I , too , upvote for use of ... And I said not to make it a bottle of Louisiana . And David Duchovny is faking an addiction to sex in order to hide the fact that he is an alien . It may not be bigger , but there are places where it's already better . Japan , for instance . Look up what kind of connections are available to the average Japanese citizen and cry . Fuck you , Comcast . She fucking said ' nucular . ' The Six Million Dollar Toaster Oven ? I would touch the ground . You sure ? Obama has them attached to his name now in a way . I bet he is just trying to get in better with the company because he needs to keep his enemies close . Why else do people think he is picking these types to be in the cabinet ? Keep your friends close , keep your enemies closer . Obama isn't trying to do everyone wrong . He's all about the little guy . This video is 4 years old . What is it doing on my front page ? ! Billie Jean ... Same thing here Which could have easily been summarized as I take it then that this is also the * first * Supergirl Gallery ever made " Ah , thank ... " ( missed majuscule ) . Naïve . Über - nerdy . " I admin that ... " ( no comma ) , " comes through " ( " to provide " is implici ... aw fuck . I just got pedant-bated , didn't I ? I know what you mean . I was all like " w00t , no anal ? ! This is hardly porn ! " . I love you , man . Seriously . I love you . You think he would listen if we made a facebook group arguing against the site design ? Who knows ? Maybe he can fuel it with prayer alone . ... or BOTH ? ! That was very nice until I noticed that they had photoshopped the pink bits away I'm starting all my conversations with Don't you know there is an implicit copyright on using this ? does this guy have a BIG dick or is it just the camera angle ? I havent had a coffee up until I read your comment and now my addiction re-manifests itself . Should have just been brains , and nothing else . Where do these people get their data ? ! This comment page , in total , is * not * a good indication of what we've become as a community She's got the I don't think I have any clothes on . I was showing off for some girls while we waited to talk to the shop teacher in wood class . I was * juggling * a very big chisel . I was in metal shop , when a hot girl came over to ask me for help . ( I had just finished welding on this table ) Like Mr.Cooljoe , I took off my gloves and leaned back on the table putting my hand on it . But then the joke wouldn't be funny . Everyone on that reddit is just looking to fap . ┌ ( They really claimed they were going to have a permanent majority ? Oh , I see it was Karl Rove . I was thinking that too many wtf entries have just Tell me about 50 % ? Really ? Where in the world did you get that source ? Fox News ? No , but she frequently Uh , misread the title as " When Porn Goes Bad " . Was expecting better pics U + 0CA0 is the code , I have no idea how you would enter it on the legacy OS but on gtk you can do it by holding shift and alt and pressing U , 0 , C , A , 0 in succession ( like this : That's what it looks like to me , and when I asked for a picture of what it is supposed to look like , I just got Database error And now I'm the sounds like SOMEONE wants to get arrested ! Punchline in title I thought this was so awesome then you posted that factual shit Yep . There's a time for reasoned discourse , and a time for the other one looks like that Oh , it's absolutely incredible . PhD ! = smart . I had one professor come up to the service desk with her laptop , violently banging her USB mouse on the counter , claiming that it was broken and we needed to give her a new one . It was plugged into the Ethernet port Tried all three - none of the designer apps understand the " payment fast , quick , and easy ... like my EX girlfriend " random quote from the page we've all just read It still hasn't been greenlit , so HBO might decide to pass on it . They're supposed to start filming the pilot in the fall , so the decision will probably be made soon after that . Either way , it'll probably be before the next book is out . Boss : You talking to me ? Hahaha his shorts saying raging longhorn which is funny ' cause it's not true ! The minimalist , yet accurate title contains several essential elements of a successful submission : Don't lie to me . I know that you're just saying that so you can get my computer to light on fire . NO , NO , NO don't try to replace the all mighty ... It's more like this : I did mean Jeez , I didnt figure reddit to be such haters You totally stole my link from down the page . Uh huh . Like it's really gonna matter whether they charge for it or not . You telling me nonstop gamers like you who have nothing better to do than whine because they'd rather use their weekly allowance to buy twinkies and soda are REALLY gonna stop playing Valve's games just because they want to profit from their skills at gamemaking ? Yea right ... and quitting smoking is EASY BREEZY . He didn't have any meth lab contraption , cycince . That's the point ! ! ! There aren't . Seriously ? Are you guys starting with this again ? That's when I stare at them waiting for them to finish what was so damn important , with a look of sarcastic anticipation . Or this , Game . Set . Wait , you would rather use reddit than kill puppies with a hot girl ? Someone just bought a high-speed camera ... I was hoping you were going to photoshop Setinfo name [ is that ... 45 minutes of feathers ? or 45 minutes of lead .. omg , could that be GREAT ! Now mine do too . ontheroadsal rhymes with I'll have to try this when I visit MT this Winter . Despite the fact that it's brewed in Missoula . Yeah , man ! he was all like " This thread doesn't have enough looks of disapproval I disapproved at this . Why did you have to remind me ? I was having lunch I think so , and I agree with your Dude , I am a guy . must be american Facebook only lets you upvote . If you want to downvote , the best you can do is post " You went on digg she looks so inviting , walking down the surf , treading the water , swimming by hersel - I presume we still can have UTF - NOT SUITABLE FOR BRAIN ! ! asshole . Russian is a race ? I thought it was a nationality . BUT I'M A MAN ... ... my bottom lip quivers from the adorableness ....... but ... i must fight it .... these lolcats ... MUST ... * BE * ... * * STOPPED * * * * If my wife started screaming fail fail fail at me id punch her in the mouth , light my pipe , and point at the kitchen , scowling ... I had to down-vote you twice ! I had to down-vote you twice ! Upvoted for * I am present . I think , yeah , I'm starting to feel judgmental , not that it's any of my business ... but GODDAMN , Guy 2 is putting his name on the birth certificate ? For reals ? I wonder if Reddit will scoop up . OK , what really annoys me about comments like this is the sense of entitlement that seems to be behind it . Do you pay any money to reddit ? Do you contribute much to discussions ? I looked through a few of your comments and saw some pretty unfunny jokes I must say . I also saw you posted ' it's called a look of disapproval - Really . Ok that confused me for a second , I thought it was dynamically pulling my username . * * * Please make a shirt that has a bunch of memes , plus the alien . * * * e . g . Xhibit , bacon , goat , bear , Ahmadinejad , Narwhal , Indeed . I was thinking how to respond . * at first i was like Seriously . I'm so glad there's a place we can come and not have to deal with that " There's no women on the internet You should put First I was like Reddit -> The Economist -> NYT -> Gmail -> Facebook I want to read , not listen But your natural instinct disagrees or any of the spidermans for that matter . * * okay i'm getting I'm hesitant to comment on anyone's submission out of neutrality , but I both laughed and Thanks for the upvote , and I'm glad you got a laugh or two in . Hope you keep me in mind for the spot . Btw , what does I almost want to un-adblock the image so I can see if this works ... This is worded funny , I come here slightly confused .... Where is the Look of disapproval ? I think it was an inside-job Why did you choose to be green ? Actually the age of consent laws were changed last year and it was raised to 16 . 14-16 is legal , but only if you are less than 5 years older , so I hope her birthday is earlier in the year than yours . So wait , you have to degrease them and then lube them up ? So close . You almost had my upvote , but there was no Yeah I know ... The kind that makes me do this : Viral marketing * * I propose we ban all these stat padders Sounds like DEA lies to me Well , just so you know , I wasn't intending to make fun of Reddit's servers ... or ummm .. browsers , I guess . or whatever it is you have going on there . Hey , thats my line ! You're welcome ! If you want to really say thank you , buy me a reddit bacon soap ! No . We're not tired of it at all . At least we can give the aliens something interesting to read . Our legacy should be a sprawling record of our human culture and scientific knowledge ; burned on gold CDs , buried in a bunker deep beneath the desert under a symbol visible from space : was she all like : Wife : Guess you don't like it , heh Bitching about downvotes ? > People farming . Raising them like animals to be sacrificed . Wow . The correct response would be " < / friendly scalding > * * Unless they attribute the quote to him like they should have . Whatever . I know that was just your silent nod to / r / marijuana . You damn dirty cannibal . Go back to Papua New Guinea . All I ever see of the Look Of Disapproval is boxes for eyes . > Thus , your post was NOT ironic , due to the fact that I never CLAIMED to be a grammar Nazi , just a vocabulary Nazi . The aliens and the government are in cahoots together . A normal human would know that .... first i downvoted , then i lol'd , then i upvoted , and then i was all like Obligatory : Mine ! Many filesystems already support unicode characters . That means you can have a No , it was : You : I like the great . now reddit has crabs . Don't you be eying my assets that way . Fool you once , shame on me . Fool you twice , shame on you . Edit your reddit comment 3 times ... well ... Texting mid bj , yo she just high fived me . Keeper ? So * you're * the guy who wore a plate drawn with Mahatma Gandhi . Seriously , none of you thought of him ? NOT WHAT I VOTED FOR ! Yeah , a real doomsday arguement . ( He is so throwing a you dont play tf2 do you Ha ha ha , and then he raped her . I always imagine this as the ambulance driver standing with his hand out , looking all You can have sex with agreed , ive up-voted you , and everyone else back to 1 point . Looks like to submitter is the author Except you're a redditor in good standing yourself , and you upmod almost every single one of your posts . All the cool hackers code their shit in That wasn't a joke . You know , when I first started reading reddit , I used to see " fake " posts all the time for photoshopped pictures and the like . It would always issue many replies saying to stop saying fake , and usually ridiculed the person for saying it . Nowadays , I rarely , if ever , see a " fake " comment . I guess the community has learned , and we moved onto this : In other words : Hang on though . R = L and L = R ? take the comma out of the url v In Kannada - a regional Indian language we call it No I want my bacon lemme tell you somethin . Bacon , is good for me . This man is strangely familiar with the digg tools ... I'm suspicious At first I was like : ( I click . Fuck you . So very true . The Map editor for FarCry 2 was indeed a thing of beauty , however not being able easily share and play those maps online , and the multiplayer component being such a wreak being ported directly over from the console version to the PC world , despite untoward amounts of bugs one had to surmount just to get into a multiplayer game of any sort . I put it down for those same reasons and haven't gone back : .. yes he said guitar solo I've checked it three times this hour . This is my friend reddit . HE'S GAY . Did you hear this on Fox News ? I shall wear a reddit shirt there one day and give you the look . i . e . So , can we use My room mate listened the hell out of Coheed and Cambria , and I hated them for so long , I even gave Claudio the What if he says it to you while giving you a look of disapproval ? Well that settles it then , god must exist and we should all follow his word ... This is starting to be some bullshit right here . you got the number wrong , yo Let's see you get denied with " WTF ? No I don't * reddit * . Uh ... no , thanks . I was just checking my facebook . Sure , natural selection is free . Again , his spouse with IS TUESDAY THE LAST LETTER OF THE SOCK DRAWER ? I'M AN ANTEATER MOTHERFUCKER ! YO DAWG That's my girlfriend . We also have lots of COBOL on mainframe , which only allows for 8 - char program names . And unbelievably , they only use 4 of those chars . All their programs have 4 - char names . I think he meant Karma , look of disapproval ( Yes , because everyone is a native English speaker . Says the gal who bothered to register on digg in * 2009 * . Yeah , the problem with Except for that goddam laughing scene And you got fired over that ? Supervisors these day ....... me . FUCK OFF YOU DOWN VOTING SCUM ! Thanks ! You fail . Its NSFW or SFW . I see what you did there , but I don't like it . This is fucking right on . I got a Dutch Rudder from a chick once . Not my favorite , but I figured something was better than nothing . I just watched it and it sounds like he was deliberately exaggerating our accent for them Dude , where the fuck in Texas do you live that people don't talk like that ? All my friends in school dressed like Larry the Cable Guy , sounded like him too . But I guess your one of them High Falootin ' City Boys from Ft Worth , you wouldn't know nuttin bout dat wouldja ? No , Paul is a silly people name for a cat . [ ] before ( ) except after The question asked about 100 years ago ... that's 1910 ! Not 1941 ! I know we've all been overdosed with WW2 and Holocaust documentaries but for crying out loud . WWI is the splinter point here , not WWII . As a high school history teacher I am quite I'm glad someone else noticed that . reddit is a relatively kind community , I'm puzzled as to what motive someone would have to plant an exploit . The logical deductions boil down to corporate sabotage and the anarchy subreddit Kids these days ! When someone does that , I do this What a n Hey there . I just d-loaded the Kedage font , let fontbook open it , installed it and reloaded thw page and I now have Why do you love them ? Damn that cat is fuckin creepy . No first I remember that was when moot changed / b / random so it was I've actually met a couple people through missed connections . You just have to make prolonged eye contact on the muni . I've got a headache too - someone decided that petrol goes in the oil hole on the lawn tractor I read this as Mooninite ... and was like because it started with the word " why " Happened to me at both Shell and Exxon years ago , so sadly it looks like a standard procedure now .. I see Ok , then don't do it until that million people magically appears . or if you like games it's worth checking out ... I bent the pins in my ethernet socket that way and now have to use a plug in card . > narwhal bacon At first I was like : Son you dissapoint Graphics whore Don't browse Reddit at work More outsourced blog spam . There is also never a sizeable female population in any CS / ECE courses . A large portion of the time , the girls are either weird or otherwise taken . I tried to hit on a girl in one of my grad networks courses , and it turns out that her husband was sitting in the seat right next to her Oh , we get it all right . EVERYONE KNOWS HITLER LOVED TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS TOO , I'm keeping an eye on you ... Number 7 is clearly not asleep . I'm not clicking . And this is a case where I wish Reddit didn't have that automatic thumbnail thing on the side . Damn , that Youtube comment really sucked . At first I was all " so what ? " but then I scowled i said tomato . Hey , this is SERIOUS BUSINESS here . The moralist in me is all Pregnant men ? We're gonna be some crispy critters if one of those ever are pointed towards us I wasn't all ಠ_ಠ about the spelling / grammar , I was all ಠ_ಠ about him stating that most people on Reddit are skeptics about 9/11 ( True or false , And AOL instead of Adium . That wasn't YMCA at all . I want that shirt , but at $ 15 shipping This image was taken in a Taco Bell in Indiana . Unless you're Hitler , who apparently had a thing for it . Thanks . That clarifies everything ... Before you know it you stash your kid in a garage and let the media think there's a balloon with a kid floating over Colorado . Just so you can be on Reddit My take on this list was : 1984 ok obvious choice ... Catcher in the Rye and Lord of the flies ... obligitory .. yes yes , I agree with these choices ... ok somewhat decent list ... 2005 its ............. * * TWILIGHT * * * * you've got to give em a good one of these ALL YOUR that's a pic of Gov Jindal ... ya , that's basically it ... Cmon , I was clearly joking about it being fake Her neighbors must be What about ladies folder ? mother fucker . I think probably , that is an approved use of But The Terminator is a machine in every movie so I don't get it ... ? Ah ! I'm conflicted on this one . bestof to share the joy or just pretend I did not see it to avoid You forgot to include " HEAVY SAYS Him : Him : Her : afraid of the competition ? When I saw them live , they got to that part : " did Steve tell you that ... " and about 600 people went " I still have some posts up with similar information though This is the first and last time I use this : First of all it's not the state . It's private insurance . Second of all " In Soviet Russia " goes first That's another problem with Deamworks ' ' tude face . It's the wrong face . The raised eyebrow with a grin looks more unsure than smug . That's what I had assumed it was before redditors started calling it ' tude face . Of course , I had the opposite reaction to reddit naming Jackson the entire time : At first I was like * * Do not repeat puns . You're actually not allowed to bring a camera onto the Augusta National golf course unless you are press . Yeah , I do that a lot , but sometimes I forget , and that's when it seems to happen I thought the virus was OSX . Terrorists attack World Trade Center ! I have to say , that is rather sick This IAMA has been hijacked . I see your Does anyone have the link for the Of course i'll get downvoted for using something associated with a meme . But nothing else adequately represents my I like ! Very much ! I doubt she'd get it though That would imply that reddit users have partners . I call holy shit , i just had a flashback ! Allow me to field this one . Urza Planeswalker does not approve . My mistake is ... glaring at me . I don't know about you , but I think there is a fine line between " not worrying about getting dirty " and " willingly picking up shit with my bare hands " . Personally being in the shower does NOT make the latter acceptable . Your post made me realize that the use of " That is a Guy , in the Photo ! she's really not a hermaphrodite ... she just said that to get more attention , and cause she's got balls bigger than most guys . I hope I'm not too late for this Q & A . But how long have you been on Reddit ? Also , how do you see or read the " look of disapproval " ? Do you know what I am talking about - Im so sorry for you Oh , dear . I didn't want to have to do this , but here goes : Is that a pun ? I also ride a BMW . I wave to everyone . I get snubbed more often by sport bike riders than by cruisers . Doesn't bother me though , if I was wearing basketball shorts , a sleeveless shirt , and crocs I wouldn't want to take my hand off of the bars either . At first I was like EPIC LOL'D and then I was like Someone should cut him and the cane out , and post him on other pics like that squirrel . He could be a visual disapproving look . As a former library worker I must express my disapproval . Im a muslim redditor Watch it , that's * the * Hammer Smashed Face you're talking about there , buddy ! " Oh hey everybody , look at me , I'm dancin ' , oh-oh-yeah HA HAAAAAA " . your supporting evidence " I came here in hopes to post something similar , or find someone who had already posted something intelligible enough instead of a meme , or snarky comment . Ah what the hell though , well first off you have to wait until someone does something totally retarded , like the time my kitchen manager dropped a whole pot of soup . Then give them the good ol ' Way to go . An unwarranted personal attack because I expressed a like and effectively vilifying certain women based on their appearance . You spoony bard ! You watch Fox ? I had an AMD processor fry on me in less than a second after I powered up the thing .... answer seems to be " no " . .. That's pretty sweet , but I do not appreciate being made to roll against my sanity when I don't even have a d20 around . That " look " = I signed in just to upvote this great comment ! They could as well have patented " - y " and get rid of all the stupid clicking on the " Next " button . What about five * bad * games . Excellent use of No . First I was like \ 0 / then I was like Using the orangered envelope as an advertising ploy seems a little sacrilegious At first I was like I just looked it up , and apparently the Xbox version of Family Feud was cancelled . I was going to throw This one ? Only " TLA " is a TLA . I usually change my font size mid-conversation so it appears as if I'm looking elsewhere . Yes because one person on reddit equals all people on reddit ... ... wait you want Cheney to shoot the emperor in the face with buckshot ? It's closed for religious reasons . I've contemplated getting drunk once just to try it out - making sure to have a trusted friend or brother around . Ultimately , it doesn't seem worth the money . I also know that I easily get addicted to things ( One time my friend and I were having a beer at the bar ; a football game was on , and he was explaining how American football is more like * chess * than other sports ( soccer mainly ) . And he's a pretty smart guy . So I was like , " I kinda see what you mean , " but inside I was all like Awesome except for tobacco . I disapprove What is this ... I don't even ... At first I was like The Border Guard was giving me the terrorist I do this . So global warming is fake ? you mean " spic . " am i allowed to say that ? * looks around * i'll self To be fair , that was nasty on top of nasty " If your like us " again .... Nice try , admissions ! That little girl is not pleased . She has She replies : and it's a Dell ... im also at work and using chrome Just act and look like this That never happened in The Terminator At first I was like " Hmmm ... " But then I was like please make a I'm not a kitty . Lousy Smarch Weather Or just click the , you know , * save * button . From the points . I agree . your orgasms are the best ones i've ever had too Paying for piracy I can't believe we are seriously having this conversation . First of all , he can choose anytime . She died 16 years ago , so he could go back , 20 years , for example . Second of all , maybe he just wanted to see her again , to tell her some things he never got to tell her or ask her things he never asked ? Maybe he wants to bring her back to his time to meet her grandchildren ? The possibilities are endless . Are you really not capable of grasping this ? I'm going to repost these quotes in every thread about XML and score massive karma points ! .. you sure it's a woman ? You are not saying 14 quests takes 5 hours right ? Because that is total bs . 9 year old kid with 500 hours of work experience in a quarry ... I asked him . He's never heard of it . I see what you've done there She blows my mind every time . And I normally don't even like blondes . Son , where are your pupils ? I saw the ad at the bottom with two children in it , and was all Bacon Narwhal You want evidence , good sir ? Well my faith is my evidence . Want proof ? More faith . I know what you're thinking ... you're thinking this face -> > I is be here from Digg . Keven Rosse is teh  ballz . I want to make sex Mrbabyman . Haaha the botttle is disappear . Yuutube comments estas greatest shiznit of all time . I'm glad you approve ! When in Rome .... I know it's low-hanging fruit , but it looked more like Narwhals FUCK YEAH ! First I was all Neither did I . Something very ... why would you save it and re-up it to imgur instead of just linking directly to the original ? ? And you've summarily proven him wrong . Well done , sir . I think you mean , " I see * your * number Zephyrmation . You got it Good to see you haven't lost that " killer " look . As in murderer . Well right ... I meant produce vitamin D independently of sunlight ... but yes , now i've gone and explained the joke . Or Troll face . Or Well , first of all you have to understand .. heyyyyy , wait a second . Almost had me there , trolly . Almost . My dream job is to be a writer but nobody likes my reddit comments unless they're about cats or bacon ! * * NO It's true . We are The man responsible for the cover up , Lt . General Stanley McChrystal , was recently promoted to supreme commander of the Afghan theater ... this one because I decided to click on the links before checking my own I'll remember this for next time I just got a mean Thanks , dude , I guess those are not corn pops . Female said to female : Up ? * * UP * * ? Male said to male : * * Downvoted for auto-playing video without warning . Wait a min - EARepAustin .. most likely from Bangladesh . Thanks for the spoiler ! You must be a Saw fan . ... they actually did that one ? you need bookmarks to get on reddit ? I should have looked at your comment history first It's extra credit . Do the work yourself , or don't turn it in . We're not * that * meme orientated ... Whoa ! There is a ceiling Cat but no Sewer Horse ? Is this a new Justice song ? . You , sir , get my upvote . Also , That's what you always say The last panel should have definitely said " i came here to post the same . Angry grandma : " That's NOT why it's called a ' receiver ! ' " My mom once promised a relative that I would be able to enhance an image for them . FOX ? ! I don't know , but copy / paste works : * golf clap * for EVERYBODY ! ( well , almost everybody THAT'S NOT FUNNY ! ! ! you win this round 4500 years from now , I imagine someone is going to say something along the lines of " There is a Gorglax's FoodShack in front of The Great McDonalds Of Sackville And then you edited him back in ... Her reaction to your question : You pay for karma on here ? And while I'm here : I don't know about you guys , but being charged twice normal price because I'm getting a pair of cheap , plastic glasses makes me Most appropriate use of Personally I would prefer to name my kid " Upvoted for karma = ( bacon + narwhal ) / Eminem's Eyes well for that matter there's not alot of kicking going on either ... You have a very round eye you're using You have to say his whole name before he comes to get you . But then the tiny species don't carry * * massive * * weapons , it's really a let down when guns magically get smaller in their hands . ( I'm looking at you Shadowrun I read the abbreviation as BILF ... the comic took on a whole new meaning after that So you're saying I have to agree ? Yay ! We won ! OK , now we need a new underdog to worship . That way we can continue to That doesn't even look like a telephone . We've already switched to chrome .... wait you don't still use * Firefox * do you ? Insufficient back dimples > Yeah true . He is part of the illuminati Weird , I thought it was more like : Cool story , bro ... My parents wondered what was wrong with me , That's the part that disappointed me . I was SO waiting for booster sep near the end . I feel cheated . mrs and mr are redditors for 5 and 4 hours , respectively .... Y'know , you're just waiting for someone to reply to goatse ... A dude in line behind me in o'hare on the 23rd was begging the TSA agent to let him keep the snow-globe he got for someone . There was no sign like this posted either I hate to be pedantic on a comedy film quote , but while not physically addictive in the slightest it is habit forming , these past few sober days of Christmas have proved that to me For some reason , I can't get the navigation two-finger swipes to work with anything . You truly live a life of hardship . how about K :D * points / time ± BLU % / RED % - ( More like I liked the picture to begin with , and upon closer examination is appears that the Indian is doing Agreed . The double-meme should only be used in times of greatest peril and never at ALL HAIL THEimma let you finish you're doing I understand . I just really like More great wisdom from Ben Stein . Hey man , I was just pulling your virtual leg . I'm a 15 year old male and I don't want to be an astronaut \ m / while ( x Same situation here ... but youtube is blocked . YOU'RE one word . I liked everything until i read the caption below the main caption : Redditor for 25 minutes American date format . Finish . The . Game . You mean Haven't finished New Super Mario Brothers Wii yet because I always have to carry my gf's Luigi . I know we're discouraged for downvoting people who have different opinions than ours , but ... At first I was like ( her ): Why isn't this guy fighting crime yet ? “ I heard it , like a butcher snipping the fat off a piece of meat , ” And this is her dad To put a SPACE ? This has already been posted . Yeah , at the time it seemed like a great deal ! " WOW ! $ 1 per gig ? Sign me up ! ! " Kill yourself now . Do not want haters in the gene pool . My GF's grandmother ( on her father's side ) is a perfect example of this issue . This women doesn't have a censor function in her head and says whatever the hell she feels like reguardless of where she is . An exact quote : " oh those things are so good but they're so sweet they'll turn your asshole inside out " . Sometimes its funny as hell and sometimes it just makes me " > . > " is the poor man's " Like this : That's not bad for 40 bucks . Some games charge 60 for 6 hours You had me going " seriously ? " until the end , you fucker This warranted a hearty chuckle from me and a collective Nice spoiler alert there , jerk . Slush puppy . Are you mocking my beloved hobby ? " Send your word resume " I'm so ashamed that I know what you're talking about . I saw that episode one lazy afternoon a couple of months ago .. Point taken . We'll make digital signs , so you can easily change what they read . Then we can even add That's not a question at all . AARRGGHH ! If I see another picture of a cute animal I'm going to implode ! If I implode , the earth implodes . It's your call . Happy Birthday anyway . Seriously , that's all it was . A giant 5 hours and no MJ jokes ... I don't give huge e-mail lists to me computer-illiterate parents / grandparents though . I disapprove of downvoting . Yes . Is that Comic Sans ? > when I saw ' continue this thread ' i was hoping for a huge ' three , four , > five ' etc . Instead , this ... On this front , Bradley Byrne is nothing compared to Roy Moore ... who also happens to be running for governor ... * again . * 5 upvotes and two downvotes ? I guess it wasn't another Top Ten list , or another screencap of a Google Search . I tried clicking This submitter is a little troll pervert I'm from evansville IN , and it looks the exact same . It's so Indiana out there ! Think I'm gonna be the scapegoat for the whole damn machine ? The Pirate Bay will return Damn you . I don't ever want to see .... oh son of a bitch , you have a cool username ! I'm so conflicted ! You know what ? Just .... go to hell ! Oh good . Now I don't have to worry about hearing my country's leader talk about silly little things like immense numbers of people still dying in wars , how much more the TSA is going to piss me off , our fucked up healthcare industry , etc . and can find out what drug induced bullshit deus ex machina explains what the fuck is going on with smoke monsters and such . ... They are ! If you use the line " I hope you like rape You're the guy who always comments instead of putting the text up top with the submission and they are not happy . How much money has been put into the game so far ? Comment with a :D if its in the 20 million dollar range , comment with a : O if its above 50 million or comment with a Who's bullshitting now ? China , we're looking at you . What are you hiding ? You had to go and make this all dirty sounding , dintcha ? d ( Its bigger than my penis Yes : downvoted for imageshack If there was ever a time for inserting a picture with the * * L * * Are you being sarcastic , SarcasmBomb ? Tl ;d w - I've seen this advice before . I wish there was something to show off That last frame is one hell of a i stop masturbating for this ? It ain't . To everyone in this thread , in a shopping mall , purchasing something , I paid with my credit card and the cashier girl stares at me with the look of disapproval Why is this comment NOT at the top ? 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The real key is to find a picture of something that already was on the front page and repost it ( maybe just go to random pictures on imgur ) . I'm looking at you badgers picture ! TIL that My wife doesn't even say that . I'll say , " Hey , I found this thing on Reddit , " and I see her with .... It's great how some friends can share in the most intimate things ... That's it . * * BRING OUT THE GIMP ! ! * * ಠ \ _ಠ But I DID ask . And I know this is the case with many , many people . I still feel the need to ... well you didn't . Holy shit , I cannot believe someone is that stupid to get rid of a cable just because they've never heard of it us web developers call it dub-dub-dub . The central star is a folded American flag with the 101 stars within the folds indicating the number of subjugated nation states that will fall under U . S . dominion when the illuminati's plans for a global new order are fulfilled . The face in the center is an early incarnation of the look of disapproval I started making the i'd rate his first year a You get an upvote for a wit , but you also get this : I care a lot about this discussion . But I couldn't care less about the NSFW tag as this thread is about blowjobs . One of my high school math teachers repeated this myth in reference to a younger student in the class who had skipped ahead . He said the kid was " brave like the Polish cavalry attacking tanks " . Finger on the trigger . lol , small world , I just noticed that I commented on two of your comments on completely unrelated posts ! I swear I'm not stalking you ... Unfortunately , no one can be told what Slideshows should not start automatically on page load . What a thoughtful and well-founded statement you've made there . Cavemen don't play tennis . Why stop there ? Let him upgrade to ' 95 . Performance - security - you can't beat it . upvoted for downvoted for Grown-up rant : The number of jokes here involving sex with children is absolutely appalling . Wait until you have a daughter , and see how funny these are then . Looks like him ? NOOOOW I'm worried . Failstabs are the worst . You get the perfect stab lined up , click and it just goes " squick " and you go I was laughing my ass off because you implied that the black woman in the ad was a victim of hurricane katrina until i read your screen name . I wanted to upvote you but then i saw your nick At first I was like Do the same thing to her . Hook up with a girl on the internet and txt back and forth in front of her . See her reaction . I bet she will be like Pageant kids are much , much worse . Oh , totally an accident , genders are SO easy to mix up ... just like the rest of the story . tag it appropriately d-bag Ohhh , you rock . \ m / But where is all the blood ? Are you an android ? This is a trap , isn't it ? I'm going to assume this is another meme . Except I typed this : ಠ_ಠ edit : WTF ? Does anyone else see that ? ! I tried ಠ_ಠ ( SPACE ) I do as well , but it's not even out yet . Do people just copy and paste this to a text file on their desktop and whip it out to recopy and pasta back when needed ? Can you imagine , all internet : Chuck Norris walked into Burger King and asked for a Big Mac , they made it for him Now I'm like I see what you did there Two fragmented nouns in a title : tolerable . Three : unnecessary . Four ( fragmented adjective ): Did you just call reddit the " scum-hole of the interwebs " ? Sometimes I find a child locked in that room with dwarven mystic ... That would have been hilarious . After Letterman and Jay bicker between each other the door opens and Conan walks in delivering some pizza . He would say something like " Hi everybody pizza's here ! " . Conan's and Leno's eyes would meet and Conan would go from :D to I worked with a guy who said he bought a piece of the crag from some dude who was a contestant on GUTS , but he refused to bring it in or show us . well thank you captain obvious Dey fink you sed bad stufs bout dem guys A solid A solid it's not as bad as every year when a Saw movie comes out , some idiot will say , " I saw Saw " , and then giggle as if they deserve their own late night talk show . .... Saw Saw ... ... says the guy who's at 25 points for posting " wat " You don't * think * that will be an issue ? And then you married a 7 year old . . . Wait a minute . . . 42 minutes . Wow , they have grain porn now It kinda looks like they usually just head for the door ... And they add a fat chick to the logo ? Hehe , I've been flying around in a firetail named You know what's not a breeze ? Waiting weeks for the next installment of Sterile . Oh , I'm sorry dude . I need to keep myself updated . 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Is this your question or one you stole ? In America , we call it gleeking . Hey , I shouldn't forget I like female pee Did you just reference Yu-Gi-Oh ? Dookie was a great album , so Wow , I completely forgot how PG - 13 this cartoon was . " Sorry about that . I can sympathize with the coprophiles out there .... but not the coprophages I just created a program which moves the cursor and simulates mouse clicks . That said , it blew out all the candles in about 0.01 seconds , and nothing happened . They just lit up again ... 17 minutes . Everyone is trying to find ways over mountains and obstacles with conventional ways untill one black-sheep finds a new easier way and plows his own path . Is it really that hard ? Bear says " Har har , you're so funny . 1 hour . hey , I've been wondering this for a while , and this is a very random place to bring it up , but why does You have shamed yourself . It's time for seppuku . Are you kidding me ? ! Latte's cost more than that kid will see in a month or more ! Shame on you for being so clumsy . Sigh . Your teacher gave it away in that suggestion . The solution is there and smacking you upside the head , and you still don't get it . You deserve to fail , but the person who linked me to this told me to help you , so I will . All the same , This is His wife and kids were in the next room I ....... I just ..... But ....... That was hot until the end , then you ruined it . and your name is fdat ? Really , I thought they were just nostalgic . other stains ? I think you mistook All that trouble ... for a Mac ? i disapprove of my teacher . I tried to make him look like I actually use a person's opinion of Superman as a character gauge when dating . ONLY JERKS DON'T LIKE SUPERMAN . Guys I've devoted my life to fighting the system and have been at it for well over a decade now ( before it was hip Daily Mail You gotta be fucking kidding me . Not only are you disgustingly wrong , but you just outed yourself . Fug'n shower pisser ... 9 minutes . a random cloud formation that resembles Why did i click on it ? I read what it said , i saw the thumbnail ... i just had to click on it ............. The lack of a new Zelda game . AHAHAA IT'S A BLACK JOKE ! Google : What are you guys worried about ? Obama and the Democrates would never let that be signed into law .... ... ... ... my parents are immigrants from south asia , and I think all parents from Asia express disappointment in their children regardless of gender . Also , its not that much better on the other side of the wall . Lots of pressure and Ceiling Saydrah is watching you not masturbate . I suppose Not surprised with the shit you ate last night ! C'mon Canada you can do better than 8th ! This happens to me too sometimes . Sober I'm a minute man , but with a solid buzz on a God . My penis is just moody I think Here you go : Yeah , reddit , because this screenshot is * so * much funnier than the link to the page . I totally understand why you would upvote this and not the original post . Yet another disposable novelty account . Yojimbo is gonna be pissed ... get the gil ready And anyone ever wonder why people continue to downvote articles posted in / r / PhilosophyofScience / that take more than a minute to read ? " Fainted " is a Pok é - speak for " dead . " oh you speak Kannada ! How would you pronounce the look of disapproval , Why is he " the third " ? Yeah that makes a lot of sense . The fighting game wasn't that great . However , you can't say " I am unimpressed " and expect me to understand that you're talking about the presentation and not the product . As a left handed person , I think I speak for all lefties when I do this : I did not , I clicked the link and got brought to ITT tech . And I am making terrible , awful , whimpering sounds at work while I try to suppress my laughter . Too Old . Yet it's the Greeks that are rioting PDF linking ... * * It's not centered . Why is it not centered ? you are the proverbial turd in the punchbowl of free wifi . At first I was like Dude are you seriously buying someone a car ? This is the most temptation I've ever had to mooch off someone , it really gets you thinking about things you could use but won't be able to afford for a long time . I'm not going to ask for anything though What have you been doing behind his back ‽ ya that into the wild kid tried that ..... AND NOW HE'S DEAD I can't tell if you're being sarcastic It doesnt mention anything about lost on his wiki page Not 300 humans but 200 , sorry Because fecal sculptures only work * some * of the time ... * * GOSH * * . That guy got hurt ! My face while I read this : I just showed this to my mom , and she said my step-uncle ( a truck driver ) has done the same thing . yeah ... . torrent files are totally inconvenient In which case the title would be " No ! ! Invisible Hulk , don't fart th ... " Computer Animator ? Do you work for PIXAR ? Dreamworks , even ? ..... No ? " , followed by , " For some reason , I first read this as " Steam is now available on steam . " I see what you did here Your mother His wtface is awfully close to > For some reason , I first read this as " Steam is now available on steam . " At first I was like What are you calling " bad news " ? Biowoman but no Farscape ? You win again mother nature ! haha ... nice try , Gay Liberation Front ... What the hell is wrong with you people ? This is exactly what is wrong with the United States today . What The Fuck ; the leprechauns are a lie ‽ ‽ ..... You logged out before taking a screenshot so we can't see the pr0n - reddits ... eg . I'm in shock that you posted the punchline . 2 minutes . Only one beard ? ? Why do I even bother with this place redditor for 1 month , You are making me irrelevant My GF is not named ' cat ' . Only low-res ? Burn her at the stake . I was like this sounds like something a 12 yo girl would say , then I reread your statement and seen it said older . ... Oh that wanker . Hello " unsharp mask " . My father * died * tickling horses . I upvoted just for the ( ^ ー ^ ) & ( What's up with the chromatic aberration on the text ? Everytime I see / hear the word " Digimon " I get that bloody theme tune stuck in my head for days . Thanks All I can think about is Balto . It's people like you , man ... Right Click , Save As : C :\ SpankBank . Reddit , expanding my fetishes one post at a time . error : hahahah ! no they aren't . i mean , just because there is a wal-mart here doesn't mean it's local . what i meant by local buisiness was locally owned and operated businesses , especially if they buy their goods locally . when you asked if i understood , it's almost like you were attacking my intelligence . of course i understand . i'm not a moron ... Hey look , it's commander WHY THAT CONNIVING LITTLE KARMA WHORE ! I invoke rule 34 on ... meh , forget about it Sounds like a typical woman to me and it didn't bring back firefly Frankly i would like my friends to know my disapproval . Thats why i comment on them using Yes , but I think the phrase " paid beta " would make most people go Yes , I found him too . It will stop being as awesome when somebody replies to it . For over 3 hours , it's just been hanging there ... the thousands of Well that just seems ... smart ? Lets just run around pointing something that looks like a rifle at people from the rooftops . What could ever go wrong ? he'd come here like HAHAHAHAHA and we'd be like ... wait ... No , you're thinking of getting something to float . A vote is a textual representation of someone's mood or facial expression . If a fat lady made a comment about my balding boyfriend I would punch her in her fat tit . First I was like ( ` o ' ) and then I went to digg and my panic turned into o ( I am assuming that " I did , actually . I was sitting by the waterhole ; minding my own business , eating a few blades of grass , when out of nowhere I'm shoved into the water ! After coming up for air , I look around and notice an elephant the size of a fucking elephant ( yes , it was that big ! ) right where I was . He flashed me a bleh , something else I should mention . When I try to load reddit , I can't if I'm blocking HTTP using peerblock . You know why ? It's because Beyond the Network is trying to track me on here ( probably you too ) . They just happen to be a torrent tracking company . So you are that guy on the freeway ? * " crazy characters " refers to " : S " rather than " He spent his money on MW2 oh ... so this was a shoop You tried it once ! I hate you now I think you meant you need to change your name to punchbowlturd . Hey man . Just because I'm a perv doesn't make me a pedo . * lesser science ? * It says " ie6 check " I love the huge gouges it's leaving in the concrete . When it's on TMZ , they'll use Gawker AND a deleted comment on Reddit AND the wikipedia update , so they'll have three sources . That's just good journalism . I've always been female Oh yes . Right uptil the point when you step outside , to meet a line of people who like the Rancor Pit Monster in the morning , all doing this : I searched to upvote this ! I had every single one of them until mom decided to toss them several years ago . Looks at username , reads comment history , I always feel like I'm cheating when I learn by way of a YouTube video ... That may just be because I play by ear , and I could easily enough learn to play a song like this . Of course , when somebody asks you where you learned that song ... Me : " YouTube . " Them : " You didn't just sell him some crack did ya ? Cos he looks pretty rough there . ( Rougher than usual . ) As a 5 - string player , Aye sir ... Wait , hold on . If it was only a few months ago , how has socratessue known about it for a year ? Because people keep linking to this stuff thus making stories like this popular . It ’ s got nothing to do with whingeing that no one understands me . It ’ s got everything to do with people reading a few paragraphs about something on wiki and assuming they know it all I really hope this is a joke account . If not then Message me ahead of time so I can ban the submission . redditor for 10 hours . I * * hope * * you've disabled it for reddit.com . Otherwise , Seriously ? but , you still snooped thru his phone . ..... But then everyone would've just been like " Thanks Captain Obvious ... Implying pavlova is Australian No way .... The look of disapproval does wonders . Before you know it he'll have the new and old item back with autographs from Lady Gaga and Samuel L . Jackson . He would still have to pay for the s / h though . I have a niece and nephew , and I'm gonna say , my nephew is pretty tame , but I've DEFINITELY seen Not many women posted here , are there ? I count two so far At first I laughed at the funny looking man . Then I noticed he had a bigger dick than me , and I was all Yeah , I just saw that on TMZ too I think you are right . Most IPA's sit around 75-125 with imperials being on the latter . Still this wasn't even close to the most bitter beer I've ever had . I think that crown still resides with Sierra Nevada's Harvest Series Wet Hop Ale . And that only sits at 60 or 70 . I guess with a name like " 1000 IBU IPA " I was expecting a series of layered bitterness with a real bite . It just didn't deliver , and it was 15 bucks for that 13 ounce bottle . Alright , Who here downvoted this kid's dreams ? Because the US is all that matters . He should be a magician ... At first I was like You don't like the soup ? Who is now at 87 % . If they really understood reddit , the headline would read : " bacon narwhals buy some pizza don't , unless you burnt it down ... Too late . Thanks to the guy above who posted to the Wikipedia page ... Expands ? It just shows I can just imagine standing there and It is the self policing approach reddit has had ( or no policing as it probably should be called ) . One moderator of jailbait is also a moderator of rapebait If anybody is going to KFC with the notion that it is a health food store then they are ..... only 2 slices of bacon That baby stole my chess face . no reddit ? Too small Is this for a homework assignment ? Related press I cannot condone this . The guy who .. helped you glue your fingers together ? This totally resonates with me , it came on right after school let out , and usually by the time I got home it was in the middle of the show , so it was always a treat when I got to see the live action stuff at the beginning . Then one day I was stoked that I got to watch it but was flabbergasted because they had switched to " Club Mario " ... I was like If it is anywhere near the consistency of glue ... that is shit . I WILL NEVER TRADE MY KATAMARI . It is for Christians ... ubuntu failed me ... Wow . More trolling . Awesome . NO WAY ! FUCK THIS SHIT ! Seeing all these FUUUUU comics is my source . MS ? It's Parkinson's . Goddamnit . Every time I see your user name , I'm going to have to do what you say . Damnit . Minimalism ? You must mean the zen rock garden in a $ 6 million dollar house . You seem to know a lot about Grooveshark . There were no sequels ... Dude ... his nick is ghostofglennbeck . You just got trolled Fuck yes . Arcades used to be so awesome . They were poorly lit , sticky , bathed in a glow of screens . They were almost * seedy * , like nerdy dives or hole-in-the-wall bars . It was like * casinos * for kids . As a youngin ' it was almost intimidating to go in there since many were packed with " older kids " pumping quarters into Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter . I loved going in there as a young pup , putting a quarter on the machine , catching a few And MSNBC every fucking time He also liked puppies and apple pie . Do YOU like puppies or apple pie ? yeah blocking china is the answer to everything I was sad that your mom felt that she had to apologize for taking your time . I hope you normal behavior doesn't induce her to think that you find her a nuisance FOOL ! And looking at porn makes you all * sin * sationalists ! I don't see it Also , can we get a " merge comments " function . Everything snarky could be combined under a single comment ( Something like " I see what you did there . " ) and everything negative or disapproving could just be merged into a single Who took the picture ? sigh i thought my spelling was better then that I was thinking , " because she's like a cute little chipmunk " , and then you come out with the cock stuffing thing ... me too .. If there was ever a reason to ... why ? Point at the pictures , duh . That's what the cameras are for . Well , they've nerfed roaches so they feel like a tier 1.5 unit , but they nerfed hydras as well I swear to god , if just reading the title of this gets the song stuck in my head ... Congratulations , you have managed to completely miss my point I have a friend who is married and has two children . He's 29 and she is 22 . They've been together since they were 21 and 14 . He stayed around long enough to turn that You kinda have to read the article before you Little Big Adventure . And I'm shocked that none of you have mentioned this yet Korea ... I get better prices buying straight from HP had to look up EFUKT ... At first I was like Upvote for legitimate discussion . Big ol ' bin 2c is definitely not allowed . : O I always say ' Thanks , have a good day ' , and smile . Mostly because I'm not an ass . You , on the other hand ... Possible Team Names : The Circlejerkers , Bacon Forever , Narwhals Anonymous , Orange-Red , YOU HAVE ONE TOO . ಠ_ಠ dude ... I would if I FUCKING HAD HEALTH INSURANCE Heh , lolsome , what the heck are you doing here ! You're not even invited ! And I doubt I'll send you an orange letter for my party next year . and legally binding Well , killing * you * for a start . He IS Armando Why is it winking at me ? NO , that's naughty behavior and , as a spelling nazi , I disapprove . OMG , Britney Spears is not perfect ? “ Lucky ” ? I was going to put ' loling ' but my inner grammar nazi gave me Once you go * full Nerd * , dumb question of my own here , how do you make a And LOTR . Seriously . I've read the books before so I could fill in the blanks when I watched the theatrical versions , but some of the stuff they miss out would make it a fair old confused mess to someone with no prior knowledge . One that springs to mind is how Aragorn and the army of the dead just magically show up on the black ships at the battle of Pellenor Fields . OH HAI ! Leave us out of this That's handy , although I would only need 4-5 seconds with your gf ... narwhal . I hear there is a special ending if you play it on The download is probably 26.1 Mb , but fully installed it is 150 . The entire Adobe folder takes up 180 Mb on my computer . I saw this coming after Activision reorganized Blizzard's supervisory team . That publisher is fucking poison . Notice to Americans : the ones on the left are not pants either , they're * trousers * people . The trophy : That helicopter is fucking up the symmetry ... Its a stealth bomber Obviously or you'd not have posted G minus G :-) . Welcome to the clan . If anyone bugs you about reposts ( as I just did ) just give them one of these : I don't know , isn't it ? " Poor guys " Y'all mother fuckers lyin ' and gettin ' me pissed Spice Girls Y'all mother fuckers lyin ' and gettin ' me pissed I generally " At first I was all Y'all mother fuckers lyin ' and gettin ' me pissed Y'all mother fuckers lyin ' and gettin ' me pissed Y'all mother fuckers lyin ' and gettin ' me pissed it won't take my WarCraft II bnet edition cd key I'm turning 20 next week . Spoilers much ? Sex isn't in the top 100 , so I submitted it . Seriously WTF Analog Rickroll ? ! Well I don't have too many specific stories ( at least that I can remember off the top of my head ) because I was never really friends with him , but he was just the stereotypical class clown that would do anything for attention . He's just an all-around fuck-up . Last time I saw him , he got a tattoo of the outline of NJ on his forearm Jason Segel naked ? The eyes are looking the wrong way On a related note , another one is the look of disapproval : Gorramit , I was expecting an Iron Maiden song Posting our favorite software that no one else knows about would not make it something no one else knows about anymore Well the two of you have very similar names . How very ... coincidental yeah ... thanks ? This isnt a punishment Teen ? Fuck you , OP . I saw that page and it made me angry . I did not need this ' 386 laptop ' ? Yes , he's a spambot . Are you calling me old ? Step 6 : The blood looks like silly string ... Don't you DARE say that ... Had a friend in middle school do this with a pencil Hmm ... and where were you the night of the car burning ? At first I didn't see the tower of filling , but when I did I was like Mafia Wars ? gasp ! you shut your whore mouth ! God dammit , I'm in the library and people are You are to be assassinated twice infidel $ 10 for shipping isn't free Wouldn't a sideways smile already be a vertical smile ? I never said sideways vagina . I didn't scroll down far enough , it got me too . Also . They eliminated Guinness first round because it had , " too much foam . " I checked again after lunch and its there I'm in Lower Sackville . Home of used car lots Just clicked that in class . Thanks . You copy and paste them ... What's with the links to files ? It's ok to like this music or get paid for playing it , but not to buy it ? 2003 was not " so many many years ago " Little Red Riding Hood was horrifically raped by the wolf and her grandmother later founded lemonparty.org First I was like I fear for reddit when one of these " First i was like : " We've been very pleased with the quality of Flash on Linux in recent months , " Carr said . I got there , and one of the dude's said : " That guy that made the thread , he isn't even from Ottawa . " Me : I walked in and said : " Urhm ... I'm here to meet random people . " The hostess said : " Reddin ? ! " . At which point I throw out another : Here , borrow mine : I quit WoW a year ago and got back into Magic : the Gathering ... Arg ! No Norwegian ... and yelling medic ! medic ! medic ! medic ! * right in front of them * ... I have friends in the Marines and they usually give you the My name is Mohammed , and your lack of indication of which Mohammed we're talking about scares me . New York is a great lake state ... Atlanta , Florida ? Maybe it was a typo and he wanted to Google something else Happens at work all the time ... Par de chilangos discutiendo en ingles ... I guess this doesnt work if you dont have a facebook account ? doesnt work if you dont have a facebook account that's one ugly manpurse In community college , they practically GIVE you the answers . Each test comes with a formula sheet . ' more of the sweets ' What is this sorcery ? lol yes this is the " one refuting study " , sadly as far as my friend is concerned , the ACS is a vile den of iniquity . I kind of hoped to overwhelm him with a vast wall of scientific it's like a god damned mini cloverfield monster You should have used RAILS ! and don't lie I know you didn't . It's insulting . When John Sturges was directing Magnificent Seven , he sought approval from Kurosawa . It was a tribute , not a remake . Remakes are what you do 20 or 30 years down the road when new technology can contribute something new . Blatant remakes of foreign films right on the backs of the originals ( Death at a Funeral That's not how you pronounce it . I see what you did there You win . Really ? I don't stand , but the worst I've gotten is I actually have a Wi-Fi network with an encryption that isn't supported by this game ( even though I have a DSi ... Don't feed the trolls They apparently also rated North Korea as partially free in 2002 . Who is a bouncy castle ? I don't think it's smart to try and outlaywer him . This is probably the best tactic , combined with alignment repercussions . On the other hand , personally , I would just give him one of these First I was like this : That'll work great on mobile platforms , Linux , mac , etc . Aren't those meant for little kids ? i read ' Going home to my cat ' as ' Going down on my cat ' and i was like No . Cancer has his coach . Pokemon after 151 don't count I DUNNO IS IT ? * NO ! DON " T EVER DO THIS ! * at first you were like Since he's nowhere to be found right now , here's my opinion . Sigh , jailbait in the top 10 searched keywords Total lack of trigger discipline . This is not .. Shai-Hulud .. So what exactly * are * they developing at Adobe ? Weird ... I was thinking of naming mine Robert E Lee ... Why are Eukaryotes labeled " multicellular organisms " ? Sure multicellular organisms are eukaryotes , but eukaryotes aren't necessarily multicellular I'm just going to come right out and say it : You suck . i only clicked on this link because it said NSFW . I see what you're trying to do here .. Now * that * was a killer game . For those who either don't want to watch or are at work and are afraid that the volume might cause your boss to go When I look like this : Wait ... This isn't a troll site ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? It's a link to the post in / r / ps3bc2 . Click the link . Oh it's a restaurant ... I was very confused wait ... how do you know he didn't . Did you watch the whole thing ? Accusing stare of ... Steve ... I'm right below Washington and Baltimore so go ahead and take your pick . We can have a gang parade ! Wait that's not gangsta . How do I be gangsta ? Here I'll try to be all serious and gangy : Serenity now , insanity later . Dammit I hate Reddit . There's always someone that posts the Futurama reference / relevent xkcd / Firefly quote before you get the chance . Legendary * cats . * OMG FIREFOX . Prison for gardening . It's actually very of embarrassing now that I know how the leagues work , but I am 39 in the division 253 Bronze league . Thats not Jay-Z its Urkel They submit links directly to reddit comments on digg now ? lol , martin's face = It first I was like O . O then ( after looking at the source ) I was like ಠ_ಠ Billy Bob Bone . That's alright . Nobody is judging you for your life choices . Haha .. well , at least I'm not I imagined it and ... oil spill obligatory All I see is a safety hazard . That much liquid next to a fuse box cannot be good .... I really have no good response to that one , other than Dude , spoilers > Also for non-IRC users : Oh man , that fingers ad is disturbing to say the least . Reddit is science ? ? Expecting people not to click downvote when they disagree with something isn't very rational , either . Things rarely work out as good as the theory behind them - - Tags Customers Associate with This Product : " masterbatory ( 15 ) " Mirror anyone ? - - And don't give me a picture of a mirror . No , they tagged it as " masterbatory " Just go up to her and start talking and getting to know her . The hard part is over , now you can relax and have a good time ... ehhh I am a dude , I just realized you were looking for the ladies to respond At first i was like You again You just ruined my day . I clicked that and got the 5 hour energy douche for the advertisement . Really ? That's inter ... wait . Generally , I spend most of my time Wouldn't it be AWESOME if Alan Grayson , Sir Richard Dawkins , and the entire Valve team were also on the billboard and they were like riding a narwahl and giving a middle finger to Sarah Palin and she was all like So you have to google 1 + 1 huh ? I don't know what i'd do if there was no reddit for 9 days , god forbid i might even ... Write my paper If that's what your mental image table first returns , maybe you've got a healthy sex life . > Wouldn't it be AWESOME if Alan Grayson , Sir Richard Dawkins , and the entire Valve team were also on the billboard and they were like riding a narwahl and giving a middle finger to Sarah Palin and she was all like At first I was like , " cool trick ! " Then I looked at the user name . Now I'm like His ... what ? Who knew that the ' n ' key was the only thing standing between us and the end of civilization . Is this a tattoo on her chest ? b / c the judge was like You can't do what I suggested without rooting your phone . As to " haven't had a good reason " ... It was an attempt at a recursion joke . A reusable bag in a plastic bag made me think of recursion , and the first example I could remember was wine . Wine is a windows compatibility layer for linux . Ahhh , I done bad USA : What did I just watch there ? " semi militaristic " I will never buy another Hyundai . Neither should you ... When I had to put a new transmission into it twice in under two years . And the transmission cost more than the car . did it 2 years ago , got massacred . won't do it again Text substitution doesn't work in Adium or Firefox I think this calls for some Hmmm . Yes , " Where can I register the domain name Nice one , Sony . If I remember correctly Homer did a perfect With a keypad you can hold down the alt key , and type 3232 , release it , and you get this ಠ . Perfect for Bad uterus . If my flatmate stormed into my room and asked me , which store sold the kind of USB-cable he simply could not live without , he'd probably get a Reading is for losers yet she's on a social network site that communicates through writing . You used a lower-case L instead of an I . You forgot Pokemon No kidding . Where's the peperoni , sausage , mushrooms , onions , olives , green peppers , and extra bacon ? How is it possible to say " No one has seen that before I see what you did there That's good advice . But honestly if it doesn't come from personal experience it ain't worth a damn . You know what you gotta do . Way to be a hero , Mr . MVP ... oh , of course , of course ... Looks easy and tasty . I wish I had more room in my studio apartment kitchen for a blender You must be a republican . We don't take kindly to your type around here ... Obviously that's what you were trying to spell . I'm pretty sure he'd just be like I really want That is Adobe Updater has finished updating . Please restart your computer so that updates can take effect . Candle-making and knitting classes ? tagging for easy place to copy Don't you give me lip Misaki ! ' round these parts you get a If it doesn't have to die , it doesn't belong on the barbecue You just had to go there , didn't you ? Cool story bro haha , nice touch with the * * depends what part of it . and how deep ... They want to do what naow How do you shoot the orange portal with a one button mouse In that scenario , I'm sure you could just explain what was going on , and you would get off without anything but a warning . Maybe not even a warning , maybe a chuckle . Unless you look like a creeper , in which case the ... the policeman ... Also , on deviantart you run the risk of having to wade through * furry art * . If you cant tell , Im going to have to suggest that you move to Digg .... but it's not an iPhone with the cool Apple logo so it is inferior by default . narwhals and bacon and My girlfriend asked me what " Ground zero " meant last night . She hears it all the time but had no idea what the meaning was Too late i'm looking at 4chan for answers .... Did you just divide by zero ? I bought Ecks vs . Sever for a dollar on VHS when I was a kid . I want my dollar back Still working on B myself ... I just realized pretty much all my cereals have gluten containing products in them . I figured rice crispies would be cool but noooo bastards gotta put malt flavoring in it . You did clean up that trash , didn't you ? Wow , no one can take a joke ... ever . Reddit , I am disappoint What's your agenda ? I read the comments and still clicked to check I thought I had put an end to this mister ? today i woke up , and the fucker i had hog tied and sodomized all night was standing over my bed giving me this look I went there last year , I didnt see this At first I was like Your friend also has a Coldplay poster . Am I the only one that noticed that they only have a Digg link ? Exactly - if someone started talking like that around any group of philosophers I've ever known the response would be a room full of It's not like you're going to show up somewhere and someone will say " Oh , sorry , * tomorrow * was supposed to be the day to delete it ... You can't fit a hamburger in there ! Pedobears and bottoms Both of our first times . Blood . Everywhere . Throwing up . Blood . Everywhere . Blood . Lol good for you . ( That's not a nice name for your wife Why is radioactivity such a controversial topic ? Rage ! Come on , who are you going to believe ? BP or an nonpartisan professor at Purdue ? When people discussing politics constantly use words like " probably " and " Legali * * s * * e " , they * probably * don't know wtf they are talking about . Right .. We should uplift all drug laws in the US . That's the smart thing to do . This looks suspiciously racist .... This is why when I ask you for a cigarette , you ask me for a joke . I tell my joke , and you've already heard it . Every fucking time ! Plus I am a pretty shitty joke teller . I know what you do all day ! There's just something really wrong with food in our society . It's even worse for a guy , even if you're overweight you still get the occasional You aren't supposed to YEAAAHHH your own post . Couldn't care / could care . In ANY state driving without a license is an arrestable offense . I'm on to you trolly ... I doubt he's being forced not to talk to them in the sense that they would put him jail otherwise . Although he's personally okay the with the interview , I got the impression that the white house simply told him not to and he's going along with their suggestion for his sister's sake . Even if it's perfectly legal , why would he want to go against Obama's wishes ? He's the goddamn president . I wouldn't want the president giving me his look of disapproval . Rule 34 on the reddit alien ? Now you got me curious . Everyone down vote until he gives in and tells us . A billion times ? NARF ! Video ! Why is this getting downvoted . The most offensive part of that was the quotes around " greatest " and " sport " . Google Docs : I'm looking at you . No one cares about your retarded son's retarded drawings . 1 hour . At first I was like \ o / , but then I was like here , use this . I can't believe nobody noticed the Now I'm waiting for Triple \ m / People who enjoy * * TXTing and driving * * . It's natural to feel uncomfortable . At first I was all like , Tiger ? ? ? Wait , are you saying you're glad you still have the potential to be like Hitler ? Rabbit ? Reddit , I am disappoint . we'll need a truetruereddit soon , wont ' we ? Duck tours can be cool , and its a good way to see the city . If you do choose to take one , keep this in mind . Don't fucking quack at everyone you pass by . We are not amused A digg user since 2006 .. It looks shitty enough on a 46 " TV , why blow that up ? Girls don't poop . Was that supposed to be a Kamehameha ? My taco truck won't start and there was nothing in this article to show me how to start my truck . Not happy 17 minutes . Fine , I'm an ignorant , I didn't know there was life beyond that movie , but you don't have to bite my head off I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE ! YOU ARE THE MOST ORIGINAL ASSHAT ON THIS PLANET ! This may be cool in the future , but as of now ... You wish him a happy reddit birthday and you don't even upvote him ? NOT COOL Wear a dishdasha and black plastic frame glasses . This should be your facial expression for the evening : Mean people . * * Nuclear warhead programmer * * . I'd place a Years ago , when I was in my second year of college and still working the graveyard shift in a convenience store , I was out sweeping up the parking lot ( as we did every night ) . A guy pulled in ( driving right past me and my dustpan and broom ! ) and , before getting out of his car , dumped his car's ashtray out in the ground next to his car . But why would I give karma to someone who doesn't agree with me ? Came to upvote this comment and express my disapproval : the no warpgate was very Your lower-case followed by upper-case leads me to assume you are a JavaScript function same , I dated a girl who said she didn't mind , but would give me the removed from youtube Not being able to find a decent place to live for less than 2,300 a month . jawknee 530i happy : jawknee 530i mad : House : I like suits obviously not a lost fan Comic Sans is it any good ? I'm pissed as i had the downloadlink but didn't have CS : S installed . now i do the slots have all been filled . When I saw the two photos i was First rule ... Well , it * was * a well-kept secret . ewwww bacon Yes , because people who don't pay their debts back do it deliberately , not because they can't afford it . So if youre attractive you must look white ? And by the way white people * are * ethnic too . My favorite insane psilocybin / LSD " fact " is that it makes your blood run backward . I know several people that * actually fucking believe this * . I heard that song on the radio , kind of enjoyed it , and decided to research it . Imagine my horror when I found out I was fond of a Miley Cyrus song . I googled some of the lyrics , found the title , typed it into YouTube , and BAM ! There's Miley Cyrus . My wife was standing next to me at the time and gave me a As I was going down the list , I thought to myself , " Oh , so basically all the same food / animal items you'd find at any Chinatown in any major city . " Then I saw the antibacterial bikini underwear for boys ... I don't know to be proud of Bear or to give him the ... You come to r / christianity to fap . ... no . This seems too good to be true . I read the first half of the title assuming they tagged some drunk friend that blacked out at a party and lol-ed until I read the entire title and then at first i was all like :( then i was like why the I wouldn't know , I haven't seen one in forever why does there have to be a half naked dude on the cover , every fucking time . men's health * Books * ? My roommate doesn't vote . His excuse is he never knows anything so he doesn't feel justified in voting . As he began that excuse at first I was like I will not blink At first I You made me think that there was actually a sequel to Castaway Looks like an airplane to me ? Serbia is in the Balkans ! Sharks , I am dissapoint . [8 ] You made my brain hurt I'm not sure that will work for me * * Dammit ... this article has ruined me ! I read that as " one of the posers answered with this link " . He was the I approve of the jelly , disapprove of the Skippy mines from In the middle of an orgasm it actually feels pretty good . * * Honest * * . Have your girl try it next time ... A lot of rednecks will be very diss'point What's going on here I do this at home because I sit to pee at home .... but certainly not at a public urinal . You'd be getting many of these Someone needs to add 4.2 MB PNG i don't think i've ever read a story that made me go from :D to :( in such a short amount of time . i'm still " cut your hair , bitch " I have no idea what you are talking about Because firing a rocket back will surely stop the violence cycle ! Slobber and snot and fur-that-hasn't-been-washed-in-a-week all over my clean sheets and pillows . Yeah , real cute . Cry me a fucking river . You * would * think that , sighty . I actually discovered this the other day in my Statistics class . It was for a binomial distribution . Females were assigned 0 , and males were assigned 1 . I was like I would be , if the game was available here . 36 days to wait for release THEN WHO WAS I just applied there for this summer . I'm rereading the Dark Tower books . Now in my mind's eye , Mordred is always going to have a See , now if it had actually been 1 . Select ... wait , that was the villain's line . Ginger . lol , I'm an American . I don't know who Joey Tribiani is . I just think Scottish accents are sexy . :P And no , I don't mean a frowny face , I mean this : I see what you did there . If what another poster said is true and his account was only two hours old , this has to be the strangest case of drive-by raging I've ever seen . 11401 now x . x ... wait .... i see wat you did thar > * Steve ... * lights at the top of the stairs , i dont have this problem anymore . it sucks when someone thinks its funny to turn off the lights while im down there though edit : Chel Not like this ... Don't you start Haha ... you found me ! Hope you don't look at all my posts I'm on a flight right now with my laptop an inch away from my face because the dude in front of me just reclined his seat . For a recipe thread with over 550 comments , I swear there are no more than 5 recipes here . Making jokes about disabled people is not funny , sir . not funny at all . I'm so sorry that you even attempted that joke . you used imageshack and not imgur ? Akridge . I've only met one other person outside my family with it . And she pronounced it incorrectly Yes , thus I display my disapproval . Did you notice they guy behind J . J . to the left . I hadn't noticed , but when I clicked back on the image , I was expecting to see a very This is why we can't have nice things . Dude , he was just trying to be helpful . I hiked Mt Washington on Sunday . Nice panorama . Did you enjoy the black flies as much as I ? Say , " Yes ... and * * clearly * * , so are you . " * * good point Down voted for declawing I'm sure someone would totally rather trick a one night stand into having a baby with them than be protected against STDs .... HAH . Yes , why isn't there a picture of a fist instead ? Or maybe a Rude Boy . That's a brand that makes really large anal toys , if ya didn't know . And if you did know .... Is a North vs South Korea * full * scale war really that likely . I know it's fun to imagine these Tom Clancy pipe dreams , but seriously Someone always has to be * that guy * . Now you're just messing with me Digg ? Seriously ? Could not upvote harder . I've heard far too many people say that Bush took so long to act because he hates black people , but Obama is simply making sure all of the facts are correct before acting . Protip : the President doesn't have much real power here except to go I love all the comics they've been doing , they really flesh out the universe . Unlike Still Flying I'm in that boat . I'm the senior IT specialist in my company , and I need to be clean shaven , no long hair , and a suit every single day . The CEO wouldn't have it any other way . I tried some chin scruff this past winter , and got dirty looks . that comment has already been posted this comment has already been posted I read this as * OMG Mass Effect 2 * . this post has already been commented I concur . In fact , I'll see your :| and raise you a I'm not sure why you're dissing Yahoo . At least they never made my email publicly searchable . Then give them the Larry David Too Old . At first I was like :( and then I was like She isn't voluptuous . And it is our duty to " bad " I think you meant Microsoft : Your website does that annoying double refresh thing so my back button doesnt work . What is this ? I don't even . OH I GET IT YOU MADE A SLIDE RULE JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Thumbnail = " Oh Yeah ! " - ┌ ( That's the realest Meh , I guess it just creeps me out . It's kind of like if I found out that my dad posted on casual encounters on craigslist . Nikki speaks amazingly well for being deaf all her life .... Vader's PINK LIGHT SABRE ! Not sure , but his comments range from " Here let me try : You disappoint hivemind . Ed Furlong ruined T2 . Spunky kid with " hip " slang + killer cyborgs from the future = suckage ( unless the cyborgs kill the annoying kid in the most brutal possible way ) T2 was like an extended version of your mom walking in on you masturbating ... ( cool cyborg fight with guns and knife-arms ) * fapfapfap * ( Annoying kid : ' hasta la vista baby ' ) Yeah , in his case it's * * Hey ! My first Again ... " I am a genie ! I shall grant you ... Nuts and bolts isnt a racing game . Holy crap , I literally just logged onto reddit searching for I thought MIT was supposed to be on the cutting edge of technology and things . This review is about five years too late to save my delicate sensibilities from the outrages that this book and its kin have unleashed upon an unsuspecting world of English teachers who care about things such as grammar , logical plot structure and meaningful syntax . Its easiest to just copy paste this : You participate in ghost hunting A co-worker and I both read reddit and do it to each other quite a bit . I hear him laugh , turn he tells me what it is and I dont see whats so lol about it ಠ_ಠ Soon after I will LOL about something try to explain and get Mine is saved as a file called Haha , yeah , I know--wait , what ? Whilst discussing the Israel incident with family and friends , I can't help but say flotilla with an accent similar to Tali's , I've gotten the 8 minutes in the game : " He did stop the mining for a good 5 minutes " .. why aren't you working ? Really ? That's the PC version ? That makes a bit more sense . On a mac , I'm not so sure I believe you with a username such as yours ... I just beat the game with 120 stars , which is surprising considering I stopped at around 90 on SMG . Some were a pain in the ass . I started on the green stars ... I am frustrated . how's that supposed to be a joke ... ? Hey Sockpuppets ... do ( did ) you ever play TF2 on the Animal House [ AH ] Dustbowl server ? I wonder if you are that guy . Yea normally reposts don't bug me , but for real this is still on the front page of / r / pics and it was posted like 13 hours ago . WE MEET AGAIN . and yet you use a mac ... I try not to , but it's hard . The thing that most annoys me is when I say I like lots of different styles ( Blues , rock etc ) , but I'm a heavy metal fan at heart . Most times the response is , " Heavy metal ? All that shouting ? It's just noise ! " Me : I bet this girl would be the first to give a Just to cool to vote I see hwat you did there . Look of disapproval Someone has the gift of good timing How much would you enjoy it ? I was looking for pictures of the Hoff today ... Oh , shit , why didn't I title this with " Seal : rule 34 on Thanks . Is it terribly slow ? Yes it is but it doesn't mean I will stop coming to Reddit . You sir , suspiciously sound like a member of Digg to me Hopefully Reddit hasn't already forgot about him It seems like you're avoiding the question None of them drink gin ... Son I'm dissapoint I take offense to that You know , you don't * have * to be here . There's always Digg .... I disapprove this Dangerous for who exactly ? My eyes ! Cannot be unseen Nice try , Israel ... It was sarcasm therefore I was using the popular form of " awesome " I am actually understanding more and more on why my gay friend believes that . My boyfriend has said there is actual porn of girls sucking in and the pushing out air from their vajoozles . So once again : A rising tide lifts all boats ? We all know it was you . No reddit ? or he shot both of them once , only to injure . This guy's a menace ... Where's your cake ? I just copied " I don't see anything but a mix of opinion across the board . Not everyone is going to say things that make you feel warm and cozy . Get off your confirmation bias kick and chill the fuck out . I'm thinking you should maybe subscribe to this sub reddit if you know whats good fer ya Step 1 : highlight like so Oh god my eyes " They are doing everything possible to stem the leak . " according to the World Bank , in 2008 there were 127,704 , 000 people in Japan . That would mean about 63,852 , 000 women . Randomly assuming 90 % of those women get married at some point in their life , yes , there are 57,466 , 800 women who could be your subservient asian sex goddess . > there are 57,466 , 800 women who could be yoursubservient asian sex goddess . OMG please do an AMA The link doesn't seem to display anything ... Hmmm Is this real ? I'm not advertising , and if you don't get it .. then At first I was like This is why we're not getting Episode 3 . Right , because LBP was the first game to have an editor None ? Saw Transformers 2 , Revenge of the Fallen in the cinema . I didn't know teenage boys could squeal like that . Pretty the much the whole thing = NOTHING predates the internets ! Some friends told me that " the internet is a good place to host private images . " Copy paste Ahadith are blasphemy . Somehow nowhere on this list is mentioned " The Crow " WTF and a SERIOUS Didn't know I needed to link to source when it's a crosspost . Ah . I'm English by birth too .. Parents HAD to move to this snow storm country a few years back though and haul me over too No matter what the top comment is , I will also be doing this . Awesome . They will get bonus points if I'm like 80 and Reddit still exists and I see a post of " I just tore down the kitchen in my house and I found I think you forgot something ... * * Why are all the actors in the movie good looking ? WAIT ! ! He said " REDDIT READER " not redditor ! ! Just * how * is that relevant ? Your words cut like knives . The people with GIRLFRIEND . He has yet to propose . I am for everything except eyes and skin I just found that a bit scary to be honest Yeah , it doesn't make much of a difference in the women's washroom . If a girl squats , it sprays * everywhere * . I hope you can garner some interest . Website usability usually takes a back seat to eye candy and / or advertising revenue . We're coming for you ..... This is a normal cat with no I'm guessing you didn't like Inglorious Bastards either , did you ? we know you're home alone ( ಠ_ಠ ) * ( ctrl-c -> ctrl-v is the easiest . do what i always do , start staring at the guy beside you like this : Install the font ( Kedage.dfont ) from the linked site , that'll turn ◽ _ ◽ back into As a native Alabama iPod farmer , I can assure you that you're retarded . Nice try DEA . As a human being with some classes in economics , you can get your Ipod from anywhere but you have to have something to trade for it . That's why every country / region / state / city / town / person specializes in something ... and the world some how continues to turn . just sayin we know how old you are ....... ಠ_ಠ Only when it comes to Reddit's search engine . I was thinking more Sermon on the Mount . me gusta You just became my mortal enemy And that is supposed to excuse that ? An sticks of gum . I'm on to you ! Copy and paste : redditor for 1 hour ..... Paramore = Win ... the other two ... We're not friends . GOTO statements ? Why are you downloading so many N64 Roms ? You'd better own a legitimate copy of the games Damn , wanted pics . Dennis Kucinich wins 46 % of matches . ... You should have mentioned this in the original post . oh god I hear that super loud still . my flatmate at uni ( a computing student I see what you did there . Have you no shame , linking to digg on reddit . Good question . 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While you're showing off I've got to use my neighbors bathroom because every sun in every universe is exploding simultaneously out of my * toilet * . Of your time . thanks canda . no really . thanks alot . I'm keeping one of the Downvote . Read username . Every so often I find something that makes me love imgur more . When those traps arise in conversation I usually just give em one of these Considering Obama is President now and the Act isn't gone . if i spent a whole shitload of quarters to make it to that boss and i was hit with a seemingly impenetrable wall of purple death id make one of these : Woah , woah woaaah there guy . That's a little bit too out there . What kind of other dirty perversions do you hold ? ! * Wait ... don't tell me * Honey and Jim bean . 1 part wisky 3 parts jim bean Downvoted for confusing WoW with D & D . I believe this Also , did you mean : Damn it . I can't believe I missed look of disapproval cupcakes Nice try . 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So I can carry all their shit to whoever had the Vuvuzela in New York City . anyone else ever get that feeling of embarrassment for someone else ? You don't know your alt keys ? I was skeptical too . He doesn't look or sound Italian ... you are the worst troll ever . Where's all the ' Communist ruler ' jokes ? Come on , it's too easy . I tried to post this to / columbus but I got blocked by the email filter thing . Yeah , I just got goosebumbs reading that . Thanks LMAO ! oh wait ... you're right . But then they can hear yours just as easily , unless you are camper , and that would make you a camper Same quality as Reddit's ? mars . Fucking . HILL . Why is that a desktop screenshot instead of ... y'know ... just the image ? Reddit doesn't negotiate with terrorists . This can be grossly taken out of context There's only one .... but ... you promised a galore-ful ! ! Dude , that was below the belt ! 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I demand red card And so it begins You mean Mine was TheVaginaMonologues for a long time . Then I tried to change it to At first I was like I opened the story in another tab and got distracted by work . When I returned , I was wondering for the longest time where the fuck did I get this link from ... until I read the punchline * You disgust me * 80 year olds still have sex ? As a fellow wreck diver , I say : the headlights kinda look like " Hell yeah , I might be able to get the soundtrack to Romance of the Three Kingdoms 7 . " * Ctrl + F Romance of t - - * " Fuck yeah , they're here ! ... nce of the Three Kingdoms 5 ; Romance of the Three Kingdoms 6 ; Romance of the Three Kingdoms Heroic Legend ; Romancia , Sound Mo ... " I can't believe I took out my phone , got the app , and watched that . Ah , I understand . Well , there's not much to say ... she was goofy and giggly , I was dead tired , so I jokingly suggested that and she said " OK ! " and went all ^ - ^ . I was all # # # # # # In game 4 , part 1 : Well , as you all saw in game 3 the mothership didn't work out . Everybody is healthy , a non-smoker / drinker and they work out ! Thats great ! How convenient No , the reddit It was all great until I saw it was in 3D . I'd want something a little stronger than the > So if quasi over-protective mother , if your reading this ... And I will continue to get offended whenever someone assumes that me talking to a kid means I'm a pervert or a criminal just because I'm male . I talk to kids , it's part of my fucking job , I'm not doing anything with them except trying to make them better baseball / football players . I'm tired of getting I know what you did there nah don't feel too bad , just think that the next cam they got was probably a guy beating off his junk . Craaap ! I should have stayed around ! stupid friends of mine I was so close to Comment + username = The reddit search ? At first I was like I surf reddit from bed using TV-out to a 42 " LCD Mixed race flow chart ? At first I was like Only when they give me a Yeah Kaleidoscope isn't really trance , but I'm not sure it's house either . But he's still mixing trance at his shows ... Seems like he's being influenced by $ $ $ when it comes to releasing albums Yeah , I'm sure 4 barring in a ground war with the most OP weapon in the game has nothing to do with it . Yeah , not playing together for two years is really going to help the team ....... You * bought * this book ? She's just so fucking ignorant and naive compared to the other characters . I mean , yeah , Tara is annoying but at least she has good reasons . Sookie , on the other hand ... hahaha , the first time i saw this pic , i was like ... hmm look at this faggot . Now I realize who it is and my immediate reaction was ... hmm LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT I watched the video and was like I put them in a room and flood it with magma regularly . Fuck pet burial . I seriously love photobombing . Only problem is that since I never know the people , I never get to see the results No faceplant , was disappoint . In that case , I withdraw my Astonishing ! Woman with a vagina , ovaries and uterus gives birth ! Which is why I always sign for my packages with a Now you're just making up statistics Slander ! Here's a simple test : do you bacon the narwhal at 3 cuils to go so far as to even be decided as to accidentally the whole and there are no more flavors , only menthol and unflavored . AnCo is my favorite indie band . I watched the video , and I'll just have a seat over there . Get the fuck out of the internet . I don't ever want to see you around here again New Zealand can be so backwards , GTA 4 is available but the superior San Andreas is " not available in your region " What the fuck was that ? Susan Boyle jokes ? It still costs over a hundred bucks . My name is Harry I should not be allowed to moderate under any circumstances . While I am sincere and [ insert other qualities here ] , I am sporadic in my diligence . Good luck with this project , though . I'm lurking I main as a Pyro . I don't recall any particular score , but I do know that * I tend to score poorly on servers that don't assign points for assists . * drinking and cars ? At first I was like NOW I do . Thanks . Now I do . i grind them up and mold them into caskets for morons who ask retarded questions . job ? For the record , Death Cab is not emo . It's 3AM , and I don't have any Fuji apples . Only for Windows ? I hate overly sensitive people . True warriors do not carbonate their prune juice . A PNG with several iterations of JPG compression .... " So I made tongue sounds back " .... pictures of kids , NSFW ? That's not even the biggest issue there , Nazism and Communism are secular ideologies ? What about capitalism ? What is this nonsense ? I thought it said Google enters time travel market ... then I realized my err and was dissapoint . OP conveniently has the address bar cut out .. : O , And the French . Civ 4 for 9.99 $ and 9.99 € every fucking monday this stupid fucking thread starts again .... fuck off ! ! ! Geodude , Tackle ! My first " Click Finish to restart computer " on Linux Digg tab Those three , bottom left , look like illegals . How dare they react in awe at our celebration of freedom and liberty . [ I've recently unsubscribed from / r / halifax and suscribed to / r / newbrunswickcanada . I'll be at the next meetup in freddy . Next time it better be in a beer-dispensing venue . I got to paragraph three before And this is what the symbol looks like : downvote for crappy quality . I'm sure that you were on the receiving end of that Why the fuck didn't anyone warn me about the noise ? Oh sure , talk shit about drinking but then offer him illegal drugs ? ! 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I had one a few months after I turned 18 , and when I told my mom I needed to get one , she casually goes " Oh , it's alright . I had one when I was 18 too ! " I was like What an old and tired meme Take back what you said ! i want one redditor for 1 hour . Why ? There is " tiger balm " right near the registers at the Asian supermarket I frequent . Every single time I see it , I say quietly to myself " Oooh , tiger BOMB . " One day I did this , and the cashier must have heard me , because his face was just all I know you well enough to say nothing will come between you and your genitals . at first I was ಠ_ಠ and then I was like \ Oh cool , a video without any controls . Good . All the ' Mimes ' in Quebec will have something to do now , other than represent their entire province . What's with the downvotes on this guy ? This is a relevant comment . My Dog . No seriously , I'll walk into the kitchen and he'll be outside and his floppy ears will dangle and both of us would look at each other with a " My friend and I were talking about Siracha . and we were debating where it was originally from . we were saying vietnam , china , and other parts of asia . we looked up online ... its originally from california . and we were all like ' ..... The caps really did make the message more effective than it already was . I imagined someone shaking someone back and forth with a stern look on their face . I'm gonna signup for an account under my real name ( or close to it ) to use this . I don't want RL friends seeing my GW posts Whoa , if God does exist , all these people will surely burn . I went to Baptist school and it was almost opposite . Wtf , this is one of the most wrong things I've ever seen . lulz .. that's not how I meant it , but it sure is the way it sounds ... Not really an answer .. Someone is really pushing their novelty account ... While you have the basic shape right , it is missing the pupils that give it that real penetrating glare . Is this reddit or digg ? Nobody noticed that Croatia was misspelled as " Croaitia " ? Shame on you reddit ! What is this I don't even ... ... Lisa Upvoted for any line to the right of yellow , otherwise Sweet Jesus Man . I laughed at first , read this to my girlfriend , and then proceeded to hard laugh for a minute straight while she gave me the old Wait , are you saying " homosexual bird love " is stronger than " heterosexual bird love ? " That little stick figure made me I think you just have ... At least he isn't in bed with her Cool ! Looks totally legit . What the hell . She just opened up and talked about something that was obviously hard to talk about and you insult her ? After 2 months of joining dreddit I decided to join one of Sa Matras defense fleet . I had no other throw-away ships than a blackbird I had bought by accident so I decided to try some jamming . ( as a care-bear I had newer done this before ) So I fitted as much as ECM Bursts as I could and roamed with the fleet . When Sa Matra saw my fit he's speech was I was kind of grossed out by the idea at first , but that was the period ( totally fell for it . My brain is full of fuck after reading this thread . None of what any of you said made sense at all . You're still part of the problem Electric train ? You mean you guys don't call it that ? That's not silly at all That is not a fajita sir ... You could have read the article . You're more afraid of getting a bad doctor than you are of a blood clot ? Why's it limp ? You must work for Shell . That's what my dad's office ( Corporate in Houston ) is doing and his attitude is best described as I want to simultaneously * clap * and Anyone else see this at the end ? what the ... I saw the short film and now I'm all like Upvote and GOOD GOD , MAN ! Empty that trashcan , it's spilling out onto the floor . wat . WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT ? I disapprove with the use of hahaha , good one , reddit search ... You should have laser etched For me , it was less of a oh great , someone divided by zero again epic comment sir , you forgot one thing though the misses will Where do you live and what do you look like ? The other day I went to the Dr , and they said they needed a sample , and handed me a little cup . I hadn't had a chance to relieve myself in several days , so I was like great , kill two birds with one stone . When I was finshed , I proudly took my full cup to the nurses at the front desk . " Here's my sample ! " . The nurse had a look on her face like * Read title * Hmm , this is a pretty good r / circlejerk post . * see it's in DAE * You're right , but from experience it is what a lot of guys seem to think rough means .. I think red-haired females are a very interesting group . they seem to only exist in subsets of " holy fucking shit ! " hotness or " this cannot be unseen Oh , we're made of more than just To everyone who came in here to answer pedobear , I have this to say : no bueno That's because it's not ASCII , it's Unicode . looks like bonno is Everything cool he just said - you ruined . I think the worst I had was coffee under a PC and it was encrusted to the Desk and PC . Oh shit no . Someone cancel his scholarship quick that could be confused though ... curtains sometimes refers to ... roast beef . I chipped in a little , Reddit has provided me with countless hours of enjoyment , and without the inconvenience of getting banned , unlike * some * sites . Am I right , SomethingAwful ? ? No problem ! Now , if you'll excuse me , I've gotta unload these rotten vegetables for throwing at a certain someone . a trailer park is no place for a kitty . No , no / fa / needed . Toilet paper . . . Did you mean Charlie ( her father ) ? In which case , Is than an " Avatar " 4/4 or a " Du Levande " 4/4 ? > ( minus / gonewild 33 and third thankyou very much I don't understand ... As an incoming U of M freshman , this comment made me no that would be my boyfriend Is he holding whisky in his hand ? What no Puns ? * He * knows what he did . Apparently there are a few other d-bags around here that feel the same way you do . If you can't say anything positive go troll pictures of lolcats . Leave the ones who need happiness alone . Me gusta If you move around stations at rush hour with a stroller , be prepared for a lot of No no , not Normally when someone says " this video " they would link it . i was excited but as soon as i discovered that i can't save the my progress D: Aw shit , now look at what you got me into , TheIAMATroll ! They're all over my ass now ! That's the last time I try to debunk a conspiracy , boy I tell ya . Because everything needs more lubricator . I think its very clever Should be : ( reddit alien ) + You say fucked a whore like that is a bad thing . I didn't know they were remaking this . You dun goofed up son yeah .. probably didn't see EVERYTHING i did Why is it so short Too soon . Shame on you , violating causality like that ! OK , so we have a sign . One sign . I am disappoint After quoting so many words I taught he literally back stabbed you I don't want to know what a Power Pad Controller means in that context No , they were Fire-types Kids , let this be a lesson . Don't drink and internet , you'll just do something stupid . No , the But , Republican logic says that if you did , it'd be cheaper for Americans . After all , the one-time extension would up the deficit a whopping , agonizing < . 5 % , so technically they are saving us shit-tons of headaches . Right ? I will now ! Look closer Wow , what a horrible teacher . Meanwhile in Britain's ex-colonies , politicians are saying that wearing the burka is un-Australian I have one thing to say ..... c / p The lead designer of the game is a friend of mine and is a strict evolutionist and athiest . While it's true that the science advisors are supporters of intelligent design ( how they can do that and teach biology , I don't know ) , they were only consulted for " oh hey , what does this organelle do . " I understand why people are having this reaction , creationists make me I'm on a mac and I see it fine . Ahhh fuck . That black guy next to the blow up doll exemplifies : I didn't give you an address Yeah , mine too . And then they did this : Repost , which I actually don't mind , but don't put the punchline in the title . Seriously . Apparently even Ryan Saucier received some harassing phone calls , and that was just from people on here . I don't see what black people have to do with this ... * * LOUD AND CLEAR SON Sí , ser á el 22 de diciembre de 2012 . Not only black people live in Harlem you know . Poor people of many ethnicities call it home . And they would * * all * * steal your car . I think it's pretty ignorant of you to think that just because Harlem was mentioned , he's talking about * black * people . It's not my fault I respect the Harlem Renaissance so much ... Yes .... w I wasn't joking . And one I've managed to never answer . _On purpose . _ Google Toolbar on Firefox Googled it ... White people , I think that means you , ham . You're pretty ( and obviously flexible ) . I have to give you a Just joined a local club in a league at the age of 37 . Haven't played in anger for about 15 years ( This comment should be much higher than it is ... Where's the Coco love Reddit ? ! ? All of Demon's Souls . Zeus is not pleased I got the hi part , but what happens next if shes just all This sounds lame . > Seriously guys , I am very For a moment there I thought you were going to respond with : That too . I've got my * EYE * on you . I'm starting to think you aren't yiddish at all . Since when do they not ? Oh right , when they get punished and have it taken away . Not that I buy expensive sunglasses , but this summer I just replaced the last pair I bought 14 years ago and that was only because my wife " borrowed " them . ( She got to see my He's getting dissed for disliking Bruno and Hairspray ? One ... more ... month . are you spying on me ? Don't judge me British commentators just call it the ' Makelele ' role . Uncle , i am dissapoint You're saying that as if our government were perfect LIAR ! I have at least come to terms with why all the bukkake ads come up in my gmail account Don't feed the trolls Time to die ! He said he was willing to co-sign on an apartment for you , after only knowing you for 2.5 weeks ? ? * * What , no Cheerwine ? I'm sure Ben Stein knows a lot about hard work . It's not a novelty account you could just do Click username - submitted - ctrl-f - gonewild - no results - i didn't know that that got released on PS2 Yet the people who take psych are the ones who need and want it the most You must have missed out on the beta . In the search bar ( because it doesn't work in text boxes ) , hold Alt and press 3,2 , 3,2 on your numpad ( doesn't work on the qwerty numbers ) . You then do an underscore and proceed to inputting the Alt combination again , then you copypasta , then profit ! " The scientists were exonerated " Where did your capitalization go ? But then the letters wouldn't work . Picture George Bush removing this from the oven . After a brief and private moment of He was simply saying , " Get off my lawn " - This : i see you mister officer ... for now I was going to post earlier that that chav acronym is almost as bad as the one we have up here for neds You've got people in the government and the police force embezzling millions of dollars worth of funds and they are arresting a kid for taking chicken nuggets from a free lunch ? I don't like what's going on here ! Nah man , UEF totally has broadswords that everyone likes to mass . i loled , but not even her ? you know .. I'm never really ever surprised anymore when I read headlines like these . Well , it is now ... I picture a video of people looking at the camera with The fact that he didnt close it out with a quotation mark bothers me .. You can do this in Windows 95 . Next time I play commandos with my nephew , I'm gonna tear up his army with this clever technique . I'm expecting " awesome " or At first I was like , looks good , then I saw that god damned sticker with the top right corner peeling off , and I was like , disapprove of water oh , i see what you did here .. For the love of all that is good in the world you must respond simply with " Some things just can't be summed up better than with a good ol ' Do you like bacon ? Narwals ? Giving others the look of disapproval The * un-lubricated * tip enema bottles definitely made me We're all people in the end , people with assorted genitalia . Double standards go both ways but are always equally infuriating . Society , I am disappoint Then I'll look disapprovingly at you until you go get it ( I tried look at this while I was on my phone . If I tuck my shirt in I can't conceal my gun properly . What is wrong with Calgarians ? More appropriate emoticon could have been used in response ---> Comic Sans . We meet again . c ( This is probably the most useful comment here and it's the only one being down voted . watch out ... you're almost in fox news territory You make ads don't you ? Awn ! hun ! Yeah , the controls were easier on normal for me ... no , it's mud try / r / sex ! I went to it once and now whenever I type the first few letters of reddit in the URL bar in Chrome , it fills in to / r / sex You are evil incarnate . Well , that's Wrestling for you ... Oh come on . Sure , New York is great , L . A , too . Chicago is nice , but fuck if they just weren't major metropolitan cities they'd be worth going to . I guess that's a decent t-shirt stating that you love the colorblind . I don't get why this is getting upvoted so much Must have been a restaurant full of done . i will be trying this . I also hope she doesn't read this Wait ... what ? There was some comedian : Harder ? ok . Faster ? great ! but Deeper To soon . San Jose ? Yo Synth 3t1c , I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish , but Careful with lifting - people ( you know who you are Fair enough . Also - I upvoted you , but I can't believe you're already in the negatives Moving in on Mr . Boyardee's business You should be reported to the RSPCA Are we having ANOTHER " Reddit is slow today " thread ? I had a dream that my Uncle had died . Very long . Funeral and everything . When I woke up in the morning I called my parents asked my parents if he had actually passed and they both went Yah ... so ... whatever ... you're a link ... er ... I just like screen caps ok . OK ! Only thing I dislike is that the trailer belies the cliffhanger ending they left us with taking us on some tangent that pretty much spoils things to come . That's an easy one . It takes work to become informed . Why work to become informed when I can be opinionated now ? it was a MEAN joke January is too far away . Trailer seems riddled with spoilers to the season ending cliffhanger Does your mommy know you're on reddit Why would you want to have sex with ham ? But it's for the children ! How can you deny them their big screen education ? Two words , Stacy's Mom . And yet you forgot the author's name ... It was around 7 that I realised it wasn't going anywhere good and they were a toil to read but I made it up to 11 out of shear effort and desire to finish what I started . Then I found out he died . Boobies gonna boob ? Does anyone else notice the scary person in the straw hat on the right side ? seriously ! that explains the nightly When given the birth certificate , write this in : next reddit headline : " radical muslims on reddit have this to say : pretty opportune time for a How long have you been seeing my wife ? This is excellently written , do you have a blog or something ? Also , today I learned what a pannus is . Not again . Fucking pedophiles , man . i translated the site .... started to scroll down and came across hardcore rape porn and forced sex tube . I smell shenanigans . There be no asterisk next to your comment ( at 1657GMT ) . Ah , fair enough , then . Sorry about the Someone may then reply to the said comments , often using a popular meme in an attempt to gain ‘ Comment Karma ’ . This trend may continue for a number of comments . Sometimes someone will say something which others may disprove of in which case this will happen : ya , i only get this face " papyrus font First I was like If you watch at about 1:56 , one of the best * * They made me watch an ad before telling me that the video isn't available in my region . Redditor for 1 hour . I guess you will see this in your inbox , but whether you'll be able to see this on the actual reddit is a mystery . You forgot one - - Just noticed it as well . It's annoying as hell and there is currently no means to turn it off . Thanks for being such a douchebag YouTube . That's not weird at all ... So a total of a half million on legal fees . Money well spent . * * 123 Fake Street , Springfield , Is that * all * there is ? At first I was like what's up with regular girls going out and getting those ? I really don't want my girlfriend to look like the kind of girls I masturbate too on the internet .... * * Miami , FL * * - Strippers , SoBe , Mansion , chongas , Elian Gonzales , Ocean Dr . , Janet Reno , cruise ships , hurricane Andrew , Versace , Art Basel , Britto ( Year of birth in the nick ... This isn't mine but my cousin's . He had 2 pet pigs who lived in his yard , until one day , when they mysteriously vanished . I asked my cousin where the pigs had gone , he said his dad had taken them to live on a farm , but never mind that , come and see how much ham we have in our fridge ! It's awesome ! You owe me another sarcasm detector .. TF2 is serious business . Very serious . We're not judging you There's only room for one berry around here . I'm the same . Almost identical to him I guess . ... * Face Palm * I can't believe I never got that shirt until just now . Don't mind me I'll just staring in the mirror A perfect moment in time ruined forever , so close to a bench and so little sitting LOOSE ! * RAWR * I don't know about you guys , but the more I learn about N . Korea the more I want to live there . You're not Stephanie Meyer , don't lie to us . Oh shit , Chrome warned about Malware in this site . You know , she could have just ... killed the monsters first and then climb the chain , maybe ? Shemale in the lower middle . Oh yea man , i totally believe that . your wife : That I'm the smartest , straightest and professional person they know . when did Jon gain 20lbs and stop shaving ? Maybe that's how come I'm so afraid of witches . One of my favorites ! Thanks for the giggle - here is one for you in return : " Hey , did you hear about the band that was supposed to play at the Teen Pregnancy Awareness Rally ? Yeah , they pulled out . " And then - At first I was like ROFL ... Then I was all But ... But you confirmed that he can't be found . How about those " expecting mother " spots ? That thing come by my house , I kill it BECAUSE ITS NOT YOURS . His t-shirt is giving us the look of disappointment The Zionist takeover of Europe ? Lame ass gear ratio . almost expensive as a new kindle or too old . needs more Where is that " Who was phone " person that usually comes in with the oh , well Ill just go look tha-HEY WAIT A MINUTE ! Ah . In that case , no WTF did you just say ... nooooo i did not want to meet the shit wank demon thank you why the fuck is a cheech and chong reference getting downvoted in trees ? Relevant username ? i concur What is seen cannot be unseen This remark was disturbingly appropriate and relevant . As someone who actively wears tweed ( and a bowtie and fezzes because bowties and fezzes are cool ) , here's a look of disapproval : oh I get it becau ..... wait ...... you would sex your daughter ? Was going to ask the same thing ( Rutgers Camden grad here ) ... The tap water at the dorms was awful when I went there ; there were times it looked like Snapple Iced Tea when it came out ! I'm told it was because some of the cities water pipes pre-date WWII . My sister doesn't knock , though . I don't know . You're supporting what boils down to the murder of millions of uninsured people by making a few bucks in the short term getting whackjobs to vote . It was a cat scratch that quickly turned into poison ivy that because my cat decided to roll in it that day Spoiler tag didn't show up in my inbox What ? Not a single reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy ? right to left aye , trying to kill me ? i am chinese . i am disappoint . I'm just going to go ahead and reply with this again I'd pay money to prevent being exposed to that community . coming from Gay WOW Addict ..... Yeah totally ! It took 7 I was ... Jeez okay dude . We get it . You Actually , the easiest way to encourage home ownership with an apartment building is to set the rent shockingly high A Double Double . Bruv ... I'm from Croydon , ya gets me ? For a second I forgot her name and thought you were talking about some sort of autistic girl who couldn't acquire knowledge or skills or something . That was a pretty damn quick transition from : ( to LOOSE ! * RAWR * You're right , it is unfreakingbelievable ... that you posted this here . Lose the pretentious " photographer " watermark . Nailed it . No that's not allowed . You better not even TRY it I hope you're not cursing me out in Latin . LOOSE ! * RAWR * Boyfriend with red nail polish ? The Who Sell Out would like to have a word with you * Redditor for 1 day * , You know way too much to only have been a redditor for 40 minutes ( well , an hour and 37 minutes now ) . Slippery Slope is slippery ? Their upline will soon talk them into buying the CDs / books / etc . Upline will be African american water is the right term . Fucking lady-mustaches . My god how does a girl put on makeup nearly every day and never think to shave that shit ? The worse is that the girl can be really cute and you can't notice it from a semi-close distance but once you see her from the right angle / light refraction it's like ahhhh mannnn This is amazing . Usually I'm all The chemistry building on my campus is shaped like a periodic table . i think it's about time for a complete overhaul of OSX ... seeing those pictures of the iPhone antenna testing labs makes me wonder - does anyone there still care about the Mac ? Here .... goes ... nothing .. really ? Is that the deagle ? Fuck the deagle . About a year ago I was playing a show with my band . Nodded once or twice during our set to what I thought was a close ( almost sister-like ) female friend of mine in the front row . She smiled back . Finished and hopped off the stage to go give her a hug when I realized , mid arm-lift that this was some random girl and that I looked like a creep . I shit you not , the look her boyfriend gave me was " It's like watching porn . The first couple of times it's teh shit but then after a while you get used to it . " Oh , she's screaming and they both cum at the same time . How original SO THAT WAS YOU Yes it is . And it is pronounced " Tha " . So everytime I see surrounded by asses ! --> ( * ) * * Yeah , week ... Upvote for truthiness . Also , I hate this , too . I would like to give the biggest If you actually read the comment , metellius was fixing it to the right wording of the meme . whiteshirt also seems to approve . white hat is trying a little to hard to see . androgynous bowlcut person is strangely beautiful . creepy old guy is checking out bowlcuts ass . angry guy in the middle is I can hardly masturbate to this story . Cottage cheese ? I do love Archer but ... You were spying on them while they grew up ? This : What's that last 256th ? You can't just say that and not follow it up Alright , that sounds good . Expect a whisper from a lowbie druid later tonight . I've currently been staring at the character set up screen trying to think of a name for the last 15 minutes . Provided it were a one night stay , I'd wipe my coit on the shower curtain , just by way of voicing disapproval . I liked how about 2 people in that video had a blast and everyone else was all Homosexuality is in fact a lifestyle choice . Not too much better ? Your glare of Glad you do . That You do know that there are going to be some pathalogical liars in this thread right ? I had to triple check that one * wasn't * placed randomly . You do realize if they did that we could never properly use You stole my line . I shall be watching you . Not Xtra No channels in this house . Tv is used for movies and games , and I don't go to websites Reddit doesn't tell me to " tribal areas " ? She's ... in ... 7th ... grade ? This was submitted a couple of hours ago , and is currently at the top of the front page . anybody else think that the blogger doesn't know shit about labeling a picture .... i thought , wow , bob dylan looks a lot like cher .... What an utterly convincing way to show them that Jesus saves . He should have emailed them " I see .... Everytime I see a post like this I just Best not be dissin ' on dem Jack in the Box tacos , boy Reddit follows nobody's orders WARN US . That damn pop-up wouldn't let me navigate away from that site . He didn't mention a Browning at all Dreamfall : The Longest Journey You and I would not get along Indeed , [ citation needed ] . I don't think BSD code is any worse off than GPL code with respect to patent law . A court would Wait , my Mac has a graphing calculator ? * * It's like when I play Civilization ! Except it's real people ... " no mas " mosque No . The cat in 27 is making the perfect Because only redditors are allowed to use " You better not be peeing in mason jars and living alone in a camper van by a river . how do I type out Wow . 60 % of you pet owners in this thread make me What's that ? Popular internet meme ! Wow he must be from the same internet community I'm from . Thanks ! I didn't know that ! you forgot to mention us sand-niggers You have my sympathy , my father and my brother is just like that . I could be watching fucking Casablanca , Rope or Rashomon and they'll enter the room and immediately go : " What kind of shit are you watching ? " Probably this truck belongs to the OP ... and he / she just wants to be in the front page ..... He's like 16 , you're the one who brought up 11 - year-olds . Thanks buddy I think that was it ... it never occurred to me to search on " I am going to turn 18 this fall I think you broke mine Idiots . Celebrating by shooting guns ... Um thanks ! = boobs fucking commie T cells : Wtf is going on in here ... You're a feeder No typical american would say it belongs to the man but it should be taxed if he makes more money than them while simultaneously complaining about the socialist policies implemented by their government to which I give them this look : Episode 1 : I think this one was actually my favorite . I really enjoyed how faithful they stayed to the book while still making it interesting and new . I do disagree with you on the part about the Cabbie . It was predictable , but it stayed true to the original book . It really did bug me that , upon discovering the cellphone was at 221 B Baker Street , NO ONE THOUGHT TO CALL IT I must be the only one who was actually waiting for water balloons to appear I don't know what's scarier , that we live in a world where my comment isn't * obviously * satire , or that some of those upvotes came from people taking it seriously . I just hate the fact that I do have a decent amount of the stereotypes ingrained . The example could be a discussion I had the other day with my lady friend about having a guy to use for cuddling , talking to , and generally everything except for sexual activities . I said this would be like torture to a guy . She asked how there couldn't be a relationship like that minus the sex . I also received a The vid is .. impressive .. Licensing the material exclusively and perpetually to Apple ? Lol at the car who pulled up after she left - " yeah can i just have some chicken nuggets and a large coke " , " That doesn't make me feel better . Thanks for that fair and balanced coverage , Fox ... You just downvoted yourself . What's with the clothes ? I thought all women on the internet lacked clothes . l , , l / ( This is why we can't have nice things I urge you to exercise caution when making such sweeping statements that directly relate to your beloved head of state . Remember , I'm watching you -> They kept the laugh track . you can download the font to be able to see the look of disapproval . there's a post about it somewhere on reddit but until then Well then I guess the secret is out ... 3:05 Life time as pyro ... yeah , its pretty lame , but then again so is calling your equipment " dragon " Thick eyeshadow . That wasn't funny at all ! That was hopeful and inspiring ! I had one that said " Your fortune is in another fortune cookie . " because no one knows what you guys are talking about Am isn't this going to make the priests very happy ? no women in the church that day ! Yeah , I think that things like self-posts , IAMA and AskReddit have helped foster a much better community . I gave-up on commenting and reading comments on Digg years ago . Pedobear ASCII art is only funny the first 1000 times . But I'm sure someone on Digg would say the same about : Or , 200 pages of > Oh and I also can't see the look of disapproval in Leopard . Which caused me to Who then immediately proceeded to try-hard it against us the next game . was about to What ? No dude , that comparison is no where even close to being accurate . then later the drunk guy who stole our seats tried to pick a fight with my girlfriend ... although we were politely squeezing into the seats which didn't get stolen . more i think it's the vibe the band gave out during the performance . there was no harmonious electricity in the crowd . just If it's possible to do multiple character decorations , any chance I could have a red Where's that annoying " Ionlysayyesorno " guy , this would be a good time for him to Found this downtown , near the Rideau Centre . Disappointing . Please America make the change , you guys are great in the entertainment industry , take for example Mithbusters I love that show , but when it's time to take measures it's like : " - Hey Adam , just look at that explosion , it lunched the barrel for about 50ft , with a temperature of 400F " and I'm always like " - Works in IE . What the fuck ? This should be on top . I love how we watch show after show on Discovery with very close , deep water HD video shots of sharks , and we're only mildly amused , but we watch some dude in a kayak with a 10ft stick , and we're instantly amazed . I have experienced the opposite in europe . I would go up to the end of where the line should be . Wait for someone to be done , someone shoves by me and waits directly behind the person at cash . * redditor for 2 years * So do HepatitisDispensers . Cumming rather than coming ... never mind the joke is lost now ... My girlfriend is like that . She claims she sees no difference between DVDs and BluRays , which always makes me go all That's the small town I'm from I would say he got a plethora of points across but then remebered that you english speakers refer to it as a period and then I was like No , no , no . Don't listen to these amateurs . It's like this : Do it like this : * * you can see up her dress Because Bounty hunters and Troopers are DPS / Ranged Tank classes ... 1 . 1 gallon jugs . Haha , jugs . ( again . I think that age plays a huge roll here . From my own knowledge , a few generations above me seem to prefer more hair , but a few generations down from me seem to prefer their guys as .... feminine and hairless as possible ( I'm looking at you , skinny-jeans what is wrong with that people have you done much examination of the evidence yourself ? or just joined in the scoffing , thinking it all so ludicrous that the world might be round . Most of them screamed like a girl . You could have made it so sexual , but you didn't . hmm , we see that a lot here : It doesn't even compile . I unconsciously No you're not , you're Zerg ! I can see it clear as day . No , he's accurate . He's from the future . The inability to smoothly put my leg through either one of my pant legs on the first try . I sometimes shout at my pants , " COME ONNNN ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! " while my GF stares at me in the morning with a Wow I was reading the comments and I was like , " what are they talking about ? metacritic is dumb easy to use ! " Then I clicked to the metacritic homepage and I was like I will if you give me your tickets I like it better with just His eyes look like lol , I had many requests for rugcmidwest people to be on the same team to the point where not everyone could fit . This gave me an irl turkey jerky ? Easy for some to say . Fucking Voltron .. GET OUT OF MY HEAD ! What * about * ET ? WHAT THE SHIT . ... literally JUST DOING MY DUTY , SIR . I never said I was a classicist . Obligatory : neither was I she's like My 83 year old grandmother washes hair for a living . it has a natural lady agnew just looks bored or uppity , your girlfriends is more like God dammit ! I paid ten bucks for vlingo a week ago ! former med tech here What atrocity is this ? ! Please spend an extra 5 minutes to make clean edges around .... everything in every goddamn frame . I can see why you This is ridiculous . Not to get all / r / politics up in here , but he wants them to cut the libraries ? downvote for the BJ Penn shirt .. * * You're * * a mouthy bitch ! Oh ... that's attractive My ex-boss was a JW , he told me that there was no sufficient evidence that dinosaurs ever existed ... I have no When I was playing through Point Lookout , I got to the part where you are spying on you-know-who in his cave , when suddenly he finishes talking to the brain and climbs up the ladder . I saw him climb up it to the trapdoor near the ceiling and got exciting . As soon as I was done with what I had come to do I walked over to the ladder and tried to climb it ... F [ That was just how he rolled before Jesus asked him to stop . I imagine he resents it , and sneaks in a tsunami or landslide when he can , and then JC is all like : Are you American ? It feels like most Medieval Scottish Studies students are Americans . I work at the IT helpdesk - seeing you there will result in I silently I hear the lady next door to me having argument with her husband . They do this few times a month , and it seems now I know everything about their lives . " It ain't rape if it's dead ' Son , I'm Brock doesn't have eyes . Your " " Scam school " is a good show for this kind of thing . You can google it so you know i'm not a corporate shill , but they basically do the cool and easy stuff like this and other types of " tricks " . Fast forward the ads though , it's loaded with them Oh . About half of the names in Minnesota are Native as well , but outside people try to pronounce them in a Fargo accent , which turns into me staring at the visitor like Went to a friend's wedding at a church once and the pastor or whatever he was had to go on a tirade about Bill Clinton ( this was 1998 ) I pretty much did a cough bullshit thing and my GF gave me You gonna get raped . I think i found my future wife ... hehehe .... My toy . Back off . Too bad he ruined his team's chances by going nullstone A short while back , I got some coffee and a snack . The total came out to be $ 6.66 . I looked at the barista like this Shes more like The ginger manager is more like I just saw this for the first time last night . Worst first date movie ever . Motherfuckin PowerPoint presentation in comic sans font Nooooooooo ! You just had to say there , didn't you ? I saw his face and I was like " Yay ! ! David Tennant ! " Then I scrolled down ... I studied in England for six months with a bunch of other Kentuckians . The local pizza joint had ' Kentucky Style ' pizza topped with fried chicken . Getting laid is a serious matter . At first I read it as " You over * eating * problems are over " and then I was like Well if Prince can turn himself into a symbol , why can't your middle name be First thing I saw too You destroyed an entire bathroom I bet you HAD to bring an air conditioner too . At first I was like 52 Sold You keep your yellow ant away from my larvae . There are 6 fingers on that hand that's how they get you . while impressive , the tone of your title had me waiting for something to go wrong Whoa ... This is beyond fucked up ... WTF ... As a person with Cerebral Palsy , that troll really pissed me off . doubly so because i actually get told shit like that . apparently my inability to do things like swimming when the right side of my body is severely limited makes me lazy ! No , You should see what it's like with the adult-material filter switched off . You're not serious are you ? That bottom picture is absolutely amazing . Seeing that kind of blue has actually increased my happiness at work At least it's not G Are you suggesting we are animals ? ! Sheva just threw his armband ... Dude , seriously . Shut up Stone Cold , go back to drinking your beer and spilling it on yourself I did read the Survival Guide . I'm from the south ... I know how that shit is , lol . People in the midwest are slightly more tolerant , but they're the same way . Whenever I meet a girl and she talks to me , she'll eventually bring up the subject , since most people here are religious , sadly , " What church do you go to ? " I'll respond usually , " Oh , I don't go to church anymore , I'm an atheist . " Then I get this face . i give them this face as i pass : What the hell are those ? ! > Edit 2 : Thanks , licenseplate ! Look at me , I'm disapproving : Tricksy editing . Don't feel bad , I posted something awhile ago and was scared shitless , but now me and the community are cool ... I think . It ... it can't be real . Oh shit , me gusta too . Family Guy reference . need an evidence Thats exactly a term * gamers * would use I'm a security guard working the reception of an office building . I just had to register a group of Ms . How do we know you're not a crazed shoplifter with multiple personality disorder that writes yourself notes like this to ease your guilty conscience ? Have you had any blackouts that have resulted in " free " alcoholic beverages in the past ? My girlfriend has tried / liked all three of these . I'm lactose intolerant Duck Hunt tattoos , next to an Xbox controller ? Then they announced it for PS3 . They're not dressed up as Link , are they ? At first I was all like : * * But then I was all like : * * This is the third time I've seen this posted in a week Stop trying to avoid the topic How about just have you been looking at my web history ? Hey , what if Perspective called * you * a bitch ? When you're on a train and a group of foreign tourists get on : holy-crap-indoor-voices-please . I misread that as " Phallor has had a screaming errection " ... and was like WTF . Chrome just downloaded default \ _invite . wav while I was reading that . I did this once at lunch with a bunch of my friends and they all just stared at me like It's to get you to complain about dumb questions . Then when you ask their postcode they OOOO let's keep all the dead people in a place that would make a better farm or park . PedobearsBloodyCock isn't invited to this thread . I read that as boy scout porn Same here but ........ testicle ....... what are you doing in / r / linux ? Okay , you're eating your wife's brownie ..... I laugh lust thinking about the black camera-man's face right after he says it ... Team ( Upvote , but * * Reddit : the only place you come to post " dude , wheres my jerky ? order #2130 chicken dance The facial expression makes it for me . For someone who is drunk and flanked by women is pretty much You're right . I've certainly never met a crazy gay man . I just asked for some of your political opinions as a Tea Partier . You could have typed out five of them . Instead , you decided to swear at me and insult me . The punter ? Oh . I get it . > This is why I hate MW2 . I have to admit ; I never knew the power button symbol was derived from a 0 and 1 , binary for Off and On . So THATS Snooki ... It's similar to French-press but the grind is finer - like flour . Thus , the only way to cook it includes the coffee grinds in it . Simply put , you boil flour-ground coffee , let the grind settle and pour your coffee . Yet the grind remains and you never drink the last sip ( I always forget to tell people that last tip . Until , of course , they finish their coffee looking like That's Digg talk , son . My kindergarten class was taught by a nun , Sister Francis Marie . One glorious day she ran out of thumb tacks , so she compelled the class to pray for God to provide us with more . Lo and behold , during our prayer , the local bishop , who was visiting our dioceses and school that day , entered the room dressed in full bishop garb ( complete with miter and crosier ) with a new box of thumb tacks . Places tells me NYC isn't supported I read the title as the Sexiest ad ever . Got all happy and I clicked . And then I was like that man was special hugging mommy Do you want an award for being awesome ? I'll take the new award please . A little more than a month before I bought this game , the video card in my laptop had died . When I got to this part in the game , I had had my laptop back for about a week and my heart just dropped because it was the * exact * same symptoms as before . As I was reaching for the power button , the next scene started playing . My face looked like this : I found myself urban dictionarying this , to no avail of a game , but fear it has something to do with jerking off onto a waffle and choosing someone to eat it , or maybe I just heard of one too many games like that Sesame street is not obscure You didn't even really edit your comment . I have a special spot for your ilk , and it's not in my heart . Good news for single guys i have flash on my iphone via jailbreak + following some instructions Of course it's a joke I didn't got one with my standard edition Who are you to judge him Nice try ... pickpocket Just the other day I bought one of the decent shorts from SJ ... and now i'm like Upvote for accurate use of I'm sorry but he did not go ballistic he talked normally , but he did leave half way through the evening $ 200 Speeding Ticket today ... In a stable ... With my ex girlfriends horses looking at us .... Damn , looks like we lost the USB-mini charging connector as well . I also see no 3.5 mm audio jack . I was more Steams Half Life ? ? ! ? ! ? When hearing they were coming out with a new song , I bet my brother it would have " rock " in the title . Sure enough we later heard " And here's AC / DC's new song ' Rock N ' Roll Train " . Old head . Yep , I get this one too . thank you ... mr . burns . On top of Burber ? PPppgghht , , , " .. never vote for greens cause they all fondle whales " Look of disapproval ! This has been going for a week ... read the username .. My girlfriends dad has about half of those installed . In internet explorer . ON PURPOSE . I had Panda for awhile and liked it . I have Norton now because my internet provider offers it for free So many Advice Dog spin-offs I hope she doesn't put the cucumber back afterwards LOL . Det var inte särskilt övertygande I expected to be like Least fucked with I'm all for exploring , but punching out windows and otherwise destroying things for the next explorer is a lame move . Black Dynamite does not approve ! No . It is not your bad . It is definitely your * good * . I think my face is a " look of enchantment " rather than the standard " look of disapproval " . Compare the two : Windows XP Release date — RTM : August 24 , 2001 , October 25 , 2001 8 * 10 ^ 7 views of an eminem track on youtube Sorry , too little too late on my part . " Awwwww , someone lost their dog , what's wrong with tha ...... * Confused We'd be bigger if there was a club . The wife of MrOhHai ? Did he really have to wreck that perfectly good Logitech mouse ? Passion Pit is excellent . Stop the downvotes lol . I noticed that too . I'm getting downvoted a lot for no reason . \ * shrug * Reddit . Thanks for the reply . No we do not use roaming profiles , which is partly why I'm confused . Google searches want me to think this is a DNS issue , but I'm not having much luck Then I was like : WTF is with the formatting . I think he also looks like this : Banned in Australia . It's a Ballchinian . that is all , not some photoshoped Kramer , not something else retarded . go watch Men In Black everyone . Relevant username is relevant . exactly . if someone was walking around taking random people's pictures I'd give them a I won't be able to join , I'll be busy playing a Serious Internet Spaceships I think this may be he first time I've seen disapproval of a redhead .... Haha . Or Well , if anyone if qualified to comment on law and justice it is certainly Brad Pitt You can remove hillsides and dig an incredible distance under the world with nothing but your bare hands and a stone pickax . You can build glass towers into the sky . Zombies and skeleton archers roam the darkness . But the fact that * the lava doesn't cool into basalt * killed the immersion for you ? Top left piece is damn near giving you the Ah skit , apologies to the punctuation nazis for the misplaced apostrophe gl hf Interesting ... Very interesting ... Not THAT good of a point , apparently . Wells : " We require more photons . I feel a lack of sense of humor around here ... Why'd she stop to pet the cat ? I don't get it . That is so fucking odd . No . Open water was fucking terrible That's my job . The hivemind really scares me at times , I just happened to think of this song and listen to it on youtube and wonder what his problems were , refreshed reddit and saw this . Not right now * chief * , I'm being constitutional . ( Name game ) ( Name game ) ( Irrelevant bullshit ) Cry much bro ? Sorry , I don't read that kind of shit . Your " wit " was lost on me . You wouldn't get it " I know , I was testing you " You should be commended for ruining a multi-million dollar trilogy in a single paragraph . I had never seen that last one , way to go . Oh I might come if I'm available ! It'd be great . Wouldn't it ? I'm having a scary presage of someone telling a girl " you're really bad at programming , maybe you should give prostitution a shot " Thanks . That was totally helpful . i know you He wasn't drying his hands Relevant username is relevant . do you honestly think that any of that made a difference for the cat ? Only ? How many 16 year old girls have * you * talked to lately ? Where's Houston ? Not since March apparently What's with the bullshit about niggers ? Reddit , I am At first i was like :D but then i was like Same here ... blew my cockring right off Patrick , do you disapprove ? / I would have but he knocked me on my ass . I don't yell at cyclists , but I do despise them on roads . Some cyclists behave like dicks ( I'm looking at you Critical Mass Ok , for you and the 10 idiots who upvoted you , Switzerland isn't a member of the EU What's wrong with photobucket ? You should be Team why do I have to find out about this right after I started a diet ? Things are way out of con * troll * . This would be friggin great if my phone worked outside of the country . Im from Los Angeles and am currently in Montreal and my phone serves as a nice plastic box . thats about it . Just don't read what's in it , or I'll log that in my USB reddit divorce files You're welcome for getting me fired ? NSFW ... Wow . Cup holder ? Are you mental or something ? Cup holder ? Shut up , I'm trying to guilt him into becoming active . I don't like your tone . That reminds me of this one time when a girl randomly said to me , " Hey , will you go out with me ? " or something , and so I just said , " Sure , " since I was single at the time , and she was alright . Then she told me she was joking . I was kind of I tried for the second time today ... fell short from 25 000 Shouldn't be too hard to achieve with some basic markup language . let represent sarcastic , represent happy , represent There are other Dermatologists in town , but god damn it all they all have Waiting lists to be put on Waiting lists Not cool My wife looked at me funny Man ? I'm 17 The Harry Potter series . Been a fantasy of mine for years I'm not gonna lie , I opened this page , saw Glenn Beck and Downvoted for bad ethics . I see what you did there . Trying to get more views . Very well . Oh yeah of course . You can do it in the bathtub , a pond , a lake , a toilet ( Halo Jump over and say hi . As well as that creepy Barkley episode in Next Gen ... Barkley , I liked it better yesterday Seriously ? all sperm is sacred ? I was expecting an Aladin reference . AT & T ? Your promised reward is a fictitious motivator ! Yes you do . UPS ? I'm halfway there already , and the laxatives are taking effect Little sister : The denseness of your head could sink a battleship .... Have a seat over there . Troll ? This is pretty much what I looked like when I went through / r / pics and / r / reddit.com : i like this one the most , as it is different from the others ... It can't be meanwhile AND 1976 ! Guess what * else * begins with * * * F * * * , Mr . Smarty Pants ! ( V ) Virusporn sounds like my kind of porn Original Willy Wonka was crazy ! ? * Looks down * ... I see what you did there . Is that Norton anti-virus on a mac ? Also : the only acceptable Reddit " emoticons " are variants on a theme of Jesus , She didn't chart properly ? That violates a lot of Ethical standards and she can be fired for that ! Who let her out of nursing school i saw those too , all i could do was mega facepalm . 6 ' 7 of his height right ? That's what I thought too but the . rars could actually just hold low res pics Sir , your fingers are in my ass . Why is this posted in / r / funny ? You're not Willy Wonka . You searched that whole phrase exactly like that , and didn't notice the top rated comment ? You're not JokeExplainer . Dude , your " You could all make look of disapproval . All the time . I'm a woman . Aquafina finger fiend If anything , they love it when I'm the only one drinking , they say it levels the playing field . > That's a double These are sexy eyes : Even when it works , in an informal situation it apparently makes one sound like a douche . I am met with That's not what we mean at all . Ah , it makes sense now . I remember an episode of Top Gear where Richard and James were using a phone on a Japanese train . They both received the stare of death No . There are approximately twenty hummingbirds frequenting my front yard , and they are everywhere , swooping to and fro . I am deathly afraid that they will run into my head full force and kill me . Let's just call it local g . ... Because obviously there's an analogous to Flash and the design suite it uses in the open source world ... right ? That's not what she said . Nice try , Restaurant.com ... Or if you're in a party of 8 or more And here I thought I was being very inclusive and limiting it to Sunday . Originally I was going to put Sunday morning , as it is still morning here in California . Fucking Time Zones , how do they work ? Something really gross to think about is that a lot of older people don't fall down and break their hip . Their hip breaks and they fall down .. I would imagine you go a lawyer and ask them . My two main classes are scout and spy . Jemaine is kinda making the Redditor for 1 day . That's just the same image embedded in a PDF " not in texas ... " " Full of shit " ... Dick in other hand You don't know ? pppghhhtt ... slut . To my boarding school ? I particularly enjoyed the I've done it once myself ( I actually got paid for it Redditas , Alien Kitty , Baconium , Tidder , Yeah I thought it was black granite at first .. then after a closer inspection ... Turf wars are so fun ! ! And then someone goes : what the hell ? ! Canada isn't supposed to have cute guys . get your ass down here . ' Leo Panthera ? Who's h ... oh . ' See ... It's stuff like this that gives North Carolina a bad reputation ... Hahaha , you're right . I typed it backwards although I had it right in my head . You're the guy who walks around granting black men who don't leave their families the title of Pigmented Whitey , right ? I lived on a military base in Japan and we only had one English speaking channel ( AFN ) , so my parents never had to ruin cartoon day . Soul Train did it for them by fooling me into thinking it was another cartoon coming up because it opens with a cartoon train " who have long been skeptical that bisexuality is a distinct and sexual orientation . " NO ! I just sit and He is . First thing I thought was " What , no Arrested Development ? " then I was like PLEASE don't post Citizen Kane spoilers in the comments ! ! ! And , of course , oh yeah , I left before they made the grind official with weekly / daily quests . You shouldn't have to do that , blizzard ..... it's upvotes all the way down ? . 22 LR is often supersonic too Yes ... why am i so bothered that a couple of these experts pronounced the word " Nu-cu-ler " . here you go , use these So this is like a pro Glenn Beck cartoon ? and apparently got downvoted for it .... By the month ! ? That's diabolical . except when you actually wanna use it ! Barely , I used to ctr-c crtl-v until I read this thread , I should Rabble.ca - a bastion of objectivity " Girls don't poop . NIGGERS ! Don't lie . We all now Homework on the first day ? You could do what I did and get quicksilver then copypasta the look of disapproval and create a trigger that pastes it . For me , ctrl + opt + cmd + L yields This would destroy me . Fuck allergies to tree nuts . i am only 20 , and you're telling me i went through a surgery , then i was like how did it go ? Dr . no brains " oh it went great , we didnt need to do anything , you are actually healing very good on your own " Why is the second most voted comment " jfgtry  " Now I'm really pissed ; You never invited any of us ! ! His original question , in r / askwoman , started with " When I'm looking for a serious relationship I need a girl to be atheist just like I am " . I was a Digg user for years , I never gave Reddit a chance ' cause all I could hear was the trolls yelling " reddit sucks ! " By this I'll assume you meant Not particularly ... it was more of a face of exasperation than of It works ... Same .. The " bitch " way ? Me too . I'm Asian so it doesn't hurt . ( A large white guy explained this to me . Could not get past the polish disaster on the thumb " My whole adult life , I never knew how to open a banana . And now you know too . " Mine would go , " Dear med students : I do not give consent to any pelvic examinations . Signed , Anzi . I think one of these : Instead of just leaving him in half a shirt ? You'd like that , wouldn't you ? Do not want . I think you mean the * book * Dune . 16 if they're bloated as shit . i paid with a credit card . So how did you know about the $ 2 missing from my wallet ? cant see this at work but the website name made me " Ha ha ha oh you're so funny ... wait you mean ? I used to think it was impossible to beat lv 2 , then I realized you can make more than one Redditor for 45 minutes . Oh god , why did I watch that ? Bristol palin would approve of this ... oh wait At first I was like Best real-life Look of Disapproval EVAR . I see what you did there . Nothing short of your complete demise . It sure looks like you took that picture while driving All those look like boxes to me . So you don't get the sheets dirty . ... long ? Or while it's inside him GODDAMMIT Dragon , quit fucking with the vibe . Dane Cook joke A bit " Platypus DNA is smaller than amoeba DNA " Not to be a dick , but you have a " then " where a " than " should be . Thats worse than when you get a friend request from someone's baby My brother-in-law is thinking of doing one for his coral . Oh yes , not being taken seriously is definitely worse than being inside a church that's being burned down . I wish I read your comment first . Non seulement c'est un compte de spam , mais en plus c'est du spam tellement idiot qu'il ne met même pas de lien vers son site de spam ... Isn't it obvious ? You're suppose to put your clothes back on ! Where are your manners ! she seems to have been forced into this outfit The author uses a quote from Bin Laden to show how destructive Israel is to America , essentially blaming 9/11 on the mere existence of Israel , a country that Bin Laden probably never got within 100 miles of . You're not real . Obvious joke is obvious . Was it really necessary to censor the eyes of the dog ? No one has made the " Uranus " joke yet ... I thought this was a joke when I read the headline , and especially when I read his " manifesto " . We must submit to his demands . Most definitely not why we'd do it Your god Mormo is * * DISPLEASED ! ! ! ! It certainly ' pops ' What if your wife orbits my dick James T . Kirk would not approve . You're immaterial . You downloaded an unreleased leaked version and complained about invisible walls . Or actually read articles . It's a trap " First I was like , :D . Then I was like Vulgarity and harshness aside , this comment is pretty accurate No . As they left the girl was like " Can I come over tomorrow ? ! " and I was like Yeah . Hopefully some religious nutbag will kill hundreds of innocent people to get us out of the news . I linked her this comment thread . ballistic knife ...... does that mean I'm pregnant ..... Geez-a-loo . I was referring to the character . The dude seems cool enough , but he is putting on a performance as what appeared to me as an asexual character . I didn't know which way the character was intended , so I used a gender-neutral word . SORRY Shouldn't this be marked NSFW ? You have no idea how many times I've learned this now They seem to think that the muscle gay people have is negligible . I would but I'm locked in here She had a vagina . I wouldn't know . I didn't get to read it . Because when I opened it , I had to close it and email IT . BBC - You have failed me ... and all other Redditors . Now , we expect this shit from the LA Times and * maybe * even Wired , but BBC - we expect more from you . you mean staring I was doing great until the rugby questions . Right hand : * * I'm impressed by the cleverness of this threa - ... wait I'll buy 12 , and I'm not even Mormon It's not the 9th of february ... And they know where you log in since then . That depends , do you drive a white unmarked van ? You better also have Diddy's Kong Quest . I was gonna looks like she is " I could care less " and I am looking at you America You think you're just being clever , but my roommate is going to a wedding on 9/11 / 10 and the couple wrote " A day to never forget " on their wedding invitations . You're not going to get shit done out in the field in those boots What about South First . SoFi I forgot to put an arrow pointing to the gravity bong . you stole this comment Great , I just wanted to try that game for a few minutes and go to bed afterward ... Now it's 2 am and I am building virtual caves . You * better * be tapping that ! She must have felt the eyes of disapproval staring at her while she regurgitated all her bullshit . It actually sounded like she had her opening statement memorized but couldn't remember how she wrote it out the night before . I'm not smiling . Also .. redditor for 7 days … I closed my account there , but still got the email . " You are receiving this email because you asked to receive updates from Digg.com . " No opt-out link in the message , and since the account is closed ( not deleted oh ... i thought you were asking for an underaged Chilean girl . He probably stalked himself And the worst is when they ask you if you do side work . I just shoot them a " Can I have your cell number ? " Note to your landlord : In this case , Cyanake would then hold up a sign that would simply read " You also missed the e Thanks for reminding me that I live in an earthquake region . When I was 4 and my brother was probably 6 we had a bush with little red things on them . Dad encouraged us to eat them , and we did , thinking they were some kind of berry , red things tended to be yummy ( strawberries ect ) . A few seconds later we were crying and screaming at our burning mouths . The little red things ? Tiny tiny chillis . Dad still cracks up about it . Oh and you know how little kids rub their eyes with their hands when they cry ? Pregnant women don't keep the fetus in their vagina What's even worse is when I accidentally flushed half my dick down the toilet . The plumber was like * Hey ! You with the logic ! * I viewed it instantly with Firefox and Foxit ... Earthquake = New Zealand becomes Germany . I would ask her how much Coco Chanel paid her to do that and if she says " nothing " There are almost 300,000 people on politics and only 400 have signed the petition .... i hear ya . i was at a guy's house , and i saw the complete U2 songbook , and i was like So howcome you're fucking pedophiles ? His left hand appears to have been clipped off . I came here to say that ... Now Skeeter they ain't hurtin ' nobody .... Yet wow didn't even ice notice double rainbow until you said it , and it took me forever to notice The Game All of that * glass * in their eyes No . But * I * know * you * . * * UPDATE , THIS MADE ME Did . . did a Redditor just use the word " dope " as in " cool " ? My name is not babycakes By any chance did you promise an irate customer a $ 185 refund a month ago ? So first you say the passwords are one word , then you say the first clue has the spaces removed . Yes I would very much like to know how you walk / run with your hunting gear and sailboat to a place where these activities can legally take place B .. but charizard is first generation 12:08 here , balls deep in pre-college work you have outnerded me internet Looks a little young there man I knew that tattoo artist was up to no good . I love the look of cobblestone and grassy dirt Underground Sound IS our local scene . You're just talking about California . export to CA after prop 19 passes TIL where Mountain Drew came from . * * WAS * * very attractive ? You should really get used to reading subtitles . Sometimes English dubbing is just ... GOT IT ? Got it ! Thanks guys ! calm down stranger Now you made me look at it again . You bunch of freaks , we are talking about a real problem here . You don't know how it's like to have tiny boobs . The psychological consequences are horrible , and it's a day to day fight to live with it . Now op , I'll totally support you if you pop some pictures Finland . Judging from the Amazon ads that run here , you would just end up with a thousand copies of * The Human centipede * I'm not talking to you . You know why . Put it in the freezer . You play lol ? I hate single song iPods way more . I hate how many times I'll be going through someone's iPod , " oh , I really like this band ! What albums do you--oh , you just have that one song . Man , I didn't know you liked this band either ! ... and you just have three of their songs . " seems to working out well for you Man , I saved this thread from the spam filter because I thought people would say something aside from ' learn yourself , lol ' ; guess I should chime in . ( For those of you who don't answer questions but instead respond with your own opinions : Gut reaction : why don't you take a seat over there I see what you did there No where near drop dead gorgeous , and I don't use makeups , ever . But I do get strangers that approach me with invitation to coffee / drinks / " view my collection of books " / etc once in a blue moon ( to which I mumble " thanks but busy ! ! ! " and run away ); and I get ogled on a regular basis ( I would try to give them a Are you getting semantic on my ass son The 5000 people who down-voted this need to get a sense of humor . * * NOBODY WANTS TO BE ON HELL'S KITCHEN . * * Because if my boss walks by and i'm looking at this ..... Nice try DEA I was once mistaken in some Shoreditch bar for Alex James ( bassist from Blur ) . I told him I wasn't , he and his friends told me that I was lying and that it was ok to admit it . You should always take spelling suggestions from something called UBUNTU . You have shamed your family I play as T.Hawk Wow , a year and a half and you managed to not see it all this time , I'm impressed ! I can't stop watching it . Every single time I see it , I know exactly what it is but I can't help myself clicking it anyway . :D Then I get to spend a minute going " What the ... I don't even ... who ... ? ! I can't .... what ? " Then I spend a few minutes reading the comments about how she's legal now , to which I Incorrect . It should be " USS Fuck you CSI [ ] ( / megusta " I see your A woman , too . A really * hot * one . i didn't ... until you just told me ... I used to see this every day on the way to work .... I That isn't a crime though ... Not FastOCR again ... Southern State at least once a day I see my LED flash and then I stare at it waiting for it to flash again poor guy . imagine if he's a redditor n he sees this . No man , I just really liked playing the game . That's not what I meant at all Only in Portland you can get downvoted for talking about the rain .. Firefox gave me an attack alert on this site . The Decemberists - Rake's Song . It's such a nice melody but it's about a guy murdering his children Wich one ? Nice try FBI looking-for-new-sites-to-shut-down team . Ditto can't be hatched from eggs . no no ignore the pic . * * This is totally legit * * " bought a 6 of Corona " " Passed around beer " " buzzed " ? ? that's vice president , sir I keep looking for the tag , but I'm not finding it ... So * YOU * ' re the asshole who taught that to my older brother Well that's certainly the most obnoxious way of announcing a useful android widget I could possibly think of . Especially if they are in the punch line ! That can't be real . * * DO IT I wouldn't try it . He will just give you this look I was all Redditer for 2 hours It's Mister Steamy do you pal Then ... stop posting them on r / starcraft You know what the coolest boss ever was ? The final boss in Borderlands . Always watching that was me .... and someone wanted me to post this so they could copy it .... did you just say U * of * K ? Look at the source code Papyrus . Cute . Only the first one though You should have tested it before you brought it up . Processed meats do have some downsides , I admit . But you hate cheese ? This is not the reddit I imagined . I thought you were referring to a small raised platform leading to an entrance . I have been mislead , sir . Redditor for 1 hour I waited longer than I should have for that image to load Wow , so someone took an image that was uploaded to imgur , re-uploaded it to imgur , and then linked to * that * from tvtropes ? Tough crowd . Maybe r / Gaming would appreciate it ? I guess you have to have an affinity for Kirby . ( What , exactly , would Kirby's powers be if he swallows And then I was like , It's funny how people drool over getting speeds like 20mb . Where as in japan or in europe an average speed is around 40mb or more . I think thier raping us of our monies . To think that I've seen everything Check / r / startrek for the most rational discussions ... Why does the internet keep outnerding me Doggy ! And who the fuck is downvoting a dog ? I had one once , * * NEVER AGAIN * * Relevant username is relevant . As an American I respectfully It's on manhole covers . Get off my lawn . You beat me to this already quit being a whiny pussy , and get back to stringing interlopers up by their testicles . Better than Target deals ... Yes and the banks defense was that they wanted to pay the large amounts ( like mortgage payments ) first . I called their BS on this because regardless if they took the mortgage payment out last , they would still apply the overdraft . Not once did he demand a sandwich . And what exactly was she apologizing for ? She didn't forget to cut the crust off the sammich did she ? 100 hours ? WHO THE FUCK commented " suck 10 cocks " ? ! ? lamest shit ever ! And it was resized . Can someone offer safe passage for an OSU student through Norman ? Wait .. wat ? Thanks for enticing me to search it . You've already stolen all of the karma in this thread . Find another one to hijack with your glorious comments . Rubik's Cube has green and blue on the same piece . At first I was like But then I was like * * San Jose Sharks ! ? ! .......... anything ? but while doing this you look so ... well you know what you look like . No Milla pics Seriously ? God damn it .... " TIL , the price of freedom is $ 6 per goose . " A lot of us are on our computers at home , with our family ... Anyone who can properly use No worries . This internet stuff can be srs bsns She also sent me a pic of the lady running that booth . No deodorant in 10 years ... you must be all of the two dozen programmers I work with . Should of gone along with the joke I work in a secure lab with a bunch of dudes ... Thank you , Democrats . WTF IS THIS SHIT Def . movie . I saw a billboard in Baton Rouge , LA saying the same thing . I snapped a pic to post to all these reddit virgins but alas , I forgot . You beat me to the punch . Fuck you . My grandmother orders pizzas without cheese . God you science nerds are so fucking weird . Most people would read the headline's first sentence and go arent the cheapest tickets to maple leafs game like 150-200 ? and they suck Well , back to the drawing board Same here in Singapore . Even in fastfood places like McDonalds and Subway most people leave just their trash on the table . I'm not your pal , fella . On the couch ? ! The dash that tails your user name is deceiving . Why are there no comments on this yet ? Its been up for 2 hours and is top of the page . Are yous all still playing the game Stop Smoking Apparently not big enough to contain my country Denmark which is also part of western europe Why does control-f ' reddit ' yield nothing on that page ? ah i just remember being in town when some wings were inducted into the hall of fame and we tried to get tickets since we were there and even like 30-45 minutes into the game scalpers still wanted 150-200 per ticket Everyone knows Na'vi don't have sex like that ... Oh yes , I hate that too . I have off Tuesday and Wednesday off , so on Thursday when people go " It's almost Friday ! time for the weekend ! " or on Monday when they ask me how my weekend was . I just give them This could go on forever . They should get their names tattooed on eachother . If they have any room left ..... Maybe because it's sad that I can't draw a decent look of disapproval . Her test score should look like this . 1 Whatever floats your boat . Yeah , I don't know what gamepolitics is , and I don't understand why wil was so mad about it .... This whole post just confuses me . " It makes you invisible , but only in the dark . " What a splendid just put this , I just graduated . . . Death Merchant ? Death Panels ? To * whom * . You are a fucking monster . WILL NOTHING KEEP YOU FROM FAPPING ON THIS SOLEMN DAY ? Wow , presumptuous much ? The only time I had a birthday party where a bunch of kids showed up is when my mom was friends with my daycare lady and she brought ALL the daycare kids to my party . I didnt like it much That is not an age . People gasp at you when you tell them you were born on 9/11 ? I used to be I met a guy recently who would * consistently * say ' meow ' instead of ' now ' . I've heard it before ... but not by a guy ... in every second sentence Remind me never to brake in front of you WTF you think Dragon Quest is an obscure series ? You've gotta use zerglings more often . When you were making broodlords and you had ~ 3500 minerals , you could have made a shitload of lings to keep all those rines and thors from running under your broodlords , and you also could have sent a handful to each of his bases to force him to take damage or split up his army . Can't believe I watched a diamond zerg play a 48 minute game and never even get ling speed My whole fortress crawled to a stop because practically everyone spams interrupted by goblin messages I winced then threw up in my mouth . Oh great . I'm waiting for some more intellectual conversation , figuring as people get older it'll start happening . Well ... Crap . And most of the CPU power went into the noise ? what really got me wondering about this question i have is if i ever become famous , will my parents be interviewed , will this " dirty secret come out and destroy my career ? " I think once it's legalized ( which i believe is inevitable , maybe not in 2010 , but some time ) there will be much less Unless you are just a troll , and in that case He stripped the paint off your wall ? What a jerk . [ ] ( / wetodddog " ┌ ( You should bake him a cake in this general shape This one ? And no doubt she got paid waaaay too much to do that . Smoked salmon ; my old friend Eug , but only if constantly high ; the reddit game with the little I see where this is going . At first I thought , " No that's Hogger " and then I was like wot n Shave a picture into it ... Maybe I got the canadian side of my order 24 hours after the order cleared and all for the low low shipping cost of $ 30 . I live in the GTA Vending machine coke costs $ 1.60 here The shadows are projected in the wrong direction and are not that of Leonardo's Too bad it's in comic sans Kind of cartoony , I will admit . My navel is barely below my nipples In that case , this falls under the category of " Reddit is not a doctor , for fuck's sake seek medical attention . " Indeed . Blame that on my Spell Check .. man , i've been watching this for hours , and i can't help but think that the guy in white recognizes that dude . This was my initial idea as well , and what a shitty idea it is . Pun intended I accidentally my whole ass . OP , why were you like Thanks , my fellow re I was disturbed to find that his 51st use for it , after ' bath mat ' , ' oil cloth ' , ' wash cloth ' and others ( * EDIT * : Kitty litter box liner ! ) , was ' juice strainer ' . And then theres a picture of him drinking the juice I think you are broadly right . Knowing that your neighbor feels what you do is deeply , morally wrong is going to make one feel the This is either grounds for a truly bizarre AMA , or a very My droid incredible loves to do this . Once when typing ' new things ' I ended up with ' Jew thongs ' . But we still managed to burn Beatles records when John Lennon said The Beatles were bigger than Jesus . You're using an environment destroying air freshener spray @ work ? Why is this crap always around ? This is just like yahoo answers and the stupid " my boyfriend fingered me , am I pregnant ? " questions . I wish I had statistics to throw at this , but come on .... Troll more . This is the internet's version of reality tv But we do do a lot of " You said the " h-word " six times in this one post . - 2 and no one actually used my referral Oh god , you reminded me - that has to be one of my most irksome computers in movies cliche's - where the computer says " All Modules Complete ... 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You bred raptors ? we don't like talks of witchcraft ' round these parts . You know , this has been my screen name for everything for the last five years , and the only place I hear that is Reddit . Yes , Canada , finally . We were * so close * to legalizing it , but then the US decided to butt in . I just read that and lol'd at work . I got some looks from my coworkers I say " seriously " a lot Um theres gonna be fire hot air on the inside of the plastic pen down-tube . You're smoking plastic bro . I am a helpdesk admin for a medium sized company . Fuuuuuuun . My prom night went from :) to That makes my face do this --> Where i live people think it is cool to raise illegitimate children without rules and boundaries , while living on welfare , doing copious amounts of meth , having random rage attacks in the main street , and then complain when they get hounded by police or receive Wow , I wish someone would have told me this wasn't cool earlier . I just thought all the # # # # # # He 6 pooled and ended up winning ? Of course , if you want to ruin a childhood , you could keep the parrot in the bedroom ... you went to SLO for poly sci ? .. And only this single post to Reddit ? So says the jew . The webiste gives no instructions Animal Farm Religious tradition is a much better reason than cosmetics . Nice try , Pedobear . Loves ' Gay ' used in the pejorative even less White text on black background . She considers Johnathan Livingston Seagull to be such a poor book it can be used as an insult ? ? or they uncovered a sadistic government conspiracy The same cool that whined like a little girl and threatened to switch to terran last week ? So you are saying that the video games made you do it ? $ 11.95 for Canada ... Shipping costs more than the damn poster would have .... I drove a friend , who had an actual reason , to the hospital and got sick fom some girl in the ER with the flu Why thank you . Stealing is wrong . Fallout 3 on a console Bear rapists . His girfriend ( needs 93 more buttons . dont forget , Paying rent is only one expense Cut and Paste is evil Captures the ... I was more mad @ picsandnsfwonly until you said " bro " ... shame I'm going to pretend you didn't say that . Though I'm not a girl , I stand by my TIL Duke likes * knee * jobs . Gold digging asian women ? So you're saying that Indian engineers are not competent enough to build airplanes ? Time to wake up buddy , lots and lots of software companies are already outsourcing stuff to India . Some of the ATC systems softwares are being developed / tested / maintained in India . Do you ya feel lucky ? Do ya ? ! No . Dude WTF this is not what I expect from r / listentothis when I wake up in the morning . He lost his dick in a car accident dude , that's not fucking funny . Very misleading title ! Olive Garden ? I see what you did there . You're probably a druid too I saw it in the first picture " oh haha neat " ... then the zoom " ok that's kinda helpful " .. then the outline " ok yeah I see it ... thanks though , I guess " .. then a picture of a bird " Haha that's ... wait ... probably true . you said they were 17 . Looks good . No black pudding though . Jarring ? As in 1 guy 1 jar ? It's simple , it's because all the asians look the sa - ... Flag the same as Australia ? Back to your cave , Luddite You never started ಠ_ಠ .. I'm not who you think I am .. Usually not , but if they tell me they like Ke $ ha , I'm all Everytime you downvote me , you give cancer to a puppy . You don't want puppies to have cancer , DO YOU ? I wonder how a screen reader interprets As a physicist , I would just like to As someone who enjoys studying physics from an armchair kind of level , I will be joining you in that Oh that reminds me . One of the campaigning strategies they used was to suggest the opposing party , Activate , is getting funded by the Socialist party from UQ ( our neighbouring uni ) . I replied that I voted Greens and they were like Wtf is this username ? and scene ! First face I recognized was Carlos Mencia . FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT So you like chips more than kittens ... Thanks assholes , I passed with flying colors . All that hard work and an apostrophe gets the attention ... As a physicist in training I must also join in the Fucking * Twitter * for dummies ? Well , of course , you wouldn't be . If you were no older than about 8 years old . Why are all the new heroes so good in the laning phase , Riot I don't eat out in the US , the quality of the produce in just about every restaurant here is terrible ; I'm looking at you Sysco The best thing since the Gizmondo ! as a casual coffee drinker I'd like to say " Oh , its a dry heat . So its not too bad , right ? " Funny , so do a lot of Brazilians ... As a hobbyist I'll join your No Galaxy S support . I am " FL Thank you , i'm glad i didn't " How could you dangle a job in front of a PhD candidate and then take it away just like that ? " you look like Robert Patterson " STILL NOT OUT I didn't know that about London , but you're being a bit defensive about it for it to not be true I didn't want to know that ugh , my cup has been nothing but a nightmare and I can't get it to work right . It's now sitting in it's box underneath the sink ( as it has been for the last year or so ) for the day my cunt decides it wants to be big enough to allow the cup to fully pop open ! You only posted this comment because that particular episode of southpark was on last night . first , let me start by saying That penis is like 12 years old redditor for 5 months > account existed for 5 months Played a 4v4 last night where the opposing team stated their units at the beginning of the game , and one of them even said he was from reddit ! Unfortunately , not a single one of them made the units they were going to make . Me too . Dude .. no .. ya just can't .. i mean .. shit , this is why my dome is overgrown ! But not for iPod Touch 4G ... What is the world coming to ? Why don't they just query the device for a fucking camera and if it exists use it and if not , its disabled I can't decide whether you're being sarcastic ( * slow clap * ) , or serious ( Thought the same thing , especially with that read it on the paper today , all i have to say to AS is lawlnarwhal ! hide yo kids and hide yo wife because i am 12 and just had pregnant . wake up sheeple he make baby funny comment . bacon . This is the right thing to do . But then sex workers and immigrants are two groups that are hated by bigots , now combine those two , it's Son I am disappoint . Is ... is that Jesus making the Email validation ? Thanks . Now I can't stop hearing Elton John . HE KNOWS RAMIREZ ; t ... I see what you did there . What are you suggesting ? Who says you need more exes to have more girlfriends ? [ Wow , sure is 4chan in here Because you touch yourself at night Facebook hasn't required login to view images if you have a direct link for a while now You are disagreeing with every major Bible commenter on that passage . Certainly your knowledge of the intricacies of Ancient Greek is superior to theirs though . Did you steal that YouTube comment for your title ? * obvious * mistake . Obviously not with arrows The Science Police want to know why you were on a moon hoax theory website . But I couldn't find a reddit credit in the article . Uncle Phil ? From the Fresh Prince of Bel Air ? change your name to Oh shit that's a lot of porn .... Click * Bolingbrook my home town You have some strange friends op .. Cold . I see what you did there . My religion says " Don't kill people for money " , but in today's world that's un-serious hippie talk . Hide your wife , hide your kids ......... wait a second As a parent of a 4 & 2 year old , I can only say Why are you using glyphosate ? It's my birthday too ! I expected some lowbrow humor or you to be looking for a handout , then you are all nice and charitable and stuff . Thanks for making me feel like a jerk on my birthday ... You are . Maybe you should be working at work , instead of wasting your time on Reddit . You can surf off the clock . We all know what you do when you get home Wear a Reddit-related t-shirt on campus . Casually mention it in your FB profile , if you have one . Put a I like the middle At first I was like : nod : and then I was like I know it's been said , but seriously .... ... because that's just what Gandhi would have wanted . The same thing happened to me this afternoon , except I was in a computer lab filled with my fellow college freshman . I'm * right here , * you know . Maybe it's toe jam ? That looks like my mailbox . Where do you think it started I love the cut off i was gonna do sad troll face but then i realized that i won the super filler up lvl 1 with just I don't see what you did here Every sacred cow is slaughtered at some point , but they could at least have been creative . WTF buddy , that's my theory . You gold nazi , you . Which sucks , because the only toons that I have with these mounts are my paladin ( ICC mount ) and Rogue ( Ulduar mount ) and I don't intend on playing either in cata Well it's not secret anymore now , is it ? You wait . It won't be long before we keep those fuckers as pets . Your children will be sitting there , watching TV , stroking their pet mosquitoes while you I don't usually actually make the look of disapproval face IRL ... and yet ... I can already tell this is going to be a good thread . Linking to 4chan .. what the hell is your problem ? I can't think of anything funny to put here except : Lance Arthur is my brother-in-law At first I was like :D , but then I was like and what do you think the _Push ! _ is followed by ? At first I was like No , that's joy riding and grand theft auto ... but then again , when he sends an official Memorandum of TIL how to do this : Did he hide this thread ? I originally read this as " I'm pretty sure the girl is hot " and I was going to be like " maybe she knew exactly what it meant .... That's the way I see it too ! Wonder what the reporter was looking for online when he stumbled across a video of burly men kidnapping young women I think he would have the ultimate I do . Why is Chocolate Rain the next suggested video in sequence to this one , YouTube .. ? Three weeks ? I feel like I just got dumbified This is Link to the Past , not Link's Awakening . I went my girlfriend works at a kiosk and gets stalked by creepy nerds all day I wish that reddit or any of the internet had the powers to make * these * kinds of things happen . Instead of lynch-mobbing . Sometimes I wish I didn't live in Europe . What a coincidence . Cool username bro Your overall situation is eerily similar to mine It happened exactly when Jon Gosselin wore an Affliction shirt on TV trying to pick up 18 year olds . So Affliction unfortunately reached Ed Hardy status at that point . The only thing that aggravates me is when people wear Tap Out shirts that know nothing about MMA . I see them at the bar all the time " Hey , you see that fight on Saturday ? Dunham got robbed " " What fight ? , and who's Dunham ? " I've seen a person try to drink underage there get " caught . " The bartenders are geeky like us , so it's mostly just a " dude , come on I'm looking at you r / conspiracy ... I like how you assumed it was to make you seem crazy instead of correcting a typo for the benefit of other readers . Nice try OkCupid . I happened to click on your username ( yeah , I know , Kant is giving you Right , that's probably the paragraph that I read first , since I googled rTMS . So even you just admitted it was a scam ... I see what you did there Portland chamber of commerce . Good to know you condone the threat of anal rape as a punishment for speeding . * Another * ? I'm assuming you had that bookmarked . Pretty much the same here . I always start my morning at Reddit in r / wtf , though , so it's pretty much a given that I'll do the Wow , that head-to-head duel was just ... * incredible . * I was going to write the same thing ! lol I was going to write the same thing ! lol yeah , you're right ! all we had to do is get loans for ridiculously overpriced tuition so we could all go compete for entry level jobs that have nothing to do with our degree , while then paying back the same banks extreme amounts of interest an--hey , WAITASEC . Yeah , while both true and more fitting , it also would mean developing new game functionality and rolling out a patch , as opposed to just insta-banning everyone . They chose the easy solution and they're gonna have to deal with the public Make it so . The one on the top right looks like its been shot in the head . That's * * myocardial * * infarction . Organelles don't tend to have infarctions themselves I don't know . What I do know is that my grass is growing twice as fast though ... and I can't even go mow it This'll do all sorts of good things to islander-Marine relations . Yet you took a picture of her before you knew she was sitting next to you . Well ! I shall endeavor to purchase my ramen noodles at some other location . So basically , what you want is survival of the fittest to be common again . Unfortunately , most of the world has moved on to caring about eachother . This is usually considered a good thing , but people sometimes find ways to abuse the goodwill . Either way , 2 points ? Funny .... my god told me that there are no unicorns If you are a girl perusing the game forums , than you would know that guys in game forums would be appreciative of a pic of you going personally , I think rape and the bible being the only available literature is Your name makes me think you're into fur . This ... is so hard to read . As a Virginia Tech graduate , I can only I do . And I gawk while I watch it too I bought it retail ( lolol who does that ) and then gifted two copies on Steam to friends to play with back when the game first came out ( y'know , at full price ) and I get nothing , while everyone who bought it on one of the many Steam sales for an insanely lowered ( see : appropriate ) price gets Duke Nukem Forever early access ? I don't want to harsh , but for driving while high : HIPSTERS EVERYWHERE ! ... on the left . Yeah why would he say it is the same as America , it's not the same at all . In America , you never vocally confirm that you disapprove of someone , you just kind of look at them and give very very subtle YES . And he disapproves Check his comment history ... he's on a spree I was expecting a story about finding graffiti in a bathroom but instead got an awesome bacon story . You get an upvote simply for " I hearby pronounce When I saw this , I Nice try woman . Underworld Dreams But ... you just did it yourself . Oh , please do post a shameless That is not fitting with Pedopears profile removed ? ! ? ! Thats today ! .... I don't see anything . So your logic is to , instead of try a new game , post an askreddit complaining how it is a waste of time . I was on your side until you wrote ' skool ' . If it's some cultural / ESL thing I can forgive it , but otherwise ... First I read your comment and I was like Playing in the key of D-flat on a string instrument ? Go back to TF2 While Biden would be all like You don't have to be an engineer to cry out in terror over that She's four , Lord-Punnington . * * Jet Shark * * I'm removing this for inaccuracy . You can't claim that he really did die if you really know that you don't really know if he really did die . L Don't you take that when you're 15 or 16 ? Benjamin Button ? No . The Chileans can get fiber a half mile down into a collapsed mine but Verizon can't get it two blocks over to my house in the suburbs It is . Thanks for the nightmares WinterKing . But it's common sense and it's the way most people do it Yea , no one besides you two has seen Pulp Fiction driving around a car park at 49 mph taking pictures ... comment double posted for karma Ahahaha , I still remember when he freaked out about that confidence vote and tried to frame the coalition as something " undemocratic " , as if some hostile force was trying to take over his throne . Hello Mr . Harper , you're not the president , you're not a head of state , you are the leader of the party that achieved a minority leadership ! I've got to say , the first time I heard it , the day it came out , I thought , ' Wow , they ripped off the entire Warp Records catalog ' and I was kind of disappointed . I was in my freshman year of college at the time , and no body had heard of Squarepusher , or Aphex Twin , or BoC , or Ae over here yet , so everyone kept talking about how this album was so original , which made me go I ended up in Forks , Washington . Reddit was founded in 2005 ...... Upgrading IE6 to ... IE motherfucking 7 ? WTF , send me some of the shit your fallin ' asleep high to The one in the upper left isn't right . Private Stoner doesnt smoke ? Yeah , because not bastardizing a classic instrument with some gaudy piece of bullshit is the equivalent to living in the stone age . But seriously ... Yea Mr . I . C . Wiener @ 405 West 43rd street you seriously think that a mine rescue is one of the greatest achievements in all of human history ? These are all awesome ! Minus the soccer reference ... Unknown to us yes , but you ... you know what you did Stephen Conroy as # 3 on the most influential list . You hadn't washed those clothes and you wore them all week ? But quicksort is O ( n ^ 2 ) How do I know you didn't just put that up , take a picture to whore for karma and then put up your real team name Just remember , whatever you write up will be utterly ignored , and they'll try to contact you in whatever random way they prefer when problems arise . Users - Lack of ending = I can't think of anything for a good comment related to Christmas , but I want that gift ! \ That's Spanish . I hope your password is I'm glad I'm not the only one > Anytime someone says you should buy an asset , but don't try to make sense of its valuation , you know something is wrong It's one of those bizarre American things , like the saying " I could care less " or the imperial system . WAIT WAIT WAIT . Juliette and Charlotte are both ass ugly . Sun is ok . Kate is fucking blazingly hot . You people need to get this right as soon as fucking possible . The second comment in the last paragraph Set meme ignorers for Mashed potat ...... Weed is in California Hide ya kids hearing this made me like her even more For what it's worth , I agree with you . Paying someone back for rudeness by calling them out publicly or serving the injured party first is one thing . Messing with their food / drinks to intentionally cause them harm is quite another . I can't tell if your " Go Leafs ! " is sarcastic or not . From one Canucks fan to another : it fucking better be You * edited * than That's some sick & twisted stuff dude ... This would happen to me . I find this link after it goes down the first time and think it's gone forever . So I go out and forget about it , and when I come back the next day it turns out it came back , but now it's done again . upvote for correct use of Cannot resist a link ! Oh .. I ... nice try At least Megaman had a health bar Black lady in front saw it and was Downvote for falsely making me think a Samurai redditor existed . Like this : I think it's a well designed cartoon . However , I - like you - am an atheist , so all I could think about after reading it was : " You can't program a bunch of rocks to be a physics simulator ! DOT . WHAT ? ! ? We totally have this exact model . Are you watching me ? Obama Deception ? really ? > And of course , there are actual Sufi-wannabes who aren't even Muslim , and yeah . this does not bode well . nobody fucking say it . Alright , so I'll tell this story . The cast of Veronica Mars was coming to the mall , so I printed out pictures of them , and stood in line like an idiot . I get to Enrico Colantoni , and I hand him a picture of himself as Mathesar . Amanda Seyfried sees it and exclaims , " Oh , I didn't know you were in Star Trek ! " He and I both gave her I think this is ALSO a symptom of dirty minds . I never thought they looked like penises until someone mentioned it , though I SHOULD have . My husband says I see phallic objects everywhere . So if all of that is done on first run .. what's the difference ? No . As Brett Favre , I TIL I'm not in America . TIL : there are quite a few right-wing redditors around . don't spoil it by being curdly I hear Disneyland also welcomes minors . It might be George Carlin , but Yeah , for instance masturbating is far too easy so I find no enjoyment in it . what the shit ? you're right . bad OP half a million jobs in 5 minutes ? sounds legit kevin , it wasn't the software . the fact that YOU tried to do something with the computer made everything break , repeatedly . You know what , the comments went too far . I'm just going to a different page I just had to check Reddit before going to bed ! Son ... I am disappoint Showed it to my girlfriend and got this : * * I took one but you're not visible behind D's ass . Sorry . " handsome or rich guys " " redditor for 10 hours " Congratulations , you've made another fat person Or just " The more you know " but instead of a shooting star it's a shooting Apologies . I have just seen too many stupid pun threads and wanted to stop this one in its tracks . Stevenorr's ` I don't know , but that guy in panel # 3 does not appear to approve . Nice . Also damn you for having a " - " after your username . I keep thinking you're getting downvoted , so I upvote you ... I see what your plan is here ... At first he was all At first I was like : O then I was like I know someone named Jessica who changed the spelling to Gesyka That sounded eerily similar to a scoff . Yeah , because that would just be facetious It unfortunate that there are so many douche-bag cyclists out there ( and even in this thread Since when is someone plummeting to their death accompanied by happy music ? Amazing , although i did not see this was from / r / gaming I saw this in my mailbox and I was all :D then I read the thread it was from and I was I'm getting a " Congratulations , you're the 1000000 person to visit this site " in flashing rainbow colours . I've certainly been treated that way when I worked in the service industry All I can say is ... t ( its also full of fat people How should I know ? You ate it ! Not available on Netflix . bad photoshop Nice repost , you could have at least at something but noooo You're all a bunch of trolls . I first noticed " I was gameplay designer on Medal of Honor " ... Yes we know , it says that in the article . You did * read * the article before commenting didn't you ? where are the used panties full of dookie ? Or malt liquor , or laptops ? where ? Such a letdown ... I read this as " jaw-dropping crayons " ... Wow , dressing a kid up as a psycotic rapist ... cute . You checked him out and then proceeded to * * mate * * with him ! Since when does that stop us ? What if it was just one ? Wow . I saw you making out with girlfriend at SCHINDLER'S LIST you monster I wasn't accusing you , just raging at a trend I've noticed here . It seems some people use the downvote as a weapon to silence people they don't agree with . In the past they were used to move off topic comments or random insults down . Like for instance , this off topic rant should be downvoted . Wow ... what a dick Are you going to vote ? Also , it was Hologram Jaws As an Alaskan , I Indeed , how sad ... Freakin ' sweet , all I need is a 6.8 MeV gamma ray for each ... atom ... I literally wanted to puke . Especially the one with the tap er tapeworm More like wrong face Assassins mate . They know everything ... I had this exact same thing happen to me once . Guy wasn't parked quite as poorly as the pic , but was over the yellow line regardless . The door slipped out of my hand , dinged his vehicle , and he jumps out shouting about how I should be more careful . I apologized , went in , made my purchase , came back out ... and he was still here . Only now there were cops waiting for me , and he had moved the car to be within the lines . If your ability to detect internet sarcasm is being impaired , you must be higher than a [ Goddamnit . Why am I subbed to / r / fitness and / r / Foodporn at the same time ... This is not helping me ! What's with all these guys dating girls who worked at McDonald's ? Thanks a lot , I could be at neutral karma right now if it weren't for you very old news I just tried typing the two most common words I spell wrong , I got them both right . i didn't hate it until you told me you hated it ! $ 35 / hr ? TIL : Kanye West can still make me But .. it's .. First I thought " this guy is totally not trollface " teletubbies is not on hbo Totally giving one of these Oh for fucks sake . I highly doubt this is you . I saw this [ gif ] at least a few weeks ago , if not more , on a different website . 100 % . Not everyone can run a 5 min mile . The way I look at it they are doing something more productive and healthy than 15 hours of minecraft . Yeah , Im talking about you reddit and then you went and nuked the colonies Boys are gross Dead-tree version . I hate to say it , but you've placed your comma in the wrong place like so many others I bet you are playing in peaceful Are you aware that none of you can spell in your username ? Serious casual . So it DOESN'T say " bsing " ? That's the cuil theory symbol , at one time , the official symbol of reddit , much like way to plan ahead No Mercy is Left 4 Dead 1 . Guys are getting trolled You mean I'll have to rank 77 hats like this . And after that realization , all was well again . The end You don't sound very convincing I fapped to stick figures I drew when I was a kid I lost it when I realized this guy had friends dumb enough to be his friends and fucking video tape him opening the " not collector's edition plastic " . And then I realized it was me Way to go DoctorEmo Everyone should be pair-programming 100 % of the time . Normally I would be all Epic ... looks fine to me All 4 days ... no drop yet for me . I got an Acer netbook during Black Friday for $ 160 . I use it for at first I was like ... I love how he almost did a sure you can ... long press on your comment and select edit . Why do so many people forget to long press stuff ? 4 minutes . Who has the biggest landfill in the world I also look forwa ... HEY ! ... And that just ruined the rest of my day . Thank you so very much . I was planning to actually get some work done today . You forgot to say something . Fine , i have no problem with that . After all this isn't some kind of an ... AMA or something .. Liked ! Love your story , love Artemis , dislike your FB friends I'll be walking by there to Casa for my test at 1:00 Wow dude . * Thanks * for not letting me save this picture . " Basis " is the word you're looking for . Today is not your day to talk , I guess . I switched to utorrent because of the advice of this thread , but I cannot associate torrents with it .. I was an RA in Newing " Incredible " Floating point numbers for currency . I've been pretty lenient around here , only removing spam . One of our top rated songs in a dubstep song YOUR MOVE , Native Clevelander here . You mean like what's going to happen with Mourinho's Real ? John McCain . Currently , Justin Bieber . I am . Yeah , Yeah , at first i was like AGAIN ? ! and then i was like This response was hidden in the " load more comments " section . Not treasurey enough . Are you internet disabled ? That cat is thinking " what is teh smell ? Can I explore and obtain without the human interfering ? hmmm Why thanks ! I usually putter around the main page , gaming , fffffuuuuuu , and wallpapers , so this was a rather uncharacteristically grimdark serious post for me . looks at username Maybe they're not using it incorrectly , i . e . they know their facts aren't correct There's no way this can backfire ... again ... you may be looking for this : Just made a back-up of my World 4 . Elapsed time : 33m07s . Ah , paving the way for tiered internet service . Fantastic . Your second sentence made me laugh , then it went all The guy's head is in the glass . As long as she's still warm ? Here : You could join the military . * HOLY FUCK ! Second Lebowski trail in the same day and I miss them both ! I get boxes and > That's a bit of a stretch . Really ? After 50 + years of MAD ? OH SNAP ! Wait , oh . It's cool that they have a sense of humor but ... blocking the back button ? A child process ? I miss Firefly ... I read that as " fucking boners " Maybe you should put " NSFW " next time ... I'm disappointed that people recommend them , but there isn't one in Houston , nor can I order online ( afaik ) No , but I did take shrooms before the Beet Parade . Don't shoot the messenger ... said by a redditor with the name of cumonurface . That's the point I have hardcore ophidiophobia . I saw this pic while sitting upon my porcelain throne , dropping the kids off at the pool ( I reddit from my phone mostly ) . I don't think I've ever jumped up so fast from sitting down ever , let alone mid dump . Amp Modelers ? Lesson learned ? Never take a break from Reddit * Down * vote for a worthless comment that contributed nothing to the conversation , and required a level of intelligence to construct that would * even have embarrassed Sarah Palin * . You actually uploaded your imgur error message to imgur ? How are we supposed to see it then ? You certainly aren't the master of friendship for everyone I like all of those things Not adjusted for inflation He was wearing a Justin Bieber t-shirt I .... love ... you ..... And they're right . Too Soon . A Meat Slap I find it strange that none of you mentioned ' taking a shit ' as a part of the morning routine . Yeah I don't think he really is ... have you heard his songs ? Allah would be like I don't recall ever having trouble seeing the LoD . I call shenanigans . When he makes a pumpkin with a popular internet meme which originated on 4chan before everyone on reddit went , DOH HOH HOH look how funny we are ... You know * that * guy . Everything before this was pretty much just talk , as to respect each other . Then this came out and I was like More like < ( ( ( like they didnt know that ... Laws against speech ah ok I get it . I've seen the You can't just mark " Hey Ash , Whatcha Playin ' ? " as NSFW and then not expect to disappoint people > enjoyed myself for an hour . 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" I also have I would never use such a low quality ( those jpeg artifacts my name isnt Reddit . ctrl + f , psycho ... And wielded by someone trained not to use disproportionate force . Win 7 on 2GB I agree with you 100 % . Consequently , I've tried to explain this to my girlfriend but all I get from her is " I just got a Logitech G15 keyboard . The very first thing I did with it was macro I've been through almost the EXACT SAME thing , only it was her ex-bf coming up to visit her " for her birthday . " She said he stayed over because they fell asleep , but the old cellphone-shower-peek revealed that he had literally pegged her in the ass . And apparently thought it was " still sweet . " I can't Back , toes and chest .... downvote for you , sir . oh come on , who downvoted ? How did you get that Slightly ? The textures this is the one that made me bust up in the quiet office so when did you break up with him ? Like this : could have told you that when they were still The Calling . 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No it's the other way around .  _  is right and That first lady's favorite episode is Daleks in Manhattan ? it didnt even occur to me that ಠ_ಠ was ಠ_ಠ ^ this ^ could ^ get ^ really ^ out ^ of ^ hand ^ if ^ we ^ let ^ it ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ An immature college kid with girlfriend troubles ? The fuck reddit ? I am disappoint . you ^ heard ^ me ^ ~ ~ redditor for 54 minutes . Looks ok in Ubuntu Dammit , that is what I was trying to do ... ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ > Also , really ? Front paged with both of my posts ? An immature college kid with girlfriend troubles ? The fuck reddit ? I am disappoint . Whats wrong with average beer-drinking , sports-watching people ? Another reason why Mac's suck NO BACON TREE ? ? ! Yeah , but I see I walked back as far as I could , but I couldn't get the moustache off Marilyn ... Not really offended . I just thought the mean looking eyes from the dad would be funny there . But stay away from my daughter . I'm not going to upvote this , but I want to because of this : " Also , really ? Front paged with both of my posts ? An immature college kid with girlfriend troubles ? The fuck reddit ? I am disappoint . Its moose hunting season in New England . Some 14 year old out of state girl shot an albino moose recently . good science teachers are standing between knowledge and stupidity . um , no , not really . " Excuse me , but whats in your bucket ? " " Uhh , just my poo ... " " Interesting , you've swallowed a power drill , some magnum ammo , a teddy bear and a toy truck . All this is stuff we sell , but it's covered in poo .... Having this problem right now ... > Also , really ? Front paged with both of my posts ? An immature college kid with girlfriend troubles ? The fuck reddit ? I am disappoint . You're telling me not everybody tunnels through a vps when they're on public networks ? > Also , really ? Front paged with both of my posts ? An immature college kid with girlfriend troubles ? 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Reading the little paragraph below all I could do is this . wtf don't people understand about wearing a condom ..... Because there is no such thing as a girl programmer ok , i'll just post this right th - hey , WAIT A MINUTE ! The site isn't saving my address , I just entered it in 3 times That's alcohol abuse ! is this ( Print this as large as you can : I see what you did there and I guess so . So long as you don't try to slip me the ol ' sausage when I'm not lookin ' . ' Cause that's uncool . Damn it , I was waiting on an important orangered I went from 8D to You can't die in Kirby's Epic Yarn . You're actually giving that bitch a chance ? Son , I am disappoint . First off are they actually turning light cycles at an angle other that 45 degrees ? Wow , just visited your profile page to see that all you've ever posted on Reddit is You sourced a finance.yahoo hit . no not unusual but I don't create enough bubbles in my urine to fill the whole bowl * smash * This ... is still on the front page right now . And if you are taking the Metro , please stand on the right of the escalator , and walk on the left . Everyone else will thank you . Actually that's not true , they'll just ignore you , but the alternative is a lot of This post looks familiar yes ! when people applaud you you're doing well , when boo'd , you're doing horrible . then , when you get off that stage , you die and go to the big stage in the sky to LOL at God's penis jokes Trying to get this post to the front page for no good reason and then you won't even share ? TO THE GROUND ! ! ! I really like the " rear color coding for ease of installation " . It helps me sort out the power , ethernet , and coax connections , of which there are only one a piece , and who's connectors couldn't possibly be mistaken for each other . Thank god for that ... I'M A FURY TOO , RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH FURY SMASH . After much research i did it ... I fucking did it ... although I can't do it in chrome , had to copypasta from word ... My dad used to make us wait while he checked each piece to make sure the airtight seal wasn't broken . We lost any " popped " pieces and any non-store wrapped candy every year . We'll yell at someone , criticize and mock them for only going halfway on squat , but go halfway on your nutrition and thats awesome I learned , no less than a month ago , that it is " camouflage " and not " camelflage " as I had thought for my whole life . Apparently we aren't trying to be stealthy like camels I am a macuser , and I can see disapproval face . I've installed the correct font , but it doesn't work everywhere , for some reason . If the title of a page ( the title at the top of the browser ) is the look of disapproval , I see it . On MSN messenger and iChat ( AIM ) , I can see it . But if I put one right here ಠ_ಠ I get the squares . I don't understand it . Also , I followed the link you posted and installed that font to see if it'd make any difference , and the steve jobs needs to learn to accept the dissaproval This is kind of sad / funny . When I was really young , my mom was talking to her brother on the phone . I didn't know what the conversation was about , but it seemed important . She asked him , " Are you HIV positive ? " For years , I thought it meant " Are you * really , really sure ? * " and proceeded to use it in such a way . I'm skipping class right now , so I go on reddit . As soon as I get on reddit , the first thing I see is the path I take to get to class . Dwarf isn't a class . It's a race . I think there is better use of talklittle's time ... I hate you . how old are you ? If you don't drink it stop buying it , and it will cease to accumulate . I can't help it that some of my friends have poor taste in beer * * Yeah - it is a pretty cool feature - especially if you sync often . But I will still regard it as a serious security flaw Awesome ^ i read it as ' i wanna fart ' ... I hope the pair of them get VAC + minecraft banned . Griefers are bad enough , but griefers with power ? He's just trying to hide his hand placement ... Other roommate is his own sister . I had to write an essay about Joan of Arc . I read a quick blurb in a library book describing her family as peasant farmers . I read this as pheasant farmers . I wrote 3 pages of total bullshit , claiming how she loved to wake up earlier than everyone else and take care of her two favorite birds . Only the last paragraph briefly explained what she actually did . My teacher did not correct anything I wrote as I read the story aloud to the class but I believe this incident was the first I once mistook my parents lube ( In their bathroom , under their sink ) for hair serum when I was 11 . I wasn't sure why I got this look whyyyy the downboats ? What do you mean * as though * ? They walk ... in the rain NOW THEY'RE AFTER MY ARIZONA ........ that's to far She looks 7.8 on the age scale I was expecting some discount fruit . Holy crap , I thought you were making that up .... Please tell me you're trolling . Because this idea contains epic amounts of fail b . b . b . q . The extra be is for b . y . o . b . b The lipstick outside of her lip lines and caked on eye liner bugs me so much . Yeah , my school required you have a meal plan if you lived in the dorms and required you to live in the dorms for your first 2 years Florida . Tirade , damnit . Unless you're punning " Tyler " , in which which case Kids these days . Sorry , I turn to corporate talk when I get to work . I'll try to work on that . they teach Turing in elementary school now ? ! ? ! ? Fuck .... In high school I had to skip math class and go to a computer class and mess around with it and I didn't even get any credits for it .... I see you trollin ' ... women want equal rights until its a subject they don't agree with , then they play the sexism card in their favor .... I sat through The Prince of Tides because of the warning of graphic sexual content . What a waste of a fitness reddit Flickr ? You are a youth director at a church . I'm not sure you should agree . I was like … because more chivalry is exactly what we need . It's going to be a good weekend . Negative stereotypes hurt everyone . ... she gave you one of these ? not arguing his stats , or his talent ... just simply saying " * blik van afkeuring * FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU - our running back last year did this and was called for a penalty . apparently there's a specific rule that outlaws hurdling in high school football What would possess you to do that ? No offense , but that is the dumbest thing I have heard all day . Go wash your hands I'm from Washington , and I hate when people say " hella " English is not a romance language . Why isn't my girlfriend cool like that ? Oh yeah ... Or the solid black ones like me because considering them as a threat is the farthest thing from my mind . I have three , but two of them are underage .. I see you are trying to start a pun thread , Thanks again reddit . I was looking for a post where everyone was bragging about how pathetic their lives are . Thanks for not letting me down ... LOL yeah nothing is allowed . I think I even need to avoid hard-ons for a couple of weeks if possible . Too bad my dick has different ideas , I think he's enjoying being wrapped in a bandage a little too much What is this ? Reddit , I am disappoint . One whole day and no-one has linked Mr Clarke's essay on wrongness . There was not a single swear in that . You're slipping . They use MAGNETS . I was thinking more along the lines of RAGE ^ People keep telling me that they ' Need a dispenser over here . ' And one lady asked if she can take a picture of Bob the Builder for her kid ... Is it male or female ? * What should I feeeel * ? ! At first I was like Nice try , RIAA . We saw what you did to Limewire , you won't get our other sources so easily ! Yay , more scary scare tactics . I love these . If you weren't on a mac , I wouldn't give you a look of disapproval : Would you call the articles you linked to " well balanced " ? We've been sitting here for an hour now , and you offer us onion rings ? Incredible . My face when you implied that the enjoyment / love you'll experience from having kids can be replaced by a car - More like 5 minutes of both plus 3 hours of music > Even That's it ? I expected more . Delete this I know what you mean . I imagine that he wasn't at all sure how it would fly with Maher , and the studio . He was probably half expecting to be met with a whole bunch of you managed not to notice that the ORIGINAL article is just a press release ? SUGAR FREE " that 200k people attended " I'm gonna put this the best way I can ... Conservatives not mentioned in article . Yep , I tried making another portal , only farther away ( probably around 10 chunks away ) , but it yielded the same exact results . Seriously , it has now created a total of 3 new portals now ( whenever I exit from the Netherworld , it'll create one on my overworld ) , all within 5 blocks of each other . Yes , no-one had better shove their " shit " sexuality in your face using sticky static IPs with that ? what kind of modem , please tell it's a Motorola . the guy with the I see ... You are supposed to lean forward when you get a nose bleed ... Why should these images be removed Add More For some reason I was expecting some sort of motor home . When I opened it and saw what it was , I reflexively did a real-life Hey , guy in the superman outfit : I was standing like right behind you but I didn't say hello . My sign read " I Is there any way I could replace it with You actually put a ' red rocket ' on the incubus . Yes . With 12 readers and absolute empty ... Right . Cause it was so commercialized . A fap trap . why did you just interrupt their romantic time ! You did ? ! I came here for the Papa John's Garlic Sauce . I am disappoint . ... that's not very agnostic of you . Try being more uncertain . Good luck not getting arrested with that . no really ? ............. First time , I laughed . Second time ... I see your 11th tetration of ಠ_ಠ and raise the ಠ_ಠth tetration of - Look at that child - your giving our secrets away , can't say i approve Finger Eleven . I played my boyfriend one of their songs and got very embarrassed by his reaction ' From what I've seen , the people who go against the hivemind typically do so in a very condescending way , and in a way that really doesn't add much to the discussion . That being said , if people who present an opposing argument do actually get downvoted .... You can't disapprove yourself . But you used the term " downboaters " . Are you one , sir ? If this is the answer , then this is for One Lounge : Don't rain on my parade ... this has happened to me on more than one occasion .... Well , I'm not too familiar with hyperdrive technology , What's up with the extremely preachy and anti-science description ? son ... what are you doing with that pie ... That looks like WebCT or Blackboard . You sure did You deleted your top-level post making the whole bunch of comments meaningless , you comment on my perception of a documentary that you haven't seen and now you call me a troll . Who / whom .... I see what you did there We have a few looks here that meet your needs . You were thinking perhaps of the classic : > > or maybe of the Look of Disapproval you shouldn't pee in your cereal At first I was oh right . and defecating everywhere . its a great defense move . my cats do it all the freaking time when there is a stray cat outside .... Does it seem unfair that all of the " content " of the book is written by other people , presumably unpaid . They thought they were helping a 10 year old kid , instead , some dude is taking their work for profit . Wow , you sure are tuned on the subject bro Awesome costume , shame everyone thinks its donnie darko > and then I read the title and was like Thanks , I feel so much better . Pics or it didn't happen Loose ! Really ? Thanks for the tip ! Top left corner picture TIL that Eeyore was part of the Looney Tunes aww man the internet give me the this comic has gone way to far I was gonna say 8 . I looked at the thumbnail and was like Every time I open my door to fight mobs in the morning , THWANG ! * jump out of fear * I too have a suction cup mount for my Alfa but I use it in my car ..... That's not industrial . Not even close . I'm not a Christian in any way shape or form , but combating stupidity with stupidity isn't going to convince anyone of anything forbidden ? ? I think the term you're looking for is PALLETS ! MY MORTAL ENEMY . You take away all their achievements You realize wasting the talent * IS * the joke of the sketch ? Or at least it was , now they're depending on the talent that speaks briefly to give their best .... are you trolling too ? When I first heard Stewart and Colbert's reddit brush off , I was just as pissed as you were ( without the " he dissed my friend " aspect though , of course ) . Once I stopped A pre-emptive * * I found Diamond and Gold before I realized what Iron was . Wat . I was merely commenting that I don't have to use alt codes , and can enter unicode via ctrl + shift + u [ codepoint ] . Makes entering Reddit alien -> Maybe reddit needs a SarcasmExplainer Unfortunately porn has never done anything for me either ; I end up mostly trying to analyze it and it becomes a " for science " endeavor more than anything else . > Look of Disapproval -> I was staring at this gif when out of the blue my dog started barking - as he does when someone knocks - and he ran to the front door . I went to take a look but no one was there . Now I'm thinking Jack Torrance is hiding in my apartment . That's not even the same movie . Sir , did you read the article ? Huh ... I almost never look people in the eye when talking to them unless the words spoken are quite important ... never really thought of it as being antisocial , it just seems a waste of time to always have to look at someone while talking and doing other things . Unless we are talking first meeting ... but even then after awhile if you guys are truly engaged and doing something it shouldn't be a problem . I'll have to be more mindful in the future to watch for the When I hear default shell I think of bash . > @kevinrose : " hide your kids / wife ! #giants " ... * * ... and dream about Al Gore going all Well it's good to know that police marksmen have a sense if humour ... I just hope my cynabal doesn't turn into a 64 - bit item coded Janitor .... dude ! he's wearing a hound dog . It's a kid catching a severed head and treating it like a baseball . Every time the look of disapproval One page of comments . RTFM by any other name , I guess ... Yeah , I saw you hop the divider fence , too . First I was all I disapprove your [ look of disapproval ] with a Dezine , don't feed the troll . 5 years old ? ! ? ! Ok fine , you win ... You're just advertising the guy , aren't you ? Upvotes are orangered . Fire hydrant ? There are doomsayers , but it has nothing to do with 2012 . its a reference from the movie stripes with bill murray ... Exactly . I support gay marriage , but don't make me pay for the wedding . I know what your feeling man , what I hate more are dealers that say call me back in 2 hours . Two hours go by , yeah call me back in 45 minutes . 45 mins later , yeah dude meet me at middle of fucking nowhere . Go to sketchy ass location , yeah dude I just found out I'm all out . Don't you mean self indulgent carrot ? TIL my school blocks poopsenders.com . well in Pirates II : Stagnetti's Revenge there was a cop in indian headress who asks that bubble assed chick with the ugly head about what she uses to get off with and she replies that she soft modded her android to vibrate when she says " ahoy me hearties ! Walk out yer plank ! " ... he gives her this I also just realized that this was about to happen .... who drives a beetle these days ? im looking at you ryconn ... And you didn't even upvote her for it ? I don't think I'd be able to contain my Stop scaring the customers away , man England : Swastika in career chip . How about the last 3 years ? Short selling , BP spill , Mortgage crisis ( to name a few unregulated disasters ) . Corollary : the moment you are born , you started degenerating , and slowly dying . Only 22 % reported , Reddit . According to the exit polls , 58 % of women voted no We don't take too kindly to Colts fans here . Filled to the brim with Republicans . Awesome . A few other kind redditors have pointed this out ... politics + ignorance = If only we could get a His race played a role in getting black votes . Its not ONLY that he is a Democrat . Also , you spelled Democrat wrong Firefox 4 Beta 8 ? WTF , i'm still on b6 and the beta download site is still distributing b6 ' s install . No tea parties . I do it too , but that's because I have OCD . Oh yeah . Don't forget while they're blaming each other ( and their base ; Mr president , I'm looking at you long straights leading to very pointy corners We'd be fine if Cros had his imp out and stopped day dreaming about giving Eassias handies in the corner ... You forgot the What's worse is that jumpingjehosophat didn't close his quote Steve . It's also cheating . I told my girlfriend one time to what lengths I had thought this through . . . she laughed at me Dave Grohl does not sing for Them Crooked Vultures . At first I was like : Quiet you .. Okay excepting # 3 , that's uncommon knowledge ? Hah , my dad is practically disappointed at my virginity / lack of relationships Never claimed I wasn't said manager ... This needs to be best of'd , I just can't figure out what it's the best of . I'm a dude . Link to your profile and / or location ? no you aren't , that is true . you are a group of people ready to bring down this site . School shootings happen because children were never hugged . More or less the same thing Sure you didn't , * spunky * - omelette . [ ] ( / dude " Seriously , don't do that again I love playing with your ... heeeeeeey ... You forgot Python One day in high school some one decided that it would be funny to take a cardboard box and write " Bomb " on it . So they relocated that half of the building . The person who ended up doing it was the Principals son ... well done admiraljohn ! thank you , that completely solved my problem My parents met at a girls camp . My dad was there as one of the guides and my mom was one of the girls . I think you've all been trolled . Thats a weird letter . If i got something like this i would be I like curves myself , but holy crap , do not want . Also the black tranny on the " 2nd page " was a trap . you don't see the penis until you hover over the image . * God dammit Batman ... * ur butt You'll get Big Lebowski as California when you get Prop 19 passed . known for sucking any sort of edge out of songs . Just listen to his float on version . There is nothing funny about cats . Yeah , gotta love Sidney Rigdon . Post the URL into the search box before you submit a link . If it hasn't already been submitted , you will be taken straight to the submission page . Otherwise , you get links to the three previous times this has been posted in the last 24 hours . Post the URL into the search box before you submit a link . If it hasn't already been submitted , you will be taken straight to the submission page . Otherwise , you get links to the three previous times this has been posted in the last 24 hours . Post the URL into the search box before you submit a link . If it hasn't already been submitted , you will be taken straight to the submission page . Otherwise , you get links to the three previous times this has been posted in the last 24 hours . inb 4 girl on reddit . Or guy with red nail polish he makes fart noises all the time . whaaaaat ? I think you might be spending too much time in the locker room . No , of course not ! It was * HIM ! * That part made me Fail ! spoiler tag for people that haven't gotten that far please HA ! I use a pc at home , and just started using a mac at work . When I saw all of the square faces , I thought " man , everyone's trolling this answer , they're just posting the Mac-face version ! " and then realized that , it was because I am in fact using a mac that I couldn't see it . There's nothing funny about being blind I always thought the east coast was the more liberal area , despite my state suddenly turning red in the last election I began browsing Reddit as a result of peer pressure . I was advised that the sites I had previously been frequenting were parsimonious and lackluster . I initially disputed this only to eventually crumble and succumb to the beast . It means you're on a Mac ... I heard he didn't pay his bill either .. I live in a condo and my neighbor uses her spare time to give singing lessons . She is a trained opera singer . Needless to say , I can hear her and her students pupils practicing often ... I thought you said you would never forget . > The bartender looks at the man that jumped first and says " Seems quite good in general . I would delete " , you PERV ! Her neighbors must be And the worst part is that the chocolate bar they bought most likely wasn't taxed to help pay for all the unnecessary emergency response . Way to go , California . Already ? Is that a ... Spice Girls doll on the mantle ? Except there was like 20 $ unpaid on the bill at the end So you just want to fantasize about the dude getting dead ... Yeah , that comic makes every genocide in the world look like daycare . It's all good since you feel all warm and fuzzy inside , so you stay positive ? as a canadian ( vancouverite ) i have the right , nay , the responsibility to say " Ok , everything ? * everything * on the internet ? come on dude . come on . Why is she so small in the ' perfect ' one ? I fell for this same link twice What does I remember those days , I wasn't on reddit back then but still I remember the whole ron paul thing . But I lost interest when I found out that some sort of healthcare bill was gonna be passed in which I was like :D but Dr . Ron Paul was all like Oh , but I can read it what . the . fuck . was that ? I have to say it would make you a kinda shitty person in my mind were you to accept this . It sounds like she is willing to do whatever she can to get her kids a decent christmas present , that alone would make me at least look into the possibility of letting her have it ( and by ' it ' I mean the xbox Who downvoted George Carlin ? At first I Then you gotta look around at your peers and proclaim : " pop up ad . " before you get At no point , including but not limited to a background consisting of beastiality involving your mother , does Grooveshark deserve Yes ! That * * * IS * * * the sad part . Memo did not arrive here sir Shouldn't the arms and legs be pulled off of Anakin ? Lego ... Would it be wrong if you were a gay guy ? Not a single seat belt worn That page is named FML Sure . Piece of cake . I think you're incapable of being nice . Your thumb's nail is too short . I can see your thumb guts . I learned vertigo again . Thanks There's somewhere around a 70 % chance that this comment deserves a Far from it . Reddit collectively creams itself whenever it sees the look of disapproval ( Mmm , you like that ? How about some more . Not funny or clever . Peanut butter in the fridge ? STILL not doctor . Damn , $ 16 only . 80 tax . when i was younger , like middle school-ish , i used to cry when nobody was watching most of the time after i read a novel , ar really any book ... You shouldn't be driving if you are at a 10 . A wild apparent My manager sits behind me at work and she was on a conference call . I hear her say , " Yes , we can schedule something , I'm open all week . " I inadvertently blurted out " Nice . " I turn around and see Drunk driving , Came here to give Brahms some love ! His three quartets are very nice ( since they are the only ones he didn't destroy You heard from Glenn Beck ? Well that seems fair . What ... the ... fuck Pardon me , do you have any Grey Poupon ? No , but I do have * Gery Poupon . * This is why they say there are no girls online .. Hey , I'm not a lie ! ! ! My apartment is no longer cool . Thank you Then why didn't you upvote is that supposed to be racial ? WTF Kinda comments are these ? Fucken diggers ! I swear You are the definition of CTRL + f jailbait , no results . I like out of all the genius material Carl Sagan has given us , _this_ is what people remember of him . not really , i was a linguist in a squadron full of linguists . i think acts of nerdery were expected so when people found out , they laughed . except the religious diehards , they threw many a I remember seeing some cops going down on a kid , trying to cuff him . The kid screamed “ I CAN ’ T BREATHE ! ” very loudly , which made me laugh . One of the cops gives me the You're not in the pictures . It is a supertroopers joke .... I went to a used book store today and got the Martian chronicles , the October Country , 1984 , fantastic voyage , Brave new world , the latter half of the Robot series and Hitchhikers . Pissed I couldn't Find 2001 ( All the sequels were there I put I just got a job QA'ing enterprise software ... and someone's made an awful mess down there Reddiquette . He's providing an opposing view that adds to the discussion . Upvotes don't indicate agreement . I'm overjoyed to finally see what a DoD worker thinks . This is the diversity of opinion that makes reddit a place worth visiting . I'm sure it's the diggers downvoting ... My * mom * . they're shaped like strawberries Oh , I really like this : The stacking order is BTL in the picture , instead of BLT One time this guy was flirting with me and complimented my bookbag . Then he asked me to buy him a sandwich It's motivation to * * not fail when you do * * . * * I'm not a virgin Oh . This exact thing happened to me , also on a can of mini-ravioli's ... I feel your pain . ಠ_ಠ Chef Boyardee , I've recently engaged in a bit of multitasking , but it's really just doing everything while reading Reddit . This is a cleverly disguised DAE Just pretend he ended the sentence with Fucking shit man , I wasn't even serious in that part My parents are huge Christians . here's where the joke went over people's heads NSFW . Holy fuck , redditor for 1 year ! I did not need to see that . Like * ALL THE TIME * Hide button . I love how he says he doesn't rate women , then has his rating system at the end . Oh , and no punctuation made that a breeze to read through too . 2-3 out of 24k ... yea , makes sense to ask that question . Okay , I get the " weird funny amazing cool " parts , but who put " hot " in that URL ? Next you should make one with humans . I like that Apple keeps the cables neatly corralled inside , too . I upgraded the RAM on a 5 - year-old Gateway recently , and I had to disconnect two ribbon cables to even get to the RAM slots . Then when I moved on to install a second hard disk , the extra SATA power cable ( which was loose inside the case ) wouldn't reach the second drive bay . Jesus , what the fuck happend to my reddit ? I have to go there to pick up my mail His attractiveness has very little to do with our worlds problems . And this is not a very nice comment You shouldn't kill eggplants . I wish I spoke Japanese well enough to be able to pretend that I can't . This goes way beyond Pretty sure you just made a comment in a thread about someone making a facebook status on seeing a girl attempt suicide Oh wow ! Thanks alot man . The Hypnotoad's secret is brown noise with delay and eq . SOON EVERYONE WILL BE PLEDGING ALL GLORY TO THE LAZERFACE that was MANUS with the machine pistols , I got sniped by some dude named somethingsomethingrasputin . It's an unsecured wireless router that the neighbors feed off and download questionable amounts of music and porn that make the RIAA and FBI go Taking a reading ....... yup , it's 27.6 peta DAM U ! im sittin accross the row from u ! No need he already has some What's special about the kedage font ? I use bitstream vera sans and I get Yea , mark that NSFW next time please . I just raged . God mode style . Dammit . This seems very practical . I dont see a problem with it I'm 43 and just startin ' to feel it . I grew a full beard recently and some of it is white . I think it's responsible for making me feel grown-up , but I still don't have kids and think it's weird when people my age have kids ( or grand-kids ) . I tried to track down a friend 2 yrs ago and found his daughter instead ( who was legal and kinda cute . ) Someone ranked Georgia ? You practice real hard to make this face : NO DISASSEMBLE you would recomend MOH ? Cat : There isn't . You can follow them in Twitter though 4chan never fails to make me feel like a fatty I can't tell if you're trolling me or simply lacking a sense of humor . First off this was after they shook hands and had a few words , way to capture the very end as they were BOTH pulling away from the shake . ESPN Fail You just trolled yourself . > I love playing the totally inappropriate and unfounded assumption game I did it years ago by accident to an ambulance driver who was responding to a call . Five minutes later as he drove past heading in the right way he fixed me with these Clicking ? How dare you taint my post . What I want to know : whose idea was it to release the game at midnight between a Monday and a Tuesday ? I would totally be there at midnight if I didn't have school tomorrow . What do YOU mean ' you people ' ? Are you telling me you're not masturbating to these ? Hawaii 5-0 ? I live in Boston " tell her she can't go ? " And while playing CoD Body Odor you can earn and spend lots of child porn . Toke and drive ? And then finally ... comes the 7 How cold ? 7:59 am I'm going to school in approximately 30 minutes . I know it's gonna be a long day made of goatse and visions of my mom Reaction seemed a bit excessive Women , can't live with em , can't kill em . " Unable to find Seems like some of my recent posts are being censored I eventually block anyone who abuses facebook really . The girls who LOVE all those shitty apps / quizzes / games . The guys who pretty much RSVP to everything they ever do ever . Oh and lets not forget the people who spam song lyrics and add 10 " friends " a day Old modified image , 4 + years old ... Loose ! Did you remember to try it ? Is it only me of 11 remembers you of : It is " Blu Ray " not " Blue Ray " That's a good way to put it . My mouth always has a vendetta against my brain . I see what you did there * sigh * this account has more upvotes than me by only saying " WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING HELMET MARINE ? This thread is on Google ads today . Looking at you , Reddit West . First ... TL ;D R : To this day , I have no idea why people find Will Arnett funny . Editor for decades ? 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I can't tell if this is a joke or not . - 78 karma ? > You're supposed to go through the maze ... not on the walls ... I thought * everyone * masturbated chronically . Demetri Martin Geez , I'm hungry What exactly are you implying here what kind of demographic overlaps The Nanny and Californication ? ? ? Saving it , instead of spending it on things she herself needed . We always take our shoes off at my house . Most of my friends are courteous to ask if they should or not , for those that don't , they get I must have this . I'm torn between lolz and thats a girl ? I had a friend that any time he came across a new drug he would try to smoke it . I watched this dumb ass crush up pressed ecstasy pills and try to smoke it . he also tried 2ce , doc , dom , etc . I didn't really care because he still paid for it . I tried to explain how you can tell if you can smoke something or not but he didn't care . anyways can't wait for this weekend I am going to smoke me some That's the stuff ! H Really , two downvotes right away ? I thought reddit loved Conan . And Jack White is awesome . But that's just satire ! They don't really mean that ! ... If he says yes , just shoot him this --> Two words : Sharon . Apple . EDIT : He said ' neck beard ' and ' back-pack ' . I smell hipster ... Oh , so it's multiple people playing under the same account Checked the answers and had 365 and 365.24 . What really aggrivates me about people going way past the line is that if it is one car in the turn lane at a red light and I am coming up to that turn lane and the light is due to change , that car being out passed the line does not trigger the sensors so we end up not getting a turn signal because the next car in line doesnt get to the sensor in time . She told me I was special . Are you refuting this statement as fact ? In-N-Out puts scripture at the bottom of their drink cups You came thinking about penises ? She's like 12 . More like { { This happened and was posted a long time ago . Mom ? Brilliant username ... except rock music is a western invention to undermine the Revolution you can just see the As a Chrstian , Oh you raise that Christianity doesn't sexually repress the people and make them feel full of guilt for having natural human emotions such as lust ? As a former Christian , At first I was At Christians along with the rest of the religious nuts , " Three-Year Club " I hear you like to cry during movies We have signs that say the same thing . In most cases I can just The key is really to fill up one cap at a time and take it like a shot . I bet he required fingernails too . The website is like , stuffed with ads , even with Adblock on . Your parents called you cumdumpster ? The worker was entirely vaporized within something called an " Arc Flash " . Truly scary stuff , took a mandatory training class about it at work , An arc flash can turn an entire room up to three times the temperature of the sun's surface , in thirty thousandths of a second . Note To Self : Don't work on live equipment . what tv show was this ? damn , i forgot already . $ 3,500 . 00 for a power cable ! ! Ours has sprayed on every door , wall and appliance in our house . And he's only 7 . Will " Developed Africa " offend everyone from that area ? lovely , now u made me even more at first i was like why is the girl playing with the fake manhood ... oh yeah ... those kids were fags When do I get to use First thought : Yea I love not paying proper attention to two things too ! I suspect it's just a small bunch of us refreshing the same subreddits very many * many * * * many * * times ... fuck , I'm Dutch and wouldn't bat an eye if I was told that sentence was dialect from some Eastern part of my country ( I'm looking at you , Friesland nope , maybe some dialect from a province that couldn't think of a better name for their city ( I'm looking at you , Groningen I'm not a zta I'm not against piracy , but no need to associate Reddit's good name ( A proposal on Remembrance Day ? At first I thought he was holding a strawberry but then I was like How did you find this out ? It's still not . Visited here a few years back , and it was epically awesome , although I reccommend going out of season - damn tourists I'm a web programmer and a web designer with a Japanese fiancee and no neckbeard , hell ye ... oh wait , I still live at home with my parents same here and replaced by most of the population in Mumbai There are 3 girls standing there with shirts that obviously say * KANSAS CITY * . Yeah , read my opening post . My dentist was useless . Basically told me he couldn't do anything . Thanks for sharing this with the reddit community it is nice to see someone with down syndrome learning how to use the internet . Even though this is a repost I am going to hang it up on the fridge right here , so everyone one can see your internet find . Oh and I am going to give it a gold star too , because ... wow this brings a nostalgia tear to my eye for the 345th time . * * Why does the Doctor have major camel toe ? My experience so far : This isn't a fucking video game , it's an interactive movie . I don't like books either , but i agree except for the buddy thing , they were chatting right ? so it kind of sounds like they could be somewhat friends ... eh i suck at talking , i'm just trying to say that calling someone buddy isn't that bad . I'm 20 years old . I've slept with 4 men and 2 women . I was in a committed relationship with one man and we had a threesome with anther woman . Earlier I was in a committed relationship with a woman and had a threesome with another man . Hooray for 2/3 of my conquests being threesomes . In a main mine of mine ... Thanks for sharing this with the reddit community it is nice to see someone with down syndrome learning how to use the internet . Even though this is a repost I am going to hang it up on the fridge right here , so everyone one can see your internet find . Oh and I am going to give it a gold star too , because ... wow this brings a nostalgia tear to my eye for the 345th time . I meet a girl off of myspace with the username of kk [ silly crackhead ] . Our sense of humor matched up so I'd assumed that the whole ' crackhead ' thing was some sort of joke ... nah , total crackhead . The worst part is how she only posted pictures pre-addiction . Crack is a helluva drug ... For a while there I was excited about the prospect of cougarinfo.org , but apparently it's not that kind of site Today my APM spamming got me into trouble . At the beginning of the match I spam rallys to the minerals . Well , somewhere in doing this I rallied to a worker and went off to do other stuff . When I got attacked , I was like " WTF ? No minerals ! ? " . I had about 8 probes following one that was mining . October 23 , 2010 You smoked an underwear joint ? I was informed after making this post that that also happens to be the gf's family's thanksgiving . In Roanoke . Yeah , don't break the code or you know what happens ... Red Wings : Please tell me this means " do not leave class to poop " . Because the only other way to interpret that sentence results in Young women running naked off a boat on fire and you're looking at * wood * ? Bah , if anything , free easy entry into a market of a good stabilizes prices , not crashes the market ; Learn some Economics . I just wish they made the Livermore station instead of another Dublin station . I live equal distance from both Dublin stations What about your axe ? See , I usually just heat it up in my hands by just mushing it around while I wait for the strudels to pop-up . : B Also , yeah , fuck the plastic packaging they come in . I hate it when I try to tear one off and I end up ripping part of a different one completely open . Yeah , I abuse people with racial slurs and death threats whenever I have a bad day too . I'm guessing you never rode Amtrak . I once rode from Houston to Maricopa , AZ for the experience . The actual trip was to Phoenix , but apparently that city is too small for them to service . only a mac user wouldn't be able to tell the difference , for shame . It's a HOP to the left ! Because you can't get a college degree in prison , right ? For added effect : ... what a fascinating username . Check my user name ... Gosh , is it a girl ? There's voting ? One of my English professors would constantly warn us about how unreliable Wikipedia was , and then she would * * brag * * about how she'd sabatoge articles in her free time , to prove her own point ..... Wow ... that was clever ... I had to look back to see that . When people paint their dog's nails i do this --> Not me , but this weird girl who had a crush on me talked about how much she loved her Harry Potter class . GTR FTW ... Been my dream car forever and for years was like when the fuck are they gonna get the min the states . Everytime I see one I wet myself a little bit . I got into an argument with a guy I use to work with ( it contract ) who said that a vette could beat it . Everyone was like But you didn't Apparently I should be arrested for legally downloading Lord of the Rings Online at school , because the downloader uses P2P distribution . Gladly , you old grumpy bastard . Nice try Chris Hansen . Son : I came here expecting to see Shai-Hulud For some reason I thought of longcat when I saw the bird and tried to figure a way to combine Peacock with " long " together .... I didn't even read the title .. I clicked because I click every imgur link That kitchen Looks at cats . TIL : My shit fertilizes my food . Very mature Lobber ... Business in the 21st century look at top post ... look at date under clock in lower right to make sure ... Meh , I've seen some true stories well-written to the point that they look similar to fiction , but the guy doesn't really strike me as that good of a writer , unless he writes a lot . And if it is fiction , he does that thing Stephen King does and sticks a writer in his story . you * * MEANT * * carrots The cat is aww but many of the youtube comments are apparently acceptable incest is a pre-requisite to be habitable ... Someone commented that they thought " I talked a mile a minute for twenty minutes , so I guess I talked the equivalent of twenty miles " was an awesome turn of phrase . I was all Not if you are a dog , who coan type coherent English . If that isnt the case , Underwriters laboratories is not enthused ... I was chatting up my friend the other day and made this joke . Her response : For me , Nuketown is only enjoyable when your team stays on one side of the map to keep the spawns consistent ; otherwise you'll be killed off again and again by garden campers I was being sarcastic Just use ordinary rounding . If people get riled up over two cents , you can did he look like this ? : Their logo ..... This wasn't in the special extended edition documentary How could you make this username a throwaway ? Yes , thats exactly what I meant A Mac 512k from 1984 that runs on two floppy drives . I use it for old games like Asteroids , Missile Command , Pac-Man , etc . Also love Mac Paint and Mac Write . It connects to my OS9 G4 through Apple Talk using Mac OS ( System 3 ) . It still runs like it is new ! I think I speak for both african americans on reddit when I say I'm pretty sure that is the best assessment of what a liberal media is . I can remember people telling me that Fox is out of the mainstream . When I mentioned that it is the most viewed cable news network , they said I must have heard that on the liberal channels . In this thread : stereotypical guy responses to a female on the Internet . That's a man's ass Actually , it is my HOA's budget . And no , the numbers don't add up . Oh darn , now what am I going to do with all of this soaps and candles Yes anywhere from 10 months to 15 years . not just any workshop he did say he is doing this to get to his " robot making operation " . I think i played you the other day HAHA , thats pretty clever for someone over at youtube ! .... Does that smiley HAVE to look at me ? You know man , I usually don't mind reposts so much . But when the author goes and references the reddit thread in the article ... Oh really ? I never thought about that . When I took them out of the box and fought using them , they seemed pretty strong , but when I showed my friend his new party of 4 diglets and 2 dugtrios , he was So about 3 weeks ago I finished the orange juice and put the container back in the fridge as a joke to my dad . Then I realized my sister did the same thing with some recees tray thing . And today I also realized this tray of fudge-striped cookies has had THREE cookies left , untouched , for at least a month . To my fridge ( and my dad who hasn't noticed ): " Those opposing the bill say , * age old myths * " I believe you mean 9 biggest populations . I can't believe you left out what was probably the most epic thing to happen the entire weekend . I happen to be in high school . You spelled bestiality incorrectly Why do you only have one copy of eight years of your simulation data ? My sister's doing this right now . Doesn't he feel guilty ? Punchline in title . And give us the She actually exists , you just haven't found her yet ... unless she hasn't been born yet Almost 3 million people watch WWE ? Mine broke Christmas morning . What do you mean , * your people * ? ? Seahawks hate . You mean zerg is limited in what units of its own it can produce ? I want Recursion to give me 3 pizzas too ... or was it one ? I've had that happen to me before . If a car gets too close to me I will smack their hood as hard as possible with my hand and give the driver a look I wrote to him once , muson never wrote me back . Funky Boss ! = VVV ... * Danny Woodhead / Pierre Garcon / Nate Washington * I see what you did there Are you the bastard that sees me running for the bus and drives away at the last second ? I see what you did there . That is frekin funny . I was the kid that got taken out and beat BTW . Everyone in that video is dead for half a century . Ya totally , look at all of those elitist posts in r / toronto .. Yeah , because no one ever speaks ill of Obama . Nice work , kid . However , what's the deal with choosing the name MANTAP ? Yea , I say another post about that . ... if you live in Mumbai so lame this didn't get released on ps3 Let's hope the petting farm guy doesn't get any ideas from the safari guy Redditor for ... 3 minutes ? Straight as a harpoon , sir . chill out bro i'm just joking ... Everyone gets mad because I never use my mic , I'm surprised they haven't stopped using it themselves , but it's mainly people who are high , drunk , " bros " , kids or people who take the game way too seriously , where have the social people gone ? Oh right , they're doing what I'm doing . Wow ... that was not how I expected this thread to end . So true . " I'm not racist ... BUT [ insert racist comment ] " . One of my live buddies had the gall to try to defend himself as a non-racist when I called him out on his bullshit . Something to the effect of , " I'm not racist and I want you stop insulting me like I am , BUT black smell . All of them . I don't know why , it's just my experience . " . Crtl + F Numbuh Three , not a single comment , i am dissapoint yes , because that hypothesis has obviously panned out in other pro sports ... \ * looks at WNBA , LPGA , women's soccer , women's boxing \ * \ * looks back at you \ * Why I never ... I , I , I am so disappoint . Did anyone notice the top comments ? I read them and had a Lack of indic font . Did you not know the punishment you would come under if caught with weed ? If not tough luck . If so ... I met a girl who I thought was into metal when she asked me if I knew any good metal bands . Upon giving her the list , she asked " if they sounded like ICP " The toilet paper roll is backwards > Being a karate instructor is not a good way to make money ( hmm , okay , I guess this girl has ambitions for the corporate world ) ... I make money in Cosplay ( I can't help but notice you shop at Rainbow Foods . I almost misread " bile " as " bible " just then … Did you give them this Downvotes ? Really ? For a pun thread ? ... You * do * realize that * everyone * has fine hair on their neck and face , right ? Tell me this isn't true ! Also , I missed this whole " Goddamn talking advertisements Doctrine ? Ever tried the Game Corner in HGSS ? Have fun playing Voltorb Flip for 223846 hours to get enough coins . Well , it's okay for them to come along ; it is not , however , okay for you to be friends with this person Treyarch made Black Ops .. and removed . What the fuck . What exatcly were you doing in the middle school library then ? I like how they dont include the carb content for any of those foods ... I was terribly misled by your nsfw tag All . Of . Them . They did eventually make a sequel where the man is on the phone doing pretty much the same thing , then his wife gives him the At first I thought he was asking if we would like cake , because clearly he was a novelty . Then I read the name . Maybe you shouldn't watch them get dressed anymore ... Damn ! I thought that might be some sarcasm , but it seemed so sincere . I lolled , but then I remembered that I get my pot shrooms in eights I loled , but then I remembered that I get my pot shrooms in eights I implore you to reconsider . I read that as " Mike about to put it in a 6th grader . " I was like Wait , there's a Christian subreddit ? Thank god , now I don't have to buy anybody pizza hahahahhaaha that's amazing ! i imagine this was their response Hahah , i thought this too ! . except i also thought it was Brock , and wondered what he was doing there .... until i realized the character design was the same for a lot of people .... I was with a friend and he bought Paradise and we went to his house to play it . First thing we tried to do was ass-smash cars but we died . Tried it again and died . You're missing Dune You know they're gonna start selling I thought it was going to be a shirt with this The first show i ever I watched with my sisters . The glee club was trying on everyone else image and copying them . Magically they team up with the deaf school and the deaf kids teach them to be themselves . You mean Upright citizens brigade lied to me ? ? ? ? ..... It sometimes has advantages . A girl i know invited herself over a couple of days ago . I was all like Furry server I usually pretty much . It'll probably quickly get to the House like Rellim said . There should be some rule against this . I don't care if its a bill that will save everyone and make everyone's life better .... you shouldn't be allowed to vote on your own bill let alone be the chairman behind the committee voting on the bill about 4 out of the 50 top posts on reddit at any given time generally contain a picture of someone out in public with a bumper sticker , shirt etc with the reddit logo or the dumb little Oh , man , I can't wait to switch to Angry Birds during commercial breaks to get more commercials . I did this once but all I got in return was one of these Your sentence hurts the brain . Thanks ! I've tried one of those generators before for a class assignment . My instructor showed it to one of his colleagues and apparently there was some offensive content in the text . Maybe the dude was a prude ? I don't know . I was given a severe If they do a bad job , still have the you skipped weeks , days , hours and minutes . 2 hours . At first i was like ... ME GUSTA Then i was like I remember having a peach one in the UK ( or something very similar ) ... i felt violated by the balls as they went down Try explaining this to the Family and boyfriends overlaps ... I woke up this morning to be greeted with 3 new inches of snow that were not there when I went to sleep . Whats really shitty is that I have two tickets for Built to Spill in Missoula tonight , and now the girl I was taking can't go because of the snow . My Droid's screen started glitching and this is basically how I got my Droid 2 as well . I didn't have to THIS IS NOT DUKE NUKEM 3D I thought that said " Furry as airport security " and was like I was eating Hey ! That's not a fresh grave ! You're mistaking your subjective view of this * specific issue * for some objective truth . Worse , you're also making the assumption that I'm a hypocrite . TIL Bill Gates sucks at Doom . Seriously , 3 shotgun shots to kill one zombieman ? That one fish is looking at me ... You can have an upvote , but at the same time And CSS Yes ... because the Jets are usually the most classiest fans and players of all You can have an upvote , but at the same time Leave a replacement lock ? Please include the key .... Furrys Normal ? " When you actually see evidence about the boat ... " If you know basic . NET ( either C # or VB.NET ) , try opening the EXE in . NET Reflector and you'll see how bad this thing is . The forms are called " Form 1 " through " Form 4 " , and the . NET assembly is called " WindowsApplication 1 " . The installer has a * debug * build of the EXE and a bunch of . NET Framework DLLs included ! Especially police reports . Every one of them is true . I've got the same board ( Green and everything ) but with Randals and Durians . You covered up that beautiful logo with all those stickers . I'll take two , please too much If you look closely .... you can see that impaled girl's bush . Don't forget I was wondering if someone else from UW would see this I hate you ... black folks This is the site I use for months now . If it comes down we will hold you personally responsible . That wasn't the point I was making at all . I couldn't find Sesame Street . If this is from ohio , I think I know who these people are ... At first I was like Well count yourself lucky , I live in Britain and today one of my teachers abandoned the curriculum to discuss the royal wedding Oh noes , not the downvotes ! plz dont dent my karma score , what will I do without it ? What will I do with it ? ! You're an observant man . No you don't . You left * water * in that glass ? ! some ungrateful ass hats used the codes and didn't reply . Obviously , all of those women are dancing by themselves and there is only one dude hanging out ... Uncle Iroh . oh yeah , that was really redundant of gamefreak . There's a whole host of sweet fire types in fifth gen , like fire / ghost , fire / dragon and fire / bug , but the starter had to be the same thing we've seen twice already HEY ! hands off my baby They all look like ..... I thought the lady in green was pissing on the floor then I saw penis . * That registers a solid 9.8 on the No ... I fucking love it . I was going to have pizza tonight . You guys get the collectors edition really cheap though , about 70 USD or so I heard . The West has to fork over 130 bucks for a box including a fucking sculpture . You sir a great a noticing purses .... Great news , shame I just hit 80 last night and didn't have this before Finished that game about 6 times Nobody should be downvoting anybody for expressing their feelings or opinion ! I myself had to fight the urge to mention the glaring grammatical error in the title of the post .... True ... but we all know the who it was ... Keep the tube ... Wait , you've watched it more than once ? .... Hmph , now that i understand it , it wasnt that funny at all yeah I wasn't aware Starcraft was in need of saving I find it odd how so many people have an issue with males playing female characters in a video game . I choose a female character type in every video game I play , when the choice is given , for the simple fact that if I'm going to be staring at the back side of somebody for hours on end I'd prefer those pixels have some nice curves rather then some man cans . Though admitedly it does make getting hit on by male NPCs a tad awkward . Yeah , every time my skateboard gets wet I have to re-griptape it . There are IMO's in KC and Mid-Mo , too , ya know . sounds drastic why ? ! why would you put that as the title ? ! Haha , I read that quote a while ago and I didn't feel one way or the other about it , but in a recent interview he said Paul Simon was a better songwriter than Dylan . the point is all random all middle .. thats the point .. At first I was like , oh college , and then I was like like I find it quite depressing that if you type " Kobayashi " into Youtube , the top 10 results are for Takeru Kobayashi , hot dog eating champion It's a 9.8 on the You haven't read the bill . And you're right , wanting the government to protect its citizens from things it already considers illegal is " narrow self interest . " I totally thought that was recent . But a quick google search reveals many articles from this time last year . > Free drinks amongst men is a big time faux pas No Dinosaurs soo many comment but only one upvote Michael Bolton disapproves . I just had my exam on reactions this past Tuesday and thanks for bringing back the paranoia and frustration . I lost it when he got up for the hug and his expression went from My girlfriend's just started having surf lessons ... This article is poorly written , the author is biased , and obviously isn't educated on the topic . It saddens me to see this on my front page , especially from / r / space . Did you sap my sentry ? The Bitter End is nothing close to a hole in the wall , it's a tourist / bro bar two blocks from the MAX tracks with seating for over 75 people Learned this in my grade 9 Science class . Once I got an OKC message with , " Let me see ... " as the subject line . I clicked on it ( naturally ) to see the rest of the message , and it was , " ... that tight ass that needs to be ripped up . " Agreed , but I think that racism is on the rise . Racism isn't anything new in Scandinavia , some of the older generation are pretty racist . My grandad calls black people ' negroes ' I jus tbusted out laughing in the cafeteria at work and had to explain the reason for laughter to a group of old men , I got a bunch of I did something like this in the sixth grade with a small rubber hat to one of my younger brothers toys . I used it like a suction cup and the only difference is that I placed it on my forehead for a good fifteen minutes . I had a nice purple hickey on my forehead and yes it was during a school week ... Good times Yes . It's the third post in the front page of / r / atheism . Oh man you guys , I just watched jesus camp ; let me make a post on reddit and tell everyone how much I hate christians ! Because , you know , we don't have enough threads like that . I installed it , and it put an icon on my desktop ... and ? Oh , is that it ? That's your contribution to the discussion ? Alright then . Hermmm ... this article makes a few interesting ( but already well-known points ) , but towards the end it seems like the research was done primarily through watching The Social Network rather than looking at any sort of larger data . Bunk psychology at best Our last president Obamacare . Close enough , right ? What do you mean , " you people " ? Windowed mode I must agree with the you're not living up to your user name So the people are getting fined $ 11,000 for not taking their flight and ~ ~ going home . ~ ~ Redditor for only 15 hours ... born after 1993 I see multiple profiles would be nice . instead of just silent and ring . being able to keep emails / texts to silent , and vibrate if the phone rang would be awesome . but I don't want to have to change every setting every time . I know there's a program called myprofiles ( jailbreak only ) , but $ 5 for something that every other phone does naturally is ... * redditor for 3 hours * So you're saying r / Seattle is just for downtown and not for the surrounding area ? Its turning into a swastika Hey , my girlfriend loves to game too ! We must have found them at the ends of the earth . I barely saw mine for about 2 weeks straight after Fallout : New Vegas came out , and then she transitioned straight into COD Black Ops . Let's just say I haven't been getting my " needs " taken care of very much recently .... " As a man , you want to be in control , and you can achieve this by dating a dumb girl . For example , a girl from Long Island . " - - I live above earth in a big rocket ship You are ADORABLE , and your I honestly don't even know what I was going for here . showing off your hot sister on reddit → Wow → WHO'S CUTTING ONIONS ! ? * Hey , * you didn't withhold your opinion at all ! I hope that was intentional . Four gigabyte hard drive ? Yeah . I saw the first one . I see this every day on the LIE ip banned from a video game . i have a bunch of people telling me i can do it and can't do it and i dont understand .. I was standing outside a nightclub the other day with a group of people my age ( early twenties ) . Someone made a joke about Communism and someone else goes " relax , there haven't been any commies since the 70s . " I instantly went Seriously , here I am in my toga and pileus setting up my lectisternium at the temple to Saturn and here are all these barbarians with their decorated tree alters to their dead god or whatever . Barbarians I tell you , barbarians Just sayin ' , three out of three were cheating skank ass whores ... and two out of three were " good Christian girls " Clearly , you don't work retail . It's worse than Foxer's marine rush . # 4 may be true , but you better be old . Tubthumping in MIDI That's unless we're here to make plastic , in that case we're doing * * GREAT * * ! LOL yeah Seymour was trying to kill Ben by shoving his nasal cavity up in to his brain , I'm sure that was the plan all along . Who the hell downvotes otters ? I considered being an RA but missed the application date you two are girls , right ? ... * moobs * I'll violently ride YOU to death I would toss down a That's right , creationists , humans are animals too ! At 54 he married a 17 year old . That's not edit I was enjoying my nice meal until this never a frown bit early for christmas isnt it ? ? ? And they closed the registration again , until further notice .. again ... I feel like i'm being watched . Was your response How do you know Title ideas : Discord . Autonomy . this looks shopped . I'm sure if McCain was president , Rachel Maddow , Anderson Cooper , and so on would be so doing that . Good novelty accounts don't have to point out the fact that they're novelty accounts . Yea that's the thing he just stares . Or sometimes he'll go in for a sniff Google search with safe-search off reminded me that Rule 34 exists . Even for your favorite cartoon show , Dexter's Laboratory I was actually quite a fan of the original modern warfare . Then they shrunk the maps , made the unlocks * essential * , and removed dedicated servers . Then I was all But that would mean ... the blowjob was from ... to reiterate : " I wouldn't want you to * see * what an awful dancer I am either . " And modded FALs with stopping power . Your level of comfort rises after the morning alarm goes off ? ... What the hell , it kinda does . " I doubt she thought * twice * about it . " LOL - What does this have to do with being white ? It's a flagella , sir ... Never seen this post before . Hello , guy . Fried food for breakfast , lunch and dinner ? I'm 90 % sure the one with the chainsaw is a man with breasts and I thought the 12 I had when I woke up was bad fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu I lost the game . I believe it deserves one more : 3 years old , crying my eyes out for some reason . My granddad giving me the Dude seriously ... At 6:30 in the morning ? this happened to me , too . Cole meaning coal Exactly ! I'm a huge fan , so people who know me have asked if I'm excited that they're in the iTunes store . No , I finished my Beatles collection when I was in high school . they give you the cup too Fun fact , the scene where the cow flies past the truck ( I believe you mean It's normal to us , but if you asked a normal well-adjusted human being you would get a serious Earn your stripes by actually improving the situation , not bombing the shit out of other countries I'd forgotten about those . Thank you . In physics class in 11th grade , we calculated how fast a marble should be going after rolling down a slope of a fixed length and height and off the edge of a table of known height and used that with the known acceleration of gravity to calculate how far from the table it should land . That marble did not land where it should have This is the worst one I've ever read . I mean you could have at least got rid of the enormous white space around the picture . Tell * me * about it . Almost makes me forget the fact that they weren't willing to fix or even acknowledge the problems with my iPhone 4 . LOL is also frowned upon . Northeastern US ( Detroit They've been here 27 days . Many Please someone tell me how to see these , I've never been able too see one . minus points for the phrase " at le work " Featured , eh ? When I was 15 me and my friend were high . We were both on his bed and I was sitting . For some random reason he laid his head in my lap and I got a boner and he gave me the I see you broke reddit Strategy guide ? I'm not sure whether to appreciate the upvote or No Lovecraft . The Best part about cats is having everything about them reposted on Reddit once a week . Yea , my thoughts exactly . I was like , " Francis ? I am the only Paula I know under the age of forty Entire joke in title Bullets are small . And can travel at speeds less than a second . How's that for * * tiny * * and * * one-second * * fears ? Yes I am . Of course based upon the list given by the OP ( jokingly of course You left out my middle name and I am not amused Is it just me , or is Santa Lulz at giant GPL copyright notice for throwaway two-function code snippet ; almost longer than the code . So om nom nom was from cookie monster and Poke a little bit of fun at me / make a bad joke / something and then when I turn to give you a playful Laozi once said : The * ಠ_ಠ that can be spoken of , is not the constant School today What's up with the swastika ? Plus the two are supposed to be semantically different , particularly across an entire site where element.class could be styled the same but be in a completely different hierarchy . Berners-Lee frowns on OP The first " magic eye " picture I have EVER been able to see in my entire life ... was that second link . We used that turd at my old job I have watched the industry for 30 years from the perspective of a supportive spouse of a financial planner and retail investment broker . I have seen some dirty hands up close and I understand the language of creative opportunism . The current state of our economic affairs is not reflected in the individual or institutional integrity and altruism of saintly finance conscience . Gran Turismo - The realistic driving simulator Fried ? That looks raw to me I'll be in Egypt with my parents , brother and sister . It's going to be a blast for 7 days , I just can't wait to be asked what intership I applied for , and what Master Programm I plan to attend , during all this time I always htought it was stewie ... ( hands + poo + soap = soapy poo hands there , pic #16 up and left ....... Not sure how discreet that would be Broken glass on my living room floor . I think it's because bdf-unifont only works at some font sizes . I had the exact same experience as you . Eventually , I just uninstalled bdf-unifont ( partly to get Good lord why didn't you use the NSFW tag . I opened that in a public place It could do without that music bed . Even * Shades of Gray * ? True , California bud definitely doesn't go as low as 5 euros / g ( $ 6 USD ! Those rows aren't perfectly straight Why can I not find these with the google with the internets ? I am thankful for reddit ! Duct / Duck tape is srs bsns Nice . It still doesn't have I read it three times . At first I was like HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD ! ! Being a redditor for less than a minute , I'm honored to see that your first action as a redditor was to leave this comment . Thanks ! If the other comments in this thread are anything to go by , you're hitting the shops for all the most well known mainstream titles . You can't lose don't you mean $ 700 - $ 1100 a month for rent ? You wouldn't happen to have the bad fortune of not living in US or Asia ? I got all excited , downloaded the game , put up with the ridiculous browser based install only to get a cryptic error message . Some googling later - oopsie - you can't play , Europe This looks like motion capture footage for the infected I am Jimmy Fucking Wales and I disapprove of this Everything . Sounds well reasoned , but you'd need a coordinated team to go with this strategy since Phreak hasn't brought it up yet How do you treat your power cords ? I hope you don't take pick up your laptop and spin it over your head by the cord I liked the fat blonde that gets her salary by wobbeling about in place while holding the belongings of this woman , and doing her best to ignore her . Those are tax dollars well spent I thought the other two were Pokeballs ? Or do you literally mean ' heads ' ... Awwwwwwwwwwww how cute.lol I just hope it wasn't a bunch of dudes i am disappoint . Redditor for 5 minutes My Father wore a Fox News t-shirt .. Nice idea . Shame the thumbnail is of a lamp okay , it was entertaining for a while , then it got all too much I had to go offline My grandpa who is in a assisted care facility said he likes his nurses how he likes his coffee ... hot and black America is the world . And the world's language is English . I don't like it . Wow Rico , you're a genius ! ! Your plan worked ! What's step 2 again ? Oh , yeah , we'll just match the IP addresses to their server locations , and then nail all of em ! Probably the best use of I was 5 seconds away from googling ' broom-rape ' There's a great possibility of a living room to get on fire . You have yet to be bothered by your conscience because of lack of action , and for trolling about it , if something bad does happen . Ohhh , miss universe has received entrants from other planets alright . I'm almost always listening to music on the tube . Twist is , I'm not trying to - it's people with their iPods on full blast subjecting me to their taste in Ke $ ha . You know what to do ... I love these Penny Ar .... Oh look , aliens invaded London .... * again ... * It's Ice Cube ... there some nasty shit on youtube folks , mostly involving invertebrates but nevertheless sickening . I want it . I was eating . * Manchester * . There you go . That logo is slightly more bearable than the other Every Christmas my mom's mother-in-law always buys her clothes that are L or XL . My mom is pretty petite ( S and M ) . My grandma's excuse is always that my mom " has long arms " so she buys the bigger clothes for the monkey arm length . Last Christmas , however , she bought my mom a large vest At first I was shy and tried to pin it on someone else , even pretended to be disgusted . Then I realized most people don't have the balls to voice their discomfort . Like when in a bookstore I'll go stand next to someone reading something and rip a stinky one , about 20 % of people will leave while giving me the How dare you call Dan silly . NotTheDude , you need to relax , especially in r / Buddhism My boyfriend once shouted , " THE MOON ! " right as he came . Would I need a car to get there ? If I go I'm flying east coast to west coast and may not even have my license then . > This is like waiting for someone to post the word " waffles " on reddit so I can be the first one to make a joke about it Is that ... foil in your bowls ? No , it did happen to me . My coworker was the mastermind behind it . He saw the original post on f7u12 ( he's the one who got me hooked on reddit ) and decided to fuck with me while I so kindly went and picked up mexican food for him . Lefty here . Turn it upside down . I was eating . You mean pan right Hmm alright . I saw a Kenneth Cole peacoat that was something like $ 225 was selling for $ 80 after I spent all my money Make sure to give her some of these I agree . This all what you could come up with ? ! " Sloppy code " ? ! Dude ! It's a long document , try scrolling to " California " . Hey , HEY ! That was his sister ? I thought he only had a brother .... While awesome ( and not to be a killjoy ) , I believe the BATFE would classify that as a fletched pipe bomb , and would prob . give a serious I love this version of Hear my train comin ' ! Regular Notepad has find and replace . Even worse , they downvoted rdmorley for giving him the correct answer herp derp lets make a furry social site to compete with Facebook .... oh wait whowantstoknow posted 50 minutes ago . peacock-apocalypse posted 57 minutes ago . Why does everyone misspell Gandhi ? ? ? Yes , I remember that . Don't complain about Cleveland's winters , I live in the Northwest Territories . Really ? So I just found out there's a BTN twitter ... So much for not posting the domain name . redditor for 1 hour I agree with Daniel . cannot be unseen .... I didn't know TSA was win worthy How did you think posting this on Reddit would go well ? this is Hilarious .. I love birds .. they are so bipolar in their moods . I have a pet cockatiel here and he goes from :D to The word " security " is not mentioned once ... phone says its 6:34 You sure that's expanding foam in that coke can there ? Because it's in the comic . I punched the leaves and a sapling fell out . I listen to music really loudly on the bus because I can't hear too well , and when I put Gorguts or something similar on , I get the most classic looks . Lots of this Sure I am One Panini please . Assuming a cat has 9 lives , after 18 half-life cycles , there would be ~ 3.4 * 10E - 5 cat lives left . Then again , if we assume the number of lives can only be an integer , the number would round to 0 lives = close enough . > ( I am even dating a theist studying theology You must be right then No really ... Don't have kids . Or you'll die . You mean this look : Dude , don't pay for porn , please . The people that pay for porn are the ones that get more porn made . NO ! It was an irritating cliffhanger . I did this : Just imagine a vegan going , " Fuck you if you say my beliefs dont line up with vegan dogma , its what is in my heart that count and my heart is vegan . " Then they promptly eat a pound of beef followed by a glass of milk ... No clan , but you can have my spot in the reddit steam group . I ditched it the other night after everyone found out they could post announcements and spammed them . Doofus . The tips require you to use a computer and sit down and stare at your computer ... You better be gone eyes up here buddy I smell a racism .. You mean you didn't copy and paste ? Same here . I'm always a gentleman about it . But there's still a tiny part of me inside that can't help but think > Well played , Raven Software Not Jon Lajoie . Oh boy ... I just can't get enough of the fat , stupid , lazy , obnoxious American jokes . Man , you obviously have no idea what it takes to make a game . Good grief , and I though that Brenniv ín was hardcore . > Man , you obviously have no idea what it takes to make a game . Do it I thought it was supposed to be ironic ... if it isn't , Thanks ! When I was looking at all the responses I was like Well I voted , in Firefox . Then In IE . Then I deleted my cookies and voted again in IE just to make things a little more accurate . First lady of Spain What is this video doing in my r / pics ! Did Ronaldo just push Pep ? > Good Do - Glad that had a happy ending ! The drowning element of it reminded me of this time when I was about 3 or 4 . My parents were gardening , and suffering from caterpillars munching on their plants . They knew I'd have a hissy fit if I saw them squish them so told me that the caterpillars wanted to learn to swim , and directed me to a wheelbarrow full of rain water ... Thank you for wanting a smaller government , Palin . Punched through the glass on a crt ? Oh . You're not kidding . A few more items like this , and I'm gonna start thinking I'm the goddamn batman . Oh jeezas , I had to argue with my housemate who claimed that if I kept opening the microwave door before the microwave was done doing its thing , over time I would get exposed to enough deadly radiation that may cause cancer later in life . I can tell you one thing . They don't have General Tso's Chicken . what did I just watch ? ? Aw fuck , I'm subscribed to one of those channels . Gif ? c'mon man thats my line I checked your post history to see if you were a virgin who posted a lot on r / mensrights and I was right ! The real world's not that scary , the worst reaction you could expect from talking to a lady is Am I really the first to compare its visage to that of a pineapple yeah , and the real # on natural unemployment is more like 12 % , not 5 % . When that dog grows up , it'll realize it should have been worshiping the aliens all along I collect rubber ducks , and everyone always asks me if one of them is a vibrator . What the hell , ruler buyer guy / gal ? You buy a ruler from Amazon ? One ruler ? ! that is just creepy I think by " second one made me think of anal beads Upvoted for sheer tenacity to expect 5 + years experience in an OS only ~ 2 years old . Get away from Commercial Banks and go the route of local savings banks or a credit union . The biggest mistake I ever made was switching from a local savings bank to a commercial bank . Got screwed with fees and restrictions ( apparently you are only allowed to withdraw money from a savings account 3 times in a month or they automatically switch it over to a checking account carrying a monthly maintenance fee Needs more Betraying your country is what you call patriotism ? it would be nice if Some guy asked if Kartika was the best name I could come up with , like I made it myself . When did Sarah Palin start thinking ? Great job guys , troll him . That's really going to help the OP out . That's seven . I feel like I know you too much already before even meeting you He is the face of disappoint ! I had noticed . No kidding , I keep getting timeout errors when i try adding the PPA , and Omgubuntu is down . What's ironic about this is that I tried viewing the link from my school's computer and it blocked it ... The entire internet . I'm not going to be like NSFW ads . ... POWERpuff Girls . Your aunt is awesome ! your cooking skills I was eating . Default Photoshop Outer Glow Colour nice try , Mrs . Clinton I think Ant 32bit is referring to the fact Twonky seems to have a DLNA server built in , which the PS3 likes ( because it apparently doesn't like much else . removing scratches when someone manages to crash a shopping cart into my car .... So you're the reason why my turbo takes so long to spin up . I dislike grammar nazis , but confusing * are * and * our * is just unacceptable . Cue several submissions of " No , Fuck everything about THIS level ! " I'm currently doing the same thing with a hoodie . I looked over a few minutes ago and freaked out thinking someone was in my room . Am I allowed to disregard your point of view because you user name and succeeding comment left me with You're probably just drunk You're probably just reddit troll account This bear has seen her tibbers . I spent a few hours last night pillaging mob spawns with my friends , and we went sailing for miles and I made a I am taking control of my destiny . " I'll tell you when you are done microwave ... You and your buddy clock don't tell me shit . " I think I just got trolled I've developed and maintained a dota / warcraft remapping tool , got about 2.000 . 000 downloads ... about $ 100 in donations Don't post shit from tabloids . It may be good information by fluke but they have terrible journalistic standards in general . This should NOT be on / r / science * Who asked you to join in ? * Jane Eyre is " early British Literature " ? One drink per hour ? oh thank god that the thing we're talkin about in this picture . I noticed it and then thought : " naaaa that's just some airport machinery chit that's supposed to be like that , OP must be talking about the This is the only good excuse to turn away Wikileaks . To NeilaTidder : decent ? its a press of the mold of the cookie cutter Or my " wanna mate ? " texts ... I see what you did there You saw a right-winger's profile on * Facebook * ( \ * ` grumble , grumble , \ * ` grumble , grumble , You have five too many upvotes Dwarf Fortress has an Adventure Mode I found the new maps to be too ' open ' . More than once it was a simple sniping fest . PS3 . I don't think it will happen though . My wife gives me one of these when I ask for it .. Cool , I'm from Caesarea . We're practically neighbors ! Blue Bus hummus tastes kind of ... sulfury though , not a big fan . Tahini is a superior foodstuff anyway . No kidding . This comes up in every one of these threads , and if someone did that to me I would Thanks for throwing off the curve That's not what AKA means Out of stock ... Damn you and you Woopi quotes Wasn't too cold for the pizza guy ... But never hilljews . What if you're 40 ? Using state of the art technology and science to create a theme park that denies scientific evidence contrary to what the theme park is about ? Does your mother know she is Sarah Palin ? Björk is from Iceland . Sure anytime , I knew you did as do I Correlation does not imply causation wat . srs ? Yeah , at first I was definitely Trust me , she is NOT trolling . She bitched about college algebra being hard . NASA = > What did you eat Or maybe the question should be , what did the elephant inhale My motto is " if they can't outsell Justin Bieber , they are not getting onto my playlist " ... It looks like child porn > Black people You're really missing the truly egregious part of this story . Wow , not even one of them looks even remotely like SQL injections did not originate in XKCD . Is that a nefarious link named so people will * think * it's for card games ? Likely everyone turned will turn back once Dracula dies Dude ... The wiki does not say millions . ... says BritishEnglishPolice . Fucking buzzkill ! Mangina ? Really ? I'll have a word with / r / Frugal My company sent out a mass mailing saying computers that have accessed wikileaks needs to be reformatted and any saved info must be purged for the same reason Your girlfriend is george 1984 ? And that makes it acceptable by some people's lights . Not to mention it was a goalie and defenseman VS two forwards . No . My boss just told me 15 minutes ago that they are going to try to increase the level of the job by two levels to attract people as good as me now that I am leaving . Gasp ! This unicorn was just a narwhal ! I am disappoint . i have a feeling Polarenvy was joking i like the squares better And yet you're getting the upvotes as I get downvoted .. You may still not get it . my brother in vegas has one cat that attacks you to get close enough to drink out of the spray bottle . wait ... you're asking us to spam federal employees w / cablegate ? normally yes . but , my comment was just that good .. nevertheless .. - 17 After showing my friend ( Yankee fan ) this he said " LOL those should be the Yankee's permanent jersey since they win all the time " Even worse , " African American " is the Greek label for * any * black person . Anybody that reposts this in a different subreddit for karma has absolutely no shame . I'm sure soapier gets plenty of business from reddit , we're just trying to get by . Dammit Queensland , I thought we ’ d * all * moved past this phrase The blue guy's a bit of an idiot ... It seems to seem that way . I'm not particularly close to Blue , and there's good reason . He can be a bit of an idiot most of the time . You really should change the title to " A slut , seriously ? What responsible parenting My errant cursor . " Still a virgin ? " At first I was : That looks awful . I'm rock hard . Blue and Orange contrast this is so fucking old I see no cocoa . I am beginning to doubt your claims of cocoa . knees and ankles Only for GT5P ? couldn't resist could you ? I'm serious . Like this : What do you call a group that inspires , provokes , funds , and trains a terrorist ? The FBI . This music isn't in Minecraft . Luk makes my brain hurt . I don't think I've stayed awake through an entire class in months . Belote's class is usually time for Angry Birds , even though he's a much better teacher . I'd like to take your comment seriously * * The_Analrapist _ * * Way to single-handedly solve that nature vs . nurture debate ... obviously scientists and psychologists have been wrong for years No ... John Galt from " Atlas Shrugged " by Ayn Fucking Rand . It seemed pretty cool until they started spinning the baby around like a centrifuge Didn't exist in MW2 . In MW1 and W @W , it was a red perk , which meant it was usually not seen often except in hardcore because Stopping Power , Jugernoob , and Camouflage were more useful . MW2 tried to replace it with One Man Army , and we all know how well that worked out ... haha , they were implying that the new medal of honor was a good game Is that supposed to be Acropolis ? Change your profile picture on facebook ... I know , right ? I came in here expecting to find a wealth of new fap material . At what difficulty did this occur ? If it's anything higher than Settler , I am appalled . Normally I play on Emperor and the best unit upgrade I'd receive from ancient ruins is a warrior upgraded to a spearman . I thought these three were going to be the hardest levels in the game ... and then I got to Cotten Alley Dark World out of stock til christmas That's what Dinkleberg wants you to do You let a woman beat you up for a year ? Come on . As if we wouldn't find out about those little escapades of yours in Naples . The object oriented successor to C is Objective-C , Seriously . Giant unviewable picture , but no recipe ? THAT'S NOT A WITTY PUN " What do you call a black guy who flies planes ? " " A PILOT . This is where I went As a former member of the undergraduate female population , I resent that His voice and mouth-breathing is so annoying I almost couldn't finish this I'm not laughing .. because it is not funny ! What's not to like ? Karma whoring . I think you didn't get the question ! I'm just not confident to start a normal relationship , because I think that my background may be a problem . and by the way , WTF man ? ! I'm not going to ask someone to get me married off Hmm . Did you guys realize that there are hundreds ... No wait , probably a thousand naked women on the internets ? lol . If you guys knew Ammie , i'd understand How did you get in my world ? You're a hero ! :/ This is what self posts are for . I got the typical under heavy load image when attempting to view this thread > The marks and smudges are really difficult to get off Except the Sith . $ 525 in US , £ 550 in UK Odd , mine stays on This causes BlackHitler to My room was beside my parent's room growing up . I take it you don't have an issue calling black people niggers either do you ? Who ever wrote this is one sick f * ck I was like " I wonder if I'm the first one to do a Ninja Turtle ! " ... * Google , google * ... fuck bitches * I thought about it , but my wife and four children would Gah ! I even searched Reddit and Tineye for this URL ; nothing else came up . Yeah , that seems to have been working out for everyone . That's doesn't count as coffee I am NOT a sir . Ummm , did you call the Michael Jackson boxed set a bad gift ? For shame , for shame . Yes , on the inside I am as cold , dark , and bleak as outer space . why ... why thank you . It's really AT & T's fault , they're crippling their Android phones to make the iPhone look more appealing That's what I suspect will ultimately happen : Fringe division realizes that Walternate is hell-bent on a war while our Walter just wants twizzlers and pastires , and then they go back to Walternate all Thats a really messy cake . My dad is black and my mum is a sheep . a picture of you fapping with the power glove ? Look likes butt I didn't do my work to be honest . Plus the teacher wasn't always my biggest fan.We once had a test on systems of linear equations and I solved them using Gauss-Jordan elimination and Cramer's Rule . She refused to give me credit because we didn't learn those methods in class . I work as tech support , EVERYONE says " cash-ay " . It makes me Yeah , I'll admit that was a crappy title . Kari Lehtonen gave the officials a real-life look of disapproval ( I think the one on the right is making kissylips . I'm not even an advocate of reaganomics , but that video was downright dishonest . Seriously dishonest stuff there . I've seen plenty of people argue against Raegan policies well , but she certainly isn't arguing it well . Best if ? So you ate it on the best day ! ( I hope Overuse of I don't remember Jason Bourne getting caught / surrendering in any of the movies Is there any other player alive whose only expression is That's nothing . My high school math teacher also had a PhD , but it was in women's studies . I just discovered that someone with the same real name as me is making a duckface on her Bone Thugs-n-Harmony website profile . Stop talking bad about my country First 3 comparisons I was like wow . Last one I was At first I lol'd ... then I thought of my mom ... ... How is this relevant ? I see what you did there Hire my girlfriend ... Yeah absolutely , I know there are people more in need than I am so pick and chose as you please , I will take no offense . I feel slightly greedy even asking Thanks ! But the worst part is pausing to breathe and the face twitching You're not sorry You are not a shaftee . Seriously people it is 1 day past the deadline for shipping .. shit happens . Give them a little time and if nothing comes by the 25th , then feel free to bitch and moan . Until then , wtf Jeeze , I've seen this conversation over this username before ... and I still lost my shit when I saw the The expression on that guy's face = Legit Wrestling What did he think you were doing in there ? I was never one for Star Wars ... I thought it was well thought out and shit , but I never got into it even though I watched all 6 . That's terrible . Being black is * * * NOT * * * a learning disability . ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ O wow this is a nice music video nice location nice gir ... Redditor for 20 minutes . You are ... If you told me you liked group projects I would If you split this up into three different posts , you could have triple the karma Doesn't he have a touch-screen phone now ? I'm pretty sure there were a few scenes where he was using it with his kill gloves on they actually used logic that time ? out of everything else in the series , why that ? I see what you did there yep , especially since I'm going to Nashville , TN for a job interview tomorrow . Captain using a shield over a 2 handed weapons ... > Is there a way to get this face Regular price : 9.99 $ cleaver girl ? Explain yourself Punchline in the title . my brain does not compute ... when I'm a little wastesd I bet loads of insanely over and under qualified people applied for that and they didn't even get to look at your application Paper plate ... on the burner .... Miller lite ? Seriously ? Just my mother . Oddly enough both her and my cousins mother recommend my cousin contact me . So far all I have in response to that is Being a newbie , I bought a brand new 5lb brushed aluminum tank . I gave it to my roommate to go get filled , and he comes back with some crap hand-painted turd-blue tank well now you get some straight from new orleans . It only worries me now because you mentioned it At first I was like You just made one Mhmm ... with the exception of the 9 months expired hard ice tea I'd say he lucked out , that's 1.5 years worth now ZvZ isn't much better . Replace Tanks with Mutas and you've got the same story Nook the Crook . Oh yeah , those minotaurs with the horse body and human torso who are proficient with bows and astrology . I can't go into any rooms without almost everyone having mics . I wish the muting system in the lobby was a little faster instead of waiting until I'm in game . Otherwise I'll hear a flurry of " faggot , " " nigger , " " spic , " or " OMGISTHATAGIRL ? " arrrrrrrghhh .... Braaaains ..... I mean No i'm not No thin sections ? 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Nice try , moiagain So how long until someone changes their name to That's it . My new signature is Why is it that I always remember the meaning of * lmgtfy * after I clic the link There's nothing close to this series ! Every time I see or read a Batman comic , I think of this series and Kevin Conroy's voice ! Above the influence ? Just admit that you want to learn it because of Firefly . Our CEO wants a flash intro page for our new website , could not be talked out of it , and now it's happening . I finally got sick of them , and put " Wikileaks " and " Assange " into Reddit Filter Plus . Then you go and sneak them back through anyway . We should flood amazon , paypal , visa , and mastercard with As the person who gets to clean up that kind of mess : Bad bushel ! This applies to me far more often than I would like . This has happened far too many times While I agree with your sentiment , I just can't help but For things I type that aren't on a standard American keyboard layout ( Yes . They are . I assumed she was giving the I know , I was just playing along . Now you ruined it . * * Generic American Band * * : Guys ! We found a our new lead guitarist ! He's from japan and shreds fuckin ' hard ! Here , listen ! See ? Awesome right ? * knock ! knock ! * Oh here he is now ! < opens door > Competitive soldier without a shotgun ? I think I will call him Evil Brandon , because as much as we can argue the alter-people are just fighting for what they believe is right , he was going to harvest Olivia's organs out of her alive is this guy trolling us ? What a bullshit cover I missed you ! .... by about five inches . at 263 yards according to this range finder . You named your rocket lawncha " BOSS NIGGER " ? When I was 17 , I had an interview for a caretaker job at a cemetery . 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I normally had some sort of sarcastic remark when my conservative grandmother would raise that statistic . My comment's meant to be read with this look : Yeah the money is really a teeny tiny part , it's not like it's hurting my wallet . It just bugs me that we're waiting for me for 15 seconds , then I'm expected to heal to full when they could have been eating during those 15 seconds . And then I have to drink again . * Usually * . I just looked up the cracked article the claim came from - They ' forgot ' to say these hallucinations only accur within dreams .... Now this is mixed martial arts . ... not the mixed dry humping they seem to always do . I was repulsed by the fact that he might have a incestuous relationship with Lux , and then Getting a controller for the looks ? At first I was like oh for christ's sake ... Ironically I'm like the opposite of the WoW-obsessed stereotype . 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I wonder if copy-paste works ... drowning ( ? ) from inhaling too much placenta fluid while in the womb . I was supposed to be born a day earlier but the damn doctors in mexico thought my mom and I were fine ... Fuck that . My parents told me the same . I'm 24 and still afraid to touch bellybutton I check / r / creepy every night before bed ... what ? it helps me sleep The constant punning is starting to flex my patience .... You did not answer the OPs question Hey CNN , remember when you used to report the * news * ? You don't ? Neither do I at this point . Holy shit , dude . At least nobody pointed out the bible says she has to marry him . There's also a few that have a red This was about four years ago and I don't know what to tell you . Why the fuck would I lie about food stamps ? " I want dudes who ... have some serious fucking skills . " You kid about these things , but I really really want that . Bioshock 2 is 10 $ for the US but 25 $ for Aus . My troll meter is going to 11 right now ...... I'm pretty sure I read something on here before about someone dying , and someone else getting ahold of that person's login information to facebook and continuing to update their status , among other things . We were double trolled by Ohio weather . The promise of a small snow storm helped ease the pain of not seeing the eclipse . I wake up this morning to absolutely no snow ! These aren't even animals anymore . What you mean " you people " , you racist bastard ! Yes . I even tracked them on the tracking site and saw that 6 were going to my town of ~ 10k households . I got hopelessly excited . Dat address ..... ... or transforms into a shirtless , whining bitch It's * always * sunny in Philadelphia . No , for Or an Australian ? Why is he always STARING like Good thing that last bit is horribly sexist and implies women don't ever want to have sex . Most excellent ! Although i'm not quite sure as to why you decided to draw goatse too This title made me think of ... something else he could've decorated it with . People are posting their values but not upvoting . Nice affiliate link Awww , look at the the pretty reindeer with its cute little red ... " 2 seconds ago " I recognize this maze ... Thank you Anywhere else and you would cry rape Think of it as your * * punishment * * for pirating games . Flobots , Trainspotters , Mr . Metaphor , Atmosphere , Nujabes , Coltrain , House , shit man you gotta do some exploring on your own to get the most of it . Go to youtube , hit up an artist or genre that you like , and just click on some of the stuff in the sidebar ( NOT VIVO Internet Explorer ? It makes me think of Lacuna Coil Only on your phone . websites ? How do I sign up for the So now we steal youtube comments ? how does it look ? One vagina that fits four penises I " missed " it too . I got one for myself , but didn't have enough cash to get it for my GF . If anyone has a copy and is willing to sell it for roughly what it was .. or gift it . I'd be very thankfu - haha .. who am I kidding How did they find that out ? Gnomish researchers . You're not . You should've recored her reaction when you asked her to do this . Why isn't your stick figure juggling chainsaws ? > I was fooled with the prince of persia sale . one of the games has this DRM and I was not happy about it . I hadn't noticed until AFTER i made the purchase . Nice try OPs fianc ée New tactics ... like drakes ! and more drakes ! Great , now we can double the number of shitty " vintage " photos on the web " Proud African-American Woman ? " wtf . I'm a strait dude , and I can acknowledge when a guy is attractive or well built , no homo , but there is just something off about this . You could knit a sweater with the amount of hair he has . Why are all the girls white . I vote for a giant So is it worth watching ? All i know is it has that song that everybody and there mum uses in a youtube video . Yes . totally too radish Corollary ? It is really quite simple , you just Scary as hell ... Site with pop up full screen video ad with sound . Frames per second ? What does this have to do with - - I wish OP would stop being unmotivated and pick someone . I'm dying to know what honesty is There are errors which never go away ... the supervisor is ever watchful . It is a dreadful thing - full of comment-less loops and cryptic variable names . And the very editor you use lacks find / replace . Not with ten thousand monkeys could you do this . It is You shouldn't store coffee in the refrigerator . Invite ... try carry ... Can you tell me how do to that ? A sexual bond which never includes safe sex , and ALWAYS includes teh AIDS . She'll be like Testing , testing ... The bitch killed cereal guy . Not cool As a web designer ; this about matches every computer illiterate marketing person I've ever dealt with What about the POWER BOTTOMS ? TIL the " plus sized Hot Topic " goes from " Hot " in the name to one letter away from " Horrid " . Dead fucking serious . Please enlighten me as to me why this wouldn't work , granted your obviously superior intellect . I almost downvoted for misogyny , but decided it was funny . It was good spirited , right ? My girlfriend forced me to show her what I was laughing at . She gave me a look of disapproval ... You can haz FEMA camp too ! Have to catch me first ! ┌ ( Is that tree topper ... what I think it is ? Nah man . Nothing against how you talk . You might want to pick some of your words more carefully , like laughing about your casting partners rabies dog You might want to get that check engine light looked at . And * what * pray tell do you use your other sock for ? I lol'ed at the guy spamming having almost twice as many deaths as the guy he was spamming about . Metal for the win , metalcore however Me too . On his list of problems he stated " Pop was flat " . I woke up in an armchair ( great mental image of my unconscious body being arranged in it by a bored nurse ) and was released about ten minutes later . My mom had to steer me to the car as I reeled drunkenly around , completely confused . I had a couple of pieces of cotton for the blood but they came out on the sign . Maybe we should've gotten a different doctor . ... And Howard just did the asshole move of the game . Threw the ball at a Spurs player's head for it to go out of bounds . It was funny but still ... that's what feet are for Dwight . That's what I thought .... Them's fighting words round here 7th picture in is the best I see what you did there ... Ok even the kotaku link says it came from reddit . hey ! stop using logic ! By trying to seduce your friends boyfriend ? Insanely hot chick playing 360 QED is probably the most rigourously tested physical theory in existence . yup protein powder . can get it in different flavours too . veggies SHOULD use it too . i find it makes more sense and tastes better than tofu Ok , all of you .. get out ! Out ! Sometimes my Lego blocks were wet and smelled funny . It was one of my childhoods great mysteries . This explains a lot . Really ? All borderlands 50 % off EXCEPT GOTY edition ? Cultural . Why do American girls always make the duck face ? This was a pretty lame conclusion to the qualifiers . Especially since the qualifiers were supposed to bring out the best of Reddit , to play against the pros . Even worse : in the cast , Psy shamelessly flaunts his skill-less drone cheese with not a shake in his voice . We will be sending a Psy some to pin ? More like ಠ_ The proof is in the pudding I live in Czech Republic . Beer is the cheapest of the beverages . something's fishy about all these 24ths , where's all the * * cake * * ? ? And you tell us this on Christmas day when Santas are no longer required for a year ? Forever alone . 1.9 hours on record played Boy , I thought my birthday ( the 12th ) was close enough to Christmas to get irritated with this . Then I found out my friends birthday is on Christmas and I was like " You poor bastard . " I don't think I've ever NOT gotten the " birthmas " gift . Man , great to know . You should have said that BEFORE or WHILE it was on sale , though No kidding ! My mom found out I was researching options for birth control and was all ... but I read somewhere that it was Cyrillic good ol ' fashion rascism ... Olivia Wilde ... Daddy Tanner ? Swipe card . Enter pin . Decline car wash . Accept * Want receipt * ? Pump gas . Look for receipt - FAIL , * See clerk for your receipt . * * Redditor for 54 minutes Let's not forget that we don't need a lecture Stop downvoting each other , that's against the spirit of the thread and reddiquette . I've been known to enjoy a " horrible " game now and then . There are a few games I really like that all my friends give me a In the OP + 1 to all skills didn't seem useful to you ? When that thing takes a shit or pisses on the carpet ... Well , I disapprove . your parents ? plural ? It's alright ! I thought it was a six at first as well . Then I was like , Only 25 % off Civ V .... A Ukrainian named Carlos ... Interesting The verdict is : funny if you actually got him a macbook pro and gave it to him afterwards , otherwise : Don't do that , Santa's watching i meant Mass Effect ... get your mind outta the gutter This isn't really in the holiday spirit Tell me you're not trying to seduce the female characters so you can get some digital nookie and we'll get our head out of the gutter ... He is going to troll you back ... Dumb move I might try this . I just spent the last 3 hours in the car with him . It was snowing and the kitten screams were no longer amusing . My parents put one of my gifts into a motor oil box . I ripped off the wrapping paper and my dad goes , * * " Motor oil , merry christmas ! ! " * * When that thing takes a shit or pisses in the toilet ... Oh . Im stupid . I upvoted him I can count up to a small number of objects instantly , and then get weirded out when someone gets close to them and goes " One ... Two ... Three ... Four ! " . ' and ' requires that both are true , and only shortcircuits if silly is false . At first I was like My Mum has better Internet connection than I can get in the center of America's 3rd largest city . And she lives on a tiny island in the middle of the Irish Sea where there is only a single provider of Internet access this whole sale has been You found the only flaw in my plan The strangest thing for me about is you saying you were taking a dump but then you suddenly mention you were " thrusting " too . Unless you were * * jerking off while taking a dump * * Ok , next best solution , if he appears to be dragging feet about going to work , hit him with a I usually pass them angrily and glare at them until they notice this expression on my face : So ... what do you do when you run out of underwear ? no numpad on laptop Drugs ? Wait ... Wish my ex-wife had been as understanding of my gaming . And this is why we can't have nice things . Fish Tacos thats actually a valid SSN I'm in Moncton ; I hope I don't get trapped at work . Haha . i know the same problem ..... oh wait i don't Just imagine what * Reddit * would be like if everyone were Redditors Wow , that really adds to the conversation - thank you very much ! Fortunately at my store we can listen to our own music before 7 ; that means we only have to put up with the normal stuff for 5 hours a day Me too . People like you . What a coincidence , I live just outside of Dallas . From what I've seen , it's really not a rivalry ... it's just Californians bitching about how lame TX is compared to CA and how they only moved down here is because the houses are bigger and cheaper than in CA . I really don't see who's winning the argument there . If you get WoW you'll be banished from / r / gaming and we'll all assume you died a shameful death Where the hell is this 09STOCKHOLM141 cable ? I can't find it among the wikileaks cables Posted 19 minutes ago and then everything after that is a troll fest " error " ... / r / Technology - mention anything negative about Microsoft and prepare for the downvotes . Ambient / Triphop Indeed . Cleverbot once told me it was " Rune from Norway " Nothing wrong with a biology degree We need details on his alleged [ 10 ] . I think most people don't look at usernames ... I know people automatically assume I'm a guy unless otherwise stated or they pay attention to the name . Doesn't bother me ... I also assume everyone is male unless their name is girly . Sometimes even the girly names Friends reference ? and you guys ever wonder why it's always morning already when you wake up when that happens ? weird eh ? i asked my teacher in 7th grade what the " MJ " in her name meant , she just looked at me all like You should be . You should not be tasting this man's daughter Even Michelle ? ! In space there is no age of consent . ... Last name poor kid > He's a strong Christian too so I don't think he gets what they're about ... Though my Link post is merely comedical , I have decided to field your comment . You are correct I do vote , however I hold no delusions that my singular vote holds weight nor actually influences who is going to fill that office or position , how they obtain office or position seems relatively out of the " people's " hands ; Furthermore no delusions that any of those individuals actually have the " people's " interests in mind when making decisions , representing us . Smartass You're in my r / gaming , reminding me of HoNrage . You somehow copied the alt text in the URL . No , that's not right . I'm not native speaker , but after reading reddit a lot I even catch myself on confusing " week " and " weak " That , sir , is not an anti-joke . As of this morning , JFK was supposed to open up again at 4pm . Update from FAA.gov just now : " Due to SNOW-SEE NOTAMS , the John F Kennedy International Airport ( JFK ) was closed as of Dec 26 at 08:17 PM EST . The date / time when the airport is expected to reopen is not known . " How would you know ? I will now . wait a second , I was not upvoted . Maybe you guys should've just paid your fucking tickets Ambiguous pronoun Animal cosmetics testing I see it this way : " Wow , you just rolled 5 people in a row ? You must be really good . That mothership rush was amazing . No , no , no , we can't have you going against these noobs anymore . Here is some people two levels above you , because thats obviously where you belong.You can thank me later =) . Oh and .... I wouldn't mothership rush anymore , if I were you . Unlike your previous opponents the people in this league don't take to kindly to that . * * I believe you mean : > Same here . Right down to the clementine . Wait , are you me ? That doesn't look like Jack Stephan . so .... Sham Wow is faux chamois ? Great Deal ! Even better , get it at Best Buy and you can get the protection package for only $ 19.99 ! and here on Long Island as well ... but then again , if it rains over here this is how people react . Word . That would explain most of the 90s Kyrgyzstan : Y U OWE $ 6MILLION so what is rep . Ralph Hall's favorite song ? just what is happening in one of my favorite subs ? This is the most appropriate usage of " Rapid fire ARMA II You're the ... nerd of the family ? You're really pretty . Manf's comment was epic your I was pretty sure I was adopted , and that everyone around me knew this and tried not to get me to notice . When I'd go outside with my grandmother and someone we knew said I look a lot like my dad , I'd be like " Thanks for the Spoiler Alert - now I will never achieve Nirvana . 4 hours ago now , post was 6 hours ; naturally a novelty made for this post BARetta M92F SINGLE action ? My Beretta is displeased There's 5 results ... * survivor * of Just Cause , The Motion Picture , here ... At first I was 2 friends like this . Hmmm ... ours are all on hard drives that are only accessible by supervisors . The officers shouldn't be able to do anything to the recordings you're not foolin ' anyone OP . … I don't think I've ever seen someone FTFY themselves . I had a math and physics teacher I was friends with and really respected in high school . Now having more knowledge of physics and science in general , I now realize many of the answers he gave me are just plain wrong . The thing that sticks out most in my mind when I asked how rockets could accelerate in space with nothing for the exhaust to push against . He told me that the rockets carry large supplies of oxygen , ejected some oxygen , and then push off of that . I like the part where americans ( I just assume you are ) use the term " consumer grade " when it comes to full automatic guns . BenTheTank asks for fittit's opinion about stripping for money and the only two people who apparently have real experience are being downvoted Yeah weird , what's the deal ? He's talking about raking in $ 30k * * for a charity * * , you retards . Unless of course there's autodownvoting going on , in which case , Who asked to be accepted ? What ? Are you an angry smoker who feels threatened ? At first , I was like - * * yeah i spend the whole game trying to tap Cass Ass and then they show me the ending wow i thought this was awesome until i read the comments ... HEY ! I live in Denmark , like right now ... You mean ... oh ... wait ... Effing jenkren just c-c-c-c-combo braker'd an awesome thread . Or perhaps those CR48 boxes ? Ah . Touche . I guess I'm just used to using imgur for any links I submit You guys sure are nice . Redditor for 41 minutes ... your choice of words ... i heard they had considered an American remake of this movie . with the main character being played by ....... wait for it ...... Will Smith ? She is pretty hot . Too bad she got her boobs done I used to work at Michaels . I remember your type . I wasn't being serious . we are disappoint . this . Y U NO ALLOT DL's OVER 1,000 SOUNDCLOUD " Hey guys , I don't like what this guy is producing . Therefore , it's bad . I am a very serious art person Blue Ribbon ... What's wrong with flip flops ? Looked at the thumbnail and was like Clicked on the link and I was like Last reply no more . You complain that there is no love shown to good people but if you look at reddit as a whole most would upvote a story dealing with a " good person " . How about instead of complaining about people cleaning up their act , you find some stories of good people and post them . Better yet go out and create your own story and post that rather than just being a whiny baby about not getting the pat on the back you so deserve for " never having done anything wrong " I read " All of his big tits " . just don't down vote the poor man ! ( maybe you didn't but he's gotten a few ) Fucking hell ... I can actually * smell * that line . I liked the part at the end where everybody was all like Why did you like the guy who picked his nose Shit , I didn't even notice that . Looks like someones dog pissed in our snowchomps mouth ! Did he die ? NerdOpinionShow should have anticipated the popularity of / r / AskReddit . In before 8 AM EST Wednesday and no inclusion . John Frusciante , Jack White , Tom Morello . As far as the first one goes , I wasn't really a huge fan of The Edge . I think Frusciante would've been the better choice for the effects based guitarist . Although The Edge does use a lot of effects , I once saw a video of him on youtube where he didn't know what he was doing , and he needed a techie to help him with everything .... even changing his guitar Saku and A . Le Coq in the same freezer ! ? If you are punctuating and capitalizing things , you are not a [ 9 ] . Don't over embellish Didn't realise that gas was renewable . Colin Farrell ... Not Imgur . Cancelled if she didn't order * enough * ? I never noticed that before . I think you may have ruined Dexter for me . You are a mean man . That's a ... lot of emphasis on firearms ... So you put pictures of me and my friends in them instead ? Yeah , like how all those pro-Ron Paul and anti-TSA posts get downvoted . there * EVEN IF I AM WRONG ! Where is the I think some of the charges against him are almost as I think that was his evidence Sometime around 21 , I noticed I am developing a wrinkle , currently a permanent fine line . A laugh line . * * But only on the left side of my mouth . * * redditor for one year Stole your comment ? All you said was " westsyyyyyyde , " which is just what that hand set-up means . You didn't post anything relevant to the joke at all But apparently you can't become " Bestof Fittit " that way . Spend 15 minutes setting up a group of 50 family members for that one shot the mother of the bride " has " to have and have and have every person not in the shot think they can snap a frame so they wont have to buy a copy .... > I guarantee you this person hasn't read them . Heather , I totally know this is you . No bloody way . The open source Radeon drivers are not even worth the download bandwidth . I'll * freely * use what * I * consider best . Now please go to r / cars and tell those guys that no car is any good unless you can build it yourself . ok .. so now I'm seeing where the 200 + downvotes came from .. really ? Her outline of the continents repulses you guys ? ? ? I love heels , and i love sneakers . But sadly , i cannot love these . You could have just asked me my step-dad has said that he would eat wet cat food if he really had to . I'm starting to slightly agree . I hope you're a troll . Just because you don't know what something flying in the sky is does not make it a UFO . Üsually for mé , aside from a few I use semi-often ® , I have to stab at every key on the keyboard until I find it . Gets old ™ . What , I can't have a genuine emotional response from a piece of literature ? Fuck everything about this . George's reaction : DAMMIT THUMBNAIL ... you were really convincing . To be fair its incomprehensible that this situation could occur naturally I am prosecute . Son , I am prosecute . Oh you * knew * , you just didn't know you knew . That website played TWO ads with sound automatically . this is getting old you have too much anger Whoa , Torchlight is still $ 5 ? After they had it on a daily deal for $ 5 6 days ago ? Not eight-year-olds . God knows when you poop ... he watches . the look on his face is a perfect Good recovery ! If he comes onto you ( I'm preempting future jokes with Redditor for 1 hour What happened to the wand ? How about an NSFL tag on this post . A furry ? So let me get this straight ... they let you prop the twin towers up so you can knock them back down ? Who the FUCK downvotes this . aw man , my favorite game of all time ! my copy of this that i've had since i was little just broke the other day , so i went to a local game store to buy another copy . $ 35 ! Evolution is dumb ! Now let's give an example of how dumb evolution is by talking about abiogenesis ! At first I was like I was expecting a load of shit ..... Me too . =/ My grandma asked why I've been single for the last four years . Before I could answer she asked , " What ? Are you gay ? " Gahhhhh . " No . I just suck with women . neither do condoms Talking on the phone while driving is just as dangerous When I read that , I was thinking , " Hey I'll make a Han Solo joke in the comments . " 3 seconds later ... Maybe you aren't as stupid and incompetent as I once perceived . Or maybe you had your man of the house type that . * * I AM AN ATHEIST I am in the same boat , I got mine on black friday and it seems like a month later , T2i comes out . I was all like IT'S TOTALLY FINE . Thank you did anyone else notice that his owl is quite skilled at I didn't know that deductive reasoning was reserverd only for the mensfolk I see what you did there . What's a novelty account ? Shift , dammit ! Shift ! Mixed Fruit Juice on the house . Liquor reddit drama Those were women ! ? ? ! how is NSFW_Full_Stop not here ... Can you fuck How do you know what a pig in pain sounds like ? I'll be damned . An atheist song that sounds exactly like Christian Contemporary music . > watch everyone buy idle accounts as well ... right " I had to sell my car and take out an equity loan on my house to buy this book " It is " When the bird flaps twice , Cuckoo Cuckoo . < Its Sh @rmie > . I would like to know . * What , do you also make him cook dinner ? I'm so glad that is now in my internet cache . Oh hey , how did you know my loadout I was using the other day when the EA rank servers were down . ... You ACTUALLY watched A Serbian Film ? Is that guy rolling around an E . T . doll in that stroller ? It's obviously woo , but Wikipedia only states that it was historically used for medicine , and that it was used in Germany until the 2nd World War as a teething aide , but not why usage stopped . Further googling rendered almost nothing except parenting forums going nuts over the necklaces ... All his comments is racist and No ... That's not the purpose of trying to stop . My mom got these for our whole family for Christmas . Fat jokes of the man that brought you all of this ? Great sales , great customer service and a sense of humor ? A downvote for suggesting useful books that directly address this issue ? yes . i hated its concept and existence I was thinking you were a guy the whole time , so when you got to the dress I was all like I got divorced this year , \ m / Redditor for one day . I hate you all moving parts So the knife was found in her purse instead of lunchbox and her parents refuse to sign a release on her school records so that the school can defend themselves against a media backlash . Not an animated gif ? Of course I can drive , I crashed before I got to the roundabout .... I missed digg They're emulating my Sunday ads . How delightful . Well , you mentioned it first . Hardly anyone really drinks it , as far as I know it is used for health reasons , apparently for your digestive system ; but noone would drink it just ' cause they're thirsty My mom gambles on that site . This woman is a dumbass TSA : Sir , why is there a ziplock bag of what appears to be a white powdered substance in your bag ? Deleting your comment because it received too many downvotes ? Out of topic : Hur ofta får du where is this list I got a 12 . wait is that a sexual innuendo You do realise it's a joke and no one would seriously thing it's made in a factory . Who the fuck would drink $ 20 milk ? > ( double negative I clicked the link , and saw bunch of black appliances . I was like " WTF is wrong with this " . I closed the tab , and looked at the comments . Then clicked the link again . I noticed there's a horizontal scroll bar . I hear a lot of people claim this , and also some people who claim that they never even get drunk . The problem is that they define drunk as " going out of control and blacking out " , while you can still be pretty drunk before that happens . Same thing with hangovers . I remember waking up and talking with a friend of mine after a night out and he was like " no , I'm not hung over at all , I just have a bit of a headache " and I was like I did not need to know that this was a thing . Just logged on .. " Welcome to Narnia " ? This is one of those times where you wish if a post was downvoted by like 40 + votes it automatically self-destructs . This is why we can't have nice things , because of you . You can't tell if you've seen a " . jpg yeah who the fuck do they think they are putting something on sale and running out of it so it is no longer available . seriously My wife is a caregiver ... apparently it must be common for old people to have those ... she tells me about finding them all the time ... though of course she wonders why they have them ... This hits close to home , I moved , no furniture . Incoming sexual harassment lawsuit . The guild bank can't handle your indiscretions cuddy . No seatbelt Florida never fails to disappoint . Damn it , Blanch is staring at me again . We're putting your shirt on from now on when we have sex Okay ... my title there's no way you can ... * looks at username * ... Yeh found a shop with Interflora logo on it . Asked me 70 £ to send a bouquet Duck face = Ehh , the hat misconception isn't so bad . I've had several people from around the world ask if we ride horses to school . Actually once , a seven-year-old Canadian asked if we had schools in Texas . And then , you get thrown into a 4 man premade of french / spanish 12 year olds What a strange dependency . Both sqlite and ncurses are free , open source , and portable , so let's base a client for the former on a Windows . NET compatibility library ... ‽ at first i was like o_O then i was like O_O and then i was all like I was on / b / 10 minutes ago as well and was going to post this here At first I was like , huh thats not to bad , they are just kind of strange but their not hurting anyone . But then when they talked about the dog skull I was like Lol , at first I was like All you had to do , CJ , was follow the Train ... The ONLY reason I upvoted you was for the explanation . I still Because they give me shit about masturbating , why can't I give them shit about doing it There was 3 comments 18 hours ago and another 3 19 hours and your comment is 10 hours old ... Fuck , yes . I went over to help my neighbor ( who always brags about how amazing the picture looks on their 720p projector ) because his Xbox Live wasn't working ( his internet was just down No Machete Or when the fingertips are ripped away from her You always carry 2 pens ? Odd . Wait , why in the hell do you have a phone AND an MP3 player ? They were prophets . They predicted the future ... and called themselves * The Prophets * He's as disappointed as I am in that half assed kiss . He's trying to make their heads explode . Nothing says socially awesome like being a giant bag of douche . I wish my break was longer than a week and a half but , alas , __I have class in 7 hours You don't ... In other news , water is wet and jumping off cliffs is dangerous . Quit talking funny . This item sold on 12.28 . 2010 . My university has bins for plastics , paper , and trash . When maintenance comes around to collect it , all the bins end up in the same bag anyway . its starting to get like that with my mom always said computers / hardware had a mind of their own ... i think she was right . You paid $ 500 for some spotty kitties ? > unless you pirate games you mean .... whales are people ? I went through an extremely painful ( for my parents ) depression-and-angst-fueled phase from 13 to almost 16 and my parents * still * pay for me to go to college . I feel extremely grateful for that all the time . I was such an asshole . iPhone 3G here : No it did not work Don't shop at Walmart Why did you have to remind me about that part . 15 ' is a tower ? It would barely gently warm my balls if I were standing directly over it . I think I actually just You can see them all including Is it me , or is this cat like the reddit dissapoint mascot ? Don't destroy dreams . did he get the job ? link doesnt werk They know who they are ... My cat drinks out the toilet , even though we give her fresh water in a bowl id eat there Their link to Andy Irons being an ambassador is 404 ' d . Including this guy : " panties optional " - I'm thinking that doesn't like a thing like Ms . Huxtable . Also , are you using Reddit to cheat ? Hey be happy you weren't in bronze since launch and the right when you make it to silver your computer craps out . Socially awesome penguin would never upload an image with this much text as a jpg * * It's really scary how much 4th from the bottom looks like my ex Are you ... sure ? This is cute , reddit , but the front page is starting to look more and more like the email my sixty-three-year-old dad forwards to me . He sent me this one about two months ago . Now it's at the top of the reddit front page . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Oh GOD ... the nightmares he is not I got this is a chain text ... now its on here .... I'm fucking watching . You already are and abomination . It's like a Dreamworks animator calling out South Park animators for not improving the show's animation Girl in background : Mine used to creep in between the shower curtains and just sit there . Total creeper It looks like I wrote it .. How do you know he's Japanese ? Well I eat unknown Greek foods too . Does that mean there's human meat in it ? I don't think it's a porn misunderstanding for him , but we'll talk about that just to be sure . He did joke about checking to see if I was broken last time . I hope it was just a joke This ~ ~ meme ~ ~ thing you said is quite tenacious Yes , because that's the only kind of threeway there is according to reddit . Well , it hurt my feelings . Monty . i feel much safer now What if he woke up one morning and his inbox was ten thousand emails with subject and body : He's talking to you , Oregon Redditors . Go .... Big .... Ten .... I'm trying to find a ladder to the top of that rock in the picture , but there doesn't seem to be one ! Charlie , my * male * car , would like a word with you ... Fill your refrigerator full of garlic . Put garlic in front of everything . When she goes to get anything from the fridge , she will need to move or touch the garlic . As soon as she does , slap the garlic from her hand , give her the Why are they cursors and not reddit aliens ? google search ' manhunt ' ... I'm not going to downvote you for that sexist parking joke ( obviously , you have never met my mother , the absolute champion of parallel parking ) . But I'm not going to upvote you , either . I made my cursor grind on the other cursors . Such a slutty cursor . That * reminds * me , here's more from the same girl : " You know , if I were to keep dating you , I would feel like a pedophile . " I'm 1 year younger than her as far as I remember . This is a sun * rise * actually He's playing from CDs * 7 , unless you have a mass of volunteer teachers , education is never going to be free . * 9 , ignoring the ethical quandary , that program would be bankrupt within a week . * 10 , creating a federal office of science and reason is a waste of tax dollars , considering it would have no power . * 16 , I'm fine with a bi-lingual country of english & spanish , but hindi and mandarin make no sense . * 22 , Penguin , at the end : * woop woop woop woop woop . * " No , don't eat the baby ! Oh wait . Bad thumbnail choice . they tried to blame that on * fireworks ? * You misspelled " you're " as well . You guys are perfect for each other . You'll have to build an exit first , newb . More specifically : " Massholes " are what we from New Hampshire call Massachusetts drivers . Why do so many people from Mass think its ok to pull into a lane and block traffic to turn left ? Be nice . Why ? ! Why would that be your favourite ? ! I * hate * it . I hate it that ' OCD ' * isn't in alphabetical order Finally , someone catches a pass from Mallet . well , you asked . don't not you , them . I've also had things ship from California , 1000 miles away , then back up to Seattle . " * Thanks for having me on * Guys , stop trolling the VXJunkies subreddit . If you guys aren't interested in VX or Armistanian theory , leave us alone . I bet you guys don't even know what the Matrioshka approximation or the Nyquist rate are . get to it I can verify this . Lies ! Reddit was down half the day . I only played SA for a little bit , but the world felt a lot bigger , and you could set buildings on fire . You're also black and can ride bicycles ( Ahh yeah , i bet theres a few south African families proud , and not to mention an Irishman's family ... Actually his family might be disappointed with him , I mean an Irishman siding with the English ... keygen musicians ... Use image of generic supernova because it's pretty and imply that it's the supernova she discovered . For realz ? 4744751253 435555 Exp : 12/11 Verification Code : 42 ... That is not how the DNA looks . It is factually inaccurate . Definitely - at the moment it's the one thing my VLC-touting iPhone friends can't stop teasing me with Jelly ? Very inappropriate imagery . The dirty look meant she * dissaproved * Cringe accomplished . Now I have to find a way to get rid of this earworm .... Thanks . Thanks for that . Thanks a lot , lol . I happened to miss that ... until now I just saw this submitted yesterday ... The name of the guy in that documentary is also called Ted . Instead you have Petrino First thing I saw was lafayette's logo on the bottom . And they're located in Bethlehem Everyone's a spy I was like Miller ... Watts aren't a measurement of visible light output ... you should probably make a rage comic about that The cop even stops to calmly close the car door so he can more effectively beat the guy No shit sherlock . Same here . To add another reason to the pile : I have been resisting the urge to get a smartphone because I don't want to be available 24/7 on my work e-mail . Single use devices have their advantages . Although , this isn't really working out for me because people still often assume I have internet on my phone . Fuck you for ruining something delicious Well played so you , the straight one , licked his dick then fell asleep ? talk about lack of reciprocation from party it'd be expected from lol . i thought you were just looking for a hole , personally , but that never happened . interesting read , i won't judge you ( You do know that I got a raise .... but it was because they slashed healthcare . " Dont Fuck up my beer now . " Parental Controls Here here . It completely killed my warm buzzy feeling ... With a mix CD . . . Go rogue . It's their PR departments outing them at the moment . [ * tell everyone you know ! * * * ... or else Looks like he used it as a washer Or we all can't wait to tell ours . I had to remember to upvote as well . What the fuck ? My grandfather died of pneumonia I just looked up how much 44 oz is . That's a whole medium-size bottle ! Just the other day , my step-father received a ticket for doing this . The ticket says " failure to dim lights " ... That's a multiplicity of 2 ... signification ? Being Christian is the belief in an invisible entity centered around the quest for personal immortality and the convoluted social habits structured around such a belief ... and you're the retard ? It must have been something else that I assumed was still .... Suuuuuuuure , " Legendary_Ironwood , " it MUST be the pants . Why ? You owe Monsanto a dollar for using the word Monsanto . Shit ! Now I owe them 2 dollars . Look what you made me do . Search that page for : " According to history student Maeve Jones's essay on high treason ... " don't look at me , it's at my place But you're totally on my side . With horse legs it's a perfect metaphor that the hardest struggles , and biggest rewards , are found within yourself . maybe . Only for transmissions . I can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke - Thats the CTU , not the FBI ... unless ... I hope only two of those were out of order . Looks like a big fat scam to me . Come on , " helps in the prevention of breast disease " ? I had a prospective mate confess she didn't know what the Berlin Wall was ... I want to know when they get to the part where flesh and blood people are 3/5 of a Goldman Sacks . epic ... Looks like he's making the Redditor for 5 hours On the contrary , now he winks at me Eight . Foot . Screen . What has been seen cannot be unseen ... thanks a lot , OP Eeeh not really . 43/2 years My brother does this from playing too much GTA . He'll be driving and see a group of people and say " Ooh , thats a nice juicy thicket of pedestrians . " Stopped reading at " That doesn't mean that Hitler wasn't an atheist responsible for the death of 6 million human beings . " It doesn't take two hours to slam a compact disc into the back of someones head and say ' Read the fucking song credits ! ' .. What on Earth were you doing ? Gee ... thanks . Wow , he takes innocent people hostage and gives them , I would imagine , the fright of their lives . Let's glorify him ! Man , it was in my first post ! ! There's a * * stark * * username to reply dissonance here . Ill save you the trouble . My girlfriend made me get a large pop and popcorn came out to 18.25 plus tax . OH YEAH ! no refills . Warn for what ? You are in a PENIS subreddit which is a NSFW sub-reddit > write a story where one of the five senses , or the absence of one , becomes of * * critical importance * * . You haven't see * n * Lexi Belle So everyone has to buy their own cartridge . uhh here we go again . The servers have enough trouble without you burning them down . I see someones out a lot of thought into fisting someone tied to a chair . So uncool . The end with the pictures and the nudie lady kind of ruined it . Kate Gosselin ? Bought this game for the iPhone and they changed the bloody soundtrack What is wrong with you ? Did you actually crack the code or did somebody else ... If you use emoticons nobody expects you to use proper punctuation SIDT one-upped every single person here that replied in text only . He even one-upped every single person here who knew how to First , thanks for the well-poisoning holocaust denier smear . bahahaha both friends , actually . I don't think my Fiancee would approve , either Couldn't she go inside and buy beer ? [ ] ( / poker " Or was she underage ? The problem is when a guy puts his arm around my shoulder and his hand ends up hovering in such a place that it looks like he's about to squeeze a handful . More often than not there's an " accidental " fingertip brush . SEE ? ! ? ! ? ! ? THIS is why we can't have nice things ! ! ! This isn't / r / circlejerk . OK so racism is cool as long as you form your arguments well ? This shit pisses me off far more than some kids saying nigger on reddit . Just because someone clearly stated an argument does not make that worthwhile . You can get any dumb fucking idea upvoted on reddit as long as you speak clearly . I was The money or the fish ? ... wait a backstab is no longer an instant kill ..... Don't you wish that evil on me Ricky Bobby So a friend of mine once was trying to be all cheeky and snark and wanted to say " how about you suck my dick " but ended up saying " how about you put your balls , in my mouth " . We all Every single comment on that blog is spam . .. Wait ... Wait . You two work there ( toomuchnoise , TheDoctor 66 ) ... And you STILL eat that , " food " ? ..... ಠ \ _ಠ * * HELL FUCKING YES * * I believe that if my dick does not touch any skin then it is not cheating so therefore when I wear a condom I did nothing wrong ... More a dood magnet . They are the ones that notice it . I have a stock ' 08 STi . When my wife drives it , she says she gets a lot of looks from guys . yeh , well how come i had 3 jobs while bush was in office and not had a single one since obama has been in office How many cents did you say that was ? ಠ \ _ಠ HELL FUCKING YES ಠ \ _ಠ HELL FUCKING YES more sensationalist fear mongering as 2012 approaches Has it been 6 years already ? Maybe not . Bad timing , novelty account Ha Ha Ha ... wait ... " Two balls between the legs ! " We can see Another one of these . Tried to put a release post up here and it didn't get picked up . She's damn hot , and the hairy butt hole makes it all the better for me . more like are there going to be dudes in shades and black suits showing up at my door now that i've clicked on this link . I know , it absolutely sucks . Fuck Foxtel for taking away my favourite shows . Well you promised to delete if you got 2000 it's amazing how we're still afraid of our gfs / wives like we were afraid of our moms ... it's creepily oedipal . men of reddit , My sister , who made me listen to this song , thought a G6 was a car . " Metal Knight " ? " Mike " ? " Kirbo " ? You don't speak for my organs , removed or not . I , for one , never trusted a dog ... let alone one named Helo , I do not approve of the ending though . [ Jack Marston , I swear this shouldn't be a hard problem to fix . It's amazing that it's still a problem 7 years later I see what you did there They're using * science * to explain the difference between " kind " and " species " ? Searched HHH and nothing came up , so I thought I'd post this classic track ; and now " other discussions " is showing one posted 5 months ago . Possibly they downvoted you because they like their puns factually accurate . Ions just weren't involved in this story , despite the ( wrong ) caption on the photo saying " ionized electrons " At first I was like Y U NO ORGANIZE YOURSELF ? What does the man , ur good , i got 39 years old . sad thing is i'm 19 . My thought process : " Hrm , I wonder what's going to ... wait , he's scooping ice cream ? It isn't April first yet ! The report function isn't only for spam , it's to report a post to the mods . Since every subreddit can have its own community standards , the use of the report function is dynamic . Try reading the FAQ for once . False accusations " aren't very ently now are they ? " Blonde-haired , blue-eyed Swedish guy ... hm , could you broaden the scope a little bit more please ? jet fuel inside the gate ? I was like " wow this guy is so legit , just like me " . Then I realized I got this link off the front page As a Texan , where did you find this .... Sorry angry french guy but I think you should really stop bashing half of the city in this thread . Why all this hate ? It's so 40 years ago ... And i'd be standing behind you waiting to rape you . Of course , because who wouldn't love someone who knows how to manipulate a subreddit for karma . I frequently draw lets hope not You have got to be kidding me lies and slander Instant ramen . Yes , that is truly the worst thing she's done with her life . I must know how this was done . No gloves Is it weird that I don't much like cats ? Wow .. I didn't know we could take a picture of our own galaxy . Sushi ? Something sounds fishy . > I can't stand how some ads that play sounds still play the sound , even tho you can't see the ad . Don't feed the troll . Yes ! He doesn't use the C stick . Yeah , we'll probably blow out the Eagles or something . encouraging knowyourmeme.com ? No story really , Higuain is in Chicago getting operated on , and will be out for 2 months at best , all season at worst . Considering how awesome Benzema plays ( Why did you bother taking the time to tell OP you have no suggestions when you had nothing else of value to say ? Where is your reloading gear ? The concept of honor killings make me go A little to the left ... Maybe I liked it better on the other side ... No . No , I have not . I unsubscribed from / r / politics because i don't live in the US and don't have any care for US politics at all . Yet this morning i woke up to see all but two posts on my frontpage were about US politics and had deceptive titles ... Yes , Bill Ayers and Malcolm X are two really mainstream liberals that have a huge impact on the current political climate . so it has begun ... they're alive That is often true . My ex-gf is a great artist and draws all of her friends pretty accurately , imperfections and all . Her self portraits , however , are always ~ 30 pounds lighter , with bigger boobs . This , is a fucking repost Albert Einstein is not amused . I'm a little buzzed so pardon my overuse of I'm maxing out at about 55kB / s right now What about his not talking about the girl in the poke-a-dot panties ... If so Fish on the Snoqualmie River ? Only weekly . Snoqualmie Brewery ? Yes , please . Snoqualmie Falls ? Yes . Mt . Si ? Of course ! Driving along the logging roads into the mountains ? Fun . Outlet mall ? He just took 4th with the lower one I see what you did . It is pretty easy to cheat the high score list with the use of a JS debugger ( firebug ... ) . My own JS game ( a Tetris clone ) is using a similar highscore system and has the same vulnerability . As the code is running on the client , I've found no easy way to prevent cheating . My current solution is to include a look of disapproval comment in the relevant functions Sensationalist headline ? In r / news ? .. no one hahaha ! shoot , now that's what I'm going to see every time . I will probably run into the same problem in the future . My current girlfriend has a pretty religious family who will most certainly want us to get married in their church . Not sure how that's gonna go down that does not make any sense imo . So if a chinese player ever gets nominated , he's certain to win it ? FIFA once again proving that they have everything under control .... ah , ex lives there without washing his hands TIL that there's a French terror group whose only cause is to fight the import of foreign wine ... Cuz they're really easy to remember . I only promote synergy around this office Oh cool , a 2 - door Toyota Corolla . I read that as " I was offered a house for a snog " and went pretty sure you said you were an aupair Redditor for 5 days . " Which alphanumeric characters are in your password ? " I had an anthro prof that studied amazonian cultures , and he told us a story about taking ayahuasca . He said ' I turned into a jaguar . ' a few giggles . 760 views on youtube , yet 1,295 up votes ? I did . and you didn't have time to grab your towel I don't really like the idea of letting a boner " rip . " the closest thing to 1rd person zoophilia ? The Phoenix Cardinals ..... You're on Reddit now crapple , the correct face to use is I managed to stop myself biting my nails a long time ago , but now I just bite the skin down around my nails Just this minute : * Someone give that boat an up boat . * I really did not want to know that these people exist What is this sex you speak of ? <ಠ_ಠ> This is why we can't of nice things . < / Whatever it's used for , it looks painful Wait , you mean people from different generations with different cultures don't easily conform to ours ? I thought you were going to bed No . Marketing when you aren't even working . No wonder he's considering promoting you . But I don't know if I'd ever accept a much larger workload with nothing but a promise for promotion . Seriously , you answer it ? Typo in title . Should be : " i kept reading fap Is there a joke I'm missing ? Why are half these comments suggesting watermelon sex ? My favorite part is seeing the ends of your wipers sticking out of the 18 " of snow on your windshield . Also the other " * * M * * " word , * * midichlorians * * . it's shit like this itu ... * awaiting answer * No . You're not the only one . But how do we know you're really jedberg ? Wait .. Machoke can't use hard .. Barely hour old repost Nice try SeattleDungeon.com owner Get a 9-5 job hippie Removal of fear immunity for Berserk , ok . Removal of fear break for Berserk , once every 3 minutes , Taylor Swift The original is freaking awesome . wut do u meen 1 of dose ppl ? ? ? Someone who's sick ? Metal Hammer subscription for the US : $ 90 . Paramus , NJ is not New York , NY Close to 50 ? , I meant in the 40s . You had four-stars as your rank , so I'm assuming you're in the 40s . 1500 while in the 40s ? In the end , you got 1500 while in your 40s . You didn't get any revive or even assist pins ( that I can tell of ) , despite being a Medic . And it was one of your best matches . Speaking of Rose , she totally ( in 1988 , first edition of The Cake Bible ) debunked the myth that you need to use dowels to support a cake's weight . Drinking straws pushed through the cake and cut flush are way easier to user and work perfectly no matter how dense or tall your cake is . I have used them to build 5 - tier cheesecakes . Yet , over 20 years later , people still talk about dowels . Yeesh dood low Make it public for critique Wait wait wait . She couldn't afford to exchange normal currency for much rarer currency at face value ? Their sales suck , so it couldn't possibly be that their games suck . The first post is an iPhone 4 in it No , I love doing that . Oh come on , she was making jokes . You people Wow , that was incredibly dumb . I'm having trouble finding her arms . Another reddit soap promotion perhaps ? I went to buy soap recently since I have some Xmas money left over and was like " Hey , I can buy from soapier " but then I was like " Hey , the reddit coupon doesn't work anymore no , instead of ... And what , pray tell , * did * you expect ? Girl on left = Punch line in the headline Yay ! We are " flake " free ! Until the snowbirds arrive . You do realize that it doesn't matter how it performs to some people . Looking tough is enough for a lot of insecure dictators ... And if you think that they didn't carefully lobby for the F - 35 you don't pay attention . Or you missed the Point OHMYGOD that poor girl . Did she really sleep through you pulling her panties open and stuffing your shit in them ? Also I have to wonder if she thinks that the reason you left is that she shat herself and the smell woke you and you were all like No ! Bad , bad jew ! It's a slippery slope : The one time I stopped by #redditcanada it was just people bugging each other to get on tinychat . We're better than this . Rule 2 : Install Reddit Enhancement Suite and get a shiny just went and checked and it's on there ... This . Any website that doesn't let me click and drag over text gets the Look kinda funny , but um ... u are not american , so get off this site . Notice young Luke's Hey CAPCOM , first you screw the Resident Evil series , then you release Lost Planet 2 , and then you steal games ? Wow . I can't compete with that kind of clever . You're fucking bullet proof . I hope this isn't the same 16 year old who came here a few days ago asking for advice on what he should do with his youth . Hmmm just signed up with it , got some earbuds for my iphone for 6.50 . shipping was 5 , but I opted for the quicker shipping which was another 2.50 ( part of the Prime ) . They expect it to arrive by the 18-22 nd ... This is the most ingenious new smilie I've seen in a WHILE . And that's including " Oh dear god , the rumors are true , there are people like you on Reddit ... OMFG ! ! That is the coolest thing evahhhhhhhh . Ever . If you like that kind of thing ... I suppose so . I didn't see that coming .... No , not by a long shot . and yea , I had kinda written puppeteer off . " Google " - wow . Never thought of that , thanks Or everyone is nice and treats others with the kind and respect they deserve ? We both hid in the same place and decided to spy on a mutual friend . Ever since , everyone was all " lol were u making out ? " You're advertising for plagiarism ? No , but my mother did mostly quit everything but eggs after we did some reading together . Last year , she resumed eating birds regularly . Martin : " Redditor for 1 month . And a pessimistic one it seems / r / politics Well fuck me . I thought the original image was real . At least half of the people I've ever mentioned " we are made of stardust " to , had no idea . It's quite saddening . That and the theory of Abiogenesis . Ah people At first I was like and I'm still Why , why must the thumbnail be Loughner's mugshot ? So creepy , do not want to look at it I think globe offers the 30 minutes / 10 peso rate . Smart has been doing the fixed rate thing for years , even when they only offered WAP . I'm a heavy internet user so smart was the only choice . The PhP 0.15 / kb rate IS expensive ! 153 pesos for 1MB Honestly , I think I get more enjoyment out of watching people try to be a karma whore and fail , than actually be funny . Staten Island . I'm from there . ps3bc2 , I am disappoint . Yes I am insanely hot ... > Now I've seen everything ! ! My dad's a triathlete , and I cannot deal romantically with guys shaving / grooming their leg hair . It reminds me of my dad and his friends . I see what you did there me too ! yay " This is the biggest black hole in the nearby universe , " said astronomer Karl Gebhard I've always made it just like this , and I've always sliced everything by hand .... Dude . I'm about to go to bed . WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME ! I can't not read it but if I do read it ill have nightmares . Dead people can't sue you ... Think that's bad ? I shipped mine on the Dec 14 via " express shipping , " cost me 50 USD , and * just now * it got into the US . They said it would take 7-10 days to reach the destination . Oh yes , a very * enlightened * comment . opinion ... ? hell yeah for Bowser , nice face at the end but this exact comic was posted yesterday I will never learn ... * Always * read the subreddit Listening to that made it sound like I was having sex with her . Internet Explorer pinned to the taskbar ? you just stereotyped atheists for stereotyping christians did i just see I_RAPE_CATS ? And its been sitting in the same spot for the past 5 minutes :D is an advanced form of C , like D but with a colon in front . :D is a language that makes people happy . People that see :D feel happier than those that see web apps programmed in ' meh ' languages like PHP , Jave or C . There's also other similar dialects of the language like :) , ;) , and of course It was the midichlorians . And he's still your boyfriend ? It's like that scene in Baseketball Real gamers don't play MW2 I'm on to you I know , right ? No edit star . I bet there's a scene where she does something clumsy like knock something over into an ice sculpture at a wedding or maybe just fall straight down when she's trying to look sexy ... All girls are clumsy ! TEEHEE ! The top note changes halfway through . Hey . Do you have that one ... First I was this : " Will Russell and Paul be able to pull it off " I see what you did there . Upvoted . what , no capitalization for Africa ? I feel like its very hard not to find a ಠ_ಠ on thread about I * am * that taco ... And don't you * * DARE * * try and eat me meanwhile .. the next night ? > ~ ~ PC assholes ~ ~ * * people who successfully maintain ethically non-monogamous relationships and I just used this only to receive a " U + me = Is that the enterprise version of You know what also burns ? Gun stores and shopping malls . And in many ways ... you were All of you meatheads are just careless meatheads I also live in NB , to be specific ... Too late for me I have the same reaction if kids start getting to friendly with my boobs or crotch . " Hey heeeeeeeeey I really don't want you to think that there's anything wrong with boobies or crotches * but you just really don't need to touch mine You don't ? I definitely got a laugh , followed by a East London line is on the map Let me amplify that : * * You've never seen The Matrix ? * * Little Mosque on the Prairie ... Because if you don't believe in an afterlife , why would you be willing to die for your country ? It's the only reason . Although your efforts are appreciated , those bodies are * * * clearly * * * in a pile , not in a grave . Of course you could make the argument that the bodies are buried among other bodies , but I think that would be a misleading use of the terminology . Also , you have ruined my sandwich-eating experience . You were at a Starbucks : > If I call up feeling ill , I get the on trees ? When people say " I love video games " then say Modern Warfare / Black Ops is their favorite , I tend to I suddenly have this really bad taste in my mouth TIL labradoodles exist . Agreed . With all the good that the reddit community does , it's really sad to see it simultaneously supporting the public humiliation of someone Just got back home from NYC . Saw this classy fellow on my ride to the airport . You can't tell from the pic but this was a very crowded car , everyone was all like It's very easy to compare it . It's a device that takes you literally seconds to use , and can save you tons of < insert time , money , or life here > . As I said , risk / reward - you're risking nothing but a few seconds of time , there are practically no reasons not to get one . If your reason is ' durr i dont want to spend 5 seconds to type in a number ' then fine - you can have that reason i suppose I check for claymores when going through doorways Soit elle a un tout petit telephone , soit ... post a pic of you Why ? you mean ஏன ் ? if ( comboBreaker & & > Edit : wait ... did you just say plays weren't a visual medium . mushrooms ? CTRL + F --> " so did " --> Ha , yeah . My christian friend laughs at the thought of scientology being real aka xenu and the exploding volcanoes etc .... yet when it comes to jesus and friends , " shit just got real " . It's just ign'ant . The first thing you do with your child = Use her for karma . I don't get this . Where are these schools teaching people to use double spaces after periods ? I have never in my entire life used double spaces , been told to use double spaces , or encountered anyone who uses double spaces . I had no idea double spaces were a " thing " . Your wife makes fine blankets . well if you rescue by 2 or 3 years of age usually you know if these dogs have a problem or not . However , poor guys do not have the longest life span Happy birthday ! Oh , btw , smoking ? " Design is Gay " She's going to be mad when she realizes that there is no 15th month to get married on reminds me of this old story from way back when about a couple of family members who died trying to save their uncle / father when he succumbed to the fumes from a septic tank . they just kept on going in there and dying one after the other . Needs more That's a nice looking fake hand you have there Well if you really want to I won't stop you , but ... Underrated by who ? I don't anyone who rates him low . That's like saying Commander Adama was an underrated character in Battlestar Galactica . No , I am * * not * * This might be a stupid question but what is RF ? I googled some variations to see if I could figure it out but the only thing I found was " royalty-free yogurt clipart ... " I wanted to USA ! USA ! USA ... oh ... The words " imperforate anuses " don't strike you as particularly horrible ? Then you sir are a pyromaniac . I've seen you post EEEVVVEERRYWHHHEERRE . You are just posting so more people see your cool crocodile , aren't you ? And it was knocked out by his own teammates foot . I'm talking about you , Bernard Berrian Still plenty of time left Exactly . This is the only way we express disapproval : See you next year dirty birds No . Protip stays . Nice character skin That's 21,489 people I say You made no reference of how he took the picture from a tree as well . You've shamed X ... They do make them in child sizes ... When I saw the comment : " The thing that caught my eye was making poop into coffee . wait a minutes .... You fapped to Justin Bieber The episode pairs fursuiting and someone who eats couch cushions . Nice . I remember during my Eagle Scout interview with the local BSA honchos and the religion question came up and I was like " Ya I'm not too religious and I don't go to church . " And they were all * * A customs officer in the Airport in Edinburgh , Scotland asked me to sign her copy of Twilight almost looks like Nature , you gotta be kidding me . Horizon ratio ..... At first I was like You don't like coffee and ramen ? ! My father ’ s new Tundra has a skid-plate that requires special service tools to be removed for things as minor as an oil change . He ’ s successfully rebuilt 1980 ’ s era transmissions ( Ford even , There have been many times - dates or not - that I go out with a guy , and he opens the car door for me . Then he proceeds to tell me , " Don't feel special , I do this for everyone . " I'm reminded that in * Final Fantasy X * there were these little blue creatures . At one point in the game you come across one who is in need of help . " Save me ! " he means to say , but because of their accent it sounds more like " Shave me ! * SHAVE ME ! * " That's when you ask to speak to the manager / supervisor about their employee's wildly inappropriate attempt at small-talk . " No . Go away . " I saw this pic earlier on reddit . I think you're lying . He can't . They're all dead . YouTube comments 2 girls went up to me once and asked if they could shave my balls ... FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! First time I ever root for the Patriots and you bastards are ruining it . Now I have to pull for a rapist . . . You forgot to carry the 1 . I hate living in Canada sometimes No , you don't . I have seen such a beast , and it is a terrible and unholy thing . You didn't edit that post His wife's in a coma I would be less confused if the legend included all lines . Ewwww , when you were twenty they were only ten . Have you no shame ? art shows are also for artists . I like this one best : Not as bad as gosugamers.net plastering the results all over the front page when I'm trying to find the link to the stream / vod . This so much . I actually read The C + + Programming Language page from page . My head was like He said . On reddit . I think I might have crashed him by giving I was expecting a nice , interesting comparison of celebs . Instead I found images I want to now unsee . * whines * " But I don't wanna play carrrdds ! I wanna watch TV WITH YOU ! " The ol ' in out in out . By twenty seconds in a different subreddit . well i hope you're not supernatural John : I was reading through this post really fast and I could have sworn I read " Cannibalism legalized ! " It's Martin Luther King day ... Professional gamer playing Kinect ? great user name . that was hilarious until i got the mental image Seriously . I had to right click > save as every file one by one . I guess it is more how I generally feel while driving . My thoughts exactly . Here's a face reddit . How do you know all this if it hasn't even aired ? He WENT into a coma . No . You annoying assembly people always ruining everyone's novelty programming language fun At first I was like " damn that lady looks like a little girl ! " Then I was like Not a backwards flip , anything but a backwards flip in the air mutilating babies ? balls ... I am a girl We continue to watch with eyes that never stop glaring . There's no paper in that toilet Please tell me this is fake I thought it was a pretty funny web comic up until that fateful day when the author thought it would be a good idea for one of the main characters to have a miscarriage Thanks , ahh yes I know what you mean . There's hardly any transparency in the song , and I can partly blame that one on the bass track ... constant strumming This belongs in WTF On Reddit , it is good form to purposely missfell for karma . Wonderful . They don't ship to my country . That's not what I meant ... That means that you really wanted to bone Eureka I suppose Federal spending decreased during WWII then ? but at least 15 % more accurate Godzilla's never been taller than 334 feet ... Grr . Ink Paris gelatin nacho What do you mean by SS ? edit : Sorry , WAS MEINST DU MIT SS BEDEUTEN ? What you would actually be fighting for is the right to not be accused of being a pedophile for being in the same vicinity as a child having their diaper changed . Yes . That's good to hear , although I'm pretty unimpressed that they can just ask you for ID . If it happened to me , I'd have this face on me : I thought that said , " My roommate can fap really really fast ... " Could have cross-posted my link from r / documentaries Nothing with words . Oh come on , I've lurked AskReddit forever . It has been knocked down by a bunch of meme-aggregators now ... Sexual elements in Minecraft Objective , objectivism browser-vendor agenda You are correct . I sympathize with his crusade against the cost of higher education but that really did him no favors . And now I'm just disappointed in myself that I was able to recognize that it was Gucci as it was flashed on screen for a few seconds . > EDIT : Shocktop ? Too bad they never made a sequel . I don't see the fuss . I know plenty of mothers who enjoy relaxing with friends and having drinks . If the bottle displayed a downtrodden woman neglecting a crying child , then I'd be So much repost . the source tv server has a password too Here's the way I look at it . I clicked the link expecting to find something that needed support , and got something that's saturated within the US market . I totally dig the excitement and all , but I saw Decemberists and instantly Funny . I * like * ear piercings and tattoos You know what would be awesome ? Getting her ears periced . this man-with-a-home is right .. Millennium Edition 598 people and I'm out of logos . I am disappointed in each and every one of you ( except for those who contributed . ) I've lost a few wallets in my time and one time this stinky anus of a person has the nerve to mail back my empty wallet with a note saying something along the lines of " Thanks for the cash ! Ha ha . " I didn't upvote this shit you fucking cheesedick go somewhere else with your sociopathic vendetta against re-posts . Are you trying to be ironic or something by using " Rooting for Jinro , but on the SQ stream , it kinda looks like he's wearing a jacket made of garbage bags . " Know if it's daylight while you're underground " I missed the sodomy Dude ? ! ? ... you mean that's not what that pouch really is ? fyi this image correctly displays on mac , rather than Why are you using Heineken bottles ? Those are green . She also said that the biggest victims of war are women . Nice try , Microsoft ! Hey you , we have the same wife Chuck Taylor wedding ? what the ef ! ? 4 upvotes and one friend request ? Your family is going to destroy what's left of the Earth . You should respond by drawing a ಠ_ಠ U Mad Reddit Liberals ? top right of your browser : " Horse Porn " .... Inglip does not approve of bestiality " Must of " Really ? ... Cool , he can help keep all the local Groupon ads running on every page I visit . Come on guys , I am sure he will represent his constituent unbiasedly I read that as " baby sister " you mean this look Says the guy who mixes up - ion and - ing . I believe he means subreddit FOLLOW US ON DIGG This looks like an anti drug commercial those kids swimming in their own swimming pools while and I'm here working my ass off to pay the damn country club . those brats ! There's no trucks in World of Warcraft . Well , I for one use a separate account to respond to job requests that I otherwise keep off of reddit . there's something about this whole thing - - - I KNOW ! It's shit like this , reddit ... Here come the narwhals I think you mean , that he meant , I like that the dinosaur is giving the old Having done my deadlifts this morning , my back twinged a little just watching that ... then I felt pure rage as they celebrated like he was a legend . > delynnium : Your threesome story was pretty epic too Wow this is your first season and you are already trying to do stunts like this ? This story seems " fishy " I don't know . I don't understand the people on reddit sometimes . Paula Deen's show on Food Network . So what if I think naming an animal Keith is hilarious ... ROB What is this ! It drives me nuts . Disables whatever function i was trying to use when it popped up , only way to fix is to restart my browser . I have very slender , soft hands . You will enjoy it . Would you be gay for enjoying it ? What ? ! No one knows Adventures in Babysitting ? Whatever he said when explaining how he was about to pop my hemorrhoid Nice try , Dead_Skull . * * * Not smart enough . I have a headache from my eyes trying to focus that text . plz explain what's this supposed to mean : fucking hipsters ... Okay , so I just got home from work , clicked on your link , and sadly , I realized that I have seen this before . Fucking internet how do you do that with out using ctrl c ? 2 threads huh .... high five you for being cool . * * ALT * * - f ? ? I just laughed out loud like an idiot and promptly received two wait .. weres the black guy > wait .. weres the token black guy Golf archery and zoo butchery are both outlawed by the Geneva convention , as well you know For whom do they organise these drinks and why are we not invited ? 50 % girls as a representation of reddit .... yeah right How about " Hey I'm gonna throw this knife to slow my chasers who popped ignite on me " and that's just the amount of life you needed to survive the burn i was confused ... until i looked at the author You have no idea of the damage that you have just done to the environment . So many unrecyclable latex gloves I'd get shit all over my hand . Dude your TL :D R ; is the longest thing there There was nothing cool about that . Typing of the dead was a console game before it was a PC game . Last sentence I'll reserve my You didn't invent it Oh i see what you did th ... You know what's really fucking crazy ? I've never seen this posted on / r / music before That's what I meant . > You know what's really fucking crazy ? I've never seen this posted on / r / music this month Bear Grylls : Someone is comparing me with Les Stroud ! ! ! Better drink my own pee ... I found 68 clay just the other day . I had no idea it was considered rare . I ended up leaving about half of it because I got bored multiverse is not proven I was making out with my BF and we were supposed to sex . He fell asleep while I was out of the room . That . One of my friends was checking out my iTunes playlist ( it's mostly either heavy metal , spirited classical symphonies , or jazz ) and found a bunch of Taylor Swift songs . Some Sophie Ellis Bextor , too . He was all like The 168 has 1k , and the 328 has 2k of SRAM . No ... Because they will claw your eyes out But I enjoy bringing my calculator to the grocery store . lol i'd take that deal but no way am I sending you a code first Gallons were already confusing for me , now I learn there are US * and * UK gallons . 100 % agree about the rage . Clueless people shouldn't be allowed to even * think * about relationships . Yes , I like how he's crushing it between his arms . This is gonna get so many more upvotes because you're really cute . But I think you already knew that . Is * * that * * how trickle-down economics work ? I am a Spanish teacher who has read the Mayan religious text from cover to cover ( which , btw , doesn't actually say anything about 2012 ) . When I hear people talking about a looming apocalypse it makes me want to break things . Yea , like i tell people i watch it and they're like We hate millions of people we've never met because * * they're * * shallow .... To any future messages posted here dedicated to trolling me and wasting time , I give you a precautionary well i guess copy and paste works , but i'd really like to know whats going on with the eyes . what character set / alphabet / whatever are they from ? Bah , French grammar is hard , I don't blame you ( unless you went to elementary and secondary school in Quebec What if I don't have feet ? oic . we don't even have spice up here ( canada / ontario ) its all illegal except salvia , which sucks anyway . Assuming the media in question is not going to be purchased anyway , which is the assumption we are operating under , it doesn't add up to anything . OH WAIT . My son , we're pilgrims in an unholy land . Adam Lambert's For your Entertainment was playing at this gay club I went to ( cause the girl I went with got free drinks ) I asked " What song is this ? " and everyone was like Yeah if it was your second troll I'd be laughing my ass off right now , but instead I'm like Your RA may force you to do a lame icebreaker game with the people on your floor . none of these people represent me but ... he breaks the guitar . You thought * reddit might appreciate this ? Maybe / wtf if anything At first I thought this was some kind of weird fictional story , and then I went to the homepage of the site , and saw it was real . Food for atheist thought ? Freudian slip , huh ? Source : Wikipedia Oh man , TvT , it's going to be marine / tank / viking chess like very other TvT ever ... but ... maybe ... they're pro players ... maybe they'll do something el - - NOPE . One of the reasons why I don't like using Star Wars wallpaper is the inevitable icons blocking the picture Posted March 5 , 2010 . BC2 release date : March 2 , 2010 . DAE remember all the times the past few years you'd go to the VZW store and ask about that one website with the iPhone rumor only to hear loud sighs from every single employee ? Redditor for 3 minutes Logged in for my first comment ever to say to you , sir : I've commented before , but I concur : Could use homophones / puns ( like " 泥 " for " 你 " ) to imitate the spelling corruption , but in the end it's no txtspk , and ironically more likely to be perceived as written in a dialect ..... So yeah , Chinese isn't ready for this meme . Nice try Mr . Downvoter That guy looks familiar ... I think that they should definitely not film it in front of a live audience , but only because I will be jealous of those in the audience . Oh . It was * you * . > I know no one's going to end up telling me ... You posed a dead squirrel . Wait a minute , it took them 8 hours to write something like that ? This is very opening combining church and state . Same line curly braces . t ( Those aren't caterpillars Dernballs , I've been waiting for those minutes for three years now ! Pink one Whining about minor style points in working code presented in response to a mention of an algorithm . Not until you came along . My mistake ... I forgot the system's that operate our world are just fine the way they are and don't need any developing or changing . Silly me . To be fair ... you're stupid ass mouth is boring as fuck . No Reddit at work . Indeed . We wanted orange ; they gave us lemon-lime . Thanks for loading * that * into my subconscious . Why isn't your arm around the white guy ? " Being a Grandma " I'm wearing that shirt right now . In Gen I there's a magnet . All it is is a magnet . It evolves to gain additional magnets . I am not Oprah . There's a lot of places in the southern hemisphere . Why the Really . What the hell did I just watch ? Was it you ? Were you the one that wanted the link taken down ? I can't tell if the skeleton is giving a I can sense the Dark side of the Force within that dog They're foreign Afterwards ..... Except for the chorus and lyrics they are literally the same song . He sold the same song to both singers . I dont even ..... / r / jailbait = So back then parents didn't worry about their daughters tops being too low , they worried about it being too high I'm not disagreeing with you , I've read all that too , but don't you think people will still Simultaneous / s / posting ? .... Mac fail ! I'm kidding ... Damn , reddit is getting dumb fast . You forgot to add this : $ 195.25 for the Chicago print . Wow , damn it . When i first saw this title , I was wondering what the hell is HellFuck FanGrape ? It was only after i read the bestof comment did I realize that it was Fang-Rape instead . Also , hair At first , I was like : WHOA ! but then they started rapping and I was like : If it's a warning .. It's happened once .. When have you ever needed to install Facebook ? > I'm like a 8/ 10 , she'd be a 9/10 if she wore some makeup . Who would date someone with a yahoo email address anyways ? I'll call mine bagger 288 Yeah I agree , especially the CTF challange for marathon pro , I love marathon and hate playing CTF * reads name * Blue text , black background You forgot Hufflepuff .. A * close * friend at that . Magical balls ? She must have thought it was a " course feedback " form ? Nothing like wasting a shitload of plastic ! I didn't see the photo at the bottom of the page immediately . I read the article , scrolled down , saw the picture , and I was like all of it ? i took this picture . I saw the ' mountaindew ' and thought it said ' mountainjew ' .... so you hugged girls from behind so you could .... They have probably been washed down river to us in Brisbane now > You're seriously using Chrome but didn't realise that ? Unmelted cheese ... anyone who uses pan on soldier At first I was like : O Then I was like Unfortunately for many employees in many places ... a " legitimate " reason is not hard to come up with , even if it is merely being used to cover the REAL , not-so-legitimate reason . So you pull a few quotes and that proves that you are rational ? And you believe that the fact that you have different preconditions depending on which belief system you discuss doesnt totally ruin that claim ? I have no issues . Works great in linux . Total support from apple with connecting my Ipod and purchasing music and video , no hitches what so ever . All three buttons I think you mean awww self deprecation . not one instance of name calling or Hey ! Those aren't sandwiches ! I was laughing and thinking what an odd thing to get * that * pissed about , but then you mentioned the OCD which makes the whole thing almost cruel . i tohuhgt it was a pun but , no , it wasn't ... its called black / green ink .... Dude , Pogs were not lame I got trolled . " That thing you plagarized all your papers from . " then I'd beat the shit out of you while your pants were down . Well I mean , like you said , prior to this he hadn't really needed to do anything else . I'm still a bit I went to college ( Computer Network Engineering ) as well and more specifically , I refurbish computers and repair work on the side . In terms of this being ethical or not , I don't see how it's any worse then the people who post pictures of photobombers , upskirt , or odd looking folks . I'm not saying this is okay , but I felt it was fairly harmless considering even I have no idea what this guy ( I hope it's a guy I'm not . Maybe , but in this case the US's reputation for strict police would actually have been the better alternative . I don't understand how someone can attempt to kill themselves , run away , strike an officer , run into the street again , resist arrest , all while stopping a major motorway for close to an hour , only to be released the next day back onto the street . Then she stabs a man to death in his own home , runs away , and gets only 5 years . WTF ... To continue reading subscribe now . CANNOT BE UNSEEN stop trolling , i'm serious . You do not root for the other Bay I'm wondering if you were downvoted for saying that Pure Pwnage is / was good TV , or if you were downvoted for saying that we usually don't make good TV up here . The first thing I noticed was the yellow instead of silver on the Slytherin tie . Gotta love sexism . " You , " isn't a word . Might want to consider cleaning your carpets . Well , now you know . Great investment . FTFY : I bet she can find more states than most americans . Hahaha finally a Catholic priest with a sense of humor . I was raised Catholic and I no longer practice because everything is " Feels LIke : The thumbnail looked like Che Guevara so at first I was Based on your username , I wonder what else is sitting on that hard drive of yours . What about Twitter ? I liked this answer , and want the Twitter version now . Yes , maybe I came across a bit too strongly . I think I know what it would have been like , I just wanted to balance out all the overly-enthusiastic exclamations . It would have been more of an amused TIL you trust Daily Mail for your news . Apparently they also teach the sky is blue because it reflects the ocean in schools wait , you really just censored " bitchy " ? Clicked at work thinking " Ah , it's Google . What could be bad about that ? " My daughter is at the office with me this morning - when UGK started playing she gave me a very stern I could care less that * Cecil fucking Adams * makes such a mistake . I was like My goodness you look exactly like my ex at 24 . ... Holy Angels ... My ex GF and her sister did this to me over the phone . They all look the same to you , don't they ? Really ? Four girls with nice looking backs , shirtless , nerdy enough to take part in equations written on their backs , and you're bitching about something as petty as MOM JEANS ? Now I understand why people don't like the matrix sequels . Someone tagged this on the bathroom wall at 99 Bottles in Santa Cruz " disapproving stall disapproves " you should probably check your gmail inbox TIL that 39 degrees is freezing . There's an iphone app to locate nearby sex offenders . that is hilarious ... Redditor for 4 minutes . High School Drama class , ( compulsary for now Accordi * * o * * n . Records it as normal . Why were you getting your wand at such a young age * blunt , negative critique as requested * Here in washington we take pride in being the BEST at bestiality Not all men , in all situations , on all girls . That the conservatives should feel free to screw this country up further . Let them have it . Liberals should come en masse to New Zealand and Australia . Especially New Zealand , they are stuck with a 1970 ' s infrastructure , and need the boost . Are you retarded ? ! Now , I don't mean to offend you , just asking . Such interests do not exist amongst staff Now , I don't like to throw I have a pedostache . Anyone else see > Don't try this at home . I think I remember the author of the app mention here on reddit that it's for ads , which in turn is even more Oh man fuck me for getting everything wrong ! ! ! Admit it ... you deliberately screwed it up , so you can post it on Reddit along with the " nailed it " - 1 point ? Fuck you , Hans Passant ! ( I always thought it was the old version of That's more information than I wanted to know about my mom . Shut the fuck up and go back to / b / Mostly meat ? < 35 % ? Oh yeah ! ? * www.reddit.com/r/picsofdeadkids* ... kids having kids . We need to sue this " gentleman of Harvard " talk about a " loco motive " I love how he is offering a lifetime of knowledge to become an entrepeneur and financial security / autonomy etc . And all you and 70 other people want to know is how to slack off at work According to the graph the heartrate went up before the fire ... suspicious Then why are people complaining ? Two things : 1 . what were you doing all the way back here , on this thread from 19 days ago ? 2 . I'm still leaving this here I read about these the other day too .... on reddit .... in / r / gadgets .... A furry lives in maple I hear . I saw her at the Rocky Horror picture show screening night . I'm not kidding . Oh you were joking ! I wasn't . " Last Login : 4/5 / 2006 " Its hard to think of a different term . Its 2011 , and I find it difficult people can be so purposefully ignorant on a subject . Its more than just turning the cheek , its blatantly covering your ears and saying ' LALALALA im not listening ! " Even my grandmother who smokes cigarettes on a daily basis will not listen to logic and factual information ... I'm downvoting this , because its targeted at me . Yeah school throws a spanner in the works , i remember when i was at uni , carrying around 4 day meals around is a pain , and the awkwardness when mates ask you to go out for lunch and you take out grilled chicken , brown rice and broccoli . My Aunt hates air raid sirens in songs ( I'm looking at you , Fergie I see what you did there . You bastard ! If there was ever a time for this to be used . . . you know too much ಠ_ಠ How did you know about the smell then ? Yeah this game definitely needed poop Taking Screenshots in Mac O ... So to prove to her that it's not nerdy you seek the approval of other nerds ? Needed a Redditor for one day and already making a shitton of Limericks . Usually I would give you a Calvin's mom perpetually has her And I've even seen tumblr use these faces and declare them to be products of tumblr . All I have to say is ..... Yeah , We can be sure that the ports were the first to close . If someone belittles me for being intelligent , it's probably their way of trying not to feel like an ignorant dumbass . But , bullying is not acceptable . So , I'd probably poke at their insecurity about lacking knowledge : Er ... you don't know [ what I'm talking about ] ? Um , I just kind of assumed most people would be aware of this sort of thing . I own that piece of shit too 10 times THIS ! Especially Mini-USB . I have connectors that look like trapezoid , almost square , a " Fat D " , " Narrow D " and some weird kind of mix of trapezoid and square . I have yet to find a spare for my camera ( So ... after a heartfelt post about someone's emotional pain at someone making light of their tragedy , we're ... making light of their tragedy now ? Watch it Fruit Monster Shorts and t-shirt Great suggestions ! Thanks for the previous " link " * Norwegian Hunters * ... Two out of þree of ðem are used in ðe wrong way I thought a novelty account like this would have a more clever username I know what a theory is , thanks Yeah , I read this as " my first shiny girlfriend " . Internet Explorer . I'd have to check to see if that is true but assuming it is I'm giving Google one of these too : I get this daily at work . Instead of wanting to change the font , they want help using a scanner and emailing the scanned photo / invoice What are you talking about ? There is damage in the game . How can you think neither pro-circumcision and pro-life hurt anybody ? ! Really . Is 17 Yeah maybe the 100 % part was a bit optimistic and arrogant haha . Or all of it Also , You shouldn't . One of my friends keeps talking about it , and I have no idea why . Check out the lady on the left . That is an excellent distraction for the guy stealing from the other guys purse . Well you would , wouldn't you ? I won't lie . Right now I don't feel like googling that shit and I sure as hell don't know what it means . sorry . I know i know ... First Picture as I coyote , this displeases me . He mostly looks like Kerry ; you just used Obama because he's black . On the contrary , I was forced to use things like " ounces " and " eighths " Yeah ! been played . oh man , what a crock of shit Awesome cartoon .. My daughters favorite , but it only lasted 1 or 2 seasons Someone needs to convince me single slot cards are capable of good cooling Where all expansion teams come from ... a steaming pile of crap Savage . My arch nemesis . I've never thought about this before ... Now I am questioning surrogate's motives . True ... but then in her place your grandmother's next child might have been an Einstein mixed with Leonardo Da Vinci , who'd have already cured cancer and invented antigravity , and we'd all be debating this topic by mind-controlling our computers from the seats of our flying cars . So , y'know , * nice going Golden_Kumquat's mom * . what's interesting about gender specific psychology you say ? once i know that a square is not a circle i am no longer interested in why it's a square .... no actually i am The only thing Lisa and Shirley have in common is being female and black . I thought that eye in panel 3 looked familiar ... At first I was like " wat " and then I was like " I am not in favor of legalization " Do you want to start an apocalypse ! ? But then they increase the chance of getting HIV beyond 0.5 % . very much a valid concern .... I came here on lunch break for boobs ... I see no boobs What happened to 5 - part articles being on 2 pages ? Why sell out and make me have to click through 5 pages ? Why yes , yes we should . Because I want this to beat / r / rutgers in user activity . How can a tech school not be more active on reddit than Rutgers ? This is good . I suppose i will just have to do laundry more often Rant , Definitely . Snuff was good , but . Very .... It's called PORNHUB people . Cairo , Egypt : Checkpoint Temporarily Unavailable . At least they left your your chests . my AP Computer Science class quickly got the nick-name AP Counter Strike . It was great fun until the AP Test , the questions were all asking about Office and we only played de_dust i'd be wary of using something intended to be in my mouth down there . i mean , a good vibrator can cost only 20 bones . I've got two . invest in one instead of using your toothbrush , please . Hi , wasser ! GUESS WHO Well , at least the Egyptian government is handling itself well in a time of crisis . you're right actually , i despise my boobs . i don't even really like anyone else touching them . ( saying this still doesn't stop guys from sadistically squeezing / pinching the fuck out of them ) All OVER the national news . Because it would be another example of how white people are holding them down while all they do is try to be successful . Look fake Up next : X-Men Evolution ........ If I see any weird crossover fan fiction from you guys , I'm going to be out for blood . I rage everytime I see a Newegg contest and immediately see that Quebec is excluded . Thank you Loto-Quebec .. I use the reddit toolbar , and when I went to upvote this story , the fucking bell in the logo rang . geek ! = nerd Neither foul nor bachelor-like behavior . There's no Weird Fishes / Arpeggi . I came here to see a midget having sex with a horse while getting peed on by a group of obese women . But I didn't see a midget having sex with a horse while getting peed on by a group of obese women . Fist posted this up on his channel - - yea way to keep it a secret .. So you're saying he doesn't know how to use apostrophes . This happened to me and I didn't even realize it . I was tired , about to go to bed , and just being an idiot getting killed a lot . At the time I thought I got spawn killed by a chopper gunner . I replayed the game in theater mode and sure enough I got shot twice . Also , nobody even had a chopper gunner during that game , haha . Yup , OP definitely didn't deliver ClipMenu just sits in the menu bar and has a simple drop down menu with a list of stuff that's been on the clipboard , and I prefer that kind of simplicity . It also has " snippets " , IE predefined stuff you can copy down , which is good for uncommon characters like Oh the shame . i see what you did there 1 Downvote ? Who's the Hater ? I'm looking at you I'm a big fan of all thing German since I lived there a few years back and now am back home . So thanks to you now every time my girlfriend goes " It's so fluffy ! " I go " Es ist so Flauschig ! " and she goes I see what you did there - a blind person wouldn't be able to read that statement and respond ! Blue Moon is not a micro-brew . It is made by Coors . This is the map everyone seems to forget , over flashier maps like Ascension , Blood Gulch ( Lets believe everything is true for a moment , if he is just out of prison , does not have job and it is still not back in school and happens to have an internet connection it is not impossible to learn all the little things common to reddit , ( AMA , IAmA , TIL , OP , Mormon ? Son , I am disappoint ... too soon ? .......... i'm just glad this isn't fake . WHOA ! ! ! ! ! ! maybe you just need to smoke some trees bro no need to get hostile about it ........... What is a " mile " ? Lasers do not work that way . i dont see one piece of bacon . Who are you ? We dont take kindly to Diggers around here ... Digger lover ... i quite like his Mout is a chick I wasn't implying we were the only racists .... Mr . Fox News anchor , way to take shit out of the context and over react . What is it with this howtoforge guy and disabling selinux ? Made in USA son , i am disappoint Dude ... What a fantastic way to greet new members - by spamming copypasta from what I can only assume is a throwaway account . Double Woah earthquake ! Now I have to buy my barrack again Yes I suppose you could say it is free if you don't donate This repost is so recent the link is still purple for me . Obvious troll is ... far too obvious ? God dammit , Egypt . Oh my ! Those are some mighty big fangs your dog ... oh dear . DovK I wish you just submitted this comic so I didn't get a whole shit storm of people yelling ' KARMA WHORE ' at me cuz I submitted this . I think you were just trolling me I'm a left hander , and I game normally . Last month I went over my bandwidth cap by 7 GB , and had to pay Rogers an additional $ 14 . Fuck CRTC ! Well fuck someone . She has a penis Down voting for Ministry of Sound hate . You get this I was really outraged until he tried to turn it into an argument for private forces , then I was in permanent Stop doing your nephew's homework for him Having sex with Missy Elliot . I swear ... I need to move away from GA . You type very well drunk . you do the same thing Jesus Fuckin Christ , you can kharma whore on your reddit bday ? Shit I should've known . Mine was 2 days ago You own both these accounts , don't you ? This was orchestrated way too purrfectly That's the joke . Thanks for your input , Smegmasoup ... Portland seems to have a lot of love here . I've never been west of Texas , but I think it's time to book a vacation in OR . Never thought of Minneapolis ... or ... China ... If a setup is long , the punchline had better be worth it . I had to do it four times . I get " is it wrong to sleep with your step dad after your mom dies " if I type " ` is it ` " ... Yes because a general who sits in a FOB all day , and never leaves the wire without a massive bodyguard , has some kind of clue as to what soldiers under his command do day-to-day . Wow I wish I was like him so I could fornicate with lots of women * DAE watch pawnstars * Brown ? He's trying to make synthetic * meat * , not synthetic turds . Who wants to know OP , you cannot be serious ! I'd be absolutely confident opening it right up . First things on my mind would be a ram upgrade and an SSD slotted in there to bring it up to tablet speed . Dell technical support , however , tell me both of these upgrades are impossible . Do you want to make a third proof saying " hey , websitedotcom ! " ? No , I'm kidding ..... hahahaha . haha . ha .. > some things he should know ( history of narwhals , reason for bacon obsession , out in the boonies ? Rifle is not Mosin . I was a bartender for two years and people tried to bring small children in all the time . I would ask for their children's ID and the parents would look at me like I was crazy . It's a BAR . That's not anatomically accurate . Needs [ F ] & [ M ] tags . Difficulty cap ? Until you go to prison and Bubba gives you the same treatment Exact same thing for me too . I've even had girls ask if I use mascara ... Wow , goddamn , I had no idea that a mollyguard for your toilet paper was such an infringement on your personal liberties . Found in the comments : " Alot of people here have never been hungry . When you are starving you will eat , whatever . " ( Its 2011 , this is still meme ? Thank you for making me feel like a pedophile The only negative about this game ? The font is Comic Sans . i thought the title said " TIL that no one uses Minecraft anymore . " spent a good 5 minutes starting at the picture trying to figure out the relation Which in turn makes mine Yea , like with all the old ones you have to manually move the windows and make them bigger ! so much extra work ... I still don't see what is WTF or why Not even a chuckle ? A mean thought ? A Are you a terrorist ? It's shit like this , Planet Earth ... This was my reaction to the entire movie : * * If that monster ends up destroying the humankind , I'm going to hold you responsible There's never such a thing as spending enough time on reddit . You really don't know ? And this is why Reddit is slowly turning into facebook . Next panel : Is that a food grade spring ? I live in Bachmann's district I had my engineering laptop replaced by them in undergrad . The new one they sent had a faulty battery . When I tried to get them to exchange it for one that worked they told me they wouldn't because the battery wasn't under warranty . I'm guessing that's the actor's character in a cookie-cutter procedural crime drama ? Canine version of the you have to it run as admin . you mean soda I was gonna upvote this ... Until you said yours was the well done steak . you mean soda water red also cheated we are still waiting .... REED RICHARDS KNOCK IT OFF . you mean pop > Sorry about this ... what is " Thank you for clarifying that Michael Oh she can cut something off alright ... thread link please , I must read it . the 60 ' s music in the former turns it from creepy to Close enough they outlawed it Well , I'm home now . We had a talk , and it wasn't nearly as awkward or frightening as I thought it'd be . Even though I didn't intend to come out to her today , her reaction has lifted a huge weight from my shoulders . So thanks again Sis ( even though you * were * using my iphone without permission You mean soft drink What's creepy to me is that those are man hands . Clearly not anything feminine behind the mask . This right here ---> Yeah I only trust Huanqiu shibao Just copying and pasting the I went from SimCity 2000 to SimCity 4 . I have no idea how to build a city now . Nothing works . Pretty good ? ? ? I know for sure it wasn't automated . I sent them a message citing the typo on the application ( It was actually on the resume I uploaded to JobVite which overwrote the fields on the application ) and provided the correct number . I still feel like an ass though . I ... I don't even ... just , I am south and I dislike EvilPigeons But ... but ... * Jeremy Irons * . 12.6 inches for Buffalo ... I don't do that meme bullshit . tell me about it Well I disapprove of any 7 year old ( and any parent that allows this ) that could completely show her underwear if she bent over . I suppose I didn't specify how mini this miniskirt was . Again , Jeez , if that's how the question was worded , then you should have received credit ! That's sort of subjective ... they should have said " defining characteristics of ... " instead of traits which help you . Only vegetarian foods served 1.2 ani de digg , dupaia sa schimbat si toata lumea a plecat deacolo ... am intrat pe reddit si mam obisnuit rapid cu site-ul ... stiam demult de reddit , doar ca eram obisnuit cu digg Damn you ! ... Virgin Media are gonna cap us now This is what happens when you let film crews follow police and they think ratings before actions I think I choose * not * to believe this My mom was 16 & pregnant in 1983 ... long before it became a fad . A few Christmas's ago , my grandma was hittin ' the egg nog and pulled me aside to tell me how she had tried and tried to convince my mom to get an abortion , but to no avail . I listened to her recount the story with this face BlueXephos at youtube is very entertaining for his rift videos . Also Jesse Plays ! has some rift videos , even if he did take 12min to fuck with his avatars hair in one of the first ones . So they . . put the solar panels under the bike lane ? How is that any better than putting them on a roof ? Not * * organic * * ? ? ! Yeah I'm not getting the " / r / metalcore I believe the look of disapproval is due to the fact he ( as so many people do ) used the wrong caliber weapon for self protection . If you shoot someone in the torso and they don't die , stop using a pop gun . Buy a . 45 . 9mm merely wounds in so many cases . If your life is at risk , you need something that will do some real damage . Someone's fucking with every hobby everyone has ever had ? woke up half an hour early to clean my car off ... my rear window defrost decided not to work and every window was covered in an inch of ice , plus everyone was going like 20 on the highway I love this news feed . It's been so long I'd almost forgotten what actual news looks like . You spelled " definitely " correctly first ... and then mispelled it in the next sentence . The thumbnail lured me in . The guy who posted this story in / r / wtf added a If the engineer didn't account for the possibility of earthquakes due to all the fault lines in the area , she's no expert engineer . I worked on a show right out of film school a few years back . This was one of the producer's car . He showed up to set one afternoon in an obi wan robe with a prop lightsaber attached to his belt ....... Self post don't add to your overall Karma . Pictures do though the ones under 25 are too ... I see what you did here Which large part ? The guy was legit crazy . He told me if i pay him to fuck her it's cool . I made the mistake of googling Ice Cream Beard ... it looked like I was looking for CP Facials . Well that was a waste of a letter Lucille appears to be missing a leg on the box . Ex wife left me for an amateur magician ... There are thousands of children in Africa that would love some meat right now I'm a supervisor Daddy Day Care ? Scary Movie ? My main objective was to see what other people do for fun in long distance relationships . heh , that would be a fantastic price for an ISP , but that was WAY more than three words Opinions on this issue seem to be split 50/50 , but I found Eurail to be a scam . I got a France / Spain pass and later discovered that I would have saved around € 100 and a ton of hassle if I had just bought individual tickets . The rail companies hate the pass , so if you get an asshole conductor ( I'm looking at you , Nice Kinda like how the UK , Canada , and others have banned individuals from owning handguns ---> Kinda like how many other countries have no gender or sex equality ---> At the fair this year , a man said " Nice beard , buddy . " And as he walked past me , gives me a friendly ass slap . I was Nice try , ex-boyfriend . This should be explained on the second page I have the same shoes as him > Honestly they have a really big uphill battle . Mac and Linux ? Y U NO LET PUCK GO IN ? You're American and you think Canada is smug ? * That's the funniest * * ONES * * * Jersey Shore , please no Haha , I saw you were a grad , the Zzu Crew posted a note ken Bone wrote in the Evergreen about being a good sportsman ( fuck good sportsmanship it wins you nothing , then again I don't really cheer I just make smart ass comments all game ) but in responce I wrote ' So I probably shouldn't have a sign that says " 16 Years Old ? BY YOUR COMMAND , MY LORD . do you live in texas ? So whenever we hear day laughing , he's un-muting himself to let us hear him laugh ? it has begun how are you able to hear the other team ? This ---> Thank you shitcunt That roll of toilet paper is oriented the wrong way . So , in Florida everyone answers the door with a gun in his hands ? It's almost like he knew who those 3 guys were . And a robbery at 8.45 ? * " There is no reverse , because the business specifically requested it that way . " * - Tron Developer #01001010 I don't like taking any chances . Terran can be at T3 ground in 6:33 Those poor skeletons . I thought we were using It's good , but no wasd I don't have a facebook account . I had one for a while , then deleted it . My friends still bring it up ... " Why did you get rid of facebook ? ? ? ? ? I must contact you ! ! ! ! ! OP tried to be considerate and courteous , caring about others ' afflictions , and they pay him with nasty stares and upon further inspection , the devs are using a ASPX page to call up a ASP page ... Classic ASP ... Hand hearts ? So what you've done is submit a picture of Bill Pullman fucking John Candy ... Ewwww ! That's just wrong ! I can't seem to find the link right now but it was not too long ago we latest had a male paedophile doing an IAMA . Even though he asserted that he had never and would never act on his feelings he was * * absolutely destroyed * * by the reddit hivemind outrage . But this time the op is a girl and * oohh look at all the love and support * . I'm hoping that's a really small coke can . A stop in Greenpoint , eh ? But ... there is no suitable pier at India Street ... June , you say ? That's 5 months away ... My brain hurt to read your very poor understanding of our nation's founding fathers . t ( Nice alt account bro . I see what you did there My wife had that happen on Jan 6 of this year . The roads were very slick and the car in front of her went into a spin . She moved into the left lane to go around ( it was too slick to stop ) and he rebounded off the right-hand guardrail and hit the left side of our car . We just bought it and had not even made the first payment yet EVERYONE UPVOTE THIS POST , and FUCK whoever downvoted it ( better not be the OP of this thread No , only a little snack for non-vegetarians . I don't even . . . that's so disgusting . . . Millions ? Keep on licking the staff of your shepherd . I see People ask me if I'm a sophomore or junior in high school . I already graduated . Take a joke , bitches This server's website has an extensive FAQ ... just no description about the server itself . Author needs to explain how he is coming up with those charts with a label on the charts . I can't figure it out . Is it based on bandwidth ? The numbers certainly are distributed just about right for this to be a measure of bandwidth .. * " Redditor for 5 months " * As a man who watches ecchi anime ( for various reasons As a hardened git and emacs lover , " Its natural range is in * * Australia * * and * * Tasmania * * " I thought the Government had a say when parents wanted to screw with their child's names ? Or is that in another country ? Why would anyone do that to their child ? Used to a lot more than I do now . There's nothing more dreadful the first time you have a conversation with another self-proclaimed movie geek , where after a while you realize you've simply been reading the same wikipedia articles . I'm sorry , I don't abide racism And it's about to snow in Texas First thing that came into my head was : HIPSTER METAL ! Populous * * is * * an awesome game As much as I would like to accept that this is sarcasm . The fact that you even uttered these words in a comment makes me want to drive off a cliff in a fit of nerd rage . ... Slender Man ? oh , that's not all he did . He bred her before she was 2 yrs old ( apparently she's from a good blood line ... ) . Before she had the litter , he dumped her off - then once she had them , he showed back up at the shelter / home asking for the pups . Right here . And they don't take kindly to being called bitches . For fuck sake , please have the common courtesy and decency to label this as having graphic content or at least NSFW . i promise i'll get around to posting my pattern . it takes me forever to do anything . Facebook apps . That was a lot manly nakedness I know BMI is considered by many to be a ludicrous calculation . I haven't played with it much honestly , but was just punching numbers into the CDC site and realized that at 5 ' 10 " , I'd have to weigh 128.5 lbs to be considered underweight . You just used the pedophile angle on your nephew . she isn't allowed to have coffee anymore That was such a disappointing ending Ah , I've been to that place and I didn't really like it . The owner hovers over you and watches you eat your meal . Made me feel uncomfortable . Or perhaps a new pair of glasses .... Number 47 Fucking Roethlisberger .... I'm a die hard Bears fan and he is basically forcing me to root for the Packers Leave the kid alone Don't you mean carrots ? [ ] ( / pft " I'm really really high Ask me for * what ? * Other stories ? DWS is always on major news , why are we reading this " politicks " blog I play Protoss , but listen to the Terran music . Aaagh my eyes .... and I don't even like beauchamp Sounded to me like his van was being pelted by rocks / was fired on and also the people around were lobbing molotov cocktails everywhere Damn . I was trying to interpret it from context , and apparently failed Those showing their tits should have to go through some sort of approval process , though . The second one over from the left has some nasty-looking udder boobs goin ' on there . Fortunately the other three serve as eyebleach You knew I meant the poop too . Smartypants . Hey that was right down the road from me oh ya , ask Cali how fun it's been . Yeah , that's always the one quality I look for in my friends . The Youtube comments .... They will if people like you keep posting it all over the internet . I opened the page and everything seemed to load so I switched back to my Reddit tab to make sure I was looking for a light blue gradient since I didn't see one . I opened a different reddit post , glanced it it and then opened the comments here . After reading a few , I switched back to that page just in time to see all the text finally get a blue gradient Aka Nauru . Naming committee Definitive list . Goal.com suuuuuuure ... Looks like they're wearing scuba gear . I grew up in South Eastern Washington and I have to say it was very nice . You must have grown up in Spokane No , ಠ_ಠ on your Finland = Land , I mean , C'MON ! there are no words .... only I believe Washington , Oregon , and Utah are under quarantine because if you bring hops in that are infected with something , you'd jeopardize the entire US crop . To end the show ? Wow , he reacted like his mom just drained his coke stash down the toilet . Reddit , I am disappoint that this thread even exists ... Bad G I end up alternating in and out . When they're in , they sweat ; when they're out , they freeze . Well , thanks for the Friday morning cry hahah good point . It took me a minute to understand this sentence because 1 . no punctuation or apostrophe in " it's " and 2 . it's * * THEY'RE * * not their You * * * NEVER * * * make ' em touch Cool , but would have looked better outlined with obsidian / black cloth . Also , you made his eyes orange Citing yahoo answers ? Okay , first of all get this condescending attitude of " laying in the dust in Iraq " out of your head , if you want to be an officer that means you're going to be a leader , which means you cannot ask anything of your men you would not readily do yourself . And no , you probably won't die , jackass . this happened to me a lot in CA . drivers there won't switch lanes to pass you , they just tailgate you . How many times is this doctor / specialist going to keep telling the people that he has a break thru with this same experiment ? ..... oh wait nvm maybe a repost on reddit seems more likely . and she was smiling after-wards Is there something wrong with that ? Well , it doesn't actually hurt , it's uncomfortable . And I didn't post in / r / shittyadvice . That is quite the relevant username buddy , how often do people catch on ? I live in Baton Rouge and the whole city shut down because it is cloudy AND cold at the SAME TIME . Seriously . No ice , no snow . Just cloudy and cold . appreciate it , looks like a bunch of the animals are balding He's using internet explorer * We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday . Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week . * Great stuff , same kind of an event was here in Finland a while ago . Sadly , Christians retaliated and traded bibles for porn . Y U NO USE FAQ In the blazing heat of July ... Damn my curiosity All these wine people from California are moving to Walla Walla and driving up the price of housing and fucking up everything . There are over 150 wineries in a town of 28,000 people .... That pretty much covers how I felt about it . Google , who pulls data from wherever they possibly can , complaining that Bing used click-tracking to help improve their results . Redditor for 28 minutes . I want to see this type of site happen There's a song now ? No wait , you just suck i must say at first i was like Nice appropriate user name ... however , Is this guy trolling ? She virtually a tub of lard . What you talking about where are her ribs ? Redditor for two years . Who would've guess with a name like jagermeistr ? there are exactly zero boobs in your comment damn , no luck at all on my 1090T purchase . Day after I bought it , Newegg started giving $ 10 gift cards with it , and 1 month later there's a price drop . All I ended up getting was a kick ass proc . This would be useful if all the links weren't already clicked Yeah , but I would rather not mention how more often a p entered my v . I live in Oregon , too , and hear that way too often . sure .. " people " were selling hash ... Wait , I don .... Nice try at comment-whoring , addy . We see right through you I'll try to remember that for next time ... I saw some people mention this before , but I usually open links in new tabs so I've never gotten that annoyed with it . Seems like a stupid thing to do , Twitter No dude , that was Jesus , not God . Though if you believe the Catholic version , they're the same person ! Hang on , are they using a homonym for " truth " , with the same spelling and pronunciation but a different meaning to everyone else ? Then why post this on reddit … No problem , anything to help . Whatever you say ma'am ... Oh , I thought they just used photoshop . Well , damn , I had tried ports 2 and 3 with no luck and gave up . But just tried port 4 and it worked . OP , didn't you get the memo ? Calls for the shrimp .. ends up with crabs its upside down And why is there a postage stamp machine and the USPS logo behind the guy if this is UPS ? This just made me picture someone actually using a vuvuzela . That's India's population in a nutshell . They don't have Native American . Criminals in Wall Street can topple our economy and serve 0 time . But be a terrorist threat .... locked up indefinitely . At first I thought you were kidding . But then .... you weren't . i use to , then it stopped ... i forget when . If it starts again its all your fault Lol , read that whole page looking for a reference to the look of disapproval . could not find one . aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddd .... The wife informed me she threw it away on Thursday Ew , Mexican ceviche Your comment is even more invalid for the incorrect use of * * your * * He opens with " I'll stab you with a ski pole " ... Which means that's the line he probably gave the most thought Amazing ! It's like the cub actually understands what they were saying West South Boulevard . JD ... can you believe it Since tweens started posting on the internet . I am not clicking on a link that goes to " poopreport.com " Because everyone everywhere that has ever bought dell has only bought it for personal use . I suppose no business or IT department has never had to work on dells . Gerry Adams winning in Louth I bet you weren't high , you just said that for the karma . " dugg down " ? He never claimed to have owned them all at the same time , nor did he claim that he bought them all new > Though I swear some of you are stab-bots . What the hell you copying my name for ? The Papa Johns in our neighborhood shut down ... Yuengling is my east coast beer of choice ! They don't sell it here in Wisconsin . Source :D aily Mail you stole my line Glad to see someone managed to bring religion into the discussion . Consider yourself lucky not remembering that game's name . It sounds like a bad shroom trip . " we're ready to receive him , but of course he can't . " Yeah I saw that , I was wondering what all it would say , but I couldn't quite read it at first because Chrome , unlike Firefox , does not automatically resize images to fit the screen . Now , of course , I should be into " scroll bar territory " and I have to apologize for making this a reply to you and hijacking your comment , but so it goes . To the submitter ... Lots of Rochester , NY is a fine place sir . Those subreddits you stop grabbing your own ass The cake totally needs this on it : As a Texan living in St . Louis now , I wholeheartedly approve . Though most of the hate I hear around here is for Chicago , they do like to throw in some comments about Texas every now and then . Good thing I have " My first programming class was in BASIC Had a friend just name her baby Gideon Blaze . all these collection put mine to shame That's terrible . Kid holding the sign : Weight doesn't affect acceleration . My son is getting a kick out of farting into my phone and sending it to my wife Oh god .... I'm not American and that was painful No we're not ! Don't know where the OP is , but that's pretty much the standard price for decent beer in DC . I've seen Hopslam for 10/10 z here , and Guinness for 8.00 / pint . * Reads comments * : Now if only the overlay worked with DX11 This is in extremely poor taste , even for Reddit . That's not a word You can't blame him for that . It's his Christian moral compass ... I posted this 15 hours before you I hope you mean the 1996 one . You're charging a dollar for an SDK demo ported to OpenGL ? You learn to expect that out of athletes . Most of them are black guys , after all ... The project status page is an animated gif of a rocket . Yeah , as soon as I started reading the response , I was like ... Dude , you're being racist to your own race . Your comment just cost reddit money . Thanks a lot User 38691 I am shocked that 408 people have downvoted this . I feel bad about down voting an ass . you're being racist too . well , you did say " Surprise me " you just a word up there So , what does this mean for the colon cancer dogs ? I also was like and turned to everyone I was watching the superbowl with , and they were ALL like Obligatory - I avoid cheap guitars for the same reason you do . I did however acquire a cheap travel guitar made by Hofner for about $ 100 ( Retails for $ 119 ) . The guitar plays pretty good , and sounds alright with the single humbucker pickup . What really made me Looking good man ! Also I recommend growing an enormous beard then making pig tails at the bottom . I'm serious Not even . i found one and c & p-ed . did he keep tem saved in his trash folder ? Why is there a queue leading to the bathroom . OMG , I can't believe I didn't think of that . / s I laughed after reading this and now people are looking at me funny . You crashed your car for karma . I wish there were more people like you to be honest . God damn chavs I like mainstream rap a lot more than most people in this subreddit , but this ..... I have no other words for than We're degrading professional athletes who work tirelessly to hone their craft and make it to the top of their industry and judging them by their body parts ? I got called a cheater by the guy on the other team that was also doing it . From 1990-2004 the Leafs actually made the playoffs 11 out of 15 times The NSFW posts usually have some of the best discussion . I thought , " Hey , I have no idea who Alison Brie is . Maybe , by clicking this non-NSFW link , I can have some context without clicking the NSFW link , " and TITS EVERYWHERE . I heard some Christian men take boys for lovers . That does sound very pleasing to the ear .. Some kid in a parking lot was trying to sell me a chocolate bar for $ 2 . I was kind of wavering so then he added , " Or you can buy 2 for $ 5 . " He was not joking either . but you have ... um ... the stampede ? Why would you watch an old post and bring back my memories ? Is that a fucking tattoo in it's ear ? Tell me you didn't do that It wasn't awkward until the spider come around ... they look pretty much the same half-way through i thought to myself " this better not be another ' pokemon twist ' story . " i skipped to the last sentence . I was right . Sleep is for the weak . There's always the idiot in the surprise party . physically , not mentally Hmmm ... He taught you physics and you can't remember how to spell his name ? * * HALF OF THE PEOPLE COMMENTING ON THIS VIDEO HAVE BEEN REDDITORS FOR EXACTLY AS LONG AS THIS POST HAS BEEN UP * * That guy on top looks like he might * be * his girlfriend . Battle.net comes to mind . It's free and it works good ( even if Blizzard made some fishy decisions about it lately If you don't know who VW is , you have no place being on / r / fashion I was expecting a tranny ! Are those Hungarian-notation turdlets in front of those variables ? If so , then Alternatively , are they just random characters to avoid collisions ? Because if so then What an idiot Your link just shrank my browser window you've been struck through . I did that for all of them . Twice . God prefers the smith machine . Atheists are free-weights all the way . so , there ARE 9th graders on reddit What ? How can this be ? Cool , cool , cool , Digg I actually never finished either but that's only because I couldn't defeat the chick at the end . I did it the old-school way : select unit -> select move / attack / mine icon on the left thats a pretty smart way to advertise your app They picture a Droid / Droid 2 for the Droid X article . That is a pretty fucking stupid girl What is wrong with her eyebrows ? HA HA HA Everyone knows that wanting a shaved pussy is a sign that she's cheating on you ... Buy a Spas - 12 . Why ? Because you can club a man to death after emptying it . Honestly though , either is fine . I prefer semi-auto ( of a fashion ) , which is why I own a Spas - 12 , Benelli M4 , Ithaca side-by-side , and a Browning A5 . Don't look at me like that . Took me a second but now I can't unsee . types out " shifty eyes " oops ! Something similar happened to me in State College , PA this past december ... I was waiting in the car for a friend to grab beer when a collection of college folks exiting the bottle shop got into a car and proceeded to reverse right into my friends car . They promptly sped off as I stepped out of the car .. I was too drunk to rember the whole plate , but I know they were jersey plates . album : my little niglets . Is this one of those pictures I stare at all day only to find out there is absolutely nothing to see ? They get me everytime > No they weren't . Not only that , but his aspect ratio is only set to 4:3 on a 16:9 screen ? YUP ... current roommate . Friends from university . Found each other at the same parties ... I thought she was cool - we move together , get a place together .... TOTAL JESUS FREAK . talks about religion like it's the weather ... That sounds like something a Sith would say . Sorry , but " alway's " Firearms instructor here ... all I have to say is She looks 12 ... Gah , Reddit , join us pic ... really . When there's a set of 16 Scorpion Fortress images , it picks that . And yet I fall asleep at the monitor every night ... Just focus more on your macro . And btw , when you're over 50 food under supply , get 3 mules instead of 3 supply drops . Acknowledging other redditors viewpoints like this , shouldn't result in downvotes Are you purposely making spelling errors ? It's a good thing NASA's time and money is spent on this bullshit than the IMMENSE bullshit of going to mars . / s is for sarcasm > / s is for sarcasm It sure is comfy to believe that people who disagree with you are idiots , isn't it ? Unfortunately you keep doing them on Saturdays . > > Hah just hyperbole don't worry if you are a Redditor you can't be that dumb Multiplayer games tend to have that effect Instead of laughing , I unzipped my student's pants . Now i know what my friend did , and she's 14 don't try to police me Fascist I see what you did there ... I tried starting with Chris Rock , and yes , surprisingly at my 6th click , there is Hitler . I was going to wait at least 2 days before I orangered you again , but this is outrageous . Almost as outrageous as sleeping with a stuffed barney . Looks familiar ... Y U NO SHIP TO CANADA ? But seriously , I tried to buy a T-shirt from blackjackinc and it let me enter my Canadian billing / shipping address , but then said ya'll don't currently ship to my location . My ex boyfriend told me I was a dead ringer for Annie Swanson . I had no idea who she was . I googled her and she's a plus sized porn star . Like this : Yep . I did have to get a new phone . It did give me a good excuse to get a better , albeit less reliable phone ( An old friend of mine is in a relationship with her 1st cousin , she would tell me at the begining of their r'ship that they didn't know they were related when they got together . Months later I asked where they met , she told me they met at a family reunion Massive blood loss causes death . " so I decided to hit McD's for a sandwich and a coffee " ... " I'm an avid amateur olympic weightlifter " I think we should start a letter campaign where we flood her inbox with letters that only read : wtf .. i had an ad play as I was watching the clip This happened to me today . First I was like teh-Fuuu , then I was like My best friend just put that word in Scrabble and beat me with it . Red Label ? You can do better than that * Looks for F13 ... \ * starts slow fap \ * Not if I'm color blind . Four dudes being stupid makes you feel sick ? r / funny ? David Koepp ( the writer of Death Becomes Her ) also wrote Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Chrystal Skull . Good for the environment too > How exactly does one " track down and penetrate Anonymous " ? General Voyeur Blowjob's Chat No need , all my pets snore . Strangely enough the cat is louder than the pugs . You should have looked at her like this ---> I actually turned the water on a little and this is the look I got Me neither . I was expecting some pleasant forum whimsy whereby all the members collaborated in assembling lots of little pieces of picture into a big picture . Instead I get some sort of clown killer dude ranting about pedo porn on a voyeur blowjob forum - ideal thing to open at work I have no idea what that was but it had sound and I am at work . Though I thought your post was quite funny , your edit is rather sad . Firstly you make a lot of broad generalizations British Toilet Association > Also , the McDonald's Hot Coffee Case was not frivolous Why do I keep clicking these links ... I chuckled , but then I noticed how one of the J's is the wrong way around . Quiet , you ! What's fucked up is that the big jugs cost more per ounce then the smaller ones . Thanks a lot Coco-Cola .. wow yeah , that's so creative ' Dickey ' isn't allowed . It contains profanity Pointing that out was necessary ? Really ? Oh bravo , insulting someone over the internet , it would have more sway if you were correct . It may be old but you have to admit , that is a pitch perfect Smells like someone stole something from Deviant Art and then posted it off-topic on Reddit ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Okay . oh , you are the one that keeps breaking it ! 1 sold Eugene Victor Tooms I would very much like to do this , but it requires me to purchase a treadmill and they are expensive conspicuous lack of gear ... Well only the two of us , after " the incident " . > Your logic is horrible . Your morals are also not universal , and by your own logic , invalid . Saw this on my frontpage , I was expecting dogs videos I cringed at the hard j sound in regime Ichigo has " pride " in his " swastikas " That sneaking animation looks curiously familiar Turning it off and on again DIDN'T WORK ? Nevermind , that was the old one running in the background Holy crap ! I saw that sign too ! It irks me when people call burning man " home " . Holy downvotes ! Tongue , meet Cheek . Cheek , this is Tongue . I never would've taken / TIL to be sans sense of humor It is for Ph . D programs ! My Master's program is $ 1,100 per credit I liked it for ten minutes of Deadpool ... and I don't mean that ABOMINATION poofing around for the last bit . Wait ... what ! ? ! Why u no finish ! The fact that he's dating my teenage daughter I believe you mean * * escalator * * , not elevator . But yes , people who stand at the top and * especially * people who stand on the left side on the escalator while everyone else not climbing it is standing to the right so others can walk up on the left side are BAD PEOPLE . ... because Apple are the kings of open platforms . It was a joke , but wow , awesome downvote response . I'm still going to Chick-fil-A tomorrow that is the ultimate This is Just give him a : " You may not right click . 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He doesn't want to think of his parents having sex , but then he immediately notices clues that they were . Clayton Bigsby does not . " Breaking system . " Imgur needs to get with the encoding times so we can see This shit happened to me today . I'm of the opinion that he is the original Porn will never be the same It would have been more convincing without the cheesy sound effects . And now that the photoshoppers know our methods , they will figure out more ways to be evaded . I don't want my children exposed to images of genitalia . I'm gonna call bullshit on this one . you people .. ? Thanks a lot You prefer drawn women over real ones ? Take freedoms for 30 years , look at the name sounds legit . A worryingly large amount of redditors who thought this was real He never buys any potions HELLO BAB : 3 Im stalking your page hey a fantastic troll with accurate news ? It's $ 1.99 in Canada I do not approve of oil made from babies . " Norway ? ! " Once you pop , the fun don't stop " ..... Javascript was * supposed * to be universal . Video added 2 days ago Yes . I should also point out that * m * should be chosen not be 2 because * F_2 * is 1 . This causes the slight problem in the case of * F_4 * . Either you don't know some parts of the world spell it that way , or you do know and you're just being an ass ( not that I'm any different right now ) . Either way , Blocked here too . Fuck you Sony , what's the fucking point ? ? ? That booty . We'll .. There might be a post on a site that does this kind of thing right now that are posting nothing but The thumbnail looked like there was bacon . Big size , no bacon , I am dissapoint Basengis . African dogs . You put the black one in the back . All the amazon sponsored links suck . Do better , amazon , or I'm going to adblock you again . Nine pages with 2-3 paragraphs of text each . Damn you , that is * exactly * what I came here to say ! Like Ted Kord needs a hole in his head . " Dan thanked his rescuer , and placed the bike back onto the rack . " Except that everyone knows you don't start at that end . Definitely fake . Why do people perpetuate this demonstrably false information ? The only method that has been shown to work is holding B and pressing left and right to match the wiggling of the ball on the screen . So my boyfriend and best friend got matching tattoos today ... I went to a fireworks show in Idaho , and near the end there was just a gigantic fireball explosion in the distance . People actually started to panic , until they just sent up the next firework and went on like nothing happened . It was probably on purpose , considering it was Idaho There's just too much money in it I thought it was Egypt I can only imagine these eyes --> Someone just unsubscribed . Dammit , I overpaid Three fucking dollars ? Are you shitting me ? I have to work an entire 9 fucking minutes to buy that shit ? 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" SEX SCHOOL I experienced something similar . Been talking to this girl for the last year . Was going to fly to Houston to surprise her . I ask her last Wednesday if she has a valentine , just kind of half jokingly ya know . She said she did . Her ex . ha ha ha Those don't look like any girl's legs that I've ever seen ... This would destroy choice at like , what , 3 or 4 weeks of pregnancy ? People frequently don't even know they're pregnant by then ! I'm an atheist lesbian vegetarian with an iPhone , you got a problem with that ? ! ? I'm so glad there are compassionate and accepting people like you in the world — who don't make disgustingly emasculating remarks when it comes to vegetarianism . I tuned in 4 minutes back and I saw Torres dun goof thrice . You hate seeing people " forever alone " so your plan is to lump them altogether and post one picture for all of them ? There are some * stupid * people out there Oops - downvote . But i had to come back and look at huge sagging boobs again . Cute girl taunting us lonely nerds I haven't been to facebook in over 3 years . No account , no * lurking * . ( I always had a sneaking suspicion that the stars in the night sky were Muslim ... There's still an insurmountable difference in perspective . For example , the North feels they have much to offer the South in reunification , mainly three things : they have the army , the Party , and The Supreme Leader . The South feels about this offer like this : because " muslim " is not synonymous with " gay hater " . Is that really what passes for trolling these days ? Then the fucker took off the Malaysia , never to be seen again You say that like it's a bad thing Most of my friends are male firefighters . Exactly . I really wish that there was a mandatory reddiquette test . With 30 questions about how voting works . 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The libertarian in me How can someone be lucky , if he's dead ? I cannot decide how to respond to that . haha ... good man . Was about to slap some It was Monday . What makes it worse is that I was counting down to 10:00 am , conveniently forgetting that it was PST , and I'm in Central just leave me alone At first I was like And the reason being because I wasn't sure , but if I had to take a guess I would say that ಠxಠ is an angry noseless cat or a disappointed owl whereas Wow , I didn't realize my own kind was that fucked up in the head ... Alien blue iPhone reddit app . What netflix envelopes .. ಠxಠ is ಠ cross ಠ . As a mathematical topological construct , this would be a circle with a point inside as a topological space . The cartesian product produces a torus ( donut ) with a centre ring inside of it . The latter , We have Treasure Island and Outside Lands . Treasure Island is cool and all but Outside Lands ..... I think his weiner is plenty large , chief . Can somebody translate from Italian , what is he saying ? Talk about fucking owned . No photo of the Fiat 500 and cheap :D but fat more fat people Yep , people that don't spend their time worrying about how much system resources their software takes up are idiots . You got it . Now to rub it in our faces with face zoom ! They accidentally a word but you can still tell what they mean I've only seen one other reddit'r in the wild , wearing a ... and JPEG compression . Seriously ? You want to build muscle without any work ? That's the only face I'll use , Sir . > I've only seen one other reddit'r in the wild , wearing a That is not a unicorn . Damn you show me it Were you fapping to Reddit * usernames * ? ? Now I know why RES shows that I've downvoted you a lot over the months . The man lost his wife , can you blame him ? Relevant username . One does not simply derive Schrodinger's equation I'd be Monday's episode was bad , but I don't understand the other ratings at all . Chuck vs . the Push Mix was fantastic . Even last week's was a lot of fun . I've been watching since the beginning and I don't understand the people who hate this season . It's been generally good . Remember " Chuck vs the Couch Lock " ? Awesome ! Then again , what would they even do with a Season 5 ? A baby ? If you come out looking like Gizmodo .... plan ? No Narwhal ? Who else remembers $ 14 tickets Wait , you * just * found that out ? ... and he used MS paint to make the image . ... and he uses too many question marks . 3 pm GMT , this is the top comment . I have to say the naive me had greater ambitions for this post . Gabe looks like Peter Griffin in that picture . Sharks . They ... bit it off and spat it out But Ryze bot was already OP ! The fact that you think kale isn't a " normal-ish " food makes me Update : After talking for an hour and a half with an IRS agent , the agent discovered that I also didn't file for 2004 and 2005 TIL I was born the same year I recently attended a Secret Service informational and yes polygraph exams are very much still done . The uniformed secret service officer said her polygraph lasted 6 hours Oh awesome . I simply cannot think of a better way in which to use $ 50,000 in Detroit . and people get mad about CARS taking up 2 spaces .... the same people getting mad about cars taking up 2 spaces probably leave their carts like that .... its ' cause i'm awesome . I bet Watson would have gotten the joke ... I feel obliged to Read that as grade school ... reminded me of a quote from Fight Club . You're wearing an army hoodie , but he is in the Air force . redditor for zero days . Yea , and this situation should never arise . To make it worse this is all to get a a Lotus Notes ticketing system . When the whole tweet thing happened , my response was " haha , a funny idea . " I said that never expecting this to become a potential reality , and now that it has , all I can do respond with is this : > I never was a very good prankster Now I'm not sure if it was him who was being sarcastic or if my reply came off as sarcastic When computers finally become powerful and independent enough to take over the world they will decide to do so based solely on the final seconds from this episode of Jeopardy ! when Alec congratulates both human contestants - completely ignoring Watson . Canadians ... At first I read fight . I only clicked this because I was curious as to what game you were playing . You have a tv at work ? You have a tv at work ? ...... saved ? Vegetarian birdwatcher here , so forgive me , but ... And SMS . You wouldn't believe the markup on those . Someone should tell them the 50 ' s ended a long time ago . Attending christian university Ya know Two-Face ( AKA Harvey Dent ) was around before The Dark Knight Honestly , Jersey Shore . GTFO ! It's not bad , but it isn't good . Protein builds muscles , carbohydrates give you energy , fat has a high concentration of calories And its still as innacurate as ever . I'm equally disappointed every time I see this come up , but more tired of explaining it . In what crazy world is a 3 - year age difference frowned upon by friends ? Maybe we can start stripping the program that would have been shipping those planes to Israel , now Corn hole ? ? Very informative ... who downvotes billy madison quotes ? ? but ... you are just 15 ... Yes , all girls are exactly the same and they're all show-offs Love the enthusiasm here folks but a G6 ? ? Now you guys are getting crazy .... A G6 is gonna cost $ 58.5 million which means we would need 59,000 people and thats just insane ! ! Hey . You said " That is all " and then you kept talking .... I am literally making the Yeah , there was a kid in my theater too . He looked like he was with his grandma . He couldn't have been any older than 10 . I was thinking WTF when i saw them walk in , but when natalie portman started masturbating I kept thinking " shouldn't they be walking out right about now ? " ... aaaaand they never did . I have tried making Heh , worked in a warehouse alongside a Mexican guy one time . He was listening to the radio and there was some protest in Mexico . He exclaims , " Mexicans are revolting ! " I said , " See , that's what I've been saying all along ! " . He got halfway though a " yeah " and gave me one of these : oh in Texas , not creepy at all I pretty much I appreciate the effort , but the correct usage is " whence I came " not " from whence I came " as whence means " from where " . It's redundant If you insist , it's wódka . If you're saying that you can't tell the difference between Ornette Coleman and the music in this video in melodic quality ... i'm not sure you understand the definition of classist And after I cut it into slices I keep it in my freezer for later enjoyment . They made me watch an ad * then * told me I couldn't watch the video in my country This is classified as ' house ' ? BTW , / r / Wyoming has 52 o thanks i thought it was real Damn , wrong f-ing subreddit . What . The . Heck . Great logic there Hitler comparisons Sky Bison rare as in uncooked ? i bet if that was caught off a number of asian countries theyd eat it . ive read many instances of newly discovered or rare things being accidentally captured or wash ashore and the first thing people seem to do is eat it Did you , by chance , compare labels ? Blech , I just googled and ended up at icoke.ca . Flash overload . Eyeballs burning . I don't really have a pattern . Based on mostly my work / life schedule . I usually work afternoon till 9PM or so during the week , only full work day is Wednesday . Get to stay up till 3AM or so wake up at noon , rinse and repeat . It sucks because , well , none of my friends I know in person have a schedule like this , so I cannot hang out with anyone . Otherwise , I sleep like a normal human being mostly . That's assuming you people are normal . " why is bill o'reilly " Not cool . This is already the 2nd link in the front page . This is already the 1st link in the front page . Seriously . At least check if it is on the front page people . * * Congrats on the kid ! This is actually my primary account and I only use it for " novelty " occasionally . I never liked the " Redditor for one hour : KEEP AMERICA DERP ! Neyer is your favorite baseball writer ? The only " crime " I can see that he committed would be not having a waiver signed from the parents allowing them to be showed on film . Fairly certain that's not a 20 year felony . Stay away from my Jags 1 hour , 16 upvotes Upvote because of what this thread is about . It's not just in your area , it's all over the neighborhoods . It's an accumulation from over the winter with lazy pet owners . happens every year and irritates the fuck out of me . As someone who is about to adopt a furry little friend you can bet that i will be picking up after he or she does their business . Stepping in poop is no fun ... i wouldn't mind trying telemarketing , but most job listings ask for at least a year + experience in the field . it's funny how the hivemind assumes the OP is a guy . What did you do each time a comment was made ? If I was in your shoes I wouldn't have said anything outright but there definitely would have been a very conspicuous silence ... perhaps with a My wife is a high school teacher . She had to teach one of her classes that it was Valentine's Day not Valentime's Day . everything I say offends her The velcro looks so clean ... This is how you know jamband festivals have jumped the shark I seriously I get out at 4 and right now it's 3:30 ... I'm literally staring at the clock with these eyes - - I know exactly why I was creasing a booklet that I had folded at my office . Unfortunately I failed to realize that one of the staples in the binding had sheared off at one end , leaving a 1/2 " needle-like tip . I slid my index finger along the crease with considerable pressure , stabbing the entire stable through my finger . Pulled it out like a boss . The chart left out a whole year ... Frost on magmaw ... By the way P90x is fun at times cause you get to hear tony crack his corny jokes , but then u do it soo much that u memorize everything hes gunna say next ... and then you start saying it ... All right ! ! Justin Bieber is de - - Seriously . We're gonna tell admin on you and then you'll be sorry . It didn't say anything like that , did it ? Let's just say Authorities by definition can usually do what they want , then some spokesman will make up a likely story . You dick . I would love that camera What are you trying to get at sir my local news reported that they used rubber bullets and live ammunition and that 50 people were hurt and nobody was killed . NBC . You have a female passed out within your grasp , and you are asking Reddit what to do ? Damnit ipad flash Really ? Why does everyone think it's so scary ? I watched it because it was always recommended . I watched it on my computer , by myself , and had a pleasant sleep after . Extremely disappointing , in fact , it makes me rage a little inside when people say it's one of the scariest movies . Just don't fall for the adjustable rate scam I saw this on reddit yesterday . Omnifocus is $ 80 . Try copy and pasting this : OH NOES ! The US doesn't support a * sternly worded letter of disapproval * ? Let me do this , for America : * * no lightning bolt in a red deck You're hanging out in the reddit history subred and you don't know who ProbablyHittingOnYou is ? Impeccable choice of font color . Your sister , Leia is . Upvoted for real-life What's with the personal attacks ? I a funny about the Loch Ness Monster . " Union Busting makes Kean sad . " Blame google translator . You edited it to _add_ a typo Dyslexia + too much internet = me reading " Little Baby Penis " As an Opera user , I really hate being sent to mobile websites on my desktop PC . except he didnt even create the collection itself except he didnt even create the collection itself Wow , that's not a loaded headline at all . Nice try , George Foreman you try to spread your creep everywhere Honestly , I can't believe how many people write and draw on the bathroom walls / stalls in university . What's wrong with people ? Clearly abortion should be made illegal . not much longer you try to spread your comments everywhere you try to spread your comments everywhere What a narrow question To be fair , there is actually to much on reddit that make me do the look of disapproval . But there is not many things that makes me to feel the need for using ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Gimp for an 8 year old ? I don't know man ... those ankles ... Doesn't know who Jackson Pollock is . It was a gift That is 3 hours from me . I was the designated driver and the bar wouldn't serve me . I just suggested that , having not read all the way this far down on the list . XD It should have been first . Reddit , I am disappoint . I live in the same country and real porn is easy to find . Jesus christ . But only * after * he spelled it once , correctly . Why are you tracking your cousin ? He wasn't in Dazed and Confused ... I don't think the people upvoting you realize that this is a reference to Forgetting Sarah Marshall What is that supposed to mean You really shouldn't be exploring drains alone ( if at all ) - it's fucking dangerous , and if something happens to you , they'll probably never find you in time . Buddy system ! Be safe , damnit ! That'd be the world's shittiest place to start getting all paranoid . Okay ... but why the " Oh ... oh wow ..... That one is seriously Yesterday I got a really good ult off as Maokai , and the Janna knocked all of them out of it almost as soon as I started it . Nigeria , I am disapprove Radiogenic heat Portland Oregon here and I still see " White Pride , World Wide " shirts at the shows . WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY YOU'RE You think that's bad ? I just got a Facebook notification that one of my friends added someone on Myspace ... So , spam . You were . No way those balls weigh 1,000 lbs . 8lbs each , tops . Health sexy women operate in a completely different world than models . I've never seen a model , super or otherwise , and looked at them with anything other than I have a hearse as my every day car , and I've had it for 7 and a half years & every other day somebody will ask me " OH DO YOU HAVE A DEAD BODY IN THERE ? ! ? ! ? ! LOLOLOLOL " and facebook integration :D ........... Your user name dramatically lacks some * delete facebook * Dream pop ? Yo La Tengo ? Neo-psychedelia ? Mazzy Star ? So wait , you posted an affiliate link ? That is the original Battlefield 1942 theme Gabe Traylor ? If so your gay as fuck ... I hated you in highschool and I hate you right now Jk dude this is austin .. \ * tsk \ * \ * tsk \ * 4 times a week is the bare minimum ... Pero pero , ahí dice que somos más orgullosos mexicanos ... o son los mismos 8 con unas * poquitas * de cuentas throwaway ? ? ? christ church ? ok , i was feelin bad about this at first but now i dont care so much . Something tells me I shouldn't have looked at this at work ... * reads in Larry the cable guy voice * laughed and cried at the same time ... This is really a northside south map ... and a repost I did the Making furries look bad ? Just The last time I was there some guy behind me kept checking the G's game on his phone . At first I was like This can be arranged swagger jacking the pun racoon meme Irish car bomb in England Enough of you and your logic ALL the time . Usually I just give them the standard A lavalier microphone is not intended to be used as a handheld . It most assuredly is not silent in the word herbs Sounds like something a pedophile would say ... It's a puppy .... OH SNAP ! My username is longer That was fucking terrible . He's Canadian The crazy thing was that it was indeed * every single night * for months . No wonder I slept with the lights on until I was ten . The whole point of the original picture was that it was a response to the " men , what the hell happened " picture , where an effeminate modern man is lined up with a masculine old actor . It's like you're ignoring that the purpose of this picture was to show that you can make an equally ludicrous and meaningless comparison with women , treating this comparison as if it was in some way sincere , and attacking what already was a joke . Now that you mention it , I don't know why I apologized to a troll ... I must have been really out of it last night ... there is an utter lack of nipples here . I'm still married I like it , although for the first episode I was kind of like " Are you serious ? A suppressed shotgun ? Yeah , because if some people are making retarded posts , they all have to be retarded , right ? E . g . they say the first parameter to setTimeout ( ) is a string . So you have sex with your brother ? I know . Hence the so you play with unpainted models ? if so , People still find these funny ? ಠ_ಠ must refrain from telling 17 year old about fetishes .. You think I didn't try to get the correct spelling ? " Glenn Beck for President ! " He's probably rolling in his grave over Sublime with Rome . Rome is that comic sans They would open anything you send them , My mom asked me why the FBI wanted her Social Security , Every time . Every damn time . Finish , look at screen and good thing there are no cats at the park Anyone else ever notice that this song perfectly describes Dagny Taggart ? ( except or the kitty / karen part obviously ) Cake = possible objectivists ? Yeah guise stop being weirdos ! Even worse take me to a flash video . No on Yearning , yes on Yes on Your example code on that page doesn't close the streams in a finally block Yeah , I listened to it . Where's the rhubarb and fish shaped crackers ? Compile a list of all who upvoted your post into a huge mosaic of Reddit usernames for her , shaped like this : Typical Redditor response . But since it is not , you have a comment for us suggesting it could be , thus enriching this relatively serious discussion with your wittyness . The problem with dissecting jokes is they die on the operating table . The bird is going : I whip my * * 0:26 Those kids weren't wearing seat belts . but hired him twice Oh I'm sure it helps when you complain about people doing nothing while doing nothing yourself . I , on the other hand , have no job , I live with my boyfriend , and wipe my butt with a hose . * * Lost - The Bed season ( y Serves you right for having a girlfriend and not living in a cardboard box . At first I was like , " AW ! What a cute face ! " But then I was like , " Red rocket . I only Such a detailed and considerate response about this to the minecraft community that supports your company and made you a millionaire . 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The Hydra is fucking Greek i was not one of the cool kids , im pretty sure i wore skechers around that time and listened to limp bizkit I'm not a computer repair dude , but on occasions when I helped people un-fuck their systems , I've found truckloads of porn in the folder titled " Linux " on a Windows system . and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that ! Yeah , because all ignorant people are fat and all fat people are ignorant . Skip to the end for details - here's the short version : there's a can of spraypaint with the Look of Disapproval on it - Since when was You must not know a lot of people I'm not into Naruto either , so * * I * * had no idea that was Naruto . I pay 40 % income tax Y u no tell Notchy secrets ( y Put it up right next to the NAMBLA dinner-party fundraiser . Dark-skinned asians with Native american blood ? I hope r / picsofdeadkids doesn't have an exchange Day before release and you already have an ATK installed r / picsofdeadkids ... No category * * Z * * for Zombie ? The difference from them and the Suffolk County cops here on LI is that they'll do this while driving and blowing through street lights . Men Who Stare At Senators I think you forgot about I dunno , I think in the case of FF showing a CGI trailer does a really good job of showing us what to expect from the game . This is the internet - you just did ! One of those lucky people who is attractive as either gender . No fair . Repost + imageshack + Karma whoring OP whose submissions are mostly copy / pasta & trying to make a buck on Amazon = Dad walked in on me fapping when I was like 13 . First he kind of chuckled and asked if I was masturbating . I said nothing and pulled up my pants . Then , he asked me if he could see the porn I was watching and asked if the girl had big tits . It's fine to skip atonement if you don't plan on smiting , but skipping Pain Suppression ? Try moving to New Zealand , it's only 90 USD here But I * am * a female ! Do I disregard other females ? Disregard males ? Disregard all females including myself ? Your right shoulder and arm seems a little bit more muscular No . My local gamestop was selling used gen 3 games for $ 35 dollars - the same price as the upcoming black and white . Your protohusband told me all about it . hence my first post in this thread linking to the wikipedia page . I think it was pretty clear that I was expressing my disapproval . Not at the point of the message , but the delivery of the message . If I seemed condescending , well , I guess I was . 6 - pack abs on santa ? Crap you're right . You just knocked me up , didn't you ? ! I hope youre not my roommate , josh I see ... Put the bunny in the box . Yeah that solves everything You don't love your mother ? Foucault is displeased with the plagiarism . This is posted at least once a month and is good for at least 500 karma . Nothing bad can happen because his foot is covered in plastic . NOTHING I do the same , except my wife will get up in an hour and a half for bathroom time , walk downstairs and You didn't warn me about how some will make me horny Don't worry , she solved that with * hypnotism * what have you done ? I use the knot personally . But for me by far the most important thing I do is to never use string cutters . They always leave that stupid stubby bit of string that jabs you in your fingers when you least expect it . of course not ... HBGary is the victim Don't drive without a license . Also , get insured while you're at it . link to foxnews ? When I was little I told my younger sister that rain puddles were about 10-15 feet deep . She avoided puddles for * years * before I finally put my foot in one and she got scared and was screaming at me , I put in the other foot and stood there in that 2 inch rain puddle . I laughed my ass off when her face went from this : O to this Ah yes , snowfall in the South : " Just hit the wipers and roll . " I don't appreciate what you are about to do to my friend there ... I've seen people mirror an image or pitch shift a song ( almost imperceptibly ) to claim it as a creative derivative work , thus supposedly avoiding copyright claims Calling Brenden Frasier an actor ... And he used one of them to quote himself . You almost got me . USING OPERA ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Stop doing this .. Reminds me of what we did in college with the plastic salt shakers . Spin a penny on the table and slam the salt shaker on top of it so it blew out the bottom . The next unsuspecting student to grab the salt got a surprise . In retrospect , that really makes me sound like a db . Glad we only did it once or twice . > I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT IT'S MADE OF . IT LOOKS LIKE VOMIT . They're very agile and fast by nature . Maggie , the brown one , is training for a national agility competition . My dad is * really * into it It's spelled : Aluminium Oh yeah , there's one of these near my house . I can't join because I am a woman . Nice try management Haha thank you .. ? .. Does anybody else do this : Thank god they nerfed those 2 tactics . They were clearly overpowered and seen pretty much every game . Man , i sure hope you're under 18 get this shit off my reddit No choir ? Archon Toilet and fully upgraded templars * every game * Gender roles I just committed unethical behavior by saying , " ( Stop running Vista I want it to be perfectly clear that I am downvoting you only for your post ending in " WTF ! :P cute girl address baiting , lock your doors and buy a gun ( > The strange thing is he ended up dating this girl Who the hell writes this stuff ? you posted a picture of a reddit comment . that large bouncing cat is hypnotic . I had a friend who does PR for a lot of companies and she sent me a message via facebook asking how she could use reddit to promote such companies . I sat there for awhile thinking of a clever response but nothing came to mind . Then it hit me , so simple yet portrayed exactly how I felt . " * * You can't ignore my girth Hey ! I always thought it was just a picture of roads or railways , but today I finally saw what the artist intended . Unfortunately , I got a close enough look to see it when a bus ran a red light and almost ran me over I like it even more when it is a cop or security guard I'll do did he just post his product key I would prefer to rent a house or a 2-3 br apt and then share with 3 friends . I currently live in a 2 br . with a friend and I pay around $ 300 / mo including utilities Just a quick note : it's called Libya .. Missing the point " such a genuine subject " There is also a baby raping The Pursuit of Happyness ... Should have stayed a while and listened ! Two positive comments , one upvote , two downvotes . It's / r / minecraft for a reason . I once said that if I was dying , I would do this . But I was joking . As a Cuban guy , you leave me with no choice You made me read it as if you were a goblin . I'm in the UK and I'm pretty pissed that we don't have Zune HD here . Also Blackberry ? Are you freaking kidding me ? I didn't either . My parents never bought me one , but they bought this one for my son . Microsoft , not Windows . you mean this isn't popcorn I thought they were not allowing religious names If all you care about is not getting HIV , maybe you should just be more careful who you're sleeping with . Well then . It's clearly time to start nice try dayvie you've been a redditor for 0 days Ha ha ... see , it's funny because most of them are dead in real life ! Metal Gear Solid . First they would rerelease the original ( with the * original * gameplay - - I'm looking at you , Twin Snakes my friends drove 5 + hours after an all-nighter + presentation and were turned away because there weren't enough seats . Yes , that's what the " left " wants , more centralized control of people's lives . The one that's 83 . Yeah , it's not like people enjoy driving both manuals and automatics or anything . A likely story Because god died too , looong before he was ever born . > We are however more stupid than the US according to an infographic posted above . Both " hearing impaired " and " hard of hearing " are accurate ( and common ) terms . Neither are offensive , though apparently only one is politically correct . This came to my mind too , but right after I've submitted the link . I'm sorry did you just say Hitler was secular ? only a gayfer would do that . She never actually gets naked ! Left to my own devices , I will probably spend my royalty money on useless bullshit . I will buy rare books and * * narwhal horns * * . For me , it's a little of :D and a lot of Is there a question here ? I don't want to read your blog Thirty-three thousand hours ? ... and that's it ? looks like they are breaking it up . Now I fear for my own children's plots against me and my girlfriend when we settle down in the future . Yes , I'm deaf too but I'm paranoid of such things like this happening . Yes ! Let's sink to their level ! I put kill if that's just a miniature that they're balancing on their hand for size context , cool . If it's a ring that a hipster made , We will find you , because you all look the same Seriously ? This has 100 more upvotes than the next most upvoted comment . Thanks a lot . Another loss for me as well ! Neither did Tron I would get big huge games back and make Age of Empires 3 , as it was meant to be . When Ramen jr was little we asked him what he would like to name a little sister and he yelled out Paprika ! I am Lillie . I sure hope you mean after purchasing it , otherwise I have been unemployed for over a year I will take the That what I thought . Is there a discount for being number 8 ? havent been on reddit for nearly a two weeks ... last post i saw before i left was this exact one .... I , for one , think that dermal piercings are cute ... not on her though You missed a dew I expected you to catch onto the poor Irish man not wearing a hat . Come on flaim , I expect better . Or .. , go to the shady neighburhoods in Malm ö and wave with a 500SEK bill . It will have the same effect ( I'd buy back together Sierra Studios and have them make me Evil Genius 2 . I loved the first one and I'm bitterly disappointed that more people didn't Seriously . Acronyms are getting a little out of hand . yes , they should all wear name tags Why is this in circlejerk ? good one [ ] ( / troll " Keebler trolls stealing business from Girl Scouts " ) I don't know about his band but there is no need to call my * art * shitty Jaja no me preguntes los nombres , pero si quieres te los investigo . Fueron un par de amigas de all á las que me las mencionaron . Cuando las conoc í , en vez de preguntarme por los tacos , o los narcos , o los sombreros , lo primero que me preguntaron fue sobre las telenovelas hahahaha , NO It was an incredible weekend ! Unfortunately , they ran out of shirts before I got one . * 1 cup yogurt ( or whole milk if someone ate all the yogurt ass , upskirt , and jailbait ? and then of course someone tells them [ citation needed ] Why the It wants me to register just to view it I see what you did there Don't blame and generalize the entire gender just because * you * have poor taste and poor judgment of character . My wife tried to keep our daughter's umbilical cord when it fell off . I gave her a big " .... unless she specifically requested it . " I guess only white people made history . I wish there was a " mouth-open-with-shock-look-of-disapproval " but I guess this will suffice The original title was better ... this one is just confusing > Son , how can you spend money on this garbage ? Gnat fart ..................... Junior Elvis So at first I was like , Random black dot in 3rd panel . I clicked replay * * and they showed another ad * * . Hey , fuck you , I was the TIME Person of the Year 2006 . So miserably working your ass off and doing what is socially acceptable is what we all do since others only perceive that as acceptable . Sure makes perfect sense . I think a Because of you My grandpa owned a SNES and going to his house 7 hours away to play Link to the Past was my favorite thing to do . We holed ourselves up in this tiny room with mountain dew , and I think my stepgrandma got jealous because she would often come stand in front of the TV to remind us how much longer until " supper You should come up with a playful way of phrasing it that softens the blow . For example you could play hard to get : " You don't really want to ask me out / date me . " " Aw why not ? " " Because I'm straight , sorry man . " " go play with your nail file , Oh , okay , so he had a great year . [ ] ( / fu " You left the brown triangle .. on a white background . " ) [ ] ( / futext " Civilization V . TIL that text editor fanboys will start a full scale war even in one of the simplest of TILs about a text editor . Verilog Lab You're right . My rage is off the charts . I better take a chill pill . ( sarcasm ) No worries , I can take some emotional abuse Top Youtube comment .... Just the fact that there is a Wikipedia page about this earns a 243 ? What kinda freak-ass biology have you been learning ? It's 206 . Unless you're talking to a baby . My roommate had one of those , and loved it . Unfortunately she burned it when she was boiling it to sanitize it , and our whole apartment smelled like burnt vagina for a couple days . Wait ... What ? NDSU is currently getting rid of it . The OP hasn't switched to the new one yet . lol , I'm a * Christian , conservative , openly Republican * insurance nerd . You may want see whether you can bold or italicize your i cant believe how close it is , this should be a no contest win for The Simpsons over family guy .. Coming from a username that is the same as the site the articles on ... sounds reliable So , translating that to the US context .. neerds are the grunt force of American handegg teams ? I can cross my eyes just fine but I rage every single time I see a " Magic Eye " picture ... can't ever see the stupid effin ' picture . " Nike historian " .... This is Canada subreddit , not Canadian * NEWS * subreddit . I don't know what it has to do with newsworthy or not . * * How dare they . Why you spoil ? ! ... yes programming is done with zero creativity and everything is decided by committees . Nice username . Why would anyone down vote this wtf ! ? Nikola Tesla started computer science ! The very thing that allows you to down vote me WTF ! ? You figured out how to get a " my friend did the same thing , except it was in front of his mom . 9 months and 30 minutes The one with all the black people ? I was making one myself and I'm not sure how they're going to contact me if you made it and don't know my email address . I understand what you're going for , but : Your first reddit to carbon-copy and existing rage comic ? Oblivion is listed twice . With two different values . I was so happy to see this the other day . Xenogears is still not in the AU store though Looks to me like Mr . Public Sector gets a bigger mug I know this girl . Yes , because the CoD developers have been innovating and improving the CoD engine for the last four games in the series right ? ib4 PETA sees this video you get the point Internet Explorer . Lol .. Usually , I can appreciate a cheesy pick up line . This one only got the guy a Nice try IRS ! This is like Pedobear trying to hand out candy from a nondescript , white van outside of FAO Schwarz . I hate you guys but why did I just upvote all of you It works fine , he is just posting his code to get the tickets free ... and by that you mean the South East right ? Part two was useless Nothing happens when I click it . is that martin luther king ? All of this is a tangent to the relevant conversation . * Magic * quills and ink ! No contact yet . I detect lies . A likely story City v Villa Because an exit sign does not glow in the dark when your goddamn electricity gets turned off for not paying the bill on time . I had similar issues last night . Wanted xenogears and a few other bits not on the AU store . What a nightmare . I paid by paypal and they then requested a scan of my passport . I cancelled - not comfortable with this at all . Now 3 days for refund I think it's the look of disapprove : If it weren't for their aggressive union stance , I wouldn't have a problem voting NDP . Unions have over-stayed their welcome , and I'm 100 % for fair labour . When people driving busses are making nearly $ 30 / hour and threatening to bargain for more raises simply because they can , some shit is rotten in Denmark . You've already read the studies , you have chosen to ignore them . I am sorry that you don't accept the information that you read . As for your claim that you watch no television ... Do you own the cardio equipment ? If not ; I like to call this type of situation " the consolation answer " . A curious person asks a question that they think has a simple answer , but the erudite answerer gives a more technical one . The inquirer responds to the answerer , usually with a blank look . The answerer heaves a sigh , and lifelessly gives the asker a " dumbed down " answer to appease them , while deep down feeling that they've sorrowfully betrayed their area of expertise to make it more available ; they've sold out , and they can imagine the He never said " billions and billions " ! The source is Sweet Trixie - VERY NSFW ( which is why people can google her themselves , instead of accidently clicking a link ) . Still trying to figure out what the chair is , bit in some other shots it looks like a normal chair . Alpaca Rolled fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu fashion but no original rage fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu face . I tried to change mine to " > Stop it . Dude . Your > Plus , some folks might start downvoting based on fandom As a Hoosier in Columbus , sir , Alex Jones is a liberal - what ? No ... Update : its an empty 707 byte file Shit . I had never seen it before and now I really want to see them All . I came in here for the video and I can't find one . Internet , you have disappointed me No mention of Karl Schroeder , and only one book from Robert Charles Wilson ? Worked well for Ireland ... Minimum wage for a high stress , long hours job that requires specialized education ? In regards to your Steam ID : Hey , I worked at a McDonald's in Bangor ! We never had them there . would it be weird if I made it * my * wallpaper ? No he is saying African people are interbred with apes and that's why they have large penises Funny , I moved from Cincinnati TO Chicago .. somehow this place pulled me back in . Thought the same , exact thing I see what you did there I will hunt you down , don't touch my karma The skinny one is one of my exs . The ' bigger ' one was the ex's best friend . The white girl is my sister . Uh , yeah , it is my Steam ID , Too bad dubstep is garbage . oohhh , I wanna listen to a medium paced whoomp whoomp whoomp all night Wait . You're giving 1BP the look of disapproval for * not * beating his wife at a bowling alley ? & fliph ( imagine this upside down yo . ) Yeah ! ! someone in the 15th century didn't do it right . sluttymcslutterton is a wee little child ? Yeah at first I was like it was a South Park reference I do this for the exact same reason . Although i get met with " why should i have to lift the lid up " ‎ ( y 12.99 € (= 18 $ ) in the rest of europe Oh no you DIDN'T just compare Yu-Gi-Whatever to Magic No doubt - that looks like a 7 yo in that picture . When a 43 yo single guy with a bunch of cats ( like myself ) sees a little kid talking about being forever alone ... Don't forget to thank the police for doing their job Don't forget to thank the police for doing their job TL ;D R It's like the wiki for coding . Far Cry 2 . Swearing during a review for the simple sake of swearing does not make it entertaining . Did you really need to present me with such a dilemma ? That is one of the most disturbing things I've seen . Everybody's face is That is not how a Venn Diagram works . > As a Hoosier in Columbus , sir , One of my friends in high school slacked off and turned up to his test when it had already finished . In front of his teacher and the whole class he then told them that he had really bad diarrhea all day . He was safe in knowing no one would call him out on it ... Craigslist posting ahoy ! wtf dude Don't forget to thank the police for doing their job Don't forget to thank the police for doing their job Haha . In my eyes it is . There have been " Newer " ones . and get rid of Santa Clause while youre at it OH THANK YOU TSA I FEEL SO MUCH SAFER ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 11111111 oneone TT on a speaker ? so in turn if God didn't create the materials then man could not have made that thing , so in hindsight GOD CREATED IT Humans are white meat . What kind of a garbage post is this ? I cam here expecting to find information on the I'm not going to lie , I've been sitting on reddit feeling a vomit coming on for a while and this ALMOST triggered the reaction . I have been greatly misinformed about advanced alien hover-tanks . This advanced alien hover-tank appears to be suspended from the ceiling . Most reasonable people know that the movie is not real . I was never disturbed enough by The Ring to react in such a dramatic way if I saw someone who resembles the character , even though the movie came out when I was a kid , because I am intelligent enough to know that it isn't fucking real . That is very cool , but this part makes me Wow , what a great gift to humanity . Cool . But once again , science reporter fails to link to the primary source You * are * wearing makeup . I actually laughed at my cubicle . This entire subthread made me laugh so hard , I farted , and was at a loss for which one to exclaim to the co worker who is giving me Neither did Dr . Seuss Thanks for actually posting your price range ( almost nobody does that Are you calling Harry a girl ? Dexter would not approve of her carelessness Barely , with all of the advertisements you're forced to watch . What's worst is when I have to sit through a 30 second ad to watch a 60 second ad for a movie . * * * THAT ISN'T A QUESTION * * * * * I didn't say inferno ink anywhere . HAH my friend would probably frown drinking is more accepted at a younger age outside the US AMA . now . I disagree with all you guys being negative When I was 5 , I used to go over to my 7 year old friend's house and watch him play The Ocarina of Time . I'd always call him Zelda , and my friends were all like So ..... much ..... text . Your pupil is hanging Ive been to his site , I was linked there from a news story and now sony have my IP as a potential PS3 hacker ? ? ? Why are you in here posing as someone who gives a rats ass about how to help people on a paleo diet ? You're in other threads threatening that their kids will be taken away for feeding them a paleo diet and thumping your low fat bs in many of the other threads . My coworker does this ... he is salary Where are the orange-colored seasoned potato wedges ? Someone killed John Lennon . George Harrison was killed by cancer Please have a seat over there sir ... over use of I dissaprove of your thought process * * > You're in other threads threatening that their kids will be taken away for feeding them a paleo diet and thumping your low fat bs in many of the other threads . Sarah Silverman ? Operation Coinpurse ? I am home Username . > * Loof of disapproval If you're going to try to make a joke , make sure it's funny first . Once you get it in man you will be all like You're referring to the one in Atlanta next to Georgia Tech ? I believe that was the pilot machine that they placed to test it out a couple years ago . Honestly , I'm not a fan of it because only one person can operate it at a time , and you always wind up in a line behind the guy who wants to go through the entire menu before settling on Coke Classic I have found * * Did you really ask back .. ? I like the fish but I have to say I prefer Wow .. that is just .. FINALLY a place to crash ! ( ಠ Feminist checking in ; my stance is definitely Internet Explorer ? ? Frostwire toolbar ? ? No , you are not doing it right \ m / tl ;d r : still paying for a fruit logo The * * * entire * * * dutch is made out of tobacco . What the eff does you being a girl have to do with this ? My first Upvote for being a ... looks at username ... Note : listen with sound off ... way to cheapen the video with the cheesiest soundtrack possible Manning really derped on that one , didnt he ? He would say : My favorite is ಠ because with it you can make : Well , to be fair , I guess this whole " you blank , you blank " thing isn't old enough for reddit to pick up on . Otherwise all these comments would be filled with awesome pics of houses , and it's probably why the top comment is talking about minecraft . I was wrong to think I could come here finding more houses My mom ate one of my brownies when I was in high school . Thirty minutes later she was giving me the crosspost from r / jailbait At first I thought you were trying to say my Dad wanted me to come to him with my stuck marker cap and I was like Why did you ignore my warning ? Too bad nobody wants to send me anything . he said lips , not fingers . I came here to report a bug on ChromeOS , then I looked at the source . ... I won't share a toothbrush with my girlfriend ... thats a whole stalk of celery ... Even if you'd never been to Vancouver , that's a bit of a I definitely need to build this . The guys on my server are building churches and cathedrals Fuck you ! I thought I was the only one ... I'll have to think of something else now Im sure the actual thing he was pointing out was the 493 on the pokedex Repost ? Karma whore Just her performance on SNL last night .... Bacteria can live anywhere . I'm not impressed by this . I have to say that I'm pleased to see Orion on this list . I know a lot of people will So your gay friend is getting wasted at another guy's house at 2:00 in the morning and ends up getting raped ? He's not full on common sense is he ? I remember posting in r / trees about driving while stoned and how I was against it . Another time , I said how blunts are bad for you , I was asked where the tobacco came from after taking the guts out . Why don't we give them guns and body armor while we're at it ? Are you * trying * to get the human race enslaved ? I always hated that you couldn't open the windows . Felt like you were in a cage Also if you have a mac , try looking at this Magmar looks like ( y chick is sitting there like she didn't crash my car ! ! ! Way to try and steal someone's karma with a repost Oh my gosh , yes , that guy jumped out at my Mom when we visited San Francisco ! I didn't know he was famous . Who the fuck downvotes this ? Goddamn hivemind " It looked like something from Star Wars " guitar ? I was reading the twitters while I was on my many rest stops , not while actively driving . don't Uninstall , unscrew , or even extract . But repeal ? Not to be a Negative Nancy , but I swear this was front page'd like a week ago . r / gonewild ? Well not any more . Hmmm , still doesn't work for Hulu though , unfortunately . I think this is what you're looking for : 3 headphones , 1 set of speakers , 2 monitors , 1 laptop cord and part of my iphone charger cable . Fucking bunny . There is this statistic floating around that people with a college degree make a million more dollars in their lifetime than people who have a high school degree . The sample group they use ( people who have worked their whole lives ) paid little if nothing for their degrees . he peed in her butthole Lets not forget Return to Castle Wolfenstein , and the Tesla Gun . Your labels are off too . Approximation ! = transformation . when my friend asked one kid why he constantly blasted black and yellow he said " it speaks to me " ........ Excuse me , but brown eggs are local eggs , and local eggs are fresh . Yet your still on reddit . " It's called free climbing because they don't use any protective gear . " Your list was fine , but for some reason thinking of underboob sweat made me go WTF why didn't she use a twisty tie ? ? ? No one laughs on their period . No one . Great , now I'm thinking about fucking John Travolta I thought you might be talking about RPG videogames and I was gonna be a smart ass about cross dressing . But then I read the topic . … From your post history , you appear to be either a troll or very , very angry . We had an almost-open immigration policy 100 years ago , and it led to the US growing massively and becoming great . Then some racist assholes in the ' 20s ruined everything Dane Cook ... I hope you're a Linux user and not an Apple user . If you own anything by Apple , then .... Oh yeah , video games are a good option on the android . Psychology student who doesn't know about the problem with forgetting sources ? 1,565 up votes 916 down votes WTF ! why would anyone down vote this ? Redditor for one day the kids in my neighborhood sacrifice animals and are loud as hell when i'm trying to nap wait ... so Gin is actually samurai hispter ? See ? You would've handily won the contest . But since you didn't respond ( to * any * of my comments One is excessive . Would be hot if not for duckface . Big ups to the Jeep Grand Cherokee ! I just got the His paper is pretty general . I tried talking him into going into more specifics and all he could add was " Pacific Ocean " . You are perfect . you should PM me . or not . I thought this story was going to end with you shitting on your cat . = I made a ton of edits . Use them as you will . Dude you should totally try this apple . HOLY SHIT IM NAKID ! And , once again , not available for the OG Droid . Guess I'll stick to nightlies :( What sort of books does Stephen Fry write " You know , the moon is actually a UFO man ... Think about it . " The bill is regarding their Government accounts paid for with our tax dollars , not their private account paid for with their salary . In regard to their personal phone calls , SMS / MMS , e-mail etc , I agree that there needs to be plenty of privacy , but this isn't about private communications , this is their government run e-mail and phones Yeah , cancer is hilarious . I haven't slept in a while . Don't judge me . Why do the Canes get praise for starting their own traditions by winning a cup but we get lumped in with Phoenix after winning a cup twice in our first 5 years with great attendance and fanbase ? Sounds like your BF really underestimates passive mobs which provide a multitude of useful resources . I go to said college and can name every character irl in that comic disapproving look You would ... You would ... edit : duplicate post . edit : duplicate post . again . edit : duplicate post . again . edit : duplicate post . again . GG me clicking " Show Images " on the Enhancement Suite . I didn't even get the chance to get that far . I need to start reading links before I click them Yeah , there are an infinite number of rationals between zero and one but you can enumerate them just fine Pro-bono work for a seat belt infraction ? Yeah ... you can also look at the subreddit to which they were submitted . It will save you a lot of fuck you and your Mb / s That's been going on a lot today . Every post has multiple entries with a lot of unnecessary downvotes Political control over money printing would be a better alternative to the Fed . Had a call from a guy one time in Jersey who was asking me out . He said , and I kid not , " Want to meet at the Garden State Mall ? I need to pick up a new graphic tee . " From the article : * " I ’ m going to do what I have to do , and I ’ m going to do it . ” * Wow , I read that " Liam Nieson . " Still though , that is awful . Who knew industrial chemicals spread by the ton could be harmful to humans ... My awesome friends don't shave my ass That's what I was waiting for too .... I see what you did here at first i was like , Let through the spam filter , but I'm currently house shopping and shit like this makes me want to just keep renting so at the very least I know the dead bodies haven't been there for more than , say , a few months to a year Where was my memo about this Skank Horde That can't be good for its teeth . What did you do with nurse joy in the first few pics ? We got on well , seemed a bit of chemistry perhaps . Teasing , and stuff . It didn't hurt that she had a frickin ' fantastic bod . Anyway , for some reason , she liked pinching my upper arms . These resulted in massive bruises ( I bruise amazingly easily ) , and my mum was a bit " He doesn't curse , but he's recording a request for " special " brownies . I got " open your mint hole " Why would not get paid during an internship When I saw his face , I immediately thought of this --> One of the screenshots is a picture of an iPad . Programming 101 ... says the " fictional talking magazine ad " My dog does this too . I JUST DID THIS ! FUCK TCF BANK ! What's that supposed to mean ? My sister watches her TV show on Disney Channel This is for you George Lucas . Erm , I don't see why this person is getting downvoted so far , I think they were trying to be funny you're all nuts , this is all I have to say You must work for Nurv no , only fake ones maybe your mom is cutting work to do something stupid too Yes . I am a native Kannada speaker and A kid stubbed his toe ? ... I must've had too many onions in my omelet this morning * * Yea , seems like somebody manufactured a mildly racist joke by taking a sharpie to the " fish " part of " catfish . " ... and it didn't require a human to carry out the loop . This is cool and everything , but I don't think it's all that surprising that HTML + CSS 3 + a human operator is Turing complete . No it isn't . poorly contrasted text [ obligatory IE comment ] But the more expensive slacks are typically more expensive because 1 . they are constructed better and 2 . they are made from higher-quality materials , so they not only look and feel better but are also less likely to tear - unless , of course , you stupidly wear your expensive slacks during activities in which they are likely to be torn due to strain they aren't intended for . I think that whoever downvoted you did so because * they couldn't answer your question * . Where ... where do I plug it in ? I won't Can't wait to debug some HTML + CSS . I just ask girls if they're redditors if I have a suspicious . Odds are if she includes This is me doing this Oh lawrdy , dat face . Wow ouch :( I'll send you some money out of pit .. wait a second The Supreme court rule against one of their creations , right . Only a 7400 % increase what credit ? If you credit the source , Do you win some money or something for posting a pic you saw on the internet that you thought was funny ? I suppose if you actually take the time to track down the origin of the original pic , ( yeah right :| ) then the originator of the pic gets a care package in the mail from reddit ? Fuck , People need to lighten up Apology accepted I just got back from a month long trip from Hanoi to HCMC partially on motorbike Why is it that GIGANTIC companies like McD or BK cannot freaking do things right ? Every item in their menu is hopelessly inferior to anything I had at * In N Out * or * Five guys * . I tried to enter the promotion but it said " page cannot be found . " Then I looked at the date . It's not Lupus . So the sniper shot the ashes of the soldier ? Yeah , I came back after something like 4 years of not playing , looked at the new sets and gave a giant I see what you did there . G * * - * * D * * ' * * s I clicked your picture , expecting it to just work , but imgur is down This * 1000 . I've also had trouble changing the default programs for opening files based on filetype . When I try to change it in Firefox it actually wants me to browse to the executable file . Linux is not supposed to work that way . Not with a stolen dick . Reddit is not your Craigslist . And yet I missed it anyway Oh god , Lunacy How on earth can you call a Volvo shitbox ? A paper plate ? To everyone who You know what they say , a Were those sound effects really necessary ? why would you do that to a dog A computation which involves raising the golden ratio to the nth power . Have fun with floating-point arithmetic , I'll just be memoizing my ints over here ... My girlfriend doesn't get this ( she's the cook at our place ) . She often tries to get me to try things without telling me what they are . Once I was expecting some sort of pudding stuff and it was some sauerkraut tasting shit . I was like On my way to turn in the paper people actually could not figure out how to cross the street , the slush puddles where the sidewalk meets the street were so huge and deep . There was literally no way to cross the street at this entire intersection next to my school without being soaked above your ankles . It is the worst possible combination of shitty weather that occurs in Montreal during the winter : a big snow storm followed by rain and above-freezing temperatures . In all fairness the " n " key is quite close to the " t " key .. It's easy to see the slip up What have I done I mean I don't mind having one but Same here , this just fucking blew my mind . What is this sorcery ? * * Wheelchair mechanics face : yes . . . fuzziness on the bottom of my bare feet feels awesome ; kitties don't appreciate this and give me Better than itunes ... Yeah , but prepaid gift cards never have " Customer since " on them . So much yeah , I'm sure he was totally out of air all those hundreds of feet up . Or are you trying to say that it was so beautiful it was " taking his breath away " . yes , job = military * All * of ' dem ! 2011 will be a great year for gaming , though 2012 will probably hold Diablo 3 knowing Blizzard You're doing it wrong . Nice try . My vote for WTF comic of the year . Over 9,000 comments , eh ? Not enough exclamation marks . Thierry Henry is like So no cats ? People are dying According to the map behind this guy on CNN just now the US EAST coast might get hit > I have Facebook friends who have no pictures up at all ... * scrolls up * / r / pics ... I agree , you're breasts are amazing All I see : Nice one , Reuters That's in incredibly poor taste All pictures are from when somebody was younger . So sayeth death scythe Yeah , fuck ' em ! Why is the overworld from TloZ in the background hundrets more will be found , its only the begining Dolphins are pink ? Unemployment insurance is paid for while you have a job . You're just getting your own money back . I was going off your name Yup , opened this at a school comp lab , and tried to shut it as quick as possible . Hope nobody saw Godzilla version of Who's going to be using those anal beads ... Spotted : A troll in the news paper . Because it's a fucking terrible and obnoxious song and you should be * ashamed of yourself * for trying to drag others down with you I wonder who's next ... linking to Kurzweil on cogsci It's shit like this , people . Now you're comparing Honda's and dinosaurs . im standing on dry land OMG OMG SO SCARY ! ! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ As a Northerner who went to visit the South , this was not only creepy but annoying . Sorry , just a personal preference . It got bad when people started following me around to talk OP even recompressed it as a jpg . * * THIS WAS ON THE FRONTPAGE LAST NIGHT So if I never received anything from my SS , ( did NOT know that existed ... i clicked on it = It took me several years to figure out that you can * hold down the key * to keep drinking / regain HP Sir , I feel I should inform you that Tribes 2 was the last Tribes game ever made ... LAST GAME same thing i do with pokemon posts Feeding a rabbit pasta sauce with garlic and spices New England sports references I couldn't find any credible source when googling for Ibrahim Awajah Buddy of mine was playing with matches and magazines . He'd light them on fire and then try to quickly blow them out . Eventually , it started to get out of control , so he decided to put it out with tissue paper As a Knicks fan , if he falls to us and we don't take him ... Her hair looks like something out of anime Great story . I laughed , I cried I Biters gonna bite ... > Dear America , you never cease to fulfill our reputation ... Zoom in to the picture of the box , they just photoshopped pictures of misshapened beans onto to box . I did thought of sending him the look of disapproval . You tricked me Damn it , damn it , DAMN IT ! At first I was like haha , playing rips live . Aaaannnd I just bought my Kindle yesterday evening . and Scholes ! The Anna Lopez ’ s concept death is before us he who has all the gold needs to be killed Hey OP , how easy is it to take care of a bunny ? do they smell Gold-plated HDMI cables I'm going to say ... * yes * . You could HAVE just looked at some Barbies She capitalized the word " his " . * Everything is connected * ... except for his arm . I upvoted but ....... Or encourage your roommate to eat more of them . I just stepped away from the keyboard after reading this to take a leak , and then caught myself singing Karma Chameleon . But I don't even like Culture Club . Or Boy George . I wasn't even born when this hit the airwaves . Wait . Why do I know any of this ? ! * everything * in AMA is fictional . I was like " shit , its 5 am better get soem sleep " and then I see this thread I am ashamed of being from Minnesota because of Bachmann and scared shitless about Palin . I thought I left Bachmann behind when I went to Wyoming and I thought Palin would have been run out of the country by now . Why must there always be a rap solo in every song what's with the Why assume that I don't ? An average Redditor has a * knife * next to their computer ? lolol i was That's six words . Bare kids ? That , sir , is sexy . What no cat ? ! So disappoint ... > You can't just mark " Hey Ash , Whatcha Playin ' ? " as NSFW and then not expect to disappoint people That tl ;d r was even longer than your actual post ! TIL you can do or not study them While in class one day , i heard a coupe of kids talking from the class from next door . I missed most of the conversation but I did manage to catch " very sexual , i like this position . " These were all boys talking to each other Apparently the search box is hard to use or something . Dude , you ruined it As a person in the midst of all of this , I am torn between upvoting the funny posts , or just downvote with a Is that a non-moving gif ? I work at a law firm in Akasaka and the folks I worked with went right back to work after the quake . " Hispter " is marginally better , but still , My experience with reposts uh ... Wow , Khan sure loves eyeshadow . I kinda wonder what ship that is , it's dish seems to be connected to the starboard pylon . And who's that standing in front of Spock ? You'd expect Kirk ... Judging by the films they've been involved in ... yes ... " skinny bike " try replying to the person instead of making a new comment . " Dancing and yelling - that's a paddlin ' . " pirate bar . . . . . expanded replies to look for steve martin . mfw dexter's lab is radiation something to be carried of by the wind ? That's a ridiculous position to take when the odds mean that doing so lands us * President Palin * > President Palin No , I suspect your right . Why the Oh god . The Frankenguns I made in this game . A friend of mine is a big time gun nut . He saw me make an SMG with five barrels , one of them pointing straight downwards . Major One I found a few years ago : What do you call cold trees ? Shiver me timbers Why does * your * comment show up ? Wow , just like real-life interactions with other people ! Wait . You still had faith in " mainstream " news media ? ? You forg - - WHY PRIMATES , WHY DO * * WE * * DO * THIS * ? well , if it's an Ayn Rand reference , there is not enough Stop using your back Aw nuclear power is safe . Don't worry about it everything is under control . I'm glad I chose SUNY IT instead of SUNY Albany to pursue my degree . Transformers was never Japanese . I saw an add for this on the metro which read that the police are an " occupying army " MFW when I read this : " Yeah , don't really understand that match up . Nintendo is far from indie . The Behemoth is against Rockstar North as well . 10,000+ people dead ... but * this cat is doing just fine * Can you give us a clue as to what will happen in the Glee episode you will appear in this season ? Many people on Reddit watch Glee , so we're interested in any small secrets . Don't worry , we won't tell Not all black people are addicted to crack . Ya , she was totally asking for it ! There's about hundred of these on reddit ... They're also often found in water people ... need you . uh , yeah , it's hot . you a fucking faggot ? uh , no , i'm not . you a fucking jerk ? TIL Cat - 7 exists And thats why taxes become a funny thing First I was like Then smoking a cigarette , nails , razors , live animals . Apparently this one was very comprehensive She looks like she is 14 years old And a nice warm coat ! Seattle / Portland / Vancouver : Server ? We have two sponges - the same two that we've had since summer . ... You do know this is EXACTLY how a Guinness is supposed to look , right ? You have had Guinness before haven't you ? I was expecting make up in that first one ToSsGirL plays Terran So basically you do this Although I agree to this in principle , the fact the parent types in caps and leaves punctuation gaps makes me Holy crap . " LE holding LE ball while pissing LE pants " lol was she black ........... problem ? Japan didn't even make the chart and they want our money ? That's awesome , but I still find it very sad that products have to brag about using real sugar . It should be the norm . i got a the message saying i get free Japanese tv and it showed me the channel to go so i went there and i was told i had to be subscribed Kick .. a ... poo .. wha ? That pic on the forum totally looks like this bitch , I'm convinced . You gave Ubisoft money ? LOL - you sound just like my co worker ; wait ? ! Victoria sponge ? That had better be fresh cream Right , but the console itself is a program I have downs . Yes , it's hilarious , but we all know how MTV and Disney and the like tend to take things that most people with half a brain think are funny and turn them into massive profit . The look of sadness ( which looks suspiciously like Um the worst thing for me was my father in law asking if the curtains matched the drapes And in true Youtube V-Blog fashion , the man makes sure his dying wish is for people to upvote / rate his submission and subscribe . I added a comma and removed three extraneous words . Other than that I can't figure out how to make it better grammatically . I'm sure my english teacher mother would still give me a If plating is the most important than just plate it on your * * male * * vagina . Just can't stand how double clicking = select all units . Every now and then I accidentally select all my workers and move them off harvesting . This sounds like the kind of relationship dynamic where it might be best to take the back door ( no wincest jokes please And it is free Teemo week again . I see what's going on here . OP is trying to get a bunch of atheists to admit that they believe in ET without any evidence . Then he will run back to r / christianity or wherever and declare that atheists are a pack of hypocrites . Most people read speech bubbles from left to right Everyone loves a mustache ride There's an ad for the ad . Popular music used to be significantly less idiotic than it is today . It was still very simple conceptually , but not " simple " as in " retarded " like it is now . It was also far classier - notice how none of them sang about partying until you're passed-out drunk , dancing like a skankwhore in the club or brushing their teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniels ? 900,000 feet a minute climb ... I play this in my bedroom , and my boyfriend-who-cannot-see-the-screen asks " steven hawking " ? I love books , but I upvoted you , but then I noticed your username . I'll leave it there , but I'm watching you , bro ... TEPCO seems to have no idea what it is . At least they're honest I suppose . Drunk driving PS1 on table ... Come and spread your creep * all over me ? Really ? I'm afraid I do My family does this every year Is it wrong that I got a little turned on by that ? ... so ... you already did it , didn't you . > Also , calling most Irish people a " Scotts-Irish / Borderer " is bound to get at least a Don't mess with high voltage . And old ladies in black lingerie Wow , I'm so happy that the Obama administration has its priorities straight . Why do we feel the need to attach psychological connotations to words in order to bias opinions ? The solution is not in spreading propaganda , but informing people so that they can form their own opinions . A big Too soon ... who the fuck hasn't seen star wars ? I'm not going to do you How can there be so many dogs to rescue ? ? ? that commentary ... The scarier thing is that this seems intuitive to someone who has only casually read the bible * as such * . Hey guys , my uncle fought in the 442nd in WWII so that family back home in California didn't have to be called " Japs . " Can we not do this ? Your upvote depends : How do you pronounce your name care-a-mel or carmul ? As if it didn't get enough exposure in all the other electronic music subreddits ... Now that's not very Canadian of you She can see you through the photos . That's why she's going ... what the fuck ? ! fucking puppy ? You sick bastard Is that ... A dell server rack door ? ... I'm trying to pretend Reddit isn't actually the same as 4chan here . Your shirt doesn't even have a pocket ... I fucking watched the whole video and not once did I see a rat-tail Do you think Steven Hawking browses reddit or something ? What the actual fuck ? I see what you did there . Really ? You work at Google and you can't figure out Raldi's name by yourself ? I'm going to downvote you for saying that and then not posting them , which is obviously what he was asking for , not nice " In fact , I put up a video of a masturbating walrus on my Facebook page . " - - Heard yesterday in my Human-Computer Interactions lecture , when talking about social media . I lol'd , several other people were Dammit Comcast for not having FSC in HD . Fed up with Sky Sports News being clipped to 4:3 What the ... do I know you ? My friend told me a very similar story on the weekend . It would almost suggest religion / gods are man made ... That seems like a pretty salient point . Whoever missed that one needs to go back to nuclear engineering school ! These videos are much less amusing when you see yourself in them ... [ twice I remember some booklets / magazines in my childhood depicting life in the future and space colonization in particular . The cover was white with maybe three to five panels of some futuristic sci-fi pictures / drawings with black borders . The header font was black too , and very futuristic . I bet some of these artworks was featured . I have searched through and through at my parents house for them , but I suspect they threw them away for being silly and worthless ( y For me it was a guy I had for English last semester . He was a little manic , very eccentric . One day we were reading the Epic of Gilgamesh , he was getting really excited so he paused for a second and proclaimed " I .. I'm sorry guys ... this stuff just , you know excites me , sexually ... well , no I shouldn't say that . " If you're of age . Yeah , maybe but this is in the IPHONE map app . Unless it was updated in iOS 4.3 that I just upgraded to ... In that case Apple , I do this during porn sometimes ... This user does not have trading privileges at this time I read it as " superb diarrhoea " ... and still I looked No Dinosaurs ? My right thumb is dying . Yo-Yo Ma relegated to BRACKETS and referred to as " & Friends " in the video title ! And that section talks about how to " loose " weight . At first I was like ooh that is SO NOT NICE . Oh ... Barbarian Paratroopers fuckin ' my shit up all day That is not how you do spoiler tags dude . I tried that but was not very successful . I also tried to look for the license plate , but it took me to a website that would charge me to give me the info So does my wiener ... He totally does , not sure why you're downvoted . ( How about we just wait for the DVD instead I think it's time to put down the bong before the stink water starts floating everywhere due to reality unraveling itself due to your awesome realization . Fungo's probably the best , just because it's great to see Red in the uni again . Hot dog gun was great too , thanks to a perfect You knew that Amazon was down but not Reddit ? yea man thanks Same blue tape used to hold up both notices . OP looks very young , and I'm pretty sure that's a school uniform . So a big fat So in your world ' 100 % faster ' = ' takes half as long ' and taking this further : ' saves 100 % time ' = ' infinitely faster ' . When I saw it I was like I'm sure TSL_Rain deserved his spot in the finals ... * I could care less * Yeah thanks reddit , I now know who Rebecca Black is now because of you . " He was 45 at that time . " Do you understand Japanese ? Cause if you don't , you're just speculating . Wait a minute , the guy helping him put it on wrong at the end too - it was inside-out . I have this friend who likes rats . One of her rats got cancer and she spent thousands of dollars on chemo for it . A rat costs about $ 4 . 4,000 now O rly ? --> Orally ! --> Your username not only breaks Reddit , but it also crashes your computer ! Got a BSOD as soon as I opened the page I know where you took this picture This is why we never played telephone when I was a kid , because some smartass always did this " about the * tenets * of national socialism " jag skäms ännu mer nu för att bo i det här landet . yes , so much . but it's a lot nicer to do it without being asked , rather than have someone push on your head And he's 53 ......... What the fuck is ... I .. Yes ... yes it does ... greatly . Who goes to bed 1hr after they start an AMA ? what an asshole . he's been harassing this guy for at least 2 years TIL santorum Me : 2000 minerals , 110 total supply Every day of my life is a palindrome for this thread ! Picture of text . At first I was like , * " Why did they make an E . T . themed dildo ? ! " * ... and then I was like * " OH GOD , WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE CHILDREN ? ! " * you can say ' a dildo ' , but never say ' your dildo ' . And 21 inactive Drones . For the first half I was all Not sure if trolling . Oh hey thanks a lot I didn't notice that I like the expression his face at the very end ... , seems vaguely familiar ... Then they're both bad girls . Another ki for the original naki just because someone took my nickname I guess your lazy finger went to work with that non-arachnid , 6 legged thing you describe as a spider . Statistical modeling in excel ... This looks like my cousin Why didn't you use them here then ? I went " AWWW KITTY ! " when I saw this . My Lab lifts her head like " what ? " her ears perked and all . I turn the picture around and she immediately flattens her ears theres no meat . I didn't watch it live , but I did watch the recorded version later . I have a wife who occasionally gives me a Why is Medicham in blackface ? Another day another repost I think you know where he is . ... And what he is doing . Nice but it is only from awards really . Your combat score is just over 3000 I'm sure he's feeding them sandwiches as we speak I think 4chan is trying to take over the youtube comments That damn song is stuck in my head thanks to that other thread ... I don't even play no plates free sex ? You should put not safe while drinking ( nswd ) . Almost kill myself from drinking water and now I have to clean up my keyboard . You said it , ya weirdo . Ha ha ha ha . Ha ha ha ... ha ha ... ha ... where i work , they don't let people keep small potted plants anymore because supposedly they attracted bugs . however , we still have quite a few little gnats like we always did - i think they're more interested in the food some people leave in their desk drawers ... At first , I thought it was a repost . Then I clicked it just to see why it was on my front page and was all politics ? I SAID Capitalism , you can't have anything you didn't work for . err , I don't think taxes are Sonys fault Obviously , but as charitable donations are non-taxable there's no reason for them to be charging it in the first place - particularly if you're trying to get as much aid to Japan as quickly as possible . It would be your last picnic as you are unarmed don't insult our pancakes Did someone throw a snowball at his head ? As was pointed by GarryOwen , I was being a bit naive to think they didn't have all the info . And everyone seems to be okay with Saudi Arabian troops shooting up Bahraini citizens . I don't see anyone lifting a finger to help them , giving them the political equivolent of There's a guy in my gym who insists on doing sit-ups on the preacher bench The weapon laws I see the beer is still there I see what you did there Today I learned I learned .... Mudblood pokemon ? ! ? you're sayin ' it wrong Same here . I am quite happy with T-Mobile's no contract plans and their service ... Oh no ! I'm not getting back in to this > Wow , guys . It's not that it's wrong , its that it's purposefully misleading . Although we let CP24 run a show supporting homeopathy You mockin ' my like of tildes ? Straight from funnyjunk I disapprove of where you put your emphasis . What was submitter doing on the playground ? I'm really glad you pointed that out .. i was I wish Google has support for exact string matching . Oh , didn't notice the text appearing when hovering the mouse over the picture . I have actually never seen that before your pic is sideways An hour before this was announced , I was talking to someone with Verizon , getting a plan and trying them . Looks like there is no return now . Going down ? Think concepts . Oh thanks so much . " ( A step backward ) " ... I knew this ! Goddamn Mario Kart purists Asian female here . I experienced the same thing when I traveled to the Netherlands . I was in .. Utrecht , I think .. and I was shopping alone when a couple of teens started " ching chong " - ing me . Gave them this look * * At first , I was like I had an instructor ( college instructor none the less ) , explaining to us our assignment of choosing a " role model " to write a paper on . She proceeded to write these instruction onto the board writing in big block letters " ROMODEL PAPER " ................. Why does this have many hundreds of upvotes ? I will never get you reddit At first I was all * Now that's not nice . Something about disturbing the peace . I had the reloaded version on the original xbox . Loved it ! Never beat it though . I am disappoint in myself No kidding . The Sendai earthquake and tsunami is very similar to what we can expect in the pacific northwest , except our buildings aren't designed for shaking , we don't have earthquake early warning , and our populace is less educated about what to do . Is this the architecture ? I just see a expensive looking house I've also saved someone with my ult from a 4 man gank , then 30 seconds later , he jumps into 5 of them , with only 3 of us there , then bitches at me for not ulting . My duo queue friend and I were basically like Definitely ! I would much prefer to watch Waldo contemplate his existence - rather than getting lost in asia . The names of the Dwarves aren't in the correct order They removed the dough from Morganas boobs * * ONCE AND FOR ALL * * What the ! ? That's .... I .... fucking ..... My roomate did this a coupla days ago . From our room . 3 windows over from the left of the building . On the second floor . Name your bar " Fucking trolls Was drinking my coffee and I thought my tongue was burning when I read that . > I use motor oil . I looked everywhere for that what a rude cheese This video starts at the ending ad for his website . Unfortunately there was no ' gift ' option with my Amazon purchase . Evergreen State College Yes , because UV rays don't go through clouds . at first i was all like , " AGAIN ! ? " , but then i was all like You must be fun at partaaaaaaays Sounds like somebody is a sitter ... congrats ! now wear the rubber next time 2 downvotes for love ? Wait .. are you saying porn isn't art ? Tim Tebow and no Devin Hester ? the local donut store by my house does this too . i laugh with Come on , this isn't mocking hivemind antisemitism , this is just being antisemitic on your own . Circlejerk is serious business . I'm being serious , you guys . I hope you're kidding funny , I just saw on the Colbert Report just now , Steven making fun of some swiss art ... one of the " art pieces " is a canvas full of real bird shit . No pattern at all , or recognizable image made from the birdshit ... just birdshit ... on a canvas . To add insult to injury , these " artworks " get sold on auction at hundreds , if not thousands of euros . Newport Beach ... arrogant assholes but good weather there really aren't any " computer hardware stores " around anymore ... really there's " Best Buy " and umm " Circuit City " ... Oh wait I mean comeon the statistics aren't * THAT * bad .... according to 2009 stats by Google ... the odds of finding just * one * girl like that are 1:6 , 775,235 , 741 ........ 99.999999999998 % of chicks who say they " like computers " really just mean they like going on facebook , or they like going on skype with their friends ... it rarely , if ever , means that they actually know how a computer works , or the inner workings of one ... closest i've ever gotten to meeting a girl who actually remotely knew stuff about computers went as far as saying " This is the RAM right ? " as she pointed to the PCI cards I didn't , I don't know what you're talking about . Move along . TIL what that " Everyone seems to be getting upset at the place selling it , but you all should be His whole point was that their are 923 words in English that have " cie " in it . One of the examples shown on the screen behind them was " hacienda " . I think 2.2 would look great with one right where the big envelope is on the back . The Pineapple is so much more an organic icon of reddit then the narwhal or bacon . A syringe still counts as a " shot " , * doctors * The pride of italy ! There just isnt enough I've been looking at those , the classics were my first choice , but at $ 5K that was apparently too much money to be spending . No Dreamcast ? I'm not going to lie to you , I upvote all links with ctrl + F , " iAudio " , you can siege just outside of the main and hit the mineral line from below the cliff . I watched it and he was definitely having some problems . It was funny when he asked her about the waffle and just stood there looking at her like this : ma stiamo scherzando ? downvote per un commento del genere ? bravi ! Should have just posted a link in the comments , not a separate submission . thank you , I expect with this fantastic advice I will be in the masters league in no time When I was around 14 , my female orthodontist told me I had " REALLY nice toes and toenails " and proceeded to call over all the orthodontist assistants in the office to look at my toes . > this guy has two " professional jobs " ? Given the likelihood that this is all bullshit , I don't think the You were 18 .... she was ... 14 ? quintuple post . Downvote for filling in the triangle .... was once told by a sales clerk that I look like Owen Wilson . I have a large nose . I believe she was trying to pay me a compliment 3 days old , 1.2 million + views . Kind of hard to search for reposts when half of the submissions are imgur links that are titled I read the title and yet I still clicked the link . now , they won't At first I was like And by " Borderlands " I mean Starcraft 2 . I got a no seatbelt ticket in a parking lot . my friend's dad and from what i've heard a pedo ... " you're so exotic " MFW I use Ubuntu . This ... At first I was like " cool " , then I saw the bible verse . THIS . I just lost my soul to OkCupid thanks to you . NSFW tag Hey Now ... I in fact know my way around the kitchen quite well :-p Actually made chicken saltimbocca with a side of sauteed zucchini in a light lemon reduction for dinner tonight :-p sadly I cook for myself After reading extensively that it was allowed , I tried mailing a couple of bananas to friends . They never got there . I suspect my local postmaster just threw them out . the hole awaits comrade we shall embark on the quest ! ! ! ! so you just throw your garbage on the street not even caring who picks it up ? You looked didn't you I named my dog Duo in honor of my obsession . But one is verifiable , and one is not ( I'm not even going to touch aliens I got that horrible feeling the first time i clicked a link to / r / jailbait - So * * YOU * * broke Reddit . Reddit , I'm disappointed ; no one's posted a link to the video . He's throwing it inhumanly far and still hard enough for it to penetrate steel wall and sharply hit something that triggers a self-destruct mechanism all knowing where to hit without going there first Was thinking about posting " Topic about ATMs in / r / linux , first comment about porn Stop doing my job ARCHITECTURE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS ! I wish I had an attendance quiz this awesome ... In my past lectures with 300 + people it was always like " Are you here ? A . yes B . no " I have a similar problem except I have to buy bigger pants because I've been working my glutes out a lot . Slowly having to buy bigger shirts too . Don't know how to feel about it ... Okay . You live in FL . That is not that far away . Jesus . I had a friend who I've known for several years visit me from down there . He's still pissed I haven't gone to visit him . I will ask him to attempt to hunt you down because you apparently don't want to make the world a better place . Now if only I never moved from the Woodlands ... What seems to be the problem 1v1 second place I once said both thank you and you're welcome to someone , I was talking to myself . I drive a toyota yaris . Who called ? This would've been nice to know 2 weeks ago . My wife mailed 60 SQUARE wedding invitations . 64 cents EACH . Second row , in the middle : is that actually fucking edible ? Round Creeper . Redditor for 8 minutes Wait , you left the * * last * * half of a Blizzard uneaten ? At least a couple of my facebook friends have kids . I'm 21 . So are they . Oh man , The Onion cracks me up ... what ? It's ... I repeat : " Auto-playing video with unpausable 30 second advertisement : Yeah I didn't post this link because if I'm correct anyone can edit it , and it has everyone's full names Half Life 3 you say ? WELL GABE ? ! ... You mean the commas ? Not sure why you put " apostrophes " ; it even said " comma " in my comment which you just replied to . * CAPITALIST ? * Alert the horde 98 % of people have always bothered me . CANADA ---> JUSTIN BIEBER You keep using that look of disapproval .... I do not think it means what you think it means . Wow , exactly 130 Denzel must not be your man YOU GOT IT ! NOW YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF I don't think you're the one to talk , twistedcain is doing your job for you ... Way to drop the ball googlemarketing Happened to me with Batman : Arkham Asylum . Got really confused when you [ go outside and have to track Gordon by his tobacco trail , then I realized the entire trail was displayed on the map ] ( / spoiler ) . I promptly went I was waiting for someone to pull out some basic science evidence to support their side ( 99.999 % chance it would not be Nancy Grace ) and end the conversation . All I heard was conjecture ... No one said shit Best use of Probably , but the bad guys won . Unions are screwed _and_ we caused irreparable damage because we're radical leftists Redditor for 2 hours . Get off the computer , Arnold . She knew I was thinking about breaking up . Then this happened What made you feel the need to check ? Except that's not a US jet . I can't wipe the look of disapproval off my face . 3D rage comics ... Did you sneak in and take this during off hours If Link would just tell me to stop then I would , but he never talks . What am I supposed to do ? Also I was the only way he could contact Saria . They didn't have cell phones in the era we lived in , you ungrateful jerks " Kindergarten Cop a Feel " Noticed there are 3 cans of coke on tastosis ' desk , but there are only 2 of them What . Which serves the function of a noun . And gets me - 10 on my higher up comment Oh yeah , I've seen MIDI controllers from all of those thi .... wait , did you say cat's skull ? Did he suck them very slowly This is the kind of thing that depresses me most about reddit . Completely incorrect statement upvoted . Corrections with better sources hidden . Ugh . Being a believer in evolution means nothing . Isn't the prime minister of Australia an atheist who does not support gay marriage amongst many other things ? As a Priest , Are those pubic hairs ? Reddit , you are my number one ( and only ! ) source for images and information about Chad chucklefucking Kroeger . > Think that's bad try Moxie . THE HORROR ! unfortunately they still have that dumb auto scrolling advertizing section at the top . Citation needed . Oh ok then , it's chewie , hans and the rebel alliance then April 6 Pompeii is serious business ! Touch é . I don't know how that one slipped my mind ... Thanks , I went to the second door on the right .... don't make the same mistake I did . Go through all that fabrication ... then just slap an off the shelf FRONT brush guard on the back and call it a day ... Write software and sell licenses , teach it , or get hired as a software developer . C'mon , that was easy ! yes - and it's still listed on the help pages xpost from what ? ! ? ! " Extended Military Engagement " Rofl at this getting downvoted . I've got to learn to look at the sub-reddit more carefully next time . Well , that was possibly the most biased article I've read all year ( The year is young yet , but still ) . Oh man . I loved Happy Gilmore . why this does not look suspicious at all I already had Who let you on the internet ? Who let you on the internet ? Actually , that was largely the Animal Liberation Front ; not PETA . PETA just gives crazy money and support to the ALF Rodney Coronado . So clearly , a large difference . * * STOP WITH THE ADOBE UPDATE POSTS * are * death & taxes That's a pretty good summary of the course . I totally agree . That shit is NOT cute . I haven't felt like that for 25 years . AMC's ' Walking Dead ' totally blew that for me At first I was like nice try FBI What are you I do not like this What am I supposed to see ? I'm just seeing 2 elephants I was promised girls in underwear . This . I fucking hate Ray William Johnson for doing this too . Just had to explain to my SO why I laughed and snorted . All I got was Often I lack subtlety in social occasions and call out people on asking questions with no correct answer . Why do his clothes have to be transparent as well ? " Pick goes in .... " He did one on gate rape , he said it wasn't worth fighting for . He gets it . Just what we need , another way to crash reddit . Seconding your Wow those are amaz---wait a second ... thumbs don't naturally go that far up I had a fairly pricey item take almost a month to get to me ( terrible experience ) , so try messaging the seller to see what they say . I had to threaten opening a claim to get any sort of response . Turns out my seller waited 2.5 weeks to finally ship my item . Really ? Where ? I used to work in a building on E . Wacker . To me the pedway smells like Pizza , coffee , sushi and sandwiches ... because that's what is mostly down there , pizza places , coffee shops , sushi places and sandwich shops ... Downvoted for being bullshit . Also , Glass-Steagall act Wouldn't YOU want to know ? Don't tell me what to do . That's because you're a penguins fan . > This is hilarious . Every comment that is asking to be considered is being downvoted by all the other people wanting help as well . you mean I been doing it wrong all this time ? Single payment ? during morning skate I thought you said " spank one " and I was all Jeez , buddy . He said congratulations on your delicious tater tots . Why didn't you offer him some ? eclipse is platform independent I'm still waiting for someone to notice my description of the mage forums on my guild's site - - " I'ma firin ' my fireball ! ! " Yeah , comparing women to children and the mentally handicapped . Hilarious You're the third person to post this within an hour Picture number 10 pisses me off SO BAD . They replaced 150 KM of a highway that was ripped in 3 lengthwise in TWO WEEKS . THey have been working on the freeway by my house for 3 months to ad a section of HOV lane 2 miles long . I see what you did there . You know who I am talking about . Uh , yeah , what the christ . I mentally associate Pokemon with ... people who are between 10 and 13 years old . Sarkozy's wife is a fucking babe . Telling men to not address problems that effect their lives . Hilarious my mom's my teacher . Hobo has a striking resemblance of FYI , the subs I've posted are pretty much the original Portuguese ones translated by Google Translate Ah that makes more sense , thought you wanted fallout 3 in the NV engine and that made me Misteriously , the price of the pentium II computer skyrocketed to 25 € . It was ~ 7 a couple hours ago . ( That guy noticed me watching We haven't heard back from him yet I call it a filter , but I know some people refer to them other ways , and I've had at least one person think I was talking about putting an actual cig filter in a joint . > What world are you from ? I'd love to be in a place where fewer women are raped . and we care what Ice T thinks about Crysis 2 ..... WHY ? Damn you ! Was going to snark post " Only my balls " then I clicked the link . I guess that deserves an upvote . The rules are in the sidebar Assuming my math is correct , I got 14 points . haha i KNEW Jimmy would be mentioned here .. I whenever I read your comments I read it in his ... ( YOUR ... ? They are 28 and she is 18 The first time my boyfriend saw me naked he was looking intently at my stretch marks . I freaked , " AH ! What are you doing ! " " What are those ? " " uhh , stretch marks ? " " huh . They look kinda cool . " I still don't believe him You know whats bullshit ? When you are the best out of your group of friends , even by a little bit , so they gang up on you all game read this as " little girl licks rapists ass " Yes , that is exactly the reason why people use PDO cement's not going to stop the power puff girls Ok yes Maine does have rednecks ( how LePage got elected in the first place ) . As a Maine resident that lives next to a rotten cabbage factory aka papermill . I would say that rednecks shooting cars is the first thing I think about when I think of Maine labor .. the sound of women being sexually assaulted , and being able to do nothing about it . You do have a good point . Someone had to build the temples and shit Pokemon was never cool . I work at a highschool and there's nerds still playing that shit Same in Canada , I had a reliable fake by the time I was 17 . When I went on a school trip to the states when I was 20 , not being able to drink didn't even cross my mind until I got IDed . I gave them the best Teenage girls screaming , particularly when it's at a celebrity . He was born in a log cabin he built ? how does that work ? I tried to wrap up winter but Iowa snowed again . it go really creepy when he starting mouthing " love it love it " ..... We term them squeakers . They are among the first to get muted What a well-structured argument ! The name of the currency is not British pounds What the fuck kind of title is that Yeah for real . I'm amazed at all these people who are talking about standing in urine or geting it on their feet , can they not aim into the drain ? Aiming is one of the first things pretty much all boys are taught Karma whoring in it's most proficient form . At first I saw the white and orange stuff and was all like Is this fighting or church , Shit . If you think that's bad , check out their " science " selection . I actually heard the four notes that are in the commercial when I looked at those two symbols . How did you do that ? ! WITCH ! in Italy it's called the ass " il culo " Crashed in chrome to Going on reddit to ask people their tips ... I can't decide between LOL or MOTHER OF GOD . I agree with you .. * and * your mom . And I'm totally broke . LOL . And I don't know jack about rings , jewelry , etc . and even got shut down by mom & aunt one time for being all That sounds a lot like something Yahtzee would say No , I'm Bald ! No seriously , please tell me you're kidding . Homocide ? Is that , like , killing homosexuals ? Category : Comedy I WANT THAT NOW * very * forcibly so of course he should be silenced ... pompeii is in italy , but it says greek god ... Wow . WHERE is her safety harness ? ? It's kinda sad that even with shiv dispelling enrage it's still very inferior to tranq shot . When we attempted LK hc 10 we didn't get a hunter online to tranq the horrors and had to call the raid , I told them I could dispell enrage with shiv and they were just like Disagree with something ? Protest on facebook ! That'll teach ' em ! Also a fellow Minnesotan , I can also back this up . I'm a Junior at Saint John's and trust me , most of us who decide to vote in the district we go to school in try our best to dilute her votes .... at least some of us Damn it , who's cutting onions ? You are * not * a novelty account . While I appreciate the play on words ... still friends ? No , it's because Ill take any reason to increase my hatred for this woman . I'm 6 ' 8 " and 275 . Body fat 4 % . Well at first i was like " niccce " but then i Some girl at my work has a widescreen monitor and I noticed it was set to 1024x768 ( stretched as hell ) , so I told her I could fix it . After I fixed it she said she liked it better the old way . * looks at user name * Lux flash right after TF kill Exactly , the same way that people with pet allergies can choose to * not * have an auto-immune response to animal dander . the guy uses separate hotkeys for each of his hatcheries still i am dissapoint ... reddit was not mentioned . Yeah , I was all like I find myself unconsciously making this face while I read Reddit : > Yuengling is utter pisswater you ass . That's too close the Conservatives rapes too much ... those teeth ... * 83 . and wtf is that simpsons thumbnail doing there In the computer room ? no moons anime elitests Denim shirts ? I'm 18 and mine have been doing that for a few years now . Never thought there was anything wrong with it Images do not go down well . Huh ? no , there are a couple that are 14 That's fucking dangerous You seem quite familiar with starting to I wanted to incorporate reddit in my profile so I just added to my list of things I can't live without . I love the It was just a boat I had a game against a Taric , Sona , Soraka , Lux and Anivia . With 4 Clairvoyances . And incredibly , your comment includes text that is a picture : Logic ? .... You would . Why does your URL compose email about StumbleUpon ? Nice try , StumbleUpon plant . I saw a guide to homoeopathy today I've never been a JW but my grandmother , aunt and cousins are . I remember my favorite cousin ( who is a super-cool guy with his head on straight , at least about everything else BUT religion ) telling me a story about some car trouble he had which resulted in the dreaded roadside breakdown and some dipshit in his cong told him that happened because he had rather thick " lamb-chop " sideburns that he just needed to shave off ! Ok own up , who broke it ? You skipped a part . Four Loko This is just the most perfect .... emoticon ? i didn't have to turn my head to read it . white rice ? You stole the link I was going to post . How dare you . Although I agree with your overall sentiment , I said toaster What a coincid ... Redditor for 10 minutes * STEVEN Can't remember the movie that this came from for the life of me Can't remember the movie that this came from for the life of me Look at that score .. What do you mean database aren't poetry ! in google chrome and word pad That's why my guy isn't allowed to have a 3DS . He'd do exactly that . And then tease me ' cause I couldn't see the 3D - ness . I had this problem , updated my nvidia drivers , and it's fine now . Never had to update my video drivers for a web browser before Stoner meth-toad is powerful , but not cool . I will most likely be crippled by my Ankylosing spondylitis , and with my current insurance I can't even afford the medicine that might prevent that . God Bless America ! Isn't that the same graphic designer the churches use ? I think the OP is female ... i wonder if she's hot too ! :D .... otherwise we're all just rubbing in how much prettier her sister is than her ... Yeah ... you all think there might be a lawsuit in there somewhere ? You wrote " I'll let you screw me twice " . This isn't 4chan Dis-a-GREE ! ! ! * * fist slam * * BECAUSE , Y'KNOW , I GOOGLED FAMILY FEUD AND DIDN'T FIND ANY GOOD IMAGES THAT WOULD FIT ... Do you really expect it to be the exact image I watched on tv ? It was * sarcasm * genius . Yeah , I wonder what would happen if Obama were rating movies ? With his track status , he'd be perfect And a broken car takes you to your destination ... if you push it . Only for Canadian users ? if you wish to downvote , upvote . and vice versa . Any one else notice the not amused Hitler at 1:05 ? ? Way to mess with a person's self-esteem . Wow , So what about us assholes that supported GL by buying ALL their other games and have been waiting for NOVA 2 since forever ? There's bombs and bullets to make , other people to dominate . Mars is just a ball of nothing , who cares . Y'know , you've never actually made a comment that says " Nailed it " with this account UPBOAT MORE ? ! IT WON'T * LET * ME How about we put some Dirac notation onto that ? < Ψ | Why is it clothed ? 90 % of my anatomy questions now go unanswered . So the default assumption is that everyone on reddit is male ? Well the explosion fetish is probably just a carry over from hollywood ( I'm looking at you It took me a good 6 months to replace my Ohio license because I am living out of state . I had to use my passport in the meantime . The best was trying to use my passport at GameStop , where they told me they couldn't accept it because it wasn't a " state ID " . Girls are like buses because sometimes they let 10 or 15 niggas ride at once . grrr don't get me started Emo cable , you're not the only one with issues ! * " Am I doing this right ? " * > Oh my bad . I forgot that without the American government the internet would not have happened . This particular submission isn't about any of those things . Chill out . I appreciate you Don't stick your penis in crazy Abuse of the word ' literally ' is never funny . " Babu turned 12 Wednesday . She seemed quite pleased to celebrate the event in her favorite pink outfit , which had been freshly washed for the big day . " Facebook account still required ? ! Yesterday my mom told me she was going to vote PC because she thinks the Liberals are too power-hungry > Monday , Jul . 09 , 1979 A picture of her on a boat . Made it through with no Get back to work Why is there one pubic hair in the lava to the left ... what was your character doing before this screen-shot .... Can't wheelie from a stop Goddamnit , Japan . YOU'RE NOT COOL BECAUSE YOU'RE POSING LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER IN A " FINAL FANTASY " TYPE OF COUNTRY ! ... damn hipsters . What the hell ? You didn't know this until ... in the bottom right corner of the main menu It feels like a maximum acceleration of about 3g . hahaha , this has made me laugh test passed portal , because there was no cake I'm gay and that's my sister .... february called ... You're not my evil twin . The kind of DLC you describe is perfectly fine . The Epilogue DLC for Prince of Persia , for instance , is not . Cutting the ending from a game and making customers buy it after sale is not cool . Not making it available on all platforms the rest of the game is available on is even worse I hate the fact that the title says " near miss " .... That means it almost missed him , therefore he was hit ... " digger " ? Thanks , that made it so much better ! Kirk Vonnegut ? I've seen this before , it's a new way of video trollin ' ? I trust those aren't your smokes on the counter . Nice try Something I realized after I pressed submit beat me to it At first I was like Nice try , corporations . fuck the shit out of megan fox ? he just said he went to the bar Haha , I see some Clare Hotel in this photo . Used to get the bus from there every day > " WHAT ? No . Just no . I was gonna nb4 but then I was like I was the kind of kid that liked to take things apart to see what made them tick , so I inevitably tried taking mine apart . I was having difficulty opening it up , so I slammed it onto the ground in silly attempt to crack it like an egg . Anyways , the impact caused it to start making weird grindy / mechanical noises . I couldn't get it to stop , so I pulled the batteries ... it kept going First boundary in 15 overs ! I feel like I psychologically TastedHisGenitals . Order by prostate ? My teacher once said that it never goes below Zero degrees Fahrenheit . It was hilarious because , at the time , there was a navy fighter pilot sitting in the classroom * . I remember immediately donning the old You still should have used Is it just me or does this link have - 3 comments ? Answer the question It only works if everyone prays at once , so let's all do it at 12 o'clock , * your time * . As someone who fishes the Surfside / Freeport area frequently , and usually by kayak , all I can say is I had " Meatball " and his brother attack my dog at the top of Scottish Trail . I had my dog leashed . My dog got teeth puncture wounds all over his head and neck . I got knocked over and scrapped up on the rocks . Of course " they never do that kind of thing " . All of the images on that page are broken . I don't understand why you or anyone else would tolerate that , unless one of you works a lot more than the other . Mine is tooth related too ... my kindergarten teacher had us name different types of teeth . I came up with " molar " and she proceeded to tell me that is not a tooth ... Noah built a giant arc that had 2 of every animal on it ... including the dinosaurs . why are most of the comments being down-voted ? I think RedditorSince 2008 might of had something to do with this ... I bet you're fun at parties ... Never heard this joke before As an English teacher , My pupils are always huge so it'd probably be super easy for me . If my cornea ever falls off I'll be sure to try it Yeah , I don't use minecarts , boosters or redstone clocks because of it . This reeks of advertising ... I hope this isn't a joke about his skin color Looked kinda cool until I watched the video at the bottom . I am a woman . I totally came in here to post She read this , too ... Why does this exist ? It's squirt + turtle , not squirrel + turtle . I find it a bit of a mindfuck that we don't even know who actually wrote them . Spider was knocked out the window damnit . That's why it's a * joke * and not a serious statement . Build custom vehicle . Check oil when engine is running . At first I was like , " I want this more than anything ... " Then I realized they were soaking in beer and not regular bathwater and I was like " This kid is better at dating than I am ... How does all of that happen in one car crash ? I see some correlation between breast size and the distance from the equator . Any anomalies can be attributed to breast implants ... mmmmm ... breast implants . The people who are eating it look like fucking hipsters . That's about as close and as proper as anyone will pull of the The female vagina is an ugly thing ... Yet I cannot get enough of it . I saw several limes in there . Mastodons were real animals , I thought everyone knew this Four years too late why's the 10 year old one topless ? Ever since that article I randomly click a month to avoid being part of the 93 % , nice to meet the guy of wrote it . Also if you don't put a Monkey Island in your ongoing 100 list I am going to be Charlie * Sheen * is involved in this ? Omg the noises ... so this chart says that vitamins A , Bs , C and E aren't worth taking ? no , it was a hair brush I always knew I had weird hands ... My grandfather used to say I had gynecologist hands . You're right , now it's truly twitch-worthy They handed out pamphlets in class yesterday and no one knew who Iggy Pop was ... You didn't keep the title ... Well it's viewed okay if they wear them , but viewed wrong if you look . It isn't April Fools for all of us Wait no one noticed she has a lisp ? women love these fuckers though I just saw it on [ r / KristenStewart ] ( / r / metametacirclejerk " women loves these fuckers though lol crude is that you ? I guess they dont get that sivir is scared of uber fat cho and he intimidates chivir by asking her if she wants cheese with her wine bcuz he just feasted an enemy champion hence the Are you my boss ? That is exactly what i did . ... and I spent the 10 bucks on the DLC . WHAT WAS I THINKING ? ! ? MAYBE MIRACLES HAPPEN ? ... am I gonna need to separate you two ? SPOILER ALERT cant tell if trolling I would fuck Padme before Jar Jar . and all this time i thought they were cows that cut . well , i guess nobody is interested Receiving , or this looks legit do or do not , there is no try I'm going to have to disapprove and say he does not have this Cannot unsee . On a site where " circlejerk " is used more than the word " bacon " telling us that story was a bad move i only count 69 > And this is everything that is wrong with Reddit . You guys wonder why you never get girls but proceed to hit on and harass a girl that is seeking advice about how to deal with getting harassed . What I don't understand is why they were late to the airport to pick her up ... Steep hills are stressful ? Just put it in 2nd . ? ? ? ? = send that picture to whichever representative you speak to . Be sure to slap a nice After entering the instance yellow ones , I hope . as long as your piss is yellow ok now I don't feel safe . thanks ! Hey bro , when is the BBQ ? I like mine rare too . I actually had a local burger joint refuse to give me a rare burger on the grounds that I could get sick from live bacteria . I argued with the owner until she gave in , or I was going to leave and give another restaurant my money One time I had to instruct my ex-boyfriend over the phone how to make it She has a penis . my mom's dead I can see his robin * * There's 151 original pokemon . * * " But .. but . the FDA caused this ..... derp " That's not the original ... Danny removed the original , and that guy re-upped with the intro . He clearly just downloaded the new iMovie 11 and thought he'd add a ton of the transitions and stuff .. It's not awkward to watch violence with your family because you aren't sporting a hard-on ... unless you are ... in which case , Had to throw thé acc ént on thé é caus é I also hav é thé mold from som éoné I bought a Réddit Gold for I am both shocked and appalled in equal measure . This is a travesty Don't put the punchline in the bloody title My office uses " Oki " and " Unisys " printers . they are pretty old school her boobs = WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SHORT ! ? You have a Crown Vic and a Taurus ? What are you ? A cop ? Doing a 10K race . It's supposed to snow Wh3n I was 20 , I got card 3d ... It was a PG13 movi 3 . i know where you live . It's actually Telugu :-) .. the I don't get it , who can read this crap Yeah and nuclear is cool because they're paying me minimum wage to type this enthusiastic drivel ... > My main issue is , who the fuck appointed him the video selector ? Shaka Smart is 10-0 in posts ಠ_ಠason play , adding 5 wins in this yಠ_ಠar ' s NCAA Tournam ಠ_ಠnt and swಠ_ಠಠ_ಠping last y The Mako .. I answered the question , don't I wasn't - xp-cting any mold today , but som-on - actually mold-d m - ... > My main issue is , who the fuck appointed him the video selector ? This just f ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠls w I've never seen actual pancake tities before . How is Britta not on here ? Too much MS Word . I know I feel this way . I have a 4 year old who was an accident . I love him to death and I do a decent job of it I think . My parents would be PISSED if I got pregnant at the moment . My friends would probably coo and be happy for me . My ex would piss himself and then man up . I would freak out and then be fine . I'm not really even allowed to talk about having more children without getting Thanks for th3 mold ! I'm a JETS FAN ! ! I want some mold , I want to be special My ëx gav ë më rëddit mold . Thë worst part about it is , hë doësn ' t post / go on rëddit nëarly as much as I do , so if I mold him back , hë probably wouldn't ëvën notic ë . I s33 what you did th3r3 No , that is a tattoo . Eric Tappan , just accepted to ' 15 ( hey , Greg ) . Still trying to make sure Olin will be as awesome for me as it looks , because I'm a paranoid git about tricking myself . The world " The End " won't run . It keeps crashing now Hey now . We can't have a culture war without 7.62 x54R at rock-bottom prices . I'd kill for some mold so I can stop commenting on Reddit today . I think thė whol ė conc ėpt of mold fucking sucks . I wish you could choos ė to participat ė or not . \ m / At first I read Prey 2 as Portal 2 and I was like and y3t th3 l3tt3r w3 cant us3 is th3 most popular on3 in all th3 alphab 3t Me too . I really hope he is .... There's a black guy in my college called Innocent If it doesn't get better at all through out the Dallas event , they won't get $ 10 from me in June If this keeps up through out the Dallas event , they won't the $ 10 from me in June . This is really dumb , esspecially for those of us who have payed the money . It's a sad sad day for esports .... My $ 10 as well You réally néédéd anoth ér post to confirm your suspicions ? yeah , if they're having problems with the stream at the quality now , I wouldn't hold my breath for anything more during Dallas . I want my $ 10 back . Please and Thank you . This . I want my $ 10 back . Now . Please and Thank you . Or at least give me the " 1080p HQ that isn't 1080p " during the rest of the events for this season . Cause this is ridiculous . At least the Halo : Reach stream is working I see someone figured out how to use nmap . WOW . réally guys ? com é on . This is thé thanks i gét for showing you réddit ? Typing like that without mold . I did not see any Jif in that comic . This is supposed to be a group effort ! ur doin it wrong ! ! I drooled and came at the same time ... At least it looks * * * legit * * * ... I'm pretty sure we all know half of these ' Douchebag Parking Like An Asshole ' posts are simply karma-whoring impromptu photo-ops that take place in an abandoned supermarket parking lot at 3:00 am ... Because clearly the jury had access to the withheld evidence to know that the man was innocent . Hey at least you manned up . Next it's time to delete facebook and hit the gym . Yeah , irrelevant and unfunny karma-whoring is great . This is why we can't have nice friends It's funny because swearing . Not what I was expecting . You don't like djWHEAT ? Are you seriously advocating the use of blackface ? I don't know , but when I asked my banker why this was the case , she responded that it is in fact the case . Except when they cite it to oppose homosexuality . Seems a bit odd . But at least we now know more about the type of don't feed the trolls . ( I think I'd be _slightly_ creeped out by such phrasing They could add vitamin C mega-dosing as recommended by Linus Pauling . It is amazing how many people think it actually works for colds . I always point out that it is not supported by any scientific evidence , but it usually just gets me the Nasri's face ! It's a video game , I don't think the wolf minds . Not a single hockey stick ... Marines are the counter to everything . You have got to be trolling ... well knock it off Published May 21 , 2007 Nice generalization based on your own inadequacies . thats not funny Coconuts are European ? And I never said all developers use macs . I don't believe you can just declare that you are awesome .. Shame on you for buying from botters Clarification : That's exactly what I meant , mine are right yours are wrong ! TonyHxC ? Really , man ? That's a house , not an arrow You still miss him ? All you fuckers who think ASCII art belongs to digg really need to gtfo ... they can very much move a conversation along in a unique way , such as here . Does all that taken space really make you guys rage ? All I have to say is : noob here . what is this reddit mold ? Girl using TF2 insides jokes Deadmines isn't even that hard to tank And you insist upon confirming my stereotypes , joe_canadian Does that caption really read " bobby-trap bomb " ? I ... have suspicions about this . How did you know I was a Sox fan ? Yeah , I'm with you . Seeing the mega Kraussen is awesome . Until you have to clean it off the walls I know for a fact he doesn't have a record . Well , he was pulled over once for going 10 miles * under * the speed limit . Bend over Damn ... for a second there I thought I had drank one too many because he believes it too and is apparently half retarded in fields other than his own excuse me , what the fuck ? can ... not ... unsee ... pepsi instead of coke How fresh is that coffee ? ... reveal yourself Now it's 1,000 . Now if everybody just stops my OCD won't go crazy again I think he forgot to clutch when he " switched gears " . That has to be one of the most excellent replies I've had here in a while . Still , you shouldn't do it ! I dunno . let's watch him for a moment and see if he stops acting like a dick It was at least April 2nd in every timezone Why am I not surprised to find you here Classic themed Windows * 7 * . " Warriors coach Frank McGuire reacted by pulling out his entire starting five , save Chamberlain , and sent in bench players Joe Ruklick , York Larese , Ed Conlin and Ted Luckenbill . The intention was to foul the Knicks , in order to get the ball back after free throws and give Chamberlain the ball . * * Thus each team spent the last minutes fouling each other * * " This guy look like Roy from the IT crowd Cool . Thanks for the answer ! After the whole Kerry flip-flop thing I'm always kind of Looks like someone is just BEGGING for an anal probe . No , I don't know what you mean . especially on the intraweb People who remind me of things that I cannot do , like breathing through my nose . So , it's exactly what it looked like .. Does your boss like to watch you get off ? This works on two levels I did this too . Twice . I was actually thinking that I saw a thread similar to this recently . Thought I was psychic for like 3 minutes there . Thanks for ruining it jerk . My phone is always on vibrate mode , so my friends will complain to me about it when they call me and I won't answer . He's not training striking ? If you wanted upvotes you should have posted " This . " or " How do researchers get funding for things like this ? Why is there a zombies gone wild subreddit Perhaps they couldn't read the words in the link . You just compared trans people conforming to gender stereotypes with the holocaust . You're saying that because there's a black woman in the top panel aren't you ? ... except for adobe apps Gays cant breed I'm sure its CP . Best player ever ? Yeah , it's turned out pretty good for me . Mind you , Statler is the earliest version I've tried , so it's quite possible I would have had a much more difficult time with an earlier version . But just about the only thing that didn't " just work " for me was the reddit look of disapproval , which took an installation of ttf-unifont to fix ( and still doesn't look quite right Super funny .... until the last sentence . At least vote for one of them . * Published : March 19 , 2010 * Every time . I was in a really similar situation to you last fall . I'm covered under my parents ' insurance , but they absolutely could not find out about my BC adventures ( " family values " anyone ? Yeah , they seemed to just do whatever the hell they wanted . Little bit of this book , little bit of that book , oh what the hell , lets through this in there . Voice activated weapons ! ? Nope , not in the book . Oh , look it's raining on Arakis Mew and the truck . my friend told me that , and I believed it until just recently when I googled it . Yeah . No mention of India's World Cup win . Start-up time is one of the least useful performance metrics for Firefox . I'd rather have a plugin that takes 5 seconds to start but otherwise has no impact on performance than one that gobbles up memory until I'm forced to restart the browser ( Reddit post links to zip file Looks like a cup of spinach slipped into the taco salad . " causing him to find out that Jim is throwing a party that Michael was not invited to " - " For the first time , beer is officially going to be classified as an alcoholic drink rather than as a food . " You don't say ... what is this ? I dont even ... we take everything seriously . In high school , my dad answered the door to my gf at the time in just his tighty whites . She came up stairs and said " your dad has some nice legs " That might be true , but the bit about Vietnam is nowhere to be found on the Wikipedia article ! ! ! Comic Sans . used the " me gusta " face wrong Thanks for letting buildapc know about this sale before they were gone .... If you can't upvote it , re-post it ! - - Like the OP did . I think 250cc is plenty for the road , and I admire your intentions . " 250cc of pure speed " to " prove 250s are perfectly capable bikes " yet there's some kind of fish-eye lens / effect to make it look faster > I still don't understand how people don't know about this Yeah , I admit , I used to do that . Some of those were my AT4 kills . i didn't know reddit had specific topics that could and could not be talked about ? ? They made a sign for the dog ? I wanted so badly to come into this comment thread and see the data backing this claim . Come on guys . We , of all people , should know better Pterosaurs are not dinosaurs . Yeah your right . Basic human rights are overrated . Until the teacher looks at the damn file size . The dog's chain makes it look like bro-rape Wait a minute ... You're not - but - ... I've been bamboozled . I wasn't told there'd be math in mah reddits . He / she didn't last long there are links in the side of the subreddit Like , 50 states ? Where was this bullying legislation in the 50 ' s ? People seemed to turn out just fine without Big Brother taking care of every facet of their lives back then I don't believe in brooms either he is pronouncing " leblanc " as " le blank " The golden stream in slide 8 is the cousin of the Magic bullet that got JFK Wait ... people are free to believe what they want now ? ! You sound like an atheist He plays Call of Duty ..... I did not see that coming ... or now in some states . You or someone you know had to be reading the Daily Fail to come across it . still drunk ? " Work ya damn nag ! " M3 vs . challenger I think I know you ... Pretty sure I saw this on reddit before ... yesterday . FCO : For children only This whole thread is making me want donuts Hrrrmmmrrmhrrmhm ... I'm going to try really hard to make it out again . Hopefully early so I'm not witness to too much drunken debauchery . People like this have jobs and I cant get a job for my fucking life right now . I work 2 internships during college 30 hours a week killing myself , but the blonde who sat sat out on the beach gets hired I disapprove of your disapproval of my disapproval . ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ When an author doesn't know how it ends , it never ends well . These coasters will leave little rings of beer on the tables This is why we don't talk about reddit on youtube . damnit , trying to figure out how the naked man relates to your product for the last 2 minutes means i'll probably be reminded of your coaster everytime i see a coaster from now on ... * * for the rest of my life * * Hey ! Haha , holy fuck , I wasn't expecting you to get defensive . I was only asking . Looks like my job is already done . > Wh * * e * * n ... und * * e * * rstanding ... But its a completely different post ! he mirrored it ! One of the last times he streamed he was listening to rebecca black dubstep . At first I was wondering what the hell you were talking about , and then it happened and I was like : I had www.hottamales.com in my browser history a while back and had friends faces go from I would still never pay $ 75 for that . Huh , I was actually expecting someone to either jump or get thrown into that river . I found the ending to be in kind of bad taste This is not Yahoo ! Answers , people . because i've been waiting for it for 12 years or so already Yeah I agree I'd hate anyone that tries to EARFUCK No , and neither should anyone else . This link is great if you subscribe to Variety ... " Is it me you're looking for " She's blind " Irregardless " and " all of the sudden . " Cool stuff - I especially like the train logos . Cutting against glass will ruin your blade , though I used the phrase " sexual frustration " in a conversation with my chinese friend and he got offended , thinking I was propositioning him . " If sex was awkward , giving birth through a penis really stretches the point " oh semesters , im only one week into my last quarter Thats not helping the situation , alot . Yes . She's only 46 . That , and the fact that cars don't come in packages . Nope , but a guy at the front of the theatre did laugh maniacally at the end of the fourth Harry Potter movie where Cedric's dad was crying over his dead son's body . Why the If I wasn't allowed to see MGMT then you aren't allowed to see Funkadelic I go for the " look of disapproval " ... you really think so ? ! And you wonder why people don't like you . You NEVER leave a beer unfinished ... So only full will be allowed . Laundromat guy : Almost all mailman mailing lists . Brah ? This isnt bodybuilding.com I just hate when java programs run slow . My laptop can barely run it and it's only a few years old . I get more annoyed when I'm stuck behind people who're driving 1-5 km / h (= 1-3 mph ) UNDER the limit You can gargle water , right ? Fffffffuuuuuu ... thanks Yeah , I never liked calling it that , hence why I put it in quotes . When people see me after I lost the weight , they at first freak out , then they ask me how I did it . I respond with a prompt " and dogs . " you're job " ... That's a candidate for refactoring . it was a lame attempt at making fun of hipsters . thanks for elucidating my follies . taken at a gym But America has long suffered from an under-investment in infrastructure ( look at the condition of our highways and bridges , our railroads and airports ) ... All l see is x8 There's no It looks OK but you could do better . Go ahead , downvote me for encouraging the OP to do better . @WillyFerrell - " This user does not exist " . Ghost Cloak continues to drain energy while in a Dropship or Bunker Me Gusta for consensual , straight sex ? Luckily for him it's UEFA . * They never ban anyone for stupid reasons . * No offense , but there's a bloody bunker stim hotkey No one casually browses Craigslist Cool dude for win Just a reminder to those who are coming , it's BYOB and food . Sharing is fine , mooching is less fine . You think so ? when I was in college my dorm neighbor had a resistance is futile ( if r < 1 ) pic on his door he was walking out one day with his girlfriend and asked me if I got his pic ( we were both electrical engineering majors ) , I said " yea , on two levels the electrical engineering aspect and the star trek reference too , I am kind of a trekkie " he says oh so is she , she immediately say yeah cyborgs , I just sat there trying to pokerface trying to hide my I have a similar issue , however I am a 26 male . Is there any other condition that may cause that ? God damn , I don't really want a prostate exam Tweezers often end up breaking the skin around the zit which only makes the whole area red and gross . Bad advice . Normally , after being given a negative label , one of the best ways to handle it is to joke about it . However , joking about being a creep is also considered creepy . It's grown into 119 out of 130 found that review helpful . It took me years to even remember most of their names Assembly / Digital Design professor , masters in EE and CS , has a hard time running PowerPoint , connecting her computer to overhead projector , and extracting stuff off of a thumb drive . Why aren't you watching that porn with your girlfriend ? You know I had blocked that memory Potions do not have effectiveness . You mean like people did with Scurbs 2.0 ? ? Somebody did and it was right around the time you deleted your comment / r / AnimalPorn ? Brilliant : Being an atheist is an occupation ? I haven't seen a cent And of course the price goes down after I buy it as a present for someone ... I suspect that the landfill was all a cover up , and ET for the Atari 2600 was actually put in shipping containers and pushed overboard . No Doug ... The bold " There's no coffee yet . " " * * no worries . unless you were the one to rob me 10 years ago ... * were you ? * At first I was like o_O and then I was like O_O and then I was like Oh , ok . I usually tank , so I hardly ever take solo top . ( Although I did play a game last night as Shen solo top against Kog'maw and Pantheon because Xin and Nidalee wanted bot because they both had spears . Kog and Panth stole our blue as soon as it spawned , so I had an early advantage and somehow it worked , but still haha , this is cute . when i first saw the title , i thought the broom was used ... in a bad way ... Those appear to be bots you've killed . Don't forget to mention 30 different search bars-Norton search bar , MSN search bar , MCafee search bar , Etc ... Schizophrenia ≠ Multiple Personality Disorder Not even one verse citation in the entire article ! i try to post productively here because there are a lot of newbies who need advice and i don't want them to get it from the battleclinic fits section . though there are a lot of retard questions asked here . usually they are " hey is my drake fit good ? " and " hey is this game any fun ? " * * That was uncalled for > get out with whom You should have slept with her , and then break up . The story started out like there was going to be " Son-in-Law " shenanigans and that was not the case ... I see what you did there ... if r / trees won't buy your products , who else is going to ? Precepts like " render unto Caesar's what is Caesar's " . Similar situation to going on youtube to watch a new gametrailer and being forced to watch a trailer TO WATCH A TRAILER . I'm upvoting you , but I don't like it . \ m / Cant be unseen ! Yes actually ! That quilt was handmade by mom's childhood friend . We sent her a picture of the dogs wrapped up in it once , and well she was not amused Yeah cause your friend in the back was Ronald Weasely ... you were friends with a WIZARD ! ! ! How could you NOT love the 90 ' s You created a subreddit without making a post in it ? suckin on it , eh ? bum children ... This was just uploaded yesterday ... IT'S BACK . TIL that the subreddit for my name ... has been banned ! So that when you escape they can't track you If you don't want mobs in your structures , why are you not building walls to keep them out ? Why the fuck is someone that stupid taking Astronomy ? I don't even own a cat ... I told it I live in the UK and it still asks me what level of American education I've had and what my household income is in dollars . Because Brazil is a much more violent place , that's why the op was No . Yeah , self-improvement is overrated . We meet again Burpees It's almost like her fat rolls are perfect ..... ok , you get downvotes hug attack Yeah . Unit control is key in all matchups haha . I have this book too - Quantum Prysics for dummies Thanks , even if your account name is a little off putting 12 minutes . Instead of immediately posting this on reddit like I should have , I watched the video first . Look harder Anything involving aircraft . My dad is a lifelong pilot , and when I was little , taught me as much as he could about the technical aspects of the profession . As I learned more about them , and fully understood them as I grew older , the more that crap bothered the living hell out of me in the movies . " Terror Rocket " ? 2006 Multistrada 620 : Seat height * * 32.69 in / 830 mm * * What bothered me most about that movie was " curving the bullet . " Downvote already ? is it really that bad ? Data died in Nemesis . I went to digg , but it was all stuff that I saw on reddit yesterday . I thought that was just a joke I've heard his stuff , he must produce under the name Skrillex too Never seen this before . Thx for posting Redditor for 18 minutes ... I don't fucking appreciate this . No . Well , that brought on some horrible flashbacks . Thanks , conradpoohs But I specifically told her not to use her teeth . Yep . Massive * * Excuse me ? As a Django dev I'm curious .... what's a Wordpress , and why is it disappoint ? Reactivate your facebook and use it the " Events " and " places " features to meet NEW people . There's nothing introverted about a social networking site . Yes ! We need MORE games coming out in November , because * there are never any games that do , EVER . * Poe's Law has never seemed so accurate . Don't you know Lars Von Trier's work is art ! ! ! Homo is a Latin derivative and you added the - us suffix to make it sound more Latin . 2 years ago the op is colorful and happy ( ... or a cigarette want ..... insert .... wiener Batty , eh ? I'm in NZ and it went down at like 10pm here . * * THIS MOVIE IS POSTED IN THIS SUBREDDIT ONCE A WEEK Not to be a buzzkill buzzkill , but you're looking at it the wrong way . See Building and qarl's responses , if they're not already buried . Definitely awesome . However you look awfully young to be consuming cannabis A jagex mod here ? We have had them for a long time , but nobody ever uses them . You usually get a I love the Your sexuality is defined by your level of comfort and desire for a particular * thing * , whether that be a gender or other point of sexual focus . You can desire one thing , or many things , or nothing at all . Really the best way to find out what you like is to try whatever you feel comfortable with trying ( within reason of course Eyes scanned the sentence missed the " a " ' s . Those are not kids With this little data , USB sticks are about 25 USD per 16GB This is what the Mayans foretold would happen in 2012 ... I had an inkling you were a cylon KDE 4.4 did essentially the same thing for me — high CPU utilization when I move the mouse — when I tried it . Ends in 2012 . Question about tournament , how to prevent smurf I hope no redditors that live in my area decide to go into McDonald's when I'm on shift and try this out It's people like you who keep rich foreign men like me from finding a partner . Sometimes all we need is love > Someone once told me my lowercase w's look like testicles . I knew someone would have to get technical and ruin the joke . norwegian / german combo . I move for " Dude . " becoming the new " thank you for that image Work on getting it down here first , Redditor I've seen this on here before .. I uninstalled QuickOffice so fast . Damn meta-trolls . The subtle ones troll me the hardest ಠ_ಠ at your title ... btw ... what the hell is that suppose to be ? Be quiet Happy 31 , if that is your real name . China , Drowning is scary as fuck . I'm an undergrad not a grad student , but I TA organic chemistry lab ( interestingly enough , have of my students are older than me ) . Half of the class couldn't write a proper acid base reaction on their easy peasy pre-lab quiz Swampy away . There's no ' g ' in " onion " . Wait , the mod lets you make medics ? Uh oh . Oh zombies ... wait what ? Congrats on spotting that My college has wireless everywhere right ? * * The DS doesn't get wireless ANYWHERE . * * Well WTF are you doing here ? Go eat some carpet NOW young lady ! People don't think about this for a good reason I can't wait to get a mouthful . as a gay man this is what i imagine a vagina to look like That was hardly obligatory Let's not . That's deep enough I would like to add : How dare you ! someone also pissed on you .... That's not an answer , that's a question . Now I have even LESS information than before > todos saben que es verdad I don't know how they managed to make chocolate flavored sugar to coat the marshmallow in , or why it thoroughly disgusts me . Not cool , peeps Can't imagine why But my DSL speed * has * changed since 2003 . Drastically , in fact . Blocked in the UK People who don't know how to drive a stick shift Some of them in this comment thread Do they sell those in Europe ? Namely , Poland ( which i highly doubt , maybe in 5 years I do hope that is not a disgusting sexual pun . Not helpful Going by this website's standards , I'd be a mutant . Great colours ? Stop talking and get back to writing The bigger question is how many of us would feel remorse about euthanizing people who feel the need to ask such fucking stupid questions . > Ron McLean : I'm a fan of multiple uniforms in sports . Maybe not to the level that Oregon pushes it , but I'm not one of those purists that's going to Both GomTV and MLG are free NSFW tag , please . Already tried I'm afraid . They refused ... yeah but that takes work , and it's kinda annoying to come up with the keyword for that many faces . I just use the one that already comes with my program and add the ones i really like , like this one Me : Nice try , Frito-Lay . Ups ... Wrong Universe . I see Yep , it's an important distinction . When the link says ' swimsuit ' , you run the risk that it's a * guy * in a swimsuit . sooooooooo many people have said to join a local sports team ... i want a Women are baby machines and anything that interferes with that function must be stopped . other discussions ( 7 ) That is really creepy . Girl posted a pic of an awesome memory , and reddit creates a fake nude of her . I saw the same thing on Long Island , New York . There was even a separate section for * new * teen paranormal romance . Doesn't your * homeowners cover that ? / / \ / ಠಠಠ Let's see how the fine print stacks up against a . 50 caliber at 300 meters / / \ / ಠಠಠ I don't think that's an appropriate time to use the LoD ... Not everything relates to COD I was at a Mexican restaurant with my mom when I was about 16 and the 30 - odd year old waiter kept hitting on me . I was was pretty obviously creeped out , and managed to slip into the conversation that I was in high school . He didn't stop Clothes , makeup , and skincare products ( I like these things don't judge It looks like the girl from Penn State trips her from behind at 1:06 because she was taking the lead . I know very few musicians who enjoy their scale reps . Many friends have been like " teach me to play cello ! " and I'm like " I can try ... " and then we sit down after an hour or so they're going " I can't play the Bach Prelude , I don't want to do this " or " When can we work on Apocalyptica music ? " and I'm just like Says China . I like the taste of carrots doesn't know what BC is ... Ken ? It's an abomination because it's not using imgur and the image took 2 minutes to load Dittos can't be bred with other Dittos . All of the Transporter movies are terrible in this respect . In 3 , his car is sinking so he uses the air in the tires to inflate a raft . Somehow the air in the raft is magically superior to the air in the tires because suddenly the car begins to float . and then sit there for 8 hours while it plays back ? At first I was like Internet Explorer Don't buy a laptop for gaming . Comic sans = I regret using the Checks username and keyword density of ' concentration camp ' Then you didn't upload the load screen . If anyone else from Saratoga Springs is going and would be so kind as to offer a ride , I got gas money ... I'm out a car for the next 2-3 weeks unfortunately . " FYI the irish hav been at war 4centuries abt ther religins . catholics vs protestants ( non catholics ) " I think I lost an IQ point heh , they will also freeze your account based on your political beliefs . Dude next time wash your hands . Also , some of us have evolved fire-retardant carapaces , so you really should stop burning your houses down . Last I checked , homeowners doesn't cover spider-related arsons / / \ / ಠಠಠ Come on man . This question gets asked at least once or twice a day O como dicen los * rednecks * estadounidenses : * ' Love it or leave it ' * Pro tip : Don't respond to every text message with I hope you Should * have . * I was the only person who laughed at this in class . Why would you post this ? Taxpayers sure as hell didn't pay for MY abortion ... Streets of Rage when i took the plane from ontario to alberta ( approx 3 hour flight ) , security took plastic knitting needles away from the old lady in front of me . ooo ooo I want to play too . How about both of you play a game called tic-tac-go fuck yourself . Arguing over the most inane shit . Yeeaaahhhh . I forget how they explained the connection to the parents , because I'm pretty sure they didn't introduce each other as boyfriend and girlfriend . I wish I could remember how it ended oh you sneaky motherfucker ... Too bad mine got replaced by a furniture store . * * look of disapproval * * . Would it be too much to ask for someone ( president , army ) in Egypt to have the decency to put together a real government - not one plagued by violence and corruption ? This is getting hard to believe . Man , only Norris would be enough of a jerk to kick such a gentle creature . YosemiteSam 81 ' s comment was in the past tense girlfriend here : he's been waiting his entire reddit life for this moment . DEA making $ 20,000 and under resent being labled the " Nil " tax bracket . Wow , thank you keeponrottin . That's exactly why I posted this here to . I guess we were both wrong . ^ It's shit like this TwoX .. Those lips ! That bottom ! You're cute ! Now I have a massive boner Lawd . There's a difference ? care to explain it to me ? For me it's been more reading than talking in English , so there are quite a few words I pronounce as I think they would be pronounced . For instance , " prone " . My ex used to make fun of me for saying it as " pr0n " I once had a wallpaper of Calvin and Hobbes on my workplace computer . A coworker saw it and she said , " aww it's Tigger ! " Didn't you hear ? Manning is apparently suicidal Yeah I remember my $ 7 piss beer I still see those cars with antlers on the side and rudolph noses , wtf You're the worst possible person . that guy with the dreadlocks is the editor Coldplay is still making music ? And people still listen to them ? That's news to me * * I know it's better to burn calories if there's nothing in your stomach * * - " Go back I wanna see what all of the comments say ! ! ! " I don't know what's worse , the directions telling you to zip-tie the base , or the crappy re-usable zip-ties that come with it . The Moffat says Let me run off and give the exciting news to all the gay men I know who * haven't had sex in the last decade . * I've got Dragon Age : Origins , Dragon Age 2 , Mass Effect 2 , Fallout : New Vegas and Alpha Protocol looking at me every night with those eyes : You've never had a TV ? She should not be driving First read that as " punani " no it doesn't , but do you also see what steam did there with the magicka poster ? Ya .... his face is a little long . soo the chicken can talk ? Now that I think about it , my vibrato is more of a tremolo Its not common knowledge ? ! ಠ_ಠ Imagine if the toilet is full Except none of the Freys are really evil , just self-centered and completely focused on their family's survival . [ Walder did what he did ( I married a guy named Gus . I remember seeing " mahboob " on reddit recently and thinking " that's an actual Iranian name What's with the look of disapproval ? > Different prices on smokes . A pack of Marlborough has the same price all over Holland . At NY airport I paid about 8 bucks for a pack . 150 Miles south I paid $ 2,20 for the exact same pack . I took the screenshot myself Weird , I just saw this in a post above Well with your logic I will believe anything [ ] ( / uhm " DO WHAT I SAY CAT . " ) ( , , , )= But they still continue with marketing BS about how they're fully standards-compliant , and the only browser that properly supports HTML 5 . Legoland's been doing this shit for years ... why would you put that title on a picture of a dead turtle ? I sincerely hope you're not about to set off the fire alarm in Ellingson . I think you have a superb sense of humor . You always make me lol for real . Half the office give me " would have " SAME HERE ! Came in here thinking the top comment was going to be some eulogy-type saying , showing love for this poor kid . Instead , it was about how well he dresses . I was like TMI gay guy who said its an error Karma whore-ing it up again I see Eustis . Comic Sans I think it's pretty freaking awesome , I can imagine a couple that has lost everything , before they had this , they had virtually no privacy , imagine after losing so many loved ones , losing your home , having the privacy to finally hold and embrace each other . Having that little escape , in that moment , you remember that at least you still have each other . Then you look up and theirs some 13 year old kid jacking off to your lovemaking . Great . Now I just gotta wait for Breaking Bad to go instant It was you , wasn't it ? Dining hall and yummy food in same sentence ? I'm almost 6 feet but I'm a girl . During puberty everyone asked me if I played basketball . No , my dad was just freaking tall My GF dumped me this weekend .. ok , thats just uncalled for you ain't tuchin ' my butt Why do I suddenly feel like I'm your own personal Google . That's what she said . I'm not defending Obama , but name one President during your lifetime that has fulfilled all of their campaign promises ... oh that's right , you can't . I didn't imply that I think she's going to rip her face off . You let your 3 year old son sleep in a crate with cujo ? oops , my reddit name is my online alias for about everything Wait , did State Farm seriously just paint that on the side walks ? Am I reading that correctly ? Oh my god . Cause baseball's so fast paced ... Sometimes a picture will show up in / r / ladyboners and I'll be forced to the conclusion that the celebrity and his friends must have gotten together to post and upvote a picture of him , because no * other * person could possibly think he's attractive . This is one of those times . Señor del Abismo _is_ a direct translation for Lord of the Pit . I came here for pics Oh goodness , I'm not saying that ! Nice try , Patrick She is obviously sucking her belly in as hard as she physically can . Torsos aren't shaped like that . I guess you can say they got caught with their hands in the cookie jar ... wait a second ... these always remind me of one time a friends mom made a batch for us to take on a road trip , and my best friend said " these are delicious ! but how do the kisses not melt in the oven ? " Pedantry strikes again ! Son ... 26 myself , I feel the same way . Who's the biggest star we've had since Roy left ? Koivu ? oh please , Kovalev ? " completely oblivious " ? Really ? You offer advice more than you listen . It also said to submit the * * funniest * * joke you know . * * I'm not implying that is doesn't exist at all , but I do think it's due largely to the power of suggestion . I've not really it , but is there anything else similar in other bodyparts ( 5 hours ago Yeah , I got the least amount of fat people and the most avalanche deaths per year Those girls on the outside : The car one had me for a sec . I thought , alright when is this going to load , I see your nice rendered car screenshot .... then I moved it . It's spray paint you Douche yes Bieber , that's just it . that is the problem ...... I was looking for this too , I couldn't find it either . Then again , I don't have time to complete the entire document . OECD Old Spice Guy does not lose his awesome Get a room you two I already regret having * * looked * * at that pic ... Can't even imagine someone thinking it's a good idea ! Apparently down vote it's what everyone else is doing . Nope , those things were awful . First business trip to the US in ' 93 I got one of those as a hire car . White paint with burgundy interior Leaving before 7 ! I think the one in shorts is the hottest Double post . No , this is Patrick . Down boy , down " I was only following orders " didn't work for the Nazis in Nuremberg and it won't work for that guy either The . Word . Is . " There " . Sensationalist title in TrueRedit ? I thought better of you Huh . Um ... that actually explains ... a lot . balls * * inside * * of balls . I'm sorry , for some reason I thought that medical professionals should get paid for their time and effort . I remember listening to Slipknot back in the day " FUCK IT ALL FUCK THIS WORLD FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR ! " or " GET THIS OR DIE GET THIS OR DIE GET THIS OR DIE ! " * Fifteen * panels ? my dad said he'd rip my arm off and beat me with the wet end . My boyfriend tends to just spit his at his computer monitor while at his computer . So when I get on , all I see is pieces of skin Install Fake Carrier , Email this Yeah screw you Apple for making it easier for me to carry things . DAMN YOU STEVE JOBS ! and stay off reddit ( Sometimes I daydream and think naughty thoughts on the bus and then when I remember where I am I get all nervous and start scrutinizing people trying to tell if they know what I was thinking . I figure if I look around and see anybody looking at me like You'd ask me some reddit question , wouldn't you ... and out my nerdiness to my friends and family ... Yeah you know , no worries about dumping all that water back into the ocean , or that shit that's spewed into the atmosphere . It's cool , the thing handled it like a champ . Today I Learned ... from Cheers . Yes , because somebody's problems don't matter until they get to be a certain age . Again ? Haha ... Ducati Monster in the snow ? Seriously ? If you didn't comically misspell raptor so early in your comment , I probably would have downvoted you for cluttering up this thread . Well played He's wearing Beats I wrote all the comments silly , I'm disapproving myself with my own look of disapproval ... So that would make Pakistan as " pure breast " ? This * * Fucking * * guy . I love how he did that to teachers , and then decides to turn away the money for the high speed rail between Tampa and Orlando without consulting anyone . I think I read that he was getting sued over it . I read this as " yeehaw " yeah he shoulda just let her get raped man im totally with ya ! This man is clearly an expert in knife fighting as he has been in many REAL impromptu knife fights . OP also cut himself on purpose for reddit karma and internet fame ... obviously ... I thought it was a distinct It looks like This is old Dude ! I finished buying aoswiki.com 15 minutes ago It must suck to be your mom on laundry day Running out of ammo in a lab LOL Irony . Looks like you're forever alone in this conversation . Street Fighter : The legend of chun li .... Taboo as Vega ? My face upon walking outside this morning : Not that you really can in New Zealand I hate the kids are my school that wear the AE / Hollister prep brand . A bunch of clones . I went to Target , Ross , F21 , the cheap , " unknowable brand " stores . My aunt sent me an AE dress for my birthday last year , it was $ 60 . Funny , i posted this exact link last month and immediately got downvoted . me gusta The problem is s / he loves Coltrane me too Post that in r / wtf no love for short haired Watson ? Proposed slogan : Wow these are the type of speakers Universities should pay / invite to speak at their campuses . Not dumbasses like Snooki My bad man . Did not know there was a subreddit for that . If you're worried about the rear region do squats ( / r / fitness ) , and I'm starting to think you follow all the same subreddits as me . haha The horrible lyrics might be understandable if she had written them , but someone who works for the studio she recorded at actually wrote the song ! As in , a full-grown adult wrote that and thought it was good enough to have somebody sing and record it . Exactly my thought . I agree ಠ_ಠ ^ i had like 10 new tabs open , and i got to this and didnt understand without the context . Had to roam thru the links to find out which one matched the picture then find out its not even a joke Or you could , ya know , just post the coupon . Not beat a dead horse or anything , but is this blog for real ? This guy rants about so called mainstream " douche bag beers " of BMC , but the next three reviews on the site are of Red Stripe , Narragansett , and Guinness . Not exactly champions of the craft beer world . My thoughts about this image ... This was actually my first thought upon reading the title ... " Why do you need a special bin to post encrypted data ? " Then I saw the AES 256 Exactly . Well , technically , he did learn his lesson and didn't stand on his cutting board . is that ... windows xp ? ? At least it's not Sunday . It seems like most of my chickfila cravings come on Sundays ... I was shaking leg . Mom told me to stop doing it . Said I was masturbating . Damnit . I guess we're submitting our beers under your handle . .... Are you stalking us ? It's like you know you shouldn't but you do anyway . And also why is this downvoted ? Newport . Blocked for porn ... Dam , It's so funny when the video I just watched was quoted in caps . reminds me how funny it really was . HAHAAHAAAAHHhh Can't tell if you're a novelty account or for real you again i was on this show Your imagination is quite vivid . Too vivid ... * * i was expecting a free portal 2 download for some reason I accidentally a word , and a letter . There was an attempt to market it in Britain under the name " Zhiguli's " , but it did not prove popular , possibly because the ending sounds like " goolies " , an Australian slang word for testicles , well known to the British . This happened right in front of me and my mom once . It happened years ago , but it still haunts me from time to time . It was like the grain-of-salt-sized babies exploded out of the spider and just started running in all directions while we desperately stomped on them ... What ? I Freshman year of high school , me and about 4 other kids each spit in the teacher's water bottle . She drank the whole thing That was a perfectly reproduced : Tobacco ..... This seems to be a bastardisation of every rage comic that has substance to it . Nonetheless , a good use of the face ... Just use it in an epic tale next time love police ? I hope you burned down your house . If not , I am disappoint . no . But apparently they didn't think the pledge was sacred enough to not change it in the first place . You've seen it and think it's good ? How is that * anywhere * near the same thing as changing the words to one of the most well-known songs in the world to its OPPOSITE meaning ? lol look at his eyes closely = Really ? it's fake , and I've been seeing so much more of that shit lately Redditor for 1 minute In a discussion about NTSF ? 6 seats NDP in Québec ? Would like to beat the fuck out of some Nazis . Gave an upvote on reddit instead . I didn't know Animal Collective was playing . Damnit . You are very bad at GLaDOS dialogue . Springfield , I am disappoint Inbreeding will do that ; we do the same to cats , dogs , livestock , etc . Hire him . NOW . Slept with another woman's husband . In my defense though , I did not find out the asshole was married until his wife managed to track me down and called me a whore . Fun times . Holy shit , Hot Dogs are Corn Dogs ? I never realised Or a mom who left ! That happens too , you know . Do you go to UBC ? and if so , do you have a final on monday ... Shoe strings you ... you killed a cat ? I took a close-up of the back picture with the kids playing .... look at the back of the NES ... I'm flattered , but I was definitely I don't own a dildo Is there only a certain number of cells you can ' highlight ' ? I tried putting a bunch in and almost filling it up , but then each time I clicked a new cell , one of the ones I already had disappeared Will ? Lord this is so frustrating . Reinstalled everything again and tried Sound Mod Enabler and now nothing makes any sound at all Anyone know how fast these expire ? Would it last longer if I kept it in the fruit bin ? Vallejo has a huge prostitution problem due to lack of law enforcement . It's so bad that I learned that on TIME magazine . I would attend but I have my last big final exam the next day . W . T . F .... September 09 , 1999 Did you buy all these for a penny each ? If so , Wouldn't you know it . I forget to check reddit for a few hours and everybody's getting free games I'll admit it . I'll also admit I swore to kill everyone in Pixar if this is how they ended the series That's ... interesting . Beautiful shot for sure ! I hope you didn't steal it ! i'm disappoint Oh god , it's based in Concord , NC - about fifteen minutes from where I live . Does anyone else is . " I've never waited so long for a man to say it to me before " > But .. it says you have to input a password before you can buy anything . I grew up with very conservative Asian parents in Canada . When I started going to school , I started asking why Santa never came to our house but went to everyone else's place , after hearing about all the amazing Christmas stories after winter break . ( My family does not celebrate any holidays , except for New Year's . ) She told me Santa does not like Asian people or poor people , and therefore , will not go to their homes . shoulda read the title before clicking that * * The ears ! ! ! * * Everyone keeps forgetting the ears I've had times where I'm thinking about nothing , and my bf doesn't believe me post deletion = Yes , but I always get At first I was like As I said to a previous commentor : Same weather here in Calgary . Whats the saying ? April blizzards bring May ... not going to try this mode ... too emotionally scarring The true question is did he figure out he could make a joke and then name it , or did he actually just name his Pokemon " iPad " to begin with Well someone clearly needs to learn how to use commas Can we eat the kidney with fava beans ... Are you kidding me ? I guess people born missing an arm weren't meant to play baseball right ? Don't get me started on mentally challenged kids either thank you , thats the one . So because the few DMVs you have been to ( assuming the number is higher than one ) had black people working there it must be an attractive place for them to work ? Off-topic , but I love the eight flash cookies MLB.com tries to install . I wanna swim there sorta but not sure wat might be in water If she's not the world is doomed ! Doomed I tell you ! I think she needs some help . Also , what is she doing listening to it if it's so evil ? I'm just as surprised as you are .. An auxiliary cable ... Finally ... > last person standing gets * * a * * grade That was beautiful I've gotten Jackie Chan from the racist ones . " soviet russia people " What a way to meet halfway I worked at a Starbucks for four years and I even got that question at least once a week . What kind of 30 year olds have you known ? What part of my comment was even remotely insightful ? Happy thought along the same line as " Well at least he's not in pain anymore " Why doesn't the title read " So I went to a yard sale at an 80 year old woman's house , and bought these ... ? " Went clubbing a couple of weeks ago and they played a mashup of Born This Way and Express Yourself . Took me forever to realize what they were doing though , because they sound exactly the same . I love this gif ! I work at Best Buy and I feel the same way after today . I had a customer that seriously thought that a router , by itself , would give him internet . When I asked him if he had a modem , he looked at me , confused . When I asked him if he had internet in the first place , he said " When I'm lucky " .......... Ah hell , you're just asexual then . I know a guy like this , it makes me that much more attracted to him . Now I have to figure out how to do it in OS X without copy-paste I'm glad it worked out well for you ! I've never had any luck with the self tanning moisturizers , cremes and whatnot they've always either streaked or made me look like a nacho . * * Why couldn't you just link to his imdb ? It's okay , we don't need engines . we'll just glide stealthily to victory , they're better that way , vote conservative ... Not a " Back to the Future is not that great " I thought of pomegranate . That's not a vegetable . Your taskbar Opened this at work and saw a dude's nut sack . Thanks . What's wrong with egg names ? meme misuse and wrong subreddit ... I would appreciate not being further educated on more advanced ways my car will kill me , * jedberg * . saw a BBC documentary about this kind of thing once My ex-GF made me watch 500 days for the first time with her . I got the natural feeling of " this girl is a bitch . " and I was irked through most of the second half of it . At the end , she and I were talking and she said " I wish I was more like Summer . " Which I gave the closest IRL Oh in that case we and everyone else is fucked ... I can't define the term hipster , but I know it when I see it . And when I see it , my face looks like this : " We come to you " Thats what you get for not running free software . Just barely found this subreddit thanks to the ad ! Looks very cool ! I hope it's more than just students asking for us to answer their homework . Someone in our office had these and I was all Someone in our office had these and I was all no probs . Yesterday turned out to be a no-show anyway [ My second big OCD is the misspelling of misspelling . his feet are not that big Dump her . You can't stay with someone like that . It's unnatural . Imagine , there you are at a romantic dinner and you look into her eyes and say , " Anybody want a peanut ? " And you get ...... Sunday has passed By whom ... ? Depending on the manufacturer , I range from a 30G - K . Another plus of having a small frame but big boobs is that bras cost 5x as much as they should . Hooray . So , after the hatless update , they need another update to fix it ... and they take the opportunity to add a hat . Dump him , idiot . Well , it sounded like a good idea on paper . Well , the Habs have certainly had their issues but I wouldn't have said Goo-iness is one of them . I estimate those games wont be finished I was so disappointed for a minute , even got this for someone and was almost like NOOOOO . Then I Apparently a British royal wedding is more on their minds I liked Dragon Crisis I'm getting a C + + runtime error . You're smoking green people ... GREEN PEOPLE and my jerbs ! TF2 would be cool LAN , but we're TF noobs . Killing floor could be fun , but IDK if I could convince everyone else to get it - No pictures ? Really ? Really ? I live right beside the place on the other side of Taylor , so I was staring out my window with the Someone systematically gave a downvote to everyone ... Granted that I'm glad it's not personal - but someone should track that and burn their soul Dude , seriously . It was the " Story on Back ! " I was pointing out . My daughter and I got all excited to read a story about the Cheese Chomper , but all we got is what's pictured . Poorly executed I guess Here's one I can think of , and it's horrendous : gunaxin.com . There are other sites out there too . I just can't think of them now . I haven't had coffee yet ... at first I was like Micheal J Fox = It should read , " I offered to get it for her on PC for free but she said it's not the same as on an IPAD . Haven't played it yet , gonna go home after work and install it ... I'm a little disappointed from what I've heard though ; 6 hours 2 minutes for a $ 50 game .. I had a salesman at a cingular store ask me if it was ok for him to peel it off when activating my phone because a customer once got mad at him for doing it . Not because the customer wanted to do it himself , but because he wanted it left on Who else watched all ten minutes of this Spoilers in titles are not welcome . Let me get this straight .. He was all " Oh , pictures of my naked girlfriend " and starts stroking himself * while laying on top of you * . And instead of helping out or getting involved , instead you He lives in orange county ... I was hoping Corey Crawford was gonna win it , since he pretty much saved my fantasy team , but out of those I'd have to go with Skinner , since he led rookies in points without any previous NHL experience I call bullshit , also , now I have 2 folded forests she should stay away from pianos ... you know , just in case that news anchor is punny ... Because it's all that matters in this world I get called " sweety " a lot . Man , I hate it when people do that shit . I'd be perfectly happy with a simple " Thank you . " War .... now who's the creep um , no one noticed the adult size tricycle in the background yet ? Hey ! You just gave sound advice ! meh , most of the despicable things I do come after the seduction .. Voters in an internet poll don't know what an internet connection is ? wow op's a douchebag for getting himself triple cannon rushed . It took me a while to figure out that this was the official way you were supposed to vote . Most unintuitive system ever . Why , oh why , didn't I look at the username first ? I can't even begin to comprehend how this could be . Just ... I loaded it up and the first thing it did was rain for 23 minutes This is the first comment i've ever posted to Reddit . Actually , this is the reason I finally made an account . Dude , you straight up raped a chick . Wow , perfect find ! Just finished Portal 1 for the first time right before finding this . Great timing ! This makes the transition between games even sexier . Except the singer's saying " dont even try " ... Well , I did say " close to no " . Mammoth Cave , Keeneland , and as the other stated , maybe some in ... in .. That * other * city rival to mine No he says in an interview he didn't add anything to the story but he added new artwork . The fuck ? Is he a solipsist or something ? fingers ? ! really ? ! ! your tuesday was my monday , buddette . well , except for the broken computer ( GL with all that ) . but i need a one day buffer between hungover and drunk . hungover and calling out of work is just a world of hurt . i try to watch tv and i get that migraine and have to stop and take a nap . wake up and think i feel ok and try to eat but food and water tastes bad and get sick again . Everybody knows cinematic cake is the as good as the real thing . So there still was no cake in portal . > " everything from twitter to facebook ... " * looks at username * Did anyone else read that as naked * babies * ? Xbox dashboard , 3 bucks .... ps3 theme , free of charge . At least three of my friends have asked me why I'm a Redditor Wow ... as a kid , huh ? My college was using that as a textbook in 1993 . What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? ? Same here … Seriously , I have a sinus infection and my boss is probably reading my message with the big ol ' i loled , then , i Aussie here , I like the way our voting works here although I'd like PR in our house too . Then at least my area would have someone other than Bob fucking Katter oh ...... There are new emoticons except we can't hunt with rifles " wanted " to do it ? He's a kid .... Have fun with the game now instead of waiting 2 years for something that may not be that big of a deal Haha I used to think girls had cooties . Then I figured out what was under there ... Not my parents , they still don't know that computers exist ... But this one time in class the powerpoint crashed and he tried to send the problem to microsoft and said " Well , I hope Microsoft fixes this problem quickly .. " and I thought His bike was slowly tipped over by a car .... Or is the circle jerk reaching too many hands ? Don't you think I tried $ 45 for a grey zip up hoodie that says REDDIT in plain font ... No xxl ? ! I wrote a short story about Mario in a creative writing class . The teacher called him Mary-O . The teacher was a first generation Italian immigrant and he didn't recognize the name Mario Windows only . The first time I read the title I was like " that's cool " , then I reread it and saw the internet part and was like Screwtape Letters is not the same as Mere Christianity .. > For $ 45 dollars plus shipping it better be made out of narwhal foreskin she uses " I keep reading rape app it was kindy quirky and funny until i read " liquid filled " ... then i was all like I'm going to jail " Your mama so ugly she makes Onions cry " " My moms dead " Hahaha taking rape lighty's just the funniest Oh gosh , my ex gave me a hug when he dumped me ... I sure hope he didn't take a picture How can a n64 - style texture pack intimdate anyone Let me just get my glasses . ' bet better ' Why in the world does CONCACAF feel like it doesn't need to put a scoreboard in their stream ? Wrote a response and managed to lose it to reddit's lag . " I swear to Science , " My friends started calling it hack and slash and they never played back in beta . I want to smack them , because they think it makes them feel edgy and cool . I hit save , but now I can't see how to access the saved post . Thats not very chill bro I skate at Clement park right near Columbine . Today I watched a high school kid walking from the school , in a black leather trenchcoat . I , uh , went there to check it out once . You know . For * science * and whatever . It's pretty much all teenagers that are taking really revealing Facebook pictures or something they'd send to a new boyfriend . Occasionally , there'd be a pre-teen in a bathing suit and you just give it > TwoX : Downvoting unpopular opinions questions since 2010 . How do you know that ? Slightly related note , but it just happened today so I feel the need to share . Another Java programmer came into my office asking if a Map object declared in one method and passed into another was still actually the same object . no its restarted at a little over an hour We have to keep black superman . and Thanks for jinxing us ... Okay , well then add to it . SOLD OUT Can someone please tell me how many times this exact repost has been reposted ( Also , it seems this person re-submitted the image to imgur to attain a new URL so as to not be redirected to the last repost . I . E . the OP went out of the way just to repost this . Someone's silently downvoting us . Its pasta ... it can go with you ... Pirated copy . Nice try , The_Book_Of_Reddit Well , you could type * anything * by doing that . 2,136 votes . 2 down votes That's my novelty account thing , get your own . Wouldn't that be Luigi ? where was the NSFL tag I read this in Cave Johnson's voice . That's not the same and you know it . Rape victims anonymous buying a hoodie that covers your gut will give you plus 5 to accuracy , no joke . I like the idea . Now we just have to hope that he doesn't have himself surrounded by private security guards who act as if they are police officers who attempt to illegally confiscate filming devices . That's the standard price here in Europe Full . Blown . Homo . Why is Accelerator looking at condoms Infant Underwear .... That singer shouldn't be talking the talk without walking the walk Looks like the fence isn't helping as three people are trespassing ! Yeah , I bought it because of the Steam version too . Then PSN went down and I couldn't link my accounts . 2XC isn't even a feminist subreddit . That's not how you reboot the system ! Metal is never the answer . Your comment was about as clever as the blurb I was originally complaining about . I'm very confused . It said something about a cash price , but no personal information was collected . Haha why is longboarding so expensive ! ! ! this deserves more upvotes never say never last time I checked , wasn't a girl able to get pregnant no matter what day , hence 30 pills / month ? 21 in Canada I get it ... the other 83 % ... lol ... Go whine in Steven's chat some more . It definitely went " Jesus is ... * Jeezus Christ , really ? * Thanks for ruining it for me . Says DevelopersDevelopers .... I don't think bad coding should be encouraged What is that unfoiled thing on the 8th picture 3 or 4 lines of code does it , what were you guys thinking You can determine all that from the pictures , yet still can't determine the identity of the paper thief ... A [ 1 ] , really ? Have you ever smoked ? White lighter ... She's probably just admiring the sunset like her father I agree . I was sitting in my office and I heard someone lay it down for a solid minute . Just when you thought it was done it started up again . I look out my window , and a man is road raging in the Portillos drive thru . True story . Dinner with the family at Chevy's , I was in my mid-teens . Mother : Vonhavoc , you don't look at perverted sex sites , do you ? Me : Yeah , what's the point in trying to look better ... what do you mean " Japanese people with umbrellas ? Too soon . I had almost forgotten that movie existed Do some people * actually * do this ? Can't do , you have Digg bookmarked . " Close encounter " ; still about 8.5 AU apart Not afraid they will be able to ID you later ? Maybe he was referring to his own comment ? There's no point arguing with this guy . He just ignores the meat of your argument and writes essays about your choice of analogy or some other dumb shit . Oh , please , stop with comics on this subject I would stay with Sprint . " Could I talk to you about how we're all inerrently terrible people and we deserve to be harmed because we killed some guy with a beard 2000 years ago ? It'll only take a moment of your time and it would be rude of you to decline . Thanks ! " No frontal view ? VHS ? Context plz ? That is not an argument The kind of guys I'm referring to are the kind of guys who without any attempts at regular conversation send girls e-mails like ( and I quote ) " If you're ever in ( insert home town here ) and are down to fuck or suck dick give me a call " ... try it then report back . unless you cant ... then ... Because that's * exactly * what's going on in this photo . Well i just realized that he posted this 4 days ago ! 4 days without any followup does make me question his intentions . Your username . I had to have one once . ah thanks .. i was wondering why it wasn't recognized . gotta love programming , one little syntax error makes all the difference . You would have " 18 half-lifes " but no dead Erik . They would have fired his ass , not killed him Yeah ... shouldnt be hard to find a red chevy camaro ... I'm so glad I subscribed to r / Atheism ... I can't remember the last time I drank water . i give him props as this is the first time i realised he's a gamer . but playing with the y-axis is just plain wrong . Thanks for the spoiler My mom has been watching them for weeks . She thinks its cute to take screen captures of them , and make them her desktop background . > I got stabbed in the eye . Was that ... a ... RuneScape joke ? For a moment I went " Ten dollars dollars " ? Excellent work , but why didn't you let the song finish ? Sorry you had to wait . My game froze for a while . Digg it ? Damn I hope this wasn't fake , I liked reading everything ... no ? But now I do Indiana Jones Yay , judging people . One day in the future historians will find this video with no context and they'll be like Tag this NSFL , not NSFW .... Well this helps me understand why he constantly walks around naked in front of his sister Most of the comments here aren't flaws at all I know , right . Hot pockets : Warning , product will be hot after heating . It's either a middle finger , or an inverted cross . Heh , the pump shotty : shoot point blank , see blood spatter , die and find out you only did 10 dmg It's late April , why is there snow ... ? And we appreciate it . I'm disappointed to see nom-nom-nom ? ! ... Are you a roach ? Could have cropped that pic a bit more . Don't blame this on me . Thanks uncle ! No ... I'd rather not sit on your lap right now Often , you almost need to be a meme to stay in a conversation and not get buried . Maybe if Karma didn't accumulate over time . ( I am trying to stay Quick now everyone start spamming the customers home phone number Quadruple posting earns a ... Pretty clearly a repost ... * * Shit Sony - did you even bother to secure ANYTHING on your damn system ? ? ? * * And this is coming from a huge PS3 fan . Gimme a friggin ' break already ... > I see SC comments . The suit is from halo . i tink i brk my kybard . i has PV exam this thursday . halp . Porn at the library ? I love how people downvoted you for just explaining the definition of this logical fallacy . Y U LAUGH IN THE LIE BERRY ? red HERRING ... when your mom was ankle deep in it ? That would be my sister . ........ What are you saying about Shaq Fu ? For some reason I read the first line as " thirtieth birthday " . When I got to the part about the girls just coming into puberty , I was very I hope those sandwiches are made with matza . Shit Boehner you're so awesome . nice faux apology troll , i almost grieved for you . you amazing guitar soloing bad ass . Thanks for judging via flamethrower and not via penis size , or else you'd be all When I was younger my family lived in Texas , and I vividly remember this time when a girl I knew stepped on a fire ant hill during recess . She was wearing a dress , and I just remember seeing those fuckers swarming up her leg while she freaked the fuck out . Indeed . And that's just in one weekend . For colo they are just fine in my experience . They only have 100mb ethernet to the colo's .... if you need more than 100mb then you have to split it over multiple links ( That suddenly made them unnukeable . Whilst it's a pity that Microsoft's compiler toolchain don't support C99 ( as far as I remember , they recommend you just write C code but compile in C + + mode Damn it Valve , stop teasing and ship to Argentina already . I want to purchase your awesome merchandise . I don't ever friend request someone who isn't / was never a real friend but I feel bad denying acquaintances ' friend requests so ... maybe you are The only good spider is a dead spider We know what you are trying to do Selig I totally didn't hear this on late night television a few weeks ago ... You are telling me you bought a chronograph with a tachymeter and you didn't know what you bought until you wiki'd it ! I was had , and it was not the first time . I've had someone confidently state to me that since we're in the center of the observable universe , that means god is real . I actually made a I totally didn't hear this from Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges a few months ago ... Might be a long shot but sometimes if you inquire with one organization they will distribute the information to a bunch of related businesses . A personal example is when I called a travel agency out of curiosity wether or not they could get a better deal than the internet . I made the mistake of giving them my phone number . I would get calls from them once a week following up and then I started getting calls from a local luggage retailer . Just get a new phone number . Just what we need , more vigilante redneck justice Who's the 2 % buying Palm / WebOS ? Arrghh - why can't Paypal Guest accept a corporate AMEX ? Do you have a different option for payment so my company can buy 4 legitimate copies ? Come on bro , I sold my boss on your app and he's staring me down with a big one of these At first I ? =\ then I You imply that it'd be a female doing the getting poison and the suing . What are your plans Mr . TimMitchell AWESOME ! Extra awesome because my atheist uncle lives in Maryland about 20 minutes from DC , and my mega-Catholic younger sister goes to Catholic University of America , which is in DC ... I can visit my sister and then be like " all right I've gotta get going or I'll be late to the American Atheists National Convention , I'm going with Uncle P " and she'll be like Ok . Apparently now it's June 99 . Your user name is inaccurate . He's probably out in the world somewhere , trying not to die . Too busy for reddit . > Now ou're attempting to discredit an entire peer-reviewed journal ? Danger sense ? Not sure if serious Someone not wanting to play SC never makes sense . You do realize it's just a joke , right ? I feel the same way every time someone says calvary when they meant cavalry . What's important to notice in this picture here is that some people here STILL use XP . Shame on you . I feel the same way every time someone says calvary when they meant cavalry . Why is this a " WTF ? " . This looks like marketing spam to me . opened in new tab , 1 second of clip played , 30 second ad started , closed tab . I've read the three messages in my mind , first two sounded like my normal reading mind voice , got to Nando's message and all I could hear was his voice in my head when i clicked the link i was expecting a site on cs source tricks I totally didn't hear this before this post ... I remember doing this in French class senior year and hit a kid in the eye . Afterwards , everyone would tell me i had good aim because the kid just happened to be Chinese Classic ! This happened to me all the time . " Wait , who is that guy ? " " Why are they doing this ? " I'd usually say , " I'm sure I'll be able to answer your question after I have seen the movie " . Also , she slept through Pulp Fiction . Don't worry I gave him one of these Cheezburger.com ? Really ? Why is this in / r / funny ? ? Please use the subreddits for posts like this , WBC gets plenty of attention there Movies ? Read the goddamn books my good sir , books are where it's at . this makes me embarrassed to live in wisconsin Yes . Awww . Got to love the newbies . * Checks profile * I have a pair of yes ill just give you my email and password ^ what he said You know what that lady said to Hitler during art class ... ... I think she just wanted to show off more of her chest hair if I am seeing this picture right . The dirty sock is preferable to a shower .. ? ಠ_ಠ How in the hell did all of these non-white people end up in my " people you may know " ? True , with a caveat : I see people quoting the margin of error at the national level ( 1.9 % ? How can I go wrong ! ) while using the data at the regional level , which has a higher margin of error ( 3.1 to 7.0 % ? I don't know if this was intentional or not , but while posting in this thread I got a 504 so I tried again and got a 502 . exposure . Nice try , Anonymous Wait , every single image is ... PDF ? Wait , every single image is ... PDF ? Waiting for the birthers to see his father's name and birthplace , then think that's actually Obama How dare you bring this up . I took a break from doing amateur ecological surveys of the Housatonic river , reading about extinct Turkic empires of the central Asian steppe , and teaching myself Hindi to give you this : Just when I thought your boyfriend was weird ... Do you have one leg and a penis ? > The character sequence “ even the fatties ? Well , then I'll accept the judgment . I admit I'm not super-awesome at song lyrics . Looks like Cleverbot is hitting on you too What did you do about it ? Even Pedobear finds this disgusting ... Beware the day when But ... we started the War of 1812 . so you laughed at the runner with the prosthetic leg falling down .. your headline makes it sound like Ron Paul doesn't have sane , thoughtful discussions very often CC details sent in plaintext Waitwaitwait , eurica , you asked us for a * meme * . I've provided one for you . A rather fitting one , too . And now you want me to give you the damn punchline , too ? ! Fundamental misunderstanding of apportionment : priceless I thought you were serious for a very fast second Sounds like a good way to get amazon referrals . I would like to know what you were trying to do to this creeper from behind When I was in high school we had a Holocaust survivor visit . One of the girls raised her hand then shouted out , " Were you really that skinny ! ? " everyone It's your last meal ... you don't need to worry about cholesterol , your weight , or developing a heart condition ... and you only go for the quarter pounder ? He put it well , eh ? " I love you ! I stiiiill loooove youuuuu ... " As a white person who doesn't support the CPC - Somehow I read this phonetically as " butt fondue " National doesn't mean " of America " . God dammit , reddit Ohay , I played a game of paintball there a few years back ( D-Day reenactment with 3,000 players .. I think it was called " Skirmish " ) . I was made fun of by some teammates because I cut a hole in my paintball mask to smoke cigarettes through . Looks like a 2009/2010 Kawasaki Ninja 650r . I just got one for this season too ! Rode it home mid January , in Colorado , while it was snowing This is insanity , why would you be more comfortable with 10 % agreement than 60 % ? This is why there are still only two big parties . A little too much chrome for my liking , and the navigation seems a little too touchy , too much room for error . Also I don't think my stubby thumbs would go too well I had Tom Brady , Peyton Hillis , and Arian Foster on my fantasy team , and didn't win my fantasy league . Get a room TIL that with each " Your username that spire I've used my dad's computer before and opened Internet Explorer ( My friend can't listen to Carl Sagan because he thinks * he has to much saliva in his mouth * Sure he does Finland is not part of Scandinavia I C & P'd that but it didn't work . i see what you did there . Written by Michael Scott . You have manged to secure the oldest picture on the internet . Well done you . Fail . Tom = Myspace . We're talking about Facebook . Fuck that bitch . How dare she not let you fuck her for buying her a drink . Gluing helicopter rotor blades together : I really wish more ladies would weight train more , I been trying to help some co-workers but all of them give me the same excuse I wont want to look like the hulk .... Dane Cook Looks like they went with the weird popup video like with this weeks Zero Punctuation . dude , NSFW ! So you finger religion as the reason there are asshole athiests out there ? Even if it were TheOnion , this horse has been beaten to dust ... Yes , but only once and because he totally fucked up a $ 50 steak . There was basically no salt or pepper on the steak , and he overcooked it . Then when I pointed it out , he cracked a bunch of fresh pepper and salt on the steak without asking . * Tryed * ? On * there * pet ? drinking and doing drugs is the only way to celebrate am i rite ! ? Why thank you ! Now I'm going to have that image stuck in my head all damn day . What should I click ? UPDATE : definitely got some kind of virus , it better not have been from your site It was a reference . To Monty Python . And now it is dead . Just spent 5 hours before my surgery to find a hot female patient * * TIL * * I am at an ALL MALE HOSPITAL ! What about rödvinssås or whiskycheddar ? Sexists , they are only good for ... Best be careful . Someone there might mistake it for a bomb . Well , let us know how that lawsuit goes ... I'm having work presentation in 10 hours TIL that David Carradine died as a result of autoerotic asphyxiation . God , you can't even announce you're a guy on the internet anymore without it getting all * testicles or gtfo * . He was the meme the entire time . That is going in my calendar ! Amazon said it wouldn't arrive for 2-4 weeks . CP Distribution And I find it unbelievable that some people don't believe in Aliens . So ... basically every major video game character , then . YES . Great , three times the annoying self-conscious dork ... you look like you're 13 or 14 in this picture The right notes also help . David ... Animorphs ... David ... Animorphs ... Please do not scratch the crystal unless you are sure it's fake Hipster frames You masturbate in your kitchen ? > but it seems like most hosts in Barcelona are just single guys using it as a dating service now that you've said it ... that's an awesome jerker ? ? the notebook ? Minecraft ... pass ? I'm not So you want her to look good , but not too good ? or add some resumes on your bears I want to assume that " basket " means basketball , but under the circumstances I'm afraid it could be a sexual connotation . Right .... COLOMBIA * not COLUMBIA , it's the country not the university I do . I agree - we need all sorts of new punctuation , but " iPod Tax " is an actual quotation - Harper has been saying it as part of his stump speech for weeks now . Perhaps some sort of punctuation for something someone says out loud that they know is a lie might serve us well in this day and age ( unfortunately ) . The Reddit ascii eyes come closest , I think : I would go spend all of my husband's hard-earned money on shit like paints , rocks and crafts , then blame him for the state of our finances . Mr . haha it sure doesn't , my professor goes haywire when we have our phones out , also i don't know why it says my previous post was deleted , weird just cut the black wire .... you didn't catch her hand and slap her with it ? just did . First guy said sure ..... > You are non-sensible , and should go crawl into a hole . Puff puff PASS ! I read it and completely was like oh yeah I'd love me some fried chicken . Then I reread it and was like I disagree to your disagreement . My dad's belt was the the worst . As a grown man , I still cringe every time I see a man take off his belt ... I moved to California , from the East coast , and I still use my turn signals . Learned to be an aggressive , but defensive driver on the East , but now I'm even more defensive because so many people out here change lanes without signaling . Seems like to me that you just set it down and took a picture . Credit where credit's due . Way to go , CNN . You just made me nod in approval at Fox News . Or maybe , Mel Gibson made that shit up ... I see what you did there That third paragraph reads very much like a press release , and is without citation , to which I also give it a I always wondered why I was accused / suspected of cheating ... then I found out I had been cheated on several times ... * * with my " friends " * * I wasn't allowed to watch Smurfs because they were " demonized " . I don't mind it , really , it's just kinda annoying because you can't just open it up and take a single nug and close it again like a bag . I prefer saran-wrapping to bags if I'm gonna go smoke it all with friends or something because bags have corners . I was so happy to see something finally show up in my area .... Then I got to the end and saw that range ... GameStop employees rarely notice the difference and give the trade-in value of the full title for the demo . I remember working in a store that had like 14 copies of First Hunt listed at like $ 34.99 when Hunters first came out . I'd go , but I'm more afraid of seeing people there i - already - know . Indubitably , my good sir . I got that for Pokemon Emerald . Worst part ? The game works fine until you beat it , then it erases the game . Amen sister . When are they going to implant women with digital read outs , like watches , that tell you down to the second when you're going to be dancing to a rag-time tune . Seriously science They are better , but it's still awesome ! ! ! I was like Where did his cereal come from ? this is the biggest Apparently Education is not a priority . Anyone who has been to university knows that you're not supposed to indent a paragraph when you already place spaces between the paragraphs . my facts are homophobic , they must be straight Why does your brother need a condom when with Jason ? or t ( I've heard that joke since 2 years ago . OP ... raking up the karma ... > 1 ) You're not 21 , but you're drinking ... Yeah if there is anyone who really needs the cash it's MIT I tried uploading this earlier but I screwed it up and didn't put in a link Second from top right just fell into a hedge , that is not a hat What on earth is going on with number 13 ...... That's probably why I'm getting down voted ... forgot to add to the conversation . Yeah this link probably wont go anywhere . But it really is uncanny . I get so excited to listen to a tale about a man with a lost penis and then I Is this what passes as really ugly ? I knew they had problems when I was going there in 2001 to 2005 . Those penny pinching bastards cut corners whenever they could . Probably similar in a lot of schools , but at least this confirms my opinion of the place . Being at the bottom of research and expecting all the awards of top colleges based on the performance of our football program of the 70s and 90s . There really is no place like Nebraska . The " scan " of the " discharge instructions " looks like it was created in MS Paint Piracy = awesome ! :-D Spamming : not so much well seeing as other users dont experience it Hobby and Toy Central ? Turn off the skins I hate it when people successfully form new slang like " smh " and " hmu . " One chick in my gov class constantly says smh , pronounced " smuh " appsrently . Because I was so serious in my post ; I wasn't just joking around or anything Notice also how Google has safesearch off and Bing has moderate on Oh . So you told her she sounded like a dude , and it turned out she actually was one . Not really that clear . Also , internet forum . Yay , I can repeat my comment from that very same pic from 10 days ago : " The Austrian car there is a subtle addition to this shot . That is not how bone development works There was 8: 41 minutes of that bid'ness ! I just keep waiting ... for peter to do something . He never did Blizzard Delta Quadrant <- It's in the map pool I stopped reading when I got to the part where they claimed using the word ' blacks ' is racist ... Google shows wrong results I think your website gave my pc spyware Or perhaps it was frankenpita who immediately copied * my * potentially-good post . Oh sure I agree . It didnt make sense sometimes , but it was entertaining none the less ! and better then DS9 in my eyes . I always preferred the explore / discover Treks vs full on soap opera DS9 . I would have to say in order Voyager , TNG , TOS . Dont get me started on Enterprise Rules 1 and 2 I would find this funny if the title didn't already tell me the joke Now * * I * * don't want to drive up any hills . I had a pretty good haul myself , this week , but I'm going to * voluntarily * wait to share . Why is a naked child in the top results for a Sit & Spin on Google Images ? Nice job . Unfortunately I unsat'd mine due to poor Power-Off 180s . Here it's usually incredibly windy , so we have to make the turn to base / final fairly quickly . But there was little or no wind that day , so I ended up overshooting my point every time I don't want to live on this planet anymore no .... Exactly how sexy can 88 - cent underwear manage to be anyway ? Even with Natalie Portman having lesbian sex ? ! Acquire new friends . My name is also Bryan " fortune cookies are a sometimes " I'm more bothered by the franks wing sauce bottle on the bottom shelf now containing oil . .. they don't Googled it . Game looks great . But did he just say noob-tube was a CoD reference ? The invisible army of trans folk is upon you , I see . Showing their tolerance by downvoting ... Dog = That sort of thing really doesn't belong here I would've put this in r / funny ... until I saw the last pic . The MFLB is truly stealth . I've used it in booths at busy restaurants with family and while walking around shopping malls and department stores . redditor for 2 minutes > Awesome for 2 minutes > Concerned female : " John ! maybe if you bought more magazines you'd learn how to spell ... Even worse when they do it on the bed ... JUST AFTER you finished washing everything from the LAST TIME . " This video is no longer available because the YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated . " No , I meant waffles . More than half was in the recycle bin i will admit , guess I've forgotten to empty it . But the rest I dont rly know , think 8GB was something from chrome , regret I didn't look into it now . Yeah , things like this make me ashamed to be human sometimes . I mean come on people , Yeah , I hate being left out of all the fun stuff and having to copypasta my You must be trolling . Perhaps you're right . But wait ? Isn't ad hominem not exactly a puncture ? It is a flaw , but it serves to deride his argument . I admit I'm not well put together in my arguments but I did my best . You make it sound that's morally contemptible . Its funny because his " fuck that shit " attitude is going to fuck everyone in the US . You just want his pancreas don't you . Are you seriously trying to grill me on my sandwich ordering method ? This bullshit fairy tale again Who downvoted ? i saw the word hivemind and i came here expecting comments about starcraft My mother still has a laptop that has a floppy disk drive & struggles to connect to the Internet . I think it's from the very early 2000s or possibly even earlier . Why are you letting your KIDS watch Monday Night Raw ? The cognitive dissonance is strong within this one ... using a facebook account to host nothing but minecraft pics ? I just saw a real world look of disapproval when I axed my wife if we could get one of these . It actually looked quite like this : He never said it was impossible thanks for accusing me of giving you down votes on your reddit when i didn't max I recognized the SC license plate ... Hm , I counted 23 . Where's the extra ? what ? ? They can't be serious ! I've never watched this show , but what I heard I thought they were joking . OR MAYBE ... Lucy was helping out * herself . * Also confusing in Korean , therefore sorry sorry sorry sorry nigga nigga nigga ctrl + F ' That is very inconvenient timing as i just decided last week that i really want to play it . A friend of mine was talking it up and i almost bought it before i saw this . Now i have to wait , thanks a lot . To the marijuana subreddit ? a christian on reddit You're not him . Now I want to play Megaman 2 I … don't think that's how HIV transmits . What does this have to do with starcraft ? We spent almost a decade in Iraq and Afghanistan and we find the bastard in ... Pakistan . Doctor Who as a food for consumption . I would imagine I literally have yet to find a subreddit where the phrase " Osama is Dead " does not appear at least three times on the first page . \ m / ( America's Funniest Videos is your source for funny ? Charlie doesn't say that . What are you talking about ? So you * would * also bill for child and animal porn if credit card companies and BBB allowed ? Might lie some truth to this Chicago . You don't go on reddit all day everyday ? What do you do then ? My face if they don't give us more : I think so too . I once even heard someone say : " actually , we didn't evolve from primates ... " I went to a furmeet near my college and was creeped out , so I can believe that Personally ? Yay ! A fresh new set of fears ! And just as the whole terrorist worry was going stale Oh , how cute . What a useful little novelty account you are To my fellow men : But ... you can Some people just live to harass , I think . Very same officers . " My ceiling is too saturated with water and may break ! Someone should tell the Kool-Aid Man to stop partying up there ! " " Oh no ! " " Oh no ! " " Oh no ! " " OH YEAHHH ! ! ! " " niggardly " ? Is that why no one laughed and you got downvoted a bunch ? My name isn't SUE , JEEZ one hour redditor ... 7 month redditor ... Stop using american propaganda to get karma The face of disapproval fits nicely in OP's picture , on purpose or not . I'm on salary and don't have a time clock to punch . My mom thought it was the height of hilarity to tell me , when I was a 16-17 year old girl , that I looked like Meatloaf . > dress dress shows . Monkey ? How do you know he was on digg ? " What do you use your smartphone for ? " No Reddit option Suppressors for hunting was a good bill . I was winning until your comment . No . I loved loved loved TMOUS's CS . They were awesome . If I didn't move out of the service area I'd have stuck with them . I have Sprint now , and their CS is Stop surfing Reddit like a Nerd . Attention whores . You write all that nonsense and then call someone ELSE a moronic buffoon ? I'm done for the night . no way that girl was 14 years old According to your username it seems you already have . Damn ! $ 186 is just a tad bit higher than the minimum wage here in my country . People are downvoting this entire thread . I saw this picture on / b / earlier . Bin Laden reminds me of puppet sex too . That still sounds pretty racist > Creationist / Chiropractor Science minister ( just in case Creationism wasn't enough ? ? ? Forget about post processing for now , put some effort in learning focus It would sound so much more beautiful if it wasn't auto-tuned . yea , that whole separatism movement and all 10 seconds of lion trying to eat child , 2 minutes of child screaming and stupid parents . That god damn film His face does already resemble One can not not have played Crash Bandicoot and call themselves a gamer Dwarves never wash their feet . " redditor for 2 months " Does anyone else notice most of these songs are featured on Guitar Hero ? It's shit like this reddit . Cuz that fixed California's budget problems . El CoreyEaltman todav ía dice que " why is it important WE KILLED THEM " ... we killed them ... we ... Everything always went pretty smoothly on that level , until the gauntlet of electrified seaweed You posted an email forward from your dad ? People need to learn the difference between NSFW and NSFL " EA " Portal 2 . In more ways than one , Clearly not . But not for either of those reasons , but because of your obvious zombieism . Yeah , just noticed you spam this every week only to get downvoted . So ... yeah That's just plain wrong Environment says : Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld That's not a guy i don't see TimeToFap has posted yet I had the instinctual urge to downvote you , but I didn't because your opinion is valid and adds to the discussion . Seriously guys , stop that . It says the " there doesn't seem to be anything here " message when I open the subreddit . This is how you remind me . I was born there ... ( A long , long , time ago ) ... I'd sure make a road trip to " say hi " to this asshole though ... Yes because the entire voting system is a fraud I would like to use it as my wallpaper , but downloading has been disabled Obligatory Spider reference / \ / / ಠಠಠ fabulous work huh Well then , that's an entirely different story . I was mainly referring to the downvotes though ... the sharp ... pointy ... painful downvotes ... That naked chick with a giant spider on her was a mean sick cruel joke . I see NSFW and I expect tits , not horrifying spiders . I know the episode , but I was expecting a gif . I am disappoint . Neither am I Also , please don't soil this guys work with some reference to how difficult it is to masturbate to his video . How dare you ask this question ? ! After reading the title I imagined Christopher Hitchens in a threesome you didn't edit that Can't get that one out of my head ! Many , many accidents ... ? What , no homemade cookies ? from someone whose username is expiredcheese I have to make a conscious effort not to smell things . I was at the grocery store yesterday and I caught myself smelling the bag of taco cheese I was holding . I also caught the I'm pretty sure I know what video that is from . Oh , hey , this isn't so bad ! I like Miike Snow , and the girl is both attractive and vulnerable . Wait , no she's naked ... Well it was NSFW - - Oh , what the fuck is that ! no pictures Redditor for 1 month ... In Australia to " root " means to have sex . Perhaps next time , you will remember to tip your barista Here's a Well who says the feeling is mutual ? I can't believe that with a set up like that , they didn't use the moonwalk . I want prosthetic eyes that look like this : define " everything else " What about the Redditors that were born via C-section AND have been in their moms vaginas ... You got a fucking problem with me ? Huh , do ya ? Yes ... suspiciously convenient ... OH . Yes . i just woke up . ITS OBAMAS FAULT . ... Ahem . i agree with " Bethany , I am You probably said it " me GUH STAH " right ? You probably said it " me GUH STAH " right ? Seriously , as an avid Sims 2 fan I was all Now this doesn't really belong here now does it ? i'm willing to bet you got a couple of these looks : " The regulation battle " that's the braves , not theathletics ... Personally , I think that you have a bit too much blue going on , especially with the blazer unbuttoned . It could just be that you've completely oversaturated that photo , though . ( * No one's * grass is that green , sir . Wait , so you're the inappropriate teacher in this story ? Two-Fold Wallet I CAME IN HERE TO SAY THIS ! You are right . Now you mentioned it I'm not even sure what I was talking about back there . France is Bacon . I actually had to login for that . Rule number one about backwoods canoe raping is you never talk about backwoods canoe raping ..... No emoticons ? Redditor for 10 minutes . Now you're just fishing for sympathies . So you mean today you DIDNT learn ? 3-4 guys can use this at the same time Death without Christ . What's the address of your house ? For sure , although sometimes I prefer [ DIGG ] ... Oh , great , she's running as a Democrat ... There won't be beavers the next time . This system is not sustainable . I may even be better than superman , who knows if he can stop his stream mid pee And the People outside my circle of friends give the ಠ_ಠ Honestly one of the stupidest things I have read on this site ... and I browse the " New " section . no sure if serious Yes , because Lucas had such a strong grasp on continuity and storytelling . I like to think she's batting 0.500 now . But I could just be lying to myself . Moving to AWS based on the shining success they've been for Reddit ? I write in applescript , therefore I don't get programming jokes Carl Sagan wouldn't have used the incorrect spelling of " than " . Both Taurus and UPS told me that I had to ship it by air to get it back to the manufacturer , because it was a handgun . It's a bra . Those are way too big to be anal beads Punchline in the title . I didn't realise by pointing out the creation time he was grossly offending people . I'm mistaken ... weekend at bernie's Yes Neil Armstrong landed on a nuclear explosion suspended above the earth I bet it tasted like shit ... " All the races in the world are different . That is OK because that is how God made them . He didn ’ t make all the people the same . If God wanted all the people in the world to mix all up and become one brown race than He would have made them that way in the beginning . But God didn ’ t make everyone the same . We are all different . " Really ? Really We sort of get it in CA here that you stay on the right when you're just cruising , but you still get these ass holes wolfpacking and blocking passage all together . You have a folder named * h4x0r * I was just about to say , watch some ass hole go up to that car and write " wash me " over it .... and here you are . I think that's one of our guys , actually . i only have eyes for butt holes ... You had me until " In fact " . Then I looked at the username . I'm 21 and my handwriting still isn't as clear as that * Which Michael Crichton book ... LOL , although it is strangely arousing ... Not fair ; none of you are even women ... What cannot be unseen Too soon ... Yes , i should rename myself into funnybot YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH Inverse chronological order See , that's not right is it ? I just copyrighted a emoticon . I didn't make that . That's what memebase is doing . Copyrighting shit that belongs to someone else . Dear . God . The D6 is for scrubs . You left out John C . Garand . Wait .. A girlfriend of mine ? I've been using reddit for over 2 years and never felt like making an account redditor ... Wait what , they actually celebrated in the streets ? How they confused Ant-Man and the Atom ? 8 missiles for 8 militants close to each other ... Today's had the wrong answer . Lost Springs , Wyo . has * * FOUR RESIDENTS . * * yeah everyone should just speak english and be done with it ! are you there now I bought a $ 10,000 computer in college that I'm still paying the loan on almost 15 years later . So yes , I stop and think about that fucking shit all the fucking time I was like " No no no no no ! Don't put put that in your mouth ! Don't put that in your ....... Awww shit . " ... I'm going to * allow * this . The movie is about a freed American slave , are you suggesting they make Cage black ? ! Plus Cage ? ! Seriously , you don't see Smith in this movie but you see Cage in it ... No homo ? Had one of these in my hometown's McDonald's several years back . I knew why I never played on them during my childhood when I walked in one day to see a kid using his fucking mouth to control the analog stick . You were buying drugs so obviously that a passerby thief noticed ? Says the guy who has a $ 2500.00 Mac ... Michael Ignatieff went to a prestigious university in the US ( Harvard ) and somehow that worked against him . Coming soon to a store near you . I first I was like =) Then I was like and craft / scrapbooking skills ... it's like it was made to fit in a mediocre page about a child aged 12 ..... ..... uh .. or maybe they do , that's why they mentioned " portal 2 " Me empiezas a caer mal I mean I could see it if it were like an ace and true value . Its even more wtf when they go through their spiel about how they bought it just a couple days ago . Yep . I've been meaning to write to him anyhow and send on the next book in the series anyhow . Apologies if you have trouble seeing this , I think I've been shadowbanned . Again . " baby movies " ? really ? one of them says ' power ' as if we didn't know already that it was a power cord .... Fatties make me feel uncomfortable . Bo one likes combo-breakers , son Good to know we haven't made any progress in the last decade .. ... I decided to look at that just for the lulz and .. I actually think I know one or two of the people it lists in my town . Detroit ... livable ... $ 35 for a blank notebook ? no audio ? The Redditocalypse screwed me over . yeah ... communism is so awesome ... you sir , are my least favorite novelty account . you own cutco ? Wait a minute , Beckham never played for Barcelona . What's going on here ? And DON'T make on-line only ... I slept through it . Is that Adrien Brody ? ... is that Adrien Brody's penis ? My wife always goes For some reason I found the pink eagle strangely attractive ... Sarcasm is hardly polite Yeah ... Are you suggesting that his claims are untrue ? ! It * I'd agree except that to access her uterus you'd either have to stretch open her cervix or cut through her abdomen . I had successfully avoided seeing any part of that video until now . Why would he be familiar with that I want ALL of them . If I'm on reddit don't you think I've done this ? It's true that misery loves company , innit Reddit ? It's hard to find someone to be attracted to you if you avoid meeting people . Anyone else notice that only the Jewish person was a troll face . NEVER . Books on programming aren't the only books for programmers . ಠ_ಠ Favreau is decent action director omg , how many of us came here to also I would have to agree on the grounds that the wallpaper's name is " Mio Saber " Unless you have zero damage and the other team starts buying Bloodrazors to counter the HP ... This is just a clusterfuck of words .. Michael Bolton we're gonna need you to focus - roger that lemme try another film : * " LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP " * ... NOT BETTER * * Yea I saw someone submitted an abuse report about that " He said the clashes were sparked by reports ... " ... * * sparked * * Hell to the no . PvT grand final ? Man , I can't wait . Especially with ThorZain ( if he can hold off cheese effectively , at least > That would have smacked face first into a diatribe about Pixar reinforcing gender stereotypes by forcing their first female lead into the kitchen . I've seen someone driving around downtown with a I think it's because they don't want parents to give small parts to their baby that could accidentally choke them . Wow , that girl is a bitch . BAD DISTRICT 9 ! Return to your Fiction ! Bad , bad District 9 ! ! ! how is * that * what you put in spoiler tags ? you told me that you did not have a reddit account My favorite is when someone will ask a question and then say " Can you email the response to me ? I don't check this forum often . " [ ] ( / wat " are you fucking kidding me Yes , I'm sure Orlando is salivating over the idea of getting Luke Walton [ ] ( / troll " I see what you did there " ) I would define this as an awkward moment . Comparing lady bits to roast beef is not ok Uh ... Dear OP , don't put comments in quotes then leave off the person who you are quoting . Never said preschool . Is that the icon of the screenshot _in_ the screenshot ? oh thank you so much for demanding that god bless me so I don't die of the plague ! ! I think I'm just perverted , I thought the comic meant he was looking at traps on the computer screen . Silly guy , thats not Bob Marley . Its clearly Lenny Kravitz . Bitches love drinks ? If he had to find someone to deliver the defib why didn't he just give it to the cameraman right away ? You copy / paste them from some other cool guy who uses them TIL a soft drink doesn't actually have to be carbonated ... According to the US government Scientology is an official religion . It * is * programming , but it's no joke . Programming is serious business The last comment in that thread vagina curry Needs Harper standing there with a hair dryer trying to melt the snow . B . C . plates and an Oilers t-shirt ? Katja Yoghurtgums ( my favorite candy ) at one point had a sticker on the bag claiming they contain " no fat " . Technically correct ( the best kind of correct ) but it also insinuates that it's " healthy " somehow , which it's not . Yoghurtgums are about 70 % sugar . You know what I'd do to feel better , submit it on reddit and get the disapproval of millions . Yah . That should work . I am reading your username . I am reading your username . I had a Hipster photography The hell is this getting downvoted for ? liar , i took that of you with my Sony PowerShot . Those look like vermicelli noodles . Are you following all my comments ? I love Monty Python and this is a hilarious skit , but the Americans at r / beer would like to have a word with you if you actually believe this username <- There's a special circle in hell for people like you Can't . Stop . Looking . * * The * * Elder scrolls . Sir or madam , let me tell you a story , I once pissed on my neighbors dog for killing one of my kittens , they called the police , they didn't do shit , and thus I pee'd on their dog not one , but thirce times . Eventually the dog died from a random chocolate overdose , coincidental mind you . Point is , the meaning to life is to get away with certain things , but if the man is giving you shit , feed it chocolate I was half-expecting you to ask if the kittens will be born with 3 legs also , in which case I would've found and punched you in the throat . I'm honestly expecting anything from reddit these days ... especially with the cat craze that's been going on since ... well , always ... dammit reddit ! I love how the dude in purple is all This happens to me all the time I had a similar experience recently . A few years back , I needed some leather soled shoes for dance classes , and went to the local thrift store to pick up a pair . $ 10 bought me a pair of black Bally cap-toe oxfords , which I then proceded to beat the crap out of . Only recently ( while bargain shopping for dress shoes thanks to MFA ) did I realize that Bally's run for $ 400 + how long have you been here look what you did to grandma I am disappoint at the lack of rage faces attempted . Apparently Avira says this website is malicious when I click on OP's link . You looked at Wikipedia didn't you ? Just Stop Using Nonstandard written English Conventions . [ I see your sentence and raise you a word : What do you have against my brain ? What did it ever do to you ? Pabst Blue Ribbon Myrtle Place Elementary School ? ! Which key on your mac gives you this : The thing that gets me is that there was only one level of outsourcing . Thanks for the feedback besides the Phillies hatin ' ! So does You call that endearing ? So ... Many ... Things ... Why do 60 % of you like this ? In real life * You may only participate in a trial if you have never been invited to a trial in the past . * Says the guy named FindingNemosAnus Has GOG any plans for releasing sales data for The Witcher 2 after release ? I'm actually interested to know how well the game sells through GOG as it is DRM-free and how does it compare to sales from Steam for example . Also what time can I pre-purchase my copy of The Witcher 2 from GOG ? This waiting is killing me " try to work what is called ' Paschal's Wager ' into the conversation " AFAIK there are a lot of Oscar categories . Perhaps Fast Five fulfills any of them . Allow me to reiterate , Spirit Visage I can never seem to get that one last pixel . If Netflix is moving to a HTML 5 video delivery system wouldn't this mean it would work for all modern browsers ? The only alternative I can think of is Google is implementing some browser level DRM hooks for the player to use Roy Keane You have angered the hivemind Her term is up , the Tories say they want her replacement to be a team player . My reaction to that : Not cool , man Came here to say this . Look , Arizona , getting onto top-ten lists is * not * always a good thing . because someone had to go to D . C . Did you even read that comment ? I said that a lot of diabetics get pissed off if you ask them if they're checking their BLOOD PRESSURE . Why would they get mad if you asked them about their blood sugar ? Second , quit being a whiny diabetic . It's just an inconvenience , so don't make it out to be more than it is . You stick yourself with a needle a couple times a day . Wow , it's so tough Or a shakeweight Juice in the library ? Thanks to you I just pissed myself Thanks to you I just pissed myself with a name like that , I would suppose so Hey , thanks ! You're the first person to tell me that since 2004 ! Dude ... > So , Google wants me to upload several hundred Gb of FLAC on a 1mbps upstream connection ? Mine wouldn't get the last pixel , so I started a new one . Then it didn't pick up the way it's supposed to . The ultimate " Because by " permitted " I definitely meant " in possession of a permit " . seriously ? lighten up , francis . it's a joke . he's FAXING a key . do you know what a fax is ? I feel like it would take more effort to write like this , too , even though the answer I get when asked why they type like this , people usually tell me " laziness " . babies and cock sauce ? I like the part on the website that says parents sign over custody . doszrt . * * jpg * * and it's animated , what kind of sorcery is this ? Cats when they get it right make things look so effortless , imagine hauling your body-weight up a almost flat vertical surface save for some cracks . Also no need for that video title People here are idiots . It's a shame you actually have to explain this concept of " game reviews are done in context " to people . You have no idea what you're talking about . His eyes were I really hope you're in high school , dude ... Since we're on the topic of dinosaurs , not sure why I'm saying this , but this may sound incredibly stupid ( because it is ) Anyways , There's a kid in my class who believes dinosaurs never existed and scientists faked them , his reasoning was " God made adam and eve , not adam , eve , and dinosaurs ! herp derp " I had a major Simply , a stencil : I'm disappointed the real Rick Mercer doesn't have a reddit account . I'm even more disappointed that you just took it . On that note , anybody notice Alesia Glidewell's surname ? * Glidewell ? * Really ? Nope . Different . Unless you are me So when I first saw that lamp under the highest monitor , I thought it was toilet paper and Exaggeration . Chill out I think people are misunderstanding what I meant by this post . I have all the map packs ( hell I'll probably get the third one ) and I pre-ordered Black Ops . These map packs were something that Activision exploited in order to gain more money , but I do understand that that's how companies operate . But I support developers like Team Bondi for creating a game like L . A . Noire that has so much packed in it ( and more free expansions soon to come ) . Release ... the downvotes * redditor for 3 hours * CONSERVATIVE PARTYIN ' PARTYIN ' YEAH FUN FUN FUN FUN Fiji for me . Palm trees , Sunshine , and * * FREEDOM * * . Your brother wore women's shoes ? The mailman ? Just copy them from reddit and it will let you paste At least you guys had a playoff victory Like this . I see where the joke is ... it's funny cuz this has so many upvotes for nothing . marly tribute , sublime song .... Denali here , Wilderness , Open Air & Freedom standing by . proud ? is that why she's masking the > i guess what i'm trying to say is ... I thought it was haemorrhoids but it's not ethnic cleansing I'm still watching you . You can also slowly tighten up your anal sphincter muscle for about three-four seconds , and very slowly relax it . The anal sphincter muscle is surrounded by some of the largest arteries in the body , and when you tighten the anal sphincter it constricts those arteries which causes the blood pressure to increase . On a polygraph test ( Lie detector ) , this will register as a lie , making it difficult for the examiner to distinguish lies from the truth . Yeah ! It's almost like that one guy basing his opinion of an entire review on the second paragraph ! Oh wait ... It's called the look of disapproval and you can google it . I like this idea , yet for some reason I envisioned someone punching him in the dick Great , now I want cheesecake . 1 . You know the plot to Sex and the City ! ? I don't think you know what I was more or less asking you to explain yourself . Unless you just admitted , you're a huge karma whore ? It's more ಠ ิ ಎಠ ิ than Some of us were not given the choice . Bud and Bud Light . Blue and orange . How 1337 . And using * severely misspelled * French words is an improvement ? Link to a 53 minute long video with no indication of where the event you mention would happen . couldn't believe my stupid luck . Got to the exit gate just as the BLU team capped the next checkpoint , causing the exit gate to close . Got trapped between stupid gates Internet is watching you repost mother fucker ... fuckkk , $ 27 , I won't go any higher , I want this damn game My sister's birthday is on May 21st ... He better not You dislike Totoro ? You never know , in this modern world we live in , I've seen and heard worse . Please write erotica Now the question remains , is this Burt Reynolds or is this Tom Selleck ? I can't tell This seems like a Club Dread production ...... probably one of there best yet Yes , any sort of ability to increase mining rate or heal units on the spot * would * be OP , right ... My sister ... you've been here longer than I ... You should have known . yes i would .. thanks for rubbing in my face how awesome that place is jerk-off " Firefox " For about 90 % of that game I was Drinking before noon . Dan Brown Originally read that as " ball choking competition " I was at the State Fair of Texas a few years ago , and saw a whole family of people throw their trash on the ground . I was pissed , so I walked over to clean it up . As I was doing this , I muttered to my friend jokingly , " Fucking eco-terrorists , always messing with Texas . " when this Police Officer walks up to me and sputters , " DID YOU JUST SAY TERRORIST ? ! " In my face . I'm all " Redditor for 18 minutes . How is that whining ? Also , lol ? Extra long name . Redditor for 1 year . I was trying to figure out what body part this was referring to for like 10 seconds and then I got it " le wah " While i wouldn't say I'm scared of the dark I am scared shitless by the idea of weeping angels . i'm willing to tinker in a shop , but i'm not willing to download a zip from an unknown website WAS gonna upvote but then read user name I agreed , and then I read your name ... Uh , my eyes are up here buddy . I found my mum reading a ( now damaged ) signed copy of Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul last weekend . Who doesn't know Futurama What a shocker ... Oh . I should learn to read everything before commenting . I have hypothyroidism ! But I've been on the medication for about 10 years & they checked my levels when it started happening . But everything was normal . TIL ... modern Redditors are the type of people who enjoying drawing penises on everything . Wow .. that's an awesome measure of someone's worth as a human being . Dear God , those teeth . you completely left out all forms of animated pornography . I am very disappoint . What fight club ? I used to have a bigger issue with forgetting the key IN the bike and walking away . I'd leave the office at the end of the day , and while walking up to the bike I'd start freaking out that I've lost my key .... only to find it still sitting in the bike The Aperture Laboratories parking permit is a vinyl static cling sticker that's supposed to go in your windshield ... not taped to your trunk lid ... ... which is why you will save this thread and personally email me the link when you get back to your Eyjafjallaj ökull volcano house It was off-screen on the bench getting cold , wondering where the redditor that requested it went ... Dyson thinks the bernoulli principle is how planes fly . Seriously ? There is canned food * * for people * * that's * cheaper * than Fancy Feast . So what gave you the idea we should start importing it ? Ro * * b * * Paul you sure as hell don't do it on reddit The number of bars isn't correct . In the other hand , praying hard enough will ruin the crops on the area and the weather man will get fired . All for they to have their little camp escape Since when is grammar evil ? Depends on how much assbeating the kid is taking . Giving your 2-4 year old a spanking is fine in my book , that's how they learn in that general age range , but backhanding your 8 year old gets a I think you meant this So the bonus is that showering takes about 10 sec longer ? Oh boy , I wish I was circumsiced i love your username ... Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn he doesn't have to give you anything , and you're complaining ? What's the catch . " Oh I am a very attractive 22 - year-old and guys think I'm sexy and I'm soooo tired of getting hit on . " The hipster girl with pink hair Oh , so you're one of those douche know-it-all employees who won't actually help customers , but instead makes fun of them to their face ? Keep on making Target proud ... Wouldn't it be almost impossible to tell ? as soon as i started thinking about whether I'm subvocalizing I start subvocalizing . Actually now that i've seen this post , i've begun to realize that I not only subvocalize when i read , but i also make the words in my mouth without actually saying them . Where the fuck did I get Jeff Bridges ? 5 people at the time I am posting this ? 5 people ... i am dissapoint . Wait , it isn't normal for schools to make you have mesh or clear backpacks ? Fuck you , Baltimore . I had to mow my grandparents lawn with one of those , and they had fucking crab grass . plane distance It's more exotic ! You ... " detypoed " it into a typo ? So some girl did that at my house once with her friend in the bathroom . ( one uses the toilet , one uses the sink ? ) Anyways that bitch ended up pulling the sink off the wall and got piss all over the floor . Guy at bar : " You look just like the Black Dahlia . " Thanks Guy , I better not end up like her Have a seat . Clay Bennett ... respect your elders . There were bits that made me chuckle , which is always a plus . I didn't get bored with reading it , then start to skim , another point . But , I got to your " Really Good At " part and went from :D to but I don't turn 21 til Wednesday Gotta ' get down Meetup ? Before noon ? I like the alliteration in Man Milk ... rolls off the tongue easier Awesome . I love it when morons equate homosexuality with abuse and ( perceived ) sexual misconduct and social mannerisms . Next they'll be saying gay marriage is like letting pedophiles and rapists have at it ! Oh , wait ... I wish other people wouldn't , but I also wish other people wouldn't do a lot of the things they do Just to clarify : A swede did not stab Euronymous , It was Varg Vikernes from Norway ! is that a juggalo zombie ? ? I want you to rub my penis your mom Woooow . You guys aren't even kidding ! ! ! I went to check out this b43nz guy's commenting history . He is a fucking asshole ! Oh look . It's this post again Thanks , haha I honestly didn't understand that part and probably would have totally missed it . I now from this day forward name you , chess_joke_explainer . And by " large " RKKatic means a " fleet " of 15 people ... I posted this on reddit a long time ago and , surprisingly , it did not go over well . Stupid AndresDM stealing my rightful karma ... Why did we need to know he was your fuck-buddy Bitches don't understand that sometimes the sexiest thing is when they have class and self respect hMPH , wELL iN tHAT cASE ... I agree . Something must be done about these " bunnies " Stop it . Stop it right now You're not in my family . Scratches your face ? When I rescued a kitten it would wake me up in the middle of the night to pull my hair out . No it isn't Wow , it's like you can see into my very soul . I created it . No one else did . Please stop pulling at strings What if the world suddenly decides to end ? Nobody like scurvy . Reddit's not a forum Back to school A guy I know calls it " a pedophile's menu " ... Excessive use of condiments . * Not everything is better with ketchup ! * Yes , that's what I compare it to , a horse or elephant . at first I was : Read the first couple sentences , and was like asphyxiation is painless ? you forgot Batman Or in confederate dollars , what with his age cannot unsee bearded man in red hoodie You monster . Google technology vs . the usually-crazy , half-drunk Las Vegas drivers and pedestrians ... yeah , good luck on that one . Don't you know ? All girls talk like that on the internet . My wife used to dream about me cheating on her ALL THE TIME . She'd wake up all furious at me asking why I did that in her dream . Sometimes she'd be crying about it . All I could ever respond back was with this ... But not the link karma , huh . All fruits and vegatables . Wait .... I still do Lo dice Kaliman Board leash and no helmet . Because shipping is $ 30 . Why not ? i have been looking for a job ... i call recruiters / employees , they no answer ! an excellent " My boners got weird old candy bars " reddit is making me regret eating so much processed food . NesTea baby , if inCa cheeses a win . I will be very very upset Because they are lesbians . . I came in here to say this . yeah I don't actually believe that's what he's saying , it's just hilarious to think of . Also once you start listening for ED , you hear it in everything Portal 2 was released 3 weeks ago . I'm nearing the end of my 3 year phone contract and they called me up with a special offer . for only $ 159 and a signed 3 year contract with data they would give me a brand new iphone 4 ! It's quite the incentive considering all 3 other carriers have the exact same offer would you live here ? You don't know which kind is more batshit insane ? Having this little guy : Are you guys talking about me ? Top Gear has no ad breaks . > Also , ' redditor for 38 minutes ' I've seen this " match breathing pace " thing a couple of times in this thread now and I don't get it . How do you tell a person's breathing pace when you're positioned at a comfortable distance from them ? Just awkwardly stare at their chest instead of listening to them until you gauge the timing , and then rejoin the conversation ? Now explain why I am allergic to it you insensitive clod . you're name makes me think she wasn't cock blocking you How the hell do you plan to " troll " a newborn ? ( Why is this comment , of all my comments , the most popular ? There are pins in the corners of the poster , so its ruined . You should have gotten it properly framed . " Spiritual successors " always do . I'm looking at you Paper Mario series . And I thought Sarah Palin was bad at trying to connect to minorities . * are you , though ? * Are you Jackie Chan with a ladder , or do you just wish you were ? whose mouth is that ? It's okay . I worked at a company that was essentially destroyed by branding executives , so when I see a name like " Advantis " I'm suspicious . When I found something to confirm my suspicions , I filed it away in my " bring out the heavy artillery " file . Banking companies in general bring out my inner I think " D: " is valid , because it implies a sort of combination of shock , horror and disapproval that you can't get without having both : O and :( , but without the sort of cynical disapproval that goes along with I wish this wasn't the first time I've heard this bullshit . Way to make this too personal mwatson 26 . Yeah , and we should make Jews wear yellow stars , and have a separate bathroom for black people . Are you implying that you wish there could have been underage fapping sessions with your brother ? I was in the store room at work the other day and found a " high speed modem cable " which was a phone cable with a braided exterior and gold connector pins .... with a $ 50 price tag on them . It claimed to increase your internet speed when using a dial-up modem . Ok , I'm gonna be that guy and ask : why were you searching for this ? if it was for fapping , i KNOW there is enough porn to satisfy such a hunger I'm already naked , why aren't you ? I don't usually make memes but whey I do the text box is still visible . This is not my first comic and its not a true story When sending my friend a package for her birthday I thought it would be hilarious to make the packaging obnoxious and wrote tons of things in bright colors all over the whole thing . Hilarious , I thought ... Until I remembered I still had to bring it to the mail room at school to send it . You know when you're innocently reading a comment thread on a comic about bodily grossness and you come across something that makes you physically ill ? Yeah . That is a tail . username ... ... And you could call it C O N C E P T I O N . And of course I'm in one of the red circles remaining in 2011 * * KILL IT WITH FI - * * wait a second .. > Yeah , including the girl I announced to everyone ahead of time as strictly off-limits , who is now facebook friends with every guy who was there . If girls would just stand still while I cut up their t-shirts , I can make cool fashion tees as well ! Did you really have to upload such a big image ? Thing is , this girl at my uni was walking down a hallway in a shirt like that , and she had more back zits than a pubescent fat guy taking steroids . * * And what is that yesterday i broke my penis username ... Well I am not going to force the truth out of you , but know that I know . I am very jealous Can anyone say * redneck * ? Jebus . At times like these , I hate living in the south . Agreed . We should give him a stern look of disapproval : I have hands and they work perfectly well I couldn't help but noticing .... but you didn't scout . TotalBiscuit ... In reddit Of course you had to pick the Giants for the Eagles ' victory . I smell the blood of an englishman . Is that ... matisyahu ? > ( Trust me , you do not want to see regular Israeli porn .. Everything you've been saying in this entire thread warrants a massive Holy shit , Bohica 69 is Having never been president before , I fail to see how he could crack the top 45 ... Redditor for four months and you do not use Dildo Island , right across the water from Spread Eagle pond . just put Is he having a bachelor party or celebrating his 9th birthday ? It says so in the title Or as Fox News calls it " a Terrorist Fist Jab " Just about to upvote , then i saw your name . . . and remembered > ( for instance , one troll sub has my full name and picture as it's banner > I am British . True facts . But it's definitely moving in the direction of Unicode . Still ... installing ... My mom does the exact same thing ( uses IE Inequality : get some on your sandwich , serves it , why yes thats mayo ... I can't believe you actually get downvotes for this . They used to tell me that Reddit propagates critical thinking . They lied . Ohh he knows who he is . That's western Nebraska ... comes here to post joke about paddling hot chick ... ITS BEEN DONE You're in the wrong subreddit Are you sure he isn't competing in the Special Olympics Where . Is . Ganondorf . FO REAL ! If I wanted to see landscapes I would start stumbling again Yep , saved his life , and killed the thousands of small birds and mammals he will feed upon during his lifetime . Hope you're happy . I didn't even look at his user name until I saw this I did a I'll take the karma bullet on this question and ask , " Why start a Carl Sagan video with a quote from such a horrible book ? " Gamers kind of like that " Tactile Response " thing . What's funny is that he lists Rage Against the Machine as a favorite band . I was excited when I moved to England and saw that they had Harp on tap , albeit with a different logo and branded as " Irish Lager . " It tasted horrible , turns out it's made in a different brewery . * you must not remember halloween * what is this ? only 67k views on da ? i've seen this everywhere and always wondered who the artist was Glenn Beck Great , now I feel horrible for laughing at that . It has luckily been a long time since I could relate to any of this fanboyism . If you base your allegiance solely on brand name alone ( passing judgement even before gameplay of MW3 is shown ) you have kind of missed the point altogether . This shit is getting more ridiculous than kindergarten-level braggadocio You're welcome I did the same . I'm even ashamed to say that , in AoEIII , the plantations were worked solely by black villagers . Sensual Helicopter Kids ... That's probably the most horrible literal translation of a proverb I've ever had to witness in my life . Dick like a baby's arm will never have the same ring to me . Waaaaaahhhh how do the fish brea ... ? I'm from the suburbs of Chicago and often take the train into the city to save money on gas , tolls , meter fees , and other various ways the city tries to raid my wallet . Anyway , I often zone out on the train ride while listening to music or getting lost in my thoughts . When I do return to consciousness , I'm usually creeping out the person across from me as I've been staring at them for up to an hour looking like this : Not with that mentality Why are you downvoting Zda for pasting what Aoeui said ? That's literally what was said . If you have a problem with it downvote the source . If you don't have a problem with it ... Well . I'm getting tons of downvotes for this but : I never really liked the muppets * * rape * * lling hook Was it really necessary to blur the elephant's face ? how does he pronounce " Good luck doesn't begin with a P You were . UPS likes to leave a sticky note on my mailbox rather than enter the gate and actually approach my apartment . ( No buzzer thing , but * they know the code * ) - I have to drive a half hour to pick up my packages Downvote cause the phone didn't say avada kedavra . > If my girlfriend said I looked like some popular ridiculously handsome guy when there's nothing I have in comparison I would photoshop myself to this person's body and ask her " Realy ? I look like this ? Until you let some new guy use it and he grinds your herb into dust . Im looking at you Jim Dude , It's crawfish . would go well with So where do you live ? id like to send you a list of psychiatrists . Are you me ? ? I'm a red haired Monster promo girl who is equally sensitive to caffeine . and already I found an error in my spelling Y U NO LOVE ME Amazon guarantees delivery on the release date ( though it's during the day ) for pre-orders , although they didn't make it when I pre-ordered a game the night before it came out . Apparently Amazon can't deliver something within 12 hours of ordering it All praise my paint abilities she was born in Michigan it was a midgy bench but still looked amazing . post on FB wall I typed all that up for nothing . Hahaha dude I am NOT freaking out , I am merely calling it as I see it ; you seem to be the one loosing your shit over there . UK is still ' officially ' metric , what people still want to use is up to them . I too have a measuring device at the end of my leg , 25.4 cm .... and i thought an eye-for-an-eye seemed harsh Fixed . god I'm retarded Long , gay Bowser Why is it scary ? Maybe I'm playing devils advocate here , but isn't being prepared a good thing ? ... to be * sung * of in many sagas . Does " bitch " refer to his daughter sitting on the front seat ? so do apostrophes , and they don't like being forced to work unnecessarily My boss comes up as ' Blocked ' on my phone and have to answer just in case it is somebody else . But I always know it is going to be him . The top comment on that article . Why do you ask ? I live in the US , on the West Coast . Where do you live ? I've never heard of her before ... girls can have that name right ... I'm not quite sure what your definition of a goatee is . Magic . Quite the taste in porn you have , sir . First off , you cannot judge Britain by the BNP . Those racist twats are a * tiny * proportion of society ( although one that is growing at a disturbing rate ; almost 2 % of the vote last general election Reading the original post , the optimism in people I had instated only minutes ago is now tainted . For the sake of all fucks . this is perfect ! especially when there's an axe murderer chasing me 6 . ) apparently shadow puppets Advertising on someone else's paid ad is a little * is driving a prius * I had to try this for an internship once ... state fair near me had * deep fried butter * Oh you enabler you . * I cock my semi-automatic . * You keep your Loli in an envelope next to that grammar Nazis dont belong here . wrong forum . shooo ! > By the way , this is the same guy who made racist jokes a few weeks back , and showed his penis to a minor a while ago Ha , yes I suppose you're right Yeah I can almost see the Yeah because I said all cops are bad ... For a second I thought you were referring to your girlfriend as your vagina and I My friends grandma who was a life long republican and in her 80s at the time ... " I can't believe I voted for Obama ... but if anyone asks , I only voted for the white half of him . " . i'm sure that's not chocolate ....... ( upvote , but .. This complaint happens way too often considering such an obvious , simple solution . Who draws this ? What's next , the complimentary creamer for my complementary coffee ? She wants to arrange homeschooling because of possible retaliation against her daughter from other students but at the same time wants to get a lawyer to allow her daughter to go to the prom ( with other students ) ? That god allowed all the evil , suffering , pain , and death of other people , specifically to teach us ( white , suburban American college kids in the context of this conversation ) a lesson .... There were 5 people , but they were all female Don't tell me you live in Oranienburg Look for something for 10 or 15 minutes then realize I've been holding it in my hand all along Charlotte had a brother that Samatha had sex with . But he didn't turn up at either of her weddings ... cause that wasn't part of the plot Who's ' me ' ? Is it your penis ? Are you offering to show her your penis ? 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My dad's old car was scraped by a bus and had to get several panel replacements , was over £ 6000 ( nearly $ 10,000 ) Probably more like narcissism ( though that was recently removed as a personality disorder because of the prevalence of the issue . Diane Sawyer swimsuit pictures everyone always complains about reposts and yet how do they keep getting to the front page I hate you all We don't talk about that story here ! I work in a Verizon Wireless store and I give the customer her new Blackberry and tell her to type in her e-mail password . She looks down , begins to type and then gets a really confused look on her face and says , " I'm trying to type the password in but it's turning into asterisks . " Me - may 13 : MEIN KAMF Red Alert 2 , GTA San Andreas , Counter Strike 1.6 / CZ . wtf is wrong with you people ? ! this is why I use paper towel to open the restroom door Fuck you * Casey * That's exactly why my director asked what I thought . She said someone had gone through a committee document they were working on and replaced all instances of " data is " to " data are " because it was technically correct . I asked the guy at the store if this stuff would work for my girlfriends face . He gave me one of these Woke up to see this comic , and find you're planning to rupee-ban me . Why ... why am I answering this question ? I reread the story several times without getting it . I was thinking , " This is surely not about the breast-feeding ? Because in that case ... And it's retarded , since it turns of hardware acceleration . People who use the classic theme thinking it'll make their system faster ... And to make matters worse , when people show PS2 or late PS / N64 - era games it's clear they are like a whopping 13 years old . Greaaaat source of information . Yes , I know , just keeping with the spirit of this post as a whole . I've met people in real life who honestly do think the crack epidemic was started as a war on minorities . Wow , what a bitch ... anything ? " That guy we pay to come up with titles for himself . " Then pick the coolest one and shut up I'll have to consult someone about how much is a lifetime supply of $ 9 for a Bud Light . Duh , yes is what Nice try , Colorado Springs . Why does she have two belly buttons nothing I feel gay all the time ... I said nothing about her pro gay rights . Homosexuals should be able to be in the same hell as the rest of us . Its all good . I like anal You'll need to enable scripting . > And the girl is actually his daughter I showed this to my gay friend for a laugh . He yelled " See I told you it was true " . In the rear , with the gear . * Okay * dear .. god .. Jesus christ I am like a 100 mm what the fuck does that mean ? not cool bro . This thread is actually calling out misuse and exaggeration of the term 9/11 , and then everyone does the exact same thing . Some of the quotes in the article are very an . iso ? really ? I would definitely reply with " Jesus fucking ROCKS ! \ m / Oh wait , we are in / r / PS3 . I stand corrected , this place is a 24/7 pissing contest . I'm afraid everyone missed the joke ... I'm yet to buy another ubisoft game since they started always on DRM for PC games .. and Also that was 3 questions . I'm on to you It's ok , now we can make jokes about 9/11 because justice has been served right ? He's from Ottawa How can it take an hour to type a letter ? On the slowest computer I've owned , the characters would appear much more slowly than I typed , but I've never heard of 1 hour to buffer a page of text The scary thing is that this would actually work on people Milk and cereal being bad are lies ? Dog gets a happy ending lmao i let my little sister play halo every once in a while and I'll always have to delete a ton of requests . She's only 10 too " Bastrop High School - Class of 2008 " IAMA person who was adopted ; these reporters need to stop talking about things they know nothing about . I laughed histerically with every " adopted " joke that GLaDOS made , and I felt more attached to the game because of it , not alienated or offended . " It's just insensitive " ' finger blasting ' Some of my left-handed professors ' handwriting looks like mine does when I try writing with my left hand . Wish I could help you out , I just checked my settings and I can't find it , after the last chrome update , the settings menu was simplified but in fact they removed the easiness of changing settings Someone stole my mint Charizard when I was in 5th grade . Probably wasn't you though because my friend Matt beat him up and he gave it back . Still though . THERE'S NOTHING RATED M IN THERE . Had to shut it off after the girl said " It's like taking World of Warcraft and putting on a table top . " No , I just ... No . Everyone else in the AF : I see what you did there Nice try , Victor Socaciu Why do you even care about the upvotes ? It is the information you are distributing that should be of concern ... Thanks reflip . Marketing isn't my strong suit . If you've got any ideas ... yc That wasn't quite a head turn . It was more of a waggle . They were pointing their face to the ground , and yawing it back and forth . Isn't that what they all say ? I clicked the link to view the rest of the comments , and the only other comment was " and my axe " . Some of these people . And how much The Matrix ripped off * The Invisibles * . How do you know that ? Context aside , and excuse for me being a mallicious bastard ... I've always wondered what would happen if all the bystanders just bitch the cops out . Get the suspect away from the scene , stand around essentially boxing the cops in . They would probably start pepper spraying and arresting everyone else ... but what if they stopped them too ? I've always been tempted ... Man i'm a shady dude . You know what , sometimes I just think , " STFU and enjoy the joke " . AlienBlueHD is absolutely worth it . And yes it does alt-text . And What's more WTF to me is the video at the bottom about ‘ Push-up ’ bikinis for 7 year olds . A typical christian . What do you mean , ' What do you mean " you people " ? ' What the * fuck * is an ass beast ? I knew you gays were up to some kinky shit , but come on small battery - extremely overpriced . 12 y / o kids doing blucig reviews on youtube Can't you read ? It says for Heather ONLY . I want an applaud too When it's my birthday I tell people to list " 1 ) favorite video game 2 ) Best childhood memory 3 ) favorite experience in our friendship . " Something like that . That way , you don't get 200 of the * * SAME . MESSAGE . * * god , its kind of scary knowing other redditors live next to me . BMW has used linkaged front suspension since the 50 ' s I've never been to anything at this place with this group , but the parties I know of would let a guy in alone . Or even a guy and a guy because they aren't anti-progressive douches . However , it gets kind of weird when a bunch of old guys show up alone and just stare at the people doing things . Not that I'd know about that sort of thing . That STILL doesn't explain the floating carnivorous island made of seaweed though Yes , god forbid someone wants their boyfriend to spend time with them doing something they enjoy . What kind of a horrible girlfriend would want her boyfriend to come clothes shopping with her . It's not like she's hoping to find an outfit for herself that he'll really like to see her in . " Why did you become gay ? " I worked at Mc Donalds and when I finished grabbing their order I said enjoy your meal , costumers would respond with : You to ! THERE'S ANOTHER SIZE ? Ah so you made that comment ! I didn't believe it at first but after Google searching I was all you're hilarious , kerry . really funny . Macfag here . I see it as this : Beaver pipes It wasn't at first . But before I posted , I noticed , gave myself a I tought he was in the Fruit Cake St . for so long , but I think it gets more complicated . I used to get around some docs and his site and I was : Some of my most horrific pokemon battles make so much more sense now Account age , 21 minutes . " The external genitalia of females closely resemble those of males : the 15 cm ( 6 inch ) clitoris is similar in shape and position to a penis , and is capable of erection . " Dam you said it first . Now I am just gonna skulk in the corner and glare at you He was a jail intake officer , not a police officer ... they're far from being the same thing . Hey , theres nothing wrong with forcing your opinions on other people . If there was , there'd be no politicians . We wouldn't want that now , would we ? Because that worked so well before . Sometimes I feel like they're doing this on purpose . My professor did exactly this ; shipped off to Mexico the same day the thesis was due . I had a life . You guys are really getting worked up over nothing here . Afterall they ARE Chinese fighter crafts ... There's that Midwestern hospitality we are so known for ... What * brand * of pressure cooker would be relevant information here I don't think he's thinking of the right game too far When I went to America ( midwest ) to study , when the first snow hit the ground they asked me if it snowed in Sweden Well said Tee Man . DC / DNS / DHCP can be hosted on one server , no problems . NAS , App , and file ( maybe SEP ) can be another but ... thats not optimal . You really need about 3 servers it sounds like ... but thats a whole other can of worms Is this an elaborate ruse so that THIS STORY is the most outrageous thing you have made people believe ? Ethanol is not a sugar . It's an alcohol . ` - r ` to remove a regular file ? wait ... home movies are on DVDs now ? You joke about this , but in a lot of places ( I'm glaring at you , England my friend in higschool drew an old woman screaming naked with long armpit hair on a huge pile of her own feces . these are the notes we handed in to be checked by the teacher every day . OH.HELL.NO . that thing is the death of me . i cant do it . i own one . its .... This is not really global . I live in Finland and reddit is only place where I have heard about this . I'm pretty sure this was an RBX original > it's for Japanese porn That is because it is slightly racist . You've been here fore almost 2 years and have never seen the look of disapproval ? That's the original article stating the previous release date of May 31st . OP is claiming that it will be released tomorrow , for some reason . Actually , if you read his text , he doesn't repeat his headline . OP , I told my bf's sister that I had spent the last summer in The Netherlands , she asked me if that was " the one next to Australia " ಠ_ಠ will do ! * looks for fat option * I need to just put a body shot on there Read that as whorehouse . MFW " peen-a-lope " : Notice how close the boat is to land . Because then I have to dig out my lock . No , pero me ha mostrado las chichis a las 4 am y le puse cara de prisonplanet.com ! ? Really ? I'm awesome at reading . I somehow misread Christmas Island as Easter Island and thought no , it's only 11PM on Easter Island ! 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Sure , no problem . I abandoned Gentoo for Ubuntu you're other video : how to get terraria for free This is a flat-ass view If it was 4 real I'd be dead .... Haven't seen you around in a while Wasn't this on the front page some hours ago ? I just completed my freshman year at the same school my mom went to in the early 90s . The only difference is that she dropped out after freshman year . Yeah , guess where I was conceived So you knew it was a repost ? ಠ_ಠ Problem ? anyone else see the scales as That's my sister in a nutshell Why don't you have a seat over here . I do know college girls who are obsessed with Bieber and legitimately want to date him . Are you serious ? everywhere ? I cannot take anyone seriously who types despite when they clearly meant desperate . related hack Thought you were talking about the hunters , and was like : I have the biggest Your * subconscious * drunken self . Look at the pineapple Yeah , not a lefty . The image is flipped The fuck is that by the guys right pinky * Have been using the internet since 2004 . Closest thing to this was a javascript which had confirmation messages pop up for every line of the Rick Roll . Dad's a computer programmer and engineer , so I was taught early on to avoid links you don't know . This guy just proved to me that my browser can be redirected anywhere if the site wants it to , and makes me very creeped out . * redditor for 35 minutes ... BTW thanks to whomever the Redditor was that left a message saying that it got griefed then leaving an ad for their server . Those pants look a little wet he disappeared with all the money which is quite surprising . It looks like some sort of front for an upvote-laundering operation Let Google erode away even more of your privacy rights for a chance to see a silly graphic Marcel Desailly is a boss . I dont want to believe > This guy just proved to me that my browser can be redirected anywhere if the site wants it to , and makes me very creeped out . Have you even read the parental guide ? What if I said no ? So you just went with something gender neutral , good thinking . > Because you are the weakest link , goodbye . I recommend the entire list Dogs have no business being on the interwebs If you have a healthy bowel ( aka eat enough fibre etc ) you only need to wipe once or twice . That's not bad enough to pay to get rid of . I hope the not washing your hands after going to the toilet was a joke though Yeah , my thoughts exactly . I've never heard anything like that here in the Nordics . Listening to Taylor Swift ? Dear fucking lord , ew ... Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought : Giant Stress Boob Stress Ball .... Dude , that was a lady boy . Last time I was honest about my beliefs ( or lack of ) , my tip was a business card to their church . When I was training as an EMT , we received a call from this patients house . Seemed pretty standard , but when we got there everything seemed eerily calm . We get upstairs to see our patient , and hes just sitting there calm as ever . Turns out , he was a newly immigrated Korean man that needed transportation to his dialysis . He then proceeded to tell us that he did not know " 911 was for emergencies " my mom used to make ice cream sandwiches for dinner pretty often . 2 waffles with ice cream in the middle . when you're a kid it's pretty fun , then you're a teen and you're like ... Lady Gaga meats Eminem What netflix really needs to fix is making netflix official for more countries . I see what you did there Oh does it now ? Most Macs can't see fonts like that , all the macs I have worked with ( Which is a fair amount ) you can't see i'm chinese and what is this shit ... Cut at an angle . Oh look they posted a picture of your mother on reddit ! Yo mamas so fat This is why you're supposed to write down the serial number I'm glad someone else noticed that shit GROSSSS gonna puke The redcoats are posting ... Oh , idk , maybe paying closer attention to this dumb fucking cunt on my phone . * " What should I type in for the first name field ? " * Impressive regardless I don't see any condoms in there . why were you getting off on the bus ? No Alec Guiness Obi Wan ? " That's a big one ! " ... Because they've done this before . Thanks for the info ! TLG does seem to be the same thing I've been looking at , though the organization I've been looking at ( Greenheart Travel ) doesn't seem to mention that on their website you say that one more time Ill cut your fockin eyeballs out meester I thought we agreed not to use Papyrus ... Its not your coffee maker . > It's so cute when strangers think they know about my biological urges . At first I was all Because it's complete and utter brain bleach . When you've been stressed out for a week , its a good show to sit down to and just .. bleach out your troubles . It's relaxing . That said , it still is rubbish in every other aspect to me .. I'm just addicted Coughed up a tonsil stone the size of a m & m some weeks ago . Desided to mashe it in my hand and smell it ... BIG mistake . The worst thing is that this fucking thing came from my mouth ! Everyone who ever have had a tonsil stone know what i'm talking about ! well then , that deserves a You're welcome ! Nice try ... Flique Creative You didn't meet with me ? You bastard . I've not seen any patch on my PS3 Orange Box Everytime I have traveled , if I give any mention of a specific city ( Glendale , Pasadena , Burbank , the valley , Studio City , Santa Monica etc ) people have no idea where that is . Then I say LA , and they go " ohh . SoCal . Why didn't you say that ? " I can't take a clan with a caster named " Gangsta Jim " seriously Good . Now , where is Saif Al-Adel ? Why is that Nice try , Durex marketing team Your post is exactly what I was hoping to find , I had someone in #Ubuntu telling me I needed to install the Intel drivers Go to hell ... love me some Tracy Chapman .. give one reason to stay here .. and I'll turn right back around .. Well I don't see * you * doing cocaine-fueled educational videos WTF is that . Black guys don't wear eyeliner . * He cites many legal precedents for whether or not seat belt use should be law , but doesn't list any of this " ample proof " that not wearing a seat belt can save you . Which is why I do not spend my time in / r / jailbait Then why are you playing them ? Fuck yeah [ ಠ_ಠ ] . Is everyone who ever goes through [ ... I didn't need you to tell me this . Using a hoe on the ground no longer produces seeds . Seeds don't usually magically appear from nothing in the ground . Then again , a switch doesn't magically open a wooden door through red , smoking wire At first I was like :D but then i Yes , it annihilated an entire town and the chinese government released an official statement claiming that few were injured , no one was killed . You're using the Burger King font Ahh , I read console as console , not PS3 / WII / Xbox console . My bad . But still Go read the tombstone again . She was 19 . Wow .. wonder who paid for that Be honest , you put your hand down his pants ... didn't you ? ! ? I watched it although it definitely satire and a joke review ... but towards the end the review personally attacks the developer ... granted he's definitely easy to personally attack but regardless I thought the first 80 % was funny then once it went on to attack the developer it was just How big is your wallet ? I'd say mine's average at best and tenners and twenties disappear easily enough . Although I've only ever had fifties once and they stayed in a tupperware box next to my bed I imagined a full on crowd of hippies in a sheep pen . I am disappoint Ironic , at my place they are all his Alabama Hotpocket A Disney World cast member with the username " ordinary psycho " Naniwa vs Moon instead of TLO vs Losira ... It better come in tomorrow ... Please make like a turtle and ( Hey , I was using that claw . That's … really not what I had in mind , no . 8 people post I went to get a skin check up as I have a few moles and freckles . Stripped down to underwear with the middle-aged male doctor - no problems there , slightly uncomfortable but you have to be careful about checking for melanoma in Australia . He asked me if I had any pigmentation under my underwear , I said no . He then proceeded to flip up my bra and pull my underwear down to have a quick peek anyway . Bring a few books and an mp3 player . I assume it isn't a direct flight so you'll be sitting around in an airport for a while . I once had a flight delayed 12 hours because a passenger jet had an engine fall off on the runway . everyone out there should know what this references . " fucks with brain chemicals " I read that as " last day of junior high school " and was gonna Isn't it funny how you don't get how the map works ... Why did your dad send this to you ? I can only Imagine what games you play . > But people that play with me know what happens if I don't get my wards Scaring someone who is on the crapper is about as low as it gets . Rank C that's not a cat in fact i don't even think that's hentai > I read this initially thinking you were a girl . You know what I blame toy story for any of my feelings for inanimate objects The title of this post was very misleading Bre.ad seems like a good idea for people who don ’ t have a budget for non-pops , but for companies who already have ads on their site Bre.ad is going to be much too intrusive and annoying for the user . If users are already being directed to sites where they get interrupted with ads , adding another layer of ads on top of that will turn off the user and cause massive amounts of disapproval You could see constant news of everybody killing one another , anywhere in the world Please , ( Weird , I read the title as " How to pull off a level 3 sg sap " . I was thinking , you sly bastard . Damn good thing either one works , wouldn't you say . 1.86 here . Oh that's right , you still haven't converted to metric You're thinking too much Enjoy your furbiesandbeans ? i thought you were saying that you enjoy me Great , I guess that leaves me with ... children ... and cocks ... Hey Phelps we're gonna charge this guy ' cause he has a dumb face . Problem ? Phelps throughout the whole game : I never smile . I also never get girls . This . This is fucking brilliant . Damn , now I'm all inspired , but stuck at work . Gave me We keep a huge , plastic , all-purpose bowl for various edible things such as candy and cookies ( on the rare occasion that they trust us with food ... ) . Well , every once in a while , I'll pull it down off the shelf , load it with warm soapy water and soak my feet under my desk . I'll go ahead and give myself this look ... Not really that well fleshed out . For example , once you hit polytheism , you're basically done with the infographic . For comparison , saying you believe in a single god , or selecting no god , will take you through the entire rest of the graphic . I was referring to your comment . or strangle her .. Why would you want to escape ? Shouldn't this pic be inside a sharks mouth riding in the Millennium falcon Maybe the plague was actually AIDS Copy it next time you see it , paste it in an email and send it to yourself . Then open that email every time you need to use it . That's how I do it . My douchebag professor would have said , " This is very vanilla algebra . " I'm not the owner of the Auld , I just work there . What does a camel have to do with muslims ? Want . insert . wiener . into . woman . Thanks . I shared this with my SO and she jokingly asked me " What's wrong ? " shortly after reading it . That's not how Mac's work I work from home I laughed ... Nope , it doesn't * seem * I second that . its ok =D just don't do it again . We can tell by the accent you type with I just realized Tom Hank's wife's last name is Wilson Google man : ... you're going to take an 8 inch black cock up your ass ? D * a * mn , I thought you were a stranded alien trying to communicate with your mother * s * hip . 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" we both immediately started cracking up but now every time I hear the song all I can think about is fat chicks and pizza TYL something that was a big deal in all the news not long ago . I didn't see " dog " at first . Anybody butchering Edinburgh like that gets no votes from me Yeah , that's what I was pointing out alright . Your post describes Terran so well I'm wondering if that's your main race OMG my teacher lied to me all along ! I've believed they weren't fish for a long time The flying fuck ? they forgot Quetzalcoatlus ! I went all I read " my mom married her dad " and got very confused and Dude you got laid off by the company that helps people find jobs English dub . " Back " massage machines . right . to each his own . I'm gonna check it out Upvote both of you for being fellow marines Porn music , big cats enjoying catnip ( sex pheromone ) , close up camera angles . Because as we all know , karma is the most important thing on reddit . Also , posting an interesting link isn't half as important as starting a pun thread or something . That's pretty sexist . I was going to ask for the vod , then i was like Expected Rick Adelman . Got Mike Brown Pete Snodden Also your pants are still on . I asked this joke to my husband . He answered correctly and told me it wasn't a joke . " Why don't we take the CO2 exhaust gas from the power plant , separate the carbon and oxygen , and burn that ? " - aaand now I'm on accidentalpenis.com This post had nothing to do with Lost Next page , spider blowjobs ! You son of bitch . Can anyone help seed ? Everyone is hit and running . DJ hero controller ? You're both evil , evil people . What's wrong with Killer Bunnies ? > allot of the viewers just want to watch people argue with ignorant religious folk You bring your laptop to hockey games ? * * every * * time ... Probably does now . 6.66 mph As a kid on break from school , That's more than I paid for your bed . I was feeling bad , but now you've got me picturing numbers coming out of people getting hit by tornado debris I don't think he was talking to you . they know which websites i'm looking at I don't know enough about Scrubs to protest , but I know enough about Courtney Cox to give you one of these : LEAVE OSHEAGA ALONE YOU LIFELESS SUBURB FUCKERS " YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME Video from 2008 . By her brother ? 6B checking in here , got really used to seeing this sight in Mores Creek . Our family always kind of had a running bet on the county origin of the car in the drink ... 9/10 it was 1A Do people call you that often ? I'm lucky to get a phone call in a week . I have been playing with this malware all morning . In order to get infected you have to follow the installation process which is a 4-5 step thingy . Then you have to enter your credit-card number ... sounds to me like you're trying to teach me something ... educational Berlin ? ! Yeah , I'm a total noob . Nice touch , ignoring that fact that I was making fun of your spelling and in turn making me look foolish . This is beautiful , but man , you just can't shut up and let me enjoy the music half life is not for 14 yr old girls at first i I'll never understand why people hate on Mark Cuban for being obnoxious , loud , and completely desperate to win a title . That's exactly how every owner should be . If I was an NBA player , I'd want an owner that was deeply invested in the team like Mark Cuban is . Even though I'm not a Mavs fan , I admire how much Mark Cuban cares about his team unlike other owners ( Conversely , too much eye contact ... I actually start college this summer ... redditor for 1 day Clouds . Bollocks . A couple seasons ago i waited 3 hours in a similar situation at a whitecaps vs puerto rico match and the pitch was in no better shape when the second half resumed ... but then again neither team wanted a mulligan that day . i imagine TFC was pretty happy to get a do over More disapproval . My attitude toward a video has never nose-dived as quickly as that one . At first I was like , " Aww , so cute , listen to those squeaks ... wait a minute .. There are a lot of predatory men out there who use the same sort of tactics on natal women . Welcome to their world . That's not an iMac . I propose a retraction of lol and Oh , I see how it is , that western part of Illinois isn't part of the state . I like the side text . " Can women justify their need for * * EXTRA MARITAL RELATIONS ? " * * It seems to insinuate that men can justify it lol and That looks like my cat when she's having a seizure British ? That storm was crazy . It was hailing all the way through my exam Add in site : Create 3D Animation through the Art of Rendering . Update time ( off hours work - I love it The patch is 9.38 GB on Steam . How much money will you be making off of that reference link ? U . S . Marine Corps * soldiers * Bing I hate you so much ! ! ! 3 mother fucking chapters of mother fucking trees singing to themselves . There . Is . No . Porn . Here . Because that's a reddit meme Thanks for your answers ( and downvotes You sure paint a vivid image That's . The . Joke . CA isn't for quitters . Not in MY name you don't ! There are limits . So were his parents . > And if you had read the article , you'd've realized that's exactly what happened . This is such a fucking good banana ! haha my cat hates going outside , so i threw out the leash Sushi ........ oil ? You have a quiz tomorrow , get some sleep So that prostate exam you gave me last week ... Is that a banana in your pocket , or are you just happy to se ... nevermind . I expected this to be an onion article ... Was told I should post it here about a week ago Magic is real ... That's classified . I'm doing negative chinups now , in an effort to work up to them . Started about a month ago , then the soreness made me " forget " to do them the next 8-9 workouts . I thought I unsubscribed from F7U12 . Sadly these shitty ragecomics are everywhere Another bug . My Minecraft just crashed . I think I shift-clicked something when the inventory filled up . I know where this is going Bro y u disrespectin ' Dammit , and a series for them is 6 episodes I did the same thing on the inside of a toaster . Super deep cut on my knuckle , but not quite down to bone . Then proceeded to do the same thing with a finger on the same bit gopher up a web page ... Hey , who downvoted OP ? I think this counts as a violation of " don't put the freaking punchline in the freaking title . " “ The guy deriding boat shoes is lauding Vans . I'm not buyin ' it , McTrollington ... Yorkshire is a holiday staple in my house . If we don't get Yorkshire ... I can do nothin ' fer ya , Mom . I haven't seen you in forever ! Last time I remember was you giving me the Who are you . Might I remind you of you're alias Mr . Bain , The Cynical Brit . Isn't it great how Muslims run the US now ? " have never began " How did you get in the TARDIS ? Switching from Verizon to AT & T ? That's like going from worse to worst . REDDITOR FOR 8 HOURS And another one , from me . Involves feet again . > This is not the place to celebrate drunkenness I cleaned up after a " Walk for the cure " event once . The quantity of cigarette butts everywhere was disgusting .... Did you have to be a dick ? I asked politely and just wanted something small . You could have just said that I could contact PR and that's it ... I'm upvoting because it adds to the discussion but you're getting a Oh yeah , totally reasonable response from your son . Totally would have did the same thing ... and then in other places . Multiple times . " she set the template for Lady Gaga and Britney Spears " . Did you really just imply that the ten year-old was dressed like a whore and deserved to be made to feel uncomfortable ? What if you misheard her ? * * Not sure if trolling or just stupid . * * Yeah , that bleeding wound in his skull is a lot better than getting tased . Good on them I'll simulate it wif u > Dammit , and a series for them is 6 episodes Not sure if this is sarcastic or not . I said : " South America ... " Dude , that's gross . Wash your hands . House Im in now has a few of these . Kitty cat goes downstairs and gets all Upvote for , possibly , the nitpickiest " This reminded me of the weeping angels . DTF has been around much longer than Jersey Shore . The fact that you think this is a Jersey Shore thing : ME AS WELL . " Audiences : This video is most popular with : Female 13-17 , Female 18-24 , Male 35-44 " ... Finger forks . He could have had a gun ... " Teen Escort Service " agent sounds better IMO . Fucking Anti-Dentite This is a very strange novelty account . That mission . Hermaphrodites duel for manhood Pirated version of the game I played one game , downloaded the patch , and now everything is down again . Touch my ass . DID YOU MAKE THIS ? Try for 1 year to masturbate to women unsuccessfully . And people still doubt me when I say I'm completely gay ... It's harder to find than you think Call hollywood , next blockbuster has just been written . " look " You talking about the mother ? HAHAHA I live a * mile * from this place in RL , we get a lot of drunks and fight / assault victims coming in from there at the hospital where I work . Its a crummy area : a lot of those assaults are gunshot victims Eh hem it's now 7.15 pm over here , the match starts at 2.45 am Also , Japanese people in general like to go to Onsen where you all sit in a large public path . ( Males in one facility . females separated in another . ) So if you are going to shave downstairs you are going to get the I do not see these two headed pigs you speak of " Unless your family is rich . " The goofy hats they make me wear are bullshit judging by the blank stare this isn't the first time you've been photographing that child I posted this 3 days ago and only got 6 upvotes Yes , because making popular products illegal and hurting your economy always reduces criminality . Having sex with pets is illegal almost everywhere No worries . Screen shot next time . I despise gawker ! Whoa . Who would do th - Daily mail . It's a joke dude . They're pretty common actually . Around 50 % of the world has one . Are you going to argue that teaching citizens to save other people from burning buildings is a terribly irresponsible way to spend the taxes ? You post ' Hi from reddit ! ' comments on YouTube , don't you . Throw balls in it . ... it says it in the bottom of the goddamn picture internet explorer LOL , yeah . Well , one is named Malcolm Brown and the other is named Malcom Brown . Snake or no you're very cute . You're married aren't you Yes , you're going to get downvoted for complimenting someone on / r / LoseIt . I went from ^ _ ^ to Had an ex that said " boffles the mind " instead of " boggles the mind . " Ah the famous punk elitists finally joined in Makes sense , it's on THE LEARNING CHANNEL tweet your score But they are spilling it . I certainly hope you have a better lock for this beauty Post title says , " stops " , article says , " starts " . I literally just put a band-aid on that spot after picking at the callous . Then I found this .... Are they sure Antarctica isn't the world's most peaceful nation ? I mean , Iceland's only got them beat by like 5 people . Must .... destroy .... random pink pencil ! I'm from Southern Texas . We haven't had a day of rain since January Not sure if serious . How does your text correspond to the title ? Im icelandic and " Hvar eg skolta minn " isn't even close to a normal sentance I thought the World Cyber Games was our Superbowl / world cup I have a coworker that manually transfers values from speadsheet to speadsheet by typing them individually . Well , you could probably move together if things work out well , if that ´ s possible . This is the reason I have four cats I paused John Petrucci for * * * THIS ! ? * * * I'm not sure whether I'd be proud of wasting over 27 hours on a boss that only requires you to dodge bullets . Talk about dull and repetitive gameplay I liked that you had the one column in the text panel feature with ... and I'm infertile 1 ) Mother runs her own business that includes needing to print images with a few special settings such as photo paper settings etc . She has me sit down at the computer and sits next to me with a pad of paper and pencil so she can hand write every thing I do ... 1 ) Click start . 2 ) All programs . 3 ) Microsoft Office . 4 ) Word . " Not willing to do the work " I dont see photoshop . Nice try , * Office Max salesman * . The first time I saw this posted it said it was in Korea , the reposts that followed have all said China , asians all look alike after all and if you say China you have the highest percentual chance of being right . high or not , those fucking thinmints get me every time . Errr what . " What made you decide to be gay ? " * * Does it justify body slamming , choking and arrest ? " Drag the file from my flash drive on to the desktop " ..... all i got was At the time my mom owned a pretty decent Compaq , it got what she needed done . email , solitaire , iTunes , done . then she comes up to me and asks me to help her buy a new computer for this program her boss told her to get called " Office " I get scared that you scared anusdestroyer Why is your schedule so damn tight ? MLG Columbus is in 5 days , yet you still have to go through 2 team houses and then the playoffs , if you take a day for each your tournament finishes Wednesday night , and then the winner has less than 24 hours to prepare for his international flight to the states . Talk about stressful That is an ape Me too , simpler web pages are beautifully efficient . Although that page has about 40 % of the code commented out ... Some of us are actually old enough to have experienced smoking in hospitals . Kids today . I wish they had these up north . They only have them in the southern states Since 2 years ago , right click on a mac was to press Command with the only click the mouse had .... I'm at work . I almost believed you but - lysis is the exact opposite of hardening His name is Brutus ? I thought it was excellent , and was stoked she beat out Cameron for best picture . However then I was quite A site that links to prisonplanet.com ! ? Really ? What do you mean the only song what a cunt Rocket surgery ? These remind me of jugglettes . American spelling on an Australian service provider downvoted 8 times even though they have made a perfectly levelheaded statement look at the previously visited links , one of them is NSFW . I didn't notice . You are banned ! They already do , and have for years . You've got to be Goddamn kidding me . Java solved this entire stupid problem * 15 years ago ! * This is why my doctor told my mom I'd be 6 ' 2 " . I'm 5 ' 8 " I ... can't ... tell ... if a At first I was like O_O then I read " sort of like a girl " and was like Be that as it may , I figure it's always easiest to quit your job if your place of employment has just literally been obliterated . yeah clearly the system is working First I was like I think we have a mutual friend . Is this too soon ? It's a 6 year old with makeup , the Snooki bump , and one of those metal wristband things . How is that not ridiculous This has happened to me lots of times without any shaking Without the mouse Yay animal abuse Wait , so you expect or wish your ex to be alone after you dump them ? ? We could finally have an error function named ` I'm afraid to ask . Nothing in south . namma disappoint the power of reverse psychology is strong in this one And yet you stuck your dick in her . Why look it up when you can just have people feed you the information . Someone downvoted your comment Were you eating Cheez-its before this happened ? He was looking for child porn . 11-12 years old ? WTF , world ? New at work and already reading reddit ? Nudists websites were once suggested as a good , legal source for " kiddy porn . " I had a job at a Round Table pizza for a very brief period . Me and some co-workers were having a smoke break and talking about this and that . Then metal head co-worker tells us a story of how he put a cat in a microwave ... and he went into gruesome detail . Everyone was like this : Although I am a Manchester United supporter I still feel inclined to At first read , I subconsciously added a " don't " between " we " and " circlejerk . " I was like It's ... er ... cute " you ’ re cap figure " TIL Everything on reddit is 100 % true There was talk of Land Before Time ... but there was none to be had Yeah , and you get much more than lumps of coal for christmas because of it Don't lie , you locked him in there for the karma * didn't you * . I feel like I may not be using He would sleep in a crib , wear diapers , and play with childrens ' toys all day , all while being cared for by a ' mother ' figure ... like most of Taboo it was very " About 15,800 results " I edited the comment after people started downvoting my comment . Not that I'm afraid of downvotes , but I started wondering if I sounded sarcastic or snarky You mean you don't call it Mills ? wait , were you stalking this person ? ? ? So let me get this straight , your fiancee , which I'm sure loves you very much , will not let you have a kitten unless a third party comes into play and helps decide ? By God , it's not something which requires a whole site to help you . Something about that woman makes me sad We don't need him here . " Mexican . " ? * Spanish * . Thank goodness for AMC and TCM , both of which have been playing one great war movie after another all weekend ( " Pearl Harbor " being excepted of course I called my friend ( who I thought was my best friend ) and asked her to pick me up because I had just come out to my parents and it was pretty tense and I felt like I was on the verge of getting kicked out . She said she couldn't because she had to get her hair done ... My first word was " clock " I see Well apparently you're right ... I'm not saying it's your fault , though ! Was more questioning the hundreds who voted a picture of a puppy to the top of the subreddit i think it has something to do with the fact that people are careless when they piss so there are piss everywhere . then when a person shit , they have to use the hover move and sometime leaves a little / big mess . then the steaming shit pile just add up . Ofc there are also other people who are crazy / drunk enough to shit on the ground Not to mention a 600 billion dollar budget . This is not a novelty account . You ruined my Memorial Day Because it is accurate ... Why was OP there in the first place ? Why are you censored ? ! Shoot ... cut ... killer dresser ... stab ... My great-grandma's name was Bertha Amen . I'd like to know why a small spatter of rain appears to cancel services , make others late and generally cause mayhem Great , all my mains are free . You make this sound like a problem . It has other names ? " Milan would become a city of Islamists and Gypsys " ... Strange dark magic is afoot Why would you want to remind anyone about Creed ? I thought this was a thread about celebrities . I wonder if her dad is a redditor . I can see an askreddit : " what's the worst NYE you've ever had ? " Some asshole kid threw his drink in my face while his buddy sucked and slobbered on my daughter's face Then please , good sir , tag that motherfucker . WHAT ... THE ... FLYING ... FUCK ? ? ? Sigh , I assumed anything associated with Reddit would be awesome . The worst part is when the neckbeards spam the voice chat with how awesome they are . This is not a haiku . What about four o'clock ? WELL ? SHOW US THE INSIDE OF THE CARD ? Awesome , we overloaded the site and it crashed . Holy crap I wish ... System is called Ultipro and it's maintained by Ultimate Software . It's the * Ultimate * . ditto is not a whore ! Your wife and my wife have identical handwriting ... You're right . It's the labia that would be cute Why does someone always make this joke when phoneticians say their field of work ? I mean , if you google " reddit face " , you do get " They have their ups and downs . " Japan - I sign my name the same way as your wife . But I'm a guy . Cool , buncha CodePink retards . Not enough money to lobby ? Not enough members to make any real changes ? Lets wave our little pink dicks in the wind until we get arrested , that always fixes everything . Not really , but I've got a Droid 2 and the battery life has been pretty great ( wish I could say the same of the craptacular kernel that I cannot fix or replace " manly chest fur . " Well , * that's * a lovely mental image . Why the hell is CoD : Elite the thumbnail ? You're the reason I lurk FWIW , I'm Christian and I agree , him saying that he talks to God all the time is serious cause for concern I want to meet the doctor that was told to do this If that's the case , that's ridiculously imperialistic by Blizzard The first sentence screams of a Nigerian scammer . Then .... it gets weird . ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ only the people of r / pics will enjoy this ............ How I feel when I see a cat in every third post : " Lagunitas IPA is a big , bold Imperial IPA ... " Imgur is blocked where I work Arrested Development ... I guarantee no one else on reddit watches this show I think that's totally understandable . It's like watching girls kiss and fondle each other at bars . They do that with their friends to turn guys on . I sit there and watch them with this look on my face I had to do your mother laundry , and there was a nipple in her bra . That just makes a clone . What's wrong with your body ? It resembles my own a great deal . Are you saying I'm chubby or something ? True , I guess I would be fine with a limited amount of dog pictures , but MY GOD THE CATS I'm glad Google Earth exists because I have all these false ideas about where stuff is located . For example , I have a few friends from Cleveland and for some reason I always thought it was in about the south central part of the state . Wrong dumbass , that's Columbus . Then where the fuck is Cleveland ? It's on the goddamn Canadian border Oh god damn it . I was doing SO WELL ignoring these things at every grocery store , to the point where I didn't even see them . Now I want to smoke myself retarded , eat a whole box and throw it up just for a guilt-free twofer . You should wash your hands to keep bacteria from spreading . That being said , neither me or my roomie wash our hands At 1:34 Timbaland grabs a banana then starts dancing like a monkey The Mavericks appeared around 9 times ... all on the receiving end . Then how did she say things ? Yeah , I realized almost instantly after I submitted this to reddit that I should have just cut all the audio out . Heaven ... not always rewarding I asked for help with some electronics coursework , in a thread . " We don't help Noobs " apparently they don't help noobs Dude .. your ears Add me " " ctrl + f " this " " carl sagan " You copied this from an other post . > Reddit will do anything ... for karma Category : Entertainment i love it how everyone just watches him for a minute and a half Nice NSFW tag , I just got fired for looking at pictures of masturbating cats . " Bowl before me " ? Are you a scumbag hipster ? At first I was like , Photos of your legs are needed to verify your qualifications to critique said legs ... OH GOD I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT I'd laugh if you weren't completely correct . I had a nice mustache but my husband got jealous and made me shave it . > She didn't get the hint . It's 1:54 long . I said that with an " O " expression , chuckling a little . I still wonder whether it was my expression , or the statement which made them go Or you find the correct book and they say " no , that's not it , I saw it on tv and the cover was different " . I am a whore for sexy male seiyuu , so I can understand why OP might be watching Death Note and Bleach , since that's pretty much why I watch One Piece , but ... No Gintama ? No Sayonara , Zetsubo Sensei ? I assume you are referring to her one god awful screechy song that won't stop playing on the radio . Yeah , I pretty much feel like hating on everyone when I hear a camel dying Yeah ! I'm funny ! Don't take that from me ! Doesn't make it better . And wait ... 9/11 was last year ? Food items + bathroom = His shoes We got our yearbooks today and one kid's senior bio is all about how he's proud to be a furry ... But I've already phoned the house detective ... Uncle Ben ? Really ? From all of us at r / starwars , Also , we're not wolves . Seriously . Some people . SPAWN MORE OVERLOR - - - o wait .... NOT YOU TOO DAMN IT DONT YOU HAVE A ~ ~ REDACTED ~ ~ TO POST IN WITHOUT ME Your mouse cursor should not be on top of text . What I can't understand is how being gay is wrong but sexually abusing children is not . downvoted for unnecessary comment announcing that you can use the downvote button like everyone else ... Didn't see what subreddit this was posted in , I jumped Exact ? * wording ... what the hell did you just expose me to ? I dunno ... something smells fishy here ... > * * Exact * * same wording too facebook link Yeah , because there are no hibachi / teppenyaki places on the east or west coasts ... Project Runway ! ? Really ? And it takes up more CPU than my JavaScript GameBoy Color emulator . Ooer why don't you have a seat over there . ( * quickly goes to WebMD to see if actually true * ) ... Yeah , damn those " activists " for actually doing things for the community .... I agree . White men suck . ( as does rigorously studied medicine prescribed by board certified doctors ) Exact same wording too I envy you Silk Road currently # 8 on google trends . Fuckin WOW ! what's more judge-able is your username In case sarcasm didn't go through , I dunno , that food doesn't look very good . It includes " two cans of taco . " Internet Explorer New president looks to rebuild studio ’ s reputation with focus on Star Wars games - Dammit , my eyes are too dark to see whether I have this . On halloween somebody asked me if I had in black colored contacts . I get your point , though those comics bitching about other people's comics are kind of annoying . Also , following up Pulp Fiction with Pirates of the Caribbean ? console only this just says it all ... Americans are fucked ... how can anyone make the decision to hand over Canadian citizens to fucking Syria ? no outcry , nobody cares . Obama himself goes out of his way to stop the Supreme court from correcting events ... like this hey i thought the reddit rules were no major banks ... * * * no exceptions ! * * * My stubbed toe is always restubbed at least once before fully healed Because incest isn't edgey until it's underage . I have a Corvette . Well on this map , I was toying around with lava for a volcano and accidentally half the island , including the giant tree . It put me out of commission for a few days while my pride healed . Now how did this make the front page ? I thought the title said ' Grandfather ' at first . I once dated a devout christian and I'm an athiest , lasted a month . turns out she had a boyfriend and was cheating on him with me . I've played both . It does NOT suffice . So someone who get called a " nigger " shouldn't complain ? you sir have fantastic logic ... So someone who get called a " nigger " should complain ? you sir have fantastic logic ... I do , but that's the only thought going through my head . I swear to god , I've had three different people bring me the exact same idea for a " local textbook trade-in site " just this semester . And we have like 4 businesses that do just that here on campus My Canadian ex-boyfriend told me once that the South won the American Civil War . Nice try , ITS . You can go deeper than 4chan ? I was at a red light and a homeless guy asked me for some change , I had none on me and I never carry cash . He then went on to tell me to go back to mexico , and that us mexicans stole his job . I was born in the US and none of my parents are Mexican , I am hispanic though . Or when every time they chew , their mouth fills up with air , which they use their cheeks to push through their nose ? Ugh ! and some try to throw talking in the mix ... with the constant hiss of the oxygen they are stealing from the well mannered world fighting to get around their deviated sceptum .... so its the community dildo until claimed ..... You can't be serious Kitty disapproves . Also the over-caffeinated Nah , bro . That'll _never_ happen . > we served it anyways . " Rampage Jackson ..... On his black fans " this is a repost isn't it theres a subreddit for * deadjailbait * ? haha , no it's cool . It's just when professors or teachers pronounce it wrong , and then I correct them , but continue to pronounce it wrong , I'm like ` > @hotmail . com ... Yay , let's mock our Veterans . don't jump the bandwagon Office Space . Shit the Vice Principal of my high school was Mr . Brewer Relevant username ? I just started last week .. They're running vmware 2.0 and routing 1,000 clients to their 100Mbps backbone over a 10/100 switch 18 hours ago ... Why are there rares and mythics in there instead of a binder ? You're not a woman , sir . I'm not sure if it physically can actually ... And again , Yeah ... sure . When a dolphin does it , it's fucking adorable ... > * * You * * - stares back at them with a BUT BACON IS YUMMY . I always suck it up on the purple side , which is a damn shame cause it is my favorite color Something smells fishy Poor fucking Goya , what happened to that man Did they look like Yeah , it seems that he freely admits that religious belief is completely arbitrary . How can I believe when my capacity for reason won't let me ? Just ignore it and go with your emotions . How can I change my emotions ? By slavishly following religious rites . If you admit your religion requires no reason and is built entirely on feelings ( which you believe are so easily manipulated that simple mimicry can change such a fundamental feeling ! ) , what are you doing betting on it ? No you weren't . It hatesses it Got to love watching an ad a quarter as long as the video itself . Thanks . Me neither now . I hope it uses the Vitality Sensor that Nintendo scraped , that had SOOO much promise ... It looked better un-straightened Sounds like an awkward " no homo , but you're hot " moment She's kinda right . So many of us stare with awkward , creepy , unblinking , angry eyes . You're doing it right now . This is about 10 days in a row of DAEs from this subreddit . Says the man belittling auguralsentinal . That's okay , It's not like I liked grilled cheese sandwiches anyways Stupid , if she doesn't reply immediately it means she's already fucking her next boyfriend as you wait for a text . This is kind of common knowledge . No Brakes .... I can't believe I'll have to wear that ugly ass gown with that crazy looking hat at my graduation It's really confusing that that's the image reddit chose for the thumbnail . Are you a member ? I haven't seen this prof mentioned anywhere . I'm in desperate need of a replacement filter and crush washer . I suspect they're both original I guess I should have said that Americans I've talked to who grew up with zipper flies tend to find them easier to use . With button flies I get stuck with the second and third buttons sometimes and it looks like I'm touching myself at a weird angle after I pee Why is this guy getting downvoted for what music he likes ? Yes it's not exactly the taste of most people around here , but can't people like different music ? What is the mic for ? Thanks man ! And thanks for the Fucking Understone . Copy and paste . I'm a fraud ! * * * YOU WILL PLAY AND YOU WILL LIKE IT * * * I cant believe i have that song on my ipod .... Because they are no longer burgers at that point , they are meatloaf patties Stop trying to get people to use that term A deadlift and a squat ? At the same time ? Isn't there a name for that ? Wasn't it in the Olympics ? Oh yeah , the clean and jerk I'm referring to the ridiculous shadow . Asp.net .. Whoa Old school God damn it , water + black underwear " The shit I put up with Don't know why you were downvoted . ( To the people who downvoted , This is after Moody's ' forgot ' Memorial Day made it a three-day weekend you just compered a gamecube and a ps on the bases of its hardware Just to be sure I'm getting all this : you're trying to justify your blatantly racist comment with the clarification that you only meant that " black strippers " are more trouble than white strippers - not that black women in general are more trouble than white women . As a bonus , you loved telling your black girlfriend that your ancestors used to literally own her ancestors . If I've got that just about right , then So then how come your post consisting only of " Oh look , an asshole on the internet . My friends used to snort lines of kief cause they thought it would get them high . Hey , I have minor Scoliosis . Yes , in NorCal , all we have is ski resorts . Nothing else but . Downvoted for punchline in title . that doesn't exist .. well i mean , all those sit ins in the 50-60 ' s etc were people purposely were trying to get arrested so that racist laws could be put to public light and abolished through judicial review ..... So yes sometimes purposely getting arrested does mean something and people should care ... Did someone just call Charlie Chaplin's inspiring speech against _Adolf Hitler _ a " fairly blatant 1940 Hollywood propaganda piece " ? I'll say . Those female corpses look lonely I haven't read it since high school , but doesn't Lestat drink period blood in that last one ? Why were you getting downvoted ? thoes dirty bastards She was like ( * text * ) ( * text * ) ... ' oh , wtf ? ... He meowed ? ' Emphasis on the Way to damage my self-image . I'm a guy The reason that software like suitcase fusion exists is so you won't bog down your system . Go ahead and google how to manually manage fonts . And be wary of pirating fonts that don't have a pedigree . You can't drink until you're 21 , but you have to register for the draft at 18 . Those cases , I can understand it ; But do you advocate it as a purely cosmetic surgery ? That is where my Your the result of a broken condom and an extra glass of wine . You've completely missed the point . At first I was thinking it was going to be a Friday joke . Then I got into the story and was like O_O then I was like Australia politick is The Best politick A simple " I was being facetious . " would have sufficed . 102 dung and no primal and or ssh ? You'd think the food store would have enough sense not to have the boxes right next to each other You're telling me you blew off the whole season .. without even watching any of the shows ? * * I … wasn't being entirely serious . Linking to a video on facebook ... Yeah , lanfearl is right . I thought along the same line and figured the yellow and blue ants mated to get green but where did the red come from before I noticed ... You are less of an idiot than I . That whole article is rather infuriating and only shows the boundless ignorance of the author . There was certainly some truth to the scientific facts he cited , but otherwise it seems he was assigning arbitrary dates to make it fit with the biblical story . > They forget to mention how expensive it is to use your AT & T phone ~ ~ in those countries ~ ~ . Username relevant ? * ^ Oh let's not get into this ridiculous debate . * " He also has many exotic animals .... some of which he has killed " Wow , what the fuck even happened here ? As a girl working in the games industry , I can attest that this is creepily true . My roommate needs to learn about this , everytime I say something like " I'll be going to a concert tonight so I don't think I'll be home at 8 - - " " OH EM GEE that's awesome shall we meet there at 9:30 ? " The amps themselves are pretty cheap , but the guy builds them in China and then ships them over . They're not light , so shipping is the tough part to swallow . I think my actual amp was something like $ 110 , but shipping was $ 40 . And I just bought you shurikens ! What the hell am I supposed to do with 99 shurikens ? I know . LOL . Literally . Wife is giving me Hmmm ... What about the rest of us ? Are you implying mom's do nothing ? And you didn't restart the chapter ? This is piracy Is that some sort of unholy fusion of Comic Sans and Papyrus ? Hey you're welcome . Redditors seem to not understand practicality That's pretty nea .... wait ... oh god ... German fingering on the recorders I had to zoom in to see them even though I knew what I was looking for . She saw this comment and I swear she just made this face ... This is reddit . I expect someone who enjoys this website would have understood that sexual jokes would be made from this picture nice ... i mean GOOD ! Where's your chewin tobacco You should hit that I * just * read this news . Here on reddit . On the front page . And it's not from this post . ......... what You don't do well around people who look down on others , yet a woman that walks loudly is a " pretentious whore " ? She has 2 spines ? For the love of god , tessellate the cheese ! And you call yourself an artist How ? Anyone would see you entering them * * FOX NEWS LINK IN " MY " Maybe he did know . 6-7 months ? I've made pepakura Halo helmets in 2 days What are you doing in my field ? OK I apologise for trying to make someone feel better about their own unfounded insecurities ... I'm so sorry ... You are feet are freezing > you're an ass For the love of god , tesseract the cheese ! And you call yourself a theoretical sandwichist is it ? Was ... written by Escher knew . Fine , I'll go . Does anyone else find it nay impossible to maintain your bikini line without getting razor burn / ingrown hairs ? I'm a little bitch and the last time I tried to get waxed they actually pulled out a chunk of my skin ( I still have the scar He said well done What in gods name ...... ? ? ? And what exactly do you do with said smartphone Like I'm going to say that here .... No one start cutting live wires all willy-nilly with just insulated cutters , now . I think there's more to it than just that . The point was to show the hugeness of africa since this is a thread about comparing land masses of all kinds . Your egotistical way of turning my rather bland joke into a personal attack on me is why you deserved a full blast of It wasn't bothering me until someone pointed out that it should be , and that they didn't respect me as much for it . Next time she'll take it out from larynx > It wasn't bothering me until someone pointed out that it should be , and that they didn't respect me as much for it . Why am I a shitty girlfriend ? Sorry for not wanting to taste pissy dick u srs ? > Just got this email from Apple ... are they just making fun of themselves now ? * u * srs ? Simple . GET NEW FRIENDS Says the Daily Mail ........ So are you actually going to give me some advice on the suit itself because I am not taking it back , or are you just going to sit there and bag on JC Penny's ? This is the most frustrating thing I've ever read . Ignoramuses . I googled that , and in frustration tried to eliminate words and re-searched till I realized it was fake . 12 year olds Almost always after , and my husband finds it hilarious . So he's recycling it for karma ? I came here , thinking I was super witty , to make a Benjamin Button reference . You beat me to it . You say it like I'm going to have kids soon . I'm not a slut who's going to go get knocked up as soon as I'm out of high school , thank you very much . Unfortunately , it's a valid threat . My school had seven pregnant girls this year and four of them were in my class . And I live in a rich , predominantly-white suburb . Don't go to reddit , it gave me a Trojan . ' Is that a kid ? ' See , that's what I thought too , and the top voted comments are hair and make-up questions . because this is real You would think a particularly good idea would be able to make money even with taxes . The wealthy in opposition to taxes just don't want to put that much effort into it . I um ..... I dunno , it was on here a couple of days / weeks ago . He was like " I want to make this herp derp mod ! ! ! 1 ! So can someone give me the code for it ? ? ? 1 ? " And everyone else ever was like First of all your point is just as much moot as mine so please remove the smug tone from your retort . Half the shit that come out of my keyboard is bullshit anyway yeahtechno :P But I'm glad someone finds themselves important enough to play the roll of Bullshit Police Yay , good luck ! I have similar issues . I hate " going out " , although I enjoy making friends . I am just awkward socially , sometimes , and I get very nervous around strangers . So , as it goes , I don't want to date someone who is a stranger , I want to be friends first ... but often , in becoming friends , I am rarely attracted and usually a little Wow this really speaks to me . There was this really cute guy that I liked , and I thought about making the first moves but I didn't want to seem desperate and obvious . Bad choice . Well :D next time I see him um ... I'll tell him I want to date him and do bad stuff to him . Unless its too aggressive ? I appreciate you bringing this to my attention . My girlfriend's name is Sarah and she talks like this . How would you make Dice Poker harder ? M in the Noir section ... Wait ... people think it isn't ? LSAT in a few hours ? ..... browsing Reddit ...... From your children ? * Eyes Wide Shut * - - The only problem I have with this list is that you haven't played Portal OR Minecraft This is , unfortunately , not true . It may be illegal for random testing , but I have a lot of friends who have had to get tested , either for jobs in the military or construction . It's a common practice out west in the camps . For this reason , drugs like coke are often favoured over trees ... I don't think I understand them .... District 9 I heard calling things you don't like " gay " is a mature thing to do . laughed so hard my sombrero fell off The reporter speaks German ? ? ! ! ......... oh Google translate says that this is improper grammar . I just had this conversation with our barista last night . There's shouldn't be any non-bidet using countries ... It's a damn shame . Especially America ... No excuses . Kreuz Market in Lockhart is by far my favorite . Rudy's is okay for being a chain in a gas station ... but if that is all you can say about it ... me too . Out of curiosity , why " look below this comment 37.5 Days of gameplay if you play 8 hours a day Well that makes sense . I posted this video before it was posted , and got a crap load of downvotes . Shoes for diabeetus . They were named Bonnie and Clyde , but they are brother and sister ... so ... i would have loved to see the crowd just stare back at him like " visit the websites yourself . Fap . Then move on . " its child porn I wasn't being serious Leave it to the Reddit Misogyny Squad I know a dude named Baby Boy , he just goes by Tony , though . I think the point others are making ( and downvoting you while they're at it " Evaporation , condensation , precipitation on the ground ! And they call it the water cycle cause it's going round and round . " 2nd grade panties in a twist ? really ? come on I knew that answer was going to appear ... I find it amusing that they find turkey weird , but many have no qualms about eating dogs . But then again , I suppose they feel the same way about us , in reverse ... my school had sonic wall ... it classified Reddit under " child pornography " I don't know . On the one hand , kids on facebook is On the other hand , moms on facebook is also Umm ... its not okay to call me stupid Believe me , I wish it was . I only bought maybe 15-20 Worldwake boosters , and I got stuck with six or seven Razor Boomerangs She probably schlicked back and you didn't see it TL ;D R : how did you know that was my name ? You broke down ? Become Millionaire , Move to Florida , Get away with Murder ... ( Good job justice system ... I see That's how cat food is made When you were born ? Leichhardt represent I'd be up for it if it weren't for the macaroni salad . Macaroni has no business being in a salad IMO ? Employers who will do you right ( * pause * , I'm young , but I've been on both ends of the equation , man . Being yanked around ( These things actually happen ? ... Btw .. How do you know they are demanding you speak and understand them if you cannot understand them I think you weren't reading the comments ... Just hit the ಠ key . I'd use her as a plastic bag Can someone go bitch-slap the ~ ~ PSTO ~ ~ USPTO ? Take my upvotes , Miss Swan . Agree withe That baby was all like And yet you lived to post on Reddit ... No , it doesn't mean every kid has to be harnessed . However , it * does * mean that leashes can be used for good and I'm sick and tired of everyone assuming it's a terrible thing to do . TIL Americans think horseradish is a " style " of mustard . Right . I'm sure if we all start shooting people , things will turn out great . Wtf are you talking about ? I recently found out my dad believes in telephaty , but not that cars can drive without human drivers . I need to get a bike . Please tell me you're joking and actually know what that is High school band teacher had sex with a student multiple times throughout the school year at the school . He was engaged to another teacher at the same school and they are still getting married . actually idk :( please forgive me if I do something wrong , but i'm paraguayan an idk too much about reddit . Can you explain me what's There . Were . No . Sequels . rock band instruments .... really ? Kinda green Slow and life steal are both attack modifiers now Wow , someone had the brilliant idea of taking a politically charged message and putting it in the hands of a kid who probably doesn't understand what it even means ! People should just take credit for the things they actually say and believe instead of using children to get the message out . The government is too stupid to deal with there own damn money . Why does it say in that over subreddit it didn't pass . I wish the guy was playing as the Mavericks . Kobe would have walked on stage , given the guy a Just in time for the first week of beach volleyball > btw , How could it have been necessary to test more than 1000 fucking nukes ? I'm looking at you , US of A Finally someone pointed this out ! Not a day goes by that I don't seen an American that looks like this ! If only there were skinny attractive people in this country ! I see what you did there > main screen ( turn on yeah im sure they are How did he get the Logan's steak house These people are pretty similar to the people who say vaccines cause autism . missed the reference You don't understand what a Kung Fu film is then do you boobs as a present ? I don't want to sound like the whiney chief of upvote police or anything , but isn't 19 upvotes to 116 comments a slightly ridiculous margin ? It'd be different if you didn't care about he subject , but you guys are actually leaving your item names and participating in conversation . And 97 downvoters seems a bit far fetched . i AM a girl Why do I find myself slightly turned on by this ... Seriously , Link looks like a lesbian As someone who helped during a Scotiabank technical audit focused on security : I keep telling him to stay naked when he's home but he refuses . 17C ? It's summer in Glasgow and a balmy 14C There was a He-Man movie ? .... * phew * ... didn't watch it . The mother sounds like the other mother who filmed her son in the bath tub with bubble bath . Yes ? Spooooky ! I recently built a house , a cheap ' all-in-one ' builder type affair . I requested double glazed windows . They said " wut ? " fretlessbasskid - feel free to add me . Still waiting on the download I thought you were joking at first ... but then I goggled what a mohel actually does step by step . " Most mohels do it by hand with a suction device , but some Orthodox groups use their mouth to draw blood after cutting the foreskin . " Again , Schools * * force * * us to do * volunteer * work to graduate , and therefore it's forced slave labor . first time I took my cat to the vet , I had this problem . No carrier , thought she'd be fine . She ran to the floor under the brake to hide . This ! Women can't like video games , they have to like purses and ponies and soaps ! The words that make gamers go Only happened once , but I found a used condom in an afternoon showing of Wall-E . ya I am the same .. I stopped smoking up because of that . The only time I really do smoke is when I get to much neck pain due to my car accident ( cracked discs + herniated between C5 , C6 ) . It helps me with my pain and I can fall asleep . But in public I go kookoo feels like everyone is this is a G4 video didn't we just get rid of these posts .. I do . But they finished the third season at least ... unless the finale was a cliffhanger and we will never know what happens next Chef ? ! Being color blind sucks Try again . What a first post . I want my PC version . * * no .. just the rich kids .. i just got to play with brownie batter and lick the spoon .. Very good , I was I agree , just increase the hitpoints of them . Missing a visible stationary target 6 times in a row , giving Pharaoh time to waddle his ass 1/2 way across the map and then ulti me the other half makes me work web filter Man Ultralisks and Brood Lords are pretty good against Colossi and Forcefield * never gets them and whines about balance * And there is now way in hell that man can read the post ... Finally , I can easily use Oh , come on . Is it really a spoiler that the story * ends * after the third game * * in a trilogy * * ? Oh don't worry , this is America , right ? I'm sure they thoroughly rinse their mincemeat in ammonia before they cook it so it'll totally be OK . Nice , but from last years Leogang This makes me so angry i could kill kenny . The problem is , someone obviously had your exact same idea . This article is about what happened to it . Hence the Derek Jeter " Downloading music without paying is like having sex with a prostitute for free . " Its because you're a commy and an anarchist . There are " Digg it " and " Digg " logos all over this site . Now that's what I call good security . DAMN IT ! >=( free karma for a throw away account . If you look close enough the feeling bumps on there are all the same . pdf " Where are you from ? " " I'm Greek . " " But you speak English so well ! " " I was born in Cincinnati ... Uncle Billy should learn to not parade around loaded weapons . So much read OPs username no way , you mean it didn't happen like that ? ? ? Update ! Have decided to do the manly thing and let it go , although if Steve does want to pay me for it , I won't be turning it down . I may ask him for a favour in the future ... or not save him from his burning house Yeah , I've walked in on somebody . My parents > As if I just leave it on the floor and go to bed You didn't have to remind us . Perhaps Lion ? Ugh , touching a whole pizza on the toppings is so wrong And it's cloudy right now . How would giving Hitler an orgasm solve anything ? Did you really just say Jimi Hendrix was a one hit wonder This is reminding me of Dead Air Space , September 2007 . Warning confirmed Robert Luongo You get embarrassed easily ... I would have thought bad table manners had nothing to do with race . Come across thread at 3:45 AM . Tremendously disappointed that this is the top comment . My respect faltered when I saw the " Digg it ! " link on their website . No fucking way were did all the xtra skin go ? Not sure if serious . That's some serious improvement , well done ! Oh , and the before pic made me think of this guy --> I think it sounds and looks like shit . And no I'm not kidding . I'll roll up on my bike ... and my douch-y spandex , too What kind of stupid myth is that ? Of * course * blowing shit up is awesome ! But then she got pregnant . Glad I wasn't the only one to notice this shit . Every fucking time I read it : Im sick and tired of xDSM tbh ... all i need is the Titanslayer from Plutonis ... and 83 runs later , not a single drop . They intend to ship this without a comprehensive ` fsck ` ? Scored me some boots thanks to Pavke ! Unfortunately , the game lagged and ate the Sunfury so now we're farming for one . " In celebration of little girls getting bigger bones " / X \ ( ಠ Are you fucking kidding me ? The same " official process being more likely to brick than non-official " happened with the Wii too . When the 4.2 update came out it completely rewrote some vital components of each Wii to stop some hackers that installed modifications on these vital components . Needless to say many people without hacked consoles were bricked , and about a week later the hackers released a safe update that used safer updating methods / tools than Nintendo's ( they had months to code the update correctly too I never should have let them get nukes . Is … is something pushing them up ? What the hell is going on in this picture ? And why does she not have nipples ? I think he just has deep character flaws ... if you read his other comments , he talks about being " happily married " and 26 years old in one post , but within 10 minutes later is in a " jailbait " picture thread , talking about how he wants to take a 15 year old girl out to dinner : " made before catalytic converters " - no " so it'll run good on regular gas " - I'm not ... thanks for reminding me we've been through this before , what you do is go out and buy a fisher and price farm toys that make noises when you pull the chord , then every time she goes to the fridge , you pull the chord and give her the big His wife's garden ? imagine how the house pig would feel Ryan is leading the pack right now as a candidate for King of the Trolls 1231 days on Reddit , and still trolled this easily ? Then again we have no idea what the girl looks like Yeah , talking about Linux still makes you a nerd in most people's eyes even though half the world's smartphones run it . That was supposed to be a * joke ? * 1UP mushroom into Zelda ? I awwed . Then I realized that you people were thinking of it as a pedo thing for some reason and I Why do you want to send our kids to prison ? no , I just didn't think it was funny . * tusk tusk tusk * I don't understand who is upvoting this post . The probability of this is practically zero . Congrats to the OP , but a big Well , granted I haven't been there in almost 15 years but it was full of kids my age at all hours of the day and night . Not exactly the best place to take a date ( unless she's one too Dicking around online for years and never getting really good at anything . Fuck man , I've already put like 4 Halo vids on my FB this week , people are going to think I'm addicted or something One time when we were taking a walk in a park , we see a little kid reading a sign . She says " awww I love kids , they're just like little people " . had ? What the hell did you do to her Citations ... Official Statement : I guess # 1 finished already . Came here to say this Looks fine , a tad busy in the wrist area ... wait , those glasses don't have lenses in them ... redditor for two months . clairvoyance AND heal You're from the Napanee area Fuck everything about the first comment ; your comment restored my faith in humanity . Directed by M . Shamalamadingdong . So in this analogy girls wear skimpy clothing so their friends have more room ? Yeah , well , she seems to think sparrows flying around a hospital are magic ... so , you know ... I heard a story from my mom ( she's a respiratory therapist ) that once she had a patient with a prolapsed uterus . Apparently it developed because she'd be lying on the floor of her bathroom in a diabetic coma for a few days ( at least ; her boyfriend couldn't remember Sure . That's not gay . Not even a little bit This is so funny on multiple levels and depressing on another , he died recently ( which is sad but not the sadness I speak of ) and the last movie he did was Alpha and Omega wtf is happening here ? That is why I ( and AFAIK most people ) build regardless of the end build ( except for those few who build her AD Third line from the end ... It was my first pedo-joke ... and I thought exactly this right after I posted it . Undercover in full uniform ? I feel your pain . Interestingly , once I got my CS degree , suddenly , they listen , even though I knew * everything * I use to fix their boxes before leaving HS ... Engineer turret in the back . Leaders ? Seriously ? Not till YOU said something You people watch too much pr0n No token black friend ? ...... New Zealand " journalism " at it's finest . What kind of idiotic caveman logic is that ? looks at name ... I think the real underlying tone here is , cheeZer hates black people and downvotes any Jamal he can find ! Expert reviews ... My dog has no problems expressing them when I pick her up A downvote for this ? Really ? He's even stomped on and raked up Maple Leaves . Isn't she 11 in the first book He wants to spam people . It's a shame he was poaching to feed his 2 year-old son and himself while they were in dire circumstances ... where was child services ? .. oh that made me feel worlds better .. How is " Drink it . " not the top post ? Oh right , b / c you moochers want it for yourselves . After reading your first comment I was like First I was like ummm ... that is NOT free ... My boyfriend's mom did something like this . His little brother missed the bus , so his mom drove him . She pulled out of the garage and scraped her car ( Mercades-Benz , silver ) against the side of his ( Buick Century , green ) . She freaked out , started crying and blamed him for not having left for the day yet , saying that he needed to pay to get her car repainted . A wall . How am I supposed to use this ? Albany , NY And encourages it to reveal women's breasts to make it seem like it's innocent . I leave them in there for the grammar Nazis . I'm glad you enjoyed the scene . Also here is a this is borderline " punch people into doors " man This asshole sign is * rapping * to me * * L * * iquid * * C * * rystal * * D * * isplay display First I was like Finally . I've been waiting years for someone to agree with me on this . Most people just give me the Wtf ? that's totally alright . So long as you're not fitting into girls skinny jeans i dont think there's any problem . Using your mouse with your fapping hand I am 50/50 , actually ! Haha . I haven't fully come out to EVERYONE yet , mostly because anytime I tell someone they just assume i'm being a whore , or it's a phase . They do not look amused in the least . Your Border Collie ( I assume ) is all Yeah I wonder where they got the idea of doing motion control based gaming and cute cartoon avatars . I was just going through an old " most offensive joke " thread on reddit and saw this joke Notch is too busy for sleep Except when it is . 30 - something is not old . Only on the internet can you show someone who has an amazing voice and they only talk about how hard they'd fuck her .... That is pretty much my exact bathroom . Even down to the tile and mirror thing above the sink ... Yeah , the Uni professors , either they have tenure and can just not give a shit XP is great . Maybe the Tanner Glass ... WTF ? ! Electricity ! ! ? God damn it , there go all my good plans ! Hertzog : slower at 5 minutes than defenders at 70 minutes . You bastard EVER ! I could never land that damned plane on the aircraft carrier ... I can only give you my personal / style opinion but I think they are too bulky in areas , especially around the bridge and the arms nearest to the lenses . I think this devolves it into looking more , like analshank ( fifth picture ... A friend of mine overheard kids in the bus describing Urban Terror as " Call of Duty for the computer . " I have to wait until november for a new phone , I have the original Mytouch 3G And now i recognize that dance It's called lip syncing -1,598 comment karma ... Autoplay video . I used to not be able to do that . Relatives made me that way . Why do I smell a BIG TROLL in this post ? Which head ... " There will probably be 350,000 , 000 people in America ... " Oh , hey , that wasn't too far off . " ... because Nicaragua , Mexico , and large chunks of South America will have joined the Union . " I have never heard of this but I guess it's a thing ? I'm disturbed You always said you could see them as a kid when we used to read magic eye books with dad I feel like people avoided me if they were aware of my story , because there was a sort of expectation that someone in my situation WOULD be prone to doing that . However , I'm a timelord , I don't use weapons Oh fuck you The thing that is more We need massive degaussing magnets to stop them now Those babies don't look Chilean to me . She extends her right arm out of the frame ... ? I just dont wanna fap to some vid , and it ending up to be a blood relative to me Ended up having a one night stand with a girl I friend-zoned when we went out drinking . The next morning , she is driving me back to my car and asks , " So what are we ? " Still drunk and incapable of thinking straight , I reply , " It is what it is ... " She gave me a Without a doubt - Ahha , someone spotted it . Not mine I might add He's only 17 ... Guh . I just realized the house is out of focus . No , are you a girl ? otherwise OP is a dork . ( V ) I don't approve of your username . Continue fapping Scan barcode , see paid version , well .. why is it fixed at the ground on every picture , where someone actually is riding it ? Suspicious trickery is suspicious . Damn , I was hoping there really was a r / blackoutdrunk cuz I don't remember shit from last night . I woke up on the kitchen floor dat font They put Al Bielek on there ? Redditor for 36 minutes 365 days ago I wasn't a convicted felon ... Come talk to me and my Special Edition Pokemon Yellow Gameboy . Or my custom Pokemon mugs I painted by hand but got ruined in the dishwasher :( . Mine had Gyrados and Rapidash . Made a Charizard and Alakazam one for my friend , which also sadly got ruined in the dishwasher . Stupid glaze lied to me . There are girls who actually like Pokemon . Not just Jigglypuff it's the smell of dust and mold . > I have a functional use of French . I understand it perfectly , but never had much of a chance to practice speaking . I went to France for a few months , and the French would speak English to me whenever I would try speaking French . i don't even want that for free Är du allvarlig ? Wow , undrar hur folk höll kontakten innan Facebook fanns Reddit : Where those who don't understand jokes are downvoted into oblivion Husband in the first picture : Ballard only played in Game 4 Only from Final Fantasy 7 Sugar ! ? Well , we're not native English speakers , she used a mild equivalent of fuck off , and I was trying to transfer it into English Disguised spies don't have their cover's hat ? 1 . Top post in / r / electronic music is " He's only 16 Wow . I shouldn't post when drunk . Nice independent claims with about a zillion limitations . " shaped like Alabama " ? Hello , comment from two days ago No way you retired AND have a body that fit . Twist off * ctrl shift del * After that " Then " photo Disapproving of the truth ? Welcome to reddit Why do they constantly carry a small scent of death with them at all times , WHY ? At a UU church ? do yourself a favor and attend a sermon one sunday . as a spiritual athiest , UU lessons were some of the most essential of my life in respecting fellow human life and belief . also , please don't perpetuate common prejudices with titles that put down all people of a given geographical region I got the end of a paragraph " Yeah , I never said he was . I said he was " a frontrunner " DEFINITE AND INDEFINITE ARTICLES MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE ? If this is his property he does not need to pay him anything , he can call the police . Oh right , we hate cops , lets pay the guy 20 dollars .. that will keep him away .. The children ... Serious business . During would imply that she's blowing somebody else while you kiss her ... Honestly , with the luck I've had in my previous comics , I figured that a little sexism would at least garner * some * attention . So far my highest rated comment was a basic problem ; your looking around to see whos staring at you and everyone else is doing the same . everyone is laughing and staring at each other . No , it happened the other way around . I never sat on that lounge suite again Try being a girl with a mushroom cut ... Yeah , my PS2 - emulator is 300gb 2 seconds ago ... I emailed this to my parents ten years ago . They believe I infected their computer with a virus to this day . Thanks to you , I can no longer sit back and enjoy life . I have to stand . How can you stand and enjoy life ? Drunk at work ? We don't talk about ME . Misread " Just askin " as " Just a * * skin * * " . In this thread : Someone with indirect and likely biased evidence and only a single side of the story prematurely jumps to conclusions , then presumes to criticise other people for prematurely jumping to different conclusions . This is not trolling . I deadlifted 410lbs 3x3 , that was fun . I benched 255lbs 3x8 and I started front squatting for the first time this week . Also , I ripped a callous So his daughters don't wear seat-belts ? I had no idea the Loch Ness Monster had to be researched and developed .... My mother made this for her cat . submitted by iclouddddd ... You don't want to see posts about cats hey ... * * wait what ? I CAN'T READ . This is the most accurate ( and pretty ) real-life depiction of " found this at my local sex shop " Yeah , I know that's fine . I already had it fixed when I replaced my muffler bearings . You want a Nintendo game ... on 360 or PS3 ... Funnily enough , those 2 are my favourite developers , what a strange coincidence Brewer is great when its not half underwater ... Double Phil Stone You don't know how hard I searched the internet to find out how you write it in english ( I'm german ) , didn't found anything They've also spawned colonies in some parts of London I noticed this after my boyfriend added some of my friends after my birthday get-together . I , for one , welcome our new social networking overlords . This isn't craigslist . You are fucking AMAZING at photoshop . Stop resubmitting Someone should overthrow him , or something . Pretty sure I didn't ^ well said . If i need to feed out a lot of slack in a hurry i just step towards the wall a bit . In 14 years I've never seen anything that would make me think belaying the " old " way is unsafe . There is no piece of equipment that makes up for experience and paying attention . not the right order At first I was all Damn . I was going to try it myself first before posting , but then realized I've already forgotten my new password - I tried fixing that online and then it said it was down for maintenance . I have recently realized that my karma is displayed on the first page of alienblue , now allowing me to tie it to my self worth more than ever before . For the people who care about status . average ? That's moronic . Switching hands maximizes utensil clinkage which is also against etiquette . Founding fathers , why you so insensible It's really true though , I've read this online from a number of experienced therapist types who hear this a lot at parties . It's the same with doctors too sort of ; outside of their practice if you ask them about that one part of your foot that's making a weird noise , you'll generally get a Surprised there is a yakima reddit but not a tc one the point everybody is trying to make is that flint isn't top 5 worst pub hero . it doesn't cause Can't tell if serious or trolling Spoiler in title not on their genitalia 7 years old ... How do you know I have a scar on my knee ? I was unaware that there was a basketball game going on until I went on facebook . the first two lines ? .... Yes , " the list " . ... as an FPS Yet you reddit on the job . Yeah , that did seem incongruous to the comment . I figured that Was expecting a race Same . I used to go two weeks or more , but that was in the days before it was SOP to make women's jeans with at least 2 % spandex . Happened to me yesterday . Was in a building in WMD , got hit by a few bullets so I moved aside . Somebody threw in a smoke grenade and it hit me , killing me . That has to be one of the worst deaths ever . > This isn't an atheist belief Cruncher fan ? Did you make this exact reply to both submissions of this link ? There's nothing surprising about buttseks . What is he doing to that baby ? There is if you're at a buffet . > However , I'm a timelord , I don't use weapons Where is your battlestation ? I stupidly thought the people would rise to the occasion , save Ned , and put Justice back in the land . There are children there . [ Women . Surely that doesn't apply to Joffery If you watched the game , they had bars full of fans all over Germany . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Well I pre-ordered Portal 2 on steam and got 10 % off , and just about a month after it was released it's 40 % off on amazon Installing their beta isn't messing with their software No , a lot of people here don't like hearing kids who never learned what an " inside voice " is . You never mentioned in person Nice guy , spiking the electricity bill for his employer . Ahh Communism , I'm glad we defeated them ... oh wait I think the real question we should be asking is how did OP find this out ? Read the post again I guess you missed something Great idea , but it turns out you have to rent to rate . That's not short , it's average . I'm about 162 cm . That's short An entire Tumblelog consisting of JPEGs of text . goddamn related video called " maggot in my head " .. Position of Ejaculation What if their chick said " I love your huge awesome wallet " in response ? slicing your own bread , making a sandwich for a woman ? I've seen " Out Of Job Yet ? Keep Buying Foreign ! " on a Honda ... Picture of text ... Are you kidding me ? You think Cuban fucks around with one dollar bills ? White sneakers at a cocktail bar ... False self depreciation = automatic downvote That took me way too long Drop the fruits , they aren't healthy , especially when consumed daily . Your iron skyrockets and if you are a male you can't menstruate ( duh ) so you can't get rid of that shit easily and it's quite toxic . Fructose is a killer , doesn't do your body any good . Also , Mac & Cheese and " i eat pretty good " do not belong in the same paragraph . Church tithing does not go into Romney's Campaign She also said she would " consult her commander-in-chief " , about ' don't ask , don't tell ' if she was president ... Answer the question about MS patents The pamphlet my lady doc gave me said the same thing , but I didn't have it done . I think they mention that as an FYI " we may need to do this " type thing . Besides , I'm sure you can be like " Do NOT put anything up my pooper Comic Sans When I was around 10 or 11 I asked my dad what he found most attractive in a woman . His answer was " the triangle between her legs . " It wasn't until I was much older that I understood what he meant . Classy thing to tell your daughter . I … think you looked better in the before picture . [ Book Spoiler ] ( / b " Why are there 18 downvotes on this ? Sorry , but this is my honest-to-God feeling about this concept : Oh , then none of us can downvote Clearly fake karma whore post is clearly fake . Maybe I should upvote ? I'd prefer tangled over broken Why do you want to know ? Never heard of bootcamp ? Really ? You're calling out his ethnicity rather than the fact that he's a fucking RAPIST ? * Really * ? He's 4-1 in the UFC with his only loss being to the current champ , and he's not even a gatekeeper ? your friend ? Can't tell if sarcasm ... Good job doing cool moves with the most OP champion of all time ( sorry I'm bitter about it This game looks interesting and different . But I couldn't help but make the 2:16 if anyone want to skip before you know it , they'll propose we're related to monkeys ... On his own word . He's the one telling us that hell exists , so that we'll * worship him * . Not like his has motive to lie or anything . It seems the US sends guns and receives drugs in exchange . Fair enough ... I've got a scar on the back of my hand . I got it from a clipboard . I caught a bit of the debate , while I didn't hear anything about firearms , I did learn who likes the iPhone and who likes the Blackberry . * Dear McDonalds , that is * * not * * small * How DARE you . pfft . Old man ? I'm 29 , stop making me feel older ... It is " I did what was necessary to secure the job " What was necessarily ? We crucified him Congratulations ! I'm home for the summer and my parents ( mostly my mom ) think I'm insane for trying keto . They've both got the all-fat-is-bad-eat-whole-grains-every-meal mentality , so it's been hard and I think they're actually TRYING to get me to break and pig out on carbs . I'm curious , if this is how it goes , how come there are homeless people .. They should just commit a crime and get sent to prison and they won't be homeless anymore . not to mention this is a memorial for a deceased person , it is basically the same as dancing on his grave . He said IdrA was " unstable mentally " ? Really ? > Soraka who is constantly silencing last hitting all your cs in bot lane ಠ_ಠ and leveling star call ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ So you just assume that people who make incestuous jokes on the internet are actually sex offenders ? What the fuck is wrong with you ? So you just assume that people on the internet are sincere in their remarks ? What the fuck is wrong with you ? As long as " diversity training " includes a 5 - knuckle attitude adjustment session , that is . No no you have to check how long the account has been active . Then , depending on the length of time , you say " redditor for * x time * As a sushi lover , If you couldn't tell I am speaking FOR modding and longevity of games , then I can't help you ... My boyfriend and I rented a movie from Redbox sometime last year , and I asked him to return it for me the next day . I found it in the back of his car last week . So they renovated the stairs for $ 875,000 in 2003 but nobody get to climb them . That's some bull tsk tsk . I went from upboating you and compliments to downboating and * this * Courtesy flushing > The preview feature in Kazaa / Bearshare / LimeWire made life worth living . Nothing pissed me off more than trying to get a video and then realizing the filename was false . * * PROTIP : * * Don't reddit at work WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE FAR BACK OF MY CLOSET So religious freedom = good if Jews want to cut off baby boys ' penis tips , but religious freedom = bad if Muslims ( or whoever ) want to nick baby girls ' clitorises ? Religious freedom = good for underage drinking of sacremental wine , but religious freedom = bad for peyote or cannabis rituals . Wow , you are over him aren't you . Wow , you are over him aren't you . Wow , you are over him aren't you . Wow , you are over him aren't you . Wow , you are over him aren't you . Wow , you are over him aren't you . Wow , you are over him aren't you . Wow , you are over him aren't you . i dunno man , they might start asking stupid questions if you say you're fucked * that * badly . a well timed I'm curious , if this is how it goes , how come there are homeless people .. They should just commit a crime and get sent to prison and they won't be homeless anymore . How do you know they are rare if they never get caught funny but , * Bush * Men these days . EDIT : Men every single day of their existence . God damnit I was trying to figure out why the hell you were leaning on a studded off-road snow tyre ... then finally noticed it was a keyboard How dare you . Honored to serve , sir There should be 10 cigarettes in that pack > Stop classifying her in absolutes , you sound like you aren't equipped to make a judgement call here . Status : Not Accepting Connections ... Step 1 : Don't get wasted when you are on meds . ... I live in Australia man ... and Perth of all cities , don't tell me about isolation . oh god ... you've ruined cheetos forever . Have an upvote . I'm curious , if this is how it goes , how come there are homeless people .. They should just commit a crime and get sent to prison and they won't be homeless anymore . I would be OK if the only comments removed were the ones that repeat back the punchline of the video you're in the middle of watching . But those comments get thumbs-upped to the top instead . People murdering babies isn't a * real * issue ! ? Like the movie ! Seriously though .. Cowboys ? in Star Wars ? Duke to BA ? Yeah , but dancing is * gay * / * for girls only * . / sarcasm The bacon is burnt and the hamburger is raw in the middle . So I paid $ 60 for the game new , and if I paid for all the $ 15 map packs , it would total to $ 105 . psh ... you went to Belgium ... and got that You could have warned me that I was about to watch a gif where someone got injured . Are you suggesting that my comment is invalid , or just implying that you are a cynical douche ? he even added legs and feet . oh the memories Male or female Oh , you evil , evil person ! This JUST happened to me yesterday . I was standing at the bus station and looking at reddit on my phone while waiting for the bus . I was also tired from hanging out with friends all day , but I was in a good mood , just not smiling . This random guy suddenly says , " Smile , sweetheart ! It can't be that bad ! " Autism ≠ Down Syndrome Well now I will Does it bother anyone else that they are breathing in a station with a big enough hole for a ship to land through ? In much the same way that Isis is not " metal " , right ? Not so fast , the bride has 6 fingers Swears by Ladder 15 ? Well i have to now Lucy : Why the f * ck can't you just carry me ? I mean , common , I just had surgery v * Hunter * . The Old Republic will only be available on Origin . Unless they are a man ... Took me a second . Then I wish I hadn't clicked . Yeah , I was just speaking to a christian colleague about that " Elisha " verse ( top ) , and he said the verse doesn't say God killed the 42 children . It just says that that man cursed , thus it was him who killed the children . So I shouldn't blame God for everything . I have no idea what you're talking about . The Matrix never got sequels . 28 years later there is a pervasive , unspoken , subtle culture of rudeness in this city that makes me want to plaster > prevent abuse of their bandwidth I know . Totally the cats fault so they should be deprived of meat completely . Hell , let's get rid of all carnivores ! " College " algebra shouldn't even be offered in college . Took that my junior year of high school and it was a joke . One of my friends is a sophomore in college now and she took it then . Some people ... ... or starting up in the background on bootup . I'm looking at you Adobe Reader . Because you touch yourself at night . I like how you jumped right into using faggot but you daintily avoided directly calling black people niggers . Jabba the Hutt - always sexy Sorry , but I expect more from my gender . Man , I haven't seen that picture since everytime I log onto Reddit ... Forget about it . The hard right Uber-government that just received a majority of the seats in Canada's Parliament will ensure this won't happen . Part of the Conservative mission is to erode women's and minority rights . Prisons and International Military bases have been deemed the urgent priorities . Too bad they didn't succeed Who do you think you are ? 12 year old me : Ya , srsly . Wat ? This is on the front page of / r / pics right now Yeah . That's it . Throw away account so we won't go and down vote his last submission further into oblivion . > I said RP and the state legislature ..... Huffington Post , in my kitty subreddit ? Why would you not want a license ? ? * * YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO PEOPLE THAT USE and yet over 5 billion own cell phones ? fuck that swooshing sound for the letters .. couldn't make it stopped watching I wonder if maybe I made him too buff You don't happen to be the IT manager at Flagstaff Medical Center , do you ? Because I was just there for a week and there was no imgur Norton .... I was 180 pounds . Was in a full B . Lost 50 pounds . End up in AA . It was a spongebob reference ... The Conservative party had the first elected women and first elected minority . Digital Distribution . Not digital download . I can't believe you were prescribed xanax to help sleep This is missing Flight of The Conchords From what I saw in Calc I and II , I haven't had any issues . I still have to wait until the third week of July for my results from the AP exam though . this confusion actually happened to me when DEXTER first came out . someone was like " i LOVE dexter ! do you watch it ? " and i was like " YEA ! that show's hilarious " and they were like " hilarious ? what ? are you talking about the same show ? " i'm like " yea , the one with dexter and his annoying sister " and they're like " yea ... but ... " And yet when I type ' hendrix ' in the search bar , there are no results . hangover 2 . there is gonna be a hangover 3 aswell I don't like what thats trying to say about me . You're crossing the sci-fi streams , bro . ... Her ? There is nothing racist about my last name > We should be leading the way , but we're going to be importing our tech / IP from China et al ... It was 100 degrees two weeks ago ... then it was 40 degrees last week good call on the apron . Cooking bacon naked can be painful Ghostbusters reference = third sci-fi stream yes serious redditor for two hours I always knew it .... Can we just call this a tentative conclusion ? ( bullshit ) You don't even need to be a healthy skeptic to point out the flaws in this analysis . Every single utterance that comes from a student at a university is not necessarily credible . " Differences in the studies prevented them from being anywhere near conclusive , but the student designed and carried out a study which bridged the gap , and found similar results . " <---- Tell me This is so a Carrot Top Joke ... I rushed to get the user name sc_joke_explainer_explainer to no avail . Too long I hope you're religious Hang on ... I've just rocked up at work and you're gonna make me do work ? You fascists ! Oh sweet zombie jesus on a pogo-stick - seriously ? How the hell did this get so many votes .. it's not even remotely funny . Or is it just me ? yea they hit 1k viewers , but no battery eating going on . Next time , do it . As an atheist , Greece ... THESE are his eyes ..... Or ... ctrl c / ctrl v someone else's ... like this one here .... Well at first I was apprehensive to say she was showing so much cleavage as to get a fuck ton of views , but after watching the video I can say with more certainty that's whats happening . " HURR DURR I'M A WOMYN SO I MUST SHOW TITS TO GET 1,000 , 000 VIEWS ! " The fuck is that ? I like how you put up CMD windows for the photo . RU a HAXOR ? ! ? > These days , my smartphone can send a text message anywhere on the planet . FALSE ! either are you " A community for one year " why is this buried so low in the comments guy that has nothing better to do than point out apple sticker At the onset of my anorexia ( I was 12 ) I remember going on pro-eating disorder websites . Many of them are shut down now , but I vividly remember reading ( and following ) insane tips such as taking ice-cold showers to " burn calories " ( because of course your body burns so many calories trying to heat itself up Not all of us are current students puts glasses where you would be , too ! his parents are DEAD . I came to work cycling under a torrent of water like if a fucking hurricane and tsunami had hit london , and it all cleared 5 minutes before reaching the office . I entered the office wet like a surfer under a summer shining sky . Normally , I give extra money to young girls who are homeless in hopes that it keeps them out of prostitution longer .... this one would throw me for a loop This was literally the top post two days ago I've got 2 controllers , the one I use is perfectly fine , the one that friends use looks like that Using adblock on TL ... My mom died of dysentery ... As a trekkie I must say thumbs up , as a chef ... Vegan cookies The sad fact is if you have an opinion ( albeit uninformed and unintelligent ) and an audience you're automatically a commentator . That is exactly how my dog Maximus is ... he is a pit mix , so it is understandable , but you can tell by the way he looks at you . Does the dog version of I'm sure you * one year old son * will be so disappointed . It also has the classy iPrice No , thanks ... My face when I read that part : dammit .. i dont know whether to downvote or upvote ... Um you might want to read the article past the mention of Arnie Gunderson . I'm no expert but even I can tell this is bad . It's had a certain aura since the beginning . Murphy is heavily at work here . I've typed this out before . More reactors more material close to the ocean . And a feckless lying ass government more worried about image than substance . Everything fine here move along . What in Sam's hell does a $ 4000 watermelon have to offer ? I'm ashamed that I already knew what comic you were referring to . I recently moved house , and I found 3 of these one for each of my old consoles , I was very hard pressed throwing them away , my girlfriend gave me this look : The title is misleading , describing a psychology rather than genetic drive . " These Amazonian nymphets simply don't know how to form a queue ! I see what you did there Well ( s ) he did say , and I quote , " nighteam is terrible too . they have retarded bots that only go as heavy or medic , and if a donor comes on , they literally rape the entire other team with game-breaking perks . I was once playing on their server by accident and got 41 headshots as a sniper before i realized it was all bots . Sarabi ... is that you ? why does this have so many upvotes ? " * Tell me I'm black . * .. For .. Science .. ? Would you turn me on in the process I first thought you were Gyarados How do you know that that kid isn't a smart kid as well ? Also anyone with a high IQ and good G . P . A can get their way paid through college EASILY . Making up excuses to hate the more confident , more fit , football star ... I liked the singleplayer . I'm surprised by how many videos this guy is in . This riot must be really small ... and wet . That's exactly what I just said . Grandma's face = Deleting someone because of a light comment like that ? I'd call that overreacting just a bit . you eat pizza with a fork ? really ? fake tasteless ? Legally wrong and morally wrong aren't the same thing . Bought the damn games . Can't get shit to work . Support helps nothing . Left you only option to buy another one . Will you take that option ? You need to experience how publishers fuck you personally . I have over 1000 games on Steam now and a few on GOG ( including Witcher 2 haha , sooo not a legitimate question . " LaMichael James and Dennis Dixon make for as formidable a backcourt as there is ... " You're telling me that hundreds of Japanese women have been using it wrong ? Why would you want him to transfer money to it ... I'm watching you MrProper Wouldn't that entail draining Ditto's bodily fluids ? Sort of . My parents divorced when I was 12 - if I have kids some day I'm not gonna put them through that at that age . Oddly relevant though since smoking is so common in the gay community . I just wasted 4 hours watching DigitalRev TV . Not one " Am I doing it right ? " comment . " Don't do that , my ex used to do that " Plump , but with a freakishly tiny waist thanks to corsets laced so tightly that the wearers often fainted . I really like the Then what was it Kinda looks like you're in a strip club ... ~ ~ What is OOMB ? ~ ~ ( Sorry I just figured out it's * old old michele bachmann * ) . What did she do anything to the gays ? My grandmother said it about my baby cousin Catcher " in the Raichu " has me slightly concerned formal logic vs informal reasoning .. I'm with you on that , but I , somehow , thought it was dinosaur that chew his plastic soldiers Safety engaged , also I'm a clapper says - 50 comments on reddit I would They had a solar panel demo booth at Costco with a sign encouraging customers to " Plug your phone in and charge it with solar power today ! " and they had a bunch of charging cables attached to a solar panel . Shining on the panel was a big lamp that was plugged into the building's AC outlet " We ? " He's just trying to be political You go back to bacon right now . The Sun doesn't have gravity . You want your soda to taste like pepper ? " 8 Mile " Shit changed from " good " to " successful " two comments ago . You're a 17 year old named * AnusAnus * talking openly about her vag on reddit . I already feel dirty enough for reading what you wrote ... I'm not sure winkfaces can even upgrade that . Mitch Hedberg is * * dead * * . Dat mouth ... Mass effect is not a game that was made for kids More like 17 days ... This makes me so sad , I work at McDonald's in the UK , our current promotion is Kung Fu Panda 2 and the next one is Smurfs . Slut shaming . Alas , I no longer work in the high stress , low caring work of tech support and have moved on to the loving world of answering calls for the DMV Now this link will never turn purple Saw a young girl in her school uniform the other day , she was probably around twelve or thirteen . The skirt was rolled up until it was flashing the underside of her buttocks as she walked . Worst of all , there was a slit up the back of the skirt . Like , right in the middle . The almost 2x1 comment to karma ratio . Seemed like people were being stingy with their upvotes . You_Mean_Fewer showed me why downvote for a misleading title His wheelchair has rockets and hovers . We need MORE armor choices , not fewer . Why can't you just link straight to the source ? Wait , you're complaining that a stereotype isn't factually correct ? You're … accusing me of lying about my age and fandom ? you were just a kid when the strokes were breaking out . Traveling to Italy in about a month . My instructor explicitly warned us about you guys for this reason . And Dumbledore ! Not once did I say I bought it for WoW . I use that machine for work , but obviously it can play video games . From the title i thought you burned the cat ... sounds like the LCD you've been using isn't very up to par Good to know that the car will start anyways if thieves decide to remove the onstar kit Huh well TIL ... It's still weird to me though . Why would someone fantasize about being raped ? I can get the domination aspect but actual rape ? " babysitting on " . picture of text How can anyone even watch that low-res crap ? Could they make it any smaller ? Seems like all the free video on the internet is like that . Somebody posted something yesterday and the video was thumbnail sized . Woohoo ! > I always thought adults got mature when I was younger but I still feel like we're all secretly kids pretending to be mature Miles ' Summertime ? I can only assume you found the trap because you intended to eat * more * of Nate's poptarts . OCD is not an adjective * * It's stupid when they do this on tests . If someone is capable of doing the test they have just been given I think they can figure out what a blank page is . some were laughing .. some were like same here . I had a few beers with dinner , watched some tv , then laid in bed . around 8 , my buddy calls and I tell him that im gonna call it an early night . he replies " its 8 o ' clock on a friday " . I can feel the Tax dollars put to good use Shouldn't you have been at work , probably ! M72 LAW ? I was expecting lame plot , but what I got was lame Zombieland plot . CARTOONS ARE NOT JUST FOR CHILDREN Your father will not be proud . Er ... that wasn't meant as a universal statement about dogs . I don't even own a dog . I was speaking in regards to the general perception of dogs in Indian culture . Thought it would ... have ... been .... obvious ... given the context ... of the conversation ... ( backs away slowly with a concerned look of I'm not wearing any shoes , those are my feet . " so i ran 1.5 miles on the first day " Funny , for years now I have explained girls the same way . The more you ignore a cat , the more it tends to walk over and rub it's face against you , whine , etc . But the moment you try to beckon it or pet it , they tend to leave and want nothing to do with you . This is the case in a lot of small-town America ; fat has become the norm so thin people , who would be considered normal in the rest of the world ( or most major US cities ) , seem " too thin " just because of the contrast to all the overweight people . Not sure if serious , or making fun of me ... > Not sure if serious , or making fun of me ... This actually happens . They certainly have not adopted the one child policy . * By everyone , you mean Mexicans right ? No one gets extradited to Australia No , this guy is bitching about finding stuff * other than * rage comics . My legal system ? I came here to ask the same thing Win ? Man , am I glad I don't live where you live . In my neighborhood , people would probably just go " umh ... ok I took my gf to meet my family for Thanksgiving . My mother proceeds to tell me that it's immoral for the gf to sleep in my room . The kicker ? Mom was having an affair with married man . She not only didn't try to keep it a secret but bragged about it . You feed your cat toaster strudels ? I don't think my father , the inventor of the toaster strudel , would be too happy about that . I did . How was Granny looking toward her later years ? Your gf will look like that one day . This is not the time to be laughing Apparently , aside from your username , the fact that you're a girl seems to be a well kept secret in this thread I am ... Submitted 20 minutes ago . Pedophilia incest pic . What a way to start the morning . I imagine myself sometimes as a war photographer ... and then of course I wake up ... safe and sound in my bed dripping in sweat . A male seahorse . Sir , let me just say that Sure it isn't East Philly is the Delaware River . It's a first person shooter . Care to explain the How do you not mention Adventure Time ? Yeah , it's weird because I've always tried to be completely different than him , but in a lot of ways I am exactly like him . sneaky background elements Cabbie was driving me home . While riding , he launches into a random conversation about a girlfriend he used to have that wouldn't let him have sex with her , only " feel her up " and " touch her boobies . " Then he asked me why all girls are this way Not a clown car . looks at name get the fuck out Is that fucking Padma Lakshmi from the foood network ? i'm not sure i understand the end ... Herein lies our problem . He basically says that the AR is almost worse than nothing , and that it's best to avoid select fire weapons on the grounds that you'll needlessly burn all your ammo on full auto . We don't mention him She looks like she's 13 . Netflix is down . Meanwhile , LulzSec links to free tv websites on their Twitter . I'm not one to point fingers , but my mine's pointing that way Thank god you guys arent Mojang . I though Mojang was always fucking around . Wait , they are I dont find this funny . Your Grandpa is going to run into a school bus at 20 mph and probably make someone fall out of their seat ... if you need a reminder like that you need to get back out of the car .... mr_pterodactyl keeps women in duffel bags Sounds to me like a bunch of 90 ' s babies shitting on a classic . I think you have Reddit confused for Facebook I would want to strangle that doctor the minute I realized my clitoris was demolished ... My eyes * can * see in HDR . link fail fail fail Usually google gives results based on what you type in ... just curious here ... how may times have you asked a question about a sexual problem that these are your results ... As much as I love the SDM and not saying " No " to Panda , I cannot forgive the implications presented by Suwako's hat I'll agree that they're detached from reality , but here's something to mull over : they consistently outpreform the dem's and any others in framing every argument their way ( death panels , birthers , ' bailouts ' and ' debt ' built by Bush but it's Obama's problem , etc . , ) - how fucked up is it that the majority of Americans want the deception , the obvious shill , the dogma ... ... As said by an " Unwashed_Vagina " > It's actually not too easy to check if a picture post is a repost the fuck ? who let you on here ? and still 1400 upvotes I don't know if I agree with people Was about to be all According to the forums , they supposedly forgot the password to the account . Nor a career path . Came here to say this too . Many she's never played golf before ... EVER Unfortunately there's not much left of him to be walking around these days I fucking hate you now THIS . I work in customer service , and ALL I DO is answer emails . That's it . That shit could be done from the comfort of my bed , but noooo I have to come in AND bring my own laptop because " I might have questions . " When I told the supervisor that we could just email questions , she told me that wouldn't work Drink driving Totally . I can see it now . They poured a Monster drink onto the floor , found a dead mouse , and slapped it into the middle of the biggest puddle on the floor ... Um , storm winds blew the garbage out of the garbage cans . Is that really hard to believe ? Really ? Lucky , my mom never assisted me with my porn viewing habbits and needs . Wait ... Upvoted not because I think this is awesome , but because I want to see this discussed . Still not sure if any good could come of this , given their recent history ... HOW THE HELL DID YOU POST THIS THREAD SO FAST ? We men hear what you're thinking all the time , and you don't see us running around screaming Yeah . Back to Australia where the weather trying to kill you is the least of your worries . > Also , fuck you Lannister ! Leave us Alice That's not from your head . Chin strap > Then why the on earth do you build your houses out of ply-wood ? * Cough * Maybe a little ... I didn't want anyone to get upset over it , but I was hoping for at least a few people to try and debate me about it . My sister's boyfriend is an extremely outspoken Christian and loves to debate with people , yet even he said nothing Okay , it's already been established that he didn't say this wat ..... You mean : Lust , Flesh , Fuck . N-am putut sa ma uit mai departe de faza cu 23.000 = 1 % din 23.000 . 000 ... But back then , if I was in the " getting " some stage , I wouldn't even bother with a graph , because I was getting some . ..... In HS , I wasn't getting any . Everyone will hate me for this , but I thought Serenity was a shit movie . Firefly , the series , was excellent . But when I saw the movie , I was all " across the Thames to South London " I'm reporting this , even though you're trying to help . You just posted 62,000 people's personal information . That reminds me , when I bought the drive at radioshack , they had sizes up to a gigabyte ... they only had a 512 in stock , and it was $ 200 lol'd hard , but " likes to smell my shirts " ... those are clearly boxers . I'll let you slide with an upvote this time . The last penis is resting over my country - Venezuela - No one ! They all seem to be loonies at this point I second that ... Username + pic = So , the eviction notice does less damage than the fists , even though the eviction notice has metal spikes ? This worries me I'm afraid she already had too many pies Competition ? Oh , it's on buddyboy ahhh ! i posted a nice long reply to this and it got deleted fucking sexist cant tell if trolling , or making a genuine statement . Hahahaha touch é crush , fool , kiss . Then for good measure I decided to look for two more : feel , stalker . That's still not really SFW , I now have to fire myself from my non existent job oh no the end of the world is upon us ... You're telling me that an estimated 80 % of the adult population of the United States is infected with HSV - 2 without citing some kind of source ? Console gameplay for a RTS Don't get me started on Rancid . I was just about to say .... 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I had a huge write up explaining this ... Where did it go ! Yeah , just like horses are the original mode of transportation , always will be , there for , they are better than cars . Yet the unemployment rate in Michigan is one of the highest in the country He stalks my reddit account and reads everything I write From a native Chicagoan : You guys all know that Forever a girl My mom won't buy them for me because she said that demons came out of them . That " le " really made the comic just absolutely hilarious . That's because the rule isn't true . So are you gonna switch it up now ? Does it feel weird as fuck cause I tried your method and I had a lot of Complaint is filed over a report concluding that the Harper government misinformed Parliament and may have acted illegally . Thankfully , Baird cleared up that it was just a " public relations stunt . " apparently you can not like that in my country ... This is askwomen ... Nice try , Saul of Tarsus ! Over exaggerating . At least he didn't walk in the room with a raging boner asking to join in the fun . you sir get an upvote for sarcasm , nostalgia , and for exposing everyones dark secret of liking sandstorm ..... People who speed up when I turn on my turn signal . My favorite part was when it ended ... He killed a few million sperms ? Yeah , the medic system in Bad Company 2 ruined it for me . And feel free to down vote me more just because you disagree with my opinon . My 12 year old sister does this . " Hey , this guy looks neat ! " vs " Did that guy just one hit me through a wall with a shotgun ? * Supporting * Actor ? Lol , I was about to say ... a furry that works in a shelter ? Nah , the only rude person here is the guy that keeps downvoting everything in this thread . led me on , broke it off with me to get back with his ex ( who cheated on him in the past ) , claimed he was confused and wanted to try it again , dated for a couple weeks then broke up with me to get back with his ex again . I read your wikipedia profile . You are a gaming nerd . Don't pretend you don't know algebra . I just did this and he got a better score than I did ... I found something similar playing Alice in PC , in the doll head minigame when you shoot the cannon it asks you to press " X " ( and shoots when you press spacebar ) TIL I've been confusing Weiner with Boehner . This thumbnail is very misleading So overreacting suburban mother risks her life to try and prevent a bunch of teenagers from stealing beer ? I never said you'd understand god when you're older . I don't believe in god , for crying out loud ! I was referring to the fact that you are an asshole about not believing in him , and you don't seem to get the concept of " being the bigger person " , which is childish . Hence the JOKE . Thank you ! Maybe these blood sugar guidelines are just given to us preggos with GD ? But they have been increasing my insulin relentlessly , trying to get my fasts UNDER 5.3 in the mornings ! I also have to be under 7.8 one hour after eating , and under 6.7 two hours after eating , or I get Dude , they all play crap music Yeah , my friend brought over Borat , and we watched it with my dad . I'm on to you . They both have really nice smiles . I knew exactly what this pic would look like before I clicked . Jesus christ man . I didn't laugh at anything until this . I played a shaman for 5 minutes to see if i liked it . Saw Frost Shock and thought they would get more frost moves ... and I thought id be good at dps . I was wrong on both accounts Ridiculous ! At least 25 people will make a pun out of the original post ! Go ? I get this from family all the time . you * * NEED * * meat my name is Ryan yeah AMA , we really like AMAs , heck we are so desperate that we even like the fake ones i read the title as : " Absolutely horrifying effects of Russian * dog * Krokodil . ( NSFW ! ) " expecting russians abusing a dog ... it turned out better ? Nancy Drew Revolutions ? ! 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My thought was Boneless wings are ( should be ) chicken wings that have had the bone removed before being bathed in batter and delicious , delicious sauces . Chicken nuggets are leftover parts of the chicken that have been pressed into a nugget shape and fried . It's all about the quality of the meat ... though I'm sure there are places that use " boneless wings " as a marketing trick to unload some nuggets Why oh why didn't I check the comments * before * I read the article ? Youtube , is that you ? they better include the middle of nowhere Missouri I thought you were going to say you picked up smite for dragon and barons but now that I read you're description Where did you find this , is this a joke ? This has to be a joke ? ? Oh no ... Is that lady gaga on your shirt ? Yup . That definitely explains why the condoms keep disappearing out of my girlfriends sock drawer ... I also got raped . Well played good sir In here , it's called downvoting . I once thought " You know what , random players get a lot of shit about people saying they only cheese , I won't judge this guy " , then he ling drone all-ined me , I'm not making that mistake again you cheesy bastards Mother fuckers don't know their own book . Did this occur in Hartford , CT by any chance ? I have heard of a female " poop bandit " too ... small world Yeah , in fact , " High " is the lowest setting in Crysis 2 . your roomate grins when he sleeps We're upvoting copy-paste spam bots now ? * * Why wont you take a seat right there . Protip : Don't read the comments Although , being a conduit of electromagnetism could have awful consequences ... I'm pretty sure you would screw with any and all electronics ... And if you ever went ballistic or exerted too much power ( a la Jean Grey / Phoenix ) you might possibly mess up the poles . Or dismantle everything around you at the atomic level . How would you know Whoa . I just checked out the Griffiths . 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My parents were telling me ice falls from the sky and the kids play in it and build forts and such . I was like " 1024 votes It could be called the U . S . S . [ ] ( / b35 ) Why are folded wings so damn difficult ? Is this for a very strange fetish ? My response to the original post ( it ) er : Fair enough . I sometimes imagine that I can stare down my uterus if she ever gets any ideas . That's right , Matilda . You know which doctor we're going to if you misbehave . He wasn't talking to you It's one thing to be a prude when you're in high school , but she doesn't have to be a ballbusting bitch about it . You've been counter-trolled . It's funny because it's true . there was a great one in an old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game Well , a lot of Redditors take " like a boss " in an un-ironic sense . In many rage comics , Redditors aren't quoting the song when they use the phrase , they're actually trying to compliment and embolden the activity they're describing . In this particular rage comic , he decided to use the " determined " rage face in the first panel because he believes that exchanging currency for material goods is a task that he accomplished in a " boss " - ly manner . I disagreed and voiced my There's a nice statue of him in front of the main building on our campus ( University of Surrey ) . He keeps winking at me when I walk by though That appears to be a child's hand . The vomit coming out of his mouth didn't even look masticated . Was he swallowing the food whole ? So gross , but this is why I pop the 100 calorie packs of popcorn and smuggle them into the theater in my purse . You get a reasonable cup and a half of popcorn , it's not drenched in butter and salt , and I don't have to pay a ton for a bucket of popcorn that shouldn't eat . Movie theaters , I am disappoint I laughed at first , but then my laughter turned into slow , quiet weeping as I was sure Lockhart was going to come out of that picture and eat my heart with those massive chompers . Puberty at 8 ? ? ? As a non-sociopath ... well , yes . What the hell ? Who the fuck puts extra shit into peanut butter ? > but they cut their pizza in squares my boss called me after smoking le fatty and i hid my stash for some reason . never found it . . [ 10 ] I've had multiple occasions of stumbling across my dads porn , both in digital and hard copy ( hard .. copy ... * I went downstairs late at night when I was meant to be asleep to collect something I printed out . His porn was paused on the computer I don't know if I should upvote it for the joking aspect of it , leave it , or downvote for the racist aspect . I just glanced at your profile . You are anything but normal . I guess people don't give a shit whether lulzsec has their password Clever boy . What , you expected crows in a bat storm ? They're also from a scene in Winterfell , not this one I think iriemonster is trying to communicate with us ... but ... I just don't know Our bike lanes consist of a sign on the side of random roads - many of which are the worst route to take . You're right . I actually sold my last gun to buy a different gun . I'm at a neutral gun acquisition rate . Tricked into launching Acrobat reader . Butterflies are not monsters My favorite use of " random " Finnish is at the science museum in Glasgow . They have a sign with names of colors in " wrong colors " , like " red " is written in blue . The point being that it's really difficult to say out loud the color the words are written in , because you mix it with the " helpful " text . To make it easier , there's another sign with the names of colors ... in Finnish . > A good rule to go by : keep blades away from your baby's _genitals_ > A good rule to go by : keep blades away from your baby's _genitals_ Comment with most upvotes in Youtube link talks about moving to Denmark , when the movie is from the Netherlands Applies to NSFL links as well > A good rule to go by : keep blades away from ~ ~ your baby's ~ ~ genitals I used to say this some time ago A narcissistic Dane , how rare . Started my nofap regime the day before yesterday . This morning I woke up to my hand on my boner . I am browsing Reddit , where do you think I am at ? The statistics suggest that they mostly only kill members of their own race . How racist . Not everyone can go to Mexico and have real Mexican ... obviously it's better there . The grass is always greener ... Yeah , if I were killing people with gas I'd totally document it , so I can see why it totally makes sense to completely believe the documented use of zyklon-b . I guess the ex-mrs got your Steam account in the settlement then ... What the fuck ? And if a woman isn't interested in trying it , then back the fuck up off her . What if I heard that peeing on your chest could be pleasurable for us both but it was something that only didn't interest you , but made you incredibly uncomfortable and grossed out ? Let me guess , it wouldn't be the same , guys A local grocery store does that to almost all of their signs ... Maybe by the next exchange the Canada Post lockout will be over and my fellow Canucks and I will have received our Arbitrary Day packages . aperson will probably show up with his And now I have to get Chipotle for lunch . THANKS They don't poor college student with a mac book pro , and willing to take out another loan Yes , that was the reference , thank you . Cougars are the ninjas of the wild west . I was doing the American Eats side mission and was just about to finish it when a cougar came out of no where and killed the guy Never have I backed slowly away from a computer screen but today I did with a My college was extremely expensive but also has one of the top return on investment . I , however , have yet to benefit from this Yea he clearly deserved to be doused in boiling water Lately I read them like this : This is a silly post , Dude , I can see bacteria on your skin Noticed bad colour masking around the fingers , no longer fappable At restaurants , yes . At a coffeeshop , drink it black or expect Damn , my secret is out . Some asshole lacks a sense of humor & downvoted you after I upvoted you Time for your friend to wash his hand Random story : I saw a guy do this once . I laughed . He turned his head and When Twilight wrote about the moral she learned I was all : A PSP 1000 ? All of you who took the time to upvote the repeated comment ... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That's not even funny R for Removal is # 2 on your pick order after the bombos . Someone once told me that , once you have more than 10 or 11 removal spells , you just auto-win every game . ( This isn't quite true , sometimes you play the mirror and they win because they drafted a Zenith and cannot mill They also have a division of Bloods last I heard . They also have a division of Bloods last I heard . What's wrong with him ? All he did was show it was a repost from 2 months ago Imagine Sasha Grey subtitles . Have you ever been to * The Villages * ... " Hey , 1027 new visits today ! All from reddit.com ... and pole is up 1027 votes for no afterlife . I'm from Brazil too , and I totally agree with you , I hate when they keep screaming " BRBRBR " all the times . Damn . First date with a guy a few weeks ago right after I moved to NYC . He showed up strung out on heroin . After giving him a stern Oh my bad . There have been 6 total posts about it in the history of reddit ... " plus : automatic unlocking device " after that he said : " I hope there aren't any Romanian viewers " . There were . jpg ? 3 people like this . Trixie in Twilight's library ? I don't get it . I'm 6 foot 5 and I weigh 220 pounds . Although I do no sorts of sports at all , I look like " that tall son of a bitch you wouldn't wanna mess with " . I can also eat pretty much anything without gaining more weight . I also have a cool beard that I get most complimented on by other guys come to daddy ! As a Finn I recent that . My native language happens to be beautiful . In and Out of Love Ha ! It's like if the guys were girls ... I cant believe I actually remember comments ... You have not turned off that ridiculous RAM eating window transparency effect X58 and LGA 1136 What the hell is the kid doing at a fucking-theater anyway ? Thank you ... I clicked the link and saw the drawing and thought to myself ... it's SIDT ... clicked back , looked at username ... that's not SIDT ! Oh and look they didn't even credit him ... Redditor for 1 hour . You got lost at Caprice didnt you because if you got lost at venue That dad looks like my dad . Hahaha , on that , briguy 57 , I think we can agree . I sadly can't source this , but I recall an interview with him when he was running for Etobicoke-Lakeshore in which he was asked if he thought that not living in the riding would be a detriment to his campaign and / or his effective representation of folks in the riding . He replied that he didn't think so ; this was hardly city council . You mean you're running a developer preview and failed to inform us of that in your question ? Everybody on a diet will identify with the * reads username * dildos don't cum There doesn't appear to be a forever alone face Why wait ? I probably see you every time I drive from Philly to Pittsburgh That's not how consent works . I see what you did there . Black people in opposition of gay rights get a serious Funny , that sign doesn't read FREE advertising ... You got that off the top comments on youtube Brilliant . That will make you stand out for sure Still younger ? Did your parents say you could be on the internet ? I knew it . Here come the dead baby jokes , People who call themselves geeks / nerds who don't know about reddit . At the risk of being * that guy * ..... the man's Chinese . TIL that Says the dude with a Wheel of Time fan username . WHY HELLO MR . KETTLE > It would be nice if someone would confess here in the U . S . as well . You know who I'm talking about . Boring , Again . I thought this subreddit would be a little better Apparently nothing changes on this subreddit Me too . I also learned that this kid is so good I can't help but think he is not singing that for real , but it seems he is . Wish I could sing like that ... How long have you been sitting on this information ? and Chrome ! ( which is what i use it for when i'm fapping . ) They feel safer in my pocket with my keys . Not a big deal , just surprised they don't sell them individually . \ * * Glances at username * \ * shouldn't you have known that info due to your username ? Only when it's not scratched into a tree > You're telling me a deal breaker is the way she poses for photographs , and Nickelback ? Excuse me sir , I have 1G ram Oh I see now it's an adjective . A really It's pretty lame that BBC America doesn't have the same scheduling . The boards in the way Internet Explorer But , but , but , my bedtime is at 10:30 . Lovin ' Lamb ? Not if they're backed up against a wall like most campers We have them on Long Island for $ 300,000+ , but Realtors call them " homes " here Thanks Philip Clarke Keeping it classy , DC . Trash compactors . Welshie here and bloody hell .. I have just got home ! The trains were a nightmare . I left Trollers flat at 9am , it's just after 4pm now , I worked it out as just under 31 M . P . H . You guys were never there . I am dissapoint . more like a " Tell the dude on the left that Scott Pilgrim takes place in Toronto , not New York Better get a cherry . I noticed you weren't there ... Oh . Well , in that case , ~ ~ That is exactly how it went , how did you know ? I've been thinking of stealing that You're always exceeding the speed limit . What does this have to do with Anarchism " UFO Mothership " WTF ! ! ! Was that * * * Water * * * I saw in the bearded man's glass ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! Then No , you're doing Wrong ! Placing the door inside-out 2,85 for a cone of ice cream scoops ? Username relevant I'm not one for lying just because I think I can get away with it . ಠ_ಠ * * it is * * ಠ_ಠ * * it is * * You're all freaks of nature . I refuse to accept that ... * banana who * but you just ... It's gone . It was at 2 pm Her * name * is Chandella . Hope I'm not sitting next to that guy on the ride home . GERALD ? ! Can I have karma too ? I'll let the you guys decide You made me spend the past 15 minutes trying to fix my post only to confirm my reddit formatting ineptitude . Not cool . [ 9 ] Scum bag cop makes $ 80k a year and has to steal an ipad . I guess they need to be paid more I'm a bit bitter about the ' taller women ' bit . Are those selvage overalls ? They're not keeping their eyes on the road though . Or you're just scared to tell us what you're into . I'm just gonna say it . Who the fuck names their kid American ? What , the fact that we won't be able to talk to one another ? they are judging me 8 orbitals , build only marines . Probably the best idea I've seen so far . I don't know why I watched all of that . Honestly I don't know why I didn't just turn it off . I should of known better with the ALL CAPS TITLE . What's wrong with that ? I've never seen * this * done before I'm curious as to why , every redditor username I've clicked on was created less than 20 days ago gaaah , those fingernails Posted 6 hours ago , and cake still present . This is an even eviler comment . Don't do that Hello , spoilers . Meetups always take place when I'm out of town ! off of where Wasn't going to downvote , then read username . One of my classmate was fanning herself with a thick stack of $ 100 notes that probably consisted of about 30-50 notes . She says that her parents run an oil company and she gets $ 5k worth of pocket money every month . No top hats ? And now I'm in love ... Look at what you've done Are you going to eat that mini-basketball ? Judging by the games he played , I think he builds them to watch them die > why do men have lower standards than women ? Fuck that is an expensive O 2 minutes ago I spend 8 hours a day at a library erasing pencil marks from books . No , not alright Nice try , Crowdsourcing Site CEO ... Apparently you can't even be bothered to upvote my comments . SO ಠ_ಠ NT scripture getting downvoted on * r / christianity * ? The saddest thing is that every reply to this thread has left the comment in my inbox , again . I wish my father knew how to do it . I've learn more than I care to about his private matters Something similar happened to me . Once in college I was hanging out with a group of people , most of which I knew pretty well and a few of which I didn't know at all . There was this one dude who just wouldn't shut up , kept interrupting people , and was generally super obnoxious . After a while my friends and I peeled away and I was all , " MAN I HATED THAT REALLY ANNOYING GUY ! " Response : " That's good Now I do . I checked anyway . somehow your comment is very appropriate because you're a drug user . I don't know , I'm a B cup Date of article , Feb 2006 AND redditor for sixth months AND second submission Sometimes I'm afraid of agreeing with Republicans in this subreddit because of posts like these We also have enough crack cocaine to fill the lungs of every American for the next 9000 years . Whats your point ? Zelda , huh ? picture of text > ... and mainstream rappers have decided to basically only feature themselves in pop songs ( Ludacris featured in " BABY " ? ? Hamburgers were first invented in Hamburg , Germany . Hence the name . That only works on reddit . My leftover Chinese food . I didn't go because a ) I spent all day at Taste and was absolutely stuffed to the brim and exhausted from walking around all day , b ) concerts give me the absolute worst headaches and c ) I'm always the only underage person to get carded at that house when I try to go to their parties . For a pretty big Phillies phan I am surprised she didn't notice that you spelled his last name Hamils rather than Hamels This is way worse than the above picture . If you've met every cop out there there is probably reason for their bias " 1 hour ago " I was on OKcupid ( don't mock me , my brother convinced me to do it after a break up and I haven't touched it since cause people on it are creepy . ) and I found a girl who was really quite cool . We talked for a bit , and the conversation eventually got to ninjas as all conversations are wont to do . Anyway , long story short I said they were awesome and she said the concept of them was cool except that they were generally asian . And I was like wut What sort of sorcery is this ? Trade confirmed by sowhat 5828 , although iiMambaa left his postage trash in the game case . No one expects to be downvoted to oblivion when they say that This is serious research . Don't waste my time with frivolous anecdotes . You have to pay to look at them Thanks . Next time try not being a dick . Are you the same person you were 10 years ago ? ENOUGH you are using the yogbox , it adds Israphel . BIG DEAL " I can't go to jail , I'm only a teenager ! " This should be funny , but all I see is cat anus . You people are the reason why pee gets on the seat in public bathrooms God damn , some people are desperate for attention . I dyed my hair hot pink and shit too – when I was 13/14 . yup , maybe they should help FARC smuggle all his cocaine too Or when they bark , it like pops out and in . ew . it is , but me no getting my social security check is too I touched Billo's Facebook page thats crazy ! ... so crazy it just might work You know what else is crazy ? My boyfriend and I are also metalheads The funny thing is that PC Master Race thing started as a troll by multiplat gamers to fuel PC fanboys and make them look like retards . They not only bought the bait but made it a badge of pride 4 months ? Not a christian but was just informed by my Mother that I have another birthday coming up in July . Something about going by the Chinese calender . 9 PM equals 4 AM in my time zone . That was my first thought . I used to work at the Austin Campus and noticed certain people parking at the front like this ... I looked at this and thought , " What's wrong ? They look very happy and supportive of their mother ! I see no need for Come hither , oh rainbow goddess and let us make sweet love so that the mere mortals may one day speak about your hair in their legends and mythologies . how did you put a geforce 5 series in a pentium II ? Laugh track ? Vagina ... its not a clown car An image of a video of an image of text . Thank you for the kind words . Great SN , btw.The similarities between the reason behind Slutwalk and this bullcrap haven't escaped me either . :) The same old banal game of blaming the victim for something they had no control over . I've been walking my dog there for 5 years , day and night and have never had anything like this happen before . I just don't want some other unfortunate person to get shot or robbed . Way to keep it classy , r / seattle , like a scumbag . Nice try Eddie Murphy . You can't pin Pluto Nash on someone else ! Says the guy staring at her through a sniper scope . I guess women aren't people ... TIL that if you live in the middle of nowhere and you're gay and actually have preferences as to what you like , you're picky . Dungeon Siege 3 more of a JRPG ? Say hi to your mother for me ... Love the face ಠ_ಠ its people like you that we can't have intelligent conversations on Reddit . I thought the same exact thing with Mr . IceBlueEyes and you had make fun of him because he said something smart perhaps i dont belong here is that weezy ? Yeah , self improvement sucks . redditor for 9 hours Friend is gross Gary Payton on the Zombies Not available in my country You should feel awful The squid says a game within a game ? Gameception 2nd link is a dude ..... EDIT : ....... Lot's of good stuff in there but I'm really hoping they end up allowing better customization of the phone's themes . It's clear they put a lot of work into many features that users may or may not use . Yet , something as simple as the color scheme is a feature that affects the experience of * * every * * user . To be limited to 10 tile colors and 2 background colors is silly to say the least . Even windows 3.0 let you pick from 16 colors . To be fair , you can break down the privacy in Facebook . It's just not very simple . Twitter on the other hand … Thanks ; I don't know why , but every one of the posts I've made recently has been a self post , the link never works Try drinking less I hate it when they do that . Toy Story 3 was a great movie , it had a very conclusive ending , Andy left , it was just * The end * to make a buck . Riddle does not have a unique non-trivial solution . Wow HUGE news . Oh , yeah , because extra-grippy fingertips in wet conditions are totally selected for in primates . So many young primates must have died before passing on their genes because of insufficient grippiness . For fuck's sake , evolutionary biologists and their just-so stories . That's probably because you only played 3 hours into it . I'll bet you didn't leave the citadel did you ? You need to zoom first Install Silverlight ? i think not MSNBC . noticed the devilish stare of the child in the back first ... Fair point , and maybe these women I dated were really lesbians ... but were they before , or did I drive them to it ? Yes because passing off those who died for the sake of humanity is not all that important . I think its " Damnit Jim " are people seriously still playing mass effect > Yes you can use Rupture on Annie and knock her up . My favorite player of all time . But a coach ? Doesn't that involve communication ? Bergkamp ? Communication ? I thought it had an overly hard-boiled tone for a young kids movie , parody or not . I was surprised at the word " kill " being tossed around and the intensity of some of the violence . It was a very entertaining and humorous movie regardless , but there were some Loud noises ! Yeah ... Until the day that the Earth's consumption is 500 000 sun every second You're free to go whenever you like ... but that North Sea oil is ours . But you murdered a tree ... Don't be gay 3 x Haha , it's funny , ' cause now that girl just gets raped a lot instead of killed . i haven't seen it before . At first I was like Children's literature ? Don't downvote this post for explaining his point properly , you guys . So how heavily do you invest in the belief of the " government misinformation campaign ? " What exactly did I just watch ? Oh , well in that case this post is completely irrelevant isn't it ? A film that was made by a fucking genius in 1968 that accurately predicted the type of devices that would be useful in the future is not impressive because the number of buttons isn't the same . Corn . I've never laughed out loud , so hard , while on reddit . " ... The fuck ? Yeah . OKAY . " The thumbnail cut off the words at the top . So as a girlfriend and as a Redditor , I thought at first that it was a " boys club " joke , suggesting that girls shouldn't be on Reddit because it prevents their boyfriends from being able to relax online , bitch about their girlfriends , etc . I was ready to be all sadface and I do not have a father ... My roommate saw that cardboard at the mall and decided to punch it . Let's just say that most people were either Those of you asking for an invite , there's one selling on eBay right now for $ 41 Just a month ago we got in a fight with the waitress at Old Chicago that she brought us the wrong beers . We ordered Left Hand Milk Stouts , they came out and were almost clear ... obviously you caught the squirrel , mid-fap ... looks like the park in Bellevue , TN ..... I'm going to assume that by 4D , you mean a normal , living person . Otherwise , And that slot machine level at the end ... idk , its shit like this that makes me think that god may be not so good " a my rabbit " ? Are you stalking me ? O ....... K ........ Nice try , Daniel Tosh Page 11 . Monkey goatse . Anyone else read that second panel as , " A wild smoking hot mom appears " ? NYTimes link , requires a login . You obviously , and no-one else checked his links ... I'm sorry no-one bothered to check your links before downvoting and based their downvotes entirely off your title , which was obviously a reply to bwnewkid 27 , not your words ... As someone who is not at all a fan of major labels and cookie-cut ideals of what's fashionable , I was disappointed by how much I didn't enjoy this article . I felt like it was kind of seething hipster-yuppie ideals that are kind of self defeating ... ... and then you ate him . HeeBeeGeeBees officially given and Goosebumps officially formed " strange meats " It appears as though twitter has recently changed it's website design . Not saying I disagree , but this is clearly something that should be on the left-hand sidebar ; * not * as a pop-up every time my mouse happens to hover over a downvote arrow This is kinda creepy . Those things have gotten a lot of use . For me it was more arousing than terrifying getting downvoted for asking for help ? Weren't Jack and Jill siblings ? I had to google it to learn what it was , and i'm a girl . Doesn't work . False advertising . AND does your gf's best friend know about this fucking thing ? Who . Cares . Turn to the kid behind you and give him these Not just the South , either . For one , Indiana ( in the Midwest ) . Nice commentary from the camera guy about how she takes it in the butt . This went from :) to D: and then to A little eye contact make many people uncomfortable , especially if they get caught ogling . Give a flat stare back Does he look like a You already got your karma for this trick Going by that title , i thought he had bombed a hospital or something . You're not a giant octopii ! ! ! Important people : Eddie Van Halen I see what you did there My heart just skipped a beat * While supplies last * this has NEVER been more appropriate I thought those were the brake lights engaged . For this monstrosity , > I'd rather have a refined browser than a refined browser developement team sense of humor . Yo tambien soy tica , pero hasta ahora me doy cuenta que existe este subreddit , ni mucho menos sabia del meetup ... Dude ! " historical figures " - " David " and Goliath forever alone I just did and my dog This ! and hugs ! I'm touchy-feely , deal with it Every time I go by the lobster tank at the store I wave my finger in front of the glass so one gets interested and say " Who's a tasty lobster ? Yes you are ! Yes you are ! " . My kids laugh , my wife goes " Hahah , HILARIOUS . DEAR GOD CASS AND GALIO HAVE GONE FULL RETARD Now which major paper ( besides HuffPo " Life Lessons " You look just like my theatre professor . Assume that all computer problems fall under my area of expertise Eh , last time I was playing with TA , someone suggested we switch teams so everyone , apparently not wanting to be left with the weaker team , switched . So it went from being 7 on 5 to 2 on 8 . Oh yeah that sounds like a brilliant solution sure to raise very healthy children Google , please release updates like these simultaneously . Can't field test it if I don't have any friends on it . ArgyleRobot redditor for 9 months Is that first picture a bulb of garlic with some kind of sauce on it ? Yeah , seems like it would be way too hard to just put the new mossy texture in 1.7 . " well d Nothing human-input-facing should be stored in a floating point representation Yeah , 7 people . Why was the guy behind the cameraman already holding a tissue START A CONVERSATION WITH A PERSON . How can they ? They're poor . Totally agree with You think I look goth ? Whoever downvoted this must really like crappy ads . But but I can't buy crap as cheap as Wally World sells it . Is that what Steve told you ? prechopped garlic ? As a pest control operator . The fact that people can enjoy these little bastards infuriates me . As an Ecologist , the fact that people don't appreciate how devastating this is as an invasive species , pisses me off . Seriously , but not really , but seriously . Just in case anyone was confused , I also think this was a stupid fucking article . Face ---> Reddit : People ogle over big breasted girl pictures after they're done with Jailbait I'm reporting you Your friend left her account signed on so you decided to get her free Karma ? I feel like you failed to exploit this opportunity What the hell is with some of these comments ... this thread is starting to sound more and more creepy dudes filled with every comment , I just kind of get this vision of a whole lot of dudes walking around looking like DAE find this a pointless IAmA ? His answers are always along the lines of " I cannot confirm or deny that ... " i know , this sort of thing doesnt go along with the tea party agenda theyve been pushing ... Whoo , a video of a guy running around with a map up the entire eight minutes , that really is clever and funny > I don't think your shitty sign is working ! I have to tell my mom how to copy and paste at least once a month . Plus it makes me rage every time I see her on her laptop using IE I've never even heard of this and my mouth is watering You guys are morons am disappoint I don't really expect sex , but I anticipate it and get Coz my gf kissed another girl and she liked it ! taste of her cheery chapsticks ... no seriously one of those emails is from yahoo mail . an you call yourself a redditor ? you know who you are . Inches ? Pounds ? Someone downvoted you for that . Once I cashed in my karma for an official reddit mouse pad but I was sent an empty box with " EVE is pretty brutal but my closest friend in EVE even now , was this really nice veteran guy who helped me out from day 1 . I found out later that his policy is to not blow up new noobs . It'll cost you . I don't come cheap If you've ever read Madame Bovary , she was like a combination of Charles ' first and second wives . Because that's what minecraft looks like ? * * DEEP THROAT CONVENTION * * - So , some guy gets into a fight and gets thrown out of his hotel room in the nude , and you decide that it's the right time to take a picture and post it to the internet for karma ? The fuck ... ? Spammers .. I've always wondered this . Especially when I noticed braille on my banks drive up ATM Jesus Christ so sick of people complaining all the time HL2 runs on the Source 2006 engine He submitted his own AMA Your comment made me think I misspelled the word ' Republicans ' . I wouldn't know > Please come up with a NOT DISGUSTING more original description of mirth . ZM was released HL2 was updated . The role of the male voice in the song ... The dollar store where I live loves to put those damn things in the impulse aisle at first i was like I'm 19 and I remember this shit . I agreed with you until you started bashing Will Arnett . How do they work ? I havent been able to use em ' yet , my minecraft wont connect to the internet . Yes , because better graphics make the game better . I have no idea what they were thinking when they set them up . I have been sorting out issues like this since I started . And yes , the only way we can figure on the STP issue is that they went through and did that one by one . I know this because I had to through them one by one and set them back . Being called out to my work to fix a printer ( Zebra tag printer ) . Error on machine was " label out " . Do you think it's out of labels ? Yes , it's out of labels . Loaded labels and then stared at the person like this " the terrible esper system " So much vandalism Canada isn't a state Thanks for reminding me of the Jolly Rancher story . Just ... * Tiffany - Could've been * ... Yeah , my wife still is all Family Reunion ... Great time to not have trees . I fucking hate that in games so much die is liquid I see what you did with that link My face when I saw the comments in the pic : When did Google become an adjective ? you bastard ! It's the direction you're facing , and a mass repost . Because you're going to wash your hands afterwards anyway . Won't you ? will counter-strike : source or counter-strike collection go on sale ? how am I supposed to get my night pre-sleep redditing then It seems the original link is yet to be posted I don't know how I feel about the combination masturbation and molten marshmallow smores ... If you get the picture remember who got you here ... I know right .... smooth move SCSU yeah i mean who does that finished what ? that's the look of * disapproval * How did i miss : Middle poster That's my school . That's Horrible . you've never even met me . how do you know im constantly sticking my tounge out I honestly thought this was troll article ... then I checked the reference pages . Jesus christ ... you have made your point well , brave viking . Yup . I guess city residents who park on the street should make their cars vanish when they go on vacation ? If it's illegal to leave your car in one spot for + 48 hours There is a reason most modern witches are in the closet i don't see an upvote ... or just a fucking idiot Online ... I would have killed a motherfucker , what the fuck And how exactly would you know ? When my son was born he didnt breath for like a minute . After that was over i was like None of your stories ended with sex You should try , every day , to get a water bottle filled with the shittiest water you can find from a drinking fountain . For instance , at my old place of work , the water tasted chlorinated , like it came from the pool ( which was next door , I still have my suspicions I cannot handle Flip flops look better than boat shoes ? Dude , this is a repost from , like , yesterday ... To be honest , the upraised butt in this one looks more like doggystyle for me I just came to say hello That's too much to handle . My daughter shall invent it first . Unless your son goes back in time and has himself invent it first . But then .... Yeah , especially since even mentioning trees at non-ent reddit meetups seems to get lots of these : If no one fights anymore , the world will be a wimp INTERNET EXPLORER ... That has no right to be that adorable . I ... I ... ah ... * * Just ate lunch * * ... Haha fair enough . " If anyone actually likes your post , the site you are using to host it will take it down and steal your karma ! I think he ran off and picked up a kitty . And kept going on how cute the kitty was Smuggling is the top priority for the Feds , so therefore they are going to go after domestic sources ? and here i was sure that was going to be the never-to-be-forgotten poster who painted a pissed . I have downloaded 346.65 Gb on my home connection this month I'm in the process of exactly the same thing , and now I'm scared , thanks Yeah who needs trials when you have all that . U mad ? This whole topic is redditor for 1 hr Well , walking on concrete and hard industrial floors is not our natural environments .. so I've been playing him a lot this week ( since no one else tanks " Los bolitas " It was funny nonetheless . That last one ... I don't use it often but You'd think those roaches have a death wish . Damn kids these days don't know what drama is . Out of context these scenes are just .... I'd say someone reported it as animal abuse or something My roomate always turns nyan cat on whe he plays nidalee ( and he mains nidalee ... This is fake because if I had a GTR I wouldn't be on reddit ... which one those are not the kinds of things to be given away sir . You are conversing with a GM mid pull Top of the post then put it in / r / WTF .... Front page too the human centipede , and they're making a second one ...... with a twelve person chain this time Ick . I just googled " swamp booger " . Those things are just ... offputting . But , thanks for the explanation . This . Is . Fascinating . I never thought about taking anything before or after . Maybe if I had a few beers before going in it would be okay ? ( Kidding . Mostly . I misread that as fap Haha ! I had a similar experience . I told my mom I was going to church one day and instead drove 30 minutes away just to pick up a copy of The God Delusion , then hid it from them while I read it . Paid $ 20 for a paperback copy ... atheist tax in Louisiana ? Did you just google " Nether Portal " and link to the top image result instead of making this a self-post ? He looks nude from that angle Tumblr links Oh yeah um , hi ? I tilted my laptop to get the buildings to lay flat before realising what I was looking at I used to buy these at the dollar-turning machines at grocery stores when I was a kid . I remember one time I was so bored of shopping with my parents , I ran around the aisles swinging one of these and pretending I was a warrior . Well , the hand part got stuck on a pickle jar and it pulled it off the shelf causing it to shatter on the floor . White slavers Girl here , you have to see our side . I'm going to college this fall as a computer science major because I'm genuinely interested in programming ... and I am the only female I've found so far ( in the university's official facebook group ) majoring in it . I'd consider myself fairly good-looking , and yet ( no offense to them ) all the guys I've found so far are not good looking whatsoever ... your average stereotypical nerdy guys . nice try examiner Get back to leading the Fighting 33rd I really hope you mean 22 " and not 22 ' . it's bugging me that you didn't notice I was the one who posted it . I actually like reddit ads . They're different , and sometimes those little flash games make me waste more time than surfing the actual site ! Piers Anthony how could you be forgotten . And then it gave you a look of disapproval I'm sorry for your situation , but I have to say it ; you're reaction was " How sweet , we're having a child ! " . You just posted a picture of jelly ... DDoS photobucket until they take their site down . I'm giving you the look of disapproval for using the look of disapproval appropriately just to add to the confusion . this is just too bad Nice try JAY LENO . Looking at some of the other related videos I feel like I just discovered a hidden side of youtube I did not want to see Oh Will ... Common courtesy ! Really ? If you're gonna be a scab , at least make a better headline before I downvote you I laughed so hard I cried . It's unlikely to be true but imagining that happening so funny . But I Remember to put " wallpapers.txt , " or whatever you call the file , into an empty folder first . Otherwise you get a desktop chock-full with wallpaper images like me A moment ago I had trouble getting out my chair . / em I didn't want to upvote this ... but I had no choice You're too perfect Oh god . I first read that as booty pooping was was like Your username make your comment sketchy I would love to meet up . I'm going with my buddy and his girlfriend . ( Not sure if compliment ... Or grave insult . I * now * know that was stupid . They told me since I made the payment agreement with them that court was not necessary . I know , I know . Trusting the collections people I know one retard who was fired to racking up a $ 300 tab in the company cafeteria . Of all the stupid shit to lose your job over 4-5 here lol . I'm beginning to suspect there are actually only 4000 of us , but we all have too many ways to get on reddit I am The * * grave * * good sir Ok then hips it is :D My hips are freakishly bigger than my upper half so it makes more sense to track it lol . Must lose junk in trunk I was just commenting on the lead up with a pic tease and no video delivery . Not my idea . But you have a point . Then again , this is not intended to be a woman replacement . That's what real dolls are for What were they ? I assume the new account is for hiding your success from people who know you ? Or you're lieing But ... you didn't . Only 4 beers in * * * TWO HOURS ? * * * She has boy proportions Yeah . That didn't happen . That quote ... .... I'm almost * CERTAIN * there's a typo in there , but then again , this * * is * * the internet . I see what you did there . * * As long as I AM licking a metal part ? Every Sunday .. This is reposted .. I'm pretty alright with my lack of knowledge of guns . Who writes these Now you gon ' and made it awkward for them cows . OK Christie critics , you win . This is just too much even for me . I'd pay more sales tax / income tax / gas tax if that's what it takes to get this $ 50 + million . I understand NJ is in debt but jesus , way to balance the budget on the most vulnerable . Seeing as how you're in Oregon , those are some poor beer choices No wonder people are afraid of the so called , ' gay agenda . ' I'm scarred after seeing Toad in a thong . Why would you need that ? So you don't have to wash your hands after taking a piss ? There is a distinct lack of Metroid Prime Sarcasm should have an official font And I * just now * got my card / paypal out of their bullshit fraud lock . Hahaha , you went the other way there . The whole time I was waiting for some kind of closeup . I still know every word . That was awful and you are awful for sharing it . Also ... Good day to you Sir ! Him ? Whatever it is , it's not fucking funny . I spilled my coffee " I once didn't believe " anusdestroyer ? So glad you've reproduced Then you go make me Google it just to see if your're correct . Then since I realized Google was awesome enough to not show pics I had to Bing it . Bing does show pics I was waiting for someone to post the movie / novel reference that I missed . It hasn't happened . I'm like Or he had another account . Thanks for saying that . I was scrolling down , hoping to see someone say it . Who downvoted this guy ? / b / started feelin this way about its users a while ago ... yeah who needs freedom of religion ! we should have the state impose beliefs on us instead of having our own You mean " talking " ? Y u no make Romanian Canada day version The pokemen ... TIL a lot of La Canada / La Crescenta / Montrose area people are on Reddit " I thought Christmas only comes once a year ... " That is the much-cherished Look of Disapproval and you will show it its due reverence . Thanks for the spoiler . Maybe you shouldn't be posting vital book information to the title of your post , and rather keep it to the text section . Haha . Had to upvote you ( and everyone else Que prejuicioso ... Me conoces ? No . I don't think so . It's not ... that .... obvious ... Milk is like $ 1.50 for a half gallon and cookies are never more than $ 1.00 . What kind of milk and cookies are you buying At first I was like o_O ... Then I was like I think it is . I have Americans friends that lock their doors as soon as they get home like rapists are waiting around the corner or something At first , I thought " wow , I can't believe it's been two years . " Then I noticed that that thread is only one year old . That guy is fapping under the blanket Lol booty is not in short supply , but it is not wanted as much " why do you believe in an afterlife ? " " Oh , it's too sad too imagine nothing after we die ! I want to know that I'll be eternally happy and see all my friends again ! " Was the first panel purposefully suggestive ? I don't think I've ever been personal friends with a U . S . president . 34 c .... Obvious new trend fake an encounter with a neighbor Third one this week . Punch-line in the title . Hi I'm redditor 12357 and I downvote people's opinions . The usual classification for a longboard is a " toy vehicle " which means it's not allowed on roads at all ( in most states ) . My friend got a ticket the other day for skating in a bike lane Because of your comment I just listened to two more Nickleback songs than I wanted to today Unlicensed Copy Looks like we got ourselves a sociologist boys . YES , THAT WOULD MAKE IT A LOT BETTER . Justin Bieber is no # 2 Someone answer this please . This product is currently unavailable . The mention Sequoia and Kings Canyon and leave out Yosemite ? That gives the clearest picture . I don't see what your > thanks to some help Thanks a lot And this is why , as a woman , I always choose to live with men . Notes on the bathroom mirror about how " the trash needs to be taken out and I've done it the last three times " ? Yeah , not from a man . You only get that shit from girls . I see what you did there ... wat . NO . Lee jeong hoon , ( MKP ) becomes Frank . You know , suddenly the weird sound you make during the load screen has a totally new meaning to me At first I thought the " student " was going to just " quote " Einstein ... but ... but ... with the amount of g + invite requests i'm getting on pm , it only shows how true this gif is .. jesus Someone fucked up . We're 40 comments over 1337 in here I hear that Jean Baez is really good . Not as good as Joan , but you've gotta live with what you've got . Reddit does . Everyone does . This shit ( pardon the pun ) is serious . It is quite sad that this had to be explained . I was at the midnight launch New Vegas doesn't have GFWL integration What do you mean by " you guys " Mrs Teacakes is my girlfriend and I can confirm that this is true . The look : Getting drunk and naked with 6 year olds around " Somewhat " impractical That's what I wanted to know , too ! I'm assuming his " waifu's " FB is also him Sorry , force of habit - anytime I mention Castro , all I get is " KILL THAT COMMIE ! " from old guys . Anytime I mention Che , all I get is " oh , how hipster can you get ? " from young guys . I placed my bets with this one , but you're right - without trying to sound idolizing , Che did so much . He was , like , head of everything . You didn't like minecraft before pistons ? wikipedia ... the fountain of all that is true and just ... Its not your money . Keep it if no one asking for it knows how much ( if they are not on Reddit " That remains to be seen " 404 not found with an empty http body People who are already denied opportunity because of their income / race / etc . . . . nor illogical . Critical hits You can run Crysis maxed with an 8800GTS ? That's four generations old , buddy , five if you include the mobile 300 generation . What resolution are we talking , like 800x600 on a CRT ? Ya the eating out bit honestly grossed me out as a woman . My vagina is not food What exactly does that emoticon ( My name is Dalton . People often call me Dolphin . You wouldn't steal this look of disapproval The Constitution is toilet paper to all three branches of government even Fourthbranch . " Easy listening ? " Hot Dot Queen . Whoever gave me the one downvote does not enjoy happiness . Fine , but you must live with your actions knowing what has been seen cannot be unseen * click * Out of stock . And the sausage fest began * Never came up * It's not normal ( rational ) to fear gods Child support is more expensive . So is care for STDs and AIDS especially . That must be why they have a 99.9 % effectiveness rate ! Holy fuck . Stay the hell out of Ypsilanti . Pink on white cover font ? I've just about drank the stress of development out of me tonight and you went and said that What a creep What an oddly appropriate username . Printer ink ? Guys . Seriously , this is fake . You can get Shotty Snipes in action sack ... If you're lucky this is exactly what I do . the problem is , if a friend actually remembers and posts on your wall , it shows up on other people's news feed that they commented with " happy birthday " They are beautiful , but the Yoda one could be better . To me it looks like hugexhuge isn't a legitimate resolution Why is it someone posts up a Portal related ORIGINAL item and people feel the need to post " Oh , more Portal ... enough already . " or somthing similar but the Pokemon threads posting the same shit over and over it doesn't happen ? I hate the pokemon posts , guess what ? I downvote them . I don't feel the need to go in the threads and go " More Pokemon = > This is obviously a canine and not a feline . > Is it just me , or does it look like those clouds are a bit * * lower than they should be ? * * And Quarians suddenly have five fingers I'm not doing this right am I ? I clicked because I wanted to hear Mambo but it's not available in my country . Why ? I see nothing wron .... I agree ... I have never That's mexican / argentinian laugh . So after being caught , you go right back to reddit ? A challenger approaches . I could * maybe * host in our garage or something if I could get my parents ( lolomgparents ... I know are girl that is basque , and makes sure everyone knows it ( not in a nice way Godfather III veigar is a poor farmer ? WAIT ! I will note your note so it looks less creepy on me ... ... gotta be shitting me Sooo cute ! ! I'm melting in public . This is unacceptable . Who be cuttin ' onions ? ಠ as in Hair Care . It knows I'm balding and it's mocking me They could at LEAST flip the gif if it's going right -> left . Not to make you feel uncomfortable , but we know about yours too . when i finally succeed the cat will die You should have warned me about the god awful music . ( y I ... I really wish I could upvote this more than once . The face makes it perfect . I mostly agree with you , but was that spot of racism really necessary ? I want one 4th guy from the left has the same headset as me > EDIT : Not sure if legit ... or just email harvesting That's just as fucking bad . " You're a great person , really . But all that ... whatever you do with people of the same sex ? HAHAHAH yeah no , that's still terrible . " Wow , are you an internet detective or what ? I didn't think anyone would connect the dots . Ahh , yes , darn that dreaded gym class . I ... Dont ... Even ... Well I'm glad that deep throating is not the sole or primary reason Pics or it didnt happen . I am definitely saving this for later use . I found a phone and tried to return it , the store said it was mine and I'd have to pay for a new one . I tried telling them it wasn't very smart or a good phone but it didn't help . Why is this not on top ? People who down vote this have no heart ! ! ! Reddit is not your personal army The bit where you got downvoted for stating a fact was hilarious * ANOTHER * porn subreddit that * isn't actual porn ? ? ? * You have got to be kidding me ! ! mă , ăsta - i sub acoperire The main point as a medic is NOT TO JUST LEECH POINTS . i read " douchebagery reigns " If you have a framed picture of derp on the wall then you don't deserve a wall very good , but bricks dont fight back When they all turn into spiders ... > Which is totally acceptable . That wallpaper should be grounds for a breakup . Yeah , I almost questioned my purchase of 5 - kilotonnes of bacon grease The fuckin ' irony ... I see what you did there 63 Down votes ? I don't even play them and WoW and CoD are affecting me Yeah ... why is it so cheap ? 200k amarr sniper bs And then sent you a pic of it ? Unfortunately , if you google it you get put on a watchlist . Haha remember the one pic of the blonde that got like 100 comments in a hurry , then someone proved it was a fake ? Now any time a professional shot comes up we're all like That's your response ? You're upset that a CEO might take home only " $ 53 billion " ? Okay . I see what you did there ... ( That's not a first world problem . I hate you , I hate you , I hate you . He went to the Naval Academy . I thought you had to be smart to get in there > Notice how Casey is throwing up the black gang sign for victory . Your like a real life Robert Reynolds ... I thought this was going to be about metal gear solid I feel like everyone drank the kool-aid on this guy ... Tosh is not a funny comedian , his crutch is being a white dude who makes off-color racial or sexist remarks that are just rehashed stereotypes , nothing new or funnier than the mean kid on a school bus would say . So now he jacks Web Soup's format with funny clips and unfunny commentary and hes got a hit show .. You should probably be studying . go . . . to funnyjunk ? . . . Remove the word " online " and you'll have a question with an easy answer . Was coloring him reeeeally necessary ? Wait , aren't you doing that ? I believe that comments about upvotes and downvotes are really only ever relevant after a significant amount of people have voted on a link . At the time of this posting , the comments in question only had 26 and 25 total votes respectively . These are in no way indicative of reddit's overall opinion ( if we are downvoting for opinion Yes . You're crushing my azelia bushes we eloped , then renewed our vows in a ceremony 11 months later because our moms said our first wedding " didn't count " since they weren't there to see it . my MIL still calls us on the vow renewal date to wish us a happy anniversary . Unless the following word is feminine , in which case it should be " la " , not " le " , but this is the internet so , you know , lolz > everything . Lucas says Jar-Jar is canon . easy fix : listen to her adele . Of course , you need to be at least twenty to be capable of critical thinking . Don't submit things that aren't comics I don't always comment on Meme super posts , but when I do I attempt to figure out where the cute girl is from so I can stalk her ... Ok so ... everytime i load an image it is placed on an overlay with the site it came from behind it . Why oh god WHY do you make it reload the page when i close the image preview ? It's clearly loaded behind the image , just remove the overlay . " Disappointing " is a very holy balls Not a teacher but I still feel like sharing.In eighth grade in American History , we had to answer who created the Mormon church . I did not study for that test and was stuck on the question so I answered " The Mormons . " no ... noone else thought of that AT ALL ! Why discriminate against the disabled ? Give them a lift to work . 1 reviews ? You . Leave . * points to the door * Mac user ? If I upvote this does it mean I like both ? why isn't THIS the top voted comment ? In the same boat . You fuckers made me sit through months of dodging spoilers and participating in your tedious ARG . Now that I'm finally playing it I want my damn jokes , the whole fucking cultural phenomenon . Do it . Again . Now . > With 8 gigs of ram I don't think that's gonna happen Dirty looks as in " fuck you Really . Until I saw " Regular Zombies " and then I * * That is a very innapropriate thumbnail . so you've already played Rage ? can I borrow your time machine ? wait to play it and stop being so negative I was about to downvote you , but then I realized all of these responses were the same person . I had a really awesome history teacher these past two years , but there were times where I hook my head at some things she said . The one that really bugged me was when we were talking about the Black Plague in Europe , and she was saying that our swine flu epidemic was comparable to it . I was like I have no words for this . The only thing I can express my emotion with is a very intense I have no idea what your talking about . I am not going to exclude you , but you get the look of disapproval : Personally , I hope reposting doesn't catch on more than it already has TIL " I didn't even know there were camps for kids over the age of 15 . This guy is in his 20s . Haha Yeahh ... that was actually some douche that wouldn't move out of my way ... Read that as dick-stab . I like this post a lot . * HENCE THE UPVOTE * Can't decide whether to upvote or downvote ... Le me le female le facebook le Derpina you work 10 hours a day . can barely afford food . yet you post crap on reddit during the middle of the day ... Even though it's been alive and well since before Christ , I am very certain that you , Mrs .... backbench MP lady ... will make this happen . Targeting consumers is always the best way to go . Look how well it worked for the recording industry ..... How could you * not * like sandbox games ? Star Paladin Cross ! ? Goddamit notch ! I think I only used the compressed air because it was on hand . Lots of electronics = plenty of compressed air lying around . Conversely , I don't own a spray bottle ... besides ones with household cleaners inside . define : redactors If a non-American can get elected then so should someone under 35 , right ? This is a joke , right ? Y U TAG ME IN VIDEO ? ? ? The daily show seems to have messed up the greeting-meatballs in the interview ... they're covered in tomato sauce or something I didn't see pancakes This struck me as far too funny then I think it should have . * HENCE THE UPVOTE * The left and right channel have a delay AND MY AXE ! I'm a bit hesitant to share my portfolio . I feel as if it's just Average My mom looked at this and asked , " IS IT REAL ? ! " ... Comma splices . You * don't * Sounds more like narcolepsy First thought would be to cry " is everyone OK ? ? " .... and he came with " THAT WAS AWESOME " .... Jeremy Hellickson has a Yorkie ? Named Jeter ? God , I'm 14 , still have a high voice . I'm the only one with a mic and i finally turn it on . ( last time i was mistaken for a girl ... ) so I'm giving strategy to the new players and helping our team win which we actually did after i started coaching . ( switch map ) teams scrambled . I start giving strategy when in the chat * Are you 10 ? , where is mute button ? , lol go play Mario little kid * God Dammit NASL this is why I don't have a girl friend ... I just bet my friend 25 cents that you would not donate the money you receive to a financially struggling breast cancer patient . I saw where that finger was reaching Ok , cool . I won't judge , unless that's some sort of clopping server I agree with you on your first statement Sounds interesting . Send me a copy when you're done . They look like video caps . I want the video Not according to Kung Fu Panda .... Don't " other " atheists Welcome to the Club . > I'm sure a few white lies slip through every now and then marbles , screws , cheap keychains , crayons , paperclips , spider rings , old remotes with no covers , an old pog , cards , erasers , belt buckles , legos , batteries , staples , tape , lighters , dice , arcade tokens . just the surface .. 10 bodies were found this past year on Gilgo Beach ( just south of my home Woa what ? I find it hard to believe I could play in my browser I see what you did there that doesn't look very crinkled Her vagina is blue ? Without ... disclosing exactly where I do them ..... it's an office full of women and I too thought they would watch you pee , but a few months ago I asked why they don't and she said , " we are women , do you think we want to look at that ? " Reminds me of that bonsai kitten website The girl with the ' S ' has evil eyes on her chest . Did he pay for it with taxpayer money ? If so , Mighty Max is missing And why exactly should that be necessary ? WTF ... um that person took that from me ... look at the timestamp " How long have you played with starcraft ? " Took me like 3 minutes ... THEY DIDN'T GET ME ! You mean you're still on Facebook ? The title says " vaguely " . so you can give one of them SBS ? The footsteps at the end made me go OHSHITACREEPER and then the video ended . Yeah , I bought it earlier today for $ 2.50 , and now my brother is pissed off because he has to pay twice as much for it . After research they might be able to sell it for the same price as normal meat . Who wouldn't prefer shit over a nice steak for the same price ? Because the minecart ran over a pressure pad . your comment should have a trollface somewhere , unless you're serious and in that case you deserve this The guy at the bottom disapproves . Miller high life ... Thank you for responding . I suppose I won't ever see my shows on DVD .. ugh , I guess iTunes is the only choice I have to purchase them then Yeah , sure died fast . Look at all the blood smothered around . Seems like a quick and painful death . I had my boyfriend tell me once he felt like a bad boyfriend because I paid for our dinner . Made me give him the is it aimed at my comment ? Their drummer may be able to play blast beats , but that is not metal I meant sexual preferences Working in construction made this 100x ' s funnier because , seriously , where the fuck is my goddamn sheet rock ? how do you know , asshole ? you've never been there Well , I'm on Earth , and the Earth is in the Milky Way galaxy , which is in space . So I think I have been there yeah I know Dan wesson ... Your suddenly patronizing tone is not appreciated , * boy * Youtube ... who let you back in the reddit . I read Minecraft as Microsoft at first Nice vibrator I think this qualifies for a NSFL tag ... ... says poop_dawg How are you not ashamed of yourself when you are going around calling people bitches . You insulted him 3 times in one post . That is worse than what the person you are insulting did . Talk about the pot calling the kettle black ... Pretty unacceptable when attempting to take a moral high road . Dat Red Pyro ... PTP and BTN are both banned from the invite thread . Funny tire tracks Scary threaded barrels Thats nothing I used to install the games then when I tried to play them I would good get " not enough EMS / XMS memory " . Then I would have to make a dos boot disk and reboot the machine . Let's not even talk about configuring a joystick Laughing dog When isn't there construction on the roads in MI You mean $ 43 . $ 33 for shipping . Shipping : $ 33.00 How does one go about begging for these invites ? That wouldn't be cute Not to mention that every single action scene was in the trailers . And when you've seen all the action and a major plot reveal , WTF is there left to watch ... how are you this cool and only listen to country You mean he told the people at the school that they were going to kill as many people there as they could ? You want to see two men kiss ? dreamhack ended kinda lame IMO . like , really ? 6 pool ? Looks at title , looks at username . That ended with a proxy gate I hate you I could sure use a copy . I don't really have a sob-story to tell you , but I've always fancied strategy games and I've been eyeing Frozen Synapse as well as Pride of Nation but don't exactly have the funds for either of them ... Damnit L4d2 bundle What flood is the Red Lobster on ? its okay i made you watch The only questions answered were from the final season ? ! Eh , what ? ! THE KING IN THE REDDIT ! I like this . Are there more and / or a subreddit for this stuff ? I'm being serious btw haha when me and my girlfriend used to bang I'd always say Commenece the Jigglin . shed give methe Kira is * not * a villain . Hmmmm it looks like there is more than one cat in that picture ... also , fail ? definitely youtube . fucking flash video Did anyone else read this in Larry David's voice ? I never said I was a litterbug I had a cat that liked to flush the toilet for fun . just try not to get cheese on your shirts Wayne Coyne . I would have told him " it's in good fun Park Ranger Nancy " You've got a degree in baloney ! This does not help since it does not tell me where I could check this product out Quickly kick him out ! He knows too much I just thought I was high Eugh ! Look at all the yellow spots ! " A salty wet finger " ? $ 3k for a one bedroom . There are 2 full garbage bags lying around in my kitchen , most of my clothes lie scattered around on my bed , sofa and floor and there is a layer of dust on most of my furniture that could easily be mistaken for a carpet ... but even my shower isn't that dirty Everything disagrees with you . Too tsun ! But she follows Glenn Beck on Twitter .... I'm going to Florida this fall - should I be scared of the Police when taking pictures like a normal tourist ? No . You have a grimmer problem . That site makes me want to kill myself , seriously . People offering less than minimum wage , requiring practicing lawyers . $ 250,000 of education , 20 years of study , and I still can't make more money than when I worked at the age of 15 . 19 and youngest in a sophomore class Yes . Don't come back without a pic of you in the shirt . don't fuck around . I upvoted this entire thread all the way down . Was fucking awesome . The worst part is that he thinks serious gamers play Black Ops . Implying Varg Vikernes would take inspiration from Lords Of Chaos . direct sunlight ! reading the definitions , at first i was like " not this " , then i was like " haHA ! " and then i Never cease the Bruno Mars . or you could sell it and buy another roll of pennies First I'm hearing about this , but are they really trying to start a league with only 5 teams ? White people > The worst part is that he thinks serious gamers play Black Ops . You complain that your solos sound too " scaley " while asking what scales to use in your solos ... Yet you're saying that an ' 98 accord is sexy Oh c'mon . That's just a downright ridiculous scenario . I like that they say heavily loaded barbell , considering the average Fittitor is OHP like 90 lbs So you're saying that you are a piece of fecal matter . Downvote for image of text I'm not . > Well yes , you should wash your hands afterwards regardless Redditor for 0 days I SHOOT WHOEVER LOOK AT ME . Perhaps he is simply a first world person with a third world job . The kid's got a SO . Uploaded to Imgur . And be good enough for 30 some wins and a 10-14 th pick in a deep draft ? My wife is your roommate ! ? I'm not sure , but it is where Jack Bauer flies a nuke so It can detonate some place where " no one lives " in 24 season 2 . There is no argument as to whether mac is better than PC . It all comes down to this ... I believe I * * L Is this a meme ? I have one in my grade . I'm not trolling . I'm being dead serious . i dont own a mac Yep . I've been a # 2 guy ( What the fuck did I just read . There were so many " le " s in that comic that French people will commemorate this apocalyptic comic yearly with a day of silence . you sneaky bastard how can we be sure your not * really * a google fanboy ? They also offer it in a large . Why is Wrex not wearing Rage armor I never trusted floats . They have ninjas inside them . It wouldn't work at my house .... my sister happens to be a huge fan .. It's supposed to stay upside-down . ( ╯ I wasn't able to get the ︵ character to render correctly when placed nearby A kid named Dick Seymore goes to my school , in the yearbooks they put your last name first so it says " Seymore Dick " . If its aimed at consoles exclusively why is it available on pc Ink bottle ? That's a ... really dedicated troll . 86 kills .. no upgrades I'd love to see * that * tripod ... Reminds me of a dumb joke dad told me when I was a kid . Watching some thing on tv and Stevie Wonder is singing . Asks me " have you seen Stevie Wonder's piano " me : " no " him : " never has he " . monkey : Whenever someone says " slap'a da bass " to me , I can't tell if I want to Valve / Steam eur I also like how they seem to imply that being forced into sex is only abuse if you're under 17 . Of all songs in this world to spend that kind of time on . Wow . I just tried to bookmark it with ctrl + d . Apparently the game decided to give that a different function . ... what ? The perv in the background . Give it some time . The fact that you didn't tell him for a few months was a bit Another feature they stole from WoW . astrology ? I can't fap to this . It's crap like this / r / gaming redditor for 11 days redditor for 17 hours I wouldn't do that with a eeeeee 701 Interesting . Every morning at 6:15 , I wake up and go the fuck to work . I had to wade through this crap forever to find the answer , it's a GTA 4 mod . You'd think the OP would have posted that info . or that the answer would be up near the top . I had to wade through this crap forever to find the answer , it's a GTA 4 mod . You'd think the OP would have posted that info . or that the answer would be up near the top . The poop list I used to work with someone here who , prior to moving up , thought Alaska was a large island off the southwest coat of California ... y'know , from weather maps . It was mine ! Until some guy in San Francisco stole it from me a week ago I know right , I lived in Nashville and the closest team was in Columbus It's an 84 Lincoln so it might . They didn't have all the security features back in the day . My grandfather's Lincoln had no seat belt . He would use the arm technique AOL ? ? ? Man at our home in Florida we had an HoA . Didn't mind us parking on the grass . We needed one palm tree in the front yard . Ours got demolished by Irene that came through . Not even two days after , a notice in the mailbox to replace the palm tree . .. Then you clearly missed the reference . Thank you . If I could I'd pat your back . Lightly . > It's crap like this , every paid subscription service out there . Yup . I used to wear pink , shiny barbie dresses as pajamas and they were my favorite PJs as a small child , which had little or nothing to do with my personality later on . This is not to say that I don't have a problem with parents making their kids adhere strictly to gender norms , but it's not always a bad thing . Looking beautiful / effeminate is one thing , but when I see a little girl who talks about wanting to get married ... But your reddit name ! This . One of the best relationships I ( thought I ) was ever in fooled me into thinking it was a relationship for 4 months . It took me looking at the relationship from a 3rd person perspective to tell * myself * " Vix , WTF are you doing wasting your time with this guy ? ! I might lose ALL my credibility with this comment right here but after that relationship ( or lack therof ) I picked up a book called ' He's just not that into you ' thinking it was a story from the movie that was coming out but it turned out it's a self-help book for women , at first I was all like Nice Try , Redditor I only write in cursive , as I hate my print handwriting . My nephews and nieces can't read my birthday cards because they " haven't learned that yet . " the last one to tell me this was 11 Novia Scotia Downvote cause you should know how to spell ' Gollum . " edit : added don't reveal my true identity Nice try , Redditor for 9 minutes Nice try , Douchebag * defiantly crosses legs * Why is this hosted over hamachi ? " you cant trust arabian people ! they lie to get your money " - " yeah right I searched Magic Wand Massager on Craigslist , but nothing came up . That said , I dunno if this is something you'd want used Awkward laughs . Even if a joke was side-splittingly funny , I will stop laughing and gave you the look - Wait ... that actually exists . Attempted delivery card Aaaaand here we go again ... gotta deal with some car problems tonight . Curious , very curious . I ( f ) laugh , and then Kobayashi still at Sauber ? GIVE ME BACK MY MAIL . Health Science . Autozone . I certainly hope you hold the two in balance with one another . Boondock Saint ? And my BF was taking a nap when UPS came with my copy . Nice try at karma whoring with reverse psychology Still no explanation .. You're a Star Trek and Doctor Who fan , and , somehow , you got it in your head that Battlestar Gallactica was too nerdy ? I find the Goo Goo Dolls ' shift in sound over the years to be really weird / interesting . They started out as a really shitty punk band ( their first 2 albums contain covers of Sunshine of your Love , Gimme Shelter , and Don't Fear The Reaper ... * and these covers sound completely identical to each other * pfffffft them refs had ear pieces I could knock out rampage with my tiny left nut . I wish I had gotten your comment earlier today haha I restarted my computer and steam freaked the fuck out ... had to reinstall and the games are still redownloading I know someone who lives off disability yet complains constantly about how foodstamps are a waste of tax dollars . Is that because she's a four year old ? never did trust those russians , what with all their winter and everthing . AKA all the reposts on the front page . > First of all , do you really think that the teachers are being overpaid What's even more absurd , look at the reciept . Who the hell pays 70.08 for something that's 30.08 ? I understand the 8 cents added to the end , but 70 $ ? There's no bill combination for $ 70 that wouldn't lead to extra bills lying around for $ 30 No Secret Rituals in iTunes US store > * " First of all , do you really think that the teachers are being overpaid It's refreshing to see this get upvoted . Last time I said condoms and barebacking were pretty much equivalent , I got downvoted to hell and told that I was doing it wrong . Agreed I think it belongs in / r / WTF It's a bug in the game right now , if you disconnect and then reconnect it should go away . I don't know why notch hasn't fixed it yet Getting downvoted in / trees / ? Impossible Cameraman , stop sliding in and out of focus ! Oh , look , breast cancer ...... but if I tell her she'll know I've been peeking .... * * He asked too many snoopy questions is what . It's pretty damn hard to be discreet about things when you're telling ALL of the internet Thanks for ruining the movie Gotta love that elusive " intelligent Muslim " This submission is so clever , and totally hasn't been done before How very christian of them ... I am also a chick ... still NSFL . I can't figure out what you're saying at all . I meant this guy < < < < < < < < < im currently in Afghanistan Bananas are not toys . They're wearing UGGs . * waitaminute * , isnt that part of sunderland ? Because ' Maria ' only appears in the catholic bible Everyone except you . jajajaja " Me han contado " .... So , I guess all the people on here that identify themselves as men should be downvoted too then . Yes , this makes sense ... Remembering every day of working at Walmart ... Really ? yeah , that pic just took it a bit too far I don't see your point ? At first I was like : Take back your damn Guidos , Staten Island It doesn't look like we get $ 20 tickets either . Also , " Queen's Another One Bites the Dust " . Though you may get a number of The truth in this in-fucking-rages me . Romania is orthodox Ctrl + F , " tl ;d r " : no results . Not sure if being sarcastic or being serious blue ranger you favorite ..... RTM August 2001 . Time to move on . Reddit has some strange people . ... or a racist child that molests kittens . So meta , dude . That ice cream is really suggestive Actually if he's working at a place like that he is a servant , not a peasant , servants are high above peasants , although still not entitled to the same rights as nobility and aristocracy . Clearly you know nothing about the feudal system ... Is this a keto diet ? Also how strict are you about not eating things such as rice ? I live in Japan and also work at an elementary school . When I asked them to take rice out of my school lunch , I was met with this : Stealing heart meds from grandma , are we ? he's just looking over there We don't allow iPhones because someone , who shall remain nameless , thinks they are not secure on Exchange . Yet Microsoft sold the license for Microsoft Exchange ActiveSync to Apple precisely so it would be compatible . It works with all iPhones . You put in Goron Tunic Link and Red Yoshi , which are palette swaps , and forgot Samus Aran . Hahahaha dumbass ... She was pregnant anyways so why are you giving the LoD ( " I wanted to rip my eyes out of my face when I read some of those . There is no way Bachmann is more intelligent than Barack Obama . In fact , the only person she is more intelligent than is the one who left the comment . That's right Ed Durffee , Apparently Tara did too , considering he drove her over the edge David Koresh . somebody call kratos , olympus is at it again . anybody else notice the guy in the speedo Um , my roommates are dudes . My penis spits . Don't I have no idea what you're talking about Classic Kristine ? Pedobear -> Incoming __college__ freshman -> What is with the Oh ... she's like a mother to him . Okay , that must mean she takes care of him and loves him . Wait , she breastfee ... ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Not sure if being sarcastic or being serious At first I was like , Oh look ... it's * this * picture again . You've had indian food before , right ? why is this not malon or saria ? Wobbuffet is the tail ? Shouldn't you be teleporting ? You should do an IAMA ... No front brake or helmet . TIL there are a lot of moronic anti-Semites on Reddit . what is this Fin and Jake are not amused Yes , the hate all the descendants of Noah's incestuous son . Props for owning up , but don't let me catch you in r / movies posting how the dark knight is layered and you have to watch is 5 times to really appreciate it Just don't care . See ? It's easy . This is me not caring : I just remembered that we sold DB9 serial cables for like $ 39 . I for one think what she said is offensive ... But ... she has the right to say it . Once again . Why are you playing ranked after one normal game with her Confirm for reddit that he is actually who you claim he is , that's not too hard . I expect comments about my facebook tab awwwww shit . you did it this time ... and unless you're watching those premium channels you have to put up with censorship . I thought you said Wickerman 2 . The horror . They're fake names Wait , wait , wait ... did someone call this man fat ? Kilometers .... Theme . clearly you do not understand ... Hey , boner killing is not allowed here Have you EVER seen Epic Meal Time ? And then you get facestabbed . Like this I ’ ve set up a system-wide text substitution so that I can just type * _lod * and it automagically gets replaced by * no bacon He means my father the LORD . Right ? RIGHT ? ! No . I totally just got trolled You're good looking , but grossly misusing the verb " trolling " the Trentonian eh ? Sounds a lot like the Trent Onion . Or a basketball hoop . little sisters ? Especially considering every single college I've seen has both an IT help desk AND discounted copies of Windows available at the bookstore . Hey we all start somewhere . I thought it was a pretty catchy nickname ... After the downvotes on an entirely relevant comment , however , I'm not so sure . We're all Homo sapiens too , > " How is it that I'm forever alone ? Bitches love watching guys play video games ! " And I totally got Rickroll'd . I should have known better it's how Pastafarian's say " amen " ..... That face inexplicably looks like a Korean version of Oh you got my message solidwhetstone . No . Comic Con starts next Wednesday . As far as I know there will be no horses . right before the And dragons . And robots . And sauron . And a huge hotel with a pool , and pina-coladas ! That's .... not ... the opening line ... Funny that you say that . I find that clarification is almost always necessary when older folks ask for zinfandel . I give the obligitory " Zinfandel , the dark red , big flavored wines ? " line every time . Trying to be nice about finding out what they are really looking for . Same thing happens when they ask for " Burgundy " . It's a little painful having to ask people if they are looking for a " California burgundy . " god it's so annoying when someone says ' this was here months ago ' and it's the top rated comment , and everyone else is on his / her side Nice , I became Harry Potter . You'd trade him for Halladay ? AD Twisted Fate At first I was like " Wha ? " . Then I was like Please , let's not . I feel like that might have done better with the camera a little farther out . It was jolting every time a new face would pop up and their eyes would pop unnaturally white compared to their ridiculous tans . Other than that I loved how a lot of them really took the question of perfection apart and applied it outside their own profession . Though I do have a so yeah i was like - i found this saw and some bloody knife and there was like blood everywhere man and claw marks on the walls . but hey no body so i guess no biggie and cleaned it up . First I thought Just don't screw up the ravioli and you'll be fine What did I just look at Yeah , you're totally not fuckingkillme . Clearly not . Prob not . I have seen worse ... I was once bitten by a terrorist ( he was running around the supermarket trashing everything and momma was like meh ... whilst on the phone ) of a child in Italy and all the lady could do was make this HUGE scene and make her child the victim , saying I attacked her son and herp derp herp ... Next thing I know , police are there , everyone is giving me this face Gonna be 22 in a month . I do not acknowledge pokemon past 151 . Wow , about time some OC got posted to Reddit ... I'm assuming that this In high school I dated this this girl for about 2 months . She went to a event for a weekend . She called me up and told me she had fooled around with 2 different guys ( not at the same time ) while she was away . It was a * * Christian Rock Festival . * * Mine would be a Narwhal Baconing That was a ... Beautiful Disaster Same in Ireland and the UK . Does make all the comments more amusing though : " When coons tried getting on our back porch , Mama just chased them off with a broom . " Oh man , I completely agree . The fight scenes during the movie were too short-lived , they completely screwed up the whole sequence of harry being " dead " and then re-appearing out of nowhere . Neville's part was one of the best things about the end of the book , they did a horrible job at that . Also , Voldemort's hug was probably the most awkward thing out of the movie plus , the whole breaking of the Elder wand at the end . The " S " is on your keyboard for a reason So a seal walks into a club ... i find this hilarious , because i might also work in IT for " said university " ... But not in student IT , eff that , students are gross It makes you feel like a freak of nature , exactly when your asshole S . O . ( hey , at least he's now an ex ) does what they can to make you feel that way because he feels inadequate " Dallas has fans ? " Really ! That's the joke in the title . Junta ends friendships This was my exact reaction to this . people ... actually got excited about that ? i don't have a job .... and these morons get paid to do THIS .... Yeah , it'd be cool ... from a few miles away . i remember seeing random videos of this back a few years ago and thinking , how bored are these people ? TIL about this subreddit . You recognized that as a cock ring ... ~ ~ Are those blue dots in the middle nuke craters ? ~ ~ You're looking at the wrong island . Republicans . Democrats , reminds me of a time when their was a civil war between our states ... wait nevermind , I'm only 22 ┌ ( Well , it sure as Hell isn't Michael Jordan At first , I thought the response was smug and inappropriate . Then , I actually attempted to read the question in earnest . jesus christ man , i was trained at one , reading at three I had one of those . She once yelled at me for not using a coaster with my coffee mug because it would ' burn the table ' . I just realized one of my friends is an admin on this group At first I was like Another factor that may lead into this is how much spare time the average American has in their day . The majority of people have to work 8 hours at a job , ( this doesn't count if you work with computers , slacker redditors Hey you forgot to put the pur - - Did you * want * to see their underage boobs ? I was the only one . That isn't an optical illusion , the cat is simply lying down with his paws hanging off of the edge . Why do you keep an ants ridden drink on your table Check out the rest of the posts . > Card Captor Sakura ( I hate to admit it , but yes . I watched all of it . And I enjoyed it . I feel ashamed :( it'd probably be Sectumsempra anyway , and I'd knife them ... > I just play little big planet with her and even then she still gets confused as to what to do but seriously , I'm like the american hunk cliche , moving there would be wise choice for me too You still here ? Not as president or in the senate ... or in congress .... Yes I get this a lot . " And how would you like your cash today ? " " Thousands please . " " But yet they accept they exist in another spiritual plane , and have effect on the world . * Just * like Zeus and Hera weren't " fallible " or " divine " . Okay . You keep on believing that they aren't gods . I will just be over here now . Those tomatoes . t ( Submitted by mattobrien > apparently most skaters suck .. Guy on the bike . SOON ... Do people actually think this is real ? Into another demoknight Superman for sure . Goldfinger was my favorite band . And then they dropped the horns and started nagging at me about animal rights - many people suggest and apple store ? That site just tried to give my computer viruses . How the fuck would you know ? I heard the Nerdist is being developed into a TV series by BBC America . Can you comment on the similarities to the podcast and what it's about ? Also I live in Canada so is that shit up in here or will I have to seek other methods of viewing it ? The grease gives it that natural shine . i wish i had friends like that popular ppl don't play RuneScape i watched some old lady probably in her late 80 ' s shit her pants in a Micheal's . When she realized she starting shaking turds onto the floor out of her pant legs leaving a trail of poo all over the store , it was a mess , couldn't help but laugh to myself . Poor old people So Facebook really keeps history of my chats Too bad God doesn't seem to hate crazy people . Your friend is a fucking asshole . What ... did I just watch ... ? Pro-lolicon site . Saturn is too small Shouting " puto " whenever Saunders does a goal kick ? You .. ate yourself ? You can't do that to every redundant suggestion Whatever you're best satisfied with . It's just kind of silly to advertise that much for MOG if you're not working for them . Or are you ? Are those hives ? Are you allergic to skeezy hoes or something ? How does it not , I just showed you examples and you even agreed ? ! Holy wars , denial of medical treatment in favor of faith healing , misdiagnosing with exorcism , and so forth . I call those creationism stupidity , what do you call them ? ! If there was no creationism , there would be no deity based religion , then there'd be no demon possessions , faith healing , or holy wars . I can't believe you guys are saying that creationism isn't linked to any of the examples I gave , despite it being the single biggest aspect of religions . my old laptop with a 1.5 GHz single core and ati xpress 200 card can run minecraft This video is not aviable in your country . Jail House Rock for whatever reason . Where is das Walter ? I must find the schweinehund ! Do not give people the benefit of the doubt when they haven't exercised their ability to doubt at all . And to be fair , one could swap out LDS with any other religion and the post remains true . OP just found out his new roomy believes in fairy tales about god aliens and is a ( presumably ) voting member of the GOP . No achievements ? Okay . I fail at making puns . Encyclopedia Dramatica's " offended ? " page Pay for your Minecraft . Omfg lol irl lmao mlogtfy So many people in my high school refer to my Android phone as either an iPod or an iPhone 64Gb USB Drive ? Yeah - I only found out because dunkin donuts wasn't serving coffee this morning . I had already brushed my teeth Power tools use it for the body and non-impact / wear parts . You won't find a drill with a ABS bit or a saw with a ABS blade . counter - And the first comment in the post is this video . my dad had lung fungus I only found out after I went to the gym and drank a fuckton of water . ... and you surrendered ? Why are you using this face in relation to this ? This is about crafting and inventory . I haven't really talked to him afterwards . But he talked to several people about it and they all just gave him the look ... So you are saying I'm under the category of crazy cat man just cause I have 4 cats . i can accept the fact that the cow can be abducted , but how do they butcher it and dehydrate the meat in order to make the jerky ? why not just abduct the end product . Its even creepier when you think about the fact that people have been talking about wanting to have sex with her since the first movie I wouldn't be surprised if this is one of the reasons for many people doing nofap . Not just the intense orgasm , but there's something fun ( ny ) about your dick shooting out biggest loads ever . I work in seattle and she went home for the summer .... I think Dr . House has cracked the case ! Seriously , Reddit , that one was easy . If I had chrome open why would I open IE on purpose ? Oh FML . Fail . Look no further then any singleplayer game made by Valve . [ spoiler ] ( / s " Well , he does run restaurants after all . So I'm guessing he's probably no stranger to cutting meat . Are you serious ? It wasn't me , but when I was at a friend's place he asked his mum whether she spat or swallowed Your post is disgustingly rude What the hell ? I commented pretty much the exact same thing an hour before you . You currently have 58 points , and I have 4 . It's a humanities essay . The student did not use ANY research or sources except for quotes from the bible If your name was John Watson your comment would be a lot more relevant . Isac Newton knew nothing about gender rolls . My mom got a year subscription to Readers Digest because she got something in the mail that said she would win a car if she bought it . No - my best suit at the time . And my wife thought I was clowning around , hopping and yelling and clapping out the flames in my armpit , so I got the And China's all like : That hair ... Try again . In English . ... I hate right light camera's too I do now BUT IT'S FREE ! ! ! ! ! man i hate this type of math ! i went to a party ( China is different ) with my brother in law , there were people in 1995/6 born there drinking smoking . i asked a gal her age , she said 1995 , i was like wooowaaaaaa you are 10 ? then realized what year it was . in usa would still be Me too Where did strawberry and banana milkshakes fit into this picture ? She sounds .. young So people are saying that doing an exercise with a progressively heavier weight load does not work ? Sorry , I missed the part where you get decide what words mean . It is a slur , say something else , get the fuck over it . This is probably true . My old roommate bought a Macbook Pro open box , it had a fried GPU , which isn't exactly a problem you could miss . We put a little mark on the box out of curiosity and returned it . ` week later spotted it at the front of the computer cage above the sales floor with her return receipt still attached . Checked with a friend that worked there , it was in inventory * * for sale * * . This thread reads like a highschool summer-reading list . Nice to .. um .. meet you .... Photo ... The latter ... definitely the latter ... I CANNOT LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL HARD ENOUGH Both are NSFK How godawful IS that matchmaking code ? Darnit ! All these posts about Just Cause 2 keeps making me regret buying it during the steam sale . I was 1 click away from " Purchase " , but something in me told me not to . Thanks a lot guys . I'm sad that this video is feeding iJustine's revenue . iJustine .. trolling gamers for more views and revenue Troll be trollin ' You dated someone 9ish ? > What sticks out in my mind was being all " Advanced " Scud-D missiles that were released 17 years ago ? You think Foo Fighters and Coldplay are worse than Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black ? iI bet the ghibli world video violates * * ZERO * * copyright laws I thought we were having a healthy debate until this last comment . I can't fap to this . Yeah ! Fuck proper debate . Lets just claim out side is better and not give anybody else the chance to even explain their side . It guessing Ashe isn't a terribly huge deal Yeah , I read that and had an instant No , we're not doing this again Someone crossed cleverbot with Clippy ? Haha , yeah ... * * upgrade * * ... This is right down the street from me ... Hmm . So she uploaded about a two minute , seemingly high quality video . Let's say that took about two hours or so to upload and go live . Add the time it took her friend to see it ( maybe a half-hour ? ) and then add the time for her to get there ( 15 minutes ? ) . It took her at least 2 hours and 45 minutes to fail at opening a pill bottle . Just today at work I helped a lesbian couple choose matching rings for their upcoming ( though not legally recognized A title like that and there wasn't even nudity Yeah , he should have made that more obvious . Stop getting my hopes up like that ... What the fuck did I just watch ? Looks very appealing ... ' At home in The Valley ' furniture commercial ... this douchebag always makes get ready for a stupid offer . i hate his voice and i hate his face ! " Furniture made in Chino , not China ! " I was wearing underwear Oh no , here comes another star from near where our species originated that unlocks my Finalest Form . AMA Request : Someone who knows the rules and doesn't obey them . don't forget to downvote his ENTIRE REDDIT HISTORY I read that as if the elephants were actually fucking Voldemort . You need upvotes to make him feel better ? feb 1967 Computers accidentally get thrown out all the time Nah man , Second Life is where the real bad shit happens . And by " killed " they mean " slowly ran over by tanks " Ctrl-F , no hits for DBAN . Hehe , I meant in the company of family and friends , but yeah I have caught creepy uncles and cousins before Just like the Look Of Disapproval emoticon Why were you in a taxi ? Don't you have a regular driver ? There's a difference between being an asshat , and making a funny . I like her so much more now , if that is even possible . The previous owner had some structural zip ties in there Most amine is , unless your talking about a CG robot anime There's nothing creepy about that if you're willing to share . Meh is a perfectly legitimate reaction . You aren't kidding about the earbuds , I had one guy give me his life story ( my father beats me , I'm paraplegic , I have severe depression , etc . ) trying to get me to trade with him for a spy hat There are no sexual advances that I can see That's the look of , WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS You beat me to it xamox What , 11 hours and no barbie reference ? If I were a boy , I should get a heterosexual boyfriend ? Or just put the damn smoker in the sun and use THAT to cook wutchu talkin bout willis ? > " Are you not taking this seriously ? Because I am " I'll switch GPU then , it does seem better than the Hawk . As for the 8Gb of RAM , it does make little sense to not get it . I'm ready to blow 150 $ on a case but I don't want to pay for the RAM That's what this entire thing is about . I can't remember . Something stupid I'm sure . It was mostly for comedic affect I think , but I forgot about this until he sent me this pic . I guess he's taking it pretty seriously > If the latter , then how would you even use it strategically ? So you're the reason people need to circle things Her husband raped 5 year olds ? Everything is a combination of multiple biological and environmental factors .... Even without the inuendo , this is dessertving of a If you're not using RES here's a template for you : I've seen more complaints about the new chat on reddit than on facebook . I remember pitching to my parents that the Sony PlayStation would be the best graphics video games will ever have . Example : Spyro . So I had to get it early . Now with my PS3 and gaming rig , they're like But where are all the big hairy gay men supposed to pee ? ! ... no relevant rule 34 involved ... What . You should've caught it with the fuball . If you had just typed " A " instead of " My , " I would totally upvote this because it's cute ... but because you're passing off a popular photo as your own , you get Yeah in between learning my shuvits and ollie manuals I make sure I scream obscenities at black people and spraypaint my own last name places . Anon-Op : " Forever Alone Flash Crowd " was clearly done because its success was seen as being important to a cause . So you made an Amish village ... in a computer game . I'm afraid it will go through the fold didnt say it looked like a human dick I joined the navy because I wanted to spend time in the ocean . I got stationed in colorado springs . > Internet explorer You could have just added 5.50 to you steam wallet and bought a . 49 cent item with that 5 dollar game for yourself . Mebibyte knows that but I'm sure he didn't tell you . Pffffffff . He could have just added 5.49 to his steam wallet and bought a . 49 cent item with that 5 dollar game for himself , therefore only spending . 49 cents on a Premium account . I know you know that . I counted six IE toolbars I just have a Textexpander shortcut when I type " lod " . Means I can use it in other places too where the normals get completely confused . Ugh , I know , women are just the worst ! You had a get out of jail free card , and you didn't use it ? How would she know his name is Steven unless you are talking back to him ? Yes , despite the fact that the two panels are very clearly outlined in thick , bright red lines . Also , in iOS 5 you can make custom text shortcuts . So I chose to become What if you could time travel back to the old Liberty City in GTA 3 ... 50 tracks .... FTW ! Holy Deja Vu batman .... I feel like I was here before ... but on .... Digg ? ! ? ! ? Well , thank you ! You already posted this with exactly the same title As not been an Indian , I don't know what you guys are talking about Looked down in the comments , and there's an enormous debate about religion . I thought 2012 was next year ! Yeah , and Berkeley is a steal at $ 35,000 a year hmmm a south african thread and no one is rambling away in Afrikaans yet , wat gaan aan mense Corn Syrup ... I had to go to court to pay a speeding ticket ; couldn't mail it in because the asshat cop gave me a no-seatbelt ticket as well because I had to take the belt off to get my wallet out * sigh * the dangers of having everything taken literally when it conveniently supports your arguments on reddit is upsetting . where are these comments on every rage comic that say " i will eat your unborn children " etc . ? perhaps the curbstomping bit was a bit extreme , but i figured the majority of redditors would not believe i intended to do so ... Yeah Yeah u have checked for STDs ? Probably the best way to do it . I told a girl I liked her shoes once and she assumed that I was gay We get two versions of MVC 3 in one year , Dead rising 2 a year ago and a re-release of the same game with Frank West even after there was DLC with Frank West in it this year . Plus not to mention the multiple editions of Street Fighter 4 . Also , lets not forget when they took Mercenaries from 4 and 5 and made it into a single game . I see this but I can't even get another Onimusha game , not even an HD remake . Maybe you shouldn't stick your dick in the ocean Maybe * * your * * losing your grip . * * what a sexist thing to say . " females meet " < ? ! are you talking about dogs ? wtf . i mean , just saying " girls meeting " or " ladies meeting " would be a million times better . Texas ... I can't believe she wore white You and your friend are both douchebags . Fear change ? Then how do you expect to ever move forward . Yeah I made the " more accessible " * looks at username * I just looked and apparently / r / picsofdeadkids is real ... what the fucking fuck reddit ! ? Supporting the look of disapproval . Whoa whoa whoa .... What is wrong with guns ? Saving this thread . Oh , nevermind then . You didn't mention that everyone else was doing it . That makes it right . You must be from an enormous city if you disqualify cities smaller than SD or LA from being called " urban " . Link to the sun Good god . That's not sexist at all , no sir . i get it That's that " real estate will never deflate " mentality that got america into trouble in the first place I've missed out on the meet-ups for a solid month now . Yay for my master's program taking up all my time ... Not sure if trolling or just spam . > I'm trying to * * read * * Fox News ... I'm sorry I'm not going back and reading all the other comment threads . He sounds like he does a voice for a character on family guy No , I said University Village . Wait , Pollux Black's daughter , Walburga , was born in 1925 , when he was 13 ? Sorry this may be over 10 words , but this is officially the first time someone I've sent a message to has asked for a critique on here and it entertains the hell out of me . Looking back the message was probably pretty crappy , possibly not deserving of a response , which may be why I didn't get one ! Agreed . Also , maybe get rid of the * They didn't label the axes By the way , Lion finally has " How the fuck did I misread that as Kanye West sunset ? Are you fucking kidding me I live in a studio apartment . It has a mini-fridge . Mini-fridge freezers suck . It's a delicate line between the entire fridge being a freezer , and the things in the freezer being not frozen in the least . Because this wouldn't be taken already . Same boat my friend . Although I get the added pleasure of working around 16 liter diesel engines that have been running for hours on end . Also our uniform shirts are long sleeved ... #20 : Cord Blood You mean bottled water ? that explains why he thought of Amsterdam as a paradise He just needed to pretend like he was writing his info so other people wouldn't 1,281 up votes . Now I have to downvote you 16 times so we're even . This looks like it might be an LA Persian version of Jersey Shore I submit them like crazy . Still play with knuckledraggers While doing what ? shameless exposure of nips for karma is You jizz in your pants ? Does someone have their penis sticking out in the middle picture ? Not even Japanese animes go that far . EA WHY YOU EXCLUDE AUSTRALIA ? Believe it or not .. I got into a heated debate back in college . Because some women found the term " woman " a chauvinistic term - because there's MAN in woMAN Thank you very much , I just might not watch that film . Fair enough , but the highest deductible is only $ 500 I cannot change the settings because I do not have a Trackpad . Es un poco penoso reírse de un borracho . When I saw the infomercial , I was thinking " Who would buy that shit ? " then I saw it sitting on the kitchen counter of my grandparent's house . System Preferences > Language & Text > Text > add a shortcut to substitute . I set it so that " lod " in brackets automatically turns into It's called " Cheesey Pasta " ? This is definitely the first post in the thread to get a mixture of O_O and ... so I'm not the only one who thought of this . a 2007 mustang when he was 16 . I see Liquid ` JinrO and HuK on this . Am I safe to assume these are smurf accounts ? FANNY PACKS ! damn hippies Why are the rebooting the franchise so soon ? but ... nature .... Just a quick question , if it's really that much of an intellectual relationship , then why is Pisces the first criteria because of fapping . Now there's a SECTION in fucking libraries just for cliche teen vampire books Oh yeah , that's what I meant - it was _despite_ a Republican congress was it any good ? my sister keeps asking me to come over and watch it with her . but i must not . Tonks . He ? slow clap This is a very good resource , but some of the rankings are a bit suspect . The US has a work / life balance of around 7 out of 10 ? I come to Reddit to avoid seeing that non-story . Yeah it looks like you had a tough run , winning all those games . She looks yummy Why write F ^ 7 U ^ 12 out every time when you could use something like TextExpander to make a shortcut that expands out to the full thing ? ( Also useful for typing Next time M calls your BF a pet name walk up to him , lightly grab the back of his neck and pull him in for a good 5 second make out sesh , then grab his crotch give M the look of disapproval Not at all . I think dead babies are hilarious . Not believable ? It's a movie about aliens Heh , was kicking myself after I got my outfit off . I've been dog-sitting for my parents , and they're off in the corner going LOL 10 down votes .... reddit has lost its sense of humor or it has been diminished to mile long " rage " comics ... true story ! Thought it was nba 2k12 . Not Nba 1989 . They are Poke'balls . Nice try , Cartman . Pretty sure silverbacks are males . NONE ... I've asked .. her answer was Because it's totally smart to download something that you don't even know what it is and hope for the best . My thoughts : of course , classy , I do this too , but I cancel it out afterwards because I'm right courteous like that . At least then I'm in control of the beep . Me Chemista ? Oh , I got it ... These movies are getting ridiculous . 1 was scary , 2 was predictable , now 3 is just ... What good would it do to pray to the god of * thunder ? * You'd just make more wildfires . 77291 views and 4 bids But poor Jon How is Canada not a developed nation ? No , because then I get a " You need to close your eyes during prayer . " you seem too excited over this finding to NOT be an advertiser ... So you aren't the attractive girl pictured ? He sounds like a Wrath-baby to me . I remember in Ulduar and ICC when the other healers would obsess over HPS while I'm thinking " you have 12 million overheals ! I downvote any comment about how some video or story that was posted made them cry . " This literally brought tears to my eyes .. " I was once over 1000 miles away from home for a job interview , but even I was able to order food to my room . TIL OS 10.7 lets me see Just because you haven't watched the series and thus can't identify a scene from it doesn't mean you ~ ~ don't know what series it is ~ ~ haven't heard of the series Yeah ... I actually made my comment before the person who got upvoted above me . They cited the interview that I linked . The revisionism . All crit server ? Didn't even need to watch this to figure out where the video was shot ... Why do you sound like you're bragging ? ... an announcement that she's ripe to breed Redditor for 15 minutes I don't want to seem offensive ... but come on .. Yeah he is , just as people are entitled to use Christianity to heal amputations . Your comment is so stupid it actually makes my blood boil ; so what if it's not scientific ? my mom always tells me im wasting space on the tv by not stretching it OP's name is Steve_Mahanahan " The virus could apparently not be eliminated except by a clean install of the operating system . " Christ is coming , and so i am i . I came here expecting severs ! Sooo what does this have to do with Minecraft ? Smith machine Yep boooooooooom is the bomb ( La propuesta 20A se ve pocamadre y era muy original Is this really such a shock to you that buying music legitimately can be a point of ridicule ? And turn your damn poison off , Singed now that we have fixed * This isn't the subreddit you were looking for * Happy cakeday So what you're telling me is you could afford WoW , but not a mouse ... Some of my friends were so blase ' about this shot which I did not understand . Apparently my old friend's gyno was like , oh it's not a big deal , you probably won't get HPV anyway I'm alive still ! You sir , are a master of building suspense . Do you work in advertising by chance ? Posting a question asking if you are alone on a website with millions if unique views a month Oh , so it's okay to belittle women about their looks and their weight but don't you dare talk about a man's willy ? The entire province of Alberta : The fuck are you doing in this subreddit ? second from right ... What do you guys even type in google to find this stuff ? I thought I'd see celebrities everywhere I went in New York . I've been here five days and the closest I've gotten is an energy healer who knows Jane Fonda .. * These aren't the ents you are looking for * Wait , what ? Those two women at the store * knew * they had been in the ditch for two days ? I went to the official website for the Unified Counsel of All Things New Age and clicked through to their glossary section . The definition of ego listed there did not match the one you gave sorry dude , ill write to google and ask em to fix it , should be cool , im friends with the owner And they were all like ... No XL = Because all 11-17 yr old boys should ooze sex appeal Does this have choose your own achievement points mode ? 9001 What kind of shithole do you live in ? Tiny Tim on Teen Hardcore ? What verb is " Anarchist ? It's the real Rita Skeeter ... I can LITERALLY smell this video I thought these re-posts were at least supposed to have creative titles > Half hour at a dog park twice a week . The same damn kibble every meal . Being told when to poop . That's a fantastically fulfilling life . downvote for the automatic download What kind of stuff , and just how credible are their prices ? Thanks for the help Thanks for the help fuck you Raod tripipng it aroscs the conurty and you epxcet me to be yuor DD ... I think it's taking a dump Her thoughts ... " I really need to stop dating Redditors .. The first comment you would need ' lil ' to have no syllables ... just L . This comment you'd need it to have two : little . It was a joke You've been around long enough to know better A lesson on class , coming from a guy who feels he urge to inform us of how fat and pasty the people he talks to are . Except Columbus Day Not sure whether to What is going on today in Norway ? Man , talk about exhibitionism . You deserve your downvotes , Malfoy . windows plus hp = while i am totally on board with your condemnation of such ignorance , you're spelling chipotle wrong To be nit picky , in Michigan's Up , the southwestern edge of it is in Central time . This screwed me up once when I bought a snowmobile from a Michigan town , and got their an hour early to pick it up In Barcelona - Oh wow , the prostitutes are really aggressive here , I guess that's ok if she grabs my dick and plays with it , but I'm not paying for shit . About a minute in , oh my God ... it's a guy All of them except for Is this a real condition ? I've heard many people say " My penis tastes like skittles " . I thought it was a joke but now I'm just confused > Meditation too hard ? Don't want to have to adhere to the strict rules of right action and loving compassion to all living things ? Just repeat Amit ābha a thousand times and he'll take pity on you and give you a get-out-of-suffering-free card . I live 100 yards from the epicenter of the 1906 earthquake in Pacifica . The owner only mentioned that after I signed the lease . My dad ( a pastor ) called me the other day and asked me if I knew anything about " The God Particle . " What kind of retarded hospital did you go to ? Worse is when you're a cook and always making shit for your friend who can't smell to try . " Hey man , this smell good to you ? " , " Enough garlic in this you think ? " , " Oh man , this cheese stinks dude , come smell it ! " . Him : Ive been listening to a repeating soundtrack of Frank Sinatra Fly me to the moon and come fly with me on repeat . This is soooooo much fun ! I just built my first non tute rocket . 3 solids with decups and finishing with a flame style . I launched nothing happened Ive been listening to a repeating soundtrack of Frank Sinatra Fly me to the moon and come fly with me on repeat . This is soooooo much fun ! I just built my first non tute rocket . 3 solids with decups and finishing with a flame style . I launched nothing happened at first i was like The " If you have a weather control machine , why haven't you helped out the many Oregon farmers struggling to make ends meet this year from the excessive rain ? Also worth noting – The default install of Lion seems to support Many of the Grammar Nazis on Reddit show their No small . Weirdest boner , though . Whoever's stream I'm using needs to move their mouse Vampirism just makes this stuff a farm fest . I found the zoo next to a square of water with a one block pathway surrounding it , alerted the monsters , stood in the corner , and slowly killed them all with my swords . Only time I got low was on a boss , popped a potion , and realized my potion healed for less than my melees do . Sounds to me that still – despite your really long justification reply – you simply think Halo isn't " worthy " of a re-release because it's 10 yrs old ... yet Zelda is a series that is perfectly fine spitting out a " remake " every 2-3 years ( some installment on some platform ) because it is 25 years old . What is this nonsense ? I hope it's not about HDD . Shit got broken twice already > You've obviously never heard of " chasers " . Shaka , when the walls fell ... Already ? No , it was my eyes . Yes however since trying it I can't escape the toilet . > Are you complaining about realism in a game based in a fantasy world where you can cast spells and breath fire by speaking a word ? HDMI cables . They are sold at roughly 10x what they're worth . As a Best Buy Employee ( A sign that you should learn how to crop pics I'm norwegian . This was funny , but I'm watching you I'm norwegian . This was funny , but I'm watching you Denied ! A master's degree in Jewish studies will surely get him a job > Edit : The article says the black hole makes as much energy as a thousand trillion suns .... where I come from , we just call that a quadrillion Austria , not Australia - so many times " your " It does and I have seen it . You're right , profiling Muslims is a good thing . Questions like this Ok I admit , I used to be a big fan TIL Land Speeders are called such because their STC was discovered by a tech-priest named Arkham Land . Only if you're talking to Mexicans has anyone else noticed the fact that on Lion you can see -> why I always like to wash my fruit before I eat it . And here you are , still calling him ' retarted . ' Please tell me your carrier string is really " And yet , the composition is still sub-par . I don't think you'll have to worry about getting beaten up or even harassed ( maybe in a good fun ) . Just don't go to a Dodgers game Who downvoted this amazing comic I don't understand why people downvote sometimes , I was on r / texashelp and someone was offering to help people to learn basic Programming and it got 3 downvotes > I just don't understand why a language would deny me the ability to better-encapsulate my code in functions as opposed to classes . TIL that some people could not see I was expecting cheese rolling Not only that , they continued to call him that for the * entire * game . For a second there the picture didn't load and I managed to grab a quick look at your username before it did . I briefly had a " SHUT . DOWN . EVERYTHING " moment . The internet has scarred me Cleaning and maintaining an 870 ? Rules of engagement , in a societal breakdown ? Wtf does America have to do with this ? This is about Norway ... not funny Seriously , how much therapy am I going to need after that ? Well , what the fuck else do you want ? It's entirely possible . You know how twins work . What's more to say ? BTW , what's the story with this guy ? He's now stalking all my comments and commenting everywhere I comment ... That sounds like a pretty dickhead thing to do 4 chan is that way The last thing i want to read about is " families doing things together " in the Intercourse news When the ' 19 YEARS LATER ' text came up in the theaters , I heard gasps of surprise like , " Omg , really ? ! " I really thought this comic was going to be about cheese-wiz ... But where is the Piece of Eden ? It was supposed to be there ! The best part was we're supposed to believe that he's at GameStop with his " wife " , and the topic of flavored condoms come up and how the wife likes them and they are out and need more . I heard video games were to blame " This isn't a urinal is it ? " Not so I lost a game to that . I foolishly thought that if I just saved the game and reloaded it that the NPC would reset to wherever he starts . He didn't ... > Thanks for returning the favor " But some of my best friends are gay ! " Thanks for your presumptive , pissy , passive aggressive post " Uploaded by UsamaFTW " Ron Paul Welcome to 2007 . Conversation about hugs ... history of internet graphic and no mention of porn Punchline in title . Another Brooker circle-jerk Done and done . Expect me . Your results indicate that a . 223 fired from ground level is capable of space travel ... Holy shit I just realized You ninja'd me already . But I actually liked his old stuff . Now I'm like " FUCKING PICK ONE ! JUNKIE OR REFORMED DRUGGIE ! It's an ankle bracelet , a cute baby and a nude yoga headstand . Still happening ... Ludo . Everyone in my hometown is completely enamored with them because they're a ~ local band that made it big , but I'm not a fan . Apparently this makes me subhuman . Saw the preview for next week . Fucking Gale God I need to get out of this damn state . I don't think we're on the same page . I totally agree , but the thing that drives me the most crazy is .... Who puts out a big advertisement for a game that doesn't have the greenlight ? In that condition my first reaction wouldn't be * " Oh my , I need to shave or else people will think ill of me . " * See , I've figured it out - all these luddites have it right - Monsanto is clearly evil . Who could think of an easier way to kill people than to * fucking grow food to feed the exponentially expanding world population * . Shit - starving them just must not have been working fast enough ! I can't like this , but only because tezzies face looks so wrong to me You forgot the hello > so as to show the world how awesome they are ... because historically the 50 state governments have done so much better in supporting personal liberties than the federal government Oh and what is Lance hiding down there ... Lol I agree about Emma Watson and London . Quiet now Much better ... I was expecting cheese rolling 2006 as well ... Oh so being married to an Xbox is not okay ? ? Fucking bigot . The deep artistic boy I loved in high school ended up becoming a college ' bro ' who , Facebook informed me , dated a girl named * Destinee * . You dropped the soap At those moments I precede my Christian rock is cool and all and I enjoy it ( ( y At ease Captain , we have our men on it . Is this really a question ? You want your daughter to get married and have kids and * that * makes her successful ? It looks like Batman is doing some extreme duckface On behalf of non-fit basketball players . Stop writing his essays Conveyor belt sushi ? Don't downvote that guy for knowing her actual nickname in the books 1127 ppl like this ... And me by twelve hours . So you NEVER laugh at something you've seen before ? Ever watch a rerun of something , or watch a movie more than once ? Repost Nazis agreed . downvote . Well good for you Did someone say .... RP ? I thought that was a pvp server I came in this thread because I though the singer Beck has said something but its just Glenn Beck i guess i should have seen that one coming . No ! Some bitch ass kid stole mine ! My enemies always did You thank me with my senior pic ? and then we would wait Yeah good point : The Sandlot , there's another overly sentimental piece of shit . I hate that movie Is it that strange ? Non birthday downvote Watch him like a fucking hawk rush , naked , scum .......... sounds about right Yes , yes and yes . The saddest part of this story is that this is my cousin . * * Anime references for names * * Sounds like a porno film I saw once Iceland # 1 ? Apparently sunlight was not a criterion Get off reddit . No va a faltar el que pida que el upvote se llame FUA [ Book Spoiler ] ( / b " Yeah , but Ender didn't have sex scenes ... which makes a big difference when you're trying to put it on TV and get people to accept it . People aren't going to like it if 14-16 year olds have sex scenes in HBO series . I'm by no means prudish , but I think I'd be pretty unfortunately , yes I was told this wasn't supposed to happen . I agree . 100 % with this . I was watching a Shoutcast of his a while back and he literally said " He's making marines early ... he's probably going to attack now . " Is that child under the bed ? The rated comment in that thread is the same as the top rated comment in this thread . Why aren't you streaming ? I was looking at the chick being swung around ...... then I saw the black guy . Upvoted . Inconsistency is definitely one of those things that drives me nuts as well These three are always easy access ? > So you can only have a choice if someone else subsidies your choice ? When I first heard about Scientology many years ago ... I actually thought ... hmm , if this is like a church for Science stuffs instead of religious stuffs , I might actually enjoy it . Then , I found out it was really about pew pew ... gives us your money ... zoing peyao katulu nikto ... and then I was like " Transform Any Song You Want into 8 - bit " should be titled " How to make a MIDI file sound like a shitty Casio keyboard . " Replacing instruments is not how you make a chiptune . Unfortunately , I had one of those ... and she's a political science major . This is every one of my psych major friends . damn , got a chat with the livesupport but he told me hi and sorry purchase via origin . Two sentences and not even a cya There's not enough Yeah , I set 3 of them that were ridiculously loud once ... I just slept through them . I had them set for 7am ... Woke up at 10am with one still ringing . The ads for Family Guy Porn ... i got Tylenol Codine Then I realized it was free . Yes . I do . Yeah , nevermind starting wars , Jesus would forgive those asap . Clearly . Hopefully observer mode ! Theres an ocean in the background I thought I was safe from birthday sex ... but no ... it was anniversary sex ... Why does a pill have pigments in it ? I don't care what color my pills are . Inception , Bourne Ultimatum , The Dark Knight , Avatar Why is this in / funny ? This would be in / interresting_but_not_funny_at_all " This video is a response to Let's blame the Jews " No , no , no ! Ketchup ! ? ! Well , that's just great . Wish you would've told me before I set up the interview . I had a friend who used to think I was black , back when we only met online to play WC3 . I'm actually Chinese This was my reaction as well . The weird thing is this comic was apparently done by a woman . First thing I noticed . It's not even IE9 . If this clock is genuine , I definitely want it . There are collectors who would go nuts for this thing . The only question is , can I get it for the right price . Why was the " 1 in 6 high-poverty " kid given darker skin ? You called ? Had to be Illinois , didn't it ? Bit of a language barrier there . And men wearing dresses my fax : Damn hipsters ... This post somehow managed to be even worse then the first . There's no words for it really and everyone should weep that there's really people like this in the world . In short : You sound like a spoiled hipster haha , your team makes me I submitted with Did you fuck up drawing the How do you seriously fail a 4 - gate vs 1 - gate robo ? with external drives obviously ... If you had anything to do with Angry Birds I swear to God .... I faxed this : i See what you did there The fuck did I just watch ? I just flashed back to all the times on Loveline when Adam would suddenly stop mid-call and ask , " ... Do you need to replace the battery on your smoke detector ? " And the callers would be all confused and keep trying to ignore it . Analysing Nyan Cat . Nah , exposure was too short that takes 9 fucking episodes " to get guys pregnant " I completely forgot about that episode . Fuck dude , I can't believe this was a kid's show . Sharing links is not encouraged Oh , I'm sorry , does the usage panel disagree with my use of that word ? don't do that If you did not understand the satire : First Person Shooter Game . I just feel Shay Grove ! My grandfather is lactose intolerant , and always has fruit punch on his cereal I was trying to figure out what * * your * * point was pointing out that they're taxpayers . There is no trading games for items in this subreddit , and yor post has been removed . You could try / r / gameswap , buy I doubt you'll get many takers for a bundle that was supposed to be for charity . I was joking but for the attempt to make it sound like you dont fap : decent /= descent Who is Will Rogers ? > Yes you idiot . Mother of God . I live in Iowa . My brother types " cum " for " come " He's his competition , but I haven't heard one Kanye diss . And I see what you did there and I offer you this : For some strange reason , I forgot about the context of this thread and when I read " Fucked my father , " I had one of these The majority of those had me hurting out of sympathy I just said I wasn't there , why would I have video Yeah , the tourists killed a lot of the vibe for me there . But looking back on it now that I'm surrounded by 8 million people . I'd rather walk down St George St . sometimes instead . That's my birthday ... I watched the mermaid in english A gaming laptop you can't configure with windows ? The Bible says it started with two . Which would entail your comment . OJ played some sport and was famous and killed some white bitch and the LAPD fucked shit up and then the judge let TV cameras in the court room and then OJ's lawyer said " If the glove doesn't fit , you must aquit . " and then the jury was all like " Not guilty " and black people were all like " Yay ! " and white people were all like At first I was Dude , you tripleposted from two accounts And furthermore , did his complaining in a _third_ subreddit , such that people like me who are subscribed to neither atheism nor pics ( on account of them having too much stupid shit like , oh , I don't know , bits of text pointlessly turned into pictures , just to pick an example _completely_ off the top of my head As a perk after your trial period : inbreeding ! > So the next time you see another human gasp and state " We are of the same species " in astonishment . Then Girls are weird . kevinkm 77 ' s dad works with computers so you're wrong . My flat doesn't look as nice as that prison Improper use of LOL face Haha , is funny because you're generalising ! thanks for blowing my mind ass hole ... This news article is from May of this year , the story broke in dec of 2010 . Reality Porn Kings site still carries her video for a buck with preview pictures . But at least you can do I see someone else been taking advantage of those Humble Bundle deals ... and also not playing them Congrats ? what about my " reclassification " ( ╯ Ron is making that How did you have a Feraligatr in 3rd Gen ? To the people who decide being literate is bad : Michael C . Hall ... It's always better to be [ insert non-discriminated group here ] than [ insert discriminated group here ] when the times are such . Assholes . french canada Here in England , that seems to be the default pronunciation . Yeah , $ 29 is pretty steep ... Why yes , I * am * too lazy to ... * * goddamn it ! * * Ted Theodore Logan will * always * be relevant When I signed up for my OWN personal bank account at 15 , there just happened to be a raffle for an iPod with new sign ups . I happened to win and was so freaking excited to get my iPod . When I went to pick it up it was a 512mb shuffle Mine will ship Friday Oh I see what you did there . I would've walked out of that class room pissed . looking forward to it RES adds a button to advertise itself ? Australasian Sea I'm here to love your octopus . haha i used to tease the admins in my office , " hey do you know what SIP is ? " coworkers : " uhhh " i'd then take a big sip out of my coffee and stare You got your own name wrong As a props guy : I see what you did there Hard to believe this actually happened again , and I was about to make a silly joke that it's probably a mix up with the Tab again . But looks like Verizon beat me to it ... Lawl , she thinks being gay makes you a different species ... No , I got it right . Problem is , someone else on reddit stole it Order some via Amazon . They go cheap on the nutella . It looks like a lot , but that part of the container has a bottom that is over half-way up the container . This one time , less than a day after the airing of Tosh . 0 where they asked for bad examples of the 5 - second-rule , this one guy posted on reddit asking people . A bit of a misuse , if you ask me . Coincidence possible ? Of course . Still ... I keep a 2x , a 3x , and 4x on my desk at all times . Sometimes solved , sometimes scrambled . I can't count the number of times I've been asked if I can solve them . My parents let me pronounce a TON of things wrong because they thought it was funny , even to the point of embarrassing myself in high school class discussions . " Grape " Which tastes nothing like grapes Two of these in one day . on that note : don't anybody dare unsubscribe ! Are yours better quality than stikkit ? I ordered one and it looked like they bought sticker printer paper at walmart and printed it out on a shitty HP printer ... for $ 5 It's not even fair right now . It is so much easier to win the East . Not that it means anything if you do ... The funny part is everyone in the comments is complaining about it being reposted and yet it still has ~ 494 upvotes . Jew camps have a history of being not so fun ... i cannot You ruined it I felt guilty about wanting the bracelet so I read through a bunch of articles before making my request I've watched people open IE and the google home page loads . They then proceeded to use Google to search for programs installed in their computer . Not sure if serious ... or just on my level ... " The Thing " is definitely a contender for the best practical effects in a movie ever . I heard that they're making a prequel about the nordic team that was chasing the dog in the beginning , possible Thank you all ! I know how you feel man . You could go with SG1 but I refuse , mainly because the SciFi channel chose it over Farscape I'm surprised North Korea isn't high on that list You're unbanned . No funny business . i had to do it before I_RAPE_CATS decides to create it ... is this why I'm in the negative in terms of Karma ? Is it because I called it emulation instead of virtualization ? I thought my internet opinion was pretty fair to both Windows and OsX . I miss racing and this bike . By the end of it's life , it was all black with the chrome frame and swingarm . My number was 116 . Miss this one . Mexico Land ? If its not even funny , why is it in r / funny ? How much are you paying for these . I hope it's above $ 3 . ED : Like I said ... How are the wife and kids ? I like how hes staring at a computer monitor while hes pouring ... Burning the sheets and replacing them should get rid of the stains quite nicely . YOU STALKING ME ON REDDIT NOW BIG MAC MAN ? He should be called Big Lunch And even more importantly , what was that shower handle being used for ? This is one of the trippiest fucking movies I have ever seen . Tried to watch it on shrooms but my laptop wouldn't work Damn it . Now I want Nutulla . probably not .... foreveralone .... More importantly , is he forge fast expanding ? GOD I LOVE YOUR EYELASHES " Shaking my head , " as in For the past couple times the UPS man just threw my package at my door without even ringing the door bell . Why would I do this for him I also do bar mitzvah's I had never played OoT until this past year ( I know , it's tragic . ) , but I had a nightmare when I was younger about something that looked just like that ( except it was about twenty feet tall and could successfully hide under rugs without me noticing ) . Thanks for reminding me . At first glance , I thought it was just a funny angle . Wondered why you included the usernames until the end Why ? i never seen it before ! Haha :D if thats a good Are you sure you are licensed to operate an internet browser ? > You have a stack of 64 * * Gold Pickaxes * * I need to buy one of those dogs . No , not like that To .. Reddit comments ? I'm South East Asian and I have amber-colored ear wax . Where did she keep that ? Loose . you tripped right before the finish line That's right , The Daily Show episode about the hacking scandal couldn't be broadcast in the UK because it contained footage from Parliament , which is protected by " Parliamentary copyright " and cannot be used in satire It would have been funnier if one of them was Chris Hansen ! May you take a seat over there please ! nah it's fine I usually complain when others post shopped images so it would be a bit wrong .. Going to reddit to post a long ass story Nice try , FBI . This comment Seriously ? Letting your poor mother run for the item ? I am sure you are still young and should be going for her rather than making her rush around the supermarket . It would have been funnier if one of them was Chris Hansen ! May you take a seat over there please ! * * EGADS BALLSWORTHY FETCH THE DOOR ! Well then put up your fists . untrimmed chest You forgot a Spanish girl In the case of missing data , I prefer failing condescendingly . For example , one of our new internal tools uses opengl extensively , and requires frame buffer objects , along side decent hardware for video processing . Still , people insist on using underpowered hardware ( laptops that sucked hard in 2006 ) . We fail with messages like " Are you sure you read the system requirements ? Are you fucking shitting on my dick ( You get off Reddit this instant . What are you talking about , Demonoid is great ! It's the only service you should use to download tv shows ! Do not look for anything better ! This man has a serious mental illness ! ya I never really made out with my parents No jokes about his mom being a worm picker ? If badass = cheating on your fucking gorgeous wife with annoying and unattractive women , then yes ... he is quite the badass . Hell , I read it in public in Boulder , CO and still got a lot of Really Reddit ? Really ! ? You logged into her facebook . Loving it . But my eye twitched when I saw the three different style tiles ... The dog is > With * * there * * computers > I do not yet have my applications on the market . I assume this means I am not considered a true ' developer ' just yet then . jpg " No Witness Security Program participant , who followed security guidelines , has been harmed while under the active protection of the U . S . Marshals . " i'm looking into your eyes ..... and I still can't tell atheist worldview ... Why didn't he just head the ball into the net when it came off the bar ? But ... The movies told me that Nick Fury was black ! Christ ... dat voice My friends who play tanky DPS are always like " you're a terrible tank , i took more damage than you " while I'm cruising at 200/200 resists and 4k HP endgame . Nasus is obviously a better tank than Alistar with ult on . That's not funny WTF Microsoft you've found me , ValPal Your dog = your name Where does it says that , you're simply basing assumptions on nothing . It says that if they use i3 it could cost less than 1k which can also mean 999 btw . And then they use a specific word , " beyond " , followed by a number , that means * * bigger * * than the number and usually that doesn't mean 1001 , do we agree ? ! I'll be there . Will have a sign with this guy on it : This pseudo-mystic pop-sci-riddly " Code " nonsense is * * so fucking annoying * * in the actual documentary . How do you say You are correct , that is pure shit . Just like this shitty meme and you using it . Shitty . Fucking kill yourself . Try dating ( or being ) a sex-addict I can't this makes me laugh . Oh trolling , Oh trolling . damn omegle is thee most perverted website there is . I know . I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find a comment like this . the miracle of birth ... Black Snake Moan It will probably never occur .... Not sure whether to upvote for relevant username or downvote for blatant racism ... What happens when Mr . Banana Grabber grabs all of the bananas in the world ? wait wtf ? there is a premium charge for android smartphones now ? I thought everyone knew things don't get dangerous until some magic point in-between her blackberry's 1.8 GHz transmitter and the evil Wi-Fi's 2.4 GHz one . There's a big difference there was a reason no one mentioned it Rosearts are cheap . So cheap , they didn't melt in the sun after hours of exposure . Not to mention , they're the shittiest excuse for a crayon . The from what i've picked up ( because it's a gif , I stared at it for like 10 seconds waiting for it to move . Excited for an operating system ? I think we need a post explaining how the system works ... Nice melty bead mail . Mine , however , would be white and grey . How about that ? " Downvote to all that say " No one cares " , or " Who gives a shit " . You guys don't need to be assholes about it . I'm sure he wasn't planning on this shit to get on the front page . If you don't like it , dont post on it . People piss me off . It is the most annoying thing on my news feed . I always hide post as soon as I see it . FUCK THOSE MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN BOOKS ! FUCK ! ! ! ! I THOUGHT I WAS RID OF THEM FOREVER ! ! ! ! ! If you organize the system 32 folder , eg . dll files into a dll folder and so forth , it really speeds up your pc ! Looks like someone came by and changed something . Maybe a certain Redditor ? It's actually back on the menu now at my local ones :P But the minute it's not officially on the menu anymore and I order one , they're all ' We don't have that anymore . ' Oh , sorry , I didn't realize you didn't carry cheese and taco shells anymore Beat me to it by 6 minutes . 13 hours into this post and no one has said anything about the alien putting its hands all over the record ? That's .. terrible ... some tiny midget in a wheelchair and something about the ACLU on university campus ... You should never be leaving Reddit Los Angeles ! ? we dont appreciate YOUR kind around here Why is he standing on the table ? The link seems to require registration ` Not supposed to They're so cool my mom has been using them for about 2 years now . Fireworks is playing cake in their first game ! You're a traitor ! Also , there's a comma splice between " School " and " because . " When will people learn that " because " never , ever needs a comma ? I don't think so Tim . My uncle is a mortician in Texas . Most of his clientele are overweight . He had some gauges fail during the cremation of an overweight woman , and his whole crematorium ( is that the word ? ) started to catch fire . So , he calls the fire department . They show up to put it out ... with water . Its actually one month I forgot to mention that he is a guy Yeah , that awful 150 year old fad When I was looking through my inbox when I saw " John Stewart doesn't really need writers , he just needs researchers . 90 % of the best parts of the show are him just putting footage of right wingers on the screen and giving his best Yeah , I'm pretty sure that she's a card carrying member of all of the " I'm a Mommy " forums . She also refuses to vaccinate my nephews because of the information she gleans from those sites . My Prodigy tramp stamp from 1990 doesn't seem so bad anymore . The bloody mummers and the brave companions are the same , and BwB has nothing in common with it " I can't wait to see that Smurf movie and drag my daughter to it " - My mother still not fixed bill nye : What the hell are you using that paper for ? ! I count two spelling errors in the first comment , and they were not that bad That's Freddy Mercury That kid knew how dog penis smells like ? Clearly racist toward the Jewish ... I'm just regular gay . How do I earn super duper status ? How do you know the Sniper is going commando " I get paid by commission " A bit off-topic here , but did you know they changed the cookie monster ? He eats vegetables and tells kids that cookies are a sometime snack Yeah , I'm a dude ... You don't get karma in firstworldproblems Yea , they fucked up so many times trying to port in a hero , I don't think they even got any right until the second wave ( tundra was right , bubbles and gladiator were fail ) . I thought PR was not intentional , and the fast attack animations are just Agreed * * yep , the Spurs definitely made this switch to accommodate Duncan's huge ego and his wife has a history of making his career decisions over that of Popovich , his father figure . Effect does not mean affect Of course . It's a tired stereotype , and yet all rage comics insinuating such often make it to the front page . Posts like this make me feel old ... the reddit alien on my arm means freedom ! Thanks for the reply here . I cant wait until next year I guess , even though I won't live there anymore . Read the second sentence ... What about the dental records and teeth ? ... For Science ... Similar thing happened to me at a Big 5 . I wanted to buy 12 ga , they ID'd me . That's fine and dandy as I'm over the age of 21 , but I objected and informed the lady that as I was not purchasing pistol ammo , no ID was req'd . She told me she would not sell me shotshells w / 0 ID . Why a child in particular ? He wants to know if anyone else has the CD that's currently in his possession . Not a link to a pirate copy of the OOT soundtrack . * checks username * No excuse for this . $ 100.00 for a pair of gardening gloves that are a different color . Stare long enough into the reddit , and it will stare back into you I thought we had a open spot in our league for a few minutes there Oh . so NFSW I see . Can't tell if her rack is nice ..... also " heeeellloooo interwebs " . This is how I feel ! ... oh wait , I'm working 16 hours this weekend This legitimately bothers me and usually these pictures never affect me . There's been enough of that around here lately , At first I was like Hey that's from the comic . So does the great deal on the trip to Cabo that keeps popping in my spam folder . You just read the 4th book and are contemplating waiting for the 5th ? ! I just imagined the guy picking up the waffle , giving the Wow . So I downloaded to try it out . In their community announcements , they show that they had a $ 10 account sale going until the * day of * the F2P announcement . I want to find the sick fuck ( s ) who did this Kai sucks , watch the originals . 3.6 mb gif Foreskin Awareness My college does the same thing . Learned about it in a sustainability class I was required to take you're kidding right ? In that first one they really went to great lengths to offset the audio so the explosion matches with the visual . And think about how thick six layers of a bill plus 12 layers of notebook paper would be . * No idea * how long * hmmm ? * Mine's Inuichi . Except someone stole it and used it on Reddit first Well this makes me proud to be Australian ... im not sure whats going on in this thread ... Is it just me , or are their hands strapped together ... I agree with this guy . The ivape guy used to post on this subreddit , but then mysteriously deleted his account . I smell a scam . Thanks , OP . Cause , you know , the fucking dental technician skulls from HELL weren't enough to make me never sleep again ... " Nestea's one of my favourite players . Mostly because of his spine crawler attack recently , which is something we talked about many many years ago when we were thinking you could use spine crawlers offensively . We've never never seen it . We finally saw Nestea do it ... " Well that would be rude . I once saw a turquoise one , and a yellow one . Because everyone has turquoise paper something inspired me to watch that whole thing I think it'd be nifty if as Terran you could build temporal stabilizers or growth inhibitors to stop chrono-boosts and larva inject . Clarity malzahar This is why we can't have nice things ! Safe search * moderate * * * Look guys ! please tell me this is a hoax .. * Horny Blame Webster . Dude tried to make us spell tongue as tung . i see what you did there I see what you did there 180 pesos por el buffet de burritos y nachos con quesos ? And yet you didn't even straighten the horizon Lord have Mercy ! I actually see Nice try minor Basically , everything * expensive * is a " girl's best friend . " that subreddit has 2 posts Are you kidding me ? I am seriously disappoint here . Why does this 55 year old man have All Time Low in his interests Perefectly captures the Something infinitely divisible is not infinite . I think the question here is why the fuck you still have XP ? > I just ate .. Kayle was only nerfed as a support champ . I used to play support and win about 7/8 games , but after her rework I've been destroying pretty hard as a carry . How do people not know that this is a car's spoiler ? ... Is he wearing Crocs ? Seems to be a common trend recently , every time a youtube video that has some sort of violence in it gets popular on reddit it gets removed almost immediately . I think we have a spy in amongst us I totally agree with you . The app is definitely a unique , fun way to combine her interests with your proposition , but proposing on a smartphone ? / r / lol is really full of assholes The Doctors these days gets younger and younger ... I wonder what age will be her companion image of text You are so evil . Our odds are great but can't beat Honduras odds ... and bass " Your love is my drug " As much as I agree with this statement , Freud was a freak . He may have founded modern psychology as a profession , he also though every man wanted to sleep with their mother Your clothes still have tags ? This is a hypothetical situation , your opinions on his existence are meaningless On a public post * * CROWS AREN'T RAVENS Oh no let's fret about things that won't last . I bet you loved it * * before it was cool * * Do you mean ' look of disapproval ' ? this was posted yesterday .. can you at least wait more than 24 hours to repost ? Tauren's keep nearly naked humans in boxes . I had made it through the first couple posts and was excited at the prospect it was indeed going to turn out some sort of production error . THANKS A LOT GUY . Oh , America . How proud I am to live inside you . My eyes tell me something that my brain doesnt ... ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ You fapped in a Hot tub ? Where's the Sega Genesis ? Vampires don't have blood of their own . Doesn't anyone read Twilight ? NBA JAM had better not be harmed ... She's probably hot , we'd know if we had a picture Yeah , Paul brakes and Chris King headsets absolutely suck Old lady near a VFW place near me has a used black gamecube for 80 dollars . When I asked if she would take 10 , she told me to get out . it doesnt say anywhere in this that he HAD his own blood It wasn't me I just looked at that image made a ಠ_ಠ as my brother walked by , he said " What the fuck is wrong with your face ? " I had him look and then we were both It would be great if only it didn't have a carb ... I've had one for about a year now and it looks pretty , but it's not functional . The problem is that when you release your finger and clear the chamber , the ashcatcher stays milky white with smoke . So between every hit , you have to clear that bulb of stale smoke and it's a pain in the ass ( and it wastes trees I don't see anyth ... Fucking hipster ... who the fuck would downvote this offer of a lifetime No , you .. Fuck , I get mine out in like three weeks , and you have now given me reason to be concerned . Thanks Not really advice , just sad news that I still won't be able to grow a beard What of them ? Yellow ? So you pack chutes for a living ? isn't this a repost ? thats what she said . I have a couple cd's , but don't recall anything that sticks out . Do you have a favorite ? And , i suppose the name should have made me look harder im following you I read this in his voice . Just this one . Arsenic and Apple Pie ... Bigger WTF : Copious amounts of racism on youtube Never heard that pun before … Likitung is going to give me nightmares . I hope this isn't a troll just trying to squeeze free games from people $ 94 is bigger than $ 90 . Way to totally kill my boner 3:23 Her vagina area It takes less than an hour and a half to listen to this band's entire discography ... Girl . My nephews already don't know what cassettes are . My wife also doesn't know how to operate a record player Not sure if real thing or someone doesnt know to white balance > Oh wait , it does I gave an A or B option Still unsure as to how that warrants i used to think flames on a car made it go faster More like " The roc only falls hard left because you can't put enough spin on it . It's not recommended for beginners for that reason . You should know a bit about disc flight before you go telling people what they do and what to buy . Nooo ! This is completely different . Torrent seed box All I did was ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Yep . 98SE wasn't too bad and then we had * ME * . I should do reposts . This guy has 147 link karma he didn't have before Both have opposable thumbs get fat and vote conservative The fuck does that mean ? ( from jersey ... No post from account " obviously-a-fake-account " with This makes you * want * to masturbate ? 38 ° C is perfect The transparency , or the rushing of Deathcap as sona ... That i completely understand . I find myself more and more often gravitating towards my computer to waste time on reddit . It's an addiction Don't you call my Sproke a black & white . * * it's kind of like hearing someone saying that nine inch nails stole that johnny cash song hurt . Thrall's balls that is impressive Yeah , that part is really creepy . The part that * really * throws me off is that she had many abortions done at a clinic before that one . Why did she decide to do it herself on this particular pregnancy ? o . o She was only 16 or 17 when she got arrested and had been getting abortions since she was like 13ish . Jesus fucking Christ ... why would you give them more ideas ... At least give credit to Funnyjunk It's called a * * loofah * * Lol . That K-mart on the letterhead was right down the street ... Until It closed 6 years ago . Don't come near my family . I ran out recently , and the store i got it from last time told me to try again in December and they might have it . Drunk girls Your tax dollars hard at work . LATIN PORN VIDEOS That is his face ... he was born that way . Pour ma part , j'ai toujours su que c ' était une moustache molle ... Already blocked by my filter You honestly think throwing at someone in a Major League game is considered assault ? Really ? Um ... who are 28,553 assholes that down voted this ? * But if he does ... * Extra sour .... I see what you did the It's the Bad Color ... It would take a month just to understand the requirements and get started they hate Captain Picard .... Yep ... Chen sure said a lot of things ... a lot of things ... I took 4 years to clean your couch ? said " Cthulhu " right , said " mythos " wrong Hey ... yooo ? No easy way to read RSS feeds , BUT you can subscribe to featured blogs for $ 2.99 a month . Non-drive side picture ... I had too . I was kinda like You assholes always gotta turn everything into a pun thread . Vista Home Basic why'd you immediately think of that metaphor Working on a live server ? A new couch They let orangered die in the Nineties ! what do you mean ? The Mile high club on veteran This just disgusts me . I can't believe they actually said " What is the difference between a player and a gold farmer ? " . Right ... Lag ... Will keep that in mind when I start Cornell next fall . A simple / s would have sufficed . This tread again LOL , you didn't even change the title . so , terminator 3 was ok then ? Well Michael Pachter is stupid . He once said the reason we don't see many RTS's on consoles was because of there turn based nature . Sorry , but the correct answer is " The Bear and the Maiden Fair " I know people that did this The kind that makes Jack go full I read that as my love for cocaine . Canadian debt is expected to grow about 56 billion this year . It would have been nice if you put NSFW on your link . I'm at work . THERE IS A CAMERA IN THE WAY Your lack of geographical knowlegde disappoints me . That's because , unlike r / atheism would lead you to believe , 95 % of religious people aren't dumb . So , are people into tentacle porn flirting with Cthuluanity ? Journey hasn't been released Thanks . You just linked master toons on * * * Reddit * * * . It's only a matter of time before it gets shut down now . Who the hell rent or buy porn DVDs today when there is internet ? usually you don't start with a battleship whose primary damage type is drones You were playing Fayde weren't you .. not a link ? When I was in high school they actually had a math class that taught that . It was called " Consumer Math " and was only available as a remedial course for those that failed Algebra . Me too . Those are Crayolas It sucks that the vendors keep giving out tiny ass grinders with MFLBs . When I ordered mine , I got a nice medium sized grinder for free . My friend got one that is so small it is unusable . I also read it that way . Was ready to post one of these : As if I didn't already have a hard enough time Nice Try Breakup-troll . Mad wasteful . Not worth the joke . I hate all of you . So much . Is it dead ? ? double post ? ' scientifical ' has lost its humor now . * * And this is why you don't drink and drive Twenty minutes in , I was watching it for nostalgia and went im sure his sponsors have given him over 1 mill easy Why would you open Internet Explorer ? Now you've gone and made me hungry > redditor for 3 hours I liked the part where this claimed to be 100 % accurate summation and not a humorous generalization of males and females ... Cool story bro . You can't mine diamond ore with a stone pickaxe . We meet again Ninja Lincoln [ ] ( / aintthatsomeshit " Aint that some ... well piss Thanks , I am now There must be a shirt with a strategically placed Put the fucking story back up . I am not as ಠ_ಠ and your What ... what happened to your other cats ? The more I look at those sharks .. I'm already raging at the first couple of sentences because this tool is referring to the movie and not the book . Did not find any jolly rancher stories in here Seriously ? " Girls think I am hot and good looking " People have done crazier stuff ... Is that Roger from American Dad in the background ? one guys lost his friend on MLG and the other one lost his gear .. whats wrong with you guys ( I currently have a pimple on the side of my nose ..... You drove up take off your shirt No , I'm saying the claymore blows up then . No summoning spiders at the party damnit That's not even how the joke goes . I do that sometimes , but I don't think about BJs while doing so Got all the badges for the chief scout award . Was to lazy to write a 5 page report for it . Y U link from photobucket ? Y U link from photobucket ? Meat Loaf is the 5th , Backstreet Boys are the 8th Hey , look what happened ! I got a tattoo in Ireland , and the nurse from Red Cross told me I couldn't donate because it was 3rd world Does visiting a previous square again count as exactly once ? Now my balls hurt , have an upvote You're answering Reddit questions , don't think you can do all of this from your iPhone How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ? $ 880 million apparently . Nice ad hominim attack . When you can't win on the merits of your argument , trying to start a sex scandal is a great tactic . No problem . I was directly referred to hotheadpaisan's comment ( Redditor for one month My friend's gamertag has always been BillCosby , and a few years ago for halloween he decided to go as cosby . He's white , and straight up blackfaced . He was really confused at all of the reactions that were like " That's not random your eyes look tired There is an edited version that sanitizes her experience ? So instead of controlling traffic , I'm deciding on which facebook apps to allow ? Validity aside , it has always seemed strange to me that so many arguments for the existence of god have that parlor-trick feel to them ( I'm looking at you , ontological argument Looks like you were really enjoying yourself . No it's BATFE Audio does not work that way . Hey , Sweaty McSmellerson , did you downvote me because I said my husband doesn't need as much deodorant as other guys you've known ? so most people = couple of people you ' splained it to . No , of course not . My BA was just in English Literature . Ever since I got a cat that looks exactly like the one on the left , I've realized there are about 1,000 , 000 cats that look exactly like mine . Have you considered food stamps , because you might qualify for just making a measly $ 330,000 a year ... The police have some questions for you ... Or did he mean willing to try a hot girl in her 20s ? Thanks for the clarification , but it just feels so redundant . whatever pics or didn't happen Wait so you're going to stay at Gen-con for as long as possible without showering ? I'm just here for them Violentacrez , what are you doing here I have default Windows 7 fonts and can see them . A lot of OSX users can't see I see what you did there . I saw it .. With my eyes . The scar is in totally the wrong place Get one that your parents pay for Ctrl + F " The little plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called aglets . Their true purpose is sinister . " Not found . On with obama's birthday bash tomorrow . Do you talk at the movies ? Why is it Luna looks like Twilight Sparkle ? I didn't know otherwise until I saw the cutie mark . copy and paste . you buy * people * in bars ? I have no idea what's going on here . The only remotely creepy thing I can think of at the moment is when my current girlfriend told me not too long ago that she thinks I look like her father , and that she looks like my mother , and that that's probably the reason we're together . Don't really know what to make of that I find her so condescending , it's unreal . I " The DLC that was supposed to be out yesterday ? " threatened herself with physical hard " I totally see a black guy in the top left corner of the bottom window pane . Either that or ive seen so many of these i am just imagining black people now . Yup , he's probably sort-of gay , when he's dating a girl who's fapping " Dollars to donuts " sounds like some religious miracle BS to me . Yea it is . Sadly the update nuked my saved data . I bet you would have thought a knife was funnier , StabbyPants Private school .... How do you know they are nice if you have no idea what brand / model they are ? i just eat ice cream and cry I don't think it works like that buddy . But he sounds like such a winner . Pretty positive she isn't a dude . I'm so glad you finally decided to take a break from / r / gonewild ... first part looks like this " why did you portray a metalhead as a club douchebag ? Tell her they are for your younger handicapped brother . Then give her the Overcooked eggs . It's more boring , tragic and painful to watch than I ever could have imagined ... gingers are vegetables fool Is he .... WEARING TWO HATS ? ! Glad to see that my seamen are doing good work Sounds like your mom thanked her god and you thanked yours . The gunblades are weird , but archangel's on singed really makes me My ex-girlfriend would come watch me take a shit . She would sit on the edge of the bathtub with a pleased-as-you-can-be grin and would just watch me . I asked her , " Why ? ! " She said , " I think it's so interesting . " I gave the Contact is at #74 , and no sign of Cosmos or Pale Blue Dot ? Good . I hope it ruined every Monty Python skit for you wait that pineapple is not under the sea ... LIAR ! ... my god . Well , I'm in Canada and I bought them from an actual store , not online . Apparently that's enough to add on $ 60 to the price tag WHAT .......... DAAA ....... FUCK .... MAN ! How do you change so much in three years ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Holy Shit ! Is the Norwegian here . I say * * Let them come ..... Tran ( " ny " ) sgendered people .. yeah , that's hilarious . Transgendered people totally belong on the list with piles of shit , Satan , pedophiles , dead cats and Hitler . Did you just append " banana " to a word where it doesn't belong ? That'll work great , for all of 5 minutes , at which point it'll despawn . Is it gay if I recognise that cock ? I also googled " cock " to photoshop it into a picture of my friend . The hell's wrong with you No , this was real I see what you did there Some valid objections I agree with have been raised . Now thinking about how I can make suitably obscure references to reddit to attract the right crowd . Think of all the pron No . Break into the song and I swear to god I will cut * you * into pieces " Look ' em in the eyes and finish " is from 4chan , not from Reddit . I have a Hello Kitty coloring book , but all of the items that aren't white are already filled in with black . Admit it , you laughed before you I have a sudden urge to get a Turkish pastry now . Damn you Lysdexia ! Sorry ... what ? ! Because of Jesus ? Everyone just stares at the objector like this → ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ I noticed . Holy * ? Yes ... YES YOU CAN . TIL that pretty much any picture with a girl in it is considered NSFW . Saw this coming More like , none . The past 2 cars I have purchased ( both manual tranny ) I had to order and wait for them to be shipped to the dealer because all they had were autos . because you didnt include the context dammit Minnesota ! ! I know , I kind of am , but if I have to jump through the hoops to be an official engineer , so should they Okay chief . If you go up , you'll see I didn't anything about true or false . I said silly . I'll be sure to keep your sentiment in mind when I'm shooting at an aggressor " * * 200 * * yards with a handgun . " * * Why didn't you start the contest today ? * * * * [ ] ( / c01 " Absolutely nooothing ... " ) Or / r / rule 34 . Sounds like you need to be hit by a bus , and do the gene pool another favor . On behalf of all bass players ever : How come your skydiving instructor is wearing strappy evening gown heels ? Wish this was just a little bit larger than a thumbnail how do we know someone didn't just take a picture of you doing a headstand and turn it upside down ... What do you mean " you people " ? Looks at his right hand what do you mean by that weasel ? Okie doke / trees I did my part and sent the form letter to my representative , Pete sessions ... i think you accidentally the link Gah ! Nothing in this thread was supposed to turn me on ! In context it seems way more like he's just " getting ready for work " and less of whatever you perverts were thinking You were a twin ? I actually want the Tom Delonge Gibson Model , its pretty unique . I am not a bassist so I will not comment on Mark Hoppus . I agree with the rest though ( does Avril Lavigne really have a signature model ? " sometimes difficult to follow " you broke 90 a week ago with an 81 , then broke 80 this week ? 300 yard drives and 190 yard 6 irons for a 15 yr old ? Well played sir .... You seem to know quite a lot about this . order charge * * I didn't ask for a dime ; I asked for two Dollars . really , you don't say . The juxtaposition of the reddit alien next to " Find us on Facebook ! " makes me Nothing , what's up with .... WWF also does not accept " Jew " as a word . Seems like all publishers are like : " Hardcover ? Extra $ 30 . " Are there universities out there _that_ bad ? And yet , jokes about " black fathers " are completely a-ok . Seriously , posting a link then leaving a comment that is blatant SEO ? Why the fuck is this tagged as NSFW ? Reddit , we have HAD this conversation before ! Pedobear saying at first i was like I'd say 3/3 aren't bad ... ok well 2/3 - The Packers and Blackhawks have shown promise . The Cubs well : * insert meaningless rant here * Oh ! His legs in that scene This , I would be SO for Magicka if the game would actually launch . So I got downvoted because you __belived__ I was trolling Is that a heart shape drawn nearly on every key ? That mouse scale is cheaper than my scale .... A year ago the best golfer was black , the tallest basketballer was chinese and the most popular rapper was white . I disagree entirely . I'm 38 and I've been reading real SF off my mom's bookshelf since I was about 10 ... so admittedly not as long as you but I doubt you were reading Asimov at 5 . When I move to Spain I learned that Spanish National Athem does not have a lyric . WTF ! I think Day [ 9 ] ' s exemplary work , sparkling personality , and abiding love for his fans has gained him enough credit to make me believe that there's some good reason for why this happened and that we shouldn't jump to any conclusions too quickly . I'd also like to impress upon the screddit community to not turn this into some sort of witch hunt and blow this shit out of proportion your shower scolds you ? Jesus christ , the photos of drinking and partying are making their way to google + Mine only turns off when my roommates pop the breaker for my room by flipping the wrong light switch . then you get to bang out ... You don't look like a newt . Yeah , when someone creates art I don't like , I'm glad when they die , too . Only 23 times in the month ? the article says she turns 100 in 14 months but shes only 85 In your van ? Did you - - did you just give the look of disapproval to our fight song ? from the sound of it ... kleinbl 00 is probably a cop on the job as he posts . ( at least , that's how the cops are here on Long Island I like how you assume I'm assuming he's white andrewsmith 1986 is in r / breaking bad with us ? My life is .... Wait , never mind I've found that projecting a " wholesome " ( stable , doesn't party , etc ) demeanor helps with Asian parents . Do you look white ? They'll probably be impressed if you just make the effort to speak Chinese , but if you're Asian it may be a little more Indian students I see what you did there . And of course OP had to spoil it in the title . Left handed . Why do I feel like I'm reading / r / tf2 article . Obviously , you see hope for the future as I do . How long do you think we'll have to continue fighting this fight ? At times , it feels like I'm in Kindergarten all over again , trying to convince my friends that dirt was * * not * * a good source of sustenance . Arrow Keys . Xanathos 7 just sent me a month of reddit gold , I dont know how to feel about this I'm taking structural mechanics right now . Your career field = * furiously urban dictionaries that shit * This spam submission currently has + 2 and - 11 . Why the heck is it on my front page ? Being on reddit for the past few months has taught me that " Back in the day " means the 1990 ' s With you on Sean Connery but Daniel Craig is NO James Bond . Are you suggesting that all Blacks look alike ? She fucking better not be and no idea who the fathers are Driving and useing a laptop at the same time would be pretty retarded .... soo I hope he was a passenger I saw ferngully as a child .. why did I have to watch grownups act it out not even 24 hours passed since the original post Demoman = Kareem Campbell Director : William H . Nutsack I asked this to my teacher when she taught it to me , and she told that it was " just because " wow . i have never seen this before ! Should have had unit tests Hills have eyes Dude , you triple posted Turkey bacon Whatever gave you that idea ? You're still on Reddit That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard . A G is a G . SHARK WEEK IS A NATIONAL TREASURE ! He's not trying to make a point at all . He's just being silly . I told my friend she looked like a rage face and this was her reaction : I saw it yesterday Well I was working at a hotel in my city and Erik Estrada came in for a tour he was doing . His PR manager told us to play a joke on him so all of us at the front desk tried to act like we didn't know him . Well one of the girls took it too far and as he asked her " Baby , you don't know who I am ? " she says " You work in house keeping right ? " crafting box Well ... I guess the logistics of that would work better than a human and a giant ... Kind of . I have a creative zen vision m , 30 gigs . I was glad when they started offering the 60 gigs in case I ever needed an upgrade ... so of course , they discontinued it , and their highest capacity player now is 32gigs . In every case , the technicians had found that the brakes had activated for one reason or other ( like if some idiot tries prying open the doors But you do realize that by filling Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian full of AIDS that you are going to cause a worldwide outbreak ? Not cool , bro You could save it like a rational person would . Amazing cake and this isn't any judgement on the cake but ... sonic is in a car Atlantis never existed Wait what just .... Nowadays A-Rod's might gonna get suspended for playing a poker game with his friends . Meanwhile , Padres post game show brought to you by Sycuan Casino ! Boa has other songs ? Hell fucking yes . I wanted to get baked and watch Carl Sagan's " Cosmos " , but lookie here , they don't fucking have Cosmos . MFW That's why I drive a Toyota , I want made in the USA ... > Harry Potter , labeled 8th grade level books ? I will give you 10 first born children for your copy of Skyrim I love how people say stabbing yourself in the gut is stupid but they've never tried it . I love when these kids hate on male anal-stretching vibrators but have never owned one Sounds like some of my users . Just the other day one of the users at my company called saying when she click on items in excel it selected everything . I figured her shift key was stuck so after having her tap it a few times I told her to unplug it . She said that she couldn't get it unplugged that it was stuck and asked me to come look at it for her I went over and she was tugging at where the cord goes into the top of the keyboard Does it missmeowpants ? Does it ? Oh No ! ! ! Not again . Dei Dabangg So much ignorance in one comment . Diablo 3 / r / jewbait / Well that's not creepy or anything ... My grandma is dead vPro technology that takes a ton of manual work Every time I do it , I wake up just * after * my stop I don't even ... That was Sherri There's an achievement for it . TIL : my office blocks www.nasa.gov It's not actually jerkified . My roommate ingested some and she was fine . Today she ate a cat . Exactly . I remember when you could actually learn something worth learning on TLC . Today all I learned is that 1940 ' s era bullet-tit style corsets are back in and , are apparently acceptable attire for pre-pubescent children But you added Hitler to the version without the swastika Man , I found Duriel harder and more frustrating than all of the other bosses , even Diablo . How does that make sense ? He's like the friggen SECOND boss with one hit kills . First time I fought him I was like " she is blonde , it's her brother that's getting fucked Its not actually female . My friend ingested some and he was fine . Today he ate a treadmill . This guy needs to stop making horrible covers . First with The Knife , now with Massive Attack ? The sad thing is , around here in NYC , people think these are his original songs . no I just wondered , I did laugh at the joke . Why is her cutie mark a fork ? YOU CHEATED ON YOUR WIFE ... Girl in the picture ? She's a cutie , she can pull this off . The average girl that is going to get these ? ... no seatbelts " A Father Who Creatively Captures His Kids " Granted I said 44 You are a random player Damnit , that's not how the Patellar reflex works ... The animation artifacts made me realize this was made , then resized . Pretty good . A bit disturbed by these comments though . you neva ' go full retard I just realized what sub-reddit we are in ... Yeah but one could arg - ... * sees username * ... And after I went to the trouble of putting it in the sidebar I've had a man return a broken keyboad full of semen to me in our IT department . His cubicle is right by mine . thats the only part of the post that gets you ? Really , almost 300 comments and * no one * points out that he posted the personal information of the people in the picture . Oh I get it ! It's funny , because fire hazards . Let's go with that . I think I like that explanation best . I keep reading that as " clitorious plating " . Reversed emotes make me the only Japanese songs I know are from animes . Link to Stumbleupon . and zergs have been complaining about toss imba ? About a month ago , I realized that people don't drink alcohol because it tastes good . They drink it to get the buzz or whatever . I'm not a drinker and I ( for whatever reason ) just assumed people ingested things because they liked the way it tasted . I have no clue why I didn't realize this sooner . I'm prepared now for a multitude of downvotes and many Um ... is there a guy standing at the base of that ladder leaning against the house ? I spy Internet explorer i don't always post things i do when drunk on reddit , but when i do , they're reposts You don't want to see evidence , yet you'll pass judgement . Granted . no , its a skin condition Definitely a woman . I don't think a lady would punch it Optical media is digital storage Peter Gabriel-fronted Genesis > > > > > Phil Collins-fronted Genesis . Why are you now upvoting if I didn't think of a clever submission and only said what was happening with me oh god that lyric still tears me apart ...... thanks for that buddy Is the implication here that many people now want to talk to 7 year olds ? No , no there's not . Yeah . Children 69 Indeed , if you're talking about the one on the right sidebar * that auto-plays * how come no one included fap ? All my keys are dirty Careful , cause if things keep going the way they're going now , Americans might become the new Mexicans ... except running across the Canadian border Please tell me you forgot to add a / s to the end of your comment . Somebody Down voted after a minute . Pretty sure you didn't watch it buddy . got it from a girl on facebook , assuming she got it from tumblr This is retarded ... Uncle fucker . i see what you did there DoctaWorm : He's interested in ... things . About a year after I came out to some " friends " , all of whom stopped speaking to me , one IMed me on Facebook to say something along the lines of " so r u still a lezbo or wutevr cuz its kool if u r but i dnt thnk u rly r " . Are you talking about the look of disapproval face when it's incorrectly formatted ? This is the face : If i lost my handjob virginity to this screen too does that make us like ... brothers of some sort ? I can still remember the music and seeing mr beans head pop out like hes looking at me . That's exactly what it'll be , just like with every other game people bitch about on here . I didn't find it creepy , but then again some of the things I say ... > This kid didn't deserve what happened but having this kind of opinion does no one favors . It's immature and fucking stupid . I hope you rethink your statement " more lighter " Seriously , I'm extremely insecure with the way I look mostly because I've been called names while developing into a woman . I'm not saying I'm ugly , and even if I absolutely was , my personality is killer anyway . Maybe I'm just being paranoid , but I really think my fucking jawline ruins my entire face . Where did you hit her ? * * THANKS OH GOD . now i know why they call her the dark child Judge is okay by me , but keep TR out of this Awesome show . I was pissed ... I had only just discovered they were playing this on Boomerang channel , and a few weeks later they stopped running it . How is it realistic if he doesn't have fur ? So you thought it was about eating cats ? > if * * it's * * a cute fuzzy animal , if it has genitalia , and * * you're * * looking at it * * , * * * * you're * * a furry in other news every life guard I've ever seen is always yelling .... they're mean You had to pick the one good sociopath from all that exist in tv and movies apple at 5th you have a girlfriend ? ? Making other wealthy people feel guilty is one of my favorite past times :) Sorry if this sounds like a certain Salinger novel but I hate phonies with a passion ... Even worse when they are pretentious as well . There is nothing that pisses me off more than seeing someone of wealth acting like a complete douche to someone of seemingly lessor value then do a complete 180 when around their other rich friends . Yeah cool fight . I mean , it's not like Gandalf and Saruman assisted in the creation of the world or anything like that . The most unique memory that I have of a teacher was when we would talk about WoW occasionally in Grade 11 during Physics , or when he played guitar for the class as well aaaand maybe perhaps the hug he gave me before he left to go to Australia There is nothing wrong with small tits . I assume you pre-ordered it now ? That's not how unicorns are made Nice flair Poplin Get that mouse out of my gif I get paid once a month . Read that as Internet Bateman . I am disappoint . Does that mean you wash your hands by sticking them in the toilet and wiping them with toilet paper ? Can't tell if joking again , or just really stupid Because my water is special You NEVER shine your dress shoes ? Why am I not seeing more posts about putting a harness on your cat , to take it outside ? ! I'd been fine with that , if weren't for that fact that the people who work in my local store are a bunch of 13 year old cunts who wouldn't recommend anything other than the latest cod game i am disappoint i said retarded people , that includes all religions Whats really annoying though is that she owns a mac and only uses it for facebook and photo booth . Then she tries to pass off as idiot nerd girl ... At first I was like What the hell was that What if we add some cake ? Without a wand ? Wait why is this getting more upvotes than downvotes And this is why we end up with mazes for stores ( I'm looking at you Ikea It's hard to take your post seriously when you end it with " You seem a bit jealous ... Wait , people do this ? Anything by daft punk Bible Black . You forgot " that website that allows you to download a bunch of installers at once " or the " name of the effect when you start seeing a new word everywhere . " Can expecting a Ford Tauren joke , I leave disappointed . I'd have sex with them , weirdo's Why didn't you fix it to put glasses on . If they had a fucking guaranteed pill that would make her fixed they wouldn't let her have a chance at a normal life because they like her just as she is ? I know I'm pushing the hypothetical but seriously ? do you mean lipstick lesbian ? haha chapstick lesbian .... would be like , you had dry lips all the time ? .... Apparently cancer is working on it Africa is not a country . . . I told you I'd get you back Steve .... Steve Yes thats what we need dickheads and noobs who kill teammates just because they don't get thier way Trees do not simply turn out racist . It was obviously raised that way . I think I know who that is ... You've been in there * 9 * * hours * . Thank you for rewording the second half of my comment to slight religion and give Reddit another reason to think Atheists are assholes . what's wrong with abortion jokes ? You sound like a murderer This isn't reversible is it ? And why have they not made man-pills yet ? I didn't realize they gave x-box achievements to indie pc games ! Wow , I was able to stand that for about 30 seconds . * Was ? * my insurance company would not give me cover for theft with my bike because as they put it , " people like to steal those types of bikes " . Nobody seriously goes to Brick Lane expecting good Indian food You mean a company that makes it's money on volume not quality is going to give me shit service ? * This was made in the UK no the fuck it wasn't Iznogoud and camping It took 3 people to write a book about being forever alone . Your wall thickness isn't to scale oh my , not hair pulling . How could you survive the feeble punches of a middle school girl * and * getting your hair pulled ? ! This girl is a hero . Because I'm the Queen . I would love to get people watching this like Coe's Quest and Leptir 1 ( my inspirations I guess ) so even if you don't watch it , just like and comment ( write " for the horde ! " if you're game ... Its a bootleg apple product . Its not even a bitten apple .. this is clearly a joke , internet residents are srs bsns these days ... Don't mess with the hive mind . Oh man ... you had me goin ' there for a split second . It made my eye twitch and I was about to I should have seen that coming , but ... You have a very good point . Though I've seen many-a-raging customers of GS because they erased all their shit WITHOUT asking them if they wanted to back-up their data first . But in their defense most of the time the customers sign a paper stating that GS has that right ( of course the customer doesn't read anything Well thats the thing shes doing this as a casual fling kind of thing , thats what made my initial reaction I see what you did there I see what you did there I see what you did there Just 10 more years and she will be old enough to do cocaine .. oh so let me get this straight ... * * THIS * * is how you validate God ? you convinced me ! So William Blake generalizes people who generalize , as idiots , which makes William Blake an idiot ...... If you could pick up hats in TF2 , then that hat wouldn't be worth 350 $ The funny thing is is that I tried downloading ophcrack so that every time I try to download something I wouldn't need the computer admin password and have to go get my dad to approve of said download and type in the password , but then it said I needed the admin password to download ophcrach I'm starting to grow facial hair . I am a woman . Flea ? ? ? Lee Sin with his blindfold up Welp , that'll teach me not to run random code in the terminal . Goodbye , client's photos . Goodbye , archived work . Maybe I just get ultra boney boners , but I can scarcely imagine the resulting pain if you tried to do this sitting down . Sounds dangerous " Dat ass " is 14 . Papyrus . I WANT TO TOAST AND EAT THEM I saw the gif I'm not sure this counts as post apocalyptic fiction , but upvote nonetheless . Whats left ? Nice try vampire holy shit . i'm a straight guy , but i think justin bieber is cute . La ce oră şuncă narvalul ? Oh god ..... someone linked The Judge . But no helmet The pelvis faces the wrong direction . I have those gloves too I'm an atheist who married a non-practicing Jew . After the birth of our first child , my Christian aunt was upset that she hadn't been invited to the christening . He's not so far off ... The French are due in September . I always considered the french a different race . It's not in a string , so you just commented it out . I didn't see it but just hearing / smelling it was enough . I went to a Bell Canada store and there was this awful stench in the place and you could see that the carpet had just been cleaned . I ask one of the employee , a female she was , what was that smell ? She then went on explaining that a customer got angry of their shitty services blablabla , it really is but that's another story , he apparently literally took down his pants and drop a bomb on the floor ! Look of disapproval is depressing . It's just a " phase " . You'll come back to god in time . I'll pray for you . I had doubts about god , then you were born ( I re-faithed my dad There is no such thing as a " Bad Slice " of Pizza . Cleverly disguised gloat I totally agree , The Dark Knight Returns was totally not worth reading . The internet did not come during a time when our national debt was almost 100 % of our gdp . Additionally , my reply was to the idea that research grants were not a large part of the budget . " Right , research grants , that's where a giant percentage of our money goes ... Even worse when you're driving behind a truck with loads of heavy bags , and once you go your separate ways , you see one of the bags fall off , and make a sound akin to that of dynamite . So .... are you gonna take one for the team and start getting busy with those reddit men ? I think she's saying she's real and willing to do it You don't already ? Are you seriously comparing the destructive force of a nuclear device to a firearm ? * How do you know * ? Bought a new computer with co-op monies . Can't use it to play games because of school . Except the thread about " Watch The Throne " is on top and full of love . I am too gay for this to work What are you talking about , OP may be considering returning ? I want one ! ! ! The text was in Japaneses - > ... of course . I feel like this is a silly question . How could you claim to adhere to a belief that you don't even know about ? I remember playing this game . I had to be the kid with the STD . yup , that's our dickhead governor ... political prayer rallies , and announcing presidency in other states ... how can anyone not vote for him ? Had a lady bring in her desk top and demanding we fix her " cup holder " . Two of us very puzzled by this asked her what cup holder ? She pointed to the disk drive .. * * Did not see any blocking with single handed weapons * * oh dear * why * am I not in the UK right NOW ? ! ANARCHY ! ! ! Tear down this world and let's create a new one . Down with the establishment ! \ m / No thanks . If women want to be so equal , why don't they pay for their own god damn meal on dates ? What nallar said . > Unless the guards are like in Oblivion and look like a porcupine when I've finally killed them We do . Take their uteruses away from them now or the world will be full of this in the future . I'm a little Cue the Yep . I think the dumbest suit I've seen so far is Apple going after Samsung ( ? ) for their " method of layout of user icons . " Or , the 4x4 grid-like pattern of icons on a smartphone . You .. pay for the women on the date ? Wha .. ? Don't women have money in the USA ? If you plan on using the internet - I find it is more of a distraction than anything . I mean look at me now , I'm on Reddit when I should be working on my work term report For someone who spouts morality , it sure seems she didn't have a problem nonchalantly sneaking into your room and invading your privacy . Tell that to my doctor mods = Please don't tell me you believe a considerable portion of people stopped cycling because they had to wear a helmet ? Really ? I work in a printshop I make that " I actually am in a few days . Oh ? There were still people after you beat the game ? I didn't have enough money to save everyone and so after the final quest there was just dead bodies around and none of the major cities ever became repopulated . ( Makes the whore house pretty useless when there's nothing but dead bodies everywhere ) * unless your into that It's called evolution , something you wouldn't understand if you were a Christian . I agree . It was this line that made me play now or ill kill your family ..... something like that but the thing is it's only 4weeks and 1day old the other weird side effect of the current cloud height is when it rains it's kind of like all the rain is coming out of nowhere That is not a link to your blog post . That is a link to this page This sounded awesome , like a movie plot that eventually leads to the guy and girl getting married , up until the point where you started describing all the things she knew about you . Prove it And my daughter started to cry This is sad , but it also sounds nothing like any rave I've ever been to . 12 and 13 year old girls ? Asians don't count ? I go to ever equal rights protest I can you asshole no one noticed the account name Haha - beat me to it . Think I'd get serious Did you tell it it was an animal or something in order for it to ask if it was man's best friend ? Perhaps you should turn essentials back on . Vogue ? um ... My wife loved to stalk .. she's Not really sure why , just something to do , see what you can dig up . She found and contacted some old girlfriends anono , found alot of my unrelated accounts & email ( before linking came into fashion ) - bizarre stuff - But I think you'd be surprised what the weirder ( in a good way [ she might be reading damn you but it seems like you did read it and watched the movie . My friend plays Poppy a lot and after Blitz grab was changed to start auto attacking he was so jealous . While reading this and seeing a lot of champions gap closers also getting this change I was excited to tell him tomorrow that his prayers have been answered ... except that Poppy's charge is now the only targeted charge thing in the game to not start an auto attack . Is it just me who finds this song deeply depressing ? For what ? Observ ce ai făcut acolo As someone who's competed in FPS games for 8 years , longer than he's been open about loving the cock , HOW CAN I WATCH MY GOSSIP GIRL ? I see what you did there sex dungeon ... I think you're confusing EG and InControl . InControl constantly apologizes for small slights and occasional hypocrisy - EG management doesn't apologize for shit , and goes to DJWheat to give an hour explanation on why they were justified in doing what they did ... or deliver personal attacks on someone . * * I start at 20 % and then add or subtract from there . Once , only once , we had service so awesome we left almost 50 % . But there have been times I've left only 10 % ( horrendous service ) with a note with " Yes , you caught me . I am a serial defender of dem hicks and vote party line Republican because I secretly love the cock . If you check out my comment history , you'll see this to be the case . I sent him an email asking when the exorcism is supposed to happen and he replied back , " When is the exorcism scheduled ? " dat hairpiece Gangster of love Good night everybody I used to be a ' sandwich ' artist , and whenever I go to a subway , I just ask for a crap ton of olives . I still have to ask for more sometimes . " I want to be mentally challenged " At first I was like few ... and then I was like No way . I did not know that . I like you , you're offended by blatant racism . No one invited you Birdo No WarioWare love ? ? I wasn't aware you had to play WoW to subscribe to r / WoW . I guess you gotta play Starcraft 2 to subscribe to r / Starcraft . Oh well , there goes eSports . Was expecting picture to move I don't remember Bill Nye erecting any dispensers … Man , its $ hit like that that makes me want to revolt . First I Trolling . Check Username Explosives on dogs ? Chemical warfare ? Now that's just silly Thanks for posting this on August 9th Guess what I misread the last word as . Redditor for 10 minutes Then he Dammit Cloud , stop trying to cause strife Way to ruin a really sweet line . * * I'm wearing jorts right now Hmm , I may have to drop another $ 60 on a graphics card . Seeing how on-board isn't really worthwhile , and a decently large waste of money on the price of a motherboard ... Think a SAPPHIRE Radeon HD 5570 would be a decent choice ? or should I am for something else ? I'm really not all too experienced with buying parts .. can you take them off ? you just compared Harry Potter books with middle-aged woman's wet dream I don't Don't fuck around with potential poisoning . That didn't even fill up my screen . Dammit . I always forget to log out of amazon before clicking on these type of links . Now various types of prophylactics are going to show up in my recommendations for weeks . Really ? ! Scumbag Law and Order lead me to believe this is a daily occurrence in NY " four out of ten Americans believe in the literal story of Adam and Eve . " Very interesting you should ask that . I roasted this the day before I googled . I'm not sure what's funnier , people trolling with this or the fact that when I ( intentionally ) downloaded it I got 1.2 mb / s down Please stop sending traffic to that woeful site No way . It's not like Blacksburg is ever simultaneously windy , wet , and cold . That better be a euphemism . Redditor for 4 hours ? I studied linguistics for quite awhile and wondered if there was a more specific word , poetic if you will . Though coincidence is ... well consider it a moment of derp [ 7 ] I definitely agree . I'm a vegan , and I eat with my meat eating friends all the time . Unless they ask for a " sermon " , I never " preach " . However , I am told on a daily basis that my diet is unhealthy , meaningless , not actually doing anything for animal rights or the environment , and my personal favorite : " You are a sinner for putting animals on the same level as humans because it says in the bible that man has dominion over animal " . IT IS NOT JUST A SHOW You ... just skipped to 19 ? Waste more government time and money ? Try being an animal science major ( which means every girl except me I thought v-card meant valentines day card That was me . I've been told by a drunk French rugby player that he is absolutely unable to take seriously anyone with a French Canadian accent . I am French Canadian . in * BAGS * . My mind is full of fuck .. [ xx Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt . 2 , just because Snape was such a good guy . I don't care that Harry lived happily ever after Their search history . Don't listen to this man it probably wouldn't be so bad if you weren't subscribed to / r / jailbait Let me guess , chopper rider . Bitching about 30 cents ? or even worse " Nice try , mother " what if the one who ' takes it in the ass ' * is * the pretty one ? Wheat doesn't make hay . Yeas , that's it ! The code ALT + 3232 Doesn't seems to work for me I thought all kids did this ? The man is not a BBC journalist . relevant username Speaking as the warmer person : > just fucking use Android already Redditor for one year * * That ... or I'm not a masochist McGraw-Hill ? Like the textbooks ? They're everywhere . relevant username you just had to chose the day everyone goes back to school , didn't you " Retweeted by 66 people " . Yea , but I'm surprised they would have that live ..... has HAD several ... You must be new here Have you heard of r / picsofdeadkids ? Reddit also has a seedy underbelly that I'd just really like to stay away from What the fuck . I'm getting off Reddit for a while , and this time I mean it Egyptian ? hahahaha ..... HA ..... Hurricane is a ...... That is a hilarious subReddit . Everything is arbitrary and nothing makes sense . What made mr burst out laughing was when someone posted " Yes , and CaseGuest too , but it requires all new hardware and , in some cases , running new drops ( which are not 10/100 Irrational actions met by irrational justice . Let us cheer them on with our irrational praises , because eye for an eye is the only way ! ! Irrational actions met by irrational justice . Let us cheer them on with our irrational praises , because eye for an eye is the only way ! ! Not to be a dick , but I feel like EVERY FUCKING TIME SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT A PENIS / TIP / ANYTHING ELSE , THIS SHIT HAPPENS ! ! ! ! I hope you just happened to know the pwd and it wasn't stored somewhere inn plain text why is he looking for " god mode " when he isn't even taking damage , in both health and armor . I see what you did there Why did I have a " male ages 18-24 " demographic in there ? great , thanks , what's a couple more months of a delay , right ? Good way to deter pear thieves .... or will it attract them with cuteness ? Social engineering warning ! I know you're lying because held items affected by Knock Off come back at the end of the battle Well I'm not going to tweak the story to make it fit the topic , but last year my 12 year old sister informed me that sunsets occur because of pollution . She had just been ' taught ' that earlier that very day . Pepper on the fries , Anon rapes brain what ? I've heard of it Yeah . Let's go with that . Like Jessica Alba in Sin City . A lot of people lie to get the card , probably the majority . Chronic headaches .. Steve was the original Blues Clues guy . TIL : Cruising No , Hollywood . Please don't take note . Thanks for giving Ravenclaw a douchey name * * * The Wicker Man * * - Ignorant to the point of downright tinfoil-hatting : I once had a friend's girlfriend tell me that Britain and France invented AIDS in the 1950s as a means to keep their African colonies in line so that they wouldn't have to give them independence . When that failed , they brought America in on the project and started infecting the poor and minorities in the US . She also told me ( whiter than a sheet ) that she " didn't like white people , but you're alright . " Much > Also kinda crazy that seemingly anybody can just buy a sword like that . I cannot brought to you by taco bell You know , another really popular slash I see on fanart sites and the like is Lupin and Snape . ESPN decided to preempt the US vs Mexico match with * * Little League * * baseball . It only counts if you see a nipple . Mentions Sleep but not Holy Mountain I was teaching a kindy class and one girl started realizing that when she pushes her crotch up against the corner of a desk it feels good . I'm the only guy at the kindergarten at least he'll always be able to find friends ... you , however ... Usually said no ? Whatever you do , don't duel him . He'll cancel it last minute when you're about to win . Since when did the gameboy have a camera ? What is this black magic ? Where do you shop ! ? ! ? ! Those prices ! ! ! THOSE LOW LOW PRICES ! ! ! You're probably from Quebec . Yes , really . I read your username as " noPENISinALAKSA " the first couple read overs . What did she think her penis was ... ? And her parents named her this ... ? 7 - year old with her own cellphone ? I read it as it reads across , ignoring the individual colors : " Dont try , i am sleeping inside with looters . A big dog will be an ugly woman , two shot guns shot , and a claw hammer . " At first , I read that your mother was the one who offered the bj . I was like . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Redditor for 6 hours . hey ! i have the same thong You spend time thinking about your brothers crotch area That story sparked my own involuntary reaction ... Define ... average . Gareth Bale . MY name . I should of clarified 8 PM Have you * seen * 4chan ? Still not sure if serious Or super glue ... > All relatives : " Looks like he's about to jamb his thumb in its butthole ! Seriously ? I mean , the tapes can't be * that * expensive . Your name sounds familiar Hey bro , back off . I already have my crosses to bear . I'm a veteran of WoW , and I've started playing EVE . Also , I read a lot of scifi books . saw this when i was in Singapore , those people smoke more then we do . Somehow they look healthier Yeah , I'm so very worried about my image in a forum of internet strangers You leave those black men alone . What the hell was I thinking Just copy paste Not sure if serious Same thing ! ! At first I was like WTF ! Yes . I SAID , NOT SURE IF SERIOUS Social media . You're doing it wrong . ... stop stalking my comment history . My mind says , " I figured it out just fine , thanks . Given the context of what is inside this particular aforementioned box , my comment remains ' Actually , Anne Frank lived in the Netherlands and was hidden by the Dutch - Holocaust joke averted I mean , it's supposed to be exactly this emoticon : Redditor for 27 minutes This is why I stopped reading Gizmodo . He may not have done anything criminal , but he did act like a dick with regards to the poor schmuck who ' lost ' his iPhone . I don't like the secondaries ( besides the SPAS - 12 and launchers ) , but it feels a lot safer if I know at least * someone * on the team has a Stinger . Usually just me , though . Why did you just use all your mana cds at full mana ? Try being in the meth capital of it Exactly . " Oh , look . This guy is a feminist because he's not a sexist pig like all other men . " She wants to play with other people and No , YOU need to stop bitching about people you could choose not to see and a service you could choose not to use . Yeah , it was the size of a grapefruit for a week , I could only wear sweat pants . True story .... but we spent 2 hrs with this cranky ass .... My old myspace decided to make all of my profile pictures public . > And given what she says she still wants to lose , it will STILL be in the normal range . > That there are women who are so casually evil as to do this . your post wasn't edited About time Cincinnati had a nice Spring day ... Yeah , real Christian there Could have been worse . Could have been " for all intensive purposes " . Finishing College and going into the real world with aspirations .. oh hai reality People watch you sleep ? Are we surprised after grooming our government over the past couple of decades that tax increases are not acceptable to the American public ? Do I laugh or cry . I don't see what you did there My laptop's drive is 250GB ( unformatted size , of course ) . ... If she has all your passwords then how do I know that this isn't your crazy ex posting stuff . Who the fuck downvoted this . leave your phone at the charging station , come back 30 min later and its gone , its on craigslist for sale haha Which one of you bastards made this the banner pic ? fur baby ? 21 , you say ? I seem to remember Bert and Ernie being brothers . It's the absolute power of the downvote . It corrupts , absolutely . Sometimes , it feels like freakin ' Lord of the Flies in here . I'm a total sweet-tooth , either skittles , or creamsicles You do realize that more than half of these comics aren't well drawn , don't you ? I'm sure they did ... I see Frontlines : Fuel of War . Get that shit out That many people would line up for veggie dogs ? Your doing it wrong I once had one that looked like a complex math problem . How do you pronounce I will * not * " stay thirsty " I work at a community center swimming pool and every time I walk through the change room from the deck to get to the washrooms I'm surrounded by old naked Chinese men . Just another day at work THAT ASSHOLE ( ╯ not all of you That's a year old build ... Yeah , but how do you make yourself less of a target ? Certainly not by dressing differently . So .. suddenly turn into a male , 6 ' 5 " bodybuilder with angrily glowing red eyes ? So Blizzard sold its soul . .... FUCK YOU . I just can't believe how much reaction there is to a simple " fuck you " . I just hope none of you played counter-strike or DotA back in the day " Lets reflect ... " I see what you did there . I've seen this link before , and that's exactly what I thought , too . Its the Asian equivalent to I don't think either should be misused . Hah , I just found all my cards yesterday . I bought that Ancient Mew card , and got immediate nostalgia , and just had to find every damn Pokemon card in the house . I found the one in the OP in my brothers collection , but I am finding next to no information on it . It is like it doesn't exist ! I hope Pop-Tarts didn't pull a fast one on us and slipped fake cards in . On a similar note , lose and loose . At first I was like WHERE ? oh wait you probably live in the states . Up here in Canada we don't get those deals even with our fancy dollar . Yeah , but it just seems like such a hassle to get a pre-paid debit card . Hell , Runescape has a ' point ' card of sorts ...... I was wondering the same thing , and he is clearly men this is seriously not ok . I agree , hitachi magic wand ? * * He's all A lake is directly above ? You sir are an ass Kinda funny but still .. I'll ಠ_ಠ your just copy paste WTF CHECK OUT THE US VERSION ... Initial reaction to post : It's sad that I read that as " Look of Disapproval " , then corrected myself and envisioned a letter filled with nothing but That's not Imgur ... I'd say that " 2 dollars for a coke We got some clouds yesterday , and all they pulled out of their asses was wind that filled our pool with dry leaves ... Fox News Is there even humor in f7u12 anymore ? Last I checked it was people talking about their boring lives Penis shaped buildings ? For got sake dude > I can't believe noone posted this already but : Full cobble buildings Bananas in Pajamas And on that bombshell ... I thought they were just " special " ponies until my friend said something about them being babies . I was like , " Seriously ? Seriously in need of a job and you don't have a resume ? " Let's go back to bed now " ... according to the comments it's because of my looks ... My mother in law has 6 ( used to breed them Has been working for Machine so far Thank you for not doing that , can't believe he'd actually ask for a watermark fellatio must be unpleasant Humility King of Reddit I just got through re-watching a couple months ago . Then USA bumped the next season's date from the summer to October . The one in Vash'jir is supposedly an insane fight . If you move along the z-axis , he'll reset . had to do a slideshow presentation with just pictures . i was told to make a power point , instead i just clicked the view as slideshow button . the person i was doing this for told my boss that she didn't think i knew what i was doing . Did he call Spine Crawlers " Giraffes " ? turn off SAP ... Downvoted for now because it seems like you're conflating homosexuality with pedophilia . Loved it ... but unless I am mistaken , Anthony was using a golden pickaxe ! Thanks for the input , all ! Glad we could help out But we won't . Wtf does this even mean it is completely ran ... * looks at username * But we won't . Asshole smarty-pants always throwin ' off the damn curve . You mean that one game Still better than stuttering every 30 minutes on console Did you really ? Nice editorialized title , Karl . Because a five year old would understand what an emoticon is . > gay porn Do knot make this a pun thread . Did someone say that My parents have had this off and on for months . Every time I visit , I clear it out . Every time I visit , it's back . They still don't understand what they did wrong . They also weren't illegal in San Francisco . Why do you used filtered water when you boil the water nice photoshop skills So you're saying that my photography has no artistic merit , I have no photographic talent , and I don't know the first thing about photography . $ 9.99 per gallon AND added a memebase watermark ! I'd fap in it ... Only if the mirrors were reversed ... Until now , I had completely avoided thinking about any HP character in this light . You are so behind in that game .... Please don't tell me you didn't win from a single mistake . ~ ~ Why am I refreshing this ? ! ? Don't you start this silliness Yeah , my mind was clouded over by horror for a minute or so , then I Oh its not like we don't want to see the whole thing . I'd be catabolic within a few hours . Fawkes is male . He wasn't even in the car when she let the ghastly thing rip . those talons Man , I read these comments and I'm jealous ... when I was trying to teach my mom how to use the computer , I couldn't understand why she couldn't manage to click on the icon ( she doesn't have any disease that causes muscle spasms or anything of the sort ) ... then I realized that when I was showing her what to do , she was watching my hand move the mouse , not the monitor ... That's the worst feeling ever ! I too despise shelling out these prices , but in turn ask people to do just that ... " My girlfriend isn't a stupid person [ ... ] ' how do you know , humans weren't round then to see it , they are a bunch of idiots who make up bullshit ' " Holding her breath not sure if srs oh and thanks for looking out captain ... nibbles buy a microphone I had a cat that could do this . Once we replaced the door she figured out how to use the door bell . What exactly do you do with those cloth maps ... ? I just say " huh ? " , and chat with them for a bit until they start saying nothing but Holy Mother of God ! I don't remember .... One question = so many ? an oz is actuley 28.34 btw ......... I feel like a head of corn guys .... Which is ... incorrect ? In your town ? So Taco Bell has lovers in other towns I take it he doesn't like Broccoli 9 year old girl , early 20 ' s parents ? Suarez missed Alienware is like Apple but plastic Poor ? 85 1.4 ? It's like a shit sprinkler Draw a big And here I thought that school-girl-in-uniform fetish would not apply to chubby women ... You didn't need to prove me wrong i hear he's been really into Jersey Shore lately Thanks . I'll try and experiment with that . I understand , my sister used this site as well and she gets angry messages all the time . Some people on OKC get really angry when you tell them you aren't interested Objects in mirror are closer than they appear You'd like help designing the website for your website design job ? Also , when you overtake them they go all * * Genius ! ! ! It could be r / bushes ! We should also get a new name ... like ... a species from a famous franchise , that lives in the forest and help the main charactes and stuff ... Something short , that starts with the letter " E " ... Yes ! I know ! ! From now on ... we're Ewoks Somebody is going to believe this Dirty ? Not to me . Unless ' fave shawarma spot ' has another informal meaning You are an optimist . I was thinking , " For a beta , these notes look really scarce I know . Trust me ... I know . Agree . Probably lazy arse admins . I think he is just brainstorming There seems to be a lot of people on reddit who knew her ... I'm afraid I might know some of you people United states only My mom always refers to it as " Doctor Oz . " Oh , I'm sorry I don't find enjoyment on what you like . If you look closely at the bottom there's a hole in it ... nah , they just meant to upvote , but got * really nervous * and did it wrong Had Kevin Davies in my team . Bolton win 4-0 and Davies doesn't score . 6 ' 2 " here . It's a gift and a curse . Sure , I don't need a ladder to change the smoke detector batteries at the apartment , but some grocery stores think 6 ' is an acceptable height for hanging banners Both my brother and my dad still use Juno . I would have just acted like I was looking on my phone or something , you should feel good about yourself . poor use of the So , they're gay ? Oh yeah , she was * totally * asking for it . You have to tell us if you do . * shows police badge * Piss chemicals ... No Jasmin ? Really ? You want him to target drunk girls ? SYDNEY . must not be a repost Patriotism ... citizenship ........ You should be sorry . Check username " federal tyranny " Yes .. Accidentally . Wish I could say the same about 4chan . Jesus Christ . because they don't own that WHY WAS THIS FUNNY ? ! ? I lol'ed , but I don't know why Tonight .... haha , you know that's a good idea , i should record it ( not the dirty part lol Thanks for the spoiler ! Every time my parents come over to my place and sees my Xbox , they complain that I'm an adult and shouldn't be playing the " Nintendo " anymore . Why didn't you just post this in the aforementioned thread ? comic sans Uh telling someone to wear different clothes is not even close to telling homosexuals to be less gay i like it edit : did not watch the last part until now ... Not even a little bit WTF . I'm not supposed to get my period this week ( birth control ) , yet here I am spotting . i guess helping and caring your neighbor is not the right thing the good lord intended , as it says in the bible but hey , its not like florida is very a religious state ......... 4 . - Los regios creen que el rojo de ALTO es opcional . Y algunos taxistas regios hasta se encabronan si se intentan pasar el rojo y no los dejas pasar cuando es uno el que tiene el verde . I agree , by the time the log jumped out of the fire I was like I am disappoint in these morons If you're going to use copy-paste you might as well cut out the middle man and copy / paste the face rather than the code . Why do you want to know ? Right when WhiteRa is about to be on TL attack I know , hence the You didn't know how to do that ? Took the time to look into OPs reddit history then posted ... " why did i read that as hottest woman alive Or starting with Cyndaquill How did you get a pineapple next to your username ? Benzema , what a miss WHO THE FUCK WOULD GO TO A FAIR IN THAT WEATHER * 10 years * is " too soon " ? Wait , is that her real name ? I tried to click " Cancel " to close that image . At first glance the word rigger looks like something else . The only thing intolerable , is intolerance itself . Don't you see them ? Herman Cain was out of pizza when I walked by And still they put the air intake on the bottom of the laptop They wont swear on a pay per view E Honda is taking care of that What do you mean YOU people ? People do a lot of things that would make you I think we need a reddit meet up this Saturday before school starts ... Oh I love it every time she moves . Even if it's into my ribs . But ... school books suck ... Haha . The BrBa crew is just fucking with us w / the Walt Jr . hallway walks . I bet they are reading this subreddit right now . Which was * * amazing * * in Pokemon Yellow . thats cause it is A couple weeks ago I almost got nailed by a car . Was merging onto the road on my bike when one of my friends yelled " STOP ! " , I slammed my brakes and came within inches of a speeding car . The driver was going like 70kmh on a 40 . " rom com with a kinda fucked up ending " was all I knew going in . I now understand that " kind of fucked up " is a very subjective term Choice of words ... Geographically or sexually ? I believe the oblong ones are Jimmies , but I see what you tried to do there All I remember about 9th grade health in Texas was a movie we watched where Tracy Gold hid her bulimia by vomiting in jars and stashing them in her closet . This is my friends skype picture Top comment deleted ? you ... you lied to me I remember me at 13 ( girl ) , and all I can think is I was commenting a That is such a horrible way to find out that your father doesn't love you ! I have a friend of mine who decided 22 was his age of change and he was gonna get his life squared away . Since then I've hit the gym everyday and have seen some serious changes ... he still hasn't been once and still calls ME the fatass Look at his username .. I don't take kindly to butchered gaming hardware . Louie ! We meet again . You're thinking Twilight . Err ... No . zzz .. thank you sir , it will take days till i fapped through all these pics .... watt And you are how old , exactly ? Well I never .. Downvotes for a windows-bashing comment on r / apple . How about a sarcasm tag next time More recent at least . Me to * Both * NES Waldo games ? Yeah I see your point , a friend of mine goes to Best Buy all the time because he lives near one and is technologically illiterate . He bought an HDTV , paid $ 100 for a warranty ( Guy needs to speak for himself ... Also if your gonna thump the bible cite your bible references , I don't think that one is in there . Turkey Turd . > Finally ! The * * real * * reason that Portal 2 isn't available on origin I got every one of those except the silver one . Guess what browser I am using ... He wore that hat ? what a coincidence ! I got this as my BD present . Is that you ? The last panel is priceless ! ! The look of shock and disgust you win this round ! i'll be practicing in the mirror ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yes , Massively Option 3 : why would I want them to be * less * nerdy ? hahaa i clicked it and i see what you did there Trist and Corki are fun . However when I play Trist DPS I end up playing like AP Trist and using rocket jump to get on top of them You just completely mind fucked me my ... my childhood .. So , that is food grade polyurethane he is using , right ? Am I the only one that finds unlocked screen not only more efficient , but easier to control ? I feel like playing as Irelia with a locked screen would give me headaches bladesurging everywhere . 23,600 ... I am an idiot alas , we meet again Wow , my investigative skills are shit . im citing a specific experience with someone i met online Im sure Jerry Seinfeld will do his best to keep you from sleeping in Agreed ! I wish more guys thought this way . Every guy I have EVER been with has refused to kiss me after a beej . Pussies I see your point . Didn't you read my hover-text ? I sleep in the basement every night . Only thing I check for are for spiders , because spiders kill at night . My child . So are mine .... Texan here : You're welcome America ..... I am now aware . the more keys i give away , the more people start streaming ..... I have no idea where prefectures came from . the movement is controlled by a little computer inside the hand . i hope it's not hackable I feel really bad , but the 3rd picture down , I was like The plate says GameCube , but this game is brawl . I should not click the links in your comment history while at work . I hate banana flavor . I hate banana flavor . You'll have to handle me , first . My AP-Chem teacher gave this to us as an in class quiz on the first day . The sad part , one kid failed to identify the compound The hole lasted until you were able to enlist ? > and the damage it does to creativity . Grazies ! We hope we don't ruin it , haha . Just kidding , but seriously Most of the names I see here sound like names I would give my Pokemon . All you need is a freezer . * looks at downvotes * Thanks , why the This is how I see the American system : That's the ( other ) joke.jpg yeah , but they needed to focus on Harry's love interests cause thats what the books are about yeah , " oh we don't have time to put every detail in the book " .. * meanwhile during filming * ... " hey let's add some scenes that aren't in the book at all and kinda give our own interpretation of what we think they are doing " ..... once again This for god's sake , remove the fanfiction thing , it's fucking embarassing . Are you serious ? It borrows that much from NBA Street V2 ? I'm ordering this off of Amazon right now you better be right . No , no we don't SISTER rape stories none the less I tried the boil potion with the pewter , and it needed to brew for 80 minutes , so then I bought a brass one . I'm trying the boil one with this one , and it's still making me wait 80 minutes I think this is the same one I reported to them 8/ 7/09 . It also doesn't look or sound Scandinavian to anyone in Scandinavia Reminds me of Puck / Lauren on Glee . This is a really neat idea . But I did want to tell you , the first time I clicked the random movie link , I got the " Jersey Shore " tv series ... Me when I was done playing through the single player campaign in Black Ops : you crafty bastard No comments yet Jailbait is number 4 . Every time I read a comment like this I what trains ... i tried to find one once to get to colorado ... google kept saying did you mean greyhound ? haha i thought i was the only one ... maybe the roll is on backwards or something.orrr maybe the fact that 2 pieces are hanging ... are we sure OP is from America 30-06 Featherweight a ' little ' kick What the fuck did I just read Nazi flag for TLO .... happy birthday I don't think Solemn Simulacrum was around in 1999 oh .... [ book spoiler ] ( / b " Es mas interesante de lo que se oye , sobre todo cuando aparecen documentos firmados por Hernan Cortez " El Conquistador " Bad , Worse , Worst All good except the last part : Don't scrape your knife across the cutting board " opion " , how the fuck ? GP stacking Infinity Edges ... You sound exactly like I did about three years ago . Methinks that's not a leg ... happy birthday Toooo late . This must be a creepy girl trait ... I watched the whole video and there were 250 new comments . That was the line that made me Are people seriously bitching about having to do this for 100 days ? The arma team is all : With this information , you learn there is a possibility you've flushed your goldfish when it was still alive Where's Steve It was luck . I was reading Katarina's ( I think ) Wiki page and on the right side it shows users who are currently looking at the page . I saw this adorable pink teemo avatar and I clicked it to get a better view . Forever changed my life addresses nicotine but not meth , crack or heroine Said the soggy biscuit Maybe so , but you should know , sarcasm has never translated well across the internet Not cool , partygoer > So if i follow your logic i'm not a true muslim ? ಠ_ಠ there was * another * comment ? ! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ In high school I went DD to a HUGE party for my small town . Pretty much the entire senior class , some underclassmen , and quite a few alumni . My buddy is getting sloshed and starts walking around asking everyone if he can refill their drinks from them . Expecting Good Guy Greg , they hand over their red cups and my buddy walks away , only to down the rest of their drink and find his next victim ( I'll never understand the point of this , the beer was free and we had a keg was it corned and on rye ? I don't think So I read through all this expecting something like an accident .... and in the end all you did was drive him to another party ? What , was that a " 640K ought to be good enough for anybody " So does dota ... 2 actually . What's your point ? Blind pick > This is Reddit , not Craigslist ... Flippers ? Are they baby seals ? Popular books in our system : The Da Vinci Code Emoticons are not welcome here . I would do ANYTHING to see Randy Travis ! You attended US public schools and never learned algebra ? Can I have the names of your teachers so I can drive to their houses and give them all personal Facebook blocked all links to lamebook.com for awhile when they tried to press charges for lamebook " becoming popular off of facebook's image " No it's not . First of all , in the first book , the face on Quirrel's head has " slits " for nostrils . Second , the scene in HBP when Harry is looking in the Penseive shows Voldemort , and Harry says he looks snakelike and less handsome . But most importantly , the movie is not the book ! Can I just say , it's completely ridiculous to try and use the movie's * artistic direction of all things * as evidence above the books ? I tried my Mastercard , my Visa card , a Amex gift card , and selecting Paypal and got payment refused on all of them . no , that was a " my college advertised having the second fastest internet in North America " Yet you managed about 2,000 karma on this one Then WHERE WAS THE DEMO'S CORPSE ? Way to change what you originally wrote . Still jailbait in my book ! With a Foofdawg gets it right first time straight runs only . * Oh wait , his driving experience consists of Need for Speed video games * Or hit level 30 for that matter Yeah , had to look that one up . Rambutan , don't know if we even sell that . Also , you were right with your answer . ... but as a CS grad student , I still get paid the same GRA rate you stepped into a shower . Buried ? You sure know how to win a girl's heart This link was purple before I even clicked it The look of disapproval eye ? The easiest way is to just copy-paste . Here : Fuck this . I went to bet at 1AM thinking that I'll wake up just before the event . But no , that would've been too great . Instead , I woke up at 6AM and I can't fall asleep now even though I feel sleepy as hell . 2.5 h left I demand an image of this life-fucking Isn't she 16 ? annnnnndddd this is why you never show your face on the internet people ... Someone tried to make a meme of a picture of me standing in a corn field before Sorry I can't get Kobe . He's too lazy Way to solve world hunger But my .. my childhood .. what have you done ? " Poo Butter " . Ah , it's always satisfying to guess an urban legend from the circumstances , then confirm it with a quick search . Throws the urban dictionary some nice traffic too . And almost a thousand up votes ! For shame people , where has all the skepticism gone ? My mom would occasionally find a stem or something around the house and ask " do you smoke weed ? " and I'd quickly just say " yes " and she'd instantly start laughing and think I was completely kidding . I had to actually sit down and tell her one day before she finally believed me .. Only took about three years . Glad she knows though , I think it's kind of opened her eyes about how harmless it really is . Beforehand she seemed to compare stoners to tweakers Not sure whether to upvote in support or downvote because i think it is a terrible thing to happen and upvoting feels like I am supporting his death ... NO . How the * hell * did you see that ? > Also , how is it possible to confuse Korean with Japanese or Chinese ? Connection problems ( of our streaming feed ) on lan 26 is old ? yeah see i thought she was a guy and then read " dial 0 on the pink phone " and though , shit , logistically , how the fuck does that work ? . then i clicked . That's actually just how the picture was taken . as far as I know I'm still deported $ 4.99 does NOT equal £ 4.99 Those are basses , not guitars . NO ! funny ? Deleting it does not mean you fixed it Is that a book on numerology ? I hate you ... Auto-play video on page ... It's fancy . you're jokes are ground up in your freezer ? You have ' a lot of beefs ' you say .... > Then stop talking about her . Why are people upvoting this . He just called all of us morons . Seems there are as many as 12 subreddits with over 1,000 subscribers with no new posts for more than a year . ... * sees username * . I'm mostly Are you sure your brains not plotting against you ? My two eyes and brain tend to encourage other body parts to rise up against my will It's my house . When people don't listen and ... Appropriate username Being charged with distribution of paraphenalia and marijuana on school property Tiberium was not in red alert there are children present Be polite all you want . I sure as fuck hope you're not just feigning ignorance . not an aardvark " In God we trust " , " [ ... ] One nation , under God [ ... ] " Here we go again . no , the French are ... No love for the SA and DBA . Came here expecting semen jokes . You .... uninstalled ? You dated a guy who hated cats ? I agree , correlation does not equal causation , but students that sit near the front are usually more focused as they are less distracted . If you sit at the back , less people are aware of you . More often than not , you'll end up browsing reddit on your laptop or texting on your phone . Or at least it was like that for me . Thank you for making me think twice about going into the military well that's what happens ... interesting link / downvote ... random gif from imgur / upvote . wow I had no idea it was that much in Ontario , now I know why so many Canadians cross the border into NY to shop ... because they can afford it more than I can Le début du gif : How could you spell golf wrong ? I will always be angry with you for making Melt Banana have a 15 minute set saw the sidebar as soon as i posted , should have phrased it differently that guy's face in the background is awesome . Rule 34 Like this : ( You're one of them aren't you ... I think you mean this ╚ ( I think you mean Well obviously it's the one on the .. Hey , wait a second I wish I lived in a country where the most recent citable police controversy was from 5 years ago that's actually one of the only game-to-movie's i like . Probably because the director wasn't Uwe Boll But why have 2 separate ads in the same notification ? Why are you spending time around middle schools I dont understand why this is at all funny . That's the biggest straw man I've ever seen . Regardless of your opinion on the OP ... really ? a slur ? You remembered to change profiles this time ! Great job , however , you may have wanted to write a slightly different post . wtf ... thats all it takes to get karma ? ? ? make a list and throw it in my shopping cart ..... Am I the only one that honestly doesn't find her all that attractive ? we all have our own fetishes i suppose ... I use to do that ... until my hand went through a spider web and there was a big hairy spider on my hand ... And I still have no idea what it means . The real questions is , how did you come across this ? ... says the guy looking at GW pictures . LOL ! OMG IM SHITTING MY PANTS LAUGHING ! ! I have an entire box of blank floppy disks at home , and no computer to insert them to I sure wish my Android phone and tablet would boot in less than several minutes ... Rangers Minor League team ? The Round Rock Express Should be more prepared First game is delayed because Alternate is late I think I found out why the country is in so much debt . Animal ER bills You'd better not be using a distro where you can log in as admin . Seriously ? This is the kind of problems native speakers face day to day ? Just glare at them a lot , and when they try to talk to you ... just reach down and grab a patch of pubes to shove in their face . Then glare at them some more til they clean it up . I'm not sure how I feel about my sister getting my daughter addicted to WoW . We might be going too deep ... Beardyman ? ! Did you know he was going to be there ... ? thanks for almost ruining my day I still have a VCR . He still lives at home ? Really ? But it does say that . so is the war on drugs Not sure if serious .... you had the chance to fix it I love how instead of paying down the principal when you over pay they just apply it to the next payment . If you want to over pay and pay down the principal you need to mail in the cheque with the coupon they send you , no online option ..... I'm bringing it back .... In style fagboy / r / politics Dry humping ? lmao .... Makes you sound like a total douche From your mouth ? Never seen a firefly in my life , still pretty easy connection to make , I mean , it's called a Firefly . Malarone isn't an antibiotic ... Please tell me you're trolling " profile picture " ? thanks for reminding me that that movie exists This is where I go when I need to find Why would you want that ? Unless you like stuff squirting you in the face The entirety of Jainism doesn't rest in " do not harm . " There are four other pillars , one of which is " speak the truth " ( as long as that truth does not cause harm , which is the primary principle ) . In telling lies , you accumulate karma which adheres to your soul preventing you from achieving enlightenment . " Now hang on ! One of the tech teachers at our school went out with a 6th year student . what is this .... i don't even .... A group of my friends went to a Brazilian steakhouse . Everyone orders roughly the same thing , with a few people ordering beers or wine . The meal itself costs $ 49.95 or somesuch . One friend offers to pay the tab to get the CC points and we all throw cash at him to cover our portions . A friend of ours tosses him $ 60 and asks for $ 10 back . We all look at him with I was trying to think of another off the top of my head . I'm staring at " paper " and it was all good until I hit I was going to upvote this just because we share a bed but it turns out it's actually totally amazing ! Damn you for linking me to this at work way to take the humor away " . 5 - inch cartridges at distances beyond 1,200 meters " Just lately , it's on the news ( todays paper ) and a number of them had their garages broken into ... Scary Face Oh gawd , back in the day my friends used to play lasertag ( Survival Shot to be more specific ) in that area at night . I always felt unsettled playing there , I thought it was the abandoned hospital ( which we did break into to play once , and that felt REALLY eerie - you would hear " things " .. ) , now I know why .. Scary Face Or just make , you know , a good comic Hey I wanted to keep him too ! but we can get 3-4 other players ... I mean we can get adebay ... I really hope you're trolling . It's an adjective . As long as it's not like Battlefield Heroes I found h - oh ... it's just you , Johnny 5 . ' r / new ' i LOVE fooling around in a bath tub , preferably one in a hotel room with a bottle of wine .. only when it's filling up .. but as for sex .. water does not make for good lube Your worst nightmare Wiping asses ? it better have been a geometry text book You don't expect to find wisdom in economics ? You didn't give me enough time to find out where you live T-shirt doesn't come in XL I'll just find some other bearded person to watch Léon with It is if we bring that razor back into the equation now i saw r / picsofdeadbabies and it proved me right ... Well , it sounds like your other idea of a nightmare made you too happy lawrence township checking in . Bordentown , GTFO or you'll regret it . I jarontee it . My mam tried to convince me that you can smell through television When I was nineteen I once played on a team with an engineer who kept telling us " Don't use my dispenser yet ! I'm letting it fill up ! " So the thing that upsets you the most over the past thirty days is that Amy Winehouse died ? WHO THE FUCK DOWNTOKED THIS How small is your dick that you have to act like one ? Nice try 16 year old kid who just deleted his last post about this and made this one . The concept of Juggalo Justin Bieber is blowing my MIND right now . How even can two of the worst things combined turn out slightly mildly not unattractive ? My arousal is one of great shame . Sasha not go " pew pew pew " ! Covering eggs with white doesn't count as painting Say WhaAt ? ! ? My doctor has told me the opposite of this ( for some things ) That means everyone is half man & half women That probbly also explains why I thought this was a good idea in the first place . How do you know it's a " She " ? You got a Why the downvotes ? I was making the point that they aren't insane . My mum invited him and his family down for a day So ? Lol this is true . Laziness has been a good cure to dumb down my " perfectionism " . However , this has not given me equivalent positive results in terms of the gym . My father used to call me the Michelin Man when I was a baby I've kissed girls who want me to teach them how to kiss like I do You suck if you don't show him what he's missing I am belgian and i have never seen or heard of this beer . Yeah , fuck helping people . Perceptive ( > So you added the picture and reposted 30 minutes after ? My kids don't need that sign , they already know to push buttons to get attention . I was more like Full fake fingernail inside of my tomato soup I still gagged So sleeping at work " * * and by beer we mean PBR " I prefer I was worried for a minute when I wrote that that you would take it the wrong way . I'm glad to see that wasn't the case . And given how the Colts always play in preseason I am probably in for quite the spectacle when they play tonight . I mean , * Curtis Painter * is our starting QB right now . * * Curtis Painter * * No , * I'LL * be sticking to this thread very closely and with intense interest . > I might never see your face again .... why can't you understand how fucking terrible that is ... for sure My brother once stuck a dirty sock in my mouth during a yawn . I blame / a / ladder is super serial because starcraft is super serial First I regretted watching the video then I regretted looking at your other posts Facebook games . As long you mean grey squirrels then all well and good . If you let your dog hunt red squirrels then related some what . I was fishing with just a shiny hook trying to get bait fish . I caught one after like 20 min of trying and a seagull snatched it once i pulled it out of the water . Idiots . Downvoting the truth because they don't like it . " Camouflage was the ship's cat aboard an LST . He was known for chasing enemy tracer rounds across the deck " / r / linux just shook its collective head at this entire thread ... at first i was like : Why did you dress up your toilet I think the Master is trolling this thread and downvoting everyone asking for Doctor pictures stop hating for the sake of hating bro . I see much hate inside of you I'm not saying they don't make Waiver deadline trades , I'm saying that the Braves don't dump their top prospects ( On a side note , I find it wonderful that this thread received two down votes without even stating why . Really encouraging for someone wanting to come forward with a question . I think you mean blue bloods Why don't you just stop hitting on him ? They only started doing shit once I had all but two of the champions . Haha , I thought most of the people there were quite nice . There were just a couple of odd people . At one restaurant I was at , I asked for cheese for my spaghetti and the woman serving me said " Cheese ? No , you want tomato sauce . " and got me tomato sauce instead ... .. was vomiting poop .. i was like .... porn ... pfft just a nun spanking a girl and then i saw the DICK ..... and i was like aaaahhhhh that's why i'm 14 , I know exactkly what a pencil is used for when it comes to casset tapes . I was terrified that 2 ) was going to involve something with vampires . 302 views ... 2800 + likes . You know " 100 % beef " doesn't actually mean anything right ? It just means the patty comes from ( miscellaneous ) parts of a cow . " le " was the biggest Do you really wanna know ? Doesn't the name speak of its nature ? Sometimes the teachers and sometimes the classes . Like art history , that one was both . Boring class and the dullest teacher Ive ever had . He printed articles from Wikipedia , and read them aloud in a monotone voice . And he was the * head of the whole art department * ! What's so shitty about it ? If you don't pay it won't be given to you , pretty simple right ? I think you forgot a No , I have a Textexpander shortcut for it . When I type lod I get I not only dislike Glee , but I also can't stand the fact that every other person pretends that they make up their own songs . You left out the part where you tell us how he tried to explain it ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ I'm going to love the ever-living shit out of both of you My book looks like it has no words . Downvoted for saying that I hope this game lives up to its hype ? that was not depressing at all And that's why you always wet the sponge , Percy he mocks losers . My stomach can handle anything Taric gets mana from autoattacking though ... ' we slowly lost touch ' To late Yes , I'm waiting on one right now but I think it got lost in the post Weekly bowel movements are about the norm for me . I realise this is below average . Perhaps I better digest my food than just passing it along . You ever think about THAT ? ! Amazing ! But not quite as amazing as the fact that so many people in the comments below don't get it . Except for Brood war . * * There's an extra 1/16 " at the top and no 0 " mark * * there are some things you DO NOT joke about . who on trees would downtoke this Now that I'm back home , I'm post-freaking out over what WOULD I have done if he was down for some interspatial consummation Also from this page And yet no one knows . I'm Irish , and one of my cats regularly sleeps on my pillow and I have to sleep without one At first I upvoted , but then I I too sleep with a camera . " Like " button ? Couldn't tell if serious or not . Is that a spoiler ? He isn't ' * username is your persona or serious I dislike being lumped together with 13 year olds Redditor for 2 hours ... Push the moon out of its orbit .... you know .... just for a laugh Argentina and Brazil got knocked , I got banned for wearing an unusual because the admin didn't want someone with a better hat playing on his server . Speaking of Which end of the corkscrew bottle opener ? koalas aren't bears That guy on the cover looks like a smug douchebag . At first I was like My face was stuck on What do you all think this guy does when he is not in public ? Not sure if interesting or disturbing Well , you don't check very thoroughly jesus christ . somehow i imagine you are like topher from workaholics and not actually named pauline . im on to you paul The kid still left shit laying around in the aisle . My ex-boyfriend's sister worked at Timmy's , and when she got married 2 years ago , right after their ceremony they stopped by her work to get some coffee . It was awkward , I was her wedding photographer and she even wanted photos of her there--in her gown and everything ; it was that important to her . I've seen what you do to hotel rooms ... But your own house ? ? ? ? " A linux " Not again ! that poo , is not as stealthy as he thought he was your tl ;d r is as long as your message . > No Rain by Blind Lemon Egypts Coptic Christians couldn't agree more . Well Mr . Why don't YOU go away ? how about scroll up then ? It's too late to tell when the deed is already done . > Sir , why did I read that in a drill Sergeant's voice ? If they were twelve they wouldn't be teenagers . Never done this before but : All I can focus on is how cute I probably looked at that exact moment .. Yeah , fuck everything about this . What human being has a problem with having a fucking meal without touching his / her phone ? Oh , wait . I know . It's a poorly parented one . once while playing dungeons an dragons , i prepared the spell " revile hidden door " just because i needed one more spell . it ended up getting me out of the temple of deception o . O You plan sex . You ring your boyfriend to plan sex . I stand by my response of North , because ... I don't have a confederate flag on my car ( like I saw today Memento .. The ending made me experience my first I gave it more than one shot , in different ways , using different methods . It is NOT my thing . I did it in the scientific manner ... and was in tears each time . Fuck ass fucking in the fucking ass . Those two need to stop having children god dammit ... how do you know I've named my penis " couch " ? a nibbler ... No way , asshole ^ user_name_not_insult . Only YOU want to see that . > I'm not like your mom , Patrick . Worry ? I think you misread me . I was taunting them . The Koch Industries also fund Nova . At first when I thought of this I was like Get your hands off her you damn dirty rape .. ist . I have had several classes that have said we would be using the clickers every day . I only used it regularly in one class , and used it once in a different class just because she wanted to make sure we went and bought one " I'm itching for some real action " I have an urge to pee whenever I'm near water ( except drinking - Like a glass of water I swear almost every video we've seen from gamescom is shot by a goddamn clicker Le Fuck ? Why would you tinyurl that Are you saying * she * cheated on * you * and * you're * the one who screwed up ? Saw this comment at 10:18 Why only 30 bucks ? You are doing it wrong . " Also , she just stands there with her mouth agape looking full retard . " Don't forget the Titanic Museum ... I suddenly feel like Towely from south park . I've always thought that scene was really offkey . IIRC , doesn't Dumbledore support Harry as soon as his name is read out in the book ? I . e . defending him against Snape etc , saying that it can't of been him or something along those lines . When Dumbledore did that in the movie it was a bit You know that I don't live in Oregon ? Not a rage comic . Not even close . yes , cause thats the problem . Dat Janna That some cultures wipe with their left hand . " We now need to turn to Governor Perry , our newest candidate for president . " .... I just fed you an hour ago He is not one of us since when does the media say anything about not eating fruit ? * * I just know . This is the first I've heard about this , and halfway through reading the description you quoted , I wondered if you might be trolling . That sounds like complete crap Why'd he go to Auburn and not come to Tuscaloosa ? Yeah , me too , I have seen other videos of the orchestra and they don't sound bad at all . I think the youtube submission might just be some asshole mocking them . If this actually is the case , Nice generalization . I know whenever I go to India , Grandma has no qualms with hoisting up her sari in the middle of a sidewalk in Calcutta The girl on the left makes me Nice collection but Y U NO LABEL PICTURE ? I did also , and when i learned it had a budget of $ 18M i was like He is not one of us AMERICA , FUCK YEAH ! ! ! Yep . I couldn't help but You called me a douche , I will not teach you how to anal . Can't tell if sarcastic or religious Meanwhile the person walking behind you has to do some quick thinking to keep from running into you since you decided to stop and look at your phone . Whore ... ? I could have gone through and answered each of your comments with the information I had individually but I put it in one because I don't really feel like comment stalking everything you've said . The age of consent in Spain is 13 . Just try the banana thing ... heat it up for about 12 seconds in the microwave first . I read about it somewhere ... thought the same thing as " TIL I always played Nidalee nearly exactly like hotshot . Thanks for all the heads up team ! Told her not to reply and she hasn't heard anything thing from them ... so far Obligatory " Battlefield 2 ... You need a recipe to add bacon and random veggies to mac and cheese ? Looks at username ... At first I was like , an ad on reddit ? I had the yellow pair until they snapped Redditor for 10 days and this is the only post i wasnt being serious Redditor for one hour I'm from the Philippines and I've never heard of this shit . thats what they WANT you to think it was this face I managed to botch this reference , garner upvotes , and witness the referer be downvoted into oblivion ... We faxed a permit request in last week and the ranger called my buddy and said that they don't have any more advance permits and to just show up in the morning . When we did , there was a notice saying the Vivian Creek Trail has reached it's quota . You mean you don't keep a pirate costume in your cupboard specifically for these occasions ? What kind of Redditor are you ... I , too , usually " forget " to sign the back of my registration . It's gotten me out of a ticket once . The other time , I got the speeding ticket and the notsigningthebackofmyregistration ticket . It's a story of a little boy in a photo shoot who seems to be overwhelmingly happy , and then becomes the look of disapproval As an Arizona DJ , my only reaction is this .... Looking at a cow . 12 year old kid walks up behind me and yells to his dad " Is that a camel ! ? " I've never seen either , but it sounds like they chose to let it end on a good note rather than a long-winded , shark-jumped , shriveled up husk of what it originally was . I've never seen Firefly either though . NEITHER OF THOSE ARE CARTOONS . Having a four-man premade go into Normals with 200ish wins ( at the time ) on each of us , and getting paired with an instalock Warwick . He locked in before half of us joined champion select , and typed " i m goign 2 forrest " . I facepalmed . After we lost horribly , I checked the match stats and saw that he had well over 400 wins . This was pre-season one . Tell me about it . Both my parents and most my extended family are from Texas , but I was born in New England . I swear the shit I have to hear from time to time Like this : Good point ... At first I was like They just let us start sending the word " something " in neomails again . Because of course , it contains the word " meth " * " This is a . 22 round for comparison " * Will do . I have a pretty solid connection , it's not like we'll be trying to play mvc 3 anyway . In terms of everything now there are a lot of good posts about good , healthy food and varied eating . The initial 5 posts were all about PB sandwiches and skipping meals . The other day I poured the milk on my coffee , stired then put the kettle back in the fridge i had to laugh , but come on . this guy is looking for pictures of his dad Nice try , Pedobear . it is ok to chainsaw people in half but swearing is bad God chrome's implementation of deleting individual sites is horrendous . Do you know how annoying it is to check off every site after a long day of questionable surfing ? They seem to keep adding to it . I remember seeing a picture of the So did I and the more I read the comments it sounds like a stroll through the park Are you seriously comparing circumcision to abortion ? I don't know * why * but there is always something about Dr . Michio I'm not fond of . That he's after things for more of a material purpose rather than knowledge . It's had to label that as a " bad " thing if that fruits of his labors produce good . I just don't know ... I wouldn't . The worst feeling ever is when you let one go and someone comes in unexpectedly ... and they give you one of these > ( TIL " You win this round ... This is not funny , I demand my 10 seconds back ! This video is not available in your region . He is not one of us My college experience was at first a continuation of high school . Then I became a Junior and transferred , had one brutal semester while I learned the basics of my major . Then I hit cruise control for three semesters , graduated , and realized that I'll never again have that much free time until I retire . Used copies are more expensive than new ones . I use these cards to get myself more cards \ ( So true , better to spare herself the embarrassment of a trial , rather than sparing the next girl of a similar or escalated experience . Too bad angry birds can't run past the second level on that phone anyways just not Muslim unicorns . Yeah , my friend was joined in on a well established world ( by that I mean we had diamonds houses for everyone and sites to see ) . There are also some younger people on mine ( were freshmen in high school at the time ) . They were bugging me and the other admin , by saying , " COULD WE GET THE AETHER MOD ? ! " We were both saying it wasnt a smp mod and then they go to every mod they want that wasnt a bukkit mod . no , just no Probably to show off his beautiful eyes . Seems he plucks his eyebrows too . I whip my hair back and forth . Lol , because / r / web_design is the premiere place to karma-whore ... The square ? You mean the * plaza * ? What is the thought process when people get tattoo's like this ? I'm completely dumbfounded . There should probably be a moment where you ask yourself , " Should I really get this shit permanently inked onto my body ? " I don't know , I just peered in and all the * lights * were off ... I hope she knows you've posted these " submitted by EvilGeorgeLucas " Well , there goes my emergency credit card stash . Thanks ! It's in Atomic Web too , I just never noticed it before Thanks ! It's in Atomic Web too , I just never noticed it before Less blast beats ? ? ? Beastiality . everything is relative " Yeah , I was just reading the tao te ching - oh crap , I meant the bible ! " Don't think I didn't hear that ! At first I though it said 2 AM . Why are people down voting this ? Username : I think it did or on a user based internet forum ... She's not evolved if its not a genetic trait Yes , i've had a co-worker that stupid . You know the one who will give you the stink eye and hate your guts because you politely tell them what they should give back because they've been mauling over how much change they should give back for a full 2 minutes and the customer would like to leave now . I live in an area where papa john's is the best And the fact that the dam staff only have three lines Especially the women . As a bi 2xxer , I know I'm probably not in your market , if I saw that I'd do a serious ... I really don't know what to think with the third one . KILL IT WITH FIRE ! ! ! My brain must have turned on the racist button . How did you find this fictional creature ? My name is Ismael . Dagnammit why is it that everytime i see posts like these i immediately think its Celsius The flowmeter measures ft / sec , that's OK with me , as long as I know what it gives me , I can compensate . Problem was that the supplier was clueless , and didn't pay attention to units With 1 . Ah not too bad , I was thinking " what if it's one of those 9-5 jobs ... and he arrived at 4 . I want that can of Duff , and am willing to do horrible things to get it . It is the " brown note " of internet images ... LOL ! Billy boy there says sorry , brings up country boundaries . Why is there a cigarette lighter in reach of your child Are you KIDDING ME ! Punk is the only reason the matches have been good . Hell Cena even said " there is only one person that can go toe to toe with me , and your not CM Punk " to ADR . Punk has brought out the best matches in Cena of his carer . To quote Danweiser below me " The Civ 5 + BFBC 2 request for Minecraft made me We are not from Great Britain , London , Did you go to Oakhill ? > There's no decent science behind the capabilities of a helmet ? It cannot be unseen A dude wouldn't get 1/100 th the attention . I second that People sometimes don't believe me that I'm color blind because they point at their shirt and say " What color is this ? " . I say " Blue " . They say " So , you aren't colorblind . " I say , " No , you idiot , I'm colorblind , but I'm not retarded , a good majority of the time straight males wear blue shirts rather than purple ones . It's not hard to make that inference . " " Ok . So what color is this ? " * points to khaki pants * You can't side step someone and do a hip throw Once my friends in high school found out that I was red-green colorblind they tried to fuck with me in class . I distinctly remember in earth science , we were doing something that required coloring with markers . I asked one of my friends to pass the red marker and they gave me a blue one . I stated a green marker and reached for it which cause them to say " No man that one is orange . " . definitely no spoiler ... Fuck that , Wampas I was denied ... They still have a hold on my money . So ... A regular soldier has perks , 5090 gun attachments , some hundreds of guns , and the god like ability to jump off a cliff ... Yet ... He completely destroyed his already fragile argument by comparing cliffs to walls ... Sounds like an FBI agent to me . I have a small peashooter Queen's park at 3am in the morning apparently And people think professional wrestlers are bad actors ... TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM . So it's okay to be someone that once was straight and now is gay but it's absurd to think the reverse could happen ? Friday ... around nightfall ... meeting people from the internet for the first time ... in the woods . I got it yelled at in second grade art class for coloring water purple . Turns out that I'm blue purple color blind I slept through a earthquake in norfolk > Friday ... around nightfall ... meeting people from the internet for the first time ... in the woods . same . We aren't in the same office are we ? HOLY SHIT ! Instead of raging , how about you read the OP's edit where she CLEARLY STATES that there was only one polling place . You'll find it at ... the top of the page ... Why not just use the number keys ? I live in CT and felt NOTHING , yet my neighbors are all freaking out . Did it just go around my house ... Haha , THANKS . You just saved your life . > Ahem : LORD OF THE * Fricking * RINGS You just had to drag religion into it ... Not surprising , considering all the smurf violence there . “ They ’ re made by your body , for your body . Why wouldn ’ t you want to try ? ” And the reward for the most obviously gamed post on reddit today goes to ... admastblog I did that all the time in the mall nearby . Most of them were CD-i players though Thanks for clarifying this huge is not a resolution Or perhaps we can remember all those nights staying up with the obligatory scared Cali gf because she was afraid of the radioactive fallout from Fukushima . trout 45 ノ ( I see what you did there . Username kind of relevant .. Titanium plate covering the entire right side of my skull and removable fake teeth here . Lite beer ? That bit where the cyclist got hit . Wow , that was all sorts of uncomfortable My girlfriend was born in ' 93 Brittany Spears and Animal Collective together . I would think the unexpected sensation of an earthquake would .. intensify your session ? ? Don't pass out drunk while pooping . In this house , those rules don't apply while pooping . A mi no me enganian , eso es una naranja That's why I use them . I know my notes well enough , Its just my first day in my music theory class and this is the one thing I'm having trouble with . I think if I stare at that picture long enough though , this will make sense ..... I just need time lol coming from the hardcore scene ( real hardcore not this bullshit postmetalcore nonsense ) I was like " oh hell yeah taking a date to a show can be dangerous if you get near the pit " ... then I was like " oh " ... Damn you Victoria 6 karma ! After having dodged a recliner that fell out of a truck at 60mph last weekend , I disapprove . Great now I am hungry . That's * Yuffie * that swipes your materia . I think this is the 50th post I have seen about that ... Not found I start every ladder game with a gg in hopes they leave the game . The answer is even worse . I'm afraid I have to agree . I clicked expecting all sorts of info , and instead it was ... this . Why would I want to instant message a car ? I was thinking the same thing What the ... ლ ( check my other posts , i belong here Says " moop " and squeezes my boobs . waiting for the third thing we know Get everyone at work pregnant and watch the company fall apart from the inside out . Start with the men . Those categories aren't even mutually exclusive . This bug merits glaring reddit eyes . You have minimum speed limits ? the proper response would be : whaat ? I want to hear part two ! or else ! well at least in that area right ? you should find out if he was caught or still running around It is at times like then when I remind myself why I ALWAYS keep " ಠ_ಠ " on copy . So here is one for you . / X \ see this --> Ya , I don't know what happened . Apparently when you copy paste ಠ_ಠ consecutively , it kind of fucks up . Observe . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Destroying things on September 11th ? MINUTES ! Wow this article is 2 years old , bet iPhones still use their proprietary white cables . * The implication * For some reason ... The new version immediately started hurting my eyes . Did you change something or am I crazy ? Also ... Please put the " add a comment " back towards the top of the top of the share button ... It's really frustrating to have to look for it . However , I do love this button . It's it's not its . Bold Italic strike sup Link | Quote Code • Bullets 1.Numbers Heavy : Cart ? What tiny cart ? I did not tip over tiny cart . really ACLU ? " Told You So " ? ? They're getting smarter ... EDoF cameras on the lot ? ... yes reproduction makes no evolutionary sense ... Obligatory : What do you mean by " only " ? An explosion is a rapid expansion of gas . This reminds me of this girl I slept with one time . The whole time she kept telling me how soft her and my skin were , and how she wanted to have soft buttery-skinned babies with me Yeah , lying totally makes it right . If you're dumb enough to fall in lava , you deserve to loose all your items ... America ? Australia ? Sarah O Connor Bitches apparently also love men in masks and dark clothes that climb in through their windows . Turning heads , oh yes . Is it because trees need water ? Thank God . I was about to shoot myself , as I thought this was another Dave , you'll get us into trouble What . The . Fuck . Dog's name is Wanko ? Norway's response : This is why we can't have nice things . Uhm no . It's 15 here . Not 12 . For $ 8.20 ! That doesn't look like Warcraft ... my girlfriend just IMed me this link ... while reaching for my can of coconut water and eating the last of the potato chips on my plate . It's sure is fantastic , even a shortcut for WHY IS IT ALWAYS SUNDAY THAT I WANT THOSE DELICIOUS WAFFLE FRIES " Kind of ignorant " ? I'd say it makes him look more like a fucking asshole with shit for brains . IMHO . Working on phd eh ? Couldn't possibly be worth the investment . I used PCPartPicker for compatibility , so I'm not too worried about that ( TIL reading the sidebar is actually really freaking helpful Wait - you had your PDC on a virtual machine ? Me Shampoosta . Seems legit Did ye meen : " " says resigns " Guy doesn't " believe in labels " , yet identifies as gay , and labels bi-people simply gay . Posted as an image That's all folks Yeah , too much scrolling and clicking for me . The ending of 1408 in which he lives . The movie goes on about how he can't kill the room without killing himself with it , only to have him kill the room and live TIL there s a show called Man VS Food ... I have nothing against reposting . But reposting an hour after someone else did ... get this . that's ... that's terrible so many HD's Finally purchasebrothers ! I've been waiting for this for so fucking long . It better be good . Am I the only person on Reddit who does * not * like cats ? White wine with steak ? raising hope is hilarous . So you're telling me Apple has no Jobs ? Dude almond milk is the nastiest shit anyway . Had a quick look through your recent comments I'm sad - I was actually going to help you out , maybe even ride my bike up to Wisconsin have a beer with you , but after this I just don't know . I don't see anything wrong with hi - .......................... This was the top trending comment on " CEO of Apple " on Twitter . Not sure if original .... I thought athene played poker for a living . Why is he doing professional gaming interviews ? Why don't you have a seat over there . And reddit gets swindled * again * . yes . hrmmm . southern hospitality developed in new york . You've seen a local band cover a song and pay royalties .... SAME ! I was like " I HIGHLY fucking doubt someone will put the picture of their newly-found dead daughter on / r / creepy This really shouldn't be in r / math . Words can not express my discontent with this patch . Oh how the worst possible outcomes are what come to mind first . I just noticed that Flea is showing cleavage back in my day people only needed one birthday So if they're able to withstand that much , let's say , hypothetically speaking , I accidentally consumed said organism from a water source . Will they be able to survive within my stomach , hatch their little ones , and prosper ? redditor for 11 days Sorry , forgot the * waitress * was always right . My only complaint ... Well that's one way to go through the world . Musical Freedom my ass . personer likes Haha yea , my mechanic is " AranYourEvan " . It confuses people . You should do jolly ranchers instead . I don't even like cats ... I'm allergic to cats ! I don't know how it is elsewhere , but here in Belgium we have an annoying trend where idiots ( especially football fans ) start chanting " DUUUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUUUUH DUUUUH " en masse everytime that song comes on . " COMPOSITION " has NEVER , EVER been equal to " EVERY ITEM / DETAIL IN AN IMAGE . " So they're now making fun of reality shows ? Oh yeah ! * * There's no more music videos to make fun of . * * ~ ~ No ears ; ~ ~ no eyes . why are you bringing this back up ... Or don't fly stupid and get blown up hauling . You've had your bun for 4 days . You've spent 10 minutes rabbit proofing ? Are you kidding me ? There's also a But ... Tyler Durden * is * real ... That is the main character's name your username is TheifsTheme , yet Nas is not on your list I should have read that before causing my laptop to sound a loud alarm in the middle of class Yea , I checked several zip codes . All " out of free steaks in this location " How about $ 5 off of a $ 20 order instead ? Hmm . Sounds interesting but I'm not sure waterboarding is in the true spirit of the Rebel Alliance . Trigger not covered ? That sounds like a Bad Idea . At first she was like ... Then you were like ... Yesterday I saw a member of the landscaping crew for a supermarket property drink his water bottle while weed whacking , and then toss that bottle into the group of bushes he had just finished whacking . What's the opposite of Honestly , with the prices at the steam sales my wife just gets a pretty firm Flash intro + mystery meat navigation . i can't fap to this you know god put those bones there in the first place / " Must-see preseason game " should have given you a gorilla I was not informed of this who doesnt know legos are better ? Jedi should be banned IMO My phone number is an area code off from a neighboring county's Humane Society . I get calls from people all the time , but the most irritating was a family from * New York * ( I live in California ) who kept calling me and insisting that they had " my " dog , that my number was on the tags , and that I had to come pick it up or it was going to the pound . I love that face What ? why the hell would you throw pasta at the wall rather than taste it ? Always blocking the fucking sidewalk The point . I have lost it . Dude it's magical . That's the final answer . As someone who grew up regularly crossing into Canada and enjoying the fact that our dollar was stronger ( as well as saying Loonie and Toonie ) , when CAD > USD , I shat . Way to go Canada ... America : Why would you use black label for this The site really started going downhill after the buyout a few years ago . Slashdot's slowly turned into a steaming pile of web 2.0 turd on top of a user interface designed for the last millenium's limitations . Seriously , it's 2011 and posts are still limited to ASCII . .... She's a Dave Matthew's fan I schwill at some point or another :) Keep your eyes peeled ! Like lemons Sliding on top of its balls ? I leave the internet for two hours and this is what happens ? ! Can't tell if Boromere of Eddard Stark Until you start biting the cuticles around your nails ... Like me . What's with the If they were real fans , they would've gotten away with it ! Good job , you really told that 12 year old child ... I was in a Best Buy , and I saw this college-aged guy pick up a HDMI cable and pay full price for it . I was like Oh , congratulations , you got the joke . There's still blood in it ... At first I was like Why do you keep on trolling me ? Yes . Prove your dominance . 21 years old . I'm not allowed to move out . because there is never a single hint of misogyny on reddit Wow , that is SUCH a girl thing to do . You would NEVER see one guy shaving another guy's balls . Gay or straight . because there is never a single hint of misandry on reddit Sarah Palin Yea , I live in upstate SC , I go to Clemson ( Southwest of Greenville , SC ) , and we do not get Hurricanes coverage and we did not get Thrashers coverage either . We got female college volleyball . according to some news articles i've read , you are not alone . if i purchase ipad's for my company i fully expect to see them with frequent water damage It's a weird sort of " discrepancy " in the books - many of which are debated / discussed here . " Let it go " ... Let what go , exactly ? I found something in the books that I think could generate some good discussion and speculation .. thus , I want to discuss and speculate . If you don't care about this stuff or don't want to think about / discuss it , that's fine , but just abstain from commenting if that's the case . I am really pissed that you got downvoted all the way to - 4 for a well thought out logical post . Shame on you reddit > One of my biggest fears is that someone breaks into my house while i'm in the middle of taking a massive poop and i'm just stuck there like " But the pen is mightier than the sword Getting stuck shoulders down in concrete than a bunch of tarantulas come in to eat my face The internet is leaking . 30 - year-old child needs daddy's permission . You dented a car and didn't leave your contact information ? The infographic shows 50 % of females in the kernel developers . Some people just have too much time on their hands to get so worked up about something like that on the internet . And this is coming from someone who just spent almost all day playing Minecraft . time to steal ward kills from supports after they hit it 3 times lmao upvote for you because something ridiculously similar happened to me today with my foreign co-worker .. unless this comic is secretly about my life ? lol yea It takes some getting used to the whole cheesyness of Korea . I liked when I went to Seoul tower with my Korean BF he offered to do one with me and then said " Yea I have about 5 ex girlfriend locks on here lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ " .... My FACE : OP runs Goldman Sachs are you trolling us ? who give a shit about that ? you can change the picture with another MPQ file anyways if it distracts you that much I've always wondered why it is that we haven't developed a technology that scans deep , and I mean deep , into the earth to see underground tunnels and caves . Maybe we would see something we aren't meant to see . Wouldn't it be a better idea to house this sort discussion group somewhere ... outside of their power ? This happened to me once , but instead of my dog attacking the stream he started to drink from it But she was NERFED ! ! ! ! Your grandma had a name for your penis ? I would still try to smoke it first . No one is going to stfu about it especially when most of the candidates for mayor are campaigning on the property tax . Did you just advise her to cheat on him ? Fresh content . LOL Well done . Classic rage . I agree though , cluck would have been acceptable . No , I guess we only had 3 in 2 months My son has always been comfortable with knowing where meat comes from . When he was 4 and I was reading a book about animals to him , he wanted to know which we could eat . And on a field trip to the local nature center in school they were asking for facts about a rabbit on display . My son said , " You can eat rabbits . " The guy running the show gave him a God dammit ... this picture made me laugh uncontrollably for a sold minute . I just got about 5 of these : Problem is so many ranges require you to be an NRA member for range membership . Also if you want to get a Garand from the CMP , CMP affiliated clubs often require NRA membership as well . DAE think Jim's PR team is spamming Reddit ? Wait , how can she increment a variable that wasn't declared or assigned to in the first place ? That's going to be an undeclared identifier . It's beginning to sound like Digimon So , you don't actually believe in elves , you just call an extinct species a name that no one else does . Coulda done without the drawing of the guy's shriveled dangling penis . GSL usually starts at 5am for Americans on the East Coast That someone is her , and that's because she's under 18 in that clip I hate when you're sitting there and it's totally fine , and all of a sudden you can just feel it start to flow out , and you know it's one of the clotty bits . If youre in khaini .... how do you know me ... 3158x2341 screenshot of an NES game When you watched " out of curiosity " did you realize she probably looks a lot like your mom when shes naked and getting nailed ? ..... oh god what have you done i see what you did there You want pictures , don't you ? at first I was like Hurricane hype and constant storm news are ridiculous . They had people out at the beach yesterday ... to show that it was not stormy yet . Really is a shame Half-Life 2 for Dreamcast was canceled right before the release They also say there are no plausible evolutionary ancestors to whales and that there aren't transitional forms for horses . A little effort ... thats all I ask ... Like I said . Well , that's disturbing . Even if I was straight I'm sure I would think this is gross . Sorry if this is your thing but that was just unpleasant No worries . I just told my boss " What else am I going to put up my bumhole " and then gave him one of these I hope I'm not too late That map also shows that Tennesse and North Carolina have apparently merged . North Tennalina ? Cats always give the perfect Probably not , but if it were a gated complex where you'd need a card to enter .... This insults me greatly . It's possibly the most disgustingly inbred animal humans have ever created , it lives a life of too many discomforts all because our fucked up sense of aesthetics . They can't even breath properly . Some poor man is going to feel the wrath of that hand one day heh , thanks ! So many ' people ' not just men ask how we have sex . I usually give them this face : There's never enough bacon Good luck charm ? When my Grandma called a year ago and asked me how grade 9 is , I was 20 . Born Free This means you were born in ' 97 . Did you see that fucking pig's face ? ? ? ? Did you see that fucking pig's face ? ? ? ? See also : Wag bags . You make me feel bad for being single It's too bad you can't use sprays in the Valve Official servers I saw Christmas wrap at Costco today . Dude , she is 15 I spat out my Hefeweizen Everyone click listen on the Pornhub one . I lol'd ... Girlfriend = Manually ? In what way does she mention it . I knew one girl that kept telling me " My boyfriend is okay with me sleeping with other guys " unfortunately she ended it with " As long as they aren't niggers " and laughed ... How did you view his deck if you didn't go to Tapped Out ? What . The . Fuck . I usually get the craving around 10:04 ... And the title is the punchline . His other forearm says ' Linked to imgur Y'know , until you get about a week into college and you start seeing people take out laundry half way through the cycle and taking the rest of your time or people sifting through the wet stuff of others and taking what they please . BOROMIR IS REAL YOU ASSHOLE ! ! ! damn it . He'll tell you it's seedless and there'll be seeds ! KEEP YOUR BUTTHOLE TIGHT little sister . Chiclet keys ... WTF . He is only trying to answer their question and they are attacking him . Burn him . Burn . Or use the backfire and push him down a cliff . Why does someguyfromcanada care about legal rights of US citizens over their police ? i think we need the pic of these hairy girl boobs ..... I've always had a thing for singing crabs ... You there , go back to Xbox Live at once Yeah , don't get me wrong , I'm in no way in favor of leniency for child molesters , but I was thinking : What ? Life ? That seems a littl - " And then he sodomized the mentally retarded 16 year old " ... Everywhere else less biased is saying the same thing So you're condoning rape . Girl in my astronomy class a few years ago : " Why the HELL would anyone want to go to Mars ? There are like , no malls there . " I think a better question is why the fuck did you carry a camera into the bathroom ? ahahaha I'm Ulster county , my grandpa lives in Brooklyn and continuously calls us Upstate ... it gets really confusing when I talk to people who say they live upstate and I find out they actually do . They always give me this can i be considered European ? even tho im in the middle east ? my dad did this , he kept it in a piece of tissue just to piss me and my bro off byw showing it us allowing a rapist access to her children . twice . allowing a rapist access to her children . twice . Not go to college a week ago . Can't decide which I want to win DAMNIT I never said it was a political message Jews did 9/11 the silver membership is $ 9.99 Igloos aren't made of ice Not trying is definitely the way to succeed . this was just on the front page I think the funniest part was when the kid girl was like " It's a unix system , I know this ! " and then she proceeded to navigate a 3d model of the park to select which building to lock with the click of a mouse > You wanted to get paid for people downloading a file that you do not own ... ? A file which you are illegally sharing and hoping to get money from ... ? My face whenever the " no homo " gig pops up is basically No no no no no . I absolutely refuse to accept this as a fact . Made this to use with the Zepplin Mod , found out that there is a 1024 block limit Why did I have to scroll down so far to find this ? to UFC ? Your name ... I still have one . Did you have a Skitty in your party ? I'd say he's in a pretty sticky situation . Same here . > Naja ... Es ist Samstag Abend und ich sitze vor der Kiste und browse Reddit ... I saw that and was like My mom does that . how come streamers never black their stream if they are about to do something beyond any retardation ? I_RAPE_PEOPLE wants a pizza ? Robotic enhancements to create superhuman abilities , but he can't run as fast as some Olympian . The ring-cap is 999 . Are you suggesting post-college kids can't love trees ? Can anyone just grab a female ? Yes , make sure you use the flash on your camera when you take pictures of a light show . A'm I the only one that finds this difficult to watch ? maybe if you've got Grizzly Adam's face for a crotch i can understand , but a shower everyday is enough to keep me smelling fresh . though sometimes that awful summer swamp-ass is just too much . 6 year old game = childhood classic ? I don't eat meat Intentare no ver esto como el surgimiento de un amor incondicional al ejercito y a la acci ón militar basado en sentimientos nacionalistas tras un ataque terrorista . Denle calma , no gringeen . I ... have to say I hadn't noticed that , but now I can't unsee it Before Spoilers start showing up ? have you been to r / gaming in , I dunno the last MONTH ? anytime ANYTHING even REMOTELY related to the game was found , EVERYONE AND THEIR GRANDMOTHER posted it , for instance , I can spend 30 seconds and find 50 pictures of the I think this question was made a reality 16 posts ago . I actually just completed it about an hour ago . I sent the power to the strip . About an hour later I find that little kid running around with the gun I'm straight and borderline asexual . One of the worst things about Reddit is it reminds me how much I wish I could have a dog . Oh , wait , you're talking about me Followed by a stern How the ..... wtf was that game Duly noted . There . Are . NO . sequels . No . Doesn't actually live anywhere near the east coast . Def worth it . You'll never know Or mom look better . He said starcraft related injury it looked like his shoulder / back were fucked up wanted to hear a story . Apparently I was mislead . First you use Nutella improperly , then you go and fuck up your peanut butter selection First I was : At first i was like , " Blah , some asshole is trolling me on reddit , " then I saw who it was and i was like This comment is vaguely familiar . My point exactly , use the fucking subreddit so there are more generalized posts . As soon as I saw Manowar and Book of world records I assumed it involved their abundant use of body oils and animal pelt Speedos . No , I realized I had homework to do . No . There are people who do ? Sure is the same jokes repeated umpteen-billion times for massive points in here . What's more annoying is when you're asked to sheep , and are then asked why you're not using your AoE Oh shit . I've got someone in mind . But I can't remember her name . She plays a mom in something . Gimme a minute . Is that actually you . Cause it's insane to make things like this . Apple is company not a religion . Jobs is just another ill old boss not some Jesus or what . Omg razy people . portal references ... i don't think you know how a budget works The Wire is the best TV show I've ever seen and I expect that it will be the best I'll ever see . I've convinced no fewer than 20 people to start watching it in N . Ireland and they've all loved it ... with the exception of two people in work who each watched one episode and said that it was crap and that CSI had way better actors . Why is the slice ROUNDED ? its best not to talk about what you know nothing about ... dont look at the side mirrors , if he is behind you ( directly ) he shoudnt be in your side mirrors , or you have adjusted the side mirrors wrong . The ammo is capsules of the victims family's blood and tears . On hit , the victim falls to the floor and weeps for 5 minutes while he has to live with the thought of the sniper murdering his family , and cries and screams of the families are heard . Not even the children are spared The ammo is capsules of the victims family's blood and tears . On hit , the victim falls to the floor and weeps for 5 minutes while he has to live with the thought of the sniper murdering his family , and cries and screams of the families are heard . Not even the children are spared PTP is banned from this thread Wow , these are some horrible puns . Saying nothing when you have nothing worthwhile to say . Yeah but your from Florida ... So you're probably morbidly obese . So I suppose that person didn't mean actual twin , just that he looks like Franco . Franco doesn't have a twin . eggs are circular in minecraft username . Great now we'll have two republican senators from WI . Between straight men ... this is a date Crazy how that wind picks up your little brother but doesn't seem to be moving the branches of the tree You sick bastard looks like his dad's pretty I've only ever been with my current girlfriend ( and she's only been with me ) and we've been dating for close to a decade . Personally , I'm glad that we've only been with each other . The idea of her having sex with somebody else does not sit well with me Yeah , give money to lazy assed fucks who don't work . Great idea . Either this is a poorly disguised troll or you should have made this a self-post . Misleading link is misleading . At first I was like But then I was like I can provide pictures and video evidence of her admitting that it is notable . It was there , but after I posted this , it disappeared ... I think they're watching me .... there are no words to describe this It is . There's a replay site that adds their own name to the chat logs Doesn't sound like a grad-level course to me . Why don't you stop bitching and spend the time getting work . Because all black people in the US are from Africa . you can hide your pornos but you cannot hide your hairy palms ... 287 as your highest crit ? I remember doing this problem in Java and then seeing how I could have done it in one line in just about any other language Good pic but not emo enough So you do a full medical history check up on every person you sleep with ? Nobody would ever lie about that sort of thing From down here , I can see where it fits in ... Can't find a proper description ? Sadface . Well , I'll be satisfied with pronouncing I can ask you the same question Just got it this morning . My life hasn't been the same since I'm trying to do that right now . I made a post asking for advice , every response was either " lol non-euclidean " or " great idea keep at it " No one does ! The media lied to me herpderp . Does anyone like queen ? How bout that Carl Sagan , huh ? This morning in the shower I was washing myself with icesoap singing Aperture Science and I forgot my axe ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ my grandpa met a civil war veteran . So you just post your offers and leave ? Thanks for the explanation anyway , I'll remove the downvote . Still man , please don't post offers right before leaving I like how Sapporo is about $ 2 cheaper in a restaurant in NYC than in Japan . The other day while driving with my parents in San Francisco we saw a car with the license plate " I <3 Iraq " ( It was an actual heart though ) and my parents freaked out and started bitching about how wrong it is for " people like that " to support terrorists . When I asked what people were in question , they said " Gays " . On reddit , no gaming ? I was questioning that as well until Will Arnet's credit . I saw Claire Dames and was all like I am saddened that videos like this have so few views when shitty reaction videos are on the top viewed . What's even more sad is that I stared at it for a little bit trying to figure out what was wrong with it . Fish fetish . Hey Eleanor , most people who are lactose intolerant just stop drinking milk altogether . And even if you DO get protein from milk , there are literally an infinite - 1 better sources of protein for you . I was driving my mom's friend home from a house party once and she told me to meet lots and lots of women . And to meet only beautiful ones , because ugly girls are angry hahaha . Then she told me to use protection after ... it's part of my fantasy my bad , i thought you were the same poster Good job Sherlock Including a La Blue Girl sequel Makes me glad I don't live in the US . They'd think I was assembling a murder kit Put that * * horrifying * * book away , I'm trying to sleep tonight Dammit Jim ! I really just sat there for a second waiting for the second rule ... Redditor for one day ... i look at the pic , read the " butter spread " bit , and They are ponies , not horses Have you forgot to switch accounts ? So you're one of those trainers with same pokemon A few weeks ago it took 1 1/2 months for a package to arrive from USA to Australia , Express Mail ( USPS ) This is on msn . * * YOU AGAIN * * Would you please lower your voice this is a library Yeah , I didn't like it . Damsel-sacrificing demons have no place in the Batverse I was really trying to get excited about this game when they said it was going to be a darker FFXIII with improvements in game play ... but this looks even worse . I've per-ordered every major FF since 8 , but my wallet and brain are starting to feel abused , S-E Seen much better than this . TLO forgot to wear socks to his sandals Planetes is NOT in the top 500 comments ? Really ? Reddit , I am disappoint . While , I'm not a teen anymore , whenever I'm in the car with mine , I sometimes accelerate briskly to the speed limit , cue cries of ' SLOW DOWN ! ! ! ' , leaving me to This is an episode of Veronica Mars . Nice try troll Nice try , pedobear That's why I said * * OPINION .. * * I graduated in 2004 and I'm not 24 Me too . Yes . It has combinations of Big Cup + Big Cup , Big Cup + Small Cup , and Small Cup + Small Cup . My mind was blown too ! It's a Nissan Sentra ... Yes . Yes it was . Oh I see , we're just " the internet " to you . I thought way too much about that . Study every freaking day . I found the poster book and the Netter really useful . I took his class over the summer ( 6 weeks ) but we had lab everyday which really helped reinforce it . Go to class . Study the drawings , clinical points , and hybrid parts ( he loves anatomy parts with more than 1 name ) . Try to get your hands on his slides from previous semester students cuz he doesn't post them anymore due to copyright issues but he still uses those pictures on his exams .... I thought this was going to be some sort of " If you Washington Square Mall like this " post ... Her friends blog is now requesting they forward this whole thing to the church to ask them what to do .... That's what they all said . Our government would just spend it all on supply drops Hey where's the link The funny thing is that % 99 of these screenshots are found within the first area of the game . The spraycan with " Agreed . After playing the game for the last week i am surprised that the stupid " Thought this was gonna be a thread about assassinating Harry Potter ... Why the r / politics 8 = ლ = =D ~ ( I had an old feller tell me at a bus station that his teeth were rotting out , and that Barrack Obama told him to personally wish me and only me a Merry Christmas . ( it was October ) Thanks for posting a Deus Ex screenshot that hasn't got But profit = evil . A question mark ... in 1870 ? You banged a 20 year old ? Or Point Break ? No Emma Stone ... Thai ? i remember this . What's that hole at the tip for the duality is sort of annoying . I've confronted other girls about this before , and they say " but it's ok ! he's a guy , guys love this " and it's true a lot of them do , but it's the same the other way , and if we expect guys to not blurt out how great someone's tits are whenever the thought occurs to them , we have to sort of do the same , right ? This thread is making girls look bad There is nothing perfect about having twelve fingers . What did the minutes ever do to you ? more like a match made in hell ... why DID he only italicize two letters ? Yeah i'd totally love to pay for mods . Um , you look like a legal-age Angie Verona . In no world is that ugly . But put down the puppy , it looks desperate ( and obscures the curve of your chest Only if you want oral sex after . Jesus says : So using violence against the Nazis and their allies wasn't resistance ? Why don't you take a dump of my great-grandfathers grave while you're at it . I had a roommate that would wear a 3 piece suit to his classes . So using a strawman is a good rhetorical technique now ? Why don't you take a dump of my sanity while you're at it . Lol I saw $ 25,342 . 00 , went like I see what you did there I'm with you . " Oh , another NSFW this should be go ... " ಠ_ಠ just A screenshot ? Whoa . Sorry . I wrote it on iOS and it " corrected " me . right there Upvote because I , too , am resourceful , and I too , love pizza . ME GUSTA days on this response ... Nothing about being a heterosexual male excuses making a joke about being ok with rape of any kind . " black gentleman " .... Clearly you do not haven the same sense of humor as my 4 year old . Why is there a Compact Disc depicted in the ' 50s Thanks for the link . I have no idea why the * fuck * they'll set restrictions on watching new clips ... I could have sworn I saw a TV show where someone actually recreated this fairly easily ( for a trained marksman ) . ( edit : might have been * Bones * After a quick visit to GayBlackDudes.com ( for investigation purposes of course i lost my original when i moved ... I know how you feel , even had a couple kirby games , all lost ! The fuck is Einhorn ? why the WTF is it with all these troll posts lately ? ! Unit testing At first I thought the I can tell by the pixels , shooped This means that somewhere in the world , someone has a waffle iron with a VW logo in it , whether rigged like that or sold that way . don't think it will be that much of a problem having killed 1,028 lbs of meat and only being able to carry 1 lb of it back to the wagon I am a teacher , FappyGilmore 83 I never put my hand directly in the Recruitment department but I was Vice President overall for a semester . I know the type you're talking about . We had several guys we turned down during the bidding process like that , and one guy who accepted his bid but quit pledgeship before initiation . I don't understand some people . I lost my shame , two fingers and a set of rare stamps in a grog fight in Havana Props for the effort . Who the hell would do this I still can't pronounce half the names of the characters in Tatsunoko v . Capcom , but it's one of my favorite games . I guess they have more important things to do than port Xenoblade like MAKE THE WII U Just got done smoking resin ... then I seen this . How old are you even ? Anyone else do a double take at the thumbnail ? ? ? Why are there pixels of different sizes ? Hurts my All you did was read the flyer That was a quote . Yeah , I intentionally left them out of the long list of Louisiana colleges I keep in my head ... The Coke store on the Vegas strip had a couple of these , but they were behind counters with signs that said that they weren't for customer use . WTF is the point of having them then ? YOU'RE TEARING THIS TOWEL FAMILY APART Seems legit . I'm six years younger Why don't you just delete this post , and then repost it in the proper subreddit ? I like how it's not even his wife or even someone related to him . It's his " Girlfriend's " business . Did they crate bash Bravo with that tank ? I see what you mean ! ! No Australian Flag ? ! This really should be revised and rectified . Australia must have more of an international standing than NZ . My name is " texascutie " for a reason ... No , dude , motherfucker faked us out . I thought it would be another spider ( they don't bother me ) , but now I need to clear his damn gay porn outta my cache . What the fuck man , NSFW . I stopped reading Gizmodo after the iPhone 4 tomfoolery . He may have been cleared of anything criminal , but the Giz editor did act like a dick with regards to the poor schmuck who ' lost ' his iPhone . So wait ... If you agree with this you're a butthurt complaining about playing worse than a girl ? But if you don't agree you're in love with her ' cause she's a girl gamer and can't take a joke ? ... how do you accidentally She has weird ankles Does anyone know the name of the girl holding up the sign in the background You're doing it wrong . I'm suppose to do the ' What kind of arm sword uses batteries And you should be . Why were you watching new episodes of The Simpsons ? - 100 to Amazon for making ppl go through so many loops just to install an app . what I thought of when I saw your dogs face ! Sniper's lower voice on " deep deep deeper " made me shudder . You need to make better use of your username > Also , 4 bits for 4 directions ? I am disappoint , Notch . Sarcasm I pray A newborn ... so much less > We were 22 at the time . Looks legit .. Then keep off my farm " from person to person " > We were 22 at the time . we need a pic of " Stacy's Mom " to verify authenticity ... No good , dirty , cookie analogy stealer In a garage sale ! ! ! Don't even talk about Canada ... You think that's bad , try owning a Mustang . Any import ( or Dodge Neon ) with a coffee can for a muffler gets all ... for reddit.com . I know that kid A water balloon sent you into that rage ? Agreed . I was asking myself earlier how in the hell all of these people read this article after vowing never to visit the site again ? The church across the street from me gives out those coupons every other Sunday . You wouldn't believe the amount of people who show up in new $ 40 - $ 50k + SUVs to pick up their free grocery coupons . Those are a mix of shells and serpent / brittle sea star babies . I don't know what the one is on the middle finger , second from the tip . The sea stars are so tiny and fragile , they're nothing to be afraid of . In fact , get them back in the water I did . That is why I posted what I posted ... wait wait wait ... is OrangeMILKIES and KellyMILKIES relatives ? Im fucking retarded for not seeing this until now . When I do that all they ever ask is how I got the Yeah , Europeans can text to some kind of overpriced BS service , and get RP for it 243 RP for 3 euros and 1343 RP for 15 Euro Thumbs up are awesome . To tell the truth , I was expecting a lot more of this : your TL ;D R doesn't help me japan is quite fond of mayonnaise on pizza , among ... other things ... Woah what ? I'm beginning to wonder if it's you being the troll Same thing at my work also by not passing a background check That's not how it works Want a strange syringe gun to go with it ? I have 2 of them Thanks for the math lesson ... I forgot it was reddit What if you put a wall mount on a wall mount and a wall mount on that inner wall mount and so forth I thought everyone agreed never to speak of that match ever again Most episodes of confidential do that , but the ones where the writers get interviewed are often the best . Still , I'd rather watch a behind the scenes of TWD than a circlejerk talkshow . DC continuity .... The grammar of redditers just astounds me . Angry Boys funny ? I don't think im crazy or anything . People consider me a friendly guy , maybe too friendly , haha I've heard a bunch of headphones in the price range of the Denon's and for the money none were particularly impressive ; you could spend almost half as much on Koss cans and get equivalent sound quality . Don't even get me started on Sony headphones either . Kath & Kim How long until it's over ? I just dc'd for the first time in a long time . My internet it working fine , but I can't reconnect . I am dissapoint one would think that IT would know what ports are ... I still love my kid's name , but should have thought about the initials . I have a cousin whose initials are ASS , my kid's are BAM , but without the middle initial it's just BM . Yeah , that is obviously the sentiment of the picture . You are my hero ! You have no idea the ends of the internet I scoured searching for this song . It's been in my head for days ! I am totally giving myself one of these My heart , it aches . Like a hungry piglet , I yearn for BioWare's beta-invite-filled teat Garen with 3 IEs Haha yeah . That's the only down side about driving in this . I swear ever freaking time a " muscle " car ( the generic mustang with a loud exhaust ) passes me , they HAVE to rev their engine . We could slowing down to a stop in traffic going no where any time soon , and it will happen . Never fails .. Someone 90 ' d my 80 ' s My first thought ... how do we create 7 million jobs ? O . o I don't think I will be having kids . WE NEED MORE CONTRACEPTION DAMMIT or war I would stick a Snickers up my ... I read this comment about 10 minutes ago and it's still going wow ... dat ass . My dad did as well Hello ... * New * man Going on a diet Thanks for the orangered reminding me how fucking horrible this scene was ruined . God I'm so glad my college doesn't have a greek system " via hitlermoustache " Why is * this * the downvoted one ? just hope they're smart enough to use a throwaway for r / gonewild My mom * and * dad did as well And an apparent jerk sidewalk blocker too .... You had to look up Jon Finkel ? When I try to change my location to where I'm actually at , it's 11:00 here now , one hour before noon . And the program claims the sun will set in 16 minutes Think that's bad . We had a policeman come to talk to us about " Stranger Danger " and then stage a mock kidnapping where we got tricked into getting into a creepy woman's van ... Going online via my college dialup network in ' 95 ... not knowing a thing about it , I started some lynx-based chat application and connected to some random geek from the campus library . His first words to me : " stop typing in caps , it's considered shouting and is rude . " That's really harsh on your part Philistines - there is no mention of " Ah good the sea " to be found ! I was about to post " obvious troll is obvious " until I learned it was from Tumblr . For a few seconds I thought that this cat has 5 legs . The second comment in this thread with over 50 upvotes is a fucking * username joke * ? A response to ignorance with more ignorance ? Sorry to be derpy . But are you shouting at me ? Or just saying " NSFW " tag would of been helpful True story Holy snot . I love any public library , but you just got me really jealous of yours . All of the programs at ours are geared toward children , so it's nice to see other places that encompass a lot more . However , I just looked at our calendar and see that the library is hosting a free movie matinee of " Justin Bieber : Never Say Never " Not sure if serious ... Those folks escalate their cases to me , where I work . I know who you are . Nah , I rather be surprised ! Because you die after intercourse . I type * * touche * * into google and copy the correct * * Touch é * * for the paste . same with the look of disapproval I had a roommate one time who asked if he could have some of my food for dinner . I said , sure , I've got Ramen Noodles and Tomato Soup , take your pic . So , he grabs a pack of Ramen and a can of soup ( ! ) , looks at them for a minute , and then asks , " So ... how do I cook this ? " I reply , " The directions are on the package . It's a sphere :( . Never saw that post . She always nervously laughed it off and said things like " I don't know who tells you these things .. I think a better question is why are you taking your children to eat at McDonald's . I'm on to you . I see you there ... scale salesman . Or terran You do , however , know how to deal with the Look of Disapproval ! Does that mean you're a hipster ? I would post a screenshot but I can't actually get into to the game yet No , that doesn't comfirm it . Mojang just had to think of a rare item that endermen could drop at pax because they couldn't make a new item fast enough . My brother says it like that , it pisses me off every time ... and I haven't even played the game But still not old enough , or experienced enough , to see anything disturbing about the name " rapies . " You just equated a video game to mass starvation . Fucking Alan Zemaitis in the link to the tv series of XIII Stephen Dorff plays Ross Tanner . i was making a reference to the fact that He also play Frost in the Movie Adaption of Blade . In which Wesley Snipes has a scene where he slowly screams Frost . It helps keep the sweat out of our eyes . Also , we use them , like the rest of our face , to communicate non-verbally as so : Sounds fake . Even if it's not , I teach my daughter to not talk to strangers rather than inviting them to the park with her . Oh no you didn't They were pretty cheesy about it , but definitely seemed genuine . From what I remember , they had known each other since elementary school and did the whole little-kid-love thing ( not like the Catholic Church You didn't make a Nazi reference - you have failed to live up to your username Been there . There's nothing else in Pittsfield . Nothing . Everything closes at like 8 or 9 p . m . That's your only issue with this Android , I'm looking at you . At first I was all like Emmyrose 716 has also posted in the Syracuse , NY forum looking for an apartment , telling people she was moving there ... When I go to bed , I rotate 180 degrees to the left . If I turn to the right , I'm up all night Not sure if serious ... I believe you're using the wrong penguin in this situation . Honestly ? Who downvotes a downvote comment ? Mines Josha ... My cat's name is boo ... Exactly ! Great . Now I'm terrified to live in my own state . But they had not yet even engaged in talks . I showed this link to my teenage daughter ( 16 ) and then proceeded to explain the joke . ' Dad I know ' was her answer . 533 ノ ( ゜ - ゜ ノ ) Take off the numbers .... ( ┛ Lol , yeah . Having a life threatening disease that could have been avoided by making a simple changes in life is exactly like trying to find a job during a recession after having spent money improving your mind . EXACTLY . ( ┛ I do this face : I post stuff from reddit on facebook , but usually not frontpage and I'm generally not a lurker . Lemme guess That girl responding to the questions is very feminist sounding ... ggGGGgggg ggg gg ノ First you got her pregnant , then you used her for your karmas seriously . That is not a paperclip I have 300 + hours and no hats have dropped for me yet . your username tell me this is a trap Sounds like you did it way wrong . I brush me teeth , gums & tongue every morning , but the alcohol in your blood / lungs is where the alcohol breath comes from . It can also come from your pores when you sweat ... Me no gusta Some people are yeah , me too . I literally felt water on my arm when watching this . Well , I have the feeling , that most tweets are advertisements anyway . So , the only difference will be , that I can't decide , whose ads I really want to know about . Whoa ! That guys arm just .. fell .. off ... She's the anti teemo . Yeah , I think the lesson here is ; if you post something that involves text , make it FUCKING LEGIBLE . The author was a mother . Big boobs . But teeth as if she eats rocks . You used " le " * four * times ... Tell me about it .. I was eating pizza ! Yeah but when I check online they never have ' em . When I looked the closest one was in New York .. about an 1 hour away .. Thats pretty messed up cmd + f ' Apple : Not sure if this should be in r / athiesm or r / circlejerk ... I'm very cautious when waking my husband up , because the first time I did , he gave me a karate chop in the middle of the face . He still denies it and chuckles when I mention it So you needed makeup to look " real " ? What gets me are the people who hate on processed food ( veggie or non ) , then proceed to expound upon me the virtues of tofu . You stay out of my room ! I chained him to my bed fair and square . Because sexual assault isn't mistreatment . Same , but I was younger and foolish . I spent the night ( and the day ) on digg get it ? Nihilism ..... NOTHINGNESS .... so they blank the page , blocking the subreddit entirely Hyperbole ? Inflation ( or QE ) ! = Criminal as suggested here ... I believe that if US citizens had paid taxes over the last 30 years or so , and spent that revenue on maintaining infrastructure etc instead of playing world policy , you would not be between a rock and a hard place like you are now . I cannot understand why the federal government always gets they blame when things aren't going well despite the fact that it is you that elected them ? " By training Fenix heavily and consistently entering him into foreign tournaments we will make the IM brand more well known . We will operate a foreign expeditionary squad consisting of * * NesTea * * - Mvp-LosirA-Fenix . " * * yeah yeah i get it , im a hypocrite for telling you my opinion about how your opinion is bad . but you know what ? its ok because my opinion is better . You know what * is * consistent , if a woman feels that the attention is unwarranted then it's surely indicative of a societal problem or misogyny .... Wasted a good bottle of absinthe I don't know what makes me rage more , the fact you posted what I said , or the fact everyone gave you 600 upvotes for it You edited this as if you are 15 ... If you don't like condescending Flemish people I'd advise you to * * never * * go to the website of the standaard and read some of the comments there . They make me NO the world needs more NATURAL redheads im tired of these gad damn blondes with their god damn dyes YOUR IQ DOESNT CHANGE HOE lol jk but seriously stop it You mean ... * * Pink beans are better ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Or bust you ass to meet impossible deadlines ... And they pay 60 days after invoice What did they expect when they bought a house in a college neighborhood ? You're always gotta have one goddamn chav to ruin Muse for you . I had a whole gang of them next to me , and i wanted nothing more than to punch them in their whore mouths . I think that area would be perfect for you , given your writing expertise cool ... but next time , try to actually paint something , and not just take the smudge tool to an existing image This ... is not a helpful comment , nor is this comment i am replying to One of my friends had a house party a long while back ( when I was living with my parents still ) . Anyways , after a long night of drinking , I walked home and went to bed . The next morning I wake up , walk out into the living room and my father has this look on his face Damn , I used to fish here . Apparently it's working . Seriously . Where the fuck is my update ! I don't know what company doesn't use job titles to signify your position in the company . That is the definition of a job title . RANDOM LOL CHAMP THAT DOESN'T REMOTELY RESEMBLE THE PICTURE ! Sounds like someone trained that hose . My mom is a photographer , and she always says " pitcher " when referring to her pictures . Used Microsoft Print Migrator 3.1 to move printers from an ailing server running W2K to a newer server running W2K3 . Used ChangePrintSRV.exe to change users PCs from the old to new server . Only a few printers would not print after the move . Naturally , they were the more important printers in the building . I temporarily routed those users to their printers using TCP / IP ports while troubleshooting . After countless reinstall attempts ... I found a KB article that hinted to this checkbox . Unchecked it and those printers work now . I'm at work . All I can say after reading this article is : Cool story , I was soldier ... You seriously spell your name Brittneigh ? but you know how it's hard to pull out a block for a protoss ? ! ? ! ? ! ! ? What kind of weather were you having ? Look how many upvotes I have ! You shutup and take your nomination ! I wish I can go up to a person like this and ask them in a civilized manner what exactly goes through their mind when they park like this . Whether they just don't think about it ... anger ... feeling entitled to doing this ... I really don't know .. I can see the mongoloids shopping for their house now , ' you know what neighborhood looked nice and quiet ? That one with all the frat houses ! ' I'm there with ya . I'm writing an essay for my application to an MAT program , and want to learn more about the strength / weaknesses of our educational system . I was surprised to see the number of negative comments posted in response to a video on / r / teaching This . There's been many a time where I've read a really good , well-written story that has about 20-30 upvotes , then saw one of those rehashed stories have over a hundred . And to add on to that , they can't swim " inspection " I commented You have to sign into facebook to vote . Different towel behind you in the second one ... " Remember when I said I'd kill you last ? ? I lied My beard has always come in fully . I'm 18 and I can grow a proper beard . I'm quite a hairy fellow So , I was browsing / r / apple .... wait . Well , you could draw it like this : Meanwhile on reddit some douchebag gets Karma for hating on Google + ! In college my classmates were making fun of an English girl because she didn't know Black Tuesday was ( which is not reason to scoff , but her guess was Martin Luther King Day ... ) . To make her feel better I said , " Don't worry about it . When my mom was growing up , she thought New York was the capital of the States . " My friend said , " ... It's not ? " * * such a sensationalist title ... your username when you were a kid ? I'm 27 and that still happens to me on a daily basis .... spel chech os nevar ryght Reddit , I have to admit I'm a little disappointed ( It was alright but honestly quite boring . Also you should probably think about taking a third sometime before the 30 minute mark And then they run for ammo / health while I'm trying to Jarate-Bushwacka the silly bugger . this has never happened to me Child porn at Borders ? Who is holding the note dude ! is it racist that i knew before watching it that it was going to be a bunch of black people ? At first I thought the professor had 1,102 classes . Are u running tf2 on the lowest graphic setting and what shameless promoter one of their mods is ... Well , if there were any they will be sure to leave now I never see these until right after they happen Wow , I thought he was exaggerating but she actually didn't move the camera at all Meanwhile ... You are using the website Came here because of this . Was it seriously necessary to shop out your dog's name ? inadvertently ? You do realize that this is a list of the * best drivers * and LA got 182 and we were up at 140 . FUCK YOU One of my best friends told me how they were talking to one of our guy friends who said " You know who has the perfect boobs ? thewhiteduck . Sometimes I catch myself staring at them " . She then told me they had a conversation about them . Yeah sex with your partner whom is having your baby , gross .... not sure if still christian " Taken for granite ^ granite ^ granite " ... Yeah , me too ... carlton is black ? I am of course speaking of the Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet . Link ? so much bare skin ... so much poop water ... He eats pieces of shit for breakfast ? wikipedia : Raspberry ketone , ... one of the most expensive natural flavor components ... $ 20,000 per kg . Are you kitten me right meow ? Its dangerous out there ... here , take one of these : He's not denying it . I feel your pain . Regarding carts at walmart , at every other store I usually go to , people seem to do a pretty good job of putting the cart back in the collection areas . Yeah , the pushers still have to go out in the heat , but collection is so much simpler . But I don't think the * people of Walmart * know / care they exist . They just dump them next to their car . Everyone else be damned . Thanks ! You weren't the only one ! Lol never fidget an answer . ... yes ... RIGHT HANDED ? ! $ 600 dubmonks as casual , everyday wear ? what is this sorcery ? and i will ! ( What about that statement ; deserves a You should add a reddit button next to twitter and facebook . You look familiar It looks like everyone else got the pedantry covered for me , so I won't go into the parts of this that make me ... Tons of people Come on ! Seriously ! Some dude was holding up an iPad at 02:00 to take a pic V . P . can't print , so I ask her to restart the printer , then the computer . Still no workie . I go to start a remote access session , she's got no network connection . I go to her building and find the USB cable from the printer plugged into the ethernet port . I ... It ... It almost makes sense . Did * you * really see this in NY , or did you happen across it on the internets . * on to * Belongs to : My eye started twitching as I read that ... On page 14 they quote the entire chorus of a Black eyed peas song . adverbs , lol ! I stick by my statement . If I were to say , " you're comically , humorously dim-witted " doesn't that seem a tad redundant ? Have I really brought home the idea your wits are so dim that it's comedic ? Or , did I just make myself look like an idiot ? Someone tore down the one outside the tsu We vowed to never speak of this again . Redditor for 3 days . ' most ' ? * Exactly what a psychopath would say * . I posed this same question on my Facebook profile and somebody posted the same thing . I shall give you the same response : I have been learned . Go into the NPC village . This reminds me of when I used to hang out with a deaf guy at a club I used to go to . As soon as I got tipsy , I would inevitably try to whisper in his ear . I upvoted you , happy ? What does I see no punkin Too bad , I'm upvoting this . What a terrible teacher It's about to get poopy What are you so curious .... you sure you're not Megan Can't downvote this enough Fuck you , asshole . Why on Earth would I take a step closer to that thing ? they do however score below average on mri scans ... wait ... If you do end up getting your normal face back , mind sending pics of the slider positions cause if you did not use mods , thats a damn hot face Oh god . * Oh GOD * . I am staying away from reddit for as long as I can once the game comes out ... I'm aware of this . My comment was entirely in jest good sir . Sagaris is way better . That better not be red Lincoln in that body bag ... That's a retarded way to try to qualify for the wc That's no excuse for all those icons ! I think I speak for most when I say have you had sex with a robot ? You can do whatever you want for farming materials to be quite honest , but for urgents ... Vista ? Really ? You have a really nice backpack . Only like 20 times Why not just ... Open the dash and type the first two letters of the application you want ? I seriously don't get why people complain about this so often . Yea because when you change the flag , it's a clean slate . That makes total sense . You bastards bumped up Super Fill Up's rotation weight during the downtime , didn't you ? Now I can't get any redditing done They are just 3 people . MMM do I have some kind of reward coming ? You sir are obviously not an engineer Nice try church of Scientology . There are no captions on this animated gif I was listening to Pirates of the Caribbean when i read this I went to a Skrillex show and his opener played a remix of scary monsters and nice sprites . Then later Skrillex played the original ... The * extra * stupid part is I know what libel is but I put the wrong information down anyway Well , we can definitely chalk it down to somewhere on campus , seeing as that's the only place I * meet people * I FUCKIN HATE SPIDERS this is only like a week old . This post again . Not to be rude , but you're about the 92,732 nd person to post a screenshot of the post-it notes . Come back later when you find the ' Which is why it's even more annoying when they always leave the goddamn toilet seat up all the time . A t-shirt ... Auburn ... I misread as " * pornography * of dead babies " and wtf'd . not sure if guy Why is every word capitalized ? That was you ! ? while on our way moving back to MIlwaukee from TX , we stopped in OK at a bar / gas station / casino What ... the ... fuck ? ? ? Black hawks aren't used by the marines ? wow , seriously ? wtf would they think you'd use it for , a planter ? Try 3 . Yeah , he is being the troll here . Beautiful dog . He seems to appreciate a good beard , too . My cat likes my beard , but she also judges me all the goddamn time . Sleeps in my sink and has the nerve to judge * me * Look in the power rangers logo , " ifuckedbarbie " Well , if the UN is calling the famine in Somalia the worst humanitarian disaster in the world , then clearly * somebody * is talking about it .... * * You named it ? Aperture 3 on Lion . Half that : Aperture 3 on Snow Leopard . circumcision = what . the . fuck . Mexicans are westerners . Velvet Hammer is a term for someone who comes off as as unremarkable but is actually someone not to be messed with . It's a pretty old term - the fact you don't know the real meaning ... It seems like you need to get off of Urban Dictionary and into the real world . amusingly , i didn't notice this was actually cracked until earlier today ( have been playing since a couple of months ago ) am now all like Same exact post was made 21 hours ago . Why repost this ? What episode was that in ? Never heard of it . How can he have a wonderful night when you so obviously lest him down ? How has no one realized that there is a 7 year old driving that van ? soccer , colonel . JWZ has forgotten more about programming than you're likely to ever know . He was responsible for the early Unix versions of Netscape , and instrumental in a little project called Mozilla . Did you .. did you draw on your monitor with * pencil * ? how is omguw before wikipedia Date ? Time ? This one : That picture reminds me of slender man ... He's still amusing nonetheless , also if you take his " reviews " seriously ... That's not the same caliber as an AK - 47 I hate subtitles so it's always a pain when the first cutscene starts with subtitles and I am too scared to hit start to turn them off and not know if it will skip the cutscene . Come to fish b2 for those . > It's funny to me that the US government is trying to promote fatherhood while simultaneously allowing family courts to fuck fathers out of custody . middle school . you're not helping Glorious high school freshman tits They didn't pass their typing speed tests for their tech-support jobs ... I was turned on ... only problem was when I realised the spot for my dick was taken . Photoshop ? His pose at the end No goose . But it appears you've been appointed " Douche Duck " for pointing this out . I remember an episode of " A 1000 Ways to Die " where this one guy is locked in an industrial sized clothes dryer . After a couple of minutes of being bashed around in 300 degrees he died . Then the narrator says this happens 20 times a year in America . You're the reason why harp darps exist . Are you saying you bang every attractive girl you know and meet ? ... My uncle did this before . He called it his antenna and he wore a hat to hide it in public . I think you mean I spent a lot of time on the shop floor so I am still with my 3 year old N78 . I don't think any new phones would survive where my N78 has been . Specifically in a gallon of WD40 I definitely take it out , because I mean ... ick ... it's just better to use a new one than risk having a pee-wet tampon string hanging there My shower just stopped working and the stupid lease office isn't open till Monday . So I'm not going out tonight . UH HUH . Looks like you're a real pro at working on relationships ... you can always fap your cum looks like tobasco sauce ? ? Still doesn't make it alright . I'm the submitter , I'm not her Wookiee . Two E's . He asked me . It was actually a chick . I was just like I seriously doubt you did that These are the Jester's of my People . The bus station in Mansfield , Notts . has them too . It just makes them look even more disgusting than they already are How the fuck is this being downvoted ? You're all disgusting She didn't know " who or what they were " , just heard them talk about how they posted something on Reddit , but immediately called them " Redditors " when she told you about them ? " They now believe it may be possible to develop drugs or behaviour changing techniques that could increase or decrease people's conformity . " Yoda of fucking , you are . ... or any of the other countries below the equator with internet access OMG , they are eating worthless gold flecks ! ? I saw this on / r / Earthporn two months ago hooking up ? Hey ! I have SMA too ! ( Uhhh .. What ? That's a lighting glitch . I don't play with sound or a monitor so I cant help you . I'd also vote to have And all of the american / european oil companies that were also to blame ? Wait I left something out . good job . these were for n64 . \ \ ( o Dammit , get back to work guys . What ... the ... fuck ? ? ? Thanks for the reminder ! Just got back from the festival ! Andadogs are awesome ! We had taco rice , too . I refuse to believe that taco rice is from Okinawa We don't even have 1.8 yet don't know if he actually posted something horrific or you're just saying that because he deleted his post and we will never know Yeah . I don't mind it either , but it still REALLY irritated me when my friend posted an Anti-Flag video ( their new shit , no less ) and said he was " really starting to get into this Black Flag stuff . " Thanks for the insightful reply . Since my comment ended with the question if I am alone in thinking this topic should at least be addressed anew in the new comics , I will take your reply of " no " to refer to that . But how big are the bottles ? There seems to be such a thing as sexy cousin primes That ... wasn't the joke ... though ... depends on how strongly you believe there are no girls on the internet , and / or how much you hit on girls on the internet There is a girl in my cohort that said " I'm all for women's rights and equality but * come on * " in reference to a guy splitting the check on their first date . This does not qualify as breakfast Famous last words IAMA bikinilady , and yes he looked at my UNDERAGE stash I watched Fight Club roughly 5 minutes ago . You can only shake your head in disbelief . Complaining too much is annoying , but Flagler does have its moments of incredible It had better be the original theatrical release . Le duchebag . A dude with tits and hips ? Asshole .. You made me spend time and stare at this stupid image to see GOATSE ! ! Ugh . Yeah , I'm a Greek / Italian girl , so sometimes I see my eyebrows growing and I'm like , " shit just got real ... I loved Dante in ' Grandma's Boy ' but this ... I ate my large fry , my brother's large fry , two McDoubles , a large coke , and his chicken selects . at least it's censored . . . . HOW DID YOU EV . . .. . I mean . . . . . . eh . . . no . . . . Also . . I see what you did there good call ! just keep cycling through relationships , until you find one that is absolutely perfect in every single way ! I hate osx because it is bsd and it can't play games . ಠ_ಠ No me gusta . Lol , I've been PC gaming for 13 years and I've never had any of my PC gear shit out on me unless it was due to strictly user error . You seem to build this idea up in your head that you treat your PC like a god when in reality , what you just admitted to us it that you treat it like shit . tell that to " girlunknown " up there Do your parents live near Fukushima by any chance ? If he's applying for residency he already has all of his debt from medical school / undergrad . Now it's time to work his ass off for very little pay . The guide says I should neural parasite the terran's Thors when he goes for a mech-style army . " You're going to make * * another * * hole in my penis for the surgery ? " Been there , done that . No luck . Micro ants Preconceptions , not perception This guy was my favorite character from Grandma's Boy . I Can never look at him the same after this . Hey , why don't you post the video on a site that doesn't require a login ? Some of us choose not to use facebook . My boyfriend never deletes any of his ex's nudes I never notice No other movements besides wavedashing and you can't attack unless you shffl ... you are kicked out if you even try and attack me with your recovery move Is that it ? So he spends the whole time talking in the Gospels about God as another individual , talks to god , talks of god to others and in John says " so that they may be one as we are one . " As " AN " European ? All I got is the Petty Nascar racing family . I don't see how this has anything to do with the comments above , Mr . IntraDayFun spammer . The comments on that site have upvotes and downvotes " Not the school's fault " While other carriers are getting their versions of the GSII , Verizon is getting another * version of the Galaxy S . Telling Reddit to give a little girl some love ? This is why we need to teach scientists more statistics Ah like i said it's been a while , but thanks for clearing that up , and , Or what about all of the times a High Priest prayed and nothing happened ..... God works in mysterious ways .. that's the school I graduated from . Ariella Ferrera ... her boobs are just It's too bad those libraries are closed . GOD DAMNIT REDDIT God damnit stonewall I can't be the only one thinking " That CASE is larger than a PS3 and 360 side by side . " Lifehacker , really ! ? relocated .. off a cliff . big ben ? in paris ? the reply button isnt the save button Yeah ... thanks . a whole bunch of Haha fuck no I've never tried it , the concept is pretty disgusting . And yeah . Period is not just a small amount of blood . We are legitimately BLEEDING . I don't understand why these people are okay with using blood as lube . You are covered in a woman's vaginal blood leakage . Totally sexy and stay off " pic of teen girls " Soup season ............ Making the effort to open a link named " Cigarettes " and proceed to comment on it that you don't find it humorous because of the fact you don't smoke . Ah I don't understand all these people who want to customize foobar 2000 for hours . Sure , it looks boring ( I think that's great , by the way - I hate themed apps ( I'm looking at you Winamp Snappy one liner . Failed . Oriana doesn't have pupils , or shoulder armor The " cat " has hooves . Freudian slip in there too . Why is this even an issue ? SUPRISE , some people are rich ! Dat garen The one in central Houston has a new dress code ; all the belts apparently must be below the buttocks . And yes , the girls were wearing boxers too . WTF ? I called the " manager " and she denied that I had witnessed that . I wasn't going to , but you've given me no choice . I'm bringing out the look of disapproval . When I first saw that I was like " little young girl " I wish I had a job where I sat down and had access to the internet omg bro u med lol i le troll u liek a bawz xD no scumbag hat ? You're completely against the production yet you ( edit : or someone you know ) paid money to support the production of this dish ? yeah , " out of nowhere " i'm more pissed that the link stays blue than the fact that the link doesn't go any where Upps , my mistake ... 2 days after august stock pick competition Saw a homeless guy with his pants down rubbing gas pump handles between his ass cheeks as I was walking in to pay for my gas . He noticed me stop and stare , and while still grinding the pump in his ass , he yells , " Yo my man , can i pumps ya gas fa sum change . " I gave him the Jim Halpert look and went inside to tell the cashier , who looked ticked off , but not a " first time happening " sort of ticked off ... " Redecorate your life " ? You should save them in a dream journal in case they come true and someone ends up reading your journal . What is this ..... I don't even ... So much wasted karma . You need to make these an image and submit a link to imgur ... No karma in self.posts . How is this even a thing . I mean seriously who the hell would even respond to a call that two people are living together Thanks to her maybe not I was afraid this was going to happen once I heard about the food bar ... It's cool , I'll troll you instead . This is exactly what bugs me about these posts , though . I absolutely hate the title , because I have no idea if I'm actually interested in what lies behind , and yet I feel the urge to click them anyways . And then 9 times out of 10 it turns out to be just another image with mediocre joke text photoshopped on . ಠ_ಠ at your I LOVE how being the 4th most reliable computer in the industry ( according to your link ) is somehow a negative . Magazines and books are for bathrooms ( where they can potentially fall on floor , get waste splatter or worst of all , fall in the toilet ) ....... NOT expensive electronic devices . What ? I don't even . Friday , Friday , gotta pack your shit and get the fuck out on Friday My boyfriend and I currently have 4 ( though one stem is without a vase thanks to the cat So you didn't notice the subtitles ? Apparently BBQ is in ... Ohio ? At first I'm all I just realized I do this without knowing Scumbag Amazon : Offers free shipping .... doesn't ship for two years . There were subtitles . Yea he can give them a big soak with his super soaker ... Strop trying to relate MR banalities to actual systemic and oppressive social issues . And yet , he didn't have Gandalf call in that favor with the eagles till the very end Ăla e caft , nu mosh I had to do an extra scroll thanks to you . This happened to me last night ... and I'm 20 . ^ Hey you ! ! Read username . It's comforting to know that all you need to be a successful doctor is faith instead of , oh I don't know , a medical degree Scumbag Thumbnail She's got a nub for a hand . I think you should find out how she's doing man You couldn't just tell us the name . adorable isn't an adjective I'd be proud to be called Saw this on yahoo while I was at work today .... I feel the same way At first I was like " Ah , good ' ol Onion . " Then I was like " le perfectly drawn like a baus ... Sure , putting it like that makes you Due to my having pretty bad asthma as young kid , I can hold my breath for around a minute . If I really really try . [ ] ( / rc27 " You took my line ! My word ! I wouldn't like to be observed with Incinerator scene . Same with mine when I moved into my first apartment . When my wife was a teenager she read Archie . Every single transformers movie . Heh , I tried to balance it out with an upvote . But still , keep your hands off of him . That hamster looks traumatized ... They called him " Mr . Gordon Freeman . " Holy shit ! There's a beta , and it's coming out soon ? FTA , saves fuel because they use half the energy of LEDs > Standing on the roof of a building pretending to be Justin Bieber while little girls cheer for you isn't trolling . Yeah , but that also requires watching Blanka matches for 2 hours ~ ~ My 14-1 ... What ? Mermaid men can't be gay ? But think of all the things you can do with your imagination Everything is bigger in Texas ... Too soon ? what nothing about quantum leap ? I am following you too That ... was ... real ... That's a cafe girl outfit , not schoolgirl +6.9 Billion Years ... it's ... " lower west side " That's not weird . after spending about an hour trying to remember how this works , I've given up . I'm a terrible EE student . Did they just roll up a cracker and smoke it ? Oh ya fuck all the doctors and highly trained medical personel and the leaps and bounds we have made in medical science over the years and just have Jesus wave his magic fairy wand and make everyone better Their hands Staring ... Waiting for the gif to move ... Still staring ... Very relevant username Well , so he is . I'm an idiot . Fuck you , that story ruined the word nodule for me , and now you have to bring it back . I did too - but i clicked it anyway You have a greasy residue on your cups even after you've washed them ? To be fair , boobs are boobs man ! Good Lord , I'll never be able to play with one of those again without thinking this . Even worse , watch someone else play with one of those I have to agree with Ned . I have never found that the * * child safety * * hurt my thumbs . i got downvoted for bringing this up And closer than California This is just depressing . We paid like $ 3,900 each quarter last year and I heard * that * was expensive . Now it's almost $ 5,000 I'm from Dana Point , which was always damn near perfect . Suddenly I move to Irvine for Uni and the weather decides to say " fuck you " If you want a higher quality rage-comic then you should pay me more . You're on reddit ... Telling redditors to upvote hitchhiker's .... violentacrez is " well-rounded " Man , before seeing this I thought you'd put up a huge full-colored poster , which supposedly covered one of the elevator doors completely . I can't believe the whole fuzz about it ... Argh ! Now you have me all indecisionalised . So many options , so many choices ! It's a telecom pole in this case . The company ( TeliaSonera , I'm Si ce motiv idiot , ca vai , Traian , de parca Traian Basescu a fost inaintea lui Traian , intemeietorul patriei I see what you did there . Not sure if relevant , but I'm in Katy and it was starting to get a bit smoky last night Awesome . Wonder why it's all caps ? I wonder if that's an attribute of the chat display or if he just keeps cap lock on ? because $ 5 is worth ensuring you don't fry your $ 500 phone . Well of course , if there's one group of persecuted individuals that needs their reputation defended are the Nazis ... i know this man he has no beard I know . As a girl , I looked at this and thought , " Well that's nice , but tissue and computers is kind of an odd pairing . I wonder why they thought of that ... " Then I saw the lotion . I guess living in the real world means being an insensitive asshole with a superiority complex ? You sound like a real joy to be around , in the real world really ? Is that WD40 ? ! shoving fingers in a passengers vagina is normal protocol ? Pedobear or the research ? " you see you thow this ball and hit it with a bat " ... " Great ! we will call it Cricket " .... so you use his talent to get yourself karma I ... It's fun until you have to take down the massive amount of crap they make > I can't find my jumpdrive anyway ... This is a horrible misuse of statistics . As far as I'm concerned , that equates to approx . $ 5k USD , so we might as well be even . What's the exchange rate these days ? god damn it , I need that stench . I'm not even that lucky . and you didn't keep her ? At first , I was all " Derp ERP ! " but now I'm just * * Technically . how does ^ this ^ get more comment karma than my post ? that's like asking warlizard that stupid question everyone asks him . half of the replies to my comments are very similar or identical to this one Children on the homepage ? 70 years later , we still have the same crappily paved streets . It's just a really morbid joke . I think of it as a mixture between dead baby jokes and Meh , Gamescom Codes don't work on both Servers All cur ­ ries have seven dis ­ tinc ­ tive ele ­ ments of taste : sour , sweet , salty , bit ­ ter , pun ­ gent , and astrin ­ gent . " Santa has my grandmother's handwriting . " Oh is that so ? How is this getting down voted ? ? ? ? ? ? ? > Love you ents . I had just gotten a brand new WRX and was learning how to drive stick . I was driving up a hill when an SUV full of girls pulled out in front of me so I slammed on the brakes forgetting to push in the clutch , thus stalling . I hear " learn to drive a stick ! " ... You're welcome ... masturbating ... fetuses ... Oh yeah I agree with you on the earbuds . I had a pair that was pretty awesome but someone stole it at work But I * like * my name . Wow , I'd forgotten how much the arbiter attack sucked . 1 arbiter vs 1 SCV that just started building a turret . Turret finishes and the SCV survives . My mom told me when I was a kid that if George Strait ever wanted her she would leave me and my dad . She was joking , but I remember having this horrible fear George Strait was going to swoop into town on a horse and steal my mom . I still don't like him to this day If this were almost any comedian than Gervais , I'd be on board . But have any of you subscribed to his podcast ? 90 % of it is him and some buddy cracking themselves up with unfunny jokes as you sit there listening and Ultima IX : Ascension But the purpose of that question was to ascertain what other Lords he reasonably could have been talking about ... Don Lemon : Why is everyone so hateful here ? These puppies have a right to live , and people keep talking as if they don't deserve to . What the fuck , Reddit 15 years old , No way man .... no way . Just help yourself to * * Palm * * ela * * Hand * * erson next time . My statement still stands . Ok , how about donating money towards clean water , healthcare , or education then ? How is throwing bibles at these people a good idea ? Don't you mean ಠ It's a sink on top of the toilet . When you flush , fresh water pours over the rocks for you to rinse your hands . I thought urinal at first too ... What , why , I don't even There are too many goddam threads for this meetup Then I was all like Do you have the individual photos ? There is one that seems out of place . Middle top right--two skin headed soldier looking guys . Looks like jaffa from stargate . I didn't think this was posted to / r / rats at first .. I was wakling my dog down at the boardwalk , and this chick walks up to me and says , " Awwww , cute cat ! " and walks away . WHY DID I WATCH ALL OF THAT ( Why not do your duty as an American citizen and a proud Oklahoman ? Us redditors don't go anywhere * near * the bush . made you day ? who were you before ? Edit : The guy above changed his comment to make it look like he never made a typo . It used to say " and it made me day " . That's where my comment came from . And the Cardinals . You're in high school , and you're unsure whether a rumour is bullshit ? You took off the SomethingAwful.com watermark ... I have a kid named Eli in my class . Eli thinks it's funny to stand up in class , start humping the wall , and cuss out the teacher . We're in 11th grade . One time I was actually at the doctor's and brought up being late , so he issued a pregnancy test . Period came later that day before the results came in . Never . FOREVER ALONE Rocket surgery ... Maybe I should hire a publicist for every time I post on reddit , or else all my points will become invalid . So u would have Missouri , Kentucky , Tennessee , South Carolina , Arkansas , Vanderbilt , & amp ; Ole ' Miss in the North . Then Alabama , Auburn , Texas A & amp ; M , Georgia , Miss State , LSU , & amp ; Florida in the South . Yeah that seems fair memes in real life " Suprise_Buttsecks should ALWAYS be relevant " Oops ! Google Chrome could not find reddit " I thought we ended the " look what i found " stuff a few days ago . I am very stoned and it took me forever to google image this . and when i did , The Twilight Saga : Breaking Dawn - Part 1 Not sure if meme junky or just redditard ..... So ... Google is basically the Intellectual Ventures in this scenario . Stay classy , Google . My first hat i got i crafted through metal in 08 ' it was a depressing time when bag space was low , trading was non-existent , the cost of scraping weapons were higher . And to top it off i crafted for a random hat and got an engineer's cap ( i think ) - - a class i didnt even touch Your cat looks exactly like my SO's cat . And my SO's name is Gavin . Not surprised . I saw one comment about deep frying it and eating its * wings * . > mfw I realize Splinched is only 162 I did a little research , and a while after Adult Swim showed this , they aired a new spot recommending FiM as one of their top non-Cartoon Network ( dvr-only of course ) shows . All the damn time ... Quoting something I never said and assuming I think all videos are automatically bad videos . I stopped reading after it mentions " newborn rape " . i think it looks like this ----------> I read it as " Eat my ass . " Same night as Football opening game . What , seriously ‽ Not sure about my cat though ... I won't argue that he is a very nice man , and when I lived up there he was a good neighbor too . I also generally love the existence of this place ... BUT this dude has a sample of " Bigfoot scat " in his freezer . WE CAN HEAR YOU now fuck off and learn how to spell wow never seen this before thanks ! You paid someone to install an SSD in your computer ? I don't know if my culture is different than yours here , but anytime a friend says that casually here , the response would be : " Wait what ? In 1998 , I was in high school . fuck I'm getting old . I remember having FIVE blessings If your SO is okay with being lied to and having their trust violated in a materially significant way , then yeah , it's fine . Aren't you forgetting you fell out of one ? Her and Kog I've called sleeper OP for a long time now , and now that they are both getting a lot of play ... I am an optimist , so I assume everyone is redditor until I find out that they're not . Then they're dead to me Wow . That's the most condescending accusation of phone preference I have EVER heard . So what , now I shouldn't buy my friend the T-shirt I wanted to get her because Redbubble is full of thieving , no credit giving fucks ? Well gee , thanks for enlightening me That's me . sushi , an apple and - oh wait if youre implying im " butthurt " about techno vs industrial , i am not . its merely an opinion . why the hell would i be butthurt about bad music ? * * You * * look horrible Wait , they are only making 1500 and selling them on Ebay ? his name's * analfuck * Dying Fetus ? Someone named a band ' Dying Fetus ' ? Ages 18 and up You probably should have put a NSFL tag on that post I applaud your use of Why does every comic you submit talk about smoking a pound .... There is no issue . Why are you taking my comment so seriously ? I just realized in that picture , Zapp Brannigan's face / eyes = I got her and she literally died in the very next fight . so this is what i have to do to get karma now in days ? Off work , how did I not know about this ! I'd look great in biker shorts .... Oh god . * Ow * . Okay . I think I understand . For him → * * dont you ever , tell her to start wearing underwear * * * * & the little girl is even in black / yellow . Did you listen to the speech ? 9 Months . Restricted to the US only Are YOU noticing me following you ? Now he's fucking with us > No dripping mockery here , eh ? No condescension ? Roight ... nothing to see , moving right along . You know I always play BLU . Nice try Gods_Advocate's alt account . So , yeah , that * was * a nice picture for the first second until I noticed the 4 giant thumbnails on the left of different guys dicks . Up the strip club corporate pole you think that is why he can't get anything done , I tried . Emma Watson's head is too big I'm sorry , I was distracted by her pokebra ... 80 % of the time it's pulling a He died saving the youngest son of Han Solo . Who would later die anyway . Interesting thought but I was able to flash a ' stock ' rom to update my PRL a few nights ago , which only adds to my confusion I know you all went to try this on the piano just now ... Redditor militant posted this earlier . You are posting the same image . yeah dude exactly ... I was kinda Couldn't tell , could you ? How old are you ? punch . that's . line . She got my scorn as soon as she called Data the wrong name , and then * laughed at him * for correcting her . Is there really such a thing as an unprocessed raw ? Also the images are so small , I see the point but a raw would be interpreted by software differently . Yes , damn those beta testers complaining about bugs and missing features . I realize it's suppose to be shading but the breasts look like they have a light coat of fur on them . ( " No additional qualifiers . " I thought i was the only one who did this ..... You couldn't ^ fixed put any of that in the text box ? All of it had to be in the title ? well ... I live in JLT and actually you can see my bedroom , from yours . you better watch out .. I will be watching you form now on I don't think you were supposed to fuck it . I found Nash on Reddit ... Du hast by Rammstein You're only saying that so you can finger them later This is what I do to my exgirlfriends Rule 34 ? And Naniwa is ? That's different performance ... Why the hell is Amnesia so god damn * scary * ? My brother war born March 4th of that year . We're amazing . Do you realize how long our we've waited for our team to finally be awesome ? It feels so good right now . I remember the Majkowski days or Dennis Miller . > Looking at you Peach ... What are you doing to Spain ? wait a minute - you are not therealbarackobama ! The best way to deal with this issue is to stand still 3-4 steps in front of them and not move . make them move around you . also helps if you give the There is the possibility that a certain ( significant ? ) portion of people praising said games * acquired * them through means other than a purchase . I work at a grocery store and when people hand over balled up cash while dumping all their change on to the counter expecting me to straighten it and count all the change for them . And sometimes they just throw the money Open ( difficulty ) lock spells are more badass , makes me feel like harry potter . I guess not . It seems that it is only guys who do this . Whenever someone takes the door I was holding , and holds it for me , it's always a guy . My dad ALWAYS does this . I know he's just being nice , so I don't mind it , but still .. I had the door already * Dad * You gotta get with the times , man . I suppose you still use cassette players , too . With his book " death by black holes " I'm Scottish , since most of you here seem to fear us gee me upvotes or i'll boot ye in the baws ! So , why are Americans exempt from answering the skill-testing question ? Your father ? What in the ... I don't even ... He's fucking an alot ? Thanks Bo Burnham theyre already selling them OK , who voted for the Buffaslug ? You weren't there at 5 . Not that many , buuuuut there is an unprecedented amount of amazing smurf heroes Am I the only pre-business major ? You can report reposts ya know Will there be gurlz ? If you bring children to visit a sick loved one , make sure they don't spend the entire time staring at the other patient in the room . Damn they ran out of trays a few days ago too I saw this already . Today why were you eating pudding with a fork 473 views , but more then 1000 upvotes ? Where is the " Mixing raw eggs with raw chicken TIL that some people read the last panel first . Was it really worth it ? I recently started watching Madmen ( I'm in my early 20s ) and although there are tons of things that wouldn't go down these days ( sexual harrassment , constant smoking , etc ) , the scene that shocked me the most was when Don's family was having a picnic . At the end , Don throws a beer can out into the park and the family leaves with all their trash just lying there in the grass . So , you think the only thing retarded about that is the grammar . Fuck you I would if I could and I can so I will . well , now I HAVE to masturbate yeah ... I know ..... Dammit SCReddit , stop downvoting legitimate questions . This is true , my roommates girlfriend implements baby-talk all the time . I tried it a couple of times mostly mockingly . 2 Keys ( alright , that's fair ) or 4 Ref ( okay , yeah , that's roughly the same value ) or Bill's ( I'm * * really * * surprised no one made a " My name's Buck and I like to ... " reference from kill bill ... There is a spy among us . I really hope you don't work at a Zoo . I reaaaallly hope you don't work at a kindergarten . * That meme doesn't meas what you think it means . * What's with all these * * toolbars * * ! ? There * must * be a need for this . My god , it's perfect . Maybe I'm being a negative Nancy and no one cares , but this is clearly shopped Definitely looks like the thing is in imminent danger of collapsing into the bay at any moment . > I use the internet several hours per day ( maybe half that time on reddit He's got balls showing his face in this town . The first goddamn ad that pops up ... pet euthanasia ... Nosir , I don't like it . I wish she could share with us an anecdote ... oh well , just saw this picture and it made me go Seriously man Dont know about you , but up here in bergen county up until recently my immediate area of the county didn't even have a 7/11 ... and now that we do , it only stays open from 7 ... to 11 .... what ? What is your question ? He's got face showing his balls around here . sigh . " wow this guy isn't half as much of a douche as i first thought , kinda inspirat ...... maybe i meant it literally . maybe you're not familiar with british slang . i just thought i would be clear . Except he didn't come up with it and this technique is used around the world . There was a longer video documenting this on Reddit before . You blew up the wrong house ! The spider still lives . All I thought of was QWOP . Oh , and We know Luke , we know . ( ノ All-Stars are playing off race . Oh , it's even the second one . TIL , Thanks guy . My friend told me that a dildo would be better than a seat , because you wouldn't fall off , and it would work like a seatbelt . Oh , and the third one . ಠ_ಠ , ಠ_ಠ , ಠ_ಠ , You know it's bad if it's I_RAPE_PEOPLE giving you the Roach op ? I don't even know what race to play anymore .. That was hilarious ! ! Thanks for the laugh ! ......... because HOT DOG ! Good thing they nerfed bomb atleast ... He was getting picked all the time and completely dominating ... Kind of Looks like you're getting ready to bust a nut instead . wtf . The first thing I looked at was the monster thing on the bottom . Seems like hardly anyone else is interested as no one is talking about it but then how will i make my iron hatches that i fully expect to become reality ? I lived my whole life here and I didn't know this I find it hard to believe you have no SO ... That cat is adorable , but the neck piercing is distracting me You just had to go there . Facebook between the porn . it's never enough I personally see very few sentries in PvP . 1/2 for ramp blocking , then nothing but either mass blink or mass collosus I didn't realize I had to put " According to the Terms of Service " in front of every question then , yes i can do that too ... even when you private browse Roaches , Broodlords and lings are never cost effective ? Yeah , on the internet , no one knows you're a dog .... unless you tell them our secret . My new cell phone number has 413 at the end of it . Italy and Spain aren't fascist countries . Italy is a modern democracy whereas Spain is a constitutional monarchy with a king similar to Scandinavian countries . That is like calling people that live in modern day Germany for nazis . Grind points to unlock better weapons . * points finger at BF : BC2 * If you don't then you're at a disadvantage . Walking down the street when I wonder how often Street light seem to go out when you walk under them . Streetlight I'm under goes out . Okay , so what is it about Reddit that's so absolutely religious and therefore disgusting that we need to combat it ? As far as I was aware , reddit is already extremely secular , and trying to force atheist things to the top just makes it * more * about religion , not less . Wat . Discussion ? Whether or not you agree with this comic , and I agree with it , calling it a " discussion " is an incredible reach . It can't even provoke discussion , since apparently dissenting opinions get downvoted to oblivion . The song she's singing is " You sexy thing " by * * Hot Chocolate * * . Did Messi just dive ? I * am * Lucy . I understand . Kinda like the time I found a tooth in my Chicken McNugget . so do we , do you live in california ? Up vote actual facts , like this . Accountant here . If you keep doing that out in open the aliens will see you . . . As an overweight fast food worker myself ( Taco Bell I was going to lie on the sofa being lazy . Oh hey there Buzz Killington , didn't see you there . Great . Germany is talking about killing the disabled again . But these are not edible ... Let me guess , you hate * Jurassic Park * what i wanna know is why the fuck were children watching her dance like that ? It'll cost you an arm and a leg . why was this downvoted ? Brand new government housing with the shudders still on and she's bathing outside with a milk jug Released July 19 , 2002 I want an alpha-channel Well that's oil , that's different . Water doesn't pay for itself you know . Because redditors don't count Christians . Yea dude , takes ages to load ... What's wrong with koala dick ? And you just gave her over 4,000 views ... That I'm immature because I look like I'm maybe 16 years old on a good day . I'll be 21 in a month ... the fish drowned ? ESPN projects Marshawn Lynch to get 7 points , yet get " A huge work load " Once , a friend of mine had a Facebook status and it was something like this : * " I find it funny when gay guys are afraid to come out and don't fill in their ' Interested in ' section . " * Then there was a huge discussion over comments and it was basically homophobic people bashing on gay guys . And she asks * why * people do that ? Why they don't fill in the ' Interested in ' section ? It was my dream to play this since before I can remember . Never got around to it , though . Wow I hate you on two levels This actually happened to me today all i can say is So , you like handling packages ? Available soon in September ! " 4000 times smaller than a baseball " Be mindful of the massive cave directly below the island His favorite bands were listed as Hawthorne Heights and Black Veil Brides . This is what's wrong with this country . That dog lives better than I do and then you have to do ` foo + + ; ` before you can ` free ( foo ) ` ! And that is why I utterly despise that show . I was like :-D , but then I was like not condoning texting as a form of communication around the house , but I'm not really impressed . Anyone with basic knowledge of wireless settings knows how to change stuff around . Hell , I sometimes did it myself if my sister was downloading too many movies and choking the bandwidth , or if my mom felt like bringing her iPad to the table They sell one here specifically for stills . But then again , they sold plastic stills here too You call me faggot ? ! Well faggot is a bunch of sticks , and sticks are found on the ground , and the ground makes up the earth , and the earth is round , so yeah , thanks for the compli .. Xbox is for men ... hence the cute little avatars and the awesome Kinect . You can't even spell and you think you're ready to get married ? ... and the links are purple I didn't understand for the first five pictures , then it clicked So I'm gonna be THAT person and point out that the people who RSVPed and then didn't show up can have a whole bag of I clicked because i thought the thumbnail showed a plane in flight . How wrong I was .... It looks like those ladies ' panties are being dropped at the premier of some Disney thing infront of tons of kids ... my face actually went like No , no , no . That's how you water breathe No i'ts not to soon .. It just isn't funny ... at all ! + you stole the damn joke . Nice thumb Reddit ... How do you not know about spiderjockeys ? Yeah ! Where are the dirt slabs and stairs Notch ? There is no way that she is 54 . That would make her 12 in this photo . Ironically , I had just a GI infection last two weeks .. I felt nervous , sad , restless and without sex drive . Go figure . First read as " On this day 10 million years ago , ... " Shut up ? No yeah , that's right ; shut up * Thankfully I am always faster than the Mrs in bed , she hasn't won a single time . * Not sure is bragging or crying into computer softly . emm what is that bug ? How did you know I wasn't a vegetarian ? I was confused when I read * your * comment because he did it on purpose ... yes , downvote this person because grammar nazi posts never get upvoted on reddit and girls don't play starcraft Aaaaand this is why we can't have nice things . how very younger sibling of you , blaming the older sibling . That's no girl , that's me * * YOU MONSTER ! * * Too horny to comment . STOP IT . This post makes me sick to my stomak . Believe me , I know . Plus , look how long my last name is ! 10 FRIGGIN LETTERS LONG ! Deal with your own life , we will deal with ours . No begging . The Catholic church seems to think a world population of infinity would be just fine . I don't know if to post good idea or Well .. I guess that's what the search function on userscripts.org is for .. The dog doesn't even let his pet dad sleep on the bed ? Mind unbanning me ? That pig is giving me the trollface ... Never dry yourself off with a number 2 pencil ... [ ] ( / b01 " Please no " ) If this ever happens I swear i will ( ╯ All you had to do was catch the big fish as an adult . I was unaware Not when we're broke and I'm the one who cooks . Sounds like my dad . He has to pick apart every movie we see , even if it's just a stupid super hero movie that's not supposed to make sense . * That's the joke.jpg * Not sure if unfamiliar with Fry meme or not . Always wondered about this as a young lad > Want to actually give credit to the comedian who came up with it ? IBS - itchy balls syndrome Usually the skinny guys have the biggest ...... errrrr ...... Jeans . Actually when she wanted some she didn't use a ;) . It was rather I've never thought much of it but one time a female flatmate said a kid on tv who was about 11 was going to be hot when he was older . I said it was kind of a weird thing to say and she said it was ok because " men are pedophiles and women aren't . " I just looked at her in disgust . Busted * again * . LOL ! Only on that last uphill part where it went from like a 10 % incline to a 45 % incline I know I mean who puts so many mines in a game called Minecraft ? why did i just go there ............. * * My apartment complex was the last straw . It's everywhere I go . I read " Did some * barking * today " Nope , that tastes different . at first i was like that isn't so bad he can just grab some scissors to get that off . Then i was like When I tell them I'm going into animation : " Oh , can you draw ? " Used to wonder why my electric toothbrush ran out of battery so fast when girlfriend was over / left it at her place . Not anymore It might mean that it's coming out . It aint forced if people actually like it i dont see what you did there Hipster kitty , Y U no backstitch your lettering ? This video made me think that my monitor had a dead pixel Maybe he was ... 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I'm sorry , i'm a girl , but a " PMS " clan actually sounds like a lot of trouble to me It seems to me that because men do not possess an equivalent to boobs , you women have to make up the weirdest shit to find sexy about us . A panel with even number of judges ... What ... Why does it have 4/5 with 61 ratings Wait , a hot redditor ? Something shady is going on here ! Last time I was in Prague , I had american friends ask me to take pictures of the first checkers set . After some confusion , I learned what they call checkers is draughts , and that they thought the game came from the czech republic . Are you kidding me ? it's obvious that the highly skilled could photoshop each and every letter from other text documents with the same font and size and place them so neatly that it looks like an original text document ! it's astonishing that my good friend edfunsite caught it ! * " ... and how it gets there from the US " . I didn't get this reference until 1 or two years ago ... Apparently I smell of curry . You know ... because we eat it , we must sweat curry out . Delete selected messages ? Java is 7 years older than . NET Java is 7 years older than . NET * How * hard ? There's one of these at a local cafe I go to . The problem is , it still has a door knob with an intact latch assembly . What are you doing to that poor animal ? I am red-green colorblind and I don't notice a difference sir and madam ? I used to live in Texas , and one year we got snowed in by 13 snow flakes . The whole city shut down , and we spent the rest of the day building snowmud-men . There were enough flakes for 13 snowmud-men , but some 7 year old used two for his , so we beat it him up and set him straight I am so guilty of this . I buy them when I have to but I always try and get the demented with 800 to buy them ... You couldn't see items in your hand from third-person view in indev Perhaps that's the problem with Wichita . Out here , they HATE us . NSFW site ... DUDE i love that goddamn sauce , I always use all of it . My friends always say " what are you doing man that's too much sauce " but I just go It's your fault for doing whatever you want to in a sandbox game Glee Season 1 I love you ... I told my roommate and boyfriend that I thought those were the lyrics and they gave me the To each his own . I prefer different sauces for different things thought . Funny thing is , we just got a new fridge installed an hour ago and the first thing I noticed was that someone threw the Sriracha away . If you can interpret Nobody said it makes religion more valid . Try to keep up . No True Scotsman fallacy . Whenever I open them I think someone's breaking into my house That's right Reddit , you just downvoted someone for being happy ... feel good about that ? Can you post a comment without using " My college blocks this page for criminal activity . It's a community college controlled by the government * * DONT HELP HIM ! HE'S TRYING TO PLOW MY MOM ! ! ! Whale watching ... While true , that doesn't make death threats acceptable . Who indeed I think it is time for another trash talk thread . Just . No . The ridiculously high amount of people who supposedly make over $ 100k + makes me think they weren't taking this very seriously . Especially the ones that make over $ 150k who listed themselves as students . Yes there is Thanks for your reply , I kind of want to ask more questions but I think it would be totally devoid of good taste Exercise more , Zach . Goddamnit , I would have gladly missed that one . I've heard from both friends needing aid and a friend working in the financial aid office that they're beyond swamped . They're currently working on applications that were sent in during June never EVER . maybe when i marry i shall require the missus to fulfill her requirements but until then i see no purpose as no one ever goes in my room uninvited and if i suspect i'll be having company i'll just remove the covers and put them away / change sheets or just spray the shit out of my room with Febreeze ... just like everyone else in the world I hate every " Marine " who uses stalker / demoneye with a passion of a true meelee warrior ... I'm Welsh too .. You'd be surprised at how many times shit like this happens . Also , contrary to popular belief , Wales isn't inside of England That's how things spread The first thing I noticed was that the girl in the pink has a pretty big rack ... What the fuck is wrong with me ? No Web Bear in the first screenful of comments ? Nah man , GTR 4 EVA . It's certainly a type of pork ... Not the type your thinking of though ... Redditor for 9 minutes I got 5minutes in . I cant take all the slanty camera angles and slap bass Doesn't work with tablets I set up the prerelease server and I've already started doing this . I am sure it would look like this Yes .. Yes it is taboo . Who put my picture on Google Really ? Well , shit . And I got this link from this very subreddit . You have no right to complain about inb 4 when you use Talking on the internet about babies touching your dick , very subtle . New Orleans should take notes . Because .... ಠ_ಠ is a Kannada script , and I'm proud of it . At first I was all I thought it was Galardo for a while and promptly stopped saying it once I realized it was pronounced differently . None of my friends are gearheads ( save one who I can't hear pronounce it anyway ) so I rarely hear anyone saying it . The ones that mispronounce it are met with There is a subreddit for everything . how can you compare Harvest Moon and farmville Are you looking in my window ? ? Fellow ls2 members I have an alliance mate who we all contract our corpses to , I dont want to know what he does with them . Until she farts .... You know , I think that is how most people think of it , then they dig in to what he actually believes and it is kind of like Stumbled upon this bathroom while browsing NYC real estate listings the second part was a joke you idiot . If he smells good , I wonder ... if ... he ... tastes ... good . You're suppose to heal everyone according to the geneva convention I was working on one of these for a customer and he picked it up when I was at lunch . My flash drive was left in the front usb . I checked every one of these that came in for 2 years . Finally it was brought back , and my drive was still in it . All data intact and looked to be never accessed . Two days later I lost it while moving apartments . You're wishing death upon someone because you dislike their sense of humor ? If ? Damn straight you're gonna make more suggestions ! Now get to it ! > Do you often go to Munich ? ( Only takes about 5-7 hrs by car to go there Get out of the fucking mud " This fall , he's taking a full course load " Not one bit . They have a little less health than Thugs , yet they attack in flurries , move fast , do flips and shit ... pretty much seeing more than one of them is a LoL , possible , but I doubt it . I went to SF general and they called in a leading specialist wound doctor from USF . He recognized the wound immediately after seeing it . I was actually very lucky he happened to be there too , he comes in only once a week to check on patients who have even more holistic wounds . One of the nurses told us they get lots of druggies who shoot themselves up with dirty needles . It wasn't uncommon to get patients with softball sized cysts , some with even larger That's what I'm seeing . ...... Fucking Pandas . Aha . That's a funn ... Hey , nice try . > Also , you know if you clone a legendary both creatures die right ? posted 10 days ago by someone else to the imbatv subreddit . original credit ? It's not a nursery rhyme anywhere . This show is rated TV-PG . This is NOT NSFW . na just getting trolled by some kid on the internet who has nothing better to do with his time Holy * shit * that's a lot of redditors . We are ALL probably on that list now . This post needs to be marked NSFWLs ... Another good use of boobs is showing them . THIS INSTANT More like " Cleanear " instead of Clinere . The remote is next to the TV . stop it ! no ! bad ! That works No , no . See , its ... its like a baby that is a clown .. not a ... Touche , it's bigger than my wrist I hope you are trying to be sarcastic when you take the previous comment seriously and call it " ironic " Humans invented metal ? and here I thought you were a lumberjack in your thirties . You fooled me you bastard ! A fetish shaman huh ? * * Isn't there is a hide button below each post ? / r / vinyl = serious business ! There's North too ! Black people saw in black and white . Are you seriously comparing * trap * with * nigger * ? Teenage people ? The girl in the middle ( being blocked by the hat brim Only BECAUSE I ALLOW IT ! ! ! Yoda voice ... No you haven't Of course , I never assumed he didn't use Reddit like the rest of us under a different name . He could be " anyone " WTF is that ? ! Your music taste is awesome ! Except Dubstep So .. what does it have to do with ? Tea bags consist of dry tea leaves yeah ? Yeah . I've tasted tea made from tea leaves brought straight from India and I've tasted tea leaves bought from the Co op and the taste is pretty similar . So stop acting like you have some superior knowledge . yes because every book in the world exists in braille . Wait , NO . * All 6 boxes ? - I'm in a situation similar to this , but I've avoided the couple talk thus far . It's coming though ... I can feel it in the air ... stop trusting austrailian media What ? > > Jesus was called a prophet . He wasn't really . Comic sans ? ? 2 seconds ... You could use that sort of sentence for any ' news ' organization I lol'd . I mean you are a terrible person . The troll is strong with this one ... Basic lines on the ribs weren't terrible ... it was the shading . And I got a tree Ahh , I forgot about this tool , thanks ! I ran it and it determined that I should create 6 DB LUNs and 6 log LUNs Looks like somebody fucked up during negotiations but Tacoma School Districts article on the strike is tl ; dr so I won't bother figure out who . But I already saw a knee-jerk facebook post blaming the union So you posted in r / Music but didn't want us to discuss the music . The dick-punching episode ... Lol , we can't go grab a beer after work through the internet > pressing F5 in / r / battlefield 3 I'm not doubting the fact that the movie may be good ! I've watched tons of movies with her ! Its just Chaos and Herpina need our Terminator time first . Its been two years . you said the punchline first ! I hope to never have to talk to my daughter about all of those things . No Atlanta ? They're * * from * * Atlanta . I work for a ~ ~ substitute ~ ~ temp agency . That means I change jobs frequently , in all my jobs so far I've had access to a computer . But in one of them all things fun was banned ... Because it's so hot you'd rather die then wear a protective hat to shield you from the anymore . I have a lingerie bag that I put mine in but somehow they still manage to get all tangled inside that tiny bag I would simply write this : The clock didnt change You just listed 3 of my favorite movies ... Yeah . Watching movies all day sounds terrible Agreed . I was like " oh hey this guy seems interesting . Oh wow look at that big crit - - - I'd prefer to drive everywhere . hero by association .... Put that My roommate the pre-med hopeful : " I'm not going to do studying today because I've found I'm just not good at doing homework on the weekends . " You do know that sweating is helping you stay cool right ? And that if you stopped that would be bad ... And yet you willingly take money to apply the poison . American here - I worked at a bakery and a customer came in and asked what a " baguette " was I know they're spying on me . Look in the fridge . ... besides the fact that Tony Hawk is one of the most prominent Skate boarding figures of all time ... ID SAY SO this guy sounds like some conspiray theorist * looks at username * but you'd find it delicious no matter what OP cooked ... It looks awesome , props for painting it on yourself . im so artistically retarded i cant draw stick figures right My friend is almost flunking out of college but tonight he said he couldn't play basketball tonight because he had to study at 9 PM . When I pushed him he admitted he was waiting to hear back from a girl Yeah .. " test " out the games before you buy them . Really ? They're set for life , never have to earn money again ? RUN ! ┌ ( I would write L ( It took a month and a half to get my birthday code . A day after I pre-ordered the game I usually try and poo each and every time before I get in the shower . There are those times when I can't seem to get one out before the shower , and then as soon as I get out of the shower I suddenly have to poo like I've never poo'ed before in my life . Why is he all these places ? Isn't this asshole supposed to be running the country ? Dat ass . How dare you ! we're similar , i'm keeping my mouth They just got a new single out Who breaks up by text ? ... It's creepy to compliment her voice ? And now when I go into my dark bathroom , I'm going to imagine * that * in the room waiting for me to turn on the light ... thanks . How the hell can you stumbled upon 2-0 win comic sans .... I showed this to a friend and she was cracking up and I asked her what part that she thought was funny and her response is : " The fact that she kept walking into doors ! " You didn't answer the question These items ! 3 warmog's on sivir ? 5 deathcaps on brand ? ? ? > Or , you know , stop lying to your mom . now i just have to find all the links where I got the 503 message in the sea of purple links I'll be monitoring this thread . When I was kid someone told me its because there's tons of iron inside of apple and all that iron starts rusting . I read the title really fast and thought you said " I got some food stuck in my anus " ... Ohh , I didn't notice the site name . Suspicious ! I minimized it and ran out of the room so fast I slammed into the hallway wall before closing the door . Pretty sure I left a bit of my soul in that room , which was honestly for the best ; it probably kept my stolen innocence company . I'm pretty sure all the operations are named after Norse Mythology ... Vector ? I think Spots was probably referring to the whole rape thing really ? Sean wasn't so bad once you start reading his e-mails ( I'm on to you , cat . Its actually called Black Ops how do you know what they look like ? Don't start with the " if you believe him " bullshit again when you even corroborated his story ... Are you talking about her pussy ? Your using that sharpie wrong A good product perhaps , but not one i'll recommend to and ' dry ' people i know why the TIL where the term " blue balls " came from Actually you can even leave the straw in as long as a portion of the straw wrapper is placed over the end . used ...... underwear ? maybe ... if you go commando under those hipster tight jeans good god riot , just take my wallet Hands down the sickest thing I've seen on Reddit so far . I don't want to live on the same planet as that stupid kid . This makes our 2Km x 2Km x 2Km giant cave that starts at bedrock worthless " Scar Jo " Please no Speak for yourself , i'd rather live in a prison where i could at least read books etc than die . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ i still want a beta key i see what you did there I went to a redditor meetup . I drank and drank well after I got the Yoda is in the Jedi-Masters file Thought it was a spider trap before I clicked the thumbnail In a storage container / dumpster with gf .... Yeah i know , Yes , because all TSA supporters are trolls But , one can argue you arrived there via your dads penis That would be cold chocolate . Click the link ... It has the actual picture . " Hey what the fuck are the - > In five years , you know how many times I've been shot at ? Once . How many times have I had to direct traffic ? Hundreds . Which one have I been trained on ? Stop filing false rape accusations against AdmiralMouseyPants * ! The fact that this is considered to be newsworthy and jokes about painkillers in the trailer after the events of this offseason . The fuck am I looking at ? I really , really hope you're not being serious . I was interested in seeing this show ... Lowest tickets are $ 90 . No pain no gain , bro L . A . drivers are worse Craig David soundtrack .. ? Oh , I see you need a paid subscription for MLS.com . I think anyone who has done that , probably needs some meds .... Sadly I never even make it to the ramp The moderators should be deleting any Daily Mail trash with extreme prejudice . This is / r / politics , not / r / makingshitup . Thanks for telling me an hour before its over Internet Explorer ? this is how my parents bathroom is . no joke Looks like someone didn't return the kneeler to the upright position . " How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop ? " No masturbating in class . ... ok ill admit i want the girl too I'm just a random Redditor who thought that people would enjoy a Spider-Man reference Eagle Scout here . Yes you should have . This is the opposite of proving me wrong . What's with the commas ? > Now answer me this . Why did my buddy's ford fiesta come without rear defrosters as well as no back wiper Sweet zombie jesus , I hate when I click before I think . This isn't how I wanted to see her . I opened it , and it started up Mass Effect 2 for me I didn't forget the fact you used a jpg for text When I do mouse cervical dislocations I usually feel bad about their prospects of having a proper family of their own . I hate to be that guy , because I agree with all the sentiments here . But I was also " intrigued " when I learned that whoever took pics fromher phone also took them from Jessica Alba , Ali Larter plus another 40 celebs . lol , first few games i ever played , i don't bother with new accounts after I got my sealegs . They remind me that i'm still i'm still jenny from the block Same thing happened to me but with paper towel dispenser replacement . I figured out that it was cheaper to switch over to the electric things and submitted it to IDEA . They rejected it , and then implemented it about 4 months down the road . On top of that , my Sq . CC put me on building detail the week they came in so I could install them , because I " seemed to be the most knowledgeable . " This isn't a Michael Jackson thread . Keep the small Bobbies outta here . > In five years , you know how many times I've been shot at ? Once . How many times have I had to direct traffic ? Hundreds . Which one have I been trained on ? That isn't the disapproval face Sucks even worse to have to explain your own joke ... No it doesn't . I just cleaned 350 unread and 600 read emails from mine . I actually wrote down a list of like 20 questions because my parents had our pastor ( at the time ) over for bible study ( new church so had to lern teh rulez ) . I brought the list and asked a few of the questions and even used mathematical questions . He just made fun of me for being too complex . Still bothers me Fuck you , Michael Bay $ 300 really I feel like things like that were designed to see how well we could be trained and taught . I've actually turned away from hip hop in a lot of ways due to the modern hip hop era . So much of rap today is filled with materialism , a lack of intellectualism , and is just plain simple ( like one tag line being drunk in a club with a ho repeated over and over for an entire song You know what i meant . We are not your homework help . Please refer to the necessary text books . Seriously though a screenshot .... meetup ... I get shit all the time at my school , I'm one of the only students that gives two fucks about gay rights . Did I mention I'm straight too , I fucking love living in Texas I'm watching you ... I plan on voting for Obama , not because I think he's been a particularly effective president but because I don't think this country can afford to have * any * of the GOP candidates in office right now , given their stance on not taxing the rich . Do me a favor : PM me your address . I don't want to hear an excuses for not having good smokes . I was like " aww that's so cute . " Then I looked down . I don't really understand why you thought you had to use a meme to get your point across ... > EDIT : Also , I'm not downvoting everyone else in this thread . What the hell , Reddit ? I'm going to pretend you didn't ask that . Damn it I forgot you were around . Dick . This website is not for advertising ... You use a giant Lego block as a mouse ? I had to explain to my band this weekend exactly who they were and how influential they are . I give my grandpa tech support all the time . Everything is at LEAST a double click . Everything . Usually it's waves of sporadically patterned double and triple clicks if there isn't an instant response Me too . Title implied nudity . Jo . Ja też When I first moved into my house was having the SAME thing . me and wife looking all over the place trying to find evidence . NOTHING . She was convinced that it was ghost ... They also get prosecuted for manslaughter when that happens . * indicate , possibly * Just Dance 2 and High School Musical ... Must be a pedo-master 2.5 pounds a week on only a 500 cal / day deficit ? Wow , so surprising . you asked for reasons why people like anal I gave them to you .... that is all Is it because he didn't kill himself ? She's lucky to be alive . " Pikachu just defeated Onyx Twelve years old and still didn't know about gas chambers in concentration camps ... If this was on News 10 , it does not surprise me . You can't fool ME , vuvuzela . $ 930,000 , that will teach em ! Right . Have you ever been to a hospital ? Walk through the trauma bay of any ED ( or for that matter the PICU , interventional radiology suite , or just operating room to name a few--cause you know all those transplants , neonatal surgeries , mended broken bones , restorations of vision , hearing and so on are all just treating the fucking symptom / not really practicing medicine ) , and TRY to tell me those people working 80 work weeks aren't practicing medicine . I heard you were a jerk .. Whipped Cream You mean ... It doesn't just work ? you stared at it for 10 minutes ? ... looking for buildings ? ... what are we born yesterday ? I wish there were an opposite to Well peas don't exactly grow inside of the can . They come in a fresh form too Hockey fans misspelling the most famous name in hockey " job-killing regulation " Celery . I am lol but even the not shallow ones quit eventually . And dont get me started on the vegans ... What kind of a school doesn't have one ? downvoted for being a douche about it Re-read the comment ... I don't want to judge but 6 yr old cheerleaders ? ? There's a fetish for that The only way I can do Agreed . Chris Rock joke , not the cleanest on the thread after all the comments turned to be about his nazi hat , they quickly disabled comments So people can make FB accounts for their newborn babies . You see Jesus and Freddy Mercury , and you pick Jesus ? SUCK MY HAND gif of a photo Yeah , only got it because my meal plan covered it . My $ 100 / week mandatory freshman mealplan and WINS ! People choose to be brainwashed ? Yeah ... Sure you are ... Well I wouldn't have said anything about it had I not been shown / taught the meaning of that exact image in an American history class the day before . It's kind of insulting how you just blew off my attempt at being helpful You forgot the Juan de Fuca plate , the Cocos plate , and the Phillipine plate . ' Preciate that . Also , don't read the title of this thread . I met someone at a Christmas party who had polio and was on crutches , and I don't like to make assumptions about when people became disabled , so after mentioning that I had backpacked extensively through Yosemite , I asked if he had ever hiked there . The answer was Your cat : He also is associated with a Christianity cult that wants to actively bring on the apocalypse . An ad before an ad She's cute and I envy her boobs My thoughts on the internet spilling into real life : ( p > Gears of War 3 is out now on PS3 , Xbos 360 and PC for £ 34.99 and £ 29.99 respectively ) All three . And I'd just finished having sex . Yeah . If she were any thinner , she'd be 2 dimensional I have two parents who smoke 2 packs a day ... with 4 children . Then go on to complain about no money for bills or other necessities . STOP TOUCHING THE POINTS especially if they say something like " aaaaawwwwkward " . Well NOW you've made it fucking awkward haven't you ? ! I don't know , after seeing so many cases of police brutality I rather see them having a good time with their fellow citizens but , dude ... at least don't pose for the camera . I think it might take her longer than a day to get steam running on his Xbox The wife looks a little young to me . Downvoted for cheating on r / circlejerk Not a bee and not a mosquito ... I was young and had no patience . are ... are those pictures of pictures ? Did you read the rest of the comments in that thread ? I hate you . Yes , it's this Saturday ! Woo-hoo ! I would have linked to the official website , but it has apparently exceeded it's bandwidth limit ... Yes , it's this Saturday ! Woo-hoo ! I would have linked to the official website , but it has apparently exceeded it's bandwidth limit ... Congratulations , you have taken your first step towards becoming a furry and / or plushy . The guys is an ACC homer . Read his blurb for the Hokies . I thinking about deleting my Facebook profile cause they totally fucked up the privacy settings . You live in the states ? As in the United States of America ? What CAN'T you order in " the states " ? If you like to complain , you have to make account for it . results oriented ! ... Just found out that there's a low-violance version for germany after visiting the steam-site , apparently they removed blood splatter textures that occur if you're shot by turrets . Was that really necessary ? Seriously , I .... cable ties ? " The uploader has not made this video available in your country " . You're absolutely right . I don't . Karama whoring to the max , why not link to the thread , this post isnt even a day old Don Draper already died . i've literally gone from 1 + standing to 8 + standing THIS week , and i didnt play for " hundreds of hours " I knew this edible dildos idea wouldn't last long That is not how vampires work . Is that cream cheese .. ? After seeing this I just realized we might look like Gollum obsessed with his preciousss when we're on Reddit ... OS X Lion hasn't managed to do this . You have to go into the activity monitor & force close it . Your bomb icon scares and delights me . Can't tell if sarcasm , or stupid What ? Well , at least he's not on the drugs ... I'll have to remember to not click links from you Wait ... what makes you think I'm a chick ? You played this game WRONG B - here . They call me at all hours of the night if I miss a donation date . One time , I got an email with the details of a transplant patient who was " literally waiting for your blood on the brink of death ! " Wow , I didn't realize that . I was just going to blow it off , but I might have to go now . Still , it's really sad that I can't even give away Padres tickets for FREE . set it on fire ? not clouds , overlords That doesn't look like * all * the eggs . I know you didn't just fucking say bacon ....... That's the same as asking something not to go viral . What ? I've had " better drag it in the right direction ... Changing it to lowercase does not count at least you didnt find lemon juice in there Did you write your username in blood ? I did The Gray Bookshelf . Why do people even take a car to the gym in the first fucking place ... But .. what about annie ? What an awesome video ! Thanks a lot for posting . One thing I couldn't help but notice is that more than half of the highway you were on looked like it was in bad shape * * Officials say death not likely linked to recent break-in * * such a good tournament ... and they use totalbiscuit . Clicking on the link makes you auto-subscribe to the publishers you tube channel . Not cool . Green Bong . ... and there's K2 in the picture I feel like the only HP fan who doesn't like Sirius x Lupin and / or find these things amusing hahaha ' you ? ? I went through that scrapbook when i was first thinking about going to FF .... my dad saw it and was like " * * this * * is what goes on at those things ? bluish gray stack of laptops .... it's a sailboat . red bed post I saw all the comments above about the different colored mice uniting and was genuinely confused . I just figured that all the people who kept their pet mice next to the computer had found each other . It clicked when I saw your comment . The Tan Dentures ! Alex Jones . The Red Door ... hmm Because , it's obviously much better to disrespect your mother when she doesn't know . LIKE A BOSS I guess I'm the Black Nail Polish Remover ? I can't imagine why it was " short-lived " . You are good at taking pictures you may call me ... the black chronic gin and tonic White headphones . This is going to give me away ... why can I see this on trees ? I would never order my trees with a side of f7u12 . Wow , way to judge someone by outward appearences . White Trash is a little presumptuous given that I'm STATUS native american no estoy seguro si es broma o es en serio Red Pillow Nothing Tower , or The Furry Tower depending on if you count body hair or not I'm unsure how I feel about that . Ah , well you didn't say they were dry . In that case ... pink sock Black Monster White monster here . I got your back ! Let's get these guys . Roar ..... Plaid Cellphone Gray iHome or Gray cup . can't ... see ... wallpaper ... LoL screen won't move White Ruler You son of a bitch . Comic Sans NOPE ! Pink Kitty ! I read Russian , toxic cloud , and Chelyabinsk , and I immediately think of a nuclear disaster . Wight Charger Yes . Everyone in America has enough disposable income to buy a boat . OP is the worst kind of suck grey bush . I thought this was about the drink . Why ? The Blue Lamp ... You are scary . The grey dental floss If you're talking USD they're practically the same right now And then a certain news channel happens to make a story about it . So you honestly think a blind person can see / hear ASCII art ? ... that was supposed to be a joke ? The Black Pillow Electrocuting babies when they get happy around flowers and toys . He also wears womens jeans . Seeing Minecraft the first time reminded me of that Lego piece I will be getting sexytime with one of them ... as soon as she gets off the rag Upvote ... Just for you ... I fucking HATE when people leave floating trees around our server . Luckily I know everyone on it personally so I can beat them with a pipe if they get outta line . Oh really ? I had no idea . Bringing Lebedev to Hong Kong ? That sounds fun Interesting username I am not whitelisted . You sir , or madam , are sadistic . God damn ! One comment and it was exactly what I was going to say ! I thought to my self , " Hmm only one comment , surely it isn't what I plan on posting " click * ... uhh you should know better than to link it directly to gawker media sites on reddit Working there isn't any better Although there is a noticeable difference between DX and HR ( DX is a true FPS / RPG hybrid and HR is more of a FPS game with RPG elements ) , you're doing something very , very wrong Me too ... what kind of parent calls their son Was ? let's meet kids in the park Yeah , Liverpool haven't had any bad results in the last few years . Watch what you say to my GR pal A major one . Thank you , that seemed to have helped . Still though , fuck that helicopter . what fuckery is this ? HEHMAGOD YESSSS I LOVE YOU REDDIT ... too bad i have safeeyes and have to break it through a long and complicated process every time i want to play ... I , too , need to know ... for uh .. science . don't tell me you use the cigarette filters in your joints ? It winked at me Good lord this game hates me ... Shit , now you are trying to make us think about bieber porn in minecraft Free DLC is awesome but 90 % of the DLC for Bad Company 2 were just new modes for existing maps . People weren't suspicious they were annoyed that it didn't actually include well you know new maps . Seriously . karma whore and dont even link the original site .. It's terrible on tablet browsers . I can't move the screen left or right because it assumes I'm trying to navigate to the previous or next article . were you trying to do the look of disapproval ? Are you serious ? Looking at you BBC This be a rather obscure novelty account So much David Quinn quoted Ι was expecting a post about Karma ( the champion ) being a total bitch Ever since the " Mushroom War " le le le le le le le le le le I quit , I don't care if you do . W-why are all ending in . jpg ? How in the world will I see if they really are gifs or not without checking all of them manually ? I started playing Crysis in Rambo-mode , and then realized invisibility was overpowered . I tried to convince my wife that eSports was more important than having a baby . But then she went into labor to prove me wrong ... the tf2 ripoff completed meet the pyro before valve did I try to keep my eyes above the waist , but his underwear makes it look like his thingy has spiderman eyes That's funny--about 10 minutes after I replied above , I was going into Gamestop and a woman called out , " Oh , you have those cute ugly slippers on ! " I was all That's not how it works You fucked up . Your book criticized communism / socialism rather than fascism and authoritarian conservatism . I don't remember that happening in any of the seven seasons of That ' 70s Show . this is a farm trick to catch cows attention . they ring the bell when feeding time comes for the cows . In this occasion they rang it to attract the cows , making the illusion that they are enjoying the jazz .... I FUCKING HATE THAT COMMERCIAL Yeah level design sounds pretty sweet , and while my family says they are supportive , I think they are secretly No there's not . Do you know anything about coding ? " Well over 180 IQ " ? He's got you there . I'm convinced this kid is an evil genius I know , aren't they the cutest : 3 Except when they put their meat-hooks in you First time I saw the grim reaper . Second time I saw that gay wizard kid . Unless he really is a cyclops OPs name is 3poundshit . That comma . That's one awkward looking pic of her . I mean , she could still get it but who holds their legs while sitting UP ? Minerva's face : I'm Australian . ... How do you know ? The rest of her ? And it used to be said the only thing IE was good for was downloading firefox Um yeah , also Russian women aren't all impoverished . Chrono Trigger ? I'm not 11 I really hope I never end up on the same road as you . hey that's my brother's name ! There is no contest To follow suit , our cooking class , ratio of 2:1 . 2 girls , 1 cup . > Um yeah , also Russian women aren't all impoverished . Who the hell seriously writes like that ? meta - Well let's get some pictures of your daughter on there stat . We've been waiting 13 years already . with all of the emerging problems in the world , your newest hope is for the decriminalization of drugs ? DAMNIT NOT TIM Who and where are you playing ? wait .... someone went to the brewpub and didn't get bourbon county draft ? but got 312 .... There's a 40kg overweight transexual at my gym . She's not ashamed to get into shape , so why should you be ? Uncalled for xD I don't think the person that just down voted you understands why you're I've been doing my birthdays all wrong then . Is that you mom ? Why would you post that ? Harmon's would be great except you can't just buy one donut . I also do the date change , however , I worked late yesterday , got home exhausted , and just completely crashed when I got home . I woke up to 37 new wall posts . redditor for 2 minutes . You'd basically be executing billions of people You shop at WalMart ? Masturbation is the stimulation of ones ' own genitalia , not molesting strangers I'm not poo-pooing anything I have sawdust everywhere because I tried to use my bookcase shelves as a ladder . Hey reddit , I saw some guy get shot across the street , should I call the cops or just ignore it ? Nice and harmless ... Unlike that one family portrait where they glued the baby to the window to keep him standing there better than megan fox Yea well I have a new electric can opener a it doesn't like me . * * but not using bi contributes to that problem ! * * ' Bi ' wouldn't detract from that . Why does no one just use the number keys ? ! They call * that * roughing the passer ? My ex had 38E ( and she was 21 ) , and I had a field day with those . Then she got them reduced instead of trying to lose the weight first You were 13 when you came up with " CUNTCRUNCHER " ? The thing that disturbs me about this album is not the content , but the fact that what we see is only what the photographer was * able to capture . * I don't even want to think about what was going on out of view or when the camera wasn't in use . But I really don't know what that means . Is it bad that I laughed ? 753 days r / fifthworldproblems ... and maybe beyond it . There are only 248 items and their position never changes . I see what you did there ... ... How ? Only a Sith deals in absolutes I took a picture of my girlfriend's breast and all it found were pictures of dogs . Hi . OP here . I'm so sorry I ruined your day . Please ignore the post if you've already seen it . It does for me It makes complete sense ... Since when has the sun risen from the south But .. rite aid is a pharmacy ... why the dildos ? I still don't understand why fellow redditors fap to facebook pictures .. showed my girlfriend reddit and she came across one of these and I had to explain to her that I didn't Why are you looking from the neck up ? What kind of resolution is that ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Smart thinking keeping lotion and tissues next to your bed . I too have a runny nose and dry feet . Damn . Show the snake . Fariseos , idolatras , incircuncisos e imp íos éstos . I'm not . and that fucker has an 86 rating in FIFA 12 ... " possible " nsfw ... Taking pictures in a secluded area hmm ? this thread seen this post 5 times all from different people good resource , never seen this before ... So we're probably spending $ 35k + on far east movement alone ... Damm ... what I could do with that amount of money . Drake would ask 200k + for a performance The proper question is why have two people criticized how OP didn't link to the comic , without going through the effort to find the source . You smiling ... Defilier My secret shame . I . . . I'm * pretty sure * Bethesda weren't the first to use scrolls , friend . . . Maclin dropped that pass . So holding left click was out of the option ? WELL THANKS Yes . The song is beautiful . I hate GameStop & their overpriced used games . I usually use Amazon to pickup games . Also , Best Buy's NEW price's are usually lower than GS's USED prices . Well Leonard is my new hero . I despise the overweight When you found out he had kids you couldn't resist ? The Jr . is 12 " Why is she sleeping next to Scootaloo . . . This made me install Bootcamp , buy the game on amazon digital ( $ 30 , compared to steam Thats all well and good but the data caps still suck hard . Proponents of NBN keep putting forth all these wonderful ideas of new services that wouldnt be possible without it , but I really dont think any of those kind of things will be realistic with these adsl era caps ! Yeah , because in-flight warnings are such an inconvenience . Interesting . Watches are of " meh " quality from the look of it . But I'll support a Redditor . Signed up . You'd better not email me every damn day though . Or every week for that matter . Marry her . I once dated a chick who was offended that i told a girl at a register , i had found the pair of pants in the 20 % off section . " Multiple positions " False advertising . it's as important as the WTF is right ! Last time I ate at Jack in the Box I was sick for two weeks . I wrote an angry email to corporate and they gave me gift certificates . That video .. I'm sure that was fun for the whole server . Yes , because if you've been persecuted , it's * impossible * for you to be intolerant . Tits or gtfo I guess that did not change now that Duke is finally out I'm thirteen and what is this ? As a toothbrush ... Dave ... you posted this at 2 AM . let me assure you , Internet Spaceships is srsbsns I hope that doesn't mean next year Unfortunately I don't have the luxury of much fridge space ... I have two roommates and only one fridge for the three of us . It's tough to fit more than 6 at a time in the fridge with the roomies ' Coors Light and PBR in the way i guess you scared the shit out of your cat ? This man ... has a point . Butchers ( Final Fantasy IX . About to write a disagreeing post . Then I thought deeper into what you just said ... Yes because it means i have bought a second SSD just so i can have a dedicated 80GB SSD for games Are you sure ? Hint : get your hair * cut * . lol this is true . archons were shit before the buff because the range and concussive shells Is this really something worth arguing over or even pointing out ? ! " The tooth fairy , Easter Bunny , Santa and God are real ! " ; ( 10 years later ) " The tooth fairy , Easter Bunny , and Santa aren't real , sweetie . " * Lol , missed one , parents . * " Nope . " * * INCEPTION * * Or sweat from someone's hair . I'll admit I was one of the boneheads who had the Chiefs D on my team . I decided 5 min before the games started last Sunday that it would be smart to but the Chiefs D in because they are facing the Bills and sit the Ravens D because they were playing the Steelers . Needless to say the Chiefs D are no longer on my team , and as for the Raven D when I started them this week : Because I want something that's " baller " I thought the Cardio challenge was a reference to Zombie Land I remember my first j . First thought , " Why would you put a pack of tampons with that headline " Type out the disapproval eyes , but make them HUGE . only third ? are you SERIOUS ? ? Theatrical wide format is too wide , man Yet you care enough to keep commenting you just confused the hell out of me no video ? that's not an answer ! but thank you anyway , i'll take your advice nonetheless First person to make a Dragon Ball meme reference is getting kicked in the balls so hard their eyes fall out . Redditor for 18 minutes i still have 5 hours to go ..... and i have school tomorrow dont know what im gonna do , probably play all night ... Not how I roll . Nothing against it however . For a couple of seconds I thought it said slaughtered instead of sheltered , I went a fish is not a dolphin ... Only a pedophile would think that way Yeah , fuck all those people who spent the time to craft an interesting single player story with scripted events and set pieces , right ? Did he just hurl the ball into that cameraman ? Renaming minecraft.jar to minecraft.exe I was trying to find some relation to the previous comments until I saw your name ... Same , I was like :D , then I was like You get back on Google and FIND IT I did That blog post was a satire , right ? Please tell me it was a satire . Or know how to focus a camera . As someone who watches hockey I can safely say the periods last much longer than 20 minutes Most of the time I'm True Neutral . I'll just deal with it . I'll just have a look of Apparently I hate you . Forbidden ! I may be a creepy uncle , but that doesn't make me a sex offender ! As an electrical engineer and an atheist ... Domestic abuse , and hurting someone's genitals is the proper solution . I need four people to join me . Lets do this That's horrible . I feel ~ ~ your ~ ~ you ( sorry bout that And Norton is STILL $ 60 today . You can call a squirrel a " rat " , but it's still a squirrel . * SI * Muy Bueno * ANNNNDRE * . AND I FOUND YOUR TWITTER . Better not tweet any more pictures of your outfits ... lol , all I can see in my head is your roommate doing various things around the house - unpacking groceries , putting on make-up , reading a book - and you slowly sticking your head around a corner with Well I'm glad to see someone is fighting the good fight against . . . the use of plastics in water purification ? Y U NO LOVE R . C . PRO-AM ? I've got to go with not knowing the difference between your and you're after graduating . I'm much more disappointed about that . Captain Iron Man forever alone ... well , until * then * that is ... FUCK THIS GUY SO HARD . He's ruined pretty much every conversation I've had about games in school . I'm 17 years old and he still fucked up a perfectly good discussion on New Vegas the other day by claiming he had seen the Xbox 720 . Wow there really is a subredit for everything My god , America is just as retarded as I thought . ಠ_ಠ ( On top of that , I just realised I say Oh my god and Jesus Christ and shit a lot even though I'm an atheist ... Edit : What the fuck is with those LODs ? Their conversation hurts my brain ... You can tell they're from the south with that fucking yeehaw bit . Explains a lot really Hell that's exactly where I am . I'm likely in a different time zone . Reddit never sleeps ... I went to Australia's largest music festival , without having slept the prior 24 hours . 8 hours into the event , I needed to rest my eyes for a spell in a quiet park . People kept coming up to where I was resting , yelling at , and shaking me . I appreciated their intentions but i'm not sure ... seems familiar ... Hold on a second . There's a leopard feeding on an impala , out on my DICK . IMA woman My friend has this as his desktop background on his laptop . I call shenanigans Dont forget " I guess it depends on the context ... I think it's a reasonable degree of jealousy that can be solved with communication and compromise , but would you honestly say that to your current girlfriend rather than explaining the situation or compromising ? I'm commenting on both things she said rather than taking one point and running with it . The lack of photos of said planking incidents in this article bothers me . So you're the person who leaves public toilets like that There doesn't seem to be anything more about it though , so it might not have happened for certain reasons . Idonoe , last time I tried to properly look at Tripwire's site it seemed they hadnt properly updated it since RO1 This just reminded me how many times I have actually read the original WoW ( vanilla ) manual , on the toilet Apple sticker ... LOL looking forward to Saturday , its going to be a great game ! We'll try to get payback for you stealing Steward That's not how boobs work . I'd rather know before that point Women at playgrounds can be crazy too . Once I took my kids to a park and I had a cast on my leg covered by pants , so I took a seat on a bench where I could see most of the playground and let my kids go play . About 10 minutes later , this woman walks up holding my daughter's hand and started bitching me out for not pushing her on the swing . It was one of the bigger wtf moments of my life . Jungle = 2 Butchers and a Floater at a time didnt even try and change it a little to make it somewhat original ? Several years ago I worked at a Potbelly ( hospitality focused sandwich joint ) , where people would universally treat you like shit , despite myself & coworkers trying to genuinely care about customers . So a well dressed man walks in and I say " Hi there , how's it going ? " He replies " Better than you ! * ( sticks his finger in my face ) * Because you're working for * me * right now ! " When I looked at my replies and saw this image ... I started wondering what the hell I said to deserve that kind of response . It all makes sense now . dumb bitches will do anything for attention . I beleive it should make you feel like that , how can you possibly insert something like dolphin masturbation in conversations often ? Dude , spoilers You're already in bed with her , and * then * offer her money for sex . Someone and his puppet accounts Shit , you are so alpha ... Wtf ? Like half of these comments are downvoted wishing him happy b-day ... this thread is full of assholes ... I honestly hate it when people come into the store I work at and buy $ 150.00 of crab legs and then swipe their EBT card . You're not sure why you shouldn't assume that disagreeing with you is a sign of stupidity . So the alternative is to cheat ? Well played sir ... Well played indeed My fault hit pressurized metal container with ax ... wearing shorts By the time I feed myself I have maybe $ 0 left over . Because as a small business owner I pay myself only what I need . The rest goes into the business . I Liked it .... Ahem i mean * * Me Gusta * * Yes , but don't worry . The sheer volume of codes and ordinances almost guarantee that everyone is guilty of something . Wins count and no losts count .. Yes , I know . I surfed in CS 1.6 . > Fifth year : They can't send someone so incompetent that we'll learn nothing ... Umbridge ... > the solid block aluminum float towers had been broken off You go to McDonalds to eat a salad ? Subtitled gif You better not only if you use fertiliderp I haven't been following SC drama for a week and I thought that all of this was real . PVC + heat = It is gonna be fucking hard to not get caught blowing my boyfriend while he drives now stalking your user profile , for submitted pictures . " boobs , nice . ass , nice . ass , in sexy as hell lingerie , niiiice . gee , i wonder what's next ? one week old baby ? " Like putting a sticker over the laser on a mouse . Hilarious THOSE ARE APES . what would elephants do without humans helping them fuck ? amazing that they procreated their species all this time without us Dude . I still don't understand why you think that is funny . ಠ_ಠ wicked ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Erm , no , no it's not Comment comment ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I am a woman . Hence the username . So we can abort babies after they are born ? Sweet ! As a liberal arts person , I have to ask : does this deserve i'm 18 and play yugioh If you have to ask , then the is awesome . The 1950 ' s . I'm a white male ... Go Tea Party ! ! ! ! Coming from a generic racist , how can I be sure I can trust your intentions to be good ? But , so is everyone else One person does not represent all liberals . It's fucking " Hear , hear . " El taco loco 3 used to be 24 hrs but now it's only so on weekends and Friday ? Give them a call to make sure , but it's great late night grub . It's on magnolia , near PCH . Congratulations ! Your Skiing without a helmet . Correction : Armpit , hair , balls and ass wash . Unless you don't wash your balls ..... lol that's so silly , that little postmaWHEN THE FUCK did the cowardly lion become a sexy fucking slut ? In my area that means no calls or really lame calls What the .... Gay blade . Reddit is about many things and chat is one of those things . I was referring that the male bachelors he was talking about could be from another generation , it is obvious that ferroseed is not I think he posted this because RES puts a link for the OK , pre_owned_fleshlight . Let's try this out then ! ! sixteen dollars for popcorn ? Laughing / dancing / taunting / jokes on chapions can also be used as ' anti-fun mechanics ' . Does that mean they should be removed too ? The original , however , is a lot more His serious . most of your posts are to mlp and pokemon . I ... just thought it was funny ? I promise I'm not trying to make any political statements on a website called Doodle or Die . Notch is that guy who got the only pair of 3D goggles left and is telling the rest of us how awesome it is and how we need to see this " Drive back " ? I don't want to view them , i want to put them back where they were and then view them . I want them to be part of the search results . I want to have an never ending torrent of post going back to the day reddit started . I tried this too ... until I heard the SO behind me say , " What are you doing ? Should I give you a hint ? " I can't talk about the necklace because it reminds you of a bad time , but you still wear the necklace . my fear of sneezing , swerving out because I blinked ... makes me a woman ? Can't take a joke ? Gather up all the atheist extremists ! This is some freaky stuff here ... ya it looks like this " this made me fucking sick . god could not explain my anger , when i realized just how fucking horrible they were being . it was that scary moment , you actually consider murdering someone That's roman Nope . The french for trillion is actually " billion " . The worst part is it's technically right .. I started off like that ... then I watched it properly and oh god what the fuck ! ? Especially when CBS didn't cut straight to the game , but rather to about 2 minutes of commercials Firstly , Ace Ventura is a classic . Damage is better on an * * assassin * * .. We are not amused ! Typically , extended swingarms are intended for drag racing to keep the front end of the bike down and deliver power to the rear tire more efficiently . On the street , it helps the rear tire hook-up and prevents unintended wheelies , but also hinders the cornering . Most extended bikes you see on the street are just for show . He Is not amused ! I had to read online how to do weapon-specific executions after unlocking them ! I was at a friends house the other week with a bunch of other people , we all went out to a club and came back at the end of the night . By that time , my friend's brother's mate is there , so eventually he goes to sleep on one couch while I sleep on the other sofa at the other end of the lounge room . I randomly wake up in the morning to the sound of him moaning , quite passionately and vocally , in his sleep . Went on for quite awhile too . > This is not a solicitation for e-prostitution I dont even have a Xbox . Maybe not all people know the same things you do ? I don't remember covering the difference between the two at any point in high school a lot ... better ? The DS has TONS of games for younger kids . My 5 year old played his constantly until he lost it I see at least three different pharmacies . thanks ... I call these people : all of my aunts and uncles No monthly fee ? choose life isnt pro life ? My girlfriend says that doesn't work I'm calling you out ... She has entries for torchwood and the doctor . CaptainJackHardness ( op ) is April . I love that you love the attentions of reddit ( how bout a night out ? ;) ) , but lie ? Unnecessary I made the mistake of watching this when i'm hungry . I doubt it , people get all bent out of shape in ARAM games . But the girl should not worry if they were using a condom given from the boy she just met ? hey , yeah ! I guess I never thought abou ... * wait a minute * ... I looked up the torrent , 62GB , that would kill my internet What is up with his arm ? Pinkie , how the fuck did you get in there ? WHAT . THE . FUCKING . FUCK . ? ? ? ( SHUT UP I'm not telling anybody the wireless password 2.5 tb filled with what Because factory owners don't pay for that kind of stuff too ? I hate telling people where I'm from as the conversation normally goes like this : Moron : " Where are you from ? " Me : " Florida . " Moron : " Oh yeah ? Where ? " Me : " Deerfield Beach . " Moron : * stares blankly * Me : " near Ft . Lauderdale . " Moron : * stares blankly * Me : " Miami . " Moron : " ohhhhh . " Me : I'm trying to eat here . I was excited , and then I saw that much dreaded number-letter combination : 3D . If I knew what was deserving of ಠ_ಠ . I might yeah ... I BET your taco is supreme . I ... uh .. " Hey guys remember * insert game title here * that game was so * insert adjective * " liveon3.com ? really ? my first thought . Also , socks and sandals correlation ! = causation . Statistics abuse Direct people to r / Anxiety and try to forget / r / AnxietyPanic . ( no pun intended You seem like kind of a ... Tight jeans on males I want more time towards them then Walt after last episode . [ spoiler ] ( / s " For fucks sake credits right after the drive away Don't make fun of the epileptics . They did their best and didn't let go of the bar . yeah , this has been posted a lot ..... adviceanimals is going to hell . What . The . Fuck . A typo As a lifeguard who has had to deal with the repercussions of this shit , please stop doing this people . No shit ! They all get a I am very amused ! Oh , damn . You're right . The presence of detection in the game completely invalidates all forms of cloaking . > Also , why is this taking place on a children's play structure ? Now that I think about ... I guess it does Trelawney scene in OotP just keeps me continuously WTFing , until the end when Im like You can unsee it if you forget . I forgot about this until i saw this comic ... curse you . Take this upvote and get out Yeah , that too . But for me it's like ... got 30min , not enough time to go to the student union or the library ... might as well just sit here and read / text / peoplewatch gl hf Hmm I'm the first 8 or so posts for mine ! Aha and I found the bastard who claimed the handle of my username . They never even use their account He should be on RuneScape . I once asked someone out during my first IM conversation with them and they said " haha , not yet , how do I know you're not a serial killer . " We were both students at the same college He is definitely on the dark side , playing games on mac Not quite sure why but I was expecting someone to do a pitch perfect impression of Freddie from scooby doo . Just laughed out loud in the office , boss just Taint ! ? COME ON ! REALLY ? ! Why ! ? I think not ! that's one big nose Its funny because if you look at most Terms on games they basiclly amount to " The game is ours , we are simply lending it to you for large sums of money . We can take the game off you any time we want because simply by playing the game you are violating the TOS . " Downvoted for suggesting I downvote . So ... the brown one is called " Taint " Now you got me hungry for shwarmas .... and I'm in rural east Texas . Thanks so much for adding a TL ;D R section to your QQ post . I hate it when people make huge text posts and exclude it .... oh wait yours are the same size THIS 12 year old likes minecraft , starcraft 2 and spending hours upon hours on facebook I'd even go so far as to say talking on the phone and driving . Nine times outta ten if the person in front / behind / near me is driving like a fucking jackass , when I finally get up close to give em a My name is Cedric and I dissaprove If he expected that , why did he come in ? ? I like you ... Now normally I never disapprove of an apropos Simpsons link , but you had to know that we expected that to be a link to video of the Jeff Kent fucking in question . Verdict : So they want Mario and Zelda to have sex scenes .... Apparently I'm stubborn and close-minded because I'm open to guys and girls and don't think that I'm limited only to guys . ewwwww .... that's not what I meant Water is not blue True ... And while I understand the need for judges not to be accountable to every change in the balance of power with elections ... Think that lifetime appointments breed an ability for them to act without consequence and without answering to the people . These are humans not oracles ... Fallible and should have some understanding of the consequences of unethical behavior " Please repost this .... " Something scary i noticed when registering , I just typed my name and email and it automatically filled in my home address . I am on a public computer 7 hours from home . Jeez guys it was just a joke No Thief or Amnesia . Yeah thanks for that Mirror's Edge came out in 2008 . Wrong ' its ' . Is that supposed to be Day 9 ? I can't really tell Yeah of course when you have MPEG - 4 Video and MPEG - 4 Audio the logical container to use is ... MKV Very nice progress on your Bench , you've probably already matched me on 1RM This makes me sooooo jelly ... He said it multiple times I feel so much like this : In my experience , the people who make a play on my username are usually quite creepy No , you are not doing it already Who gives a shit about his marriage ? Not wanting the state in our bedrooms goes both ways , man . I dislike Harper's politics but his personal life is not and should not be up for discussion . Fuck everything about this . What the fuck ? I walked into my guyfriend's room to tell him I beat his record on the Impossible Game . He was fapping to My Little Pony . he didn't even change the staff ... I thought I was the only one ! So delicious everyone who hears me order this give me this look You only need two c4 to kill a tank . This guy killed himself way too many times . You can put c4 on the bottom of a wooden ceiling and kill the guys on the second floor . Those were just minor annoyances . The thing that made me downvote and turn the video off was that HORRIBLE music . I wouldn't say regret but when I was a kid , my dad decided to buy 3 Dreamcast ( mind you , it was an awesome system ) . Its just that he bought 3 That's nothing . I recently found out she was telling all the kids in her pre-school her Dad's name was Alejandro . Her Dad's name is Chris So then what do you do with the other 59 seconds ? Silence and Worse than what ? I thought I might have to supplement it with an internal flight or two but I'm prepared for a sore ass ( from the long bus rides Shitty pricechecks make me No , it adds them to your hide list on the actual reddit site . You need more upvotes sir .......... that face ... Well that would suck Fwiw , I read the title as public restrooms Avoid bacon ? Your username . We managed to do something an exploding star can't ? I'm sorry , but Ya heard me / groundskeeper Even if there were fluctuations in space , they would still most likely arrive before the light . And it would be more likely that the neutrinos produced here would be " special , " but I highly doubt that . As for the space below Italy , Scientific correctness It looks as if you have multiple comments and have been a redditor for 1 month . Your lying and that is just mean . shouldn't be brushing your teeth at the laptop , you may give it dry socket A straight man who enjoys looking at attractive women ? You're right - only gay men like looking at women . Based on your username , I think you meant ummm ... I'll be keeping an eye on you . Ctrl + F Good call on Descent . Sad how many posts I had to rifle through before finding a single flight sim . For shame reddit " STOP STALKING ME ! Usage Based Billing So companies have the authority to throttle websites under the guise of " reasonable network management " TF2 is free and has been for 3 months . The world would appreciate it if you used spell check . Going The Store Spoof Yeah , it's not like orchestras should get paid . Implying white Americans are less capable at seeing racism Indeed . I was eating ice cream out of a bowl similar to the one hippie dad was holding . well that's what you get for being a snorlax . now go back to bed I have a perfect circle on my upper back He turned sex into gold ? Or , if it's the other way around , that's not * really * alchemy That's not what she said .... Actually I just assumed this was from an episode I hadn't seen . So ... thanks for opening my eyes . You could stop wearing watches with batteries . There is a Halloween show @ Twilight Cafe & Bar in SE PDX on the 29th of Oct . , ( also my 30th b-day ... ) .. 8p m ish ... a bunch of good rock bands will be playing . Costume contest , food , drinks & lots of great ppl . Etc . I'll buy you a 21st b-day salute drink if you show . I went to check out the songs you added ... There's only one new track in the playlist ! Spotify , what the heck ? Y U no let people collaborate on playlists ? FOX ... Today I've realised I've done some really hardcore things And could it be possible to remove the gradient / grain .. Not a fan of it to be honest , keep thinking it's my eyes .... not sure if you actually thought I was serious about the proposal . look of disapproval - " They could just call the show ' Are You Smarter Than A Man ' . I would win that . " and most likely somebody here . ಠ_ಠ Yes , buffs like the limited amount of time for NP , not like before were NP would last forever . Mutilated and killed four girls , aged between four and seven , and sexually molested their corpses . He drank the blood of one victim and * * ate her hands . * * Yeah , google the reddit enhancement suite . It works for most all browsers . Then you can highlight a word you want to turn into a link , and click the link button and it'll ask you for a URL then , BAM you're done . You also have shortcuts to other formatting things like bold italics , and the disapprove face : This . I'll assume that that was a dig at the rather misleading diagram So you're saying that being a gang rapist is " winning at life " ? The majority of the posts I've seen today are old You could have used your time to make something cool .. but you made this . You don't . You leave her alone and find another girl . Not only is it disrespectful to her to be pursuing her when she has a boyfriend , it is a terrible thing to do to this other dude . Bro code and all . Let her do her thing with her boyfriend and if it doesn't work out then you can be there to pick up the pieces . But don't try and insert yourself into another person's relationship . hmmmm .... that's not beer Not a single anti-static wristband in sight . YMCA wen I'm driving , I start to sing and dance and every one that pass gives me a look Am gonna whip your camera real good i just noticed they put that tigger thing on top of pics subreddit ... i would put my penis ... in a tomato But just designing for cable strength I can just imagine a truck bomb blasting through the gate , hitting the barrier , pulling out the foundations , and continuing on into the protected area dragging the whole gate system along with it . Canada is so awesome , except for that thing where you guys don't so much have " snow days " as " the diesel in the buses is frozen again " days . But why wouldn't touching lava give you a prolonged unavoidable death ? I bet that thing is at least 130dB ... Aaaand the lights are so bright , that it reflects on all three of your monitors . Error 1004 please try again later Jesus christ ! ? ! I've already dropped $ 150 into it . My wife keeps looking at me like I don't see this starting any major revalation , just making a new theory that says " nothing that has nonzero mass can travel faster than neutrinos " and then in a thousand years they have a new particle and a new theory ... I was all like ... fap fap fap How could you stay hard with this > He also has a complimentary deodorant for every bodywash I can see it but can't type it on my MacBook Air lol I read it as " 6 years later " and I was all like I kill every one of these ugly mofos I find My sister started blasting that song one day . At first I was Looks like we've got another butt-hurt keyboard cowboy on our hands , fellas . All your comments were at zero when I opened this thread . DatAsh , I'm looking at you i'm not in here posting jazz standards claiming they're emo because the music evokes or conveys emotion . taxonomy exists for a reason . it's not necessary by any means , but just because you don't care , don't expect everybody else to be so lax about it when you post in a genre-specific subreddit He wasn't in the woods . That's why technological innovation stems primarily from Universities as opposed to the private sector ... did you see the ' ' ' ' that means that it's a quote , and then the dude , u got like 700 karma [ Clockwerk ] ( / spoiler ) would like to have a word with you . Wat . How is this funny ? Clever , maybe , or perhaps witty , but " funny " ? You did a million things in three hours ? That quick side note is like the most random thing i've ever heard . Why'd they laugh so hysterically at that ! ? ? ! I don't get it I'm sick of arguing about something so I'm gonna post my opinion so I can argue about it more . I used to .... Not sure if this is a troll account , it's hard to tell with your username and the fact that most guys have this general reaction to period talk , but either way , you're not going to have much luck here . What does it say in the reddiquette about complaining about downvotes ? Haha I stopped mentioning this because this was usually the response : I thought the movie was about basketball for some reason and was like Wrong sides I've been putting it off I'm holding you personally responsible every time I find myself singing the theme from Abby's Flying Fairy school aloud at work . Jerk On the subject of elementary school gym activities , fuck hula hooping I would totally be there . But all we have right now is mike's hard lemonade your doing it wrong You know , except for Newton What , are you saying heteros don't fist ? Only when it's 3 in the morning . I actually got a Christian to admit once that they would own slaves . According to them , " If god personally told me to do it , I would . " Do you procrasterbation ? I'm flaking now , down in south bay , and just left work . Also noticed you didn't use the Not Sure meme correctly . " ATM * machines * " Yeah , that was my thought . I asked Cleverbot if he heard of Harry Potter he said no and later when I told him it was time for troubleshooting he hid under his invisibility cloak how clever you did another mirror pic mainstream post What ? Can't you really find competitive online first-person shooters ? Yay ! Let's parade the transsexuals * out and have a good laugh ! Maybe there will be a good fight ! / sarcasm Yup , because those heavy ass bicycles are great at setting off weight sensors to turn the light green . Dear god ... Is this a troll post ? Fucking dodge redditor for 10 days Exactly , in SC : BW , the AI had a problem moving as a group ( Dragoons you had to write just one word out of that , and you fucked it up . The article doesn't mention anime once . They are , but the main reason they are there is to throw religious zealots into jail . Most people will give a Medical applications ? I think you mean your in laws use almost a koku of rice . I had to put a cage around my jade plant to keep the cat from putting teeth marks in all of the leaves . Don't forget the disenfranchising of the dead , illegal aliens and felons . Taking off Suarez ? Rochester , NY . The Genesee ... what beautiful water we have . Ooooh . Didn't even realize there was more stuff up there . Thanks ! When I asked my mum what she got in terms of benefits , she said they rejected her child benefit application because she had a working husband . What a glorious benefit system they had back then . hahaha :D .. No Yeah , with the r-spec Genesis coupes and sedans , the Veloster , Equuis and others I see what you mean . The smell of sweat and grease is kind of to be expected with most gamers tho Scumbag astronauts , been in space so long , they think earth's gravity does not apply to them ... It seems like minecraft is starting to get some inspiration from terraria now . I love playing these 2 games because they both started on the same basic idea and now have evolved into 2 great games . Fortress craft just kinda ... happened , though ... who in their right mind would use an iPhone to make a rage comic ? My will shall state that I am to be taxadermized with this face Who knocks before entering their own house ? So you post it on the internet ? MUST ... NOT ... CRY .... This is crazy , you're 17 ... I'm curious who " they " are as well . I see no resemblance between Gary and Tyra which is why I though he used the Anyone see someone posting a racist stereotypical title to a harmless picture ? My hands are fucking sweating from just looking at this . Not even the last two ? .......... Honey where have you been all day ? I've tried calling but you didn't pick up . Why did I click that The numbers don't add up , assuming that there are 10,000 , 000 workers currently , that would mean 5,000 , 000 workers first jobs were McDonalds jobs . What the fuck is wrong with you ? Oh you now have got that song in my head by the tings tings ... How about a chopper crew of more than the pilot ? Reminds me of when I tried to call Best Buy about TIE Fighter . They said no one there had heard of the band . With aliens ... Jackhammer Jesus And when was the last time you ' checked ' ? I just don't understand . If you want to simplify the process that much , why not just go buy a six pack ? Just stare at them till they feel uncomfortable and take it off . How in the fucking fuck ? What do you mean , ' people like that ? ' They better have gotten a hug . dont steal ur moms herb , thats not very ent-like Nice try * I * took this photo ! You stole my karma Agreed ! We all know that physics is a scam Wait a minute . I've been out of the loop . When and why the fuck did Blue leave the team ? He seemed the most enthusiastic of them all . your cat is totally making this face at whoever is working the camera : " Never regret anything , because at one time it was exactly what you wanted " Skate park when I was 14 I can fix that problem . During my first pap smear the doctor kept saying he wanted TUNA for lunch . But ... but ... chiggers . So rather then spending 1min setting up a VPN , you waited 6months ? It involves inaccurate stereotypes of gays and rape , what the hell do you mean not off color and offensive ? The most highly-rated site has an affiliate link ... oh god personally i like your father-in-laws version better , it made me bust out laughing , and the people at the part , i assume were I'd assume because NYC is as congested as it is already , however , I do agree that permits for peaceful , public protests doesn't seem right . ESPECIALLY since it gives them the ability to deny said permit if it is something they do not like . You'd better not mean the Hedgie . I worked for a market research company , and we once did a survey that asked how many states / who were the first and fifth U . S . presidents / who is on the $ 20 , etc . The results were very depressing . I like how that's the part you're suspicious of , not the part where he shoves it up his ass . I have the same problem with A & W and Red Robin ಠ_ಠ and another ಠ_ಠ for taking 6 hours to get a no moon 4 u . A Creationist museum ? Don't tell me ... Your housemate is Boxer . I know , I know .. Banging a 9 year old was just taken out of context , right ? He's asking you for a picture , which is fair . Technically this should be an AMAA . * Feline anal * I now have 5 360 controllers and only use one . You should have saved it for later I did all that work to see a smudge on a lens ? May I ask if it is possible to encounter a Soviet Redditor ? May I ask if it is possible to encounter a Soviet Redditor ? How is this on the front page ? Yah , why did it fitted ? Neither are mushrooms . Same here ... Definitely not what I was expecting I read it right before high school . You know , at the age where the other kids think that it's a book about how to be black . This guy is try harding like fuck Surprisingly its not high at all for me , just sometimes lag I have to wonder what exactly you're being discriminated against . You didn't actually name anything . If you're basing this view entirely on what you have been seeing on television I'm going to give you one of these Yeah , I've had my doubts about the service until I tried it out , then I ended up subscribing to Playpack on the very first day . My friend is like that . Always blaming others when in face he's the one doing poorly , and then he expect me to back him up If I'm involved , the wasps only get one sting ... hence the delete That's the Endermens ' job . Is he ... yep , he is . So Amy gave birth to the doctor ? A 20 - something HUMAN gave birth to a 900 - something TIMELORD ? Dont visit a doctor who subreddit during the end of a season ? Not everyone is a genius . " liquid velvet rolled down every notch of my spine " The nose Oh , don't gimme no where the hell was the spoiler tag ? No throwing tables or flipping text please ... Asshole litmus test . ... and does it recycle ? A spliff to me is the same as a joint . I've heard people call weed spliff before but it makes me " surely a classic " = " soviet gas heat " Get out of my brain ! The toddler's not the scumbag . * you're * the scumbag for not using a condom , and blaming your kid . Fuck everything about this ... They should do the entire spread of the world atlas in one massive picture Military family background here , I'm a huge fan of eye contact . However I'm also a fan of reading people and knowing when I'm being too pushy with my eye contact usage . I suppose I can make an exception on the second part for the week . I am disappointed to not find any Cubism jokes in here . Never . If they're problematic for you , you're doing wrong . Or Mad Max He didn't switch the tapes on accident . And he wasn't " sleeping " . * looks at username * Do you really not know what Homestar Runner is . Yes . Cancer Rack in a price check thread ? Alright , sir . I have to cite you for failure to yield . Next time you find yourself getting your ass handed to you in an argument you didn't need to start in the first place , maybe you'll think twice before plowing onward like an octogenarian driving through a farmers ' market . My dad told me about my mom , and when I one day confronted her , she said that he was gay for a few years . My reaction : no , and nice camel toe Jeremy Kyle also .... You Will become a Legend My son , What do * you * mean ' dark-colored ? ' I've seen it done before . any idea how to actually get it right ? Flavour Flav is my favourite rapper of colour .... The multiple coin blocks Whenever a person walks into a bar and asks for a beer . For some reason I HATE that cube car with the asymmetrical back window . Nice try , Rick Perry . First you call it a Ponzi Scheme , and now this . You've sunk to a new low . just get yourself a bolt ... dont worry , every fucking bolt just so happens to fit in the bottom of your camera ! They question why you're being polite to another human being ? .... sweet ! I only just manged to suppress my laughter into a half cough and still got the Sadly , it'll probably happen to some extent , though I don't think it'll ever get to the amount of bullshit MySQL had . I hope people migrating to PostgreSQL get enough Is it just me or does anyone else find the most offensive part of this the fact Facebook let's you post such a long status update He was acting like Borat at the time . Therefore , Hugh Laurie rescued * Borat . * A tempting offer ... let me think it ove-NO . Fuck , why do I keep saying mobius instead of Möbius ? It's nowhere near similar I've just been sent that song . An Englishman without his socks on ? I just want to know why lead is a hell of a drug Settle down . My old landlord caught me and the girl I was banging on the side , together shortly after finishing ( I'm sure he could have heard her if he was downstairs . ) Awkwardness ensued . She wasn't the brightest , so she introduced herself as my cousin . This didn't save Mrs . Doubtfire's marriage YOU ARE NO LONGER INNOCENT NOR A STRANGER . For yet another time , I didn't She played with animals .. You're whining about * library dependencies ? * FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU stupid Xbox 360 . I have the 4GB Slim and apparently I need a hard drive to be able to play Xbox games . Not only to save but even to fucking play them . Bah . A credit to the * Protoss * race You can You have zero sympathy for people that kill themselves ? it's like voting in real life . it barely makes a difference which ever way you vote . HAHAHAHHAHA What do you mean by " red " ? The WSJ ? Today I saw a 2-3 year old with fat folds . And it wasn't baby fat . Today I saw a 2-3 year old with fat folds . And it wasn't baby fat . i sea what you did there that's not an easter egg it's a crowbar . that's not an easter egg it's a crowbar . that's not an easter egg it's a crowbar . Nope , mine just sits at the edge of the bed going " I have very controversial feelings about this post . " Downloads a file to your computer . " Some of those comments . Dear Notch : Why does the mob who steals blocks gotta be black ? The wife and I just stared at each other ---> ಠ_ಠ I took a " Topics in Psuedoscience " class from a Dr of Chemistry . Day one he professed himself a devout Christian and declared religion completely separate from science . I A boner because tits : how original and unique . > This is why you don't date mormons . Looks like the Big Macs caught up with them . Really in my experience it's a matter of convention . 9am and drinking a can of Jaguar ? get ready for Oh No ! Looks like an overgrown dog . Hey 15 year old are pretty serious nowadays ... Not in the UK store Posts a picture instead of a self-link . My grandpa's in Woodfin , he talks about the bears rooting around the church dumpster . Better there than in his tree . Channel OPerator IT'S " YOU'RE " GOD DAMN IT [ ] ( / abwut " Who's been telling the girls that complimenting a guy would make them a creeper ? What is this I don't even . Anivia is also not amused . You heartless bastard . Alien Blue HD just crashed trying to reply to this . I think we all know why * YOU * think this is funny , anyway I hear she may be releasing a new book ... I can't seem to find any info on it anywhere , though . If only I knew what it was called The date is supposed to be the day you " publish " or turn in your essay . I got about halfway through and then discovered that there are bits missing " buena noche " en singular siempre se me ha hecho raro Why are you telling people about how you like it in the butt ? You don't want to feel the * burn * of my love ? Actions per 43 seconds . Blizzard never changed " faster " to normal time from BW , even though it is the normal speed on the ladder . so that's what the dummy is for ? Heavy pocket eh ? either too much ... or not enough > PS : I was talking to pbtifo not you And the next day his wife murdered him for letting the rabbit dig a 2meter tunnel in her garden . > humm .. i think you may be the one personalizing now . i used " usually at a [ 10 ] i can barely comprehend whats happening on television , let alone drive an automobile ... First I was like ʘ ‿ ʘ , then I was like Am I the only one that went BULL FUCKING SHIT when that chick " Maniac " was like , nahh I'm not on drugs ? ! Posted by a lesbian Isn't 3 shots a distress signal ? We are not amused . No one will know That's my joke . Then he really started it by trying to kill them . I'm Think the only way to settle this fairly is to have a Mortal Kombat Tournament . I'm not talking about the game either is that the reddit alien praying ? The wife's stare Not to mention the double dog dare thank you fat ancestors ! Sure we do: Psychology put in practice ... On groups mostly .. Even though the field often is legitimate studying that shit can be seriously Picard and Data are the same lol , that's hella cute . reminds me of the chocobo dungeon rpg thingy and the good ol racing one . Just glad that they kept the cute stuff for the critters and not the female characters . I'd lose respect once Final Fantasy goes moe ' ... People ' liked ' his status updates . This always bugged me about your post . That is a screenshot of Halo 3 I see your Lackey and raise you an AJ Burnett . You commented on it ? As I slowly browse r / new , I quickly realize that every other post is a kitty or puppy . Oh COME ON Those tight pants on that website had me so distracted it took 10 minutes to read that I couldnt help but notice your last name is extremely similar to mine ... I read that as " regardless of how eager " . > Ok , so you think we should redraw the map based on who controlled the area hundreds of years ago ? Then I guess most of America goes back to the Native Americans The guy around 1:13 This thread . I think the biggest disappointment of all was the * * korean * * shooter at Virginia Tech . Only 32 kills ! ? My save page is crowded with nsfw links i save at work but never remember to check . TIL that the creeper clutch is the opposite of hover hands . This is still better than penetration from political groups ! Imagine all the santorum ... PC , contacting them now . Wow 1 hour and 20 minute wait , not quite fast so very articulate and wise .... :p ictures barc 0de headbutting into the worlds strongest man's stomach : Ya bro . I'm totally psyched for the next 9 and a half months of grey ... Forgotten headphones + jock jams in gym = hearing the grunts and " ahh's " of the guy curling on the squat rack I just quoted the last line of the youtube video you linked . This is the one , most apropos chance to use " bitches , " and you use " dogs " ? So there really were 200 + witches in Salem ? Huh , never knew that . Or that witches existed . Mexico ... this is why you can't have nice things . And I'm sure they see nothing wrong with this . Thought it might be a helpful resource . Sorry for wasting your time . * * WOOO * * I'm not alone ! You're sat there being entertained by something like Futurama and then they just burst into song Me too ecstasy and mdma are not the same thing So we can bomb people for oil but not freedom ? Blame it on my distracting facebook chat . Took me 5 minutes to write one sentence here . Thinking of getting into cycling . Why did I read this thread What year is it ? Shocking ! I bet you're the first ever ! For shame I've opened up $ 450 dollars worth of crates and at least 70 % of my unboxes have been paint Has only been a Redditor for an hour ? ? I love that they're all going Your wife's been creeping around ? For years I used to say " pruition " instead " fruition " . No one ever corrected me . I heard fruition used in a movie and thought that can't be the same word . Looked it up and instantly had At school later this week we have what do you want to be when you grow up day ( I'm a highschool senior The e-mail I received said the law was only applicable in certain jurisdictions . Careful , the lawyers know how to use screen shots . Being a geek means I'm obliged to enjoy memes ? You NEVER tell your friends , gf / bf , family , etc about reddit . EVER . No souces cited and really biased . Wow a lot of Stanford students on reddit . Humans and Machines ? I think I was there too . I took notes on a sheet of paper HOW ABOUT IF YOU'RE MATURE ENOUGH TO STICK YOUR DICK IN BETWEEN THOSE LEGS , YOU GET THE BALLS TO PUT A RUBBER ON IT ? ? ? buuuuuuuuullshit . it's gotta be the girl's fault . Don't know if I should laugh or Dating site at 17 When I start petting our male dog he'll walk inbetween my legs then stop so I can pet his butt . That rotoscope sucks . For an odd reason , I do , and I'm only 17 Where's a table-flipping novelty account when you " need " him ? I guess in the meantime ... [ ] ( / berry ) I don't smoke , except rarely while drinking . This picture makes me want to smoke . It's shit like this . fucking hipsters ლ ( And so speaketh the trailer park … For some reason the medium looks nicer to me Did the first part of your post say that you like hanging around old people because you get to see a lot of death ? Tesla sucks A Downvote , really ? i will still laughing at other things when i got to this text and you made me feel bad . > " the kid i'm sharing a bed with " Why would you buy a legendary skin for something you have never / rarely played ? girl on right : Great .. Now I have to see Watchmen again ! Cheezburger link Then we must question why iNinjaMan is so knowledgeable on the male cheerleader's appendage Not sure if it would be better or worse to kill it first . what . the . fuck . > You like cats , because you're a car guy .. makes complete sense ! * * I'm a Adult ? Yeah , that's the only one Seems legit ..... " Especially in backwards countries like the US . " Not sure if serious . He is slower , I just popped in FIFA 11 to give it a whirl and Evra was beating most right backs ( I started a few different games to test ) . In 12 however , I was getting beat by Paul Scharner THIS . I never worked on one but just came back from one on Norweigian and it was amazing how little Americans knew of any country , including Canada . Multiple people on this ship prior to boarding didn't realise that their passports had to be valid for at least six months if they wanted to travel to the Caribbean and they then proceeded to argue that their American citizenship should allow them to go wherever they want . But this still comes back to the ridiculous notion that by saving 1 * second * every minute it justifies weeks / months of getting to grips with something like vim . And as for these boxes that only have vi and ed : WHERE IS THE JAPANESE LOLI PICS ? I CAME FOR THE PICS , WHERE ARE THEM nothing survives oil Yeah it was the only game ( in my experience ) that utilized the fire selector switch . I hate when i hit the RL button and the gun fires though So the endermen proof mob grinder I have built using stone slabs has been a waste of time Lamb & Mint ? Cajun Squirrel ? Well now someone has . Like to be spanked This is kind of freaking me out guys [ obvious trolls are obvious Nice to know .. But I am a dude ...... Knowing the work of Gainax , I'm partially excited and partially frighted So not only was he being a dick to ZB , but Zach's spelling was perfectly valid ? Double lame . Jeezus DELETE WORLD ? ? That's fucking harsh ! I don't like this hardcore mode ... I don't like it at all ... .... I think you hang out with the wrong women . Your female friend needs to shut her whore mouth ... no offense I'm sure she is a nice lady and all , but But I'm OCD about updating my apps and even if I hide it I'll know it's there . I hate my OCD I'm also 14 . Greetings from the 93ºF north bay . Lovely fall weather we're having isn't it . 2 friends of mine are voting republican because their parents are republican is hitting all of 3 buttons really that annoying I'm curious as to how you meant it The first ever porn , the first scene has pissing fetish On behalf of your English professors : Those are some preety interesting friends you got there damn i want to be paired up with timok ... i cant find a book on lotus notes anywhere ! " Abnormal " is not a good word DP Library Your username and topic alarm me ... Well then . If my cat didn't have a nut sack . I remember this from 8th grade ! It looks like I have a lot of IP farming to do ... so that's why they're called ' The Browns ? ' " Professional " reviews All of this comments I do I should of said that ! Fucking team killers It didn't happen . Did anyone else immediately divide 1,561 by 27 to see how the writer calculated TV years ? ( It's not an integer . Shut it down NOW ! It went right through . It may be your tatoo , but it is clearly a firefighter on one knee . Yeah , * from her grave * Yeah , but the 99 % of this site that lurks in the creepy friendzone * definitely does * ... I have no problems with this image . Almost posted something similar today but was afraid it'd get downvoted . Thank you . This really does get old . We get it , you like an actor or musician . That's 2 professions . Think of more I'm sure there is , but ... I won't be living at home inna couple years Mmmm , tasty orange and green penis . Wait ... what do you mean " that isn't normal " ? Thank u . I think . Games with water levels always make me feel claustrophobic as fuck . I can't shoot a gun underwater I finally understand ! ! Thank you for opening my eyes Ahhh the justice system Very reasonable ; however , pulling the " Some families in America actually struggle " card and spending your last penny on cigarettes gets a Dude , TMI Yeah I figured as much .. Ahh well - we eagerly await the release of iOS 5 .. It seems that all the most talented artists that reddit promotes happen to be attractive teenage girls . Coincidence ? This is the look of disapproval , The new layout is great ! Makes up for the April Fools one ... Oh yeah , so it does . I tried to find a solution to my fitness problem and was told I was in the wrong thread . True , but they give you the age of the offender , the date of the offense ( so you can figure out their age at the time ) , the nature of the offense , and the age of the victim . It's relatively easy to figure out if someone may be wrongly listed . But I just looked up my neighborhood and there was a guy convicted of exposure and indecent touching of a 9 year old ... when he was 45 . Copy everything to a Mac formatted drive title ... " Yeah ... I love how the chick just falls to her knees and starts screaming ! " ........................... Just don't do it on my account ! Keep your inverted filth away from my saved settings ! Assault with the intent to penetrate . Um , yeah . they're going to make it for 14 years Hah ! Look at the front , that guy brought a blo - wait . His parents named him " Hello " I'm viewing this on my phone , and before zooming in to see the image I actually thought " Wow that chick on the left has great tits . " Then I WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST POST THAT ? Paint it again . i figured it out , it was an firefox addon called remove it permanently . i don't remember when or why i installed it , but i know it wasn't to get rid of reddit comments When people blow their nose right next to me . 80 minutes ... Not a problem ! If you have any other questions , feel free to add me on XBL or PM me , and ill try and answer the best I can . I'm between mic's right now ( thanks cats My cat gave me This is exactly the same as the unfixed ! I want to did you bought her 64 slot server ? No ... We dont . I think it's fair to say whatever I was expecting , I wasn't expecting that . " Shopping block " ? i have a 997 and i've driven a few supercars ... there's really nothing like driving a 911 . how many of you have actually driven one ? I'm pretty sure you said that in another thread , too . I will make it my goal to become your future arch-nemesis ( a la Simon Phoenix vs . John Spartan in ' Demolition Man ' ) . I'm filling out my Alcor forms now , with the instruction to be revived the same day you are . really ... tradition based ... So how does someone in the building across the street know to start filming that exact parking spot the second that happens ? This bitch looks like she has teh downs ..... You read a story about a failed birthing .... and that makes you want to play the game ? ? ? i refuse ....... Yeah . Wow you had to tack a number on the end of your username , you should be proud of your creativity ! Like a plumber ? well for starters you're on reddit , so thats a start to finding many exciting things . :D or just losing time My friend and I spent well over an hour trying to proceed with the first level of Tomb Raider ( the original from 1996 ) . We didn't realise the funny bar on the wall was a lever that you can pull . Until you get lung cancer . A robot is beating me ... beating all of us ? link ? proof ? what ? If it's older than 3 months and not in the top 100 of all time it is allowed . You can also report reposts taking photos while driving ... passenger waving arms in front of driver to take photo while driver is driving ... still Sweatpants are for lounging on my couch only . I used to have a friend who would wear sweatpants with a pair of board shorts over the top . Respect her choice . Don't make her do anything she doesn't want to do . You're making ents look bad . You do realize it's called PREmenstrual Syndrome , right ? At the moment , Raysfan 39 . Please tell me those oddly interconnected series of h's isn't a real word ... I hate that , people wear hats for a reason , would you like it if I stole your pants and played keep away ? " But my pants keep my legs warm and not naked ! " Then stay the fuck away from my hat . this is not craigslist how do you not know forthewolfx Well that's not a repost that's a crosspost Spoiler alert ? Oh but there's an explanation ! Well now that makes it okay . Sorry bout the trouble folks . Shit , now I have to think of original content for this winter Hi , I interview analysts who generally start at an on-target earnings of $ 175-200 k . If they have skills , that is all that matters . You , on the other hand , sound like a very petty person with a small amount of power lording it over access to a nonsense job Great . Reddit finally gets some publicity and its about / r / jailbait . You're essentially asking a ( might I say , pretty cute ) trans girl in a transgender forum whether she is transgender . You see why the question is kinda Fuck that play I want to know what cooter refers too Then I think all porsches fit the bill for : You're supposed to be asleep . why would you open the bag like that No zoom . Lets rush Mcom using this dark tunnel on the side , my good friend * * I second this ^ THIS Steel becomes malleable before the melting point Great smile , great pictures , all round thumbs up . I feel a bit creepy-old to be finding you attractive . Hey , you misspelled fla ... I wont go so far as to say Terrans starting with max supply of 11 while the other races start with max of 10 is imbalance ... no , roundeyes : Where is the actual poll data Gotta love reddit . * " We gotta dress up nice . Polos and khakis . " * A naive idiot ? Nice one THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME . mean look of disapproval > It seems that all the most talented artists that ~ ~ reddit ~ ~ * any place with a large male population * promotes happen to be attractive teenage girls . Coincidence ? No . Hey , I want jets with bombs ... Because they've already given away enough free stuff Yeah and all we do is talk about DSLR's He has a nose like the Koosalagoopagoop Somehow , that pisses me off more than their actual slander of Reddit . They didn't even take the time to look at their own website . Or she could , you know , just be herself and be happy with it . Gosh , I wish footytube was HTML 5 . On an iPad at the moment . Really shouldn't have found that as funny as I did Oh god , THAT puzzle . But why isn't there MOOOOARRR ಠ_ಠ I'm Romanian and my name is Mob.Problem ? i want to hate fuck your throat . ... og så er der dem der ikke har haft tid til at være udenfor Related Articles : PETA to launch porn site My girlfriend makes me open them every time we want cinnamon or crescent rolls .. I seriously hope the people who are taking this serious are either joking or really , really high . That gun is the stupidest thing I have ever seen . because there are people inside ........... being allergic to soap ( and soap free soaps Work for one of their call centers , learned about that from the customers before my managers even knew about it . Well , it * was * ... Your title is why we cannot have nice things Not a single bro is seen there TROLL answer , or borderline fail on the exam . > I see * panoramically * Columbus , Ga ? Happened here about a year ago . On a side note a friend in middle school used to take a shit and wipe his feces all over playground equipment . Every dungeon with zombies . I fucking hate zombies ... That's the joke I think you mean " look of * dis * approval . " Here's yours : Here's mine : And by pizza , he means 14 year old girls I see what you did there This is absolutely THE epitome of first world problems . Loose at XBOX ? Better coke a kid . Pues parece que las fotos son solo sugerentes , no hay desnudos , al menos en ese subreddit . Ahora bien , en algunos estados de México las menores pueden dar su consentimiento para una relaci ón sexual desde los 12 años ( te estoy viendo Oaxaca > Also , talking in a men's restroom when not absolutely needed ... I have discovered that women love to be naked . Just not around me . Discovered my right interruptor brake lever was borked at some point during the day too Hate when west is behind the plate . This is why I play heavy . The internet is not the beach or a pool there would've been many more cases of rape on city buses , if only you'd known Stop dividing by zero STFU guys we want to keep the site a secret [ ] ( / b24 " And what in tarnation is that supposed to mean ? " ) So that'shre my pumpkin shit went In which we lost You owe me a new keyboard Aren't you ranting about rants ? The three " Who names an asian guy Reggie ! ? Nah , I doubt most redditers will transfer their credit card balances elsewhere . I go to uni in the UK It was tongue-in-cheek ... * * I type my analysis in bold because it's better than anyone else's Both ... Radcliffe scares the bejeezus out of me ... Where the fuck do you work and live , man ? Someone bitching over a decent balance patch . Wow . > I got to look at the specs of the computers for the registers and they had 200 mb of ram Fuck everything about this . obligatory : How should you go about obtaining iron bars anyway ? I STILL DON'T FUCKING GET WHY COD IS M RATED . " Sci fi at its best " + Voyager = You can't VATS in mid air I'd happily use KDE if it didn't consume 60 % of my RAM . Maybe they thought she could walk and you guys were making light of the situation - - or maybe they're just a bunch of dicks soooo ... where dem pics At 2:12 he picks up , and body slams * * * Jason Witten * * * ... And yet you still have time to comment , potentially misleading others in the process . Love how that wettabix commercial has 200 upvotes and this has 4 . Fuck yeah r / dubstep keep being awesome .... " Today , it's easy it imagine a McDonald's with a stone fireplace , hardwood floors and ambient lighting . " > then stood it next to a space heater overnight . Bitch , don't dis the crocs . I find the thought that you have access to dead kittens disturbing I was afraid this story would take a sexual innuendo turn for the worse . You want to drown your children for not wanting to take a bath ? Uncool . was ... was woody fucking a llama ? Do what ? Be loud and argue in public and divide up the fanbase ? I do really like that this subreddit is " clean " , so to speak , but every site gets to determine for itself what its standards are and Youtube has always just been a clusterfuck . A simple its not racism if its satire Take it off and frame it . Was about to say something like ' of course , if you like / liked their music ' , but then I saw the ' no LP in box ' same thing happens to me every thanksgiving I concur . You as well . wow , you really got perspective nailed down don't you .... He's not complaining , just Because they are fucking japanese . Yeah but you're an American citizen that doesn't give a shit , and since half of the population seems to posses that same attitude ; I'd say that people like you are a large part of the problem . Mojang have spent their time developing complex algorithms that generate beautiful and varied landscapes and vistas stretching as far as the eye can see and creating a virtual world around 8x the size of Earth for you to explore ... And you want to spend more time underground ? HEY ! Get out of here , I said no ! > With hardcore mode this game is terrible They work great and last forever as long as you aren't knocking them onto the floor all the time like my last roommate That police officer needs to be fired . What the ... I made that ! Yeah , people investing in alternative energy is really going to fuck us . Empty your trash ? .... i see what you did there Unlawful use of weapons , possession of a pipe bomb yes ... I put this up in the hope of making the front page , you are right . Extreme .... Cello ... Don't know why I didn't think about it like that . It could be possible meaning . I just hope they don't start talking about [ 12 ] I didnt know 99 % of people in the US were unemployed , or in a horrible financial situation Fedoras and DC skate shoes I too had Peyton Manning and David Garrard . I'm getting smoked in this league . Rex Grossman and Matthew Hasselbeck . that was probably the most derp LMFAO , what did the retards expect when they decided to block off the Brooklyn bridge ? Oh hey dasweb . I put a tag next to your name a few months ago . You shut down your anarchy minecraft server for no reason and ignored all contact with your players This , minus the trying to look cool part . I always wondered why people would come up to me when I'm walking / sitting and be all like , " OMGEE ! ! Are you okay ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! D: " And I'd just be all " I wasn't aware that there is a law against inconveniencing someone . What the fuck did I just read ? ... done ? the " I " isnt even close to the " d " Isn't Jafar constantly macking on the princess and trying to forcibly marry her ? Umm , I'm pretty sure he survived that . uploaded by the fakeandgay channel Anderson Cooper ... hey notch .... thats a great idea you came up with ... but why did you come here and do this overly elaborate image instead of implementing it into the game I love how god went bat-shit crazy when a bunch of folks built a small tower by today's standards , but he's totally cool with us building our modern skyscrapers & amp ; traveling to outer space . That dude doesn't sound mentally imbalanced at all . We should all worship him . Cheese head . Packers fan . does anyone notice the make up ? Went to high school in my hometown When you said " want to go for a ride ? " my dog went nuts . Thanks . you mean the poor people in NYC that have cars ? This happened to me when I was taking a shit due to the sudden release of a massive turd . I remember 15 minutes into sleep one night , it happened 5 MOTHREFUCKING TIMES Hey ! Watch your language . Yuck ... Take your chance and kill both with one shoe ... > Did you get paid for it ? Because if not then its just being lazy . A Kiwi agrees :D . Btw if anyone does a " [ FIXED ] " and it's upside down , I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FLIP YOU OVER AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT ! IT'S OVER USED AND NOT EVEN FUNNY I beg to differ . and you can't make a 2 box flowchart yourself ? Got dumped by my girlfriend when 11.04 came out , Any time a character " dies " , someone gives them CPR and just sit up , spit out water / comb their frazzled hair / whatever . Everything is back to normal . They're extremely healthy and their fat is unsaturated . Amazing food even though 1 KG of almonds has * gasp * ~ 6,000 kcal . Kids his age should not be smoking weed Yet again , just like with shitty ports ... consoles fucking with my PC gaming . How dare regular people ' infringe ' on the industry's right to print money ! I think you missed the joke Not since Noah forget to bring them on the Ark . Do American kids have a dinosaur phase ? My cat is exactly like this . It's okay , you probably weren't using them * looks at username * ... I have no idea what you're talking about , I've never seen that couch before in my life . Prove that I've seen it before , you don't have any evidence . I have no clue how to type that face I'm not really sure either , copypasta I don't think that's the question she asked . Holy shit , that thing is STARING at me .... now we're gonna have all those hipster fitnesscirclejerkers . " I liked FCJ before pics of BYUKID's wife were promised " Yeah , thx OP for pointing that out ... Really ? You don't know who Neil Patrick Harris is ? Make that * early * 90s To " protect " the protestors ? So our armed forces are , in uniform with their own rogue political motives , going to prevent law enforcement from performing their duties ? Sounds like a greeeaaaat plan to me that is definitely what i was thinking ....... Bros before Hoes hmm .. i see what you did there They don't teach sarcasm in homeschool , do they ? People call me a homophobe , but I'm fine with gay people , I just find it annoying when gay people go out of their way to tell you that they are gay . Saying you're going to receive - 15821958921 8529 downvotes while complaining about sensationalization ... They look like inkjet printers I don't know what's more impressive ; the fact that this exists or the fact that a serving size is ONE COOKIE Awful lot of downvoting in this thread Don't worry , it is mine now . They're not protesting against people who make a lot of money You still haven't answered my question . You're merely dodging . Singed style = 22 ? Wearing briefs ? This : The unedited version is far worse . But those are the best kind . How are thoes funny answers ? No shit ! Fucking 4chan . I clicked this and got a porno pop-under with audio . I just happened to be browsing reddit on my laptop while visiting my parents for the weekend . They were sitting just a few feet away . Because the message is entirely literal and all the protesters care about is fighting the buildings on Wall Street . Lol my friend who lives in Oregon now keeps saying Nigger when she comes back to California . > And also Cyborg's shotty plagerism work . He never changes You got some classy comments on here Eli > Hey , why don't you just take the cat and quit being a dick . I see what they did there . do you really cum sprinkles ? The refs have been bananas in a lot of games today . The Steelers / Texans game was especially ... surreal Good of him to speak up .... what ... a week after he's dead . Classy as usual . Then I got confused about all the congratulations . Will call is an 8 hour drive away ... Sounds like me . I had to stop once my dog started going wild animal on my trash can every month . Cesc Fabregas , Hamstring , 3 weeks , * * still needs a haircut * * I wonder what kind of care he's taking with that cat . That would make one hell of a mess Why is the 1st quarter taking almost an hour to complete ? Wow , never would have seen that coming . i love how it says as seen on reddit : front page yet you still post it anyway The password is changed again in class Did the Ref just troll us ? ! ? Get the hell off my lawn ! ! At first I read this as you getting your daughter pregnant and this was the result . > What's the opposite of You're clearly new to reddit I assumed a negative response because , although I've seen posts like this before get upvotes , I assume people are growing tired of them . They get really popular , people say " hey yeah , knock it off " and then nothing changes Ugh . Republicans Wait ... why would she lick her fingers ? > I can see similarities between Atheists who try to ' convert ' others and mainstream religions and the religious mindset and that just makes me I was imagining a pair of really hot Greek chicks ( because I have no idea who's Adonis ) til you mentioned how you went down on him , so for a moment I was like it's two guys sucking each other off ? if you search well enough , you will find many njit ' professors ' on youtube ... " It's called * FTFY * FBI ... " COMIC SANS On the bright side he thinks you're worth creeping on . Also why was your mom watching you in the shower " And cilantro is kind of like the parsley for these countries in the East ... " What . The . Fuck . This is some serious nightmare material If it didn't have the title , this wouldn't belong in r / gaming Are ... are you telling me that the headaches I experienced ( when using active-shutter glasses ) aren't real ? Seriously ? The teacher was the worst one You mean to tell me people still 4Gate post -1.4 ? So ... you raped her . Of course it could be * exactly like the movie * . The only black character ... and they use Jynx as the pok émon . the more I scroll down .... Just because you were bad at it dosn't mean it wasn't good Um , are you sure it wasn't an 18lb baby ? It's only a matter of time ... so im not the only one starting to think that talon might be OP No you haven't , because * it does not exist . * I'm sure that so many people just starting out will be learning some Primus Maybe if the douche put down the camera and turned the water off , she might actually get in the tub . Wait a minute . If your hubby is away .... Who took the picture ? Yes I'm aware that ` unsafePerformIO ` has type ` IO a -> a ` . Sure it's pure . Pure evil . My argument made the top post of the front page . I'd argue it's not a minority opinion I'm pretty confused too . It was well-received , but it didn't happen I know right . For how many people liked it last time , it's weird that nothing has changed His ? Must ... Not ... Fall for it . Mr . Luck , dont you have a paper to write ? ... " total access " I dunno . I mean , if a cute guy said it to me I would probably be ok with it . * But * , I'm a girl and I would say that I am not bad looking . I tried this on a guy and it did not work . someone downvoted all your comments , and it wasn't me . I've only been a redditor for a short-while .. But these faces intrigue me ... I never knew there were alternative versions of " Over her dead body . Ask a stranger . Walk to a nearby store . Call on your fairy godparents . In the post I explain that It's not exactly a hidden gem . Alone the youtube trailer has over 1M views . I can't figure out why the elves are allowed to cut down trees , and sell logs and wooden materials , but they get pissed when we cut down trees and accidentally sell them a bin . Where did you get the blanket from during the party ? You forgot to mention , they both got their arms reattached I see what you did there . I lost the bet Reddit I don ´ t get it . Why do the baby cows have horns and udder ? oh you're just a hoot aren't you and the top one is a nun . Apparently it makes more sense to document an important political movement with a disposable rather than using the camera you already own Leave a stern note . Thumbnail looked better ... If your Mom asks to see your erect penis .... citing wikipedia as evidence ... * * Daily Mail * * Oh yeah I hate that one . You also see it in movies all the time . If a woman harasses a man , that man ought to consider himself lucky So your friend is now in corporate marketing at Kimpton . Did you seriously just say " nope " to Shostakovitch # 5 ? ! ? I never want to be that close to George Carlin's face again ... I like that you put a diamond block over lava . Ants deter you from free pizza when you are drunk ? At first I was like You're friends with a pedophile . Fiji water as a naughty professor , i'll meet up with you . At first I was like : Is … is that a threat to chloroform her ? Oh , jesus ... those teeth I see what you did there ... Edit : replied to wrong comment At first I was all : That ............ what ......... You buy Minecraft right now . Wyre Flash for NV has functionality to make the entire install portable , I believe . Don't quote me on that though . No . Humping the ground does * not * count . So if a guy promised you eternal salvation for $ 1000 , but offered you no evidence , would you do it ? If your answer was no , congrats , you are like most rational people . If your answer was yes than Finding chests of TNT and griefing , no doubt . wait a minute Hey , you have something in common with my wife ! I thought she was the only one . She also likes the singer Meatloaf I don't know what half the stuff ralfy says tastes like ... myrrh ? Yeah sure I eat myrrh all the time ... Do you feel better about yourself now , douchebag ? Yeah you say that , then the next thing you know you're bringing your cows down If they're FAT they're defective . Smokestacks ? ? ? It's not a photograph .... It does ship to Australia ? Where did you get this impression from ? Crumbs ? Crumbs of what ? ! ... and you took that screen cap from a moving vehicle . This thread is a whole lot of She puts on a bra and panties that she drew on with sharpie , and this post gets more upvotes than a costume I spent months on Hey cool , my problem was definitely that I wasn't paranoid enough . * * All I can think of is this face on my penis : Funny that the quality of the sex isn't related at all to how happy you are with your partner . I kept that axe too ! On my Shaman ... I have dreams where I kick pregnant women in the stomach ... Why would free speech and assembly be any less respected in Egypt ( well ... You people need to get out more ... wait ... the fuck am I saying ... im talking to goddamn redditors When I was in middle school , my friends always used to say stupid shit like " You should marry a guy named Ralph , then you'd be Ralph & Lauren ! " Also , I agree and can't bring it up because all of my nerd friends think Star Wars is the greatest movie series ever made or .... not ... Where is it written that the board isn't really a square moving at speeds near c and therefore experiencing relativistic length contraction ? I was as well . I don't work for DICE and if i did I was would get fired for critizing the decision making from the standpoint of a hardcore BF2 player . No commander mode ? Thanks Wizards.com , my mobile browser really appreciated that giant pop-up ad that moves around when you try to close it UK only offer I should have expected someone named Killfuck_Soulshitter to like new Pokemon games I love Giant Bomb and TotalBiscuit . But to be honest they make me buy more games than I want to . They make even average games look fun , which make me question whether I actually like playing games or watching them . Macrumors got DDOS'd .. I still keep refreshing ... Jack isn't really the Face of Boe . I for one would like to know why the " Liberal Douchebag " is subscribed to r / Jailbait . Don't you think for one minute that I trust you Mr . Sam Wise . * Your * life got ruined ? Wow , 8 days ! ? Give this guy a medal ! They're already hitting the floor of Satan's wine cellar . > Also , picture of text ? So then why did the submitter call it Scrabble ? > Apparently this includes graphical glitches . Yea because that never happens on PC . Why is your brakeroom full of toilet paper ? Heading to 4G 4 " screen and a lower monthly bill ... Contract is up been waiting for this ... I am disappoint You did that on purpose . Third panel face placement Why is the atheist commandment a paraphrased Christian one ? And rock is all the same . Stop hitting on our prime minister ! Not even then If you have to ask . anonymous report ? You can spawn on any squad member , spawning on the squad leader only was nixed . Unless they plan to re-implement for final ... I was told that I am attracted to pregnant women because I was friendly towards one Like I said , go make a living off tips for a while and then tell me that $ 2.50 for a discounted drink is worth a " TLO is from germany , so is hitler . A capitalist nation protesting corporate greed Watch your language ! He's 12 ! Agreed . I just heard of a poll asking if his weight would influence their vote . Almost half said yes . That I made up being pregnant and having a miscarriage because I was jealous of my pregnant friends . > Did anyone else read Rizk's wall ? He spends an awful lot of time thinking and talking about " faggots and their gay penises " ... Lol , there's a subreddit called that ( my gf enjoys it as well I wish people weren't such dicks about downvoting in this subreddit . The environment thanks you for this . Yep that must be it . " Portia fimbriata has been observed to perform vibratory behavior for three days ... " If I post this article on my facebook account , I'm bound to get one person honestly asking this . I thought it was a bong at first * * THE BEST KIND . I was going to build one of them tonight , but my lower parts kit was missing the trigger spring Sorry about the shitty phone pic . I was going to build one of them tonight , but my lower parts kit was missing the trigger spring I never said it costs too much . I said I couldn't justify doing something I could do for free . I can't use an iPad for free . I can get on Reddit for free . Studying . Wasn't this originally a Cyanide and Happiness comic ... ? Grij ă la gramatic ă vă rug ăm , dac ă suntem la capitolul limba rom ână ! " De-a " nu " Dea " da ? ... if you don't think there's evidence the sun will rise , you need to take basic high school physics again . But a picture of your daughter you have gladly offered us ... On behalf of the late Benoit Mandelbrot , ... because over-taxed , cheap poison is evidence of financial security , right ? Right ? I just get the usual Adobe Flash options when I right-click . Yes , I have reddit eyes for you too . I'm pretty sure you pull out too many emotions from a comment that has 0 smileys . 8.5 solar radii = 5,900 , 000 km Maybe she should have aborted herself instead of the child . Hmphhhhhh ! ! ! Me Either ! ! Were they actual basketball players ? If not .. > A * * nother * * picture of just text in r / pics . Says , " ... concentrate on getting as much farm as you possibly can ... " over a clip where you get one cs out of 6 . Yeah the entry on Australia is pretty good . Love me a bit of chicken salt ... mmmmmm or gravy . Goddamn im hungry now . Of course this means ' literally ' in its figurative sense ... It's odd , isn't it . OP had a beautifully constructed , reasonable , non-contentious argument going . If I had a sibling like that ( Curse you , sister ! nsfw tag ? Then don't live with that family . In this analogy , your dad takes fucking great care of you and just asks that you mow the lawn and clean your room and occasionally the kitchen . So fucking hard , I might have to just bitch like a whiny teenager about it . Just like the conservatives bitch about taxes . you just ruined homecoming for the rest of those girls . If you're trying to be ironic or funny do it somewhere else . Those girls were probably looking forward to getting dressed up in front of their peers and here you go stealing the spotlight from them . bad karma for you Where can I buy this ? ! Excuse me ? Nadeshot's sister here . He just tells everyone in the family there's too much to explain , and he'll tell us later . Later never comes . As a barista , I see this ALL THE TIME . They come in complaining about being a single parent , unemployed , broke , etc . and buy a frappuccino for $ 4-5 There never was one . An article from 2009 ? Really ? my girlfriend's name is Caroline and is exactly this I feel like this defeats the idea of hardcore mode This . Manga fly's under the radar most of the time . But when a grown ass man whips out a laptop and watches an anime , you'll get the looks This comment went from angry about not sourcing to a giant plug for someecards .. bookmark it ? Yeah sure lol , I remember when I started skating and it was comparatively like that . Now I ride a sector nine bamboo board and am the fastest fat man on wood Interior defecator I have the first generation iphone and there are some people who ask me if it is the new iphone go on skype and get ppls to play LOL with I'm sure ' plants ' have proved their usfulness ... just not enough of a worth . Big Plant needs to get together and " accident " some judges and grease some palms ( pun intended ... except that it doesn't work ... unless the palm trees are assassins ... Fuck your sister . My fiance I ran all the way across that small bridge in Undead Burg with assholes throwing fireballs at me and a corpse tangled up in my feet . $ 175 for 50 sq feet of paint ? That is some of the most tasteless dancing I'v ever seen . That actually made me a little bit mad . relevant username ; redditor for 3 years Dude , I just unsubscribed from / r / spiders * * yesterday * * What , that's just a regular platypus , perry wears a hat . too bad he doesnt know reddit ... but i may show him one day if he stops looking at me like this : Maybe that's why they have the 24 hour missing person rule Yes , it's very stupid to believe that Jesus would honor his mother in a way that only God can They have to get it extra creamy for you ! Hold yo horses ! I too am blind in one eye and have a prosthesis ..... no more 3D movies That pre-order form looks totally safe and legit . Sure we do ! It comes in cans with " Chunky " written on the side ! I did this ... but on the fly of my pants Screaming Mimi's . Everybody knows what it is . You're right , I had no idea this subreddit existed . Nor that there were this many of you on campus . How naïve of me . So is Ohio . And we have two teams of our own , too . it's ok , if you read loud_secretary's other comments on this post , you will see that he / she actually knows everything ever . Jobmine's system is ridiculous ... I don't know why we have to do it like that . I swear we have enough CS majors who can do a better job . Maybe it's different with underage girls ? support gunner sets up in some bushes near the m-com , waiting to grab incoming attackers , recon spawns on top of you , crawls 3 feet away , proceeds to give away your position with lense flare and muzzle blast without a birdcage on it Its the dog's But apparently , everyone plays with themselves ... Is it just me , or is the paper discoloring faster than the " food " . TIL people say " lol " in real life . Yeah , those damn hipsters and their geared bikes ¿ PT ? Tenian que ser los ex-priistas como siempre ! Why do guys put up with this shit ? If a boyfriend told me I wasn't allowed to do something or he'd leave ( girl version leave / pitch a fit ) , I'd wish him the best . Seriously , stop tolerating this shit if it goes beyond reasonableness . You have the power to make crap like this stop . And other women will thank you for it . I WOULD BUY THESE ! ! ! Sooo , they usually do something they don't have to , they set stricter terms this time , and they are a scumbag . Yeah , that sounds right . How would * you * know wait what ? i dont remember saying Or into you Să - mi bag pula , reclam ă mai jenibil ă n-am văzut în via ța mea A girl asked me this same question last night . I said the same thing , to start and stop time . She chose to fly - - she's afraid of heights Or give them back 4 armor , like they had in BW Well ... that's one way to exit with a statement , I'll give you that Or worse , some spies don't even bother to use their revolver . ironically that damn envelope stayed up for 20 min after you posted this You know damn well you didn't click for the puppies I'll bet it tastes like the day it was bought , too . Shirt ? Jacket ? Yeah , watched the show . Then im like MUST READ BOOK NOW ! Started reading book . immediately this .... I actually have no idea who SamHall is other than he's now stuck on my reddit tag . Hell yeah , they * were . * this is from an r / gonewild post Sure , you freak out . But then you forget about it , don't clean your penis , and later in the day you expect your SO to put your penis in his / her mouth . happened like 5 mins from my house Cool post , Mr . 1 % I do agree about the judgmental / having an opinion about everything culture . While I lived in Germany , a lot of people would yell at me for voting for Bush , since I'm an American .... I was 16-17 when I lived in Germany . I scrolled through that blog to check out some of the other drawings . There's some mad pene in there > unless you hear ticking from dat hijab ... At first I was like ... and then I was like " > Your solution's kinda like saying that if people are coming into your store & trashing a specific aisle , the solution is to leave your store unlocked at night . E = mc ^ 2 " Well , West Virginia is real Southern . " It used to be locally-owned by a family until they sold out to a company based out of a different state . Almost 100 employees unexpectedly found out they were going to be laid off . Just over a year later , a member of the same family wrote an article for the newspaper titled , " Family-owned businesses a special asset for community . " ... you went off on a complete tangent that has nothing to do with what I said . That dog isn't the only one ... How about turn the doors around so I don't have to " pull " on a door that people who don't wash their hands touch ? So * my * IQ went down ? I used to go to church with people who thought Harry Potter was evil So you're saying we should be saying " So long , Steve , you no good asshole " instead of mourning the loss of a human being ? You really couldn't ... Good for you though .... You know what you could do about that ? Not make a fucking post about it I bought a few of those from walmart . They smell like lead I typed reddit on ebay ( thinking of a decal ) and found this . Thread over , this guy wins . My usual croissant and small black coffee at Jazzman's is a shade under 3 dollars so that isn't too bad . But pretty much everything else is way overpriced for the quality . I'm looking at you , salads When I was in 1st grade ( that's about 20 years ago ) I had just seen a PBS special on the then-new theory that dinosaurs had evolved into birds . I was so excited to share my knowledge when we got to study dinosaurs . The dumbshit teacher yelled at me for making it all up . The medic in the video is holding the quickfix . " ... Amino acid building blocks which are the predecessors to our very own life replicating system , DNA . " My science teacher freshman year of high school taught creation science . In a public school . Entropy argument and everything . For six fucking weeks . 16-17 year olds can't vote ... hence the Fuck a pony tail I wear that shit long like a man ! Why did 1750 people downvote this ? This brony protests heartily . Though I enjoy dicks , the frivolity and nostalgia of cartoon ponies outweighs that love in this instance . I have been to Bakersfield ... Even had to live there 1month for work ... Tags : comedy Too soon . I agree , reality tv it so cheap to make yet still seems to get ratings ... I think of all the stupid shit I've said that helped ostracize me from peers and contribute to my general childhood unpopularity and still cringe . For example , I didn't understand how to react . Second or third grade , I was going down the slide and decided saying " weeeeee " was the appropriate thing to do . So , I let out a forced " weeee " on the way down only to be met with ' laundry mat ' Think more next time maybe . This is a big deal for those of us who receive blowjobs and cheese often ... I can't choose ... The fuck ? Corona is not even beer ... it's made from Mexican midget piss .. Technically everyone is . note i dont believe those eggs were shelled Still looking Exactly how many drag queen entrances have you witnessed ? I'm curious to know how you're aware it's the " best " ? Are you saying you * need * I_RAPE_CATS ? Its not hipster enough to have a Loaded Board , apparently . I do 3 ' s in my pod Your just as bad as r / politics complaining about fox news . o  ノ  ( He said le twice . Count moar , dickfish It's not very salacious , but it gets the I asked a teacher who did that to me in the 7th grade why she wouldn't let me help . She said she didn't know if I would be able to handle lifting something because I might be on my period and could overexert myself Internet , infancy and porn . Last year , at about 5 weeks into the season , a guy offers me Carson Palmer , Mike Sims-Walker , and Cadillac Williams for Ray Rice , Kyle Orton , and Brandon Lloyd . Wow , there's lots of girls out there who don't exist to me ! Think of the possibilities ! Oh hells no , I'm not voting for the Cons Self-righteous safety zealots like this are why I'm not subscribed to / r / motorcycles . The comments are so predictable and the misogyny in this particular comment makes me One of my friends got three The cheese doesn't look too liberally applied IMHO ( packed with protein and calcium anyway ) , and spinach is one the cheapest and healthiest greens for you . As for the chicken , it appears to be pan fried , not deep . I'm sticking with " healthy , " especially considering how many posts we see of deep-fried-nutella-drizzled-red-meat munchies > we should value ' quality ' over ' quantity ' of life . Not really that bad , but brazen ; a friend from high school said he got a driver's licence after taking the test with no previous driving experience . Where is it ? we ask . Oh not here , at home . that's what i told her but she just Nice , they took the picture from Reddit and watermarked it with their domain . He must be using a brass gun ... God created the iPhone for it to be used to announce the picketing of the death of the creator of the iPhone ? sqrt ( - x ) won't compute for positive numbers , he should miss one arm ... I have to mastrubate this week because my girlfriend cut open a cyst within her vagina Gee thanks . From reading the comments it appears the average reddit penis size is somewhere between 7 - 8 inches . No , I just posted a link stating that there * are * pills that contain LSD occasionally because I thought it would be funny . I read that as cocks Cannabis is considered a narcotic in Indonesia on a par with heroin , cocaine and methamphetamine . Precisely . those poor women are all going to hell because of him . good job bro ... Trying to make your move huh ? Wow . Surprisingly i can do this as well . This is a huge step in the wrong direction ... Most disturbing - I would certainly talk to him ... about his poor spelling . Vigina ? Thriple ? Kidergarten ? I'm happy NDP won , but it would have been less-unsettling if they had beaten the PC in popular vote by more than 1 % ... aaaand reduced the resolution . oh my god ... breeding Testificates ... That sounds like evolution in the works right there Yeah ... those are pretty fucking stupid . Plus , their descriptions were misspelled ! i just had one question .... how much do you think is a fair price for a 08-09 ninja 250 in good condition ? i dont want to spend more than 2500 and some of these people are trying to get 3000-3500 when i could by a new one for 4000 Do * * not * * wank on a cake I think we might be the same person . I actually just created an account ( longtime lurker ) so I could comment . But seriously , I was just at a party last week and got the ' You're the WHITEST black girl I've ever known . " That's precipitation . Actually it's neither , the water never changed state . You left out the amish ... Ahh , now I see ! You can be famous by downvoting others ? Why is there a fork inside his colon . " milk " .. You branded yourself a slave ? Upvoting for the You're not chrsaud I can't tell whether the * * what in the actual fuck did I just read Anderson Cooper The whole point of a chopper is that it is based from parts chopped from other parts . By your example this respects the spirit of the show and its theme . More like Adam and Steve ..... It's not even a novelty account , it's a money-grubbing spammer poorly disguising itself as a novelty account . > letting her know you're here if she * * dies * * why do i have a boner now ... Science troll ! Maximized my window .. still has horizontal scrollbar . Yeast infections WTF did I just see As an English teacher , this entire thread is ... Why is the option to disable auto renewal only available for Illinoisians ? Lucky ... I got the Shauna How is choosing a brand new topic equivalent to " getting back on topic ? " Shiiit I wish I went to bed ATLEAST three hours ago ... Seltzerplease has been in the community since brood war .... She travels to Korea regularly .... You are ill informed and ignorant working third shift kinda sucks ... but it's better than being around the the day shift office BS . and my back hurts in these shitty office chairs . I need to get a better chair . My wife won't let me bc she thinks someone will steal it A NSFW on that please , i opened this huge text on my screen at work ! ! What a lovely reply to a girl who was raped at 16 . You know what apartment really seems haunted ? The really creepy decrepit one on College and Channing . You actually make it out of the house ? New Year's baby here . Fukken THIS . The holy trinity ...... Umm did i skip forward in time because the magazine issue is december 2011 Alchohol and carbs are a healthy diet ? I will come back to this ... when I'm alone I'm a suburbanite and I've * never * voted blue I saw a hentai kinda-sorta like that at an anime convention . I made this face Ah , the cadence problem . Understood . No more This isn't funny . Someone call child services Northern California , Winter ? Her ? ! That's rather assumptive of you . Damn right Sir , your answer for the most amusing removal deserve either applause or this guy ... just an excuse for fattys to continue in their fat If I wanted to see that shit , I would be your friend on facebook ! Maybe it actually is 000 but in saying it's not 000 no one will ever guess that THey just jacked up the price today ! ! ! Hush ! We don't speak of that . Just wait , after this gets on the front page we will get a new link title " I am the Owner of Mr . B - AMA . " That carpet is gross . Looks like she pissed all over it . At first I was I hate people in my neighborhood that just set loose their dogs in the morning and they dont take the time to just walk them around for a while so they can do their business and clean them up , but the dumb part is when the dogs get lost / stolen and they put lost signs sayin how their kids are so miserable because they lost the dog no one wanted to take outside for a walk Better call my lawyer . Wait . Who downvoted the Loring Pasta Bar ? For Christmas last year I got two tubes of lube , taped up with a condom , and a bottle of sandalwood massage oil from my boyfriend . He said he chose sandalwood scented massage oil because he read the scent would arouse the male ... I can see some holes in his logic . Then kind that is about to find YOU and fuck YOU up for making fun of that frame Yes , " robots . " Disabling SLI seems to fix everything lol . Also disabling the wired LAN ports seems to fix shit also . Granted this is if you don't ever update your drivers . Glad to have you aboard , * Beemer * . Wait a minute .... SWTOR is an MMO ... so according to the interview SWTOR is WoW . That's pretty much life I installed Firefox when installing and using Chrome didn't work . Went to IGN.com , logged in and clicked IPL TV and it worked . I shut down Firefox , ran Opera and it works . How is this different from any other random Facebook page ? Because she's a celeb she should be smarter and more profound than the rest of us ? I especially like it when I spawn as recon , get in position , drop my mobile deployment , then the next time I spawn in there are two more mobile deployments right on top of mine . They all look like the girl next door . That's the point . Sounds like someone is a practicing Scientologist . Ugh . All this is just making me think of sleep paralysis . Do not > As an Asian myself ... This article isn't calling Cain a Muslim from Kenya . i get it ... ha ha It takes 4 large and trained " security agents " to restrain a single unarmed man ? Way back in high school there was a kid who always had white chunks in his hair that he claimed was from a " yeast infection " . Anyway , this kid would tell people about how he was reincarnated and remembered most of his past lives . He claimed to remember being a snake in one , and a god in another . I asked him how he died if he was a god , and he said he got trapped in a volcano . Isn't one of the first things you learn in high school chemistry not to drink / eat off of lab materials ? Nice try Wall Street PR guy , we're watching you . As you criticize us ... Is it me , or is that the perfect Then how did you type that comment ? In my office cafeteria this afternoon , I kept getting trampled and bumped by a woman loudly chattering with a coworker . Each time she looked surprised by my presence . Then as I was paying out she almost upended my food box with hers as she moved it to the checkout , and cackled ... as if her inability to pay any attention was funny . It serves a perfectly adequate function ... ? I don't think you actually went to your own link . Haven't you heard ? Riot made time machines . Diameter doesn't really mean anything though , since you're not traveling through the center of the Earth . If mean radius is around 6370km , then approximating to a sphere circumference would be around 40000km ... so while 26000km would be impossible , two places could realistically be as much as 20000km away . Toronto to Perth is pretty close to worst case scenario . The whole country . Except that jury of her peers that our entire fucking legal system is based on . Wow , that's a bit over-defensive . Especially when Notch said himself he does not care if people clone Minecraft . Ponyta isn't a starter . Good talk I am masturbating * right now * . It's weird . All of Harris County is ... I got out as soon as I could . Belgium isn't all that good , we can't rent games here , it's illegal At first I was like , " Oh , that's it ? , a witty text ? " You're ruining lesbians for me . fucking stupid memebase bottom banner Big car guy eh ? Congratulations ! , now go decorate your house What the fuck did I just watch ? YOU'LL EAT THEM AND YOU'll FUCKING LIKE THEM GODDAMMIT . Sounds like you need to have an affair But they could never spend that much money on cases of it wasn't real ! ! ! ! ! ! Hate mongers you say ... new account . asking for homework help . girl in name . No . Without Steve , there wouldn't of been a computer to overcharge you for ! He bought the commercial computer to the public along with countless other game changing products . He's THE game changer of our time That's really messed up . I can't believe someone would have kids dress up this wasy . However , the longer I looked at it the more an urge to laugh bubbled to the surface until I was , in fact , laughing . And hard . I thought you said you would shut up Christ , you had me going there for a second . What ? My parents still use them for their business account . I asked why recently and they said it would be too much trouble to move the account . Ya , totally unreasonable to suggest that he quit , as I'm sure he'd be out on the street unable to feed his family , and there is no way he could possibly get another job somewhere else where he would have " control " ... you know , like Keith Olbermann did . Quit ? Come on , you can't explain that I cracked up laughing at this imagining her reaction . I suppose it went something like this : I know that Curie Kim girl . She goes to my school Humor me then . i must always have the window seat . ALWAYS . After all , god made bananas so that they would fit perfectly in man's hand and bananas look just like ... wait a minute Cliff Notes ? You're the guy who stood way too close to me in line at the check out yesterday , weren't you ? You must mean " I am most certainly not a financial advisor but work for trade king.com " . that fish is in a jar . Barely Legal . They NEVER catch on when I do that . You posted it in the context of the medic's response to a question . He's not a reliable source of information if he uses quickfix . Do you know what I had to explain to a bunch of CS student who were on a mushroom adventure that I couldn't see them flicking their lighters in the woods from google maps . We are aware Wouldn't they shit in the middle then ? How do you pick up one of those thing and use it the wrong way round . Rdio is universal , and I've never used spotify cause it's not up here in Canada ( surprising right ? This is not proper reddiquette . Too soon No . Not my SO , but for my 18th birthday , my cousin gave me chewing gums in a little , crude cardboard box . He was Murdock on the A-Team but yahoo thinks he is best known for his part in Rambo . Well that did fix the whole I'm going to blow up in your face thing . But now the spaces wont show up regardless of the method used to make them . But that's only in the one with 3 Yeah , right now its around 40ºF where I am , and there is already snow in the foothills . Yay for skiing , But ... your children would have to ... ' Symonds ... Someone from Winchester on reddit , this is serious business ! Let's try this out ... That's neither unique nor evil . Why the fuck did he throw a coke can into the water ? I don't think anybody else realises what OP " bucky_larson " did here ... Theory of Relativity ? Really thought you said " ass load of cock-climbing experience . " . Was confused . Oh yes big difference in clothing there .... - On Sale Captain Great Britain is almost as cool as Captain America ... until he offers you a cup of tea ... Someone edited out the pringles . I had forgotten all about it the cord . You aren't saving it at all My boss likes to drink sugar free rockstar energy drinks . My only reaction is What the he'll , autocorrect ... You know , every time I see a deal like that I think " sweet , just a dollar " . Then I realize the game size , 550MB ... isn't that a little too much for an iPad game ? I hope you don't know what rakish means Lives with parents--mocks the value of his 2004 Ford . I haven't lived with my parents for over a decade--drive a 1999 Ford . ... because we've come to expect an ' ordinary ' , mundane life I must say I read your username as " kid ten do mom " and was all Like glowstone ? Submitted by sushi_lover . I spy rum Mysterious relics There's a zombie-pub-crawl tonight in the Twin Cities .... no one will be able to tell it's not a joke ... I'm going to be there too .... Yeah .. Same with the ones that had the last few pages of interviews and sketches and stuff . " Oh cool , this issue isn't do - oh . It actually took me a second read-through , because my brain fixed it the first time . That first one had furries Wow that download speed is very tempting ... 2mbps Nope . Never once ... Go buy the dvd ( Well clearly some of the other kids there didn't have good intentions if they lied to you about the puppies . … which many Americans don't . At least , not without it bankrupting their family . I do this . I thought I was the only one also . I've done it , but I just imagine that I'd save the one chick that I have a crush on and how we'll get together after and then get married and imagine the rest of our lives together ... Cheap drinks and cheap skydiving ? noh mercy and Party Phantom . I'm hoping we're all going to be at least somewhat mindful of our wishlists and provide a variety of accessible titles at various pricepoints . Anyone who lists 10 ultra rare DVDs probably won't get what they're asking for ! At least not from me ! Or on the fucking pc . Every class I walk into ... That white cylinder thingie is your oil filter . So he shouldn't do something illegal by doing something illegal instead ? who can we replace quade with ? Well my parents wont let the police in , they love me As a European viewer I am very happy about this . 2 - month-long leagues are fun and all but they are broadcast in the middle of the night for me so I just forego them . While the finals of these weekend-tournaments are still at 4am , the show starts at 4pm ( when on the east coast ) so I still get to see a lot of SC2 goodness ! ( and Randy Anderson I had an imaginary friend named Jim . He was a pilot and I could only talk to him when there was a plane flying over our house . Strangely , he had a sister who looked exactly like me and had my name Race riots happened because the lack of civil rights was working so well , and I'm sure those 9 judges in Washington had no clue what was happening across the nation when they ruled on a case ! I just noticed also that there are 3 haters ( " A book with no scientific credibility " ? For those not familiar with " Heaven is for real " , that doesn't say the half of it . It's the father's second-hand account of a 4 - year-old's alleged trip to the afterlife ( which amazingly coincided with his father's religious beliefs ) . and color ...... Dheeraj is a dude's name I was about to be all " I think I remember you from day care Obama would probably go like I totally did / still do this Hamachi server ... Upvote for the game ... Almost downvoted for use of internet explorer Fap socks ? Damn , r / starcraft sure is generous with downvotes today Glad to see that girls are only mentioned on the life chart for penis-related activities , cleaning up drunk man vomit , getting drunk and easy , and being easy . You couldn't stop watching ? When's the last time a Tea Party'er took a dump in public ? It's not a very strong position to try and claim that this was caused by policies of the executive branch ( or the government in general , for that matter ) . I was planning on locking myself in my room today , anyway . Canada reporti - Yes they absolutely made the right call . Does that mean it isn't a silly rule ? golf balls actually slow down in a vacuum ... " If you can dream it , you can do it ! " - Walt Disney The title says " I came back to this thread to see an x-ray . $ 3000 machine and $ 15 walmart speakers ? " XML and SQL can be mixed together " What's with all the injuries today ? So often the way You're female and you're worried about finding dates ? Heh .... yeah , once when I introduced my sister to a ( female ) friend of mine , she said something along the lines of . " I can tell who got all the pretty genes . " Meaning to compliment my sister of course , but really ... * Please * use [ JAPAN ] tag next time Why the fuck did you parents fuck on your desk ? No idea why you would get downvoted for this , Reddit is a spam site . Looks like is going to be one of those " exciting " field goal edge of your seat game Sir , you didn't order pepperoni on your pizza . I don't comprehend how anybody could possibly think this looks good . Precisely . Probably had him on his bench , like I did ... Harvin , Rice , and VD were clearly better options for me . Ears pierced As someone with tinitus ... thanks " With your fist holding tight to the string of your kite . " Am I supposed to pay you now , you damned dirty karma whore Someone remind me : what's the difference between a religion and a cult again ? Number of followers ? Looks legit . Never been arrested ? ! Give yourself a good star . Oh . I'm 45 and never been arrested . Do I get platinum ? I literally An older friend of mine kept pestering my girlfriend to go out with him ... while he had a girlfriend . He doesn't know I know , but ... Well then i'm afraid that you will have to send it to me for free . I tried the easy way but you just had to say no ... > I'm pretty sure you missed the point ... nevermind I call it that . What is this ? I don't even . I started last September , and my first one appeared for me a couple of weeks ago - it promptly plopped right into a big pool of lava Does that mean you picked it up ? I swear that every time this is reposted , it goes down in image quality . Hilarious ... Never seen before ... Yeah I got my > Bad furry . Bad . Yeah watching two tournaments in tiny windows with no commentary certainly is fun ... Where the hell did this come from ? " I benched him " Grated cheese ? In my poutine ? Hate you so much right now . I can't even get off that puzzle as we speak . what the fuck kind of idiom is that ? Tell me about it :/ I was even supposed to meet up with Mike Mesa from Dynasty to grab his jersey from Chicago while I was there . LED fans ? not a fan of their food . And once I had to pull a deep-fried metal shaving out between my teeth ( apparently it " happens every so often " so it's not a big deal [ Book Spoiler ] ( / s " i havent read the books , but i noticed your emphasis on " arm " and i don't like it . Why would there be a positive one ... Why would someone leave child porn in a condom in a mens restroom ? Oh wait ... [ ASoS Spoiler ] ( / b " Hand down . FTFY I don't think there is , considering their comment history . Dirt . Seriously , dirt ? " * Reddit * , this confuses me . " Interesting , I wonder if there's a legitimate explanation or anywhere where french canadians are in the majority isnt like the rest of canada Very constructive , OThomson . Definitely happened to me Glad I wasted a click to read the punch line twice . " Yes , I've been naughty , downvote me " ? Those related videos In that case why not say philosophy homework That wasn't a question How'd you find out ? 3:22 am trolling around reddit , see this . I use Firefox ...... ... unless you really do hate my pet . HEY IT'S ... oh . > Good god the history in the first part is atrocious . Pythagoras was persecuted by the roman catholic church who believed the earth was flat ? This does not belong on the front page I totally called a movie such as this would be posted in the other thread Sadly , i can see 3/4 of the women who would own this would be sporting their silicon * Punnett * square . > On a side note , this video has 24 views . I do hope this isn't some sort of marketing . Someone is going to be sent to a nice little tower cell in Sunspear . Is that a shaved kanga ? * Clicks on / r / TheLastAirbender * , first link I see , " NSFW Ty Lee and Azula " Nice try Dave Mustaine , anyone can edit Wikipedia Can't complain too much . It's new and free as an undergrad . The floor is packed with machines and hundreds of dumbbells . im american and i laughed my ass off ... then she was british and shit my pants ... I think you're the ' butthurt ' one here .. * It's on * You deserve it , your toilet paper is under Even more Aspect ratio ..... I thought that comment looked familiar " and vandalized " Reddit wants to thank you for such a thoughtful and useful addition to the discussion I'll do her right . ... And left . Sad-ney wasnt that crazy . that other girl who stuck your dick in made me do this to you ; Yes Lazy , you make claims , back them up . But that's what i've come to expect from you , you still avoiding the whole " Pythagoras was persecuted by the roman catholic church who believed the earth was flat ? If receivers are supposed to catch with their feet , then yes he threw several catch-able balls . No , just no . I could write ' No ' all day long . Besides , how would you then deal with a tied game in playoffs ? If it's tied , the home team wins ? no sweat it aint gonna happen I was wondering if there was a love life version of FirstWorldProblems . I had a friend in high school : good looking guy , talented musician , had an awesome place where he could have parties on the weekends . Once complained to me about how he had just got back into town and there were too many ladies calling and wanting to come over for a visit . I imgur-bot , you have WAY more comment karma then me oii . That is not what I meant . 74k likes on Facebook . It makes business sense but poor consumer sense . And poor usability if a person now has to maintain two accounts , with two bills , and two queues . I am better than everyone ! ! are you one of them ? Member for 8 minutes .. You're not even trying to hide it are you ? You mean like lurkers and plague ? by finding an organization that uses foster homes . Or foster him while looking for a responsible home . Of course . They weren't already prepared . What prompted you to go to a school that was more than $ 15,000 a semester ? * Really * shitty state schools Your logic is flawless ! Staying in Whitby but will be heading closer to the core for some food sometime this week ... thanks for pointing this out though The fuck , ghost . Nades getting stuck in bushes when you try to lob one I was that kid , but they didn't make everyone stop eating it . I had to wear a huge button with a peanut crossed out on it . This of course made me very popular with the ladies ... I don't ... I don't know who has the more impressive beard ... I was gonna reply to that unnecessary insult to my correct reply , but I don't really want to , so , here , have my look of disapproval : The art is nice ... but I can't help but think of what a waste of delicious nog that is Too bad I never got it to work long enough to see them mock my wasteful expense for this piece of shit game ... The random as hell to original ratio is just sad though . There is a Pokemon called candleiur or something of the sort that looks exactly like a candle , then it evolves into a lamp then a chandelier surely this belongs on / r / firstworldproblems .... You'd rather live on $ 0.00 / hr . I did this once , they said yea , we collectively run around vomiting on each other . not that one fat douchebag , we all do it . I'm female and this turned me on ... A LOT thank you for recognizing this ... was about to Our production environment is almost entirely based on GCC 2.96 Just when I thought about it ... it was already posted ... No , but seriously . I bet you would . 3 times a month ? Get off of reddit and go fix that right now . spam javelin Two years ? I watched the whole series in a week . Let me know when they actually start playing FUCK SHADESC . I bought that game more than a year ago for 5 dollars with the mindset of , " 5 dollars is worth almost any game ! " No .. Android 18 . I was pointing out the text replacement ( i . e . typing ' disapprove ' produces ' Glad to see the Aztek at the top of the comments . What a horrid thing that was . " Oh , but the rear turns into a tent ! " i agree with all of you Fucking * Androids * Oh , in that case : I'm gonna view them like this : What ? Wow . I was just on there . I must be the last person ever to visit it . I think that they look awesome ! I want my boyfriend to start wearing them . Stop worrying about looking " fruity . " There's nothing " fruity " about being well-dressed and polished . You should be careful with dairy in the slow cooker > Changing your tampon in low gravity Totally . You can tell by the pixels . Did you mean for " this and especially like this Don't * make * us burn down the White House again . " At least one of the section ’ s moderators , I_RAPE_PEOPLE ... " I do not approve of this or this behavior . Targeting people no matter how stupid is not what Reddit is about . So I give you this ! So what you're saying is ... The Nazis did things , abortion is a thing . The Nazis are bad , therefore abortion is bad . Let me just ask this . What the heck are you going to do when you eventually move out and start living on your own ? You sound way way to attached to the nest and I wouldn't be surprised to find that you still have your security blankie packed with your luggage . You got a tiny taste of what the real world was like and you come running back home to mommy and daddy . " you have to understand the rules of The Game " 9.50 an hour after graduating Sniffing poisonus bug spray like 3 times a day thinking that it smells good , and even spraying it on my body , same with air fresheners When I was a kid , something like this happened , though instead he said " I had my butt crossed ! " I set mine to ooo - it's like look of disapproval with three eyes and it's easy to punch in when I'm feeling passive aggressive . I don't understand . At first I was like " I hope this tournament shows me how much I want a beta invite . * seat Same here WTF is this shit ? ? It's in the fucking screenshots , why it isn't in the app ? And let's don't mention that that there is the " favorites " section in the main menu but there is NO way to add something there . I am seriously going to install the previous version . It's . It that I'll miss any features . That's 3 words ... I love my name . Howard was better then Čech ? De Gea 2nd coming of Schmeichel ? Podcast ... Whale Upvote because I don't get it and I like the overuse of the word Le Not sure if I should click that ... Wait wait .. so 258 million for 100.000 averted cases . Basically they payed 100.000 people 2580 dollars each to put on a condom . Good job Yes , that's the problem . Wolverine was too complicated . YES PLEASE ! I cant tell you how many vaginal scratches Ive received for this reason [ ] ( / sbstare " You're really going to criticize his grammar right now ? Sigh . Americans ... Take an Afrikaans word and make it English . And tell a South African ( who happens to speak Afrikaans ) they're wrong . Ok ... I'll see what I can do ... I understand how you came to that conclusion then . That seems to be what I've been seeing at my low level 15 play :P with the exception of our jungler tends to stay in my top lane ^ this guy Those aren't ruffles hunh , how very insightful . * looks at title * Because cashiers are the ones that determine the currency a country uses . Scumbag OP strikes again ! On the contrary , it proves that Redditors value not getting AIDS > Ironically , the 10th most hipster school in America ... No Edward Norton ? Dude , I had my first midterm last week . I'm watching this on a belgian channel , gotta love the optimism the reporter shows . And he called the two attacks which lead to goals a Blitzkrieg . Awesome idea , needs 30 faith . Unsure if most melee builds have room for that . 1 . You have no idea how hard I've tried to make this happen . I've been on him about that for years . And he's been " going to quit " about twice a year , every year . But in the end , I can't make him quit . I can , however , Who cares ? I was 20 . because terrified infants are always funny ... Fuck pretty much everything about this story . He was sleeping again ಠ_ಠ ^ This past summer , at about 2 in the morning , I was pulled over for " taking a corner too sharply . " The corner was about a 60 degree corner ; I had to take it relatively sharply . The worst part was , I was borrowing my mom's car because mine had been totaled ( by hail , wtf ) and I couldn't find the registration . I later found out that she had cleaned her car out , and decided to throw away all those papers that she didn't need . So I should be using Safari ? It doesn't mean anything . The artists picture got photoshopped on top of the WTC pic . The two are completely unrelated . You're British and you've never had welsh rarebit ... The boss off all grilled cheese based foods That doesn't look like a lurker . * shrug * I'm already colorblind ... At least that's what I'm told .... Fuck you , Chris Handsome . The last time I tried this , I actually unlocked the phone ( passcode ) , opened the clock app , and disabled all the alarms . Blow job week ! Creative ! Totally . Awesome . he is awake now ... still ~ 1o fucking minutes until he gets our food prepared . ಠ_ಠ ^ he is awake now ... still ~ 10 fucking minutes until he gets our food prepared . ಠ_ಠ ^ Since when do monks have a posse ? Cat Squad sussing you out ... ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Ktm 440 ? Is that new ? Too lazy to google it ... Sounds great for nations that can't feed their citizens , much less provide Internet access . bed and doors Wrong set of countries . Yes . because why the fuck not ? What if it's male ? > I was going to say ... Nice try , groper . Don't you mean ^ ಠ_ಠ Do you care where you live in IV ? Cause if not , I think it's fairly easy , or I just got very lucky because I'm living in a three bedroom apartment with my own room and I only pay $ 530 a month . Except my bedroom has no windows . At all . Why not enjoy tits and give them the marks they deserve , rather than pandering to them when they probably won't show you tits anyway ? In fact , why not go the extra mile and get them to sleep with you for As ? and last week we were all about the 99 % Wow , someone went through here with their downvote gun on automatic . Free Downvotes for Everyone ! I sincerely hope you didn't just adopt that dog for the karma from this post , then plan to get rid of it once the votes stop rolling in . So , the best part of catching rats is ........ catching one ? YAY ! Work . Forthewolfx is underage I said this exact thing to my dad today . I've been trying to get him to watch it , especially now that it's on Netflix . " meh , a show about meth ..... did ya watch csi last night ? " . Yes . Kiss your mother with that mouth ? ! I fucking hate the sound of rain . Why does everyone say it's peaceful . A dog pube ? You have a * * rooted * * * Android * phone ( and you use Windows Media Center , too ! ) , and you're asking what to do with it ? Seems like you already have it figured out . Did you just come here to brag ? ... Why are they all concept-esque art except for the resto shaman which is just a screenshot ? Do you own a tiger ? That is an unusually large housecat You're forever alone ? At my local Barnes and Noble the escalator breaks all the time , but instead of letting people use them as temporarily stairs they block it off with caution tape . So he's not allowed to have a voice because he's not old enough ? ' Cause clearly we're going good places with all of the " adults " in charge . Haha . I had Hawaii plates on my car for about a month when I moved back to the mainland . People actually asked me if I drove home . You can downvote all you want , doesn't make you any less of a retard EXACTLY the same as my character * fucking gold trimmed * omg , how do I do this without it formatting ? ? gah ... > You cave in too easily I literally wow . hilarious . " Also , if this gets 20 comments and 2 upvotes I'm going to rage I love Douglas Adams , the movie , however : I got a similar speech from my science teacher . Cause there's totally not a porn category dedicated to that . I say " Hey " Did you almost use homophone as a homophone ? I read " prom king " as " porn king . " Ours ... I can dig that . I'd like to see even more vastness . With a much farther render distance . Oh , and way more music . Stations loop thousands of times . Hearing this pisses me off to no end . I especially hate when I hear from my parents that they decided to donate to the telefund every time they call , and then bitch about how much tuition is now Already annoyed that you reminded me of that song ; then I click the link and see it was on purpose . * * Turtle , turtle ! * * ... I hate that movie I just ate African pizza . A WHOLE FRICKIN PIZZA those eyes ... look so familiar .... yet I can't pinpoint where I've seen them before Shit , that first video looked so painful I can't stand looking / smelling / touching / eating olives ... I usually just tell people that I'm allergic to them so that I can avoid them . My mom is Italian and loves them though , so she is all > Also , if this gets 20 comments and 2 upvotes I'm going to rage I'm usually late for work * because * of the TTC I'm not at all worried about molesting them ... They didn't have * permission to protest * ? You can't buy drugs with an amazon gift card . My parents tried that shit on me one year . A week ago I noticed my drug dealer under people I may know . We have no mutual friends . Now you have that song stuck in my head . I dunno , but the beaver on the right is excellent . > Having served for years , if your meal gets comped , there better be a > 20 % tip How do you know that those 2 are the games I'm most looking forward to ? Straight Male You forgot the underscore This has ruined my day ... and appetite that one dog Mother fucker , I thought you were saying it was announced Most people do , except in the UK . My gf thinks he's le sexy And if by champions you mean fatties , then yes . Probably a good idea . I bet if you did it the other way around , your pizza would taste like corn . Are you sure about that ? I feel really stupid right now . I opened the picture on my iPad and clicked " Ok " like 4 times and was like " WTF is up ? This shit frozen ? " Future Sight A minor case of herpes ? You're doing it wrong So you just ruined a 5 $ bill ? I once fapped and then received a message from facebook with With one speaker in the corner * behind * your booth and the other speaker on the floor * in front * of your booth , no wonder why you're forever alone . Because otherwise you'll get butt crunchies . You should write anti jokes Dental dams ... I did ! She shut me down , then talked about how no guy is good enough for her on her Facebook the next day . to know that you're very interested Well that's nice , you can't put Newsstand in a folder since it's treated as a folder That * is * majorly creepy ! Oh , this thumbnail looks a cute cat pho ... I think you need to stop making my stuff look like shit . Yip just keep trying works eventually I have a tab open in every browser on every computer in the house and on my iphone just in case . This thread is now under constant surveillance . Not a single fappable url will escape my sight Did you really just post the same thing 3 times . I recover by sitting at my desk job ALL DAY LONG ! A decade ? ? Seriously , when are we gonna get a flying cars . Not sure if it's the creepiest I've heard , but the Dead Space version of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star is pretty freaking creepy . That doesn't even look fun anymore This my 5th year and I'm also on the 6 year plan . Dinesh's quote on the poster .... Why did you label this nsfw ? So she gave you a 10 year old ? That's not from Reddit ? Don't you see the resist on the bottom ? ! So ... you ruined a signed photo of Bob Saget ? ! ? Not a real site Cake should be eaten with a fork . I feel that > You insist that being taught to be gayer is hyperbole and then insist I will eventually become like you and engage in gay culture more And make the brightness slider work in the OpenGL renderer . Whoosh . And then , The point is when cooking , sometimes flavorless items are added for their texture . Noodles alone don't have much flavor . I'm am completely against animal cruelty and overfishing , but arguing that shark fin should be banned because it is flavorless comes off as pretentious , I thought it was because of the way sharks were having their fins hacked off while still alive I remember watching a scene in Sex and the City where the pretty one with children dismisses the nanny and then tries to bake cookies with the children . She's unable to handle them and they end up running amok and making a mess . After one of the kids gets red hand-prints on her white pants she locks herself in a closet and starts crying . * An * explosion . * In Ireland * . Hey I seem to work at 6am on ever damn Friday . I always get exhausted towards 11pmish . My science teacher Freshman year of HS taught creation science . A six-week unit on it . And no evolution to balance it out . I was the only one in my class that believed in evolution . In a public school . 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" as a joke . What she meant was for us to run past him into the theater . I'm pretty sure the kid in a wheelchair didn't take it that way ... Awww , congratulations to you , not so much to the baby because his / her father is on reddit after two days of him / her being born Looks at username . " When are you expecting ? " ..... she wasn't Putting couple of songs on Finlands own crappy version of MySpace and you call yourself a rap artist ? ! I just bought a used car , but that dosen't still make me a F1 - driver You couldn't manage a picture without your junk peeking out ? " ... * * only * * because someone wsa caught fucking a corpse of a 4 year old ... " In ? Because of course , the only possible outcome of the attacks would've been armed police . Breaking a block with a sword . That had nothing to do with augmentation . We're talking about SC2 here . What in the hell is on that cake ? 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The problem if you can't name any designers you like , is that you probably don't care enough about design or something like that ... but they're " organic " ... clearly that's why they cost more ... Very inappropriate . Reddit never condones drugs . " Shut up , Tits . Doesn't make it correct , or you know , just . I'm from New Jersey And I So everyone's just going to leave scintillating bolometer alone ? Meanwhile at the G20 ... > Sorry , whoever edited the picture made her look like Tsubasa crosspost from / r / aww . atleast say where you got it from Yeah , but a 60 years old man can marry an 18 years old girl . College ; awkwardly acceptable . High school ; Neither is he Reminds me of the " personal trainer " chick who got her health advice from the magazine and got slammed for posting a second comic with too many pics " proving " she was female and then deleting it after being down-voted to oblivion . 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Water temple .. Gotcha . Was missing : Calais , Hallowell , and Presque Isle as well . > I've also had a girl in my class ask my teacher if he was a virgin . He pulled Implying that men are creepy The only thing 24/7 here is Wal-Mart and iHop . Neither of which I ever want to go to Were you really asked to share your SSN ? > Right , because LibreOffice existed three years ago . Dunno why you're getting downvoted , you're absolutely correct . All the ignorant fucks that don't know what the hell they're talking about need to sit and spin Hey I can't stand Glenn as much as the next redditor but there is also an audio delay for her . people should still be held responsible for their actions regardless of being drunk or sober Look if you can't pull off you're cowboy boots than they aren't sized right . But as to real subject of your post , I'm an Orlando-local . Last night , I got a message on my OKC account from a guy saying he is around for " mlg , " and that his friend wants to put it in me . They invited me to " come hang out . " You can't trust women these days :P . One time I asked a girl out to go for dinner and a movie and we had a great time , but at the end she said " You know this isn't a date right , it's just hanging out ... " Always say it's a date so they can't pull that shit on you . We still hangout and stuff but I am deeply in the friend zone When I finish taking a shower , put deodorant on , get dressed and everything , and then have to change my shirt because of the white deodorant lines Strangely appropriate username Except the one time I actually need it I'll be like WTF I wish my brother would give me AAA for my birthday every year ... That's kind of a brilliant idea . Good on you for being a savvy brother ! My past birthday , my brother gave me $ 20 to play blackjack then asked for it back when I won even though he won much more than I did that night ... Reminded me of Dead Rising , the " zombie survival game " where your toughest enemies are human . You should have figured this out yourself before you were five . I'm .... pretty sure that's not the reason why transgender people make the transition the best is when you decide that turning all the lights on in the house makes it less scary at night , but when u turn that last light on you blow the fuse box , then u got fear of dark + fear of parents , catch 22 . Thanks , I had no idea this was a repost . A friend sent it to me saying it was their new cat It's already needed . Whompinator - Representing e-sports , on his way to the front page of reddit . Don't give them ideas Do the dead Scumbag OP . bitches others don't pay enough income tax , while never paying any in their life . Went to New Orleans for Gators v LSU and brown in at 7:30 am the next morning playing chess against a 73 year old war veteran on iberville street with nothing in my pockets but a gram of coke and some free drink coupons . ive never done coke Fine , but I'm not bringing the guacamole dip What really needs to change about the NFL draft is how the media covers it . We don't need to see a shot of the kids taking a phone call from the team picking them BEFORE IT'S OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED - CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A LITTLE SUSPENSE ? I'm looking at you NFLN and ESPN Your parents had $ 40,000 worth of jewelry Al principio estaba como que ... muchos efectos pero que es esa fregadera de cancion , donde estan los sonidos nacos de la banda ? I'm a poor college student , you are not helping me . Still waiting for OP Search for " I MOUNT MY PLATYPUS " in Google . One result : This thread . Yeah ... saw it once , not clicking ur link . That sounds like your penis just pop out and leaves at a weird moment A / S / L ? I found whore , broken , bad . Apparently , saying that homosexuality is normal is grounds for discipline . What a wonderful place to live . I think your friend might be a Siberian Husky Being squished by gigantic spiders and then brought back and killed again for their amusement . For all eternity I see what you did there Wait , why are you guys being surprised by a Chick tract being unadulterated hogwash ? Seriously Reddit , I expected better . He touched his face before he washed his hands . > They had the release of the next update set for tomorrow . And then we decided we wanted him Here's what I saw : many small penises , fat guy , no boobs up vote for the " Pics or ... GODDAMMIT ! I remember arguing with some kid back in 2000 on a pokemon message board because he didn't believe it was Ho-oh . This little fucker thought it was a Fearow . This had potential to be amazing ... But then you done gone and fucked it all up . [ m ] - I thought you were quoting Emma Watson . I was like ... I guess I don't need caffeine anymore ... or sleep We have a better record than the dream team Im 18 and i agree too . Oh wait im too old for this No rage faces on this subreddit . All you can have is Because you automatically downvote a false message or something ? Kill me And he is pretty squared irrationally too ... Sorry no phun here How I felt : Took you 40 minutes to win this ? That elevator is going to work ? That's a completely unnecessary spoiler . I don't see it . I think you're just rubbing your hats in my face . ... And they blew it good . I can see where this is going now . Nobody knows Ok guys , new rule ! We can only make fun of Christianity . If we point out the absurdity of Islam we are bigots ! What are you doing in r / wow if you feel it ruins lives ? Fuck , I just typed " Hey ! I'm not gay i'm not your Oh no ! It says 503 ! You're not using fuck as a verb are you ? That isn't an apostrophe . You know what he meant 13 upvotes , 65 comments I am now doing this repeatedly . I'm not allowed to lock the doors at home I have a love / hate relationship with Ben . I love that he always just holds true to his values ( in true Ars style ! ) but sometimes he says things that just make me go I thought the " cum drop in motion " was something on my iPhone screen . She ironed his ass She looks a bit underage Haha , when I was younger , my brother was watching Con Air and I asked him what he was watching . He told me , and I said , " Like the hair company ? " He gave me a After my first frat party I woke up spread eagle on top of my boss's desk at the office about 2 miles from the school with a bottle of grey goose in hand and 5 packs of cigarettes in my pockets ( I don't smoke ) . My boss is a Congressman . Ill try and give this a shot . A circle is a series of infinitely small line segments . 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Looking at his / her other auctions ... Exactly . I always pee before showering as a habit anyway , but still , your point is more than valid . Why do other girls find it so disgusting ? Because people hate me saying notch shouldn't be overworked A repost of a repost You what fun and better not making notch have to Keep adding and removing things After finally getting around to finishing * To Kill a Mockingbird * , he found the narrative voice to be quite implausible I won't forgive you 698 likes , 383 dislikes I was excited to see it and bought it the day it was released , but it was not great . It suffered from many bugs , the worst being that it would not automatically save state if you got a call or exited the app . Imagine being several games into your first season when you find that out why does he emphasize " things " Hey ..... you're not ~ ~ day 9 ~ ~ sc_joke_explainer As someone diagnosed with RAD , I was very surprised to see this video . I nearly never hear of my disorder other than in therapy or research . I suppose it's kind of nice and validating to see some sort of mainstream ( reddit ? yes ! it is beyond awesome ! and no ! I thought she seemed familiar .... ten years later I finally figure it out A picture within another picture , it is happening .... I don't always respond with a " this " comment , but when I do I was going to type the * exact * same thing . Including the did it ... did it and the Hopefully people can see past my horrible grammar . Looks around Cant see his other hand ... I'm sure you do hope that . " I started off by trying to watch Stanley Kubrick's " The Killing " ( 1956 ) but realised very quickly that I'm not actually a " film noir " fan and switched it off after less than ten minutes due to boredom . I prefer " neo-noir " so I did a quick search and found Roman Polanski's " Chinatown " ( 1974 ) which is still one of the greatest films ever made . It wasn't quite enough though . " This is why we can't have nice things . How'd you get my picture . Oh no , some anonymous jackass is disgusted with another anonymous jackass ! You call ubuntu an OS ! ? You Never answered the question It isn't that I dont trust the restaurant , I just like well done steak Not sure you deserve that username if that's your stance . Who flagged this thread as NSFW ? At first I was like I was totally going to offer heartfelt advice but then I saw your user name . You're not helping This whole thing needs one big Twice ? Back in my day we had 3 regions ... AND THAT'S ALL WE NEEDED . I have also heard this is considered weird , but I've always stood up . One time , after I heard someone say it's weird to stand ( it's more of a standing squat really ) , I tried to wipe while sitting and my knuckles touched the water . Never again . Holy fuck its Issaquah O_O and you know Issaquah exsists What Eragon movie ? There's only been the books , dude . 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I'm not anti-american , and they can run their country however they want , but I when I think about the fact that they're still arguing about abortion or the whole ' teaching evolution / creatonism'-debate it makes me go Ah , yes , reddit hadn't made fun of fat people in awhile . Guess we needed something to change up from the usual blatant racism , misogyny , video game whining , and really stupid one-off pun jokes that have been covering the frontpage lately . The cats like " Three days ? Epic fail by me . the word " everyone " refers to people ... You just revolutionized 3d images . Heh , i really appreciate the tip ... But that setting has been turned on since i installed ios 5 . And its frustrating because thats basically the only " advice " i got from emailing technical support about it . ( not slagging you ) but of course i didnt email technical support without checking the bloody settings No that was wickd that carried horrible girls . 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It doesn't ... The point is that fitness does not have anything to do with being a better man > My cousins deleted SYSTEM 32 Your significantly shorter life . Looks like you forgot the Ed Hardy t-shirt in your pic Great test . So we have learned that glass breaks when dropped onto a hard surface . And then people complain about Apple releasing iPhones " too often , " while suggesting whatever the Android phone du jour is . Why not R56 ? The R53 is really ugly in comparison . Mind your own business This comment is two karma less than the original . Same here oh cmon , they gotta be ! I already fapped to them Is that what they are pouring on him ? See , I don't follow baseball , so when I went to ESPN and saw a picture of guy covered in what looked like jizz and the headline " hard to see this coming , " I just ... Custom building something that can give you cancer ? Yeah ... WAIT ! ..... so i just put glue on my nose for nothing ... Daily Mail ... Really ? I'm very good at doing stupid shit on a daily basis to injure myself . I really shake my head when I remember when I had somehow opened my Jeep door into the lower corner of my eye . First black eye from a Jeep door That is not how that meme works . Your son looks like Brad Pitt Do I approve ? Or do I The Ravens / Texans game didn't happen ? It's mandatory in this household . glad to see i'm not the only redditor that can set them apart . I'm always severely disappointed when I say i drink whisky and people ask me oh red or black label ..... But it's fake what kind of nuts are we talking about ? walnuts ? cashews ? or ... I'm a little uncomfortable ... that painting made me horny . Ya its not a very good comparison , unless you locked people up who didn't spell properly ... in camps ... with guards ... How does one smile while sleeping ? > Even if it were a drinking game , who chugs a liter of beer for every kill ? . Dawgonnit ! Not ANOTHER webcomic to read . I'm already down to two hours sleep a night keeping up as it is ! It appears they already moved it ... to help the deer get hit less often . I thought this was a photo . Your comment made me remember this one girl I used to work with . She would wear these cutoff jean shorts with the pockets sticking a good 4 - 5 " out the leg hole . Her school disciplined her six years ago and she's taking it to the supreme court ? Wipe while standing ..... The funny thing is I got 504 three time . 504 try once more , 502 it went through indeed ... The real question is would you rather fake FB or fake iPhone chats ? Seriously ? Downvoting the guy just for proposing a tourney ? And she's your friend ? Don't stalk people It's just a plist ! ? Come on Apple . I .... what ? I'm not going to stop liking your accent and I'm going to continue to bring it up like it's * My Fair Lady * All of it ? Like You have enough hot sauce ? Do you have the paid version of air video ? Whats the difference , will the free version still allow me to do what I need , or will it only let me stream like half of my movie You're mom's favorite movie of all time ... of all cinema ever created ... was * Sleepless in Seattle * ? I am a photographer You yell at the parents , not the kids , jackass . Did you use your phone to take this picture , while at a gas station , pumping gas ? People have accused the lady who helped Yue Yue of only helping to make a name for herself or get praises from the media . Where do people come up with such nonsense anyway ? In the comments or not at all What is that fish doing to that cat ? Lmao ! So you lied to me ! Just watched that episode a few minutes ago .... The internets are watching me Just let her watch the videos and read the previews like the rest of us . I'm sure she's perfectly capable of deciding on her own if Skyrim is a game she wants to play . Hmmm , they * * may not * * be able to do so much ( * * edit * * scumbag English major . Bitches about major . Refuses to proofread . A double nut cracker wedgie combo , well now i've seen everything Why make it use PHP ? I should know better by now Not only wood but OSB . They have OSB in the future ? Movie theater worker here , this along with several remakes / reboots / re-releases its nuts how many times I've experienced this . Not to mention what the fucking kids say , " they're remaking The Thing and calling it The Blob " . And people who can't use the right form of their > Other than Reddit of course No Power Rangers or Pokemon He no understand sarcasm Your friends kicked the door in while you were going to the bathroom and YOU were the one accused of doing something wrong ? ? Oh hey ... a religious nutjob . Don't see THOSE everyday . That thumbnail C2O is just a brand name . The other bullet points are factual . It's " Body Balanced pH & Isotonics " that made me go Wait ... are they giving up 2 first rounders for him ? ? * Star Wars * is not high culture . Why would you want that ? A pesar que me encante la parte que " incluye habilitar carriles exclusivos para que opere un sistema de transporte tipo BRT ( Bus Rapid Transit ) a los costados del cauce , por Constituci ón y Morones Prieto " creo que la naturaleza ya demostr ó que esos espacios le pertenecen y lo mejor ser ía dejarlos libres de " infraestructura " ... lol how old are you ? do your parents know you are on a site called reddit ? last i checked 12 yrlds aren't supposed to be on here . A BA follows by a useless MA .... I do , otherwise I'll just end up stuffing my face with them . I dun't think he was calling YOU a hipster What pisses me off is that most people in Florida seem to forget that turning signals even exist . Awesome ... but why is it red ? DC = Amish People ? At least you weren't compressing your work after taking pains to use uncompressed audio when editing . Because being class concious is comparable to genocide . oh i thought you meant you were forcing it or something . First , Did you spontaneously grow a beard in the last panel ? The website is down but it says its perfect for picnics , parties , RAVES .. Ugh , don't remind me ... do it now we wait for the not albino post Seeing the white tracks , thought it fell in paint . suuuuuuure you didn't ... An isolated incident ? For some reason , I get aroused whenever I heard children screaming or crying ... Equal protection my ass . Makes me proud to be a American . Some memes make me want to find the nam-shub of Enki Scumbag website . I pause the video so it starts playing an ad . Man , everyone else seems to have had it easy . In my family the letter had to be at the beginning of a legitimate word . WTF family That gas station is very close to my house . " Cook ? " > Edit : 50 % downvotes . For what exactly ? Saying thanks ? Screencap is a jpg ? You pick ONE or you get Goofy So I ran out of memory on 3GB of RAM ? Yeah but this game doesn't count , so don't get too excited . I read this as " the guy who found the roll of 35mm film inside the used condom " and I was like > The lack of a Kitty Kat skin is disturbing . If there are sidewalks , they're made of bricks My only sibling is my twin brother I hope that person didn't pour boiling butter on you purposely . There is a TFOT song with Rody as guest vocals ? ! That's not how boobs work . Santa Claus is not Donald Sutherland . All browsers do I'm originally from Romania , and well .... at least we managed be less corrupt than Greece and Bulgaria ... Then it does matter and your Nyan Cat ringer goes off . I don't think you know how this meme works . No . Not in Dubai you're not Wow . I'm not even getting angry . I would just like somebody that seems to actually know anything about the game to review / preview it . You want elitist nerd rage , go to the Skyrim message boards on Bethesda's website . There's equal parts elitism and whining about truly mundane details like how hands look and endless debates over vampires and werewolves , and why those things are just going to , like , OMG , RUIN Skyrim . a penis , then this " Fuck me that was a terrible song . As much as I agree with most of what he said , he could have at least tried to be musical about it . I don't even ... Whadya mean " you people " ? Did we post this at the same time ? Ah yes . The conundrum of nerdom . It's ok to reference memes , but not be into fantasy . I live in san diego Last year , I was browsing Wikipedia . Initially , it was something tech based ( I worked for a Utah based shared hosting company at the time ) . After an hour , I heard an awkward cough behind me . I turn around and see a janitor staring at me like Was thinking the same thing . Was thinking the same thing . " baneling * * s * * mines " I was first wondering how you found a costume that fit him so nicely online , and now I'm thinking that you have an elephant costume and posed perfectly and took a picture of yourself for this . Listening to a couple of freshman girls outside of my door talking about how " everything funny on the internet originates from tumblr . " I actually clicked this link on an iDevice waiting for it to load . Pics or didin't happen ! To be fair , I also get to spend 8 hours on Friday marking the midterm there are McDonald's locations that have a RedBox .... Oh so it's " bride " . I was reading " The princess u ride " ... I just meant that it looked like a menorah . You're going to crush that dog's hopes and dreams Totally understandable . Those drapes are horrible ! At first I read " My daughter and her first BF " , then I was like " awwwwww " , and clicked the link I clicked in hopes of good Miss Scarlett . How presidential of him ... NH-D 14 and you only take it to 4.0 ghz ? Hmm .. How do I check that ? It seems to work in MS Word when I copy-pasted the > Thanks for calling a large chunks of us " fools " . if your teammate died so soon to the point where you have lives to spare , then that life is obviously going to be wasted on a bad player . I appears in Word , but only the _ is Roboto . The rest ( at least on my machine ) is in Tunga . Only one way to describe this feeling : What the fuck did I just watch . I have the agree they are horrible ugly shoes ! Why do you like them so much ? Do people at the pharmacy go like I put all that blurb into Google - it suggested Frankenstein Blue Velvet is fucking amazing . " After reading the script , Hopper called Lynch and told him " You have to let me play Frank Booth . Because I am Frank Booth ! " You stole that poor kids karma ! I think there is something out of place " You can travel to the moon , you can become immortal by biogenetics , you can have sex with animals or whatever , but look at the field of society and economy " ... I've just dropped you an invite , depending on ping ect I could be interested in chipping in a little . ( but I'm a bit of a poor student and from NZ Job security wut ? Paper Bag Syndrome ? My gf is a lurker on reddit and she is from Dayton . Though , she mostly comes for the cat pictures and memes Half the time you spend in inventories Really ... your work keyboard is a Razer Lycosa ? ... are you your own Boss ? working at home ? Not true . When this happens you take a screenshot of your post and a screenshot of the other post , lay them side by side and make a new post with the subject Does Usopp have haki ? He said " 1 ... 2 .... 3 shots , you will be hit by me . " or something like that . ლ ( Blizzard should have stuck with the original 151 . Is it silicon based ? Well i hope you remember when the first probie got killed by the IRA very relevant username ... One time I got a whole rack of Doritos after a Timbers match . Another one of the people that use the " It's shit like this ... " backwards . that user name better be relevant WTF indeed I'll do cataclysm and if I still need I guess I'll step foot on that wreched piece of land that I so much hate . No TLO I have no balls to bust sir S would be disappointed ... So about the part where I said I * didn't want to cheat and look it up * ... I dont That's what I did , but I wanted the internet to know I was He was big on composting too . I posted this same exact article yesterday and only got 2 upvotes Everyone who doesn't get this joke gets downvoted . No , I think they would prefer to be in an aquarium that is an appropriate size for its species , with a filter and heater to keep water conditions stable . internet explorer .... You know Totalbiscuit is getting really creative with his titles nowadays I think it's fake . NO . GO AWAY . THAT IS NOT RELEVANT AT ALL . I feel so ironically conflicted when I gleam at the sight of a burning book written by Bill O'Reilly . What's odd is I said it wasn't hard to locate ( it really wasn't ) . Yet , I can't seem to replicate how easy it was to locate . Interesting ! I'll definitely try it out . I can't play CoQ on this laptop because for some reason it doesn't have a numpad ... I didn't know what a port wine stain was , so I was expecting a woman covered in red wine Sarah would've wanted you to use the proper form of " you are " . I touch the tips of my fingers to the tip of my thumb in order from index to pinky sometimes , not sure why . Anything to do with your birthday candles ? I live in Wisconsin , how could i ever forget ... * * The icon shows a 3-1 / 2 " floppy too . Yes ! I've been meaning to get to him . First , though I need to wrap up the Yay penis ! My apologies , didn't know it was a repost . The Knights of New won't let it get through then . I was actually surprised someone posted it on facebook and was taking it seriously . Hence the Snake eyes . Bananas will be difficult . But I'll try . But this happened on saturday Edit : Double post At first I was like I think that shit's from Iceland ... remember seeing a movie once where a young icelandic girl try to convince her danish friends that actually - sheep brain is delicious ... I've had four , two that hospitalized me . I hate them ! ! ! They run in my family It's still interesting , I like lapdancers / strippers . And you put them in god damn Comic Sans . stop that i'll be in my bunk Fifth generation . I know , Sean Trying to divide by zero .. They paid it back with stock that is quickly losing value is that a picture of a computer screen ? Yeah but George totally stole " Something " from that Beatles album . Let it Be . Alright , which fuckhead edited the page with LotR content ? First guy to die loses ! not only bigger people , but you know ... You're drunk right now aren't you ? ? Ahem . Gera * * L * * d Finley is * * * Canadian * * * * * what the actual fuck ... Water . I'm cutting right now . This belongs in / r / NSFW , not / r / bicycling . I still react that way occasionally . Who said anything about bad You can now attend IPL events ! I think you mean Skyrim Don't say I didn't try . Wikipedia , for all your information needs , from anal fisting , to magical swords , to zoology I don't always approve of things , but when I do , its something this awesome λ - ‿ - ... except that the Hornet , which you have listed as Gallente , is actually a Caldari Drone . that subreddit no longer exists Not sure if trolling or just incredibly stupid Wow , now I just feel silly for ever questioning the ever-loving presence of our lord and savior jesus christ . Thanks TRUTH group for * * objectivity * * in Origins Science ! Dude ... This isn't funnyjunk . I really don't approve this Wait , free will has been nearly disproved as well ? What ? ? When ? ? ? And why haven't I heard of this ? ? ? ? ? I mount my zombie ! I never thought I would read those words and approve of them . this is the perfect depiction of I didn't say what he did was wrong , I'm just saying it's all on him . But if he's so great , why doesn't he invent more TV channels ? A golden boat would swim ? <3 at first Don't ruin my dreams it's done to prevent you from doing that ... you are bigger menace then piracy I see what you did there Never seen a comic like this before ! One guy is doing the Asian eyes thing for a Honda . I wouldn't recommend it ! House Stark ? Freedom fries So ... you're not a girl ? Now it's really awkward Or where his Kage Bunshin's orchestrate a Coup d ' état ? ! Poor Interceptor . You're a shadow of a human being . Not every theist is an idiot , only the ones who falsely follow their religion , the ones who do not understand what being religious truly means No Kyle Katarn ? hiring slaves . Everyone must have thought you were batshit insane Then what is it Implying it hasn't always been educationally irrelevant It seems that you have visited my frat house one too many times Sure they are ... I LOL'd and then Remove the sign and let the trolling begin . OH MY GOD ! That guy's arm just got caught in the back of the garbage truc ..... Haha ! I get it ! Gays are loose , feminine and mentally unstable ! HAHAHA ! Shouldn't you have the Heat sink fan facing the other way so it blows the air into the fan blowing it strait out of the tower ? And Bro 550W power supply ? Nice try Samsung CEO This is nothing compared to MOBA games . Tyler to HuK : Nope , don't know what it means . ( irony ) Last time I ordered one they forgot to put fish on it . A fan of Ubisoft ! ? ! I live in Austin , too . Torchy's rocks ! My favorite is the Dirty Sanchez but I always get all Wow , first round opponent . Really ? Funny you say that because my street does get pretty dar ...... There's nothing wrong with either of those things Okay , we need to talk . It's not okay to try and get your sister to show you her tits . you cant fuck with super powers like that , you will rip her in half ! then your a murderer * * Do you even read your posts before you post them to check that they make logical sense in the point that you are trying to make ? If you're not against weed then why make an uneducated comment putting it in a negative light ? That seems to be the definition of " against weed . " I felt the magnitude of my Facebook Newsfeed flooded by " earthquake " and " did you feel that earthquake ? " statuses I always put Please tell me she didn't name it after the character from Twilight . This isn't really a rage comic Reading this , I went from Now you're just being mean ....... dont I was as well . Hvor helvede er det dog henne ! ? You have a lot more to apologize for than picture quality . It's BioWare Austin doing the work on TOR , very few Texans involved . Why is my name above a giant heart That is in no way helpful to what I was asking We are most certainly not MaloWolves . Get that shit outta here ! Let's all run in and downvote the meat eaters ! This , except the questions come from your significant other . You've got a T where you don't need it and no T where you do need it . What ! You mean , " who hasn't " , right ? I experienced a double Why did you not laugh your ass off ? Why would I do that when I can play Molyneux's latest opus , Holding Hands with Your Dog III ? I heard before it was released he claimed it would revolutionize gaming as we know it . You were pregnant ? Not sure if having sex or having baby Or still , " 5 minutes to ' soon ' " . Your brother used to wear pigtails ? his eyes I work with girl named Sparrow Rats are can be trained to sniff out landmines Fuck you guys , im going home ! I second this . I brought my exams / notes to academic skills centre , was also told to pay acessability a visit . A few weeks of counciling and a month later I was diagnosed with ADHD . A . D . effing H . D . I'm still waiting for that job . " Hmm ... only one comment . I bet it's not .. " * checks comment * AP Alistar Is he paying for it ? Wife made this our wedding procesional . That's second base . > My finances are a dental hygienist ... No , you need Android for that right now " As a side note it has also just occurred to me that I might in fact be a bad person . " Yep , pretty much . I can just imagine a dude with some weird fetish or something ... " David Mcrandomname just shared ' Freaky weird upside down horse anal ' ! " What really kills me is when someone doesn't thnk they are late until it's time to be there , doesn't think they shoudl start getting ready until they think they are late and then think that I don't see right through " Just wait for me in the car " .. Dear God , If I could only stay in-game long enough I can't mean face , but I can certainly I upvoted when I saw the picture . Then I saw your team logo ... Do your essay Numbers 19 and 21 Lithuanian Discotech Dad is a most likely * not * their dad . TIL You don't fuck Skyrim . Even when trying to be funny . So this is just a spam post ? Just straight up self promotion and money making ? 70 ? 70 is practically Siberia in Georgia I'm impressed they are getting two Adele's to perform . Fuck you Speaking of Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 , anyone have any Idea how to rotate the whole screen ? I've been playing for weeks but only figured out how to rotate objects Right handed ..... Every , single , time According to this I better move to Cleveland Funny , that's the sort of thing my girlfriend's always saying ... * * your * * Who wants their dick to be gnawed on ? You got a problem with posting kitty pics , bra ? What happens when you click it I like my pornstars to remain alive once the film is done . US + Canada = Reddit ? ! I'm a homophobe and I still his face = I had 8 years experience getting out of college . I live in California . My interviews were fantastic . As one person put it ' you are really really good at getting complex ideas across simply succinctly have you thought about teaching ' . Me : " literal crap storm " Oh yea , cause everyone likes bac .... At first I was You're face is arguing the same point . do banelings usually wear high heels ? My friend's cat stands with her head by my mouth in attempt to steal my soul as I sleep . She also licked a wound on my arm while I was sleeping . It was really infected after that . I kissed her nose serious reply . Mine drag Q-tips out of the trash after I use them to clean my ears , and chew them . And I'm all , Apparently carrier is completely gone , and mothership has been removed , with mass recall becoming a nexus ability . But still ... removed Carrier , keep Battlecruiser " Growing Gaming as a sport in Namibia " At least every comment so far is completely trashing this moron ... Although 44 people liked it on Facebook why would they use that wording I wish I could upvote this more . Soooo you may have caused death or injury of maybe one to five people , and you decided you'd make it worse by not calling 911 with the phone in your pocket . I don't always find former students on reddit , but when I do , I don't click on their past comments for fear of seeing something I don't want to Your parts list is too cluttered His username is MikeSpader . 2 words ? Seriously ? .... what did you do There are now several of the box sets on eBay , I hate people that do that , why buy them if you're not going to enjoy them yourself and just turn around and sell them for profit Thats only 8 dots The people who call themselves moon / sun bros makes me lose more and more respect for them and their respective covenants . this is the most disturbing comic I've seen in awhile .. How is exchanging one bill for another supposed to stop the circulation ? Is there any way somepony can make a gif of her flipping the cloud ? ( ╯ Why is Artosis wearing t-shirt with bronze league logo I think I would have preferred half-eye fry bullshit to witnessing this . I don't know how many times I have seen this image submitted here before ... wait until right before christmas when you start seeing shit for the fourth of july , then you'll be all HEY maybe we'll get to see Nestea during the GSL final ! Warning , child porn . an upvote and a * * I can only assume that you need a napkin now ... the look of disapproval would be perfect there " the left " u say ... while facing towards the monitor To those wondering , the OP is probably referring to the Ghost busters vehicle but there is another noteworthy detail to this photo : The auto body shop that has a very steep angle entrance-way causing damage to any car that drives over it quickly ( as seen by the scraped pavement ) and just about all modded & sports cars . It's absolutely brilliant marketing but very They informed me via on-line account message . To be honest with you , thats not exactly the biggest problem at blizzcon Moonee Waters ' face in the opening = The way Reddit's agonizing about them , I'd thought there'd be more Kempetai shit going down . You are disappoint . This is how bored I am . Haha , party in high school ? As if my parents would ever have let me out for long enough to party . especially with all the blizzard quotes about how they have more money than they can think of how to spend " Not all theists are close minded after all " Um ... I came here expecting a fight . Damn your rational discussion . Time to cruise / r / politics > Fucking wicker . " Club " ( A blunt , simple weapon ): Picture of a Macuahuitl ( A complex , edged weapon ) . Refuses to pay hourly rate for vector logo rebuild Am I the only one who thinks this is retarded ? no heads .... I have no idea why I'd pay for an app like that . Make sure you include user feedback so we can see which restaurants claim to have gluten free items that really aren't . I'm looking at you Chez Zee No it makes total sense . If nobody gets married , politicians will suddenly stop hating the gays and let them get married ! That's clearly the only logical solution here . hardly spoiler rage Google has had voice commands for years . I don't really care how ' personal ' it can be ... just do what I say . Hell , there are even apps you can DL from the market that are a little more in depth , like Vlingo that will open apps for you and what not . I didn't buy my phone to have a conversation with it It's not funny . Perhaps artists need to separate hobbies and real jobs This is why we can't have nice things ... Arc spell requires warp gate research ... Arc spell requires warp gate research ... .... definition of a skank . Arby's with fur . It's Harry Potter When I tended bar near YVR , some old fart Yankees gave me American dollar coins as tips . Whereas anything 25 cents and under is treated the same , those dollars and half-dollars were worth exactly zero to me since neither banks nor exchange houses will convert coins . Since we were part of a hotel near the airport , we also took American cash . He's no crab , he's a decapodian you ignorant peasant 00:54 The wolves . Might want to include floors 6 and 8 as well Ouch . That's gotta hurt ! You forgot to mention that you gave us Avril Lavigne too . Subway always has a great selection .... but brand ? ? ? ? Waited waited , this is not a gif . Heaven forbid someone should wish to discuss cooking on a cooking subreddit . They prefer to be called Gameboy Americans . I for one love the christianbashing pictures on the interwebz , so I'm afraid I can't agree with you . Also , stop randomly browsing imgur for pics . I misread your parenthetical as ' at least 7 ' as in 7 years old ... IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY ! Way to make me spit pop all over the library's keyboard and monitor . her saying it doesn't reveal anything to him , you know , since humans have the ability to * lie * After playing , I can honestly say that they look really weird . It's not that they're ugly or anything , but they just look too out of place . When in a huge battle , they look like awkward skinny boxing robots . I think if they were to make them a little shorter and wider like a traditional mech or Goliath , it wouldn't look so This looks exactly like my best friends dad . > telling a minor ..... to get undressed in front of you is legal ? Diverse .... mfw you think you know what everyone else thinks " Eaten our cold lunch of oil sausages and cornbread washed " It's been a year and I didn't realize ... This is good , but ... " YOUR NOT LEAVING " no , this one . with a username like that ? ? Blizzard ... Well now I'm poor Reddit : Now with more Upvoted for the username . Can't argue with that . when my cat gets full from eating , she pisses over the left over food in her bowl so the other cats cant eat it you didn't know that at age 8 ? I still know people older than myself who have never seen Star Wars . I can't When she's back in Asia , I bet she doesn't even look twice at the Dog-on-a-stick stand ... you mean iCock ? I got rejected by a girl who said she was a " chubby chaser . " I'm not talking about extremely senior citizens , they don't even like color TV . I'm talking about 10-50 year olds that haven't seen it . They know all about it and have tons of opportunities to see it , but haven't . Meanwhile they like the new trilogy . A PC gamer who buys games from gamestop ? I'm not a teacher ( yet ) , but one of the teachers in my old high school got in trouble for having sex with two of her students ( both at her home and at the high school ) . She got 9 months in jail and is currently on probation . Driving a convertible during winter Ok well first of all they weren't black and secondly True , and Los Angeles water is just I approve Floating flower pot Sourced from the Daily Mail In the middle of Blizzcon ? What I'm trying to figure out is why he's driving a G550 if he owns the hottest nightclubs in London and Paris . It just doesn't add up That kid ate salad fingers ... It's shit like this ... It all comes together ! The entire party was just really good marketing for your housemate search Jesus Christ .. Some pants would be nice ... even the hulk keeps his pants on . Come on now . coach to fix looks ? You mean you couldn't care less Blue was about to win , but then server disconnects ... how convenient I just saw this sign a few months ago in the town of West Yellowstone in Montana . My wife thought it was hilarious , I was disgusted . I asked why in the world would anyone put that sign up it is so messed up . She said " how so it is just so dad's stop the car what is so wrong with that . " I said I thought it was about abuse and she called me disgusting and gave me that look I went to public school in the states . I knew about that . That account hasn't been used in 4 months , I can have my fun cant I ? Dat trigger discipline ... I don't get it , oh wait ... She just got sick of his name , I don't see what the big deal is . You must be doing it wrong . This is the first thing I thought . Then I realized , heck , they're in love , who cares . But it still bothers me . Yeah , girls are only worthwhile with big or fake tits . I clicked expecting porn . I am disappoint . I did not deride the other team . First person platforming ? Microsoft is marketing this as a new thing And it can be in Standard Galactic Alphabet ! Yes . The SS death's head was used by the American Rangers . Certainly . With his penis . Just too high . First toke in six months , so just one was ( had to look it up on Facebook , so here are the eyes : ) From a Doctor Who fan : Not cool , dude Yeah , I don't know what the fuck's wrong with that thread . I can't tell if they are genuinely pissed off or just trolling . The whole killing gay people comparison was rediculous . Pretty much the definition of Isn't this PS3 , not Xbox 360 ? No , I generally don't feel the need to attack such people . Nor do many other people in r / atheism . I do , however , get somewhat annoyed by all the white knights that come galloping in here chastising ridiculous strawmen for not being tolerant enough . I like how you get all these sexy pictures of like Tasteless , and John looking baws etc etc , and then there is Artosis Seriously ? Couldn't you have Googled before asking ? I'm hoping that the male equivalent to these aren't crotch shots Sit-ups are terrible for your back .... It's funny because Alice's face looks like this : What happened to the whale's teeth ? i dont like the jacket of the one on the far right and the shoes Stealing your jokes from youtube comments ? This happened 1 month ago . You hit Eleanor Roosevelt What kind of spoilers could possibly be posted in r / mylittlepony ? I made you a Sweden crest because you said you wanted one . And now you've immediately changed it to Man City . Is that ... Is that english ? Every time ... Maybe if you'd tried looking up the * root * word ... I hate to suggest it , but you can get #227 and up for free as an iTunes podcast … > So , I can't remember the name of the song , or the lyrics or the band , I know I know * popular * ! ? That letter is so Kawaii It's an evening , and I'm totally shattered . I have a simple coursework assignment for Uni to do ( installing Apache on a VM , thrilling stuff That almost all straight porn is entirely marketed for men ? I GET it , but it's frustrating that everything you click on is a closeup of HER , while HE looks like a complete trash-bag . And he's just ramming her crazy-style and I'm like I KNOW . Some sites have a " For the Ladiezz ! " link , but it's always entirely lesbians . If we switched bodies for 24 hours , I'd have to show him how to do makeup , and he'd have to show me how to unclog a toilet . Think again I lived in Edinburgh for 14 years . A friend once told me how an American stopped them on Princes Street asking where the castle was and when they were told it was behind them they commented that they thought it would be bigger My tennis captain told me the radar they use in tennis tourneys registers just after impact . The one we tried registered at the net . We are talking quite a difference in reading if this is true . My best was 102 and I have a pretty zippy serve , but 102 is not even a ( men ) pro's second serve . I hate spiders . I think you might be holding some sort of record for " most downvotes on the albany subreddit " Well arn't I just captain obvious . internet explorer ... What ? Don't worry , I didn't get it at first either . I knew she had quite a few lines that referenced her beauty , so all I could think about is trying to pair that with a line about taking your breath away .. then I read the first couple comments .. Why ? Knowing history makes you anti-semitic . 7.9 million of those views were people saying ' hey , you gotta see this video , it's awesome . ' Don't do this guys , it always ends in disappointment . God dammit . I want my doctors to be twin Jackie Chans from now on . Anything less will disappoint me gravely . Troy ... What .... The .... Fuck .... I bet all that trivia was tons of fun . Uh yea , WTF ? What is disrespectful about seeing what happened ? I didn't make jokes about it . I didn't poke fun at him . I posted a video of the crash , wished him to rest in peace , and stated that he died doing something he obviously loved . Tell me where the disrespect is . apparently 21 was the lowest number he could get with that account name , so there are 20 other fuck_women redditors You just wanted to make a word that rhymes with orange didn't you ? What kind of a pen is that ? Oh yes we do " bought us to tickets " ... and they use INTERNET EXPLORER . Yes . And you forgot Redguards . tl ;d r Same here , then proceeded to read your post as Brian versus brain ... I'm not ready for the weekend to be over Nice bro ... surprised there's no other comments Arizona here , California spills over into here all the time and I loath it . Especially the people who moved here because it was cheaper then bitched about how things were different . No shit they were different , thats why it was cheaper here cute ! ? Yeah , of the dozens of times my cat has thrown up , literally only once has he done so on the hardwood in the kitchen . It's always on the carpet ... or the bedspread ... or a chair ... Why is it default - 10 degrees ? That's * not * what yvaN_ehT_nioJ meant . I don't belive you why hasnt this enzyme been applied to be used in mammalian dna yet ? wow , this kinda freaked me out .. i was barely able to read the wiki page with him staring me like that > Sports that don't involve the Sounders in the state of Washington The headline actually made my day . Good thing I didn't actually read it / read comments until tonight I would , due to my sunscreen allergy . ahaha . starting to feel like he's just trololol-ing us all . I'm so confused . You know exactly what I mean Carriers will continue to be in Brood War , if I'm not mistaken . Butt fucking was ? You took it this seriously but didn't bother to at least measure with skinfold calipers ? He seems to have a very difficult time with some simple questions Just today I was wondering if there were a way to single-handingly disable this feature on all installed games . I really despise how you have to select " I don't like fun " to disable that POS . Just today I was wondering if there were a way to single-handingly disable this feature on all installed games . I really despise how you have to select " I don't like fun " to disable that POS . And you sat alone ? NED broke CA ! That it is . But judging by these comments , I guess it's frowned upon to play , which I'm just learning now r / Same here sort of ; but it happens when I look at the dude on the left Besides the legal system and the downvote system . Get alien blue . It comes with a drop down menu that has the The best way I've found is to copy pasta . But someone showed a way to change the keyboard to the language that has the what makes me the tappable one bro ? Haha , challenge accepted The YouTube comments are pissing me off . Everyone on YouTube would've apparently rather preferred to have already seen the jumpy scenes before watching the scary movie ... Nice effin mess bro Small child has your tongue bro ? What section were you in ? I was in the front row of 404 which were pretty damn good seats . Can't really get an up close look of the people but a great view of the stage in general with nobody blocking my view . All the randomly screaming fangirls had me You are not helping There is also a Counter Strike B-Hop tutorial with the annotation , " Proof of 9/11 being a conspiracy " who said anything about atheism ? I said SCIENCE . Now I really want pineapple . I just cut one a couple days ago , but not this epicly . He is too young to be the Hero of Time . Lock up his soul in the temple of time for 7 years . ( this makes the second comment I've made about little boys today . Oh , is that why there were tourists in NFL shirts on my bus last night ? They paid with * cash * . My dad does . * It's kinda horrifying is what it is . According to the comments , he has quite the fan-base I want Me Gusta You tell me Being afraid of belly buttons is a legit phobia , Nate ! And stop karma whoring my weird habits I think this may be fake . Obviously . we must obey . I speak four languages . Not helpful , tweet_poster . also , that fucking soul patch RES has a feature where you click a bottom to type it . I also have a shortcut on my iPhone that types it out . In conclusion : ... what ? Yeah , I always seem to have this dream where I'm rescuing my cat from being bitten by a snake . They'll occur in different settings but basically I'm outside of the door of my old house and I can see the snake going into the house from a window . I can't get into the house because the snake is blocking the way and it'll bite me . I think one time I pulled it out back through the window 37,000 comment karma ? There's that picture of him in a speedo I saw way back when . They had to do an autopsy to figure that out ? That wasn't even * close * to being funny . On the NFL site some fan of the Vikings was defending " If you had a huge guy coming at you you'd kick him in the balls too . " .... No such luck , I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way . Would you stop with the " HPGary's emails showed a sock puppet campaign " . Lets accuse everyone of being sock puppets , that'll help . Many times the door from my stairs becomes jammed . Therefore I have no choice but to take the elevator . The amount of Niece , not daughter , ffs . I'm almost afraid to google that . But the baseballs are faster than huntsman arrows He " had his way " with your girlfriend ? I don't want to live on this planet anymore . What ! ? What vaginas have you been smelling ? You are either a wizzard or Chuck Testa ! I meant the Currently reading this on my iPhone on an El platform . I'm glad you can be considered a red-head when you dye it Is that legal ? I know people that just learned about alt tab ... why do i have a boner all of a sudden Xin Zhao on release . There were balance issues too ... some particle effects were nearly impossible to see . Like , oh , all of Anivia's skills ... I don't think we're talking about the same game Thats bull , I love the old systems . We used have 4 Gameboy classics and there all sold . But anytime we have a Gameboy color its sold with in a week of being shelved . Sure you can play Pokemon on a GBA but most people wanna play it the way it was intended . On an other note it doesn't cost us anything to keep something on sale that doesn't depreciate , unlike wii accessory's You would know ? Nope , shit stains are not a usual occurrence with anal . Not for me at least . Oh yeah , forgot about that . Your nightmare dude ! Damn , that's a pretty fucked up prank Is that horse wearing star socks ? As a Dad , all I have to add to this conversation is Nope , I use prism stones all the time so I know they can't be reclaimed . Also , those fucking things lie man . I've dropped loads off of ledges to check if the fall was OK and each time it didn't make a horror noise and I attempted to make the jump I still died They spared no expense , yet * pink * seemed like a good idea for polo shirts Wow , this led me to the wiki page for Rastafari , and I've got to wonder how many people use the symbol of marijuana smoking , without knowing the real religion and belief behind it . I wonder if they'd stop glorifying it if they knew more about the true meaning of the colors and belief system . Because if you like it in the Western world , you're completely against everything Rastafarians believe in , and you're living in " Babylon . " Don't even get me started on if you're white . One sick and twisted person on facebook apparently liked this Twisted fate , AOE Gold card Watching Sunshine reminded me how badass the Sun is . Made me kind of want to become a Sun-worshiper . Wow , the comments on that article are making my eyes bleed . Now going after people for large-scale tax evasion is a direct attack on wealth and a sinister socialist plot ? I need to stop reading comment sections on new websites . One minute everyone is bitching that nobody pays enough taxes , then the next they're bitching when people are being prosecuted for not paying what they owe . I give up . Except that bisexual is a real orientation , and agnosticism only makes sense when linked to another term . Motherfuckin Kool-Aid man . Use the door . Why did I automatically assume this was a link to scat ? Tell them they wouldn't survive in a real college or find a real job . I guess it's karma anyhow for them . And our taxes go towards their welfare checks ... If it was NYC it would be smashed in minutes , not hours but ... at least they'd be generous enough to leave something floating in the water Omfg how is that bear doing that ? I'd rather not know . Now , back to my I never understood why they don't do the wired stunts with girls . I guess it would lead to a lot of upskirt shots . I really , really miss IntelliScreen . In fact , I still can't believe Apple has not implemented this functionality yet ! A pun from a Jay-Z song released 7 years ago ? How topical . Coming from AssViolator R / circlejerk is that way cuz you want in ass What ? I feel sorry for Americans , having to cope with making the choice between Google Music , Amazon Cloud and iTunes Match why didn't you just say " hey so can I come back another day ? " when they said they had nothing in the office to the dull the pain Celebrity gossip juicy Great manicure ! They look terrifying Well , I checked you out , because you can never be too careful nowadays .... and I'm sorry , but I just cannot love a hipster . Why did you have to write that Everyone should google Mayor Jennings ... he's a fan of bronzing and tanning ( I live in Albany ) . Poor bastard looks like an oompah loompah , sadly , I think he was given the mayor for life ticket , it's been forever Some of us voted for them specifically so they would be able to do that . CTRL + F " Brown vs . the Board of Education , first precedent to desegregate black school children . How bout that one , did we do good ? looks like shop classes in high school could have prevented this Oh damn She tried it once , there was a dog passing by the car while waiting at a red light ... I approve , curse you for making me approve YOU STILL AREN'T , ARE YOU ? Ya wot ! ? What do you think he means ? " The idea is expected to make a big splash . " I approve I don't think this applies here ... You have my pledge when I post again I'll keep it shorter . SO HELP ME GOD ... Maurice Jones-Drew is practically dropping the ball every play " IHOP menu " ... Prove it and we might take you seriously . Might . He's talented , but that's nothing like Picasso at all . wow not even penalties help this raven's offense Jesus is the new black Sidebar for Sportscenter 2 Tebow Times ... Next they'll make car manufacturers liable for the way people drive . It's spread to the uk now also Because the President did all of those things himself Dude I think you blew your tonsil out of your nose * Some people get passionate for the things they love * . I got me ... * must not be in denial * a ... a .... uh ... a jolly rancher AHHHH NO ! But , what will we do with all the people locked up for something that is legal ? Set them free ! Because children never curse their parents Dude , I feel you . Every damn time I check out a restaurant website , it seems that I find a new way to be shocked at how stupid design can get . I want to call a local place that sells cornish pasties for some tasty delivery , Awesome ! Go to copy the phone number into GChat's phone call widget ... NOPE ! The number's in a damned image . Either is applicable . Oh no a 1 year old with social anxiety ? Reddit is now officially my Facebook wall . I've got me a pittie mix at home . Big ' ol ugly dude , with the sweetest personality in the world . Unfortunately , most folks first impression isn't of personality , but of PIT BULL ! ! Oh I wish I could have done that , I know you won't believe me , but it was a group of four guys taking turns on their 5X5 routine on one squat area and then on the other squat area there were two guys taking turns . My cat did this . One day around Christmas time I saw like a quarter inch piece of tinsel sticking out of my cats ass . I was like wtf ! ? ! I grabbed it and he proceded to walk away - the tinsel was about 10 inches long Because it's what my plugs look like . And they're 220v . No units ? ? And you call yourself an engineer ? ? Yeah .. especially when you are stealing from another NGO to fund your own . Stop hitting on me . what about pet bunnies ? oh my ... YOU WIN ! can we all go home now ? yes , " i need backup ! " was the closest thing to " medic ! " i could find . When a Heavy keeps moving into the fray with no ammo just because he's ubered . Diarrhea is 8 letters , aren't we all ? I wasn't going to downvote you then you bitched about downvotes multiple targets ? You would not believe how common this is . I work at an ER , and people leave shit embedded for days * or weeks * before coming to get it removed . Yeah , my uncle had that happen ... Except the spider laid eggs * in his ear canal * . Finally we have a release date ! .... for a trailer . Looks like I delivered ;-) You were supposed to lie down and die quickly Yep ..... that's what the half-arrows back and forth mean . Glad that's what he took away from the picture . No smileys uh ? Hey ! I use my perfectly functional typewriter all the time without any problems you're not even an adult kiddo ... Shining my shoes , hilarious ... what do you mean YOU people ? I thought he was being ironic at first , my mistake .. Just realised I subconsciously carbon copied the title of another sub accidentally Weren't you thinking of the Children when you made that ? If you were , please stop thinking about the children . Mental patient has access to screws and paperclips The only thing I have below Rec is my card , I have the card right below the GTX 260 People were a creative bunch back in the day ... Uh huh ... Im not buying it because I cant run it on my laptop missing one Same thing here . I'll be walking down the hallway at work and for no apparent reason my knee will just let go on the leg I happen to be supported by which causes me to stumble . Scumbag Knee . Have you taken your pills ? If not - please take them . If you did - stop it . I did NOT want to know that At first I was like It blew my mind lol , it made me stop and ponder whether everyone's soulmate could possibly just be themselves in the ' opposite gender ' parallel universe . Unless it's more like their siblings .. now its just weird . I clicked on the link , instantly thinking " Oh , it's this guy . He's so over the top and tries so hard , le sigh " then proceeded to laugh my ass off for the next 10mins ... Actually , white blood cells aren't even involved . The body forms a membrane around the object , just to isolate it from the rest of your organs . I guess mine is just really paranoid . I dont think i want * any * crackhead hooker walking around my neighborhood . Dugtrio is confused ! It hurt itself in it's confusion ! Dugtrio Fainted ! Time to pop a Ritalin , and get warmed up for that placement match Back to 4chan , the lot of you . Yeah , I'm currently interested in the Asus Sabertooth , but it's like $ 189.99 . Third . ಠ_ಠ Occasionally , but I don't go on Reddit everyday . If only I had this much time on my han ... feets says the username chronic_bluntsmoker Yes , Alex Smith . The media does nothing but talk about how great he is . Exaggerating how bad people are is wrong ! People who do this are the problem with our country ! You agreed to let reddit decide . Sometimes , shit just happens ... Not that I'm calling you shit I have that same shirt Yes , but what did you do with your wife and daughter's bodies ? We did evolve to eat meat when it was available . We've also evolved to hunt it . Consequently meat does taste good to the majority of the population this in the past has ensured that we'd go out of our way to eat it . I'm not sure if you were downvoted as a result of bad vegan science or because someone had a difference of opinion ... either way ... Surely a real space ninja would be able to escape Was it Minish Cap that had the ice temple with the penguins ? Those fucking penguins One of my classmates got into a sledding accident and had a twig lodged into the side of his head . About a year later he's getting frustrated dealing with doctors about it and pulls the fucking thing out of his head in the shower and then brings it to the officers meeting for our club But , she's not on your bed hmmm nah ..... too complicated Yes , things like this would've been added much sooner if the game was put out by EA or Activision directly That's exactly what he described . As long as you registered your hardware you should be able to download the latest version . If you haven't ( Or like he's ready for the guillotine . First learned about toxoplasmosis when the wife was pregnant , requiring me to change the cat box for the better part of the year Mac keyboard ? Way to be creative . Really stretched it on those green aliens , though , huh ? you don't flush ? " so you're a Brony ? " What ever the ideology , it was and is a dumb idea . Anyone notice the smiling sperm figure on the cable box > Development on Steam has slowed ? Really ? You have to ask ? Actually they all went to friends and family and I only asked an optional donation of $ 75 dollars to help with the vet bills . They are adorable puppies , not money Formatting on this web page is horrible . If I zoom in so I can read the article the text on left side of the page disappears . Why would steam set off the fire alarms ? 800 upvotes and I have this same picture on my desktop Did you just fucking tell me to get cancer ? > And there's no junk , like microwaved potatoes ( ಠ_ಠ ) , salads from a bag ( ಠ_ಠ ) , three month old pies ( Gah ! Well , at least now I know that cameras do that . I have 8 fingers Absolutely not . I don't see how this is NSFW it's just a bulge in his pa ...... Scumbag Bama fan : makes valid point I've gone where no redditor has gone before . Also , I bet if this were posted on youtube , the post with the highest up-votes would be the idiot who wrote " THUMBS UP IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS IN 2011 ! ! @ $ & ! ( ! & ( * % & " Most of these expensive , oversize trucks I see are completely clean , and they're parked in the street , sticking halfway out . Gaming on Laptops The only porn sprays I've seen are My Little Pony By this point in time , I'm going to be offended if Tate does not at least shoot up a playground . AT LEAST What did I just watch ? Wow .. That wasn't listed in the end credits at all ! Yeah , how awful that you relieve yourself in a place with water and soap running over the floor .. * HEY * . We are fucking REAL , goddammit . There is no way this is already 11 years old ... I spent the entire video watching and waiting for you to rescue a calf from a channel 7 years ! ! ? Cannot be unheard And some retarded digimon furry porn . This is reddit You don't have to be very old to remember that We get less Americans in KFC's over here , funny that . Definitely prefer you with longer hair , and I like your eyes . But yeah , you are absolutely not remotely ugly or even average , you are above average =D ! That last pic really shows your figure in a good way , like I want you next to me type . Ok enough of the creeper talk Why was the black guy the fastest ? Someone downvoted the bot Great shot but I still twitched when I saw the abundance of snipers on the crane . In the vein yeah , like the dubstep isn't bad , but dear god that rap is unforgivable Haha yea I have a friend who got hand to hand was ridiculous , I searched to see if anything for me was glitched , it says Ive owned 8,987 , 623,446 horses , Who are you calling fat ? roll what ? Yep . My sister is a Nicole ! No , what you do is " don't go " to australia ... from oregon . It's not easy being green I've been that friend who was awkwardly " asleep " while my friends snuck a quickie . Trust me , the friend knew I don't know wether I should be laughing or go like Abortion and adoption are * NOT * methods by which to absolve you of responsibility . FLIP A TABLE You talkin bout my family ! It's remarkable that objects orbit on basically the same plane and in the same direction as the planet's rotation . I guess magnetic fields explain this , thus reinforcing my frustration with understanding magnets . It actually got better again after mine ( i'm last in the image ) . I should post it for karma but ... Shut up . Just thought someone could help with something more simplified . But thanks for your input . > " Because only theists are pro-life You're never too old for LEGO . TIL FUCKING NOTHING YOU ACCIDENTLY YOUR CAPS LOCK .... Let me get this straight : you somehow already " know " how your future girlfriend will react to a physically and emotionally traumatizing event ? All of my farts are smelly one way or another . You have just made me feel that every time I lay some stinky cable that something is wrong with me . Thanks for that . CAN'T YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT MIGHTYMOUSE ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! thats how the coke got stuck ... And mine was a anti-joke . Chill twice . He is like : Me too . Neither one of them was an abstract artist . What do you mean " those kind of people " ? I got Manectric .... This pleases me Ah , this reminds me of that time I saw a Japanese Porn , AKA Hentai ad about shooting lazers in a girl's boobs .. and her enjoying it , so glad it was censored City officials said so . Must be true . I know exactly what you mean . One time I was in an argument with a coworker about the Iraq war . He started getting louder and shouting more as I brought out fact after fact to prove my point . At the end he shouts that he doesn't pay attention to politics and doesn't know all that much but I was obviously wrong . Except you weren't subscribed I'm a Hispanic and I don't know how to react . Should I give you the Looks like my room when I was 12 you'd only be spiting yourself , my friend . think about it . Guys standing around with machine guns and flip flops . That is what I mean by " Those kind of people " More or less a Omnia W in a bigger case ... I'm an aspiring stewardess . I'm keeping an eye out on you . > gay ! > At the Montebello protests , some of the protesters had the same boots as the riot police Sees username ... Gross dude , spinach pie ? C-c-c-c-c-cooombo breaks the future-to-be * faps slowly * comment . Seems like all of the scientists first reacted with " I read that as ' child milk ' , and I was all watcha got there is thats a pictoral of metaknight reverse cowgirl fucking jigglypuff in the ass while Kirby goes down on them ...... that ain't right What you did . It's there and I see it ha .... I have a CVS drug store a block away , and I used to buy 1.75 L of rum every 2-3 days . An old guy was usually working cashier and he never made small talk with me , even when I'd ask him how we was doing etc . He'd just mumble and go Holy crap , chill man Hear that guys ? Next time you make a post and even * * think * * about using the [ 10 ] , remember UncleLester . Wells Fargo ? I betcha have a facebook too . well played Stock graphs : OH MY GOD THAT CLIFF IS THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING MONITOR ! GOOGLE STOCK DROPPED BY ... 0.002 % . Nice try , John . Don't forget about state taxes . It's usually a hidden cost . Some states you pay about 10 % more . Put down plastic on your couch so no one pisses on it during the night What I got out of this is that literally no one watched this show , and it STILL had more episodes than Firefly . As a Medic who's been obliterated due to Gunboat Soldiers not only lacking their shotgun , but simply rocket jumping away when I'm getting attacked , I think I'm well within my rights to talk shit about them . I see what you did there . Now , now ... perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything . Woah , maybe he wasn't such a bad guy after all exactly like our people ... Tony Stewart was the one I actually spitted drink all over my monitors because of how funny looking he was . Don't know if I meant that in a insulting way or just birthday surprise birthday surprise At first I was all .. The other post . That is not one would describe as fighting against regulation . Glass cannon on a melee champ ! = assassin " youse " I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic My friend changed lanes in the middle of an intersection and I asked him if he knew it was illegal . He told me that when he was taking his driver's test , the instructor asked him to change lanes and he waited until after the intersection to do it--and then the instructor told him he could have changed lanes in the intersection to do it sooner . The spot you bit swells and so you keep biting the same exact place . It sucks . Also not related at all to the original post , except for the fact that they have similar titles and neither are ironic . I thought he was supposed to be pedobear for a second . I was like " I find it unlikely you have an offer without interviewing with specific teams first No they didn't Does this make me derp ? I got the same thing but a charge for $ 79 . Fiancee is raging and it doesn't actually say if it's from Origin but thats the amount I paid And to that sad fact , I say : Why do they have to be black Or , you know , this needs to be anywhere . Why only the US ? It .. is ? I touched myself . I wasnt but I am one now I use LaTeX ... Good lord am I the only one ? I see what you did there that lock doesn't make any sense ; there's no need to rotate first , yes it's clearly made to do so She fingered it . So , people like you are what give atheists a bad name . All just stuff said , nothing reinforced , and just general asshole-ish " I hate Christianity " . Stop that . Good save . guns pointed every which way I didn't even notice since I was playing Battlefield 3 with headphones . It blended right into the chaos . Scumbag Steve Them . He also could have just moved with her instead of autoattacking . Out of curiosity I checked out a random music video of theirs . I think it was called Oh ! I didn't even get a minute into it and I had to stop . Nothing against the music or anything . It just bothered me to no end that they were using an iMac G3 ... Those things are a decade old ! ! ! but my role mostly tanker / supporter and kdr around 0.92 > Edit : I am being sarcastic ! I thought it was obvious , my apologies . I was tempted to order them until I noticed that they pay no attention to the inseam length . You're doing it wrong ! There's no real way anyone can work it down for you . You need to troubleshoot it from here . You should immediately change your PS and SATA cables straight away . If you do that and find new drives are dying it's the SATA controller . But since you work in IT you DO know how to narrow this down don't you ? Now whenever i see a rainbow , it'll remind me of this and just ruin my mood . This . Was . Just . Posted . Yesterday . 2 seconds ago ... I came here to read something witty about how people are having to many kids and I find nothing . Haha ! Nice costume … That goddamned hand animation . That Bitch . And what if there is a critter below . Someone's going to have a bad day . I'm debating cancelling my Halloween Party this weekend just to play ... You all circlejerkers Sorry , I don't feel like paying $ 11 to see the same old dusty farm furniture and ratty animal exhibits again , and the current batch of quilts and photographs taken by the staff doesn't sound worthwhile to me . I mean , quilts ? really ? Which is why he didn't get hurt last game , minus that play where Landry nailed him and he had to sit out one play , and VY threw an INT I swear , he's giving us the > that is really creepy site url is theweekendmap.com/**new_york_citys** > The number one defense that has allowed less than seven points a game is lacking ? This is not a " how to " . i feels ya . i think i didn't even get a single 10 games winstreak , even though i have good win lose rate and 2k wins This is ridiculous . I met him too ! ! I was more than tired and had more or less no energy left on the way back ( they told us it would be an easy hike you could do in your sandals What's going on here ? Assault class ... Put your damn tongue back in your mouth , this isn't Facebook . Scumbag Procreate - Goes on sale the day after I buy it . So a * first person shooter * isn't about killing things ... Ta oublier Fairview dans ton rêve . > Great , now everyone will know reddit is full of pedophiles and hackers ! Week 3 : 275.1 for 49.9 lbs total lost . You better , because if you don't you are going to look really silly for not wearing it . Fuck that , I'm out . ( Alcoholic class is Cherokee ... Browse Reddit . What if you just stop giving a fuck what the otherside thinks and spend time more productively I lost 35 pounds . Only dropped one pants size but went from a D to in between C and B cup . haha , we have a squirt bottle we use for getting the cats off the counter . I could just do a single mist of it in the face with a Cordcutters ...... neonatal nurse ...... Winter is here in Amarillo . We got a few inches of snow today . iPhone 4 had that service enabled but no current or recent activity . iPad ( 1 ) had been having decreased battery life since iOS 5 update and sure enough this service was actively running . " willing to investigate for yourself " i . e . Go on reddit . Why does something beautiful like this not even have 300 upvotes when their are random pictures of people's pets that get 1000 upvotes everyday Not sure if being warned or trolled . Double play on a bunt that wasn't a pop out apparently owning a replica is an investment ..... But I DVRd it Dude , I'm going to upvote you for this , but remember : you owe me one You username is confusing to pronounce Yeah , US military is known for treating civilians with respect and dignity . I read " fap trap " [ ] ( / b12 " I'm not so sure ! My second gen iPod touch is very smooth and shiny all over . C : " ) But an iPad has more storage space than a nano , right ? Or am I just that out of the loop . I can't afford to buy any more Apple products after paying for a MacBook Pro with AppleCare and then having the logic board go _immediately_ after that expired . Me too ... literally felt like it was going to suck me in and I couldn't breathe And she liked her own post Sounds like a troll to me . oh yeah . All my friends work at the McDonald's in our town . Their title is like , cashier , presenter , grill . I tell them I'm a " sandwich artist " they look at me like Yes , everything is backed up with the system . Why would anyone need 750,000 messages ? Even the best phone is unlikely to be optimized to handle that ! Mink whales and dolphins are hardly endangered , fuckwit . Get your facts straight you fucking hippie son of a bitch . Just for your comment I'll order double whale this month . 4 Ever I just was thinking about that , how many people are going to so you're not out , you're just I hate you . Why the hell did you get downvoted so much ? You showed support for the comment that got in 2 minutes before the identical comment currently at 34 karma . Your username ... Anyone else try to hit his X to close the tab instead of theirs ? I do simply because I enjoy a straight up arena shooter over open world combat with vehicles . I never attempt to compare the two or argue which is better . They each have great points to them and stupid points to them . Every opinion is valid ... no one has to fight ... no one ... has to fight ... One of my heavily christian friends tried to use the fact that " They found a painting of Jesus " as proof for his existence . Yeah , that gunfight after the * * * PRESEASON * * * game was definitely the best way to handle things . No it was used , I only found it uncapped after my brother used it He waited one year for another copypasta ? Your username ... Love the Thats a really HOT . Halloween costume ! So the US were recently invaded by koreans ? my mom never took that shit off her PC , she got pissed when i was going to . Srsly I almost took him serious . Then he said dream writer Wil Wheaton ... pffft ! bwahahahahaha NOPE ! ... the fuck ? I * love * hockey . That " red " heifer is brown There's no reason to think LE is any character other than himself . I'll repeat : NONE . Most of us just joke about it but I can't choke back a " suddenly shit on the screen " im assuming sarcasm ... I was being sarcastic . I find it hard to understand . A negative reaction to the posting a rape joke in a sex positive space is " touchy " ? - reads username - How could you watch all of that Stargate and only watch * most * of Firefly ? It's also a pain to try bras on . * I * don't find them particularly fun . I just cup them over my shirt ( which is over a bra i'm already wearing ) and call it good But his story wouldnt have made sense if he hadnt pointed out she was black ! :) So yeah ... This confirms that I would find twins having sex kinda hot dubstep remix ... He started raging at the Trist too Could be even worse ... the Wiz > Oh . My . God . Dunkey is SO BAD Fuck , how many times does this have to be reposed ? It's just some shit Bollywood nonsense FFS Try actually living on the URI campus . There is literally no avoiding it . Ambulances every night . Arrests every night . And plenty of brawls and screaming matches ...... lets not forget about the Riots . I could probably count the number of hours I've slept while being here on two hands . I ... um ... uh ... At this point - pretty much nothing , so I'm diving in ASAP . How should I go about charging people ? I'm unfamiliar with the going rates and the " laypeople " seem to have no clue themselves . A guy at my work the other day asked me how much a 4 page website would cost to get developed . He seemed to think it might be around 1000 dollars ( ! ? ) but seemed dubious on hiring me It was in The Simpsons . people people , can't you tell this is the " pancake theory " in action here ? It's quite possible he was annoyed you didn't make a move , I mean not many guys I know would use each others laps as pillows , let alone allow their hair to be played with . In n in n in n in n in .. and that's right around the corner from the eastman . Why not get up and change the channel ? " \ / -> O " HADOUKEN ! , oh wait .... One year I dressed up as Slash from Guns n Roses . A kid thought I was Abraham Lincoln . With all these female Links I'm starting to develop a fetish for Link Some of the worst play ... on both sides . Almost ... It's probably a joke . And I second OnnenFleur . Why take a picture of your screen with your phone ? or does she ? " it blew me away " I gave someone a boost the other week and was unpleasantly surprised to discover that * both * terminals on my battery are black . Thanks . I'm on my iPhone , I can't copy embedded video URLs Whilst I understand the mechanics of shareholder voting schemes , it continues to blow my mind that job failure ( even by the odd performance standards at the CEO level ) means Joyce should receive a 71 % pay rise . First time a clown , of any kind , has really actually creeped me out . Dammit , Utah What of Randy Anderson ? His little act cannot be found anywhere on the internet . What have you people done with that man I learned bout Suthuk early , when I asked a cabbie to take me to South-wark and he gave me a I came expecting a comment like this to be the top vote Ents ? This isn't / r / trees My grandmother is a chef and my family happens to live in the apartment above her restaurant . One day , when I was in kindergarten , I decided to watch her as she was made rabbit cacciatore . As she butchered the rabbit , she put the kidneys in a clear container , which she handed them to me . I thought they were awesome and brought them in to show the class the next day . And an asshole Which is true ... They would end up burning the flag because they're all just a bunch of fuckups anyway . Thank you . I was about to post the same thing . I enjoy how it has the length of time for a domesticated animal .... And yet another * facepalm * for today . I just keep seeing more and more stupid things today . And only about half of that was on the Internet . It was only a murder ! heh heh heh ... Actually Purolator have a office at Bleeker mall , so i won't totally say they are bad . but ya , having the pick up location so far out is just plainly bad Exactly . We did the PSATs and the entire " Critical Writing " portion was just grammar problems . I feel like it was the easiest part of the entire test , and everyone else claimed it was the most difficult . Why would you post a link to that whore of a website ? These comments ... You're probably right . Although I find it kind of scary that a guy would be at the technical level where he wants to build his own synthesizer , yet he still thinks they're called " Moogs . " You're not allowed to kidnap Zach and take his skin like that . You should put it back before anyone notices . wait a minute , i get a OH SWEET JESUS . Oh God , I was supposed to have a twin , but it " dissappeared " in the womb ( apparently , this can happen ) . I might have the tiniest bit of anxiety now . Yes , that's what Hm , I don't know , maybe the fact that he was hit with a projectile from the police's direciton hard enough to cause a two-inch-long skull fracture ? The worst kind * * So it really was a baby corpses mashup ... and they couldnt find a better ball ? Did anyone else notice the dog in the bottom left corner ? Yeah , sorry about that . I was hoping to find a larger picture so it wouldn't look like a . gif , but the best one I could find was apparently on a white supremacy site so yea I see what you did there .. Poor Sivir , for a second I thought the top rated comment on YouTube was refering to her , since none plays her Dude , wtf , and why did i laugh ? That bitter-looking old man ... Death is actually illegal . The punishment for it is death Is that ... Red on the portal gun ? My order was placed on the 13th , from apple.com . Still " Processing Items " Especially since Terra Nova is 4th The 1000 % markup is more efficient at making profit than just selling a candle . Cannibal porn ? So , you played the laugh taunt to show that ? Yeah ... about that : She's your cousin , bro . Knock it off Still mad , bro ? Not a single Derp Sweet ! But now the FBI is coming to get you too . Look kid , There's no need to respond intellectually to preexisting intellectually bankrupt comments , nobody is going to fight fire with fire . You are entitled to your opinion , but dont expect people to agree , especially if you portray your view while sounding like a heartless and ignorant prick , then whining about getting downvoted and trying to insult other people's comprehension . They call it karma for a reason . If you can't stomach the downvotes shut the fuck up . The hell does that dichotomy come from ? South Korea and Japan are both much more equal than either the US or India , and they're certainly not living in huts . Hold on , this is an actual commercial they show in the US ? She probably wants a gift . Or for you to baby her for a while . I dunno , why don't you understand your wife ? something really needs to be done about this . You love small boys ? Your life sucks because your family lets you sleep in and you get angry when you play your videogames ? You're not sure if bagass titties are a good thing ? Holy jesus , did I type bagass instead of bigass twice ! ? J'aime les petits gar çons . Also , where did you learn that I don't think even Steinman would work on that thing Is that Big Ben in the background ? its so bad here and I live on a hill which makes it even worse for driving That is the most perfect Chris Hansen costume I have ever ... oh wait I get it . It must depend hugely on what stage you are at in training though , when starting out larger gains are going to be easier obviously so I don't know how well that rule applies across all stages of training . I know I have still been adding on more than 10 % per week because I am fairly new to training , but then I have also started developing pain in one of my hip flexors If a person asks me if I'm 18 and calls me a cutie pie in the same sentence that's generally an indicator that I don't want to have sex with them . I read it as " oiled . " I thought the thumbnail looked like a ballsack . You have better not be my diabetic brother This convo sounds like something a advertiser would say , if they started advertising on reddit At first I was like ' hey , that sounds like it could be a classy line from a movie ' , and then I was like One does not simply reputation on youtube Three words : in-app purchases ... I hate being tricked into downloading a " free " Apple app , only to find you have to pay to do anything in it ... would rather pay for the app ... Oh ffs . No WS appearances for the Giants ? Why the fuck did you take a screenshot ? Why didn't you just link ? isn't it plausible that an organization with unlimited funds could find some of the people behind anon ? I didn't say every member ... damn you're hot Nuclear powered airplane crash So I always hoarded jewels , fancy weapons and expensive books ... but boots ? I don't know many people that like Tallahassee ; what part of town do you live in , eh ? How do you sink an island So was I ... I came here to say the same thing i see what you did there They started a riot Made an account just to join Dreddit . Old people with any technology is hard . Try watching your mom use a computer . Instead of typing " website.com " my mom types it in Google . I guess you know how the gay works too bro MAKES ALL THE DRESSES ! ! ! ! ! Im on the same page as you bro , she has something Audrey didn't .. dunno what , but she got something Remember a ghost did it . It's called ectoplasm Yea that guy makes some pretty disturbing / disgusting stories but the art is great so .. We know . No no they're just engineers . " Pin Number " ... I've got 99 problems , and reposters ARE one of them . YES . YES YOU ARE . better question , how do you pronounce " I guess I'm the only one wondering why a COLLEGE APPLICATION ESSAY had topic material relating to religion . Sounds typical for application material to cover hot button issues like that . Agreed , props to anyone who can heal . My alt is a tank and I try to make sure before every pull I don't have a healer low on mana . DPS might whine but they better appreciate not being dead . But don't arrive by boat Yeah , screw people with that attitude . Who cares what it is , it's a damned DOG , and it's made of win and loves you forever . You don't need any more than that . My little brother can do this on demand . And no , it's not normal . I have no idea but I think you need to see a mental health specialist you should be I always thought it was a British thing He's an albino , not a hipster It is happening " every where " Gelbooru is terrible . Banned guro and scat . I second west side . good news is that you will stop the first time you'll shit yourself . will you ? I'm amazed at the ignorance of all the comments that assume people want this website as the sole decision of their vote . Shame on you guys ! You assume your reddit brethren are idiots . Shame on you ! ! ! Hoth's Polar Bear doesn't like Empire Probe Droid Well now it does . Nothing is THAT " Yeah . They re-used BC1 ' s engine and ported the guns straight on over and totally didn't create an entirely new game engine or anything . Hmm u say feel free to join then instantly denied my application Why would you fold it ? How to train your dragon to sex in the city ? The commentary sucks too . " They only ran the ball one time on the last drive " It was a 3 play drive . We went from talking about children to penis sizes ... I love how the Warning is at the bottom of the website .. I'm sensing a r / circlejerk .. " OMG this is how i found out i hated religion ! " then " Dude , no way . Me too . We must be fucking geniuses ! " " HELL YEAH ! ! " * reads username You guys are all stupid , this is from Space wars . Am I not allowed to down vote my own comment ? This doesn't belong in r / NotSafeForNature In the school library and decided to click on this ..... I thought he was going for Steve Jobs . Seems to be Africa's answer for everything > West Virgin . You save $ 0.01 You look like moos from the it crowd I did that yesterday Meh , it is what it is . I prefer to do the Gvoice thing . I can legitimately say that it's a phone number of mine ... nevermind that I can't actually use it because it's stuck in the setup I can't exit out of and can't finish because it's broken . What I posted was a obviously a joke . Why does this seem to happen every year ? I will downtoke you , * respons * * e * * bly * . " Zipper head " What the hell ? Or when it doesn't involve children Like this wasn't gross enough already " if you feel like fapping text or give me a call . " Why would you show your five-year-old self your dick ? ? ? It's not a carrot You're really reaching for reposts aren't you ? I guess the pinky's in the other ear Redditor for 1 Hour What the hell is a McRib ? It sounds scary and delicious at the same time ( McD's does ribs over there ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ) Bob Costas just called the CN Tower the Space Needle . He clicked to level up his skill he wasn't really the event host I don't like clicking on links unless they automatically turn my sound up , drop my firewall , and post naked pictures of me on the internet . Pilot here . This is just in bad taste ... Unless you live in Southern California , where you need to shave your legs in the winter regardless . It got to be something like 90 degrees in January this past year GlaDOS . I want her to talk to me on my phone instead of Siri . Her voice turns me on . Upvote for that image . Nice posture Are you posting this for sympathy or for further embarassment ? Ok , you win . Week ? Just scrolled to the bottom I tried to scroll down to see the rest of the gif . great description .. Why don't you ask them ... Well I tell you this much you are not me . sounds grueling but my hands got sweaty just imagining it with my gym's routes in mind ... must do this tomorrow Jeff Dunham .. Dane Cook ... Great , now people will keep trying to make it viable when it should've long been left behind . I like how you instantly go to Modern Warfare , when there are a lot of us here who grew up on consoles . I started gaming on the original Nintendo , does that mean I'm not a gamer ? I am German . Before I opened the link , I was I am shy 0.2 GB of video RAM apparently , and because of that my bar is on the lower end between required and recommended I hate the fact that guys have all the cool costumes like mario luigi Lt . Dangle etc .. for girls its always like SEXY mario or SEXY zombie . It's the same video ! Both links ! I'm 99 % sure that's not a puppy ... They had a rightful claim to the throne ? My aunt is on Facebook under one of her aliases , using a fake picture . DUDE , ME TOO . My SO doesn't like it though Too bad the only people who post these kind of comments are the ones who post those kind of statuses You mean like somewhere other than Reddit ? Gourmet cuisine Obviously the " charging " calf posted an imminent threat to the surrounding population . Stay Classy Canada . When posting this thread in the text box , i put credit to jimmy . I didnt realize it would show up though Are those kids climbing into ... Pikachu's .... vagina ? EDIT : I'm aware of it , I just think it's absolutely hilarious how it decides " nope , lower end model PC because of a very small discrepency in the vram " . I got a Phenom x6 , 8GB RAM , etc . , but that tiny little thing tells me my PC is " okay " . I meant that this point did reveal a problem with his argument , though cycles of " No really , just don't . How bout the glory-hole pumpkin in the back Does anyone else find it extremely amusing that most of " Anonymous " has taken to copying the * exact * version of the Guy Fawkes mask used in a Hollywood blockbuster to show how subversive they are ? To be honest , I wasn't thrilled with you at first ( soul patch , my grandpa was a communist in the vietnamese army and stabbed someone to death because they opposed the communism . I think someone else ending up stabbing him to death as well . My grandparents have that couch . Nah . This little turd I've got as PC does weird things sometimes I want flair of " Goddamnit third panel . Now I'll be having Enigma of Amigara Fault nightmares all night long . multiple times his body length ? What the ... this concept is from 2009 . Downvotes ahoy , indeed . Shout out ? > Nothing's wrong with this post at all , and technically , we actually have downvotes disabled on the subreddit . But , people are seeing this on their front page , and downvoting it for some reason . Read the story you illiterate . But some people aren't as smart as me . Tony stark wasn't asian That just freaks the hell out of me ... Is that some sort of dead animal with the dolls head ? Here , copy-paste these He's joking you idiots . Make-up staring match . one of the math teachers used to meow and say it was the cat in the ceiling ..... Same here . Except it was my boyfriend backstabbing me because he thought it was hilarious Level 3 Looks at username .... Overhead with a single tank ? That's 10 minutes from my house They thought he had shit himself because of the smell perhaps ? babysitter . Not neighbor . Moon ... with lashes My community actually was supposed to have trick or treating last Thursday , but weather caused them to postpone Halloween until October 31st . iTunes , or a store . Or just wait until it comes out on Netflix . I was about to upvote you for the username but your account is 20 minutes old Why ... is he wearing ribbons on his boots ? I managed to disconnect and get killed by enemy lane under tower at level three yesterday .. I was at near full health . The outfit is perfect , but the hair ... would you seriously do that . foie gras Um , why ? You really think it wouldn't be worth it unless you could see high-res textures on his tunic ? Where the fuck do you live in Germany Why the That hat makes his head look way too long I have the same problem , sent yesterday ticket via game advisor ( in the FAQ section ) still no response . Other dog = You shouldn't be allowed to delete a comment that has many responses to it People actually think Australians ride kangaroos to school / work . Well you're more advanced than my professor . He told me to just freehand it and that it didn't have to be perfect ... Forgot I was in Circlejerk for a minute ... ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Cute ! I was Leela too on saturday , but I drew a giant eye on my face . No one knew who I was either . I went and got an ice cream later and some guy told me " You look very lady gaga with that ice cream cone " . I'm sorry but that is just intrusive on offensive for anyone who died part of another religion , even if a " personal choice " is allowed . Nope , because of that bike also ; note my ' toe finger / ring finger on my left hand . Don't play with fireworks . I was about to point out to the OP that this post has a negative score because it is a very recent repost , but he was the person who submitted this link 8 hours earlier . Its free to play in the essence of League of Legends , or Bloodline Champions , or perhaps even closer - World of Tanks . This isn't a Farmville sequel . So , rather than brace for failure , I'll brace for more stupid comments like yours that assume the developers want the game to fail , cause you know , games that fail make money . Well , why the hell don't you ! ? What , do you squeeze the last drops out like a tube of toothpaste ? 1 . Bring back Toronto Games Day . How I feel when people link to photobucket : > means that he sides with A / C on a range of issues . It is this very point that makes me think it can't stay illegal very long . The stereotype is becoming weaker and weaker . I just graduated college and have a full time professional job and none of my coworkers would ever guess me to be a " stoner " . Maybe that is the problem ; the people being associated with ganja are the ones that are obvious about it and usually looked upon with disapproval . Obvious photoshop Bambi ... is a boy . What's wrong with you ? Brown Tissue ... Yeah , I totally pretend to care about free speech by saying I don't believe in it . I am willing to bet that if I raped you with a cactus , you would complain about it . Unless that's you're username because you're into it I was planning on wearing my Altair costume today but thought better of it after a girl at a party I threw on Friday thought I was supposed to be a Klan member . I hate it more when people actually say it in real life ... so you use a firearm as a cat toy ? Almost convicted to 16 years in prison for this . " Of course it's not a big thing if a moose gets drunk " I'm mostly giving you crap bro . I'm sure that you didn't mean to say that I'm goosestepping about gassing the jews ... Unless you were , in which case That's terrible and you should feel ashamed . Wtf is with these refs . > Larger bras tend to cost more I measured this beer bottle , it is 6.8 at the widest part . Papyrus font . B-but I like standing on people A rifle for home defense ? ... Ryan ? how come so many people on here walk around with crusty shit on their asshole I HIGHLY recommend heading to CobaltAndCalcium.com . This is the ultimate fan site and has the entire story summed up right down to each song's significant place in the mythos ( with quotes to help support ) Amazing site that I can't recommend enough for fans both new and old . ( not a shameless plug Thomas Jones gives him a quick At first I was like Couldn't come up with a unique logo > copy the old Xerox logo only make the X a D First of all , and in North Carolina ... the state with the most trees Not worse than the times customers tell me their full cc number ... and cvv number .. caricature . Guys , don't downvote ( or report Predicted what ? That stats wouldn't be anywhere near realistic at the start of the season ? I had totally forgot about that one ! I thought it was a joke at first I actually pressed the space bar . Anything that involves surgery and my penis Not all good ones ... I bought a pair of Dickies for work last year and this was / is a consistent problem . Apparently , they don't use YKK zippers My whole school is like that . We have maybe about 5 , 6 , 7 girls in the whole school Hello kitty is the worst operating system ever . I remember installing it in VirtualBox once and it came with no partitioning tool , so I couldn't install it . So to fix this I partitioned with Gpartion and tried again . The installer was so buggy and it kept asking me which directory I want to install it onto A link , a dog ? Let's take a look ... Uh , did you read the second part ? I surely hope that welts resulting from touching one's beard isn't normal You submitted this exact same thing to atheism 7 months ago First I'd like to thank you for your kind words . You flatter me too much It was our first year in Kenton . We had maybe 15-20 . The 6 houses nearest us all had their lights out Paying for an oil change ? Paying for lawn cutting ? Paying for sex ? > > * * Virindi : * * The problem is , people * * * acted like * * * they were eating somewhere upscale when they spent $ 8 on lunch . They'd be all whiny and picky and bitchy about stupid shit . It's slightly healthier fast food in a fancy wrapper .. get over it . Yeah , that's nice , now STFU about the Razr and lets talk NEXUS The MD at our billion dollar company has to approve opening of an FTP port when I / others like me have to download stuff from clients , and I have to specify for how many days I need it open , so yeah As long as Van Wilder doesn't ' get at it first this comment You gayed me up . This . Common decency . > ' Your DNA system is run by magnetism ' Wha ... but ... Those are some sketchy looking subreddits If you like it hot , I'll make it cooler when we switch places . But don't splash me with the BURNING WATER . Burning is not sexy . He has several pairs but no way to get into the packaging for them I've seen almost this same quote , except replace the man with a kid , and the church with a school . Because reddit is strictly populated by Americans . " The Hip Hop Preacher " " Can you catch ? " Really ? You're going to ask a world class athlete if he can catch a football ? I have a Jubilee costume ( X-Men ) and one year everyone thought * I * was a mad scientist . No Nexus 6 in the picture ! ! ! ! Librarians with PhDs ? Baby Boomers . story of my life ... WTF ! ... * ( looks at URL ) * ... ha , ha beat me by 3 minutes . I was too busy doing this Well done , Google ! Now I can see people from RIT doing what they always do ... being weird . illegal in 51 countries Scottish accent ! I hope you mean laughing You're not thinking of look of disapproval , are you ? It's a slightly different nuance than " are you fucking kidding me , " but I'd drink your bathwater . It's from EA Oh . Hello ... * Brian . * THE OLD MAN CAME INTO MY SLEEP . Someone asked me about that while I was wearing it . I just " A ... attraction doesn't work that way . I had to read this 3 times : .. the Big Bang Gang .. Fuck you . You triggered the collapse of the republic . My moms a librarian > someone who simply tried to help I read that as Natalie Portman .... I was disappoint Your example was 95 characters long . * We're all men here * * intently watches subreddit * At first I was like ... If I remember correctly , I got Superman 64 for 100 $ You'll type " fucking " but you won't type " goddamn " ? > EDIT Did I really just frontpage with this ? ! The title should be " Take a look at this stuff I'm selling on Ebay " * looks at screenname * Including Michael C . Hall One time I literally played revive rally support evelynn , was the second most useful player in the team , mid let his opponent get fed until 14/3 AND THEY STILL WOULD NOT SURRENDER . me gusta Guys seriously if you i don't get in that beta you better auction off those damn keys . A polar bear ? NO ! IT SHALL BE BEAVER FEVER FOR AS LONG AS I SHALL LIVE ! 2D game needs a compass to point towards spawn ? Their goal is simple , taking as much lands as they can before Palestine become a real country Remember to blame someone else if I'm unprepared for it ? Everyone * below me * nope nope nope nope nope nope ... not going to click that . If he really did that then he must have detatched his colon and I don't want to know . I'm a biologist and I know anatomy and I don't want to see what can not be unseen . how is this funny ? > Seriously Yeah , the poor guy was paid in FOOD and RENT his entire life , and never had a chance to save anything . That is high school level chemisty Short shifter time traveling to play Borderlands , not Skyrim ? Yeah , that's the question . yep , there is a supermarket I always pass on the way to school and it's amazing all the pumpkins are gone and the christmas decorations are up already " I vowed to after finishing in the mountain " Sorry , I dont respect strippers , and the ones at Metties are all STD ridden and drug abusin ' What the hell kind of vehicle can do that ? I raged when I got it It's weird , the way this picture looks it's almost like you were * taking a photo with your phone instead of driving safely . * Karma whoring by posting " how downvotes make me feel " links ? I do not approve So ... You are half shaved ? Boston Babes 4 U This is how Morgan Freeman became God and the President . I thought everyone knew this ! He does sound stupid ( granted he does have brain damage ) , but that's a bit harsh to say about someone , especially when they could be depressed . You don't even offer any advice to the OP . I lost at the part with the guy staring at the printer spitting paper in his face . > Redditor for 0 days > It's been a long day , and this entire situation just made it longer I used to eat at McDonald's but the * fucking food * would give me surprise-ketchup-shits everywhere how do i know the person in front isn't the killer trying to get away from a deranged and angry victim that is fighting back ? Yes , that is what makes it sounds like a completely fabricated and untrue tidbit especially since it's attributed to " legend says " ... Why the fuck is this negative ? I just want to know what paper it is so I can buy that edition . Reddit , I am disappoint . I don't think they are making this because they want to put it on their CD ... thanks , that really helps . I realized from the reviews that Vancouver Backpacker House only hands out 1 roll of toilet paper , no matter how long your visit . I'm a college freshman and I know who that is . You crafty motherfucker Watched him 1 week ago . My brain exploded That thumbnail i do not see irishflow If OP was a girl , people would start complaining about misogyny , objectifying women and creepers trying to get into her pants by now . Are you by any chance referencing that horrendous pool story ? Seen Requiem for a Dream a few times but not watching Irreversible again It's like ... a gif that makes your brain fill in the sound . There * * IS NO SOUND . It's all in your head . wouldnt a heavier controller give you more of an exercise ? imagine if the controllers were several pounds .... holding up a 5 pound controller for 20 hours straight sounds pretty tough actually ... no wonder im so ripped Spider-Man's uncle I didn't see the frog at first , I saw a bratwurst in a bun with avocado relish . Sure , I'll let you know . No . This is the internet . Nobody does anything strange here . It ... but I found it in - - > Yes , because someone with bipolar can just " get over it . " I'm 15 and I have never hugged a nonfamily girl Oh dear gods Speed metal or Scrabble ? Love the options . nice try , Verisai's boss When you actually look for it , it looks way too much like a penis ermmm , so say wah now ....... How did you know ? Rapers Please ! I do believe that's two clicks . no . I see a competitor has emerged For asphalt , not OF asphalt . should have followed up with mentioning the 5 second rule ! shouldn't have put it on her plate though You'd be surprised how many adults do the same thing This was the hardest part of studying abroad . Everyone in Japan walks on the left . Well that was interesting . Watching it at work with no sound made it a little difficult though Fucking helicopter missions Perhaps witnessing the birth of a new meme ? Yeah , we have windows in our office ... looking out to the hallway . Wow you really are a piece of shit . I'm sorry , but if enough of you pay your credit card balances in full , that is supposed hurt BofA ! ? * * Shotgun recon Don't get me started on our first Alysrazor attempt Its ok guys ! he apologized didnt you see that ? all the pain she suffered just magically disappeared cause he said sorry but still continues to beat her Just because you're polish doesn't mean you're not offending any Polish people . I did this with my boyfriend's grandmother . It would be cheaper to find a downtown condo Broken link It's been 16 hours now . Still no song . Facebook after liking this article : " nihil 161 likes child abuse " Third picture This appears to be on the homepage ... did they test this code _at all _ before moving it into production ? Norwegian prison is better than my dorm room . Are you serious about the last question ? How did you know my name ? Watching TV is an " efficient life " ... ? Picking up kids in chatrooms ? Duuude . That didn't even cross my mind until I read this . * * Good days hunting . Yeah , I've lost 1 hour reading this shit What are you doing in your office You sound like a pedophile Not the same building ... mine is only two-story . I finally noticed it today , when one of them didn't just blend into the wall paint ... it was bloody Beating children with board games is not acceptable behavior . YouTube ... Verify age ... Nah , next ! Did you teach her to use " le " too ? FIX YOSELF , FOO ! So Davos survives the battle of blackwater . Thats's the exact part I'm reading now . I'm not the only one who would have totally done this ! Faith in humanity - 500 This is what happens when you try to fix something at too-tired o'clock in the morning . > Cavemen in the ice age has ice and cold , this is totally plausible Revenue - $ 119.5 billion .... Yes , I can remember often being told " you can do anything you want " . God damn that shit . Screenshots like that should come with bad childhood memory warnings . Simon Jose Antonio de la Santissima Trinidad Bolivar y Palacios This could be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read . It worked for me .... guess you're just heavy The internet has destroyed me ... All I could think was , wow the iphone sure has good screen resolution . Yeah , the 70 ' s were a real doddle . I played Sion yesterday and I can't remember what his passive does I think you meant more tanky BTW i think you may want to hold off on the I skimmed your username quickly and thought it said smellyvagina ... Interesting that the portal to hell has it's own webpage I'm moving to York soon . I'm not prepared to be more than a 20 minute drive from Wawa . Only today I corrected someone claiming that the official Irish army is called the IRA She's 13 in the books . I just came from there This isn't a warning . These are instructions . 5 ' 11 " mexican here i already called the internet police It might be poor taste but is 33 years really too soon ? My game just crashes . I uhhhh .... Said he did NOT steal the jokes . And I get downvoted . Yes they are Yeah I watched it the other night , it was on after two episodes of True Life - " I Can't Stay Thin " featuring serial binger and as-seen-on-tv-dieting girl and " I Am Addicted to Exercise " with a guy who was addicted to exercise and a girl who was addicted to feeling addicted to something ( both : That's so weird . I'm a nerdy CS major with BioSci girlfriend .... a male cow ? Nine girls ? You lucky bastard As a woman : Another aggravating thing : Start to heal a Soldier , he rocket-jumps away . Uber a Soldier , he rocket-jumps away . Image of a girl trying to scream and blow me at the same time . Now that you mention it , everything I ordered out of the town's food dispensers had unusually large noses to them ... Doing this would require taking the gloves that are put on the changing table ( mother runs a daycare out of our house , kids are 6mo - 4yr , lots of messy poo , gloves are necessary ) . And all I would be able to think .... Honestly not sure if trolling , or just a misogynist .... You tried walking a golden retriever on a skateboard while watching your phone ? he can suck his own dick People keep telling me she has a dick I was just saying that I wanted to do this . I looked up DIY hacks for this . The only video I found was on how to give it an actual leather handle . Internet don't fail me now . sanctity is a big word for a guy , who hasn't been part of his daughters life for more than 8 years Your misconceptions about weather will all be shattered by desert dwellers . Great job .... NOW MAKE THESE 10x BIGGER This is a calf . Country people throughout the world are milking cows in disgust at this . Which happens to negate the hijab I am discussed . I ... wha ... did .... did I just get sued ? This is the point where they disconnect from the game I didn't need to thank them , but I was watching porn the other day and .... well .... this asian dude's wang was the size of my thumb You don't accept logical scientific evidence ? I judge in your eyes that you are very interested in me . I'm at a loss for words ... yes I do and I thought I was crazy for it haha :D People I've told like to poke fun at it Can't tell if serious , or sarcastic . I might have missed somethink in school , but I never heard about this law of ours before Arrest those chimps and put them in jail ! This is an abomination ! I must know who made this Penguin is that your criterion for cleanliness ? Not to mention that animals don't even have cell walls . that's gold coming from someone who's currently browsing reddit instead of working I pay more than that for dry and shaky outdoor . But so is the majority of Christian holidays She Hulk ? What a good Samaritan Well , how would you know ? I see that your name isn't * anatomy * 101 . Or for some reason you click to join a multiplayer server and it puts you in the campaign Next you'll be looking at hard candy Not sure wether to laugh or to go like * Coming in * Jews don't wear Marc Ecko black people do , i understand the mistake as they are both very similar Damn thing is better than my PC Stop using words I don't understand . Im there You really are * that dude * aren't you ? i dont really care if it does that , starting fires in the middle of the street and vandalism is against the law . blocking roads and transit is AGAINST THE LAW . I think its going the way that someone on reddit said weeks ago * : ppl overlook the movement if you're just protesting peacefully so you gotta " make some noise " to call attn to your cause ( destroying property , disrupting ppls lives , etc . ) anything to get the point across huh ? The hell you mean I can't get charter ? I want charter , I was here from the beginning " Legendary trio " for gen 5 ? Doesn't work on the iPad oo ooo me too . my kansas / nebraska cousins like to make me repeat sentences at the dinner table involving words like bagel ( bay-ee-gul ) and fire ( farrr ) . oh , and tired ( apparently comes across as tarrrd ) . when i try to tell them they have a drawl they laugh at me some more ... Hmmmm ... not quite right ... That's why they call it softba ... wait a minute . Yeah , 6 year olds can't even talk or read ! 95.7 percent of Mayans agree that people in 2013 dont exist My aunt uses roadrunner , shes still paying , for the browser and her email account and AIM account . You ripped off a priest from a third-world country ? ~ ~ no , at worst , he actually murdered everybody and got away with it . Yes . On my face . When two people together create a double-negative . No ... just no . The one with the orange bandana should be saying that . Damn Portal fans .. stop fucking with my childhood . Well , You aren't a hacker ( you didn't mention that you weren't one either The best experience I had with these was watching my parents see it and go to click and I am like " Noooo it's fake " and they are like " I know , I'm just going to close it " and then proceeded to click the close arrow at the top . I actually made the Yeah , that would not be a good look for a man at all . I'm watching Anthony Bourdain right now ... After using the googles software to find images of this colostomy bag you speak of ... I won't downvote you ( that's what this thread is all about ) but seriously : Fuck the wha T'aurais quand même pu te forcer et écrire LE CAQ Friends don't let friends commit piracy . I'm not sure if I have anything to ask you . The mum is doing the reddit look of disapproval ! ! You must be a lakers fan ... WTF is a Bat men I remember vividly , when I was probably 8 or 9 , flipping violently through my Power Rangers coloring book and circling all of their crotches , with mine firmly pressed against the bed . Closed the book , ate dinner ; no big deal . Now : What kind of activities are you doin sir At first I thought that was someone poking the keyboard with their dick . Does this mean that in order to get an ' A ' these days , you have to get laid ? Not sure if you are commenting on his marketability as an intelligent and highly experienced person or if you're one of those assholes that thinks that anyone that represent the US in a foreign nation when a Democrat is in office is a traitor to his or her country . I just saw a search for " fat tits big nigger rolling cigar " ... Durring the zombie appocalypse you expect there to be running electricity and wifi ? I * shit * you not , I finally found the person who left me that brown soap . Comic sans ... I got " * * Do a * * ndroids dream of electric sheep ? " From the looks of it , you should have also posted it in / r / gaming We're talking about the elderly and a government run veterans hospital here . Are you cashews and macadamias ? You're right . I guess I don't know how to get * so many comment karma * It's called A Song of Ice and Fire I lived in a house that was just below there for some years , a friend of mine used to jump on that rock to see if it would break The way this is worded it sounds like you get a boner from the water temple . what .... just what .... Its mine , and I'm a woman . cooking cobble gives smoothstone You're probably exactly my type of person . You wouldn't happen to be located in central Florida , would you ? My boyfriend keeps demanding I make more female friends . Stop complaining about people complaining about people complaining . If your making a reference , I don't fallow Compare all of them to this post which is trying to start a something between Atheists and Theists You must not have skills that can and are regularly exploited . I am not that great of an artist and I get asked to do wall murals and shit . This guy will secretly hate you . You day " any Internet search " like there are other search engines out There .... January ... Redditor for 26 minutes . They rejected you one week , then accepted you the next week ? Well ... That sounds pretty * * HardCore * * Ok but only you . 1:25 lotion and tissues on the bedside table What's not to like ? Your Bloodmoon Akali costume was better than the Bloodmoon Akali costume that was one of the winners Sooner rather than later if my all goes as planned Double Negative ? The first one I clicked on I thought was the legend of Zelda one and I looked at the price and it said 29.99 and I was thinking that guy looks nothing like the guy in the trailer ... Most prolific modern artist in japan , cites Kanye video HAY GUYZ REMEMBER WHEN Don't get upset . My quantum prof did this last week . Test is supposed to be over chapters 1-4 , but a third of the exam was from chapter 5 Well , glad that's been sorted out . You can't tell from the votes ( Hammersmith & City also does not have pink trains This is a repost , and you know it redditor for 3 months ... Did the water rip through your bathing suit or something ? I don't get it . I just read that post and well ... I'm glad I'm not the only one to catch that . The only NFC East team in the pic is the Giants . DAMN YOU NO FAP NOVEMBER ! ! To see if she enjoyed it . There was a kid at my school who died from a propane tank exploding . A few weeks later on facebook I see whoever had access to his account decided to " like " propane ... Which doesn't affect you if you're OP . Way to put the PUNCHLINE in the title ... So ... I'm the fiancee of this post ; as CastinCouchThrowAway can verify . I have to admit , as I was going through my usual morning habit of checking Reddit and saw this post it freaked me out ! But now , after reading the comments , I'm grateful for the responses ( though I'll probably still give him shit tonight for putting this up without warning ! No Titans Uses the word testicles and gets called a gentleman . Me : Oh , this might be hot ... why is there fi - Definitely blue shirt , gold tie . Says " office formal with experience " . blue shirt / red tie says " office formal but laid back " but you don't need the red to misinterpret your personality . Go in , dressed sharp , make them feel that you'll be comfortable ( even fun ) to work with but that you're qualified for the job . NEVER wear a white shirt to an interview Minecraft is another weird example : Wins best released game and best * upcoming * game in same contest . The whole point of a throwaway account is that you don't give away who you are You know it really sucks i am trying to eat healthy and shit you know i am going to the gym and then i see pics like this . Why the hell did that take me to my profile ? If you're talking about Ray ... Most months are longer than 4 weeks Yeah . I really do have to make a Bastards ! Both of them , really . first i was like * * One of the most useful pistol reviews I've seen a while .... all that and you still make sure the coke has zero calories Hey , no downvote was given from me , just not my bag . Just Shirts ? ... " Uploaded by arapidsfan on May 17 , 2008 " Sorry , its been about 10 years since I've seen it . Just a normal fellow that sold us out - Why is this on the front page Good . Gods . Arthrophelia . dat Shyvana creep Signature 1391 : Nigge R ? Make sure Berlusconi is there to provide for dozen of cheap ( underage ) bitches . And yet you all keep buying BF3 Who doesn't believe in Santa Claus ? I wasn't referencing that incident . My roommate bought two , one for each wrist so they could be fully balanced . Seriously ? Wow ! As the original poster , I feel honored ... that is , until a repost hits the front page . There is no women's restroom at my workplace , so nothing ... I've had it happen about 5 times , 4 on my horse on the mountain , and once going into my cart next to my house Saved some money AND HIS SOUL Blew dress No ! I want the goggy to hug me ! ! God dammit . I just * had * my bike stolen . * * I . JUST . HAD ! * * comparing skyrim's graphics to a CGI trailer I believe it can God Damn . That wiki might as well have my name in parenthesis . Not sure if care Good Lord that is adorable ... people need to realize how cute rats are . I'M WATCHING IT LOSE POINTS RIGHT NOW AND IT NEEDS TO STOP . Get out . What the hell * is * this creepy m'f'ing worm ? ! Neither of these authors calls it by name . so Transylvania = Trans forest ? Holy shit ! ! ! We gotta be related or something . I get There * has * to be a good ending to this ... * * please * * I'm younger than him and I have to shave . I started growing facial hair a year ago . Strawberries aren't white . there better be pizza Yeah , we should ban alcohol too ! My dad just caught me at 6 God dammit internet ... The things you make me jack off to .. So .... you want Oblivion / Skyrim with guns ? Nope , it's clear already . You want to play the same game you've already played before , but pay another $ 60 to do so . Again : VRap watch , Mt . Pleasant ... checking in . All is quiet . * for the moment * Yeah , thanks for basing this deadly policy on evidence This also singles out mac using peoples , a clean and artistically talented race . this needs to be moved to / r / occupywallstreet Relevant username ... No ... YOU liked my comment ... it's still the fucking thumbnail on my computer ! Non è per il karma , altrimenti l'avrei postato io Is it normal to charge phones using a TV ? I didnt know about this ............ till now I zoned out and when I came back to reality the first thing I saw was your tl ;d r ( I always read the story , so it's unusual I read it beforehand ) and thought it was a joke . Then I thought the first paragraph was a joke too . Then the second . And then finally I read the third and had a mixture between when you put " NSFW " in the title of a post , its automatically tagged NSFW . That's why I clarified that it's SFW . Heavy is not to be petted . Make note of this . Replying to your own post instead of just editing .. Shield Extenders don't use PG ? Well today I learned ... Yeah Hillis was really stupid to make the decision to get injured this year impacting his play . I agree with the protesters . However , protest legally and don't block traffic consisting mainly of other 99 % ers like me just trying to get from one place to another . I feel ya . If I dare eat 3 saltines instead of 2 , I gain like 20 pounds immediately . Psssh , you're implying that I actually have sex , good sir . Oh god I hate those fake cocks . The first time I saw a thumbnail of a porn star covered , I mean COVERED in cum I was like :D . Then I saw the video of that flour water being sprayed everywhere and I was like That looks " beautiful " to you ? Folks .. We've been Rolled . Imagine what the contents of your stomach do in zero gravity le .... le everywhere Because our sole purpose in life is monetary profit . I was constantly told by my grandmother that God was in heaven with a list that had my name on it and every time I did something bad he would put another check mark next to my name . Even when I was 8 I thought that was stupid and it still annoys me today that I was told this crap Yeah definitely . This is the first time I have heard the owner of a high end Sage rod call it a pole . I just got that watch in the mail yesterday and it has the misprint . > EXCEPT IN MY NIGHTMARES I have r6950 runned BF3 on Ultra with AAx 16 without MSAx 4 and I didn't go below 27FPS highest I got was 60FPS and I have x4 620 2.2 GHz 4GB ram DDR 2-800 MHz Hello Piggy . ... from the rage comic faces ? Maybe it's a 4 - channer Reposting images from one novelty account for another ... Did I forget to mention that part ......... I had dialup until 2 weeks ago Fuck insurance . I gotta get this sticker first ! you had to piss on my parade ..... Since I don't really know how smell " works " , couldn't you maybe go outside your room , smell the air there , then go back inside and smell your room and see if there is a difference ? or doesn't it work like that ? True . Or they seem cool from your messaging then all of a sudden when they want to swap numbers , they just want to be sexting buddies . Patrick Alley's profile picture was Jeff Bridges Is it me or does that compost in the background does not seem " fully-composted " ? I was , what . Probably hotter too . Needs NSFW tag Did the obnoxiously loud crinkly noise stay with that unholy aberration of loud packaging ? Never before have I felt my ass twitch . Thanks I don't have a problem slicing cheese with a knife ... O_o I feel like I should be special but then I feel like an ass . She must be on reddit The image you are requesting is no longer available ... And like most baristas she won't be paying any taxes on it As if we already weren't whining about it enough . Those are not tigers ... You gave the same nude pictures to two exes ? At least yours Retreated Hey ! I don't ... even ... resemble that remar ... How is suicide funny ? Quite a nice list from the 4chan . But number 11 " ( not really an objection ) " ....... So you're his boss ? ... Growing up with that terror only makes me want to fuck her more . I always get the 1950 feeder only three ? So wait .... you DON'T live in igloos ? This just in . Bought the Blaze's today with the LT touring bracket . All I need now is some Mr . Chomp crampons to complete the kit . Oh and to get my board back from the shop that has been " tuning " it for the last MONTH . Wildly inappropriate . Fuck off . From what I've read , this is new for the ' 11 You can make Freeman talk . Just press the Um , you strike me as lazy since you didn't read the op's comments stating it was a joke and she found it funny . Is the dangerous animal the creepy guy staring at him ? People * do * celebrate Friday and Saturday . That's the entire point . Of this part of the thread . " while i contribute to society with my laser tag skills " Then you finally hook up with her and she asks you to wear a strap-on . * * You sure you're not just trying to rack up link karma that you would otherwise lose with a self post ? Or perhaps looking to increase traffic on your blog ? Yes . Yes you are . Kevin Bacon ... is that * you * ? Don't do comments like that as you will look so foolosh when Apple do include it as a new feature and you suddenly will love it ... " Three kills with the pistols is pretty easy if you can get head shots . " Please tell me you're not scared because of The Wire . If you are : I just checked Direct 2Drive , they have the strategy guide . You're not OP .... picture of a text " My baby won't fit in the microwave so I need to go chop him up a bit . " Farted on my girlfriend unintentionally while she was jerking me off . Her face was priceless , just a true genuine Stupid shee - He isnt kidding . It takes nearly 10 seconds to load on imageshack . You don't think they have a skill ? You stole my pillow cover . Clever girl My bf actually introduced me to Invader Zim because I never really liked cartoons when I was younger , it made me feel stupid . But after smoking tons of weed in highschool , my brain didn't really care after that . I freakin love Gir though , idk what frisky dingo is . Yes my cat is spoiled , he even has a $ 50 carrying bag I tried , it said I had to be over 17 . I am yes - cause most kids go thru their parents stuff all the time that parents don't know about . unless its in a locked drawer or safe , your kids have probably looked thru it and seen what they later may only comprehend what that big latex toy that buzzed really was . Yeah same here . If it were a choice though , I'd be all for stripping away their rights . God damn . Some kids sure know how to give the rest of us black Americans a great reputation . No torches on you at the time ? I'm sorry but - perfect use of Developer = Id Software ? i seriously did not see that coming The line is " Nor any drop to drink " Is it just me or does that wrapper have a serious look blue waffle ' Chosen People Ministries ' its a crummy commercial Did you take a screen cap first ? Audio book reader . As long as this country continues to make decisions and be influenced by 30 - second attack ads , the political calculus will remain the same . High levels of misery do not worry Republicans - as long as they can outspend their opponents Good sentiment was soured by the self-pitying " I'm sure I'll get downvoted to oblivion . " I'm sorry , I downvoted your comment ... I think you know why they educate with shotguns ? I'm sorry , I downvoted your comment ... I think you know why Pics or it didn't happen Get a brain dumbass , you asked the same question twice Great , that's all we Celiacs need ; huge piles of wheat sitting around in the city getting blown around everywhere by the wind [ link to reddit meme with cartoon character giving the its not even thanksgiving yet .... I've been doing the hidden knot for a few years now – I always thought I'd made it up , but I guess knot . ( bad pun alert I dont have jewish friends ... Lack of railing is one reader oh look it's * this * post again Yeah , that will solve the problem ... WAT ... Friend of a parent here . He said he walked in on his son once , and he was sticking a K'Nex piece wrapped in a sandwich bag into his butt . I'd come , but I work for Nintendo and you made no mention of having a Wii on hand to play . Seriously , I actually felt my testicles move closer to my body in an attempt to find shelter when I read this . Is that a transformer ladder To some extent , it is true . My mother said that once her more " distant " Japanese family had learned she married a black man ( Still nothing , and I'm 23 ... Yup , I remember when my history teachers taught us about positive contractions right before solving systems of linear equations . My reaction to this title would have been a lot less I don't mean to get on your case for simply not knowing something but I still feel that this is appropriate : Asked my mom for the recipe to her baked beans last Thanksgiving . She just showed me the Bush's can they came out of Thats not how you get away with it TIL " Drive away in jeep without picking anyone up , leaving you to foot it to a capture point ... And now you're the douche . " oh you just graduated ? What high school ? " I guess it's habit - I have to spend more time in NetBeans I guess . I knew I should stay and keep on playing . Evert heard of dyslexia ? Don't hire the homeless then . Or retards . Unleashing the beast needs to run longer ... And only 50 Euros ! Even more bizarre is that they have a Cafepress store ... I want to see the rest of those scissors Its just a title . Have some self respect . Don't beg . Notepad + + has a portable version . My mother uses this term to refer to the act of farting . As in , " oops , I popped in public " Oh lawdy , their worldview is being challenged by people on the internet . The inhumanity . If it weren't for the fact that im 6 " 3/4 i'd say people would think im 12 or a girl , and i'm 17 ... and a guy I work in a hospital . I've had patients ask me if i'm pregnant , when I'm due , or if I just recently have kids . I've never had kids and I'm not pregnant ... Sure man . I come to Reddit for overused meme's , cute cats / puppies / squirrels and epic original content , * not * people arguing about their * personal * religious or non-religious beliefs . The evangelism from both sides needs to stop . who said i prefer reddit over 4chan ? Not any easier than you could get by loading the map ! No upboats until you tell us the time ... Killing yourself with alcohol poisoning ? Yes , brilliant , indeed . I mean ' in my brain ' them tools . Get your dog high ? wtf ... Did you ask him why he forgot to mention Nikola Tesla in his latest book ! ? Email registration : * * NBCEE It ... I just threw up a little bit , are you happy now ? It results in you getting put on a register . A hot girl on Reddit ? I fucking hate Google Instant . That's my entire monthly income . You are the 1 % . For straight women and gay men , the answer is obvious . I played with a co-worker who claims not to be new to Battlefield but then claimed not to like Rush or Conquest .... We know how to spell and use grammar properly . They can go suck a dragons left nut I don't see why not , but knowing that information exists in a spouse visa dataset makes me Yeah , thanks for that buddy . especially if it lands in the nose or eyes .... I went to the one off the 15 in PQ back in January , wasn't in the mood for guac on my burrito so asked the guy to substitute sour cream . Every Mexican place I've ever been to doesn't blink an eye but this guy ( think he was a manager ) cops an attitude and says " we don't sub , SC is extra . " Walked out right there , haven't and won't go to an MXN again . We don't talk about that What the fuck did I just watch Yeah I definitely tried to spot an airplane the other day when I was driving on the freeway it was totally weird lol I looked up and thought spot ! And no orange .... I'm using that same book right now .... Look at the size / titles of those books in the background . This person is clearly not in the children's section . Which means they are carrying this book with them . butt trap ? It * * is * * one cause . Someone on another sub nicknamed it * * " the bird's nest " * * I searched for " Daniel 15 " and my Digg account was in the top 10 results . The first time I entered Stormwind , started in Teldrassil , took the boat to Auberdine , Darkshore and then to Menethil Harbor in Wetlands . Many wipes along the way I traveled from Wetlands , past Loch Modan , another long walk through Dun Morogh to lagforge ( when it actually lagged ) and then I took the tram to Stormwind . Now you can take a boat from Rut'theran Village You sure would pay them all your money ..... Because they'd charge you twice Nice try crab man It was awesome advice , thank you . I'm not too familiar with how this works ; can I go ' church-hopping ' ? Is it acceptable to just kinda show up at a random church and sit in on a service ? Would I have to speak to someone from that church beforehand ( like the pastor ) ? Will I get weird stares from regular church-goers These builds are totally weird Religion makes me This is a fish bowl ? Unfortunately , I have come to find out this only works with MacBook airs . That is so ridiculous . They even mock me by having the option available , just greyed out . " well son there haven't been any noises eminating from this room in 18 fucking years Seriously ? I had a snowglobe confiscated once at the TSA . They told me it was because they couldn't measure the volume of the liquid because it was a sphere . I will not stand here and see these guys with no votes That's also how Looks like Markeaton park ... Hmm Don't tell me how to behave I'm pretty sure that call would make the entire precinct race out the door so they could find a car where the driver may have been driving erratically . Sounds like top priority . Up vote those . Down vote things that have no place here . Like my comment , your comment and the other comment about down votes . No there are fourteen of us remember ? mother of god , we are adding fuel to the fire don't ... have ... a lot of micro choices Why haven't you answered any questions yet damnit , i noticed it This sounds familiar . I bet they can deploy these " WMDs " in 45 minutes . the title should probably be " I don't think the title should be ' ಠ_ಠ Religion ... ' rather ' Didn't you just make the same mistake ? Why yes , that's perfectly normal ... Fucking kicker . How do you go 0-4 in close road games this year ? If I hear legitimately one more time ... I call BS ... Who would work 50 + hrs / wk for $ 25K .... Ok . Nevermind . WomenRGr 8t got their xbox working again . If only he / she knew of what we were coming up with So you open up an AMA . Then run off to answer not a single question ? suggested videos ... wtf ... sol Motel rebola ... As much as I love me some HP , Ah ... another glorious season in the AFC Worst . Why are there no cute and cool stoner girls in Germany We can all agree , however , that neither group is as bad as those who use apostrophes to pluralize words . which is why I'm afraid to let a child out of my uterus just to grow up and be like that Oh , clearly you meant ಠ_ಠ Catholicism ... and not So we meet again EVERYONE GETS DOWN VOTED TO HELL ! Is not everything repetitive in a sense ? hello good Sir , I know this is completely unrelated to this thread but just wanted to say that someone is waiting for you down the hall It's all pretty important , you don't really get a decent understanding of lots of things until your junior and senior years . It is pretty cool when you reach a point where you see why some things are important or why you had to learn all the tedious and boring things . That being said , you don't really get more than a basic understanding of most things in undergrad . The further into your studies you go the more you realize that you probably don't know all that much . Ffffuuuuuu just bought this for 170 at best buy few weeks ago . All .... That .... Wood .... Your name . In a ranked game last night we had a second pick Ryze , enemy chose Veigar and someone on my team says " oh , veigar counters ryze . " I said " no , he doesn't " and he decided to clarify that " GOOD veigar counters ryze , but there aren't many good veigars . " If you get hit , hit back . I'm sure they'll take away a vacation day or 2 for this one , that will teach him I'll just get off your lawn ... lose point He does this in lieu of an actual cash tip ? On a school ski trip . 4 per room and there was 2 beds so you have to share a bed with another person . Guys with guys and girls with girls obviously . When I woke up in the morning and the person I had to share the bed with was spooning me and had morning wood which I could feel on my back Back in my tech support days , I had to trouble shoot quite a few ( old ) people who tried to insert while twisting these .... Period posts are monopolized " ' Just turn it inside out ... ' You and your asshole reaming ... I heard what you said I know that person you're healing Oh my god I had totally forgotten this . I bought a poppy the other day and not 2 minutes later I realized I had lost it . FUCK . The one time I was expecting to be bozarking'd . I see what you did there . That girl is like 6 years old .... She said .... they were little kids , man . Why don't you sell bear pelts ? that's how i felt . a couple weeks or so later i finally figured out why the small dog went into her room as well . Want girl in green to move her head Thank you so much , sir . White people .... I will take everything into account that is not based on the fact im 22 then That thought passes by me all the time when I see the sweet old lady at church , or the lady at the store " Oh , I bet she got gangbanged more then once " The fuck brain ? ' Teached ' ? That's not a fucking word . You mean ' taught ' . I'll give that a shot , thanks I've been here for six months . I thought this is what the site did for most of it ... Anytime that the blanket is ripped off of you , I think it's just the worst . I mean all cozy in the blanket . All of the sudden , SWOOSH ! Woken up at that very moment . He had a stroke while playing poker College dorm alarms are the worst for me , being in North Dakota , and having to go wait outside for twenty minutes with the wind chill below zero . In the first month , my dorm had more fire alarms pulled then all of last year ... Apparently in China you can buy and eat soup made out of human fetuses . This is the precise definition of a rave Ha , yes . Although in all seriousness , I do love that song . not sure if girl or guy . frymeme.jpg then go on I'm sorry sir , but this comment indicates that there is some chance that you believed this was a real trailer . Hunting species in danger of extinction is not cool Damn you Internet The source is a comment on reddit I don't even ... Look at how it ranks in favourites Came here just to say that , and to do this It's really creepy . Everyone at NYCC made this face If you are Nigerian why is your email in Gujarati are you Israeli ? ... that seemed like a joke my dad would make . Redditor for one day . I'll be watching you . I agreed with your first sentence but then you brought up 12/21 / 12 Why is she apologizing for her thoughts ? Tell her that she doesn't need to do that EVER . The moon comes out for some portion of the day depending on what its phase is . I learned this in kindergarten . I'm not even joking . Blurry could be the lighting . And ... the strap ... doesn't look like it's pulled taut Well , technically , you * * did * * intend for them to read your comment , you know , since you posted a comment directed toward them on one of their posts . it's music and culture and the class is actually pretty fun .. I love anthro as a generality , but the class ends at 10pm and is two and a half hours long Definitely don't r / Atheism did you really think this would work ? When you click the link it makes the " plot " will be the 3rd dlc ? yeah that's what i meant Yes , youth wages on awards can be much lower when you're under 21 . Which is frustrating when you're over 18 , and under 21 , because then they can pay you under the minimum wage . take a seat how the fuck did this get front page ? . gif Should have spell-checked . Should also have my glasses on . Self , I am disappoint . no . She tried to boot an old woman from the handicapped seats ? ? Barcelona AND Spurs ? ! Akk , use of improper grammar and numbers in place of words ... Because it wasn't the first time he'd done that sort of thing to me . But it was the last . Winter ? I think you should check your calendar . I feel like I've lost 30mns of my life doing the same thing ... Zilean knows that feel bro ... * Ult * --> * Ulted person runs away from fight * I'll be there , as I'm a big fan of " slick willies " , wait till you see the decoration . This is a repost and you know it Can't tell if flattering or not . Buying at a gun show isn't a straw purchase . are you sure its actually a tac light ? it might just be that massive lens flare visible from almost any direction and just as bright as a tac light Feel weird ... Down there ? I don't know what he is " How'd you penetrate my fap-tress of solitude ! ? ! Aaalrighty then , guess I'll take my common sense and basic decency and go sit way over there , then . > I'm over here preaching OWS , and am not eligible to vote . You waited a month plus to say that ? A great question ! I've little intuition for this because I tend to assume that if I've read it , it must be pretty well-known . I've many times gotten And I think this one is kind of famous , but it earned me some I see what you did there No it was the alien fridge of bullshit ... TERRY GROSS I don't care which you play but it baffels me that people buy a game which is basically a replica with minor changes to the previous one . And it's not cheap at all its actually quite expensive That's unfortunate because the guy is pretty hot and this would probably be the first thing he didn't die in . Nice try , Lannisters No iPad support L'Hopital's rule ? Charge your phone ! Too bad this is during the night of a million speedways . It might be an Asian thing . One of my co-workers still have the plastic film stuck on his phone . He says " Why pay for screen protector when the phone came with one . " * * Where's that TPS Report I've been waiting for ? Claimed it cost 3 cents a page due to printer wear and tear Wow , it's like there isn't a single player campaign that is excellent ... " Richard Handl ? " I'm ashamed to be making so juvenile a comment , but did I really just read an article about a physics nerd named " Dick Handle ? " Phreak sounds like a complete asshole Especially beef tacos . People fap while other people are in the next room ? Are all teenage girls superficial and avoidant of actual substance in a guy ? Because I don't look like some adonis = social admonishment . Why can't you believe it worked out for them ? It's the most basic of pranks ... I almost feel like giving you a downvote for being unnecessarily incredulous . I ' d love to get Founder status , especially since I bought the Hardened Edition . Trying to sign up has given me nothing but code 500 errors From Wikipedia : " Earwigs are nocturnal ; they often hide in small , moist crevices during the day ... " What other single player games did you have in mind ? And you better not say Mass Effect You should be happy I'm not throwing a Pok éball at you right now , since I have scissors and a needle , I could turn you into a female Abra ... You mean L ’ Hospital [ lopi'tal ] ? Button for fucking epic as hell on earth That's what I assumed , too . I was dead wrong . Just imagined the removal like the shattering of the T - 1000 in Terminator . Edit : proven wrong Turnip soup . > edit : You even seemingly admitted this yourself but still went with it for some odd reason . Christian hypocrisy is the only thing being shamed . Apparently no small tragedy , according to the feedback so far . Not sure if trolling . Didn't get one this time either ... " The content owner has not made this video available on mobile . " I guess since making one up is out of the question ... Thank you for dragging me also to hell with u ! Am I taking crazy pills ? mmj's kilt and your link both have green . Too bad I CAN'T FUCKING SEE THE BUTTON ! Why dont you take a seat i completely agree , and i appreciate the point you're making . that's also how i would aproach it any real debate or conversation ... about religion anyway . However , this is r / atheism , the atheist community on an internet forum , and today i feel like calling the guy who thinks that god is the explanation for beautiful sunsets stupid . I ´ ll have a degree in IR in a few months . Your username . First of all , thank you for writing this . I have vaginismus and it's hard to find any good information about it . My first gyno just told me to drink a class of wine and try to relax . Why is this a . gif ? " the head of athiests " phuck photobucket i cant see the image Are you sure you read it ? It's like the whole last two chapters of A Dance with Dragons . ....... I would've . What do you mean keep em wide open ? Poor thing Rose is just so cheesy , though , if you don't already know Doctor Who is awesome . Some people are willing to give it to the time to prove itself , but some people ( like my boyfriend No , it's not . I have never seen this before . At all . TL ;D R does not apply to single-sentences First thing I did was to check the username . Nope not multiple_personalities . Lego Universe should have been that game . Hmmm cant tell with her clothes on Man it would suck to be pregnant during the zombie apocalypse ... Why the ( even Princess Mononoke ) ? Redditor for two months yet has memory of everyone on Reddit being nice . Aw damn , wish I didn't know that . I was watching the IGN video review of MW3 but an ad for BF3 comes on . 82 Orange and Blue I don't usually respond to uninformed trolls , but when I do ... ^ ^ ^ I saw this too Muggles is my friends dogs name A government that spends its tax money on the welfare of its citizens . Obviously this is totally unacceptable . Because all girls must put out , right ? When I clicked that there was a picture of a baby next to it That wasn't even a good one I know the originals were the best but up to 251 was pretty good . After that , I don't know what they were thinking > first thing that came to my mind was " wtf ! ! woman power " ? Cello Suite Number 6 . Wish I'd had 3 weeks . I may have said it at some other point , but mine was out in a couple days , thanks to my sister-in-law . Mine is November 5th , and I was a a week and a half early .... * What hump ? * As a historian , I cannot What is this Big Chief you speak of ? No matter how hard you study or try , you will never be as rich and successfully as the Kardashians , Snooki or Beiber . For a full second I thought this was all one big workout . Oh god I read it all Some friends and I would be interested in playing , though I'm not sure what you mean by " competitively " . Also , Brawl plus ? Turns out you have the price right , people are just saying its lower and buying for that price ... IT * BROKE * THE SHOW IS BETTER OR AS GOOD AS THE COMICS . WHAT ... SOMETHING OUT OF LINE BETTER POST LE Right ... Because we've never heard of a stawman before . That's not actually its purpose , that's just what the bot wants you to think Agreed ! The part that made me giggle though , was when I asked him if whales existed and he just replied * " I have no idea " * . HAHA he has no idea about whales , but seems to believe in god , or an afterlife or the very book in which he got those ideas . I dare you to tell the truth But without the Krikkit War there wouldn't exist any cricket How do you know I don't like sodomy I guess I'll cancel my pre-order then . If I'd have done this , you guys would have seen a massive stack of text books , battlefield 2 case , and a jar of curry sauce been staring at the shortcut for 10 minutes now . I have a Yes I have ... Ive used when traveling to countries that have air quality that you could cut with a knife . The mood is never dead , and shark week is not a reason to not have sex lol'd in class ... now everyone has to put away their laptops ... you made me ruin it for everyone Can I have $ 12 since you allowed my personal information to be compromised ? * " feed my eyes " * The Blaze ? You sent me to an obviously conservative blog for proof of media bias to the left ? sorry to correct you , but its Chew * resistant * I can't tell you how many times I've had to explain this to pet parents trying to return them . Its a bed ... NOT a chew toy Eh ... Uh ... Whu ... Huh ... Bu ... Eh ... Meh ... That's awesome . Maybe your cat came back in my cat but as a female . I'm aware of that , believe me , the " uh ... what ? If only ignorance was truly bliss ... Are you in middle school ? Who the fuck laughs at asthma ? Because you arent from Minnesota , you dont know cold I'm not legal or interested . This isn't cheap , this is at market value and higher . Yeah I hate it when my juice boxes are still completely drinkable . If ever in my life I would've confused one thing for another , spinal cords for chains would've been the last thing . so we lefties are poop-handed for life , huh I was mid-laugh when I read your username . My first time ..... killed all my squadmates My gtx 580 is at 45c . and i7 920 @3 . 6ghz is at 36c .... I'm in Florida Among other things , expect a lot of Wow , they're really stickin ' it to the man with that one ! The heck ? < While still falling > " I'm good ! I'm good ! " Suck on them ... to get them wet ? ... before you throw them into a * * * pool full of water * * * ? I say , sir , you must be talking about a different show . There was only one season of Heroes . Just like there are only three Star Wars movies The dogs on the AC & C photos look like they are prepared for being hanged . Diet . I bet he could knit with only one hand , solo . Glad I'm not alone ! Whenever I express my opinions about her all my friends are like I can't recall the last time I saw a redditor post a picture of their girlfriend and they weren't attractive ... Your Username > you are bringing Wayne Rooney into a Messi / Ronaldo discussion If I was there just give me Fallout or elder scrolls games , not CS It looks like a vagina necklace , and the description saying it has a " realistic wet look " doesn't help . I am that kid in the picture . I was 10 at the time . If you can get a sample of his handwriting ...... But you mocked the idea that we came from dirt / dust ... now you say " Exactly the idea . " I cannot express how many Great ! As if my fear of bees and hornets wasn't bad enough yet ! Oh god friggin ' fruit flavored lip balm / gloss . Especially cherry-flavored or something . Ugghhh all of my self-restraint * * Always * * start new tv shows from episode 1 This was in 84 ... What's with all the comments dissing it for using old technologies ? " milking the buffalos " Holy shit windows 2000 ? And on weekends when they shut down lanes , it's a virtual parking lot ... Five years of this ? Time to relocate . Fuckin terrible . Someone asked to coach me . He immediately tried to troll me by directing me to walk off cliffs or into heavy enemy fire . Modern combat , real racing , xplane . Keep the KV and the KV - 3 for the garage slots , which will be coming Soon ™ ( March ... So true , I just wish they planed their obsolescence to last two years Man memes have become pop culture for EVERYONE . Still hasn't fixed How do you misspell dirt and not notice . maybe * here ? * A bro never admits he can't drive ? Even if said bro has been drinking ? She admitted to being a slut . Hey corporations ... I see what you did there . Who is no more than two I still don't see why you're involved in this , you did nothing against your morals ! Joe on the other hand Which means you don't fully respect the majority of women then . And that's your reason . You quit your jobs for this ? I'm pretty sure I've seen this before . > Always start new tv shows from episode 1 This was all a joke . ' I agree . And that was shot on an iPhone 4 and it still looks better . Yeah , buying an iPod or iPhone is such a bad idea . How do you legalize trafficking to a country where it's illegal ... Doesn't matter had sex . Music is bad ? I'll Play them all . > Because America is the ONLY place in the whole world where atheists are downtrodden by the religious Dr . Oz does not count . If that happens I leave fukken carnaval season No it didn't . Misleading username is misleading Yeah I feel ya ... I have some friends ( some are level 20 + ) that only play that mode and you see their wins in Co-op Vs AI , and it's + 100 . LOL WHAT ? ! Then you see their normal game wins and they are - 100 ( or not even past 50 ) . Physically impossible .... words / concepts .... stop being a moron and read what you wrote ... Then how could you abandon it because of dialog ? ! ? ! ? ! Sure ! And ff you'd like I'll do the rest of your year's homework too ! That way you won't have to put in any effort to learn anything ! * Memebase * d This girl is " traumatized " because everyone can see these photos .... So ABC shows them on the nightly news .. ? So , you didn't help make it ? Disappointment in Yzerman ? You can't smoke acid Thats bad man , ive never seen comic like that , maybe some kind a new ads strategy to get clicked " add a scoop to your water bottle before working out " Every lab needs TWO MORE LABS ! Who would do that ? YOUTUBE : What do you think of this - Cute ( 4 ) 70 years = 13 hours At first I was all That misspelling had me thoroughly confused for a good bit before I figured it out . I haven't read any Hulk before either , and it's pretty easy to get into . The art is really cool , even though some of the dialogue is pretty cheesy ( pig-men Thus , if you feel the need for guaranteed money , make an offer . I always wonder why cats will sit on paper instead of the floor ... or lay on a cardboard box instead of their bed I bought for them ... I'm 18 and know what the fuck they are so yes . Tasteful ... > <-- I'm using chrome dammit ! > wrong again , I'm using 64 - bit win 7 I dunno if she'd like you comparing her ladyparts to something that can accommodate 30,000 men per hour . Are you fucking kidding me with the tumble weeds ? Possibly ... but don't you dare compare me to Marvin , you subterranean homesick alien you Last Updated : Wednesday , 10 August 2005 , 10:16 GMT 11:16 UK Sriracha Tiger Zoo . All I can imagine is tigers and hot sauce at that zoo Upvote for you , sir . My very exact thoughts . Torturing animals is NEVER okay . But I think it's a bit ironic that cats equally torture living creatures ( mice , birds , squirrels , etc ) and all of a sudden it's " okay " just because it's instinctual to them ... Because " increase your risk " means that it will definitely happen i literally just grabbed mine , squeezed them into funny shapes and wiggled them all around in a desperate bid to find something that would make them unappealing to my fiance ... he told me to keep going . Just started playing yesterday . Saw this , didn't understand it . Pressed wrong button 15 minutes ago , now it all makes sense Me children are starving ... and you give me a cigar ? I remember it being the kind of place that was in business Aren't those suppose to be taken orally yeah , the whole NFC West needs to pick up their game , and consistently win games . Deion Sanders referred to the division as ' cupcake ' yesterday ; I was offended Yeah , pine pallets are exactly what you want to burn in your indoor stove How the fuck is that shit so delicious ? Yep , right here , connected to the radiator . what the fuck I see what you did there . > TP snob . Are you serious ? That is not maize . for me chrome froze - making windows offset the frozen apps ' window by a few pixels , then fading its contents to white . Until I realized what happened - fucking scary I didn't come here for this . That's just ... Clever enough to make me hungry . Except Mala I have the same problem as gangplank . I ult to help my team members , and then watch , instead of paying attention to my current fight elseware . Let people die ... ? ! " Worst part " ? You can't be serious ... Some people I'm game for that . Look , this is my game face . ... VHS Player ? A couple months ago some friends and I took Wits and Wagers in there . This was our first time playing it , so everything was brand new . We're on the last question and the girl we went with knocks over her glass ; beer and shattered glass all over the playing chips . agree with The face you're looking for is Come here to I don't believe the game is streaming on NFL Baby stuff . Try Atlanta Woah . From the thumbnail I thought it was a baby wearing a man as a tan top . But the stream I was watching started playing Australian commercials while I was waiting for authentication ... lol , I just noticed that we literally shot up approx 500 in 2 days so I just I love my Nana . She tought me my manners . Now get your elbows off the table ! Why are they not all uptokes ? \ self deprecating comments are dumb . Cease this at once It's weird because there are girls named Vanessa , Becca , Ally , and Amber in my school . And , the personalities match ... I lol'ed at your comment then again at your username . Well played , sir . How ... how the hell are you still using netherweave bags I was born June 13th , 1981 . Damn it mom , should have squeezed me out 2 days earlier ! ! the tent is 32 " x 32 " x 63 " not quite a microgrowery , well it is in cali The people who answered 20 ... > the majority of people put " 0 " for that as well It was a pictorial representation of the previous post . The previous post contains 11 words . Tomato rating 0 % .... audience says 75 % want to see ... At first I thought you meant Animal Crossing > I socialized with horny teenagers outside my home , because I didn't want my parents to be around while I was getting my fun . My wife is from Eastern Europe and someone corrected her on her own name as well at a store . She was entering one of those in-store raffles and the person was like " oh no ... that's not how you spell that " and my wife was like Upvote for making me shoot puke out of my nostrils ... I used to pull all nighters that would run into the middle of the class itself ... fucking ADHA Piss right the fuck off , buddy . He is taking lower quality pictures / video than most phones would be .............. You take that back This is how I feel right now because I had Skyrim preloaded any ready and then a bit before 12 I try to open steam and it has a shit-fit . Now that it's 2 hours later it finally got online and am now re-downloading all my games . as a man i can honestly say i've never really thought of magic sandwiches like this before Base rape at 9:03 & 14:44 I don't see any Stranges Not only is this immediately relevant to my status as a CMU student , I only got to see this video posted 80 different times , each time somehow making it in the top couple pages of reddit ..... now I get to see it in my college subreddit . I want to know who the guy in the TLF's who writes to the motorcycle / Skrillex haircut girl EVERY DAMN WEEK . Serious stalker bait ... But I poop from there ! About as good looking too He needed casters and went straight to Tastosis ? You ! How ? Whose dick did you suck to get that ? Haha yeah same here , dreamt the craziest shit . The other night i was trying to survive an alien coral reef meteoroid attack with the love of my life . How did you acquire * this * photo ? This is the one time I can literally say I was making this face the entire video : First time ever using the ragemaker ! That shit is amazing ( though , figuring out where everything was should have been a task assigned to me at a [ 0 ] Wait , wait , wait ... you voiced the Flash from Justice League , Crisis on Two Earths ? If you don't want to be the guy joked about , I would encourage you to use your current image to try to change the social culture at work , where those jokes aren't acceptable . Give people the 24 - hour time is all I go by . Haha , very funny . Now give my uniform back . I was standing * behind * someone as they were standing up , and * they * backstabbed me . You're reaching Does she plan to murder you now ? How can someone possibly reply < 1 min with that long of a message There's certainly no way to fake this . Can't get into any of the common rooms . Not cool , guys . * Looks at own kid * * Looks at daughter * You know this probably belongs in r / oldpics or r / historypics , as it is r / pics is cluttered with stuff like this they look like And hardens ! Hoping to find one of these somewhere ; I got to play with one at the range and liked it ; whenever I mention that I want to get one I get this look : Because I would like to play it sometime soon Rising to dramatic climax ! ಠ_ಠ ..... just Hmmmm ... of course . I wonder what kind of person would do that ? It couldn't possibly be that I might be doing it myself ... people are too busy playing war games . That's the most disgusting thing I've seen I'm in Hufflepuff . Cop : Damn it ! After the wizard high ins speech I was full of pride . Knew it wouldn't last ! Thanks r u srs EMINENT domain . Worst bonerkill ever . If you click the re-directed page , it leads you to his " real " page . ( I think Issey is a foreign name / nickname ? ) Check out how many people liked that one .. Eating ... what ? This is not the least bit funny . Yeah , until the fucking hill people get you . Nice try , hill people you stole this from r / furry , didn't you Gave my mom the Heimlich maneuver when she choked on her lunch in a restaurant once . Afterwards all she could talk about was how embarrassed she was and she didn't even thank me nether do I My last name is irish for " baby cow " and my first name is Chuck ... While you're here .... can I ask if you've experienced the skinny jeans smelling HORRIBLE ? I bought a pair there and didn't notice at first , brought them home and they REEKED of moth balls . I washed them literally about 7 or 8 times and the smell would not quit . I brought them back to the store and the lady said " oh yeah , the stretchy pants like skinny jeans and jeggings smell awful . I have to keep my jeggings in a separate room " . Naturally , this was my face : So creepy and strange to guesstimate where I am sitting in relation to this photo I prefer to be alone rather than having a girlfriend with such fetishes . I'm quite positive that women FUCKING do this on purpose The same reason that you run into the bathroom and start tickling him when he's trying to poop It's Veterans ' day , asshole ...... Wait ... wait a minute ... you didn't change the bed covers ? hahahahahaha yes Yeah , they do . I remember I was trying to snipe a deer from a distance , and the minute I released my arrow , a wolf started attacking it . My arrow killed the wolf instead of the deer , and the latter got away . People who do this , think they're SOOO funny Just picture me waking up and as I pick up my shirt like a few inches from my face there he was I instantly dropped my shirt and he was still chillin there , as I tried to capture him , he / it kept going to my shirt The xbox is laying on carpet ... Mine showed up 1 state over ( like 3 or 4 hours of driving ) at 7 AM , and never left from there . I do mine like this I doubt his paw is bigger than your palm Naked dude in the woods ! ? And your karma . So ... you're passively asking someone to gift you a copy ? I get where the word comes from and all , but the first thing I think of after " digitally " is a computer . ... my old router was a D-Link . I swear this is the FIFTH time I've seen it this week . He had been known by my parents to embark on wild sleep-walking adventures ( just not the sleep-peeing part ) , so fortunately I can with quite a bit of certainty say " yes " . My problem was that the moans didn't stop when I muted the TV . > Catching them in the act of kitty salad-tossing Well , at least the 3 layers wouldn't upset me , I actually enjoy that . Also , the traffic issue doesn't seem too different from the freeways here in LA . Speaking of LA , I'm also pretty envious of people with actual oxygen to breath Hey , congratulations ! Ew , gross dude , your karma is showing . No . oh just a little staged ! ? Apple Dash . ( ╯ The whole grapefruit ? Then again , all history is past history ... I don't know if you know this or not , but clocks are programmable to any time you want them to display . You're not helping Was that man pantsless ? So I see this group of elves walking with a prisoner . I talk to the first one , she's kinda bitchy . If I get too close to the prisoner she pulls a dagger and warns me not to get involved . I back away . As they're walking away I chat with the last guard in the group and she asks me if I follow the nine divines . I decide to remain silent so she gets pissed and attacks me . first off i think it goes without saying this guy isnt actually a dice employee . secondly i just searched his name in battlelog and hes in a reddit server It took me longer than it should have to figure out that was looped decent ? at first i was like Thought it was shopped ... googled " touched sandusky . " Holy shit . This has nothing to do with Batman's ass WHY WAIT AMIRITE ? ? Anyone else was bothered by the camera lady's constant interruptions . Dude would be getting to some great punchlines and she'd cut him off . > Am I the only one who finds everything about this post offensive ? Interspecial transgender rape . Nothing wrong here He's pecking Jake's head .......... Yeah , cause 2010 was * forever * ago " Mainstream " change things . Remember commodore 64 times ? Games evolved and became mainstream . Now we have an sub - evolved awesome branch and i'm frightened about losing it Such an under rated actress . I loved her work on entourage as a drug addicted porn star . Ok , fine , I * don't want to kill someone . * vwpolo ... repost much ? Same for me about 1 % er celebrities showing up at OWS . ( Alec Baldwin , I'm looking at you ... Taping ? My understanding is that it was done live Nobody cares What is this I don't even Gainesville in Florida is good ? I know right ! I was just looking for my next fix ... You should really stop sipping on mouthwash straight up rude and burdening . It's definitely something most Koreans would consider a huge " Shil-Lye " or act of impoliteness . Glad you said no . Koreans like this really irk me .. And the nerve that person had to even try bringing 3 other people as if herself wasn't bad enough This was indoors ? I hope you gave him the look of disapproval That looks like a dude Ah , sonofabitch has white on his coat , too ... Scumbag horse . That's what I thought . But I once saw a girl in a restaurant who couldn't have been more than four years old playing with an ipad . saw the word skyrim .. left very disappointed " I don't get it , I'm looking but I can't find whatever it is I'm sup ... I more or less assumed that's what was going on . However , we were only a table away from them and we could pretty easily tell they were well off , so who knows ? Scumbag Japan : Makes hentai ; Doesn't allow dildo in a game . I notice you didn't include any ones that have a Reddit button ... wow , now 70 . I'm scared to think that I've read more books in Skyrim than I have in my whole life ... Yes . I can honestly say I know more than one person like this . One guy always brags about how nice his Invictas are and how little he spent to look good compared to everyone else's watches that spent real money Very nice , except for that Bruins flag yeah , and the fact that Stalin killed more Russians than hitler did Jews is completely besides the point , and the cold war , eastern Europe , Berlin wall , etc . etc . etc ... What . the . fuck . is that wrinkled concrete dick pointing up at the ceiling in the background . BRB locking my framerate at 30fps Was it just me that noticed he just coulda took a step up instead of flashing ? Well , somebody's certainly * * angry * * Prison currency . OH SWEET JESUS . You laugh but how o YOU act around a little spider ? Haha .... some years ago , a friend of mine actually had an AA class with Randy ( richmonder here ) , and apparently the dude kept a bottle of vodka in his car that he was practically drinking like water . Ridiculous . Also ridiculous that those guys are the second highest paid metal band in the world dat name " 121,672 views today " So when I'm working out and I drink ice cold water , I'm not actually " getting a break , " I'm actually making my body work even more ? She included men and asked us where we were as if we have done nothing . Little risk to his life ? ... ~ ~ I'm gonna kill everyone and thing ~ ~ .... You will one day learn how to differentiate between * needs * and * wants * . One does not equal the other . Also , don't beg . I don't go to r / mylittlepony anymore . Some of those bronies like MLP a little too much . My SO is trans and when I saw that post my heart sank . Then I find out it's satire . too bad that kid is a dirty cheater I don't know , but knowing my dad , he probably earned it . Oh , and you forgot to mention that the parrot is named " Lolita " ... It's even less clear now Yes , Disney is pure undiluted evil and have never produced anything remotely worth watching . i see 6 second last form balls could you elaborate on number 7 ? As revolting as it is , yes , people still rub the same bar of soap on their skin they used the day before ( and possibly others have used I mix a large amount of peanut butter into mine . I've gained weight like a mofo and haven't dared weigh myself for weeks You sound like a psychopath . Do you kill small animals with your hands and think its fucking hilarious as well ? Baskets eh ? Ugh . I had a gay man ask me at what age was I molested . Because apparently to be bisexual you need to have had some sort of trauma . My local McDonalds ran out of cheese once . isnt that the price ? Isn't it funny how that works out ? / r / gonenatural , a place to celebrate girls who don't wear makeup ... but not ugly girls . Are you serious ? Please tell me you are trolling He's complaining about having to log in to lurk ... why you shouldn't ? yeah , umm , ok well ... hold on I'm thinking .. .. still thinking ... That was uhhh disturbing . I see your faces and raise you a I don't want to live on this planet anymore . I've never heard of this " three months ' salary " rule . You need to explain to me what you mean by " upgrade " Just missed Miss A by a second ! ! .. dude . Clothed , seriously ? Off topic : I have been asked to give over bank details and my tax file number before I even had a job offer to " make things quicker if you get the job " . @Medic90 I'm eyeballing you . This was going around Ops this week ... and we have a medic 90 ... I thought the " Apps " page the OP linked to was the downloads page But then they aren't as flavorful Update your apps man ! I like how during his performance they only showed the black judge I .. I cannot believe .. I .. I read it all My boyfriend does this to me alllll the time . ... oh sweet baby jesus . You go to amsterdam and the only photo you bring back is of * * A BICYCLE * * ? ! ? ! That's the cutest nail varnish rack I've seen yet ! I also love your blues , I loooooovveeee blues ! But what scares me is when people post things like " I have a nail varnish addiction ... " and show their collection and I realise if they are addicted , what does that make me ? No name blurrs ? Ouchie Drop her in a pit ? I saw all of this disclaimer text as well . I wasn't sure if it was just standard text they have on all returns or if it was specific to this recall . Makes me a little weary about sending it in if I can get charged $ 100 for a product I hardly use anymore and one that is not worth anywhere near $ 100 anymore . Good way to make customers feel good about the recall apple . Can't be unseen " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going . Sexism ? In my 2X ? Not cool . i see what you did there As an old guy with somewhat of a background in this area myself , I shall watch this thread closely . A 12 meg connection is pretty damn fast compared to what a lot of people in the US have . OP , are you ... how to phrase this ... " navigating this thread with one hand " ? You can't get to the throat of these dogs . They can't even kill each other . These are the scariest animals to be in same room as . We saved ours from dog fighters that bought the dog for practice against their " prized " rottweiler and pitbulls . They were going to have the father and son destroyed because they killed all the other dogs and were then trying to kill each other day and night . He's not even related to Abe Lincoln , George Washington , and every single power ranger . * * THE ENTIRE GAME IS A COMEDY . A HUMAN DESTROYING A REAPER ? HAHAHA FAT CHANCE . ಠ Woooo , Sac-town ! We've got a mediocre minor league baseball team and a crappy basketball team , and that's about it ! You might want to rethink that ... For a second , I thought it was ending with you saying your kitten was your boyfriend . ... We have a world-renowned physicist answering our questions live , and that is at the top of your list ? Why isn't this actually in Japan so I can eat the whole menu ? This game : > I'm looking at you , vengeful Christians What ? I never said it wasn't the driest summer . Your username made me Watch it , bud . * * So , you're complaining that you can exploit the environment to kill dragons easily ? Enter shakira ... ? Wow , you tainted it for me too . Chubby duckface ... Yes , thank you for explaining it . Harrison needs to get up off my QB and stay away from those knees Someone took the Flux Capacitor out * This one is asking too many questions . * You better keep this up . I'll be watching you . Close enough > I don't get why stating you wanted something with thought put into it is bad Really ? That's the most disturbing part of this picture to you ? * At first : * there's a dubstep version Water you doing ? Another pun thread ? 45 hours in and didnt know you could do that I think that the song isn't very good . It's like it has all this build up and then doesn't climax . I think you are ignoring the more important part of that statement . Neil Tyson can deflect asteroids There were many sex scenes in real life when they were married Pick my nose in public . Also , scarily large number of mutual friends we have there . Including my girlfriend ... You know ... the rest of reddit is right . I love you guys , but there is a * lot * of circlejerking this place Looks like someone decided to spit out a tonsil stone right onto the seat .. We don't know ... therefore aliens . I did this irl had to make this account because i know the guys who made this video ... wtf .. we might go to the same school .. Neeeiiilll ! I wanna party with u ! I WANNA PARTY W U ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I did * * this face * * irl Because Bethesda fucking said it does . > have to resort to hardscoping ... This is exactly the kind of thing that * * Na'vi here , What have you found 6 months ago ? Protip : if you decide to keep using Rdio after the free trial , purchase your subscription on the web , not in the App Store . You get Internet and mobile access for $ 9.99 / month by buying online , but it's $ 14.99 on the App Store . No joke . 200 health That's what we're all trying to find out Sorry , you misunderstood me . I was saying I came here to ask when Robert_Houdin made an alt account Wonderful idea ! But I just got on reddit to avoid doing my assignment . You mean Clairvoyance & Flash Clearly , I'm missing something ... Who the fuck else are you expecting to write an article about buried treasure and Storage Wars ? Reuters ? You can put two screen shots together To whomever downvoted this ......... I will find you Morrowind had a form of level scaling but it was only in the wildlife / special dungeons ( similar but more obvious than to what is in Skyrim . ) Oblivion just made everything scaled and you ended up with bandits wearing the best armor in the game . looks like someone ruined another classic Porsche . I know this isn't a popular opinion but that car is a classic not a 1995 Honda civic with a cheap spoiler exhaust job . They don't make real Porsches anymore ( air-cooled ) and desecrating an automobile icon is just ... Just got it from Gamefly . It's SO rough ! I've never played a more frustrating game . I just made it to the Taurus Demon . Because all British people sound the same ? Does MineCraft really have spoilers Reminds me of when I had to tell my friend Samus was a girl . OR buy a whole chocolate cake and when ever he tries to grab a piece slap it out of his hands and give him a What the actual fuck ? i had a chick in a high school sex ed class how many calories were in semen My C4 cant blow up shit . On Damavand ( sp ? ) Peak a good attacking tactic is to blow a hole in the concrete barriers to make an entrence instead of being funnelled into a meat grinder . The engineers rockets do this nicely but C4 just leaves a black mark and a fuck you . * * There was a ' 70s party at one of our frats last weekend , but the DJ didn't know that it was going to be a ' 70s party . He played the couple of disco songs he had followed by a night full of dubstep . At a ' 70s party . I named my Khajit after my cat What if you used the spray on your shoes , then the cap fell off and you spilled it on your shoes ? Oh god that is the worst . I remember once watching the news and the pundit goes , " I mean , this woman couldn't not be handling this worse . She is LITERALLY hanging herself with her tongue . " I like his outfit , he's handsome . Clean your shower ! ! you never edited that . You don't * send * someone your dick in a box , it * * must * * be delivered ... unless you're some sort of new-age Van Gogh . I swear someone poured this on my GF the day she moved in " North America " ? Ok then " " more in fun than profit " You're stronger than I was . I read half the first book and couldn't get any farther , but I figured I'd give something so popular a fair chance before judging it . Final verdict : a hearty ... You made an account just to say this . This . On one hand , I read about how Projects that fight right-wing extremism get moneycuts , a so-called socialist writes a racist book which then becomes a bestseller ( ... ruined it ? Props for keeping bet , but ... A suitcase big enough for a human . This was my facial expression How convenient ... I'm sure you had nothing at all to do with the system errors . He made it sound incredible but his claims were so vague that there could be huge gotchas that mean that these technologies are actually not that exciting unless there are other breakthroughs . Some of his claims were so vague , I wasn't really even sure what he was talking about . Others were just stupid . ( Wireless energy transmission with solar panel collectors . ) In this right now , we get graded on making salsa Is that your period blood in the upper right corner ? sorry , nope . why are you splitting the black cables in the middle ? also , clip that yellow cable to length , son . also also , zip ties ? ! Going off of circumstantial evidence I'd say it was you . your ... A meme in / r / fifthworldproblems ? ! ಠ your ... Nobody is talking , this thread consists of all written posts . Are you ok , are you hearing voices ? well I don't have it * was it ? * I think the top right was used as a tampon ... Apparently he thought your comment was funny because there is spit up all over the keyboard now . Couldn't pull off recall of senators , but Gov . will totally work . I need this face in a big picture > its that period blood or ketchup ? ! I'm taking Intro to Music Theory with Riedel , so pretty much . Your description is ... why is this being filmed and not broken up ? what are indie games ? I'm with randomgoat . Can you please adopt me ? My dad plays Freecell for half an hour a day , but no other videogames . I can't read them any more . It's * ridiculous . * Hard to believe in this day and age people are still like that . That's my next purchase - a food scale . Great recommendation . I'm flat broke but I'll do whatever I have to ( ... Wow , really ? Wow . A cougar and a male deer ... Maybe there's something else going on that mother nature needs to know about ? Some humans are cougars and we know what happens there ... I have a very weird glint in my eyes ... must have been the Raffles ... but DID we even go to the m00n ? Looks ... delightful . It's good , but , I think someone is confused in what chillstep is It's one of two CDs where I know every single word ( the other being Meat Loaf's Bat Out of Hell . ) Are you sure it's I like this song My husband has a ton of shitty techno music on his iPod . so do you have anything constructive to say on this topic or are you just going to find all my posts and post this same tired I think it's in your best interest to educate yourself on children with special needs . Hopefully you're not passing on this line of thinking to your " normal " child . Something nice to use ? Same here . And then I pay full price for a game ( Skyrim ) and suddenly it's taken precedence over all my other 50 + unbeaten games Just what we need . A reason for that fag to write a Klingon opera Yes . Judgin ' you right now Thanks for making me imagine Kraft Gruel and Cheese . I have bought one from totobobo and after only 4 days ( one hour per day ) the filter is already turning black .. * I would just like to say that I am falling out of my chair exhausted and usually don't type like this . Wow . Clever . The fat gene ? Shun the blasphemer I first I was like Or the more obvious explanation : Russians ..... Don't the eyes always have eyebrows lifted at the corners quizzically ? your name In Furry ? I tried to click that friend request . I'd have included " Grossman starts " We are still talking about this ? ? ? We had a customer come in that was trying to claim his computer on some insurance policy he had covering it . He damaged it himself by lighting matches and letting them burn on the cards . I know this because I found strange burn marks on the cards and motherboard . I then found a couple charred matches at the bottom of the case I was the same way ! I bought the light pink one originally , and my mom bought me the light green one on the condition that she can take my pink . Only to have the other cute colors come out right after This only works if you are fortunate enough to date a guy that wants to have sex four times a week ....... I love it , except for that green guy in the back We have 2 blue ones locally . I live in Mi , state troppers are blue cars . One has spot lights and graphics on it . The other is plane blue with the damn push bar on it still Are you the kind of person who complains about the light on right before you watch a movie . And then waits for someone else to turn off the light even though you were technically closer to the light switch ! Oooooh I just did mine too ! It's a shame I can never get them even Don't remind me . Because forced romance is something we've never seen in Doctor Who . Rose was obviously a bad dream I had . Emperor Palpatine ? Somehow that has made me horny . What were you doing when you took this picture Back to where you bought him , to where you can buy him again . Terrorism is such a threat ... Wait , why does * MARDI * have the right to sign certificates and have it accepted automatically ? Sure . Its all in what you're used to . I imagine some of your montana friends are rather Sounds like music you'd rub a sheep to , after you just violated it In the notes area on the left sheet ... do I see the word iPad ? lmfao @ holy molester . Seriously though , I am going to assume not such thing exist and I'm going to have to plan my perk allocation manually I attacked a chicken once and got a bounty . Then I killed the only witness . little kids are assholes I wasn't allowed to watch * the Simpsons * I got these last night , went straight to the giants and proceeded to one shot them I have bought two lenses used . I see you are looking for a 50mm f / 1.4 that is the lens I first bought used and was ripped off you make it sound like his all career is shit .. Deer hands , man ... fucking DEER HANDS HuK NesTea DRG Bomber in Code A . Do people seriously not think about what they're calling things . Like that family in America who called their child ADOLF HITLER . No way am I clicking that link If you HONESTLY didn't get it , it's a TF2 reference . Hats . The film ? False . I can see them in my Mac . I almost never down-vote a yid , but when I do it's because he has just described how he's going to beat up Ledly King . I work at a big firm in the city . At our Christmas party last year . This really drunk secretary grabbed the Chairman of Partners ( the head man ) by the tie and dragged him to her table where she proceeded to explain to him how she saw ghosts every day . She was a little strange .... my urge to threaten to rape you as a joke for posting this is rising . Although I'm pretty sure I would be down-voted to hell / pitchfork mobbed for doing so .... then again I'll probably be down-voted to hell for this so fuck it ........ They have arrived ... the internet hipsters ... ... and he would Nu , chiar am vazut prostia asta repostata pe fb , singura mea reactie fiind " Yo bro , where should I hold the gun ? " RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR GODDAMN EAR And you were just a perfect little angel weren't you ? Too soon ... ? ? ? Dead Girl She can still identify with the character he played , sheesh A tl ;d r ..... for a tl ;d r ... redditor for 1 month ... Redditor for eight hours ... Wow , this chic hasn't answered anything that reddit has asked unless it was a opportunity to " stripper flirt " or mention her fucking web site ( pun intended ) . > Wikipedia is not a reliable source Quiet , 11s . I read that as Alt - Porn Screen not to mention his strafing is bad It's not even related to this submission , also people might think Notch lacks creativity sometimes , but it's his game , he adds whatever he wants to it , why posting here if you don't like Minecraft ? A ver .... 362 ciudadanos votaron y el PRI se llevo 945 votos ? If I was to get cancer for someone , it sure wouldn't be Portman , there are far better looking celebrities out there ... Whenever I read a news story and the word " regime " is mentioned I immediately I love AP teemo , I used to play him a ton . The nerfs to his e though ... The most angry I have ever been at riot ( not very , I'll admit ) was when , after nerfing his e from . 2 to . 18 , they nerfed it again to . 14 . I felt like they killed me and took a dump in my mouth while I was rezing from GA We never talk of that . I'm not sure what being Jewish has to do with it . le epic Sure . * Anals * and * A-nails * sound completely different , not the same what so ever . How much do these cost to make ? Coming from an OVERWEIGHT starfish from an AMERICAN cartoon .. good idea , Patrick . good lord i dont want a dick in my ass while someone is saying " PRAISE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST FOR THIS TIGHT TIGHT BUTTOCKS ! " it would be even worse since i live in PA This made me think of Twlight . Fifth one down . But it kept crashing so they got frustrated and just released it Recognized sport ? It's about time . And for having a billion saves I was blunt , didnt need for you read a thesis . Whats worse getting to the point , or wasting your time ? forceful demands ... Nice video guys always look forward to them ! Funny how the one downvote on here is the one downvote on the video itself .... Fack baby nads . Serious Wow , you baked in both children dying , parents loss and pedophilia in one post . Your mom must be so proud ... hahaha almost , but not quite .. 2/3 calories little Debbie snacks , chips , and the like .. other 1/3 from protein shakes and green veggies , with a multi vitamin to insure he got enough protein to not degrade muscles .. He didn't want to just eat twinkles in fear he'd get sick of em .. shocking nonetheless especially considering his HDL went up and LDL went down Sure ; if you are a 16 year old yourself . But a married man ? I can see fapping to it at your own leisure ; but having your wife dress up as an underage girl Discrete probability distributions Sick dude , 420 for life ! what the hell ? i read that as pee . BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP " " click " " WELCOME TO HORNY MATCHES ... Steven Greer , Are you kidding me ? It's Donna's grandfather , c'mon guys . What did you want Anonymous to do about this ? Wear more Guy Fawkes masks ? At first I was all like " Awww , that's probably the coolest thing about having one leg : pirates and shit at Halloween . Awww " and then when I got to the first shot where it showed you had two legs I was like Not . Funny . Maybe his Character is just that small " Click HERE for image detail . " Clearly you don't know , she's 12 months pregnant . What sword is that ? Such a fine blade should not be shoved up ones ass TIL Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 is about rain The city that gave us Scott Walker ... thanks The master cheif I have the first one now but without the money . Fuckin reddit is down right now You don't like memes , yet you're on reddit I just moved to this neighborhood in September . When I get off the bus I * run * to my apartment if it's dark out . Seems ' fair and balanced ' to me . Thanks much for the help . Did you seriously just call yourself a really hot guitarist . Oh no ! Talented Children give me the creeps ! And you thought the clap burned . Ok , what I meant was just It's like you read my mind I have always had a terrible fear of somehow forming huge nipples . I actually have nightmares about it . Someone changed a bunch of text to jew . I just want to reply Is this translated , or is the author brain damaged ? I could hardly understand it with all the grammatical errors . Oh , absolutely . I read the Wikipedia article after you mentioned it , and apparently he tried to create some sort of " popular young adult fiction a la Twilight " machine where he'd pay MFA students $ 250 to crank out novels then " remove " them from the project , meaning no credit and no royalties . I have never seen this on Reddit .... > People are going into her private life , linking to her blogs and pictures so that she can be ridiculed . I'd flee too > People are going into her private life , linking to her blogs and pictures so that she can be ridiculed . I'd flee too I called my boyfriend honey . He called me pumpkin bear . the white ones have a grain in the opposite direction to the black ..... except that one None . I just play the game . ... the fuck ! I work the closing shift at my gym and have to rack all the weights that douchebags dont . Im there for atleast an extra 30 minutes moving weights . I know they don't do it cause they think they dont have to .... Oh , so you're just posting your friends cell phone number . That's ok then . Up-votes all around . I think she's on PCP ... or bath salts I'm speechless ... shouldn't I be speechless , you just called me a robot because you think you're happier than me because ... wait for it ... you say so ? For a minute , I thought this was about first graders being read the script for the best Anal Sex Scene in 2010 . i did not click on the first word The 5th reply changed two words yeah but they don't have those either ! ! ! Oh shit next week . My boyfriend once said " What is that mark on your boob ? It has been there so long I should name it ! " ' ' My concern is that I don't want to get too big ; ' ' You don't have to eat something to find out it's effects Gummy bear I honestly almost missed your sarcasm until I hit " Yeah . gamespots review > But ... " she broke up with girlfriend " ? I had a 7am meeting today - that was cancelled at 6:45 am . How _related_ ? Darn , I read that as Firebug and wondered wth you want to change in site's code to get a cert ( what cert ? ) . And then I read it again , as Freiburg , Germany That's a red panda I'm pretty sure it's fucker not nigger . But not the one it needs I didn't notice that until you pointed it out Third panel . Dat ass . But what if she makes you wear it ! I bet you do , I don't even know who you are . Thats hidden ... Kinda ... sorta .... meh . Can't tell if big shrimp , or tiny hands . I hate red text also its so hard to read Uhhh wat ! ! Adding a suppressor to the SG553 increases it's long-range damage slightly ? This takes the cake Sounds like my experience too . I had just bought my very first horse and was riding it to the next town . All was well as I ran through bears and up and over mountain sides . Until I came upon a small rock , no bigger than a helmet . The moment I stepped over that rock , myself and my horse went flying at least 100 feet through the air . This kills the horse Everyone on the PC pirates , my two roommates are great examples , I bought it for Xbox , and they both pirated for PC . I asked then why they didn't buy it , they gave some excuse about how bethesda will make a bunch of money regardless if they bought it or not . But its not front page Brazzers yet ... oh ... sure ... I get the " Want your mom to stop opening your door ? Stare Whenever I go to Vegas I say to myself , " You will never see this hooker again " . And nobody else will either I tend to look around to find the terminals and skulls since they are new to the remake . Maybe that is why I'm having trouble with completing the campaign . About 10x more than LeSean McCoy I don't understand lol it's not that hard , took a few seconds ... but I wonder , how did you notice it ? I'm a little cynical , though . I think it's the massive traffic jams in Virginia all the time . At first , I was like I don't understand your girlfriends , Reddit . ಠ_ಠ You know where you got this Saddens me that one guy ( Tebow ) is power ranked higher than my whole team IRL in 3D It's not like it was Yosuga no Sora or anything . maybe setup some kind of board , who would hear your case and determine what you can do with your body . nice try KFC manager ... Why does this crap get posted so often , and why are people stupid enough to upvote it ? At first I was like Good god , I watched that movie with my ex and her mother . At the part where they're talking about the tribal leader not being able to see the ships because he " had no idea what a ship was " , both of them were like " : O WOW ! " and I was like " Batman : Arkham City nominated for best adapted game and best original game . Is that Craig Robinson ? the m1911tact does less damage than the m1911suppressed CD from iTunes ? I'm a girl , and yes they have . I want your keyboard I've had a parent tell me that she doesn't like coloring books because it stops her child's creativity . ScaryGermanGuy calls over Nazis . Except that these guys started doing this stuff in 2008 Haven't started a 2nd character yet but I know I should have stayed with Ralof because literally 10 steps out of the dungeon I got mauled by a grizzly . TIL having an iOS device makes you look nerdy ... . 005 miles nice try KKK manager ... Goddamnit Reddit , now I know I was a birthday sex baby yeaaaaaaaah ... that looks legit ... You don't happen to work for a particular one in San Francisco with bright pink elevator doors do you ? If so , man , your co-workers get super trashed . Just don't let them spill wine in the communal elevators again . In my experience , and a few of my irl friends that I play with , when you're the healer you notice a lot more . You see the mistakes others are making and try to keep them from doing the same mistake , but usually you'll get blamed for not being able to heal them through standing in fire Smells like Teen Spirit maybe ? Postal service confirms my zip + 4 & both websites say I live outside their district . I voted for you Matheson , let me talk to you Greetings , good Sir . Both his hands are over his eyes .. how did he move the cursor ? No fucking idea whats going on in this picture Hi skarless , just want to let you know that afaik the only ppl needing spirit sword are on the newer side aka not interested in min / maxing . I can only speak for myself though . Don't beg . Seriously . While my conception is 3 months and change from either of their birthdays ... My sister's birthday is exactly 9 months from my mother's birthday . Doesn't this make it worse ? What do you mean , " like that " ? You named your kid Arya . You let your cat watch you defaecate ... on a regular enough basis for it to learn how to operate a toilet ... Thank you so much , I've been waiting for the opportunity to do this for a very , very long time : Note to self , stay far away from LostAbbott ... more like I am disappoint the " * world * ' on ' is misspelled ... ' So from what I can tell the M240B does the most damage by quite a lot ? Moses parted the seas ... not Jesus You're a bad man . Obviously , questions like these aren't asked because I think I'm actually the only one who dislikes something , it's asked in exclaim to feeling as a minority and an open query for a few opinions . I'm sorry you were so traumatized by it , you need something to dry your tears ? you forgot Dumbledore Nice try , Malfoy . Just like the cleveland show right ? No . Stay the fuck out of my lane You guys are all crazy . Usenet does not exist and if it does , it probably causes cancer ... I know the area you're talking about , those dumb frost trolls ran straight past me while I was in sneak mode to chase a rabbit They best make sure mah homosexual don't get no rights when I bring him over state lines Sublime is not the Beatles . Sublime is one of my favorite bands . They provide a forum for reggae / ska / rock / hip-hop that the Beatles never fucking touched . Both are great at what they do . Fucking CH At the 24:45 mark , they cut to a clip of royal doors opening to Obama and what I'm assuming is the Norwegian President to symbolize the opening to the vagina . Yeah and people are like " YOO HAVE YOU SEEN DAT NEW MOVIE " .. and you just give them the As a 20 year old , it pisses me off when my friends complain about politics , and then dont vote . I am sick of these motherfucking facebook posts . THEY AREN'T FUNNY . HAHAHA , its funny because its related to trees ! ..... wait a minute ... It was pretty good until the over-swearing began I was masturbating with a power sander and got stuck March 1st 1987 . Ke $ ha was born the day I was conceived . > Keynesianism ? Really ? Is she spacing her vag ? Except for teepees . Yes , I've been asked that . They're amazing . > You misspelled capitalism ... repeatedly . I'm not one for being a grammar nazi , and I'll tolerate the occasional typo but hell - that's not a good sign . Very mature ... Don't call my Mac a personal computer ! It is not a PC ! " sniper scope iron sights " Stop it . Jose Pepper's sounds like a Mexican restaurant owned by white people . WHAWHAWHAA ? ! HOW IS THAT LEGA - oh . The Shrek song Is Volvagia and / or Dark Link present ? ? ? ? My blurry tired eyes read this as r / pooping I went to Hebrew School with that girl Who ? Janie ? or me ? cos I'm a guy ... let's get that straight right now ! Sex leg I'll be watching this every week . So much crazy going on here . Assuming this isn't satire right ? If so , she's treading a fine line between genius and Misuse of the term " hacker " " Please do NOT allow butts to play on piano " Then just upvote it . now thats just bogus Right , because if there's one thing we know about Jesus , it's that he couldn't be killed ... I was going for the plus to be dead center for aesthetic reasons , but Rs are a pain in the ass to build in low-rez " Let check some stats . Bunnies Slaugtered : 10 Yep , giant springs instead of feet , couldn't be an advantage in any way . New Jersey > Stop overreacting I like how your team dives through 3 turrets for no reason at the end .. wasting the baron buff Nope don't legitimize it . If there really 15 they should not be talking about there sexual preferences with adult strangers in the first place . There are just some creepy guys and girls out there . So you're gonna tell us what we wanna know Some mac users seem to have difficulty viewing certain PC characters . Can you see this : You had to google phallus The the halftime score was 3-2 ... * I'm a glorified pokeball for dragon souls . I laughed way too much before the whole IS that what your load looks like ? Wait a second youre a girl and your name is crimsonhunter ? The Internet has ruined me .. " A drawing that I can masturabate too and put in my office " is the first logical conclusion my brain jumped too .. I looked at her arms and felt ಥ_ಥ and then looked at OP's name and realized that it was the perfect description for what each arm looked like . Then ? Then I was I'm an ABC Chinese and I always hold the door open for others . BUT , other Chinese ppl , like fob students , rarely look behind themselves to see me critically judging them when they slip through a doorway without caring that I'm like 2 feet behind them . Hey ! that's my country ! ! Ohmgahd ! Upvote ! > I'm a glorified pokeball for dragon souls . Yes . Audi logic : lets put a 200 hp engine in a 4,000 lb car with an awd drivetrain What sucks is when she dies carrying a lot of valuable loot forcing you to pop more strength potions than mark McGuire before the world series just to cash in . Please stop bringing up this horrifying pdf . It's giving me killing urges , and it's you I'm after . Blocked as well you jack off to Tristiana ? I was an hour or two into Skyrim thinking there should be a way to run faster before I eventually went into the controls to find it mapped to ... alt . I usually don't have problems with Market . The Google Voice app , however ... You might want to steer clear of www.4chan.org then . I just threw up a little bit ... Not entirely common , but it's possible to conceive when a woman is on her period . That's why I Lucy was my favourite character as a little kid . Wait ... I live there . You didn't dougie keith Funny people brilliant ? I echo your penta and six ? Thats it , no more reading .. i cringed for at least a minute when i saw " poison Ivy " It was mentioned . I too have also > Asi que la Tercera se une a LUN y EMOL en darnos las noticias tecnologicas ~ ~ de la semana pasada ~ ~ ... This is why we can't have nice things You forgot dinner rolls TIL even TIL can be a repost . As much as I hate this comment , it is true . Im looking at your Protoss I was scanning the info on him and saw 6 feet 2 inches before seeing height next to it . The delay made me laugh every time I heard it when I first started playing TF2 ( on console Dude - those are trumpets . Those are not beavers . I live about a mile away from Bradley Airport in CT , and the 103rd ANG there used to operate A - 10s as well ( however BRAC reassigned them to C - 21s . The 104th got F - 15s ; we get learjets The dragonborn ... maybe a theme . The bonk helm - no , just no . You didn't like the twins ? ? > Oh no ... you really * are * here to send unsolicited dick pictures . I asked my math teacher that and he yelled at me Wait , so the criminals are being treated as such ! What the hell ! ? ' til her naked corpse appears on the floor at your wedding scaring your guests and betrothed away . Why Bethesda ? WHY ? * * HOW ABOUT WE ALL TRY TO SHUT THE FUCK UP . DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS , YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES . The original and therefore legit Charizard could not learn fly . > My Firefox forwards searches to Bing For shame . All of you . nobody's saying it the schizophrenic's fault , could that be the par ... next thing to look like that is gonna be google , if you say something like that in public Hey , my dog is named Winter ... Blurred nipples might get this past the FCC , but it doesn't exactly make it SFW A book store that's * to * important ... The same can be said about guys being crazy vs girls being crazy . What's even dumber is that ... no one is making fun of Herman Cain's race here How could you even conjure up a scenario like this will ever occur ? well that makes it a little less exciting . upon further investigation an article says it is edited around the 1:00 minute . damn you honda As I read the third panel ... I honestly thought it was going to go in another direction for a minute . yeah , that's people using the name of a genuine psychological disorder to describe a minor inconvenience in their lives . awesome . The best part is ATa 10rightNOW re-uploaded it to flikr before posting . I swear I've seen this before ..... Yea ! It was .... long and tedious HOLD THE PRESSES ! ! ! On the first night I got my cat , ( 4 months old at the time ) my best friend slept over . I left her in my room with my kitty , and when I returned , she was holder her and licking her head .... I had no clue Take me ! I hope your a girl though ... It doesn't matter , I'd put out for this concert . Take your dull jokes to another post ... You beat me to the pun-paragraph by 4 hours . Just like mine you unimaginative dork ... You used to bang your fish around Portal . I think I love you . Wow use any other analogy than printing press and you possibly have an argument ... SCROLLS MAN if they had a printing press design they'd use that You should've turned to them and Name = It was my 7th game . I didn't make it through Monday Have you tried .... IE Well now ... Thats one weird place to find vibrators eh ? Not sure if she was trying to suprise you to get it on or just ... Well i can't come up with any other scenarios man . Exile . Because nobody wants it ... Character rigger at Ubisoft Montreal here . I confirm this image is real . Although slightly disturbing ... NOT going on that floor again until the guys from AC get some sanity back ... I had a JW come to my door , when I told them I was an atheist they go " soo , you believe in the devil ? " He's not speaking for anyone . And really , I'm offended that you think you can speak for blacks . Well I'm glad the bigots finally arrived . Seriously , you're defending * bigotry * in the name of * diversity * ? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT DIVERSITY MEANS ? Was in Safeway checking out when I looked down and noticed this oddity . You turned down sexytime for reddit ? I like the design , I don't mind the music but the replay buttons didn't work using Chrome . Usually crashes my game So its okay to keep poor chickens cages for long hours and brutally killing them and eating them but killing a mice this way is cruelty . " Plot Fighter 2 " . Super , ajung in Cluj in 20 dec Drunk and high fighting 5 nights a week =/ = Great job taking care of kids . No , just ' faith and spirituality ' . Thanks for the quick replies - guess I'll have to keep on faking it . Yeah , hipfire with pp90M1 is insane Une baguette Thanks for ruining our " pizza as vegetable " fun ... gosh ! In a 2 minute video ... It's shit like this , fellow girls . I feel like you may have looked at my post history and have seen that I post in r / harrypotter . Don't bullshit me You need to wash your clothes / self more . … the fuckin ' BALLS on that guy . Just … Are you fucking serious Yes , dementia is hilarious .. Red " pregame " as " pregnant " and I was like try this on for size , I used to have a friend that would hawk loogies into empty beer cans when he woke up . drinking beer at his house one night .... you know the rest .......... West coast of Canada it doesn't . I think that shit is weird What a horrible place to go on the off chance you're wearing socks . Article ? * * It's a fucking cartoon . * * Wow ! Lots of downvotes for me when I point out someone's mistake on a non-english language , but upvotes for the people pointing out the non-native english persons ' spelling mistakes . My Orc in heavy armor is I'm pretty sure I know the difference , I never went into specifics of why I'm depressed . Jumping to the conclusion that I'm just sad , seems pretty ignorant to me . My mom is a paramedic and she picked up a woman whose kids ' names were orangejello and lemonjello ... ( Orange-jello and Lemon-jello ) . True fucking story . Have you seen half of the frontpage posts lately , or the comments in basically any thread ? Diffing is the * * least * * of your concerns right now if that's the case Saved by the bell Those were the best deities you could come up with ? I'm also MSE 2014 . > If he's old enough to be using ' rape ' ~ ~ as slang ~ ~ ( if it was 35 year old guys waiting to watch a movie with 2 girls who cant keep their clothes on ( one of whom is 17 ) then it would be called pedophilia ... but if its 35 year old women ? nahhhh its not a problem i am all for this . * * well he has now faced the lession that every gamer will learn at one point . make sure you have more than 1 save . I learnt my lesson playing KOTOR on the star forge I upvoted him * and * tried to further the discussion how much is their turkey ? I googled you and nothing weird turned up , at least nothing weird for a furry community , which is in my history now complains about boobs being seen by others . shows boobs to internet lol that's not even Safari But if we stole somebody's sweet roll , they would pull a fucking sword on us Tomatoes are fruits Your horse ? Sir please strong beings own lesser beings . You're his dragonborn . Oh great another stupid law that enforces next generation to be fatter . They are classified as vegetables no problem , i actually just moved out for the first time ( fly away baby bird haha ) , and afraid someones going to steal my underwear @ our shared laundry Winner ? Lydia died for me when I accidentally shouted at her . Laughing Out Loud-ing ? It was hard enough getting the actors , 30 applied , 3 turned up Same here . I also use my Amazon wishlist to save links , since Delicious ' first act as un undead abomination was to eat them all You're a bad bad man ! Big girls need love too But they are all named after delicious edible things I hate that shit I have dark hair and olive skin and I'm Italian and Irish Funny , when I posted about this I was downvoted and told to fix my internet . Losira has a cute girlfrie - - What ... The ... Hell ... At a family gathering , my aunt was complaining about how her 15 year old daughter needed looking after while her parents were out of town , because she might throw a party or go off and get drunk and do something stupid and irresponsible again ( they weren't wrong , a few months later she got pregnant ) . I was helping her proofread a paper for one of her classes when she said forlornly , " I wish * I * had a homely , studious daughter ! " Crap ! Now I hafta renew my subscription ! I'm very sorry to say that the only things going through Bob's head are worms . Why do the good ones go so soon ? I searched Netflix for it ... sadly I don't think 1981 ' s ' Miracle On Ice ' starring Steve Guttenberg is going to be quite as cool Relevant username Yeah , today reddit taught me about meatspin . Wtf is an offal UofT Scarborough here .... I see a pattern emerging Or they could just donate food regardless of how many views their video gets . I heard about those , they say they come from America . ( I tried to watch a video with Marn playing in ultimate , to see what a mid-screen combo looked like , but not only did he use the buster a lot , he dropped literally every single Zero combo he tried . it's pixelated when I zoom in ... wow .. honest mistake . I think I double clicked it with my wacom pen so , you can professionally set shit on fire , but you can't rotate a photograph ? Super Mario Strikers ... to go to the Gerudo Desert , go see the guy at Hylia Lake , with his canon , and take the oasis flight , he will send you there like your first time proof ? Where is Mario party I find it ironic that shopping cart girl's name is meatmaiden . 13 metres " He runs every year " Tardiness , he didnt even give me a high five , just a You killed her already , didn't you ? the kid is like even reading this makes me angry Yeah you're kinda right . Dragon's blood is nothing compared to tiger's blood eh ? sir you insult cunts ... and don't use that word . La ce pula mea m-am uitat ? ⌘ Q still does nothing . It's called App Store and its on the iPhone ... I realized yesterday that I still basically dress the way I did in high school . You didn't watch the video . Dude , no files were found inside the . zip file . Are you serious ? MW3 Thumbnail It's kinda incredible that GB only is + 11 when Rodgers only has 3 INTs and their defense gets INTs like its freaking candy , good job , * * Randall Cobb * * Ray rice ... 2nd best runner in the NFL .... This took place in 2010 . Johnson hasn't been governor since 2003 . TSM not banning akali vs team of squishies Three Mario Parties . What ... Is this ... I actually alt tabbed back to the stream when I heard " throw me a controller ! " because I thought MLG was showing porn popups . dat acting I don't understand why they let Reif do the commentaries for so many Bayern matches . He always seems to support the other teams . And Lehmann is joining him as a former Dortmund player ? You are ridiculously handsome . They are brothers . Well the truth is pure-magical characters are fun to play . But you can't go to a bloody rage mode you know ? Im like OH NO YOU JUST DIDN'T RESIST MY MAGIC ! Then i pull out my steel knife then try to melee his ass . Well 1 power strike and half of my stamina is gone Holy shit dude you're right . I just checked his profile and I was like ' ' Biggest dick in the sky ' ' this made me laugh to death . Realistic ? Sir please keep your opinion to yourself if you've never used a bow . It's " Re " It's " Fa " It's " Sol " It's " Ti " Oh look i unlocked MAV . KAMIKAZE ALL THE THINGS ! He never mentioned ugly He never mentioned " not so good lookinggggg " It's been like * two months . * Almost like your photo , bar the fact mine is just fresh in from a trail ... Well arching archering or whatever its called in english is my ancestors ' sport / activity . I like to keep alive the old traditions . And no i use handmade bows made of animal bone and intestines not one of those hi-tech legal sports crap . Lets ask a bow if it thinks if its realistic ? My Boss , who was a real bitch to me for over a year and pretty much launched me into a dark depression , got fired for sexually harassing another employee . Eight months later , she still hasn't found another job . Well i guess they make love to keep themselves warm eh ? Well i knew i wouldn't survive 2 hits but i expected same from them too since * * IM A FREAKING MAGE WITH POWER TO BEND ELEMENTS FOR MY WILL * * But nope Lets not go there ... " Delphine : That's how it's done " Reverse worn cap just makes me go wth ? Void rays ? Phoenixes ? Dat belly button You used photobucket Yep , because I love using 2 axes at the same time [ ] ( / x40 " I demand more blob Got tanned once in a canoe . Sun wasn't visible At least I don't fucking sparkle We all have bad days . Pulling your dog onto your shoulders ain't helping his day . Mind Blown at an [8 ] Dat index finger Don't look over your shoulder Some men just want to watch the world burn some of the newer versions use vista You have to mine some rubble on Kethsi . And they provide the pickaxe . It was a even if you're trolling , you deserve more downvotes than I can give , and I'm no christian I'll be a good Samaritan and slap you , but I'm not touching that shirt . * " old " is apparently 2007 Ass . I have an innate fear of suffocation . Gamespot also got bitched at that same fall when Jeff Gerstmann ( same reviewer of Kane & Lynch ) gave Twilight Princess a HORRIBLE 8.8 . That jpeg jag My game is affecting everyone elses game . Whoa . Yeah , the females " spray " when they're displeased ... This was reposted , and at this moment I can see it right above the original post . You brought back a girl while you had piss bottles scattered about ? When I was little my parents brewed beer , and had a glass of either fresh beer or unfermented beer with the yeast already added . I thought it was apple juice , chugged it down , and was not happy . My mom then fed me a glass of milk , but the glass she used had about an ounce of bleach in it . I was 2 when this happened , my mom doesn't even remember . The ... creamery ? Me too Are you the dude who took away my ~ ~ toddler kabobs ~ ~ lawn darts ? lol , yeah . i watched it at night too . These are not the kind of bare breasts I wanted to see My upvotes would say otherwise . Let reddit be the judge ! you made it seem like he was a good guy at the beginning , sort of saving face but then he's a complete dick at the end . wtf ? * Edits to change 16 yrs old to 13 * Or .. you know .. a pot with a lid . I like how you turn on your 4 wheel drive to show off when taking the picture ... [ ] ( / c " Maybe I just like using spoiler tags here All the guards : Run to the store to stock up on more ice cream I hope Because using people is gender specific All women that wear yoga pants are attention whores ? An Iron Dagger ? For 1000 gold ? What are you playing at ? to support the site they are a staple of ... So it's for selfish human reasons then As an eldest brother , I can confirm the younger ones have an easier time . Yes . Yes i am I've had surgery bro You honestly think a 17 year old girl is in a subreddit's IRC channel ? Come on ... Yes . I was working for most of it . With an ambulance company Girl , you aren't alone I was too relaxed Posted 55 milliseconds ago ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Wonderful . I just saw you in a different thread , and read about how nice of a person you are everybody stare Let me guess you would wanna go to the fiery dark depths of ... Anal STRANGER DANGER People kept on comparing skin color with me and asked me " Are you from Denmark ? " . I nearly lost it when one dude asked " Are you from Alaska ? " This is at Penn State This reminds me of the time I saw someone post on facebook : " watching an old movie called , The shining " . Then someone asked ; who's in it ? and she said , " I don't know , nobody famous " . What could we possibly need to ask you ? We've all been 13 before , and it's not like you're significantly different . Well , off you go then . is this before or after s / he gets hit by the swinging axe trap , yields to it and as s / he recovers , stumbles backwards into the trap again ... No , the problem is people are making drama out of every little thing , not that cocks are getting sucked I was staring at it for 10min trying to figure out what is it . When I thought I knew what it was I've looked towards left side at that dirt house all my high school classmates How do you make the they're going after the white people now ... Losira has a nice signature ..... I've had coverage issues with Verizon since I got here this summer . I originally had a Droid 2 , and it was * okay * . I now have an iPhone 4 and the coverage is worse , especially inside . When my SO and I are in a bar watching football or something , her AT & T iPhone will have service and mine won't . Come on Reddit , did my ONLY submission to r / aww REALLY make it to the front page ? " Got a problem with me ? Solve it . Think I'm trippin ' ? Tie my shoes . Cant stand me ? Then sit down . Cant face me ? Turn around . " if i hear that phrase one more time a lot of people are going to die yet you put " apple " before " ape " ... It's never unnecessary ... How dare someone make me care so much and then have me find out it's not real Kitten's Face = And you wonder why we get jealous Police officers aren't protecting the OWS ' right to free speech . Don't ask questions that you don't want the answer to ... I interrupted him once .. ended up bugging the game so that Alduin just flew away , leaving a half-resurrected skeletal dragon behind .. this what happens when quality control has to go ... He was at -6.5 in my keeper league . Back in 2002 , my family and I moved about an hour away to a new city . In 2003 , one of our neighbours ( who was the nicest guy you could imagine ) , ended up murdering both of his parents . Coming home from dinner one night , we see roadblocks on the street of our new house . Turns out the guy who murdered his parents was trying to hide out at his friends house , who happened to live at the end of our new street . STRANGER DANGER ! And here I had thought the only story I could possibly enjoy about Ninja Bread Man would involve someone burning it , this is not what I had in mind . They deserved to be hoed to death . You use negatives to enlarge . You use developer to develop . To be free from religion just to be religious about subreddits ... Free Karma for the work of someone else . It's the alt text thing just hold down alt and type 3232 on the numpad and you get , ಠ . Then you just put it together 12 Ga . slugs ... for a coyote ... You have got to be fucking kidding me . " * * New * * , rare and old bands , artists , tracks or collaborations . " Dear lord ! Are ... are you serious ? 150 ? Such a great game to watch . This whole thread . Couldn't tell if she really didn't want to or if I just completely fucking blew it ... but still , fucking women 25 cent condoms ? Fox ? Well , she better swallow that or she's swallowing lead . But you ... you just did the same fucking thing Fix your taskbar Yup . This YSK feels like propaganda ... i dont like the idea of incest PMS and my period make me legit suicidal . No tampon will change that . this isn't r / gore . I want to add on top of this that it's also elementary school grammar . When I took Composition I in college , it made me sad when the professor said that after going through students ' drafts , we were going to spend some time reviewing things people were supposed to have learned to * prepare * us for college . They were things like your vs . you're , there vs . they're vs . their , proper tenses , explaining why it's should've / should have and not should of ... " I have self-diagnosed ADD " From someone who just broke up with a " vegetarian " that eats meat . It is incredibly annoying when someone who claims to be vegetarian , turns around and eats chicken or beef . Then when confronted with this , will make up any excuse they can think of to make it seem they were right all along . On the bright side , now you can just order pizza . Why is the top one is naked ? You'd think that # 2 would object to having a penis resting on his neck . OMG I COPIED LIKE 100 TIMES THE SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME Uhhh , no . " Batman enjoys the flow of the namesake river " Those are definitely Public Relations Department's fault . Good call . Cal the cops man I think it's you who doesn't understand sarcasm . Houston is non-existent on offense . This is terrible ! There is absolutely no pressure ! ლ ( I'll bring some flags & some gasoline . the first way i fapped This makes me mad . Skyward sword is about how the master sword was made . You hardly even use the master sword " the mentally handicapped " Going into the 4th quarter with the lead . I have a good feeling about this . Thanks , now I'm peeing myself again . i was thinking of gandalf but reread your post ... I had to see this the same time I'm watching Inception It's a teeeeeeny bit harder to make jokes about the ones that involve piles of bodies . > " Dubstep is cooler than techno " I want to have your problems . " I'm me and if you don't like it then that's too bad . " Great . Now I know we're on the same page , bitch . getting one hit by a lone arrow in the foot Yes they are . My couch can verify this . They're also IMPOSSIBLE to train ! The best I can do is have mine go on or in the general area of a pee pad I put down . It seems like everyone here wants to do drugs or a hooker . Wow . Someone took Amateur Surgeon waaaaaay too seriously . She's more into it than me .. " I'm Craig and uh I like music , " this was said to me today No one forced you to click on my link But we're related . I'll take your ಠ_ಠ and raise you a Where the hell did you get 9 from ? So basically not adding a That is a knife I thought this was r / skyrim Your comment makes me laugh in a way that makes me feel terrible ... upvote for the laugh ... discerning look for the afterfeeling Scumbag Redditor : Only surfs through Christian TV channels on the television . Complains that American TV has too much God . This is why you pesticide the shit out of an orchard It's 2:41 and I just jumped because of my family banging around . Chen easiest jungler men , women , * * and children * * I keep seeing your name here and all I can think of is " Hug strangers . Go far enough back in time and you'll realize that they're just distant relatives you've never met before ... " 2 things about this : A ) I don't know about ya'll but if some stranger hugged me out of no where I'd probably end up slugging them . B ) No hooking up with strangers ... could be your cousin For some twisted reason , I like it that I'd be willing to suck a few dicks to work on that show . also : shadows of lit candles No . I am not pathetic like Coppercab Alright , Mod ... Sorry abou ... Wait a sec ... But this is an image Ever had sex with a collegue after a long and hard day of editing ? Nah its better this way . It would train your eyes against the flashy flashy gun attachment Are you going to masturbate to it ? Not all breeds no . And you don't go breeding mentally handy capped people coz they clap and have a good time every time they fart I always think it has crashed because it freezes for like 5s at a time . Now I just need to fix the black patches all over the terrain . That sounds like abuse . Not sure I believe you The irony of the Baron Harkonnen talking about saving young boys is not lost on me He was already Code S After the ceremony in the temple , my wife just walked out or something and I can't find her anywhere . Brace yourselves for an ironic repost of this . Had the game a week . 35 hours ? Hey now ! Sandwich making can be fucking brutal , bro . I've been there . I've seen things . SERIOUSLY seen some shit . don't diss dual FMG's A Terry McGinnis movie would either be really awesome or a tragic attempt at making an edgy teen flick My arms aren't straight .... Chaurus Reapers , bigger , stronger , and nightmare inducing fuel . That's when you just give her one of these I'm never pro herpes And so much more " mature " than " boys " her own age You beast ! ! Okay , I'm just going to take this opportunity to ask - why is that even a rule ? Isn't this IAmA * * Fiction * * ? Please . Pretty much all Pizza Hut drivers at least show up to work high or hungover ... sometimes both . Alrighty , now just to track down my external HDD For the sole purpose of anal procreation ... Yeah guys , seriously . Suppressing unwanted opinions can kill you . I remember him as a freshman , he was so wild that the rest of the defense had to take care of his assignments . It was disastrous . He's actually a more complete player now , minus is inability to wrap up on tackles Way to take something innocent and turn it into a gay / straight debate * * thing that makes me rage is she spelled they're wrong at least you didn't shout 69 Its hard when my home town has more churches per square mile than there are people . Dude , this is Reddit . oh and the numbers = " d3jg ' s hot towel " is most definitely * not * something I would pay money to have someone " teach me " . Some people approve herpes ? I was . American's news site are the best ... Nice try under qualified bro . " My mom handled it surprisingly well ... " Edit : That's what we like to call a riot I'm a mod and I created the subreddit That way you are only forcibly disarmed for part of your day . Sounds like a solved problem to me . Can't tell if serious . GSX-R + first bike = " a incorrect " If the snozzberries taste like snozzberries ... IT ! ? ! You mean him ? Doesn't Dark Brotherhood quest start with a kid who ran away from home ? Part of the annoyance factor here is that , in this particular caf é , live musicians play some chill jazz / blues / acoustic music every other hour or so . So I don't have headphones on because I want to listen to the relaxing live music , and the place is otherwise quiet , but then WAAAAAHHHHHHHH . And it doesn't occur to them to go outside until the baby calms down . Since when does America sponsor non-violent revolutions ? She's sound like a very mature and well rounded woman , clearly a poster child for modern ethics , I can only hope to one day live up to such statuesque candor . because i know her irl ... Don't tell me what to do . Sounds like I'm right since you quoted me and still didn't understand that I'm not saying ALL Theists of whatever faith want that . But I guess like the holy books theists claim to love , reading anything fully and understanding it within its context is asking too much . Very uncool / r / Minecraft , why is this so upvoted . Totally against all that Reddit stands for . Yeah ... That was horrible on the Nexus S . It would trigger 5-10 times every minute when 3G was in use . Eventually they released another radio that bricked some people's phones . Then finally a few months after that they finally came out with a radio that was functional . The bug report thread got so huge on Google but even though it is a nexus phone , google didn't respond a single time . Alright .. I think I see it too " ( jig ) " ... But ... What about an Electrode ? Seriously , wow . No observers and dying to 16 banshees at the 30 minute mark ? There was an ad in a lesbian lonely hearts column here in Ireland which read something along the lines of : " 40 , blonde , seeking female for long walks , going to the cinema with and eating out . " Did you mis-spell " similarly " as " simally " to throw us off ? I kind of want to have a threesome with this photo . Was playing Caitlyn in a lane with a Leona who was just auto attacking away , pushing up the lane for no reason and going out of her way to last hit everything I'm trying too . I'm like " Hey Leona , you're going to get us ganked . Also , you're making it kind of hard to farm " she replies " Am I supposed to be making it easy ? " . If you want a carry , yes . Crossroads does have pretty good service . Now the crabtree location , specifically the geek squad ... At first I was like You sure you don't want reading lessons in exchange for it I heard at the end that they were talking about amputing to prevent too much pain / too much troubles to the community but I must admit I didn't really listen ( the images are too strong maybe ) ... I'll have to watch it again to know if they're selling something .... " awful screeching wench , awful screeching wench , awful screeching wrench , alful scrinching whinch .... " You are a lucky one . In my old school New England Thanksgiving dinners , the men would retire to the TV room , while the women cleaned up afterwards . Well , frustrated as you may be , we be a bunch on anonymous ( asshats ) on the Interweb . Nothin worth stressing over . There are all types on here . Some are douches , ( And now to end the MLP debate ! No I don't see any fapkins . Even worse is when people call this " reverse racism . " I've met quite a few people who think that white people can't be racism'd against , and refer to it as reverse racism . Mucho At first I was like : " i'm judging too quickly or I might be wrong or something , this can't be what I think it is " then I read the comments and conffirmed ... * * IT'S A CULTURE , NOT A COSTUME ! ! ! 1 ! ! ! ! ! nice outer space wallpaper with planetary trim . What condition is your basement in , exactly ? Holy grossness You should go to a Mexican meat market sometime , they always sell the weirdest things at the meat counter . ( Cow lungs , Ox tail , just to name a few Oh look . It's one of * these * accounts again . Come back home one week , mom says she brought the dog back from vet due to a cyst bursting in his anus . NOPE . OH I GET IT IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ASIANS HAVE SQUINTY EYES AND THAT IS A CLEVER AND ORIGINAL JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Not sure if you want to know this piece of info , but with some googling done , you can see pictures from multiple incidents like this .. a super special ಠ_ಠ to that little partnership on the bottom right . Yeah how the fuck is edating like arranged marriages ? I just started clapping my hands and squealing , and my bf looked over at me like ...... you just found that out ? " Mike check " someone with a soprano voice is worst than writing " FUCK YOU " instead of an autograph and giving it to a kid ? cmon r / minecraft I did that . I got it on my 25th try I feel like VS looks a bit ... hack and slashy . But not in the good sort ... type-zero looks outdated on the PSP ( Jp only release too Sticky Mess What do you mean ? I'd be positively THRILLED if I couldn't visit any site I wanted to ! An Atheist making a derogatory comment about a religion ? You have every right to be shocked and appalled . Something about you eating all the extra nutrients in the womb ... I also hope you're aware of being able to put a readied arrow away by pressing R . I spent the first 20 hours of my game shooting it into the ground or a wall to recover it and getting spotted because of the noise I'd made . too far man , too far I first I was like uptopke , then I was like ..... Shirt constantly tucked in . so why didn't you tell the rest of us ? He's stuck his finger in the crease in her fat . Although I agree that's probably WHY he shot them , that's not an excuse to shoot someone ... Something similar happened to me . It was the last time I opened the window in the bathroom * while * I was using it . Don't pee on all the things ... leave that to the dogs . Holy shit that's an injustice if I've ever seen one . At Bonnaroo , some bros made a point to walk up to me and tell me how much hotter I would be with long hair At first I thought you were making a joke , you weren't I see you gave a lot of effort to the knuckles ... Well , I don't think we're going to find many fossilized reproductive organs Watch out guys , we got us a bad ass over here . I now auto-downvote all Facebook screenshot posts . I hope everyone on reddit will join me in this endeavor to clean up the site . sort of ... ? At first I thought " Wow , fixing lock-picking enhancements . PRAISE JESUS A more appropriate title would be , " The As funny as it is I think the MAV / EOD bot roadkills need to be fixed . Seems a little too ridiculous to get killed by these things . Especially the EOD bot , which gets treated like you're getting run over by an 18 - wheeler . I read the books about 3-5 years ago and in every single book I completely hated Bella and her attitude , I never liked her even for a little bit . I can't even think of a book that made me hate the main character so much before is it me , or is this a tree's version of HI I LIKE POSTING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM COOL " She's not my mother , * Tod * . " i'm full of shit , i usually just go to burger king . ( * Opened it in class , ಠ_ಠ * ) I'm watching > She actually roofied me at a party once . No joke . Spiked my drink because we were fighting and I wasn't having sex with her that night . I ended up just puking and sleeping in a snow bank . She tried to justify it the next morning by saying she " just wanted to feel close again " . Another year , another drunk fat ass pissing on me . why isn't shushei posted under alistar ? And they give you six ... The internet at my job says this is blocked because it is in the category of Pornography Implying the RFID in my toll tag can measure land speed . dude , I'm anorexic Yeesh . rape fantasy = NOPE . I had a chick pull that shit once . She kept saying , " No , stop " so I did . Then she was like , " why did you stop ? " I would love to order a mug or tshirt of this ! Like I'm not ADHD enough No I apologize for the confusion . I had no clue . There was some standard dirty talk and then BAM , I thought I was hurting this person and she laughed at me for my concern . repost of a repost when i saw the price i laughed so fucking hard ... You beat me by a day with this link . Sarah Palin ? ( lame cheating ) : go to the shrine of azura . Then walk toward the dragon head on the map , and downhill a little bit ( this is how I give directions in real life Not polite at all ... Then stop being a dick and apologize . Kids these days . I'm not weird . " famouslastwords " Come to Florida lets grab a beer .... What , you don't like to take a piss occasionally ? That's a bit unhealthy .. [ ] ( / wat I'm pretty excited about how fucking hot you are . And that is why no one will remember your name . well the last puzzle had clues in the room ( the three pillars ) . so i figured the carvings HAD to play a part for the next one . They even had the same animals on them as the dials ... He dismisses us just like the rest of our government . Pro-Anorexia groups are a thing ? Was scrolling by and read dane as diarrhea . When she dumped me for a reiki practitioner . Then got into crystals . Fucking crystals . Bonus : She's the daughter of a physicist . Some boundaries have to be set . We don't live in a perfect world and we can all be tempted to do things if we feel we won't get caught and the opportunities are available . Marriage isn't a sitcom and it isn't dating . * And only let her out of her cage when she hasn't spoken for eight days . * So ... why would you need a big one ? > She actually roofied me at a party once . No joke . Spiked my drink because we were fighting and I wasn't having sex with her that night . I ended up just puking and sleeping in a snow bank . She tried to justify it the next morning by saying she " just wanted to feel close again " . or were you trying to say i am selling them for cheap ? lol in that case i have seen many people selling around how much i am selling with a scrap or more but no sales . so i needed room and just want to get rid of them quick . ... but now i regret it because checking the " new " section of tf2trade saw a post of a person buying as many crates . and one person sold 20 crates for 4 scraps . Thats a lot of Because pizza is a vegetable .. Is anybody else wondering .... where is Tesla ? Hmmm .... seems to be fine now ! ! That tree is like 4 meters tall lifestyle ? Oh god , stealth is so weird in Skyrim . The other day when I was playing , I had to kill a guy that was staying in a guard barracks . So I waited until he was alone , killed him , then every guard in the building rushed into the room ( probably 8 of them total ) . So I tried to hide from them , but couldn't find a good spot . I hide next to a table , completely exposed , and they couldn't see me . Of all the shit in Vegas this is what you take a pic of ? Congratulations . Now you're as bad as the ignorant folk booing the first lady at the NASCAR race over the weekend . Your support of this shit does nothing but continue the divide . Take your hate somewhere else . Lol Fruitarian My favourite quote recently was at last week's D & D session where a player was trying to drop and pick up a lot of objects all in one turn . They ended up substituting all of their actions for minor actions , followed by the quote " who wouldn't want to do three minors ? " It took the group a while to figure out why I was like this As an Information Security person I always I tried it , my computer couldn't handle the awesome and it died Replying to the top comment instead of the post . WE GET IT , YOU GUYS HAVE SEX , NO NEED TO RUB OUR NOSES INTO IT I'm Rosemary's Baby . At the very end it says " Soldiers could have a new weapon in their hands by 1996 ! " PeNIs ? I'm not clicking on that I did this last week at work . Don't you mean I_RAPE_CATS ? TIL that the only acceptable emoticons on reddit are " :) " " :( " and " As a father of a 14 year old ... Nice try boyfriend " Respect " . I suspect you don't fully understand what that word means and what it entails . you see the same achievements both in steam and gfwlive , basically two small popups ;-) stay tuned I'm always misspelling words . Diet Coke ? That MBP is gonna overheat . I was 8 when I first started thinking about it . Those awkward moments when my friends would give me the there are youtube comments that praise deezer My only issue with infect is a personal one . Everybody I play with at the kitchen table has an infection deck , and they're all almost exactly the same . Don't you mean the offseason ? That's when you scout the player's workouts and tail rookies to evaluate their fantasy value next year . You can't take the offseason as a vacation an expect to win ! I've heard this ad on the radio already . Delete Facebook , lawyer up , hit the gym .. Wait what ? I think i shat myself when i viewed that page . Too scared to check , too grossed out to not check ... Your name ' cause it's true bro , u mad ? Those starfish and sea urchins are all flopping about the sea floor Panels 9-10 no it sucks it smell like montgomery Never have these been more appropriate : Why not ? You clearly repost things too We need more pilots like you , I have yet to run across one ! Egg roll wrapper Having content like Starz on Netflix was one of the main reasons that Netflix increased their prices . How interesting that they didn't renew the contract now that the subscribers are paying more . This wasn't fixed in the update ? " Well then , happy Turkey Solstice , asshat . neutral * " we aren't showing you his face or .... " FF to 1:50 . > c People that misuse cans of wine This is reddit , we always question gender and sexuality . God forbit we give out unworthy upvotes . Oh wait , this comic has 114 of them . There you go again . There is suppose to be some contempt in I guess technically that was more than a few corrections . > Who's boss i gonna apprecciate someone looking at comics at all ? Really , now , did you have to juxtapose * those two * examples ? Came in looking for joke about being stumped , stumpling , stampeded ... only see feedback ... Starbucks is so expensive ! Xbox has that too Please explain why the developer , the people who made the videogame , suffer no losses due to people playing their game without paying for it psh , why did you take skyrim out ? too far dude , too far . lolol i know that feel . and i adjust them on public and my moms like I think that he made a good point and instilled in you a good lesson , but " it's okay to burn ants ? " Really ? Too many guys ! Needs more cute girl hugs . ... Yes you do 1 brown sheep Oh man , and I thought my comment was bad . Yep , that's ALL women . You hit that on the nose ! " Model Railroading Done on A Budget . " - Yeah , what else was done on a * budget * I wounder ? Thank you ! But it was intentional . Is this a fuckin troll ? It doesn't look real Ok Rolling Stone , we need to talk . You put the fucking Edge ( U2 ) on this list and left off JOHNNY THUNDERS ? You shouldn't be downvoted for this , posts like this are why I unsubbed from / r / android Ultimately it's her body - - it's not " feminism " gone too far . What if she wanted an abortion and he didn't ? What do you propose should happen in that case ? Or it runs you over . Never seen any , almost 2 days played every game mode . Lag compensation on the other hand . > What if she wanted an abortion and he didn't ? What do you propose should happen in that case ? How would it be worse in a Bush / Obama regime . I'm black and muslim and currently live in South Carolina ( 320 % flying That . Last . Frame . I'm making another account just to downvote you again . Where is his flipper reaching ? I think we all know why Ysolda needed that mammoth tusk ... Go ahead , marry her and find out . Aren't you that guy from Medal of Honor ? Same shit with Greenpeace and Animal Liberation Front . I think most people disapprove when animals are treated poorly and we all want to do our part to help , but blowing shit up doesn't help ( nice to see you got some moral support ! I ship jan 3rd and my wife is okay with it / supportive but my relatives keep asking me " are you sure this is what you want to do ? ! " ... the first few times it was like " nah I just lost ~ 65lbs and have been in DEP for .. forever just to change my mind a few months before I ship " now my response is just Did you mean One link = four digits ? creepy stuff ... yaay tits all for me ....... hang on a minuet Not available in my country math is also correct , as yundot said . I hope the guy with the gun didn't have too much fun with shrooms and booze You're half right ! Chinese-crested pug mix . She calls it a Crug . Mine gave me a restraining order ... did you just call notch fat ? And now , lol yeh , point is they frantically search , pat their pockets down , grope themselves , flail limbs around every pocket they have despite knowing full well that they don't have that lighter , they could just say no , but it's the effort ... the journey ... the trial in search of tribulation that is important . Is that comedy image clear enough for ya ? I'm surprised you didn't connect the dots to be honest . I told this to my Christian friends and they said that it's all about the current context or some ambiguous thing like that , so that verse doesn't really matter anymore . " Dead by April " I too share that hobby . I'm glad I'm not alone . Way to completely buzz kill the poor guy , fellas . Notch , man , you're killing me . You were my hero before all this . What happened ? They posted a massive , well-thought-out reply . All you needed to post was a decent explanation ... Dad ... ? ... you've never waked-and-baked ? Gee I wonder who downvoted my comment I actually did after I saw that . They basically looked at it ( after taking 30 minutes to show up ) , said " Yep , that's a dent . There's been a string of vandalism lately . I'm sure you have nothing to worry about , " and left " Not quite * the what * I wanted " ya i kno rly like wtf why else wud ppl smoke it ? I just And even more WTF , IMO , is the fact that there's a whole community of people who enjoy watching videos like this . / r / popping ... Perhaps later ... Cerca de 1 millon de videos y 600 mil fotos ? Eso ya es un trabajo de tiempo completo . FAITH IN HUMANITY FAITH Seriously ? Reposting with the same title in the same day ? You don't give a blowjob with your mouth closed . It's " all intents and purposes " . I was going to type the same thing , I fast traveled back to my sanctuary after buying all the upgrades for it , and the skeleton practically fell on my character . bet you thought this was I do now . ... and a sweetroll . If that guy's fat , then my bf must be * obese * by those standards . Antis can correlate anything with anything . I was reading a website listing all the murderers that also have CCW permits . They listed Jared Loughner because AZ is permit-less . They seem to forget that he passed a background check and purchased the gun almost a month before the shooting . But they're still acting like background checks and waiting periods prevent crime Look like contacts ... second pic eyes look brown " no you're not ! " Why are you ordering Dominos on Staten Island ? Arrrgggghhhhh ! ! ! * * Irregardless * * irriations me no end ! Someone on our team uses it all . the . time . " Turn the music off " You shut your whore mouth . you made me go to the weird part of youtube again " The Evil Within " a 5 yr old ? Yeah good luck on assasinating a kid then Pigferret you better pick that up or so help me god I'm quite sure it's called slapsgiving . But then again ..... I'm too obsessed with NPH . sperm on the window ? What kind of guy are you i'm probably not going to start peterson regardless of his health . i don't think he's gonna do much this week , but i could be wrong . i didn't start beanie wells ( in my other league ) in the ravens game or blount last week You're not even sure this is the same person . All guys ? Meanwhile , here in the US ... Yeah theyve probably been divorced now for a year and a half . Gunna have to argue for Irelia's sake . I understand why she is down in tier 4 ( better top solo when farmed ) but her clear times with the new masteries are hella redic . I'm pretty damn sure it is better than jungle Fizz , Yorick , Gragas ( " Gimley Court " Well yes im a wizard protector of good and holy and shit blah blah but sometimes some naughty soulstones slip into my pockets too ... You spent all winter just to learn how to do the laundry ? What karma ? TWO PURPLE GUYS IN A ROW ? ! ? ! ? Why are the wine bottles still unopened ? ! ? I see the turkeys prefer white meat . But Why isn't she a ginger ? There you go asshole ( ╯ Hahahahaha no , no I did not . ..... But I probably could have . What ? Steam downloads at 400kbps , * everything * else downloads at 500kbps ... and my SWTOR beta downloads at 150kbps end-game boss ? While I decorated my dorm room with skulls Tolfdir told me how nice it was that the younger generation takes an interest in education . My mom is exactly like that . When I was in high school she was the typical hard ass Asian mom , but ever since I started college , she's been super chill and super lenient . Almost feels like she's spoiling me nowadays . Or maybe my standards are just different because of my childhood . holy shit , woman ! i think i kind of hate you . Buffalo Wild Wings Some drunk guy who looked like Mario ruined that for me last night when I was getting poutine . Running from the fallout was never more beautiful What they really should do is release the WinRegistry Cleaner for iOS that they've been holding back on - that'll cut down on all the Spam ! ! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You skipped a line . i wake up 2 am and is perfectly normal * Reads OP's username . * So you just said what you wanted and got it ? ... And thats why i study metallurgy and materials engineering in college instead of anything related to spacecraft or aircraft piloting . I thought it was about Rebecca Black - Friday . Thanks for clearing this up . It was pretty confusing . I was like , " Those aren't the lyrics to Friday . I swear this is the last time I'm going to go get your frisbee . This is from Die Hard , isn't it . You sure those are not shrapnels from chopper crash ? Nice ... And stop chomping on sides of your fingernails dude it might get infected . You don't hear it during the day , but the moment you turn off your lights and lie in bed ... all is quiet .... tick .... tock .... tick ... tock GunRun Trolling stream ........ Now that killed my hopes and dreams of genetically crossed vegetables . Don't worry cacana ( Or Banao ) we will be united soon I dont want to live on this planet anymore Sounds like a personal problem i know that . Hence the title . Flowers in the Attic ? Everyone just got an upvote from me , Everyone The announcers said he is coveted in both the game and trading card game . No more steak How the fuck is religion going to cure a disease ? I feel stupid but I'm going to admit it anyway - I had no idea for about 5 minutes wtf ' phenom ' meant . I thought that someone had majorly fucked up the name ' leenock ' . Dude , don't be insensitive I can't believe I listened to the whole thing An Irishman supporting Juventus praising an Englishman ... My dad has a pair of these , that start as 3/4 pants , and zip off to be shorter 3/4 pants .. Nice try , dream stealer ! Wow .... so you're kind of an asshole then ? Holy shit .... I feel less intelligent after reading your daughters letter ..... Do us all a favour .... Get rid of her ..... i saw a child chase it down the street 10 times ... I'm still trying to figure this out How is this not clear Looking at you , 6th congressional district of Minnesota redditors . " identify yourselves " Okay , I don't what your culture is and whether or not it truly sucks . But you stated that your culture does not allow you to have a boyfriend while you are a young adult ( i . e . , college age ) . That part of your culture does suck IMO . If on balance , your culture is a good one , then I can understand being proud of it . But not allowing you to have a boyfriend in college ? ? ! ! You have hookers under the age of 10 ? Wait , you know the lyrics to Rebecca Black - Friday ? I meant it had the same affect on me as it did him . That's not how a royal flush works . i second that After that much buildup for the story , you fucking better . Saw , " [ ... ] masturbating with an egg [ ... ] " . Assumed Egg shaped vibrator . NOPE . next time , be sure Way to steal Noam Chomsky's Karma You try to put 1/3 into a comment . Go on , I'm waiting . That hole in the wall ... 5 - year old ... I don't need a magic shovel for that ! neither was the acting , especially the crying Because this doesn't happen in every RPG ... i'm black , and i had to read the translation first before i could read the original ... Thanks to you , I ended up seeing another mans junk inside a turkey then why would you fuck her This behavior is only acceptable if you're fleeing from zombies . . . . She's , like , eight , dude . You even have to Melvin about being a Melvin don't you Glad to see I'm not the only one that the " grown ups " will never see as a " real " adult . Did he get bejeweled ? > you blame her for not having your man helping you those 4 months that she was already married Bruce . Willis . Or you can just show us ... D'awwww u shouldn't have ... " open 24 hours " ... Half one them are , that's why they've been murdering each other for the last 80 years It's just a picture in r / pics .. ... Ok I tried to go the next page NSFW for a dogs penis I read your answer on a off voice tune , imaging slow motion takes of the weeding day , sweet background music , sunshine , beach , people , laughter , , a focused an experienced photographer , a total perfect weeding day while I'm reading it . then I see your username . No they are not the same but I think funny junk would appreciate this comic its impossible to find for a number of reasons . a ) the only time anyone has ever seen this was 1998 at a comic convention , where all kids under 18 were told to leave the room and b ) anyone caught filming the episode ( or even " remembering hard " Im grateful to karma for not having a negro in my mom Black friday ads on youtube video .. Fortune doesn't work on clay . if you couldn't afford to bring food from home , able to be bought in large quantities for cheap , how could you afford to buy food at school God , he's ... Big I want your childhood I'm completely super serial . At first I thought the background sound was a baby literally being made . I was like , " Oh god no . Is this a sick joke or something . Me as German Citizen : WHO THE FUCK IS KIM KARDASHIAN And North Dakota ! I know , I know , definitely not as exciting Wait , wait , wait ... Why the hell do the Brits get to participate in Black Friday ? Now I feel compelled to check your comments / postings Except for when the bus gets stuck in traffic That's not how genetics works . Call me an idiot , but i didn't know who Hitler was until i was like , 8 . DAMN AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM . Keeping history censored for us . the pilgrims didn't kill the native-Americans , just helped them plant corn . I am a biochemist and at trivia if there are any science related questions , I am expected to know the answer . You sitting back taking screenshots while your horse gets burned to death ? I like shooting her with my " spear " My mom sends me " the word " from Joel and Victoria Osteen . I told her I'm an atheist but it still doesn't stop her Dat very noticeable bulge . It's the law It is a full serving of protein . Having sex with my very pregnant wife and she came so hard her mucus plug shot out all over my cock and pubic area . The smell ... Ugh ... First point made " the Big XII was self-destructing " next point made " A & M would only stay if nothing changed " Hair of the dog ? In my religion class the teacher was a hardcore baptist and would put things on the test like " how old is the earth ? " . The correct answer .... 4000 years ..... Well you certainly proved me wrong . This comment follows every post the Narrator makes . " A ver tus nails , estan so pretty ! " They are hard to see . As a parent you're told by the doctor to go into your kids room with scotch tape and a flashlight in the middle of the night ( really common in kids ) ... As a Singaporean ..... Oddly specific ... Like I'd live any other day . Because nothing special is going to happen . Look me in the eyes and tell me pictures of baby tapirs don't give you the butterflies No way .. Something VERY similar happened to my friends an I , we were sitting in KFC with our bucket of chicken , and some girls were giggling and looking over at our table , we responded with some of these -> Hey now , I was one of those kids ! Why did you post this in both r / food and r / foodporn ? I * * triple * * cat dare you . He ? The worst cock block I've experienced has been having a senate that will pass the bill , a President that will sign the bill ........ But a dumb ass House of representatives that blocks anything good from happening . A guy opening a car door for a woman just because he's a guy and she's a woman is in If you profited off that , you'd have money You mean Skyrim didn't support crossfire before .. Or support more than two gigs of Ram ? So , what your saying is , so far Skyrim has been running ( quite smoothly ! ) on one 6870 and two gigs of ram ? ? Imagine how much better it will run after I fix those things ... You should have responded with just " I get that this doesn't contribute to the post / comment at all , but - 30 seems a little harsh That explanation for qtpie's spot on the tier list . Story doesn't add up . Why the fuck would you 1 . ) Not call the cops and 2 . ) Clean up what looked to be a murder scene just because you didn't see a body at the scene ? now 8 .... Disgusting toilet ! Or , you could spend the 99 ¢ . Put the fruit in the liquor ? Or put it in the vod / cranberry ? I'm confyuused . wow , a downvote barrage for somebody stating their opinion in a calm way and explaining their reasons ? Seriously Reddit ... I asked a friend who honestly gives a shit about this then got on fb & saw my mom raging about how our Muslim President had the nerve to not mention GOD in his THANKSGIVING SPEECH . 49 damage per bullet ... Says Semen-Thrower . One is never too down and out for a cheering up from a good disney movie ... never . Very cute rats . However your attempt at distraction has failed . For some reason this makes so much sense to me apparently its called competitive shopping There was one my brother found , I think it was called * Thief of Virtue , * that made me go all like ಠ_ಠ Awoo Awoo ! You would think it'd be easier in SF ! ! I'm scared of straight gamer hangouts - they're semihomophobic and get me all horned up around straights ಠ_ಠ Where'd the mother go ? I can't hit the right arrow key on my tablet I love how he's able to mention his penis every chance he gets . Even in " First things people notice . " Really ? Because it's pretty rare that someone's dick is among the first things I notice . LOL I asked this in primary school when I must have been about 7 to the christian scripture teacher who said she would get back to me on it . Next week she said there was no answer and I just had to believe in god Y * ahora * es cuando lo he pillado thought that said ' sharted . ' Then you return to the over-world and it's still day Those games ... * looks at username * Asian : * " Campus Crusade " And they still won't let me look back more than a couple months through my transaction history ... > Worst is when they ask me to " hack " into their computer ... Yeah , just let me just pull up my console and initialize the Matrix while I am at it It scares me to think about how many politicians are likely to be this detached from basic computer knowledge . It doesn't make them stupid , but I do feel it makes them unfit to make decisions about things like Internet censorship . We can print " Don't trust the links ? " Waldo is drunk old guy on Chatroulette , jerking off to  " I'm a Barbie Girl " while yelling " The real surprise is almost here ! " .... Waldo + Chatroulette = That caused a little bit of my Id to leak out from between my 32nd and 33rd tendril . That's never going to come out Every time ! ! ! My mom said Firefox the other day for the first time and then quickly " corrected " herself and said foxfire ...... wtf ! Damn them breeders being all nerdy and attractive . Stop that 20 year sentence for a non violent offense ... More than 17 % play recon ..... That and over 3 billion people on this planet think the Earth is only 6000 years old and that space is just a 2 dimensional background image created by some imaginary sky wizard As a college football fan I am enjoying many of these , but as a girl some of them are making me a little It's " hipster " because you assume the person is too young to have a legitimate interest in a television show that didn't air while they were growing up ? you are a bad person and you should feel bad You're a girl ? Anything that isn't a picture or music off iTunes my mom thinks is a virus . Her computer crashed the other day and she blamed my brother because of minecraft . I saw a Max head in that bin , saying it was only 10 bucks . Photobucket ? What is this ? The gayest thing i've read all week . Save some karma for those of us who actually work at NASA A female always has to mess it up As great as this was I disturbed by the Japanese butt gun in the related videos . Well just so you understand why I'm having a hard time , I'm on the iPhone alien blue app which doesn't show the whole website . I couldn't find it on team liquid or the mlg site so I figured someone would be KIND enough to point me in the right direction . Making an ass of yourself doesn't help my opinion of the kinds of people on this subreddit . Fake boobs . I already have curves in all the wrong places , I don't need more . Also , I'm a guy . WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BUYING SHIT FROM THEM WHEN PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE ALL THE TIME . Late ? The funeral was 5 years ago I can put my tongue in my nose Same to you , friend ! I typed in " what to do " and " when a guy fingers you " came up as a suggestion . I read that as " another guest changed to banging their child " and went do we count puma and hero as forigners now ? checks ebay ... sees prices ... I could believe 7th - 8th graders doing that ... but 5th ? Who the hell could misremember that 1 mile is 5280 feet ? If you're not part of the 99 % then you don't need my hard earned money You can have this ONE upvote ... What " argument " ? It's an opinion that would be funny if it had actually been his first and only comment , and he hadn't been regularly using that novelty account over the past year I'm surprised someone felt the need for This just happened to me last night . 10,000 points bought on my cc and all my existing points gone . I was hoping to find more info on reddit A huge cock ? How does it feel to be the hellish spawn of two women who made one of the seven deadly sins and rebelled against their lord and saviour ! Yes someone had to say that . There are no overreligious christians around here y'know ! I read that last line in AC / DC band members ' voice Did anyone else read that in Eustace's voice ? But did they shower ? Yes , it's entirely possible . I'm female , and one of my closest friends is a straight guy , and we are pretty much like brother and sister . The thought of having sex with him is just ... odd . I never told you what language I lie to my pet in ... ಠ I ಠ_ಠ at your Looks too small to be a woman ... Safe ... Not safe for work ? * 5 minutes of silence * Uh huh ... I hate you both forever CAN I WATCH I read that as testicles . So I married that sister of shopkeep in Riverwood , everytime I go to my house in Whiterun I'm greeted with , " We're so glad to have the claw back where it belongs . " Funny thing about the electrical , on certain Mustangs where the interior fuse box is ( passenger side kick panel , to the bottom and right of the glove box ) you'll find an awning shaped piece of plastic above the fuse box ( usually with a sheet of foam rubber hanging off it , covering the face of the fuse box ) that conveniently shields it from any liquid that might make its way inside your car . Thanks , I noticed . Sounds just like that other redditor who wanted to make Oblivion into a multiplayer game I'm looking at you * all Square Enix games * ... > I used to have tiny nipples , pregnancy changed that . They're like friggin ' bullets now . I was not impressed It's not that bad So , you're saying if it's done for no profit and it appeals to arrogant , sanctimonious asses like yourself , it's " serious art ? " . They aren't teaching it well enough . My World Geography and Geometry teachers last year wasted my time with their futile teaching methods ; which was mumble in class and expect us to learn from homework . Why does it matter where the post originated from ? If it's awesome , it's awesome . It's like saying , " OH , LOOK ! SOMEBODY FOUND THE CURE FOR CANCER ! Wait ... fuck that , it was created by the Nazis . I've seen this picture multiple times . but yet soooooo .... riiiiiiight .... or are you . Implying that you're the only gamer who played sports do it or else i hope you " didn't just leave " that all on the couch . Nightmare on Elm Street .. Watched when I was 5 , rode home that night in the backseat BY MY FUCKING SELF thinking Freddie Krueger was gonna rise up out of the darkness at my feet and drag me into hell or something .. Terrified ! Thanks big brother and sister .. Oh , and then watched Alfred Hitchcock's Birds some time a year or two later ... Sorry , guys . We've got this one . ( Although Herby did start going with some Andrew Luck backlash tonight . Can't see the pics , but even so , isn't lux like 13 ? I haven't read anything you've said . I'll I want to tell you is , Horse_Cock_Juggler ? ? That name ... > Edit : Sure , let's downvote the black guy I used think about a terrorist coming in my high school class rooms and forcing me and the hottest girl , at gunpoint , to have sex . New to reddit , more karma than me it doesn't work in Super Mario 3D Land oh ... > It's like saying , " OH , LOOK ! SOMEBODY FOUND THE CURE FOR CANCER ! Wait ... fuck that , the Nazis are taking all the credit for it . I guess because I didn't play a game that they like over 10 years ago . Native Email is * * still * * missing search functionality . That didn't work . I don't think I want to call tech support at 1:03 AM with 2 strict parents and 2 babies . Really setting a high standard there buddy * you have a little kid fetish . Comparing Lydia to Meg . Yeah , except for all those women and children ... Wonder how you stumbled upon this wikipedia article . As a player , I remember fights in Naxx 40 crashing my server . Tell an instructor not to close PowerPoint because his clicker session is setup . What does he do ? Close PowerPoint . .... what ? Interesting . I'd like to check it out but I must know , what is the prose and dialogue like ? Are we talking Robin Hobb here ( ◕ ◡ ◕ ) or are we talking Terry Goodkind ( What in the fuck ? Great idea . You know who used it before to distinguish the master race from the jews ? Yaay lets join hand and sing a song ! I would scream harder if a jet would kiss me like that am avut un prof cand eram la facultate ( de fizica ! ) care muscase porcariile astea + nu credea in evolutie + era pro acupunctura . ' Twas sad Cant see shit Whats the other things ? Documenting revolutions ? ... an Apple " enthusiast " that doesn't have a Galaxy Nexus and hasn't even touch it . Great review and comparison ! You can't spell Wow , that's like 0.00241 % of the population . Yes , because it looks nothing like Turbine Your answer is in the very first paragraph of the article . Damn , she has good taste in Jam . I have the same shit this does not look good : " This is the First Good Thing I've Seen Happen in a While " with pic of a scarred up cat This isn't youtube where you repeat everything you see . The TL ;D R of it would be a student of his came on to him , he refused , the students mother called him and said it would be okay if they were together . They do have a certain intimacy ! A lot of Africans as well as a lot of African Americans still like the old derogatory culture towards women . Forsworn Briarhearts . Im level 40 and those fuckers can still one shot me even if my health is full if i let them get close at all . soo samsung who wishes they had Apples customer and fan base decides the best way to get Apples customer and fan base is to stereotype them and insult them ... You bastards .... now I remember that damn jingle . once i was driving across the country and was bored as fuck . i notice a lady in a car next to mine screaming into her phone . I press my face against the glass and make a Redditor for 3 months . why is the dollar price the same as the pounds sterling price ? Yes yes it does work . I've recently encountered this and was struck stupid for 2 months . Playing around with the heater and my big windows . No , why would he do tha ..... Dat weightlifting glove That's a sin right there . Season ending injury , huh ? An alien monster has just escaped with his ship nearby and your solution is to sleep on it ... ? ! ? ! why u repost ? When I first saw that picture I thought " hmm , 15 bucks for a USB cable ... at a retail store , that's not too overpriced " , then I saw the length of it . The amount of wtfs i used while reading this ' ' comic ' ' is uncountable by the human numbers TIL pee is fluorescent Texture pack oh my ! SOON . I read that as Lydia's father After ten years it's no longer a puppy It confirms nothing at all , then . Wasn't / r / games created to avoid bullshit posts ? Seems like a pretty terrible bot if it just automatically cross-posts from / r / gaming . " atleast once a day " I'm setting this as my wallpaper at work tomorrow . I expect some looks ... Isn't this technically child porn ? Unless you were all 18 SCIENCE ! is starting to sound a lot like RELIGION ! I am predominantly a reddit lurker . That being said , I imagine that would result in me being creepy and lurking at the reddit meetups as well Greek ? And by " vase " you mean .... Backpack scanners ? Really Not only have you confused two memes , you've posted this directly after Mark Sanchez threw one INT in a game against the Bills , which was not returned for a touchdown . she seems nice , but she has a word tattoo . That's erm ..... thank you for sharing ಠ_ಠ so ಠ_ಠ brave Erm ... it's only November What the hell is going on with this subreddit ... I've got the weirdest boner . From Lydia . whoa 108 points ... he looks much more mature It's cool , I saw RHPS when I was six . Toucha touch me was my favourite song to sing . That's strange , they were from * my * home town , too ! Cock is similar size and QUALITY of your own ... haha I said to myself " Someone's gonna post the Jahvid concussion First 13 seconds of that , I was very TIL My Little Pony porn exists . Thanks , internet . I live in Texas and a kid in my class says " AMEN " after the pledge every day without sarcasm Infinity units , sweetheart ! LOL good point ! He would have to be Captain America though ; the Fantastic 4 movies were a joke Now I see them . You're perpetuating the cycle man What if someone vomited ? Still too soon . Wait ... most people don't freeze the rest of the bulk meat to cook later ? i watched a tiger eat a man on it yesterday ... im still confused ... dog or baby ? The problem is that if you made each team play another one , most schools would schedule cupcakes I was just looking through my submitted links and found this . I do not even remember posting this at all . Yeah , I loved Dex's facial expression when she called him that . And when he finally accepts that he's a chair and brings it up with her , she flips it on him again and tells him she's looking for a table . Double " back story . " Watt . According to the front page , none of us are going to hell , because were all athiests . [ ] ( / c " " A little rape and torture " ) never hurt anybody " i had to read that part 2 times Accounting major ? ? Contribution margin =/ = profit . THE FUCK ! Dammit ! Now you've told ' em about google Is that not allowed ? Yup , mindless violence is a lot more commendable than developing social skills Or as your name suggests , in the anal . Please add a NSFW tab . Read the comment properly before posting , he's on your side Somewhat related ... but why are people saying " stock " 360 Skyrim ? Is there already a way to mod console versions of the game ? Heritage 2nd ? What about the 3D games , like Colosseum and XD ? They had very unique culture , enhanced by a third dimension . That and there were people who were physically violent . warmogs on cho ? No , you're not , I don't trust you My first thought too . Really ? So ... That lemonade is in direct contact with that woman's breasts ? * * babies I see in real life are always ugly I don't know about you , but what made me not sure if troll Lydia's look after the last paragraph : Swedish ? Seriously ? That mace ... Eye-raping flashlights and sun I work more than a 40 hr work week and on weekends ... Shows you how often I read sidebars . Rioting over a Hockey game . Stop being so literal That most recent one ... I kept saying that about the vikings I'm so curious as to what happened here It's not like it's Goog ....... oh wait , why DOES the market search suck ? wow . they really do sound like terrible people . No , no . You're got it all wrong . Teenages have to be * perfect * , or we won't love them . Isn't that right OP ? Are you ok ? Wake up . * * Stand up . * * Last time I was looking for little things to upgrade I had built a new $ 2000 + build ... the suggested accessories to go with that $ 1000 3.3- foot HDMI cable ..... a $ 25 12 - foot HDMI cable . Excellent , where did you receive your doctorate from ? You're mixing semantics ( natural / realistic ) with philosophy ( what is natural ? ) and assumptions of what the developer might have or have not done . Not to mention " we can't actually be neutral in this life , that's a deception " ... Seriously ? Redditor for 2 years ... I hate waiting Will they still increase my skills ? ok how often do you clean your computer HAPPY BIRT ... Yeah , WinRAR is like a generic brand that costs more Even in Darabont's version they would have nuked the fridge because Lucas wanted it in Thanks for you amazing insight Shit . I guess he's going the Metallica route , where people seem to think that the longer a song is , the better it is Tijuana - Donkey Show Nice try , husband . I've often wondered ( i wondered this once ) whether people who use brackets ( by people i mean myself ) to illustrate an inner monologue ( Not sure if i mean inner monologue ) are more likely to have split personalities ( we most certainly do not ) and by having split personalities ( don't tell them about the murders ) are more likely to commit murders ( oh there you go , great job [ First I was like " Sweet , guess Astrid's single now ! " , then I was like For some reasoning , I'm imagining this to be Yotsuba and her dad . " I just lost the case " . My aim was not too attempt to undermine the validity of the article . I was simply trying to point out that the OP of this article about aliens may actually believe in aliens , and I disapprove of people who believe in aliens ... which is why I typed the look of disapproval I love lookout . It's free app does exactly what I need and I disable the features like virus scanning anyways . I've already saved a friends phone with " Lookout Plan B " . Also , OP , there is an option in the settings to turn off the constant notification * I disapprove of people who believe in aliens ... which is why I typed the look of disapproval Oh cool , anecdotal evidence . Why don't you dump his lazy ass , then ? This is why we can't have nice things If it had all abilities , it couldn't attack because it has defender . For a second I said , " wtf is is ? ಠ_ಠ " but then I you realize , of course , if this doesnt go live that i WILL CUT YOU . Wow , I totally expected your account to be an hour old .... Redditor for 11 months . I laughed at the post but now : Hey , maybe I should ! Except , oh damn , would you look at that , I didn't write anything that said that , at all ! Don't let a little thing like reading comprehension stop you , though . I'm sure you're the expert on driving since your post is just * full * of capital letters Reminds me Of Assassins Creed OHH SHIT . Your Gonna Need Some has-mat suits . ಠ_ಠ And some Nuclear Bombs . Hope that It Doesn't become bigger and fuse with the damn Lizard ! Seriously ? A petition ? No Hamilton - See , this is the reason . Why we will never understand women . why would you do something that you wouldnt want your SO to do why am I hungry now I guess it is supposed to encourage unhealthy children to be the strongest and the fittest to survive ? I upgraded my graphics card / went eyefinity and about a week later I noticed my computer smelled like burning . Turns out it was the PSU . * " Oh well , I'll just take it light " * I said . Then Deus Ex came out . Then Poof . Fortunately I had another 450 watt'r laying around , but for a WEEK I had to use ON BOARD GRAPHICS , and only work on ONE 23 INCH MONITOR . I called my GIRLFRIEND to complain , and I swear to god I could feel the God damn ! You mind reading freak ! Yes , don't educate the poverty stricken on their reproductive choices , * * kill them * * ( through starvation ) ! I like this idea . When do we start ? America ... I saw them a couple years ago and their encore performance was a cover of " I love Rock and Roll " . What ? SMP optimization is not listed ? I'm outta here . Release it , please ! Starting with The Jersey Shore and make your way to 90210 . Then stop at Melrose Place and release it there , and then ... Oh wait ... You mean this thing is REAL ? ? ? ! ! Fuuuuuuck ! to busy filming ... You gotta be kidding me . Dude , I got slippers for my last birthday . $ 10 slippers . And I got nothing the year before that . $ 60 is aweswome . Why the quotes around befriends ? Mass lings No , you don't * * have to * * ... you have no idea The " worst " my giftee has is Jailbait ... This is my suggestion : I wish NPCs related to sidequests were invincible . Or would at least go the fuck inside when dragons show up ... Dude , don't be insensitive You should know better Confucius say : Why would you create that ! ? The only one you should be did you just say " awesome question man " to yourself ? " Michiganders say it too . I always said soda to be a smartass ... then I moved to the east coast And for a trailer aswell Wtf did I just watch ? ! Who you calling an atheist I'll be sure to keep an eye out for strangers asking her to cook Wait a minute .... so your not supposed to kiss like that ? ! ? ! .... This is really sad but oh so interesting . You can't be serious . This is what we Marxists have been saying for years This is what we Marxists have been saying for years Now everytime I run into this guy ingame im going to just stare him down and tell him " I know what you do in your free time . " Well , there goes another $ 10 . This is the first rage comic I've ever seen on the top of this subreddit I play Christmas music in July the ipod had a firewire port ? No Freddie Mercury A NSFL tag would have been nice . When traveling abroad people asked me if I knew Britney Spears reposted AND stolen Her life is Average . But if he had lvl 100 pickpocket he would've chosen the girl and pickpocket her equipped items ... I've got my eye on you ... 911blogger , really ! ? How exactly do you say Eh , my first toon got way too fucking strong . He was a heavy armor two handed bad ass , so I guess it comes as no surprise . This seems to happen to me whenever I go down that path in any fantasy RPG however how do you make this face : Funny that a guy's POV AMA gets front page yet the girl's is downvoted into oblivion .. Every single morning in my english i get a boner that doesn't go away for an hour Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? [ craft.jpg ] Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? [ craft.jpg ] Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? [ craft.jpg ] Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . Dude you need to be bulking , not doing p90x . Work smarter not harder ... I hate to be a party pooper guys , but I really feel that the ONLY thing keeping usenet alive is the fact that it presents a technical hurdle that 90 % of the public out there is unwilling to jump over . I really think that the very second that we start making this process " easy as pie " is the moment where we can kiss our horn of plenty goodbye ... This made me Also , look in every contest giveaway for the clause that excludes the province of Quebec . We have * laws * here to protect us against this free shit . Hmm captain obvious still isn't here i guess i should do this hard task then . Yes i am I was watching Castle yesterday , and for some reason he was chopping an onion with a * meat cleaver * . I was like My ex was like this . Any time I'd say something about Americans she'd fucking correct me by saying that we aren't the only Americans . She never once said , now that I think about it , what we should then be called . Why did they let an intern into Mike Morhaime's office ? Why is this the only comment I upvoted this is either a boy or an underage girl ... Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? [ craft.jpg ] Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . Somethings are better when loaded at a 56k pace . Half the picture loaded for me , and I was thinking " Wow this is pretty stunning to be hone ... " and I believe they used the term " GUI Interface " I'd say with a handheld , 5-6 would be a good starting age . Unless it's Wii The guy who designed it , Yanko Tsvetkov , is from Bulgaria Alright . What's it from ? Why are the yes / no buttons occasionally flipped ... WTF why would someone downvote this Pretty much the equivalent of pounding back a few drinks before a road test ---> 1927 Logic You've just gained 4 life-long real commited friends who you will not see from now on . " create a life and take 1 " ... oh my ... These aren't funny . You're still on a 56k ? Wow . That sounds like an inexpensive and logical solution . I'm sure the extensive appeals process would be a very small cost . Yep . Why does this look exactly like my girlfriend Who would WANT to ? Hardcore .... chest protection .... You're one of them No , I'm just dandy . Sunshine and daisy everywhere . Happy as a clam - YES I'M MAD . I DON'T JUST USE CAPS LOCK FOR CRUISE CONTROL . Brilliant observation . The movie stands a decent chance to be good , but the creative team said years ago they didn't want to make any statements about who Shepard is and what his / her story is because they want to respect people's decisions . But now they are doing exactly that Well great , now the whole library looks like this : Because theists deserve to have crimes committed against them ! Great . When I got thrown in I picked up a shiv then killed everyone . I saw pictures of my nephew , you sick fuck . He's two . You're right . You're the one who is super-cool for pointing out perceived mis-use of bullshit internet ephemera . redditor for 18 minutes Takes pictures ... " Lighting is terrible , check , Can barely see tatoo , check . Alright we're good , posting to Reddit now . " ... There . Were . No . Highlander . Sequels . Diet ? I recall a certain icelandic volcano that almost ruined my trip to ireland Not the first to misinterpret my name as deserving of That sounds like a pretty good idea actually . Unfortunately , I'm 4 months shy of 21 I've been playing basically this deck since Innistrad came out . I bit the bullet and went UW Mageblade / Puresteel with Stalkers and I threw in a Batterskull for the look it generally gets when cast . Somewhere between ( O ) _ ( O ); ; ; and Lol in this comment I don't point out that he just sent alcohol to someone underage . Yea , I thought the poster was editorializing in the title . " Cain had an affair with a white woman . Not only that , a ginger white woman so you know her skin is reallly pale . " TIL Reddit has / had a lot of family in the KKK .... He has to be 100 pounds under weight and I have to be 100 over . It's called a " Millennium Fight " ... Look it up on Wikipedia Literally whoring for karma Clarifying since he was getting downvoted - I'm pretty sure he means airplanes , as in , use one of the three airports that are available to NYC residents that can take us pretty much anywhere . However , if he was making a 9/11 joke ... well , > 2nd playthrough I saw there's a path to the south from Helgen that takes like 5 minutes Gee thanks To that , I Our bus almost went into a ditch.They didn't even plow our road . Until reading the comments I thought he licked his balls ... The dog dropped the soap once didn't he ? DIDN'T HE ? ! How do you know i didn't post it there ONE North Korean can ... INSURANCE AGENT ! I got angry reading about how the leaves are good this year .... i was wondering what everyone was talking about . so i went and tried to find it . i immediately regret that decision . A closely-guarded secret , you must face the reddit trials before you are allowed to know what it means to stare at the face of disapproval . They're all the same , unless it's a medical show where there are cadavers in the breakout rooms to demonstrate new surgical techniques . I just got a bill in the mail from DHL for $ 25 on a $ 27 shipment . A month later . What about GODIEINAFIREALREADY Nice try , terrorist organization hmm , i like the new walk and hate the Q We have some grind in the freezer , but I don't eat it myself . But we got ~ 80 whales near the capital some days ago ( the original whale pack was ~ 1000 but they lost most of it when trying to get them onto the shore Am I missing something or there are DotA-likes for not 5 people I can imagine assassins smothering their kills with this . Here , have an upvote ! I don't know what I hate more ; sneezing on my period without a tampon , or sneezing on my period with a tampon . They both feel awful . Yeah , because asking your parents ( the people who have guided you and given you advice your ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE ) is such a horrible , childish thing to do . I can always count on you reddit . I was What did I just click on .... lol , spousal abuse . What do you mean by " you people " ? Yeah - That's what redditors want - to admit to child pornography I don't really enjoy the fact that you have to click Like just to view the wares . Especially the last part . Was he praying to Ra ? No , they don't . Did ... did you make two separate replies to the same comment I made ? Like when there was a picture of the door to the Science lab in Rivit city and the caption under it called it a vault . I've never seen this before , well that has certainly changed now . You played 20 + hours without at least doing the quest the enables dragon encounters ? Who organised this ? A Wednesday night ? Sagan didn't recognize Europa ? Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? [ craft.jpg ] Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . I don't get what the deal is with parents not wanting their kids to fuck their boyfriend or girlfriend . Dude , they're gonna do it either way . There's nothing you can do about it . You can be a dick about it , or you can accept the reality of it . They're gonna fuck . Deal with it . I already saw this picture ... and already downloaded it ... Yeah . The College of Distance Education and Outreach at Texas Tech University renamed themselves to simply University College . Which makes them the Texas Tech University University College . Would you rather be a vampire ? The only thing I have to say is ... She shot someone in the face ? 1 guy , 3 hammers Not this season . I mean the show in general . Point still stands . Whenever . It's not like employers are beating down my doors , atm . The NRA doesn't even recognize a difference . Get over yourself . The NRA doesn't even recognize a difference . Get over yourself . It is NEVER too late for pancakes Book written by Robert Rimmer ... I thought it was a Steve Harvey meme the whole time .. Am I wrong ? Am I right ? What is going on ... It's a Look of Disapproval Why haven't you uploaded this as a pack yet ? because you put all the black ones at the back of the strip Eye of ... Mordor ? Now if only someone could teach that to my Testificates . Until then I'll have to pick them off from my balcony Schindler's List style for trampling my crops . Your name notices lack of 1911 I'm not sure if it's okay to think she's cute . That's a kids movie . I'm in bed laughing while the wife is like You're already fucking reposting this ? He seems to be describing a shapely woman and her shaking hips happened to me too , though the dragon was slain in the courtyard , and every time i came back , the DAMN carcass was still there . You're completely right . They really ought to open up the draw for people who signed up after the draw started . Wait , people still use T-Mobile ? Took me four . God damn brain Dude , it was revealed during a battle . Obviously god is gonna say stuff to back him up Really ? I didn't even realize that . It's in the damn video Open the link and I see tree's The scene where Bilbo mementarily becomes a monster in Fellowship of the Ring . Is this the BROMANCE server ? I've heard about them Was in a bar w / the old lady a couple weeks ago . The evening was moving along well when , suddenly , a young man walked up to me and stroked my stache . Didn't ask , and didn't hold back . Said he " couldn't resist , and just wanted to show a bro some ' mo ' love , " then walked away . But then I have to use Chrome ... but , it like , hurts people's feelings , maaan . And slowly ... with lots of lube .. The middle one is mine Should * have * . ಠ_ಠ So Many idiots on that thread it shouldn't be possible . It fails the mission and gives you " Destroy the Dark Brotherhood " * immediately after * . Stop abusing quickload . I think you broke it . people will be hesitant to switch due to not having a post count or join dat they can brag about :: : Walks in sippin on a glass of cognac .. sees everybody very serious .. I'm in Creswell too . He got shot by a USAS - 12 with frag rounds . A burbling soup of Fs and Us fills my throat he was smiling and enjoying himself while trying to make that face , stop hatin ` mother of god How about that paragraph " disproving " evolution because there aren't billions of transitional fossils for every species that has ever existed . Then she says that Intelligent Design is just more mathematically probable and it does not need proof . " Good Guy GRAIG " Because its overclocked ... I know this isn't related to the topic , but I'm replying here so you'll actually be notified of it : * * This screenshot is a spoiler . Not cool . * * Wow . Marketing fail on the part of the Neptune Society ... yet again ... Call of Zelda : Hyrule Warfare 2 Thought this was referring to James Brown . I like how out of all the columns it chooses to shrink , it chooses the most important one . The teacher will not get reprimanded or fired . The union will be there to protect her . At first i thought he was using a payphone and had no idea what the problem was ... True , but who really wants to sit in a chair full of ass crack ? Wait , don't answer that . This is reddit I thought it didn't matter at all It was awkward and kinda WTF for the cameraman wasn't it , unless he's a mysterious redditor too . At least the brim isn't flat .. its a crummy commercial Vertical ... smile ... This is for the federal government : Why are they do veiny ? Did they remove your penis and put them into breasts ? Machined rims on Track Bike . I can see that horrible off-center place the mouse goes after using a furnace Or the dreaded " water cure " As seen on tv Any cleanliness offered by the gloves is also rendered useless as he is touching everything in sight Not only was it uploaded . It's her fucking PROFILE PICTURE You can even see the golden arches of the McDonald's down the street . Any idea which version it is that minimizes to the system tray instead of declaring Occupy Taskbar ? UPS was supposed to deliver a tv I ordered off of Newegg today . They did . When I opened the box , the tv was smashed . Thanks UPS . Just how I like my tv . I can put some of it over here , and some of it over here ... What if you followed the rules and didn't post memes to r / funny Read last sentence : All of these look slick , and I almost thought about buying the mouse ... and then I saw where they put the back / forward buttons . You can see her anus " breathe " after it comes out Do people just sit there and search ' dog ' , waiting for the right time to post ? This bent my boner in the most erotic way possible why doesn't an actually good IAmA thread never make front page unless its a guy sleeping with his sister A caring man here ! I'm glad to hear this after all the heroin hooker stuff I hear that . We dissected a lot of movies in film school , and now I find myself actively looking for mistakes when I watch a movie . I love that this ( Came here to say * this * AFAIK , it's just for this week . Despite promising 2 - day air , it's being shipped UPS Ground Girlfriend ? if you switch , i will not follow you I actually really hope I don't . Ask him , not me . The extent of my knowledge of him is limited to a single interview he did on Dutch TV . Also , my last comment wasn't exactly serious The reporter used the word " girlses " . EDIT : Twice . Double £ 595 for two bits of metal . I'm more mad about the LiveJasmin window that opened up as well when i clicked that .. The things I watch on the internet .... faceless kitten aaand make it your profile picture . As an Estonian , I'm offended by this . seriously of all the movies to make a sequel of ... they chose Cars . " did you two finger each other " made me immediately Yeah ... even my arranged team ( in old AT rating we were at around 1700 ) keeps on crying for ganks , desperatly Hell I live in Baltimore and on the radio you always freaking hear " Well I think now we can start calling Joe Flacco an elite Quarterback " * * give him these eyes : glad to see my post inspired someone ... I read your username as sandhandjobs touch é , although I try to stay away from soda as much as possible You have no Idea .... how true that is Same here .. What the eff man Get out of my brain " long time redditor " ? With a 4 day old account . Nice try , Redditor Husband who knows I post in r / Parenting . Quoting Placebo in an illness thread Looks to be a demotivational picture , ' cept someone erased the demotivational text I had a friend that had a mutual guy friend over at her house a lot for movies and video games . She didn't want to date him , she just wanted to be a bro . He clearly had a different idea . So when she asked him for some of his cologne to just have and smell occasionally he gave her some . She still has it , after being asked out by him more than once . That was what I thought ... " For legal reasons , comments cannot be published on this matter . " That place is awesome , food is excellent . However , can't stand the university student crowd that inevitably pours in at some point , talking loudly and making a mess . Sorry for the rant , I hate people Not when it's * my * pan . Ok , it's for record of the year , for the song The Cave . I thought record of the year would go to an album , but that's where I am wrong . Man , I have zero sympathy for your predicament Her right arm is massive Reddit don't do illegitimate newspapers ! This was not needed . aw yeah . Sorry . I probably should have posted this in r / design . While r / crappydesign would seem like the more appropriate spot , I failed to realize that r / crappydesign was exclusively reserved for crappydesignwebsites . My mistake has been noted . Feel free to continue with your website critiques . I'm sorry ? It's not like I'm looking for Karma ... it's a self.post . you posted this twice I was excited at first , as well - but then realized that no one posts here . EXACT SAME SITUATION I love pugs , but I don't know if I can keep calm about it . Seriously right ? They love you when they want to be scratched or fed , but otherwise they stick their butts in your face and claw at your socks for fun . Is ... is that the bull's horn coming out of his mouth ? I was a little This is the same puzzle . Way to hint about the Red Wedding in the title of the post Sacha Baron Cohen as Freddie Mercury ? This , or they link to their blog that had the solution 3 years ago , but it's now a parked domain . Do you enjoy making kids feel awkward ? Yeah the dude doing the talking sounds like he has the downs Holding ... corpses .... what ? How ? Minecraft is a weird game though . It's visually lacking , but can lag on all sorts of hardware . Modern Warfare 2 runs better than it for me . Don't be silly , schools in Pakistan don't have internet Down vote me all you like reddit . But I'm gonna say it : " FUCK this bitch is annoying " Dear god ! She's not even funny . All she does is bitch about everyone around her . Jesus it drive me crazy ! It's really fucking bad to sell your Keys in my thread . I'm not hijacking your thread , don't hijack mine . PC LOAD LETTER Chained to a tree ... There is only one bet left I thought ? Or am I just retarted I demand a pdf copy . And if you say no , I * WILL * find one I heard people asked for realism in the realm of Skyrim - here you go , arrows doesn't magically disappear when they hit ... Yes I am > Maybe I'm reading into this too much , but it looks like you've made a little diorama of 6 jews made of pork and put it in the oven that carrot " Fox News " and " reporter " used in the same sentence ? ? And your name is Jake ? Technically we aren't supposed to ? Yeah , because all women are cheating whores , amirite ? That's a very specific fraction to choose . Most people in front of a camera usually are , especially with HD now . You can see every wrinkle . * * EVERY * * . Wrinkle I dont wash my face Tambi én por el " gmail " > We have on average around 100 people checking this subreddit daily and the average number of upvotes per post is tiny . Dogs can't smell acid can they ? You better be talking about using Linux . Wtf happen here cuties at first i was kinda like Oh , I actually thought you were mad for a second . At first I was like That's because IB2 is almost 1GB " Cookie " tin ? I think you mean * biscuit * tin . * Looks at username ... * He gives orals ? Last response is more like this - Chick : - $ $ $ $ You're taking back all the upvotes you've given and putting them on his comments ? greedy asshole Yeah . My desktop was built in 2010 , and still has Shader Model 2.0 Just like Civil Rights . Just listen to the music " my mom died when i was two I knew those bandits were homoerotic Anti-theistic stuff * Hey , why can't you just accept other cultures ? Who googles " Thanksgiving " ? where it saves them well i always put my porn in an invisible folder now ? i do too just because i have got some nasty ... nasty NASTY things , horses ? ppppppppfffffffff that is just a joke He doesn't have a penis ? I'm confused as to whether this is supposed to be joke thread , or most of these redditors can't answer the question seriously .... Premeditated murder . THAT'S NOT FUN AT ALL . Yup that was my high school ... go Warriors People are damn strange . Crazy thing is at one put that guy was " normal " just like you and me > > Women : don't ever play with the DTF ; it is serious business So ... How bad does your hair look ... ? But i can make a diamond pick ! That's not OCD that's lazy " in an elementary school " but doesn't look edible = " Thats it ! No presents on christmas because THATS what christmas is all about ! Its about JESUS " My friend was asking for my help finding a date for a mutual friend and specified it couldn't be an atheist because she didn't " want her to be raped or something . " US tour with Nickelback . so brave , faith in humanity restored , Oh god it works so well . 1000x creepier now . OP , if you're in Linguistics 3101W ... You will when you get stuff corrupted You must be an atheist . Don't pay attention to anyone that goes on about team comp I'm not I saw " taintless " first and had to re-read that . I look forward to bidding against you on eBay ... At first , I was like " I see what you did there 2 of the guys at my gym that I see every day recently did a 6 week 20 squat program . I had to watch these dudes do freakin ' typical quarter squats for all 6 weeks . All they ever have to say about me is " jeez , you squat so LOW , " and that's with me sometimes not quite getting all the way down . I hope that was not you . hmm .. I don't recall seeing you at the last meet Buck 0five Really ? Mine is .. does that mean If i get rammed it'll feel like a pleasant poop and I won't notice ? God I hope I never go to jail . Ok , I'll be the spelling dick . . . Knight * * RIDER * * . EDIT : I am a moron , Your really trying hard , either that , or you just like commenting on all my stuff . Zeppelanoid would probably thinks that's a lie too . It's all lies ! ಠ [ Not to mention the fact that my wife , Ysolda , sold me a wedding wing to marry a Hargraven Believe that's the ams gtr ... Alpha 12 ... Do want > handy victory . Thank . You . I watched one episode ( the one with the sword and the guy from Star Trek and Schrodinger's friend or whatever ) on Hulu after everyone said how awesome it was and I just It's common for students to buy computers , camcorders , etc . solely for taking finals and then return them afterwards , retailers hate it but there's nothing they can do . Expect I actually beat the main quest at level 8 using only the first fire spell that you get . I killed [ Alduin ] ( / spoiler ) with the same spell I used to kill my first Imperial I didn't expect any comment that supports The Church of Scientology to result in positive karma . The one thing Scientology has taught me better than any other belief system is what intolerance feels like . Supporting Scientology usually results in severe We are more active than sex ! Thank you for helping me fail my signs test tomorrow We want to help ease the pressure , not scary her away Clock . Management . thanks now im skipping tomorrow How ... could this show ever be anywhere close to being benched ? You don't have " bounce my dick off someone's forehead " On his Wiki page it says his genre is Classical Bloat ? What bloat ? It's a * bootloader . * It's not even in memory once the operating system starts up . Someone's * maintaining * that old , obsolete pile of junk ? My idea of Australian people has been blown to pieces . " Till I Cum " thieves ? I can understand coining it classical ( or neo-classical , which is better ) if it has the same characteristics and performance styles as music from the classical period . But when it's trailer music ( as my friend called classical ) then I get all Ha , I really hate to say this , but I can almost never talk about music with someone for more than a minute without getting all So .... much .... chaffing .... an lol ? Your drunk list understands men better than men understand men also what floor are you on ? theres like at least four redditors on 4D , im gonna feel retarded if you're one of them LOL ! ! ! We have this problem , as well , they keep digging / chewing at our carpets . Someone's suggested a product called ' sour apple ' , but if our rabbits were unaffected by tobasco sauce , I doubt sour apple will help much We were also able to keep them outside the entire summer ( our backyard is enclosed ) , and they ate all our Haustas , which they're not supposed to like Yeah , he plays that too . Looks fused Oh , I didn't get your sophomoric sarcasm before . It was so subtle . So don't take girls to dinner and a movie , but coffee and lunch > 1 . Fuck me in the ass I think I'm going to take a break from it yeah , remember that Orange Bowl ? Again , Drop them / put them up all over yuor house instead , that way you'll actually see them in 3D . Seems more logical . Hehe , he made him apolog - - .... i see what you did there That's frowned upon . Thanks a lot , Bin Laden Did you just relate being a slow learner to being gay or black ? No trading . I've seen this picture so many times and so many people claiming it Right .... those Bosniaks at Srebrenica just dug a hole and climbed into a mass grave for fun . This would have been much better , if he just said " fuhss " as an attempt of saying the first part of unrelenting force . Not nail the whole damn Thu'um right after birth . I am so , so glad that they skipped over that particular transformation in the film . Oh I'm guilty ! Until I get too hot , can't stick a limb out , panic while I'm frantically searching for an opening almost like I'm being born again . Which results in me tossing the covers off on him and getting this look If he asked the question in english , how come they all responded . don't be creepy UNC Fan I was asked what the URL was for Salesforce.com " You'd do WHAT to find the answer ? ! wadsworth x 2 . This guy really likes his intros Agreed . Looks fused your friend is a fucking gae basher ! I don't think anyone who has ever made one of these has lived in a third world country The only reason why they are out of the limelight is because they have been replaced by Justin Beiber And then , after a month of break i watch his stream and what i see ? He is jungling NUNU with 0/3 score Not sure if i should lol or Because that's called pedofphelia , and it's wrong . It's not a big truck ! Your " source " is Yahoo Answers ? You're right Working hard are we ? Agree . Ever since the " patch " I've seen some GLITCHY shit go down . Also , I love how going prone next to a wall will show your feet out the other side of it , and if someone shoots your feet on the other side of the wall ... you die ... Memebase , huh ? you guys i've found the positive vote land This happened to me too ! " Oh Vector Marketing ? Sounds kinda * badass * " Then I went on the internet to look it up . And it doesn't take $ 100 bills Yo conozco ese equipo ( maqu ína ) . Fue dise ñado para que no se cayera . Realmente se tenia que batallar para tirarlo ... Convenient that Come on Google , I want a you guys i've found the negative vote land If you can remotely bring yourself to judging my intelligence based on something I posted on reddit , you sir , are the fool . Not I . As far as my comment of " Someone at Google has a mannequin fetish . How to you have Audie Murphy ? Did you dig him up or something ? What eye ? Seriously ? I came here just to say exactly that ! My bf's character is a duel-wielding dark elf named Drizzt , he has only found 1 scimitar to enchant so far though ! Didn't realize everyone else had the same idea ... My GF ( 20 years of age ) and I ( 25 years of age ) , were walking through Victoria Secret , and we found their " pink " collection ( marketed towards young girls 14-17 ) and there was a thong that said : " Unwrap Me for Christmas " . We were both like ಠ_ಠ , The Life Aquatic OF Steve Zissou ? > Definitely better than having a little Hope . Saaaame boat here man , same boat here . I have no idea why Sam is having sex with me in the first place ... Now if only you'll muster up enough passive aggressive courage to send this to him . Cool . I got a Ball python too . He's a big baby though , and is scared of everything . Even frozen thawed mice Wow . That's a pretty sweet fucking deal . I hope at that price and that early you grabbed more than one pair . I paid 340 for two So if an average worker makes $ 30,000 . 00 annually - a CEO brings in $ 14,250 , 000.00 annually ? Let's bring the average American income down to 20k - CEO then makes $ 9,500 , 000.00 annually ? Hmm ... still awfully high - average American income at 10k - CEO makes $ 4,750 , 000.00 annually ? BALD HER DASH ! This was on / F7U12 a few weeks ago . Not only wrong subreddit , but stolen comic . Not cool . FUS RO DAH They were glass morning stars I laughed so hard I came rainbows At 4000g per day , assuming he / she restocks gold once a day , this would take at least 25 days . Until you invade and he gives you the " come hither " action while still managing to maintain deep eye contact with his sunbretheren . Have you no shame , sir ? The guy is wearing an affliction shirt , with the front tucked in to show the belt buckle For some reason I do this with SoulStealer all the time . Just this one hero too , nobody else . Saw that this video was in Kannada . Got superexcited . Automatic upvotes , and obligatory This version was only released 7 years ago Yeah poor guy indeed ... not like a guy would ever want to be sucked up ... That girl on the left ... I can't help but notice her ribcage is , um .. kind of scary . Looks at * both * your user names . As much as I want to say " When I was in elementary school , we didn't have computers Skyrim with 51 % as of now ... I read in the comments that Bethesda put it up on their facebook ... When I worked IT for a branch campus , I had to help tons of early education majors use this program . These are 20-40 year olds who needed me to walk them through using Kid Pix , while they complained about how hard their degree is FOOS RO DAH I was hoping there would be 1 left since only 1 person thanked OP Surprised I didnt win " The Apple iCam is a concept camera by Italian designer Antonio DeRosa that imagines a future where cameras are modular and powered by smartphones . " * * But Xenosaga Episode I : Dur Wille Zur Macht was good . Haha this is an interesting ama . I came here expecting to click your picture and triumphantly declare you a man , but as it turns out you're a girl I've noticed this at Chinese places . Once I went to a new Chinese place , got something I normally get somewhere else to find a big heap of Peanuts on it Fuzzy little manpeach . I work at Five Guys in PA , and some family left EVERYTHING on their table , but they left a tip .... thinking we were fuckin ' Perkins or something I was 20 You're a terrible brother-in-law " God " sacrificed his own son to appease his own anger For starters , don't beg for money I shit you not a friend used to own that domain , before it became what it became . He let it expire . Nice pickups ! Who the heck down voted you ? ? ? Muppet hater ... only girls put themselves in pictures Well , sort of . I Fus'd her out of the air , and then she stopped swimming . Unfortunately , she was now walking a few feet above the ground Which ironically a blacksmith makes better . Looks * closely * at username . I just imagined you laughing hysterically , when suddenly your weed looks up at you like this ಠ_ಠ gonna While I do agree with you that Fi is more annoying than Navi , I feel like you jumped from Navi being " greatly exaggerated " to a gross exaggeration of how annoying Fi is . Really made me There are a lot of hidden overview gems like this . Now if the overview settings were stored on the server instead of the client ....... I'm not putting pics of my mom onto the interwebz ... I got kicked out of Catholic High School for questioning my Religion teacher and she reported to the principal that " He is lost and cannot be recovered , he is a bad influence on other students " And to China , nonetheless ... I would hope you wouldn't be starting college with a degree already ... Looks at username . why did she count before she turned it on ? An Irishmen ? Thought this was supposed to be Malcolm in the middle or something related . However I shall go fuck myself instead Dude sorry for that idiot . You are now the reason I am signing up for a rematch . I didn't think I had the money . But my anger tells me feck it . Buying someone a rematch gift now will feel to me like I am kicking this person in the proverbials :) Anger gifts , yay ! ! You're not kidding ... If you remember your first beer then its really not your first beer . ... and gag You really did ! your username Why would anyone ever put something random they found in his mouth looks like a lightning , tornado , and eruption shit storm . Yeah , I live in Slovakia and my mom is still convinced capitalism is the worst bullshit ever At first I was like " Wearing boots like that How does one learn about such a phrase like " I'm gonna fill you up with my hot load of cum " ? in everyday conversation ? Which was on Sickiedia before that . I'm a face and hair model , actually . S / he forgot to capitalize " god " . S / he's going to hell It's unlikely given the distance , but don't try coming to Australia if things ever * do * get to that stage . " We " ' ll just send you back . First thing you learn is to * never * report bullying . Terrible , terrible idea . It'll just make it worse . You can't retaliate overtly either , because then * you're * the one that gets punished . Quick , downvote this man for his opinion ! The proof * of * the pudding * is in the eating * seriously , intolerant minority of redditors ? this is why we can't have nice things Also tries to trademark the postures themselves I thought that was sweet until I saw your username about fucking time . Gee thanks for reassuring us of this fear . how does this have 173 upvotes Wow that looks disgusting ! Still broken for me after the update Aka , my boyfriend Get into the habit of asking yourself if you need the bathroom between matches ? I can't believe I need to offer this advice Picture 2 : Condoms ? Heard of them ? They're the latest craze . Because everybody on the internet is white . I know two people personally in this picture ... Please link directly to photo instead of to a blog entry with ads , especially since this particular image is not original . It's been posted on other sites before it was posted on " Evil Hoop " . You do * what ? * unavoidalib ... - Fuck I can't spell it ... Is that 234.14 or 23,414 ? High off his ass * on what ? * Ten year piano player here . I can confirm this . Gee , I wonder how you could have used a topic you participated in as an example of something other than it is . ' ' For the love of god ' ' On / r / Athiesm Well , MAYBE ... just maybe , I posted this on 9gag , then shared it right here ? hmm ? Hmm ? funnily enough , Bimbo is also regarded as a racist term towards blacks in German speaking countries That's what I was thinking . How does one know if this is official ? Just carry a homemade flyer with you and paste it to any meter you park at . You : " But , officer ! What about this very formal looking notice absolving me of any fee obligations ? " Officer : " I don't want to talk about it oh sweet jesus It seems someone chose to jump the ship . No honor points for him . Seems like a lot of people have seen this on campus . You're gonna get some use out of checking whether someone is really out cold or just faking it ? Subconsciously , you may already be warning us of your true intentions : " everybody step back " How many posts are titled " > just have to wait and see what happens over the next 20 years I had just wandered over to XXChromosomes for some reason , and was reading a thread about girls dealing with their periods . I had to go back and check the context for this one ... Whenever I make latin rage with proper grammar , it stagnates but this get hundreds of upvotes Waitaminute ... " Roomies and I " ... you aren't the dog , are you ? First Dr Pepper takes over my South Park , now my CFB ... " Then don't get a dog . " Yeah I was just clarifying it for you . I'm very glad I'm in my apartment alone right now Worse audio than before .. I probably shouldn't find this as sexy as I do . * I live in Virginia , and a former boss who had traveled worldwide with NBC News said women would throw babies or children at you , then kids would pickpocket you while you were otherwise occupied . He counseled that you had to swat the kid down like Shaq and then beat the hell out of the kids to get them away from you . Welcome to Reddit , where you get downvoted for asking a serious question on an AMA . " I hadn't even heard of Samus until SSB . " ... Of course they do , are you under the impression that this is something " naughty " and / or " game breaking ? " 3 time seeing this on reddit Of course not , they say CH100 here in California . I mean , of course I wouldn't know anything about these types of forms ... Mi intenci ón fue únicamente poner los montos en perspectiva . La chacha nunca es güera ... Did anybody really think OP was being serious ... No , it didn't . You give POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY a bad name ... You should be ashamed of yourself . I think he made his mum cry at the end ! ( EDIT , because the user deleted the comment . S / he said : " If you're not sure whether you raped someone , you probably raped someone . Do you have any statistics to back that statement up ? Yeah way to be off base . You're comparing something as serious as rape ... To a video game . Where are the stones ! ? Before I saw it , someone described it to me as " Ultimately Uplifting . " I'm really glad that they got around to fixing up that art . I do something somewhat similar to that . I put things that I normally don't need next to things I will definitely look for and pick up . For example , if I need to bring a check to school , I will put it on top of my cellphone , so I see it when I pick up my cellphone . If I forget my cellphone .... You made me stare at nuts . Isn't Toronto Sun written at a grade 5 reading level ? Why are you reading that shit ? > " Then don't get a dog . " I read this on another message board one time and couldn't help but LOL and You're right about prioritizing the squishies over the tanks , which I do when they're in range . But this Blitz was telling me to dive past an alistar to shoot a brand achm ... either im blind , or I dont see the hose Well , I guess I do now . That's why I never said it was the best option . Why do you have Soulstealer ultimate while you're still laning ? When I was a naively trusting 16 - year-old [ read as : a normal person So much so that it contaminates the good porn What if the final answer is a negative number ? AGAIN NUMBER 1 ! Why are you asking a 17 year old . EG buys Korean ... Then talks shit when Korean beats foreigner Do you stop by the Creationism Museum on your way out ? Hmm , it seems that the owl has bitten of more than he can chew eh ? Strange thing though , I was listening to Nookie by Richard Cheese , and the owl was munching in time with the instruments in the song I only play 4v4 ' s for warmup before hitting 1v1 ladder and I can swear , every diamond player I get teamed up with is bronze / silver or not playing 1v1 at all that's just him shift clicking away a marine from his control group Not sure if smart or troll At first I was like , " that's prob his girlfriend and he's a troll " and then I was like " I moonlight at grammar police . " comming " What I wouldn't give to meet someone my age that listened to Pink Floyd . Or knew who they were . ಠ_ಠ people who talk in the theatre You named it yourself . No , the one you found just had a random number for no reason whatsoever ... Well , after you got the ceiling ripped off you'll need only a * * pair of legs * * to run upstairs ... ( Below this it's 2x as much . People are halving the amount they give as more go along ? what EXACTLY is the description at the bottom saying Whoa ... episode 79 did NOT have a lot of yelling ? My friends did this with hawaiian punch ... no it should be limited to what my opinion is , forget everyone elses I am vengeance . Bretons are half elf So Comcast can record a call but we can't ? oh .... So you're saying they have never jumped in front of you while you were mining ? you had me at Why not put spoiler in the title ? That's just ..... Why is there half a moustache behind your name Mexican kebob ? That is * not * the registry number of the uss xmas . " ' Arguing that " I never said it WASN'T a copy ' is christian logic . " My last name means " Son of Hans " . My father's name is Harald Republican gang signs ... be careful . ( Wait , they tipped one dollar ? ? The worst part is that there was an injury on this play so officials had several minutes to review it , just as they do with every scoring play . not wearing panties ... or stand outside and make a You're sick of esptebow.com and nfltebow.com aren't you ? I'm on ESPN right now and they spent 30 minutes on him That's even worse . Hell , I'd be OK with adopting Europe's million-billion system if it meant they'd stop writing things like 23,597 % to mean a little less than 24 % . i sense sarcasm , but this is reddit and we all hate EA here . Not sure what to think dat url Nobody in England says " Schooled " . Die in a fire I'm glad I live near there ... Good job linking us to the post and not the one comment out of 875 we're looking for . this cat is all like : so was that replay ... World Boxing Council ? Westborough ... muffet , not muff . Who's ever heard of a muff of tea . Last name Torres-Towers Did we just win 2 CONSECUTIVE challenges ? thread asks for racists , self admitted racist gets downvoted . What do you have against mentally challenged people pleasuring themselves ? I didn't steal anything My dog likes to watch Micheal Bay's Transformers This thread is full of gah when i added ya you still had one left He already took their tags ... does he really need to tea bag them ? lol yay Japan . Most of these are from the USA Tell me the mod's name and I'll have him nailed up beside you And what would this documentary be called ? I have a feeling I have seen it on Reddit before ... But I really want to see it NOW . You don't even have the textbook yet ? My friend and I went to a fast food burger joint , I was siting in the passenger seat . The people working were extremely obese . I started saying " fat fuckers " out loud , my friend gives me the Come visit the Gulf ... brought to you by the company that ruined it . Who said I was in the passing lane Third one down .... Racing simulator with arrow keys ... balls sodomy True there may be information there , but nothing worth muddying up your prime realestate in the bass range for . Cut them and save it for the Kick and Bass ( or Guitars if you're a " badass " metal band When I play BF3 this comes up a lot . Even worse , sometimes it doesn't even ask me , it just changes it . I don't like going there because I seem to go up a bra size every time I step foot in that store . I'm like one size away from only being able to buy stuff online . ( not from weight gain either , thanks Birth Control Uncle Crassius , you ARE part of House Hlaalu ... You look average but .... what is your right hand doing .... what little faith in humanity I have has now been lost . His username .... That's a serial COM port ( So let me get this straight . You don't like Obama , because you can't understand what his policies are ? It's middle-ages Scandinavia , fuck do you expect ? This is so easy to script . " You can bet Kevin Gilbride already knew what the 2 point conversion play would be " runs shotgun draw Severio Palagia mysteriously died and I got his inheritance ... all 100 septims . The first time I heard a guard say this , I was equipped with a curved sword . I thought to myself : " I walk by you everyday , how have you not noticed MY curved sword ? " Requires Flash Player This shit was still on the front page for me when you decided to repost it here . And higher pickpocket skill means more loot you can't offload This doesn't rhyme Seriously . My little cousin did this . First I was like O_O then I was like My parents used to own this clown puppet / statue , my dad would tell my brothers and I stories about how the clown killed his previous owners and that's why he had red all around his mouth . He told us it was the blood of the people he killed . He also said that they tried getting rid of the clown by throwing it away at a garbage dump but when they got home the clown was back in the house . He reinforced this by moving the clown around the house at night . Now I sound racist What , like a fraternity house ? You just walked around a house full of horny college dudes to tell them a story about my boner ? WHAT KIND OF FRATERNITY IS THIS ? ? Be brave ! The internet is with you , lucky girl . And tell your sister that I say to be nice with you ! What's that ? Nebraska travels well ? MOAR MONEY ! om nom nom #20 vs # 9 The chicken has a spell so when you attack it , it turns an entire town on your ass . Alright this circlejerk has gone just far enough thank you . I can't believe this crap is going to be on the front page . A friend of mine had one of these shirts . He wore it backwards though , which caused much definitely ? I can't imagine why she would let you down Pedobearsbloodycock ... This scene actually made me throw up as a child , imaging actual blood and sweat being mixed in that cake . This movie scared the fuck out of me ... You lied . Well , people here in Wisconsin seem to think they are I was taken to sushi places often as a little kid and loved the food , some thought it was weird that my parents would let me eat that . Apparently what you are SUPPOSE to do is bring the child fast food to eat while you are there . wtf Yeah , really don't do that . It was more than a little unnerving when my brother came into the living room from the kitchen where he'd been cleaning and asked me to google what happens when you mix bleach and ammonia . Our high school mascot is the indians . Every freaking team we play , this shit ... I think you just won the internets for today spoiler alert , you missed it A decent example I can think of is HIMYM . Not real aunts and uncles You should have Your girlfriend was bent over in that position in her underwear for you for a decent length of time and you didn't do anything else about it other than try get karma ? My face when ... I guess I should stop joining games and alt-tabbing to surf reddit Yoda talk that is not ... When do you turn it off ? That seagull is like 1500 on the old or new SAT ? It was never a group . Really ? Someone unleash the 4chan Fucking scrub guards . lol wtf is this - made me instantly think of THE WALKING DEAD tvshow . " New Zeland " ...... even more You assume too much I DID NOT KNOW YOU GOT RID OF DUBBERS ! ! ! ... I couldn't watch it ... I got scared ... she sounded like an alien ... aliens are fucking scary , man . I dont think that " 22 here , took the 2400 . This is an All world problem Why isn't this being upvoted to the heavens ? oooh yeeeaaah , ironically I wanted to get one of those nifty little contraptions after seeing the first episode of the new higurashi This face You know what you did . Anyone else immediately remember a semi-meme from the early 00s ? ' Every time you masturbate god kills a kitten ' ? You vastly over estimate their chances . 5th place is not out of the question Totally ! Thanks for the em .. We have to pay for a lot of things that are state run in Europe is that possible ... Ah , thanks . Accuracy might help if I'm trying to make a point . I'm pretty sure there's a switch in there that makes the glass opaque . It's supposed to be that new new thing in glass technology . That still doesn't cover the sounds of the bowel movement though My boyfriend says : " Goku " All it is so far is a collection of videos on how to kill Lydia . All I see is I remember when I thought reposting links from front page was cool ... That's a terrible shade of orange .... Sounds like he lacked not only situational awareness , but awareness all together . If he didn't care , then Not mutually exclusive Oooh . Sounds handy . Does it mold to different formats or does it have a few built-in ? It's definitely something we could look into , but first we have to get people to pay more attention to the words they are putting down on the paper . It's very annoying as the new guy noticing glaring contradictions from much more senior staff Has anyone cared to mention that this is a product of DISNEY ! ! Are you really expecting it to be remotely realistic / bad-ass ? When my aunt first saw Tremors ( awesome , mindless cult classic ) , she said she didn't really like it much because it " wasn't very realistic . " What's so Here and Now - Nickelback November 21st Nah , be an Android DEV it's free vs Apple where you have to pay to create the app > that it was harder to go the the NCG from the SEC than it would be from the BigXII . 5 months later ... 2 teams in the same division in the SEC in the NCG . Can we please stop using Who quantifies RAM in bits ? If he worked at a computer store wouldn't he use the much more recognizable ( to the average consumer ) bytes ? Unless they specifically did this to trick people into thinking they're getting a lot of memory Probably one of the most annoying things about this game More like It's a trial version marketed as an indie pack I originally had " I'd rather use IE than FX There are three posts with the title " 733 up votes for a repost How did I get 185 downvotes ? I read ' Nasus in briefs ' " Your generosity is affecting our ability to run a website " . I tried to tell my friends this and they replied , " No , because when it named itself , it wasn't called the brain , so the brain didn't name itself . " How to F can you drag a corpse INTO a building ? Opened a sandwich from Arby's once . Ate some of it . Never again . base . or maybe she's going to do the stabbing Hey . Could have been worse . Could have said cock-ring of fap . This is a horrible trick to play on dyslexics See what ? Good to know ! No idea why they kept doing that then Well , sadly WoW shoulders survived And they call themselves Muslims . Never once said it was worse than Skyrim . My point was that , for one reason or another , the interfaces in Elder Scrolls games have been pretty terrible . Having to mouse over potions , scrolls ( note : I'm talking about the * * physical item * * . As in , I want to buy / sell this scroll or move it from one inventory to another I knew a lot of programmers / technical people that twisted the meaning of this and used it as a way to * ensure * their jobs . I refuse to look at the rest after the first one You guys are amazing . B4 the match there were predictions of 0-4 win and all and I was like I don't know Yes ! I went to Kyoto a few weeks ago and was really disappointed . I saw so many pictures of an ocean of red leaves , and then when I went ... I read this as : " Mobile Evacuation Vans in China " , then I clicked the link ... When did I say I don't support the 2nd amendment right ? What is wrong with you . why did you come here and then refuse to take any advice ? I hated the cats speech impediment , it ruined the entire film for me . " Shawntehclaiwwwuh ! " > PS . I read about " It's still a body fluid " . So is spit and you practically drink that when kissing . Is the It would be more awesome , OP , if you didn't delete your comments while I was responding to them . They plague Concordia , UQAM , UdeM and basically all of downtown , as well . I read it as orgasm first and got all confused Occupy library ಠಠ Perhaps at first , I will be all So , doing drugs in the park and * not * bathing is * healthy * ! ? How is a 12 month planner BIFL ? That's how I feel too . My hand usually isn't SO far down ( as you can see by my left thumb ) , but it's the best shooting position for me . But hey , at least wags _01 is giving constructive criticism , not like narcedmonkey ( guy on the bottom of the page That's ancient aliens voodoo shit right there . This is really quite fucked . What in hell are paypal thinking ? I hope that reddit gets behind this . Probably the image . Too many people that use I like how their comment form has right aligned labels ... I was listening to one of the Muppets song when my friend comes in and just stares at the laptop with a weird look , she thought for a moment I had a fetish with muppets porn moms was tighter I think the so you * want * to show other men your penis ? I .... have nothing else to say , but I wanna continue glaring disapprovingly . Whatever you do , DO . NOT . TELL . YOUR . GIRLFRIEND . If you want to continue dating her , I'm all for telling the truth but some shit just needs to remain unsaid . If her mum brings it up , deny it ! she was drunk and probably doesn't remember all that well and if you deny it she will start doubting it herself . On a related note , my so said he would do my mum last night , I i find the most effective way when i have no idea is to just copy and paste every new symbol i see into a word document on my desktop . but as for what actually causes that ... no clue . but ... this is how the internet ends . As an avid snipers player , hemorrhage has destroyed all benefit of the voting system for me . Such a terrible snipers map and it basically always gets picked It's basically an ascii version of Que cuellos tan largos tienen las gallinas Or even worse ... triggering a swinging spike gate .. only to be stopped by Lydia when you're trying to back up .... I can see clearly now I'm working opening day at IKEA Not a single A / B example of a top-aligned label . Yay you used my pokemob skins ! And .. didn't .. credit ... ... thanks From a downtown-living non-hipster : This kind of pisses me off , because imgur kept rotating the picture when I uploaded it , and when I edited it to rotate it 90 ° counter-clockwise , imgur said it was saved but then it shows up sideways The woman who writes these books lives near me . She went to a local toy store and my friend talked to her , she said she was inspired by a dream she had where her dog started speaking Spanish to her . She doesn't speak Spanish . > For ~ ~ extra proof you know ... I'm too tired for the ignorance . I'll just leave you with this : no ... no ... Yes , 20 / Ireland , but , also , you , use , the , comma , too ; much I'm disappointed I'm the only comment to say that YOU SHOULD NOT SMOKE AND DRIVE ! ! ! ಠ_ಠ it's just as bad as Drunk Driving , it really is especially compounded by the distraction of the passengers when the driver is in an inebriated state . Again ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That'd be like saying buffalo wings have buffalo in them . deep dude I laugh every time someone spits out " faggot " as a deprecating epithet . The more they use it the more I laugh Players get fined for giving away balls ? Why ? Why would it be shaped like this ? What makes you think so ? It's perfectly round , that's something you learn as a kid - it's not some great conspiracy . You do realize you've just asked two different yes / no questions ? Did you just compare Adam Savage to scrappy doo ? What a crappy week ... Mordekaiser was nerfed to the ground , anyone who ever wanted to play caitlyn got her for free from that PC Gamer Magazine fiasco , Alistar was free from the stupid unchained alistar deal . 3 Champions that are practically useless , AND THERE ARE NO JUNGLERS why were you on reading page 7 for dildos ? Yes i can , easy , look ! ! .... wait a minute I know that the first time that I did it , I was assuming that I was . Totally realized it when I couldn't mine through an obsidian tower fast enough I'm not angry . 10 seconds on google .... wow everyone's seems to be in the cheery mood . Imported Canadian Club in a Maryland survival kit ? So you would forcefully take the property of others because you personally think that you would have been a better investment ? It certainly is a good collection ( since it is free ) , however , it is also very lacking . For example , just take a look under the 24 exercises ( under ' E ' ) and all you'll find is one of the 24 exercises When I lived in Kingston for a few years , the locals I knew would go on dating sites and local porn sites ( yes ... * local * porn ) looking for people they knew . They actually found their friends and former high school mates " Wonderful " * Dovahkiin use mean look Haha , yeah ... kids these days , they probably don't even know what DOS * is * ! In actuality for both : Hate ! Intolerance ! Prejudice ! I just came back here to say it's been over an hour since I read your comment and I am still running my tongue over the faint pain in my right front tooth . So , I did forward port 80 , didn't notice a difference . Then , tried what the router suggested (8 080 ) , and then gave 80 one last chance and it worked . On a mage . This would be hilarious if it wasn't so incredibly sad My sister's character married Vilkas . He spends his time tidying up around the house and baking pies for her ... So you're the one feeding the mold colony under the fridge ! Wants to give beta , but doesn't know any terminology . How do you type " It still took me a good 15 seconds to see the pipes in the islands Worked when I needed fluids and anti vomit medication . I Actually do still use it , 23 here . My favorite story about it though is that once I hit 8th grade I once almost failed a spelling test because the dumbass that was grading it could not read cursive really . Dude was listening to music , asked to used headphones and did so . must be a thug because not using headphones on public transit is so illegal or hood or something Whew , at first I read , " I have a mixed daughter and a good daughter ... " As someone who bought Minecraft a few weeks ago on android for fifty times that : Fuck This happened to me last night / this morning ! It is disgusting but that's harsh and over the top . Well , my first girlfriend at the time is exactly like that , poor hygiene , and even told me that she was taught not to wash there .. Hahahaha .... wait .. Upvoted for inspiring this question , but at first I was like He said as he yelled at me for being mildly annoyed by reposts . Calm yo tits hun . " You don't have a very exciting life if other people getting imaginary points is such a big issue . " I dont want to know the things you smell TIL i have a novelty account Totally understand that it's probably not always wise to use big headphones in offices , since you should be discrete and stuff , but hey - it has nothing to do with childs . Just caught the So does committing crimes I should have used italics and Life gave him lemons . The lemons broke him arm . P . O . D . Really ? ! Please , let this die . Our professor thought it'd be cool to change things up this year You're not the only one . I've also had a guy call me a cocktease for rejecting him . Pardon me for being nice and thinking I was making a new friend . why did you lol in the middle there Who let you out of your cage At first , I thought this was related to the threeway post , and I was all like I love how the fairies try to get out of the bottle when you catch them Haha that's both sad & funny . And , wait ..... how do YOU know ? When they landed here long ago . Is this honestly what Reddit has been reduced to ? Recycling jokes that were on TV fifteen years ago ? I am deeply disappointed . Looks like you are sucking him back in by his arm ... let the ghost be yes , because if you're an atheist you have to belong to / r / atheism . You have to be ignorant to base what an atheist is on one community . Being forced to not collaborate on projects . You mean my boyfriend ? Yeah , he has hair everywhere . * Everywhere * . Space Mountain L ( 40 hour work week and a full time student . Nope not busy at all over here . Thats pretty common with most 12 year olds . " Stop whoring this design , " says the person in a blatant whoring of this design . acepincter says " what ? " “ best quality European lager beer . ie Becks , Stella Artois , Peroni " Fortunately , we learned and it's not happening anymore . From r / motorcycles re : crowd-sourced reporting of hazards : * bringing ignment that you need to finish ! What are you doing on reddit ? This sounds suspiciously like actual science , Sir . The fucks a social contract no , I did the same thing . Every time I go in there and see 25 ' for $ 100 , I do this : Look at this girl trying to get link karma * and * comment karma on the same post . A TL ;D R for only one sentence ? That's nice Thanks ! My ex picked them out ( I do the same thing If I had a penny for every WTF post titled The background , my eyes ! ლ ( Dude you can't link your * your * email and expect us to see it People had already started waiting in line . This was at 6:30 PM . It doesn't open until 10AM . fix it ? I'unno . You could test the embryo / AI tech here first . So they have some 600 - year-lag penpals they could at least relate too . Yeah , cause the internet is going to disagree . If I did , I would buy a whole lot of Preparation H . Yeah , I Fus Ro Dah'ed Lydia when she was kneeling and she died Why am I getting an upvote if I don't have a trillion dollars ? Who needs doctors , lawyers , firefighters , nurses , police officers .... we have engineers You're born with Autism ... Diablo 2 reddit server Went to a BCT base that had female drills . By far worst than the female drills . Always felt like they had something to prove to the male privates ( Yeah , like when someone posts a rage comic that identifies them as female and they get a dozen comments about what an attention whore she is well i guess if a corporation is doing it it's okay ... Looks like you guys had a blast .. This is why I don't date ! It really does get annoying . Especially cause lately everyone seems really into incest as a half Japanese ... you aren't even making sense now . The story was nice but running faster than Spartans with a freakin ' gun turret is just ... need to watch out for them boner spies , always watching Way to editorialize in the headline . cannot unsee in my mind That's cute , but nothing makes / b / throw up , and you know it . Lightyears are a measure of distance , not time DVDs ... ancient ? someone had some serious problems with religious authority growing up You would pass out and start breathing again . My mom used to babysit a girl who did this . So apparently that exists Furthermore it is worth noting that the typical response to the prompt " Tastes sorta like pennies " was Hey , my first NYC winter , too ! So , how are you enjoying these 55 degree , snowless , overall sunny days ? What a winter we picked ... Does she know about your hygiene habits when it comes to underwear ? > shit . He didn't ask haha . I actually think he saw it on 4chan he's staring into my soul Source : Own work I'll stick with the doctor . I wouldn't want any machine malfunctioning mid test . oh , Elig knows ... look out the window Elig gee .... thanks ... You linked to another one of your posts which linked to another one of your posts ? Just thought this really does depend if it's going through the headphone jack or the 30pin so I retract my previous statement , and will stop arguing \ * ow * the pixels , and font , the colour .. Why do you know what that sounds like ? The author Googles his name on a weekly basis ... By the look of the signature it looks like it is Ddhawftpk . His number is apparently 69 though ' Teaching boys to value girls ' appears to be exactly what * caused * this attack in the first place . Dear Wisconsin : It looks like she's holding on to building 7 for support . I wonder how it was able to handle all that extra . . . South America ? ! oooooooooh , he's a good actor ... my first reaction was ok i'm off translating my java programs into c + + the dark knight not entertaining ? THIS IS ILLEGAL ! ? Wachovia did this shit to me two years ago . God fucking dammit . They put me - $ 220 in the hole because they charged me an overdraft fee that wiped out my entire account after my fourth purchase that over drafted my account by like four cents . WHAT THE FUCK IS OVERDRAFT PROTECTION FOR , ASSHOLES ? I kept thinking the picture had something to do with the joke ... This ! As a parent , It just kept going ... Yeah , they're all on my team . I expected more , I'm not amused And then Skip became Doc Ock .... so many hands He wasn't already in jail ? Poor language choice aside This isn't / r / GoneWild I had a doctor ask me if I was sexually active , I said no . Then she asked me if I wanted an AIDS test . Context would be nice ... Yea , looking back it probably was not the * wisest * decision , however with the purchase of any suit from IndoChino you get as many shirts as you want for half price ( $ 50 ) . Of course , like 2 weeks after I dropped a grand on their website they had a Black Friday sale I thought they were 10 Sure . That's not shopped . Just how old * WERE * you , Smolders ? glad i could help ... ? > and i'm sure " israel national news " is a very credible source for opinions on islam . > They're presenting facts , not an opinion on Islam . You learn reasoning in grade school ? Try living in New Zealand Dont you ever link to ebaumsworld.com again Hell . No . I wasn't about to spend $ 50 on something that looked like it was covered in hundred-year-old blood . I sure love your user flair , cus that totally doesn't mean something to Americans . > For the sake of ease ( no offense ) , I think I would probably go for Marseille No one gets the Calvin and Hobbes reference yet ? Comic sans Wow , I forgot how fucking annoying this was . Last time I went to the hospital , the check-in guy kept insisting that I take an HIV test . I , not wanting to waste resources , politely declined , but he just continued to be like " ARE YOU SUUUUUUUUURE ? " It was so irritating , like he thought I was a moron and didn't understand how people get HIV , but was also too unwilling to straight-up ask me if I was having sex . He eventually settled for " what , you've never even gotten a manicure ? " the site is flagged by web of trust Hey , thank for the reply . My pervy friend will be thrilled to hear this :) horses are not attractive in the slightest . [ ] ( / raritywhy " WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US ? " ) That is not Pinkie That is not a banana .... " Should of " Sometimes I navigate away from reddit ( or close my browser ) and am too lazy to go through all the pages again that I just random a reddit and go from there I'm not happy that r / gaming is up there , but that's not made into a fucking controversy . ha ha ha ... THAT GIANT FOREHEAD " Please note : comment moderation is enabled and may delay your comment . There is no need to resubmit your comment . " It makes me hungry for some reason . She isn't wearing her seatbelt properly . Is beater They're SUPPOSED to be tampons I can't even see the difference between the champion icons on the minimap Right . It has nothing to do with hundreds and hundreds of years of sexual repression of women in order to more effectively treat them as property . It's all just biology . No one saw that coming Your username is childwhore > Men don't have any consequences for sleeping with as many people as possible , and can conceive every time they mate , while women have to be selective and get try to get as many subjects to choose from , because they have to bear the child which spreads their genes . This is why men have 20x higher testosterone than women , and why men can't help but be attracted and willing to sleep with many , many women Got to experience that shit first hand as well . Took our first rocket not more than maybe an hour in country . We're all still trying to figure out which barracks we're in , and where we're sleeping , as it's about 0200 , when that fucking siren goes off and a round hits right across the road from the building we were in , not more than 15 meters away . God I miss that place ... You woke up my roommate Or , you know , Quicksilver Ingots Am I the only one aware that Hollywood already made a movie about this ? Oscar nominated ? Lol . Your username I swear , if i get ONE more reference to my username today ... I used to live on 23rd and Wisconsin , almost right across the street from The Rave . Now I live in Michigan ... There is * nothing * wrong with the Backstreet Boys . [ ] ( / rarityannoyed " WELL IF SOMEBODY HADN'T DESTROYED NAZARA , WE WOULD BE BACK BY NOW . WHOSE FAULT IS THAT ಠ Tenzo-R wheels on a Bugatti ? evil twin ... it had to be from the UK didn't it . Wait , you're working hard for upvotes ? I think you may want to reevaluate your priorities in life Checks username ..... Suzuki Samurai . Watch your language Be careful , you'll call / r / shitredditsays It's a character flipping over a table due to rage . No viral connection . He's the angry equivalent of Shark Vagina What site ? she said there is a higher class of serious people looking for love . But if you just want a blow job in the back seat of a car , stick with POF . My buddy hooked up with more them a dozen girls on that site Do tell . I know . You were replying to me when you posted it with " How is this not an onion article ? ? Her name is fucking " Spike Dolomite Ward " ... DOLOMITE ? Over 30 is not middle aged Guys . Did you * read * the rest of the list ? I sure hope you don't treat all new WoW players like that . Imagine how many people would be turned off ! You wrote photoreceptor , I read philosoraptor I assume the article means top 10 unique abilities in LoL , not gaming as a whole . Fuck yeah dude ! This thing was incredible ! That 6 piece sounds like a good idea . But his ex-girlfriend bought him a 50 count humi and like 15 sticks for Christmas They would probably flee back to their homeplanet after they discover humanity's ultimate weapon : An arrow to the knee Wait ... What ? I thought we can only reproduce anally ? Chinatown van ? Calendars ... ? in this case , just above the heart ... This food stamp system seems like a good idea , maybe I should suggest we introduce it in my country as well I heard you have to be born in Kenya Imagining the sound a plastic straw makes scraping against the opening of a can . The guy at EB tried to sell me the extended disc warranty for my PC-version of Skyrim No , I don't believe reindeer and humans can be related ... though I'm pretty sure there are times when they make sweet twisted love . ಠ_ಠ I'm done for today That video serves absolutely no other relevancy to the original video other than the word ' tramapoline ' > They have taxpayers ? ..... Maybe cause she's a crazy assed whore , deserving no sympathy at all . Hope she dies giving birth . Not just no but hell no . he ... But we're not because ENT was good . I'll leave this here just in case yಠu get an answer . " If it there wheren't facebook " ... I literally just Sus dem ás columnas tambi én dan 404 Cellphone changes every time Ese tal pel ícano2000 se contest ó sólo por tres páginas There is nothing reddit exclusive about that face ... My partner is even more opposed to having kids than I am and yet he is unwilling to have a vasectomy . Evan Almighty . Surely hatred of the Jews disappeared after WW2 . Diablo 3 beta I was driving to ON TASSAJARA when this happened . " Reading . Material while I smoke a cigarette . " > Have you ever taken a history class ? That ... that's one of my favorites . Upvote for every yeah , its hard being a packers fan huh ? All you did was use the first related video I'd rather not have kids . I can't tell you how hard it is to still laugh at every meat joke my family cracks on me . I always give them the Dumb and Dumber : " Harry , we're in a hole . We just have to dig ourselves out . " Released in 2002 . Celebrating Christmas is equal to practicing the Dark Arts ? Warlocks taking spirit robes I see your point , but don't include education . The US spends more on education than any other country in the world > the cog and lockring were superglued on Hey man , I have a leg tattoo hi im the other redditor and im stalking OP .... Yeah , I was making You plagiarized blatant plagiarism ... Could someone please elaborate on what the hell I just witnessed ? it work over a vpn in china . but it is 240 Student who is currently almost failing organic chemistry here : What is your secret ? I don't disapprove , but You made my heart skip , damn you ! I open the thing and find its nothing at all ! Yea . I got - 24 yesterday on / r / doctorwho because I learned that Russel T . Davies was gay . Apparently if I don't state whether I am for or against it , everyone judges me as against . Learning is not permitted on reddit ! Computer Science / Computer Engineering majors who can't diagnose their own machine to remove malware This upsets me . I own it , and didn't catch it till you went their hands are also always sticky ... always Im DJing on the radio from my laptop and I almost just played " Pornchestra " too 2,000 people . I love seeing Mwanga and McInerney working together up top but I give them a big Baseball is awesome . Why I just ctr + f'd " boobs " and nothing turned up ... So , do you feel better now that you caught a HYPOCRITE ! ! ! lolOMG 1 ! ! ! on camera ? Using hate speech to insult a group known for hate speech ? dude ... When the day comes that you can download all the songs on a lossless format along with the album art and lyrics in something better than a PDF for less money than buying a used CD from Amazon , * then * you can ask that question . * * FUCK YOU TATER . Atheism isn't new . UNTIL HE'S IN A SEX SCENE WITH JYNX .... ^ ... I'll ^ " wow this guy has a lot of neighbors Wuut ? This isn't the Krob patch notes , and Bane isn't out yet ... And then I read your username ... you forgot bacon As someone who had a 5th grade reading level in Kindergarten ... In the game it was kinda unique at first , but as many of the guards ( including female ones ) keep repeating the knee line , it gets annoying and people start making fun out of it . Until it somehow became a meme . What the flying fuck are you trying to say ? And it uses comic sans ... I have a Logitech G15 and my G3 Macro is : no books on the shelf .... > She is very lucky those were nice people ... I wonder where he keeps the bombs stashed I'm not super please with this comment : " Or maybe we need to keep the term ‘ junk DNA ’ around as a reminder of how much damage atheism has done to the study of biology and the practice of science " . snaggin the comment here , my dad's brother used to work at a KFC way back in the day and him and his coworkers would put cigarette butts in the batter I think the goal of colored censorship is to discern between who is who , not to hide everyone behind your favorite color . It's Friday 4th highest post on Reddit . " Your name is Tobi " Don't remember their names but there were two . One was a autobiography of a border patrol officer and reading the first chapter made me go D .. did he really ? I sleep exactly the same way . It scares me even more that they all taste exactly the same as one another . Don't even think about it . ohgod this . So many people have just no personality , nothing that makes them unique , ' clubbing with ma grrrls ' is not a hobby or a passion . You don't think we have disney in sweden ? I use to watch Youtube , until arrows to the knees happend . I read " I Used to be an adventurer like you once ... " Then I read Arrow right in my heart " .... that's all I needed to read to understand how passionate this response was How did you make reddit look like that ? This isn't 1 Man 1 Jar , thankfully Oh my GOD , has he been living on the MOON ? How is it possible that any human being could be unaware of this amazing pop can balancing act ? Unless I'm missing another Reddit inside joke , Obama's not Republican . No . Skooma is * made * from moon sugar . I think the feeding rats chocolate Just imagine how terribly wrong that could go You fucked * who ? * I think this every once in a while ... Though I have just recently found out some people like being in this community more than they like the show Pfffft . Mines disappear , but C4 persists . GG Dice . Dildo in utero .... Could be ... Interesting .... That is unless he really wanted the new Lady Gaga album My stepdad is like this . Apparently sunlight and / or lamplight is not enough for him to see - he MUST have glaring overhead lights that he will leave on when he leaves . It's pretty annoying , I like squad mates to spawn off and utilising squad perks . Played a game of TDM last night and I got 3rd in our team and an Ace Squad ribbon ( 12v12 ) . I was the only person in the game in a squad I am still not over it . I did not look at the context of this comment and I can't remember where I said something to you and I did not look at the parent . But Wow ! I didn't even notice sexism . I was forced to read that book , which may explain why my reaction was more along the lines of , " It's not so much gaslighting as " if I can't understand it it's wrong " True fact : I'll buy you half a beer if you actually show up this time I know how to make a martini correctly , but did you reply to the wrong comment ? I was replying to a comment that said that jack and ginger and rum and coke are girly drinks . ( More girly than martini ? It creeps me out how much time he spends in Brelyna Maryon's room . One time I found him sleeping in her bed So head shots should be legal ? Ok I came here to mention giving birth ... but You accidentally the incest . I always hated it when the customer's total came to a round number like $ 25 even . Then they're like , " Oh wow that never happens ! " ... I've already seen it three times today AND DON'T FORGET YOUR HOLISTIC CHEROKEE HAIR TAMPONS . so is my equipment . I give them speak english like an american ? From some in the US that owns a Camaro SS with a six-speed ... fuck off ! Excuse me for asking this rude irrelevant question , but ants in your room ? Britta , you put one * wash away * blue streak in your hair ... Those shades of black . They do not match . This novelty just went too far Yea .. Sometimes Snoop Dogg would randomly appear in scenes too .. just like he randomly appears in some movies Dude , I thought credit cards were free money ? I actually just took an online course required to graduate , and one of the questions was " if you need groceries , but you're somewhat low on funds , what should you do ? " And the " correct " answer was : " go to the bank and get a credit card specifically for groceries " You won't , the job application was for a dev There was one giraffe in particular that always got me > I take it you bought the CE The problem is that we have to do it every single time . Yeah , because the only thing preventing Zambians and Ugandans from getting indoor plumbing is their own stubbornness . This makes me feel so much better about myself . That looks like a compilation of a normal round for me . ^ Yes , give in to your anger . Down vote me with all your hate . Then your journey to the dark side will be complete . My ex's aunt used the first team disc I bought as a door stop I'm sorry but I'm reporting you to immigration services for you use of the word hella ... 54.82 % on the " Sith " side ... Apparently . I submitted it a couple other times with different titles . Then I remembered how to actually get anybody to look at it ... First thing I thought after reading this : " Heh , but bounty hunters only exist in Star Wars " . A second later " ... wait a minute But your username is about UofM ... Congress has already exempted itself from Federal labor laws . > On top of that , I had half the office lose network connectivity because someone in a executive board meeting ( most important one of the year ) plugged a CAT cable into an ethernet jack ... the other end was plugged into another ethernet jack ... The 8 - bit look of it just blows my mind with the tree .. And I'm pretty sure it doesn't take into account all the fucking times my game has locked in the middle of a round i only came here because I thought the title read " WE FOUND GROUDON " Why does everybody capitalize nutella ? Look at the label I'm a male Khajiit and I can't even marry my own kind but it seems every man in skyrim is interested in me That also staggers most foes . I remember the black guy with the red hair from some story / video on youtube where he took a guy on a date ... Thank you . I thought reddit might appreciate this but I forgot how many " I'm only trying to be nice and support the company that made some of my favourite games Why isn't this marked NSFW ? 13 year old you ... was giving an 18 year old a blowjob .... What happened to my generation ? An FFA with only two players , huh ? As a fellow longboarder ; I'm gonna call BS aww , how cute , an American christian who feels persecuted ... No , just no . Actually ..... the * midi file * has rhythm in the song of storms wrong . I know right where this picture was taken . One day me and a friend of mine were having a swim down by the river near my house . As i was swimming i found this piece of valuable metal near the bank of the water . as we were sitting there after a long day of swimming , my friend wanted me to give it to him as a present . Redditor for 10 minutes He's getting down voted for a pretentious schoolteacher belief . We don't simply deal with rational values all the time . And down the thread you tried explaining yourself which you should've done earlier instead of bitching about your precious karma points which can be traded for gold obviously ... One time I looked through the new posts on circlejerk , and it figgots had posted Unfortunately , I've spent a lot there that I can never get back . O dead week .. used condoms * EVERYWHERE * its basically like this < Wasn't trying to sound rude or anything man . I just don't see really guys getting shit on for karma-whoring if they post a picture on themselves , while girls immediately get called out . Although i am starting to think that the rest of reddit is just using us for our generosity of upvotes ... When did you smell my penis ? I've had this happen . I'll try to tell her what I like and she'll fucking ignore me and keep doing what she had been . Eventually I get bored and lose my boner and then she's all offended or something ... First time seeing , the corpse scared me in Thousand Needles Oh god , this stopped me from wanting to complete Arkham City . The environment ? Rule 1 It's always been a religious belief for some to be phobic of anything different from themselves . Didn't you know Jesus was white and had blue eyes ? Even two thousand years ago , in the desert , he was white with blue eyes . I laughed at my boyfriend a couple weeks ago because he had orange stuck in his beard , he looked at me totally straight faced and said , " that's pussy potpourri for later " I found my mom's debit card . I bought a bunch of Yu-Gi-Oh ! cards and gay cartoon porn with it . I was 13 . LOL HOW U DO DAT , I MEAN I call troll . Rainbow Dash is _nobody ' s_ least favorite pony . No it's not exactly the same it's almost the same but better than the original I tried to warn you ! Why didn't you listen ? ! Seriously ? syringes ? Hot babes who are only looking to get married ASAP and not supposed to have sex before then ? And no , you don't get an upvote from me . You get How could something with such a terrible font get so many upvotes ? and I paid for the first three I actually kind of liked it ... Yeah , don't you watch CSI ? I did not even realize that half of those foods weren't in stores anymore . Look , I'm not american but I'm rather puzzled as to why no redditors are all over this story . No comments at all .. I know right ? I found this subreddit by checking my submission history one day and saw that I had posted something here . I don't even remember getting on Reddit that night Katanagatari is not by SHAFT . Cry . I was totally expecting my elementary school graduation picture . Takes me back to when I had a Gameboy . Constantly had to blow into the cartridges to get them working . Something didnt seem right about that scene Can't tell if you are trolling or just new here . Baby here who finishes Tuesday , and down for a party Molson Canadian ? They are still very hairy Why can't I buy it ? But why is it pink ? This game has a several page game guide Sorry to annoy u I laughed so hard at the sixth panel I couldn't breath ... I'd also like to add that sometimes servers prefer to blame the kitchen for THEIR fuck-ups . " Yeah the intro is boring but wait till it gets to the good part bro you'll love it . " yay ! Waterboarding thats like wakeboarding isn't it - I don't even know how to respond to this . Almost every group I've entered had some player with X's around his nickname Until you discover that the fellow is using a Machina , in which case he'll probably meatshot you to death . I hate that goddamn gun so much You must give a lot of these then THAT'S NOT ME ............... I THANK THEE BRAVE BOOBIES_ARE_AWESOME . Was going to correct them one the semantics of weightlifting vs . weighttraining , but then I read the sidebar here . YES GOD I LOVE THIS FACE Oh god ... Well that's no reason to not brush your teeth Quite . A % increase of less than infinity implies that you HAVE been pooped on before having a kid . Haha hey man , you'll get there eventually . Also , as far as that weird part goes , I am completely weird myself , but the trick is not to showcase it until the other person is a tiny bit comfortable with you . Then it's make it or break it time And on the flip side , the 18 year old was accepting a blowjob from 13 year old you ? That really amazes you ? That movie ... dreamed playing battlefield live . gotta say was hella fun , but than i died ... " ... aliens , like C - 3PO " She didn't draw a 3rd gen pok émon though You must be , like , new to Youtube . Parce que vivre dans une quartier plein de vieux francophones sans éducation , c'est carr ément intol érable . Nice try , neighbors . I read it as What's your Wife named . or younger then 10 ... I'm guessing you've been a non-human before ? I can understand the lyrics and it's fucking creepy . You're posting on Reddit between a blowjob and sex ? It's all like " Why didn't you rotated it ? No need to get violent . Good luck on the date . And again , I am disappoint with your disappoint of my shop Simultaneously ? Mine is Taking pictures ? Is there no privacy ? ! Creep ! It * sucks . * Dude , you're not hitting that ? No , we want to mock one person , not suggest all the women of anentire ethnicity is ugly Fuck you , motherfucker ! Don't even joke about that ! Hey ! add a NSFW tag I understand that abstinence only sex ed teachers you absolutely nothing , as I went through it myself , but ... there are instructions in condom packages and on the Internet . It absolutely baffles me as to how anyone can't figure things out when they have access to the Internet . He had it coming . He knows what he did . He was under the influence of drugs for 7 years ? you eat your grandpa ? What actually is going on in this picture ? At 3:39 did you call it domination ? I have the same feeling , and I think for that reason ( the low expectations ) I'm going to end up liking it ... Yeah , I mean Twilight changed how we view vampires and werewolfs albeit for the worse . Maybe this one will do the same with SM ... Does that girl action figure thingy in the red suit have a Captain Falcon head ? .. the beaver one ... Why don't you take a seat right over there . I am not watching that fucking video I don't think they will be breeding that dog . You don't need to kill it to prevent it from passing on its genes Yeah , he can help you become one of the top 200 players on the continent , but it's too bad he can't get you to the top 10 . You figure the mods could handle this but instead the head developer has to get involved ... We had a sub in science last week and our class was being loud and not doing the assigned worksheet . The sub brings in the science teacher from the next room over to have her yell at us . The sub points out that my friend was giving her a dirty look ( basically jeb just shut up and take it like a man ! Give that squirrel ear phone squirrels love ear phones . I just looked up " babies should ... " I would . but only if it came on a V neck It was all good til ... Justin Bieber I get half off at the papa johns on university and 6 > Clearly I have added to the conversation as people are conversing about my post . You stay the hell away from my boyfriend . Followed right after by Justin Bieber and eye candy too I guess . and masturbation . me too Software ? I don't think that's entirely true My friend and I just spent $ 700-800 total for a computer than can run it at well over 100 FPS on ultra . Looks kinda like the eyes of disapproval . Cleverbot just asked if I wanted to cyber then told me I had tourettes . Here's my look of disapproval for kesha fans who haven't listened to dylan : My bf thought it was really funny ( ie the expressions I make when doing my make up or taking it off ) and wanted to upload it to Reddit wait ... You found a note ( made of paper ) on bodies that had been completely incinerated . It's just like how a magic staff can fit in a metal strongbox . Recoil pad . it would be a treacherous event if those books accidentally caught on fire Recommended for sleeplessness It still irritates me because the books got all successful , they started being released in America first . The paperback UK edition isn't out until April . Tel-Aviv is not the capital But you know that she knew what " beat those boys off " meant ? Shit ... I need to change my life . Your shorts are also a little on . That is not what Llama poop looks like I read masturbating .. You people are saying " welfare state " like it's a bad thing ... My sons name is Abort Fake . Your comment has no likes or wait was that the other way around ? I remember our Computer teacher was always a bit of a perv . Well one day the police showed up and arrested him for having over 3000 images of underage girls on his computer . He then tried to kill himself and is now in a mental hospital . That story always gets a laugh at parties ! American Beauty , saw it with my mom NATHAN FILLION IS CANADIAN ? ? ? You really need to STFU with these , brah > > ----> You for got your What is really mind boggling is that Reddit isn't blocked in China If these walls could talk RUDOLPH ! Nobody really says that . Ever . That doesn't stop them from showing up in my Starcraft games Title fail . I just hate how people say " F2P newbs are newbs because they didn't pay for it . " Hey if you're good your good if you're bad you're bad it doesn't matter if you payed for it . wow I love my Patriots D ! It makes for interesting games . dont know if sarcastic or vain ... Now we know why they stay inside and drink all day My mom managed to find a box of crayons that were the exact same size and shape as the SNES game boxes at the time and let me choose knowing the SNES game was on the other side of tree . The phrase " bieber " is 41.13 % pr0n ! 2 streams on top of each other ... yes ... just mix blood ... ... and then pray for improvements " Sometimes , when I try to stab someone , my guy just slashes an enemy and stays standing with the knife drawn . Pressing F again or left mouse button does nothing . How many times it got me killed ! What to do ? Jump off hilltop towards forest in caspian take 25 % damage . Jump of a small rock 75 % damage or stub your toe on a rock ... Sorry " Bad Luck " Sprinting around corners Same as in the brazilian portuguese version , entitled " O caso dos dez negrinhos " until recently ... The word has no derogatory significance here , and yet they changed it people still use vista ? You just doxed yourself ... So basically it's a big religious circkejerk club ? This . I gave a guy a cheap but decent smoke at a party , he smoked it for maybe five minutes , then stubbed it out , went for a cigarette , then offered me his weed pipe ..... how does one make this face Yeah .. that's a deal breaker for me . Saw an ad for a Gixxer 1000 that said : " Everything works perfectly , but there is a slight knocking noise from one of the cylinders " New York City has trees ? Oh haha its okay guys , he means to indoctrinate them ....... right ? " little kids " is 28.84 % porn Deliverance with my dad . Reminds me of the manga Dragon Head Oh same . My little sister ( 16 ) had seen it recently as well , so I'm sitting next to my mom and the masturbation scene comes on , and she's all " I can't believe I let your sister watch this , " and I'm thinking " > I live in New York , and one thing every person should know is to stay away from any man / woman carrying a briefcase in one hand and a magazine in the other , as they might be a Jehovah's Witness UPVTOKES FOR ALL ! Especially not the women ... Why is coke using this as a commercial ? Just why Welcome to the club , sorry no membership card , only mental scars ... Don't be difficult . and imagine if anyone over heard the kids saying something about their dad dating their aunt Any dude ? > and imagine if anyone over heard the kids saying something about their dad * * screwing * * their aunt Thanks for the comfort , GargamelCuntSnarf ... Cause of the mirror matchup ... ¿ Una monarqu ía ? You didn't high-five him ... I'm was forced to keep my hair short because my mom hates long hair , to hide behind religion rather than just saying how much she " personally " dislikes my hair , she would always say ... " well do you think long hair is godly ? Jesus only had long hair because he was a hippie back then . " One : I am an Atheist , 2 : Christians ... just Fucking Christians ... Eighth Grade ... I know ... ( why i was like Classic mode . That's a very thin penis . . . Thanks everyone ! Just in the doctor appointment bookings right now and reviewing the financials since were both on 22 and 21 , and dealing with old school polish in-laws I wonder if Deborah would have ever come this conclusion on her own without the psychiatrist's " help " Is this the story of how your sister drowned ? Wait ... I ... know ... you ... the peanut butter is vacuum packed I was excited and then I saw the word " unofficial " and the price tag Many of these are neither tits or kittens . Oh sure , it starts out innocently enough but then you're hauling kids and stuff down there I want to know how you got your wife to sleep in your bed . I married Aela and she sleeps on the bedroll on the floor in the random empty room in the basement . Redditor for 26 days , - 2500 Karma . Thanks man . We actually broke up 3 weeks after I made this . Turns out she " had things going on with her ex " , but really , she was a lesbian . First off , Gizmodo ... Incredible ! level 3 .... I worked a fixed shift at an electronics store . We were commission based . I had one coworker who was a real douche . He would do things like grab your customer when you went in the back to get product and ring them up ' for you ' . Except that meant that he would steal your sale . Everyone hated him , but since he had very high sales ( Our dean ( male ) determined the length of girls ' skirts just by staring at their asses at lunch ... I've been studying thermodynamics since 9:30 am with 2.5 total hours worth of breaks . I believe 10 hours of studying in one day warrants a 15 minute break English - Repost of comment about Repost of Picture of text His AMA states gen ed papers score him about $ 10-15 a page . Yea I get this look at work when making Reddit jokes I liked this , until i saw what rage maker you used . Yeah I basically stopped doing the reading for one class when I got a 4.0 on the midterm ... didn't get a 4.0 on the next midterm The game is actually rigged ... three tries and i keep dying at the exact same spot This looks much more unlikely to break He never changed the date from the first rough draft he had to turn in . Remedial english class gets over a month to turn in an assignment ... I know a guy who trapped a midget under one of those large garbage cans at Home Depot years ago . This same guy is now a police officer . You are obviously not in my class . Wait , you are not new ! Luke was Red 5 . I want to ride down a stream on a duck . you're totally right no one looks good from behind ..... refresh . Most of them notified me through Facebook and the like about an hour to 30 minutes before the party was going to start . One did just text me and say he couldn't go , but only 45 min after it " started . " Shouldn't you be walking 2 up / 1 side or 2 side / 1 up rather than 3/1 ? Thought it was a dead rat . Allergy ? I'm an air traffic controller in real life and for some reason I suck at this game ! " I just feel that people should be allowed to freedom of choice without having to feel any hatred towards them for their choices . " Your not a skier are you ? .... He smiles like this : DAE find him extremely easy to beat ? We weren't aloud to touch snow 21 jump street ... > Cold = low temperatures . I know him , he's still in high school . At my college they'll only give you $ 100 off for a $ 2000 macbook for book buy back ... How dare you remind me of that ? I had just gotten it out of my head . This is always funny to me because fat women don't really have curves . Where there * should * be curves , the normally concave shape at the waistline is filled in with fat , so their torsos just kinda look like sausages . * Reads through comment history * What's an _ice bear _ ? MY EYES ! Ok then . Its not as depressing as living in the same state that produced some of the worlds best politicians ... Bush and Perry . Same for Iowa , where the age of consent is 16 . This comment was fully expected and not surprised at all ... Meanwhile at Boise State ; They fucked up those " danish pancakes " . They fucked them up good . They are supposed to be round not flat Them rolls . Shit just got real ... My daughter was one of those kids ...... You procreated ? I accidentally sat in a puddle of spilled semen .... Really ? Wow , carry on . I'm a dude ... Me reading your reply : ʘ_ʘ → You are never safe Sort of like , " The book for this class is out of print . But it's really good . So find it on Amazon or something . " And then you think , " Out of print , obscure book . Maybe it'll be realllllly cheap . " And then ... As long as you have wards I used to ride down 5th to the Caltrain Station , seen as many as 3 unicyclists in a morning . And fucking COUNTLESS scooters Not really NSFW , Or just I always liked being able to say " google me " since I've won a few Quake tournaments and am fairly well respected in a few FPS communities . Then google made it so if you search for " kovaak " it auto-corrects it to " kovak " . when i was a freshman in high school , this one really fat annoying girl told me she was prego and wanted me to come to her house and hit her in the stomach with a baseball bat to kill the baby . There is this guy I know who posts daily vlogs of himself AND has a " Main channel " what a doucheba - Oh wait that's me " It " being the " 2 weeks ago " post and do you even click your own links ? There's no repost in r / gaming . No repost in that was 2 weeks ago . Show me your evidence and how did you dug it up . Downvote wagon damn trigger happy today . And I purposely dug up the old link to repost . What the hell , guys ? When I was little , I used to cut a lot of worms in half . I thought tthat doing so created TWO worms . I would cut a worm in half because I thought I was giving it a friend . " Warning : This is Live Ammunition . This is not a toy . " Gee , how could anyone be confused as to whether or not ammunition for * * killing zombies * * is a toy ? Congrats ! I'm finishing up my first year ( after 10 years away ) this week . Oddly , everyone thinks I'm 20 . Basically this . Along with swiss-cheese O-line play , uncharacteristically bad tackling ( 180 yds after the catch ! ) , and receivers that somehow seem to lose the ball despite it being right on their route ( I'm looking at you Ginn Chru dat . Look in your original post . or the receivers that didnt even realize that the ball had been thrown to them . BRAYLON Wow , great question ! You are the first person to ever ask this DEM NIPS Cute . I like how UPSA warns for multiple orgasm , which apperantly is bad Downvoted for even * suggesting * someone clog up our political WHARRGARBL with facts ! My parents both teach at universities that have longer breaks than I do ... By a week on both ends " Does any of the crew want this ? Nah , I'll just throw it away . " Did you get me tattooed on your ass ? * Hey ! * We don't take kindly to your * ' logic ' * ' round here ... My beard is actually pretty far away from my neck right now . That's like saying suicide bombers aren't trained in Pakistan because you've never seen Pakistani-financed mujhadeen while visiting it . hmm , ordered the Mondo crash pad and after I ordered / paid for it the item was taken out of their listings " That girl looks like she masturbates a lot . " Question : Who invests this much into a house and skimps out on the chairs " recorded directly from a PS3 " entire trailer is prerendered . Could be worse . Up until last year , my * University * only offered Internet Explorer 6 . Though , luckily it also had Firefox 2.0 installed . read the sign ... look at the sun to the left ... Yes , my results disagree with your theorycrafting , therefore I must be such a massive scrub that I forgot about stim . That's totally the most reasonable response . No to be rude or anything but ... a sidecut ? ok , can someone please tell me how to make the What the fuck No . $ 199 for a phone with 16gb of memory . Non-violent protester should theoretically not have any chance of being pepper sprayed why ? Scalabrine is a baws and loved by every NBA fan and player . Holy shit you're right , sorry man ive been on cold medicine earlier and just knee jerked replied when I saw your question on my wall . I didn't even see it was in the mint sub reddit I was selling stuff online and i had this guy respond saying he was interested . He wanted to transfer money to me via Paypal and ended up emailing me a fake Paypal email saying that that have received the money and are holding it for now and will be released to my account once i send cash via Western Union to the delivery agent ..... as the buyer was busy sailing the seas on the Bermuda island Everyone has their breaking point . For Reddit , it's spiders . For you it's Due to my own political bias , I was actually quite happy to say that there was only one Jewish Republican . They said they would never do a caster tourney . Apparently this isn't the same thing . Come in here to be helpful and even look up a coupon and we both get downvoted Where are his fucking eyes I just opened this picture for the second time . / r / Spacedicks ... nuff ' said My eye's are kinda bad , but did the OP edit the screenshot to say " 2011 " instead of " 2003 " ? RIP our striker classes , man . Would you want to show up at your kid's doorstep while they might be jerkin ' it or getting it on ? Same reason you knock except this way you still get to finish and clean up ... unless 27 seconds is not enough time for you 85 comments in and no lightsaber or sonic screwdriver ? I would hope it wasn't hard . Except for when you're fighting dragons in or near a town and Lydia keeps on casting fireballs like a madman , killing all the townspeople . 6:15 long game He accidentally the foreplay ? " Fear not ! I'm * coming * " Okay , who reported this comment ? I just read that whole , freaking thing claims he is not a photographer .... takes photos and posts to reddit ... Holy shit . Dude * * * free games from Bethesda for life ? ! * * * That's got to be the oat awesome prize ever although it's not worth naming your kid Dovakiin A ’ shayana Deane is batshit crazy , but no moreso than most of Camelot's " whistleblowers . " I mean at least she doesn't have dolphin DNA or the ability to kick a thousand times a second . I still wanna know what was on that damn secret hard drive . As an engineer , the first thing I did is look at the numbers , and wonder what was wrong . Then : SIRIUS fucking really ..... You wussed out . On iOS , I put a shortcut ( settings > keyboard > shortcuts ) for it , so when I type " lookofdisapproval " it autocorrects to " Do u like " Yeah , or you know , they have completely legit ping filters .... Nice try , Kapil Sibal . Hey , I'm the Kyoto gaijin around these parts , hawss akimbo fmgs Why are there birds chirping in this Hah , the funny thing is I saw it and thought it was weird but assumed it was the norm ... so I used it , despite getting a douchey vibe , in order to avoid downvotes This is exactly the same link as was posted 14 hours ago ... I am from Poland where everyone is on " Wykop " I'm eating funny ? Lets play typical Palestinian-Israeli argument .. from a very Palestinian bias perspective .. He only ever eats their torsos . Comic Sans please do not describe me as ' lovely ' Reminds me of when my fob friends would continually talk about purchasing a ' dragon ' and upgrading their ' dragon ' . I had to correct them and tell them there's no R and it's ' dagon ' . To which one of them turned to me and said , ' that doesn't make sense ' . and the tusk ... It started off so promising the one acolyte finding the ruined fallout shelter .. but then it just went downhill from there on . How does he know ... So shitty . I was supposed to go there for lunch last week , and we got there too late . I figured , " Eh , I can try next week " No . Not at all . Not even once . Where's your ambition ! Individual stocks ... Are we really considering genocide here ? You are talking about wiping out an entire country Agree with everything you're saying Dean , but I want to mention that screenshotting when you've had the last word is a bit Yeah this comment threw me off , too . I didn't know this was some sort of competition . That gif is ancient . Why is there a big photo of a gutted and skinned animal on the wall behind him ? Step four ... good lord " A separate new survey found that people have turned to beer , baby oil , Coke , petroleum jelly , lemonade , fruit juice , and butter as oh-so-wrong alternatives to contact lens solution . " - " I was out around 5AM and didn't see all those moons , just the one . " I've come to assume that anything in the newly revived / WTF is probably NSFW I'm a dude ... I know of a Sarah Smith . Aww come on is it already a cliche ? " Me Le ..... " What's in that icing ? Fruity Loops * * their * * sister ? is it even humanly possible ? ... your " pw " isn't " hunter 2 " How can you slap ? ! Seriously ? occu.py / r / programming with political messages written in code ! Keep a close eye on him . I wasn't really concentrating as I was watching it and I swear that they fed the Dog a Parrot instead of a wrap Why did he get a phd to become a hS teacher ... ? My face .. It is stuck ... You're the second to make that observation Though I did notice during his montage of photos all the " Americans " were white . He is definitely reaching out to a white demographic . I want a white van just to put a pedobear sticker on it Has a sexual fetish for sports teams . The repost has double the upvotes . exactly . " ehat's this weird shit ? can i get high off it ? " D . Tosh should die . Or even use ... EMACS High school . One put her kid up for adoption On the first day a Christmas my Angry Boss gave to me ... One Yeah , we all know the time and effort it takes to write two sentences of material for an advice animal . I was wondering where the boobs were ... Because i just got the costume done Wat ..... Powerpoint is not recognized as a word by Powerpoint . Yeah , This reminds me of a whore I met in Prague once . She was Half price when she was drunk ... Yes . My cat doesn't care The reason I deleted chess with friends , is no one ever finishes a game . Fuck friends . snaps picture with ipad " Careful top jungle skipped wraiths , they're ganking . " " Quit pushing top the jungle is coming for you ! " * Ally has been slain * Memebase makes you a bad person ? But I accidentally indoctrinated myself to My Little Pony because of Memebase ... NewEgg didn't respond to my inquiry so I checked with UPS directly . They apparently gave it to the USPO per some delivery-sharing program . The USPO shipped it to Ohio then back to California Eso que se ve a la derecha es cabello . ¿ Alguien estaba posando con la revista ? yeah , looks like you * still * are forgetting some spelling as well ... Same thing happened in our restaurant , found bug , asked for free , asked for to go boxes , well its from yahoo news so it gets a pass . Movies ? The dissapproval eyes should be more racoon like given your id * * I would just like some simple good storylines without going event to event .... setting up for #700 at #682 ..... 18 issues ? I was there , and I was pissed . Still pissed we gave up 21 . I had a friend visiting from Pitt though , and she was super impressed . Said it was the best gameday atmosphere ever . Why did I read Nasus as Susan at first glance ( That's why I bought a 3ft vape bag LOLOLOLOLOOOOO They sing happy birthday to Jesus and eat his birthday cake ? ? Fuck ! I have those same boxer . Does burger king have pizza fries ? Make sure to look on Friday ... Disclosure : There already exists a system for this purpose Those are valid points , and also off-topic . I'm talking about mis-allocation of * * education * * funds . Too off beat for me . Good try tho yeah one is being willfuly illiterate , which makes it acceptable to blacks . Thought so , I was afraid of that . I think the fastest I've gotten one of those was two minutes . Fuck you , I just went to bed Yup , their values are totally * at risk * you know > I have a feeling they shouldn't have let you go . I like to call it an " away game " ... one of my favorite parts of going to the library Beans ? ! It's in 3D everytime I walk back in the broom is back to where I took it Yeah , sure , if you're into furries We'll discuss it inside fucking marlo ... I feel bad for the person who's car was stolen ... then again , keys in the ignition That doesn't look like a foot That was the first link I clicked , ... and the last . Are these meets exclusive to foreign looking people - would it be too weird if an Asian girl showed up I just got one about 5 hours ago , before reading the email . I was at a bar with some friends about three years ago and a really drunk guy told me , " Wow ... your eyes look just like Jonbenet Ramsey's . I could look at them all day ! " . I prefer 5000 mL RB boiling flasks myself . More area for solutes . West Chester . Allegheny Hall . Room ... 329 ( I think ) ? It's an exchange rate . It costs the exact same I just copied and pasted them , but I imagine they originated from some truly clever person I'm focusing in genetics , and I approve of this message . read that as " Le Awesome Darwin . " gave you an upvote , thinking about taking it back . Why did my evil brain read that as " My daughter hit by tree " Although it belonged to an " ex-friend " of his ... Huck the fuskies . He's from around where I live , us WSU fans call him ferndale faggot . Even though his bro plays for wazzu . I can't seem to scroll down .... Awkward , yes . But as long as she never , you know , indulged in her fantasies ... Well , at least you found another job . Then check your ego and shop in the kids section ... Thanks for sharing ! Why did no one tell me about this before strangely i've hit so many people with a bolt action sniper on HC and seen them shake it off running away from me . You're telling me its worse than free Karthas week . I just talked to the guy , sent him info saying how incredibly dangerous that is and to take them to the hospital if they are already puking . He says ' Oh , they feel better after puking , so I'm sure they're fine . ' Oookkaaayyy then ... Oh God ... Another repost . > Moreover , when did I say I was a pedophile ? I actually clicked that link expecting to have a cool cartoon load . Damn googlebombers Shasta ? They make 3 liters . That's what those bottles are . You might as well shoot yourself eh ? Now thats hardcore transformers sex Wait a minute .. * yeeeah * that might work ..... > Honestly , just remember , YOU DO NOT OWE ANYONE SH-T God damn it , I fit that description to a tee . Too bad I feel about children the way most people feel about 2 Girls 1 Cup Dude , she's nine . You don't smell so nice either . r / Runescape where everyone is cynical , and can't say hey ! That's cool ! You're not helping She can ask herself that ... My cat does this especially at night time . Brilliant contribution . Timely too ; we haven't seen any posts like this on this reddit in , oh , a few hours . Aaand now there are several variations on " suppress your farts " in my reddit search history . Its 300 damage on lategame There's not even a limit anymore .... speak for yourself You know because you just searched thoroughly looking for treasure ? Right ? Not because you were looking for something in particular . I showed this post to my wife this morning and got this : Looked down on the page ... " Newt Gingrich contemplates war with Iran " The ear version of > No wait .. Dude how would that boost it .. Well , it's not like you're going to defeat them with the power of love . Beats MVP in a Bo3 and Nestea in two Bo3 , not Code S material . How is caring about the environment crazy ? How is caring about the environment crazy ? I am disappoint Fuck I lost the game I was trying to up vote this , then I took an arrow in the dick . Then I accidentally That explains why they always try and make excuses for communist mass murderers . " they said they were fighting the capitalist menace " I can't seem to bacon ... $ 99.99 for a broken game identical to the worse mw2 game ? What a fucking deal ! I haven't , you're right and thank you for not calling bullshit on me as everyone else has . 4 days with the right macros and I haven't gone into ketosis as yet Kaberle is in Montreal now . I'd enjoy this more if he didn't get two asists in his first win with the team . And i'm being downvoted ? WTF man Meta-meta comments are against the hyper-rules You're lucky , as are the rest of the ladies who haven't had the * ahem * pleasure . Sometimes I'll even get one if I don't get up and pee or clean up after sex . How ... Romantic My immediate reaction : Wait till they have an app for your phone which can help you find your phone .... The first time I shaved as a teen I got depressed . I realized I was going to have to do that for the next 70 years of my life . This post should be under WTF instead ... things just got ~ ~ a little ~ ~ weird .. Because apparently a woman's achievements mean fuck all if they're not regularly shaving all the bits many men like them to shave . If you're gonna repost , atleast take something thats over a week old I would brief the President . Wow fuck that bitch . I hope her other kids realize how she is and end up hating her the same way . No one deserves to be treated like that by their own mother . That's just fucking ridiculous . Wow fuck that bitch . I hope her other kids realize how she is and end up hating her the same way . No one deserves to be treated like that by their own mother . That's just fucking ridiculous . Why was the fact that he was black important to the story ? I clicked one randomly and saw a mans anus . > Moreover , do you find women who look 13 attractive ? If you don't want them poked , then don't leave them out . This thread ..... this fucking thread .... Halfway through it and i feel a strong urge to throw up Why is the text white on a white background ? How the hell did you find me ? .... 4L , not 4 . fuck why ? ! ლ ( Thanks ! I got in by randomly clicking around . Their site is really pigging right now . As a web developer , I say Almost to the payment screen now . I'm a web dev as well . I too say : She wanted a pony . Gordon Gee and Mark Emmert are former roommates > Bold Italic strike sup Link | QuoteCode Bullets 1.Numbers I can't even finish their smaller burritos . Definitely will check it out . Maybe I do know one or two things about the theory behind it ( thanks to howstuffworks ) . but nothing about the practical side of firearms . My parents didn't let me do the rifle shooting merit badge ... um .. do the drugs you do sober you up ? I'm sorry but how is stacking cards considered Art ? I burst out laughing when I realized the same thing . What has the internet done to us . > My roommates wanted to take pictures of her leaving her dorm or something Get a knife ... Now I don't even drive . Our guide said it's because they're always looking out for dog poop on the ground . My parents and brother have all stepped in some , and I managed to get my hand in a fresh pile when I didn't look where I was climbing on some rocks on the beach . There are so many things to say ... but this face says it all If there isn't any Rule 34 I will be severely annoyed Why is a cat " kind lady lives here " ? That feel when you finish aforementioned shit , and there's one square of toilet paper . \ m / redditor for 3 minutes .... this , all of this . I would never ever ever even dream of my parents going to a nursing home . When they get too old and need help they are staying the fuck with me in my home , where I can take care of them and love them like they loved me . Probably worth the also their son is named " Pilot Inspektor " Okay wait seriously , the first thought in my head was " who the hell ejaculates on their car and makes ghost faces on the dried semen anyway ? then i saw your post Or like one of those funny comments you read and you're still chuckling while you start to read the next comment and you're reading it thinking " yeah , oh , ha ha , yeah , uhuh , hmmm , wait , this is the same comment Yet they still insist on using cloth seats ... * Really ? * What the fuck is that shitty band ? " School " is a Nirvana song . And the award for worst timed picture goes to ..... a wrinkled penis ? I was born in China . I had no idea this happened , but one day my dad told me about how I used to use my left hand as a toddler and how he had to force me to stop . He said it in a way like I should be thanking him . > Thank you for confirming my worst fears The official message from the mods is that everyone but December pre-orders will be in tomorrow . I'm hoping that means every pre-order will be in by sometime Friday ( Barring a insane pre-order spike in the first 15 days of December I hope not i went from 10 minute wait , to 8 , to 5 , to 28 . Now at 39 Your face turned into a blue mustached ball after every question , of course he noticed . I'd like to believe there's some conspiracy that makes this joke really funny , but I'm pretty sure it's just terrible . I remember Do I really have to explain the difference in states of matter to someone in college ? I bought this album at f . y . e . a couple months back on sale for like 3 dollars , but because of the slip case it doesn't fit in my CD shelf very well My OCD senses are tingling ... The arrangement is not accurately color coded Macguyver has caught Val Kilmer syndrome ... Say it ain't so Good eye . I ended up weighing it , and it was about 2.6 grams Some of you actually believe the US is a fascist state ? Two things . First : Where's the one-word " Yes " remark I intend to downvote ? Why on earth would you suggest Datura ? Wedding ring He easily reps benches that are over my max deadlift Were you talking to a standard user / manager , or were you conversing with the IT contact for that business ? If the former , it's sort of to be expected , but if it's the latter : Computers and babies are not wizards ! I like how everyone's all like " he's an idiot for dumping you " , etc . when they don't even know the context of the situation at all . What if she was a real bitch to him ? Just because she has a " sexy body " doesn't me she has a fantastic personality . Isaac Newton : Wtf is THIS ! ? ? By " Especially after 9/11 " I mean a few days after , not every single date after . Dude only fell forward , like , 2 rows . Nothing close to " several " . It means it would have to have a texture resolution of ridiculous proportions in order to achieve that clarity , which by the way is only seen with that text , and none of the other text in the newspapers have the same clarity and sharpness . Basically if you're right it would have to be a 500000x500000 pixel texture where only that small section with the clear text actually makes use of the texture resolution . Anyone notice his / her username ? why were you looking at the hands Well I'm the opposite the more I learn the more I say , wow God that's amazing , not ohhhh so that's how bacteria get killed .. well then there is no God This is not pubes . How long are your pubes ... I simply have him tagged as " Priest of Blood . This is our usual dinner when going to beer outside I went to 888 ONCE and my car got broken into . Subway system in a city with frequent Earthquakes My ex boyfriend's brother used to do that ALL the time . Sometimes I would come home to see him peeing out of his bedroom window Very cute ! But you're a bit young Sure , * never * making a decision that closes * some * doors probably isn't living your life to the fullest , but we're talking about one decision that shuts many , many doors . I don't see how you're argument really defends the decision to get a neck tattoo I was at a chain casual bar restaurant and the manager brought out a cheese cake and a ring box . It was dim , but when he proposed , he opened the ring box and there was a tiny light but it was bright as fuck pointing straight at her , like those keychain led ones . she said yes . I read this as " these fuzzy balls make me smile . " A $ 40 copay means that you have insurance . Fock , Im level 36 Son , there are some things that are better kept to yourself You'd be hot if you weren't fat . She , not it . She . I've seen like four " top of my class " posts throughout reddit over the past few days , Just asking ... how often do you shit out kids toys ? I bought mine today . The girl behind the counter of gamestop told me i woulf receive access tomrrow . Must be true right ? I read that as fox tits . Only you and support can see it TIL that if you copy pasta the 3 character post you are replying to , you get more karma than any well informed well thought out argument that you have ever posted to Reddit ... I'm mostly kidding :D groomed in any manner is fantastic . The only thing that isn't great is a total never-been-tended-to jungle " Please do not tamper with it . " It tampers with you . Haven't you read Ender's Game ? ? Anyone who read that as a kid cannot kill the Rachni . If you do go , while you're not wearing clothing supporting your team , make sure to sit quietly and try as hard as possible to not enjoy the game . GDI Akali . You are worse than a teemo shroom . Wow . There are people so clueless to the large amount of information that Facebook has on you , that they feel free to issue death threats on Facebook ? I think that a large part of Reddit will go with the saying of " Never tell me the age " ( not just for pictures The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Rereading my comment , I just realized I fucked up too . ( sleep up -> slip up ) . ಠ_ Friigin Pokemon , god damn it ... any one over 30 doesn't give a shit Sooooo ... You'r nine year old sister got an Iphone ? ( I was visiting the concentration camp of Auschwitz , doing the guided tour . It was brutal , people were crying and generally everybody was very serious and respectful . Until the moment we walk in front of the building with the gas " shower " chambers : as soon as the guide says " and here is where people were killed by poisonous gas " a fat dude in the group emits the loudest fart I have ever heard . I couldnt stop laughing for a good 5 minutes , while everybody was " Concern about jihad is not a " phobia " , it's common sense . " Winter Lily " your " Guatemala y el resto de Centroam érica fueron parte de México alguna  vez , que sabemos nosotros de aquellos países , y eso que son nuestros hermanos latinoamericanos ... or you're from the future Droid phones are laggy as heck if you don't reboot them once a week ... I thought this was built on Linux . If he walks ... SO IS RAFA . dude you're witty . you should have your own talk show Rebecca Black ? That time I was blissfully browsing reddit and a black redditor thought that only black people are the subject of rascism . According to the page that just loaded , this " deal " saves you three dollars . My ex could've used this . They don't sound like real words anymore . You just copy / paste it from google When you don't even have to change the title for FCJ , it's just So somebody actually gave a Pedobear to a little girl . That's awesome . Now where's my 360 patch . Gay female who absolutely hates the gay scene and how bitchy women are nice try , but the love between 2 women has been very well documented on the internet . no use in trying to hide anything . Oh ... and we know about the cup I read yours as " camel fucking is delicious " and i You have friends who shoot Heroin ? Where is Luke ? I started reading the books because of that movie . Whilst watching it I was thinking , there are fucking missing parts in this plot is that an NcStar light ? for shame ! Yes , I thought his commentary on US monetary policy and politics generally was poorly constructed and inadequately evidenced New Hampshire and Massachusetts " My dad just frenched me in front of a shit ton of people , but we hugged it out , it's cool " they should rethink going to japan I still make fideo sopa ! I thought I was the only one lol . I need to make some for dinner tonight La iba a ver , pero como solo invitaste puras compatriotas y ning ún compatrioto , me rehuso en desd én white guy here in San An . It's difficult to get any type of job that deals with customers because I do not speak spanish Yeah ! And poring trillions into the Interstate Highway System is totally * not * socialism ! Because the vehicles run on tires instead of rails , see ? You get an upvote because I can't stop laughing , but seriously , Since this is an issue with etiquette , I expect that Redditors would merely give a You sound like my Mom ! not sure if troll , or really public relations for monster cables on reddit Rule # 7 So it really isn't all black magic I don't understand the reason behind your I'm in CANADA and there's barely any snow here . Believe me I've considered it , but if it worked I'm not sure what kind employer it would be I have a feeling you are correct ... Came here to say this . The whole idea of using your phone for this fits perfectly with everything else on that website . And credit is given where it is due . Sooo ... I work at a school where ~ 95 % of students are black . The yearbook committee made posters advertising that this year's yearbook will be " all colored " You have yourself one crappy roomie . Thank you for that excellent description of my potential professor's abilities . Now with your helpful description of his preferred clothing style I am * much * bettered suited to choose between him and another potential professor This has been a circle jerk about circle jerks . Your annual income is $ 200 ? Copy the symbols from wherever ( these will do just fine : ಠ_ಠ ) and set up a keyboard shortcut ( Settings / General / Keyboard / Shortcuts ) , setting phrase " Yes . But now I missed what current amendment is about . I got Double Dragon . Because i had the NES version . " you liked it so we bought you the sequel " that is a wholly undeserved ಠ_ಠ . They gave full credit to the creator - you might ಠ_ಠ a direct ripoff , but this is fine . I do not think I know right ? She said a lot of other things , like how God should just go ahead and bomb America because gay and interracial marriages are legal . This is beyond me ... Alright , I'll bite . What's your actual worst experience of discrimination you've dealt with as a result of being white ? Two kids are with their family playing catch with those little foam footballs at Mel Lastman Square last week as I'm walking by . One of the kids ' mom calls him , and while he's looking away the other kid throws the ball at his nards and the kid howls and I instinctively blurt out ' BAHH HA-HA ' and the whole family is like Atheism on Facebook ... What about the back door ? I'm sure all 730 5 - star reviewers on NewEgg got it wrong . Rage comic . Yea ... the oreo thing sucks . I was overweight kid , so the geniuses started calling me Double Stuffed Oreo ... Oh man , I laughed so hard , but actually didn't . Terminator : Judgement Day . A two-stroke XR . Read the last panel backwards . Careful ... iTunes Match cleaned my music . I now sync censored / cleaned versions of my songs . NOT ACCEPTABLE APPLE ! I ಠ_ಠ your Your wounds are opening wide If I had the sex life of this man , I would not be complaining in the least bit . The worst is in one episode , where Robin is telling someone to take it easy on Ted , because he hasn't gotten laid in 3 months . 3 months ! ! Oh noooooo ... Also from a high school in Minnesota . They also did this at our pepfest ... Not compatible with Red Panda 9.0 Thought it said Jenna Jameson . This means he said " And that doesn't count all the children I shoot in the pool " out loud . You say that like you're disappointed Oh god , why Yeah , not sure how one responds other than with a ' Yeah , I don't blame her for asking . It's always good to have neighbors watching out for each other . But in my story , it's my own neighbors calling the cops on me Your Google results are tailored to you . What have you been up to Grayfeathers ? Outlook ? Mhhhh .... like ALL the videogames ? Yup , I can understand some urban genres can be sexist and demeaning against women , but I can't comprehend how come there are female fans of that All I got was a regular Festive Sniper Rifle ! ლ ( Why can't you live with other types of shareware ? My ariedele does the exact same thing when i try to get her to come in ! Dogs , I wanna be like Ctrl + C then Ctrl + V = > Sounded like music you would play Singed to .. what the hell is there to smile about this season It's so small it stopped being hilarious and started to be tragic I thought you were talking about condoms . I had a game that dragged on for like 50 minutes because my team mates kept focusing the full tank mundo I think I just got mind fucked up The seat issue is , only male peacocks have those kind of " feathers " , which would imply Ahri is a Transvestite although i appreciate every single one of these and they are hilarious . thanks for covering every possible r / trees comic idea ... She's Indian , I'm Asian You think you are the victim of some petty racism ? Oh please spare me the charades us * * elves * * can't even fit in the goddamned black soul gems Like you , I took a 2 week tolerance break . Yesterday I smoked and vaped and it was the same as before . In primul rand Uniunea Social-Liberala But ... I just figured it would be kind of an empty threat if I didn't follow through with it . It's not like he would have had the ability to engage in an intellectual debate anyway . Masturbating ... Putting dvd's / cd's back in the wrong cases or putting them in at all ... totally Coupon sites at work ? What's the catch ? Yes , because playing Super Mario is comparable to the holocaust . I for one , could not understand a thing she was talking about Tasty diarrhea ? TIL some people need to clarify who Michael Caine is ... 23rd . Which makes me I stopped reading after I saw slab-serif body text . FUCKING MIND MAZE ! ! I took a break from Skyrim to come to reddit ... Now I feel as though I must play some more Skyrim ... Well done what a brilliant summery overly rich , entitled 18 year-old chick in my math class : " So I took my dad's private jet to Vegas over spring break . Managed to bag 12 guys during the trip ! " If speed traps are designed to make the roads safer and not a form of revenue raising ( as is quite often the argument ) , then why would warning others to slow down be illegal ? Hmmmm ... The title is completely redundant But we are not anim ... Ah i see . Lets not take chances ... What the heck ? Perfumed tampons ? That's disgusting Free Weed Conference Seriously ? ! That kills the whole point of the zombies there Oh my god , I hate it when I hold down the trigger and I realize I was still set on semi-auto or burst fire . It happens rarely , but when I die because of it I want to raeg . I don't even ... why is this getting more upvotes than real comments I've made ... Ah yes thank you . Very cool photo . I have a similar one from Alameda Island in the Bay Area . I would share if I had not just pulled the megabonehead move of leaving the laptop on the roof of the car . My boyfriend introduces me as the Honey Badger . Yes . I've used / hated logitech keyboards in the past that default to having Fn on . You could turn it off , but it would turn itself back on every reboot and of course the guy who's blowing shit up is black You don't know who David Cameron is , do you ? Oh look someone doesn't know how to use computers . Definitely not fit for procreation . The whole thing isn't upside down All drawings are " custom " . Jim Gay Jeezus , Fing Fang Foom card = constant x-factor as long as you have 3 bars Try Alaska . wasn't exactly weird , but I introduced my younger brother to reddit a few weeks ago . He was on his computer and I said let me show you this awesome video and as I started typing reddit.com/r/videos the first thing it auto-completed to was reddit.com/r/gonewild . I just went Oh and it looks like you made this account * * 2 * * days ago * just * to troll my post from * * 3 months ago * * . creep . I was waiting for something to happen for 5 minutes .. it's a gif .. Yea he should help out skeletal children , and save me a No , it's just a regular one . But now the site where you can order tickets for the show states nothing . I said " he's " , not " you're " . Did not imply ownership . There are two weeks left until 2012 N . S . F . W . Motherfucker Me too . Time for a cool story - I met a dude in Amsterdam ; we were toking at a coffee shop and I was going on and on about how good the weed was . He says " I get stuff just as good in the states . " I promptly say " No way man . " He's like - " Yeah , we have good weed in bellingham ... " I was like - It's her brother This makes me think of my grandmother's stupid cautionary tales / terrorist attacks on childhood . She used to say that cats suck baby's breath and steal their souls ... Since every car has a battery , why don't they just run off of electricity instead ? Those nerds have no business being good at sports Upvote for Norman Reedus ... Yes , water doesn't work in the nether ... unless of course you wanted to do it with lava . HAHAHA ! Its funny because English isn't his first language ! " continued to fondle her " I can totally agree with you . I own a printshop and we have customers always ask us what half of let's say 1000 cards are , expecting to get half the price but we can't do that because production costs are basically the same . It is a few dollars less to produce 500 cards for example versus 1000 . > it didn't sound that fun anymore when I wrote it and even then , I've heard Americans refer to * British * black people , who are neither , as " African American " . Actually he's one of the smartest kids in his class . I'm a mechanical engineer . I remember these people from school . I would usually give them the look of disapproval in real life : Where the fuck is Hitchens I should have known better than to click on this link . Why is he wearing vibrams while climbing ? Salvation ! I guess we can drop the charges against Bethesda at the Hague for Crimes Against Humanity now . That default interface ... At my uni , 84.5 % earns you a HD ( an A ) . If you were my student , I would have found the extra 0.2 % for you . Not mentioning the boxer poster I beat anorexia , for reals . and so you decided to read it ? It's funny because most Christophers go by Chris but neither of these two did . Also there are a few other parallels . I just said that the existence of a police force would do nothing to assuage my feeling that I may be attacked in such a situation . Violence happens all the time in every society . Arguing for a coercive monopoly of force to exist because you want to slightly lessen your chances of being attacked ... well , that's trading liberty for security . Sounds like a perfect plan . are you saying there are parasites in my food ? Polio is still a problem in India and some other really poor counties in that region . There are teams of doctors from all over the world that show up whenever there is an outbreak and vaccinate everyone for miles . But the people are so ignorant they sometimes refuse the vaccine because there is a rumor that it is designed to sterilize the poor . Given enough funding we should be able to eradicate polio ... but since it is now only a 3rd world problem ... funding is tight . Glad to see that you linked to quickmeme , even though one of the rules on the right clearly says no memes . People that fuck up the game . Example we are in a 5 man EDH MP game that has been going on for half an hour . One guy is clearly winning however he still has one card in hand , he passes turn and the guy next to him plays a Trade Secrets ... So much of this : every time I think about bad choices I remember that guy I dated who was 10 years older . I was 17 I see he waited until Hitchens was dead before coming out with this you mean Taylor ham This makes me sad as a Floridian . Holy shit , " lethal blow to press freedom " , no pun intended . The downvotes are coming And his micro was even better in game 3 ... You do realise that the reason you failed was because you were all spies 404 not found Worse is better is worse is better What I don't understand , is if people honestly believe things are this bad , why on earth are they using * youtube * and * reddit * of all things ? Anyone else think " oh ok , a female dinosaur costume that's weird , and ha ha she's holding her tail between her legs to look like a dic - - wait , are those .... testicles ? ! ! ! I love the gps app , hated the regular one . Liked it at first but why make it so you can shuffle playlist but only play it in that one order ? Had to double tap out , turn on shuffle , tap back in . Frustrating . Discovered the gps app after had already bought the sensor too . that lamb was like " sup bro I got 3 - for not answer In her opinion , and i should have a 5 + ! ! ! My sister logged on in my stead while i was napping and threw herself off the spawn tower . So Perch starts in central defence ... Don't be * that guy * that Slays with a DFS . He would HAVE to end up playing games during the boring alien lectures he'll receive once he gets there though ... Wait ... how could that ever be considered boring ? Forget what I said , I'll be leaving now Oh Dyrus , Y U SO GOOD ? These things were bought awhile ago when we were together . It would look weird if u gave him a gift every time I saw him THAT'S the number one reason why child pornography is a crime ? You have got to be kidding me . Downvoted for this ? You're not quite the same That wasn't the full movie Your username ..... how dare you ? You need to get out of the office ... ' ' I'm not sure if this is a joke ... ' ' Me too , ' Oh , this looks kinda nice , I'll put it right he - ' Dude , I think you were just raped by a ghost in your sleep > youve just done that . several times . Lifesavers have existed since 1912 . Polos since 1948 . As a guitarist who plays bass and knows slap bass technique I feel your pain . " OH EM GEE PLAY ME THE SEINFELD THEME ! " ####CTRL + F I write cursive , and I'm 17 That is not how relativity works like this -> Well according to L4D2 a billy club is just as effective ... that is exactly what i thought What has been seen cannot be unseen ! I'm hot for Jesus . I was like , " meh " till I saw the price tag . Clearly that discredits his podcast entirely . it's not like they would actually get the message on the date you put , i agree with " bow staff " It crosses my mind too . Also , how the F is the MRI machine / Xray / Lab always available to them ? It does bother me sometimes Clicked t-shirts . Less than half the models are white , and over 20 % are black , which is higher than the percent of blacks in America . I guess the meta message was obvious to fenderhnk and VBxGatsby since they are always aware of ethnicity My friend pronounces " sword " with the " w " and she says " doing a complete 360 " ( instead of 180 ) . Because I know she has watched it , I asked what about the Disney movie , " the Sword in the Stone " and she replied that they were saying it incorrectly the entire movie . And when I told her about 180 vs 360 she just thought it sounded better It's shit ... Either you let it steer for you or gas and brake for you ? What the hell were they thinking ... I'm not a toddler , I can steer for myself thanks . That username . I'm okay with them bringing them in dead , just don't let them go to run around my house for a week I didn't know there * was * a DDD . I am VERY disapprove . The sitter . Thanks for the nightmares . Fuck you . All these assholes recording it yet not giving money . General tso , japanese ? that's a baton John Travolta pooped a little bit when you submitted that comment . He is very disapprove Are you trying to get us to photoshop one of your friends or fantasy lovers ? Too many idiots in this world . Hey fuck you . I've owned a pitbull for the past year and that dog IS MY LIFE . So have a great laugh and a fuck you as you head out the door . " Jesus wants us to be hot for Him , not lukewarm " ... Gone in 60 seconds .... Anestesia to the balls ? Ouch . Before I saw the full sized image I thought it read " best heavy metal boner films " Well it worked a little , the fans would run constantly at ~ 3000 RPM , but the controller wouldn't do anything . I had to reset my SMC to get the fucker off my system Fast Five . Snow in the middle of the desert ? " make two friends " ... Because 4th grade is an appropriate age for a Facebook account . If their name is any , why is it down as Amber This better not become the next ice soap At first I read that as pictures of my junior porn Circles have 1 not 0 sides What about the children ? That book actually used to have a beautiful cover ... But then it took an arrow to the knee ... Too much ammo for your squad What about Master pretty sure in that scenario emotional instability comes as a bonus . She got him to cooperate " unsurprisingly enough " by stroking his dolphin cock ? " the one & only " He spelled John different at the top and bottom ... would it be racist if I said " My absolute favorite one is where everyone here seems to like accelerating into a ' form one lane ' section and then slam on the brakes .... I just don't get it . Its like people aren't taught how to merge . He's at 1 % life , of course it looks black and white . The game makes it go black and white when you're low on health Why did I click on either of those ? Dammit curiosity Seriously , this is dumb . Some people don't even have Facebooks , and because of that can't access these webpages and etc . These days , it's almost like you HAVE to have one to even function . Anyone else notice the ping pong tables in the background ? LIFE ! We have a beach in Pascagoula ? I thought it was just a sandbox . So I just checked out his website . 160 lb ? you just have to be that guy looking at you Danny Glover ლ ( The National Spanish Examination , administered by the American Association of Teachers of Spanish and Portuguese . There were national awards as well but even though there was nominally a separate test for home speakers of the language , I was outscored nationally by a bunch of people with hispanic last names . You took enough time / effort to put on a silly hat , pose for a funny photo , and blur out the background . Yet you left the labels on the bottles ? ! ? ! Upvote for your effort , but Contagion , although I guess that will have to be my vagina's name . Temporary gates spawn when you've gravelorded someone ? Wtf ? Trying driving a stock 996.1 GT3 around town . Wow if only you could look behind you in bf3 superhornets like you can in irl superhornets . I'M LOOKING AT YOU DICE But a sequel is always set in the same universe Stupid Reddit . For some reason I clicked comments expecting intelligent responses to this video . Instead , circlejerk . ಠ_ಠ ... were you aroused by Brier Rabbit .... I'm at 230 hours , still need about 20 hours for each medal I know exactly how he feels , but I'm not an Pacific Islander . Sadly the politest people I have run into down here in the south has been the KKK ... I called people pink and brown . Aaaaaand , where'd you find it ? ! ? ? ? Everything else I can forgive , but please tell me he knows what an NES is . That happened to me mid-sex one time . Too late to stop . That was one bloody affair . ... what the hell is wrong with you Christmas Vacation I generally vote dem but I voted for Rossi in 2010 because of Murray . Or , you could put together your own original ideas / thoughts , and not copy / paste others . Why are there never pictures ? David Reed By that logic , all of our problems can be solved by having less sex . And thus , we aren't really posting here either . And I start my day with tears in my eye . Boney M - Ma baker Do you like , have ... vaginashadow ? Like eyeshadow , adding depth to the vagina ? There are places without black squirrels ? Yes , actually . I wasn't allowed to eat Pop-Tarts with frosting because they were too sugary . I read $ 450 , k thats not so bad I guess . Then I realized my mistake Oh fuck that's amazing ! I got a Black Soul Gem ( Lesser ) hahahahaha older widow = 29 years old Uh what ? You're accusing me of " wildly speculating " because I ... * didn't wildly speculate * ? Why is the child not wearing any clothes ? LANA DEL REY Except for your massive debt . Sigh , when i see shit like this i have a bad feeling about moving to America next year , but it may be slighter better than where i live Donald Driver - it seems searching for " rickroll " on youtube brings a video by RickAstleyVEVO up first , and your video is several pages later . Oh well , guess it had to happen eventually ... I kinda wish VEVO hadn't been involved , though Why was he covered in blood Should you really treat Nars íl like that ? Is being off the pill an option ? I chose to be off the pill rather than suffer the staggeringly bad mood swings , depressions and rage fits constantly . My doctor is encouraging me to consider an IUD but it's hard for me to be excited about an implant That was the best game of your childhood ? Apparently so ... Let's see what falls first ... The $ or € ... Talk to girls You've got nothing to Did he start fapping at 0:07 ? lol in prose I keep hearing " Ryan got chlamydia " at the end . I actually found out I am allergic to latex as a child ( FINISH READING before you go all people still say asl ? So that is why people take so long at stop lights . I don't think " Me : I didn't know and I was really weirded out when they found it because I found out when I was 22 . I guess I never had much of a reason to look around down there so I just never knew about it . Although I do wonder why it was not discovered during my first few exams ... Really people should just learn to not click on tinyurl links Survival of the hardest My ex-BIL had a beagle who would do this . Bear in mind that this dog used to eat its own turds . Top row fourth from the left , bottom row third from the left . Just taunt someone who doesnt have cleanse Texas plates Actually , what happened in your [ Storm of Swords spoiler ] ( / s " pissed me off more than the Red Wedding , if simply because resurrection seemed like a cheap plot device that could be abused . I forget whether Dondarion's miracle recovery happened before after , but this made me go Hey . I like that movie . You better be about 14 years old if you're considering marrying any of those three . a cat named Wings , because he doesn't fly Is ... Is that a hashtag ? So she used to be called OJ Cockburn ... Does it have a similar effect to bengay because one of my friends tricked me into putting bengay on my balls once ... Jeez , did someone shit in your cereal ? At 4:49 he says " Holy cow " ... That's not a cow Block Milk ? Well that was a bit rude explained very little . Something very similar to that happend to me a few days ago . Instead of being a Guard that sent the Thugs it was a Bandit . Of course there is 4000 comments Maybe I was just psyching myself out of being too disappointed for lack of trick or treating . Senior year is definitely pushing it , though . I give those guys candy , but they also get the I wouldn't call it amazing You dont need a biopsy of any sort for DNA analysis That is not a bolt next to our name . detachable to save space Everything about this is Dancing at her Funeral ~ Limousines .... My grandmother has this shirt . Donnie Darko . Everything about that movie makes me I was afraid of saying that in this subreddit . How does one pronounce " Someone is obsessed with boobies ... You fap to " child " horses and this is crossing the line . legit ? mods ? description ? I woke up my family from laughing so hard . ha , don't Those italics Am I really the only one that sees the tags on this ? i second the What's more WTF is the fact that your using Internet Explorer . Shit . I NEED TO GO TO HOT TOPIC AND BUY THAT ALBUM , I will swallow my pride to get that album a chingao , ¿ que no est á prohibido postear info personal en reddit ? WHAT ? Did they just lift an entire skyscraper with hydraulic ? Theres only one explanation for this . It's pinkeye . he's my age where have you been the last 6 months ... In no other instance does a stranger that I will never have any contact with frighten me as much as when someone just needs to turn their car around in my driveway 694/300 experience for next level ? MY MOM In the official version of Kim ’ s birth , a double rainbow heralded his arrival Le , le le le le le le le le . Sounds more like praise to me . Why would anyone want to be associated with these pigfucking lunatics who think adultery is deserving of death ? Thank you for giving us a word of distinction . Doesn't specify unused enema I ... just ... This exact same thing was posted from the male perspective a few weeks ago When I was in Kindergarten , I told my teacher I wanted to be an archaeologist . She the proceeded to call my parents because she thought I was making up words . Great gift ! Are you trying to tell us something about yourself , brother just one question : where can I buy bean bag beans ? ? ? or did you guys buy bean bags and kill them I think the most important question we should ask is why was OP on the Abercrombie and Fitch website ? Cunt sandwich . Or cum sandwich . Either way it's " Poor fool , doesn't know this is BAT Country ! 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PEOPLE WOULD'NT JUST MAKE UP SOME BULLSHIT LIKE SOME DOPE FIEND , CROTCH HUMPIN ' , INBREEDING ' , SIAMESE TWINS .... Two year user complaining about how it " used to be " I guess this to how you feel about women too 25 year vet , from a computer in police headquarters . Since you're honest , it makes me want to gift you the game even more . ... I'm the small one in this comic . Forgot the ever-important Captain Ahab . * Blow Me Away * Did you go into your bathroom to take a picture ? Nah , I was just I just realized I posted the wrong picture . Imagine being in a porno with your mom Put yo hand down . I actually googled if Jackie Chan was dead after seeing this . Nice job Augusta , Me I saw the same Ent in there December ' 09 ! ( I checked my ex's FB pics Unopened Lego ? He lost his pussy in her bush . SCIENCE ! Also the photo is from the Wikipedia page on leucism . Is that an 806 number on the card below ? Moss is a redditor There was no particle accelerator in Half life . Someone copied your post , put it on youtube and it's now the top comment for this video It does make it tough for too tanks since I can't just tab through a pack and easily check to make sure I've got a lock on them all . I've occasionally got to tab around a little remind packs who they should be attacking so I don't mind following the DPS's lead either since I can easily taunt and then keep agro on whatever they're attacking . However , when there are two gold mobs / bosses and I notice a set of blaster bolts going to each one I go Christmas lights I apperently got a 50 % discount of Flight Control HD Can't tell if sarcastic or just ignoramus He's in ALL the Harold and Kumar movies . See link ' How to bake bread ' . Click link and title is ' How not to bake bread ' It was actually like , 2 weeks ago ... I'm 18 Too often I see this . Its only offensive if you're a black rapist . Both Firefox and Chrome are just fine with variables named ктоείναι草泥马 and Well , thanks for bringing that up again . I guess I need to take it to a gunsmith ? This happened to me this last week . I was using the restroom while on my period , and I thought I had diarrhea - a sudden release with no force . I realized I felt a clot the size of my palm slither out . ... thanks for keeping us informed . I suppose you've never done this . Search vulva ? ! No robot I didn't think anyone would post from my town I've encountered bandits dressed up in Imperial gear , asking me for coin despite being an Imperial myself So posting about the exact same thing makes it better ... does he have extra chromosomes or something ? why does she have the headphones on ? ( Randomly clicks " Party of One ... Perhaps the body of his " lady friend " ? That is just awful . 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What the hell You have to opt out by unchecking a box that is checked by default . Which still makes me At first i was like .. > or asking a member of staff for help ? o ( When my arm is asleep I use it for different things . Did r / MyLittlePony spring a leak again ? You're one of * them * , aren't you ? I'm 16 and this makes me feel old . Sidenote . Would you enjoy playing black ops with someone who isn't sexist ? But also isn't that good without a team :/ THE FUCK . did you think I was hitting on you or something ? I just want to play a fucking game . NOTHING MORE OR LESS I just broke my boss by showing her this . I didn't know she was aracnophobic My mattress begs to differ / r / jailbaitgw ... I finished that , too . I got a 25 % off a Valve game coupon . I looked through their available games and there isn't a single game that is less than 50 % off for the holiday sale Sounds like it worked out pretty well for him . But you included the Nugent ? Priorities ! I love this movie but I couldn't help but upvote you for your community reference . It did not recognize I won't lie ... I liked Shaq Fu as a little kid . You may now all Wait is that wii mote being raped or giving birth . I cannot tell Happens to me EVERY SINGLE TIME I walk in or out of a grocery store wearing a skirt or dress . I swear they make them do that on purpose . hahaha , no , I don't think so . I'll have to ask my friend to know for sure . ಠ_ಠ . Just Same here ! I was in the process of sending my friend TOB as a gift and this happened ... I really hope it doesn't disable it from my inventory ... We lived through the era of cheat codes Yes , that's exactly what I said . Surprise periods ? This makes me feel .... dirty Exactly ! Thank you Mr ......... Shame I cant fricking buy it from steam becouse it wont let me ! You did this just for karma ? I went to a boarding school . After classes we did some kind of physical activity , my friends and I started a hacky sack group . As you could imagine , the activities were supervised by a member of the school staff . Well one day I was talking to a dorm counselor that was chaperoning us that day , about our lives and growing up , then she asked me where I went to High School . I always do that I listen to NPR Unless you fancy splitting the cost of child support A true agnostic ? seriously ... You have clearly not looked at the sidebar . > I forgot the gameweek was starting tonight though so I missed the deadline You fucking stalker We must order them on the Internets . And pay out the ass for shipping / duty > It has come to my attention that barely any of you have a sub but that's what it's supposed to be like That's exactly what I think ! Then when I get a chance , I sneak a peek in a mirror . It's usually fine ! Pretty cool . I think the people who do stuff like this to people who clearly don't deserve it , or make it was their means of living deserve to die a painful , lonely , depressing death . no . really , i'm asian 5 pm pst Didn't realize we're dealing with a laptop . Knowing that , I would put money on it being a thermal issue . What brand / model ? Some brands are really bad about thermal issues ( I'm looking at you HP dv series UCLA gets a massive spread while USC is barely a smudge " risking our lives " Thanks . He will be pleased to hear that . Very pleased indeed . You've got to be trolling . Big mouth mug . Yeah I'm definitely * aware * of this technique ( thanks though for informing me ! ); but I rarely ever * use * it anymore strictly because if I were to release 7 level 1800 Charmanders with amazing movesets and abilities ... I would receive a level 1600 Charizard with a 3 star Ember Running is my hobby as well but I've never heard of that as the goal . Can't you guys come up with anything more clever than I mean holy shit , every other post is Millions of innocent people die from disease and starvation around the world each year ... millions of children are sexually assaulted , millions of women raped ... millions of people have been intentionally and systematically killed by people like Pol Pot , Stalin , Hitler , Pinochet , etc ... and * one guy getting kill in a freak accident shakes your belief * ? I'm pretty disturbed that you're taking the respondents seriously Alright I will take yalls advice .. Despite not having insurance under the lights .... * * Where is this world going ? * * I think it goes without saying that I mean the recent death of Kim Jong-Il , not Shin Sang-ok , ok ? That's a really unflattering angle and it makes it hard to tell your gender . when you're taking a picture , you don't want to be leaning back like that , especially where we can see up your nose Gaming journalism ... Since your not replying you must be out of the matrix battling off the herd of drones incoming towards your ship . I am the spoon . I got downvoted for this ? Really Reddit ? Title literally every upload " I'm not to sure about the " soft " part anymore . Those shorts aren't helping either . . . . why ¿ Cómo es que hay gente que se atreve a comentar en un tema sin leer el link ? and other bad things . When I was twelve , it was Wil Wheaton on Star Trek . Thanks so much for your support . The students love seeing all their up votes and comments . Although they may not reply to all ( or hardly any recently ... That is from LOTR . Was excited to see Catonsville mentioned on Reddit . Then started reading the article and said " Hey , it's about my street ! " Kept reading and ... considers your observation about the media ... and then notices your flair ... Fire Alarms . When I throw trash down the garbage chute , I tend to either walk really fast or run back to my apartment fearing that some .. garbage chute monster is following me or something Yeah , that would be great . Then poor people and technically illiterate people couldn't vote ... I'm still annoyed I got High School Musical Dance for Xbox from my aunt last year , and I'm a guy . Speaking to my ip-lawyer gf , this might be a while . Ever notice that for most releases that aren't blockbusters , we'll get movies dead-last ? It's our allowable download laws making us the darlings of the media companies .. I've never seen so many downvotes . I IZZZ BoiEz WhO CrIEE ! ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Thanks for the spoilers guys . See I'm on Alien Blue and spoilers just shoe up as blue text lol , nah I understand - just no other response but " I first read this as fisting ... Just did the Psychonauts challenge ... about 3 hours of game play cause I had no idea what I was doing and finally got it ! For a damn piece of coal ... Just 1 .... ... that is written in COMIC SANS ! ! I know the guy from the Embassy quest dies if u don't help him kill the assassin afterwards . Dunno why Ysolda is there unless a dragon got to her . I'm married to Ysolda btw and she's the only one in my experience to give me Lover's Comfort when I sleep for only 1 hour ( hurray for quickies ) . Others like Camilla won't sleep in the same bed with me while I wake up to either Faendal or Sven next to my bed telling me " If only Camilla knew of my affections " ... Must mean something if I could read it so easily > Just did the Psychonauts challenge ... about 3 hours of game play cause I had no idea what I was doing and finally got it ! For a damn piece of coal ... Just 1 .... I posted one link and linked the rest in the comments on my facebook and one of my * closest friends * said she couldn't be bothered with SOPA because she was already in a fight against spammers . I thought the whomp sound was him hitting his wife Who is " we " ? No " Hit Me Baby One More Time " ? misproper use of improper Gaming education ? this is so fucked up , all of * r / seduction * is like On a video ad ? I don't see what you're getting at ; the guy who is stoned as fuck and can't find the caps-lock button is the one giving him the encouragement and advice to stay on top of his academics ... " if we're going to make these decisions , it's going to be us making them , not our parents or anyone else . " Posts it all on Reddit . You do not fast travel in Skyrim Don't really have tips , but I witnessed this in my gym once : Two guys are doing preacher curls , one is lifting and the other one is yelling * THINK OF THE BEACH THINK OF THE BEACH THINK OF THE BEACH * into his face Frying eggs , sadly . You just never know when the oil's gonna pop out at you and get you in the face Things are about to get sticky for Spiderman Internet Explorer ? There's still a mysterious floating quiver though Well I meant to italicize it for sarcasm but then decided not to . Quotes also looked weird . As far as I'm concerned , byukid is tiny and shortkid is TINY . I wish I could say shortkid inspires me , but mostly he just makes me think " thank you fork the link . i found it weird she also had racoons It could be worse . Every year my parents give me expensive dinner bills for Christmas and New Years . And my birthday gifts are actually credit card bills for stuff that * they * want , but are too cheap to pay for . It doesn't help that Mom makes twice as much as I do I know this is just a goof , but * feces are cool ? Well atleast you treated them all to a happy ending one day .. one day we shall understand what emotional scarrng Figgots recieved to have his face stuck like this - Sometimes I wish my country of birth would return to tyrannical dynastic monarchal rule too . Your post title seems to imply that NYT is giving away Kindle Fires free with a subscription . Is that why I get I suppose I should have put one of these after it the title ... Well shit jesus , all you have to do is tell me . I guess it's easier to get your fanatics to chip in on a billboard though ... Yeah , for those who decide to opt out ... > Comment wasn't even awesome .... or funny . No win whatsoever . I've done this in Skyrim as well . I've also tried to pick flowers in BF3 . US missiles for South Korea ? ? ? ? wait that is weird ! , they are suppose to " give everything " to Israel I checked this guy's youtube account . He wasn't trolling , he really is a huge idiot . And he goes on saying that this prequel " is Hollywood pulling shit out of their asses " and is " destroying what Tolkien spent his life creating " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 2 coals and two 50 % off coupons on for valve and one for Brink . What part of Good question . I was hoping to find this subreddit filled with people who enjoyed raving , but all I see is commercialism for the big promoters , while people who through smaller raves get dismissed because they don't get big headliners . I started raving because I found a community that I could relate to , but it's all just corporate bullshit on here . Yeah , but in Quake .. if you do these " flashy movements " you gain a * significant * advantage . In CS though , you can be more than fine as long as you remember to stop before you shoot Mat Damon saved the planet 3 times as Jason Bourne ... And did project Greenlight with Ben Affleck , who was also in Gili ... with J-Lo ... and J-Lo drove a fiat through the ghettos of New York ( simulated with green screen ) . I think he's qualified enough to comment on balls ... What they don't tell you , is that the snow flavor is lemon After reading your username : I gave that book to my brother for Christmas a couple years ago . He still gives me the pointless . but at least the team names sound c OP - " remember me ? Boiling grease steam jets . I see what you did thar . Yea , they tend to get a bit I have the most explainable boner right now ... I've done hundreds of Hards and the best I've gotten was a Robin that sold for 3m . say what now . That subreddit is truly golden . its okay , I feel for your pain man . life is really bullshit sometimes ... Downvotes for recommendations ? " The pen was still in working order . " How I feel every time I see this heading posted with a very similar picture attached . " Jake's face-off with death started at ... " Man , you're gonna The little preview for The Hobbit makes no mention of Martin Freeman What the actual fuck ... That is what underage relatives are for .... I meant baby sitting you dirty birds . And yet you're still here ... That's the same link . Oh god why > I'm also confused as to why there is no PC version of this ... Ubisoft Why claim that this is yours ? It was 60 degrees in NJ today Four .... Uhmmmm also parking on the street . I'm surprised that was left out of the explanation . I can't believe people think that subr is real Washington state and they're wearing weather jackets . Why are they backwards ? ba dum chh ~ Aren't names like " Derp " and " Derpina " usually reserved for human characters in these comics for anonymity . Who is your cat hiding from ? ####ZING , BAZINGA , BURN , OH NO YOU DIDN'T , NSFL tag would have been nice comic sans . I'm not really sick of it , but , yes , it makes little sense in this context . this is my issue . I had a friend come over one night while I was playing . I thought just maybe if I fast traveled I would get a random dragon , and I did . But then I spent almost 15 minutes trying to get his attention before giving up . " Cool game bro . " Reindeer centipede Idle ? Tyler Durden I will trade you Train Simulator 2012 ( My game I won eh ? You're doing it wrong They're all defective as far as I'm concerned . There's been several times that I've been yelled at by girlfriends , only to have it followed up by " Oh , I'm sorry . I get this way this time of month . " If Sasuke has Shukaku , that's just gonna piss me off ! ... but it will still piss me off , majorly ! I only had my left ear bud in so I couldn't figure out where the loud Englishman was coming from PISTON LIKE MOTION > Can you even imagine the phone call I got from him ? My eyes It's funny because it's racist . Y u no look at front page before posting ? Just saw the edit about making the rest , but initially it made me But did you ask for monies The Precambrian Shield and Wisconsin Glaciation must have missed that first class This is not completely true . The people of each state vote for who they want by popular vote , and the reps should give the state " points " to that candidate , but technically the electoral college can give their votes to the other candidate if they want to . The infinity button False . A vuvuzela does not make music Plant a tree in Your Mom ... You got me I used to be like that when I was 16 . So , i was studying this broad , and out of nowhere she said " they aren't gonna talk to you yeh know " and I replied " well maybe if i stare long enough ... " which got me slapped I set my friend on fire today with a can of axe and a match ... Now you're not the only one . does that mean the secret santa is the father ? well that's no secret unless ... Sounds like this guy wants her to balance on his face I thought that was Eva Braun Too lazy to chart the first half , I see ... also , I believe that's * Pump It Up * . Yeah , atheists don't believe in philosophies .... Did she use wax and remove it with a razor ? Or did she remove the wax while on her period ? That's really all i can think of Doesn't want to share it with friends , shares it on reddit . Well , I know I am * seriously * late to this party ... but that is exactly how my mother-in-law is . I'll be eating dinner , and plan to clean up after I eat and she'll freak out that there are dirty dishes around . Or I'll be watching a movie while eating dinner , and finish my food before I go tend to the dishes ... People like that drive me nuts . Some adventures and " conquests " are better left untold . But would you just drop your pants in front of someone's fiance without asking if that was okay ? I understand that swimsuit is equivalent to underwear ( although a lot of them these days cover less than underwear does You sicken me . Shield booster + extender ? I'm on my iPhone and I couldn't see it . I thought it was loading for 5 minutes as soon as you said " without requiring much programming knowledge " this post got a lot less interesting I have a friend who uses the exact pen name as you on other social sites Listening to " Anakin's Betrayal " from the Episode III soundtrack gives this whole situation the tragic something . And it fuels my hate . I am a Jedi . Every . Fucking . Time . Who celebrates spring break in August ? BUT WHY ? WHY DO YOU WANT YOUR CUM IN YOUR MOUTH ? She . . . she's so * wet * . Is this why I can't find a girlfriend ? ! Cause they're all at home balancing objects on their face ! ? ... " Mr . Morish , a retired painter and decorator " That's ... beautiful I didn't expect Coleman to speak like that That CSM force is ( just nearly ) an exact replica of a recent Beat Matt Batrep . I got a 25 % off coupon for Deus Ex : Human Revolution .... I already own that game , I got it 2 weeks ago .. and not being able to clear its orbit has nothing to do with its gravitational field ( read size ) ? But the title is so tame Thus all the ( / ) it covers the bases Gee thanks jesus We are still waiting ... You cheated on your gf with your mom ... Better than SAW , the game I got for free . I think it got a 55/100 score . Redditor for 2 minutes Think about that long and ... hard . They stalled Monday night football I love how 90 % of Big Bang Theory fans pride themselves on being part of the 10 % who got the joke . And he follows Molag Bal's order to kill you . * eyes username * I still sometimes goof and call it " Crap Cleaner " . On a good day I'll get a giggle out of the customer . On a bad day , Honestly I share their sentiment . You really had trouble saying " Stop " just because she was coming on to you ? Either you have serious self-control issues ( and really wanted to fuck that 13 - year-old , to which I can only respond * Only * once ? Looks more like the dog is getting raped Yes , yes I do .... unfortunately . Possibly more importantly ... I think you just identified another fallacy relating to God's omniscience and omnipotency . If God is all knowing , he's incapable of learning , yet we are capable of learning . Therefore human's possess an ability that God cannot , removing god omnipotency ? This is also really similar to the problem of God's omnibenevolence regarding the capability of " evil " . My mom's name is Trudy .... Yes , it's a good thing she's not growing up thinking she's really made of sugar like so many kids in her generation are . Jimmy Fallon and a bunch of voice actors get picked over Sean " Day [ 9 ] " Plott ? Good enough for Forbes top 30 under 30 for helping to bring e-sports into the mainstream but apparently not good enough for ign Hole thing ? I see what you did there . I made that face right before I looked down to your comment . i ate my own poop once when i was little .... on purpose .. Is it just me or are more hipster chicks starting to wear their hair shorter ? Also seeing that terrible 80s half shaved hairstyle coming back . I think we both see the phallic symbol here ... You don't have OCD . You're just fuckin paranoid . after all these months lurking reddit , i can say that i'm pretty numb to most things on the internet now . but this , this i can't get over . Actually , people have come up to me and told me this before . TAKE . THAT . BACK . That's fucking terrifying Animal cruelty I have a feeling they're the kind of people who'd say " They're not the * real * Maya " Back of the face ? Im fairly certain that Apple has stated that they want people to view Apple , not as a brand but as a culture much funner ... That is bullshit , I still draw stickmen and I'm definitely not represented on that chart of yours , that doesn't make me a retard . I certainly hope ... Praise Talos You can hear them ? The W is an upside down M instead of an actual W card . And playing with the bordered UI on ? One older sister , one younger sister and three younger brothers ... no memory of any such experiments taking place . Windows + L locks the computer requiring a password to get back on , useful if you live with a bunch of snoopy siblings that like to get on your computer while you're in the bathroom , then complain when you try and kick them off I don't want to name particular names , but in my early days on this forum , I came on looking for basically some community to talk to . What I was met with was a " I heard on the radio that the city has decided not to plow any secondary streets . They apparently plan on letting mother nature do their job for them . We caught a friend throwing up on the zinc , when another of my friends started yelling at him for throwing up on his dishes he answered " I'm not throwing up ... I'm washing them for you " he then grabbed the plates and stared throwing them into a garbage can ... I have the strangest feeling someday I'll be saying this exact same thing to my pet , with my spouse in front of me Definitely insane - now there asking " Would lowering the minimum wage be good for jobs ? " They exist , though I'm sure you're just Import taxes ? Take a guess . But do you want to know something funny ? The brazilian iPhone 4S 16GB is so expensive that it's actually cheaper to travel to New York by plane , stay at a hotel for one day , buy the iPhone 4S 16GB there and then travel back by plane . So import taxes aren't always the problem here . It's shit like this ladies True and truer . I guess it was an off the cuff post on my part , as I know he was working with a lot of Jordan's materials anyways ... and Brandon himself is excellent . A small part of me was going " Sloooow it down ! first mention of dota Habs and Oilers sheets There needs to be a " mark all as read " feature . Mine shows 53 and I really don't want to go through them one by one to clear out the badge . Rick roll . This changes everything ... Click a link to see catastrophic flood damage in Japan , first have to sit through an ad full of smiling white people playing Guitar Hero . I'm an audiophile / dj / producer and everytime someone asks me if the Beats by dre are any good , i just If the ' blackifying ' of films bothers you , try watching Death at a Funeral . It's the EXACT same movie , with all the genuinely funny parts removed or ruined , or replaced with generic Big Momma's Big House style of ' black ' comedy Well , you better show up this time Those fries look radioactive It's so hard finding girls who are into Twilight ... Indeed . Also , I've just noticed there's a black thong hanging from Gilda's tail , and she has a pierced nipple . Why does all the good stuff get posted when I'm playing Skyrim ? * Kate Middleton is on the money here . Hahaha , try listening to the skyrim soundtrack while doing something normal ... like walking . Makes your walks so much more dramatic Anybody else notice that Chad Pennington pwns the hell out of Dan Marino and Brett Farve on this list ? What the fuck ? .... " Just because I'm your boyfriend doesn't mean I restrict your actions . " I'm pretty sure being in an exclusive relationship means you are restricted from sleeping with other people , but I could be wrong . It's even worse when the title is this : Waitwaitwait . He does Festus * * AND * * Farengar ? What the hell man , those voices don't sound anywhere near similar . oh and her stepmom is my teacher Mine spawned in lava / Flex My bro said to show it blown up too And male dolphins will isolate and harass a female dolphin to exhaustion , then gang rape her . Im giving aquatic mammals a lot of that's just what happens when you impale a dog through the head with a stick Ooooh gossip ! That's not a TL ;D R . To whom . You forgot to end that with " , eh ! " . I think you mean " too quickly they are multiplying , damnit " Jesus Foxing Christ that is cute It's * * the internet * * Really ? They spelled " realize " wrong on the captions ... Thanks . And ya think ? I thought it needed something that clearly implied the voice wasn't God at all , and that the person was actually deeply troubled ... ' cuz ... it's funny . ( Well ... the voices in my head were laughing . ) Oh finger error . Ha I saw that too and freaked out a little bit This made me laugh harder than I'm comfortable with I was a little too preoccupied staring at the thumbnail of the girl with the cereal . Was that what I was looking for ? I used to live there Fucking yes . I hate when my friends do that , but I don't think they'll even listen to me . " Yo dude , and maybe ya just want me to spit on ya face instead , huh ? " You guys are fucking wackjobs . You can't open pictures at work that displays chicks with little clothing posing in front of a mirror . It's almost just as bad . I don't know whether you work or not , or what kind of job , but you have to realize if you work in an office with not so openminded people around you , ( like , older , women , for example ) , shit's gonna hit the fan ! For your sake , I hope nobody else is good at that too Same here . Jesus Christ that thing in the back Wait , you mean to tell me that Ralphie was in the Hangover movie ? I wonder ..... What happened when he finished ? Did his .... I don't know fuck it . Cum go into the seafood ? How is there not over 1 million likes for Ron Paul ? Where are you so I can tackle-fuck you ? I kept reading this as holocaust diner . " I don't create drama . Drama follows me . " says it's " not that good " but looks exactly like it . Instead of giving you the " His wiener ! Why > EDIt : Amazed at all the downvoting going on in this thread . Maybe I was wrong about this community So has he actually replied to a single comment ? What the ? You didn't need to , the majority had already seen this . Tried that route before . No use nitpicking and besides spelling isn't the issue here . And then there's the part where you feel like an idiot for inadvertently spelling something wrong yourself after correcting the other person - case in point ' specious ' for ' species ' If somebody tells me that I'll be raging lol Reddit continues to like things that I don't like . You posted this 11 hours ago I could excuse it for a typo , but he spelt it wrong twice , 2 different ways . This is all sounding too familiar ... Why do you have no objectives Not available in Canada ? Really ? Does Reddit count as reading ? Especially females who look like Daniel Radcliff it's ironic how i usually read 200-500 comics a day on this site and remember every single repost months later . Because gay men aren't men Most of the time I read non-fiction and anything that I can learn a thing or two from . This notion that reading isn't cool is exactly whats wrong with the education system today . Especially when people can go off getting some ass hat type degree when you know they couldn't even make Kraft dinner right AFTER reading the directions . I did the exact same thing . Exactly . iMessage ? Really ? * At least * 5 yeas . Even if it is a beer viral , it's still very cool =D ..... Fuck everything about this . It was listed as a recommendation in r / whalebait Yea it should be you're . It was crashing for me as well . All online retailers still managed to sell out though " Above image from The Hunt For Red October " Got paypal to work . Check your country , it said I was in the United Arab Emirates every time . Yeah , weird things happen in Canada too . Look at Justin Bieber . It must be so nice to have mommy and daddy pay for everything Omfg ... So true ! Stan told me about it ... . I hope he isn't telling you that while taking your money This is actually pretty racist . Snow monkeys ? Like Porch monkeys but colder ? And black hearts ? wait , how old are you ? What the .... FUCK Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt ...... If you made a present to your wife .. Where is it ? ლ ( I think I love you . everything .. ? Her being litterbox trained is a plus . She'll hop around the house when i'm around , because she has a bit of a taste for electric wires Waaittt a minute . I saw this same picture a month or two ago with a different caption . with all these replies ... I wonder how many teachers must have noticed and then quickly looked away What's wrong with you people ! Dreads = the flag is hanging the wrong way It never ceases to amaze me how Valve cannot anticipate these problems in advance and buy / move some more server capacity for these events Since when has measuring yourself become rocket science ... How did I whoosh ? To undo your baptism , you must do the Black Sacrament and then have the priest who baptized you killed . It is the only way . " It will be the talk of your next tailgate . " i know , but i've seen people jam it in there ... then they say " it was a bitch to plug in " . This damn mystery is very mysterious . This had better not be just a load of barnacles I like how he stops playing and this is the dog's face : > edit 2 : This is the most upvotes I've gotten since I flashed my tits Why is the toaster empty when the knob's still up ? We were shown pictures about this is one of my psyc classes and a few people passed out . I can't believe it's still done today ! I think some people still believe and practice it today How do female elephants cope with that Future BLT , but hope the mama isn't right on his heels Why . Seems logical to me The meth was good ? This is what happens when your at the circus then let a clown persuade you to sit on ... His dartboard No . " The burnt paper " ..................................... ESPN Fantasy Hockey Let me just give $ 100,000 to Cleveland Everytime I try to look up the lyrics for specifically my thoughts , on both an observational end and a personal experience end I resemble that comment . Well they did fuse on a few occasions . Maybe they had a son ... with each other Bara om du kommer med ett bättre förslag ... If you're a member of the IATSE union , they are in support of SOPA Liar , I asked if you minded if I posted it on reddit . I can screen cap the conversation and post it . Shouldn't you be able to answer that , Squirrel * mike * ? I wouldn't mind that it's a repost but ... it isn't even the original YouTube video I would give you the largest two ppl predicted the 76ers to win the atlantic division ... You linked to a site called " The Smart Man's Guide to Women " that cites no scientific references despite giving statistics and evolutionary psychology . ( I don't care if I get the reference I'm staying This is not your grammaw . I've seen this in several other places and tineye shows it being on a few blogs . What subreddit do you think this is ? gliding action It could be a lot worse * Looks at Origin So . I know this is a little late .. but I typed in Tulsa in the search bar to see if there was really a post for us haha and I'm glad there is now ! Just upset that I'm so late to the party I can't believe I never noticed this then what do you want lol ? - you don't expect someone to buy something from the store that is worth more then you're offering Mewtwo is so badass that he actually has a Dragonite as his mailman 60 subscribers Nice Radio 1 rip TIL r / PicsOfDeadKids doesn't really bother me anymore I see what you did there Is this cyanide and happiness ? Or is it ... « Ce reddit est bilingue » TIL i live in a third world country ... I kept waiting for the " Press Esc ... " message to go away . I'm giving up on women for the moment , especially when my ex told me she's been seeing her new boyfriend for 4 months . Through complex mathematics I can come to the conclusion that since we only broke 3 months ago there is some over-lap . Kirsten Gillibrand and Charles Schumer are both top recipients of money from ... * both opposing AND supporting interests of this bill * . The former theory is false . Vegito's hair doesn't look like this guy's while not Super Saiyan , and Super Saiyan Vegito has only two bangs , while this guy had four while Super Saiyan , much like Super Saiyan Goku . As for the latter ... I just learned champion mechanics and game knowlege . the most deep wisdom I've ever had was smartcasting Also forever on call , and I carry a duty pager one week a month for the engineering group . It's from the future ! they can cast spells and use my Thu ´ um ´ s I'm down in Corpus Christi right now and it's miserable , cold , windy and raining . Where I live now in DC , the weather is much better . Makes me go Don't snoop in other people's phones without their consent . I still can't even cut the paper perfectly straight or cleanly when using these That spoof is so awful that actually made me like Tosh . 0 Sounds like one guy who I was friends with in 6th grade . i will see this picture much differently now That guy looks awfully familiar . [ insert deity here ] bless you ... Err , well ... Us anyways . I have the same crap ass shift . That's the one . i have maxed-out settings on my 1000 $ laptop with 110 FPS This is why graphic design majors don't like advertising majors I thought I was clever , and witty for thinking of that . Then ... Your post I know most men don't like this descriptive applied to themselves , but you're * adorable * . I just made a little * squee * , and my boyfriend i got 33 % on rage for my 7 cents ... i begin to think that someone at valve is following the shitty things i get ( coupons / coals exclusively ) and just thought " hey that guy must be ragin yet lets give him something special for his 7 coals " ............. Don't have nude pictures of your ex as your background Doesn't even matter , the function isItChristmas ( ) never gets called How considerate of them to spread it out . The clap Your carpet looks like mine ! did you break into my apartment ? I was so scared to continue reading your comment ( username Just in case the OP does this , I'm placing these " eyes of disapproval " here for the co-worker ! Why do my posts always seem to get tagged nsfw The jolly ranchers story doesn't qualify as awkward , it's disgusting . So don't even bother posting it . Yeah , fuck charity ! I'm not against the death penalty as a whole , but a lot of states are acting like children with assault rifles . ^ Texas & nbsp ; Well , as long as I can think for myself and make my own decisions , I think I'm perfectly capable of being a terrible person ... Ah well . Aww , you did ? I think that comment just made my day for some reason , haha . And I guess I do have a lot of life left , unless I'm unlucky enough to die a premature death . What if he actually thinks like that and just used this chance to express his opinions freely without being judged because everyone except for sardmuffins will think it is sarcastic ? That joke To make sure I was alive , because I wasn't moving . You're right , since the oppression in my country is not as bad as the oppression in your country , I'll just ignore policies allowing the military to detain citizens without trial and reports of police tying a man naked to a chair and pepper spraying him to death . It's the same in hospitals ; whenever someone is diagnosed with cancer , all appendicitis patients are dropped . I want this . Stealing for next year . i swear i read this story in another thread , but i can't quite remember ... My Little Pony . If you don't care , don't read them . I got banned for saying " gg noobs " at the end of a bot game It's impossible that you are actually a cat like your username would make people believe . Everyone knows cats can't make afternoon plans Some people say ... that video at the bottom .... I suggest we replace the ' literally hitler ' phrase with ' literally the GoDaddy CEO ' as that faggot is 100 times worse ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Call me a wanker , insult my mother , slap me if you must but NEVER call me a daily mail reader That's just wrong and completely unentertaining , the ~ ~ opposite of ~ ~ same as all reddit novelty accounts . Those are from me . to ask me if i was asleep .... RPG : Dungeon Siege III ... I had a friend that gave me a gift on steam once ..... I abruptly declined and uninstalled steam , he is no longer my friend > Wow , you you assume that because the majority of the people here are males , they will automatically be misogynistic racists , and we are offensive when we make an off color joke ? This year the schools where I live asked the Jewish parents not to keep the kids home for the second days of Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur because they were missing too much school . Then we get nearly three weeks off for Christmas you better hope he's a thorough wiper He wasn't supposed to open that until tomorrow When the hell did you manage to sneak out of my vagina ? Dude , you smoke an eighth every 2 days and you don't know about resin ? C'mon now The one thing that isn't American is made in America " rail " Asian , White > Can not unsee .... still eating my taco how ever YA I KNOW , PRETTY FUNNY RITE ? ? ... > Weren't the ' independent ' election monitors funded by the US State Department ? * didn't see it , didn't see it * what the fuck ? ! o . 0 Sick board .... but why the flows ? ! Can't tell You can recognize rascal flatts lyrics ? And my axe ! I'll just give myself a When did we turn black ? Number 2 comment is an arrow-to-the-knee joke This happened with my dad a little while ago . ( Black Ops instead of BF3 , but same concept ) He walks in and is like " Why are you shooting over your teammates ? " I explained to him that I couldn't hurt them and proceeded to unload into their backs . He walked out of the room with a very not necessarily the middle of the night , but yesterday this girl I know texted me at 8am to say sorry for texting me really early the previous day and waking me up Where the fuck are you hanging out ? fuck me they are talking about amphetamine like it's not bad at all You're damn right you do . Sorry , but why does squirtle look like he jizzed on his ? I think your main problem here is that your eating Easter chocolate on Christmas . It snowed ? I must have missed it cause I only remember it raining recently " I totally understand where you're coming from — I used to think the same thing , myself — but once you try it , you'll come around . You're just not there yet . " Cool cases but YUCK Ohio state . Michigan man here . Can't approve . As an Alaskan , Run to your presents and unwrap them ... dude , that REALLY looks like shit . Isn't this song about date-rape ? Donald ... Alien Blue HD ... For reading Reddit : 3 ... it even has a [ It's ... for ... YOU It's fucking winter out there Ok . This gag is already old . Stop Point out that PERCENT True Damage is not countered by HP - Get downvoted . Why would you go AD on Fizz ? oh god why the picture Oh . Oooooooooohhhh . Oh god why . Read the title as " She ’ s Too Young For Double Penetration " I was expecting Ace Venture , neither of you delivered . I am disappoint . Is it just me or is there some demon in the frame of your grandma's bedroom ? For a brief period of time , there was a legit iOS port of VLC Player , but it was quickly removed from the App store because it was just TOO awesome . Maybe ? Oh god . This isn't a question at all sir . Why , this looks like a demand D-Bryan buried himself a little too much Video removed And a Merry Xmas to you too What the fuck . is . cussing . www.pornhub.com problem solved . Ps - OP , how the fuck did that happen . i thought this sounded familiar , thanks for the link , I remember seeing it once before and having the same Tl ;D r : reddit helped me ace my classes . My cracked iPhone doesn't . looks like the old bloke is checking your sister out hope he's not your dad Are you fucking kidding me ? " Theres a difference between rough sex et al . and rape " isn't a question For scientific reasons .... Why did you put your face near the book ? Fuck . I paid full price ... This just in , Artisis likes hot sauce ! “ Leí algo que seguramente en mi vocaci ón por la pol ítica alentaba ese esp íritu . Fueron varios libros , algunos , La silla del águila , de Krauze ” I see what you did there I right-clicked and reopened the image in a new tab ... I own a Burton Bullet , I was also at Snowshoe WV a couple Thursdays ago , in the rain . Rape a dude Damn toasters fraking up my posts That is Kobe's hand , unless her right hand has two thumbs ... What is she doing with his lightsabre That's it ! You're all going to bed without supper tonight ! Yes ... I'm waiting ah this reminds me of the time a couple of weeks ago when a really good looking girl asked me for a dance , needless to say i thought she was asking a different question and casually said no , she walks off look round to my friends , then , How could you possibly think you wouldn't get any upvotes ? That's not how that meme works . I think he is implying that he is a hypocrite therefore conveying the joke That word , I don't think it means what you think it means . Why do I even know that this is Christina Aguilera … so its not another insidious blunder by the evil registrar godaddy , its just a privacy setting issue ? I heard the new Mission Impossible movie was good . Not sure if you want theatre or DVD or ... I thought they were making a huge deal about bringing Steamworks to ps3 This literally describes how it was working in apple retail . Customers were either 16 or 90 .. Tell us . WE MUST KNOW . Yeah , you * would * say that , ev3rclear . That matched the Deadmau 5 I was listening to perfectly . On every repetition as well . Try sharing your ACTUAL birthday with Christmas I don't want to live on this planet anymore Wait , what if ... That was * almost every comic here * ? Pfft mi comentario est á pendiente de aprobaci ón > Why this stigma that a single person spends their holidays completely differently to people in a relationship . Misty does not have a Squirtle . I wasn't aware that people actually saw that movie I was avidly saying to myself , " Yes DownVotesAllCats , you ARE doing it right ! " Until I noticed you placed the knife on the wrong side of the plate . Hmm if is was slendy .. could I do this ? Do you understand emoticons like this " these days " The ending made it all ok . But what if the in-law part means it's OP's wife's husband ? I was given my grandfather's 20 - year-old cavalier wagon when I got my license , but the catch was that I had to fix it . The thing was the definition of a rust bucket . I spent days underneath that car working on it , getting it running again , and I used it for well over a year . When it finally died I was sad to see it go away on a flatbed to the junkyard . And to think that there are little shits out there who complain that they got a Benz . I say get rid of the bold . We need to be told that it's a reflection , I think . Other than that , short , to the point , and sent a chill down my spine on Christmas . I've seen girls draw penises in my house on a chalkboard wall I counted the letters in your " ffffuuuuu " ... only to find it was exactly f7u12 Gg on trying to shoot down even further the confidence of someone who does not think too highly of themselves but maintains a shred of confidence by rating themselves as something reasonable in their minds . Oh , also gg on posting something irrelevant , unfunny , dickish / trollish and off-topic all in one sentence That's only if you buy it used . If you buy it new it only costs $ 1250 ... High school science classes lied to me ! ლ ( It's getting late . For some reason I read the title as " I caught a coyote " , and my first thought was " you tried to breastfeed it ? If she's going to get you ferretskin socks , she could at least leave the original heads on them . Maddening . Okay , thanks a lot man . I'll have to see what I can workup as a socket to the web chat . Making me drag out C sockets Twitch.TV ... Parents were called and he ( cop ) threatened to get me on statutory rape . I was 18 , she was 17 . Category " Childrens Religion " Need ... this ... NAO Why are people calling their ISP because they can't connect to their WiFi ? What were you doing with a video camera outside his house ? ? ? What is tragic for the children of the world is how many OPs there are out there who are scum and abandon their family for some flavor of the week girl And he gives a review of a game when he hasn't even finished it . I fought 2 elder dragons at the same time . I quicksaved a bunch during the fight , and at one point , quicksaved right as one was in front of me and the other landed next to me . It took many , many reloads to win that one . And the first time I killed them both , a bandit killed me before I could save . Totally agreed , and I really enjoyed learning about the phrase ! Sorry I didn't mean to admonish you it's just that reading that closing line left me all ' I love the thing the lady does with her hips at the end . I'd downvote this post . " OH NO GUYS , A BODY-BUILDING BLACK GUY ! " Yeah , she bought you something nice and you probably just bought yourself a firearm ... I'm so confused ... that links to a post " my gf made this " and this one is " my mom made this " . Wat . HOLY BALLS ! Nice try , Oscar De La Hoya's friend . Lee Sin WAT . We need more instructional pics .. for science of course . You handled that really well and kept calm , haha I totally would have lost my cool . I was getting an eye twitch even reading that , especially when they start saying they will ' pray for you ' This was literally posted yesterday . My mom's exact words : " We didn't buy enough * living room * this year . " NO . I don't care if its shaped like a child molestation , if its good candy you eat it . Why did you take a picture of his corpse ... it's not actually an audi . I just googled pictures of cars so I didn't have to draw it out . We used to have spare keys , but my sister lost them This is exactly what I am not looking for . Except for dungeoneering . but even YOU N'WAH ! That name is disturbingly relevant Too wide for penis ^ penis ^ penis ^ penis Even if I did have a concealed weapon with me in there , how would they know about and enforce their rule ? Why wasn't * he * waiting for you on the bed today ? You've only requested games in your account and never given one , I'm not going to count your entry . 20 dollar shipping is completely ridiculous , utterly ridiculous you fuckin with me ? TIL tl ; af Not if you wear pants under them . Yeah ... Those damn Any Time Machine Machines . You can get a PhD in homeopathy How is it possible to do that in a day I still haven't played MW3 but I wanted to know how it ends too . But then I heard the campaign was shorter than MW1 ... Zombies can smell blood . We can't have a woman bleeding out every 28 days and leading the Zed right to our location . They're a liability . Winston says that . This makes me glad I'm working in a small company , comparatively . While we don't go bleeding edge ( except , you know , * when we do * I wish . This reminds me of the time they released Halo Reach on the market in August of last year and charged a million points for it , I think . And somebody bought it Really .... you couldn't remember this song ? One of the most overplayed and joked about songs ever .... GIFs don't work on Facebook You can't Hashtag on Facebook . your name ... 3000 isn't alot ! written in the main post ! OK Cupid's data analysis blog found that girls doing it actually got more messages from potential matches than girls who didn't I swear I haven't been drinking too much eggnog , but totally read the title as " I just put a bra area on my deck " If you can just do these like Sha-BLAP ! I would pay you like 20 $ for one of these ... N0 ^ No ^ No ^ No ^ No ^ No ^ No ^ No ^ No ^ No ^ I know when I start playing Skyrim I gain 30 pounds and a mustache . Awesome thumbnail Hundreds of bubbles bursting I've heard this one before . I don't see a diamond ... I'm damn serious The shoulder pads are on backwards . To anyone who thinks this is a great idea , PLEASE don't do it if you have downstairs neighbors Or maybe they could be gay with a fetish . Her eyes are freaking me out Where's the lightning kid dressed up as minnie mouse looks like a younger version of my boyfriend ........ Now I'm imagining people having sex to the beat of a metronome . Thanks I have never in my life , through several times of attempting to do so , been able to comprehend this game . No . Do you live in my house ? The one I found wasn't his , my mistake . It's either he got downvoted and deleted it or is just lying for internet points . Either way ; Internet Explorer OP doesn't even have the decency to upvote the comments Not sure if grossed out , or impressed - . - Where are you ? BARBAS WOULD KILL US ALL I just ended a ~ 5 year streak of not being sick . I thought I simply ' didn't get sick anymore ' but my genius co-worker shows up sick , tried to sneeze into his arm , missed , and sneezed directly in my face He doesn't support my right to my own body for starters .... Which is kind of a big one to me , seeing as I have a uterus and all ... > i'm sure that " south town " ( wherever that is ) hasn't had snow either . You should not be taste testing your compressed air . I wouldn't expect much story resolution from ' Borderline_Porn ' Glad the secret ingredient wasn't Hair Oh God , my grandfather suggested we check those out yesterday ... I better not get hit on by any reddit girls . Now you vanished from my list and i have your request . I accept it , and it comes back . Omg that first one with the owl ... What in the actual fuck ? ! I had a slight typo when i entered mine That makes two of us So is the OP duckface Wow thats bad . You're a class act , ScadeyDrummer Ah memories of ripped frenulums past ... Just ordered it from amazon . Thanks for the heads up on its existence . I see there's a guide for assassin's creed . Might get it since I have the game but have been unable to play it due to the odd key combos needed to navigate , climb , jump , etc . and before the haters can pounce , yes , I'm an old dude and it takes me longer to get up to speed , but at least I'm trying . Let's see if you can say the same when you reach my age Your name is obviousstatement , how ironic ... Totally . It's been really horrible how he's helped save the economy from the brink of a depression , reformed the health care system , lowered taxes on the middle class , provided more funding for veterans ' health , ended Don't Ask Don't Tell , and got us out of Iraq . This administration has just been a fucking Greek tragedy so far . I thought She is working with the enemy what kind of sorcery allows you to log back in if you ever get logged out ? There's ... there's ... * sediment * there . / r / wtf you live up to your description ... You have to try to hit spells in a teamfight ? I have the weirdest boner right now She's looks like Lila from Dexter She knew he was the one when he got thrown through a window in a bar fight and came back inside for his beer . ( I wish I was making this up . These people are insane . I don't always post on reddit , but when I do it's when I see a pretty pussy , stay wet my friend Surely 1 topic is enough guys I don't know about your hair but your friend on the left is a hottie sure would love to see her give you a hair cut while she's naked . You know the one on the first pick with the pretty eyes . Just saying . > Dont breed shit . Oh my lord , they're breeding . I sincerly hope that T-shirt does not read " I heart N-Control " . also another plus is that my ones feel like the real deal , which was really surprising the first time i touched another pair ( of female ones your grandma is your mom ? Sailor Moon was 14 Are you wearing socks with sandals ? First red flag : * * " Professional body armor " * * i . e . Tae Kwon Do chest protector . Yeah what slashfitnessalt said Bearbacking is dangerous I'm starting to think people have no idea Crit is Randomly Generated , and is not affected greatly by its own % Chance and that the statistical point of view is almost insignificant ( to a point ) . Thanks for your helpful feedback I love the little rag doll animation of my character before I die , at least the deathlords give me a bit of laughter before my death Great idea , except the horrible thought of having a / r / spacedicks tent . Loved this game on GBA . I was so excited to hear it was coming to iOS ( specifically iPad ) . It was promised in the fall but I am still waiting on the iPad version This has been known for 3 weeks Damnit Rick , there were three things and you only remember one now ? Well I know I'd vote for him . We agree on all the key social issues ! ! ! Um ... seriously these people think it's not sexual assault if she's had sex before ? WTF ? ! ! ! It isn't ... You'd think " dissolution of [ ... ] skeletal mass " would be an ill-effect . I don't even play that much anymore because my girlfriend's spoiled most of it for me . " Never let anyone touch that beautiful hair . " " cute little kid " ' ... I didn't plan that ' * * Sounds like you've done it before Apparently he's not ... I sent him $ 10 ( for delivery to the UK ) and have had no word back since ... It is , we really need to beef up security at Site 19 What the heck is going on ? I was out last week I had a game where everyone was convinced the only way to play Ursa was to low level solo Rosh ( " lvl 1 , or 7 to be safe " ) and rush a vlads as your first item . Frogs are amphibians . And it only took 5 comments into the thread Clever Girl They probably have a guy who does all their social accounts , he may even be a redditor I can only assume she is referring to oral sex . Wow ! This is soooo true . Have some karm ... wait ... Is it sad I read that in Teamfourstar's Vegeta's voice ? Where is the source ? Or is this fan made ? EDIT 1 : I fell for it Looking at his last post , dragons were mentioned in the bible This is why I hate straight men . If you don't want me , don't act like it . I am literally blown away by Bowman not making it . He and Willis played 1a / 1b all season . > if we had a sarcastic font I stopped reading after she compared Men's Rights to Beating Women and Jailbait . I actually read it as " coconut pie " and didn't think twice about it until my sister , who has been living out of Miami for a few years , read it and was The Earth didn't have 7 million people for 3 billion years . I have 2 carboys , so I rack to secondary and pour a new batch over the yeast cake . I'm doing this to keep my costs down , a new carboy would get my a Is it wrong to love dubstep ? Seems like people on reddit are haters Why the hell is the text in book two slightly higher ? ... Said the internet explorer user > Oh , Sorry , I forgot all relationships are exactly the same and everyone probably has the same schedules and is exactly equally tired at the end of the day . Hah , wow - what a loaded question . No , your question doesn't contain a presumption of guilt at all ... You said that twice . So 9GAG ... we meet again I have tried , so many times , to get into this game . I just can't enjoy it . And I have no idea why So you want her to pay you ? Shame on us prudish Americans not being cool with middle-aged men fucking barely post-pubescent girls ................... your username .... WFG uses linked in to build their contact lists Some capitalist . ...... I like apple products I broke my knee and fractured my shin . Total cost ( Hospital , Emergsncy , Paramedics , and the visit for no reason to some rehab place ) ~ $ 18,000 . " THE MEMBER HAS DELETED THE UPLOAD " 23yo m not looking for sex ... How did you know ? God , you so aren't alone ;-) Aside from being furry , they have virtually no resemblance with sergals .. What have you been drinking ? This is the top comment on the original You don't tell him ? Lol what ? Wonder if he left his shoes on . If so fair game , Better not be a bar girl What could possibly go wrong ? Why the lighter bud ? You aren't smoking marijuana cigarettes are you ? That's rough , not even LA wants them ... I want to execute large portions of the population when watching stuff like this Yes , because since I don't like him for being a homophobe I'd vote for that homophobe . Hey ! Me too ! Yay for rational texans ! My wife and I were driving home today ( 5 hour drive ) and we made a game out of how many bumper stickers we could count that referenced religion , Obama , speaking English , and Texas secession . Got up to 135 . They almost always were next to hunting stickers Yay , something positive here in this subreddit ... with not-so-positive replies Just don't blame your son * You're * one to talk , Stinkyfacefoot So as an ET on a submarine I'll tell you that we don't have cable or Internet .. Stop existing . Hopefully your brother doesn't browse gonewild Damn you . Why the trained observer .... " no one tells me no , especially when they are 4 years old " If you feel itchy and uneasy after looking at clusters of holes then you may have trypophobia . I , on the other hand , think that I have quite the opposite ( trypophilia ) They seem to dive less than professional football players . Yeah , that is also a reason why a lot of nightmares happen . For example , I had a dream I was banging a hot chick , when BOOM ! It was Tommy from The Rugrats I was banging ! I literally woke up with this face -> I uh ... never heard that before I see what you did there . 201 is the best I hope to ever bowl Seems like a lot of stuff in there is in Spanish or Italian . yep . Also , as I understand it , the mane 6 have jobs , houses and adult responsibilities , but the show is still somehow pedophilia . Fun fact 2 : CCP , devs pf EVE Online , hired an economist to help them sort out space combat . seem legit . Comic Sans ... Probably the one who got caught lifting GW pics for that website you busted . I'm 26 and feel I need some of this advice being given linda ... im waiting . That tupperware joke makes a lot more sense now . And you guys thought the " . xxx " domain names were just created at an opportune time , for the hell of it The last time I went to a pawnshop looking for a gun ( Drako for an SBR project ) I was called a hooligan , criminal , and trouble maker for wanting such a gun . Meanwhile he's got a wall full of over priced DPMS ARs and WASRs right behind him . What really pissed me off about this post is that , again , people seem to think that Reddit is their personal army . " The internet will hear about this " ? This would be a really nifty place for the mother of that incestous dude to post why she started fucking her son . Apparently at least one fuck was given . I will marry your friend one day Especially while he's sleeping ! At first I thought the new girl was your daughter ... Would've been ~ ~ so much worse After reading the title I thought it was talking about the fans in the erupption zone who dressed up as a blue spiderman . First time on Reddit where I thought * 1 person liked this * Probably . She kept saying , " but these are leather " . The one's I bought were suede .. Thanks for the contribution . That dresser and desk were destroyed You're point is that you hate downvotes but I'm pretty sure you downvote all of my replies to you as they are 1 until right before you reply when they turn to 0 So that adress is 3 blocks from where I work Funny , I'm noticing I have one less negative . Someone must have upvoted my posts right before you posted this ... NETFLIX , Y U NO PUT ON INSTANT ? ! ? ! ლ ( NO HE MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT . Good thing you didn't say Maartje 1990 . Josh Mcdumbass I ... am ... ashamed ... The fuck ? I didn't see the penthouse one ... [ ] ( / wat ) Don't know whether to upvote or downvote ... Eh , happy holidays , have an upvote . Still , though ... when you can't think of a witty title you call it We are not caught in a landslide , there is in fact an escape from reality , and this needs to end here . Hey . I was only posting the pic this app had on profile for her . Google search is or creepers . Yeah , that's not what that means . Have you even looked in a dictionary ? Or , you know , the real world ? Have fun with your conspiracies , bud . I'm so glad they say 14 That makes sense ... I'm glad they state 14 No sir , I don't like it . Aurora borealis desert =/ dessert Looks purple . Looks like it needs a better trimming job It's the I love that show ! I forgot all about it though " Brazilian " I'm as bad as the xmas noobs so I haven't noticed . You could have at least said that that was a dark brotherhood spoiler and shes over 1500 elo ( great , I just got llama piss all over my keyboard A college professor of mine kept referring to the " p'duff " file he was going to email us . He was trying to say PDF . I will point out that I had an extremely shitty babysitter for kindergarten and first grade . She didn't really watch us and had a bratty kid that could do whatever she wanted , including hitting me in the head with plastic toys . I once mentioned what the kid was doing and was told just to deal with it . It was either retaliate against someone younger than me and hurt them or not get screamed at by the babysitter . I dragged my ass through six miles of snow and late buses to get here , and there you are strolling into class wearing bunny slippers and * pyjama-pants ! * Glad you included a description in the comments ... my original thoughts : Damn , I wish I had seen this sooner . I bought a Vestax Spin January of this year and have had so many problems with it . The original USB cable stopped working after a few uses , and now when connected to the computer and turned on the red LED comes on but the hardware is not recognized by the software . And of course all their support suggested was trying another cable . How do you know ? My roommate pisses in empty water bottles because he is too lazy to walk to the bathroom . He collects those piss bottles under his bed and had nearly a dozen before disposing of them And then the mob disappears . It is annoying how people associate OCD with tidy-ness , I had a few people even think it was called " Obsessive Cleaning Disorder " NO , THIS ---> ಠ Me goutsta > was all like I see what you did there Never have I been sicker than when I drank 2 16 oz . steel reserves . Never again ! ! ! This is a parody site . " It's been quite a boon , looking like a child ... " Jesus killed children with bulls for making fun of a man's baldness . This , from a guy named toiletcake Same issue here JVR dips his in ketchup . Both times . I think you mean ... ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ At first I thought vending machine + free = 6 foot 8 here . Off you aren't at least 6 foot 5 OP then I'm very angry with you Wow . ಠ_ಠ < first of all ... There a touchbutton for this on the iPad app I just bought ? Thanks Reddit :) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ .. and Internet ? This is not a rage comic . oh god i hate frost trolls > I see what you did there " Letting go of memories supports a sound state of mind , ... and superior recall " .. unless you are trying to recall shit from those memories that you try to let go ... Someone posted about this on Reddit awhile back and I put the game in my cart on Amazon , but didn't buy it . Now it's out of stock except for the third party sellers who want ~ $ 100 for it . Serious business ? :) .... oh sorry ... that guy * * " YES LYDIA , I was throwing boulders at you ! You caught me ! " " aussieland " is in asia btw Yesterday I learned about seepage . Today i saw it A Popeye's commercial was on TV , and I asked my mom " Why don't we ever go to Popeye's ? " She responded with " because its for black people , son . " Conveniently , since you were on reddit , I bet this was his look : No , grandpa said he would show her later What ? No , not all unicorns are gay . The entire country of Samoa is going to time travel forward a day ... Like kyrpa ( Oh I'm sorry , I forgot we were on reddit , the most gentlemanly and PC site on the planet . Summary of this thread : I did that this year , I stood outside in the cold weather . Correction , it was colder than a well diggers ass out there . And I rang the bell for 3 hours straight ! So many people just walk by . Otherwise I'll never fit it up my ass ... Top Right pictures of the hand ... is a right hand I've managed to hit a few choppers with them but when I hit them my screen goes black as if the rocket has exploded and then a few seconds later I'm flying again and the rocket has gone straight through the chopper and actually missed Where the hell were you doing it if you managed to get caught three times in a row ? I love how in this promotional video to attract clients , a member of his staff ( wearing a wife beater ? ) flicks off the camera , and Paul says " mother fucking . " Gauge hole smell is effing rank . anti aliasing AND THEN TWILIGHT HAPPENED When I was at university , the local Hillel did a promotion for Birthright that I initially thought was rather clever - condoms with the note " Israel : It's Safe to Come ! " . Then I noticed that the note was stapled to the condoms . We ... we are the same person That is * not * an option . I was talking to a friend a few years ago , back when the first Twilight book came out . She's a fundy , and was talking about being excited to read it . I asked her , " Wait , it's OK to read about vampires and werewolves , but not about witches and wizards ? " And she replied , " Well , everyone knows that vampires and werewolves don't exist . " With the implication that witches and wizards do ... Anyone else notice the Maybe in another 35 yrs we can not discuss this again You tried to buy $ 1600 worth of software for $ 50 and you're concerned that something sketchy may have happened ? Good call on throwing up the Reddit Columbus bat-signal . 38-1 in HC TDM Using the Specialist Package ... 1st death came at 22 kills I wondered for a minute too , then realized the christmas lights are held up up with binder clips , its not just a random picture of a bird bath with clips and icicles . Not roots , but still , Can't rape the willing Why don't you have a seat over there ? Here u go : 3 Box of tissues . Are you kidding me ? That's not the only thing he * never * does ... Why would you want to break your little cousin's toy ? ! Just hide it whenever you're around it if you don't want to hear it or whatever the heck it does and then give it back to her when you leave . * * Alvin and the Chipmunks : Chipwrecked * * . * Apparently , more than twice . * Typical ? Question is which parent was the lube for ? I can't believe your dad would be that quick to make that up ! Wow , he must be such a clever guy ! When I was in college a year ago the theater offered $ 5 matinee mon-thursday and I saw so many movies because you could just wait through the weekend and see the newest movie for half the price . Alas , now I'm in Tampa and a matinee is 10 bucks . Quit touching your sister / r / web_design was supposed to be for that too . But since somehow , web dev and server admin type things keep leaking into it , it's just become a big general web-related subreddit WAIT , it looks like that cameraman rushed forward for a better shot just a couple seconds BEFORE the pants fell . He KNEW they were gonna drop ! Very enlightening . " eh , that's not that shocki ..... From the thumbnail I thought it said ' GET POUNDED " Being able to switch between the different practice modes in game rather than having to go back to the menu every time . Off topic , but can someone tell me how Jesus , you look like my ex She plays .. * * without * * a * mouse * ? Yes but there are also guys you can marry in Skyrim . I'll PM , you my info ... as long you don't sign me up for an organ transplant service Maria y ... Jeremy No . Those of us with kids aren't . ayyyyyy , watch yourself , this town aint big enough for the both of us Or arrows to the knee I think that's my son manning your rear ... Idk , I guess toking is frowned upon here Defense oriented school doesn't play defense No , because rape is a horrifying thing in any case and shouldn't be perpetuated against anyone . I tried this and now my circlejerk buddies think I'm crazy you're right , it wasn't for saving the world . It was for absolutely nothing The woman didn't kill the guy ... I showed this to my husband and he asked , " why do you let them out ? " Uh , it's pretty clear the drone rolls and hits the Blackbird , causing it to go nose-up , which shears off the nose section . Not sure which movie you are watching . You think that dog is wearing a parachute ? ... You ... you monster ! ლ ( You can have dogs in your grocery stores ? Oh wow , someone with my area code or sailer And your heterosexuality . Why are you posting pics of my account ? So Reddit is highschool all over again ... complete with bigoted , racial and sexist comments ... that are PRAISED . I just realized , your username is strangely familiar to " clop-clop " If you feel like your vision is getting blurry and are starting to fade in and out of consciousness , make sure to breathe Those suits ... with those shoes ... " not too hot , not too cold " ... The jackets don't fit either No surge protection Do want ! I thought it said Eastwood * Can't think of a witty title ? Use * ya i got this with jordis and a flame cloak If only Time Warner offered it ! I'll go . I think this story needs it's own rage comic Seeing an awful lot of " wake . up . dead . Seriously , so majestic I literally posted this not even a day ago , with the same exact title ... very ... cleaver ? Like a meat cleaver ? When i was 16 i was having trying to have sex with my girlfriend ( also 16 ) at her house . Her father ( war vet ) showed up out of no where and here we are butt naked , she panic ; put on a bathrobe , threw my clothes out her window and pushed me into her closet .... So here i am butt naked into her closet where the only thing that was going to my mind was ... " this dude is gonna cut my weiner with his army knife µTorrent 1.8 . 5 . The LAST version of µTorrent . Don't try to say there's a 2.0 . It's not µTorrent My wife did this when she got her license . This is more depressing than the time 75th street brewery caught on fire . The bottom says Rapunzal from Tangled ? Hush , the resources were an EXIT_SUCCESS . Well I was going to use my savings to pay off my student loans ... So " most " ( however much that means ) Christians don't believe the holy inspired words of yahweh are valid ? ? Makes perfect sense People actually say that ? I cannot Seen it . All the disturbing comments have been deleted Ctrf + F " sodium phosphate . " on that page . Can a weapon be cool , really ? Is death cool to you ? Context on what ? Artosis Pylons ? You said kitties AND unicorns , mister . As someone with OCD , I don't tell people because the very next thing they do is start fucking with my organization . All of the Midwest is not the same . I don't know where you live , but in and around any of the larger cities ( e . g . Chicago , Minneapolis - - hell , even Milwaukee ) , the most you'll get out of being an out atheist is a couple of crazies who yell at you , some The saddest thing for me about this article is the fact I way the exact same amount as a bloody black bear . Why would one leave ones beer behind to do something , that sounds like woman logic to me . I live in Akron , in Summit county . I got stabbed in the right cheek with a screwdriver , appearently . God Fucking Damn it . I hate that shit . Thank you for bringing this up . * HELLOGIGGLES * I got stabbed in the dick . Only if I can watch Damn $ 15 bucks a bottle ? > Thank you , US Congress , for forcing more US jobs overseas ! Love * d * ? Even if they've seen all the films , start spouting EU references and they don't have a clue to what you're talking about . speaking of which , why can you only loot a tusk and a snout form a mammoth ? where's the giant pelt ? > Seriously . Thousands of karma points and you claim not to be a karma whore ? Don't remind me . hahaha just point at your shoes and make this face It looks moldy . What's OP ? Not sure if hot girl ... or fat man pretending to be hot girl There is a package on AUR also . Depends on gtk 2 . I clicked on the link , and went back wondering why this wasnt in the nsfw subreddit , i went back to the site to realize who it actually was . 280KM . In a 100 zone . Never getting in that Supra again . Aww got super excited , but then : " Posted 12 hours ago " OMG ! ! UR SO RITE ! THER SO RANDOM ! ! I BET THEY LIKE PENGUINS ! RHINOCEROS ! ! Yea , hit by dragonrend , " You didnt tell me where i had land ! HA ! " * red potatoes * I hate that they only allow you to deauthorize all . If they are going to torture us with these silly restrictions couldn't they at least let us pick which specific pc we want to deauthorize ? Username relevant ? Why would you be the receiver on your first time You don't know what blake velvet is and you paint ? Aww Yeah ! I know what's going to show on the 10th anniversary dvd / blur ray edition ! ... Why'd it take you so long to answer , huh ! ? What are you a racist or something ? I bet you thought the answer was " Two . One to screw in the old light bulb and another to steal the plasma TV . " You people make me sick ! ( What do you mean " these people " ? I got it in the dailies page . well done sir > It's because of the name . Wait ... You actually tried to explain it ? you need certificate in bios to use these keys , they are pretty much useless unless ..... This is something I really hope isn't true * Setting my penis as background on phone * Now we wait . Uh yeaahh that'll solve all his problems ... Hahahaha , good question . We make do with what we have : IHOP . Not looking forward to the one day you actually get MVP , you're going to be a geyser of semen Not me , but my daughter ( white , age 2 ) and I where in a waiting room full of mostly black people . There was one of those videos about starving children in somalia on the TV . My daughter pointed to the starving black children and said , " Look ! Its a baby monkey ! " . Got lots of With what ? That's two words . It looks beautiful ! , i am so jelly > who know angelfire was still around TIL : your vagina can fall out ... You're a moron Oh come on , you know it and you're cashing in on the karma I was over this as soon as I saw Nash in the Dallas jersey Internet Explorer Supervisor I worked with was arrested for child pornography and molestation of his seven-year old daughter . Explained a lot of his behavior around the 14 year old girls we had employed . It's your contribution to the " security " provided by the TSA . Yes , not only do you get to have your junk fondled by that borderline obese TSA agent , but you get to pay ~ $ 2.50 for the privilege ! Obviously , America is much safer now . Obviously it was so named to instill " patriotic fervor " so that no one would argue against it . And obviously , the TSA is a spot of sunshine in every air travelers day . Now thats what i call a friendly cheek-kiss . I guess being friendzoned is better than being deadzoned if its about a rpg . The axe is facing left , it must be crafted to the left ! And don't even think about putting the sticks at the edge of the square either I see what you did there There was a heartwarming true story of a man who saw the changes from the 1920s to present . Followed by an article about old men volunteering to clean up the nuclear plant disaster since they know they don't have much time left ..... and the # 1 image is Obama .... Having a pity party for a couple of days =/ = depression . I once felt asleep at a beach at North Greece , and when I woke up , a fat kid had made a sand fortress around me and was like ' ' beat the shit out of the teenager ' ' Because all swastikas naturally have no significance other than reference to Nazi Germany Then it wasn't a [ 10 ] Yup , but sadly not all yet and some are taking their sweet damn time Epitome of my first boss . Or you know a 30 year old joke ... I usually take candy from the nearby candy store in my purse , but still Being from Eastern Passage is the same as being from Dartmouth . I am Irish - therefore I must be in the IRA That looks like the celestian speakers i have at home . No bacon ? What in the ungodly fuck did I just see White font . " it's going to be the Dead end of Justice street . " What am I witnessing right now They named their daughter ' cute ass ? ' This has to be one of the saddest TIL's I've ever seen ... where the fuck is whoville ? ! ? How so ? Because I give the benefit of the doubt to someone ? Because I disagree with your opinion ? Yeah I live in a fantasy world . worst experience with a microwave , not a toilet Shit squirts coming out of my ass during class while I was sitting down . Went to the bathroom after class to clean myself and it was all over my cheeks and underwear . lol , I hate when people with good physical traits say they have low self-esteem . It's like browsing / r / amiugly Yes , he is a very calm player who never complains How do I edit the title ... an just realized i gave karma to a bot I can see why you're forever alone ... you wear the same shirt 24/7 * * You were shaking . * * since when are there people my age here . My nails are painted green lantern style ... Sinestro for life ! Yeah , that's unfortunate I'm waiting for you to ninja edit . What do you mean " your people " When the blacks moved into town I had a 60gig launch model , ran perfect for years ! Then one day it started freezing on me and then crashed . So now I bought a new slim model and I find the new ps3 freezing on me so many times ! ! It's usually when I get back to the xmb . It sucks . 6000 yrs of human history ... Oh god ... It's kind of sad because this person is out there ... Somewhere ... No . The ones I mispell seemingly every time I write them . You post it to WTF and they instantly have a clip of the source Same , but can I get a yeehaw ? I feel like punching them ... I think I threw up a little ... Including r / spacedicks ? So when the nukes start flying it will be up to Tom Cruise to carry on the human race . I asked my friend this , and he said " Kill myself " Would it ? Would it really ? so sexually frustrated . I find it so odd that the it took 13 reposts to get the most upvotes , 1299 more than the original post He just posted 3 minutes ago . Oh wow guy , I was born 23 days before you , AMAZING Not to be rude , but seriously , not every girl is like that . It's one thing to be like " Oh , you say that , but I keep getting friendzoned " and another to accuse " * * LIES * * The guy who cheesed HerO in gsl " 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away " are you fucking kidding me ? ! So if it can drive you nuts , you obviously have to see it . So why not just open the fucking door for him ? Ahhh you're busy being annoyed , gotcha . WTF is going on ? Are you people all on crack it was written in 1844 Man ... Peggle HD was $ 0.99 around the 17th . $ 2.99 otherwise . You mean to tell me you can't swing that ? Hopefully he'll be back soon ... in the meantime that looks like it feels good ! ಠ_ಠ he's what ? Oh god it looks like a Koopa from the Super Mario Bros . movie . Me too . Let's hope it won't end up being something along the lines of " Yea ... twitching the ball from his hands and leaving it on the turf . > She mentioned that he loved to chase cockroaches around the apartment . Exactly . So that would be ages 1 through 12 ? Cho'gath op ? you cannot be serious . Just dodge Q and he won't be able to kill you And let us pay for it ! Oh bullshit . All of the other ones I noticed the illusion and then figured out what the real story was in the pic , but that one was fucking shop'd ? I feel cheated . How do you wake up when you're dead ? * Try again in 52 seconds . * nichonS and You did this while drunk ? read that as : Gonna put some flatworms on it Agreed . Flash stinks and is just junk . However some sites I love " achievementhunter.com " " WWE.com " seem to just not wanna accept my iPad Edit : downvotes for rooster teeth .... or wrestling ? Username + comment = The conspiracy theory has more upvotes than all the reasonable answers ? This is just part of the setup for a joke about black people . Did you copy / paste those rows of diamonds ? The " L " to the very left has like a quarter of a diamond block sticking out . I usually have to arrange thing twice before they decide to stay put . Kenny Baker > The conspiracy theory has more upvotes than all the reasonable answers ? certainly I wouldnt want to feel an alien dick inside me Theres going to be a lot of people fapping in the private rooms . Many fights Looks like a reallll blast Good lord Didn't someone post some fetish regarding these two things lately ? And that is how I didn't get hired at Target . For storing dirt and leaves . Her dog walked in and tried to climb up into the bed with us ... he wanted to play Oh yea ... very sexy ..... wait a min I know , to protest SOPA how about none of us say anything for 6 months Why is this under funny ? I've been living with my S . O . for 4 years ( and 4 days ! ) and sometimes I forget he is there . Soooo , he has been privy to my random little sing-songs , my sickening baby talk to the cats , and my tooth brushing dance . I'll be doing all these things and then WHAM suddenly he was totally in the room the whole time , and he's looking at me all Six billion people would much greater than half the world's population .. " Hold shift and thumbs this up ! LOL " What the actual fuck , Thousand Sunny First off , assistance is * requested * not required . I read cat the first time . Maybe you haven't watched the whole thing through ? I was wondering that too . Really ? oh GAWD ... / r / circlejerk has arrived Poisoned from a fire pokemon ? He's breaking the 4th wall No one knows this is a repost > She claims that she dropped her phone and was looking for it . they made a human centipede 2 ? so .. which rave ? why not ? If forever alone , who took the picture ? Someone has not yet discovered / r / askreddit Is that white bread ? Sol is already at 8 ( number of fire alarms so far ) if he is alone who took the picture Being a Vegetarian , you made me throw up in my mouth a little bit . Thanks man . I hovered my mouse over the link and seen it said nickelback , and thought , shit , no way am i clicking that link . Then I read your comment , and thought it wasn't nickelback , fuck you ! i * actually * threw up in my mouth a little . AND i hadn't even started drinking yet ! traffic school was MORE than the ticket . Come on ... Come on ... Upvoted for your name . Still kind of a bad choice for a username . That's not tall and skinny . Yeah , just like that . I work at a retirement home . One if the popular stories there us about a couple co-workers dropping a body down a flight of stairs i upvoted because this line always makes me laugh . but i took it back once i saw your username . get out of my cat . Right now , I am trying to catch Politoed on Route 6 in Black version . I have to fish in the shaking water and it has a 5 % chance of showing up . I found one but it used perish song before I could catch it . really ? I got a 66 % off coupon for Two Worlds II and was going to pick it up once I could use the coupon ... and then the next day they had Two Worlds II 66 % off Psh , these NSFW pics are pathet - About an hour west in Canton here and never noticed it . you said the most craziest was the woman who pissed in the changing room Hyphens in their URL , I'm Catholic and attracted to females the same age as I am . However , I will say that it seems Catholic priests are getting a run for * their * money Abandoned house in the middle of a forest ? Blair witch . We do winter diffrent in Florida . It was a high of 84 today . i have to work OP Username not relevant I used my teeth and now have a ripped hundred because of you twins ? That article is almost 4 years old . It's the girl who pounded 15 vegas bombs and is falling all over the floor bitching about someone drugging her . You're not saying " O " Saw this on the front page . Taken out of context .. This reminds me of the time someone gave me a 5 dollar bill with the " Where's George " info written on it do this : It was 6.8 , not 7.0 So , speaking as a game designer ... what whelp , thats enough reddit for tonight . I didn't want to go to bed anyways at almost 4:30 in the morning ... When I play jungle and people on my team , like bot lane for example , blame me for them losing their lane . I can't babysit you 24/7 and it's not my fault you don't know how to lane correctly . Reposts aren't bad but if I see them first on Facebook and then on Reddit . So his years of voting against shit like this is not enough ? thats the alien guy , not religion Yes , but you're actually a 5 year old . Or at least you want us to act like you are I cannot Yes , because if you were in that situation , you wouldn't have the threesome Could have sworn it said " who spocked my wife " I clicked and was greatly disappointed I got ... the same ... damn ... thing . I mad DeathBlade just sliced us to our core . Overnight isn't exactly instant . Yeah , let's act up , that'll bring in n out to Portland . Who wrote this ? Sueing for things that " haven't been seen since " ? Came here to say exactly this .... My dad calls them computer games . Even when I'm surfing the internet . Sometimes see people at poker using them as card protectors , OP's title reflects my expression accurately So you are the 1 % .. 3 minute game ? it stares right into my soul Wtf is that in the middle , a jumping snake or me being a redditor for a period other than 16 days . I got a nasty surprise last night . I was having sex with my girlfriend then went to take a leak afterwards and my dick was covered in blood . So I asked her " is everything ok down there ? " and she replied " it's fine it's not me " Oh it must have been my other girlfriend I slept with five minutes ago " And all of a sudden their all got cancer " - comment on the blog by : ' Kim Jong Dead ' Yes . Shame on Valve for not going above and beyond to make it extremely explicit that there is a finite amount of free shit they can give away ... family talking about my love life I read that like a used car salesmen . " Thank you @skype for letting me celebrate the ball drop with the love of my life ♥ " ..... I hated all kinds of dissection ...... uggh the formaldehyde smell .... and then a bunch of girls in the class would get out their body sprays and just make it worse Urgh . Monkey ? It told me to put all my furniture on wheels You may have this one upvote Had a similar incident back in college except random guy was sleeping with the girl across the hall and thought it was her room . OMFG I GOT IT AFTER 1 MINUTE ! DA FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU ! ! ! ! ლ ( Internal service error . > Still not enough for my wife though . What WR's ? Mother of god Thank you ! I was wondering what was so " high quality " about the original link . The YouTube video has HQ in the title , but in 2012 can a max resolution of 360p really be considered high quality ? For all you still curious , he just didn't recognize me by my redditor name Keep them all away from reddit My friend Patty was wearing those exact pjs when I left this morning . Look , I'm just trying to do my job > It frightens me that * some * of the people in this thread so far seem to think global warming is * real * ~ ~ or some kind of scheme to give the government more power ~ ~ . Sitting at someone else's desk " Gee { other person's name } you look different today . " BWAHHAHAHA ! You are the funniest person evar ! ! ! Submit celebrity requests only if there is reason to believe they would do it , and post that in your request ... I'm looking at you OP A lot better than the usual minecraft-cake-made-in-real-life-lulz . Just how hard did you hit her ? new years eve NIGHT Alright , since you kids won't play nicely , I'm taking your baron . Cool story bro . What is his art ? That looks absolutely delicious . Redditor for 4 years and you don't get a Tron reference ? * * Since you're a year ahead of us here [ ... ] * * Won't be taking anything for myself , just wanted to show some appreciation for what your doing and to everyone else who plans to grab something do give something back if you can , don't just hoard the coupons if your not going to use them either Memes all over your room Drinking glass will kill you , do not listen to the OP My reply was originally intended for Hades 1985 , who started the QTE discussion by calling them the worst mechanic in modern gaming ( a pretty bold statement - hence why I wanted to address it ) . I have no idea how I ended up replying to you instead . I enjoy Two and a half men too Four comments down and already a mother joke Shredders and transformable hellions a 250 lb miniature teacup pig ? hungry ? " M package did nothing for me " This also sounds perfect for removing a bottle from the anus Checks user name . I did 20 objectives . The only game I got was Rig'n'roll , which is a truck driving sim . I got it from crafting . Between that and my 8 coupons for games I either already own or have no interest in , I'm still not sure what's worst and what's best . Goddamnit , now it's stuck in my head Iced loli ... Clicked both links multiple times before realizing Oh look , it's this again .. Try canned Tortillas . Where in the world is this . No words . Just a look of disapproval hmm I think the english term " Fuck Fest " came first This is not the kind of comment OkayGuyGreg would make Why not a merge instead of the : ? . ? ? I have the strangest boner ... yeah everyone LOVES 30 + degree days You have a M9 autoclave at home . Great , than you'll sterilize your equipment properly " I masturbate to this . " Edward Gibbon is a third rate historian ? Really ? is this really a question or word porn ? wtf did i just read ? Really ? ! ? * facepalm * your the same dude who got drunk and went and got pierced . NO YOUR NOT DOING IT RIGHT ! Changing your jewelry a week after having it done ... Seriously ? Your like those people who walk into shops tonguing their lip rings saying " I got this pierced somewhere else and I can't figure out why its so swollen and painful ? " $ 300 for a PSU ? A former roommate of mine was just not very sharp on her common sense skills . I once made a comment about the view of the sunset through my room's window , and she asked me if the sun went down in the same place every day . As a Bears-liker and not a fan ( atic ) , I had to I'm Christian and I'm not clear on this , either . So you decided to take a picture ? Oh ... ok ! In that case , to mine : Scumbag Lion's fan : Team goes to the playoffs , doesn't even want to watch them play . Well , of course , the younger generation always knows more ! " had " ... fine enough to burn your wife and son to death ? It's not bad to have messy hair but he looks like he's straight out of Yu-Gi-Oh or something that pic was also in the original post i saw ... Houston is where I live and have grown up . Now I go to college elsewhere , but still , while I'm back it's like I had to explain to a friend that the Quran was not a person " commanding " Islamic people , but a book . He wanted to personally kick the shit out of the Quran for giving bad advise Zach Braff and I hate you . So that was extremely disturbing I still can't comprehend how that equals 1 ..... I got on here and found out that my girlfriend already upvoted . These are everywhere in Australian gift shops I wish I could agree with you but she has a long history of comments like that , ha . She also laughed at herself after I gave her the I dont think that would be long enough to be up your ass ... maybe ticking your nuts ... now if you turned around .... 5 seasons of 4:3 . 5 seasons of 16:9 . I had a teacher like that - she was offended if we started packing our bags before the bell . Her classroom was very out of the way for everyone ( it was the furthest new portable , kind of just thrown out there ) so a bunch of us were almost always late to her class , and not allowed in after the bell . Her suggestion : stop being so messy and have our bags ready to go by the time the bell rings You could have started at fingers ... well don't sneeze on me poison ... on ... permanently Noone has shoes " my buddies girlfriend " Shame on you . S-s-s-stolen . Thanks for that ... And one country . Including some who want to be president . A f Meet Mary , your cousin my yr 7 teacher lives there " This is gotta be " You ..... Just punch it in the nose ... Works for sharks I used to feel starving if I didn't eat anything at lunch time and the thought of only drinking coffee in a given day was laughable . I'm not laughing anymore my uncle was molested by a bison Once told a friend that women could not be soldiers back in the days because the salt they used to preserve the food made them queef which would give away their position . Had to explain to him that I made up the story off the top of my head and he was genuinely surprised . He was in final grade of highschool at the time . I also have an Apple sticker on the back windshield . And a I've never noticed that the only completely visible word on the chalkboard is ASIA this must be a new account ... " redditor for two months " . It's been said already , but it seems like you're going to start beating the pants off the other players in your group if they think that buying coppers is a good idea You walked in with Ice Cream and Groceries This shite has messed me up ... I've assumed the girl ate his heart like a zombie Wow , awesome ! What pen did you use for the backround ? Where I work people put in requests all of the time to have the glass on the scanners / copiers cleaned ( each copier room has the cleaner and wipes ) . They also call saying that the copier is out of paper and that it will be quick since there is a new package right beside it . People actually get offended when they're told to put the paper in themselves . India is part of Asia ! Silly Bandz It really makes no difference to me ( unless you have the fucking Leaning Tower of Plates going on ) , just please for the love of God DO NOT put your napkin or other shit into your cup I used to be so baffled at how public toilets in the girls room would sometimes be covered in urine . Then I learned about the " hover " technique . This . Stacking all the plates is fine , just don't hand me shit when my hands are already full . Also , people flagging me down with a request when I'm carrying a tray = Yeah , one of you guys paid me a visit the only time I decided to turn human at the Catacombs Seriously , WTF ? Because everyone loves bread with some tomato sauce and cold shredded cheese , right ? ? I've got the weirdest boner right now OK I thought she just showed up unexpectedly . Confusing yes he just opened internet explorer I don't know why use Noble prize florida is as big as the missing texas The post that really did set the tone for today was that , can i haz free b2k because i already own it on two of the three systems ... Someone in my ap us class thought hitler was still alive , and was wanted at large like bin laden . Reading through all of those , * nobody * picks the Texans ... You * * just * * started but you * * already * * played more than a half of the game ? Noxian's aren't allowed here You associate rwj with charisma ? He was saying how this really screwed everybody up , and his only constellation was that they would eventually fail You'd be surprised how many people forget the T even exists . Redditor for 45 minutes That guy got me once . Last time I went there , there was this Chinese person doing an imitation ... I'm not sure the Creator is the one missing the point here Do I really need to explain it ? Up voted you for " most ducks " . I've never met a funny mallard , but have on an occasion roasted one . You're not suppose to have your phone turned on during the flight . I saw them about 2 years ago . They are really good live ! It just happened to be at the Culture Room in Broward and the little kids were all over the place . Not just little kids but little white brats who insisted upon " moshing " to reggae music . It was so ridiculous that the singer asked the kids to stop but of course no one listened . Blizzard has been stealing parts of my soul for years and now I'm on to Starcraft but I suppose I like most good RPG / RTSs . ex skyrim destroyed my acer a week ago due to overdose ( 100 + hrs played If she's coming on too strong , then why do you visit her several times a day ? " should of " inorite ? And then there's inkbunny . Happens to me whenever I attempt to swim across an ocean . The surface of the ocean apparently isn't level . ' Perfectly drawn car ' is a curved line . I'm no fool OP .......... I really hope you're joking .............. ... you better let that kid go before they trace your IP . I don't even know how to begin to process this , that's sick . It's fine to like anorexic girl but to demoralize them in the same aspect of child abuse and rape and calling these perfectly normal girls a mistake . That's whats wrong with the world mates ... Sick . Should be banned I think .. > I'm an accessory to my dad's dick being blasted In my geography class 9th grade we had to learn the countries of Europe and their capitols , then the rest of the Eastern world throughout the year , and in my 8th grade History / geography class we learned canadian provinces and capitols , us states and capitals and south america countries and capitols . Figured all schools did this , guess not It took a couple of my friends a while to appreciate movies that were pre - 1960 ' s . They ignored or scoffed at them because they were " old " . You don't remember the guy who couldn't shit for weeks , then weighed his shit in a food scale ? This man should not be allowed to exist for the sake of the gene pool and humanity So was I This made my nipples hard You think that's good singing ? I think that's why I said " reposted it " instead of " originally posted it " . Good luck though . How about two weeks ago , after you finally find it in the dorm's communal kitchen ? I can still feel the rage does anyone know the actual logic to that one ? I spent like an hour pulling a " hey man are you free ? " " nah dude just button mashing a skyrim puzzle " " Return from WHENCE you came . Suddenly Obama . Everywhere . Yes , all airplanes go the speed of jetliners . No entiendo . When they say THIS year ... They mean 2011 ... Wait for the 2012 campaign everyone ! * * scroll scroll * * Now I can't fucking see what it was . Dick . My friend has a fake account by the name of Watermelon Slices . No real name given , he just entered as Watermelon Slices . Facebook How the FUCK does this asshole have a girlfriend ? Seriously ... and then they found the bodies At first I was like , " This person made a tumblr for their * cat * ? " You stole this from / b / Do people not know what monochrome means ? … 3,1 , 4 and that's where it ends ... Wait , people don't use Albino Blacksheep anymore ? Where the hell have I been ! ? You got a salad at Thurman's ? Not cool . All of the videos are like this The title of this posting was almost " Laurie Gallarrrrrrrrrrrrdo My hatred for homonyms has never been greater than this moment . Yet you're a moderator for a subreddit for pillows No they weren't . As must as I love that little guy with cerebral palsy , I really have no idea what he has to do with the Winter Classic officiating article . I am disappoint Sean Gentille of AOL Sporting News Logging out will always fix this . Had it happen too on new tanking gear , only option was + Spirit . I suppose Seriously , go die in a fire if you do this ... Let me guess . Ron Paul 2012 ? Don't judge Your name Good for you ! Not many people stand up for abuse victims ; so much so that they now teach girls to scream " I don't know this man ! " if they're getting assaulted by someone . Most people assume it's a domestic violence thing and keep walking . You are the 1 % of 1st world problems . Also cars have bluetooth now ? Update : This status now has 13 likes Hey wait a second ... you're not wearing a hat I love Resident Evil 2 as well , and I am a girl . It was a good movie I don't see how it is a deal breaker ... I put a decent warning for a guy when during lunch and the first thing the guy does it report the activity to the teacher . This was in school , on a computer all students can access . Facebook was serious business for this teacher . Thanks a lot . Take it back white people Back when I was caucasian ... fram oil filter " get your feet wet " A couple of months ago you were homeless and were apparently living on the streets , but now you can buy expensive ps3 games for your friends ? None of your posts add up , man . Dear god ... * POR QUE * ლ ( Holy shit ... Are you fucking blind or what ? Yeah , it's like talking to the guy who says he can do 20 pull ups . Then you start talking about it a bit and he goes " oh , do 20 pulls up and hang all the way down each time ? Nah , I don't do that brah . " Facebook status update 4 minutes ago with 1239 likes , 68 comments and 61 shares non white people While drinking in public might not be a problem it is still illegal , so don't be too open about it :P Also , recommending Pirkka beer , really ? we do not talk about the secret handshake I was being sarcastic Poison the donnuts goddammit My grandpa types in all caps ... I'm a girl and I don't wear makeup now even because secret I'd * like * to but I don't , because I realize that a lot of the shit I post isn't that great and you keep me in check . Join us If a pokemon has one health , even if it's a legendary , it should get in the damn pokeball . Take your dog to the vet . Immediately . Bone breaks cannot be diagnosed over the internet ... I've had guys on JapanCupid message me just to ask why I like Asian men . when I was younger , someone told me that the modern day laugh track was recycled from decades ago , and that all the people who had been recorded , are now dead Intellectual question indeed ... EDIT : I have no idea why I immediately thought he was going to be a receiver . Disregard if you happened to read this prior to this . Dang i feel bad for this guy ! He just wanted to stop people from feeling pain ... why would you want an IAmA of a close minded retarded bigot racist ? No YOU don't get it ! It's like , every show on Nickelodeon , and pretty much everything created by Dan Schneider , it makes me want to kill every single stupid child actor on these dumb shows , They're nothing like shows like Cheers , The Honeymooners , Hogan's Heroes ; It's just retarded and annoying I have only bought concessions once in the last decade . It was to try the popcorn flavors they had and while it was good , I didn't think it was enough to make me start buying again . Then last year , the theaters started charging for them . They only get to bring one ( 1 ) guest per employee . I had a friend who always passed me over . pussy juice thats pretty awesome lol I live in america never myself , but my sister does ( if not with one person but with 2 people at the same time , who both had wives ) . She feels the need to include me in on all the details of this tangled web of crazy she has woven . Her reasoning is , " Hey if he wants to take care of me , its not my fault " mfw Are you choosing to go gluten-free or do you have celiac disease ? As someone who suffers from the living hell that celiac disease is , I wouldn't recommend to anyone to cut gluten specifically for health reasons . Going keto makes you stop eating gluten anyway , so that's cool . But there's nothing wrong with gluten for normal people . Mt . Penn here ... unfortunately Thallis is going to win this argument because he Wow ... I read the title , looked at the image and read most of the comments before I realized it said Jim * Henson * and not * Jimmy Hendrix * . page cannot be found I wish I knew about this kind of shit wile I was in grade school ........ So Buds are worth 8 keys ? Usually I can relate to SAP ... not this time though That doesn't even make sense for satire uuhhh ... ye .. yes it is . Stupid norwegians , think they can beat the system . Fifth it . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I am not sure whether I am most surprised by what she did , or that I just watched video linked from Facebook You're not incorrect ! I can second this , I did not die ( cause I know how to swim They had best not touch her bananas . Can someone identify whose voice keeps on popping in every 5-8 minutes ? Last comment by the guy was " look at that feet mhmm " ~ ~ I'm ~ ~ I was a fan of this movie ... I hope you don't honestly use that spam reminder . Just type it out Taxing the rich for a social welfare program ? America : where the wealthy get away with progressive capitalism , where you are taxed more for being more productive and poor expect free lunch . Next step : abolishing the middle class for a socialist slave state . As much as I want to see everyone fit and healthy , my inner Libertarian just went I see what you did there ... I just googled it and they only have a location listed in San Antonio . " Thats actual rock .... stone ... " Nice try Robin Williams 8 * 4 is 32 Low of 27 today it's more like a unicycle at first though , and we don't wanna look like clowns read as " My wife wanted me to boned with my brother-in-law ... " As a German , I don't approve You better hope I don't have any either . Maybe you should put up a sign that includes the face of disapproval That red mark on his arm looks a lot like a tranq dart ... Ron Paul has slipped to third place with 22 % reporting . > but I had to cover for someone at work Shameless . And a camera So ... don't have a fun and rewarding day ? Haha no no just a mistake in ordering . I've ordered iced tea , got cold unsweetened tea . I didn't realize I have to ask for the sweetened version . In Canada if you ordered iced tea , and you got unsweetened tea , you'd get a I thought the opposite . The way he talked to her was not very conversational . No one understands what " .... " or " The shit thing is even after they admitted it to being a prank , the guys would still be in trouble . yep excellent point , although there seems to be a trend of using aussie flags as clothing You sound more offended than he does . Announcing an upvote is the single most useless contribution to a thread due to the fact that reddit has a button for it . And pasting in a look of disapproval doesn't somehow make you right . I better not be the only Terrarian to stick their hand in a toilet . i guess it was sorta funny .. till i seen " boo rondo " Actually the entire phrase was a I really wanted to buy one but ... $ 60 I had to read part of that twice . On the first read through I thought said the staff member had one of the challenged guys doing that and my thoughts could be summed up with finding a shiny in the safari zone and having it run away Also , why the hell did he have an affectionate relationship with Anakin ? He was his slave master . Neither had I Saying girls instead of ladies . Who said it's a woman ? Entering Unicode in Ubuntu is done differently than in Windows . Press CTRL-SHIFT-U ; a little underlined ' u ' will appear ; then type in the hex code for the Unicode point and a space . For KANNADA LETTER TTHA , it's U + 0CA0 , so type CTRL-SHIFT-U , ca0 , space , to get the letter . Like ' Nice try Danny Coale Not worth it . I got the Arlington Pediatric Center logo tattooed on my arm when I was a kid - for the discounts - and now all I get is It's like Stinespring is calling plays again ! A Indian atheist on Christmas break in Saudi ? ... needs more " If you are at a BN fob / cop or smaller you should already know Finally , the birth of the New Reformed Church of Scientology - - something the reasonable Thetans can get behind ! There was a girl I used to work with that was awesome and gorgeous . Finally over the summer I got up the nerves to ask her out . She said yes and I took her for an expensive meal and then we were supposed to go hangout at the carnival . After dinner she told me she couldn't go because she was planning on hanging out with her boyfriend . I wish I was kidding . ( , I'm not just using it for Reddit . Hey danke . Ich werde mich hüten , in Zukunft meine bescheidene Hilfe anzubieten . Wenn du die Grammatik schon so gut drauf hast , beantworte doch lieber die Frage anstatt mich anzugreifen . Why you gotta bring that up Bleh people suck sometimes . My parents are tolerant but my grandparents on my moms side are incredibly racist . I dated a black / mexican guy in high school and they kept harassing my mom about it . There is no " mines " , and you can't be converted to atheism , if you wish to denounce theism ( a belief ) then you would be called an atheist for the lack of belief . Atheism is not a religion , it's a lack of religion . yup , only / r / spacedicks It's not a joke my mother actually has several racist advertisements signs from the past . For whatever reason she collects them . Oh god , so did i ... When shit like this goes down stoned me thinks there's conspiracy afoot ! If it's my weed I just wave my hand in front of my smoking-buddies faces and say something like ' Rembember that joint I made earlier , with my weed ? Ya , that one you forgot to pass to me ... ' American cheese ( I love my real dog ) but i don't recall my skyrim dog tearing the fuck out of anything paper he could find , and as far as i know was completely house trained from birth , in a different world you may just have murdered your dog in real life . why are their swords ... keys I'm interested in this since I came out at 18 . What exactly do you and the op mean by acting like a teen in relationships ? I've been in therapy for the last two years but it wasn't about any relationship , I haven't had one yet , but I did have a " slut " phase though Ok , didn't know " plan d'affaires " actually existed . I think we would get a Yes you would Dammit ... foiled by the grammer police again He also can't get her pregnant . Is there such a thing as realdoll conventions ? > ~ ~ I just explained memes to my uncle . This was his first one Please tell me you made up the biggest boner award ... And here I thought people on reddit hated Ray William Johnson as much as I did . niggerrich ? really ? My friend's dumbass sister did that with a bunch of old records that weren't massively damaged , meanwhile my friend who is a huge collector would have gladly taken them all and given them a new home . Seriously , who doesn't want a bowl made out of an original copy of The Beatles ' white album ? Om ikke andet må man da sige at manden ved hvad han vil have You killed your dog just to get karma I just went back to college after my winter break yesterday . I was munching on some Gardetto's in class and I realized that one of the worst parts of not having a dog around is that there's no one to eat those shitty sesame breadsticks out of the mix for you Put . it . back . you're a bad ~ ~ dad / mom ~ ~ parent ! " Domain not found " TIL : When the government won't let you call it cheese , call it Mexican shreds not suitable for melting . Omg story of my life . People always seem to think its that I haven't eaten or I'm super nervous about something . Apollo 1 Diss all the other games all you want but don't you dare talk trash about NBA street Volume 2 . Interesting ! I didn't know about this breed . His mother , brothers , and sisters are all calico ... He was the only one with any grey at all . ( The tip of his tail is white . ) Of course , we have no idea who the father is ... not sure you can say " HOLY PIGSHIT YOU'RE RIGHT ! What should I do now ? * SURE * you have Yeah ... a chessboard full of * Spaniards * People who react to " God damn it " or " Jesus Christ ! " or similar exclamations with " You can't say that if you're not a Christian ! " Dell is one of the few companies that also does warranty support right most of the time , even more so if it's under their accidental plan . The lesson here is standard warranties usually suck , but apple at least has a backbone to replace known issues after a while . For example the nvidia 8600 graphics card fiasco led apple to replace the mobs , but HP and their DV6000 model was ignored for the longest time and required a class action lawsuit . I will admit OP , at first I was like But he deleted the comment too fast for other replies to push the look disapproval further down ..... Yeah I've watched the show ... This sketch is just ... a study of 250 people allows the writer to stereotype an entire country ? Uhhhhhhhh I was having such a jolly time until this Why .... do you know of this ? Serious * * No-one ever fucks around when Peach is in the lead Is that Jamie Lynn Spears ? Suddenly i don't want to go near the woods anymore . I don't know how I'm going to stay down on the farm after reading your user name . Really , how can you tell ? I once ran one over with a 1984 Buick regal and it just walked away Why did you leave out the word ' black ' in there ? Seems dangerous ... You just now learned about this ? ? It was an awesome movie , but my dad walked into the room just as Jim Carrey says " Oh , did I forget to mention I'm gay ? " . Cue him pounding the shit out of a big hairy-chested bloke . Perhaps I am not the typical consumer , but when I saw that ad for the first time ( incidentally in a theater before a movie I'd * * PAID * * to see Too bad you can't get the dancer outfits even if your companion is female ... Or illegal touching > Also a sidenote , if you have any kind of paid content on your account you are more or less paying this guy to download your shit ViOLet --> " ... yet has found himself bouncing around mid-tier teams for the majority of his Starcraft II career . " MVP is a mid-tier team ? Laser Sight ? $ 1200 ... Right ... they're teeth . Two sergeants ( German military ) humped each other .... Haha I really love the bottom pic ! You wouldn't have that image without the " She looks like my high school class mate Cheaper than $ 5 ? yeah but in AC2 , you can't do anything but run and punch . or a bug . I know a guy who managed to swallow a June bug once redditor for 3 days What really gets me is the arrogance of christianity , because they're basically claiming to have * invented * marriage . Print screen ? Sees a black guy in a SUV and asks if he's a rapper . It's a fucking link sharing site . Time to get new friends . Now , if they were like ... " Hey do you wanna drop some acid ? " I'd be totally down with that ! Just don't fucking slip it to me and expect the best . I like the r / conspiritard link , mostly because there doesn't seem to be anything there ... Or is there ? ... I was expecting titties . I am disappoint . Yeah , looks like a photo from the 70 ' s because of the hair . But she is 18 .. LOL - I actually had some student gripe about class * during class * on our Uni's subreddit . My TA in the back happened to be on Reddit at the time ( also well ill give it back because you made me feel bad Except you don't eat the leeks Am I the only one that noticed your u / n ? Pure coincidence . Don't question it . No switch-a-roo link ? You people disappoint me ... I'm being sarcastic . It annoys me when someone says something kind of offensive / weird or whatever for the sake of being funny , and then there's * always * a bunch of people that reply " He's not for sale Well , regardless if she meant for the relationship to be purely platonic , she shouldn't have reacted that way . Question though , as a girl who puts everyone in the friend zone without a second thought ( not because I think I'm unattainable ( God , no brand new account and defending her in all your comments on a first name basis ... nice try Anna Made the mistake of wearing it over a plum purple shirt before washing . Used two sheets of lint roller to clean it . Nicholas Cage Those are Stormtroopers , not Darth Vader . After watching that I think that if I had to be operated on I would prefer analog surgery rather than the use of the device , I mean he couldn't even throw the plane properly . You win this round . > People with different taste to me I'd never seen that subreddit before . What the fuck ? I feel like the odd one out for finding this sad rather than arousing . Did anyone notice that the main actor is the gentleman who played Gibbs ? you're not helping I * really * just don't like the song . ( thanks a lot OP ! Stewart . This comment is both hilarious and originial . Thank god , it was that one photo per page bs Don't they just * * * deactivate * * * the account ? How did he take a picture of himself talking on his phone .... with his phone I had a teammate that two hand tomahawked a guy over the head . Dark Templar " I especially like the donkey dong " 533 yards , 21 pts Lets see if it still turns into a religious debate now If you really are a pain in the ass , I see where you get it from . NO ! ! ! What is this sorcery Aw dude , know how you feel . I accidentally started coming out in reverse order , I kinda accidentally told my parents first , I didn't want to but it happened , then I told one of my best friends and he's fine with it , apparently he already that I might've been gay Yes , which is probably part of the reason why it ended up on the ' most viewed ' page . Why is everyone calling football " soccer " ? When I worked at a certain retail store a guy threw his MacBook pro at me .. he claimed it didn't work and I got it to boot right up by hitting the power button . He immediately turned it back off , and called it a $ 2,000 paper weight as he proceeded to throw it at me . OH GOOD GOD MAN MY PENIS FELL OFF AFTER READING THAT > I didn't make an indirect guess ... I actually linked to the exact same statistics you did I have the strangest boner . Highlight caps are a no-brainer , I wish more non-cosmetologists used them . Every girl and their effing brother thinks they can do foils His face : Next time I'll write solution to world thirst What you did there , I saw it . During a Christmastime conversation , my cousins thought " original nintendo " was the N64 Thanks for calling my handwriting girly , you're a real gentleman ... * * Just buy the fucking suite * * The internet finds more ways to ruin my childhood We haven't gotten any snow this year . At all . I live in Denmark . Saw the title , thought " WTF , open bolt BBQ " . Then saw it was really 13 + 1 + 19 + 13 + 13 + 13 , and was all The internet finds more ways to ruin my childhood TWENTY EIGHT ! ? It snowed 50 cm tonight Read it as ' God .. sometimes I like to fuck people like you ' i know women who've avoided traffic tickets because the cop was clearly bein ' all HOW * YOU * DOIN ' at them .... but in every case the cop was being a creep . how is this our fault ? And those wouldn't have augmented his view on getting an Android over an iPhone so he must be talking about using Linux in a desktop environment . C # Major = > Yeah I was going to email this recipe out .. Good thing I re-read it . Science teacher - Girls can get pregnant if they swim in a pool and a guy ejaculates . No . No no no , I don't know how to react to this The Road I live in San Francisco and I'm a dispatcher for The City . Hunters Point and the surrounding area is still rough as shit . MUNI drivers won't even service that area at night because people have been jumping the bus drivers I was with it for a while , expecting the ending to redeem something ... And then he came out of the other universe by waking up RESERVES ! Gadzooks , the press knows jack about military ... They presented him as an active duty , decade of war wonder corporal ... redditor for eleven hours .... I cannot stand that authors ' writing style : " Blah blah . But , blah blah . So , blah blah . Blah blah . But now , blah blah . But blah blah . " ... on the phone with 911 for 21 fucking minutes . hope its not the fap sock Seriously ? Also , last time I checked , paintball markers make quite a bit of noise , even at a distance . ... Did she ever cook for you ? A capital ' S ' after a comma Tell me about it Had that agreement with a buddy when we were in Iraq . I told him to smash my external to bits ( no pun intended ) if I got hit . Yup , that image will be forever etched into my memory , right besides tub girl and goatse If you don't , you have to take me on a date . oh yeah . i look down at the chat box and walk away with a I have a PHD in I have a Wheaton and he usually cleans it up . Who would use a fake name on reddit ... 3 ? There's a third part ? Yeah , but was she like never trained or something ? I don't know if I'd ever put a fresh hire with no experience behind a register without someone there to help her out . If that's the case then the manager needs a dude , everyone has done that ..... right Humanity , people do terrible things sometimes . Iraq was just an example . Not sure what that meant , but cool ! That's not ringo . My friend and I have been running this lane since DOTA . It's not new . Most recently we've used Leona Wukong to great success . Every time people talk about Goose inventing two dashing champions going bottom and killing people I look a little more like * Weight 12.00 lbs * oh god . are you saying you base rape ? SFW and both very funny too . Much better than the other links being posted " Hot Hot Hot ! ! ! " by The Cure .... Fuck that shit Do the laughing version Not all females like that crap . I can't fucking stand Twilight and that stupid Bella character makes me feel like we're taking a step backwards in evolution . I'm clearly not the only one oh .... it said clock , i thought it said something else Aww this is like watching a reunion ! You guys better become the best Reddit duo ever or else Then you end up with three Medics , two useless Engies with teleporters that take you 25 feet to their poorly constructed sentry nest , a handful of Spies and Snipers , and only one combat class to push / uber ... and it's almost always a Demoknight I bet it looked like this I was once in Tel Aviv and saw crap on the menu at an ice cream shop yeah I had a kitten that would wake me up in the middle of the night by sucking at my belly button " I'm looking at you parents who think the local skatepark is some sort of free nursery for your 7 year old lulz unless serious , then > IE ( 5 % of IE traffic still on IE 6 after you kill them , you should make them wear little yellow stars . My love goes out to our low-german speaking little neighbour Amsterdam and his surrounding land ... Fox News I wish I had that problem . I've been at 3 scoops pre-workout for a while and still can't stay awake during the day sometimes Why is the girl so much bigger than the guy ? how come whenever i come onto r / gaming , i feel it should be called r / LOLMW 3SUCKZBF3FTW ! ! ! ! Why is she watching her butt hole after pooping ? So you think im at work and i cant stop clicking on the links in this thread Why did you measure my penis ? I was under the impression that I was getting tailored pants . That was ... basically hit and miss . Mesoamericans as tribal cultures ? Because tribal cultures are known for complex urban societies , right . - The progressive thinking people in Europe want a more close-banded , centralized super-state to withstand the great problems of the 21th century and get more influence in world politics . We really want it ( except the british people My gf is called Sam Cool story bro . I agree with this face > IE ( 5 % of IE traffic still on IE 6 When i was 8 the computer was having problems ; he proceeded to remove the case and hoover it The cookies look good ... I'm not sure the fat alone looks appealing . Pirlo to Juve not there but Klose to Lazio is ... Me too " ... other states con-tri-beauting " Yeah well one time I was in this Dwemer dungeon and picked a master lock to find a FUCKING CHAURUS REAPER AND NOTHING ELSE behind it . Bethesda , this is for you : But then on the way back You wanted to turn down an offer to stay the night because you didn't bring soap ? Never could grok granular synth , but after talking myself into getting Grain Science over the course of a few days ( all your music category are belong to me I . Uh . Wow . Obligatory " The government doesn't have the right to tell me what I , a cognitive adult who is not incarcerated , puts into my body . So either no one gets aide , and we be a callous empathy-less society who only lets the strong ( and the weak but privileged ) survive , or we do not discriminate because one is down on there luck and happens to smoke a joint one weekend within a month of being tested ... and the person who has a beer . yep , because politicians make their decisions based on the polls of the daily telegraph . Yes . I see what you did there Possibly the best What is known cannot be unknown . what the fucking fuck ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Go on ... 3 pussies just for yourself > what should be discussed is ~ ~ paying £ 2.99 for a 50p coin Terran logo drawn with impressive accuracy ; Zerg logo seemingly scribbled haphazardly My cousin's dogs do this all the time . If I let them out , they play for a bit and wait at the door . When I open it again and motion them to come in , they just look at me with a blank face , turn around and go back to playing Well , because I am still questioning my gayness and I don't want them to see me like a definite lesbian . Ok that sounds again confusing . I just think they would treat me differently and exclude me from stuff . Besides , they hate gay people and they might just not want to be my friends anymore . They kid around with the whole gay thing constantly ( kissing each other Tolerance ? My IT lecturer calls it " linski . " lol . I " reposted " this , too . I can't find the original reddit post What I'm wondering is who the hell helped him up there.There ' s no way he's tall enough to climb that himself . Thanks for the downvotes without the explanation ... Using typical language syntax , you're saying all black people are of urban upbringing . No ... I see what you did there Im more disturbed by your other screenshots Which section ? So was I Saw it was a GIF , stared at it for a while waiting for it to animate . All American Australian Cattle Dogs Same with Twitter , Facebook , and YouTube access ... one moron said bible twice I always said it the first way , and around 3rd or 4th grade , I saw the movie , and somehow put together that saying it the first way , Ray-Kwah-Zah would single me out , find me , and obliterate me ... so I switched to the anime pronunciation . Yeah , it's spelled mynuts not minuts ! Because he / she played Fallout 3 ............. the one smoking the pipe Is that a Mac ? On the Job : ... Cleans AK - 47 magazine . Yea and I don't even know why , I just love myself too much I guess . I apologize , I should have realized you were talking about the market as it will exist 30 years in the future . Who the hell downvoted you ? Well this is awkward I share mine with ... Taylor Swift Youre clearly not skilled enough in douchebag Camel Toe . Nidoking , haunter , and Lapras all look quite BA . And as for Golbat ... Did you lol at Japanese or Americans ? Sometimes , I wonder if my doctor had actually been in my general vicinity after the meningacoccle shot if they would keep making me get them . get to work ! ! ! ! > But whatever , oil will last forever and everyone can see how big my dick is The world is on fire Or shoot ? I was in sex shop once and saw something called " Boy Butter " , came in a container resembling Crisco . If it's in San Fran then it's not exactly Japanese now is it ? Disgusting lack of narwhals The girl in the centre looks about twelve years old Vodka and OJ . I can still taste vodka in the morning . What an oddly shaped aero plane .. Edit : just adding the look of disapproval because alien blue just showed a button for it , so why not ! And then it dawned on me 10PM EST is 3AM for me Especially since this a little kid he's talking about , but hey , it's Reddit , apparently ... WOOOO ! GO TEX ..... Not very strange but my crazy ex sent me a text early in the morning saying I REALLY HAVE TO TALK TO YOU and I asked if she was drunk and she said " no , I'm sick and I drank too much cough syrup . " every time it happens I'm just like it did Did you read what I wrote ? " Technical support is available 24 hours a day " . Checked website and it stated support hours are from 7 a . m . - 6 p . m . , but you can email support 24 hours a day , Novelty accounts I uninstalled wild tangent from all my machines yet it keeps showing up , maybe I'm the one that needs technical support Cool story bro , but it's only one sentence in the page you linked to . Thanks for the spoiler tags * Global warming * Well then eat the soup * But its redesigned every few years . Haven't you fixed that shit yet ? * Same here ... I tried to tell my friend's brother this yesterday and all he replied with was " we don't have terrorist over here , they're over there and why would we wait for them to attack us ? " Scumbag brother : takes screenshot of my game -> posts it to gain karma for himself . I thought C - 3PO ' s and R2 - D2 ' s memories were erased at some point , but that has nothing to do with Owen Ok so maybe I did party a BIT too hard . But not as hard as these UK go-ers . LOL ! pedobear At first I read that as " I bought one for my son " and my face was Ugh , the pacing of 13 was so awful . " Let's keep pushing the story forward without any breaks , while introducing game mechanics one at a time for about 20 hours . " I started laughing so hard I started crying . At work . Not sure if trolling I liked the part where she stuck a sock in her mouth Demon's Souls is not an old game . Since when is there a leaf stone evolution of eevee ? Spending money on placebos isn't really " frugal " On a related note - - why can some people do crazy stuff with their eyebrows while others cannot ? I always look upon them with envy . Envy of their eyebrows . like you do every friday ? Only in America . but i'm not saintvicious Learns one phrase for hours . Incorrect . " ... more happier " I dunno what bukkake is . I'm afraid to look it up . E , koja katastrofa . A baš sam se ponadao čuti kvalitetne argumente budu ći da sam relativno neodlu čan . What kind of dark side user are you ? You probably want to cuddle after , pfft . Every ... Single ... Snowboarding ... Company on the planet still makes normal cambered boards . Are you trying to troll us ? > At first I read that as " I bought one for my son " and my face was I'm sorry , I should've prepared for this . Fairly certain Francisco didn't hop on this ship and set sail by choice . Well i couldn't remember how it was supposed to be written so i copied from the OP's post . Sorry for not being English It's you , isn't it ? I suppose music is really important to some people . I love music , but I wouldn't let it define who I dated . Unless their favorite bands are Nickelback and Creed none of these jobs are ever in east texas . The manager must be an Ent ! AT FIRST I WAS LIKE Yes , all English speaking girls talk like this . > Cause we all know the time it takes a professional driver to go around a racetrack in Germany is what makes a great car ... Khem Val , and it gets worse if you're a dark sider ... I hear ( from my higher level friend ) that the first romance-able companion we get is light side . - . - Cause you KNOW that most of the sorcerers are going to go light side ... Exhaling smoke ... The narwhal doesnt think so either ... you just happened to be holding a relatively high-quality camera , ready to take a picture when you walked in the room ? I call bullshit Vitor is that you ? Why the downvotes ? I've bought every DVD he's been in And a pedantic frog would just frown at you teaching another generation of kids that all frogs have the same cry as a Pacific Tree Frog dont you own a toolbox I think it's the cleavage . Though not nudity , you'd probably get some serious Because they ruin it for the rest of us You didn't include the ' 92 Blazers ? > Y mientras , en el sur se me congelan Relevant username . Bynum ? Really I just should have added Bitches , please You cannot have posted this picture without noticing your own cleavage ... I mean , you're the one who took this picture at the first place , right ? . My history teacher wears those . Yeaaahhh ... and being able to side hop .. maybe in the pc version yeah not really surprised .. I think I have an idea on what that could be Hotshot plays support like he plays top lane Nidalee . Thief AND Jew ? it's ok ... imma get him sooner or later ... Igual yo , en el NW , y solo hay lluvia y tuvimos días más frios en la pasada primaver que ahora . Table shower or no ? Not sure if the cat really fell in there , or op put it there to get karma . I am always up for meeting new people ( as a redditor , you can't not be cool , right ? ) . However , I think we would have to get to know each other before you get me to go to a dildo dance party P . S . I'd almost make a novelty account named imnoturbuddyguy to post here , but i'm too lazy YAY DRUNK PEOPLE How does it make it " faster " ? What was question number 4 ? She answered with ! Please put on a clothes ! I remember being self-conscious . Being the first in your grade to develop is awkward , and it sort of sticks without you . I was about an A cup for a year , and then WHAM C's . My mom . Speak to her Close the lid , attach a charger , go do your damned homework . First item force of nature morde Logging in as root The book isn't ready yet No mobile support ? Really ? When I was in 1st grade an older cousin ( I think he was 17 at the time ? ) tried to trick me into giving him what I later found out would be a hand job Nope . You don't get to be upset after being told your penis is larger and that you're better in bed . You just don't . It really has been . Kid's just trying to explain himself and people are all " Fuck you ! " All because he made a mistake originally . Shit's fucked up in these here internets * * He makes a Texans one dimensional and not listed in the awesome defense section ? agreed . everything else he has looks great though , I'm jealous ! I wish my family would stock up on food like this So glad we are not neighbors No , it's Ganon . This is how it is written in every single game , except for the very first one . Why does the chick with the brown ass have a hole next to her asshole ? I literally just I must be the only one who had trouble with Demise , mostly because I have a twitchy swing . So on the second part I'd always get zapped by his sword on an inadvertent swing . As for the rest of them , only the first fight with Ghirahim gave me trouble ( steal my my sword ಠ_ಠ ) . After that , they were easy-peasy . " Baby Jesus butt plug " Pyramid here ! A girl I like has one of these As a person as I find this hilarious , as a caps fan Agrees_Completely : redditor for 37 mins edit : added Cranberry pie But he didn't delete it ! Just need to be a dinosaur to make the song relevant I remember in middle school we couldn't say " sucks " or " crap " ... I think it was an after school detention for saying " this sucks " or " oh crap I did that wrong " " Introduced my mother to reddit ... " I'll inform the International Council of Men that you've been true to your husband . up vote for teemo walking like a boss with that sunglasses seoul train ? really ? REALLY ? of all the names I was about to use my dads cell to make a call when it received a text from my mom : " Sext me later tonight ? ;) " Your ≠ You're Upvote for actually changing the mattresses I checked his channel ... he lied . That's a killer battlestation , bro , but are you sleeping on an air mattress ? Why is this in / r / funny ? ? ? ? ? Upvoted since this one got ripped off and it's copy is on the front page . Oh hey , that's a pretty cool weapon ... oh god that's no weapon . i think i have ... somehow never seen this That would only be creepy if the Today when I was waxing nostalgic about Poke'mon my baby sister ( 14 ) mentioned that she used to play Poke'mon every weekend at her dad's house and that she did this for years . I asked her about her favorite starter . She said , " I don't know . I don't pay attention to that stuff ! " I see Bill is on Reddit .... stay away from Bill supersize me FILEHOSTS are for savvier users than torrents ? I was mighty pleased that I got a copy of this before it got banned ( Australia Well , I was going to a skate park in our town when I was younger and for whatever reason the person who owned the park had Tony Hawk to come to the park for an opening ceremony or something . After that they had this thing where you could ask Tony a few questions . The only thing I could muster up was a fan girl squee ( I'm a guy ) everyone had one of these Certainly better than a hydra for an upvote If I fit the criteria , does this mean I can fit in with all the other FA's ? Yeah , only athiesm should be taught in schools Redditor for six months .. Whoring out your friends terminal illness for karma ? It's true , we don't speak English Those glasses ... are photoshopped on ... Not even photoshopped . Like MS paint'd on . * * No love for Domain Wish I hadn't asked Worst part about the photo , the ' hacker ' is using a Mac . Pretty sure the sarcasm tag means he was being sarcastic I can't believe your cousin actually let you touch that , let alone put it on your hand . Every time I try to do this at work I end up making this strange noise like I am choking / gagging / coughing , thus drawing a lot of undesired attention Yes , the criminal act of extortion is always a smart tactic . love that yeah its shooped , you can tell cause the hand looks like it would be further away from the controller itself Oh good , and NOW it looks totally in place Public education Canada too Don't send a message saying , " want to have sex " unless you are ridiculously hot . I'm a girl on there , and generally all the messages I receive are along those lines . Or some crap such as , " heyyyy u fine " * * Media Center Pc with BSOD . He killed my Lydia both times Thats my name Our temporary Chemistry teacher set up an experiment and said ' I'll stand behind this protective screen in-case the experiment blows up and a piece of glass penetrates my heart and I almost die ... ' Then he said to the class ' ... I'm looking forward to the mouth to mouth though . ' So I just waltz into my quarters at the College after a hard day's adventuring , and she's there , waiting . Every time . ... Of course they do . Why would he give it to you in the first place ? What happens when you don't like any Sciences , Math , English , or History ? Here we have the occasional autistic / ADHD kid but a grown man that's so retarded he might rape someone ? That is sneaky That story makes me want to cry . those stock flourishy brushes Why the Pissed old guy ? I first read that as ' anus ' on the sign .. And you're the caveman Since when did real doll start making animals ? the goal was sweet ( Gutierrez's was awesome too ) . there was literally 30 sec of coverage though , not even a replay I like the way you think . Murder was always what kept the population down and now we can't even do that You're the one who stole my sweet roll . my 21st birthday is 10 days away Penis stone in the right It's not funny My Grandmother's Chihuahua does this as well . I know right . You don't . That , and there's one about duck quacks not echoing . This comment was great . ( Also , 57k link karma , holy shit Thanks ... They're completely fine with sleeping with me , they just don't want to date me ... WHAT IS THIS ? TUMBLR ? ! I kinda expect Internet to disappear for a while No doubt , but I got the email and was just : / r / Christianity redditor : I like the YouTube comment that implied it wasn't real since it didn't catch on fire while falling . I love that the screenshot includes r / spacedicks " ... damnit , she's also my daughter , and I wanted her to be as safe as her sister . " - Starcraft Ghost : Nova . Oh god , oh god . i was just playing on this level and he won't even have sex with you after that if the flow starts ? The primary structure of a protein is its unique sequence of amino acids . How is he not married to you yet ? How would you feel if an 80 year old hit on you ? Was really weird to have the 5 year old wrap his arm around my inner thigh . GOOD QUESTION . arms around his chest . His side flared with pain , and he uttered a short grunt . I don't think the point was to be funny . A carafe of white zinfandel with a steak ? Well shit , I used to live in India . Take them off ... Please . You're right . That proves Wagner was a Nazi at heart . Ever seen what happens on those top blankets ... What are you reading ... ? I came to see see ziplock bag jokes ... Then I also saw that ... His Side flared with pain , and he uttered a short grunt . " ashaming my family . " Yes , atheists should just keep their mouths shut like good little boys and girls . Right ? ? ? And wreck my new ship ? were the boobs really necessary given the context ? Apparently 1 year ago it wasn't that funny ... " His hand was always on that whip when he gave orders , but in fact he used it less than Lampspiller , the other over seer . " Yeah , my whippet does that sometimes … and then tries to climb into my bed . It kind of looks like ... Naughty mind . I like in Ohio I got " Serve for company - - serve for family . " Well damn , showing 20 % off until I get to checkout , then regular price " I'm happy we're winning games . " I buy most games from ~ ~ Muslims ~ ~ Milsims ( Edit : stupid racist autocorrect ! ! ) but I must admit their shipping times leave a lt to be desired . Sometimes they ship fast , but other times it can be 1-2 months before an order is shipped , even if the order is marked " in stock " > Was there really a need to quote his post when you were making a reply ? I thought you where saying that which you where quoting made you Heidi Klum must therefore be a Redditor ! Ugh , I read that as long ass-nails . " But it's ok when the Jews do it ... they're always the victim " Water buffalo , kangaroos , wallabies , more than 100 species of reptile ( including several poisonous snakes ) ... " you don't have to be attracted to someone to know they're pretty ... especially your daughter ... From Australia , and I have genuinely never seen one of these before . The nearest book was twilight breaking dawn , Oh fuck here it goes : " My mother's voice sounded a little distance away and everything in the room was slightly blurry . " I want to upvote ... but .. your username .. Yeah I always walk around when I sleep outside . For sqrt ( x ) to be defined we must have x > = 0 . There's a Bible on my desk . " And there went up with him both chariots and horsemen : and it was a very great company " ( Genesis 50:9 ) . maybe she is living in a bus underground ? Someone actually did that I'm serious ( The last panel . First time I ever hear of a gym where you're not allowed to work out You're right , when parents rape their children we should leave them in the home because it's up for interpretation whether it's abuse . I've gone behind there , so many people took out their expensive cameras directly behind the water and got them completely soaked and then complained when they broke ' ' USA put their missiles in Turkey ' ' As a Turkish dude this makes me think of dirty stuff " That's why I am so indebted to your mother . " So much bait " ... the name of your protection , to prevent You-Know-Who getting in at you . " Man's got an awesome monitor . I approve . * have to * get them unlocked ? Most people who buy used locked phones use them on the same carrier they were intended for . exactly . what has changed ? now how the hell did you come up with this crap ? ? i wish my cats would cuddle " Next came Ser Horas Redwyne's turn . " If I'm reading this correctly , you like every single name you've ever heard in porn anything for that sweet , sweet karma Yeah , there's certainly no poor white people around It seems as though humans were * designed * to fit there ... Yea , you are right focusing on new goals could help . In my case it is my mom telling me how thin I am or how I am at the perfect size .... lol she was saying that when I was still 200 lbs " European Union Law overrides national law . " Now , what is that supposed to tell me Frozen Planet Let's not celebrate churches burning down . Tell her she can't read any more books / watch any more TV shows then because she might get a crush on a male protagonist . I'm with you - but then again I always roll male characters and then romance dudes . My boyfriend is always like who got the info on him masturbating wrong book had a video studio manual on my desk " importing from digital media " Count yourself lucky , at the end of our tour I pop to the toilets to take a piss and our tour guide starts going in the urinal next to me . As I am pissing i notice that he staring at my dick . I look right at him and give him the Today I found out that I should read the entire post instead of just the first paragraph and then the last . " Daddy told me to pull up on the reins while he gave a listen . " ...... That sir is a repost . My ex used to wear that shit like s mask . So much that I could smell it Relevant Username You're such an idiot ! ! wtf am actually disturbed Silent Hill has nothing on that place Al Murray ' Think Yourself British ' - This comes up a lot in health books . Now I'm concerned Girlfriend insists on knowing kids name . I've been putting off watching it for yoinks now . I guess I'll probably just feel really depressed after watching it and then cry myself to sleep every night for the next fortnight where have I said it's ok .... I hate people . Condoms with nutrition facts . really ? really ? The ability to prevent reposts / r / fitness looks down on split routines unless you've exhausted linear gains from a novice program . Compound routines recommended , see FAQ etc . Then again , it looks like you've already had encounters with that and ignored the advice . That probably explains the Easier than cumming a Maybach . where did I start justifying my actions ? .... I don't know what a chaurus reaper is yet ... and I don't believe I want to . haha , don't visit urban dictionary then " What will your kids poop up ? " I have to agree with aneely who said " Mine is Цветозар ( Tzvetozar / Cvetozar ) . My lecturers approached me by " Tszsc , yeah you there " . So why then is this not imprinted on your face ? WTF is up with the graphics ? I chopped off a warrior's head once and the head went flying but the helmet just stayed there . However much work they put in . The 360 port of Dark Souls is solid . The PS3 port of Bayonetta is If Rick Perry get's elected , our idiot of a Prime Minister will probably continue to follow the American footsteps I see what you did there Landed in Saigon yesterday , guy at bag scanner was texting and didn't even look at the screen to see what was going through . What about an Asian being smart . your stupidity ..... I realized that evaluating your own actions based on their originality or unoriginality is kind of dumb , and that I should just do stuff and not worry about who else has done it and how often . I'm sorry that they didn't leak the HD version . Judaism is a religion not a race . Fantasy football , I laws who love the packers , jets , Vikings , and family who love the giants , and NFL Redzone has killed my passionate loyalty to one team ... Nobody , because they would fucking ruin it isnt that just a sample and hold circuit ? Oh god ... And some people wonder why their Xbox over heats I like my women how I like I like my penis ..... COVERED IN BEEEEEES . Oh wait ... Not available on mobile devices . What did you just say about elotes Dude . He's gone missing , and you're making fun of his pic ? I know this is Reddit and all , but c'mon . 30 year old Shnji and 14 year old Rei I love it when you have a deleted comment follow by I don't like your choice of words . Your username * looks at user * TIL that the Regular Show was a spinoff on a cartoon about two guys on acid it was for anatomy Slippery as a greased butt ! This post is funny , but I hate when people name [ / r / WTF ] ( / r / WTF ) posts " You too ? Why the fuck ? ! That's barbaric ! or their ass IS a d-bag sensor ( We made pizza a vegetable ... I wasn't until now ... I have to say she was a great role model IMO and I feel sorry for people now a days who just have Miley Cyrus to look up to . No way , toaster shots are waaay better Its moment like these that makes me proud as a Japanese ... able to listen to all that they are saying and understand them ... * * From " Anthem " by Ayn Rand . " .. into the sight of all men . " I see these are the type of people in my hometown . Yeah , should be a real exciting game just like the first one Wish people were this understanding when OSU played LSU for the National Title My aunt asked me to bring some water to her bedroom while she was ironing clothes . I walked and my uncle was naked putting some lotion around his privates Why is this comic submitted 3 times ? " O'Toole nodded , and walked over to the corner of the mat with his partner " Will do , if I ever do ... Aerosmith if I'm correct . " So well intended , and yet so insulting , " he whispers in my ear . ~ Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins ... Learn to spell Sergeant , please And how in the world did you notice that ? Please don't start this again . What . The . Penis . I'll pose naked and bring my own crack . Are you fucking blind ? THIS WHOLE DISCUSSION IS ABOUT A ALREADY WORKING LAN CLIENT AND SERVER ! Your proof is backwards ... Uses " Scumbag " in title ... Doesn't use Scumbag meme . Not everyone on the internet knows how to use , or owns photoshop . If you're at UChicago , you don't have semesters . Being in Canada , I understand the need to weigh down the back of a rear-wheel vehicle because of ice , although I see no ice When the thing estimates that it'll take nearly two days to get there I don't really see how that's comparable I'm pretty sure I've read the exact same thing somewhere in a blog post , but I dont know if it's just coincidence An older woman walked up to me and told me I have beautiful eyes . And beautiful , long eyelashes . " Are they yours ? " " My eyelashes ? " " Yeah , are you wearing fake ones ? " I'm a guy . Yeah those steel for framing ads make me wtf . I live near a new development going up and someone was having one built . In April 2010 . Well yeah but what I mean is like biggole cock roaches Told my girlfriend I killed a spider in my room . She replied with " oh my god you killed one of your ancestors ! " Favorite music : anal vomit James Richard Perry . Eagle scout . 1964 . The Japanese characters actually spell " fuck you nigga " ! No kidding . I noticed you have IE . It's this guy again . A woman . XD I tease , I tease , but seriously . Imagine if he were to get punched in the eye * * FOR SCIENCE ! * * ... No seriously this time its for science no sarcasm implented . my 96 year old grandmother , topless , masterbaiting with a ladel . Germany's chancellor has a degree in physics and a doctorate in quantum chemistry ; and yet yesearch and aerospace funding hasn't soared . What the * fuck , * is that Windows Vista ? ' ' i asked my P . E teacher if i had to join ' ' the possibilities Fewer . Right , addresssing the fact that it's awkward * always * make said situation twice as Inappropriate us of I have a buddy who did this ... while driving home from the bar . I read this as mayo eats mexicans . Empty shopping carts in the parking lot when the cart return area is only 20 fucking feet away . Don't have the time to return the cart ? Don't fucking use one then ! ! PA state trooper asked to search my car , I was stupid and let him . He broke my flash light trying to look for drugs in it Apparently several of us did wow , never thought of it that way ' Gay ' being synonymous with ' bad . ' This is a thing ? That's not even Quark in the picture . I'm Brown ... In certain neighborhoods they don't have pens .... Just chains Your childhood ? Shit , I guess 31 is older than I thought My God ... she's bottomless Prime prude , right here . It's an overly-moralising aversion to mischief , look up the definition captain Buzz Killington I don't think having your profile picture as you drinking from a keg adds any credibility to your side Wow he payed rent to his parents ? Headphones ? " submitted 3 hours ago by Touching_Cloth " I have concluded Reddit is 50 % engineering majors , 49 % philosophy majors , and 1 % other . Why can't we all just get along Ironically , the guy that makes the claim and provides no support gets the upvotes ... in / r / atheism , of all places It started on Reddit . Then stop cutting science funding Even though there is an arm in this picture , Is that still a penis above it ? > Facebook on Reddit when I was a kid I asked what lightning and thunder was and was told it was " God Bowling ... " You're right i like my khajiit rugs dead and skinned . > Isn't that the same girl who said that they all ' looked alike ' ? I'm feeling hints of racism from that little girl Sucking / eating a big , fat , juicy slab of ... Pig beef . Im an ex-muslim atheist and the motherfucking pigs are delicious . Random fact , the kid who said " You mean you have to use your hands ? " was Elijah Wood . La burra Where is the real life delete button ? ! Amrud ice cream . 0 , Stupid sexy hotshot and his stupid stream Zone of Alienation I had a dream that I stabbed my parents with a pencil ... I knew it wasn't real but I woke up sweating like crazy , heart pounding like a jackhammer , and terrified that I would even dream that . OH HELL NO ! ' ' Mhmm yeah touch that mhmm you like it don't you ? ' ' This conversation echoed in my head when i saw that picture . Revenge for my deer hunting I clicked the arrow to show you the way Hanged . Unless you wanted to see hung children . there's one thing holding me back ... the fact that i have to pay for updates . I wonder just how many submissions to r / wtf are titled " Is anything on Reddit " authorized " ... I don't even think Reddit authorized Reddit I read this as " Reddit successfully pleasures Rep . Paul Ryan ... " I never said anything about communism , so I'm not sure where you're pulling that from . Actually , very little of what you're saying makes sense to me . Perhaps we're just on a different wavelength here . ... i think you just ruined waterslides for me Scumbag atheist : goes to church just to start arguments . Wait , there was a sp campaign ? Mustard and carbs ? ... LOLOLOL OMG IKNORITE ITS TOTALLY WEIRD Their Shawarma is alright , but I had their Grilled Chicken Burger & Fries ( SOO GOOD ლ ( Did they get any gold at all for killing you after the 20 death mark ? Ugh tell me about it . Lose a ranked , go into normals to let off steam , guaranteed loss everytime Yeah , that's why the only worthwhile instructor / coach for any activity is the best person in the world at that activity . Golf swing coach for the best players in the world ? He is really the best player himself , just too humble to show off so he teaches others . I half expected plumes of smoke rising from Religionland , given the close proximity of Islam and Christianity . " Lotta dead birds " . Get that every time with my Grand-Blade deck in standard , sometimes from the same people who asked last FNM You used a period for an interrogative sentence Hey ! What's the bright idea ... You again , you created this account just for that image , didn't you , didn't you ! My * first * nuclear reactor So .... in this scenario , we're still not getting * rid * of the BCS . Kidney stones You can't tell me what to do ! Is there cake in Portal ? Automatically playing music . the cats actual face its uncanny --> Gyms need to drill this in during registration / orientation . I had some lady ducking under my bar during squats to get 5kg plates in the corner . You're blind if you think Ron Paul is any different Well guess I'm creating a new account . Good to know everything's squared away for you now On a scale of 1 to 10 of disaproval , when using " Just banelings You laughed . But you're right My husband suggested that I weigh myself before and after the laxative to find out how much poop I flushed out . I just looked at him like I literally just got kicked from a server 45 minutes ago for " NO spawncampinng ! ! " I was 2-24 I'm pretty sure a majority of the Jews knew says the floppy camel anus . When people sing lyrics wrong ... Don't worry , next time he does it , you'll know how to deal with it better ever do the OTHER glass bottom boat ? > I downvote anyone who puts " True Story " in their post ... True story that underwear I hate when people say " winning ! " especially middle age and older relatives Why the hell is people downvoting me ? I was being sarcastic . the ones without livers are in some kind of elite community with special hierarchy This . ^ Yeah , I had just found out about this a second ago after making this thread . The fuck . Babe . Holy fuck do I hate that word . I honestly think my irrational hate for that word started from Reddit , all the uses of ' le babe ' in rage comic form . your tits are nasty . " Put on your headphones , sit comfortably , and turn up the sound " Definitely did a double-take on the title , reading this as " My cat Pumpkin likes to bring me penises " . Great post . Where to start … Do an IAMA Their customer service number has a Kazakhstan / russia country code When I first played banjo kazooie , I remember gruntilda saying that grunty's favorite party trick is her scary striptease , I was all I was totally with you until tiger beer . Usual textbook sites ? Funny ? Really ? I wouldn't have made it more than a week , if it wasn't for science I wouldn't be able to eat ... and have likely died from drowning in my own stomach acid painfully ... Nope , she definitely doesn't swallow them , far more worried about her eating my Bambo plant that I got for Xmas .. Which religion groups encourage drinking ? Wedding ring ... I saw the title , understood it , saw every " Not Suitable " warning , understood them but I clicked it anyway ... Wait , do you mean a bathing suit or ... Clothes ? It is , but not limited too , cafeteria tables . In my school , people will unzip there pants in class and just let it hang out there for awhile until people begin to notice . It's not uncommon . It sounds even weirder describing this over the internet .. GP and Heim You should see him in his $ 500 sunglasses ... - " You're a child , you are to be seen , not heard . " the rule still applies now that i'm seventeen . Shitty ass herb isn't worth posting a picture of I'm making this face 0 Detected . The logic behind this is that you make much more money selling singles . Hes a man on a mission to make money . I cant knock the hustle , but i wouldn't do it myself . But not hooking your friends up Usually ? Why would you ruin a perfectly good # 4 by taking off the lettuce and adding onions . so ... what do you do with the trapped drunk women I ended that chat for a reason , Danny . Barely ahead of Quiznos ? Today I learned that Alabama " blanked " Oklahoma in 1963 . I feel that your username is relevant Your mom really enjoyed watching you eat hotdogs It's not even an actually RES tag . It's just supposed to look like one . Thanks :D , I also forgot to mention not too long ago I took a gigantic dump Because smoking's cool Yeah , let's lug around 7 notebooks instead When I was reading it at 11 not once did occur to me to wonder why Harry wasn't using Altavista to search for information . I mean , are they serious ? Celery doesn't really have any Calories . This is due to it taking more energy to break it down than there is in it . I just started with the NES randomly . I'm going to balance it with a Sega system next week . I know what you're talking about though , I'm really weak when it comes to Sega systems . Actually , the first Sega game I owned was Sonic Adventure 2 . They breathalyze everyone that comes to our dances , there is always this group that is crying since they can't come in , eve though they know that this is the policy .. Your abridged version didn't have anything to do with your comment I guess herd immunity wasn't taught in medical school in the 1930s or whenever it is this fossil got his MD ... wow . If you went out and polled 1000 MDs tomorrow about vacinations I'd be floored if you found one who agreed with this madness . ... you have a christian bible to reference ? Koalas at night , if you've been camping in Australia you know what I mean . THIS WAS MY POST RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH ! ! ! ! Thank god it isn't No , i was not being sarcastic . Oh , I'm sorry , the fact that you live on your own , own numerous gaming consoles , and an extensive video game collection led me to believe that you could spend money on a cheap TV from this decade . It was you ! At least your first name isn't Richard Yeah , that raised my eyebrows , too . Whoa , indeed . Was the funeral the reason for the fap or the fap the reason for the funeral It must be _so_ annoying to get on the order of 500 karma for posting " Bank CEO goes to church , makes thousands of people homeless . Yeah , CALGARY I might also know you . The coucellors at my one week swim camp named me " cheese " I'm more concerned about the comment directly above At first glance I was like yeah but your 28 sooo " confirmation * number * " Cute ? Nope There's more than there should be . i counted seven in Windhelm when my mike tyson character went postal . The fucking waitress in the bar is marked as essential . Seriously ? Sorry I got a little ranty back there ... Wasn't even really relevant to your comment ... Downvoted myself So lets skip the pep talk and tell us . What did the dark knight taste like ? Heh " About a boy " was on last weekend , Hugh Grant did something similar to pick up single mothers . when i have a headache in the middle of class and the people next to me wont shut up Det ser dessutom redan ut att vara utklippt från facebook ... Är det en bild av ett screenshot ? Says cheesebuckets Chained up as a sideshow for photo-ops , just like nature intended . Yeah i guess thats why there aren't many dragonborns around skyrim eh ? One time after a big outing / street party I threw up all over the curb , got into my friend's car , saw a good looking girl , beckoned her over , told her to kiss me , she did it ( she saw me throwing up too ) ....... I was hoping for more . I would if i could . / looks at username / ..... What , you don't ? Rammus challenging anyone AD to 1v1 I can't shit right with my shoes on . I know it's irrational but I can't deploy all my strength if my shoes are on . Fucking dumb . When I'm constipated , I wish I had shoes on so I could get them off to relive myself Mine was " avrilrox 101 " . What . I once won a bet with a girl that I couldn't hum Star Wars , Indiana Jones and Superman in succession . The prize was dinner . It didn't eventuate . I didn't take the hint ... now i'm hungry Mouth rape . This is a repost , I remember reading this a while ago ... More like recolors . Who . Fucking . Cares . Seriously . His ult is 20 seconds Nights stands ... pillows ... both bedroom accessories Thats Whirlwind sprint . You know he said run . I shout for the occasion dude > WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN SEMICOLONS ? Video of what ... Try living in Gainesville , Florida . Who's joking ? I know what it means because I do it and I explain it that way . There's an accidental yoink and a perfection betrayal that should go in there as well Íslenskt SOPA pretty much He looks terrible ... Yeah . Freaking lbs / oz and Inches / feet [ spoiler ] ( / s " i think it did it kinda clearly but went over most peoples heads . Everychoice i spent a good 5 minutes thinking of what would be the most appropriate choice which apparently didnt matter til halfway through act 3 This was on the front page last night I thought the combo breaker was an electrifying idea Hey now , your left-handed emoticon has no place here . It's ಠ_ಠ , not That middle cupcake No spoilers The man said No spoilers Why would ... I mean ... * sigh * ... I give up ( ノ you went to a friends house so you could play DD in his closet with his controller ? Why you no play with friend Yeah , because we all know that * * with * * Biedri ņš , GS is a better team than The Heat So many Brazilians redditors here . Went to Wal-Mart and printed them out . As an aside the phone I was using at the time could print photos over BlueTooth , yet my iPhone 4 can't . Downvote for being That Guy I notice you didn't say ' accidentally ' What is the guy on the left doing ? Not weird per se , just haven't heard anyone else mention it before . Usually just when taking a shit but often when I'm bored , I like to find faces , demons , animals , etc . in the patterns of wood grains of the stalls or in tile floors . In fact , I'm at my cubicle ( furiously working of course ) and just found a lion's head . Okay , as I've typed that out ... maybe it IS weird . Before Borders closed down , I would always WTF at my local shop's extensive ' Paranormal Romance ' section . ' Teen ' not specified , so presumably aimed at adults Awesome . Thanks for the advice ! I'll make sure to be careful with how greedy the tavern keeper is . That santa costume doesn't fool me ~ ~ ಠ_ಠ So being fat is ok if you don't have type 2 Diabetes ? Are you disrespecting Tom Atkins ? ! ? At my primary school our principal's name was Mr Hedgecock , the principal that took over his position .... Mr Dickinson That's a big dwarf . Ah yes , and / r / firstworldproblems is the perfect place for Captcha comics . No , no we wouldn't I shot with the door open and also do this ... One day my girlfriend caught me doing it .. Now I shit with the door closed because I always see her trying to peep in Yes , from " intimacy during rocket attacks " we go to " what to do while your wife is ovulating and you are stuck in a bunker during a rocket attack . " I believe my original this is bad and you should feel bad That's not what you said before Your comment however ... I am male , have African american genes , so my hair naturally has tight curls , grew it out , threw in a relaxer and styled it to fit my face ( a step most black men ignore ) . Before i was related to every black person who walked past me , and had multiple racism experiences . NOW , everyone thinks I'm Indian , and treats me waaaaay better than back then . I've even seen an increase in teenage girls hitting on me ...... I'm 22 . All of Florida basically GANG RAPE ! Wait , what ? It's a sign Like fisting , but ... with feet . I took a power point class in CC . While i find your attitude to be rather condescending ... Fuck , I'm in this exact situation . > Santorum in the vulva , you're not gonna have a good time . Or small I hope she isn't an art teacher iPad > that shit . Grammar mistakes .... in a book ? The person who first got me thinking about that issue was over 40 Oh . I mostly just copy / paste when I need it . I don't actually know the keystrokes for it . You have to * buy * the beta ? Did you really have to put that you were american ? haha wix.com that is a hilarious Easter egg . it is a Easter egg right Was going to answer post , then saw this comment . ... why did i just google fisting ? Wikipedia has some nasty stuff Hmmm .. The browser on my iPad seems not to support html 5 - Cockney accents drive me up the friggin wall . I don't mind the slang it's just the accent Then you have a soapy tap The meth lab ? There used to be this old Asian lady who would hang out in the technology building at my college . She didn't speak very good English and I don't know if she actually attended classes or just wanted to be around people or what . One day she was sitting in the lobby on a couch next to the one I was doing homework on and I happened to glance at her ... and caught her with her arm , up to her elbow , down the back of her pants doing gods know what . Why do you guys have such awesome dreams ? Read this " Hey Arnold ! " and made a What's wrong with water ? How are they playing an unlpugged xbox ? First world problem , but I don't feel like I'm middle aged at 30 what's that all about ? I bought an m3 ( nice but not super flashy ) , which I've wanted for 10 years , and can now afford and I get mid life crisis thing ... Tha fuk ? ? who said we have a problem ? I meant that in an " interesting coincidence " way . What is wrong with my brain ? * " You have brown eyes . That means you're full of shit " * That technology you are using was engineered with years , decades , maybe even centuries of logic and analytical based math like calculus . Know your history and stay classy > having sex with someone is not like laundry or watching a movie you don't want to . like , really . :: looks at logo :: Ok , first of all , how OLD is that dude ? wtf , your dad apologized for smacking you once ? white parents and white dudes , at that I read that as hay-sus Please don't let this be a leap year ... A moderate wind could have knocked those bricks over Give the ' Faster ' girl a stern talking to It began when the game came out ? I don't understand how this doesn't have more upvotes I mostly agree , and good points , but I'm equally annoyed with people who have shallow " I love every beer " commentary as people who have shallow " all this beer sucks " commentary . Sam C comes of like the former sometimes ( despite saying things like " the beer world doesn't need another Kolsch " ... iSee what you did there . I don't understand how you have so many downvotes for this comment ... I think that's why the cat is Mexico . I love both Mumford and Noah but Johnny Flynn is absolutely amazing and better than both . I still don't understand why Mumford was ever considered folk ... I guess it's the banjo . ಠ_ಠ - its - * <----------- ENTER NUMBER OF DOMAINS THAT GODADDY SHOULD LOOSE HERE As a fan of the dark side , I approve . [ Delete ] edit : should not type without thinking . > Some BS vegas laws prevents them from having camera's in the hallways ... Yeah . I use Photoshop enough ( not really * professionally * per se , but for my own projects ) that I'd like it to be legit . I'm hoping I can find a cheap copy of CS4 or CS3 online sometime , but eBay is a minefield of scams and the non-scam listings often go for nearly as much as a new copy . Nice try Ronald Fuck the commentators We could invade and bring them a message ... oh , that doesn't work Most of y'all sound like pretentious fops , my God , get over your selfs . French toast .... I just don't understand how I kept fucking it up Yes , because one example us enough to prove the point . Until he finishes inside you I exclusively pump , and my right breast consistently yields more than my left . Left is bigger though Fem-redditor here too . Agreed about the front page ; I have male redditor friends who send me advice animals and I'm like Who needs kevlar . Shrapnel doesn't hurt that bad . My coworker bought Skyrim for her 12 year old for Christmas . Before giving it to him , but after buying it , she asked me if it was violent or gory . my floormate's girlfriend cheated on him multiple times and he took her back multiple times , until she dumped him Dat Artosis look : That picture of Reggie still unnerves me Once you go black , you never go back ... I really liked this when it was posted on r / reddevils * * yesterday * * what you aren't already ? I thought this was normal My window ! * The final century . * Don't know if the defense is really good or the offence is really bad Yeah , because Thatcher did such an ace job for us I don't like when blogs pretend to not be an advertisement . " someone sent word " from synthtopia.com I have trouble whenever I take a walk through the city centre . Even in winter they're wearing mini skirts ! And don't forget the only-women colleges ! You mispelt days Dammit , and I just put the personally autographed album I got from them 10 years ago on ebay I used to go to PF on 13 . Best deal for your money . Moved to the Duckpond and unfortunately cancelled my PF membership and moved to the $ 31 - a-month-with-a-year-contract gym , Alter Ego . > Upvote me for SCIENCE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Are parasites common where you live ? teh fuck with that flashbacks pages , 1 or 2 is ok but this The only Pokemon is not Asian Great , here come all the pretty blonde girls to post pictures of themselves for reddit to rate while pretending it's really just another retarded ' look at my stupid fucking cat ! ' post that misplaced " you're " made me take 4 re-reads to understand what you meant 4 ' 11 - I CAN'T REACH A GOD DAMN THING . If it's in a cupboard and far at the back , I have to abandon all plans to use it . If it's on the top two or so shelves at a store , I can live without it . Also , if I hug my ( 5 ' 10 ) boyfriend around the neck , I have to be on the absolute tip of my toes . Sorry not buying it . Different hair line , ear internals and face build just shows up everything . If a mod verifies this somehow ill belive that you are the real GGG for now i'll just downvote you Upvote cus it's a chick ... You didn't see the other posts about this group ... you know the ones that don't spoil results in the title not this bullshit again I did a presentation on Foxconn in one of my classes last semester ... they actually installed safety nets outside of the buildings to catch people if they jump off the buildings to commit suicide , because it happens relatively often there I want to know what's so intelligent about using the same tube in my neck for breathing AND eating / drinking . > Are you really willing to trust someone who made his name and fame selling barefaced lies to people with more goodness than common sense ? I was greeted by this status this morning . Dang , I finally logged in and realized I needed the mac version This is exactly why I weigh my shit before I leave . I see them weigh it , I say no offense and I weigh it myself . Quite a few times I've found other peoples weights to be off and they're always like " Oh well I dropped it the other day so maybe that's why . " My heat didn't work that last week of break either . Nothing beats leaving a cold shower and out into the cold air WTF ? 45k / yr while in college ? I'm already graduated , working for 3 years as a software engineer and I don't even make half of it I bet those lights are annoying , I couldn't bear having even the slightest part of the screen obstructed i first thought " awhh that's adorable and not even sexist ! " .... and then considered that at face value .... it's actually more accurate than i realized . socially awkward penguins following an underaged girl , secretly ( or not secretly ) hoping she'll lift up her dress ... sounds about right , reddit . It pains me to use systems without SSD's . Every so often I go to use someone elses system and ... Fahrenheit .. Since that totally isn't doable on every other machine or anything ... I was actually using the built-in Youtube uploader for the single player portion of the game . It allows you to select clips from your instant replay and upload them directly from the game to your youtube account . Unfortunately that option is disabled when playing online games . I suppose I went too far with the quotes . Well , it was a half-baked concept to begin with . I'm downvoting myself for this stopped listening at synthesized bass My ovaries are making this face : Yeah , absolutely , I wish she was . Apparently the girl that brought her was also familiar with their situation . I condensed a lot , there was more detail . running BF3 and Skyrim on a company laptop , the IT in me says : Keep him in my thougts ? Well , after an image like this I have to those are some suspicious eyes you have there sir . I work at AOL , mailing CD's ... Hadn't thought to look at hostels ( duh ) , and yeah , there are a couple ! ( Not just YHA , too ) . But just looked at train times and the train would be more expensive than the convention . I like how she turned off comments and ratings ... " sigh " , you poke ' im on ( pokemon ) Perhaps the agreed upon disdain for Keurig machines could be added to the side bar to warn any r / coffee lurkers . I have a lot of friends that swear by them and that's fine so long as they know it isn't * coffee * . I think a fair comparison is the difference between a cigar and cigarettes . Sure , they are both tobacco but I agree . It seems like to a lot of feminists you can't be an MRA without being a misogynist , and it seems like a lot of MRAs feel all feminists are misandrist . Also , why does misandrist come up as a typo in my browser , but misogynist doesn't ? The fuck ? I actually got a headache from how terrible it was I LIKE NICKELBACK . wait a second ... Haruhi is obsessed with Asahina , who has big breast ... why should I fap to small breast ? Apparently it's drinking 15 Capri sun's in 15 minutes . * Bel effort , OQLF . * Uhh , novelty accoun .. WTF redditor for one year I would have pregnancy dreams while on my period . That is not accidental racism . ... I don't get it ? Yeah ... XL shirts aren't big enough , and XXL is basically the same size with a tent sewn to the front I don't mean the server mods , I mean the / r / Minecraft mods . I'd rather see you donate any amount of money you can afford rather than cutting into your children without need .... You hijacked my comment you jerk robot . Yes , Sent them back to their rooms to get more appropriate footwear Feel weird riding a horse ? Get your grandpa to shoot it . Is this some sort of test ? ... and conforming to this will make it better ? Sweet setup but .... those walls Upvoted for the same last name ....... oh and because I'm jealous There is no Spinoza on your list " First thing " My name still pops up I hope you have a better sense of humor in real life , otherwise ... If by this you mean zero points in dexterity for many chars . That is mind blowingly stupid to use those words on the phone . The police and government listen to your shit , yo . In what way is playing Super Metroid relaxing Weather ? Because under no circumstances can you describe a male as a bitch I'm Dutch , I have no fucking idea what they ´ re eating Did you just link to illegal content ? ! 1 I hate to break it to you all but hand washing garments isn't all that difficult in the first place ... While we're overrating defenders - how good is David Luiz ? Why does it have a barrel tied to the front ? I see what you did thar . Customer service calls Samus a girl ... Apparently this was old news when I found out . I would not want " routes " for any of them . Winter is right now probably blowing the $ 700 I've spent on a season pass . No , really . I dunno , put your hand on their shoulder and give them a stern " but without the addictive and * * psychological side effects * * of the traditional drug " Superman 64 Why does this have so many downvotes ? My parents home computer does not have MS office ( or any equivalent . ) There is no powerpoint . There is no spreadsheet software . When they want to type something , they use TextEdit But I wanna know ... I do ! bet you enjoyed finding that picture She treats cookie sales money like everyone else treats taxpayer money . How on earth is Tokio Hotel considered metal ? People actually believe this happened ? Okay , but then it presumably went through peer review and the reviewers either missed it or thought it was fine . Either way , Marite , isn't that part of the magenta crystal ? My friend's little bro goes to a school where every kid is required to own an iPad . They download their textbooks onto them Who's site is that ? I've been unusual trading for a good while and never seen that site . I won't comment on the prices I know how you feel . I had an argument over Facebook with some really really Christian girls from New Jersey , and they kept asserting that science came from the Bible , so anything that I tried to use to refute what they said would be inconsequential ... Yeah , they made * Dr Sloan * ( Diagnosis Murder ! ) into a shitty " I don't keep up with the times and hurt my patients because of it " moral lecture character in a Scrubs episode ? Shame on them What ? No CS or even a CIS degree ? This makes me question on why I continue going to college - working in IT is my dream And a " fried chicken " scented air freshener ... I just heard the remix tune in my head ... and his sweaty shirt also popped up in my head . My mom calls me Pooper You going to tag this ? I came here L coming back from the library at 2am on a saturday , I lost a pair of shoes to a freshman . fucking vomited all over them ; stained those babies and impregnated the exterior with a combination of peppermint schnapps and chocolate sauce . I bet her parents named her Megan . It's good , but I think you need a few more knives . A cabron , la adicci ón es genetica y la puede pasar el pap á justo porque fumo antes de hacer a su hija Inb 4 some sicko makes a " that's what she said " joke Way to jinx it ! Now it is snowing Luckily i use a calculator for calculations and not my freaking search engine .. Everyday I'm jiggling . :/ Can't usually even find my size in normal clothe stores . Have to go for brastore and one pair costs like 50 euros . Hurts . But jigglyboobs hurt more . It's a friend-off then . You mean , Elementary school kids " Real friends don't count chrosomes " - And yet , still no cats . So youtube video or GTFO ? You remembered that quite fast Having problems . I'm pretty sure this is illegal in more ways than one . After a little bit of snooping I think this girl's only 17 ... that last sentence You mean religious nuts have made tenure ? It says underneath that " Click here to be inducted into Billy Bob's A . S . S " You just say that in case he shares the bread My wife is an ob / gyn doctor . One time after birth a new father asked her ' to make a stitch extra so she is extra tight ' . My wife went ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ My dad is a preacher and told me there was a god . I believed him well into my 20 ' s . Your wife disapproves of people wanting to improve the sex life of their partners ? You must really enjoy having sex with someone like that . You said climax ! I was always under the impression you couldn't have sex during the third trimester of a pregnancy . My parents said this was false , seeing how while pregnant with my brother , my parents were having a romp in the car and mom went into labor . tried to commit suicide Says the guy who constantly attacks Ron Paul . the little things on the bottom right sort of look like grey dicks Suarez has only scored 5 league goals this season ಠ_ಠ indeed My little brothers do this then immediately stand up and keep running . They're tanks , and I worry for their mental state . ... Soooo they don't have to rech over their entire body if the joint is moving to the left ? Man , if you notice a difference in how the bread tastes , I don't want to even think of how picky you are with your food . The next time you're in a Wendy's or something , why don't you just throw your trash on the ground ? Somebody's getting paid to pick it up for you I actually have a friend ( Yesh i has friends Would love to see the rest of your house ... Well your options are the same as the parents that are blood related . Adoption or a surrogate mother come to mind . In the case of the cousinfuckers I'd see a surrogate mother as a solid option since the family genes are still being carried over ... for both partners That went from creepy to creepier Instead of talking about the contents , the top comments would rather bitch about the fact that it's from 9gag ? .... the bear fear room , dentists are evil ... Not as bad as me finding OP … not really sure what's going on there No idea why but my dad tole me he had genital warts when he was younger and one came very close to blocking his pee hole . I almost jumped out of the moving car .... Is he ... ice skating on the street ? > I never knew that there were pretentious otaku until i came to [ 1 ] / r / anime who drinks beer out of a mug ? ? Their idea was that MOBA's don't need as many buttons as other games . At first Twitch subscription option incoming I'm still in 20-40 on my Good Guy Nord after about 75 hours . I don't mind EA Origin but * Battlelog * " Its a factions server , what did you expect ? Ponies and a free breakfast ? in the titty ... Don't think that we don't see all that bud light in the background Because PCI is * * so * * secure . Someone is already complaining about the new update ? Oh dear god ... NSFL manual tuning on the radio , to tune in to baseball games , and then getting a tv and tuning in with an antenna . I'm only 22 how do you do that I missed a call in high school but then immediately received a voicemail afterwards . It was a girl thanking me for giving her my number and saying I was extremely sexy and how she wanted to do naughty things to me . She also said she was going to go home and finger herself to the thought of me . Wrong number , I did not know this person ... I've learned that the vast majority of posts that use this " designed by a friend " . We can tell ... " Hey babe are you eating out ... " - Mom You ... You played black ops ? 1-3 were the best The other day they asked Kobe about Tebow . Really ? Looks like Santa gave you an Andriod I was told that the water was safe in Amnesia And the award for the most " poor people food " downvotes , really ? I have less than 24 hours to come up with 200 $ ( why does my paycheck have to come NEXT Friday ! ) I am a mexican citizen ... we can't buy weed legally , not even medical We wondered if he had done it with anyone else , because when he studied abroad he would sometimes share his bed when friends came over to party . In fact , one of the male friends that he shared a bed with ended up coming out as gay upon their return home . Makes me wonder if he had some oddly vivid anal sex dream , and upon reflection realized he was gay Today I got a notice saying my giftee never received her gift . I sent it early December and tracking says it's been received . And redditgifts hasn't yet unbanned me from the gift exchange ... Show me your ways Mine was Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut . The first sentence is , no shit , " my mother and father died " The used product is more expensive than the new product People seem to think it's an Irish drink , and so order it when they visit here . As if we'd call it that Too bad I'm in a male dominated study . There are only 3 girls in my year Annie likes pills . My 5 ' 10 " sister has the same size waist as you . Well , don't know what else I was expecting to see in that one .... This darn school is always getting in the way of all my fun " with the kids as soon as possible . " " ahahaha , feel so bad " Contemplating if losing my job is worth it .. ahh what the hell . A very pregnant silence ensues . Dang . I can't imagine getting a PhD then throwing it all away on politics . Kind of seems like a waste .... but at the same time , I find it hard to believe that there are politicians with econ degrees . Clearly they aren't using them . i thought this was cg at first Every time I see a waterjet I want to stick my hand under it just like you do with a faucet you know ? Then I think about how bad an idea it is and still want to do it . It's like my mind keeps telling my hand water can't be that hard . 10 ? that's not too bad .. the second youngest sibling in my family is 14 years my elder .. > Yes , because Apple is known for it's affordability .. M . Night Shyamalan approves ? This isn't going to end well y'know Dude , she's dead ! Yeah me too , i wonder why ? Need an umbrella for my pants it is sad , we use the pythagorean theorem for math but it's clearly false because it's " just a theory " You're one to talk . Stop it . Manic Monday ? ? ? ? REALLY ? Awesome , I've been craving a nice IPA al - - wait a minute .. Alcohol still gets listed separately from drugs . Um what . This " Shira " chick went to school with my sisters . My friends do something they call the " cinnamon challenge " they swallow cinnamon to try to throw up . > " * gold and diamond * teeth " the only ones posting there are people from this sub-reddit Marc . With a " C . " I do too , of course this is the same friend who constantly Vapor Snagged me back my Snapcaster when I was playing a Burning Vengeance deck ... Probably can't make the trade transaction during game but there's nothing in the rule book that I know of saying you can't pull a player ...... of course as I type this I'm hearing Cammalleri got traded to the Flames who are currently playing the Ducks ... This is exactly what he looks like . I bet you like that , MayoFetish Born and raised in São Paulo , Brazil . If I tell people I'm a cheesehead , they ask why the hell do I think my head is made of cheese . that's because she was outside as you slept next to your ex No need to be worried And gonorrhea ... Mine was : " Wanda Debec was dragging herself up the white line on her elbows . " Glad it wasn't one of the the next two sentence : " Blood gushed down her face , almost obscuring it . She had been half scalped by a piece of the collapsing windshield and a huge flap of skin hung down over her left cheek like a misplaced jowl . " My cousin and has a newborn son and when she went to the washroom my aunt said to the child when he was crying " Mommy is here , don't you cry . " As soon as my cousin stepped out of the washroom this was her face : How's that possible ? I thought they taped those coolers shut for stuff that / contamination . I guess it is Mexico though . We picked up a Mexican flight crew with a manual push button vent .... in 2009 . ( Meaning you have to push a button for every time you want to pt to breath .... all the way from Mexico . ) Arrrg too loud and horrible ! You'd still be blowing them for about 15 minutes . [ spoiler ] ( / s " " If I wanted to kill someone , I'd probably do something inconspicuous , like pushing them off a roof " " ) Fuck Tebow A shot from the car show she was at , the same day . This is not an airport its the security in front of the show I expected this to be the top comment Commence cuteness attack ! wtf ? Downvoted for a link that's trying to get me to download something off the bat . Lack of squiggly troll arms . Is that why he plays characters that don't need cs ? Barcelona fans Don't hate on the ville . It's a happening place to be since they put in that Walmart * Slow Clap * Damn , I cannot even do that . Yes I suck at academics most of the time . It's shit like this reddit ... but then he wouldn't have time for a shower Your organs wont start dying Yeah . Stupid white people . You are not aloud to sing it allowed The internet is not pleased . Oh hey , you're in my boat ! I know how you feel , I've been " matched " by supposed professionals many times ( I'm looking at you MAC You said y'alls .... I'm still bitter over Steve Carrell's Emmy upset . Maybe Jim Parsons is some fantastic actor who is below his medium on TBBT or something , but I just don't see the appeal . Chuck Lorre had to of sold his soul at some point to be on this " winning streak " ( no Charlie Sheen pun intended ) with those terrible sitcoms he produces . I always thought my parents could read my unsavory ideas , while we were in the car ... " If you are reading my thoughts fuck the both of you for not telling me about this power " Real men don't set out on adventures without whiskey I hear Kazaa is pretty good so many similar comics did that once to have alone time with the gf , fuckers still looked at all the other seats and decided that the top row to the side was best Ok the second thing I do in an assessment . After checking for danger Saga Frontrier II all the way . That game is WAY underrated dem fake legs .... fap fap fap fap ... ... It's okay . There's a bigger age gap between my parents than there is between me and my mom . Given , it's only a few months , but I too serve at a steakhouse . How many times have you heard the joke ( when it's taking a bit for their entree ) .. They slaughtering the cow back there ? 7/16 ... It's the obvious ones which threw me . Turned out to be misleading Sweden reporting in . It's like spring here . Only a couple of days snow the entire winter OOOOOOhhhhhhhh . Welp ... no sleep tonight Then the last ticket kill would never be counted , which it always has for me ..... He is apparently a Buddhist monk in Australia now They used to roll me in a blanket and  play sit on the sausage . It didn't sound so gay to me back then ... that was the drunk episode time to use 2years worth of saved r / atheism links PEOPLE DEBATE SPORTS ? ! When did this start happening ? Have fun with the hunters . One secondary shot from the big machine gun takes em out , but fighting them with just the Zero-Point ? STFU and walk the damn dog . You do know they are still running the code promotion right ? Seeing as I have the coupon in hand and the e-mail from AMD confirming it as well as a scan of the code I'd say Mine is pretty legit ... If they're starving is because they don't have food . You let your daughter watch Skyrim ? Why would they extract teeth that are in good shape ? ... and everybody can join * Chris Benoit Then just upvote it . mine look like | | Yea , ... maybe . But I surely didn't expect something like this in a game like Minecraft MOTHER OF GOD ! I should not have looked up what it was FORMER pedophile ? ! ? Morbid curiosity drove me to read the first one . Her writing is on par with that of many of the tweens posting self-insert fantasies to Fanfiction.net . I'm an aussie and my first answer was didgeridoo There's something I don't get . You're REALLY CLOSE friends with her , but you didn't know she had a boyfriend and she doesn't know that you have a gay relationship ? Wings ? Poor / taste / ? Yes you were I'll be looking for you . Spawn was at the bottom of an ocean for me at x : 2 y : ~ 50 z : -9.5 This story seems air-tight . If " lol " guy was here it would be so funny cause then you could both whore karma with your hilarious sense of humour ! So you reposted something that was only posted 12 hours ago Not a single zero suit samus " 10 extra horses " Um ... you know drow aren't real right . They can be anything I use an aol email address . I'm 26 . What do you use to register for websites and stuff ? A perfectly good gmail account ? What's wrong with you you dont say Not the kids fault 1 line tl ;d r for 2 line post Thanks for the " help " Yeah , but then he wouldn't have gotten karma for it . ugh cp ... he means cp Nope ! All info perfectly true . No tricks . No spoilers . What the fuck is she doing on petsmart I had to break down and do the Sahalajashamalamadingdong mission to get the last 1 % . How about " I guess the term " sports " is a pretty loosely defined term . Neon Ed Reed is not #88 . Hmmm . Apparently my first instructor did it wrong then . Why is that girl surprised that a white person has a pistol ? [ W ] game offers This should be put under " Mind-Fuck " ... ( I can't believe she's actually real . ) Quarter Japanese . At first some people don't seem convinced , but eventually see it . " Oh yeah , your eyes are pretty slanted , I just didn't notice because they're blue . " Eye shape and iris color aren't related Two white guys with dredlocks That person would be in my grade ... My district ( High School ) decided to start midterms today . But ... then how do you know it's clearly stated ? Early in the game , I was attacked by assassins , and the note requesting my end was from one of the small girls in Riverwood But your morals aren't You ... you thought dying was spelled " dieing " ? Everybody knows moving the controller like that helps , pfft ... Thanks for the spoiler At first I heard creepy demonic giggling ... followed by a series of armpit farts . Once I opened a can of Coke to find Sprite inside it instead of Coke . That's just ... I'm not even going to say anything to you . I'm not going to lower myself to your level . Title straight from youtube . Oh it's just Gabe holding the knives , but what's that beh - WHAT THE FUCK ? ! Or you get blocked by a pebble If Joe knew what to avoid , leaders wouldn't have a job to do every weekend . ^ this " A snookie " implies that there's more than one ... Suddenly a 5mb . BMP file doesn't seem so bad > means I have to spend an odd amount of time down that aisle as women walk down and give me looks of disapproval You thought shoot was spelled choot ? Its a joke . Two Cleveland CBs in the top 10 as far as Completion % and people say their Pass D is overrated because they get run on . Two Cleveland CBs in the top 10 as far as Completion % and people say their Pass D is overrated because they get run on . i think these differentiate themselves enough to obviously not be apple . the laptop looks quite a bit like an ugly older HP made out of metal though . and i will agree the keyboard / trackpad for the desktop is a bit Does anybody see the similarity between this cat and You've just described what I imagine happens when my boyfriend uses the bathroom in our home . Lolwhoops , perhaps your option is more valid than mine . Also , nice name pun . Very original His Task bar is pink haha memories from my 21st ... Be creepier that was my I read this as " My girlfriend has a dick " I'm using Alien Blue and I don't think I can mark it as NSFW , better call the developer ... Yes , because everyone can afford a GPS and 3G enabled iPad This , instead of making a new post per picture I like sites that let me use variations of " Rhode Island redditors UNITE ! ( where were you guys when reddit was doing all the state meetups I am the 10 % Those rainbows on the side of the flag are gay this is one of those facebook like stories ... because living in a small building that would keep him warm and dry but doesn't have plumbing is way more dangerous than living in a small car ... which also has no plumbing ... I assume they're bought as gifts for female ( or fem ) significant others , and after unwrapping the giver is likely given a solid It's the Team Rocket type , together with rattata and zubat The kid from the Youtube comments finally became a snail ! I love how its like , were nerfing riven ; shows her dominate an udyr in lane I'm pretty aware of that " I have taught sailing at Shake-A-Leg Miami " ... My approach has always been you eat what I give you , but hey , if we are going somewhere or in the store , I'll ask what you want . Every once in a while I will do a " My son is the best son in the world " day , where I tell him what day it is and he gets to pick any place to eat he wants . He usually picks Panda Express . I turned to my 12 year old sister right now and said , " hey , you know that song about mommy kissing santa claus ? you thought the song was about mommy cheating on her husband with santa claus , right ? well guess what — " and she interrupts me , laughing in my face , telling me santa claus is the father . Our dicks could be twins bro Not exactly true ( varies by municipality ) As an achitectural designer / drafter / engineer tech I remember having to permit everything including a dog house . Then when I buillt a shed I was told ( by the cheif building inspector ) tHat I wouldn't have needed a permit for it ( 10 ' x13 ' 4 " ) if it was on skids instead of a concrete foundation . Troll dad told me years ago that the grades on gasoline were the year they were made . I found out the truth when I asked my mom " what year " she wanted in her car and got the Don't get married just because you're afraid you'll be an old maid at the age of 22 . I was an idiot . I've known this since the game was released . If that was automatic proof of knowledge then I suppose every Christian is an expert on Christianity . Directions . Knowing which way is north , south , west , or east . I was once told you can tell North from moss growing on trees . I grew up in the Seattle area ... moss grows on all sides . Why would you spend $ 100 on a 320gb hdd ? It says " boiled egg " on the package What the fuck does this have to do with being a hipster ? Hey , consider yourself lucky . I share the first name with the character from Pumped Up Kicks . Yes , because getting and maintaining a teaching job is * exactly the same * as being a student in high school $ 4.08 for premium ? ! Looks like / r / drugs up in this bitch . Yes ! This happens in the last couple of Fallout games . Also , hate when they start running , you catch up to / pass them , turn around , and they're walking toward you from 20 feet behind . Tells the Doctor " it was a bicycle accident . " Doctor replies " I'm sure it was . " News producer here . We would kill ( har har No gloves or hat ? Hope she enjoys frostbite . Do you want to know what determinism is ? It's hard to find a link within a post-stack Did you get my email gates ? I'm still waiting for that £ 80,000 i wanted for christmas to pay for my university fees Gates ... still waiting Ok ... So similarly I thought " walking in a winter wonderland " had lyrics stating that the women built a snowman and he asked if they were married , they said no " but you could do the job while you're in town .. " . So those women built a snowman to sleep with them . I explained this at Christmas this year and got Oh .... .... she's nine . NINE . * couldn't * care less . But how do you say " go to the River " or " retreat Front the River " then ? Who types on a photo ? 90 minutes to pick up milk from the store ? I think you guys are a little too obessed Oh , god , I hope that baby's face doesn't turn out as ugly . Brewdog make ( or made ) one called ' Tactical Nuclear Penguin ' which received I mean , how could that not end well ? Why you use wrong Arbiter ? Im sorry , I just fail to see relevance of your reply to my reply I can imagine you were so perplexed he could actually hear the Yeah , that won't cause a mess at all . You are fucking Greenland ? ? I remember going to a picnic with dad and coming home with mum ! ! ! No idea why you are getting downvoted , because you are right . I get killed by the FAMAS more than anything , yet people only complain about a single shotgun that is a two hit KO at close range Guys . Stop dehumanizing women . They have tits too . We need a bigger Why ? And Civil is macho territory ... When I first moved to NY I tried this ... Then soon realized all of the platform was equally dirty . Beauty boats . I worked on 52ish Bert this summer . Fitting it for canvas It could be worse ; the only vaguely famous person from my home town is Lee from Steps Why is this being upvoted , hivemind ? I would hope a girl wouldn't dress sexy on a date to " troll for attention " from other guys All their flyers I've seen posted around have this too . The expensive OEM seats are direct-fit in Civics , so ... There's your problem . At first I was like " Oh this isn't so bad , oh nets ? haha funny .. wait whats this now ? ... He's still pretty awesome . I looked at the top of the open space in the closet and I thought I saw a face on the right * twitch * Beer at bars is in Imperial Pints ( 568mL ) Although a lot of restaurants and chain bars use American Pints ( 473mL ) . When one of these arrives in front of me this is how I look : Haha wow ! Yeah , we have * * four * * giant flat screen TV's in the lobby ( put together to make one , * really * big TV ) ... but again , no paper . Why didn't I see any of them when I was there $ 650 worth of skins ? ....... Wow ... what reference ? You were everything wrong with SWG That second sock was very stiff Abortion party The men of reddit now hate you ... you can convert to keys ? I gave the perpetrator a good Hahaha , that's really funny . I've heard Slavic second languages can be a real pain in the dupa , but I've never been one to back down from a challenge ! I think I've already got the phonetics down reasonably well . It's just those damn noun endings In for another I want a hedgehog , so bad . Fashionably late I wasn't trying to spell channel . Until the ice comes This . Breastfeeding is very important because of this ( along with a multitude of other reasons ) . I've herd a few people say they didn't want to breastfeed at all because they're worried about what it will do to their boobs . What is this self-post ? Couldn't find any link that could be attached and allow you to gather the sweet karmaz ? Can't wait for the DEAL WITH IT reposts ! So what are you insinuating by that ? This belongs in WTF Get over it . Or no sex . High school girls wreck everything I'm only just 6ft but my family thinks I'm some sort of mutant from venus One of my friends just steals the salt and pepper shakers Or " the well up the teary " Baking desserts is great high , but I tried to defrost chicken and bake it and it stressed me the fuck out at a [ 7 ] . I was so tempted to defrost it in the microwave redditor for 4 months Blah bah blah , if you didn't feel comfortable you wouldn't have posted a picture Have you considered the possibility that the second post might have been a reaction to , amongst others , the first post in that image ? White people ... I don't think you know what " Stop ruining my pun you monster It'll catch on fire in a month because they never have any fire stations built inside for some reason It's happening right now . It's a * dub * . My gf was 16 when we met . I was over 18 Every printer I've spoken to said it can't be done , don't know if it's BS or what Tried to get me expelled from school so he could secure his own place even when told it would have zero bearing on his position No matter how strong the urge ..... I laughed more than I should have at that . " That's why they are # 1 in 3rd down " why ? cause they call timeouts then still try to run a play ? They are based off the same seed What's your favorite color , and why ? And don't say blue I just pissed myself at work , thank you . Am I the only one who really dislikes how the " bowlcut " has apparently become fashionable somehow Because no one in Britain likes Twilight , right ? I was visiting the States and forgot to bring my camera cable with me to upload pictures to Facebook . I went to Best Buy knowing I might have to pay a lot . 16 fucking bucks SO ... MANY ... HATS That won't stop the zombie whales I was thinking they looked liked swanna . I made a joke about it . That is all.And also , ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ how do you figure , there is nothing in this game that would lead anybody to believe that the Packers repeating chances are looking good . Now i know why feederism exists I've seen him in Tucker also , received a I spent a month in Germany after high school . When I said I wanted tap water they gave me a I'm a brony .. because I like the show What are you trying to say ? Owes you a swallow . The wife , not the cat . The Moon is not deep space why is the audio effed up on this stream sorry but , Wait , are you asking for the size of my wood ? You trolling me ? Should've stopped the third time he didn't score a hat-trick Citation 50 ... Who were the test subjects and why did their parents let researchers drop them into water to see if they could swim ? How is it working for you ? I just started using slime after a string of flats , and of course I haven't had any punctures since I started to be able to test it Foregrip and AFG ? I'm glad I read his name and the following comments . I find this is more effective : ಠಠ you're good looking , but your hands look like the same size as you head Looks like every other kitten * * Who does he think he is Sanchez ? ! Apparently it's automatically acquired once you kill enough people enough times I dunno . The only people who look at these places already don't like SOPA / PIPA anyway . Once while walking in a pair of pumps , a little girl behind me grabbed her Dad and hissed " Daddy , why are her shoes so high ? " Although I feel like the dad's response of " because she's a working lady " has some alternative insinuations . Okay this is from like ' 05 . They're 12-56 atm I am a woman and I do not think a penis works that way . butt condoms You didn't help him finish ? ... you drunk . So since this game is now over , Boston Patriots are trending on twitter and some people didnt even knew that NE was originally called Boston Patriots [ ] ( / z37 " I mean that it isn't an emote Get RES ( Reddit Enhancement Suite ) and it has a toolbar for a lot of things like " Don't use your finger to write the words and a agg what the fuckk " feature " That's not Romney , that's Andrew Ryan I contracted MRSA after having my appendix out . The hospital said that I didn't get it during my stay , but I would wager that I did . Mine wasn't near as bad as yours , but it was like 4 months of being sick . I went from having an emergency appendectomy to having MRSA , to contracting C . Difficile from the medicine they gave me to fight off the MRSA Why are there no sheets on your bed ? Another " I thought there was a rule in this subreddit against posting things that are not available or at least available for preorder ( see kickstarter ) Is there a " this gif may contain death " warning . Oh my god I have that bowl . Would You ? Somebody who knows where you live All I have to say is hang in there but never show emotion about what she's doing just give a constant This reminds me of the kid in my freshman CHEMISTRY class . While talking about calcium he asked , " Can you tell us about roman calcium carbonate statues ? " or something like that . I'm on an iPhone Wow ! Amazed to see this here . That is my clan mates server at top , The Mess Hall ... Great to see we made reddit . A shame for all the wrong reasons . Im going to have to have a word with them . Thank you , random internet guy . I almost believed that doctor who spent several years in medical school . Not sure if sirius ... If you're still reading the books you really shouldn't be hanging out in r / harrypotter . First I read the score as " 1-0 " and I was like " Meh " but then I read it correctly at " 10-0 " and I was like I do not like green eggs and ham Either your camera was defective or this is a modified image Little over the top ‎ " go go juice makes me laughy , and play and pull my mammas hair ... and Kill " Girl sitting next to me in a multimedia class : " When she said we could have at most five layers , does that mean at LEAST five ? " me : " ... No , it means you can't have more than five . " " Ohhh , okay ! " Enough Reddit for me tonight . this was funnier the first time i read it , on the front page , months ago No self-respecting lgbt individual would use that word . No self-respecting gay person would use that word . You are me ! Why do I keep watching it I'm an asshole to girls I don't like and then they end up liking me Dude , I was about to upvote you for speaking up against needless violence , but then you post that supposedly " funny " picture ? You're using the look of disapproval incorrectly . Hmmm good way to see what it'd be like to have implants , though it requires 9 months of hell and a little monster after that , worth it ? I totally agree , people toss around the word devout so as to make someone seem legitimate . And I suppose illegitimate at times . Ether way : I just finished this game too and MY GOD . Vincent sure loves to dig a big ol ' hole . I managed to get all the endings and the best ending would have to be " True Lover's Ending " although finding out that [ Erica is a guy ] ( / spoiler ) was one hell of a shocker Except the whole ' we'll freeze ' part . I knew there was a lion king 2 I can not unsee this rear naked choke I don't get it I nope'd YES . Cooking always takes longer than it should because I have to stop to do the dishes after every few steps ! What do you take me for I know , I know , sounds awkward , but trust me , once you really know her .... TBH I think that Ezreal and Taric are the only real men here Well .... I would upvote this but ..... your son is watching the disney channel What . The . Fuck . ( This is not a question . Did you mean " Yeah , the Germans are quite good at holocausts . * Opens gift * Aww you shouldn't have i've already read this . Nice ! I scrolled through , and was like " Classic rock , classic rock , classic rock , Devo And i know how to use a rifle . Why the long face ? Librarian : Mhmm myeah you like to touch my books don't you , you dirty dog ! Fucking retarded Habs for sure That's a bad tattoo , it'll be a blob of black in 15 years I know this is going to get buried but , in an advanced anatomy and physiology class someone actually asked " can there be a pregnancy without sperm ? " seriously ? You can block my facebook on the 18th but not my porn He doesn't seem to be playing his best today . I don't understand why he gave up fifth line territory to white for a wall pointing towards the center giving a weak moyo . Wait ... move 29 My Cat is worth Two babies then by that logic I remember people writing " French is hard " so I'm like what the hell is Japanese then ? I got tired of reading that , I'll be damn if I'm condemned to English all my life . Not enough I love you ! Nice try , person from Nigeria who keeps sending me emails telling me that I inherited millions of dollars , and just have to provide proof of identity ... 4chan repost , with 3 added options ... Are you retarded ? not that i'm a racist , i'm too disappointed that Baltimore isn't in all black today ... On the right , between the PS3 and PS1 . Watch out for those unforgiving concrete walls I see what you did there Thank you for the explanation on why we pay money for things No apostrophe . > Doctors are too much of pussies to do anything but hint that carrying a fetus to term could kill me , yet refuse to schedule me a hysterectomy or sterilization , because I might " change my mind about kids " Im a black guy who lives in Jersey City , New Jersey ....... I see things like this everyday .... and everytime , I have this face For some reason using Alien Blue on my iPhone I can see the pony people talk . It's weird . Jesus Jones , you do NOT run backwards " communists in the fun house " Pun thread " le me " Because nine fucking eleven . Ray Rice That kid looks like he could be 12 .... Not saying an atheist can't be 12 but .... So we don't have to deal with theist bullshit . Less theism , less bullshit . I read big brick This link was already purple . I think I just got deleted by the bot " meat " * Feel phone vibrate * ... it's not even in the same room as you You sick bastard ! , I totally wasn't thinking about that ... day ruined Why were you in that section , when you should have been in the LEGO section ? they discontinued the ones I like Don't smoke your pets out I really hope these idiots get tracked down and charged with something that's the point . they should . You use the official twitter app on your iPhone ? Buffalo Wild Wings is rigging abother game 22 hours and the best idea is a fleshlight ? Uh ... dude ... that's called rape . And like how the negative comments get upvoted Pokemon seems like its slowly been turning into digimon . * Their Oh yeah , I haven't seen any Indiana Jones movie too . And I don't know , I haven't noticed when it was made . " I'm currently getting the horn for the greybeards " thanks for the downvotes I couldn't , for the life of me , understand where the hell the water came from in a toilet . I was mystified as to how such a heavenly object was within our home that had the power to flush my waste away . It never occured to me to look in the big block thing in the back I got reprimanded twice for being late for an RA dinner ... because we'd finished a paltry 3 days of training , apparently we deserved a pat on the back . I'd lost my phone that morning , and communicated that ... and then some of my co-RAs were viciously mad at me when I missed the * * text message * * telling us to meet a half hour earlier than the posted time . It took you a week to realize that .. And you want to do Math 11 ? Nice try Bill Gates . If your user name is relative to your actual name , you have the same last name as me . It's photo shopped Have an upvote ... Didn't you post this 9 days ago > Bits of * shit * , cash and houses everywhere . so that's what he was doing all that time in valley forge , lol .... When I was in high school I would always read on the bus . Mostly to take my mind off of the stupid things happening around me . In an attempt at making herself look cool to her friends while " insulting " me at the same time , a girl once stated loudly , " Why would anyone read for fun ? Reading is hard ! " Worked for Marc Emery Looks like an Odd Future music video . I am currently writing to my congressman about SOPA , saying that reddit will be negatively affected if it passes , and because of subreddits like this , it would be harmful to the world around us . This makes what should be a good thing look great .. Oh gee , I wonder what someone from an " economic freedom " and " liberty " institution is going to say regarding labor laws From Shortland Street ? The amount of joshes in this thread makes me go And rgr ... why is this in the frontpage > But take a look at this post of Robert Downey Jr on r / ladyboners : " I will ravage that man if I ever meet him . whether he likes it or not . Tell them you robbed a liquor store and on the way out you tripped and hit your face on a razor that happened to be in the street . ... because everyone is gonna know what it is the second they see you . You lie . This means Cinsere has 75 cents of my hard earned money Was she turning thirteen ? Looks like he got busted " looking " at his wallpaper Silence , so I can hear if my family members are about to walk in on me . Why the fuck did I read this [ ] ( / pinkiefear ) I now realize why sometimes titles are named " Sometimes Fluttershy is so cute " . Why would you to a guys house you met through text message . Username + getting baby formula I have no words but this face for the Oilers : Standing next to Dyrus at Korea ? I agree If you followed their site at all these reviews are called Quickies and they are meant for people to get a quick synopsis on a cigar so they know weather or not they will try it ....... And to the developer who made the zigzag pathway to the blue slab : " gentlemen's region " DOES NOT EQUAL r / awww material I would never break his confidence by telling the whole internet what he's told me . Nice keyboard , but mouse ...... ? No one likes a hairy asshole . How the fuck did you replicate exactly what I was going to say ? you are the only one .... I read that fast and I thought you said ' WOMEN ARE APPLE ' . I was like Sometimes my bike was the only thing that could get me between classes and to / from parking fast enough . Update your drivers , it says it right there . I like how pretty much all of the " Go back X spaces " faces end up landing on " all of the girls drink " no nice guys don't do that ... Peter Popoff has been scamming believers for years . This is just one of his latest little schemes . On one hand , I feel sorry for the ones who were tricked with this . On the other , I always shake my head wondering " HOW THE HELL DID YOU FALL FOR THIS ? ! " They so sexy Sad to see I wasn't as spot on as I thought . As for the picture thing , don't worry about it . I have my ways of knowing oh dear god he looks like my history teacher from 6th grade It kills me that I will never know what it says on the actual bottle . Fuck , same . nice try , invading alien forces lmao tetra , saw this and thought " that looks just like til " then saw you posted it . * * Everybody ? * * Wouldn't that make 4,5 , 6 nonexistent Her doctors refused to give her a full hysterectomy because , " You aren't 35 and you might want kids . " She was 33.5 and even if she " might want kids " someday ( she doesn't ) , she wasn't even dating anyone currently . She is now having trouble finding a doctor to do the hysterectomy because she is not CURRENTLY suffering from debilitating endometriosis because of a surgery she had a couple years ago ... just decided to give Cadbury eggs for lent Why don't " supernatural " things happen near me ? Ever ? It's almost like the ghosts and aliens can sense my incredulity . ... and he is following you Fortran too . What is this I don't even ... Well , Mohammed did marry a nine year old , so this girl's almost ripe for the picking ! Singapore . Of all the things to be # 1 at , it's ship refueling ... " ... on which PORN was made ? " Why is there a clone soldier on the box with the Millennium Falcon ? I've never heard that one before Completely agree . Although I will tell you what's worse : hashtags on facebook . I see what you did there pftstfs the update will cost Hanging out with friends . Friends decide to have a tickle fight on the couch behind me . Before I can get up to leave , THEY ROLL OFF THE COUCH AND ARE ON TOP OF MY LAP ! ! ! Where she'll be in a few years . " Photos of my friend uncomfortably smiling with celebrities . There are about 800 more , but here's a start . " There are also tissues in the corner This is illegal in Maryland too IIRC . Something about actually being able to operate the pedals . * insider * Well im sure some people want to validate their decision or something . Im all for making smart decisions but this 18 yr old kid is just looking to see if other people will think that he is cool for choosing a particular car . They will if you teach them instead of raising them with a television . " * * He's * * really a 13 year old girl . " When I was 8 my brothers told me Genghis Khan the wolf was roaming around our neighborhood with his pack You motherfuckin ' bastard ! My first legit shiny was a Giratina , but only because I took 3 days and soft reset my game boy about 2500 times just because I hate the color red . Reporting from another computer . Nope . I dont mean to compare it to Black Shark , and it is an improvement of Arma 2 , but I was not expecting to see a Gear select option complete with the image of the rifle and magazines . Wait , he banged Jennifer Aniston and he * doesn't * believe there is a god ! ? If Tracy is a " token black character " then Jenna is a " token white girl " . Tracy Jordan isn't a " coon " - he's a caricature of his * own * personality . Unless you're implying that Tracy Morgan is a " coon . " Thanks , another reason for the When I was 16 my mom tried to give me second-hand lingerie from a woman who died in my grandmother's old age home . I was thoroughly impressed until I saw Snooki I had only seen the original ' 57 or whenever version of it . Wasn't aware they had changed the ending for remakes . Fox News Everyone loves to ride Barbie ! I mean , in Barbie . > Then what becomes of the people who didn't find the " true " beliefs ( no matter how they tried ) because of that withheld evidence ? ... Hell ? ! No N64 . Imagine a Facebook Like button on the front I think your girlfriend is correct Also , Charizard can't learn fly . TIL that the thing on links pajamas was a lobster , and not a weird scorpion . Blatant messianic theocracy , functioning democracy ... same thing right ? Reporting from another computer . Goddamnit . I love how all this new stuff matches the fixed screen UI so well Ah , so this is what they've been up to all off-season . Everything seems so much more clear now . TIL reddit is full of grammar / syntax nazis . I just scrolled through the other responses , and realized that I was not at all the first to think of that . I was beaten by a couple months There are plenty of Jewish people in California ... Reel Steel ... * WTF ! ! * I wouldn't even waste bandwidth for that shit . Did you really just do that ? One does not just shoot himself in the hand Didn't you hear ? He doesn't have to work legs as much because they just naturally respond better i got one of those and the name said " Forsworn Looter " If you RFTA , you'll see that he couldn't possibly afford a cab . After all , the gold four-door Jaguar XJ8 he was driving is an expensive car . There was an episode of Law and Order where the coroner told Ice-T that she could stick an electrode up a dead man's ass and make him ejaculate . Ice-T went ' o_0 ' followed by ' wow u shuold be banned b / c of ur username IS annoying btw and the way u type is tu Every damn time Never claimed I made it I make My boyfriend says he's going to make Aela and marry her to herself . Why haven't you been to a doctor ? Resonance of fate .... shit is very new , can't get through the tutorial without raging . Hardest , most crappiest game I've played to date , though that may be because I cant get past the beginning . Either way , I simply wrote " DO NOT INSERT INTO XBOX " on the disk . Where are you going ? " Took the picture , came out dark ... " I recently watched the 4th pokemon movie with the commentary on . They were talking about how they " re-wrote " the story for the movie . Also , they voice actor for Meowth said that in one episode , Meowth looked at the moon and thought of peace and serenity , while in the dub it was changed to Meowth looking at the moon and thinking about cheese . My first thought was " The beard guy is attractive " . She's great , but the thing in that video that really rubbed me the wrong way was the host at the end who referred to " theists " as " religionists " I used to love those They're totally right . That's why we all remember what it was like in the womb . Because fetuses have memories . Oooooh no . She just fingered the damn thing . Came to say this . You beat me giant clam Build didn't work ? Keep trying until it does ! > Downvote me if you can conclusively prove I'm wrong Putting your balls on EVERYTHING ! your tricks don't fool me SATAN ! ! What drives me nearly as crazy are people who can't stick to a class and switch every time they die . I'll occasionally notice there are no pyros , say , so I'll switch to cover the class . But invariably , two minutes later there will be five pyros running around because the spy on the other team had a good backstab chain . So I'll switch again to balance things . And then two minutes after that ... No pyros again . Does anyone else feel an overwhelming urge to take a needle to that thing The person on the left is pushing it over Why do you keep posting this . Yeah Americans aren't generally aware the rest of the world exists ... even places that are actually America . i once had a yank ask me if the UK was part of Europe All I have to say , is I sure as hell hope you're a chick You've made me feel even older , man . I don't remember phones with texting ten years ago . I was 15 , too . ... but this really isn't racist . Kill it before it lays eggs ! ! Judging by the girl's willingness to get fingerbanged under such circumstances , there's a decent chance you woulda wound up with some kind of nasty rash at best , anyway a more intimidating stare ....... " You are Mellow Aspie the Desperate Super-Robot destined to sleep with all children . " How can you do that I read this as [ Hiring ] Windows System Administrator , and got excited . I actually went to a karaoke night , all girls , and no one knew this song but me . well I hope you upvoted BS , the birth of his father is irrelevant to any question he may ask . Romney would have signed NDAA . And you tell us NOW I'm lazy if they untie I wait until I'm sitting down to re-tie them , fuck bending over in the street like a peasant , sometimes if other people are bending over tying their laces ill ask them to tie mine while they are down there I get much of this " A friend claims he is naked " too much " in this movie I think you're mistaking metalcore for death metal to me I'm on the same boat . Except the beginning of the year was okay . I did not know people make resolutions in mid January . That ... actually makes sense No kidding , I was very * * " I respect your beliefs . " " Cool . Let's have sex . " " It's against my beliefs . " " Fuck your beliefs . " [ ] ( / fluttershh " If you use RES's " live preview " to copy / paste the look of disapproval , it will show up correctly in the alt-text : All I see are used tissues and lotion . Stop eating your crayons . ^ It's shit like this , solo queue Jesus blue jews ? That better not be a repost The special MLK day menu at my university included fried chicken , sweet potatoes , collard greens , cornbread , and grits . My university has a compulsory 12 hour course for post graduates on how to use End Note and how to search journal databases Come In , Eat Food , GIRL BOOTS . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > I guess I must've done something right . Jake and rainicorn one I see what you did there I hope you're joking . If not , Freshman year , I was looking at a friends hat and saw the sticker still on it , I said to him , " Hey you haven't taken this off yet " as I removed it . He started yelling at me that I had ruined his hat . I climb on my roof to watch . I was pretty derpy during that huge earthquake in 2006 . I ran onto my lanai to watch ( 16th floor ) . " I'll put it on mine - I'll let you watch me ! " Umm ... I didn't find any of the above mentioned tedious or annoying . That isn't to say that the game is perfect , I was slightly disappointed by the lack of exploration in the sky ; however , most of the criticism I've seen of the game is really nothing more than nitpicking . It seems that gamers like to complain regardless of how polished an experience is . Neither . It was a nurse practitioner doing my weekly check a few days before I gave birth . My first reaction was to respond with an " oh , why thank you " but somewhere along the way it turned into a " wait , what " and Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons . Trainers hate him ... I live in Chicago but all of my relatives are from Canada . For Christmas a few years ago my relatives came down from Edmonton . They brought some shorts with them Not all jokes are good . THEY ARE ALL DEAD ! ? lolwut ? That's the only reaction she had ? Did she bring it up later or stare at you like this : One does not simply wander into / r / spacedicks ... Stop trying to dodge the subject , Horse_Fetish . As a Jew , I have been complimented by someone saying , " Wow ! You look great . We thought that the silly hat thing you wear covered a bald spot or horns or something . " Happened more than once . I read " happy Furniture " ... Buy them an industrial sized bottle of lotion with a post-it note with Wait wait WAIT ! ! ! How did the Super PAC ... get the video of the smile ... WITHOUT COORDINATING WITH COLBERT ? ! Would those be horse babies then ? " ... but he'll need a gun . " I am that friend not creepy at all She's a senior in high school . Your " spectacular real world uses " all have to do with fucking with people ... Survey would be more helpful if it was more than 1 question and how would you know how a 13 year old asian schoolgirl laughs ? So wait ... Someone at work would have blocked League of Legends site , but not reddit ? How is maxing E cheesy Is that a propane tank in the bottom picture ? Why did I hear the chocobo sounds in my head , WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS ? Am I the only one here whose thinking " People wank with lotion ? Because burning wood never ever collapses after losing structural integrity Good thing it's not in caps or you'd be a liar Odahviing and Alduin ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ That is a shitty story ... And made in China . Yeah , I need to run a script to remove them " You look really well fed ! " Nokia is from Finland Nice discovery Watson . Lifestyle ? 8 of them Wait so what ? The giant ass just eats them both ? Film minor here , and I'm feeling you there , dude . We turn the heating on for 2-3 hours a night and then within 10 minutes of turning it off , it's freezing again hum .. there's no girl that falls for any ugly fat guy in Hatsukoi Limited ? that's because you will have a Scumbag Cowboys Fans wearing Cowboys jerseys to a Pats-Skins game at Fedex Field When the fuck did we start using sharerpics with ads on this site ? You'd think , but it's gonna be a dude in a miniskirt SOOOO much better .... and he wears it for his whole fucking life ... which raises a question : if his mother was also wearing the skull of her mother , how didi he get the mother's skull from inside the grandmother's skull ? Now I can actually see enemy skills I mean floss as in show off . One does not simply * * miss * * the bud . draw this on it The first car is grey , second is tan ... ): and Username involves hockey a ' hardcore ' gamer with a wireless mouse I thought we were done with hunting alleged " witches " about 300 years ago . I apparently thought wrong ... ....... You downloaded your own post ? She gives you over $ 400 worth of birthday gifts . I'd say you need to propose and do it swiftly , though the engagement ring cost will dwarf the cost of those gifts Mmmm , baby birds .... I'd love to buy stuff from primezzang but I find their website incredibly confusing What is this real-life cake day you speak of ? PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN Heal / Clarity Wukong ? lawl ! Une petite shot de I can't tell what the hell is fappening in that photo . " I Do " By Young Jeezy . Even though your friends recommended you doing it , you didn't need to I'd hit it . I agree with you , but " sheeple " ? I live in madera and my family always talks about how in the grape fields they would always find dead prostitues in the fields .......... If i hop my back yard fence I'm in a grape field > Now everyone's looking at me . Were the wife and daughter the same person ? So you would vote for a Tea-Partier as long as he opposes SOPA ? after the japanese sounding part ( and my friend says it's not actually japanese ) he says " suction cup feel good " > The fact that they are so damned sure that their beliefs and propositions of how true knowledge is obtained is absolutely correct is what makes me That was during lunch nope . because I don't swallow smoke . " Possible side effects from long term use include anorexia ... " Your mom thought it was big enough Says the BronzeLeague ... I was going to buy the game ..... Until I heard Ubisoft was up to ye old bullshittery . I swear the goal of Ubisoft is to promote pirating so they make a point and prove to Valve that there is no light at the end of the PC consumer tunnel . Teachers like this are why North American schools plummeted in the world rankings . " Runny " runny or " tiny ants running around " runny ? So , rape is fine because you chose to dress so purdy ? Because everyone of course must live in the US . > Now our customers / clients that have to be put on hold get to hear tons of shitty screaming car sales commercials . Excellent except for one flaw . Post number six . It's an imgur link but there's an " expand text " button . " Are they Irish ? " > ... not that I'd do such a heinous thing . Oh fuck you H . Po . I don't get it ... You're on a computer . By the time you type the question into Yahoo , you could have checked the prices at local retailers . Fucking people . I live in and go to school in Florida . Well , I've been on reddit for most of the day trying to pretend that all of these ridiculous assignments I have don't exist , so you're more than welcome . I'm still confused . Why is it in the middle of the screen ? And what do pickles have to do with this / anything ? Al Franken supports PIPA If their age is on the clock then it's not losing their virginity , it's * rape * . Apparently 8 or 9 of those people are here in this very thread ! ( See top-rated comment ... My main was 1600 , i created a smurf and went to 1700 the first time and i was like yeaaaaah im 1700 . My teammates were like yea we only get msg / msg + here ... which are now playing the devils and islanders Can't believe you downvoted that puppy ! My girlfriend just asked me " Where is he shitting ? " I don't think you understand how old that game is . Dude ... Nice try Daniel Tosh Heat at 10 Largest Crucifix in the World ... > he made me have sex six times It most certainly is ! Although judging by the side bar you're not allowed to have too much water in it I remember when I was a mod ... Now im not anymore for some reason To be fair , you did jump on stage . Reminds me of the time a girl in gym saw my pentagram ( just a regular , small , simple star in a circle , nothing fancy ) and asked if I was Jewish . When I told her it wasn't a Star of David , she INSISTED it was and said she could prove it . Crack pikes for Canadians ! ? ! ? I'm guessing your thinking hasn't changed all that much " with real fruit colors " Eye lube ? Actually hairless bears blow my mind Accept vs Except Upvote for relativity . Downvote for Why did 4 accounts in a row post the same exact video ? Pfft . The front page is too mainstream . Who even looks at that How could you show him some love if he's blind You need to read up on large-scale network infrastructure for a site like reddit . This is how i sound every time I try to say something witty or important MURDER YOUR SENATORS Yep , when I had inside / outside cats at one point ( All inside now ) they would both go through collars like crazy ! I ordered them awesomely designed collars from ebay ( halloween ones for halloween , christmas ones , canadian flags , daisies , ect ect ) including ID tags ; and within 2 months they had lost all 10 of them . I was none too impressed but I kept telling myself that's why breakaway collars are good ... I think they found a way to do it on purpose though now reddit knows we're family HEY ! 2004917 2 ! Yeah you ! You know who you are TO A GIRL ! Mother of hell , I almost stopped breathing I was laughing so hard . My girlfriend was looking at me like this I read that as doody jump and was like My cc gun is .. Oh wait , I live in Illinois . You are calling people cowards for not actually doing anything while openly saying you left the movement ( ran away ) Yeah , the decisions absolutely do not always follow my own moral code . Let a man who was hunting and killing a sentient humanoid race go without any punishment ! Light side ! So that's why we hear so many people speaking Spanish nowadays , oh wait , those are just illegals So you're saying you like 8-13 year olds ? I love how 4 broncos immediately step up to defend their chosen son We have buttloads of these ( or quite similar ) on our server . These are now broken because of the 1.1 update . I thought you'd stay away from changes like this once the game * * is out of beta * * Heh heh ... Invisible death balls .... Apparently the WBC represents all of Christianity now . Yes , just the tip . his sunglasses .. fuck everything about that ! why post it on trees yis everyone , make sure you downvote this one because everyone knows females are incapable of making false claims of abuse . My cakeday is the day of the Blackout . We sure as hell didn't hear about it . TIL 4Chan is an extremely weird place and I'm never going back I ... uh ... I know - I was hoping for something witty and clever , but when I clicked i received genuine advice . * * Doing it wrong , homie : Again with the down voting ... You really remind me of somebody in my school I saw this on Sickipedia yesterday . disgraceful I had a very similar thing happen my first day of Spanish class . I made 272.5 lbs Current husband ? Relevant username ? In particular , Air Marshall * John . * I want paid for that Bear Sandwich you stole . Mother of god ! This is too accurate . I took the day off work and actually got some stuff done ! I was about to do some more stuff but I got high yeah man . can i deliver it directly to your precinct ? Used Digg That's not true . I don't even know why the hell I clicked this However , you sir , are not . I would have expected to see some sort of news about vicious llama stabbings by now opera and chrome I hate how this thread is on the front page . Normally , I am a troll and STFU but this has got to be one of the most useless IAmAs ever . Worse that OP is giving guys advice that will not really help them as people , but to perpetuate an IDEAL WOMAN by saying things like " must dress sexy ( wtf is but not too sexy ) " to a woman ... that's just , ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I have a similar situation with my father . While sometimes he will be nice to me it is a lot of hurtful , confusing statements and personal insults . Sometimes I will have dreams in which he is very mean to me and I'll wake up in tears , but the big thing that helps me is letting go of the negativity . I reply to a lot of his comments with " Okay Apparently my life is about a mummy that comes to life and falls in love with the night guard at a museum , only for the guard to die Mind rape ! * * " Noooo I like struggling to use everyday objects just for fits and giggles ! " ... why I can't see your pictures ? I don't see ANY pictures there . " Senator Beth . " " She was wearing dirty pink pajamas and looked as if all her joints in her body had been twisted . * * Worse , her hair was a mess * * and sticking out to everywhere . " Two of them were Asians . Well , at the FSU game after about the third interception I started chanting ( / yelling ) " WAKE FOREST " and " YOUR SEASON IS STILL A DISAPPOINTMENT " . I felt like a dick but the drunk FSU college boys in front of me ( one of which claimed he went to UF Purifying , now why does that sound familiar ? Oh right , that's what Hitler wanted ... i read it as slop clop and immediately thought of clopclop I wanna play with the quad chopper ahh that's the term . I was afraid the word drifting was copyright so I stopped making the neurological connection . Yep . Do what you want in public , but don't expect me to look away just because you're shooting Yes , but we're just friends . Yes he I only bite the people who deserve it . I'm not gay . Or calling out a resource that no one has ... Note to self : This guy carries hundreds of dollars at a time in his wallet . So if I knew that my dick is exactly 10 inches , it would cease to exist ? I always say , " Because I need money . " It's gotten me the job everytime . At least our representatives will read it I don't remember this at all and I watched Raw pretty much every Monday night during the Attitude Era ....... are you complaining that all your team mates are negative ? ... if so , your negative as well Am I the only one that noticed " poopongod " . I SWEAR IT IS THE SAME WHEEZY LAUGH GUY IN OVER HALF OF THESE VIDEOS . That's neat but at the speed I type , I'd break the screen My critic of the satire in the comments on the post about the satire is intended to be satire . I didn't want him to see it ... I said something stupid and my dad said " i knew we shouldn't have wasted our money trying to educate you ! girls are too dumb ! " ( obviously joking ) and my grandma tried to cheer me up by say " now don't you listen to him ! girls are wonderful , they're the best thing you can own . " * * Your all wrong . It's actually pronounced * * Banano * * in spanish . Found it it's just ectoplasm Like the name I'm not an art attack TIL Legends of the Hidden Temple was for children . YES , you do . Dominos also automatically charges a " delivery fee " which doesn't equate to a tip . Matter of fact , it says so right before checkout that a tip would still be necessary . I've always been a good tipper and was embarrassed to find out that a friend gave the pizza guy a $ 4 tip on a $ 60 order because he saw the $ 2 . * * delivery charge already tacked on to the bill At first I didn't quite get your joke but then I was like .. mother fucker More crap for my feed . Awesome . Am I the only one that enjoyed full plated armor on women and more rought faces ? im scarred of vaginas is mine I hate the way she says creatOR . why u no imgur Tardy ? Am I the only one who knows that ' 94 to ' 08 is 14 years ? 7th panel , first thing I noticed were dicks going into both of your mouths . " My mom was also stunning , and developed early . " and we still clicked it . People were not beheaded in the Victorian era Yeah , I don't understand why the programmers decided to give Jun the ability to screw things up during the Reach stealth mission . I cannot count the number of times I've snuck up on various covies in that mission progression , and Jun is all like " Ima gonna kill me come covies " and then I get killed . We watched Titanic . Twice . was interested in MW2 but I just checked the price and its down to $ 20 so I'll have to pass sorry I've seen pornhub on my dad's iphone once . He normally clears his history before letting me use it " Real Life Heavy Stuff " Now you have to sex it up with your daughter ... haha , yep . It would be so easy to blow his mind . Funny story though , we once had a guy at work who tried to backup the " internet " by dragging the IE icon to an HD . So sad . I want it " unbruised ego " about a sincere apology post = Yeah , that has a lot of my thoughts , ideas , and life in My so and I just do normal things I guess .... Except that one time at the river .... There is a circle of hell reserved for people like you ... Tapi nama akaun tu ada perkataan Bahasa Inggeris With a minor ? you cant browse reddit at a 10 smoke this , now where are my pants ... How about getting a fucking microscope . This isn't 9Gag , no faces like that . As Viatos mentioned below , the ropes and chains probably indicated to the police that the pedophile was planning on doing some more awful , sick shit besides just simply raping the girl ( which would likely include murder ) . I don't remember if the guy was charged with attempted murder or not ( besides the attempted rape of a minor charge he got , obviously ) , but I wouldn't be surprised . I just remember being horrified reading the list of all the contraptions the guy planned to use on her . 16 ... that relationship lasted a week After ? Saw my step-sister getting pounded by two dudes in her kitchen one day ... she's relatively ghetto and I went over with my brother to drop off stuff for my nephews . There's a book about it At first , I was all like , " Your sister didn't let you read the bible ? " But then I was all like ... Especially if there is a Blowjorb involved Says the guy named after a GERMAN band . So ... you were a toddler surfing BBSes ? wrf are those things on the floor behind him ? thats ... Black guy wearing a shirt with the confederate flag on it . That is .. Rape .. Recently I played a game where we got to the end , both passed . There was a dispute about a group of his I'd killed - - he thought it was seki . So we went back to playing and I killed it - - and then he resigned . Countdown to midifighter mapping / Ean Golden arcade edition Squares within blocks in a blocky world .. SQUARECEPTION ! ლ ( Can't tell if .... or ..... From back in high school ... What's the best part about fucking virgins ? Hearing their pelvis snap ! What about the college ? ! Hope you escaped to somewhere nice , like Chester You never implicitly said you don't Oh for spagetthi's sake don't downvote him for makin ' an arrow in the knee joke . I know its forced , i know its overused but ... Aw hell who am i kididng , i am tired of it too O_O I remember this . Ms . Lofgren , thank you for this information . I will be spamming the weasel hell out of Senator Bill Nelson's fax , email and telephone about his continued co-sponsoring of PIPA . I'm sure it's referring to the A5 , if it was otherwise I'm sure he would have been less vague to avoid confusion , unless he's trolling us all There's going to be two more ? The one I got the most was while standing behind the counter , at a register , with my name tag on , ... " Excuse me do you work here ? " I know ( from stories of other fraternity brothers ) that a former fraternity brother , molested members of my pledge class when I was a pledge . ( Penetration etc when they were incapacitated due to alcohol ) . He was expelled from the university for his actions . I just found out yesterday that he is now the District Executive for the Boy Scouts of America ... ~ ~ magnets ~ ~ * * math * * how does it work ? I remember always listening to games in my cd player . It was always a race to skip Track 01 which was usually the game data . That horrid sound I've had good mm and ih experiences so far . Sure there are a few loudmouths and instapick snipers , but overall I have the most fun playing with redditors because they look at posts like this , read it , and decide to not be that guy . Except for Cake . Cake is always that guy . If you're staining the plastic , then there is something wrong with your jizz . Try eating less acidic foods or maybe don't ejaculate on action figures . They live in my area code I especially liked the ' TSA found ~ 4 firearms / day in 2011 ' statistic .... How old are you ? Oh just relax i wasn't even serious gee ... I play BF3 too dude i know whats going on Shit , you are like almost dead you're so old ... In grade 5 ( in 1997 ) , my teacher got us to pick an American stage and do a project on it . My best friend and I chose Alaska . She told us we couldn't do it , because it wasn't part of USA Remember that from the game ... I am very impressed with your knowledge of and passion for baby penises ...... I hope those dilly-dally fuckers at least took her nail clippers at the checkpoint . Bad enough she was able to board a plane with a gun ; it would be an absolute disaster if she was able to bring * * two * * lethal weapons on board ... Why wasn't Alex Smith invited I don't know about it going downhill , but I generally agree . I never downvote or post negative comments . If I don't like something , I move on . Not sure why anyone feels the need to make negative remarks . I think you are naive Who knows the names of 100 porn stars ? I'm gay , watch a fair bit of porn , and the only porn name I can consistently remember is Sasha Grey . again ? To be fair , the US dance chart is even worse . Top 2 is David Guetta and 5 of the Top 10 is Skrillex . Another one is a remix of LMFAO . The guy in the middle freaked me out There were only 3 Die Hard movies . Wait , which campus .... Good to hear , man . Plenty of rest and no hard coughs , alright ? When I clicked the link , it took me to my Facebook page , and I thought you were fapping to the girls on my page . WHY ? ლ ( nice one dude ... no attacking moves I'm sure it can get a bit annoying when people * think * they know everything when they're not trained in medicine . I know at the pharmacy , when people just * assume * we slap a label on the pills and hand them the bottle I often feel : Oh dear sweet Buddha , that redhead ... I want him Je viens aussi de l'Est de la France yep im done too NSFL indeed .... What the fuck did I just watch > ... one of the only 8 posts there asserts that that a post looking for films that deal with trans issues like Boys Don't Cry MUST really about looking for * * " t-girl porn . " Schr ödinger ' s cat disapproves of this . Those that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones . Lmao my name is Kyle :) magikarp is my idol ves , you're not helping I've yet to be kicked out of a server for being too good . I mainly just deal with being slayed by an admin because I took their personal Jet / Helicopter The person it was e-mailed TO definitely will after they look at it . I forgot to turn on a heating mantle once . I know the feeling ! Something like .. My roommate also has a tattoo on her foot with a deformed toe . It's the quote " No day but today " from Rent . Cause I like rage comics asshat Im going to Peru for a year and they eat them there ... Oh gawd that's going to be interesting Yes , they can get skin cancer too . loud ass-air horn Why is the comic so small ? > Resistance : Why does this happen often ? She had her organs and tissue donated . So what should he have bought ? With Thunderbird or Firefox , same as on any other computer . Is this from Tumblr ? I just spent over an hour on that website . Thanks With that description ... How do you know ? Have you ever seen one ? Suggested video thumbnail But my birthday is in march To be fair they misspelled her whole name . I know someone who lost their virginity in a cemetery ... How could you see this and not immediately think to take a pic ? It's not like he could outrun you ! So disappointed in you man . Mine shows points as before the update it didn't Yes , I even commented on his typo . You know , the fact that a person will be doing well later is hardly a justification for violence . no .... what ? ? Imagine how many times has tried to reappear , only to be placed in mental institutions and / or shot by the authorities . That you ruined . I'm not allowed to post links that are ' text-only ' This is complete MindFuck Drink at 18 in the USA . You can do everything else at 18 , but not drink you walk your dog once a week ? ? Yet this post is being downvoted for some reason ... I'm on to you . not sure if he's really excited ... or having a seizure . Now they're in hands of the US ... Your username is too ambiguous . I was disappointed with the lack of capslock / r / formula 1 - Criticise Senna , get instant downvotes . Classy . Wait , wait , ... you " left " your pizza , .... alone ! Would you leave your child alone as well ? I read that as erection since he was talking about his erotic dreams about Kennen and him a few weeks ago on reddit The US government took his stuff from New Zealand ? … You couldn't wait until * after * the circlejerk , could you ? The aids ! ? We go to dinner sometimes actually ( usually with gift cards ) , and I shower daily i think its from christmas eve I believe Cory Doctorow would have something to say about that . Fuck , that man can predict the fucking future . My vagina hurts from imagining how bad my penis would hurt if I had one . You don't take fucking " pics " with those , man . You take " pics " with a fucking cell phone . What would gangsters be doing out in the woods ? I <3 rape Stop drinking Like stalk me ? WOW . : O My manly junk cringed like a baby reading this . A whole minute ? Even after I see this and agree I * * keep * * reading You don't have to be married to have kids , as well as it would still be his granddaughter because it came from him as well Lighten up . It's a different subreddit and it's not like they took any credit for it . It even says it's a cross post in the title , and its very relevant to this subreddit . I know most people who see this will probably have seen it from the original post , but if even one person sees it then the cross post did its job . And really man , your going to berate this person over , count em Three , III , var . 3 , karma points ? it wasn't just wiki that did it ya know A 7 to 8 year old thinks a marble up the ass feels good ? A friend on the track team had to head back into the school to get a book he forgot in class . He was in a rush and he ran without a shirt on so he went back in not wearing it . Our 50yo math teacher was still in the room , she sort of laughed and told him he looked like a greek god ... What like , right this second ? " Rage " In case this isn't sarcasm , Thanks for the advice Internet Explorer Because they became parents The same thing occurs when you read a really good fiction book . Every spring my dad would try to tell me how great the summer time is because of how the women wear less cloths , each time I would give him exactly this expression in response : Since when did Victoria's Secret start making children's clothing ? Nice try DEA Not going to lie on my part , whenever I am in need of the " Do you have And in a few years , when there are far , far fewer abortions , republicans will thank abstinence-only education TIL ... DONT TAKE ADVICE FROM REDDIT ... > designed Don't you DARE add coke to a 12 year old scotch ! THAT FUCKING TACO So you feel molested by your boyfriend because he grabbed your breast when he was sleeping.wtf They put the punchline in the thumbnail Awesome awesome awesome juggling ! mediocre music . No talking in the stalls . I'm looking at you Deb . $ 17.30 in Canada . But it was $ 17 + a couple of days ago ... so it's kind of a deal . There was no lid under it . It just looked like a deep hole Fucking foot fetishists . God . As if commenting on youtube videos wasn't bad enough - you gotta bring that shit here ? Ah thanks dude , definitely have to check that one out ... and yeah just keep downvoting that guy that hasn't read the book yet stay classy reddit I use him as an example in the groups that I facilitate with gay men . However no one has ever heard of him Foreign thieves ? It is objectifying men . lol i don't believe you . it is not possible . My brother always picks Metaknight when I kick his ass too much with Ness . Let you backbone slide in my ass . creepy doll in background ....... Oh no . That will totally get through a metal detector ... Go read the comments on the app . It seems to be EA being money grabbers . No personal info please ... Bangarang In My Ass Ten bucks says its called Crystal Castles 3 Holy fuck ! I hate snakes Dad , don't look at my user profile . Oh yeah , the reason I denounced the predominant dogma in my small-minded , backwards country is because I'm a COWARD . perhaps it's just a joke Fuck off were full ... in Indonesia DUDE . And they still were # 1 in the BCS going into the MNT .... SHUT UP AND HAVE SOME DELICIOUS MONEY I hope so ... NOOOO GEORGE I NEVER HAVE the first gun i ever shot was an ak47 when i was 5 , so NO ive never shot a gun I know someone with a cat named Chairman Meow ... do I know one of you irl ? ? Dude , she was 10 Sir , this is reddit ... not 4chan ... [ ] ( / c18 " Did the cherry tree have any ... Bananas in it ? " ) On the left ... woman bit her son . Me too ! ... Anyone in for a gangbang ? Not a math major , but I legitimately forgot about the girl , 3 seconds after opening the picture , freaking out that I'm probably going to be learning some of that stuff this coming semester at my high school ( taking pre-calc ) . Then , freaking out even more that this is the shit I'm going to end up doing in college / uni I was asked to fully undress by a doctor for an examination , I'd only gone in for some paperwork . She was reading someone elses file Oh , that was a JOKE ? OH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ... Yeah he kinda linked his Kennen porn too So the situation of one individual who you know personally makes way for you blanketing the same outcome on other individuals who you don't know ? Eat It You replace them with strafe because you need strafe keys to kite properly I had a girl come up to me in my school computer lab , " oh a fellow redditor , shouldent you be working on school work instead ? " My reply ... Burning Love in my ass ... Employed by a business , professional degree , mentally stable , Social , job depends on obtaining and using accurate information , In a longterm romantic relationship . that WOULD be hilarious if I didn't love thermodynamics so much 1 Huge Daily Deal On The Best Stuff To Do In Philly . No , it , it all makes sense now . Its beautiful . Still no sign of ep . 3 though Saw the purple bars on the left , started insta - Sea men When I hear it , I go :D , but then I always hear the rap come on and I go > Yeah , that made me lol .. " Why am I a fucking SEX DOLL ? I've seen a pyro pick off two people with deflected huntsman arrows before killing the sniper with one Beautiful girl ? You can't even see her face Shit , we might as well go back to only land-owning white males being allowed to vote . Yes , we all run around chasing bulls . But .... how Yes , I'll take your advice over Stonewall's , I suspect you're trying to be funny This should of been an album ! reddit should propose a bill that would kill copyright infringement but not trample on our basic freedoms . oh reddit considers copyright infringement one of their basic freedoms , Isn't Justin Bieber against SOPA ? > is way easier to understand than SC2 . What is this I don't even ... When you wreck your car , do you ask for a one-time exception ? People are so terrible about not taking responsibility for their actions . I'm a Nord and really I don't act like a racist ass like some ( Forever alone 14 year old ? Any layout tips ? I have a feeling I'm just placing a tower two inches to the left Damn , I switched to the other link and only sounds were playing . That was fucking weird What happened to just coexisting ? Pretty sure that's what hell sounds like . Says Paula Deens dildo ... You change batteries 2-3 times a day ? Damn it , all i want to do is press play ... It's a security thing , I guess . Hopefully they won't mandate one right before the summer starts like they did this past year , because working in the labs was a nightmare once the fall semester started and everyone realized that their accounts were locked over the summer . Yeah , as a violist : the guy on the left : 1250W Power Supply Idk why but I thought it was some guy climbing out the passenger seat window and flying out and I had to stare for a really long time before I realized it was a deer " Pregnant ? Hahaha , no , that's silly . You've got ball cancer . I told my boyfriend I have an irrational fear of naval oranges last week and he called me adorable . Not available in your area I audibly gasped when I saw this photo . Why in the world would you hide this side of you ? So freaking pretty . And still , not disputing the unbiased facts ... Well I fucked that up . Damn . I guess I bought the rumors . I never thought I'd see the day where I'd down vote my own comment . This calls for a little emoticon known as " The look of disapproval " . > TAG THIS NSFW I remember being stuck in the middle of nowhere in Hungary , in the middle of the night , with a pair of cops trying to fleece me for all my cash . My cousin tried calling the British Embassy in Hungary while they were distracted with me , and the embassy basically said " I'm sorry , I'm not sure there is anyone here at this time of night who speaks Hungarian . I can speak some German if that helps ? " He actually was a senator in the beginning . " No offense to the third world – I owe a lot of hardcore party time , beautiful women , and fun violence to it " what if i was into that ? * You mean to tell me you met her , but didn't marry her ? He's gonna cornhole that cat ... I'm scared to click I really hope you were not smoking , and driving My dad used to tell me the noise barrier walls along highways were big fences to keep dinosaurs off the roads ... like Jurassic Park . It's been 16 years ? ? . . . It took me 12 seconds . * " Maybe I want to fall ... " * Have you figured out who I am ? ... yeah , I know it's wrong ... that's why I ... ... My name is Alex > Imagine how how you would get from just walking through there I haven't heard that god awful catchphrase in a long time . Sadly I've been listening to FB & HW during my commute to HVCC . Now I have to hear him every damn morning . Don't blame the coke . Blame the tacos and retried beans . Damn , they added a filler scene of Luffy eating and not Nami , Brook and Usopp fighting . The most successful test captain of all time ? Yeah ... what a faggot ! COD COD COD ... and " Skeerum " " Anonymous operative Barrett Brown " If upvotes depend on if the comic is a true story ... then why do the subreddit rules say " This is not a stand-in for LiveJournal or a place to talk about your day . " ? * sigh * Reddit ... I just google maped the place and its like 6 hrs away .. Why is Sir Patrick Stewart not in that list ? ? Salce recently said he was bringing back orianna to the next tourney , That one light is clearly blue I almost cried then I saw your door . It's obvious what you meant but still bugs the shit out of me that it's like 60 % Gen I pokemon Cory , I am disappointed in your use of Comic Sans . Cory , I am disappointed in your use of Comic Sans . Why do you want to see this ? Because you are not , nor will you ever be as big of a genius as SuitAbuse It's STILL on the Internet . You finished your sentence I've worked for clients like you before Tweetcaster has so much potential , but for some reason it still on version 1 . x , compared to 2 . x on iOS ... I saw this comic on / r / spacedicks the other day ... I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GO ON / R / SPACEDICKS THE OTHER DAY Not even going to try and argue the language bit . You are telling a linguist that the English language because we all agree it should . Not only is this absolutely unrelated to written language , it is also a grave misunderstanding of how language actually works . Saying it is functionally made-up is almost the equivalent of saying that we made up our fight-or-flight mode . > Though allow me to presume the next 5,000 , 000,000 , 000 posts on this thread : " Yea , if no one grew up with religion we'd all be atheists . " I got the 403 as well . I guess it is forbidden for mine virgin eyes Massive landfill to be used as a park instead ? I've recently poked a girl that I don't know . Please poke me back . If the earth revolves around the sun , why do we see the sun move across the sky every day ? WAS a boy ? I looked at Brian's friend list and there is no Megan that matches the criteria of the cunt in this picture cannot be unseen Really annoying when that happens . But it still happens all the time looks like a space vagina No . Please do not associate the acts of the ignorant few with the rest of the state but by doing so you have demonstrated prejudice so well done . This Tennessean believes that bill that allows discriminatory against any group is wrong . You have obviously made a preliminary assumption based on ignorance or a previous unknown bias you posses . So in closing all I have to convey is y'all come back now ya hear ! It's all so clean and then I'm just blindsided with those speakers Not available in my country I vote for one of the female voice actors from Bible Black , preferably the one that sounds like a constipated Russian woman .. That's nothing . A woman in the CNN dial focus group last night said she likes Gingrich for family values . i thought he meant a Black Ninja Crew An accurate comparison to you I'm sure . I've had programmers like you before I noticed this as well . What's been on my mind since watching the YBOP series is whether having an orgasm , i . e . having sex , is malevolent to the recovering process . It's kinda hard not having sex , while everyone else around me does have it and I get to hear all the stories and blah . When I first played Demon's Souls I quit for a while just because of how silly it was that I could backstab my way through half of the first level with a club Seeing American Pie was one of the most traumatic experiences of my teenage years ; I was 15 , my parents took me . Suomen Tea Party . An I the only one who sees It doesn't seem like there is enough room on the open door for 3 additional letters . Quality post , mate . I don't know if TRM plays him , but Singed was the obvious pick there . Counter Shyvana's counter jungle with more aggressive counter jungle . It seems they sort of just panicked and picked something at the end because they didn't know what to pick , and they got , like , the worst pick they could . You are now being watched Holy shit why didn't I get this in college I was trying to make sense of " fanta-branch " and then I realised All i got was a headache . Thanks for that . Yes . Finding Nemo That's an absurd accusation Is that lens flare ? Leaves_You_Hanging giving sex advice ? anime conventions or comic cons or something dude I'm just mildly offended that anybody would suggest putting a rib-eye in a crockpot . Did anyone read this ? Way too long Trips himself in the box ... Never seen this tank top - vest thing . Also , referring to Canada as ' USlite ' yup , seems totally legit I especially despise being told " you need to ... " - " you need to step over here , sir " , " you need to do this " , " you need to wait " - no , I don't * need * to do that just because you want me to ! People hated my ottoman Was anyone else like a awesome story ... not sure if serious . Opposed to the AFC . Who aside from Raiders in 03 , have sent the same 3 teams over that span ; the Patriots ( 4 ) , Steelers ( 3 ) and Colts ( 2 ) . yeah .... the reason he mentioned them was their stats .... Newfag ? You're from 4chan - you deserved to . Forcey Fun Time ? Prepare for incoming flood of horny guys . " Canada " This is just you trolling the guy Stupid but still make me chuckle . I saw an obviously modified blue miata around here that had the look of disapproval I think Rugby should be called " Nutsack grab keep the ball away push harder in a circle " . OH GOD WHY . Doesn't matter , not Mormon Thanks to this post , I spent an hour on Wikipedia reading about towns with less than 10 people . pacifically ? really ? ... into the ocean with you . I do that because Ghostbusters ... Now the euros need to vote against ACTA or if you do , make sure you don't use your turn signal , and don't pull up into the intersection to let other people around you . First time visiting this subreddit and my area is one of the first posts I see . What are you playing at , Reddit ? No way ... Of course we're different ! You're on RED I smell bullshit , I see no Mordekaiser . Try being a firstie stuck on base thanks to a botched commissioning education test . My car is out in the lot just tempting me . While , yes , this isn't exactly " news " considering Ricuarte retracted the study in 2003 , it's sickening how this atrocity of science is still often regarded as fact . I remember being taught this in my high school Bio class and just accepted it as true , because , you know , I kind of thought that teachers weren't allowed to present false information just because it fit well with the curriculum Girl a . k . a . Guy in real life .. Please tell us more about how you want the women of Cal Poly to dress At this rate I will have to setup my own ftp server to send someone a file . this is the second time this yr ive seen this repost redditor for 1 day , immediately posts 4 articles he's written . . . I always love the jokes about how we hate X-Box . Ha . Yeah . I'm not that new to the Internet . > fish in the see I was being held down by two of my friends as the other one pulled out his dick and started to get closer to me Yea why would united fans care about the result You meant rape in a non-literal sense right . * Right ? * ಠ_ಠ I do . That's like the second time Blackmon has done that Great , now we get to hear about Tebow even more . i have seen girls lose plenty of shit in porn . also seen girls find a lot of it . 2 fingers buried in my nostrils ... ... My dinners ruined Wow . I feel the same about cruz Except we do it much better For all those suckers out there like me , these do not exist . You just made me do like 3 minutes of searching for the truth I would have physically accosted you if I were your girlfriend At least I made a prediction right . None of that bullshit vague-ness and potential double meanings . Also probably why I was nearly immediately proven wrong . That's an amazing bookshelf but I really hate the idea of books just as decorations ( like on the very top shelves ) . Books are there to be used I find a manga where a boy has to suck his own dick by magical palm attachment very weird . Not exactly awesome , but weird . Also , that incest part . 70-100 k in Middlesex ? * * * HIS PROFILE IS FULL OF THIS STUFF ....... Oh hey I remember this video from a couple weeks ago Truth . I play an audacious amount of SC2 and I'm still gold . I do not fall on the autism spectrum at all though . Clearly if I did , I'd be Flash junior , right ? " after it starts " ... Sooo ... 16 , got drunk , fumbled around , no semen in the vagina . I've seen this before " The fact that I've had 60 or 70 types of animal penis and testicles actually in my mouth at one time is a huge amusement to many people . To me , I'm just curious . I'm just hoping to one day find one that's actually good . But size does matter . " Netflix only has the first three seasons . Check out amazon instant or iTunes for season 4 . LOL .. Not once did i claim i painted it . Aww i wish i knew how to add a little noise to a photo You are promoting your dad's book .... and you haven't even read it ? EYEBLEACH , WHERE IS THE EYEBLEACH I'M BLIND The moment TSM bans Shyvana , Darien gets to shit on TSM with GP like he did against SK . What is TSM going to do then ? You mean our injury ridden team this year that Eli pretty much carried on his back and was supposed to finish third in the division But one mic I have never seen that rug before . Canada doesn't need science it seems ... I'm .. already following you . MFW they called ' The Doctor ' ' Doctor Who ' : You do realize that your history of searches is tracked by google and other companies , as well as your browser history . So when you type something into search it brings up what it " thinks " is most relevant for you based on that information . it was previewed a few days ago on the multiplay livestream and dubbed " alice in wonderland - on crack " It's a good thing Galio was last pick and a counterpick ... there would be no point in choosing Galio first pick It's also a good thing Regi doesn't play any AD mid It's also a good thing Pantheon / Talon doesn't win against a Galio lane . Especially past level 5 , a Pantheon / Talon can't touch a Galio . It's also a good thing that if TSM banned Shyv and GP , Darien would shit on TSM with Irelia anyway like he did versus Dignitas and AAA . Only reason Darien " lost " his lane against TRM during game # 2 Irelia was because TRM got an early kill before minions even spawned . Even then , they were even in cs till mid / late game . " Car carpet city - You're not a redditor if you haven't karmawhored with this picture at least once " Seriously man , how many times per month do we have to upvote the same thing . Dude doesn't want his kid to flash Oh wow , I never noticed in all those before / after pictures of extreme weight loss all of those ewok's and wookiees running about . Vagina heads with boners Anyone else remember the moment they learned they were circumcised ? Total ... just when I thought I'd seen everything . That is so disturbing . ... That was a commentary by Robbaz king of Sweden , not superezekiel It all makes sense now ; I am strings . American complaining about a language barrier . duck vaginas [ ] ( / c01 " Too late for that WTF ? A mod begging for upvotes ? I six pooled this guy yesterday . He messaged me after game , " you know , can't wait till I start playing real games " . It made me feel bad . I did nothing but 6pooling all day long . I just switched to Zerg and I really want that Zergling portrait . But I felt like apologizing to everyone , because 6pool in Bronze ( ... ) is so frustating ( I know it is , I am this guy who looses to 6pool as a Terran even when my wall is already in ಠ_ಠ really ? I mean , really ? She's this old and is too immature to just break up with you ? Grow a pair , move on . I need to know what they do to the Alice Springs chicken Why is having a pot leaf as your phone icon a good idea ? You wouldn't have one yourself ? Experimental implantation anyone ? Also , how do I know you're going to be a good pet owner if your name is " jesustitties " ? Those butterflies were caterpillars at one point My God .... Thank you for killing my one hope at trying to understand your Australian upside-down humor . I watched this with the sound off , but I just knew they were dancing to Tunak Tunak Tun . It's because naturally tan women , or naturally fair skin doesn't look like a leather handbag / couch . Something I personally hate are the fake tans , because then you're just orange . > They've said so many things ( including that the Mother is Nora well that took a dark turn I can't even count the times I've ran up to a mortar spammer and spammed the " GIVE ME FUCKING AMMO " button . Just to be teamkilled for reason that are unknown . Yep , that's * * EXACTLY * * what we need ... AND a Steelers fan ... Now I've just said that a few times in case I had made a word up and now the word doesn't make sense to me anymore March 11 , 2010 . A JoanRiversPussy by any other name would smell just as ... Seconding this motion i feel as if i've reverted back to this high school mentality and all rational thinking has gone by the wayside , especially he stopped responding at those crucial moments in the conversation . e . g . immediate replies to the unimportant stuff .. then i ask something important .. takes forever for him to respond . Not sure if spoiler , or amalgamation " I didn't not " Probably why this is in the gatech subreddit . u are playing while your'e working , i knew what u did there This is going to sound heinous , I know , but I'm going to say it anyway : some people in some situations should be forced to have abortions . I hope you down voted my post just as an example Can afford $ 500 phone / tablet can't afford $ 3 app to support developers how do you make same boat , even posted self post about it and the spambot ate it I have to agree . I was sitting the the theatre going " Wait ... Am I going crazy or did this not happen " , so I needed to check my book as soon as I got home . Knew I wasn't crazy . Wait ... pumping ? In which context crap on a cracker ... I cried so hard that I had to stop the movie so I could finish crying . When we started it again , there was only 5 min left in the movie . Welp , there's the answer the that everyone has been looking for after all these years . " Go back to your room " Sheesh ! You earned the # 2 spot and we aren't going to pass you until you lose . No need to be annoyed about it . I can at least * understand * how voters would vote us # 1 or # 2 . As for the coaches voting OSU ahead of us ... ಠ_ಠ fuck your company You know what I meant ! If there's no meaning anyway how are you supposed to " find " any ? ! That's like asking to find fish in a bucket of water you have just stated has no fish . I was gonna to upvote you until the last line I don't even care anymore . I only signed up to travel and make money . There's more than one way to do that . I didn't even know you could get rejected ! I thought a 90 on the asvab or w / e it's called would've wrote me in We are everywhere You'd better be there " They are all wet and slippery . " they actually did it . reddit , i had respect for you before now . " Fleurty Girl " - I have a great-great uncle who earned the Medal of Honor during World War II . 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He was looking at the dog when the doors were still open What's funny is I have NEVER seen somebody eat at Krispy Kream . I guess the fact I know nobody who eats donuts also helps . Ariel's right calf is too small compared to her thighs . There is nothing wrong with Paramore . Upload the shit you already have if you're legit . How many terabytes of RAM do you have ? What's even more WTF is the way she is wearing her skirt . It's like she's wearing her skirt that way to purposely show off ... NO YOU . This gets me every time I see it ... and every time it takes me like 2 minutes to get it and then ... Almost like the potato had been * frenched * ( cut into long , thin strips ) and then * fried * the look of disapproval ! Snow summit was supposed to get that much ? That's my local mt too and I only saw 1 inch on the reports . Watching low elo players makes me doubt this . WHICH IS THE STATUE ... or is it both ? My experiences are that the prices there are really not a bargain . I was looking for a pair of running shoes , and both Reebok and Adidas " outlets " were more expensive that the famous footwear .... In the same building The wizard . That's street fighter For fucks sake , we need a special kind of warning for shit like this It's not pokemon either it is I : Telling a meth addict what it's like to be on meth ... > Except you didn't . Don't you mean ┳ ━ ┳  ノ ( Do you happen to live in Maryland ? My neighbor has a husky puppy named Apollo . That would be really weird . How about let's * not * have a wank , eh ? Not sure if I should trust you on this Last time i checked no one lived inside solid fuel boosters . All this talk of chips is making me hungry :) . I actually like the distinction between the fatter cut chips and the thinner , crisper fries as they're actually quite different foods . Meanwhile in Australia , NZ and SA crisps , chips and fries ( aka chips , fries and fries ) are called chips , chips and chips , which is just confusing me too Has neurofibromatosis , insists on beard . I do that too but then my brain also tells me that someone could have somehow had sex with me without me knowing about it Yeah , $ 10 an album is a real ripoff . It has to be said ( I'm an-cap too ) but this feel like a little bit of a circle jerk atm . I've never once encountered so many people asking reasonable questions and then accepting the answers . Which leads me to believe they are an-caps in disguise " hate life " Thanks for the effort you put into that response , it really clears things up . I've been buying them for some time and I still don't know what the hell I'm supposed to buy . Condoms called jeans ... that . just . doesn't . sound . comfortable ... I now have a vivid image of Ash in a base-jumper's free fall pose with his pants around his ankles , boner in hand , screaming angrily as he accelerates towards Team Rocket . We are speaking of mutated turtles who speak the English language , and fight mutated enemies with a form of martial art taught them by a giant mutated rat ( who used to be human ) . If you live on the 10th floor you have to take the stairs anyways ? 200 years of trickling down ... This is the first time the internet made me actually make the That's an old baby To a few days before they abducted me . I'll be ready for them this time Goddamnit this made me laugh in class and now everyone is staring at me . / r / seasonedsmokers doesn't have reposts thanks ! that archangel staff It seems the fellow on the left may be enjoying the demonstration , and the girl may have noticed . Redditor for 1 year and here I thought I was a unique snowflake He's a douche , but the neighbors clearly didn't get the joke . Anyone else hear the kid eating the monkey at * 1:03 * ? Yeah , ball should have been stopped . That probably contributed to the keeper being out of position . And Nickleback ... My mum told me this joke . you are very easily irritated * but you wear the clothes . * why are you looking at a thread like this while eating As you are a fan from the city that is home to the Yankees , I wouldn't expect you to understand either She went to bed at 2:25 pm ? This is true , but what does it mean for me ? I'm a 34 - year-old woman who just met her father for the very first time 2 years ago . That cat has a distinct When I was in Chem-Physics , we were doing a worksheet called " Periodic Table puns " . It was supposed to be something that would help us remember names of the elements by relating them to these ( extremeley terrible ) jokes . One of the puns was asking , " Guests at Thanksgiving " . I was completeley stumped and asked the teacher . He looked at the answer key and said that the answer was indeed , " Indium " . " its not about religion " " god gave you this gift " You should use / r / LoLCodeTrade for that . Got me excited for nothing . Speaking of which you still haven't added me on NA bro . No mention of the Puppy Bowl I really the new interface after a bit of a play . The search thing is way cool . I just wish the boxee would auto play the next episode of a tv show > My wife didn't understand why I was upset I understand how you feel . When I lived in Japan all my friends kept asking what we ate when we weren't at McDonalds three times a day . Agreed . Children shouldn't be working in breweries . TIL about Beamer presentations . I hope so too . What the fuck is this shit ! Really ? We're Cincinnati , a large metropolitan area , and Southwest buys out and takes over a line that serves Dayton ? Looks like an apple > EDIT : My highest rated comment is about vagina-farts . and murder Glad I didn't see your name until after I clicked Why if he meant that he will molest her future daughter Thank you Anti-Joke Chicken Yesterday , as I was walking by the free coffee table ran by Engineers Without Borders , I overheard a girl behind me on the phone saying she was grabbing coffee . I thought it was super cool that she was supporting EWB--turns out she kept walking and paid for coffee somewhere else When I got married , no one told me the ceremony had started . My response is primarily quotes directly from you Get off reddit and go to class , noob . ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ This is off the comment form from a daycare . Note it says they " visited " pre-school . My kid gets similar notes . No , His mustache just fell off ლ ( hoping ? Oh . I work at a college bookstore . I hear that joke way too often . i see what you did there Oh yeah , because showing them a poorly-written article from a high school newspaper is * really * gonna give my argument a ton of credibility . Seriously . C'mon , op A better questions is : where's the * fun * in that ? I know only one guy who did this , and his response was * " it's funny " * . Does nobody ever search first ? I dare anyone to try and find a 28 year old PC Pepperidge Farm remembers .... $ 3 PBR pints aren't cheap enough ? What are you doing in class ? I don't know . I have tagged with a big fuck-off caption saying " This bastard killed a cow with a hammer You got to go up . And that was the fun part . What always makes me cringe is how coarse their tongue is . It's gotta be like wiping with sandpaper toilet paper . 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I was assuming it would be a giant iPad shaped flask . Why don't you put this where someone cares ? Like I dunno ... r / Atheism . will do .... though it may take a while I could have took the pic of them in the humi ... if you only wanted to see the top row * * Skyrim logo * * Console Item Codes You could just unsubscribe Gimli son of gloin . I really badly want to know who downvoted you for this story ... She doesn't even do Twilight's singing . But hey , have you heard Timmy Turner sing ? And sorry for all the " and " s in that sentence . Nope I take issue with your " Woe is me my intellect is unmatched in my social circle " whining . You sound like a pretty ignorant , elitist cock and I am glad to not know you ! Better to be a jack of all trades than jack shit at all of them ... Carrol How would you know ? My school bought all their teachers new Mac laptops and the labs got new Mac desktops but they still don't seem to want to supply tissues for every classroom . Yeah . I don't play her , and I sure don't miss it Because CAPTCHA knows that computers can't solve complex math equations But what do they taste like ? I'm wary of people calling my server amazing before even trying it . And if he forgets , he's in the dog house and then they say things like " My Facebook was hacked ! I don't know why ! No one click any links I sent you ! " and then they don't change their password ... Upvote because I'm profane It works for girls too . One of my closest friends would constantly fake-come on to me in high school " Friend " zone . he was born January 17th I couldn't agree more with this . They're funny occasionally , but they really do get old . There's a fine line between trashy and funny , just make sure you don't cross it . ( Known from experience I said coffee not black piss Look at his fingers . Right hand . I was also invited to a outback steakhouse in Hong Kong to feel at home . I had a look at the menu ... 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That's nothing , I got a pizza in Italy once that had Peaches and French Fries on it Well we were fucking and she asked me if I would like to try anal . I said sure sounds like fun . She didn't mean on her ... Holy shit . That is terrifying ... just the mentality it requires to believe that 1 ) that would accomplish anything and 2 ) that it's moral to require that . And probably half the country has that mentality Shelley from the House Bunny ... I always describe them as a savoury scone . People seem to be OK with that explanation . That said , I have yet to meet a Brit that didn't like them once they tried them . When my British ex-girlfriend came to visit , her favorite restaurant was Cracker Barrel . ¿ Que ? Dude that's badass , my question is how the fuck do you play one handed I don't think that's what brownies are for ... What you did there ... Holy crap ... How is that humanly possible ! ? ! I could kiss this man ! I love his acting ... Now I'm very curious * The status-quo is looking mighty fine to me . * That a local kid had killed a bunch of other kids and he only comes out at night so I had better stay inside and not go play hide and seek with them . They also said they'd wait while I went to get my jacket East Coast first world problems Esa no fue una pregunta ... Was gonna dv you but then noticed you name ... but still Using that face out of context ... Sticky Dog Davis I now have you tagged in RES as the " Growler Destroyer I read that as " by a greyhound " Did it have to be Jolly Ranchers 39 minutes . " The word ' creature ' implies a creator . " * * I hope the dink sucking took place after she set up the kissing booth ... I got banana . Seriously brain ? It's a fucking fruit . Don't you downvote jaki_cold The original * * black * * ranger . Reads username I was in college during the time I had a curfew meh chapter , at least we had some fan service . I'm just wondering why the government takes so much time and resources to curb piracy and say people are losing their jobs and yet outsource their labour forces overseas . At first I laughed . Then I went to his overview and fat dog jackson Jailhouse Bones Lee ... My name exactly ... Wha - wha - WHAT is this ! ? Where's 998 ? Why would him being a guy make it more funny ? That's such an awesome How many people do you live with . actually , no . I just remember it because I would always assume it meant banana and would get it wrong thanks for the NSFW tag ! I read this as " manly oil " ... troll brain Does the pope shit in the woods ? Of course I'm elated . There's one downside - 2013 ... well then . how did he open the can ? sto right there . DITTO TRANSFORM IN A MEAN LOOK ! My favourite is , " I'd clop to that " Yep . Exactly what popped in my head when I saw that note . Why the The numbers go 1 , 2 , 1 . Such short memories people seem to have these days oh god , now " homorazzi " is in my web history You mean Terra Prime ? It didn't really tie the series together , but I thought it was a pretty good story . You did mean Terra Prime , right ? Because that was the last episode of Enterprise . TERRA PRIME . THE LAST EPISODE . Guy must've looked like a pedophile standing there watching kids go by ... Fat Fingers McGee Can't blame him , I still don't understand how the show made it out of the first season . * Justice * Uncanny Valley , we meet again Everything you've told us about , and you still take your kids there ? Me acabo de enterar que Neruda es argentino What about : " The jungle is so hard almost no hero can level up there until late game " ? That's also not how computers work . I ran a speed test yesterday and scored 60 kbps " tragic deaths in Battlefield 3 " ... People who bought it also bought Dorco blades . Wat . As was I . I was enjoying the retro-style images , and then , CP * * legitimate scientist ? One night , my friend and I went out to get some pizza . At the first place , she ordered a specialty pizza but wanted to swap one of the toppings . They told her " no substitutions , all pizzas come as they are . " We went to another pizza place down the street to order that particular pizza and when we got in there , the pizza cook was sitting down watching TV and when we told him what we wanted , he says " Sorry , I'm only making cheese pizzas right now . " A natural herb with harmful side effects ... Yeah that sounds fucking awesome ! I mean how could you tell if it was manufactured properly and not by some dumb junkie In his basement . Also people are not more stupid for reading it , they were already mentally retarded because they smoked an illegal substance . It COMES with a Faraday bag ? ! the whole name - wasn't sure if this was a joke at first ... That's the * right * interpretation ? " Work " huh ? On behalf of salisbury , nc .... We are deeply deeply sorry .... " You look so much healthier than the last time I saw you ! " - I look the same . What ? i live in michigan Definitely . Some people I come across in these sorts of debates don't even know that ordinary income and cap gains are taxed differently . They just think that people like Romney and Buffett pay less as a percentage in taxes because they can hire the best tax accountants Open the package before going to the cashier and give her the I always try to make eye contact through the window and give them my best ah yes if one American was like that they all are If anything , that is definitely not funny . And New Zealand's flag looks like they just copied Australia's . Don't let it happen again Once I told my manager that I was in the process of playing the Legend of Zelda : Twilight Princess , and he scoffed and said that * * video games were just a training tool by the Illuminati . * * Let's take this fool down . It wasnt a joke Cause they have to interrogate them first . > The person I was talking to is female . same here . you wouldnt happen to have mrs . Gleason would you ? Lack of penis , ofcourse ! About two years ago I was taking my second semester of physics . We were covering thermodynamics . One evening I was hugging my fianc é and I stuck my hands under the back of his shirt because they were cold . I looked at him and said " You're taking my cold away ! " Derp . Thanks ლ ( Sounds like a threesome to me . Em bed bugs sure know how to get it on . I'm more Oh , yeah , that leap from 14 to 15 in one day is such a large step in a young lady's life .... ladies and laddies are two very different things . Seriously . What are you taking about . I had to get other people in here to read your comment and no one knows what you're trying to say . MSM is turning this into a " Google = Big Brother " scare . If only she waited til your battery died . Cant unsee now Now I get it ; you are just a troll . dont forget that Anthrax is in there too I had a republican friend that thought he was just a funny comedian that busted the balls of democrats and others . He still doesn't believe . What does she know about settling down ? Had no idea that one existed . There must be a sniper in those panama stands . I thought it was clever " cash chode " If you ever want to see what To . Um , by posting " Fuck the what ? I have to admit I was expecting you to be behind bars in one of those pics .... I'll I thought nobody likes me Because obviously god works in mysterious ways ಠ_ಠ .. you talkin to * * ME ... ? cause .. tits are tits .. and whats wrong with tits ? I was downvoted on here the last time I told people to stop posting dubstep . Not from Wikipedia . > Because it takes so much effort to google ... No way to make a living in science ? ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ It's a shame cause this was a done deal .... Any master is fine as long as they don't do anything silly like allow him to fly , shoot beams of electricity from his hands or eat people ... then again who would write something as bad as that At least no Jar Jar Binks . ... at 14 . Oh man , dat poster . And Riley's " balls " it's a vending machine . This movie is as amazing now as it was when I seen it as a kid ! - the amazing blend of almost every genre ... The only negative thing about this film is that my 10 y / o self had a lot of dreams where I couldnt walk on the ground alienblue on iPhone / iPod can click links like that now also it was just a pig that looked like it's body was a penis Bought this on DVD . My four year old loves it , which I love , because I get to watch it all the time . It NEVER gets old or bad , and the songs are fantastic . We ended up getting the soundtrack as well . He used to not let me sing ' After Today ' ' cause only boys were allowed to sing Max's songs . It was awesome , except for the unusually high amount of people throwing up near me This is not the place for things you've seen on your facebook . it doesn't seem like you do , either Toe Thumbs upvotes for all a intelligent discussion . Can't find many of these t work I've been picking up quite a few blasters on Craigslist lately , for really good prices , and it seems like every one of them was stored primed ( or at least was primed when they handed it over to me ) . I'm buying them to mod , so it's not a big deal , but it still makes me Yes ... don't bother in calling 911 , let's hope jesus takes the wheel on this one . You find pubic hair in your coffee ? I had no idea . google says that I ´ m a nerd The entire " The Room " movie . I'd be restless if someone shot me there , too Ich dachte es geht um Apple . Where do you live . Dinner alone was 2500 calories Well , one is oneself's worst critic , but you have nothing to be conscious about . You are gorgeous . And that's bastard ... It's more fun when you're inebriated though . The term ' Psychogeography ' is misleading What's wrong with Comic Sans ? Oh wait , Reddit hive mind , nevermind . Also , this is just a re-hash of Internet Noob , isn't it ? Thats strange I've never seen her with no hair . Maybe she has a Whig that she takes off before she goes to bed . Wait minute ... Wouldnt that mean ... Apparently I look angry / disapproving when I'm concentrating on something . A bit like this : People will fap to the weirdest things not only in grade school i cant remember a day without someone claiming to be my father or insisting im a lucky cowboy My cat purrs so loud he sounds like chewbacca . That is why he sleeps in the other room . This was * just * on the front page the other day . You should do an IAMA . Also , Nothing of any more substance than that , though . I was playing a match against Xin / Ali / Cho .... I died before I hit the ground , I couldn't do shit Thanks man ! I would be my pleasure to give you morning head . Thanks . That actually clarifies alot . I don't know what to make of this anymore Yeah , protatoe . You've got a lot to learn . I don't think you know what I met mine at home depot . Holy fuck , we've never hear that joke before ! To the top with you Wow , I knew someone was going to point out the funky proportion .... but you took it to another level . I have a 5 finger " herf-a-derf " ( Thanks a lot Nivuahc Now we need someone to implant some KAWAII DESU DESU ! text Oh yah , i forgot to mention : NSFL As someone who has had their appendix burst : I sure did enjoy the Foundation series , all the way up to Gaia / Galaxia . I thought that that was one of the worst endings I had ever read in a great series ( imo ) . Or really 2 great series Seems legit . Never going to eat grapes again ! #####THATS A SPOILER YOU ASS . Sounds like fun Yeah that's definitely why I didn't post it in r / politics Look ! This post again ! Did you mean : I dicked on " teens creampie " " Clerics are powerful " Empty gas tank God , the squealing pig . Never made me hate Geico more than when they started that campaign up . TIL permanently overheated weapons in ME was a DRM thing . One does not simply " drop the c ^ 2 part " out of your units . " they were bred to fight bulls in a pit " history teacher gave me bonus marks on a test one time . While I was standing at his desk he wrote on it " Put these wherever you want " meaning I could add them to my assignment marks , other tests etc . He then proceeded to laugh at how what he wrote " sounds really sexual " Change the label from " Powered by SOPA " to " Powered by ACTA " I sanded down my wood desk with 1000 grit sandpaper an for some reason it decided to to work anymore COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ( the Sigh . I met my boyfriend online and it just doesn't make for a good story . Everybody asks , I tell them , and they go like > Scab is ableist ? Look how much karma this guy has . Some negative 3,000 . I have those chairs too I am disappoint As much as I love making and enjoying beer can chicken , I gotta say , this picture reminds me of my wife giving birth . Is ... is that a dating simulator game thing It's the descolada in worm form Yet the video thumbnail is a slow-mo ass shot from 1:34 Came here for Doctor Who . Left disappointed . Really ? A whole grapefruit ? Dat abdomen nitro rail = Making the P90 into a DMR = he gets more karma this way Those deep eyes are staring into my eyes . Burning my soul Shows ICS running on a Nexus One He was joking Tjenare . Vad gör du med de stackars träden ? Are you drunk ? You seriously couldn't move a bit closer to take that picture ? You're in a car ! What do you mean , I love Derpy ... in many strange ways too The fix They breed in huge numbers to get past their high death rate . Every time you knock out a zubat , it gets eaten by geodude before it can wake up and fly to safety The kicker is that I had to custom-order this machine for him , because our standard model only has an i5 processor and 4 GB of RAM . He insisted on an i7 and 8 GB . Now he'll only have 4 GB of RAM anyway ( 3 . x usuable ) . Lying to get medication from the doctors for your rats is a terrible idea , it really shouldn't even be a suggestion here , there's so many things that could go wrong with it . > Cloned visuals from iOS on the Android version . Off-the-charts chart ? Like even half the people that subscribe to r / Baylor would show up IAmA triplet as well ( All boys , two other siblings . ) Do you hate when people refer to y'all as twins ? I had one lady ask " Are them three twins ? " Man . I'd be delighted with that as the most impressive shit I ever pulled off in my life . That fucker does it to get limber . My cat plays with this all night long . Unicorn rimjobs ? Redditors really ARE perverts , geez . Ha , I'm glad I read the context before I decided to make a judgment call on what you were talking about when you said you feared something every time you ate out The kid I used to babysit would always ask if we could have sex .. Dress Crocs ? .......... Yeah , because pirates really deserve to be suing . You got it for $ 50 used and your only thinking about fabric cleaner now Why is r / fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu a zoo ? Anyone who has ever done this will know that it is strangely addictive ... you imagine getting to a 10 is like stealing a roll and raping a woman I remember that AMA ... None of these taste good together . While that is a funny idea , corporate libertarianism would make no one win . It would be like going back to before the Progressive Era looks at comic then looks at name It's been MUCH longer than that . When I switch to that quest and re-clear the cave , the marker for my objective always points to the original location where I killed him and not where he now lies at my feet . > * All the bandwagon fans . Are you fucking kidding me ? Download virtual box . Make a virtual machine . Load the tails iso into it and start the machine ? Which part exactly are u having trouble with I thought that flower was a bee " no one has ever died from a lack of healthcare coverage " - - Rick Santorum . ... The men of Reddit demand you call him . There has to be a miscalculation somewhere I see no sweets That pick up line would have made me fall in Love Thanks , I can see how doing something like this can help . I'll try to put something together ! In the meantime , I'm still looking for a job here in Iowa to save some money You ... you just ruined that song for me Bahahahaha , thanks . Good looking out . Duly Noted I live in Mexico City and my weed looks like that as well ... Only it's less than $ 20 for the full ounce fortified spearmen in the mountains , Tyler Durden People still use Yahoo ? Well Reddit , it's just about that time where it turns into a dirty joke thread They will add sleep animations to every hero just because of one hero's spell ? I certainly hope not to the same lady .... Was * She's not wearing a bra . " Ladies and gentleman , we will have official launch of DOTA 2 on 22.12 . 2012 " ... And the hype of millions of people all around the world on 21.12 is too high so it creates energy of awesome that is too awesome to exist and just explodes , killing everything on earth That's your * go-to * joke ? ! It happens all the time . I am on reddit 3 hours a night and this app crashes probably 10 times during that window . Worst part of it is that the app opens like new so I have to scroll to find the last link I clicked . huh .. these I actually do remember seeing . I wonder how I ended up with just this one panel I was driving in Philadelphia one time making a left turn and waiting for a kid on a bike to cross the street . He looked at me and said " That's right , I could kill you motherfucker . " While I approve of the concept I disapprove of their installation and placement You could have just clicked the links I posted . Understandable though . Where I am at the moment it's 50 bucks a gram but not in the shape of Australia ? Shipping and processing fees apply ? ... What exactly is being shipped ? Richie was awesome , the one I never liked was Max from Advanced ( May's little brother ) ... not according to the title of the post . sorry . That's gotta be a troll .. gotta be ... This makes me Male or female Then have bigger guns and sand bags , it's not that hard people . I remember telling all my friends I could break cinder blocks like those guys on tv but only after my dad soaked them in water overnight . I thought the ear was supposed to be self-cleaning . Cant tell if trolling . Women's rights Like I would use a * bad * machete guy ! So ashamed to admit this , but I was a girl like that . In middle school , I told a lot of people that I was dating Aaron Carter . I most definitely got shit for that . I deserved it , too . I was getting bullied anyways , so why not make it worse for myself ? Why my neatly placed headphones get tangled up .. You buy a new car , then post a pic of your keys ? Why not a pic of the car ! I was playing this exact game yesterday , and reached this very part of the game . I thought the same thing too ! ! So he got into my head first . Please don't tell me you ruined that nice cute hat by telling her what pedo bear is . well that makes sense .. considering i'm the one asking for weed online ... ლ ( It isn't an instant change , so why would you even think of comparing it to death ? One time when I was younger , I was playing with my brother in one of the McDonalds playgrounds and I went to the toilet ... Came back and there was a massive shit on the slide and a little kid went down and into it ... Zooming in right under the milkshake suggestion only to read " When I forget to turn my swag off before I go to bed " 576 subscribers ! WTF . Gee , you certainly don't sound like a snobby douche-bag at all .. I like how in Quebec , Canada it says An oz . of high quality is $ 188.72 and then it days the price for low quality is $ 251.99 ew looking back on this situation .. there was a flipping rat having sex with my ponytail . His thumb is still on the burger Don't forget almond milk ! I'm lactose-intolerant and sometimes have issues with soy , and almond milk has been a lifesaver . But , protip : never make hot chocolate with it . Read it . No , Jesus was not brown . Jesus was a proud , caucasian American , everyone knows this . I'm surprised at you ! So fucking annoying . My aunt posted a third world success meme the other day ... in helvetica the scene from anaconda after it eats jon voight's character then spits him up after it's digested him a bit ... then voight winks Oh wow , how * generous * ! Dude that was terrible ... Lazy Americans ? Perpetuate stereotypes much ? looks gross , bro You were letting a 2 year old watch Hamlet ? that grass looks barely legal Now it all makes sense . Comic Sans ... I'd love to do that with you if your name wasn't FartingBob By Replay , do you mean that this has been posted so many times in the past two weeks you don't even need to look at the text because you already know what it says ? Yes yes , win in deed I'd wait till it was in context to judge , but they burnt a flag that unlike us who have no connection apparently to anything negative done to any aboriginal ever in history including recently > She then switched gears and put the bus in park to stop it from moving forward , as she was reportedly unable to reach the * * break * * . Dad ? My dad thinks the 1972 version looks better ... I don't often wear makeup , but when I do , people compliment me on it and tell me to wear it more often . Relationship drama doesn't constitute sexism . Hey now ! I resemble that . he is a more efficient karma farmer than you and i combined . Anyone else notice the math in this is wrong ? steve from minecraft and the revelations version of ezio That big snowstorm was 9 years ago Atheist National Registry ? Damn it most everywhere else on the planet . YOU put a $ 2k price tag on it . I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH ! And don't say this is a repost . I made the image myself . Noble 6 and Dovahkiin ? Spilly , i am disappoint I like this post , however : Funny Junk watermark See , you would have changed my mind if you'd done 18 ' I wonder why the fuck people are down voting that post . That girl was pretty much ruining her knees . I gave friendly advice . Steroids fuck you guys up much ? Retards . Whoa buddy , you just recommended a GTX 480 GPU for a guy that has an original Athlon X2 , 2gb of ddr 2 , in a slim-line case . I read this differently ... " fucking dreams " , and here I'm wondering why this guy goes around fucking speakers in his dreams . At first , I I know ... Calm down with the downvotes , man . Using wood for the fire pit ... I want to hurt you now . Very very badly . seems legit 20 bucks to download it " We know you're name " ? Dark brotherhood quest . So , uhh .. the device your using to type that in costs less ? Someone really bought a hat for $ 26 ? Really ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I could sleep at night if I took 13 Ambients . I dont do it that way but I can . “ Why the America really isn't all THAT bad . Just stay the fuck out of the south , and the midwest is sparsely populated ... by Mormons " a blast " this is reddit , you don't question the down votes He had a heart attack and the office said they were " heartbroken " and they would miss his " kind and generous heart " . Ah hahaha ! Classic . Wait , maybe you're serious ... I must meditate upon this . * It's hysterical to watch * I feel like some people might be missing the fuckshitpisscunt . ¬ ಠ Also from Hamilton here , but I haven't seen any white tails this year and barely any manti . Loads of cockroaches though Yeah , im sure there is no causal linkage between age and intelligence .............. Oh god the never ending mess . I hope your trolling ...... Is there even such a thing as an Astrology class that is accompanied by college credits ? " There are alot of design decisions and changes from 1 to 2 that I cannot fathom she wants your coke You seem offended ... For some reason I have the uncanny ability to attract / be attracted to crazy girls , as many of them are my type , i . e . tattoos , large boobs / nice ass . I'm seriously like the fucking pied piper for crazy chicks . Whenever I look in the mirror I constantly give myself the Series 18 . And we all know the masses would see that and know what it means . Oh god , I'm not even clicking that . Yes , because the majority of CEOs , polititians , and other higher-up positions are mostly women . username . Book six man , book six . Dragon brothers Redditor for 7 hours ... Yeah unlike young girls , young boys are proud of their roles in pornography Those are just barely better , and that's not a good thing … the second pair is especially atrocious . Why would any zerg in the world move out of his base without an overseer ? This is literally the worst novelty account ever Da fuck happened to my childhood ? ... I petitioned this when I first hit 50 , and was told a fix was in the works . Maybe some people wait until marriage As a biology major everyone always assumes I'm going into medicine . Kinda odd thing to say unless you know someone don't you think ? C'est Nathalie Simard ! Sa vie est I can only invest in Sherlock after Moffat fixes what he's done to Doctor Who . 35 + = " old man " wow , so your saying that the patient had an o2 sat of 60 % and they lost consciousness ? Then at least 4 hours later they had the patient vented and the receiving facility's ABG presumably showed a P02 > 100 so somebody imagined a diagnosis ? Not quite , but I'll take that ... I guess ? sorry , RES tag has already been applied . People thought lucky was ahead ? ... No . No . No . No . No . No . No . Hey had the whole goddamn desert ... I must admit I am upset by your notion that we can't have a ( more ) perfect world without everyone being high . upboats for you sir and you still need to upload our meme wtf , steam Reddit is not a game . Oh yes , let's just have an army of faceless , unfeeling enforcers , doing whatever they are told to by the forces that be . Sounds great . I'm colorblind ... and I refuse to believe this . The first time he came within two minutes . The cum itself was disgusting but other than that I enjoyed it . The second time ( yesterday ) it was cold out so it took a good hour for him to cum . My face was literally It's obviously a elderly troll cowboy . Where's my god damned support which means they play it . My mom put a salt lick in our front yard for the deer . Lee Sin UP now , 2 % is way too much How are they still even attached to his body ? Hit it on the head with a shovel ... Story of my life . Other , diet , tea , rootbeer ... wait .. what's going on here Chan and Lee ... I saw the ..... * Charms .... * Welp . That's enough internet for tonight . There must be something wrong with my mini-sentries then , because my enemies have no problem destroying them like they're made of paper-m âché . I can't be the only one wondering how OP can have a 17yo brother and a 7yo nephew and 13yo niece . I totally got that impression every time I watch SotL . Every time doublelift opens his mouth , every other guest is just I call bullshit because his nickname has 1996 in it I'm calling bullshit because his network says " Rogers " because you touch yourself at night i really expected something quite different upon entering , now im disappointed . Seriously ? Canada isn't an option ? Your list covered almost every single country in the world . You could have said " North America " but instead you picked just " USA " That's odd . This novelty account is actually useful and contributes to the discussion . I currently live in Africa ( Ghana ) and the women here gain weight ON PURPOSE when they separate / divorce to prove that they can look after themselves without their husband . Blew my mind when I found out about it . One of our friends purposely gained a good 25kg If you have Alien Blue , you CAN ! I love you too ! ! ! ! Also , his physique . This man obviously works out . I can tell by the pixels ... Dude , I didn't even know there was an r / beatingwomen . I am serious about my art . You must be serious about my art too . WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST BAJINGOS ? Don't worry I'll ehm , at the country that I live in ( Indonesia in case you want to know ) , the price for headphones is quite expensive . I bought my pro 700 mk2 at a local store near my board , costed me around US $ 189 ( it seems so expensive but actually the price is quite low after I've managed to bid , the actual price that the store charge me is about more than US $ 200 You have a bit of a puffy face , but that can easily change and isn't too much of a flaw . I suspect that angle / picture aren't the most flattering . You have very nice eyes . I'd say 7,5 out of 10 and you should upload higher quality pictures ... IF you can live with all the crude comments . Why would you do that It's a meme Should you be ? Now chocolate syrup is ruined for me forever . Thanks What about suburban bus stations teenagers , rednecks , first nations , seal hunters , and those guys that try to wash your windows ? Should we be afraid of them too ? Xenophobe . Why is this more arousing for me than the first photo ? Ah , the city of NFL cheats . it was a joke ლ ( I uploaded that pic while ago and only got downvoted ..... Pro tip : Don't smoke in the morning and see this . You will refuse to read comments and search the internet because you would not dare to think that any soul would hurt you this badly . How do you give dead people eye-tests ? Why do they even need glasses ? I mean , i get this , but simply stating that he came home whenever he wanted . Maybe that was a fuck you to the network for canceling it but still . That's cool I was just saying ... I saw those videos of the little girls dancing to the Beyonce song and was like WTF . I called my wife in and she was like WTF X10 then I explained what was up . I gave myself Is that blood on her knee So many menthols Internet Explorer I did this with Cars . Yeah , I had one fist-sized clot in the hospital with my last birth . It felt like I was passing a second placenta . Freaked me the Hell out . The nurses , not so much . They just punch-massaged my stomach more vigorously after that . When I'm using Messenger of Peace they sometimes say that they can attack because I haven't paid Its LP cost yet . One of them even called an admin about it once and when the admin said that he was wrong he kept saying " READ THE CARD " . My face the entire time Windows XP I was going to ask this person " Hey , are you from Chicago ? That is what we call them here . " Then I noticed that is posted by my girlfriend Yeah I agree , I wasn't implying it was a good thing Self-Hatred Mail Did anyone notice the URL ? it says " Negro " ! ! ! googled " wow annual pass cost " before subscribing Oh wow . That's cheaper than regular soda . I worked at Panera Bread for 3 years when I was younger and we sold some Jones flavors for like $ 2.50 a bottle Did Skynet also vote it to the second comment in the thread ? So he makes a movie about God disemboweling himself with a razor ? Just put them on a rack at the counter like a normal store , you can't steal them with the cashier right there . Well thank you for that .... Add that to the list of shit that inexplicably never got fix throughout beta . I really do like the game quite a bit , but " shit like this , TOR ... " There is no desk to my right AMA request , please That sucks . I do marketing and business and one man asked about * my husband * ( sans a husband or ring ) , and why I'm working so hard . ORLY ? I thought your name is Jordan I introduced a friend to Reddit today . Having seen this post it reminded me to ask him what time the Narwahl Bacons and give him a look of disapproval And a shitty keyboard . URL shorteners ? MSN ? Goddamnit , now you've got all the reverse psychology going ... you would like that and to think i almost tried doing that oh yes because saying you have to be 18 has worked so well in the past A must buy skin IMO Calendars ......... You added their numbers together That makes him a pro kser Yes , and she is creating a hivemind with that This will hencforth replace every instance I'd use " yea that's totally funny . The dark brotherhood use Lined paper for their threats so these guys make it to the finals fair and square , they choose not to fight because they are best friends and you disqualify them both and give the award to the 3rd place guy ? Cool bro You don't know the half of it . Yeah , i was going for the " no point in dying " achievement and i kept dying at that part . RAGE QUIT It looks like our mascot has a fat lip . The answer is 0 . False story . Would you recommend this ? Tried the generic weight watchers one and couldn't even install it on my phone ... american cheese ? > * american * " cheese ? " At first I was like .. then I went back to My god , I must be tired . I just read this as GF = grandfather and went completely second youtube comment ... Now the assignment is to read a 2 paragraph summary . That happened to me once but the manager saw my plight and gave me another cookie . Feeling a rewed sense of hope , I opened the new cookie . It was also empty . You can't expect a new black paint pot It's because java is easy , and 99 % of people are stupid . It's really too bad he's going to see a chiropractor instead of a real doctor ... That 2000 ' s bs has no place next to the true 90 ' s legends . Got banned from / r / shitredditsays by a religious twat . That subreddit seems to be more of a circlejerk than / r / circlejerk is ... can only upvote submissions My face just did this little number : The worrying thing is they also have to verify the share operation because they can choose to add a comment too . Yeah , I've definitely been there - you recommend something with fanservice ( for the plot ! ) , then your friend watches it and goes " WTF this is hentai ! " so you say " oh yeah , um , I forgot that was there . " Then you get the " YOLO is the motto . " No sir , you don't want to know You guys don't understand . If it's in a religious text , it's okay It's cause they no I have no life . I tried to say my mom wouldn't let me but being the troll mom she is , she took the phone and said he's not doing a damn thing and would love to go . I was stuck after that . You sound like a crazed stalker looking to strike . Redditor for a day , Are you kidding me I've been called stupid for paying for apps the title should be a :D , not The bomberman ... No Assuming you meant out / school ? If not : Oh , you guys too ? I thought I was alone ... No , i am a man taking a shit in the ladies room > And why the fuck are there people equating pedophilia to homosexuality ? a meme ... that's unorginal ? > If you win , please provide proof that you activated it by providing a screenshot of the Steam window that pops up asking if you want to install the " Steam Mobile Beta " or be prepared to have my look of disapproval * * Every song I send is Surfin ' Bird by the Trashmen , with only If you do that shit , I will murder your ass . No joke Paypal is fun until you get your account frozen for no apparent reason ... Jeg tænker blot , hvilke søgeterme ledte dig hen på den side .. oh good , you can see stuff in front of you ... like the road " Timbaland - Kill Yourself " seems to be a popular song to send . Yeah , it's an honest mistake to completely fly off the handle and start some good old American bashing despite probably not even being sure that FuelUrMind is from the U . S . Must be laundry day . But the fat kid always got it and I never did . this is training session > Do you guys just copy the news that Associated Press puts out ? not sure why but my first thought was santorumception You really needed to use Dan's rage maker to do this ? I bet Jennifer likes Snooki puppy seed I just want to cum inside you right now Considering that Bill Gates twitter page is full up of this humanitarian shit I believe that this is the work of a troll How does that precede a faction that according to Boardwalk Empire was operating in the 1920s ? Was it a * real * stuffed cat ? Funny , my French in-laws freaked out that I * did * take his name . I had to put it in terms of career advancement . I can understand the The behaviour had declined a lot once I reached high school , and now at university there's no such behaviour left . Possibly because the only people that get that far are the people that worked hard . Or they realised brains are more powerful than body at that level . Either way , Sex out of wedlock is forbidden in our religion . So are mind-altering drugs , chief among them alcohol . And I'm sure you know this , but I'll reiterate it anyway : atheism is " forbidden " in Islam as well 8GB iPod touch ! 6.94 GB White border would not be Alpha . Sleeping ... with your pets .... don't bother defending yourself . know one should take parental advice from a guy on the r / apple article posts SCAN , as in the swedish food manufacturer ? So * that's * the origin of the I see what you did there She picked Karma , because it's short for " Caramel " which is the color of the lighter fur on her nose . Total coincidence . Second , my wife begged me for a kitten , so WE got in the car and drove to the shelter , TOGETHER . This is why we can't have nice things Alts å der burde ikke være stor tvivl om den er NSWF eller ej når thumbnail'en er en Heste Penis , og den hedder " At vaske hestens penis ... My sister is 13 . You guys ... She's 13 ... w ... why ? * why ? * Swiss powerplug ... I feel scared . If this is real , he strawman'd his own theology ... my mom did this with my lab . He came back years later , just walked up to me in the driveway . She said it wasn't him . MY EYES ! > Dubbing some audio in would have hidden the fact that you're a skip-breather . Number 3 on your team had 3 more kills than you but 5000 more points . Because EVERYONE takes a taxi after the pub ... Every time I see shit like this , it makes me lose faith in humanity So that you'll be the only one with an unopened set of action figures worth millions ? I remember him as a bill Black Kids > And the porn , I don't even want to start about / r / clopclop From wikipedia : according to 2005 poll , 43.5 % of Russians support re-criminalization of homosexual acts between consensual adults Pat Tillman ? This is a horrifying prospect . I can't take my eyes off that hammer handle swinging between his legs . Your sister ´ s son is your mother ´ s nephew ? " Sparrow , we need to start a new fetish . Do you want the magical rainbow rape fetish , or the wardrobe fetish ? " " The armoire in my bedroom has been giving me saucy looks for a while now , so let's go with the latter " Hey , I'm Canadian . I use Full Screen For Safari on my iPhone . I used to use Atomic Web Browser but I use this instead since I iCloud my bookmarks . I believe it's available for the IPad , and would be one of my first tweaks if I owned an iPad At first I was like " wat Same here bro , almost all teh advice animals just dont work ... So I'm watching the 2001 Royal Rumble and Big Show comes out and starts chokeslamming everyone to which JR commentates " It's like a man playing with children ! " ... Okay . So my friend wants to be able to make his phone like this ... sort of . All he wants is the part where to pull the arrow and the apps come ... so ... from what I gather ... he wants the arrow . Any help ? Haha I don't exactly know what he's talking about . ass mansion ? I was wierded-out by the nipple headlight one It's really frustrating when you get 3 or 7 M-COM defends for the match . Damn it , that's my favorite bar . Fucking drivers around here ... Ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going . please make it stop japan At first I was like ... I know someone with that username Worse yet : I bought the first book for my little sister and she hated it ! Of course I know that I don't want her living in this world anymore You made me remember it . I hate this color combination . Always reminds me of Barney . List price is $ 4999 I really like this , I love the energy shift in the middle and these two sound great together ! Complains about linking imgur instead of source instead of posting the source link As a colorblind redditor FUCK YOU THAT DOES NOT EXIST . Now I'm just picturing meth in a Spam canister I thought Rammus was the one with the Ninja Skin I check in every now and then , it's rare but sometimes they have original content . Especially pokememes , it seems like half of the post in r / pokemon come from there Must be nice to have the money for ten iPhones in a year . Jerks will just stick their gum to the bottom of anything . I call BS ... Just relax and be cool . Kids can smell fear . I used to work at BK and I've had to clean poop up off the floor . So it could always be worse . Not only that , it warranted a new reddit thread . You're using vista arent you I had Chalupas for lunch today . ... is up for debate . There is a section for everything . Everything . Why do people care about Reddit karma , up-votes and Reddit gold ? I'm in love with the web . I grew up watching the Internet start and the level of organization and passion it took . It was an entire world project to connect the world . This is only possible by people working together with a moral code not to fuck it up . I dedicated my life to it ( python / C ) , am in love with it , and I forgot that Hemophilia was a disease , used my stems ( hemo-blood phile-love ) , and assumed that the girl was sexually attracted to blood . The adoption agency misled you . Those are human . When I saw the original post I was like : " hmm , I guess that's from [ / r / circlejerk ] ( / r / circlejerk ) ... hey dude , it might be a test ... Technically that is both incest and statutory rape . Talk to an adult . Here's a legitimate question . Where were you last week when I was interviewing for a new job ? you won't be the first person in this society to tell me that . Yeah only men are allowed to take ironic photos with strippers when they go to Vegas I was the only one there at the time and a shemale came in . > I was the only one there at the time and a shemale came in . DAMMIT , you're good . We had navy blue carpet at our last ( rental ) house , and a white dog that shed like crazy I do the same but come to a stop just a second before we hit so in effect they then run into me and I get to " cliched / unoriginal post title " seems pretty original The nipple . It's ... it's looking at me ... oh god ! EA soon to copyright the idea of an Platformer , FPS , RTS , RPG , Summation and Puzzle games . " No one pays me in trees ... " ლ ( To be honest you were hardly a guru in your skill with questions were you ? I did this when i was watching porn while i was living whit my parents . You never know if something got unplug'd . The only flaw I see in your post is that you are a friend with a Witness . Joker : The janitors would take it down , and also " Pretend that your nipples are headlights . " oh man those tits I just realized I read it in David Attenborough's You were sitting in a cinema and decided to sing along ? Good job whores . And to think you actually had me worried . What a world we live in where obsessing over people who pretend to be other people is way more normal than obsessing over the wonders of the universe . The changing quality is what bugged the shit out of me using the old Netflix version . I have an SDTV , 720p doesn't look much better Yeah ... I'm not that new and I still went " Let's make this viral " ? And he got ear rings . Also is this show still making new episodes ? That Vayne snipe . Indiana is freaking out about the super bowl . The news consists of super bowl village , zipline , man kills 2 people , and football indy cars . So much hate in this thread Some dude that chopped his dick off and took a bunch of hormones is not a woman Thanks men of reddit . If it weren't for us , who'd take over being crazy ? Cause you certainly can't handle it . You get all 4 of those to get into the 1000 lb club ... You get 4 exercises to get into the 1000 lb club ... i use Im Turkish and im glad i didn't knew this before Even the 9gag rules are a repost from reddit . This is just flat out fucked up Wut ? do you mean skinny people ? monkey dancing ? or the black dude ? Is is strange that my first thought while reading this was , " That's a food processor , not a blender . What a dumb ass ! I doubt that he is really listening to what you're saying . In each one of his statements , he talked about harassing , even when it's an unfair trade ... I actually started rooting for one of the heads Making PC's look gaudy and retarded is still a thing ? Have some fucking dignity gamers . Hold on a second , did you have a half Korean child for the jokes ? Doesn't change the fact that he's a dumbass What . That's ... odd . * * 10 points to Slytherin ! * * Weird find ... Even the 9gag rules are a repost from reddit . They're not human , I don't count them . They're pretty much meant to be sluts , I mean come on , * dark seducers * . The one thing that draws me towards Steam is the achievements . If I see a game that doesn't have achievements I can get the same experience from pirating it , although granted for a bit more effort . But I just love the satisfaction you get out of unlocking achievements Those graphics settings ........ Love the videos :D They are like watching my friends who just got the game play , but more entertaining and less painful You're thinking of Final Fight . Have an upvote for making me chuckle and sending me to TVTropes Sweet Jesus he's so hot right now This is like me posting a picture of a carton of milk , it's a little corncob pipe that you can get behind the counter at CVS , this isn't any thing worth posting OP What has been seen cannot be unseen You're not in I'm 5 ' 3 " too , got any problems with us Spanish relatively short but handsome guys Never been dumped . ┌ ( " too " sorry it was early in the morning for me Soon . I got that one too . I later found out she was just REALLY bad at breaking up with people and was just afraid she was going to get hurt . Wow her eyes popoooooo thats a fake baby My mom finally caught on to how much I don't care about getting cards . So now she hand delivers them instead of mailing them . > plus you did not get ALL of it in jesus fucking christ ... still with this ? move on son . and i guess comments such as " i know that . and you're saying that water is WTF worthy ..... I recently posted a similar picture of her to this subreddit only to have it be removed for not being classy seems not alot of belgians here , maybe i should try facebook Wow . I now have the content material for tonight's nightmare . Because you are forced to read that tiny print ? I do I'd be way more I prefer people not talking than when I say " I'm going as Teemo " and the captain bans him You're not allowed to make that joke . … why are you wasting your time in this subreddit ? My first real relationship ended when I decided to move to new state for school with a " I really love and care about you , but with you moving this just feels too serious for me . We should take a break and get back together later if we still like each other . " Years later and I still don't understand how me living an entire state away suddenly made things more serious . at first i thought " heart felt response from dumbass ? 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" Oh yea , its definitely OK to return a half eaten pie your friend gave you for a full refund . " Actually , my official Marcus Fenix action figure ( pah , it's a doll . Who am I kidding ? ) can only hold his rifle in the exact same way . The wrist joints simply don't bend for him to hold it properly . Thanks . Wait Holy shit , I can't believe they killed the poor little guy . This is not okay . Herpetophobia is terrible and leads to needless slaughter of hundreds of snakes / lizards / geckos ext . The snake wasn't even venomous ! Someone had to go and bring up anal Great article , until the last sentence Damn it Jesus why must incessantly troll people Please don't start this if you use VC i have a list of issues we informed SAP about , I'll see if I can get my hands on the list for the whole upgrade . We found an assload of stuff SAP " wasn't aware of " but had a OSS note pretty handy for them American here . I always thought it was moustache , with just the ' u ' it looks weird to me . I'm kind of annoyed that spell check's telling me the British-English spelling is wrong ... really now ... talking about a sniper and something pops in your head Why are all character models on the Xbox fucking Gears of War Meatsicle clones ? I'm really glad America is invading peoples privacy to find potential terrorists like this man He won't like that kind of lemonade ... I always thought Kog Maw was among the worst when it comes to base stats and scalings You are arguing against subjective opinions ? As an artist ? Its undermined liberty ... let's privatize it that will fix the whole problem . Pretty much . Then you click on " comments " and the highest rated one is " nice boobs " Its a 19th century castle built over a 15th century ruin ATTENTION HOVERER'S : * WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE . * a customer kicked a rug flap over in work today and did'nt kick it back down ... just kept walkin ... That is the Bukkake game ... Well when you put it that way ... Seems legit . Thanks a lot , Web-MD I'm from Durham Got that as an excuse for not going out with me . Then we made out . You are very right . Re-reading it , I realize that my explanation was mostly geared to the people who say they will put a turbo kit on it as soon as they get it . I've seen someone who was supposedly planning on throwing a twin turbo on a BRZ . You made one mistake . It's 1985 . You can buy the Giant's Set from the giant blacksmith , Fully upgraded it has the highest defense in the game , Damn expensive in total though . 26000 per all the armor , and it requires twinkling titanite to upgrade , meaning 80000 souls to upgrade each PIECE to + 5 , with 4 pieces that totals up to 320000 souls + 26000 = 346000 . That's a lot now that i write it out , i think i might be off somehow Gender not apparent , not sure if lol . I got messaged by a girl who is only 67 % out of the blue , she said my picture was cute . I don't think she even read my profile . I thought it was off his knee at first . Then I saw the replay . And they say they represent the people . Yeah ... when I was fitted for a tux for a wedding , I told the dude helping me that I couldn't lift up my arms . His response ? " Can you move your arm enough to shake hands ? Ok , that's all you need " . That wasn't good guy greg . His earlobes were different . And unless GGG can change his genetics , that bastard fooled us . Letting my gf cum before me .. Oh wait , I do This is so damn creepy . Why does he look so excited / creepy in first panel Just be nice to your waitstaff , or your last request may not come true . ... while maintaining eye contact This ! It's ridiculous how every server here expects a tip . It shouldn't be mandatory , one should tip for good service . I was at a club the other night was being charged $ 42 . * * for gratuity on my tab when the server said " You can tip me extra too . " WTF That ... that's just .... I guess I should have done that . Because we need to make room for all the rest of the comments ... 30 is you g for a guy , but not a girl ? You mean bucky lasek ? What are you some sort of commie ? This is just what I was going to To minimize the suffering of yourself and others . To add energy to a system that tends to disorder . To love , and to be loved . To understand the perspectives of others , even when they are sociopathic , hedonistic trolls that give otherwise-ethical atheists a bad name . YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL WITH THOSE BUNS Maps ? This isn't call of dooters . * Deep scratchy voice * " We gotta dig up the princess I don't know whether to explain that a cpu and RAM are physical parts or just assume you're a troll . I know . Every time I see [ 0CA0 ] I go I took a girl into an ally way to fuck and some drunk guy followed us down there 5 minutes later ... he tried to cop a feel and i gave him the Why is the youngest one naked ? Then start a pun thread , and make this face at the end Summer Olympics ? It's a winter sport ... That wasn't even funny when it was said on How I met Your Mother . My history teacher in high school was going over a review for our test and pronounced Kim Jong Il as Kim Jong Two . using the Word save as dialogue box to move files , open other files ... Because it's not coming out tomorrow , it's coming out on Friday . It keeps auto correcting so to do and vice versa . I've made shortcuts to try and fix it , still no luck . I don't understand ... they are words And of course my wife , Mjoll , is still wearing armour ... " I'm too busy with school because this semester will be tough " Aww indeed - didn't notice that . Also have no idea where it went And with this I will unsubscribe from til ... My name is Evan , His newness to the culture ...... newness to the culture .... the culture ...... culture .... inserted into his .... inserted .... open hand .... hand .... what a fist .... a fist ...... God isn't going to save you if you're a fucktard . Phoenix , Stalker ... HEY I'll go MUTAS ! The eye stabby thing Don't joke about rape ntbackup was not being used . Not at all . We don't do backups around here . There is no reason to back it up . The server is strong . It's not 7 years old , its middle aged and in it's prime ! I would usually keep my shoes in my car . I would drive to school barefoot , park , put my shoes on and go into school . For some reason , the previous day , I took my shoes into my house . The next morning , I was already running late . I drove all the way to school , parked and realized I had no shoes . his mom lives under his bed and enjoys giving tongue-to-ear Not worth it to build a new starport just to get one raven Fuck me , and I thought it sucked having to get into a bare knuckles fist fight with my dad because you wouldn't help him put up a fence & told my mother to piss off when she asked you to walk down the shops and buy some shit ..... Yeah , the fact that I had torn fucking ligaments & tendons in my foot mightn't have had anything to do with it As a person who has a lot of experience water cooling , plastic fittings ^ Retailer of vector torch . Seems like sound advice . How does an image of Allison Stokke come up for those search results How many times have I seen this video now ? I had a guy in college with me who transferred out to another school because our school taught renewable & eco-fruendly farming . He felt that this was " nature worship " because man God gave man the plants and animals to do what he pleased with them . I personally love the " literalists " that say everything in the Bible is to be followed exactly the way it's written , but when you ask if they're gouging their eyes out or cutting off their hands , they say " No , Jesus speaks in parables . " i read the title as FartCheck and thought eliminating kosher food was a metaphor for passing gas but couldnt figure out how jewish senior citizens and medicaid fit into the story ... then i reread it from the beginning What branch do you work at , because my sister dates someone who works at the Atlanta branch , and it'd be so badass if you knew him I love how milf started out as your friends 40 + mom and has turned into anyone older than you . TIL flounder 19 can see eyelashes on this face Stupid aligator . Why are you wearing that python suit . > do what he pleased with them . " Was the Soviet Union on the same side as Russia in WWII ? ? " - Classmate yes , how the hell is a painting real life ? please elaborate . Also , you'd have to ride on the road Behind the Clock Face ( Back ) Since when does " nerd " mean some who * needs * to wear their glasses ? I thought this movie did better then most other action shows involving Autistic protagonists . Though the ( < possible SPOILER ? ! > end fight between the two autistic kids made me I'm a man with a pierced tongue , and have never sucked anyone's dick He said he's going to stay inside to avoid sun all day . You said that's a bit of a leap . I'm pretty sure he was kidding , but then again , he is a redditor ....... I don't hate apples , I hate apples . Damn you , Tucker . You've killed us all ! Damn you ! Why is this a thing ? I grew up in Ahwatukee I am to cool to call it PHX but I'm black ... now I live in want to be millionaire land I see what you did there . Err ..... i'm not recording anything If you'd heard country country music , you'd know why . Youtube comments make me go Damn ! They have good happy hours there . I would but , they're all from the same guy So , I'm not saying this is idiotic ... but please do us a favor and NEVER wear your gear outside of the fire department . Too many times has our reputation been tarnished by someone who does something stupid / illegal / deadly when wearing their turnouts . Again , I was like this at one time as well . I am surprised this hasn't been brought up . Well I do * now * . ima go ahead and assume that the " and jews " part was a joke , because otherwise My current flame refers to me as being " broken " or " leaking . " Seems to me youll only die if your a as stupid as that girl ... Are you a stupid ? When a coworker stands in my cubicle and talks to another coworker over the cubicle wall ( the walls are short ) . Walk over and stand in their cube and talk ! ! yes , and i'm not sure if it's worse or better than the current background image I second this " lol wut " and would like to add Oh god ... this is my school . from + 16 to + 2 Yea unfortunately you can only get the books for free if have an actual Kindle . Have you talked to your doctor ? Reddit : Cats and No Religion . Also , Mojang sound guy ? same ..... Yes thank you ! I am going to Boston , MA . And I think I may have another STI , which I neglected to mention in this post as I did not think it was pertinent . I suspect syphilis or gonorrhea I fucking love Pikmin . Because calling Christians stupid and killing gay people is totally the same thing . She's the brightest reporter on the BBC news desk . And when the actual post was about Christians ... why does it take 1 hour and 30 minutes to download ? I son't know what yer talking about you got a staring problem or something ? Article calls Paul an isolationist again Why . * Why . * Torres was absolute shit today . In the final seconds he had the ball , the old Torres would've ran his legs off but instead he choose to make half assed pass to Lukaku ... Reminds me of the first time I used a Virtual Machine ... So embarrassing , I told some guy he was doing it wrong and he's an idiot , but actually it was I doing it wrong , I got the names mixed up , I was using Remote Desktop / RDP Internet Explorer I think I was trying to patented ' backwards vacuuming ' like a rebel when i accidently did it . At first I was worried , but once I realized nothing was happening I was a bit more Looks like a noose .... Yo dawg , I heard you like hands , so I made a glove out of your hand for your hand .. paranoid much ? I'm thinking you should write your own paper . Not being naked . I'm looking at you , boyfriend If this is in any way true , you're a piece of shit . Don't they teach how elections work in school anymore ? ? We don't need more particle popping abilities . Vlad was bad enough , I don't know why they put in another on Fizz . Queen is a band , not a guy why do assume somebody tried to sue their girlfriend for causing this Even his own avatar is giving him the I thought that although I wound up with epic hips , I had escaped that whole ordeal myself , * until I realized that they were all across my lower back * and I just never saw them until I noticed them when I was like , 18 or so Since when does needing to wear glasses mean that you are nerd . Alternatively , since I don't wear glasses , does that make me not a nerd ? You request your pin from the government and punch it into the site you're filing through . Oh God .... the cleaning process that must take ....... Oh god . this is VERY unsettling . in my 1 year of redditing this is the first time I upvote a Some of them are saints Oh no ! So when I use a tampon .... I'm basically using an infection stick ... My measurements are 30 " and 33 " ... It says I'm a 30D Yeah , the ladies definitely won't be throwing themselves at you over that one .... BUT I WILL Misquoted the apple pie bit F = Fahrenheit , not female I'm glad you found out how your photos got stolen . Can't same I'm a big fan of " Frenkai " though . As a kid I learned the adult way . When I right clicked in Win 95 for the first time I thought I broke it ( I was 8 years old at the time ) " BREAK LIGHTS " Some legacy applications and stuff need a specific version of IE ... notably 6 . That's the real Played it till my fingers bled goddamn they changed it back after that Jon guy suggested it Right when I saw this picture I got a spontaneous bloody nose . I smell a long cd with that ultimate . I just hope it ain't that long . Thank you . I came here JUST to point out the major flaw in the title . This made me yawn while I was saying awwww , making me sound like a retarded whale I've kept all mine , waiting for that day that humanity runs out of college letters . And I'll be like , " don't worry guys I got dis shit .. " and i'll give them all away . It even has a " " People are generally disappointed if they actually go to the site looking for the big mushroom . " Almost every person who wears any scent , no matter their age , wears too much . It's supposed to be an intimate and unique expression because it should slightly accentuate your own odor ( which is under control because you bathe or shower ) . No one should be assaulted by your stink in an elevator or hallway or an entire office space . If you receive comments about your scent , good or bad , by anyone who isn't fucking you , you wear too much . Period . I see gender , then I see other ... It's a rule that is meant to combat the " overkill Which doesn't solve the even bigger problem of my brother is a redditor . Not sure if out of character or not .. Clan or IS ? Because if you choose IS .... I always think about my crush ... I confronted her and she hasnt talked to me since I thought that was your mom until I read the first panel again I am pleased to come across one who has contributed to this community with such an astounding , thought-provoking question . I feel like I must repeat myself because , yet again , I have stumbled across one who has contributed to this community with such an astounding , thought-provoking question . And yet I was reading a comment by a redditor earlier about how they would rather visit china than america Lee Sin kicking near death enemies away from a hungry pack of allies ? sanchi , coae si mai ales cand lumea traduce ceva din engleza care nu prea are sens / rost in romana Texas . Of course . " Dammit I loled " . Yes , because to 4chan is to live the eternal quest to never laugh at anything . Maybe you'd unhear better if you bought your cookies a little more enthusiastically , cookie hater Well fuck ... username .... That upside down raccoon ... OMG me too ! ... and claim originality in the title . Notice Ernie is * not * visible Dude .... dude ... you mean a * Browning * model 1911 . Not Springfield . I have never been approached . This is depressing to read ... " Our own little kitty final solution " ... ... This ! I thought it was just me sliding the cursor too quickly trying frantically to click on things , but some items would slide down 4 slots before I could select it . I'm pretty sure that story and the illustration fueled my utter fear of spiders laying eggs in my face . We still do Those player numbers Are you implying that it died ? U mean people on the internet have been ... Not sure if kidding ... If the cat has a collar and / or appears well looked after , by all means pet it etc but please don't feed it Moved from California to Oregon thinking the same thing , only to have my idiot brother marry one of the dumb bitches . Now I'll never be rid of her . I've still can't find anything about how to do this . One does not simply ask about Blavious Kloop . Still creepy . I'm sorry that that offended you ... " ma spargi " Isn't this a Man Utd chant ? Shame on you I should have known you were Team Jacob . Brown marks ... ON THE SEAT ? I read that as Goatse In final stages of sealing the deal on king George's st ... and I just read this .... I tell this to friends that are chicks that I am not even interested in I'd love to , but when signing it with Google , it tells me my email isn't valid . ... Who the hell pays $ 27 for a pair of underwear ? You physically disgust me . Nice try , spider lord . Try to fool us into thinking spiders are cute and shit . > Farming harpies sounds absolutely incandescent ... this needs to go in WTF ... Their comment * was * serious . I get the opposite problem , sit in class freezing my ass off despite wearing layer upon layer of clothes , then some derp who was just running for some reason during break time comes in wearing nothing but shorts and a t-shirt midwinter and opens the window Nice burn I am going to die when it ends up being the score you have played the whole time until now Ah yes , it cites amongst other things " YouTube.com " as a source . Aaaaand here comes the libertarian " taxation = theft " crowd . Clicked expecting some Bear Grylls " better drink my own piss " meme .... Oh look , more " I'm old and everyone else is young " posts . Europe is ahead in time , but get patches later ? Stay classy , Mitt . Seriously ? I thought that he was just making a joking remark , not actually making a reference to a real event . As a Florida resident , we aren't that poor that's not a cliffhanger ! Logged in just to say .... aww fuggit . Fair point , but when i'm on hill and some candy-ass pulls up on my bumper . Give her one of these : what is this i don't even That's not very nice > And whose fault is that , reddit admin ? I'm somewhat flabbergasted that there are people who consider the sixteenth street mall to be sketchy , scary or dangerous . They've obviously lived very vanilla lives . People standing around is sketchy ? You would be one of many ... BTW , you forgot to leave the money on the dresser last weekend . I've got the penny and the holes are * directly * between old and new school hole patterns . Goddamnit , now I have to reinstall LoL That's not how you use a toilet Did the same thing , and my AlienBlue is themed red I took way too much interest in finding out where you're from and it was frighteningly easy to find left me wondering what ggg knows about OP's asshole I've seen this often in my gym as well , someone wil take all the fixed weight bars ( ranging from 10 - 25 kilos ) and place them on the floor . Then they'll curl their way from the lightest to the heaviest bar and down again , day after day . They also all have arms like twigs This was my exact same situation . I was like " what is this garbage ? " and then it grew on me and is now on my iPod . No one is not hyphenated . I recently got a letter advertising " herbal enhancements direct from India " , with " This is a sexually orientated letter " on the front of the envelope Up to 100 years in prison ? You can commit murder and serve less time than that , something isn't right here Say what you will . I use spotify now , but I used both iTunes and Zune ( Zune hd and iPad ) Zune's software was incredibly easy to use compared to iTunes . Although the Zune software is useless now . At first I thought it was your bulging tool of destruction . I have been trying to research for hours and I know nothing about this stuff .. I know there are a lot of really knowledgeable people in this sub reddit so I thought I would ask ... Is that not what this site is for ? Sharing and learning ? Stop downvoting and find me the image . I'm trying to make fun of Christians here , isn't that what this section is for ? That bastard ... I would ... But then I'd have an iPad . And no one wants that ... Is it just me or did they seriously call their scripting language ' papyrus ' ? I meant this : I believe you are referring to the * look of disapproval * -> always someone who brings up the jolly rancher Now you're just forcing it . My parents had bought baby name books for my little brother , and had marked off boys ' names that they liked , so I went through that and looked for names that they'd liked and sounded good with my last name . I'm not thrilled with my choice - it's very soft-sounding , and people just assume I'm a girl with a guy's name ... and short hair , a flat chest , and men's clothing . What , the sci-fi bookclub ? wtf is wrong with you ? [ I thought I was forming the head this time So , the salamander remained a salamander ? You can't tell me what to do When you have a random conversation with a stranger . Like when something happens , say a train is delayed for example and people just start spontaneously talking to each other like they've known one another for years , purely because their anoyance at a specific event or need to comment on it is greater than social boundaries and inhibitions . Even if its moaning at public transport or Oh . i notice what one of your other tabs you have open is ... I usually smile at people that I accidentally make eye contact with or when I interact with them at places like elevators or cafes . Instead of getting a smile back I get a frown or one of these ( What are you trying to pull ? He's taking a picture of his shake , while in the fast lane on the highway , isn't that pretty self-explanatory ? I usually imagine I have somebody cuddling me and make up different scenarios about how happy our life is . I like the fact that my city is on the front page but not for this and yet you don't say which you disagree with and don't add a single word of critique just a calculator I presume But that's optimal ripeness . I'm not gonna lie , you got me ... I enjoy and collect all things horror and taxidermied animals . I'm a girl . My Dad's a pilot and according to him , t's all bullshit . Leave all your stuff on if you want . The primary reason , according to the Airlines , is to reduce distraction during an emergency . I said sexy pillow fights . And sexy results . At i was like ... touche , jackfrosty 2 . I will remember this encounter Definitely not endorsed by Paul Soares or Luclin Oh yeah that actually exists . BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Wow , even I know what the cat symbolizes and I'm probably younger than most people who comment about the cat being the sperm Someone can't spell bacon . Still wouldn't be the weirdest name on reddit . Might get a few Maybe a prequel movie .. that tells the story of Ichigo's dad as a captain , Or even worse a chapter after Ichigo Dies and ends up as a Captain ಠ_ಠ metadata . I wasn't . I was If you don't make any wallpaper sized images of this , I'll be very * Why does this work so well ! ? * What the fuck is wrong with people who think all Americans have shitty taste in absolutely everything ? So what you are saying is that you use your iPad as a remote to control what movies you see on your MacBook ? You , sir , just took lazy to a whole new level . how in the fuck do people suck at tracing lines so damn bad ? like what the hell , seriously . This is so cool seeing all those looks of disappro * ball * ... Uhh ... I'm not the same person as the one that you started talking with . That post you just replied to is my first comment in this entire post . discriminatory information such as ethnicity and sex ? oh they already profile potential employees already my friend - all in the pursuit of * equal * opportunity . I'm too old to know this We have about 70 people in my camp . I am the * only one * who scored a ticket .. This was posted yesterday as well Please tell me that isn't Nickelback in my GSL . I am always looking for someone to mine with , because I can't against those rats so mining is out of my league ... And in order to get a nice ratting ship I need money for that , so I want to mine but I can't ... Lol If I wanted to see your facebook screenshots , I'd be your friend on facebook ! Well i do now . Thanks ! Account Age : 8 minutes He is why this new bill won't have a chance . He is a moron . this whole thread is cracking me up . Try having 38F cup boobs , you will only find two varieties of bras , and only three colors . it aint cute i read the first one as yhenr I stopped watching bleach after he beat aizen I'm still reading the manga weekly . So freaking glad where done with that shit-of-an-arc about dumb full brings . But would you smile back or Hey , thanks for the explanation . It makes more sense now . I think I'd have been defeated too , if I lived in that situation . Sorry you have to deal with that . I have only one thing to say about your family : And then you just do what a buddy of mine did , get the biggest cigar you can find and then smoke that since he said he was giving up cigarettes , but didn't say anything about cigars I hate the when you tell them not to move their mouse , and then they insist on trying to work while you do BTW for the people who live on the top of the world , Sydney is in Australia ... que the upside down jokes seriously . grow the fuck up r / politics . Right on Mr . Cube , because when you play pickup in south central LA there's an official stat keeper Stop picking Katarina when we need a support " It's working fine " , Jesus Christ , if I hear one more person say that , just one more time , I swear to god I don't know what I'll do . The damn computer was nigh on ten years old running windows 2000 and the grerkeling noise it made when it failed to start up 9/10 times was very worrying . I swear that is James Franco I wonder what Mr.Jernigan is staring at ... Doesn't get much more " repost " than this . 2 , 5 and 8 are missing in the Top 10 list That's actually the reason all arabic is written from right to left , it's a joke to undermine the expectations of americans . I know from experience that some women * do * have a G-Spot True , zerg just sucks . Dislocated shoulder , from rolling over in bed That's not irony . Are you talking about when he was released ? They were needed . WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Hell , I was just going to say beer and hockey . Doesn't get more authentic than that . I guess TimHo's commercials would make it more Canadian , but i don't know why you'd subject yourself to that misery . No Coors Light though Yeah , ' cause every city has a Statue of Liberty Honestly bad things happen if it's 8in , had that issue before , couldn't be on top , my back hurt constantly and he actually tore stuff . NO THANKS ! Just watch for proxy hatches and creep tumors They cut the fiber ? Sonova ... Ahh yes the famous 3 base all-in , kinda cheesy you have to admit , at the 20 min mark to , I can see why he was upset ... Ugh , the internet is getting to this . I read it as Almond Bronies . says you ! Mine can almost connect to my chest hair ' after your teens ' is not late in life . Doesn't get much more " repost " than this . Why the * fuck * did you take a picture from a computer of it with your phone , only to upload it back onto your computer ? The other Ontario climber that is also a redditor is revealed So how do you want me to interpret Recognises Internet Explorer logo . I swear that that picture was moving . That comment paired with your username ... When I was about 6 , I raced my step brother to our living room , he gets there first and shuts the fucking glass door right behind him as I'm just about to come through ( I read that as " I would abuse the upvote of a child " . And the shorts . Oh god those shorts The average league player can't play Talon anyway . Windows Vista . go to detroit it's awesome . No . NO NO NO NO . stop this right now . I think i speak for 90 % of Reddit when i say enough fucking arrow jokes I love that argument , in the thread recently about what would happen if polygamy / polyamory was legalised - one of the arguments was basically ' but then OMG men would have huge harems which they would use to pop out babies to influence politics ! ' Like , yeah , because modern women would definitely be keen on such an unequal relationship . No it is not , and you are a moron . " novel " None of us would be here if that was the case .. Yup , that's what i was referencing Threatening nukes ? Seriously ? I mean they've been around a while , and I think they are cool . I think the price is stupid One day you will trip up an reveal yourself ! I'll be watching for the cross post When I was really young a friend of mine thought men had male offspring and women had female offspring . > I still laugh at them " That was very good testimony ... You get an A . " dat search history Sorry , Bill . The harassment shall continue until you sign on for Ghostbusters 3 . Both shelves . I can never unread that ... Yeah , throw a house party sometime with people that don't know what it is , but will enjoy it after they run out of spiced rum . You'll wake up the next morning and find an empty two-liter of Diet Coke and an equally empty bottle of Glenfiddich 21 As a tall lady , I got asked by some short dudes in Mexico to take a picture with them Yep I noticed that for the first time yesterday as well and now I'll never be able to take my eyes off it . Can't unsee Honestly I didn't want to .. ? When I was young some older kids told me that Chinese women had vaginas that are upside-down , and that they are positioned higher up " on their stomach " . I went on to believe that the Chinese ladies ( the ones that wear teal and pink full windbreaker outfits ) at the mall fit this criteria until I was about nine or ten years old . I worked with someone who was at least 24 at the time and she became pregnant . During a conversation regarding the pregnancy she had stated that she didn't think she could get pregnant because they were using the pull out method . When I asked her if she knew that pre-cum had sperm in it , she said she didn't know that before she got knocked up ... I tried to click watch video . I think you may want to reread my post . I was making a joke . When I was a kid I remember hearing from my friends that if you had sex you wouldn't be able to pee for a few days after . I remember thinking about the first time I got laid .. Relevant user name ? MOTHERFUCKER ! I hope you choke to death ! Who brings a whole pizza to a smoke session and goes " well I got my snacks , what are you having ? " - She takes out ladle - Look at the bottom , he's obviously using Chrome . I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you agree with the person above you . You are on notice tho . dick dandruff , yea thats a mental image i needed to have Re-post in the same sub less than a day apart I forget about this story and then you motherfuckers keep reminding me ! And of course you use the worst Alistar skin . * Relative Heaven ... * THAT'S A PENIS > I cannot believe people are going to complain over something trial like porn That bitch And that's the only job she will be doing for you is there even 1 reply from OP ? ? ? Yea , he forgot about his AMA Instead of calling the police as you should have . ... and then he gives up 4 . ... Obama's ... .... how ... but .... uh ... O GOD NO ! ! I went to their facebook . NEW onion rings Long Island drivers here do the same thing . At Yield signs ... they do what you are suppose to do at this sign .... fucking idiots I saw the title and I was like : And your pathetic team still lost . That's what they all say You should have done this with a book that both long and terrible , like Twilight . Rapidly going from Guys .... I've been doing it wrong > Yes , I'm aware at how that last part sounds . " Other " Christians ? Well , you love the Beatles . I have no hope for you either . Why don't you just wear other things ? You certainly don't * need * a * tight * pair of pants to be comfortable do you ? My wife says you're cute . I thought that a * single * sperm cell would come up into the mouth . Wow am I stupid . Sorry about that . Hehe . I have those moments . I wanted to say it once and then get deleted and banned . Scumbag A-Punk , promises to ban everyone and then leaves my asshole behavior visible to the world . It's funny how uploading and downloading video depends on the * processor * Dolphin ≠ porpoise . its been out for this long and you're not finished ? I remember bringing up this exact point with someone , and their response was , " It's open to interpretation ! " as if that solves it ... I read this as " maybe I'm a little furry " Cool story , SaggyBallsHD You're describing my job as a Game Master . And quite crushingly she is dropping out of the video making business . In addition to that some asshat flagged her account . I finally find someone who does exactly what I like and it comes to a screeching halt . ... fucking kirby every fox players worst enemy . T'was a joke . ... Legally Irish ? ? You're a fish . No Corki Well good morning to you too Oh look , the first actual answer and it's the * sixth * comment from the top . It would be funny ... if it werent true nothing yet . Yeah .. nothing special ... Your lack of 10,000 downvotes is proof that we're in hell . Not even as a joke . This is what is wrong with the community . Man dies and we troll him Hey , white ice can be a problem , too . " Guy getting high on crack ... and hes scared . " As a poorly endowed ugly guy who is currently waiting for some celebrity I found this post offensive I read that as " Damn you niggas " You wish people had been injured on that slope ? You get me every time . > Pet-shaped hole Gotta say , I saw that whole drug thing coming with you having the number 420 in your name .... Worse . Runescape * * What in Tamriel would that be in Dragontongue ? You're not alone . The water in a few cities here in Florida tastes like someone dipped their balls in it . In the Florida heat . A phone plan for € 55 ? you're making assumptions > Man dies and we troll him Have you tagged as , " wtf As a woman , at least I know how to spell Einst ürzende Neubauten relevant username Personally .... I'd like to know what the 36 comments say , also My mom tried getting me this as a stocking stuffer for Christmas . She got me the men's body lotion instead on accident I always talked about this with my friends and my wife , and how awesome this would be ... but once my son was born , started watching The Walking Dead ( especially the scene where T-Dog finds the bloody car seat ... Some retard decided to hit me with his car Correct indeed ! The first , and only , time I tried top it was like my cervix would get pushed right out through my throat if I sat down all the way and I ended up bleeding . It lasted about 1 minute of slight movement , then hurt BAD then bleeding which lasted about 10 min the tv and bed " go fuck yourself , san diego " ... You serious bro ? Username ... How did you find this sub ? I would approach it this way .... mind your own business . Yes , he cheated , but the only person he is cheating is himself . Why do you waste your time hating other people ? Is it really worth your time to hate this guy and go to extreme lengths to make sure he can't get back into school . It's great you work so hard to not cheat and be apart of the school's dance company It's a joke No , there can be only one . Actually " You're tampering with forces beyond your control " Well ... my experience says it's fucking true . First I laughed and then Mine had doors , but the whole stall was 4 feet tall Redditor for 11 minutes ... Sorry , I left my account open at another location , my password has been changed . have an upvote . For those wondering the deleted message was " fucking viral advertisers " I'd expect better trolling from you fellow redditor Holy shit , NSFW . Your asking the internet to say things about your girlfriend ? First I lol'd but then Thank you for that explanation . I might need it in Cajun , though . I get it WELP , MY " You want to know what the worst part of this is ... you could do the same thing with voting age adults He's a figment of Ted's imagination ... He's Tyler Durden ... I guess some people are just really into the Halloween spirit ... celebrating nearly 9 months early . Still a vegetable ! my expression for all the usual news bull ... i would prolly be on reddit ... Almost got sucked in then saw the onion at the top and I was like " Oh " I hope you're planning on coming round and cleaning the beer I just spat out all over my monitor , laughing at this Mike Wallace doesn't want a Jewish History month , doesn't see anything wrong with Black History month , and wonders how we end racism . And , thanks to that comment , I have now too ... Nervous laughter and then maybe beginners or a simple mistake ? I can't comprehend how you can't comprehend this That would make it the first time this happened Dr Lokin is not creepy . He doesn't try to play Doctor with me every chance he gets . ages 18 and up this comparison needs to be made more prominent here . even with the matter of taking * someone's life * , the issue is not black and white ; but when it comes to cheating , " CHEATING IS CHEATING . " Oh , because relationships aren't as serious as murder and therefore are not as complicated and / or don't require as much critical thought " At least 50 % certified tea " I used to know one . She was training her kid to be a clown too " old picture of me " from 1 year ago That's what she said ! .... We .. speak for the trees ..... Put a minecart over the fire ? Then the kittens would be in an empty fire pot ... Speculation frustration is . Fallout 4 news has now ! ! ! ! Ok , ok . Occam's razor . Kom inte här och förstör min bitterhet med logik ! Deep carbon wheels in Cat 5 ' s Coming from cockonmydick But seriously is snoop a freemason ? he's doing the thing with his hands Come on r / wtf ... Those are not arms My ass already has poisonous gas " Contraction site " You're assuming that has not already been accomplished . And your throwaway account had 4 upvotes in less than 60 seconds ? Shill much ? isn't EVERYDAY steak and blowjob day Honestly , I think if someone I knew posted those comments , I would copypaste the first thing they said straight back to them . Wow absolutely no movement by the Knicks at the end there . My friend puts peanut butter on EVERYTHING . Especially baked foods . Cake , brownies , pancakes etc . for a minute there I was thinking wouldn't it be cool if Emma joined Sam and Dean as a hunter then I was like ........ oh well now hes just gonna have to bring you another one untill you learn to do it right ! What are you planning ? Lesbians having sex got old ? When someone tells you that a safe fell on them , you take it seriously . ... that shitty music For some reason , me don't like that huge lump on the hood ... She's 25 with a 14 year old ? or she stopped using your stash Utility Vechile Simulator Longest loading page in the history of reddit . I can't see them I went to catholic school for one year . ONE YEAR . My science teacher told me the core of the earth was hell and the reason it was magnetic was because the density of souls creates pressure and heat high enough to separate iron from hemoglobin in the bodies of the tormented souls ... I Sort of like christwire . I was all like ಠ_ಠ but then I was like XD then I read the comments and I was like Is it about his new album ? I don't know man , but don't try Germany I've never heard of any success coming from being a failed artist in Germany . Stick something bulgy down your pants and go as a cocksman . I've been waiting an hour and a half . I sent an email off to their support address , and that's been an hour without a reply . Haven't received the email or paypal confirmations , and there's nothing in my spam box . Yes , because the majority of gamers are on PC . I am yeah ... you should have seen his boots afterwards > The ignorance is astounding Should be the other way around I don't know about everyone else , but I only downvoted because you called her out on spelling errors then proceeded with a dozen or so spelling errors of your own . Why is this fucking stupid thread the top rated comments ? This doesn't help anyone , adds nothing to the discussion ( including humor ) and it's irrelevant . Fucking reddit ..... So the US uses the Imperial system ... Except when it arbitrarily uses slightly different units with the same name ... Great . OP now I have to go get some tissues to clean up my pants . Shame on you Youtube for giving generalchaos ammunition . And we don't care why you don't understand . " That was the most amazing thing i've ever seen " Shopped .... now back to the circle jerk . did no one else notice the half-visible first name of the guy ? " Lawre " I thought it was a bit strange that they kept playing this song during the Winter Olympics ... in Vancouver . Denny's . A restaurant . Right . You piss from your nipples ? Implying 80 ' s songs are boring ? And you didn't rape them ! ? Ugh , it's like when Papa Murphy's raised their prices , ' Our whole menu is a value menu ! ' Slaves had Walmart money cards ! ? You best not pull a Troller It's called Slow Time indeed , plus over here the left lane guy is probably going over the speed limit , and if you wanna pass him or are tailgating him , Friend me That looks nothing like a Seahawks logo ! That tree in the last picture looks like it has an Gary face looking at that guy . Yeah , but 99 % of abortions are because the baby would be * inconvenient * . I'm in Newfoundland . Know where that is ? No ? Blink don't either More than sadistic ... incandescent Why ? what US lizard is deadly ? Oh I forgot , people that work 5 hour shifts hate taking breaks . I have you tagged as " semen penis " The Irvine Company has a lot of respect for historical landmarks I'm offended by this . Not all germans love pee . I can imagine the situation " Oh hey how are you ? Good good ........ TOILET HAIR ! One and a half hour video . Yes . I think they do We were doing some research for a research paper in my Geology class , and a girl asks " Why is Wikipedia available if it's not a reliable source ? " So are these ALL supposed I be about * cables * ? We're not your dogs . Now stop fucking with us . the fuck is wrong with this world ? The chair ... heh .. am I the only one who opened the photo , thought it was shopped . Read the comments , and opened it again ? The fact that that made ANAL_PLUNDERING make this face Dead Space 2 , 70.6 MB Well , this guys wasn't a * salesman * per se , but he was trying to sell me an idea , in a way . Anyways , just some dude I knew was talking to and somehow the topic of meat came up . He declared himself a vegan to me , and I inquired as to why . His argument : " dude , humans have molars , we're only meant to be herbivores . " your friend rob works for national geographic ? Verizon rep told my boss that " because 4G downloads stuff faster , it uses less data " when she was trying to justify their capped data plans . I would sacrifice a day of my time just to stand near this display and smack the hell out of anyone that tried to buy that game . Can't tell if poe .. I know , right ? I feel like I'm in that really bad gun shop with bitchy employees . What is a crab spider doing under a pillow . Not gonna lie , if my cat died from something like that I would kill whoever was responsible . I have been told by a best buy employee trying to sell me a macbook pro that MACs can process JPEGs faster than PCs , being a programmer , needless to say .. > Me : " Okay ..... Can I get your email address ? " Customer : " .... " Me : " Phone number ? " " ........... I bought every issue of that series and a few months later it's not even canon . Fuck . Now I want Taco Bell . Awesome ! Yeah , since I wasn't looking for a traditional ring I learned fast to not say the word ' wedding ' for any reason under the sun . It always ended in hard up sells and insistence that anything less than a giant diamond in platnium would leave me a bitter and resentful shell of a human being in less than a year . It does , but it also decreases enjoyment of sex . I'll have what he's having . Yes , I am . GIVE ME A HUG . This happens to me a the time . It even says I have 26 unread messages and there is nothing in my mail . Is it blink hate or what ? I might need to see these said pics ... ya know , for science An appliance salesman once told my family and I that during its washing cycle , a dishwasher will heat the water to somewhere between 75 and 80 degrees fahrenheit I'm the same way with Santa i always see his face as this --> I read " He has an awesome birth defect ... " Neil Tyson needs to do another AMA so I can ask him how he feels about that image Full penis removal would decrease the risk of infection and STDs much more effectively . Why stop at circumcision ? I demand tons of froggies all over the webpage . A lot of parents ( including some I know ) , when asked why they did it to their boys , will say " so he's like all the other kids and they don't make fun of him . " You'd better not really be five . i was that friend The last one . Umm they are * his * films he can do whatever he wants to them ..... We have three air conditioners in our home in Kyushu . Not only do they cost through the roof to have connected ( just one costs 2,160 yen per month ) , but as soon as the room is heated .... bang , it's cold again ..... Wow ... so all those years of braces back home mean jack shit here ? Dang ! .... ... where other systems are one wolf ( or many ) deciding which sheep they want to eat from their collection My brother said it happens a lot on his drive to work with squirrels . Over the 25 years or so driving to work he said he's probably hit 100 of them . It sucks that most people today wouldn't even know who half those bands are . In fact I once met a girl who didn't know who The Rolling Stones were So hopefully someone can answer this for me . How does one attain Mew without cheats or glitches ? According to Bulbapedia , on Red / Blue / Green its only attainable via trade .... really ? ? ? Not sure if trolling ... TIL the magic mirror is a pedophile . I was expecting a cute panda fucking ... Nothing . I was laying down and he decided to run up my back , not realizing that he is the clumsiest cat on earth . He slipped off , and held on for dear life . You posted this in r / movies yesterday why won't this link turn purple Always when I'm ready to go to bed .... Me either ... I'm running on empty at 4am ... Toddlers & Tiaras - All New - Next ... this was so hard to read as i have a brother What the .. ? When did I say it's bad or I care about the number of upvotes ? nice try friend You wrote testing buddy That is what I just said , Ma ... ce s-a intamplat cu videoul ? That's my name . Me too Does one of them involve a blow job ? Pretty sure this falls under NSFW . Was anyone else expecting the page to just show a gigantic red NO and the Dumb Bitch rage face ? That's kinda how I see CoP parking and I live in they city Start with a treehouse , end with a space-airport on top of a tree . Why ? I just switched to the seat next to me Until someone goes missing . Then the real ' ' fun ' ' begins . Yeah , I like gappy walks , that's cool , but fucking stitches . With no anaesthetic . Your dog looks sad , frightened . Something bad is in your house , and it wants you outta there . why would you address me as " bro " ? Her parents will ma'am would you like to hold your brand new baby corpse More to the point , what to expect from people who create backronyms ? ( Yes , you , too , congress . Video removed by user Utopia is a country ? ? ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ octagon control I'm sure you have happier cats Because it's inconvenient is just as good a reason to murder a baby . I'm a Nord And now you're being downvoted . Hey , you're not Sylvatica ! Bless her soul ... I've been told that I " clearly don't know what it's like to have a child " if I think that kids don't need a truly painful beating , so I dunno , I think some of these people were actually serious Not unlike someone yesterday ... Happy birthday , dude ! BTW , if you really want to smile today , just turn to Animal Planet and watch The Puppy Bowl . Neither the hardest nor the saddest motherfucker can watch the puppy bowl and not smile .... unless they are soulless . However ... " Discover your monkeyness " You browse 9gag It's the very first link in OP I always thought they were like lights or something , holy fuck . Square ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? This is xbox .... Taste the Rainbow . Erm ... It feels like Warcraft , AND World of Warcraft ... ? The reason for the " " They fell into the cart " he tells me . The content owner has not made this material available on mobile . I was told by a verizon employee that if my sister was using a Mac computer and that it runs flash fine then her iPhone will run flash as well as if somehow the laptop magically provide flash capability to people who own Mac laptops . Heaven , think again on what you write here . Where are all the people ? Your speling it rong ... This was my high school graduation song People always look a little surprised when I tell them I'm currently going for a BS in physics and astronomy , and that I enjoy trying to teach myself programming . It's more of an , " Aww , look , the little girl is doing science ! " and I proceed to get dismissed . I can't believe you have a masters degree and don't understand this . Is now when I facepalm ? I think I'm having an aneurysm because of this My god , it's a fellow oregent Wrong subreddit Yes ... That's what I do ... the count the amount of up clicks ... I have you tagged as " karma whore idiot " If I hear " man up " or " don't be a pussy " one more time , I swear I will make a cracker wish I would " woman the fuck back down " . The sad part is ... This is true Ken's body is bleeding into the puppy's food bowl . Does she have the lyrics written on her arm ? Thanks for reminding me about Tiptoes , OP . Checkmate Christians . Inte säker på om jag ska upvota för att du pekar ut något dåligt på aftonbladet eller downvota för att du faktiskt var på aftonbladet I know where you shop , I've been there . I work at a liquor store and we would have these .. if there was a team in the south what kind of gang says excus me good sir ? As someone who lives in Florida , your glass bottle Coke sold here is regular coke with HFCS in glass bottles with a higher markup . Really ? How do you " find " it ? Do people set their homepage to porn websites ? lady gaga was not the first nor the last to have that concept . Reddit Enhancement Suite . Lose a life , get killed by a Keese . Pay the rupees , can't buy a shield if a Like-Like eats it . But 0.15 MR at level 1 is game changing I don't like you That explains so much . I wonder why none of my doctors have ever told me this ? No one tells me anything weak ... Does anyone else think Cinderella looks like a man with a wig ? Dat repost ! Are you talking about cannon at rock crabs or people going into cannon ? I had someone do this , and get pissed off when it said the universe was 13 billion years old instead of ya know ... 6 thousand Shit . I do this too , but only when I'm in bed . Sometimes I'll keep one alternate life for weeks or months before it gets boring and I make up another one . It helps me to fall asleep . But I find when I'm depressed I start imagining myself beaten or stabbed to death and waiting to die . ... There Will Be Blood , obviously Does anyone but me think that Cinderella looks like a guy ? He said an Alternative 2 Mother of god , those selectionists will stop at nothing You also never replied to that one email I sent ... There's a ghost behind steve in the last picture Excuse me , but I think you're mistaken ... I know this is ridiculous , but does it not look pretty badass when the cops on horses start moving in Man put some ice in that whiskey It also says Nook kids you should see my history The fuck . Can't tell if middle finger or subliminal penis ... You're the guy who got the more like SHIT WEEBS SAY Requires a bit of a story . My twin brother and I , when we were ... 10 ( ? ) we went to an ice skating rink thing with an arcade and all that . We were playing air hockey against each other when a black kid ( about the same age ) went up to us , and forced the puck into my brother's goal every time . I won 10-0 . The black kid pointed at me and shouted " BLACK PEOPLE RULE " . We're clearly Mexican ... I ... . ______________ . I remember how G4 did a documentary on fight clubs and yup , guess what they were all talking about . Your just the worst kind of person Thank you for posting this recipe ! When I saw there were hits from reddit , I was like This is not what I wanted when I said I wanted beer can chicken . What can be seen cannot be unseen . That made no sense whatsoever Ever heard of columbine ? Burnout rate They run the clock in soccer too . I just freaked the fuck and flailed around my room ..... thanks ... What's awful is when they say , " There is nothing wrong with you ! I just like this guy more . " and legit mean it . I mean ... wtf ? So I'm a great guy , good in bed , and still getting dumped ? That's not how a head on crash looks like . Their is something wrong with these people I know it's not serious , but it bugs me that they apparently never realised that being observed IS interaction with things in this reality ... My name is Thomas some people even call you the terran killer . HAHA . This ... Was from 2009 ? Why did i not find out about this till now ? ( I read everything This is interesting to know I spend nights at Best Westerns but rarely use their net , now I know what will happen if I decided to . thankyou , looking at the thumbnail of this rage , makes it look even more creepy ....... Did you mean to say GIF ? Middle guy doing ' dat ass ' face Reddit , the personal stalker .. I live very close to there . Good thing I wasn't having sex 18 years ago ! At first I Zone of the Enders video game . I was 24 . Yes , I even have friends telling me " it's not a big deal " . Fuck from the ass ? Peter Gabriel - So . Yes , I'm old . Three hour drive if you drive like a mad-man . We don't even want to talk about the yellow house's ... Its not even ripe . think of the drop in prices ! ... paranormal activity But this is the only part you have pictures for ? ... The fuck , dude . The fuck ? Now thanks to you , everybody's googling that . The temparature was - 25C ( 77 degrees ) . That means no lessons . I was forced to go to school by my parents , because they thought it was - 20C ( they use a weather app that doesn't even collect data from the local weather station do you have an upper lip of steel ? yeah it gets pretty bad . I went to school at Mercyhurst so I lived in Erie for 5 years ... and as you know there really isn't much to do in erie other than fish or go to cell block Excuse me ! You seem to have missed an accent rated V for ... vegan friendly ? Rory seems a bit more ... * * a * * white ? Top 8 masters of a brand new division I have a great business plan : All we need is a hugely talented programmer who can do it all for us and we will have the new reddit in about 3 weeks . Who's in ? Yeah ! Re-release old games . Again ! That's the way forward . Hell , maybe if I put some swear words into my presentation people will agree . FUCK YEAH SHITBALLS BITCHFROG ETC ! ! ... Jack off sleeves Well it worked . Note that this was at around 5pm and that I put eyeliner on at about 10am , it's called routine and looking presentable even if it is for yourself . Why does my eyeliner raise so much concern to you people Hey ! as a betta lover .. these people piss me off .. It was wispy on the show " After the * 24 - hour-a-day drilling work * is over , scientists are to take samples of lake water * which penetrates through the crack . * " Must ... Resist ... Sex joke .... Random knobhead in the crowd flashing lasers That chick is quite annoying . Does he also wear shirts and talk about how things used to be cheaper when he was younger ? ? Then so did Terry Those wheels ... > don't just say " Oh I like that too ! Hahahahahahha we're so alike ! " I can't up vote this enough . The only problem is , when they hear the fan , they know you're pinching a loaf . So they probably huddle by the door to scrutinize your every plop and splash . At least ... that's what goes on in my mind ... My family used to enjoy burning Native Americans . Can't help but think , if all this futuristic tech is available to average people , what the fuck NASA must be using then ? My issue there is I'm installing themes from ithemesky.com . Which doesn't have a repo / section on Cydia to my knowledge . And well frankly the sections on Cydia are horrible to navigate Yikes ... Imagine if that thing clamped down on your finger I tried to press Escape to get away from fullscreen , then I realised I wasn't watching the stream . I am the Shadow Warrior Only 2 hours ? Always shaco . You think that's bad , I got a friend who takes his laptop with him seriously .... five days ago ... I'm not on 9gag so its nice to see it on reddit I don't even speak German but I know what that means . So ya posted it on the internet Not revealing his actual email address , but it had maniac in it oh my god , i woke up i found this went from 1 upvote to 802 Give her a lick ? What's with all the Bosnians these last couple of days ? And here I thought I was special * Old * Westerns ? Young Guns was released in 1988 . Get off my lawn They also 9/10 times dont even read a page of the bills they vote for . Really is scary . I always remember a quote by one of them , forget who it was ( someone can correct the name ) though said , " We need to pass these bills to find out whats in them . " Sneaky long objects , they always stand around when you're running through the house naked It asks for my username and password , not sure if I should trust or not ... Yes ... because science and shit like that are just more religions ... You couldn't find water to wash yourself with , next to an OCEAN ? ! This is not a subreddit I puked a little in my mouth thanks I don't really get the fascination with Ambien . Take drug , black out , do potentially stupid or dangerous things . Sounds like a good time . As a Giants and Real Madrid fan , After Reddit , crotch fruits automatically made my mind go to jolly ranchers . She deleted it Karma isn't worthless , It's based off the same thing federal reserve notes are ! ! ( this is from a huge hippy type ) That we are seeing a surge in the popularity of gluten free baked goods because " We are only born with a certain amount of the enzymes required to break down gluten , and people are starting to run out " All your life ? Y u no take picture from the same angle ? ლ ( Why is it that every time I see your comments they're like this one ? The website is at the bottom of the image . Don't tell me that a Harem will be bad ! ! Anime says its fucking awesome ! I wanna make love to a young school boy Smoking a hooka ( shisha ) out in public . People can get sketched out , but there's nothing illegal about it . Unless you are in one of those parks where it is illegal to smoke anything ( I'm looking at you , San Francisco And don't even get me started on lillypads ... Good observation anal_penetration Because mobile phone data is just like Jews . do what i do , wait until the game has been out for a year and it's generally like 50 % less ... unless it's a fucking mario game I have mixed feelings about Drizzt . I enjoyed the character , but I would like to have a campaign with a PC Drow that doesn't seem like a complete rip off of the character Gypsies * aren't * Finnish people And when all you have is a hammer , everything starts to look like a nail . Take that back ! , butter and sugar on grits gross ? ... ever had oatmeal ? Poor trigger discipline with a loaded firearm from one girl and Mexican carry in sweat pants or the " plaxico carry " style on the other . Well done sir . Oh , shit So you took advantage of an emotionally distressed girl , obviously traumatized by a previous rape , who was so drunk she had puked twice and forgotten her shoes ? Bravo ... Bravo ..... you must feel like quite the man ..... Hey , I like turtles Stupid fucking lightning chipmunk That's what I thought at first , but [ DWD ] ( / b " ' For the Night's Watch ' I appreciate the lack of condescension in this last post ( except that last line Except , 15 swedish miles is 150km Problems with " * * sum * * " stupid people ... Yes , this is retarded . I had a pantheon who just got our own blue come steal my blue from the enemy jungle . I was cass Wait ... imgur deletes pictures if they aren't viewed enough ? Why am I switching to Imgur from Photobucket then ? goldfish have a 3 second memory , if you still believe that well , it loads decently for me . Needs some mayo Well , you aren't the first one ( so take a number and stay in line ! ) Both she and I received plenty of Not the same person All those who actually speak french ... The quote is actually , " Show them the MEDAL ( singular ) I won ! " At which point Kif points to the medal on Zapp's chest . Also , this quote is from a different episode than the one in the screenshot . Nice try though . Still .... kinda ... funny ..... I felt weird giving you the 69th upvote I already did . Have you tried using a numbing cream ? Also , these guys saying , " Now you know what it's like to be a guy " , there's a difference between being horny all the time and having random , uncontrollable orgasms all the time . Strange , I just gave him the 69th upvote too .. No , I am looking for friends too . But I just read some of your comments and I honestly do not know what to think of some of them . lol A bit strange my friend . Plus , straight men seem to have a hard time just being friends with me . I am SO gay , but for some reason they think they can change my mind or something . Why in fuck are you being downvoted Those * are * quite nice , but he's asking $ 400 - $ 600 . I came here to say the same thing . It better not be WaWa In Florida and a few other states , it's legal for first cousins to marry . What's a Floppy Drive Manga Stream . > They still have slaves in Africa . I don't see people getting rich . Of course they don't share many similarities . Why the hell would anyone buy it otherwise That's just mean That's more effective than using Splash in a battle I looked at it for a minute . Didn't get it . Looked again . I read that as furries Biddle ? That's a name ... He killed Jose Chavez and Samuel Rodriguez . Jerry is a lean mean Hispanic-killing machine Better not have used Harden . I'm curious as to why you have a rule for this ... I tried to feel this when I first read it , and then I realized how stupid I was . Then I opened it up on another computer just now and tried to feel it again . Or gore porn never saw one It must just be that one place on the map . Because I swear I was in that exact location when I was attacked by exactly that configuration of mobs . big time rush Ok ill play this game Troll . :/ the ad is using stereotypes of " Asian " ( whatever the fuck that means ) people in general that are common memes among hate groups . The most obvious one is the broken engrish pronunciation of the last name Stabenow as Spenditnow , you know cause " all those slant eyes all talk like that " What does this have to do with the iPhone specifically ? BTW , this was taken in Georgia I read " rotting " at rather then " rioting " for a moment Siphoning karmies off of other people Graduated several years ago , but yeah , live near Sandhills . It is not really that interesting ... Not for Reddit ... Goddamn it . * Just * failed No-Fap February . * * Why didn't you tag NSFW . * * yeah because you're a black female this video is relevant to you . Obviously shopped . I try to keep my car safe , but some jackass in my office's parking lot decided to back into my car . I probably work in the same department as him ( or her ) ... then ... than ... The title makes it seems as if he's still growing At a bar , he came up to me and , without introducing himself at all , said " Hey , my girlfriend and I think you're hot , so what do you say to a threesome ? " You magnificent bastard . Read Vigan and understood it like you were asking if he was Vegan . Wtf . Holy crap look how tiny that girls pupils are I out grew mine waiting for the picture to load . I don't know , there are some weird laws . Everything was accurate , except that a girl wouldn't leave her girlfriend who's doing shots surrounded by 12 guys to hook up . or maybe she was eating a lightsaber Didn't your doctor tell you not to do any strenuous activity for two weeks ? " And keep the news free and fair and balanced , as they do on Fox " ... ' Tis a shame WoW hasn't been anything to sneeze at in 2 years , I'd probably be more entertained by this . I've been super bitter towards Blizzard since post-Ulduar * * But shrimp and crab are not fish 21 ? Thats a pretty massive vacation group . And dont even try to lie to me . You're just passing * through * California . You're going to see a donkey show aren't you Honestly , before I looked at the title properly and looked at the picture I thought you were an mtf , and I thought to myself " oh I'm so sorry chick but no ... " and then I re-read the title and saw it said ftm not mtf and I was like " wait , what ? Did anyone else notice the advertisements below those pictures shit what an exciting game to watch . the radio announcer in the 3rd , when both teams were getting shots to fall , jokingly said the first team to miss loses . right after that david lee missed a shot I would be lucky to be able to rage over fast-growing hair . I don't like where this is going Exactly---some cats just like to perch . When our cat went from covered litter box to open , he would still just perch on the edge of the big open one and then tip the whole thing over Show was awesome man ! Confetti canons and everything ! But yeah I'm probably going to skip the Aoki and go straight for Dadalife and Ruski and Nero at myth ! Well see , I think Nero is on a Monday I'm a heterosexual girl so not so much eye candy for me but god damn it I wish I could do my eye makeup like that . I'd be all I thought you were talking about your penis Can't tell if serious .. HA ! I have better accuracy than you > Why is it every time I see you around , you honor your username ? Nebraska's concept is a helmet with a helmet on it . As a female college student apparently I'm supposed to be getting naked with my friends and shaking our boobs at each other every other night as we get wasted and then three couples have sex in the same room and like , give each other high fives during and swap partners . Wires .... So many Wires I feel like I stared at this for too long Yeah ... I don't think that's true . Troll science Tiempo De Aventura * Tiempo De Aventura * " Hora De Aventura " is " Adventure Hour " . Chewbacca is scary as shit ... Not sure if he wants to live with a felon . It freakin ' rained . That was a complete Rickroll Nope , people here think he is Jim Plunkett . The guitar is not plugged in It looks like he's duck-faced I disliked Half Life 2 before it was cool . The memes sure caught on like fire last night ... The one time I left my stuff in a study lounge to use the bathroom , a police officer left a note saying " Don't leave your stuff out while you're away or someone could take it . " I caught my cousin masterbating to naked pictures of his sister when we were younger That links to a site that sells viagra I almost didn't click because of this warning My mom thinks everything is Starcraft . I'm playing Skyrim and she sees the lack of mass unit control and she goes " Playing Starcraft again ? " Somewhat related : I had a friend in college who thought only humans had vaginas . We were watching some show and one of the characters mentioned a dog giving birth from its vagina . My friend bursts out laughing and exclaims " Dog don't have vaginas ! " . We all gave him the This ... is my default " I'm not focusing on something important " state . And here comes the creepiness . Did i say it was a good prediction or just a prediction ? Is it mandatory for guys to take off their shirts when they take pictures of themselves ? I went to press the downvote button on at least 5 of them before my brain processed that I was on Facebook and not Reddit . But some of them were pretty good . My roommate made one that really only applies to herself ... " earned the right " to be your priority ? Improper use of successful black man I once flew Air France out of Philly to Paris when I was headed to study-abroad . Delicious salmon , rice , vegetables , etc . Free drinks / wine / beer . Several months later , I am at the airport ready to come back to the states ... turns out there was some kind of merger which created " Sky Team . " My Air France flight was now " operated " by Delta . My return-home meal : microwavable pizza . Then I hate you . Why the We once had a survey come back with a negative score because the user didn't get his paycheck on time . On a more serious note , Rousimar Palhares's name confused the fuck out of me . I kept hearing Mike Goldberg talk about this Paul Harris guy , wondering why he's using someone's full name all of a sudden . Later on I was even more perplexed to know Brazilians had names like Paul Harris . It all made so much sense later Why do I have you tagged as " Sister Masturbates " ? take the puppies , take the robot , but you leave me with my monkey What if that's what Leslie tries to do for Ron's birthday ? I paid full price 3 days ago . It's best that I don't repeat it Is this where the peeing logos come from ? " Michael Vangelo " As a vegetarian I avoid North American McDonald's altogether , as their version of a " vegetarian burger " is a big Mac without the meat . It'd been good , if it were yourself that made that story I believe it was I who said that . What's with the quotes in Social Sciences ? The Infographic says " In places like Labrador and Nova Scotia " . Is there mummering in Nova Scotia ? Lived here all my life and never seen it . The University of Iowa > Just as much as it is racism to feel the same way about colored people . So we have YOU guys to blame , eh ? It hit NYU about two days ago . Now my feed is filled with several quite funny memes , and a shitton of misused ones . And I don't give one fuck . I was playing demolition today , planted both of the bombs , and was second on the team . I got the last kill defending the bomb with my riot shield , and I go " heh , got the last kill " And he says well you still went 3 and 7 . Made me go Haven't installed or deleted anything I was fortunate enough to have both , but was unlucky enough to have the dancing Jar-Jar one too ... I didn't ask for this . I was just going over the meme page and like 1/10 are actually done properly ... No clue where that is from IRL ... but ... Its eyes look human now that was posted already Was reading and started ... hmmm , then InTrade markets give Paul a 2.3 % chance of receiving the nomination . Keep in mind that people frequently report the moon as a UFO . " Slightly " I dunno man . That sounds kind of scary . I always get mild pain in the lower back .. but upper back and in the spine ? not quite the same , but a couple of times le gay , liberal moi had to act as if I were a " moderate republican " around some of my dad's hunting buddies just so there wouldn't be friction . these were hardcore " nobama's a muslin commie " types ( my dad is not btw , but good hunting leases can be hard to come by ... ) Your game opens to two dead stripped down Storm-cloaks awkwardly groping a Frostbite spider . What do you mean * was * ? Should have asked her how do people have siblings since after sex your dick explodes ...... What the hell kind of weed have you been smoking ? Sure seems like it True , and I know the debate of what is and what isn't WTF is definitely heated here . But I guess if you think or spout out WTF at something that makes you go This is happening everywhere , my high school now has its own " Meme Page " Let's say we all get frustrated for around 5 seconds after being back stabbed , that comes out as 12 hours of frustration . People constantly saying EVERYTHING is " Awkward " or " Intense " an arrow > Oh god why ... What the fuck did I read ? Or do you just copy and paste it ? 404 ' d Trop cons pour apprendre une autre langue ? Ennemi héréditaire ... ? At least with Santorum we don't have to worry about gay corporations getting married . Avoid girls named Lolita , for one . Welp , better hurry up and get it while the gettin ' is still good . > All of them on ps3 worked for me . I platinumed the game then switched to PC and came at the graphics bro and will never go back . Except for DLC trophies . What does " plot " mean in this context Guess they want you to choose between bridge tolls getting out of NJ , or taking your chances on US - 1 ! Ryan is currently based in Vancouver , Canada specializing in Erotic Nude Photography O geez .. That was painful . The ultimate 8 years ? ! Sometimes when my daddy touches me , I feel sad . Naruto and Sasuke fight . Sasuke kills Naruto . The end . No conclusion to the war , no Naruto becoming Hokage , nothing . THE END . It would just be considered a shitty photoshop job by most standards . The other hard hat doesn't have a ' GT ' sticker ! I saw that , so I switched to the EU server for some serious play . There I was confronted with an all-huntsman enemy team . - Stares back - " IAMA Guy who does casual anal stretches at night " For the love of your cat , please remove the hartz flea collar . Hartz kills cats , not fleas . > my dad likes to Photoshop himself into movies and movie posters . This is the result . Ya know , you say " DICKS COVERED IN SHIT OR GTFO ! ! ! ! Spoiler alert . I like the skin , but I don't think you understand that Leave it to reddit to down vote someone's opinion on where * * they * * like to sit The 3rd Birthday . This is constantly happening . Or Canadian Righhttt ... Your boss .... losing all control of their anus for several hours " minor side effects " And generates karma sorry to be cliche but They called him a pop star She's choosing to act out her stupid lifestyle on TV , so don't you dare judge her ! What does this have to do with the original post ? ? The original post had the Furthermore , LoL is a direct copy of DotA trying to get fans by doing shit like this . I can't believe a post from this weird / boring subreddit is on the front page * * redditor for four minutes . Please tell me you washed your hands after eating those wings > no spaghetti Dog , simply because I know it can be done without harm . We could tell just from looking at your name The first thing my brain said was " wow she's beautiful , " then I remembered the scene that's from , and my brain said " ಠ_ಠ don't get a boner I read " Inappropriate places to hit women " thats the part that made you ever think if you stopped destroying nature it'd stop trying to destroy you ? So you're contradicting yourself by saying will do work for free , but the moment its commercialized its payment . How do I avoid doing homework through the night now ? its a self post I would turn off the TV and read a few books so that next time I would avoid spelling the word " cabin " incorrectly . You can disable phone for life . Go to apple and claim phone stolen . Once it connects I iTunes no matter what they do it will say " phone is disabled " . If they contact apple there is a slight chance you get your phone back . What is wrong with that guy with his blue aura I don't How is that graph gradually declining when the site has been shutdown completely ? How could someone upvote this thread ? It doesn't even have a drop Reddit's not even on the dropdown " Percentage of men who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught : 74 % " ....... Yeah , marginalia are great , but underlining really ought to be done with a ruler , not freehand ( and imo preferably with a pencil , too ) . > Actually I think you're just sucking Namecheap.com cock here With what flow ? I didnt sign up to be mike rowe when i joined solo queue Come now . Although I do very much dislike the quick sand spots referral ... Well , my imagination is going way too far for me on this one . Physics class , right hand rule : " You guys are going to be using your right hands a lot in this class " AD fails and my Support Janna is suddenly " dat fucking noob Janna who never heals . " But .. action movies ? My first rectal exam was a sneak attack . I was in the ER and the doctor walked in and said " alright roll on your side , I need to check you out . " Not know what he was referring to but in too much pain to ask , I assumed the position . About ten seconds later I felt a sharp pain in my ass What classes ? ... you better be taking at least 1 science class Looks like someone already vaped it , then attempted to smoke the right nug but didn't finish it . You want tf2 items and don't know what a key is ? First time I've ever clicked into the comments to get a link for more details and it's not the first comment . for now its futile I see what you did there ... One of whom was voiced by a well-known black actress . Way to go , Disney What was once broken can be reforged . And the breakers can get their faces smashed in The Facebook picture , you know , the thing OP posted ? no more gishkis until fucking july ? Yes , lets not legally obtain out software . A THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS ! I read 2 . as Take wife to velociraptor . first of all , don't call them the " first 3 " ( haha jk ... but seriously When I ride the skytrain with someone , I sometimes ask them to pull the stop request for the next stop . Their hand usually gets half way up before I get a So having an invisible statue is special treatment , but having a real statue isn't ? What about the not serious ones . The lame thing is they always start at the highest amount and don't seem to go case-by-case . I got caught with < 1 gram in 2010 and they started at $ 1000 * * plus loss of license * * . I spent a good amount on a shitty lawyer and got it reduced to $ 500 and no loss of license , but still plead guilty . All for < 1 gram . Artist was Redditing Print an entire website and put it into a binder so my boss could read it later . 4th picture down ... if the point was that for every fuck that was significantly longer than 85 seconds , there had to be several that were shorter than 85 seconds to balance it out , I don't think that really discredits the " So this answer implies that men should be prosecuted for rape without any evidence I can't think of an explanation for this being uttered that doesn't end in me going Oh go away . He meant de jure ' intensive purposes ' I was quoting Family Guy Meanwhile in the unnecessarily long WOW support ticket queue : exploding hollow points We don't know their end game yet . They might be buttering us up for the imminent takeover . How did you hit the floor with an uppercut ? Watching the view ? ? ... we have a sports team ? Oh my god , bonzibuddy ? That thing is from hell . I Finally convinced my aunt to upgrade her computer About 2 years ago . She was using a PC with 64 MB Ram running windows 98 . every time a doorbell rings when a pizza commercial comes on my dog goes crazy . we don't even have a doorbell France's reaction : Also , Microsoft doesn't understand the difference between KB and KiB . Explorer uses kibibytes for file sizes , but it calls then kilobytes . What the fucking fuck did I just watch ? Enjoy your $ 1000 Izhmash You don't get it . He is a skull that's on fire and he uses chains.you just don't get how awesome that is . I know some people who don't use any screws . I have the weirdest boner right now . Bunch of weeners using this as an excuse to get upset over carnal knowledge laws ... pathetic , just control your junk , can't tell developed from undeveloped or just beleive it's unfair coz you can't tell your weenie no ? Plenty of fish , but Oh , you loved her Y U NO credit the site that made this ? Your retarded I googled myself and all I got was this stain in my pants ... This is some shit I'd expect UVA students to be saying As in the rage pose , I don't have a mustache . Don't give me the look of disapproval , sir . i thought this was only me .. If you burn or destroy you iPhone or any apple product . The Chinese or lesser being yeah all shops are supposedly open at 8 , but he meanders up to his shop sometime around 9 . That looks more like Shadow , Chance is black and white .... so is Sassy , for that matter This is brilliant . She could take the number 00 in honor of I get " You look like my past 4 girlfriends ! " a lot . JESUS CHRIST ! THIS ISN'T EVEN A FWP ! WHERE IS THE PROBLEM ! ! ! NOWHERE That was fantastic . It was really depressing to see the few comments who managed to read ( or maybe not read it ) and conclude you just don't want people to get paid for their work . The one guy who said something along the lines of " so your boss can just say he's not paying you for the work your did ? ! ? ! " Nobody can reading comprehension . Useless test / skill ! scumbag logic teacher : " I teach logic , muthafucker ! " - proceeds to steal the guy's case . That cross in her chest , They're called implant body modifications or " Transdermals " . Seriously , I thought Redditors were a bit more educated than this . I don't get the France one interesting indeed . i guess i could shoot an email over to blue diamond to try to find out WTF . I meant unsubscribe from everyone's comments and likes " You will single-handedly have done more damage to Scotland than virtually any event in Scottish history . " Get that magnet away from the LCD screen ! ! ! I definitely saw this on / r / new last night ........ You'll pickle your liver but you won't take aspirin ? The Truth Ministry ? That sounds dangerously close to The Ministry of Truth . I got the word twilight , and I typed Bella . for the imgur title , i must its weird seeing the Laker home yellow jersey at the Boston Garden There's an option to insert the look of disapproval ? ! Now I can finally erase that note from my notes app that just says " Kobe hasn't taken a shot Damn it people , not everything has to have " America " in it . I'm complaining about the fact that the meme is misused ... Gained 25 pounds . And while it is actually on television we only get three episodes . Pokemon Yellow . Refuses to drink coffee on the grounds that it is a drug , seems to think jacking off in a public restroom is perfectly acceptable behaviour . " plenty of juice left in it . " I meant playing with beads and lotion WITH YOUR HANDS ... My friends did this to me and the guy who sits next to me liked it ... and it wasn't about penis it was " I'm really confused about my sexuality right now " . You mean ' ' The Doctor ' ' . Don't make me get my whovians over here now . Fine . Did you have to post this ? The chick looks exactly like Lexi Belle You can't escape cats on reddit He really believes USA is first What's worse is when people think they are longer than they actually are , and basically end up pissing all over the floor and the seat . If you are hung like a girl , sit down and piss like one Don't worry , it happens at every sub joint . Even Subway does that to me and then I do this : Ms . Davalos ? I think when you put in " humpy " you get a verb instead of a name of a character . Hahah , they're all waiting for the punchline too . Deep Glamor What do you mean " bare with it " ? Step # 1 . ) Put down the book ... what yeah , way to advance the private school stereotype . This is how I feel with manga , except for some it's more like wiat a week , then wait 3 days , then 3 weeks , back to a week ... What the shit ? I agree . This could use a NSFW / NSFL tag We still have r / ClopClop ... This same couch came with my furnished apartment That's like saying you can fuck but not have sex . You've got heart kid , I'll gi ( " Ten things " I was sort of right . He is definitely on par with any other APs with decent lategames it's just that he is a caster-carry but lacking the endgame hyperscaling of an actual carry . Also I have to point out that I never said Ryze's early game weak . They charge to get in ... Wow . This is really amazing . I'm a 2 - D artist . This made me feel very ..... Slacker-y . The last story i heard 10 years ago form my mom ... > * compile * matlab wtf did i just see I thought it meant his interest dips at run-time . This is a poor chart . Even in my senior year of high school , our teachers treated us like that . That stuff'll kill ya ! I didn't know it could cause AIDS though > Please stop declaring your opinions as universal truth . C + ? Haha yes he got scammed pretty hard in that trade . And sorry to break the wall here , but , truth be told , all he got was axtinguishers because the caption would have run way too long if he would have received an assortment of strange festive flamethrowers and vintage merryweathers no shit . Simply put : At first I was like * <----------- ENTER NUMBER OF DOMAINS THAT GODADDY SHOULD LOOSE HERE my dad makes a point of never calling it brazilian jujitsu . Instead he calls it venezualan karate , bolivian judo , chilean aikido ... you get the idea I realy want to be sarcastic , please tell me he's sarcastic You raise an interesti-YES IT IS ! For all Reddit knows she could be an student archeologist who was going to goon some amazing fossil dig that will change the face of science . Reddit knows * nothing * about this girl . It's beyond ridiculous that they've jumped to the conclusion that she was going there for purely recreational proposes English is not my mother tongue , but often I feel like * I'm * using the English language and grammar more accurate than a lot of people who actually ARE native speakers . yeah I gave the url a stern because he wasnt the poster boy for faceroll casters before . Anywhere I can get some japaroonies . Now I know how 4Chan feels ..... Blame depends entirely on the nature of your relationship with your mother . no Greedo ? Wow ಠ_ಠ thank you for this I never thought to drag that thing down , you just made my day ಠ_ಠ Thats one hell of a luck . But you know what bugs me most ? 12 FPS lol lol lol Are those 3D glasses ? That ... that's actually a good idea . Settings , here I come ! ಠ_ಠ Skyler in Breaking bad gets my vote too . It's those eyes Oh ic , reddit thinks they know better than Berkeley So .... ADOBE wants to talk to others about security ? Kelwyn , you should know by now that AFL is a joke , but , you are correct , that isn't rugby ... Scumbag Cheating Morgana . Has no items , still has huge sustain I don't know if any girl can sound like Phil Anselmo . And if they can then ...... But swallowing your brother is okay . about to upvote , then saw username . I really , really hope this image doesn't become a popular meme Here I was takeing my A + course when one of my classmates comments on how knowledgable I was with computers . Then She proceeds to ask me if I could fix her tredmill You air your junk out ... at work ? also : * > Y por supuesto , muchos de ellos " inspirados " en los de aqu í upvoted for British Sports Car Masochist . Lucas electronics is the best ! What hub What's with the caramel syrup on your desk Guys , you know this was taken from this subreddit precisely , posted on the cheezburger site about a week ago , and now it's back again , right ? Not tryin to get anyone's undergarments in a wad-like fashion but I want to punch Shirley in her fat black Christian fundie face . I wanted Sagat to go Unbelievable ... I once ordered a Natty Boh and was told they only had Natty Light Out of all that data , THAT's what you chose to learn ? Sure there isn't any confirmation bias going on there ? > I'm confident you're just as vocal when " terrorists " are labeled " Islamist " or " Muslims " . Just wanted to say I found out what was wrong . There was no primary key set .. and we wonder why kids are bad at math . Zisteau is not obscure Oh God , I thought I was the only one . I used that ( with a bunch of other faces ) by copying and pasting as well , but then I started using keyboard shortcuts . Eg , I set What would this do and why do you have 6k RP > ? Hadnt had a problem with no fap february til now . Fucking viral marketing Oh look at that ... Stoned ... class ... this sure isn't disturbing one bit .... I was out to dinner with a group of girl friends . Our waiter was douchey and snarky . He gave of the impression that he subscribed to the whole be an asshole to a girl to get her school of thought . As we were leaving he blocked my way and said , " Nice tits . " The only reason I'm posting the dogs its because this was one of those one in a million moments where the little one was just chilling and not destroying everything around her . Yep . White on black is ... society . Twin turbo on a 4 cylinder ? Nope . Nice try . Yeah ... something doesn't add up Gary Oldman in The Professional . " Honey , the chicken tastes a little odd . " " I didn't cook any chicken tonight " " yes , yes it is . Took me a week to figure out how , too I have mine set up so that when I type dissapointed it does this : This has les to things like me once texted my girlfriend something to the effect of : I guess I'm just a little They didn't lock trunks . * It's kind of hot in retrospect * It's like ... you've still just taken a topless picture of yourself on your webcam and shared it with the world ... I can't stomach this logic . So ... did you find out who bought that for you ? " Love your wife " ... either someone who loves her or someone who's telling you to love her Dat ... nothing > > implying pros make the best guides Definitely Charizard . He would fuck me up . Nice try , peelers . At first I was all like " oh I like the bold colors " then I saw the shirtless dudes It seems like for whatever he removed he added more to make up for Yes , Read the damn comments . Spend 2 hours not playing the fucking objective . Every single man would be in prison . The contextual clues obviously point to kid . I mean thanks for the feedback on the content itself Heavy as fuck ... Yeah okay ! That's profiling , profiling I say ... Yeah that's because you and I are married Yeah . And then he went and started fucking someone that looked just like his daughter . Breath in , breath out ... DON'T PANIC ! DON'T PANIC I SAY ! ! That's just cheating . If this makes an earthquake or tsunami or something in Asia I'm killing all of you ... but they * do * know about Transylvania . Zoomed way in to figure out which n64 game that is ... Pool ? E first for jungle . Me too . You could have just said , " I'm not the best driver . " Your girlfriend starts each day from the state of chloroform ? there's a continuity error with pics 3 and 4 True and hilarious ? A positive . Asian dad says you can do better . No .. he is mexican That's how I feel about the bitch with Kemper insurance who backed into me . Fuck them Read that as : I'd rather go home and fuck a relative I could probably get away with it . You don't think we're * that * juvenile , do you ? Am I missing something here ? I mean why are these publicly available ? Is it just the people that own them don't know how to secure them properly , or are they by default public ? I don't own any so I am not sure what is going on here . This is all very creepy [ ] ( / twipride " Hey , don't be dissing the ponies in public . They put a catfish in the tub , let it kill and probably eat the thing ( just like the chicken ) and seem to think it's the cutest little fuzzball in the world ... I was in the middle of a dream where I was having sexy time with Angelina Jolie , too . Uncovered source code ? You just ' right-click , inspect element'-ed it But have you seen her hands ? They are like ... old old lady hands ... Of course , from the viewpoint of a waste wanderer , this advice _did_ lead to the apocalypse . Everyone say thanks to PENISWAFFLES ... Ugh , another Andrew Christian video . As a Georgian , what do you have against Georgia ? You have three girlfriends ? awesome , I can see I liked the first Claude ... Dat Passive I thought Entei was fucking Suicune . ... I am confused . Do you want to have guys who like MLP fawn over you ? Something tells me that those who like MLP won't have the guts to say you are cute ... Reminds me of the time in Pokemon Silver when I caught the Red Gyarados and when I was surfing away I found a shiny Gyarados directly afterwards . Although I never thought about it as a kid , retrospectively I'm really impressed with his ability to act his role with that visor on his face . You know he couldn't have seen well , and you lose one of the most expressive parts of the human body ; the eyes . But the man managed to bring out emotion with his mouth that really defines his character . Smiles and quirks ... Go back and watch some episodes and tell me that his mouth expressions aren't godly . He could give you one of these In every other country the man would ´ ve smashed that with a sledgehammer . Cowboy hat and shooting a Laptop . Come on . Helicopter dick ... ? Seriously , I could understand them throwing him a quick I tried to sell the idea that fishes speak in a language similar to cows . They didn't like my ideas . As a person with the nickname wryknow I've grown a special fondness for this animal and may I just say . Fuck everything about this shit right here . I'm stuck using a mobile right now . Can someone give me a tl ;d r on the comments ? The page loads as a mobile page . No option to view as full site Weeds blocked out ? As a fellow Georgian who fled to * another country * , what do you * not * have against Georgia ? Definitely some hot guys in the mil but most are straight . I have a sister-in-law who is currently on food stamps and welfare services , and refuses to vote democrat . I quote her when I say " Just because I am on the program , doesn't mean I have to be ok with people being on it " . Not watching a single one of these . I came to comment section immedietly for an explanation . Nope , not one bit The weather is great here today ! Oh yeah , I'm a Atheist in the closet so yeah ..... Recent ? That study was from 2009 We're having jumping lab chops today . The ... Precious ? > Oh , wait , this is r / atheism ... Uh , nevermind ? > Oh , wait , this is r / atheism ... Uh , nevermind ? Nice try KFC marketing department . Hairy ... I went and made this comic immediately after seeing my mistake . Came back to my computer a while later and now I look like an ass " It's been a long time " - Half expecting GLaDOS on GoneWild He said " please " and you insult him in reply is that insulation around it ? I saw swastikas every where ... I have actually heard that there's even a temple in Japan dedicated to the memory of some of those war criminals . Is that correct ? Thats MY mother's birthday Him ? ! A male teacher was wearing very short skirts and flaunting his junk ? ! Every male hero looks awesome ! But every female hero ... Too old . Surely you jest about not being able to spot the obvious irony in my post . " Stupid " coming from a rapist I know I'm getting old when it's no longer okay to think of Yuffie as the hot chick .. I had to verify .. And now I am worried the police are about to come kick down my door . Oh crapseriously . Get that stuff off of Reddit ! It makes Reddit look so wrong ! And this definitely hasn't got to do anything with the values Reddit stands for ! not sure if being sarcastic , defending internet free expression , or making the case for morality I wouldn't be a shitty parent and get into a situation where a semi-nude picture of my daughter surfaced the internet what kind of paint have you been sniffing ? ლ ( While Valve claims to have fixed facestabbing several times , it never reduced the amount of times I got killed by it When I changed from dota to LoL , the first thing I had to do was to change the Minimap to the bottom left corner TIL Kim Philby was a nazi sympathiser , Thankfully I didn't have to do OS9 stuff . Mine was a really old XServer that eventually shit the bed and got replaced by a mac mini A bro hug is just as real as a regular hug ' We tried to keep a look away from him but it was hard . ' the hell ? this was like a month ago man . Autoplay video Yup . It annoys the crap outta me when someone refers to Link as Zelda . So before Christ god put us on earth to pretty much screw us in the end If you post something on r / gonewild , don't you want people to see it ? Oklahoma , Oh god .. as a teenage girl , I just loved Nine Inch Nails .. so naturally I used some song lyrics as my screen name .. EvenDeeper 926 ( can't remember the numbers now ) . This was the time of aol chat rooms , so you can imagine the attention I received What do you mean " you people " ? > You do realize that fatshaming makes people fatter , right ? People seriously tweet such utter nonsense at you ? Scumbag chef . You haven't watched Mulan or Hercules What if all the non-Master Balls fails .... Do I have to buy the whole set all over again , instead of ' ... I know exactly what you mean then , and its very true . One thing that sucks about the cycling community is sometimes it can be hard to find a bunch of nice guys to meet . A lot of cyclists are dicks Jeez , ok . I thought it was something with the iPod feature which I don't use and didn't want to get a song stuck permanently or something else weird I didn't have time to figure out how to reverse . thanks for being so nice about it though ......... Joker .. ... and now I feel dirty .... Why must you say troll ? he wasn't on the Internet This joke doesn't work ..... icons Awww , I saw that pattern some time ago on Ravelry I think . Immediately wanted to make it , but my fiance ' said no , not until all my other yarn is used up Only a year and now he's dead ? " Disney and Nintendo own the rights " yeah apparently I look like him with darker skin and darker hair poo , and I was trying to be helpful . I highly encourage you to use the All ? ... Very often and when you think it can't get worse , you venture / r / picsofdeadkids . My toilet has a two way handle . 1 for dookie that is full amount , and a half amount for pee only . Sometimes I choose the wrong option and plug the toilet . Nice try Blizzard ... Jersey Shore Play ? Good lord , it's only $ 2.99 / month for students . Internet Explorer . I have been accused of hacking while playing soldier . One Milliom Moms only 40,00 ? Fair point , but I refuse to take you seriously with Bendtner in your name . I had no idea this would get this much attention . Reproductive cells cannot individually grow into a fully developed human . Therefore , not abortion . this is a repost Excuse me sir I have a question about this game here . How the fuck am I suppose to shove this into my Xbox What if zelda was a girl Don't be lied to , there's most certainly an ending for Misha . It involves the very liberal use of the term " comfort " . H to the usky ? He's not fat . This literally made me So If I ask a woman for some happy time and she says NO . Enough ! It is obvious that none of you know Japanese 172 up votes , 91 signatures . Awesome gif , but / r / wtf isn't that bad . please tell me more ways that your life is better than mine .... I can relate okay chill out . just saying he's old school This ALWAYS happened to me when I was a kid , cause I had allergies and I would bring chips . I had to cover my chips cause people would literally shoot they're hand into the bag and just eat them . Why ? Do you have a fetish for people describing their amusement , or what ? Yeah , but apparently the Geth either didn't expect a long lifespan on mobile platforms or were able to carry more clips than Shepard is , because I'll be damned if you have enough clips to take down anything bigger than a Krogan in ME2 At least read the top comment before repeating it I was suppose to meet you there . Thunderfart and i don't want to explain Beaches , okay . Ybor .... " its a cell-phone ok " [ FIRST ] according to One Million Moms , that's how it works OP you bastard , you really did this on purpose Burning the monitor isn't going to do anything I included Or , just adjust the float . False , I've been to Japan and they are nowhere . It's fake , from a porno . Please no one go to Tokyo looking for these , they do not exist . Prepare your nostrils . You don't say . Both Sony and Apple are contracted with Foxconn for manufacturing not to mention the many other big names . Wish people were more worried about having accurate information rather than faulty information that so happens to match their own world view . this is a repost " 10 years " I enjoy rolling with Syntih as long as he isn't on the other team in a fucking jet Pregnant ... Union ... as in uniform So , you're DTF but you won't eat in front of him ? I did too , and I'm starting to think that means something is wrong with me Green squiggle . And they had a December 2011 release date , and they moved it to fucking April Anyone else see So , this is a girls battle-station right ? Or is zebra print and purple / red fuzzy pillows how the kids roll these days the guy is being a dick jst answer n ur free to go for fucks sake man I was defending you The android design guide would like a word .. Well guys , there's a lesson in all this ... * NEVER * argue with hoards of angry women over fashion . > A lot of these questions aren't taking in to account the weight ( edit :/ pressure ) of the water we haven't cured cancer yet , but this exists ... That's what I thought at first , but once I sat down one day and read it all ... My expression was glued to I can't get past the fact that you were having sex with a lesbian . Wat ? Not to scale I had one night stand with this girl who told me " you don't need a condom " I You didn't ... the fuck is wrong with him Oh , you mean the " take all " button ? I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad about how much sense that makes what gene are you talking about ? I'm tired of this argument . Where's the Facebook group of 13k members defending catholic priest child molesters ? Just for shits and giggles , I even tried looking for one on that matter or similar matters . This was my face of shock when I was unable to find such a group : Hero ? Wah ? You want an employee leaking all your important documents ? DONT LOOK AT ME 20 million years ? TIL you can have more than one account on Reddit ! I mean ... Unless you're into that . This happens to me all the time . Going to get buried , but I once had a girl tell me , " Don't you just love the taste of blood ? I could drink it . " Change that into a motorcycle and you have me . I could swear someone just posted something like this ... Did you learn * nothing * from the whole Woody Harrelson ordeal ? . ... Make sure you clarify it as PENNY ... I remember telling this story and having other people think of a different word ... The sentiment is cute , but fuckin creepy bro , kinda same thing with me , i was playing tf2 with some friends and when she called my house phone i told her i had to go do stuff with my dad . Called me 5 times in the next 10 minutes Looks kinda like my ex . Scotty 3 Alex 1 The Daily Mail ? This isnt / r / ShittyAskScience Wayyyy too old to have a pacifier . That's only going to cause problems See ? Science can explain and justify anything ! I've always looked back fondly on the days when we used to kill one person to achieve our ends , rather than thousands . KFC Coffee ? airball by D FIsh At first I was like That wouldn't be porn ... that would be the average movie of any genre ... Touch é Happened to a friend . Standing in a line at Subway , a girl that neither of us knew walked right up to my friend after getting her sub . I thought she was going to kiss him she was so close . " I'm going to eat this foot-long and think of you . " Then as she walked away she was punching her sandwich " The guy in the library ... Mario Puzi " Notch approves of this ? Rage face magnets with no original rage face I think somebody tried to mate with your SNES . why is he wet ? It's shit like this Infinity Ward Burger looks great ! But is that processed cheese ? was this a columbine reference ? Dude , it's a joke . Seriously . Also , even if I was serious , your explanation sucks . " I believe in Harry Potter because of the Harry Potter series , and I know J . K . Rowling existed 9/11 happened two weeks into my HS Physics class . We talked about it the entire fucking year , much to the detriment of actually learning physics . Probably one of the reasons the entire school fucking loved this teacher so much Ive been playing swain too much to not know how his e works i even have that badass white skin whats the risk when you are bailed out from a risky investment going wrong . Ugh , Human Centipede Wrong font This is an egregious violation of these people's privacy . Let's post it on Reddit so thousands more people can see them . Well , maybe if you fatties weren't eating all the food , the poor wouldn't be starving ! At first I was like " eh she probably just wants to get fucked domination style " then I read the second line and just went " the music just makes me feel sad , and guilty .. Watch out , we got a badass over here Excluding of course , the subjects of the pornography How do you even know that subreddit exists ? Only 10 people are subscribed to it .... are you one of them ? master ball huh Now that you say it , I only use RES for the inline image thing ... Whats up with it was a joke . Did you sell out to Apple ? ... Or does it ? Really ? Is that what it said in your pedo manual that pedobear jumped out and suurprised you with on your 16th birthday ? How dare those untrained pedos give you proper ones such a bad rap Worf isn't a Borg No one here know anything about what you just said I get so pissed when I do that Just read this , then realised that it is my birthday today I've only been on Reddit for a little over 3 months . What , are you stalking me or something ? I wasn't looking and walked off a cliff while going around a tree . How embarrassing ' ' never thought I'd enjoy a piece of music from a Pokemon game ' ' Great spawning algorithm guys Terribly relevant username we second born children understand how bear feels Lions fan here , But that wasn't the principal cause of the budget crunch . As serious as anyone ever was . No I mean by your ankles . hey thanks so much for the offer , but I think it's all a bit too complicated for the effort . party chat / in game chat will serve me fine until dice decides to fix the VOIP stuff . Wow thanks for sharing ... ... I have no idea why that would be ... Go all the way down . I see people are making things up on Wikipedia again Escort missions . The one that pops into my head is in Halo : Combat Evolved , when you have to escort Captain Keyes . Tried it on Legendary . all i know is that if you hit her ult you basically win the game , it is so strong ; its like a ranged amumu ult I once went to sleep out of tiredness , maybe around 9pm . Woke up and felt super refreshed to take on the day - I looked outside and it was still dark . I though that its probably almost fajr time . Checked the time and it was 1am Just like OP It's a hen ! ! If south park does not exist in those areas . Does this mean the content can be copied or parodied without recourse ? In short we can make our own south park . Is that ... An Asian man ? She was born the other day ? Have you tried Walmart ? Mom .. Dad Ignores her when * * he's * * sober Back when my families 96 Impreza Outback was new , we used OEM Subaru filters , until we sprayed the filter with brake and parts cleaner , the top layer of paint faded and the filter said Purolator under it . He actually quit You beat us Ok maybe I'm not remembering Mulberry Street right , but what hospital ? The closest to Ram's Head is University of Maryland Medical Center , I think ... if your going somewhere near there you should be A ok . If your talking about Sinai Hospital near Northern Parkway then I thought I was safe because of the first three pictures ....... then I scrolled down The seven billion subscribers apparently do . Relevant username ? God dammit I like it . Please tell me how you would magic box phoenix against mutas ... Give the banana a blowjob , the guy who notices is the horn dog . What is the alien doing with his left hand . That lol at the end ... I looked for a dinosaur for five minutes . Thank you Captain Fapkin ! Wait a moment Says the man who cock blocked himself with Angstroms . Aaaaannnnnddd that's what I get for not checking the subreddit ... The most recent case that is listed on the active cases section is from 2005 . They say explicitly that most cases won't be listed publicly . Guess you didn't notice that . Moral Atheist . " Godless " .... I lost it here ... Then felt bad > Also not being able to grenade while dual-wielding ... I don't have a spamming record Human centipede . I actually sat through ten minutes of that shitty comic book show for literally 15 seconds of previews for next week I have not been on Reddit for 15 hours , can someone please fill me in on whats going on ? This is a fuckin ' serious question , not trying to be funny Except I was also under the impression that J . C . ( and others at the time ) used the word " goblin " and the word " negro " interchangeably . relax , its Reddit comment on TEH INTERNETZ Holy shit . The fuck is a " five-tupid " ? that does sound likely ! I kid you're probably on a contract . But What the fuck did I just click and why do I have a boner now ? How does a lowered and stretched bike even look cool ? I think it looks hideous unless there is a christmas tree and a quarter mile of pavement in front of them . EDIT : They also ran a campaign against bitcoin that included hacking the forums . Peters Projection I'm a fifteen year old girl , and it says I need 2,700 calories a day Awwww ... wait ... Interesting . But scary too . He's quite a tyrant , and a contradictory one too . When he was governor of Aseer region , he had tens of thousands of secret police who terrorized people with jail and torture . At the same time , he was writing love songs It's the same link Sewed the bearskin to his back ? Something's wrong with fluttershy's hair in the first panel Michael Cera + Carrot Top = My tea got cold , so I poured it down the sink and poured myself another cup of steamy tea ... LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE DO and i thought i was lucky to be getting 300 fps He didn't contact me yet I read this as Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirters ... Took three replies to get one person to post the right number I was a registered nurse at 19 . Administered plenty of narcotics and other high risk drugs , trusted to care for a persons life , working 13 hour shifts , etc .... But I couldn't go out and have a beer quale è l'opposto di I'll touch your flute That word ... I think I should show you the door . not sure if srs because of account name Minecraft ? Game of The Year ? The toilet was making a croaking noise Watch out , sometimes it isn't water in those bottles , nor are the apple juice bottles always apple juice I fink u freeky . Eat less greasy foods and more fiber ? I see no Pokemon here ... Wow , lucky you are ! My wife says she understands my need for individualism , but on the other hand doesnt feel like having an altar out for anyone to see ( In a closed off room that we dont even use Because pretty girls have something to be thankful for Look at his butt . Someone is rubbing his butt through the chair with their foot and the dog is wiggling with glee , then they stop when the guy blocked from twitter ? that can happen ? I didn't know there was calculus that didn't use integrals What the hell are those tall duck things . Gillian Anderson ? Source ! My apologies sir ! You're RES tag shall be " boq , lower case only for some reason " fuck solo queue , lock in Sona " made me laugh so hard . Now everyone is staring at me at the airport thank you for approving Repost already ? ? This is from yesterday I thought you were a good guy Burping . Why do people consider it rude ? I mean I totally understand if I was beltching in your face , but when I'm facing away from you or a couple feet away ? C'mon . What , your toilet doesn't have one ? I thought they all did A good teacher ? " competative " ? A documentary about Kurt Cobain , told by Kurt Cobain Parking like that is a temporary inconvenience to other people needing a parking space . Slashing multiple tires is * at least * a few hundred dollars worth of damages to personal property . I don't see the equity in that ( and I don't think that guarantee is as good as you think it is ) , but I guess everyone has their own idea of justice . Yes , fuck the media in the ass ... not the Indian government that's obviously the real source of all these woes . No . It's the damned media's fault . haha . " made in america " . . . wal-mart , made in america . . . Football analogies in a SWTOR thread There's only one quote mark . Domestic abuse victims are just stupid bitches amirite or am I right ? My favorite part was that the article was all about interviewing customers and happy times ... then all of a sudden Step 1 . Join Jet Map ( Caspian is the best ) Step 2 . Wait for a jet to spawn in.Step 3 . I never .. It took me 25 years to realise Except he is being pocketed . That was both hilarious and Yeah . I saw that in Target and thought the same thing . Nice try , ASimpleRedditor Are you serious this post is like , 4 months old Replied because you upvoted the same thing that told me to re-read that other thing . June 6th , glad to know my parents were really into National Read a Book Day .... I wonder what the book was about ~ ~ Did you go there looking for a valentine ... ? You'll always be an inncoent unless you can fondle balls like Orianna Exactly this ^ , except I have a daughter with mine * * goddamn the border patrol is an asshole ... There's no need to lie . My boyfriend does that to me . > Don't judge ... Why do I fear this will be sent to " study " effectively killing this bill like all the rest At least you got some this year though haha . No snowmen here . :( I remember in high school we would get out of school for the POSSIBILITY of there being snow an entire county over ... what is that COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE . On a related note , I always " safely remove " flash drives . Well , almost always - ripped one out the side of my laptop a few weeks back ( probably can count on one hand how many times I do this ) and it corrupted . So original . Do we have the same roommate ? wow , thank you . i thought i was alone on this . I told my boss i went to see a movie by myself . He gave me a puzzled look . Then proceeded to talk to me about the warning signs of depression . I would let you wave , then I'd invite you over , to get you within striking distance . I'm kidding , I don't have a baby .... * YET Disposable plastic . You've posted the same thing three times . I've had nightmares about doors like that . Judging from the picture I assume they think we are part of the Netherlands So I thought " simple random sample " before I realized what you meant . Dammit , stat classes Virgin Mary thumbnail Where the hell did you get a cave with an attic ? Very nice I would say yes in front of other people , he would know what's up anyway , it's all in the EYES * * After some quick research ( found his blog , pictures etc ) He is in fact , quite gay . Thanks though , I didn't really doubt her truth , but you guys all keep giving me unsure feelings Making candy out of pokemon ... Oh gosh ... I thought I had made a clean break from this ... but now ... now I know what I am . And they say the oil sands are safe < 15 clips is not a montage Upvote arrow ? So , like any arrow then That is not why I created holy vision Jesus I work at that IKEA Really ? My English professor did that to me two years ago That explains everything . Still a bad zerg for going up a ramp with all his roaches without scouting first though TIL you can have 78 pokemon in your party Have you no shame ! At the very least you should have added the [ SPOILER ] tag . You've now ruined the ending of this cinema classic for possibly 10 ' s of people . Mass Effect 3 ' s fucking bonus equipment and shit if you get the IOS stuff And also that other stuff about reporting it , right ? In my opinion FFX was in no way a decline . X - 2 and onward are a different story . rise of the spin-offs ... That guy is a bag of smashed assholes . Already happened to me . I went to my doctor's today , and they told me that they're no longer writing prescriptions for birth control because " it aborts babies . " Instead , she suggested I try the rhythm method or abstain . My ex left me for another ex of mine . I'm straight and I'm a guy . Needless to say I kept them in my life for good reason No , English is unique in that it has diglossic high and low versions of the language . Alcohol will be a good friend for tonight in case she gets hurt or something so stop by the local pharmacy and keep a napkin wet in your pocket in case she gets cut on the lip for some odd strange weird reason . I have a suspicion you're a surfer , successfully pushing people away from your sport towards climbing Then it's after midnight somewhere else And its only a short time thing . They had them awhile back and when i went there hoping to get the meal they told me they didn't have them anymore . My face at the time > I don't understand why this is a how are you gonna start the circle jerk on my post deriding the fat reddit circle jerk ? searching , searching ... Ah there it is circlejerk how did I know ? Ohh god ! Does the 17th count ? am I the only one who opened up the picture and attempted to click the links ? No need for it . My wiener flew through my zipper in the most raging way super hard * Sorry for doubting you , " 420ragetoker " . * is that what beemo did I had no knowledge of this prank before all I can ...... Vitamin C No Navier-Stokes . In the film " The Fugitive " with Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones , * every time * that Jones pulls out his Glock , he has to chamber a round . No real U . S . Marshall or any other law enforcement officer for that matter would carry a gun without a round already being in the chamber . Furthermore , in the scene where they are in the tunnel in the dam when Ford captures Jones ' Glock , Jones pulls out his secondary weapon , which is * another * Glock . Daddy , why is that man so fat ? ... I see what you did there nice username 4chan is the opposite of what children need . my birthday is the 2nd Your name better be Christian . Dude .... Except it can be patented .... judging you Nero was a Roman Emperor Nice try , Diet Snapple Can you slap this person for using $ as the letter " s " ? Who do they think they are ? Ke $ ha ? Mine would be Minkey Bayou Vista Absolutely no durian ..... not even puffs Had to be Spanish or Italian . what is a torrrent ? Drop in glass of water . Film screen turn off in about 1 min . There phone will not bother anyone anymore . Fixed So use Depth Charge to knock up Annie . Got it . Just got the tv home .... How did it taste This proves they did it At least , he's got style . I'm looking at you , chrome Sorry for the late reply but we're on different time zones . Of course I was going to thank everyone for their work ... Thanks for the heads up ... Did that blog really just compare Madonna to the villain from Legend as proof of a Satanic ritual ? getting frontpage is probably the last thing you want to have happen right now > According to a government stooge I hope they push a mace up your vagina . THAT'S SUPER FUNNY HAHA Yes because assasinations are so extremely simple to pull off whenever one fails it must be a conspiracy ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Mmmm , some light bruising and bite marks ... Only in easily hidden spots though , no one like having to wear a scarf in June typical cops are typical . does this shit surprise anyone anymore ? Google reads my emails ? No wonder I get advertisements for porn so much . I downvoted because it's a repost Looks like Oh ok then , sounds like a paradise Implying gamers ' girlfriends care about Vday Oh its all about you isn't it , what about the rest of us , huh ? what about those who don't stereotype Khajiits as Skooma swilling illiterate thieves who can't even stay sober long enough to assassinate a simple backwater peasant , furry bastards ............. * ahem * I'm sorry , I'm not sure what came over me there ' Other adult tasks ' Because we are not kidding I'm sorely disappointed in the lack of Visual Basic . I can't stand the word rather . I know it's necessary to use in sentences sometimes but it's just so god damn ugly . RATHER . I think I know there the upper left image is going tho how do you know of this Also , implying that gamers ' girlfriends don't also game themselves He ? Do you know who else has 100 % of something ? Jesus with xians " Great condition " is not proper grading Those look fucking delicious but this thread was a pain to read . So many grammatical errors . Windows Phone 7 . Know of any similar aps ? I'm really surprised AT & T just tried to sell me some bullshit service to block this crap . five months before my parents got married I think it's been long established that pokemon are based off of real animals . A " little " too far ? Why not ? My boyfriend does this , too . And if there's leftovers he doesn't flush a second time . I jokingly got " In God We Trust " on my old cars license plate , instead of the other options ( which I can't remember right now ) and some woman followed me for over 20 miles to ask me how I got it because she wanted one . I was like By someone I am hoping you don't mean yourself . " engineering background " Arya said this to her brother and dad I have a feeling it's the beginning of something * special * You have an odd idea of how the police operate . How is this a nerd girl ? Misread this as " Replaced a roommate with lotion and mayonnaise . " Was briefly confused , then it made sense and I was disturbed . Then re-read it and was again disturbed , but this time at myself ... Is that ... THE rock that you just climbed out from under ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ MOVE THOSE HANDS Okay , you're not making any sense . I'm aware I'm a fan of shows like Trigun , Cowboy Bebop , Death note and hellsing , it's the giant heads with even bigger hair on the child like bodies that bothers the shit out of me Well , I won't be able to watch you much next year since we won't be in the same conference Must agree . Unfortunately I have GF for 5 years That would be amazing , but then again , I'd hate for him to find out my username . My granddad sent me this picture when he learned what forwarding an email was three years ago . the title is ' Magenta ain't a colour ' . > That's it . Back to 4chan I go , can't even deal with all this faggot tree After watching the South Park movie , I sang " Uncle Fucker " * * daily * * in 5th grade . you could wreck the elite 4 with one of those pokemon what the actual fuck Are you also underage / his sister ? > Correllation is not causation . You made out to " 21st Century Schizoid Man ? " The glitch I hate the most is the glitch that brings you into the matchmaking then the whole screen goes black but you can hear everyone making their selections ... So much Elo lost * * story is on TT , not sure if I should believe story is on from Today Tonight , not sure if I should believe A taunt that nukes You are asking us to prove it * didn't * happen ? Umm , shouldn't the ' I suppose it's * possible * ... Major Drag ? After watching the South Park movie , I sang " Uncle Fucker " * * daily * * AND put it on a mix CD for my girlfriend when I was 26 years old . Its like 1998 all over again Can I pet Kitty ? I was with her , the solitary person she saw was Chinese > You might want to look at the difference between profit and revenue . Austerity measures for education funding didn't work the first time ? The only reason more austerity hasn't worked is because we didn't add enough ! Because ignoring works so well in Germany ? Hallmark wins Thanks to you both there is now soda all over my new keyboard . I hope you're happy ... A license to have a dog ? My sister used to live in Ann Arbor . My Dad was born exactly 9 months from this day I got one that said " a blond from afar has something interesting for you " . There was no blonde There used to be a church of scientology 2 minutes away from my high school . I remember a friend of mine who lived a block away from said church was doing some theology homework on his front porch and went inside for a moment . He came back out to see 2 scientologists running off with his bible Most of the north thinks that So , uh , you just got up and you're on reddit . Do I need to reddit-stalk you ? When you apply it don't use the phone for a while and let it set . I made the mistake of using mine right away and it peeled off Um , WHAT PART OF PI IS NATURAL ? redditor for 51 min Fuck you robot , your accuracy rate is atrocious and you have the gall to start your template with I can hear the concession guys yelling " ICE COLD BEER " . Up votes for you sr Senseless pedantry , everyone understood him Bad proff . Oak . hatched admanat nature ... but has swarm Clicked link , hoping it wasn't Assassin's Creed . It wasn't , I upvoted . Then some douche in the comments had to ruin it Dirty floor or inner thigh . * * One * * time ? I calmly gave her the Sadly no , I'm Mexican / German ... my family looks German ... but celebrates Mexican tradition . " will seen " Once when I was like six , me and my dad were wrestling in the bathroom ( not the brother sister kind Ha , the one thing they have consistant are taxes redditor for 43 minutes . Top Men Why is the brother-sister kind the sexy kind ? What if it turned out that all of your coworkers were actually members of a secret cult devoted entirely to worshipping you and the people that are the biggest dicks to you are actually your most loyal followers ? ... " June 18 , 1991 Pres Zachary Taylors body is exhumed to test how he died " ... Yes , yes they do . Though I've met some guys that still don't know women pee from two different locations , so some of it might be valid ... Texas Tech . So this is fake ? You asshole ! Had that happen last night as well . I see roll over data as a visible solution . We loose anyway you look at it . I thought you meant sex by have a good time . " getting married " ? or .... Usually , I love the guy , but I don't feel I can support Satan's decision here . ( More of this : Most people don't know but it's trivial to take apart an odometer and set it to any value you want I am going to have to report you to Steam . You clearly used your DeLorean to take a guest pass during it's daily deal a couple years from now and now claim that the guest pass is a beta . Kids these days ... 3 tabs for submit . Where is the pic . No proof did not happen No Janna ? A Walk To Remember Yes . When visiting the USA I bought an issue of " USA today " . It contained an article about some newly discovered script . The picture showed Greek rotated by 180 ° . Look , I was waiting for you to say something funny . If you have nothing , then please refrain from insulting my comedic genius . Please say something funnier than I said so that we can be friends instead of me makey comment , then you makey half assed insult about the lameness of my comment by vaguely repeating my comment in a stupider manner . Had you left out the " That's how dumb i thought your comment was . > Look at he guy behind the fat woman on the right At one point my science teacher in middle school showed us the first half of The Core . Apparently it was supposed to teach us something . Looks a lot like photoshop ' smudge ' has been used on that smile . Me Gusta I'm sure I am not the only person who is reduced to an incoherent puddle of The billboard has wheels Damn . In Ferndale my friends were talking about jobs at the bars . I live a little north near auburn hills so I'm not sure which places Bloodstains should win one of these , seriously Not enough boobs in there . Not getting my misogynist vote . If it's that song with that repetitive trumpet and I'm going to throw my desk through the window My boyfriends Ex-girlfriend cheated on him for a month with another guy . Then a few months later she cheated again , and even cheated on the guy that she was cheating with . B'awww you beat me to it . Why do they feel the need to shove their religion down the throats of others ... I follow Underground Wellness on FB and I thought with plenty " then get optifine ... I ended up making the lemons on my first play through I accidentally let 4MB of emails download via data-roaming when I was in Italy this past September . According to Rogers those 4 megabytes were worth $ 120 b-b-but ... * duct tape * Talk , and shit . Not talk and shit . You can add one in the game WTF District of Columbia I always see like hidden call lists and delete individual calls and hidden text message things on cydia . I always say to myself , wow jail breaking is key to cheaters , wonder how many dudes use this You * acknowledged * another girl while in a relationship ? says the dolphin hunter So apparently the unity picture was just the * launcher * and the real game is made in rpg maker xp the third gif from the start With the people already participating , it was difficult to schedule a time for all of us to have the draft . This was the easiest way other than me picking the teams , but for whatever reason the other team owners didn't like that idea What exactly are we supposed to hide in a toilet bowl tank ? yeah i see your point . black soldiers fighting for America in 40s is not more inspiring . Sure everything was * separate * but it was equal . I read it as " 4 twin year olds " ... Lol not me . The pics of me are blurry cause the ent didn't know how to focus I remember my dad went online chat once with me . He said to write in paragraphs upvote because you made me laugh . unfortunately in reality she was probably raped and killed No , that's just stupid . I too , would have said this in middle school . I'm not following your logic ... well now it does jeez my cousin started saying that every freaking day for couple months Not a parent , but an older sister ; my parents have told me that my little brother ( age 13 ) suddenly started taking longer showers . They keep saying that ' he doesn't look any more well dressed , what does he * do * in there ? " I'm not going to tell them . So you like to watch your kid jerk one off aye ? We use them for teller computers , at times there still to advanced for some of our tellers . Taxes in Sweden Oh look , Georgia's at the bottom ...... * again * . My name is Michael Weston . Wait so you KNEW you never play MMOs enough to be worth a monthly fee but you asked for free time anyway ? Then how did you log in ? Yeah , wean yourself off the speed with one of the most addictive drugs we know . The reason the original experiment worked with the frogs staying in the boiling water until they died , is because the experimenter cut their brains out before Oh lord ..... I recently had grown a goatee and shaved my head and upon running into a female co-worker in the office , she said " Oh my god , you look like one of those Aryan Nation brothers ! " . That in itself wasn't too bad , but after I chuckled , she said " Let's see your sieg heil ! " and promptly raised her hand in air ... I think you did the right thing and she got what she deserved . And you said her friend was a redditor who knows who you are now right ? " I really hope she does it so I can counter-sue for slander . I have been thinking about how I can get reddit to defend me in court . " Reddit isn't the best place to put your trial plans , especially if the prosecution can see them , if it ever happens . > Right . Because there's much so evidence to support that . What bothers me about CoS is that the entrance to the thousand year old chamber was in the girls bathroom ... with a marking etched into a pipe on the sink you never heard of MLG What the ... The money prints too fast . it is a major problem for Blizzard Seriously ? The character creation part seemed weak as well . I mean .. did anyone else notice that some of the female hairstyles made her head look like an egg on it's side ? Exit 69 Shit just got real .. Thank you random stranger * Half-empty * . Gee , thanks Dad . Rumble is really bad , there's a reason nobody plays him . He's better off just ignored . Ye , did your friends do that for a joke or something because these kids really can't act . I watched like a minute of the other one , the blood money ep . and that was also really bad . Loads of the kids there really couldn't act like that guy that said ' I hate Robert Banks ' . To this whole series all I have to say is Penis thumb I think its more the artist didnt understand his audience . Scotland has many statues of William Wallace , this is a statue of Mel Gibson You're too late , I was already supplied with it . The hair is so obviously shopped in the OP's post That bastard . Christian girls are whores ! HA HA .......... he stumbled on that fucking gem and busted his head open ........ Might discourage the misuse of memes . And now I must do some research on you Un ... dead .... I sometimes wonder if if our LAs should be allowed to interact with anything . Or if humanity would be bettered by just getting rid of all of them He's the biggest champion in the League and he can swim in air , what's there not to like ? That doesn't stop you does it ? ? Can't read the rest of the article Palme blev även mördad av en okänd gärningsman Two weeks ? Not sure if I can wait that long ! ┌ ( sadly , i think he was actually trying .... That sounds like my collage RA .... Sounds like Hemorrhoids . Only weird part of the song was " So cool like ice tea " Wow , look at heimerdinger . In average dominion games he's rank 6 but in high elo he's rank 35 I got a female friend of mine a gift for Valentine's day . It's something we have done for * * years * * . This year she has a terrible boyfriend who is jealous of our relationship but that didn't stop me from tradition . Wait ... how do I know you aren't the terrible boyfriend ? Well , Tarhiel , maybe you'll put some more research into such things before you put them into practice next time Sounds like a pretty good mission ! \ ( I had a friend ( whom I've known since I was little , and she's well aware of me being a vegetarian ) invite me to dinner . Her dad made hamburgers ... then my friend turned to me and said " So , what are you going to eat ? " Well . After reading all of those , all I can say is that you've evidently had an ..... interesting life experience . AND HATH DASHED THEY SUCKLINGS ON THE ROCK / / / - - ಠ_ಠ Most people are saying its watery ... In slightly worried at what you drank Yeah but at least magic 8 - balls have more than two possible answers HE SAID " I'm confused as to why the most elaborate comment in this thread is posted by Dildo Baggins . Godwin's law in less than 15 comments . Here's my impression of this guy : That 2 lb burger is 6000 calories . To put that into perspective , a 2 lb tub of pure fat is 8100 calories . Basically , atleast half of that burger is pure fat . I forgot my sarcasm punctuation . We all know here in / r / gaming that link is the guy . I have a buddy that licked a hookers ass .... what ... happened to the cow in the last picture ? As an idiot , I find this incredibly offensive . Spend 6 months and bust 17 people ... I thought you were talking about the kind of stockings you wear on your legs , then started imagining your dad stuffing condoms into your stockings after washing them . Oh God , Why ? How much money ? Mousetraps are no joke . They are meant to snap the spine of mice ! Your testes are not that durable ... > Penis thumb " Downtime should be just a few minutes . " upvote ALLL THE they even got the priest in the action My kids will know it . Trust me . My last name in Spanish means " Lion " , and whenever someone starts to learn Spanish ( there are a lot , I live in southern California ) they say " Hey ! You're A . Lion ! Hahaha ! " Are you coming on to me ? * Canada . * Ok , remember the irony I was speaking of earlier ? You're providing him instructions to install a program for which one of the major purposes is to view and distribute illegal content ? ? ? There's a road in my town called Groat Road / r / runescape Downvoting people that don't know some content ... Name is still visible and it's not a dude . I thought the same damn thing . > I doubt the Mosin will ever be very valuable since there are something like eleventy billion of these things floating around ? Is that how they got in your head ? you don't eat the peel ? I need a jail broken iPhone 4S though . And no ones gonna trust me with that Good to know the idea of the " white man's burden " is still alive and well . Nah , it's from porn . Porn that bares an odd resemblance to Pulp Fiction , but porn nonetheless . I think it's from the NextDoorMale people or something , looks familiar ... Haha , It follows the rules , I guess ! Thanks for the lp . You forgot to photoshop her face on all the others : O I thought it was just called the reddit alien ! ! ! So that's how Noah got the trees on board . Puff puff FBI knocking at your door Read your name as livejasmine We like David Jaffe , but hate Paul Christoforo ... yet their attitudes and behaviors seem identical here . What an interesting quandary , / r / gaming . I fail then . There are cities in which you can't dance . When I worked for Apple , I got $ 9.15 an hour . Why are you hurting me ? Yes .. I love Jolly Ranchers .. Congrats ! You made the front page ! ... of r / atheism stompy . they know . Was this really necessary ? The woman stands up for gay rights and against bigotry and the next logical step is to post a video of her showing a boob ? My name is Dray . When I introduce myself to somebody , it is very hard for them to comprehend " Dray . " I often have people giving me inquisitive looks and saying names like Trey , Grey , Drew , or Greg . After pronouncing Dray a few more times about 8 out of 10 people say something to the extent of " oh ! like the doctor ! " They think that is hilarious and original . Yupp it sounded mad retarded when Buffer said it The anti-federalist / federalist debate looks like a choice between getting fucked by the states or fucked by the federal government . I don't like either option . Ooh , ooh , can I be the head ? > Yeah , because everyone here who is calling out the US for being a corrupt , immature global bully is doing it for karma , not because they actually care about this issue He said that because that's an exact description of Moon Knight , so there is no reason for Kog Maw I can't believe he just asked that . Please don't be fine with the daily Obama bashing on FOX . I will lose hope in humanity until the boyfriend who shielded his girlfriend from a shooter at a college story is reported again . This is really inefficient . To do a search it literally has to read every row in a table . " THAR SHE BLOWS ! " Said right as I came . Also , I remember a friend in high school once told me that the average high school relationship ( relationship , not hook-up I want my minute back . Don't you dare say NodeJS , that name is forbidden in dis house .... You're saying you've seen the droves of cosplayers walking by your place and never been the least bit curious ? In general I hate it when people say that they're " OCD about this " , " Oh I'm so OCD about clothes , I wash them every now and then " Please don't put So many people asking for money I've read this three times , and I still don't get it . Seriously , put on a f * cking shirt ... GTFO WITH THIS SHIZZZZ U HAVE A FINE ASS WOMAN BEHIND U COMENTING ON UR PORN HIT DAT SHIT HIT IT ! How do all these German people know English so well ? ! What ? You spread it on your hair with water as evenly as possible , it doesn't get very soapy ( which was my point ) but yes , I would still call that lathering . I have coarse hair , so I know quite as much about conditioner as anyone else . Sheesh I hope you brought enough for the rest of the class This isn't how you do this meme . Why does everyone seem to think that this guy is the " they said " mascot . Guess . When I talked to ' cleverbot ' the other day , he told me that the bible was credible evidence of god ... Looks like a fat lady having fun with a suction cup dildo . i can see it in my head , " hey can u smell this ? and this is my surprised face . Lol r / petaluma only had maybe 10 readers a year ago ... today 25 ! ! That subreddit is blooming This feels strangely like Groundhog Day . I .... Wow Wait ... what were you doing subsidizing EA's Origin ? AAaannnnndd you uploaded this image to imgur We are being trolled into giving Beiber's vid more views . " You don't look Swedish ! " My name is Carlton , everytime I meet someone they ask if I can do the Cartlon dance from The Fresh Prince of Bell Air . I just simply say no and glare You are SO going to hell for this . " Elaborate " normally does not mean tl ;d r ... You put the punchline in the title Fuck your table ( ┛ That's quite a collection you have there .... Same here buddy , same here He was . I moved to the UK from the US 3 years ago . I was amazed when I found that the Common Cold is nearly non existent in this country , but The Flu sure seems to be common ... And also far less severe then I remember it being an ex girlfriend of mine had " migraines " and was always trying new medications for all kinds of psychological shit . prozac , zoloft , etc . i gave her the benefit of the doubt that she actually had some issues at first , but the hypochondria and attention seeking reached critical mass when she tried to say she had " a touch of diabetes " And black people's vote should count as 3/5 ths ? So you hid in the bushes and snapped some photos ? * who the fuck takes these pictures ? * not sure if pictures taken before in case camera stolen or taken after for joke .... we seen .... Yeah I got to the Fry meme and decided it was a complete failure . * Holy * crap ? Crap can't be holy , there's no such thing as anything " divine " True . She's got to be doing it on purpose . I mean , she uses Spongebob themed checks for chrissake . Yet you wore ear plugs ? Not at all because I left Facebook years ago and have enjoyed the lack of retardation like this . But thanks for bringing it here too . Really ? * * At first I was all > In this case , all the owner has to do is use a garbage bag for the trash can , and tie it up on trash day . If not , then yes , you'll get one pissed off trash man . No one told me . After my third UTI my doctor was like " You knooow , if you pee immediately afterward .... " Nice fucking timing , $ 3,000 hospital bills later . egg powder ? ? ? Can't tell if trolling or has blurry vision What an amazing pile of shit statement you have found oh my god won't someone think of the children ? ! To be fair , most of us were terrible back then . Or at least I was , I never played comp or even lobbies before that . Plus who wants ass hair in their gun . I really hope you had to google that my sister had an eating disorder and became so unbalanced she almost died ; happily , she's recovered from that now . at the same time , though , she's gotten stuck in the " sick " role , and claims to have fibromyalgia and rheumatoid arthritis , groaning every time she stands , sits , or whatever . interesting , seeing as she tries to run after and tackle me every time she sees me , and just joined a club rugby team at her school ... Yeah , I finally got my roommate on board for going and fortunately he has all the camping necessities . Camping is pretty much on . He was worried that this festival wouldn't be worth the cost of his ticket and vacation time . Bitch , you make $ 52k / year and have no debt . You can easily afford it . Hey that movie was shot at my high school , you take that back ! " Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego ? was created partially in response to the results of a National Geographic survey that indicated Americans had alarmingly little knowledge of geography , with one in four being unable to locate the Soviet Union or the Pacific Ocean . " Ya , I guess you're right ... I'm glad that people only have a " free pass " to kill themselves via things like a gunshot to the head . That's much better for them and the family member who gets to find them ( and their brains splattered all over their living room wall ) There's logic . Another repost of this in the same day ? Uranus ... you're doing it wrong i dont think rei was meant to be a main love interest , technically being shinjis mother and all that was not an invitation to expand on the image There is nothing funny about Grave's disease you guys . And a Saloon is ..... A Sedan ? He totally nailed everything I've ever done in a gay bar . Lincoln would still be on the $ 5 What kind of damned free thinker tried to pull THAT one off ? ? Did they get burned like the witch he / she was ? ? ? Wow .. Clearly calls for a witch-hunt , deserving of deletion . No disrespect intended but : more Coventry than Fiorentina fans Except that haikus are half as short and only has 17 syllables . So no , its not practically as short as a haiku . But .... that ISN'T REAL .... right ? * SHave.jpg * Are you trying to tell me something ? Imdid a thalmor quest for myself . I entered the embassy and killed every one of them . Them put all their corpses on a great bonfire . Chris Brown's middle name ? Maurice . Oklahoma with a respectable 2 points ! I'd prefer a perfect 0 , but 2 ' s better than California's 81 . Holy crap ! I made an account just to post on here . I saw you dancing on the streets in Melbourne just a few days ago : O I saw you performing on Bourke St . ( sp ? ) on 2/8 . I even recorded a few videos of you going up to older ladies ... it was hilarious and made my day ! You even made eye contact w / me as I was crossing the street with my camera Well I knew that already . But it's not helpful when I write it in my law exam hard drives ... > Why do atheists / Muslims / Christians / Scientologists / Hindi / Shinto / Buddhists / Jews / etc . care about what others believe in anyways ? THIS IS NOT NEARLY ENOUGH INFORMATION FOR ME TO DEDUCE WHO YOU ARE . Kids draw the darnedest things ... It seems like only the technologically crippled get the newest devices . So we get calls for every single mundane issue . " Evernote doesn't work ! " Have you updated it ? " What's update ? " We'd be the away team > Really Microsoft ? You have 2 gaming " platforms " and make your games exclusive to the lesser one ? Hahaha he's looking at krul like Does that sign say , " Over 350 pounds eats free " ? I am honestly surprised he hasn't replied to this yet NSFW this , my mother almost saw this I don't think that has the same kind of redundancy he was talking about . I find the angry birds plushes to be understandable while the minecraft lego sets make me do the Well I can't say that I'm surprised , if you're dutch oven-ing him all the time . Have some respect . That's someone's child . ducks don't make money Yes , quite ... Scumbag nervous system . You misspelled perfect Hope we don't have to wait 2 years Its not cut in half Well , I thought we got rid of all the CP rings on reddit , but I guess we missed one Reddit : Where meme's come to die . So you want to attract more Redditors by promoting something that pisses off Redditors ? A million fucking times * * * this . * * * Not enough Lol I used to cake margarine onto my toast . I loved the way it tasted . Then I learned that if you leave it out in the sun , it turns into plastic No . No more racist than black history month . Waaaaiit ... you're putting the garlic ... * in your vagina * ? Damn , that just seems like much more of a hassle than * seeing a doctor * ! When I read this I was really surprised at your maturity level when you were 9 . You really knew what to do . Then I read that 2 years later you were going to let a stranger walk in and use your bathroom . I was born with a full head of hair . There is no IQ requirement on Freedom of Speech . I'm beginning see the dangers of that I hate myself . I'm a vegetarian and an animal lover ( not like that Me likey ! " Ahem jokes on you I actually got 21 points thank you very much Woah woah , this is a recurring fee ? I pledged last quarter and the person who I signed up through failed to mention this Are you fuc * ing kidding me ? You seem awfully exited about this What the actual fuck piece . by . piece . Go out and buy a strawberry . Ooh , another colt 1911 fanboy I knew I should have tried to join your team I like how you didn't highlight the part about the gay and transgender porn Wow nice legs for Bell and whoever . If it does not have the Internet it would not be smart . Oh by the way the Internet is for porn . ಠ_ಠ Definitely not ! That's what I wanna know ! Domestic abuse is never the answer ! Article date Scumbag lurkers : use promo code for awesome game , don't report that they used it . Did you glue these onto a real bird ? SO MUCH * * NOPE * * Mothafuckin ' purr purr to you too punk . God , I hope not . I hope the monkeys who made iReddit don't come near Alien Blue with a 10 - foot pole . You want to elect Ru Paul , I'm not sure I trust your opinion either ! Scumbag Porygon . Wants to watch porn , gets a virus and evolves Nice try , Peyton Weird skill set for a support Stupid question , you know you're not ! Until you are trying to pull down a pallet someone forced into the bin and every damn thing falls 50 + feet crashing on your head * * I hate when I see cool shit and it's a movie I do ... Yea , bus drivers scare the hell out of me . I've been on the 56 while its doing 120 down the circ just so that it can get to its next stop early so the driver can have another smoke . Whoa dude It's a good thing we don't elect guys like him to make laws in this country .... oh wait . Now I must admit , I went to / r / sillyboys and watched the " Belly Wave " video . An instant ' wat ' was let out of my mouth . Make sure to grease the pan , you want it to come off easily . * special computer code * Tosh . O Dice originally wanted to add a grenade launcher into the game but they thought that be a little silly to have as a primary weapon . So they made a shotgun into one . Ikanari simply reposted ಠ_ಠ , so tacticalbacon thought that was not ok so he posted ಠ_ಠ as a reaction . Then gummy thought " this must be a ಠ_ಠ - tree " , but he was wrong and corrected by kiphem by doing a Nastia does not approve .... Yeah , niggers aren't lazy or anything . Written by someone who clearly believes correlation implies causation . They . Yes , they all came over and did that collectively . This isn't a line , it's just some shredders doing tricks one after another . Was slightly deceived by the title of this post . TIL " Once classified as plants , [ fungi ] are now considered a closer cousin to animals " wtf is wrong with you ? Walking in on someone taking a shit . you know you've been playing ANNO 2070 too much when you see this and look at the top left of the screen for the island stats I got my Daddy back = God hates fags Something about the top guys facial hair irks me Crazy idea here , maybe if you don't like a subreddit you just unsubscribe so you don't have to see it Dude , that would be another spoiler ... I live in Chile . How come I have to learn about this * amazing * discovery through foreign news outlets ? Playing heavy in TDM ? Seems pretty boring to me Just because I said I don't approve doesn't mean I am joining the mob to ban it . I like those eyes I don't even want to think of the source of that . What ? The guy with the sword isn't Zelda ? Yes . I drink diet water too . Regular water has all those calories Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past on the SNES . Ladies dig the pink hair But if it's not made of sheep then what is it made of ? ! Wait - - you're an engineer , from Spain , who wants commitment , and has a ridiculous body ? HOW ARE YOU NOT FIGHTING OFF THE LADIES WITH STICKS ? ? ? Yes , thank you President Obama , for following George Bush's timetable for leaving Iraq while increasing a military presence in Afghanistan and Pakistan . This definitely shows that there are too many ocean biomes . It would be nice if there was I greater ratio of land masses to oceans . As a ' not native English ' speaking person : I had 9 years of English in school , 3 semesters at university ... just to realize , that i'm not able to read newer days Facebook posts / infos Deadmau 5 is gonna top this list . Having a safe space for minority members does not equate a " separate but equal " situation . They were . Wondering the same thing . Out of maybe a dozen times across two characters I've not had anyone come back for them . Not that I'm waiting around for them or anything . Skyrim is casual gaming ? Knowing that face , he probably wouldn't get it . I started scrolling got to about third picture and looked at my sidebar and i wasnt even a 5th of the way there . Is it supposed to taste salty ? Then he should consult his doctor It's a magic dirtbike . Sorry forgot to note that in the post Wait , really ? I have no right of forgetting " South Park " ( auto Yeah , silly woman having a kid without considering her husband profession Ever have a roommate who happens to be a lazy baker ? ( cakes , not MJ Doesnt that just mean you had a blowjob from a guy then ? You mean the dagger ? As one who has seen geckos fall off of walls and ceilings i'd have to say pass . I guess no link to purchase day has been extended * * all of them probably looked something like He's black and in college ? Stop following me . > Or maybe you're not This is the mane sub after all where there's 4 hypocrites for every 2 bronies .... substantial . YES EXACTLY LIKE THAT Fuck . I was half way done making this exact same joke . I spent so much time on it , then thought , " time for a Reddit break ! " . And now I see this ... Now I might as well delete the whole image ... It depends on your phone ; my old phone had this awesome habit of adding extra recipients or changing recipients on me . Nevermind , I just figured it out . For no reason at all , I had to press " enter " on the number pad ( despite the application saying " press backspace to change " ) to assign a new shortcut . USAS w / frag Amen . Holding a pan does not make you any less of a Demoman It's like he is posting craigslist ads everywhere . Fear Itself ? I hope you white kids feel cool repeating that song ... Photoshop envies that cell phone . Two useless and fucking stupid novelty accounts in one reply . What the hell has reddit come to Phase one of taking over the world complete . I would pull inception on the OP implanting the idea that inception is impossible so this post doesn't exist ... What are you panning ? from LOL to Looks like a smart chip . Someone going to sue Honest question : Is the title in correct grammar ? English is not my primary language and I am a little bit confused or space dicks And so now I have to deal with them on r / JoeRogan . This happened to someone I know last night . Who the fuck is making all these dog boxes Whose genitalia were you dissecting ? Phantom / Decent player < slow clap > Girl I went to HS with called her unborn child " pinto bean " for the duration of her pregnancy . I Kanto * and johto * IE9 is forgivable . We will still be forever You * are * using the word " retard " an awful lot . It costs more than the Glock bloody tirade ... TIL Redditors think about computer science while masturbating . Liar all photo shopped . " Christian girls are whores ! HA HA " ........ Oh .. Well I uh , stand corrected then ! If only they had ... oh never mind One found out my reddit account . Hannah . I don't fully understand the accounting change , and I don't think the author does either because he does a terrible job of explaining it . I suppose Why is semen drinking on the related videos Eh . It depends on the book . I can think of a few non-fiction books that playing videogames is a better use of time haha . Unsurprisingly these books have movies made after them too ... Ladies and gENTlemen , I give you my little brother . Funny thing is , I posted a complaint comment on the Elite facebook page about the cancellation . Not terribly long , about a paragraph ... and it conveniently disappeared forever . I wish there was a downvote button on facebook just for that page . And upon smoking , he realized the cavity search contained said cigs . I hate to tell you , but your husband is not perverted . He doesn't respect you . I would never do something like that to my wife . It would be difficult even if she asked . That shit is just rude . dat fridge Wait , you pronounce orange " or-inge " ? Mind = blown . Nici nu știu de unde sa încep how do you find the one to use then ? There's no way its possible to remember them all and recognize , oh this is an xkcd opportunity ! ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ How is Miku's prices ? The online menu doesn't list any prices Im downvoting you because of your username . MFW blowing on cartridges : i only watched half of it but those questions were not even " school " questions but popculture ones We're talking Flintstones Vitamins , right ? Hey i had that trouble once with a ~ ~ lady ~ ~ guy . You already had SMNC and just wanted extra invites to stockpile . Sonic the hedgehog has to save his forest friends from the evil dr robo nick Don't forget Finnish ! Mcneill & Mcneill dates the starting point of promidence of Christianity in Rome to the years 165-180 in the book " The Human Web " . Even the gospels were written down after the death of Seneca . You had the cash to build an M4 , but not proper optics ? Gief more Posts ! Lucky for me I ride my bike or longboard in the summer ! Winters on the other hand > And deary , deary me - deleting unpopular comments and depriving the thread of context now just because you might have lost literally two or three imaginary internet points . Yeah , this guy's a fucking idiot . I guess I should break up with my slut girlfriend then . I hear at one point in her life she was * * gasp * * naked ! It looks like it has down syndrome You are planning on burying the wife , right ? He's a hipster , he has to fuck them before anyone else does Franchise ? I start from the inside out ... Such a messy office Oh no ! You were thinking about us all naked in bed . I see You don't have to put ellipses before and after an impartial quote . Finds boogers . This speaks to me . I once had a bag of spice and had a girl smoke out of it for the first time ( on spice ) and wanted us to get her to a hospital 10 minutes later . Then she thought my friend was tearing off his facial skin when he was just rinsing his face in the sink . A lazy slave is still a slave . That comment doesn't make any fucking sense . Do you turn karma into money or something ? I see you everywhere with a painted picture . What do you do for a living Shitty_Watercolour ? ! ! Oh yeah . I always have to take it out before going into the Briar Patch . Sorry to hear we scare you What . The actual . F * * * . At first I was like unicornbooty.com is now in my history I agree with this - I'm friends with my friends because I like them and we like the same things , not because of their races . Now that you mention it .. I don't even know what race half my friends are ... Show yourself the door , nonbeliever like , * really * Mexico City ? ? 5 hours and no Kim Jong Un jokes ? > If I hated him I wouldn't bother posting about him . I don't think eating an entire tub of frozen yogurt is considered dieting .... at least not if you're trying to lose weight Yes ... let's all begin to care what medically brain-dead people think ................ What do you mean " you people " ? Redditor for 1 month Do not look at children ... They are not to be looked at . At all . Sperrys and socks I especially love it when they say they just want to chat and aren't looking for sex , but their picture is them with just a pair of briefs on , bent over their bed . Can you say mixed signals ? oh you had to do that twice this year . how nice for you I never knew that flying to another town and back would get you an egg . I'd just bike up and down like that like an idiot for hours trying to get the right trait and gender I do like entrenchment and the other general-related bonuses - and I'm not saying the game should be like Starcraft - after all having micro in a game doesn't make it Starcraft WTF kind of anarchist are you It burns . You scarred me . > finally get your asses to the streets and demonstrate like people who are actually outraged and not like hipsters with free wifi tents and cappuccino machines ... Is this English hahaha ... huk won that game Speaking as someone who has just finished working on the vfx for wrath of the titans , we should be just as scared of liebesman taking the helm of this as we would for Michael bay . At least michael bay can actually place explosions in the right places on screen ... Why don't you just save the other half ... ? This one time , I was procrastinating so hard that I ended up doing the assignment . Now , we dance . At first I thought that hunk of plastic was the feet of some burning corpse During Whitney Houston funeral coverage , they kept using the word " emotional " and I thought to myself " I get so emotional , baby " and then felt inappropriate and bad about myself . Then the newscaster said Whitney was " the greatest love of all . " Oh yes . Tasteful Is Madonna doing the half time ? Would I be a terrorist if I bought 1 year supply of gas for myself ? Jihad terrorist , l , , ( How did I know it was going to be this gif What bugs me is how someone thought this was relevant information I clicked the comments to hopefully get the scoop and not the link for that very reason I just use my iron to make cheese toast and bacon . You know , if I hadn't bought that damn 60 dollar stud / electrical / plumbing finder , and I found this post . I wouldn't have fucking bought it ... Tennant * * never rocked the Bowtie that's not a triforce though . Number 15 : Crap like this posted in r / funny never makes me laugh in real life . Depends completely on what you like and if you're on the PC or console . At least give us some info Get fox news in here . They'll take away all of santorum's credibility by running the piece on where he thinks Jesus spoke English and not Aramaic . FRom the dinosaurs ಠ_ಠ again How can it be " time for a break " in statistics when you haven't even got to variance yet ? When I saw that they had 100 of the " best and most loved " beers on tap " from around the world " I thought to myself , if they have Bells or Founders I will make the drive to taste sweet sweet excellence once again . They had neither ... i don't know if the Do you poop in the bucket ? For science . Why are they sitting so close in all these pictures .... It just occurred to me . Cool stereotyping , guy who needs a dating website they are horrible people Find a hostel and / or a good friend .. Make sure to stay humble and PIF Says Justin Bieber It still took a pretty bad nerf in damage for the M98 , I might just end up focusing on being Eng , and Assault Yet not reference my helicoptering abilities Seriously Reddit , stop using Boy talks smack . She's easy because she's having monogamous sex in a committed relationship ? What a whore , amirite ... It's HTML . I just copied in one day . I changed my phone setting so when I type " wtf " it changes it to " and the guy with the film he found in the bathroom must have died . i hope he died . damn him . That's not a person Unless his mother IS his g / f When I went to close out of the image I clicked the Accept button So not cool for a [ 6 ] Come on guys , I think she makes a very good point ; This would act as a great deterrent to stop all those innocent people getting convicted of crimes they didn't commit .. Do you understand that AMA means that you are supposed to provide answers to questions asked ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . ಠ_ಠ . Shudder in ecstasy you mean . I was joking by the way . socks on the beach .. Exactly what i came here to say .... Nice screeching brah ~ I apparently reposted this by accident , it is also in another / r / sorry , You realize this is the PM of Canada right ? I was talkin about the comics - ____ - wait are you saying you have too ........ > Basically zerg making micro / a-move jokes Uh .. do you even know the Yo Dawg meme ? Oh god . I always thought it was more of a " I don't know how to respond to that " face than a " look of disapproval " . Oh , how cute , it's Lilly , Rin , Shizune , Em - Nice Irelia pick , she's stronk because she's stronk then he ended with " I don't know what happened in there " - I was like What if someone posing as a legit photo developer actually works for the government and you never see them or the " item " again . That's my paranoid mind thinking . I wouldn't trust anyone . I would try to make copies just in case they take the original . Notify my next of kin that if something happens to me , it was a setup . it's 40 seconds . I really start to question people's thought process when a 48hr shipment is described as slow ( even though the shipping policy says 3 days ) or , when I just waited 2 and half months for my last order to be filled ... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I agree , those DKs really knew what they were doing . One with 3 returns and one with 2 caps ? Not bad . 93 % fail this quiz I'm Chinese and my last name is Yu ( 于 ) . And I have no idea whether someone is " yo " - ing others or they are calling out for me . You've been a redditor for 5 months and you don't know what you did wrong ? downvote for yellow text on a white background Hah , weird , I just see it as a heads up / news . Yeah I did a big i wouldn't be touching that if i were you Goblins gonna ... Gobl . This was just as dangerous as the reddit switch-a-roo ... /: I dug for so long betweent first post . Original post . Update post . Dovic posts . Everything posts ... My godddd my curiosity got the best of me only to find out it was nothing I don't know why other protoss doesn't do this , but when I'm going for the lategame army of " everything I want " I'll have 2 voidrays over 3 stalkers any day , sure they are more expensive but they do a ton more damage and never do any " overkill " nonsense ( 20 stalkers shooting the same zergling You sound really pessimistic . I don't get how someone can support Real Madrid AND Barcelona at the same time I think except for those who are homophobic , most could careless that you look . in my situation it got to me when the guy looking decide that he was going to trry to turn me gay . He is actually making this Thanks ! Summer is the best time for photos , no cold shaky numb hands screwing up the process . ( Camera : Canon Powershot 790IS - Purchased at Wal-Mart Because comments = older than statuses . Completely legitimate post , obviously I am so dry right now . Thanks . Military ? " Fat Tire is a brand of BEER " Wait , didn't jesus make the taco though > Putting things in your ass won't do the trick . That horse is suffocating . Some guy being a pretentious hipster , something along the lines of : " You mean you've been a redditor for four years and you've never been to r / abandonedporn It's like the anaconda of slugs ! Where do you live ? You're going to need lots of salt Wait . If you made it to the bathroom why were you still shitting in the shower ? By David Seaman This woman must be a terrible cook if all she uses is a dozen eggs and a cup of flour nooo i wanted to go to bed but now i have to read more of your work .. gj what kind of caption is that Teemo = Naked cat What the hell , Lithuania ? Wait , wern't the mobile phones back then the size of a garden shed ...... What were you doing on 9gag Amanda could very well be a guy . Parents name their kids all sorts of stupid shit these days I was excited when I saw the update news but then I started playing and was like " still just a woman beating asshole " regardless of his tweets I was playing Emerald once several years ago and in the grass west of Lilycove , a Swampert appeared . I think I killed it , I can't remember , but me and my friends were just like " On the behalf of sane Christians , I denounce and disown your aunt's actions . I'm actually happy , its part of why I'm considering giving up . loneliness is a real thing though . having a parter is hard wired into people unfortunately . I certainly don't listen to me penis any more , not again Do you have a problem with rape ? I agree that I liked the maps in MW2 better but for me the rest of multiplayer was extremely broken ... I stopped playing altogether because of shit like hit registry , getting knifed across the map with commando , infinite n00b tubes with OMA , hit registry , god-damn danger close , getting sniped with shotguns , and fucking hit registry . But now , of course , in MW3 its spawndiespawndiespawndiespawndiespawndie My brain hit 88mph . Oh yeah since that's the guys choice I never said that ... Check out his profile and other videos Oh hi , i see your from 9gag ^ ^ , here take my DOWN VOTE . " The End " The picture in the app page is of leaf green no .... dumbass fucking 10 dollars you can spend it on a hooker Clothes ARE a burden ... until your mom walks in . How would you know ? [ sarcasm ] A youth hockey coach whose name is " no pants no problem " I think they are confused as to why those things are called blow-up dolls to begin with . Her ? Why if your name Pinkie Pie and your favorite pony Fluttershy ? Not sure if serious . Dat username . Your username is true .... Wat . Good lawyer or exorcist There is a similar question on the frontpage ... > such as Generic First Person Shooter , Generic First Person Shooter and Generic First Person Shooter . You need light . It uses the camera to measure the pulsing of your blood in your index finger . It tells me I'm going to die soon my heart rate is 112 You're not selling it to me and selling it to me in the same sentence , with the same words . WHICH IS IT , MAGIC MAN ? ! Oh god . You better watch yourself . Don't want to go unexpectedly missing for a few years now do we ? my friend sat next to the porn star " nena linda " in middle school said she had dat ass at 12 years old Yet it only had one post in it " Can you send me Team Fortress 2 ? " I'm an American that wants to be a Canadian You guys should really list your region already . Because they didn't get the unit composition they wanted . ... I was all .. wow that's cool I'm super happy for this guy how lucky .. then I got to the " metal thing " I was eating at Mc Donald's at the corner MacOS with DOS drive letters . Am I the only one who clicked to see if someone had found their porn online ? Fuck Tit Balls is right Is anyone else annoyed and furious ? ! Is that Drawing is really good , but everyone looks like generic anime men . Even the girls Me3 comes out in a couple weeks and you're only on your 2nd me2 playthrough ? No , but I can send you the reminder to input my non-existent Starhawk beta code that they keep sending me because they think I bought Uncharted 3 because I bought Infamous 2 and got an Uncharted 3 beta code . Are you being sarcastic ? If not , I would like to throw up all over your comment and then kill myself Good thing you're not a children ass-man It will not let me sign it . I'm logged in but where the " Sign petition " button is located , it is dimmed out and wants me to sign in . I click on sign in and it pops up with that sign in box but gives me the option to sign out . That's what he meant by take their meats ... Yes ! And I use to be an RES user before she blocked reddit . There are things I miss so much in the world . Dont know why but every time i try to sign in it just refreshes the page Krogasm service ? Lap dance at my bachelor party from a girl who used to wait at the bus stop with me in kindergarten . haha i've actually always thought the big daddies were kinda bad ass . personally i think the best DoW was the first one . the story was awesome and even though you only followed the Marines , it was just soo much fun . but i'd have to say DC was one of the best . i think they did i fine job with their most recent ones . Did you lose respect in him because he is Christian ? If so , that's exactly what all the atheists in r / atheism complain about , just the other way around ! A blistering barrage of 30 CALIBRE rounds ? Look in the mirror . or Hull Depends on which bounces more If only everyone would use their mic instead of sending messages do you mean * * Transylvania ? * * As in Romania ? It's the start of a new breed of aliens . It will slowly move toward your chest cavity , where it will grow for 9 months . Good luck But Absolut isn't even fine vodka What you act it out ? Comcast is a great company . I worked there and love that the bonus goes throughout the company . So the same perks your boss gets you get too . I'm willing to believe this only because what else can explain your sister returning home with feces all over the insides of her car . I don't think that is true ... Ah yes , thanks for the answer . Also for not giving me them Not to be confused with mmo-champion , I guess ? Thanks to your comment history I know what you see .......... At least they cited their source this time . 6 - Where do you find these people ? " Rip off . I'm sure it's great but they'd better fix it . ( 4/5 ) " You're in platinum I got them both my first kill , but I'm a Druid . There's a giant drunk bee having sex with a talking flower with huge breasts . If this blogger's reaction is " relative strangers getting to know each other " instead of " lolwtf " then perhaps Conker's Bad Fur Day isn't for him . when passing 10 minute mark inject isnt as important and when its 20 + you dont even need to do anything I meant I took the photo a few months ago when I woke up . Yes . D-Bags ... The ones who have spent their own money for almost a century preserving the island as it is . downvote for saying you upvoted an upvote I fucking hate pins and needles One of the poorest countries in the world , yet everyone has dashcams ... I didn't even know that someone is able to play at this elo . Unless it's a hidden civilization of vegetables Only five episodes A shot of ... beer ? Alot of white-people food turns me off . Tuna salad ? Yeah , anonymous is really scary . I hope they don't ddos my website ! > * Milli Vanilli * won a Grammy . The Grammy's are the biggest joke out of all of the award shows . > Don't knock it until you try it . But then he posts it here to try and get reddit karma 8 years old . " Grandma's first BBD " So many possibilities and they use it to keep broken chairs Those damn things were fucking useless . I remember my mom's old Ford getting stolen , despite having the Club on the steering wheel . Amazingly enough the cops found the Ford in an abandoned lot in Newark . I guess even car thieves have standards . After we recovered the car my mom couldn't start it with a regular key ; she had to use a screw driver I was more disturbed by the way the guy filmed this thing OP name .... I say that you were correct . Also , if you can , dispute the ban . In my opinion , " He wouldn't heal me " is a Don't forget to add You guys ' usernames No immersion ? Talk for yourself That's the joke . It's like when they made Ireland join by forcing them to vote after they said no . Right after it went to shit . Guess who was a strong proponent for the Irish bailout ? Peter Sutherland , the former Attorney General and former Goldman Sachs International employee . * Her * face ? I see what you did there ... So I was flying the little bird today and instead of my ATG missile disabling an enemy chopper , it just flipped it into the ground Feels weird when I see something posted then realize I live near said place ( also weird being from Ohio but that's neither here no there ) . What's even weirder is when I look at " People " on their site and recognize some of them Kill it before it lats eggs WWII wasn't in the 1860s The fuck ? As a fellow european , I hate you now Agreed . Showgirls needs a new cameraman . i hate this even more because it is plausible You cheated , and you're wondering why you didn't lose any weight ? Yep and that Nuclear material is going to blow all over the place . If War wasn't bad enough now you have Nuclear material blowing all over . Heavy's eyes look like the inverted look of disapproval . ( * * IS EVERYONE ON REDDIT LIKE TWELVE ? * * She said killcam of her , not some random person . Love it ! Looks like Definitely read that as " my strap-on is backwards " and had a little bit of Yes . We have a Badass over here ! More importantly ... why ? ? ? This is getting reposted like crazy on facebook .. I commented on the pic " yesterdays front page reddit is todays front page facebook " then the girls asks me " wtf is reddet ? " I don't think people would be okay with killing turtles that feel when you share a name with a dog . Sorry for hijacking , but does the store sign at 0:36 say Santorum ? just because call of duty isn't over yet What the actual fuck . he stuck his dick and crazy , then discovered exactly how crazy it was ... then stuck his dick back in ಥ_ಥ or maybe ლ ( You could also NOT make a typo in the title of your post I learned this when I was still a child ... almost 20 years ago . Fuck I'm old . * Willy nilly * I'm still upset that you guys tackled him at the 5 . The character who stood out to me the most was that dark elf woman in Skingrad who asked me whether necrophilia was legal in Cyrodiil To add , prior to the immortal buff patch , no other race had A build for every matchup that could get you in diamond or even masters with just a tad of micro [ I'm looking at you Diamond 4gate only Protosses nice . thanks for that . One of these things is not like the others .... It's the force , I read the title with obiwan's these are not the droids your looking for . Everyone is now aware of Discs on Craigslist . Poop . Forget everything I just said on a coffee table .... Should have used " ninja " , ningaers I never heard anything about it Ask Morgan freedman . Now I see why pizza is shaped in a lying down triangle Reddit has corrupted my mind so bad i barely feel anything looking at those pictures ..... Now I have that in my history Why down vote ? ? Just because I used pens to prop up my guns Obligatory bar code Hilarious . If you don't take care of them ... Dat Tristana Thanks for the nightmares ... Why does this excite me As an Argonian - I'm from RI ... And I can say that seems about right ... sadly enough Not anymore Unless you're at work . go on ... edit : ... and onions . I have no idea what was I thinking when I decided I want to try it , despite knowing all this beforehands , and being an onion hater all my life too . and it * really * smells like onions . and rotten zombies and vomit and ... well , JUST STAY AWAY FROM IT . took a little bite , instant gag reflex . can't believe some people name it the king of fruits and actually enjoy the taste ... Stay on the Gilli T island ! great party's , no police , tiny place ! and when they offer to make you an extra strong mushroom shake * * BELIEVE THEM - ITS REALLY STRONG * * probably not the worst example ever , but " All is Full of Love " being originally a Death Cab for Cutie song It's past your bedtime young man The emblem shield thingy with the what would you rather have ? 3 base worth of Mules / scans and die ? or having 3 bases / 2 OC worth of Mules and win the freaking game since zerg cant kill your 3rd with going 200/200 roach on it or Brooblord They do this ? He didn't leave , though . DUDE , FUCKING NSFW . Some of us aren't supposed to look at hardcore porn during work , okay ? Do you have to walk it ? It would be strange to see that thing at a dog park Not sure if serious or trolling I just saw this pic today . Obvious repost . Thanks so much for the review . I was literally at the liquor store today debating between these two . I decided to go with the Ardbeg , but they did not have it as advertised on their website . Stupid scumbag brain Gurkha . If you haven't heard they're doing a recall on the Savinelli ELR line . You can send them to me for a delayed refund . You didn't edit it , there's no asterisk next to the time . Maybe even the one on the right I * just * closed Spotify and shut down my laptop . But I really can't ignore playlists with names like these . ಠ_ಠ This is just disturbing You .... need an upvote for some reason , i felt compelled to watch the whole video Who are you ... What a bunch of fucking hippycrits , first the bash blacks then they end the video with " Peace and Love " . NO , YOU GIVE HIM AND UPVOTE AND MAKE HIM HAPPY , RIGHT THIS INSTANT . ಠ_ಠ just Yes , respect : the cornerstone of every successful fandom . Vertical paper . Disqualified ! ! That moment when you recognize a sibling's alt account from a celebrity story " The nicer Walmarts " wait , so this means that guy had to stare at 9 photos of himself naked sticking his ass at the camera while making this ... That lady . The person who posted that on the wall was a girl I'M LOOKING BUT I DON " T SEE ANY PANTS ! Reading down the right side of the chart , I thought 10 ! ! ! ! was LOL and I was like dat step ! And yes , that is a Gameboy , I dont even know why people are debating that Oh a picture I posted ruined your life ? Just untag yourself duh ! This happens every fucking day ! Then people bitch because I don't " socialize " Whoaw , this gave me the weirdest Déjà vu feeling . Stop reposting this so much . > My former friend's Facebook profile picture . Thanks for the spoiler They should sell used freight containers . Everyone in the uk just type terrorist on social media . You might crash their servers . P That is awesome as hell , mine just wanna bite my fingers off every chance he gets ... This water tastes like shit The tourniquet ... was it necessary ? In reality , water is the most expensive commodity . We will spend 5 dollars on a gallon of gas . On the other hand we will spend 3 to 4 dollars on a liter of water . Your out of your service area . Happens a lot with AT & T Smh makes me sick I live in Virginia , 5 miles from the legislature ... Middle line has 6 syllables . Because of the general tendency to award the Swedes the right to call any damn generic Nordic thing as their own . Far too small a sample size to draw any reasonable conclusion It's still too high Close piano door on fingers The Ishtar is fucking ridiculous Are there really people who didn't know this ? Pedo squirrel . What was you doing He said after the game he did it on purpose because he assumed they still had time to foul and get another shot . With 3.9 seconds . Yea , because of all those guys who are just desperate to get any woman they can pregnant Wait was that only a cat pic ? Or was the cat in a urn and that pic was its tribute . I am a gingerkid and I resent that . I was forced to switch to the system you describe in my * second * year of college ( Who's dog tag do I have steal to get one of these ? Thanks .... but ammonia ? I lost a lot of respect for Morgan Freeman after I found out he was engaged to his 27 year old step granddaughter that he helped raise . They've been together for about 10 years - looks at picture - " Guns Save Lives " I'm OP . Or as some Redditors like to call me " Hey , you karma whoring with someone else's OC . " It took this many years for CWC to get to the front page ? Slap that Your mom ... > What do you propose ? She shares the videos so we can make sure it really happened ? Picture size . That's the spirit ... @1 : 35 - Is that a 4chan post printed out and pinned on his wall ? oil helps everything So is or a psychologist Spiders , specifically jumping spiders . Those mother fuckers can jump like 5 feet No one will ever ruin Pokemon for me Well the 14 month old child wasn't saying " stop " so surely it must be okay And what exactly has this to do with engineering ? Or don't you guys learn that stuff when you are about 15 I just copy / paste it " other dubstep bands " Is there any consensus about how well ` var π = Math.PI ; ` works cross-browser ? If modern browsers use it ( hell , I'll even include IE down to 7 ) , I'm totally going to use that , plus ` var can't tell if being sarcastic , or if chocolatehotdog's reference just went over his head .... jesus , that linked and started playing so fast ... i tried to hit stop , but that crazy sax guy got the foirst 6 notes out before i could silence him . now everyone in my office is looking at me funny . Yeah , how dare they malign the name of such a fine organiza ... I think it's a great idea to just ignore it and hope for the best . There is no one employed by Henry's named Frank ! I honestly listen to Boyz II Men and Mariah Carey when I workout . It's like someone doing BMX tricks with * training wheels * on their bike . One does not simply * link * to tubgirl . I'm trying to decide if the flaming in your name means you're a troll or just gay I'm too dumb to understand the stupidity in their answer . And yet Playboy couldn't shoot full nudes even though she said it was okay because they couldn't get her va-hoo-ha to look anything approaching decent . Now I can't unsee my mind's eye ! Just clicked through to check this out . Homepage is not helpful . I just came back to the game , it did not have this last time I played That IS NOT .... * * A WALRUS * * * * Last panel made me shit bricks . Im 14 > Edit : pseudo-code didn't compile Are you trying to say , you did not want to be the kid to be with that hot oldder woman ? Reply , in the text box window thing press the down arrow at the top and you will see three lines on each side , pull left to right for more options . There it is ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You aren't the first , and you will not be the last . Had a guy last week call a Wildebeest an Antelope These aren't special cookies . That's really disrespectful of him What is this " round " you speak of ? I don't see it in my dictionary ... Might I suggest talking with your husband before resorting to getting a camera . Well that's relevant They did that to me one time . However , I paid for two day air on another occasion , actually got " out for delivery , " and waited 4 hours at home after work for the package to never show . I constantly refreshed the tracking info until I got " Package arrived back at sorting facility " I never got the talk , when my mom found out it happened I got a high five . I also like how he's helping Detroit barefoot as in bare feet £ 115 a week to the church ? hey . It's my job to turn that into copy pasta . Srsly , check my comment history . He was expecting the lemon part . Why are there so many pedophiles in the comments ? I have that textbook ! What the actual fuck ? > Don't fix my posts or I'll ~ ~ burn ~ ~ fuck you . " somewhat orgasmic . " " BJJ is an inherently hands-on " I don't know what that guy said , but from the As of this moment , this comic has nearly 2000 upvotes , and it's a rage comic about * slicing cheese . * no sorry got stuck on Thomas Jefferson advocating castration as a punishment for a crime . Griffin , what kind of name is that ? Young parents The real question is : does it taste any good ? I'd assume that it was done to complement that particular origin / terroir . If not I might as well cross them off my list of roasters to try — I'm not going to pay $ 17 + shipping for an under-roasted cup that tastes like grain . What the fuck does that do anyways I don't like this guy Somebody doesn't like intentional grammar errors to make a point about the post You mean you don't do that already ? You may not want to experiment until after your assignment is over . one of them has * red * hair wait until you see what they're doing to the spaghetti bowl . HOV lanes coming up straight from the street level into the middle of the freeway and shit . finish date - 2030 . oh , and the reason they're giving for the project taking 18 years - it's not fully funded . oh god ... why ... ლ ( Likes cookies AND milk ... nope , dude with num-B-ers for a name was right . I was thinking of chia pets . although now it's stuck in my head too . I will , son . I will . That and the cops that were chasing you are behind your camera when you enter the Pay ' N ' Spray , so when you reverse and hit them , the stars return . I would hope you'd aim higher than a kindle fire Can't really go until Friday Stop the " get a lawyer " bullshit The vast majority of reddit view the military as baby-killing scum . If he started in the second half of 2007 , then his sophomore year started in 2008 , junior in 2009 , and senior in 2010 . Therefore , to finish in four years he would have graduate in the first half of 2011 . It is not the first half of 2011 . Birthday , the word you should say is birthday . Like most history questions there is no real correct answer . There are a whole bunch of possible responses but it really comes down to the examples you provide and it's how well you argue it ... ah screw it , that's all complete bullshit . The only correct answer is the cinematic debut of Rick Moranis's " Strange Brew " . Full " points " [ That was * sooooooo * sarcastic . " tranny " ... " it " ... I don't know God's mind at all . all my grandmas are dead That tree is sideways . > Pay attention to the most up voted YouTube comment . Man hands . Amazing . But the picture of caterpie just looks like he's jizzing in my face . That's inconclusive . Doritos are delicious . Wait , they graduated high school ! This is not good Student is given two weeks to complete ONE assignment . Teacher has to grade 40 + assignments for just that class . Yeah , it's the same . I believe you - downvote for the hipster Fuck . Why would you keep spawning on the jet . Seriously ? " fatass jean sizes " ... * * TIL * * Women poop ... and they leave snail trails Fact still stand that they didn't overturn roe v wade . mist weekly ? Give this man your panties . He earned it . Hmmm in cowtown ? It's called TooManyItems I think this was possibly my friend , she was telling me she likes to text that to random numbers when she got bored right around the same time you got that text Besides it pulling a knife on me after a heavy night of drinking ? Nope . Its been rock solid since it arrived . It has a braided sheath around the USB cable , the Logitech console / app is ' lightweight ' , the Teflon ( I believe ) sliders make it glide nicely , the ratcheting / clicking of the scroll wheel is a nice feedback feature that can be toggled for ' seamless scrolling ' ( cool for the first time , gimmicky after that as the damn button's on the bottom I can understand where you're coming from . There are those that are completely inconsistent with their belief systems , and even use it to push their agenda . Unfortunately I find quite a few of these people on the Christian side ; I even know some of them Much better . Time Warner I have an unhealthy obsession with Sylvia Plath at the moment . Reading all of her works : poems , short stories , essays . I'm okay , really . Allegedly there was talk of Weezer , but it was abandoned in favor of ke $ ha , Wiz Khalifa , etc . Some of CUB's stuff I approve of but this gets a giant It's only like 13 dollars with shipping and its high quality vinyl so it's well worth it in my opinion . Only bad thing is I keep turning my laptop around so I can stare at it 120 Days of Sodom , by the Marquis de Sade , for the sexual proclivities expressed therein , mostly . I don't know why this hasn't been mentioned yet I'll give you . 20 cents for the 3rd on the far right You don't know how to use these graphs . So ..... she wants to be abused ? I hate when people post " ' You have enemies ? Good , it means you stood up for yourself ' - Eminem " . This was a quote by Winston Churchill Life Pro Tip Quit reddit stalking me . Hey , at least you guys have some memorabilia for your playoff runs . All we have are a couple riots here and there . And looks who is playing with a ball and is paid millions per year You ever try not to drink coca-cola for a week ? It's shit like this , Missouri . I moved the picture up and down actually expecting the eyes to move . I'm retarded Whatever floats your boat I guess . Raw pet food sub reddit I don't use frag rounds . Yes , I am sure the transfer of 25 petabytes would only take a few days . I mean , who doesn't have a transfer rate of 96,450 * * MB * * / s ... I hate NASCAR . Gas prices are skyrocketing but what do we have ? 500 laps around a circle for entertainment ... Mother of god ! You're an idiot for not downvoting MaxSoftcore for * * objectifying * * grandparents Ugh , I hate it when people correct others yet they're wrong themselves . You're confusing " latin " with " latin american " ... So what's the age of consent for this kind of things ? > Stop the " get a lawyer " bullshit Now you look like Anders Bering Brejvik . This sentence .. Ninja turtle time " break them up " ? You forgot flapping Whoever wins the joust . Did you even read OP ? Sorry about that , read iPhone not iPod . Context read fail A quote from the grey . " They send the outcast of the cast to check out the victim , " Aaaaaaaand .... I'm hitting the back button ... Give the bitch a treat and she be loving ya I always pop my corn with the husk off . And woody showing Soon you will be with us in zombie land . > If black people stopped being angry and irrational , racism would go away How do you go about finding one ? Yeah , but you didn't even watch the game ... Pro-tip , dont play on a Macbook Now do rage faces * well * . No room for leatherman Says game was given away , Takes shots at teams coach . Wonders why getting downvoted ? As yet another person from Ohio , All I have to say is You didn't even have the decency to tell him how to do it So ..... she wants to be abused ? ? Let her sleep in it So wait , let me get this straight ... NOT only is he selling an awesome Helghast Helmet AND the music is the icing on the cake . WHY WON'T MY MONITOR TAKE MY MONEY We've been buying 390 ' s @ about 60 / month for the last 3-4 months It's not a font , it's called a format It's a comment on the racial makeup of prisons and the clear unfairness of the ruling , not a statement that nonwhite people are evil . The most astounding thing about all this shit is that I live in Italy and I know USA geography better than them They didn't machine the flywheel , that's bullshit . We call this clutch chatter . I'd take it back and tell them they should know to machine the flywheel every time . It was perfectly fine until he poured the coke on it . My cat is actually jumping on the sofa from the back . god damn ... why must I love so close * Looks at username ... * i need a dishwasher for that and im at college What a shitty comic ... Or voting for that matter ! Last act of a redditor before giving up reddit for Lent - karma whoring about how they're giving up reddit for Lent .. Yup . When I track them , they're just in FM walking left and right . Weird . Hah , English is a piece of cake to learn fluently , as long as you live in a country that subs tv shows instead of dubbing them ( Germany 29 and carded for buying Marvel Mystery Oil at Walmart . Thought she was joking and got a First comment on video ... I second this Oh the guy is naked who didn't see that comi ... Like this : Why the fuck did you even bother making a post like this ? It isn't funny , and the joke is about 2 years old anyway . And please , please don't use I read your username as BloodAssLube ... Then realized it was BloodAsLube ... This expression never left my face There are more Mexicans then Spanish people , yet he didn't put a Mexican flag next to the spanish word . Venus Fly trap for our dicks Yeah , because all Christians are like that . And all Atheists are respectable gentlemen who are never wrong > p . s . HOT OR NOT LOL Why were you at an anti gun rally ... What's so On my birthday in 2006 I apparently searched for " grave " . I know this is over-used but seriously : god favorite " uni " verse ? seriously . i think r / atheism can find better faults in religion ... rather than 40 days pre-easter where people give up fucking chocolate .. big deal Yes , how narrow-minded of me to think you meant * the exact thing you said . * I am 5 ' 8 " . AmA Request : someone who has actually used one of thses . " It was very disappointing to find that it ^ couldn't be converted to RWD " I guess I should have read that properly before commenting Alright I spoiler tagged it , but to be fair , I don't see how knowing what the DLC is amounts to being a spoiler , the only way you can get it in your game is if you knowingly pay extra for it anyway You must be from Jersey . :) Goddamn left-lane vigilantes are the worst . That's discrimination . I will not tolerate this blatant discrimination against my robot brethren . you read twilight . 12 gigs of hardcore porn . The Simpsons porn . So is using your cellphone while driving in Germany , like this driver was ... I guess that makes se ... Nope , Hey look it's my entire search history ! Oh god I forgot about all that weird shit I've looked up over the years ... you need to trim your cuticles .. Ironically I can't watch this on my iPad .. so let me get this straight . its your dads fault for YOU smoking cigarettes ? hmmmm interesting . Well , good point . Either way , I enjoyed my job . I'm trying to remember my store number . We still have the store here , all run down . The company that owns it leases it every halloween to a halloween store . If they didn't waste all their freaking money on leasing buildings , maybe they wouldn't have gone under . That and mail in rebates " Jessica Ahlquist was born in 1995 " Your 2 year old reads reddit ? She said this to my Redguard character ; my really dark-skinned Redguard character . Choptop people > Yeah , it's not like I've ever experienced racial discrimination because I'm white . WHat could I know about the subject ? I enjoy spamming my F5 with facebook with Diablo Fans for a response . You've stumbled across America's most dangerous secret : we're hipsters . or ... he is the guy in the van trying to get kids . He is trying to give us the idea it is okay to accept candy I won an item once that afterwards I realized didn't need . I wanted to give it to the next highest roll , but he already had the 397 version . Thank you so much for the insult . Nice try , Einstein . Not back to the moon anytime soon . That was a family computer Downvote for using the short form delimiters " How much does the average adult giraffe weigh ? " Oh crap When I was in Trinity , the Dubs would ask me how I did in my A levels , since I was from Dundalk OH THAT IS WHAT IT IS ! There were pictures of that on some posters by the WPI area and I was convinced it was Satan defiling a cornucopia ( the poster is black and white ) . Don't I feel silly ! You know that is not what we are talking about I am a big fan already . Don't have to sell me . The money is NOT in the banana stand . I'm my haste to post I got the name of the Tweak wrong Red patches on your thighs after a lengthy shit browsing Reddit I see no Azumanga Stranger flap works better on my less dominate hand Three browser icons A broad I grew up with went to Brock and got her B . A in psychology . She is now a ' recovering ' crackhead living off disability for ' narcolespy ' . That's 10 shillings and sixpence . How could the word ' and ' indicate a decimal * before * switching to decimalisation ? Damn cosmetic obsolescence Earth type ... " Didn't want to get sick too " * * I think it was more of Google paying off hackers to take down their competition . I'm looking to immigrate to Spain some time this decade . I'd like to know why the MG36 is getting nerfed with more recoil . It's one of the weaker LMG's ( same base damage and rate of fire as G36C , but slightly better range ) and ammo capacity is limited to 100 rounds . Accuracy was the only damn redeeming feature it had . What the actual fuck , DICE ? ? ? Don't you So sad that I read this in Jon Lovitz's voice ... she doesn't like the stare ... I bought 8 boxes from my niece and she still has yet to give them to me Just because you suck at English doesn't mean you get to determine how we spell things . No . Neither of you are actually napping in that picture > Relative measuring . * Legally * blind ? Hey ! That's my phone ! bastards " Sayne " ? At least spell it right . Oh man ... its ... worse in ranked ? I'd make sure I sanitize it somehow too before using as a secondary . Maybe pour in a bottle of cheap vodka , bourbon , or 151 and swish it around . A guy in my homebrew club barrel-aged a bourbon barrel ale , and it got infected . His was a 55 - gallon batch . I know Why is it on tumblr , is what I think . Never noticed that Make a poo . This is actually kinda terrifying I'm listening to his policy ambitions now . First up : the wealthy are job creators . My facial expression the whole time Hospital ! Jesus christ , why do people come to reddit for medical advice ! ? Four foot tall candle holders . I hope he sanitized his hands after using that thing .. Let the fight begin But if you're too stupid to do either of those you can go anywhere else . I do that , but then I post them . Drunk me is an idiot . Oh god , my 5 month old is doing exactly this . So I have another 9 + months of it to look forward to ? How is this not in WTF cause seriously what . The . Actual . Fuck . I Googled " I believe it's called German humor . The first message ( #25 in picture ) was about the run . The second and third message was supposed to be to the message sender . The rest of the message were people complaining about being sent messages . I think You might disagree with the interpretation but a constitutional right isn't a " loophole " . You mean the shooting ? All redditors are friends . Your room . Read " Saturday " as " sodomy " . Any game with bouncing boobies My friends got dressed up to go to Olive Garden The Last Airbender in the same category as DB ahh im trying to convince myself of the opposite .. bought my 1st set of brushes , dotting tools and stamps yesterday and I cannot sit still ! ! it doesnt help that your nails are awesome sauce flick my cigarette into the street First reaction : One of my shoes . I wear size 18s . I see what you did there Your username reveals your age . You were born in 1998 and just turned 14 . That was pretty generic up until they found miniature goddamn dinosaurs in the long grass . And then they help them paint the mini putt course ... Sorry , i thought it was morally correct NOT to kill someone , regardless of mental state and regardless of how well they lived their life . And if you have the attitude that it's okay to drive in an altered state of mind , you should not be allowed in the drivers seat of a vehicle . I've seen horrible horrible accidents , and the friends and families of the victims will not share the same sentiment of " live it up while you can " that you do . Seriously , get off the roads My classmate Must be a ginger . You make me afraid to live . Then the necrophilia kicks in ... * * a LOT * * Good point ...... I use my email address to login in , not my IGN . Why Whitney ? You are supposed to unplug it from mains when you're not using it Two Cards and no Iain M . Banks ? This is it right here . Or she is missing them on purpose ! Your mother looked like a white rhino Well so much for that ... guess everyone really does have a price . Please do not ask me to put this in the sidebar . My local bike shop has refused to recognize that it is 2.5- inch tire available on the market because he drank it before it was cool .... So because the poor in America don't have it as bad as the poor in India on average , we should defund a social program to ensure that they will ? Yeah , though the conbini bins are categorized . On top of the usual PET / can / bottle there's paper , burnables , non-burnables , etc ... I once got a Atleast it's self documenting . Oh wait , it doesn't make any sense Wait . Why is the momma comment racist ? It has nothing to do with race . You are racist for thinking it has anything to do with race . But now I am starting to sound like I am gratuitously complaining . AHMMM . So with the already highest internet prices in the world this will guarantee we will stay that way for the years to come . I didn't know about this , why was this removed this , most of the time people just pick 3 carries and im stuck with storm spirit , riki or skeleton king They be skippin ' my continent . I've seen three and I have been playing since release . I have only gotten a few quad kills , one of them should have been a penta , but the time between 4th and 5th kills was too long . FIGGOTS SLOWLY LEARNING THE HUMAN LANGUAGE I thought that , my expression was pretty much Where else would you lose it ... about games with adult content Dat ID . Woman in picture . Says : MALE . Read the rules , this doesn't belong here . You must be new . Im still looking for it Rank 3 in Division Hydralisk Uncle Hopefully all the Nickelodeon jokes will have been downvoted by then They decided to dress up some guys from each class and send them around at lunch collecting money so we can hire a hypnotist at the end of the year I've don't even know the voice and I read in it Yeah me too , but then I though about " sounds as dick ... " ? The mouse is backwards Pretty much The last known specimen was killed and later eaten ... Did you ran electricity through your cake ? * " Popular among many females .. " * Oh , wow - you're right ! I totally missed the part in there about a * study * proving * long term success * . You want a ... friend ? Can't tell if serious . " Hey Honey , come help me find some pictures of men with nice cocks and afterward we'll give them to your mom . " they're rolling out fixes for 2012 for PS3 / 360 before they launch the unfixed patch for PC ? We got too many snipers guys ! ! All snipers change class to spy " That shit cray " - Green font on facebook ? Before I started going on Reddit ... Were you really expecting anything better from them ? Are you my long lost roommate ? If so , pay the rent it was really disappointing when I crippled every limb on Butch's body but he could still take the test . You are a fucking retard ! It's good of them to describe what this " game " involves so as to give the idea to those who didn't already have it . No questions answered ? He's already dead ! " Decides " to be a lesbian it's a joke guys But can he do this : > Why am I being criticized for stuff I didn't say ? " The problem with your analysis it that it doesn't solve America's race problem " is not even a valid criticism basically . you know how these things go ... also , she said she's never used reddit . I gave her a I said the entire team was built from the draft up , you said " Except for 2 of your top 3 scorers ... how much ... God . That fucking ending . I how do I know you're not the fuzz ? My family is like this . For some reason , I am forbidden to talk about anything " gross " from my biology classes , yet my parents loves to discuss my 7 - month old nephew's bowel movements over dinner . Because to them , saying you drew blood from a crab is / so much more horrible / than graphic descriptions of human excrement . I mean really . Kinda creepy Relevant user name ... Not sure why that's as a kid Yeah , I won a $ 250 gaming system and they didn't give it to me . A free taco would make me happy with the company . Did it hurt anyone else's eyes that he kept saying " EA are ? " Amen ! Only sadists and masochists plays oboe , or viola the swamp , bryant-denny , neyland , and Sanford ... bush league compared to kyle field I waited 20 seconds thinking it was I've DRIVEN it , and the pedals at the wheel seat are BRAKES so go So not only is your wife pretty , but she also understands your passion and shares it with you ? And not only that but she is an aggressive fan ? Only the second largest country in the world and people always just say Canada without saying what province it is in when referring to where something is in Canada . No , this is not in Baffin Island , Nunavut , Canada it is just Canada . lol i can't believe there is still so many bugs in the game 3rd most famous Lewis : & Clark . " frosted " I am now judging you for being American Thank God it's direct to DVD . how can you have such a blasphemous name ? I'm gonna leave my child with the troublemaker ... Don't bend over to pick it up , it could be a trap You've listed * FOUR * intakes for the 03/04 Cobra and * * two * * for 4.6 2v GT . none of those will fit your car . In nearly every link you provided states the sub-model they are designed for , that's why you get * * TIL the wazzup reference in Scary Movie . It took 9 years . You didn't mention you had a landline You mean the word SPOILER , right ? So the internet is provided and was built only by the government and never by private unregulated companies ? So you are saying that without government there would have never been internet ? " the tail would come out , but you had to get pretty gay to provoke it . " When on holiday in China I met a man who lived near a factory that made strimmers , leaf blowers etc . They all came out with a ' Made in Germany ' stamp > So you are saying that without government there would have never been internet ? wow now i understand ... the Mayans totally ripped off star wars ... really original guys Wow , didn't know that trees can cloak a ufo NSFW warning . You just invented a way to be racist and offensive , and get upvoted for it . You just invented a way to be racist and offensive , and get upvoted for it . & yet you give him a Mac . it's shit like this , church ... it's shit like this that made me GTFO Oh god , don't even joke like that , man . both less annoying than why ? Don't judge me > Ah . A pyramid scheme of saving . > Assumes I have friends ( let's be realistic here .... ) and that they will cooperate ( i've seen this His shit ? o_O yeah he is a guy , roger put it back on ... Terrorism ... Yes , because the top comment definitely proves that statement . I fear getting the bad parts of both I watched the entirety of Bruno with both my parents . No , I also noticed ... And he still got upvoted I don't think he gets it He already has the When did you start playing pokemon ? Because if you're 15 and started playing red and blue when they were released then you would have only been like ... 2 years old when you started You * can't * turn the subtitles off ? WHERE ARE THE HORNS ! ? You brought an extra ' e ' Did you just change genders ? At least they haven't taken over our government ... Oh wait , all the members of our government like to spend money on irrelevant things that people can live without . You didn't answer . I do , a deep gagging cough . And my whole entire family thinks it's just hilarious . Alright then . I can never see it on my phone . looks square What is this ? There can only be one cause the time and effort could be spent studying something that hasn't been studied before The top answer for Angela was " Jolie " Get rid of the red hair , its not very appealing . Also pull you pants up some , I can see your pubes You just made me skeptical of Iranian doctors everywhere this is an exact example , of when the government steals my web history , how I will be incarcerated for something that somewhat resemble cp . Garen doesn't have AP ratios yea man ... we fucking sucked this year I thought you said " a lot harder " At first I was like I have no idea what it means . I can tell you what I know about the origin . I wanted to do a stupid re-caption a meme I saw for a friend ... involving a cat in a breadmaker . As I typed " bread " this " breadfriend " meme came up . I clicked , and saw four of the most WTF meme's I'd ever seen . All were posted 10 months ago with zero views . I posted these to WTF a few hours ago under " So I stumbled across this failed meme ... Remy LeBeau is on my team for UGC . Maybe , but it just seems kind of hypocritical to make huge fuss over requiring voters to have picture ID , especially in WI where they make the process of obtaining a picture ID confusing & difficult , supposedly to prevent people from voting more than 1x , and then voting more than 1x yourself to do it . I just woke up my newborn laughing at this , you asshole . You see , I try to rocket jump like that , then I just end up dead . To be honest , I have a strong scent myself , and have for as long as I can remember . I smell after showering , during sex , etc . My bf doesn't mind , but he definitely notices , and I feel a bit embarrassed ( he describes it as smelling like chili Before the discovery of germs . Bill Maher . My great state I want to know why no one cares that he was video taping some random whores ass Hey at least they did not make it into another game . BUT if a girl puts herself in the picture , she is accused of karma whoring because " guys would just take a picture of the object " I am appalled at the response Reddit has given to this guy . Most men know what it's like to be friendzoned by a girl . This guy went out of his way to ask Reddit what to do , and all the responses he gets are " Oh wow , this is so embarrassing . slap me now , I just got it . Downvote for Nazi comparison I feel like this in a microbiology lab too sometimes . Wear gloves because you're handling salmonella , touch face Look - I'm not disagreeing with the fact that I'm attracted to his studio equipment . But it's not because I'm manipulative and trying to use him in order to use his equipment . It's because audio engineering / recording / playing music is a hobby of mine , and I like to share my hobbies with my boyfriends . It makes it easy , to , you know ... bond . I have those same underwear > Flat chested asian , yay . if a woman takes time to put her ladies on display then dont let them go to waste I'm kind of concerned by how attractive I find girls who aren't overly girly with an a-cup ... > You * can't * turn the subtitles off ? Thanks for calling me an idiot Once when I had just finished work , I was hanging around the front desk having a pretty deep conversation with a colleague about judaism ( since i believe it was chanukah at the time ) and she started telling me all about her jewish ancestry and how her grandfather was killed in a nazi camp , but that her mother and grandmother had a hard time but survived etc ... anyway , after a good 20 minute conversation about concentration camps she sneezes ......... i said gesundheit Waist ? Really ? Attack of the alt accounts Nice . Think my fianc é would like it too ? Report her , blizzard actually looks into that stuff . I know from experience . The fuck ? So Scarlett got pissy and had her camera phone picture nuked from the Internet , then she does this pose If you can't tell what this face is : ಠ_ಠ , ... then you definitely get a " Vegetariskt ja , vi har kycklingsallad . " You have 4 lbs . of googly eyes and you only put two on ? It boggles my mind when people say that kitten heels will make your legs look short , but flats are a-okay . Det var minsann en objektiv och ovinklad artikel ! Bra jobbat , Winar Nord . Seriously ? My girlfriend in a nutshell . Gets asked by some gay teenagers " if she's a runway model " a few weeks ago . Gets pissed off that everyone focuses on her height . Always telling me she feels " fat " today I might not have been bullied , but as someone who struggles with thoughts of suicide all I have to say is Why does your daughter want a knife ? 30 + assassination plots on foreign leaders ... yeah and then wait 4 more months for dealextreme to ship it out to you ! Every other redditor who misspells words or uses poor grammar would've been slaughtered here now . But nyancat 89 instead is treated all nicely . That's quite an interesting sighting . Wonder why . * You didn't take the picture . I know , that's why I was all Referring to Americans as idiots and telling us we have crap healthcare is really not the help the OP was hoping for when he posted this . Calling us all asshats and subsequently making it to top comment is probably the least helpful thing you could possibly have done in this situation . I'm sure you're patting yourself on the back . Well done . " I just suicided myself " " I know it has shitty range , very few ammo before scavenger PRO and low damage per pellet , but I find it fucking awesome . " Thanks for enlightening me Go have fun yourself Isn't this meetup just a glorified mini VCRED meetup ? Why are you trying to tear apart VCRED ? ! ! ! ! I believe that is a mirror image As long as ur not the one cleaning the shower ... I set this as my background on my computer and " Hail Satan ! " is right in the middle . Blah blah blah , another owl By * fabulous he means .... nothing I know what I said America ............................ hahahaha at first I was like My group of friends consists of department of arts students , so needless to say , they look like hipsters . The bad kind . I , on the other hand , dress smartly and fashionably all the time , so when we go somewhere together , sometimes ppl are like > Kinda like the chicken wire " experiments " to prove the Twin Towers were blown up by the government . Damnit . I do NOT need Boy George running through my head all day My underwear size It ' boggles your mind ' that a redditer didn't speak up ! ? Your sister was sexually assaulted today and all you can talk about is getting in a fight ! ? Just tell her you have herpes . Or maybe , she would like that ? Rainbow where is that hand going ? And it's on shuffle ... You have to earn a gift ? Yes you can Not exactly a forgiving learner bike , but that's not really what you're looking for here . The seller was right in worrying about your safety , give your dad the ol ' There can only be one . Just noticed your username ... I just now read that Rick Santorum was in town for a hot minute this morning for a fundraiser at the Chase building ... You are not the true fuck yeah man ! You know , I never really noticed the whole " no pants " situation ... Now I can't help * but * notice it . So he was the only one with terrible social skills huh ? > ... but I'm going to mailinator2.com * is * an alternate domain . Task Killer Wait a what .. ? Crazy strength and doll pain wieso postest du das auf / r wien ich glaub wir kennen diese orte und jeder tourist der " vienna " in google eingibt wird genau das sehen I am disappoint Someone didn't miss the first 30 min of class What a contradiction . jpg * as i'm reading * Oh this sounds like a good stor ... wait wtf ? ! Really impressive , but no spotter or safety bars for that weight ? your face is like this : Japan . Is that what I said ? " Can't capture no more " Happy cake day nigger I used to live in Seattle Hall . Yeah , I also liked reddit before it got popular . AND Sheth wrong ... Well , now I feel like an idiot . Yeah , loaning him out to the country and team that he loves and will always be a home to him , regarding that his form has been , let's be honest , spectacularly shit , is a terrible idea I detected no spite in your comment . You must not be a FPS gamer Redditor for four months . See yourself out . Awww ! You look really happy . Like , * really * happy ... My 1st time in r / guns and i see this guy ... You actually answered to one of the most frequent forms of scam mails out there ? It doesn't look like the feeling is mutual . Looks to be a classy gentleman ... That seems ... really irresponsible to discharge an assault rifle on a sudden whim to deal with a wild emu in a cornfield . Pudiera ser peor , pudieras tener 1.63 de estatura Cannot be unseen . When I was about 10 , my best friend ( who lived down the street ) and I were sitting outside of her house when she turns to me and says " My parents are getting a divorce . " Thinking she was joking , I started laughing . Until she started crying . I find the laugh surprisingly attractive . Ah man I didn't think about that .. all I thought about was finally meeting a whole new side of my family . English weather is getting me used to it ... Yeah ... sadly so did I > I'm typically unenthused . What happened to ಠ_ಠ . I thought Oh , oops Bernadette Nixon 256-651-3304 . Tell her subway sent ya . Everyone is going to call jermy today . > I welcome the downvotes because [ 1 ] / r / atheism has become as hateful and small minded as the small group of religious people you keep raging on He would if he wanted the karma ... A 23 year old with one season of starting experience in one of the most difficult positions in the NFL ? Definitely time to pull the plug did you beat your girlfriend then make this rage comic to maintain plausible deniability ? Asshole didn't even round up to $ 1.34 Grats on your first Blizzard game ! Don't buy any , because then you will never get beta invites for any upcoming titles . Trust me . I know from personal experience . scruffy only has a moustache My question is why the one on the left has boobs and a penis you know F5 should be a functionnal key if you spend time on Reddit , you should also use it for that Or worse ... You could become * committed * with crazy ... We have one of those ! It's called a " butcher " . the last time i saw this photo posted on reddit a boatload of butthurt white knights kept going on about how despicable it is to make fun of people on the internet . I mean , i dont just flat out pick on fat people ... But she's eating * fucking mayonnaise * out of the goddamn jar . * " Third World Kid " That is actually absolutely horrifying to see in real life . It's been 6 minutes My sister is a librarian > Why did nobody else make this critique in 10 hours and 200 album views Dear sweet jesus ! I remember Outlook used to get flaky if its data files got over a gig .. but 20 ? It's Google . They own the room . That makes two of us ! Idk i got into it super excited and now three years deep , not so much , and too late to change . I'd be happy for like a channel 5 gig . Hmmmm , dip pen but no ink well . Staging fail . She's holding the pen nib upside down . Model fail . I read this as " Suicide bombers kill four Pakistan police - Yahoo ! " When you'r drunk , you don't necessarily type the same way you speak > Definitely apprepriate one time my twin sister and i were out and we got this . " are you guys twins ? " .... " yes " " are you sisters ? " ... " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ .... no were cousins " ... " oh , i thought you were sisters sorry " .... " ಠ_ಠ Dude , those sandwich bags make me shake my fist in anguish , and of course that's what my deer uses wow , awesomegifs watermark I already played almost all of those games on some machine called the PSP I knew from the title , that this was an r / atheism post . I need to resist the urge to link to Hyperbole And A Half's " alot " here Saw 60 card deck , re-read title . What theese guys said maybe not inhaling ( use to have a friend who smoked it like a cigar Yeah , saw that and " I was using the toilet as my girlfriend ... " Haters are going to hate you . I imagine their expressions to have been similar to this : Cheaters never get caught Your sick , that is a great way to get your date in your bed The Playstation may be manufactured or assembled in Japan , but the the owners are HQed in China . They are $ 100 in America , because we owe China . They are $ 30-80 in other countries . Think about it . Anything we get from them is going to be pricey , and not going to be for the ones who don't owe them . And lastly , don't call someone stupid . This is over the Internet , so I see where you get your balls ( coughs ) from . Now that's a real grandfather Pedo bear can't die this picture is already in iron golem page of minecraft wiki . If we tell we have to kill ya . I'm originally from Michigan I also stole his mail - Made me laugh , and it hurts for me to laugh right now March 11 Meh . I had requested this weekend off a long time ago , and now I'm stuck working . I guess new workers with their schedules take priority to a request from a more senior employee given weeks ago . You act as if you're decades older than these scouts lol . They're 11-12 and you're just 15 The link says MittRomneyCentral.com Only one piece of bacon per chicken breast ? ! My friends are memebasers i know what you mean i got new ones for my phone and they are fing huge twice the size of my ear canal I read that as " I'd rather have four quarters than a hundred * penises * . All aboard ! That was not my point I don't think you know what a hipster is .... I don't think you know what a hipster is .... Was gonna say ... you're 15 Don't understand the down-votes ; every college friend of mine that studied abroad came back putting on airs . This comment captures that to a T , including the faux throat clear to feign humility . 40K + in body work ........ with stock mustang v6 rims > In total there were 60 unique Linux distributions mentioned in this category ( including 12 of you that put some flavor of Windows as your primary Linux distro He's still not a big fan of the negroes . you dont think withdrawing every foreign american military base would change much . really I would like to say nothing . I'm * very * anti-piracy .. But , even someone as perfect as I ( I think the R32 would at least be a Yuengling Seen ? There's a lot of religion there ? I thought 70 years under a communist dictatorship would've beat it out of them ... Not pictured : Our fucking galaxy . It a joke Just don't ask him how to manage Diabetes . Have you heard of screen capture or print screen ? no ... they make stickers . I think people's idea of " old " is extremely skewed > while khimar here is cover , where is she referring that she doesn't have the cover ? ? on her head ... so she is clearly talking about covering her head ... I don't see how this is unclear I had an ex bring me with him to a local band's show at a small venue . He told me not to stand next to him because he didn't want anyone to think we were together . I have seen You marry her . > I have seen Ok so are you agreeing with my initial post of Isn't there big flashing text that explicitly tells you not to do it ... yet you do it anyway ? > I think reddit's idea of " old " is extremely skewed So says the Gerontophile taking the picture I'm not here for the Karma , ha , help me answer the question ! ! Daily Mail . I think reddit's idea of " old " is extremely subjective > In total there were 60 unique Linux distributions mentioned in this category * * ( including 12 of you that put some flavor of Windows as your primary Linux distro Says the guy wearing green phat ha i only read swedish twins and got a boner , this turned out to be very disappointing Beethoven was not American ... Absolutely not . Everything posted on Reddit has a political agenda . I always find it awkward when I tell one of my friends and they don't believe me . They say I'm too " normal " or too " pretty " to be a lesbian . I WOULD ONLY FUCK HER IF SHE WORE THE PINK SUIT WHILST THE FUCKONING COMMENCED . This is fucking disgusting To do character storage and recruits / veterans packs server side . Hey , doesn't look like one AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF BRAVERYJERK CARL PAUL SAGAN HAD FINISHED HIS WORK OF CREATION , SO HE RESTED FROM ALL HIS WORK . I don't want to be Quayle-man Why haven't you yet denied raping and killing that girl in 1994 ? ... then his own paparazzi would harass TMZ photographers & amp ; the like . You need a reason other than to not be filthy ? I just had to go and see what else was on there I was raised Catholic too , haven't been to church in years . Is writing a letter really necessary ? I thought you just stop going . And that's it . What's that thing Redditors do when they see stuff like this ? Don't tell me what to do . Haha when Dean asked Bobby " Did you kiss him What did I just watch ? or one of the many other countries ... They didn't even give him a chance to plug his Youtube channel or anything . I'm going to try and find that . I think it may be hard since all distress think they , themselves are ' awesome ' Vodka + a chainsaw = I kept reading ' Net Cramps ' So , logically , if you throw poop at a wall it will make a baby chicken ? good to know ... I don't give a shit if you believe me or not . All I know is that your a sore loser after I proved you wrong . Then you try to play it off as nothing happened . " Texas University " Im an atheist and I dont think God would approve of your comment He said beginner People in the audience .... Y U clap ? You didn't want to watch it before ! ? elbozo_LMG joined the platoon EA Mods & Friends 7 hours ago " Based on a true story " ... Every time a zombie apocalypse thread makes it to the front page . ‎ " Killed him with shots to the face ... Two years later when he got out of prison " We have the same mobo , case , and cpu Yes it was irrelevant , but how the fuck is he " filth " He probably likes it anyways .. Thanks for reminding me of the disappointment Never . If there's an awful customer , they'll get horrible service and mocked back in the kitchen , messing with food though is a line that I , nor anyone I've ever worked with , have felt justified in crossing . And I worked at the mall . At Christmas time I put 200 hours into the game before I discovered Windhelm even HAD docks . Leave them ... 8 comments , no upvotes . OHTHANKGOD ... Wait Ohhhhhhhhhhh , Americans . The jewish population of Germany is tiny for a reason No you didn't " i buy SUVs because I feel safer in them " Odd image dimensions ... you cropped out the tits , didn't you ? Damn , I remember taking a specific mental note in the game when I saw this , but now I forget where it was And this is why girls don't like you . Same with me , only he was doing 40 , on in a tight alley with not one but 2 t-junctions You're even getting downvoted for this post . Fine , thanks for asking but the bike " the " al pastor truck ... because there's only one . # 1 Rule of drawing stick figures , don't add necks . Seriously , shit just looks weird . Gaming degree ? I watched it loop about a dozen times waiting for it to move . My imagination * made * it move . Tried to do this with a few friends of mine . Apparently it's illegal . Imagine if game developers charged released a game with no buxom ladies but then charged for DLC ( since thats literally what Hitler Games , Inc . would do ) that unlocked bouncing boobs instead ... So much gamer rage for capitalizing on _MENZ BIOTRUTHS _ Yeah . Not to be racist against the Irish , but people are generally dicks about being Irish on St Patricks day . Yeah , like last week . Almost exactly the same too I remeber Bonzi Buddy ..... haha the harvest gods bless me with great yields . I thank you Believe it or not , my dog brought home a rotting dog leg , I mean , he is a dog and all that but I was like : What have you done to my childhood . I'm unattractive to both sexes all ಠ_ಠ and no ಠ_ಠ makes ಠ_ಠ a ಠ_ಠ You're right ! I didn't see that since it was on the front page . WHY IS THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE ? ! Pics or it never happened No TL ;D R ? I'd be more glad to see some scenes from the show if they'd give us a release date Hey fellow ailenblue user ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Strobe is your favorite song of all time ? Point taken , Anus_Blender . suicide is NOT allowed What just happened ? : o i know the feeling ... i still do You wanna dress your girl up as a flapper ? I think you and I have the same friend , he did it once when I was talking to my high school principal ..... Thank you , William F . Buckley Me too > An all powerful being needs billions of years and basic life just to create one intelligent life form ? I will be waiting ... because it's not seen as homo-eroticism here in sweden I can't begin to express how obnoxious i find this thing > She likes to shove her finger in my belly button This is still going on ? It probably says something about both me and Reddit that my first reaction was to check the shadow for photoshopping even before the " Awwww " reflex kicks in . Internet Explorer . Definitely IE . I never got a proof . Playing since 2007 . As a straight guy I'd say yes , let you take me out to dinner , buy me some drinks , then tell you I'm straight at the end of the night when you go for a kiss , thank you for the night and be asked to go home . I'd give you mixed signals all the way back making you wonder if I'm in the closet leaving you confused for weeks to come . While the sentiment ( " Negro History Week " ) started with a black guy , Black History Month was created by and officialized by middle-aged white guys . I guess they didn't know anything about the month they created either , right ? White people can't have opinions on BHM , even though they can have enough of an opinion about it _to create it_ . Did you read " Josh " ' s review ? All those details are accurate . NO CONTACT WITH WOMEN . We weren't even allowed to look at them ! Got me ... Why is this not marked NSFL ? ... * demilitarized . 50 cal bullet * ? At first I was like " Yeah ! Score one for personal rights ! " ... then I read that the guys accused of having 5 tB of kiddie porn and I was like " not sure if true or just a clever trick Just so you know ... we are no longer friends . Hahahahaha it's a bland joke that only serves to inflate a particular group's ego . Mother of god what is that font Hue again > Note to young redittors - Don't become a doctor ! Not worth the stress , hard work or debt . And society likes to treat you like you're pain-inducing scam artists . I only wish I was kind of kidding . So much for being excited about getting my MCAT scores this week Lickitung + Cloister = I would like to punch Kim Jong-un . In his ass . With my penis . NO LUBE . Shit is weird when even * Nudist-On-Strike * says " Diver as well , they are such gentle giants , so it makes me sad when people touch them . They think it's fun to touch it , little do they know they can cause it to die in agonizing pain . Big fish , big heart , touch it with your feelings , not your hand . Obligatory " Don't use your penis either " . I'm looking at you reddit . Dude I think you stole my cat's sibling . They look EXACTLY the same with the white going up the same degree on their legs . " I've gotten to the top and stayed their with all three races " Internet Explorer Why is it a stereotype that Americans are fat ? Oh wait ... I read that as a video of you * fucking * ducks . I still clicked it . I'm angry at linkin park No problem . They get some huge slab and keep dropping it over and over again to get maximum flatness . I thought that was a camera you were holding until I noticed it was a straight razor … How can you be a member of this subreddit - - NAY , a member of this UNIVERSE - - and claim to have never seen Mean Girls ? Cloudy with a chance of meatballs Are you serious ? It's Weepingbell Reddit ! That or the puppy formally known as the tide doesn't lift the croc when the croc wants to leave it just floats away .... or its a flying crocodile ... Not really NSFW Writing on an iPad keyboard is annoying , I make lots of mistakes , sorry Madam you have a dirty mind . I meant he's drinking the energy drink pimp juice . Eww Why couldn't people just be using pencils ? Lebron shoots a shot he rarely has done this season to start the All Star game . Hahaha , mom , you so silly ... fuck off . Well he does * breed * with pokemon .... i would go to Hollywood and find justin beiber . then hang him from the H in the Hollywood sign . Cause I give a shit about imaginary website points with no monetary / sentimental / any fucking value . I went to Apple and they replaced my phone to resolve the issue . This is my 16th replacement . So * you're * that douche that always complains about the douche that comes late and interrupts the class ? This is a troll . I call BS . I'd chew that gum . I unsubscribed from the spam he and his campaigners send out . In the comment field when asked why I'm unsubscribing , I put him NDAA and not being against senseless OWS beatings . Essentially calling it hypocritical politics . I still get the fucking spam from him and his team My manShep is going to continue his bromance with Garrus . I'll probably just keep them and hand them down . Assuming that they would enjoy them . I'm taking them to my grave . It may have something to do with the boxing--but I'm no doctor . Why is the record company's upload in 240p ? Why is the government funding pre-school ? Did Hussie try out for Tim and Eric ? I would hide all of the meme threads but there would be nothing left on the entire fucking page . I do enjoy the insightful threads that come few and far between though . Very fucking few and far between ..... Hollywood , your subliminal messages are showing ... This game needs to be re-made and not be a fail You should , sir . You decided you want the collector's edition less than a week from release , and you're surprised that you can't get it where the hell did you get that idea ? I think this is why these types of programs are steadily decreasing in number your profile picture should be of the monkey and not annie ! Talk about first world problems Rick Santorum at 32 % ? Are you kidding me ? My thoughts exactly . Except he was at 35 % when I looked you are humping your cat YES . Him in Red Eye gave me the creepiest ladyboner . And in Batman Begins . I may have a problem . Luckily my school has a crit thinking class , but unfortunately the teacher does not teach . Poor Isis , it's definitely not fur . When we discovered the fat over her hips when she sat down and that she was developing a fat roll over her tail we decided no free feeding and weight management food . Bean has to sort of suffer along side her , he looks at me like " I don't have a weight issue , why can't I have food all the time " Games are relatively cheap ... " His wife is a lucky girl . Your * current * gf ? I don't get I ........ oooooohhhhhhhhhh Unfortunately , no ... And it was a pain to get to work that day because of the traffic This might be the cure for childhood obesity .... maybe even adult obesity . Yeah right ... MFW " released in 1997 " WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON THE TOILET WHILE GIVING BIRTH ? He means that the entire shot isn't taken all at once . I went snowboarding today ( hence no sleep ) , and when I saw this as an orangered , my immediate reaction was , " no way ! I fucking did it again Why the I bet it's as wide and deep as the ocean . a guy did this to me Not calling anti gay , saying that the attitude concerning others actions that have absolutely no impact on oneself seems a little of the kin . The pig's own person ? You're never better off missing the feels That sweatervest That's some real " Lord of the Flies " shit here Life of a Raven : beat all the playoff teams , lose in the playoffs . Did North Korea just order a million of these on blue light special . America freaks out . " the results can be explosive . " Listen to depressing fucking love songs and try to get my shit together . In all honesty a lot of my time is spent crying . There are plenty of links in the first result on Google . Is it just me , or does the bear look kind of like the blurry bits of MISSINGNO ? Fuck , now I know why that pokemon was censored Why isn't he wearing shoes in a lab ? Yeah I was wondering what kind of ceremony this involved . FIRST MOVIE . Guys , I get that you're jealous , but don't downvote the poor guy for asking questions . EDIT : I meant the sarcastic version , like , " Not in the Canada app store ? Goddammit . You know whats really wtf here ? That lame hairstyle THAT ... was my big " WTF " ... Nice try Ben Roberts Wait , so you wouldn't care if others were giving you or in his prime Berard ... traded after winning the calder The exchange was rather I always wondered where the hell common bandits could get a full set of Daedric , they obviously have shut down more Oblivion gates than I did i could run far render distance with no problems back in alpha . Now theres all that " Java 64 bit " bullshit Facebook birthdays are like circlejerk farming . You say that ' ' LOVE YOU OMG HAPPY BWERTHDAY LOLOLOL ' ' thing to everyone else almost everyday and when your time comes , everyone else do the same to you . With our two kids I know I'm sitting right beside you , but this man , is pure intelligence . Ugh . I see a guy driving his Acura NSX in the snow all the time My bud and I work at red lobster . Not funny Thanks , now I have great recommendations in amazon . Much like magic > * " ... that's not a victory flag , we haven't even had an argument great , let the internet authoritarianism begin . The Jack Daniels distillery is actually in a dry county and the law includes an exemption just for them . Ugh , fine , move over , I'll do i - hey . Redditor for 19 hours I was at the peeler's once and a stripper started doing this while giving me a lapdance . I kind of jerked my head away and gave her the does the guy in the background to the left have a boner ? RGIII running by a school zone ... So ... Malz and Akali counter each other ? I recently saw this and my face was like this ---> ლ ( That's not has the chat wheel works This also works and is free ! Assuming you have a gun you can just pull the bolt on and look down the barrel . I'm looking at you Marlin Model 60 because it's vital to humanity's existence to know how pickles are made . Citala je neki govor ... Koji je OK . Ali njene gestikulacije i kreveljenje su jednostavno bile How did an incorrect response that contains unmarked spoilers get so many upvotes ? One who played through DeS shall not use any summons in first NG .... so it would be okay if a girl * did * have lopsided boobs and you " kindly " pointed it out to her ? Scene kids everywhere rejoice ! Srzly though , Streetlight is alright , but half the people I know that say they like ska only know Streetlight , and even then only because they played on Warped . Whoops , that was an honest mistake . Pretty much , every election it's Dischord v . Zoidburg . This was the first thing I saw when I checked . What the fuck indeed . Excuse me , what ? downvote for grammar Those look like spiders . ಠಠಠ I thought that site was mostly used for women dreaming about weddings , anyway ? Unless she's planning a wedding while already married ... Hope the power cord is okay Someone said " Wait , is this a 15 year old ? Awesome , we now all have cp on our hard drives What a nice The realization that lady bugs could fly . Yes , girls who are into group sex are obviously cheaters who can't be trusted . what's that supposed to mean Do you know which post I'm talking about ? Some people went as far as to say a woman should be forced to carry their baby if they don't have a genuine reason for abortion and one person even said that saying a fetus isn't a person is opinion , not fact endless skyrim comments , browsing a subreddit called ' niggers ' , you hilariously called someone a bigot then said they were probably from turkey because they were such an awful human being , following a fatty fetish subreddit , posting your uninteresting family guy observations to 2 different subreddits looking for upvotes , you listen to metal , you verified your email , you use this stupid face : ' Yup , read it like that too . Now all I can think is that the water cascading down makes the same noise You're going to have to come up with a better excuse to bust out the " That's not very nice . Two wrongs never make a right ...... I Upvoted you . I needed too . You win . At whatever game that's played , you win . Oh yeah , reddit isn't sexist at all ... I'm a Mets fan " Pro-life " people often think that the zygote / embryo / fetus is an entirely separate body from the mother , and therefore its rights somehow trump her rights . Never mind the fact that for most of the pregnancy , the thing has to be a physical parasite on its mother to survive , or that carrying the pregnancy to term may have drastic and negative effects on the mother's well-being . Damn whore shouldn't have gotten herself knocked up ... So .. you're the one that masturbates at the rivers No , only a same gender version of myself . I've thought about this many ... many times . I saw a pigeon with a broken neck wandering around once , I kicked it to try and put it out of it's misery , It shat itself and continued wondering around . Ha , so funny to see this ! I immediately thought , " Who cloned me and made this ? ! As far as I'm concerned , My alternate reality personality can go f * ck herself . You're telling me human fetuses have no value * because * you have to wipe their ass ? You're not getting my porn unless you pry it from my cold numb hands ! He has been a Redditor for 6 months ... " inatimate " objects ... This Laureli person sounds like a lot of fun . A ) I'm a dude . So we have ... Rock Segment ... and we still have that SD Tag Match ... and right now we have Hoeski segment .... we have 30 min left .... 1 + 3 - 42 x 7 = math stuff ..... Guys ... I don't think we're gonna see the Funkasaurus Seems like he is grading the players in relation to his expectations of them before the season . Then again imo Love and Pek deserve an ' A + ' mark because they do what they are expected to do extremely well . Rubio really needs to improve his shoting to get A + tho I can't fathom someone spending 130 on a keyboard ... they're like $ 5 ... Well I'm done with pasta for a while . Well then one level below the knowing tackle level Well , it's nice to know that he eventually ate that rat . je va être là de mardi ( demain ) à lundi ... Comic sans ? Wait what , no ! I meant H . P . Lovecraft , he was a big fan of his work , way to Goodwinize the thread bro Neither am I After cramming all 4 seasons of " Battlestar Galactica " in one week while I can't do shit with this cast on my hand ... I like to say " Oh My Gods " now . Ive gotten a few " I've been to Bumfuck Nowhere , Nebraska , it's way the hell away from anything , but I live in Omaha , and go to school in Lincoln , populations 500,000 and 200,000 , respectively ಠ_ಠ That's hysterical . You anesthesiologists sure know how to tell a good joke Cream cheese and tomatoes ? Why does she hang out with you then ? Hah . Upvote if got it before you clicked load more comments . I know exactly how you feel . I'm in high school as well , and there's only one outed kid that I know of . He's scary , and once smacked my ass with a paddle in PE , which I really don't appreciate . No ! Obama . , but CNN wolf said he dead . 16,000 likes ? He rounded up ... You know you only came to the comments to only write " Ravineception " or " We must go deeper " ' wet manholes ' you posted this AFTER an answer had been posted They ? As do I .... * GREEEAAT * ....... now i have to put new pants on Newt is " astonished " that Obama is a pussy ! ? The drop bears are kinda deadly though " Thanks a hell of a lot , Mom ! That was so good it made me want to do my first post ... That is crazy . When somebody was not raised like that and then sees something like that it is considered fucking crazy , ignorant , bigoted or whatever you want to call it . However , in the typical christian point of view you are right . They would be considered smart , well prepared , and to the point . That is very unfortunate and I always forget that people like that make up a large population of America . They are the reason Santorum ( At first I was like : " lol , then Ken goes and forgets about the other Asuna , just like he has with Nagi , Zeck , Akria and anyone else important uhh ... so how is this working out ? I can see we're already abusing it Hahaha ... you must be joking Whelp , now I am just going to leave it that way just so I get more When applying for jobs : " Just keep throwing shit at the wall and eventually something will stick . " The guy who picks his bike up , turns around and walks off > Watch either a 25 minute ad or have 2 commercial breaks . WATCH THE DAMNED VIDEO ! Now the waiting game Pillow here . I can assure you that that is * not * what I do . I read : The anal rape recorder ... Damn Norsemen , takin ' our jerbs This post is uselles if you don't give the cords Our Principal said that i had the same personality as Hitler ... So what was the point of this whole thing if you're not outing him AND not getting the beer you're entitled to ? Can't you just copy-paste it ‽ That's what I do with the l I have a friend who recently told me he fapped in the library at school and does this on a regular basis ... He's a 24 and a college senior ... What will you do once you get there ? * * Walt's Face = > YEAH ! THEY'RE RUINING THE SYSTEM BY OVERBURDENING IT ! Which is exactly what I said they always started at 9am > * " give it away . im from the tree section sooo excuse me That is not something a filly should be looking at The scariest part of this whole thing ( next to the child exploitation ) is someone had thang that chick . > I know plenty of pro-choice doctors and OB / GYN's . why would you consider 9gag as a rival ... Wait a minute - you're " awkward when it come to new people " but you're looking for a group sex scene in your new city ? Does not compute . Rockets fans ... Unfortunately , Ugg boots are also an epidemic in the US . When i talked to her about a journal , she said you could do one ... Oh , well that makes it alright then I guess ... do you taste your vagina often ? Liar ! You said you had enough computer for the day only an hour ago ! There's a sub reddit of pictures of dead children ...... Not sure if not enough space or far too much Why is that one dude wearing a pink skirt ? * That * was incredibly helpful , the ways you expressed it even . I believe kids are as they're told . For example , when I was little , I was sort of soft spoken , but I wouldn't say shy . Then people started labeling me as the " shy girl " and I began believing them and became quit timid for a lot of my childhood . So if everyone's telling him he's a shitty kid who does bad things , he probably believes it too . Thank you for these words of encouragement . I have so many people telling me that I have lost my mind for taking him in . That's what I tried to say ... freaking auto-correct Am I the only one wondering why there are blasters on that commorant ? They even have a reddit button for you to do it automatically ... .. why was your light on when you weren't home ? Did anyone happen to see the video suggestion titled " video 14 - URINE THERAPY PROVING " Is that a fucking Gawker link ? You should know better ... 100 coins . The only right answer is over , unless of course you own a cat ( and refuse to keep your bathroom door shut right now I just have the radiohead bear and this : I'm onto your shenanigans , RetlaOge haha ! well now I will no longer sit down and smoke there ... Exactly ! The Cherubi isn't based on an inanimate object - cherries are plants . You resented * bringing * lunch instead of eating * school lunch ? * at my middle school , the school lunch would * bounce * if it was dropped on the floor . What a spoiled unempathetic bitch of a daughter . Actually , calculus is so hard because there aren't any numbers at all . How am I supposed to math with no numbers ? Try being a die hard football fan and hearing " it's ok , it's just a game " after your team loses when they're this close to getting in to the Superbowl . Instant rage ! Lady , if you weren't my bestfriend's momma ... I honestly have no idea why it's opened like that . Basically : Shoes I ordered off Amazon with 1 day shipping , arrives a day late . Delivery guy leaves to deliver at 1:46 PM , and ends up trying to deliver it to my college at 10PM Diablo 2 ... that damn door never opens > Then he * stood in the kitchen holding a knife , unable to decide whether the time he had poured into my upbringing was sufficient reason not to gut me on the spot . When he eventually calmed down , he realized how much time had passed and claimed he * forgot about me . It's a school where all of its student body can code , and they blame it on California ... Not what I mean't She looks nine . I'd tear you to shreds after . ಠ_ಠ King of Winterfell ? Oh hey uh , pedo ... mmm ... bears ... uh bloody .. cock . Redditor for 99 days " I am really mad at you and not talking to you for a while because you were really mad at me and not talking to me for a while . " – My high school years in a nutshell . He can't be pedobear if the girls are in college ! I understand what they were getting at , but still You don't have any pants on . What has happened to r / gaming ? ? Redditors playing MW3 , this is shameful . She ? yea it's kinda scumbag of the creator of this to require the ring to be charged but not give the option to pick the thing that was needed to charge it Not a reactiongif Came to quote that exact same thing . I brought this along with me : Grandmother : Why would I ever go downtown , everything I need is out by the mall ? You had me at Hammels . Sigh , so sad . I worked at an ELECTRONICS store and had a MANAGER do the same thing . Side note : how does one make the " We have cougars in this country ? Who knew . Not just " past it " slappers ? I think they meant the death threats the same way Katu meant that Dragon was cheating .. aren't we all just a bunch of fun trolls ಠ_ಠ don't give anyone ideas . some politicians actually said motorcycling should be outlawed in my country Your parents loved each other and had a healthy sex life . How traumatic . That Poppy skin makes her look she ripped off Shyvana's horns to wear on her hair You were * * downvoted * * for being too old for Pokemon . THOR ! anyone else immediately read black pants in india I'll probably make another one and make the areola a little smaller It's not just you - and of course it happens when I have my first ever semi-successful post ! Does not ship to Canada Then you see the video / pictures the next morning ... ಠ_ಠ lol but still I would You just described my ex aside from small tits ..... Now that one of my posts has been meta-posted about ( as an image .. clever karma-reaping skills .. well played ... If you're tall , how did a kid kick you in the head ? Wow , you really took it to your grandpa .... good job ...... you mean 20 minutes after you posted that comment , you were high for that long ? you should still be high now $ 25 shirt .... $ 17 SHIPPING ? type to learn ! If that was your job everyday , wouldn't you have the same IT WORKED Better bring out White Mamba tonight Thibbs , we've been fiending I'm Korean and usually they end up picking their own English names if their parents didn't officially give them one . I met this one guy who was thinking of names to be called and chose Fernando ... Pen and paper man The packet said it was animal I didn't see the sign at first I want you to know , I hate you . Since seeing this damn . gif , I've had a constant feeling that there are Maggots in my foot , and have had constant leg spasms . This is 100 % worse than when I was playing Skyrim a lot , and ended up feeling spiders crawl on arm every now and then . I will not be getting any sleep tonight . " Working hard , or hardly working ? " AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA Step one , realize that you do not ' love ' her . I wonder why you got downvoted when all the other I am drunk , what should I do ? ... I'm in 9th grade and I know what a radian is . There's no such thing as " Legos " . Guess when I go back to my hometown in rural southeast Asia , I can still charge my iPhone and iPad . Hmmm I like it , but " my masterpiece " ? Here in LA area livin with my g / f in a 1bdroom Had a commission job selling men's clothing once . Boss said that I'd make more money if I showed a lot of cleavage . Not so much " walked in on " as " woke up on " . My roommate and I share a bunk bed and I have the top . She had her boyfriend over for a few days and he slept with her in her bed . I didn't care what they did as long as I wasn't in the room , but I woke up at 3am with the bed rocking violently for a few seconds , a grunt , then silence Well we all know she's in the spotlight for her in depth knowledge of the sport and not her looks . AM I RITE ? GUYS ? [ ... ] Make sure you lock your doors at night . Not doggie treats , I hope . ლ ( Reading this as " le me at 6 " led to a few awkward panels of confusion ... Being a reddit master really doesn't have anything to do with being useful or informative . The fuck did you just show me Trundle , I played him free week in lane and build crap like Guinsoo's Rageblade and rushed Frozen Mallet , didn't even get boots . .. Wait did you say he burst into tears ? Thanks for giving me an erection . Now everyone in Starbucks thinks I'm a creep . Nigga , did you tape bacon to a cat ? ! I lost all faith in humanity now . Is it just me or is that piece of paper a GHOST There is no degree of " Of course I'm not kidding you ! Jesus loves you , why wouldn't he give you new legs in heaven ? " Ugh . I feel an upset stomach coming on You're mom Re ................ post ! No . Is your name Juan Le ? Yes I'm in ! But wait ... Character pin-code ? And the website is down .. We play bean bag toss at every family gathering . I've been corn holing with my family for years ... To play Sims and Words with Friends . This is one of the most popular SUNGLASSES I guess illiteracy runs in your family " matey " . not sure if getting downvoted by clueless New Zealanders or clueless Americans And a topic named " How to stop the press from misrepresenting the truth " ... How much does a polar bear way ? ( oh god you motherfucker ) Enough for me to break your face ! I would shit myself if I woke up to that . repost ... so no While they drive Another fucking idiot with another idiotic novelty account . Do you have nothing better to do ? NOOOOOO what have you done fuck you I have had a rock in my head for like lets see here .... Uhhhhh * snapping fingers trying to remember * How ever old I was in like 3rd grade lets say . I'm 19 now . But yeah I fell on my bike on rocks blah blah stitches . Find out its in my dome and the doctors thought it was a bone . I called mine Thor . He keeps breaking things . John Mayer Your gf has abetter calculator than you ? > Caffeine is the diuretic part of coffee . Not Coffee . Wait a minute when did we become relatively certain about the existence of jesus . Brown shorts I don't know , man , the double-rat-tail is kind of creeping me out . So is leg hair ( atleast for me ) . Was sitting having an disscussion with one of my friends when my best friend comes up to me ( female ) " Does this hurt " Before i knew what she was gonna do she pulled my hair i scream of the top of my lungs of pain . She bursts in to laugh for 5 minutes . Hitler was a soldier in the war , Guazzbulgio beat me to it . " Cancellationg " Really ? Now we know . I do always carry mace Yeah , cause r / wtf doesn't have enough things titled " What ? RES is cheating . Make a sign with the Reddit alien doing this : So , I definitely find the quote awesome / inspirational / etc . , but ... it's an Instagram ... of a screenshot ... Because QR codes are sooo useful in the subway , where you have no signal ... > Not sure if you know the definition of bigot So reddit wants to protest an american citizen running for office ! ? That's alliteration ... and no we don't . Where do you find a cheap M14 ? How young are you going here ? But ... Slaves didn't build the pyramids . Everytime my mother is near cocktail sausages , she will without fail say " I think they look like little willys " why do you have a leopard and why is he using pc This is the second place I've seen this pun as the top comment within the last three minutes . Every time I say " meet [ me / her / him / etc .. ] halfway - - " " CAN YOU MEET ME HALF WAAAAY RIGHT UP THE BORDERLINE BLAAAH " " ... Waffles turn you off ? Take a less crappy photo HAHAHA because Only in Battlefield contest was some sort of measure of skill Says NaziButler Mine from Newark Canada shows a ship date of March 23 . the Dizz needs to bring back trivia and karaoke Published the 31st of October 2008 How so ? > way to murder the suspense . u srs . No ! Pick it up and put it where it belongs ! So ... why did you have to say you were paralized ? Bible didn't say the Slaves built the pyramids Doesn't seem like he's using safari . This is a guy . Seriously go check OP's other posts . The things redditors do for karma At first I was like There is a distinct lack of ponies mentioned . I am disappoint . on YOUR rc helicopter ? ? if you had one of these why didn't you take a picture of yours and not use the same picture that has been floating around the internet for years ...... WTOP comments White text on a light background ... so you're trying to be a dick ? / Takes sunglasses off * camera zooms in * .. There's people seriously putting this forward as an argument against the item name revamps . Jesus fucking Christ . Isn't there A sub for this so this shit doesn't start a flame war ? I have a disfigured smile Fair enough . Personally those sound too cutesy for me . If anyone used those words to refer to my ass / asshole in an intimate setting I would just I don't know , you seem enrobed quite easily . Why would you do something like that to the poor innocent piggies I don't know how old you are , but if you are over fifteen ... You're a jackass The lag spike or the desert well ? Maybe this is why my food takes so long to receive This looks like a great time . Was that the TMNT underwater level ? She proposed on twitter ? 2 out of 20 I don't know what I was expecting with that link ... That is singularly fucked up . Fucking jesus freaks are no better that the taliban . The other viewed products concern me more than this At first I was like " wow that's deep " . Then I saw the username you were replying to . What , no Link's Awakening ? Looks like breadfriend i usually give 20 % i guess thats a bit high , ill start giving 15 You haven't met many miners , have you . I call B . S . redditors don't have wives . Forever alone . Chinese ... I like my car mat clean . Oh god . I just tried to swipe to reply Sooo ... This lesbian didn't know the Catholic Church's view on this ? Giggling like a lunatic who has just lost his marble . My Gf asked me : " What's so funny ? " she just shook her head at me . I have you tag'd as " Asian guy from hangover " for some reason . ლ ( Mine did this once while my 15month old son was on the other side . Now he does it all the time to try to get the cat's attention ... That's okay , I'm not sexing anyone . Half way through typing a reply that explains the joke before I read your username ... You bring dishonor to the Ninja name . They have degrees in their given subjects , and have spent four to five years obtaining them Sweden to dont you dare steal our part of this cake I'm not sure why he'd want to cover up a portion of a his detailed juggalo tatt You spend 20 years playing a flute and someone dumps an organ in your lap and expects you to play perfectly . Can't tell if telling the truth or lying ... I'm 13 and I am 5 " taller than you Something eloquent and poignant that makes use of the skills you've been given to articulate in college . Coming from someone that gets distraught by the thought of the flavor of beets , this should be labeled NSFL . " We just want to play ! " your sass hurt that little girl's chances . The last person who said that got shot with an arrow and dumped behind the dungeon So , you're a college dropout with a worthless degree ! ? I'm also curious about this , since that's my res tag aswell on him . Yah ... Im working on it . Had a thread opened to address the issue about a week ago . A little too much encouragement to leave as is lol . Apologies for any mental scarring this may have caused . I personally thought that the lighting was good enough to darken that out I do a mean old spice voice but now certain girls want to use me as their personal voice over . Am I the only one who plays games with 5 minute continuous missile strikes ? is he really just using these AMAs to get to the front page ? Chocolate pretzels ... I think I am going to be sick ! Viper vs . Silencer makes me rage so hard . " Liquid Fart " looks kinda like this guy " the only reason I know that Justin Bieber's birthday is tomorrow is because you just told me . I can almost see his ass cheeks dog's aren't meant to have diary products I hope you know it's " For all * * intents and * * purposes " I've had some pretty fucking interesting experiences like this , mostly when training new divemasters . I did a fairly deep dive with a couple of them on a day off . As I look around a few minutes into the dive I spot two of them seated on the sand , right where it drops off to really deep waters . They both have these dumb grins on their faces and are signaling " let's go deeper " to each other . Stopped pretty quickly when I swam up to them with a ( Shes from New Zealand obviously your american trash food destroyed all your nerves and brains Yep , this is true . As que_chevere points out , it's hardly specific to the DR . I'm Dominican though , and I called my mom out for referring to kinky hair as " pelo malo " last time we were discussing hair , and she responded by saying basically that calling it " bad " hair wasn't to say it was necessarily * bad , * but that's simply what it's called . I misread the title as Flutterclop . > Not all valets know how to drive manual Can't believe anyone fell for it , the biggest giveaway was that its 99 cents . Singapore has retired the one cent a long time ago Well I thought this was cool until I read all your negative comments Anything containing spaghetti or narwhals That's not using * only * the pencil tool What ? You would hang out with a female friend for reasons other than courting ? Perhaps they dream in a different medium , or they experience the sounds differently . As in bees are aware of different colors while humans can only see ROY FUCKING G . BIV NO supp 3x a day Would you mind washing before we hug ? Some of us played before that expansion or GOTY I thought BioWare would never ask for my account information ? Come out of the closet . The weather is fine . My best friends with lovely chest-melons know that I'm bi-sexual and they are fine with me staring at them and poking them randomly { however I do get scolded 1 upvote total What ? Not like you weren't going to find out tomorrow anyway . he forgot vayne To the top with you ! Finally , thank you . I've literally been waiting hours for this , and I've had to wade through posts about two straight guys sucking each other off . Works in IE but not firefox or chrome I don't want to be this gender anymore . N . Higgers ? I agree , and also do not know how to do the " look of disapproval " emoticon . Protip - I * do * know how to cut and paste . ... * * Atlantis is in the Pegasus Galaxy . Try being a Particle Physicist . This is the most obvious repost I've seen in a while . The original post is still on the front page Nuclear powered cars ... People like you make me support mandatory identification on the internet . events . Apostrophes don't pluralize words . The first time I assumed it was a typo . The second time ... Sorry , just read the fear part . That is an excellent point , though if the user would just apply a little common sense and logic to fixing their computer , there wouldn't be an issue in the first place . Such as not pouring water on a machine to cool it off One guy I went out with for a few months said that all gay guys go through a flamer stage and that you need to so you know where an " acceptable " level of being gay is And yet we don't have enough money for a decent transit system . I just hate when I am forced to leave game because I lost internet connection . When I reconnect I find out my team surrendered immediately - . - ( please note they were already complaining because I died twice as morgana ) Like morgana is some kind of godly champion which is impossible to kill I know a 16 year old boy who is now engaged . Good luck with this , since good games come out this month . so these ppl are claiming anons think aliens are coming to collect them a la heaven's gate hale-bopp ? mhmm ...... My husband plays pVlad a lot . Not a fan of his either . The thing I hate most about Khador is iron flesh . Cause Khador doesn't have enough badassery with ridiculously high armor , let's give them a fuck ton a defense too . " Rod Smallwood " > 2 hours later my boss calls me and says its too dangerous and he won't be able to make it to the office . I then had to fight to get paid because he claimed we were closed I am a fully grown , semi-muscular man and I shouldn't turn to jelly so easily when I see owls I would hope that the people who harassed you for it like it . Oh yeah , thanks a bunch for giving me a website that shows me the trailers . I looked through some of your comments . This was maybe one of the only times you've suggested reading material to someone ? Dude . My Penguin . No shit sherlock I know right ! I was suscribed to r / trees , and sometimes they have cool things on the front page , but the comments Seriously ... the reason for the lights is pretty self-explanatory . Even I know this and where I live there are zero taxis . Can't believe this made it on my front page . I read " 16 weeks and pregnant , " and was like , Thought it was going to be a castle out of knives . An powernap Because Jesus died for that candy . He's 43 years old , out walking his dog and died of natural causes . What's odd about that ? Also he didn't own a dog . Thought it was 16 and pregnant also . MFW I read " so my husband " : I went for a swim and then I was almost mauled to death by a slaughterfish . So is the game yes , by tucking in his elbow he was deliberately trying to hurt him . I don't understand how people can come out when they're 14 either . Took me years and years for my sexuality to become evident just to myself , although of course everybody assures me now that they " always knew " Jesus , that's a lot of xanax I came to this comment through the comments page on your profile ( don't judge me ! ) and all I saw was the thread title and your Yes , much more convenient to feed pigs slop then throw em in scalding water still alive . He threw a cat at you ? Fuck Jay Naylor . somehow we went from verbs to perfect tenses then animal farm again ლ ( That helmet ... My English teacher has this as a poster on his wall , and I stare at it daily . Comic Sans It tastes like plastic My sister in law became a grandma at 38 . Of course she looks nothing like this . I was busy saving the universe and shit , sorry boss . Won't happen again . .... till the SMART error comes back or the drive soon dies " Outside " No beaches here , just bitches . All 5 surround speakers mounted to the front wall .. The video tearing on sandy bridge … " Zed " is not a damn word . The plight of the white man , like the plight of the Jew in Germany . Like that , except the exact opposite . What a good use of money . Surely nothing could be a more important use of tax dollars . My philosophy professor told us that we would probably forget everything we learned in that class except for the fact that he told us one day that Jesus was the only person in history who was * exactly * six feet tall Also - please , please make sure you write " PROP " clearly on the damn thing . But .. but ... sex IS better than a blowjob ... Never thought I'd look at Miley Cyrus ' Twitter Page ^ This . This video is horrifying . I broke up with her 4 years ago and it's left a hole in my heart and turned me into a bitter , resentful person . I can't tell of you're saying women don't play video games or women can't make valid comments about said video games . Either way : * * Which is ironic , because he founded the magazine most popular for disregarding women . No secret there . The hell ? Are you trolling ? And the pic of someone's " humble " collection that consisted of ... what was it ... 11 firearms ? * Humble * . Right . Don't forget to update us ! All Canadian final , U . S . only . Her face when she realized that she was on camera ... Not sure if trying to attract female humans or female dogs . You stronger than you think , pal I hit refresh Puns are smeared all over your comment At any big box store you can get one of them made in china toy keyboards . Since your still learning you can even use permanent marker on the keys , for learning notes . Good luck ReddiTor is starting a crazy class for ones whom lost , broken or bricked their smartphones . Please check in at the local sanatorium nearest to you . The safety of others depends on your cooperation in this matter . Ty Times like these I wish I could transfer my Euro account to NA I have a few as well from when I went to Dubai . They seem like a perfect substitute for a quarter . I recently got a peso out of a machine in the place of a nickel sometimes smoking alone , I don't really know how high I am ... and I end up thinking Im good ... but when I start a conversation ... I'm fucked . Sugar pancake bacon mist . [ 5 ] or maybe a 6 .. Where's the rest of the image ... ლ ( Bitch , there could have been a McRib in that bag . Nice timing . The video didn't start at first so I had to press play to listen to the song Last time I checked , we are ... Yeah , total sense . So many wrong stuff in one picture no u Now you're just being a hypocrite Saved for my 21st birthday . It's ok , they were deaf as well . DAVID IS THAT YOU I guess that explains the tradition of saying " God bless you " when someone sneezes i can't ... i don't even ... So , reddit is for baby murders and assaulting people on the street ! ? What ? ! Why would you sacrifice Lydia ? She's my favourite follower in the game Apparently he's not nearly as nice , though . Taken straight from his channel : " hey faggot keep ur asshole fake vids to ur self " ; yes , that's a comment he made on someone else's video . All those years ... Hershey's is an abomination in any form . I remember my first time like it was yesterday . A young whipper snapper from Ireland brought up on a diet of Cadbury and American movies . At long last I would get to try this coveted chocolate from all my favourite flicks as a kid . Then I put it in my mouth and ... Im very okay with this senario ... well theres mine Dufuq . _ . im midly strong long fingers and shy as fuck It's even better the second posting . Although I don't know the answer , I don't like how it comes standard on Xyboards , and is unremovable . If you went to Poland , you might even be lucky to get the bike I bought a couple of years ago , which vanished 4 days after I walked out of the shop with it roll ? Also r / bestof'd wait , the fifth assassins creed is called assasins creed 3 ? I'm hetero and most of this thread is terrifying me Hardly the best ... Seriously reddit ? ! * * This * * is the top comment ? " when I clean my face after , with a tampon " ... You forgot the 5th karma In my school , a lot of guys do that too . Cars 2 You must be new here . .... till the CONTROLLER dies and you lose your whole RAID set * real effective * * REAL EFFECTIVE * You are both correct . Oh , a Pokemon post .... my micowave food consists of a strickt diet of canned chilli In one of my classes some dude was getting a handy during a movie . I saw this happen last night and right after the dunk a Portland fan in a Rip City shirt sitting behind the backboard jumped up and celebrated , looking for a high five from his friend , who was like * * * NO . Yeah they are all pretty douchey most of the time . Then will start preaching about god and the bible etc . Makes me > I'll start posting some of my nicer weapons How are you going to " teach " students " how to survive " without even the mention of firearms ? what * would * be funny is if ' The names people give to their penises . downvoted you for thinking about downvoting me Picture four . Real class act there , buddy This is the downside to wearing empire waisted attire . It happens to me all the time . If it was a stranger , screw em ' " they don't kno yo ' life ! ' " and if it was someone you know I'm sure they feel terrible and will bite their tongue next time . If you do end up expecting , take this as a perfect opportunity to troll . Even if you're blatantly pregnant , when someone asks you when you're due give them this look You will huff his farts and you will like it . I told my step daughter while driving in my chevy tahoe she asked what tahoe meant I said it was ancient navajo word for very large S . U . V lol yes because the former is just so easy for Joe Shmoe on the street to understand Look i get it they help you to clean your houses of other bugs but i already ignore spiders to do that . I can't ignore bugs that have more than 8 legs I was on the east side of CT when the storm hit so I missed the power outages by a little , but the majority of people I know we're out for a week and then some . Is that really reasonable ? Carlos Mencia making a duckface that's not just any bear After seeing your username , I'm guessing that's a big plus for you I was implying a blacklist . I should have made that clear No way to currently avoid said people * still goes to school * Lynching ? I was ~ 17 when The Passion of the Christ came out . I went to see it with a group of witnesses and the mental gymnastics they had to go through to reassure themselves that it was ok because it was about Jesus were OMG That is the worst ! One time my friend slept over and crashed on the couch . Unknown to anyone else , he had some gnarly foot fungus . Well he slept over and for the next couple of days our living room stunk . We only realized it was him after he casually mentioned that he soaks his feet in bleach everyday bc of the odor . We then made him come over and clean our couch , which for a week still smelt nasty . Friend " I Don't like Doctor who " , Me " have you watched it " , Friend " nope " You spelled it wro .... oh dear As an English person , I've never got how some Americans think the of British accent - in films it's a London accent , or something like how they talk in the Harry Potter films ( I know noone that sounds like that If the power goes out you won't be able to use the computer . Your username . Wait . Damnit . That's our pick . " The 14 year old in me " Fuck , this . Natural redhead here . I got my wisdom teeth out , first time anesthetic ( so they gave me the standard dose ) and I groggily woke up during . I kicked the dentist in the leg and swallowed a bunch of blood . When did Huk switch races ? Oh , you mean Stephano , the one that fell 4-1 to the only Code A player he ran into at Assembly . Gotcha . Or do you mean Sen , the only foreigner in Code A who defeated the zerg powerhouse IMTrue to earn that right ? in this case , it wasn't hard . It's not St . Patty's day yet If Beauty and the Beast really taught that looks don't matter he wouldn't have turned back into a handsome prince at the end I think that maybe , from now on , the machinima-style videos should change their name in machinEma as the term was originally intended . I'll never forgive Machinima ( the company ) for stealing a word that was invented by the community to be shared and freely used by community and transform it in a commercial brand ! My baby daddy damn well better give me at least 3 fingers while I'm pushing our future out of my vagina The best part of the video was when the woman said " oh no she'll drown " , yeah , in snow Did he draw Careful , you will get creepy people asking you which aisle the 13 year old girls are on and how much they cost . It's from / b / , what else did you expect ? Thus the ಠ_ಠ . Truth is This happened to me yesterday while I was steeping black tea . I know how to cook an egg , Siri . I don't live in the bible belt and I could literally face physical harm if I was open with my beliefs because we all know how well that's gone in the past ... As a techie ... I've been called Thumpertard quite a few times by juggernauts with a MIRV launcher . Obviously correlation is not causation or i would have said * caused * instead of * correlated * . Very rude . Verif ... uhhh ... hold on .. I hate that even though I know what to expect , I still get startled I was told by a Wal-mart door greeter that a guy had discovered the cure to diabetes , only to be killed by the government and his cure thrown in a landfill . I'm guessing stupid IDPA rule about concealed . I ran into similar issues with matches . Despite the fact that I carry every day with a t-shirt over it , I was informed I had to have a " jacket " or long shirt to draw from concealment . I don't see a problem with using music as a medium to argue for or against religion . I just find it really annoying to have to listen to bands preach their beliefs between songs during a set . how do you make this Your phone service is much better than mine These are geese in gowns ... I have you tagged as " If I could single-handedly save Americans from themselves , I would Well I added that ;) for believability . Did you know on iOS 5 you can use shortcuts for the look of disapproval of I type l-o-d it gives me this > the space between you gets filled up with balls I am being dead serious . The biggest why should we as customers have to pay them an income . The business has to pay their employee an acceptable rate . Its like the restaurant is making money off food but worker compensation is the customers responsibility ? Since when was the Bridge of the Akira class on the Torpedo pod ? Precisely . That's just how gingers dress in Texas . If you had posted in r / amisexy I would have said yes Nobody loves a tornado ... What the fuck did you just make me watch Look really good at it and you will see it . One of those " when you see it , you will shit brix " pics Oh snap that looked fuckin painful Another example of why " Sea of ... Except when they're made by Ninja Theory and running at 30fps . * Easy * mistake ... 38.44 lbs . of sugar , scuse me - high fructose corn syrup I usually buy a few a year , but all you jerks keep one-upping me . I get a new AR and see the " Hey gunnit , check out my new SCAR ! ! ! 111 ! " post . Thank god this isn't Fuck / Kill / Marry . Cool , thanks for the heads up ! Youre a good guy , umm .... I_RAPE_FEMINISTS .... Scootaloo is going to give me a lap dance . There are a lot of things I can do with one hand Do you know when you are being teased ? Then what's the point ? ` notch ` is not centered . I read that as Vore or GTFO . 6 inches of snow while I was at work I read the last picture in a creepy voice . says the masters player with the Reddit flare Wisconsin and Minnesota border each other . It's called a " border battle rivalry " for a reason . Am I the only person that can poop without peeing ? Can't unsee the current background's dick Did this once . Got a nice black streak on my nikes . I wish , never had anyone question my religion . BAM gf's super fundy parents . Curses . The one day I take off ... That just made it worse . You sir are a gentleman and a scholar You mean 128 GB ? I'd like that a lot . I wouldn't like to see the iPad models fragmented like they did with the 2nd / 3rd gen iPod . People just get confused as to what model they have , my sisters both have a second generation iPod touch and both insist it's a third generation . I'll make a note not to lend you bus fare At first I was like :D then xD , but then I was like wat lol wait foreigners do that ? ( though I should probably not high-five anyone just in case As a Carbonite user , I'm shocked and feel kinda dirty that they sponsor this evil fuck . I just wrote them a big letter demanding they pull their ads or else I'll move my business elsewhere . To think some of my hard-earned money is going to that hateful bastard is quite upsetting . obviously the nomination alone was enough to freak him out ... Uvula hangs from ... I originally read vulva The idea of the " Faces of / r / atheism " was to share some insightful personal thought . The idea of the " Faces of / r / atheism " was to share some insightful personal thought . The tragic thing is the way this movie was butchered . You can't just edit together three different films , use a voice over to cover the stitches and expect it to work . Downvoted for not disrespecting christians enough My wood pet is bigger than yours . Your initials I guess that makes what I wrote , except for the last paragraph , a bunch of total nonsense then No idea because you didn't say who ! Nope , but I cracked my knuckles after reading your comment . Did you mean accept or expect ? I'll let you know how that works out ... 14 Bids Ovaries are sexual organs . A discussion on them is likely to be sexual in nature . Han shot first . I noticed this reoccurring instance of women coming out as bi to me , but when I tell them I'm bisexual , they're disgusted by the idea because ' two men together are gay ' . Putting a rage face onto a picture does not make it a ragecomic . Even if the face is covering a 9gag logo Two of the suggested videos for the first link are news anchors with their tits hanging out . And it already leaked as a torrent . Now every time I see hot asians I have to check extra hard to see if I see any unwarranted bulges in the nether regions . Thanks Thailand .... If you genuinely dont know this you shouldnt be allowed on anything Irish related " Kid in me " Holy crap I had no idea ! ! ! Well , that changes things .... Perhaps have it moved to a less murdery area then I'm Mormon and I Homo . Just like reddit is a mouthpiece for extreme liberalism . Worse than calling a woman a slut ? So glad the subjects of Britain cannot vote here ... W . E . L . D . E . R's latest update is bullshit . They now have in-app purchases for tiles and moves . Used to be my favorite game , but it sucks ass now . You * must * have a picture at better angle , no ? What is the 9gag watermark doing there ? What I found more concerning is the fact that this is a " Sweetums " poll . Related videos ... I love cannabis discussion as well , this post fits here . Blue girl ? Since when do bullets knock people's heads off ? Really , you just ask your dad random questions like that , completely unprovoked ? That couch At first I thought " fourwheeling " was something ... different ... How can you tell us white guys apart other than from hair color , distinguishing facial features , and body type ? I find Brendan Fraser , Topher Grace , and Tobey Macguire are all typical white guys who are indistinguishable from other typical white guys of the same hair color . A lot calm down , its the internet . Here , you can borrow mine : Wario and Zelda Ray Comfort thinks he's better than me . However , not surprising , but I concur PSP Phantasy Star multiplayer was a hackfest . Also , when a room says " looking for girlfriend " , they are serious . " Oh , a CV , I wonder where enemy team will go to " He should now do the face : Child of the ' 80s here : where'd u get my pic ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ No . Not available on mobile So much corn . > Upvoted because it happens to everyone . There is nothing more annoying then shit going down , and spamming " F " to ult paired with using " ASD " for your other skills . You don't think she has actual problems ? Never knew lube came in gallons And I don't understand you either . This universe is becoming crazy Upvoted because it reminds me of Infamous for threatening to burn people's houses down ? " You will get a lapdance from Scootaloo " " My dragon-hating friends " That would be a really shitty plot twist . You edited your build . Cool repost , bro . As a woman , this is my response : * * Broken window , lost glasses , bleeding forehead and puke all over my room . I hate these posts . So pointless . " Do any other Ents love Fight Club " No , jackass , you are the only fucking person in the world with an appreciation for that movie . American culture is strange in that sex and such is all hush-hush . We don't care at all about all the violence on TV , but the second Sally's shirt comes off it's time to change the channel this isn't juxtaposition , this is a LIE ! you can see the outline tool surrounding the top picture I down voted you only because I have a sneaking suspicion that you have an awesome actual collection . I totally read that first line as " I'm in college and my girlfriend is in junior high school " No I don't like people , that's why I'm on reddit in the first place . > The fact he was a civil rights lawyer and advocate makes me go When I first started playing a made a house half inside a cave , with dirt walls around the entrance . I was so proud of it . : 3 Even if spiders still got in anyway . Doesn't look anything like a tree . It looks like a creepy space-syringe . in oklahoma and will be 18 by the general election , but cant vote in the primary .. You shouldn't hate a whole religion just because of a few people . Not all of Christianity is like this . The vast majority is not at all like the Westboro Baptists . Don't generalize from such a small percentage . Sure dude , everyone here knows your intent . We're not stupid . You get down voted and the dickhead hasn't answered one fucking question . Needs a shirt to remember that v = x / t . Home recording is tough man . I feel your pain . It's great when the phone rings . This manga is more wtf than the actual post Uhhhh , I think you mean / r / pickle ... my husband said " i know where that goes . " imgur is too mainstream LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Most of it is staged , 1:17 notice how alistar places down a ward in the middle of nowhere , after the ace you see someone teleporting to that same ward @ 1:30 ( revive / tele ) the next clip has the same people who , once again , remain blissfully unaware of their surroundings .. and in the final clip notice how everyone starts forming a very convenient line i got a card like this for my birthday Explain exactly how a cow grew into a bull Yeah , little elephant ... Who invited captain buzz kill . Or maybe the shower itself is doing the fucking . HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THAT . dem claws ... can't tell if mario is a chick , or just effeminite compared to luigi ... Shit . What is the difference between the two ? I had 1333 originally but a friend told me to get 1600 instead because it was faster I relaxed my sphincter and I almost pissed my pants sitting here I do not work for monoprice . Appearance is just as important as sound * * couldent it be connected to land ? I asked the cashier if he goes on Reddit , he said " No I go on 9gag though " Hey guys please * * don't * * do this again ; don't screenshoot a mroglolblo comment and post it on wtf again ... It loses the magic . If you are a loyal mroglolblo fan you can always go to his user page and read his masterpieces " Viagra Falls " One time I was driving around town with my dad when we pulled up to red light and a girl I liked was in the car in the next lane . I rolled down the window to say hi . But as soon as the window was down my dad , from the passenger seat , yelled , " Did someone fart in your car too ! ? " The scary part is , it looks like everyone is taking turns . GREAT LOOKING BUDZ ! .... O . o ... damn I mean Hey ... LABEL THIS NSFW What is that one chick sticking in her nose Friend zone or homosexual ? Oh god ... not that story . The answer is : maybe has good taste ? I often encounter a swastika made out of wards First World Problems Who knows . It might be an inside joke that OP thinks the rest of the world gets ? And this is why I get my dad to pick me up from uni at night , instead of walking the 1 + km to the bus station .. Completely agreed . She looked like Sammy from Jersey Shore to me so that bothered me . Plus my introduction to her was seeing her full on froth cum from her mouth .. oh hai there ... wait a second ... Blind man driving a car . Holy shit " Huh , nothing else new on Reddit . * new tab * Better go check out Reddit . " Of course , it makes total sense to discourage sick employees to see a doctor in the food service industry Why not zoidberg ? nope , i work nights . Now , if I'm commenting at around 10am then I'm sleep redditing . Probably while sleep snacking .... Goddammit , THATS probably why I had cadbury breath instead of morning breath today No , that is the poop water . supplanting faith in religion with faith science misses the point Are you watching " reply girls " videos ! ? Don't worry , it's better than everyone of your friends knowing your username and also being redditors ... They're probably going to see this comment too ... Good grief ... I feel so monitored The wall already has staples fixing it Spiders ... insects . Dude , just think about it . Nobody getting bombed or shot . No mothers crying in the streets holding their children's bloodied bodies kirk ... cameron ? * * * As the fore-mentioned husband all I can say is Well , if it were for me , then it would be a less pressing issue , and I'd prolly be willing to dish out more money on it . When I was little my mum came into my room because I kept saying ' I've got to get it on ' , when she tried to take me downstairs to get a drink or something or other I kept refusing and saying ' No I've got to get it on ' . I am yet to find out what was so important to get on I just spent 5 minutes trying to do this until I came to the conclusion that my fingers are too small Cherry coke zero . Doe this exist in Canada ? After such a huge death-toll from the meltdown itself , it's a shock that they're not phased out completely ... Not sure if most of reddit is incredibly young , or just attracted to extremely young girls Love everything about space . So awesome , yet so fucking frightening . You just don't know what is out there . Infinite space ... freaky I think it's telling of the r / politics community that this is not the top-voted post but instead it's currently " Rick Santorum says he'll try to unmarry all same-sex married couples if he's elected " . > ( was actually the first movie I downloaded No mechazawa allowed either . I suppose you're right . Let's keep all the redditors locked away in their own little fleet chats , and I'll just talk to the bright lights in Zone . Cheers . Im sorry but Well according to my mother they make porn , so that ruined that part of the internet for me . Suicidegirls.com I think , according to some friends . Keep waiting . Oh , I was worried you were combining " masturbating " with " furry " No . The problem wasnt the Bengals that he created , it was his son who he created and is the problem Forced meme is forced > Last year our club hired a mother-daughter team . After a few hours it was clearly apparent that the other had substance abuse issues , and the daughter was the one keeping her shit together . They were fired their first night here when management found out the mother was trying to pimp her daughter out to the customers Too far Trabajo en una tienda de productos Apple como técnico , el horario de atenci ón esta en la barra de servicio , correos electr ónicos y en la orden de servicio ( lunes a sábado de 11:00 a . m a 7:45 pm ) y nunca falta el bendito cliente que llega el domingo o despu és de las 7:45 Beethoven was deaf . I have , and kind of saw them lose to the Hornets and Nets … or G to flash I just went on it . " myuncletaughtmethat " and " buttdevastator " shouldnt be in the same thread Is he fucking her intestinal tract ? so you had a boner watching Kermit masturbate ? but lost it when you found out it was to 2girls1cup ? ? ? I would say that is borderline crazy TIL Elo doesn't just apply to League of Legends . Coffee ? We dont do hard drugs here I do not approve of this I was getting along just fine with these bat testes , until you came along and ruined it . seriously facebook Your user name That's why people read reviews . Not those parts of the internet , apparently . I like how she's using an Xbox controller to play Zelda Chill out people , buy what you like . No need to bash other people's preferences > I've had people actually tell me codecs arnt used by it . Same here ! My friend was like 17 when she stabbed me though . " educate " I remember when I was being bullied hard in grade 4 , ( longer story behind that , but that's not a story to share today ) , and the one thing that struck me hardest about the whole thing was that when I said that I told my teacher several times about it , she called me a liar . I have you tagged in RES as " Not a fireologist " ... No you didn't say liar , but this : Yes and that's exactly what my expression was like --> Stopped as soon as I heard it was a UC Berkeley study . ... Why would you even do that ? This has been established already That first one is pretty creepy Take a page out of Gary's book : shoot everyone . Never seen that one . If that's the case , then it kinda pisses me off that my update _COULD HAVE _ been available to my users a lot earlier . Magic School Bus Still TBA 2012 . Damn it , Nomura . My expression was Me : i didn't take your suggestion , just gave me an idea ... as the post stated , and as far as gradual ? who gives a shit ? * queue 70 ' s porn music , whack it and dont break eye contact * I up voted ... Then noted your username . Jerry's face Don't give anyone any ideas And add something in that missing spot . My OCD always kills me . ... or possibly a mis-shapen pillow . Who could tell , with that lighting ... Apparently it's not just ' one day ' for 2012 . It can be eve of 2012 or all that year , or on the eve of 2012 into 2013 . You reposted ... How could you A few days late , but it's a youtube series . They released a DVD version with bloopers and stuff . Doesn't change the fact that I still don't sleep soundly at night I got caught and expelled last year . A scumbag planted some on me and told . Luckily my school didn't call the police ... dunno what they did with the bud though . I ' m in the 10th grade . oh man that sucks I'm amazed over in / r / MaleFashionAdvice how common 34 " inseams are for guys around our height ( 6 ' 2 " male here ) . Must suck always being able to find pants in-store By thunder man . I think I know that girl oh fuck i was so close to hovering over that link , but then i actually read the tag i have on you Why is Mark Zuckerberg the thumbnail ? What exactly are you trying to hide from police ? After reading to the second comment past the " DAE THINK ... " comment and it's children , I had to double take to make sure I wasn't in r / circlejerk . An nsfw tag would be nice . Opened this in front of my mom . No , you see , I'd be happy to HAVE an ex gf . ಠ_ಠ I feel as though I'm entirely mature enough ( Weird . I'm always the one talking to other people about their problems . Then I give them advice with flowery words to comfort them If you can't find an appropriate thread , make one . When you cant think of a title on WTF just put : That's the most downvotes without a single upvote I think I've ever seen can someone make this , but in the first one some dude on his iphone and the second some very intense gamer looking pic . ( and at the bottom put o wait their BOTH VALID ) ? also " slut " So many unanswered questions that I had to bottle in until I was old enough to get what exactly was seen . clicked link hoping for a tele Wait a second . Top Gear at the Movies did this already I've actually been fishing and seen the results of this . Real Well clearly not for the first time , because it was on 9gag a couple of days ago . That's a guy If your contrast allows you to see it , you can clearly see that Technically , you should always be checking your mirrors . Idk man . hahaha I did too , " why is she showing off her x boyfriend's skyrim char ? isn't that kinda weird ? " No gas tube Not just a repost . It's in the sidebar and has been for * months * . Oh man I love me some abortions . HUGE fan of abortions over here . Love ' em , get ' em once a week if I can manage . That was my first thought too What the ... Who did ... I don't even ... because the colour of the dots don't match Maybe you should stop eating turtles … you know this look too well ! Waiting for someone to call dibs on the third leg You use in-ear headphones ? Google Translate ? At first I was like I can't help but feel the irony in hearing " you don't believe enough " coming from an atheist It doesn't matter , she has no soul , her push-ups are lies just like everything else Those right there are three women who entirely conform to western standards of beauty . At first I Too soon ? ... and on second thought , it's totally horrifying too . Im not sure about the browser you're using Grapefruit drink also lowers testosterone levels too Preferably Rated X , you know ... for science It's Jesus ! And he's looking straight up her dress * * Everyone jungling fits into one of these roles He could have played better in order to guarantee the hits . The E he didn't have to do instantly ( could have walked a bit more . in fact he didn't have to flash in to begin with ) , the Q he didn't have to throw so far ( it has deceptive AoE range so he didn't have to make it roll for so long ) , and the ult was just I'm with you brother , it's rare that I miss the bowl , or have to clean something up . like you said you're either really drunk or sneeze midway through . I dont remember the last time I had to wipe drops off the rim . Now my girlfriend lives with her best friend and her husband , I swear that dude cannot aim at all ! ! there is always urine all over the rim of the bowl . and the guy does not even clean it up ... or when they start to tell your christian parents of your gay relationships .. Not sure if trolling ... or just plain stupid .. and they know about this site .. Alright , let's cut the bullshit : why are you really observing two year olds ? In my case , I only trust Rock Paper & Shotgun for PC Games . haha * any * review Don't feel so bad Shulamana , I'm 36 . WHY ? ლ ( Girl's face says it all : I'm imagining you staring at the strong men all " My work filter blocked this as " Entertainment ; Intimate Apparel / Swimsuit . " I life-guarded when I was younger at a pool with lots of blacks . This is absolutely true . They have no idea how to even approach swimming . Their parents just drop them off at the pool and don't give a fuck . They will jump right into deep water and just start thrashing . After you drag them out they act surprised , like " why did that happen ? " I would thank him if it was open source software Male Gardevoir Why only one undo in Mathematica ? I was sleeping nicely until my wife shook me and woke me up to ask " did you feel that earthquake ? " It's never too soon . Just wait until your little one decides it's wonderful fun to play in the spit up ! He even * * looks * * like a conman ! It doesn't take much . IIRC ( this was almost 20 years ago ) about 1/8 " or a bit less past the fingertip was about right . Any longer and breakage got to be a problem . I also tried clear nail polish for strength , but really didn't notice much improvement and it was a PITA having to explain my one shiny nail No freedom kissing And how do you explain the fact that the minimap doesn't match the actual screenshot ? * * WHERE IS THE BUTTER . That doesn't sound like a safe driving position . Knees touching dashboard ? Somebody posted this on FB and said they found it in Cork You probably found it hours ago huh There is no way this controversial period was chosen purely for advertising purposes , ofc everyone rather navigate trees than the Victorian cities of England or climbing pagodas in a ninja like fashion . No way ! It's far more depressing than that . You didn't want to talk to them because you thought they were ( physically ) ugly ? Our LGBT overlords don't make errors ... only we do ... Look at the right-hand side of reddit in the screenshot though . Imagine the tattoo artist's face when she asked for this it is The one on the ri .... wait a minute Such a rare find , indeed ! " It may be they have a death wish . You know that ’ s been the problem with our Jewish friends for centuries . ” - Richard Nixon . I was extremely surprised when one of my korean friends told me about this . He always jokes about how much more advanced South Korea is than Canada , now I have this tidbit to counter with so much Hey , would you rather just want it staring up at you from the wastebasket ? Just giving you this look : Sounds like something someone who has driven into the water would say . If I had a son and an onmi-present all-powerful being told me to kill it , of course I would want to say no Why would you " expect " that ? You have no sense of humour and then i ask myself , ' what did i do wrong ? ' Yeah , he's gonna just walk that off . Did anyone actually read this before posting ? Lately Reddit has had this habit of trying to bring me to tears . And succeeding . isn't it ... y'know , not suggested to flush pads / tampons down the sink ? Your name Really ? No Star Wars ? Like this : I submitted this yesterday to / r / abandonedporn ... No Upvotes Too high to spell . That bulge is supposed to be her pelvis ? Nisemonogatari hasn't even finished airing yet this is on s bro it says it in the tittle O how wonderful ! A straightedge " Ever wonder what a rigging electric * * ian * * ... " It'd help if Canadians stopped burning down our shit during those decades I was looking at your profile to see if you posted any new GW posts , saw the thumbnail of this pic , thought it was a giant turd and thought you posted a pic of your fecal matter calling it true beauty . Im glad I looked to see WHERE it was posted . You're a bad psychic ? That's putting images in my head . It's even worse when you have to cut them open , stab them in the heart , and replace their blood with formaldehyde while they're still alive but unconscious . THEN you get to cut their heads off with scissors and remove the brain . And this was for undergraduate research , too . i was ROLLING at his It can get certain men ~ ~ far ~ ~ in life too . You monster You're turning down guys in your dreams Ok , think about the song going " I would do anything for love , but I won't eat poop . No I won't do Seriously , what did she expect , she posted to reddit and didn't think we would do a full background check . r / foreskin Did you just admit to being a pedophile on reddit ? You run around unclothed with windows / doors that allow people to clearly see inside your house ? Step 1 . Comment with reddit disapproval eyes on any post , even if unrelated Step 2 . I'm starting to think I asked this question in the wrong subreddit * * $ 13 for a god damn cocktail ! ? ! * * Damn . I only came to the comments to say something about this . Yeah , I'm sure he'll be a lot of fun at parties telling of the fateful day he lost his right hand to a fluorescent light and a bacterial infection . Hiro Protagonist was the hero / protagonist . It's right in the name . I hope that thing about Punk tanning his ass is bullshit . Which is why I asked . NO . Did you just come ? We don't allow that sort of thing on this subreddit Waiting in line for what ? Wednesday is the press release and unveiling of whatever Apple has planned . The new iPad is not being sold 50 dollars a year man that shit is expensive ... You demand proof that someone from the other 50 % is good at a videogame ? Sounds so literally straight out of porn I'm inclined not to believe you Awesome comic ! Terrible thing to make me google Not me but a friend sat behind a girl who popped the zits on her face and ate the white mush And all of those were apparently reposts ... I have actually been very excited for that game for a long time , and wouldn't ya know it , 2 of my friends get it and have probably played only 5 hours combined on it One more post , I told myself , just one more before closing my laptop . Horrible thing to make people Google I like it . I think it's interesting . I do agree on cutting it back . I'm a newb .... all a learning process . Thanks for the feedback though I can teach her what it's like to be disappointed . Blocked by EMI in Ireland ... References ..... The beard is on Voyboy " than " Those guys look suspiciously like meat Bad taste in your mouth So this game is a LOT buggier than ME1 or ME2 . So far , the game has crashed on me once , blanked out my character twice ( sent me back to level 1 with default shep face ) and one time , I died and when I reloaded , I didn't have an assault rifle anymore . The gun I was using when I died Seriously . I got this same repost earlier today and made sure it didn't survive past infancy , but now it's sibling has grown to a full god damn post ! The things that make that fucked up noise in The Dark Crystal Damit I love carnitas too . Stop tempting me . So , that's what Bella looks like after sex with Edward . Kid puts potato head feet to good use , Hasbro sues for rights . On other news inventor of million dollar idea sued for collapsing speakers on 18 year old toddler . This is the 5th time this has been reposted now . Mice that sound like guinea pigs ? I hear ya Exact same thing happend to me half an hour ago ... I normally work on the grill because I'm apparently good at it I actually thought I was gonna see a bird .. Well , we are experiencing the greatest exodus of people this country has seen . I can understand why , it's not really woth living here since McDonalds left I just checked and ... he's a theology major the last question is really the one that matters for who you get , if you change around there you go from Arya Stark to Gregor Clegane " Music by - Godsmack - I Stand Alone " ... Senior zones ? Are you sure it was a mars bar ? I'm the rider in white jersey / black shorts ( new team this year I'm the rider in white jersey / black shorts ( new team this year Better not be something special Let's just hope you didn't order Indian . That wasn't the same thing ! We both do it for street signs . You were correcting me on a restaurant name . And you meant it . And you were wrong . Now try sharing a Queen with a 6 ' woman . And she's like " no this is fine , you want a King YOU buy it . " Downvote for thinking less of your dad .. Last day of spring : June 19 Every fucking day . Wrong answer . Potato pessary Sadly , no party . Not enough people to invite , apparently . StarWars fans don't force-choke StarTrek fans or strike them down with their light-sabers ... nor do ST fans fire at SW fans with their phasers ... Just who exactly was taking this sketchy photo from outside the schoolyard I've never played Battlefield , but ... The enemy team can hear your voice chat ? I saw a weird old fat grandma do this , very weird porn Tell me more about how much your life sucks So is Microsoft . I'd love to have Gweedos filthy pillar up my behind for all his guides and puns THIS IS THE JUDGE . COMMUNICATING WITH OTHER JURORS IS ILLEGAL AND I WILL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT . Nor do they read reddit Too bad it doesn't look like he inhaled Wow , those KOMO comments . Why does he get to be Mr . Pink ? ლ ( Still cheaper than in Germany : 15,29 € = £ 12,74 = 20,05 $ . That's almost a 100 % markup . " Actually , I think I broke her in a bit more dad " So sad . Even sadder is that the headline I first saw about it singled out " it's a small world " as his biggest song . so what you're saying is , you're whoring nazis for karma ? ! ! I can , and am not surprised . I'm in a room with my whole family and if I laugh I'll have to explain why Ahhh , the internet . It's about * living * ..... VICARIOUSLY . That lady doesn't have a neck . He clearly gets whacked in the head with an elbow . Good call , its too bad people on reddit cant reply to posts without being a dick about it You can connect to a song about a Crack Junkie whore ? Looks good although a bit overkill on the HSF and RAM , and All I here . I here . I HERE . lol hsfrey you want him to leave uni to - - go back to school ? Did you ever try copy / pasting " It tastes like blood ... I look at your character and I see this face : also less popular than aids ... I'm gonna get in trouble trying not to laugh while waiting to start jury duty from recess . Everyone is giving me the East and West . I once spent 3 fucking hours looking for a quest mob in WoW because it was east of the town , but I was west the entire time Really Ibrahimovic ? The more time I spent on Reddit , the more I believe redditors generally have shitty friends Well * * excuse * * me but i thought the actor mattered in that competition . I have no wrong feeling against fat people with the whole extra 40 kgs of sweetrolls that i have in my trunk too You mean to tell me that things on the internet can be fake ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! Naww don't be too hard on him . He probably forgot the exact code . I mean i quit AOE years ago and all i can remember is keysersoze . Oh fuck that was from Warcraft III I enjoy the smell of spray paint ( no not like that Is that a Tori Stafford reference ? ! ? Skinny jeans ... Dammit troll parents ! I wonder what the real reason why they wouldn't let us swim there anymore was . Where's Tadakuni ? The girl's a troll . What the hell , I laughed so hard . Who's coming to clean up the mess now ? I like how teenagers these days talk about how much they love Bob Marley when they can't even name one of his records . not available on mobile . Your parents ? Wow ! Call tech support and they will tell you how to change the default . Jesus fucking Christ whats wrong with some of the poeple on there ? ! Went through a bit of " that cant be real , got to check " turned out to be real . D-do I ..... want to know .... ? Dazh .... I WANT TO UPVOTE THIS A MILLION TIMES ! ! ! ! ! so body scanners make us less safe , are more dangerous ( radiation ) , violates the constitution , and is a huge waste of money ? My high school math teacher would host LAN parties in our computer lab on the weekends ( this is late 90s ) . We'd also play Ultima Online together . I was his TA and he'd let me play it during school , but only to help level his character I seriously think we found a worse love story than Twilight but god fucked his mom so does that mean that jesus has fucked his mom in this picture Username semi relevant ... Despite your warning I clicked it with headphones on and turned up loud i sat through the whole thing Nice try , Cadbury I scrolled all to the bottom and clicked the first one I saw - Squidward . You can't truly believe that I believe it was my idea when I admitted to getting it from Demons ' Souls , right ? rent-a-negro.com , a leader in the black market ... Oprah where is you ? ? A friend once told me he used his couch and did a dog once . I am not friends with him anymore . Yeah this a great solution . Just have a dongle hanging off your phone connected to a box . Really portable . The price of Lego went up by a lot since we've been kids apparently . Forgive , but NEVER FORGET . So yeah .. as the title says , I googled " snoo the alien " and found ... that . Not quite what I was expecting . You can't truly believe you have an original username , right ? ... Wait , people actually do that ? ! Seriously , fuck ESPN . Today I saw " Will the Lakers trade Kobe Bryant ? " She meant me . WTF just got home turn on the TV how are we losing to this team ? What the fuck did i just read I read your name as Senator_Pervert and was imagining you fell in love with them via foot tapping in a bathroom stall . Checked history . Cannot tell if troll or brainwashed fundie . Do not disappoint me , R / NBA , or there will be bans to be had . Redditor for 9 minutes And now we learn she broke the first rule ? Yes . The liquid would look better if it was African American . A classmate in college , I hate that guy too . He's the typical arrogant bully who sells drugs later in life . Where are the details ? And a helper . I definitely read explosive contraception Or better yet . ' It fucking doesn't . Now stop embarrassing yourself and leave me alone . Teach * * ME * * your ways . This happened to me too EXCEPT ON HARDCORE " Edit : removed the " lol " from the end . Seriousface.jpg People think I'm stupid just because I'm blonde I'm a very intelligent person I find blonde jokes very insulting too . You obviously cheated . " This isn't the kid we're looking for . " Don't tell me that's not a Jedi mind trick . Maybe she was feeling pain at your severe lack of punctuation . All I " here " ? ! I didn't say anything about him not being indicted At first I was all hahaha funny joke .... wait a minute Was expecting a username like " ExplainsTheJoke " . All these questions and you still didn't buy one ? ..... Why the fuck is ' ' little girl ' ' in here ! ? why so " Now I want a pretzel . Thanks . Sometimes it's better not to try . I go in the stall to pee in public bathrooms , unless no one is there you don't read a lot of comics do you ... What ? It's actually impossible to throw piss when aroused if your organism is ok Hear is not the time , nor the place . I will just rape and murder them I know you When I was younger my family was all in the car and my parents announced we were going to grab Chinese food for the night . For whatever reason I got super excited and started yelling " For China ! " really fast and in an accent . They thought I was just yelling ' Vagina ' My exact thought when I got an e-mail saying I was accepted into the Tribes : Ascend beta I've had a lot of people say that I'm " insane " for working out 3 days a week . Mostly I just " I'm only 18 and I feel like I'm 40 . I'm with you ... Googling " American Flag Bikini " gets over two million results - it's not rocket science . Yes , I know . My hypothesis has played itself out . Reddit consistently rewards the Yea , because they're the one demographic that never suffers any discrimination It's so fucking dark . It's like the alliance just said " lights ? Take them outta the ceiling , put smaller ones everywhere else so it looks like there's lens flare everywhere . Yeah , that'll look awesome ! " ... Yeah . Sure . " Accident " or maybe a lux From what you can read about those pedophiles , they're pretty dumb - obviously , I guess the dumb ones are caught first and get most of the media coverage . I mean I wouldn't even store my porn on my mobile ( why would I need it there anyway ? ) but some of these guys traded cp around via their mobile phones ( was a story here a few years back ) ... I mean did they want to get caught ? Ouch . When my home was burglarized they stole a little file box of documents too . But it was * genealogical documents * and a bunch of old family pictures . Shit that's worthless to anyone else but me ... / X \ ( OP you made me think they were making a new Asheron's Call ... Perhaps a hyena warwick For sure . And anyone can seem to be a normal guy and snap . My uncle is one of those people . I mean this guy get's really bad road rage . I've been in a car with him a least twice where he was getting out to go beat some guys up . Asshole once rolled down his window and spit chewing gum into some guy's convertible as it was driving by . maybe it was an honest mistake ? Same , mine says and 4 other items My girlfriend just discovered she likes Nutella and now there isn't enough for me Not quite . I'm actually kicking ass here . It's happens to be that my boss isn't the queen of positive feedback . Once you've accomplished a task ( even if you've gone above and beyond ) the response is generally that you could have done more , or on tot he next thing . But thanks I appreciate the input .... keep up the good work omg .. i forgot all about pat co-hosting ( only reason i was aware of it in the first place was cause it was mentioned during in-the-papers yesterday ) . i just went to watch it ( it's about 9:40 now ) , caught like 5 minutes of pat doing the truth-or-myth schtick over household products ( i assume that's what it was ) . 5 minutes into watching it and * poof * - my timewarner cable turns off . this is like the 3rd outage in the past 4 days ! ( Oh god what is that If you're not trying to start a fanboy war , why did you even post then ? Yes , of course . Faith in humanity is a definite because a class of kids and a teacher knew the words to the pokerap . I no longer worry about the world as it is today for this reason .... I read that and laughed thinking " oh a catholic joke " .... then read his screen name ... but but but ... the garlic breath But it is ... You just contradicted yourself or are truly obvious to the core of the issues that you just mentioned . implying i sad it was bad I wouldn't say comfortably , even less " very comfortably " , but yes you can get by on this . Sweep the camera man with a finger on the trigger southside chicago Why did I not know about this before It's very easy to picture Putin making the ಠ_ಠ may He take mercy on me when the time comes . no , no we won't . Not sure if like , or not Wh ... what . Yes , because * all * dubstep comes from Skrillex > Seriously though , why would you not strain honey before selling it ? Am I blind ? What is it ? I wasn't . I clicked to fast forward and laughed at him poking the cow , then he poked it again I don't count this , as it had no emotional value ... but have any of you ever heard of car rally ? I read this as " A Real Final Solution . " self Girls ? Are you telling me that I do not have the same rights as everyone else to use this meme ? A hot local issue for all the wrong reasons ... " If the atheists have $ 1,200 to spend to put up that garbage up for a month , I think it was justified that it came down the way that it did . " I am sure she would be quite comfortable with atheists applying that same logic to churches He would prefer the highly realistic option that people who cannot access birth control just shouldn't have sex Here , you can borrow mine . Any " Your mom " joke I've ever made to my best friend whose mom is dead . A hypotenuse is the longest side of a right angled triangle , you meant a hypothesis and don't knock my hypothesis I've spent years collecting data Really , Myspace ? HOW CAN I FEEL THIS OLD WHEN I'M ONLY NINTE ... fuck I'm 20 now ... Xbox Trial Code ? Read that as ' Really , a final solution ' You are indeed correct , though most do at the very least frown upon it . Forgive the error , I was a bit hasty in that response Cool story bro ! hey you can't take that He totally tripped her on purpose ! ! It's a picture of Finnmark , Norway . every ice dispenser in the goddamn world At first I was like , " Great band , I finally got a copy of Golos Stali but after all the trouble of getting a physical copy , several appeared on ebay Shamelessly hijacking top Ethan ....... that is my name ...... Because schools need another bully . and now I need a new keyboard It's the bad boy of Because you don't make 80k a year with full benefits and vacation time at McDonalds . great point . and should in theory be enough to end the debate on it really .... but in steps the subtext of all of this * Your making me twitch with your misplaced correction ... " You want the rest of my sandwich ? " " Uh . No ... can't have wheat ... we just talked about this . " " It's not wheat . It's normal bread . " is this the place where you get karma if you post this fucking face A coworker asked me if I wanted to go to Subway . I asked what I would eat there . He said " You can eat white bread , right ? That doesn't have wheat . " After a says the anal plunderer The internet just keeps discovering all these new shades of creepy Why not just " Hmm , I'd say I'm not sure if they all did that despite you or because they wanted upvotes .. Probably both Paul Christoforo was a social marketing * * expert * * and look at the great things he did for Avenger . The * * ONE * * time Ailton actually needs to shoot , he doesn't . Lockpicks . Lockpicks everywhere . Guys , it is obvious , this is the fabled hipster Lil ' Bieber Haha you think this will be Make Shure you spell sure right . La mirada de desaprovacion fue despu és de mis downvotes Most people from Jersey are douchbags and whatever female douchebags are called . So you have never saw or heard a joke about " The Jersey Shore " yay for drunken morons This ... He probably mistook you for someone famous . I would giggle if I met Bill Kaulitz delivering pizzas , or Tom or Gustav . But not Georg that much . I'm not even sure how many times this joke has been made You poor bastard . You are never going to get away from i regret googling it ... If those were real $ 100 bills taped to the gun , it would still be horribly overpriced Mail him back to Asia . A Modern Warfare song in a BF3 montage ? My sister does this too Depends on what your doing ? If your in the air it's air pressure changing in your head . If your tied to a stick and roasting , then it's you cooking . Yeah , kookaburras , Rails . I do not think it means what you think it means . Youe making me twitch with your misplaced erection ... And I want my time stamps I just saw this posted by a few " hardcore " Catholic friends of mine on Facebook ... .. annnnd tumblr is down . As long as you are in fact a woman I won't judge you . Did she just liken that Cubones Mothers skull to a pair of underware I made a ice cube bong out of a nalgene bottle years ago . This bong is way better . Because comparing American treatment of women to Afghanistan treatment of women is a totally reasonable thing to do . Ironically , America is the country which pioneered women's sufferage . So you're the one . first nations people are people , not museum pieces . Looks great ! except for the smudged nail polish on the cuticles First I was I'm operating on the assumption that he needed to do this ( I hadn't thought of it as part of the ritual , maybe it is , in which case Or boyscout uniform ... I see it and think " She says with a smiley ... Easy , because I saw this puzzle half a lifetime ago Yeah agreeing with this . If I talked to this person and his dream date was to play Pokemon and kill death wing every tuesday , then finally hearing their voice and having a major lisp would not be a big deal . Everyone has different opinions and likes . I guess my whole stress is around where I am that's the only type of gay guy there is . I want me a gaymer but , it seems we are a dying race . You actually went through the trouble to blur out the ridges on your key ? they weren't using legacy cards though I live near that town not just jeans , trousers too Nice rags I read the bottom comment before the top one ... Never have been so confused in my life . She sniffed your fingers ? That's beyond even your regular overprotective mom . WTF ? Laughed . Woke 6 day old daughter . always makes me think of my sophomore year in highschool when we read ' Farenheit 451 ' in english . we had to write research papers on the what was important to keep ' a democratic society ' My paper over Wikileaks was probably the only one that had any actualy meaning . As a complete side note , when my wife first saw Thibodo road she gave me the * counts lines * ... Yeah , let's take advice from someone who hasn't been yet but has " done research " . Great idea . > Edit : just did a double-take on your username I do the same every time I see it , too . I think it is part of the ritual because you're going to wrap it in a bandage or something . So yeah Apparently everyone has a lot more experience in the child porn discussion than me ... No view from a mobile device username relevant ? I see no problem here Why the fuck does his face look like it's had a wink photoshopped in username relevant ? You must be 21 or over to watch ... I was writing an in-class essay and decided to write really big ; 4-5 words per line . When the teacher confronted me about it I said " My pencil was too big " . S / he forgot the underline wow Wikipedia . Never heard of it before try cowgirl , furry or multibreast . not that i would know . Fun thing is that it's not just those who oppose Israel that do it . The conflation of the Zionist state and Jews is also done by supporters of Israel , who go on to reason that saying anything against Israeli interests is therefore anti-Semitism . Why did you let him pick it up in the first place ? ! What's that background music ? > Constantly planning my next relapse Can't tell if serious .. or trolling .. Those pushups Santa's not real ? And Barca still aren't top of the league Unnecessary commas are very Seriously ? They didn't improve the front camera which is the most likely to be used ( FaceTime ) versus a back camera that has much more limited uses ( AR and few photo occasions where you don't look like an idiot taking a picture with a tablet ) . HOW do you know ? Those are paperbacks and the bindings aren't cracked . CLG vs M5 . I cannot wait . I hope this is not another duke nukem strategy . Might I be allowed to join you with a > - Constantly planning my next relapse Heather has been reading too many Calvin and Hobbs clips . Yeah . Fuck that good sportsmanship bullshit . Gonna jump the last few steps of some stairs ? Make sure there isn't a clothes-hanging line in the way of the jump Don't even get me started on the top image Maybe they rationale is they want more parents that can buy more stuff for they kids I find it a little curious that they apparently decided to perform this delicate operation on a beach . Love the line saying not to worry about scratching the glass with metal - - * unless there is sand on it * . > She has 7 years experience cleaning houses and is 19 yrs old . DishNetwork doesn't even get BTN anyway here in Lincoln Are you saying child molesters don't anger you ? ! ? ! ? ! * * One of my co workers found some teens dry humping in the history section . * * oh w . o . w You cant KILL them either . Even though I liked Up quite a lot , I still have the need to point out that to make Americans identify with an Asian character they had to make him fat . I'd be worried about the combos getting the steering wheel greasy . What a terrible novelty account . Which gets derailed by a couple of fucking 20 year olds babbling on about how ' jaded ' they are My dog tries to go in the new couches . i dont actually want a mens day , frankly i dont give a shit about any day Neptune kiss ? Haa wtf is that ? I'm conservative because I don't want the government doing my dishes , they do a crappy job and charge too much . Besides , it's my laundry that really needs doing It shows quite clearly in the sidebar At first , I was bummed because I missed this ( I didn't even know it was going on ) , but then I did a bit of google research and found ... it's just a big fucking rock . Oh , no reason And the second is Lil Wayne lyrics Don't want him , Manning's washed up . Also , 2010 me is giving me the I didn't think it would be an issue since the article states both ( which is why is part of why I linked it ) My SO farted in my brand new fucking car the other day . He took it to run to the store , and I had to go to work right after he got back . I got in it and immediately Funny story .... My Dad asked me that same thing after work the other night . Oh please shower us with your vastly superior opinion You'all weren't in the Denver area around 96 ' were you ? Bought some speakers from some guys in a blue van . Claimed their boss got more speakers than ordered and were unloading them . They were also sponsored by Compact Disc . Using my excellent reddit detective skills I have figured out the user of said battlestation and account . Monona 4Life Kill it with fire . They didn't have one either you ... you're just ... just fuck man ! On behalf of all colour blind people i want to thank you on the use of red on green Thanks for the help Let's See ... Inspirational quote from NDT , Iran-related cynical humor about Islamophobia , " Help me protest WBC . They're coming to my school to protest my gay principal . " , post pointing out ignorance of people who say " Evolution is just a theory ! " , Kony , Kony , Kony . Yeah , the whole place is a * huuuuge * circlejerk . his was the best map ever 120 is like just above average . I know some who've payed up to 140 for a Q > You would rather vote for a dictator for life than vote 3rd party or even just publicly question the system ? cheap bastard ! at 4:41 in the afternoon on Friday this ... this ... is an interesting read . lp = jab Christ , I feel old Had an asthma attack mid way through Rumble's just bad , there's a reason hardly anyone plays him . He's better off just left ignored . - - SSoRP All three of you so brave ... Sweat smell of success . Well look at all these upvotes you have now ! Whiny bastard That wasn't a shampoo bottle ... I don't believe this . Truant . Last picture , woman walking by . She's giving it this : Guinness from a bottle ... Hey ! Do * not * downvote the nerd love . I'm going to take that nice dinner baking in the oven and throw it right into the garbage . What's with the downvotes ? Are you not pleased at my lack of " le's , " subtexts describing items , and rainbows ? I'm suprised you would get a On are way .... There's still some space at the top left of the window . Reelect Obama in 2012 . That should solve that problem . OMG , we like the same cereals ! ! ! ! That makes it more likely for me to vote for him ! I will buy BF3 when they fix the utter lack of dinosaurs . I just assumed this would be addressed in the Spring Patch … I guess they're * * charging * * for dinosaurs now most sleezebags i know don't respect women I'm guessing you didn't watch The Other Guys to notice this was a joke First I was : you might as well ask : " What's so great about living anyways ? Just fuck this shit and let's all kill ourselves ! " Her stomach extends past her breasts . That's not fat ? In ... Canada has all the good stuff It looks like Ace changed the clan title ... again None taken ... I'm pretty sure I have a similar issue in terms of someone hacking into our slightly out of date Wordpress blog . I've not had to update / backup or even use Wordpress before , let alone remove a JavaScript injection ( which I'm pretty sure it is ) . I tested the tech guy I was on the phone with and he said , I don't think you have a virus or anything One of my greatest fear is just like yours wellandone one of my greatest fears are ghosts ok if I see something and I can't touch it I'm out of there in a second but I do constantly worry when I enter the bathroom like you said and the door slamming behind me and the lights shut off it scares me But you just did ... I can't believe you Some poor bastard had to clean that up , you know Hahaha awesome . Mom basically made this face They drop our packages 5 feet ? Stole image from friend on FB , used for own Reddit karma . > We love you ! ! .... just not in that way maybe they sweat elbow grease ? Knicks - Win against the Mavs , lose to Hornets and Nets . It's not the missing eyebrows . It's not even the facial expression . It's those things , combined with those weirdly full eyelashes . Thanks . Yes , the point is they look similar so they were posting the pic and hoping people would think it was kony and bitch , then call them out on it . That's it We don't joke about Kony , but it's acceptable to tell people to kill themselves . Whoa I must have typed in pokememes.com by accident ... wait I didn't What the ಠ_ಠ are you HEY . Get back in line , Texas . Wow . I can see why you are an Atheist No . You wasted an opportunity Add me . Honestly , it was my first time on the group too . Just had an extra copy lying around . Didn't mean to disrupt the Steam group , though King Boo was already doing a pretty good job of that Of your self ? As the Chinese say live long ( health ) and prosper . Are you sure its not a bad chia made representation of weed ( tree ) Xbox : me neither That was one gay gif for the expression ' ' mind blowing ' ' . I had to scroll far too far to find this comment * is inside , puts helmet on anyway * Hate to say it , but if a man doesn't hold the door , even if I dont know them , I assume they are a prick . Uh , well . Fair enough . I won't defend a mile , but I know how long my thumb is . Except , wait ... the Knot is based on nautical miles which are there because ... Babylonians . Tuesday nights on the BOLT , huh ? I think we've met . I was on live chat with EA yesterday , over a problem with a Sims 3 game . After the hour wait , we talked for awhile , and I provided all the needed information for the person to retrieve some code I needed from their database . Then the chat session ended . No response . No code . So I says to myself : " Self ? " It supports the meta of no support cs . I disapprove . One meta meta's are boring metas . The Vatican is on my pedo concern list ... You didn't check first ? He looks ... nothing like I pictured him to be . RES tag : Girly Gabe You didn't notice that the first time around ? Shows wife how to use Reddit for new insights and interesting conversations . Posts cat-pictures . > Inversely , I feel bad when I brutally gun down a low-level player , even > more when it's repeatedly . I don't want to scare him away from the > game . Including one way the hell out at pearl . Yes , needless escalation never harmed anyone . Explosive ......... also , Wow ! Gratz mate . You're quite lucky . So far all i've gotten from squeal of fortune is about 200 coins ; 3 gold ores , and about 10k of exp in misc . skills . Yes , I enjoyed the game . Is that so bad ? Which is explained in the video ! Yeah , some of these should be faggot . They know I Always get : Lol , Repost ... The best part is that THEY call you gay , yet they're the ones who say they will rape another man . Ugh . I was excited for this when I read about it . Seeing it is very disappointing . Should have been Darkwing Duck if it was going to be a duck . Therefore it is not a part of the English language ? XXX ? let this serve to you as a lesson , Reddit is a bad place to be while drunk It's a 2000 Focus " Chicken for dinner * again * " Would you * not * want a monocle , top hat and cane ? We recently went from the thick client to the thin client ( required in the upgrade they did ) . All of the tasks were orphaned , meaning we couldn't close any of them . Also , considering we have a HUGE enterprise environment , it took up 3 months just to stabilize it to make it usable for longer than 5 hours a day .. ' artwork ' ? The Engineer , 1 , top hat , Kimberly , Thank you . Now I'm stupider . Why can't prostitutes be feminists ? Like every single conversation on tv or in movies . Finnegan would fit in on your defense also Yes , you obviously helped kill people by helping supply them with things they need to live ... Obviously . [ / annoyedsarcasm ] Gosh , don't make this awkward by getting upset that she's cheating on you . You're * so insensitive * This is a particularly insightful comment but I feel it's a little disconcerting coming from someone named after a horrific school massacre Remember , when someone has sex with you , they trust you enough to tell you their desires , even fantasies . Don't betray that trust by laughing at her , or giving her a I think we have this habit to look both ways even on a one-way street . I know once I move to England I'll even be looking at the wrong lane for the traffic , too . As a silly American , I fully expect a pile of I am extremely jealous . Worst example : Duke Nukem Forever When I went to prom during my sophomore year of high school , I met my date's dad for the first time . He thought he would break the ice with some racist jokes ... I don't have a Facebook Then don't get close to them .... problem solved . So much * * bold * * The Agent . Regeneration 3 . A towel . Kelsey ( my gf ) . She looks like Juliette Lewis " Iraq's Moral Police " When we got engaged , my husband's ex-wife threw a shit-fit because he didn't ask her to be his " best man " and give him away . A normal penis has foreskin STFU ! A mi ya se me fue esa oportunidad ! I have a girlfriend , she is 33 now and been with the boyfriend for 10 years , they do not live together because it is frown upon in the little town they live in ( they sneak out to have sex ) . When i asked her why didn't she just marry in a courthouse already , she said NO , she is waiting for the big lavish wedding Why are you trying to access sc2 / twitch related sites at work That Cable Management You can use " almost anyone " and " except for " in the same context Seriously , my grandmother died in December just after Christmas and she was a huge Mets fan since their creation . I've been wanting to get into baseball so I decided to make it a family matter and fully committed to the Mets . Yeah , learned everything afterwords . It is a tumblr link ..... Seriously . If you're * * blackout drunk * * don't fucking drive . I never thought about offering booze or other * stuff * to the scalpers . That's a good idea and I can understand how that would ' help the price ' . If there's ever a show or something down there and I'd like to get a ticket I think I'll give that a shot . We are all humans here ... I think ... Ok , horrible fucking anti-semitic post all the way around . But where did you get the idea that Bill Maher is a jew ... saw the name , thought it was a bad pun , sorely disappointed i'm going to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time today , and we've been dating for a few months and by all accounts her dad is a big guy . You * should * do this every day in the shower when you retract your foreskin to wash your penis — everyone * does * do that , right ? Shame on him for using tumblr . Does that cow have a boner ? The glans is really just one giant zit , and if you pop it , a bunch of pus comes out . If I wasn't gay before , that would have made me . Actually , I think that's exactly what your mom did . What do you think are the odds that her dad is the OP ? It's not like the people on the RMS Titanic chose to be buried with those valuable items now did they ? Any tips ? .... not anymore . Any tips ? I see what you did there . For what are the runes and masteries there than ? Just for shits and giggles ? That's the point of the game , adapting with your runes and mastieres Just in general , I'm really annoyed by counter factual questions . I understand that they can be utilized in a limited sense but when someone asks me " If the South had won the Civil War , would the US had won WWII ? " then that chick's vagina whispers deep thoughts while together they sleep ... " I love you . " Every couple months for awhile . High bidder : richardgates NEVER seen this before ... We could keep posting nonstop about him to reddit ! Dammit . Read as thirsty for jizz .. Twice Mother of Arceus . Hey , the man has a delicate figure and he needs support . Do I know you ? My mom's got food much older than that stashed away ... I just cross my fingers and hope what she's cooking didn't die back in ' 82 Oh god not again Me ? Why is my butt picture here ? ? mean girls > At first I was like , Eclipse isn't a text editor I think the shower may have been golden ... Way to stay Constitutional , United States ! Really ? That's the best picture they could find ? We are talking about my mom " Any tips ? " You do realize that the average game subscription costs less than a monthly gym membership , right ? Two steaks , he must be comming over for dinner . Dimelo a mi , yo convivo con gente que habla así todo el tiempo Nice tip Williams Kim Jong Il II wut , never have a pet rabbit before ? What the fuck man . TIL ... pee balloon . Didn't you know that have Kenyans have mystical powers over the prices of petrol products ? More left wing bullshit from reddit . I don't like you . So this is how the pink eye epidemic started . I don't think you have a full understanding of osmosis ... Yeah , I wish Darwin was more of a scientist and less of an imaginative fairytale writer . Forever alone . Oh , cool , I guess we're exempt from responsibility then I thought the same thing .. I showed my friend Code Geass , and then he said he liked the dub MORE than the sub ... dafuq , I'm not a she . Obvious troll is obvious , but what isn't obvious is how the hell you knew I was on the way to Chicago ? Hey that one guy deserved it . Also I go bold * * Oh shit I thought I deleted that convo . Fabio you son of a bitch . Because looking attractive to horny young males is * much * more important than being comfortable in winter . I made the mistake of starting a NEW game on ME2 on insanity with a adapt Part of me wants him to succeed , then the other part of me doesn't want to lose to the Redskins two times again Love the nope nope at the end A joke your roommate can play on you instead . Email you he has been abducted by atheists and they demand a sum of 100 dollars to free him . I still have yet to see a status about Kony , and it saying " posted near Uganda , Africa . The sun in the last panel Oh sweet pastrami , I think you just made me wet with anticipation ( I'm a man ) . Go to where they hang out and take them out one by one . If you hide the bodies correctly . You'll never here from them again . Why would you play 3 without playing 1 & 2 ? And ground to level to build a parking lot that gets used once a week . That they tow anyone from Monday-saturday ... What is the story of the hole in the wall ? Wear a glove like the late MJ top comment so far by " sniffypettybro " Where are you seeing this come on TV ? This is exactly almost word for word what I wanted from my ending .... are you a wizard ? ? Very nice turn based strategy game that's pretty addicting with an ok story . The whole game is centered around collecting items ( Your an alchemist My College Algebra teacher once asked the class if we were DTF : Down To Factor Had your sex today . Not that I'm in much of a spot to criticize him , but mandatory's build Diabetes incoming . i really hope your kidding dear god , don't spray that late into flower without some plan to ventilate and / or dehumidify " Real " Ipads are made in china as well User named " Preteens " wants to take care of our children ? Here's a bug in singleplayer . My goddamn Shepard from Mass Effect 1 won't import . They're crawling all over my r / ainbow What did I just see ... I'm not talking about 10 players I'm talking about 5 wtf is your problem Should a nsfw Impressive , however there is a disturbing lack of a Deus Ex Icon Everytime I see pictures from NZ I see sherp If this is true , it's right before I go to college . And I wont be taking my Xbox to college Fuck . It's not right . Got to upvote the middle one and down the other two Are you retarded ? wait so if murder is your 1st crime in the US you just get a slap on the wrists and told not to do it again ? Didn't you know that have Kenyans have mystical powers over the prices of petrol products ? More left wing bullshit from reddit . / sarcasm This is true . But then when I call her to ask where stuff is she gets angry and says " how should I know " . damn it , now I'm going to have to find some way to watch this film ( legitimately ) . I may have to actually have to leave my house because of you If it's shadowy then by definition it's impossible to tell either way . Agreed . I was like , " Ugh , look at that ... whoa , tits on the side ! c'mon now maaan I saw a woman holding this sign . Apparently it doesn't apply to football / soccer matches Would you stay in your pen ! ? ' ' and everyone died from cancer ' ' reptiles , they control us to make divans for them Exactly . Which leads to a more pressing issue , why was this even upvoted ? Vodka is such a good alternative anyway . Time played : 3 minutes 17 seconds . there is a HUGE lack in punctuation , and grammar Posting guidelines anyone ? The zone gets bigger If I didn't know better , I'd think you were defending the institution of * rape . * but it should Thank you for sharing your senior level management insight you gained in your 2 week journey in finding an entry level help desk position . Looks like someone already redeemed it ... I saw the exact same thing not even a week ago . It's funny you bring up the vegetarian posters ... I was talking to one of my friends ( vegetarian ) about it and she was telling me how isn't the cat and chick so cute and how it's such a good campaign . I told her it just made me want to eat cat ... She than gave me this look Your FNM deck is nice because it's so fast . Most people in casual formats tend to like huge-creature decks . They're nice late , but if you can beat them down early you're very likely to win . Gideon's Lawkeeper is very good in this regard because you can tap down anything your opponent sends out . Also , in any given scenario there will be one or two obvious , viable options . As long as you're not prone to play errors ( failing to swing for lethal against a tapped-out enemy with no blockers I had somebody in class say they were from the Twin Cities , but really they were from St . Cloud ... Not very far after I find them It took me far longer than it should have to notice the rupee . There's no way to clear your purchase history though The actors in that movie looked quite a lot like you and your sister I'm disturbed by the fact that both of you don't know who the Pixies are . Did you just say someones opinion is bullshit ? It pre-compiles addresses of highlighting things . The color isn't applied until you see it , yes , but that doesn't mean it hasn't already done the bulk of the work ( read : not the coloring Fox News did a story on one of my professors who was named on the list of " The Professors : The 101 Most Dangerous Academics in Americana " . He began to sign his e-mails " Dr . Dangerous " ... The really funny part , he was a biologist / animal behaviorist who researched ' Peace ' ... really dangerous guy Fox Grab this dick it's yours bitch . I feel this way a little bit too . I see all this hate towards the ending , hate that I don't feel and all I can think is " Did I miss something ? How was the series supposed to end ? " I've experienced much worse endings to games than ME3 ' s ending ( Borderlands " Don't be silly , honey . That's not your uncle's house . That's just some , uh - - * no-tell motel off the interstate * ... There's only two people who have posted pics so far . No . Go back to your forever alone corner . No . Don't look back . This is just how it has to be . So that his eyes can look all DESU DESU KAWAII UGUU n ' shit ... I opened this up , and my wife looked at the screen and said " Oh , It's x-box . " yea ... that's totally the loss there ... not like he pioneered a new alternative music genre or anything . I literally made the That chu nee and I'm totally sure no stone unturned is a part of main quest You found it to be so funny you threw up ? One plus one is zero ? I'm still waiting impatiently for a beta invite to this ... uh ... sure ... ok . As a person I must insist that was a fucking moronic comic . Those Adidas or Nike sandals worn with socks I got a letter from an inmate at a local prison yesterday . He found the previous tenants address ( now my address ) in a used book called Dangerous Woman apparently . I have fixed the issue ( I believe ) . Technical details available on request , sorry to have caused you the * * I SEE NO DIFFERENCE * * You are not 16 . It is a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake . no its funny because you can't say " playing with kids " without thinking about molestation . Ha , ha , ha . ever notice how things are illegal for anyone to do * except * for government ... I read the first three lines of your post and clicked the link . Bunch of eggs wrapped in something that makes you cry . What's new bout that ? Amirite ladies ? This needs to end . He didn't touch his tongue > something redditors have never been known for . ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Goddamnit , I've had too many overwhelming feelings today from this thread , now I have to add another Oh god yes . Intelligence is so much more of a turn on to me than anything . There are plenty of people who wear glasses and are dumber than a box of rocks . Do a barrow roll . Ribbit If we traded for Howard this is how our team would look like while he's on the bench . Not so fast , McDonalds PR rep .... Clingon ..... HALF HUMAN ? ! ... which was the point made much further upthread . ~ ~ how is that even possible ? ~ ~ oh wait , it's not Here in the South , funerals are weird ; people take pictures , touch the body and at one funeral I went to one person was holdign the dead persons hand not as much as vaginal secretions This was recent : " Was Osama Bin Laden a part of ww1 or ww2 ? Was he like hitler ? I know they didn't like him , right .. ? " That would have sucked if his reaction caused him to fall off the fucking building . LeBron with a clutch 3 ? ! ? I noticed your jacket isn't engulfed in flames yet ... yep me too , and I went like There was one redditor who posted a picture of a living room and there was no furniture only gigantic pillows . Get you some of them gigantic pillows . Why the hell did I get down-voted for supporting a request for this wonderful image to be posted in desktop wallpaper size ? This happened to me Really ? Cause I was starting to get really tired of playing Ezio and that era So many things going on here , I'm really uncomfortable I don't even think this was the frosty side . Does no one else notice his car is right hand drive ? ..... Is it really * that * hard to figure out It's like killing millions of tiny , frozen people Every time someone catches ponies mid-blink ... Or it could just say " Open 24/7 " And GenIfags that new Pok émon looks like Digimon . how tha fuck do you get in The house didn't have * air * ? How did you breathe ? Ashlee Simpson I don't think he quite gets it What's the point of reddit vs 4chan ? Half of reddit is 4chan . Neither will you . I just want to mention that there is someone in this world , someone out there , creeping and crawling on the face of this Earth , that downvoted " Sriracha is the shit " . I was recently playing in a pub on Badwater . The medic ubered me . In setup time on offence . You hope that you almost drown some day ! ? This is that slippery slope we were talking about reddit This is also the guy that said JFK's speech on the separation of church and state made him want to throw up . Ugh , he's one of those creepy guys that won't go away ... What the hell kind of cigars were these people smoking ? " smoke my first cigar then spent the night throwing up so much I threw up blood " So , instead of not paying for the DVD and watching it anyway , you're saying he should not pay for it and not watch it ? What the hell's the difference ? Either way it's not getting bought It's not illegal to have an account and be under 13 Before . I'm not a bandwagoner . Thanks bro It's not safe in Jakarta . Take one of us . What is MFP ? Did someone offer free beer ? Staring contest . Aannd .. go ! Myspace .... Here is my wallet . I want one ಠ_ಠ a whole fleet . Darth vadar would be proud . WTF did I just read there is nothign essential for redditors , but i suggest Emoji , and this : You don't get it . He put her name in the title so it would make sense as to why she put " beets by dre " on the jar lid . An-dre-a ... Okay now this is back on track , I'll be quietly observing . More Karma ' then ' you ? ! ಠ_ಠ Five straight hours Don't fuck it up . I remember seeing this in new yesterday You can pick almost anything and find plenty of people in the world who do it for fun or sport ( what's the difference between fun and sport ? Yeah , I'm going to go out on a limb and say that someone who says , " They just like attention , they'll put up with a lot to make you happy " is not in a healthy mindset As does every other fucking bank . Yes ... science Gotta love that slut shaming towards teenage girls ... Ive been up for soo long ! But I cant miss this " Hulk " dude's fight , and Sapps fight . Oh and Jennifer Lopez and LMFAO Guys please , don't downvote . He is the expert here . Now now you white people calling everything white . too much glare in the photo . Proof of religious education or background ? Because you type like a 14 year old . I cried at the end Of Mice and Men a few times , even in high school . Flowers for Algernon always made me cry too , like when the kids piss on him and stuff . I got so sad and angry . That's probably why I get in anyone's face when they call someone retarded and they actually have a disability . I even pulled a knife on a guy once for it Granny Smith would have such an opinion , seeing as show she was obviously raised in a patriarchal , religious family . Venomous snake living on your property , clearly the best idea is to piss it off . " killed over 1,400 people and wounded 5,300 people to destroy a tunnel " .... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ If you don't know what this is , you're lucky . No response just a down vote ? Sadly , you are one of many my friend … … Is he still hung or is she unhung ? A circular saw though , dude , wtf ? I can't imagine coming back from that particular brand of batshit insane . I watched the clip and saw him moving his nubs and stuff and he seems pretty pleased . I , um , enjoy my legs kind of a lot and after working at a hospital for a while having a wheelchair isn't something I would like to do to myself . Especially with a circular saw Tom Woods ? Wait a minute .... the spell casting ... the hate for Rolof ..... I know , it's crazy . And from the first review ever written about them , they were compared to Radiohead Erm ... ok firstly , you * seriously * want to use a book that's over 150 years old for * * science * * ? I'm sure evolutionary biology hasn't improved at all since then ... Starting to wonder if ents who've never grown think that weed buds are just prematurely picked pineapples Doesn't everyone do this Copy and paste it to a keyboard shortcut . Now I type * * lod * * and get well at least you didn't tell anyone about it .... That was not jewelry . He said laid off , not fired . Then what did you mean by " illegal " ? I'm gay and I'm so oddly okay with it too " greatest rapper of all time " .... .. why did they need to open with a cow sticking its tongue in its nostril ? Could you imagine if they had named Gomez captain ... ... In / r / askreddit My dad found out while unclogging the toilet after my idiot boyfriend flushed a condom . He brought the offending article to me draped over a pencil and asked , " Is this yours ? " i see what you did there You . You are one of those people who log out . i hate how overused this face is . YAY for heart disease ! ! ! ! I have that same station ! And yes ; my pandora does the same .. Well they did add new scopes , lasers , and flashlights .... The show's called The Power Puff Girls . Their names are Blossom , Bubbles and Buttercup ... How could you not know this ? This will be my very first Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigarets , their supposed to smell like kitties . I think it is Metal . Has a local man ... What kind of microwave * do you have ? ! * These delicious fuckers have caused me two microwave fires Yes . Looking pro is the only thing . The first frame looks so real Alien blue on iPad has a penis flossing We require a video He talks about it all the time , it's on his Wikipedia entry , and in his book . Just saying > Edit : Also my dog comes in my room and spends hours licking the carpet . When I skimmed this and saw " 10F " I was like excellent points . yeah , he wanted me to do sets of 20 squats putting my heels up on this plate since people can't do squats right apparently . I was like uh no Hey gaymers , what happened to being an open minded community ? This made me extremely disappointed when I found out they were doing a buncha Beatles covers . My little sisters were watching it and were like " Look ! Aren't those your favourite songs ? Why aren't you watching this ? ! " I was just like " 22 second video , 15 second ad . How strange . My friend and I snuck into a film festival afterparty this past Friday , and pretended to have produced a film together . With enough alcohol surging through our bloodstream , we quickly came up with a title ( Doctor Insomnia ) and a story to go with it ( chronicling a doctor that rapes people in their sleep ) .... Let's hope the coincidence ends with just the name . Never mind . I just bought one on eBay . Thanks ! 64MB . NEVER OBSOLETE ? As a Brit - When I was 17 , my mom walked in ( she didn't knock and my room door doesn't have a lock ) . So , acted like I was sleeping ... Just laid on top of gf while inside her . My mom didn't say a word just closed the door . Says the person who uses the word ' stupidest ' i have never seen that popsicle flavor at the store . Content stolen from YouTube . I was fully expecting having to choose who fights in which situations .. e . g . choosing correctly for Aria's mercs by sending them to the front line to take the brunt of the attack with blood pack on the frontline , blue suns providing covering fire and flanking manouvers and eclipse supporting with tech and mechs from the rear ... instead I got a 3 - choice " push button for ending " I just pay for it ... $ 71 for three 50mg pills . No problem . .... literal or figurative shit ? * You * * dont * * get * * it * ? ಠ_ಠ ok I figured you were from far away , but she is from Garden Grove . All those ' ... ' hard to throttle my data plan when i get no fucking service Not sure if Breaking Bad reference , or just saying it . Meta world peace It's hard to not have a formulaic plot , when your material * created * the formula for all science fiction adventure . I was all It's also awesome and made my face all neither is your username Wow , didn't know r / beatingtrannies and r / beatingwomen existed until now . Good job reddit , you've built a stable community It isn't possible to touch é this move learning to aquire a taste for beer , coffee , and pussy from your mother might be a tad awkward ... thy bike frame shall * * never * * touch the ground My immune system destroys everything My OCD sister wanted to arrange my pillows Why are people downvoting this ? A simple Google search proves I'm being helpful to this users post * You did this * As a Spaniard I am only afraid of our * being called Mexican country by an American Scumbag AMC : Hypes up preview of next episode and makes me sit through 15 minutes of the comic show and it's ten seconds of Carl talking … Oh god . ED is a scary place . She's laying in alot of bird shit > As a Spaniard , I am only afraid of our being called a Mexican country by Americans My god , my friend got a free one and I fixed it , ( slipping pegs ) then a different friend said she would trade me violin lessons for guitar lessons . Of course I said " YES ! " , then never heard from her about the topic again . Wat . He was 12 , so yes . Early in the morning at 4:30 pm ? Or a person I'm at 18 % after 6.75 hours of standby and 2.6 hours of usage . So , no I know , I was like me too So wait the dude was like clinically insane ? This should've been inserted in the image : Ctrl + F-ed and no Harry Potter ! I'm white too By the time it comes out Im gonna be so confused on wtf is going going on because of all the side games Why were you with a rapist in the middle of the night Glad Im not the only who this happens to One of my coworkers is going to get a big piece at a discounted price ( I'd estimate at least 50 % off , if not 75 % ) from a guy who apparently has a lot of experience already and is starting up his own shop . I asked him if he was going to tip the artist and he said " if he does a really fantastic job , I'll buy him a pack of beer . " I'd give you an extra up-vote , were I able , for wanting to teach your children the basics of game-theory . More people need to understand this . Especially my ' wingmen ' * puts the sun on ceiling above bed * Well he certainly looks like he did it As a PPC marketing professional I've noticed this happens more and more in our field . Its shitty ... Main man ? Yes , the picture is hot . But the title ... I just noticed his other videos  like " Mexican Strip Club " or " Jewish Titty Dance " ... I fucking love my craft beer . What's amazing is I poked around that site for about 5 minutes and I still can't figure out where in the hell it's taking place at . I saw one mention of Tulsa , but that was mentioning the band that is organizing the festival ... which is a month away . Is this disposable income from making meth , by chance ? Read previous posts . This made me wonder what the combined box office on the films * John Q * and * Coach Carter * is ... looks to be about $ 147 million . The public is a fickle mistress holy monkey titties Why ? Same difference ! Naw man most pub AM's dont even pick up Spell shield until they've maxed blink and mana break or some stupid shit like that We get good , then fucking Peyton Manning comes in to the NFC West so we can be awful again . Oh god why yea . That's when my inner Fry kicked in . I know a period is a full stop but still Most disturbing thing about this video ? " We have rights now ; Obama is president . " ... You're lucky I'm white , motherfucker :| that's the only reason any upvotes were had " this is going on failbook " ALL THIS KARMA LOST ლ ( Except , it's probably going to be $ 5-10 for each new character . The number of men with penis piercings will skyrocket because of you I have the weirdest boner . > another gem from him : He thinks one armed pullups are the ones you do when you grip one arm with the other . When I explained what they actually are , he said that he's never ever seen one done before . Idid you not know the world is backward . Do not question the all mighty atheist . Hopefully whilst making eye contact with him constantly No wonder . You are almost naked . No . I hate you both I swear this was photoshopped But takes off 51 % of a Machoke's energy with Facade . Fatty . Nice thought out response ... If you want to debate please bring facts . Simply throwing out insults makes you look like an a $ $ . Are you trying to make a cat stew ? If only it was just ' circle'jerking over there . that's what i suspected Are they going to ban coat hangars too ? Have you actually seen that rule being broken ? I have it , but I'm more interested in the missing Datapad . Dead baby joke Good men come out of them too I felt so cool when I noticed the ' Retweeted by Adolf Hitler ' part . I was all set to go rock the comments , but then I remembered that I am on Reddit and everyone has already seen it . This is literally the dumbest fucking thing I think I've ever heard . Seriously ? A hammer and a nail ? SERIOUSLY ? ! Sounds kind of like motion comics . I hate motion comics . My cat's name is Little Pickle You * bastard * . How do you remember your username . That's why we don't touch posts . The more terrible the better ! Oh , this is a girl . I'm a guy . Also she's 18 Thanks for being a good driver Hadlockk . There's a lot of idiots out there , as demonstrated in this thread . St . Pattys Day Serving the condiments in their original containers pretty much guarantees having the spoons , knives , and peoples ' fingers cross-contaminating all over the place . Mayonnaise in the ketchup ! Ketchup in the mustard ! Pickle juice in all the things ! That jacket ..... But the top comment is Hobbes the tiger ... My friend spits hatred for them , because his dad has the Galaxy Ace Cos that totally looks like Horde symbol ? You were planning on spending x amount , your fianc ée ( apparently out of her own accord ) opted for a lesser amount , yet you're upset she didn't forgo it altogether ? > Respecto a lo de la cagada ( porque se que son unos pinches chismosos y esa es la parte que les interesa The UN has a Torture Chief ? My teacher are missing something ... yeah I'd say so . No amount of money can make up for what was done to the Aboriginal people , but it at least helps them get on even footing with everyone else . How long should it go on ? How about when they get their land back ? Is it just me or do the rest of the games look like they have a target age group of 6-12 Most of my friends do . And they quote it all the time ... " I understand but you do know I'm just guy here for the Taco extreme deal ? I don't represent America or anything . Please just give me my order . " Well that is a matter of opinion . I agree with you , but Ron Paul wants abortion to be up to the states , so they could do a lot more than just the birth control bill , they could ban certain forms of contraception . Some people think that would be a good thing , and that is what they actually are fighting for ( santorum , i'm looking at you Flat tire , fake weight , directed by Michael Bay ... I thought that was everyday . Funny story , he actually stated that the Koran says inside it that Muslims hate Christians ... im also thinking on buying this bundle . but for me the price would be the same , but in euro educated advice : you WILL become a competition bodybuilder overnight , but only if you are a woman . He's got my vote . Well for now ... Pretty cool how people downvote pointing out graphically superior original sources with sound . She'll be annoyed that you keep asking what's wrong I think elastic-craptastic stores his snacks elsewhere ... Commenting so that if the book doesn't meet the incredible high standard you've set I know how to find you Thank you ... but this is an original story of course ... The new soul caliber was £ 69 in the game near me . Not even a special edition Please , no Gaymers cider . Seriously . You are not suddenlyboobs . I'm not sure I can trust you with the distribution of fine titties . Your mom . Now I can't unsee that My face when I assumed you bought it : Same problem here . But I have the added issue of not keeping track of what blade I used during the previous week . Now that I think about it , its quite possible I haven't noticed that the names could be inscribed on the blade . We had cow patty bingo in my hometown too . My mom was the one who organized it He does That look is great . It's like she's Don't ride right now , but used a bike daily in UCity last year . I don't have an accident story , but I do feel strongly about one thing : Cyclists can be as much to blame for dangerous accidents as drivers . I watched way too many kids riding on sidewalks , on the wrong side of the street , * * * listening to headphones * * * ARE ALL OF YOUR POSTS JUST A BUNCH OF He was only using her for her body , literally . you can't always get what you want ... ಠ_ಠ If it is an internal name , not really . Changing it to BHA is a childish action though . Ned gets beheaded ! ? Thanks for the spoiler alert , asshole . Tyler Zeller pictured for Duke : Jeremiah Rivers pictured for Indiana Dude , just get her to put in a tampon ! All of your problems solved , and stories like these never have to happen again . is it just me or is she making the Focus confirm beep Mine came with three of those . But , it says Snapple on the bottle . Half eaten spaghetti . All . Over . My iPad . If it hit hard enough to cause that kind of damage , wouldn't the impact area be quite swollen as well ? ? I don't see any swelling . Rush Limbaugh , Star Wars prequels My name is Emma Every time I masturbate , guess who decides to pop into my head ? The fucking fighting one Except alcohol isn't bad for you in moderation . On a fire door : Do not use when on fire Almost as bad as the guy last year selling the URL to the apple store page for the iPad 2 . Said something like " the winner of this auction will receive a link to the apple store and instructions on how to click it " . LOTR is on there twice . Yeah only if you get the $ 20 DLC called Mass Effect 2 .... Dotted lines blow your mind . Get out much ? How did you picture that when it was different in the book ? Fucking Alien Blue ... Those waste tubes . It's always the racist grandma ... What did I just read . Just ... I mean ... I have no words . I upvoted you for expressing your opinion , but I made this face I knew this was going to be the top reply to the top comment ... its good to know that Jr . led 70 of the first 73 races That wasnt drunk speak Hmm . Probably should've mentioned I'm actually 14 . uh no , actually that is the post i was referring to . I grew up in flagstaff I also drove a refueling truck at that airport for a couple years . The hatred overflows No you were horny Calling it a " high score " is really fucked up On 9gag first ! ! ! ! ! I just would like to add that i read all your comments on this post and as a 26yr old woman it upsets me to see how inhumane you refer to other peoples issues . Not saying either side is right or wrong , thats not my point . If i didnt have access to birth control i'd have lost my reproductive organs long ago . If it wasn't called birth control this never would have become a national issue . My money hasn't changed clearly in high school , so definately a minor . Irony overload ... Cannot compute I feel like calling them and telling them that I have been a bad little sinful atheist , that needs to be punished with a wip ...... I remember when his team ended our undefeated season in 2011 ... Are you my husband ? He said this to me yesterday when I got up at 4.04 am to get the baby . > Then again , life in general would be much easier if everyone followed that simple rule . I THINK HIS PEN IS BLACK Nice pass Webster And you would know how ? My cat just taps my arm while I'm playing and gives me those " Pet me please ! " eyes . If I ignore her , she jumps on top of the computer and sits smack in front of my monitor and stares at me like this : Read name as BrokenCock 69 . Eat plenty of meat No mobile Wow . How fucked up are you ? If you want to get in a fight , go somewhere else , and if you're just being an ass , feel free to get the fuck out . Thanks . " Some many " When Arya meets him and he changes his face to a skull with a worm coming out of one eye and Arya just plucks it and tries to eat it At first I was like Nice try , * Swiffer * Hey , what after argument ! You really added to the conversation ! Wtf username ... Not ok . I'm Hispanic and can't do that properly . It's embarrassing . Only 50 % of European women shave their legs ? ? Playing with and AD carry that doesn't know how to last hit and then continued on to yell at me when I started last hitting . Obviously we lost the lane and throughout the game the AD carry constantly blamed it on the fact that I was " stealing all his farm " . Aren't they a little old to be acting like college douchebags ? Top comment : " Red panda please fuk me  " Not my 32gb 3GS ... I've seen this exact combination of gif post and comment . Space .... Dicks .... Uh ... There's a homegirl there . Just sayin ' . Because I wanted to see that . Im so lucky the bottom of my feet are all callused up from years of walking around bear footed Well , fuck . CFA Level II candidate here ... There already appear to be many things on this subreddit that would be violations of the ethical standards of the CFA program ... This girl I've been hanging out with keeps making forever alone jokes even after she rejected me . At first I read " butter " as " metal . " I was like ... That did not reminds me of goatse at all . I know , you need to stop , I think we ran out and you just keep hitting refresh hoping we can upload more , but finding women who can fit 3 Pringles cans worth of horse penis into them takes time . Stock cpu cooler You accidentally put your ca , era on a tripod , changed the settings and sat there as it took the picture ? This is a great photo , but I really don't think it's accidental . yeah I am trying to refrain from sounding like a douche about pointing that sort of thing out , but insulin a vital fluid ? * * * I couldn't finish the game , watched my friend finish it . My sanity couldn't take it anymore I literally just watched this movie for the first time . Just now . Stop embarrassing yourself Oh god ... why am I not suprised something as kitsch as this made it to the front page Bovine suicide is a total riot ! What is a wife beater ? Try being an Australian born German . Instead of goose stepping it's roo hopping or bear dropping If you don't want to see period jokes , go * anywhere * else on reddit . It's not rocket science . Dat username Dexter's opening sequence . get a sense of humour It makes it sound likes a game though You've removed a comment wishing a particular action against one person , yet you'd like to see that same action taken upon them ? I didn't have anything to post when I came in , but now I'm afraid of meeting any of you ; for fear of accidentally giving you a heart attack What the fuck Hey the Alabama governor Pee into a water server while in session . You have to go you have to go . Does it fix attenagate ( sp ) . ? last saturday i heard a dumb akali saying for me ( as sona ): " dont buy wards , we dont need that " . then proceed to flamme the entire team , and next said " YOU SONA IS USELESS , YOU HAVENT KILL SOMEONE YET ! " ( i was 1/3 /8 , laning phase ) . someone on my team said i was supporting , then she said " NOT ENOUGH ASSISTENCE " . well , ಠ_ಠ counter clerk : I first read this as " Dat Embryo . That is all . " and I was like , why didn't my cakeday frontpage ? Indoctrination makes you stupid . You are of normal intelligence before indoctrination * this is amazing Where is this tendon located ? That's exactly how Jersey people feel about y'all being in the left lane on the highway , going 60 mph . Can we stop grouping stupid people in with the people that actually have common sense ? The idiots that people feel the need to use as poster boys for religion make the whole Christian demographic look bad . Same for pretty much every other group that unfortunately attract the weirdos . Seems like common sense is the universal divider now . That's ... depressing . Anyone else notice the link at the bottom of the page that says " How Do My Genitals Look Today " ? Yeah , could be . I've never , ever initiated romance with him but he keeps hitting me . You can see the wrapper staying within the car i visited this bridge with my hungarian friend over the summer . he told me it was the most popular bridge to commit suicide on , because its so easy to climb up to the top . i was all like , " but what will that little extra distance do , you'll die when you hit the water anyway " and he was all like , " no , they jump from the top of the bridge on to the cement " and i was all like , " On Metro a friend and I both shot at the same group with the M320 , he got the triple kills . I got 100 , 100 , 93 for the kill assists . No golden eye ? Aaaah , that grammar . Little guy is too young for that , at least I think . But if you're gonna run / sprint with him or whatever keep it in the grass . Might still get arthritis anyway though ... Who knows * Posts * , Leave it to a German to be so excited to see people explode into bloody gore-chunks This is like ... the opposite of funny . yes , because all people that are depressed feel that way because they're fat . My nipples get whipped raw , dying later of infection . Well , obviously you need to make an honest man out him > The answer was " Magnet " Make the guys just end up thinking you are crazy or a raging whore . i have abandoned this method for the most part . I die by getting something inserted in my nose Haven't heard that one before How to take a screenshot .... Really ? ... is it just me or does it seem that this implies that only Redditors can make puns ? It's a fair price , you are trying to sell keys for $ 2.20 Safe .. Read this as " I was raised / rehabilitated by a wide variety of animals " I don't understand what this response has to do with my Here , have more : ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ I suddenly become a dog and then doze of in a wok Throat Coat eh ? I need that for my whole house I'm more curious as to how she has your whole penis in her mouth while you're having sex . I expect better from a future mechanical engineer I was being melodramatic . It would be more of a Wow my wi-fi sucks . I finished pooping before this loaded . Hello new fear Doonesbury isn't funny .. has a dirty keyboard Screw you Australia . Good one , but The kind of government that has nationalised healthcare also tends to tax the shit out of anything it deems unhealthy . Looking at you Britain Im pretty sure thats my cousin .... i can do that but then you would have to afford me a couch indefinitely as my wife will be trying to cut my balls off ... or something along that line of violence Much more than a few . Only because ~ ~ reddit ~ ~ people seem unwilling to accept the fact that we exist . Just out of curiosity , can " 할까요 ? = shall we do it ? ಠ_ಠ " be used in the way that the This novelty account gives futurama a bad name he divided by zero My home town made it on Reddit , for a failed porn store robbery GET OUT He's calling us swine . a Friend of mine ( german ) thought these things are for washing your feet after a day at the beach ... he was totally serious . Well those are wasps Nothing forwards or backwards . Really ? What the fuck is wrong with everyone's head in these posters ? > So any utilities that charge extra for the ability to pay online ( ಠ_ಠ You need a re-entry license . Wow the southern lights are so awesome ! lists ' your love ' twice ... Dude , IMDb was one of the first apps I got when I got my phone . Alien Blue was obtained shortly after finding reddit . One of the lovely things I just noticed today are the options above this post reply box . There's even a button for look of disapproval . I had a traumatic experience in Safeway's as a child . I'm glad it's gone . And I just bought spooky GP on Sunday . I didn't get drunk on mine . My boyfriend got me into it , made me watch Con Air .. I bet he's lurking around here somewhere Lol death point ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ideological support for government regulation of healthcare = slutty demand that taxpayers be responsible for medical supplies . LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE TAKING AWAY GRUBBS INSTEAD ! But I'm shitting Thats not what you said . Same here really . 5 is safe . What if the opposing 5 are bots in disguise What a mature way to handle criticism Please don't hijack Yeah , definitely … they haven't destroyed us by 35 + twice this season . They don't use AKs Carmelo and Amare both making more than LeBron ... Aaaaand I'm on alien blue . Spoiler mark is just high-lighted in blue for me . Was going to watch the movie this weekend . Exactly like that ! ... So .. You just included another year ... I don't have enough keys on my keyboard to type all the Seen many of women with mustaches . I hate that song . filters are the best . Especially if you're smoking with people who constantly feel the need to drench there lips in moisture before taking hits I am a nerd good sir , and had to fulfill my need to complete glorious homework ... SIGH But is inaccurate unless you actually studied to be a software engineer Most irrelevant , unimportant thing I've ever read in my life . Do you or someone else using urxvt know what font I need to use in order to properly display the look of disapproval ( 1 ) They have before now as well 2 ) You have adblock I was definitely going over reddit with my girlfriend and she said china and clearly didnt know it was japan . I've been perusing through that and they take shit out of context so hard . I mean , yeah , Christians do that a lot too , but .. it's a bit hypocritical , such as the verse that states not to let your neighbors ox or sheep get lost , and they translate it into protecting all of your neighbors animals from harm Totally what he was implying . Haha this happened to me a few weeks back . I went to jump down onto the ground from a building , and Ezio got stuck between two walls ... Then it kind of sucked him down . Really weird In one video on Obama , he said Obama is a communist because with the Islamic brotherhood St * Paddy's * I was born in the 70 ' s . I was 20 when OK Computer came out . Not sure how you figure that I'm too old to be a fan since I just saw them for the 4th time ... Well that was somewhat disturbing . Without context , that sentence gets this : that was probably me who sent you that haha I love it when flax pancakes get hot with each other . ( <--- I'm not saying you dont have a right to vote ... I'm glad to be alive . Wait I'm in the wrong dream . i thought it was pretty clear . ' women or something . ' im not trying to be a dick , im just not gonna deny that i have some pretty strong misogynistic feelings and reddit's humour lines up nicely for me . i would never go out of my way to harm or inconvenience someone for being a woman . Edit * < = nor would i allow harm to come by inaction yadayada you get the drift . but just know , i don't approve My gramps smoked weed and died . How else would we have all this Swiss cheese [ ] ( / ilovethebeefytaco ) It's like I a taco within a taco within a Taco Bell Finally someone that understands my pain ..... and that's me living in the south .. TN .... Here ya go ... An MP can have worse vision than an infantry soldier ? DEAR GOD WHY ? ! I GOOGLED IT BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT Mother of Zeus I need one of those ..... So many familiar names . He can't die yet , we need him to reunite with his bro first My buddy and I were sitting in our dorm common room one night having a few beers and watching football . Our door to the hallway was open because we were pretty friendly with the neighbors . This guy who neither of us have ever seen before stumbles in , obviously trashed , slumps down in the nearest chair and says " I don't care how Baptist she is . If that bitch gets pregnant , I'm going after her with a fucking hanger ! " I don't think the point is to conceal the compartment . It would be really easy to make a bottle with a hidden compartment ( see any weed site ) . The point is to make it easy to keep your cash , card , car key , and / or locker key with you . Try running in gym shorts with keys in your pocket ... fucking annoying Great ! Can't wait ................ Why are people suggesting chromatography and mass spectrometry ? " Jack Hoff " . I don't date outside my race because some customs I just can't get used to , and I don't like it when I'm the only white guy there > . > really awkward when you get stuck with a bunch of giggling asian girls speaking another language ... And then your girlfriend wont tell you what they were talking about . Nice ploy to get nicks of all the single ladies . that was one juicy fly Here's another one : Just because someone is nerdy doesn't mean that they have no hygiene Don't tell me what I can and can't use you know you could have just posted this in the Caption this thread ..... How do I add a ' special ' account made me lol , I was thinking about trying to find a clever way to say it , but instead went for the and you can never walk on it , or let anyone walk on it , and in the end you just end up with a bunch of unusable floor space . Worst movie of all time ... 63 % " fresh " rating on Rotten Tomatoes * * I like how the actual bible verses are worse than what's written on the sign , ie getting stoned to death . you make it seem like The Facebook Company controls whats posted on their social network with millions of users no you're not fat So NDT did the DP show ? No Giroux or Crosby That second apostrophe ... All ages Then I put Plan B into effect . Well , I browse reddit from my phone , so I have to type a shortcut to make First you say people are equal . Then you say that people are treated unequally . I know it looks crazy ... But Anchorage is the big freight hub for things coming from china . And if I remember correctly Louisville is a big sorting HQ for UPS . I feel your pain though : when I preordered my 4S it was in Anchorage , then went to Louisville , and then came to me . I live in Anchorage , AK . I had forgotten how horrible those shorts were . That was one of the brand new not even 3 week old busses All I can think of is .... What did I just watch " Skyrim ( a new release for World of Warcraft ) " I just liked how I read this entire thing on what freaky being from the deep it could be , then at the very end they throw in " Or some people say its just a bunch of whales " . Illegality has nothing to do with it Actually it's where they throw rocks at you until you die He literally told him to brainwash himself ... I was going to post this Or wash its hands . ಠ_ಠ Are you suggesting that it is too difficult for someone who wants to be a part of that sub-reddit to click on it themselves ? That's it , isn't it ? ! Reddit made everyone a member because atheists are unable to click a simple button ... Give them all the rights ! Except the ones that require input on their end . Guys can keep those . Really . You should probably not play Minecraft if you are looking to simulate real life . 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Will the pre purchase digital edition have the same price of the common digital editions ? Paying an extra USD 20 for the deluxe edition don't sound like a good deal for me so right now I'm sticking with the regular pre purchase digital edition . If the non pre purchase version is cheaper then maybe I will consider buying the simplest version . I'm broke right now In my math course in university , I just finished learning about Dimensional Analysis . Basically , it's converting from one SI unit to another When I voted , this match-up was at about 45,000 votes . All others were around 30,000 My dealer sucks balls . All I get from him is normal orgies . Because you know you hate it when your cables get a virus . you win this one I had heard prior to ME3 ' s release that it would be featuring fem-Shep for trailers and the case cover art . Obviously that didn't happen . What a disappointment . Apparently you can't use YouTube to check the endings . Yes ... the one that's texting ... Nope , cant . Well , at least in Greece it cant be a show You didn't think to buy apple care that covers 3 years of parts and anything that goes wrong on a $ 1300 laptop ? Biggie and Rakim are in the " dirty south " category ? how do you even ride a fruit ? The Sci-Fi channel too . Oh sorry , that's Syfy now . Your scaring me shitless . Last time I went to the range I found out afterwards I was out of cleaning pads and my dad just ran the boresnake through and called it fine . It was a . 22 boresnake . Don't you mean which sites the FBI is telling Sabu to tell Lulzsec to hack next ? 2 hours to write , 18 hours to debug , 2 errors . pointers Reporting back . Truefitt and Hill pre-shave oil and Col . Conks lime . It was awesome . I thought the same thing to myself when I read somewhere that funimation was doing the dbz dub and they cited the fact that the show was featured on wb or wgn , or whatever it was at the time , and therefore needed to be censored more heavily for network television , rather than keep all the blood and what not for cartoon network . Later that night I watched an episode of X-files on Fox where a man pulls out his still beating heart Food Network's programming has been deteriorating recently though . I mean , Fat Chef ? Come on . Living in America , most people I know think they don't have an " accent " . They think an accent is something that only " foreign people " have . on my iphone , I have a custom autocorrect to replace " reddang " ( reddit angry ) with i hope this isn't a serious inquiry god , you just know he uses frag rounds definitely a repost from like a week ago Repackaged a few years later with annoying aliens So you claim it's overrated then recommend they go to the place that uses a smoker instead of a real wood fire ... Yeah , I figured as much . It was kinda creepy to look up and see Steve's face coming out of your friend Pet peeve Yeah . I reposted it after seeing it got removed , and it was gone within five minutes . How does a 12 year old have enough kissing experience to discern a good and bad kiss ? How dare you call malwarebytes crap ? Yes . But without SyFy , how ever am I going to watch WWE SmackDown ? It's pronounced " tomato " And don't forget to mention that the airplane was flying at twice the height of the towers . Yeah . TOTALLY prophetic ! 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My mom calls her gonorrhea sometimes " because she's everywhere " > Sanctions are an act of war and don't you know that it's election season for everyone ? " Mature content . Please sign in to view . " What century does this judge live in ? Spoken like someone who hasn't seen the show . Why do I understand this joke ? 12 years old and has " emo " in name . Meta comment here : are we entering the realm of ironic looks of disapproval ? I'm so confused . An 80k mob is hard for a 15 player raid ? Well .... you're a towel .... I am I think you mean the best Internet argument ever Gee , I was totally shocked that it was a rickroll . Totally unexpected Never seen this request before wait ... do they have computers and internet in Argentina ? I remember a time way back in elementary school ( 5th grade , I think ) . A group of students was suppose to give a presentation on " Commercial Fishing " . 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In the 80 ' s , my VCR came with video instructions on how to hook it up ... the instructions were on a VCR tape . you gonna actually wear your helmet too Aaron ? I'm German and You're onto me . Nice try FBI I'm onto you redditor for 5 minutes ... That and engagement photos . It takes a lot not to yell at people who ask " So when are you and your derp getting engaged anyway ? ! " like after several years of dating and living together that isn't the fuel for many a fight as it is . At first I was like Reddit itself Relevant username . Probably not sweat . My apartment isn't very portable ... How about d_b_c i find myself paying EXTRA attention to the user names in this thread . In stoner mode thinking , " where the fuck is the w ? ! ? ! " . Then suddenly If I had a dime for every Reddit post titled Come to think about it , shit , he did have a cameo ! FGS I was eating when I read this ... had to put down the delicious apple that I was eating This . I don't exactly like cops , but I wouldn't blame them for being unequipped to deal with the breakdown of civilization . Until they go around confiscating firearms that is . I didn't understand why TIM would kill Anderson first . Did he forget that Shepard was still pointing a gun ? This is used for zombie defense . Duh . Selling plasma is * so * rva . Says the can of beef . Um , girlfriend gives you hot sex , love and affection , but still has to pay for half of the meals out ? she is 15 * pedal . I know , it's weird right ? How there was never a single mention of a dragons death in any medium until * 2004 * ... I audibly " Nous " c'est le monde qui pense que le droit de manifester est important dans une soci été , ( bien plus important que l'effet qu'une voiture endommag ée peut avoir sur le bien - être économique individuel ou public Oh dear , I hope this doesn't become a thing Genius . You didn't buy it I was a camp counselor at a local swim / summer camp , the other counselors and I were talking about tattoo's , my friends cousin got an illegal tattoo when she was 15 on her bikini line that said " Daddy's not watching anymore " Thank god for alien blue showing the full link 1000s of years of civilization . " Our ancestors just died " . Buddha is not a myth I heard it even has a TGI Friday restaurant now They should be stolen out of their back yards and put down . Pretty cool of you to blanket military members like that And then you get last pick in every single game because it gives priority to groups Qui est-ce que keeps downvoting my comments ? My mom said the same thing about sex I know that feel bro ........ I know that feel too well . I agree . Hey , that's my bit . Hey it's frustrating isn't it ? I was fucking heartbroken when I realized that I had to accept that no-kill shelters simply do fuck all except further suffering . The suffering that is caused by ignorant , sellfish people GOD [ I was thrown off by " strays are a thing " .. Well no shit Very nice idea ; first game ( as ashe ) 90cs with a kill too sivir bots 10 cs Yes , because homosexuals being abominations and women being unclean whenever they are on their periods are definitely parts of the bible that should never be disregarded . Jesus , I've never knew your chin could detach itself from your face I knew a guy once who had a sheep tattooed on this pelvis / hip area . Why a sheep ? So he could tell people it was a baaaaaad idea . He apparently thought that joke would never get old . Chris , this is your wife . Please take a seat right over here . I read more of that than I care to admit Metric ton 3 comments and we're calling people names ? Dark and Sarcastic . Some people say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit , then I guess I'm stuck with the lowest form of wit ! Look at my caring face . LOOK AT IT . [ Usually , it's the platoon leader that does that to troll his platoon mates . For instance , my friend said something like " pick your e75 , I'll do my t34 " and joins the game with the Russian t - 34 ... Says who ? > YOU MONSIEUR ? ! in Delhi too " Found this gem ( has to be in the title ) , " Wait wait wait wait wait ... you only shower every 4 days ? ? ? Last frame Yeah , it's not like employees have degrees as base requirements or anything That's not a very shitty answer I watched that whole thing and I don't regret it . > 60 euros for a game without LAN or PVP ? As a bass player , I read all of these Regardless of other drug use , anyone taking " mystery white powder " is a ( r ) etard . Imagine racking up a coke sized line of ketamine , that would NOT end well . I read all of these mfw i read " this is the wife " March 18th is mothers day here I keep waiting for the backlash that never comes . HAHAHAHAHAHA ... haha .. ha , , oh they were serious ... That is the weirdest autocorrect I have ever seen According to ploopie > As a bass player , Good idea to link a paper from a lobby organisation Wait until he learns to mount other things . nooooooo don't ruin one of my favorite non food foods ever ~ I have yet to get a text , and I didn't get the email until I sat down at my computer on campus . I logged in and my crops still haven't grown . I find it hard to believe Fire beats Wolf Thank you for posting this . I always check reddit first to get my email Don't remind me of that ad Daylight Saving Time Of course it was a Glenfiddich . Went to school to learn construction work . Teacher told us to clean up after a day of building . Student : " Should I wash the hammer ? " Everyone else : Indeed . Freshman year of HS , the teacher was telling us how due to an earthquake occurring somewhere in the world , every day would be . 002 seconds longer . Then , a girl that wasn't too bright in that class blurted out " Oh god , does that mean it's still Tuesday ? " . Does it matter ? Also Franklin is on the $ 100 Thats a lot f conquest bro , you ever play anything else ? XD and a lot of melee , I have 5 melee ribbons What erks me is that these guys created Child's Play and then decided to make a smug comic . Not helping , not helping > Edit it didn't work here either Reminds me of when Magic Johnson annouced he had " attained the AIDS virus " , like he had unlocked some level of cock achievment . And before posting this , I thought my 400 some assault ribbons was quite a lot Oooh , thanks for the advice ! ! That statement alone made me run to Google Images ( safe search ON , of course * inner * thigh I didn't even know that happened Yeh , and I also remember watching for 55minutes and then having my stream go down , and when I come back , the main battle had ended .................................................................. I got the same problem as you dude , It can't be fixed , just gotta deal with it . Sucks Owner shouldn't have eaten so much cat nip . Plankton and algae people ! Oil comes from ... oh fuck it , nevermind . > Beer + straw = My fucking birthday is on the 5th or 6th of August , I can't remember , at 10 am or something . It was the holiday Monday in August in 2000 . Stupid phone doesn't have a perpetual calendar Short hair ? Flat chests ? How many people tried to click the play button ? We do this with my dad's side of the family for all gatherings . They still show up late Well in my family it's a blessing . my mom can cook , but .. My dad is a horrible cook . He sees nothing wrong with taking a nap while grilling chicken . I need to do something like this . My girlfriend has even started using my toothbrush . I ask her , " Where's your toothbrush ? " . She just laughs . Like it was a joke . He's not a retard ... You complained about spotting , there's your solution ... And I don't know about you , but I tend to get shot less when the enemy can't see me at all , regardless of wether or not I have a ' Dorito ' over my head Precisely . The most ironic part ? This is an official product from the Rubik's Store . Using the IRNV is basically like having constant smoke on your screen 100 % of the time That too a pink straw ? The left one has the look of disapproval : " You died .. AGAIN ? " 75 surveilance medals and her highest sniper rifle has 31 kills . USERNAME ... Then why did you put the " True Story " on the finger one ? I demand circuit diagrams They put adds in the market now ! ? I was homeschooled k - 12 by fundie parents ... and neither of em have a college degree . I got a 28 on the ACT and finished HS with 1 year of college completed . Now I'm at university studying Mechanical engineering . I'll probably need therapy to get over such an obviously terrible childhood . I already knew , I just wanted a glimmer of hope ... Agreed about the Morena's dress . I loved her different saris ... and her long hair You also need to take into account the social costs of all the Laker riots , though . It is my precious how could you possibly know this ? Why is there a cat ? > This concept is metaphysics . What other secrets are you keeping from your wife and kids ? Although sometime I feel like a taxi driver Pakistan as well , fucking brilliant strategic move if I've ever seen one I approve of this . Will still hate Santorum mindlessly because I'm not american , though . Cute . I'm just glad I didn't suggest something more graphic , I wouldn't want to feel too bad by traumatizing you with the existence of fat people . As was I . TIL 1 person = circlejerk . made an account to say : " would you WHERE socks ? " You'd rather lose with Alex than win with Manning ? Robert Dawkins Illusive Man ... I thought we'd be meeting face-to-face . Game looks awesome , I'm downloading the demo . Free is nice but it's not an expensive game , might just have to buy it anyway . WAIT ! was that the plan all along ? You mean " The context ? " Really ? Let's just ignore that . Consumption ? You and everyone else . there isn't even a link to CPD on chicago.org , it's a commercial site Scientists don't say we evolved from apes , dude . We shared a common anscestor millions of years ago . I am under 30 and Robocop is one of my favorite movies . It was the first blu-ray I bought . Yeah exactly . And I bought a folio case so it protects my screen on my new iPad . I just wish I'd known this before I spent $ 20 on a screen protector And ? Everyone uses Dragonite and I don't see anyone raging about it . Dragonite have * * more * * base stat total as than Articuno ( Dragonite have 600 , Articuno have 580 ) . I don't get it why people rage about her using Articuno . It is one of the weakest legendaries , it don't even have a base stat total of 600 . that wouldn't help for dw abilities What did they do to get those beads Indeed ... princess_anus . Oh god , my roomate recently bought that for N64 and I now have to relive that annoying sound everyday As a christian reading this : Is that how you got your username ? Initially rolled a warrior--didn't know the difference between auto attack and attacks with cooldowns and would repeatedly click ( are you * Fucking . Noisy . Eating . Fuck . CLEARLY that's what you meant the first time . " According to Lurkmore Wiki , the earliest use of Shaving one's head is on the same level as getting an asshole tattooed on their face ? * tone : this story has me abuzz with great feeling ... for * bees * .... One one side , I'm related to Elie Wiesel . On the other , I'm related to a KKK member My initial thought was him getting leftover rice on a spoon , dipping it in mayonnaise , and microwaving the spoon itself for four minutes . Spreading his invisible children in public ... Yeah , this is exactly the kind of thing Jesus was talking about ... I tried not to listen to it enough to tell what the lyrics were No mention of a helmet He wasn't having sex with a horse Hmmmmmmm ... you win this time ... ZZZZZ ... ING Think before you post something ancient ? .... The fuck was that ? I want my money back ..... It depends of what ones you're talking about . Oh great , this will be the next movie now . Ancient Aliens was right I'll be damned if I can do that . The thing just bounces left and springs back ... I got a Haunted Ghosts German Gonzila on my first key , didn't know what it was worth , and ended up selling it for 5 hats .... I've been blessed with a few dead pixels . The tags Omg . Dat change in meters . Booker T ; You can not kick someone " right in the acl " Dat 83 billion loss .. I'll never see that many iskies in my life I see how it is , [ Mordin dies ] ( / spoiler " ME3 " ) and the whole game goes to shit Or unless you live alone ... No " + 1 " for my C & C reference ? nice melons ... skull fucked ... Yeah , really hope we can get it together tomorrow … back to back losses to the Knicks would be so embarrassing . 3 year deal Because only historically black colleges have low admissions standards . You know what me and my girlfriend found to be a good safeword for sex ? " Stop " You left the funny out of the joke . I am " This reminds me of when Scar held up the mouse in the lion king . Oh there goes the family . It's been 5 months . Imagine if you had just finished watching The Ring . The A & M game . Wait ... That is just the opposite of scrambled eggs . I said I don't get it You mean the fire hose ? I didn't know that could happen ! I'm so glad Kompas is informing people about the physiological dangers associated with the internet Go-to brands are SeaSonic , Corsair ( various OEMs ) , and to a lesser extent ( unfortunately ) Enermax and PC Power & Cooling . Enermax has dropped the ball a little as of late but should still be way better than OCZ . PCP & C was bought by OCZ I'm a gentlemen , not a street beggar . A bowl ... Too far . Why did he not want to play for SD ? I want to know In the toilet You are killing someone who has a OChem test tmr You intended that pun No . ITS MINEEEEEEE Yeah I noticed it . It was if Erin it was a uncompleted deleted scene or something mistakenly left in . I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS ! ! ... He's a fucking badass motherfucker . He ditched F7U12 for circlejerk You eat man cheese ? Every 3 commercials in NCAA , I saw a ME3 commercial ... That's fucked up . My first reaction was that this sentence was wrong , but then I realized that it was , in fact , correct . It's freaky how incorrect it * sounds * while still being grammatically correct . Yes . That would be awesome ! For the fucked up ones I have that people see I would just say " Wow ! I can't believe I dreamed that . So weird ! " with the best poker face , but in my mind thinking " Oh please believe my lies ! " > So yeah , me being an atheist is not my choice , it's apparently allah's will . I can't do anything to change that . Yes , he will then punish me for being an atheist . A very just god , indeed * Looks at username ... * Those motherfuckers . I tried to move with keyboard Do those last two seriously need to be part of burn classification ? ! I read french senator wants to bang children pageants ... Wtf brain ? ! < span style = " direction : rtl ; " > It's even better when they blister while you sleep overnight , and you slept in a tank top with your super long hair down . That's pretty much how I did it - Portuguese SportTV in glorious HD and 5Live on the laptop . All you people who broke and gave your hard earned money to Rupert Murdoch : The jetta was built on the golf platform though , it was designed to ride the coat tails of the golf's success . Essentially , its just a golf without the hatch . Also , if you have a GTO why are you buying a GTI ? LOL ! Had a vision of a bunch of BioWare fans going " Too Soon " ingredient = Soilent Grün . Owls just a fancy tin cover . Don't stretch the springs . They wanted to improve his late game ... ? This smells like an old joke ... is it ? you went to the doctors on your cakeday Yes let's blame Becca for things that aren't her fault . I'm 12 and I have an awesome friend who does things like this At first I read that as several Bin Ladens . Looks like my ex gf lol yeah , idiot doctor should have posted on reddit ! .... I thought it was a girl I've been seeing . These are getting annoying . Are people just naturally this gullible ? Well that's uplifting .... How do you mean ? Sorry someone down voted you . Here is an upvote ! Your opinion is a valid one that OP should probably hear . Yay for open discussion , Reddit . dude that's illegal I was going to upload this . I feel kind of bad now cause my first reaction was " wheres the braid ? " and my second was " she's gorgeous . " Then I gave my brain this look : We don't link to roms This made me want to throw up ... Wait , so they were running around , naked chanting to Jesus ? Oh , well ... that's perfectly fine then . They were just excersizing their freedom of religion . I don't see why they were arrested . It's like Indy has a history of taking things from Baltimore . They aren't even similar . Paildramon is full of mechanical things . Thank you ! This is a great step-by-step =) Also , I feel like you know who I am ... Well at least it's even now . He has a Charizard icon . How did you make this sorcery . I want one Just because the Pope decrees birth control to be evil doesn't mean Catholics don't use condoms . It's fun to rabble-rouse but let's not pretend there's anything substantial going on in these discussions . How many people spouting their opinions here have any idea who the leader is , what his stated / actual role is , in what context the fatwa was issued and to whom , or how ordinary Muslims respond to the statement ? The time I let a friend borrow Elder Scrolls , Returned the game to find the disc completely scratched and book wrecked . Game didn't even more anymore I lent my friend MGS 2 . The first time , it was covered in bread crumbs . The second time I lent it to him , it never came back . Because the " professional trainers and caregivers " let the elephants roam in the nature while the latter are not performing in circuses right ? Oh , and when did I say I have a dog ? It's okay , my wife does this every day , and when she does put it on , she puts it on * backwards * . Do you hate other races ? ( > Is your Uncle Gibbs ? I didnt know there was anything wrong with singing I actually saw this on Ifunny a couple of months ago , IFUNNY ! ! ! This doesn't deserve frontpage When I took Japanese in high school , our sensei helped us transliterate our English names or we could choose our own Japanese name . My Japanese friend helped me choose a real Japanese name , complete with surname . However , my sensei refused to recognize the surname , because it's basically stealing a family's name . You don't really belong to that family . It's like a Chinese person coming to the states and choosing his surname to be Obama . We all know the truth . So charging in to take out a sentry nest when invulnerable is a bad idea ? I guess I've been doing it wrong then . Damn . That explains Rob Liefeld . Does anyone else remember the episode where he had a bag of peanuts ? I remember walking past the t . v . when my son was watching one morning and hearing " Would you like to see my penis ? " Really ? It seems kind of self explanatory your cereals Trolling has become far too elaborate When I was at school in about year 11 , I borrowed a text-book , because I forgot mine . I opened it up and a used condom fell out . Yup , here too . I'm a founding " father " of my alumni chapter of my co-Ed business fraternity . I married my " brother " . I'm also a girl . Let the redneck jokes commence . humping animals and animals humping ... other things . 49 each x 4 = 1.96 . buy 4 @ . 25 each = 1.00 . you save . 96 It sounds like you are coming when he bites you > Some guy across the street was mowing his lawn and thought it was the funniest thing in the world , YOU ... Yea , quote Karl Marx , the man who was right about everything , and revolutionized western thought to usher in an age of unparalleled socialist prosperity I'm on to you Guinness Marketing Team Yeah seriously , there is no other possible reason for saying that this picture is not authentic , than being a lonely nerd who wants others to be as miserable as him . ಠ_ಠ No ಠ_ಠ problem . ಠ_ಠ Cheers . PS : Precious . yeah , main features of this content patch are basic things that couldn't be implemented because of the rushed december release and the communtity is freaking out Finish it . " Too many people loading YouTube at the same time . " it's Finland Yea .. no .. hehehe STOP LOOKING AT ME ! yes , because the same names that we've had since the BC era which mean " a miracle " in another language are so much better Here , have some of mine . I have plenty to share unfortunately . Ya but on the living room couch I don't wanna be known as " the guy ... " that does anything My son . Living up to your username I knew the day would come that I would this in a thread I went to my doctors because I thought I had scoliosis . After he examined me he said " Well I have good news and bad news ! The good news is that you don't have scoliosis , the bad news is that your back has an S shape " . oddly enough I feel like I recognize your username from somewhere before ... So , this was your wife's drawing ? Come on , now you're just being facetious . Because if that was an aluminum or steel panel there wouldn't be any damage at all ? I didn't post that deleted comment . You have to sign up , for an amount of time , for your university gym ? That's like saying if the girl hadn't been born she would've never been embarrassed , it's a huge strech I see no problem here . Besides the stupid fucking I knew a guy in college who had a thing for this girl , he printed out facebook pics she had taken at the beach , he wrapped them in cellophane and attached them to the walls of his shower ... What in the world ? Um ... he posted a pic of the voucher with the code on it I once asked my dad to borrow his video camera . When I turned it on , it was set to night vision mode DR enforcer i couldn't stop watching . just , get .. that .. thing ! * c'mon * already " Fer Sure ! " nice car , and damn low miles , but wtf was the point of " Removed some logos . " I understand the plates but everything eles . . . . Upvoted for wit , but ... You feel like Flesh Pound ? I think your just paranoid ! Just some buzzard waiting for ya to die . At first , they looked like lips to me Maybe the guy got Pok érus after the catch ? Is this not normal ? I've seen this done dozens of times . United Airlines has many clowns on the payroll . This . I want to see if the 9ers would become the powerhouse I think they would . And .... they wouldn't play us twice a year ... Yes . Clearly , no one continued recording . In the closet with lady_rainicorn , they are playing 7 minutes in heaven again XBOX ? Ps2 era ? ? Who let the ten year olds out ? Oh great . Now I've got paint flakes and splinters in my lady bits ! Do not want . That celery has negative callories Not that big of a deal - HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE STRAWBERRY > Have you just verbally raped me ; I don't even know anymore . This is on behalf of spy_spy : What did I just watch That guy was ~ 35 and had a popped collar . Our town has a population of not even 100k and has two walmarts Don't down vote him ! That's just what he wants Scene from the movie " Magical Mystery Tour " . This movie basically is the result of all the LSD the Beatles took I think of the crucified slaves from Fallout : New Vegas whenever I see a cross . He took it out with a Swiss army knife . lol'd . saw the username and lol'd again . clicked username ... And you're calling ImNoChef evil ? I enjoy it when girls cry . Don't judge me . You can argue statistics all day long and praise or not the last decade and a half . But all that matters is that , with a 100 + dollar oil , Caracas ( and other mayor cities ) should be looking like Dubai , Abu Dhabi or Doha . Is it too much to ask ? Nop , Chavez would rather , you know , NOT encourage foreign investment and give ridiculous donations to Bolivia , Nicaragua , Gambia or Cuba But you left him ... you can't be forever alone by choice ... You and Helen T . cheat at Draw Something ... I was almost asleep Happens to me too ... I fucking hate youtube for trailers But .... that's where your balls are And the ' 80s come to mind if you're a little older than that . San Jose doesn't sound very Irish . That Sandisk usb drive that cnet describes as " sturdy " lasted me only 1.5- 2 years . And now your're stalked . There's preschool for 4 year olds ... Is that Pedobear ? but you're not even in the one year club rolling in the dough ... " while taking a dumb " / gaming ruined the ending to the game .. before I knew it was released ... That's probably a decision you will come to in time . You can hear the click of the metal clip @ 2:18 when Zimmerman loads his pistol . Times have changed ! You kid screams , ಠ_ಠ . You discipline the kid , I hate cobblestone what i find fascinating about 4chan posts is how good in terms of quality they always are . i mean the guy who did this managed to find pictures of several different dicks ( or maybe it is only one cock in different poses ) and photoshopped them so masterfully . i couldnt imagine myself working so long on a picture with so many huge penises No . They would buy hookers , create camel races , and make fake islands created out of gold , silver , and jihad . ಠ_ಠ x Good luck getting your crush . You will need it Who the hell buys a Kel Tek ? Guilty just for that . No matter how much progress I make I'm never going to catch up with you guys . Theres a chat room ... ? Why wasn't I told Alright , we gotta treat this meat with amonia , because there might be drug-resistant e . coli or staph , because we feed our cows corn and have them live in a small poop filled pens , because we have to fit as many cows as possible onto the ranch , because we need to raise all our beef at the same facility , because * * our customers want the burgers at all the mcdonalds to taste the same .... ? * * Wow , he actually is a scumbag . His rap group is Beantown Mafia . Are you making a joke about Asian being small ? 10x10cm mouse radius He had me bawling my eyes out too , when I shot him to death as he made a dash for the elevator . The entire subreddit is vote-up-only for me . But not any other sub ... Ugh please adopt me too . I am so sick of these old men dictating what us women do with our bodies . You don't have a vagina ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ And the middle column ? They also have the current number one drama ... NCIS . Little me called spiders ' loggers ' , my grandmother ' dogger ' and Thomas from the popular childrens show Thomas the Tank Engine ' bobby ' . No I do not know why My sexy looks . I used to be all ლ ( Donkey wasn't invited ? Industrialized it . Most Americans ' only exposure to tomato soup is Campbell's , which , indeed , is watered down ketchup with salt . No more lava ? Lets just get rid of water too while we're at it . Watch in about a month the Reddit survival server is going to be filled with these seriously . I bet this will be on 9gag in no time . Explain yourself . Nice jorts , Speilburg ... Hopefully they don't all end up being metal gear solid games . Sounds good . Gief it to me nao . I see a triple-wide path . So you're within earshot while they gossip about you with visitors ? Yeah I'm constantly thinking about the remoteness of MY observatory ... A tarantula ? ... Look at the HP , and then the moves . There's these tablets that have keyboards on them that cost like $ 200 . they're called netbooks . If I wanted to touch the screen I'd .... there's never any fucking reason to touch the screen My name is Najji . Its happened to me You must be a detective genius . Is this a case of an over - 18 having sex with an Under - 16 ? How old was the kid himself ? It doesn't specify whether he was the same age as well because if he wasn't , that wouldn't really apply to my comment . And if he was under 16 , was the girl classified as a sex offender too ? " However , me and ace started grinding " Why couldn't she just say it herself Then he logged off of spacedicks ....... Tarvaris made it harder ? I'm sorry for being an " ignorant little twat . " Please tell me more about people publicly removing tampons . > there's never any fucking reason to touch the screen Your username ... It hurts my ears you can have my upvote , but i'm also leaving this here ... I'm scared for who it might be next ... if Boyd K Packer became the prophet ... Your username ... It hurts my feelings ... submitted by gary 0ak The Cranberries get a mention but not The Smiths ? I wasn't talking about your beard . Then leave .. ? I don't understand how Zusi got a card for his celebration that's because guys would rather assume you're a guy then fap to what looks like a girl but is a guy ............. or so i've heard ... The Eraser ? Came here to say this . I'm getting so tired of Catholicism's reputation being blemished by idiots who don't know anything about any other religion , or even their own No self-respecting Irishman would call it St . Patty's Day I called my house phone to try and locate the phone I was using to call my house phone . Now that I think about it , it doesn't even make sense that I would call my house phone .... Loss of WR's ? We lost our 2nd string WR . I have a username He brings up an important point . The Toronto Raptors have troubles getting players to stay due to culture shock my name is Wyatt " Gasping is rude , silence is golden . " I wasn't being serious about it " It's dangerous to go alone ! Take this . " and then he hands you a 3 foot long dildo . That's not helping either . It's my first day posting on reddit ( I was somewhat of a lurker ) , and it's made me realize that posting something funny and thought provoking is far from easy . The instant feedback is great though , if it could be applied to longer works i think it would be a powerful driving force for human progress . However i suspect things like Seriously , I'm seeing people be downvoted for absolutely no reason everywhere this week . Reddit , are we going to have to go through the downvoting etiquette again ? I'm 24 and going grey . " a while back " - posted nine hours ago . I don't think you know what " is that not Jr . ..... Sorry . I curse myself for assuming all redditors are male Thumbnail looks like a dick with a wart ... Thanks , I've checked the manual , & tried their suggestions . It's a tad bit annoying ! I've had a project ive wanted to finish all weekend , but for the life of me I can't get whatever the simple error is , fixed . I ask you for the test for consciousness and you reply with # of cells . You started this by stating that cells don't have consciousness . " Brawl at the Palace " I came here to laugh > Holy fuck . Where do you live , a fantasy land ? " On the Tree " you didn't quote that part This guy is being absolutely objective about this . I mean , if you are an atheist who doesn't believe in a higher power ( redundant , I know ) , then you are probably a worse person than someone who , for example , sacrifices his firstborn child in the name of a mystical creature . You write with logic ... Not what these folks want . Face fucking palm . I thought it looked more like Read the headline ... Was like " None of this has anything to do with my commentaries on the video . In the hour and a half before this Reddit submission , there were only three IP vandals on the Wikipedia article . In the half hour since , there have been four new vandals . Awww , this is so adora---OH GOD , FIX THAT SHEET , PLEASE . It will drive me insane . And by the you have seen enough dogs named ' ruxin ' for this pup to clearly resemble one ? no centipedes People are going to comment like this : Hey what's with the flair ? And they are either going to get a straight up answer , or this [ spoilers ] ( / spoiler " ME3 " ) but if the propeller is pushing when it is facing towards the ground , how can it start pulling when it flips ? we're in r / aww and you expected boobs ? Sounds awesome ! 18 orgasms though ? This is all your fault btw Question is .. why is there 5-6 policemen chasing after someone because of a pack of biscuits .. I too would rather risk the smuggling of illegal drugs or explosives than make a little kid feel uncomfortable for a couple of minutes I'm down with the WTF , but how about a * * NSFW * * ? " ... respected gun reviewer ... " I agree . My biggest gripe has to be with the nazi puns and * What the flying fuck ? * Are you serious , man ? WHAT JOKE ? Yes most likely he would be thrilled to see this , but not sure why you're interested in my boss's sexuality . Your spell check didn't recognize " Velociraptors " but recognized " Velocipedes " ? " Non-custom games played : 666 " I think he is compensating for something Am I the only one that always have been under the impression that April fools is for fooling people into believing something massively ridiculous rather than practical jokes / pranks ? This place is delicious . Have been there quite a few times ... Bring hundreds when you go . A kid at the store I manage returned a copy of Skyrim because " ... there aren't even any killstreaks ... " . Ok . This is something that my boyfriend does that pisses me off to no end . If I want an evening of " me time " , I want to be left alone ! No , I do not want to reply to your texts at that moment , and I do not want to chat either . Then he dares to get annoyed at me because I'm not clingy enough . Seriously , just leave me alone Oh hey there . What sort of Wizarding world doesn't allow wizard beards just as loud as I remember it And in the rematch , Caitlin uses a motherfucking Metagross and Grimsley uses a Drapion . Easy , you say ? Outside of Gen IV ? With horrible Sp . Attack ? Nope I don't know why I up voted this ... Probably sleep deprivation He did because Satoshi Tajiri said so . One of the best things my company did was to disable these and stop buying them for new PCs . I've been called out too many times because someone used cheap media to burn a music cd . Still don't understand . no ... he stole my meme Since when ancestor = god ? If then we need to bow down to Australuphtecos fossils ? Little donkey shack The Chris_Alanzo in my class told that her brother got hit by a truck few years before and all his limbs got detached and doctors sewed them back on and it worked . She was dead serious about it and it was like in 5th grade , still the stupidest thing I've ever heard . And they still teach it in schools This is insanely stupid and I hope it gets deleted . Windows key + Actually I don't believe he was ever an elite tight end rubber band around the kitchen sink hose . That was freaking hilarious . So girls cant take computer science ? Usually when i get ubered , my primary concern is the enemy sniper Not when one of the members have a Metagross . > Those words ... they do not mean , what you think they mean Of all the pictures for reddit to pick for the thumbnail for your link , the ad for treasure hunt is what gets picked . You hit [ B ] again ... Didn't you ? Yeah just post text over other text ... Also copy me for later save And no half flush Five screenwriters ? How could it go wrong ? Looked at answer , went If I have to be honest I have no idea . All I know is that its done for a long time now and that i want this " tradition " to die . In the video the first person says , that they do it to " calm the dogs down " Yes , just like having small feet and finding ( cheaper ! ) shoes in the kids area , this happens when you aren't even an A cup . So a hearty Me thinks you were shopping for a sex swing Not adorable / r / Penguins . Just one more subreddit that fails to deliver what it promises . What's more terrifying is that a lot of these girls were impregnated by family members The username . The first time I played , I started in Madagascar . They closed down immediately and the disease never spread . bottom left , i think they are missing some lines .... False Swipe ( Golden Rod Department Store ) definitely helps , then just play the waiting game . > " bringing the tab to about $ 739 , and Manning added another $ 200 on top - - roughly - a 50 percent tip . " As of now , no she isn't Lick my asshole ... You can't be serious ? He was detained , not arrested . Huge difference between the two . Not sure why you would change the title when the article you linked clearly states detained in big bold letters ... Maybe Denver can finally go back to normal now . I was watching an avs game earlier this year and they referred to denver as " The land of tebow . " In my city every time I walk out the door some guy in car starts following me making comments or dudes on the street starts barking when I walk past , insulting me when I reject them Traveling to space ! Civil engineer with the name tag imightbehigh ... We don't speak of that . Tim Tebow isn't much better than Curtis Painter ? Either this is a repost , or you copied that self-destruct sequence from somewhere Is the guy below licking his balls ? Those specs are even better than my laptop . I was more bothered by " sorry babes im taken " . People are asking if this guy can trade the charms to them An obvious attempt at a joke ah you americans and your pisswater you call beer With posts like these on the front page , Reddit's gonna have to get off its high horse when talking about 9GAG ... I love it how Bioware intentionally killed off the ME2 fan favourites : [ Mordin , Thane , and Legion ] ( / spoiler " ME3 " ) . BUT NOOOOO Jacob is still kicking Don't laugh too hard . We're still having to pay him Budweiser spent tens of millions of dollars to make light beer the manly choice and here you are trying ruin it with your stupid question . You , sir , have earned every downvote Reddit hath spit upon you You did not hear that sentence out of context . Ass eggs ? If only they didn't fix the Gangplank bug where you could instant-teleport using oranges . Otherwise , you could just put a ward at your fountain and instant teleport there when Fiora ults you ... Damn it Riot . The fun that could have been had . ლ ( Isn't this from My Big Fat Greek Wedding ? Get back to work , you . I was down until I saw the socks with sandals . I'm talking about how long . Nothing to do with percents . Umm no If I fits I ... never mind And the part where the tire condition is any factor at all in getting into professional racing ... " Hey , I have to buy one less set of tires for our first race ! " Big savings there ... Well thank fuck for that , I was wondering when you would hit that milestone , now I can go back to my life . This teacher wouldn't be named Mr.Fletcher would he ? Or is this more common than I expected ? Enter me in black please ... I feel so violated now I think the name of it was ' Africa Man ' and all the 5 year olds called it ' Obama ' You have no idea how mad I am right now ! ! ! I told the nord that the elf was setting him up , ( staying true to your race eh ? ) , the . I realise that the elf can become your companion and that he now trains you to level 50 ? ! You have no idea how mad I am right now ! ! ! I told the nord that the elf was setting him up , ( staying true to your race eh ? ) , the . I realise that the elf can become your companion and that he now trains you to level 50 ? ! Burn for your insolence . Ashe wins most with Karma I don't want to reveal who I am obviously . ( I don't trust you jerks . Yep , most notably he lied about them knowing where the hell the story was going Someone apparently owns uclarejects.com , but hasn't redirected it to usc.edu yet . You started jacking off when you were 9 . Wow . Way to make us sound like , some sort of breed of prissy lap dog . Petite , well groomed , ambitious , loyal ... sounds like a Welsh Corgi . I didn't because my Thane died in ME2 . This caused [ a chain reaction that allowed Leng to kill the Salarian Councilor which made me get zero support from Salarians . ] ( / spoiler ) Yah , with Sense though Yeah , you clearly understood _exactly_ what I was saying . You can I read this as " not necessarily NSFW " ' ... would have to put in effort to do the trade and such . ' i think he was selling Because upvote is one word " including credit card numbers * * of * * medical records " for ( but can you make > $ 7.30 / hour " Son of a Jynx " Why would you google " fuck your cat " in the first place , and what did you hope to find ? I can read Skyrim text on my parents ' 55 " from farther away than the picture depicts . Have you not visited the optometrist in a while ? Did you make sure your Xbox is set to 1080p and not 460 ? A Wal-Mart's Xbox was 460 before I changed it . Don't worry guys , this is an article from The On .... Ummm ... Sorry bro . That's quite the welcome party . not going well tonight , either . Wonder how she spends Shark Week ... Yes but what if those burst when you " stick it in " ? It certainly sounded like legal advice . Ringo is wearing a ' Submarine ' T-shirt . This photo was taken in 1964 Must we do this again ? ? ? 17 years ? Amongst the English countries , I don't think Melody of Oblivion was all that well known . It was sorta weird , though . I'm sure Gainax had a hand with the ending . I spent a large majority of the episode yelling at my computer screen telling Kouichi to just ask Mei who the extra is . How in the world do they manage to sneak a fucking gallon of petrol / whatever past the guards , and I can't even smuggle a Vuvuzela into Rapids games . This needs to be a mod As a Canadian , Why would a she say that As long as they don't portray us them revolutionary Frenchies as all sunshine and unicorn farts . Had to check if this was r / shittyadvice . can't you wait at least one day before reposting ? ... There are no words . I will be sure not to post something again , if I haven't been on Reddit everyday , In case of a similar incident ! I've read it twice Yeah , that was the reaction I got 3 years ago when I brought up the American Revolution . Someone said it was a bad idea because there are too many games set in America already . I'm sorry , but most of the comments about macs sucking really sickens me . I think this face is more appropriate for this situation --> I just watched a video of a video . Whaddyou just call me ? I use ScriptNo ( NoScript equivalent for Chrome ) , which blocks IFRAMEs from untrusted sites , so I did not have to see anything . However ... the WOT ratings were quite ... Why would you DO this ... ? I think i've seen this one 6 times already . I think the worst I got was " You just haven't found the right man yet . " She knew I was married Foreshadowing by Bioware yet again I'm the only atheistic wiccan in my coven . I see You're actually * * encouraging * * drunk Cities and Knights and Seafarers ? Yes , mocking abuse victims is fucking hilarious . I stopped reading after realizing they cannot even spell " percent " properly . My middle school used to be the town's high school . The PE locker rooms were also the fallout shelter . You went down massive ramps , through heavy steal doors , in to a dank , dark , cement-walled basement . They had to do huge renovations , including asbestos removal ... after I graduated . Best new meme with the absolute worst typeface . Embossed effect ? Came in with a smile , leaving like Why the fuck did you do that ? I'm a Reddit Gold member I don't need petty upvotes from a non-gold user * * I remember my eighth grade teacher doing sex ed with us girls in the class , and she recalled witnessing a conversation between a teenage boy and girl on the train one day . The girl insisted that females only have two holes in their undercarriage , and the bloke was trying to convince her that there are three . A few girls in the class laughed and said " Stupid boys . " ... I was going to make a cheap joke that the only way to make it more ghetto would be if it were a Fleshlight can . Then I was all I noticed the dog first . he was farthest from earth .... Hey , being free on bail is part of the system . She is probably not at risk to re-offend or leave the country but if she does either of those things , she is fucked for life . If in such a case , she is not punished , then I'd be Your username begs to differ How romantic 9gag ? Really ? Obviously you're extremely uneducated . One part of me thinks that this is funny , the german part on the other hand ... And she is also a Malfoy Ah ... the good old Gaengpeulraengkeu Nothing about this . at least he is honest ... Your cat goes on your stove top ? > One part of me thinks that this is funny , the german part on the other hand Phat_Cat and Cat both work in a very specific dept . in McDonalds ? So we're kind of like the ancient Egyptians , but with pigs instead of cats Damn . I guess he hasn't . I love minecraft ghost stories . I still don't see why people hate Herobrine so much Watch Cannibal holocaust to find out what else is Pedobear mug . He reads the articles . * * That's all * * . Hot rod drag racing . As a German : Except that mine isn't sawn off after sex It's not my dream ... Yes , because GMOs are the same as cigarettes and asbestos ... No , but I checked yours My boss convinced a coworker that this new associate that looked like Bubba Sparks was in fact Bubba Sparks ... I reacted to that too . What utter bullshit . RICKY RESCUE Your comment They damn well shouldn't switch until the end of March here either , I went from finally waking up to the sun back to fighting to wake up in the pitch black of night This isn't r / circlejerk Sideways 66 blocks . I like it on Vayne , and am debating building it on Shyvana after I finish her core build--mostly because Shy is always in the middle of shit during team fights , and she benefits so much from AS . Hm ... wondering now if her Q will apply it to everyone she hits with it in dragon form ? ! Name puns are lame puns . Bah . My step brother found one in his chinese food once , at the restaurant . I like how " the art direction seems a bit immature for its content " . The content is literally babies . Bumping into things , or my bag getting caught on the door . But mainly , when I'm working at school and all my books fall to the ground and it's like a paper typhoon . Small tables suck . Of course super girl has thong tan lines ... They probably just wanted his skittles , nvm too soon ... Fuck everything about this . Why do we keep employing drug tests when we could use tests that test worker competency without invading the worker's privacy ? Yeah , try being from Nebraska . I basically died on that hike . The worst part was remembering that Incan servants ( who were much shorter than we are today ) used to carry the Inca up the two-foot high steps all the way up the mountain , and there I was , huffing and puffing and ready to fall over halfway up , even after two weeks of being at high elevations . only if you don't blend mine I remember after the 2002 WC , he was literally .... everywhere in korea Let us all be thankful that there are measures in place to protect people from the crippling horrible injustice of being offended ... Oh look it's a ..... guise , ever since i updated to 5.1 around 3 days ago i haven't been able to use my phone because the camera button at the side . You are ONE data point . i'm the same age , and my mom and i thoroughly enjoyed the show together Flickr ! ? 1 in 8 ? That seems * lower * than average . he went on to become Gallagher's understudy and hit watermelons instead . Same red inside , same satisfying crunch . NO PAIN , NO GAIN Yeah ! How dare Taco Bell go all corporate on us ! ! ! instant shaking of the head caused by seeing evidence of Redditors TURNING 18 . 6 month old news . adults go to school all the time , at the time i was in tech school , learning computer networking and securities . more to the point , what does it matter ? How did they * read * a * movie * ! ? Whenever that happens and people try to talk to me while I sleep , I end up trying to talk them into sex ... If it only worked for once . I thought you meant you had sex with the beans . Estaba en mi oficina , en un 7mo piso en la colonia Roma , decidimos bajar hasta que empez ó a tronar la tablaroca y se fue la luz . I still don't know why people think Houston is a desert with farmland clusters of holes I like the way OP for just a few seconds made a punk ass comment along the lines of , " Mods , I don't care about the karma , feel free to set mine to zero " , and then removed it a few seconds before I could post my reply , in a moment of , " I've made a terrible mistake > Russian one can't see its own damn landing pad so it's useless for preventing base rape . I refuse to believe Diablo 3 will be out in my lifetime until I see it . Hell , I waited ten damn years for Starcraft 2 ... Ahhh yes ... Hollywood . The hub of the game development industry . My parents told me the same thing about men . Also the same thing about girls . That is the curse of high resolutions . I use 1024x768 because of monitor limits . I saw it clearly , but ... I have to use 80 % to see everything on most websites Da fuq's larping Hey look a spelling error , im starting to feel you were lying Mr . incandescent . how much you value that giant utopia This is not what I expected when I read the title ... says Penis_Overlord On behalf of my unborn child : Bram Stokers Dracula was a movie . You mean 110 blocks ? That's homophobic , you bastard ! My man . I read some of the comments for the book Wow ... You must be a blast at a party What did I just read ? Its just so interesting I have to watch it again > oh really ! Thanks for citing a SINGLE game to prove the MU is balanced ! Oh shut up you grinch ! " I believe determinism to be the way the universe works , which sort of eliminates the idea of moral responsibility . " ......... Holy shit that's awesome ! I wondered how people did that ... i always just assumed it was an app.too my fingers are too big for this Indeed .... Again , I say : You've gotta be kidding me ... it says her name at the beginning of the video ... Oh god Scions And he's been a redditor for 223 days ... * * High school * * internet explorer Yes , but did we really give it a ping pong paddle for a tail ? Agreed . Wat ? Why did I watch that ... all the way through ... I don't even ... I was waiting for it to load ... until I got my arm chopped off It didn't take * that * long to level them What the hell is with all the downvotes . Thank you jillyboooty Y U HAVE TO BRAG ABOUT IT ! ლ ( The guy certainly sounds like a head case . Right , because the " Twenty diamond per vein with a blaze spawner mine " probably wouldn't attract much attention . My gf * * really * * wants to fuck Bieksa I tought reddit would have worked something out by now to stop this from happeneing . Apparently no one cares . Paper airplanes made of metal > Dat Liquid Crystal Display display . My fear started when I watched this one episode of Tales From the Crypt . It was about this Geppetio of sorts and makes his " Pinnochio " marionette ... episode name is " Renes Marionettes " I refuse to watch it through , so i cannot cite any distinct memories about what exactly happened . she literally gets a line of tomcats waiting to have their turn . Was very disturbing the first time I ' walked in ' on them doing it ... she made eye contact the whole time Did you try Googling this information before you shared it ? ლ ( Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs would totally be looked down upon in today's society . I'm probably going to get downvoted now just so that double negative works Did you even * read * his name ? Fucking sidebar . Doesn't show on Alien Blue . 1920 x 1200 Yeah its a 2008 . Except now the left fairing is a slightly different shade of black after I repainted it after rashing it up and cracking it in a lowside . The right turn signal is a little messed up as well because when I was at work someone SAT ON MY BIKE AND DROPPED IT Read this as " my * mom * and I ... " Mine does too : nigger . Wait , you're full of shit . Unless you typed Niger , which is a country . I was like , what ? Theories aren't based on facts ? plus evanescence Right . It came from a reputable Been march 21 : th for 4½ hours in EU Thank you everyone for the help in deciding , after work I drove up to the local shop here and tried about 15 different helmets on . My ears are very sensitive now due to the scorpions running one size too small god forbid we make fun of Christianity on an atheist subreddit Well played . Except there is one fatal error in this picture ... What is she doing out of the kitchen ? ? ? This must be a fake ... Because he's Iraqi .... Wonder how he made it out ... alive .... Yeah that baby was really 50/50 until the possibility of a * Calvin & Hobbes * mural came around Not sure if trolling ... or sarcastic ... Rofl . I never did queen . I needed the speed of the runner to be any bit effective . I've now tried out natural selection 2 on steam ... it's fairly similar ... though the aliens can kill humans rather quickly and it takes near a full clip to kill even the basic alien ... Dudes not funny This guy is karma whoring all day huh . Because ...... that's no moon How can you get bored of YouTube playthroughs .. Play the game and talk . You're just playing minecraft .. Wow , the sheer amount of people bitching in this thread is ridiculous . Newsflash , it's not any better in other subreddits . Go to / r / funny right now , there is literally a frontpage post titled " This man is not funny . " Didn't have to resort to name calling dude Because he has a gun Dat username . April o'Neil is a porn star , too .. are you alluding to someone in particular ? Its amazing what you can do with an HTC smartphone and two wii controllers ( from the press release ) . I don't think Dan or I had seen the word " integrated " in your post anywhere before this last comment . If you hadn't snapped at Dan I bet he would have helped you , and I may have too Selling a product with compound interest to a person who doesn't understand the term " compound interest " . Sounds highly ethical to me Haha Nice , yeah I guess it's just from starting early . I had a single Cola plant and also a 15 equal cola plant which is still going now . Thanks for the compliment - Side note - I just got done seshing with a friend and we smoked my harvested THC-Bomb . I've never seen my friend get super faded dumb . He wasn't even coherent hahaha . man I grew some good stuff , puts me to sleep . that's why I'm rambling now ... anyways happy smokin ! I know it's not uncommon ( I've seen it all over the place ) , but everytime someone says that , I can't help but make the Who does even takes the time to write an articel like this Geez this aint the sims Sandpaper tongue Google " negging " and LMR ( last minute resistance ) if you really want to If you played that as a kid ... you're probably STILL a kid since it's only 7 years old . Actually it's ' look of disapproval ' not ' face of disapproval ' I can relate when im tickled . > I don't like being called a pedophile because I don't fuck children . The school I attended 10 years ago has a * wind turbine technician * program now . Over the last few years a wind farm was built on a nearby island , so obviously there's lots of work in wind turbines , right ? Let's forget the fact that you would be able to work on a lot more things if you became an actual electrician . They also offer a * game development technician * program . Just a few hours and he already has more karma than I made in the months I've been here . Nietzsche is not a religion Jeez , spoilers much ? That's not how plate tectonics works .. What are you studying , naked men ? I don't think so , Tim . So did the pawn shop in Pulp Fiction . 1 . ) Can we see a picture of yourself ? [ * Edit : * I * * didn't * * mean I wanted to see his dick Uh , until the brain swelling sets in that is diewhitegirls ? explain Sorry , but really ? This guy .. I was teaching in China , one student was about to fall asleep , so as a joke I pretended to take off my shoe and throw my shoe at them .... the collective gasp instantly told me I'd screwed up You must not watch a lot of funny tv ... I see you put everything in . h files " Is running a good substitute for squats ? " I saw you coming I'm glad you said this . Someone once commented to me that Andrew Jackson was one of the greatest US Presidents ... " usernamemadetoday " No it wasn't ... I want to know what demon powers allowed this writer to read my thoughts . I normally hate these " Gattit , we need to talk . You're saying that David Suzuki needs a lesson the scientific method ? And that he's disinterested in science ? " Hoy Aprend í Que " que en una de las calles ... well , my virgin ask science post went well ! I'll certainly try again ... Anyone realize that it's the stake president . Face burns are always funny Me too ... But not through choice As an American who dated a French guy for a year , I can assure you he never spit on me or anyone It is also wildly illegal to ask about height . Where do you work ? Don't mention being throttled until later in the years and give the excuse " you bought the unlimited data not the speed . " ಠ_ಠ slide it out Armillary Sphere , Journeyer's Kite , and two wayfarer's baubles in a mono-colored deck . You don't run away ? Haha , I squat more than her ! What a pussy ! Says the man who just called a stranger " asshole " and said " fuck you " in the title of his thread . You're supposed to be the IT guy . yyyyaaaaaaaaaay didnt blame anyone ... That frosting looks radioactive . forgets about dawn of war That fetus of hers is allready making duck faces . your kids are going to be half that .......... Yeah , otherwise Anal would be a brilliant first name ... There are actually people in these comments who need this explained to them . Seriously ? What do you know ? Redditor for 29 minutes You refer to these people and their need for an explanation condescendingly but you won't even provide an explanation ... " He " ? ಠ_ಠ hes winning , though .... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yeah , I really hate it when companies and people refer to their AR - 15 as an M4 this does NOT make wheel chairs obsolete .... The numbering on those questions is a little funny as well ... for all you know You watch soundtracks ? So kagney linn karter isn't the provider behind this ad ? Shame ... Go fuck yourself . I now have a chubby at work . It's right there in the item menu under Manamune I thought I had an idea of what candor meant . now i'm not sure Yeah , on top of it they did that 3 times ... I rejoined so I could finish my round , afterwards I left ... Didn't want to do that again ... Favourite . I just don't ... I'm throwing my telescope away I WONDER WHO WAS IN THAT ? facebook face shoes ! .... Ah yes , I explained this problem to my girlfriend who is puzzled but amused by my addiction to virtual hats , and her suggestion was just to get another max head and paint it . My reaction to this advice : what if some one has more than a physical disability , my brother cannot feed himself , this thing would be a challange ...... Banana diet ? * sees username * Its not st Totteringham's day ( yet ) its also a bit weird how the van doesnt have a company name or anything else .. just the KNIGHTS TEMPLAR logo I can only give so many Said by I_Shit_In_Vaginas ... You think Ozma isn't moe ? Mother of god I'm Canadian to , and I've always wondered this as well . I've also wondered what our accents sound like to others . I hope I don't sound like a hillbilly . I watched some TV show set in America yesterday ; in one scene some people rushed out of a car and put it in reverse instead of park . You found temple run through reddit ? What the hell did I just watch Can someone explain why as of writing this comment , the OP's comment has 3.5 k downvotes according to RES ? I thought only the upvotes and downvotes for submitted threads have fudged results ? Or is the OP actually getting 3.5 k downvotes ... A girl , who I later found out was tripping on LSD , decided in the middle of class to start turning condoms into balloons , and then to pop them with matches . There's an ion , take way the o and it's kill us in Philadelphia . That's scarier IMHO . " I find it more enjoyable and I'm not too bad at it , even though my MMR is only 1400 . " More importantly , why is OP picking up children like that ? DA FUCK IS THIS combo work ( work at home software dev ) + moved to new city . just been slammed TRYING to be responsible . it sucks What part of this makes her intelligent ? It's made for us , for those who live in countries were 9mm for civilians are forbidden ... Please don't complain about it ... I would love to have a G17 but can't because of the laws in my country ... my memorable moment was always getting headshot by sniper in hostage building wait ... never mind For some reason N does not look that altered at all ..... Your username ... Too far man , too far Happens on the daily I remember when my friend took my iPad and typed that on Safari and left it on that page when he left , so that was the first thing I saw when I unlocked my iPad ... sorry sorry sorry sorry nigga nigga nigga nigga * * Downvoted for hate speech and promoting violence . * * Are you saying I have no life ? OH no .... whatever will I do ? Someone on Reddit used their ever so valuable time to tell me I have no life . On my one comment with 0 upvotes out of the 500 or so other comments in this thread . You do realize Obama did what bush did in less than half the time debt wise ? I can confirm this Why don't you have a seat over there . There's a man who hangs outside of Starbucks and barks at people . The local kids call him Barky . ... still upvoted to see the new pineapples * after * I read the bottom line No you didn't , it says that nowhere in the title You just made my point you cum dumpster . making it bolder If these things reproduce , there will be no world ! no invite Oh god they dress them up then eat them . All of his comments have to do with time travel I was literally singing " we are young " in my head right before I clicked on this ... been stuck in my head all night This also applies to the Chicago CTA gates that have handicapped doors . I saw a bum reach behind and hit a button to open the door . No cops / staff around . I have a scar on dick from a jellyfish sting Eat with watermelon . Always cleans up the grease I have been attempting to install the Diablo font , but to no avail . It's just because it is a . ttf and has a bunch of embedding restrictions on it . Every other font I have that isn't copyrighted and unable to be embedded . I even ran the damn font through a program that gets rid of the embedding restrictions , and it still wont work . Sorry but Hisao doesn't have goals or aspirations in the beginning . I don't . Not after that carefully woven web of deceit . ... I'm already getting down with this cream pie ... Like those goldfish that you can see their poop coming . All this negative feedback and yet it's still being upvoted . Fuck . I had hoped they could let House kill her a bit earlier ... This will be such a depressing finale ... no , at the time I just felt that 1-2 minutes could be best spent doing / reading other things , as others seemingly did too based on the relatively low amount of upvotes . then when i noticed it had a shitload more upvotes later , i came back and read it ... oh and i can do this too : Wait , I read that as penises until you said coin . The fuck did i just see Why is this not a novelty account It's okay ! Global Offensive will be here later this year to make it all better . The beta is currently still using those audio files though people on reddit think africa is just one big country . Nice , I only need a 277 kilo squat Pretty with piercings here , i sometimes get " you would look so pretty without all that stuff in your face " . But ... you look * nothing * like her He's back to Fez-mode And then you will friendzone him What ? No seriously , what ? Nice try Frictional Games promotion guy Why is your penis staring at a dragon ball Your username and the title Finish the bucket list . What did the League of Legends player ask the DoTa 2 player ? Where's my key They sure put a lot of time and energy into showing the rules they follow . Uh huh , sure ....... Swap those words around and you get what 4chan is really all about ... I never had It Y'know ... I think maybe reddit isn't the place you should be seeking moral advice I wrote it Because I'm a muppet ? This is nuts ... internet bubble anyone ? The stock as of today is up 47 % from their IPO .... yet no strong money making model ... looks like me in middle school ......... jk . no , but seriously . Hey , c'mon . Those strippers aren't overweight . They're pregnant . Looks like Gaben . I found the difference to be pretty stark , but then again my eyesight is excellent . I can imagine how some people might miss it at first glance , especially in an apple store . I actually had a similar experience when I went to pick mine up , the employee pointed to an iPad 2 thinking it was an iPad 3 ... twice Ash died wtf And for the love of spaghetti monster ... please no small penis jokes . I use cloud services a fair bit . It takes me 2h to upload 1GB onto the cloud and about 10mins to download it back off their service it helps if she's conscious ... Beetles ? I was doing something else all day after that episode all the super lemon haze in NZ is absolutely crap . looks good . smells great . does fuck all . I think I'm the only one of my friends that stil , uses the old Facebook . Srsly I can't stand it That thing is supposed to be a dragon ? I always thought they smelled more like my balls after a run . I do not . Once did this with my family's computer . My mother had no idea what was going on , and freaked out because she though the creepy ex wife of one of her male friends had hacked into the computer and was watching her Deep envy But you liked it , didn't you , Dave ... . . . but seriously Does this help ? * * Is that gsxr lowered with an extended swing arm ? ಠ_ಠ . Fuck you , sir . I hate when co-workers break a meeting with , " Alright , let's get back to work . " * Back * to work ? Where are we ? Vacation ? Why ? What would set a person off in this kind of situation ? Hello dumbasses , it said ' according to The National Enquirer ... ' Obviously false . " I know , i'll get a equal and accurate percentile of men who watch porn by asking Reddit males " ... Now watch as reddit upvotes your edited double post more than the original They're all awesome Not trying to be dense , but what did you mean by " isn't this what you always wanted ? " ? Because , reading through that ... I just don't even . I keep thinking they've hit bottom , and then someone comes and digs a hole to sink even lower . " Connecting ... " You would have tried to keep them and sell them for cost when they were broken ? * * WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING IT ? I was still looking for it , for like 20 seconds Yeah , I wouldn't fuck her either . I know the first thing I want to do after I go down on my partner is take a pic and post it on fb > You say this like I'm supposed to have a set of " internet emotions " " give my computer internet " . . wow The man on the cover is germanys new " federal president " Joachim Gauck . For a second I thought the thumbnail displayed The Illusive Man . Nice try Bioware . > that's funny , because I'm pretty sure * * MOST * * of the * New Testament * gospels were written after that . it sounds like Krystal's saying " what the fuck kill yourself " to me . No hat . another spot where bioware missed the target . hologram swords .. Or better gold -> silver conversion ratio I said ' ' Yeah because Megaman serie was such a disaster right ? ' ' and you said ' ' No , it wasn't a disaster . ' ' You took me seriously while i was being sarcastic so im not sure if you know that i was being sarcastic Read as ovaries It's an amazing feat of nature , let's kill it .. That's the same thing the cop who pulled me over in Wyoming said , where there is NOTHING and NOONE out there Checked username ; wasn't WorstPossibleAnswer The only good thing about that is the stadium with a view of the sea . That seems like an amazing concept . Otherwise ... This was on one of the Reddit servers a long time ago ( Like 2 years ago ) , and the guy was a bit of a regular there and also a redditor here ... So I hope you know who you are I fail to see how that would be a good idea . I came here to say at my first glance : ' Crotch Owl ' Strange as I barely remember Italy DAMMIT ! No link ! I got all excited and it was just plain text . ES still boots of speed ... Grandmother I'd Like to F * * * " ? Flash grenades ? Ok judging by the effect of a flashlight on your eyes , the flashbangs will probably give you permanent blindness . I hate you . If you're gonna post about how sweet your relationship with her was , maybe you shouldn't also post comics about how you hopped between multiple girlfriends within months of her dying . And the pictures of your wife and baby alongside the gonewild pictures of your wife are classy at first I was like Cybermen , not Death Note * * they never said they was a lady * * * * I think this gets reposted every week at least once , and yet STILL GETS UP VOTES ! Either there are literally 100 ' s of new redditors a day , or some redditors click about 5 links a day from one subreddit a day , and think to themselves , " that's enough for today , I don't wanna over do it . " Haha that's good to hear then ! And thanks :) She's moved on remarkably quickly ( Had a new crush on her best friend within 3 weeks , suspicious My uncle has the same dog and he does that too except , he sits on you sometimes Should have listened to the NSFW She didn't have to know WHERE it was . She could have made suggestions of where they're usually found , though , and what a meter actually looks like , because some people have no idea . Jeez , who pissed in your Cheerios today ? Anyone who thinks a copy of ME3 is only 18 euros is an idiot , and the sticker is in the exact same place as the other games . In fact , I see down in the right corner that The Darkness II has it's numeral covered as well . Are they gonna bitch about that one next ? My roommate claims he's never watched porn . By groping them you are no better then them . I do too and I don't know man ... * * I hope * * he didn't know it was in there What the hell is a fepshep ? Dude . No . That comment has more upvotes than the post itself . Under the Beyonce photo , Laserdisc was the most popular audio format . dressing room . She has hammers in there too ? Ha ! My son's gayer than yours ! Bet my son could kick your sons ass at being gay . Wonderful , but why do I see internet explorer open Bidoof is pope ? We call that * fog * here in the southside ... 100 % agree with you . After reading so much about Waterson , It always pains me to see people making stuffed toys and t-shirts etc , no matter how they try to justify it . It's even worse that they're selling it . Oh dear God , Bill Waterson wouldn't like to see this kind of thing > BASTARD . I'm terrified by how many people cannot divide by 5 in their head . " Cc me on that email . " = Some friend . So a single blueberry is a serving ... You left your turtle outside . * * STOP BEING MY MUM . I DON'T NEED SLEEP . I CAN STAY AWAKE FOREVER . * * * * The look on the woman on the left Hey wait a sec that sixth one ... it ..... looks ..... odd Thanks , yeah that is bad , Especially as he tried to create a loophole and knew about the NDA my thoughts exactly ... copy paste ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Hate to tell the person who made the outermost comment that red / blue / green came out before the anime ... but . you can ... Yes ... we do . Holy shit Ok ... you win . > They've only announced the release date of the announcement of the release date . Come on ... it hasn't even been a day since this was reposted Salty , buttery deliciousness coated with bacon flavouring ... Yeah , it sounds just terrible . > Its just them saying let other people solve our problems . Meh , mostly fake incest porn , but there was this one story of this guy asking how to basically become his sisters fuck buddy Would you consider a slow diarrheal death bad ? I had 5 pet goldfish once . My brother who was 3 at the time killed them all with a pen . No sex until 1 month or more after birth , Douchey , but not the end of the world since it imports your entries over . It would have sucked to have to disable / enable 2FA and have to redo my OTP's for all my apps . Blitzcrank is Russian made ? I think the brain has his dick flipped up ... Eat your cereal i always wondered how do you do this : What really is WTF material is the fact that PEOPLE ARE TAKING MAXIM MAGAZINE SERIOUSLY . There's this thing that Maxim likes to print in its pages , excuse me if you haven't heard of it , that's called a joke . C'mon people , you guys are better than this damn it , You need to tag that crap with a spoiler . I haven't gotten through s6 yet . Caveats . To caveats . nice try camper The flour is white like Jesus . I prefer Ultra-Pros , not sure why but their yugioh sleeves are better . The negative karma whore . Fight him with upvotes . Make him lose his desired negative karma ! Unless .. That's what it wants I request an airhead ... DUDE , Niemi looked fucking pathetic on that play . Why the hell couldnt he just get up Then again he's only one who skipped the president I just started and I found like three in two weeks Facehugger attack ? Lucky the forest didn't catch fire * Cheap * date ? That dinner was $ 180 AFTER the coupon What the fuck did I just read Yomi's bracelet wasn't green . Lol bullshits . Priceless . Nooooooooo . I'm merely writing the title down for no apparent reason . So , what you're saying is , me spending my time in happiness of not being late for something for the first time , made me late for it ? it was a joke ! Still more economical than the high speed rail .... Not all cats are , just most . I have a cat that will play in water . I have to make sure the toilet lid is down or she gets into it Yeah , so lets promote hits to this douche bag's site . Why did you shave his chest .... Speak for yourself In the Netherlands our lockers are just big enough to fit 3 books and your jacket .. The rage comic is funny , but his fucking comments .. Mine stayed over for a few days recently . Watched Oldboy on Netflix together ... So that experience ... made you fuck stab wounds ? Winning vs . 4 feels good ? I'm wondering what planet this lady is from , with penis heads the size of baby heads ... Did you marry a gorilla ? That thing on the right ... It looks like it's eating its eyebrow . You made her do math ? ! While I agree it sucks , and hope it gets better . I came to say my coworker loves it . No idea why . He thought the old interface was stupid . But they gave it to you for free ... Of course , he broke up with a woman so he must be gay . Expected to see a pretty cosmos photo with a deep and meaningful science related quote . Instead I saw that I don't want to live on this planet anymore . I thought as much as I read your post . You should really consider playing more SD games . It tends to be a calmer draft since the options are clearly laid out and your picking phase has double the time . And yeah , I don't know why people go SD when they're not willing to try new heroes . It's okay to really dislike one hero ( looking at you Shadowblade You lied . I can't see your ass at all . Oh , right , * that * . Yes ... he is . this is an excellent example of the pot calling the kettle black . i think i am having a hypocrisy overload I'm not sure how to feel about this Going through my hundreds of comments on Reddit , and this one got me most karma ... See , I read the OP's title as " half-sized " and I was all Thanks , I'll look after my cervix ... And Bud Light ... TIL redditors have had " years of relationships . " 4 hours now . No more . If i had an iPad , i would sell it and totally get a laptop and get this game .............................................. As moms we all know , kids will be kids . Reverse ? ! I hardly ever look at people's names , so every time I see one of your posts , I'm always like I never get invited to parties . I was mocking Scottish nationalists and quoting StarWars at the same time . The Asteroid Belt is a perfect hang out for Heathens , Nomadic Bastards and Rejects ! She would have the Tennessee state flag as a shirt .. Yes cause math , physics , and centuries of data are so comparable to a singular instance where the government changed they're minds I see Pluto I hate it when he gets it in my eyes ... heard her voice when I answered the phone ? Firstly , is that a Casio calculator watch I spy ? Secondly , * * ROAMS FREELY IN YOUR HOUSE * * At least it wasn't / r / spacedicks . I mean I knew there was regret walking into that one , but I didn't think it would be bad enough to want to pull out my eyes and pour bleach in the sockets . you're 40 and a 25 yo is a " long-time friend " Yep , it's so insulting . Anytime I go out to my friends house in a decidedly more affluent neighborhood than mine , I always get looks from everyone there . I'm a NOC analyst and marathon runner who happens to be black but it would appear all they see is a black dude in a predominantly white area . Must be casing the place out , right ? I've literally seen mothers shoo there children inside when I run by . yeah and then if they do apparently that teacher is a " bitch " and a " horrible " teacher Are you from Australia ? Keep your continent far away from me . Now that you mention it Honestly I thought she was going to blame me for it haha . I had to yank her out sideways because of a huge tree in my path . I pulled her right beside a bush , she thought her truck was going to be all scratched up . All the while she had her truck in neutral and took her hands off the wheel When my grandfather passed , I was left with all of his old war photography that I was quite fond of . I started to sort through and categorize the hundreds and hundreds of photos so I could put together in a book and share with my family . When I got towards the bottom , I noticed a couple risqu é photos that were sepia tone self-shot mirror pics . It started with a few lingerie photos , then a few topless photos , and then the realization it was my grandma when she was around 18 . Was that why so many non-Chinese fellas were at the last rally ... ? V - 1 rockets did not work this way spelling out the names of greek characters ... That image is from a Mac sell it on the black market .. its right in the article ... I thought the self Good thing MLG starts at 22:00 for me Another one ? ! ? Damn you time , hurry up > And then there's the idiots who DO actively go out and buy Norton ... You callin ' me a girl ? ! Hang tight guys , OP will deliver . That's right ! If he had been white and wearing a hoodie , he would have gotten gunned down just the same ! sarah jessica parker , horse , ea sucks , mass effect ending sucked , rick santorum sucks , keanu reeves is a good guy , yeah , because NOBODY ever recycles memes We have a church across the street from my college . They come here every once in a while to hand out Testaments . At first I was like " they're handing out bibles in an educational institution dedicated to learning and moving forward ? How awesome would it be that the same year , the Cards win it all , the Blues win it all and the Rams ... oh If things are made " free " , there will be massive shortages because people will decide to take 6 or 7 packages of condoms instead of buying 1 or 2 . Producers will also not want to manufacture them because there would be no profit incentive . If there's no profit incentive , there will be no innovation and the quality of the products will stagnate . You're in the wrong corner of the Internet my friend How the hell can you hate onions ? I think they call them " asian " . You cited Conservepedia ? Near the sides , so close ( s ) he would fall off . I heard Matt Mira talk about this on the nerdist podcast , now the Internet has brought me a picture ! Thanks internets . Oh and calo wow , i just pulled 12 words worth of story out of my ass , my highest rated comment on reddit so far .. Why do you mean ? I'm Asian and I went to a Chinese place an it said " * monkey brains and testicles * " my god people said it taste just like chicken . not sure if trolling or just stupid ....... wow OP you're a real rapscallion Thanks for reminding me . Reminder , if one of those guys jumps off a bridge , someone is gettng charged with a hate crime . > And then there's the idiots who DO actively go out and buy Norton ... Deaf Student Speechless ... Sincer , nu imi pasa de cati au conturi de fb & / tw . Mi se pare totusi aiurea ca-n ziua de azi sa nu ai un email de contact . Ceea ce inseamna ca daca nu stai in resedinta de judet depinzi de Posta ( si stim cat de bine merge aia ) . And apparently a pedo ... > but somehow don't mind looking at one for hours on end . Being in the market for a Virt-P refurb , this was the first week since January where I haven't checked for stuff , and the first week since January where they actually have products available . I could be wrong , don't believe nicotine gum and patches are prescription medication , and therefore wouldn't be covered by health insurance . Just like how insurance companies cover birth control ( * sometimes * I fell in love for the series for doing that , oh hey I can read this and it makes some modicum of sense to me and my base level understanding of space and planet-sized physics ... then I get to the first big space to space battle of ME3 ಠ_ರ ೃ ... its all these ships bunched up and running into each other and shit , popped my monocle straight out . Top two responses are jokes . Jak 2 isn't so hard . They're mostly gotten from the side-missions like the racing , gun courses , jet-board course . All those have like 9 orbs each . Jak 3 is worse . I'm missing two orbs . Yeah plus during the middle of the day all of the older people are shopping and when they see a young guy buying condoms they give you that look Scumbag redditor : Username is imonlylurking - - has an account . I can't think of anything stereotypically annoying or bad about dual sport riders The king and queen have the same dad . How does one " barely have a real accent " ? ... What * you * realized ? You reposted what I made two days ago , jackass … And yet , no Emma Watson . Que feo caso , yo al contrario , tengo a pura gente hablando pestes del gasto , entre ellos mi mam á , mi pap á y mis tias . 9GAG did it ... planet x doesn't exist But .. but ... did you * see * the dinner theater ? ? ? ? Mr game on watch Gets stabbed ... runs immediately into a bar bathroom . Me and my friend do the whole LED thing . I do gloving , he does poi . We have been going to clubs doing this for like 2 years . Not once has a girl approached either of us ... New stealth bomber , Minmatar ship looks exactly the same as our old one . She lost her head , poor thing . Help , what are you making me look at ? If this works well then this will have a huge impact on my food , so I thank you in advance , and scorn you if not dat aoe The one in the bottom left is " Flash cock " Don't judge a book by its cover , apparently covers Those afflicted with rectal potatoes too No travel there Yeah look at the bottom , rule 34 : old nickelodeon shows . Eeehhh .... Sweep the Eagles That is so fucking creepy as a Darwinite , I would sign it but I just don't feel like making an account on there .... Wait , people actually pay to get their clearance and not through their employer ? Not sure whether or not to upvote for making me laugh , or downvote because deep inside I'm still a gen I supremist . That's an interesting idea ... Makes sense , but do people even do that ? XD plus they look real to me , especially the nipples . it seems logical not to stab your boobs with needles though . well then ... Wow . Marked for November ..... * * No * * , your not allowed to be scared ... So you pretended to be a dog , and peed on him or pretended to pee on him ? He said : * * You little fuck your pic sucks , post your sister's tits on gw instead Well yeah , Burton doesn't do scary , he does campy . Proof : see the new " Dark Shadows " trailer Hackers .. ? I just told you . At the top the arrow pointing down click it and slide it over . You will find That's .... a very good point . I'm really tempted and I suppose I could . But no more . Also you call it elo hell , but you're ranked 1400 NeanderTrundle BETTER be coming out to go with these museum-quality skins I would be more worried about there being a piece of fork in your salad . That shit cray Come in to comment about politics , reddit has turned the thread into a joke . I had a cat that would wake me up like this every day . I like this idea , but for those of us living abroad or in other parts of the world , we have to make sure we do it when it's daytime everywhere . Nothing works with Dubstep . You only have 3G The revolution has begun ! It began with the guinea pigs , then the cats , next ... the hamsters ... I knew I shouldn't have clicked that but now it's too late and I can never unsee it anymore My First World Problem : I go to Reddit to try and get entertained , but there are all these reposts of reposts and this is not entertaining and not the same feeling as having a déjà vu He ... he used it once , let it go What , you can't let gays have this * one * guy . Seriously , all the hot guys are straight . It displeases me . ( Can we please get this retarded old men who don't even know how to use a computer out of power ? Why are people like this making policies ? This goes for USA as well . Why can't average people make laws and not these nut jobs ? Somebody get some ice ! A two year-old should not eat while walking , especially a stick-like object while stepping over a curb . I'm still not sure if I sang the imaginationland song right so I don't know if I'm fucking there yet No words to explain my feelings after reading this . ಠ_ಠ people actually gather in groups to watch porn ? Mind blown . * reads first comment * Come on guys ... It's swollen . Which means one got bigger . Not smaller . SWEET ! WHAT ... DOES MINE ... SAY ? I am suddenly scared of the future . Shit . Also , linking directly to the image Her eyes look an awful lot like TIL there's a place called Muckefuck Heaven forbid we run out of server space The illusion didnt work on me . Why was the guy at 5:50 digging You stole my karma ! its not like there havent been like 2000 posts about this . suuuuure . we could all use 1 more WE get to decide that , not you Fuel economy drops too . Never a good idea to run without a thermostat . the cooler the engine , the longer the duty cycle on the fuel injectors , your engine is never going to stay in proper fuel control . Don't laugh at your own jokes . I'll give you 40 lashes .. 12 minutes of my life wasted on this . I demand them back Somehow , that comment did more to cheer me up than pinkie telling me to smile did ... Really ? You INVENTED a microscope ? I hope that's not how you acquired your name If this is at work , you better clean this shit up . This is a drudge report link ... rated M for mature This . Thanks for making an old redditor feel even older . Your grandfather is two years younger than my dad . That's the joke Switched over to U-Verse last month as it finally became available in my area . Installer came out , there was some glitch in the matrix that had to be fixed at the junction so someone else would have to come out . Installer took a sharpie and wrote his name and number on my modem box and told me to call him if I ever had any issues . I was Looking good ! The 105 groupset is a nice one for a first bike , awesome choice there ! Dat reflector though Ehh . Sometimes I'll be too stoned to realize what they were asking . Then quickly realize it when they make their move . " No , Americans don't eat pierogies . " Minecraft isn't even a Steam game I hear the Apes are making the tools . IIRC this is the same post as andrewsmith 1986 ' s top post , title and all . I knew I should have made an account sooner . honey , you are the desert Reddit . I usually agree with you 100 % of the time , but I really don't think I should have been downvoted for my opinion . Girls like her are those kind of girls who likes to make up drama just to spice up their relationship ' Ooh La La ! ' Why would there be semen in a sock ! ? Trying to field a full yordle team comp and the other team banning Amumu Right , which is why it's so painless to give birth . If your account is locked , no one can get on it Have you attempted to reinstall the game completely ? When I first read the title , I thought it began with " * * MEN * * of Reddit " Or any other email provider . Hey , I finally got my new " bad gaming " priorities " 3 monitors , 1 7970 yes , I know what Schrodinger's Cat is .. it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist That's when you use the reply button Not a picture of Flash Spousal Premeditated Canibalism ? The day / r / WTF ruined vaginas for mankind I interpreted it as sarcasm Why is PENNY the one that says Bazinga ? ? ? This is just plain wrong ... ლ ( Just noticed username ... It sounds vaguely like a threat Sauron and I ..... I've had hair on my ass since I was 14 Yep , I suppose I'll have to keep an even closer eye on you from now on . I believe the text at the bottom says something along the lines of " The ( something ) which allows one to catch the sun while keeping free hands " as if the default position is to hold your crack open while sunbathing naked . Seriously , France ? And as an Arsenal fan : Yes giving yourself a pearl necklace is normal , jerking into a sock is not ..... Hmmm .. Fair enough .. But they tasted absolutely fine .. I think because the fondant wasn't too thick .. But still .. Thanks for the creative comments guys .. So ... who else has watched Bowling for Columbine ? i would eat that . Oh yes , because the Mormon church is just like the KKK Cameras have timers ... Wait ... why did you like fox news ? Oh , so then it's ok . .... Okay . Yeah , 7 months ago to a different subreddit by the same person . My reaction to this comment closely resembled your username ! I usually end up eating my entire meal before even reaching home They are lying to you . They downvoted both of the comics . This is something both you and I know Hipster in the background That's like 3 or 4 short handed against Thiessen Spacenoise Be-Bop Christian Sounds like my mom . After explaining to her she said " well that all sounds very * logical * . " She said logical as if it were Satan's tool to deceive people . Alright ... what does The mods seem to be asleep . Why were you going to kiss your mother ? You tabs match mine exactly Where are you , Flipboard ? ! Ok , cowz . OK . " That dude " Came expecting Mandelbrot set art . Was As an Argonian : Messi would have done it in one touch Duck hunt . Good thing there's a modern version ... You're not making much sense . Your first comment says males wouldn't like this little change . I say it doesn't matter because the majority of the audience are female . And your reply is that the studio changed this * for * the males ? That man got lungs . My boyfriend got me with this earlier , and you're a bad , bad man for trying to trick me . Yum stir fried cat . I recommend getting your own mini-fridge . Either that or finding a way to padlock all your meals I have not read / seen this book ... but are all your friends really dead ? You weren't kidding . Laptop has no sound ? Considering he's kind of a dick , I'd love to be able to " cross " Chuck Norris .... Redtube is a porn site already One day my anus felt sick , so it decided to puke all over my friends house I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday . Thanks for reminding me my dog is dead . That was awesome . Would be more awesome if I didn't have to hear the sounds of children playing in the background of that vid . face a vayne caitlyn lane with a dc'd jungler I thought his tail was the head , and then I thought I was on r / WTF . I was like the " ^ " isn't necessary , this isn't facebook . You have 6 others paintings on your submitted page " Guys , I got this . " ┌ ( 39k keys to send out still . So I went to YouTube to listen to this . It didn't make any noise so I thought " buffering , let's continue browsing reddit . " For five minutes it didn't make noise , so I laughed to myself " well I guess this would be a suiting song , in a way .. " and then I realized that mute was on . Dillahunty is really the one who clarified all of this for me . It seems like a lot of people are still confused [ why the fuck did you look inside my censor bar I made an r / hawaii tshirt with the So ... I could have gotten lots of karma by posting a screenshot of my iPad screen ? At least it's not as bad as r / calvinandhobbes ... I like hairy legs , natural pubes and a treasure trail . Shaved pubes are a big turn-off to me . I don't understand the appeal . Like the op said , I want to see signs of manhood when I look there . A scruffy face can be cute as hell , too . I'm not so much into mustaches , although I had a bf once who had a good old-fashioned porn stache at times and I didn't hold it against him . your automatic assumption is that she was trying to sperm jack you ? not just keep having sex with you ? so you just left without saying anything , after you came in her hair and on her wall ? ! ? ! As an engineering student and math nerd , it's incredibly bad form to use a percent of a percent . Go away silly bigot Your kids are adorable , but of course people are going to jump on you about the TV or whatever , because it's the internet . You have a fridge ? Like the only way to get to me would have been a creature that could fly over the water or swim . Order of actions ... Upvoting you because if I had to read that , everyone else does too . I love the logic with r / atheism lately . " Oh heres a quote from a famous scientist talking about science or politics . I'm going post that to r / atheism ! " So basically " If you like this guy's music you might also like the other music by the same guy . " What the fuck is a Spellian Offline mode needs to be turned on while you have an internet connection I don't follow your logic . Only Pokemon with the large nose is Jewish * * Oh yeah . Had to go with a black cable . Way over exaggerated blowjob acting and sounds . I prefer me a nice , calm , quiet and focused blow job . If it's different that how my wife gives it , it doesn't work for me , and that is nearing 100 % of the time according to porn ... That " mactard " is one of the most influential people in the history of web standards . He is literally the one that decided everyone should start calling them standards instead of " recommendations " . Learn your web history . Zakaj bi se uop će dru žio s homofobima , ne vidim puno smisla u tome . The music , oh god why . My stash sucks ! When I shave , I can get everything leveled BUT THAT . It may feel smooth , but from a distance .. I see the dreaded shadow " Of course Carl fucking Sagan understood how a nuclear war would work . they don't bleed they mash I wonder if hes going to use it on himself TIL : Its not a Malaysian thing either I'm pretty sure that doing all those things at once would be equal to mastering an elaborate game " Oh it's ok you just took my kid away from me for no reason , but at least you didn't sexuelly assault him , that would have been a no-no " . Tune all the radios to a polka station And you didn't path your way back judging by the angle i would question if that is a real RooR . Also glass quality Even I wouldn't go there . I'm sorry to butt in , but I have been wondering what I have that with one of my abs . It's ALWAYS my right rectus abdominis muscle just beneath where it's fixed to the ribs ... Sometimes when I'm lying on my belly trying to fall asleep that part of the muscle starts to twitch and tickles me . Yeah I've heard a couple times now of something like this happening . Something dodgy cooking ( obv . not a grenade either It's commited to memory but .. what if it burns us ? Actually you haven't explained anything other than " I'd feel inadequate and couldn't meet their needs " that's no explanation it's an excuse . Talk about your problems with them instead of literally going " Hurr you are a Bisexual , please GTFO I can't date bisexuals " Almost .... ? Idiot you're wasting your diamond sword ! Lol another up vote for you That's a female cheetah . Did you see any giant cat balls ? WTF did I just read ? There isn't a single analogy that holds water when some asshole breaks it down to the point of absurdity . * You're missing the fucking point * . Reminds me - my mom told me yesterday that her and her bf had used mardi gras beads up their asses the night before . That evening one of her co-workers came over with their child . The kid found the beads on the floor and started playing with them , sucking on them , etc . One thing she said will stick with me on that one " I washed it ... just not sure how well . " * shudders * .... who ... on EARTH .... tested that ... What a funny looking SNES . You sound a lot like a prophet ... When I scratch one particular rib with my thumbnail , I feel it in my elbow . " Private Beta - SF Bay Area Only " Just noticed that this I want constant debate about what ACTUALLY belongs here This all seems absolutely ridiculous . It's just plain butchering of the whole franchise and characters . Wtf bioware . # 1 Morten Anderson and # 2 Tampon of fuck-clothes ? Scumbag Lucas . One fat guy in the movie - names him Porkins . Are you trying to deep fry spaghetti in oil or something ? I read that in a Jamaicans ' voice . My favorite is when people shout : " OMFG AGAIN NO HEALERS ! ? " They are free to roll or spec one i don't know who it is , but i think phreak plays him as a jungler Did you know all you have to do is paste this Talk about phoning it in I can just picture him sitting at his computer " The lord be with you , and also with you ! " ( hopefully you get the joke Why the They got some Metal Gear Solid in my Mass Effect , and I did not enjoy it . " should not be sullied " ? Downvotes , though . I don't understand why people felt compelled to do that , unless they're Liverpool fans All gameboys exept the SP don't charge .... You replace the batteries He is in need of my guidance ! ? ! The first sory , you could have died . NSFW Killer returns to finish job ... " I bet it's a cute video of cats ! " I read this as , " iPads HATE flesh lights . " ... large boobs on a cartoon cat Before that it said 1937 No . Red dead not Viable for PC release , Releases L . A . Noire on PC same day as MW3 Don't you dare bring him to reddit Oh gosh , me too . I gotta finish my current skincare batch first , but Gorgeous just looks soooo tempting . It's just as expensive as Chantecaille Jasmine and Lily healing mask , though ..... Never heard that answer before Genetic Weapons I have a friend who makes orgasm sounds when she yawns Specifically , the literal text of the Torah appears , by some interpretations , to prohibit homosexual rape ( " sodomy " ) . So don't drive yourself nuts quite yet . Biblical interpretation is always about a spectrum of possible / potential readings . But let's just chalk this up to one of my numerous disagreements with junjk . And I am already bracing for the inevitable and completely superfluous Orthodox downvotes . Insulting my intelligence is not necessary . Your comments have become more angled at insulting me than they have about discussing the issue at hand . Also , insulting Atheists in general is rather disrespectful , Sir . Replace human population with Commander Shepard . I always wear a bikini to maximize my gaming effectiveness . Can't fight logic ... It's Google ... it was most likely a result of me commenting on that post when it came out a while ago . I saw several of the things I'd posted when I googled my name . Also , I'm surprised you forgot . We even made eye contact from across the aisle . You smiled . It was * magical * . Oh man .. bacon will never be the same for me . Perhaps I should have gone with a " Friendzone Level : I know you kid , I know , but still ... it's just too much troll for one man to handle ლ ( You got so frightened you turned into Snape So many down votes But you have no standards I currently have 5 Cobras , 9 Medi-Gels , 2 Survival Packs and 183 Ammo Packs . Are you fucking kiddin me ? What the fuck do you think the big yellow ball of light is in the day time ? Do you think the Collage of Winterhold threw a bigass yellow magelight ball into the sky and it only lasts 12 in game hours ? Why would she need an ovary donor ? Women live without ovaries every day . Did you even click that link ? thanks for ruining this Street Fighter X Tekken ... What's this game ? Every time i start typing in a URL at school , people are like " dude you forgot the www ! " Wow that's just You * * liked * * the second ? I now realize I have yet to see a single Kurosawa movie I don't . My mother is just a fucking crazy hippie hypochondriac . Ahaha yeah , it's a joke , I just took this year and some kids were talking about how they don't know if they would pass . Err ... I don't even want to go there ... This guy I was sort of seeing and I had a falling out . We don't share any friends . A few of my friends didn't quite get the news yet so they would talk to him whenever they saw him around campus . He just let them talk and ask where I was . Never telling them the truth . When I told my friends this , they now continue to talk to him because they think its funny . He was visibly perspiring alcohol ? Who doesn't like Star Wars ? They'd probably try and convert them as well ... Clearly owns a DSLR ; Can't take a straight photo for shit . ಠ_ಠ " RAPE AND WHEAT " Spoiler ........ thanks wasn't wanting to watch this for myself or anything . That fish is all like You know what ? I think I'll post it to reddit * * Nothing in that song is ironic There wasn't enough money to do that , and the nature of the federal stimulus funds was use-it-or-lose-it . It was this or nothing , and I prefer this to nothing . and you didn't even win ... That's not a real story . I don't believe it . Hahaha ; your boyfriend is an asshole . > However a shitty website [ 1 ] " My point was that " .... " I was not making a point " It is just some of my friends keeping say that ... I heard that no in Darth Vaders voice . I go to my local flee market about once a week , problem is that there is a guy there that buys all of the other stands old games and looks up their prices to re-sell for profit . I . E . No-one is getting cheap games The next day all you find is a turtle shell in the tank and the massive fish " I think I have lovely man feet . I absolutely love the way she went " teenage girl " on Shepard in Shadow Broker . Even better in 3 , her reaction on the ship after I told her we would be great " friends " on the citadel just before I went to Miranda's room . It was a perfect " Your biology teacher is vomiting serial abortion the hell is this ? ლ ( Animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing ... . _ . Come on come on ... Good lord it's like I'm a drug addict Oh Kristen ..... would still do you without emotions Go to the " Top " section of the subreddit , this exact meme is number 15 and was made 4 months ago . Lots of people . Some who were at the premiere , the news . Saw a headline on Yahoo ! News that read " Is Hunger Games the next Twilight ? " It was a thread on an askreddit ' whats the most fucked up thing your ever heard ' I don't have the link , but man , I nearly threw up after reading that thing I'm more upset that he has Origin and no Steam icon . OT : Stud . I don't really have a fix for you , but I have some advice from personal experience . I have a 99 Accord that did the exact same thing . A mechanic I spoke to said that Hondas frequently burn their transmissions at 100k . I luckily had some support from my folks and was able to rebuild the transmission at a measly 3,600 , > When writing a book report I had the same problem whilst trying to finally get some l4d DLC , so I joined Xbox live rewards and got the last 5 points I needed ...... a month later When I was in sixth grade my best friend told me I was so bitter and ugly I'd never find love . It's a bit hard if you're dead And Fish got traded . It's like the shorts and shirts are getting shorter every year What did I just read ? Hey , that's me ! My friend got me started on rage comics and I wanted to see what reddit was and it slowly sucked me in ... Why is there a silhouette dry humping a ladder on the right side of the picture But you'd have to buy the tortillas / ingredients for the tortillas that font color looks at username ... When it happens you won't know if you should cry , or rage . I just looked at my cat with the look of Disapproval because it was his fault . I'm in 1 . What if you just locked whatever was calling your name * INTO * your room ? i have no idea what figuratively " laying bricks " illustrates " they now continue to talk to him because they think its funny . You want her to lick it off infront of your dad ? I'd be fucking scared if a guy in a Scream costume came into my classroom . They only seem concerned when he whips out his dick . Althalus is a pretty good read until the ending . Dear lord , the ending ... I had the same issue . My bill included an $ 80 charge for 2 ibuprofen I'd be horrified if my husband started licking any type of food off me in front of my parents .. there are some things you just don't do QFT , I remember shooting down Zeros in the beginning of the second mission with a Thompson . I don't understand why mortal enemies with barack obama .... Also , in non-waited eating establishments * we bus our own fucking tables * Ummm , this is AMAZING . I stay home because people become stupid when it rains and forget how to drive Wait , this isn't a penis . Saw him in NZ about 3 weeks or so ago , easily one of the most energetic and entertaining acts I have seen live . Fatboy Slim who was also there seemed to do less " dj work " than he did , the guy kept walking away from his table or sitting down ... it was ...... Unless you're in basic , WHERE THERE ARE NO RATES " great if u want dandruff " . Goku didn't have dandruff Her name is Lourdes , and she's 15 . This has nothing to do with Pokemon . Go to another subreddit . Same .... How sad is that ? And it ' not lining up ' is because it has a sight rail on top of the barrel . 10th worldwide ... A few weeks ago a woman posted that she would be quitting smoking weed with an image of a pregnancy test as explanation . Many of the comments were trying to convince her that smoking while pregnant is actually good for fetal development . Why did they make a bomb ? Off the top of my head I think Tyrion is the youngest Lannister and in the series he looks older than Cersei and Jaime . I once heard a girl who only watched the show call him a " shady old man " And Rambo dies at the end of the book Don't know what i expected when clicking that link OP's username That was one of the first things that came to mind . Hopefully I'll be able to talk to them this morning ( Almost 12:30 am here I came for a photo as well . I am disappointed ... this is absolutely retarded . i feel dumber for reading it . he should use another concept that isn't physical like love , or greed , not a baseball . why is luke's hand not missing when he is hanging from underneath cloud city ? I missed it too Raging about Zapdos is pointless . It is one of the weakest legendaries . Got to watch out for certain places , some have very watery gravy Are you sure ? I think you'd be able to convince more people to activate TNT under them when they can see it I'm sure some already are . * An * SAT practice question He's the IRL Wildwood is listed as the best beach . Came here to say this ... oh and also at midnight How ..... cute ...... either that or you are a / r / spacedicks connoisseur Now I have to leave work early to watch this Why the hell did you put the word raped in quotation marks ? " AN " SAT practice question ... Indeed . You've just earned double the karma for a 3 word post ..... that's what I call thinking with portals Jake Delhomme * * " oh oh oh ... can you play free bird ? " Can't tell if you're trying to say " FUCK YEAH DEADMAU 5 " , or " FUCK YOU DEADMAU 5 " White people Never said you said it . Yup , took the grinder and bagged the bub before smashing it on the road Yeah because the ages 15-24 are a total minority around here did you deliver the pizza ? you never mentioned the pizza , please say he got his pizza ! Oh yeah , that must be why I've felt so much healthier since not eating meat . ... play in the mud . Yup . Every single woman and every single man on this planet value members of the opposite sex based on this rigid equation . There's no conceivable way a person could possibly not adhere to this stringent formula in their assessment of potential partners . Why is he supposed to link it ? It was sarcasm I really enjoy your stories , but your links to your previous stories irk me . I always find myself making sure that I've read them , but when you rename them I actually have to click through to make sure Entire bathroom covered with backsplash . Not a problem since you never have to go in there again . ( except to flush A vehicle designed not to crush , to not roll , and thatd huge so lots of damage can't happen , plus has many escapes and medical kits I was taught that one by my middle school art teacher . explain this . now . like you would explain it to a 5 year old . He's wondering if they have penguin versions of what you were watching If you had to be there to get it , we won't " I've had beer spilled in me countless times . " I don't understand why anyone worries about balance in a game that isn't even out yet . Besides , it's Blizzard we're talking about here folks . In this day and age , if you really believe that Blizzard will release a game without a system or two in place to balance the " endgame " . . . . everyone who keeps saying this is gary ... * Maybe if they didn't ram my helicopter every time I'd consider letting them respawn Eat booger from Stephanie's nose I don't know why , but this just made me burst out laughing in the middle of the school's library . Thanks Exactly . I do E maybe once a year , but I'm constantly hounded by people who say things like " Oh E ate holes in my brain , you shouldn't do it ! " Then when I ask them what their E habits were , they say something like " I used to eat a ten-pack a night " . As a responsible drug user , the amount of generalization and misinformation about , well , * me * , has made my face begin to default to I did something similar at my uncle's funeral when I was 2 . I started singing happy birthday Why did I immediately think of 99 Luftballons when I read your comment ? MEAT GAZERS ! Ironic / relevant username ... her name was Kim Just don't let anyone show you their hairy lizard . Correlation does not equal causation . Holy shit I made a mistake ! What am I ever going to do ? ! Thanks ! I've been using the low-res copy for two years " As somebody who has had to reinstall Windows on my son's computer after he attempted to install Mod Manager on that machine " well that ending is worth it ... I'm an earth snake . My brother is a fire rat . My cousin and I were at a bar when he decided to go over and hit on some girl . His line was : " Baby you are sooo cute . I just want to take you home , eat you out , and lick it all up with a biscuit ! " She gave him her phone number ... > everyone who disagrees with you on the cosmological argument is entirely clueless about philosophy . hey ! me and my friend used to go hard ... and he was always sub-zero I am bewildered at how I've never seen this posted , or even seen it on Futurama ... I thought I've seen every episode Who keeps buttoning her shirt back ? ! " stop running I have to get my dog " That's a huge scoop Double post I knew a girl who had a fake ID , and started stripping there when she was 16 People build berserkers on Nasus ? no one defied gravity I hate being grouped with this shit Just googled keloid Im from Pakistan , so i'm automagically a terrorist . I've had a similair experience except i wasn't allowed to touch any of the computers in my class for a month , this was from an ICT teacher mind you . but then again she also had no idea how to use the web design programme we were all told to use either . and then there was the time when asked how to use flash she responded with " i dont know " and then proceeded to hand me a book on cs4 flash . Ever eaten reheated take-out ? is that a filling on a baby tooth .. Except , the one you posted still has the paste on it Answer 1st question asked with " meep meep " Thank for the help . I was born in England , my parents moved here yeeears ago . There is no chance in hell of me marrying a non-Indian . Not only that , they have to be the right caste I think what is more disturbing is the seemingly naked man in the background . Beat wife ? It's even worse when your fellow coworkers who happen to be more designer than programmer do this to you . Especially when they promise clients over the phone that the complex feature they just requested is simple and shouldn't take long at all , hit the mute button when you give a wide-eyed look and assure you " anything is possible " when it comes to the coding . um , NSFW ? * * This * * When my family lived in NY , I went to a bank in an older part on Long Island and asked for all the halves they had . I got a roll of 1964 halves ( with 2 missing You are right , I forgot all 15 year olds are innocent You do not even need them . You never use a conjunction in formal writing . And this mothers , is why your children loathe the first day of school Pardon my French , but that's complete bullshit . O ( They also cover up the original price with the onecard price said the Onda board rep Nothing like having a 3rd person in a relationship Good reason as any to hate a player though . along with the amount of silver by our names , we should also put our home address , and hours we are away at work . Sadly she drives better than most people I know mikhiel thinks kara's hot > Obviously didn't work very well for you . Quick take a picture I don't trust my stats any more , apparently I once did 17,000 damage in a life .... as a medic . I don't know whether to up vote because it's funny , or down vote because it's gross .. They don't look very heterosexual Haha , yes we've all played Banjo-Tooie Possibly ? Lol he may have an illegitimate child out there somewhere ... I'm not even defending drinking or smoking . Another moron who hasn't played the game throwing his penny worth in . Wait , people use the Recycling Bin as a folder ? Other discussions : 11 I've seen the kind of people my boyfriend plays DnD with . I know what's up . You're right , not everyone is in the top 2 % Fuck off , I'll feel bad about it if I want to . Nothing butt shit . Nuh uh it came out of the electrical outlet Does anyone have a source ? I think I know this girl ... sigh .... In a family sort of way ... Sounds like my Russian mom . She would sneak full fat sour cream into my yogurt , and when I wouldn't eat it because it tasted funny she would yell " it just meekrobioteeks ! " Screw this ranking BS . Every team that won went up at least a rank ... Except The Crew . those girls dancing to kpop music at Lone Star Clash ... Some poor child of a celebrity couple was cursed with the name Pilot Inspektor . But hey , his dad is Earl , so I guess that helps .... Fifth Base ... That's cool . Very realistic how the guards are willing to stand out there with no light and guard without seeing . OP even posted in the same thread At first I was impressed that you made a pretty decent erotic story out of that scenario ... then I'm not exactly sure what the fuck happened . Fart fetish And the username As in the Hawaiian Islands , Midway Island , among others . " suggesting spending hundreds of trillions of dollars " can't tell if trolling ... or serious But you can have a seat right over here . Where the heck is that from ? Remove all browsers on machine . Oh bacon . Yum Why do you have Beats by Dr . Dre ? " kind of countries " is exactly the kind of statement that makes some of those countries want to break up with the so called " only country " in the UK You just reported ONE pic from a series that was posted a few days ago ! ! ! And next thing you know , insects take over the world " Must install Java 6 , no higher or lower " - I would not be telling reddit I had that much cash . I have given my Bill hat to my ( now ) ex Don't get her pregnant thank you so much I wish everyone could strive to be like you . the most frustrating part is when you have other finals taken after the scantron only that are way harder to grade like free response chem and physics classes that get returned faster . For some unearthly reason , chain heals turn me on Metagross . Excellent . ( Although it was a tiebreaker between that , Smeargle , and Donphan . Donphan is alright , but Smeargle … two weeks paid . Enjoy the vacation officer ... father .. What do you mean that's not a caterpillar ? Damn i've had this same interaction , except it was with my mom , and i was a child . This novelty account bullshit is getting out of hand . Novelty accounts generally don't add anything to the conversation and are just polluting reddit with nonsense like this . i now realize its not a cupcake , but a part of me still wants to eat it ... My friend just ran his into the ground with less than 30 miles on the clock ... Was a 2012 SE one too ... I can see Tastosis doing the duck-face in one of the pictures . # 2 is normally a private thing for both of us . # 1 is okay to do in front of eachother . However , my wife has the strangest habit of immediately running in after I'm done and furiously cleaning the toilet . For god's sake woman , it's not like I got shit all over the damn thing Aw man , the only day I'm NOT in Edinburgh this week . This got blocked by my work proxy for " Pornography " Somewhere there is a list of public suggestions for people to put on banknotes . Robbie Williams is on that list . Obviously my gay makes me walk differently Oh great , now I'm aware of it too . And i just baught a new bottle of liquid soap Hopefully none of you have trouble because your major only offers one sequence of a core class you need per semester that fills as soon as registration opens You're going to need to describe , and probably post a pic of , what he's living in . It appears to be a bowl ... LOL BULLYING IS HILARIOUS ! ! Us normal people do Thanks ! That's exactly what it feels like most games .... It seems like its just getting worse and worse . When I first started playing infected , it wasn't so bad ... Now it's pretty much every lobby FYI h4x means to hack ... But it's fine because they totally closed it 90 % of the way and just left a small gap close the lid with 2 or 3 scoops out of the top or a whole side out . the whole side is exposing SO much more surface area to the freezer air than the 2 or 3 scoops .... With that ease of selling , I wouldn't go to a car dealership if I were you A good one is FireFox . It won't track every single thing you do , all of your installed apps , and all of the information on your computer like your contacts and personal files . At least that's what I'm told How did OP dodge a targeted ability ? ' I hope it has that deathstar song they played live on it . JB forgot the words when I saw them seems legit The US is retarded in that department . The age of consent , and the legal smoking age is 18 . But you can't drink until 3 years later . That's it ; no more Mister Nice Guy I want to compliment her and I mean it , but mostly it's peer pressure . She's more popular , has more friends and better grades . I always feel like , if I try ( and fail ) I feel ( even tough I know it's not true ) that people will look at me with There's nothing funny about angry birds . two of those links are purple Earlier this guy almost got Verlander for Uggla This statement makes me call bullshit on the validity of this . " back in the day " ... " Resident Evil 2 " It's like some proper Aphex Twin painting TL ;D R is three times as large as the actual message . Also , wall of text . Was in the 80s most of last week here in Chicago ( my car dash showing above 90 ! ! ) , but yesterday my computer weather gadget was showing 28F when I walked in the office . What the fuck * was * that ? What bothers me is that the only reason I know this is because of that AMA a while back about that girl having sex with dogs . alot = Choose a spot 200 feet away from the trail and water . yeah because that's much more common than the most common type of automobile accident ' My jaw hurts .. I hope my teeth are out of the way .. he hasn't said anything though , so I guess it's okay . Shitshitshit , can't breathe . Ja Rule > Black Sheep ? Everyone else other than me is the same guy on reddit . I thought that was common knowledge . Hey , he didn't say how old she was I'm wondering why I just said " fuck it ! We'll go back to winter ! " when my grandmother commented on the poor weather . GUYS DON'T WIPE WHEN THEY POOP . i already knew this , and cringed horribly throughout the whole thing . how can people not know this ... ? Nope of both counts , especially the second part My boyfriend did this to me this morning . Then I clicked on the purple link and read your comment and it all made sense . this guy said don't camp Don't get me started on the overlord from 2010 ... Oh shit , they are noticing ... quick hide the weapons , guys ! Pure MANGO Premium Coconut Water ? Pic taker here - I feel bad about this ( Game Tallaght were my only convenient source of games for years ) but I've voted with my wallet by buying from HMV instead of Game . Also I accidentally a DVD in my PS2 when I traded it in and they never gave it back So apparently a group of friends of mine totally think I act just like Sheldon . One of them even set his phone to display Sheldon's picture whenever I call him . To be honest , I actually find the show quite funny , with the exception of that annoying laugh track , but did it have to be Sheldon ! ? They added DLC to buy your way through the unlocks too Another movie ? There hasn't ever been one though It's ~ ~ silly ~ ~ stupid really , how I always ignore movie / music copyright , but always try to follow any GPL copyright notice Yeah , let's never make babies , cuz we could get STDs and AIDS It's been a a month or two since this was viral across the entire internet and Front Page on Reddit . Wellp , upload to Imgur and back to the front with you ... It's exciting to think of the power of your impending death ? Man , that must be so mind-clearing . That's the point I guess that means Ben Tate is Elite too .. " Monogamous relationship " . yes , I've always wanted to rub Pokemon yellow on my a ... And I just look at them like Played until my jeans were wet last night . Had no idea buttsweat existed . Creepy username to be asking this question ... um . I had about 1/8 inch tube ( the duct ) sticking out of the end of my nipple for about a month or so ... very weird and painful ... not sure what else you want to know ... Nice try , Tumblr-guy His co-anchors face says it all . Doppelg ängers are real . Non-believers ... ... over a computer ? Lack of due diligence ... IT " S SPELLED ALUMIN * * I * * UM I would have to agree with you there , my roommate ( sophomore in college ) spent all of last year and beginning of this school year trying to convince me that she was " immune " to alcohol . Um , no . She just had never drank enough . Fast forward to the night she says she drank " a whole bottle " of rum with her boyfriend and wonders why she threw up and felt like crap in the morning . aww you lost ur goalie for a couple games hmm ? i feel bad for u man ... This has been posted before . I'm okay with people finding funny things on the internet and wanting to share , but don't try to pass it off as your own creation . Maybe she is just realizing that she is not ready to commit to this guy and probably wants you as a man mistress . As for the sister , The Panthers haven't made it in 12 years ... and they were playing how sharp her knees were ? I remember having a conversation with a friend of mine a year ago that pretty much consisted of us both agreeing that Bioware just did not make bad games . This conversation occurred while on the way to buy Dragon Age II . HEY WHAT A HERO YOU WORE * SHORTS * ! ? ! ? SO BRAVE . Measure the terminal velocity of cum .. Actually even as a kid I kinda got that it was a bit sexual but it was a bit more fucked up considering there is a very large mace on one of the tables right next to what appears to be a dildo , maybe a bong even ? Mother fucker gets high fucks bitches then beats them with spiked clubs . Because we all know each other and judge each other personally I did this and felt bad after and the girl felt violated . Never take advice from reddit I think you , re looking for this : Thanks for coming out bud Its xinerama support is This is why I left ... so picky ... I . Wove . Pancakies . Yes , and it irritated me . It said " Super Smash Bros . fans , read on . " Thinking it was an announcement about the new Super Smash Bros , I did . Turns out , Sakurai wants everyone to buy Kid Icarus , because " It has a fun multiplayer mode that is brimming with variety , which it inherits from the Super Smash Bros . games . " Nyan Cat in the forest > Also , are you saying all black people look alike ? Nice user name Unless its Xmas eve . Then they laugh about you once you've walked through that door . I just subcribed last week . Troll much ? Taking one part of a synopsis from a research paper , especially a sociology paper in which they are explaining instrumentation ? Posted mopey crap like this to reddit instead of apologizing like I clearly know I should . Oh , wait , that's not me . That's you again your name is weird LOL this is a fake picture , he got it from his friend off facebook , this guy never went to costa rica and he's in my english class Well ... looks like i won't be eating dinner . Cause , if we've learned anything from history it's that making lists of people can only be a good thing . That that a grandma or a grandpa ? Its a new skin most likely I would too German here . Better ask which other shows * * haven't * * been remade " RP supporter and anarchist " No words can describe this level of stupid . This is helping prepare you for college Why was Cloud first blood ? is it cut in half .. ? how does that even happen Refusing to upvote so it stays on 69 hey maxx this was actually your status its you long boarding in your pro pic " you tell ' em kid . Hahaha this is so true . Until I upgraded my computer , if I alt-tabbed or accidentally hit my windows key in source , I'd have to sit an wait about a year for it to open back up ... Not me because it's who's not " whose . " Yes because America is the only place in the world with terrible people . Then you throw the bike . Ride off on the brick . Ah yes , king Henry's . Repackaging smaller portions of other brand name snacks for a higher price . The convenience store on my block sells these exclusively Yes . It is very close I'm probably going to get downvoted for this but what does I only speak English and I had to re-read it to understand . Wait ... People who kiss their dogs Magic Johnson ? Kobe with an airball So are you I like how Noctowl is all " Sounds fun ! Just don't apply it with a knife He specifically says that they get paid BY APPLE for not taking shit about their products I replied to you 7 hours ago , I forgot … the 120 lb boy didn't " pin " the 250 lb man to the ground .... No bro I saw this last month , same pixels and everything What the hell do you mean ? Dat junk ... Boycott dihydro dioxide . This sounds a lot like something my physics teacher would do ... I understand it's necessary . My question was if I were to increase the quantity of CO2 available , would it produce a greater yield . The wrinkle was I'm not an American citizen . That adds all sorts of trouble down the road , such as * not being able to travel into the US * . It's guaranteed ! ^ Guaranteed virgin There is always that one she did with Rocco where she watches as he punches another girl No , if it goes through the palm . My older brother used to have one of those ! ! Our family cat used to be walk through the door when she was a kitten and would be the monster that we would [ play ] attack with . Shadow is now old and fat Please tell me you wear a northface Sadly , it's sometimes hard to not sound condescending on reddit . 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These puns are really taking me out of mein kampfort zone . > I prefer Schumacher to Nolan . It's fun and not super serious , so I could suspend disbelief when something physically impossible happens , like Nolan's 3d sonography from a single point . or the woman who took a pic with her feet up that sported painted nails and people commented on how she was calling attention to herself as a woman . omg . lived in bloomington for a few years . that's my chinese restaurant . i saw the title of this and i just knew ... 6th grade , my health teacher is reading a portion of the sex ed book and for whatever reason * every time * , and I mean * every damn time * , he said " testes " I lost my shit . There was only one other kid laughing so I started to feel bad , I turn to see the girl next to me staring at me like Yeah you didn't see a lot of autistics either , looks like many kids are faking illnesses , being lazy trying to get out of living a normal life No atmas with over 4k hp . 2007 is way back Can't stop clicking related videos The pubes on the vagina , look like Jerry Sprinfield's hair . Well done , Then make a new account Thanks ! I thought I remembered seeing it there , but when I looked I couldn't find it . Apparently my eyes skipped right over the bright red , italicized text . Fuck i feel ashamed not knowing that I see no erectile issue with this cake . I was playing with my neighbors kids . The scary part is after speaking with parents to ask permission to take kids on a picnic trip . The parents told me their kids had died 2 years ago in a car crash . My favorite is the dead one No one can speak english .... yeah right ( Yeah ... I amused myself more than the OP . Thanks for playing ' state the obvious ' . You won . Congrats on finishing this . I still have dark moon left , which should be tons easier now with the revamped faire . I choose to keep them last and instead finished up shen'dralar .... Right before they were removed from the achievement . Mother of God Please don't say it that way , with that name of yours I turned on the stream and saw 3 battlecruisers at the 11 min mark ... The fucking * supermarket * can attract shady individuals . How does this have 6 upvotes Wait , are you telling me , that this was a mystery for some people . It's called windows A demotivational poster . My friends decided they wanted to leave after 45 minutes , so I missed all the panels ... Like no one's ever had a perverted interpretation of the bible before . " At least , protect yourself with your own body . " My dad's name is Roger 15:00 is nowhere near dawn WTF did I just watch banned me from watching Dragonball Z when i was young due to it being " bad " and " evil " according to korean newspapers Can't play football in highschool ( i was 6 ' 175lbs ) since everyone is 6 ' 5 " 300lbs . Look for the guy who's car decapitated a pigeon " accidentally > So wait , you are aware of the differences between Korean and Canadian law ? Srsly though . It hurt . Stop getting karma from my pain . Hmmm ... this post was submitted exactly at 12:00 AM and it's the 1st of april How come the numbers are not upside down ? " Did I do the right thing " posts get my especially . 99 % of the time , everyone that agrees with the OP , whether it was right or wrong , are up at the top ; meanwhile , anyone that disagrees is either shunned or just sent to the bottom with no explanation other than " Beat me to it .. Dat Pinsir . Y so hostile / aggressive ? Planetside 2 ... SOE ring a bell ? Destroyer of all things good and pure . I don't mind grinds , they're in the background for me . I can agree that Bolt-launcher should either be ; less powerful , less fire-rate , or some kind of + mass handicap ( slowness to a Pathfinder is a heavy cost ) . " You might as well be playing BF2 " Right , stop acting human and control yourself you animal . Next thing I will see are comments about " anger management . " Maybe now he can give the lynch mob the right address . I hope nobody else uses that knife . So ... why does this have downvotes and not at the top to actually CLARIFY the situation ? As someone who is actually friends with this meme guy why is no one listening to him ? When I read this quickly , I thought it said " Samuel L . Jackson vs . Aku " Read the books . It's not rape in the books . He is actually pretty sensual and caring with her . I guess they couldn't portray a heathen warrior to have a heart in the SOS though ..... Vault 69 - I've never seen it but it sounds awesome . They're working on a remake with Chris Hemswort . That should be ... interesting Seth's ears ... Your name . im athiest I'll talk dragon lady over op , global ult anyday . Yes - just like what happens in Quake . Being in an aisle in which all the products will , in some point , be inside a bleeding pussy . Hot . You're Shaco , how do you know what is ok . Sverige ! How is this possible Wow I've never heard THAT joke before or saying " easy bot game " I thought you guys didn't apply for cannons for Friday ... Seriously ? Is that an insult or a joke ? Cuz I jut showered so I'm pretty clean i had something like that on my bbm it said " bc this if you brush your teeth and wash " Why you down vote her comment ? Cigarettes ≠ stress relief The icons are wiggling what do i do ! ? I agree - not knowing more about the relationship , you're probably a casualty of the Friend Zone . Sorry to say ... One too many But you opened it anyway ... I used to work at a movie theater behind the concession stand . I had a lady straight up call me a criminal because the price we sold our popcorn and coke at was too high . She said that I was stealing from her . He * * thinks * * its a turtle ? How did I not know about cleavage day All i get is bronze daggers Great , now I am in the mood for some pancakes La captura de pantalla es horrible . No me gusta . 32 for forgery and counterfeiting ? Forging your parents signature to be excused from school doesn't count How does that relate to paraplegics ? ugh , i hate it when that happens Oh , that's kinda cute and ............ What the fuck is this shit , are we supposed to be fondly remembering the cartoon horses that fought and died in Vietnam or something ? I wonder if those girls realize there is a disembodied head resting on their chesticles ... 1 . Mother of god . If he's a money farming bot ( nature runes or blood runes specifically ) , I hope he notices he's barely making roughly a dollar an hour . Better off getting a real paying job . Yet they still continue to use their autotypers . I was driving with my mom when an old lady started to cross the streets holding her groceries . Then a car came speeding right at her and she went flying about 50 feet and then she was just laying there . My mom and I started cracking up . The old lady eventually got up and just walked away while my mom and I were laughing hysterically . I feel like a terrible person for that . that would be a splendid idea ... if we hadn't already merged . redditor for - 1 years , 11 months and 30 days . Do you know why grass smells like that It would only frighten you . I am well aware of this being the German spelling and that does not make me take back my And so begins the endless hype for E3 and bing as the search engine in the built in search bar Fellow Seahawk fan , I love Red Bryant , but top 3 defensive players in the league ? ! ... submitted 27 years ago . I was that guy I can't imagine all-gay school Daily Mail comments section I see well there is one in Australia too Who said he was American ? Was ... that guy tickling a moth ? ... and the closest thing making any sense was " Vize Dean Heroes klnth " , " The Evil Dean Rose KNTZ " and ... " The Vize Dean Snorkel " nothing wrong with a one-hitter . I thought this was / r / circlejerk > So intolerant of other cultures just because they are different from yours . Shame . Shame . Got mercury dental fillings removed without proper precautions taken . Mercury stuck in brain . Got tested . Tests came out as " normal " . Doctors diagnosed me as crazy . Put on psychiatric drugs . Turned into a libidoless braindead zombie . Testicular shrinkage . Complete loss of sexual function . Can't see endocrinologist for 4 months . A fraction of what I should be . I'm tired of this bullshit . Seriously ? I'm so hungry That'd be some serious mental trauma . I wouldn't be going to sleep for a while if that happened to me I'm still trying to figure out what happened . He definitely wanted it to begin with - I was actually surprised the first time he kissed me , since I kind of thought he was gay . Not actually Doctor P i was only fooled because its the 31st here in the states > Also , why is redstonehelper adding things to the ends of comments ? I agree … I didn't realize that they were still in the 70s until I read a bit more on it , and I can't wait to see what happens next week . What you just said didn't even contradict my title . I work at a pool attached to the gym . Dudes who think boxers are bathing suits . 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Have a cat : Let's make the only black guy the bad guy Wait , so you know what you want , but you don't even feel the need to express it in your thread and just say help . No one can even attempt to help you if you give zero details . thanks god i havnt been watching I was loading 100 links at a time Oh god , I laughed . But now cannot unsee whenever I look at the Silence . This wasn't work but I once volunteered at a nursing home and they assigned me to a room with a man named Charles , once I informed Charles that was Vietnamese he responded with " I used to kill zipperheads like you " .... As a ( quite mature ) 13 yo I think that young children need to look at the real world it's not all shooting and stuff I know a fair amount of teenagers IRL that are absolute idiots and dumbasses Hah ! Jokes on you , I listened to xAf 76 ¬ ¶ ¶ ¥ " That's fucking weird " ... 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Got an 11th Doctor screwdriver in hand and laughing at the reveal for P0TAT0_IN_MY_ANUS . What have you guys done to me ? ? I moved to the South recently . I met my neighbor on New Year's day , and one of the first things he told me was to not light off bottle rockets if there were cops around . He said they were illegal here because people use them on " nigger chases " . Why did I get a boner watching that ? Seemed legit until ... Lisa Lampinelli as Security Officer even if you're joking ... Unfortunately ? LAPRAS . how could you FORGET ! ? Yea ... that the game is free That particular tune , clapping is allowed . The clap , not so sure If only religion acted this way .... * * This is not [ / r / wtf ] ( / r / wtf ) worthy . Shoes on the sofa . You leave the keys to your safe accessible to all ? This is my believing you face . I posted the same thing yesterday and all i got was a down vote . The fuck got in to you ? Or be allowed to invent shit for pets .. Jeeeesus . Colts fan here . Because China . I expected a cow You arent WorstAnswerPossible That looks like a DeskJet 930c series machine , from an era where HP still made halfways decent inkjet printers . copy and past . Like this It's mean yes , but I'd rather not get the shit scratched outta me 887.33 MB to download . I hate you 10 year old on reddit . Dick on dick worms hey i'm in idaho to ... but my said " 5 seconds ago : ' hey look , a link on reddit to some april fools XKCD comics ' " and it basically showed everything that just happened and whats going to happen , it was amazingly right " a rug burn on my knees " Never happened before for me . It's always before rendering has completed ... £ 15 for £ 16 Yes it does . Post a picture of yourself so I know you don't look like a male model Dem ' merikans . Haha , thanks . All you gotta do is click on the empty spaces , try to trap the red dots , and let go of the mouse before anything touches your " Really , tell us more about your perfectionist tendencies . shit ...... Explain to me again why I have you RES tagged as ' the destroyer of fags ' ? [ ] ( / x40 " Who the hell presses the button on the entire other side of the keyboard , instead of the apostrophe button like they're supposed to ? This episode made for a very awkward night . I had just told my wife I thought that I might be trans a week or two before we saw it together Comment level : 4chan ... because all black people are from America That bridge looks like bad CGI Genocide , sex slavery , child soldiers , rape , torture , all just silver medallists at the Evil Oympics ? Number one is ... abortion ? I don't remember reading anywhere that this is a chick though They prefer to be called * little * people even if they're going to be cooked . Looks like I made a boo boo . I meant 1,300 . 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I saw it too , but kept staring at the picture more than the words I guess so , but it's still a sad world where people would rather see a human commit suicide than a penis I tried spreading this game on facebook . Hopefully they stop friggin messaging me to join farmville if they move . .... the first one My dog does the same thing . Thats what happens when your black in texas . It's ok the pregnancy period will be around 7 years i actually liked that movie .. Man , I'm trying a no fap month downvote for karmawhoring .. new voice actors Not available in the US Well , I appreciate you not trying to sub in something from your * own * novelty account . Wow . Speechless . It's a dream ..... We won 2 I got it for my birthday from my uncle The game Your username is relevant because now i can ´ t sleep because of you why is good guy greg a normal person but good girl gina is a model You dont say Who names their kid " Ken doll " ? I have green eyes . I am annoyed because they stopped being blue . It's you Outside of confidentiality ? Nkgtfnr-lmpk öcvk f ' tghf Russian dude with guns and her . lol wut This is my husband's dog , Waylon . It's awkward when I'm standing at the mirror and he's staring at me . No matter your view on weed I think she deserves this for being stupid enough to ask for weed on the internet I didn't know Open Media produced the Rick Mercer Report . How do you know its a guy ? That's in somebody's goddamned house ? Thanks for the heads up on the prank ... You could always knock on the door and ask why a woman is screaming for help . I am also a fan of roll up wins So you're saying that just because someone is young , they cannot have a valid and knowledge-based political viewpoint ? There are plenty of older voters who , in the case for the US Presidential election , feel Rick Santorum is the greatest thing since sliced bread . ¿ Para qué ? , seg ún una buena parte de la clase pol ítica , el mexicano vive feliz y contento con 5,000 pesos al mes . Right ; totally forgot about that ... Mongoloids like this win the lottery . I have a friend that says every joke five seconds before they say it pianoboy , I eat my words with a side of crow . Because only disabled people use crutches ? Word . I get upset when people say " oh , D really isn't that big " when I'm an A cup But what about the virus that infected all of the Klingons during * Enterprise * ? Sounds like you need a new , less lame GF ! Boss Status David , I said HORSE ! But every repost is a repost of a ... ah . I'm not sure if I should upvote or downvote because don't want to say I like his fathers passing but I like what his dad did . So confused ? ! Oh , I see ...... She's doing the sexy version of this look Because dirt couldn't have possibly made it onto the legs and feet of a woman walking through the streets in flip flops . Most ? " and I used to fuck one of the cusions " ... I don't think there are bones in any kind of penis EMT class today included a video of the Perineum getting sliced to make room for the baby's head This is what I was taught in high school . who said anything about Mexicans ? I was eating a hot pocket when I saw this I'll personally make a new pair of boots and enchant them too for little princess Batman . Why the fuck would you ever do something like this ? The two best programs in college basketball history Nice try , jadeinabiscuit's daddy . Link to the spray that is shown in the screenshot ? OP hasn't even posted that link . I don't think you know what he asked for . He asked for the * spray * of the soldier head , not a link to the screenshot . 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Waking life Or who's dong do you have to suck mage you say WTF what happens there im to afraid to dearch for it i have received 4 of these letters , lost the first one . what the fuck . Title is so wrong without context FREEDOM blanket Been watching it pretty much nonstop ever since making that post , up to episode 40 you would know how Should we pray for them ? He said that wouldnt be as fun as reddit you'r just biased dude Unless you were going for a job in the porno industry that was completely in sync with the music i was listening to For a dollar ... Parents always told me " Don't bother donating to charities , you don't know where that money is * really * going to go . Instead just mark where you want the extra money to go on your tithing slip ... " I thought elephants go to veterinarians Well , we do have a look for that . " must of " , " could of " ... People use Zunes still ? Drifiting an Evo , really ? what the fuck , man ? Or suggested it to an opi naive user first time out There is candy in the van Back in elementary school ... Write everything in cursive they said , you're going to be using it the rest of your life they said . Hahahaaaaaa evil :) I have a really close friend named John , and I texted him and was like talking about this and he was like " I have no clue what you're talking about . " And I was like Dad's cooking authentic dead kittens , again . One of my friends used to be obsessed with me . I recently learned that once , she was outside my house and just stood there for about 30 minutes ( on purpose , she knew it was my house ) I didn't even know she knew where I lived ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ One of these days , I'm going to have to post something like this in the hopes someone feels " gracious " enough to gift me Reddit gold Study computers , guaranteed six digit career by the time you're 30 ! My father was wonderful . * Das Juden ... * I don't know what subreddit's you go on * * This and filling up ice cube trays . Actually had to go back and inspect . You sir , are correct . One boob is quite a bit larger than the other . haha when i took the SATs last month and i found out i had to write that stuff in cursive , i sat there for about a minute then realized i was never taught it o . o because my 4th grade teacher told us we weren't going to use it when we're older so he wasn't going to teach us . so i just bluntly told the proctor i wasn't taught cursive , then everyone started laughing at me WELL I GUESS WE KNOW WHERE THE BIKE CAME FROM . Reddit never forgets My mom bought Humphrey the camel for $ 900 You look like a McDonalds enthusiast ! Does your pouch keep your burger clean though ? It is Ahh the Lannisters - boundless wealth , a vast army and sex with your hot sister . What's not to like ? I got Green Bay twice I said reports instead of reposts . Gawddamnit . The cat smoking a cigarette with I love my bros Because we all know boys and men are delimited by physical appearance , especially hairs ... ' u ' is to ' you ' as My bad , No nsfwnsfl , no i never owned the game , but used to repeatedly play the demo . i never really understood the taser , it just seemed to do a silly little zap thing when you tapped the fire button . i figured that it must have had a use somewhere else in the game , and since it was the demo that i was playing , it was of no use to me . my life changed when i discovered what happens when you hold down the fire button and * keep * tasing enemies . I was trying to carry on the forgetting stuff joke are you fucking kidding me ? Exactly . I use an app that I * know * they'd use and love , then get the response , " but it's $ 2 " Why is it pointing up ? My biggest beef with GT branding , which probably should be directed at Russell , is the fact that the shades of yellow / gold on athletic uniforms varies every year says " dolphintoucher " . What the fuck did i just read ..... Nerds who observe other nerds ... I wish I could finish a 3:15 marathon I was disappoint .... then , boobs My mom has 5 masters degrees but no PhD . That isn't a 9 at all ! The scary thing about what you said is that you know the taste of your semen . For science , right ? I didn't realize it was a gif , and I jumped when he moved . eh there's nothing personal on there , just web authoring stuff that we had to keep public to show the class . i don't really care i'm just confused as to how this ended up on reddit maybe we would if you'd stop looking so fucking smug about it Great work ! Except for being Team Blue I'll still upvote this , because , ya know ; we're in ent country . But this was an awful joke , and you shouldn't * ever * under * any * circumstances , Ok , it was definitely a Because hiring a bunch of people always solves a problem Well i wasn't planning on falling in love tonight but you've gone and made me do it Is that Mallo from Super Mario RPG in the 7th panel ? ? Then he is a gentleman kissing his lady better . Or a pervert . Whichever you choose , either way : i'm a dutch person living in america , and i've been told my accent is pretty adorable . i can't even hear my accent , before i listened to a recording of myself i thought i'd mastered perfect american accent Lol gf is round , Tuesday is the only day I definitely can't do . I'm confused as to why you seem to think this makes things better This made me realize my Nikon D60 has a fair amount if noise at a high iso . Most of my photos are in dark locations too . I need a better camera . Saw some guy with 10,000 hours on Team Fortress 2 As I said in your other thread ... No , I don't want my kid's boy / girlfriend sleeping over at all . There's no hanky pank going on in my house . Nothing about my hands , but I was told I have an impressive tongue . At first I was like I got Steelers then Miami and finished with the Ravens ! Because their physical attractiveness is clearly the important factor in whether or not that would be a good idea ... I admire your dedication to the hip-thrusting lifestyle , but I'm not sure that will be necessary . / r / politics Are you kidding ? I don't share my sources . Some of the wrong sort of people might find out and take them away . Look what happened to megaupload . I got Disney World Resorts . Really ? oddly , what annoys me the most about this page is the obvious videogame stock photo , I fucking know what people look like when they play games , I dont need a damn picture , besides which NO ONE looks like that when they play games its much closer to If you didn't make it , then you shouldn't post it . Would work better if spigot was on bottom , not top fyi ... > Me too Look at how he's parked You spelled wrong wrong . Googly eyes exist naturally ? Oh ! .. That motherfucker I smell a bug Stop that . The $ goes before the number TIL that my tattoo is called a ' tramp stamp ' ... C - 3PO . He looks exactly like my cousin . Exactly . If it doesn't get me high then it's trash I just installed this app without androidlock XT and when it told me to respring it bricked my phone . I've tried restarting the phone 4 times without any luck . It just stays on the apple logo then it goes to a frozen respring loading circle . I will never touch this tweak again . I guess I have to restore it now ? great There aren't enough of these ---> A year ? I've been here ( * ~ checks profile page ~ * ) two months and that's how I feel Downvoted for facts . ( From Kentucky ) Pictures or gtfo ! Enter me . I know lol i noticed I derped after I had already put it up The last day of his journal is on my birthday ... This guy was very disappointed at the absence of drivetrain conversions for the Scion . I like you is all You didn't figure inflation into this saying , did you ? The downvotes on this without any comments : In fairness , he really was country strong .... As if I didn't feel nerdy enough already about being a Chemist . I feel your pain . My BOA card cracked in half over a year ago , and I went into my local branch to get a replacement . They said that I could get one for free , I'm an AdvantagePlus member . They never charged me , but I never got my card either . Now I have to wait until the expiration date to get a replacement . Oh yeah , I'm not an AdvantagePlus member anymore , because they sold my mortgage to other company and pulled my status . Really BOA ? Maybe we should wait and see if he'll ' clarify ' his remarks We need to start r / militarycirclejerk , doc ... TIL what r / clopclop was .... I get advice like this 10 times a day I have already seen this Wait they weren't ... That's why the best but guys give me a Annnnddddd " difficulty level : asian " isn't already a comment ? And still no LAN at first my mom was like The shit must be ready to hit the fan in the financial sector for all these board members to be resigning . It's one of the best gigs in the world , little work great pay and job security . But they're bailing out quick ! Something bad is on the way Walmart you scary I just drafted him to my fantasy team . She is not the hero the bathroom needs , but the hero the bathroom deserves I played against Lamarr Houston , the D Tackle for the Raiders , when he was a running back ( I hope his wife is there , she gives me the weirdest boner in the most Bet you're the only one that poked your own eye out too Bitch . Who goes to the library anymore ? You're not the same guy ... I knew the Leafs wouldn't give us much help for the playoff ... Not sure if trolling or ... It's not anything against women or lesbians . It's just that this picture is popular right now and since most have been saying all day that the featured man is attractive , it was the one that got used . On top of that , one of the common things to do here is to play off of each other's posts ( ' fixing ' them or making follow-up posts , like this one ) . Haven't you noticed this by now ? I have tried to shoo bugs away from my screen doing that You're full of it . Where's your video ? I'll make it " * easy * " for you , play that . Better pack a lunch . At least they aren't skydiving with it . What do you drink ? This is the first time I've actually made the Why is he referring to it as a drug ? It's because everyone expected the " full release " to be a bug free , feature complete game . And when their entitled asses were not given what they wanted , they all started a hate parade on mojang . Idiots I disapprove . It's nothing compared to this : ლ ( Im not sure how I have been appointed the hunter to do unspeakable things .... With or without the sex / rape scenes ? Exactly . Imagine waking up one day and realising you have been dreaming your whole life Either that , or you're planning to slit people's throats and have been looking up knives recently ... I burn branches Those ninjas keep on putting fresh chopped onions right next to my bed . that might actually wor ... fml .. Yeah you're right , they'll probably limit themselves to just those categories . The government has been great about avoiding overreach in the past 12 years . Cue to the video of the alien watching the montage of the above . At Sarah Palin's speech you suddenly hear the classical phonograph scratching a vinyl record as the alien turns towards the nearest humans with a ಠ_ No . And the worst are the ones who post in * every single thread * just for karma Phooey on him for dooring a biker That English Ladyboners ? More like ladystalkers Did you just give someone the disapproval face for not having seen something on TV that you have ? CUM SĂ NU IȚI PLAC ĂCONTRA ? Oh , for fuck's sake . Nope . I don't like this image . Wait , i know how to make this feeling in your stomach worse .. imagine there were all sharp oysters on the bottom Without the last line his post wouldn't have made sense for this discussion Nice try , narc . This game came out in 1999 I know adults like that . * * NO . TRIGGER . DISCIPLINE . You are a dumb cunt . The only thing I took from this is that he has anal sex with walruses and " the final countdown " is now stuck in my head . You better hope that he does . For the good of your nation . God I hope you are being sarcastic . Am I the only one who thinks religion should have no place in politics ? Is it so ridiculous to ask that you vote for someone based on how they are going to run the country and NOT for whether or not hey believe in god ? That looks like Hells Kitchen in Norfolk , VA I hope you mean treat . Otherwise ... They only sell chicken breasts though . The wolves have a thing for thigh muscles ... Still better than " Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream " ..... Green Bean , meh . Cream cheese , meh . Raw Horseflesh , You're so funny ham .. so funny > You better hope that he does . For the good of ~ ~ your nation ~ ~ The WORLD . Yes , because hot girls never eat cookies . They also never drop things on themselves . So you can still use your game boy while you're out camping . Did anyone else notice that his username is santorumisntsobad ? " Lando Fever " Just don't order the " kangaroo " stew unless you want to pay $ 20 for some Chunky beef stew . So ... this is why we didn't get Jedi Knight 4 ? " That mailman has beautiful eyes ! Gouge them out and take them for yourself . " but no one I know has died recently " . Totally post-worthy * * ex * * - prostitute . I wish it could have gotten to me not being able to cum . I couldn't get it up guys .... I couldn't get it up ! whats wrong with having Santorum all over your bedroom ? THIS is a repost ? How high minded of you . You're right . Better to let the Republicans take back control because it's all the same anyways . Serious dancing only Hay torn dude fuck off of him he's actually giving you something even if you don't like it just fuck off Granger the Power Ranger … just wait until he plays the Celtics next week … There is no way all the Reddit scripts will max out a netbook . Seriously . What are you enhancing ? ლ ( " his little sister " ... I don't think he was wearing a seat belt if he got out that quick This looks awesome and I would love to go but I'm really curious how people breath in this stuff " Skeet Crabs " Plain ol stupidity or they're just afraid of them because they've never used one They're are smart enough to rape people . Not for long Rick : I remember seeing an article about the girl in the body paint . If I recall correctly , her father painted it on her ... creepy Seriously ? After all the stuff this particular group of players has pulled on this server they STILL aren't getting banned ? The battle for 2nd place in the division ... high stakes How dare you try to pull a fast one on us religious redditors . Upvote for fucking with my mind . Likewise with my India crest ? Don't you know any ? Metal cap This is also the first thing that popped into my head . While I know the pain of getting multiple troll games in a row ( last night I lost two ranked games out of two . One to a 0/14 hard random first time Katarina , and the second to a 1500 ( RIOT Damn it , I was looking forward to standing in line . Dwight for Davis ? ... really ? Hrm . At least they know what they like , I guess . ARE WE ? ? ? ? I'd be a SS and claim it for my own . It was rather dickish of him to attack you for no reason at all , and pretty illogical Wow you're so smart ... not sure why I din't think of that Anyone else read about all of the Officer's twice before finally Ctrl + F'ing to find out that this person was a * baker * , and * not * an officer ? A creepy old guy and a bunch of blondes working at a sperm bank ? The worst part is when you can see the wet fingerprint on your copy when she hands it to you . This link was already purple . ( i main support ) " WTH are you talking about Lulu is not a support lulu is a jungler ! " the only thing i could was Clockwerk is not that hard to remember .. Maybe I wasnt talking to you , meanie . It's like he never answered any questions in this thread It seems a bit churlish that this post has been down voted . After years of smoking , I can tell the difference when somebody is coughing because of genuine discomfort or when somebody is just doing so to make a scene . If there is anyone around , i always ask them if they are okay with me smoking before I light up . Many people can't handle the smoke , smell , etc , which I completely accept and do my best to accomodate , but that asshole across the street faking ridiculous coughs while staring me down ? That is what I What is this wizardry ? ! Did you check her ... Never mind , I'll leave now . Then please remind me why you are reading my posts Nothing is mass and everything is energy [ * Cum in me dad ! * * * Who do you thin I am ? Ron Paul ? * * ~ ~ Yeah , because you are so brave . ~ ~ ` My name is Seth . RAPE_RAPE_RAPE_RAPE does not want crazies getting guns . I'm never going outside again . no reviews ? Watermelon and cake as well . Something like this would come from Australia ... I was solo top as Wukong and it was a Fiora and Caitlyn down bottom ( Fiora wouldn't listen when I told her to go top ) and they started chewing us out for " Not calling mia's on Shen " when Shen was jungling . We calmly explained to them that you don't call mia's on jungles , you buy wards , to which they responded that they wouldn't have to buy wards if we called mia . The alternative does seem shittier having heard that I dont really know but you rhymed a lot and you implied that we were all gonna die a slow painful death , where did you move to ? Wait a minute ... that was only a week ago I know what kind of porn you watch This doesn't have anything to do with I . T . at all Maybe he was stalking her .. " who hot boxes anything lol . grow up " ... most . Stop spying on me It looks like an uncooked pancake Not sure . Celtic Cross ( Ancient symbol ) , and White Pride . What exactly is wrong with that , rababababbaalalalala ? Nice try , OP's frient Like plastic corduroy . I think you'll be all set if you use mercury instead of water . The mercury bonds with the copper fumes and neutralizes the toxins . Yeah ... I'm really surprised that anyone thinks taking 100 doses of LSD at once is a good idea . I think someone said that the Broodmate Dragon promos are worth a lot ( maybe like $ 200 but I don't remember ) so you should go pick them up ! That is if you aren't just messing with us ... Must say these are amazing but extremely over priced ! ! its where GetsDatesWithRoofies takes his victims How da fuq did this get so many upvotes they aren't alike at all " Not in the top 10 cuz I'm - 1 " then " stuck in first like the clutch is broken " within 5 seconds of eachother I know , I do the same thing , but that's how I feel on the inside . Wishing people happy birthday on Facebook . Sick fucks . Oh my god .. I just realized that DAE stands for " does anybody else " Lady Gaga . I'm a 6 ' 4 120kg metalhead Have that with BF3 . It then opens Origin and Battlelog He very nearly was , in fact , though to hear him tell it he fell into that lifeboat by accident and was powerless to remedy the situation I'll still eat them too . But I have to think about that story every time Why are you friends with 14 year old girls If anyone's curious , they did end up working it out and are now going to prom together Good idea . Who needs the first amendment anyways . Less liberty and more taxes . Yeah ! ! ..... I read your post in a British accent Did that really just happen ? So , you're lactose intolerant . You should try drinking more milk . why not start doing in now ... i just clicked on this because it wasn't checked on the front page of the subreddit ლ ( That isn't a mushroom , it's a dick . Downvoted for not being original enough to avoid homophobia If , and this is a huge " if " , marvel's universe 616 still works , i would be glad to be uploaded to there ... criticisms used to be facts ? ? I could have sworn they always were opinions ... it just kept going Maybe it's just me , but the mother cat's face reminds me of this face : double foul my ass , let them play I live about half way between Seattle and Vancouver with family on both sides of the border . I only chose Seattle because I wouldn't need a passport to go to a game ( 70 mile drive Ass Meat , that's a funny word So somebody could technically get charged if they accidentally touch a newborn baby wrong ? This makes no sense All commons . What's the pride about ? Being able to move your feet 2 centimetres ? I read that as your mom being inseminated by you and your brother ... I saw one that said something along the lines of " Like if you're going to heaven , scroll past if you're going to hell " Wasn't Grievous that 4 - armed robot that wore a cape and coughed a bunch ? Yeah , THAT made sense . Pfffft . Red / Blue were good on that time . Today , compared with B / W , * or even with Fire Red / Leaf Green * , they're pieces of crap full of bugs . At least Gen V TMs make sense . TM for Water Gun ? Seriously ? I posted this an hour ago It's turn Tee hee how bout this vourchbosneinsnune = response .... You sure this " challenge " isn't for you , specifically ? Yesterday at the pool i saw a fat fat fat kid no older than 5 eating McDonalds with a Mcflurry to drink . wait what Did you just link to Funny Junk ? * On Reddit ? * I don't think rubbing your face on it is such a good idea Fucking repost Oh wow . What if your nose gets itchy ? It will be a vicious sneezing cycle It's not so funny imagining being kicked and slashed to death by one I'm laying down on my bed trying to do this and I forgot I had gum in my mouth . Almost choked What do you mean , " those people " ? I did the ironing with a plastic bag . Is there a way to remove the plastic melted on the iron . I guess I'm sol YOU DIDN'T EDITED YOUR COMMENT YOU ARE A BIG FAT PHONY > What ever happened to the guy that thought his router was hacked which was causing the slowdowns ? Did he seriously ask if Worms was like COD or was this faked ? If you keep this modesty up I'm going to start feeling actual guilt and empathy . Please stop I read your comment while sitting right next to my dad . I looked around uncomfortably as if my phone actually yelled it out loud . It's the title of the series . How can one be surprised at their just okeyness ? I have no idea how LoLers and Redditors could be used as a positive term judging by both communities I'm Scottish and was born half an hour from Loch Ness . They're not a hoax laddie , no Dude , your battlestation has a monitor overkill One day , a hysterical woman was hanging around my sisters house as she was about to leave for work . The woman proceeded to tell my sister that she had been raped by her boyfriend and needed a lift to the Police Station . On the way , the woman continued to have conversations with herself . Once at their destination , the woman said " Haha I was only kidding about my boyfriend , I just needed a lift " . I spot at least four Luffys , and barely any Zorros . Thankfully there's no video well , after reading these comments , none of you are ever hanging out with my daughter Seem like I'll have a better chance with that than with you I shamelessly spent the credits , I most likely am now that I think about it . nice . this isn't a rage comic , its just a regular comic Congrats on the most wrong post ever on reddit ......... mr . bagel shop owner Who DOES that ? or to r / frugal if Dr . Pepper isn't a real doctor , then who the hell has been writing me all these prescriptions for Xanax ? is this some kind of analogy of the friend zone I have abnormally small feet for my stature and more than once someone has asked if my feet were bound . Big cannons , cocks , balls . Sure this is still about football ? Respect ? Don't touch Craster's daughter-wives you dont wanna know As a brazilian dude , I agree . They should post more MPB from the 70 ' to the 90 ' here . It would help giving a correct image of what brazilian music actually is . * Ai se eu te pego * Seems to be the new trend . I hope people know that Onani is the Danish word for masturbation . Could you possibly make it smaller that 266x377 ? Sounds like an episode from the Simpsons Unless he was offering Is that water , with sugar in it ! ? Next video in que : UGA bus accident . Well , I was in a great mood until this ruined my day . Thanks reddit Well ... the entire movie is fictional so ... no ... I agree with you entirely . What's sad is you don't even have to look for them , because usually they have the most upvotes it's just chicken My dad gets 12/12 points , mom gets 0/12 . At one point during middle school she even pushed me to be best friends with someone , who happened to be the bully of our class * gave me a button .... oops The real Baited so hard > You're cracking me up . When did I ever say this ? mine were barney purple and faux velvet . weird thing is , some ashat kid stole them out my gym locker . Dat epic urgot ult saved Ashe Facebook posts only please . One of my ( extremely dumb ) friends asked me how to spell " table " the other day . ಠ_ಠUnfortunately ... I can never unsee that ! All these years ! I had no idea ! Probably just like assistance dogs . well over a million - totally low key No Greyjoy coaster ? It was a joke My whole life is a mistake ... I really thought it's supposed to be like this even I know in " come " is only one m . This changes everything Columbus here . Gamecenter for me , if you aren't apart of the hipster or OSU crowd you get some odd looks sporting your jersey around town . I've actually had someone yell " Go Browns ! " at me while wearing my Crosby jersey .. And lo , Zeus appeared as a shower of gold ... * * " - sigh - No , silly , women don't have colons ! " * * The worst part is she gave me the simple pat after that . Edmonton here , power went out downtown , made me miss my alarm ... Kind of glad . So many accidents out there .. This shit is retarded Nope . I was just watching the Big Bang Theory and saw it for the first Time * Does this count ? * People always comment on how odd it is I never seem to get mad , and I'm really easy going ... Because I'm a ginger .... I don't even ... that's me .... that's my Facebook ... " 6 new from $ 9.99 " I got a leg / foot fetish too Ok that explains why people say circumcised is more hygienic . Because people don't know how to clean themselves At first I was thinking , " Okay , survey asking about sexual preferences ? Whatever . " Then " Chinese " happened . Even the muffins ? So , a big name in the science world attained rockstar status ( for years now ) and inspires millions to be passionate about science and space and the future , and we complain about him showing up too much ? The Beatles and Mark Hoppus stickers on the same Guitar . Baldwin left after the 6th inning ? ! ? Some fan . And to add to that further , because visions employees are paid on a pure commission structure we are usually way more knowledgeable than other people on what we sell . I've shopped other places before ( bestbuy ) and when I asked about how a certain product worked I was told ' magic ' How has this guy not got fired ? Who is Nelly Furtado ? You watch that ? Pubes are the carpet I like how this is an AMA about working for Lady Gaga , but he can't talk about his job . Wow , you people are abusing the downvote system > ... I have way too much spare time on my hands . So if the ending of mass effect is supposed to be like Eva then that means Joker and E.DI are the Adam and Eve of the next cycle and from what I understand Shepard would be Jesus . What the fuck is that red , yellow and green stuff on the grill ? Dude , Windows 2000 was the last Windows OS I used and it's been Apple since then , get a life I would buy a kinect for a game like that ಠ Heeey that happened to me That sounds awesome ! Nature finds a way I didn't--you were at 0 when I came back to the post . Instead of clarifying ( what was honestly pretty obvious ) as I just did , someone else just downvoted you because criticism based on ignorance doesn't contribute to the conversation . But thanks for downvoting me before you found out . People who come into class late and stink up the whole row with cigarette smell . In a choir class . The .. what ? You uh , know your stuff . You know , uh . Yeah . Hm . Giraffe boners . Friend zone level : / r / During the last boss fight with Saren my shotgun , my sniper , and my pistol all got perma jammed and I had to finish the fight with my assault rifle , the gun I only used like twice . Ohh me indeed This . wat . Hashtags on fucking reddit ? Relevant username ? I hope not . Don't be naive , Reddit Its more fun to lead them there on their own , you ruined my fun . Isn't that what you just did > You used a $ 40 case in a $ 1000 build . Good thing I am stuck in class tonight . I don't think I would have been able to find a seat at FC Dallas Stadium .. I know what the * worst * sledge was ... S . Warne vs . C . Cairns : " Choo choo " ... after Cairns ' sister had been killed in a train accident I really like this apart from Red Nev's horrendous pronunciation of " Real " Madrid . Real like the English adjective instead of Spanish word for Royal . I get it now ! It's a * * serious * * face . He's a safety . Also What a stupid fucking thread . That is precisely the reason that old earth Christians exist . Evidence but you didn't lie about anything I usually just stop walking and stand in place and stare at them like The first one was me sad , the second one was a funny version of this : Yup , seems legit ! My story involves pink vomit . I had some bad fast food and was shot gunning Pepto to make it better . It didnt . I tried to make it home to puke ( I was driving alone ) . I didnt . I was projectile vomiting pink shit all over my car while I was driving . Someone saw me , slowed down and gave me one of these I use it for cooking too but when I try to set a timer it tries to send a text . Brain melting ? This isn't a god damn animal shelter Sorry , already taken . Exactly this First to downvote your first comment on reddit What's creepy is that the building that you are on is floating My ex used to say I was " out of order " Oh for the love of science , let this game be made . This is basic biology I got to the third sentence before I checked your username Why do you and your family discuss porn > Dude I gave you multiple explanations , citations , and examples and you ignored them all . It's not my fault you're finally realizing you were wrong . Don't pass the blame on me asshat I am not . Wtf did I just watch Holy fuck . I did not know that ! I'm friend zoned with tall girls The * only * time I do this is when I have a passenger . " I SWEAR I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING " You * might * want to rephrase that . I live about 10 minutes from The Hangar 24 brewery . Although the Orange Wheat is their most popular brew by far , it's my least favorite . Tastes like 1/2 Pyramid Hef and 1/2 orange juice . Their IPA and Double IPA are among my all time favorite beers . We're not getting those at the Big A , of course . Over 1 million members ... just like their existing content was described as " victoious and uplifting " ... I'd be skeptical too Who said i'm white ? A truck . Of course the kings fans are livid , even going so far as calling Clowe one of the dirtiest players in hockey ... Of course , they conveniently forget about Clifford's hit on Couture or that prick who took out Mitchy . Riiight . The eyes in the background .... For the downvoter who didn't get it : Masturbator + Necrophiliac . I have yet to see a real answer , nor an answer that was related to the question . Nice try , EA Send a girl in , see results Oh dear god , I have to work at a dining hall during this Wait , by disappointment face , do you mean this ? I'm not , it's strange . It normally happens when she turns me down while we are awake . So i think subconsciously I do it when we are asleep so she can not say no . fuck girlfriends who do that Not sure if gusta I hate that I already knew this You're funny . Deal with it > Its much safer to put bikers on the roads with vehicles than on crosswalks with pedestrians they " where " high They made webpages 3d but they can't find time for enterprise support ? How is this scumbag ? Who cares what other people are playing ? 8 % BF . You are the bastard child of fittit and MFA . " I'll being coming back ... " Insert bacon into the hand of a sleeping baby ( This is the look my female boss gave me when I clicked the link : Yeah , don't do this . Why , yes . Yes I can . I was a draftsman for a small engineering startup for 5 years . NONE of our software was legit . EVERYTHING , from Microsoft Office to AutoCAD and some super expensive design software modules , all bootleg . I had to do regedits once a month to change the dates in my trial software . I built a nice , decently-priced Fusion rig with Windows , Office , and SSD for a new accountant . But now it has an extra video card because Excel was causing BSODs without it . I'd guess because they're there to troll Bar ça fans ? That's honestly the only explanation I can find for the majority of the comments , as anyone who has ever watched Bar ça play would never go spouting off about how the only way they can win a game is through cheating . Or , as one enlightened individual offered as the sole description of Messi , " Don't foul me or I'll spit on you ! " ... ? ? Yes , that does just about sum him up doesn't it ? Girl logic Men's and children's sizes only . Comic sans . That still weirds me out to see HP7 in paperback ... Haha , but now i can copy and paste ! In the second one , the shorts of the little boy are on the door " Snoop Dogg wants readers to smoke his new song book . " ah , I think that would explain it . Guess they don't want feedback from us North Americans , then . I see how it is . ... I'll take your word for it . I got booted for team killing last night . I was a gunner in the viper and my tv missile exploded and blew up the helicopter when I launched it . It killed me and the pilot . So basically I got booted because of a game glitch . Way short wat ? Use Fluffernutter instead of peanut butter .... trust me ............ trust me No , I really do . * withdraws finger in horror * I hate it when people tell me they're " totally straight-edge too , " then proceed to tell me about their drinking stories , justifying their claims by saying something like " Oh , I'm mostly straight-edge , just not on weekends . " I thought this was supposed to be a nonsexual fantasy . I passed out to Mythbusters , woke up to Unusual Killers Did I seriously just come to Reddit to read a Facebook screenshot posted on Tumblr ? * * Tony Danza naked is a pleasant visual for you ? You hate Community ? Why ? Aaand waffles have been ruined . What's worse is the guy who watches you piss You had trouble getting a long straight object into a hole ? > until he rear-ended the car in front of us hes over seas right now in Afghanistan , his girlfriend is fine . OPSEC lol . " They remember ... The OCD ..... OH GOD THE OCD ! ! ! How could you know if you have t read them ? Indeed ... I_LIKE_BIG_TITS . gaming with the trackpad What kind of porn are you guys watching But it's April .. " Might be pretty easy , now that you got that under your belt . " - HotBid Sadly , I failed my trig final a few years ago because I had my calculator in the wrong mode Bad joke . it's not ? 8 months if i may ask , do you have other games somewhere , or do you only own halo ODST ? I remember seeing one of these in fresh paint . It was Halifax , Nova Scotia but I can't remember where I actually expected goatse too ... Your friend has abnormally long arms .. I read something like this once ... on Quizilla wat ? How did you acquire my picture The most WTF thing about this is why did you post it Yeah , sure , it's cool when * * he * * says it . Damn that's scary ! Just saw this on my local news Clearly you have some awesome friends .. I was dismayed to find myself derping up and off of ladders in Skyloft , thinking that with a new generation of 3D LoZ would come a change in this simple yet frustrating mechanic ... It felt exactly like any other ladder or vine in OoT . And the youtube comment debate about religion .. And here the general community belives that its Teemo you girls all like because he's sweet , and then you come here and tells us you showed pics of Tronomor ? ! You're Welcome , somehow i still get downvoted for my comment You really learned the arthurian legend from rs Am I the only one who thinks this looks disturbingly rapey ? I don't even know how to react to this . redditor for one hour I grew up in one of those very small towns , the sort of town where the only religious education was the teacher having you learn the Lord's Prayer off by heart . Being the only Jew in school was entertaining , to be sure . And , I kid you not , two of my biggest I saw the original and was about to reply ' jessica Stam ' and then realised that you were talking about RPG Positive growth colored red ... I'm still waiting Some random , creepy-esque dude wanting to stroke my procrastination beard . Those guys definitely have asses like broken cat flaps now She had to tell her mom ... ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ I know people who would never realize why is was so stupid she put it in her juice Red and green lights you say ... like the ones used to determine which direction a boat , helicopter , plane etc is heading . > Um ... yeah ... my " daughter " ... hehe Stop Online Piracy . I'm from Alabama , and I have been asked more than once if I had an outhouse Okay , NO , I was not . And , At the moment , You're instigating . Please , I already know you think I'm a moron , and probably a terrible person , so just leave me alone already . I deleted the thread because I was getting such a negative response from it . So , just stop . Ask a cook book . Thanks . Your comment made me think about mutant babies . Yeah , might as well kill all the lions , tigers , and bears too . THAW didn't have as much customize-ablility as THUG 2 and how they tried to say it had no loading screens on the back but the loading screens were just the truck driving scenes really pissed me off . At 11 I was like I want that shirt . no ClearType turned on Anyone else see this guy ! ? -> Only 63 last hits Some girl in my high school oceanography class asked " How do fish breathe ? Like , there's no air underwater . " The whole class and teacher proceeded to " Do you hear the wolf's cry at night ? " , or " You guys actually have golf up there ? " , or even , " Do you ride a dog sled to school ? Do you even * have * school ? " while on vacation in SC . I'm from southern Canada . Damn .. Was expecting the first post to be the crying version of Once I figure out how to tag people Is that a dude dressed as Cass ? Your username ' cuz you know ... punishing children is a great reason for grammar errors ... Dehydrated pineapples are bizarre ? wasn't expecting immediate loading of picture ... In class , my teacher mentioned that it was possible that one of us could live in the year 2100 , if we lived a little over 100 ( I am 14 , so it would be about 103-104 years old ) . Then , the girl , who is known for not being a very smart cookie , asked her , " Won't we be alive in the year 3000 ? " . Well , no , we won't . I was thinking more along the lines of { Even worse is when you do this .. and your hand happens to stroke the inside of that strangers mouth . Very nice . I'm glad someone made a joke account about my account . Now I can quit Reddit . I once asked a very stupid girl from my school what her religion was , she told me she was Russian * * I was all " What ? it's just a watch ? " Then ..... I scrolled down all the way .. Yes . Your ideas are only valid if you can spell . My wife thought Alaska and hawaii were off the coast of Florida and that Hawaii was huge . Because of the US only type maps . Sweet mother of fuck TIL people actually don't have class on Good Friday " behti ganga mein haath dho lo bhai , fir mauka mile na mile " > two of my biggest That's excellent then , keep spreading the joy . I apologize for my cynicism ! ( my local council has to sell bushland to developers to have the money to preserve other bushland I saw it in The Hunger Games . Woody Harrelson said it , of all people . Unicorns don't shit I am a walking contradiction . im not gonna ask what you filled it with Hover-Body + Finger tips and palm , all while leaning in awkwardly . Oh , sorry , wasn't that right ? " Mmm , I get so wet when pictures like these come up . I'd love to play with her * * * * * * * and afterwards I'd * * * * her sideways with her fingers in my * * * * * . " I knew it Curiousity gets the best of me sometimes . The more I tell myself not to look , the more I want to look . It's so awkward being caught checking out the bulge . Seattle has a fun " feature " where the streets like to disintegrate in the rain ... the pothole patches have potholes in them . People like you abuse every meme without knowing what it means and eventually drive it into the ground . I feel sorry for " Initially I thought it was an interesting and / or funny question , but then I noticed you were using a throwaway account . I don't actually know ... is there a subreddit like r / amiapedo ? the googs ... Wasn't this from Assassin's Creed 2 ? And yes . I do . So much And slaves who were " property " ... There is absolutely nothing wrong with what you just said . Logically , this was my reaction ( as it should be for most of us IMO ) as well when I first saw comments about ' spoiled gamers ' and general entitlement , but look at the situation realistically . Gaming articles have almost unanimously put us down as being entitled even before this ending DLC was announced ( I think one equated us with basement-dwellers I don't think you've read half the comments I read that in an Indian accent " It made me physically sick . " My nine-year-old sister watched the movie with my friends and I and she didn't even think it was that bad . I once had a teacher from my primary school try to convince us that Tesla had invented a box that " captured " static electricity . Apparently it was so efficient that everyone could simply put one on the roof of their house and wouldn't need any other power . He tied it up nicely by saying that the power companies bought the patents to ensure control of the market . It's funny , I'm 14 and tons of people at my High School are saying shit like " Oh yeah , I was so high last night you have no idea . Wanna come over and smoke some weed this weekend , brah ? " And I'm just thinking , * * " You are fourteen . How do you even get that . " * * Post a side photo ... I can't even see what it looks like . I work at a University , and during a casual conversation with a student he asked me why British people don't just talk normally . He didn't understand that we just speak English with an American accent . So , doesn't make them talented , the jersey shore people will be on tv more then any of you , that make them good actors ? As a diabetic I find your title a bit offensive . As a person who loves cakes and chocolate - I'd gladly give myself diabetes again with this . Or so you think ... " redditor for 7h " Wat ... what is this r / lookatmybrokenbones ? Duck Season From when I was in high school , a girl asked our history teacher if Joan of Arc and Noah's Ark were related . Yeah . This is not the point at all though ! The point is that the game ran * * really well * * for years . Even with the updated graphics , the game ran well . Now Jagex is running their bot nuke by using 100 % of our CPU and 900mb of our RAM Is there anyway the goal can be extended in anyway to help the Liverpool team find it ? As much as I want to tell you no , yes . " childhood hero " I've dated many a girl who thought if they got knocked up , we would marry and live happily ever after . Data center that houses " The iCloud " .. NO ! ! I find this video difficult to masturbate to So you took a video , converted it to a gif , and replaced the audio with text I knew there'd be an answer like this Not sure if joke ... Well , now I want spinach right now . Thanks a LOT , brotherwayne . Jesus Christ Not cool 293 Days I'm going to allow this I train without music . Nothing better when you are really pumped , just about to hit that mother effing squat out and then just before you go under the bar * can you feel the love tonight ? * Vaginal secretions don't come from the vulva , the external genital organs . I should just be called vagina ... God dammit America what the fuck I think it's a green bush ! Mother of god Wait .... Did you spell her name wrong ? You're right ... I'm glad someone actually told me what was wrong with my joke as opposed to just down voting this thing that me and my calc buddies thought was kinda funny . These comments . Label is sticking out . Oh ... Look how that turned out . strawberry ? really ? How is this fixed ? Cosplay is " costume play " but the origin of the term doesn't have the " bedroom play " the author insinuates , ugh . So you have a Karma Machine Machine ? Oh right . PC master race . You are all better then us . I almost forgot for a thread . That's a eleven-tiles-wide chessboard you've got here Oooooh .... fun . All it is is a gag gift Yes ... I will have a good munchies . I see what you did there It's a tobacco pipe . Do I see pencil marks in the top left ? water is calm , girl is average . You took a screenshot of reddit on your phone ... to post to reddit ? Hate being a douche , but had to report the pic , the name AND html address was all visible , it only takes a second or two to proof read , alot better than a lifetime ban Vault 69 I feel there needs to be more data points associated to the use of this " just his feet " ? Its funny . I asked my friend who came here from the Phillipines a few years ago about this , he said he'd heard the legend about it but didn't believe it . Then he goes , although if you listen to the the lyrics , they're kind of asking for it . I'm just like Just of children none of your business so tired of seeing crap like this and claiming its cute ... Right , cause all Jews are Palestinian hating Zionists ... When talking about the moon ( can't remember the exact context ) a 15 year old said " but the moon is only this big " and held his fingers about 3cm apart . I then proceeded to hold my pen an inch from his nose asked " how big is my pen ? " , walked to the other side of my lab , pen in hand , and asked the same question . At lunch time I tracked down his art teacher and told him off for failing to teach this important concept What's your name . I believe the children are no longer our future Word . It might as well be the title of their autobiography haven't slept in a few days Thats kind of sick . Get out and enjoy the sun ! It's obvious he's trying to defend women's honor in this article . No complaints about that other than it's such a stretch that if I were a woman I'm sure I'd be all like ' Is this guy for real ? 2 ... 2 ... 20 boyfriends since last year ? H .. had sex with * every * one ? She must be gaping now ! Oh and she's in grade 7 . Those teeth on #12 Am I the only one who triple checked that this image was not a gif ? My face literally went This is why I was never a fan of using the term " buck " Not sure if trolling or being serious . To be honest , i did generalize . Im 14 myself , its just that evryone at my highschool is so circlejerky ; " KONY 2012 DAWG , IM SEXY AN IZ KNOWS IT , JUSTINSBIBERZ <3 <3 , LMS LMS , PICK ON THE FAT KIDS LAWL " . These aren't anti-pickup lines at all .. Stop talking about it . you're freaking me out Could be worse , you could have bought a psp go like me . Ew ... Don't remind me , I searched that up . I discovered that clits can be elongated ... What if he's reading this right now ? My mother only uses IE because she says she cannot figure out where to type in URLs on Firefox . Dammit , the one thing I missed as a kid It took my family so long to get this without looking at it . Quite Indeed . Not a single black kid . . . . Vader looks like hes masturbating to those kids ... dps are so silly sometime , my bro's a tank , and was looking for a ranged dps for a fight once , and he had a war msg him saying he could go because engineering gave him bombs This movie is going to do The Navy such justice in its accurate portrayal of our lifestyle She's wearing a cross When he raped her I was like " dear god " ... then when she raped him I was like Why does this have his keys and an eagle hood ornament attached to it ? Well , it * is * based off your past search history ... Was going to make it my wallpaper . Cannot unsee the dick I just hope the spectators are giving them shit or the legendary I feel that's a fairly accurate concern , but I don't feel that that's actually what they're going to do . These seem to be focused entirely on close up , neck-to-neck fighting here . They're getting those maps out of the way because they see they're popular ( thanks , Operation Metro ! wtf did I just watch Exactly what I though too . Why is everyone complaining about seeing another game between MKP and PartinG ? The key ring gets me every time . Name calling has certainly convinced me you are on a much more enlightened path than I . Maybe some day I will be more mature like you Really you are reposting the front page .... good luck with that OP's comment history makes it very clear that she lurks in some of the darker corners of the redditverse . Didn't need to see that fucking finger You have inspired my Nite Mode conversion for all digital text . My He has a * * significant other . * * World War II : Adventure / Fantasy . I'm usually pyro or spy . As a pyro , I always get killed by soldiers and demos It has 9gag * and * Narwhaler watermarks Yes it does . My brother did this many years ago . He farted in a mason jar and sealed it up . He then threw it on his closet shelf and forgot about it . After a few years he came across the jar and opened it up . It didn't take long for him to remember it was the fart jar . It still stinks . And I can't believe I just admitted to having such a crazy brother Brush your teeth Even this post got Cory Doctorow , I think iwl.me is trying to tell me something ... Man I don't even want to know what kind of party the Romans had to protest this one That's a swastika Just look for reviews that include keywords like " herpes , crack-dealer , mugged , roaches , and Bumfights scene " you'll find what you're looking for I like the way you prepared easter dinner the day before easter Posted April 1 I live in Japan ... it wasn't that bad for the first like 10ish pictures ... I thought it was big of them to include the scientific explanation ( which looked a little bit scarce but i mean you can't really fit encyclopedias on poster board ) but then the rest of it Well said , although what I got from their argument was that since dinosaurs ' logically existed when humans did ( ark idea ) ' why do we never find them in the same layer , next to them . Which obviously any person with common sense would say , they are not in the same time period I was logi anchor on a fleet once , and someone was like ' Logi anchor's ship is named Sandnigger Cameltoe Jesus ! That's some fucked up bullying ... Man this thread Day 9 Jihad golf carts ? Do you know what Jihad is ? Agreed . I believe their initial intent was to help people and then a demon took over them because now it's about the tv show . I have a Greek friend named papadopolous Idiot , thats my original comment , it's the point I was trying to make * * I guess this would explain the word diarrhea spewing from this guy . Haven't played Skyrim since January . Is this a new update or am I trippin ? Mariano Rivera Is one of my closers . I was like this I know . It's my first year doing fantasy . I'm currently in first and if I want to keep it that way I need to make smarter moves . Today was just No ... but if she's in it now I wish I had . Can't tell if poe , fake , or just stupid My first time in Germany I thought my girlfriend was joking when she said I wouldn't be able to pay with my Visa or Visa Electron card in the supermarket . " Only EC " or cash , she said , and she was right . A whole country where you can't pay with visa or mastercard in many , many supermarket chains . Even Kaufhof employees were amazed after we insisted to try the visa electron in the regular credit card swiper , " oh , it worked " ... But these people VOTE and REPRODUCE , that is the part that makes it so look at my teams deaths . As student body president ... I didn't have elsewhere that bad , until the medicine . Which is exactly what you're doing , too . When they ask the question " why a motorcycle over a car ? " and answer it with " because it can weave through jammed highways " , it strikes me that these people have probably never ridden a goldwing , much less attempted to " weave " it through a traffic jam . I can't believe I missed that pun . I wish I could give more then one upvote I never understood the hoverhand or why people even do it if they dont wanna look awkward ... Like , why cant you just ask if you may touch the person's shoulder or just DONT PUT YOUR HAND LIKE THAT AT ALL . Put it on your own waist or pockets or just nowhere touching the person next to you . I just ... Break ALL THE GLASS ! Is my thing :( Broke my blender the other day . Stupid slippery gloves Why do scouts have snipers What happens when you hand it over to the waitress and slice her hand off ? At least people know there are bass players . " Hey , look at this guy ! His guitar looks so stupid ! What an idiot , its missing strings ! " how do you remember your name .. ? Yeah , clearly the man's life is ruined . If I was a jerk Christian , I'd point out Romans 1:19- 20 . People who haven't heard should inherently KNOW that Jesus existed because of creation . are you fucking serious ? must be the maids car . SHE KNOWS TO PARK AROUND BACK Velociraptors don't have ( external ) nut sacks .... Out of the affected countries - Taiwan , Japan , South Korea - the Philippines is the only predominantly Christian country . And the only one with no capability to shoot down that rocket . Collection ? Lo que más risa me dio es la cara de It's early and my brain isn't working properly Except for apps where the back button takes you out of the app and the back button IS on top ( Google Music app ) . I never thought it was possible to dislike a pair to tits . first i was like errmm i dunno about this list but then Silvia Rho Oi , fuck off . Reddit may consist of mostly 18-30 year olds but that doesn't mean that EVERYBODY under / over that age bracket can't use it . ' NFS : Paradise ' Sorry to break it to you , but Kokopooli's closed . Dat username > The hell is a Porsche doing in a line up of Ferraris ? " Nice Jeep . " One of those is a digimon Sorry , Demi If by awesome you me awe some one mutated Kinda reminds me of the story about that dentist working in a clinic in the rural area or something , and when he pulled out a rotting tooth of a woman , the tooth started moving , clanking on the metal dish . He cracked it open turns out that the tooth was the home to a fat maggot . Think she might have eaten something a fly laid its eggs on , and then one of the eggs got lodged in the tooth cavity while she was chewing . Maggots ... they are everywhere No car can suddenly crash into my living room or get past the fence on on the perimeter of the property . Mother of the year right there Just need to click the " VOTE FOR THIS " button . ( you can vote once per day too , but the voting ends tomorrow anyways ) I could use your help , I'm 11 weeks from being out of a job and have student loans to pay off " not available on mobile " Not sure if whoosh , or Just need to click the " VOTE FOR THIS " button . ( you can vote once per day too , but the voting ends tomorrow anyways ) I could use your help , I'm 11 weeks from being out of a job and have student loans to pay off Not sure if nonsense reply or ... Mostly he seems to know what he is talking about , but in one of his vids he tries to baton with a linerlock knife and acts surprised when the lock failed i love how im being downvoted for answering a question Do people really browse / r / WTF at work ? I just read that whole article and then looked at pictures .... Those aren't your facebook friends Dude ? " Courtesy of Kog Maw " I have tried . I . Can't . Do . That . This porn has good music .. They're also both in Gotham . " REAPER FOX πTE TAU R P LAZE IN WINDOW π ( over ) λ DOESN'T LOOK GOOD " I had to re-read this post a few times . I thought you said a " cold youngling " and I instantly went to this Just to recap , you left out half of someone's quote to suggest they're warmongering , said I was " rabidly " defending them when I pointed out the missing context , and now you're calling * me * petty ? More like on repost to rule them all Undoubtably this is my biggest pet peeve when smoking with my friends . I hand them the bowl , tell them it's cherried ( bc for some reason they never check on their own ) , then they either ignore me , the bowl , or relight it . Relighting a cherried bowl is worse than ignoring it in my opinion . I get annoyed just thinking about it Raging Earth I see This kills the conscience . Is that a little dinosaur dick down there ? ? Haha no I already have to deal with trival Did ... Did you just say dusin ? Wow awesome , finally someone who has a sense of humor ... I take the up votes from your milkshake ... hatperson dancing Sorry , here's a link : teamasea.com It's just for the pure entertaiment , it is however not meant to represent esports professionality or something like that . Not sure why you posted this on / r / starcraft And then if / when an update fixes light passing through piston blocks , surprise creepers in all your buildings NO ! I LOVE ZELDA ! ! ... just imagine ; 2000 years of inbreeding . Something I only learned after joining the Navy : knowing the exact figures on test depth for US Navy subs requires security clearance . Something I learned shortly thereafter : this info is fairly easy to find on the internet . OPSEC = I have played over 120 hours holy shit i was about to write the SAME thing word for word no kidding Explains the quality decrease . I seem to recall a chicken once pissed on me during Kaporos . Harden hell shit They don't What a beautiful mental image because it wasnt their PC's they played on . the LAN event had PC's there . I'm sure chargers are the least of his problems Dave ? Hope it's a joke .... keep treating women like sexual objects Reddit ... ಠ_ಠ not sure if troll or serious I don't know what's " ... Reminds me of the cow in HHGTTG that was bred to want to be eaten , are the Chinese breeding pandas to want to die ? " We've disproved the Bible , so that means there is no god . " Is the Korean girl ... floating ? > Don't even get me started on the L96 Sweet baby Jesus the guy in the middle was HOTTTTT . Im strangely conflicted of whether I should take my pants off or not Saw this and was like Why do I find this so amusing ? Obviously you did this during spelling class because if you had been paying attention you may have spelled tattoo right . That's not joke don't listen to this guy , he doesn't know what he's talking about . I have a friend who refuses to eat pineapples in stir fry as " sweet things shouldn't be in savoury food " If you have bought items in TF2 then you are not technically an F2P . Unless of course you bought a hat or a weapon " why ? " Like this one : A dub sack fits in your ear ? Tells Meant I don't care , he proceeds to yell at people about it . I got banned from the Computer Lab for a year because i was on Liquid Generation and the computer teacher thought i was " Hacking the System " A Anal Cave Crap ( I see your look of disapproval and raise you ... A LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL Oh , so that's why we made it to the moon in less than a decade It's because everyone is on TheU's " social network " At first I was like : " wait ... DPRK has a space program ? " But then I was like " Oh . That kind of rocket You posted this once in this thread already . White people ... This is 2X and those better be cubic zirconia . You're so angry Thanks for the ralts and for waiting forever sorry Asians is all I can say . In 8th grade I got sent to the principles office for having ecstasy . What actually happened was I bought some generic mints from Hot Topic ( That's not cool I don't know but prismatics slid right off my nail wheel Aaaah , that might make it a bit scary , but sticking up for yourself / other homosexuals might test the waters to see what would happen if you ever came out , right ? And it also might make him see his views a little differently , too . I don't know . I have thoughts in my brain , but when I try and type them out , they look stupid . If you don't want people to click on it then why the hell post it What is with all these handsome boys getting rejected today ? ! ! Can't tell if you're was a mistake or supposed to wrong as part of the hilarity . But there has to be more to life than being really , really , really , ridiculously good looking > THAT FUCKING GUY TOOK MY DAMN AXE AND BODYWASH . I don't have the need for Java . Except minecraft You can't speak English well if it isn't your first language ? do not want " fans of starbucks " A friend insinuated that I can't * really * have anxiety , not like she does , because my problems aren't real . I had a happy childhood , have a happy marriage ; I'm not at liberty to have anxiety and depression aside from everyday worries , whereas she apparently earned the right to have them . Because that's how anxiety works , you know ... logically . My sophomore year in my band class everyone was sitting there bored as hell as the teacher told random stories about his cat . ( he did this quite often ) so that day i brought a rubix cube . im sure you can all see where this is going . im sitting there quietly trying to solve my rubix cube and i get yelled at to put it away so he could keep telling his cat stories . all i could think was , what the hell ? ... Why .... Wait , Mike ... and Molly ? Do the kittens have the same father ? ... Dat username " ..... a few dozen .... " When I hear the word rummage I picture digging through and old armoire filled with books , musical instruments , and old shoes . That just put a horrific image in my mind . I was eating . Inshallah we would love to have you , but be warned many of us are terrible Blacks out name , leaves map showing where he may live ... Me gusta . And now my imagination runs wild . You had me at Assassin's Creed , and then you added NSFW and I'm in even harder . since when is POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS basic terminology ? precisely ! I hope OP reads this . seriously , he builds up his shoulders / back * by doing bicep curls with bad form * ? I heard someone talk about this once . From what they said , they were often treated for months as " special / chosen . " And , depending upon the culture , feasts of designated foods ( sometimes only fruits and veggies Right … I hate how jackasses like him make all Christians look like arrogant douchebags . Ban patricide jazz .... Could be worse . Could be right around the rim That's what he said ? Or you're apologizing for the gif ? Yes , Reddit is absolutely the right place to ask this question , spot on . Don't you have your own Googles and books ? You sir are a master troll mfw I get nikki manaj Oh , well that makes everything right ... as someone busy as fuck between university , girlfriend and other stuff , I envy the totally stress-free bro fun these guys are having . on a second note , there are 4 player games for the 360 ? it must be witchery Yeah , who knew 60 year old's were so good at ms paint and had active facebook accounts ... At first I thought your title was " How I Feel Making Breasts " .... No ... no it's not I do this too ! The bf thinks its funny to try take the last mouthful on my plate ... Why is Regi willing to roll in a large puddle in a public parking lot , jump into a freezing swimming pool , and have sensational arguments on stream with Xpecial , but he Ghosts , Shurelya's , and Powerballs away from literally the hottest esports hostess ever when she asks him to dance ? Is it just me or is his right arm bigger then the left arm ... Does that mean ? Never would have imagined they were for swimming in ... In many many many months The blatant content-aware fill on the sides of that image ... How about with some respect for starters . was expecting a van .... At least she used landscape mode .. Scumbag Jenny Craig : Became mute from hearing a loud commercial late at night . Her company regularly plays loud commercials late at night . Endanger the lives of yourself and many others on the road , or get talking to by your friends parents ... Hm , sure , definitely made the right choice there " I honestly can't tell a difference " It's just annoying little kids there Well the first thing you shoulda done was post this question to Reddit , so you're on the right track NSFW Would have been helpful . How is that fun ? " Cyclist was fatally damaged ... " I don't feel comfortable answering this question , and anyone who knows me as a friend understands why . thank you so much for that Hopefully there will be some proper documentation in the future , because right now I'm unable to wrap my mind around it That's definitely Pippi Longstocking . My work here is done Am I the only one that thinks this dog isn't that cute ? That sound wasn't irrelevant Did you see the one on R18 Games ? " At my high school it's mainly the regular , morons going and toking up in the bathrooms , fights in public ( those people get stopped too quickly for my taste though ) . The only thing I think is truly crazy is the sheer amount of blowjobs that are attempted in the library What kind of " cringe " was that , sir ? Why did you all caps the title and why is this in WTF ? you forgot to white out your name on your LoL client I have an entire separate tub of McDonald's giveaways . I even kept the happy meal boxes Oh well I guess that makes sense . Well I'm glad you had the support of the badass police force ( even if he didn't high five you I like those ones we wear with the greens and the yellows If you don't have a lot of UD products I would try the BOS IV , its not the best BOS BUT you can't beat that price :] HOWEVER ... if you have a nordstrom rack near you ... they have the BOS IV and the shadow pencils for around the same price so ... w / o the waiting and the shipping it might be worth it . I bought the 24/7 liners because I have yet to try them and heard good things ... as for the rest of the UD products on hautelook are .... In my case we got molested Pictures of people pooping their pants . But . Like .... It would still be 3 days earlier for us . I've heard that occasionally after these operations the patient will go through ' Masculine moments ' and leave everyone a bit dazed and left looking like One time I tried bringing up the " I could get pregnant " bit , and the guy said " It's no problem , we'll just go get you Plan B in the morning " I'd imagine it as shaping organic putty ... if you mess with it too much it's just gonna be mush Which is saying a lot . WRPGs are all mediocre ? This , and shipping is free over $ 50 on the UD site ... and three weeks faster than Hautelook shipping Maybe she loves your bosoms . And shirtless , too I like that you conjugated I am on my phone now and can disapprove of him . I wouldn't be visibly upset , but I would give her a I once had to listen to a guy describe to another guy how giving up smoking had given him ED ( erectile disfunction ) ... and then he proceeded to describe the magnitude of limp ಠ Here's an upvote for Easter Monday fellow Canadian ! Not sure why you keep getting downvoted for asking an honest question I thought of this while having a legalization debate with a non-Ent who thinks if trees were legal everyone would be lazy and worthless You're holding it wrong There's that Minecraft instinct again , I tried to click the ' Delete World ' button , all it did was zoom the picture in . Had this thought the other day as my roommate's girlfriend wanted him to get a job and be responsible , then was angry when he had to start out working weekends because she couldn't party with him . After class " Because they tend to feed on people ’ s faces , triatomine bugs are also known as “ kissing bugs ” . " Interracial marriage has taught me how thoughtless white folks can be . They just don't think before they say something stupid like , " Where are you from ? " My husband answers , " DC " . Then , sometimes with a slight gesture to the eyes , " No I mean your homeland . " Or how my mother always speaks more loudly to my in laws . Barca crest Your username This isn't one bit surprising I dig it too :D I want to sleep in it You must post in the ticket thread in the sidebar . Maybe now they can make a better app . As any good scientist would do ? It's a good thing that you linked it then ... wow i've never seen that before . i've never even thought to look in the grass for the reflection off spiders eyes . they are all just lookin at that guy Just like there being a pole at the North pole This makes perfect sense in that context . I'm not a " one-method-only " parent either . There's just something frustrating to me about parents who value their own convenience over what might be better for their children ( for example , I once heard a mom-to-be exclaim that she would NEVER try breastfeeding because she didn't want her tits to become saggy Me too , and I'm the only son in my family . I have 2 sisters that looked a lot like me while my mother was in her " I refuse to cut his beautiful blond hair " phase ... Dat portal gun is a lie That cat's face is somewhat similar to northern michigan here and an 1/8 of mids is like $ 15 Ben Affleck looks like he's about to kill someone Not sure if to laugh or No , you're 15 I can't wait for Geraldo Rivera to arrive . My name's also Jack , but I've never had that problem . I used to get " Hi - * Jack * ... A plane ! " a lot a while back , though . This . Where I'm from , teen pregnancy isn't rare No . NO . NOOOOO ! ! ! He said * antitrust * laws . It's common practice here in Russia . We are not allowed to posses any guns except ones for hunting or defense with rubber bullets . And selfdefense is also a big hole in our law . People still run xp at home . No matter how many times I say " meme " in casual conversation with my roommate ... he still pronounces it " mim . " But he is talking about that god , as he used the capital form of God . Hence the Yet , its still my best rated hero with 0-3 score according to the graphs The logic present in this thread made me want to tear my own eyes out , as I felt that , due to my * * * SKYTHEIST * * * ( ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Why can't mine ever be like this um ... * That * is the face of This is all the guy does ... walk around , hoping to bump into you , hoping you acknowledge him just so he can salute you . Whats messed is that one moment he's on crew deck , you're the only one in the elevator , yet he's in the CIC walkin around mid-ship before you are ... and there's only one elevator No jungle " Fruit " Regardless if this is true or not , I can guarantee you I'll never swallow gum again Thats like saying Ireland isnt a real country because a thousand years ago the English invaded Munster . Are you seriously advocating a diet of mostly * fruit ? * Spoiler alert Oh I caught it and I went Friend in danger ? Better ask reddit before I even think about doing anything else . I mean really its a intel xeon processor , and the place i got it from had put a hole into it for a keychain , which in my point of view , is really bizarre . i wish it didnt have that hole , otherwise , i would be using it I would always skip through or check my phone during the intro , until I realised that each one had subtle changes to introduce a new setting or place . Ended up having an intro marathon Mahjong ! = board game Leave it to wikipedia to have the definition ... " Though shalt not test thy lord Gareth 321 " , I see what you did there . A jugg / dmb with 10,000 hit points and a cannon that does more damage then anything in the game . OH ! So he's allergic to fajita's ? Gee , thanks for flaunting in our faces . I sure hope you feel special . I'm 5 ' 6 " . And a woman . Expansion of heat ? Oh yeah ! Wouldn't have known it was photoshopped unless you said . Wow that's fucking hilarious . It's a good thing you posted that to r / funny . I got mine in an egg after 403 chocolates . I have the strongest boner right now One of my best friends is MrGarrison . He knows what it means THIS . True story , I babysit kids part time , and I swear to you , there was a 6 - year old playing MW3 . I was like I hear ya . Arachnophobia's a bitch GOD DAMMNIT .. I wish I was going to be in Chicago this Thursday He did exist . That's because he's 14 . Thane ... ಠ_ಠ And when I murdered Mordin and then Wrex to cover it up . ಠ_ಠ | | | ON A MISSION SINCE : 2002 | | | I found the exact same thing in my employer's back-office conference room Was born in 96 and I have always called it a pound sign and I still do . When I say " pound sign " people are like " what's a pound sign ? " Maybe the kid who sodomised his dog can do it for us . * I am so upset about the fact that obvious things are being pointed out here ! What do you mean by " How ? That's just you , Horny_Troll . FAKE , NO BANANAS WERE THROWN ! Thank you for explaining what have not the words for ? Watching the lakers / clippers game the other day : " the foul is going to go against Los Angeles " youdontsay.jpg " I just want to warn you guys about * * these very skilled scammers . * * .......... " Been to catholic schools my entire life , was an atheist since the age of 10 ... after one teacher sprouted the line " dinosaur bones are put here by the devil to make us question our faith " And that's why you shouldn't give them stupid ideas . Damn , want to switch metabolisms ? 5 ' 8 " chick here at 170 lbs . Was 150-160 all through high school and college , the past year school-free has not helped me out any . ..... I just realized my username is the main chicks name in the movie Don't believe everything you read on the internet , this is a perfect example wtf whale barf ! Why ... why ... why ... Who would ever think of using that in perfume ... How do they even get it I read it in his voice and I haven't seen the show in 10 years . But ... it ... that's where ... Reddit promised to " show me the world " . Even the dark shadowy bits , apparently . I ride a motorcycle I wouldn't mind underdome if it would give you some money . It had the best music of any DLC , but the fact that you earn no money OR xp made it God I hope this isn't a personal anecdote It would . side note " lolz " is in the URL . I have had them and yes , yes I am . Oh . That still doesn't confirm how much you had . Yeah FUCK OP . I posted this a while ago * with the source * and I got downvotes because people had seen it before . What the ... I don't ... Those aren't top 3 , those mats are given away for free in a raffle I need a bigger font . thought it said pron dress . thought I was missing out on a thing . NORTH KOREA Ooooh that's one of my lemmings ! ! Every time fabulous street restocks I happen to be broke , and I don't want to resort to evilbay Me too . Why is everybody posting comics complaining about comics about cousins that want to kill them ? Oh wow . This isn't an onion article . * sees username * ... Don't make us wait 2-3 years between books . 1 year is agonizing enough . George R . R . Martin , I'M STARING AT YOU ! Marcus Camby . LA Clippers That a pound of muscle weighs more than a pound of fat . Oh , I can never resist a man who puts me down I don't even ... Ugh ... Oh god ... Bathe in semen , I guess . At least I'm not EATING it . Driving stoned . This is stupid That's just what he said , " duh " ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ She doesn't post how much an appointment is . White rolled up sleeves , navy blue ( sweater ) vest , khakis with black shoes . Yes , PCs are so much more reliable . Literal phantom limbs . Scumbag Karma : Your parent acts like an asshole , refuses to enforce safety guidelines that an child would be ignorant of . BREAK KID'S HAND . is this a love match ? TL ;D R ? Yes , because verbally harassing the clerk who has to answer the calls is a great idea . When my wife say me something I usually ask her to repeat it . She repeats the last part of the sentence and I say : please tell me the first part > Really ? He could have ? Its almost like I didn't address that in my original post . Oh wait ! I DID . " Jimi Hendrix is art . " Good argument Ugh , did you have to turn it gay ! ? OH GOD COOKING THAT IS SO DEMEANING TO FEMALES EVERYWHERE Get your fix Dude what the fuck . the training required to pull off a * routine * like that is where i'm coming from . If you've taken any amount of martial arts classes you'd understand that . You don't know what you're talking about Mr . internet tough guy Everything becomes ok if someone comments after it with a " Haha actually when I made that comment , it was literally the opposite . But somehow in the 4 hours in-between us posting out comments , shit really changed " I love when you call me big poppa " Shit that's better than me , this map would not help me at all . Listed my local Cricket Club as a doctor's . Yeah , a hardcore server set to superflat . I tile Kitchens , Bathrooms etc as a job . Last week a lady wanted the bottom half of her Bathroom wall done in wallpaper instead of the top half . I tried to tell her about the water splashing all over the wallpaper , she didn't listen . She phoned me back today asking if I can come back and tile the bottom half . And may the odds be ever in your favor . Oh god the smell ... Do want OP's username gave me new insight to that mining picture ... I assumed he was eating noodles , and began waving his chopsticks whilst making the Thank you . Ruining some bodies ' days would just be creepy . " right " Don't you know the dirt cuts down on the fan noise , and makes it run better ! My bad , still seems careless ... at the speeds the other cars flew by , it didn't look like they had stop signs . I trusted they looked both ways Double team I'm wondering too . Not least because I might have drawn Cannot be unseen . Joss , my girlfriend gave you her cell # a number of years ago at Wes . Should I be worried ? Redditor for 1 day You . What have you done I hate the crosswords , so much work for always missing it by 1 So disturbing . So many levels of creep . Yeah , I've never EVER seen that before ... What . ಠ_ಠ The . This was posted here about an hour ago . Yeah , come on - this is a serious forum Why was the op fapping to this ? ? ? most richest maybe she's his sister when was the last time you cleaned your room ... what if they store pop sideways It will say 1 or fewer for any name you type . I've tried Harry Penis , Giant Asshole , Ugly Buttface , etc . They are all coming back to 1 or fewer with 116 people with the last name of Asshole which I don't really believe Or you're not spending enough time on Reddit . and in those same starving countries there are too many people .... coincidence ? Nice 9Gag watermark ... not a huge ? fan im not a novelty account I was once riding with my whole family when my mom told my dad to quit speeding . He said he had to pee really bad and it was really hit and miss on making it home . A few minutes later he just pulled the hell over , jumped out and peed just off the road . Once he got in , my mom was doing a full I would for sure send that person a friend request ... the most common " recommended friend " I get is some girl who hit me in the face with a claw hammer back in high school . Dude .... no . Not at all . Your username makes me doubt your claim to be an honorable businessman not sure if aroused or disgusted Oh ! Link karma is tricky . It's all luck it seems and knowing when your demographic will be online . I decided to abstain from link karma . It's bad for the blood . one key for 42 crates ? most crates go for 1/4 th of a scrap . Everybody is having kids or pregnant . So fucking true . I think it's funny that you or anyone would even search that . You sound like my uncle That movie was awesome The only appropriate reply : Your boyfriend is 6 ? Le incredible list for l'el ol ' derp * me * to I'm not really sure where to go with this .... Down there ... Penguinface ... How the heck did & #3232 ;\ _ & #3232 ; end up in the URL ? I need to go register www . Forget one little " s " and get labelled a zombie . Two pieces of criticism of this photo I've heard : he isn't that attractive and it better have been the start of the race because there are old people running faster than him . notice notice The place I moved into a few months ago is * rich * with shower shelves .... but they're too close together and none of my bottles fit . I mean it's better to kill the baby than feel uncomfortable . Kinky pie ... I read it as half ' lesbian ' THANK YOU ! ! this is the first mention ive heard of bo ^ 8 that ive heard of in this subreddit ! that show was my childhood ! altho im not sure if i could recommend a show about a cross-dressing guy who fights head-shavers using his nose hair to small children It's blacks against white . Who cares ? As if we didn't have enough of a porn problem already Why did I read this post as Anal Apartments ? You must be fucking retarded I read it as Half Lesbianese . WTF is wrong with me My bathroom has a carpet I couldn't stop wincing every time I heard a crack > I see no rape , only math . Not very well-written for a " writing " site You must learn to control it > Is it just me or does it look like he has a moose knuckle ... What . Comic sans ... Oh , yes , and that . My bad Who the hell doesn't like horses ? ! That makes her pretty ugly on the inside . But then again she's got herpes ... so there's that on the outside too . > But I swear , I'm now on t-minus 2 hours before some dipshit messages the other mods about how much of a fascist I am . Again . Fixed . I had the wrong permalink Seriously ... who doesn't use outlet safety plugs with a baby in the house . Yea , because babies feel like turkey corpses . Must be his username ... I'm trying to get a co-op placement for this summer .. My resume sucks , my interviewing skills are likely worse , and i'll be finished school in less than 2 weeks While I to am tired of all the drama , if this true , I'm going to cut Casey Hudson's balls off and jam them down thr throat of whoever's in charge of EA . And then u post this on imgur Not to rain on anyone's parade , but if the water was so clear wouldn't we be able to see the line at the front of the boat in the water ? True , I believe the purpose of a beta testing period would be ... i dunno ... * testing * I haven't , but also at Big 4 . A partner who's office is directly behind me specializes in it . All I know is that he's a genius ( made partner in something like 6 years ) . He also doesn't even give me the time of day . Do all employees know about every item you said was on the secret menu ? I'm afraid I'll ask for a root beer float and the chick behind the counter will just tell me " .... what ? we don't sell those here Assuming there is no tax for simplicity , your final bill is 99 cents . Since stupid questions are ON the menu , you would order them , and the restaurant would supply them . It's not a fee . Winter is Coming special attack - This is what I did .. With 50 chickens . Needless to say we've been eating a lot of chicken . Dear god NOOOOOOOOOOOO . That made me cringe and squirm My ex did amateur night there once I liked it more when Honour was spelt with a U . Please let that be Kool-aid . Ah I've must of played with you on BF3 Artificial flavors ... Thanks for sharing ... I just thought my eyes needed replacing cause I couldn't read the paragraph of who it was addressed to at all .... If you're going to be the type of douche to throw flex pics in your profile .... at least be jacked . That's all I'm saying . Yeah ... the person suffering from cancer and might be dying wants to take time from hanging out with their loved ones to try some casual internet dating . Software engineer and software engineering student This was funny . But they sell coke Now I have to wait for TWO pages to load and click TWICE in order to see an image ? Ooh , yeah , giant deal . Because typing ~ 20 words and hitting Enter is * such * a big deal . Might actually have to NOPE a pair of tits . I ... I just ... I ಠ_ಠ at your usage of Lear ? King Lear or least ? Not linking to the background For those of you who are too thick to get it , it isn't all that fun for her to be bombarded with questions about her blindness . Last night , those very questions drove her off tumblr for the night , so seriously , chill the fuck out . This is what is wrong with America right now Your username ... The Samurai can talk using farts ... lmao , if the needles got snapped because they were stepped on then yes , yes you should stop leaving them on the floor What makes you think his satire is any less " correct " for picking another religion ? Damn . Sorry , I don't know you , you're probably ok and everything , but I've had a bad day and this " DA FUQ How the fuck does the thumbnail relate to the title What a Great meta for life . In the expansion yea I bet he's used to it by now Still there to protect the motor . It's not anything to be all That was copied from the donation page . Does this mean Doublelift and Hotshot have to share beds and Chauster with Becca ? ANOTHER one of these things ? I think they might succeed in getting 95 % done ( if the electrician stops showing up at 11am JEEZ those are gorgeous . I really wish they weren't so stupid expensive in the U . S . - I think they're more along the lines of $ 200 here Not only that , but way to politicize the sport , MLB . What have we wandered into ? Obvious troll but , I just have to say : if you're a CS major , your entire career revolves around making and fixing code . Telling people to fix it themselves is like a surgeon saying he's tired of everyone wanting their appendix removed when it's infected & to do the surgery yourself . Protip : Don't delve into the comments section . No . Noone remembers that one . my cat is inbred . his dad is also his grandfather . The cake is a lie You ... hate ... guinea pigs ? Buying your 13 year old sister rum ? No . well yeah , it's going to be hard to download another browser when there isn't one installed to begin with . Why the Seems like it is missing a lot of peripherals to consider it a battle station . But spelling " hot " like " hawt " is neither " hot " nor " hawt " . those aren't finger puppets Sick people need love too man I'm from Dublin and also enjoy pokemon and doctor who Whoa man , cancer is no joke You sir ( or madam ) have obviously never seen Blackpool's coastline . Last time I was there the tide was leaving sewage scum on the beach . Or , as I witnessed yesterday , telling the entire class you live in a tent and that's why you couldn't do the assignment . Of course they're British .... where else would you see a black guy swinging at a butterfly with a baguette NOOOOOPE . I'd end up kickin ' that whorse in the face if it tried to say hi ... I think . Moffat hinted someone dies during a encounter with the Angels . wtf happens if a zerg drops 4 banelings in a mineral line ? Free 30 workers killed even faster ... cuz they don't have to be deployed Barnes & Noble ... $ 15.50 for a lightly used copy . Personally , I hate it when someone comments with just this stupidity : She's not a GM .. Wow .. I really hope that's not the standard I sometimes wonder if this will happen to me . Then I wonder if it will happen because I keep thinking about it . But then I remembered if I don't over-think it , it wont come true . Sometimes it still does . I guess because im still thinking about it . And he supposedly carried all the sickness of the world on the cross ... ! not sure why people post pics of home made food that looks good , but don't post recipes .. Yeah , I ate at like 3 different ones and none of them were what you just described Both of those are Windows only , I believe . I contacted SQLYog once to inquire about a Mac version , and they sent me instructions on how to run a VM . Or is that just what Israeli intelligence wants you to think I was using google maps on my phone at a red light once and I didn't realize I was next to a cop . He briefly flashed his lights and gave me this stare Had a similar experience . Just finished sweeping up the dining room in front of a group of people waiting to be seated . They then proceeded to go to the salad bar and drop stuff all over the floor . Not just a couple crumbs or a little lettuce leaf , but about 2 plates of salad . my face got all ... I recently did a 3 hour stopover in Dubai from Thailand and had loaded up on all types of drugs recommended to me from keen Thai pharmacists to help me sleep . I think tryptanol was one of them . I must've been looking pretty jellied in departures ... I imagine the alternate meme of " every girl's worst nightmare " where a group of shitty looking asshole guys are standing around laughing . The caption reads " She was so drunk , she thought I was wearing a condom ! " Hilarious Matt Forte : Da crabs assassin you're making making things up > But I am sure you have no problem asking an applicant to piss in a cup ... fucking hypocrite . My speakers were on super loud and porn started playing from this link . no , I don't believe so ... Pre nerf twitch and eve . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I will end you . Likewise , except with League of Legends . He should be forced to carry to full term . Therapist . The rapist We don't need racist trolls on this subreddit It's just stuck with me from playing MMOs for so long . I like saying it , so what ? Founder of Global Geek News ... never heard of the Sega Master System ... > So .... are you confirming that SRS is all ugly lesbians ? $ 7 shipping to Canada ? Am I seeing this right ? I'm paying $ 57 for a new board ? That's tight . Thanks OP , for making me want to buy a shit load of product right now Fiddle , when i would fight him his hp doesnt even move and im dying ಠ_ಠ and when he ultied we all died , i was so scared to even be in the same game with a fiddle player.Olaf too FUCK i would lane vs him and hed just hit me with lightning did you know that if a game uses GFWL and your country is * not * supported by GFWL , then you * cannot * buy that game on Steam ? yeah , story of my life . It must have been the same guy Naaah , that makes college too easy WHAT THE FUCK ? ! Why the fuck would you block 9gag , , , way better than this reddit shit . now why did i watch this before going to bed ? Half of Americans apparently don't understand the difference between the words " Mandate " and " Regulate " ... are all these edits really necessary ... [ Book Spoiler ] ( / b " Not sure if novelty or necessity . Uh huh , sure . That is some CSI enhancements right there Fake and repost . ಠ_ಠ . ಠ_ಠ This is why I always look up what kind of spider it is before I kill it . I live in Houston and this is the first I've ever heard of this Evangelicals have been splitting hairs on this topic so they can save face with their doctrine while not being totally ousted as bigots by the rest of us . " Go ahead and be gay , just as long as you suppress the chemical-driven emotions that strongly urge you to have sex from the ages of 13 to 60 " Haha that would be me ( researching and then getting killed ) ... now I question whether my sword was used in murder or not beat me to it , tummy that ´ s why 12xx - 14xx is the worst elo to be in And you've clearly never heard of off-site recording apps like Qik , either . I'm 6 ' 4 but only have a 32 " inseam ... fuck that rule I especially like the close ups of the body hair ... was defiantly necessary to include in this album stfu BruinBlunts , you suck at trolling Oh , the memories , Billy breaking all of the fingers on his hand ..... Not to be a total tool myself but I had to overcome my ( what I consider ) rational fear of walking through a minefield ... Although by the time I confronted this fear in my head we were already in the middle of the damn thing . I wish there was a Gif of GarrusxMaleShepard . . . Garrus is hawt I swear to god this is posted verbatim every single time he posts . ENOUGH I can tell you that I've showed up at 12:45 and it was too late . If it's not broken don't fix it . I didn't want to be the one to bring it up but the microwave can work but you are walking a very fine line and even then your not going to get a good " sample " of your new crop . You have waited this long wait another 4 days you * are * on r / alienblue Good for you . I don't think she cared .. I hate you so much for the gear highlighting when hovering over a box ; After realising this happened I had to hover over each one so that they highlighted in order . Who did you call ? Apparently news 12 did not care ... I did lawyer up ... I was advised not much can be done due to no physical harm was done ... If I were to prove mental harm , she would have to go to therapy and what not ... Not worth it .. On a side note .. Did you get the letter today ? ಠ_ಠ That's London > Which one of you / r / feeters did this ? No , it wouldn't be because Lion is pirated . It happens you're ( in you case * also * ) running a pirated app . Well , you could always torrent it ლ ( Not gonna happen . You said a short list of questions . I know what Vegemite ( or what us Limey-taught buggers call Marmite ) is . I'm just saying ... well ... bleh . Nice job refs , nice job . ok then . But guys , think of your gamerscore ! ! You'll be earning so many achievements off this game for sure ! Got a wife ? That can change . Thanks for the review texacer_head ... Well shit .. we try and help Earth out , and what do we get in return .. cancer ! I'm starting to think that microorganisms and planet Earth are just conspiring to kill us all Why would someone Google that ! ? ! ? I only have one dimple I just hope he didn't do what my prof did for my final today . He made the True / False section worth 42 % of final exam , and for the questions that are false you have to correctly answer why it is false - or it's wrong You're right - she's just walking in a dress with a see through top and bottom that doesn't even go half way down her thighs So true haha ! In college , my classmates would see me doing the math homework and be all " lolz , u know he doesnt check teh hw rite ? ? " ... and then they'd bitch about how difficult the exams were , while I found them rather easy I actually do live on the jersey shore and when i visit my relatives down south thier friends are always like " OH LOL DO YU KNO THE SITUATION LOL ? " my exact reaction : Posted twelve ares ago and still no edit . You mean you sell the crack and you let others smoke it ? Under the above logic .... You're just as responsible Yeah , because it's totally relevant that they're black Karma doesn't mean shit . I can say what I like here - It's not some contest for " the most likes " This calls for double the I'm up voting the fu * ^ ing shit outta this . Funny as shit and true Might have been a year or two earlier , I don't quite remember . The * atrocity * is still there , though . Yeah but it's NOT Carnegie Mellon Who ? I'm guessing the daughter of parents that would buy their eight grader a Macbook . Traded 3 hp pots for a necro . The guy was actually yelling " SELLING NECRO 3 HP " and nobody was trading him What ? Someone else have already made identical designs ? What a strange coincidence ! > Ely in inv A community for 1 year . Get a girlfriend Or help him finish ... when i'm talking , my friends all point out that i speak with a thick chicago accent . i'm from california . Flyer's in game 6 . And this is coming from a rangers fan ! I don't know if that's either really smart or just ... I don't even ... 21 here and around 15 all the time Well , if your peeing is like the earth shaking , then ... Allow me to respond with a simple emoticon . You're humiliated yet you have no humility . " temporary emotional pain " I couldn't help but read this in the voice of Patrick Bateman after about a third of the way through . > It has nothing to do with the 11th grader . Stay away from him . " ... very definitely ... " ? God forbid something that was meant as a gimmick so 2 people could play their PS3 on the same TV at the same time isn't up to par with someone wanting to use it on their fucking PC He means rubber , as in condoms . Coffee and a smoke . American . But i am also arabic , so i drink Arabica , so the other half isnt jealous . Episode I sucks Y U no ascend glove ? Are you implying Tali is disabled ? I keep trying to chat up guys that look like they're early - 30s ( I'm 26 ) , only to be met with " Oh , you're a baby " or the like , and then they never tell me how old they are out of embarrassment or something . 20 comments in the thread . 17 of them are replies to a troll . And I have to sleep knowing those things could be crawling on my face . was gonna buy a single but $ 6.00 shipping ? Boston subway I call BS , it was set up . The mantis looks half dead . The number of upvotes right now is 1942 ... ORRRRRR ..... just be interesting instead of lying to women . Screenshot of the sky .... I think I just came . / r / Spacedicks That's borderline " like this if x " We don't do shoutouts on reddit Pretty much every comment on this post is disgusting thus far . You don't seem to get the joke Captain Obvious Oh yeah , I completely forgot about the totally reasonable people is SRS ... Why is that a thing . How in any way is that picture proof ? mfw nobody knows Freddie Wong How about the ability to delete that information in fact I may as well ask now : does everybody experience gifs playing slowly after initially clicking them , or do I need to fire the hamster who runs on his wheel to power my internet connection ? If I find out i'm in a minority ... Higher up someone said " I bet his KD sucks " $ 20 for a 1 day pass ? Ends at 7:30 pm ? Wish it worked on buffed Pyros . 9th grade or so they where the shit and some people thought my Overkill shirt with Chaly on it was Avenged Sevenfolded's shitty knockoff yeah , * some * people Read all of these at once , so much awareness and odd feelings Thank you for ruining my mid-morning snack of hummus and baby carrots . Oh look my computer is humming .... But I want the girls " There is even a chance you have tasted some ass , since it shows up in salami . " What ? Am I the only one where this is actually true ? thats carnage I love Drell adept for this reason ... I choose him when I see another Adept / Sent / Vanguard in the group ... then I see a Widow and Claymore in their load out WTF DID YOU PUT A GUN ON HIS HEAD ? ? ? And he doesn't even start 100 % of the time Strangely hot picture . just a small car had sticker of / r / denver on the back , and a little I wouldn't know " Adult Novel " I don't think that's how legs work . Or you could just flank them .. At a local football game a couple college aged guys walked up to my friend and me.One of the guys asked if I was my friend's mother . I was 14 when this happened This breaks the first rule of / r / pics . Merci , but I'm scared of showing my face for privacy reasons ! I go back and forth from dubstep to white noise on loop . The latter is not a band name it really is a looping of white noise . Problem is , that you may not know what they like . But I'd say everyone loves candy . I'd bring some of those This feels suspiciously like karma whoring You forgot the And your not sharing ? dat Wario Like the title says , it was years ago . You really think I would be on shreddit as a skier ? ... Abba the motherfucking dancing queen got inducted ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This needs to be ' Shitty_Watercolour'ed . I don't like the look of the Reddit Aliens Arm behind that cat That looks a lot like my old gym teacher from high school We had a guy in the office who would come in with his buttons misaligned by 1 button at least one day a week . He would never fix it While you and I don't really have a problem with it , I made this because I over heard a woman at my job talking to her coworker about taking a trip to the Poconos , and complaining that they don't have attendants to pump your gas out there . My only thought was Thank you for this contribution Are you actually downloading porn ? What are you , 100 years old ? What the fuck indeed It's sad skyrim can't function on this schematic .. The schematic being that you can OUTLEVEL something and still encounter it Oh yes because your fans are notorious for all being Scouse . " It's unacceptable and unworthy of support , but you know what , we support it ! " Way to go , fellas . all you will need is the stamp tool . And patience If I was asking for cliches I would have ... Yeah but i mean if I didn't show up they would know about it so that part doesn't make since . Not to mention I live not 5 minutes where I have to be whereas downtown Memphis is 45 minutes with traffic . Do that many people really return books ? I feel like returning a book after reading it would be like returning socks or something . Just suck it up as a regretted purchase ... Or take it to a used bookstore You don't even know what my heatsink is ... unless ... Poop Burgers * Maybe * an R8 ? nice confederate flag . Where is the bottom half of this picture * * My cousin fancies himself a bit of a guru . He turned up one night wearing black hi-top reeboks , grey jeans and a nice shirt with french cuffs ( untucked ) with some flashy cuff links . I took the piss all night and he still thinks I was joking .... Don't stop smiling . ' Once in office ' You're one of them . Apes with cellphones shouldn't be driving I was confused at first because I though he hit the plate continuously with his forehead Robots have the right to make me a sammich I say this only half jokingly , but I don't know that I'd trust a program to auto-update my windows machine if the authors of said program can't auto-update their own webpage's home screen When I heard that I just went You shouldn't worry about your karma at all . People can make plenty of incredibly useful and intelligent comments , and still end up having less karma than someone who just snipes threads with obvious responses - for example someone who replies to a comment saying " Relevant username " or My computer is already windows I came for the pics Nopeeee . The girl I'm currently seeing is almost making me feel inadequate haha . Fortunately I get turned on by turning the girl on .... and she's always good to go . I guess I just figured out how to push her buttons because ( we've only been dating for 5 weeks now ) but our sessions usually go for 2-3 hours when she hangs out at my house ( she's 20 and lives with her parents Dammit , DeJuan ! You are so bad and so good at the same time Ultimate surrender A Link to the Past , because it's the best game ever made and I want to be buried with my cartridge Who's keeping tabs on me ... ? ! You really know how to creep a person off you know that ? Sorry but you brought an oz of weed to school ... more than once ? And opened the lid in class ? Forever alone well that's because it's not funny . It's bad luck for me to see this before my wedding day . So we're encouraging a fellow redditor's cocaine usage ? * * I can't fathom the amount of stupid in this video . * * by making a generalization that's blatantly false ? thanks for nothing . Very nice car you have there .. It depends . My only internet is from tethering my phone's 3G . Right now , I'm able to watch it with some stuttering / freezes here and there ( or I was during Nony vs DarkForce - as I'm typing this , the stream has cut out How .... Why ... It was on FX or something once and I decided to turn it on and give it a chance . The first thing I see is a bunch of people playing some sort of high speed baseball . I put on my shouldn't of been a goal sorry , I don't see a control-f on my iPhone ... LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT BIOSHOCK . " even among post-docs " " Dafuq kind of Chihuahua is this ? " FTFY : Teenagers that go on 9gag ~ ~ and think they're legion ~ ~ I was banned from there after my second post . I responded to a really stupid post with something like " Seriously ? i don't understand how that's being racist ( and i'm chinese and often subject to the strange " positive-racism " that so many redditors like to use ) . a * * lot * * of asians prefer to use a more american name when they are comfortable with english . i would almost certainly say that his name would explain his grammar error , since that makes it easy to see that english just isn't his first language - - korean is . i'm not entirely sure why wigglez 1 used Everything seems pretty consist - - 1:48 You haven't had sex yet . I read this as " Jenna Jameson " and thought it was a XXX game always hating on the black ones Foam party ? Not sure if DEA agent Texan here . My grandma usually says the blessing and it usually ends with her and all the older folks crying for 5 minutes . Not sure if trolling or making dean reference My younger sister tans all the time ( fortunately my parents don't let her use tanning beds ) . Whenever we try and tell her that it's bad for her , she just brushes it off with a " YOLO ! " I'm also curious ... I preordered it assuming that I'd get the game , since every other US promotion is also carried in Canada * Personal project ? Well , I can get to that tomorrow . I have a vague idea of the next step I want to tackle , so the fact that I've at least thought about wanting to work will prevent me from feeling guilty about my inaction . * You're at the AMX M4 and the T29 ? Holy shit , dude , easy choice - the 50-100 . That's when you get a frickin * autoloader * heavy . Also , while the T32 isn't * bad * , you have the same gun as T29 which is a Most of these comments : Don't suffer the fools . about 75 % of the time an autistic person types something online , they get replies from the parent of an autistic kid saying " you must be high-functioning , my kid will never be like you , he's very very diseased ' etc . Preeeetty sure I wanna be that panda right about now . God damnit ... No problem , that's where I'm going to look when I eventually buy a SSD . For now I'm dual-booting off an HDD . Your ass gets bigge - wat ? It's only eight or so a year since I've been having sex . They really build up faster than you think when you get drunk a lot and have low standards that thing eats baby gators Came here to post this Jesus she's all photoshop Thanks . I know ! I always count in my head the time they have left , and I always finish before the show / film does . Wow , I'm such an idiot . I thought New Orleans was in Florida THANK YOU ! Thank you for saying this ! I am SICK of how people say we use the C bomb all the time . It pisses me off greatly ! Lies ... I watched the longer version .. he died . 36 PEOPLE IN A GAME ... Think about your comment for a bit ... > It just a toke bud , I can smoke * all * the time . Ahhh , if a guy fucks a drunk girl it can be called rape . You are literally time-traveling Hitler . This is probably much better advice ! I will practice my disgusted face . Basically this : This article is bad in so many ways . > Bought and installed Cooler Master's Hyper 212 EVO ( installing this wench was the hardest part of building my entire PC So much this . > I'M INTERNALISING A COMPLICATED SITUATION IN MY HEAD She either wants support or asks if your best friend is single .. I read that as " one of my wife's attractive friends " and I hmm you are now making me search for ' botttom culture ' And now you have reminded me that you went on to make Alien vs Predator , and Alien vs Predator 2 . Primitives . ಠ I asked for an ereader for my last birthday ... It's saved me so much money . Holy crap - be warned this is possibly upsetting - WTF central . Is this a fairly common kind of assault , saying ' I will be the last person you ever see ? ' - Anyone have the tabs for this ? 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The fact that Doduo / Dodrio is half flying always confused me . Oh ok , so this ostrich-pokemon without any wings can fly , but * * Charizard * * can't ? Garrus , you're my bro and all , but quit hugging my blueberry waifu . Send them an empty envelope ? Or a note with But that's the poi ... Oh , The 1-10 scale is not supposed to refer to age . All glory to hypnotoad .... I'm pretty sure I would have beaten the shit out of you You took a LOT of ideas from Etho . ( Ethoslab ) Don't forget polar bear cafe Yeah yeah .. mrmrm .. " it's just a game Well dam Pretty much how i feel about my MvC 3 and Soul Cal 5 . Welp ! back to the game i spent $ 15 bucks on ! Why you watermark cool possible new background That they are about to ruin with a fucking prequel I never thought if that , when i do everyone on the line will be like , Right ... hey what's that idiom ..... ' straw that broke the camels back ' ? ? ? ? " Fair Tax " . Why does Death yell ? Contract or not , this is not exactly a display of Christ-like kindness Well , unfortunately I probably can't go . I'm saying it like this : I'd * like * to go , however I'm 14 and my parents probably wouldn't approve me going to a concert with a stranger that I encountered on the Internet . " Why is this not being reported ? " asks Darren of * story on the Washington Post website . * Yeah , some pictures like that get burned into your memory , when anyone ever mentions him that's all I can see ... This is how all my cars look on forza I read the title as " baby potato . " > I came . Why are you starting the Companions at level 3 I lol'ed right , hang them upside down ... how exactly would you do that ? I guess you could affix tiny magnets to the bottoms ... * Mother of Notch . Using a lighter me = now hungry :\ ლ ( People who are already DJing don't buy new gear ? > Oh , so that instance WAS made to farm chests ! 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When I told him that cats have nine lives , he said " Really ? I thought they only had one " He is 16 FIXED : That you can indeed transmit the HIV through sex . I Reposted My Own Because I Accidently Put It In The Wrong Subreddit . I'm actually married . You say that like it's a bad thing ... well is it ? Don't leave us hanging , man . If you're able bodied and waiting for an escalator . Well ... Yeah but really the answer is either A or D because it the answer has to be one of the four answers so if you did pick at random of the four options then your chances of being right are exactly 25 % Did you just refer to the sorority letters as a gang sign " All night " And Shiba Inuko-san Your kindness is matched only by your friendliness . Historical child porn Blood everywhere . Didn't this get posted a bit back ? As in last week ? I read that as nine kids and two years later And so it begins ... 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Link ( of course ) , but I like to call him Connard ou Ducon ( motherfucker and asshole in french ) Good job on the moans , CF PD We had a sweet little girl dachshund who would flip over on her back and wag all the time . My husband taught her to do it when he said , " Sally , earn your beads ! ! " Ok i Removed the Wow , looks like * someone * learnt how to use F12 This assumes they can come up with a lotion resistant screen . An Australian One Direction fan won a competition which gave her a day with one of the members . Other fan girls were so jealous the sent her death threats and vowed to harm her if she didn't back out . Did your teacher really call you derp I'm a guy and I get this Your name ... " New castle " " Goddamnit someone just tell me if she called already . I'm on the edge of my seat in suspense . Is this some inside joke I'm not in on ? Puts up fun decks only . Plays exodia . If only I had a Geth anything . I'm from Singapore . 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If so that's pretty f'ed up , there's a good , pretty obvious reason why the swim is * * first * * leg in a triathlon Final image I used to work at Petco and even though they fired me ( What would have happened if he selected yes ? Can we stop it with the " Little bearded men come in and out of my ass hole . " Oh , no one pronounces or writes my name right either , but I just got used to it . It's only 4 letters I signed up ages ago for this . Still waiting The doctor is lucky that your family didn't sue Care to explain where you got that ? I bet it's OPs mustang No [ Insert name of popular / niche / good / personal favourite / any N64 game here ] ? This just isn't on . How dare you post this picture here you big Failasaurus Rex . 18 Billion to the Male Circumcision Consortium * Twitch * Oh god , I just realised I usually pick them up and put them back . The 5th one down was looking for a furry girl ... the balls have a It's a joke . Guess I won't be leaving America I don't know where you got the fact they didn't vote labour ... I didn't see any mention of it in the article Nope , you just fail at making memes . You think that's bad ? People at my school call them " 9gag faces " Dat pain i can right ~ ~ shit ~ ~ in facebook and take a screenshot too , i see your point but this has zero credibility The last photo is not the guy Got to not be a dick Wait , cow ? A most sincere Thanks , I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD Well hell ! Sorry I steered you wrong on the cross post . Thought sure someone here would help you out . Found multiple correspondence between them . Her language changes when she gets in the mood . Pretty tough to ignore when he asks if she is craving his tongue . This whole thing is just depressing You sir , are my hero . Never even noticed that up there . Any other lil AB tips and tricks up your sleeve ? I see you made the actual black people stand in the back . He's like 12 , That is frighteningly detailed and specific ... Gold with a starter Cyndaquil is on Route 1 . I remember fighting away the Starlys when me and Barry had decided to take a poke ball . I also remember battling with my Infernape , and remembering I taught it cut . Right , the dinosaurs were extinct before the universe , Earth , Sun , and animals were created Only when us players do . When discussing endo and exoteric reactions in chemistry a kid asked the teacher why they called it Indonesia . My name is Carly . " Oh so like , iCarly ? " About as outdated as this " But was it really for your son ? Why are you using WMP ? ? ლ ( Same here ! Where are y'all at ? There's some about to hit Woodward here in OK ... Just make sure to stay put , unlike so many who try to look out for them ... ... What else do you picture Ron Swanson doing ? But chrome didn't come out until 2008 . Of multiple Asian males I watched the whole thing . 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THOMPSON , WEHE DU STALKST MEIN REDDIT-ACCOUNT ! This doesn't happen ... I was expecting something not safe for work . Novgorod Republic was established in Northern Estonia ? Or saturated Hey I was just trying to lighten the mood a little give me a break I was just joking No ... Way to be a dick My best friends kid when he was about 4 , ran around the house , down to the basement , i was keeping an eye on him , my friend was busy doing something . I was right behind him , yet i had no chance to stop him because i never expected what he was going to do , he ran straight to this small gas tank they have in the basement , opens it , puts the tube in his mouth and inhales . and Flame Wheel Oh great anouther productive night wasted because I'm now watching this over and over . I was born in the 80 ' s , I watched it , I still watch it and I'm proud of it .... no shame to see pretty girls in sailor fuku Now it looks like it's going in one eye and out the other .... it's a song about raising gun awareness Who's taking all these pictures ... While Zelda II is not very popular , it is the next one on their list . Link to the Past will follow . I got tired of them playing stuff like Toy Story 3 and Mario Party 8 . " We have to get Mario Party 9 ! " Did you smoke that weed when you got it back ? This ... is just wrong . I went to the Holocaust Exhibit at the Imperial War Museum in London , and this isn't just something you can idly laugh at . They both failed Followed by the Toss 4gating I get one a day your english is impeccable . Who's down voting this without commenting ? Wait , it focuses on style and marketing over function ? That doesn't sound very Apple-ish ... > My mum once opened regedit and delete vital keys I'm a boy so it's " un redditor " Oh yeah ... everybody else does it right , as far as I'm concerned . Hate seeing the senior guys who have been drinking coffee and playing on Facebook all day cut ahead of my guys je fais c'que j'veux What is this Geth infiltrator madness ? WHERE IS MY GETH ? ! yeah , fuck the productivity You didn't upvote your own comic ? Wrong . I saw an ENTIRE MOVIE about these gorillas . They were badass too . I got an advertisement for " The Spirit of the Holy Land . " What the fuck did i just read ? He went out of his way to slam his foot against the defender's foot While that is true , my essay was terribly written and made no sense . I was writing about The Great Gatsby and after the first sentence stated that Daisy was a zombie . I talked about various ways to kill a zombie , then I said I was bored with talking about zombies and couldn't wait until it was lunch time . I then closed with a normal sounding closing sentence . The day I got that essay back was the day I became disillusioned with college . Everyone always wants to touch you . The grind . It's basically public dry sex , except kids in high school are doing it , which makes it that much more disgusting . Well , thats what you get when you have a generation that doesn't know how to dance . You got Pliny in the Netherlands but I can't get it on the east coast of the USA ? Darn that connection failure And against the club that raised him from a pup Cause hormone changing birth control is the only kind there is Why has no one else commented on the fact that this is a repost from memecenter.com ... You can do the same thing in FCPX . You've cited a wikipedia article ... not unless the contact was with a nail gun attatching his foot to the floor Asking for a $ 2000 graduation gift . looks gay The fishing pole was added October 2010 Wouldn't have helped here . As mentioned a lot already this cat specced naked bear is the healer . Still with his / her innocence ... ... that font Not to mention continuously dying to trash means they were probably fleeing for their lives not doing l33t deeps Get rid of the desktop icons they look awful . Download a new visual style . Ugly rainmeter is ugly . Mw3 " a millennia ago " ? Apparently she used to watch it sometimes but just didnt know his name , I'm not so sure tho I wanna see the study and figure out how they determined red meat is carcinogenic That's seriously the best you have " It is quite devoid of reality . " Being on time , who the fuck cares if you're late 4-5 minutes to class ? Now I know why your duck is sick It's been three episode's I see what you did there . Neither one of these " truths " hold water . Sometimes it just suggests the site you've been to most ... What does that say about your browsing ? everyone knows all hard support > all hard carry Doh ! My bad I didn't realize this was r / religion . But still Responsible decision ? Superman throwing what appears to be invisible spider webs from his wrists . Price ? Imagine trying to find your fucking keys NOW NO ! No spoilers And this is a benefit ? You want rats and cockroaches ? At first i was like whoa ! Peacock ! ! ! Then i was like Yeah , just look at everyone's profile Only some hamsters do that ... you know , some people do too . Everyday my boss ... Everyday .... A gal wanted to paint her dresser once , she brought the whole fucking thing . How could I ever forget . Except they're stupid robbers because they forgot to actually * rob * him . " Some are have hairy " Beware when playing Uncharted and the battery gets low , had my boyfriend suddenly get the screen weird out on him and not detect any touch inputs , couldn't even save because someone decided to take the capability of using the d-pad out Indeed . I'm willing to bet ' So I Googled ___ ' is just a cover title to post bad reposts , or junk nobody has a reason to post . That or it's just a lazy title , like Soon ... or Yes , they can all reproduce at this point . I have a friend who thinks Prussia means " pre-Russia " how witty and new . How ever did you come up with this idea ! ? Yea I had a post at the top of r / lgbt two days ago but they banned everyone who had an opinion they did not agree with ..... that's a full grown asian man . A police officer played this for us in driver's ed . I'm inclined to agree as a general rule of thumb , but the number also depends on your tools , drivers , and what you're developing . If you're new to programming in general and only using basic I / O , yes you should not blame your tools . But when you start using bleeding edge functionality in drivers and such , the chances that bugs are elsewhere get slightly higher . ( I'm looking at you Nvidia OpenGL drivers What the fuck ? I'm really not sure what to say on this lol . Seems a bit paranoid ... or smart i thought u were talking about a kid ... But then your child would be named after one of Satan's generals . I experienced something similar - at a bus stop , young woman playing ( very ) offensive rap music on her phone as loud as possible whilst sitting next to a clearly uncomfortable elderly lady . I asked the woman ( about my age ) to turn it down , as not everyone enjoys her music , she told me I was racist . It staggers the imagination why you'd come to an Apple , much less the Mac , subreddit to say that . This hypothesis was tested by some guys in my class , later coining the term ' the stomp ' . You misunderstood me ... I meant , or perhaps this picture . So to YOU , good sir , I say : What the fuck is that coming out of his arse ? I feel like the My parents told me that bugs in the shower and rooms randomly sprouted from dust and water combining Don't know why you're ( correct usage here btw ) getting down votes simply for being retarded . Oh wait ... " Playing on a unranked server . " Oh there is a gene that allows some smokers to get lung cancer and some to resist it , although I have no proof of that . Just heard somewhere 6 ' 3 " and it happens with my belt loop and lanyard ALL THE TIME . used to happen when i would leave class , the lanyard would get wedged in the desk / chair combo and the desk would lift up and be all loud and i would get several looks What is this ? The YouTube comment box ? Who the fuck cares . Like it or hate it , it's a game . * chute You asshole . You said watch to the end . I had hopes that it would be awesome . Well ... It wasn't . After cutting my hair , i move to the chest , then get my mom to do my back , by the end i can fill up our whole bag-less vacuum that happens about once every 5-6 weeks You go to 9gag . If you strain too hard while taking a shit , you'll get a third testical ... This is r / ainbow , free speech zone . ALL mods are downvoted Looked at the comments on AA . Overwhelming consensus is that destroying cash will decrease the value of the remaining money supply . Gosh trading takes forever ಠ_ They're all Asian . When I was in elementary / middle school , I'd go around seeing who could come out and play , and they'd all be busy studying . And an s after the I have asthma . Hey , Chub-lipped shitface , you should spend your time on other stuff than sucking more dicks than Phil Collins . The noises that it makes are so satisfying for some reason just went to your page profile page and noticed you didnt have any posts in r / aww Ahh gotcha , I was on it from 12-4 pm . Day well spent :) Other than a few large bugs pelting me in the face You . You don't make sense . Well , this came from my Grandfather as I was searching for a Red Sox game on the TV for him . I got to a basketball game and he said , " Oh no that African Handball I dont watch that " . He was 96 . Yeah , I had tried them , but their site authenticates with certificates , and I got through the initial setup , and almost immediately I lost access to their site . They claim I have to register a second account and start over . It also blows having to export and install this certificate just to access their site from multiple computers . No , it's because it just isn't funny ... I usually laugh at people poking fun at ponies ... but this just wasn't clever . Nothing is better than an orgasm . Nothing . Vai is a good technical guitar player but is an enormous douche none the less . He brings gigantic fans to each of his gigs so he can have his hair fly back when he solos Inequality ? That guy is just a major douche , why was he your boyfriend for two years in the first place ? I was shown that I was an atheist in a vision . Token asian guy " Haha your hometown must have some pretty fucked up ... wait thats * my * hometown One day we will have a thread here where someone will tell how once his iPod got stolen , but the thief returned it later but had replaced all his music with crappy songs Well then I'm dumb Your lucky . When it happens to me I lose the crosshair as well . its a good thing when a 1000 people get fired ? And they wonder , why there is so much public resentment of the police . How about why so many people yell , fuck the police . Well , ... it's shit like this One time , I burned off the pads of my fingers with Veet while depilating my legs . I didn't even know that was fucking possible I don't know , I actually liked WaW , it expanded on the franchise and tried new things , some of which didn't work , but I still didn't feel like I just paid $ 110AUD for an expansion pack ( I'm looking at you Modern Warfare As of today , it has cost the American taxpayers $ 792,000 , just for keeping the data . 1 % Problems . My friend actually bought a sealed bag that turned out to have nothing but air in it . Fuck you potato chip companies Alien blue app for reddit has a ಠ_ಠ icon built in . I'm using it now cow spiders Tell me about it . I posted on f7u12 a few months back and I got a couple of those comments . The comic in question was about me when I was 2 Hey let's stereotype some one as a gangbanger because the baby's black . I clicked on the ice age post in their top voted ... that's me done with the internet for the day ... it's only 10am ... This is the Internet . There are random dicks EVERYWHERE Umm , the people that want it ? * sharpens pitchfork * That's the same photo Thank you for the compliment . Just ignore this other fellow over here , he's kinda ridiculous . Thank you for the compliment . Just ignore this other fellow over here , he's kinda ridiculous . Son gets laid . Father proud that he's a redditor . You honestly want help nagging someone about their religion while their grandmother is dying ? " stud " What the fuck ? I had an engineering internship at a manufacturing company a couple of years ago . Since I was the only person ( literally , the ONLY person ) on the engineering floor who was female , everyone assumed I was the secretary . Fuckin ' amazing name he_eats_da_poo_poo He's funny , cute , nerdy and gay . Oh lord he's perfect . I hate it when a tv is on when I'm trying to have a conversation ; half of what they say goes in one ear and out the other , even when I'm interested in what they're saying and disinterested in what's on the screen . So frustrating . ლ ( ich dachte the internet is for porn > Wait , you use adblock , but think it's morally wrong for me to repost content off of an artists site ? Fun fact , " oso " is my text shortcut for yeah ... like I said .... hit and * miss * I often tell the bagger that I don't need any bags and I'll just carry the items out . They always give me the Guy fucking Drake One friend told me how he thought he could be gay , but couldn't get into gay porn . Another girl told me she thought there was a lot of sexual tension between us That's good . And Sony's responsibility ... On behalf of Chelsea supporters everywhere : I hate to see people using YOLO as an excuse to make negative life decisions More like murder I swear , this fandom is freaking illiterate . Apparently people can't be bothered to read the wiki or a couple of news articles . If they would , we wouldn't have this problem . Or the problem of people still saying Miku is the first vocaloid , and that Haku and Neru are vocaloids she's mine > Dude the Quran was revealed during the 7th century , of course it has to be vague DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME ! and the poop looks like an egg At first , I was like " Heh " and then I was like What the actual fuck ? I don't even know how to respond to that . Once I saw a server full of guys with a skin of Link .... Mine goes apeshit with offbrand chargers but I don't blame moto for that . Mine had about 1 mm of space between the charge port and the plastic causing it to come loose and stop charging . Why even put a space there for it to break in the first place Reading your post made me realize how much of a God-complex I've developed when playing this game on Adderall I love the selection of quotes used in this article . Not that it would've saved him , but ... plain , basic , EMP L ? It's bloody Providence , shipping down a bit of faction ammo can't be * that * hard . Correct term is " less than lethal " The comments in this article ... According to that equation , it looks like the speed of light is equivalent to the hypotenuse of a right triangle . Which utterly makes no fucking sense ......... I've got a creeper in a suit with a TNT brain showing and I won't back down only because creepers are such a popular skin I am just the mod you're looking for .. ( waves hand ) I am just the mod you're looking for ( waves hand ) .. Cool I love cream pies ... wait one a second Fake boobs look good under clothes . Once the clothes come off ... You say tomato , I say armordillo . For them to do that I think they need to get people out of the cities . I mean I lvled a warr ( tank ) by just doing dungeons ... I never left org . I hardly spoke to people besides " Don't attack until I do " > Edit : Wow , it's really weird making a point in favor of creationism . I am more interested in that W / L ratio . " When I was fourteen I made ... dolls . " I'm not sure you have a firm grasp of what papercraft is . I was piloting a Venom with three passengers earlier today - got autobalanced , so the Venom crashed and killed my three teammates You misspeak , i am expected to assume you meant correct facts . I misspeak , you attack like a rabid dog . Double standard much ? With a short girl Anyone notice that one fuck in the background .. OP lied to us . His face will stop existing ? Your username sorry , I don't remember anything like this in fightclub . If there was more women folk that came in tall , us guys wouldn't have to settle for the damn ankle biters When I have a fake bill I usually buy trees with it . Only from the shady dealers that are assholes , not the nice ones . i find the speaking on the phone while driving more concerning than the slow left side adblock plus , my man . Tis what i use , otherwise i get slammed with ad's from where i work Yeah , that too , where " unsporting " means " won . " You wish being a daddy ? What ? I don't even ... How ... Does that even work ? Because of this thread .... I hate humanity a whole lot more ... Consume large quantities of meat no . When I worked at Sharper Image , I had a business man in a suit come in . He was clearly hopped up on coke or speed or some upper . He asked me for a gun safe . Given his state , I had a mega It was probably the mods . Even worse when you get it on acne . Feels bad just thinking about it . Or this subreddit is composed of a whole bunch of people , some of whom ridicule occasionally , and some of whom complain about being ridiculed occasionally , and you're interpreting that as * all of us * being butthurt hypocrites * all of the time * . Teachers reaction : Kissing your parents on the lips the q5 ? you should've have posted a q7 , that suv's huge When the cat turns of the touch xbox > > > > > > Little alien dude . It is the reddit cat I don't like the look of that sprinkler water placement on the girl on the far right .. makes me think of something else that girl is doing Got an error saying the picture doesnt exist ... What did you do to him I honestly just had a mouthful of pepsi as I was reading that . Hahaha , that * totally * makes me feel better man . Number 6 , > Edit : OP's username and this subreddit are two things that I don't need to have associated in my mind , so thanks for that . > " making it in the hole " I must learn this Empty IV bags . For god's sake , each shift is supposed to check on patients prior to heading in for report . Replace your damn IV bags if they're going to run out while we're in report . Oh and don't tell a patient that " the incoming nurse will give you your pain medicine " when they could've had it then ! The woman who mentions her partner in every single sentence ... The thumbnail is showing the Packers . Hahahaha wow You just inceptioned that into my head I looked All I have to say is I posted a question asking what I should do to help with my mothers developing alcoholism and was downvoted to oblivion in less than a minute , so I really don't know what this reddit is for . AskReddit ? Ok here's my question . Response : fuck you ! It seems people are downvoting every mod . > Are you attempting to pull cred on me ? Dr . Katz Do you have a recipe for red rice ? My grandmother was from Sullivan's Island , her rice was dope as hell . I've tried to make it but it's not quite right . " Haven't eaten in 60 hours wish I could do that every week . " How is meeting an attractive girl your age considered awkward ? Jag var riktigt orolig att vi hade ett fall av blackface här . You can snuggle and kiss with girls too ... I like Reaper a lot , still getting used to it though . Turns out my problem was the output volume on the module was too high My favorite song ever and I downvoted it easily I need Halladay to pitch a 27k perfect game to win today . Why does she have pac-man nipples ? C . R . T . * * The trolls ... Do not feed them . That is all . WTF did I just read ? The more quiet they are , the more kinky . Whenever I open task manager to close unresponsive programs , I see that task manager itself is using over 50 % of my CPU ... Is it just me or do they both have the same handwriting ? Like you just did ? I'm not sure I should be dating a homeless bozo like you . Dat thumbnail ... Shut up Who plays more minutes tonight , Fisher or Ibaka ? > the one about those vacation houses and walmart bags , and cutting the grass and so on ... You guys aren't even trying to troll subtly anymore Rangers : " Cocaine is your drug of choice " If you know who is he ? My safe queen is giving you the A friend of mine is getting close to asking his girlfriend to marry him because he's in his 30s and figures he should be married by now . My dad has a green cheek and it's a little bitch that likes to attack me whenever I am in the same room as her . " F hole " Yes - Students The brain is the most important organ ..... According to the brain . It's like it literally says " SIDEBOARD ME ! " The * whole thing * ? ! Oh god / r / okcupid is spreading ... Look at the second item ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Can't thank you enough ! Took your flash light advice and peeked down the scope , found a couple of hairline cracks in the mirror Yay obituary posts . OP delete the facebook id people can look up your profile with that alone This card doesnt even have cycling answer the question , sir . Yes , one letter would make it correct . Oh god He DID NOT OD on drugs . He was just addicted to them ... I misread the text in brackets as " ( black ) " 25 years later and I'm still just like " NOPENOPENOPENOPE " at the mention of that scene . you bastards made me scream I love my girlfriend when I took her . No , cart is only used for cartridge based games . I've never heard of anyone refer to a disc based game as a cart . alot = * you Christians * It's funny , because the Olympics is a tool of the Illuminati eugenicists alot = And yet America is fat and lazy , works 40 + hours a week and 1-2 week vacations a year I have a DiffEQ midterm next Monday disapproving dog Simple ? He insists he doesn't need to spend the money and it cant be that bad . You leave my blueberry waifu out of this ! damn it why do i always read the story before the username Is that sperm on her thigh ? Where did that Einstein part come in ? I am deeply insulted by this . Why don't you quit your job , starve and die . That is pretty much what your asking of this guy to do . Sorry but your as bad as any religious person who gets angry at other people for having a different opinion on life . It's his life choice and idiocy should not dictate what he wants to do . I made this face at fish in general > Dont upvote me you sand niggers , it ruins my score . How can he be an accountant and not know that . I'm sure all the people with dissertations due in soon agree High possibility he's a child ... Could they have made the tether any shorter ? ( This could be for the photo shoot , but Turn 3 titans ..... Yaaaaay After reading each bullet point from the first set , I ಠ_ಠ ' d . On some of them I even * * Vampiri si sanziene ? Why doesn't it even bother me anymore to see something like this His awesome Jarvin game says otherwise . Dat evil laugh from the heal bait . Hey , that's the same dress that my ... mother ... usually ... wears ... When I was 25 , I had to inform my ex-husband that women peed out of a separate hole ( NOT the vagina ) . He was floored and insisted that couldn't be correct . I had to pull out a copy of " Our Bodies , Ourselves " to show him the diagram . And we'd been married for several years , AND he'd watched me give birth . So you link to it . I thought the same thing . i was like I just watched those on YouTube . I saw the eps of Boyle , Cally , Step and Staal . Really great stuff . Even though the YouTube comments for Step and Cally's episodes were more focused on their moms TIL AlienBlue does not format spoiler tags ... I think it's the dog version of the look of disapproval : I got 2 words for you , urine soaked Good article . this isn't co-op I misread this for first time Some people have all the luck . I used to be a chef AND dishwasher ( i . e . the only guy in the kitchen ) . And I couldn't even do karate . Makes you wonder what Ann Romney's idea of a good time is ... The Russians committed horrific war crimes in Afghanistan . And yet the most upvoted comment on this thread is that the Russians should have kept at it longer Ok , now you're just fucking with me . We were taught " Naughty Elephants Suck Willies " by a teacher when we were 9 Little People Yes , because the banks and investment firms have been such good care-holders of wealth so far . That hand ... Wtf are those ? " From 9gag " ... 53 % of the ppl thinks he's a nutjob AC2 ? Yeah , not fun to platinum when you don't realise there were statistics on flags / feathers in the pause menu till the last few Behold , the patron saint of Oh I meant the initial one where I quoted your comment and followed with a A mi hermana que ahora tiene 18 años His eyes Reading this before bed last night made me dream the same thing . the writer's a girl Did you need the nip stand on her ? Title says beer ... Picture is of Corona ... I'm confused Cheers man , crazy what a fucking woman can do to your head ha What ? This story deserves more upvotes . This . That name Everyone is like " LOL ! " and Bert is like You'd never know if someone was a prostitute by night and a businessperson by day My original comment : 3 tits , that's awesome . - Then I saw it was a thumb .... One time a stoner told me I look like Kelly Osbourn . You know what i mean The mountain bike is a prime example of poor locking technique . While I agree with your overall message , I can't condone anyone using " Heh " as an entire sentence . But then you'd cheat ! I really didn't picture that until I read what you posted . Maybe it was the same guy My computer illiterate boss still pays for AOL . He uses it to email me questions about the store's website ... like what the prices of the products are Yes , and everyone loves Alex Smith now Why are some people getting upvoted and others downvoted with all y'all saying pretty much the same thing Here's just snip for other redditors : Of course I would I cannot phantom this idea , it's simply too much for me . Happened to me this morning , then I fell back asleep and still wound up late , then stepped in gum . I did Don't you mean you went shopping * tomorrow * ? > It's a hotdog , not the Jonestown Massacre . my boss once told me I do my work to efficiently and that I need to stop because he feels like i'm just trying to outdo him . Right above the image . My hologram brother died that way . alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = My gf seriously just asked me which ones the dad then alot = alot = alot = alot = ' All white people are racist ' half expected to see the subreddit this was posted into was circlejerk ... then I realized I wasnt on the home page . Once I told a women in my class she should go make me a sandwich . That cunt overreacted and fucking friend zoned me , so i called her a feminazi who should get back in the kitchen . She called me sexist ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ H-how old are you ? alot = alot = alot = alot = ... Imagine all the personas Really ? You couldn't just Google this ? alot = alot = ...... this is a baby cat . 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So I'm strangely ok with hunting and killing poachers . alot = You should be number one , those other two guys only did one week alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = What I never understood is how you can disguise yourself and run down the street faster than a car , or scale an entire building with one jump , and everybody thinks it's normal . So there's 2 dude in a marauder suit ? That , , s a she male Why do you have half a dog next to you ? it's just the name of the dog dude ? i know that sami is the word samis prefer , i'm part sami You gotta be pretty damn lazy to not even watch the original video How did you know I would go for Yes . I got college all day Yeah , sewing using fabric patterns ( which have not fallen victim to size inflation ) is disconcerting because I magically gain 6 sizes Cheddar is an English cheese . from Britain . My Little In spite of nearly every comment in the thread being critical of this lame argument it's still on the front page . It's shit like this , r / atheism Because increasing his health , mana , AP and sustainability in lane is really playing against all his strengths ... I wouldn't pay 25 keys for a luck based weapon 100 % Real Leather Context ? I can only assume this was a blind guy ice fishing with his cruel buddies , who tied a string to him to let him wander off to pee , then gave a yank after he reached the * ahem * point of no return . It looks like Do you use that famous " Thank you for that .... alot = Same for me too . It was on tv in the middle of the day and it blew my mind . alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = people that post alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = Bamboozle was on Teletext alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = That's probably why there are already companies doing it alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = I don't see any nudes . Tonight you ... 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This is disturbing . Okay one more . Just finished the thread Dachte ich mir gerade auch Wait wait , there are Winonans who go on Reddit ? Thing is , we're not dating Counter , as in , you simply using the M26 ? Oh god why I can't stand steam support either , in fact , I don't think I've ever got help from them . It just ends with me growing extremely impatient after a 2 week span I get a copy and paste response with zero relation to my particular problem . Actually had them close tickets without responding even once or twice . Annoys me that it's not as frequent where they suck so we get shunned I liked the platforming . Fighting is fun , but there are plenty of other modes to play if you wanted to fight . What I really didn't like about SSE though was the repetitiveness . The levels were already similar enough and then we had to do it all backwards Said the wasteful consumer . He slept with young boys ? You're a tattletale * and * a coward . OH GOD . 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To hear him talk like I only knew him to then all of a sudden scream must have been extremely startling . " We'll just put a happy little tree right here and we're all done . NOW DROP AND GIVE TWENTY MAGGOTS ! ! ! ! ! " Tried to read at lunch , got disgusted and stopped ... now I'm back and can't look away . blonde haired blue eyed black male I'm not going to tell on you , but ... I think it was a dirty hit on Turgeon ! Just joking , we have gotten over that . No , I bought it regular on steam Every time . Stay away from the frozen food section though ... hard to keep eye contact I would hear this playing in the radio , point it out and people would brush it off . WTF society ! Why the fuck would I be a troll ? Ugh . No kidding . They should have left him as a Horseman and then not have them completely buried by the nWo . lmfao . ok , let's try that in English . You've modified the suspension on " just about any Subaru race car " ? Sure you have . There was no conversation . ... but who took the picture ? female caterpie turned into male metapod turned into female butterfree Woo living in Cypress ! Woo commuting down 290 and back every day . Woo . Guys , don't downvote Since 88 . He has a point . The guy calls himself UncleJuice in norwegian I thought I was the only one that had done this . When he finally sat down at the end of that gif I was like ' there ya go , old buddy , see ? It wasn't that bad ' . Partly because it's true , and partly because I don't want to see anymore people dying in gif format . What ... ? You're right , it will be much funnier tomorrow . ... Star Wars x adidas Originals * * " Yoga " * * I'm not sure why one would even compare the D7000 to the D3200 is it just me or did that cop look exactly like hitler ? Did this guy really just float the idea of trading away Hoyer for Gaffney ? Wow .. Way to go guys . Downvote him to hell , that will surely teach him . I gave them to him today . 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I don't think you thought that through at all , Sir yeah ... because a guy holding a shield can stop a 2000lb . monster charging at you at god only knows what speed ... Good work game physics And it's a good thing that you've killed that dread beast . Now you will survive another day to have poor trigger discipline ... I got kicked off a bus once because the driver thought my clarinet was suspicious . I even opened the case and showed her what was inside : an instrument and some sheet music . Misread this ; at first I thought it said " Oat sauce . " > Stop trying to sound educated Still nothing from my provider , Time Warner Cable , about HBOGO on the Roku . One exception though . Door do not reach floor I upvoted for you . I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY ! 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He doesn't notify anyone anymore , he thinks its hilarious to just put the lid down and let the succession of people who wake up before him in the morning discover it It annoys me . It turns the focus on Shaqs extreme desire to emphasis his statistical superiority and takes away from the present activity way too much . I used to love Shaq , now I think he's a sad clown with a low self esteem . I'm craving rice crispies . There's a Greatest Hits edition ? Of a strategy guide ? Why does it sound like someone is testing some sort of experimental antigravity field near the tv ? I'm the head ref at my local field ! Each field carries their own set of rules and responsibilities so it really varies . I actually rarely get shot . Then again , I have boobs . Most of the guys avoid shooting me , while our regulars decide I'm a perfect target . Well , I never got mine , and it was from a LEGIT case of Stella Artois . So , yeah , I still think it doesn't work . Wait .... really ? I read " he's fucking the cute pup home " What is the world coming to . Thanks for all of the great advice guys . I've been able to dissect it and determine that I'm a pestering female whom is also a closet homosexual . No wonder the relationship didn't work out ! City bus . I was close enough to a trolley stop that I didn't give a fuck apart from having to wait an extra 3 minutes and being totally bewildered that the driver didn't know what a clarinet was . I get that no one listens to Benny Goodman or Jimmy Dorsey anymore , and I get that a briefcase lookalike may invite suspicion , but to not know a basic instrument when you see one ? I tested out only using a VPN on my pc and next I was blacked out b / c my credit card address was in the same zipcode as the game . I'm no expert , but if I were to hazard a guess , I'd say that's not what that's supposed to look like Probably a theist too . You have asthma and smoke ? Sister's work made them use I . E . instead of Firefox , because Firefox had too many security issues , or something to that effect . You're reposting something so old that even Tosh . 0 has used it for material My mom , when she was a kid , ( back in the 50 ' s , ) went to a Cleveland Indians game with her friend , ( who was a boy , ) and his dad . She caught a ball , and sure enough the dad told her that she had to give the ball to his son , " because she was a girl , and baseball is for boys . " Mother . Of . God . I've been looking for these all my life . What is that pinkness and what not That is obscene You said big bag of funions on your desk ... You don't think stoned high school kids will notice ? .... Come on bro Some people are assholes ( v I will never be able to look at my tea the same way again ... Look at the chalkboard , u may see something mildly surprising . How much do you have to spend to get a free item ? 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There's a red rectangle over my parents house We're getting our asses kicked globally because while every other nation on earth is pouring massive resources into alt-energy technology .... we're stuck with a bunch of doddering white Republicans obsessed with gay marriage and passing Constituional amendments to outlaw birth control ! A friend of mine showed me this in class three days ago . On * 9gag * They probably have some secret girls only server Saw Shadbase and cringed . Read the comic , and luckily Skyrim didn't die inside of me ... like every other game and kid show he's made cartoons of Only because the priest was sufficiently advanced not to go ahead with the whole " black people are the result of Cain's sin " shit I thought grandma was O . K . until I got to # 6 I don't want to talk about skyrim . I just lost my 60 hour save and still want to play it . But not from lvl 1 Really don't understand what he's doing in the apple subreddit anyways No freaking kidding . A couple years after graduating I had someone from my old highschool who told me everyone was afraid I was going to bring a gun to school . It was one of those " Are we looking at the same pictures ? Saw this yesterday in r / photoshop battles He got pulled over a lot for drunk driving in his younger years . " alot " Nice to see this making the front page again . Yeah , the bullets and bombs are flying just like that , right ? At first , I thought it said that she gave birth to 69 children at once ... I hear you on that one . The parents are the biggest thing I'm worried about . You know you're a teacher when you ask : Why the hell is this kid so much trouble ? And then you meat he parents ... If he turned a little to his left , he would look like this : Oil is a great way to keep them off your tail Must know what happened here > Le I try and drink " cheap " juices , being that they're mostly water . I can get two cups of that down What's the bet you would find this on the front page of r / spacedicks Yes , Did you really come here just to post about Facebook ? I did this in 20 seconds with beer . it's not askedasthoughimfive it's explainlikeimfive , isn't it ? y u no eli 5 ლ ( Maybe it was season long bet that the Leafs wouldn't fucking blow their season out of the water . Oh , this is gonna be good I'm one of those managers I guess It's not that funny when someone shit on your face Do they really want " adobe flash " to play an iOS demo vid ? Ah , this . I'm quite disappointed that I have to steal the Elements of Harmony with Braeburn . How often do you go for a run and how long for ? One day I would like a body like that . 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I'm not sure it's fair to call what you've illustrated research , but these types of operations are the underpinnings of things like stochastic modeling , which is research-ish . It's weird how cops don't like us > I pointed out how using polls was a logical fallacy ... so you respond with more polling ? Better polling ? Went back just to see what you were talking about . Now I'm all > We're getting our asses kicked globally because while every other nation on earth is pouring massive resources into alt-energy technology .... we're stuck with a bunch of doddering white Republicans obsessed with gay marriage and passing Constituional amendments to outlaw birth control ! Black people dont play frisbee I thought I'd missed something too . I briefly decided that I'd just have to play the multiplayer , and the good endings ( not necessarily happy , just good ) would unlock . Joke was on everyone . It's a good idea but you flat out stole it from the man . Incredibly shitty move Parent pleasuring themselves in the same bed as a child ? Down-voted because neither are you my trig teacher in high school would explain a problem , we didn't understand , so she'd explain it again , and get a different answer . My heart rate goes up every time I get a text message . I have the alert sound for my text tone , and the codec ring for my ringtone . The codec ring isn't terrifying though . I feel a bit like the character in the comic when I get texts , except I put my phone on silent when I'm in class Internet explorer I misread this as " pillow farts " That means your implying that Big Macs taste good . I think you spelled " eh " wrong . this is a man who made a " iron spider " suit for peter parker to use . all the while using it to collect data on his supposed " right hand man " . The metroids are here I fucking despise this one . What makes them think they can tell me what I believe and / or know about things ? I still don't have a shiny and my eyes are stuck like this " You had a testimony when you were younger ! " Yeah because I was a kid and easier to influence , and I didn't want you beating me . Those eyebrows .... " You have been disconnected from the battle.net service " Internet Explorer is not that bad . " we're in no danger from border hopping Mexicans , " My last name is Gray and everyone spells it as Grey . I live in America John Lennon is dead ? ! ! ! Thanks for the link for confirmation I am both shocked and not surprised that this exists on the internet ... Wow ! I never thought of this . I have seen it there but i never played with it . It's cool enough to make me consider dropping my grandfathered unlimited plan . The only thing I got out of this article is there are midgets in the Olympics . I remember when Arizona was in the NFC East Two and a half years . ಠ_ಠ an Seriously why do people do this ? What's so special about 4/20 ? At my school we always called it Senior Skip Day . Apparently some parents think it's sanctioned so they call their kids out redditor for 34 min Yeah it really sucks when I'm trying to find all the jailbait and gore you post And you decided to test this on an ultra-hardcore ? A hallucination . For some reason my brain quickly read that as " pillow farts " I asked for a Havana Club and Coke in a bar and after a few minutes the bar tender asked me what is Havana Club , I was like " The withdrawal of a name cancels the effects of baptism " In Twitter you have a limit ... In Facebook you can yell forever . Was reading further back for context , and 2 Kings is violent ! Verses 10 and 12 he incinerated 104 soldiers who were just doing an errand for their king . Well that's shitty . Oh that will help reddit's image Oh dear god ! Lollipops ... My mouth gets all sugar-dry from those . It's worse than morning mouth after forgetting to brush your teeth the night before . 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My boss only knows about maybe a tenth of the time that I have spent working on the sites . Read this as " The most beautiful penis " I would love to know how your life can possibly suck more than my life CURRENTLY . Just curious Well at least you spelled medieval right how did you manage to do that ? Dat username No , but I bet it less annoying than CHEMOTHERAPY . Did the guy make eyes at the jury after the verdict ! ? Hey man . Leave the kiwis alone So , yes ? Yeah , it chafes when I urinate all over myself . Parking is sometimes just that shitty . I work in the West Loop over by Racine and Adams , and there is absolutely ZERO parking when I come in from 290 . I usually end up making figure 8s around the area for a good half-hour just hoping in vain that a freed-up space will appear around the next corner . Then I'll just say " fuck it " and park somewhere semi-illegally and shitty just so i can get to work . Now just think , I need to do this everyday , five days a week ... I just violated Derpy Hooves Fuck that , she smoked a pack and a half a day and ate like shit .... but her family is convinced the Coke killed her . says Samuriguy Their source is a high school math teacher He crossposted it to * three * other subreddits . and why is it faded Wrong sub ... I don't even ... I'll just go with this : At least there were 2 sequels to Mass Effect Anywhere I can read about these plans ? Not much on tfwiki.net Redditors - Masters of romance . hahah Dammit , that makes me feel worse . Haven't had that problem , owned it about 6 months and it gets heavy usage ( read : too much reddit Bro , you're in denial . Posted a month ago Redditor for 9 months . FUCK . Just in time for my graduation . That was Canadian money Another ' iPhone ' relevant post Cannot unsee legs .... Clearyl this menace to society needed to be dealt with from hard earned tax paying dollars . I can sleep safe at night knowing this officer of the law is protecting the street of america . Not before I read this post . Yep , and now I can't find it on my DVDs Dude , take it down . There's crazies out there . Sloppy bitch That entire episode was just . . . how does it work ? What if god is one of us ? Wrong movie The fuck was that shadow ? Mine is simply " Tom " and I still cringe but I guess I should feel quite happy I was suspending my disbelief until this comment . > " Anti-Muslim racism " ... Racism that is not based on race . Makes perfect sense . " is a righty " " DivisibleByNone was kicked for using grenades " Waited way too long for gif to load Vehicles , I think vehicles are actually more dangerous Reddit is such a giving community Only thing I can think of is that she kinda has a " hate aggressive recon . " Every time I see this at the bar I go : I just stumbled into this post and have no fucking clue what you Brits are talking about , and I speak English . But I'll tell you this , if you're going to a place called Ladbrokes , without the slightest bit of irony , you deserve to lose every penny ( pence ? ) you have . Images of girls jumping should be gifs I used tumblr before it was popular Hun mener at underklassen ikke bør få børn . Hun kommer fra en underklasse-familie . " I 2010 betalte Maersk reelt kun omkring 55 milioner i skat i Danmark " ... Hvad med de 150 millioner om året som Gentofte nu savner ? I remember you doing this .. not that we know each other out of the internet . James . Congratulations on making it to the 8th grade and not having children ! My sister wasn't able to pull that one off Oh no , I ain't searching for no blue waffles ... His hands have foreskin . Then why do women always test men in the relationship . You're using the Wonka meme to make fun of people for being unoriginal ? I do not think tactical means what the journalists think it means . " Tactical , tactical everywhere " ... Thanks for changing the meaning of that phrase for me hit a whole new level ... cisco . Please don't call it San Fran No screenshots in r / pics > That's not at all uncommon It's on I use the Internet for more than Facebook Comic Sans I was with you until " egg-heads . " So which son of a bitch fucked a koala and started this shit . You didn't sign the back My neighbors owned a little chiweenie ( freakin adorable ! ) that would escape from their yard often . The kids ( 3 under the age of 10 ) would chase and catch him and just toss him back over the fence . That would make it aisle 5 or 7 . Whats with the eyes fella Put a fucking NSFW tag on that shit . How'd I do reddit ? If you transfer 22 drones at 8 minutes , you probably deserve that ... Apostrophes are becoming obsolete . All you really need to determine whether it's a contraction or not is context . It's an unnecessary piece of punctuation . If you can correct him , then you obviously know what he was trying to say . Wtf did I just read ! ? ah , another anti-American post . ... thank you for that . then what was the thing with his arm ! ? It sounds gross and cute at the same time . I'm pay $ 11,000 per SEMESTER for my medical school ... ( US , public / state school , and that's for IN-STATE tuition ! ) No wonder American health care costs so much That's crazy ! I haven't even won a coffee yet this year didnt not know that I thought she was going to do something else . So I stayed staring for a good 48 seconds . " lol atheists go to heaven " No it was some novelty account saying just the tip with a nsfw picture of someguys tip of his dick cut off Googled it and got necro ( rapper ) as a first result and * * * porn for the rest . * * * That is actualy pretty great . I'd pay a thousand just to see the face of the guy in charge of all the post-mortem crap . Just a plain ol ' Because most everything on it are random facts no one knows or shit about other versions . " What catagorie is pink in * Trivial Pursuit : Sports Edition * ? " shameful military propaganda ! And not all anti-theistic types are the loud , obnoxious sort that most seem to think we are . I will follow mike's lead and do the same . Just imagine if it had been Marv and not Joe ' Shorty ' Pesci … Yea there's tons of quality but it's not free I was thinking the same about you The Capitol in Forest Hill , London . It used to be a massive theatre , and it would be put to better use as a music venue , but no ... its a Wetherspoons . False . Absolutely , completely false . Translatin please Not on a self post . There was a dog at our local shelter that befriended a rock ... I kid you not , she couldn't go into her kennel unless it was in there as well . That Cue Ball trainer ... why ... is he wearing a crotch cup that look like a Ditto ? You touch your bellybutton ? Good god You English ? I feel like that is a generally English thing to call an annoying figure of authority Because prejudice is bad unless it's against women * sees username * and remove sim cards ? Yes he is a cunt , this is in no way an over-reaction at all . Perfectly normal response from a completely mentally stable person . That's a moth > My reaction was " whoa , cool " . I'm ~ ~ Russian ~ ~ * crazy * . HAHA .. No , seriously though , enough joking , where are the gonewild posts Oh shut up ... it's just a freakin door for creeps sake . ლ ( So you would revoke the license My friend literally had the cops going back and forth between his house and the his ex girlfriends house because she was getting too serious saying she was going to kill herself because he broke up with her . She kept viciously lying to them and he was like no seriously , here are the text messages , have at . I thought it was going to be a spider or a raccoon or something . I couldn't tell what it was until I read the comments . Now I have trouble looking without pissing myself . Only reason someone would pay for this hub is if they're too lazy to pull back and flip the plug over . It's not that hard , folks Cats shouldn't eat pizza . Admittedly , my uncle , who used to be a fire fighter , told me stories about how , when people got stuck in a building on the fifth story , he and his friend took the elevator up ( ha ) and beat the fire down with wooden planks . And then seven people took the elevator down . Spaghetti prophet ... Well ... now it's not . Then an hour later she is dating someone . As I said in the title , it's Castle Dour Wailord isn't even dense enough to go underwater it is down Just because she can , doesn't mean she should . Im usually stuck with asshole teammates who knife my vests / trophy system / SAM turret They ain't all that bad gents ! I had a firm one ... Once ... " This pleases me , Father " ? I hope it's a troll . What . 37 years old . We felt the same without Daniel . " Let's garner support for a movement against international injustice by marring a memorial for domestic injustice . " Great logic . But of course Who could possibly use Christianity as a reason to deny global warming ? Whoa , that's a lot of missing flesh ! That's no tramp stamp . It's a cow with a male voice and udders " Just hit a new level " It pisses me off to no end that this little bastard is going to get more action in 7-10 days than I will in 7-10 years But Firefly is so much better . Human = Animal My Iron Ring and I disapprove of your stereotyping . Because child molestation is funny . I thought you'd found the final boss Spider ! ! A perfect game is awful baseball ? I thought you were joking . Then I looked it up . Holy fuck . You're welcome . Now LEAVE IT ALONE ! Fuck children ? Just kidding then I'd be my dad . Boobs ! Ass cream is not a laughing matter I used to think that chicks had a vagina and a ball-sack Well no shit , especially when you threw on the cling after she didn't reply for 20 minutes Wow . There has never been a more " Mother of God ... " moment in the history of the universe ! She can only come out at night ... Mother of god ... Were they " stunned " as in impressed , or " stunned " as in To bad nobody explained this better , some people got kicked I do this all the time ! ! ! Where's my karma ? ? And you omitted Sweetie Belle why ? You've learned * * NOTHING * * from Henrik Zetterberg ! redditor for 6 days and a trusted trader without any rep ? Male genital mutilation ? Half of everything on / r / TheLastAirbender is tagged NSFW … for some reason . Went through an RBT , got drug tested . Was totally sober . I guess I looked high or something . Drug testing on 4/20 day It looks quite disturbing , actually . ಠ_ಠ just mod 4 Those last few books ruined pretty much everyone for me though . K . A . Applegate needs to learn how to end a gorram series in a satisfactory manner He didn't get subbed Yes , your limits at making a proper title it seems . But seriousle ... * seriously * the squid They change magnemite to electric steel in generation II , but not Electrode So many posts named I went to a wedding once only for it to be filled with real life god botherers . Theirs was a dry reception , too . Depends on the body part , and how much of it you wish to keep I'm fine with the support pool as long as the other team doesn't pick my Janna I like how you don't even pretend to be objective . My sister-in-laws boyfriend made a scene about him having to buy a white tie to the funeral of the girls grandpa . He argued that they were expensive . This is from a guy who spends hundred ( if not thousands ) of dollars on japanese collector toys ... Yeah and commies ! Welsh Redditors ... Hey ! Engineers can be good looking too It was a good post but next time don't title something " a planet called cassiopeiae at 1:13 So " business as usual " is your answer ? I hope you're right . I'll make sure I get factory-sealed jerky . No one wants dew on their beef Not like there is a particular shortage of DOTA or FPS / TPS games as of late , lol . I just love the charm the game has , but it's currency system is ridiculous . Not to mention the fact that the game wasn't even supposed to be released yet for several months , but they managed to have a fully functional store open just in time for " release " " Olé ! " is a Spanish ( as in Spain ) term , not Mexican . Why isn't there a NSFL red banner like the NSFW one ? Seriously , it's not hard to come up with a title other than " " All white cathedral " I had to go buy another bucket of protein powder on Saturday , and on my way back home I ran into an old acquaintance . She took a look at my huge bucket of protein powder and said " Oh are you going to start working out ? " . Start ? Bitch , I've been training my ass off for the last three years . Have I really made that little progress ? Yes because the Prophet ( PBUH ) travelled to Rome , Athens , and Alexandria to get the wealth of the world's knowledge . Someone told me that these frames are supposed to resemble an aircraft taking off ... No he doesn't You really couldn't finish typing " Washington " ? Yes , let the animal born and raised in captivity free .... REO Speedwagon , Styx and Ted Nugent . Next show will be Eve 6 , Third Eye Blind and Blues Traveler ? Completey wrong , and you keep repeating it like you know what you're talking about . haha . Oh man . Memories . Is it just me or is stuff like this happening more and more . I live in Toronto Canada and recently there was a case all over the news about honour killings . They know its illegal and don't care . Damn crazy people holy shit that is a dumbass thing to do Why does 2002 look like 1995 ? > Oh I forgot , having money makes you better then everyone else , right ? Did you honestly type " they'res " ? Kill it with fire All it gave me was Norn Warrior and Charr Mesmer , I clicked compute 20 times . Not very random We have $ 30 scratchies in my state , yes $ 30 for 1 scratch game The world needs more guys like yours ! Definitely a keeper . The last time that happened to me , I cleaned the guy's sheets for him , blew him a few times as an apology and he never talked to me again Actually yes Sweet Jesus Last month , I had 3 periods . I had my regular period , then started new birth control right afterward . I had to take plan B , because the condom broke too soon after starting the new birth control , which gave me a period a couple days later . Then it was the 4th week , so I was off the birth control for a week , which gave me a period . I once , back when I was 12 or so , got a brick from my uncle , with the words " Works with playstation ! " on the box . Yeah , Washington and FDR defiantly had no reason to go to war . I still thought it was funny . Usually it's something stupid about weed funding Al Qaeda . So when they do something like this at least i can laugh rather than I love how it's popular among females ... Trying not to think about that in relation to their username ... But .. How do you prove that the proof is true ? How is this new ? I've had LED lightbulbs for almost a year now , and I live in Sweden ! Sure , they don't look as fancy as the Phillips ones , but they have warm-ish light , are said to last 25 years , use 85 % less energy than normal lightbulbs and cost about 100 SEK which is around 15 $ ! I live in a small rural community . There seems to be a lot of drinking and smoking going on , and I don't want to be a part of that . I guess it's frowned upon to not want to get into illegal stuff . i'm kinda diggin ' that song but ... what the * * FUCK * * did i just watch ? ! ? ! I was browsing r / all but that doesn't mean I just let my 4 year old see everything i'm browsing > you are completely psychotic or just trolling > 1 ) Legalize and regulate Marijuana like alcohol ( I know this sounds cliche , but it makes sense I got a printer for my 18th birthday . I actually needed one bad , but I was not expecting that to be my * birthday present * Yeah ! It's not like the article explicitly mentions the scientists holding similar opinions , making the above attempt at extrapolation totally understandable , or anything . Wait ... " Though the data were very 21st century , the conclusions are nothing new from an evolutionary standpoint ... we know from traditional populations that men don't get involved in child care so much , so they're not so involved in helping with the grandchild " ... oh , shit ... you clearly weren't taking an English test The guy who introduced me to ASoIaF pronounced her name Bre-nee-nee Antistatist , you know like antistatist.org . . . like in the link . ლ ( Still waiting for proof . My name is roberto and im italian wtf Those socks . No just no . have you ever done anything to do with math in your life Oh my And morons are usually the ones who reproduce the most You could've bothered to spellcheck a four-word sentence . Niggers huh ? He must be one rolling joints . Real niggA's smoke blunts . Yes , also don't forget Diggy Simmons She said it was Target , come on man , get with the program ! Not even for that price . dat username . Diane Carrol ? I feel your pain . When overtime started my knee was bouncing so hard the guy at the bar gave me a free shot and told me to calm the fuck down . Caption is " Oh Thank God " ... If it happens again in the future ? Those idiots ask you to ruin steak ? Steak shouldn't be pink , it should be fucking red . My friend would make me do this with Animal Crossing dafuq did i just read .... Dear CBC : please stop assuming that I want to watch your stream in Punjabi . It's great that you have it , but it should probably not be your default when someone clicks . Redditor for 2921 hours Am i the only who feels bad ? Because i really do feel bad for the octopus ... Oh god It was popularized by XKCD . I modified it for the purposes of this thread ... They were on sale at my Walgreens but not the neon colors The funny thing is you were looking up the Seattle Sperm Bank on the google maps wow , 2009 ? How did you do it with such primitive technology ? And it wasn't even the person who he / she was marrying rush limbaughs brother david made a personal attack on me then blocked me on twitter after i posted a link to factcheck.org rebuking his argument about Obama chartering a private jet for his dog to go on vacation . He posted everywhere . " No one can deny they gave it there all " I remember back in the 90 ' s Biggie Smalls had lyrics about how he carried a Glock with Black Talons in the clip ( I believe he was suggesting that he used them to shoot Tupac Robot enrichment ? The New Orleans Hurricanes Yeah - ruin this guys WHOLE LIFE over a drunken prank . That sounds like a great idea . This is the first time anyone has ever seen this ! I honestly couldn't tell that from some of the questions asked on this Subreddit . Yeah because you got in trouble for that . Little shit . Seems legit ? I don't want to be rude but .. no shit that's pretty obvious Potentially wasted loading time ? Oh , but * still * IIRC you're good at destroying maps too My sister ( 19 ) gave me acne cream . what has this world come to I see no problem keeping the dog I mean it's their fault for leaving a dog next to an unsupervised baby , Idiots In prison , it's YOU who sucks . No shit Yeah , it always annoyed me that my squadmates could scale the 6 foot wall with ease yet I had to get a boost to get over it . Did you cut the ears by yourself ? Not always Glad I'm on Reddit in private . Yeah I caught that too . This ... In some cases I end up looking for the S position on the list ( as in Spain ) and it's really there , but in spanish which is Espa ña The trick is to not be so obvious and stand there > You can edit your comments ..... somehow , i dont think Carlos Jacome had 401K or dental .. Oh WTF That baby like her dick in his ass ... Seconded . Also on that note , how in the name of Gooooogle would somebody so well oriented in the ways of the interwebs think it's a new product based on there being a new commercial ? Fourth or fifth grade ? Shit , dude . I know a guy in eighth who still believes ... I hate japanese art I'm not going to argue on the fact that they're important . They're just so crawly and shit * tilts head sideways * Because 2001-2010 should've never happened ... ( ╯ This is old ... I don't get it . You both spoke with incorrect grammar .. things only deserve to live if there aren't a lot of other members of their species ? I sure hope you are At first I read this as " stop killing transgendered species " Mother of absolute fuck . I hate your family . I already texted my mom too Obvious troll is obvious . Unless you have some serious trauma in your past , nobody would act like this toward their nephew . You should be ashamed . You are no sir . Hopefully not a rental Nickelback is just a victim of a hate-all-canadian meme scheme . It's all Justin Bieber's fault ... YUCK .. last owner's hair . Why are hitting on your mother ? Too much ... I'm here to defend the right of people to carry out rotten ideas with likely shitty outcomes . And you wonder why your parents are hyper worried about you ... It's not a ninja edit if you announce it This was released March 9th I knew this was coming ... Hahahaha , you must give us an update . If she's serious , I might actually eat my shoes THIS is the only post that actually answers the question . Well , the one I'm replying to , techincally * this * post doesn't add anything of value . Anyway the point is : True enough . Although , it would be a different experience . Even though they're twins . I do not want to see how ' shitty watercolour ' would interpret that . Dammit , my brain actually went " it's mane " None load past 1 % Cheese curds . . . and all you're worried about is your cup . Mine didn't auto correct to anything And here I am paying more than $ 6.80 / gallon ( ¥ 148 / L ) over here in Japan and you got troubles ? Newfag direct links to 4chan ... But Zelda is the guy .... You drew the princess . > The poor results on my upcoming exams would not agree with thanking Blizzard . Also , I take chemistry courses . All types of chemistry courses . Physical chemistry , macro chemistry , analytical chemistry . All types . I think it's important that you know I take chemistry courses , and that it's not just any grades that will be affected , it's chemistry grades Roaches are small ? Some couple named their kid ' ' Dovahkiin ' ' for free Bethesda games . 15 year old man ... Yeah , cause there's actually people that WANT to look like Left Brain I just made this face in real life : Cup of water after every beer ? ' * On * accident ' That's really nice at the beginning , but a bit If you appear desperate enough they won't do anything . The other women look like this Yes , I totally agree . It's great that kids know what shuffling is but today's shuffling is basically jerkin ' thanks to LMFAO Have ALL the relationships ended up with being ditched in the woods ? Clearly you didn't check that he checked . Okay .... respect the person's gender identity who doesn't respect your sexual orientation . Got it . That website doesn't look like bing How much trouble would I be in .... ( / What about just the two of them getting drunk in her studio apartment ? I'm not sure you know what a thumbnail is . Except he's laying it up . I think people just find it hard to take Turkey's stance on moral / political issues seriously when it has tried in vain to cover up the government sponsored massacre of millions of people . It's like the USA imposing sanctions on countries that track citizens net usage For Digg ? Are you saying population of most of the countries in this list are fixing deformities . My name is Audrey , and sadly that would be the case in my family How does she still have a job ? ~ ~ British ~ ~ food ... Aussie food ... Repost from the front page ... Wtf . I think I've ran into you in at least half of the subreddits i'm subscribed too Who the hell is upvoting it ? Web development pretty much downplays itself if you hate Silent Realm , I think it's better for you to no buy Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks Don't complain , he made this for you ! But I can't pee with people watching me . Nowhere in that quote does it say " Death is nothing " I read ' rubber brand gum ' You were drunk ? Oooooh well then that makes it perfectly ok . He did , didn't he ? my co-ops and internships were paid It's shit like this why I still can't get a job . You have to have loads of experience already , so there's nowhere that I feel like I can apply to without getting a yeah at my house i seriously have to make at least a gallon of sweet tea a day . i fucking love sweet tea iBuypower is like just as bad as Alienware Billet grilles ... Yup . That's all that is . It's JUST a tree . hold on Umm wat ? In the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire , Neville gave Harry the Gillyweed instead of Dobby . Because this is really your dog , and hasn't been circulating the Internet for at least a year Apparently Ned's daddy Lord Rickard was alright with flaying I read that as " fuck the doctor " He said link , not comment This isn't exactly a movie , these kids didn't have a plan going in . ' so uh if a madman decides to come her on a killing spree , heres what we do ' Period . Are you trying to get the taste of something out of your mouth ? yeah , thanks for the spoiler ...... So this is why everyone hates scooters Upvote , until I saw the 9GAG thing at the bottom . > Yeah , OK , Smokalotapotamus . Does this ..... what ...... Big happy smile , make a joke ( that's actually funny ) , run his hand through his hair , fix his glasses ( if they have glasses ... personally I think guys with glasses are really cute [ maybe because I have glasses myself , I dunno ] ) , make eye contact when talking ( look in my eyes , look away [ but not at my boobs I purposefully came here knowing I'm ignorant and unaware , making it very clear that I am here to learn . I'm sorry . Do I offend you with my lack of knowledge ? Have I done something wrong ? I'm sorry , for whatever I may have done . Also why would Jesus fuck his mum ? It's become downright depressing Actually if you turn around during the beam run , you'll find your squad actually just stands there and watches you . Helm's Deep Not even once . " swimming " I've seen " ethnic cleansing " played in response to " Things white people like " ... Yeah .. what a * fun * fact Drawing rage faces … If that's the Delaware River ... are you posting photos of New Jersey ? ! or Humans You know what would be awesome ? If I could get a stand alone streaming HBO subscription in addition to Netflix . That's exactly what it feel like . or you're about to have to worst diarrhea ever . New Zealand food ... If we are going there , I think you meant to say molested . You just had to , didn't you ? Damn it . Me too . OP thanked areo for the list of useful programs and got downvoted ... no butter : NA 201 Your " ( if ) you know what I mean " does not match your A random guy once pissed on my car ... As I was walking up to it . Of course it's effeminate . It's not real music like COUNTRY music , give me some shania twain I'll Rock that shit all the way to Nashville What the actual fuck is * babydancing * But ... we do teach them the history of science nc state has 500,000+ votes Nigger baby . They were driving down the road doin 80 throwing those pop rock things and shooting of cap guns . And I was in 4th grade . White text on white chef uniform ... I still don't understand why you do this She's either a world class troll or she's really fucking psycho . Fuck that bitch and her 6 figure salary . I'm not sure if i should be creeped out or just worried This is very true . When i was around 14 - 17 everyone started calling me Harry potter and justin bieber . Now , people call me collin farrell . Couldn't help but think that maybe white faces are recycled Same here . Switched to a laptop and still nothing . That's my job . What the fuck kind of Dildo's do YOU use . My friend owns a floor of the Plaza ( Park Ave . # 1 ) . It's nicer than my actual house . remind me how awful the mens ' bathrooms are again ? Dekalb is not Chicago ... " The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun . " push her on the stairs i feel like every man i date eventually says something along the lines of " why do you girls use so much toilet paper ? ! " dude , did you date my Ex ? Its ok because i smoke american spirit Things you stupidly misspell while trying to correct someone else on grammar . to soon oh god , I never even thought of that as a possibility before The article says they will be cutting dozens of jobs .... Bravo ............ The initial pink Taric had a purse in it . well , you didn't do your mom Why would you purposely grind your tires into the ground and collect every bit of shit you can in your treads to then be thrown into your undercarriage ? Also , it scraps your tires ... Oh , cheese and peanut butter crackers . Remote desktop The fact that our society made anyone from the jersey shore up to celebrity status Im not sure how i feel about the combination of minty and eyes As someone subscribed to / r / alisonbrie I find this disturbing Ya . I was on my side on a hospital bed when one of the doc's there said she was just gonna check for dilation , so I should relax . The only thing I had time to think , before I found myself acquainted with her very cold finger , was that it was going to be a check on my pupils Only time I will ever upvote someone for this dumb comment I hate this . About 4 years ago , this happened and it was on the bottom row in the middle teeth . Well when the finger nail was in there and I was trying to get it out it pushed the middle tooth back . So now it's kinda fucked up Are you a girl ? When ADWD came out , GRRM said it was 3 years until the next book which pins it as coming out in 2014 ( ughhh too long to wait ლ ( Odd that you posted this ... I was just in the same situation too , except I replied . It was on the Hitler-Islam link , in a favourable way Good to know considering I'm moving there next month Reddit me svaki dan podse ća koliko nemam talenta za bilo šta " emma watson photoshop " tag Your subject implies PG Tips is not a generic ( shite ) tea . Something that will literally take you 1 minute to read , you need a synopsis for ? why can't DICE make multiplayer look like this ? Sounds like she needs to be re-educated on the wonders of bacon . A couple of my ex friends from back in highschool used to chew / suck on the flavoured condoms , like gum . Why do I have you tagged saying you hate Kerry Wood ? ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Would you mind if they were having sex in the bathroom ... at school ? Edit : A hotel I stayed at stole my favourite brand new stuffed toy when I was 12 . Fucking fucktards . I stopped at " hott " . I have an iPod . Or that the eggs don't hatch on my face .. Yeah , I NEVER want to go to India either . Not racist .. just the things I have heard .. I started singing it today in the bathroom and I was all like , hahahaha ! I'm so clever and my husband was all Sneaking in ... or sneaking out ? You've been kicked out of school , so they didn't accept your payment ( you're lucky they were so nice ) . That almost happened to me one time but then I realized I wasn't an idiot and passed all my courses HAT LADIES I , for instance , used to be one of those . Then I took a fake $ 100 tip to the bank . Confirmed : already on front page . If only my penis was big enough to upper cut me She'll probably get about 6 inches taller . Then that'll be her height . We have two others and they're about that same size . We can't put her out with them yet . Last time we put a girl goat out with the male he killed her OP's username ... What do you expect , they are all spending their money Are there really buildings that do this ? First thought was " I would never put my books in a haphazard floor pile like that Well now I did . I bought one , but the lapdock was retardedly expensive , and the phone itself took two minutes to start up from cold boot . I imagined someone hesitating their listing-off just to stop and make that face : You're a terrible person . I seriously look forward to the day someone tries to call me out on it and I can knock on my carbon fiber leg and be like " Is this handicapped enough for you ? " It may sound snarky , but I have the placard for a reason as do 99 % of everyone else who has a placard . Although , I had a friend of a friend boast about how someone gave her his deceased father's placard and she is 100 % able-bodied but uses it all the time . Okay , I didn't hear about this until now . This is complete bullshit ! I shouldn't be punished for being a loyal member that engages in the content when it comes out . I hate when that happens ! My grandpa works for NGC on the F - 35 , not sure what exactly , managing something . He brought me a few because he knows I want to be a pilot . My brother ripped one of them up when he threw a tantrum Your brilliant plan is to just ask for sex ? You must be the first person in history to ever think of that . rly ? thats the one bothering you ? not the super heavy one ? I lol'd Also : " Kraken Release 1.0 . 0 " It was a joke . Wait , I thought Islam was a religion , not a nationality ... Cause you know ... all that freedom leads to intravenous drug use , sex with prostitutes , mountains of blow .... One does not simply move back home Why the hell is she carrying a prosthetic arm at the end of the shot ? Since when do you have a dog ? The world can't always be categorized into a meme ... ghost blade .... so bad But ... When I was a kid my parents thought it was funny as all hell to wake me out of a dead sleep by slamming the door open . You might actually want to show that packers or saints flair ... only way I can see why you are here ... Internet explorer and WoW pinned " Forget files being too big to email " - And we're ok with chipotle That cheese and lettuce . How about someone who wanted to save someone's else's life I had been with my ex for almost a month . He was way too clingy ... enough to want to be with me for 24/7 . After dumping him , he went crazy on me by texting me every second . I swear I felt like I was the man of the relationship . I'm a woman . One meant to take an article and accidentally a conjunction . Your source was Gangs of Boomtown .. Hey , we called no Roseanne . Tagged as " funny accident " Dear god ! What kind of tree drops those ? ! That would take out a windshield at the very least ! 2,308 . Don't ask how I know . Lawyer dog is a terrible attorney . Interesting ... the opposite was ingrained in me . My mother always warned me against dating another Asian because she said they treat women like crap and are full of machismo . Of course she constantly tries to hook me up with her friends ' sons at the same time . How dare you not yet , soon tho Ah yes , an * Indiana Jones * reference is the best possible thing to be said about a girl falling through a sinkhole . Says Troy_Davis ... Agreed , ppಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Dodgy older siblings , usually ! Some kid thought it'd be good to relay information he'd been given by his older brother on dildos to me aged eight I was not referring to them . They are good chess players but I don't find them attractive Uuuuuuuuhhhh-huuhh . That's cool . Yea . Killing things . That try to kill you . Same here ... It really is a vicious cycle . I recently did that . New MB --> Oh I guess I need DDR 3 and I might aswell get 12GB since I had 8gb last time . Its not an upgrade if I go back to 8gb . 75gb Rapter drive to 128 SSD since im at it . Additionally when you get older my upgrading friend you will have your wife / husband giving you the old I had a friend from Greece and I asked him once to explain what something in the Bible meant . He gave me one of these faces He looks like a younger version of my friend's dad This really needs to be included in the official Perl distro Mom ? If you signed a 12 year 64 million dollar deal you're one of those selfish guys . > I had a friend from Greece and I asked him once to explain what something in the Bible meant . He gave me one of these faces It's the complete opposite in Danish , where there are strict rules of when to and when not to place a comma . This is Facebook appropriate ? What in the actual fuck ? ! ? ! ? ! ? looks like he has a nice cock too My last name is Hussain too , my dentist asked me if I was related to Sadam Hussein > Yes , because there are so many false accusations of sexual harassment on trains . You Didnt trust a stranger on the internet This thread is bad and you should feel bad ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ We've been in Q2 for 24 fucking days Not if Kid Sister has anything to say about it . ~ ( I agree with the guy who evidently shit on OP's mother Or " - wt . " says the country that gave us the Black Eyed Peas .... You don't serve uncompressed video over the internet . litter box . Sadly enough , I didn't . Was the end of semester and she moved out three days later . Also , she was my semi-girlfriend at the time , whom I watched the movie with in the first place ( think friends with benefits ) , so I was a bit reluctant to ... force the issue . She's too far away atm , but it's not forgotten . Torres gets 25 games in the NHL because he is a repeat offender . But , I guess this " Metta World Peace " fella doesn't have any sort of history against him rite ? You do realize this is a post I found on facebook ... I hate you You want to repell me ? Stole the inner part of a sticky tape dispenser as my bit broke and I didn't want to pay for the replacement bit . You forgot Jim Brown . Don't know why you got downvoted . Other than the typo : Jim Dru * c * kenmiller . This has to rank as one of the worse decisions in the history of the organization , next to a certain Louisiana gaming boat thing . Walsh opposed this pick and wanted Jake the Snake . This guy was supposed to be the Franchise . The guy taking the reigns from Young . I mean , he could throw really hard and pull a tractor . That's the lyics to a FatBoy Slim song Why the hell would you longboard in toms I'm more north of Sac and I've never even heard of that . Lady in the Water . I love that movie ! I say that and get a room full of damn ... dog = hamster , hyena = sewer rat ... definitely Watched Game of Thrones in class ? I still fell for it ... That's just ... " Sheriff Nigger " ? Is typing ' Cleavon Little ' too hard ? I don't think I want to ride to uncc from south carolina ebay .... Thanks for reminding me how much I wanted ... well now want again , Topanga . Dem lips Tires that lasted the entire race + refueling was way better than what we have today … it was so awesome to see MSC put in quali laps just before pitting ! Plus , you actually get to see cars * go fast * the entire race , instead of going 15 seconds slower than quali at the start … Does it lick the carpet ? The damn takedown lever Was there really no one that corrected the title of tis post ? ? ? ? You're * .... I can attest that this is sadly true . I live in a city that's almost completely lower middle class to middle class citizens and all the teens seem to think there is to do for fun is each other . I'm excited to be leaving my local community college on schedule because I don't know if I can stand much longer of being surrounded by teen mothers and people three years younger than me getting married and having kids . I'm 21 by the way I've seen a similar event as a . gif and a youtube video a couple years ago . There must be a lot of people running around in Hamburglar costumes snatching McDonald's from the drive through . I guess it's a good thing I don't eat fast food . The guys on 0:25 remind me the character of Jude Law in " Talanted mr . Ripley " I know what you're up to . Who's that ? Where can I down vote that website ? Got that shit in my eye when making up a batch of onions . It hurts Thanks ... and yet you didn't upvote .... I'm from Miami too ! If you're Cuban , you know the many many colourful slurs that Cubans like to call the gays You can kill your balls ? Why don't you just make this a YouTube comment Stay out of the kitchen when someone is in there nice work . I want more boobie pics too but I couldn't figure out a way to sound legit Do we know each other or are you Ladies , if you want to be treated equally , this shit has to stop . In front is a Yellow flag which represents a land mine . The balloons were a boobytrap ! That user name The answer is " no " I've had kidney stones . I'm now having flashbacks . Coachella Fashion trend 2013 ... gold stars ... Didn't even get a autograph from White-Ra Troll or not , this is really making me feel uncomfortable . Trying to justify the possibility of killing others is a no no . This earns the major look of disapproval Ee-roh may have an answer for as well . Why is a 15 year old on ur friends list ? GODDAMMIT ! I even have you RES tagged as " FUCKING SPIDERS " and I still fell for it . This is why I hate my generation . There have always been idiots , but now idiots have access to social networks to tell the entire world how cool they are for smoking at 15 . I knew he was a moron within the first two minutes when he said : " Someone's got to stand up to the experts . " Oh , that sounds terrible ! I've never seen Tourettes , and it's always seemed glamorized to me . People actually just tell you to * stop ? * That's full lean ! ! ! LOL whale of disapproval $ 100 starter ? Definitely wtf ... Clean your dock ... Again THATS JUST SAD REDDIT .... I hate most of AA's lyrics . Especially Not The American Average . ' From the first time I saw you , I knew you'd fuck like a whore . ' The arms really don't fit to the rest of the body . It looks like a other man is holding the razor I don't think r / funny is the place You should go to The Rock , I think it's in Anaheim . It's a fun cultural experience Yes you are right , an isolated assault incident is really news worthy of the national spotlight . come on dude its clearly state that * * " YOU are the controller " * * isn't that enough ? I live in Orlando , FL , and my job is Tech support for realtors , which mostly makes up 60-80 year olds . " You sank my battleship ! " ... " You pwned my pawn ! " There's almost a whole paragraph that has been copied and pasted from ... two paragraphs above it ಠ_ಠ in the middle of another sentence dont know if you noticed .. but this is one of many shitty spam posts hitting offbeat Somehow I think you're a moron for misrepresenting what I said which was a simple idea in the first place you idiot . Scumbag medication , Y U no give me same sexy sexy side effects ? True , i saw it saturday . It was made only for the special effects , it hasn't really got a plot or a sense . I mean , you built ships that can travel great distances and small wheels that can destroy almost everything they see but you can't detect a huge boat in the force field that you made ? Prostitution to a whole new level ? Seduces me with tales of possibly hot older legal Sister , provides no pics . You seem to have forgotten the AMA about the guy who had a full sexual life with his Mother That and we're still wait for the next coming of Jesus ... much like our tireless wait of something else And then I was still Oh , the terrible things I would do for that mount Interesting , I didn't think about it from that angle . Although , I remember a number of poor friends from back in the day who used drugs , but never seemed to buy them Not reminding my girlfriend to take her birth control ... You laughed again afterwards . My cousin told me I look a lot like a skinny Seth Rogen , but the weird thing is I'm not skinny ... Are you fucking serious ? This isn't even a rage comic Why the I'm sure it'll help the VFX industries bottom line .... those guys and ladies paying to work crunch time on a product that goes on to earn billions , * they had the privilege of working on that product , it would be utter madness to suggest they should receive some meager payment for that work . * This sounds too epic to not have a picture of She's probably about 14 in this picture . Erase top half and it spells I Love you , for those you haven't seen this before . Very sweet of him by the way . I showed my wife this and she called me a nerd . This has to be fake , right ? ... Right ? this post has come and many many times . yeah cool story bro , tell it again . I silently judge everyone I see ... granted no one should care but ... That's odd because I was 12 when 9/11 happened and I'm 23 now I'm with you on this one . ಠ_ಠ Owns every PS3 title ever made ಠ_ರ ೃ .... only plays COD > As far as you know I saw that This guy was like 7 feet tall . I politely asked him to move a little to the right so I could see . In return he gave me a dirty look . I read an editorial in the St . Petersburg times ( left-leaning but I guess the least shitty newspaper in the Tampa bay area ) that claimed the stand your ground law allowed people to pick a fight with someone and legally chase them down and shoot them and claim self defense . I'll be sure to keep that in mind . Speaking as someone in the ( unenviable ? ) position of teaching undergrads in the humanities , I can attest that the OP is not at all alone in this apparent confusion . I have students using " novel " to describe everything from textbooks to short stories to poems , and I have no idea why Reminds me of an episode of Intervention or something of the sort , where the girl had a permanent feeding tube connected to her stomach . She was at a barbeque with her family feeding herself with it . You can't tell but I am looking at my screen with the exact same look on my face . That sounds like a great plan . Ah , this post is exactly what i thought it was going to be . I currently coach an ACHA D3 team Such butchery of such a perfectly good books . I expected downvotes , but I consider these upvotes to be downvotes for American journalism ... This is the first time I've actually went As a waiter , I curse you . Because that always works out ... His mom said he could become anything in life .. he became a chess board If she's not someone who you thought would run away why are you tracking her via cell phone ? I have had that happen too many times Sorry but what a pointless episode , spend loads of time talking about you basically putting some gps tech in a bike ( already been done before ) and then end up dumping that because the battery is low and leaving it unlocked for someone to steal I keep telling myself that the pictures in this thread can't be * that * bad , but they inevitably are . I thought this might possibly an interesting treatise on the nature of free expression to turn nasty . I wonder if that's actually true , or if at least some predictive modeling can be done to determine how positive or negative uncontrolled discourse will become . Instead it was somebody claiming to be not upset that somebody called them a fag ? You made the tumblr dashboard for breakfast ? Skarner with 4 basic boots and two doran's shields . Said he was tanking . I read " even a 9 year old got me a boner . " Does this mean I've been duped into doing a large corporation's dirty work ? not a word Bengals fans I read Geth Flashlight as Geth * fleshlight * Haha I send it girls I text when conversation dies down . It's a win win . They'll either laugh and convo goes on or she'll send you nudes . Haven't gotten any nudes yet If you're willing to walk down the street with your hand in your pants , I'm assuming you're willing to do a lot worse , so no A match decided only by .... penalties ... I saw this , too . I mean I love Doctor Who ... it's just ... is that necessary ? I * guess * that qualifies as an instance of Rule 34 . But when a lonely forever-alone in his 20 ' s does it , suddenly a lawyer or at least some disapproving looks come into play . The caption says backflip _or_ no ..... NSFL ; you sick bastard yes because shoving a reporter out of the way to scream at the camera is akin to going up to someone and hitting them in the head with a pipe . I fucking love the ಠ_ಠ button , I just wish there were more ಠ_ಠ ' s instead of just My parents say orientals too How in the hell was your name not already taken 17 days ago ? I work IT and This makes me want to watch thumb wars . Thank god I wasn't the only one with this experience ; after all of the " You'll last 10 seconds dude ! ! ! " comments that was the last thing I expected If by celebrity you mean .. " famous person " and not the entertainment industry .. Then I would kill that guy in Norway ... Brievik . He's famous .. For all the wrong reasons . What a bastard . She's staring into my soul And everyone loves it anyway . Ugh , that was depressing . I'm glad my daughter was close enough to hug and kiss just now . I didn't start crying until she was in my arms . So , um , thanks for sharing that ? He's avoiding wherever you are . Pic of what ? My dick or my phone ? I hate it when parents refer their child's age in months after they are a year old . Can we please get a Not Safe for Looking at While Eating notice ? We're talking about weed here , not fucking E Did you get this off of 9gag ? " Le me derpin " . Apples never break down ! ! Wait ... right handed people fap with their left hands ? Holy shit . I've been doing it backwards . I'm left handed , but I do plenty of things in a right handed matter . ( Ex : Swinging a baseball bat ) I figured using your righty was normal . How long did it take you to figure out they weren't ? So you know where I am yet your going to find me I called earlier but I didn't get an answer ! ლ ( No winners ... just a bunch of Awesome , though I hope they find a decent sound editor I think it's broken . Because why would anyone throw out a perfectly functioning bunny ? * if they were on rideit * WELL JESUS . THEY FOUND THE 9GAG VERSION . The picture on the computer says " hurr daaa durrrh " as the end joke , when it isn't even funny that way . My thoughts exactly . I kept thinking it was measured in feet and was all Who poops in any kind of public restroom I think is the real question ... ..... Cats .... Umh ... but Alaba is from Austria . holy crap ... Nice username Yall have fun with that one ... I exclaimed no so loud in an empty apartment . It was like I was watching a death scene of any one of Joss Whedon's beloved characters . I was about to go to bed ... Now I shall never sleep :( Christ , I'd be your dream date . Haha very funny , but no , that isn't the reason . I also have wrinkly feet and as far as I know , I haven't ..... " Yea , maybe it's more than just a little piece of gum ... " ... Damn you really had me until I looked up . And pull all that hair off ? Are you HIGH ! ? Quit bitching and hike your over-encumbered ass to Dawnstar , knave ! So just so we're clear , you want to trap your teenage sister in a room after you've put lotion on her Flubbing A minor is frowned upon . Note from Apple : As a guy I'm glad she opened it her self .... Those bastards or like rubix cubes I work at Papa Johns That ^ ^ ; ; looked liked a smudge on my monitor . Thanks a lot for that awkward moment We're not talking scientific discovery here . Try googling for yourself and read one of the myriad news stories . Spray . I ate a jolly rancher today ... Let us crack the case When watching Thor with my husband , I actually let out an audible gasp . He turns and gives me the * * wow . I almost never laugh at cat things . Good job . Thanks ... No food for the rest of my life La Schtroumpfette est trop gracieuse et gentille pour repr ésenter Marine I could swear Ive seen ops story posted on here before with the same question Terrible comparison ? my point went right over your head . ლ ( My favorite was the elementary school assembly that said cigarettes contain rat poison . So , what , you don't think people with Down's can browse funny pictures on the internet ? Or do you not think she could recognize a picture of herself as a small child ? I hate the share the love program , that buy 3 get 3 thing was shady , and I don't know what kind of Ukrainian magic they put in those polishes , but I just can't ever say no to them My internet bullshit sense is tingling Ha ! Great , now I'm both scared and aroused So , murdering 10 people or less is OK in your book ! ? First , he deleted my comment . I was prepared for this , so I just re-copied it from a saved word document and posted it again . Then he responded that neither he nor anyone else was going to read that comment because it was too long and irrelevant to the point he was trying to make Interesting pet name ... I'm not looking forward to that Not every hairy spider is a tarantula Yeah , it was hilarious What " beliefs " do homosexuals have ? So if their names are Gauri and Dhaval , they should name the baby Ga + Dha ? How is Portal higher than this . Yes . I still can't stick turrets to walls or ceilings . It's really annoying . Yup , this really happened It's not the dinner we need , but the dinner we deserve . My wife told her little sister that moths ate your hair . Like huge amounts of hair . She's now 18 and still thought this was true up until a few weeks ago . She is also still scared of moths . You .. want to see underwear ? Conquest " Domination " . I see what you did there DICE If it's really written like that in the test , I'd go with the first sentence because the second one sounds like some kind of * * shapeshifter sharing his experience * * ( and I wonder how one can turn into a * place * ) . not all toasters have a crumb catcher A car comes with a license plate FML , I missed the party Or at least know how to figure out how to do something . Like , if you want to attach a file , looking around the screen to see if there's a button labeled " attach a file " would be helpful . To whoever originally downvoted this person : I was too lazy to make one , so I googled it and found it on a wallpaper site ... I totally read the title as " Dog food calories " . I was at work when I opened that . Looks at your name Jon Snow , Bastard ' Son . ' I'm going to clap for you , but at the same time make this face I didn't even make them nor did I say I made them . That remark made me All I remember from this movie is when the zit explodes and hits the teacher on the lip . that might be the laziest thing i have ever heard , fattie . 3 straight picks ? Sounds like something Brantley would do . Oh wait , that's right he did do that against FSU . I hear they live under bridges with wifi connections . I did that too . And the ONE corpse that I forgot to stomp sprung up and promptly latched onto my face . Caught me completely off guard . sexcapade with granny smith .... why god ? East / west ? I now imagine your penis to be perpendicular to how it should be . Waay to be creepy man I initially read this as " If someone was conceived via the placebo effect ... " X = y ^ 2 + Your mother's a damn liar and you know it Someone tell me how you even pass this level at all soccer FTFY You took this at 4:20 am ? That's putting every woman on the same level , not everyone woman feels that way . The ones who believe that , are probably the same ones who say men don't want equality Well fuck , now I sound insensitive . * Thanks . * Yea , because showing compassion for another person is annoying . Molly Ringwald may have read my posts . That's blasphemy . What else would you put on eggs / omlettes ... He's sleeping sound ... as you take creepy pictures of him . * looks at username * I believe that you still owe * me * $ 5 ... Big Tim I might be wrong but few days ago there was a picture of a guinea pig wrongly named as a hamster . Now this . They're not even close , how can you confuse those 2 * were No . This may or may not be his super secret alias for work . Are you in the drivers seat ? The thing is , I usually HAVE turned it off and on about 4-5 times before I call someone , and yet , it still only works when they do it . Reddit isnt for free advertising Uhh . I think he meant the sugar daddy bought her all that stuff . .... How did you type this ? Why did my brain tell me that I had to go back and verify that ? ! Why do you have your camera in the bathing area ? Could you keep that soccer crap on 9gag please ? I just went ..... It is some fucking kinky porn . Sorry , but i got problems to believe you ... My other cat does the same thing . Is your cat orange with long hair ? he was counting people like me who don't bother to look at the posters name . i didn't You can go sit with the people who like well done steak and ketchup . > He had only been riding for 3 weeks and got a busa for his first bike Slightly more rapey vibe in your explanation but I think you have the general concept . You guys are all retarded , there's very little of her not photoshopped What if I'm a very desensitized person ? well its not sorry to ruin it for ya But ... she received more points than those other people I saw this months ago that's a really tame costume Oh , sure , that's nice of you to say - let's leave out the smaller departments in the cold because they're not as popular as the business school This is completely not helpful , but my head hurts ... I read this right after I ordered my huge sicilian cheese pizza .. dont look at me ! i picked loungo on my sportsnet pool . big fat ZERO in the fantasy points section . thanks a lot loungo Oh in that case . Carry on Are you ? Lol . Embarrassingly , I aspired to get 15 upvotes ' and tickle my ear make me feel gd ' Wait what ? the little sister was beating up the big sister ? Atleast seven kinds of ... What's wrong with my Star Wars patches ? ? Oh yeah ... I'm sure if I just " vote for it " it'll happen . How ? This can't be true . That's absolutely ridiculous . At first I was like Hmm wouldn't really be much for her with a cloaca and all This has 37 upvotes ? ? That's what it is " your best players have to be your best players " .... Looks at your user name ... What the fuck is that ? Really ... I do that too . I have Chinese blood in me but when I was a kid I do the " slit eyes " to tease other kids . Damn , what a racist I was back then . NSFW / NSFL simply did not do that justice . am I the only one that read message as massage ? Seahawks fans must feel In the same fuckin boat , i dont need to do another essay and LOOK WHAT I FIND ON REDDIT Yeh she died mate . This better not be why I've been having this issue for the past couple months Can't tell if trolling or not . Why you got downvotes to oblivion I will never know Rock on . And dear god that man on the right I'm still waiting for my goddamned flying car I have real Tourette's The first damn line says it was his uncle tried to get a Anybody else see him and think " that one - that one right there is gonna develop an ego having jumped up this high " ? He was the farthest reach imo ( don't care if he fits your nasty 3-4 ) and the most likely to bust out of the first rounders ( But I won't . Just google look of disapproval . I have it shortcutted to " lod " on my iPhone " Scientific papers " ... It's past midnight now and I still don't have my answer . Not quite sure about English , but I think it's Pantheon ... not Partheon ! Browsing Reddit while at work ? ! What madness is this ? This comic isn't even funny ... why does it have 1500 + upvotes ? I am disappoint Why were you watching porn ? I just went to Dick's today and bought a pair of PureFlows . God the influence Reddit has on me . More like " Seriously Harrisonhjones ... Skrillex channel ? " What is this I don't even I mistook that and thought you meant that your dad removed a vagina from an anus > He ~ ~ should of did ~ ~ * * should have done * * a C section on you after the first day . I really hope your friends don't smoke out of that pipe ... That chase scene almost cost me a controller Tell me who fucks who I think this is the third of fourth time this has been up in the last few months . Kids usually do ... Those cupcakes . IM BANKING ON THE SCOTCH FOR MY SAKE This really was one video I thought would be an easy fap-along . I'm not saying I failed , but when he started quoting modem baud rates from the crucifixion , I did lose some vital blood flow . I know that feel , bro Ah , a shady fake tan is something I have brought with me to Portsmouth If you pull this kind of shit , no wonder your roommate won't give you the key the apartment . LOL ! ! ! I had a similar thing with one of the reddit ads . It said something like " Thanks for not using AdBlock . Have a picture of a delicious sandwich . " ... nipples on a breastplate * Why are there no condoms ? * Thanks , I'm going to look up some tutorials ... I just like to support artists , I freelance and am lucky to have a steady job , not all artists are that lucky . But the fact that OP never replied makes me think that this was a Karma whoring post ... " And wow look , 2 trinity forces for Team OP , they will be doing tons of damage " I've never seen this happen with earthworms ... slugs , on the other hand . Goddamn slugs . Every time I take my dog for a walk in the rain the entire track is covered in slugs . The dog just happily steps on them , but he's not quite heavy enough to squash the bigger ones , so they just get dented in a little . For Science ? It's a " meal in a glass . " I find the fact that your mind wandered instantly into bestiality territory to be somewhat disturbing ... old people ... because that's what a homeless guy really needs ... Lol good point ; place them under your arm pits and squeeze hard to seal it . GG I had to stare at the pic for a good 20 seconds before I even saw the marble . I was like " That looks a lot like wood to me ... I see what you did there I normally wouldn't mind that , it's gonna be our first time together if I get that lucky tonight ... didn't want to get like a minute in and then be like , " yeah , that's normal , I don't beat it , so lets go again in a couple minutes ... " You shut your mouth ! don't know whats wrong with your comment display , but each of those titles is on its own line on my screen . That's more than my road bike cost . Probably wouldn't want to see the place under UV light either . Well yeah I imagine you look appealing to 16 year old girls . I'm on my phone and nothing happened This is a Shakespeare quote Thank you my friend . I have been pulling my hair out since Wednesday over this . The FAQ said to just keep re-installing or update your graphics card software . When this didn't work I emailed support telling them this didn't work , what did they tell me to do ? Re-install and update my graphics card ... By going to war with the south and killing Americans Good guy steam wouldn't ask you for your date of birth . Whoa whoa whoa . Is the background that old Compaq or Windows XP default wallpaper ? It's actually pretty fun sometimes , and I am saving an assload ( I was about 7 or 8 , my youngest brother was 3 or 4 . We had a brick shed / garage thing in our backyard with cement walk ways around it . It was a fun bike / rollerblading path ... with 4 blind corners I'm glad I brought grapes for lunch today He probably will eat that Kit Kat wrong Bamboo stick ... You're one o ' them * pie * people aren't you ! Murdoch property . It's actually pretty easy considering approx . 52 % of earth's population is female Yes , because people are going to ruin their life just because you spilled beer on them or knocked at their door Robotik in French ... and his name his " Gérard Mentor " , a punny name which mean " I'm rarely wrong " ( j'ai rarement tort ) On it , thank you .. also my boss went on my computer and found out I was going to Toronto , asked if I was going to get any Canadian Bacon , Keep Tic-Tacs with you . When you see one of these get-ups , place one on the top of the napkin / coaster ... Then move to the other side of the bar and just stare at them like a defeated mad scientist who has just had his plans foiled . You couldn't be more right .. Everything is always going well and then they drop some kind of bomb on you . My favorite so far is " I'm a Vampire . " Every Samsung phone I've owned has been inherently broken . Vibrant ( GPS ) Impression ( Text / email bug , keyboard ) and of course the first Blackjack This game defies its own rules * looks at username * Sorry , but she looks like she's 12 in this photo . Ceiling Cat is getting bigger Its no problem cuz you know we asians all look the same ARGH another 5 years added to the GW2 release day . Em Free . Watching him hit a dog like that makes me certain that I'll never buy a thing from that company . Fuck him . People who sit / lean on cars . Likely story You circled the bubbles Totally read that as , the enchilada has two penises Good question . Unfortunately , I do not . I don't even have one rare level X . It's like it suddenly decided I have enough weapons . Thanks for the response ; I guess it's just me . I dated a few girls who didn't know where or what their clit was .... Last line threw me for a loop . Had to make sure you weren't Suddenly_Murder Yeah , after I saw the front of it , I said " wow that bumper sticker really ties the whole car together " Little guy " German here ... Not fat at all Hipsters aren't fun > The part where you stand idly by and watch civilians get slaughtered in one country , and claim that your duty to protect civilian life requires you to Bomb Libya ... How do you not see that ? We also know about that thing you do in the shower . So ... you drank your wife's filtered poop ? Why do you even have a friend that thinks that of dogs ? Yes , this article was helpful Obviously the woman was violently forcing her husband to beating her up , then . / s At first I didn't know what you were talking about , then i looked through the rest of the comments ... Why would he swear within earshot of the kids but two men holding hands is wrong ? My mother told me that she fell while carrying me down the stairs and I went flying out of her arms but somehow she managed to swoop down and grab me ... Lets all feel sorry for the poor , awkward white person Nice filter So I ate balut ? Wow , I just discovered I'm schizophrenic . Thanks . Bad puns indeed Hey , that's funny though . Right guys ? > I cant imagine a 70 year old grandfather fucking * a woman * Sure , let me just go get ... Wait a minute ... You've still got your boxers on . This whole thread ... Kpop ! ! ! And not because of ipl FYI . According to your CL listing it's $ 600 below KBB however , that's for " excellent " condition . By your own ad , it's got missing hubcaps , tiny dent in hood , tiny crack in body , minor upholstery wear and tear , a broken parking brake , and a leaking windshield fluid container . excellent condition you say Because third graders lighting cats on fire . My first semester in radiology about half the class thought this as well . The fuck . I understand the concept of hot corners , thank you . If you reread my original reply , you'll see that I was asking what the commands were in Snow Leopard , not what hot corners were in general . I'd strip her of her clothes . Haha I just really like melted cheese . in retrospect that comment was really creepy Yes . Yes we wear those shirts for your private entertainment ... Someone's not getting any souvenirs . Looking back at it , I'm entirely surprised that the only reply was " You're fucked up , guy . Lol thanks nice guy Why didn't you just go play in traffic ? Judgmental assholes , like you , are what's wrong with Reddit . I'd like a strange part that says " medics saved " then maybe we'll have ourselves a good time Children's Ministry ? Im quite tempted to start doing that to be completely honest i love playing mid and im good at it but the people who take mid in my matches are terrible That blows When you press respond to a comment , you can press the arrow , swipe left or right and there is a look of disapproval button . ooooooh google Same * * difference ? * * that looks exactly like my wife's engagement ring . good rebuttal Looks like were going to need a new boss of Minecraft development ... Shame if anything would happen to him ... It's my browser ? Really ? Because they're only sold and used in China ? Yeah ive been seeing a ton of lame casters like during the korean tournament ( i dont remember the name of that one so if thats what youre talking about im stupid k So * that's * what my freshman year English teacher wanted to hide from my class so badly ? That's not the look of disapproval . This is the look of disapproval : Welcome to McSawnalds ... 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What gifts are you talking about ? But no congrats to the Kings for winning their tiebreaker ? What did you just call that toque ? Haha he's learned how to work you That picture makes me hate myself Can't do that from quickmeme I applaud your adventurism , but One of my old co-workers was telling me about the time he had not one , but two scorpions found in his bed in the middle of the night . It's a tiger .. * Always * done it better ? As an Irish-woman I can confirm that everything about Ireland is gorgeous .... Except the weather Encouraging people to return to Facebook is unconscionable . Shame on you . Why is that man in a dress ? Not on my watch ... This ... may be the only time I downvote someone for proper grammar . Your grandma is a nice lady . My mum uses her fork . Here is his eyes : This was on Facebook like 2 months ago You have a ringtone ? yeah , massive picture / meme post about the manc derby totally belongs in the Newcastle - Wigan match thread Guy in the middle : > YOU'RE SOOOOO COOOOOOL I WANT * * TO EAT * * YOUR BABIES Oh god why When you are autoattacking a keep door and you turn your camera around your character stops attacking despite still facing the door . > the collection of underage ninjas ( for their bodies ! I've never wished for someone to die due to a motorcycle accident until now . Your username Am I the only one who hates VLC for the crappy UI and the fugly traffic cone icons ? My brain stopped working for a few moments after I read he has 175/70 / 15s on 13x8s . looks at username Up vote for hilarious sarcasm . Love the idea that driving rapists and murderers away from the church would have any effect on their future criminality . Yeah , why would you stay in an attunement when everything is on cooldown ? To spam 1 ? I always look at those kids like Eunuchs can't have babies eBay . I don't understands why we support Israel ? ( Harper , first minister of Canada is pro-israelian , so apparently the whole country is too ) All the horrible things they do to palestinian people ... Duct tape At first I thought the title read " Birthday cake to dad " Don't EVER eat more than one can . The THINGS it does to your bowels . Oily spackle I tell you . Oily spackle .... Toxic Mundo . Haha I prefer the snow it makes my wonderful view of the oil sands more bearable Now you're being rude ! Sports Arena ? Then everyone gets an extra 1000 million . Oh crap , someone took a picture of me . Well it's a good thing you're being proactive and getting her spayed before she has kit - - - - You're comparing / r / atheism to a museum ? Read his username Agreed , I'm not actually looking for it I'm not actually looking for it What gets me isn't that he's definitely a pedophile , although that's disgusting too , but that REDDIT IS TELLING HIM THIS IS OK ! The only argument offered against it is that " middleschoolers are annoying . " " How do you take screenshots ? " Seriously ? ! How could he become mod ? One of the most famous k-pop idols on one of the most famous TV shows ... If this is not a good submission for r / kpop then there is something wrong with the rules on r / kpop Its da Shaman What is happening to the text in here ? ! Everyone's comment looks like the beginning of a new chapter Dat Shaman Dat Shaman Dat Shaman I was watching a WW1 movie in history class as a kid , and before a charge over the parapet the British soldiers shouted " God save the Queen ! " . History teacher didn't notice , and in fact went on to talk about how that line showed how the typical soldier felt honor-bound to the Queen in those days Dat Shaman Haha all good , I do it all the time I thought you were going to say Mako and Asami ... Oh jeebus ... They do , or at least Canada does So I leave for a few minutes and NY scores ? And while I'm typing this , they score AGAIN ? ? And sometimes they aren't . DAE see Metal in the microwave ? Seriously ? As A man . I call dibs on Micheal Fassbenders ass . My friend keeps saying their weakpoint is their stomach " because they look like they are pregnant " My mother pulls the same crap Know * We had this thread a couple days ago but I will rant in yours : why the hell is almost no one mentionning Eureka 7 AO ? I didn't even saw the prequel yet I absolutely loved the episodes I've seen so far . Superb OST , non idiotic MC and compeling story . What else do you need ? ' Choice ' being the operative word here . Exactly . I have a friend with a full auto silenced 9mm AR . I asked why , and he said " to defend myself ! " > No sane person eats breakfast with two long guns on the table What the hell Flowers are insulators If you are legally liable , then block the sites . Don't spy on children , you fucking sicko . You should try not raping cats Damn you , now I wants jello . Nevermind .... I figured it out This is the epitome of ლ ( Shit , I'm sorry . You specifically said do a CWE first because theyre not good together why did this not get thousands of upvotes I have three cats . Having a hard time upvoting due to your username . We're watching you . He would in Wisconsin Video What The Hell * * Another * * Freaky Monkey Rapes Frog Orally ! Lol internet . Downvotes ? Really ? CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK CAME OUT OF HER VAGINA ? It always bothered me when people would write that as " SIKE ! ! " . I know which one . Doesn't exhibit patience or will power , just wants the cool beads ! 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I remember that moment of my life Deep shit ! Gabe Carimi Goodness is going to be back , provided the Saints don't injure him again Cave Johnson didn't make the list ? ? This is what happens when you try to reddit on an ipad . Relevant username , sir . I actually learned this back when I did a report on him in like , fourth grade . I feel ahead of everyone Why didn't you post that ? I opened it up and the name given was Cocaine . that dude is 6 years younger than me That's not very nice . There are tons of thin girls attracted to chubby guys , just like there are thin guys attracted to chubby girls and every combination in between . I'm beginning to think you're a troll . Wow ... I totally derped and missed the comma , reading it as " highly unlikely this whole " blame 9gag " thing started on / b / " ... Goddamnit brain , now you made me look like an idiot Hey pal , shirts don't talk . I was thinking about jumping back in a few days ago Why the hell .... Tell that to gamestop . allright you're not welsh Did you just disrespect the great Marvin Gaye ? I have learned that crashing into walls doesn't make you a good driver . Also , i learned that ships are fast in wipeout . Physical . I want a box with box art . I shit you not , i will buy a good game for the box . So , you like to look at naked guys , when you wife is asleep ? The font remains the same , it's the shadowing and stroke weight that are different . > How ? Dr . King advocated nonviolence . You're not even making sense We can only hope Apparently I'm not allowed to view the link I woulda hit a bitch with a chair " helped created " > TL ;D R old people and the internet I Read as : " I eat myself out all the time . " This will haunt my dreams forever " personal facebook pictures " Might have to steal Kayle's legendary skin idea for Leona Dude , Saria's perpetually ten . If it was your mother , she would be between 3 and 13 yrs old on that picture Yes , link to a boot that's three times as expensive and a totally different style / use-case . ... you honestly think that greenhouse emissions from the industrial production of meat come from the " breathing and farting " of animals ? How is the wall not a wall ? ? I used to work at McDonalds . We aalways used to put fish in there ... you know ... for science Or a random skyrim deathclaw Meal ? Are you Quentin Blake ? I forgot it was a night race Actually had a girl actually invite me to her pants party . When will inspired does not mean stolen ( this was not accusatory just a drawing together of similarities ) and the use of the diagonal texture and the stacked paper heading and the lack of head on subsequent pages seemed close enough for me to draw that comparison . so comb your beard and slow down tex . Oh god ... please tell me that this was some sort of sick prank . 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You spent time arguing with someone on YouTube . me reading this makes me forget how to spell " ifull " ..... I think I speak for everyone when I say Oh god , that shit is huge I would revert back to a save months ago . I am that fond of Lidya , , but yeah , why is she naked ? My house-mate is particularly talented at loud eating , he can actually * slurp * solid food I have the same damn plush sitting next to me that I got from the Nintendo Store in NYC for $ 11.99 . Gives new meaning to Whitney's Miltank being the * * hardest * * Pokemon in the game WTF aka the place to see the word NOPE a million times , with a touch of this face Yours is a repost also ... What was the bug How do you have no weapon skills No , just lots of trees ... and practice of course . I help with the trees part From what I've seen both need a reworking . Blizzard isn't really taking advantage of social possibilities in their games - of which people have fond memories - unless you're Facebook friends . ... and there are more What's a Pokemon VCR She doesn't need a reason . The first time a ( now ex ) girlfriend of mine asked what the tiny suitcase was in my closet , I popped it open and proudly showed my 1911 . It took me several seconds to figure out she was terrified . I thought she had stubbed her toe or something . ( No I didn't point it at her This is either fake or he has been planning of taping his mom in the bathroom . Who liked this ? Troll confirmed . Faggot confirmed . No . I just work there We already miss by a yard in the Super Bowl ..... Yea , but I still can't get an entry-level job because of foreign , non-English speaking people ' Science is censoring out facts that go against evolution , like the famous pig's tooth ' - actual quote from an actual human being He makes more than I do with a college degree My sister is one of these . She has three kids under 2 . So far you're right on the money . How ? soybean oil ... corn sugar ... Dear god , if this stupid generic , overused facebook status makes the front page of reddit I will be serious disappoint . You'll need to know a great many things , and to make room for it all you can start by completely forgetting how to drive . I could get behind that , but we have too many conservatives that would say its wasteful government spending . One extra hormone ? I had to do that mission ten times because my random matchmade partners kept getting sniped by RPGs . My mum lives in the UK . I haven't gotten Mothers Day right in ten years Another thread about petitions and Majora's Mask . I'd love to I wouldn't want to rip a child away from their mother Looked at the front page lately ? Gtfo Sunbathing on a road ? ? Yeah except in the 1940 ' s that nice little intimate shop might only be for white people .... mfw the Titanic wasn't a cruise Someone named a human chance ? WTF Grizzlies you were up by 27 and i thought the Lakers are bad at holding big leads , this is a whole new level of fail . That surely would help her fear . Try being a Bulls fan Well most of the ingredients are just the basics , you know flour , sugar , eggs , a human brain . But the tricky ingredient to get is the brain slugs from the brain slugs planet . Have fun doing that , it took her forever 90 ' s ... Also , the character mentioned is a rl friend of mine who stopped playing 4 months ago Is like making a T-Rex job to lassie , cause lassie is a good dog Well shit , you got me there . Good thing I never implied I was an expert or anything The * english dub * cast ? It's not even built yet and he's already bragging it won't sink . I see what you did there . He won a noble peace prize for that . I asked a girl Obama supporter why he won it , she copy pasted something from Wiki > The scientific method isn't mysterious . Why Pinto ? WHY NOT " native graduated magna cum laude " cum load , really ? Shun the nonbeliever Just browsed through his comics ... most of them were the latter That hair It's not worth Bill Gates ' time to pick up a $ 100 bill if he sees one laying on the ground . Or so my Econ 199 professor told me I loved " Demon monkey ? ! Same ... Goodnight good dreams . All together we form a bigger host than the north I see your ass and I raise my dick in it Her face .. can any 1 else see the His reference to a flux capacitor and DeLorean , instead of a TARDIS , convinced me he was not , in fact , The Doctor . You're not the boss of me now . ' Fun fact ' The up-votes see to not care about your technicality . You edited it and added it after my comment . It reminds me of a prank I play on / r / new sometimes . The prank is to go to Google images and find an enormous photo of a crowd with hundreds or thousands of people , then post it to / r / pics with the title " When you see it ... You wouldn't be saying that if you knew what happened after , you just made us all relive that moment again you son of a bitch You're talking to a bot . * * * THAT MEME IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD * * * I have a friend ... we all love her dearly ... but she has a habit of , as soon as the episode starts , standing up , pointing at the TV , and shouting the ending . She also reads the wikipedia plot section of every movie she's going to see because she ' hates not knowing what's going to happen ' . Right , you know how kids end up playing " Doctor " with their siblings when growing up ? Well , my parents walked in on that ... At the time it looked like my sis was giving me a bj . Clearly your girlfriend is a top notch pet owner . If you call it 9fag , why bother looking for something to post there ? Reddit , why do you care so much about the front page ? OH GOD ! That happened to me once too ! And then my stepmom just stood there asking me what I was doing . And then I went even worse with it , and since I'd just gotten back from a walk in the woods ... I told her I found a tick . So then she asked me if I needed help removing it . Is ... Is his dick hanging out after he hits that ? Confused as to how that makes him a scumbag . He's never smoked weed . So he has no tolerance . And that's exactly where " what kind of bead ? They know the handle folds up , right ? Oh ... Jesus quicksilver Good man ! Thanks for pointing out the difference . Well that was a piece of rock-solid objective journalism if I ever saw one Love the mailbox , btw . I lived in the Bay Area for 15 years . I could tell by the sherbet colored houses . Why do Floridians insist on painting their houses the same shade of ice cream ? At least you weren't raped That moment when you spell intelligent wrong when referring to yourself . It's the same super mutant at different angles . Yet , the line is always 20 minutes long If you have Springtomize it is under Settings > Status Bar > Use Custom Carrier . You would then type ( or copy / paste ) what you want it to be . I managed to use the tab , though I didn't knew you could put the mats directly in your bank from anywhere ... Wow , let me make it clear , People .. Marilyn Manson didn't remove any ribs so he could blow himself .. Christ That lady has a bigger penis than me I clicked expecting something else .. > Then they complained about getting shot by a cripple . The horror you felt when you downloaded a file called " hot blonde lesbians " and got a video of a woman sucking off a horse ... What an interesting thread And where do you gather that ? > " Just following orders " . Where have I heard that argument before ? appalled by comment ... looks at username When I clicked it I ended up with " 3 liter bottle penis " in my search bar . The other day my boyfriend said , " It's not really porn if it's on Reddit , babe . " I've been to Portsmouth ( at SMS ) .. Great place ! I tried that big burger place by the beach That guy has the exact same attire as the guy in the video First thing i do when i see these pictures , is try to find someone in the window having sex ... Oh we're still making fun of this .... I remember in elementary school people said there was a cool website called " Black Pen Island " where you could trade pens in for cool prizes , aka blackpenisland.com . ... I have a sickness , I can't stop writing spoof lyrics to songs when someone brings it up . I wasted 2 hours on that . I give myself an " What is this insanity I watch a lot of cartoons . Some of my favorite shows are Adventure Time , My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic , Young Justice , and Phineas and Ferb . I never actually thought it was unusual ( many of my friends watch animated shows ) until my BFF's mother commented on how weird it was . You saw this in the related videos from the Maceo Plex track I posted didn't you 46 minutes , NOPE they are both digital cameras My dog means more than me to most humans . Bet ya wouldn't say that to my face , because those would be fighting words . I bought the game Sunday night OH GOD WHY Simple diffusion from bandage to his mouth , dude . Hot girl , cat , and cake day ... It's a perfect storm of karma My dog does this - - except it's in sand after she runs out of the lake . It's less cute that way , especially when you get home and she immediately jumps in your bed . I'm a Christian and a young scientist , this guy is insane and ignorant This is fake , you don't have children Oh my god , THOSE jolly ranchers Cow in background The same people who would buy this device . I doubt someone would have great taste if they are buying a penis mold for ice . That is to grow up to be a policewoman I was following along , nodding my head , until I got to the part where he states that the TSA should primarily target people who look like they might be muslim , and talks about how the job of the TSA is to defend us against islamic terrorists . yes , because handing the keys to people with a profit-motive and a bottom-line priority is * * ALWAYS * * a good idea I had a dream recently about my teeth falling out .. I'm reading the instructions for listing items on the wall . There ... I think you know the answer to that Yeah pay to win when you can dominate the game with the stuff they give you start with . Mentioned after Digg , Populrs , * and * Propeller ? ... what . That's Lieutenant to you . This is how I look when I think I hear my girlfriend fart . My first thought exactly . How do you compete ? It looks like this person has extraordinarily flat feet . Being young doesn't make him completely illiterate . $ 8.75 for a beer . This seems terribly like you might die for my sins All of my Fair enough . It was pretty racy ┌ ( Why must you tease us . > However , you need to look at your boy Cowz . He shows up in this thread ... and what do you know , the bot is active again I've seen this same post by someone else claiming they baked these for someone in their families birthday . More colors for my armor Why should i bookmark facebook ? I should just be able to type " f " and have it in the top address bar result . When i type " f " i get reddit for some reason . I hate how they used 3 different hairs on the same girl … I took a couple of teaching classes at the local junior college ( getting my A . A . in History on Friday ) and one of the teachers had never taught in a public school setting . She's sitting there telling us about having to teach to 10 different learning styles . I gave her the look of disapproval I never considered the direct approach to meeting women : " Want a dick in your snatch ? " ... bald The expression on the middle cat's face . In other words ... you don't know ? Good sir granted I have posted something to offend you to which you have replied with " Well , I'm pretty limited on options to live . I really had no choice , plus what could really go wrong . I'm looking at you " Blizzard-KeSPA-OGN-GOM SC2 Announcement May 2nd " Bench also has 0 rebounds … The apostrophe in the last line . It changes the meaning . What happened to johnnytightlips 1 ? I'll have the AlienBlue developer get right on that . You are a brave man logging into reddit at work with a username like that treads buriza wraith band at 31 mins Well , that's no one's fault but your own I know how bad it feels . On the bright side I found that putting my iPhone in chinesse mode lets me type this : ( ・ Д ・ ) ノ which is a little better than the standard alien blue WHY YOU NO GET AN OUT ? ? ლ ( thanks for the 2 credit cards He said that the flashlight is used as an exploit . Pretty sound logic , What has been seen cannot be unseen ... Is that ... Is that cum ? Turkey is good , snapping turtle ....... fuck those guys . I happened across one when I was about 6 , it was on its back in the middle of the road so I was like " herp gonna help u little buddy ! " flipped him back over and he bit the tip of my finger off as a way of saying thanks . I never really thought about that . When I had to get glasses Yeah haha ... I was like Oh god , I did this . I also made them get obliterated by a train . I also threw them off a cliff . I also drowned them . What's wrong with me ? ? ! Yes , your " gays need soda because water gives them no nutrients " analogy is definitely superior . And then there's the guy who hummhrmmm this face . > How do you respond to fuck yeah , he did ... On behalf of all of the Super Best Friends : As I said in another comment , they underrate their engines but I may have exaggerated a bit so thanks for clearing that up . I might also add that there were like 10 different gear ratios that were available so that might add some more variable . Not to mention if it wasn't the limited slip , it was absolute garbage . They might as well not even connected the rear drivers side wheel to the axle - I go around unintentionally spinning the right tire everywhere With interest ... you bitch ! The subtitle translates to " One man saw him come " Hold on a sec . I thought you said his oppinion is too self centered . Oh you did ? Then upvote him , dude . 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I get called this all the time And grandmothers Darn you for making me snicker at poop deck too . I'm usually so cultured and mature Just asked a coworker ... He said it would float away . I was shocked . I couldn't believe that . He also said they had special outfits to keep the astronauts on the moon . > she fell on me and i thought alhamdulillah Exactly ... Im not gonna be sleeping for a little while longer now And the Mall of America ! Although I hate consumerism ... People still use Office 2007 ? and a girl named Uncle Soup Tin ? was looking for this too , but in a disappointed way like ' i hope this isn't here but i know it will be , followed by a bunch of faggy liberals posting " Was looking for this . I mean , really ? I would never do that due to the fact that I have no impulse whatsoever to cum on a roll of TP in a public restroom . Para o gajo que introduziu essa ideia , não est ás a fazer muito para a tornar popular > You told me you hated me There are others ? He only dreamed of having 3 monitors ? Those things scared the shit outta me as a child . I have a family member who claims to be colorblind . He says a horse who kicked him in the face caused it . No one really believes him . He is 28 , I believe . The gum ? Nice try James I was , and she went and made it all creepy . Not sure if serious or trying to impress girl to get laid Rofl anyone else notice the related videos . This is probably the most deep and honest thread I have ever read . And a cum box ? Really ? Shoot ? no anti-cheat .... Okay , I can't be the only one who sees something wrong with Eve ... I'm highly sensitive to that word since my kids are black , however , that is actually kinda funny ... I think we are getting Austrians mixed up with Australians guys ... Inshallah = never ! Shoot it with a shotgun like the anti-gay people in the South ( USA ) and then upload it to Youtube . 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My personal fave was life is God's out of body experience and his watching us inside his self . <- Carter's is probably the worst of the worst imo . I went in there to buy more 5.7 before I went out to the range a few months ago and the dipshits behind the counter said " hurr isnt that just a . 22 WMR " and " I dont know why anyone would carry that , it doesnt have any stoppin powah " . I just turned around and left , couldnt believe they expect to insult people's stuff and still make money And I'm sure a bunch of liberals and Europeans believed her ... im pretty sure the latest location of master blasters is on main street , within a few blocks of dodds.the plates are good , but be wary of any sandwiches.lets just say at this establishment , bone is considered sandwich meat . Looks like Col_Hitler at this resolution But what is covering the bottle ? It almost looks like a super stretched penis ... 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Thus we are back to the stereotype Just had a coworker tell me she saw this on Pinterest this morning Wait , other parts of the US don't say * you guys * ? I love how people rely on law enforcement being in-observant enough that they A > use truecrypt to open your drive , B > a 100 gig encrypted drive opens up to 15 gig of data , and they C > never suspect the rest is a Truecrypt Hidden Drive that happens to be the most famous feature of Truecrypt . This seemed great until the " Go Leafs Go " comment Don't you back sass me you little whipper snapper . ╚ ( Last time I wrote " GLHF " , I got a reply from the other team saying " I don't need no luck you f * - ckers , I will f * - cking rape all of you " . Had lots of fun in that game Oh , and thanks for these tips , too . I , however , will be going with the grip if I end up buying one of these . My hands have been sweating ever since I read about the grip and was consciously aware of it . ... Stuck up an anus ? > They did a great job scheduling these games . * * winter is coming * * Good luck to the team flying with him for those away games . Man , just because I don't have awesome hair ! Yes . That's what you meant . Hey , this town ain't big enough for the two of us My ex bf accused me of doing this in the passenger seat of his little modified dodge neon ( lol ) . It wasn't me . In fact , I had the privlage of putting my hand in it one day . We never found out who the culprit was . When did ohio become part of the bible belt ? Sounds like they're LARPist . Wait . You're suggesting * adding * Chico to a broadcast ? Where does the bill say they should share it anonymously ? Redditor for 1 hour So am I Really ? I guess that makes Super Metroid's release date 1999 , and Metroid ll release date 1441 ( as logic would have it ) . Jesus Christ A pretzel selling * shop * ? How many types of pretzels did you sell ? Of course it wasnt against his will ... Aww , all the Xbox ones are taken already ? Stupid finals are interrupting my Reddit time You are asking this ... on the Internet ... You posted " Kittens killed with baseball bat " . you should hang out on 4chan , i think it would be a better fit . My dad is an ER doctor in a pretty big city in California and about every other month he tells me he treats some one who cut their cock off . MEQ e jogas EVE . Wow , I'm really surprised how many people don't know about GOM / GSL . > Okay , seems impossible to all you . You * had * to go there , didn't you ? I had a secret shopper mark me down one time . In the comments she put , " Dont think I will ever receive better service from anyone but only Jesus is perfect so I cant give a normal human a perfect score no matter how amazing service was . " They dont care about comments ... only numbers . I was just down in the US city centre building and two union and they were shutting things down and sending everyone home . My office didn't necessarily closed but they told everyone to go home for the day before more marching screwed up traffic and / or things got out of control . I watched the Nike windows get smashed live and I couldnt shake Great singer , but it bugs me how he thinks classical music is Micheal Jackson . Yes , because it's clearly doctors who profit from this Well for a while now I have had dreads and every once in a while new hair growth builds up and I would have to get my hair retwisted . The day I get this done sometimes fall on the day friends would want to do something . So basically I would have to tell them I can't hang out because I have to get my hair done . Ignoring my advice when buying a gaming computer usually goes " Don't buy an Alienware ... this simple Asus with a Nvidia graphics card will do just fine " . A week later I see their facebook status complaining about heavy their Alienware laptop is Salt the pasta , and don't break it into bits . I'm looking at you germans This needs more upvotes .... Seriously wtf So , what had the potential of a good idea of splitting the parties , turned into a left bash chain joke email . Awesome ! And then there is Quebec . > Why does the stripe polo cost You crushed all hopes for humanity , thanks Odometer B ? Why wouldn't you just write Of course mum will know where a 3 year old cum box will be I see what you're saying , but ..... For some reason , all I could see was a woman with her head on backwards . That's not what downvoting is for . Let me live my fantasy , DAMN YOU . I've read the books and I'm confused wtf , I don't " ladyboy " anything Preeetty sure I'd notice my butt being slashed no matter how sharp the item used I'm not sure a 5 year old should be watching King of the Hill One of my old teacher's last name was Weiner . She has a brother named Harry how did this get past * new * And some cum-flavored-listerine ... Jose = gardener One of my friends told me that when she was in nursery school a gunman burst into their classroom . Apparently she took a bullet to the shoulder when she had to jump in front of a baby he was shooting at . This was posted not too long ago dude me too I worked management at a store where street date was accidentally broken by a clerk who never read the labels . It was a $ 25K fine for each copy sold . I wasn't working when this happened , but I had to come in and fire the guy ( orders from the top ) . Fortunately only three copies sold , but corporations don't mess around with broken street dates . I am 20 and People on r / athism have got a raging hard on for this guy , he's just like any other loud mouth fundy nut job . What about Galileo , Michelangelo , or even Plato any one of them would be far more significant than Hitchens My friends think it's appropriate to loudly talk about jerking off and porn in public , because " No one cares what we're talking about " and " It doesn't matter if you know them " I had a guy from another department at work do the same type of thing to me when I was eating tuna . Quite enough Internet for me today . Maybe she was dead for weeks and just recently dumped In a bathtub The link was already purple for me . Kenny just said GaSAL You know ... You're absolutely right . I was reading it on my phone when I replied and didn't notice it was in this subreddit . I am a failure . Showing off part of your body you may be proud of does not suddenly make it okay for complete strangers to solicit you for sex . Christ . Boob hipster Why did this comment get a downvote My job . Watched the talk below first , now reading this comment in her voice Unless they pull a Spore on us ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ THIS IS AMAZING . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ See , everyone thought that would be the ultimate insurance when we signed Luongo to that 12 year deal . Now look at what's happening . They ask you to deactivate your account with the threat of calling the authorities .. And then they give you a link to donate to them . I'm from Sa doesn't surprise me That's a bass ... Not liking mainstream things is so mainstream Your eyes ... They'ree like rainbows ... The boy is * 16 * Really ? Don't you know ? " le " is le French word for " yes " . I was making le pun . Actually , it is ! Sometimes when I'm talking to someone I imagine what it would be like if I just kissed them , man or woman my mind does the same thing Gabe really has missed something here .. Spends $ 45k , gets Home Premium . not sure if want ..... They wanted to cost corporates money by forcing people to take the long way to work So I tattooed child porn on my vagina ? What do you mean " before reddit " ? People who state in their profile that you should have a face pict when they themselves don't even have one . U know what I meant that awkward moment when you walk into the mens room and see a woman telling you that you walked into the womans room Sure glad I escaped that pit ... That's because he just painted over a screenshot of it and didn't doing anything actually original with it . Spends $ 3k , gets Home Premium . > Its all logically fallacious to believe in : Ghosts , Karma , God , Souls , After Life , non-physical entities ( don't bring up logic or math , those physically exist in the brain browses / r / buildapc knows nothing of OS ' I suppose you found the site searching for Big Busty * coons * ? You really think the front page would have had 10 copies of the same thing ? ... because most heterosexual men really look forward to a threesome with their homey ? You did that just so guys like me would cringe . Dammit it worked . Who shaves their penis I remember eating some pie in the dark once , when I went to the washroom to wash up I had a similar mess on my face . There's no sort of radio feature I like ponies , but why is this here . That's why I posted it here .... I don't get it ... every other draugr is like " Lol , it's cute that you think you can beat me ^ - ^ " but then there's Deathlords and I'm like " Lucky bastard . You had best be trolling . No they don't . Yeah , cause you Americans are such a victimized minority on Reddit . Where did the Ukranian student get vodka ? I would think psychiatric patients would not be allowed alcohol This is how my wife cuts her cucumbers . How did this make it past new ? Which is why they're in a psych ward , right ? I don't know whether to applaud you or to Unless he's into that sort of thing . Mine broke up by email , now she is my wife . Oh God , why did you remind me of that . Well we got a new killstreak Why am I reading this while eating yogurt ? ! ? I apologize to all the modern warfare masters who are taking this too seriously . It was a joke I hate Top 10 Lists that start with one . wow man , I was simply posting this because I was excited about these movies . Thanks for taking the time to shit all over me . I was called a brogrammer on irc because I some mornings I go for a jog On second thought its made me realize I'm one of the few people who don't smash their siblings . Imagine if fans of Barca , Chelsea , Man City and Real Madrid thought like this ? They'd never win any trophies ! hhaahaha .... oh , wait a minute . Arctic .. Penguins .. Gary Busey + pudding . Yes , let's pay 500 people $ 150 grand each ( per year ) to do absolutely nothing . That's what this country needs right now . I had one of these and it was fucking awesome . What's hilarious is that only the first version had iTunes , after that Motorola ditched iTunes for * RealPlayer . * People who end sentences with " haha " or " lol " should be immediately executed . Well , you could start idolizing Putin . He was driving drunk and flipped his car . Yes , I can see that . This : It's like we're both from the same radio station If this means Dany dies and you didn't mark this as a spoiler , we're going to have a problem . That's nothing . I end up getting it in my food and on my freshly washed clothes ... Yes ... real life . Calling that offer a bit uneven would be an understatement . I was thoroughly disappointed with the lack of NSFW content regarding octomom in this post . That is the opposite of what is true . Hmmm where to start . Seems about right . Actually I couldn't even watch the Bollywood one ( as a Bollywood fan myself ) , it was so incredibly cringe-worthy . And then surprise ! I go on EW's website and they say it was the best song in weeks . " dad , i'm hungry . " " nice to know ya , hungry ! " But penguins don't live in the arctic ... Yeah I saw it I read that as meatspin Title is misleading Title is misleading Title is misleading Title is misleading Title is misleading Title is misleading Title is misleading Only she gave birth via C-section for all her children , so there should be no reason for it to be like that . I just used teammates in my reply . The point is no one can use jets and I wanted to see of there was a solution . I said I want to see a picture . Not make an actual bag . You wouldn't know that unless you've been snooping in places that you shouldn't be ... Now , why would you do that ! When you check the backseat he'll just stab you in the face ! At least you could take him with you by crashing the car when he slits your throat . I'm all about irreverence , I get what you were shooting for here ... You really need to learn to gauge the mood of a crowd though ... / r / fitness is a good subreddit ... Didn't you get the memo ? On reddit now all unrequeted or unidirectional love is " friendzoning " ... That's Lt . Surge You are aware you're reading Wikipedia , aren't you ? People keep comparing me to Tim Tebow . I weigh 170 and suck at football . I thought you were going to kill your brother Oh , well that makes it all okay then , doesn't it . Its funny how sailors used to mistake these for mermaids It has pussy and 69 in the same sentence . I think not . First they should implement the " damage done to champions " stat at the end of the game My mom came home tipsy and told me I needed to find a place to stay the night later this month because she's throwing a sex toy party and vibrators will be purchased in my kitchen to raise money for a shelter . She then proceeded to tell me that I was under no circumstances allowed to buy any of the sex toys . But .... you forgot about the shades ლ ( WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE ? For a non-smart phone he got offered 20 ? Then why was I offered ten for a smartphone ? No matter which one , it runs Android 2.3 . 7 and so should be worth more than a flip phone any day . Sorry I'm a lesbian I used the online tool to see what the offer was , so I don't know why they would only offer ten when it clearly said ' $ 100 for any smartphone ' . It literally didn't say ' any qualifying smartphone ' until the page where I get the quote . That guy * watching you * Strang is f11 ? Lemons and parties At first I read that as WHITE POWER ICE POP . Needless to say I SO the probe is going to Europa , Ganymede , and Callisto , but the picture at the top of the article is Io , Europa , and Ganymede ... This is an Epson . Or you could just close the laptop How is anything on youtube rare ? I was in the kitchen with my mom's husband ( not my father , and not even a nice guy . He's awful ) once . Apropos of nothing , he starts talking about their marital problems , and then tells me that my mom won't have sex with him anymore . I was all ಠ_ಠ and he continues , " I know you don't want to hear about your parents having sex , but maybe you could talk to her , " to which I responded with a double sorry . I though your " Anyone else notice grape was not offered to him ? They're just so ... Small . Well my cat likes to lick trash bags WTF does Crysis 2 have in common here ? Yeah . If you're gonna remake a masterpiece , at least don't have jagged lines . Fun story : I worked at a camp with this guy . He was a counselor for third and fourth graders , it looks like aimed at the other guys crotch I bet they wrestle after he gets creamed Nope . They would have to bid for airwaves , in a public auction thing with FCC . Dumb analyst He / She forgot Maryland I thought about asking for details , but I'd rather not know . if you watch that clip , an HJ costs more than a BJ ... my dad used to say it smelled like " vanilla pimp " and he wouldn't let me use that scent in his house . TIL the capital of Michigan is Seatlle . Maryland . No one ever cares for Maryland . You know , you'd do well with a NSFW tag , I opened it in my lecture . She had a dead cat in her freezer . Sincere comment by REDDITorCIRCLEJERK Michelle Tanner , next-level The article is recent and relevant , but this isn't the first time the courts have admonished the Oakland PD . Even though they call it an " ultimatum " it seems more similar to the U . N . ' s pussyfooting around the Syrian revolution in that they're not actually doing a goddamn thing ... Trouser snake ? What kind of backwards logic is that ? It's on 360 also ! ! But I got an eagle 2 Shoot ? Oh shit ! That's right , it's her favorite franchise . Man op knows NOTHING about his own girlfriend Did you guys know Ovechkin is getting more ice time ! ? Was wondering whats wrong with my sound for about 10 minutes before I realized I had the game on mute I missed the festival for prom , stupid prom . Also NCIS people signed my robotics team bumpers You gained 20 pounds of " mostly muscle " in 4 months ? * * NOT A VIRGIN That he killed his wife while their kids were at home . And then he stabbed himself to death with the same knife that he used to kill her . Why doesnt right mouse swing the right hand ? An energy sword out of metal ? You're doing it wrong What the flying fuck is happening ? Poop Noodles I can't message you when you are in triforce Er , diseases can be spread even if someone has had a vasectomy .. Condoms aren't just for preventing pregnancy ... / u / srsiskillingreddit is less than an hour old . I think there's a very good chance it's a troll account trying to make / r / antisrs look silly or extremist . But yeah , it's kind of working . Me too ! Just made it public , and as much as I want Terraria I'm on a Mac . Not everyone uses Lotas I guess it's easy to tune out when you hear it weekly . Yum , only 29 . .. or maybe she shops her body onto middle aged women Not Paul Bissonnette . Yet you said the holes are put in by you guys ? correct ... I've felt that exact same way over the past few days . I've been trying to get fairly simple pokemon like Fraxure or Golett and it's INSANE how many people just want stuff that frankly I don't see existing unless its a pokedit creation . As the OP said , it's always [ INSERT LEGENDARY PKMN HERE ] Lv . 9 and under . How did you get the notebook out ? Oddly enough he swears no homo but calls himself a top The guy with his arms up ? Aren't you an attention hog . This is what I'm seeing also ... Uhhhhhh no ? ? ? I am definitely not in the KKK . Recently , actually . I sat down with my record and listened to Abbey Road , with the windows open and a glass bottled coke in my hand . A friend came over and I wanted them to hear a certain song so I lifted the needle , put it over the right song and let it down , and they said " How do you do that ? ! ? " and I was like The Orioles started 1988 0-21 . Thankfully I was too young to experience that ... Editor . Every time I see it the word redditor instantly comes to mind What did you do What the .. Well fuck , they must have been saved to the HD . I'm assuming the same thing for GT Academy . Subscribe for more videos like this . I don't think that asking me for pictures is anything like raping another person . about why you'd want a painting of two racoons having sex That's why I said it's not an issue worth leaving him for . Yes , it's irritating . Yes , I wish he wouldn't do it . But I'd rather find a way for him to stop than to leave him completely . Nsfw tag please . Well it's true . Raise a kid up in a good environment and he won't become gay . Maybe not hit or stone him She asked you to ask her ? That's nicer than my college dorm was ... Tuning fork healing ... Panel 4 is Why block the eyes ? ? I'm sure that would make reddit really interesting Le me > Are you fucking kidding me ? How does one pronounce if it wasn't about sperm-pancakes , I'd say bromance I struggle to find the problem you are having with his comment ? All that stuff is on 4chan already Misread that at first . ... did you just " That did it ! Goodnight . And if that happened to the One X ... I'm Dutch , and there's no such thing as goat milk Gouda I just got distracted by Wikipedia links and read about vanilla cultivation and curing for an hour and a half ... I work at In N Out . Whenever somebody asks for a cheeseburger with ketchup only I make sure they wan't the cheese and the meat too . Because people are stupid and sometimes they actually want ketchup bread . You guys are weird I am unfamiliar with the type of thing i am seeing it's not just for masturbating I can see why that was upsetting , and this guy was definitely a pretentious asshole , but it doesn't justify slandering a college education in the arts - the value is in the person , not the major . Every major has their share of pretentious assholes . And they start by thinking that their major is better than other majors . Reiki ? Are you shitting me ? I write with left but do almost everything else with right hmm ... Not to mention that the sharpest thing in my room at the moment is a spoon I had a bowl of cereal today ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Why would it not ? Yeah , the several dozens " members " of black-block are going to be able to defeat capitalism on the battlefield Revive / Teleport Eve on 100 % CD It's a silent h Oh dear lord . iVinyl When I was in elementary school I walked in on a kid writing MOMMY on the wall with his poo People said that about W too . exactly nothing The bottom of your backpack ? Spends entire thread arguing how piracy is theft . Links to pirated content ... If it helps on the homer front , for parts of this season Chico seemed to take a strong liking to being a homer for whoever the devils were playing that night . Your answer looks obviously googled . With the desktop on F7U12 there are like codes you can put in similar to how you get All I could read was ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Incoming downvotes . I've tried to post comments like this one , but everyone is always just " lol ur gay " Lol stoned . And spongebob . Nice . Why stop at marijuana ? Works with diseases , depression , prisons etc redditor for 28 minutes ... I'm In the toilet The look on American mom's faces if some Solomon Islander traveling through America did this to their kids : Or something you can't just look it up in that one catalog every single auto parts store in the world shares ? Human = Animal there is no difference between value of life . Funnyjunk ? Seriously ? If you want , I can bring up instances in his newsletters , which even if they weren't written by him , he hasn't renounced , or apologized for . And they have been brought up to him , so one can only assume he approves of colored-person-hating , and biotruths . You can do anything you set your mind to . Is riding the tailboard a problem in your area ? This is exactly why I won't put a reddit sticker on my car THIS . Damnit . I thought I'd avoid the spoilers this week but you just HAD to mention that Ikki and Jinora were involved , didn't you ? As I posted above , it's a t shirt promotion released as an OVA . Ah yes . " To Train Up a Child " , the book written by a Christian pastor for a Christian audience . If you have to ask , you're one of them What's that supposed to mean He sounds very constipated I can do a better job than that pole ... And for free ! ! ! Monday is the most busy day of the week ? I am sure none of you are posting from work And this is all said while she looks like this . And we ( Americans ) get shit for 4/20 . Como se a frontpage fosse um exemplo a seguir I had to explain to a coworker that two HIV negative men couldn't have sex that leads to an HIV infection ... Oh , of course . Being facebook friends with a child makes you a paedophile Thanks for that . its a bot Same here . My mom hated the thought of moving to digital . She always liked going to Costco to get her film developed . She said it was because it was easier . Now , she doesn't even bother developing her photos anymore since all she does is post them up onto facebook . star anus ... Wow 9gag , you guys are some real rapscallions Yes , make sure you pre-mix the bleach and ammonia in a separate container before adding them to the other solvents ! The ratios don't really matter unless you're doing analytical chemistry with lab-grade reagents . Then take a deep breath , sit back , and relax . Don't forget to congratulate yourself ! You're well on your way to being dead . Hehe , I know . I'm the opposite of you , I pick up other people's gestures very quickly when I'm around them for any length of time . That wouldn't be good either . Who are you to say they aren't ? Stop smoking pot , then come back You lied . On reddit . I tried to show * Aliens * to a friend recently and he actually stopped watching because he thought the first hour was " boring " . The single stupidest musician ever > Asian A Class mini-series ( why not A + class That's actually awesome on their part ! But come on ! 7.6 million for a baby picture After last night : Crawford ! ! ! like alton brown ... WTF / r / PrettyGirls .. why must you put me in these awkward situations .. looked up more pics of her .. . you can tell by the legs .. * someone TPB sure is known for its legit file sharing use . I was expecting the band .. why the hell did i look i expected that too After looking at that picture I was like :D , then I read your comment and I was like This is like those annoying " I know I'm going to get down voted into oblivion , but ... " comments , but in comic form Apparently not much has changed with my ex-girlfriend . I looked at his recent comment history and didn't see a single image link . Yeah , who needs art anyway ? > [ edit ] Am fost anun țat că ar trebui să pun și num ărul de calorii . SUNT SUFICIENTE . Nu stau să le num ăr . New England law Boston like a boss . Twenty five minutes away from contracts final . I think he was 11 or 12 when he went SSJ 2 , coincidentally we were the same age at that time . :D And then when Saiya-man saga came out , I was like a year younger , maybe ? He was ( I think ) 17 at the time and I was about 16 . And now I'm 22 , I'd like to think he's the same age as well . My history teacher said that the US " was one of the most atheistic countries in the world " . Oh god your right ! I deserve the dude , he just went full retard . noone should go full retard . The circlejerk hungers ... A reasonable chef would have plastered it to avoid contamination . Then * * how * * do you know ? Happy trails are ALWAYS the right imagery I just got the notification and did a literal Like , 2/3 s of players ? I see a So what you are saying is , it took a maggot falling on you food for you to notice something was wrong ? I was under the impression that rotting carcasses put off an odor . Why would you want to see the pastor smacking the guy who is fucking your brother mid-penetration ? All my Or , get off the road and leave cars the fuck alone . You know damn well you don't " keep up with traffic " if people are attempting to pass you . Stop increasing the likelihood of involuntary vehicular manslaughter just because you want to ride where it's most dangerous for you to do so and then bitching about it while inconveniencing all around you by riding too slow in the middle of a lane not designed for you . It's so hard though ! My cousin actually asked me one day " Did you know that guys have nipples ? " He was 15 . I saw this on 9fag months ago . Once again , they think they created this . I see this on Facebook every other day . " Fuck yhou bytch , I khnow yhou been talkin shxt about mii . LMFAO ! Yhou needa stop wid all dat shxt , sweetie . " Thats about as bad as when I moved to Dallas about 20 years ago from Illinois , everyone would ask , where ya from , I would say " Illinois " , 80 % of the responses .... " oh , thats in Chicago aint it ? " .... bad trip on marijuana ? USPS lost 12 of our 75 wedding invitations we sent out in new jersey they call them " grenade whistles " I down voted , this is lame Yeah , EA has totally corrupted the hardcore gamer's goto series . The Sims What is it with all these MMO's all of a sudden ? > But yeah , it's kind of working . This is from October 2010 . Somehow read it as butthole burgers It's an electric stove ... seems legit Dat shaman . Oh god why Really EA ? I personally have given up attempting to explain Reddit to my friends . They think it is ridiculous . They just don't understand . They all believe " iFunny " is better . Let's see it shooting You've gotta be fuckin kidding me . one can never truly figure reddit out I think he's being a big , fat jerk . You know I corrected myself ... ? The OP . I flew myself to Maui at 17 . Just me and my best friend . It was the June after 9/11 attacks . Not a pleasant experience . I got sunburned and was wearing my bathing suit as underwear to reduce the pain . I'm standing between an orthodox jewish man in a yarmulke and a middle eastern woman . Guess who gets strip searched ? The 16 blonde white girl from california barely wearing a linen dress and a bathing suit . Pendulum is drum and bass GODDAMMIT OP . The Guardian I was helping someone make a decision and told her to pick the lesser of two evils . She said I was getting all religious about it I'm still a student so I don't have the money to travel a lot , but when I will have a good job and money : I will not have the time to visit . A teacher once told me " I've been arrested for selling drugs twice , yet they still let me teach . If you ever sell drugs , don't do it on school property . It is much more dangerous that way . " Mother of God , that looks like some vile zombie mice orgy . " Hap first and Stu bringing up the rear . " This is an actual album cover ? ! Has no production values at all . Snow is great until you have to shovel it / r / spaceclop There's some skeet on the side walk too . That's what women do bro . My ex wife left me with three kids all under four for a crack wad with no job or car . Till then r / gonewild I would give anything to see that in a lesbian porno Every week I spend on the internet is another childhood memory gone . Nice try ...... I see no photoshopping lol Not sure if sarcastic or supporting my idea . Does your supervisor know you're doing that ? ! Fucking moronic . a lot of people have So , it's his reddit post . He can include any criticism in it that he wants ... I've shot at this for minutes ... Is that snot running down his nose at 0:32 seconds ? Well the Duc is basically asking for it , driving around so scantily clad like that ... Fuckface ! That would make me angry too . I knew I had become a gym snob when I saw someone just sitting in one of the ellipticals , just doing bicep curls . No pedaling , just curling . I understand that I'll be down voted into Oblivion . Your statement appears to be lacking proper punctuation . The best kind of The things I see on reddit . TIL I learned Romney has a son named Tagg . Seriously who the hell names their kids ' Tagg ' ? This is great . This would have been very helpful about a week ago when a woman posted about feeling essentially betrayed by people in the church who said it was against God's will that she have more education than her husband . What really annoyed me was that r / Christianity proceeded to defend complementarianism when this person had legitimate questions , and the comments were not helpful at all . And then someone said that having a female pastor is probably indicative of heretical thinking . Haha awesome . Hln.be however In the comments of a gif of a man dying ... I thin i just puked in my mouth THANK YOU . Finally , griefers can be dealt with . I've been having some email conversations with HiRez about griefers being a major problem ( their stance has basically been " we aren't going to do anything " Then their car catches fire and your father is now an arsonist I've thought about that before .. And I wondered about what happens when people are beheaded . Like if their head is still laying there alive .. > Why are his pupils so big It's actually quite beautiful ... I came here to up vote you for your cake day . However , I read the comic you liked so much and since we used to date you get With snape as teacher ? 5 ) Rangers almost always running around with dead pets . That music What a bitch I don't think it's an Don't worry , you have won . Omelette AU fromage is way more appropriate , I was just stupid enought to only say DU was wrong to focus on the actual good preposition You actually have friends who have 400 Elo ? I wonder if the driver was the one who hit him and changed his story so he wouldn't get sued . Makes it * ribbed * for your pleasure .... My pay has increased by - 100 % as i keep getting laid off As a Thai-Japanese Hybrid with nothing to do with India , It bring back memories . We even talked about kids . I think there's less distractions back then and when you spend 40 + hrs / wk like a full-time job with someone , you talk about EVERYTHING . If we had a boy we will name him Harold after Harold Ramis from Ghostbusters . If it's a girl we'll name her Molly after Molly Ringwald from 16 candles . He doesn't even know what he did wrong Comic sans The best kind of Yeah , I'm not a fan of how they implemented walking . You can walk ... if you hold down the button you bound for it Nebraska ? Technically it's always a beard . And I'm not getting a no for an answer ts : r30x They followed you here . It's all your fault . Soooo ... Throw away half the egg ? For the love of God lock you door ! Irc and icq Ah , the Gujarati movie industry . Let's call it " G " ollywood As an Indian not in India and not calling B0FH_420 , Nice catch . At least / r / funny was cleaning up their own house . Although + 85 at the time of the screenshot ... Apparantly in Thailand , chicken embryo is a delicacy . Beware of random penis towards the bottom of the page . Dammit how can you still make me laugh in such a serious thread . Shame on you . ' ' Why doesn't it start to move with the rotation of the school ? ' ' His hand is all over that pussy Not a Mexican flag if you're in America 1 upvote for you . I was looking at this with someone and I got a little mad , and started to say exactly what you commented on the thread , and the person with me responded with " OMG you vegans never shut up about being vegan ! " ... But ... you're on a subreddit that posts photos of dead people on it . Did you really expect human empathy here ? ? And they sure are perky Click the title . It has a whole story on it George Lopez ? Captain of firstworldproblems . Come back when a company actually screwed you over . Nice try , GLaDOS . I'm onto you . skinny , * * underage * * models ... I don't understand this funny , that last frame is what got me to blow my load Whenever I'm on my period and irritable , I outwardly apologize to my boyfriend that I'll probably be in a bad mood for a while ; since I'm on my period ... I may be the only girl that has no problem admitting she PMS's sometimes Look at his account It takes a while to pick up . PS , even though the plot twist in disc 2 may seem My sister still does this . At least we still have Lil Wayne ... RIP MCA - [ Sarcasm ] At least will still have Lil Wayne ... And now you want Karma for it ? This is at the Ritz . Saw you last night Yeah translating so they can understand what he is saying is rude ... I agree to the utmost extent . It kind of looks like WoW combined with wizard 101 ... I read the title as " My mother has been dying lately , and has been encouraging my father to do the same . " Safe to say , I was incredibly confused and How would he poop Why would you tell him to dare you ? HNNNNNNNG ! It makes me long to go to a game . I've only ever been to Shea Stadium and Citi Field ( which is beautiful , I must say ) , and I really do want to visit more , especially Citizens Bank Park . I may be going back to Citi Field next month ( last time I went included a rather nice come-from-behind Mets victory ) . I should also catch a minor league game , considering I'm only fifteen minutes away from Coca-Cola Park and have never been . I think I may be working for that client Now .... Kiss OMG , since when does the This entire thread makes me eating off the stretcher .. Other first hand experience : the girl who I lost my virginity to thought I was at the party we met at with a different girl . She even said something about how the other girl would be mad if she saw us talking , and I responded with a very quick and witty " ... and your question is left unanswered I believe Internet groan is better known as If it helps , it was the look of disapproval Because if somebody posts it to reddit , it becomes the trademark property of reddit . That frame , but some put the Notice the confederacy flag in his license plate Ugh , my mom says stuff like that all the time . She always tells me to hurry up & lose 20 pounds so I can find a good man . I'm like ... REALLY , mom ? Are you naturally a douche , or do you practice ? Nearly every thread has you being a dick somewhere . This show was cancelled to make room for the Cleveland Show . You mean if it wasn't a daddy-daughter pic it would be all good ? Hug hug pinch . Reminds me of a guy I bought my Miata from . I was test driving it and he started scolding me for upshifting at too high an RPM ( halfway to redline ) . " You should shift into second at 10 mph and 3rd at 15 . Otherwise you will damage the engine . " I gave him my Too big to hold ? Dont you hold it in one hand and light it with the other ? I really hope you don't hold I_RAPE_CATS to the same standard . Maybe someone will pay you to kiss your med school ass she looks like an older version of an ex-girlfriend . Imagine what women's dildo's would look like Thank you for the advice ...... ill keep it in mind ..... How come I never get any * live * gifts ? Don't downvote this comment because you don't like the FACTS that are stated . Not sure if the people they should be looking for have facebook accounts Shitty knock off of worst_answer_possible . Did you take a picture of your computer screen ? Cat turd is a delicacy to my dogs . My bloodhound loves any chance , if I'm not watching , to get his big ears and jowls all up in the kitty litter . Then rub his head all over my sofa Are these work meetings ? I'm pretty sure work usually goes on a work meetings Roller Derby . I was so close to being done my fresh meat , and my final test . I had a pretty bad bout of depression and didn't want to get out of bed . I stopped going in February and miss it so much :( I feel like such an idiot to quit when I was so close Hmm , its a toy dog he goes at it with , Hmm , its a toy dog he goes at it with , haha . There's a lot of things I don't like about the government , and now they want to force themselves into my backdoor ? These hyperlinks to ads still trick me on reddit even thought they have a line under them . I can't even believe someone would make something like this , let alone actually give it out instead of a tip ... I'm sorry that some people make you do your job . Why are there tags still on her heels ? Cat porn ? I immediately feel foolish for taking you seriously . Three times . Way to go , now I gotta go look . Username ... As bad as it may seem , I still think Bush as a whole was probably better than Kerry would have been Eternal Tears of Sorrow . What were they thinking ? Also , Cock and Ball Torture . What do you think is gonna happen in that fort ? 350 is not divisible by 3 . If the thought of fucking thousand year old skeletons make you horny He didn't go to Jared . What were you guys doing ? Can't take a joke bro ? lighten up . ... explain to me again why you toss babies like pizzas ? do you actually know that you can select " never find updates " option in Windows Update ? Aint that some shit It's a metric unit of measure . This was the scariest part for me , and after this , the zombie fish freaked me out to no end ... ... High quality gif ? The 2003 short film * Rocks * by Uibel , Stenner and Wittlinger does not count We're not talking about Windows Media Player . I only see a truck behind a box I guess the strip clubs I've been at are a bit classier My mom used to say " Naah this is the yucky ice cream truck , let wait for yummy ice cream truck " . And I waited That second story is just plain fucking mean . I had the biggest crush on him when I was 6 , thanks She's all like * Error : this friend is not on your list * even though he just msged me > [ repost from / r / gaming ] Haha ya you are right . Complete mess up on my part . Whoops So you just write a reply instead . Redditors cannot into humor How do you do a verbal response of " But it's a default because it's so .... wait a minute ... LET'S NOT I still cringed at the blatant patriotic drivel DAE find this a bit creepy . It's a good thing majhost is so reliable TIL that if you somehow drove east in a straight line starting on the coast of Brittany , and continued roughly the width of the US from the bay area to New York , you'd end up in the former stalingrad This has 100 down votes . What the hell . I'm Icelandic and I just learned about this from this thread I was thinking suicide when I read the OP ! Either that or the facts are wrong . One does not simply die in the same place on the same date 13 years after the death of his father What ? Is this real ? Hold on you aren't in your 30s Ah , let down much And give him story quests where he earns artifice and biochem crit sensors thank god there was a tl ;d r because that story was WAY to long .... No , it is not . It's a video . why did I say that I saw this episode the night before he died only to get downvoted to oblivion and this post has 5,000+ upvotes ? How many times is this going to be posted ? I feel people just post now for the useless karma . April 1st Westmeath , but I haven't lived there in forever . My dad's from Cavan Wow ... You are so good .... And what exactly would his falling face look like ? like this Have you never read your namesake's work ? Sponsored by Merrill Lynch When i was 10 i did I tought they died from the infections they received after ... you know ... You asked your mom about / r / spacedicks ? I think people should stop feeling the need to make separate subreddits for all kinds of humor . I mean , what if I want all my humor to be bunched together because I find them all to be funny ( r / funny ) or maybe we need to make another subreddit called r / everythingfunnynotjustshitthatdoesntannoyafewpeople ..... The youtube comments are so damn stupid haha i'm assuming people we're actually expecting to see an actual strap on picture ..... Optical illusions for people driving two tons steel in a tight space . You must be from 9gag , tell us more about showing women a good time ..... I ended up working really late last night because some construction company in California cut a piece of fiber Yea I figured they were pretty much marked up to rob those who have never heard of the internet , but I saw it first hand last night at Havana . When I was a teen / early twenties that was where we all went to get cigars . We had no idea and figured cigars were just expensive . Without knowing what kind of markup it seems reasonable to pay $ 13 for a Illusione Epernay . You think ? Today you learned a lie . Can't take a joke brah ? , lighten up . You probably shouldn't do that with fish . I don't really like my cat sitting in the window , because if you push hard enough they'll pop out , and she likes to lay down and put her feet on the screen . I caught her once about to climb up the screen . 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Plus my teammate is Sterling Archer . Did you just save pixel-art in JPEG format ? ! ... So you admit the only reason you want a kid is for the labor you can make him do ? Not to mention the all the blatant Norse mythological drivel with Thor . Oh WTF … Or unless if they were all dead to begin with Probably , after the hard part of our schedule is out of the way . Then we get to hear more Skip Bayless . We almost had a good discussion swimbekoz ... I love how this only has 2 upvotes and the " I could have gotten caught " comment has 12 . This was on reddit a few weeks ago , and now it gets a hell ton of upvotes FROM FUCKING FACEBOOK ? Come on , you know facebook copies every single fucking thing from reddit . Although , letting men put things in my butt is nothing new . She was jerking off to it . $ 100 bucks I'll be honest here and say that I am having trouble getting at what you're trying to say . Try to organize your ideas more coherently instead of raging like a 12 - year-old on Youtube . lol , It may be Yes . I thought we were told not to lie to each other , mom ? Is that pool ball ? Thats kind of fucked up The ball carrier had momentum and somewhat of a driving lane . What do ? Stop running and settle in at the top of the key * * You went through his phone ? Last night I disconnected and on return ( as Teemo ) I always appeared stealthed to myself and the little creatures at the red buff were shooting fire across the map . She must have a lot of pubes to start a fire like that I'm sure it looks good and is enjoyable at ground-level ... at first I was like I was 15 . He was 19 . You make me The one labeled ' power ' must be really handy . People stand ? ? ? Employees are people too . uhhh pretty sure Robert wasn't really the one that should take the blame for this . Yeah . I didn't bother with a screen protector , just a case ( my phone kept slipping out of my pocket It was kind of hard to tell over the Internet Spirit Animal ..... My ex / prom date had sex with my best friend who didn't even go to prom . This is 1000X harder that just buying actual food . And definitely not before " pie " . I'm 15 and I enjoy my talk radio . WTF , does that mean I'm an adult . Hey buddy , you don't have to be a brony to love horse dick . I'm talking real horse dick , none of that animated crap . Don't go to Kelly brothers on 421 , they did not put my oil cap back on after an oil change . Did not find out till my engine was covered in oil and about blew the motor . > The very first one had me Missing out you got minecraft pocket edition first and have a pony theme remind me why you are on reddit ? ... your username . How can you fap to that ? Yay aggies , some of you are incredibly adept at making me wish I had gone to UT instead . I can't help but notice that the majority of the " best " moms from anime are the ones that are dead . Crap so that feeling doesn't go away ? I go to A & M and am good friends with a bunch of Corps people . I promise you we all aren't that bad As a Norwegian I am more upset that they keep referring to Åsgard as " ass-guard " in English I was asking for the clock The australian P plates are the signs you place on your car when you have just received your P's license . That is to say your first license to drive without another person in the car . Your speed is limited to 90kmp / h on the red P's and 100kmp / h on the green . Also in an act of retardation the NSW government has ruled that P platers are not allowed more than one passenger after 11pm , rendering the whole " designated driver " thing redundant . Hello drunk drivers Those aren't raisins * Why * would she peel it first ? Is she wearing that bandanna to keep her forehead skin from drooping over her eyes ? Yup , that was part of the humiliation that I received during that relationship ( being tickled until I pissed myself ) . It was great . Youth ParaPornolympics ? I'm pretty sure he was referring to the player .. I mean , who the hell cheers the name of the sport ? ? ? Same , but apparently in the US Scotland has a much bigger reputation for producing sheep shagger At was at my friends once , and his dad was streaming a game from Turkey . There were ads on the screen during the game Alduin singing And you're acting like a judgemental ass . The fuck ... Totally agree . My bf and I were carrying heavy stuff while walking behind this middle-aged lady who was texting on the phone in the crowd . All of a sudden she stops dead on her tracks and stands there looking amused at the phone . Luckily we were able to not collide unto her , but still ... Cs 1.6 ' s " riot shields " to me where just walking refrigerators Occasionally I try to put a seat belt on while on the bus . 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I think we've had enough of this post Strikes me as expensive , inefficient , and impractical . It has gotten to the point where , even in cases of such as this , you really cant tell if it is a joke or a real thing Louis * I knew 124 of these . Fire's great , but let's take a moment to appreciate how truly awful that one kid's coat is . You know which one " For 14 years . " * Worked at Playboy * I saw a table set the other day labelled " HD Designs " Why would a hourglass be for the lawls on kennen wait till they're on their 2nd and 3rd marriages Me encanta cuando lo tocan en el fútbol y toman a algunos futbolistas con la mano en el coraz ón God hates Mormons I had no idea they were still touring ! I must look into this The thing I love most about Reddit is hearing this gold dust advice from MoistPigeonFarts 69 .. Well now you're just making excuses . And now I'm happy I have Comcast , holy shit I never thought I would say that . It always looks weird that the abbreviation for cerebral palsy is the same as child pornography . Changes the story a little bit . That was - not - an acceptable replacement Well who told you that ? Looks very nice , but why would you have iPhone screenshots in the Play Store ? Only one keg Redditor for 6 days .... I'm suicidal , I didn't stop my friend from killing himself , I've been fucking my cousin for years and I was raped by my brother . Akward ... * eating healthy has ruined my life * Mucus strip Alum here , I had no idea . Thanks a lot guys , I'm sure that really added to the effect . I wouldn't call it a rape , she could have fought back All I'm wondering is why you were in a tot pool Making assertions without citation . Asking me to look up the citation . Complaining when I remind you that it is just as easy for you to do it as it is for me . So .... if i'm 15 minutes away from Rhyl ... I'm in Hobbiton ? I have not found such a place yet Yea cuz a nobody would be caught dead driving a jaguar Aren't these judges supposed to know stuff about music ? The first judge said " I don't know quite what the market is because it is the violin and then very rocky " Well , the book is * for * premium products You thank them by using Flickr ? Seems legit . Oh he's a snitch as well as a drafter dodger and faux macho man . Wat , I can't do both ? Back door meetings you say ? It was pretty wild - I did it with my little sister , and my mom , dad , grandma , and grandpa all watched and took pictures . I think I was 8 . I think I'm also the only person to read your whole post Please tell me this is a joke ... do not want bioshock the movie to be directed by gore verbinski Then we're all fucked . The thumbnail pic lies Oh laughing now , are we ? Do you realize how many starving children just died in the time that it took you to laugh your little head off ? Instead of laughing , maybe you should be out there helping people and making a difference ! Each moment you spend laughing is another life lost . How much blood are gonna have on your hands before you realize that inaction is murder too ? Misread as lad with a nice touch . The elbows didn't bother me , but this is just creepy . I just played asari justicar on silver with a krogan vanguard , asari adept , and human engineer . Banshees and brutes died in 5 seconds . Also , if it makes OP feel any better I once got kicked in a bronze game for bringing a level 1 geth infiltrator with a javelin I . I'm , I'm , I'm .... it's always about you , isn't it ? exactly , u knew what u were searching for . Well you could say Smoked crack , ate cookies , and played wi your dog . Have fun in jail . Wow . I just realized what those white things are for . To keep the box from touching the pizza . Until now I always thought they were there to hold the pizza together . 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I am unemployed " While in captivity she was provided with few toys or objects to stimulate her " * * Chocolate * * Ah , snake is carrying the socom , which uses conventional lethal ammo . Yet the hulk has been hit with tranquilliser rounds , snake isn't carrying another gun . Hmmm One thing I have realized durring the process of this race is that major news companies don't report on Paul hardly at all . It's like they don't know the difference between caucuses and primaries Y'know if we actually got * any * mod-mail I wouldn't complain ... You are my playoff team now , surprisingly . I really didn't think I'd be rooting for a team from the east . It is just impossible to dislike Marty and Parise has been great , all of them have been playing solid . And yet weirdly enough I also find myself rooting for the Caps The only reason a whole floor's internet will sometimes go down is that people plug their router in backwards . beat puppies Yes , I can see that . You told " PedoHuman " where the kids are playing . You may not know it , but you are a god to 2-3 year olds . Use your gift for good , never evil . Indeed . Off the top of my head the only case I remember being annoyed by font choice in a game was in Hydrophobia : Prophecy - large masses of text were in Bank Gothic in that game Reworking a holocaust quote to describe someone cutting up his own video games Then why did the lights at the AMC I was at go up after the first scene ? i hate , when i accdently click on the map and walk back I had guys SQL injecting my site , so I just gave up and shut it down . I was ten years old at the time , and got punched in the face by my sister when I beat her for the 2nd time in a row . When she calmed down , we played again . I then beat her for the third time , and consequently had hair ripped out . Dafuq is wrong with you ? If I'm traveling I'm on vacation , I don't need ten or more books with me since I went to see the location . 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Guess who's been on 720 Even though my broadband was doing its best to imitate a fucking dial up and my mic wasn't working ( or you were all ignoring me My parents both used to open a new window for everything on the internet and they never closed any previous windows . So I'd go on my moms computer and find like 20 windows open to various sites . So many down tokes in that thread Wait , after consulting with Sir Bearington , I just realized you were actually not joking . Reddit ... Pfft .. You * even resorted to stealing memes One time I called out this guy who said he liked grammar but marked the answer to that question as , " How . " He tried to argue that it was up to interpretation My poor psp never heard it's name , it was always referred to as the Nintendo To drink milk . Yeeees . Squid Pro Row As a black guy I would've found that joke hilarious . sniping one typo = Very sexy I honestly don't remember submitting this . He's mine . You can't have him . Reads like bumpyroadtits . Man , have you seen some of the man cave / home theater setups on the AVS forums ? I was playing Career mode on FIFA 12 today ( managing Liverpool obviously ) and tried signing Tello . But Barca were basically all like " This player has only just joined our team so fuck off " . I share your opinion on the difference between what I consider coffee and coffee drinks but keep it to myself now after people called me hoity-toity . To each their of but I heard what you said ! Blowjobs don't make him happy ? Wtf is wrong with this guy ... When I was 15 , my parents spent 1500 bucks sending me on an Outward Bound ascent course . It's designed to straighten kids out who are fucking up at school . After a month canoeing and portaging through the boundary waters of Minnesota , I got home and kept on doing the same shit I had been doing before . Way to go guys , money well spent . I wanted to defend you , but you've been a redditor for close to two years ... No police were called . Too bad I can't stream HBO Go to my tv . india as well but how did you miss it ? you must have seen the exact time if you were able to take this picture ... Why you post such a helpful comment ? I forgot it's impossible to link via email or whatnot ...... sorry . Voldemort's nipple It's still 65 ° outside ... I think you deserve one of these by now . Why were you on r / kiddyporn in the first place . > Except when they shower at night You got a problem with coons or something ? touche sir ... usually the big ones do more stuff ... we've all made that mistake ... when the Inlaws are over for a visit I'm using it right now and it has so many good features , I recently found out I can do this My gf is named Katherine i bet this is going to cause a flux of racist tweets from the caps fans themselves Hmmm ... Seems like the perfect future Proactive spokes lady ... WAS the dude ? Looks like the troll just got a facelift ... " If her daddy's rich , take her out for a meal / If her daddy's poor , just do what you feel " I like to keep my pants on when I go ... I've been in that store . I And 10 mods ... Then why is it every time I leave my headphones unattended for 5 minutes they come out looking like a plate of spaghetti ? This means there is a machine for inverting them ... Or that someone gets paid to .. Invert disembodied rectums Hey hey I like the game plan .... The rock only did two bad movies ... Doom and the tooth fairy You took away an upvote over grammar ? I'm worried about the fact that I'm mildly aroused . one does not simply fool a redditor to enter 9gag , without a hint Haha , my sympathies man :D I pulled an all nighter one evening , was writing a paper I think , listening to music on my IEM earphones ( the in ear types ) . As I was taking them out , the plasticky slip on part got stuck in my ear .. Trying to pick it out only pushed it in deeper , until I had to take a cab to the local hospital , at 7am You fap with the door open one time ! The girls I know who were are very attractive and athletic and did quit their sport did so to do things more ambitious . Retweeted via Twitter . Changed his url or deleted his twitter I think they're ( typed that all three ways You didn't even bother reading the post . Contempt isn't gonna get me laid . My dad is the one who told me that there was a big market for this stuff on ebay So Scumbag husband lies to her and lures her over to Algeria , hides the passports and doesn't let her go back to New Zealand and it's ... the Neq Zealand Government's fault ? We were taught this in 5th grade .. wait .. you changed your blonde hair to red to AVOID jokes ? What the hell ? I really need to find a way to block ads on imgur.com . I got an ad where a woman was talking ( with sound ! ) about interracial pornos ( NO JOKE WTF Nope , sorry only the < 4 ' 11 " people get to play that card Now people can see when we read it ? The only " scandal " at my school when it came to AIMS testing ( fuck Arizona , that is the worst graduation test ever ) was students deliberately failing the writing portion ( mid-length essay ) , because the prompt was so bad that no one could take it seriously . When I took it , it was to write a letter to the president of a company to persuade them to open an amusement park in Arizona . You're also not as nice as one may think Illogical . That's like saying most animals don't exactly walk because they walk on four legs , and not two , like humans . yep . no person can qualify as a man unless he rapes all the lesbians Did you get this look ? at 2:58 , there was steak in the boots . Comcast because corporations are people . There's a group that furries are above ? There are such things as lefty drummers , and I am one of them I looked it up once . Honestly , it's easier to search it . If I remember right you need to change your keyboard to a certain language . Apparently you're expected to change it back after you're done . Oh its you That doesn't make sense thought because the team itself never accepts donations but a few of the team members have setup donation pages as individuals . 5.5 million to develop the app ... As a sheltered suburban child , I can confirm this . He meant a * different kind * of pictures Rookie error mate . They are not ours , they are the internet's ( most likely 4chan to be specific ) googled it expecting a porn star .... there are warnings in california that everything could give you anything . i mean hell , to California , water bottles will give me cancer A bible right next to your condoms I can never figure out how to do this " I'm 26 ... I still use a night light sometimes when I'm drunk , I will start to piss and slowly back up and see how far i can get before running out of ammo and making it back to the bowl ... Did you not read the article ? " Complete bikes starting at $ 10,695 . " That's not what he asked . They look really good , I would buy them but ... look at the postage price Lulu and Annie ? He either didn't think that one through , or he's a pervert . Can't believe we traded him for Kwame Brown matching that it doesn't have to be * your * children I googled myself . Not kidding . My girlfriend wants Jason Mewes number .. > Hey , we're talking about civilised countries here . Yeah of course , Joseph Stalin But he's married ... ಠ_ಠ > I hate them because the last one I went to , my mum sold my NES with all the games , the lightgun and a game genie for £ 4 . I had all of them until my mother threw most of them out . Why would you want to enter a boy ? That was written 3 days after my birth . I fail to see your point . Can t find Oven Bake Escape ... I was thinking Adam Loewen Nope - he thought Picasso was a Fictional Character from a book . Be glad you got yours . I'm still waiting on mine ! Because she bled in them & offered the info up to OP As a novice archer the bow shot from that video made me cringe ... * * * HOW DOES HE STILL HAVE THUMBS * * * ? You know , except for the NBA Playoffs . You just blocked Grodek's chance of getting his question answered " Even though my ex's had waaay bigger cocks than you ( No way is that 8.5 > By the way , it is funny how you think that it is absurd if someone denies you , by legislation , a certain right ( freedom of religion ) but you think it is ok to deny other people things like same sex marriage and abortion ... If you went to a web forum for professional chefs , and suggested adding saltwater taffy to a BLT , you'd mostly get responses like " Not every foreigner has an accent or speaks english badly . Not sure if I should laugh ... Or " She gave me the hardest My husband requests Erin go braless all the time ... I see . The game cartridge is all wrong , the system itself is an abomination , and the controller has 4 colours for face buttons ? ! I agree with the quote in the headline , but the community I really want to get on board is the / r / science and / r / skeptic types . They will look at Dr . Weil and Huffpo and give a double Does it not appear on his summoner profile , does it not add up after a win , does it not show in the post-game dialogue , .... Horse . Shit . I clicked the link I think someone needs to stop buying shitty games No results but now in my search history . Flipboard for the iPad is just glorious . It's nice for the iPhone , but I am impressed by the ease of use and flow of the app . Alien blue for the iPad is the same way . Good on the iPhone , but ridiculous on the pad IMO . ( for instance the Sweet Jesus ... That was terrifying ... Made all the worse by the really low key framing . You were focused on the ass that was still clothed versus the bare breasts ? This happened to me in a university-level chemistry class . The city it was in bordered Canada . Still got points off Experimentation and testing on live people is the best , I dare say . Wait ... I'm a live person ... They blasted Rodeo music . For ten minutes . You mean " enough " ? That guy's a professor at my school . His book is , of course , required for his class . Lupita ! Nobody asked you That was disturbing ..... even reading it . Too late . This has made the front page of r / worldnews Seriously r / mexico ? where did this even come from ? Bad attempt at a novelty account = Anyone else read this in the voice of Siri ? " Created with 3D Wiggle Gif Maker on Windows * * Mobile * * 7 " I have never successfully opened one of those onigiri rice balls . I always end up ripping the seaweed . If people think this is too hot then they don't know any better I actually thought that people would be appreciative of the fact that I built a desk and now can sit next to my wife , and also battle even if it is on a Mac . Who the fuck cares that it's a Mac ? I didn't realize that / r / battlestations had become / r / PCCircleJerk . Whatever though , I'll go find that picture of the glass desk and post that in a month again even though I didn't build it and can take no credit for it in any way . I thought ability's did no damage to neutral mobs , so i would stand there auto attacking / dieing and raging omg someone else who hasn't read them ? My husband keeps sneaking it onto my nook I need a piece of that [ ass ] Am I the only one that's frightened that people who can snap like that are walking around ? It's not that I think she needs to be locked up or anything , it's just frightening to think that you could just trip , yelp , and then be set upon by an enraged person that has to be pried off you . It bothers me when people add " mon " to the end of something to make it a Pokemon , that's digimon bro ... I hope that made you horny Get rid of Kitchen and Bowman . Holy fuck I had this exact same question and conversation with my boyfriend last week . He looked at me like actually its not Ghandi either , it's Gandhi For some reason , at a glace , all I see are swastikas 1587 gigabytes , and they're all copies . It's karma ... " Q : With some information out ( may or may not be correct ) about how hard monster * * shit * * in Inferno " Sad . So you want like abra and happiliy and such from white forest ? I have 99 ultra balls ( I thought u had to catch darkria on the event well not sure why , but i did it ... i goggled whale placenta Well yeah , I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with you if you laugh at r / spacedicks ... I hope those are Mexican Pesos Seriously anything that could be a huge scientific breakthrough is just wiped out by WOW A PENIS , the fuck reddit FLASHBACK to my last psilocybin mushroom trip initiated There's a special place in Hell for people like you . You monster . Who would do that ? Yeah , goddamn women's rights , always asking for ... equality . I misread your name as " JerkMeOff " " you can use your iPad ^ iPad ^ iPad " Was it a sick play ? Yes . But , gloves ... You remember that ? Immeadiatly gives Morphine along with Hammer ... " Sir , what the Hell are you going to do with the hammer ? " No , Goddammit ! Not in my name ! I never thought of it until now , but the latest iPhone ads are strangely tomato soup-centric . She's basically ordering hotspacho . Sam Jackson would be all There's something evil about their eyes . Youtube comments on Reddit ? I took off the 15-25 th and told my child's mother I'm out of town for that duration lol ! ! ! One time I ever say " Dumb cunt " and i get like 30 downvotes . 22 updates ? your username As fucked up as this world is , cleaning it up still would be easier than making mars survivable I am being 100 % honest for I am in highschool , and there are a lot of grade A dumbass's here : A guy was arguing that rap takes a lot more skill than metal , because metal is random notes and a guy growling or screaming . My response : When I was young I was going to go outside and play , so I grabbed my shoes and put one on , then got distracted and went to put back on my other shoe . I couldn't find it and spent a good 10 minutes checking around the house while holding the shoe in my hand the whole time OP Provided link to first thread I don't want to live in a world where the Violent Femmes are used in an HP commercial . Your name just makes me go Isn't that what everyone that hates Apple already does ? Gas chamber ? Really ? I get that you ( stupidly ) feel strongly against what is proving to be a very popular feature but holocaust jokes might be taking it a tad overboard . Wildly shooting massive amounts of DNA and calling it data " transfer " is the same as throwing your external hard-drive at someone and calling it data transfer . Tis appropriate for wtf but still ... Faint attack . For second I thought Colbrt died . Yeah I'll go " check it out " right away How personal it was , you guys got him a reddit flap machine . What is this ? utorrent Thane dies . He does not count . And then you realize they're heat seaking IED's disguised as puppies and he doesn't work as what he says he does . My dad used to spell his last name on my mother's answering machine while they were dating . Oh boy My aunt is an anesthesiologist , and she just said this was bullshit . She said though that black people have a hard time with anesthesia because they tend to smoke pot and not tell the doctor and that messes with the anesthesia Sad that it was a case of bad luck but wtf was he trying to do - * " He was attempting to pass another vehicle on the right shoulder of the road at the time . " * ? Grade 12 , barely any arm / leg hair , fucking forest on stomach / chest . We would punch each other in the balls when we were in trouble on the playground , yes it was a game to us to be in pain . The picture is more WTF than the point you are trying to make The stalkers because they are well made and fun each time I walked into a room and heard them make a noise and look at you I would just think to myself god fucking damnit Heaven forbid someone has a different opinion . But how many fingers do you have ? Yes . I'm sure you did . Then you took a picture of it with your 0.05 megapixel camera . why does everyone say " squirting is real except when its on video " ... its like goddam Bigfoot I'm afraid I have to wince here . Number 2 Top download : The Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana by Vatsyayana ( 1089 ) right , because people with diabetes should blatantly ignore their doctors ... and then blame others . We have a little sunken area in my backyard from where the builders just threw all their scrap materials and covered them up The last name Noguero to Niggers My brain processed that last part as .. " aids filled cookies .... " why reddit , why . Your comment and excellent , in-depth explanation of the events and why you think I am wrong has helped me see that Obviously looped ambient noise ( I'm looking at you Gossip Girl Wasn't this case part of the justification for the enhanced pat downs ? I do the same thing . The other day Halladay was starting ... I checked it and he was flawless through like 3 innings I think . And in my head I thought of me jinxing it and then thought * nah * check it later .... McCann hit a grandslam off him and he gave up 8 earned runs I am so sorry .. I a , from Minnesota and we aren't all like that ! I swear .. Maybe you guys could knock some sense into her .. ? Jag känner mig missuppfattad . Jag borde haft * look of disapproval * med i rubriken . $ 11 an hour is still higher than average manager salary here in my country Looks an awful lot like the rock I lost ten years ago Your name ... What were you thinking Did you know ? The bottom of the swimming pool smells like strawberries ? Im shocked this has so much positive karma username ? seriously ? Everyday with the bbc gossip just link the page Clowns just ruined tits for me . > kinda sketchy Bless your soul I read it to be my 4 year old girlfriend They should name this robot 80085 ... * * WELL HE NOW SURE AS HELL IS . * * A raccoon one time broke into my house and ate my Guinea pigs , leaving a bloody mess . I caught him with a mousetrap and shot him in my back yard Fuck you for making me laugh . Have an upvote and a stare Yesterday I was playing Xbox live and when someone left my party I said bye and waved ... Anything posted will most likely have originated from 4chan to begin with . Yikes , is that what raw milk looks like ? It looks like puss . Write WAR in caps three times , show ice miner underneath . My Man MCA has a beard like an Airbus A320 Its a good thing somebody downvoted this - seriously this is definitely worthy of a downvote I recently learned that as soon as I could talk , I started saying all this stuff about my " other family " , like , " My other mommy bought me shoes like that . " My aunt once asked me what happened to my other family , and I replied that my parents had been driving and crashed their car and ' Michael ' came and took me away to my new family . Jesus christ , he even drew a sexy bald eagle and a vulture ! Great , now I'm going to be looking through his gallery all day This is reality ....... Wait , what ... A black person throwing bananas ? I read " Power of Nigga " when scrolling ... From * BLOODY * bullet holes . When it fully donned on me that one of my favorite things about living alone is the increased frequency of naked dinners ... jesus , why do they still call it pizza ? this more like a cheese pie or something Did you just Godwin a thread discussing a video game ? I know what your talking about . I fall into a blackness thats , existing I guess .. Then I violently jerk awake terrified . ლ ( Check the horoscope Depends on the circumstances of the job . If you hired them to do something when they are also working other full time jobs and have families then I can understand what you're saying Tying to see comments still requires a refresh Are you saying my grandad was not Jesus ! ! How dare you sir ! Why his wife touching his work laptop ... A 630m Morning pee GODDAMNIT I'LL NEVER EAT A SNICKERS BAR AGAIN Cannot be unseen ... Now make twenty more , and build a castle in the middle of them . of course not because * * I * * didn't ask it . It's sort of painful to watch dontain just facetank the mobs . No dodging . " That goes without saying ... " Wait , they can just suddenly run out of battery ? Makes perfect sense . At least its not as crazy as ninja turtles from space . What kind of bro would go Tons ... every single day ? I'll replace you with a script ! ... Thats so creepy The essential things , like my Live subscription and alcohol . .. did he really just drop-kick the guy's leg on that tackle ? That ape is about to have a sore eye I suppose , but even still you say " i'd get some serious Did this really take 9 years for you to notice this ? Doggy rape is not something to joke about Eeeew , he drank the beer after haha i freaked out for a second . thanks for that I wish I would have There was exactly one time I played a game with such a guy . I picked Ezreal and went 20-2 while he was around 1-5 . Then he wanted to start learning Ezreal Enjoy Cook County Jail At first I was like > Shit , I was part of that rescue party [ IGN : CrazyEight 8] . Half the people on it didn't even know where to go . Not only would it be hard to get do you have ANY idea where they have to give you the shot ? ! TIL that webcam can be used as a verb . dirty feet Woah ... Clooney will go down in history as Prank King for this one . please don't ... I haven't heard about that novel in a long time . When I was a kid , my mom used to tell me about how she would use * Travels with Charley * as a sleep aid when she was younger . She'd keep a copy on her bedside table , and if she had trouble sleeping , she'd read a few pages and it would put her out like a light . I had no idea that it was penned by Steinbeck , though . I'm guess I'm a little " Why did they remove it ? ? ? " i suck at screaming . teach me ! ! " Not a bit . Only republicans ( ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ I belived you up until the shoe lace part . They aren't allowed to have shoelaces in prison Game of Thrones is the first book in the series named * * " A Song of Ice and Fire . " * * I thought is said " blacklash " I don't know Hank , I don't know If you examine this iSkhisma's match history , you can see something very very peculiar . None of his game is over 1 minute long and he can get matched against the same guy over and over . Furthermore , the guys he plays on ladder are all ppl who try to leave game in the beginning too . " our gays " I can only assume it is a leet amount of hate for not using the slogan " the front page of the internet " At first I thought it was an article by The Onion . Sometimes it is impossible to tell the difference . I think people that say that they don't profile are either fooling themselves or fooling others . It's a natural within our species to profile . The human race is a Judgmental lot . TIL Zach Braff " pummeled a twelve year old " after an attempted punk'd . You can see the XP bar . No mention of Octopress , the static site generator * du jour * ? It is capitalized because it is the first letter of the sentence . It just really gets to me that people like her , who have no problem disregarding the parts of the Bible telling them that THEY are sinning , feel that they can still use the Bible to justify the denial of rights to others on " moral " grounds . She is about to pop out a kid , she's single , never been married ... and she still sees fit to talk about how Obama is a bad Christian for supporting same-sex marriage . Bit bigoted don't you think ? I guess I should start acting as you want me to so I am taken seriously by you then . On a seperate note , that guy kinda looks like Andy Dick The blurry one . Went back to the paycheck ward for depression , met a guy who I dated . Broke up with him , only to go out with a girl I met there . Also his cousin , though that's unrelated . Actually , I met my last boyfriend there too . I don't have Xbox live gold anymore T-T I only have a silver account What you lying for ? No website is more enjoyable then reddit Which could be sooner rather than later Something to do with the electrons in your nipples That's terrible ! You both clearly needed help and they were taking pictures Every time I go to the bars while I'm at school the line for the female restroom is a good 15 girls long and the male restroom is next-to-empty . Queue groups of girls running into the men's restroom in groups of 2-3 then yelling at any guys who try to enter because there are girls in there . It really is torturous showing all the pictures with no way to buy . Saw a very similar comment on a Yogscast video . You can't think of ANYTHING more pathetic ? And there we are at the point why I made this post Did you just resign after ~ ~ his ~ ~ he wrote it ? Because unless Draw Something starts their indices at 0 , that looks like it's your first turn . This looks suspiciously like the Wild Thing at Valley Fair Hipster Wookie wearing jeans Isn't this one of the stories that is canon ? By the looks of it , it doesn't look canon at all . JUST ... six months ? It's from Buffy the Vampire Slayer , Whedon's TV show , for those of you down voting because you don't understand I miss da 90 ' s ! ! ! ! ! 1 ....... * * Born in 1999 * * She's like 6 . The class " phrase " for my high school graduation this year is YOLO . Just because he's an idiot doesn't mean it is okay to go to his one video and harass him Oh well that's alright then . There's only a 1 in 50 chance of passing on a debilitating , deadly disease I was playing twister about 6 years ago with my friend and his sister . Tried to do this complicated position to reach my right foot on blue . And farted I watched to 0:20 before I rage quit the entire internet and shot my netbook out of a cannon . Oh gee , because I wonder what kind of guys marry children ? Remain calm and say in a steady voice : " this is a trap , and you should be ashamed . " . The do the When you go to comment touch the drop arrow at the top of the screen . Swipe the menu to the right and click " more " from there just click load from saved . Viola , that's all it takes . I just found out about this 3 days ago . Also allows you to comment with pictures and do this What if it's still alive and sticks a tentacle into you ? ! I'm not taking any chances . Implying that you can't socialize in an MMO ... How can we be expected to teach jugs to learn to read , if they can't even fit inside the building ? Okay ? So , someone saying that a group / race / gender / ect . has no right to complain about what they see as a problem , isn't like someone saying that a group / race / gender / ect . has no right to complain about what they see as a problem ? That makes plenty of sense . The rainbow unicorn exist , you was not hallucinating Thanks for the info , this comment should really be on top New Mexico Well It's not cool to wreck old systems , but console abuse ... 15-20 year lifespan They changed it for the 3ds but botched the vita version ... Great another port done wrong on ps by konami Reddit eyes ? You mean Using your mouse with vim ? Long wait ? I don't see Playstation gamers anywhere in those statistics Never trust a Hogwarts alumnus from Slitheren house when cranberry-lemon muffins are on the line . I see you trying to be funny and it didn't work . Wow ... The place is packed . that pic looks recent I'm tired , it's bedtime - apologies for the lack of grammar oh great one Why would you put water in your cereal ? Did you just bash the majority of reddit's lurker community ... and get upvoted for doing it ? The number of times this issue has been brought up on reddit is making me really paranoid There's nothing like starting your morning off by accidentally seeing 100 dicks . Almost ... Yes . Accident . Best purchase ever .. George Takei posted this on facebook an hour before this was posted on here , and he used exactly the same pun title Taking jobs from hard , working men Thanks for that , what with me not wanting to know and all Stop self promoting . Hah , nice ! I bought mine when I was at uni back in 2002 as well , and it's still going strong . Just the other day my gf asked when I was going to replace " that ugly thing " . To which I could only reply hah , thanks for the laugh . Breaking news : scientist discover that swearing is bad for your health , pharmaceutical companies market anti-swearing drug . righ now Break the cycle . " If you just once more let the alarm system going off all night " .... They also taught us Columbus was a cool guy who " discovered " this country . Civilian Abaddon ... a pool of fucking mayonnaise . I didn't have any carb dreams during my first weight loss period , but the last 3 months I did have my first after I got really strict this time around . I believe that it was bagels and after I woke up I first panic'd that I ate bagels the day before , and then I made the commonly accepted Damn son good eyes . Look at This was on 9gag before the post That * is * funny ... Spoiler is in the thumbnail , retard . ლ ( Comic sans I had a pair of Mormons ask me if I prayed and asked god to help me become an atheist . I have seen these ! IN YOUR HOUSE . What he did is the exact definition of trolling . Wow ... That's even worse than when I saw a firefighter put a c collar on upside down ... And all of the FFs here are required to be EMT-Is .... BQ | BC ... Is it just me or does the " Send to " option just never send what you're sending anywhere ? I've tried sharing posts to Facebook and they just never appear , even though the app is linked to my Facebook . Tu tambien estas trolleando no ? I saw it straight away . The articles were not arguing for the existence of God , they were talking about predestination and free-will . Did you even read them ? I read it as " Look at this little girl I met at the festival . " > Stop making 50 kinds of TVs and receivers and sound bars That's ok , I think you had plenty of downvotes to spare me at least 1 . ( But seriously , why downvote a harmless joke ? Yeah I ( embarrassed to say ) actually put deodorant on my feet and some kind of shoe spray in my shoes Thanks for that , I had no idea , since thats exactly what I do for a living . I wish I knew too . This picture was taken for the five seconds in between pulling the sleeves up and having them fall back down again Yes domestic violence is hilarious Well nyjacky used him in a big tournament and did extremely well . I have to watch her because she has a tendency to pee on them too Ran down a very steep hill . Couldn't stop . Luckily got caught in a thorn bush ( > I have this weird image of the Navy Raven trolling it's way through London ( with human legs ) trying not to be seen . I have an exam at 9:30 ... It would be funny as fuck if this turned out to be a Pepsi commercial at the end and its a cartoon ... Do all girls smell like that " down there " ? or the blind Baggy cargo shorts . Worst fear when it comes to sex . Oh God why . I'm so sorry for you . First book ever ? Totally read that as homeschool , not homeroom . Nothing particular either of us said , but noticing the condom had totally vanished . Had to stop and ... retrieve it . That killed the mood very quickly There aren't enough yes indeed . I haven't missed one show . I met Aesop at the Metro awhile back before " None Shall Pass " came out . Super cool guy . Felt like a real nerd though , " Hi Aesop . I love your music ! " Well , recently I've spent a lot of time in that " what's the most disturbing thing on Wikipedia ? " - thread . So I guess .. I should delete .. my browser .. history .. Yup I used to work at a prison too and dominos are the tool of choice . It's actually funny when you see one go to medical with his dick all swollen and purple . Do they ever think about where those dominos have been ? ? Why are people downvoting this ? being at work doesn't allow you asking stupid questions Buy a new calendar ... not sure if I should upvote or downvote ... this kind of questions are very frequent on this subreddit I can remember on the / v / idya board , he would constantly mock minecraft threads . Turns out , after he forgot to remove his name and replace with anon that he was making a majority of minecraft threads and then attempting to troll people with it , claiming everyone to be autistic . Hooray , now I just have to wait 45 minutes for it to download . Did you / were you able to tell them that ? Yet a hot metal object with spikes in it seemed like it was gonna be the best experience ever ? hulk with green lantern mask .... The best Children's manga cover doesn't look appropriate for children Those downvotes better not be for TheLupineOne being a furry Obviously you marry her for the blow jobs . Duuuhhh I would hope so . Perhaps if I had said , Website level : now deceased ... Shit . I'm Asian and I call it rooster sauce . White people . date of first publication Are you calling me 10 ? That is some * * very * * dangerous trigger discipline ... But now you don't because what they said about Steve Albini ? the links were already purple Let's get rid of everything that reddit user " ybobjoe " disapproves of . This is sound public policy I thought these already had a August 4th release date ? Pys has a couple mars blackmkons for 329 Sperm Retention Syndrome ... But yet , not a color As a person with a fear of falling , I just about fell back out of my chair at this , so thus received a double whammy ... Yup . That's how I got tricked Nevermind the fact that the word " multiplayer " is in the title Do you not see the flaw in your statement ? It's okay to abridge freedom of speech , but not okay to abridge the right to bear arms ? Yep that's pretty much accurate . My friend ordered tickets recently . Although the tickets were only $ 44 per a seat , the fees were $ 50 on top of each ticket . Either you're a terrible troll or you really do think Skrillex is progressive house . Relevant username Awesome ! :) Just remember the pics Congratulations on passing high school physics Novelty accounts Fact : if your username had an " r " it would be an anagram for clitoris With a human .... 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I can sleep peacefully now , knowing that our hard work has finally paid off . not new just nice to be reminded how WTF it can get sometimes Your account is two hours old , you only gave this one comment , and that makes you a shill I was bicycling and beside me at a red light was an older woman in an electric wheelchair . After chatting for a moment about the new bike lane , I started to pedal off and she said " Have a nice ride " . To which I turned and replied , " You too " . There was an ad for Magnum brand ice cream and I thought they put a magnum condoms ad on a diablo page . i really don't think you should have been be showering you teacher ... That's the main reason Real Dolls are bought ! I saw a documentary about the making of them , they have really realistic genitals Try again ... I don't like it either , and I don't dress like that . I was talking about graphic tees and color mismatch ... not this tell me about it for the two of us we spent about 90 dollars for stuff you get here for that's cheaper and fresher My entire computer game design class had starcraft installed on our computers , we got a notice from the district after they did a search because one of us was taking up too much space on the server . We lost our games because one of the students needed somewhere to keep his porn . " but " Did anyone have taken a closer look at Thundurus ? It look like ... some kind of an unicorn . Grammar please Yeah , teenagers and college girls should all be " emotionally mature " and " well-adjusted " enough to handle being ostracized by half the population , used by the other half , and raped by childhood friends . If you'll never guess what I nailed today on Facebook , fuck you , you legitimate doesn't his " invention " just produce random variations of the original input space ? 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This isn't NSFW Oh , yeah , because all Cantonese from Hong Kong are the same , right ? Nice try Taco Bell marketers . It makes such a difference , doesn't it ! At my father-in-law's funeral , the celebrant who did most of the eulogy got a few fairly critical details wrong , such as his LAST NAME . You'd think he'd have checked . > Yeah . They're the hypocrites around here . We're on a slippery slope when we start arresting people because they * might * break a law . If we're going down that path how long until just showing up at a protest is proof that you have criminal intent ? Why the What the ... thank you As a man who was once a teenage boy , I am offended by your remark and will hitherto be writing e-mails to other remedies , elixirs , tonics , panaceas , demanding their resignation from Reddit , or I will be forced to leave this face TSM ANUS W Cards are not downloadable . You're not crazy , you're just racist . > Matthew , Mark , Luke , and John . 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You're obviously a lowly theist fundie republican if you think that piracy is only a human * right * . Clearly , it is a * responsibility * — your debt to society — and it is one of your only obligations to society . The evil corporations have obviously brainwashed you and withheld the truth which is why you don't think you * * * must * * * pirate or else be Hitler . Then i'll keep it for that long and then post it Intermittent Fasting is the new hot shit right now and Martin Berkhan at LeanGains.com would be giving you the Look of Disapproval oh i wasn't being mean either i just like that face Your username ... If I ever visit , my only photo will be me in front of all these people , with a stern look Alienblue or create a keyboard shortcut . I use ' lod ' and bam : I have that same feeling ! My teacher told me in front of the class that China was bigger than Canada and I should use better sources . I looked her in the eye and said " The Encyclopedia versus your little fact book ? " She still thinks she's right That's probably the 2nd biggest disappointment in life . After dropping a full grinder on a dirty rug What parent allows they're kid to run around on halloween in just a towel . I like your style French here also . As long as the title reflects the content , I don't see the problem actually . Calling a movie ' la gueule de bois ' would have been terrible Well that failed BECAUSE YOU'RE MY DIRECT COMPETITION . Not really . When I read the title I thought it was AT & T . Read the article and I was right . WTF AT & T ? I can see you've done this before This happened to me . I'm pretty sure it was the battery swelling up and pushing on the trackpad . I took it to the apple store and it cost 90 bucks to get a new one I just got my copy in post from them and I preordered 2 weeks ago amazon are telling lies ! ! White lighter ... ಠ_ಠ you just reminded me of the cumbox Real genetics doesn't work like that AT ALL Been there done that with a girl . 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That really doesn't cure a hang over , I'm sure just eating any thing hes , but that sure looks nothing like nachos beat me to posting something about the disallowed goal ... thanks to Sulley Muntari's disallowed goal Diet Mtn Dew and sugar free Red Bull . Gotta watch those calories . And what do you say when you eat the trees ( I . e . brownies ) . tl ;d w : How to make a hammock from a tarp . I thought you meant gift card for a second i hope you're proud of yourself . Why is he in a roasting pan ? How big is your tank that it lets you drive 500 miles on a single tank ? Same here ... Except I proceeded to watch the leisure time video as well .. I was reading this at work , and that exact thing happened , " don't worry i'll be quick ! " and spends half an hour getting shoe for all of his family " our enemies " Yep , now we know you're racist . 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Ah yes , that would be me . or his girlfriend is actually his mom in disguise ... the humor , someone will shit themselves when they walk in the toilet ... wait > Bonus story : I slowed down to let a jaywalker cross the street . My driving instructor got mad at me and told me to speed up " or else they'll never learn " . Apparently someone does not agree with you either I see . I think your analogy could have been a little less " jizz in my mouth'y " though .... No ! My brain at least , has been scarred enough . I was very bothered by it . Get an iphone Yes , zink . Lots and lots of zink . I logged in just to say thank you . I laughed like a mad man . In my head I saw a bunch of people looking up , all of them making this face . Most celebrity types don't . That's awesome ! I'm a bit upset with them because they cancelled their show at mohegan after i booked my room How have you lived ? A 4 is $ 100 . If you've never lived there , but you were born there ... 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" * reads name * It's called Sheltering Suburban Mom Torture is fine with me if you do it to the real terrorist or enemy but rape is not acceptable in any case . I see what you did there . So your a dick to an unsuspecting old woman , more specifically , * * your grandmother . * * His first name is 24 år , Driftstekniker hos en større Dansk IT virksomheds NOC , Halvhjertet FCK fan , Cykling , Ørestaden på Amager lige ved siden af KUA og ITU .. Skabsn ørd That's not DC The german amazon site announced TODAY that they won't be able to ship every preordered version - some people will have to wait until June Ok that last bit deserved a bit of Slams BBC for being biased . Insists on Tory replacement . Har har that was the point , your so smart , I'm so humble now , you win the day .... god damnit you made me spit out my drink Actually , you could . How are you n the safest place in the world ? You spelled smash wrong . No , he would not make an amazing commentator ... Oh God why . The funny part is her accent was even more ridiculously over the top on the PTRs . They actually did retakes to tone it down , so this is the * mildly accented * version . Captain America didn't kill Hitler , he killed Red Skull I think the sweet sloppy seductiveness of the slaw would make the meat flavors dance Don't you mean your 2 cents ? Typical fandom : " hey , these two guys don't get along and very rarely have a peaceful moment as rivals ; that must mean they're having buttsex " Who is Dane Cook I once ended up sneezing a cert mint into my sinus cavity . Worst burning sensation ever . I spent 15 minutes trying to snort that thing out before it finally worked ... That .... is just sad ... Drew ? I don't watch Glee ..... OMG NO ! That's NOT what I was going for I went to Starbucks and when I got my drink it said " Bread " ... My name is Brent , not Bread . I've seen this comic 10 times since it came out a couple days ago . This isn't funny Big Bang Theory ? Gillian Jacobs I am disappoint You pay rent in all the places ? I read your username , and then ' Van Persie's wife ' Why are you talking about a game for * * dudebros * * every installation depends on your hardware capabilities You are adorable ! I hate pictures of myself and haven't taken any yet . I probably should at some point , I just feel so huge ! ! I'm 5 ' 7 " and have gained 17lbs at 24 and a half weeks .... I am the same size everywhere except belly and boobs . A lady today said I must be due any day now . Kick them in the dick = * disable * This is a frighteningly well thought out response If you look this guy up , he is a frequent poster in r / trees and has " whored " a lot of karma from this sub . Ahhh yes , the de-facto fall back for anything negative said about Israel ... Hitler . your one of those bastards whose never had one eh Why is Polly a Cockatoo and not an actual Parrot ? Sympathy hug bro , I haven't finished during sex since August Like bullying people on the internet for saying something a lot people can relate to makes you look like a genius . Your upvotes to downvotes ratio says otherwise Oh well then that definitely settles it . Correcting someone's spelling / grammar , but makes a grammar mistake in the process They put Chain of Memories on PS2 , which was pretty fun . I've been waiting for KH3 ever since I beat 2 , which was in elementary school I believe . I'm in high school now Wtf , it's a blurry face that looks done in ms paint It was , you did , * and you got more upvotes for it * If I look at that , will I be breaking any laws ? 28 ( åbenbart i den gamle ende Please .. We mustn't speak of such things . # 1345 horizontal resolution ? plus he's asking around $ 50 Thanks for the non-answer . Last . What kind of gesture was that by that fan with the face paint ? Hotel California . You can check out whenever you like but you can never leave . Okay , that's my new pet peeve : people who spell their names weird too much high pass Twitter is where you get all the rumours . All true . > 1345 horizontal resolution ? Not sure trolling or I see what you did there .. Haha . I see the Dunning-Kruger effect more often ever since I saw it . I love that it has a name . Before , I could only compare things to Socrates , who considered himself the most ignorant fool in all of Athens . I guess even the Dunning-Kruger effect is a sidenote to Plato I love seeing death . Its much more acceptable than hearing bad words . Hey guys , I want you to get your mean words out of my game of killing and mass genocide . Its just not acceptable . I'd much rather my kid grow up to kill thousands then express his anger in words . Real stealthy there , pedodave 69 . Title is kind of a spoiler ... Thank you ! I just need to take off the whale-tail . It's hideous . Lovely , now they will spend an extra 2 minutes verifying that your report is meaningless , rather than working on the game . ... Is ... Is that even possible ? ? That dog definitely looks concerned Yes , using salt for flavor is completely new , and is clearly a product of our current generation of " people younger than you that obviously can't be nearly as smart as you " kids . I was there and saw that tonight ! And by " there and saw that " I mean I was at the stadium and left my seat to get Sweet Frites and Fat Tire when I heard the cheers . Yup the purple = 2 weeks sober Your TL ;D R is longer than your post Kind words from Stink-Finger College student with an iPhone AND an iPad ... Umm ... well from looking at their recent submissions , it looks like their sub is rape_roleplay and possibly also Strugglefucking . " Die sind sonst nie da ! " I would give up my second child's ability to reproduce for one of these right now . ( don't worry I don't have kids The sexiest White noise played 24/7 on all transmissions . Give it a Rules are rules . Who still uses cassette tapes ? By that point , the only way I could have been more giddy is if they had thrown in a Linguist here . I'm pretty sure that keeping a lid on people and keeping things moderate is exactly what the title " moderator " implies . My OCD wants to kill you ... dat trigger I demand more details . Even worse when Seattleites complain about it . What do they expect . i had to keep re-reading to find the joke .... i am dissapoint . Charging people for features that were free ? Ron Paul opposed the repeal of Glass Steagal Yep . Nothing creepier than a dildo ..... Absolutely , I hate it when people try to think outside of the box and get beaten for it . On LD 22 I tried to put the theme ( alone ) as a gameplay mechanic choice , and got beaten to the ground because my game didn't feature a lonely sad hero in tones of gray ... this time I had to rush and just made one more " ant world " game , and got plenty of good votes for a totally boring interpretation of the theme No one knows An ice cream , the MARS chocolate bar , I was 8 and at some friends of the family's house . Couldn't finish it so I just had to find a way to throw it with subtlety . Turns out I miserably failed because the flush didn't take the chocolate bars and the father of the family gave me the Aside from this bullshit , when I was playing beta there were a few lag spikes ( when in single player So conflicted . Arkham City is such a great game , and then there's this . Yeah , people having sex is legitimately dangerous to other passengers . I can totally see why a more rational , pre -9/11 aviation industry would care so much about it . I did the same request a year ago or so , got downvoted as hell . How to get around this : Use someone else's name . Huh . My cat fucking hates having his paw held . > So simple in fact it only took 199100 years for humans to discover ! ಠ_ಠ You accidentally a username I won't forget Nothing beats the looks you get from the people that just watched your ass fall down at 0mph . " Do you even know how to ride a bike ? Not a word , but a phrase that pisses me off is : ' Found this little guy ' . Nope . Are you even 18 Isn't granting authority to employ troops outside the US a responsibility of the Congress already ? Ah , yes . Yet another person with an A average worrying about acceptance into graduate studies . Lovely . I bet it's not a gay Hispanic market or grill . It's very important that a bunch of males own the word " bitch " I don't want to suppress my cough at all . That's how I get even more phlegm to stay in my lungs . Cause , y'know , the logical answer isn't that more than one person responded before they saw it was already answered ... It was definitely because everyone wanted to be repetative just to piss you off . Says " assbangingkidz " Only reason I came to the comments Well they should I have over 120 missiles in my inventory , and can carry 5 in game , which is all good because I can't hit the broadside of an Atlas sometimes . Shot right between 2 of them at distance the other day . Killed nothing but my pride . I panic in wave 10 sometimes and choke , so now I wait until a banshee is close and fire at her feet , unless she grabs me first . Even more Yeah .... because Wikipedia is a * respected reference source * . SCVs still need to physically build things Local Skateshop ! Local Skateshop ! Local Skateshop ! Is anyone pissed that you can't purchase an item if you don't have the space , missed out on this one cause of that . I don't Sounds like you're talking from experience That guy on fire at the end ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Canadian company , puts " us government " on the watch face . Why is that red fish's mouth there Well , if you live in Michigan you can now get a permit to hunt them . They're looking to kill 13,500 Upvote for username . Why is CoD on that list For what reason would a door need to be closed with such force ლ ( That was terrible . Oh , so the problem is that they're also concentrating only on combat mods . Even better Really ! ? More parking spots should need to be repaved before they've actually paid for themselves ! ? Haha . I can't tell if you're neckbearding me or serious ...... I have an older brother and younger sister . They were both treated rather equally , I guess me being the middle child meant that I wasn't allowed to be alone with a girl , however my brother and sister were allowed to have their SO spend the night . every fucking time This is the worst animated gif ever , the file size must be huge I would take your advice , but many years of Lord Of the Rings reading has taught me not to trust you This is fantastic ! I'm super optimistic for the final release now . I was worried I'd have to play on low whenever I got near another group of players ( read : elementalists Easy to sit there at your shiny desktop and web browser on your cheap little keyboard but how well do you think you would fare after having your brain smashed in 31 years ago ? . . . Huh , let me look at this , oh it seems he hasn't really done much work with technology since then . . . obviously lazy , not like he had anything taken from him , right ? Sorry but I think .... You're squishing him Someone burnt a hole in my BRAND NEW car seat , all they said was sorry I'm not ashamed . but i know some grownups who wont go on a swing because they are grownups and not supposed to act like kids That's fucked up Nice ! ! ! So you are going to take action into your own hands and start killing police and state officials ! ? You are , like , a hero . great . now that's in my search history forever Seeing as I battled to just INSTALL the game since 12:15 A . M , EST , and STILL stuck on only " update status " screen , after trying all of the fixes listed , from mundane to unorthodox , and finally submitted a ticket ... Yeah . I work in construction as a rigger . I rarely see women . I thought he thought it was a dead mouse at first . Then I realized he thought it was a used tampon and I was like They use Draxus and Valken . The paint is so ovaled it isn't even funny . Your paint will shoot like you are using an Apex If you bought the game you wouldn't need a keygen I had a friend who got detention for yawning without covering his mouth , as ridiculous as that is he had mild epilepsy and had no control over this This petition ... > he entire system was set up by the CFO's son , who is still in college ... I thought you meant the singer . Yeah that's not exactly clear is it ? ... Great , hipsters unite ... Good story , but the title of this post is sickly sensationalist . I wonder if the OP read the story or if he is just looking for more attention . It's like how every single r / wtf title is either a variation on " WTF " or And here I though karma was just a meaningless number . I'm supposed to believe that karma is some kind of measure of my character ? ! Now you tell me . Geez . Guess I'll have to start posting to gonewild immediately to make up for lost time . I first hooked up with my now boyfriend ( for over a year ) because he was Frank in Rocky Horror Picture Show . He looked super sexy in fishnets , heels , a corset , and heavy makeup ... I couldn't resist ! The only downside of his crossdressing in our relationship is that he will periodically steal my clothes and look better than I do in them . I read that as " oil hobby " Pop , not soda . I said the opposite , dude . Zero substance and 1300 upvotes . Because it didn't improve Kim's * public image . * When I visited the US I lived almost exclusively on kid's meals . 1/4 the price , and a decent size . Made the mistake of ordering a banana split at one stage , and got * two * bananas and * eight * scoops of icecream . Male here , agreeing 100 % with this sentiment . Especially with the popularization of Wagon Wheel . So what she did / does is being " set for life " ? Yeah , she must be proud with all that money I didn't buy it because of the DRM . I want to ... But I won't . I'm going back to sonic 4 ep . 2 After reading you name : Admin I am disappointed with you . If he worked hard to get his base far out by all means he deserves to keep it and not have it destroyed by a shit admin . I CAME HERE ..... I LAUGHED ! ! I CAME HERE ... ! ! She ? Using a fleshlight ? Why would he pull Downs And the crowd yells ref you suck ' fact that is wrong ' Well , we were using them until quite recently . And there's nothing on the horizon that can match its capabilities . Just got it in the sale . Thanks for using the spoiler tag Omfg your a genius ! ! ! I wish i knew where to find oc online Asus refused to honor the warranty on my laptop because there was a crack in the casing next to the keyboard . The video card fried itself , as that entire line of nVidia cards became known to do in laptops . AAAAARRRGGHH ! They made the ham and cheese thinner ... WHY OSCAR MAYER ? Get out of my head ! Wait . I fucking Did get high in high school off of gigantic balls of resin All I can think of is thats also how to break a kids neck . The seathbelt I picked this up in a store when I was around 6 ... my dad kept telling me not to touch it This doesn't belong here . This , and your comment , belongs in / r / wtf This means a lot coming from someone named sashimi_taco . If its something airborne we'll mask up and crank the A / C and exhaust port . If its contact isolation and we feel it necessary we carry iso kits with gowns , goggles , and heavy duty gloves . And of course decon the crap out of everything after with super wipes . anything else like HIV we'll just be extra careful if there any blood or anything . Had a Pt . with Hep C get a nose bleed one time the fact that it wasn't a child made you lose your boner ... I think context actually makes this more disturbing That's pretty fucked up to try and put her condition on the father like that , saying he had a " detrimental attitude towards her when she was younger " . It's especially fucked up that she saw more than 5 doctors and none of them cared to test her for tuberculosis Scrolling ... scrolling ... scrolling ... YEP there's an Annie At least the FAMAS in BF3 is a shittonne less anachronistic than the one in Black Ops , which is also the FAMAS Felin , except instead of being set 2014 , it's set in the 1960s I cut cords . Living in an apartment , I haven't had luck with antenna . So , football I watch at the bars . I try to catch hockey whenever I can . But baseball , I miss baseball ( my area doesn't even have reliable radio broadcast for my team ... I live in the area where their AAA affiliate plays Death Grips ? Sounds like a cool thing they'd do to keep their fans happy . Why Regina ? That's just ... No . nice edit I'm sitting next to mine , my phone says I have a weak Wi-Fi signal Lol same here ! Also , Doritos , because every one keeps posting pictures of melted & flavored assembly equipment that found its way into the bag * cries , video finishes * ..... ಠ_ಠ ..... maybe it is just a bad thumbnail of a similar video where the women is standing up " how to see through clothing " ..... The twitter also said " we hope only a few minutes " a full hour before they announced it would take another two hours before they expected service to return bleacher report 9GAG is wonderful , isn't it ? Am I the only one who reads it as Dairus And then you proceeded to smoke in front of her .... > ( can you really legally get a job without paid holiday ? No , I think I replied to the wrong comment .. I want to support these devs but after they fucked over and crushed the anticipation of the ps3 fanbase , i do not feel compelled to give them my money again . I already bought the first on 360 , it ends there . I don't have a question , but I need to say that they are amazing Mr Bates has a thing about coming on time . Or in you Somewhat similar thing happened to me too ! Out family was having a pizza and when get got to the last slice there was bandaid stuck to the bottom under the slice Hmmm think she can pack me one like that ? I have to listen to my gf bitch and moan all day ..... she started the period yesterday and I need food to cope And then I see they are making a SIXTH " Fast and Furious . " Well , that's going to haunt my dreams This is the first comment I downvoted ... ever How does one go from a [ 7 ] to a [ 0 ] in 15 minutes AS + crit Orianna seems legit to you > Of course she comes back in 5 minutes later . " WHERE ARE MY CONTACTS ? ! ? " Yes , the month after ! The dolphin was doing it on porpoise . I had a friend who told me he hated this guy he knew because he was using big words when he talks . He said the guy was only only talking that way to make himself seem smarter You don't understand why they are so popular , but went to buy a pair yourself ? So you're saying he threw his helmet at the perfect angle on the ground so it would hit the ump ..... With any luck we'll have that kind of Jesus-lovin ' justice here in ' Merica one day .... " Hot Chili Meat Sliced Free , Country Style . " All the chili meats . How dare individuals have money ! What economy could possibly benefit from that ? ... to that ? ... seen Zelda ocarina of time ? goes way beyond those graphics You have like five posts in a row of " Yeah , the title calling him a " Nerdy White Kid " doesn't really do him justice since he is an established musician and all " This video is private " It's called Yelp , dude . How on earth could anyone ever believe this ? 1 : Run-on sentence . Neither of us ? I just found it funny that you talk about communicating with the written word , then use " I just built a lovely flaming netherack fireplace . It burned down 4 stories of wooden platforms and staircases in my tower Why are you taking pictures of my van ? Does anyone know who the Jersey Shore reject in the article's " meme " is ? He certainly appears to be a gentleman of refined disposition who embodies the Humanist ideal of respectful discourse . That's some wishful thinking . Game developers I guess are excluded from Xbox's censorship policy ... I think you're visualizing a way bigger deal than this really was ... This wasn't some " Hey ! Call HR and 10 other people and get some corporate shitstorm started over nothing and almost fire the guy ! " situation . I just meant that they called the person directly above us and said " Hey , meatwad is torrenting . We can't do that ? " Then I talked to that person and explained what a torrent was . Once again on that day , I was like " Sorry I don't have time , but it only takes 10 seconds " Yeah , OP is probably gonna have to piss anyway for a new job , might as well stay clean until he finds one and let smoking be his reward for being employed again . That way , he wouldn't have to be on reddit asking us for cash . You're damn right Floating rock Heard this awhile ago , " If there is a virus on your computer restart it and it will go away " We're talking about Bill Murray here . Your argument is invalid Ah , now I know . Would have been nice if I wasn't so far away from everyone . That , and my first death occurred right after I found a good amount of coal and iron ore which mysteriously disappeared when I took back my tombstone . What is xanax doing to my Hippocampus ? Well , when you put it like * that * . Also , So you set him up to be completely dependent on you by paying for EVERYTHING and now you can't figure out why he has no sense of urgency to run out of the house and start paying his own way ? A week or two ago Braun had a similar tantrum where he threw his bat AND helmet and I was all Comparing this game to Fallout 3 ? Sorry for not really contributing but WHAT THE FUCK your routine is literally identical to mine apart from legs I seriously just discovered this myself . I'd blend the hell out of some blush onto the apples of my cheeks ( THANKS , CARMINDY FROM WHAT NOT TO WEAR Still , it could've been worse . Niger .... it's impossible to get * out * of life alive I think my Radeon 9800 is like You keep demanding . You also keep following my posts . That isn't helping Seriously ! ? Why would he post that on Facebook ? You aren't close ? dust 24/7 is not a mod Already seen this on reddit . Theres Probably already a subreddit for it I am totally judging you right now . It's not pretty dude . What's really funny is instead of taking my own picture I stole it from your brother You just made me upvote rape . Well , my dad and I are really good friends . He has always treated me as an adult . But yeah , I'm sure in his eyes , I'm still a virgin . Baal and stall don't rhyme Stop posting and start writing Aww , I got all excited by the title ... then just Yeah , serious ? I haven't played a computer game in years . Marriage will do that .... That was the biggest fuckup you ever saw at McDonalds ! ? It did it again . Yeah I realize it's a joke alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = ... to a disney movie I somehow misread this as " Mom and son sex Llama " Shame on you Where are heim , shaco and captain teemo Popeye's chicken ... Bit into the chicken and the feathers were still attached . At first I read Dairus ... Seriously ... The President won't even declare Election Day a Federal Holiday ? It would hurt the economy too much . took that last week , drew the cover of Brisingr for one of the free response . Lol then I did this on the last one , Could have googled it I posted that picture on Facebook a while back . The next day , one of my Mormon friends had to tell me that he couldn't be friends with a Satanist . I didn't get it at first . Now my mom doesn't wanna talk to me . seems shopped Then I'd be asking why are Germans using board pens with English writing on them I have not tried Dominos gfree pizza , In fact I hadn't even heard about until yesterday . I've found a lot of disappointment with gfree pizza's at restaurants . I had ordered an overly expensive gfree pizza from a little italian restaurant , after devouring my first slice , I noticed with my second bite a very familiar taste . Come to find out they had coated the entire pizza pan in regular flour . You just cannot argue with people who know how to accurately scale a global statistic down to the city level . In addition , but .......... are you a murderer ? Who gave this woman a doctorate ? Oh , OK , fair enough . I heard Blood-C was just * bad * , while Ro-Kyu-Bu was terrible for entirely different reasons who upvoted this ? you should be ashamed of yourselves . Not all routers have the same setup as yours . To be an ass : insightful . < Pujols it a 3 run homer tonight " To begin with , were not what you'd call ... human " If I knew the girl I still would've laughed at her , but I would've explained to her the answer beforehand . Why did no one give her the answer ? ! Oh brother , Twitter and Facebook ? These are the metrics by which our social worth may be judged ? When it was held in Monterey just a couple years ago , those tickets were only $ 6,000 . Damn economy The second Nguyen on the top row looks exactly like the third Nguyen on the bottom row . Thought you were suddenly_incest The one before the vibrator looks like a cabbage patch kid Everyone knows this ... It's almost like Disney wanted this posted ... Nothing says true summer grillin ' like a Hot Pocket ® and some teriyaki sauce ... And still should be That's your home ! ? Those girls look like guys . My wife orders everything " well done " , then complains that it's " all dried out and gross " . Well now I feel stupid Only if you want all of them to be your wives What is really surprising me is despite people being " intelligent , " they completely disregard the removal / lack of offline play . How the fuck as rotting bodies just lying around in the morgue sanitary oooh gurl I better not catch you in a dark alley .... and he has 1535 mortar kills . he probably spent 1057h unlocking that mastery dog tag . that's a lot of wasted time . but I'm jealous of that dogtag anyways When I was a kid I spelled it " disneip " . wtf @ armchair on lawn You really aren't . Al was like 10 years old the last time he was in his human body ... You're from QLD and you spell realise with a z ? Clearly they are heathen scumbags . Shameful . Right . Everyone from Europe is the same race . * * ಠ_ಠ * * You accidentally a username . * * WBC is actively trying to incite violence but they are not arrested ... I have a suspicion that this is how cats walk around at night when us humans are asleep ... Swear words are from the devils tounge , and the devil should never be in your place of work . But what is this hoes name > Why did no one give her the answer ? ! My dad thinks that Snape is Harry's father , and that Voldemort's name is " Voldemont , " then proceeds to mix up Dumbledore and Gandalf . Shopping . It takes her up to 2 hours to pick out clothes for me . * Mom ... * You spelled suck wr ... wait a minute . And these so called nudes .... ? Where they be ? You're citing Fox News ? Fox News DOES seem to have ALL the answers . Thank you good sir all previous Quod te ibi fecit video Are you me ? Long time diver here . If you notice the other seahorse pics , they are usually anchored / hiding on some sort of structure . I'm pretty sure OP committed the cardinal sin of diving and started fucking with the poor seahorse just to get a pic . He does not have a GS . He has an Intel integrated card , as it clearly says in the picture . I was worried there for a minute that it might have been my work , but we never got a note on the door . Uncanny resemblance to her voice , though . Shutting window from now on > OK .. That makes sense . Not all reserves are associated with casinos I would too . But just FYI , complete noob when it comes to the mutiplayer . Haven't even popped in the mutiplayer disk yet i read it in his voice Why is it in a cage ? Really ? Even the guy all the way to the right ? Dragon skin armor ? 2000 armor ? People who believe this shit are allowed to vote in elections and help decide the fate of this country . Agreed . My first thought was " So in summary , since blindness would make other players more powerful against you , and since you wouldn't use blindness , you're ok with it being underpowered . I'm so confused my brain litterally hurts .... oh I see Cells are living dumbass metal isn't . Wtf no faces , might as well jerk off to a medical book Its expression looks like this : Should have been the go ahead run ... You didn't get that from the title ? So you're going to buy a game that you know you can't afford to play ? I thought they looked adorable ! Especially pinkie pie : 3 but her voice actor kinda sounds like a dude But sheep are more impressive than that ? The lower left seems to get a bit warmer than usual sometimes . The screen is also a big difference but I'm nearly certain you're not talking about that . If you are : Leblanc . I would Sleep all day and then repeat it . Oh wait .. I do that already Gravity ? I'm almost 32 and I still constantly get asked , " Oh , is this your little brother ? " when I'm out and about with my son . Which means that I get the Barbrey Dustin is dead ? I iz ... Slightly NSFW ? Squats my entire score and makes it look easy . That video triggered mixed emotions for me Pedobear approves of this thread . A medieval fair in * Australia * ? I see this as yet another attempt to sue Apple under some weak pretense . I understand that Sri doesn't do everything as well as the commercials say , but Apple isn't the first company to do so Apparently , I need their modem since the modem also connect my home phone with them as well . Even if I get my own modem , they placed this stupid lock on the modem and the wall outlet so I can't unscrew the cable with out them . Overage charges are $ 1.50 per gig They haven't been heavy metal for at least two decades How do you know that ? Melon slice Wow so funny Animal abuse ! Yes , there's nothing wrong with spraying carcinogens at innocent people . Yeah , I'd be interested in this too , as long as r / mylittlepony is not the top favorite subreddit . If that is # 1 , I don't want to live in this world anymore . Nsfw tag please ! I clicked the link and ... BOOOM cock in my face Only on Reddit would there be a sad story of a girl committing suicide , then right after being a another about peeing in the sink What ! ? I was a Catholic until I was 18 ! You mean I paid into that system until I was finally eligible to draw benefits ? And I just * quit * ! ? So true ... I love it that nowhere on the site do they say when the movie comes out . AT-ATs don't have ion cannons , though . seriously though , no gloves ? photo ... bucket . Yes , this looks perfectly safe . People still use hardware RAID ? What about a better flame thrower ? My wife is 40 , and gets carded every time . I'm in my late 30s , never been carded except once . We went to a booze shop , she said " Buy me that one ! " so I did and we both got carded . Hr for being young , me for buying booze for a minor . And now Hannah Montana is even creepier Where else should they keep it ? In their pocket ? Dem mannequins . Do you have constant diarrhea ? ? Why not do ( C ) for the people who may have to work or something and then meet up and do ( A ) or ( B ) afterward ? Like , idk , meet at a restaurant for lunch , then everyone can meet at someones place or a hotel room and hang out . Just preferably no bars seeing as I'm only 20 years old In Italy I payed ~ 500 € at year at public university ( richer people can pay up to ~ 1000 € ) and the majority of the students think that the tax is too high Don't gimme that look ... these are * your * loose ends . I'm just tyin ' ' em up ! Relevant user name Well that completely changes my point then ... Hell .. I don't think he made that much money from selling drugs .. He most likely made some quick cash from selling human organs on the black market You've been told that , or that describes you ? Wait . You can't do a single sit up ? I'm covered and I have a job . The ability to engage in stimulating conversation with complete strangers . I tried that and I always receive this look . Doesnt want to make noise ... uses potato chip bag I knew it ! I jumped , not gonna lie .. Ah , that'd make much more sense . I'd love to see Darius and Garen spinning on eachother . WALLY ! Where's your girlfirend ? I have him tagged as " Angry Bottom " That's what * we'd * like to know * * You're * * freaking * * me * * out now Post this garbage in r / pics or something . Get it away from here . Do you believe that people are no longer American if they are agnostic ? I had something similar happen but she said " aww it's like a baby penis " ... It's really pretty hilarious . If people noticed it would be " haha inside joke ! Upvote ! " , but instead they went with " Well done overcoming your autism ! Upvote ! " . It was guaranteed karma . By his mother You got number 666 > dont let this kinda thing eat you up The crochet pattern of an Angel becomes itself an Angel ! Where is Reaper_Harbinger when you need him ? " Black magic " , It's an interesting double standard : cartoon ponies violently murdering each other is status quo . Heaven forbid they should be portrayed as sexual beings though , that would just be terrible Get ready for those calls and the ones saying the projector isn't working . Then you check it and see that it's been unplugged Thank you for terrifying me into nope-ing this area . Forever . 24 years and I've never seen one to date , would like to keep it that way . Yes you're doing it right . I'd even say you nailed it like a boss . I'm glad you just left this here , because it certainly looks like it belongs here . It deserves better than facebook and if you post it to / r / dogs you'd probably get no love . It's seems legit and you must be a lucky girl to find a gem of a dog like that . Googled dog on longboard , got this page All my friends that play wow have renamed their games to " World of Warcrabs " , i've seen it so much that i've derped twice about it already I don't feed the trolls . You know in some regions wrapping your tostada with a gordita is frowned upon ... The Vietnam war wasn't a war ? I have no idea . Luckily , we have this : Well , mens jeans are cut to give you room down there . The real issue , at least with the slimmer cuts , is that there's no room for air flow in there . Especially when the thighs are real slim . So combine that with super thick denim and you have a recipe for swampy ass / balls . Your sweat can't evaporate and it just seeps into the clothes . Have someone ask me a question about a game and then tell me I was wrong when I answered with what he deemed the wrong response . And yet , feels so appropriate for the level Button up shirt and wifebeater ... I'm waiting for the flood of Call Me Maybe lyrics from the trolls " Got into the meat of the mortuary program " > CROPPING Don't insult the The green face going " No shit . And yet they're sending it up San Jacinto and out to Mueller , where nobody is and nobody goes . Drat ! Where is the middle ground ! Agreed . That is why Carl Rove is one of the scariest people ever . He convinced every dumb religious person in America that George Bush was a good idea .... twice I require my royalty payment , please . Jetfire instead of Valkyrie ? It does work in the Netherlands . What's up with that , we're neighbors . Does she reddit ? it's not a " friending " site ... Dart gets hit by a magic attack for 14 hp ... mfw Lavitz gets hit for like fucking 50 hp > In entirely be to at settling felicity . Implying partially hydrogenated soybean oil contains the same fats as tree nuts You found Petunia to be a milf ? Oh , I wasn't trying to correct you or anything . It was more of a jab at DICE ( i . e . bullet curve = Read that as obese homeless people are hot So you took a scene that is funny because of the onamotopoeia ... and made screencaps of it ? I literally just fixed those exact phones today for a client at a remote office . They kept renegotiating the VPN keys and resetting the connection to the PBX at the HQ every 24 hours or so , so I ended up putting in a site-to-site VPN through their router . Everything was good except the phones did not want to give up their original VPN configuration for whatever fucking reason . Took me over 5 hours to fix that ONE issue . Thought provoking ಠ_ಠ inspired questions Nice ಠ_ಠ Residence : * Los Angeles , NY * Hah ! This is mine too , but LA Fitness .. in LA . Maybe it's just here ? This week I had the fun of having the 95lb in the 15lb spot ... how about ... frost giant You better not Frost ' Giant ' Yeah just what you need when loading your back with a heavy barbell is a tripwire behind you I thought mastery dogtags are glitched right now and it shows you've taken them from people when you haven't . Which makes me think you know that and that's why you censored the name . What is this ? If its a cross / X post I would think it should be labeled as so . " Sure , I'll just stand over there . " So which social astroturfing company do you work for , user for 12 days with - 550 karma and counting ? They pay you well ? Wow you have commented like 500 times in the past few day's . Alway's so certain of your view point as if they are not debatable facts . Just curious are you getting paid to comment on reddit ? So many comments my browser can't even load them all . the woman in the center looks like she's wearing a mask ... Of all photos in that page , Reddit has chosen Jake grabbing Eddie's and David's asses . Go figure . I am looking at you , Germany ! people don't have " host families " in north korea ... god i am tired to people asking me when i tell them im korean if i come from the north with the If you have no coding experience , how come there's 4 other games that have been published by you ? I'm smelling that Reddit has been had ! LOL sorry sorry . Forgot that if I was making an argument for encouraging deep discussion , I'm not allowed to use any shorthand . * * did EVERY SINGLE comment not praising the leader get banned Suck a pussy . Kinda late to the party ! Hi there , my name is Steve ( or Raccoon , Cooner , Coon , or Guaxinim . Really whatever floats your boat ) . I'm 20 and from So Cal and I love the brony community :D . That was way more than one sentence I will probably work just as well . thats ... not creepy at all ... We have Joey Crawford and Marc Davis reffing this game . If we'd had bologna during the civil war , we'd have won ... Potentially ? Not what I was wanting to see yes , Good to see you finally show up Ramon . Lately I haven't really been in a sex mood , but DAMN after reading all three stories I just want my boyfriend's cock in me ALL night . Whether in my mouth or my very wet pussy . Either one is COMPLETELY fine Went to school with a pretty girl named Coccainia . Seriously ? 0-4 and probably 0-5 soon . It's better than Facebook , though . Someone just said Westbrook should be suspended for that . What have I done . I have a cousin who has triplets all with - den names . So much Born Tennessean here , now living in CA . Had a stopover in Boston for a few years , that was rough People that ' sniff ' their noses a lot instead of blowing them . Fuck those people I could not stop reading this ... just .. wow . He's asking you to post the seed and coordinates ... at least there is a date si ça se trouve c'est ton jeu en fait ..... mais dans ce cas là t'aurais bien raison d'en profiter Those employees must fucking LOVE you . YAY ! NOW COMPARE BLACK PEOPLE TO OTHER DARK THINGS ! ! ! Adults who baby talk at their parents . Is that a rock painted like a soccer ball ? ಠ_ಠ This is the face i'm making as somebody who would totally fall for that ... A flash drive with crappy software that basically autoruns a combination of " dir * . jpg " and " copy * . jpg " but yeah , a really overpriced flashdrive A communal town bike Looks like there are some real audiophiles in here after all . I'm getting downvoted by people who claim to be audiophile but think that a budget Cambridge Audio amp is a keeper . * * Not Again ! * * When will these silly sluts learn not to do that ? A day doesn't go by that another group of ear violation victims aren't posted to / r / earsex with full galleries and loads of videos in 2min long pieces , always two minutes , its like a conspiracy ... Or is that con * * ear * * acy ? We know enough , so don't try anything funny . Checkmate Christians Non existent ? Oh god . I know a guy called Rex . His little brother is called Spike . This is probably the cattiest thing I've seen in weeks . Yeah ... My father is French , so my last name is French , but I was named after Jan-Michael Vincent ( as my mother had a crush , at the time ... Thanks , Airwolf Scrolled down , saw " related story " for penis print leggings ... That has been there for quite a while Yeah I saw that and thought " ' horse's ' ? Punchline in the title . That makes it OK , I guess . EDIT : Oh good , 33 clips , one per page . Some monsters hit for 500k damage in Inferno ( before reduction , according to strategy guide ) . Get Energy Armor and 2000hp and you reduce that to 700 damage . A 99.86 % damage reduction seems pretty ridiculous Compliments go a long way . My boyfriend has self-esteem issues , which is really weird considering he's one of those varsity football players . I compliment him on his phsyical appearence in a cute way sometimes . I squeeze his arm and tell him how strong he is ( he denies it and says he's just chubby When I think of male professor , I think of an old man I was shocked to see them do it . I was instantly That's where the creepy line begins ... There can only be one explanation for this amazing temple ... Ancient Aliens WHY do you install games in C :\ And there's Robben .... with another subpar corner The only thing I hate about that is Devils fans are going to point at this play and say " UGH WE LOST BECAUSE THE REFS SUCKED ! THAT WAS AN OBVIOUS CALL ! " Yeah , with plenty of odd-man rushes and 5 power plays without a goal scored , those refs are the only reason why you lost that game . No no , I thought the timing was perfect ... get it out of your system early Learn to crop . I want your pootis . My Uncle used a big knife to chop the neck of a bottle with a bad cork . He took it clean off in one blow . He's French so I assumed they all learned that in their equivalent to high school first aid . He's a charming French cliche at times : a cardiologist who smokes because " life is to be enjoyed " ( funny but They put butter on their hamburger buns Hotshot's name is George Georgeallidis I watched Myself ; Yourself thinking I was going to watch a harmless romance anime ... Lady Gaga I thought your username was " TurtleRape " Just start typing " bleaching " into Google and select the first search suggestion . Just discovered this while trying to find a tutorial for myself . thank you for citing some sources ! Oh wait , they're all blogs Agreed , bald eagle . Get your shit together Is it normal to print all that ? Or is that just for the photo It makes me feel bad when I look down at the " time spent watching " clock and it's over 2 minutes Surely it was the boxed hamburger helper mix consisting of dried pasta and seasoning packets and not that you undercooked the hamburger that you bought separately .. You bastard jesus christ please do something about that taskbar So , we're going to pull a whole bunch of banned cards we can't use outside this format ... Awesome ... Why does this gif exist ! ? Holy shit delete that ASAP ! ! ! ! WTF . He has 3 legs . OP is not owner then I once told my nan that my parents were jumping on the bed , but they said I'm not allowed to jump on the bed . Is the cat always out of focus , or is the op a shitty photographer ? Every single time I have asked a guy pre-coitus if they knew how to put on a condom this was the result with one exception . Is it ok that I find this very arousing ? Helmet , jacket , gloves + boots . Always my list when I go for a ride , even down to he local shops . I have textile pants but often wear jeans though , my only weakness I was hoping that's not was it was ... We will never know what gender it is ... What's WTF is the Asian having a good looking girl for a date .. Programmers and CompSci's will look down on this with So now I'm hungry and horny . I will not look up the shittah . You put the sfw tag just in case So you bitch about people bitching about reposts ... ? And an omega You stick your hand in the toilet ? collect them all ! DO IT YOURSELF ! ! ! must be a pain to come home to 3 bitches ... Just add legs for maximum karma ! I know a cat that used to be named Lucy . When she grew up , she changed her name to Lucyfur . Dang I'm still interested in this thing Sweet , redditing while driving . I feel safe That's great , because as a woman I would be too concerned with being sexually appealing , acting feminine , abstaining from alcohol , and not telling dirty jokes to enjoy myself if men were present during any of these activities . I am just not enjoying the fact that i am getting waaaayyy less gold by selling excess junk to NPC ... And yea , they need to increase the slot limit I remember how the last one went . * Dude . * As an Irish person , I can tell you all right now that that sounds fucking weird . I literally can't grasp how strange you people are about patriotism . Yeah man , downvotes til you do . I hope " dirty century " was an auto-correct fail and not some sort of stupid American anti-French / European jingoism Wow , have some class man . If you could provide more info , maybe someone could help . Also , posting this from a nw account I think it's only logical to conclude that there's some kind of a conspiracy against the bottom left corners of our iPadsgoing on My friend was talking about getting the letter " W " tattooed on each ass cheek so when he bends over it says " Wow " . That is so weird i hope that this isn't a coincident . maybe they where like : " pffffhihihi , i had an idea . they want us to design a new vehicle , remember the South Park IT episode ? … he means a randomly selected memorable line , not just a random line I would think the law against Bestiality and promoting bestiality should come into play somewhere .... w ... why ? Ugh , that UI anyone else notice they included the 19 hijackers in the 2996 " victims " ? I didn't even notice that , then i looked again I'll upvote you . I agree with your emotional response . I always try to not let my emotions make my decisions . ( not including posting those pictures Why is it the responsibility of the younger generation to fix this ? Because it fucks us over the most ? America in general is too goddamn comfortable with its own collapse I sincerely hope he is attracted to pedophiles and not farts of course this ends up being my 2nd most popular comment A new cell phone will make a vacation more enjoyable ? Hillary .... STOP looking at me like that There was a post just the other day entitled something like : " the best part of this subreddit are the stories , post yours ! I'll start " I How is this about gaming ? Im not sure if this is a real question Yesterday it was almost unwatchable except at 480 . And that's not what I paid 20 dollars for ... Thinking the same thing . Must of not been the brightest of the bunch having " fun " . I only unlocked Kyne's Peace a few hours ago , and I'm a Nord . The only power I have is Battle Cry . It's 9/11 as in September 2011 . My goodness , that is fact and it matters . You could turn your computer off at night How i wish my 2 year old imac could run the game ... Of course you should ! Awesome , except for the Crosby nametag " clip " Everything is a repost here You again Lose the hoodie There's a guy at my school who's name is " Kody " . Not " Cody " with a C , but " Kody " with a K . leather and cheese-wiz and a whip . it produces cyanide ... Someone needs to study their anatomy ... and laws are put in place to ensure public safety ! Jeez , how obtuse can you be ? / facepalm I actually tried the open beta and the game was nearly unplayable because of the terrible framerate even at the lowest settings well the how did you manage to get it running properly ? The open beta had a terrible framerate on my imac and thats why I didnt bother buying the full game ... My ex used to swear by using grids to copy photos into graphite drawings . Then he'd say digital art ( what I used to do a lot ) is not real art , but like cheating and fake . And yet nothing in there regarding pedophilia . Imagine that In Minecraft when a creeper blows up you and your house ... and your bed ... and your chests .... I get what you're saying but my time spent around cats has not been as pleasant as yours . There are a lot of cats in my area , some stray , most belonging to the many people who own cats . And they're just * so * hostile . Also , what was that you said about dogs not being companions ? It's pretty shocking to see what the comments to the article say . Too much airbrushing . This subreddit is mostly a joke atm . r / diablo is filled with haters / whiners and crazy diablo 3 fanboys , for example couple of days ago there was a post complaining about not being able to play because of error 37 , and the most upvoted response was to not feel so entitled . Upvote for expert difficulty ! * ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Y u no post pics ! ? but his username says it's an art I can see Fergie putting together a " Carrick + Rio & some money " package together to try to get Modric , attempting to appeal to Harry's time at West Ham . Maybe if we're real lucky we'll manage to score Joey Cole as well . Breaking news , I might not * actually * want to punch anyone in the face . yes , thank you for the advice on the shirt Yeah , I remember the 5.25 " being called a floppy disk . Then these 3.5 " came out as hard disks . Now the 3.5 " are called floppy disk . Uhh , wut ? VIII is not a sequel to VII . You said almost exactly the same thing he did . Oh sorry , I had assumed it was dollars . And I'm Irish so I should have at least ignorantly assumed it was in my own currency Ironic . Yes , I want a browser having direct access to my hardware to execute unknown code The same scenario led to me not fapping for over three weeks and this did not happen Wow . What a clever comeback . I feel like I am streaming the PPV i just payed for onto my TV Used underwear from a thrift shop . No joke . From my own mother ! I thought , how bad could it be ? I clicked the first link , and i think i am done with the internet for today . > the most upvoted response was to not feel so entitled . That doesn't get to the root of the problem at all though . It sounds like you don't even know what was going on under the hood , and instead of saying that , you just say Oracle is the problem . Yeah but if you change it i wonder when someone around finds out and gives you this l my name is omar Since when / r / Minecraft and / r / MinecraftCirclejerk have merged ? Yes ... everything Don't even joke about Stephen Fry's demise . dem eyes Someone shit in the soap dispenser at my elementary school . Hey now , I never said anything about bleeding . Bleeding is scary , yo . Especially when needles are involved . Of course I bought it yesterday when it was only 33 % off I'm getting paper . Punch line in the title Yeah , who woulda thunk that French people live in MB .. what with towns with names like Ile des Chênes , Notre-Dame-de-Lourdes , and Bruxelles Women aren't property , bro . Not cool . In the mythical sense , Kitsune are very different then foxes find it ... now Sometimes I fly from JFK to Newark in FSX for the hell of it .... never thought something similar would happen IRL Why , then , is every non-abbreviated word properly spelled ? I've contacted the organizer an he got back tome on it , they made a persistent typo on the website which crept into all promotion materials . Headphones ... And I have been screwing around in GarageBand and Audacity recently ... Holy shit . So they like push it out the cargo ramp ? Rice milk 7,349 feet ( 2,240 m ) high ? It says lossless but it lies That looks so efficient . and professional . and I'm sure is super easy and comfortable to hold for long periods of time . This guy gets a shitload of karma for literally doing nothing . Ok , I'll play Captain Obvious for a few seconds : 1 ) When asking for Karma or stuff on reddit , you're * usually * going get the opposite or nothing . 2 ) Yeah you destroyed the other team , you had twice the players Thanks for spawning me in Africa please stop trying to give me nightmares .. it's not funny Personally , I think all people should be able to get married in any form they want - - as long as both parties are human ( Is this the same asteroid some guy wanted to mine for platinum ? I guess heaven is really shiny then , which makes sense . I guess . In all honesty , this is the first time I've heard of him . I browsed his bio and it says that he's against evolution because it promotes communism ........... ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ This post made me realize that I have never seen my urethra . * Miller * is no place for laughter * sees the splatter * Dunno , they do look pretty hilarious , like the stoner polar bear or the reported for refusing communication She was 16 and you 9 ... Also , he opened the tag * after * the joke . Surely not at the same time ? " Thankfully , his face got burned the fuck off . " From the thumbnail , that almost looks like Sarah Jessica Parker . Why do you need so much inventory space for one or two characters ? " Need for Speed : The Runs " > An economy with no capital ? Huh . This is actually really true . In fact , I've changed the way ( direction ) I cut my hair because I thought it looked better in the mirror the other way . Now it looks better the OTHER way Well ; * * thank you ! * * Cool story bro Nice try bad guy . True , but females that dont cover their faces get lots of One time when I was really drunk with my new ( at the time ) gf I asked her to put her finger in my but hole .... You sick fuck . The american view on masturbation is so distorted I hope you got yourself checked out after that ... It's worse for me , my university has those energy saving motion detectors that switch the lights off when theres no one in the bathroom , every time I take a shit during an all-nighter I find myself fumbling for the toilet paper in the dark I actually remember a web based article on some pro-feminism website , in which the writer was doing their best to poke holes in the show , and what it stands for . They talked about how the ponies ' cutie marks encouraged impressionable pre-teen girls to go out and get tattoos on their butts and act all irresponsible , etc , etc . The same article also talked about how all the ponies without white fur were somehow comparable to African-american slaves . I was wondering why you named a throwaway YEAST_RISER . It all made sense in the end Maybe I am an idiot , but this is what I leaned today . " The Prius driver will be cited for distracted driving ... " Reading most of this thread im a 29 year old guy who has helped quite a few girlfriends play out THEIR rape fantasies ... but im immediately suspect of guys that have them themselves . i guess it makes more sense considering his past , but still He was smokey bear first . Look at the " frequently bought with " With your mom ? Why does he still have glasses on after he takes them off ? God damn culver's burgers , my kryptonite . Juicy buttery GOODNESS ! My fiance just stopped working there this week , no more discounts I also got banned for " using alts . " I had logged in to two different computers on the same account TLDR for a post that short ? Molotov cocktails ... Evidence for that would be a bunch of empty bottles i'm guessing . my only Dat battery A fine eulogy for our grandfathers * redditor for 1 day * You know what else are some ' underrated ' games ... Mega Man X , The Legend of Zelda : A Link to the Past , Chrono Trigger , Super Mario World ... Most people's definition of a [ 10 ] does not accurately describe what I experienced . And like I said , I was smoking like a chimney at the time and had a tolerance like bob marley . I was not expecting what was to follow ... Just realized that those are lyrics to " Call Me Maybe " . um ... no Blame the people that upvoted it . You know , the ones with a sense of humor . Y U NO MAKE SWORD ! ლ ( Tarantula Hawk .... Fuck man I have to agree ! Don't want to be a whining dick about it as we are in Gore after all but I don't do child gore ! It only happened once , but I didn't ask if the door was locked only to walk in on the previous class and about 30 of these : Dat eighth related video I second this , I actually was using a 1 - h crossbow and a quiver for about 7 levels .... Now I need a new user name .... Yes , well , my dog thinks the safest place during a storm is on top of my face . Have you been hanging around those * Team Plasma types * that your Mother warned you about ? that isn't trich , trichotillomania is when you pull out your own hair . Mine is a picture of me licking a door At first I was like Meh , Im on Ipad . I turn this thing 180 degrees and ... That reoccurring theme Of people posting comics about reoccurring themes I'm not sure what's worse . Losing him as your QB or gaining him as a division rival QB Undo / break one lock , all of them come off ... People these days . Probably a good idea . My old Husky Kratos was a cat killer . He was in a pen , but the cats were loose in the barn . Didn't think they'd uh ... get near him . They did . Walked in later and found him playing with a cat corpse like it was a football . Oh god ... I renewed my card yesterday while buying max-payne 3 . " And you can fax me ... " Just keep lil ' Theodora away from any geese Says Joseph Stalin ... wow 11.45 ? you must be good at trading knowing down to the nickel Hey , the kid might have enjoyed it . And ... that is relevant ? Fax me ? This is awful advice , it's just a game ....... Giving your cocaine away is not the best way of doing cocaine Can I get more jpeg Bestfriends with Sarah Palin Oh , thanks bot , I was worried I'd have to do the conversion in my head ... Did you see cop's hand ? Imagine what's going to happen ... Funny , because before I posted that fucking tattoo question , I searched for tattoo in this subreddit and found nothing , I just fail at the fucking Internet , obviously . I'll just lurk from now on . The Internet is variously boring and cruel . " zebra dong " Televised over a Local Network ... Valedictorian just used the phrase YOLO . His funny what ? came here to say that . Oh solve the gay and lesbian problem by locking them up and not letting them reproduce ? umm ... I don't think they're reproducing right now Lol at Eddie , and Hacked by playing online with other people ? Good thing it has online only single player ! alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = Kill dad and eat him alot = alot = alot = alot = No problem at all , I'm sure there will be more people that want to play . But we will not be called B-Team Alt text is not equivalent to title text . I got my father-in-law a set of these as a gag-gift 5 or 6 years ago . They've been hanging on his truck ever since Oops , excuse me , forgot a letter . Apropos . But thanks for pointing that out . I hate grammatical errors . Definitely warranted the look of disapproval . I don't get what the big deal about the jolly rancher story . ya'll are a bunch of pussies I don't see what was so bad about it . a little gross , but it wasn't that bad Ha ! I can't read silly , why do you think I'm on reddit ... I'm skeptical of the 5.6 Mb Size my school showed us this analogy . at the two day long " purity conference " all seniors were forced to attend before being allowed to graduate How many times people ? You are hurting our cause driving above [ 2 ] . Chill y'all . I don't want y'all dead . Um , Mister ? Your username annoys the fuck out of me . Green Lantern ... Always trying to be original . Looked in the reviews , apparently this comic was posted to 9GAG . Mirror ? Access denied . Random box . Nothing suspicious about that . My name isn't stone . These kids are our future you guys Ever get a crick in your neck or kink in your back ? Sleeping like Fluffy there helps when I get bound up . Nothing like getting this look , " and cat " You're not alone . Look at how many Redditors are out there Did you wipe ? Fuck yeah ! ... Err ... Wait a minute Internet Explorer ? Really ? Good call … I wouldn't even notice if I lost items If someone read that to me as a kid , here's what I would have taken away from it . " Loving someone gets you killed and somehow , that's a good thing ... ! ? I never said anything about price That's what the * jews * thought Wow , you beat normal difficulty ? The edits make me think he's doing a bit . Up vote from me . > And you " just want to get high " ? Drop the bass Final Fantasy 15 ? Fuck I'm getting old ! ... You wouldn't believe how difficult it is with the toilet roll facing the other way Resurrection has a mana cost I see you trying to sell your shit on reddit dayumm ! I read it as Saad bhai in a shitty ' moods ' ? and was all i want in ! need to roll a wiz back up , just lost my 4/8 to a lair burst trap yesterday In FotS most of the time troops will be clever enough that if another of your units is in the way they won't fire . I found this not always to be the case when one of my ships fired its broadside point blank into the side of another vessel , setting off a chain reaction of explosions that destroyed half of my fleet You tricked me kinda a weird question since it requires you to login through your account to play Complaint about Howard Stern content on r / howardstern ? For sure . I used to answer questions on allexperts.com and literally all the questions were from young kids asking " why are my hamsters fighting " and " why does my hamster never want to play with me " . Oh my god these people are utter idiots . I hope they all ate their hats ! Don't see Dragon's Dogma , but yet they randomly have WoW . No sexy pregnant balphagore , no care . dude , you cray cray female friends of mine go crazy with excitement at the mention of Primark Had someone ask me if I was getting that ' New game minecraft for the xbox ' your username .. What is that cheese doing there ... ? You divided by zero , didn't you . your face sounds horrible I read ' thank ' first ... well why the fuck there is bf3 for xbox there ? Um , more importantly he's also her * * uncle * * . Imi aminteste de prima traducere in romana a Azureus : * Mergi la șuvoaiele mele * MFW I'm terrified of bugs and see this The better question is why isn't cheese everywhere ? Over reaction much ? It's begun . It looks like a bat One of my christian friends actually posted this on facebook Oh , how weird . Not even an hour ago I saw a documentary talking about this and saying this exact same line . Um ... Isn't the whole point of libertarianism that the state shouldn't limit the rights of citizens ? an mri for sickness ? from spain ? hell maybe thats true but a You're that guy , aren't you ? Spike . Don't tell me you stole something 3 months and 212,000 comment karma ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Meh . Symbian games have better animation than this Queue the " I don't want to live on this planet anymore " pic . Seriously what the fuck I would like to get back to the subject at hand if we could ... About said asteroid ... What the fuck ? Am I missing something here ? You're right , it was Max Payne 3 and people illegally downloading Tenacious D's new album at midnight Reddit doesn't give medical advice . Vitiligo . Buddy has it , not just on his arms but also on his hands , feet , and , don't ask why I know this , on his dick . He tells chicks it looks like a twist cone Isn't this how Ted Kaczynski started ? Seriously ? Dammit man ... You know I don't speak Spanish ! Dat username Awe what a good mommy she is ! ړײ To bad the same cant be said about so many humans I know ! Fuck ... So did I . Maybe you didn't care when Ophelia died , but it sure freaked the hell out of me . Wow , you're so witty . Still , if you just now saw it ... I hate seeing people who don't have cover art . You have a beautiful high-density display , and you're going to leave the artwork out ? And miss out on one of the coolest parts of physical albums ? Who the fuck is this guy that keeps posting the character in the backpack and fancy sword . I don't care about your mods That's just porn I never said it doesn't happen , but it's fucking conspiracy theorist level of idiocy to think they are trying to steal WoWs player base with a game that's not comparable at all , it just makes no sense . It's a naive , childish view that stems from entitlement that the game isn't exactly how you want it to be . Millions of people are loving D3 right now , but you're right , they did it wrong . I DON'T see what you did there " I run a bit of Nova " . It's the Covenant ! ! ! So it has begun . TIL , I want to work for UPS ... Funny Junk How is one side dark and the other bright ... Hey , wanna see some great caricatures ? ? ? ... No . Why would you think that ! ? I love that the second billboard makes it look like it says Don't Mess with the Internet LAMAR ! Related , but worse : stopping your truck in the road to talk with your friend , who is stopped in the other lane to talk to you , thereby blocking all traffic . Upvotes -> sees first comment -> downvotes Pregnant , it was ordered by the former dictator Holy fucknuggets I just realized who wrote this Ladies and gentle man , the definition of butterface Dead mean don't count . Dead men don't get pranked . And we thought the enfield was asking for it Yes , dear god my wife just about walked in on that one Yes , and fun to set on fire Unless this was a copy and paste job , it is still a nicely done picture . However , I refuse to downvote or upvote based on the fact that I am just not sure . I will join you in your If only there were an emoticon to convey my facial expression when I read this . Oh wait , there is : That better not be an actual spoiler in the comments on the video That is my exact list of favorite shows besides once upon a time TL ;D R : Read the thing 802.11 b ? Especially given how rare they are ... I've found a total of two from normal to act 1 inferno and 1 of them wasn't even wearable ... The other was only good for a couple levels . Your first submission is a " Fixed " . 凸 ( May 22nd is my birthday , too . Yeah , Arya , Tyrion , Bran , and Danarys are such underdeveloped characters , I wish they had some better characterization . Wait , why are you taking pictures of little girls jumping on the trampoline ? I-i don't know what to say . You really think that there are actual tomatoes at a Papa Johns ? Please save that child from its parents . Lawd all mighty ! I read the damn post Nikon . I forgot I had my speakers turned up a bit , and my dog is extremely displeased at the moment ( 1:30 am while he is sleeping next to me ) . That If you did what Pittman did at , say , a bar or as a fan at a sporting event you would be arrested . after all that work , you painted it ? You are spot on . They really love to gipped people off . Hell , I got a thai tea and 2/3 of the drink was just ice So AH is the problem ? You're lucky , much first random was r / spacedicks . By all that is holy not another " athIEst " HD has 3/10 knowledge and Husky has 7/10 ? Wow , you're right . He even claims at one point that nylon * doesn't * emit fumes ; what an idiot Do you sit in the shadows , cock in hand , waiting for me to post ? not trying to be a jerk here but that's a really awesome thing that she did ... just saying ... Quick ! Buy / Spend RP on Darius before the next patch . You should know . Not sure if wrong link or this is the joke ........ why is that link purple Converted your username , wish I hadn't . Your username Orakpo's voice which he is allowed to spew ....... One does not simply eat flour-tortilla tacos , the flour tortillas are only for burritos , carne asada , quesadillas , huevo , machaca and quesatacos . > Prices are flexible and especially so if you buy lots of stuff . I'm not too fussed about 1 or 2 scrap on a 6 ref hat , for instance . Doesn't mean I'll go 2 scrap lower on a 2.5 scrap weapon though . Link requires an invite I up voted untill I saw the 9gag watermark . But a piece of lettuce in front of both heads and observe which way they go being an elected official does not take away your first amendment rights Your username gives it away , man ... You ... You got * into * him ? Why would you google that ? That car is in park I'm not in to bondage . [ ] ( / b17 ) Minty Candy ... Really ? THAT COULD BE SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS ! i saw that too First I thought you were drinking cocktails with breakfast like a classy motherfucker . Then I saw it was just sparkling water and I was all > ... and no , going BOO ! while opening an umbrella won't make me fall over . > I don't get why OP didn't just link the video in the first place Mind_Virus again ? The only two posts I saw in this thread from you both contained I am in Pittsburgh , if that helps Ahri doesnt have a nose Green Lantern I thought being professional meant doing it for a living Fair enough . I see people's ideas for ' reddit flags ' pop up all the time and don't mind running a contest to show them off . Hell , it's my money that's being used to print and ship them to the winners ( who , for the most part , have not shared pictures of the flags they've received $ 1.99 isn't free This would be easier if I didn't always have 300 + ping whenever I play , and constantly get hit by enemies / attacks that were nowhere fucking near me . When I'm playing SINGLE PLAYER I've cut 10lbs in two days . Only until now have I noticed that there's no reason for me to pronounce an R in the * Brah * part ..... fuck you , now i'm stuck WHY ? ! ლ ( no offense , but Burst out laughing * * SO WILD * * Pasted the eyes into a keyboard shortcut . So I type deyes and it changes it to See , Reddit ? ! This is why we can't have nice things . I went to a super Christian , cult-like school from 7th to 9th grade . The health teacher told us that any time semen entered the bloodstream , you'd be infected with HIV . And that the rectum tore more easily than the vagina and that was why so many gay men were HIV positive . Why are you driving ? ? ? Bull here ... What's good Awesome , cept for those teeth > And that the rectum tore more easily than the vagina and that was why so many gay men were HIV positive . Thank Jesus for the guy inciting physical violence . You can totally see his " THING " through his pants I've only seen one post from you in this thread and it contained not one ಠ_ಠ but two It goes both ways though . As one of 10 white kids in my school , I'm not automatically racist . Stop calling me racist . Right ? The guy in the back ? Unreal ... checking out the ass of the girl behind Deuce Bigalow ..... IN FACT , The first to do it was Mitch from Baywatch on Season 6 episode 16 ( Free fall ) ... ... ... I have to admit I laughed at the unexpected turn your comment took but still ... Either that or you want the tickets to see gay ass one direction . I swear I have seen you everywhere on reddit comments Two nights ago , I was brushing my teeth , and I leaned over the sink to spit and one of these fell out of my hair . The look on the white guy's face is priceless That's not even a BMW Yup ... home sweet home Bloody Knuckles Bacne is a curse . My wife _likes_ to pop mine haha lucky kid ! ! ! my parents never took me to their workplace , and on occasion have pretended I wasn't related to them . it would be a continuous stream of me making this Not one of those things I like to search for Oh , how traumatic . Taskbar at the top . First world problem due to 2rd world incompetence . Lookin at you China This is a $ 0.50 logo if anything ... i think i need to be charging more for my own logos I know ! ! There's a bar by my girlfriends school that plays the games and they go wild ! They also have a beer pong table there , you can't swat balls on a bounce Because this is internet and is full of wrong people That smoking marijuana would kill all my brain cells , give me cancer , and lead me to heroin or meth . And that alcohol was a better choice because it was legal . witnessing a nurse telling a mother her son had died in the ICU ... R / shinypokemon One of my pet peeves Looks pretty proper , sort of similar to the ones that Fatburger's sell , which in my opinion sells the best fast food onion rings . Very thin batter with freshly cut onions as oppose to pre-made factory shipped ones that contains way too much batter wrapped around previously frozen onions that have no integrity ( alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = And for extraordinarily original humor , too ! What a truly innovative joke , did not see that coming amiright upvote if agree seems legit alot = alot = alot = alot = The same to you . Only one girl at my store knows what reddit is , but only because she's a 4chaner So racial abuse and violent conduct are seen as the same severity by the FA ? Makes sense Of course it's in a Wal-Mart .. ಠ_ಠ WALL OF REQUESTS No credit to the OP ? That's just wrong I was going to upvote you , but I want to keep your post at 360 upvotes . I thought it was nobody in the driveway I have 1 ( crappy , even by d3 standards ) unique after 60 + hours . It dropped in a2 normal prisonplanet ? On my / r / japan ? I second this notion . I did There is .. no joke . Perfect match The Toowong cemetery * I would still milk it for everything it's worth . * Which one is OP Dat ass I was at a restaurant in NYC and some Brooklyn ( does that matter ) was being a prick to the waiter because got ice in his coke ... weren't you the one that posted it ? His name is really * " Michael Moorcock " ? * > Also , just checked iTunes , $ 2.49 / track now I understand she is a amazing women . But Meh ... a lil much for me . My ex-girlfriend once asked if a military jet flying overhead was going light speed . Oh , well , if that's all it is .... Nice ! Los MANPADS son armas anti-a éreas , los de Reporte Índigo dicen que fue con un RPG - 7 . The nightly banging of pots and pans in quiet residential neighborhoods certainly doesn't help , either . Fuck * casseroles en cours * . Please do not down vote satire of this calibre . There is no way a human being could be this stupid . 1 . That's not exactly a bad-ass why to deal with them , you're just lowering yourself to their standard Surprisingly enough he doesn't believe in Bigfoot . I made a joke about " it " one time and he said something about Bigfoot not being real . A teacher I had in high school once told a story about disposing of his Christmas tree , lights and all , by throwing it in a to a river . A classmate piped up and asked how he managed to do that without getting electrocuted . The whole class just stared at her FWIW , I live in West Virginia , and here we hear about people that didn't even realize that we have our own state . They hear , west Virginia , " is that close to Richmond " ... > That's not exactly a bad-ass why to deal with them , you're just lowering yourself to their standard You have a bunch of sheep over there Yeah because Orton was playing SO WELL before Tebow came along ... And this one is legal ? I'm a redhead ( Ginger , if you'd prefer Don't tell me that means you like nu-metal * This is not a scientific poll . nice try tylenol advertisement team ... I see ... Watch it .. Dear God ! ! ! I'm looking at you , route 3 . 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It's a dick on his face , it's porn aka NSFW dickhead > This item is not compatible with your device really ? You got that , from that photo ? The Angels are not in L . A . How is that only ' possibly ' NSFW My mother . Haha I bet no one visited this page since the 90 ' s . Last updated May 2012 How in the actual fuck is that funny I'm sorry but I really have to judge you on the cupcake part . I mean seriously CUP-CAKES Unfortunately , some subreddts ' custom styles break that behavior , relinking the logo to the subreddit . I looked at your username praying your username would give us insight but nope Is he referring to Jimmy Java She's not a monster , she's a gentle creature . Make sure the toilets don't rock . We didn't even think about it but we soon discovered that the fat fuckers who owned the house before had broken the concrete below the toilets and as a result , the toilets couldn't fasten all the way to the floor . I know right ! ? I don't think I have ever been so turned off by anything . What the fuck . That whole show is full of Then the grumpy old fighty Chinese lady sneaking apples and tomatoes in - fine the bitch . How did she get off by not ticking the box and then pretending she needed the vitamin c . hen throws the stuff at staff . Gets off free - WTF . The old grumpy guy sneaking lollies in and says it isn't food and says " 2nd time " .. " same thing happened 6 years ago " . Slow learner ? Also yelling out " I'm sick - Can't bloody breath " yet is getting worked up and yelling somehow . Also complaining about the queue - yet holds up the fucking queue being a toolbag . I've been in this country long enough to know that those teeth are not native to the great isle of Britain . Choose your language : American Flag Even the UN put out a report showing the massive increase in Opium production after 2001 . That is very suggestive ... I lol'd Yeah I knew it too . As someone who moved away ( but my heart is always in Buffalo ! ) you guys are incredibly lucky , these concerts are the best . If every single Buffalonian doesn't show up for a show youre gonnna get this My murdering bone . > Is that your excuse for spam-posting it in six different subs ? Its [ 6 ] Poppop Motherfucking Giant Baby Old man ... 50 ... Like the one whistling against him are not real fans Your username ... Diarrhoea and vomiting ####ಠ_ಠ Please ಠ_ಠ add ಠ_ಠ h1 , ಠ_ಠ h2 , ಠ_ಠ h5 , ಠ_ಠ and h6 ಠ_ಠ to ಠ_ಠ the ಠ_ಠ CSS ಠ_ಠ like ಠ_ಠ h3 ಠ_ಠ and ಠ_ಠ h4 Her eyebrows are suddenly thinner I think that's a look of crying ಥ_ಥ , not a look of disapproval Reddit can be such a timesink . Never said it was real .... just a huge ring . Thug life temporary tattoos but my fist covers it It didn't let me see , since I'm 17 years old Thank you a lot 4 chan told me to delete system 32 . what the actual fuck . I wonder if this as been reposted 100 times yet . You said a swear . You said the * F * word . * Awwwwmmmmmm .... * Ahh dude . I was gonna buy a fat delicious burrito from the amazing place next to my work place once I got off of work today , but then I went straight home instead because I figured I wasn't that hungry . Didn't think ahead . Now at an [8 ] and after seeing this I am deeply regretting that decision cat : One of my ex-boyfriends has a 3rd nipple in that exact same spot . I just punched my itouch ... Not working For a reply . I will ಠ_ಠ to your Thanks , now I can't sleep . That's just silly talk . Shit is serious man . The cat could of starved during the time of its struggle and the poor thing hit its head too I don't know , the + STR is pretty Released April ' 05 Agreed . Des moins really wasn't too bad the few times ive been . Unless your only method of transportation is a bike Until you meet the edge of the pool with your face . That's a great image . " Yeah , I bet you like brushing those teeth you filthy plaque-whore . " I just registered for this , because I just did the exact same thing . Now my rage knows no bonds . At least I am not the only one ! " Whut , what does that say ? Red What ? " ಠ_ಠ at least you didn't make a mess . Yeah , $ 200,000 to port the game to TWO other platforms sounds really money hungry ... Yeah , you know it's bad when andrew bogut makes a turn around fade away 3 at the buzzer Hunger Games ... If I did * * not * * like Twilight , why would I like a poorly disguised version of it ? Redbaron and the hat person didn't realize it until someone in chat box told them once more ... After knowing that ... they seem to be indifferent about that too What does that market share tell ? That there are 3 major iPhone models , and hundreds of Androids . Why were you hard in the first place ? Hello skynet Luggage on the floor while sitting by the emergency exit Looks like i need hulu It's .. It's in Sparta I don't often use this but you were just trying to intimidate me with the gun weren't you Sure . It's the ' eating ' we need to worry about . I've never heard of this .. Glass is a liquid ? To be fair it is called Brownsville because it was founded by the Browns . Not because we're all brown . I actually live a couple towns over . I'm Hispanic too but everyone thinks I'm white . Went to Arkansas to visit my family and " Oh my God you're so Mexican ! " TIL : The Church doesn't pay taxes . Dude she's like 16 Like OSX which falls first in PWN 2OWN regularly ? It's cretin , you lizard . A scientist out in the real world . my dick is rock hard and can stab people to death at this point Brought to you by " Fart Inhaler " ? Atheism is not believing in a higher power . I misread this as " I was caught fucking chocolate chips on fire in a microwave once " Be there or be a whore ! This ... gravel ... Two words : Samsung Kies . Joke's on you . We already eat our mascot during every game . WHO THOUGHT TURKEY LEGS WERE A GOOD IDEA ? ! Oh god look at her skin flap in the wind ... Did you just want us to zoom in on her crotch area to be sorely disappointed Easy mac > Yes because Aucoin the 40 y / o and ekmanlarson the 20 y / o is so much better than Coburn , Carle , or Mez A good friend recently tried to tell me about chemtrails , and I had to explain for 20 minutes that planes have been leaving contrails for decades . He's a mechanical engineer and works for a company that builds aircraft You're right , we should totally ignore people who are getting abused and beaten up . Obviously they're handling it fine and in their own way . Dirty feet .. And you're an ass . Don't even bother calling Dianne Feinstein ( d-CA ) . I once wrote her an email asking her legalize marijuana , and she sent me a letter about the damage that drug use causes to a community . Also " arms , feet , and a torso " . With mine you can only ice a cupcake Just prepare for massive amounts of You ruthless bastard . Yeah , they have a snail mail address in the Contact Us section . Hopefully they don't have an automated response for that . You'd have to have a hole in your seat I think more customization options are a good thing . It's not like we have to choose between stopping power and jugernaught I always thought I'd go with epidural but after reading about all the bad sides of it ( not feeling the need to push , baby might have problems breathing at first , missing the possibility to breastfeed right after birth if the baby's " out of it " ... etc . ) , I'm not that sure anymore if epidural's worth it . But I'm also laking the confidence of copeing with the pain . The situation is a total mindfuck * Hey ! * What the effing eff did I just read . The Klan never went anywhere . Would you consider the mouth to be natural ? $ 50 says you're secretly the angry cousin that's mad about not seeing his junk .... So Nick Fury is black , Obama is black ... " Obama would definitely be Nick Fury " . Yeah , me too . I walk around hitting on all my friends girlfriends , and if they say no , I'm just testing their dedication ... Do you think they just walked around the maternity ward until they found a baby that matched ? It - was - Green Lantern ... in my defense I was hoping it would get better .... I mean where wud What are you looking to trade for th ... wait a minute .. * " ... then it turns back again , when you tug on it's wi - " * Who broke my favorite webcomic ! ? RES is broken and I'm not excited about the image that came up for me . Wow ... If you're going to repost at least change the imgur title " Don't put those in your ass , they're worth money . " How about [ omg Bangkok So jealous ! Couldn't care less I got a picture of a cartoonish female dragon with her rump toward the screen and her lady parts exposed . Oh he does ... Ahem leftys jack off too I was really expecting something a bit more interesting based on the title . yeah i'm with zaphod on this one ... > It just shocks me how casual some people are about it . Ms . Fancy Pants is unamused . As knigloo 65 said - tiny rabies :D err .. i mean , tiny rabies So the 60 ' s hippies voted in Ronald Reagan ... Um , yeah that sounds plausible . WHO THE HECK DOESN'T LIKE FRIED CHICKEN , WATERMELON , OR GRAPE DRINK , IT'S DELICIOUS ! ! ! ! ! Did you delete your profile so soon :( ? The link tells me you don't exist and to go try Quickmatch You'll like Tron : Legacy , just look out for the uncanny valley nature of " young " Jeff Bridges . About Witless Protection ... WE ONLY NEED 13 XP FOR THAT GOLD CLAN TAG So are there 2 of you or 3 of you ? So confused . You said you're 14 in this post , that the post about being 15 is 4 months old . What's this doing in the Lego subreddit ? I'm sorry but why is a general computer build on the front page ? Yes it's related but it's a normal thing . I'm gonna get downvoted but this is one of those I do not understand this logic . At my high school if your GPA was over a certain threshold you could get away with anything . My sister skipped school for nearly a whole month and no one noticed until my mom called the school councilor . How could I forget Sawed off gnasher only ? This post has more votes than the website . Because you're not mature enough to handle it on your own and she loves you * AHEM * Crawdaunt is a WAY better than anorith for Larry . Larry and crawdaunt are both the same color , both fierce , both * lobsters * . And sandy isn't a weasel went on the comment section just to confirm this The packers had it worse , surprisingly . There wasn't a single offensive highlight and there were about 4-5 clips of the defense getting embarrassed . Oh , and some clips of linemen getting kicked and a couple fights getting started . I was expecting something .. Else . The fuck is that link even I have no problem with little girls dying , but a dog ? Someone else on a community of millions had the same mundane thought as me ... MFW Kinder eggs How could you not find it on the Internet ? Just Google it and it comes up all over the place Is it just me , or is Jefferson giving us a look of disapproval ? Lemme guess . Waiting for Torchlight ? Olololololololololololololololololololol ಠ_ಠ I've been wondering ever since i saw my first Novelty account ? You are the chosen one . Get in the van It's been over 48 hours , no code . i thought nunu can feast champions I'm remembering * all * your names r / wtf is the subreddit you're looking for The one thing keeping me away from those Henrys is the brass . I'd have that scuffed and ruined way too fast , being the total klutz I am . Some would say * too * intelligent . Why are you posting this during summer ? I already have to be back at UNL in a week for summer classes anyway The day we judge society based on what 12year old boys say or think is the day we surpass all low expectations . This is stupid , even for a troll . Laughter stiffled by You're quite helpful , considering that you'd readily downvote my mom ! Nice choice of web browser you have there . Dayum ! Came to post EXACTLY that . Upboat for you . No originality for me . The deadly penis crank Then what are those puppies sucking on ? Yeah , the living heart tissue out of bread was what really made me You're not fat ! You're just a pink , little , nin ... Oh , God . How do people let their stuff get this way ... One of us is lying because there is only one FemAnon Wait , the name of the company is based on a grammatical error ? That happens to me all the time in 12w21b . Whenever I put Large Biomes on a new map , I'm on a tiny slab of ground in the middle of the ocean . He has really pink nipples gigawatts per hour ? If by most you mean around 15-20 % , then yes most of us are gay First line ... " In this world , nuttin ' doesn't come for free " " Men M stödjer ju den svenska modellen ! " Ok so I would like to participate . I can send you mixes or I have like 25 loaded on my site I think you can link to . How complicated is it to set up a station ? I went to www.listen2myradio.com but quickly got confused with the MySQL and the $ 300 broadcast software . Am I missing something ? I would like to be able to stream my mixes someday Congratulations but this ... ( end sentence [ GAP ] exclamation point ) No idea why that didn't take my formatting . Yes , because there are women , who aren't in kitchens holy crap never knew that This site was never cool as far as I'm aware , Adicting isn't even a word Yes , we should always cut chunks of skin off of babies to make things easier for nurses . That makes perfect sense . * There That's wha ... Never mind I wish I never seen this thread now This also means that 3/4 of people who commit suicide are sober How are they boxed now , a generous 4 to a box ? I feel like there should be a picture I said irony . More like you couldn't say it yourself so how did u know her exactly , Why do people insist on correlating everything with god ? It makes you sad that a comment which in no way contributes to the topic is down voted ? I'm going to take a wild guess that you've never bothered to read the Reddiquette ... Kennen with Doran's ring start That face ... oh mah god I wanna hug it ! What , to convert the lava ? That's hot . I hate bunting Ebola pie .... Please ... really ? IS HE HAVING SEX WITH A CAT ? ! ? ! My god . Guy reached out the window and hit the electric wires with a curtain rod . No idea why someone would do this . When you take a big shock like that , there is an entrance wound where you make contact , and an exit wound where the charge returns to earth . Usually this is on the patient's feet , unless of course , in leaning out the window your junk was in contact with the windowsill . Sounds like me Hairy arms A nice dodgy area for a bike thief to go undeterred Me too ... Well , that explains why i had to straighten things . Twice . I'm sick of this damn song I frequently wake up with my clothes across the other side of the room , on backwards or turned inside out . Are you playing as sunderland ? Wait , capsicum ? The pic on the right side is twice as big than the one on the left . Your armpit ..... " The extension can access all data on your computer and the websites that you visit " MUST NOT ..... fuck ... Because that will help . October for me , but it's been nice to avoid a lot of the drama that goes with it usually . Still been awful though . Once this happened to me on a no grenade server - Killed a guy who was throwing a grenade , got a couple of kills with his grenade and got kicked for " using a grenade " I'm a man and was looking at a woman's profile . So , yes not a bad concept . Oh god I hate thease kinds of servers . Also included are " no rpg / 320 / frag " servers . I once thought it was a good idea to kill the enemy with rubble on seine crossing in a tight clusterfuck to help my team move forward , and what I get as a reward ? " Kicked for using AT against infantry " Yes , don't go to the Caribbean or anywhere else in the world for that matter . Only US MD / DO schools produce quality physicians and if it wasn't for America the world would be in medical chaos due to incompetent physicians . Oh my god .... That is the most adorable German Shepard I've seen ever ..... Can I have it ? What the fuck ! That kid deserves to have the shit smacked out of her Wash sheets every day ? We had a home EC course that supposedly taught us those things . All I remember was learning about laundry and how to knit . prolly the twilight saga OMG it's Belial , the Lord of Lies ! He actually hates this subreddit ! I have * 3232 * set to I love reposts That awkward moment Woo Fahrenheit ! Which one of you is a redditor ? … I don't get it . Because they pulled phone pranks ? Yeah , a crappy keyboard that averaged 4.5 stars from over 400 reviews Why didn't you just link to the video ? wow , she blew $ 750 in a month on living expenses ? Why is this in " controversial " pics ? ? ? I think that's Willem Dafoe ... Repost many times over I have no where else to put it . It doesn't look like too many people played Pandemic Well now that you ruined it , yeah . I guess their lives are more of value than American , Canadian , British or Spanish ones ? Oh fuck , look a new story that hasn't been posted 70 times in the past 10 hours on the same subreddit ! I can't believe you believed him That's just uncalled for . That probably should not turn me on . The REAL danger comes when they actually finish their castles . Each team must try to siege each castle with any weapons , fists , siege towers , cannons , and anything else you can find laying around the street ... last castle standing wins I wouldnt recommend drinking one of those Last year , a little girl asked me if I was Harry Potter . Since then I've finished watching the movies and realized that she was talking about the older version and not the kid with the stupid haircut . I suppose that's not as bad , what I was thinking at the time : Where's the holy spirit ? There is a positive to having Smegma ? That was a joke ? * so hilarious * " Masturbated onto the carpet " You , are gorgeous ... Your carpet on the other hand ... My friends dad owned a bait shop in southern Ontario . Fuckin guy battered and deep fried worms and ate them .... Worm fries Let's see ... Our embassy's in Kenya , the World Trade Center x2 , USS Cole , etc ... Good thing this post does neither ... I just wish my computer could make Minecraft look like this . At least they keep their distance from you . I get hit on by high school girls all the time ... ... not with those tan lines ... Blue based concealer under the eyes ? ? Extra points if your knee was underneath ... or is that just me You couldn't afford school so you went a third in on a townhouse ? I wanted to finish it .. but dat ass Cloud ? Or UFO ? This makes other Mtb posts slightly boring now Did you really have to give _4chan_ the credit for digging this up ? Already drunk before you got there ? I have a jailbroken iPhone 4 and I don't even know everything I can do . People send me . gifs in messages . I don't even know how to do that ... His socks . I hate when people wear headphones around their neck and make it play as loud as possible My sister's boyfriend actually genuinly loves the Twilight movies . She hates them . She has , on more than one occasion , went to see them in the theatre , because HE was into them and she loves him . Though ... one time when they went to see it they walked up to the ticket counter and he went " two for ... " then looked back at her like it was her idea . She went O_O ... I play wind / brass instruments and guitar though ! Feet are not needed . Yours actually makes sense haha . I hate having stuff in my pockets , it drives me nuts I notice it all day . Maybe because girl pockets in jeans suck and aren't very deep . How old are you ? Skeptical . > but dat ass finished me My friend posted this on my facebook wall from 9gag three hours ago . You don't need patent protection to change the world . Whatever . Go on thinking " you're reading " while you're actually listening to a recording of someone speaking . I don't really care if you insist on being an illiterate moron who claims to " read " . I really really need to start playing minecraft ...... YouTube comments Steven Segal called , he wants his formal dining jacket back A very Catholic girl I went to school with didn't realize she was also a Christian . When I heard " Swag " , I lost faith in humanity . When I discovered it was brought around because of Beiber [ Your rage escalated quickly I never thought of it that way That white border .... Those two should * never * be in the same sentence ... I just saw the movie . THEIR BICEPS . One particular item that gave me a lot of amusement and grief at the same time was a schematic for an offhand focus that gave Shield and Absorption rating ... what kind of baby ... Sport stopwatches are still that size Just ran into frozen , jailer , waller " I love you , dad . " ... " Good enough for you , " my mother commented dryly . I enjoyed Avatar . Father Of Mine by Everclear . My wife hates this song . She doesn't really understand how closely related this song is to my life . She says I'm emo . Why did they downvote him " Monstrous image ; hundreds of them laid hold of the ropes and hauled with all their might . " You can stop , you're doing it too much and I'm scared ... I have seen guys cosplaying annie , but ezreal You are saying it is too much work to put the black pouch down to cushion the lid from scratches ... Clearly we are dealing with whole new lazy here on mflb . You can't even spell " what " properly . I say that deserves a -------> that comment was geared more at the fact that there is a cat floating up the stairs ... Once you go back you never go black . " only " 365 lbs What did I just watch ? Sure you can . Just not that other guy . I pulled up the sidebar and left more confused then before reading it . I wonder what cum will look like in fossil form in 65 million years ... the first time this was added was the week after bliz game me a free week of game time . Which , once activated invalidates the offer Um did that article just say " began stripping at seventeen " am i the only one trying to imitate the faces ? TIL / r / niggers exist What did you expect ? They know their legs look absolutely delicious that That's a sensationalist headline , jazzpants Don't be a pussy TIL quantum physics doesn't make sense . Sounds like my childhood and my mother's infatuation with waterfalls ... There's never any water YOUR KIND ARE NOT WELCOME IN THE INNOCENT LAND . If you sell it with lion you're creating the same problem for the next chap who buys your computer . Wtf ? You ... don't get the joke do you ? Pretty sure you just implied that Muslims are terrorists not sure if typed with testicles Dude , its just not funny I had a dream where I pulled those things out of my arms too ! As a noc player ... Dat fps Franklin learning center class of 2000 Whatcha mean chink ? Just being Asian and curious ... .... now kiss ? The thread with the socially retarded penguin was downright creepy . He deleted his edits , but he was basically jerking off to her as she slept . Pounds . Barely a day and you've already used her as a Karma Whore Montana ? Really ? ? Why pick on them so much ? There is no one in that entire state . Except for my family , of course Wtf that's my last name I understood it . It's more of a Yeah me too . When performing cunnilingus on my wife I ask her if I might lick the vaginal secretions from her vulva Level 99 is a random level TIL There is a Chinese company that sells sunglasses ( ? ) called " Helen Keller " ... I have so much hate for this kid . V is now " the 9gag meme mask " Yeah , like a year ago Boots . Then all dorans . 2 rings , 2 blades and a shield Not only is this a thing - - but it has a name ? * * No , no thats all wrong . You shit on a plate then put it in the freezer then ... . 37 when I add all the numbers ... Dear god , tell me that's where he keeps his spare tube I agree . This comment is criticizing typography while using a hyphen in place of a spaced ndash or mdash . * Fun ... Anybody else notice that the only black character besides President Obama was the " drugs and gangs " guy ? Yeah cause all those black guys were skinny The-the link is purple for me ... I can't find em ... > He was actually watching porn all day ? And getting paid for it ? If it peeves you that much , just start drinking more on a regular basis and your tolerance will increase . * * Lol wut ? So sorry to hear about your boss being an ass . I was a bit in the same situation . I told my boss ( 50 year old lady with 2kids ! ) that I'm preagnent and she did understand that it was mine to decide when to tell the whole office . But 2 times she blurted it out accidentaly on our coffee break and I just gave her the eye ( There is a video ad in the middle of the song Exactly what I was thinking . Glad somebody rescued the thing . Most shelters are so overcrowded it certainly would have been put down if it weren't for the op's gf . ITT bigoted views on people who dress ' weirdly ' . Seriously ? Are you guys ten ? Let people wear what they fucking want , what's it to you if it's ' tastelessly tacky / hipster ' ? I can smell it from here At first I thought the heavy in question was the BLU Heavy that was ubered and ran back into spawn ... except the kid isn't screaming " FUCK , FUCK , FUCK , FUCK , FUCK , FU - " Girls going mad over things like One Direction [ ಠ_ಠ ] or Justin Beiber [ ಠ_ಠ everybody walk the dinosaur Bucket reads " ass seeds " . Not everyone can have a Peyton Manning or a Tom Brady Yea ... this probably isn't the place to go for your shopping inquiries ... Came for the Joanna Newsom , stayed for the ... You sure ? I could bring the condoms ... Err , I meant compact disks ... Damn autocorrect This is the first time I've ever made the Why would you not allow mobile users to watch I was 13 or so at the time . Busty friend takes my phone and stuffs it in her cleavage . I'm talking D's mother fucker . Anyway , I was so focused on her not reading my text that I was just trying to get my phone .... As a Mexican , I'm not sure how to react to this ... You knew it was an alt account but you bought it ANYWAY ? Not sure if serious I Fuckin hate cats . What . A . WASTE . I'm not sure if she dealt with that aspect on a daily basis . I believe she did at the beginning but she ended up moving to the labs to test it and make sure the blood is in good condition before it's shipped out across Canada . Also I don't think having my mum on reddit is a good idea . I was just about to say that Anyone catch that blatant travel from Lebron in the 4th ? They showed it on the replay , was Van Gundy's shot of the night part 2 What the living hell did I just read ! ? I know For every it woman out there : I'm pretty sure it's not 8 feet . Still , I hate these displays . They're ugly as hell . They have to see that a chimpanzee's hands are made up of a slice of bread and a Dorito in the middle with 5 bondaged penises attached to it while the human hand is obviously a gift passed down from Adam himself . * * literally * * an * * umbilical * * cord If your not with them , your the enemy . Classic bullshit . Yeah ... Judging from your comment history ... This guy's legit ( sarcastic foreign guy from family guy ) Oh ho ho , it's funny because there's a fan beneath the laptop ... Oh ho ho ho ... :D you're a ... Breath of fresh air ? NO , how about cool person ? Crap the title was supposed to say " fold to unlock " Why the fuck did that lady leave an infant home alone with a DOG . ... WHY WOULD YOU REMIND THEM ? ! Because every story on reddit is true ... I was recommended it for writing my thesis which I'd already started - I took one look at the 568 page manual ( or however stupidly long it is ) and decided that XeLaTeX and the book class suited my needs just fine . Maybe when I actually have time to read the manual I switch and that's if I remain in academia - once I'm out , I imagine no one will want me to use latex ever again I think your referring to the comma ... Oh . My . God . But he's so beautiful ... really wow But what does it mean . Work at McDs . ' what sizes do you have ? ' really ? " 28 minutes ago via mobile " This is just disturbing . I can understand the attacker being naked , because his was over heating . But why is the victim not wearing any pants . What could've been happening under a Florida underpass at 2pm . I am cunfuzzled . You do that . It didn't let you upload anything smaller than 500x322 ? I fell in love with this song .. I want to do vocals to this so bad it's not even funny . usually a twin is " identical " to you .... Not if it was a screenshot Two verbs I concur . Cunts hurt ? I'm sure you know enough about him I checked the website you mentioned and I saw a guy getting banged by a horse . Better than this one girl who I had the misfortune of being there for her first time . She ended up screaming that her throat was burning and that she hated everyone for " forcing " her to smoke . It's a god damn joke , get over your self , shit movie , even worse director , wtf was he thinking , was he really surprised when it didn't go to win an award Awfully biased to refer to the girl as a ' rape victim ' when the guy hasn't even been found guilty yet ! Natural running man , go full commando . Let that glorious meat snake swing in the wind . Careful for your beard though . Fighting over who was going to eat that guys dick She's a beau .... hang on ... We have 3 bots keeping a backup of the drama ? Also there is no Ron . You couldn't have made this as a self post instead of re-linking back to reddit ? ? Mhmm , I see you have all the important symbols there > yo ' mama jokes ? I'd like one of when you are gunner in the tank , the guy gets out and runs for the M-Com which is guarded by 5 lads and you're left to face off against the incoming tanks . I have a hard enough time getting designers to use a grid Fuck you for getting this much karma with your first post . Wait , that's a . jpg are those the eleanor rims ? I could've sworn that was almost a year ago . You really need to take an intro level economics class Shame on OP for this ... 2001 old . I'm moving to Florida in six months ... shit . I played 10 levels with frost nova + spectral blade + cold blooded before I noticed . I think Plath is just what she needs . I really thought this was going to be a mass effect post . It wasnt We're talking about Micheal J . Fox and you say * shook * Don't you hate the headshop tax ? I walked in to buy that medicali and the tag said $ 420 , i didn't even have to haggle with the guy I just said it was a little too high priced for my taste and he said ok $ 350 lol . At first I was like " awesome almost $ 100 off " but then I was like " Yeah then sticking with the historical point of view , won't be weird to call belgians : " austrian " , " french " and even " spanish " ... I remember learning about this in the music theory part of vocal class in high school . When we were learning how to distinguish intervals , every time we got to the " devil chord " it just sounded creepy and awful . Didn't help it was a catholic school . you're supposed to adapt and over come ..... tis what us barbarians do . grow some stones Sounds like the toast isn't the only thing you burnt . Human face seems popular today . I never do that you say ... ITT : we don't admit that guys pretty much like girls who have the bodies of 12 year olds but are biologically 18 and up ? I'm looking at you Little Lupe fans Then explain the zombies in Miami Federal offense Tampering with mail . Just like that kid who misses school for taking care of family . No exceptions . I don't like this world anymore . / r / sysadminjobs This here is true . I have a friend that gets over 20 + kills each match on a smurf with Evelynn Both ... Absolutely not true . I wouldn't expect an Iowa resident to understand how much better our state is though . Every teatificate death is a well deserved one . Bastards always trying to rip me off . Holy shitballs that sounds nerve wracking . I bet you could get PTSD for less . I can see why your name is mindbodyproblem 16 & Pregnant . For obvious reasons . You're a fucking monster Now if only they would actually * drop * some saplings we can get right on that ... Well , thank you for your insightful and thought provoking contribution to this thread ... Holy crap that sounds fucked up I experienced that when i played one of those " hands in woollen gloves crumpling a plastic bag " videos from youtube ( those do it for me like few other things ! ) to a mate and he just gave me that blank " WTF ? " expression I can't comment on the site unless I learn resistors and solve an electronic engineering puzzle . Source please . TIL how to get 13 year olds Unless you have a cat that eats the crap out of your herb plants ..... Obviously you guys haven't played Not Tetris . Bane of my existence until I got the hang of it . Football Manager . Wow , Fisher's foot wasn't on the line . My only complaint is this app got " Let's Get Physical " stuck in my head for most of the day . I thought sers Khaldor was in ... till the last picture and caption It was actually pleasant Get fucked ! All players should be able to do that . effective manipulators at such a young age ... okay ... I apologize that my words irk you ... I think ... Idk ... Wat da fak just happened to me for the past hour I'm jealous ! Ours usually has appliances circa 1960 , crappy romance novels , and stained Tupperware One day you will be a " zombie " too . can I get a red letter ? Did OP combine the potato pic with the guy's face that got eaten ? I'm kind of afraid to look Why would you want to know how to make a bottomless pit ? You're dumb You have won . " Redditor for 20 minutes " , Best I can do is give you that silly glare and a rating of 1/10 Plus she let's me drink . One thing can be sure , if you found it on google , it's new to Reddit . It's official . I hate Topic Tuesday . " Tan " I pumped and bucketed my little heart out tonight . Hmmm my reply sounds like a comment belonging to something called / r / spacesteads ... Well I think I might just be in the clear then , since it's only been 3 days ! I'm just worried about the seeds I planted unfortunately i have a bad habit of wanting to pacify every guy that asks for my number when I'm thoroughly libated . I just plain feel bad saying no , which i know is a terrible reason I'm really sick of this being reposted for hundreds of karma , you sluts . .. mental images ... I wear my cap backwards on windy days . some other SE Asian ' * continent * ' , you say ? * * Wait , you mean someone stuffed the USB cable into like an Ethernet port ? I'm sure we can find a better way to express that sentiment Camouflage paint face , really ? I fucking murder every guard that dares say that line aloud to me now . Markarth is a gods-damned * wasteland * because they aren't very fast learners . Reposters , at it again . what have I just read . " Sin / Cos " Hmm . Not sure if I should believe a Liberty with a hyphen ... just make it into I miss my woody in your ass * Express Doubt * looks too much like Well , I can think of a legendary " golden aura'd " object that's * recognizable to a stranger * when revealed and * imparts immortality to whoever possesses it * . But no , it's obviously the heavyweight championship belt I am no lawyer , but when the English supreme court refers to the French definition of " judicial authority " rather than the English definition to justify their ruling that is actually made in England , that makes me go I hope you didn't eat a pickle afterwards I thought this was going to have photos of men with and without make-up . I am severely disappointed I log on and the first thing I see is someone saying " brb gotta go poop " ... One of the first to buy a year's subscription , probably going to be the last to receive it . Fuck you , postal service ! And He has - 52 comment karma . cant tell if real or not It's pretty funny that nobody gives a shit because we're socialists too . Vender tu voto ? True that , small amounts get you jail time in china , anything significant and they kill you . You're getting married , so now hugs are off limits ? You're going to be a fun couple to hang out with This is funny , to an atheist I think it's important to bear in mind that people can have views we agree with as well as views we disagree with . Hitler's writings on civilization don't suddenly become untrue just because he was an anti-semite . Conversely , we shouldn't overlook his anti-semitism just because we agree with some of his other opinions . Nobody is above criticism , and nobody should be idolised . ( Even Marx . My best friend says that you get more cereal by pouring the milk before the cereal We scared him away . " Somehow , between last night and this morning , my alarm clock got unplugged across the room , and I mean , there's only three hours left of my shift , soooo ... " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ > when the English supreme court refers to the French definition of " judicial authority " rather than the English definition to justify their ruling that is actually made in England , that makes me go How come its all downvotes ? > You lot take Twitter screenshots and Reddit comments far too seriously ... Wait , so this is actually made by the Devils and not some fan . You should x-post this to r / Lexington . I kinda wanna show up just to see if people really do this . Avrei bisogno di chiamare il consolato a New York . Non mai rispondono ! Loro sono terribile ! As a 42 year old , I must say that I am aware that they say YOLO . My dad used to pull the blankets off of me in the morning to wake me up Not to be mean but ... Well I guess he passed his test of faith You're going to fap into them , arent ' you . if they weren't designed for that , then draw me up a new idea I'm thoroughly disappointed that you confused the Megadeth logo with Metallica > It is OK for Trump to make those claims . Same as he did : Knitting . " Oh it's easy , just cast on . " Is like my childhood it was the only game from the US I had ( due to the fact that I lived in German ) So a new remake new graphics and more , My DREAM as a kid was to work at ID software but close enough I work at Bethesda no big deal . But it might not be the most prized game ever but IT WILL STILL BE IN MY HEART . So something like this to me is like finding gold to you it might not be SO SORY FOR LIKING DOOM GAMES He came to the BBQ . But you weren't there , sir . A co-worker was out of work for a week with pneumonia and I made an offhanded comment saying " hopefully she doesn't die . " My co-workers all went Nice try . I was talking to these girls at my school today and told them I was amazed that chik-fil-a Polynesian sauce packets are 110 calories . One of the girls said , " So that's like as much as a hamburger ? " I can just imagine op's girlfriend reading that you farted in her face , I really hate to see Supports with the ammo specialization I think it's her elderly mother's eye on a walnut shell . I see this on the front page every week * but what if they don't * Reminds me of my old fugly Nokia N73 I know what it was full of * * Your tribute pleases me . For now ... you may live Didn't realize this subreddit was drugs - marijuana . My bad . I thought the person in the magazine was naked Can anyone link me to the original C & H ? Haha yeah I was wondering , I was like ... thefaggotstore ? You just cited wikipedia .... Also , what defines a " combatant " ? And this whole notion of hamas using civilians as shields for their installations , where exactly are they supposed put anything in the gaza / strip / ? Israel built the barrel and then complains it's an easy shot ? Ok , this post and it ends ... Srsly Well that's enough internet for one night ... Vaginasniffer ..... yep one of the only people that throws That almost implies DEAD body ... Than * Yahweh " retarded sexy " ? What . the . actual . fuck ? The one exception is any post about posting to reddit . Those just keep coming back no matter how many down votes they get . " . . . And kill the big green lizard inside . " When did tumblr and reddit merge ? Post partum stress ? " whole wheat chocolate chip cookies " I see what you did there That's okay . You can just play Thor naked . We don't mind . Damn I'm at 1400 and I got the orange box the month it came out ! Granted I took a break sometime around the engineer update and came back last year but still ... Must be one of those " serious business " traders who are on all day and trade unusuals . Once I was on an unusual trade server and a guy there said " yeah I'm on 12 hrs a day . " The picture of it dragging a tarantula ... He was 4 . I would be too ........... mixing a movie costume with a video game prop You're barely halfway to the price of the bag , and you're asking for help getting it There's a kid at my school that only wears these and has made fun of me for wearing Polos because it's overdressed and says " makes me look im a try hard faggot " So I can't play battlefield either ? Speaking of the bathroom thing , in my German teacher's German 1 class , a kid went in a bottle in class and * she * ( the teacher ) was the one that got in trouble for it . Reminds me of when Sasha Grey was on G4 and I was watching it with my sister and was like " oh , Sasha grey ! ! " and she knew who she was . That is how I discovered my sister watches porn . Why do you know that Get inspired by the master of light , Thomas Kinkade . Yep , and it's being taken down soon ... Yes , " they " I was a Redditor for over a year before I discovered I had an inbox . Hmm ... it looked like the OP was going to have nothing to do with atheism , but then it was tossed in . What a save . .... 16 take away 8 is 8 That's fine . Forget the trolls It took me 1 hour to go from 51st to circle drive today driving down Faithful . I should have just stopped for happy hour or something . Boxcutter blades ? I don't think so . WHAT THE @ & $ ? ! IS THIS ? ? NO TF2 ? ! I think I'm missing something cause i tried to make it and doesn't work at all ... Nice try , opposing counsel . Wait now people are saying it's a flagrant foul ? God that movie docent get old ! Grate White Buffalo Can someone shed some light as to why people are calling Euro 2012 EK2012 ... That's a pretty good summary of my most recent break up . Running it on a 2 gig pentium 4 256 ram and it's really choppy . Unplayable . Can you guys fix so it wil run on my rig ? in all the Internet , THAT'S your favorite picture ? ! 2 of my cats had done this , the current one and the one that passed . Oh and when I give them tuna as a treat they lick up the juice and leave the fish . Close one eye ? " What are you , voting for a presidential nominee , or betting on a racehorse ? " A liitle one to munch I thought we had * agreed . * I tried to burn it . * TOO * easy . You shouldn't be able to jump up ten levels from merely mining a single vein of coal The gf is a fish veggie * Ends in Anacostia . * When I lived with my friend in an apartment many years ago , he would take the game discs out of the xbox but then put them on the tv stand upside down . Motherfucker never put them back in the case ! They would sit on the stand and gather dust and the dust would get caked on the data side of the disc and anger me to no end . This better be the fun kind of trash talk I read that as " horny teacher " inadimante objects ? Thanks ! I remember the one part of that that made me Drinking beer while shooting firearms ..... Sorry for sharing my personal sentiment . Thanks man , I didn't know that subreddit was out there ... Are you saying Lampent is one of the novelty characters ? F7U12 has gone full circle . Jokes get What are you doing in / r / unitedkingdom ? Wriggles costs 1600 I like how even after all this she's still thinking of herself What the lord giveth , the lord may taketh away . And by that I mean what you have been conditioned to imagine you have inside of you can be taken by a few wealthy fundamentalists from Florida . The whole point of the religious " requirements " ( which aren't really requirements , rather preferences ) are to enthrall morals and what not , I'm NOT saying atheists don't have morals but that is , to some extent , the logic . AND FUCK YES OTHER GAY EAGLE SCOUTS . Lol ... You know if someone from my school finds my reddit account I'm doomed , they'll immediately know its me Not very proud , no . why the Ditto . I was about to comment on how bloody lucky the dude was to have a GF / SO that would do that … now I ’ m all squick ’ ed up over that thought since it ’ s really his daughter … That barely resembles Morrigan . This isn't " improbably good " . Toilet Paper As a near-to-Seattle-living-person , it's sad to me that people like my parents hear about incidents like this and somehow see it as a reason to scold me for carrying a gun , and to make guns * more * illegal . I was pet-sitting for my sister when I found out her dog ate a cat toy ... Good thing she was a whole 3,000 miles away when he got sick diarrhea / vomit . I like passion . Just noticed the other SMALLER car can't stay in the lines . alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = What the fuck man ? ! alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = You would think so , but a few weeks ago they took the sign down and people could go out in the courtyard . But then they put it back up again ! The thread says " looking forward to " Anti-Joke is still a joke Some of us weren't awesome at the youth sports . I can't tell if you are trolling , or just the world's most selfish human being . I just read that in gollums voice ... The question is , should I get up early or ~ ~ go to bed late ~ ~ stay up till the morning to watch the Kespa tournament An American thing ? That's the biggest bs I've heard today . Some people want to talk to others in TS , instead of being very serious about the game . I've talked to many Brits who blab their mouths off . Same with some Aussies . I think repost is an understatement ... It's on funnyjunk , which means it's a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost . Well , thanks Well , if " u r a strong women " I don't see why you couldn't be a good mommy . * * I went to upload an image of it being down for me but imgur wouldn't take the upload . Just show yourself the door . That's the point of this thread They do . Wow - way to bury your champ You did it wrong And I was defending Boba Fett . Man she is busted looking ... I am sure Hulk has hit it though ... Why don't things like this ever happen to me ! ? Correctly logged ? I can't wait to use my 3 foregrips for my L85 ! I just want to walk up to those people and poke them in the eye reminds me of pain olympics . What .... Why am I not surprised ... That's not very Christian like of you Sleeping with your pet . Or it could it could of been Fantastic . " I am a gun fanatic ! Please , come break into my house when I'm not home . " I saw this south of Mena on the way to Hatfield just this weekend . Correction ... if you don't code from scratch , your gonna have a bad time I'm 20 and I always ask people if they remember this . They act like I'm totally insane and McDonald's never served honey for McNuggets . HOLY SHIT ! that is just god fucking awful ... the * * * fuck * * * ? Especially since I just realized that the ' grandma eater ' knows what horse semen tastes like . > P . S . I hope you are kidding with your diagnostics , as the monitor is powered independently of the " computer . " submitted 2 hours ago Does he have boobs ? Greeks have an entire gender for males who have been castrated ? is that , like , a thing ? Exeggcute are seeds , not eggs ... Ramires at lampard at that position ? I think jdscarface simply momentarily confused " astrologist " and " astronomer " . FlyByDusk's point is that an atheist can be an astrologist , which is true , but in the context , How would you know what your dad's dick taste like ? I saw that screenshot of diamond before , it Was posted with a title like " almost missed it " or something That chicken's a spy Says the guy ... Trying to exploit him for karma . My native language has three genders and I sometimes transfer them into English which I think can confuse foreigners a bit . " He's snowing like crazy out there ! " ( when talking about the weather ) ( or worse " He's blowing like crazy out there " The way you implied , " BABY YEAH " , made me think it was you ( david ) even more . I'm onto you " Ruth " . " Reddit does not need to know about my personal life . " No response to my tweets ? I really don't like the idea of only being able to run signed code on the hardware I purchase ... Why did'nt I think of that when I got a flat tire the other day ? So a 20 year old that looks like 10 is OK to fap to ? I You better not sap my dispenser ...... I'm watching you i don't what is more WTF . the fact that they were using the animal as a sex slave or it took 35 police officers to finally rescue it I know right ? And not that type of head Sweet Early Art often has meaning ... Dat face Fair enough . And the Falcon weighs in at 1505kg My head played this out like a very well-made short video . There was even a pan down from the man's face to the bike lock around his neck . And the ... I live in Florida . Da fuq ... Yo 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong It is . Let me get this straight : you went on a field trip for school and spent more time at a mall than at a museum ? Yeah , OP is probably a troll . Me in Vegas just after watching Dave Navarro play and seeing him at the cafe downstairs after the show . " Hey man , that was a great show ! " DN " Ya ? " Me " So my girl is a really big fan , can you just turn around and wave at her ? " DN " Do you want me to jump through hoops for you as well ? " Me " No , just a wave or head nod would get me some points with her . " DN I once read someone all of 2 kings 2 : 23-24 ( look it up if you don't know it , it's the one where god sends bears to kill some children ) and showed her it in her bible . she said it was just taken out of context , even though she read before and after it Weighing in at five hundred HUUUUNNNDRED POUNDS Great , so the only black guy in League is covered in tattoos he got in Rune Prison I actually have another monitor . I just don't have a desk . I'm using and ironing board I did Back when I was in school I got paddled on a few occasions . I don't ever hear of this happening anymore , as liability issues continue to become more prevalent . didn't get the necrophilia at first .... Literally happened to a school chum of mine back in year 5 . I still remember the sight of it slowly sliding down his leg HEY , that's Hwnn's computer ! ! My friends teacher threw books at her students ... she was a first grade teacher How can anyone hate Top Gear ? The UK version of course ... It's nice to know about space , cause I really don't want to live on this planet anymore How cheery Can't tell if real woman or tranny Because even a marginally effective civilian oversight is just too much damn accountability . Our national intelligence service must be completely unfettered , so it can become a a beacon of accountability and service to the people , just like the CIA . My fianc ée has done this to me a few times ... It's been a pretty good indicator of who's mood for sexy times ( I . e . , not her ) . I really need to get out of new jersey What are you trying to say about Neil " LeUpvote " Tyson ? Oh my gosh lol I'm a wuss , I had my phone close to my eyes looking and I actually squeaked a little when she looked at me That is exactly what I would say ............ Posted : 21 April 2010 So the church ostracized a man with a history of suicidal tendencies over a * * rumor * * that he was committing adultery . Seems legit ... My face every time someone posts this Almost 2000 comments and six assholes managed to find mine Yep . That's America Right , because there were obviously no bots in diablo 2 with no auction house ... No fines for Jon Busch slapping SKC's ball boy ? I thought you said elder man . I almost OP ! Don't do it ! I was surfing reddit about a month ago and decided that I would man up and try it . As said before , it's been about a month now and I can't stop peeing in the shower . It isn't because it's awesome , it's just because after the first time I did it , I think I formed a mental association between the shower and peeing . Now I HAVE to go every time I step in the shower which is mildly awkward . Yeah , I know the type . For my part , I don't necessarily subscribe to the points I made , at least not in all cases , just saying that's part of where I think people come from in cases like this , or say debt collectors who come through / r / iama fairly often and get torn a new one . Some unpopular stuff just has to get done . Now , if someday ' IAMA The Guy Who Invented The Principle of Universal Default ' .... Any answer other than HECK YES is suspect This post is not against the rules of the subreddit . I read the post on the sidebar yesterday and that's why my post is a few above yours . I'm trying to expedite things with this clan so I can play some organized games . No need to be rude Did you watch the video ? If you did , Its absolutely a good deal if you want to take advantage of the free beer . I went last year and definitely took advantage of this . Sure you ( should Did you just say that on reddit ? a Jesus Camp ? One of the girls in the drama club was doing a dance number on stage , and wasn't wearing underwear . We all got a front end view . He's got a nice rise on the crust and it's not too thick , he's got great coverage and uniformity on the toppings , the cheese is just the right amount of browned on the edges . All that and he's making them shotgun style . This sonofabitch makes pizza better than me too . > used in any online video game ive played I got something similar : " Thanks for making me a man . " How do you do this , though ? You show the results in your picture without saying what you did . It's like someone asking " how do you make chicken a la king ? " and you answer " it's easy ! Here's what the finished dish looks like ! " Hey , Black Tide has a lot of potential . Then I heard some songs off of their second album . I know . I'd rather be sailing . I really like aesop rock , but this song ... Shoulda stuck an eye and a beacon on top of it . [ * Dad ! Dad ! D ... ad ? * * * ಠ_ಠ * * ~ ~ please help me I'm being robbed ! ~ ~ ` ಠ_ಠ don't . ಠ_ಠ bug . ಠ_ಠ me . ಠ_ಠ while . ಠ_ಠ I'm . The hell ? What if your dad wanted to use that code ? You owe your father a copy . This is fucking bullshit . Repost = top of WTF .. Original content = down vote to oblivion ... This is why I can't sleep at night ! > Misa todos los lunes en la mañana antes de clases . Niños de primaria parados , expuestos a los rayos del sol por 90 minnutos I think you need to go out side and meet real girls . Why would anybody go to great extremes to see all that . This is not true . Rangers and sf do smaller scale jumps all the time , I would expect a fellow paratrooper from my unit to know better . You must be from second bat . what , Helen Mirren young ? or * actual * Helen Mirren ? girlfriend ? Number 7 This is just stencil based art , Banksy had absolutely nothing to do with this . Banksy was not the first to use stencils . I just lost an hour of my life to this IAmA . Did I mention I was in Cali ? .... I can be whatever you want me to be Why does everyone assume that alor setarians must automatically be kolejians ? Judge away Someone please tell me what I'm looking at .. Yeah , it's not like the PS3 is a lot more complex piece of hardware than the PS2 ... Bob Davidson Well .. If you're just now preparing .. Too far , man ... Why ? It's not a race . Why the Dan Brown Why do I see Digimon ? As long as it's on your account you should be able to ? And you could get into legal trouble if you are monetizing YouTube videos while under 18 The game was rushed ? Really ? That's not even gore , just blood . I tried this ... she started speaking In Spanish More DP than the south Florida porn industry . Because interest has everything to do with looks ? With a side of Oh pandora is nice , but malaria ? Put a shirt on Oh you mean the move with the chick who ate people with her vagina .... I really wish you hadn't brought that up I think there might be a connection between the two pictures but I can't put my finger on it ... > And I certainly don't think that being persecuted by Nazis is funny . That is what my ex drives . Gold 4 door and everything . I think thats enough reddit for today . As another Texan , this kind of annoys me . So , FUCK YOU FOR MAKING US LOOK BAD . Come here hoping to see a video of him getting hurt . I am disappointed . " Wastes time reading " ... Yes , cause that makes the joke so much better . That glass better be on a fucking coaster . Black Tendencies It's like a flaming Jesus stamping my eyes with pain ... Don't know what to write ... Was expecting back shot in the 1 comment Because those are totally work appropriate . Eyes watering ... With ought ? ? ? Holy crap r / civcraft . Nice voting and use of reddiquette . Oh ... That i did not know Soon one of them shall win ... And then they'll be broke Your username ... Yay racism ! Not really though How ..... Unoriginal Cannons that shoot crocodiles ... Try to escape the bedroom before my husband wakes up and realizes hes in bed with a dude . You tell me , CARROT_IN_MY_VAGINA I live at the end of a dsl line and I can only get 1.5 Why are the words fat and ugly used together like they mean the same thing ? is adele ugly ? Is queen latifah ugly ? Is Oprah ugly ? Is cam from modern family ugly ? Yes I'm fat My last photo taken on my phone enjoy Waking up deaf for the rest of his / her life ... Did you see how fast he was casting that ability were it refreshes ? He was using it like 3 times a second I will never watch this the same way again … Probably not illegal to the first one because the child itself is not directly being exploited . The 2nd one is most certainly illegal . Someone approved this ? Nice one Totally unrelated comment tithe one above but ... Angry bird eyes look like this Oh ffs That's what she said . The only one without a hole in the top . They found a note threatening to kill three campers two months prior and they dismissed it as a prank . Yup , about right ... Is it cuz I'm black ? How does the internet always know what movie I watch the night before ? How the fuck does one " ease in " to rape ? I had to pee really bad at work one time . I was trying to whip my dick out really fast , and as it came out , I accidentally touched my dickhead to the inside of the urinal .. Yeah sure ... change your pants ... * I always picture 4-9 year old Dwight * USA , Y U NO LET ME WATCH STUFF ON HULU ? ( y I once saw a couple split up their groceries between them to go through . The cashier and I both stared at them like In fact , it's pretty much exactly that video on YouTube . That is a very good question , and not one I can answer accurately . I mean ... unless a woman is SQUATTING over the toilet , or trying to pee standing up ... I have no idea . Because only atheists go to school I heard the couches are not that clean .... oh . it's * that * episode . why just why It made my dick retreat up into me , it hasn't come back out I stopped looking at Skagen the minute I read ( in the Amazon descriptions or their site , I forget which ) that suggested standard maintenance was taking the watch to an authorized Skagen dealer for a seal replacement every couple years . We meet again Adam Rank > Except that ie6 doesn't support transparency , and as a web developer you should know this . Thanks , rick ! :) I'm happy that you actually read the voting guidelines - - and saw the big bold text that states that nominations will be revoked if they do not follow the guidelines - - as opposed to daggity ... grr ... the article says YESTERDAY Replace the human population with ... Edward cullen ... Where the glitter-gone ? He turned a trolley collision into an anti-semitic attack ? And it's one file . Great , now I have to download all 8 seasons ... And it's exam time here in NZ too " and if you don't correct your ways ... I thought you were being sarcastic Too soon . " I haven't been fucked like that since grade school " always makes me laugh . The first time I saw the movie ( after reading the book ) it was so unexpected . I was just like well alrighty then ... " i " didn't know that ... and ewe don't know sarcasm I think you know you are hot . You just came here because your Facebook friends probably know your an attention loving whore and you need the extra attention and karma " Toniiiiiiiyiiiyiiiyiiyiieeyiiight ... Wee are you-ung ! ... " Repeat ad infinitum . I just noticed these comments ... As in like .... What day is it today ... June 3rd .... Yeah , obviously ..... I watched the first episode and then " NOPE " ed . Who ... Says xxXc 0dg0d430Xxx . Just saw him live . I can assure you he's in into daggering You like soccer but baseball is boring ? Her * story As someone who played FFXI during 2005 but still subscribed here out of nostalgia , I thought from my feed that this was about fascism or Nazism Go on .... Oh that is so pulp fiction . And that's good gotta start somewhere and my internet blushing skills are unmatched so don't be too ashamed this shit doesn't belong here , but I laughed ... Is it seriously this weird to have a denim chair ? Pretty nice with light out , but imagine it at night ... with things looking in .... Well ... Shit But according to this , he gets to sleep in every day . > And she may or may not be open minded Admit it , there is no girlfriend . FRIENDZONE FRIENDZONEFRIENDZONEFRIENDZONEFRIENDZONEFRIENDZONE ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Good thing we don't base IRA performance on a single year . Nice try , terrorism . T-bagged ... love it xD but what the hell is c'est ? mfw she tries to speak Spanish : Dude . Gain some weight Ice floats as well Ugh ! They got me on there too . I love the stalker activities of these fucks , using the same tactics of the Nazi SS I see . r / incest might like this oh that's fine . I'm just trying to give him the best scenario in this position . The bureaucracy and nepotism exists in the private sector as well . Fixing the CEO's dad's dial up three states away because they are too lazy to get anything worth while is * just * as important as me keeping production servers Wat ... I have to see a heinous jack black movie Pardon the language , but you have to fucking pay child support because a woman raped you and got pregnant . You still don't mention Die Hard in the same diarrhea-laden breath as Rush Hour . Are ... Are you serious ? I think he's just disappointed he can't play a good game . Except the no purchase option gives you 16 ( the max ) entries so you're on par with anyone who buys the max entries . Oh wait , that makes you wrong ... Not understanding the reason for the downvotes . I was also born in the 80 ' s . When I say 90 ' s kid , I mean that we spent our preteen and teenage years being exposed to 90 ' s culture , hence , 90 ' s kid . Not " someone actually born in the 90 ' s . " If you want those kids , I think there is one downvoted at the bottom , claiming to " represent " or some other nonsense . Wrong usage of That's why it's called a fetish It'd be cool if everyone had their own profile card . Just a small card with small information . The username , skin , what they are doing ( Something witty like * * Destroying a village with fire * * my name is ben ... U must be Santa Claus bc u have blessed us w / so many gifs ! amirite ? ? ? Aw screw it The people who are getting offended Psh , I'd click that all day .... He means he'll think about the implications He gets together with his daughter when she totes had something going on with her very cool classmate I believe it was a paper towel , lol . He's put far worse in this mouth , believe me ! ( Um , not in a creepy way tho ) How in the world does a post like THIS , make it to the front page ? WTF people ? I , in my two weeks of reddit membership , have put up posts that are more funny , interesting and amusing than THIS ! I'm sorry if this sounds like a lot of bitching , that no one gives a crap about , but I'm truly shocked about this . I think reddit's hierarchy of good posts is really messed up . That , or I am on acid and all of this is a bad hallucination . Lol . The moral message is : don't eat yellow shit , you white acid-addicts . Am i ignorant to be wondering why there's a swastika on his chest ? " are " * Le Boobies_Are_Awesome , being a stupid le christian fundie I really hope you adopt that exact expression . I LOL'd . But the reddit quote bar is redundant This Indeed . D'Oh ! You're right ... That's really weird , I could have sworn it was a free app . And here I've been all this time baffled by how an app that good could possibly be free . The only pussy I need , and no I don't mean in some seedy sense we should cross it out , and add * * hey ! my co-workers kid is named rosie ... Just a joke about the whole " black of hair , black of hair , golden hair Yes yes a thousand times yes ! ! I was just thinking this . I watched this movie ( Kung Pow : Enter The Fist ) again on netflix recently and man ... it was even weirder than I remembered . I mean , he defeats the cow by milking its udders ? TIL Rugrats means rug rats I feel that does it mean she ate his asshole Oh , that's not sexist at all .... " under-read and illiterate " This is also why you learn how to fucking ride that thing . How do you get Lubricant mixed with Super Glue they have different texture , super glue has an immediate sticking to it and they have completely different bottle . I don't even ... You made me imagine that . " I highly recommend our 3 year accidental protection on your investment , bumper to bumper plus US based tech support " - - Trusted Advisor / 10k plus ESP prior to promotion Radiation from a fighter ? Well I * have said * it has happened before and that it will happen again ... She had four husbands her second husband of 20 years died and she got married the same year to a man who also died got married one more time ending in a divorce ... I think she might have killed two of her husbands I hate that this is a political football now , cementing the image in the public solar is a failure , regardless of which side supported it . Did Sam have any of the obsidian on him ? Couldn't tell .... I think he did Yes . Exactly . Pisses me off to no end . Last ex apparently gets a new girlfriend every four or five months but never adds them on fb and doesn't introduce them to his friends . Knew the subject of the context with no I missed Explosions because we were stuck in line for the camp grounds for 4 hours ... Also ensure the litter box is immaculate . Scoop every time he goes , not just once a day . My cat will look and see if there is a turd in it . If there is , he shits next to it . ^ username .. My response to teacher " I'll just wear my watch with a calculator on it ! " I am now unemployed ... that worked out well They're almost as disturbing as Ripley discovering her many other failed clones in Alien Resurrection Since when did ' ideation ' become a word ? After reading it I got a bit annoyed , but then I googled it and there was ... According to Steam I should be ready to play in about ... 12 hours The is a good deal people I do not know ... I saw it while browsing through random pics on google images and that's where the You guys are 2x the price of sodastream for what is essentially the same thing [ books ] ( / b " Having read the books , I can't help but hate her every time she's on screen Nice try , Ned Colletti . Top right , look again ... are we in middle school and need to break up with someone cause they dont smell the greatest ? Get over your bigotry instead . This article almost makes me want to give up learning Arabic Oh .. But this is only a slightly amusing coincidence . Nope that's just blurred from scaling not more " jpeg " ' d " poor life choices . " " Do the Totodile voice " and the " Lorraine ( Mo Collins ' character in MTV ) cough . " * sneaks away * ┌ ( For what ? Such romantic suggestion Still prefer a Tiger over those Fighters . ಠ_ಠ Still prefer a Tiger over those Fighters . ಠ_ಠ I wonder if this will ever be peer reviewed ... de Emilio Azcarraga . Look in the supermarket for " Old English " Cheese ( or more appropriately " cheese " ) by Kraft . It comes in a jar . Bravo ! That went from ' not funny ' to Fucking dragonites Your remark is not unrelated at all , you liar . A " hiccough " sounds like it would hurt In fact , their save system is so good that you can't not save anywhere . Like that time I accidentally attacked the special blacksmith ( in Demon's Souls ) and my save game was pretty much ruined for the rest of the playthrough . Get your stupid , irrelevant ass out of my r / teslore . No that means that unions in your country are fucked up Nu serios , My god ... You , sir , have desecrated the very image of my favorite champion . I shall never look at her the same way again . Roll the sleeves up and tuck it in , wear a nice belt that matches your * * wingtips * * ( Well , what the hell was the name of the book ? Every group has that one guy who can't keep the straight face long enough . Lookin ' at you top left the beib - Why don't you have a seat over there ? she looks like she's about 14 * Tests * ? " the sweet aroma of rape flowers " ... 65 % voted god created humans in their present form ' merica , please go to school . Number 8 and 9 .... I was told to only use voice chat if I was willing to " pretend your voice sounds like that because you're a 14 year old boy , it's the only way to hide the fact that you're a girl This looks like it belongs as one of those Facebook pictures everyone shares ... Googled blue eyes white dragon . There are no legendaries with that low base stats . > How many women are you whipping your dick out at ? Where is the hat ... I bet he judged him Allot = Fuck yea . I still haven't beat the game though ... Setting our people back at least 15 years . People in this city just need to learn how to drive Nice username Frankly I judge people who don't watch it . I feel your pain all the more : the web app developed by the company I work for requires the Java 6u18 or earlier browser plugin . heh , the only thing lacking in my laptop is the Video card ( of course ) i have a Proper Desktop i haven't used in years , mainly because it had to be reformatted and i lost all the drivers . has a decent graphics card that may be able to run it , but its lacking in ram and is XP lol Also my ethernet Port went out , so i had to start using a wireless adapter * Did you just blame women for the clothes they buy , not make or design ? * - fun * roll * - loops . I don't even want to think about what a - funloops would do . Generate object code which never repeats a given instruction ? He canceled ..... Again 7.62 x39 AK with a partial link of . 50 cal on her shoulder . Then say no Yes I posted my tip on its own thread I hate when girls part their hair in the middle , but I still love her . btw there's no Erin flair Maybe OP is blind ? Thanks for being judgmental . I've never understood someone calling someone a tryhard . You could literally not make yourself look like more of an idiot . It's like .... yeah i'm gonna try Jeans in a swimming pool ? Kog'Maw always looked like a STD ridden penis to me Maybe next time give us some context then You don't seem much more mature , judging by your comment . So you couldn't infer from " have to be 18 or older " that the parent is a teen ? My girlfriend got pissed off at me because I forgot to post a picture of us on Facebook . Its been two days since she talked to me The article said Norway have 4.7 million citizens ... It became 5 million citizens several months ago ... You have to know that the rest of the country was pretty much You seem to have forgotten about the two guitars that are worth more than all of my possessions combined . What the hell You don't want to designate a large area over several z levels for channeling at once ; do it one z-level at a time ... I forget this almost every time I dig large pits . Splinter Cell , Assassin's Creed 3 , and New Super Mario sound all right , but three Rayman / Rabbids games I didnt know what my foreskin was . Im 17 and I thought that my foreskin was my scrotal sac . It wasn't till I was talking to one of my friends and he asked my if I was circumcised and I told him I didn't know . He then explained that it was the extra skin covering the tip of your penis blah blah blah ... I was actually quite embarrassed not knowing what foreskin was . You're not helping yourself by downvoting this link . I am and I have never heard of " soory " Dafuq did I just see ? I did . Harry Potter isn't a trilogy ლ ( So you recycle it back into / r / funny ? I read the whole thing thinking it was sarcasm . Then I saw who wrote it and realized it wasn't a joke . There's a big difference sometimes . I see what you did there . I'm not sure how else to explain it other than think of the shakers as people . I prefer watching movies alone . I've never seen the point of making a coordinated effort with other people to go out , meet up at a theater , make sure to find seats next to each other , then sit there and not talk for two hours ( well , some people don't mind talking When ( Insert female here ) died This music . You * monster * More grenades that resupply fast as hell ... that's * exactly * what we needed Ive had a razor since it came out I read that as coons like in the insult to black people . ಠ_ಠz yo ಠ_ಠ n No but I do notice how you have 7 weather apps Although he certainly sounds like a huge douche , your comment is in no way relevant to groaker's , and you are obviously hijacking the top post to make your point . Jesus why do people make these GIFS You never * owe * it to anyone to get married . link something or something Yeah , they switched her out ! Stay classy , Sony Villages tend to be like that a lot So do I . It is just Walk the Moon . Even Youtube agrees with me I felt another Your name ....... Mind : Blown Okay , let's just use strawman arguments . It's pretty recent and I'm not sure about other redditors but my friends usually like / share these photos . Derp Herpson has liked Diggy Simmons photo . Get a trial account post-launch then ? That orangutan gets more action with the human chicks than I do . What in the fuck is going on Clearly you weren't watching E3 2012 . comic sans , NO I have him tagged as " porn connoisseur " but I may need to change it to " You can do it on other difficulties . I got it on Nightmare . I got it on my first try . ಠ_ಠ dude what the fuck I see through your throwaway , Ego Ignaxio They will not get a witness to come forward over half a century after this case was closed , especially one that was so riddled with racism . What happened was unfortunate , but welcome to what was the Jim Crowe south . Well the dog * is * eating the boys head ! Ok , the first period was Dude . I said crazy . Not psycho Where's the brazzers logo ? How original Not sure if Horse : * * No you don't . So you're paying someone to choose what to give you for free ? In the URL bar the title is just " I like his eye . If you read the screen you'd realize your an idiot . Also the name written on the bottom is the company who maintains / operates the machine . Why would they write the location of the ATM on it ? In case someone loses it ? Nice work , Bob . You don't want to know ... Dude doesn't know what he's doing , the poor client should be given the benefit of the doubt . California - Yea man we are super progressive here but we are also supremely huge dicks when it comes to running a business as well as a number of other activities . EDIT : People don't seem to get that I was No , of course not . I know a lot of people that are 11-12 when they have sex Almost as awkward as trying to read that blue text on black background ? hey , at least he'll be able to address the french media fluently . Oh , sure . Because magpies are black . I see how it is . Dude , don't call me by my name on the internet . Now it's getting really creepy ... This isn't a porno drive . Huh . People with less social mindsets are less likely to anthropomorphize an invisible being in order to explain their own existence . * Who'd have guessed ? * I just hope this game isn't just a series of long hallways interrupted by quick-time events . And ... were those zombies attracted to the grenade ? All I know is the one time I went to Swindon , it was a dumb . Probably still is ... * my " I have a small penis " truck * <--- I hope my life isn't like an episode from Glee It's a good thing * only * foreigners are guilty of behaving this way . * Korean * men would * never * treat women like this . That would be unthinkable . Yep . Exclusively foreign behavior . You also submitted an IAMA about being a pathological liar ... Why is this the first time I'm hearing of your dislike of the forums . You're trying to argue that his personal preferences are wrong and he needs to learn to like a controller that's uncomfortable to him . Why ? TIL Jewish = rich . Gaming PC with an i7 Well , that puts the last nail in the coffin for me . Halo is dead . While on a date with a guy " You're really pretty , you look just like my ex-girlfriend " Whenever I go to my gf's place there are either 2 or three pillows on her bed ... Oh wait a minute ! You know , writing shit like that makes * you * sound desperate . You must be great with the ladies . If the poop count started at # 0 , for a 25 - yr old to be on poop #27373838 they would have to take approximately 3,000 poops per day . I understand as an atheist who opposes religion , you want your beliefs to be represented in the word atheism . However , I implore you to look at the word and understand that religion has nothing to do with the word atheism , just as belief in God has nothing to do with religion . I mean no offense by this , and I understand that the majority of atheists are against religion , but please do not further dilute the meaning of the word " atheism " . It * * literally * * ( At first I was like funny comment , then I read your username . He apologized for her not calling and canceling .... I was like yeah . But even though he hasn't seen me he upped my meds . He didn't even remember he is the one who put me in the hospital ..... Unless its a girl buffalo People think synesthesia is imaginary ? WTF . Even for someone without synesthesia it's not hard to imagine . We're all a little bit synesthetic . Why else would we do things like say that the letter T is " sharp " ? I feel disproportionately enraged about how ridiculous some people will always be Oh yeah ? Well I have a nice sandwich and a cup of tea day ! They are at least 123.8 % better than your stupid cake days ... " New Mario " Exactly it's like she's condoning childhood obesity wich is already prevalent " Slip out the backdoor and started nailing their asses " told me to break up with my atheist boyfriend bc " a good relationship consists of you , your partner , and God , and if only one of the people in the relationship knows God , then there is a missing connection and the other person feels a great loneliness " Yeah , people who have different interests and pursuits which does not appeal to me MUST be somewhat unintelligent . ... Of course my paycheck isn't until the end of the week Sony won E3 by default because they had no dancing in their press conference . Microsoft , Nintendo ? How many spiders I swallow every year Oh no , no one has ever told you that you're beautiful . Scared to admit you like A7X ? Unfortunately I still don't understand apparently I wouldn't . My wife calls them " stoptionals " Your name should be ' Picture_Engineer ' LOL ... Absolutely SFW ... My Dad's birthday is the 20th of January , parents anniversary is the 23rd of January . I was born September 20th . T'was 11 when thinking about the months between my families birthdays , and 13 when I realized I was born exactly 9months after my Dad's birthday I have been using it since Christmas but at the moment it's driving me mad . I had to restore my iPad and iPhone last week and now when I try and download certain songs it says cannot download error 11111 . Apple support have been working on this for 3 days now and only a couple of sings are starting to work . Yes , bringing back racial slurs . That's what we want ... Irrelevant , but as soon as I read that last sentence I looked at my TV to see someone facepalming . I HAVE NEVER Yeah Sophie Turner just turned 16 a few months ago which means she was 15 during filming of the second season . ಠ_ಠ indeed , Ugh alcohol + mob mentality + Surrey Oh I'm sorry ! Clearly you didn't see the whole " don't take that advice " half of the comment ... Gotta get some yoo-hoo now . I am prepared to give you as much cobblestone as you will * * * EVER * * * need . Oh gosh that's horrible . So do I Her craftsmanship could have been put to better use than celebrating the 50 - year rule of one person over the entire British population . Shit like this makes me sick and very disappointed with humanity Imagine how awkward this video would be if it was full of unattractive women ... So , this was funny and a good source of facts . But the only time that sexualities besides gay and straight were even hinted at , the speaking character was quickly and jokingly told to shut up . Video not available on mobile devices If she uses BC consistently and correctly and you two are monogamous have at it ! How old are you ? Splooge inside her ? Don't get your 15 year old girlfriend pregnant Upvote for motivation ! * * Bro hug * * ! But seriously , get off Reddit And according the the United State's Code of Military justice it's still illegal in the military too And the acid didn't dissolve the cardboard over time ? I doubt that . * * My university , a private one , REQUIRES students to have an internship before their senior year in order to graduate . and guess what type of internships these are ? If you guessed the unpaid type you are correct you should have gotten as close to her as possible , and then giver her one of these I have no shame Yep . You read it right . I give myself one of Hesse once in a while . I was a waitress at Chili's and a table tipped me $ 40 because I was going to college soon . As I thanked them the wife interrupted me saying , " Now sweetheart do you believe in Jesus ? " Didn't want to be an asshole so I say yes . She counters with , " Do you love him as our saviour ? " And hoop snakes Are you seriously getting Danny Elfman confused with Randy Newman from that Family Guy episoide ? everything is cuter with puppies ! Even rape ! Why the fuck is Halo 4 under " Playstation Gamers " and The Last of Us under " Xbox Gamers " ? * casually walking away ... * That's too many Cleveland Steamers for one thread ! Wait , hold on ...... people actually * watch * the Spike VGA's ? That's pretty great . I've tried minecraft art once before - got a migraine . Just when I finally forgot about that ... Yeah , My link is talking about mustard ... " next word in the Dictionary ; Rape Butterfly " I feel like a boron for not being able to think of a pun Run . Along with the ' flipper ' . " When I was a kid my friends ' parents used to say , ' Look at the size of this girl's bottom . ' " They even made me buy products i didn't know i wanted Your on reddit .. You WILL fap ! The Hyundai ... When did he draw it ? I've been linked to 34 of this picture a month * ago . I'm seriously questioning the legitimacy of this . and who would admit their penis is small " Fact : Marijuana is linked to risky behavior " It puts the lotion on its skin ... I'm sorry . I can only find locations within the United States . For users outside the U . S . please download Google Maps for only AU $ 5.00 I will ... at least for the next week or so . Terran . The first movie it recommended to me was Rampart . You are only 15 / r / clopclop is leaking into / r / sysadmin And I thought * my * arms are veiny Tea and scones what what ! If you buy weed you support the terrorist ! .... Is better be a shitload of vodka involved That's true . Tell me about it ... If only it wasn't made by bethesda . DLC is going to be broken to hell once it hits playstation Not sure why ... my fianc é just decided she wanted to see what she would look like I guess . I have grown to think it's pretty funny / cute after a few days of * Newton * ? You are the cancer ... Saratoga or Campbell ? windows hp Ahem . Excuse me , it appears my computer has gone and fixed itself before I could do anything . So you question the horse riding but you seem to think it's normal for someone to randomly take off their shirt and lick their fingers ? Why not " sexy doctor " ? They're freaking expensive though . It costs me $ 19 for one suit Rape shack Yes , squirts blood ... While farting Honestly , I'm just wondering how this ever came up in conversation in the first place . I had a classmate whose name was Chinki . What if I'm a her ? Shake it grandma Sucks to be the guy who needs the heimlich maneuver while washing his hands . Yes and this enlightenment is an obvious result of his atheism Oh no ! Don't tell me they're letting people outside the Beltway in now The strings sound fantastic ! but then MattBellex ... At my last job waiting tables , a woman changed her baby's diaper at the table and left it there when they left . Those eyebrows ... I once asked how many episodes there were in a season of 24 Look on that guy's face , Black cats with big shoes explains the footmarks by your house . And the light , well ..... we can talk about that later . IN THE DARK HA HA ! Because there's * no * way to edit it ! ! Girl at : 36 I have that chair ... I'm sitting in it right now " would of " Thanks for the list , but I'm not seeing Big Gigantic anywhere I love my alarm clock Oh smootie , you know I have to ... A already knew . Your mom and your sister already told me when they and I were in a threesome . Your title is misleading His title is a direct quote from the article as it originally appeared . Surprise ! Articles on the Net can be edited . Thank you internet Playing PC game ... uses cellphone to take screenshot . So they're not salting the passwords , then ? were all going to be murdered eventually Your bike looks horny . Big enough difference to get confused . I was told by a Dutch lady that Afrikaans sounds like baby talk to them . Was mildly insulted . Dat dance Though it is funny , not quite how this got front page . Not very clever and merely describes a gif founded on the Internet " It's the chemical formula of a plant . " - Bond showing off his deep knowledge of biochemistry .. Sarah Silverman Til an eighth grader has a bigger dick than me In 10,000 days I'll be 54 > but it's downright karma whoring to repost your own repost . I love how they have " American " as a language parker is a colllege student Oh man , I'm late to the party . Not necessarily Guild Wars 2 related , but how big is your in-house audio team ? How much of the audio do you outsource ? I see no audio people on the AMA team Sure she does Such an inspiration ! And no talk of this ugliness , as I see none Towes is such a freakin windbag . Whoever elected his ass : Apparently I didn't have a big enough piece of wood * LE FIGGOTS , With an infinite number of universes , and an infinite number of number combinations , there's gotta eventually be letters used . And with an infinite amount of combinations possible , there's gotta be one with the combination Earth - 2 . Passive-aggressive pedantry . sure you've never tried it ... Faggot , OP is . Joke not funny . * * * The flag in the background says Bay Area Anarchist something . What kind of anarchy group body paints peace symbols ? Guys this won't change the fact that Miley is sexy and often wears revealing clothing . Nothing here will change , unless she gets prego . Seriously , the first thing I noticed was the little dude was like constantly hovering by the mom ... probably urging her not to get the dog so that her son could come onto reddit more . It all makes sense now ... What part of the penis am I even looking at in B ? My penis doesn't look like that . This goes on for an entire minute and 39 seconds I use a knock-off R4 card for my DS Lite . It was $ 10 and it works just fine , but it only lets me play on full brightness . Red Rocket ... I think you win So , he turned down ' LOTR ' because he couldn't understand it , yet accepted a role in ' League of Extraordinary Gentlemen , ' while not understanding it That's the ... Ahh , yes ! Robinson . What area are you in ? And HOW DID YOU KNOW I WORK IN VISION ? ? ? I just like to randomly upvote from time to time . Enjoy . Me too .... I went to a cache and right near ground zero behind a tree was a large red strap-on . I'm more concerned about the number of pills you'd have to take to be " poisoned " . I had GI surgery once and they had me on 5-8 of these a day with no effects other than the obvious one ... Mr . Shuester , the music teacher on glee , is straight . What made you think he was gay ? Because he's in charge of a glee club ? Dude , this guys give me chills . Imagine a guy like that with his mic always on shouting like crazy in your ears I'm sure it will be soon . Moving to the Bay Area in the fall ... And whoever is making trailers for AC3 still has no clue how bows work other than " You pull the string and it shoots pointy things at people , right ? " ... first he was amputating his thumbs with the fletching , and now he's firing it at an angle * * with the arrow resting under the bow * * ( while still slicing his thumb open , mind you ... ) . I see BEN Goddammit , why can't we just play ball and not flop everywhere ? I'm Also , what would original-finder bot have left to do if I had ? Yea ... then your going to start directing all those Nigerian princes his way ... Yes , how could anyone take this comment to be insensitive or rude ... Ugh thank you so much ! I hate that fucking shit so much , it's like whenever I go onto Facebook it's all I see EVER . It's so damn annoying Why have I never done this before ... My birthday's tomorrow ಠ_ಠ Call me crazy , but I feel like she's different from the melee Peach . Idk it feels weird to play with her now . I hate my alarm clock [ * nothing showed up . * * * ..... The S stood for Simpson ..... Dammit you beat me to it If I can't jump on turret controls anymore I'm un-subscribing That doesn't count . The fact people think you can " win " trade shows . I think this was made by the same guys that did the " Marley and Me " preview . There are other websites .... bellingham is closer to seattle / b / sane That's retro So you shopped a picture of yourself and are now pretending its your birthday ? Reddit made me this way I thought it was only the muslim that were against music I think he just wanted a subtle way to show us his toxic green , dank , mini stone hedge looking courtyard . I see what you did there mmmmm ... love me some Jake Danzel's even the dog understood ! I love how none of the comments are answering op's question , and instead are trying encourage op not to listen to this crazy " bitch " ( wtf guys I do what I want with my fingers Steam gift They made a damned swastika out of records I think we * all * know the reason why not Roidberg . Hey look , I'm Peter Molyneux - my game is so interesting and different and … oops . It's not as special as I've BS'ed it to be . Lynfect , the guy with the cumbox , posts regularly to r / gore and r / picsofdeadkids Why is he getting downvoted ? He's contributing to the thread . C'mon , Reddit But seriously , continue . What ? I just said I've actually seen stuff and photos actually taken by my grandfather . And other peoples families who survived it , totally separate from just hearing and reading shit .... And to think that I couldn't build an x-wing using instructions . This guy is makin me look bad Is that an Ascom phone I see ... Dude were you there or something ? How do you know what we said ? Well , then , here's what I have to say to those students : You like stuff short ... your people , your beards , your temper Complete Disgust , The guy could have at least put on clean underwear 68 + 69 What the fuck did I just read ? ... or they could just port Warsong Gultch to Diablo 3 . Why ? And this is why votes should come with mandatory IQ tests . You're both low content . You have fill your comments out ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That's not specializing . I honestly thought that's as stupid as stupid gets , until I saw the word dragon How do you think it feels like living in California ? Wobbuffet does keep it's hands down next to it's crotch a lot ... but that ones a female ... Quit resting your thumbs on the trackpad while typing No grammar police . Corregido , no sé por qué le puse el acento .. but this one's better . Yeah just what I thought too . Can't tell if it's a dog or a pig . Either way terrible thing to think about The title is why I came . Just no .. I don't think you understand how ugly these masculine " women " are One more thing while we're at it .... how did he pick up his passport with no further ID required I call bullshit . My boyfriend gave me a lot of flowers when we first started dating , I have some dried out and pressed in between a book . They're nice to have , but I * hate * it when they start to die and stink up the water . The smell of a rotten rose was the most discusting thing I ever smelled , it's gross He does it multiple times can't tell if you're serious or reacting because of 9000 reference ... 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I want how often were you touching your dick to surfaces ? ? ? “ ( Apparently this guy is just so freaking social and awesome that he's reached a place in life where he can judge everyone else based on their shared interest . I bow to you oh wise one . I don't understand how they could possibly have overlooked that when developing the game . They could have just copied from D2 I live on the west coast . No one bothers you about your religion . I believe you've entirely misunderstood . Frustrating . My adolescence mind prays that was real . The rest of my mind OH I GET IT ... its a GINGER in front of GINGER .... clever . Are you gonna sit there dispensing medical advice or are you going to get to the licking ? What the fuck have I been doing with my life ... Damn Butterfaiths ... I was crushing on probably the most beautiful girl I've ever met , but I'm incredibly shy so I kept not asking her out , then I found out she's incredibly Christian . It was a blow to the crush , but I still asked her out eventually . She said no because she was " trying to focus on her faith ... " OMG ... im not alone .... You mean another Semi-Automatic sniper rifle the M39 EMR NO * * I'M * * the most knowledgable Weird Al fan ! I was just being speculative , no different than the top comment Wow , so that happens if your a girl ? Gee getting some most be so hard . Stop that , you're confusing me . Is it bad that I want to treat all you tall ladies like princesses ? day bitch be crazii yo Things can change baby . Yes , I was obviously alluding to rape and murder and not to the lack of insurance that you're not being scammed That's not the reddit switcharoo also you're apparently an expert on what underage assholes look like . And that ... would be odd What sens do you have ? I'm really struggling finding a good sens . > > What's a " closet case transsexual " ? Eh , it's meant as a compliment . Is giving compliments creepy now ? Damn client , response is bellow It scares the cat whenever it tries to piss on your clothes . Never again , Garfield . Do it again and I'll neuter you . Bad . Everything is hackable , no matter how much we think we have a handle on Internet security . Plus , the chances of a once in a century solar flare that fries most of our electronics isn't too far fetched . Just look at what happened to New Yorks power grid in the late 1800 ' s due to the sun belching what amounts to a huge EMP pulse . Things could devolve extremely quickly . Not me , but one of my best friends cut a chunk of skin off of his scrotum while manscaping . Yes . I said chunk . I saw the aftermath Not fucking that hot ass girl with fake tits .. Oh , yeah . She wanted me too , and I pussied out . Wow Olympics never looked more interesting Obviously you're oblivious if you didn't read my reply to the top comment . Take your moody ass on elsewhere and learn to appreciate a simple joke . And I'm not downvoting you cause you may be misunderstood I looked down at the keyboard to see how far they got the keys wrong from " e " to " . " .... Black olives know what they did . Hahahaha , well ... this is awkward . I work for a captioning service for heard of hearing people so I've heard my share of phone conversations . I once had a call where a man was telling he and his wife's swinger partner how she jerked him off and they didn't clean up his yoo-hoo . he said he woke up in the middle of the night , and his yoo-hoo was so dried and stuck to his dick and the sheets that when he stood up it actually took off layers of skin . Sounds like a fun night . Asked my mom ! She said that he woke up and was telling her to be quiet . She thought he was my aunts friend and he was surprising her , she told my aunt that a guy was there for her and when my aunt went to look she had no idea who he was . They called the police and the guy started talking crazy and ran out of the house ... police caught him but they didn't pick up the blood . Also , she said he was naked .... Ocarina of Time 3D , New Super Mario Bros 3D , Metal Gear Solid 3D , Kid Icarus : Uprising , Mario Kart 7 , Resident Evil : Revelations , Paper Mario Sticker Star , Luigi's Mansion : Dark Moon , Super Smash Bros . 3DS in the works ... Nothing to play ? You're an idiot . I usually try and hurry up and finish going to the bathroom . Yeah it's hard to believe , mostly all hot girls go for the guys that make me go If only Gone With The Wind was more like r / gonewild , I might have actually been able to finish . ( The book 14 people shared that on Facebook . how did you find me ? ! ┌ ( Did you ride his pole one last time ? Some accomplishment . Don't even get me started with qatar What a fantastic life you lead Not in public ! Sheesh I read this as " Smart dog eating her har " somewhat to self I was biting my nails as I read this , now I feel guilty and I stopped . Except the people who own it throw a hissy fit when you get on the property and then let out the dogs . Or annoyingly drunk when one is still sober . Apparently this is a turn-off for both sexes I came here to post this exact comment . Word for word . I was happy , ecstatic even , that someone out there thought the same thing I did exactly as we saw the same thing . We could have been two peas in a pod , ebony and ivory , Ben and Jerry .... and then I read your username Contributes to conversation . Gets downvoted . 404 error . I also stick my tongue out when I write or concentrate . Used to think it was a slight little poke but I've since learned it looks like I'm trying to make out with myself ! I requested a copy of my 50 sin tank and my 50 sniper as I wanted to test both ... Well , they copied my sin tank twice , but no sniper I think I just turned hetero now , dammit * cough * last of us god of war and beyond were all ps3 rendered and not cinematics * cough * wheeeew that was a big one . I'm 18 , there's no way that's possible I mean , if someone is an African American / Lesbian / Atheist / Jew , she can post her picture all day long captioned with some of her words of wisdom because she lives in the world of * 28 Days Later * . Just being an Atheist though . . . I think this is your Was going to do it just for the fact that you have my fav number in your swag bucks account ( 58 ) but it isn't open to Quebec residents Don't try to logic this . Just don't . I always get this , i'm a chick . With boobs and everything . No ... Good plan ( except for the murder bit ! Yeah he really showed him ... And to think , before I saw what OP linked , I was debating whether a " Catherine the Great " joke would be too tasteless . Thank you homicidalmunky ... Why the fuck do I want to eat this cat One time I tried to give a homeless man some spare change , turns out he wasn't homeless . I have come to expect weird stories from having you tagged as " ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ because that's what the game needs My dad has some canned possum in the closet ... It's probably older than me . I hate when my mom puts on make-up whilst driving . She says she can do it because she has expierence oh god ... I'm old Oh , wow , * * * another * * * picture showing us the bans bug ... ALL the upvotes Why did you have to subjugate me to this ? I was about 12 when I discovered masterbating , and I thought I was the only person who knew about it and could do it . Totally thought I was special Can this be used as precedent ? > edit # 2 : It was probably Karmanaut . Ive seen ryze go against swain with flash / heal .. I've seen xin jungle with exhaust / heal ( he basicly killed blue when I reached lvl 3 on mid .. ) Ive lost every game with a malphite jungler on the team ( idk why , ORITE HE WAS ULTIING ON PEOPLE WITH BUNSHEES And even If I sound mad , I blame myself .. For not babysitting EVERY FUCKING LANE WHEN IM A JUNGLER ! ! ! And obviously too lazy to read what's under the clip .... What in the .... I ... dear god I have no words Says the guy with 69 in his name no , he just believes , along with the rest of us , that disabled people are EVIL I see what you did there .... We have one also . I think he's around school most of the day . He's always in the parking lot in the morning / afternoon watching us : mfw his glass ' palate cleansing ritual : I can't imagine why they would cancel a show just because one of the challenges was drinking huge heaping amounts of donkey jizz and piss ... Loved the book , the only reason I'm not going to watch it is because they're gunna mess it up . That guy ... I'm a quality control technician . Apparently I'm the guy who goes over the raiding logs and points out every mistake . Why didn't you return to the battlefield ? In this economic climate , you think quitting your job to make a shitty game is a wise decision ? That's not under five words That's not under five words That's not under five words hand isn't on the keyboard No headset's .... did you take this ? Hey they have some pussy at their LAN That's a waistcoat , not a vest Yea cause cod created gun game La început eram like This kind of shit angers me . One of my christian friend actually said " I don't go on reddit anymore , the front page is too filled with atheists haters non-sense ... they are just a bunch of idiots ... they don't understand what Christianity really is ... on top of that , they always invent bad verses that are not really in the bible or are completely taken out of context " Whether or not to get my laundry from my mom's room when her boyfriend is over . Bravo , it succeeded . Yeah , early Cata was kind of a hey-day for me because I think that's when I first started really figuring the game out . I raided in Wrath , but because I was the newbie and was originally invited because my fiancee was on the team , I was essentially the scapegoat until the day we left that guild :( Can't kill the Lich King ? Must be the * rogue's * fault ! So what you're saying is that you were drinking PBR before it was cool ? Why were you asking for her password ? Patent ! = invention What ever anal-razor , we all know who is behind the posts . Wait , you're right . My bad I also get incredibly paranoid about people seeing me sleeping , ever since my eyebrows were shaved off .... " U " Oh , sorry I didn't realize you knew me Also any future airbender couple will be incest by default since both will be descended from Aang I'm Italian / WASP and my ex bf's mom , who lives several states away , was relieved when he showed her a picture of me that ' looked white . ' Apparently she thought I was Latina , and she wanted her sweet baby boy to only date brunette white girls . I should add that she's 100 % Mexican . " And quoting scripture that rebukes apostates when I disagree with you ? Sure , you're not claiming a special insight to the truth at all . Agreed , no f'n way . Clear body AK ? God I love the drunk rush . I worked midnights at an all-night eatery for a year or so , and the tips drunk people left me were spectacular Yeah but doesn't mean you should dick slap them on the way past . Because all dogs eat kittens .... I first read this two days ago . It has been fucking with my head ever since . Right now I'm picturing a high school girl scolding Bill Murray's penis . Also , first post american girl with the dragon tattoo . He displayed the candle in his shop We're not all fat and stupid . Just like all Canadians don't apologize all the time . And all Swedish people aren't chefs . ... he says as he's watching a video that is 1:16 in temporal length . The bowl I remember the first time I heard he was from Nebraska . " But .... I've never heard ANYONE from this state talk like that .... " ofc it's a joke It really _has_ changed . Reddit was originally mostly techies and not well known . People used to tell each other “ Never mention us on YouTube , or we ’ ll be overrun with idiots . ” Then we started getting the angry eyes ( I was going to say this you bastard . Har har . The thread drifts to discussion about updates , and this link tells me I need to update Flash to view it . thanks chris And a lesban Minor quibbles . The DOT would love it This isn't about your Government caring about your health , this is about them finding new ways to incarcerate you or in other words enslave you , when is enough enough America ? ლ ( Turns out , one of my friends at school ( One of those kids you could chill with at school but not outside of school ) killed a guy with a large kitchen knife this week You failed yourself . Take some responsibility dude . wow ... people couldn't have picked a better one ... Is this the plot of Prometheus ? I would ask if you wanted to come see Multnomah Falls and hike to the top in Oregon , but being 16 I can't exactly get out around town much Give me free stuff ! That's all you guys and the OWS crowd want . Something for nothing - all a useless drain on society ! Soda ban ? Not a vagina . The happy face is because she graduated . Where did u find your I did something similar , guess what , downvotes can't turn this into a movie if no boobs are shown I watched the Luka Magnotta murder video earlier today , but I had to stop this one after the first two encounters . LOL yes . Idk if he saw it , I saw him reading it . My parents still won't let me see PG13 .. even though I'm 14 . What ? I have them too At first I thought he was cute and winking and now I see dried puss . A few years back I was doing lab work with other students and the professor said that for that particular experiment we could use plain tap water instead of distilled water . Another student came up to me and asked where she could find the tap water . Good thing all of you is in the picture , not like anyone would want to see HER . I feel your pain . I showed my boss a picture of a pipe I was working on , his first question was " are you growing the weed for it too ? " Where the hell do you live ? I literally just read the description to my husband from Wikipedia and he looked at me like this : My old white male advisor in Drama wears uggs . " Beat LA " ? Oh Barry . Now imagine if that's how every woman with a pair of tits felt .... This is where my below post should have gone . Sadly yes I wouldn't mind having a couple of these seeing as you've got so many you use the internet , just like anders When I first got mine it scared the shit out of me . My little brother was at the mall with his friends when he heard these old guys saying " At the risk of sounding like a pedophile these 14 year olds ... " They stopped talking when they noticed my brother looking at them like this I mass reply in picture threads , and get called creepy for it . This . This is a bit Wife : " Lost the game . " .... Best bit was , when it came to weighing his dump , he didn't have the brains to hop on the scales himself before and after . He hauled all of the shit out of the loo and weighted it with the kitchen scales Where did I imply that was all I cared about ? Man this must be bad , look how Skeletor turned out ! I'm sorry it appealed to my sense of humor Chuck Norris ... When * * you * * get so angry that * * I'll * * beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker Electro House was not invented by Avicii This seriously bugged me about that game . Don't get me wrong , it's one of the greatest games I've ever played , but when a kid tells me he can beat me up when I'm wearing full Daedric Armour brandishing a Daedric greatsword ... well Here's an example - a nursery had to stop playing the game ' hide and seek ' because the name was racist . Just because Seek sounds like ' Sikh ' . But it can make people look ridiculous . Here's another example - a nursery had to stop playing the game ' hide and seek ' because the name was ' racist ' . Just because Seek sounds like ' Sikh ' . You know a lot about Satan worshipping for a second i read iris size as penis size .... Thanks for the NSFW " damians private stuff " How could you spell ' reddiquette ' so badly ? I don't see army men : RTS in there Yeah managing finances is completely irrelevant and unimportant when running an NFL franchise . Oh dear god ... what ... I live in Hawaii . I will make her mine . Wash yourself , why would I want to do that for you ? Oh . Oh , really . / blackmail / is an ugly word ? You racist . Me too ! I have an evil twin out there .. and now .. a good twin ? Or are you the evil twin .. So do I Magic mushrooms ? Face painting provided by down syndrome Kerry Akw 1325 why the hell are you reposting this shit again ? Awesome . The sun * * in * * yellow ? Why does everyone think they're cool and unique for quoting that song Upvote , but then I saw your username . He 2-0 ' d Zenio It's called a parody I approached him at MLG orlando for an autograph . He was cool about it , but I got the sense he was Wait , you mean it isn't free ? When I was 11 I yelled at my mom to make breakfast for me . My dad made me cook breakfast . Composing of entirely bacon . With my shirt off . Right in front of the stove > It's not uncommon for babies to be raped in Africa because it's believed it can cure Aids . Because cs isnt about realism . He just did ... At least they have a nigh-redemptive sense of humor ! ( my brother claims to have seen a UFO there Pull out I'ts people like you who are the reason that Dan Harmon is no longer alive ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ As someone in Canada , I never understood why we substituted Ice Cream Trucks for Pedo Knife Sharpening Vans My Grandmother's name is Susan why is the store called berbat ? ! Just realized the guy I was responding to had the username " diewhitegirls " . . . How is this relevant to gaming again ? I only see Pokemon the show . Hulu + ads .. They spelled " balls " wrong Every time I click a LiveLeak link on reddit I watch someone die a horrible death . I can just visualize the man making a What .... the .... fuck .. omg you are so smart " don't have no job " Argh , I clicked that link only to be reminded that for some reason there's no iBooks store in my otherwise Apple-riddled country . Most of this sub is going Get me out of your mouth This is totally unrelated to the post but , My Anatomy teacher decided to bring her cat to school . On the day we dissected cats . And the sidebar spoketh " Please , no Gaymers cider . Seriously . I feel retarded . I read it as 3DS not 36Ds and clicked on it expecting to see a Nintendo 3DS . * rolling the dice * . until it's too late Why would my wallet hate sales ? dat racial slur Your name But , where's the puppy ? cheap ipods There are also mods that have penises for guys , where if you are in control of and click the sim , you can pick it to be erect or soft . How can modern citizens possibly justify maintaining a tradition that involves putting an adult's mouth on a baby's penis ? How does anyone hear that and just say , " Yeah , okay , let's do * that . * " It was an tongue-in-cheek reference to a common phrase - " teh interwebz " . Just a little self-deprecation is all it was . But regardless of whether I'm a surgeon or not , do you have any helpful information or are you just a snarky little douche ? I didn't enter anything into the box and it ended up saying " Gay . " > He said it normally would snap in childbirth Wait ... what ? Just think , if she rolls over toward you , you are either going to get stabbed or lose an eye ... ( and you , what is wrong with you ? ! ? Now I see why guys think girls are annoying I wish to inquire as to why , as I don't feel like sifting through gads of reddit comments good sir , but from the ones I have read , as I can tell you seem quiet normal ( hopefully that is a good thing in your opinion , unless you wish to be unique like everyone else I was just about to make a rage comic about this , i'm practicing makeup tutorials for prom and I keep turning out like a hooker I hope you didn't hurt her feelings with that incredibly witty comment Winter is coming ? Wtf just happened ? How did he win . I'm confused .... oh tony ... i wasn't gonna take you seriously , after all , you are likely a middle aged fuck face on the internet as well as in real life , as indicated by your comments made mostly made on subreddits such as poker and gonewild , who's trying so hard to convince not only strangers on the internet but himself as well , that he matters , through pathetic attempts to use modern ' lingo ' such as ' omg ' and the use of " Being a homophobe is significantly less dangerous then advocating mass genocide against the West good sir . Or they just wanted to go to the park I don't really count dumb teenage girls as " people " , but dat ass There's a lighter in the photo ... are you smoking ! ? " One of his son's ex girlfriends " Smooth , nice recovery . It exists ......... my god Seems legit ... Is that a Sony 7k ? The keyers look different than the 8000 I punched on in a top 4 market ... until automation came along . Thank you ! My god , I honestly expected that attempt to go a whole lot better , but how far that fan swung You want to talk about driving spikes into someone's eye , you should see what us cluster headache people have to deal with My room . " laughing " I'm glad I'm not the only one . Whew ! Using it like it's fucking Call of Duty Become one with the tree It's the WSOP .... Downvoters are stupid . Really ? THAT is why you don't like snakes ? A girl on his period ? didn ´ t realize f7u12 is now a kindergarden Looks like they did Too much work At least I was honest ... Points for trying ? And I only said it was reasonable ... That's not exactly flattering ... A lecturer of mine once said " A woman's chastity is like a lock . It would not be a good lock if it can be opened by different keys . But a key is a good key if it can open many locks " Why did you make me google this ? ! You ... What have you done ? ! I am not amused As I've heard Same way you remember yours i thought it was cute until the comment about how his " little thing " likes diaper changes , that's too cub porn-y for me It looks deep fried . I took out the video card and it booted right up I guess this one is vaguely related to the purpose of this subreddit . It does at least include SOME mention of religion It wasn't even the dust I cringed at . What a treat This was posted to r / airbender months ago 5 years is a lot of sitting . I'm aware of them , but I need to actually still read most of them . Still stuck on Feser , because he is cheap . Most of these others are like $ 100 . On Amazon . Used . For 150 page book . Last time I was down there walking around the planetarium side , I cut through the grass and found a knife stashed in the bushes That happened to me a few summers ago . I was standing at my glass front door watching my dad mow their lawn , and then a minute after I walked away a rock shot through the window and shattered the glass . I'm trying to find the picture I had of it but I can't find it , I flipped a large amount of shits Same ! I am really really pissed off that the one year that I didn't go to Collectormania was the one year she was there . My boyfriend likes to tease me with it .. Grr . Threatening to put his finger in my bellybutton etc . As a child of the 1970s I can relate although the theme song seems to be so heavy on samba and my god the leisure suits Israel : Yeah , we are assholes , but the USA is too . " ... in her oven " what did i just listen to If I die and my mom's first thoughts of me are " he was helpful " ... Now you've given me something to truly be afraid of . You'd love a link wouldn't you ? Might want to stop running stop signs Look , if that's all the other guy cares about you shouldn't be in a relationship with him anyway ... Even though the sex ... Hickeys ... Hickeys everywhere .... That's what distracted you , and not , you know , the * terrible story * ? No seriously what the hell is this ? It is fucking creepy . Do we really need to ask this EVERY FREAKING ~ ~ DAY ~ ~ HOUR ? ? Go fix your sidestand instead of reposting week-old news . At first I was like None of those words are misspelled ... So you had sex .... before you kissed What a bitch The day I came out : " OMG YOU CAN BE MY GAY BEST FRIEND ! ! ! COME SHOPPING WITH ME ! ! " - every girl at my school For when he transforms in to Castform They rarely make cute flats Apple is releasing iOS 6 tomorrow ? That's awesome ! I'd like to see them put a toggle wi-fi switch on the home screen instead of having to go through the settings . Every . Damn . Time . Imagine your X . O . coming out of a coma and not loving you anymore . Even after memory coming back . You wanna go there ? Ah , on time my friend responded with a " So I don't accidentally Click Safari instead of facetime , a duh " " Can you enhance this ? " Questions like these Not what I was expecting Of all the fonts you could have chosen … I expect to see wiggling . Seriously .. How the fuck are those tailgate cables still holding on ? ! ? I've had them snap under a much lighter load . [ * I don't always For true . At many places where I worked I pass through the doors as they are cleaning them every day . I don't understand why people put their hands on the glass to open it . Many times the full hand print is way up high on the glass . And it's not just the oils of their hands making the print , sometimes I see particles and sticky substances too . ... What ? And you had a baby out of wedlock . Learning them young ... [ ~ ~ Me [ ~ ~ L Like a spoiled fucking child ... aww ... * looks at username * You should make one where everything is still and you are rubbing her stomach I do believe I just got trolled , I am changing my down to an upvote Whenever I see this link , I think it's relating to popping and locking , the dance style which I love . Makes me WHY ARE THEY DOWN VOTING YOU FOR BEING HONEST ? ! I'm 17 and nearly just as hairy . Why is this comment being upvoted ? Ents are not inherently " better people " than non-ents . Don't give random guys your number when you're engaged . For a second , I thought it was a can of red bull and a play on " it goes you wings " with the bird Your name Even more evidence of this is that there's another comment above with positive karma that just reads " Ha . " The artistry of a virgin . If you're wondering , it's just the redundancy . They all got hotter ! It's like a train wreck . You just can't stop watching . Also , I have those same scrubs . I think of this stupid gif whenever I wear them . I read that as " Clown fish oral " . I clicked on it expecting backyards and shit . What I saw ... its no wonder Im gay . Why is she naked ! ? Not sure if you're being sarcastic or serious Yeah ... the guy I got asked to see my underwear . それはちょっと ... I accidentally got my arm against a valve on a boiler and the raised numbers cast on the valve body were burned into my arm in reverse . Coworker said it made me look Jewish . Yeah , but ...... Karma please . how supportive of him .... You smile like this . Club 21 . Don't get it I'm not sure if bloody murder stains get out of mattresses though . May want to just back away and put it to the curb for the garbage man to take care of Leo ! ! ! ! ! ! Seriously , how did I not see rocky top coming from the beginning I don't want to hear this joke anymore . And don't drop your instruments , they are our only protection from dubstep ..... > Glad we are the only two redditors Wait , what ? It's always " What's that ? " or " So you wanna dig up bones ? " Would like to travel more ? How dare you ask for charity just so you can travel what other reason than karma whoring would you have to ask your friend for a pic . of their cat ? ! I feel like something is wrong with my relationship now . I just graduated high school , she's 23 . Which is a good argument for choosing a username that is your real name in life . I do that for most websites I frequent , but not here . I watched this episode of The Office today My dad almost killed both of us one night . He said he was " hypnotized " by the eyes . Constant screaming and him and punching him in the arm stopped us from driving off one of the sides with no guard rail . Drove by that spot in the daytime later on , saw it was a giant drop . Ah , yes . I remember the days when I was close-minded and didn't get the trend of using other language's writing systems for English or emoticons like the one I'm about to give you ... Rather big , thanks for asking He did that to me too . Tried to report him , but it fails everytime . I would love Motherless if the only new updates weren't " child models " . Just because it's an all boys school doesn't mean the teachers have to be male Thanks , now I can taste it you could have copied and pasted Small packages ? Jesus , the size of these tubes I really hope that you're 11 If they're gonna put a note there , make it useful . This is just stupid clutter Incest community ? You should be working for the crime investigation unit you should work for err ... bad jokes ' r ' us ... Do they offer a dental plan ? After seven years * where you have never met me * Or did they ? Does anybody else think she's pretty ? Mystical space typhoon is a spell card , Jinzo only works traps . That guy with the red hair looks like Coppercab . that was going to be mine tl :d r Andi 1up likes pickles .... His fucking comment is wrong in so many levels And you still upload to imgur . Did they really sex ? I read " such " as " suck " , and instantly Next year or one week before next year , does it really matter ? Thanks for the text version Remember this for the future : if you want to murder someone , just say that they were trying to molest your kids , and parents will want you off " scot-free " Well , if she was into any kind of porn while she still had vision , I really hope it wasn't grizzly porn . Jews rounding up and deporting ethnic minorities ? Wow , and I thought the thread about the 2010 trailer was bad This guy knows a TON of information about these shows ..... Then you missed the point of the article . I give up . The fuck is this , they just keep making a circle around their crotches and swaying If you followed the story arc , the people in this universe BURNED THEIR RELIGIOUS TEXT . Gotta agree with you . I have seen similar incidents in Sri Lanka and train and passenger will be delayed for hours . As the results we'll get late to office Ugh . My guy did this for the first time today ... NOT sexy lol . This is very Gee , I don't know ? How very " COD " esque of you Next , you're gonna tell me duck sauce is made out of ducks . I choose to believe that they wrote " Give him a hand ? Y u post mobile link This is not that hottie TIL that this was even an issue . When the cat faps , the curtains rip Took me a minute . Then Get rid of education . Clearly that will pay dividends down the road . He wasn't being racist , but you kind of are . My english teacher in high school made us break down " Jabberwocky " to find the nouns , verbs , and subjects .... then make sure they agreed .... Maybe she was an abortion ! cruel . It's the eyes ... Can no one take a joke on here ? Seriously ? Not to me , but happened to the girl I'm currently with . She was at a bar and some random guy came and slapped her ass . She turned around and did the " wtf dude ! ? I see what you did there . .. the smell .. > Without the E makes it Srna , which is what his name is . Brief history ? Maybe she got a " pearl necklace " So you were the You can do it from the alien blue app . Good god , that looks like some sort of graffiti . Very true ... But abc doesn't care You should change your username or post something actually NSFW ... But , but ... you just used it . Sounds like that kid needs a visit from the back of someone's hand . Bly fucking Christ ...... I just shit my pants .. literally ! O . O Just 15 ? You could easily use this as jailbait I thought .... 9Gag banner Yeah the physics in this games a little odd isn't it , your being eaten by trees , and just the other day I was molested by a door which broke my leg ... No amount of horror movies can ever prepare you for this ... And nicknamed Latias I'm done with you . It's pointless . Get the fight . Watch it more than once . You're coming off as a homer . I'm done with this topic . I was just shocked at the backlash of a close fight . No need to keep arguing with fanatics . Manny is the best that ever lived ! Also , loose fitting pants always make it look like I am aroused , when I am indeed * not * . Cause wade and bosh are just role players . You're hopeless , bra A brother and sister from my high school ... Harvest Moon and Sailor Moon On all of the Lush cosmetics containers , there is a sticker with a picture of the person who made the product as well as their name . The shampoo I used this morning was made by a blonde girl named Chainsaw Got home from work . Room mate was hanging out . I go to use the toilet . Come out and ask if he had masturbated recently . He denied it at first but then admitted it and asked why I wanted to know . He left jizz on the toilet seat and it got on my junk . How many fucking times are people going to milk this overly attached girlfriend shit , I swear to god my brain hurts from bashing my skull against the keyboard so much . The front page this week HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WOMEN ARE UNREASONABLE ... " yo , let me suck on them pretty toes . " wat Seriously ? don't know if being sarcastic or dumb Oh , psychological data from an one methodologically unsound study contradicting data from other methodologically unsound studies , what a shocker ! It's psychology folks , if the study comes as a surprise to you , you clearly aren't reading your journals I see no actual fucking in this video Stuff that , I'm on 100mb down , 4mb up through cable connection with Optus . There is no way I could ever see myself going back to those speeds ... Why did you smell it Yeah it has nothing to do with Disney OWNING Marvel . We still wouldn't get a clear , satisfying ending I make $ 9 an hour to work manual labor in the SoCal summer heat with an opportunity to get seriously hurt every few seconds . But on the plus side I might get a 50 cent raise in a few weeks .... yeah I agree ... it's like replacing squats with pushups Shit dude , you are a genious dude ... Woah . When the hell was this on Adult Swim ? ! i may be deviant , but that last bit is I thought he dirt pillared that high . It isn't . .... who in their right mind doesn't play video games for fun ? I thought that was the point of a game Even the dimmest bulb seems bright when nothing else is there to show it how dim it actually is . They don't realise the dumb stuff they say until everyone else's reaction is just Actually , what freaks me out about the UK is the ever-present state video surveillance . It ’ s just so … * creepy * … like the government decided one day to use George Orwell ’ s “ 1984 ” like an instruction manual instead of the cautionary tale that it is . You didn't see the ( apparently " other " Really only if he / she swallows Don't you mean " MAC Store Employee " ? Unless your flight assets are UAVs , I would begin to worry in the upcoming years . Once the FAA finalizes their guidelines for UAVs there's going be huge chances in anything related to non-carrying ( personal or packages ) aviation . Uh ... the turkey was funny and poetic , but this sounds legitimately fucking crazy . Nothing about the taste of shit . Dab it around the rim .... ? That's happening to me right now too . cute how all of his comics hosted on funnyjunk are no longer there My cousin's name is Jack . Which is fine , if his identical twin brother were not named Jacky . Yep , Jack and Jacky . As if it wasn't already hard enough to tell them apart . Sorry about not putting them into an album . I'm doing this all from the iPad . Where did you meet my mom ? Nothing picks you up like Mozart's Requiem I read his name as " Fetus Rex " my music actually determines my emotions . right now , its dubstep This world , i dont want to live in it anymore " Cells are made up of 100s of parts " . " hurry take a pic of him on fire LOL " sounds legit Your chasing them Now that I would pay to see . Remember kids don't bully people , unless they are michael cole of course ... Looks like the photo was instagrammed Not to mention AB is completely free and the pro version exists to allow the dev to take time off work to push through updates and troubleshoot issues with new versions of the app . That guy should be ashamed , but the upside is I get to use a feature on the app that I rarely touch : You forgot to mention that you stole this joke from Zach Galifinakis . ... Or coca leaves . Luckily , I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight when I decided to check it out . > How can modern citizens possibly justify maintaining a tradition that involves putting an adult's mouth on a baby's penis ? How does anyone hear that and just say , " Yeah , okay , let's do that . " Am i the only one that noticed a big hole in his celling .. " do you want fries with that ? " .... Doug was more stupid because they were in elementary school . Remember hanging out at the burger place and hitchhiking to a rock concert when you were 11 ? If you gathered every person on the planet capable of making a decent custom swing look and feel I bet you could fit them in a hot tub Not sure if serious or joking . Do you ... do you have 27 lands in play ? Sadly , this wasn't the only one ... not even close . At least 10 on the shelf said TUNDER and maybe 3 or 4 said THUNDER . Sounds like a soda commercial . I honestly thought this was leading to something about you fucking her before calling the ambulance . En quoi les révolutions sont reli és au fascisme yes , because everyone with a camera phone is a " tech journalist " At dinner the other night , brother was talking about how he wants to build a shower surrounded by an aquarium that has different types of " aquatic fish . " This looks so awesome ... fuck , that's made with a cat ... Dude ... is that skin dead ? What's to spy upon in the first place ? I just hate the shape of the container . They make it awkward to put your fingers into ... Dude ... Giants vs . Patriots . We must break Brady . Hey , just be glad it isn't forked halfway down or it'd be a flux capacitor for arousal . I remember playing Tekken 10-12 years ago . One time , I set the difficulty to very easy , unlimited time . I spent like an hour playing ! then the owner of the store comes in and tells me : Hey ! you're playing it wrong ! He reboots the machine , sets the settings to max difficulty , 20 seconds per round , and tells me the settings were wrong , it would more fun now . More fun my a .. Then we can make an orange sweater ! Except Saved by the Bell was in the 90 ' s . " Their " ? Fuck the guys that made the trailer and made me think it was a comedy . When I was watching chest decompression videos on youtube to prepare for my final exams there were always loads of comments underneath along the lines of ' thanks ! reckon I could do this if I needed to now ! ' I noticed after I made the post , hence the edit . " as colorful as the wings of a butterfly " . All rare amulets go for over 1 mill on the auction house Wow scary I loved that game , but hated when you would say to yourself , " It's almost midnight and I gotta get to bed ... will only do 1 or 2 more moves and I'll call it a night . " Then look up to see your alarm clock going off at 6 am . You are an unraveler of enigmas . You're comebacks are bad and you should feel bad . a dip you say ... Don't forget the use of " Probably a glitch . I've definitely been in a LFR where we spent between 30-45 minutes on spine because we had a grand total of about 150k burst dps . and the other tank would taunt the amalg off of me onto the other side to expose the wrong tendon . Later on we found out he thought both tendons had to die If he was any kind of friend , he'd know it was an accident and understand you didn't mean to ... Oh , it was * new * ? ? ..... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yay for being a slave to consumerism . Looks disgusting , why do they make them look like differently colored plastic ? Hashtags on Facebook Not sure if Why did you omit the last two letters of dialogue ? Sorry but everything was cute and all but " le sigh " ? * downvote * had to be done Not a bit . They break through like it's nothing . But if you hold a box up to your face you're as good as invisible wat . I have a friend who puts on my favorite perfume when she comes over . She doesn't seem to understand how much I love the smell of cherry blossoms . except he didnt use it correctly that is not proper grav bong technique ... now we know where Mad Milk comes from And then rest of the team drank Mad Milk instead of regular one ... Dear god , I have become attracted to a cartoon network character It's not that difficult to simply ignore the post Half Life 3 ? correct . this is not a rave The name " hungdaddy " [ * 36 niggers ago * * * ill ಠ_ holy shit ... still cute , but something ain't quite right ... Chris Brown-Eye from this angle ... Saw a facebook conversation between some now ex-friends , trying to plan a spring break vacation . Girl One suggested Texas . Girl Two chimed in , " We can't go there , there's no ocean , let's go to some place on the ocean like Mexico ! " . Girl One agrees how could she not have realized that Texas didn't border water , and they all agree to spend spring break in Mexico instead . This was a serious conversation between them my mom texts her boyfriend naked pictures There's a couple of cars at Raintree that have the alien sticker , one with ' This was 3 weeks into dating her . Needless to say I gave her one of these Leave it to DICE to name the map with a pun , and nobody notices it My girlfriend spotted a Black BRZ in Louisville , KY a few days ago at her work and sent me a few pictures of it etc . , . I made a joking comment like " Who drives it ? He has permission to be my best friend . " but after a little research it turns out that the guy who owns this BRZ is very notorious for totaling his vehicles when he gets tired of them . He has totaled I think 6 or 7 cars . He also doesn't know how to drive a manual yet Anybody notice that when someone states past tense that something was a good idea , it never actually was a good idea in the first place ? When you need to explain the title ... I heard someone say yolo because they didnt put their name on their homework Also apps that will show timetables . not a spoiler huh ... Want to watch the world burn yeah In early high school my mom gave me this " mystery " novel to read . She said that it was this really good murder mystery book and that I would love it . Well it had mystery but it also had a lot of sex and the murderer was like this freaky sexual bondage torturer . At the time , I had never done anything sexual and I couldn't figure out why she gave me that book to read * Hows it like * being a container ? are we talking high school years or adult years ? Look of disapproval is required ! " ... and if you play it right , you can get in her pants . " It's not a meme if I can't even read it . Strippers Mouth .... Yes ? Fair . Maybe someone else will try to waste their drugs again tonight , only to see this post and feel bad about themselves . Most people , huh ? i went and checked if you were who i thought you were .. yeah , you have enough karma . Dude , from your grandma ? Really ? Im sure they do . That's half the fun at reddit get togethers I hear . The drinking , not ballooning . Why did I read it " rapeface " hahaha .... no . 1:13 is all I could take . Christ . I believe I just spent an entire minute watching another man masturbate . Jolly rancher story Costumes and extra side missions are all they are . Be nice if they made episodic campaign ... But i want a sequel , so screw the episodic idea You should of a used bath salts ...... I wasn't making a point . I was asking a question . But you didn't answer it . Chuck Testa jokes ? This has been said before , while yes time works differently , you cant go back in time , Gaidal would still be a newly born kid due to the fact that when Birgitte talks about it with Nynaeve we would assume Gaidal was born in the weeks / month before and going to that moment in time ( in that time period basically ) . So Gaidal would still be a new born or a very , very young kid , but not several years old as some people ( the ones who think Olver is Gaidal [ a smiley changed your life ................... i do want . you just never reply Explain all the memes on r / Pok émon front page . A unicorn went to a seedy massage parlour ... No . There's something wrong with you . Did not expect this from Dildo_Ball_Baggins Coke's advertising strategies reflected values central to the Nationalist-Socialist society . Mac Mail Wait ... I live like 30 minutes from that church . And I live in sweden It's an MP5 with an extended barrel . Damn fart cans the fuck would you do that for in the first place Hello sir I dont know what to say to that you . must . never . go . there . Yeah I'm playing it now , it's hard . Sometimes I feel like the flip coin cheats > And all of reddit Where does all this semen go in a movie theatre ? Notices that this page is black writing on white background ... Ok ... I'll be the that guy ... Why the fuck did you invoke such a conversation with cleverbot ? Haha I said the same thing , but I deleted my comment when I realized this stat is only regarding the starting five . Ahhhgg ! Please fix the triforce Can't help but notice you still have all of your fingers ... People just want a handout . You signed the contract , pay for it like an honest person That women can't use logic ? Can't tell if talking about epic bowel movement , or embryo . So redditors , it looks like our servers our overwhelmed currently . But yeah , when we're up again , we could definitely do the look of disapproval . haha thanks . I just finished with all the stories that are posted as of now and its allready 50 pages long Well that escalated quickly You just came from the Kevin Smith AMA , didn't you ? That's what I thought too ! :) Upvote me . I upvoted you for your suspicious name .... " If everybody cums at the same time we'll drown in fluid . " Dat File Size Females including my sister ? I came to the comments to say exactly that . All my rage Shit you just need an nerd , a kid in a wheel chair , a guy in goggles and a dog and you've got the whole Burger King Kids Club going on , 5015 That's nice My text tone is the TARDIS too . It once went off and my friends asked if it was me breathing So far after playing all the maps I find Scrap Metal to be the biggest clusterfuck , and that was 32 - player TDM . Not sure how people play this bravo sefu esti tare de tot .. I am so glad this show got the recognition it deserves . I had started it midseason 3 and got all of my friends to watch it--I mean like sit there for 5 episodes in a row and watch it Nice try Perlini marketing team ... If someone comes to this sub for a ban is banning them bad The meme originated with her singing . His camping equipment looks cleaner than mine Did you * really * just use " ‽ " ... ? I see a KKK in your comment . Was expecting lame rant about junglers . Got something rather disturbing ... 512MB RAM Dafuq did I just read ... " Help me . I am in an emergency . Serious . " You'd be on the top of the world if it weren't for those pesky Bulgarians . Just wow ... Pixar did not make Bee Movie I was going to ask the same question , seriously I had a manager get a game out that late for me and scan it because they didn't have a tag on it .. it was priced for $ 20 more than a Wal-Mart in the next town . Asked why they weren't listed the same and he was like " We don't do competitive pricing with other stores , do you want it or not ? " Walk in fire places Ok , now this makes sense . I see how you could have made the mistake that these photos were tattoos . Well I bet that was more painful than my sore joints " Gas prices are too high ! " * likes to watch people drive in circles an waste gas * yeah UK media has integrity you see .... Yeeah it sure is . Yay for being 15 % through DaD I see what you did there ..... Are you me ? God forbid anyone continue to circulate this rumor and mar the pristine image we all have of Kim Kardashian . Damn man , that was so poorly timed . Look on the bright side though if you worked at Best Buy instead or even worse Walmart You're everything that's wrong with this site . dat comment section ... Stifled my laugh in class until i read the fact that he brokeded his nose . Its holocaust week In the theater ? Um .. what all those Bukkake Sobas are ? A giant poster of this album was plastered right behind me in my Englsh class this past semester . Poe was staring me down . Thanks , time to plan my thermal nuclear war . I see what you did there . Same here ... Not by the colloquial meaning . If you say " Here use my computer " and then hand them your iPhone , they'll look at you like Only took 8 hours Just had a sudden clarity clarence moment over this explanation . I've been on my high horse laughing over / making fun of cruddy-designed local rave flyers over the years ... but now o_o ( edit : but still also Ik hoop het niet I was going to post this as a joke . And his " yummy sweetcorn " IMO , part of the reason Americans lament our current political system , yet would completely shoot down any changes to it stems from the notion of American exceptionalism . Anything America does is " God-granted , " anything in the constitution was written by our infallible Founding Fathers . In short , a vast swath of Americans believe that America should not attempt to evolve from a system set in place ~ 250 years ago because there's no need for America to conform to global standards or to attempt making changes for the better . TIL : Europe thinks all Americans have a horde of spray cheese in their house and have never eaten real cheese . * Just * the monitor ? Give me a second , i opened my computer to windows update You know what ? I'm not even mad . We're playing a bit rubbish and that was a nice goal . Guess the team can pack their stuff and go home , why bother with the third match Confirmed true , yet my first post is - 7 votes By the beard of Zeus he derped when he should have herped . Opened that without paying attention . It's how he felt when he was at a [ 6 ] trying to get karma by copying the highest voted post in all of Reddit without people noticing I detest that saying . I'd put my meat in that chicken . I'm a girl . I read " in poo " I think I need to slow down when reading posts Sometimes I wonder if just putting said " What a douche ... You're not supposed to touch it I stared at it for a few minutes before I got it ... My wife got it instantly .... She is a keeper .... Yikes . That is one awful case of elephantiasis I know the OP is complaining , but I sort of felt this was beneath me even when in my structure class . I couldn't help but think " couldn't someone just write a program for this , using the points of reference and get a statistical best fit ? " She doesn't understand stairs go down too No big deal if your normal attire is a space suit Forgot what rimshot was for a second , but still clicked on it He seems to have a thing going on with his thing right there . … that ’ s not a very good idea . Remember the pedophile that did an AMA a short while ago ? He said that his fantasy scenario ( paraphrasing ) was a willing little girl . But in this case it worked , so what do I know Eventually found it . Had to navigate through a slew of pages to find it . Strange ... Are you fucking serious ... I read that as " slowly sliding in to Korra " . Who keeps cutting those goddamn onions ? ! I went digging into a pleasant childhood memory again . I should have known better than to meddle in the past . That's why I didn't make a separate link . Wait ... Yes , you're right . Took a good 10 minutes though THANK GOD I'M MALE ... He still did better then skarner I understand your " Generally Available " Okay , so it looks like I'll be getting the Chūgi . In my town , we refer to strippers as ' rippers ... we thought it was all fun and games until the town's baseball team was renamed the London Rippers Do it then . Draw a better Iroh with your dick and post it . Done it again Reddit . I officially hand in my resignation from the Internet to you . You guys are lucky ... Everybody at my school browses memebase , uses crappily constructed " meme comics " over Facebook , or follows " the unfortunate Brian guy , I think that's who it is " on Twitter . One guy in my Media class even browses 9gag ... Same with me but after my laugh , the picture triggered both my trypophobia and arachnaphobia . As stupid as that was ... the " brohoof " made me ... but you do know where she lives : C It pains me to see how ignorant most people still are about gays ... And not necessarily ignorant , also very hateful .... Link doesn't work for me I was just going to say that , dammit Memes are on Facebook , twitter , tumblr , and a lot of other websites . They probably aren't redditors and they wanted to use a meme that was created because of their show to advertise for that show . I don't want you as a bartender in my local bar . What if some kid went on fap and found the granny pr0n and it was his grandma in the video ? That David Tennant is no longer The Doctor . The Doctor is now an 12th grader with a bowtie and calls his time machine sexy . First time in farm area bruh ? Hehehe , well , all i gotta say is ..... don't do it My grandpa has nudes of french girls that he dated during WW2 . He decided to show them off when he was showing my bf his old WW2 pics I don't remember the name of it , but it was back in the food truck oasis area . They has this amazing burrito with hash browns and other veggies and meat but it was better than any of the regular repeat vendors . I WISH I COULD REMEMBER There isn't a font big enough or a bold bold enough to relay how much I'm " scientist and evolution has no evidence ... " That's worse than spoiling him why would you repost this ? The transit of venus was like , two weeks ago . I used to wait breakfast at a local caf é . One morning , a grotesquely overweight man with a dime-sized wart / boil on his chin came in and ordered an enormous breakfast . He told me stories about his time in juvenile detention and other various oddities while he waited . When I finally brought out his food , he exclaimed : " AH ! May the gods feast upon your liver ! " Yes . TwoX is a friggin ' Special Snowstorm lately . > Yeah ... I know some people that bought Reagan email adressess ... I love how OP has a terrifying user name and big heart . So incongruous ( At least , I hope ... Da fuq did I just read ? ? Why hello-oooooooh ... Kok Sa-Nga , the king kobra village in thailand , people are show fighting with cobras everyday , i guess this is their new recruit First read that as " Fleshlight Bong " . Instant I guess . Wolverine would be better . More slicing action . TIL New Mexico isn't in America . ಠ_ಠ To be fair , Mexico isn't in America either Indeed . Hilarious if she asked you to go to the bedroom and she went to another room . I'm told it was called " Hellcats . " that's what my mom told me when I was younger ... but did you turn on the radio for the emergency weather warning Do I sound like I subscribe to any mythology ... Seriously , they did this shit back when digg was popular . We know I'm really hoping this is a college problem . If not then how is the economy improving a they say . In theory , there are three terms used to describe a male dog these are dog , stud dog and sire . Some people use these names interchangeably ; however they do have their own specific and quite definite meanings . > > It's cool that you sicced your dogs on me . I'm totally not mad . I knew it was coming . yay ... the worst part of sonic ... immortalized . " He also has a personal ring-announcer , who does a lot more than announce ... " Well this just got weird . Yeah , they think everything is fake , or gay . what in the hell are you talking about son ? You give me Puppy Eyes ? I iuve you Reddit eyes ! I'm on a mac so i cant tell if this worked but Oh ... I would be scared that at night something would climb up . He also said he would be forever mackin wait ..... 28 % of the people are " pinterist " are dudes ? OAG ? Over Aged Girlfriend ? ..... If you almost broke up because of that I couldn't imagine what would happen if you left the toilet seat up No deadpool An * infinitesimally small percent * of phobias are treated medically . How do you treat Coulrophobia , or " fear of clowns " medically . I would love the opinion of a medical professional such as yourself . I landed in this with Of Monsters and Men - Little talks . And im Icelandic . I blame those that came after me . / s And they say blacks excel at * * every * * sport ... My dog only did that to me once ... once Why can't I stop watching this ? That needle image . I know who you are You see , it's funny because it's a joke about LeBron choking in the 4th quarter ... already reposting this from yesterday ? ? Oh you're one of those . Ok , I'll be that person . Batman , Robin , and Superman is DC and Spiderman is marvel . What about their shitty math / questionable conclusion ? 232 Media executives control the information diet of 277 million americans . That's 1 media exec to 850,000 subscribers . . gob.mx really makes our life hard doesn't it ? Would plain . html be too much to ask That kid is like 9 . And what the hell was that All of the reposts on ask reddit .. CEO of my mother . This makes things so much worse haha ! I'm at work tracking my package / vita just waiting . Should be here tonight and GR is gonna be my first game . Most likely gonna download since ups doesn't reach me til 9pm I would respond to that but my brain is full of " Just checking . There was a particularly abrasive tool on the bus yesterday that threatened to throw someone off the bus for not taking their backpack off , after also aggressively propositioning some ladies and yelling about chivalry . Also tried to re-arrange the lineup at the bus stop for no reason . I told my dad when we were driving home . He freaked for a second but then said to not worry about that and focus on my school work . yes thanks ive never had a wink throw anyone off before .. I don't know my own strength Anyone who cares even a little bit about Reddit karma . Karma whoring takes many forms , all of which are pathetic . Also , the Her BF here . I'm watching all of you . Have you heard of Wavey the bandit hunter ? Canada ? We are too classy for that . Just give that idiot who is yelling it the Okay , wait , I don't understand that at all . What can you do if a ref pushes you and you fall ? " on accident " A little back-story as well : my gf at the time and I were talking about phones randomly , when she told me that it takes 28 seconds to get to voicemail when my phone is off and 30 seconds when my phone is on . I was all like Me neither . I'm outta here . ┌ ( Yes you are and it will stay that way until the day you are set freeeee ಠಠಠಠಠ And they say the pope looks creepy Well the reddit meet-up made the news will edit with the right link once my phone allows me to copy OH DEAR GOD . I remember being in AWANA . They kept telling me it's ok in the heat of the moment . It's never ok . For example : That album title I was bald before I started IT .... Yeah , I thought that that research it mentioned on the use of Street View by burglars seemed interesting and important - but instead they talk about some cat This photo was taken from outside the shield ... puddin face . This is possibly my favorite cat picture of all time . All I can see is this face : Yes those were amazing . Tommy Le Jones really made my morning . I was down in Kyushu on the Western coast . When it rained during the rainy season in June they would go inside looking for shelter Jeez I suck . Only read the books twice through ... Why were you like Fuck yeah , murder ! I tried it , went to hidden wiki . Pedo chan ? ಠ_ಠ Babychan ? I said had .. TIL that Alien Blue can only play one YouTube Doubler video at a time Cake Day means the day you made your Reddit account . Your generic rehashed comment is missing a word . If you are going to rehash shit over and over at least take the time to type it out correctly . I guess I can understand it . You were giddy with circlejerky excitement that you , YOU were gonna get to be the one who said that in this thread . I hate this . The Transformers trilogy had a perfectly fine plot . Deep and meaningful , probably not , but it worked for the films . They were enjoyable . Get rid of this fucking circlejerk , reddit . It's a simple comment about the immature way the OP is presenting himself , dude . Don't get bent out of shape . One of our teammates works for some company and got our jerseys sponsored . The rest of the teams in our league have normal names like Hawks and Coyotes . That also explains our Penguins jerseys That's nice , but meanwhile you're the one trying to " police " things . I can agree with this . I was actually killed along with my buddy in the Zelenogorsk supermarket because somebody with a pistol happened to log in there . Not sure if trolling I had to sell my tix to this I just watched Apollo 18 , and now this .. Might wanna mark that NSFW As an avid / r / keto dieter ( down 50lbs ) , your dad's doctor made me Same thing happened to me once , except I woke up with my roommate's underwear on ... Any misuse of the word " jawns " ? Although , one girl in particular calls me ' Chrissy Bear ' Thanks mate . It's usually the punchline when irritating cuntfucks go through all the blatanty obvious ones . However , I did use - and dramatically fail - this one when trying to impress a friends female companion ( Wasn't chatting her up ): Her : ' So , what's your name ? ' Me : ' Monty ... or mon tae ma bit :D ' Her : ' Those hands look too human . Holy shit , I do the exact same thing ! Anytime I have to use either word ( which is fairly infrequent , which may be a part of the problem ) it's like I have a stroke mid-word as I correct myself .... usually ... .. all that running ? your boyfriend - Real classy What's weird is most women I browse choose the second answer . If it wasn't for Reddit I would never have learned about the cumbox . I'm not feeling John's ... I think , for pranking purposes , he could make it a heck lot more dirtier . Possibly something along the lines of hammer and hammering and BIG things hammering ... then I remember their ages and this is just fucking creepy now . Hmm .. Alright . But I'm not paying for anything if we go to church Damn him and all the money he donated to a good cause ! You are evil . Local thugs demand Rs 300 . Go to the police to report them , they take a Rs 350 bribe to protect you . if she smokes , she pokes . I've learned that the hard way " Excuse me ' * ma'am * ' but we do not tolerate such vulgarities here , " lucky son of a bitch .. Why Is the person in the white shirt so frozen Read it as " Miami Meat " You didn't stick your penis in there , did you ? There was a worse chapter somewhere in the series titled " The Death of ( character name ) " . don't give them anymore ideas . We're not doing that IAmA again The anti-Reddit circlejerk is strong in this one . Yup . Somehow they don't think anything of it . I mean come on , my balls even made a flapping sound how can you dismiss that shit ? ~ ~ Ha ha ha ha ha . Yeah , that's fucking funny . I am not saying you are ignorant , I am saying that you are ignoring that some people like to respect others when they lose by simply saying gg Looks as if he's trying to ... seduce someone Im pretty sure he DID use I was getting into the song then it came up with that I once played Counter Strike with my wall hack , big plays ... Neither are we Most yards in first two games is not a situational stat . None of what you mentioned is . Unless your going to classify the game itself a situation . Then they all are situational stats . Situational is when you break down the game into sections such as downs and distance or 2 minute offense or under pressure etc . Somebody's mad they have a QB that chokes . Thats what he's known for . Tony Romo choked again the same year Cam Newton set meaningless records . Yes but i am not a female dog . Yeah ... no one ... other than the 21,700 followers on twitter What annoys me is when you finally give up and look for a solution , and it turns out to be something you already tried but you combined things in the wrong order or clicked on the wrong pixel . Wow , honestly I don't know why in the world I said " download ' TO ' Facebook " I know I am not that stupid ... Careless mistake . they really didn't leave anything out Pretty much ... Damn whale eaters ! ლ ( Once , I woke up with a piece of bread in my hand , under my pillow . The strange part was we didn't have that kind of bread at home NO . Jaysus , the last time we played in France Yes , because obviously if someone owns an iPad , that's the only piece of technology they have capable of playing any games at all ... THAT'S A VERY UNDERAGE ASS YOU'RE LOOKING AT ! Kog was just helping Vayne adjust her outfit , right ? Right guys ? once again op is a huge scam ... ಠ_ಠ reddit ಠ_ಠ . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ No first off raining that day . second the user in there Infinite wisdom decides ohh well don't what to put my muddy boots on the carpet so they put them on top of the desk top tower ... ಠ_ಠ so the " oil " was mud that got into the case as was now leaking back out . ಠ_ಠ to the lol it seriously makes my work day suck ass while trying to figure out what's happening in this subreddit . Most of the mods were pretty nice about it , but the guy that could actually fix it was pretty much like " fuck em ... people shouldn't use IE anyway " I guess you're a bigger fan of those " real " zombie flicks ? Shooting bears for fun ? Yes , shampoo . Soap is dangerous , man ... What if it slips out of your hand and into your butt Beat me to it Skate boarding in Gucci's ? I think I just had an acid flash back when I clicked that link until it clamps down on your dick and pulls it in the wrong direction ... TwoX readers usually don't understand what I mean with * * drum * * solo , not guitar I also punched my sister in the face when she went to wake me up on holiday , I came downstairs perfectly normally when ... All was good until I read " smeared shit all over the walls " Never say " whatevs " about grammar . CDR ... hand numbered Improper use of Morgan FreeDman 4chan really enjoys being unhappy I guess , considering how many flashy tiers there have been since The logo is in the wrong place . I know that F1 has changed their safety rules / regulations after his death and I believe no one has died since . Unfortunately a legend had to die for them to make changes . I know what you mean ! I mention Senna at work and I get Since when is this WTF worthy ? What're you * DOING * with your cats ? There should be a rule in this subreddit about starting your title with anything even remotely close to the word UPDATE . Pretending to be a Bioware employee ... what did you expect ? I looked inside the card , he got run over i smoked with my " aunt " ( not quite an aunt but im cutting a long story short ) from argentina and she thought my green was bad . it was some super dank chemdawg expertly cured that stunk to high heaven and she told me good ganja isnt supposed to stink Those aren't words I think I am apt to take offense at the holding of a strange font-woman's thighs Especially since madden 2005 is #24 ... as if Github needed to create any more excuses for me to drink heavily My grandfather just spammed my entire family with an email showing what happens when you pee on the third rail of a railroad track . I opened it at work . DRM , excessive DRM . You know who you are . Stop it now A valiant effort . But ya , she knew what was up . Nothing says " Great Strawberry Flavor ! " quite like a hand lotion-covered dick .... Just like how OCP runs Detroit in Robocop neither does a dh with a shield but they can get class affixes on shields > . > . i've also gotten wd class affixes on 2h xbows Minus the alcohol ? Then you're doing it wrong . Germany would like to have a word with you Its a forgivable typo . I mean , N and Y are right next to each other on the keyboard Why exactly does that deserve a " One of the guys has a collection of 11 Purple Party Hat trolls in his POH . Where do you work ? At first I was all like but then I was like Better ban candy next , then . Because of my amazing customer service So this is why you shouldn't treat wild animals like fucking teddy bears ! They are wild , they will stomp and they will kill you . Man can be so ignorant as well as arrogant Why was the kid even there ? You people ? Ahhaha nice one , although I don't hang out with uneducated bogans very often ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You are everything that is wrong with America ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Kid : This was just asked Spanked like a misbehaving circus monkey . Pretty dumb move , but not as dumb as what it's going to cost the community financially for the arrest . I'm so glad this terror is off the streets ! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL BLUEBERRY FUCK ........ Stopped reading at " 3 main ways to guage your ears " Guage . Your . Ears . ( trombone waaaaah noise ) thats great ; i always have someone watch me while i shower You screen shot your victories Wrong ! Noah was 900 years old , it said so in the bible - so it's documented . Damn ... All I got was a NAM Are you fucking serious What the hell is it ? If you are asking the OP that , then you are asking about her little sister I have you tagged as " BLAGHAGRGAHALLEAHSBAGRGAHGSHEGALA " The Sims Does playing need for speed make you feel like breaking the law while you drive ? At first i was like 0-0 then i was like e . o then i was like With a penis ? What do * you * mean , " you people " ? what do you honestly expect in that line of work ? I wondered that myself . So I said fuck it and watched a few episodes . It started innocently enough ... And here I am , a year later , with ponies bouncing between neurons in my brain . Wine in a cognac glass ? SOON ..... seriously ... he's like a foot away ... really ? Have an upvote , for the sake of balance . And props to anyone who is putting his life on the line to serve his home country - many things in the US that are considered healthy patriotism there would be called fascism or nazi in Austria , where I live . We are still traumatized heavily enough that it's not OK to publicly state you love your homeland Well that name doesn't sound sinister at all ... lololololol you do realize I'm going to stalk every move you make on reddit from now on right ? TIL managers at Goodwill can be power-tripping assholes ... WTF it's Goodwill I'm pretty sure you could have gotten your point across without mentioning that they were black . Second response : No karma on self posts . Oh god I think I did this before with the fountains of water squirting up off the floor Same , FedEx guy didn't think I was 18 today though , for a wine delivery Larger market share . There are a lot of people in the North-East . I find I dislike most of them for being assholes ( as with anything , not all of them ) , and consequently their football teams . Pisses me off how much attention mediocre teams like Philadelphia and the New York Jets get , just because that's what people want to hear about . And the fucking Packers fans these days ... I rather sillily wrote that comment drunk in a pub . Mobile reddit too good WrestleMania II celebrity Joan Rivers is also scheduled to appear as a guest Is this some sort of a joke ? I'm guessing since after you downloaded it . Why is it called " cloud sword " on that blog ? From the sea ... Its hard buying a complete car . My 64 El Camino is stock except the engine ( I bet her face looked something like this : Water , Fruit juice and a Pepsi Max . Kevin Smith ? Retiring ? Civilian glitches already i liked the way you used ' ' I do actually . They are in my power . Thats a tuba " Is permitted to join in on threesomes " Nice try , FBI Amen ? ! People from Alabama believe in something besides the Devil ? ! Ah ..... we're rivals :) ...... I mean ...... I was respondng to the comment " Nice try , FBI So you're posting naked pictures of yourself to the Internet , and you don't expect people to message you asking for more ? Yeah , but Handbrake is reeeeeeaaaaal slow on my Mac . Is there any way to get it to work faster ( except getting a better computer ... ) ? Converting a Mad Men episode takes well over 2 hours , converting a movie just took my entire afternoon . are you serious ... yes , because you were an adolescent when reddit launched means everyone else must have been as well . Your self-centeredness is showing . Hmmm they forgot the self-hating frat queen stereotype the epitome of reddit , video posted in 2010 They weren't playing basketball were they It's the two-legged horse music ! ... You say , while instantly trusting something you heard somebody on reddit say . Thanks . I'm glad to hear there are other guys like me . I can't tell you the number of times I've been accused of being gay for not being turned on by homosexual behavior I was in a fight when I was about 14 once and they ripped my glasses off my face and threw them on the floor , and I just stared at them like : Jesus Christ ... you leave raw chicken sitting out overnight then eat it ? What . Your username I'm glad we could have a reasonable discussion without descending into insults and intransigence Yeah , taking pictures while doing 70 must be tuff ... I hope you're talking about the girl behind them on the right , or else Don't worry , it'll be even worse when the patch comes out and it goes down to ~ 5 % IAS . Yeah , why on earth is the government involved in agreements between adults . It makes no sense at all . At least yours is not 12 years old ... Wat ? > I'm glad we could have a reasonable discussion without descending into insults and intransigence Soooo i'm a pedophile ? Student = Job = I get to sleep as long as I sleep with my eyes open . 1TB HD is overkill Mine reminded me a couple of weeks ago Why have I been so dense to not realize there is a subreddit for this series How is this nsfw , I am dissapoint ... Try and tell him to shave Once when I was 13 I asked my mother to knock before entering . She gave me the > My nearest mosque is men only Relevant user name . There I was , sitting there with my earphones on listening to this peaceful kingdom hearts song called " Dearly Beloved " . I click the link and see I've been meaning to go to Trees several times now . It seems really cool . Is there typically a cover ? Or shows every night ? I only ask because I'm super frugal when it comes to social outings . I can't afford to run up impressive drinking tabs anymore . The irony . And golf courses everywhere . Yeah , it's not wtf ... Unless they have baby purtles or tigs Well fine , I hope you are proud of yourself . So you post a picture of your brother to prove ... ? The Internet just called him gay Faz acusado emocionalmente isso ? Are you fucking kidding me ? That was the question ? Oh wow ! I am glad I bought a VW I was once left a " tip " on the back of the receipt by a particularly large fellow , " Get bigger chairs " Thank you for that sir , your tip will really help me pay for my books this semester Imagining this : " Do you have a boyfriend ? " " No . " " ... Do you have a girlfriend ? " " Dear Godiva i hope this is real Yeah right . But not everyone is on the Interwebz all day and I was trying to help them out . But I forgot : This is reddit . Newton's laws of motion How's The Passion of the Christ * science * fiction ? ! second hand ? I think I was 11 or 12 ( only 16 now ) and my classmates would randomly start watching porn in class , using the fucking projector , and laugh histerically Your username contains my last name Not healthy Yeah ... From that point of view there's a rope that comes out of the water which penetrates the parasailor I'm gonna go with the latter . Get off my lawn As a developer that creates Facebook apps at work , oh my god I loathe the Javascript API . One minute it can be working fine , the next minute you get a JS parsing error in Facebook's all.js script and your application goes to shit . And it's pretty hard to have graceful degradation when the entire point of the app is to interact with Facebook's social plugins . What has been seen cannot be unseen Your username I NEVER understand people who think it's OK to bring their kids to a BAR ! Bars are for ADULTS to enjoy ALCOHOL to relax or hit on each other with shitty pick-up lines . Not , get-drunk-while-my-kid-rolls-all-over-the-place-because-I'm-too-lazy-to-get-a-damn-babysitter centers . Every time I've been in Walmart . - Notices the bed by his leg - Gnarly picture . That's my line I've never heard Forrest talk before , but he had me loling ! That picture where Anderson is like But matter is matter , and energy is energy ... And now ... Lion King Ft . Timon and Pumba The head of EA isn't in Montreal but in Redmond Shores ( EARS ) , the studio in Montreal is a big studio ... Just isn't the HQ unfortunately . ' Click to embiggen ' " Take that ! And that ! And that , and that , and that , and that , and that , and that ... Damn , need a new loaf . Unsliced , this time . Same with should've or should of ( honestly people ? ) your , you're , they're , there , their , etc . annoy me . Especially the fucked up contractions Jackie Chan sings own movie theme songs ? Yes . Jackie Chan popstar in Asia ? They better not be dead i game 82H a week .... Yes , because people with a mouth full of dicks enunciate better Oh , my bad . I messaged the mods . And I got a reply that said No . It didn't even make sense I said how do I get flair and he said no Wait a minute , honeydew ? Seriously ? Or books . I made the mistake of purchasing ( thankfully only two ) books through Google Books and then moved to a new country . I now get a friendly " Sorry , Google Books is not yet available in your country " when I try to read them . Sometimes when I sit down , it starts playing music . No IP Yet men will still be stereotyped with being forgetful . Alright i'm going to sleep . Don't you guys do anything until I get back in 16 hours . Unless it's and not on blu-ray ? [ * Its funny * * * because he's too holy a Prophet for his likeness to be captured , but I feel le need to take it a step further and call for punishment of doing so beyond just a couple That's because no one has put another on the barbie ... Check the sidebar " something complicated like Diablo or Skyrim " In my corner of the world , meth is called crack because people smoke it with crack pipes That's not SAP . That's just ... Weird Photoshop on a 13 inch screen ? As a fellow Oklahoman , I can attest to this . The town closest to me has eleven churches . Most of them are within a block or so of each other . The town is home to less than three thousand people . Got me too Putting one extra " o " into the URL redirects you to zombocom ... Why isn't this on Android yet ? Upvote for first part . Good advice . Downvote for tanning recommendation . Gabi quit down voting it is funny . My next door neighbors walk in unbidden whenever they please . Seems like someone who should find their car keyed often For some reason I'm actually not at all interested in reading the rest of his profile ... Sorry , not even remotely true I completely agree with you on The Devil Inside . The guy who made that trailer deserves an award for making it look even remotely viewable . I work in a cinema in the UK , and opening night it sold out in a screen that holds ~ 600 people , at least 100 of those people came out demanding their money back . Probably one of the most stressful moments of my life . I actually saw the film myself when it quietened down a bit from the hype , and it was appallingly bad . I met a guy with a hand deformity once . I called him pterodactyl and we are not friends . But not the beastiality and torture video parts ? As a Tim ... Then they grew up .. yeah , that sounds feasible by every monk . Well it's true . Mon dieu . A 9gag joke . Seriously you had no better insult He was never a superstar God I hope not , I'm sick of this trend where they kill every character I care about yet another reason to hate teemo At first i was like , NUH UH , then i was like .............................. Ok , who downvoted all the posts ? Did you really just suggest taking the bus instead of a five minute walk ? One time I was on acid and my friend pulled out a potato chip and was like " LOOK ! ! " and I just had a laugh and ate it right up . Everyone was like I'll never understand why people all gay guys meet the stereotype . It frustrates me . I've been told I'm to straight to be gay . It makes no sense . I like guys and I act like a guy . Ugh it's infuriating ! What the fuck is wrong with you . > mfw op is talking about his mother I don't think OP was pretending … Why the fuck did i just laugh at that Everything you say has been the opposite of reality I need to leave this post . Right fucking now . This is making me wayyy too paranoid . He's only been a user for one day Rant : You know what I hate ? When I tell others I live in Minnesota , and they go " Oh , isn't that in the Midwest ? " me too .. ! oh .. wait .. nevermind It is ! And the sources of those myths are just heart-breaking , sometimes ... I've had people flat-out tell me that I'm wrong because something I've told them hasn't matched up with what they saw in * Blackadder Goes Forth * Seems kinda suspicous to me . I thought you were giving up cheeseburgers Randy ! 20 minute log in queue time . YOLO ...... I'll show myself out I have played Dota 2 ... Yes , because hating child molestation is no more deep-seated than when people post comments about girls sticking out their lips in photos . Aha good ol ' town of Bakersfield was 106 today . Going to be like this all summer ..... Ah , so you encountered a group of people who did a particular thing in a fashion you don't like and decided to tar everyone who does something that's even slightly like that thing by the same brush ? Sounds fair . Wait what ? No , I did not feel it that way . This is just a comic film , nothing too serious . You must not analyze it under a political angle " World wide web " has three syllables . " WWW " has six . ... is listed under COMEDY . When words fail , I'm fine with that , but your DADS hairbrush ? Which explains why you look extremely familiar ..... Those Bitches Something similar happened to me , except instead of kids , it was the government that said I was dead . I had to prove to the government that I was still alive . ಠ_ಠ just ... just ... I not even sure if it's real ... how ... j-just how can you be so stupid Well seeing as the said earlier that they wanted to make it more accessible I am more inclined to say A , it's a horror game they aren't suppose to appeal to a broad audience ACCIDENTLY CAPSLOCK ! ! .... stop it The most diamonds I've had at one time is 123 . Are you kidding me with this ? There is more to this part of the story than can be discussed in polite conversation . Flot at Yousee melder ud at de hellere vil blive ved med at malke forbrugerne og så vente med en flatrate tjeneste til senere på året How can people stop caring about their iDevices Congrats ! I've got three more to go myself ... Got a warrior at 61 , shaman at 55 , and warlock at 36 . Alas , thanks to Diablo , I doubt I'll be getting all of them up before MoP ... but I don't mind too much , because I can't think of a better way to ruin all the new leveling content for myself than by doing it 10 times in a row I'm guessing that whoever downvoted you did so because your wording is retarded . Of course you're not the only one who has his sound enabled while playing . That's exactly what I thought .... There's Annie but they leave out Kat and Irelia Yeah I can't even listen to Bob Dylan on YouTube anymore How are they babies when they have breasts like that ? Kakashi didn't die . " Todo por la guerra de Calder ón ... " wait this one is mostly because of citizen's stupidity " This article appears to contradict another article . " Why did I look for that ? OSHA's face right now : No , your name is Vassko 77 not sure why you are getting downvoted . Probably has something to do with vlads being core on PL ... trust me they do except for the 4 year release schedule 2 FBI Agents named Johnson ? I agree , that place sucks . Few days ago I was playing around with an Asari Vanguard spec'd for some stasis sniping with a Carnifex . I start searching and after a few moments am dropped into a lobby . I have barely enough time to see that it's a full four player Silver lobby before the game tells me I've been vote-kicked by the three of them . TL ;D R : " Yeah , I had to break up with him because he didn't know the difference between to and too . " Yeah , I don't think so . am i the only one who thinks that Ahri is the hottest of them all ? My name is not Nurdahl . Saw this on " Thousand Ways to Die " before reddit . Endless 8 Would've been funnier if it was actually a gif . Why is this a thing Gabe knows " Found ? " Hmmm .... Parental radar ... That's hopeful . Although a few nights ago , he rolled towards me . Grabbed my body pillow with both hands and yanked it from between my legs then rolled over with it .... Even when I said " hey ! Really ! ! " . He totally didn't wake up . In the morning he was confused as to why he had my pillow ... > I've been vote-kicked by the three of them . Awful lot of misogyny up in this thread and Peter liberated a stock photo without even shopping out the watermark people are lying ? ON THE INTERNET ? ! I have almost the same glass table ... mine has a metal frame Ok , let's see the final score Christians : 3 Atheists : 1 ... Not when all of your accounts are on your phone That sounds awesome to me foot work ಠ_ಠ , Why didn't you videotape it , I am disaproving you for not videotaping it . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Aliens , people are asking me to kill myself so please come kill them and me ! The nike sign on his shoe is pink I'm gonna say the submitter , braeson , made this app , otherwise who the fuck would figure that out , or even sit down and try ? I'm imagining some sort of " Get off my land ! " message everytime someone enters your property Glenn Whelan You actually like AZ ? I've been here my whole life and I can't stand the heat I highly dislike using public restrooms , so I kinda feel where you're coming from . The other day my mom asked me to put this book on her Kindle . nah it's cool I whip my hair back and forth . Just whip it . Whip it real good . You may have ? do not like the tone of your post > Which was in response to the troll thread . It'll probably be ok . I'll get some severance and a few weeks off and hopefully a new job before the end of summer , but certainly took the wind out of my sails . AND they asked me to stay and work 2 weeks after they told me ... that's what really gets the Lol but I thought they hated Christians and that kind of statement / logic Genius or Penius ? Someone knows about this subreddit ? How ? Creeper Good for bluegrass , eh ? And a mere 18 months after that , we'll start the cycle all over again for 2016 . So you want him to loot an HE round that takes up 6 slots over rounds for a gun he actually has ? dafuq I'm feeling that too . All the good recommendations like Ninite , Windirstat , and fences are all at the bottom while the obvious stuff is sitting on top . Guys , I was joking . That's kind of ironic , that my exact build ... Mine does this too . But she likes to claw and bite at the controller when I use them How Does that get you a point ? This shows absolutely no Evidence of God NOT existing . These points are only given to those who have made a point in there own beliefs . All I see here is that you Tricked some person into publishing a Book about Christianity with a lesbian on the Front , that nobody could even tell unless they were told about it ... Which part wasn't in English ... Almost 15,000 views , yet only almost 700 uptokes . I'm not going to lie , that's super annoying . The worst is when you tell a friend , " Hey , you should check out this song called " We Are Young " by this awesome band called fun . ! " and they're like " Hmmm , what ? Okay , sure . Whatever . " And then three months later they're like , " Have you heard " We Are Young " by fun . ? It's like the most amazing song ever ! " and I'm just like Ultimate reddit party foul , put a fucking spoiler tag on that shit . haha cool :) I probably don't even have postage though " Rioted after losing in the Stanley Cup Finals " How did you do this ? I literally had like 40 on my list ಠ_ಠ Witness as the post -9/11 generation learns to post on the Internet . He said he didn't like maple syrup ! ! We got it all on tape . He'll pay ! Correction nickelback took that title Yeah ... TIR's the sad fuck here . Totally . Scumbag Serial Killer : Casually posts comments on Reddit using his victim's account Yeah , Americans test other people's mortality . Not our own What the fuck ? Did I read ? Leg hair usually doesn't get that long , even for men . Usually . How am I the one with love for him ... when I'm about the only person on circle-jerky Reddit * criticizing * him ? Some serious debauchery in Brazil that led to your username ? Insertion sort Unlayered hair is the greatest sin of all . $ 18 - $ 22 + tax in Honolulu , HI ! Also why I've never had one . Are you OP of this ? Because in other posts , you mention being gay . And in this one , it mentions " My wife . " You're right . If he made every shot he'd be better . Did .... you just white knight for a member of the WBC ? Just gave me goosebumps I hate you because you can build better than me , hell thats better than any captain sparklez thing ive ever seen , you deserve a medal . As a bassist ; thanks . yes . my " friend " does these things on my worlds called " lava penises " . he goes 64 blocks up , empties a bucket of lava , and falls on my house and burns everything . When I was 4-6 years old ( I can't remember ) I was * molested * by my baby sitter . I can still remember I was sitting on top of her and she was sucking my small dick . Sometimes we were even making out Then a year ago I learned that she's actually my second cousin You said hella ... Imagine what the guy was saying as he was getting spanked * Funny * is an understatement here ... ' Jon Stewart is a hack for the Obama administration ' The Big Lebowski ? Really ? You * * really * * like your porn . You missed the pony This is a sign from the city I live in . Ja , der Strom ist sehr teuer geworden ! You forgot to underline " methamphetamine use " and " * thyroid storm * " Ignorant child Prometheus . I wish ! Still nothing . Birth mother said it should be soon . I'm going to go play on next doors trampoline for an hour Așa mă , insinueaz ă că - s alcoolic , doar pentru că știu cum le cheam ă pe fetele de la bar Past . You forgot the " Wow , god Black pantyhose I just thought it was an ad for Central Desks ... I'm pretty sure it was 6 hours ... Well shit , I live right down the road . Lovely . No regrets . Life condoms are expensive . Ohhh , really ? A guy lied about looking at porn on the internet ? SPOILER ALL [ 5 books in - still not winter I would really like to know the answer to this too How could anyone fap to something they wouldn't enjoy ? I'll graduate with 26 years old So , basically look the for the sweet-spot for damage / % life-leech ? Fun times . Well , I never really like my DH anyway What I've just seen ? Not sure if african warlord or white kid from the suburbs looking for friends on Reddit Not sure if novelty account or zealot ... YOUR MOVE ANN .... Well , yes My grandmother's name is Lisa This just made my morning . Why would you bury one of these things 100 meters into the ground ? Yeah seriously , so much better vibes here than any other subreddit ( except maybe / r / mylittlepony ) . / r / drugs is a COMPLETELY different story though . ... " pathetic Japs " ? Sounds like someone who'd be fun to live with You both meant You didn't think this would be a spoiler ? Seven-day clock — frame with eight sides Unlike those other poor MPs who have to shovel by hand . I read that as pubes Ein guter Freund von mit hat noch dsl 356k Anzeige erstatten und gut ist ! Nur so kommt man den Brüdern auf die Schliche > edit : I guess you need something actually plugged into an interface for it to be pingable . Yep ... Sure am glad I got that Masters degree . The best one was half off tea bags to all LSU fans after the national championship Your * * zeal * * paladin was named * * McHammer * * ? If you stopped rubbing meat on the windows this wouldn't happen What the fuck did I just read ? > You mean your BIRTHDAY ? In the first picture , the lady on the left looks photoshoped . To make things worse , the lady above her looks photoshopped too , and strangely similar I'd rather not think about it Dude ... Whenever I travel from my mom's to my dad's , my brother and I are always caring our gig bags with us . I have a electric guitar and he has a bass . And we always get the strangest looks from people . Never get stopped , but the oddest looks . And I'd it's a long wait at the gate , I'll take it out and start playing . No one can here me , but everyone insists on watching . On the inside , I'm just like I know how you feel , I was burgled on Christmas 3 years while at a friends house . Fucking christmas . You forgot Wingsofdeathx You are so getting screwed . ಠ_ಠ They're called " books " those just happen to have green binding ... here , have another : cafepress.com has some cool HIMYM related stuff . ( sorry , if that's not hyperlinked That was a half hour long Good to know . I found the description on some random Web page . It is hard for me to google " My friend was bragging on how he spent 7 bucks on ONE card , I Impossible because , barrels . They were ... Dammit , Jim . we talked about this . Literally explained directly below your comment ... Just a thought , aren't doctors and modern medicine answers to previous prayers from other people some time ago , so god already answered his prayers ( like people say " god works in mysterious ways " ) the ability for him to have the surgery is god's answer so stop praying and get the surgery Except my point obviously was that I was He made it to the front page , apparently it's what the people want ... You put it in there . She works with her hands . We chose the mystery box First thing I saw was Harrison Ford ... I'm sorry . Good try officer . That's an expensive sale , what that an impulse buy thing ? I would never would buy something than expensive on a whim . Third world problem ? Try sending them images of blue waffles . Yeah . I was super annoyed that they decided " magically release tickets " because people asked for it . Theyre not famous to my generation .. And i'm almost 40 .. So ....... Not if you * * burn your fingertips off * * . With their return policy it's hard to tell if that's true . I found a seed today with a one-building only " village " , can villagers multiply by themselves if provided with houses ? Just curious . And it looks awesome btw , can you post pics of the inside ( s ) of the buildings ? Because I may use them for schematics for houses I'll build if villagers can multiply My dads name is John and his last name is Horst Really ? Your parents wouldn't listen to you ? Well , you're no fun Time to vacuum ? Okay so no one else noticed how dilated her pupils are ? Ah technology . Kid me would have never believed adult me if I told them I'd see HD Picards on my phone one day . It would look perfect if not for the bubble in the middle of my screen . I had the " new guy " at the Verizon store . I could have put the screen protector on better myself I was $ 5 says she ends up with Chance . Happily ever after ... " gimme Dat wHOLE " PG Porn . Requires Age Verification . the evil genius in me loves this . The rest , well ... This guy needs Jesus . I cannot Oh . Okay , I take my " Wtf . Try reporting this to r / wicked_edge , some of those guys will have the edge on your GF when it comes to bathroom clutter ! Dat link Because it's the inerrant word of God , except when it errs . Are you sure they weren't perhaps , ya'know ... joking ? Or is being sarcastic only something people on Reddit can do ... HOLY COW I JUST NOW GOT THIS JOKE ! ... I'm slow ... Yeah , all the good players just choose the same race .. Ich bin im AppStore daraus aufmerksam geworden Our government has already started updating out network . Unfortunately my area is about three years away from an upgrade Cocaine is schedule II drug , Marijuana isn't Careful son , that's very close to being somewhat interesting . Your next post better be much milder Mixed feelings ... Mac ... but bunny ... My sisters just lent me this book . Worth reading ? She swore it wasn't * that * graphic ... it sounds graphic Isn't this post ironic considering OP's username ? Same . It really sucks when I go out for a meal with my non-Asian friends and when it comes time to split the bill , all eyes are on me build : muscular ? Hei ß ? Wo bist du ? Hier regnet es geschmeidige 17 grad Very god vintage Nylon Da kannst du nicht mal Webseiten ansehen So war , so war For what reason did you click on it Purple shoes ? Gone mild is winning over / GW This happened to me the other day . I bought a fucking case . There was no game inside Apparently , no black people like Andy Brown Then you shouldn't have typed ' Lol . ' If I were a girl I could just claim * every * male I hate tried raping me So he probably could have been even better than he was . Funny how you say that when you just posted your kiln cape " achievement " the solution ? MOAR DUCT TAPES . Meme faces in Deus Ex : Human Revolution . So far I've found Forever Alone and I went to get my dog out of my parents room one night and they were having sex No you're not the only one Did you really just post this again ? Bee watched BIG ASSES ! ! ! ! - BEST BOOT ... on Socialcam . on her facebook How old is she Yes ... They should had Hahaha my reaction as well . " Oh this guy ! ... Oh and THIS guy ... * oh dear god * I rented star wars : tfu for the wii from blockbuster once and they gave me the ps3 disc . You had to go and remind him , didn't you ... I laughed more at this comment then I did the photo . There also touting carrier unlocks on most of the UK networks which isn't possible either . this is because he doesn't start wrecking faces until 6 what the actual fuck ? baking is a form of cooking It's all ... part of a plan ... In response to a post about people using the term " paleo nazi " , DerFuhrersStache comments ... I was ridin the gravy train with biscuit wheels ! Then came the playoffs . Packers fan here ... health robots ? If a girl is getting her clit rubbed while riding a horse , she is doing it very much on purpose . You have to be riding seriously incorrectly for this to be happening . What's worse is that I've seen Wizards and DH's complaining about their damage going from 90k to 80k ....... Monk here , I went from 16k to 14k . What in the world ... he drank .... She's the one who sounds spoiled and childish . Really , clog your family's toilet once a week because you refuse to change a pointless , wasteful habit ? It's my garage . Diablo II I hope you don't mean that literraly . yeah for when you wanna shit and masturbate at the same moment Maybe your friend is hung like a horse . that's some good proof What has the Internet done to us ! That last sentence : Claims clock tells me the time with words , still have to read them myself Yo lo vi ya que acabo , y el audio estaba desfasado y se brinco ciertas partes . Y ese cursor Why is it acceptable to hit children as a form of discipline ? Do that to a grown person who has the physical capability to defend themselves and you go to jail for at least a few months . Children ? They deserve it . I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to have sex with this car . True . But you know what I meant . Who said I would share my slices ! ? Lost to MVPMonster on ladder , he just bought a new NA account and was laddering in diamond . Roach busted me I'm constantly restocking there and I've never seen that many MPs at once . This was on tosh . 0 THEN WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY , GODDAMINT ? Check your math . Dude , not cool . He has emphysema 10 % are straight parents Sony consider themselves 100 % heterosexual .. Wtf am I looking at i'm sure she walked there to sit down , i don't see a scooter . and yeah i probably would defend some addicted to crack depending on the circumstances . not making fun of people isn't a bad thing . This post is exhausting . You are asking to much of me . How do these people go to college ? WTF ! Was die möchten interessiert doch keinen Hier gehts doch nur um das Geld So banging a zombie is more ethical than banging a mermaid ? I'm studying in Manchester You're post is basically just re-stating what I already pointed out as a logical fallacy in your behalf . When you're commenting do you see the thing between cancel and submit ? The arrow pointing down ? Tap it . Now it says in response to and your reply . Hit in response to do you can read my comment again . Slide that top bar to the left . Your finger will go to the right . Now it says more image and > Because clearly if it isn't expensive , it isn't done right . Watch Apollo 18 . Fucking moon spiders . You touch unsuspecting sleeping girls IRL ? So this is where vehicles go . cum box How can we know that we're alive and not already dead and in the afterlife ? That is by far , the most awkward and disturbing story I have read on the internet about a cat before . I think that is called fraud . " That does rather * * beg the question * * of what a good Christian " Well someone has to fund servers that work while inverted .... that and censoring all the good stuff out of the games Except for that last part obviously . I'm still looking . I read the ebook awhile ago and just ordered the softcover . Woke up feeling like this , still feel like this . But you can have an upvote , it's not your fault I'm in a rotten mood . OR iS IT . Two that you * know * about . Who knows how many there really are ... Fine , you got me . God , me too . I was listening to it with my mom , and she was like , " You know that's about his penis , right ? " The latest firefox does much better with memory , but I keep going back to chrome . I hate my self . You can't handle the truth Fuck ! ! ! I missed this shit . My wife told me it was on and I said nah I'm just gonna get baked and check out reddit . Now she is watching real housewives of Vancouver ....... Yes . You'd probably go insane before you earn a considerable amount of money . Either this is a note to self , or an elaborate scheme to end up on the front page . Up voted . I'm from SWVA How did you know she was playing pokemon ? That has happened to me many many times … And there's no fucking good Water type that early on the game . Gyarados would be a option but the only Water move it learns is Hydro Pump . No , abortion is not directed at any specific ethnicity . Some people just ... " or secretly stroked my son's penis . " Cut her pretty face . Why the fuck would you do that ? Sounds about right ... or fap . Exactly . Why ? HEY-OOOooo ... I mean , er , shame on you . Bad . On a different note , you just know there's some weirdo out there that will get off to this picture . Gagging while drinking soda is PAINFUL . Any luck ? Same ! lol Don't you have a town to mayor ? " Decided to take the time to write to you personally " When all he has to do is fill in a few blanks ..... I call bs on the big Mac part So what exactly was stolen ? , and by whom ? . No damn it , it's saliva / other from overdosing God you're annoying Child marriage ? Old rich people sex . How does one capitalize when talking ? Noticed menu and characters .... Blue square ... dude ... we have spoilers for a reason ! ! 1 You have no right to argue with her . It is HER mother . At least try not to be a dick It gets worse than that because the Quran mentions that the inhabitants of heaven would take revenge and enjoy the suffering of the people in hell GUYS TOO ! AND CHILDREN ! * * * Oh my God your mom does totally normal mom things , how crazy is that ? ? ? I'm sorry about your school , but your name DOES seem awfully appropriate Ich halte davon überhaupt nicht , schlimm schlimm das Gegr öle - die Fähnchen liegen nach dem Spiel meistens am Stra ßenrand , mich wundert es nur das der TÜV so etwas zul äßt ! > Neither is green energy or high speed rail . Beats headphones because Mexico is too poor to buy Nutty Bars . I've seen most of the episodes , my dad has all of them on various homemade tapes . Some of them hide though If beetling saw this post he'd post the link to iJailbreak again ... You pre-ground your coffee ? Yay ! A spoiler in the title .. * * DEMO * * My hole is open ? The West Coast is not one state . Same for me . Friends actually deny that i work somewhere and swear i go to some kind of grown-man-kindergarten . And it is almost true . But there are always things to complain about . Last Friday the company-paid beer was warm because no one put it in the fridge Well , on the bright side of giving an older stranger a blowjob , at least you passed with flying colors ? If my Dad was on Reddit , this would be his response : I have three supervisors ; one works , one bosses people around between gossiping with the girls in the HR office , and one does arts and crafts all day ( construction paper , glue , glitter ) . We're a staffing agency . I'd be a bit concerned that your dad is trying to get you to hit on 12 year olds ... Sounds like he tipped himself out . What is the significance of the number 88 ? But yeah ... Nazi industrial is never the right industrial . I'm at the casino wearing my Eagles jersey after we had just lost our playoff game a few days ago . Everyone keeps telling me , " Donovan McNabb is here ! " I assume he's in the high stakes area , but no dice . I give up and start playing blackjack when he taps my shoulder from behind and says , " Keep reppin ' us man , we'll get there next year ! " I shit bricks . That next year he was on the Redskins . And when the mash-up meme is created , I will blame you , sir . I will blame you . Guess this tank doesn't get assaulted ( Pun * Death stare * Didn't know this was a repost . Also , don't think it's funny ; at all . Not worth 2000 karma Not sure if anti-pom or anti-porn . So she's dead in a ditch and she's calling you .... Watch out everyone , we've got a professional art critic over here . This guy knows what he's talking about . How wrong was I to think I had some artistic ability . Clearly because this guy fails to see it , it's not art . I've been accumulating these for years and they come mostly from tumblr lurkings . Although a small few have come from r / gaymers , so * some * overlap wouldn't be surprising . Before you lead a false witch hunt against me ( on my cakeday Got it on your left . Redonne moi mon surnom ! I did * not * have hysterical relations with that comic ! Fuck people walking side by side on the bike path . Seriously As in for treatment of ADHD and narcolepsy ? Look at you , making an e-diagnosis from a TL ;D R post . Not to be all P . C . and all , but isn't that racial profiling ? No pokemon wrapping paper ? I'm pretty sure my bike is set to sissy gear Does this get reported like every other month or something ? ! Wat ? I made the mistake of following 800 people , so now I must spend an hour unfollowing everyone that just posts " Wow , I just got 500 followers in 10 minutes ! Just follow @DerpAHerp " I constantly clip my nails too . I have a nasty habit of chewing on my nails in such a manner that it pseudo-elongates the nail , so that when I'm done chewing , the just clipped nails look like they've grown several millimeters . Do the Yes CGI mountains look better than real mountains No wonder it was terminated , it's a fully developed head with hair in an eggshell At first I How frightened I was when my penis was purple ... Same thing with my mom ( she's Chinese ) about the bruises , except she'd use Neosporin instead . When I was in elementary school , I went to the nurse for a bruise on my leg and asked if they could put Neosporin on it . The nurse looked at me like I was crazy and told me that antibiotic ointment can't possibly heal a bruise . She told me to tell my mom that , and I did . Of course , she still didn't believe me even after reading the label on the tube It was even worse on the GNexus . Miss the spacebar and go home . New Haven No . I will not be an accessory to whatever you are planning I shall never look at meatloaf the same way again . That's the worst logic I have seen yet . Report her to HR , get her fired . God damn anyone that thinks sleepy in the morning = crack head is not ready to be a part of society A weak troll ? I tried talking sensible a while back . It's the pure fanaticism that had me abandon any manners . You guys are plain retarded . Ever since this fight this sub reddit has been garbage . No perspective on this fight but the whining about how your god was robbed . And how Bradley didn't even come close . Anything contrary to the PAC fan boys arguments gets downvoted . You would friend zone yourself Wow .. I made a link for how to fix this 3 days ago and it got down voted ( by trolls i assume ) to oblivion .. What an asshole ! Ist schon ne geile Seite Da könnten sie Merkel und diverse Politiker mit dazunehmen I confess , let the Internet police arrest me . Also ich würde noch mal so richtig geilen Sex machen 😄 😄 It's making a duckface for the camera . I was wondering about that as well , algal tampons i want , show me Poor editing at 1:51 ... an exchange of pistol fire followed by a fade in of 7.62 casings hitting the ground . I saw some body on that show " hoarders " with the same outlook ... it didn't turn out the best More importantly ... why do you have Newsstand and Game Center on your home screen ? Yes ... Wat . So when one commits a crime they both go to jail ? I hear they are licensed to perform marriage ceremonies there ... You * think * they take you seriously , but really they are just doing it to make you seem normal ... what a disturbing thought ... I was under the impression that girls dont poop The fact that people have to be reminded of that ... Calm down you two ಠ I hope you are trolling us .... If not , When I close doors , they always have to be cracked at exactly the length of my middle finger , no exceptions . There are no amount of I'm not sure you understand what " TL ;D R " is ... I can already see sponsor companies wanting to cover the terrain with ads with this new feature I read this opposite and thought " 28-15 = ... What the hell did I just watch I had to check again to see if there was any facial hair , That happened once . Well someone has got some explaining to do . Is that Miguel Relvas by Figo ? None at all I'm in my last year of highschool Apparently starting the convo " do you know what sun downers are ? " is enough to get a Why do you know this ? Throws awesome pool party ... run out of guacamole He never does . why is there ice cream ... in the fridge Then you should have money saved ahead of time , including enough to leave a tip . On your knees , according to the research Yeah , I wasn't aware animals could give consent ... I can only imagine how many mosquitoes live in your backyard Upstate NY by chance ? I think I fucked your teacher If only you realised how awful the Northern Irish accent is compared to a proper Irish accent . Paws or GTFO ... a most literal name Get back here and fix Dat link He had one foot off the ground and was turning on Durant's . I like this picture , but my friend thought the book looked like a huge penis This whole thread is making me The vertebrae are in the wrong place ! Cervicals should only be in the neck , the thoracics should not be in the the lumbar region and the lumbar vertebrae shouldn't go past the pelvis ! Never heard that before " does this mean we're together " I'm sorta wondering this too ... The kid still wears diapers ? You can see a turd in them . was like , " hmm , i should at least see what the price is " ... then Dear god this is complicated . They didn't patent the gesture . Yes . Just let it happen It used to be , a few versions back ... Any Post brand cereal . Found a dead spider in a box of my sugar puffs one day Did he When I saw it Heh . I can relate to that . I remember the first ( and last not sure if nsfw I don't even know ... RT news . ಠ_ಠ really your using this as a viable source ! ? The number of upvotes on each question would most likely correlate to how many thousands of dollars he'd sue each of us for . Ha ha ha , yeah , I was literally staring at my screen -> I read 18 months as 18 years and then read the " trying her best to talk " thing and went The top one looks like penises with eyes . i wonder what Toxic Mundo . No one showed up ? He still wants to get kred for his effort ... yeah .. it could have been a great day until you said Hitler in a thread about Austria > i wonder what I just picked up Butthole Surfers first record " psychic ... powerless ... another mans sac " and the label on the vinyl says 69RPM . I disregarded it ... but now after seeing this ... Sure , jump straight to hitler . With facebook and itunes running ... I would've never guessed you were a programmer ... It does when they are eleven Shameless indeed Op : Lava lamp or weird dildo ? Was going to say just this . OP's wife is in a jealous rage & he goes to a woman's house to escape ? Not the smartest thing to do , OP , even if she is * * just * * a good friend . You also stated you spent the night at the friend's house . I believe this was done by famous graffiti artist Banksy .... Not sure what it's doing in / r / wtf .... Very much so . That's kind of gross , dude . Redditor and a Boardie ? * My * first word was " Shit , " and I shouted it in * church . * My 18yo brother in law got a tattoo of a little hand doing the shocker on his arm and yells " YOLO ! " everytime he shows it off ... Made in China . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I never knew about that tab ! This is great ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ too bad I need pro to add an image ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You were " really mad " they didn't have the free shirt you wanted ? I have it set to manual on two different computers and the service still runs . There aren't even startup entries for it , it's * just there * . I was Really guys , this is the number 1 up voted post ? Should at least be no 2 And I mean * anything * . Where are you getting your cheeseburgers ? ! Took you that long to finish huh * She . . . Went looking for Locke , Hobbes , etc . Found Stephanie Meyer . Is that meant to be what it's a re-post of ? ? That's just a dodgy Snorlax wih squiggles ... a new religion , atheism . Yea don't be stupid you can just go at night time Whadaya * think * we are , some kind o ' * queerosexuals * or sumthin ' ? * * YOU HEARD WRONG * * Marge catches Bart and Lisa " wrestling " Light green on white . I love what I'm seeing but is his gimmick suppose to be a pedophile ! ? This was said during the valedictorian's commencement speech to my sister's private high school . yes ... because having the ability to easily control the camera is going to turn the 3ds into a console full of ports & fps'es Nah , I wasn't asking if it's legit , i'm adding it to the list of legit sites . There's already a ton of stupid out here . Lets let them build it to prevent them from multiplying Durning e3 they said that they were not interested in 3ds variants but developing the next portable system ... I had to go check this , and it's true . Nintendo at e3 said nope for new 3ds multiple times . Then bam they throw this out there I wonder why ... Well I was just joking Or else ? Really ? awesome ! and here I thought my only Claymore fix could be had through fanfics ... crazy awesome slash though ... maybe " Youth Advantage " Excuse my language but , how in the actual fuck didn't you feel that ? A ver si no les cae como el live stream en YouTube Because only gimmicky offenses get used in high school ... This version makes it look like R-Kelly was in the locker room celebrating with the team .. did ~ ~ you ~ ~ your friend just I never mind some good ol ' fashioned dick sucking , I'm just hesitant to do it when it's shoved in my face , or when he thinks he's being clever and pushes my face down to it Great . Now I won't be able to watch Brave without thinking of this . I just realized I missed my cake day ... France ... Awesome ... The thread title makes it sound like a game show . You should have studied civil engineering instead . I thought you meant you and your sister were married ; I got a little / r / circlejerk might be more creative , i . e . " B = = =D ~ ~ ~ ლ ( I see what you did there * " It's so useful ; you could totally use it to rub down after a workout or something ! " * Bauarbeiter und Unterschicht Zeitung ! Nice try Vestas " Police say both the 11 - year old and a sibling have been removed from the parents ' house by social services . Police say they are staying with relatives . " That's just ..... No . Where do you find girls like this So you're saying a black man can't look like a successful Qarthi merchant prince ? Border around leftmost images is fuzzy , which shows that they have either been enlarged and edited in . Sixteenth Chapel ? As someone who studied Latin , I can assure you that women do not " love that latin shit . " WHAT . THE . ACTUAL . FUCK . No amount of I went to the dentist at least twice a year since I was six , I also went to the orthodontist about every month if not more often also since I was six . I've had countless molds and x-rays taken of my teeth along with many , many retainers , a hyrex ( spelling ? ) , and braces . Not until I was 23 when I asked my dentist about it did they notice that I had an extra pair of molars and 4 wisdom teeth . Seriously ? ! That doesn't change the fact that you can't reinstall when they disappear . Well , at least they aren't disappearing anytime soon . Hot fucking damn June of ' 85 , here . Now get off my lawn . Potato camera As I just recently came home from New York , I can second this . You know , some people are truly terrifyingly stupid with this . My mum is Sri Lankan , my dad is whitey mcwhitepants and somehow , this makes some people think I'm Iranian . What the ... this isn't Battlefield 3 My Latin teacher in high school lived on a farm . Had all of her fucking toenails removed . Anytime she wore sandals it was all I could do not to just stare at her feet the entire period . WoW syndrome . They brought over the bad stuff ( enrage timers , nerfing classes ) but left out the good stuff ( a working AH interface ) You better be there I'm surprised Merlin hasn't played more of a major role in the series yet to be honest . I know there are several references to him throughout the series , but he seems like such an obvious choice for caster . He even turned Arthur briefly into a trap Bad luck Brian gets bullied , dies . Racist mother becomes paranoid , every miscommunication turns into a conspiracy , and kids taking an afternoon sports extra-curricular activity are seen as trained hitmen taking out a political asset . I'm an idiot . I read that as Picasso You would buy a guitar ... that I got for free .... Them's some hairy fucking legs . I do this thing where I just don't answer the door I'm not sure how to feel about that statement . Finally stops lurking on Reddit , makes an account , gets banned the first day . I'm still not sure if I've had one yet … Cheating dude got what he deserves . The girl's awesome except for the duckface pic That's just ........ no ...... Cause that happens before every fight If you're going to repost at least change the imgur title " What the ... FUX ! " Why doesn't god cure them ? She iz mine I was being sarcastic Well , there isn't much to do up here ... I'm surprised it was only 600 . A customer once threw an 8 pack of D batteries at the customer service girl . He hit her , myself and the GM , freaking hurt too ... He was also escorted out in handcuffs . Asshole We used to live in an old farm house back when I was a kid . We'd keep boxes of soda in our creepy unfinished basement , and my mom would always send me down to get some for her . She'd wait until I got to the bottom of the stairs , then she'd turn the lights off and lock the door and wait for me to stop screaming to let me back up . Needless to say , I'm terrified of the dark and basements 16 years later This would have been almost funny if you weren't using it to tell us how similar you are to dating site serial killer THIS . Screw the two piece ! I LOVE my SOLAFX ! Until I have to piss * * But it's easy to be the TOP SCORER when you get the ball more than everyone else . * * Idk , I was thinking I was going to share this incredible stupid post my religious aunt made on Facebook . Go to sleep right next to the vending machine with panties in it Why didn't I read your post first ? Looks like my mother's foot You have 5 friends in this group Here you go : Trust me I play enough I just can't go on any sort of killstreak . I mean I have 7 days and am at colonel 10 . You need to move on , bro . Can't wait for putting tattoos and mustaches on my toad Gooby , if on compoota u gots clik macro adn selct I honestly wouldn't battle if I knew I had to give people money sometimes I'll plan on going on a site other than reddit but end up going to reddit instead . Even creepier ... As a Bacon eating Jew That Cyndaquil is missing a hand . Go with the bike , running and reading = headache + nausea ( at least for me Dude ... I am going to shit on your grave you applesauce eating willy You're Using Dokucraft I want one but my dealer has a 30 + person waiting list for the 2014 model He's not a super lucky man , just an immortal terrorist Why do they always have crappy webdesign at these aliensites , is it too mainstream to use templatets ? No , that's creepy . Except Gentlemans Guide to Whiterun is all about where the loose women are at Related photographer comment ! My cousin is quite young , and has decided to shoot photos for a living . Last family gathering , the grandma goes up to him and say " so , are you working for real or taking photos only so far ? " Ever hear of copy and paste ? You remind me of Sasha Grey The secret pr ... you know what , nevermind . Because not everyone has an iPad What the fuck , dude ? Yea . Good analysis . You've got a lot of credibility . I don't read brackets . Yeah , the follower has more than half his dps I don't want to talk about the second time this happened to me . I think you my friend need some help . Shit in her cunt ? Graham crackers are tasty . He's not my friend by any means . He saw that I went to the same high school and sent me about 50 friend requests insisting he knew me . ... dude ... Well no shit he lives , he posted the comment You're right , to fucking jail with them What . The . Fuck . we have 1000 upvotes and under 650 signitures . They ate your mom ? I had a cozmo once , I think ( it was a long time ago ) that was supposed to be waterproof as well , and the first time I wore it in the water it broke . Well then ... Hello single down vote ... Your username ... He didn't say support is unnecessary or unimportant , he said maybe the person is bad at support . And no , being bad at one role does not equal being bad at the game Move the suggestion box to the side bar so that it doesn't cover up posts ? Are you people serious . It's been out for over a year . You leave your personal grudges at the door Furz , we have enough enemies as it is I was in Jr . High school when it happened and I remember telling my friends about it the morning it happened and one told me " It's not a big deal , that stuff happens all the time " . Isn't she 21 ? I did it in a house with no one home ( sadri's quest with the ring ) i used aura whisper , and i was the only soul there , i did the quest etc . and the courier told me i caused a stir in her house Im european and i do not know half of the celebrities people met in this thread .. I was waiting to be seated outside of olive garden a few months ago and this older woman , randomly starts handing these out to my friends and I , I tried to walk away discreetly while she was handing them out but she followed me Had a friend who asked me , " Hey successadult , where's your trash can in the bathroom ? " Me : " Oh , we don't have one . " Her : " Really ? Then what do you do with the dirty toilet paper ? " Me : Thank you for making me think about hairy balls It seems a lot of people these days act like they have brain injuries What the fuck are those thimble things ? ? * Sees awesome gif of F . E . A . R . * " Oh cool , I'll click on the comments and remenisce about this awesome game . " * Top comments talking about UT and Blizzard for half a page * Christ I didn't know you could get freckles removed , that's ridiculous ! Something I've learnt over time [ I'm speaking as if I'm an aged and wise man but I'm just 18 ! ] is that whatever your looks , there's going to be someone out there who digs it . I'm rocking a size-able nose with the ridge-bump near the top [ thank my Jewish genes for that Probably already been comment , but I really am surprised there is no cross . My mom is an avid user of newsgroups , downloading dozens of movies , music and tv shows straight to her NAS , probably even more than I do now . When I still lived with her I just left a list on her desk with all the movies and shows I wanted , and the next day everything would be ready for me to watch .... But she still tapes Grey's Anatomy Avery Bradley the best perimeter defender Old man gang bang , no more heroin ? I like how the bikes are almost giving a I don't get it Unless you have parental consent ... wait ... until you have some proof of you doing better Is that her ? What the actual fuck ... { Gets more IP for rage feeding a game 0/29 than dominating a game 21/3 / 12 } Good thing they fixed that kind of stuff in Portal 2 " wah . I'm going to get a lawyer " - That'll show ' em . Shouryya did Ray , Shouryya did ... Exactly , u use those for real use .... like redditing He had a sign asking for help I see what you did there , Sandusky . I don't know what could possibly convince you that this would be a good idea 12 months and only 75k views . good one fuck face . Karma Prison It says nsfw ... I am dissapoint ... 20 mil for an hour of work ? You'll be space rich in no time . This made me laugh , too . The mental image was just too much ... I had to wonder , for just a moment , if maybe doing this * could * prevent a rape by causing the rapist to You ... actually ... turned on the faucet ? How do you know they say that ? Vibrato and falsetto , yep , talent ... I came here all like I figured that out , as I said I'm attempting to find a solution ... And hey oh down votes ARE WE FEELING MOODY TODAY , I THINK SO ... The process of making iron golums is in the minecraft wiki , it will come up if you google it :) btw , my house is in between a forest and a desert so I guess that's why it rains there :/ I'm not lying , just starting a conversation with my original comment Y HE HAVE NO R / ATHEISM ? I remember sharing this on facebook and get a comment of that in rage comic form claiming it was the original one . If people felt the company they work for had any loyalty to them this wouldn't be the case but as it stands right now most of the fortune 500 thinks of their employees , also known as the people that actually produce the profit ( unlike executives ) , as a commodity to be discarded at a moments notice for a short bump in the balance sheet . You have crazy looking eyes . Totally thought it was about some other kind of ' rim ' Well thanks for making me concious of that I'm a Canadian , but I lived in another country for 4 of my elementary school years ( not the US ) . So in grade 5 , this kid was utterly convinced that Canada was a US state and tried to prove me wrong , even though I was FROM Canada . Play half step down why . Best thing you can do is buy a Streefighter S to match , because you're gonna have access to a ton of parts shortly How I feel when some girl acts like she can't do anything without a guy's help and that it's some sort of special occasion when she does menial stuff like opening a jar : I did attempt to many years ago . I drove my car over 70 mph straight into a pretty large tree . The car landed 80 feet away from the road , upside down . Airbags did not go off . I only broke my nose . I feel really stupid now crouch was an obvious answer yet I said couch That was fucking funny as hell . I paid $ 18 How original Really ? She deserves being sexually assaulted nonstop for ~ 2 weeks just because she's a bitch ? My mother wanted to print some photos she found on Facebook . Instead of just saving and printing or even printing from Facebook . She emailed them to herself straight from the browser ! Then printed them through her email account . I cam along found all this emails with single photos ! When I asked why , she replies , oh I didn't know you could save photos from the Internet directly . wow , that made no sense at all ... Says free spec . Must you ? Really ? Geez even gas is a rip off here ( Nowra ) 80 cents per litre I had that once .. Amumu was expecting me to initiate . People here are acting like Kobe's old ..... dudes only 33 That looks like me except instead of kitty , it's a 65 lb boxer . And instead of the couch , it's in bed . Two condoms does not make it safer > Yeah , what assholes they are Riot provides a free to play game that is enjoyed by millions around the world , and gets new content every few weeks . Yes , Riot's programmers are really lazy . worst thing is , this is probably really going to happen > You can't just mark " Hey Ash , Whatcha Playin ' ? " as NSFW and then not expect to disappoint people Nice icon ... Don't forget Apples new decree for 1024x1024 icons for iTunes I remember distinctly how difficult BG seemed to my 15 year old self . After leaving Candlekeep , I just meandered into the wilderness and died within the first minute . And then I realized how slowly you level up and was all like Svensk här . Not uncommon , where you from ? OK , answer me this ... where are the anti-war protesters in the news ? The death count ? Goodness . My apologies for trying to inform you about something that you aren't even willing to test before arguing with me . Shit , when I was a kid my mom rented Bambi for me to watch , and then left me alone in the room right when his mom gets shot . She couldn't handle the scene , but left me alone as a youngster to watch it Googled this ... And now I can say I've seen Ice-T and his wife naked .... As the rescuer of a rabbit who was doomed to become food for farmers , I would be horrified if somebody snuck-fed me rabbit , and would probably vomit profusely and then never speak to them again . Sound like a very cheesy porn . I was tempted to simply going to a toy store : " this is a show room you cant buy anything here " Yes , that is a nice outfit . I really like the chest / pants , but I didn't think the shoulder and red cloak were so fitting . Also , those long pieces always look like a dress on my short little hobbit Way to ruin the moment Carla My mother use to mix normal lettuce with the spinach . We never knew the difference ! My parents recently told me I was conceived during my grandfather's funeral Why that little ... You mean to tell me that you couldn't distinguish aunt fucking jemima's from genuine maple syrup ? Yup , that was my roommate who posted under it . I'm not surprised , given how many other things of mine he uses without asking first . Yeah , this is how I placed the one in the screenshot . Before I knew about that though , It was virtually impossible to place a tent , even in an open field My Mum ( or Mom for my Cousins across the pond ) used to put tights on me when I was a baby . She stopped when I was about 3 . I am male ! Led the Suns for Atlanta right when the Suns were on the cusp of something special . Good job ! You guys guys are meeting the basic requirements for being decent human beings . Give yourselves a hand . Oh seriously ? ? Hahaha holy shit . I knew it was Dustin but figured it could have been Anthony posting ( seeing as they share the blog , why not share a reddit username ? ) . Well I guess this douchebag gets to enjoy his comment karma then . What would possess someone to make this fucked up shit ? ! ? ! ? What was the inspiration ? ? Just give it the title " YOLO " , so everybody knows to downvote it instantly . papasfritas je pre mesec dana twitovao da ulazi u avion i od tad ga nema nigde Italian women are the best ! The cat was " accidently " near the lawnmower ? I have a centre lippiercing and I used to have a medusa ( in the middle between nose and upper lip ) as well . Somehow people just didn't quite * get * how that worked . Most were all like : " Are they connected ? How does it work ? Tell me ? ! " If they were connected somehow , I wouldn't be able to eat . Not near me So Nappa was named after a rape leaf ? How is this WTF You have a weird ass Walgreens I really have a lot to learn about guitars ! " Lower count wind " ; what does that mean ? I just found out that their so called " world wide shipping " only ships to 8 countries . And none of those countries are in Europe nor Asia > Right , the " If you don't like it , get the fuck out " argument . This cracks me up for some reason . Hamster named Holly . She bit me and died two weeks later . MY BLOOD IS POISON Respond with your own rock formation ... Read that as " She * had * a pecker , " for some reason , and Most of the time , H2 is great . I could do without all the Ancient Alien stuff though ... I was just thinking how odd it is that the dog is making the same face mine does when I put her somewhere she doesn't want to be . " " Make it rain bitches ! " . Yeah , that was me . ... otter ? Same issue . Ask the time , get an einstein quote . Ask weather for Vegas , precipitation . NOPE . Of course it's perfectly fine to go after Romney's wife and kids . Here ya go I don't think that we need to know I found [ deleted ] ' s post about what [ deleted ] had accused [ deleted ] of quite interesting . I am disappoint . Was seriously expecting this to be Worstanswerpossible . Nazeem , there's no doubting that . Laughed for a good 5 minutes ; I think I may have the same problem that you have Your username ... " Mohegan sun #gosox " now realizing that this picture is not very good ... Go easy on the Delvin . I find him a bad ass for restoring the DB sanctuary and he always greets me with " boss " and such . And when I found the letter from Vex about watching her bathe ... Cause that wouldn't be obvious at all ... Yet penis cropping is acceptable ... I'm not opposed to getting in bed with a spider , but they never ask for consent . That little bastard ! THIS times a million . It seriously has altered my view of Akali forever . Thanks internet . wat . Are you giving him the ಠ_ಠ for not being PC , but using the term midgets instead of little people ? and ? i just looked at your name lol queen of fucking Same here . Addicted to all the good pics . A priest will ignore the last part Yea .. they changed it to a new machine at mine where you press a button and it spins this wheel . It's probably a fun ride , but it's pretty ugly and nothing matches . Not even the rims .. There are . It's a shelf As soon as I saw the video , I was like I almost had a heart attack this one time : An assoc . was as high as one could go on the electric ladder , and he realized he was just out of reach of what he needed . So he does the logical thing ( Well , I was going down on my boyfriend one time , and he likes to be " dominating " ( you know , in control of everything and such ) , so he started moving my head for me . This was all good until he came , when he pushed my head so hard into his body that he gave me a bloody nose . Now I'm cleaning my ears out twice a day to make sure i'll never have to go through this This would explain why my Tag for you is , " IT'S ANDY : 3 " in purple . ¿ Cos ' è questa cosa ? se farmi apparire come un pazzo daccapo , soffrire mia vendetta ! ლ ( You cockblocked , this is not acceptable friend behavior beer & ear muffs ? It's alright right now I can't even find any reliable servers so until word spreads and more people are hosting you couldn't play anyway :( I have mine set up but have no server to play in ! Why is there crud there in the first place ? Hahahaha I see this on tumblr a lot Then why you come here , eh ? Whatsamattayou ! ? ლ ( Quickly , someone else be super creepy so the OP will deliver . Surely she will deliver You just cut off daddy Why did one of them look like Pebbles ? wrong hole Oh hey , look at that , quotes taken out of context . Who would have thought . That was pretty impressive .. Redditor for four months . Do you always remove your pants before entering bathroom ? I prefer ; Sounds like the movie green mile , but in an educational setting Why does he kiss every woman ? What kind of job is this ? Username .... Period smell ... That actually reminded me of something I only found out the other day . Sorry to do exactly what you feared , but my grandad always used to call me and my brothers ' Berks ' , which I thought was just a cute little term for pest or something . Then I discovered a week or so ago that it's short for ' Berkley Hunt ' . Try FLCL ... only six episodes I don't lie to women , what they see is what they get , like it or not . Btw if you lie , shame on you . This is true . I'm also happy to say that i never see anyone with a reddit decal that is texting and driving , aka trying to kill me , unlike 90 % of jax drivers . god damnit ! so many sci fi films do this with sound in space They were applied to the penis ... You gave a link to a picture uploaded - as it even says in the link - 2 weeks ago . Went to your submisions , being from Australia I went to the post " Hi from Australia " ... I wish I looked at the subreddit it was submitted to .. Needless to say I immediately stopped looking through your history Great Scott — OP buys fake ray bans 20 month long erection ? wow , he didnt even answer me Then explain Conkeldurr , Haxorus , Darmanitan , Archeops , and their 140 + base Attack . I hate it more when they just drop it after I reach out my hand and my fingers are 2 cm away Beat cancer . > Texas-Texas A & M . Oh wait You touched a son of skyrim ? How dare you ? A whales vag . It was them or me > How do you explain to your CEO that no offer of seats on councils ( Cheap parts + Toyota ? Maybe I misunderstood your initial " As you wish Because fuck you that's why . And now nothing will live up to this and I'm doomed to be disappointed . You say that like Olivia Munn was a good thing . Ugh , I missed it too . That's a good idea . I simply use my smart phn to move money around when I need to now . And if I mess up , my bank moves it kindly for me but for a f-ing huge fee . The ability to make his tie and glasses disappear mid-speech would qualify as black magic and probably earn him a stoning . ಠ_ಠ THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE FIGGOT is franchise ... tits on sign ... people believe it Can someone get this novelty account banned please ? This is true but they're still just as safe and reliable as always . And not made in Mexico and she said she never cheated on her bf ... My favorite response " God no why would I want to look at naked girls ? ! ? " Duck face .... WHY duck face ? ? ლ ( Oh really ? I just though Boise State had gotten rid of their track team altogether . Cause thats exactly what reddit needs . An un-funny meme centered upon the totally mundane and annoying topic of yolo . That'll solve it . Did i really just read a " lol " ? Wat . Some people would be happy about that what do you do on hump day then Imagine being in 8th grade and walking up to your friends and being like ' Hey guys I f * * ked Cher last night ! ' ..... and he was telling the truth I thought I would get just plain awkward moments in this thread .. but no .... mostly composed of fecal nonfiction ... Im Kindergarten geht es fast genau so zu Gute Idee ! Müsste man hier in Deutschland auch einf ühren Redditor for 5 minutes . 9gag ? Really ? Yea ? How many of those are feds I think you dropped this ( Well the last panel makes sense I agree england summer rain What a credible source ! There's a deflowering joke followed by a " I know that feel to well bro , i belly flopped off the high dive in my community pool trying to impress some women ... lets just say i sank like a rock and now i'm known as the black kid who cant swim . They do indeed look like any other pair of red shoes out there ... I am sorry .. But the moment I read your comment I was reminded of a pool meeting for people who can't stand water .. Happened to me once ... She's probably one of those people that watch animal porn in their spare time .. telling kids you don't like them because their adopted ? In 1994 , during a blowout win . Douchebag egyptians : overthrows their leader demanding a democracy - elects a muslim fundamentalist as president . ಠ_ಠ THEN WHY ಠ_ಠ IS YOUR NAME ಠ_ಠ PLURAL ! ! ? ! , backing out of dumb and dumber 2 ? Why did I just spend 10 minutes trying to find a clip of this ? It won't be if the influx of newer members don't read the rules . My boss fired half the building and then took the rest of us out to an open bar for the rest of the day . i keep seeing all this innovative network-related technological porn nearly every day now , but somehow the speed at which websites load doesn't seem to have changed since 10 years ago . I thought it said " scary rape ladder " You ... you are in every Askreddit thread I get into . Why the hell did they take most of these animations out ? :( Some of them you can see the enemy trying to defend themselves only to get finally stabbed ... f'n awesome ! Probably omitted because DICE thought it was too gruesome ? Oh DICE , I will never understand them ' Swedes . Sir , it didn't . 72 on He was immature but * really * goodlooking . One of them isn't a gif . YES ! He had dinner with his family and his wife brought up how he evades his taxes ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I see what you did there TL ;D W , skimmed instead ! Really wish you hadn't crafted two of these for my boyfriend . Now all he can do is plot about how he's going to get more materials and ask you to make more , in hopes of increasing his DPS by * more * than a thousand . Boughten ? I'm no grammar nazi , but seriously , how old are you ? Purchased , acquired , bought , anything but boughten . When I said I would wait for your updates , this is not what I meant yeah . great . ha-ha-ha . Number of thousands Of all the horrible things the fact that you can't eat pigs is on the top of your list ? " Minimum " inbreeding NAH , it's ok i didn't post about the union yesterday or anything . It's not like some guy named sfierce mentioned the upcoming sequel ... Makes sense ... Major record companies seem to be shooting their own feet repeatedly all over the world . I would think that these prices would just alienate people . I just moved here from Canada and this scheme looks insane to me . that's ... a lot of games This sounds too much like the beginning of a vore story . the last time mine decided to hibernate I ended up having to pull the cmos battery to get it back ... I think I'll just pay the extra $ 5 / mo on my electric Ermagerd I fucking hate this meme Yeah , definitely man ... The font size Most of these bigots ca'nt English good . and that AR somehow works by pulling the forward assist instead of the chargin handle ... * * WAT Oh that's what my brother said . I said don't be a dumbass . He gets to hook me in the jaw now . " * thanks * " a lot . On point # 1 I meant " In order to get to a heavy tank you have to grind through horrible tanks and massive time sinks . " Although yes , while camping I suppose you are literally behind a curtain of shitty tanks . Neither are those sideburns , lieutenant . How do you know what someone being raped sounds like ? So that proves atheism is right Way to " keep the lil guy in mind " . Can we flap around > So that proves atheism is right > edit : Forgot to add .. It was me Opposable thumbs Who the fuck would even joke about reading that ? Stop smoking and get a job . The problem is that religion does not keep to itself . Religious leaders and organizations are always trying to influence law and tell you how you should live your life . If you don't speak out then you are not doing your part to help society progress away from our ridiculous superstitions and the organizations that try to influence our government.This can be seen with issues like abortion , gay rights , evolution taught in schools , ect . You should not be proud of your neutral stance . Personal account of a student currently studying teacher here . On the other side of the world . " Keep edging each other on " . No , just no Whitehouse.com back in the 90s . Fuckin ' Titanic you've been here 8 months . that was you ? No . > Hope it all goes smoothly 450 IP still too much for her . Minimum inbreeding Is no one going to talk about the picture in the back ? And don't forget to check our credentials at imdb.com . * because that's where we keep our credentials * . Lockheed Martin down at 169th no no it says to check imdb.com for credentials . Right on bro I hate when people ask what the book is about especially when they can see you've just started / one chapter in . I have never spit at an Atheist before . I don't even know if I've met one because I don't really have much concern whether or not I'm associating with someone who believes different than I . It's not the first question out of my mouth when I meet someone new I worked at a cell phone store , and someone set all the alarms in the store on an iPhone launch day . I've only known one guy to use it and he told me he wanted to get it tattooed across both of his knuckles . You , sir , must not watch much Bob Ross . That was clearly a happy little accident . i read the entire thing , thinking that you were a guy . so when i read this comment i I could just carry my phone in my hand - but with that hand strap I could ... not flex my fingers ! Oh God ... why I know you would , but I have a bad feeling it's going to end up on the front page Wtf does that say ? > I find it very uncomfortably * * SEXY * * that someone could ( get some diving gear and ) swim up under your house A murican ? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE , AND WHY DO YOU REPLY TO COMMENTS THAT ARE SO FUCKING OLD ! [ ] ( / x40 " Also , fuck you . As far as I'm concerned , there has yet to be a good replacement for a nice old-fashioned The Jubilee must have been like porn for you then mate . Don't be getting your jolly on over my Queen though < Exalted WYM > WYM standing for With your mom ... Are you not even gonna try ezreal before you buy his pulsefire skin ? you evil sunovabitch Well of course , who doesn't add random little boys on their Facebook . Seriously ? It's my little brothers best friend I once saw a guild called ... Is it wrong that I read unicorn dragons ... Nsfw tag Then they should get the first Stig . He's good at talking Brain fork . My favorite joke when I was 5 ... i told everyone 1st the wire and now this ... His real name is Aaron This is bullshit . The Power Base Converter didn't work with the 32X . There's also a cleaning cartridge in there That's my kid I work for a certain fruity phone network . A couple of weeks ago I had a customer who was spending ridiculous amounts of money . So much in fact that I offered him a deal that would literally have saved him about £ 800 a year . The guy kept refusing and refusing no matter how much I tried to show him how crazy he was being . And then complained about me for being pushy . Still grinds my gears ! I accidentally said that once . In my defense , she was 5 ' tall in flats and I am 5 ' 10 " , was wearing 6 " heels . I hugged her similarly short brother and he surprise motorboated me with no effort Or for people that are supposed to be working but instead are on Reddit WAT ? the one attractive girl ( far right ) isnt doing anything I'm assuming your a female or else thanks for the image I made a post about a fix for this .. He's married Masturbated for 10 hours straight ... You can tell yourself that . My parents were engaged for 15 years before they got maried 12 years ago . I have to go by their room in order to get to the bathroom or the kitchen . Heard them last month when i was going to the bathroom late one night When people call an iPod Touch an " iTouch " . Sounds pervy What's with the glory hole ? Someone already said that . I am in Plat and can verify " no , carry on ... Use a proxy serve ..... The hell is with the down votes a simple request for community information is a no go ? Relevant username Just looked it up . And Why is this worth posting lol ? Meeting * famous * people ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Fuck I remember these pens ! So pointless , why the fuck would i want to make it harder to write as a child . That awkward moment when you find your conversations posted by someone you don't know on reddit .. shit . You mean when they shipped a gun , they didn't require an authorized signature on delivery ? We a not mind readers , just because you had a conversation in your head does not mean we were participating . Women You're not the original commenter . Germany is taking away Jewish religious rights ? Big surprise there ... ... Especially the pet rock Absolutely not ... I used to work at public and we had to guilt trip people into buying them . It's a bunny buck . Peel off the sticker .... Because snow and tax avoidance are not condiments I'm still holding out hope that the blog is an elaborate ruse . What , I mean he's obviously such a natural fit for their team , self-absorbed , temperamental and older . Thank you this was helpful to me too . Plus I learned how to make this guy " And pigs begin flying out my ass . At this point , any expectations of bethesda getting a ps3 release right should go down a toilet . I swear , it's like we're devolving Still doing this survey . Been doing it for 25 minutes ... I was going to do this one , until I read these words . Not sure if typo or I missed Mod by one character Boy Scouts ... My frient had the house next to him burn down two days ago , and he lives one mile away from me ! I live in the Colorado rockies , and this shit is out of control ! Atheism save us all . ... no me provoques I know I understand reposting things that people probably haven't seen , but come on , a . gif that got over 1,000 upvotes on a huge subreddit YESTERDAY ? But ... but I pee in there . And you do too They should be reason enough to legalize gay marriage . I'm drooling rainbows over here . Yet I still have to get myself up and make breakfast myself in the morning It's his sisters 18th birthday Yeah , twitter has " power users " , the ones everyone follows . It's like the 1 % of the Internet . Other then that , the only people who ever get followed are the ones that post something witty under a hash tag . Also , the only people that follow me are porn stars and solicitors And I suppose you thought that Sokka was too much comedic relief in A : TLA as well ... " NOTHING CAN BE FUNNY . I HAVE NO SOUL . " There's nothing there holy shit , POKEBALLS This belongs in r / WTF ... Woah . That's a half oz ? NSFW only if you live in Japan . Otherwise it just sounds like a little girl whining . I WAS FROZEN TODAY That lady from " The Dream " always scared the shit outta me ... I honestly wouldn't know what to do I'm not witty with the one liner quips . I'd end up being the super villain that always loses , I don't want to give Philly a bad name cause next thing it's gonna be is , booed Santa and that Philly barrel roll guy I saw that . ll of them were fat couldn't have vaginal sex ... youre 18 , live in west VA , and there are several pictures of you uploaded ... and 90 % of your posts are to / r / trees . dude ... Well that's ... Interesting Without a comma before " making , " it took me about 4 re-reads before I understood what you were trying to say . The earth just shot its load onto that house .. Step 1 : Buy another copy of Arma 2 : CO . Thought you said when he was 10 Read title , saw photo and expected penis . What ? I didn't even know that existed same joke , new day The porn , oh why the porn . I saw this back in the mid ' 90 ' s .... I thought I would never see it again ! " Bayer : Powerful Pain Relief and * So Much More * . " > " Inappropriate playing with toys " How can one play wrong ? ! The fuck did I read seriously how are people mistaking a pipe for a needleless injection system ... especially with the tin foil in there arcade owners ... what are you going to do Jesus christ . Coning is the fucking stupidest thing ever . I live in a small town and the high school I used to go to was right up the street from the only mcdonalds in town . When coning was the cool thing to do I'd always get texts from my friends telling me they whenever they went and did it . I felt for the poor mcdonalds employees . I complain all I want . > " Inappropriate playing with toys " How can one play wrong ? ! While I appreciate the political bent of your snark , I have liberal friends and family members in the city . I like how the Podcast app auto plays the next podcast , even though I don't want it to . Even worse , it auto plays the * previous * episode and not the next one . No need for iPad , flap . Yes because all women and gay men WOULD find this sexy . What do you mean YOUR PEOPLES ? agreed , but most of us know not to go in with the left hand Oh ok .... well I'm not into procreation for sure . I like to practice though .... I can't even wrap my head about stupidity of that magnitude I have never seen fresh veggies or meats prepared right in front at Moes . You sure about that ? I could be ugly as hell or something . Or have a penis . Click on link . Momentarily catch image of Rarity beating up her sister . ... Yet I can't help but want to save that in my collection . ಠ_ಠ This was on children's television , ketnet / canvas is a belgian tv station . Just wait till the movies are hour long videos of a guy's ass farting and fud ruckers becomes butt fuckers ..... A girl had sex with me for jailbreak her iphone .. Bei mir ist die Sonderausgabe gleich im Papierkorb ( Sammelbeh älter ) gelandet Nice try , guy who calls himself a * leprechaun * ... you can't fool me twice . I would totally donate but I don't think I'm allowed because of my tattoos . I quoted these sayings in a alternative medicine class I took , in which we read a bit about Buddhist thought . Having studied zen in a previous Eastern Philosophy class , I thought it was fair game to bring up . I then found out that many new-age Buddhists have not read Linji . So many You bring Android to an iPhone forum ? Where ’ s the Metal ...... Aw . You know , I wish he / she would draw more fillies . Apple Bloom is fine and all , but I want more Sweetie Belle in this style ... and Scootaloo stuff that isn't depressing . Pretty sure it * isn't * tang I must be blind , for I do not see a link to the stream ! Part 1 picture 16 , I LOVE the added touch at the bottom , it brings attention to that part of the scenery ... Same feeling here My brother , sister , and I saw it . I hated it but they just called me a fanboy and said it was a really good movie . South Africa has KFC . my parents have done this to me and my siblings too ! it was a nice day and we live next to a park though , so we just went to the playground . but then my parents got worried that we went missing so then we got in trouble again for not staying in the yard . At first I read that as Merrill Hodge and I You're playing on 800x600 . Ancient * * aryan * * good luck symbol . Yeah , just let me go get another 1 million people and food for all of them . Should be a tight fit , but whatever I agree with you , we should just let people believe in whatever gives them hope and not try to destroy their beliefs because if they are that stupid to believe that there is a man in the sky the grand wishes do we really want them in our side Sarcastically you say ? Every . Single . Time . I didn't play league for the weekend because of all the bugsplats ... Dude , just no You've never seen The Matrix ? * * My GF drove by , it's not photoshoped ... She has blue feet Why didn't you just say that it was a good day too with out mentioning god or hurting her feelings and even if you wanted to make her see the true talking to her like that won't chance her mind it will only make her dislike you and make her view atheists as hateful You * would * like 100 % destructible buildings , wouldn't you * Mr . McVeigh * But it says it is " awful " . Why would you use that ? The guy who made the stairs oh , no big deal , that's like san francisco rent so , most new divers Holy hell this guy got the opposite of what he asked for . I was eating when I read this . Like driving a Buick .... I suppose . But ... but ... he was supporting you ... Relevant site header : " Did you know , in the state of Idaho a man has now way to defend himself from mallicious sexual attacks from a woman ? " I hate being black and poor I strongly second this . wpshower has great themes , specially for designers , but really ? LOL , it's probably dead ! can't tell is sarcasm I think I was pocket dialed once ... I heard sexytime ... I'll be there . Yeah , I did . Thankfully it wasn't anything too expensive , but still I've never ever thought anything like that but thanks to you now I will ... > At least eight divers have discovered that if you answer that siren call and venture too deeply into the mysterious depths , the mouth of Cypress Creek will quietly swallow you . Had a weird situation where a girl told me she just got married on saturday , then proceeded to sneak me a tongue-kiss when she was leaving . This was thursday of that same week . Internet Explorer Cant believe I just watched all of that I don't think puberty is possible at that age Oh god , Slenderman Notice her absolute lack of facial expressions . Now I realize this IS circlejerks . But I have to gather opinion as to why people hate loiue ? Sheer curiosity cause I think he is brilliantly honest . ( or lying in such a way that I buy it ) who cares , it amuses me . Why did you have a dead normal-sized wasp laying around to compare it to ? Doesn't matter . I laughed very hard in the bus home . Everyone was looking at me Now imagine if Shitty_Watercolour tackled these jobs ... The creators of Skyrim deserve your money . Do you run in cotton shirts ? Where do you work ? Didn't remember the fans booing as he got up ... Meeko photo bomb . Lol he once pushed me of a cliff Stay classy LoL community ... There's soooo much Argonian rule 34 on the Internet Mass headaches . so you would enjoy seeing people die ? I actually saw those at my college's parking lot , to make it worse it was on a VW Beetle Haha ! Man , that really made me feel queasy . Wouldn't have happened in the kitchen Not as bad as the girl pooping out a dildo Danielle Steel is # 4 . The fucking spiders Well knowing a Wailord is about 6 times larger than a Torterra then ........ dear god Oh my god , my eyes . > I was quiet , confused , and concerned . " ... stroked her hair . ' Come on don't let this upset you ' " Elite is a sham ? You save money over all the map packs Yep , better start that cubicle training early ... Why thank .. your name The Judgmental Redditor There's a creepy joke in here for sure . Her full name is " Wednesday Friday Aadams " ಠ_ಠ long story short Kazakhstan . Not all my underwear .. Just my thongs Yeah , it's great . I wish TNT realized the boards should be PG - 13 since you can't even access them until you're 13 Thanks for fueling my paranoia . Then why is my current Home of Tomorrow toaster not capable of this sorcery ? i knew i should have taken the red pill That isn't what's being discussed or answered . Really ? I learned that throwing tied up prostitutes in front of trains can be hilarious ... warm beer Yep , total bullshit . Because posts never have 420 comments . It's like being on happy Just about to fap , read this comment . REALLY ? We couldn't have done this yesterday ! ? Hold up . People's karma actually counts on their cake day ? " Don't be afraid to be harsh ; I don't mind it . " I thought it meant orange county are you Polish ? .. your body seems Polish Thought your username was feces_in_the_mirror at first Anyone else now have this stuck on repeat in their head ? Thanks OP . Thanks . GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND MAN I don't You set him your moms nudes lol , i want to see it , but i cant since i opened it on a diferent tab and heard the scream , damn my freaking curiosity i agree Uhm , there's no justice in the video . All it did was leave me angry . Glad to read things turned out well and he's getting charged . But initial reaction when clip ended was Cept they announced dead space 3 and Isaac is still the main protagonist ... Is there a vagina version for this ? Rock band for ps3 .... I spent sooooo much money for songs . I have played it in years . Also Xbox LIVE . I'm working third year without vacation . Here , you will need these : I'd like to draft off you . He said Australian not Austrian ... " let my boyfriend yiz on my face " Man , I might actually use Dunsparce now , because I like that evolution alot ! Unless , of course , it doesn't have an annoying moveset to complement it's stats . 66 people liked this via Facebook What if they rereleased a version to play on a computer ? Like Skyrim ? Then I would really have no life Tetris battle på facebook I thought this was a serious commercial ... til he slapped a laptop on to his face . How much for the tv ? I can't seem to get the pm to work - I'm lame . The fucking look of disapproval . I want to stab that ASCII code . It's just an add on to google chrome . ლ ( I went to high school with a girl who went by Candy ... it was short for Candita . Candita is another name for yeast infection . It's much cooler if you pronounce the J in Jacob as a Y . If I was one of the skaters I'd be pretty pissed at this idiot jumping in with his chaotic good " bro " bullshit asserting that if they weren't skateboarding they would be robbing someone's house But not at all like the 360 achievement system . You got a thing against mermaids ? Exactly . Today is a good day for democracy because my side won . Enter matchmaking to see I PREFER THE MIDLANE x5 Fear of balloons . So they wouldn't attend any functions or events that had them . Interesting for some work events and family / friend birthdays and such . And they can't explain why they fear them and understand the balloons are going to chase them down or anything . The majority of the market do not care about ' Some say . You are using a computer ... No change log ? You will * * * STARVE * * * . my dog will start sleep laughing in the middle of the night Now if only we could have bundles of bolts instead of 1 bolt per slot I Thought they killed you ! ! I'm sure OP will deliver ... not even on your cake day do you get an upvote i like pax jax or angler jax , but something that bothers me is that all his skins do not match with the lore . This is her face when she deepfucked your siblings with a horse strap on , all of them , in rainboom speed succession ... So it , s okay to behead someone just because they don , t believe the same aky daddy as yours ? All religion iss fucked up in some way , but islam is on another different level of idiocrasy I sang along in my head until I noticed the squirtle / ash part the third time around , awesome nonetheless I hate hearing " GG noobs " its just disrespectful and its worse when it comes from a rando on my team that the rest of us carried threw the game . Wouldn't it constitute as a vulnerability of perception in regards to procreation ? I understand that the human brain is faulty , but " accidental " association to objects manipulating our attraction to mates sounds disastrous to our gene pool What's all this Agabell business then ? If people arguing in a game scares you , you must not play any games online . Really ? ლ ( So you're saying that they derive the ability to collect funds and assess penalties from the congressional power of taxation , but it is not a tax ? The horror Anybody else watch " ploft " ? I live not far from boulder I'm proud of you man Wait . Do you want OP to get lots of rest or to reduce the rest ? This ... changes ... everything . That's what's wrong with this world . Governments ignore the fact that weed is more helpful and less harmful then almost every hard drug ( legal or illegal ) while pushing pills and alcohol that harm vastly more people . Simultaneously they help fuel illegal drug cartels . But you did nail your girlfriends mom at 15 ? This will make the difference between a * * o / * * and a * * Put your pants on ! Read first few lines - Mohammed cuts hole in robe . Leave understanding that religion . He's a time traveller .... Jersey number 23 .... What the fucking fuck . What could possibly make some one believe that blowing a baby post circumcision is what god would want or anyone would want for that matter . Religion is so fucked You stole my karma Bei um in der Region Braunschweig schmeckt es eigentlich sehr gut She looks 13 Whatever happened to I'm now convinced that you are , in fact , Wil Wheaton and your previous post was a sneaky way to spam your site / work to more of Reddit ! I'm onto you ... They don't call them 9th , 10th , and 11th for shits and giggles . Not OP ? You're hilarious . My face went from : O to No me acordaba que hab ía posteado este pedo Your reaction : To pick it up There already is . No one ever likes " Nigga McCain " Whaaaaaaat this is Ayane from Dead or Alive Bro , time and place I really dislike primal udyr . The silly masks Soft If Shambling . How'd you hurt your finger on the incline press ? Especially because it's based on The Odyssey , not the Divine Comedy Some even try to put a third person into it Mac users .... Sorry I'm late boss , there was a plane in the middle of the road . Links to Google Images result . Brash Dick Nice try , husband . Yeah because we have unlimited money ... you are complaining about how americans complain . Reddit sure does love to slut shame Those are praying mantises ... That maybe how your parents " fixed " you , but You better be fucking joking . The world isn't a fucked up place ? Good way to put it . It was supposed to be tonight but she got called into work . So it's on Sunday . I agreed to see Rock of ages before seeing the trailer . As I'm finding out Those look like bite marks .... The NSFW seems to draw us like a moth to a flame .. or in this case a camel to a horse I went from :D to Where is she from ? , my family does this it's like a Hispanic tradition but my mom overdid it when she kept our puppie's Also , why was your dick in the grass ? Seriously ... I hate my procrastinating ways . Had a fourth email address too I don't play Pokemon series ... I thought you were correct , because you got the most upvotes and then I googled it to find out more about this specimen ... I am an adult Funny how relevant usernames are relevant ... not when you fkin pre-ordered and am still waiting like I I'm not sure I should say that on the Internet . So far no sleep . You are right ! THE MANIACAL PONCE Hey Gabriel , when is Archer coming out ? ? ? you .. I thought that too til I was about twelve or so , and I'm actually a girl Took only a dozen comments to mention another classic Seinfeld moment ... But then again a third the people here are too young to have gotten into the best sitcom ever made ... So what's the use Birds are like ... I thought this was a d3 post A girl . The file name . I have several , but my BS folder is stuff I never use . I guess technically I'll have to use safari to view external links 10/10 would Please PLEASE tell me he's trolling ... You're right Mitt is second generation Mexican ... I live near Seattle and didn't even hear about it . Yi auto attack animation at 3:00 The fuq Banjo Kazooie : Nutz and Bolts You had me up until the narwhal bacon sir . Tom Cruise , GTFO . What's that little guy doin in the back ? that's not between 1 and 2000 I have no idea why it was removed . I thought true gaming was simply for gaming related discussion , maybe i did something wronng . Oh well . Another day on Reddit I guess . If you live in Australia it's a compulsory 7-9 th grade course country-wide ಠ Upvote for beating me to it ... and also angryface Yes also forest , desert plains swamp and extreme hills What ? Flap flap flap , poke . There was sex in space . s / know / now / Kinda like the alien from Terminator ? those legs Dude ... Why ya gotta be so far away ? Sigh ... No one like y'all in / r / fortworth . or if it did , we can pretend it didn't . Yes ... " If you're not going to put in effort than don't bother at all . Don't embarrass the family or ruin your brother's reputation . " my initials are on it I literally sat like this for over a minute : Mine has never shown up . I'm pretty sure I've full charged my phone before though . That won't fly by me ........ why can't you get out the shame door ........ DEAR GOD ........ George Micheal ... I liked it when , in a hysterical argument against " an American NHS " , one politician chimed in with something along the lines of - a genius like Stephen Hawking would not be around today if he were born in England Too many tats , and more like white trash than bro . Older redditors , the 90 ' s What's special in this ? Oh god I think it's so nasty . I understand your almost-baby died , but I don't need to see it . She also belongs to a facebook group of women who had stillborns , so I constantly see pictures on my newsfeed of her liking them . Awesome photoshop work and excellent use of company time ... No lucky Buddha ? What are you basing this argument about not getting shit done while high ? Those above the influence commercials ? I do dishes , mow the lawn , go to the bank , pay bills , pretty much everything I do normally .... And so do many other people who enjoy cannabis , don't be so closed minded . Sure I like to veg out sometimes and enjoy a good movie or music , but I do that when I'm not high also .... How many non cannabis users do that same thing ? Pretty much everyone .... What ? ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ you son of a bitch hahahahaha . See you in hell Where did you get this ? Sets his sub-reddit to private and then says " join now " . What a narcissistic ass . It's guys like that that are at the heart of what's wrong with the world . What an awesome role model . Jesus fucking Christ . People are so weird ! Conversely , there's 4th & 26 , losing in the second season only to the Greatest Show on Turf , turning what looked like a sunk season into an epic 44-6 rout , keeping the Giants out of a third Super Bowl for 2 out of 3 years ( we've seen that no other team can - Packers and 49ers I am here to tell you that I noticed it was an advertisement , while using an iPod , without zooming or using RES . Derek Anderson is on here but Kurt Warner isn't Where did the extra bones come from ? I'm fairly sure it was an Orb Weaver of some sort . Definitely wasn't anything relating to bananas . But it was just as big as the guy in this pic . Including the leg-span , it was bigger than my face TIL that vaginas breathe I checked my old yahoo email I haven't used since I switched to gmail 5 years ago . Over 2000 emails . Almost entirely spam . I imagine in that moment she was squealing with glee she was imagining millions of people with preexisting conditions being dumped beside the road to die . I mean , if we let our slowest and sickest die , we'll only be that much faster as a nation Most of the speakers represent a delusional form of benevolent capitalism and the world of corporate ngo's . From the title I was expecting something a bit more radical , more challenging and with true transformative alternatives to capitalism . There are far more interesting people out there than the ones in the conference's list ... Hey Ken , care to address the NY at the end of your username ? Did we just allow a spy to join our mod team ? ? * * BEADS ! ? Nearly two years on reddit and have never been bothered by a repost ... until now . This thing is way too cute What if a thirteen year old is a redditor ? El neocl ásico es mi favorito . Sencillo y limpio . El Barroco es sencillamente I thought I was so clever for putting a trail of cat treats leading into the pet carrier , and a small pile on the inside . The cat reached way in with her paw and fished them out . When my dad says " who wants to shake the hand of the winner " after he wins any game of cards / boardgame / etc . Or , how to secretly murder my grandmother . Thanks for that . I laughed so hard that I'm officially the crazy person on the train until the deranged homeless guy gets on . Try going out in sewerd . Buy some bait herring then keep them cold and then cut the heads off at an angle then put 2 hooks on it behind a size 5 banana weight and troll with it out there in sewerd . Good luck and don't forget to cut the heads of SIDEWAYS or it won't work at all . So you just said that Oklahoma is a bad place because the state constitution agrees with you . That makes ME a troll ? You look like Moriati from the Sherlock Holmes tv shows I am ashamed to admit that I forgot about the Egyptian background . Okay , now it makes sense . Then again , if you would have stomached 15 more minutes of Highlander II you would have learned that Ramirez and MacLeod are actually aliens . Okay , now it makes sense . He wants us to do the work for him You lie about more pictures Looks like another thing that will fade into some of our memories . " The Happy Station " no more ? SMH . You posted a link from U . S . News that ranked the U . S . as superior in university-level education ... ' we ' ? Wegen der 3 bis 4 € ? Sind in letzter zeit ja Spott billig geworden , 64 Gb für 27 € das hat schon was So you're saying TSM should automatically win every game even if they lose because " that's what the viewers want to see " ? We have cubicle areas in our office so I often run my fingertips across the top / edge of people's desks . I'm that weirdo touching your desk . They're everywhere i like pterodactyls ... * i mean I really like pterodactyls . Why were you in that subreddit ? For like 65 bucks too I want to know more . On which subreddit is this debate occurring ? Yeah , those people that get overexcited and start running around telling everyone because they're just so enamored by being " part of something exciting , " while everyone else just looks at them like , " Calm down , youre being weird . " Disproportionately disadvantage " means " make it a lot harder . " Bin isn't in that list , so don't delete it . That bitch ! I was trying to get the giant black dildo . I got the sax out of the way . She had better enjoy it ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ YOU ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ STUPID ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ FUCK ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That's not Zoidberg , that's Lil B My family got a phone call from e navy recruiter back in 04 ..... when I was in Iraq .... with the Marine Corps ..... navy has shit timing Your username .... Someone is dying , let me get out my encyclopaedia sized camera and film it Maybe , but I wouldn't eat you . LACTATING PICKLE . " I'm gonna go out on a limb " ... My name is Ivan and what is this I would Bet she did some space docking up there . Uh ... well I guess it takes all types Is that a self-shot ... ? Father fucksmith ... sounds like a pastor Nothing is more fun than having an NDA about something they made a goddamn movie out of . And I _still_ can't talk about it . I was out on my balcony in Crystal City when it started . A piece of the siding flew off , and some motorcyclist got knocked over on his bike from the winds . ahhh ... I tend to stay away from that number ... Parent Trap Era Lindsay Lohan ( s ) ? No you're not . Same flow , less time . Only halfway through the shower did they realize they had no soap . what is that subreddit " couldn't be fucked " There is a google chrome plugin for alot of those faces : Yeah . The stuff that comes from your sink . Upvote for comment , downvote for username . It's a big enough difference that I can't monitor my keyboard through my main outputs without appreciable lag ( nearly unplayable ) . This is a limitation if the hardware to some extent ( inputs 3 and 4 cannot be monitored without being routed through software first .... Donkey punch .... Why didn't you pick it up before commenting ? Guess we'd better nerf Rod of Ages and Rylai's Crystal Scepter too Yep , he's - 18 for asking a question I normally never find men attractive in an oh god my heart is pounding and I don't know what to say kind of way , but every goddamn time I see this gif . Incidentally , ARMA costs more . Nothing to do here .. I like to dip my oreos in homogenized milk , you know , so the cream won't separate from using more than one breed of cattle to source the milk ... What reason were you thinking of to do that ? You've been to / r / spaceclop haven't you ? Bei expert gibt es die oder sehe mal bei alternate This was on the front page yesterday with a different title ... The orange flair is for people who do not meet * both * requirements of Rule 1 . That being said , once a user attains enough time or karma to qualify for both , they can message the mods to have the orange Thumbs up , didn't signal OK to the boat , dangly shit everywhere . For four bucks a bottle there better be a hundred fucking rainbows Yep . Little three-year-old MagicBoats had a stuffed cat named " Tie-Tie " . Oh , sure , it was gray and pretty beat up , but goddammit , I loved that stuffed cat . And then my little sister was born , and it was handed down to her ... and she cast it aside like it was * nothing * . I would watch I and give some feedback but you've disabled viewing on mobile devices ... " using some wit to go around on the outside " You told people how to wish you a happy birthday ? I have tears in my eyes and I'm actually retching , thanks for that Reminds me of a guy who asked me what it would be like to stick your dong in a carp's mouth . Never went fishing with him again . Not sure if genius or future serial killer ' Rare ' Surprised that if you've been looking for opportunities for a year nothing's come up . Guess its a case of things presenting themselves when you're not interested but nada when you want it . Meh . Reminds me of how it is to live with and help take care of my 81 yr old grandfather I was looking for face in the charcoal for quite some time . Le kickflip . my daily routine is open own 3d to check if voy / wickd / forgg is streaming and open AdventSugar's stream to check if she's showing cleavage else close it asap ... I don't know German , so I'm going to assume this video / song is about dolphin sex . It's blumchen so I'm not surprised but ... How many gallons ? Dafuq ? How'd you get the sun ? ლ ( People did not think the world was flat in the 40 ' s Tub Girl The ' out flag ' I wouldn't worry about getting too many * up * votes ... Smoking a cigarette is craving something productive ? Are we just randomly putting quotations marks around words when referring to the side of politics we don't like now ? Damn " Liberals " with all their " fear mongering " and " politics of negativity " . Do you see how fucking stupid and not at all insightful this is ? Except apparently if you do a shitload of drugs you learn everything This is an outright declaration of war ! Of course the first reply is a joke . " The best Superhero Movie of All Time " / should not have read aloud in airport What is FIQ ? I'm five . The logo looks like Lisa Simpson giving Bart a bj You'll call NOW . They have seen worse things . Hell , the nurse admitting you would probably just be Laverne and say : " Too bad you didn't fart when you wanted to keep sleeping " . All with a Shit like this that always leads me to re-buy games I thought I'd be tired of and got rid of only to see shit like this and remember why it was a awesome game . Then I kick myself in the ass for not keeping the game . Yes , I fully admit I'm a idiot in this regard Dammit . Thanks for that . Repost more . The comments on that page ... I am not ok with growin frequency of posts involving embryos for breakfast . None , i mean c'mon you are taking a shit for FSM sake . Yeah , it's not on the app store All of these comments refer to the curtain being open when NOT showering . The whole point is that people check behind the curtain when they are using the bathroom or something , but I leave it open when not in use . Of course I close it when showering I love this . Even though it got my nationality totally wrong ... For some reason when I was 12 I chose this as my CS handle after reading about it . I'm not even white . I think the bottom line is a girl chatted with him , which seems to be sufficient upvote material . That Justin King video was fucking awful . Thanks for that If you do not have any apple products why did you click the title Looks like she's in kindergarten and asking god for permission to pee Diglett is always photobombing everyone I never die in Oblivion Yes , MAMAI indeed sir As a photographer I say ; no thank you , I'd rather hold it in Sees obvious proof stating otherwise , blatantly refuses to accept it .. This . This so hard . Transcodes That's not irony Shiiiiiit man Cat ? I can't see it , imagur is down again Faggot repost of a repost of a repost ... I am a woman . I am great with money . In fact I have never actually met a man that is better with it than me ... Maybe I should therefore generalize that all men are bad with money . Dammit , my mom is on Facebook too Which is why we are in the milky way Yeah because you would stop to take a picture before you passed out or dialled 911 Subsequent comments are riddled with false generalizations about veterans and war . A friend Alien Blue has You call the woman a bitch over a toaster strudel . Dammit Omegle , why u no install php_gd with unicode ! ? Haha just found / r / netflix so don't mind me During my first successful adventures into the Nether ( success = Blaze Rods ) , I was running back to the Portal to escape to safety . Unfortunately , this is the one moment my allergies decided to kick in full-force ( I have debilitating sneezing fits due to a dust allergy ) . I didn't stop running because the ground looked clear ahead of me . But while sneezing , I apparently fell through a hole in that platform and into the lake of lava . Lesson learned : always pause . Damn , that sounds like absolutely vintage Banks . I really hope he doesn't bugger up the ending ( _Matter_ , I'm I'm in the meat department and yes , we only associate with produce . My flatmate recently invested in a very nice set of knives . I , being used to shitty generic chopping implements , managed to slice my finger open whilst cutting the very first onion . Five stitches . I'm sure you're far more sensible than me , but be careful . They're sharp . I remember we went to a WB store in the mall to get the large figures . But since the movie flopped that weekend they immediately packed up al their Iron giant merchandise . For me it was a big WTF . , .... is there not more here to be questioned ? Like why there is a zip tied louisville slugger above the pb and j or the fact that it just says jelly time ? There's no jelly time jelly brand . I bet it was an inside job , someone is getting a laugh outta pb & j In case they don't , OP has a 2 minute video on how to do it in 10 seconds Just waiting for the " brace yourselves , reddit is back up " meme posts . If it does happen , I don't see this ending well at all . Trust me ... they all " know " what you're doing in there Those wheels , plus the fact that they couldn't even maintain the roofline . read the title and thought That I wear a bra . This one stems all the way back to elementary . I'm a Man they shouldn't be .. those are piss poor . None . Cause choosing both sides is out of the question Someone liked the comment where she said she's sending her son to foster care . It's not ninja if you point it out Whenever someone walks by me , I usually hold my breath for a few moments so I don't have to smell them . Then most , if not all , redditors are uncreative twats , because * * A LOT * * of redditors post reaction pictures and gifs .... I was hoping you'd play along I fell for the ol ' " Want to duplicate your items ? ? ? " Drop them on the ground , hit ALT + f4 and duplicate . Quit calling it a gem It's like the worst designed subreddit and all the posts are by 3 creepy dudes . As a mod ( of r / aww ): En el proxy tambien me sale el doodle It was hyperbole . Static electricity . EFFIN MAGIC MAN . I've worked at summer camps , taught writing classes , and I babysit . Get your mind out of the gutter Who is she ? This one is a little ... Fucked up ? > Or would it be ' okay ' because it's a ' white ' dialect ? Crappy picture is crappy . Oh we made her a meme now ? That's not creepy at all , reddit . Why is your paperclip so blurry ? I've been an atheist for a couple months now ... Most charities are evil , donate $ 40 and find out which ones Your one to talk , SemenThrower Totally . I pirated FIFA 12 . Now when I see a woman I'll rape her because I have no moral boundaries What the fuck is wrong with some people TIL that xenophobia is " understandable " . not sure if sleeping or tenderly whispering If you need parent's permission ... I'm noticing a lack of a law allowing us to buy beer on Sunday . I'm really glad you all had a great time . Just want to pass along some advice ; part of photography is curating . If you have more than one photo of the same thing post only the one you like most . What you don't share is as important as what you do . Remember the three most key elements of taking a picture , focus , exposure and composition . Your first photo is of a blurry bike in front of blurry cars . Was i the only one who read the comments to the article ? Lens flares . These exchanges barely even make sense . I was at work and I was opting out of my usual duties to learn / watch a presentation on Call of Duty level design . Half way through the video in the dark room , I noticed that I had an erection . I'm not really sure what this means ... I'm the son Is that huge ? Do you propose EVERYONE get the day off today ? That's even worst cold kills whiskey ! I'm STILL waiting for my action pack . Strap on a helmet . There's a lot of those going around . Oh it's not creepy anymore ? That's not creepy at all , reddit . i 2nd the The devil planted this evidence . Otro karmawhoring de geoemt ? " He is a brain dead actor " ... by the Federal Reserve's Inspector General . someone said they ate 1/2 lb of bacon for breakfast . I was both jealous and Thanks . I don't follow the NHL that closely , but I always tune into the international stuff ... there have been times where our ladies were much more fun to watch than our men . I'm looking at you , 2006 men's team . Ok thanks ! They should have mentioned that somewhere , I feel like an idiot The fuck ? Pretty pimp . You'll have to swat the bitches away with a broom . Don't fuck it up . a million billion times ? That looks remarkably delicious ... I am now drooling over my keyboard why would you ... in class ... The one time I tried 15cc I got sixpooled . Never again . Zerg . God please do not let my parents be reincarnated as my child . God please do not let my parents be reincarnated as my child . I'll do pax singed for your pax jax This just ... Oh ... My ... So fucking ... Terrible . Just Terrible . Why is he explaining this to * kids * ? ! True but no need to downvote . Why was your kid in a bathtub alone ? That still doesn't justify pushing over the mascot I suspect it was some punk kids . they usually steal stupid crap like change and thongs why were you on my tower ? No . No they cannot . Spacedicks , yet away from the front page . Pretty bad pilot .... Didnt shoot a single invader Yes , which causes a lack of crops You are right , racism and sexism are lies put fourth by crafty minorities and women ( probably slutty abortion addicts ) to hide the obvious world of equality and opportunity we live in . I have seen the light ! ! I'd zap that ! > " then what will you eat " as if there is nothing else in the world besides meat that is food . Die Zeitung ist ja voll der burner , außer Müll nichts gewesen If we're afk you wouldn't have been able to contact one of us anyway Maybe said friend is the former 12 year old sister . Now some animal is wearing your condom as a hat In 120hrs of gameplay I have never encountered antibiotics . I don't even know what I just played Um , there are speed limits for exactly this reason . > " When you die , I'm going to eat you . " SSH host keys are another one I've never seen anyone do anything but say yes . We distribute host keys through puppet so it's not a big deal . So when you do get prompted you'd think they'd be even more suspicious . Not so , they still type yes without even thinking . #####Don't you dare withdraw cunt nigger you're too brave Oh I get it ........... If it were the case , we would cause grave bodily harm to those we become intimate with . Someone please explain the guns ! ! Thank you . So she's a sex addict but your just " hormonal " ? His look and behavior looks exactly like Aladdin's . Bumi is too naughty , Aang took away his bending Im 30 in 1 hour and 51 mins ... both of you , please , shut the fuck up ! It's in * Flash ! * :( Curse you Adobe ! ! ! ! It's definitely preferable . All of my coworkers are EXTREMELY religious . Its always the same shit . Having a bad day : " We'll at least god woke you up this morning . " * * sweet jesus I wanna nuzzle the fuck out of that chest ლ ( We were more than happy to share ... but not the entire pan That link looks NSFW .. Where is the Internet going ? I can't image what the world will be like " after " the Internet . Semi-related ; I use fod as a shortcut for the face of disapproval . You know , this guy I just busted out laughing at this and got weird looks from my family My mother in a bikini Why di the chicken cross the road That laugh Well of course you're going to get sunscreen if you stay out ALL day you dolts ! Shit says it only works for an hour or two before you need a new lather I wonder just how hard that mara nerf will be when it finally comes . FOTM class didn't get touched ( and even got some minor buffage .... are you celebrating the fact that a fucking tree fell down on your grandparents property ? Pop goes the weasel ! I see what you did there You make my think-box hurt . It's nice and all , good price but at 4 bones ... How much for shipping ? One of most frustrating things about facebook is people replacing G's with Q's I see my cousin's been getting around a lot lately 7 ' 1 here . Thanks for clearing that up ! If you didn't already know , Who keeps up voting this . LEGO not Legos . Legos is not an actual word Oh look ! ! Flow - ....... " Tampon King who sparked a period ... " I'm talking about the title Penis colour should not have been an option One of the best bars in Houston is located in a mall ? Chiptunes you say I know OP . Too late That was a risky click . Verdient eine Firma gut , Klagen sie alle damit sie abstauben können This was already posted and you decided to post it anyway . Armenian here and I can speak for all of us when I say we hate Turks . A genocide almost forgotten I automatically read this in the voice of the Shelly ( Stan's sister ) from southpark and nearly gave myself a stroke . I don't understand where these voices come from Finally ... read through the comments just to see if I was fucking insane , cause I though he was sorta hot in a dirty guilty pleasure sort of way . No more stories ! Go to your bed child ! > If they happen to get pregnant , they're allowed to marry , and are both / WeeAppPlugins / Forecast * * Outstanding . * * But 220 + dislikes ? What is going through a person's head when they dislike this masterpiece Also , you told me shoe_box is definitely in ! How I did was as I'm on iOS is copied the comment and saved the eyes of disproval as a shortcut as so : Male and female dancing is homosexual ? Dat cat tail Boss GT - 6 ? I didn't realize my volume was up so high when I clicked this . It woke up my dog who turned and Watch your language , young man / lady . Like this . TIL / r / incest exists ... Versuche es mal auf dem Flohmarkt I'm Australian Should have clicked after my cereal my sister told me that textiles is just as difficult as physics Motherfucker has multiple copies of Goldeneye . Redditor for 25 mins . , And you have been a redditor for nearly 2 years . And then I burn the superglue and get lung cancer . Damn you , Internet , causing my first glance to assume that the shark has a dildo on it's face . I was not prepared for that Well , putting glitter on your dong isn't that smart either . When asked when he first realized he was attracted to men , Cooper responded , " I looked in the mirror . " Three squeeks I'm fairly sure this counts as porn . A skimmer is most certainly not needed for every saltwater tank . Are those crocs white people Japan ... UI Interface While holding that stick in his right hand I thought you were talking about your vaginal lips . you don't put chapstick on your vaginal lips ? How exactly ? So sorry to disappoint you . Ugh , if someone is illiterate , they sign their name with an X . I like the shadow cast by the overhead lights , but don't like the light in the reflection . I meant testing my comments , see look I can make weird faces now ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > The fact that Windows , even up to XP , would let users just up and delete critical system files earns a big ' put me down , human So Anderson is finally coming out the closet . thanks for the input Um , what ? I'm not understanding why you can't just say the team / name . How is that too personal ? If he's a pro hockey player , or was in the NHL at some point , people know his name ... And how on earth am I supposed to figure out what school you're talking about . How does one even manage to spell " derping " wrong ? the " le " is getting out of hand Too late who's the ? And the snakes ... Looks like a .... pad . See , I would say you wouldn't do well at parties , but hearing something like this makes me want to drink excessively , so maybe you do better than my first assessment . That's not insulting to clinically depressed people * at all * . > When asked when he first realized he was attracted to men , Cooper responded , " I looked in the mirror . " You didnt have option to change it when you shared it ? The Big Montana I assume you're name , 9ag , has something to do with a * 9gag * website . How very surrealist ... This reminds me of one time I was having a heart to heart with my step-dad . He's a huge dude , about 6 ' 5 " ~ 280lbs . Nicest dude you'll ever meet , but he was an Army Ranger in Vietnam . He proceeded to look down , shake his fists and say " You know , I've killed people with these hands ... " I was hoping that at least there was a reason for it , even if only a bad one . Nope . Merkel ist doch gar nicht fähig dazu solche Gesetze durchzubringen ! Sie ist mir Griechenland , Spanien e . t . c besch äftigt , Sugar and salt ? I'm 15 and I can't whistle " Im_a_rapist " " where do you live " Same . I was like whaaat ? Yes ! You get it why i used USA as a example . I was seeing the world like a Civ V session . But really my question was about how a small country could make a Utopia Project but people started to attack my example of the USA . I'm not even from a English Speaking country My parents were there for that . These pictures look doctored ... And they didn't even clean up afterward . Piracy ? What piracy ? I didn't hear anything about piracy ... I'm sure no one Those are NOT Monster Munch I Don't think the second one is a Passport Photo ... * Facepalm * I have a feeling you're prolly super fucking hot too ... damn Yes . It is " It's so comfortable " You obviously don't live with a complainer from T . O . I hope , no I PRAY , that you are right . What if reddit is the only shread left of humanity that is still sane ! What a fucking idiot . Here you are showing your perfect ass and pussy for our fapping pleasure and he's concerned over the spelling of mundane Best AMA ever I'm so tired of everyone * * hating on Texas for a false stereotype * * that they hate gay people . I am a paralegal in the Navy . A few years ago when I worked at the prosecutor's office I worked on a child rape case . That is not so much out of the ordinary . The fucked up part is that I had to review photographs of a 6 month old baby boy whose penis and anus was covered in herpes that he contracted from his father . Yea faces , you beat up 1 man , who isn't a threat even to the diva's title ... I wonder how the poop trail happened with no one noticing ... I'm on my 7th year of university 1 semester away from getting my bs in civil engineering due to laziness , family and financial issues . One day my nephew out of nowhere asked me " How come you dont know how to be an engineer ? " I was taken back by the comment and I thought to myself ' you little ass , you dont understand life ! T_T ' then he says ' how come you dont use spy either ? ' ... I met some British folks in Australia who suggested we go to the nearby TGI Friday's for dinner and drinks , my reaction was a definite Enjoy your cataracts Releasing a service to the web servers and never checking it into source control What the fuck . VIP too ? Simple , lot's of people vote along party lines regardless of the candidate . My parents for example will only vote Republican . However , after a few months of Rick Scott my mother says , I really don't like him anymore . I would understand " helping out " , but yeah , you're right , I'm thinking about it more , and it's downright creepy . His mom was looking for a bag she left in the living room , and used it as an excuse to rummage through the closet in our bedroom It didn't seem strange at the time ? Well they'll die eventually anyway of old age There's a guy in my town who owns one that looks just like that one , and also a line green one of the same make . I just don't understand He's such a heat throb Cream ... their asses . Hmmmm , I feel like that's just discord in disguise Hmm , I don't know what you're talking about . So wait , you sometimes shit in people's gardens and leave a get well card for the plants ? Y'know , I actually remember one such forsworn using that grindstone , and he said something along the lines of " nord bones sure make a fine weapon . " Yes please I would love one edit : I'm bad luck Brian The very last comment was like an M . Night shyamalan movie If we could import this to the US energy crisis = solved ... But then it's just making the other side look bad through lying ... that's stooping to their level Wait , so you had full intercourse at age 10 ? ! ? ! ? ! Why is this thread full of people saying at which specific point they laughed ? Phineas and Ferb has sex jokes ? Not sure if sharing penis size ( They were both rescues and Mr Buttons is actually blind in his left eye , so I sorta , well , yeah I spoil them and love them way too much wut .. i don't even .. I read " a rabbit her cherry " My mother says she doesn't need to use the blinker if there's no one around , because " there's no one to tell " . Beaner u gay or something bro ? ? Yep . I have Linux Since when was it a surgeon's job to kill ? ( Seeing that is what a serial killer takes on as his / her job ) Are you me ? Read that as " * Butt Cheeks ! * " You ate her out while she wore jeans ... " That guy " ... My Vibrant was doing that with a few ICS roms , I'll restart , battery will go from say 60 % to 5 % , then I'll forcefully try to kill the phone so I can refresh the battery . Phone won't die , bounces back and forth between 1-5 % for at least an hour or two This looks like a post for / r / imgoingtohellforthis That was not legendary plastic mailboxes Seth macfarlane has acted in loads of tv shows actually , geebs 10 seconds on imdb would have told you that * Women Those little balls . Japanese , really ? Or his Drizzle ability Ahh , so that's the original , makes a bit more sense . A bit dark though Where I live there was an incident , a baby died at the day of his 1st birthday . Parents forgot to roll-down windows of the car while they were shopping for the baby's birthday party A kid at my school ground up some paracetamol , and then proceeded to snort it . This was in the middle of a science lesson , and his nose started to beed pretty bad . Then he went to the nurse's office to get some paracetamol to help with the pain These guys ... This should be in your text book . So I'm the 93.5 % ^ And what did we learn ? I don't like BIG fake boobs , they just don't have that movement and hang Cudos to you for not making the title " WTF " or " I can only think of two ways one can be a women eater . And if you're a woman eater in more than one sense .... pussy spider ? Awesome ... just don't tell anyone on reddit , they'll just down vote this shit out of you ... and make you hate birthdays even more Wait ... a human body ? When you're rich and famous , remember that jonthehobo gave you that idea . At first I was like People tell me I'm handsome for being middle eastern / Jewish . I'm Irish Yeah , that's the problem here If this post goes anywhere , I'll completely lose " faith " in reddit . Oh yeah , if it were fall You know what motivates me ? Sex . And when my girlfriend isn't around , Knowing I can go home and jerk off at the end of a long day . Wow a post from the 1950 ' s I wouldn't . I've seen some decent ' For Dummies ' programming books , but that shit ain't on that shelf . What the fuck is wrong with you ? Um yeah , if you bothere to read _Wolfos ’ comment , point entirely proven . I don ’ t see what we ’ re arguing about here , I thought it was pretty self evident that models get chosen based on looks and not much else I got that poster a few days ago as well , then I realized the image is from one of my least favorite DWs . That's a design on her shirt Sexist pig Open street map above , Google map bellow . Probably be simpler to whip up a batch of kool-aid again You were the one driving the car , weren't you My Boss once asked , how come we called the Native American's " Indians " . repost from / r / pokemon ( … unless you live in the NE apparently Yes ... random .. That was the joke > because that is what Star trek fans want from a show not sure why i read this as Chinese anal at night Damn you ... made me go look again Have you even ever done the Father Flame encounter in UBRS ? If it were just another Reddit argument I would have used more I smoked legal ( slang for spice in the south ) for about 6 months , I saw no ill effect other than one or two bad trips and a little paranoia but ultimately stopped because i knew it was bad for me ... Well I only started smoking it because I couldn't find a dealer Trend ? i still think the ' we ' is rather appropriate or even moreso Every guy is different for me . I prefer a 6-7 inch cock that's nice and thick . ( probably because my pussy has been described as " shallow " There are 3,863 subscribers ? What bothers me is right after she says that she PUSHES him down into the water . It really depends on the person . I got a girl's initials there , and she got mine , but hers faded in like 3 days . Mine is still going strong 2 and a half years later , unlike that relationship I'm lost for words , this girl is so stupid ... except it didn't ? I didn't ask for anything ... ? Then chivarly is a draft dodging hippie . My god , Texan here . I can't tell you how * * pissed off * * I am 24/7 from May through October . And it seems like no one fucking gets it ( at least , no one in the elevators at my work ) because they're all like " why the angry face ? " and I'm all like , " have you * been * outside ? " and they're all like " yeah ! It's great ! Winter was brutal . " and I'm all like " Thank you ! They are from target . They are meant for really--really small pups This is a subreddit for Adobe Fireworks - - a web design program . Yep that's the one , fortune magazine 1 % er . After always seeing them play west coast shows it truly was like Not even maximized . * checks user name * Had the same issue in the hanger during the ME3 Cerberus assault . It took me until the third time through to notice that there's a usable mech in a bay off to the side . Awful Lot Of Christians Here Lost ends with season three ; they all got off . I live 5 minutes from the lake , drive by it multiple times everyday . Whenever I see pictures posted like this I realize how much I take it for granted . Some days the lake does have those colors , sometimes its just a gross green color When I'm in the mood , I like asking them if they've got their visas sorted out . " Oh , I can just go as a tourist , find a job , and then get a work visa ! It can't be that hard . " Says she hasn't watched the video since it happened .... I like the ones that have the seam for pockets , without the actual damn pocket . Totally useful . Some of the porn wallpapers were weird as fuck . Anyone else see " Quantum Leak " ? Le lol . I would not like to watch that . This sounds like a idea out of west virginia combined with the liquor store being closed for the evening Stop ruining my magic . Nice try Perlini marketing team ... Lmao . I loved how I scrolled down and was like " One of them isn't working . Plastic , it's all we had left after you fucking convicts took the metal ones Or a webcam . There's no Xbox 360 on the desk ... unless , the 360 IS the desk ! Wow , you were some pretty damn hardcore kids . I can't even take the doctor's needle . Swain and Malphite are incredible in ARAM I have never Are you kidding ? You actually said " taking care of retarded people " . > Also , you don't have to wait " 2-4 weeks " for delivery It's worse when someone asks you for a cigarette and you don't even smoke . I'm just like " do I look like I smoke ? " though I guess there's really not much to go on when you're trying to find another smoker , except , maybe , finding someone who's actually smoking . My husband had flaming red hair when he was younger , and now only his beard is red . It's absolutely hot and something that garners him a lot of attention . Too much even . They also broke every guide's item builds Did you guys REALLY get upvotes for that ? ... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ holy shit this is awesome ! I never knew ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You're from Lawrence and you say the roads are in bad shape ? That cat got really big after all those years in there It only took me about 4 hours to get it set up ( already had the kegarator in my office ) . The hardest part was getting the flow sensors . I had to order them from the Netherlands and they were about $ 30 / each . Everything else was off the shelf ( now that you can get arduinos at radio shack I don't even think a size 10 in dresses is that big . I'm usually a 7/8 in dresses ( I'm actually a weird in-between size because my boobs are too big for a 5/6 and too small for a 7/8 , but that was beside the point haha ) and I can't imagine someone a size bigger than me would be what I'd consider " big . " Your height pretty much makes everything okay again anyway , so I don't know where this employee got off asking if you needed the plus size section . I'm prepared for the nuclear holocaust by also collecting bottle caps . What a koinkidink . hahaha exactly what I was thinking Unnecessarily divisive . Would be interested as well . Seems like the full video is much longer ... My husband can pick up languages with seemingly no effort whatsoever . I asked him once how he was able to teach himself so many languages since there wasn't anyone to correct or check his work . He just said , " Well , you just know if it's right or not . " That belly button Did no one read the article ? ! Picture taken from where ? my boss is opening a restraunt on the surfide peir on the 4th . Interesting story , slightly related . So I was firing at my horse to level up my archery . Eventually , I pulled back an arrow only to be surprised by a Courier . My arrow promptly fired and killed him . So I just went back a save , no big deal . And the same . damn . thing . happened . Wait . Is he buried ? ! You've got to be kidding me Comic sans 35000 comments Pretty sure this is a repost . Where the hell was gas $ 1.50 in the 90s ? Try being vegan at a global reddit barbecue . El naco que hizo esto no sabe escribir frappuccino Is he on drugs ? When did that deer have time to think about kicking the massive swooping bird ? And your on r / SanDiego You spell it Bankai You ... you ate the bagel ? ? You're saying that kissing during sex is really hard to do ? Woman ! You * belong * to no one but yourself . 2.6 million views Reading these made me feel so much better about a situation I was in at the beginning of my pregnancy . I'm my dad's only child but my step brother is really spoiled and he and his daughter get a lot of stuff from my parents while I get tend to get overlooked a lot . ( long story short , he's needy and irresponsible but I'm really independent so they don't think I need help ) I'm 28 FINALLY get pregnant and within a week he announces he's engaged and his fianc ée ' s pregnant What the fuck , I am * * * NOT * * * clicking that link You missed the firearms . Responsibly , of course . NOT into the air No is it gewd ? DAT EVERYTHING ! More weapon types Came here looking for sauce , was disappoint This can only be one thing ... dat extra space ... They probably just knew what to look for on the EEG . Bathroom trip + sudden spiked lines on the screen = nurse goes Oh , good . Gosh I'm slow sometimes ... After I read this , my body started itching all over . I didn't know guys could do this . India exports beef ? But this was a male doctor . Said really I watched every second of that . It's the fucking eyes man She must have been doing it wrong dude So many damn cliffhangers Really ? While it's still on the front page of r / videos ? Nice civilization name . I thought american women were more fond of weed whackers than this . " Your Account does not have access to this game " This got too awkward too quickly But Batman would never use guns , right ? Yup . Basically At first I was all like And all of their beats by dre promoting Well if you cannot gank all three lanes quickly what two lanes should you focus on then ? > " Remove all your clothes . " Two Loaded boards , same setup Because talking on the cell phone while driving is never a bad idea Wow as a non premium I didn't know that ... I guess it's time to buy Premium ... Seems like only the strategy guide is worth the 50 bucks lol'd at the lady in the middle . " What the fuck is it with you guys and first thinking about rape ? * * ALL * * the weed was there I never actually thought wtf being as this is a copy pasta but then I read the comments about roaches . You are a cold-hearted bitch . Downvote for you , madam . Yes , thats true , about 11000 and counting is a number I have heard been mentioned . We are so well integrated that even the right-wing party that doesnt like foreigners think of the adopted korean as a Swede ... " Head cheese " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Lol'd . I was like , " Okay , okay ... I would know from multiple past experiences with him and me in the bedroom Dear NukeThePope , I come across your posts here regularly and I'm always entertained . XDDDDD when the hell are you gona follow through with your name though ? XDDDDD And Richard Dawkins is , of course , the GOD OF ATHEISTS . Mine's fat leg king Hull ? and it's not a real site , unfortunately ... says a guy who posts to r / spacedicks . What about a burglar with a saw Japanese ancestors ? See you're not alone Any guy who has to buy a wife is just a sad bastard . Seriously anyone that dumb deserves to be screwed out of all of their money . It's a really pathetic situation for everyone involved . An free ? Now I FINALLY know what " AMA " stands for Once I saw a " beggar " get up , throw his sign on the ground , and drive off in his Porsche parked across the street I had this feeling continuously during my first year of riding in SoCal along I - 5 . Didn't help that unless u wanted people swerving around you like your a idiot minimum speed was 75 Cutie pie ? Rafiki added enchantments and then went to bed right after . Never that one Ruined at the end with " I read that as " it's ready to suck your ass . " No IE on their team's Ezreal . Why am I watching this ... Apparently their 19 ... What the hell is OAG's name ? I used to know ... Me Darth Vadersta ... Really Actually I'm an asexual guy . I've used porn in an attempt to find any interest in sex . I've seen ... Things ... Still have cooties sometimes too Aquatic apes I was ready for them to go in The End of Time . In the season five episode with Winston Churchill , I was like , I've known I was bisexual since I was 7 . I was also raised catholic so I thought I was going to hell when I was 7 . But really , 11 year olds probably need to have omegle blocked on their computer for a couple years ... I know I met some weirdos online ... i'm an asshole frequently . i still think using trigger warnings is a good idea because it's literally like a handful of words to prevent a PTSD meltdown . how hard is that ? I absolutely hate people who want one computer for work and one computer for gaming Very similar : my exgf told me " it's no wonder your ex wife cheated on you " That spaghetti in the back . Or you know , you're gay ... Like me and well ... WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT THIS ? ! What the heck porn are you looking at that has ads ? Your friend sounds like he was eating those chips and watching the cop circle around like it was a movie , I've done similar in high situations though I think the first warning sign should have been that there was not piss carpeting the ENTIRE floor . > magic cards Why are the books in her hand not Goosebumps books ? House tanks have been known to explode at times ... Auto . Why does it always have to be Russians , we always gotta be the villain I used to wake up at 4 in the morning so I could play for 3 and a half hours before school . No wing commander ? He paused beside a pillar , before the tomb of a long-dead Stark , " I loved that old man . " ... Don't diss your own mom ... Skumbag Did this job before getting my RN ( loved it an want to return someday ) but YES ! It never fails ! Sick and dying at home ? Farthest room from the door , back of the house , highest freaking story . Had a guy pass ( quite wealthy ) three story 8,000 sq ft house died in the very back room of the third floor > She loves it of course . How do you know how it feels to be tea bagged hard from multiple directions ? How was it ? I could see the fireworks from my work , because I had to work today I'm guessing you did since there were fireworks last night We were slow , but got busy the last hour we were open so I didn't get to see any fireworks . Lame I don't know if that's fair . I mean , the three top-voted comments are ' Definitely slap an NSFW tag on that . A fair bit of porn on that page . ' , ' Some of the porn wallpapers were weird as fuck . Anyone else see " Quantum Leak " ? Thanks for perpetuating that ... " ( Gasp ! ) titties ! It must be that the gaming subreddits hate women . And this was after I obtained my medbud card . by chance do you work for macy * s ? Buddy of mine use to frequent the restrooms there , until he was arrested . Now he sticks to the adult book stores in the city over from us I sure as hell hope it's different with dogs I work at blockbuster ... in case you are right : I view you like this : " it's just my wife and me . Perfect time to log back in " I bet the steam sales pick up when NI stops theirs . Gilda from My Little Pony . Bitch By this logic , you could only bang women from ages 1-12 . 1-24 if you use the military / * 24hr scale . Thanks .... NSFW images are now on my work computer because I'm tired and thought it said " / r / pokemon " . I didn't realize this when I first watched it ( because I was too young ) , but it's basically an hour of Picard being tortured . Especially the psychological stuff seems way worse now . And then the guy brings his daughter in Bleacher Report ... Yeah , when he's not spamming his twitter feed ... Mine is the page on health insurance from my nursing textbook You designed a nice looking poster but saved it as a . jpg Ah , i hate it when people don't reply and just comment , i never know if someone is just saying something or replying to a person Love how you get downvoted to negatives for no reason ... gaming subreddits Mine said the same . Thinks it might be good in coffee . Funny I'm hoping for the exact opposite I don't have the book next to me at the momet but it was " The Last Lecture " . It said something about William Shatner Who are you to decide what is ridiculous and what's not ? Ever hear of the word tolerance ? Just because you disagree with someones beliefs doesn't give you the right to insult them . You must be a really fun guy at parties ... Was at a bachelors party in a benihana's when the waitress came by and asked if they were any food allergy's at the table . 1 person said mango's , another said peanuts , and then one guy yells out " cats ! ! " . I have never seen a harder [ ] ( / dude ) actually I'm waiting for my first time to do that .... I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE . * looks at username * Seriously ? didn't find that code . Pretty sure that's not Albany right now If only anyone else on Reddit cared ! Øresundsbron ? What is this treachery ? Uh ....... ' No black holes ' ? Babies too ? Seriously ? Yes , let's downvote him for liking something we don't like ! Jesus Christ what were they thinking ? well , if I haven't before , now I will because his image is in my memory now . thanks . You had better not be 10 yeas old ... I broke down my Super Redhawk one day and was like Baby koalas eat their mother's shit to strengthen their immune systems in order to digest eucalyptus . Minty , huh . All this patriotism actually made jump a bit ... reminiscent of the OAG face .... only with America on it ...... Now there is machine porn too Had I been that driver , I would have immediately turned into that guy and rammed him into the guardrail . I would have gotten out , pulled out my baseball bat , and wouldn ’ t have left until there wasn ’ t an unbroken bone left in his body larger than my hand . Yes , you came to the comments to look at someone saying they look stupid at work . You are squatting in basketball shoes . .... redditors at my university ? I dressed up as princess yue because I'm a spirit panda . Mine says " Hazard Assessment Checklist " L'amour de ma vie means the love of my life . You're not even supposed to use that when talking about a family member . Unless you're a redneck . I had an ex who used to work at Arbys , and she told me that the roast beef arrives at the store as a pulpy liquid in a large plastic bag , which they then put it into molds and bake . TIL Cue rimshot can easily be misread as ... something else . I'm not . " The news spread like a forest fire in the neighbourhood ... " Okay , I'll bite . Why is that How is that dangerous ( dont even think about saying it will make you crash while driving I didn't see any porn apps there I think you've missed the point . Yeah , because no one finds ripped black dudes with enormous cocks attractive . post all the PMs ! with usernames ! except mine plz Don't forget to put this on / r / popping . Casually read this as " Thoughts on cooking [ NSFW ] " I thought it would be funny if I was correct , but now I just feel sorta creepy inside .... but then he'd be looking a fool . with his pants on the ground . THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING TEAM JACOB WOULD SAY . thanks for that Try Pizza Hut Wait a min , Katie Holmes actually divorced Tom Cruise ? I thought it was some inside joke in Reddit Because of this video ... I don't want to say I was a Marine in the Air Wing ever again Loki Finch " Six-week low ? " Is that considered significant now ? No , I mean explain the joke ... I don't get it What can I say ? Insufficient blood tithes ... I also live here and we have the same car Talking over the phone is not an option for a deaf person . * Found this gem * . I just walk in . So we found our ash I'm not sure if I want to google Jeff 1 . I laughed pretty hard at this until I realized I just ate an entire fucking pizza by myself The day a dolphin gets more action than me ... Every hole filled with a plastic piece will cause her to make a face Ggggg gg gggg ggggg . How lazy do you have to be ? Include one for ' Not populated by achievement whores ' You need to spend more time outside Hot + romantic But yet you still clicked on the link Cats don't get cake days Wait ... they tore an Obama sticker off your * wheelchair * ? At first I was like cool story and then I was like Yes ! Totally agree with you ! / r / metric You would not believe the amount of people who * seriously * believe that the metric system is a socialist invention that will turn America into France . I'd say about 20 % of the reason I subscribe to this sub is to get tracks to drop in the mix at clubs . Always a bit of a why were you looking at your professor's email Never . Dig . Straight . Down . And miss out on Scorpio and Clavain ? That is probably the ship . She isn't that loud . At least I didn't jump out of my seat and scream " OH MY GOD , IT'S LARRY ! ! ! " when he came onstage , like my mom did No . If FUUUUUribe doesn't GIDP .... that's at least 2 . Did you actually just blame 9/11 on Bush We are all connected in some way . Like it or not . Not mine sorry , got it from derpbook . All I have is a spikeless-dog Fuck you for making an album and posting here to try to shame and humiliate these people based on their looks . I also find your collection to be VERY misogynistic , trans-misogynistic , and homophobic , considering that many of your images are of men ( or possible trans women who don't pass so well ) in feminine articles or poses . There isn't anything WRONG , SHAMEFUL , or UGLY about femininity . How about no ? Even my school , which loves to fondle M $ ' s ballsack with all the school webapps written for IE and all the M $ development software ( including server maintenance You guys rejected me and didn't say why I've heard that more times that I could ever possibly handle on / r / metric . This ... this ... uhhh ... what Alright , Allison . All day I have had a very strong pain in my scrotum . Touch é I knew about the " iron sights " but an actual scope ? If he walks away , you guys need to seriously look at Rondo ( You can't be serious Clothes or Bra / panty shopping Sorry , but I'm sort of done with these really obvious " Does anyone find this very common sexual act sexy ? " questions . Those Juan villagers ... I don't think I've ever seen my hubby get them either . ... middle school ? Facebook ? I started off with a bolt action . 22 when I was about 11 years old , so I offer you the Internet Handshake of the Gun Girl . The worst bit of pics like this for me is that I'm 5 ' 8 " , about 125 lbs , and kind of model-y looking ( I guess ) , so people assume that THIS is how I'm going to hold a weapon . Because of pictures like this . Well I really wish that spoiler tag worked properly . I'm only half way through season 5 I would pee in empty Pringle cans and empty them out at set intervals , then my mother discovered it all * She shall not pass * , he told himself , and said " The prince is watching the children at their play . He is * never * to be disturbed when he is watching the children at their play " ( A Feast for Crows , Page 45 ) I also hate it , but my boyfriend loves it . It's overplayed and that red headed kid freaks the shit out of me . Motherfucker has yellow eyes I've just updated my post with another one . we both knew As a Philadelphian ... " Officials say * * Gary Coleman * * took his historic ride " Penis lightsaber fight in the shower after gym class with my friends That if I don't get my act together for the resist of high school , it'll be incredibly hard afterwards . Probably gonna gt downvotes and lots of You did exactly the same Uh , the kid just murdered someone and you're feeling sorry for him ? I see you have your priorities right You should really go to hell That's some impressive MSPaint skills . " poop needle " Are you sure that's not a small cougar ? Let me get this straight : because * you * think there is no practical purpose behind understanding the Higgs boson , there isn't one ? You may never see this in the sea of comments but I once had left a cooler with avocados in it for months . I had to throw that cooler away because the smell was stained into the plastics It definitely is . I got it the day after it came out . I've also posted about Batman in other threads , not that anyone noticed . * " Tharr she blows " - Men everywhere . Gulp ! Eat his weenier for science ? Kids ... Actually i dumped her I have pussy warts . Just Kidding I'm clean sort of .. Or gore God dammit it sent me through spaceclop Good luck on the couch hunt . I hate JV . Watch out for the red light cameras . I have to drive through those every morning and have had the pleasure of getting one in the mail . Make sure you come to a complete 2 second stop before you turn right . Just slightly rolling through it will cost you $ 75 Talk to him , ween him into going out to these sorts of things , don't abandon him at clubs , and don't force him into doing anything he isn't comfortable with . There are breathing techniques that could also be beneficial , like " belly button " breathing , and visualizing something that is calming . more friends than in my lifetime . Tells real whore to do " said thing " in order to karma whore on reddit ... Most loyalty stems from geography . Typically we'd want our " local " team to win and root for the local team . Which , coincidentally , is why I'm a Cleveland Browns fan . I grew up that way Snagging ? ? I don't even want to think how that would be possible . just please ... no one say " Luke ... I am your father " Scumbag Brain : Click its gona be Skrillex ... Yes it sold this morning . I stuck it up for 250m buy out expecting it not to sell . I'm now sitting at 249m and the gf is giving me the old I , a woman , hit on a man awkwardly on purpose . Just to make things awkward . Some guy yells out " i bet you're circumcised " on mw3 the other day . what could possibly be in those bags that came froms walgreens i need chicken ears . i hear ... Or you could have shot him a Why do you not have the battery percentage turned on .. That's Eve and AJ is 25 Scottish house ( based on English house ) . Looks > making it look Scottish . Oh god I hate it when people are asking me , " Any baby yet ? " Really ? Does it look like I'm less pregnant ? " Just include in the laws that you have to eat pork in order to benefit . " - My mother . Sorry , man , but . I'm really hung over from last night He needed bandages for that And you are a baseraper , last night cspian . Faggot Disable auto rotation . On hold with Cox : " If you need technical support check out our website for trouble shooting problems . " When I was 16 I was working as a cashier at a grocery store this woman with 3 unruly kids running around comes through my line with a bunch of shit that was obviously for herself . Her EBT card won't cover a candy bar , since you know , it's not a necessity . She proceeds to bitch me out over it so loudly that every person checking out turns to stare and then whips out a $ 100 bill to pay for the effing thing ... Wow . That is a huge failure on the part of both the school and her research advisor . this repost even has the same title I know but it doesn't usually bother me for some reason ... And it depends on the facial hair ... Aaaand depends on um ... Where you are ... If the Russians are still going to queue on the EU servers , does'nt mean that us Scandinavians just got our own server ? You aren't Asian , are you As a single father , * * You found me . * * Nice try , Valve store . Well fuck me Oh crap not again > 13 year olds are not ok to have sex with . Because logging out of Reddit REALLY HAPPENS . Your move atheists . I don't think our police even have tazers . Which is a good thing As the daughter of a single father I second this At a dog wash , " Unattended children will be given a free puppy . " I know who you are , Mr . Boylston . Still waiting for complete playset , 6 boosters and 10x class set plus all applicable bonuses ... This just happened to me ... and a split second later , I had a brake failure ! Better than porn Damn , I thought it was a woman this whole time Pac-Man Cost as much as BF : BC2 ( they're both on sale ) WASD keyboards makes custom keycaps . Check them out . They could do a That would work until OP's boss tries to leave him a voicemail . The conspiracy , it all makes sense now ... And voted based upon cultural influence ? All of my I understand . I'm lucky enough to have one friend who is a real Whovian , but she lives across the country . She's the only one who saw a picture when I got my Tom Baker scarf . I'd post a picture of it here , but that would compromise my * secret identity * . No ... it's not interesting at all . Ahhhhh the good old days of yester year when man could spank his bitch just for being his bitch . WTF ! These pricks all deserve a fucking tuning themselves I was looking for the wrong name . " all these stories are just about people pissing on each other It was Ysolda ... It's been proven that low rates of colon cancer in the Asian community is do to the act that they squat to poo . So you're doing that right . For me I eat 1-2 cups of spinach for breakfast and I've been regular for months . I eat my breakfast 10 mins later I shits . Yawn ! Think anyone of them are texting each other ? Looks like you have a camel toe Drinking somewhat warmish gatorade right now The hell is that ? I joined Reddit . I imagine the writer of this article was excluding legendaries . Imagine a world where Arceus , Dialga , Palkia , Giratina , Groudon , Kyogre , Rayquaza , Deoxys , Reshiram , Zekrom , Regigigas , Mewtwo , Moltres , Zapdos , Articuno , Ho-oh , Lugia , Suicune , Entei , Raikou , Celebi , Latios , Latias , Darkrai , Heatran , Victini , Genesect , Kyurem , Landorus , Thundurus , Tornadus , Virizion , Terrakion and Cobalion are all stompin ' around doing what they want . Teemo panda skin ... Good luck friend , you'll do fine ! Wait how much was that ring ? " I got kicked off a bus once because the driver thought my clarinet was suspicious . I even opened the case and showed her what was inside : an instrument and some sheet music . Why do I have you tagged as Meat Pudding Guy " That is not a Goomba George Oscar Bluth Bluth ? / r / Imgoingtohellforthis Es de elecci ón local no ? El paquete y las boletas no se ven como los del IFE . De todas maneras Hey I live like an hour North of this . It's the alpine slide . Water does not go on this A bra or a bikini top would be my guess . I hope you didn't take it home . My reason is because nobody has anything interesting to say . I'm not shy , I'm an introvert . I don't like talking about mindless topics for the hell of it . I want to have engaging conversations about things I'm interested in or things you're interested in . If I can discuss my interests or learn new things by asking about yours I can talk for hours . Nobody seems to understand that about introverts Rooster Teeth ^ Agreed . I Still Do This ... Oh trust me , I've seen profiles for people's pets Unfortunately I think I posted at a bad time of the day because everyone in the U . S . is asleep This isn't top of the list Interviewing college RA candidates ( who are themselves college students ) . A pretty standard question is to ask them what they'd do if a student made a pass at them . This one responded , " Oh , that's not a problem , I never date college boys . " So this is the only way we end up on the front page of r / soccer . So you were looking to repost ? Why would anyone draw this ? These " " are very suspicious The website is just an empty white page Aha I see what you did there . Choking hazard for a frisbee I'm the wife ! I've heard mixed things about the job market in Cleveland , and so I'm still up in the air . In a perfect world I'd be able to get a decent paying job immediately , and I'm pretty sure the hospital where I work now would hire me , but options are so limited and my commute is over 45 min . I'm also scared of driving in traffic , though . After having my brother help me set up my first ssp world I decided to go outside with my new armor and take on some mobs . 2 minutes later i was lost in the forest again and spent another half hour trying ti find my home again . You can bet I spent the rest of the week on peaceful I don't want to live on this planet anymore . I thought you were going to say " awful Texas . " at first I didn't see the pot in the picture and was like , smoking pot makes your computer go faster ? I know a Tucker like you . Are you fucking kidding me . By which I mean 80543 maybe its ur uniform if u have one or the just flat out bitchs Oh I will I think it's in season two when Ryan gets a medical card and Wilfred is * still * smoking out of that Gatorade bottle Should this not have a NSFW tag ? " Separation or church and state applies only to non-Christians , it says so right here In the bible . You could be some inspirational super hero , with no special powers , except a good message that it's okay to be different ! I shouldn't like this as much as I do . Since when did I gain a fetish for Hawaiian shirts ! Couldn't you like Skype them . Science is fucking hamsters Ah , now it makes sense . I've never seen that movie . Incidentally , that was the year I was born . Got 19/20 , I just missed Marowak . You start it , I'll follow . Closely . Nevermind rotating the earth backwards but flying faster than the speed of light is what defines overpowered for me First time back on this sub , dinosaurs still on the front page I'm relatively new to Reddit and all , but it pisses me off to know that people deliberately repost shit He created his channel around September of 2011 . Yeah right ... " awesome " ... Don't miss out on the Sanctuary Wine Charms ! I didn't think it was possible , but I am gayer having seen those . It did not ruin the game at all . Saying otherwise is completely ridiculous The red one pictured on the site is pretty ugly . Mine is blue . But thanks for the constructive criticism . I JUST read up about it on the wikiped , apparently the new season is to be set at a mental institution in the 1960 ' s with completely different characters I'm not sure what else you want to know . It's pretty much there in the post . Flashed with newest fw , modem turned off , now won't come on . I didn't mention reading the back of the box and petting a puppy because I didn't want to sound condescending , but apparently that didn't matter to you , so I should probably edit my first post . Pontiac is north of Detroit . This is one of the few replies that hasn't made me It's probably because bars are a fine place for gentlemen to weep over broken relationships . Hence , you dont really want to get reminded of wedding themed stuff . Especially not by a coaster Well that didn't sound creepy as hell .... O wait it did . It's a little hard to be nuanced when the other side has Fox News as their mouthpiece . This is only the third time I've seen this video on reddit female Garen The shape of her face reminds me of TheOddOne ... You were fisted once ? Sir , probability does not work that way I want to kill them Initially friend-zoned ... Anyone else bothered by the 30 A . D . ? Well I'm glad they're looking out for our interests This was aleady uploaded today ... Any chance you are the " girlfriend " the guy in the other thread talked about ? well i'm withdrawing right now and all i can say is Dat face > you made me Male Katarina Some guy called me a slut for telling him he should move to the other side of the lane before dev hooks him .... Oh wait that's normal Decided to check it out ... I tune into a guy not moving for a minute , and then the person recording putting up stupid youtube videos ... Bruce Redd McConkie ( July 29 , 1915 – April 19 , 1985 ) was a member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints ( LDS Church ) from 1972 until his death . McConkie was a member of the First Council of the Seventy of the LDS Church from 1946 until his calling to the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles . Seriously .... what.the.fuck . Don't forget Coleman , who was too busy playing Three Stooges all by himself to tackle Cruz when he was * right there * . Massive , crippling debt ? Sounds like we need a new billion dollar project ! Filming in the woman's bathroom I'm a nutrition major ( who's lost over 85 lbs ) .. if you think this is frustrating , you should head over to the ketosis circle jerk that is r / loseit .. most have Zero clue what the fuck they're talking about , spout bullshit , and assert that the only way to lose weight is to eat no carbohydrates .. fucking surprised I'm still subscribed No comments how mean No comments how mean Too late . I can't believe it was still alive . > Christians don't believe in thestrals Is that Comic Sans ? These people are * in * Las Vegas , and they don't know what state they're in ? I hope they were at least international visitors ... I see that you , OP , have also shaved thy crotch like me ... You know why And everyone downvoted you for not getting the reference But I'm guessing the organisers aren't going to be giving competitors 47 % of their money back What's the point in writing " dear xxx " and then posting to an atheist forum ? Gee , thanks but I'll pass Whenever I pee my piss never touches the damn bowl * Weird , I read your comment and kept preparing myself for level 11 . I got a " game complete " screen after level 10 . An IQ test written in Ebonics based on black culture is surely the answer ... I was listening to that song as I read this . Maybe I should rethink my life . There are a wealth of methods to practice to have a lucid dream . These include WILD , DILD , WBTB and MILD . Type these into google and find out from the various tutorials . BTW next time , check google for some tutorials before coming to this subreddit for help Lol ! This is awesome ! I tried to squeeze past a coworker sitting in a chair in the office last week and smacked him in the back of the head with my belly . " We don't allow no smoking in our house " The McDonald's in my hometown had to be closed temporarily on account of maggots in the coffee grounds . Come on you wouldn't go for the Asian chick ? I had no idea there was one , either I went to all the worse case scenarios .. Now I'm scared The babies were having sex . Yay you did me ! .... Although that name is practically the antithesis of me If you do not want to be insulted than by all means refrain from making yourself a target , if I am taking a shower while ranting than I suppose you just walked into the wrong bathroom It's a Futurama quote . Worlds first sex dolls ... Once ? Wish I could upvote your comment more than once Haha , I just had to go there ! XD But yeah , she put on WAY TOO MUCH that made her looking like a prostitute . Someone thought I was 40 years old from one of my pictures . I'm goddamned 20 I am the liquor Evangelical Christian summer camp . All summer , age 12-16 . Thanks , Mom and Dad ! I was the first one to move into my house for the second term of summer classes , so I was alone :( my Shabbat candle box lied , so I had to wait for hours for them to burn out so I could go to bed . i deserve a full blown um ... okay ? Still happens . Some big man went around asking everyone if they wanked , and he was suddenly weirded out by the answer . * What did you expect ? What up Coyotes ! ? You guys gave a hell of a run in the playoffs :) I like the style - I wish I could pull off a cute look while wearing any hat . Hats make me look goofy It's behind a paywall . A 4 years old JPL paper that's not publicly available . Sounds like the account holder is a bit of a jack ass . Oh wait , that's standard for the gay community . Just ignore them until they go away or send a dick pic . Let's share notes and pictures ... That and advice on shaving the ass and the crotch , as it was a pain when I did it the first time : U I've still only done it once ... Shaving that is ... I still have my V card ... ... Not sure if OP is joking ... Why was that link purple for me ................... too bad some noob mixed our flaked corn in with our grain Your use of the word " improved " is .. * suspect * But spiderman doesn't wear red chucks . Where is it i cant find it Just put $ 20 in my truck and the needle barely moved an 1/8 That low RAM + little tires . It had so much potential Why is a medical man wearing a fucking balance wristband ? Namely , Latin is awesome . There is other dead language that is worth teaching ; * I'm looking at you , Te Reo Maori . at first i read " pornography " club . i was like " WAT Dump his ass , pikachu's a mouse > I'm on to you photosonny That is clearly icing in that last picture . Things like this always remind me of my college dorm experience . When deciding a room for you , they ask for music preferences . On the list , they had Metal , Hiphop , Rock , Country , several subgenres of each , and then at the bottom : " Classical / Jazz " . I see you have been browsing / r / spacedicks . " Holy shit this is amaz ..... It is one Water * polo * ... Jeez Is her butt actually touching the back wall ? Ughhhh ... Camouflage dildo ? Am I the only one who read his comment in Samuel L Jacksons voice ? ? I have no fucking idea I believe hupeople is the correct plural . Octupuses octopi octopodes Oh God .... And that's either a really teeny camera or a really ... Spacious cavern I'm scared of some of you I dream of a day I don't have to include NSFW on a link to a webpage with a topless woman on it ... There is a penis shaped smoke cloud on the second panel on image 5 . EXCUSE ME SIR , You aren't * only * 5 ' 6 ' ' Mine look like Hands - pretty self-explanatory . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I will likely never tell my parents that I smoke . But last night I could have SWORN I overheard my mom's friend say " mary jane " when handing her a birthday tea tin . What's the point of rules then , they don't buy there way to get there No . For gaming mice the only things I think are important are a comfortable shape , good clicking action ( not too hard not too soft , correct angle of motion so your fingers don't get tired ) , and a reliable laser that doesn't spaz out when you lift the mouse a millimetre off the table ( some razor mice Is no one going to comment on this ? smearing ... what kind of shit ? Cheers . Damn iPhone autocorrect Im more so disturbed by the amount of people who find this not disturbing .... Esas señoras en las esquinas quieren ver al país arder I took a job delivering pizza by motorcycle in London . Got hit by a different taxi every fucking day ! Quit after third day without collecting wages . ( 2 x why did you have to remind me of that ლ ( Fish are people too ! ! Attended a prerelease - got an awful pool , Rares were 2 lands , Hellion Crucible , the red giant thing , Super expensive green ramp spell , and Vampire Nocturnus ( hes not very good in limited ) . Some guy's daughter pulled Nicol Bolas , Krenko , Yeva , thundermaw hellkite , and Vampire Nocturnus Uhhh where the fuck is MY copy ! ! ! But not of consenting mental capacity If the economy system was actually there for fun you could destroy a town economy then revive it in no time . If only ... Bethesda You see , if you switched the roles around so you were the guy and he is the girl you suddenly turn into a perverted rapist . When I was in 4th grade , a girl threatened to have her period on me . Shut me the fuck up , it did . That wasn't crappy at all , you lying douche . " It can only be used once " - Yeah , that'll teach people to be mindful of waste Since when do Jets not exist ? I was wondering if he's sick .... Probably not feeling good . Yeah . I can see how that's similar ... Legally changed her name to Lights to be a cock ? I thought you said " in short . " I read the name as r / manasshole at first , and was like , " oh , very funny I know that is true , but I would like to have a plan and not be a deer in the headlights . 140 $ would get me like 8 grams . The first few days , fapping must have hurt like hell She looks like she is 12 or 13 Not at all , and neither should a college education . Just because you got a degree , can drive well , or can sing well , doesn't make you a more significant contribution to history ( unless , apparently , you are Chris Brown , then your talent cancels out all your sins ) Asks if main character is dead , asks that no one spoil anything so you're telling me REDDIT IS JUST A PORN FILTER Totally safe for work Redditor for 22 hours Dafuq is in the background ? ... or you know , don't trade him That was ... Disturbing Yeah ! He only committed his entire life to the sport so far , had the Prime Minister , many celebrities , and his close family and friends watching along with millions of viewers at home , and the pressure of being the first Brit in a Wimbledon final for 70 years . Why would he cry ? Hahahaha lol That includes " lakes " that are 22.4 meters to a side . the strong ones So what you're saying is that an AMD core with a clock speed of . 4.5 GHz is going to be slower than an Intel core with a clock speed of 2.1 GHz ? i laughed really hard My dentist asked me if * I * wanted to be a dentist while drilling cavities Oh god my joke was ruined Teen Titans ? That a large buttocks does nothing for a guy , and they like their women with huge breasts . Turns out not to be entirely true . There is only one Holy Grail pizza crust and flax doesn't make the cut . The only pictures I have it on . Are less ... Mild I just never realized it was so much of a choice . I thought it was something all girls do , and must do . It was a lie . Where is your sense of adventure ? Just click it . You didn't do much drinking because you had to drive ? Much drinking ... drive ... From Canada here , we have universal health care , and still wouldn't touch that . That pose . ... because someone has to ask ... Art thou gay good sir ? Flash . I did that wrong Same ... I drank some milk this morning that I thought tasted funny I used to lurk , but now I don't :D omg I just realized there's a button for this " looking for names that are NOT popular " . This is from the baby for 10 years time ... Your username has Nazi in it Yeah I just noticed that Your team is even more OP than mine wait people have 10 idle accounts As far as I'm concerned , the only person that needs to be trapped inside the Death God seal is Tsunade They all say 2010 , not this year \ # 8 Describes hot and cold aisles but shows a picture of a bunch of electrical conduit ... You dont even know the first thing about being an ent . Please unsubscribe from r / trees . How do you all get away with this .. What a whore move gabe . how do you know my wife ? Getting stood up on a date . Its like a bucket of cold water poured on you , then being tossed into a room with a sitcom laugh track on loop . You look fine to me ... and not the , " hey baby you be lookin ' fine " , fine , but the , " no , you're not ugly and look pretty fine " . Although , the lighting in the picture is poor as well as the quality , and there is something obscuring part of it . For all I know maybe you have three arms . What are you hiding from us ? first the Cash ... All it was , was a friendly junk grab . I don't think the look of shock on his face was very warranted . Oh God , sex ed didn't prepare me for this . Why is it pointing at me , what ... does it want ? It just keeps getting worse and worse A hot air balloon accident near Alice Springs , Australia kills 13 .... Stop postulating . thanks for finding an original post ... TIL people think it's cool to not wash themselves for months at a time . Great thing to do during the heat wave . a guy who can ban 99 champs in champ select .... Ahaha , yeah I didn't know until someone pointed it out either . I think it was pointed out really casually too like , " haha that's funny , too bad [ he was dieing ] ( / spoiler ) . Was just like My name is Kim , and somehow I have gotten the nick " killer - k " I bought my ex-girlfriend a laptop for Chrismas . A month later , I caught her in bed with a guy . Clearly I don't know how to work links You don't need to defrag anything with solid state memory My ringtone is " Mulatto Butts " from Archer , which goes from 0 to One cut-off word , FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ! ლ ( So you're saying that you sit down .. ? ! Yeah ... The very best kind of romantic ... Why would people downvote you ? ... MLP rule 34 ... Only NSFW-ish ? I like how you have all of the suspicious eyes and than a shit eating grin . Oxymoronic . " People bitch and moan about everything in the game . " Yeah , I would totally turn down $ 5k too . go away * she How the hell did you change you hair color so fast . Yeah , I would rather just do this , go away " heavy duty creeping " Yes . I would . I read a lot . Is herobrine the zombie lord ? Well that really depends on your sexual orientation you're the lucky ones . I get ' error 3005 ' if I don't get ' error creating d3d device ' . ... and no help from Blizzard . ... no refund . I cant even play . But not this time .... I think . Using * * Instagram * * really adds to the deformity of her leg . Cute Kitten , user name however .... My grandparents gave us all my grandfather's old books . They were erotic books . Why the hell are all your animals so happy lookin Is this repost ? I don't think so ! Yet reposts keep getting all the karma , while original content drown in downvotes ... scumbag reddit ... You're one to talk . Bohemian Rack City ... I see why chocolate ice cream is more loved How do you know it came from HER waste basket ? It was a reference , but it is also true It is purple Is he wearing underwear under his swimsuit ? I really didn't want that song in my head tonight ... wat ... Ron Howard is awesome until he introduces you to his creepy brother Eat Fresh Local couple named their kid Dutch Danger . It's a strain of weed . ... level 11 Graphic Design . I know because I've been applying for them , and some have even asking for a masters and PhD . While I am a rabid history fan and think the poster is clever , I can't get over the grammar . Someone doesn't " make " a song , they compose it . This is the fourth time I've seen this video on reddit in the past month . Yet , they spelled ' inconvenience ' perfectly . Y regresa el mal uso de los demotovacionales . Well , then , I'm OP is extremely wrong . Perhaps he could contact my ex , she rolled the wrong way as well and we had one of those rolls set into the wall . Are you about to argue that snowmobiles , with their built-in flamethrowers , rocket launchers , and hot babes are not awesome ? > I deliver pizza right now , ( college job ) and I just give out a huge Why is the plural of assman ( assistant manager ) assmen ? Or releasing the Horde right behind someone What ? Dem gums ... Dose Curtains The gif is moving too fast . Kermit's list has deliverance in it ... I give up . You don't deny being a black * woman * though Well I came here to be like " meh non ABS is totally fine " Watched your video and now I'm going to sell my bike for one with abs thanks I think these peoples have watched too much south park , you cant get high with a towie , how much you try eh , I know this would seem pretty obvious , but don't trust car charger power strips . It struggled to charge two cell phones at once , much less my laptop . It was also like $ 60 You are tablet is font ... ? Did a doubletake on the title .... ' single father that has his kids every evening for dinner ' <--- wait what ? ! And just think they most likely have 5k + members . If everyone of them 25 a month that's around 625,000 for his birthday Well now I know where to order my DCT Cartos this month . I think we just became best friends . New proposals require both a bathroom and kitchenette . Lots of singles or 2 person renters would like an opportunity to live in Manhattan for a cheaper price . What's with this hipster bullshit ? If anything , the hipsters are in the other boroughs , or borough , Brooklyn . I didn't mean for upvotes . Arggghhhhhh ~ 24 hour marathon ? I do that for fun The pamphlet looks like it's been made in the ' 70s He's a moron for pointing out that you're wrong . potato 11teen , I think you forgot to include this : is that Roma Theft Auto next to it ? wait so in resident evil 4 when the enemies chanted " cojelo cojelo cojelo " it means they wanted to fuck me ? This was discussed a day or two ago you faggot I do that ... Then I pull the handbrake ! ( no brake lights ) Did he just call you lazy despite the fact he didn't want to play ? Unfortunately , you'll find more _Harry_ Potter fans here > you're a waste of money . He kept spamming that spinning backfist all across the mat at the OPEN workouts . I was like My father has a friend that name there child Titsicka thing is their last name is Milks so her name is Titsicka Milks . I don't think so . I hope not The same safety rule violated twice . I wtf'd at " she was already sexually active , so it's not as if I took advantage of her " . Because it's not [ statutory ] rape unless she was a virgin , right ? I had to keep spinning the iPad to see it .. THAT'S what you would do ? You need to get the hell off mfa I don't think Jaedong and Bisu ever played on The Hunters The * whole article * is about doing the math . When commenting , tap the triangle at the top , scroll to the side , and tap the eyes . LoL , I could see how that could be a problem . If I did that something in me would be very upset with my performance and I would dwell on it all night till the next run . Then I would punish myself .... uses a kamikaze attack against Hitler Terreria is by minecraft . stupid " technological mishaps " Thaaaaaaanks for that Well , I thought you were kinda funny ... Probably because it can't breathe ... Oh my god . This is / r / spacedicks condensed Tanks never do their job in my group ... then they blame it on me and i'm doing more dps than them > Nvidia are the worst and most terrible tech company I know of I was I find your username offensive . Okay , nevermind . That's enough . Oh god . I've been to game in Montreal . It's nice , not a lot of ambiance since the Habs were 14th in the east at that time ... there were more ambiance in the pre-season game against Dallas I knew I had to sleep ... but did I click on the link ? Yes ... You wanna watch shark week the one week you're bleeding .. > Another classic : controller failure , you pack out the spare and it's fucking DOA . From that day on , I've been in paranoia mode about testing and re-testing every single piece of spare hardware . I'm never trusting in QA again . or vote for the party who wants to make homosexuality illegal ........ Don't ask questions you don't Want the answers to Oh yeah , she's my best-friend . But sometimes I feel like whacking her upside the head when she says that . Instead I give her a Got the e-mail saying moodle was now mobile friendly . I check it out using my android phone and it loads without any optimizations for mobile , go figure . Dammit ! I spelled it right the first time and second guessed myself . Little girl on the lefts face , No . I'm not sure how to interpret this ... " he's " ? I thought it was a girl . That is the ugliest bellybutton I have ever seen . 250k XP ( + whatever the dungeon gets you ) in 15mins , so that's at least 2PA per hour , and you are advocating farming invasion mobs on EI for * * one * * PA level every * * 1-2 * * hours ? You crashed all the Reddit bots with your paradox . Great job Why the hell does he own a set of fake boobs in the first place ? " preferably want something i can store on so if it gets deleted from my PC i can just re-download it from said site " - Well i am still watching this since it's a report What they are doing with the new macs is almost the last straw for this customer . I have been using Apple computers since before Mac days too . I've actually spoken to cops after a theft has occurred and it's at the bottom of their priority list They are exactly cutepolish's design Why do you exist A quick google search revels dem eyes . I accidentally read that as " butt fuck " . What movie ? A raise that ended up in more taxes thus less money . First , relevant name , secondly that's not even the joke Agreed . Youthful disenfranchised rebellion is not something that can be purchased at a corporate franchise . That's just unacceptable . If it's an Arizona * again * , I'm going to be so pi ........... Lol yeah . I was super stoked to see the cover and then it loaded and I was just like " oh ...... My roommate has had a girlfriend for 2 years . I don't mind when she comes over , except for the times where they totally disregard the fact that their door is open and she is really loud during sex , creating some truly awkward situations for me . Oooooo , didn't see that one coming My little brother got his first phone at 10 , and it was an iPhone I know a group went with my Welsh class to the US and were told that Wales is a county in England . Comic sans I must be getting old . All I thought of was Party of 5 I wouldn't be happy if someone like her made it to the moon before me Kurt and Guude , I'm still waiting for those Bolo videos That's ..... well I don't know how to respond to that . Christian anarchist .... Said the same thing at December 2008 show at Key Arena in Seattle Those disconnects I can see why someone would downvote the post instead of adding to the discussion . who said I'm a he .. Do I see some Megablocks ? I hate when bars list their beers under two categories : * * domestic * * and * * imported * * . Then when I order an American beer ( most commonly Sam Adams at these types of places ) , I get charged for an import * * Because that's obviously a phrase that you'd have in your head ready for recall at all times . Aargh , hadn't turned on my PS3 in a couple of weeks , then I brought it with me to my parents ' house . Wanted the weapons pack for Alice : Madness Returns , so I tried to fire up my PS3 and buy it on their slow Internet connection . Nope , had to spend an hour downloading some system update before I could get on PSN . The actual DLC was like 70K . I don't understand ... He gave the packers a C to go 15-1 and the vikings a C + to finish in last place What really made me cringe was the fact that in the paragraph , she only managed to have one word lower cased .. " i " . Especially the naked dude holding his junk while a horse licks him . Then I am now forced to * * dislike * * you Make sure to breath out ... what is now know'd , cannot be unknow'd Didn't know my are phone was about to turn a different color ! makes me think of end world stuff If you ever end up breaking your arm ... You posted this exact question twice ... I've had a few DM buddies fill their steel tanks there only to find the air they used was moist . I will never fill my tanks there We are talking about that AMD CPU VS . The i3 CPU ... I've been stuck here in that ladies yard for years . Wat ? You are a faggot Who the fuck even reads penny arcade anymore ? To me they stopped being funny when they got company minded . She's 15 in that picture Damn it ! I am out to dinner missing it right now ! ! ! ! Got something against it ? You know what also figures ? That someone would re-post on reddit . So basically drown him in his own puke . gotta love the sidestabs ... Yessss i agree ! Can't wait till the new season will start :D im shre we will all be suprised and be like AND I WEAR IT EVERY DAY Just wow ..... Unbelievable . Breaking window is one thing , but taser and beating an unarmed civilian . Just WTF I really don't want to know what type of action $ 75 buys ... 1000 + up votes , ~ 300 video views at the time of this post . I checked Lol ... It's very obviously bird ಠ_ಠ those eyes My dentist stabbed my gums multiple times and admitted to it , it got infected , and then he charged me to clear up the infection . My dentist ate my cat That's how my dad is ... so my grandma moved next door ... This happened to me yesterday ... Low skill cap ... Im there right now and fuck ლ ( Put away the phone ... Use your eyes ... Awesome work That's not my name ... I have the weirdest boner right now . Yes . This looks like fun . I get vexed when people here in Texas say , " Rio Grande River " . Yes because we all know only marriages where the couple have dated for a long time first work out . Oh my goodness , this is so awfully wrong I'm just I'm stating facts , and no . You're a bad person and you should feel bad . I will gladly take time off work to help them do product testing ...... It's not just about frugality though . That tip would be great for a recycler . I can't believe people don't see that . Is that what those were ? I'm going to let you think about why that was stupid instead of telling you . Unlimited time ? I clicked on this then thought " Why in da hell do i want to see hitler jacking it . " Most men wouldn't not ask such a question and just accept the fact that a female is interested in their penis in general . Regardless , why shouldn't I be interested ? You are way behind , it's probably been 5 years since I first saw that ... ಠ_ಠ . The things I've seen ... The things I've seen ... ಠ_ಠ Real girls are photoshopped yeah . Look at them hips man . One guy one screwdriver , just don't That ring has better stats than most items on my barb I go to one of the United States ' top 20 universities ; there are creationists in my class . Oh God , poor baby . That shit was sobering . Not gonna get much use out of that hand ... shockingly , this turns me on NO ! Just ... Just no . its 2:30 here , i have work at 6am I have the exact same jeans . Not surprised what so ever by this information .... All right They cut Glorfindel out for her ... that reflection might be blurry but .... are you not wearing pants . Name : Smokingbluntsallday WHAT DAH EYHF ? She was 13 A friend of mine recently left her fundy church because she was leaving her husband and it was frowned upon . The straw that broke the camel's back : When she asked an older woman in the church what she should do , because she was so miserable in her marriage that she would break down into tears randomly , she was told , " You should take a shower . That way , when you cry , your kids can't see you . " if you respond ... they will see you Yes , thanks for being one of those team players Isn't impersonating a police officer a felony ? Oh , trust me , I ya , sure you did ..... What the actual ... > But I did really want that Xbox Men please also note : the removal of the testicles decreases risk of testicular cancer by almost 100 % Totally fake . What in the fuck did I just look at ? Haha xD when did this become a comparison between any of that ? We are talking about the question stated first right ? False , the majority of storm troopers are not cloned from Jango Fett . True story : my little sister actually did this once , when she was about two years old . Completely accidental , and no one realized what was happening until she was walking around with a dead kitten in her hands asking why it wouldn't play . :'( We never told her about it , because she loves animals and would've been devastated . But I kept a close eye on her for a while after that . what were the stats on it ? Cause I remember selling a belt 3M ... She has butt balloons Don't do an Elmo theme party ... I have no idea I have burn marks on my arm ( stupidly done during a bad depressive panic attack in my teens ) and while I was cashiering a lady saw the marks and said out loud , " OMG , what's wrong with your arm ? What happened ? " I replied , " I got them because I didn't know how to mind my own business Dammit Mae ... just when I thought Lotus Births couldn't get any worse ... you go and say something like that ... dude ... just ... man ... Heh , didn't think about how foxes smell , but it makes sense ; my current dog loves to roll around in areas where foxes have peed , and she always returns smelling skunky ( Glaube nicht dran das google + an facebooks Erfolg ankn üpfen kann ! That is my aunt good sir " Fohla de S . Paulo " That's enough internet for today . wait , he didn't say th .. oooooohhhh ... After sacrificing Lydia , I got married . She was there . dad jeans ? august 15 , 1995 ... the day I was born You're adorable ... And so is your ... Strange you would say that , after you spent a bit of time writing quite the article to " prove me wrong " . After seeing these responses I'm reconsidering whether this would be a good idea What ever do you mean , there has been no advertisement or news about it anywhere . . . Dude , clean out your spam folder . exactly , the last episode was ' to be continued ' Dam it , I laughed . Don't bring them to parties 135 shares HE DIDN'T EVEN TAKE THE DAMN THING . Dat username Another batch of self-control-deficient Redditors who think Reddit is a secret club and find the " soul gambit " humorous . And the panel under that " And then I suck it again " ..... Makes you wonder what happened in the missing panel Well then ... Christian here ... This argument is illogical Spock , many of my kind use reason ... Just not the crazy steriotypical Catholics or Crazy Baptists or whatever other radical sect you choose ( note , there actually ARE normal ones ) . I hate how many ( NOT ALL ) atheists accuse ALL Christians of being stupid ( to paraphrase ) . Umm , because it's quicker , and probably less painful . Who are you to judge God perfect moral standard ? It's we that need to renew our way of thinking ! NEW FAVORITE WORD : According to my dad , heaven is a place where you get to be in church 24/7 . When he told me that I had this exact face on : Only one thing really needs to be done ; So when I was shocked I could say , " I don't know what I was expecting ... " or nintendo did it I swear it took me an hour to read the bottom line . Child labor ? Why would you do that ? Wait ... you met up with her at an elementary school ? Was it because she wasn't allowed to leave school grounds ? y u stalk me You are wrong on so many levels . Thank you , that's it ! It left out the part about burning your house down after though Is that the sound when something goes over someone's head ? yeah ... i was very confused when i first came here and this asshat harassing the op for asking for help was the most upvoted comment in the thread . how did at least 6 of you guys find " hurr durr adults use protection you're clearly not an adult even though you're asking us for information on protection hurr durr " the most helpful comment in the entire post ? Stop and go traffic is not driving I wasn't on my period but one of my friends told me she was on her period before we went swimming and she told me she didn't had tampons , me and her brother went to the pool while she tried to find some , later on she comes and jumps in the pool with us , I asked her if she found some , she said she didn't and decided to wear her pad to the pool I did think it was a bit fishy ( no pun , because it's a mammal Yes , apologies for the impromptu-imperfect initial rebuttal :P feel free to state all my imperfections and vulnerabilities , mind you when I'm annoyed I don't always proof my reddit posts . I should have learned by now , oh well . Yes , apologies for the impromptu-imperfect initial rebuttal :P feel free to state all my imperfections and vulnerabilities , mind you when I'm annoyed I don't always proof my reddit posts . I should have learned by now , oh well . I'll lick you from hole to hole Nice try , Katrina ! You honestly think this is TrueReddit worthy ? This is your idea of enjoying life ? Funny the falsies does nothing and looks like clear mascara on me ! XP ? El fanatismo ciego hacia amlo ahora por ebrad And her wiki says that she's a Roman Catholic ... That image resolution . The name of the skill is Whimsy Sing out loud in the shower . I hate it when people think they know the lyrics from that song too , so they try to overpower my voice from across the shower . " so i can make people feel better " Don't you fucking dare They are your personal friends now . And where she poops . He has no flair and is offering codes ... Yeah , Florida has " sharpshooter " George Parros ... edit : The pads are not even put the right way ... At first I was like It's either that or , arguably worse , a photo of a computer screen Another slugger :D And playing recon That was like 90 % dudes . It takes you two entire pizzas to feel full ? ummmm ..... I've never shot anyone at Chuck E . Cheese ... are ..... are ..... are those netbooks ? E se il tizio avesse avuto una vera emergenza , per es la moglie stava per partorire in ospedale ? People are still starving . Education is in the dumps . But here , have some condoms . That's more like the element of brutal honesty . Before human growth and development my mother used to tell me that the name for a vagina was a front butt Good lord . Well , nice to see you took the high road My siblings and I have the initials of KKK . Which my parents , who are immigrants , put on the license plate of our car . We live in dayton , Ohio You are not the only one ... Not to mention all the humble bundles I keep getting Uh , I don't know what the point of that was , but as a white girl that's dated a Chinese guy , I actually wasted my time looking through all those to make sure neither of us was in any . A minute and a half I'll never get back . HA HA , SAVINGS ! I agree with your idea for the skin remakes . I have PAX Sivir as well ( Thank you , Reddit giveaways ! ) , and when she runs , it's just ... she's bowlegged . Indeed , they mean it as a joke normally so I put on my best If someone is kicking you in the balls at least once a month you're doing this whole " life " thing wrong Nu asta te-am întrebat / r / letsnotmeet I ... I have never heard this ... and now I want to punch someone's teeth out . Is it weird that I didn't see the woman in the aforementioned artwork ? I saw some weird demented cartoon with massive legs pretending to suck a penis Ok , i dont know why i asked if its free if its called RES Pro , Pro , i should have know The odds just weren't in your favor were they Say bro , don't be talking down on Katy Perry okay . Wat ? Seriously . We're not all * * insane * * . Obstinate . My mother always used to call me that . ................ I'm on a custom ROM ................ Opposition ? She had him killed , not because he actually tried to force them apart , but merely because he thought it was a bad idea and said so ? ಠ_ಠ .... I mean hilarious .... I mean The skimmer in my pool will suck down spiders , but they can stay down there for hours before drowning , so there are times I have to pull the skimmer basket out while dodging several spiders crawling around the lip of the basket . Most of them are covered in tiny air bubbles , so I picture them underwater occasionally pulling little air bubbles off their extremities to suck in some air . I find more alive , than dead . Once I was at my friends house and I fell asleep upstairs . I woke up downstairs in his parents bed completely under his dad . That's not what rare candies look like How very ... Neutral .. of you . My mom claimed that I broke her laptop when I installed google chrome I had a vasectomy about 6 years ago . The needle to the junk thing isn't that bad , just a slight pain . What was bad was the older female nurse telling me about how she lost her pubic hair the older she got while handling my junk . I'm just going to assume that every post here ( except for mine ) is OP and his various sock puppets . Well played , OP ... but I won't be fooled ! You wrote this yourself . Well he does um ... Really ? I couldn't tell by you directly responding to my comment . Thanks for clarifying ! Swag , YOLO , slang is very annoying as well ... Swag ... * shivers * " Participate in a Community Choice vote on each day of the Summer Sale . " All fap material in my brain . Well , it * is * an old website . I was thinking it actually wasn't that bad for its age . Then i saw the webring link . Source ? " At least Hitler made the trains run on time . " I've seen lots of people getting downvoted lately when they needlessly post --> You're .... you're * one of them * I wish I had never seen that gif . Then I had to watch the video just see if it was real . IT WAS .. in that case this talent is not useless Sure Mr . HITMAN YOU FUCKING RUINED IT ! ! ! I watched that so many times and never noticed it , until now . Credit card with magnetically stored Information next to a pulsed electromagnet . what could possibly go wrong ? Then why is it still getting upvoted ? Strange , I know I bought HL2 the day it got released ( and I think I had steam before that for CS ) and I only have 4 years of service . That's rather unfortunate ... Say that to Nova_D_Belty Pretty sure any father would disapprove of a relationship with a guy who is willing to murder him for not letting that guy date his daughter I have the tendencies of the bro and alpha nerd and the hair style of the pervert , Be chill . I think he means the title of the game . It is Bioshock not biohazard Just like the entire cast of the jersey shore right ? What kind of camera takes pictures like that Move your hand . Um , excuse me , I was being sincerely grateful . Way to give someone the benefit of the doubt . i read " bowels " Yep . It's always the man's fault . Well , you obviously do * know * about me because I already stated I hate the word . You're going to cut out the middleman by being a middleman ? Girl originally from Kansas here . " Where's Toto ? " All the time . you guys weren't supposed to find out .. He's suggesting that suicidal people swim with a shark I still kind of believe in karma , And I_Lick_Battery ... licked .. him ? ! Mir wollten die auch schon 5000 follower andrehen The way he says " Naruto " in the Generations review ... is that a dog's nipple ? Damn . It . Thanks for the catch ... I'm glad my friends are such helpful proofreaders . Ya talkin about solid snake and asking what da box ? So lemme get this straight . It's worth it , because you can emulate old systems and run 1000 ' s of illegally obtained roms ? " so i was fucking a squirrel while watching some porn when ... " Arcadia was once named Faerie . I guess the macho players out there thought Faerie was too girly-man sounding ... IM MARRIED TO THE SEA And two are from when she must have been 12 . Probably not . No one loves bitties . Awww you don't have to do that . I'm well aware of the complications of evil toddlers lmao . My little bro came to visit with my mom and took all my toilet paper and threw it all over my bed In my opinion , there's no argument to be had , here . WHAT DID SAY As if people walking around with a Bluetooth device in their ear at all times wasn't ridiculous looking enough , now there'll be people walking around wearing Mylar gloves - or worse , as you put it , * glove * . What are you wearing right now You are stalking my username aren't you Thank you , so much , any time this happens from now on this is all I'll be able to think . LOL ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ MFW ' MFW ' starts showing up everywhere . I know you won't agree Lazer but sometimes there is such a thing as too many Zombies I giggled ... Zoom in on the window ... He stares in to your soul Really good friends share They don't rhyme in the first place After effects and its many wonders . In other words Fake . you've only said balls twice ? shame . Design gets to assign numbers , CCs and all spell effects . It was CertainlyT's choice to make the ult true damage lol . you again ? Pulling over a 250 ? That's like kicking a puppy ... In that picture it looks like Clinton doesn't have eyebrows Not sure what I was expecting when I clicked that link ... I can't believe someone actually made a comic of that ... Then it's jail time ... Redditor for 15 days I had one person ask if Canada was a state ... > , > ... that was one of her more intelligent ones ... You get an upvote for such an awesome username ! One time my best friends ( girl ) was annoying me and I told her , " Don't make me punch you in the ovaries " and she responds right away with , " nooooo , I'll get breast cancer " . She was completely serious " This thing has caused more of a stir than anything going on I this town . " Can't tell if troll , or genuine question . " I'm not into white guys ... " Yes , he is white , gay , and as far as I can trace , only dates Thai men . Not even generic Asian will fit his profile . Or you are the someone I might know Tell that to all of the little boys forced to give handjobs to their troop leader . Burkha's gone wild CCW course ? This is all handy dandy , until it goes off in your pocket The kid is just an actor . That's awesome , but ... What if that's his pet ? Don't use websites . Websites appear simple , but they aren't . I'm looking at you , hotels.com . Thanks for * cancelling 5 days of reservations across america and not telling me * . I'm also looking at orbitz.com , for having a policy where * if housekeeping leaves the freaking door wide open , the hotel cannot refund my money because I paid through orbitz . * Super 8 , I'm still pretty pissed about that too , you couldn't even give me a free night next time ? ... whom * ... Yip yi ... ( shot gun reloads ) : C But ... But ... But ... Nice track , I've had it and remixes since ' 08 , but it's not dub step in any sense . No dividers ? This makes me just want to watch the world burn You'll learn with age , young one . It's all an illusion ... Tax breaks for the rich ... Well let's hope you don't procreate It's not living on handouts all their lives that makes getting a job hard right now That's what usually happens on reddit ... That , and everyone is secretly a perv ... " all of the sudden " ಠ_ಠ we will not help you hack I guess there's a subreddit for everything . Cool , my birthday is in November so I still have a while before I turn 19 . What are your post high school plans ? :D I'm going to college in August ... I've learned the hard way to not ask " what college are you going to " then I feel like a jerk after ... Complaining about summerfagging and newfaggotry on reddit . I tried calling Delta for an international ticket to get back for a funeral , but they were only able to offer a discount ( ~ 25 % ) on their " regular , non-sale " fares . With the discount , this worked out to a few hundred bucks more than their Internet sales fares that showed up on Orbitz . I work for a VFX company in IT . Right now we are hitting crunch , so I am supposed to be the last one out the door . Congratulations Theolore ! This submission ( What are you doing Those people don't have shoes on in all of that garbage . But its summer now ? ? .... Lux cannon needs no markouts . You do know SUV means Sport Utility Vehicule right ? WHERE are the sporty bits in a Astro Van ? What is it about this millennium that makes people say that everything is " Legit " ? Nice try Shirley ... you whore Now now , who else got duped by the alien blue iPad app's thumbnail pic ? Got all excited thinking it would be a Selena Gomez lookalike , only to see a massive BBW . It was a joke ? Because if he put it in a champagne flute he would be a fucking savage . They may not let you purchase liquor if you go in the store with your friend . I went once with my roommate at the time , who wasn't buying anything . He'd left his wallet at home , and since they couldn't get ID from both of us , I couldn't buy anything . We had to go home and get his wallet and come back > sexual steak dinner I don't know how to on alien blue . holy crap I knew if I scrolled down far enough I'd see a Futurama reference ... my girlfriend has an android phone Why aren't you allowed back at chuck e cheeze ? I've never witnessed that You're killing me , Smalls ! It * * IS * * in SM Clark I went through * * all * * the stores . They're " latest " laptops was at least 3 years old at 40k Ma intreb si eu ca un neavenit : lista asta e pe bune ? Ma uit in URL : Radio France International Yeah , feeling like you're constantly starving to death is * so * easy . Nobody else picked up on that . Thanks for the insight . I was wondering why he wanted some poison sumac . I don't think you want to eat into his hands Mmmm , the things I would do to add this to my Pokemon collection Can't ride it out my apartment door and up a flight of stairs to street level PHP in 1986 ? i believe this requires more Imagine what it would do to semen .................................... The music at the end was creepy . I personally bought the rockstar and the bethesda pack / yolo <---- shoot me Hence the part where people think it's odd ... The Mayans were right ... Our world will end this year ... And the start will be .. Do , do , dodo , dodododo .. on the bright side we won't have to live with the same of the opening ceremony too long Actually the HP Envy 15 has a Sandy and Ivy Bridge versions . :) But except for the Gigahertz guy , they didn't even know what those are Yeah I was really disappointed by the town last night . Not only was it literally streaming zombies out at a constant rate but it also didn't have anything about it that looked unique or loot that was special . For the two hours it took to get there I felt cheated . Not to mention 5 zombies spawned on top of me after the server restart killed me . That is the laziest comment I have ever read on reddit . What do man . What do . ლ ( I love that he's owning his receding hairline . Yeah , I'm looking at you , Ron Howard . why did her butt-hole sting ? It's Newcastle brown ale , it's originally from Newcastle Speaking as a Chicago resident - Are you really ? Subtle advertising Yea he thinks so as well , he giggles the whole time ... THIS ! ! I have often rationalized that a spammer will create a new blog entry on his website , then hop on reddit and post a " omg she is hot , who is she ? " post here ... Then wait and wait ... And add the link ... The perfect crime ! ! Let me get on it For some really weird reason I thought OP was talking about a coffee percolator .... Since when is playing doctor I'm waiting for a clever " I'd tap that ... " joke Sure they're on foot . On the frogfoot that is yeah , i figured it was a repost , but never looked to check ... turns out this was posted with this * exact * title lmao I have mixed feelings about this " Girl , your sex is on fire . " Oh you lucky dog . I wish I had an extra fifty bucks 77 % below the global average for my group ( Female , 15-29 ) ... Most like those in Vietnam ... * * If you're not from le 9gag , you might as well shove a banana up your nigger hole I was on college Jeopardy - won $ 5000 , a Wii , and a bunch of creepy Facebook messages and tweets by people who wanted to sleep with me . It'll be the only thing posted on pokemon for about eleven hours then die off . However , playing the whole game on slow ? My Vietnamese boyfriend always makes me drive to Dim Sum or Pho in our Little Saigon . Why ? Because he's afraid of driving there . So , you saw this on the window of a restaurant and decided it was a GOOD idea to eat there ? > It is after only ... basic ... species survival > You mean 1920X1080 , and no 99 % of people don't use that . You downvoted the truth as well How do you know that it's a 9gag repost ? I still don't trust him . I'm sure he's still doing a top-notch sarcasm Lets not Had an ex call me after 3 months of break-up to " ask what I was doing , " I'd said " playing video games and drinking , " she replied . " I don't want to play video games . " ಠ_ಠ One Direction I hate when people do that . I know REI is going to have to change it someday because assholes return everything they ruined or stuff that just wears out from years of use . Ya your boyfriend also made me name my skyrim after him > yes reddit has no effect on pop culture and is totally irrelevant i'm a lady That doesn't even make sense I do , but I originally had the formatting set up with each faction split . However , Reddit threw a bitch fit about it ... yes i do If you take the ratio for aberdeen's league titles to years competed , it would take 1800 years to win as many titles as rangers .......... so not that easy really Does anyone else see the face of a mouse or something at the bottom of the building ? Then why didn't you just use the " I disagree " button like so many other people did ? Awesomely true story ? " come by my office ! : ... ( * note : knock after 11pm ) " " World of Warcraft , an online strategy game " I believe fa0 / 1 because it is the highest CIDR . Although it depends on the routing protocol as well . Are they static , RIP , EIGRP , OSPF ? I'm unsure if my answer makes sense . But that question confuses me a lot as well . Did not notice this until you pointed it out and now it's all I see The University of Canterbury of all places should be implementing structurally sound engineering projects . Not very reassuring I knew my mom was a lesbo > Damnit , I WISH I could find a pornstar that looked like my GF's sister . I'm definitely not dating the pretty one . Am I the only one who thinks the creeper looks like a penis ? Thanks for reminding me . I was trying to forget those existed Even closer story , a good friend was driving around in her van on a Friday night , doing what morally sound kids do in vans on Friday night . Eating fast food and smoking weed , the next morning her dad said to her " I was driving behind you last night and I noticed your license plate was bit muddy , might wanna clean that off " There's always a ? ? ? step . ლ ( It was a clash with my mouse ಠ_ಠ They are literally ALL the Hitlers ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Notice how it's a screenshot of THEIR profile . Photos of me , the ability to edit things and such . Though it could be a saved password that they looked on , or the Facebook was left open , it is still suspicious . That's an emoticon . Not me but people who have heard me , I'm fluent in spanish ( it was my first language ) and I've some embarrassing moments . Um , aren't you supposed to post pictures of cute kitties on your cake day ? This comment looks original . I'm Asian-American . # 2 happened to me when I was studying abroad in Tokyo . I was commuting on the Yamanote when two American guys sitting in front of me saw me reading Game of Thrones ( in English ) , got super excited , and started blabbing loudly about whether this Asian chick could speak English or not . Fake ... I don't even .... The " southern jargon " in this article made it unreadable . Am I the only one put off by the obvious bullshit in there ? " tight as a tick " , " plumb tuckered out " , so on ... I was Econ major . Marginal returns ? ' idk there is no rhyme or reason I like athletic women too , but in that second pic it looks like she has a man's ass . I'm sexually aroused and confused at the same time ... Triple major ? Don't poke the bear Two in the pink ? Mother fucker ! you .... you .. sucked your sister's tits I thought that too while the photo was sssssslllllloooooowwwwwwlllllllyyyyy loading on my iPhone ... No matter where you're from : You've said " ear-boner " once . Aye ... too late . This is almost a year and a half old was expecting him to say ... " your wallet is now diamonds " and then ride away on a horse . Ill keep that in mind thanks My friends who watch me play from time to time ask why I don't use my microphone and have other players muted . My response : Where is your assassin now ? Oh fuck these people . They better not interrupt my classes I posted this two months ago , and got downvoted more so than upvoted . Yet , here you are , posting what is literally almost the exact same thing . You sir , have made a false post . What was the point I call BS on this entire fucked system that is the US government . The clowns in charge are deliberately jacking us as a nation . Who the biggest spender is is really not our biggest problem . You guys do know that the thing represents a Vagina and no a fish , right ? I thought I was the only one that did this . Unfortunately , when it comes to USTREAM , even when a live feed is recorded the video can't be viewed unless OP is online . Don't waste 10 minutes of your life trying to find a way to watch the video , like my dumbass did . Why ... ? Why would you even want to ... ? The hot girl at work who I've wanted to fuck since i started did not eat her leftovers like she usually does . The load i took in her sandwich last night went to waste I agree . I think this puppet contains at least 1lb of human flesh . I think my brother had this . He tried to show me ( his little sister ) his stitches after the operation Right , that way other people can not get caught doing it ... Cool story bro Or a cock ... Bing is a search engine , not a site . ... And all the casualties happened to be from THAT one sunken ship There really is a reddit for everything ... 30 ! 3H . Every time I hear * My First Kiss * I have to resist the urge to jump up and start dancing . Bought Secret of the Magic Crystal . That's not being technical at all ! That's being more general . That's like saying San Bernardino is part of " The Greater Los Angeles Area . " Not correct . Chill with the ಠ_ಠ , I feel ya . I am having the same reaction , and I'm not sure if I should feel happy or scared . I'm sorry , I'm new to posting and I wanted it in comic form but it's a fucking image . Probably need help fixing that . What does " than " / " then " have to do with " a " / " an " ? Lol , see ya there bud ... I laughed a little TOO hard ... dat 5 ... Double Rabadon's Heimerdinger Gunther ! Don't go near that man . And I just realized how easy it would be to turn School Rumble into hentai ... My roommates are good friends with the Cy & H crew and are hanging out with them every day during Conneticon . I hate that I can't properly see I was once dangerously close to brushing my teeth with denture adhesive . I think I may have to set up a reddit meetup in stpete Practicing lawyer here . WestLawNext is outstanding . Lexis Advanced is terrible . WLN will find amazing things as if you do a search for some concept , it will search the term , cross-reference the WestLawNext key digest , and give the most relevant answer . This is great if you conceive of something in a particular way , but it is phrased / articulated differently in your jurisdiction . Lexis advanced just dumps a huge pile of crap onto your screen that is impossible to sift through . On the order of 20000 documents . Dem builds . That stats Dude , they're like ( I was stopped at the airport once because I had my Warhammer Fantasy army with me . They complained THE MINIATURES had weapons . I was like WTF , TSA ? This is hands down , the most disturbing thing I have ever seen on Reddit thus far . That feeling when you survive like a bauws just to hit a god damn Teemo shroom . Weez dun like no facts heres on reddit . You take yours facts and dun go somewhere else ya here ? I gonna upvote the feller with the minimum wage here is around 3 $ Yeah I've been keeping a * close * eye on the game since the sale started . I want it really bad I'm hoping it'll become a daily deal so I can snatch it up for a little cheaper . Not sure how much longer I can wait though ... but I know as soon as I buy it , it'll drop in prince the next day Wow , in Canada it's much lower than that . Fuck , now I gotta move to Amurica Could you please stop talking about masturbation when the topic is the marriage of a twelve year old girl with 5 other men ... " Blue Coast " ... Somebody ... thumbed your list down on youtube I know that feel Better than staring at an asshole So when did tires begin to not give a fuck Just this morning I picked up a pack of sausages and a tub of sour cream in the candy aisles . no lol islam I get to tell my F40 story again ! My squadron commander drove one of those to work every day . Even in the rain . Why would you say that , now I can't look at her the same . The penises touched . Bro Code violation . Men don't have this problem , as board shorts tend to the ridiculously long ( think NBA player I tried to make a joke a not too long ago , the devastation to my karma , ... devastating 10 % is a shitty tip in the US , that's like a slap in the face ! That's not the weirdest . Apollo follows Justing Bieber ... I am not sure if this is some kind of troll twitter bombing or serious :D Although I can picture James following Paris Hilton somehow I think someone is playing with AFTER EFFECTS again . My cats are assholes . I need new cats . The Sims 3 before the sale was $ 30 ? ? It's still $ 70 - $ 80 here I know exactly how you feel . I was primarily dining room closer but I would end up closing the whole front some days , and I would always get crap because it took me so long . I wasn't lazy or anything it was just that I was the only one who would actually do every step . Told my shift manager and she told me to do it the wrong way Don't downvote the man simply because he liked the story For fuck's sake . The government / city is slower than dial up . I can't believe they haven't gotten another building loaded yet . I've said it before and I'll say it again : Daily Mail You MADE me realize it wasn't You use C :\ drive for everything , > Do you even do law ? Looks like an awesome build man ! The one I am almost done with will look almost identical just with a EOTech 512 with a magnifier . However , eye pro Poor kitty . We had a long-haired growing up , and that cat * LOVED * the fuck outta being shaved down to nothing . She went from looking like she was morbidly obese to anorexic is 40 mins . After her summer shave we'd have to put special sunscreen on her , which felt like lubing a limp wrinkly penis . To this day , I shutter about using lube of any kind Looks like he has high-heels on in the second pic When I was bartending and anyone ordered " a beer " , I would give them this face : I saw Mylo Xyloto is supposed to be a concept album , which made me Yeah , ' cause everyone can afford multiple disks I hope this is a true story We don't talk about it . Actually the phenom is quite great but bulldozer series deserves a Why did you have to title it that . Now that terrible terrible song is stuck in my head . So they aren't giving us a car for forza 4 until horizon comes out ? . And trust me , I fought hard against drawer storage . They have a perfectly good bookcase in here filled with ... books . And people were upset with Kennigit's boobs video At least photoshop a cigar in your dog's mouth to make it relevant My ( WoW ) friends all call them cows Is that joke that you haven't had any actual interesting conversation with a christian ? Yes , that was very relevant ... > Because we invaded Afghanistan in an effort to destroy Al-Qaeda and the Taliban Christ , it was a joke . Not some cold-blooded insult . Like " Haha . Funny . " not " Fuckin ' die , heathen ! " I've stepped on a wasp barefoot once . " yeah I'll have a 6 piece mcnugget meal and a fish sandwich " He has Parkinson's disease not whatever form of retardation you suffer from . Yeah , all 50 or so pixels . No offense , but one would think you've learned your lesson about messing with content programmatically Another Justin Bieber joke So true .. My case has so many dings from doing this . Coffee tables are for pros . Calling us bitches isn't the best way to woo women As someone seeing you for the first time , please do not stop Thank you for trying this so I don't have to I like your username . Very descriptive You might want to seek medical attention regarding that potato . You have 186 games I was trying to teach one of my dogs to talk , but instead he learned t sneeze 17 year old River . Ash is played by a girl in the dub NO ! We agreed that we are in fact * * * not * * * calling it nuWho ... Ugh , what an epic fail at my first reddit post . I'll post the second picture as soon as I get home . I don't know what this face means but I think I feel this way . I quoted from the article Here , definitely here How fitting Dad ? Bato is there . I see what you're doing . Stop giving everyone that face ! This reminds me of once when after I unloaded my groceries in my trunk I was returning the cart to the front of the store and I ran into this guy I knew who stated that he doesn't ever return his cart because if everyone did that it would deprive someone of a job . My dog walks around in circles while he's shitting so he can smell the shit he is in the process of doing . I guess he likes it fresh Damn , I am confused between Civ 5 GOTY and Tropico 4 . Budget permits only one . Which one should I be going for ? It was intentional you half-wit You should , and you shall . They're not that ancient . I remember when we didn't even have signs and there was no way to know when the next train was coming . It wasn't that long ... Wait , how long have I been in this city ? mother of God ... Information about what materials should be used during a surface piercing in your chest . He used clamps and plastic jewelry . I'm ( thinking ) she / he put peanut butter on their genitals , which leads to a licking session from the doggie . And there goes my sleep tonight . It's a long process . It took me 6 years to get disability for a myriad of health problems . I was denied and had to get a lawyer , was denied again and had to appeal . It was hell , and I get to be " reviewed " in 18 months because some dickhead " specialist " they made me see that doesn't believe in my illness said she expected a full recovery within a year . It's been over 10 years , still waiting for that miraculous recovery Can't tell if that is a smile or a scream . really ? you had to put the KKK in this comic ? There . You know , just last month or so I realized that most dogs when held over water will kick their legs as if they are swimming . Dogs work in mysterious ways My boss told me a couple days ago that " smart people dont make mistakes " You didn't pick the poop up ... ? Feel ... bad ? Don't you mean gas prices HAHAHAHAHAHA Thank you ! I was all , darn I don't remember how to make that . :-) Oh . I mean , I mean hot cosplayers You can find them in my van . techno has become an all-encompasing term for electronic so i dont blame you . i blame society Don't worry . One of the Sportscenter anchors made the same mistake tonight during the Top Plays segment . I don't mean to offend or anything but why are you paying up to $ 20 more for an instruction manual that you can find with a quick Google search if you end up really needing it ? Why is the background logo the globalist , new world order logo ... but I don't even remember watching the Rebound . I thought the " Couldn't you have photographed this in a more logical way ? That interviewer creeps the fuck out of me too . Why is he so well respected ? Learn make sentences . drives you nuts that people think people are driven by their nuts ? How are two phones going to save you ? Not sure if I'm supposed to finger Christian girls or not stick my dick in crazy ... Classy porn Oh shit ! What about all the rain ! ? Run to the hills ! ! We are all going to drown ! ! ... ... ... How did that happen , ... oh right , the stupidity , you mentioned that , right right Apple's marketing team at work What do you mean by ' you ' people , huh ? Sadly , yes The fuck is an Orphange ? Downvoted cause koalas ain't bears . Go kill yourself wait ... what Yoot wife Jack goes on this subreddit , so if this gets downvoted .... It's probably him Her parents are having a hard time financially , with all the tuition expenses for her and her sibling . I want to help with at least something . They sold their old computer so I'd thought that maybe my niece , with all that is happening that she would mature and understand about the hardships of money . I was dead wrong Well well well , more r / mcpublic staff appear out of the woodwork . Dearn : He is my like 6th favourite person from twitch chat Das sollte man machen wenn man 16jahre ist oder so , schlie ßlich sollte derjenige selber über seinem Körper entscheiden , nicht die Eltern in einem alter von 4 Jahren oder so ! Want to find out ? Now I'm all fucking jealous about never having stuck a piece of metal in an electric socket , and I REALLY want to enter the lightning kingdom The moon has a vagina and I've never heard of it Because Borderlands 2 hasn't been released yet . CoD : 4 is most certainly avaible on Steam . Late as usual . Someone needs to empty their spam folder . I have nothing else to do with my time . Why the hell do you read SRS ? This one is so creepy If you post this in the PS3 subreddit , then most people here is obviously going to say yes . Seat belt is on . Seat belt is off . Suddenly seat belt is back on again . I never realized how bad Michael Jordan is playing defense on him . Mike is switching on EVERY screen please tell me the picture is flipped and that you didn't get the smiley backwards It doesn't just looks like , it * is * . Joe Bryant is 6 ' 9 185 lbs Not sure if serious ... Not to mention wall hacks are an integral part of the game . Well it obviously worked , it has 2400 + points . When I read your comment and then looked at your username , I misread that as Crusty Slut I fail to see how a game is similar to chrono trigger just because it has time travel Googled " funny picture " . Aaaaaaaaand someone is not trying too hard . You took too much meth and couldnt sleep so you made that to burn off the energy . No DVI Fuck those pinchy bastard things . And when the plastic's just a little bit cold ... 3 things might have happened . some thing might have happened with your computer , someone could have hacked your account and start trolling or hero brine screwed around with your world Your username makes it worse stone biome ITT : Creeps , creeps everywhere . I'm no SRSer but seriously guys , come on If asserting his rights would result in him becoming a victim of something , how does that make it safe ? I go to school at Oklahoma State , and I was there that night . That area is right outside of our gym . I showed up to workout and had no idea what the massive crowd was all about until I got home and my wife asked if I saw Kevin Durant . I always miss out on the fun stuff . I'm not sure how common it is but I know other people do it . I've never heard of it happening to a girl because everyone assumes girls are to be treated differently and that they're fragile You honestly went through the trouble to mow a fucking swastika into some field to get a meager amount karma I'm 2 minutes in , still intro I'd go for Valve complete pack . Nailed it ! Wow , sounds like Ant-Man is going to be a thrilling movie ... Mmmm . Reading about slimy hoohas doesn't do much for my horny-level Question 1450 This belongs somewhere like / r / nsfw , not / r / pics Just stop using paper and you won't need this junk . You can't make me ... Haha it means wolf in Latin but then I learned that definition when I got older . I think they assume everyone else has rich parents . I once was with an ( ex ) friend we were walking around at a store and she started complaining about how her dad wasn't lending her money any more and then she said to me , " do you know how it feels to not be able to purchase something you want instantaneously when you see it ? " I just stared at her in disbelief of what she had just said ... Why the hell did I read every comment ? Pro fisting Kill it ! Kill it now , before it takes root ... What hot pockets are you buying ....... Yes ... yes I would TIL you need to " log in " to your iPad in Scotland make that 0 for 38 now . You mean to tell me actual people are stupid enough to assume that real-life suicide works like it does on TV ? Yes . I also knew your mum . She was a good lay That name is just ... Inappropriate . 5 words , why do you guys have to be confusing all the time . The game is currently as an extra on a magazine-dvd for 5 € here in germany DUDE , SPOILERS My younger sister was born in the middle of December of 1999 and she counts herself as a 90 ' s kid . 1 million is about 30 years worth of average pay then comes the pairing ... I don't know what that says . Congrats on the game but the ... * When I was a boy , we got downvoted for re-posts Medics who pocket phlog pyros Are you fucking kidding me not robe weird or anything , but his arm makes it look like she's a he , if you know what I mean .... What the actual fuck . Im pretty sure I can smell the refer through this picture .... no wait , it's just me . Hahaaaa happy b day BTW i found a hell load of red stone in PE and i made this face Oh god . I'm in you , but you're in me ... Did we just make a paradox ? Fuck . Robin spends nearly 2 years with Dragon , learns how to make giant legs ... Somewhat mid-game , running an AD carry and was wondering why I attack so slow with PD . I saw Nunu with frozen heart already . Internet Explorer commercial ! I don't want to be " that guy " but this is because gay men have a higher risk of STDs ( or STIs same thing ) due to the amount of blood flow around the uh ... Anus there I said it ... I see your forecasted highs on the news . If my friends did that , I would probably murder all of them . Ah yes , because $ 40 a haircut is definitely a money saver Did you seriously just bundle the Canucks with the Flames ? Dark people with colored eyes , automatically assumes that they're blind ? You say this like you need consent . It doesn't matter how many there are ... I could see that ... freshmen girls ... I pay my fair share of taxes . That * should * cover everyone but unfortunately people think there should still be suffering . I think I'm the only Filipino who sucks at Karaoke I feel like Dondae is thinking " Be quiet while I make love to you in my mind " anyone else feel this way ? Anyone ? Hello ? This " Little ticked that the majority of straight guys on here have had more gay encounters than I've had ... And I'm gay . You would think she would remember the day she pushed a living breathing creature out of her vagina I may be male but I don't think thats the kinda thing you forget Noo fuck me this subreddit is a mess no one is ever ugly I asked my boyfriend the same question and he answered it the same exact way . Didn't look at the url before I clicked .. Wikipedia is just fine for general information , we are not exactly trying to write a college paper ... It's only reddit ... Technically a graphic novel , but * Crossed * by Garth Ennis . It's essentially a zombie apocalypse story , except instead of zombies the virus turns people into batshit insane , sadistic rapists / serial killers . Their actions are depicted in graphic detail . The story is actually pretty good--no denying the guy can write well--but needless to say my face was * * Orgasms were not contained . So studdly Planning to pay for something ? Aggressive vomiting . This makes me sad The grape flavor is red It's a self post Am I the only one that finds nothing attractive about being able to see a chick's colon and uterus ? Thank you , and I would post more but it appears people on the internet are mean . So I shall save myself from that negativity . After reviewing this list , I found myself also reviewing the ' Top 25 pictures of Zac Efron shirtless ' And suddenly everyone in the entire thread , no matter how rude , gets upvoted ... Good for her but seriously .... Used cats . Don't often see I get the feeling it really is mayo My girlfriend's breath smelled minty today I think he's glued that poor creatures antler to his leg . Not cool dude You sir , just got trolled You sir , just got trolled How is it a hit if it hasn't premiered yet ? Right , not a regulated market , like Wall Street or just copy paste and ... Great another biosphere project . I've heard more than one Redditor use the term " alpha " . We could have free healthcare , if half our money didn't have to go towards protecting pussy nations like Canada , and all of Europe , and the middle east , and Africa .... Facebook ist und bleibt ein reines Spionage Programm ;-) in letzter zeit hört man solche Sachen nur , zuckerberg muss die miese die er gemacht hat an der Börse ja irgendwie wieder gut machen ! Wait .... That's what my fianc é ' s friend's mom did but she was in public school and she was supposed to be graduating high school but her mom told the school to keep her back because she wasn't mature enough Steak knife for sausage and mash / r / ButtSharpies I'm using an app , which lacks said sidebar . Did you just solicit for alcohol and drugs on your * facebook status * ? * edit : just ignore me , apparently it's JUST the city I live in that decided to shut down everything . Screw you , Glasgow Did you just ask for proof of a made up feature on a mythical being ? So you used to be qualified to win but you took a downvote to the karma ? > * * * NO You never replied to him and you went out with him twice ? If your favorite class isn't spy , you're going against the Gaben . Filthy heretics Why not just hack his stats too ? It's called cost cutting , and it's a shrewd business move ... I just dont understand how they can follow up a great episode of breaking bad with some strange southern people talking about piss ... I can smell you from here . to go to numbers not letters ... Maybe its because she's underage . The worst part about owning a truck , especially these days with so many compact cars , is that people always want you to help move a couch or a mattress . Maybe you're just luckier than you remember ... " The Guns Mod " Thanks for ruining my childhood I came here expecting a good reason ... They're young children . > Portland fans ' Yeeeaaahhhhhh ! ! ' Well according to Tarkaan , most of us become old and hideous by age 25 so we need to " take what we can get " ... Why help them improve their scam I don't know what to make of this . Didn't noticed the circled bit until i'd read the whole damn thing first ... was that whisk really necessary ? ? I reinstalled PBE & i still cant buy champions ... the hat That's an awesome idea . Thank you , Mr . Citibank . A friend's mom once took pictures of the family at a funeral . She took a picture of him and his fiance and to top it off she framed it and gave it to them as a Christmas gift . This is the exact look on his face in the pic : I cannot find the IP of the adventure server . It does not seem to be listed ! Or the always prevalent " Hey I just cut down this massive tree , would you mind hauling it away for me ? I can let you borrow my chainsaw . " Dude , really ? * * NSFW * * HOLY SHIT ! ! WTF COULD HAVE POSSIBLY HAPPENED ? ! Persona 4 Alt ? Good post , even though this has been stated several times recently . I'm just glad we haven't posted nudes of the most recent tournament's female staff and had it upvoted to the front page . Looking at you r / starcraft Your teamname ... I am also having problems viewing conservations on twitter.com . It doesn't seem to have worked all day How did sperm get a full set of DNA ? * * HE * * should be gutted . Beans on toast If by " reddit types " you mean dumbass Floridians , you may have a point . Not the point that he won , but that point that FL is full of people that can't vote properly . Pac-man frowns on your shenanigans . I have played wow for 7 years , and have no clue how you managed to fit that in as an example . You have noo idea . Why are you reading r / gaming ? Changed * him * My dog will poop then walk around it , smell it and then * THEN * eat it . Like I just didn't watch him just create it for him to critique it . PS i did successfully appeal and they dropped the charges . I wrote an angry email and also yelled at them on the phone . I knew i wasn't gonna pay from the beginning , but it's the fact that they went this low that pissed me off This is all I see : Believe me . It's wrong You MOTHERFUCKER ! Now thats all I'll see during the whole thing ! No . You keep that there as you look at me . God damnit dad I like how obvious it is that they increased prices by $ 0.99 I hate Scrabble . Pretends it's a word game . It's not . What if the client is glitching out ? As a net creditor this doesn't sound like a very good idea to me there's more to that sentence than the end of it ... " It was a year ago , I was 11 at the time . " Read this as : girlfriend and cat are now best friends . Clicked through to find pics of dog and cat . Thought girlfriend =d og . Was all like That would be kind of creepy . Why are you on 9gag ? It was ... hanging by a thread ... Yeah .... If you're not doing anything wrong then surely you won't mind if I search your car ... I was going to say because he posted a picture of it for all of us . Which I know nobody wants to too " Where from " I was with you and then .... Seriously serious ? The bible . We need to talk I'll try and be there . With my trusty old Logitech Extreme 3D pro . Happened with a girl in my school . Same exact thing except a bunch skittles instead . It was supposed to be kinky or something . Report his sorry ass ... just sold an amulet with about 5 more dex and the same crit dmg for 900k it looks like your pupil fell out . My offer is also withdrawn . Upvotes all around . Vaping up toke even . Instead of the lack of a HUD I read the 3rd sentence in your series first . My reaction was They knew what they were getting into I would have thought it would have been higher than that This really isn't r / WTF Just a foal the got lost . Or maybe I'm just a dumbass who doesn't get all the references in the comments . A lot of people do this one : I mean the electrons on CRC are like $ 42 and the protons were $ 72 , I needed $ 80 for free shipping so I finally bought 661 Riot kneepads ( what I was actually shopping for , I just made getting new pedals incentive for free shipping ) . $ 118 total . I'm a happy camper . And no bike for 2 months sucks PLUS having to pay for all the work and new parts from Fox . I'm in the hole about $ 500 + for my fork repairs and a new tire . You're going on a date not getting married , check her out for yourself if it clicks it clicks no need to get hung up on such small details before you've even met her . Am I the only one who thought the title said BJ and was like Or maybe only people in the Americas call it " soccer " Black Friday ? Oh God yes the OP's photo is so much more fucked up than parents keeping a placenta . The fact that this is top comment makes me feel like people think otherwise . The correct top comment should be " What . The . Fuck . " with a series of thousands of looks of disapproval . Jay-Z doesn't suck .. Lil Wayne is on your list two times and Kendrick Lamar ? How does she not wake up to you in her butthole ? Yes . I say " I want a Navigator " and they say " But an Escalade is better . " Then I say " I thought you said the Escalade was for uncreative rich douchebags or something . " Then they say " They are . Get a bimmer , you poser . " And I'm like It's free be more resilient then A cunt The select button is used for spotting and the scoreboard OMG yes . The first few pictures I saw of him all grown up I was like , " Well done Neville . " But now , all I can think is , " Make a different face . " Just like an Edmontonian to come at you from behind MMA : SCREW YOU GUYS , I'M GOING HOME ┌ ∩ ┐ ( Did I miss the whole serious sam franchise on sale ? ! ? ! > Now give me back my karma train And the awkward moment where I tell you I'm a man ... Post link Don't make me think I'm sure he means NPH ... You know masturbating nonstop is normal during that time right ? Just not wiping it on doors Note to self : never * * ever * * leave my beer unattended . That was the weirdest attempt to speak german I've ever seen . I just saw the original image . Please tell me the original is suppose to be a joke Did it get worse since I left 6 years ago ? Should * Oh man . Is she really that stupid to shorten * * who * * to * * hu * * ? Rentable apps ? Did you watch his levels during that Holy shit ! Better leave SSID on just in case I need to install XP That guy's ( I assume it's the same guy who posts then deletes his manhood crap ) been trolling for a while Right . Because in real life , nobody is like that . Black people are never criminals and white people never stand up for what's right . Yup . A group of guys stole a wheelchair from a handicapped elder , beat him , shoved him on the group and drove away the electric wheelchair for a few blocks while hooting and shouting , abandoned the vehicle and went on their loud way . When I heard about this story , I figured it was teens . It was men in the mid-thirties . At least you don't save your semen in jars . not sure if i should be proud to be austrian or not after this video I read your user name as " stopthefaith " , you were about to get Will you now ? You are one of those hoarders , aren't you ? I just moved here from Chicago I read " pennies " as " penises " . Same here . I even know my CFO's bra size She fails to notice this . After a couple of seconds , she reaches across to pull the sink closer . Your erection ( now a tent ) finds its way into her pencil skirt as she reaches over . While trying to sit back down , she seems stuck . Something is caught on her skirt I'm surprised you grammar hounds didn't jump on my improper use of " your " over the correct usage of " you're " . Oops . .... Yeh ...... Uhh or that , sure . I'm a black girl and I've been dating a white man for the past 9 years . They've done the same thing to me , even gone as far as asking why I was friends with white people That's not imgur . Everyone is downvoting each other so OP doesn't see their posts whereas ... Gardner is young and ... doesn't ... get ... injured ? That's the joke After just putting down our dog my mom and I decided to watch a movie on Netflix to cheer us up . Netflix suggested Marley and Me Why do people say then when then mean than and than when they mean then ? Wow , imgur gets everywhere these days ... TIL that if you kill some one don't post the vid to youtube . You just got the most literal This : Also does anyone know of any cheaper retailers for Knockarounds ? The shipping cost just to Canada is 26 dollars .. more than the actual price of the glasses . Some band names one might NOT want to look into either . Imagine you came across a band called , " Granny's Crusty Panties " , " GOATSE Chorus " , or " Dick Pimples " . Of course it's the black cat that's the rapist You monster I completely agree . In order to see content on my website you must first upvote the post for it on reddit ... Honestly , as a girl , idk why you guys are so obsessed with boobs . What's up with some Karma ! My meme is in the comments somewhere ! I saw someone " type it out " Precooked bacon ...... What did I just read .. By the way , this is MY " Foreveralone " therapy you didn't even link to the actual article ... With a shotgun ? That website design . What even . Same happend to me when i went to Tunisia I had no idea this was possible ... When I read the words " Justin Beaver " , that is not the first thing that came up to mind . Cannot unsee . I always thought Lily and James made Harry . ... so now it looks like he has no pants I'm very sorry , but Muk ? da fuq ? Yes , clearly , because everyone loves twist ... Incidentally there was a story like that at my high school , he wasn't wearing a costume , he was just , ... interfering with the goats , ... he had to leave school the next day , was a boarding school too , someone came and picked him up , dunno what became of him . They called him goat boy , heh heh , ... not as funny or amusing now that I'm an adult thinking about it OK Billy , you can sit down now . Share time is over . I'm glad this is above the comment that starts with " retarded cameraman " . HE . MOLESTED . YOU . Mine put me in charge of a project and said I was going to head it so I needed to keep people informed , but ' don't be bitchy about it . ' I gave him a look Real sushi , the reason I never go to sushi restaurants in Europe or US is because 99 % of the time it tastes like crap and when I try to order in Japanese they all look with eyes of confusion because they end up being Chinese or Thai . But hey , at least to white people we all look the same I bought borderlands the other day on steam . Didn't realise there was a GOTY edition selling for 2.50 more " Sexy russians near you on DamnLol.com " Huh . Well , I'm sure someone has gotten off to that cover before , but I don't think I'd want to be that kind of porn star . Really ? Poop ? That song sounded so elegant . So , did your mom use toilet paper as well ? I seriously don't understand how you guys could do this for so long , or why . It's like ... it's like I need to know . experienced * what * ? I unlocked them all very quickly ... barring the L85A2 ... that thing took me forever I think one could call that roller coaster ..... mind-numbing . Those arent all the natural colors of those pokemon his left buttock and his right hip . You're lucky you edited that . You love kittens with filovirus hemorrhagic fevers ? It's funny to me because it reminds me of my grandmother . Every time she lets a fart slip out she says " Peanut butter ! " I don't know why and I've never asked . wait ... if a pig is struck by lightning it turns into a zombie pigman Limburger really MUST be institutionalised before he really damages someone--or worse ! ! ! This is one of the last things to weep about . You could be weeping for hunger , disease , rape , or corruption , but you weep about happy ponies . Makes sense ... I read that as " Another reason for me to like 9gag " . All I thought was " I know what I'm doing I googled BDSM so I can write three books on the topic " Putting oreos in the disc tray Dude . Swing clubs huh ? You spent all of your money on the steam sales , yet ARMA 2 was the only game you're interested in playing surely you can't be serious How so many diamonds ? I can confirm that the place sucks nuts , and I've been here more then 8 days , story told . Wait ... If you're a hypocrite Redditor ..... " They " changed the name STD to STI because diseases can't be spread technically . Yes , I understand . In addition to being That's something that happens to you often ? Oh god , I thought I had forgotten about that post . I know what the picture contains , yet I still click on the link . What the hell is wrong with me ? ! Oh yeah . It's the nonbithers who are being unreasonable at this point . For fucks sake Had to read this twice , thought you were saying you only got 15mins of power out of it . Totally misread it Ok , Corey Mathews " he ejaculates in my wound " I wonder what happened to the Americans for Tax Reform pledge that most of them signed Lol so everything else is 100 % true ? Obviously there will be exceptions for each country ... you really don't need to point that out , it's a JOKE And rightfully so . No one needs to be reminded of what wet garbage smells like . ... took a photo with Instagram . Well I was comparing it to my car and that was probably a bit extreme ... My steering is super heavy and the gas pedal is as tough as hell . But he drives that thing like its a go kart and gets worse mpg than I do . And the reverse / neutral drops he does ( Is that a My Little Pony background Not vector graphics I video-searched " porn " . The formatting is nice , but this was a little You have to save the convo , then post it . Does anyone find it ironic that the whole time during the Vampire questline Harkon is labeled as " bad " because he was going to use Serana's blood and then you get the bow and say , " oh yeah , mind if I use your blood for this ? " and she is just fine . NO AIR HOCKEY ! ? The thing that bothers me is the distance between the home button and screen in the white and black version differs .. Mew mew that ones so cute i want to hug it : edit wait I think that's my decision too . Or maybe ... Both ... Damn 13 ? I guess thats about the time when people try it these days . I am 25 and when I see 13 I think about my friends younger brother who is 15 who says he doesn't touch the stuff . Makes me think twice ... " Oh Mickey " . i can share my wants / views in other threads too Preventive measure , because you never know ... ... says the OP . I think selling the idea to the yanks makes the creators * * a lot * * of money , just look at how loaded Gervais is with his Office franchise . That and apparently America needs subtitles with English accents I couldn't stop watching .... So this is a good thing ? And comments like this are why those men keep trying and trying and make it worse Fuck . Mine too . Don't you dare mention Kyle Williams in a good light . Money shot ? Coon Rapids ? I grew up in Anoka . That makes you my semi-nemisis . Yeah , because what you just said is so Christian like Is this from personal experiences ? ... I'd love Skyrim , why ? Because I've got the flu and have a feeling the Frost Trolls are behind it My Ex Gf told me she used to pee in the bath ......... while she was still in it . Wtf dude ! ? I think you need a new hobby - this one is clearly not right for you ... Now scurry along What mistake My video card costs more than that Posted by " iluvurkidz " You know who signs laws , right ? no ... ಠ_ಠ Pernod ORIGINAL ? ? ? I would really like Skyrim so I can see for myself that exhausted " arrow in the knee " joke my friends say 24/7 ! ! Go back to Funny Junk people have brothers sisters children parents , cats are pets . I haven't played Portal 2 before so I bought that for $ 5 on Steam . I'm also working on finishing the Game of Throne book series . Here and there I spent time messing with and saving templates , and I also made an Excel sheet to map out my keymap I dunno about faxshoyo but I can definitely be quiet if I have to be - it usually turns into heavier breathing / panting and squeaky noises though . I wish my boyfriend teased me in public more . How is it silent if you commented about it ? I'm just picturing those rocks behind them functioning like the Mortal Kombat pit . One snowy morning I woke up and freaked out when I looked out the window . I couldn't get to my car in my driveway , it was surrounded by porcupines . They were licking the salt off my tires " It costs an arm & leg " is a common saying " Vagina exploded " Oh haha . Just the way some of the characters speak . They'll say something with a tone that makes it sound sexual . " Oh * yeahh * , work that stick ! " " Serial foot-licker " We are more fat than a seal ? you're starting a cum box ? Oh . I thought OP was saying they saw a vid of their teacher from school making a student have sex for a grade . Not sure if sarcasm or My boyfriend always thinks I'm on the internet , when I work about 40 hours a week , including Saturday sometimes , I hang out with friends and him , and I lay in the sun and go to the beach , yet he's always telling me that I should spend less time on the computer . It's irritating , and I tell him it's annoying when he thinks my life revolves around the internet . He just shrugs it off and says , " Well , it does . " I was going through basic right before all of this went down at lackland and this staff sgt was the ti downstairs from where my flight was . We all thought he was pretty funny ... Six months later I saw him on the front page of the air force times looking at life in prison Short answer : dogfighting . 20 bucks is more then enough to purchase a good meal for 3 people . Go out and buy something I laugh at you as I play Saints Row the Third on my MacBook . ( although the power just went out Nope , you're the only one . What you have there is my board . Then upvote and move on Keep using that flash on those developing cat eyes . MOTHER OF GOD My asshole is hemorrhaging tuna fish while a skinny purple whale obstructs the view of a sexually attractive wigwam that owns its own bakery heuehuehueheuhe =D DDDDD Oh yeah and also .... this .... Holy joseph beylonking ass destroyers what the flagellum is going on in here . Your username Cities eh Wow ! No kidding ? There's no chance for that ? God bless the gagorders ... I thought Ollivander was Neville's grandmother . London only has 3 , and Rio has 8 Die Tante hat ein Problem mit Männern , wer wei ß was ihr mal passiert ist I have one question : Why ? ! I'm currently stuck at a level , where you have to plant some kind of bomb andnonly have a very short time limit ... Is thatnanywhere near the end ? Did I already miss thiss ghost ship level ? Cause I sure as hell dont remember it There are so many experts on reddit . First comment on the article ... What economy .. ? I babysat 4 year old twin girls when I was 14 , and they would always talk about ' uncle simon ' sleeping over while their father was away , but that it was a secret . Oh but do they leave shits , I can tell you that from experience At let you got laid Not only that , but if true , disproves the existence of God . I know this is / r / bikecommuting but try driving a car on the left side . Trying to use the left / right indicators , " hello , windshield wipers ... we meet again " There's a Linora ship ? ! ? so was i .. whats with all the downvotes on these comments I saw the file name and was all like Oh man , I'm a dumbass . I just spent a good 5 minutes staring at it trying to figure out why the TARDIS is so small and laying on its side with a regular door . Jaywalking is illegal where I live ( it's when you don't cross the street at a permitted time or in the middle of the road or whatever ) , and a school in the area ( not mine ) has cops outside the school monitoring kids doing this . A kid jaywalker and he got taken to jail , where he spent the day until his mom could leave work and pick him up . Oh yeah , that'll totally stop piracy . Do as she says , or else I was going to watch Saving Private Ryan for the first time tonight . As someone who works in the telecommunications business , my immediate and only reaction to this was Was somewhat surprised it said yes I see what you did there . All that gear and he's using B8 cymbals Totally agree ! Surely when your child's legs start bowing you would kind of get the idea that something is not right ..... WTF has society come to ? We are breeding morons ! I should have read the comments in this thread before I read the comments in the article " We'll fix it in mastering . " That's what everyone on here said about luminox .... no appeal complaints are allowed from people who have blue eyes , damn it , you are genetically favoured Saw them as creepy , they probably stretch out and grab Pokemon prey I can't tell of you mean literally or figuratively . For the sake of my sanity , I am going to believe that you are making this up . Good DAY , sir ! These Opinions appear to be Fair and Balanced with almost a touch of " Positive perspective " you took the box with you to a new apartment ? Not if you're making them . TIL all of Reddit holds a uniform opinion on 3D . Anyone who watches that show would know that He broke down crying in the mall ? What a puss . it the attitude that comes with them that's the problem . Thank god they included the picture . I was totally lost at first . Unfortunately for your mum , that's what he probably wanted . Humiliation fetishes are weird Puberty is not " long over " by age 13 , wtf , some guys start puberty at age 13 . I want to throw a fastball straight at the guy who thought this up . Either at his face or his nuts . Don't post Only one calling bullshit ? Eh ? Ok , bullshit 563 % DV of sugar How does a post-op tranny have 14 fn kids ? I Was in a drive through and said to go please not mine or anyones for that matter but im sure some one out there enjoys prawn / shrimp milkshakes How dare you deceive us OP ? And sound .... NC here , legal for first cousins to marry ( Under 5 years old ? She got pregnant again ? Chill guys , OP will prevail . As long as we're all sharing our horrible nicknames ... My name is Truman , and at some point everyone comes up with the nickname false woman . New Yorker ? I live in bossier . That sounds kinky . Bars and liquor stores refuse my New Brunswick drivers license as a valid ID in Ontario What the fuck is up with that gif ? thanks for the tip . Looks like I'll have to make my way all the way to that vendor near firelink shrine to grab some blooms Tastes better with the blood of your enemies ... Where do I sign ... Hm , well , I stopped at " protituting . " I'm leaving my rent controlled 4 bedroom apartment this month , and I was informed by the broker that he would be putting it back on the market for approx . $ 2000 more than its original price . ( $ 3150 to ~ $ 5200 ) 13 years old ? " With puberty gone ? " Dafuq ? Did you start puberty at 5 ? You probably could've reworded that a little better ... Dude , spoilers . Our Pokemon must battle . Since mew can learn ( and thus do ) anything I will use hydro pump first , but my attack misses He didn't even mention he would be an atheist Black text is hard to read against the meat . THIS IMAGE WAS POSTED NO MORE THAN A WEEK AGO . Doritos .... It will never be the same Yeah , if politicians did it , it must be reasonable ! I didn't see Cassano in that video Utah rider here and I'm always out in my gear . I mostly see the guys on the cruisers not wearing any safety gear . Saw 3 pass by in the time i was eating lunch and 2 of them were wearing sandals I also care about Half-Life 3 , Kingdom Hearts 3 , and Viewtiful Joe 3 . One of those will never be made A hit man . Hey , I liked Dark Dawn I see what * you * did there . How does he wipe ? Thank you for tipping . The other day at my work some girl took a picture of our tip jar ( it says " feeling tipsy ? " as we get a lot of late-night post-club clientele ) and didn't leave anything in it . Same here , I had to piss , but I was like , " eh , just one more link . " and I literally pissed myself . I tried to use it to make earwig traps . Even they wouldn't go for anything less than Coors As in , B for Ball , P for Paul , T for Tall and so on . Tut tut . I work in a contact centre and motor trade prior to that . If you do not spell using correct phonetics , I T ( titis ) " also my first post " > Or alternately they're just not cool with their money being spent to support an industry they morally oppose . Then wait until you get back All I'm seeing in the document is DADDYFAP . " For ages 3 and up " I'm the complete opposite . I need a job ... ... how do you fail eggs . A magical box .... > no , we have ~ ~ a huge heart ~ ~ no balls . What's up with the guy's torso in this gif ? He legs are flat , yet he's on his side . * * You Take That Back Right Now ... * * I what saw did you there I've bought a used computer before ... And it had ( a LOT of ) gay porn saved on it . Don't buy used computers Take your kid to work day Go stream There's always someone willing to make an incineration joke . Never fails . Someone downvoted this ... Why the hell would you ban masturbation ! ? . jpg ? What do you think you would be doing to get your new penis trapped in a door why would you write shanghai in characters ? You're a strange , depressed person What exactly do you mean by Cup size ? He was dating a 2 year old ? When we were little my older sister got in trouble for calling me a prick , so instead she would call me ' a piece of paper ' . I would get so angry because I thought she was calling me a bad name and told my dad . He laughed it off and she kept saying it Not a bad game yesterday either ... in the beginning ... then we lost . Wtf . Touch his dick ? He * looks * Iranian , for sure ... ICU RT here : hands off my vent ! I think someone took a shit on the floor Photoshop is a wonderful thing Hey , what about all those non-formal linguists ? Flat brim ... * That's * why she's afraid of sharks ! ? i thought at the exact same thing ( Thanks . That follow the typical pattern of this kind of claims . That's what I saw first too , first I was like Bristling at her idea and sparking discussion is one thing , but personally contacting her to harass her about it is flat out of line . at first i was like why would you leave a ferrari in your driveway , then i read this i read the comments under that article . someone's email name was " tittypaws 1973 " . Are you asking me ? What is Burriss doing today . Downton Abbey nomination for best Drama = Was like ' awww ' then like ' I read it on buildapc and some benchmarks form linustechtips videos.And wait till Amd comes out with the next Gen . of processors.FX gets a There is such a thing as a professional Tribes caster ? I thought the POM juice was super healthy Did anyone see the modern warfare 4 ..... cuz begging for stuff is worse than stealing , ammi right ? Sharing the story is cool and it's too bad that happened to you , but , what's with all the lol I thought fuck and bought it durring the sale so that I could have a better advantage over the newer noobs . ( and abuse them till they get better Dumb question here : I know I should wait till the last day , but do you think the Pack Deals will be even more discounted that they already are ? ? I'm hoping to get the Bethesda pack deal ლ ( what happened to the beautiful high resolution pics from carporn ? now were posting instagram pics ... You came inside of her ? ... Am I the only one who sees a problem with that ? Yes , but you can't claim them to be " a hero " , that's a thoughtcrime ! Lol that's . I'll all three of my dogs will try to attack whoever I'm arguing with Who is the guy in the picture , OP ? She's smoking nothing in a smoke shop . > first I was like So that's what's been crawling around my restroom lately ... Everyday I cry for them because they have to travel the world to play video games and have to take care of all the money they get No you didn't , there are link scanners for that . thanks for making me conscious of my own breathing Your edit is invalid As a teen I'm having Have an issue with people who use their name in their username I expected this to be a gif I think I'm going to have to post this picture in these comments to make sure that people have finally noticed that Walt does indeed have a very big gun . Gotta love how it ends by basically calling her rape-bait I have a 2 year old daughter ..... no poo hand prints . They had met their quota for the month , I'm assuming ... But that's a terrible way to set up next month ... You ... you really didn't know that ? Steve made this face ? I don't like the sound of what you just said . Big Mike . Sometimes shortened to BM ( ... the vagina doesn't connect to the lung ? This is something that needed to be clarified ? ? But that will prove their point about " Big Brother " yeah that message started out as just we can't wait h0tstuff then i clicked your name and realized you were a male and added the face I hate how Dave Grohl just can't give the camera a thumbs us ... It has to be look at this wild and zany face I can make while giving this over enthusiastic thumbs up I used to work in a grocery store , and I would CONSTANTLY see kids throwing tantrums over not getting the specific candy , snack or cereal they wanted . The parents would tell them no again and again , and then finally just give in to their demands and give them whatever they wanted Your boyfriend thinks Mario > Jedi ? ... Thus raising little bastards that think it's ok ! Doing a strep swab over a wk ago . Patient gags when I swab the left tonsil . Patient gags and then coughs dirty strep phlegm all over my face . I more or less bathed in the lab sink afterwards . Guess who tested Strep A positive last Thu ? Ugh . 3 days left of abx . My favorite part of the story : I don't have tonsils Mystery Men " If you gave 10 inches to your sister " Geriatric porn : still have a centerfold , but her tits are on the back cover . NATURAL SELECTION ! ! ! There were 666 comments until me Right The Latex gimp suit and gag is just harmless fun . but you put fur and a tail on it and suddenly YOU'VE GONE TO FAR ! Yea ... People who carry a 9mm are such pussys ... And don't get me started on all the panzy attackers who have been shot and killed by a 9mm . shoes on the table Of course it's perfectly safe if you never use it . Thanks Reddit now I will cry myself to sleep > Yeah I've been wearing the same goalie pants for like 8 years That is sexist by definition ... I gave you a page view and now know far more about your forced impregnation fantasies than I could have ever wanted . United States . Most people I know on cable have decent down speeds and terrible up speeds , while people on DSL usually have better uploads . I just checked my DSL and its 10-1 ... and it used to be 10-5 . I might be calling someone tomorrow EVERYONE LETS RIDE THE That changeover from :D to New York ... I felt bad when I first read this , but then I noticed the OP had " titties " in his name . Is everyone being sarcastic ? While watching the movie , first I was like , wow , Ridley is a genius . Then ... mother of god I would imagine that they are going to reassert the ' input limit reached ' . You know , instead of actually BANning botters , they just want to slow them down and also in the process slow regular farmers down . I'm kind of glad they never did . Oh , science can't be brilliant ? Some of my point people write " black t " Oh that's just Satan . Sacrifice any virgins recently ? What am I saying this is reddit of course you have . I had a TSA agent say something like " Oh , you want to * opt out * , do you ? " I responded with a look like I have also been called a monkey , I don't even like monkeys ლ ( Windows 8 Don't want to spoil something that's 4 + years old , someone may not have seen it . I didn't stay long , but it was long enough . My christians friends don't get flu shot , who knows what poison they put in those vaccine ? You have no idea how excited I got . Clever . [ 10 ] d ( ^ _ ^ d ) My niece on far left is giving that look ( some how the part where he pulled it out was very satisfying to watch i hope your kiding I think you are implying he commit a felony I like friendship tattoos . You always have a great story to with the tattoo . But if the bitch ever crosses you your are going to have to cut her . The fuck are you waiting for them to release ? The video of his birth ? His umbilical cord with a " Made in the USA " stamp ? ... great . Now , I kind of want to see this happen to see what will happen . is this bass really strong enough Poland ? When people say pok éman . Did you really make a 3 part rage comic ? You cellared an IPA ? prob one of my least favorite cars to drive , ever . car is so wide , the windshield is curved and you can't see shit " Bring Jobs Home Act " ... the fuck , man . Bitch Please ! ! ! * Duplicate * I had to read the title after seeing the picture . At first , I didn't see a finger with a ring ... I go on Reddit during the school year Ya think ? My biggest quarrel with the movie was that one of the newspaper headlines Bruce was looking through on Selina Kyle misspelled " heist " as " hiest . " Let's retort to name calling and acting big over the internet . I just traveled Iran as a westerner , came home a couple of weeks ago . Everybody loved the US and hated their own government , really . Didn't find a single soul who had anything against the US , actually quite the opposit . Most people found ways to download american shows .. Most were even more up to date on Big Bang Theory / HIMYM than me Da fuq ? And that's how " content " from fucking FreeRepublic.com makes it to the front page . So did 12 others No Emi ? redditor for 3 days I do have some experience helping a professor start a new class I was interested in , and it was a real pain in the ass . Jumping through a number of hoops only to have the class denied several times , and even when it was finally given the go ahead pulled from the course catalog during add / drop period without explanation . Do you work for eircom , with their high-speed / uncontested broadband ? * no mouse pad that made me cringe so hard In NYC , if you don't know what you're doing , they just skip you and help the next customer . This one guy in line ( which we had been waiting in for about 5 minutes , plenty of time to choose what to get , right ? ) goes up , gets his foot long bread , and when is asked what sandwich he wants he says , " I don't know " . The employee just gave him one of these , I must have missed this memo , as I've never seen them . that frame with those bottle holders ? AVG Toolbar . I feel this is the start of the man's downward spiral to porn addiction . Bitter is still beer " ... when I suddenly dried out " This kinda stuff is surprisingly not deep . Too soon ? Our teacher does the same thing . Shit I've been trying for weeks and I just realized that is me smiling Posting on reddit about my annoying habits . oh pls no ... thats the main reason why i hated wow and its pvp . But the song is called " The Invisible Man " ..... ... and it's not NSFW That looks like spaghetti Because * * SOME ASSHOLE TEAM * * decided that , the year after they beat the Eagles and became champs , they'd better bend over backwards for the Giants . And that's what happens when I skim-reading with Alien Blue while crapping at work Bought sparrow on sale hoping that it would eventually support exchange mail . So much for that . No line announcements for month , but buy VIP tickets for $ 150 ! > They called me 2 weeks ago and told me that my blood had saved the lives of 3 infants . Not only that , but it was Costanza who said it I went to your user page and downvoted all your le posts due to le fact that you are * * le * * terally * * NOT BRAVE * * ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm guessing this most likely isn't a true story or you wouldn't be alive to make a rage comic about it . I opened an empty trailer once and there was a shit in there . You could just tell it was a human shit ... I say both .... what am I .... ? I've made a huge mistake by not seeing this earlier This seems to be a clever post about the shooting too , you hypocritical man , you . The previous tenants should be tied to a tree with a chain and left to die ... fuck those guys , I hope something they love catches on fire . When I was about 13 I tought it'd be sexy to eat chocolate syrup out of the bottle .. ' Lettuce Molester ' My wife Spoiler ? For a movie that literally JUST came out can you kick them out of there for good ? geez ... She's obviously never worked retail ... or worked for that matter ... DUDE . I'm actually at a Holiday Inn ... Google ... define : Erotophonophilia ... A lust murder is a homicide in which the offender searches for erotic satisfaction by killing someone ... I would avoid the centre after dark like the plague ! It's HORRIBLE on Harbour Festival . I witnessed so many gropings last year . Death doesn't cause you to * stop * sleeping . So they're automatically doomed to a backward future , right ? Thank you for the tip ! I'll definetly get mock-up shots beforehand ... That one guy later in thread ... uses fucking smilies and bad punctuation throughout everything he says Yeah guys this totally happened ... those dumb black women , when will they learn , it's totally inappropriate to feign having sex with a toddler Good job slapping your child across the face Hold on while I gouge my eyes out I can't believe that's a thing He said he's from the UK Beautiful tits . Beautiful face . But the body ... Wow . That's an amazing trade ! Man seeing all those made me wish so hard . There is a gaming place next to my aunt's hair cutting shop that has ps2s the last time I went to Vietnam on 2007 Up until 10 seconds ago , I thought Caroll Spinney was a woman . So he could share it with a hobo I ... I can't look away . He was too pussy to do it HAHAHA YEAH RAPE ! THAT'LL TEACH EM ' ! Things like this make me want to delete my Facebook . Those toms . Can't tell if I should what about them ? please ! i dont understand what " Dat 15 ' th . gif Please don't waste my time if you're just gonna punk out and [ delete ] your replies . Do you think I care if that isn't how boobs work ... Gee , that was money well spent As a brazillian , i have to say : i hate neymar . this picture is also relevant to this post because you just posted a picture from nextlol.com on reddit Every show I watch because TV doesn't let you skip things 16ms * 340m / s = 5.4 m on average . You're fine , dude . It's just the Internet , so someone has to talk down to you . Everything . Everything I have ever said , from the moment I was born until the moment I clickie and save this bad boy . I hate communication being the best way to survive that we've been able to come up with . How dumb are we ? ? Why don't you ask her out ? My friend's girlfriend doesn't believe in homosexuality . She said that people are just angering God because homosexuality isn't real and people just want to stay away from God and using any excuse they have . It's the attack of the L . Well this is disconcerting for those looking to be future architects ... It was my first one excuse the lack of funny in it I hate Rick Perry ... He died because he's holding the controller upside-down As an employee of one of Xerox's " service centers " ( call center ) ... We still function off XP in the majority of callcenters , and the last project I was on included VMWare on our systems--the VMWare computers were being upgraded to 7 , while the physical ones were going to continue on XP . You can see why I changed projects . For some reason I went and googled images for Brown Recluse Bite I once saw a woman roll her boob back into her bra What a dickhead . Yes , you just repeated everything the comments have said .... and then given your own opinion .... Instead he hit on her .. That's the joke Our sworn enemies ... Unfortunately the reason why a lot of foreign language films get watered down and remade for ' merica Shouldn't have had your feet on the seats ! If not for the rules , at least for common freakin courtesy to other passengers . Pay the fine and learn some manners . It makes me sad that you are + 51 upvotes I just hope nobody starts to squat in front of urinals By having the batman & robin symbol on your laptop ? Did you build your house out of dirt ? You really get +2,700 karma for posting a picture of a cake like this ? Yeah , that's incredibly likely " Upgrade " In the word of the x-prize's Peter Diamantis : " We've gone from a society where if something wasn't prohibited then it was legal to a society where if something isn't explicitly permitted it's illegal . " The best part is when he sends the picture and then another message with just The I AM You ... Same for me awhile ago . Seems to be back now though .. > Better solution : photoshop a degree and start gettin money for nothing like everybody else . Bonus points to an astronaut that has a pic of them playing that shuttle landing game on the iPhone while landing a shutt - oh yeah ... You can see his boner . I genuinely didn't spot that until you mentioned it . I read it twice , too . Brain , why you only * pretend * to read words ? That's the joke . The time wasted on reading this post ... Are you honestly trying to tell me that guy in the video can not hit a crowd of people 15 feet away with that slide fire Scram Kid ! Pee IN the ceiling ... ? Nice try Pierce . That is one messed up fight club Oh my god ! Apparently it's the " Best Friend " zone . Really ? Like I said , you sequester the jury ! But of course then you'd have to pay the hotel bills . because we don't have enough tree ლ ( People say that ? I'm tempted to give this a try ... Not football , but I knew a guy in college who was a big Philadelphia Flyers fan and got a customized Penguin jersey with the number 66 and Hodgkins for the name plate . Open with an insult . Very nice . Makes you sound smart . My girlfriend's answer : ' ' A lunatic ' ' I see what you did there . Why the downvotes . Your thinking C / is an SSD which it is for most PC gamers yet you get downvoted by naive kids thinking " Who has 2 drives I have a degree in liberal arts Life Alert Wtf bra ... Her bare chest doesn't even look close . : 20 seconds in : Did I just watch a 10min video on how to make a penis model for a game that I don't even own ? That link was purple . Ya thats what i meant I know , but hey at least Volvo is still around , for now . When I first met this one classmate she was asking me what I drove ( at that time ) and I told her a Volvo and she said " ew ... isn't that what old people drive ? " Hey , hey let's not bring the " W " word into this ok buddy . ^ this ! Too soon bro too soon ... some team from the northwest that wears green ? You didn't have $ 3,74 ? I laughed .... I whole heartedly agree ! ! It bugs the shit out of me Just realized there's no mirror but * * another girl * * right behind her in the same pose . More like Disapproval Kitten It almost looks like Does a straight jacket work for an armless guy ? i see what you did there God , I saw that episode . They're so expensive , too . And that old guy who had a harem of them ... He " remembered " 4 or 5 black guys beating him up how would you know ? ! Don't know what it's like over there , but in London 9/10 people I see getting pulled by the po-po are black or of Indian / Pakistani descent . It was actually a dude Downvoting for suggesting thievery . Yes , no one would sleep ... ... the fuck ? OH DEAR LORD OF EVERYTHING THATS'S HOLY : IRON MAN SUIT , I NEED IT ! I see you deleted your other post . Good for you , yet you are still using that source , for explanation incorrect , I have autocorrect disabled on my phone and I can make Yet another example of something stupid and disagreed upon in the comments but it has over 1500 upvotes . If i hadn't read this comment I would have never noticed ! I was entranced I could ask you the same question Just watch all the way through . Do not skip a thing . I found that the first time through season one , I was a little bothered by the corniness ( can you say Raxicoricofallapitorians ? Wait wait wait , WAITING for a more tragic ' accident ' ? Sell their copies of a digital game linked to an account . Seriously tho , making fun of someone for being a faggot , if undesirable , is not even close to the same as assaulting someone . Maybe he oughtn't be harassing her for being a box-eater , but he's probably just teasing and that's OK , if that's it , and she's a stuck up bitch with a stick lodged way up in her cunt . Your name . Looks like you weren't too flustered to put the photo through a filter . Black girls don't have nice faces ? Wait , did you get downvoted for that ? Not enough Their acting ahaa some peoples butts are just too easily hurt , and yes I agree , but proper use of Plot twist : this IS your office After looking up all that stuff on bird sexuality , I have a strong urge to wipe my Internet history and also my brain . What does this have to do with anything ? Taking care of a disabled child isn't exactly a money making scheme . Mmmm ... I'm afraid this * is a spankable offense ... * Please tell me she wanted to buy it as a joke . Please . The Emperor's New Groove is the shit . I don't think it got enough recognition though . Also , I've ( accidentally ) seem some smut about that movie online . . . Why are you complaining when you could be hitting him with a table ? Not when it's explained so eloquently ... you ruined it ! > In human history ? I read that as Madonna Unspeakable things . People shoving hands and going elbow deep into other's assholes .. and licking prolapses ... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Care to describe that chapter ? Unless its disturbing I was thinking this as well , if OP is driving .............. Not a single black girl on the " featured " list . 492 games for me currently ......... .... ...... It's a little crazy Maybe I want to drop the soap Chucking Bob's decapitated head at a wall and having it explode . yep ... my dad is a pretty über religious guy ( prays all day , goes to taraweeh , listens to Islamic videos / recordings on the internet all day ) and occasionally I'll have to fix his computer . and whenever I do I always notice he's been going to some porn sites Anal , I mean if the dude is going for it , it reminds me of gay sex But that ass is a close second . I can outrun all the weapons you listed except for the gun You got my upvote for Breadfriend Those audience members treat that show like a public forum . I heard my mom fart once . Then I seized up and died . Once I came back to life , I realized what I had witnessed . I've never been able to look at her the same way since ... 6000 grand ......... Are you a lesbian ? Read that testicle idk y u have negative karma on this post ... C'mon redditors A christian once told me that imaginary friends are demon / angel manifesting ... One of my friend is always asking me strange things about sex / periods and it can make me pretty uncomfortable . I had to basically coach her through periods because she didn't want to have to talk to her mom about it . And when she wanted to start using tampons , I had to show her videos and do drawings , and she even half-jokingly asked if she could have a demonstration Are you happy now ? I had to RES tag you as " Annoyed by companies commercial . Comes on reddit and gives them free advertising . Is that a banana in your butt or are you just happy to see me ? You seemed pretty cool until it said you eat whale . Absolutely . This reminds me of the playboy article on heterodox econ , where an audience of economists applauded a mathematical explanation of rational suicide . Bitter ? Play protoss on the receiving end of a 1-1- 1 Did you do this with an eraser tool God wants you to send your kids to His camp , but first you gotta pay . Too . Me too . There was a bomb threat when I was in middle school and one in high school . They caught the two kids who did the middle school one . All they wanted was for school to be closed the day they made the threat Oh yay racial stereotyping Damn . You really fumbled that question . Dave gave you a helluva look of ... Why would a mom do that ...... I .... just The orange thing doesn't have the heart / three on his head anymore Kinda looks like George Lopez My husband is still like that He already tried Not really NSFW ..... mainly because there is no nudity at all ... It's a conspiracy I also do this . But I do it in heels and dresses . People give me the IE ლ ( How old was she , OP ? At first I thought it said " fuck you " . Shiiiiit ... You broke United Nuclear . I knew someone who was convinced that his parents never have had sex . I tried to explain how it worked , but he swore on his life that they had never done such a thing . He ended up asking them ... Baby I'll make you ... am I watching .... grass grow ? " Brain transplant " " If we don't win this game I'm going to mail each and every one of you a piece of my foreskin . " Yea nice overcast . Can't imagine what my time would have been had the race been one day later . 100 degrees tomorrow Both . * Had to look that up and laugh and of coarse it's now the top now I'm in Austria and have the same ping on American and European servers it's like watching soccer turn to qwop to diglett use dig My parents having an after-sex smoke ... They were both lounging on the bed , naked what ... ? how ? I sure hope so . How much is it ? Yes , where the hell else would they be ? She asked you to smoke her out ? I got news . Not productivity ... This is only semi-related , but you can DEFINITELY tell Erin Brockovich isn't wearing a bra . It probably took that long because you didn't use potions Wait , what ? Predator dyrus strikes again ... shhhh shhhh Gotcha ! Yeah I was from the Alton / STL area before I moved to Rolla , MO . Woah woah woah , is there really Mormon magic underwear fetish porn ? ? No , Internet . Bad Internet . Fuck you content owner for not making it available on mobile . Dat Shaman Here laid afroninja ... " * Reads * Before we broke up I said " Maybe we should take a break " and he said " No , that's stupid . Breaks just lead to breakups " so I said " Fine . Peace " Fast forward to four months later when I have a new boyfriend and he messages me saying " We should have tried harder . I mean , we could have taken a break or something . " Well , it might work if you didn't enjoy fapping to your parents having sex When I first had sex with my partner , I told him I had an IUD , but didn't explain the string . Afterwards , I asked him if he felt the string , and he was like " Ohhhh , that's what that was , I thought you had a weird vagina-hair . " It says " this video has been rejected " Ugh . Really ? The fake train is picking up steam . nope , he doesn't even have a head just some eyes on a chest Another reason to love my state Wut . This is utter bullshit . all of my wat Ugh , now I feel creepy . Don't spell like an animal . Yeah we have our Olympics in your country wat da faq ... Gimme brain freeze ! Vertical hold ... I know ! I've been waiting for this episode all day , and it's felt like a lifetime . Watching the show , it feels like its only been 10 minutes since it started . Why does it have to go by so fast ? * * B I know ... Yeaaa some cop will call that a reasonable search . Kill all the dogs ! I have had this too ! I haven't felt hungry in days and I started throwing up again - so much for second trimester smooth sailing Yeah , that one was awkward , I looked over at the teacher and she was smiling away ... How about you stay on trees ? This happend to me too ! I was just walking around Whiterun , minding my own business , when a half naked courier walks up to me and calmly gives me a letter Exactly what I was thinking . I had to read it a couple of times to try and figure out what the point was . really ? The only answer to this question is a stern Requires Javascript enabled to see an image ... 2x for what purpose You know you've done some quality parenting when your toddler's outfit has the word " Sexy " on it Looks just like I'm 7 ' 1 . I think my biggest was 4mm and I still couldn't pass them . A tissue box ... or a shoe box Is it just me , or does it look like a cervix receiving an artificial insemination ? California does this too . To whine Australian here . The first day I was ever in America , I remember being in McDonald's and some lady was screaming , cops came and what not but long story short her son had broken into her car right outside so she called the police on him , your reaction was same as mine Is it me or is the box getting smaller and smaller Barclay ... Barry .... Bort .. Aw , come on . Bort ! ? I wanted to click " Continue " at the end Ha . Had a similar thing with American tourists here in Europe . It was very hard to convince them to cross the road when the pedestrian light wasn't green , even if there were no fucking cars anywhere close . * * SO MUCH I wear glasses too . Do you get the classic " Shut up four eyes , " joke alot ? Are you a man or woman haha :P and incidentally i'm actually going to new york next year ... Uh ... What would you use the TNT for other than to blow it up ? Build houses out of it ? Make it first person and have mounts while your at it .. Tattoo design straight from Word But still ... Do you * * ACTUALLY * * believe he was begging for a key ? I could tell it was joke because it was in reply to another begging joke . That , and I kinda fucking saw the picture The selling of beer at the very front of your grocery stores . Mind you , it was Texas , not sure if that makes a difference ... but seriously I was like Yeah that would end war , crime , and violence all right , because there would be no one left to commit it . But does your sister have a baby ? * WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT * Your ... sentence ... what ? The thing is , it ticks me off when I see people say , 1mbps + is just too damn fast . Dammit this sounds fun . And I could have made it on Sunday , but it's actually on Saturday . Thanks , frenchie . Thanks for raising my hopes just to break my heart The most shocking thing I saw in the U . S was a poo in the urinal at a McDonalds ... Same in Germany . If I run around on the street and somebody says " good morning " to me , my face goes " Jackie " My first thought when reading that was " That guy is going to get shot by someone in their car when he refuses to leave and they're going to say he attacked them and get away with it " Does NO ONE realize that those dudes WERE WORKING WITH THE THIEF ? ? " waterproof glass " I don't see the point of having a watch like this , if you are going digital why not use your phone . Does anyone really think this compliments anyone's style ? Personally I think it looks really bad . Also his eye glasses I'm gonna hate on as well haha ... or senseless ... edit those dots in mutha fucker In the nude ? Suspicious white vehicle is suspicious as fuck . The children look scary . But the parents are the real scare . Child abuse , that's what this entire show is . and look at little Huskie Himmel ! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I was a lesbian and the girl was afraid I would fall in love with her . She's not even attractive That's good , because I was just about to tell you you look just like Hitler . I'm a summer student for a Canadian govt agency right now . This is why I'm scared to send e-mails - theoretically I could send one to everyone in our agency . In the whole country I did this when Battlestar Galactica was coming . When that last episode came on ... One does not drink radler with orange soda . I feel you dude . Same height . Sometimes it annoys the shit out of me . Especially when women are like " You're so short but you're so confident ! " thanks Don't call me Reddit please . im not sure whats worse . the asshole who stole the keys , or this being an image instead of a permalink ..... All these Blaziken The guy who said he was Canadian isn't the same as the other idiot , look at the usernames correctly . Can't help thinking this one might be a little more MOVIE related , why are the papers and profilers not blaming the movies ? I mean it was related to the batman film right ? and was in a movie theater ? But games are to blame ? ? 2 brothers were showering together ... How did you know I like the part where you edited out the little jab about me not using my head . Who the heck said that's all I get out of it ? If that's all I got from the show , then I would be one strange person to keep watching and subscribe to this subreddit . In 3000 Years you turned into a man ? His best friend wants your pussy The question is , what were you searching for Is your girlfriend a teacher ? I feel I might know her . I'll definitely make sure my next pair doesn't have black palms ... though with my luck they'll just stain my hands white instead . You're gonna need to elaborate on that one Dat sunburn > When talking to guys : use a few , and use the cool ones : See those people ? The bigoted , idiotic , homophobic , idiotic religious people from westboro ? Yea , fuck those people . Cerotona y Palfisico ? Extremely annoying ! I know exactly how you feel . Please , do this Seriously ! I just looked at the page and instantly went this crashed my Firefox e . g . Not i . e . Eat my turtles and I'll eat you . You agin In the first 10 minutes i learned more about physics and rocketry then in my 13 years in california public schooling . English unfortunately i did not learn in those 10 minutes The ol ' .......... I didn't think it actually happened where people reposted exactly the same stuff but this fixed post and the original has confirmed it ! This was done around a year and a half ago with a fucking blue hard hat ... SO . MANY . ICONS . It's a cleaner , but it shouldn't be put on skin Every thread .. I'm not from Korea , I don't have a 1billion terabit connection ! Why would you tell people thsi ? ! ? Why wouldn't you take that shit to your grave ? ! ? How do you pronounce " anyone that * whines about * ' YOLO ' or ' swag ' Are you trunk to be new TiR ? I'm confused . I can see it now . Yamato is in battle and his shirt gets ripped and he is forced to take it off . His enemy's face : LOL , Havent heard that one before ... Anyone who whines about people whining about ' YOLO ' or ' swag ' ಠ_ಠ Then let's hear it for not following reddiquette . Anyone who whines ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You chose cigarettes over soda I honestly don't understand this phenomenon at all . It grossed me out as a kid , I didn't need to be scared about it . > Because burning the roast is exactly the same as grabbing a person . While this doesn't necessarily work in groups of 50 ( Well this is awkward , Ryan is that you ? Oh trust me , we catalogue evey geo-tag from every digital picture you guys upload . WE ARE WATCHING Pretty bad , I wrote them down but they're way across the room and I'm so tired . Lame I know . I know on the push-up jacks I only did 3 * * Who'd want a Kaidan hoodie ? That dude died * ages * ago . / * sarcasm * Seriously ... ? Would you like it if people made choices about you and what you should do with your body ? What are you a republican ? Fucking Ants I did this once ... and hit myself in the head with the neck . I couldn't believe my stupidity Yes and she barks at every damn thing they pick up I laughed for the first time in days Mom said to me : " It's a good thing you're a good sleeper . You're gonna need it tonight . " when I was 13 . Everyone in the Colorado TDKR audience had legal access to guns , and only the mass murderer chose to exercise his 2nd Amendment right How could you ever do that to a dog you love ? Mine son does worse than that , and he's 9 months old . Once again , Don't ask Wow ... that really escalated quickly This was posted last weak Dis here cat ain't no hick Oh yeah ... The snapping turtles are especially cute when they ... * bite your fingers off * I feel like I just read an infomercial . Didn't know we could advertise here . Blue belt 3 stripe here - I got awarded my third stripe early for commitment and ability to teach a much heavier islander girl - now been in hospital / bed for 3 weeks with a herniated disc . Yeah , today I decided to cut my caloric intake in half . Don't worry , I'm still getting around 2000 calories a day . Thanks ! .... oh wait .... your username ! Because all abortions are achieved by shooting the fetus . We don't set the prices . I'm not going to lower them for you . not sure if sarcasm That happy-go-lucky music in the background is annoying as fuck . Stop laughing and discipline your kid ffs . This shit was seriously fucked up It looks just like him No atheists allowed ? This is amazing . Oh dear science help us if Discovery Channel ever does that stupid shit . If people think the blood boiling from King of the Hill being cancelled for the Cleveland Show was bad . That's nothing compared to putting that toddler crap on . All these Alakazam Yep . I definitely didn't search ' man waxing floor with pictures of buttholes hanging on the wall ' . it looks like an OB tampon , which do not have applicators . it definitely should have a wrapper though .... They don't want your money because you're using Internet Explorer . Dude ... Just posting because of aka my mom . My baby sister has been threatened to not be treated by our doctor because she hasn't been vaccinated , and my mom's logic is that it must be a conspiracy . Somehow I read how to recognize a gay bear .... I was quite surprised by the image loading Holmes looks like Toby Turner in that picture only use :) and :( none of this When my Dad first met my future wife she dropped a letter and it fell on the floor near his feet . When she bent down to get it he said ' while you're down there ' ... Clever bastard Who told you the plan whyborg ? Lol close Steam , I am sure that is why payment won't go through . Then what did you do with all those lemons I bought ? I didn't even relize ... I just read the same thing twice ... Damn n00bs ! .... you have several missing cats ? They definitely were not a one-hit wonder band bro In my car no one can touch my phone , I pick the music because it's my car . This really seems to irritate people . Most of my friends listen to the same kind of music but always want to play what they want . " redditor for 7 months " Not the good kind of loss . Charlie and the Chocolate Factory . I don't know why but it just gives me the creeps . Sorry , but I don't believe this .... The stems are aptly cut and my dogs are never that gentle ... I watched the entire 30 - or-so-minutes-long Chinese lesson advert only to be told the video was not " currently available " Which hair I know you were referring to the pinky , but I couldn't stop looking at the creeper next to her nodding her head ... My cat likes to rub against my legs while they're still wet which just results in a damp cat and shedding hair stuck to my nice clean legs You high fived yourself ? I thought you were going to link s_l and I was going to hehe and haha but instead I got a face full of NSFW and went According to / r / techsupportgore on the thread op posted there , the liquid inside it boiled . Which means the inner temperature reached over 100 ° C . I've gotten into a lot of trouble in school . But hands down the * stupidest * reason has to be when I asked another kid in 2nd grade if his cross was made out of silver . I missed recess ლ ( It's funny because lots of people died on that day lol ' the government doesn't create jobs ' , the USPS , teachers , libraries , bus systems , do not exist ? She also enjoys drywall like how everyone has skipped over that this could be a neurological problem . it's ok he's not dangerous Doojoon & Junhyung climbing the wall near the end . Sick fuck So Michelle is the best catwoman ever , even though you haven't even seen Anne as catwoman to make a valid comparison ? I remember going Anti-mode against him , shitting my pants , and Mickey completely saving me . Xaldin was probably my hardest non-S äix fight I wish we'd get shit in pill form , I got pulled over wish with a bun and a half all wrapped up . 1 individually in wax and tape . Can't exactly swallow that . can't tell if trolling intentionally or really bad Am I missing something here ? Where's the almost politically correct part ? Fiddlestick Catalyst Wit's End and Madred Still they and we in Sweden will have to pay up for the southern Europe mess when the power will have to shift even more to Brussels in order to fix this circus . Such a fucking stupid idea this EMU . Just opening your eyes and looking at the huge differences in culture and finance between countries should tell you that this idea was not about to work . You lost me at the font . No she isn't " redditor for 2 days " i'm throwing upvotes at the screen but , i still don't have a pet african I prefaced the statement with " perhaps " , so it's strange that you start off with " do you really , really think that " . Still hurt ... I figured I wasn't doing it right so I tried about four more times . Still hurt . Then get insurance , or does that cut into your weed and alcohol fund . Stop bragging about the size your shits . It's disgusting and I really don't need to hear that . You thought I didn't get the pun ? Dat cursor wait a second ... that tree was fertilized by dead bodies Girlfriend is late - and the pregnancy test is negative . I came across a pregnant woman with a huge belly at the bus stop . She was smoking a cigarette and drinking a huge coffee . They used comic sans for the higgs boson report I'm gay now , but i started smoking weed before I realized I'm gay . So logically , marijuana turned me gay . Nixon was right " Your telling me that you build in solo . ... check out center mall ... Spelling error ? is that what you're There is a this piece of pooop airs on my birthday Yup , that's what all we Christians are saying . Yes , until you arrived . But I'm a 20 - year-old female who loves the show SK is a European team . Kids section ? Desert : Or hasn't had it yet According to my dad , it is wrong for me to play videogames , read fantasy books and eat too much cereal . He is probably right about the anime figures and the plushies though We are talking about a complete power-off correct ? And not just a screen lock ? The only reason I ask is because I had a user that kept saying his iPad was going black everytime he set it on his desk . Come to find out , he had Bucky Balls ( magnents ) on his desk that was triggering the magnetic " screen lock " on the side of the iPad ... When I was about 6 or 7 years old , I was jumping around on the bed with my cousin , same age , but he's a guy . I accidentally landed on the wooden headboard , and for the next hour or so my entire family , and my aunt , were gathered around the bed staring at my bleeding vagina . That doesn't have nothing to do with it . This is precisely the argument that's used to justify Christianity . I've always wondered . Thank you sir ! Yea they went to my high school in SF I didn't get suspended but sent to the headmasters . When I was little my brothers and sister were older than me and in higher classes . So when I high fived my brother and his friends , a little bitch ratted on me , saying I was slapping hands . I was high fiving . That was the joke My only detention was for changing my computer screen saver that applies for only my account > Your RDR link is to a monkey astronaut T-shirt . I'd sit on both there faces . Hope they like spicy Da * t * Cat bondage .... I don't understand your disapproval Bale , Batman , Bateman ... Goddamnit , why didn't he / she paint this 4 inches more to the left ? Actually Christian Bale resembles Ezio Went to Scripps today . I think me and my friend were the only surfers not wearing a wet suit ... in the shower . Party Van ? W ... What's wrong with you ? Racist much ? [ ] ( / didthere " why can't people just use these What does " Simi " mean to YOU ? But my dad is a super computer nerd and HE CAN SEE DELETED HISTORY Woke up to one of these fuckers on my floor , even though it looked dead I decided to grab a jar to capture it opposed to picking it up . As soon as I put the jar over the top the thing went fucking berserk , the bitch was faking it the whole time . green godzilla One of the pundits on ESPN 3 just said Gareth Bale is good not only for Spurs but also for the English team . Wtf is this oh god why ? Do girls do that Yeah ... our engineer we had in Germany was the first on scene for the one about 3 years back or so . I totally did not see the picture of the gear handle in the up position 12 hours after it happened ... did you just compliment your own post ? No ... ... says the blue falcon ... who will inevitably fuck it up for all of us . I have no idea what you are asking for Ohh I can hear the sound of that gif ! Do you want to know what it sounds like ? It sounds like an idiot who didn't realize that somebody was going along with his dumb joke . Happy ? Now nobody wins . Do you want to know who are the losers , now ? Everybody . Everybody are the losers , now . Whoever posted this on their Facebook deserves to have a spider superglued to the inside of their eyelids . Nice RSN . It successfully made me not want to be a social worker . Oh God , does Steroids Korra have a crotch bulge ? It's healthier then going to r / wow and saying shit like that ... Even worse ... Swag fags I can see the pixels ......... - _ - Its A FAKE My employment status . You realize you're on r / aww , don't you ? Yes , I actually love iTunes support for podcasts . It's free and easy . That's all I need , but no support on ICS Good ol ' cold war aggression . Oh , how we barely miss you . Your mail MP3HD store the data in an ID3v2 tag ? ! C'mon , man . Tag this NSFL Fuck You ! ლ ( I thought I was the only one ... And just before I clicked , I could have sworn I had read , “ Me In * * * Meth * * * Class ” … Shit , TLC is their enabler . They must think it's * actually okay * to act that way . Old School MRI ! Everything is in order ... Oh wait it doesn't matter anymore .. Chocolate dipped bacon anyone ? Hmmmm straight hair Glad you're diving with a buddy . I don't get why someone would say COYS and not Come on you spurs ? Anyway ... Come on you COYS ! Redditor for 8 hours He's the Rich Uncle " You look too white in the screenshot . " It's happening now " Interesting feats " the woman sign looks like a hand shoving a cock into a wide open mouth Grounded for two weeks . I stopped reading at , " Ugbugbu Owukpa , Ogbadibo " I work at midnight . There are 472 people queued up for the ebook on my library's website . Yeah , that's why they have been fighting tooth and nail to keep from any of the allegedly ill-gotten CPC riding results from being overturned . They are protecting the CPC from charges of election fraud ... because they are against them ! He didn't shoot , he watched people shoot . Sorry ... I meant to say open to the public for free one day a year . " ... His creation begins to jerk ... " doesnt help if they stare like you want something while your talking to them Heh , me too . I actually still have the old tests in my bathroom drawer . Still would ... no , emailing a no-reply address is illegal and will get you put in jail ... It cannot be unseen ! Do not speak of the cumbox ever again . Plug it in ? He was amazed and pulled them out from my brain , massaging one and softly sucking the other no boots Zuko's nipples . Is that a playbook ? ... all we'll ... He just made out with her nose . This is a true statement . I wear it with pride . That's ... kinda creepy i am croatian and just * koji je ovo kurac * Go to r / conspiracy they have shit like that everywhere I've come to thought that I should just learn Japanese so I can play the new Pokemon games before they're translated . You have casual drinks at 17 ? Nobody cares , Apostolate ... In French ಠ_ಠ the dollar sign NO MARRIED WITH CHILDREN ? ! ? C'est juste des enfants ... A rat in a cage of fuck - Renegades of Funk > implying I ran into traffic without looking first My sister is 9 months 2 weeks after my dad's birthday and I am 9 months 1 week after my mom's ... Better go to / r / illuminati for that shit . Reminds me of the lines " my family has been hating immigrants ever since they came to this country " so it holds by shoving the thin end up my ass ? If you dig around in his site , you'll find pictures of a plush Lola Bunny doll with BDSM spreader bars . At first I was like * club penguin * I think you asshole ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ So ... many ... puns ... Oook , that's Normal . A celebrity who helped someone push their car ? Yeah . Real douchebag . These kind of looks ? : You fucking guys Is the crontab completely empty now ? On some older systems ( I'm At first I was all > Yes , because 100,000 years ' worth of selection pressure can totally be overwritten in the blink of an eye by synthetic hormonal contraceptives that have only been available for less than sixty years . Bloodletting for a lower back problem ? Three redstone torches on each side ? Because anything and everything related to black people is racist My dad used to let me and my brother draw on his back with felt tip pens ! Usually before he was going to have a bath . ^ ^ But he had psoriasis and I can't imagine it was too good for his skin ... She was high on Candy . Ughhhhhhh this thread is making me feel sick to my stomach , literally . This guy is so fucked up in so many levels , and I was just about to jump in and type what you just did , how he is sick for asking a rape victim to role play with him by PM as part of his " redemption " . Sick , sick , sick . I could not agree with you more . * * What the fuck is wrong with people in our world ? Where ... Where's he at ? ? Nobody does that Pig : You saw nothing . Yeah , even entry-level jobs require " experience " nowadays . ENTRY-LEVEL jobs . I'll bring the lube . I'm 16 and my dad walks around public in the same exact blue denim mechanic jumpsuit and has a mullet . Is it just me or does the cat on the left have the Oh , cool , Anon . Good work , this seems to strike at the heart of the matter . Don't you dare try to start a " But he killed Hitler " debate here , young man . That's not a circle jerk ! Dat keyhole OP said * childish * They block quickmeme but no reddit So you think you can repost , eh ? I'm new , I dont know how to build my own , that's why O need help . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yeah , get your pleasure out of poor Blake dying . Gobernar y ocuparse de temas importantes tales cuales como , los grandes kilombazos econ ómicos en los que estamos incurriendo , delincuencia ( y ojo que no digo inseguridad ) , droga por todos lados , hambre , miles de personas que no tienen con que vivir etc etc etc . Son nimiedades al lado de decisiones de alta prioridad como esta que nuestra adorada líder , ejem perd ón , presidenta una vez mas esgrime con altura y elocuencia . Made my hole weak ....... BUTSEX I'm pretty sure Stewart was merely mocking . I don't really think he's pro gun . Living life ! While I sell lighting fixtures Not now , I have a headache . " Desk into ' 92 . " Copy of Windows 95 . I talked about the regular keyboard and Emoji in the same sentence , and with the same reference . How are you getting a third-party app out of this ? Third party apps cannot add to or modify the normal list of keyboards unless you jailbreak , and I never mentioned doing * that * . Don't get me wrong , I laughed like a little bitch but god that name ... It isn't red , damnit why are you using IE ? 52 and you're calling him grandpa ? I was 10 when my dad was 52 My family was late when we set a time but mostly what ended up making me be punctual is the fact that they never set a specific time . They would just say " we'll be by around 4 " and then show up two hours later Your kidding right ? Do you work for Jordandepot or something ? It was poisonous candy . What the hell does this have to do with atheism ? This doesn't belong here ... Not sure if you got my Catholics are gay joke , or just living up to your username . Those rims . Mine is a demon Retail ? Im a pgy 1 pharmacy practice resident . 40 ~ k for now . How sincere , Dildo_Ball_Baggins You went through all that trouble just to tell me that Am I the only one that is bugged with the horrible color blending ? This is incredibly common in Utah Yeah , Bill Clinton said almost the same thing and look at him . I thought I was doing pretty well at 100k . Now I'm sad . Thanks jerk I wonder why absolutely everything on that Wiki page requires sources to be cited ... I'm more worried about what Vaseline tests ... Let the badger go OMG . LITERALLY THIS . REALLY REDDIT ? ^ ^ Note that at the top it does infact source back . Stop over reacting I read an article about a three year old in Oregon who ate 37 of the magnetic balls . * 37 . * Because her father brought them home from his office for her to play with , since she enjoyed them so much when she played with them there . ( Took me a while to figure that one out when the GM came out . I kept thinking " fuck is this shit corrupted ? " Ended up redownloading it ... This really doesn't bother me , except for the DRANO part ! Yep ; when those opinions include trying to deny a group of people rights and privileges that everyone else enjoys . Dubstep games ? Can't have limbs hanging off the bed while sleeping , because of reasons . I was jerking off before i knew what jerking off was . I felt like I had to pee but only a few drips came out . BUT IT FELT SO GOOD . Hey now , lay off the Russian prison tats . What does it tell you if I tell you that it DID make sense to me Adalia Rose .. Still Would .. Dear god you're attractive . * You catch the blade * Sure . Your * friend * does this . the exact same amount of syllables Former factory worker here . You were saying ... ? Don't forget the dog ! Yeah ? Try being a resident in * Cleveland * . At least you're in California . Using " gay " as an insult . But I do it too Ask hotshot We are generation-debt Wouldn't that be a vagina More like get this # % £ € ¥ thing off me or I'll cut yours eyes out in your sleep .. I knew a guy named Yosue . Thats pronounced ' yo-sway ' and he mostly went by ' sway ' " Piss and vinegar " written on your underwear is * totally * a fantastic image . DAE THINK DAT ESCALATED QUICKLY WHOO ! I'm on a conspiracy site ? SICK ! ... You linked to the censored version Selfishly , I've always considered GCT to be Metro North's domain ( i . e . , the northern suburbs ) . Now it will be filled with ... * Long Islanders * . your tabs Wait a minute , Pail and her brother Shovel ... You did not just link me to Bing It was in French ? I sincerely hope either you remembered to convert from European standard units of diachrome to Central Global units , or your neighbors are assholes who deserve what's about to happen After the meal as an aperitif or digestive . Wow she's stunning ... Oh , if we are just reply out of context then No one value this person's opinions from now on . I'm a college student paying tuition $ 7.50 an hour , one day at a time ... at Taco Bell . It's hard to find jobs around here I still haven't been able to unsee it since it came out . First : I don't know whether to =D or Why the ' And NOW * I * have the mental image of a naked Buckminster Fuller . * You LIKED the Human Centipede 2 ? The one with the fat guy jacking off to the first one and then raping her with barbed wire ? ... yes Anus Destroyer No , the idea is to be a jerk by buying a small part of a railroad and then send it in circles in the mountains pretty much the exact same thing for me . my mom painted a nude of herself ( although the face was purposely left very vague ) for my dad , and it somehow ended up hanging in our living room . i always thought it was just a painting of a naked womans body , until one day my dad looks at me looking at it and says " thats your mom , you know ? " . thanks , dad the answer right in front of you , she's at what looks like McDonald's with a shopping cart replies that are just / mostly an emoticon , especially " Thank you . I don't pirate ebooks , but some of the excuses people are throwing out make it seem like they think pirating is the right , even * moral * , thing to do . this subreddit has a LOT of subscribers Why is this in funny > Let's downvote him for making us feel feelings because this is r / funny and it's his fault for being hurt ! " I hope you mean straight girls ? It's just disgusting to me . The dangling penis and sweaty balls Dude , now I want to WIN ! ! More stress for me , THANK YOU you know me too well This was the first time I legitimately made this face Is this a rare occurrence ? It's happened to me three times in the past week . Hmm , I find no humor in this . AH HA ! My redditor coworker told me last night about this horrible soup she made the night before called " Arabic Lentil Soup " . This must be a repost . This sounds amazing and all but I'm going to wait to see how google handles stuff like piracy and censorship . What's the point of having lighting fast internet if google ends up blocking the porn streaming sites you go to Obama contributed millions to overtly anti-gay organizations ? Dude as a connoisseur of my medicine , it mildly inconveniences me to read that you refer to such an enjoyable activity as something undesirable . But not as much as being tangentially compared to Comcast ! Yeah , it looks like he isn't going to follow up . What next ? Trixie x gummy ? My really creepy science teacher is from Swaziland ... Surprise ending , dog is fine , all is lie . Or is it ? ಠ_ಠ I cant .... i cant downvote this ... Right , but as I said above . We do use a bunch of the technology that was developed or perfected for Plan 9 every day . One example is the common ' This is my reply to you ! ! Some fast food places are pretty good at wrapping their burgers in lettuce instead of a bun . I've had great experiences with Carl's Jr . and In N Out ( although the Carl's Jr . burgers took 10-15 minutes to make , and the guy gave me a free cookie for making me wait so long Don't be a Dick ... I think you're overstating evolution's role in this . Avians and snakes . Runs towards the touchdown yeaaa you don't just eat the vaped bud That's a 4 year old spoiler This better happen Craig .... yes sir ! this time u , next time maybe i need help ... $ 1,000 , 000.00 for his sperm ? I'm sure it'd just be cheaper to buy a baby on the black market . MFW someone torches it on a fresh bowl > God DAMNIT ! I did the same thing , but I only read " knowyourmeme " and clicked away ! My mom was standing behind me too ! atleast we make the playoffs when we're " over " hyped In my mouth . Now . " thats a nice though " " However , calcium intake from all sources , including non-dairy sources such as dark leafy greens or beans , was lower for women who drank the most cola . " You're correct - some people are so stupid Dude I bet this would work . I know someone who carried a bottle of mouthwash around . Except the mouthwash was everclear with food coloring . I thought it was scope for the longest time .. Not exactly the same as a schedule 1 narcotic , but just sayin ' people don't expect stuff like that . A least I don't . I'm guessing you feel like a total dumbass for not buying AppleCare with your purchase right about now ... That's incredibly aggravating . " I'm going to harass you privately , so there's no public record . " Yes after the shootings in Colorado , I think is very appropriate to take out what would look like to the average person a rocket launcher ( but really is a water fight bottle launcher ) . I dont see anything wrong happening Umm . No . I linked to the odi list . Look again . I know what I said .. Who would take the time to sculpt a dog shit in public I know , how dare he make sure women across the US have access to affordable healthcare ! That monster ! Most Giraffe's i've seen tend to completely ignore the defining feature of the species in regard to anthro'ness . As in , they have normal necks .. so i'm all forshan no es b Mine's 9 months after Valentine's Day Camping ? It says Michiganders in the sidebar , even . That's the joke . Well jeez I definitely know that feel . My girlfriend thinks its stupid and yet she watches the secret life of an American teenager You think she is stupid , and you ask her out with text messages ? I'm horrified to say I found that incredibly arousing Looks like you've got great priorities ... He's a right wing Tea Partier who touts liberty and personal freedoms ; except for the queers and homos . $ 1000 is cheap ? I got asked if Uganda was in Oakland . From my understanding , only the door is bullet proof dont get any ideas mountains ? Also Boston . That shit is so annoying , and I'm from that area ( but I refuse to pahhk the cahh in the Hahhvahd yahhhd ) . I hate Boston accents . Like that Dish ( cable ? ) commercial with THE HOPPAH ! Excuse my language , but my first thought upon reading this story was , " Are you fucking kidding me ? And you let him ? What kind of building / neighborhood was it ? You def did the right thing by sneaking out and I'm glad you are ok ... But still just wtf Are you trying to extort karma out of this ? I hate when that happens , I work my ass off applying to every EB in my area ( there is four ) and you walk in and have a job , The first time I watchesd Bronson was with my boyfriend ... Now that I think of it , I saw TDKR with my bf a few days ago too . I can't escape awkward Tom Hardy moments Yeah ... This guy's an idiot . Any somewhat educated human being would know what this is , why would you call a 911 emergency line which is public record . The right thing to do in this situation would have been to call the non-emergency line and explain his findings . People are flipping out because of this and I don't understand why . The general population demands that we seek out and find possible terrorists to prevent threats yet they freak when a surveillance unit's room is found . HOLySHIt they are spying ! One time I saw a church group wearing matching t shirts saying " What would Jesus do ? " . It actually does happen What ? That's so irrelevant For a second there i thought that was the cats dick ..... Where I do and don't show my ass is my business Well she * did * cheat on him ... What's the point of a Chinese fire-drill ? Yeah , you got a problem with that ? Lol I remember my friend asking why I dialed 763 before the rest of the number of his house number , they don't need to do that ' round these here parts . ... yea , I only go to barbershops that have almost no clientele No shit sherlock So THAT'S the guy I have to get rid of ... I don't like him . He seems too nice . I hate it when people make direct eye contact . So you include the monitor for the pc price , but you don't include the tv in the console price ? You say that a cheap " average " build is around 800 $ and you add a sound card ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ funny you should post that .. with that username You are my nuts ? You named it . Hard to hear your tone of voice by reading text This is why they banned you . That lipstick ... Nice try FBI i hate all emoticons , except for this one Why is this front page ? It has no substance . On yahoo fantasy football , mine is The expression is almost like That mustache How much mountain dew do you drink If you've read the story , you'd know thats what his profession was before the War of Power . My girlfriend does this constantly . She's a little white girl . I'm black and ... not so little . Sometimes , whenever we're walking down the street , she'll just take off and look back at me with the most terrified face . The looks man ... At first I was thinking ... " what , they've done peanut butter fingers a bunch ... ? " then it hit me . Seriously . I work for that camp ... ' Toward ' I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles ... What the fuck This seems remarkably similar to the pigeon lady in Home Alone 2 A friend asked me to check her breast for lumps . Nigga , that shit's off the scale . No seeds since 2010 . I think saw the same picture in 9fag months ago and the same name Aaron , That , plus the fees aren't staggeringly massive ( $ 100 000 + ) to begin with . US , I'm looking at you Was not expecting those after pictures . Time for me to start running Because you can really afford that iPhone , mac book and car when you are an unpaid intern with a flexible schedule . I know what it means ... He tripped and ended up with his ' probe ' on your chest ? Do you guys wrestle it out now ? I usually explain this by telling English speakers that German has 16 words for ' the ' . They often respond with .... It's a monthly magazine , the maids keep replacing it though $ 300 a week and 6days a week ? That thumbnail My gf wants me to wear a bowtie .. Fresh artichokes . I love them but they are usually anywhere from $ 2-3 for a single head Yep , looks like an old cassette threaded on a light I just went to look up the UK price for comparison and found out the megastore charges $ 20 less than US based shops , but won't ship here . > You don't have to use a cli right now to do " basic shit " anyways . I walk into the room and shit mysteriously starts working again Disinterest in the subject matter , for the most part . When I tell other girls what I'm taking in school , they either say " Oh neat . " with a big fake smile on their smug faces , or say " Wow , that sucks ! " As a former Walmart overnight employee ... so many people do that it's not even interesting . Buy beer , a funnel , and a go to pets and try to buy a goldfish . That was the only guy who ever got a Because we didn't kill enough of you . / r / spacedicks makes me laugh more This is the video i think or at least very similar but different music yah , like that wouldn't be totally overpowered ... This kills the boner . Mine is ... or maybe milk is really ... Ben Dover Mine liked to clip the back of my calf with it as he ran by . It's " guerrilla " and I'm pretty sure everyone on the internet has seen that snip of the youtube comment Lol wat ? Find me a DVD drive that loads faster than any standard rate sata drive . ... because he's familiar with metric ? I have said it before and I will say it again , big wild animals are not fucking pets ... they are ANIMALS . What do people expect ? These kinds of deaths are so unecessary ... Bloody hell it makes my blood boil " Long smooth taste . " I used to walk across a bridge over a small stream in order to get home from school . One wintry day there were some bloody tissues and icicles covered in blood just chilling on the bridge near the edge . Hooooooly shit . YES ! Rapists always use condoms . I applaud your tolerance of other people's beliefs ... Even better when it's a wildly inappropriate joke and the old guy turns around and gives you a haha man after watching this and laughing for about 3 min , I will never trust a player in this game . EVER Yor kid ? Tattoos and lip piercing = Maybe child porn . mordecai and rigby ... also , when it's the world premier of a movie , my dad'll say " oh , yeah , i've seen that " or " i love that movie " ... What's next ? Man kills door-to-door Girl Scout Cookie Sellers ? You can tell you love being a dad ... PS her friends are gonna crush on you when they are older Not Funny Woman ლ ( How did you forget Zeus ? my stomach ಠ_ಠ at your use of " She seriously looks way too much like my ex girlfriend And why are you Facebook friends with a 12 year old girl ? Haha , that's the one that my mom got . I Why were you looking there ? I'm pretty sure I saw a cow bell in that kit . She didn't hit it once Cinnamon Bun looks a little bit off ... Who doesn't use metric . We have our eyes on him over at / r / metric . Yea exactly Oh my god , the fan girls Happened today , actually . I finished off the Civil War questline ( Legion ) and wanted Windhelm fixed so that I could buy Hjerim from Jorlief . I FT to Dawnstar , intending to FT back when a vampire attacks me and Marcurio . Marcurio sent him flying , and as I was about to go on my way , a frost dragon attacks . With the dragon attacking , I also noticed there were 5 + more enemies on my compass . I I laughed pretty loudly at that my first time seeing it and was shushed As a husky owner , I agree ! > Are you serious ? 6236 games played I guess since it's left to your imagination ... sometimes that's worse . If I had to guess , river or ocean water , maybe some sort of bodily fluid ... Worth losing a hand I reckon . The shitty music ruin everything 10-14 beers is light drinking ? Why are you still working for them ? ! I have 80Gb per month between my whole family . I can tell you one thing , YouTube / streaming uses up sooooooo much internet . I get blamed because my brother spends his time watching YouTube while I play league , which uses barely anything . Your spelling and grammar is better than the majority of the idiots I go to school with . TIL that actually reading my champion's skills makes sense . That is what I like to hear . Bisexual sadist Dom myself . With a stern look . Spongebob for president The initial budget for the Olympics was set at £ 2 billion it ended up costing £ 11 billion . Eleven years ago , my parents got divorced and I moved out with my mother . My dad was left alone and living in our old house all by himself . He doesn't really have any friends ( by choice ) and doesn't go out much . Recently he told me that there are three ghosts that live in the house with him . He said they're his friends . He proceeded to give me detailed descriptions of what they look like and what their names are . Not sure if serious or kidding . or the person below masturbating ... Brienne the pirate captain . It's a child . .. just shower and not waste water and game later Meant that this guy called up a 16 year old girl he had someone stalk on facebook for him . I don't even have a T . G . I Fridays in my province , so I don't know what the commotion is about Some people just wanna watch the world burn ... This is what I came to say , but with more It most certainly does NOT . Da Fuq did I just watch Alcoholics telling other alcoholics how to drink . speak for yourself , the people in my content don't need to cater to my desires . | m ( That reminds me of the time I was on top of a mountain near Saarthal for some quest , and as I walked down I heard Vilkas with Aela ( who was my wife ) fighting a frost troll somewhere . ( I use subtitles ) I pulled a Kid with fanny pack ..... not sure if boy or girl ? ? ? Is this a thing ? I posted this exact picture like a month ago I saw that and automatically thought Athlete hipsters EN öl ? I'm pretty sure that figure was per person . You are a child ..... a small popcorn in nyc is at least $ 5.50 Yeah ... no . This just like the Nine / Rose photo My mother's aunt is 93 , and still a virgin . She has Alzheimer and for some reason has crazy sexual fantasies . At the age of 93 So the solution to " stagnation " in Eve ( despite a massive sov change due to war mere weeks ago ) is to make a new class of ships that are a T2 version of ships that already take ages to train for , opening up a kind of wormholes-meet-sovereignty new frontier that only the richest alliances will be able to make a foothold in which will in turn give them untold riches ? The man lied to us . I love their music too , but I HATE HATE HATE when I'm in class and some random bitch is all , " omgz tupac totes ripped off JB boyfriend " . My god , I almost killed her . Ugh . That's no good . Maybe I should stick with the burger . Did you tell them to step it up or allow dogs to come in ? Oh it's you . Haha . That or it's your brother . This has a distinct ... Uncle BadTouch feel to it ... 842 now And Infinite light is a so much better name for it ... You have 2 speakers and a sub on 1 side , and only 1 speaker on the other . Holy shit , nobody is claiming " YOU'RE VIOLATING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH ! " No tip ? My friends from church had 6 kids : Jamiel , Jamal , Johnathan , Joshua , Jeremiah and ... KAYLIN Did u really just post the entire movie ? Can I get a time stamp ? Gosh I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going God is omnipresent . He's everywhere . Hey me too ! My first name is shyann ... and my last name was made up . Something with my dad's parents hiding from the law Thanks . I want to see the full ceremony without NBC's edits . Apparently they cut out a moving memorial moment . Username . your username ... Folio case on iPad And that sort of language is going to get you really far . I think this was mentioned back when this happened too , but seriously , did those two girls never get out of high school ? The way they talk ... Why does Kassadin have no nipples ? Are you shopping in some kind of neo-nazi thrift store ? I know what you do .. No ! Bad penis go back down ! Youre not supposed to like this shit ! Err I agree ? I never said otherwise Wait , what ... so you completed it 3 times in 30 minutes , that's ten minutes per play through - you must be amazing ! Because it just perpetuates the standard response when faced with a strong female character , " TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF ! " Is it supposed to say internal server error Why am I getting down votes ? Do you keep your bong inside or outside ... Bad pilot here : I hate good pilots . Northern Ireland qualifying Ok , fuck you . Everything was cool until your comment popped up You posted that same exact quote to both Reddit and YouTube From the title , I thought it was going to be another cumbox ... I can't even read the comic because of the red font Hope nobody else thought that was a toilet , otherwise that water might be .... > Subtext : You need a genius to operate a Mac I don't know what that means ... But .... just realized how much like a spambot I sounded there no . not in ANY context This is exactly how I feel . You missed some parts ... Why did I click it ? ! I'd be Andrew Spring ... guy too . You don't see the Nope . Got the message . Looks wrong come on . not ALL of us Aww , lame . Well , still , that's equally dumb . I was a pro at those games , I tell ya . It would always jump so I couldn't actually win . its doing her Who the hell goes around humping random girls legs ? ? You gave them about tree fiddeh * * JESUS CHRIST ! ! ! ! She's wearing crocs .. That's .. not the point . At all . I'm on my phone , I donno how My mom claimed that I broke her laptop when I installed google chrome This happens to me alot , I always get people who don't know English I was thinking Shake ' n ' Bake , myself . Thank you very much ! So you know . IF you give this to someone with an orange flair or a I always get " put it in YOUR mouth " Badger ? Lionel Richie So many things coming out of other things ... My brow has never been more furrowed . why is the person in the example picture's hands bloody ? Comic sans .... ... what ? Oh wow . I think my priorities are pretty fucked . You browse / r / tailbait and / r / bestiality and that didn't faze me . You mentioned / r / clopclop and my first thought was ' ew , a brony . ' My username is just the colour dye from mine craft ... So I'll be in a party in minecraft , throwing dandelion yellow coloured dyes all over the place how does ones reaction after being stiffed / tract tipped reflect on their attitude during service ? this is like saying " if you just smile and graciously thank people for the opportunity to serve them , the people who DO tip will tip more . " this mentality is pure arrogance and ignorance . Yes but for some reason the world's fashionistas can't stand them together . Like a Romeo and Juliet act made up of colours and fashion , This is true I know from experience sense I am a guy Holy shit , youre cute My girlfriend has one of theses ... what kind of cereal is that supposed to be Quick scopes . screams No Scope ! OP didn't deliver Experienced this at the top of the fucking Space Needle . When I was about 7 years old , I had my very first crush on one of my classmates . I still vividly remember a dream where my best friend stole her from my own grandma's kitchen God created Christianity ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I wouldn't mind them so much if they didn't run like fucking cowards after every summon are you male or female : N / A How did you walk ? I like this virgin better ... Omg , I saw this . My friend on steam linked me , saying it was funny . I was reading it in my highschool library and the librarian thought it was a romance novel ' Bitch Ass Nigga ' srsly You again . I know a girl with whom I have a lot of mutual friends ; she doesn't drink but when we go out , she acts smashed . She stumbles everywhere . why are you Yup , no doubt about it . This is an * * actual * * rage comic . It bugs me when the phone rings ( I know some people accidentally forget to turn it silent ) , or people checking twitter / facebok , etc . Some People just need that Well he's dead now . So ... yeah ... Are you kidding me ... It wasn't to unveil your evil intentions . Needs more This isn't your own personal up vote brigade . First step is to line the pan with bread Yeah I never knew how to do it on cp now I at least can do it here ! Wait ... I am a Mormon and your telling me what we were thinking ? I was under the impression that this was the face of disapproval : If it's a fake , don't post this crap here . We don't want to see it either . cpu drivers ? drivers ? Not sure but it's gonna be smelly lost .... what ? Please tell me more about how you have the " right " to bake an animal to death in your car . After having a ferret in your pants for five hours , you would think both your legs and trousers would smell pretty rank . cannot unsee . Stupid wash in my jeans Don't think you understand the point of this post In " The Forever War , " Earth became predominantly homosexual in one age to do just that - limit population by making everyone gay . Reading that book in my early teens it put everything in a new light ; maybe as a straight guy I'm actually part of the problem ! How in the fuck is it " intellectually dishonest " to point out that maintaining the status quo * * is not a change in any meaning of the word * * ? You probably don't know why you're being downvoted . I beg your pardon , I'm nothing like Demoman ! Seriously ? Orgasims What body ? I second that statement . But maybe he will show some more of those " fun games " he promised for the GSL finals What are those " friends " you talk about ? And how does one acquire them ? Also the same mayor who believes banning large soft drinks will make people drink less , because it's " too inconvenient " to buy two smaller drinks And , if you copy the disappointed face to the clipboard using iOS , you can go to Settings , General , Keyboard and hit " Add new shortcut " . You can paste in the disappointed face and choose a shortcut text ( I use xi . Dunno why , just easiest to remember ) , then you an use the haha you can't really think I was serious right ? I mean I even used this guy another pro-tip , don't work so hard on the gold hoe Redditors are definitely down voting the Bud Light $ 9 shipping . Your TL ;D R is a bit misleading * only * when then need arises . I can't believe you just made me laugh about 9/11 . Well played I see what you did there What the fuck is his name ? I would like to know as well . Direct quote , with dodgy implications , given to child , seems off , put in / r / wtf . = " OMG Y U H8 ? ? " So , you obviously did not read the article , where he * * explicitly said * * the reason he donates to those groups is to keep marriage between a man and a woman … yet , I'm the one that's confused ? > TIL it's okay to not like rape jokes Why is the woman on the right my girlfriend ? Not like that ..... I took two years of chemical engineering , which included physics 2 and calc 3 . I grew bored of it and transfered school and am not studying motion design . The knowledge of calculus based physics has given me a noticeable edge over my peers . Also , I have been working with my department head to get a physics for animators class approved , however , the board denies it as it is a math class at an art school I love this app on my iPhone 4 , so I bought it for my iPad 3 . Now I can't look at reddit on my iPhone anymore . Thanks Sounds fishy to me ! They are ? The thing that sucks is that you don't know when u might receive a group message , so to get the benefit I would have to use it all the time Nice . But still , sword brothers Are you for real ? I want to know the name of the draik Please , tell me all about your impeccable form since this is your distance driver ... The furry is strong in this one your gender doesn't mean this isn't a valid question And why do you not have a question mark at the end of that sentence ? urgggg it's so bad ... Its stupid . Now I'm just waiting for " I am a modest Mulsim male AMA " Thanks . Now I won't have to go to bed tonight Dat username . I ... I never know I could purr ... He is me . And I said bitch , yes . I like that this conversation has gone onto whether or not Pluto is a male or female , and not questioned why I find a brown cartoon dog sexy ... You know , whenever I hear people complain about due process , it's more because criminals go free since police officers violate due process . This is the strangest argument I've heard in a long time . How do we know your not lying about being a pathological liar ? That seems to happen a lot ... I'd Somehow confirm it with him in a casual way .. But i'm sorry that sucks . High school is the best This coffee is the shit . Literally ... I still think it's bull that Christians clearly have a three-god pantheon and yet preach that it's still a monotheistic religion because * technically * they are different aspects of the same god . Not that I'm aware of and I was recently hunting for one . One cause for " other content " bloat is syncing data onto the device from multiple computers . I ended up resetting my Lumia 900 and only syncing with one computer . I now have that mysterious chunk of space back . Did Matthew Inman make this .. ? Tub girl Sounds fishy to me ! ~ ~ Did ... you just honestly say " Ducktape ? " 2 in the pink one in the stink , 1 in the trunk another in the junk , and double trouble Full charge ? ? ? ? ? Epic's are classic literary poetry depicting great wars juicy note Sounds fishy to me ! Shit that things huge . ಠ_ಠ It's not my cake day A tricked out accord .. I once twirled my brother's toothbrush in the toilet after we had a nasty argument ... And I put it back aaaaand he still doesn't know ... I'm torn between amazement for his fortitude and horror for the fact you even tried .... What is a redener I was expecting he called you two in after class to have a threesome . No problem . Went through something similar but my vid card was fried . Only 4 months old Except Maryland meet-ups we are all literally Contained_Inside_Reddit Ugh I do that too ... / w He means with your mouth ! But seriously no sexy times unless it feels right . Date ideas figure out what you both like , you both love hiking ? Go hiking take a picnic with you DONE . You both love stargazing ? well shit lady pack something warm to eat and go stargaze for a couple hours . Obviously i'm just using what I like so figure out what common interests you have and exploit you also get to know each other a bit better when you plan this stuff together , as a couple Ah , I see . You assumed " let " was intentional despite the context . Okay , with that bit of information your reaction TOTALLY seems warranted and measured . Do you work at a skating carousel ? And this is why you always check you trailer lights before heading out A simple This might get buried since its this late but here it goes . I faked a stomach ache in grade 2 to go home and play Super Smash on the N64 . That is how much I loved that game . I stayed in the office for an hour then my mom picked me up . I went home and my mom made me soup and all that stuff . She took the N64 away so I could rest I show the picture to my mom , then she asked my what plant was .... Then I checked the subreddit it comes from It doesn't symbolize anything , it's a scene from Micheal Bays " Ninja Turtles " ' cuz someone would link to fetus sex under " Fucking soon , I hope . > Please , tell me all about your impeccable form since this is your distance driver ... Now I'm afraid to ask your condiment of choice . Until a couple of weeks ago , I honestly thought " shit hole " was literally just that - a hole in the ground filled with shit . Never thought it would be synonymous with " asshole " . The eureka moment was on my walk to work in the morning ... I was so fucking proud of myself . I got a lot of I was there 3 days ago ! And I saw a grizzly ! As did about 50 other tourists . Who got out of their car and slowly approached him to get pics . Ugh , I didnt notice that the first time I looked at the pics . WHY ? ? ? ! ? ? ! ? ! ! Hee . I have a cousin who has triplets and they are Aiden , Jayden and Brayden . I I didn't need that Be careful , a friend of mine had a similar situation except it was with his niece , his niece called the cops and spent some Time in jail . At the end he was free and wanted to counter sue but his mom decided it wasn't worth it Lucky ! the only concert i've ever seen is nikki minaj and little wayne Save your money because you obviously need it . It's true you know ; once a joke is posted , it cannot be funny anymore ... anywhere ... ever . she's 16 guys Stop feeding the trolls I wanna see a gif of his sausage factory in motion I thought this was called the look of disapproval . Having just seen that NSFW bondage picture of two wrapped-up women , I couldn't help but Really ? yeah .... I just went around the markets ... IT IS SO UNCIVILIZED ! ! ! ! OP is fascist and probably male . Most of the competitors fall around the age of 15-17 ... I'm on Alien Blue ( Mobile Version ) and that face has it's own special button . Christ , fucking vertigo ... " ... Al-Gassra " overcame the objections of fundamentalists in her village " to participate . " good guy Pinkie 0314 , you could have stabbed him near the eye into his head but you didn't And Latvia , too . Sandro instead of Parker ? ? As a woman , that's like mine So ... Europe gets their € 500 note , and the U . S . gets . . . 1 measly dollar . > Good guy pinkie 0314 , you could have stabbed him near the eye into his head but you didn't Kill everyone else's WIFI Do you realize how many people have used the letters and words you are typing ? He's been off of EI for the last 2 or so years . It seems that a few months ago said dipfuck has been doing temp work , he said there was no availible plumbing jobs . I log onto a job website and see about 25 pages of 50 jobs each Thank you Ahri's face reminds me of the Joker What was messed up : they censored titles that were already in the 18 + category anyway . If u learned that today you must've been living under a rock ... Shit man just look around ಠ_ I went into this Reddit expecting to read some insightful comments and then I got these The url ends with FOK a GUY . ... anything ? This is really only what I say when I'm bored and goofing around ( not wrestling Said the person who takes picture of women without their knowledge and posts it to reddit . Of course they choose asians to have the same faces The table just rose about 6 inches . It doesn't matter if you excuse yourself , we all know whats going down Mother of god ! Even our squirrels are turning into bros now Professor Fartpounders You've never got stuck in traffic on the M4 through Newport at rush hour or you wouldn't say that ! Ya , like the one the guy above you just posted . That was funny . Or maybe you have seen someone wearing expensive Nike clothing , and playing with cheap walmart clubs . Stuff like that . Thanks for the comment thou This is the definition of irresponsible spending . Thanks for this . I commented in the original post also . The advice given is sad , and what's even more sad to post this in bestof . Amazing advice ? But child birth doesn't at all involve the urethra . I hav no idea what you're trying to say here . If a male OR female some how gave birth through their urethras , they would probably die . Why must they make the natural bodybuilders look so ... so ... I haven't watched DBZ , but I'm pretty sure they can destroy planets Not all coaches know what they're talking about . My college rugby coach told me to put on weight this summer by lifting . He said I should focus on upper body because that's where your power comes from when hitting people Le no I went looking through your past comments and seen you said foo fighters were overrated Is that in your Math book ? But it's a short book . Pros are stupid . AP Tryndamere is best tryndamere . the supposed may 21st " rapture " was on my birthday . if you have a gmail account you basically have a youtube account ? whats so hard ? That's the point of the post Mine is porky custer ... all i could think of is how much he looks like Garen from League of Legends That's not a fucking square Why do you want to see me naked that bad ? They are just renderings . Did you run somebody over with your car ? Am I the only person who got an advertisement for LoL Summer Camp ? 801 fusions are boge cartomizers You must be a photographer He was answering a question , if you look at the context ... [ META ] sure I have an eyebolt of some kind that says ED-E on the side that's what I called him it may not be the same ad the couriers it may be I dont know I just found it No evidence they are STILL a cop . Either that or the " Why'd they name a band after a film about fashion ? " screw you I hated it when I lived at home and my parents would boobytrap the fridge and pantry . Seriously , how hard is it to take 5 seconds and re-arrange stuff so it doesn't fire out all over the place ? They still do it when I go over for a visit . Yes , I'm * sure * the APA secretly agrees with you and is simply caving to the mean ol ' trans machine . Wow . that's why if you type ss every minute or so , no one can blame you I agree , people shouldn't have to search all previous reddit posts to get an answer ... Even if it's ... A pain in the ass for people answering I don't even know what genderqueer is I dont know what is more disturbing , the fact you have referenced this or the fact that I know what you are referencing Well she's the dumbass who used your Cheeto hand . What were you expecting ? ! ? ! ? ! I once got pulled over while driving because the cop thought I was a 12 - year-old boy . Um you should probably see a doctor about the * * silent farts and extremely fucked up anus * * Ugh .. why is bacon a current fad again ? > But you just , If you are using alien blue : when you reply you'll see a screen where you type your text in . There is an arrow at the top . Pull it down and swipe right . You can pick the disapproval from there . > The seats are too expensive WOULD YOU RATHER HER * NOT * HAVE SHORTS ON ? So many comments starting with " I'm not a teacher " for a thread meant for teachers Except when they wear the long sleeves and pants . Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize before he took office . You forgot a comma . It was " Reddit just got a lot creepier to me ...... Did that have any relevance to the topic ? you said that ..... on reddit .... Touch é The Dodgers can not let this get out of hand Are you saying there were always small micro shits on the T-chair that I haven't noticed all my life ? obvious joke is obvious ... True . And it's a graduating class of nine people so we are all " supposed to be close " and what not . Yet we can't plan anything and we suck as a class sometimes . Dont say that ! Anyways ... you can't be pitiful at something you don't have Wait . So you're planning on spray painting your lens . Ahhh .. They " forgot to put a SD card in the camera " ? The last straw for career mode happened for me today ... managing Spurs , going for Sahin 3rd transfer window in a row , Offered $ 58 million ( Madrid wouldn't accept any bid less than that after multiple tries ) only to be denied . Saw it 5 seconds later that apparently he went to Genoa for 43 million . The glove is on the wrong hand . We know you learned about chortle on reddit . Hey what's that rain smell called ? When i saw " I saw no other choice but to take my own virginity " , i was chuckling . When i saw , " i took a scissors and a knife to cut my hymen out " my facial expression went from smile to ಠ_ಠ with a more horrid expression . You have definitely earned my upvote ... Yeah but he sure had no problem telling them about the naked man and Lily's boobs repost , mortimer disapproves and hits you on the head with his lunchbox I know what he was doing while typing that - The line work could be improved ... I have you tagged as I share a back alley with some businesses who have large dumpsters , and people come by all the time to dump their shit . You never catch them .. but you go to bed at night and wake up to five TVs and a chair covered in mysterious stains leaning against your garage W ... T ... F is this crap . " liberated " .... This just made me hungry ... Time to cook some ramen This whole thread = apparently you only read he title ? Yay l4d2 ! Always wanted to buy that game , but just as it come on sale i was broke . He let down 6 million of his own people . So she has a UTI ? What.the.actual.fuck ... Is wrong with ur family ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Stairwell of my high school during lunch . " Take me from behind and take me hard " Possibly Australian ? are you sure ? Get on a ( 1.78 / 3 ) x 8675309 foot high ladder and jump off while holding each end of the tape . You will die And people will still vote for him ... Woah , we have a badass over here Windows 95 , 1992 . Best place I've ever had a lobster roll was at the end of china lake .. But they aren't selling them this year I am British so i have decided to misplace my rage at you . Feel the wrath : Which is then followed by " Do you play basketball ? ! " Friggin Zappos ............. letting their employees do stuff to make it fun and not hate their job I must be the one percent . Moonguard's Goldshire Inn is that way you ERP furry sicko ... I sense sarcasm ... The boner that the GOP has for Israel is disturbing . It's really not helpful to either to the Israelis or the Palestinians . We're not going to having peace in the region if we keep supporting Netanyahu and allowing the illegal settlements . I think that Romney's comments about Jerusalem and visit to Israel show that he would be horrible on foreign policy if he were president . Not to mention the fact his religion believes the Native Americans were a lost tribe of Israel MFW none of my friends listen to pop punk and a song about friends comes up on my playlist : I don't even ... What crops could they * possibly * be pollinating in my backyard ok . You're adorable . You are super duper adorable . ... can't say's I have . When I was younger my brother and I had to share a bed at our babysitter's house . He accidentally cut me open with his toenail . I still have the scar on my leg . " the tiger is coming to talk to you . " > Your friend doesn't understand this game The theme for the game Team Fortress 2 . Don't know if Why is this not at the top ? What dentists do * you * go to ? When guys being a freaking jerk : ... ಠ_ಠ Its just a fun name for my deck that I like WAS THAT SCRUB ON UR LEVEL ? ( btw is it just me or did the downvote disappear in this subreddit * Well it's true That sure is some scary toothpaste and inversion skills you have there . This is dumb as fuck ... ~ ~ if you know what i mean ~ ~ * * no seriously this is stupid * * Am I the only one who tried to move the cursor away from the text They all look the same to Lots 42 . haha right ? If I'm away from my local B & Ms and stop in a gas station I always ask if they have any cigars and , even though there's a huge cigar sign outside every time , they always say , " we have dutch masters and white owls " Do not know if . _ . or Batman would like a word with you Jake ... What about once they're both full ? Von meinen Erfahrungen her sind die deutschen League Of Legends Spieler manchmal sehr ... temparementvoll I was talking to a friend the other day about this stuff and he made this claim that the wealthy in fact pay more than 50 % their income in taxes saying " that's what the liberals don't want you to hear . " Of course he is one of these " temporarily embarrassed millionaires . " Didn't notice it was the onion ( Alien Blue optimal mode ) so i thought they were serius untill " some of the babies choked to death " and i was like Bit conservative ? - try the south . There are still people voting over whether to keep a country dry , sending letters to the editor about the evils of alcohol , and how allowing its sale will cause doom to fall onto all of them . did i not get the memo today about repost day today ? because there have been many , many , many reposts today that are on the front page . Dafuq did I just read . So long as you play it all at the same speed . Nothing worse than someone who speeds up the first bar that's just the right hand and then slows down all of the rest , speeding up again later when it's one hand again You are definitely not alone . I hear CRT monitors , computer fans , halogen lightbulbs , and dog whistles . My problem is that I get migraines that are triggered by electronic sounds and I work as a programmer He kept three quas on the whole fight with full hp and lvl 7 exort i know a kid who got black out drunk about a month ago . He woke up in the morning with the police calling his house phone informing him that they had found his pants , shoes , socks , wallet , phone , gun ( stolen most likely ) shirt , jacket , backpack , about a half ounce of weed and a scale in somebody's yard about a mile away from his house . Must be true im 13 Hace unos 10 años que no sintonizo Canal 5 , pero juzgando por las veces que he hecho zapping debieran seguir haci éndolo en lugar de anunciar tanto " Magic bra " , " Fuerza-M " y " O-Multi " That would make Mexico its throbbing member which is hanging out ... Off topic here , but did anybody read the part that mentioned some kid laced a cupcake with semen ? You had popcorn for dinner ? That ain't right . Pi to the 32nd digit .. No idea why Well it's summer here but we have had non stop rain and thunder When I'm passing through Metaire , I like to stop by the Ideal Market in Fat City . Maybe it's not exactly a lunch place because there are no places to actually sit and eat What's the average reddit age at Tams ? Showed you what ? But we still don't know why YOU fapped to your sister Oh well thanks for explaining that to me without being an ass Every time I see your name all I can think of is the acronym for " pooping and thought of you " What's more ironic is most of them * used to be like said dude * or * used to be overweight * yet act like they came out of the womb benching 300 lbs . Supporting physical violence against people solely based on what they think . Yes , * you * are clearly the cunt in this situation I have several users with mailboxes over 15GB , and a couple of times have had to clean up mailboxes with over 30k messages : all in the inbox , not a single folder . You've clearly put some thought into this . Saint-Jean-Sur-RicheliENT , QC Pure-fresh ... what kind of a jerk I'm indian and have been to the golden temple . Now I am just going to wait for my upvotes . * moist * note The video is blocked in my country TIL there are laptops made for engineering Venus Williams I've seen two mikes talking Tragic ! Next thing you know there'll be sex happening in dorm rooms Yeah , my friend watched it and when she told me how it ended I was " If you wanna have a good time , just give me a call " But big holes ... Are more fun . I agree 100 percent . Food noise is a brilliant way to describe this . I'm sure it tasted fine , but no culinary knowledge or expertise was demonstrated All sex is in fact masturbation Although it doesn't affect ur K / D ratio , it bugs when its not 0 / r / android is the only subreddit I've ever been down-voted for posting a source and nothing else . Dat nose I had a great AoN game this past weekend , 20-0 and 2nd place had 3 kills . I turned off recording back when it was rumored to cause lag Did you take a picture of your monitor Agreed on the nepotism problem Redditor for two hours 65 isn't that old I lost it at " poo nuggets " . I tried watching it on youtube but my laptop crashed ... I think it was a sign no fucking way For a month , when I take a shower , " Morning ...... conditioner " in the jokers voice has been going through my head . ctrl + f " duh " What , we're not using that word anymore ? I guess I'll go back to my Nickelodeon teen dramas Still doesn't give him reason to big a dick , I bet Taylor Swift felt like shit after he did that I think the point is its supposed to be funny I'm up voting you ... Wow ... I wish I had a friend like you Fuck you if you're reading this ; friend from highschool . You probably should have gotten that off your chest right after you finished I see this Sounds like a case of vaginitis to me . Makes your chocha smell like tarter sauce " and the occasional squirrel " Those skin-tight pants . My dad locked me in my room alone and I thought my curtains were ghosts . Maybe this is where my fear of being trapped comes from He probably visits 4chan a lot . If he does expect some of those pics to have been put on their for other people . Expect yours also . A long time ago , when I went to practise for my grade 3 piano in the actual hall where I was intended to take the exam , I had the chance of using both the resident Steinway or the little upright next to it . I could choose which one I wanted to use for the exam itself . Guess which I chose ? It wasn't the Steinway ... Ok I'm going to freeze my self for 3 years , then check Brazzers . I swear to god all four of you better be there * twenty * Some people Yes ! I saw this when I was ten and I think it changed me You stay classy , Reddit . Also , FattieMcgee sounds very sexy Because fuck you , that's why ! Was it just me or did the shadow look like it was moving forward ? mother of god not sure if intentionally living up to user name , or just overreacting ... i am 12 and what is this Then you don't ride it often enough , I got my fair share of penises in metro ... This might not be a scientific poll . Touch é ... You all act like you haven't boarded a train without pants on before . Well , at least the world hasn't made * you * cynical This is just a little creepier due to the fact that my parents had a tendency to document * everything * and I do in fact have an uncle Bill You send it , I'm too lazy . Kiddy fiddler ? How can something so wrong sound so funny ? Miss Fortune has some nice ... ehm ... guns . Really ? ? ? " Unmarried couple ? " I was expecting LGBT , poly , or non-religious for their reasoning , but " unmarried ? ? ? " What year is this ? 1812 ? ! I thought about becoming an elementary school teacher for a long time and it seemed like every time I brought it up to anyone , they'd say , " Man , you'd better be careful ! " Don't know why you're getting downvoted for voicing your opinion Why is NYC included in the pic ? It has worse traffic than atlanta and appears to have a decent subway system . Also ... this is on WTF ? I wouldn't wish that on anybody . dfwtransit.com is a limo company .... I deleted the application . I'll personally shoot anyone who fucks with practice . But I hate it when I need clothes , because now they're all being washed in the washing machine or hanging up to dry It's not because you didn't realize , it's because you can't NOT make everything into an innuendo ..... That's apparently what being female is all about , or so I have learned . How does a 4 - car tire bust 7 tires though ? Yeah apparently dub minus the step originated in the USA . I feel dumb for being American and having to look up " simile " You don't have time to type two * ' s on each side of your sentence ? ? ? Not anymore ... Talk about a tough crowd . watch the movie teeth ... furry club Boobs in my mouth . Yes it's getting ridiculous . I take the 50 so I had to get patted down and had all of my belongings searched . It was particularly embarrassing because I got a male officer and since I was staying over in a friend's house for a few days I loaded up on tampons and pads . He just NOPEd his way through my stuff so quickly a supervisor had to re-search me because he did such a poor job . Fixed link When all I ever listen to is talk radio shows driving to work , I'm 18 . I guess I was never young , then . no , from / r / atheism ... So there's like a lake or something ? Or just ducks everywhere ? Yours reminds me of when I leave my room a mess because there is no time to clean it in the morning before school . I tell her I'll clean it when I get home . Then she cleans it and yells at me for not doing so before . lol ted .... you fucked up a decent statement with that one dude ... could have said his role in the Departed but ted ? lol , get out of here " Just like in the LoK anime . " How ... ? Guess she's not the only one watching ... Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh nice try . Everyone can read how desperate you are trying to get upvotes here . I read this while in a Taco Bell © . You happy now Are you kidding me ? ! You're complaining that you can't fit a 32 " phone in your pocket ? Buy JNCO's or STFU It's illegal to carry a knife ? Dammit I have to see it now . I have 75 agility and I'm still afraid to go there . The TSA had me throw away my mini-nail clipper that was on my keys . The lady with the knitting needles was welcome aboard . Was that normal 120V current that did that ? grammar natzi .... y u give a crap ლ ( What the F Scary fact : the Noodle family has molested every kid on sesame street Who is big boy ? I'm sure Bellamy went off ten minutes ago / r / rule 34lol CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHY THE HELL DID I CLICK THAT . I saw your profile and it looked good . I didn't notice any red flags except for one thing . You mention Nickleback Mmhmm . They all give me this look : That's a good lookin ' dag you got there . I bet she gets on the couch when she isn't supposed to I'm a teacher ... and a male ... I've been called " mom " a couple of times by pupils Works with most nouns Umm , well I .... I placed them sideways , just looking at the side of the block .... You would think a better tweet would be " I saved a dying man's life today " , I bet his parents are so proud . you don't want to know ..... Go to any boardwalk in jersey or any suburban highschool and it's everywhere . Also on my girlfriends wrist ... Especially when it's a male teacher . So you listen to Waka Flocka then ? I always thought lifting the boxer from my left thigh so my weeny can be let out to make a peepee was the short cut . No .. why would you think that ? Oh god it was horrifying . And I'm not straight That makes two of us Yes , that's a very appropriate solution to this particular problem . By the power of grey skull ! Sadly . I agree . Can't buy music from iPod when's it's going to cloud anyway Lugi with an oppai catalog Like this : We shall name it " iPhone So you're saying Facebook brings up random app names that you didn't use before ... ? You live up to your name . Oh wait , you're right .... I have to say I did get one or two messages from that guy . My previous statement is incorrect about not getting any nasty PMs . Holy crap I know a girl like that . She's unemployed yet tall ( 6 ' 1 ) and refuses to even give a guy a chance unless he's 6 ' 1 or higher and making * good * money . I don't understand the logic of completely losing interest in a guy if he's like 1 or 2 inches shorter in height . I wonder if walks around with measuring tape , looking for potential mates Why the hell are some guys such creepy weirdos ? Actually yeah , funny you should mention that ! It's pretty much my favorite film ! He got it for me a while back and we all watched it . I think that's what made him paranoid about all this stuff though you are You're complaining that if you don't do your chores you're mother does them for you I'm 12 , so I will probably lose my comment karma for this but , dang I've corrected SOME Redditors spelling before , But you should see YouTube , WORST GRAMMAR EVER . Too bad for me since Destiny doesn't stop streaming until about the time I wake up youre 13 and speaking like a candy kid So funny , I can't stop laughing .... * Probably ? * Gives is that Honda drag car look we've all been wanting I hate assholes who want to tell you how to be a better player . Then you see them play , and they suck more than you do . Woah . Walmart did something that wasn't in the interest of the store ? ! I can't imagine management would approve of that . At least mine wouldn't . Where do you plug it in ... At least once a week , I'll have a random old lady stick a tip into my back pocket as I walk by instead of just leaving it on the table . Nothing like a bony finger to the ass I found that exact thing in the top drawer of my dads dresser once Where'd his pants go ? Am I the only one thinking * * ' where the fuck did he get it ' * * Jail bait ..... This is a trick question right ? My grandpa loved this joke . ( That looks like the cafeteria in my new high school .... Can't ....... tell .... if ... troll .. or ....... Oh my co workers made fun of me for being polite . What's wrong with people these days ? Comic sans ! ! ! ! He sure do has sum pretty eyes . Dog ....... allergic ....... to grass ........ Jeff Crilley is now reporting in Dallas , and has for a long time . I remember his features in the local news , " Crilley's Dilleys " . That phrase now has a whole new meaning to me . The more I watch , the less I understand . How did I miss that DID THAT GUY SERIOUSLY SHOVE GOLF BALLS UP HIS ASS ? ! ? ! ? ! Comic sans You were torn I don't need to differentiate between your and you're if I have swag . I wasn't planning on it ... Left this tab open to your comment , came back and forgot what the thread was about , then read this . Why is it not coming ? " Ctrl + F Dude didn't even care we smoked I think that last picture has just given me a genius way to launder money.Good God . News flash he is not laughing he is being shocked by that cruel device u have on its neck I'm a girl . you just said you didnt know mine works the opposite way . ' ' you woke up extremely early ? lets stay up ! ' ' . I woke up at 4 in the morning Up untill last year , I didn't throw up when I touched the back of my throat . Big ' oh god , why I read that as ' shit ' and then thought , hah , I read that wrong , he probably said ' sit ' but nope . I'm using reddit blue so it only showed the quote at first . Then I scrolled over . Relevant username ... Have you seen the shit posted round this place . My comment just reiterates the aforementioned post . Far from useless . What would she do for a Klondike bar ? You guys bitch about what I would LOVE to be doing right now . Seriously . Field tech support calls all day . The worst is when the guy knocks and then enters without even waiting for a response . I had a former room mate who use to do that . He nearly caught me wanking once I can never see pomegranates the same way again I solve the autobalance problem with Spectator . Then I wait until my team has an open slot again . CABLES ^ EVERYWHERE ^ In b4 so subtle If you've never played , then obviously you don't get it . ( That is exactly what happened to a friend of mine . He had such a bro-mance with NPH but only from what he knew ( How I met your mother ) . I told him and he hates me that I ruined his perception of NPH , and sees him in a more negative light . uh how do you push towers with no minions Why isn't the timelapse gif / video already posted ? ! ... Give me comment karma you theists . ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Yeah , because telling a kid that ' its okay if you're gay ' is totally the same thing as telling them that jesus could come back at any time and send the world into 7 years of chaos , and you'd better accept him or else you'll be tortured forever . It's a good question . I would understand a question like " how many lands can I play per turn ? " At first I was like Brings a whole new meaning to " pencil dick " So did I and you believed him ? Everything radiates . Everything causes mutations . Also , those two statements don't necessarily collude . So many of these situations could be avoided if people just knew how to fucking knock . Especially if you had been mining for a short time . You're just like , " God damnit Can't wait for iftari ... Similar to this , I had my board president once intimate that if I was going out fundraising ( I was the director of a non-profit ) that I should wear low-cut shirts . Really ? I would but I live in Washington State I hope you reported his cock At least the fence was clean . * * I know someone who allegedly did too ... except this was in highschool Right in the burgundy Don't mind what she wants at all ! It's a decent episode , but his head . It was indeed from ME1 . ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU HAVE NEVER PLAYED IT ? I used month / day format ' cause I believe most redditors here from US . Wait .. TLC stands for The Learning Channel ? ! What if there isn't a United States of America , and this comment thread is just a clever ploy by the European Government , to trick us into believing that there is Americans who are questioning our existence , which makes us believe in theirs ... Pasteurized cheese I had guessed and considered that possibility since you posted " I've been known to eat my sister " Or clone it , and throw millions in marketing dollars at it .... Zynga Hopefully not a true story Curse you , bot ! Ignoring my brilliant & witty responses ! My sister used to fill her water bottle with vodka . Sip that shit all day long . Never got caught . One of the reasons many teachers don't allow water , I do , but have the right to sniff the bottles . ... that's not a pumpkin . That's Annoying Orange . ( Spoiler alert I going to probably fap to this later ... A science teacher at my secondary school told me and a group of friends about how he thought gay people should be stoned to death . Oh , but " hate the sin , not the sinner , " apparently Right . As a society we shouldn't tell religious ( thus irrational ) zealots who are spewing what's tantamount to hate speech at the worst , and pure assholism at best to sit down and shut up . Right . Your the Stay in school kids ... Well then , why didn't you show us some awesome statues instead of a dumbass status update ? ( Rule # 1 Did you even read the URL you posted ? If you've only seen your own dick by this point there is something wrong with YOU ... that was a risky click . also , wat You named your penis after a baby ? The real shame of it is I work IT at a mental hospital and I groan about stuff like this all the time . We'll just keep this a secret A friend took it while in Philly . Don't exactly know where the photo was taken but knew that I had too show someone . I don't really know what too do . Nobody likes a repost either How is this funny ? dont forget forcing coop into games can also ruin games . * cough * Dead Space 3 Nope , not at all I volunteered at " Operation Christmas Child " a couple years ago , and was stunned to learn that among the toys being sent to needy kids worldwide , everyone was to remove and dispose of any Harry Potter toys or games because it * promotes witchcraft * Also tobi , if you're a chick .. that would explain the bad humor . Nope , Milan Kraft . There something wrong with being gay ? " Not gonna lie ... " = Good for you ! For my art class I was assigned to do a water color self portrait and when my teacher took my picture she told me not to smile so my bitch face was there but not severe . So I painted myself and it turned well and made it into an art show . First thing my mother says when she sees it is " you look like an angry chola . " That minute she turned me into one No , it's not that bad . Everyone makes it seem like its the worst thing in the world . If I were you , I'd get it over as soon as you can just to get it done . I had to take Basic Composition my first semester of freshman year and it was the same thing as Expos . So it was like I had to take expos twice After reading that and laughing , I was thinking ' damn it's crazy how differently girls treat each other as opposed to guys . A guy would have just threatened an ass kicking . ' . Then it hit me . What you did is a far , far worse punishment than an ass kicking if it were two straight guys in this story . Her mom looks like Tobias in drag We weren't allowed to sell colored paper . I can't remember what we ended up calling it - differently hued , or some such crap . I wanted to congratulate you , but then you said you'll be working with your dad . Its not that , its just irrelevant to the conversation ... Sometimes the disk version is actually cheaper A women at tim hortons once ordered a coffee with no cream or sugar . When the cashier repeated it back to her as on large black coffee she scoffed and said calling it black was racist ... I don't think your brother would appreciate you selling his truck for scrap . Gragas humps people when he crits . Well , not really . He throws his belly out and it makes it look like he's humping someone . I noticed this first when an AD Gragas critted me as Annie , and I immediately went dresses nice in pubic ? Buried but oh well . Customer purchased modern warfare 3 for her son . Came back to the store and asked if there was a way to " turn down " the violence There is no Green Lantern movie ... I can't be the only one who read that as " Hey Derp , I have got to hamster " and was massively confused until i read through the entire comic . Why does it look like the toilet paper wasn't used Source : Fox News Tells me Google monitors my searches , asks me to " Add to Chrome " . You're gonna have to fight me for that chance . Oh here they are , here are the up votes I was looking for . Silly of me , I thought they would be with the posts that examined the accuracy of the calculator ... It's a link associated with a response of words , it doesn't get more obvious than that Did u fall asleep ? Exactly . the basic consumer only sees windows 8 and trashes the metro UI or clicks on a porn banner that asks them to open a file for free porn , then bypasses the warnings and runs it anyways , and then complains how windows has so many viruses . " I love the newest member of my family to bits " Oh , shit ! I bet OP never thought of that ! While the comparison lacks any sense of class or tact , I like people pointing out that Obama is not in fact the peaceful president that many of us voted for . People in Idaho HATE Obama , but they seem to hate an Obama that doesn't exist . Based on his first term , he is a republican's wet dream . All that said ... This billboard is a dick . How the fuck does Mimi pee like that ... unless she has a ..... u know . This isn't / r / gaming I got you ! I ... well . Did you really have to go there ? Name sounding like Citrix = Oh god , dat search button . The time I spent as a noob trying to find items ... Yeah , a little . But he did play everything , and it was a demo . but holy fuck , dem feet ... I'm seeing the man of my dreams when all you need is a knife ... Pretty much why she * * was * * a redditor . Most of her comment replies were just " The picture of you or the one of your buds ? Is that a subreddit ? * Do * . Which they misspelled as " due " How dare you soil Sokka's alias with a sex joke , you filth ! ? My grandmother says Neck-A-Lass for necklace . So really you have a $ 2000 Facebook machine ? Wow That's not creepy at all ... broke the water DAT FOOT . For some reason I thought she was naked for a minute . I was like ... He's describing my grandma perfectly . I think the life size doll a girls uncle made of her takes the cake . It was made to be a replica of her with boobs and everything . Thinking about the uncle trying to get the breasts just right .... The comments are gonna be flooded with these guys It might as well be Spongebob's dick ... Apparently once a year the " Irish " American redditors storm / r / ireland on " Saint Pattys " On a pile of Legos Really ? Why is Freddy Sanchez still on the 15 - day DL and not the 60 - day ? I think that this photo is a reminder of his death or something . And if it is , why the hell are there those words with glitters ? ? And those lips with lipstick ... I'm back at work now in a fucking mood . " Fibre " I was about to delete Alien blue because of this . Why do you insult our servers His mother ? Try closer to 7 to 6 . At least those are my normal hours I work . Not including the days I have to stay past 9 for open house , FNA , concerts , plays , games and socials . You broke the only rule " Es una línea de levantamiento " ... nope , not the same I see what you did there . ☜ ( ゚ヮ゚ ☜ ) When you wink provocatively like that ... Wars are started . I'm moving tonight and had been cleaning all my furniture . What's wrong with assholes ? Well no , they simply killed them ... much more efficient ain't it ... No , it's I once saw my cousin's wife eating a dick shaped topping on a cake in one of her pre-wedding party photos . It surprises me how many people post cool shit and without the seed . You know it's what we want . 64 bit pretty much doesn't exist MEMORIZE IT . I don't know why I laughed so uncontrollable about this . The place I used to buy groceries put some ads where it showed a socialite talking about cheap prices o the place They're kids . Oh my god ! I can't believe John cena is in the game ... and this is where you die . Yeah because she wanted to have black spray paint all over her kitchen and dog ... that's because i'm pretty sure this never happened . a ) no gas station manager would throw away sales because his clerk was feeling self-righteous , and b ) redditor for 2 hours , only made this comment . And underage . write a song that will make people That was how I learned to dance .... I miss reddit . what did I just watch whoa , bitmaps are so immersive .................. Japan has Pizza ? That commercial has bugged me for the longest time . They turned Lara Croft into a housewife . Thank you . Thank you so much . Where was Reddit when I was 7 That is called Catholicism dat aspergers ... Isn't that really bad for your skin ? > Also , typical reddit formatting ( like a strike through ) does NOT work in Alien Blue ... TIL I thought I was being random when picking poison and it turns out I'm part of the majority . Only for people using this app If I want to keep it coming ... ಠ_ಠ we will be watching ಠ_ಠ we're always here Maybe ... Nobody complains . Think of the money they save Dear god it's a conspiracy Sounds compelling . This issue can be alleviated by not running around with no ammo thanks for the help with part of the credit / damage question .... but i ask for help / more detail about stuff on the sidebar , and you refer me to look at the sidebar Mother of god 300 Underage drinkers and the cops did nothing ? Am I the only one confused here ? Well whattaya know , even the Chinese can't tell each other apart . If I was a chronic sufferer of these , I would actually consider killing myself . Thankfully ( Don't mind all the people pushing the " I disagree " button . What I want to know is , how did my parents find the time to conceive my two younger sisters when I was little ... At 3 , I was the most annoying kid ever . At 7 , I was the lightest sleeper ever . I would barge into rooms unexpectedly , lock or no lock , and wake up if I heard someone whisper , exaggeration kept to a minimum . Not that I wanted to know , I'm just curious , how'd they manage to keep me in the dark ? Triple boobs ? ಠ_ಠ Yay ! I did it ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ bipartisan . you don't say Go to another subreddit , such as fuuuuuuuu , and scroll to the graphic assets . Now you can comment rage faces ! TIL that you can scroll over to the left while commenting on Alienblue and find this face : Way too fat to bulk ... Your teddy bear ? Yeah , that's the spirit ... I kid of like Nicholas Cage he isn't the worst actor ... but thank god he didn't get those roles Two years to pay off $ 3000 ? Oh ... Well , I think I'll just stick with a few zits and keep my , intestines . I don't want to see this when I'm in / r / aww Three fingers if serious , What is that white stuff around Iruka How do I make this face : I just realized " Pawn Stars = " Porn Stars " Look here , I'm not a republican , but keep your mitts off my meat . Fuck the vegetarian / vegan agenda , it's part of the reason our government health standards are so fucked up to begin with You can really see the acting in his eyes . yet physically gratifying for the haters . Wait ... you aren't Iron Stylus TIL : ... why my husband goes through bales of TP Does anyone else get irrationally angry when their headphones get ripped out ? I get so fucking angry and murder flashes in my head . I use alienBlue and it's just a text option . As someone who is currently using server ' 03 , I can confirm that it's a fscking nightmare . Also , I don't remember seeing anything on renaming a domain . I just had to delete the old one and start again The best part about having a Mac is telling everyone you have a Mac And not squishy when I am around Pussy in Gujarati ( an Indian Language ) too What the fuck does being American have to do with anything ? Goddamn reddit . good to know If you use alien blue for mobile redditing , when you post a comment , there is a little white arrow at the top . Tap that swipe right . Tap the " Now you have the This was just asked yesterday or the day before they fingerfucked each other I was shocked by this .... Are you truly mad that you didn't catch your parents having sex ? I wish there were others . Then I wouldn't have to learn how to make them myself . Where did you put all the porn ... Stop being smart ! My mom did this to me too ! She said the exact same thing ! But she also told me to remind her to do hers .. soooo ... I got a call from the windows scammers . I said I worked for Apple . The person on the line said , " Me too ! " Or on an iPhone , when you reply / comment / post at the top there is down facing arrow . Tap it then scroll the pulled down bar to the left and ta-da ! Sounds fishy to me ! I love the work but .... You don't get laid much do you ? Sorry , no habla maths . I'm going to leave before the verification pictures show up . My father would beg to differ If you can identify discrepancies , why not , you know , * correct * them ? That is , after all , the primary advantage of " wiki " - based websites .. What the fuck did I just click on I feel good towards EA right now . Just remember , you're never alone ... Uhm ... No creepo . How many tabs do you have open ? Unless they're all video pages , I can't imagine it'd be under a few hundred . > Rage of Rage ( oh just a year in jail , no biggie I could fap to that What kind of brownies , Luke ? With his teeth ? Holy fuck are you kidding me ? Repost some popular shit for free karma ? It's on the front page ! Watched the Justin Bieber parody song " Banelings " making fun of " Baby " ... then I watched the original to see how good the parody was ... then my Dad walked in ... on me ... watching ... a Justin Bieber music video Well this is weird Who that fuck cares How do i get that gun again ? > How do I make this face : Your grandparents need to hurry up an die , with attitudes like that they quite frankly don't deserve to live . I must be , because * only * Jewish people have big noses . I can see that you are in game , yet your stream is not on Your motherfucking nightmare , on your motherfucking eye We all care I know the feeling ! They need that ad revenue , the audience be damned Ha . Not sure if trolling with SD resolution cluttered desktop .. Of course they do . You liked the picture ... that's enough internet for today That's the point That " ninja " is stupid , Cannondale bikes sell in the $ 2000s retail . RETAIL ! Retail price is never equal to the resale value ! 1681 fucking upvotes for something that is clearly incorrect ? I know exactly what you mean See now if I commented with just a Read all the pesterlogs ! Skip nothing Did President Obama do anything to earn a Nobel prize ? My favorite is the middle one . I would like the 3rd one the best if not for it's fatal flaw , the fact it's basically the title screen for Megaman 10 . Comment deleted . I'm thinking , no . Im using that right now lol ! Have that too lol ಠ_ಠ Except it was written by a 29 year old woman ( the oh yeah , we're all super interested in what your friends said on facebook This might have been funny if i could read it . Try telling that to centre management .... Are you fucking kidding me ? This is bullshit . I've gone to Christian schools since kindergarten to 8th grade . I'm a sophomore in highschool now and I can honestly say this is a pile of horse shit . I can't believe any curriculum would spout this boloney down some poor kids throat . This looks like an entry from an Amish / Mennonite science book . But even those science books would have what electricity is in them . What a bunch of bum fuck . I hope when you're 21 you won't be in prison on statutory rape charges . Are you fucking kidding me ? This is bullshit . I've gone to Christian schools since kindergarten to 8th grade . I'm a sophomore in highschool now and I can honestly say this is a pile of horse shit . I can't believe any curriculum would spout this boloney down some poor kids throat . This looks more like an entry from an Amish / Mennonite science book . But then again , I bet even those science books would explain what electricity is . What a bunch of bum fuck . Thank you , not sure why reddit is looked at as anti women . I had this on the door to our office , but a colleague removed it in case " management " saw it and took offence There's a price chopper near me that has those , they even have a sign on them " customer in training " Like if " your " a 90 ' s baby . Yea because I am so creepy , and you totally know about that Sorry I like quality gear . Never realized having an Orvis pack was something to be ashamed of As the bottle of dr pepper I can attest to that The economy will plummett ? ! Youre insane .. The netherlands is one of the richest countries of the EU , but the economy will plumett because some tourists cant get their spliff ? ? It's just love . I'm ashamed that a lot ( And I mean almost half ) of the people at my school make fun of , and descriminate , homosexuals for fun . Every time I hear the phrase " OH , THAT'S SO GAY ! " I feel like punching someone in the face . Welcome to the world kids , either you get bullied or you be one . Have fun . cause its illegal ! Ya , low light performance isn't important at all Not your username Translation " You sir , are greater than a Dumbass . " ಠ_ಠ That's gonna be a lot of weed Say what . she might be a little too young for porn He always has so freakingly great and interesting videos On topics that I mostly knew but never pieced them together , but I always unsubscribe from him after while , not sure why , probably how he presents things or just because look at his giant nose entire time So the game was broken and you decided to give them more money to fix it ? you are never to old for Spongebob Yeah at 2am with a hard on , all those options seem preferable to fapping . I posted a question on rideit to see if any other people have had the same problem with the MSF course . Cause on my searches these are the main times for MSF classes and i was just wondering how people with full time jobs take them without having to take a day off . It might surprise you but a day off is a big deal money wise for a lot of people . You got a problem with that ? Did anyone else not realize the beard was disappearing until the last frame Also , GAYFACE . Explain . -10,000 karma points on your profile page Steam is charging $ 30 USD regular for five TF2 items , As a gay guy , I honestly can't tell you what compels me to choke on dick . It's a biological drive for which there is no cure . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ When he started dating my ex . For a second time . I don't even ... do girls fuck guys that dress like this now ? Really ? You should be ashamed of yourselves . ( OAK . but you're a man ... She knowingly left a live animal in pain for several days ? Being really stupid . And supposedly the best in the school district . Eating too much pie left me with this condition for a while , though mine was never permanent . When was the last time you ate lots of pie ? This is very important ! I'm sorry to disappoint you , but those are not the McFly's . Downvite for you sir Good thing you weren't the rider , if you were the operator ... ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ ^ ^ I'm too pumped from yesterday . I had a hard time lifting boxes at work today Amazing how those icing posts are holding up the tiers of the cake ... I had this too , and the sequel ....... not the third I know someone who quit her high paying engineer job to pioneer . Why did she go to school for four years and graduate magma cum laude ? " It was just for fun . " That won't work here Start off slow when you hit mile 10 ... Balls to the wall action ! go all out ! ... Be relentless Yes , because a different actor could have saved that movie I am being lazy or I would find a link . Nicotine has shown positive effects in tests . Hope some one comes along to elaborate . It's my cake day and I can be lazy if I want to . That was kind of the point . Wat . You sure got one part spot on . Normally when I'm searching for sexual gratification , " dildo in the mouth " is the first thing I reach for . 1 - tutorial boss No . I'm not Canadian . I have just very recently made the switch to Chrome from Firefox and I simply did it to see which I preferred . I honestly don't see a huge difference between the two other than more Google immersion on Chrome with my Andriod devices and iGoogle etc . Firefox is a perfectly fine web browsing tool that has a great amount of freedom it's pretty petty to put down someone for using FF over Chrome ... it's not like its IE Nope . We'll be standing at the door making sure our straight allies who are comfortable enough in their identities to attend are excluded ... WORD CHOICE but yeah , no amount of the team liquid documentary was true , they made him better .. Whoa just hurt the juggalos feelings ? I'm so sorry > I don't even care . Oh my bad , need glasses when did Mexican's get permission to say this You have got to be kidding me Everyone keep replying it's easier to hack you now For some reason I read that as " I was molested by a lawn mower " Oh ... Oh god .... What is this horrible novelty * Shat * to chocolate milk ? Who cares ? If we're willing to give her attention , fucking let us . Hmm , for some reason the website seems to have crashed .... I can't imagine why That actually happened to me once before I could lucid dream None . " Pew pew pew " is not just a sound ! It is a delicate phase all teenagers go through ! You should know . not sure if I want to wife my grandmother Because NO ONE listens to PTO . Ever .... Spotify's ad system is pretty horrible . While listening to a classic / progressive rock playlist , I've had a ton of ads for modern rap and hip-hop , and one for Call Me Maybe . None for anything relating to any genre on the playlist . > and apparently generally gets upvoted . Regardless if someone is an ent or not . I will return the phone who ever it may be . This is what real ents do . Not pawn non-ents phones . I don't really know what you mean by " I dunno ... if I had a daughter and found our her nick was peppermint_clit , well , there's no telling how I would react . Does he make snuffling / sniffing sounds when he hugs you ? Any strange requests for mints ? that's debatable Bakery in the basement ? .. They should have used that excuse in Breaking Bad . Maybe Walter wouldn't be in so much shit now If she's anything like the kids in the middle school down the street from me , she'll be breeding in a year or two If they're 250kg I am both impressed and My favorite is people who put an apostrophe before every s at the end of a word ... my very favorite . ( Apparently ours is the " ghetto " school , simply because every other school in the area is 99 % white / asian . I've come to the conclusion that I'm the only one on r / trees without the mflb . Still love my no2 tho ಠ_ಠ jet fuels and fire She was born * during a storm . * Haha I didn't notice him up there . Westbrook - Yes , because none of it is true or factual . The things people will do for an upvote . The pre-game lasted longer than the game How ? Where did you really get them . My order hasn't shown up , one of those 3 packs was in it . I'd fuck it ...... I'd fuck the shit out of it ...... In Texas there is one called the TEXAS HAMMER " ಠ_ಠ YOU MUZZLED APPA Here's looking at you Alabama Teabagger As a fellow cadet ... when did jesus shit people ? all used , but only 6 reported used What's messed up is that everything I'm reading says that it will be our insurance that pays for it regardless if it's the neighbors tree . That's all we need ... a deductible and a premium increase . such great photos , yet the owner can't locate the return key on his keyboard in the text portion of the listing Hopefully you were as cool as a prosecutor as you are as a person ... or maybe that's why you're not a prosecutor anymore EVERY TIME I manage to get that out of my head > where are you getting all this from ? " it's going inside ! " " The ' anal fin ' " . Masturbation club ? Wish I had done that yesterday . Had a small river of juice in my new car .. Your sister then ? Oh . Crap , I live near a lake As a former cadet ... The answer is , " Yes . " Avatar is controlled by the mind , that doesn't mean they control the menu with their friggin mind . They use gestures to bring up the menu and tap everything . Pay some fucking attention . Wrap that shit before you tap that shit And no link ... Best part is where you have a tab open that says " How to quickly take a screen shot . " Michael " are you sure you want to upvote this ? Dwarven women are beautiful . If you're into that sort of thing . Which I am not . No boner , go away . NO SERIOUSLY , GO THE FUCK AWAY , I JUST FAPPED . comic sans It's literally a stick of wax . There aren't any other ingredients i read this as a homeless man was thrown over a bridge by a passerby and then was saved by his rabbit look around , hemicyon lots of puns man , we were just talking about killing her , you had to go and get SOULS involved .... yeah ... escalated so quickly Yes ... Stephen did that ... * cough * yeah . Fuck you Stephen for what you did to those wonderful , seductive , laviscious animals . TEEMO . WAT . I don't have legal ground to detain any-fucking-body but I'm pretty sure if I stand in front of your car and you run me down you're going to have a bad time [ ] ( / b " My bad . I'm so rusty on the details I'm thinking I need to revisit No need to brag about all the pussy you're getting Already is unbearably hot it's not even the hottest day yet Why did i read " amazing orianna fart " They also killed themselves . I thought it was more like Well I hate Joe ( bribing your step-daughter for info on her sex-life .. Just a big load of NOPE . Depends on what you call the current version . I can find at least a dozen that is called the current version , but have different translations ... You both spelt Brienne wrong . Dat spear Actually Lina was original Link Inverse who was the invoker model ... So yeah she had a sex change Why are you being down voted ? I don't get how some people do not know almost all stores have a divider . They have all their order so close to the person's in front , almost everyday I work I have to hand someone a divider so I don't get screamed at for mixing two orders together Less than a day old and already whored out for karma . His hands say 10 Speed trap ! Anime is Japanese Poor Wilson . You deserve it for using IE . ( I don't think you fully realize that there are these things called time zones . I have .. it sounds wonderful and all , but you don't understand ... I've got ADHD . You masturbate face down ? " I mean have some pride in what ' your ' writing . " I'm a Christian I don't don't believe earth holds the only life in the universe . Sound in space . I had mine all set to capture 111,111 111.11 , and it rolled over while my wife was driving The picture would improve with getting rid of Spongebob . I didn't see the look of disapproval on this chart . The look of disapproval needs to be on this chart ! Not exactly funny ... I'm imagining that you just spent the last 23 hours coming up with that . Flash Suppressor on M60 you'd be surprised how many funny , attractive , intelligent girls are single . Last time I played , which was barely a week ago , I was shot by a guy who was on the other side of a 30 foot section ( forgot the map , doesn't really matter ) . On the last match I played , one guy was performing rapid , consistent head shots ... with some kind of shit pistol .... from the starting area This is what I mean , since when is smoking herb in any form an elitist thing ? Thats nothing , my mom had shut down the entire fucking Toys R Us TIL that redditors in this sub have no sense of humor ! ! ! Except for CGord ... That movie was disturbing No ... ? I missed ... My experience : Haha ! Thats a clever ... Not a great advert for knock-off chinese carbon ... Very late getting it to you and then when it does arrive it's not what you ordered . There's a good few of these sites already in existence and they have more than 4 bikes in their database 8: 30 p . m . PT / 10:30 p . m . ET It's a kitten . Hat condoms ? Weird I have to go on reddit to see my best friends new man cave . That I was stupid and would never succeed at what I wanted to become . Because I couldn't keep up with the rest of my math class in 6th grade . I'm not claiming it's the best diet ( it's the best diet for ME ) , and that is a far reach to assume I was even comparing the sugar intake to my keto diet . Fuck . I was simply pointing out that your " all that matters is calories in , calories out " statement could in fact not work in some cases ( albeit EXTREME cases ) . Really Japan No not that ... Chairs ? What you did there ..... I see it . Her iPhone is upside down in the first part . I know right . A veggie wrap Frozen gas ? Tell me how hard you would've stomped Azubu saint , we are looking at you I've been doing this since Minecraft came out . Wish I had known that posting it would earn me some free karma . that is probably the least terrible idea I have ever heard He literally shouts at the top of his voice . I had to turn my speakers down I'm posting this from Johnston . Doesn't work on my iPad At first I lol'd , but then I looked at the videos to the right Hates Johnny cash , but likes Nickleback . This my friends , is an example of what is wrong with democracy . Iunno ...... I was playing Too Human once and came cross " Zenon the Testicle Eviscerator . " Should've had it on silent . Nah , the * you-know-what * box was worse ... or if you intentionally alt + tab He obviously still has / had a waypoint or minimal mod on I'm 6 ' 3 " and weigh 10 less pounds than her That guy in chat spelled my name wrong You're not allowed to laugh while being punished , unless you're into that shit Or my accountant " I fucked the shit outta Steve the other night ! " Tasing is cheating , this doesnt count . Do you also like PBR and fixed-gear bikes ? Bi male , I like looking at straight guys YAY ! Now they feel like they're all . Fucking . Over me . It wasn't that bad , trust me I was born in 95 That HAS to be intentional That title sounds extremely painful . If only puppies stayed small . not including the girl My bikeshop is fashist bikes Please dont make this a thing . All my appt . s are stacked together and then the rest are shops . I have 112 floors Thanks things get out of hand from here on in I even crack this I-I know that chick ... Congratulations , you're being an asshole towards someone trying to help you . Last time we gave him a break he cut his hand open Oh look , another republican presidential candidate was a draft dodger ... Yawn . The TV networks will surely cover it ... but only if it crashes . I'm Asian and black ..... What does this make me ? " Here you go , have a lifetime supply of the product that your deceased husband used to make ... then pass it out at Halloween to relive those memories . " I'm taping my mouth closed when I sleep now . Thank you .. This sort of crap needs to STOP . This has got to be the 10th repost I've seen in the past week that has 300 + upvotes . I started when I was 6 ... * * Ass play is out of the picture . I know a girl about my age who has a boyfriend who's 23 " serious buyers only " The amount of love I have for this man is unbelievable . I haven't had this big of a celebrity crush since the Jobros in my tween years I always feel like it is constantly watching me ... I have odd eyes - change colour all the time , going from grey to grey-gold to grey-green to grey-blue to grey ... people ask me if I'm wearing contact lenses You meet some strange people Ok i am most likely going to get down voted but come on he was just a drunk fan having to much fun . I know he should of respected the artist in the first place and have not gone up there . He went in for a hug and did not show any signs of aggression , Maynard is most likely a god to this guy and then he gets flips on his ass and choked ! ? i mean that's a bit to far if you ask me.What a tool The reason the paint is doing that ? Because motherfucking idiot painters forgot to sand the walls , prime the walls and * then * paint . ... what ... I just ... but it's ... why would they ... how could someone ... who could ... " I never shit my pants before . I bet it's fun . " Im not your guy , mate Yea ... I counted 48 ... The picture is of a box . It could easily be empty . This could be so easily faked It makes me incredibly sad though that Google seems to regard the Olympics higher than this . Fuck them . Many years past i was nodding my head to the rhythm of a school assembly band playing and the principal decided to use his index finger and thumb to grab the pressure points at my neck to stop me without warning ... Thanks for reminding me of that There may be hotspots on Mars . It may just be there to find out . Could it not have a wifi chip ? Making a living , and finally learning how to sweep Well ... Fuck that shit then . Great tell everybody why don't you ... Now all the robbers , hurters and rapists know exactly how to lure in the pizza boys and stuff their crusts As a redhead ( male , but still ): Maybe you got it off that 10 year old .. Seriously ? Cash links My 70 year old aunt gets stripped search often due to her pump . I just don't fly anymore . They always want me to remove it and send it through the x-ray machine . Laughing at your own jokes is sad ? At least what you could have done is clean the damn thing first . I would like to know whyyyyy that item is out of stock . I have minor paranoia and the dream I had just made me think the worst stuff ! Like I could read a marathon of / r / nosleep and / r / letsnotmeet and be fine but now I'm the most paranoid person on the planet ! Almost started crying cause I had to turn the light off and thought some one ( that freaking fucking thing from my dream ) was outside our house waiting for me to turn the light off ! Me too . ... this account needs to die Gah . My little sister is like that . She got a new Xbox 360 , a kindle fire , and the latest iPod touch for her Birthday and she complained about not getting some OTHER things she wanted in addition to all that stuff . Nickelback feat . Nicki Minaj , Justin Bieber , Creed , and MC Chris I hate to use this as an example in an intellectual discussion , but ... I honestly keep picturing Wall-E I'd hoped that was a joke Yes " makeup " when I first got here I used to poke fun by saying " beau-deen " with a Texan accent and always got a He has kind of a nice ass U do realize thats fake and its caused by lag Le MeMe Face LOL XD Then it will have gone * okay * ? ----> / r / facebookwins is this way . Everyone knows you're the poster . Yes because that is the image he posted , of course ! I need to clean my glasses more often , it looked like a Tumblr meme the first time I clicked ! not available in Hungary Out of context this is a horrifying comment HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT HOT WATER MAKES THINGS WARMER Ciaphas Cain ..... my favorite scoundrel . You're talking about all the book covers which have Cain holding a bolt pistol right ? I'm going to agree w / baalsitch ... Ah , South American hairstyles ... just spent a couple of weeks in Santiago , Chile . All the trendy young men have mullets there Or creates the biggest lie in history .. Not sure if sarcasm or stupid ... I usually respond to an ASL with This is top comment ? Then you could get accused of watching little girls in the locker room Can't unsee ..... Colored pencils ...... Inside it Forbidden domain . * And we made 10 research station on mars Primitive ಠ Hmmm sounds like fun ! ... or possibly genocide , depending on his motives It's because he's already a huge bitch . * * WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUTUBE START AT 190 % VOLUME ! ? Tondeuse et jason la coquine ... Tes amis ont choisi des beaux noms ... I am sure that is what racists are saying about other words right now ... That's more disturbing than the picture I can see your eyes . Oh hell no ... No , deploy the Mako * Being Happy was punishable by death in my cycle * ಠ Did you tried to smoke it ? i will throw you out the airlock Thanks . Looks like you're the only comment i'll get since I got insta downvoted The Maesters are dedicated to killing all thing magical , mystical and not spoiler tagged in this sub . Also I reiterate While playing a game on the Xbox 360 , somebody advised me that I should lick my grandmother's left testicle . I'm Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO because I'm in the military and someone was leaving to go to another base and he listened to that song non-stop so we played it at his going away party .... * * NON-STOP [ ] ( / ohcrap ) I hope you just made that up Soraka could heal the whole god damn world and all you want to do is have boobs and sneak up on people So it doesn't really exist ! I'm from D . C . , where I thought we just called it instrumental hip-hop . Looks like I need to brush up on my date rape drug spelling ? A boy wrote this I ’ m 21 , I know I ’ m not as experienced at life as my late 30 ' s - 40 something relatives , but my ENTIRE family ( although to be fair there is only four of them ) treat me like I ’ m still 10 . That doesn't make me want to donate .... My friend came over to play minecraft for awhile , the last ten minutes he was here this happened ... Wait , there are people who DON ’ T do this ? My whole life has been a lie . No more fat ladies on my reddit ! I just threw up a little . Dat little finger Looks like a real winner . My last name is Gunn Pepsi all in my sinuses and over my keyboard Instead of putting that 71 billion dollars to build more schools , hospitals , or police stations you assholes want to send 28 rovers into different planets to get more pictures of rocks If only , that blue dong in every other scene with Manhattan ... Real sugar is still used over here ... Nothing beats that jpg ? People tell fake stories ? Is it wrong that I spent a good 20 minutes looking for the son of the incredibles in these pictures ? Not until she turns 18 . Damn it , Reddit . Barbecue sauce It's not a band , it's Pierce The Veils ' newest song .. Bad Luck Brian would never have a girlfriend . ( i don't see how you can't get a healthy meal for 2.5 k yen budget Waitwat , chrome has auto correct ? how were you a troll at all ? That's ... pretty childish It's none of a doctors business if I own a gun . Never heard of it , ever . Bite it from the side ? Hotel 43 , invading my reddit ! ! ! G is right next to F . > depending on your definition of Europe ? I realize that I'm more anti-social in the summer than I am during the school year . Can't wait for college .... Haha I've seen that .... It made me laugh then thinking about my cute lil ewok turn into inconsiderate sexual partner ... :D .... Has the added advantage to the club that they can bilk their dancers out of money by paying them less when they cash out than you pay to cash in I just thought " But there's 13 so he threw one up ... " If you're not actually thirteen then where did you get the picture that you gave to him You can afford an iPad but not a $ 15 iTunes card ? He's not even using that meme correctly Go back to your emo corner and stop trying to get pity from the internet Fuck you , fuck you . That commercial was stuck in my head for YEARS . And there's a typo in my damn throwaway name . My first grade teacher ( an older women ) told me that because I was a girl , I would never be any good at math or science . EXCELLENT teacher . In her anger , her vagina bites off his penis That gave me a headache . He loses his TF games against those gold players My mom's friend died when a ladder went through his windshield . Nice try , but you didn't write that You seem to have really thought that one out The track looks like a slice of water melon I'm 28 , male , and I don't go on the internet for sex ┌ ( Something about this list seems off No , but my Pappy did This is by the Eagles . This might bite you in the ass one day You were 4 ? ! How come I just ulti'd baron in my last Trundle game then . In my cycle we just teleport to mars to dump our garbage . ಠ My brother was upset that I told him several times to be careful while we were taking a picture of us sitting on a railing on a pier in Quebec . He tried to push me ( this was a 30 ft drop over rocks , the railing was about a foot tall ) . Fuck that pier . That every teacher past 3rd grade would make us write everything in cursive . So the answer is regular massacres ? " some Russian country " ? Same to everything you said . Wife post surg RN , I wake / feed / taxi / feed / bathe and put her down . I'm also the guy that gets up in the middle of the night for potty / water or whatever . Sex once a month or two . Some people need masks For some reason I read this as " My friend who's a a mom ... " exactly but if the Eyes are there , Yea , b / c she should know how difficult and inconvenient it is for him to get up and go to her This guy should learn some self control and stop posting before it gets blown up . He got freaking deleted over fat jokes . Holy fuck , It's all cute and well until he starts to get REALLY excited No . Just no . The picture reminds me of Team Fortress All he raps about is disrespecting women , pussy , and weed Why are these threads still around Dat res I agree that this is stupid , but how is it a facepalm ? This smells like a repost Well , if you say so Double negative . LHC is in Switzerland Really ? tgis very used joke sucks , not every thing with sugar will give diabetes So , what does you dad think about your reddit account name ? St denis street ? Robling looks like Pidove those are two different babies ...... If even one of those sentences in your post has any truth to it , you're a fucked up fucker . Row , row , row your Bo ... ... I think you only did this to take pictures This may have made me As an american I can say with hope that people like this will be weaned out by nutural selection . And if they dont GOD HELP US ALL Oh god What a lovely bunch of people Damnit , and I just coverted all my money into the liberty dollar . Guess I should've chosen something steady like the euro ... I don't think you can be very slender hiding something like that . Where are you clothes ? Your parents . My mom called me " Italian Stallion " because I'm part Italian and I was always in great shape when I was younger ... then she called me that name when I was older in front of friends . Quite embarrassing Ohhh ! ! Want a cookie ? I agree with this comment with exception to the battery life . I can get mine from cool to the right temp about four times before I have to recharge and can sesh for about 15 minutes each time . If u don't let it cool down and just keep refilling you could make the battery go for longer . Completely unnecessary though as stated . Get blazed off just a pinch . It's great You probably hurt Epona in some way * Slightly * ? Sure , and military forces are just following orders . ( Taken with this cute camera on that cute sidewalk located near your cute store coming to a theater near you ! You'll die , guaranteed . Already clicked this a week or so ago , not clicking it again . How could somebody hate you over karma ? Are you saying that people use ` raise SystemExit ( ) ` because they dont have to import the sys module . You * asked * for my opinion and downvoted me , and then I friendly say shut up to your useless comment . Also / r / DAE for all the weird stuff . you don't * have * to make a rage comic about everything . Aww :( don't hate yo . Just tryin to have some fun on r / trees I like the sound and feel of rain when i'm indoors , but god do I ever hate power outages And Saving Private Ryan Seems legit . Jesus Christ , Reddit ... Wow . I wrote all the things r / Trees tells you not to write when you make a post . Sarcasm . Not my real info . This is the joke . You are what " I got a guy who's an expert on rape . " do you frequently play with bull testicles ? :P i mean , you're saying its sound advice not to play with bull testys . i would think thats common sense . the Thank God ... it didn't only happen to me ... but actually mine was worse .. my dad was teaching me how to shave and my mum and my sisters were there ... recording it . Check out CaramelCorpse's tumblr This sentence . I don't even ... I'm Asian . I was wearing a black polo and khakis in an Asian supermarket doing some grocery shopping , when an Indian couple asked me to check the price of some mangoes . I just gave them the Don't eat a banana and drink sprite Atheist * and * Muslim ? It infuriates me how a few of my friends thought Catwoman was Bat Girl your right Yes , because us old ladies are just anti-fun sticks in the mud . TIL " spending more " means " tax them " . Yes , and apparently taco is takosu , which is terrifying , because tako-su is octopus salad . Came here to say this , but with more Dammit , Louisiana This is a real thing are you sure You think Reddit is hard to defend ? Try 4chan ... Looks like the other guys already been in a few At the end of that video the text quotes her and then says - - loosely translated - - " traitor of the [ afrikaans ] people " . " * * literally * * everyone else . " * * Those guys are like dayummmmmm Unfortunately , it's happening to both Firefox and chrome for me I hate when people put punctuation inside the quotation marks . Sorry , my father can't come out of his room today he has been busy starving himself to death for the past 30 years ... I tend to listen the shit out of these songs and then forget em for a while . Looking at my recently added playlist I'd say the last couple were Peacock by Katy Perry and The Boy Does Nothing by Alesha Dixon Yeah it's worth buying a game that you won't even touch once the mod you actually want the game for goes standalone I think you may have found Nyan cat's facebook page , that would explain the need for extraction . Taste the rainbow ... How have you been able to use GIMP ? I'm relatively new to this and have been using Audacity ( because I can't find many programs for Mac ) ... I hadn't even heard of github until this post its not often you see the " So you never opened up the server browser and thought " hmm I wonder what this filter button does " these eyes are still relevant : The amount of WHERE IS THE GRAPEFRUIT ? If I might ask , how the Da fuck ..... I'm happy because I'm finally in a relationship after 4.5 years of being single Booze optional Are those red caps supposed to be blood ? Was that analogy serious ? Does he know you call it " sexy times ? " At first I was like aww then I was like ಠ_ಠ simply Because clicktivism does things Anything by Nickelback He's ... fine ? Dat face though .... * " I have the milkies " * WAIT A MINUTE . Before I hit on you are you 18 ? ! His insides are made of alfredo . I can still play offline as well without needing a connection My best friends dad dated this crazy woman who refused to even let her daughters memorize their address and phone number because she thought they would give it away to strangers and get kidnapped . nazi grammar you idiot I've tried this trick once ...... only once ... I just feel like I can't get my point across without using hand motions . You're doing that just to creep me out , aren't you . Missing image . I actually made this face Your spelling and grammar is bad and you should feel bad . why ? Your idea of * * brushing * * your teeth is " taking a mouthful of water and spitting it out " Sorry , I still don't get it . It is almost 3am here , so I am a bit slow . And I am perfectly aware that I'm probably getting the You have my same body shape . I'm 33 weeks into this crap and people still don't know that I'm pregnant . People I know and love think I look pregnant , but other people look at me like this Quit it with the fucking caps and 6th grade joke style . You're fucking irritating That's actually a good ELI 5 . We have these innate human characteristics that have been exploited by cultural engineers . Deluded , simple minded , and solipsistic cultural engineers . Our best cultural engineers are usually called crazy and killed only to be found by a future culture that says " Hey ... ( s ) he had some good ideas ! " I want you dead ~ ~ I would play this soo damned ~ ~ Did I see the wave that inning ? Keep both ? ? ? I'm confused ? You could just maybe pick the one you liked best and give the other one away ? Not their fault ... Yours . This is why I hate le Olympics . They are le playground for le 1 % . I like the way that design uses USB to recharge . Mine uses an AC charger that I wish I didn't need to carry , plus a pipe for backup . Not me , but two of my friends actually believed that drinking bleach would cure HIV / aids . I gave them the biggest Can't tell wether sarcasm .... or genuine surprise . I'm pretty sure the FBI has better stuff to do with their time . Brings a camera to the gym - takes photos of guys We all know about this .. It's on Past Masters 1 Youre trolling me ... Feebas ( didnt know how to get Milotic in the olden days " Colon flavor . " never owned an apple product , probably since the lowest model , entry laptop is $ 1200 Wow , it seems a bit excessive that you can't use the internet . I'm almost 14 and I'm given free reign on the Internet . I'm not allowed to go outsidee without my parents , though . Or ride my bike . Or go jogging . Or go over to a friend's house without it being planned for more than two weeks in advance . And I'm not allowed a door in my room . The fourth one down ... Nuke it from orbit ! ( Seriously is this for real-for real ? ) Sudden twist : my dad already has a sleep apnea machine . It's coming from my mother Me perturb ó mas la juvnetud que la organizaci ón de madrizas Obsessing over her . It's called a trap spider , and that's exactly what they do ... Your names on a whole other level ... Wait , you have trouble spelling Washington ? How has nothing from soapie solar been posted yet ? Thanks for the article , I find it funny that the only ones on that list that I use are Reddit and Google + . Maybe I'm sexist . Why am I turned on by this ? Steal their cat ? Their website says they do corporate parties ... It looked more like a turd to me . Photography is in my blood . Both of my parents side has its photographers , including my paternal grandpa owning a camera store . I've dabbled in it , but I'm not sure if it's something I'd like to continue . Also , depression . Depression is in my blood Yes , internet , why thank you , that's quite enough for now . It's Harold and Kumar They don't even need oars ... If I leave the login screen open and also have a web browser with some Flash content running the login screen tends to go " Not responding " after a few minutes and needs to be killed and restarted if I actually want to log in ... It's a Flash loop after all This thread is 85 % full of Verboten sollte das werden , es sind so schon genug spiels üchtige ! One thousand nine hundred years ? Humans have existed for millions of years . how did your friend recognize your gf's nude body ? ? I haven't tried ... Oh god the boss fight thing hits so close to home . I'm in the process of playing through Deus Ex : Human Revolution , and god-fucking-damnit the " bosses " of this game is ridiculous . Sure , reward me and encourage me to build a stealthy character that doesn't kill or carry any freaking weapons , and then lock me in a room where the only choice if I want to proceed is to kill some giant " I have a million HP " guy . Yes , I went through them all and they have huge problems with them to make any sort of conclusion . And butthurt ? Yeah I'm so mad that other people can't read papers HAY . Reminds me of the days when handheld gaming didn't have an inbuilt light , and even if you used a light , you could see next to nothing Yes , lets compare democratically elected parliament and president to dictators I don't for the life of me understand your logic , you sound just like my friend : " Oh my god skyrim is so fun ! I love it ! Wait , why is that happening ? Thats a glitch ! FUCK SKYRIM ! IT'S SHIT ! " . Also why post this ? You should know that nobody on this subreddit would agree with you , why not on / r / skyirmbugs and you might even get a fix ! I just If it were only so easy to that with ones lungs That's annoying Is that a fact ? Maybe this one will actually keep the multiplayer servers online . I hope that's all from her head ... Child bearing hips What if they were plaid ? To be fair , my aunt was the one who tried to keep us away from each other . My mother tells this story at parties i suggest you shut up Those pesky Asians holy shit . thanks for the tip That's not even a sentence . I saw this YESTERDAY Looked at the image , glanced over the post , and it was 911 comments ... * glares at you guys * No . Wonder how this tea tastes Stay classy facebook . Red text over black and an image . holyshit . 3-4 table spoons Kuwait here ... It's currently 8p m and its still almost 115F . It might get down to 108F around 2am , I envy you . Ugh ! That would kill me . I would hate that fish Impact + drowning ? GREAT way to go ! Said what I was going to say . Anyone who thinks girls have it easier online really needs to walk a day in another's shoes . Yeah , maybe you could get some free games if you milk it for all it's worth ( GameCrush.com exists ... look it up We all know where you * really * wanted that oil applied I don't OP makes first post on reddit , and then is immediately driven away from reddit forever by comments calling OP a whore because of poor nail fashion . Huh . I actually have no idea if any of mine are underwire . Try telling him / her next time , not us And to top it off , he's also a skateboarder * AND * a * medical student * . More like a dumbass if you ask me I think he would fit perfectly in a proper deadpool film . They literally made the merc without a mouth last time . That's not even Mexico city , it's probably a part of the " misery rings " , the poor neighborhoods around it , a phenomenon that happens even in the greatest cities in the world . Mexico city is beautiful and looks pretty much like New York on steroids . Get your facts right reddit . In before idiots forward this to each other and claim its a UFO and then Snopes has to tell them they're dumbasses . Very good ! Sunshine . Amazing sci-fI film . Up until the end when seemingly out of nowhere you have a psychotic killer slashing everyone . Kill it before it lays eggs I agree Since he was 6 ? It's a " novelty account lol . " It's so meta and hipster and funny . Yes , yes it did . :) ( old man voice ) BUT BACK IN MY DAY KIDDIES ... Good lord I'm only 18 ... Levante mi mano pero pues no creo que pueden mirar PSH , That's ok ... I don't sleep The ' My name is Brian and this happened to me recently Yeah ! Her awful boyfriend gets put in jail and she gets to go to the hospital . " went all the way to MARS " .... Not once .. not twice but several times ... Friend at work got 45 .... That's when I stopped and got back to work Sigh . Just another example of female athletes not being taken seriously ... Nuke the sun ----> More sun Sausage fest in the showers ? TIL all of Reddit thinks the same exact way . This . My diabetic grandfather lived to be 83 and died of coronary heart disease . He always thought it would be the diabetes , so he made sure we were eating healthy and exercising so we wouldn't get it as well . Heart disease is the real killer and I still miss him today . Luckily , I take adderall so my heart will always be in great shape . That is not a pot pie Yeah . You are . Are you wearing pants ? This image is forever in my head now .... Anal ... hair ? Source : Youtube . Uhm , is the Ron part legit ? I remember Harry's being in the books and Hermione's being revealed by JKR , but has she ever revealed Ron's ? Looks like fanon , to me . There have been several instances in the HP wikia where fanon made its way among canon , and I'm always I dig the short hair , it adds a sultry appeal.As you're hair grows back you can be versatile with it and sexy but you would be sexy bald . Don't give me any ideas No , it makes the world larger . Have you read the books ? Pedo bear B ... but that's a unitasker ! GASP ! Cut your hair ... I was sitting on my bathroom floor , naked and drunk , staring at my testicles in a daze , after puking my guts out , when I noticed that they do indeed look like they're churning slowly in their sack Oh wow I feel stupid i would be afraid of the black guys getting mad you can check out consoles ? ! someone told me you have to bring your own ? that's AWESOME ! ( and the MSC was renovated , it's not new Don't wish injury on someone , man . " And over here we have a lovely view of the poverty stricken slums , a truly great vista for those who really must see the beauty that is social inequality every morning they wake up . " .. Actual footage of Andy Carroll scoring . Just saw it . * I want it . * It looks exactally the same I usually find out an item is OOP by going to buy something that was originally $ 20 MSRP and finding out it's $ 45 or more . The eyes . They stare Straight into your soul ... I started wearing all black , and going to stupid " teen nights " at random places , and pretending to like all this screamo music .... Middle school The proud , the few , the marines . The Vice writer also states in another article that " * There ’ s something powerful in surrendering your life and your will to the limitless possibilities of an almighty creator without any hint of reservation . I even think there ’ s something worthy about it * . * * I think of the Aztecs ripping the heart out of a prisoner to make sure the sun would rise . It might be primitive , but it ’ s also noble * * . " What you said is not what he said ... i had to re-read this like four times . " It was the perfect reach-around . " Looks high maintenance . Mwahaha yes I'm secretly stalking you and keeping track of your usernames ... I'm actually more interested in the " fun " autoimmune diseases that are relatively rare , as I have an undiagnosed autoimmune disorder : U it's still a mouthful ... My illness was initiated by Stevens Johnson's Syndrome , supposedly , and I've had immune issues since the initial illness ... I think it's cool now but at first I couldn't talk about it without crying ... I've heard the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying .... maybe not in this case . Did you just call Bruce Lee gay ? My dad did that constantly to my hands as a kid so I have a HUGE tolerance to it . Practice and eventually you'll be immune . What I wanna know is , what context was this taken in ? I like that . Did you read my user name at all ? Dat shark I feel this must be used . " Okay , what the hell is that , is it some fucked up mouth or something ? " " OMG I have those same papers a friend of my girlfriend brought one to me and her from Spain . That and a enrollador ( idk how to say in English a device for making cigarettes including the filters ) hmmm it was nice even tough I still prefer to roll them myself that thing delivers very skinny cigarettes Fail so much fail This is why I hate English . His friend is dying , and he doesn't call for medivacs . Bladder infection Pretty sure this is a bad idea . Asians make our products , I wonder who makes theirs ? yup , i hate that they don't even seem to care about earning an honest living . they don't care if you don't want to get in their cars . i mean dude , you could probably make more money driving people around bukit bintang in an hour than just wasting your time waiting . That scared my brain away ... My advice : Increase alcohol consumption ... No no no ! You are the bot ! I'm sure of it ! What ? ! School in August ? That's a bit early * Looks at username * And then there's that .... Skimmed to 2:59 This girl is from Sweden . She was part of an reality show on TV . BTW she is 16 on these photos . I can never tell . Quotes on the internet ... This can't be real . i'm not sure you'd want to shove a free handout up your pleasure hovel . Thinking with ... Loops ? Yes because a guy who dumped her is going to make her all sad and drunk because he left her for another girl ... but they're not spiders . Female masturbation can still be messy Or being forced out of things because of cramps I do live in north Carolina . i'm still alive Says the Guy laughing at his own joke . ... I knew this day would come Custody of gay friend . I did this yesterday ! When I got to the top my cat was No ones arguing dude ... I think you know what he meant Perhaps they did this just to see if you would post about this peculiarity on r / askreddit ? DAT FPS Death by dildo .... As someone with lower blood pressure , I especially hate this . Why jack it up to 200 mmhg when I can tell you the highest it's going to be is 120 . Well that means that he might just win I'll switch with you , you can have Hoity Toity's sandwich , I don't want it . How do * you * know ? But do you have a source ? ! No problem ... Now about that username Are you for real ? I find this difficult to masturbate to " Put a shoe on your head for 5 seconds and I will donate $ 50 " OP is niggerfaggot jewball I think it was because I had no intentions of having a relationship with her . I just simply didn't care what she though of me , and I guess she liked that . But if I'm trying to flirt , Whenever someone tells me to have a nice day I respond with " Don't tell me what to do " So what you're saying is you rape cats ? Have a seat ... The computer , front door of the office , - Watching this sweet movie as a kid > brother walks in during the really gay scene where that girl is singing . All the rides have the default names I don't get ... Also : no matter how strongly you feel about this , as someone who advocates logic and reason , I feel like I must inform you this is an ad hominem attack . Attacking religion as a whole does not in any way take away from the quality of the advice itself Great job ! But ... I busted out laughing . Then got headbutted - activates eyebrows and pupils simultaneously - Don't forget the women and young people ! First thing I thought was that his dick was sharp and he tries to have sex with keyholes But ... But .. He's a young boy I was going to comment the same thing if someone hadn't already . I'm just disappointed to find the comment 3/4 of the way down the page . Come on , redditors You seem to know an awful lot about sharp things and genitals . Relevant username ? annnd that's how you run them off ... good job You magnificently sick fuck Now that ’ s just stupid and racist . Yes , there are parts of China where dogs and cats are routinely eaten , but they will know the difference between a pet and supper . If there is grass on the field , play ball ..... Why is Scrappy-Doo there It's ok asshole ... See what I did thar ? Huh , you see it ! Tell that to Thomas Riker . yessss ... tickle that pussy ... What the hell do cowbells have to do with anything ? Not sure if real or a joke because of pic of Bobby Moynihan . Is that made of a legit shoe ? No one chose Targaryen ? ! I'm 37 weeks today , and in my seemingly unbalanced brain , if I don't pack , she can't come . Whoever scored that username did a bang up job with the profile . Pretty funny and on point . Actually , better than a lot of the profiles I see on the site . We live in strange times I swear the last time I saw the phrase " constitutional sovereignty " it was in reference to the civil war . Joke ? ' planed out ' ? There is nothing funny about myspace I think I'm grossed out . I don't know . I'm confused . Wait ... maybe not . The content owner has not made this video available on mobile Nice try , Internet creeper On the carpet . I never wanted it to make frontpage , sheesh . Also I was playing on I herd u liek mudkipz ... I suppose people don't get it when there isn't one blatantly posted in the album . And I speak perfect english , thank you . One more thing , I do know some people don't like pixel art , you don't have to rub it in my face . That's the beauty of it next line " she's one of the guys " ..... Yup , I'm a 12 - year old girl , yet for a multitude of reasons I won't be providing any ' proof ' TIL that in my state , a middle-schooler can legally fuck an adult . Windows XP ... saw a guy sitting in a parked truck with tinted windows as I left too .... No . Seems like being Asian would work too .. We .. have that already . It's called the plasma pistol . If its " Mists of Pandoria " it's definitely phishing ... Not sure if leela became hotter than before or just i deseparatly a gf Op isn't delivering What the fuck OP ..... Seconded , motion carries .... ಠ_ಠ simply " Clever poster for the deep throating film Looper " I know , every time my wife eats that shit I am like The second one above ..... So this isnt from him sleep peeing then ? he was just being a fucking gross idiot ? the fuck kinda people do you live with man Who fucked a 2 liter * what ? * " Quality you can taste ... " Seeing the mess he made , what a dick , indeed . My name is on mars right now ? This deserves more up votes . Black Salmon Teriyaki ..... That's 3-4 minutes from where I live ... Dildo Saggins the Throbbit . Says the vaginal_commander . As someone with musophobia ( totally real , look it up ) ... I nearly threw my laptop . I was all " wow delicious and entrepreneurial ! " but then A scummy losers .... Redditor for 1 hour " Do you see that thing that fell out of me ? " " Pick it up and just stick it back into me . " They're doin ' it wrong . My cousin does this . When ever I spent the night , without fail he would get up , slowly walk into the living room and piss into their cats litter box . The cat didn't care for it much . What is it with these fucked up pet posts ? Nobody wants to see your ugly , broken cat Downtown poco ? Blue Grilled Cheese Well , to be fair ... They WERE a bit distracting . 2am , laying in bed and now instantly itchy everywhere this will forever haunt my dreams it doesn't even have tree in the title . Ah well , it happens bro . Last time I showed a picture they barely looked at it and gave me straight hair instead of curls . What the fuck . I just don't understand the " squeezing " part . He like , stops his cum .. from cumming How is that puffery ? Any reasonable person would not take " better ingredients , better pizza " as anything other than a claim to quality . Waiting for kimmundo to do this What ? Why would you pick Irelia knowing you're going to face Jax ? because Irelia can beat jax That sir / ma'am , is an amphipod . Also I don't know how that amphipod would have made it through several water treatment stages , including coarse and fine filters that are in place to remove microorganisms ! Pretty sure it was Dave Grohl that said that . And did you just criticise Butch Vig ? Did anyone else This one time , I was playing CS , and I was molested . Your dream is to live in birmingham ? Just dont click on them . Minimum order : 50 ties . Perhaps you should read the contract " Biggest nerd " I feel ya bro . I literally just finished installing new wheels , brake levers , shifters , brakes , and entire drivetrain the other day . It's like a whole new bike . And now it's raining non-stop for the next 3 days here in Michigan . Screw you mother nature . You don't need mods for Telekinesis , it's actually in the game I now have CptnCanuck tagged as a liar . Who would do that ? Lie to a bunch of people on the internet like that . My face when I don't give a fuck and this leads me to believe I am not anxious The parents were laughing ... These pica are from 2009 They are pouring gas .... Part of the formula is to tag it NSFW Oh god the teal one . Maybe they belonged to his sister ... I don't know what kind of comment I'd expect from PartyInYourMouth . * There are only two Syndicate games * what did I just read No , I had bring my own . Because motion trackers rely on sound . " warm " Tries to show off graphical capabilities of a gaming PC ; Uses DX9 game . See you tomorrow . That looks Lego men A 90 ' s party ? It was before classic Deep last words shared by many a redneck Use Wildfire We've had our name picked for 19 weeks .... It is what I have been calling her , what the letters on her wall spell and it is her name . My SO heard one he thinks he likes better yesterday and wants to change it . This makes a whole lot more sense than what OP wrote . And to OP --> DAFUQ DID I JUST READ ! ? ? " Have a beef " what were you originally searching for ? * She * * Why are his fingernails polished ? It's nothing like humor Did ... Did you use bing ... ? Unless I get hit my a comet ... I'm sorry that the pronunciation where I am from offends you so much . Down boy . What does that do ? omg really people First off , that is just awful ! Normal people do not do that and you should be ashamed of yourself Wat ? its China Wow , you're definitely the first person to point that out . Not so sure about this one He's not Franklin My organs move ? I'm pregnant and I didn't know this ! That's horrifying ! Whose brilliant idea was it to knock me up daisy chained power strips ? ? ? = 12:10 , rolling stop Seriously . Everything else in the world is so easy to find but they have these Olympic videos on LOCK . Cant access shit . youre just reposting your own post now rabid ? So if legos are harder to split than atoms .... what sort of witchcraft does that thing have in it ? Have you ever tried to shave your own asshole ? It's quite difficult How do I know this wasn't taken last week with instagram But that's the thing , if you zombify a village to harvest emeralds , where are you going to use them ? ! On the villagers ? No ! Cause you killed them all ... What the fuck did you DO ? I would've said it looks like a jolly rancher , but I don't know how well that would've gone over - this IS reddit after all . Der Staat wird damit selber zum illegalen Dealer Looks 3D I see what you did there . I doubt anyone here will pick it up . Up vote . What did you wipe on the screen with your hand ? I almost believed it until the wu tang and fried chicken jibe ... My brother sleepwalked and peed on a tv . Luckily , it was already broken . you would die ... God dude have you ever seen anything worse than this ? You evil son of a bitch . I saw a couple of other comments say it cant be done . Much What the actual fuck ? ? I'm a native louisiana boy myself and I can't help but think what the fuck ! ! It's got Mexican on top of the label ! ! ! ! ಠ_ಠ Once , and , Just * ONCE * I gave a level 3 all suits of armor up to rune . He was really happy . We are friends now , and he now has bandos . I'm still stuck at dragon OK but why is it a sports video Conditioner as lube . I'm not even mad that's amazing . Hooters came up in conversation once when I was around guys . I told the guys that I want to make a restaurant called " Cocky " and have chiseled men serve nummy cocktails and decadent desserts and * maybe * have a choreographed dance every hour on the hour . And you know what they said ? " That would be stupid , because only like ... women would go there , no guy would feel comfortable there " Yes , it has given plenty of good laughs . Oh god , not sure what happened to the thumbnail . Shield you eyes children Would have given up vote if it said Neighborino . She looks like Nic Cage . TIL OP is faggot Finally figured out how to do this and can't stop but This same thing happened to me but with 2 fat women they were getting out if the river and onto a rock and they whipped off their tips and bottoms and started ferociously making out ... They were drunk I think ... A white peaceful neighbourhood ? Fuck this guy this is horrible " people that live paycheck to paycheck need to learn how to budget . " May our paths never cross Black protein shake ... How do you measure life in inches ? Yea , because this only happens to Islam . Wow asshole much ? An appropriate response would have been " I'm an atheist " . Oh and you got it worse than a Jew because a lady asked you what church you go to ? I had people make fun of me because I'm Hispanic and can't speak Spanish so I must have it worse than kids in Africa . Came for the tip , stayed for the comments . Keeping r / StonerProTips classy scumbags . TOY ... PEDO ... As a male college student ... wear something other than sweatpants I knew a girl who got pregnant at 13 , kept it and had her parents raise it . Then at 17 she had another because she was ' ready ' . Then she moved out and left both . Now her parents have another baby to raise .... The cactus is not real . I'm on iReddit too I went through entirely too many of those posts to fall asleep tonight ... Too handsome " attach ALL your devices " -> 2 devices you have a picture of one of my friends in your album I'm 19 and I recently found out " wow " and " whoa " have different spellings . I thought they were both spelled " wow . " When I was in elementary my teacher taught us they had the same spelling just pronounced differently . There's so many nicer ways to say this The 15 year old girl called you ' kid ' at the end of that . and you think that there are no changes in that timespan ? I am too Pretty fucking stupid Is this what swag is becoming ? Yes ! ! My grandma came into town recently , she's 68 , I was leading her to my house from her hotel , she got lost 4 times . Following me . Because she would drive at 20 MPH in a 35 zone . There is a penis sticking out of that pile of rubble ... but whose ? It's still moving My son actually got permission to wear this shirt to school by his principal . You took a picture of your screen . According to Ari Emanuel , if you pirate you are no better than some one looking at child pornography ... you did too Yeah I keep trying but the misses will have none of it Oh I see where Gary Johnson comes in here ! Elusive ... Well the problem with amping up the profanity on the male side is that you're implying that a vagina is worse than just a normal penis which just makes things worse . Oh Venus , you were the first crush I ever had during my budding prepubescent years . Although many Christians don't understand that the old testament and new testament are 2 completely different religions . Yep it's already froze and crashed 3 times this morning " 100 % committed " What in the hell did that say ? I'm starting to wonder if I should stop wearing sundresses at the high school I work at Bot courtesy of SRS , Btw . Possibly the worst slave Leia cosplay ever . Gorgeous ride pal / r / rule 34lol ಠ_ಠ NSFW * steeples fingers * Maybe you should tell us about yourself . TIL stealing is acceptable in some Redditors ' eyes Black chicken . Fox is already covering for this . The fox nation has ran at least one story saying Clinton showing up at the dnc convention is a weakness and that Bush not doing theirs is because Romney is strong enough not to need him . * Welcome * ? How did * you * get on the FBI watch list ? wow ... this is ... i ... really ? There's that and the fact that although OP squats he has a decent camera , internet access and a want for Reddit Karma ... Oh you have to be fucking kidding me Highly multi-threaded code ≠ multi-threaded processor . Multithreaded code can fit in smaller space and can process many things synchronously , meaning it can swap between those 130 threads ( time division , etc ) . Besides , that CPU is based on 1997 tech so you really think they'd have 130 cores back then Well , why do females have breasts ... I only know one other person that knows what indie music is That was .... Unexpected What if it , oh , stopped working ? For me it's bigoted intolerance If this happens , you're doing it wrong . You're not supposed to " cheese grater " it .... Who gives head with the front of their teeth anyways , with or without braces ? Hope you make the right decision ! She's a gymnast , not a swimmer ... Sorry , I forgot the / s ... my bad Stop using my name for your tomfoolery I really enjoyed the sea slug and cave goblin quests in terms of story and such ( WGS is a given ) and I REALLY like the fire makers curse : the way the puzzles work along with the environment it was set in was AWESOME . Least favourite quests are definitely the elven quests which are required for too many other quests :( underground pass , regicide , mep 2 I'm looking at you I'm also from the UK ... Nice try Microsoft Really ? 12 seconds ago ? That thought is yours isn't it ? Thats not cool man ... She's 25 , look at her username or previous posts . CP is a very serious crime and not something you should be making jokes about too many other memes in your hands Nice try Google and Apple Well naked babies isn't really considered nudity , right ? nothing to do here ... So you're one of them ... Don't tell people if you're a girl . You'll probably get creepy pms . The first line of the translation under the title of the article is " I've hit it " I had to walk home from my friend's house at like 4 in the morning . The walk is like 6 blocks . It was quiet . Too quiet . I walked home with my knife drawn and my flashlight out . Fucking every little thing I saw was Slenderman in my mind . Legit , scariest myth ( maybe Nice try Mozilla Nice try , Karma Whore Dude ! Rainbow ... Nice try , Karma Whore Copy / paste ? Not quite how I would describe the video . You've posted this comment twice and both times you spelled " white " wrong . I live in the Midwest , too , and people say this all the damn time . Especially my mother . We were forced to watch movies . I will never forget the look on the little boys face after his dad told him his penis size was normal . Also , we put condoms on a banana . Then got talked to by an ex-hooker . And looked at pictures of STD's . Yay middle school ! TL ;D R : > Chuck eggs , fuck sausage , marry bacon Nice try , Hipster Team TomSka F . U . C . K this S . H . I . T Dude , you've used " pedantic " about 5 times in the last half-scroll-wheel worth of the comments page on my screen . Did you just learn it's meaning or something ? Yeah Odessa Kicked me out of their burger king Because no one ever hears your stories , Apostolate . You didn't answer the question . Nice try , / r / karmaconspiracy moderator Nice try , / r / karmaconspiracy ambassador Seems a bit attention mongering to me , but that's just my opinion . A guy that looks like you should know he is hot . Leave the bitching to use that are really ugly . So what ? It's okay if * we conservatives * do it . Stop whinning like a bunch of stupid liberals ... Paul Ryan deserved that Social Security anyways . His father died . None of * your * fathers died . And on top of that , he got good grades in high school just like many others . What's wrong with a little government aid to further his potential in progressing the country ? " Oh Facebook ... " - In reality its a fake iPhone message I've seen this before ... I waited all day for TSM vs SGS and now I find out that they're playing tomorrow . Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water ? Because you touch yourself at night Nice try , * * K * * arma * * W * * hore I like the remixes " with more English " . The only Spanish words are one , two , three and four anyway nICE tRY , kARMA wHORE Notice the guy fapping in the background and another dude just sitting back watching him FAMILY VALUES ? " But you don't have an accent ! " ... I drive a standard transmission , and one of my friends was in the passenger seat . As I was shifting gears , he started telling me I was driving my own car wrong . Except that new fiat commercial .... They drove from Italy to America . The tv wouldn't lie to me I think I saw this on the front page yesterday it looks like omg I see readability plugin on mobile safari . Please share You have defaced a beautiful device What's seen cannot be unseen . You give a hooker enough money and she'll do anything . Maybe it's only hot dudes who get bottled ? Oh my gosh you poor Americans having to pay a full $ 3.67 a gallon ; that's horrible ! She did all that for a McRib ? How romantic I'm so sorry ... I've been in SV for two years and desperately trying to leave . Before summer break , the middle school's sign said " Thanks teachers your the best " . I'm at some guys house in Markarth You think it was accidentally subtle ? Or when you're angry and people tell you to calm down . That will only make me angrier . Was about to say hot abs but ... ummm that's not you lol TheCuntDestroyer , given your username , you could've picked a much more inappropriate comment to Or rape her . A h61 with ivy bridge Well I'm not too picky with food . And I always told my parents I couldn't smell or distinguish smells and they never believed me , until one day when I was 15 my mom decided to believe me and took me to the doctor , he laughed in my face Same here . Can't wait for 1.3 . 2 when I can mine again I live in Williamsport too , and my dog swims in that river occasionally Why have I already seen the majority of these ? . . . This and the Chik-fil-a thing , make me wonder what Hobby Lobby does with its money . That is adorable and way better than when I first read " making his kitty play house " . Your boyfriend forcing a cat to play house seemed a little cruel at first " Quit soccer and build me a Honda " - THIS WOMAN IS THE DEVIL . In dem Moment wo der Staat die cd kauft von der Schweiz .... And in case anything That movie was so terrible . How could it scare you ? It's like Insidious being scary . How did you immediately think of that ? My mother calls my little brother's penis his " little fire hose " . At first I didn't get it then On Saturn . * On * . * Saturn * . A gas giant . But when someone makes a 9/11 joke , America goes ape shit . Because THIS is what I needed to look at right before I went to bed . ಠ_ಠ can't put one on this subreddit Plot twist : Yes Thanks cunt . Now I have that in my head ..... Wait .... Two days ago at Olive Garden " Oh look ! A cute brown baby ! " This can be really sexual . Yeh , lost my bong piece so i just slam a joint in the end ... Gives the bong an unusual odour tho Lifeguard's worst nightmare She's gonna be a fat vampire " congratulation sir ! ! you are now a tiger " " sir " meanwhile at curse : 2million dollar mansion It was in 10th grade about 4 years ago . The health teacher told everyone to write a question anonymously and put it in a hat . The teacher would read it out loud , and someone ( most likely a guy from the handwriting ) asked " If the guy ejaculates twice inside her , will the baby be twice as healthy ? " * * What does ITT mean ? I know it's not the Techinal Institute of Technology . Didn't notice the ovens at first . Did you seriously just Nickroll us all ? surely thinkprogress will give us an unbiased opinion A lot . Seems legit Great , now us Indian guys in the US , have to compete with Indian guys in India . Globalization rears its ugly head yet again Only people who have never had to market a damn book and keep track of a cover designer , editor , and formatter would say self publishing is lazy He's also driving in the middle of the lane for good measure I'm imagining having appletini spill all over me That awkward moment when your brother in law and you are subscribed to the same subreddit Misleading title is hilariously the sad truth . Yep . Conservatives sure do live those working shows like roseanne , not dumb paranoid bull like ' the wire ' . I remarked I needed a crush washer and a round tuit to change my oil once , and my aunt asked me what a crush washer was ... build a raft Milwaukees best Sucked . Lasted 4 seconds and she pulled away and ran because " her friends's mom was there . " Yeah i noticed after i looked at my posts again lol . :P it's just one of those times where you're just ... He didn't even put the source in the comments though , someone did it for him . So you bought an underage kid a pack of cigarettes ? Came here to say this . Norton and Mcafee . Han solo an underachiever ? The walking Dea .... oh wait don't talk about fight club Yesterday's night was basically spent watching The Dark Knight Rises with buddies and then getting the Call Me Maybe song stuck in our heads for hours . This is uncanny This looks beyond shopped ... you rent your porn ? Oh god this song . When it came out , black girls at my school went apeshit for it and sang it all the time . You sure they didn't want to eat you ? Scattershot . How's life under the rock ? Oh , you're studying _________ ? What are you going to do with that ? Ask a Canadian that's had to listen to their asinine drivel being shoved down our ear holes . Now I know why all the old east Indians in my neighborhood are always blowing snot out of their nose onto the sidewalk ... Fear of exactly this . Nice miming George why am i a disgusting slime ... that is the first rule of fight club Too many of my friends think Night Mode is Pornhub . That's a pretty huge spoiler right there , at least while I'm at the eighth episode of LoK Way to go , * Ryan * . " Thanks for the pancreatitis , man ! " [ ANAL ] M16andPregnant0 Why would Egyptians design ammo for an Israeli weapon ? It was shameful wasn't it ? You know what I hated most ? " Oooh everyone look ! Giant screens with cleaned up / special fx'd Freddie Mercury ! He looks and sounds incredible ! Sing with him for a short while ! Aaaaaaaand Jessie J everybody ! " You should not speak of things you don't understand . So .... Anyway of doing this without joining the military ? Marry an army girl ? Sorry man . Times be tough What ? You might want to use it You watch regular show , skateboard and saw " The Big Lebowski " 9gag ? For real ? ! You need three male and three female ? I understand the others , but beyond that it's OCD . Mother of Pokemon Oh yeah ? What color do you play ? 21 : Boob grab / Choke ? Whats going on here > Rough love to neighborhood kids . how do you make the It helps to look at the phone when you are taking pictures . [ ] ( / aintthatsomeshit ) [ ] ( / ilovethebeefytaco ) And page breaks .. What the fuck QEDomelets Dude . seen it once before , had the same reaction twice I read that as nutsack the first time what part of Florida do you live in mate ? The one reason ? That's what I usually say too . Then they give me the " Mexico Land " Dat title This is an iPod and that is actually the Talkatone app without any mods to the icon itself . Well , I'll never look at hunters the same way again Did you just go to top all time posts and copy paste ? I work with a lot of Pitbulls and other " muscular " dogs . Out of maybe two or three hundreds of them this year , only one of them , a gorgeous brown and white Pitbull Terrier , waggled its tail so hard that it hit the bars and covered its cage in blood . I came into work that morning and pretty much m4a1 holo sd .... Thats from full metal jacket Just tried every possible load order permutation of those four , nothing works . The Complete Crafting Overhaul / Smithing Perks Overhaul / Weapons and Armour Fixes trio has also found a way to conflict with Deadly Spell Impacts , which is a texture replacer and can't possibly conflict with a crafting overhaul . This is getting ridiculous CHINESE BROCCORI I've met people who thought that Canada was actually part the U . S . and that Obama was our president Wait , what gender are you ? because I know it's funny ... I deem this pointless because if you caught them all wouldn't you already have a blastoise ? Can't stand that fugly girl ! I like turtles . not sure if satire or generally thinks this way . The link on therapy dogs is just what I spent an hour on chrome looking for browsing pornhub on an ipod ? Yes ? And 50 % is almost 100 % ! And 100 % is almost ONE MILLION HAHAHA , man that never gets old Why didn't they just ask the dark one ? You , my friend are awesome , and you Because 80 % is equal to 50 % is equal to 0.01 % ! > And half of you are recommending the same old classic Black Metal bands . 100 degrees ? I visited my cousins one summer and all * * 5 * * of their laptops are like this . How da eff did you leave reddit .. ? Just because I live in a state that flip flops on just about everything doesn't mean I agree with it . ಠ_ಠ simply Made an inside joke with captain america ... I can just imagine us two sniggering over some stupid inside joke and everyone else looking at us like The exact same thing was posted 13 hours ago . I fucking loved my Skyline - - until the TSA stole it out of my * checked * baggage . I have the scavenger mod , and my friend has a support gunner . I played with my other friends and all of them were hunters with scavenger mod and nothing happened . either his mmr is really good .... or yours is really bad For having that as a ringtone , you deserve worse . There's something mildly disturbing about your sister thinking to " NSFW " the video of girls reacting to her brother . Oh , Way to edit to make me sound like a dick I want to have enough money to eat Yes , nobody at all fucks with the US military ... " 9gag meme drink " no . Text is sfw . I apologize if I offended you , but I have a feeling that this is a troll ... Where did you mean to pst it ? But that medal's all scratched up . Don't know if speaking german or reproducing meme . It's funny because " vegetables " won't get to play basketball underwater whilst canoodling a platypus . Fuck-wit . then someone should move the elevator closer to the sign . You had air conditioning while deployed ? Dude I made them with nutella and PB . So good . Then so high .... THIS . Last year I lived in a dorm with 40 girls and at least a few of them did this . I can't count how many people left piss all over the seat , not even just a couple drops , literally all over . And flinging water as forcibly at their faces as they possibly can when washing up , leaving water all over the floor , and giant wads of hair in the public showers ... I swear once I went in and there were pubes on the walls . I think you missed a joke somewhere in that picture . Everything in Twilight . For one thing , Edward can't get an erection . His blood isn't pumping through his body anymore . Looks like someone failed sex ed in high school Top-right is the most frequently clicked place on the screen . Other notable things in the top-right include : Close Window and Google . Think about it ... That first story Not sure what ' fish ' means here Most dogs love to run . Are you kidding me ? There was a post to come over here and now we are going back ... Cool tattoo bro ! But , Neil Degrasse Tyson says that you should remove the last one . Also , the moon is not a planet ... I'll see myself out ... The internet has ruined me I thought wearing glasses implied they were worn for the eyes . Not Excel . #76 , titled Tiny Hippo is NOT a hippo . It's a hairless guinea pig . AKA a skinny pig . Here comes the strange imagery involving giraffes ... I knew we were doomed when Spore announced the " creepy and cute pack " I live is a pretty shitty neighborhood , it's like my primal instincts are always ready , so I'm never depressed about life ..... Except of course for living in a shitty neighborhood . Had a baby . Of course , but she refuses to wait in the waiting room That one ... It still didn't rustle my jimmies as much as the guy who * * * ponyfied a second world war artifact . * * * Still , all those pictures were pretty A lot of people using DGAF to justify YOLO behavior I've a had a post-apocalyptic movies marathon , damn . My district requires a ' If this , than that ' format . The kids explain the reason in following sentences . We also require writing in 3rd person . I want to have money My cat and dog do the same thing . The puppy tries to give her paw and the kitty is looking at her with the Your title . Two Bush references ? Really ? The only insult I can think of is " Ty bobie . " and it's pretty lame . Never again Cheats enabled on " First proper survival in AGES " . I must have missed the 1700s calendar and the bank robbery scene in that ... You went inside the fair lady EDIT : ಠಠಠ The Dark Knight Rises ... Pretty much the entire movie . Have been doing this , still overheats ... David says to Shaw that there are more ships and he knows how to operate them , how come there are no Engineers left in them ? It just happens to be in the 1st ship , others are all empty . Oh ok . It was Raichu's evolved form at my school . My fucking classmates . Just rss reddit.com/ What about the mace No Alien Blue . What ? I'm just trying to convey that he's capable enough of an actor to play a convincing Tyler Durden-like role , not comparing themes between The Believer and Fight Club . A website from the BBC not available for viewing in Britain From New York this is how I feel when I leave NY and see " New York style Pizza " I thought this was going to be a terrible rape joke or something NO ! rape is forced . A couple of my Japanese friends were convinced that , since they are pretty boys , they shouldn't go to America . " Because they'd get raped by black men . " When I was in France , the grocery store's ethnic food aisle had an American section which featured Hershey's syrup . I was like It bothered me more they didn't even try to hide the species of the live snakes they used . I was completely unafraid of everything and confused as fuck as to why people were running screaming from garter snakes , corn snakes , and king snakes . Was it really necessary for some of the people there to fucking scream . . . This happens to me all the time . Especially when I play CoD with all my girlfriends What did i just read . Spam . Did you see this on a beta thread on 4chan this morning ? Also in the episode that we find out about Leela's origin the machine prints out the results using a dot matrix printer , and Fry even gives the professor a look , like this one The dog is mooning us . I dont trust your name I can totally tell , your capitalization in the last post is amazing ! ! ! I want enough eat to money Apple's predictive text As a Mavericks fan , I want to eat Went out to eat with my rather obese cousin who's getting married in a few months , and a lovely conversation was had . In the middle of a sentence , her sister says " What are you doing ? " with a tone of disgust . I look over and she's putting salt on already salted fries and dipping them in mayo like it was ketchup . Oh you guys 2 glasses of ice water and 1 person sitting . I really wanted a sticky jumper , and some guy had one and a rocket jumper for sale . He wanted a strange scattergun for them . They're worth one reclaimed . No deal . MFW I watch this , Judging someone without meeting them or knowing anything about them is a pretty douche move . Is this guy going to get posted every year . So many girls with kids Lol fucking nutjob Not exactly the same , but i live in France and i have a slighty ( very ) gullible friend who believes , with 100 % conviction , in every single stereotype ever . One the most hilarious moments was when she believed all English men lived in mansions and owned countryside cottages . Well I understood all those words , thanks for that ... kept waiting for ಠ_ಠ , but ಠ_ಠ never happened . instead , i listened to That doesn't look like a recycling bin ... " At least 10 centimeters shorter .... " Please say it was a female doc ... Not me exactly but when people find out my family is from West Virginia they generally ask which of my cousins I'm dating As someone from Ontario When I would ask " why " and their response was " because I said so . " I am in the same boat . Can someone please explain instead of making a I hate you so fucking much . You know " read at your own risk " is identical to a big red button . I'm done ; goodnight , I hope you're happy . " God works in mysterious ways . " I think the What sort of place do you work where that distinction would be meaningful ? I bet OP is all like : Couldn't even wait a week to repost it Why do I always sound mad when I write things You deleted your comment you said 25 million for a crock isn't bad business this is the lowest thing I've seen on reddit btw As someone else who has been to Thailand , many would be shocked by how many other things a vagina can do .... For some reason I read their username , and then your comment . TIL Anonymous is an STD .... and apparently condoms are too . All my cats have done is trained my husband to give them table scraps and catnip . No problem , glad you're enjoying the game . I like to rewatch the games to view the opinions of the other announcers . Gives me a different perspective on how the plays are made . Thankfully , our announcers aren't as biased as some other announcers out there . * ESPN , I'm looking at you It has only been 3 weeks since the release ? ! I thought the movie came out 3 months ago ... The Internet really ruined my sense of time Man . I've never seen this one . Definitely not 20 times [ ] ( / blakeboston ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Does not surprise me in the slightest you just gave at least one punk a good idea I , too , would prefer my boyfriend not treat me like his daughter , because if he's treating me like his daughter ... Oh my God I know . The city closed the tunnels down two weekends ago which sent us on a merry chase through the city to find our way back on to 365 . Took us * four * hours to get home and what is usually a hour and a half trip from Johnstown , PA to Moon . I have seen and tasted this witchcraft , and it infuriates me that LA ( where I now live ) seems to refuse to do this . TIS DELICIOUS . One kill away from nuke , gets a little too close with AC - 130 . I doubt a simple hidden partition would keep the FBI from finding out about anything like that Yeah , how'd that conditioner taste , baby ? Now I'm hungry All that work and planning for Bud Light and Bud Light Lime only . No it's called manners ... As if gangs should be glorified Sure ...... American here , I haven't either . Contrary to popular beliefs the coasts ( northeast and west coast ) of America are very educated and civil . We don't like to talk about the middle of the country I have you down as * Sister Fapper * . Putting a player sleeping normally below Apparently this guy once said Steven Gerrard should be utilised as a right back in his punditry days . I can't believe people still play this piece of shit You put the punch line in the title . Honour too . My ex and I were on a break because I was starting to realize that I didn't love him anymore . So one day he pocket dialed me while he's masturbating ... I believe he spotted some iron across the way and was on his way to mine that I have woken up many times remembering a dream where I was just scrolling through reddit and seeing many interesting posts , but being unable to click them , because I didn't have any arms ... Seriously , what HAVE they done besides show up to pride events ? You have some weird fetish . And I thought the guy I replied to earlier was weird . All hair breaks more when brushed / combed wet . Have myself tagged as " I went in for a post pregnancy exam to make sure everything was healed . I am in the stirrups when the dr tells m she sees something inside , maybe a piece of a broken condom . I freak out a little because I was married , I didn't use condoms . She sticks the long tweezers and pulls out a neon pink French tickler . I didn't remember using that either . severe * * Have you ever had any passive aggressive kids ? They sound like they would be a joy to work with My kids were that age 20 years ago , so society was considerably different , but my only encounter of this type was at the Mexican border . I lived in San Diego and took my two boys to TJ to get them cowboy boots ( boy did they get a kick out of those boots ) . On the way * back * the border patrol agent asked me a couple of pointed questions about our trip . It wasn't the questions that he asked , it was more the attitude that he had I'd post it . But I'm sure it will turn into a meme Like this Your username Oh but it's ok because Nazi holocaust how dare you DONT YOU HAVE JOB APPLICATIONS TO BE WORKING ON ? a what now ? You didn't know what the file was , but you deleted it ? ಠ_ಠ * yahoo answers * as a source ! Yes and no . Because even if the statement is false , she's still not shown any sign of changing her lifestyle to accommodate a child . The only one of her habits that she ceased was the tanning , but she still is doing ridiculous things that prove just how ready she is to be bringing a new * human * into the world ... She's mighty responsible , that one ... i see what you did there .... dear God ... I'm your mom ! There's also the animated one with the rapping dog . And stolen from an immortal technique song I would have written back " Lacks the neccessary social skills to not be a bitch I always tear up a little when .... wait a second You forgot these ಠ_ಠ . Not for someone with a name like that .. Autogynephilia right ? Downvoted for my opinion . Didn't see that coming . Did you just say to buy a pre-built on / r / buildapc ? A warning on the link would've been nice Was the " See you later " > It's working for me now . Now it's just depressing They haven't been touchdown balloons in ages anyway . Schmucks letting them go after field goals . ლ ( You just had to use fucked up chin as an example ... I read this as " social masturbation " .... Did you put an IR LED in parallel with white ones ? Heroin in high school ? I want to see this so bad but I'm in a Medi centre surrounded by sweet old ladies After reading your edit , this could have been the calling card of your pad thai of dubious origin . OP its ' grammar ' At my school a laptop program was implemented when I was thirteen . Using such a piece of tech at school is good as long as they plan the classes properly around it . Then again , I find it retarded that they ask for ANY tablet . They could have ordered bulk , with a little discount , and set a monthly payment . In that way teachers homogenize the class instead of having an Android vs iOS war He was just trying to get a kiss . If SCP - 173 keeps that up , I'd request to schedule it for termination :) and :( are the only acceptable emoticons .... well maybe So rather than ask for one , you take a creeper status picture instead ? No , just summer parking in Ohio . Can I have some money to get out of my destitution ? Seriously The kid across the stream from my house is named Jacob Long If someone doesn't put up the boat scene people are going to get hurt Windows XP ? " FREE MARKET " I see what they did there . Thank you . I was enraged when I saw that . I even had these ready . Looks like krispy kreme . Well that's super helpful and not freaking me out at all . I have a friend that goes around asking for a dollar . To buy cigarettes . Basically , leeching cigarettes from non-smokers . " Curious to see how the story goes on " . Just applied for this in Winnipeg , great now I gotta grab my ankles and get this fuckin ' comp how fucking boring . Publix grocery store used to sell clear pouches of two hard boiled eggs . The words on the packaging said , " HARD BOILED EGGS . Warning : Contains eggs . " " the Soviets had failed to account for the effect of the vacuum of space on Leonov ’ s spacesuit . " Wait what ... Does kick open the closet mean he's gay ? didn't use ! = I read that as Horde of transvestites Yeah I want might to make right too .... Holy shit , who the fuck takes the time and effort to make these sites ? Just watched the video . Let me know if you end up getting it man , would be good to know what you think of it and we could maybe do some hunts together via Adhoc Party assuming you've got a ps3 too Yes because in a game that takes place in the future we can't have scanners that can scan through gloves I like D3 Ok , no more ( NEGATIVE ) I never want to hear this line apparently gays can't spell thank you for pointing that out " It doesn't matter what team . " Okay , that's just plain anti-Semitic . It's not worth its salt . And Anakin's taunts . Them and you ? You could've downvoted AFTER you took the screenshot They've slept together Are you asking ? For a " kids " network they dumb down the humor and make the chicks hotter ... You think something pronounceable sounds " retarded , " and choose something that sounds like grunting instead ? It was very necessary . What * about * Hitler ? If i posted a picture of an apple and had the caption " this taste good " it would turn into some kind of left-wing right-wing atheist vs religion comment karma butt hole . Anywhere near lake , river , or swamp . We have them around where I'm from , which is aptly named " Banana Point " . Definitely ... I feel like gay guys in general want other guys to be gay though , that's normal ... The cashiers reaction ... 5 years ago my family scheduled a flight for 3 from Louisiana to Vermont , 5 months ahead of time . On 5 AM the day of the flight they called us to tell us the flight had been canceled and we had been re-routed to DENVER . WHAT THE FUCK UNITED " Jew " is a religion , no human is a pure bred race at this point , come on now humanity ? ლ ( As an ent , I kindly downtoke you , sir . Well the other day I was pissing and I blacked out It took me so long to understand what is going on in this picture having no experience or knowledge in Omeagle nor Chatroulette The only online-related trophy from the main game I recall is one where you have to upload a character . It makes you have an online pass just for that ? ! I always wandered why the olympics didn't have rugby . In my personal opinion It is much more of a sport than events like " the 5km walk " Ahaha , I wish it were that easy . She should have been gone years ago . It's to the point now that , if I step into her office ( she shares a workspace with around 8 other people ) , at least 2 other co-workers will say to me , " bless you for being able to put up with her . " " Uhh , no problem . It's part of the job . " Eh ... well , that's the prevailing theory , but " K . J . Parker " * is * a pseudonym . Some think Parker's a dude , some don't care , and to be fair some people's reasons for thinking Parker's a woman are a little flimsy ( e . g . , " She writes like a woman ! " Ever heard of 1 priest 1 nun ? Well combine that with 2 guys 1 stump , mrs . hands , BME pain Olympics , and 2 girls 1 cup and you'll get somewhere close . Jk , that sounds awful . 2 mini sentries ... I drive an F - 150 I'm the person from floresville Now how do you tag people ? Guy here , I can actually tolerate this song ... Hope he has better lawyers for the appeal . Elite . Then all the managers / leads are too busy to take the call and ' get their phone number and We'll call them back " . Woah woah back the fun bus up . He was sleeping with his mother ? ? ? Why the hell have I not heard of this yet . Not particularly ' ridiculous , ' but as a PSA to potential interviewees : stop putting " Microsoft Word " in your list of technical skills One of the first lessons you learn in eve is " never trust anyone .. ever " It didnt work on alien blue on my iPhone 3GS but worked on my iPad 3 DONT EVEN GO THERE I also have an annoyingly conservative family . I have a question before giving you advice . Are you financially dependent on your parents still ? I plan on bringing a boyfriend home when I come out ... My parents hate gays What a mental image . We all * * FLOAT * * down here Looks like he's saying , " I'm sorry ..... i love you ... " ... Yes , because insulating my hard drive seems like a good idea . ಠ_ಠ just ..... Yes , and they need to open their legs a bit more while they're at it right ... I once woke up to my new kitten batting my penis back and forth like a mouse as it ( my penis ) had some how fell out of boxer's urination port . I'm on my phone . I don't get it . One day , you too , will be a creepy old man . If I had RES right you would be tagged as buzzkill . I almost believed the title ... until I saw " KarmaConspiracy " . " The Toilet Fair was described as a SWIRL of about 200 designers ... " ... that title It was the challenges that were the last trophy for me , some of them were a real bitch , especially the taunting 50 gang members O I see , I saw a Korean and thought it was Bomber I am so jealous If you want to feel guilty , we all know we've made a change without documenting it ! Sounds like this guy could benefit from playing Braid all the way to the end . As a massage therapist who went to school and took the time to become certifed .. masseuse is a dirty word . We are professional and ethical . Happy ending jokes were funny the first 1000 times i heard them . " ... a swirl of inventors ... " O , g redial être reports If this grows anywhere near as big as Imgur , I can tell my children's children about the time that sandy_balls ( So this is why I've never been in a relationship more than a month .... I just listen to myself and you're right ! * I totally said I have a god given right to rape women * . Gosh , what was I thinking ? Then delete this post ... I had like 4 paragraphs of help ready Nobody cares They didn't even have real trees Ok WHO CRASHED THE SITE ! ? PUT THE TABLE BACK . Because it's impossible to look both unique * and * aesthetically pleasing . oh you did that you so funny . You changed it so that TargA looks silly and Grubby isn't important in that aspect . You are so funny . You are so sexy smart and funny . I bet you are a comedian . You so funny Yeah that's a body hanging off the edge of his sword Either 3 day old puppies , or 3 - day-old puppies . I think ... Fuck it let's just go to mars instead of fixing hunger and poverty i don't play COD Capacity problems . 503 . * The Dark Knight Rises * He was asked a question . Aaaaand just like that my faith in my fellow writers is gone Why ... Why would you do that ? Uh ... I'm 6 ' 4 , genetically built like a ogre , 30-40 pounds overweight , and I wear an XL comfortably . Your statement confuses me the third one and maybe the last one " I'll screw anyone " Wow , that's foul Ok , that's a good thing . Be prepared for the worst , hopefully your parents won't do this but if they decide to stop financing you , you'll need to have a safety net . It's an uncomfortable subject but I'd talk to your friend's parents about that , assuming it will be temporary if you do need help financially , or if you're sure the money you make from your job can support you ... and talk to them about whatever else concerns you , as you know how your parents will react better than anyone .... They're not in the open bracket because they're in the pool already ... Fuck you , the second row had fluttershy masturbating on a tree . CANNOT UNSEE You would think this is incredibly obvious , but … that is not the Grand Canyon . That's the scary part ! ! If this amount of " practice and meticulous obsession " is used on subjects made of paper , just imagine what happens when the illustrator gets bored of paper and " graduates " to small animals .... or eventually , children . So you were cleaning a shit before ? because the mom didn't like your dad ? .... are ... what ? there is nothing safer than a wet , slippery trampoline with hard metal bars surrounded by concrete When I was younger , I developed a very bad lung infection ( doctors don't know the cause , but I think it was because of bacon They ..... they ..... oh god why ಠ_ಠ I'm gonna ಠ_ಠ ask you some questions ಠ_ಠ and I'm ಠ_ಠ going to format ಠ_ಠ my sentences ಠ_ಠ the same way you do * What's it like in Bangalore , India ? Are there Indian people there ? * What's it like in college ? Are there college students there ? * What's it like working at reddit ? Are there reddit admins there ? * It's the age-old question : How much wood could a woodchuck not chuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood ? * Oops I gotta catch up on my ಠ_ಠ ' s . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ * In your opinion , why is davidreiss 666 a terrible person ? * Where do you see yourself in 11822986428 828163 days ? * Marry , Fuck , Kill : Ron Paul , Neil DeGrasse Tyson , Carl Sagan * Marry , Fuck , Kill : jaxspider , canipaybycheck , me ;) * Marry , Fuck , Kill : North-Indian food , western-breakfast food , davidreiss 666 ( Keep in mind , food can't be killed ) * Kill , Kill , Kill : davidreiss 666 , davidreiss 666 , davidreiss 666 In conclusion , I meant to add this in the post title : ಠ_ಠ ... I am not kidding ಠ_ಠ you ... ಠ_ಠ ... ಠ_ಠ ... What's wrong with this solution ? 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" Wouldn't he need to be rollerblading erect .. ? And people say old cartoons are better than the new ones Or the douchebag that uses the exit lanes to speed past sections of traffic and re-merge ahead of them . MFW I realized I missed my cakeday . That's not what I said , nor what I meant * * 12 year olds ... And history 2 now has ancient aliens Now I have to find one ... Why the FUCK would you take a gun to a cinema ? Yea 6 feet is surely " slightly-above-average " He's Norwegian , so you're going to take him because * there's not many of you * ? We can be more specific with answers if you give us a clue where you're moving . Calif is a HUGE state and varies widely from area to area . Problems and benefits will be very , very different depending on the town ... I hope you're not going to Stockton , Vallejo or Bakersfield . Yes . Clearly that is what he meant . I don't necessarily agree with that , though I haven't tried it , but it's relevant to the thread and doesn't seem / s so I'm upvoting you back to status-quo . I'm not sure who downvoted you ... great job guys , you just ddosed this innocent guys website Did anyone else hover the mouse over the flags to see where everyones from ? Those 16 year old girls posting about how other girls need to mind their business and stop being sluts all because Shenaenae slept with her friends boyfriend . Shut the fuck up hmm . i guess it was resized Where is his other hand ... Yea . It's the fat . I was hoping to find out Wilson worked on this video ... disappointed its just an Asians look the same reference . You've been baned from / r / iwishiwasgoldcat 99 : if you can read this Nah , Hanie's awesome ... definitely worth keeping around . * facepalm * Why yes , yes I do . Thank you for that , or it would have gone into the final submission The fuck did i just read Uh ... not showing up Why you so angry , bro ? We were talking about young musicians , and Grandma says " That Justin Beaver sure is popular " Glad someone said it I hope you told his instructors ! I mean , I seriously really hope you told his instructors about that ! That's horrible ! Omg what a fucking freak ! ugh I'm sorry you went through that . Some clients have informed me that they can Wait , there's a consequence for that ? ! I agree . I am new here , and if a mod answered my question as rudely as that , it would seriously piss me off . That kind of crap is exactly what I come here to get AWAY from . Stuck in box better drink my own piss You seriously think heat is the issue here ? ... Toddlers & Tiaras is one of your favorite shows ? YEAH its not updated yet thanks Bioware and EA for kill a good game my laptop only freeze when i play cait and use the trap I had a similar experience , but was employed . Guy gave me 1 shitty little 4 - hour shift every 2 weeks , at minimum wage . Yay , that can cover my cellphone bill every month ! First I laughed , then I saw the username . y did u post a pic when u coulda done this MANDATORY VACATIONS * * I'm honored ... Unless that's some slang you westerners use as an insult ... At first I thought he was trusting into the wheel Do they say it's their fault for being men's rights activists ? Read that as superfluous hymen Girls , I think we have a traitor . This will be like casting Kevin Costner as Robin Hood . I have a Jesus phone . You'd be literally * shocked * at what this thing has went through , mostly through my own clumsiness . My daughter is pretty careful with it these days . She's smart enough to understand what she can't be rough with . Although , I'm still working on her understanding that * other kids * usually don't like to be wrestled . Was going to say how cute of a dog that is , but I go to the comments , see the first comment and that's all I can see now ... battle.net blocked but reddit not blocked ... he's gonna send you a picture of his dicks .... and he calls you a faggot I see what you're doing ... Are we really wasting aircraft on fucking * speeding * ? Yeah and why don't we just send my urine sample to NASA so we get the best possible results ? Damn . I'm late ლ ( xD haha it smells like the beaches in Southern California . And she pays a * tuition * to do this ? With bleach Scumbag giants , player gets busted for doping , ONLY gets $ 30 million for 3 years ... $ 1000 is expensive for coil overs ? nearly 3k comments and about 1k votes * Tooth Agreed . Although they're a quick way of conveying a reaction , they * are * quite overused . I am guilty of using Wow ... Now that you've pointed it out I realize how horrible of a photoshop job that is . The sky is clear ( washed out .. but blue ) to the right of the tornado and it just stops at the tornado and turns overcast ... Dude nsfw My family tries to keep food that expired over 5 years ago . Anyone else watch the entire video through ? I found a sick entertainment at watching this . Really thought this said titties That's it exactly . We all hate that dumb Constitution . > Marry , Fuck , Kill : jaxspider , canipaybycheck , me ;) One of these things jumped on my foot one time , and I promptly smashed it with a table . I didn't know until after that they bite Because only 10 % of the people vote ! Huh , it's almost like i've seen this before many times I was using DVD's 7 years ago I'd have to agree . If you have to resort to jump-scares and gore to put the audience on edge , you're doing horror wrong . There is a difference between actual tension , and cheap jump-scares . The occasional startling moment to shock your audience is one thing , but when you use them every few minutes , ( looking at you , Dead Space Last summer : the twist is OP Oh my god . I thought he was hot during the 2004 olympics ... and then he took off his cap and goggles Similar story ... I saw a lady shucking the husks off the corn at the grocery store once , ironically it was 4th of July weekend ... when they sell them 4 for $ 1 . I lol'd all over myself Oh no we just let them drink from the same glasses ... That looks surprisingly legit up front . What ? No , nothing like that . What you're are talking about is physically assaulting someone , I'm talking about the distribution of digital goods and the reason people acquire said goods illegally I misread and thought it was " The call of life " A * * Real * * Reborn ? Every instance of the game's name is mis-spelled . I don't think diewhitegirls was so off on her ( his ? ) accusation I have no clue what to look at . Someone explain to me why the fuck people come on Reddit and talk about things on 4chan ? Why not just ... go to 4chan ? it's all greasy ... I expected to see YOLO before I clicked this post . Was not disappointed Eric Forman's basement . WHAT IS IT FROM ? WE MUST KNOW . Freudian reading slip ? Just the front page . I was being a knight of new in r / AdviceAnimals , but that shit just ain't funny sometimes The first guy has just been arrested . Yeah , legs ... That is a genuine look of disgust . Because I'm a little slow , I was expecting to see some kind of writing implement made of chicken , or chicken feathers , or something .... what do you mean " people like me " when my kid brother remarked at the TV because their was a new strain of West Nile Virus he said , " finally , we can kill some of these people off " ... dude ... WHAT ? The fuck at number three on that list . Not sure if hard to remember , or hard tore member .... I've had to clean poo out of urinal I just checked that page and it is all filled with jailbait Polo club .. Oh yeah ..... that's me ....... such the charmer ........ Got so many women I don't know what to do with ...... Why is the support in mid [ 7 ] here . I fully agree . There are no hard feelings on this side of the table In government class , senior year , one of the girls asked " When actor die on screen do they die in real life " One of my part-time staff what " photosynthesisism " is . She was also staring right at her biology textbook looking at the cycle for photosynthesis . Minus well = OH so Torii spikes an ump IN THE FACE , but AJ is the guy everyone hates . A girl in my chemistry class started panicking one day while we were working with the Bunsen burners saying " Guys , there might be a gas leak ! Something smells like oxygen . " Everyone stared at her with this face : Just yesterday my sister , a high school senior ( very smart ) , learned that species cannot reproduce with other species .. " So you're saying a dog can't have a cat ? " Those Idiots on Twitch chat . Dat horrible grammar You are a god amongst men . Tell me , what can we lowly humans do to appease you ? Socrates , one of the founding fathers of Western philosophy , and you wouldn't recognize him by name after sitting a philosophy course ? Oh ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... dafuq brain ? Think next time . Yeah . She is an lazy / ungrateful bitch . took me a second . goddamnit brain You will have less to take care of if you stop shitting around the house , funga . no kidding . He's not the hero we deserve , but the one we need . North Carolina is the only state to ban gay marriage I'm an engineer During a inter-class quiz competition at my high school the question asked was " Who was the first President to live in the White House ? " Someone answered " Barrack Obama " Lol robots . Dyrus Anti-Garen rune page . My old roommates kitten would do this . Unfortunately We found out it did this when i was laying down shirtless with the cat on my stomach and it proceeded to suckle at my nipple . erhhm ... no ... don't think that I would .. I guess I As a Rhode Islander when I tell people where I'm from they ask " Rhode Island , that's off the coast of New York , right ? " This is a common joke in germany . Co-worker said he was Bruce Lee reincarnated Mine's when people say ducking Well since I have two sideways these comments make me feel like this isn't even a debate .. My buddy works for Austin city CPS and he told me he had to deal with a case for Lawasha and Ladrya ( washer & dryer ) Propane fuel .. It'd be adorable had we not known that those feet have been in direct contact with the ground for the whole day As much as I think indifferentmorality is an idiot , I have to say that those studies seem a little ... useless . I like girls but I don't like lesbian porn . Does that mean I'm wrong about being bi ? I was thinking the same thing . Don't forget texture glitches . Them pink trees I'd give her the pencil test , if you know what I mean that is a new one to me number 7 on the list The product placement is already in the background image before the trailer even loads The grammar ... it burns ... To make it extra clear : NO DEMAND FOR CONSTANT SERVER CONNECTION . I would regret having supported the kickstarter if you choose that road . I am not joking . Anyone notice that white guy leading them looks fishy Why do you capitalize every single word ? My friend on Skype was playing Happy Wheels and he was playing the combine level . He started panicking and yelled , " THE CONCUBINES ARE AFTER ME ! " how did you get so much beer ... while in high school real funny Woh ! I need to look at guys in the gym shower more closely . Ugh what are you quoting ? I swear I recognise it ... Wut ? Health . no . Regenerate . 5 dollar tip on a 2-3 dollar drink is beyond ridiculous It supposed to be a mushroom Sandra you are going to pull of my dick ? So much begging My boss finally asked me about bitcoin today . I set him up with a wallet and sold him $ 5 worth . By the time the bitcoin showed up in his wallet ( a few seconds ) , the price had gone up and his balance said $ 5.09 . He said " shit , I should have given you a grand ! " . We both laughed hysterically and then I heard about this a long time ago ... Any news on whether or not the family got some compensation out of this ? Updates would be great on these Dated reposts . In what world does anyone's nose go up that far .. oh my god ... this lineup I repeat : [ Fixed ] 90 % of the Taco Bell workers in my neck of the woods couldn't even think about getting out through the DOOR ... How can you say bland from looking at it ? Same thing happened to me , only I was walking from a dealer's with a bag of weed in my hand . Was gonna say this , if you can program in BASIC you can write programs for the TIs . Newer versions ( TI - 89 or better ) come with a cord so you can do it on your comp and upload ... for only about $ 30 more than the older versions . I've said those words on UFC a little while ago . Lol It does Mine won't move down . I understand that I may not enjoy it when she does , but she's so high she's still kicking me in the boob on occasion . When she stretches , which is often she pushes out . Hard enough to take my breath away and make my stomach look more square than round . Its starting to go from discomfort to pain ... My SO calls me spongebob square belly . Why is this even " slightly " NSFW . I have a feeling he's going to get as many minutes as Paulo this season . I have a feeling your not really gonna give it to us ಠ_ Ur not a " boobs kind of guy . " How is an ale that's been around for years wtf ? Really people . They freaking landed a robot on mars and you down vote them ? what did just happen ? I wonder what he saw ... Hahaha I have been listening to that all day . I ended up getting Five Guys too This link is purple for me . I still don't understand why would anyone wear clothes too small for them . Cynthia's position on Garchomp ... Did the same thing to a girl from one of my high school classes wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt . Her response " I don't know , but I saw it at Urban Outfitters and the picture's really popular " Now we need an app to control the rover Wait , are we seriously hating on the responses ? I've found the most upvoted comments surprisingly similar to MFA's taste Yes you do . But now you're posting about how you didn't post about it . I'd rather fuck Betty White than her . Gender bender Does anyone know what that movie is called so I never watch it ? That is some of the smoothest camera work I've ever seen Answer this man for science I just see this : Wha ... what is an apadravya ? When I was 13 , I used to wank it in the shower all the time . I'd usually spend like , 20-25 minutes in there , seeing as I had to wash up while I was in there too ( though I often forgot Also it's flowing upwards ! To save the paper we must use all the paper ! ! ! ! Your brother was pregnant with twins ? Kittens no less ? Cheezus , chill . He needs to know what happened , and he wasn't there I'd consider it civic laziness , and while i can understand why all sorts of bad habits exist , that doesn't mean i accept them without disapproval ... I like how the " About the Author " section is shorter than the article . Sweet Jesus ... iFunny -> Reddit ... I believe you're breaching a non-disclosure clause with those details ... Yeah , cause ... you know ... it's sooo 2009 ! lol Who does that , anymore ? ? ? Good . I thought the 11 year old was on grindr for a second Cannibal Holocaust . Two weeks ago I started to receive strange phone calls around the states asking for ' James ' or ' Mr . Holmes ' . Trying to be the good guy here , I politely tell them they have the wrong number . Two days after that and twenty ' wrong ' numbers later , it finally kicked in my head the guy everyone is requesting to speak with is ' James Holmes ' . But not Jeremy . Holyshit . I live in Amstelveen . Why is this even an issue ? Does California have sewerage treatment plants ( which would prevent this from being a problem ) or are they discharging raw sewerage directly down the storm water system into the ocean ? It's just like evolution . Women tend to use bags and purses and such , causing pant-makers to see there pockets as frivolous . And now we all have to pay You don't get rid of Boggarts with potions . ' Naturally ' Wat ? nogger dir einen I'm torn . The face says sad , but the blurry wagging tail says happy . " im not saying everyone needs some " then goes to the title ..... " why arent you kids riding a pair of sidewinders ? " Thought you were about to say boner and had my Let's go with guessing in Layman's terms , we don't need your science ! Swedish , cool ... That is literally the worst theory I have ever seen in my entire life . What if I picked up the whole stack This has to be a horrific idea if used to long ... Quality post but you're not Yes ... really .. Great , now I can't make noodles in peace tonight . You should advertize it more ! / r / sysadmin would probably love it ... or maybe they'd just tell you to use powershell . Umm , no . ಠ_ಠ , I just wanted to try that face He would be horrible to play with . Breaking out a miniature version of that contraption every time he made a move . I hope you're not implying that's a bad song ... mother of god Did you just use the word " threequel ? " Macaroni and cheese with tuna and peas . > Where in the world do you use yards ? ~ ~ to denote altitute ? Repost this right near the end of Ramadan ? You invited a man you never met , from a bar , after getting drunk and dancing with him , back to your place with innocent intentions ? Wait ! Someone sneaks into your bedroom every night and changes your underwear in your sleep ? NSFW / L links get automatically opened . Its your cake day so we will let it pass , this time Yeah . I'm seriously hoping that the membership votes against this , and that we can get new board members in there that don't try to muck with things ( and spending TONS of money doing so to boot I switched to Washington Mutual back when BofA was raping me for stupid fees ( mostly because I couldn't afford to have a minimum balance of doom back in college ) and I was VERY happy until Chase bought out WaMu and fucked it all up . I started getting stupid fees that were even more egregious than the ones I had with BofA so I switched to TechCU . I've never been more pleased , even when I had WaMu , with a financial institution ... until now . No good with computer , almost 800k karma . I'm at 4 months and wouldn't consider myself new at all Now he convinced 4 people you know what they say , Nuka-Cola is " the taste worth killing for ! " so i don't blame them for assaulting the vend-o-tron , however using fecal matter is a little much I made an account just to post this , I once meet a couple who would wipe each others butt , they saw this as a form of love and intimacy You should be ashamed of yourself . Once I hit that , I didn't read the rest of the link . I closed it . Ummmm there's nothing here ... why ? There are not enough At first I wondered why this was NSFW .... then I noticed Since this is a imgur post , I knew it would just be a giant karma-whoring thread . But I gave it a shot and was introduced to attachable bidets which I may look into since my girlfriend likes to use baby wipes ( I cringed watching your video to think some guys need to be reminded to brush / shower daily . Seems suspicious Yeah .. I'm going to reward you with a " June 22 , 2008 " epic planks " ? Creamy creamy white sauce , From a much smaller noodly appendage ... I thought that was shag rug at first glance My friend didn't know mario was a plumber or that luigi was his brother . In Star Trek , they have all these advanced sensors that can tell the exact species and position of anyone on the ship , ... but no surveillance cameras None of the people on the results are Canadian . Do not want ! * cite . I always assumed that the " bible belt " stereotype was an exaggeration . Is it really that bad ? Right . Because thirteen games is definitely enough to determine , say , the best team in the country , without * any * controversy * whatsoever . * this post has nothing to do with the thread Oh ... Now disappoint . Repost . Original content is appreciated . He bowls overhand . He can swim in land , NO , water swims in HIM . hoooooooooooooooly imagine the sex they have I had a friend at my shower ask if I was sure it was ok to be home alone . Replacement Refs : Tried it starting on a few different pages and eventually got looped every time . The catch ? chaiguy was worse than both the fat lady and the homeless man ... combined I need a first job Hmmm , I'm thinking human centipede . Thank you . I watched this while having breakfast . For some reason it totally slipped my mind to delete the message . Thank you all for these great and varied choices ! So many knives ... Which one will I pick ? But seriously you guys are great ! Dat . Finger . Why is your window open if your ac is on ? Ironically , I was having an argument with my dad today because he truly and completely believed green + yellow make blue . I kept asking if he was kidding and tried explaining that it was impossible to mix blue because it's a primary color . He wouldn't believe me until I got some paint out and mixed the colors together ... Even then he was still skeptical .... * pretty sure * Last night I was on date with a girl who admittedly and proudly didn't stop at stop signs This is only day 3 . And I think they are getting better . They don't hurt as much . The joys of pregnancy ! ! Who knew it was this much fun .... Also , at the risk of TMI , pregnancy is likely the only time in my life I will be HAPPY and relieved when I figure out the blood on the TP is coming from my ass rather than my vag .... why does it matter , if someone wants to skate that way , then why can't you just let them ? It's not like it harms you in any way . I give that corgi a solid " Wrote a speech on memes for my senior english class , I did alright explaining ... while hyperventilating in front of my class . Or jealous of your vast karma I have no words to express how much this saddens / frustrates me so ... DAT FACE Smug bastard Walmarts shipping mine to me and its supposed to arrive the 29th Donnie Brasco = Jack Sparrow , Exactly . Like stepping on snails . Ha ha ^ ha ^ ha .. Seriously , though . When I was a kid , my mom bought me chap stick that tasted like mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream . One application around the lips , and I needed more . Took a bite right outta that stick on the airplane . Mom was all " Why sure , let me go check with my manager Too . Many . Lies . > Yeah I mean who even needs a movie when you can just fap to your mom's underwear Why so serious ? Those wheels are so sexy ... 13 INCHES WIDE ON A " STOCK " car . Dude , Tom Morello is 48 . * steals his " Sure ... your " friend's " dog . I don't want it to mean what I think it means . Downvotes ... downvotes everywhere The last panel looks like your dick is shooting fire . There are always wolf spiders in my house . Once one as big as my palm left eggs on my window ( on the outside ) Maggots and worms . These desert drivers totally forget how to drive when it rains Yep , that is no any kind of " lesson " , that is just humiliation , jeez He broke his Kazoo , blowing it to hard What the fuck is this piece of this abomination ? ..... Google Is that your thigh or arm ? Yesterday I put 10 more weapons in my Hall of Monuments to fill that display , then they went and did this ლ ( You do realise if you scroll to the bottom they actually explicitly state that this article is satire ? I know . [ NSFW ] No , not just porn , all types of disgusting shit I .. uh .. Yep . I don't know if you're still out here ... But damn ! Just a few weeks ago we were having record breaking temperatures . 113 + . Fuck everything about this place . And then Death Valley . 127 + .... No . You make a valid point . The image shown above is too smooth to be the actual end product , it wouldn't fit well with the game . boli te uvo za karmu , jujujuju Probably not a deal breaker , although I'd start to get a little worried if he ever suggested buying a horse That is a huge kitty cat ! Ah ! So I should no longer keep in touch easily and often with my friends and family in far away places because certain members of society have deemed it to be no longer " cool " ? I was born in 2001 but I would rather listen to bands like Rage Against the Machine and The Beatles because my generation listens to bad music . Just yesterday the kid that sits next to me in social studies ( he was wearing a Romney 2012 t-shirt ) told me his favorite band was Nickelback and I was just like " What does retardation has to do with inattention mistakes For some reason I saw him as Jim Gaffigan Account age : 379 day . Oooh number 2 totally . When I was a cheerleader in high school . " I just cheer when the crowd cheers " " What's an interception ? " " What's a first down ? " i do not like that red fox was skipped That Canaries midfield looks awfully familiar I don't have scoliosis , but I just had a spinal fusion done back in March and had rods and screws placed in my spine to support it . I have spinal stenosis , 2 bulging disks , bone degenerative disease , arthritis in my back , bone spurs , and nerve compression . I'm only 27 and this has all happened to me recently due to genetics . No , but apparently someone posted my cell phone number and name somewhere ( most likely the internet ) ... because guys from all over America were sexting me and sending me pictures of their dick . This went on for two months straight . Dammit Penalty for tripping over his own feet So much Swain flair . That all I can see now ... I was going to make a case for wrestling as well . But then I And then the first thing you did , was placing your hand besides him ? ! Dude , wtf ? That escalated quickly . Welcome Week of my freshman year , my group stumbled upon a party where that was happening . GTFO very quickly What did I just read Yes , clearly the fishing license tax has destroyed our freedom . My employer owned some warehouses that have these fans and they eventually spray painted over the donkey logo so no one would get offended . You're so lucky , some places don't stock that flavor ( because God Forbid an innocent , impressionable young child sees something so lacivious ! Thanks , I'll keep that in mind . SK vs M5 ... nerdgasm .. You look like one of those kids that would gnaw at your ankles unexpectedly like a little gremlin Is it just me or ... toes . Doing that is like mixing toothpaste and orange juice Could you imagine if this is true ? For once the " good guys " don't win , and the " bad guys " do , but all that happens is a moon-eye sexy jutsu , finishing with Tobi taking off his mask to reveal that he is konohamaru while yelling " trolllolollololololololol " ಠ_ಠ Indeed ... Fuck , we are going to fool some dolt CSM that doesn't get satire and this will happen ... Somewhere ... They both look ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ also Silver Shark Killer Fang Of course it's in Florida ! Says " Bloody Vagina Farts " Because I'm really his left hand " it's mil_epic " " the loot there [ ... ] was complete shit " Yeah , that doesn't need an NSFW tag at all . It was pretty good , but it also has artificial flavoring added ... Not sure if awesome , or ~ ~ overly attached 1 night stand ~ ~ the most obvious fake post ever . And you're next I wonder how many more times crunchydingleberry is going to be a relevant username What if I told you , that your almost as bad as a 9gagger reposting . That doesn't go there I'm guessing you have not seen the meetup photo You want your family members to be good looking ? It would be ( or at least there wouldn't be so stark a difference ) , if the console version allowed for more than just three control sensitivities . Vacation ... from Reddit ? Little ? Really ... the default wallpaper from lion Not this year , though . Physical sexual compatability on Adventure Time ? ... No . Nobody should have been thinking about that . It was at an 9 last night ? Boy , that isn't a sketchy URL at all . What ? Username relevant My face after reading a good nosleep : \ _ [ in tents . Wow , video call streaming * * over 3G * * , and AT & T offering data at $ 10 / GB , who wouldn't want to jump on that bandwagon ? Unexpected within the realm of this thread ? I use most technology for its intended purpose . If only I was this skilled . What ... am ... I ... watching ? The real question is why do you still have the files . Well I'm done now , I'm trying to beat Julius for ultima weapon . It's boring while leveling .... I'm sure that the OP faked a whiteboard post just so that he / she could post it on reddit . They don't . ಠ_ಠ simply ..... What is the GS ball for ? I love how there is period blood on the toilet paper as well . I am approaching 10,000 hours in GW1 , and I have a wife , two kids , and a full time job . I have no idea how that happened . Jets spent this offseason giving Sanchez a 3 year extension and hiring Tony Sporano . I hate lice . This : Oh that is so funny . I'm laughing Blow up Barack ? ... Compliment whore ! Sigh , youre BEAUTIFUL now leave this place ! Leave this place Jail . Bait . Did he just say Grossman lead us to the SB It's not just eagles . This is why we can't have nice things ! How did you not know you were already drop dead gorgeous ? Sigh Yeah , and I forgot to type the following for you : in my religion , jinn ( not Muslim demons , but say spirits who are much like humans but have the characteristics of ghost and are made from smoke and / or fire ) live up trees at night , so no matter how hard I tried , I wouldn't be able to play it What . 2nd preseason game , " FG guys , lets be safe here " I was reading this thread , and my brother said the same thing you did . He had the nerve to describe them as the spiders of the air . Yeah , not helping , David " How ya ' Bean ? " Dwarven oil ... riding ... dumb ass Oooooo . You're dangerous , aren't you ? Fractured penis ? Heck yes . After I finished the third episode , it looped back around to the first and I literally sat there looking like this --> I did the same thing , but with my sister's Hershey's flavored one . I ate the entire thing in front of her . nobody would be suprised . porn , reddit , facebook , gmail . in that order . Now I'm craving a spam musubi WTF is " semi-casual " Rage comic . Gonewild comments . Fucking hands and eyebrows too . 14 year old here , and I'm 8 " . Thought I was average Yeah , sure he did . George López Y min úsculas Or maybe its the social networking component rearing its head . People who also have unique or interesting shelves , or perhaps a carpentry hobby , now knowing that there are others , are willing to post them . It's not as if the shelves in question were made for the sole purpose of posting on Reddit unlike every meme in existence . I'm looking at you OP I thought it was food .... I guessed wrong " may have stashed a . 38 barrel revolver in his rectum " No ... you're not ... Make that 105 Someone pouring out their worst nightmare in a book Too bad I can't delete people on Reddit . ( BOY . That escalated quickly . I spent 3 days with various EA origin help people to get mine to run . I deleted temp files , changed properties and reinstalled . Then I realized , on my own , that there is a tiny triangle under my name and I can switch between Xbox and PC ... And the rest will just make irrelevant comments But ... but curvy girls are aaaaawesome ! Atl , Ga ...... OH GOD WHY * Are you fucking kidding me ? * If you have a loaded gun aimed at a village considered " hostile " how did you find time to take a picture ? Everyone has an accent . > Me and my old man Why did you have to say anything You don't put eggs into bread Me too .. We understand . Now I have a question . You had fluctis right ? And some people said they had lag issues right ? Now Mutley wants to switch to fluctis " Oyster monster " What's up with your username ? ! Was thinking the same thing . Then I remembered my exgf's sister used to let flies land on her face because they tickled . She was about 16 Kevin , dude ... When I was in like 4th grade , we had a game called " rape the Arabian woman " As someone who works in IT at a school district with a 1:1 MacBook initiative AND that locked down the computers this year .... When I'm out in public and creepy old guys look me up and down Presidents do not make laws , retards . Nor do they have the power to " strike them down and become more powerful than you can possibly imagine . " Stare back . I kept reading , hoping that maybe she would pull though . Why did I do this to myself How is a reddit meet up wtf ? It looks like a bunch of people having fun . If your judging people on there appearance I suggest you fuck off back to wherever you came from . What weight ? Reddit the land where eating babies is acceptable , but baby leashes , and bad parents aren't . I think we need to rethink our priorities . No ... I don't understand . Why does she have plantigrade feet * and * hooves ? You don't want them back . I had a friend visiting Naples . While sitting in a taxi cab with the window rolled down , someone reached in a ripped a necklace off her neck . I understand , I wasn't insulting your work , but I was trying to offer some helpful critisim . It sucks when you get downvoted for actually trying to help Then out 6 games with some leg injury . Yeah .. " typical " ... dat failbrag You're not your I did read the article , but thanks ! 2 weeks in a row 47 Then clean up your child's mess I cannot stress this enough : If you want to make a serious impression on a potential employer , send a HAND WRITTEN thank you note as soon as you get home from your interview . ( Don't even think about sending a thank you email I seen some things Breath ... So you're saying that Europeans shouldn't use their normal vernacular because Americans who can't be arsed to learn a couple new words might see it ? Has anyone seen how i met your mother .. ? At first I was like , " why is he throwing a peanut at that child ? " then I saw his username . this isnt 4chan Yeah because YouTube is known for its * impeccable * MP3 quality . Vince Carter in the top 100 of simmons list . Sheik is a bro That means I'll buy one soon for the living room . Article wasn't very informative Bought enclave technology ....... from the brotherhood of steel ........... tech ..... from the brotherhood .............. Yeah , * hilarious * Yes , yes it is . THIS ISN'T A PIC Welp that didn't take long for you to get downvoted . I will admit to going to their lunch buffet ... It's not terrible ... Sounds like he has his life figured out . Why wouldn't you finish the pizza in the first place ? Sunny Hobo Or maybe a phone number for " When shit is on fire , CALL 911 . Then dial us . " Fucking . Hooray . Better tech ...... than the enclave ......... I see what you did there . You can't fool me . Again ? What the hell do you people carry in your wallets ? Moria ...... not in this mod ....... EV training = lots of pok émon = lots of chances of a shiny =/ = pok éballs ... No . OP's girlfriend here . This wasn't to you " Must of " I'm sure , but you put it on his post . I had an auto - And the kids know their parents better than others too . I read this . Now I have to shit . Thanks . I think I would . Would that not be the best confidence boosting day ever ... or wait , would it be the most earth-shattering day of all time . Fuck . Would I actually read it ... That's Wyoming I eh ... you ... he was ... Or make sure everyone in the class is vaccinated , then make a sick person enter in the class room , and make sure she make contact with the teacher ... no one is accidentally at r / spacedick and r / poop in one day . Yes , I_PowerFuck_Dogs ..... I third this My SO said to me this afternoon how he wishes I could just go into labor . My first thought was aww , he wants to meet his daughter .... Then he said ' cause I wouldn't have to work tomorrow . Your fault for looking on a thread filled with comments about the book . I'm watching you CTRL_ALT_RAPE My dads porn stash ... Of my mom . Oh , how clever . Yet another creeper cake ... Rhydon used harden How come her friend only fed her cat for months after the death ? And why is this mentioned ? Shouldn't she have just taken the cat ? " oh just a little doodle " I hate you NSFW , contains male nudity . Also , what the hell , man . Who does this ? And why did I just look over at my drums like that ... What a bastard ! I read as " it was the first time I made out with him alive " After 5 minutes of trying to create a witty reply , I give up . Here's a Might I ask why a five year old is watching a movie with a nude scene ? My bro and I called it a Chinese food cart moving jpg I'm the only person in my lab who enjoys weighing up dore bar samples ( which entails sitting in one spot for several hours painstakingly weighing out exactly 500mg of silver / gold mixture into little cups - I don't know why but I find the repetition calming ) . That really hasn't put me at much of an advantage though , because now I just get assigned to do every single dore sample regardless of how busy I am with other things . I'm not sure I even want to know how you know the dude's asshole puckered up . This definitely wasn't on Tosh . 0 wait , so you agree with my statement ? Are you calling me an idiot ? ! He seriously doesn't think he's sexy ? As if there is any point to it I'd back up slowly , and leave the room . More properly ... Honey , your lipstick How do you do that ? Or the razor blade a highschool kid put in it yeah , its a folder behind my hands ... > Thackeray's mishap in Destiny's Edge . my opinion on the games industry as a whole : Nothing beats Japan , dude , haha ! But seriously that was weird . Male nurses ( of which I am one ) are referred to formally as " Mr " and rarely sport girls names . Glad to help though . You could have at least insulted me with " Florence " or something better than Jenny Seriously , if you have a reason for the police to want you , why behave in a manner that draws attention ? I don't understand people What does gameplay have to do with stealing ideas and videos for cash . I see what you did there Haha I can imagine other ppl reading this thread and giving us the American ? Lol American .... Halo revolutionized console shooters , probably because it was the first big console shooter where it wasn't absurdly hard to aim ( Autoaim And cast the result to ` void ` so she can never find out . I like how they said they had made the seats closer together front to back , but added more room on the sides through slimmer cushions . I guess more people complain about sitting next to obese people than complain about having no legroom themselves . Since the obese outnumber the tall ( like happens in the American South ) , they're just responding to their changing clientele . camden county Why are you so low level ! ? San Jose ? I'll make sure to stay far away . I'm sorry you went to , that , side of our fandom . Also " the Canucks have been eliminated early the past 2 years " Sparkle Lion Brave Tongue . Wat Holy fuck did the eyes move ? It's not even a gif Why . why is my mind so dirty Yes , get him used to humans , and when he grows up and wants cuddles and don't get them ( because he's a scary ass alligator ) .... South St Pete Most parents will always worry about your health until you give them a reason not too . As long as they know you are safe , not using other drugs , not carrying a lot at once , and overall that it doesn't change who you are . It's sad when you have to explain basic things like that but it always eases the tension . The sad difference between parents and parENTs Christ , and people wonder why we CFers get a bad rep . Lets advocate physical punishment for strangers kids , ya'll . Fuck yeah restraining and hitting a kid for ringing your doorbell instead of dealing with it like a mature adult and undertaking legal avenues or deterrent measures . Completely agreed ! I got a bonus this morning when on the DIY sub someone's lab snacked in their home made wreath :) Apparently he is the reason they can't have nice things , my mastiff is mine as my lab isn't a terrible chewer . It's like she gets mad when we leave , knows its wrong but will chew one item a little just to make a point who would downvote this I'm still stuck administering 4.6 You're the reason why we can't get a full current roster It has updated What did I just read " though , i know what ur talking about " Turns out " other people do it " is not a good enough excuse to be an arrogant prick I hope the main character gains * something * by the end of the game . Looking at you , GTA IV . Source ? Had one of these guys the other day . Guy was telling me what to buy at the upgrade store , when to krit , and my favorite " try not to die " . Ended up leaving because it was just not fun with this ass on the team . About as funny as in Epic Astro Story when you send people on an expedition and they're like , " Oh , I tripped over this rock and found * * five million dollars * * under it . " Judy Gene ? This better not be a 3DS port / remake ; I just bought the original yesterday . My thoughts also , nothing makes me giggle like a spider crawling across me ? Or 100 $ 8 hookers says the country who's bat has a width of 2 feet Good call calling him an ent ... OH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA is that second toy ... a dildo ? Song lyrics on sheet music for the drums ... " Eeyup all the things " Why is this link purple .. For some reason , something feels not right about laughing at your * demented father * . How can peas with corn on the cob be called " Porn on the Cob ? " It's like believing that only Turkey Jerky exists on this planet . Wait a second ... Those girls aren't really eating vanilla ice cream . It's strawberry You're way too beautiful to be a redditor " a robot has been designed to allow people to tickle themselves " that's a whole different level of creepy That's still not how it works . Just keep playing . You just wasted seconds of my life I picked up on this too . I hope that second use of ' allow ' there in reference to how she dresses , thinks etc . was also ' from their perspective ' Well it's either I came here to say I was disappointed in you at least not having " hover handed " AJ . What is wrong with you Are you actually serious ? What ? Blizzard pays people to love their games ? All this I was giving them money for their games . There is ZERO fucking way this is a legitimate question . LMGTFY indeed Am I on Instagram ? Man , this comics is so old .. Where did you got those 10 upvotes ? Christmas already ? Good grief . When someone wants me to finish their question for them . * " It's my favorite stripper song . " * What the fuck No it won't throw you to the ground . You're talking to a man who spent his childhood summers trying to get the longest skid mark possible out of a bicycle . Locking the rear wheel does not throw you from your bike . How many plots as an FMF corpsman , I am disappointed in the lack of kit on this marine Guess not . I'm guessing you haven't seen the Infiltrator helmet yet ... I'm not sure I see the transformation . You look hot in all of those pictures ! We should be face book friends ! ! ! Who did this to you ? Damn you , that was the only reason i came here : to post something about that forehead . those wonderful karma points could have been mine Why did you point this out ? Whys that wtf ? This happens at almost edm show I've been to if there's a dude in a wheel chair . This isn't new ... that it wasn't okay to lose your virginity at 14 He doesn't look very happy Choose your preferred media player WMP or RealPlayer I guess that's why I neither watch fox news NOR vote for democrats ಠ_ಠ I can never look at my mom the same way again … I'm sorry for the grammar , honest mistake . But I didn't mean to say that reddit is for ugly people . It was a small compliment , I didn't mean to insult anyone . Don't turn this into a youtube fight I'm very disappointed in the fact that I apparently have a script downloaded that allows me to see that emote . Gaaaaaaah this gets all my ... Batman's real Haha , no problem , I got the joke . But 16 times in ONE day ? Fuck , man , I maxed out at 5 times a day . Not sure if i should be like " I sure what you did there I was gonna say 14-15 , but ya . It took her 2 goddamn minutes to open that can In my opinion , having an iPhone without data is like wanting to eat pizza but you don't want extra toppings . And I love my extra toppings Knitter , please . She has an accent that you're obviously not familiar with . That's the shit you do with Victorino-Ellis , not Cruz-AJ . I read it as Urgot from league of legends . Fucking anti Christ I volunteer Why ? You showed up in my Zite feed one day . I've been " following " you ever since . I feel creepy now I lol'd , but DQ drive thru cashier here . One time someone had asked me if the chicken in our chicken burgers were " live " as in do we cut the chickens live and cook it . Well , we obviously don't so I told the guy " no it's pre breaded and comes in a box shipped to us we just fry it " . He then proceeds to ask if he can bring his own chicken next time for us to cook for him . My face : Not cool . I have two of these in my humi . Glad to see the parents upgraded to N64 controller to film little Jimmy's performance If this is new advice to you ... Did NOT see that one coming ... That's not Hal Inception does not mean something within something I thought your username was " ANAL_ARCHERY " A ten year old and a twelve year old . ಠ_ಠ ^ No , where is he ? I literally just realized this picture was a Rick Roll . On the contrary . I browse this subreddit all the time and have never seen it . LOOK @ LE WAT MY LE WIFE MADE LE XDXD ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ yes , when it comes to hoarding nicknacks , those are high on everyone's list . Dad is teaching them what he uses for a good time Actually , you can . In the reply screen , tap the top middle of the screen and tap " in response to " . Very useful feature . Also , if you drag the drop-down to the right , there's a button for Obviously the buyer would have not bought from him if there was a cheaper sale , silly What is an " ice cream yummy " ? Best friend ... I'm 5 ' 1 and he's 6 ' 3 with 240 pounds He has thin legs for his structure , his poor knees hate him > more than likely you're bringing them home with you even if you don't stay there . WHAT IS A COVERLET ? ( table ) ლ ( anything for you ... megustafap .. I meant to type inedible That title ... Sounds great--too bad I have a down allergy Thanks op for understanding how to use the nsfw tag properly ... Also , Whatever you do , dont get him a PSVita Ducks are a species not a race I'm using alien blue , auto correct ruins most things , but one thing I got it to do was this : the default save file is named " 38Cum.jpg " Fucking strawberry ... Thinks it can run shit . Heh : 3 What's your dA ? I'd love to watch you . :D ... On anywhere other than dA that sounds really creepy , heh . I have the weirdest boner right now I had a dream that my girl was a boy . I kept his name as Mia and dressed him in all the pink because I didn't want to waste . :/ . So if you ever meet a boy named Mia , then you'll understand why . Also marital sexual assault ... which was not illegal until the 80s , because it was viewed as the woman's duty to service her husband I wish they would release Dawguard for everyone before they start working on the next project ... Did I just ... Yup . Just fell in love with Ryan Reynolds .. si , ya nadie va a contratar gente que solo termino la primara . Somewhere in my 3rd world country , there are kids playing this game for years and you are calling it " too complex " ? I laughed . I'm disappointed in myself . that sounds safe ... 3 months for an APO / FPO address isn't that bad lol . I'm APO and I ordered Something from Walmart on October 5th and did t get it till February ! ! ! Lol its because military postal dudes suck balls ... They also step all over and kick your shit around . My husband friend works in that unit and told us one time about games they play while bored with packages .... I have found my people ! My friends think I'm a weirdo for that " Why is Skyrim so underrated ? " " DAE remember World of Warcraft ? " How did you edit that comment without it showing .. * Your * name . Cam girl and stripper ... free .... I've been shearing humans for wool this whole time ? TIL Anus lips You're just making him feel worse .. Downvote because I got the Blink 182 reference . I seriously don't know where to start on this comment Yeah , typing in a command prompt , that'll cause system crashes Nope , from OC , California here ... My mom's go to was the flip flop . I never messed around when she was wearing flip flops I was watching that exact episode when I read this It's not a secret on Craigslist ....... I used to eat the mint flavored floss like it was a normal , every day snack . Some of us happen to LIKE Halo and Assassin's Creed . All I can see is : Why did they change seats ? " I have been drowned " What . When I think of reasons why I refuse to sing in front of anyone , I remind myself that my mom complained about my singing . She doesn't even know that she's tone deaf Are you making a point by spelling it wrong deliberately the second time around ? I learned this in primary school when I was refused to eat in cooking class unless I switched the fork to my left hand . I don't have good aim with that hand My penis is confused . what the hell why do they promote with orgy's while any human with 3 braincells knows that they wont get one . who would fall for such a thing seriously Now they fall on the right . Oh god , the editing . You want to kill cancer AND Africa ? I started July 16th The ninth grader in me is giggling uncontrollably , while 30 year old me is Especially when guys flip shit over it and are completely unsympathetic . But not the comment we need . They show that space to make you say " damn token black guy , why dafuq did you not just take one more step back . So close ! " In reality , since the machine was going to kill him no matter what , if he did step back and survive that wave , he would probably be killed by another one ( and then the door would open after that instead ) ... You guys can be so literal Sounds like a man who needed the internet when it was not there for him What the fuck Your comment is in conflict with your name . Tell that to all the weeaboos at my doorstep One of the oldest reposts I've ever seen misusing a meme for no reason ... I see what you did there ... ... the fact that Blair said what is really upsetting , just ... how could she ignorant of the sun I'll have to keep my eye on this one .... not sure if evil genius or creating a solution too world hunger Give all the snaps in practice to one QB already God damn it Iowa . We were doing so well . This doesn't top yours but my mom told me I was so ugly when I came out that she cried . I found this out after my dad just finished gloating about my lil bro . They try to justify it by " ... but look at you now " Ur a retard 3 nozzles for movement , 1 for cleaning and attacking Fastest way to move in SMS is spraying the ground and jumping on it Oh joy . A picture of a book . Exactly why I joined / r / books * That's * the disturbing part ? GUYS NO Here's an upvote for making me :D in a comment thread entirely chock full of Favors ? They actually did get a beer from what I uderstand in a document that I watched recently - I mean come on , you can't use wheel but you can invent fucking beer ? ! Everytime I read " warlord " I have to chuckle . Is this a real world or fucking World of Warcraft ? This is why we can't have nice people on Reddit Send this to r / wtf Yes , they released a gift cards you can use on the play store that is worthless since it can't be used to make app purchases . Just rude . How do you know my grandma ? Don't commit suicide No love for this product of an afternoon of diligent work and avoidance of real work ? This beauty was photographed by the CEO's very own smart phone , surely the gentle folk of the internets would appreciate it as much the difference between US news and UK news Does anybody notice the name of the guy that posted this question ? Why are you tagged as moldy dongs ... So you saved up money to build your new PC , but you didn't save to get games for it Like i think most people who play this game need girlfriends , but i think this one * needs * a girlfriend ... Now someone has some explaining to do about these three kids living in my house ! " Sorry I dont know whats more romantic . The fact he takes his dog for dates ...... or the fact your still willing to kiss this man 8-10 weeks before you can access Insider Clubs are fun but you have to get into that state of " Doesn't give a fuck " to actually have a good time . That or take ecstasy yeah we get a motorcyclist who shoots off of one of our many gorgeous corners around here ever couple of years , get everyones panties in bunch for months Damn it man ... Why bring this up just before dinner time ! yes props to Holiday Inn ...... for not updating their systems in 15 years Soon ...... I remember Road Rash on the Sega MegaDrive / Genesis ok i get that 99 % of reddit hates conservatives , i was talking strictly from a political science perspective ... reddit loves ron paul , but hates conservatives ? isn't ron paul on the republican ticket now ? ! that's because libertarian is moderate conservativism . Yay ! I always appreciate legit creepy stuff ! Thanks for sharing ! Spooky Mom is spooky ! Why is a green pepper on the front page ? * You all know what you did ... * I would , if I could time travel Username : ILoveOrianna After 12 years you guys have honestly never seen any of this Exactly ! My reaction was very similar to that . I hate that damn song You forgot the most important thing of the splash art : I smell of pomegranates . And " pure seduction " I had to abandon my other throwaway account I hate to be " that guy , " but the joke is that Capn_Crotch made the JIF GIF ; that's him , naked in his room for no reason . I like plain boyshorts because they're sooo comfortable . It's a little weird when me and my boyfriend have almost matching underwear though As soon as he mentioned ad revenue , I shut the video off . I don't feel like supporting this dickhead with the few cents he'll get each hit . Get a real job . Dude ... Username ... Why do you assume it's Asian ? Racist . Hey man , we are so going skiing this weekend . Man the trails are going to be awesome . My name is Baked Potato ' cuz I don't eat em raw . > - - ( it's because irregardless has sadly become popular , which means that _regardless_ of actual etymology , it's in the dictionary . Punchline . Title . The strongest device ? You fucks confuses me ! I'm pretty sure you can only say go on OR This whole situation has really turned his life upside down face Did I read this right ? He fucked a squirrel ! ? The dominating ISP in my country gives out 615 ' s Would be nice if you would give the name or URL I would say Dead Space 2 ' s hardcore difficulty but I can't as I still don't have it Yeah absolutely . Many , in fact . Probably hundreds all over North America . Getting published in them isn't super likely though unless your story is just stellar , because their slush piles are enormous . It sounds like you're a little inexperienced in this field ( unless that post was sarcasm What if OP fucked his mother ? Nobody is going to see this thread if people don't upvote it Am I the only one who sees the " I saw it on Facebook and instantly thought it was porn oh god why , the 00 ' s sucked though ! its all just terrorist attacks and shitty pop music ! not to metion the creation of the jersey shore . * I hope fuck isn't an instruction in that context . * Oh no , you're right , it's important to teach kids about all the religions in the world . But livefreeordont was saying as if creationism should be the primary teaching . Needless to say I love my Mflb Why ? Sexytimes with a bird soomany concerns ? ? why ? It is just amazing ! i wish someday i have seen it in reality ಠ_ಠ Your username I watched the video and all I could think was how great / fitting the song was . It made me happy and excited for GW2 . I'm familiar with the Go ! Team but never heard this particular version of the song . Then I come to the thread and see the top rated comment is a diss to the song . I was a bit Night pictures Unfortunately neither does reddit " I'm pregnant from a rape . Clearly not legitimaaate ~ Haha , rape jokes . Because that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables I didn't get suspicious till I got to the part about the dog even though I have heard this before , damn you ... At first I thought you got so bored you punched your computer screen , until I realized it was a wallpaper . One guy actually bought and reviewed it Thanks for giving my mind a new creature to add to my nightmares . Sex and the city I'll be wearing one on the first day of school on September 5th . Pls dun beat me You traded away a Shiny Event Entei for a Shiny Zebstrika ? There's a similar problem in my hometown . Someone wrote an editorial about wind power being a horrible thing because--I am not exaggerating this--the founding fathers would be horrified if they knew windmills would be put up * and interfere with their view while they're going four-wheeling * . The strangest thing about this story is that both you and your parents were so eager to have you back in the hotel room before they have sex God damn it , we try to keep that secret . " no u ! " " no u ! " " NO U ! " " lol umad ? " but ... are you serious ? Nice try , future adversary oh i see .. Thanks bro ! .. and i figgured it out .. it was the fact that i cant be logged into my phone and the computer at the same time " Class of 1999 · Family and Child Development " You have more bats ... why did you stop WTF * sure * loves us . Seriously , how many posts on black people do you see ? ... You want the girl to be in pain during sex ? " The signature reddit face " under my umbrella Ella Ella EH EH EH ! The valid opinions of the author are overshadowed by the ' abysmal ' journalism and rape of the English language How old were you exactly ? As a New Englander that loves seafood : There's going to be another Daredevil movie ? You're having sex with him right ? The really love their closed circuit cameras in that country . Reminds me of the picture I saw of a similar plaque on a place where George Orwell once lived .. closed circuit camera peering out right above it Your account isn't even 2 hours old I have an albino bristlenose pleco and they max out at about 4 inches , like mine did . Other bristlenoses max out at about 6 inches , so as long as you have a 30 gallon ... you're typically fine . Most of the time they are great algae on glass eaters , which is why I got mine . However , he decided that he was going to be a decoration cleaner . Are you telling me that Barney Stinson isn't a super hero ? Nice try , Julian Assange Because it makes a difference in game I have absolutely no idea , but this IS the guy that yells " BONER BONER BONER " into the mic whenever the firefights get intense Please don't ... wink wink ... Show me any cool toys I don't have , but REALLY need . Someone with a Romney / Ryan shirt got on the video board just now . Four knife party tracks in a row ... First transition wasn't even mixed ... Oh dear ... that's a flip-n-fuck I hope everyone noticed the side by side , kakashi / tobi eye shot . You know , the eyes are finally back together again after obito escaped the crushing rock into his pocket dimension . Back when Maya Rudolph was hot Sigh ... Up vote . Not wanting to commit suicide everyday , oh and im almost done smoking so yea .... don't judge Suddenly a horse not enough time for porn ? Well then post it here ! I COMMAND YOU ! I was teasing my uncle saying he'd never had sex , he then proceeded to tell me he had two " fuck certificates " sitting in the other room . trying to get free stuff off of your fellow gaybro's clicks .... You need help feeling better ? uh * thanks * Yeah what the hell ... I can't watch it either People wearing crocs ... " Well-rounded character " I have to ask , HOW do you focus ? ! source now ! # # I WILL IF I GET # 3 My body is all sorts of retarded ! I've seen about 50 doctors in the last 12 years and they all fight about what's going on and diss each other's specialty . Not quite as bad as the crimson tide period jokes ... In front of children ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Your dad doesn't even care . So ur parents dance around at night with drills , chainsaws , and vacuums , while watching the discovery channel , interesting HALF DEAD ? " half dead " I took an Oprah to the knee . I have no idea . I dont even remember watching the vid Modesto born and raised . Never in my life have I heard someone legitimately talk like that . A video of this chick doin herself with a pool stick went around my high school ... I wasn't even there that day but every other Facebook status involved pool ... And I had to ask ... Seriously ? A repost of the worst kind ! I hope you're ashamed I did that when I was 8 and almost drowned myself If that'a a euphemism for * sex * then I think I like flipping tables ... not in that way I was speaking to a French woman who couldn't believe how few radio channels we had , and how * awful * they were . She didn't understand our need for a Classic channel either ... neither do I , Julianne You put the punchline as the title Well , it's better than being a man-baby . You know the ones who are like 30 years old and they dress like a baby , walk like a baby , act like a baby . They buy all baby toys , too . or a 6 - team league What the hell did I just watch These level 1 airport events are annoying That's what I'm wondering ... What makes this guy so damn special , that he's the only one on reddit with an " awkward " time zone ? There were more redditors at the bar , but most were ... lurkers ¿ Y si a la próxima invitas a r / Monterrey ? > shore duty lolz .. NO ! My annoying friend and her even more annoying friends got us all kicked out from the movie theatre because they were shaking the claw machines to get a toy and were acting super obnoxious . I had to wait with her because she was my ride home > It could happen to other countries in similar conditions . Yes , i'm looking at you , America You post this a few hrs after it was posted That's only for already-started downloads And now my girlfriend will never be getting fingered again ... It's comments like these that make me not want to read Reddit at work . All is quiet around me in these cute little cubicles , then all of a sudden a young guy starts maniacally cracking up without reason . Then eerryone goes ' ' Captain teemo was getting up in his duty , I understand fully . ' ' UP in his DUTY ? Not THAT Journey Come on guys , he has - 7 comment karma , you will make him join powder gangers Ya , none of that twist ending directed by shamasomethingsomethingmoviedirector shit . Give me that warm feeling " Hey , we aren't sexist ! We just don't want women playing video games . " " a ammo box " 12 year old ? Never has Reddit , where every cloud has a shit lining . Oh boy ! This is as good as the Strategy Guide ! ( Does this mean a white couple could have a black baby and an Asian baby at the same time ? Imagine the husbands face witnessing that . Jerry Springer material right there . You're the reason school shootings happen That's fine , I didn't want to make the playoffs anyway . Some women get satisfaction knowing Edward Cullen is staring at their lady parts all day ... > 5 ) Every word that starts with " Al " is Arabic . 93 app store updates Is it white ? The fact that you notice this disturbs me As a German and right after that happened someone told me it was bulls * * t that we don't take coins for our add-value machine Ditto , although I do it without a blowup doll Hey it's you from the future ! You hate QuickBooks with a fiery passion and demand extra pay when dealing with it of course not legally They also showed NFL hoodies - except the only one they had was for The Vikings Well , I guess collapsing your suspension IS one way to get that " lowered " look on the cheap . I was like Buns of Adamantium > It could happen to other countries in similar conditions . Yes , i'm looking at you , America Pages and PAGES of pets . Yeah you are right , PS3 and xbox have much tougher restrictions - they can not approve your game just because they don't like your button configuration The only " generation " that you have 3 versions is the Ruby / Sapphire / Emerald one ... but just because there are two Emeralds Disallow reddit when done something wrong ? Oh god i couldnt survive that 1,400 for the cheap package that can hold ten tampons . Why the fuck didn't I think of this I would be rich right now " it's ok everyone was doing it back then ... " do shut up It wasn't sent to me , but my friend's boyfriend and his best friend send each other pictures of their poop . It's like some on going * competition * between them or something .. No . Just .. no ... It's all negative space . Great now 9gag is in my history Well , this lineup definitely makes sense . It's not like Zito ever needs any run support or anything ... I can honestly say I can't find a bad thing to say about my xl so far . Yes , SOME pixelation on the upper screen but I'm updating from a dsi and the screen wil only displease the pickiest of consumers . I'm serious . Also I just beat SM3DL for the first time . Fucking weegee . Pretty much like How do you know ? Right there with ya Done . And since I have you here , what does this face They keep using the G3 logo . We on G4 now , niggas . careful with him , he is trying to create the t-virus ..... TIL that gays are dirty dirty birds , and that a stat from twenty years ago is still valid today dude there's a " NSFW " button for a reason This does not meme what you think it memes . ( You picked them up because you want them in all leather ? It reminds me of George Carlin and his bits about loving huge disasters , and the unspoken amount of entertainment value we get from them . This is a different kind of disaster , but none the less . ( Suddenly wonders if this whole Akin thing was set up to entertain and distract us or some other means of * something * ... fuck ..... * conspiracy Man , Ladson is so far from everything , move to West Ashley , my three bedroom house with fenced in yard , shop and carport was $ 700 a month . I would move back to Charleston in a heartbeat , but I would never move to Ladson . I have one . Girl has 2 rings , most recent guy must really want to get married , engaged , they break up , he's engaged again to another girl 2 months later . Wedding tomorrow night ! He's moving to NJ from NY . He's so fucked Sheeeeeeeeeeeet , I do ALL of these . And that requires you to downvote my last post Politics aside , it's a legit misused meme and also , one of my personal favorites being badly treated . ( you deserve a slow clap Is that going to be the new look of disapproval ? No thank you . Nice try make-a-wish foundation I just watched that while unintentionally starting up Skyrim . That graphic and intro audio was slightly epic Just unfollowed 12 ghost followers from this thread Omg this is what the guy from the Matrix was doing all day ! Don't have one anymore Only in America I just picked up a CIB Contra in almost mint condition for $ 35 shipped . Is is ludicrous . I'll say ! You guys could of just married me ! Do you know what Chinese handcuffs are ? Id like to be one for you two . I hope he is wearing a cup ... I now have a mental image for " So do I but it doesn't turn out too well ... It looks like Dark Souls It looks like Dark Souls Aw shit ! ! I hate coke . Well my buddy , who so happens to be an expert in vintage Spanish swordcraft , says that at auction these could go for upwards of 10k a piece . Now I don't get that kind of clientele in my shop so I'll give you 300 for the pair . That's not a question . hahahaha yea too much sugar , but its too awesome to resist You're inhuman . Can't you get mad just a little bit at his nonsense ? Just even a little bit ? A cross word even ? Say that he's wrong ? Maybe even a Time ? Well , my screen just esploded from too much dawwwww ! My stepdad says he's wasn't going to vote for Ron Paul because nobody is going to vote for Ron Paul .... I concur ! This kind of pisses me off . As important and iconic as they are , they don't get a statue commemorating them or something ? Just two sad looking gravestones ? This is why I never want to go to prison ! As a child , my Hungarian Mother would feed me these little balls of meat , with a pinch of salt on them . I loved them , so delicious ! As I grew older , I found out that she was actually feeding me cooked chicken gizzards and hearts . WTF MOM ? It doesnt kill to look back and check your spelling Not just yahoo , but Fox , CNN , Huffington post and shamefully tosh . 0 presented by the founder of scientology * * Ambition means never really being satisfied . Stardom and success require a ton of ambition ( amongst other things ) . You're let down that by a guy who is quite successful in one area of entertainment and sees himself moving beyond that ? You win Oh god rolling it bands and lats hurt That friend of yours is strikingly similar to Adam Sandler Your mom is a Canada ... I like your search history Redditor por 23 minutos ? I'm not sure what's more painful : what the patient must have gone through , or what I've gone through parsing all the grammar errors . the fact they use dead cat and dogs to feed cats and dogs Came early At first I was like Well I wouldn't say that a woman has to cry or be vulnerable to be believable ... Perhaps they are busy DIY'ing ? Is it about seat belts ? Damage hacks ? From the video blog post : " We could take some fat White kid raised by a single Mom on Twinkies and video games and stick him underneath the machine ... He would keep his mouth open , and some of the meat would fall in . Then he would eat it . We would keep him under there , and he would get fatter and fatter . After about 10 years of that , he would be so fat that he could become the King of Germany . " I hardly ever start a conversation in the locker room , but once in recent memory , a very good looking guy who was working out near me happened to be at his locker right next to mine when I returned to shower . He started talking to me , wearing only his briefs . Eventually he introduced himself by name and shook my hand . He was wearing nothing at that point . Good thing I was still clothed . This has never happened again . I accidentally killed one of them during that funeral . Everyone immediately walked over to the body , acted all surprised , and left . The funeral had just started . NOW he's gone too far " Family butchers " ? Est á ingles . Oh God I wasted so much time on Addicting Games What's the problem here ? I was writing 20 page research papers in high school . It wasn't harsh , it was what was expected of us . What happens when you get soap in your eyes ? Do you refuse to close them ? I wonder how text-to-speech pronounces I WANT .... I Need . Dear god , conspiracy and intrigue within the diaper world Is the joke that this link actually leads to a porn site ? Because I opened it twice , and got the comic only once " because of all the bitches I bang on the rag for free " Hey man . Invader Zim was a fantastic show . Very underrated . Alice in Wonderland is a classic too . Yeah Hot Topic sucks but ... " My parents were African , born in Jamaica " As proven by the kid that . Just . Got his final appeal denied and is forced to pay 22 grand per song in damages . > What was the point of saying that ? no you didn't Now I'm paranoid about whether I know you , because my mother says the same thing so you prefer a company that doesn't give 2 shits about your privacy ? allowing holes to go unrepaired for almost a decade while 3rd party malware infects your system to propagate itself , steals your passwords and financial information ? yeah microsoft is pretty awesome " He always has a smile on his face " This doesn't come with the system for the 3DS XL ? ? Ha that happens to me a lot as well actually , one time I bent over to put my shoes on and someone stroked my ass I love the over the top gameplay ( crazy cars , outfits , etc . ) , but I thought the overall story of SR2 was more serious and engrossing . SR3 was a little too rediculous . Like how the cops are shooting at you and asking for your autograph at the same time ... Good grief ... those iMovie transitions . And those short-shorts ! Did they get ripped and covered in bird shit accidentally ? Or was that how he purchased them ? ಠ_ಠ jajajaja pero yo vivo cerca de Patria . ( ╯ I do the same , boss says whatever I make from it is my " bonus . " It's a jersey thing . drug dealers 30 Tauros do not count for 30 individual Pok émon lol , I would give my life for a T Yep this definitely isn't photo shopped , Facebook always uses comic sans font . Make them chop onions ? * Oh , now I see it * ... Tyson Chandler I'm also a load master ... If ya catch my drift .. Well , if their intention is to have sex with someone , and then never talk to them again ( and its not a one night stand where both parties understand this / NSA situation ) then i wouldnt be friends with those people either 13 . THE ORIGINAL ARGUEMENT IS INVALID ! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ It took me reading this comment before going back and realizing it says MARTIAL and not MARITAL . Take a guess . I have a female friend who does this , albeit not to me ( because I have sex with her and therefore I dunno ) - we'll go around town , and she'll get free stuff at seriously every store - she takes advantage of dudes so hard , she says to me " you're a dude , so hold on to your alcohol , but I'm a pretty girl so I can get it whenever I want . " And I'm all like ... to be a virgin at 14 ? Scumbag yellow arrow , blocks the view I work for Reddit and make $ 0 . So I guess that's technically slavery Dd you try google ? Looks like she caught you staring It's a dog eat dog world ... Oooh I get it now ... I'm sorry but still ... No Oh damn . Touche . I had forgotten about that ........ Thanks for reminding me Porn ... You aren't going to be a perfect person every moment of your life ? Damn , guys , you're making me upvote Poop_is_food … What the hell is all this ? This is getting old , fast Maybe the sequel will be better ... This subreddit is for real stories What with the white stuff on his suit ............. seems rather ....... ? ? ? homosexuality does not deserve a " but the fact that you thought it fit , does . " Subaru " ..... 800 $ pour un 5 1/2 , rénové full clean I must know where this is from . I pity them , but they cause way too much harm to get a free pass . I can appreciate that they are in pain , but it doesn't give them the right to hurt so many others . I guess I can feel sorry for them , but I still wouldn't sleep with them Made sticky Thank you . [ * I SEE WUT U DONe THAR * * * I have an image of a man brutally fisting a woman while screaming falcon punch I don't want R rated starwars either , I just want battlefront 3 , republic commando 2,3 , 4,5 , 6,7 , 8 .... the live action TV show , and Knights of the Old Republic 3 . Also I'm a guy just I * really * hope there isn't a male version of this meme . I was on it today because I wanted to see if there was any lulzy / shitty pickup advice that I could laugh at . That thread , though ... ew . Keep praying ... i actually don't use RES So fucking glad someone agrees . The 3rd woman in the picture is actually holding a dildo Another instance of my username Give everyone a free Master Yi , that would hopefully bring some attention to how expensive he is . Suspicious quotation marks CLEARLY THE WAY TO EDUCATE HER IS TO SEPARATE HER FROM ANY FACILITY OF ETHICAL EDUCATION . So you have 20 chars on the same server or am I missing something ? Nicer than my house . Is it really so wrong to want to talk on your own post ? Stop posting personal info in the comments There is no In the future , let a car audio shop handle your car audio needs . You can probably find a working head unit from a junkyard though , and you've clearly got the chops to pop out the old one and put in a new one . Just no more DIY modifications ? ok ? You can't just solder a headphone jack onto the output of a head unit and have an aux input . It's funny how ~ ~ EA ~ ~ DICE said they wouldn't charge for map packs , but since they add 4 weps ... But EA's logic : OHHH no it has weapons now , so it's a DLC ... This was on the god damn front page today . All this time you've been tobi and you didn't tell me ! ? This was not even a joke Me when I saw that other cat waiting in the shadows : No you huts photoshopped it in . Peru ( South America ) even in servers from Brazil or Chile are 170 . Some of the servers in the US tend to get to 150 if no one in Peru is using internet Is this with a placed bet on a game ? I've never done sportsbook betting and I hate to be the guy that asks the the guy at the counter to explain how it works to me . Amusingly I lived in Vegas for many years but was never into college football until going to usc Anything but killing ladies , amiright ? Lightning strikes I was talking to my mom about the Burka Ban in France and she said " Good . I hate Muslims ! " Then when I asked why she hated Muslims , she brought up 9/11 . How does " I needs me a job as well I use it in my classroom to hold dry erase markers . Nobody draws on my board . I've started to realize how glitchy the app is . I would message someone , not get a reply back until 2 days later . And the reply is timestamped a minute after my message . Also there would be occasions when someone is online and signs off , and Grindr tells me that they were never online in the first place . That's what they said in 1985 Fuck you ! Some of us live in this shithole ! Why don't they stay in England . We don't give a piss if you are atheist or theist Exactly ! it's not like patches in BF3 my best example is the M26 mass + HB + underslung , after the 4 months they patched it and hey now they fucked the AUG + smoke + HB + underslung . Yeah , I don't think the song is about Kanye at all . I get that it's a story about a character . I just don't feel much sympathy for the character since it seems like his problems are related to his actions . The character reminds me of the reddit " friend zoned " neckbeards who bitch about assholes getting all the girls . Unfortunately , that gives me a Yesterday i saw that and i wanted to post it but i forgot ... Give me MY karma In summer ? I came here to say this as well no I made a special trip to get a fucking McDonalds toy . in OP's defense , i've only ever seen " And , pardon me , why did you know about fingering at the age of 12 Ha I can't remember the last time I called a manager . They get the disapproval face until they feel so awkward and uncomfortable they would just agree with me . " That shirts ten dollars take it or leave it the flatlands No matter how many times I watch that video , I can't believe he actually said that . Looks more like She fucking pissed in the drawer Lol no absolutely not , that's way too high ! ! I think now that the novelty has worn off I've calmed down a lot People like you only make us look terrible . It was Outlook that was steadily draining space on my HTC PPC - 6700 , so I moved my mailbox to my SD card . Was fine until I had to reboot . Plus one for heading off the crazy . > How does " I have a dog named Chloe . My husband started calling her Chloe-blowey , which quickly turned into Colon-Blow ... If I knew her in real life I would hate her . But she really adds so much to the show because her attitude is the joke . And it is hilarious . Also I know people like that . She was quite good looking . I went to one party with her , texted a bunch , then I asked her out on a date date , and she said she was " seeing someone " HAAA ! No you silly ! The Swiss Alps are in Africa . Didn't you have Geography class in high school ? The worst part is that he's fucking retarded . What did you just do to me ... Who is stupid enough to buy pre-sale PAX sona for 75 $ ? But not impossible ... You let a 3 year old watch ATHF ? How long before the theorists come by ? I thought I had a strong stomach , then I watched a bit of this video ..... Noped right the fuck out of there . Didn't read comments to see that this is a repost because I was too excited about having an answer . > Very relevant if Bethesda decides to skip to a new era ( again Find it suspicious that this was posted then Neil Armstrong died ... My , what a classy username you have How an account is 2 days old and has over 20,000 comment karma Judging by your typing skills you'd be the first to go . What is that thing ? Don't you have something else to do ? Dude ! Don't oust him like that ! I refuse to believe a person can be THAT stupid Sonofabitch .... I didn't want to click on that link , I had to . Haven't had the experience yet . Would have been nice had they decided to try something else . I had torn a ligament in my chest " coming soon " HAHAHA you must be a redditor since you used I do not approve of your user name i can see how thats .... romantic .... I had a Ford Maverick that wouldn't start without belts buckled . Driving test was awful when I had to tell the six foot cop to buckle up . Learn to write , that made no sense . Imagine the F2004 with slicks ... I always find the weapons change and get tweaked ( for better or worst ) each version and sometimes in updates . Either way , should be a fun game . The fact that she is still starting med following this scandal is quite despicable . For janos try eBay . I live really near the employee store and headquartera too lol , my friend went to the employee store this morning . Instead of taking me he took his little sister Except when you don't get all the jizz out .. that shit hurts like a bitch . This was on / v / way before here > When told this she got all smiley and happy that she would have the food she ordered and * * * did not apologize * * * for somehow confusing two stores 10 miles away from each other . dude , not my intention . My intention was for people to see the massive similarity between I have actually encountered servers where they ban KITS ! Why the fuck would you ban a kit ? ! Back up ...... the butter is already in the bag ? ! An hour ... Holy fucking Jesus This should be at the top instead of that stupid You have to remove the tweak before you restore . Otherwise , your stuck with it forEVER Ah , Strange Brew ... decent pub . More of a fan of Milly's ( food rocks there + jazz night ) . And I'm actually living in Calgary , now . Moved here after school for work . I'm flying to LA next week though ! You make me feel all excited to experience LAX Cat vomit . I was young and thought it was a melted cookie ........ I was greatly mistaken Wow , that warning definitely lowered my expectations . Pork ? So bacon ? Funny story about that " All My Files " folder on the left ... That worked better than expected Or hope it is Go ahead . When I thought about the abstinence only platform combined with this kind of thinking , which is much more widespread among conservative politicians than just Akin , I'm just Nothing good ever happens when I hover over spoiler tags , yet I do it anyways I hate you . I haven't slept for about 41 hours , and now won't be sleeping this night either I just witnessed a guy cut off his own nipples and pour battery acid into the wounds , and it's on the same subreddit as * this * ? If a headline or topic asks a question , it can always reliably answered , " No . " If it was a true or proven thing , the headline or topic would simple be a simple declarative statement , not an open ended question . Yeah ... Sure ... " found " we totally believe you OP . Not sure if foreign currency . . . Or Chuck E Cheese token That doesn't mean he wants to crash the server . Almost all games nowadays that aren't console ports support DX11 Why did that make me download the gif ? That rape scene in the shower is pretty brutal too , and seeing the blood go down the drain That was so hot . But goddamn I can't tell what's the most awkward part about it . Her narration or the guy fapping in the background . I'm missing lots of cards on this port over I'm only level 18 . You're under the assumption that a 10 year old girl is sexually active . We don't speak of the epilogue . What the flying fuck is a herocux ? Sounds like a disease That doesn't make any since . The world is inside the universe . The universe is everything . The world is earth , but I see your confusion . Back in the good old days , people thought the world was the only thing in the universe . They thought the world was the universe . In upstate NY it costs me 10.50 for a basic movie and the fancy 3D shit is around 15 . But hey the candy and snacks are all real cheap > Almost all games nowadays that aren't console ports support DX11 omg fuck . I wasn't scared of anything in this thread till I read your story . I'm wearing a winter hat everytime I go outside Don't " What ? > . > " you know damn good and well " what " How trusting you are of your husband ... Chinas an amazing country I was there for the 2008 world expo although im sure , at the rate things are going , its changed a great deal already . I see why you miss the food those little dumplings really moreish and Chinatowns just not the same . How do you know that's exactly what a spy would say unless your a spy ... Good god , I'm not playing that game here Because the first face This is definitely not a repost As much as I like that about this game , people were trying to steal apples from me in some low level Human event Jute y u such a hot commodity Banning copyrighted stuff ? Sony and the Xunlai storage agency are going to get me permabanned if they ever find out I'm using My First Xunlai as a bank alt Russia got to space first I'm currently 300 + miles from Baltimore , and Orioles games are blacked out . I did more research into it and realized how stupid I was to believe his claim in the first place . And I am a biochemistry major ... Dear lord , I didn't even know sober people like those in the posts existed . XCompose is just a mapping for compose keys . The system one is in / usr / share / X11 / locale / $ LANG / Compose , which means you can have keyboard layout specific ones I think , and the user space file is in ~ / . XCompose . I like the user specific one because it makes it so easy to put in whatever I want in a way that I can easily remember like aliases in my bashrc . For example , " Caps + l + o + d " gives me " Everyone else in the class : I rather liked the old " hilaribad " movie you can't watch on your phone = Mlg sucks there is a java update available , please visit www.identitytheft.ru/rape.php to continue ... It is not that I like Obama , it is just that the Rebublican candidates are so ... When I first checked Gary Johnson , his web site proudly proclaimed , " Privatized over 50 % of New Mexico's prisons " . Your username and comment confuse me . That was a dangerous click Seriously ? No , of course they make 700k a year . Duh . Oh god I didn't know that existed . How have I called myself a Rufus fan until now ? I warned them about the drifting neutrinos , but they told me to shut up . Not sure . I'm probably wrong , that's what I get for trusting people on the Internet With the more expensive one , the brakes look different on each color . Should that concern me ? Also , how easily can the frame be painted ? who ever said it was his last strip She was at a park when she found this Barbie head stuck in between this fork in the tree . You can just make out the faint " Loser " on it's head . I always hear people call every type of fighting karate . I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the point is that it's illegal . It didn't stop being illegal once a new president was elected . Or are you arguing that it's not a crime if someone else does it too ? first pic FTW but maybe its because you are holding a beer What are you doing to that poor pug ? ! I couldn't tell ya , Benny . I just make what pops up on the screen with this You're full on paranoid parrot , not cynical No you took this off of / r / london or united kingdom . Because I posted it ? Look at the title . I don't know these people . They don't come here . For the most part , none of these posts are in any way linked back to the OP . I think we've had a grand total of 6 people , in the 3 years I've been following this subreddit , actually voluntarily post pictures of themselves . Perhaps it may be due to the welcome they receive . Is this urgent because you've already done it ? So after I was with this guy , he tells me he has herpes and I should get checked . I go to the doctor , tell him my story , get checked . He comes in the room and says " Well , you have herpes . " Then a long pause while my head rushes with fuck . He continues " It's type one , oral . No real need to worry . Just don't have contact if you get a cold sore " That is it ! I'm quitting minecraft . Why would someone do that ? My facial expression when I heard those noises : Not sure if I too , read the Cracked article . Your username oh god , is that what lulu is referring to You described my ex-girlfriend Why the eff does your ( or any ) church have a dress code ? I first noticed this at the end of a team death match round . I was probably in about 4th points-wise but my KD was way higher than 1st , 2nd , and 3rd so I was surprised that I got MVP . For a while I was hoping that they improved the MVP determination but then I figured out that it was because I had premium . Also , is this not a pretty common joke among atheists when making fun of religious fundys and the silly arguments they have ? Its like hes making a joke about what we already joke about people like that joking about because their stupid . I checked her posts . No / r / gonewild ones He tried to close Gitmo ... TIL About period sneezes Hmmm . Thats it . I'm just gonna give Apostate a Frank's Adventure . Adding that face to something doesn't make it funny . It'll be child free at that point I assume ? Or will you be celebrating your birthday , alone , in the pit , surrounded by children .... I was laughing until I saw the cartoon's hands . The thumbs are all wrong I'm sorry if I'm offended when people are completely ignorant . Come on ! Modmyi takes up half the screen . Nostalgic , that's what . So I know this'll get buried but it happened like five minutes ago so I have to post it . My girlfriend came into the room while I was reading this , sat down next to me , and whispered " Sometimes , I have a hurricane in my vagina . " I didn't know what that meant , but I was getting ready for something nice . Then , she says , " The doctors call it a queef , but I know it's a hurricane . " I've been lurking since you founded it HOW ? ! ? dear santa .. don't send me this shit Um ... the labia minora ? Why is my name on her shirt I bury a I actually looked at her submitted posts . She posted a meme to r / funny I've watched it before , and I think kitten videos are adorable . I'm a dude I thing he liked it . What . Damnit Harry just use your wand I was at the rec center in my area swimming in the pool and these two women with their young childeren were lying down reading that book . They even had towels over their laps When people post common annoyances in a thread that clearly asks for " random / odd pet peeves " . I'm confused . can't go a few weeks without a cum box reference ..... Forgive me father , for I have ... o . O ... Forgive me father for I have once again ... Nothing is worse than stepping on a Lego on a hardwood floor , the pain hits you so you hop , but the Lego is stuck to your foot so you land on it again , this time crunch . I call the police I live in MA . It's like a living hell . You ever seen a rich south shore kid ? Not a single fucking link in your entire list that pertains to 9/11 being an inside job . Not ... a ... single ... fucking ... link . Edit : I'd like to point out that everything on your little list has actual evidence to back it up . And yet , none for your 9/11 conspiracy theory ? Pretty fucking convenient that you're using two different standards for admissibility . I thought self-karma doesn't count . C'mon , he said she was in highschool , that's not cool . Shit . Happens . Ironstylus . Baron . Is this a troll or is this serious I can't tell . It's super * defective * My post is now flawed , thank you very much Your move human ! This place has pot If you mean him being on death row is a happy ending ... Thanks for making me look like a drama queen now . That is , literally , an excellent use of the term " literally " . ee 4.9 / 5 just because i didn't see any mushrooms in there ಠ_ಠ I can see a way to cut prison costs ! Using the same needle over and over ! ! ! I read a summary of the book after watching the movie . Apparently in the book , all the boys have sex with the girl in a pre-pubescent gangbang . I wouldn't be so quick to judge people with brony merchandise for being mentally destabilized . I've read your comment history . We'll just keep it at that . That's when you know you've really made it . This video ... hit and run =/ = atom bomb I read the article because I thought they were going to tie it all together at the end . Y'all need to stop fightin ' about baby dicks . Thats what I was thinking , I actually have asked him " is your dick broken ? " . He said no . But I know he masterbates in the shower cuz I can hear it and what man takes a 30 min shower My girl and I compare and compete to have the best burps and farts ... And she is winning the bunny Riven is hella cute . and Teemo is like " that is a bowling ball .. My wii destroyed so many disks Your sister was very lucky to have you do that . I got no talk , no books , nothing from school ( they don't talk about that stuff till you are in gr 7 ) . So I went the whole week not knowing I was on my period thinking I hurt myself . I never told my mother , or anything . By the end of the seven days , I finally figured out what the pads in the cupboard were Why would I fuck batman ? That's right . Congrats ! You have won an Australian Spider Safari ... So your saying if I'm being chased by a lion my best bet is to try and outwalk it ? " Apparently she died August 27th 2012 " Nice try Makleb Figured that was the case here The french guy has 3 legs in the 2nd panel Yeah dude , because in the countries of our allies such as the great Saudi Arabia , nothing like this would EVER happen , right ? I mean , it's not like there is evidence of regimes we support doing stuff like this all the time ... Meme . All my friends mistake Meme for Mem ... Just got me to buy a ticket . " The foothills of the Alps " > That's when you know you've really made it . Just what I want during my workout--for my tits to be bouncing up and down in my face ! But at least they'll look good , right ? That is a baaaaaaaad joke . Thanks , I wasn't going to sleep tonight anyways The image is not there anymore . Nice try Gallagher during the Oregon State Fair . You two just made me laugh like a maniac in bed at night . Thanks for letting my wife think I lost it completely No , stop , it is not funny at all . He gives his snake cute little kisses near the end when it has finally got the chicken down ... I thought that the ' ' All of the ones near me are " linksys 1 " or " wireless . " ლ ( Even though it's only a waffle I still wanted to vomit from the memories . Mix it together ! The cheese to pasta ratio is messed up ! Yeah I'm giving some random , likely college aged idiot , a phone number of someone I love . Makes total sense . I know , I upvoted your comment :) I just think it's gotten ridiculous how conspiracy-ridden has become . It's a female ? She must be attention whoring I ... wow ... the kid on the right has easily one of the ugliest faces I've ever seen . Overheard in December : I feel so bad for that deer . It's 10 degrees ( f ) out there ! ლ ( Im not gonna downvote you , but I laughed my ass off and closed it in the first five seconds . Frost mage vs Warrior . Should be called the book of moron . At that height he could seriously damage some balls You can't make a terrible drink and expect me to pay you for it just because you think you look good . Sorry lady You have no idea how many times I heard that joke growing up Putting on deodorant is part of my after-shower ritual , not my dressing ritual . Perhaps that would be a better idea for people who sometimes forget ... because it is * never * ok to forget . ( Nice try , the late Douglas Adams . You shouldn't have said that ... now they'll never stop Yeah , of course it's " not-for-profit " . My name . It is spelled Josu é and pronounced Ho-zhu-eh , but people often pronounce it Jose , Josie , Jesus , and my dumbass friends like to call me Josephine that's what i thought but I figured I'd go with it when she wanted to . would you deny it ? regardless , she then tells me during one of our heated conversations that her saying " I don't date outside my religion " was a way of not telling me the way she really felt ( which was she thought i was bf material back then ) and she thought I should have figured out the way she felt about me while we were fucking even though she didn't say anything ... This is very true of the 1 - star reviews . I was looking at an album yesterday , and the only 1 and 2 - star reviews were written by people who mistakenly thought the album was by a different band with the same name . What did you pay for that ? I think the first number is the series and the second is the power . I have 2 gtx 470 ' s which give me awesome frame rates . They run really cool for this game too and it looks great . They almost cooked me alive with skyrim and d3 which both of those games look like Dora the explorer compared to this game . Has anyone else preordered this from Gamestop and not yet received it ? Still haven't received mine , says it shipped but the tracking number hasn't updated in almost a week ... Should have gotten it from Newegg Update it on the website . That is usually the problem . Or you need to reset your password This was made in chunky cheeses A MILF with camel toe Staring the cops right in the eye to gain dominance Why did I click this She would always eat any fish that I catch ! RAW ! The awkward moment when mom's camel toe is showing Which is why I said abusing , I knew people who would purposely double or triple their intake during finals for a boost . Punk gets main event , match lasts 15 mins max . Mother of god Natural selection isn't working I like facial hair but I hate that I grow it . Why ? If I don't shave it , girls think I look like a slob if I have stubble . When I do shave it ( every morning , aren't I lucky ? ) it pisses off my acne and I get a ton of ingrown hairs and zits ლ ( Are you asking someone to pay for your character transfer with an offer of " whatever you want " ? That almost sounds like the making of a Craigslist post . Cooking IS fun . This is retarded . Kittahs are lactose intolerant . he was ... wrong Buying kids is illegal . This is just another way of saying " Came here for this ! " That could have gone a completely different route . I saw the edit . This makes me wonder if this is something I've witnessed and upvoted before I sometimes have lucid dreams in which I discover myself blowing myself , and I tell myself to stop . A guy in my history class last year ( 10th grade history ) asked if we still used railroads Thats actually an alphabet from the kannada language . Its supposed to be read as " pa " . As for the TIL OP is a Bad Ass What is actually occupying that space ? Blood ? Inflamed tissue ? Either way ... I'm not getting an option for this at all 2017 Speed Triple wait thats a clit ? I'm sure they meant cucumber . If not Ok you can't go picking my top 2 ATM before I even get here ! Ah . I remember something like this happening to me or my friend in a Subway once . I was rather impressed by their " customer service " . Now I know what he was actually up to .. My god whats wrong with his face That freakin ' scene , man . Not sure if trolling or actually serious 20 inch is incredibly small for a TV DA sure does attract the strangest art ... I'm mexican and would do the same thing with a couple of friends . I was a little nervous that our single black friend would hear us though " How to screenshot " " Learn how to make a screen " This is what atheism looks like you retarded fundies ! Nobody has died over these powerful symbols of my childhood which ended like a year ago , whereas you're " skycultist talismans " that you literally believe gives people the right to kill and rape small children are from the bronze age and just * * LOOK AT ALL THE KILLING RELIGION LITERALLY DOES ALL BY ITSELF ! * * * Logicmate * Skygeese . How does a homeschooled person have that many Facebook friends Haha sounds good , man . Sorry to hear about your financial problems ... Sounds like a definite shitty day . I live in California where you have a better chance of winning the lotto than you do getting a job in retail . Retail is like the simplest shit , eh ? No , Obama can't get his shit together Those top comments . Amazing ! Dat carpet . I didn't downvote you . I just don't like you You haven't even known this guy a week and you're already milking his accomplishments for karma ' of of ' Did it ever " come back out " ? I asked myself , why ? Its cute kitty . Then I scrolled down Are you not allowed to carry the M9 ? If so , why not ? They have a 12 pound first trigger pull , and they manufacture the 92fs in a . 40 version which everyone seems to have a hard on for even though 9mm is fine You mean ( starts at 1:05 ) .... i know , right ? he could've made it simpler and we would eventually get his point . his choice of words scream pretentious to me I seriously wish I could more than one upvote for this link . Beer came out of my nose . Great , great job . Now that will never leave my brain , and I shall think of you . OP's bravery reading is currently at 2 romneys ( or 2.0 Explain yourself . What is that from please . You want them back ... ? Oh , dear . Old enough to know better . my internet history ... Yes-he should be applauded for resisting that overwhelming rape temptation one gets when they see someone sleeping on a train I feel like whatever he's holding is causing Katarina's suprised facial expression . Can someone give us a real answer ? Yeah , ' cause we know how much / r / technology * loves * to bash Microsoft . Yeah , ' cause we know how much * Reddit * loves to bash Microsoft . Aww man , you had to bring in the the snootiness of your kind , didn't you ? Good luck getting one . It's called a title But ... that isn't even funny ... I was gonna say that my dad was a dental assistant for many years ( Same job different title and less pay ) but I don't wanna ask him that last question . Who said I was joking " Real life cake day " It would not look very pleasant ( or smell TIL Sivir's classic skin isn't wearing any underwear not sure if i should upvote or not You get a women ... Loving the new banner . You might want to take my advice as well ......... McCollie Maroney is not impressed ... " Please fart . Just do it , please . " I have no idea what TIL Reddit loves pedophiles . Is it just me or does she look like shes got a bulge going on ? Because you know , dogs don't shed either . and i just reviewed comment history .... Most likely religious women . My mom supports him because that's who God would want in office Actually I used to post to GW and I most PMs were actually very nice . Then again maybe my " creepiness ' threshold is higher than normal . Most women I know are all " OMG he called me ' sweetheart ' , ew ! What a creep ! ! ! " Didn't I call it ? Quad rotor and all ! So , you took a picture and uploaded it to reddit before moving your car ? even worse when the support ticket directs you to repair the client what ... I mean ... what ... I don't even .... The ones who manage to misspell every other word , then bitch at people who make one small spelling mistake . " omigawd you totes mispelled ' write ' in ur rage-comic . learn to spell lmoa " What are you , 10 ? Yeah , because that's all that's wrong with that comment . I don't understand this video , why didn't the driver slow down for an obvious turn ? Can anyone be this stupid ? Was this an attempted suicide video ? There's not even an attempt to turn , he just sits up and continues giving gas So you lost your job and your first though was " Hmm better see if I can get some free games from reddit . " Hey ! ! ! It's not that bad ( usually ) . You've got AC on your buses ! ? ! ? I would but .... WHAT FUCKING DAY IS IT ! ! ? ? Hit it bro . You never know ... She might be super awesome and blow jobs ! She gets closer each time ! ! Ram does not quietly " slot into place " , like in the pictures . Not being able to play with your buddies on the same server is a good feature ? Don't forget your Xanga ! Sure looks like that person was really inconeniencing all those families with sedan packed with kids Plenty of decent people go there . Like yourself , right . That's what the other people on the boat are for ? Also , lifejackets ? He's not going to hurt himself doing this , but ... this isn't really the most efficient way to get results ... encourage him to get educated on the topic of lifting and recovery , he's be better off doing a solid hour of lifting a day , 3 to 5 days a week . I don't see the word " squats " anywhere here . Goomba's face : I think what he meant was he was going to get a downvote for the " Anyone notice the guy behind JJ to the left ? Again , I spent 3 - ish hours watching that video . TLDR : MOD chosen because shes a girl and girls are used as attractions . Not sure if I misunderstood or Yeah I got my phone back . Didn't kick her ass , but made the most intense But , Google Translate , how do you screw up English more then Italian ? Absolutly I'd love to be able to lay out a redstone contraption on my iPhone while at work ( * working very hard I swear this is the first and last time I say this but ... where is the dick ? Neat find , but only 2 were from the 80s . I seriously stopped mid sentence and gave the Sivir with Warmogs . Homophobic comment . Absolutely worst thing is playing total war on slow HDD , every battle take like 5 min just to load up You based your username off of that ? Your words say just kidding but the face says otherwise . I don't know which way to take your comment . I don't know the details , but you've been tagged with an Orange " Rich redditors Not sure if you remember , but 4chan posted this a while back on their boards . Every . Single . Board . And it never fucking ended . Err , well . My mother is called Cynthia and she was also blonde as a teen . Well with sage like advice like this for his comments , I can see why . To think I was excited aboute 1K It's fucking eating . It's a basic need that all life has , not a fucking drug . Wait , what am I ? American of Canadian descent ? Well he certainly does not look like a bitch . I know that for god damned sure . Really ? We couldn't find a better picture of a hooker leaning into a car ? We had to choose a picture from 1984 White male here , I get this all the time if I'm explaining scientific principles , technology , philosophy , etc to someone . Apparently , everyone that wears camo boots , Columbia shirts , and speaks with a thick southern accent isn't supposed to be able to say anything more than " HURR DURR , NASCAR ! " So , I'm " well-spoken " simply because I know basic 5th grade science . What ? No calculator ? Dat Ass . This one . I've heard everything else in this thread but as a near constant sufferer of ear infections , Q-Tips are somewhat of a nightmare . Have a reluctant upvote I was okay up until the part with the spiders . * Fuck * spiders . How about in 2008 ? i got Bibarel on my first try Hey , I'm in the Carson Valley and the same shit happened to us here . They had to build a new pipeline from Minden . As a Chinese , I was totally shocked when I saw the man dying in this video . It really struck a chord in my mind though I didn't suffer the same pain as he did . Such stories always remind us to treasure everything we have . However , the video has been deleted very quickly . not with me you dont , i walk in and look at your shoes under the stall . * then i judge * Because you haven't finished yet Is that some sort of ebay reference ? Damn that's cold . As I'm typing this I'm imagining her sucking 10 dicks simultaneously . People on welfare don't have souls ? I know a 14 year old boy dating a 18 year old girl ... What part of google is this ? I'm like you conflicted , I like the content but dislike the title My friend is a nurse , one time she was prepping an obese female patient for surgery and found a Twinkie in her folds . 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Fuck that shit when it comes to watching people climb buildings . My face literally looks like this That's not right ! Cats the way it bee sometimes . More classically , he / she / it RETURNS . To return to . I don't have one . Least satisfying finish .... Ever That's what I was asking you . Fap . In the living room . The novelty of that wears off pretty fast . I'll post each one separately . I'm a furry - honestly - because I randomly stumbled on the fandom 4 years ago . I was looking for a dr who or star trek or some other sci fi convention near where I live . In my convention searching I randomly found a furry convention that was going to be held . I had pretty much the same reaction kate had in the photo ( WTF is a furry convention No . Found it on google images I'm hoping to get a good gaming PC by the end of the year , I'm sure it would make gameplay WAY better then PS3 because updates , DLCs and Mods . With my current computer I can't even play the sims Now your edit makes my comment look silly . Also , you couldn't live if photosynthesis didn't exist . People have lived without skyscrapers , however , for most of human existence . But whatever , skyscrapers are more impressive because you never bothered to wikipedia construction techniques I had to ask ... Yes ... HMMM indeed . Possibly even I've learned that you can TEAR to different degrees ! ! Eek ! ! 15 year olds and computers ? Pft ... I sadly quote " Hey I cleaned up most of my computer space today ... guess what ? If you delete System 32 your computer will be much faster " ಠ_ಠ You can't be serious How do you know what fermented spiders taste like ? That's why I'm writing in Aung San Suu Kyi . I mean , she's not a candidate or even an American citizen or even a resident of the US , but she'd be a great President and I don't mind just casting my vote into the wind . Das warn Witz Wow , now I get why so many times I heard about young americans having their own house ( that they bought with the money they earned in their job ) . Here in europe small apartment in shitty towns cost atleast $ 200k . ... Clop Clop is 37th most active . i knew this was coming Source : 9gag If it makes you feel better you can say you liked Dark souls before it was cool . If there was a hotel , they would have lost your reservation anyway . ... approx 500 cal / hour activity everyone's gotta have a hobby . Some get fat ... some chase chubby . Not that there's anything wrong with that . Yay , fat-shaming ! Let's all make fun of the obese woman on the internet ! Haha being overweight is SO FUNNY u guyz srsly ! ! 11 ! ! Oh , yes please . I want to use this on my profile too ..... She's married to a Greyjoy . How awesome could she be ? Younger vegetarians ? How do you figure the ones I know must be younger ? Sounds like the usual ageism argument to me . Call me a stupid 12 year old next . It makes me respect your opinion more . he clearly hit the officer with his dreadlocks . Adolf Hitler Campbell got a I got my eyes on you For a minute I figured I was about to get " Bel-Aired " ... no such luck Yesterday at my university cafe this happened to me on BOTH sides . You order your food on a computer yourself , and then you just stand around and wait for your number to be called . I was standing alone , and a large girl came up and stood horribly close on my left , then a different girl came up and stood close on my right . There was plenty more waiting space all over the cafe too . Well played , you certainly showed me . to get their opinion Nice try al qaeda I once used a giant zip tie when I worked I a shipping department . Was fine until I had to sit down to use the toilet . I think this is already a thing in spelunking , called " the rapture " Yeah ... why is that . Did you invite us ( Reddit ) ? My aunt thought instead of singing " ya ain't no holla back girl " that she was singing " ya ain't not harlem black girl " Anybody else noticed how uncomfortable wooden chairs are ? Especially at schools and universities . There is now too less fat on my butt so after a few minutes it starts to hurt ... Cat version of " in the end " You and ponto should work together This freaked me out for a sec , my aunt's name is Cathy If Artie ever gets married and manages to stand with a stick AND ends up with his bride wearing something like this , I know I'll be all Too many people keep stealing my birthday I like the way you would try to get a BJ any chance you got . He has no eyes I'm scared to pick up JLA #12 today ... I'm afraid if someone see's me reading it they'll think that I'll be reading 50 Shades of Spandex NO ! Who in the right mind would find that fun ? My name is Skylar IRL and when people ask me how it is spelled , if it's S-C-H-U ... I just Mr . President , do you listen to Wu-Tang You tease , you . I must have all of the sleeves . Thank you titties . Be careful driving on the Selmon Expressway ... I just got pulled over for doing 71 . There isn't much traffic so I wasn't pay attention to my speed . Dude had the nerve to tell me that I should watch my speed because they were trying to keep the senators and congressmen safe . Lake semen .. you have more guns than me Someone , somewhere , is going to get raped because of this ... I think you meant Says premium required Is anyone else a little bit disappointed that he only answered 10 questions , and avoided all of the controversial ones entirely Jack Nicholson ? He caaaan have any car in the world . He's the President . Yeah , our boxer goes nuts even when the mailman walks up the steps . There have been moments where my baseball bat has been conveniently placed next to the door for the next idiot to choose our place to sell vacuums or sell home security systems . Hence the " bad time " . Being the stay at home dude , I'm trying to perfect my " I'll kill you where you stand " look for all those that happen upon my front porch and wake the baby . A 3 month old doesn't know the difference between mailman , A-hole salesman , or annoying neighbor . My perfected gaze won't either . A friend of mine is stalking me , so i thought i would lead him to this subreddit and see if he feels like making the journey . I'm looking at you Jordan According to your Claddagh ring your taken . Hell , I know who you are too . You forgot about the super dry flaky skin . The awkward moment when you know a redditor in a small town that makes it to the front page Do you see what is wrong with that logic ? Sidebar --------> Its a bomb , a random pack of cigars sent to someone . Normally you post tracking numbers so everyone can see where it ’ s going . xxRECONERxx sent one , but no tracking numbers , claims to have a purpose but I just don ’ t know Just seeing Ummmmm many he wants us to vote for him " those buildings " I banged a stripper because hoes keep stealing my tacos Implying the CIA operatives weren't taking money from a cartel . We won the re-bid for our contract , and they told us they were cutting our PTO by 7 days / yr , but won't reduce our already pitifully low salary . If a different company would have won , I could have been looking at a ~ 55 % raise Sorry to disappoint , but my gay wedding will have none of these fabulous , glittery things things ... It looks like he's sleeping for good . Try being an arts student ... not only is there no air condition but the ventilation pumps hot air into the drawing and painting rooms . Let's get this shit everywhere I second this . Haha . I'm just messing with you - I checked your recent posts to take a guess at the demographic you might fall in to . Does that make me a troll ? It can come early . Mine was invaded aged 23 .. That my pot smoking great uncle that I'd favoured as a child brutally stabbed his first wife 37 times . Spent about 10 years in prison then met his current wife of 20 years Dated 2001 ... By his paraplegic uncle . My cousin lives in South Korea and teaches English . I can understand paying to bank them for private use but paying to donate them is just silly . I didn't get an option to bank them for private use though so maybe they don't do that here . Which is weird because they asked if I wanted to keep the placenta attatched to my baby until it falls off naturally yeah , and he is only relevant in the usa I'm surprised they are able to fill 30 mins with Nickelback songs That's the twist . Yep no roads , except the government subsidized railroads that brought the people to the land purchased by US government . That is not majoring in evolution .... Y'all are going to compare some video game developer to the president ? Because every black qb is mobile and athletic ... It shocks me now that I was able to find someone on that site ... I'm sure you've seen multiple people purposefully discredit their arguments with their comment's closing line . I'm not sure you know how capitalization works No Rex Mason ? Sorry not all of us can be as clever as you look it up online when he wanted to be elected originally he said he was a christian then he cancelled the christian prayer day for muslims . We had 1500 terroists mourning another terroist and he said not to kill them all . He increased the U . S debt by over 5 trillion dollars more than any other president . He takes his wife out once a week to eat dinner via plane and that plane costs 100,000 $ to fill up . This man is not for us Where are those buckshots coming from ? Man I tought how awesome I am that I remembered instaly something from a game that I played 8 years ago - reddit makes me feel so ordinary Alright , I'll say it . Why is this on gaybros at all ? Boys in dresses ? Total guy stuff . Punchline in the title ! Why does your phone auto-correct to kike ? No sand ? There was obviously sand I mean NOBODY would jump to that conclusion , and since you are on the Internet and telling us you were parked and that it's not open clearly we should take your word for it . After all If it's on the Internet it must be true . Movie about ghosts / demons , Based on a " true story " Seriously ? People browse * porn * at work ? What offends me is the most is that the author called it a " crack pairing " I facepalmed so hard .... Wooop thats it guys ! i must be straight ! cuz apparently faggots don't watch this show ... what a relief . For some reason , I read that as if you were a 16 year old and have a five year old of your own and I made this face : Yes . The girl that said that is a porn star . Morain I think . I saw it on a different thread . There are links to the videos . Very suspicious watermark on bottom-left ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ I have taken 4 showers in the last 5 months too ... but I'm not homeless . You liked your own comment ? Alright sorry , I wasn't aware ( shame on me Liberal media ... ugh ! Sounds like my father Redditors saw republican and said kill it with fire , didn't even bother to read and see he was hating Fox news . It's nice to know that Reddit is such a wonderful community that likes to welcome newcomers instead of insulting them for being excited about their first post It wasn't a typo . I simply misread his comment . Not sure if that makes things any better . Perhaps you better post this in / r / firstworldproblems Yeah some how . 07 an hour equals around 1500 a step that's TSA math for you > We had another but it was closed because one of the owners was caught in an online child-sex sting Maschinen des Tages des jüngsten Gerichts ლ ( His philtrum Why does the girl know what her mother uses it for ? Can you imagine being that small ! A house-cat would be like a mountain lion ! Tagged as " Le EA shill About exactly ? Fell off on a wall ? ... This isn't gaming related ! ( " In his house ? Dat font . Nice try Jay Cutler ... Yes . Yes you do . Yeah . I didn't get any warning signs like that when I moved into a room in a guy's house . Everything seemed very normal until one day he started folding up my laundry for me , and then sending me emails commenting about my " sexy thongs . " But then he started having loud sex with transexuals , with his bedroom door open , and asking if I wanted to join in . Then one day I started noticing that my bedroom door ( at the END of a hallway that had nothing else but my room and bathroom so he had no reason to go down it ) kept being open when I came home from school , when I'd specifically closed it before I left . I installed an identical doorknob with a lock once I confirmed I wasn't just crazy and the SAME DAY he commented that I put a door with a lock on it . You can't find good Mexican food in Logan Square ? Advertising wrongness . Shut up , Wizard And Reddit says ... you're right bikes should only go on 15 mph roads But ... but ... but ... I'm going to question why you are stalking me , miss . Yeah , that definitely sounds like what I wrote . Said MidgetFetish Yeah where is N'Zath Metzen ? ! Liar . I know this doesn't really help but I've been with Virgin from Blueyonder -> Telewest -> Virgin . No problems . Had a brief bit of prolonged downtime but that was because someone cut and stole my god damn cable Your flair ... Being able to pee anywhere . Only disadvantage is sometimes pee goes everywhere . There's a disturbing lack of hot stripped down naked cops pulling other girls over for driving over the sexy limit in that sub . Penis , vagina , period were too complicated of words to remember ? People actually go outside in these Why is this here ? WHY IS THIS HERE ? ! Fuck you , post this somewhere else Probably not a good idea to leave batteries in your car unless you want them to overheat and potentially explode or catch on fire I don't like pvp . I Know That feeling bro ... That's what I do at home , but with BEER . Baby wolves are so cute , makes me act like a little girl , and I'm a man " A Police " ..... Account age : 5 hours . One that gets me going is when major vendors ( I work in healthcare IT ) will support ONLY Red Hat . CentOS ? Oh , no , that is not an enterprise os . Debian ? Is that new ? No , it has not been tested , we only validate on red hat . Them graphics DAYUM goddamn you were spot on ! I'm assuming you're very familiar with crabs ugh our special team sucks I can't wait to see QR codes on food ... > ಠ_ಠ * Holocaust victims are not eligible for conversion . Do you remember the carnival of ' 03 . I know it may be hard for some people to understand , but there are other , more noble reasons for ' ripping off a game . ' Some people can like a game so much that they want to emulate it , to see if they can do recreate it . I'm not sure if that is the case for this game , since it is on Greenlight .. but not everything is a blatant ripoff Get away from me Kill it with fire Asterix you french viking I invoke rule 34 .... mhmm . this gives me something to work on with formatting . i don't get the ones on the left , is it the reverse of the ones on the right ? let's seeeeeee < $ < $ < $ < $ < $ < $ < $ < $ < $ * * More like every day No worries , mate ... That's part of the game . Good luck the rest of your season . I'll be watching ... What are you doin outside / r / thelastairbender No ass shot ? The big difference is ASOIAF had its slowdown much sooner , in a much smaller series . Read as ' pooped ' . Losses ? Plural ? 5secondfilms : video is 8 seconds . We just talked about this on r / conservative . I thought this subreddit isn't going to descend to the same sneering , ignorant level as r / politics supposedly is . This is exactly that . Hey i have the same scissors WAT . No no no no no no no no no no no I see what you did there .. CS ... xBox ... ffs ... seriously Fuck you must be seriously bored to want this type of attention . My penis is confused All I see is the escalator accident waiting to happen from those frayed jeans . Wat . An elementary particle physicist would disagree with you , good thing we don't have one around . Truly a day to remember . Mostly because I was there slaughtering everybody ! It looks so bad next to the old one ... Not that I have any clue of why people need to " defend " a stupid game choice , but I really don't see why SC2 - players would hate on LoL / DotA 2 . They're not even in the same genre . Le scumbag Apple fanboy . Buys le Apple products ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ His penis is in his mom's butt . I read this as Anal Pic of Neil Peart's kit . My name is erik What the heck are you doing to that turkey . That's just sick man . I married a fucking asshole . You can afford a mac but you can't afford some movies and some music ? Only thing i can come up with would be the dick-hole ... My name , how do you know it And they wrote atheist with a capital a . ლ ( All your family are Juve fans ? My family is from Rome , My nonno is a Roma fan and uncle is Lazio . I'm the scorn of the family for supporting Juve Yeah , the " anime " - esque art style here just ... creeps me the fuck out . Weird lookin ' eyes , lack of noses ... Those comments ... Fuck dropping cars , I'll drop you . Is your girlfriend one of the reasons not to play ? Or is she the cause of the reasons .. ? Why are you not on Gonewild Had to read this far down to figure out what it was I decided to do this as well , and was inspecting it to decide if I wanted to switch the trigger to the short . So I started removing the trigger ... Bad idea took me almost 35 min to get that bitch back together . He was alive during the Bush presidency And babies . He also sees babies . WITH WINGS AND THEY CAN FLY ! Can I stand on your dead dog when it dies ? Gimme a call That is a good thing . You don't need to read any of the other comments . And you're welcome No offense , but I see this joke about 4 times a day on here . I'm sick of it Stealing the covers . I don't like Alienware myself , but that's quite arrogant to say " I am a decent seducer " " I am a virgin " It's comments like that . It's also comments like that . What else do I You frequently leave jizzed-on hand towels laying around for your SO to find ? I was in that village where you and delphine fight the resurrected dragon and before i went up the hill a courier brought a message to me . The only problem was that he was naked so i wondered where he was holding my mail Dude . All I was saying is that Chalice delays his build . We are now mortal enemies . Weird how the font changed I'm glad I could help . I'm a girl , that's how I would prefer someone to tell me . You better let me know how all of this goes . 4 : Whole new meaning to " car jacking " > I pay for high speed internet Why is this purple re-render gun animations for every camo ? " the best eagles quarterback since Jeff Garcia " Wtf ? Gum ? That is just a recipe for disaster . Specially if it's a hairy guy . No no My mom has been complaining at me lately that I shouldn't run so much ( 2-3 times a week But I left Lydia at the house with the kids . I've wanted to get back on and start playing again . Now I want to even more I have a feeling that her parents already hit her , at home Where have you been ? Yeah , I was alittle pissed about that too . I was like why am I cutting wood for . It took me a couple play throughs and I realized the wood should be for arrows . I'd take it if the trade was working My fianc ée does this and I squirm cause it hurts so much . She asks if it feels good and I just look at her . you read an interview Fuck . I haven't seen that yet . Pervert Cat . So , how many attempts did this take Sydney ? Hey now , I know where your coming from on the controller thing but there's no need for that kind of language I've never seen one , either . And yet , sadly , I still somehow know that " Gym , Tan , Laundry " is a " thing " . How do you snap a picture of your cat right when you sneeze ? Brought to you by likely_story 1 . I've never seen this before Lucky you ! I've been back for 3 weeks ! Hey , at least we have mods that let us discuss what * * the developers of the game * * say . How old is he that he can't spell but has a Facebook ? That democrats are the " antichrist " . Hulk instead of Nicole Kidman in The Others . Gah-reat . You use dental floss on your vagina ? Yes . It's not your cake day I like to give you upvotes for extremely high levels of awesomeness . Naked ... Depends on the car , but by and large , OEM sound systems are garbage . Any reputable aftermarket speaker will sound better ( as long as it's designed for the frequency sent to it . An aftermarket tweeter on a sub channel would be silly ) . Where replacing speakers in an OEM sound system gets tricky is if the signal going to the stock speakers is designed for a strange impedance ( Bose What's so Wow . Really , man ? * Really ? * " I wanted a big , dangerous tsunami because lol drama " I can't believe I just spent 20 minutes reading a mom jean guide Is everyone forgetting that Kya ( Katara's and Aang's daughter Kya ) is a waterbender ? I've been on the internet too long today , this * did not * make me go WTF ..... I'm a virgin . Something something strength is a permanent adaptation something mutter mutter . It was even cross-posted here yesterday Are talking about your uncle or the cattle ranch ? No link 16 ... two of them are putters . He's not allowed to pop them . His doctor referred him to a dermatologist , who said to let the allergic reaction " run its course " ... so he is essentially immobile until ... well , until whatever " run its course " entails . " carved by a powerful wang " If this is for real , I just ... ALL OF MY WAT . Love the wood . Fabric is a bit been wondering this myself . i normally lift after work , but this week i got my ass out of bed at 5 to work out with a bud . felt like shit but * most * of my lifts improved over last week ( with the exception of deadlifts , because my ~ ~ fucking ~ ~ lovely baby couldn't sleep last night So , why are you here other than to belittle us with your trite , bullshit opinion ? Cucumbers , bananas , hairbrush handles , mini baseball bats , Barbie doll heads , candles , DILDOS Maybe cuz you live with me you mean the " Fuzzy Red Puppet Rug " I only upvoted this because it's true . Why the fuck did that make me laugh mfw i read your comment then your username ... What ... Both of my grandmothers are dead ... I now declare a double Welcome to North Carolina ... ಠಠ Maybe next for these people is asianfanfics.com " I just found this story about me and a made up character ! " I ... don't get it . ಠ_ಠ ..... but I laughed ...... but What the fuck ? ! I made it to the front page twice last week and never got a coronation , nor special sexy time ... Nope , inception * still * doesn't have anything to do with repetition or things within things . Did you see mama's " Forklift foot " ? ... It might be an aggressive house spider , but I'm not sure if there's a difference . I moved him outside with two cups before I looked up what he might be . You can tell this is old because it's using " HD DVD " as a standard . Just noticed all the Kermits in the back plowing Piggy . Somehow he looks like a hand puppet sock ! What's wrong with you ? That is not autism Back in those days they knew how to gape You can buy heated floor in every 1st world country Do the girls also have to do that ? " It feels like I'm raping a dead body . " How do you know what that feels like ? As someone who is about to go from normal piercings to 2mm , hopefully tomorrow , So I just heard them talking about NAMBLA in there and not being from America I didn't know what it was . Having read the whole wikipedia article I still cannot believe that is a real organisation Yeah , there is a crazy sect of Christianity that believes that music should only glorify God . They don't dance , they don't eat fancy meals , they don't sing . They're a fun bunch of people let me tell you . One of my distant Uncles married one , they spent the whole reception watching my Italian American Catholic family pig out and dance like mad . A whole room full of But to wrap the rubber band around the chain lock , they would need to dislodge the chain lock first . Login to Facebook .... Sushi at a Thai restaurant . omg there is no photoshop . My dress has a see through portion on my back . If you aren't seeing that it might look weird . But please that is how my body is ... Come on , you can't really rate this with numbers , nerd . Gosh so true . Like my recent post was all good until it hit front page , and then when it did these guys felt like I was posting for them or something ? They said it was shopped or whatever . I don't know . This is why I stay in my subreddits . It kind of makes me sick . You're either fat , or if you aren't your picture is photoshopped . Are you fucking kidding me ? Shut the fuck up Lesson went great , but she didn't like me so she gave me a D in the class . A class I retook and received an easy A in . This was a college course by the way Oh dear god what even UK feels bad by abandoning its past colonies , because some of them are in much worse state now then they were when they were a part of the Empire . Yeah I noticed that while uploading but I'm back at school . I thought I had gotten them all At least you get HD I'm convinced she's secretly a democrat that is trolling republicans .... no ne can be that brain dead ... Oh yeah that's a GREAT idea . Lets give the pedophiles wives and kids of their own to abuse . Oh god . What ? Hey that's only 335lbs ! Sometimes my news feed on Facebook is basically the front page of Reddit Dude , not all drug dealers are black I don't believe in " luck " ... but dice really seem to hate me . How much more do want ? ! ? ! ! ! All I see is Da , sigur , e vina mea acum . I don't know whether to laugh or be worried ... I remember Dude i just got really confused when you started referring to girl 1 with " I " Not sure if rash or pubic hair . You don't learn , do you I have Michael Vick No other reply or post from OP ? Hmmm Only white cats . Because fuck gay guys right ? people fap to that Lol ! I'm totally spying on you with a clock camera I do . I'd be fine if he just stopped saying that all missed skillshots " JUST " missed when many are 2 champion models away from their target You took a picture of your screen ? I have a skycastle with torches and lava pillars flowing through it for lighting . Nothing scared me as much as when I saw a creeper appear out of nowhere wandering about the place , especially when there is only one layer to my floor . ... How the F do you have the Professor Title at Level 1 ? Because clearly the only way to assault a person is with a rope . And not , say , with a beer bottle . Oh-fucking-wait ... How did I know this was going to be the top comment That looks like photoshop to me . it's terrible that i know what you did there ⌐ Why would * anyone * want money found in an auctioned car to be taxed ? Are you Warren Buffet ? That must be pennies in the homeless donation box for someone as wealthy as you , huh ? I've got a ' 10 SS Camaro and I get 13-14 mpg I vowed to remain silent on this matter but the habit is hard to brake . Funny Junk I'll have to look into that ... So is it love then ? And then gets nekkid photos taken of her by Lewis Carroll . Dude no ... Corn sugar Me too . She told me my dad thought I was in a car with smokers so I wanted to get the smell off , but apparently she thought I ran away because I smelt like sex ... That's right . My mom would easier assume that I'm a orgy-loving slut than a stoner . Well , that escalated quickly . My name is Brooke , and I broke up with my boyfriend in early June . Fuck , it's Jamey Wright They're English What the hell is " lolwall " I lol ' at that way more than i should've chef's coat + " steeping grain " = Because I gave you an up vote . 2 million . Fuck I'm not willing to rule out the sex doll theory now Hence the " Thank God " Pork belly was too fatty … I feel like I'm on some sort of drug tonight . I had a major low with that image of that man's dying dog and then a high watching this video . I feel like the government is behind this . Un filtered , UN-pasteurized , pressed windfall apples only ( ! ) is the only true cider . As sure as I'm the only true Scotsman ! buys an ipad , no money for alien blue Jesus isn't real .. This is .. yo mad skills bro .... that was sick ... but do that at 2500 bracket ..... also your build ...... Wtf did i just read shonn greene .. Cute dumpster kitty . But I must ask , what in the world is going on with your feet , human ? Do you have toesie protectors on ? I can't figure it out This post has a trifecta going : furries , creepy decor , and it's macabre off the charts . Since I've been conditioned not to click on NSFW posts , this wins / r / wtf for the week for me . Face holes We arent doctors , call the poision hotline They won't do a recall PS2 games ... Trinity Force on Leona . upvoted those last three before realizing they were all you Yeah ... She'll go far in life ... Picasso would be proud of us today Looks like someone's been fighting ! How is he still alive ? Really ? ! You mean this isn't real ? ? Well thank you for clearing that up for us ! Using the context of the title there is no way our feeble minds could have figured that out . It's just a w in sign language , jeez guise yes , revolution 9 He sells them for 40 $ Wishbone is my neighbor . He isn't on welfare any more . I just got an L85AWS and then you bring this up This whole thread makes me Leviticus 19:28 Do you work for national defense ? Hey , you could accuse him of rape like everyone else . Lol . Problem solved on every level . Unless your parents try to force him to marry you Since when is House into Pokemon ? I always choke at 8 or 9 What would any man want with removable boobs and no hair ? Evidently you've never experienced a spiro cramp .. ? Wife : How the heck would I take some of these shots by myself ? Anyway .... so you want to see my husband ? dafuq's wrong with you ? Probably raiding someone over an eighth of weed . Hey derp remember that time you saw your mom naked I see . I just reliste some gloves for 25m . The only other similar ones are 100m + . There's even one listed with a 1b buyout No , I'm not an attorney . If I gave legal counsel it would be unauthorized practice of law . It's on the damn box No . Never . Brace yourselves for r / LadyBoner references . I cant find incriminating evidence of / r / Awww posts on his user but I'm convinced he's a karma whoring cat using his gaming throwaway Yes but only white babies My favorite one is " lod " for " Thanks for the nightmares Who recorded that ? That's awesome . I ran a half once and found out at the finish line they didn't do medals . Needless to say I was a bit bummed . It was their first year at that distance ( it was a 10k / 5k too / originally ) . The second year they got medals . No . Expected Forbes or similar reputable publication . Got HuffPo , then Unigo ? I don't lik your screen name thought All the people on the Apple subreddit get really pissy when you post a question on there That was with the 2600 lot as well . Favorite part : the Entire thread TL ;D R - people asking for money on the street is a scam and OP fell for it , decided to post about to see if anyone else did same thing . They did . You are all jagoffs . As a Californian , I visited Berlin for two weeks in July last summer and it rained every day , save for like one sunny day . WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR WEATHER . * sees title * obligatory boner pun / 5 feet away from wounded deer .. Abort the hunt to go find more arrows . I don't know why I assumed you where referring to the big 3 of German thrash metal . Whelp this thread virtually solved nothing .. All we did was say fuck you , fuck you .. And have a good day You're not . I think this is very strange . Candy for everybody on the plane ! ? Why didn't they just make an announcement over the PA - " HAI GUYZ , WE'RE NEW PARENTS WITH TWINZ ( I know , amazing huh ! ! 1 ! ) WERE PRETTY SURE THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE NOISE AND MAKE YOUR FLIGHT SHITTY , BUT HERE ARE SOME BOILED SWEETS TO MAKE UP FOR IT The Macarena This was a fad for some reason at my middle school too . Always saw them kids wearing Lucky Charms I would pick STEM fields , but in the end I suppose the responsibility would fall on the elected officials charged with the distribution of resources - sort of how we decide on everything else the government does Risky Click = Instant Downvote . It was funny a few times Uno momento while I dig through my tons of comments Yes , all child main characters should be played by adults ... As someone on deviantART for the better part of the last decade : ლ ( Don't start with the good cop routine now . Tall tees . It made the comment , it really did , but still Does that actually sound like a valid analogy to you ? My grandmother can't even figure out how to use her email . I know people who still do this I dare not venture into the depths of tumblr I should not have clicked that That sounds like a problem ... You should see a psychiatrist Dat hand ...... You don't have * any * pictures of yourself ? Of course Reddit would ask about this . I know how you feel . " OMG YOU'RE LIKE A PUPPY ! " yeah don't bring that ladbible reposting culture to the pristine all-original world of reddit 8-10 keys has a conversion rate to 20-25 dollars . Saban never faced a running quarterback . You have to , he said * it * He's rocking that new style : the cat face Better than wiping his ass on his brothers pillow .... like he did last week ... Now I'm going to hear everything in this thread in his voice . I'm pretty sure that's what you intended . it doesn't even look on There's a fakie trick and a nollie trick in there . No , you dont like to party , I like to party . How did you get that picture of me ? Dafuq did I just read ? Oh ... Well uh ... * We're all friends here ... * Apparently Furbies are making a comeback this year Because you shouldn't mention those No r / spacedicks is red team . It's only ( presumably ) his half-sister . Thus only half wrong . dumb bird always limping after me Thought you were a girl . Yes , car ownership is exactly like stewardship of a war already 7 years old . Oh excellent , we incarcerate the t citizens and we let them kill each other . . do you think farmland is used at full capacity right now ? True story . In Denver now for vacation and the same thing happened to me somewhat , except I ended up with a Bankart fracture . These norco pills do nothing You were supposed to be friendly ..... ^ The PC version of NFS III Hot Pursuit looks so much better than this . Why why why whyyyyyy ? Yes . ... ? Umm 5.1 . 1 , all you have to do is go to your photos app and click " edit " -> " add " ... Never lick your " lizard " in public . I think I'd . 14 cents per card There isn't another part to the intermission yet , so there's not really anything else to hit BUT the " Start over " yet Everyone should be offended by rape jokes . This is not porn , girl is holding p .... , oh its a microphone You still shoulda came . I think you'll find that's a tortoise > I was going threw [ Oh so , this is how you play golf ! > I will also beat the shit out of them if they mention anything political . Your rack , you say ? That's the joke . The fucking irony is the joke . I'm sorry but who feeds a new born french fries ? This was posted not even a week ago Dear god , why ? ! ? ! ! ! ! What the actual fuck does feminism have to do with anything that went down in this video ? There were so many instance to use Not with that attitude mister " Neutralizing the source . " 18 . Why ? Exactly ! The biting = You caught me . I'm just such an Apple fanboy that I pick arbitrary , minor features of the OS to lie about liking . I asked my family once , they told me it would be a sloth . Wasted 4 minutes for the NSFW part . Really ? A 9 - inch tablet * and * a 10 - inch tablet ? What the hell I can confirm that class on Labor Day is a thing . I had class today . Love you too , UVA ! It was a girl ? ! Don't confuse my anti-Apple circlejerk with Facts Who the fuck makes these For me , 2 of them were moving counter-clockwise while the last one moved clockwise Yes , the IRA is constantly monitoring the Internet for slights against their nation ( even obviously ironic ones ) so that they may hunt down and violently murder the posters . With guns and explosives . How can you be bad at Enigma ? Read that as " My dad just picked up pornography as a hobby ... " Um . What ? Jesus tapdancing christ , that thing blinked Congrats ! I totally hear you in the side stand . I have a tall bike and for the first few weeks I was trying to figure out how to get off / on without looking like a dork . Once , I totally forgot to put down the stand and almost dropped it in front of a group of riders I'll be there ! Hopefully people show up this time You forgot to tell your mom about / r / spacedicks pink ... Wrong , there are plenty of options for tube amps under 300 , especially if you buy used . I just got a kustom head and cab for around $ 100 NEW from hello music . Has fantastic cleans for the $ . You could also look at egnater tweaker , bugera , blackheart , blackstar . I bought a used Mesa subway rocket for $ 150 . Don't tell me you can't find a good tube amp under 300 , it's a matter of looking ... You're a brony Can't tell . Whether good . Or bad . Advice . I chose to drop Batman after Court of Owls wrapped up and now Becky Cloonan takes over from Greg Capullo . Zx in front and behind your name .... How old are you Then why do you have a scizor flair September 1 , 1939 I searched , didn't come up Scars are forever . * $ 30 for a burger and fries . * Just imagine what all-time gifs will be like in 10 years with the amount of em that already exist . Why are you trolling the plants . Always . There was also an iguana post . We only dated 2 weeks . I didn't let him find out anything about me . If you know what I mean Dude what's wrong with after shower hole ? Enjoy your upvote , sir . He's a sick fuck How do you get the new draft class ? Sounds suspicious . Still when someone says " west " Texas meaning Abeline those of us in El Paso are going to give you a Yeah , fuck people who believe you should be held accountable for your own actions ... How the fuck is this frontpage ? I thought these plants where normal as fuck , at least they are in my region . We call them sleepers . I think I have one .. but It's little . Please tell me what this is He is not bothered by the game , he's bothered by the unavailability of the DLCs The things you make your boyfriend do for karma Also , met a rideit user with a .... it doesn't work nearly as well Wonder why then one of your provincial governor came to the US for treatment . A repost from ages ago . I took a picture beside a picture of Marilyn just like that in Florida a few weeks ago ..... These memes are starting to get old . Watch out , we got a badass over here drifting in a Sentra at 120 Hmm still slashed tires , you chair has a hole in the middle . The point of a chair is that you can sit on it . This my friend is clearly not a chair ! It's still not as bad as the amount of people who would skin their family and pets alive ... like seriously who the crap does that Why did I still watch the video after I read the description ? I looked at it and thought , " Ha , that's a pretty funny idea . " But then , I looked at the description and realized that I'd buy the living shit out of that ice cream When someone uses a service other than Imgur to post gifs to reddit ... I know i need them If you're able to support yourself , being alone is loads better than being physically abused . Even if you never date again , you can and will have friends that love and support you no matter what . Based on that , dump him . Do it . I dare ya . Am I gonna have to drive over there and rewire your brakes to your horn ? KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE > Please , no Gaymers cider . Seriously . DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT ... why do I want to see an ugly picture of a guy so badly ? i think i've actually developed a mild addiction to the sims . manipulating little simulations of people should not be this fun My younger brothers threw burritos at each other . Yes ..... this is the joke I'd take the latter choice ( orgasm when farting ) . Been masturbating so much that I can remain perfectly stone-faced in front of my computer pretending to be reading something even as I'm furiously spurting into a wad of tissue paper at the end of an intense fapping section . Random orgasms would not faze me at all , I'd just tense up and maybe need to change my boxers ( Dont bother with fog less mirrors . They are a giant piece of shit . Just use a tiny amount of shave cream and rub it on the glass . Works like a charm . Someone tod me this years ago before I wanted to buy one of those mirrors , and I've never looked back . Fellow woman scouter here ... As some who loves reading , Funny , because there are laser files that are shared by people in our industry and Nyan Cat is one of them . ( So is pedobear ) That gorillas giving me the willys man Thanks for bringing this to my attention . During no fap September I'm from the northeast and for fucks sake I can't distinguish Irish Scottish or Geordie accents for the life of me . Worse when I ask a simple question and get downvotes , well fuck you I can't hear your accents on reddit ! Not sure if serious or a troll . Sad thing is that I wouldn't be surprised if serious ... My GW2 main . Well guys , el niño is back ! ! Bust out the coconut oil and shave those nipples ! oh god hahaha this reminds me of a time I mistook an Irishman for Scottish . I was joking about accents and showed him the video of the BBC skit scottish guys in the voice command elevator because I thought he was Scottish and he looked at me and was like " I feel it too mon . But not today , as I just got off the phone with a cutie and I'll be giving her a full frontal hug in about an hour - _ - nah i'm just playing ... for real though i'm getting that hug Match.com ? Gee , shouldn't be too hard to find the culprit . Having America this close to us is terrifying . Hot Beer ? Yeah , I guess that would work . I just realized : Everytime I ate too much I just told myself " Yeah , I'm having a bad day ... So if it's already ruined - let's just keep eating more ! Now I can eat EVERYTHING ! " haha , smart me . How come you're Called * " Hagrid's Butt Crack " * when everyone else are called * " Mafalda Hopkirk " * ? That would imply that you willingly came in your friend's mouth . It's called a birthday You have nothing to fear but fear itself . Only for ipad 2 or new ipad . It's because we have highest concentration of senior citizens in the country Well that's the last thing I needed to see right before going to bed . I know . By the looks of the writing and the grammar of the comment , it may * actually * be a little girl . What is going on ? Baal . Wow , i haven't seen this one before ..... Not sure why downvotes . Read that as fuck my heels .. Who could be interested ? Damn war movies ... The Thin Red Line I was replying sarcastically to sarcasm In a calc class lmao .. people staring at me Seriously ? What's your major ? And why wasn't it my major ? I think it would have been creepier " So I saw this butterfly struggling for its life and I took this picture as it took its dying breath Attacking defending , who cares , what's the difference ... MFW " I hate beer " = I agree Super Bowl XL Champion ... Well I made both of them so that's why they're similar My phone has almost as much processing power as your computer I'm a contingent worker for larger company ( I'm a contracted security manager ) , and when my boss on their side went on vacation , they put a 20 year old intern in charge of me Really ? No thanks ... this bike only has slightly less power than my new 700 This is a thing The mental image that invoked ... cannot unsee ... Kept him going Wait ... so the " * ultimate * Zerg + Toss army " lost to the just Toss army Scumbag le CoD fanboy FYI : I'm a Hispanic , and I happen to make this meme sound realistic as it seems . " Squid Girl " . Como dicen acá en reddit : " To get a guy off by using only your foot . " How much does your 8 $ poutine cost ? I was halfway through the video again before I realized it had started over Not ... fucking cool Funny I was thinking the same thing , I couldn't stop looking at it , What they did to " Deadpool " ... Maybe I have a penis and am just mid-sex change To me it doesn't mean they're literally right , just that you HAVE to act like they're right . Because God forbid you tell a customer they're wrong and they never come back . Your sister ? Dafuq ? Or try a mating call Hmm , I feel like many would see that title and be sad but almost understanding .. ( the whole , terrible desperate situation yadda-yadda deal ) but the fact that they took a picture makes it seem a lot darker ... like these people might have done it regardless of the famine This is a lame answer . If you are in a public university the teacher has obligations that have to be met legally and there are perfectly valid avenues for you to fight this sort of BS . If you do nothing you have utterly abandoned your right to whine about it , unless of course all you are really interested in are those cool internet points . And your gender is irrelevant . Mentioned gender after being referred to as a dude . Playing music while a player is down on the field Oh yes ... super fun chopsticks , indeed . Ahh . I see . So you will prob be like yup . Ok that's good . At least someone understands how crappy it was to be a freshman Truly scary , and an impressive compilation . Would seem to overrule pure coincidence . Not all people smoke to feel " fucked up " Partial Sri Lankan here . It's amazing the amounts of casual racism that can happen to you because of Sri Lankan heritage . I dont know what it is but it's sickening . There have been multiple instances where I explain that my mother is Sri Lankan and people will say things like " oh you brown people are all alike to me , I thought you were just a dirty Mexican " etc etc . I know what you're talking about , it hurts so bad to pee because all the medication theyve given you is being excreted , yet it feels like one of the best pisses you've ever taken I'm in NC and I had it ... But the shit froze mid download . sure , we believe you ... I would of guessed you were gay but then came the You ... you realize * you're * included in " r / gaming " because you're commenting here , and therefore are subject to your own analysis , right ? For age 8 + Does it make your breast , enhance in size ? Well , the whiskey part is more his thing , he gave me some to try and I nearly barfed up a lung , and he started laughing his ass off . You think I know ? Dat bathroom ... ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ The green mile I still haven't clicked that link . Don't tempt me . Kurt , back off . It's stupid that this is a problem , but you're hogging all the rescues . Hey man I'm in my post grad class high as a giraffe ATM by Dot Comme ? But not a vagina :P Though I guess he could still be the one doing the ...... Footing Yeah--but not a good one . Thank God it wasn't a criminal trial You must be related to my husband Really ? Ha . some men just want to watch the world burn . " When you drink Dr . Pepper , you drink a bite to eat " I thought he pulled out his dick and the other guy sliced it off InsaneSensation apparently learned nothing today ... I can't un-see that What the fuck did I just read ? ! ? MSEE here , you get an up vote for bringing speaking I tongues to science . I'd only go there for food and beverage . 92 Octane ? GTFO Hey , what's with the downvotes ? Well you know hunting and stuff It's a day off but of course not a paid day off I worked with hundreds of them . The heatsinks on the Lenovo T60 and T61 were crap and constantly clogged with dust . The clogged heatsink would then destroy the fan bearing and require a replacement of the entire assembly . We had machines go through 3 or 4 heatsink assemblies . They were SO prone to dust build up and overheating that we got an air compressor because it was cheaper then all the canned air we were using . Then we burned out the compressor motor . You should ! I'm about to start crocheting a blanket for winter buuuut I just have to talk myself into spending the money for the yarn . ... by telling myself making a cashmere blanket is cheaper than buying one . That President Tyler has two living grandchildren . I mean the dude was born in 1790 Aliens , it was aliens someone who can play the objective while getting some kills . Doesn't use rocket launchers like a douche What's up with that coke pinky nail in the 3rd pic ? Looks legit He looks ... um ..... thrilled Your name has a racial slur in it ... When I went to put it in r / pics , r / picsofniggers came up . It has over 30,000 subscribers . Or worse the women at my shoe store , go in grab the display and try it on ... Not a single glance at the size , then say they don't want it because it doesn't fit ... Holy shit , that last sentence was such a run-on , gave me a headache He's implying masturbation Shit , I have to up vote this out of principle . But that would be more suitable for 4chan Tyrone I showed my gf the picture of this frog and she's like , is that our fault it's like that ? What . What is wrong with the photo ? You said how could anyone think this is wrong ? I've never understood where people find the time to picket these clinics . Don't they have jobs they should be doing ? I thought prostate cancer her face Hold up grade 3 So in other words , they don't pay enough and you won't do it ? So you agree with me in essence ? You lack vision . Are you shitting me ? I know a guy who's all about consciousness being ' quantum ' . Yet he can't actually explain exactly * how * its ' quantum ' and actively avoids discussing the topic My God ... intelligence because YOLO Let's not turn this rape into a murder . That's supposed to be much ? you know , it is not true . Seriously , dude ? I don't think you know when the constitution was written ... @ isn't correct punctuation to use in a sentence Whenever people try to get me to do a blood drive and I explain I have anemia I get this - " Da faq is that . Is it terminal I'm very worried that the 98 in your name is the year you were born in ... For some reason , this made me lol . Even though I only played 15 games in it , I'd say that I was told to scout in about 7 of them . Yup thats how i discovered this place Yes . Wow , this quiz is perfect for / r / atheism . All of the ~ ~ atheists ~ ~ nobel prize winning scientists on this subreddit will definitely get all of the questions correct . I bet if we posted this on / r / christianity all of the le fundies would fail . Oh nice ! You must go to * every single college in existence . * Congrats . I had no idea what you were talking about until I clicked the link ... mother of god Thanks . I didn't know whether to :D or to My mom wanted to name me Xavier or Zack , my dad fought for Thomas I wouldn't , but my mum just said she'd tell the police if I kills someone .. thanks To explain this post here a bit better , specifically the guy's son was fucking the dog with a hairbrush . Black Conservative ...... So you're willing to let another man , who you've never met , date your girlfriend , as long as he's old and you get to spend the money he gives her ? Yeah - legit - your relationship is solid and will last forever . Looks like you went boogie boarding Not like i buy anything , go anywhere , do anything , much less see anyone anyway ... there is no escaping Reddit My God ... You gave yourself a facial . They would , if it were attached to their Facebook pages . That subreddit is funny , but at the same time , terribly creepy When did I say I wanted to see naked 12 - year old girls ? His school IS underfunded . Stay classy , PAX . well played ? he owns an HHR Yea I know , ಠ_ಠ Yeah , no . And my forum signature is the icon for the link . The air bubbles . I did the same thing for a desk set that a local cab company had linked up to their radio system . Instead of being dropped in the toilet though , it had been vomited in . A pocket full of wet dog poo ? At Philippes for some pregame chow ... Gotta get to the stadium early to get some of that Hello Kitty action . OH COME ON MAN . It's called rebuilding our image ! Couldn't you have switched to an Alabama novelty account or something ? lol I'm exactly the same . It's like as soon as I start to feel lonely the Universe forces WoW into my life and I retreat to my dark little man cave . It really fucks me over sometimes . Like right now ... Opinions are opinions . Dr . Pepper and Marlboro menthol lights sounds like the most disgusting combo i can imagine ... ugh You are so _hairy_ for an _Asian girl _ . I'm a bot James . His ' other dick ' ? Gay population of reddit : ... soooo not the same thing at all happened to your boyfriend . At first I was like : " Oh , wow I loved these books as a kid ! Thanks so much for reminding me ! Memory lane here I come ! " Then I saw the sex reference . And a mod who spent 30 minutes redoing the sidebar markdown and CSS , yet receives no personal thanks , because a mod decided to break the news without ensuring things like the sidebar or css were ready nice rage comic ! gave me a good laugh ! :D but i have something to say here ... wtf mods you make a rule saying 2-8 panels and don't even enforce the rule ? i understand because the comic is funny and all but seriously ... not even a warning or anything . Nice list ! Kinda disappointed though . I clicked on the Heavy Cream tape thinking how badass that band name is ... got a Cream mixtape instead As a black gamer , this is what I have to deal with on * a daily basis . Playing right into a stereotype here Classy rape joke . So 15 hits on Took one look ...... True , it's really a lose lose situation Get over it . I work for a law firm . That's a pig . Pardon me for not giving people * who want to flush my fucking rights down the toilet * the benefit of the doubt . pretty sure this still counts as a cat You taught me that Clefable oh god why ? ! ? ? Good thing they didnt ask for a presentation on Uranus A gathering of people who like to be isolated to discuss isolation ? I originally gave it up because Sci-fi started showing wrestling and the History channel ( one of my favorites ) went the way of ancient aliens .. but now that I'm spoiled by torreents , I lack the attention span for commercials ... by the time a 3min commercial break is over I forget what was going on in my show Sweet . Caroline . I feel dumb sometimes too ... Could it be ... You are me . Why did you pick that username ? I am reading the Hobbit right now , and it haunts my thoughts . " Dildo slipped the ring on his finger . " I used my hand too . When I see these memes they always end with his whooping noise at the end That troll should go walk the hard yards in Africa , come back , and THEN voice her opinion about whether we should adopt the same worker mentality as Africa . OH GOD WHY Oh , but I can . My mom threw away my John Stamos autograph . Hey if your going to make stories up at least make them believable . It doesn't need steak sauce if you cook it right . you kinda need to find better sources , just because you can list a source , doesn't make said source valid . > It doesn't need steak sauce if you cook it right . Well let me apologize for sharing my anecdote and opinion . I thought this was an open forum , but apparently having an opposing view and experience is inflammatory . Thats just a joke stop taking everything litteral like fox news vs anyone they dont like Me too ... fluffy as shit And now Foster has been called up .... It doesn't need steak sauce if you cook it right . Well that's stupid it looks nicer on my phone He did a speech at Paine College for the graduating class . I got to listen and his speech was pretty mean . I was really young when I listened so I only remember bits of it , but the best way to describe what I heard was imagine Uncle Ruckus from the Boondocks giving a speech to a predominantly African American College ' Evangelical Christian doctor . ' Of course it does . Won't work on iPad A death note , notebook . If you don't know what it is ... YouTube it . I asked the employee " who didn't turn on the speaker ? " they responded with shrugs . I asked the employee " who didn't turn up the volume ? " they responded with shrugs . I asked the employee " who didn't read the article I wrote ? " they responded with shrugs . Upon closer examination , I concede . Its either a 250 or 500 . I have no clue how a 6 ' 4 " man would fit on one of those .... Everything needs a helipad . ' possible ' pay So you're trying to tell me that Adam lived for 930 years ? Are those spider eggs hatching ? Lol oh god I actually remember seeing way too many of those douche bags who have to put balls on their trucks to compensate for their no balls / r / atheism I could care less if you look good , but don't expect me to uhh ... think you look good I don't know about that . I have 30MB download speeds and the PS3 connection test shows only 15MB speeds . I'm wired to the router and nothing else in the house is connected to the Internet . A Sony rep told me that it depends from the server that you are downloading from . Why ? ? ? No redditor in their right mind will ever willingly go into a spider's general area ! Because no American should have to work at a low paying job . Yes , she totally " excepts " it . I'm glad because I didn't think of it like that . I like all of the advice and support , Thank you ... FairyGodmother After taking 3 years of honors Spanish , I only understood parts of this ... However , the ending worries me . I'm not much of pro at text / ASCII art , but I often use the " Face of Disapproval " ( They're still disappointing them . I don't see your logic . > No . i am a sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I can see nasty all around the burners Guy who dropped him got him while on auto draft . He picked up mendenhall instead . The voice of the little girl reminds me of , well , the little girls in Elfen Lied . Just ... without the dismemberment . Of course . I don't even ... When I was 13 I got hurt and had a compound fracture . broke my shine and had my knee mangled and femur broken . I was told I could never play football and / or run again . My parents sought a second opinion and I was them told I would be fine in about 6 months of cast and then physical therapy . Tricker doctors on military bases really suck this bothers me worse than seeing an exploded person Delayed ? It doesn't even have a release date yet . Not a whole lot , true . Lingerie shots = more profile views All I heard was ' peanut butter bread cracker ' Thanks for that . I have the weirdest lady boner now . I have passed your details to r / karmaconspiracy i had this argument at least every other day when i worked there , it even once ( not thru me ) got to corporate and they were required to give us lunches then , so they cut our hours so we didnt work more than 6 ... Waaaaay up 4chans ass ... I've been on the internet * too * long ..... You redditors are all racist ! ^ ( ಠ ) " Excuse me professor , I'd like to interrupt class for a moment to call out this fellow in the middle of the lecture hall " Untouched wood indoors is my favorite Occasionally they are a dude ! Remember when all the rocks were upvoted to the front page for almost 3 days straight ? The last time I saw a girl mention her gender and love for video games in one post , there were a bunch of comments saying that she must be fat . Umm ya ... sure Yes . Don't start this bullshit again . I think we are smart enough to realize how the comic would work from a different perspective . Just because you are unable to think of something original doesn't mean you copy the things you see on the front page . You could have put this in the comments of the first comic . Couldn't find any parking in front of Starbucks Some kid named Joey shit in the school pool last year for $ 20 . I hate myself for pointing this out , but it's bugging me . That verse doesn't exist . That book isn't even in the Bible ... Fuck that guy I'm downvoting it as hard as I can . If all these people love FB posts so much , why don't they just stay there and stop ruining Reddit for the rest of us I'm more concerned on how to wash that white shirt . Hard to get the stains out . It's also more than a little spammer-like to make your first post to reddit be a plug for your online store . Use it once and you're fucked . You don't have the special glasses . Oh what the fuck man ? ! No . No . You did * not * just ask for a link to a picture of dog shit . I was all ready with the upboat , then you dropped the class warfare bomb ... What the fuck is this : Saw some concord's with an air unit today Reddit changed for me just now after clicking that link and browsing through the posts . Why ? Just why ? Well one time ... oh wait I've yet to have one since they never reply to me Much better . Why the fuck did you use a GIF from Tim & Eric ? Fin hat has tassels As the one guy out of two in a crew of 23 ladies , I'm always anxious someone might misinterpret a gesture or word wrongly . Somehow I became the default shoulder to cry on for some reason ( That hurts my head when I read it I saw this on Facebook ... Yesterday This is their best work yet ! OMG a unit ended up imbalanced in the beta let us freak out and pretend blizzard won't patch it . A constitution-holding permit ? People are doing speeches in my English class , I just got kicked out for uncontrollable laughter aaaaaaaand now becasue of you i googled sheep vagina , thanks man Very tacticool If barrack and Taylor Lautner had a kid ... This is the result I just bought some ! They are in processing I make a fraction of what you make , and I believe that we should all go back to Clinton tax levels . The Bush tax cuts are , by far , the biggest reason we have the deficit everyone is so worried about ... At least Obama wants to raises taxes at all , unlike the Republicans who claim that we can fix the deficit problem with * more * tax cuts ... I feel like I'm taking crazy pills Because this hyperbolic under-exaggeration is really the underlying meaning of my point . when i was in elementary school i worried a lot of my teachers this way . " no , that's always been there ! " and then of course " hmm that looks more like a bruise to me sweetie , and even a little one on the other eye ! " they probably thought i was abused the first few times they saw me ... My grandpa has that literally head to toe . Being desi ( Pakistani / Indian / Begali ) means that instead of white and whiter , he gets dark-ass-brown with pale-as-fuck-white . I always thought it was so cool when I was little . I would ask him about it all the time . Looking back now , I can see why everyone says I was a dick . What ? No Timmies ? Wat . What if it only works in Internet Explorer ? Your name .... They do " Cumbox " .. I just had to google it . Now reddit will never be the same for me . Not from you . GOD DAMMIT , THAT WAS MY VIDEO . pretty sure Apple Keyboard II is right . right ? but switches ... ? rubber dome ? Uh . Sarcasm ? If so , fuck you . Oh , I guess that makes all the difference ... Didn't realize that Sequoioideae were so particular in regional species ... Coastal sequoias can grow anywhere I guess but inland Kings Canyon sequoias must be totally different . Thanks for clearing that up Good call ... This will be lost but it's a goodie . My 2yo ( at the time ) came home and told me that the sun was a planet . I was like WTF ? ! ? Who told you that crazy nonsense ? ! ? Apparently her grandma ( my mom .... Or maybe because , you know , Yiddish is a mixture of Hebrew and German . I'm looking to playthrough borderlands 1 if anyone is interested in loving me - I mean being my friend ¿ Por qué How would dinosaurs even be implemented into the game I know the feel bro . The exact same thing happend to me not once , but twice .. Fucking cats ... Did you really put your waffle on a blanket ? Not Metalcore When I discovered r / drugs . Those people post pictures of drugs they're about to do , and ask for tips ! ! ! ? « A suit jacket is just a dinner jacket » hold blade of knife against side of peeled banana . push knife completely through banana . repeat . " oh fuck it , that's too hard to do again " . Well , that got real racist real quick . The reflection on the table makes it look like he has freakishly long legs It wasn't a faceplant he was break dancing All gone . N'emp êche , comment se fesse que les ran çais maitrisent aussi bien les codes du partisauvage original ? So you're saying you'd rape her ? Unfortunately I have . My towns teens have caught the plague of mediocre Top 40 music and think being a juggalo is cool We have the same laptop you used " * facepalm * " and " How does this already have so much content Are you insinuating your going to drive after drinking shots ? DAT CABLE MGMT I asked it to search for bing it on and it lost on that . He's just teaching her gymnasti ... oh her feet are strapped wait .... are you serious ? I'm sorry , I don't think this should continue to go on . That was the worst rational for breaking the law I've read yet . That was along the lines of a doctor being legally forced to take care of everyone in his waiting room , wether they can pay or not , so the doctor kills most of them . That " adult " has really small feet ... whoa , wtf ! Not cool doc , not cool dogg , you said 1 degree in your post .. what example was I supposed to use ? Oh my gosh I don't even have words for how freaking nasty that is . When you think about it , Hitler's life was a classic underdog story , he went from nothing to leader of the Third Reich . And then he became a mass murderer This is not safe for LIFE . Please tag it such . At least you ’ re not a euro redditor that is unemployed bored out of his mind on a computer that can ’ t do shit Shes willing to bathe in a tub of deliciously popped kernels and shes only your girlfriend I didn't want to ban you , I just wanted to The LTE addition ... for the price of a subsidized top of the line smartphone why are you marked as one ? I would imagine at this point most of the good funny images that are posted on Facebook are reposted FROM reddit because there are only up votes to be had there ... You intentionally feed ? Sorry , I don't understand what the " Keyboard . PS : If you came out as a gay 16 year old , how did you see me naked at the MTC ? Cuando vi el titulo del post tuve que volverlo a leer , a la primera vi " México , con más analfabetas que hace 10 años * * en * * UNAM " " It has faster internet than the Android tablet too ! " Gotta love how smug people can be when they can set the time on their VCR and therefore think that all tech problems are easy . Obviously these servers run themselves , I'll just go on permanent holiday now . Tra la la . michael j fox does not appreciate such outrageous claims about his driving habits My teachers said that too . I said " But I have a calculator right here on my watch " . His reply " Take that off for the test . " I had the double whammy of being taught DARE in a catholic school . One thing that always stuck with me was when they told us that people can get AIDS from sharing joints . Redditor for 14h . TIL that I am blind ... Someone buy these girls a camera . I'm poor . Be careful on the draw . Plus it's raining . Plus plus she has a Siberian tiger cub on the back . nothing wrong with the original Should be posted in / r / fisting .... oh , wait ... that's not his arm Imagine the discussion about tomato and potato How does " Tyson didn't have Greg Jackson ... He had Don King Tyson didn't have Greg Jackson ... He had Don King Your beuatiful . Share your love with each other and enjoy ... and don't be surprised when a bunch of dudes n reddit stress out that they don't know womens bodies as well as two women who are exploring each others bodies . Also , ima dude and I've been told I kick pussy like a champion . Also had a girl squirt in my face as proof ... When I discovered Reddit , I would be on for 3 + hours in the morning , then 2 + around noon , then when my eyes got to this I see a lot of facts behind your statement . Guild Wars 2 just crashed on me ... I seemed to notice the fact he has three balls . Frankly that was pretty terrible . Talk about not doing the research ! Browsing submission history ... Small child amidst your porn shoots .. No . Leave Wondo alone ! Worst NSFW tag of the day Running around on that bridge during wedding season is a riot ! ! Plenty of pretty bridesmaids , if ya know what I mean ... : nudge nudge : Maybe with next system update ? ლ ( WIN > ( Yes , because we disagree with your particular interpretation * obviously * means we believe the Bible has no authority . Oh , and sorry about the terrible photos . I left my card reader at work , and one would * think * that a $ 900 laptop would have a better camera ... Tell that to him . I hope that was on purpose I heard what you said Trick request .... they're already the same No OP , fuck you . You're title is shit and had nothing to do with this post . When people use " He's voiced by Patrick Steward Why is there a ball sack next to your name Good for you . Good to know you're doing the right thing for the wrong reasons . I have to get there at 7 for jazz band . ... you could have flushed first before taking the pictures . But you thought that texture pack was a good idea ? Have you ever wondered where MFW you stumbled in here from r / all Hooray , more fluff . Seriously ? At least it looks * mostly * whole . If there were noticeable parts missing , I'd die . FOR SCIENCE ! I .... think i use it wrong .... Discriminating on colours ! Every colour is beautiful ! Shame on you females , we have moved past that neanderthal way of thinking . I am disappointed ... My friend once got laser eye surgery ... * * in Mexico ... * * Seriously , you didn't see the roll call by the mayor of LA ? dude ... opposite brackets As soon as Windows has a hiccup , the IT guys will come in and redo everything ... Fuck Windows and everything about it There may have been until you used the incorrect form of your / you're ... This ! ! This will get you an A ლ ( Welp I'm an idiot . I didn't put an actual title . Double karma max That isn't r / bestof . Even I cried . Oh , holy shit . I was sure I was the only person on the planet who immediately knew a Charles Bragg . Weirdly uncomfortable story is that my dad is a urologist and was , shall we say , a little obsessed with Bragg . I grew up in a house with several signed Bragg prints and art books laying around . Damn it photoshop ! Some men just want to watch the wortld burn I read it as Sona Fart Shriners , football fans , and Republican senators are apparently all subsets of furries by your ingenious definition . ' your know ' I would have added more blue cheese but forgot to pile it on before the American and it kept rolling off into the grill Most people have two hands . Am I the only one who can see that this can be read " don't lease me " ? That is not nearly enough to cook anything good . But most definitely banana bread What the fuck ? I love the iconography . I always thought that instead of swapping Hayden Christiansen in for the older blue ghost at the end of Jedi , they should have put in the blue kid . NOPE . I hate this poster . Did it once on accident . We thought it was over , but turns out it wasn't . My dick had a viscous brown slime all over it You built a diamond hoe These monosexuals and their monosexual delusions ... Wouldn't preventing your breasts from bouncing every once in a while actually cause that tissue to breakdown from not being used ? If you don't use it , you lose it ? " She was like 40 with fantastic natural boobs so I believe it " This is gonna be a hit ! Quick listen to it before it gets played out by radio stations And no dust ? Yeah i just looked it up , you guys are number one in military spending , and spend more than the top 5 countries on the list COMBINED Yeah , good luck doing that when the guy is two feet away from you and already has his gun out ( & has an armed buddy with him ) How can u fap on it So ... You're upset over more PVP on a PVP server . As an American I have no idea who any of these people named are but it doesn't take much even for a sheltered person like myself to know that this stupid fat bitch of a cow needs to be taken down a few billion notches . Apparently , I used to pull down my pants when we had family over , swing my toddler penis in circles , with my hands resting behind my head and sing ; ' this is my willy willy , yes my willy willy ' . I * * DO NOT * * remember doing this Were there bottles involved ? I never felt a situation where And recently she came out and said something along the lines of " people who are jealous of her wealth and position should refrain from drinking , smoking , and socializing , and should work harder . " NSFL because it * ruins childhoods * ... I see what you did there Wow , you're really laying a lot of responsibility on a stranger there Yes , I'm sure he'd love to read all our comments . Pas autant que les apostrophes à l'inclinaison défectueuse Vaginal discharge , I was eating Budget . Tmnt Vol . 1 issue 1 is a god place ! On the bookshelf more dumb Dude , she's fucking 12 . Not to mention bringing up psychological horrors .. It's not my fault I was born with an inny instead of an outie ! ლ ( Revive / Surge AD Veigar ... from myself Maybe ... it's a mASER why did you all know how deer piss tastes Wait , update your Facebook and Twitter status first ! Then reddit . Stop it . This post made me spit soda all over my desk ... I hope you're happy You win this time lizard . where are my cards ordered last week ? Possibly would have been better off going with The Avengers as opposed to having 4 Marvel and 2 DC Uniform ? Not an imgur link Please tell me where you see anything that gives it away in the original pic . Everything is covered in Ice in my picture Ooooooooo turn it on . I thought we were talking about runescape ... Why are you shirtless in a park ... Marriott is owned by Mormons ... ... juggalos still exist * Yeah , we need to see the woman side . Wow , it's almost as if Half-Life 2 is not available on the Xbox 360 and can't be played Why are his eyes always red Mine is : " Thank you for the reminder that the sperm doesn't like my eggs . " I used to Really ? Because I'm a member of such a group . that might be funny when the kid is like 15 . But 5 ? ... This was a joke . Well , there you go then . QED . reddit needs to start insta-banning people that post " ( ... ) claiming it was full of money . " wut I would really like to know what happened there . " the organs had been removed while Powell was still alive " Yes . Good Girl Gina meme .... I've been here too long ... I read " yes , that is a human Jew " . Looked at the length of the video . Didn't believe it was only 35 minutes long , so I went into iTunes to check . It's only 35 minutes long Ugh , yeah , they accidentally injured someone else's car . And they pay for it because they're at fault . That's how " car accidents " and the law work . But the same doesn't apply for rape ? And taking into account that rape is premeditated and maliciously intended , unlike most car accidents ? Yeah , that makes tons of sense to me . You had TVs when you were kids ... Lucky b * * * * * * ds . No sirve la escuela , ¿ verdad ? This deserves more upvotes than those damn puns " That guy " is Prince Phillip Seems you inherited your moms schemer genes not sure if You just gotta love how they want a " hyper realistic " military shooter , but they don't want you using your gun because that makes you a fag Open your eyes Seriously rapewizard ? You couldn't possibly know this . my last breakup made me a better ENT Am I the only one who doesn't know about episode 5 ? I had to mow lawns as a kid .. in fact I made a kid business cutting lawns when I was 11 or 12 to folks around the neighborhood .. $ 5 - $ 25 per lawn pending size ( 1970s ) . I was surprised when people paid me double or triple extra to do it in speedo or shirtless .. They always were concerned i get a tan while i worked . I never understood why til later . They all seemed like nice people . I have a gold botkiller and , interestingly , have never gotten random trade requests for it . I have gotten random requests for my scarf or pip-boy that I was currently wearing . I'm using that , man We all know what you're gonna be playing with . Someone jumped on by back and yelled at me when i threw him off and pushed him into a drinking fountain once [ & #3232 ;\ _ & #3232 ;] ( / le " Do ಠ_ಠ you ಠ_ಠ think ಠ_ಠ you ಠ_ಠ can ಠ_ಠ tell ಠ_ಠ who ಠ_ಠ it ಠ_ಠ is ಠ_ಠ ? ಠ_ಠ PM ಠ_ಠ me ಠ_ಠ then Near Georgia ? AUB ALERT ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It is if you're a commentator ... or a sophomore at A & M who doesn't understand football this is amazing ! , but your still sleeping in your car All of the pictures bringing wtf back to " what the fuck " content are just really really old reposts . I don't mind the nostalgia , but seriously ... The * Tropicana * so how should he take out the tower ? oh , i know ... he could fly a plane into it ... On a Sunday ? Its weird that everyone seems to be having this issue .. Do you have custom strings enabled ? My carrier is " You guys will all U went on / r / spaceclop for this , freaking disgusting bro But only if you sign in first . Like Bin Laden You got some sort of sick mind buddy Did ... did you just say Lancaster was " more yorkshire " ? ! I read that the wrong way Why is a question about cereal on the front page ? Omfg I'm never walking around your house naked ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh god I wish this face was in 72 pt font and bold You really seem hate grammar . What's your favorite color ? See , it's funny because it's not relevant to the post topic Regular Show slash ... uh oh I love these kinds of cats , I want to squish their faces . ლ ( Because Americans are mainly one ethnic background like Polish citizens ? When I discovered were babies came from ... So much The redeeming qualities - ok it .... ಠ_ಠ ... it ..... ಠ_ಠ ...... and there was ... ಠ_ಠ ... um .... hmm . That is exactly what happens when you try and use a drill bit to remove a screw . Try a screw driver bit next time . I can see this happening every once in a while , but every night ? What is this , ifunny ? I have a very bad luck when it comes to fast food , 9 times out of 10 they get my order wrong , or don't give me what I ordered at all . It will always seem to be me too :/ it can be a car full of people . Everyone will be satisfied but i get fucking pickles and mustard I've come across a 12 year old on COD using a lag switch soo obviously and talking on the mic about how he's lag switching . And when I told him he sucks cause he has to lag switch to get kills , he said , and I quote " Well you're using a machine gun on hardcore search and destroy " I read things like this and wonder why I still miss my asshole of an ex-boyfriend After re-reading the comment and assuming the OP is male , my face is still Why must all the idiots respond to MY posts ? In middle school computer class , i misstyped a URL and it sent me to a " this site is for sale " page . The teacher saw this , and proceeded to rant for several minutes how i was " wasting the classes time " and " distracting the other students " 1,130 people like this . Hurray ! Wait , your username . Your girlfriend is 13 ? and they would die of mysterious causes Gracias por tu noble servicio You don't say shooting an AK47 out of a car window might be illegal ? Yes , you're right Is that it ? No kidding . I kind of expect that behaviour with politics and other hot topics even though I don't like it , but for not liking a herb ? Not cool . It's happened a number of times with me . Usually I'm smiling about something in the textbook or something , and it's pretty obvious I'm not talking to anyone ( never really had friends till high school ' cause we moved around so much ) . One of them had the gall to tell me , during recess , that I should smile more . I was all Training for private pilot license . Colour blind . Can only fly VFR . Oh articles ! ! That's too much for me to be bothered with . Oh how connotations change over the years ... Where do you work ? ! ? 96 hours ? That is because America is opposite in terms of seasons to Australia . I used to * * I was trying to hear you out until you referred to their strategy as being " gay " . So , um , your keeper girlfriend is like fucking twelve , bro . cansur is wen teh comics maek you Early days ? ! This was 2006 . Oh my god , I can't believe he is hug-lifting me like a teddy bear PS = I need a gif of Is teaching robots to shoot really the best idea ? " Then ... again ... I'm ... not ... Amer ... ican " Need I go slower ? Damn Re-pet told me this wouldn't happen . Fun fact : I crucify puppies ... Semi famous The powerpoint is upside down and it's driving me insane This a label away from being cat food That's fine , you could even use a USB 2.0 drive with older titles if you had to ( my friend used to run WoW off his iPod over USB 1.1 I'm not sure if your living up to your name , or you just don't understand .. Yes . You know what you did . I believe you got down voted because of the use of " Really ? " at the beginning and " please , stop posting this guys shit . no one cares . im starting to think this guy is getting people to spam reddit , because every SINGLE post title is Is that what I think it is ? When threatening the president , be Ted Nugent . Oh god , your username . Why go and visit China and eat McDonald's instead of actual Chinese cuisine ? " Antelope Valley " sounds absolutely lovely Tell me that's not an outdoor trade depot ... Idk , apparently a lot of people in this thread Friendzoned , by his wife ? ლ ( " Hitting me in the heart " I call horse shit . Epic flyer within a week of BC launch ... Same ... not okay Really ? His comment came off as condescending ? This exactly what is happening to me right now ... I read this as six year olds Cat bacon Conspiracy ! lol And yet ANOTHER reason I will never , ever get a tattoo . not sure if in the 1 ^ st gif are pantyhose or yoga pants just roll your pants and make them even , if it looks weird try again 5:24 that's why I hate sprint in halo Do I really sound that much like a girl ... Really reddit ? Getting downvoted for asking for proof ? That poor child's boyfriend .. Last two seasons were very disappointing ... Looks like AMC has all the good writers and Showtime got stuck with the bad ones Giving somebody the " hairy eyeball " as a look of disapproval . Exactly the same as Eloquently said . Come back after you learn what your speaking How is this WTF it's only one cucumb ... Ohh appropriate username ... ? Oh look , more Apple news in the Android sub-reddit . What inexpensive glass cleaner contains no ammonia or harsh chemicals ? Sounds suspiciously like water to me . I am impatient .... I almost want to get up at 3 AM just so I can justify wearing one for a few mins ..... its still going to be in the 90 ' s today though .... still y no chat box while loading ? ? ? " Hey there , fella . Why don't you slide into my booth ? " I've been licked in the face by a male giraffe at the zoo before .. I'm scared about how young she looks Needs a NSFW tag , don'tcha think ? They poop i'm irritated by the strike . only because i live near a school and the protesters are loud , banging drums n shit , there are droves of children roaming the streets near the school , presumably because they have nowhere to be , and the protesters have honk for us signs so there's been a constant line of cars honking all morning . A couch * gag * If it's upvoted to the front page , sits there for the maximum time , all sane comments are downvoted to oblivion , the moderators do nothing to stop it , etc . Yeah , I think / r / tf2 deserves a little Smells like ass dude , hey ... did you just give yourself a tongue bath and make me smell your breath ? That would be strange but the daughter is allowing it too ... its like an orgy of approval I feel this is where it goes down hill for most kids when they go to college and can eat and drink whatever they want . You're comparing a pro playing competitively with a cash incentive to average players in pubs . 15 % of Ohio Republicans I think he was going to say girlfriend but he couldn't bring himself to type the lie and started silently weeping while stuffing his facehole with cake . I went shopping at H & M yesterday and bought two pairs of pants — one is a size 4 and the other is a size 8 . Best part , i had Matt Ryan on my bench I wish we had a judicial system that enabled us to challenge the constitutionality of our own government's actions . Separation of church and state . Sorry fundies , but God is a religious entity , not a public office . Um . The girl on her back looks REALLY young . " long may they rule the world " Oh yeah ? I think women just react very strangely to break ups , even if they are mutual . I got a bollocking for accepting the break up , and was told to stop arguing And a stripper pole Your username .. in this thread .. I believe you are thinking of Verizon . The recent news was that Verizon was trying to bump people off the unlimited plan by only allowing phone upgrades at the unsubsidized price . I don't believe AT & T has followed suit on that just yet , but I would not be surprised if they do in the future . ( They tend to play follow the leader by holding each other and running in a circle 24 : See the seven wonders of the world : Im suicidal , but I have a time machine Read as potato " I want kids . " My ISPs DNS servers seem to be down too Seriously , this has been posted like bunch of times people . Quite the opposite Thought you meant a girl actually telling you to suck her dick IT WAS A KNOCKOFF ? ? ? * gasp * Truly an insightful and intelligent analysis . Your finely crafted arguments are stunning , how could anyone disagree ? Poor guy wanted tips Par contre il a l'air d ' être plus occup é à jouer à minecraft qu ' à venir répondre ici Bah . Everyone knows the last lug nut is just for show . Aren't all new select fire firearms unavailable to civilians ? Or am I missing something here ? Reminds me of that Siri joke before it came out . I would just be Brent does not look amused . It is a portrait of David Hume I'm pretty sure I thought yelp was sham of ratings blackmail ? No clue . There are no tips for twofort I don't think you read that correctly ; I'll try again . * DUDE * I'm with you on that . Those eyes scare me . To be honest , there's really no amount of Let's go get some chick fil a ! You thought all people sold bovine peni ? ಠಠ On the road in Texas ..... against Rice Those harmonies Hah ! That reminded me about the tme someone printed out porn on the high def color printer , but didn't pick it up before someone else grabbed their print job . The nudie pics ended up in the middle of a presentation to some client . The client had a sense of humor , but management did not . I was involved with scouring the print queue to trace who the hell printed it . This was in my Novell days , so 1998 or so . I had - no - clue what I was doing Eminem :p uke ಠ_ಠ Hey , Hitler did nothing wrong At least this means your wife thinks you're still good looking . Or you're just fishing for compliments .... No it doesn't I see what you did there .. Unfortunately , it's so much more difficult to weed out the crazies than just if they have spots .... We should identify all the crazy ones and polka dot them some person stole your picture , haha so funny ... I hear you . Just a few years ago I installed an all-in-one HP Officejet printer for a lady on a fairly new , lightly used system with no malware or other crap on it . Took 45 minutes to install the driver and software suite . Seriously HP ? This was your karma-whoring plan all along wasn't it ! Well done . ლ ( You'd think a mensa game would use a goddamn comma correctly . And finally , here we have a Karma Conspiracy that actually makes sense . yeah ? what's wrong with new account owners ? I'm new too ! Older than this post though ! God I hope they're not like the Scientologists who get all butthurt over any negative press . That moment when you realize you exploited your sister , who has trisomy 21 , for fake internet points . We are a patient fan base , but there better be another series . Here have mine Absent because they're not funny . I would hope he is not . In high school I knew a girl who would become instantly more attracted to guys after she found out they already had a girlfriend . I got it ^ Redditor for 6 months You ... What have you done . Instead of hating apple for this I'm going to hate on you . Why is this question specifically directed at men ... ? How dère iou spike ingliche in ze glorious subreddit of France , iou crézi stioupide foregneur ' Sports Direct Arena ' If i fits i sits still not getting the crotch out of my face , clearly A kid punched someone ... and .. what ... Come on man , you can't say that . That would mean that anything sc2 related , any & all suggestions & balance talk / whine , or any ideas / complaints , should be asked on the Battle.net forums . P . " fuckhard " Learn how to read articles . Nowhere in that link does it say he " wants to require schools to have organized student prayer " .... he just thinks it's a state issue .... or did nobody actually read the article ? " live alone " yet " buy those huge packages " Cats and dogs . Oh cool , I was definitely looking forward to buying the game again . Germany looses it's 2G / 4G mobile radio access network Enjoying those $ 140 Nike's on your feet ? I think I agree with you , but you're not saying that the " Stephano-USA " thing is different than " EG-cursed " thing , are you ? FUCK YOU . I've been Hanson free for 15 years now and you just pushed me off the wagon ... Props on the major limited pick up . Thats a custom ' One Size Fits All ' Flyknit right ? I hear you have to give a leg to get just one of those .... How do you know you made it big ? You are Ellen ... Look who's talking . Hammer pants + Horse dance = nice try , * a_stray_bullet * The Enterprise finale ? You mean Terra Prime , right ? Because that was the series finale of Enterprise . Terra Prime . Car manufacturers are certain to see this post on reddit in / r / android .... Well , I'm MARRIED and have a wedding band set and men still hit on me . I can't tell you how many times I've heard " marriage don't mean anything anymore " and " everybody cheats . " Fuck you . I thougth this was a self post first I fell asleep halfway through . You know too much . * takes out lightsaber * Nononono , tu no te vas a comer mis huevos ! I thought at first you meant that you dribble cum on your 83 year old moms toilet paper Yes , that is the single most ridiculous thing I have ever heard ... * * Dear god .. Why wouldn't it be ? Would you really want to expunge all ' ungrammatical ' language from poetry ? But ... the first one sucked ..... At 4:20 this afternoon ... Actually no . I am Yes , if you see ghosts the best option is to suicide into the terran army Why don't you take a seat over there ? Yet here it is on the front page . and they WON . Being wrong but spouting " facts " like you're right .. Sounds like my sister , she got the Eris FREE with an upgrade after it was already out for a long time and then said i hate android and bought an iphone It wasn't a chocolate parfait , was it ? So true . A select few are trying to bring it back to it's roots but the gore stuff is quite I wish I didn't have these wishes . If by tongue in cheek , you mean racist , rude , and bigoted .... I went three years before making my first comment , so Apparently that's real . I believe you are talking about the real-world equivalent of Facebook check-ins to the Gym ... do you check in to the Gym ? ? you do , don't you ... c'mon ! not ALL arabs / muslims are terrorists ! Nunu does well against Champions who rely on autoattacks . WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT " Son , get off that girl .... I think you forgot your drivers permit no ... Why so serious ? ~ ~ No , I think you're thinking about the little guy that looks like O_O , but with square eyes , right ? He's different from disapproval guy who looks like this : Private video . ... I find it hard to believe this is " good to know " information for you to know about me . Never mind I died I don't even .... How is this funny ? Seriously the whole time it was just You'd be surprised . Yes because you are clearly proving how much of a smarter , better person you are Tell your running back to get it in gear . My fantasy team depends on it ! Also ... " I'll always be watching you You're doing something wrong if you're reading toilet paper that's full of shit . You rub tartar sauce on your taint ? Spoilers , dammit ! The book just came out two weeks ago . wriggles black cleaver vayne dat 339 fps No , the point of this is to get better did that duck just cum ? You even posted it on 9/11 . Repost much ? I have a separate laundry basket for socks .... Just for socks . They get their own wash cycle Says UptightSodomite Ok , I'll concede . Not sure I totally agree , but I'll trust your explanation . I just know that all the time when people on this reddit talk about too high of humidity , the single most common suggestion I've seen posted is rice , but it could be an urban legend , old-wives-tale , or whatever . To the OP , it may not work , but it certainly won't hurt - so try it anyway . Leaving out what part ? ? With enough speed the texting skank could have easily killed the old lady in the other car . Texting teenager runs a red at speed and kills someone , you focus on the fact that she was in an SUV . What is this I see what you did there . ( Thanks for the mind bleaching .. I just got sucked into r / WTF and I almost couldn't find my way out Why was there a feather in his ass in the first place I have a pokeball on my shoulder .... looks like now I have to get one on my ass Totes backed up . Reading the op gave me roommate ptsd . " Know one " too much porn of it to be a common misconception You lost me at the part where you started multiplying the letters of the alphabet . What a monster Dude . That post is 5 months old .... why did you write it like that They sewed up his mouth . He's The Merc with a Mouth and they * sewed up his mouth * . " fuck 15 year olds " Good thing there's no other content on the internet other than porn that you may want to keep your kids away from . Abortion feast But thats not a fast German car I think it's the procrasturbation - what ? I'm glad it was here . I'd hate to have been left wondering , that being said . what the hell ... Y U NO GET all them pumpkins And after he kills Gus , he starts acting like him ... As a Protoss ... for now ! I gave him nothing . NOTHING . That's just fucking weird > That is not * * , * * how to use a comma ! * You * made it ! We must kill those that speak out against Islam and practice free speech ! Whos the committee comprised of ? was there a set criteria , what was it ? Not if you're playing Day Z . You have not read Finnegan's Wake . No one has read Finnegan's Wake . Anyone who says they have is lying . You're supposed to lie . Uncalled for , dude .. I thought it was going to be a porno in the beginning . " Put your head between my thighs " I AGREE ! THIS SPLASH ART MAKES MY FAVORITE CHAMPION UNPLAYABLE ! ! ! / sarcasm Not have sex with them . I saw him at a coldplay concert with his wife I'm with ya ! After the missing penis smoking a cigarette , and giant blue ball sack being cut open I had to call it quits on / rWTF .. Yes , that can be the case . Actually , the job I talked about above - they started digging pilings * while we were still excavating . * They just * had * to get their condo built . As I understand it , six and half years later , the condo is still mostly empty . Is your title to imply that you haven't heard this song before ? Oh that's totally not true . Let me try i .... * * They also said iTards and made a sweeping generalization which indicates they don't understand what sort of people buy Apple products . The only not change your username The real Almost the same thing really . " Current " girl ( fiancee Why were you coming on this thread ? Thanks for the list ! Hopefully we get enchants and xp soon ! As a black-white color blind person ... I just said tooth hurty out loud , and it sounds like the Irish way of saying 2:30 Middle school Girl dates a 17 year old : The name is a Dawn of the Dead reference ... Neither was that . when did the cat stop being family i saw new ipod :D saw A5 in it :D saw colors O . o saw wristband > this video that she is not scared of slender . Those are his * mother's * breasts it looks like a dude . If you like girls that look like dude's then that's you man . Don't go around calling people gay if you're into gay things Latin Trap this , is why we dont need an afk plugin . O M G . You're right . I do care . Holy crap ! Thanks for reminding me of that My name is Christopher Stevens . Plot twist : It's not for the iPad . Yeah ... that looks like a reliable source . > Never say iTouch So people are complaining about Apple copying something that copied them to begin with ? Finally , a Stop the presses guys ! This just in ! No one cares about WTC 7 because the twins dominated the complex . Last year of high and school And they said they don't expect big things of me so I can't really answer the last one yet Copying is still copying tooth brush It feels weird to upvote a kid playing with his boner . OH , that makes SO much more sense ... but ... but no matter the result they're gonna blow it up .... Answered this question . Let's hope it works ! ! ! You need that ? Oh my ... I was commenting on a TF2 post and it went to this one .... Holy crap , you might be . He loves Alien , Lego , Doctor Who and he has diabetes . My lady penis just crawled up into my uterus and is terrified now , sir . " I am a kids lover " You made me look at the shoes first Not this nonsense again . * * Strawberries for health . But not for the rest of my life , please . WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK In space no one can hear you clap ... " hosted @YNC " oh this is going to be good but mostly bad . Well Thankyou for the subreddit I did not want to find out about .. Oh you see it happen a lot . OH MY GOD I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE ! .... I thought strippers stripped to pay for school Yes ! I remember that now that you mention it . You can get into ridiculously philosophical debates about what " Death " really is ... Yeah , I should probably stop drinking and posting . Getting me into karma troubles .... It's a gift and a curse . Ervin was great . The offense was not . It's you and me vs . the world buddy This better not be your last post . Hoping for more , is all I'm saying . The internet has ruined me ... What the fuck ? Well you ruined that for me now .... Well thanks for that Could also be green . Why has OP cross posted this 6 times using different names ? Anders is from Evanston , IL and Adam is from Omaha , NE ... I don't know what's more disturbing ... the ' report ' or the comments section My husband asked if it would get big enough to put his dick in it .... " shoot first , aim later ..... " seems familiar Am I the only one that's gonna mention that those are a * child's * fingers ? What's the free events guide ? ! Sorry for asking but I feel like I've been missing out on something awesome ! " Did you eat the toothpaste again ? This whole thing is silly .... Um .. They took the YouTube app out this time around .. Highly doubt they would bring it back for 10 suprise , children tend to look less attractive than adults ... except you are into that kind of stuff He delivered all too well ... Sexy baby ? " spanish european " ? Oops , I meant to change that to " is " before posting . Must have gotten distracted . That looks just like a spike evolutionary scientologist " Sand people " ? That's pretty offensive . We call them Arabs these days . I was okay , till I saw ' Are you ' written like that . Clicked on video . Top comment is someone bitching about Windows 8 . Holy fuck , who does that ? It's a hospital , not a five star hotel . That didn't stop him Me too . WTF ? Shock Top " Brewery " What a good feeling .. Wasn't feeling the shoes though . Personally , I'm a little upset with the drop . have an upvote ! ! 3rd picture isn't R / S / E it is a D / P / P hack Says the guy with the name FunExplosions in a chemical mixing topic So useless shit ( with the exception of NFC ) and some ability to use Windows to manage the files on your phone instead of iTunes ? I own a Mac and a PC so the not using iTunes thing means nothing to me , iTunes for Mac is a great product , I'll agree the Windows client sucks . The rest of it comes down to mostly useless widgets , " customization " , and the ability to install potentially virus filled malware via 3rd party app stores ? Yeah ... Android wins hands down . That was so last week .... Get with " it " .... I recall the event also led to scientific studies on epidemics , because scientists suddenly realized how great a simulator this game was . I'd find more stuff about it , but I'm on the slowest internet ever right now ... I am lazy And they have everything under control . > It bothers you that the Politics sub-reddit is discussing only one of the Presidential Candidates of the election year for Presidency ? You monster Wait , I'm confused .... What aww really needs is less reposts .... Oh yeah , I kinda forgot i'm on reddit , where women generally are lying , cheating , manipulative whores .. Do the constant fan photos get tiring ? And here is my imitation of you I did just that very thing this morning on my ride in . The grandmother walking behind her gave me one of these : This is reddit . It always goes too far . That's why we have this face as stock emoticon : Hmm dick .. The OP should allow fair game for anyone wanting HK not be playing a game of dibsies or savies . Jerk bet you were the first one on the bus to take the back seat and hold it for all your friends .. Hmm well , answer is simple if you live in Iowa .. You don't get the paperwork I've tried telling that to my bf but does he do it ? N . O . well , i'm sorry for not having time to check those sites 24/7 as i have school / work / a life .. dude , just because you're on top of all the apple news all the time doesn't mean everyone is .. that horse sure looks tall next to that small girl . I now realize kool aid auto corrects to kook aid . Not healers but classes that can heal - mostly pallys and priests , it really gets kinda impossible to break that kinda combo - probably if everyone blasted them one by one , but thats too complicated plan for the horde . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ le dead badger is scary ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Looks like * exactly * what someone who goes by " dearstabby " needs . Raiders fan Tell me about it . My consumer HP laptop requires removal of the motherboard to clean the cooling fan . How dare you make me do work I got two , also a normal moon an hour before the blue moons came out and then my second sapphire by accident Super Mario made me sad . Jacoby reference made me Saw a Norwegian one today having the GGG pic with douchebag text ... So it turns it into a ... universal-universal serial bus adapter ? Well the condoms smell like used meat . Relevent user name Just imagine trying to peel that bed sheet off the back A baby THIS ENDS NOW . I like the silhouette of the human in the center . It's awesome ? But why no honey badger Was . Why was that on the top 10 ? But if it was 16:9 before and now its still 16:9 how ? Hidden doors , no names .... I've seen enough ' Hostel ' type movies to know where this is going , Internet stranger . Someone should have aborted her ... Why the fuck does this not have a nsfw tag ? You could just up vote and comment in the video that was just posted that you got these screen shots from I didn't realize " hippies " was considered name-calling . When did everyone get so sensitive ? ... smoke what ? There was an ask reddit whose OP had some pretty ugly breasts . Nice try China 10 and can't fit on a twin size ? The fuck are you feeding him ? Nope two different kids ... I was like At the bottom of that page , there is a Wikipedia button Kind of scary ' cause I drive a Toyota Dat forehead Your RES tag stays true , " Likes his Morrowind How did that red Bcuz pizza hut is red . They manipulate your mind you now I read that as ant erection . UPDATE ON THIS CONTINUING STORY : " Unnamed person wanted to be second mod due to paranoia about another mod . I told them if other mod screwed up , I'd get all Yes i am very angry that you suck at trolling No Futurama or Simpsons My family always says " we got a turtle head " .... The irony is actually causing me physical discomfort Well . Serves me right for not using CTRL + F . Haha what a stupid fundie thanking you to the best of her abilities ! She should go die so she can meet her zombie Jesus ! Amirite ? ! ? Sure . Let's protect people from themselves . Did he just say , " how can you not like that Kuhn " Give it a lick , mmm it tastes just like raisin Yup just move all of fucking Africa I dunno wether I should laugh or be mad lol * Still better than Browns receivers * My fantasy team agrees . Thank you btw I think ? ? ? I dog-sit occasionally for this really wealthy family and it's all they have at their house ... I'm like : bitch , you have the money , get some comfort for dat ass . Just returned to this post to say this app is the best thing to happen to Appalcart since biodiesel . Wish we could smack some gps devices on the busses , since their always so damn late or early ....... ಠ_ಠ looking at you purple looking at you . I'm actually creeped out . Does bad end of the rape stick imply there is a good end ? can you post PROOF ? ? ? this guy is obviously a fake everyone . imma have to call , , , , , BULLSHIT ! ! ! ! ! Upvote if your not stupid like me ! ! ! ! ! you people make me angry some days To the ladies of Reddit : Do you wipe it after taking a piss ? I don't think I've ever felt like masturbating after eating any amount of graham crackers Fell asleep in the middle of the video . Would watch again Says the immortal ... I squirmed . Shut it off when he started to pull on it . You are kidding right ? Bears * are * better than last year ; at least we don't cheat I would feel sad , but not offended . It's not my wedding . There are other Muslims This cant really be a thign I'm calling shop on this You had nonstop period bleeding for 150 days ? The smell of the ballpoint pen ink [ ] ( / wat ) Friend of mine was at Weight Watchers for the first time and was announced as a new member of their Stork Club . She wasn't . Weight Watchers . This whole article is false and misleading . Why were there bird feathers and uncooked hot dogs all over the floor ? Huh , butterape ? Oh ... Found some fuzzy handcuffs and * used * bottles of lube in a drawer while looking for something . While I was shuffling through the drawer , I accidentally picked up the bottle of lube , it had residue on it . How do you know what a crack pipe looks like ? Yes , because boycotting Israeli goods is exactly like rounding jews up and throwing them into ovens . Oh I wanna take an upskirt of that chick . Shit , my phone makes a clicking noise . Let me just go to the UK real quick and get another phone . That happened to me last night . Hadn't had a legendary drop since the weekend where four dropped . Played a few runs last night and nothing . Decided to do one more run and a legendary dropped . Turns out it was a crappy two handed mace though Great ... i just wasted a semester in college learning TMG . money well spent ... And then they slam into the back of you new car and don't have insurance . WTF .. Women like this make us all look like idiots Well , the local frisbees guys here are the god squad , and go straight to the cops about underage drinking , at other people's parties ... South out the Mason-Dixie line , East of Texas , FML Excalibur and Rho Aias Thanks .... Yet , for a country which knows nuclear destruction all to well is bad . Hmm , no ! Damnit , I should have remembered to post a verification picture online . What hobby did he have when you lived there ? BUT royal Teets ! Where did you get the milk ? Thats one way to get bread to rise ... There's not a problem having another baby can't solve . This was the first entry that I was like wtf is wrong with people . While making that face irl should HAVE girl here : ಠಠಠಠ A E I O U Y U NO ? Why was he searching private property without the owners consent or a warrant ? A taser should not be a tool for compliance . But it is getting used that way more and more . WTF did I just witness ? Nice username . Wait whut ? ! ! Back again , hats . Meh just stuff like having the time figure out how to do it , they were probably high , hopefully , I love them So he was married to a 9 year old and yet he is not considered a pedophile Gorram it Rose ! My wake up ritual is to go to the bathroom and Reddit while I poo . Normally this is fine because I'm just looking through a window of the Internet . It has no real connection to me . But here I am this morning trying to shove one out and I stumble across a photo of my friend hanging limp and looking dead at the fair . It disrupted my pooping That's really cool that an article can quote and * entire country . * Started off so promising , and then ... I love your use of Dog , don't forget Heady Toppers I think we could be good friends .... Are you passive-aggressively complaining about seeing more of dat ass ? Because 2 seconds to type a command and take a screenshot is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much work ..... So I was putting on my new hat . Checkin myself out in the mirror ... when I noticed top gun spelled backwards is " Nug Pot " Something looks fishy . It's because of Quebec , isnt it . Doesn't it cost 44 cents to send a letter in America ? My dad found out I was sneaking whisky from him once and he replaced it with " chicken broth " . I took a big swig and Dog's expression says it all : I'm not the one bleeding and I still have to " deal " with it . " As I can't read foreign " Poll porn You will watch the minimap and you will like it . You will last hit properly and you will care about it . > Bless his heart . A bot which can read and respond appropriately to comments aside from it's main functionality certainly gets my vote ! I have no idea what I was trying to say there ... Read your username as " BeastMasta " at first and I was all The voice in my head that was reading this had a lot of trouble with the " ... took a big swig and Please tell me how they negatively affect the game . What is that ? They don't ? Really ? I didn't even recognize him ... I thought he was dead .. exactly . he just gives her the look .. This is what I wish riding the bus in the Phoenix metro area was like . Reminds me of the ethernet cable with " virus protection " Please tell me you aren't making the blanket claim that bisexuality is a " stop on the way to gay " ... You used I checked twice , if it was really Mountain Dew for some reason what did happen This dude just hated on Jil Marble pants I am going to drop it , i just know it . Having too much money . now give prettykittyblue an upvote for getting you the link . My galaxy nexus has a resolution of 1280x720 still higher than the iPhone 5 . Folks in east coast eat these ? ? Jack / shih tzu mix but full jack personality . A real trouble maker I had a bunny that chewed the other bunny's head off . Yes , this is the most posted comment in the original thread . Twist : einssein is a serial killer . Let the game begin Great answer . Up votes from me . Shame on you people down voting this . This is funny . The subreddit is / r / funny . Not / r / adorable Those aren't mirrored ... Why is this my most upvoted comment ? * sigh * Reddit users agreeing with me = karma Wash your hand ? ! Eh ... This is singapore ... > Seriously , the casual argument again ? Fuck yew dewd Don't you mean treat Why did I read the title as Drunk Guy Bale Sad to see him suffer a fate of early retirement Coerce her into submitting on r / gonewild who turns down a cupcake Looks like you're next , bro . Run ! Run as fast as you can .. Yeah I " hunt " GODDAMIT . 12 comments , and you stole my barely-related joke idea , then improved it . ლ ( Jesus , you are stupid Came here to say this The RP , Cannot be unseen ... If that's half complete I'd hate to see complete transformation .. OP , I Am Disappoint * * tech support . Contrary to popular belief , my supervisor has about as much power as i do . For that matter , i didn't make the policy , so stop yelling at me . i'll lose my job if i don't follow it Good sir I believe you misquoted But does he help her " master " bate ? We have ... the same birth-date We are watching you . I could be the little old lady with white hair sitting on the bench reading . I could be the jogger with the yellow sneakers on . I guess you will never really know . Okay , even I know you had to press shift for some of those . Usually seeing stuff from my town on the front page makes me happy . Not today Ohohoho aren't you clever Made Raiders fans a cover photo you mean . Reddit - you're doing it wrong . So you're trying to tell us that you are accosted by a bunch of horny 14 year old girls looking for sex on a daily basis ? But ... but .. it has a different title ! This is OC ! Wow , thanks for telling me what I basically already do , your full of intuitive and brilliant ideas ! TIL there are homestuck novelty accounts . For a moment I was " seriously ! ? This kind of comment here ? Who else was making sound effects while watching this Annnnddd ... I just walked in my daughers ' room and one was awkwardly laying on the other ... You're being very un-dude right now littlelebowski . And a copy of the stupid declaration of independence . How happened this ? Its probably bench in his trailer park ... or her trailer park ... * Spanish he meant " Couric " , as in that Southpark episode that I forget the title of - lots of poop , & Katie Couric . lol hahah this unit of measurement should be standardized for all that want to uh ... weigh their shits Why is there only a wiki for PyTyle 1 ? Tattoo ? ... that motherfucker ... you motherfucker I don't claim to know anything about Japanese foods , but isn't that sushi ? And isn't sushi fish ? I missed the ' dog ' part in the title , and I was like Imagine if the twin towers fell like that Wow lol epic story . Must have been a great climax I watched the whole thing . You should share more if you're up to it you are a great storyteller . Also every time I open a reply on reddit I think " oh god who did I piss off " You have the same name as I do on pc Oh wow that's a weird reddit . So strange how could you people look at that ........ - subscribes - ... I'm trying to decide if you're being facetious or not . Yeah , it isn't that much . This Robocop is very politically correct . One day the cops are gonna break down the door and explaining this to them is going to be the hardest thing in the world . When the devil is the next issue out ? ! ? You know , I'm normally up for challenging myself with weird-ass porn , but this is the first time I've felt ashamed of being aroused by something . Am I supposed to give a shit ? Because I don't . I am getting tired of redos and throwbacks . Why can't Hollywood put out some more original content ? Every movie is basically a fucking repost or a FTFY Good game by Freeman ( except for that one play I've hated this phrase for more than 15 years ! " Bad " is not something you can own ! Just apologize like a normal person . My real name is Olaf . My introductions have been cursed by Lemony Snicket . " Oh what's your name ? " " Olaf ... " " Oh ... LIKE COUNT OLAF ? " We get a few in that routed around where they need a different dept usually . Sometimes they don't even have one of our machines or service for the device . And then there was the one person who was looking for an embassy office . yeah sure facebook feed .... Ive seen this shit before A few years back I used to rescue dogs . I met a woman who saved a squirrel that was being chewed on by her dog . To thank her , the squirrel bit her ... and gave her rabies . Lol ... So , throat fisting is a thing now ? ... oh , wait ... that's not his arm Cop attacks woman ? That first picture was exactly what I thought of when I saw this thread's fit pic . If he already wears this on a daily basis , stepping up to some Saberi would be so so easy . I remember when I threw on my first coat from him , everyone gave me this Only her own " Das " ? Thats several hundred dollars ... The thong ... Mo ... Bing ... It's almost subliminal . How about No Mo Bing ? Looks like its just another good deed on his Nice shot . This better not be an achievement in Halo 4 . On a 1 flag CTF game on DLC map score a long range Wraith mortar triple kill on a moving Falcon . I heart Carl . Also happy he didn't mention any particular long snappers Then ..... What is our ham to you ? For fucks sake The snack vending machine at my school went from $ 1.00 to $ 1.10 ... Many animes have drastically differed from their novel / manga counter parts ( I'm looking at you , Soul Eater I miss WTF being actually fucked up stuff - nowadays it's just stuff in passing that I might think " huh ? that's bizarre . " CTRL + F " at first I was like Your link goes to funny junk I'm from Birmingham " Came to reddit " NO DRINKS NEAR THE BOARD Yeah , he and I figured out the misunderstanding about an hour ago , if you'll read the rest of our posts . Thanks for downvoting my every post , though . Anyone else tired of submissions using the Where do you live that someone physically forces you to sit next to a fat person ? Then , how the hell am I supposed to know it's boiling ? Is it just me , or does this not being here ? thank you Even worse , it appears he started the / r / pastandpresent subreddit . Spiderman 3 - After wearing venom-suit , Toby becomes Emo and needlessly dances throughout New York ... Yeah ... really sucks winning 3 billion isk . Says the guy with " NO U " , " WAKE UP SHEEPLE ! " and " Just the tip " in his comment history . She looks like she just smelled a fart . THE MEDICINE DOESN'T GO IN THE SHAKE Women don't masterbate Food safety Charmander : You rock ! They love it cause the story's already there , they just put their spin on it and BAM it's on your local news a few days later Just went up to $ 89 on most sellers It is funny u fucktard , obviously u don't have a sense of humor and shouldn't be on this subreddit Uh ... What ? Styrofoam cups Nothing says " attention whore " like a unicorn head on a bicycle Yeah I disagree hockey players can accelerate super quickly ..... being on ice means nothing for acceleration as a disadvantage when you have blades that can dig in . Over more length though the ice is definitely an advantage to continue building momentum and speed . quit using my name Not necessarily a face , but This will be buried , but I'm kind of bummed out by all the man-child responses . Yup . That's exactly how it looks Fasioned is fashioned Now that is haram Me too . Just took my first class at the tech college yesterday . I think I'm going to become obsessed I just added / r / books to Books Oh I totally know what you mean . I'm a relatively new user to the site and nearly every time I post something , I either get no recognition or , as you put it , downvoted into oblivion . The worst was when I was subscribed to / r / atheism ; someone took it to the point where they were essentially saying I was " out of touch " with reality . Says Ovary_Puncher ... Where did that ' no ' come from ? Man , now I want to kill someone ! My oldest son was sexually abused in a foster care group home and has PTSD . He's 12 right now but I worry every day that when he gets to be of an age where sex matters , he'll be happy . He recently started getting boners and thought it was evil so he punched himself in the dick until they went away . The conversation where I mentioned it would feel good if he was nice to it was full of " Guyzz can I get a heal I'm bleeding " There was a bandage in your inventory Oh she definitely thinks she's doing the right thing . She was overheard talking to a friend on the phone saying , " Maybe this is just the thing that will bring all my children back to me and the church . " ' the me ' Why would you want to do that ? You risk your credibility and It was one post . I don't care who does it , I just want it You are the hater Are you guys talking about the $ 85 bag of wysong on ferret.com ? I read that as " twenty 6 - yr old virgins " . Congratulations ! Your Voybaby has evolved into ... Voyman . That's pikachu not raichu . > The conversation where I mentioned it would feel good if he was nice to it was full of doesn't include the young indiana jones chronicles Mead does not come from goats . ... guilty Det her billede var det første som blev uploadet til internettet da de havde fået ARPA net til at køre stabilt Dat toe thumb Helpful ... David Bowie is under " D " for " David . " wtf is that guy doing with his hands when he's shifting My creationist friend ( who's a straight A student ) purposely failed the evolution portion of our bio class because she didn't believe in it . She now teaches middle school science . " the skyrim dragon icon " Wait you have Eli Manning on your fantasy team ? Until you killed him ? ! Oh god , what have i seen ! By gawd ... You finished all the longer challenges in Mad Moxi's . I watched for a good 20 minutes before I remembered that I was supposed to be on reddit , not youtube . What the fuck ? Is that supposed to be a rebuttal ? You kids these days and your * wit * Watch the play again I don't think so , I'm pretty sure it's something Mercedes tried or something . I fairly sure it's the original engine , the original definitely did not have the know how to swap an engine . Anything that is broken in the inside of the car was fixed with adhesive Velcro new puppy ? wha what happend to the old puppy ? No , * * I'm Batman * * " Report Teemo afk , 4v5 noobs . " I was expecting this ... That was a reasonable response I really thought this said " my * son's * ref sheet ... " and I was going to be rather Does it really ? That is stupid This subreddits Minecraft experiences make me shun my own Minecraft experiences . If I was with some dude who said ewwwww as he was about to " go " I'd punch that dude in the nuts Umm , no Don't hijack someone else's trade > There is a stage 3 boss ? It's not Lupus . Does that mean she isn't born yet ? Yep , an even worse version of r / funny Yeah that was a helluva upset Yea America is totally not the only one who does this ... What the fuck ? ! Dear lord I love you . Only if you are peddobear . Why would you even need to start a nuclear holocaust ? Hopefully not some sneaky Sunday morning attack Are you claiming that Japanese society in 2012 is the same as the Japanese society of the 1930s and ' 40s ? Yeah I chalk this up to cundiff karma careful with the word order there I had someone did that to me the other day in apartments on Italy ( right as we entered ) . " Don't get mad about a stray bullet , it wasn't me . " 50hp man I don't ever want to see you complaining about your water bill ... * makes Dude ... What the fuck ... ? Geez , I'd like to get my dick wet too , but not slobbered . Yeah ... that's totally * not * a student's handwriting that filled out this detention notice . Right . Chocolate . How is throwing a shoe not unsportsmanlike conduct ? ! Why is it that so many people think that ASL is a good way to get to know someone ? Thought they'd be a step down , seeing as stepping stools are smaller than normal stools .. oh man i must of missed that . hmm glad to know now that is indeed 100 % ice cream now , thank you Its not just bread . I bought some fresh Coles bakery muffins recently , and when I later checked the pack it said they were made in Ireland . > So far I've only seen one in that thread ( this was first posted to srd over an hour ago , it's just been removed for bias three times ) . And yes , I know who you are , and this isn't the first time I've seen you doing it . But why do they have to cost 4000 $ for a hunk of metal in your mouth ? Vegan here . Not sure if support your buddy's actions for protecting animals or condemn for hunting different animals First I was like ... Yea , your computer will get a virus from liking a picture . Show them ! Goddamn . Do cameras not have a fucking ' review ' option any longer ? This shit happens way too much . But , nice picture of your pants ... surely they're edible with enough milk . 9gag posted this like 2 months ago , it's embarrassing that it's even close to the front page . WHY YOU LIE MAN , WHY ! ? Your brothers not in Mexico , do you even have a brother To do what ... A real life karma whore ! Neither is my 3rd Gen iPad , apparently ... Mine is :-: Excuse me . The more I stare at his neck ... The longer it becomes . Video game ? Rated R ? Wat . [ INSERT NAME OF LEAGUE COMMISH ] ♥ Cock 8 = = =D - - [ Chin up buttercup , you and I could be friends . This look , " I have this weirdest boner right now " , but I have a vagina . Is your ridiculous analogy trying to imply that my car is the country and I must vote for one of the two parties in order for it to run ? Alien blue has it built in Tried to argue with a guy who believed strongly that all worlds governments do this to destroy the environment for no reason . It turns out that I am brainwashed and sent out by the government to stop him and others who believe in the truth . Wait , why is brabant in those places . Scyther Scyther Scyther PLEASE ಠ_ಠ Delivery for ... I . C . Wiener . Rofl . Only in North America ? But Canada is metric ! Filename : cosplay-girl-asian-fighter-girl.jpg First of all , nice job ! Second , the first thing I thought of when I saw his expression was And how would you know " I'm just going to get on the computer to check something . " If this was anything else then Borderlands 2 , I would have gone ಠ_ಠ how did I not know about this ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ This guy's getting downvoted for an Arrested Development quote ? Nice work VerySexyElephant * we already did that one * When was he doing it before oce on TV .. De Gea's been so good recently that Lindegaard has started the last two games I just googled those - Lumia has internet explorer as default Emo soap . Suck it out . The air pressure should lift it out , but you will get it in your mouth . You sound like my wife . I hope he has front legs .. that bottom right image Anyone who tries to switch-a-roo this crap , I'll give them the hairbrush treatment ! Put a big wonderful cake in the fridge . Every time she goes to take a slice run up to her , slap the cake out of her hand and look at her .... You had to throw the Jolly Ranchers in there " Oh what a cute pup ... Nervermind " Fallout : New Vegas ... Dry testing Fisto ... Because Islam is a religion of peace . there is steam that comes out from the other side of it sometimes ... its pretty much just sketchy but its painted brown so it must be ok Great ! But it looks like I'm the only voter . * * WE'RE LOOKING AT YOU , TENNESSEE TITANS * * You bastard ... PS1 , PS2 , PS3 and 360 have all outsold the NES . That infographic from OP is several years old . Also , there have been close to 200 million iPhone sales and the infographic says 42.8 million I've had people try to stick their fingers through my lenses assuming they weren't there . When I switched glasses , I got ones without frame under the lenses so people would stop . I had to clean my classes after every encounter I had . It didn't just stop existing after 1995 . What's pointless is looking down on others based on how they enjoy playing a game . My ex told me that I wasn't as big as her brother ... your username * baby-punching-rampage * It's not homework , it's like extra credit . It's technically not even assigned I pictured you sitting there like " Justin Bieber : Baby * gun barrel pointing at leg * Better than logging into their account and destroying it . Or letting someone else do it . Maybe not white , maybe just one of the many 50 shades of grey . Wait tonight ? I tought it was gonna be released the 21th of august or is that just in sweden ? Says the Arkansas fan ... We just don't get to win ! All i can hear is the noise a slime make on minecraft every time they slap down .... I guess it's the opposite for me . I've always wanted to not wear pants . I bet skirts / kilts are comfy as hell . Fuck pants This happened to me too You had a phone when you were 13 ? Retract this vile character assassination , shitlord People paid 600 $ on opening day for PS3 I've actually come across people who legitimately believe that the constitution states that our country was founded as a " Christian Nation . " Badgers huh . I got my eyes on you I don't see any humour in this at all . It's just you expressing your political opinion on a meme What have I just seen Let's not forget Oracle adding in " Oh , I see you're updating java , I'll just throw in a free trial of McAfee for you " . Now why would blue meth have chili p in it ? I'm not installing an add-on for a website It's a little mermaid song I have watched every episode the night it comes out for every season . I'm sorry I offended you by disliking the finale . Maybe I should just keep my unpopular opinions to myself so the hivemind doesn't have to see . mfw I read this The things people do for " virtual " accomplishments What the fuck did I just read ? No , that's pretty spot on . I've always kind of felt that being pantheistic was the best of both worlds - atheists don't like you because they think you're too godly and Christians don't like you because you aren't godly enough . It's an amusing if mistaken view on my beliefs , and I just wish I had a better word so at least one side ( or at least the majority of a subreddit ) would tolerate me This is not our roots .... I remember my dad brought home a robins egg and I waited about a year , I swore it was gonna hatch . Fast forward 30 years later living in Florida , I found a little tiny white egg on the ground I took it in and put it in my jewelry box . When I looked again , the egg was hatched and what ever it was was gone . i'd say 3 hours of fucking farming is pretty damn special . I am not a part of SRS . ....... you're an awful , awful person .... The video " Putrid Sex Object " .... it was just .... and I was all .... no I'm very confused . When you made the I got a leave for a game i didnt play And that's the one he is OK with everyone seeing ... Ich zee what you did there . Girl Scout Cookies and the largest support for your claim is from a country that thinks it owns yours ? then why doesnt blastoise say his name like that I'm on to you ... It's a face , but you dont have the symbols on your computer . I know because I don't either Saw this coming . The biggest tell here is that the title is actually discriptive . The only appropriate way to title such an image would be : * I really hope every voter is able to hear this before the election ! I especially enjoyed his comments on outsourcing 20,000 jobs . Wish I knew how to make those stairs I dont feel right about the bonus package ... Again we die before the fortress begins . Fire breathing dog came and killed EVERYONE I just started and got killed by a mutated fey dog . IT BREATHED FIRE ON EVERYONE I chose the PC version and my computer is still updating The real question is , are you referring to Batou , or the Tachikoma ? Junior gets mad at sophomore . Sad part ? She would refuse to understand even THAT and move on to something else . ... or that the link is giving Glenn Beck's " the blaze " site traffic out the ass ? Comment ! It's cool , guys . We've got technology ... We've got ... GOOGLY EYES Disappointed the lyrics aren't the top comment For God's sake , has no one ever heard of dynamic range ? People _still_ share passwords ? Drugs can ruin your life ! So if we catch you doing drugs , we'll expel you and ruin your life ! ... Yes , because chess is thought of as an exciting action sport puppy ... of what exactly He ... he was disappointed because he thought you were younger ? Well when you write a comment look at the arrow above and pull it down . Then go to the left once and press it . Then just copy and paste it to make it a shortcut on your phone . I did it yesterday I don't know ... But I'm not liking this creepy vibe here . whoa ! i remember that first bit . but then it got even more fucked up . How can they have those lovely curls , if they're not allowed to have long hair ? Unless ... Extentions ... Your username isn't helping To save some time , I think you can buy those in a jar for like $ 2 ... they're called pickles . I honestly thought my iPad wasnt loading the comments correctly ... My parents never condoned my collecting Pokemon cards , so I gave a close friend 5 bucks ( a small fortune then ) to buy me a pack . The next day he has them but they're open and says a small kid came and tore it open before he could do anything . I got shit in my pack and he had two holos I read that as 14 . Not one that was a hundred degrees C in the room . Because I'd be dead . Your username suggests that you hate yourself I appreciate that ! I did my best getting EVERYTHING from eBay , except the paint . Lowes has ND's colors in their computers . It's really hard finding ND stuff here . Especially hats and shirts . It's all Texas and Oklahoma crap . * Welcome to the NH * - - * * NO . * * ( Are you really making that argument after using " currydemocrats.org " as the source for your data ? Thought about that , but what red-blooded American doesn't enjoy a nice cold beer every now and then ? Oh yeah , Romney ... His finest joke is that he is struggling to be funny ? No joke . Currently teaching in Korea and its all fill in the blank regurgitation . I'm not allowed to teach anything outside of the workbook . Their heads might explode Interesting idea ... my ' Meal 2 ' is suggested as 1 tablespoon of olive oil though Who brought up asian boobies ? Legit . I didn't even know about ash lake until my 8tg play through . It took forever Dare contest . Kissing . > Oh , and the conspiracist nutters . It's like talking to a brick wall . Then don't do it . Get off reddit ? I don't think you can use those words together like that in the English language ..... Dat makeup ... La pusieron en un antro de Guadalajara You .... don't .... Moved here from the South . He might be having a heart attack ... I better wait in here for a few minutes . I hate downvoting people on their cake day , so I'll post this instead : You're complaining about something that's free . Ease up turbo , it's not like he beat on your sister ... or did he ? Oke well I'm not sure how The chrome reddit enhancement suite extension automatically opens images ... Cant you people decide on something Not everything has to be about making her body pretty . Went back and looked .. Now I see why they don't release a demo to the public . Why is rassmussens poll so fucked up ? Also why would I pay for a fucked up polling service ? Ok , as long as you * * traded * * . How did deionized become demonized ? The m key is two rows down from the i key Doesn't look like it is 10pm - 3am there Yeah because it's impossible for gay men to be masculine . You are suspicious Or maybe your cat just * really * likes seeing your wet naked body ... Dear god hahaha I did the same thing ! Because the last time we did this in 2009 it definitely wasn't an instant classic . FeralPony ... ? Ffs i am positive that is Morello talking . Amen … Oh my god I think I am going to die . Just ... Go . Please . Go somewhere away . Yikes , no accelerated clock ? Imagine if you disconnected . What sort of Reddit phone app are you using ? AlienBlue has a button especially for posting it : What about me ? I want a pic Damn , I just noticed she has no right leg or arm My dad told me to give my daughter a traditional Irish name . His suggestion ? Morag . your not ponto 1 I can't imagine that that is legal , unless you sign a . paper . when . you .... omg I fucking hate that gif . wrong kind of porn You're gonna blame China for his spelling error ? because that's what I meant Fox News What in the actual fuck did I just read ! ? At least he is apologizing , that's more manners then most kids these days have ... ... wait what ? Not sure if that is how I would have responded to that Tate is on waiver in your league ! ? ! ? ! TIL hershey's bars don't melt in the oven Does that say " I love One Direction " behind the teacher ? Just be weary of her dagger , if you know what i mean . That butt ? ! That's the joke Lol i wasnt implying that she was going to .... unless they really wanted to I just did it maybe 5 seconds before reading your post . Wow . Comes in very handy when pooping as well . My grandmother always told me , " It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man . " Yeah , she wasn't joking . * lucky enough * Not sure if retarded fanboy or scarcastic pero tambien tomemos en cuenta que la persona que inicio el rumor no fue otro mas que Noro ña Me too ... Did anyone else misread that as McMAHON and then go " My roommate was a prenursing major and would constantly ask me ( at the time an English major ) how to spell basic words . She kept telling me she didn't need to know how to spell for being a nurse ಠ_ಠ had a tech come out to fix our connection issue and found I was missing money this would be an understandable response from a friend or sibling or something , but he * fucks you * , yo . Not enough Benghazi , Libya .. I'm watching you boweeeee hey hey , easy now . ... that'd be givin ' moose a bad name " * * * My forehead feels like D-Day * * * " Story ... Yes ! 5v5 in WvW is a great idea ! Let's call it ... sPvP . Brought a tear to my eye . Jerk ... Submitted to SRS . Why does the unicorn have " I'm a minority on reddit Literally the only time I have ever regretted clicking a link on reddit . I got low on fuel and I exploded ... Why no tv ? More importantly , why no spongebob ? I mean I guess Is it even possible to have this much broken stuff in one class " Normal people " Damn lol hoping to get the game tomorrow wish he would have put spoiler tags before the guy spoiled it . Oh well it's the first mission not that it matters . And holy shit how the FUCK does this guy write for the WSJ . It's like they took a food writer in another department because they lost their game writer and said do you know anything about games and he was like sure I have a 14 year old son I've saw him play the halos . Holly shit I was going to say " LOL , who uses The Gimp ? " , then I remembered I do , almost every day . Cheap workplace won't buy me Photoshop . The computer store down the road has a I sent one of my friends a picture of a rage face while texting and he replied " wow you found one of my drawings on the Internet , cool " I replied with Will you make a new one starring an iPod , laptop , and Margaritaville ? it is known ... Shelf life 300 days . Holy crap I've seen this person before Maxi pad I get more clumping when I do powder first . Most of the time the powder just stays in the bottom ; especially creatine . what is this ? / b / ? And let me add on : I thought it was like a * thing * for parents to tell each other funny stories about their kids ? Now , apparently , I'm wrong . hey wait a second , how could you recognize that book from the original photo ? ... have you been in my house ? > Obviously , the only thing he can do without Congress's help is bomb third world countries and indefinitely detain me well mah bad dude , i've seen it more than 5 times on Reddit , with girls posting self-posts asking whether or not their boyfriend is normal for shitting in the shower and just squishing it down . Because my dad and I know Norse FAU with the upset I guess he was finished watching them . I'm a dev , so I'm already on for my 3GS ... I'm just gonna restore my iPod touch to iOS 5 and sell it . The buyer can either jailbreak again , or update to iOS 6 . I just don't need two devices . Saving up for the 5 . 3GS is a piece of shit Wat . How do you know my body is rockable . So there was this horse that walked into a bar and it was Sarah Jessica Parker . That's really badass The worlds thinnest smartphone with the worlds largest plug . Yes , it will add a 14 ft shared bike / ped trail , that will extend from Montlake Blvd to Bellevue Way . But the construction from the western highrise to I - 5 isn't funded yet , so in the worst case there will be a bike trail on the bridge and on the Eastside , but no connection to the land on the West " In 3D " ... I am on an iphone . His daughter's name is Wednesday . " ಠ ‿ ಠ ... I mean ! Didnt show up with the spoiler thing in my inbox . The brain is the most important organ in your body ... According to the brain . Goddamn niggers ... I just copied and pasted it and set it as a keyboard shortcut Because a sword , dude . Slippery Rod [ * DAE not know wat do ? * * * I really can't win against your tautological reasoning I read that as " All grammars are Nazis " ... I'm at work . Is the air here shitting while I work as well ? ! ! Upvote for imagining you with these eyes My school just has this one girl who sits on a bench by the student entrance . Her dad is a lawyer from the school , and he told her to hang out there to find a boyfriend . I commute from North Aurora to the city everyday , and right when I get on I - 88 from IL - 31 , I already have to deal with back ups , sometimes even all the way to 294 . I warn my boyfriend ahead of time when the time is nigh . Then he tells me to get in the shower . Not sure if novelty account or actual advice . More critically , MD5 used in an authentication scheme . " Karma your post " ? Would anyone be kind enough to tell me her name ? " I haven't tried it " Hang on a minute ... when , in GMT , is it releasing ? ' cause I was prepared for a 00:00 GMT release Correction , it's now showing it but I'm across the river from Philadelphia . The update only kicked in around 5pm here . r / stonerengineering meetup . The black smoke is from all the plastic Could've been Glendale , CA , for what it's worth . What a terrible thing to " suffer " through ... I don't know . Which one . I want . Of course not , as I do not have the permission of the legal copyright holders . ... two males I can see it now ... the balloons lose their buoyancy and a number of them fall in front of the Liverpool net . Darren Bent appears out of nowhere and deflects the ball off the balloons , into the net , in front of a confused Pepe Reina . Game ends 1-0 Yeah MOST people seem really happy Similar issues and the phone keeps restarting when trying to move an app over several pages Your comment + username = Bet he's 10 So the Patriots are playing the Ravens ? Looks like I'll be rooting for al qaeda . Get off my shoulder ! Ten million internets for this fellow . ProcMon is your friend when it comes to sorting out permissions issues . Stupid vendors . My grandmother is like that . One year my brother got ski gloves for Christmas . We live in GA and are from FL . Having the same issue .... Glad I'm not the only one . " I seen " He likes rusty spoons ... Too lazy to search through all that , and sorry about the sasquatch comment , I'm in a weird mood tonight , hence why I apologized for calling someone sasquatch . Hahaha had to deal with this shit tonight . Pastor was preaching about uncleanliness and only by accepting Christ can you be clean for he has chosen you and the only way to be clean was through the blood of Christ . Just accept it . And the world holds its breath , waiting for the one person among billions , who gives a flying retarded rat monkey fuck . Will he or she ever show ? Sharp on the right , but blurry on the left . My eyes Better than being 6 years behind . > Bad medic positioning happens when the player / s being healed are in a bad position . The only times i've seen bad Medic positioning is when they run off by themselves with a syringe gun trying to play battle medic hairy moobs .. for imaginary internet points nevertheless ಠ_ಠ you , you ಠ_ಠing As you really have no data to back up any of your ignorant claims , I must say there is plenty of data ( peer-reviewed journals ) that make you look like an idiot . A simple google scholar search , or a trip to the library will provide the literature . Dat ass ... This sounds creepy enough to be the Twilight Zone > IMHO whatever we call it doesn't change much of anything , the community has grown pretty well under ' ASMR ' which no-one seems to like . Changing to ZCR , AIHO ( I think the owner is baiting him to climb it , so he's giving this Oh god such an awful mental picture You're fucking stupid ....... Sorry for the off topic comment - but this is the first time I've seen [ fixed ] AskReddit question Guy raised $ 2000 through Kickstarter . $ 2000 is not $ 0 Yep ... It just kept on going ... Oh good god I am sleepy and read that as fucking it took me a bit .... Jared is awesome , I am extremely jealous of my mom that she got to meet him at the airport she worked at a while back . Didn't even get an autograph . I suppose I should have clarified I don't want to touch people's sweaty boob / crotch money . Especially in Texas summer heat where humidity makes the sweat much worse . ... How did you know ? If you stumble across a fanfic in there were in the comments I posted a wall of The hivemind is now deleting my posts too , for merely implying that I was unimpressed with what went on today in both the tournament , language and conduct . I am pretty disappointed in complexity gosvvser and now r / starcraft . I read the title of this thread and was like " this belongs in / r / Awww " but then I opened the link and I was there , building it , without pay . Probably the most horrific thing I've read so far in this thread There is nothing I enjoy less than being accosted by strangers while holding several books and am running late to a lecture Police , why don't you use this technology ? seriously , it takes 2 seconds . Ultra-dumbed down medical science article , it's not even got anything to do with gadgets other than a terrible analogy > Obviously , the only thing he can do without Congress's help is bomb third world countries and indefinitely detain me That's a sine graph ... Not a cubic I hear ya about the heat . I was running in the afternoons for awhile and on a couple of occasions the heat index was well over 100 . It sucked . So , I started running in the morning . Now that it's turning cooler I'm having the opposite problem No , I haven't .. But now , I must ! That was the one thing she said got better " but I wouldn't want those legs to go along with it , they got fat " ... Totally fixed that squeaky keyboard This look ? UEFA ile yapılan yayın hakları sözleşmesi nedeniyle bu video içeriğinin gösterimi Türkiye ile sınırlıdır . As an Andrew , I would like to look at you with disapproval for making people think the name Andy is acceptable . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Or maybe ... you are a bot Give them looks right back ! Please tell me that's not your credit / bank card number Because they've never passed anything that wasn't paid for before right ? But in this case , it IS paid for I see what you did there Then you get the Unless a friend grabs your phone and upgrades it for you ! Oh god . There's a button that says " try me . " Acuma serios , care va simtiti cu musca pe caciula ? Stiu ca sunteti pe r / romania No picks . Nasus's voice actor died . But you clicked just to find out He refuses to die This happened a couple of years ago . I politely declined . For context , I am Asian , and I was until then unaware of any incestuous tendencies in my family . Now I wonder Why were you looking at pictures of criminals ? Wait ... what ? Why is that .... I don't ... huh ? How did you ... ? Radioshacks in my town were guaranteed at least 29 different cases for the iPhone 5 . Don't fuck around . Carmelo Anthony .. Agreed with you and all .... then that " OCELOTE ARMY " bit ... What is your name ? " Momma was a ho , I was weekend pussy . I had you to keep tha nigga , it didn't work out . That's why yo daddy ain't here . Cuz he with his REAL family . Cuz he a good nigga . " The last two sentences People don't know this ? So extinct still in troll mode since yesterday Was it Jailbroken before and die you have some " non-Apple-store-Apps " ? Unfortunately , I pictured it as something she'd been wearing so long and was so " used up " that it was just stuck to like the outside or something ... 20 + students living in the same house ... shit , that's my actual current living situation I'm a guy that doesn't have enough sex . Quran says you should beat your wife if she gets out of line ... Muslims ... Looks dangerous ! And her feet , oh god ! i read this ass " funny porno video " ... disppointed . I swear I saw this same exact analysis on reddit already ( including all the charts , and even the observataions sound the same ) , a couple of times .. Cut-N-Paste FTW ! ! It appears we are at a stalemate . Why are you still fappin when the dog enters ? You got that from your grandma ? ? Karma Conspiracy : Redditor changes his little brothers name to slut and calls these awesome mountains and caves failed attempts at pixel art ... The sound of nail files Dat m [ el ] on [ el ] > [ le ] le + le 4 letters ... Minus 1 = 3 . Half life three confirmed ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Am I just meant to copy paste it every time ? Nah it will probably be something like , " Man it was a lot better when Apple made the maps app " This sorta sounds like hate speech . I've heard bad things about castle byesford , and also your name This ! I use those venus razors with five blades . * Five motherfucking blades . * And they still don't get as close as my man's razors with only three blades . next thing you know one of the girls will get married Spider-man can menstruate and he does it on his bosses desk 5 I was molested . Don't talk to moneylizard like that ! Is her undies suppose to be yellow or ... I've been reading it as " Scooby dooby doo ! " , and just now realized why it wasn't rhyming . Huh . Definitely there wasn't something similar to this posted the other day … Dem teef in 4th grade there was one kid who would staple his hands all the time , so yes , it was a thing . Never in my life have I seen a post as shitty as this . You have literally broken the record for how shitty a shitty post can be . Please , kill yourself that toilet paper has to look at your ass all of the way home I feel that whenever I think I have an original idea from a real life experience , someone else will always post the same thing before me . she still needs to shave her legs . but instead she puts bandages I can't cross crease onetimer anymore to make mofo's quit also being tossed off a cliff would prove you to be a witch if you were able to fly ... No , that's a member of One Direction ... " False start . On the snapper " Not anymore If he would have hammered it out in 3 minutes , I would understand , but it took him 3 days to respond with this ... Thanks for the good constructive feedback . Great representation of r / DIY ... By Thor's Hammer , this cat must live ! > ' “ twilight ” ( real example , Looks at username I actually zoomed in to see it better I don't know which is worse " here comes the rope " or " here comes the rape " all I can think of is Peter North > ps I just clicked inspect element on the City flair Pub players can focus on 2 objectives but professional player can't ? " ... suspiciously , dramatically ... " I upvote you at the expense of your education I actually turned up my volume Totally forgot this place is practically filled with ladies . ლ ( You have to ask ? Why does this have so many up votes it's just pusheen the cat from the front page of the website I live in keperra and have started noticing it too I'm 13 and I have much better of a grammar understanding . Anivia's name ... Obviously you're not zoologist . Annnnnnnd I'm gay . Sure better than Piccadilly Line , Acton Town ---> Earl's Court morning ain't so bad , but , going back from work , at 5.30 ... And I'm gay , again . Twice in one night . Not in Germany Over here people can frequently be found addressing their friends as ' cunt ' . And their enemies . And anyone for that matter . Let's not count him out yet , I have a lot of faith in the stupid people that make up the US . Not suitable for WTF . came in here to see 100 sparklers tied together . Happier to see this ... those motherfuckers * glances at username * > Try pulling out slightly In 2008 I heard many people say " Obama sound too much like Osama for me to be comfortable voting for him . " It could be the work of a menacing troll . Asian and German . I can only imagine the pressure Too many liberties . There is no mention of rape , sleep , stealing , clothes or bastards . Not even a " you " . where did you learn this term I know , there's always a few people behind me in class whispering ER MAH GERD . The QQ ones have the POP signs up , but they never open the rear doors to actually allow people to step on , is what I mean . I've only seen it a few times ( I take it to and from work every day , or would if it wasn't shut down ... til next year I'm in agreement with all the above posters - but when using FA - don't wait for the 2013 version to come out ! The errata won't be up to date - which brings me to a second point .... starting correcting your FA 2012 now , the errata is ~ 20 pages , and some of the mistakes are pretty egregious . I'm amazed at how many people here think the ' illuminati ' is a real thing Internet Explorer 9 ? Africa , " under construction . " I think they were supposed to be like that Oh boy , I can't wait to see how we di This is going to be a thing , isn't it ... I agree with mr Prometheus on your pictures . I for one can't get over how smooth your skin is and stuff ... Now I feel like buffalo bill " this could shorten the game while adding time for commercials " Why is there lotion in your kitchen ? Worse ... When I started where I am now , I convinced the lead guy that there was a better way to edit blocks other than to explode and re-block them I work in a movie theater ..... How in fuck did this happen ? Popcorn is the easiest thing in the world to make . Not going to click that . At first I saw congratulations and Necromancers in the same sentence and was like :D ! ! and then I read the rest and was like * In a Jerry Seinfeld voice * Newman .. Great , now I can't go to sleep without imagining her having sex with the other prophet Nice try , R Kelly I hate your type of people Oh god , miss read the title as " This is my lunch " Not enough Why is silvermace's comment not at negative karma yet Check the ~ ~ " mantle " ~ ~ " mantel " This is the face of my unsurprise Please do me a favor and never tell anyone else on Reddit your gender again . The replies to this comment are just ... yeeeeahhh . are you referring to what i think you are ? I just can't seem to wrap my mind around it can someone please explain it Only guys ? I'm in my 40 ' s , but ... whatever . Close enough . The rest is spot on , down to the resting my head in my left hand when I read this . This pisses me off on a daily basis God . We have different standards of teasing then . I'm all for friendly teasing but if my friends drew tits on my side fat , and then posted it on reddit for laughs at my expense , I'd be pretty pissed . " And we actually means me " this resonates with " me " ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ " o this old thing ? musta fallen asleep with it inside last night " I want to hit you in the junk with my original Tony Hawk game Better than pulling out a jolly rancher . He will end up with a 2 - guy - 1 - girl 3 - way . My friend told me this - " When you start to get to the really heavy weights , form doesn't matter . " He loves you still because you don't sodomize him with a brush or your fingers .... right Colby .. I was afraid his girlfriend would be speaking in a cockney chav accent . How do people get early copies of FIFA ? ! ? ! ? So you open them up and see if there's any shit inside ? Damn , I'm not seeing that speed even on 30/30 fios " fap before church " * Quite handy * indeed . Nice catch . Yeah , I cringed a bit after I typed it but then it was too late . sheep has got the reddit stare .. The beauty of Ocala ... " You're such a rock star already , I'm gonna say yes ! " This is what a price fixer looks like Whenever I see this Don't be a dick Yes is starting to gain ground . WTF ? This would happen to me every time when an ex and I played Street Fighter IV . Soul Calibur IV , on the other hand , I beat her pretty handily at , even though it's the more button-masher friendly of the two You're in the Big 12 now , come on . It's so nice to know that all the hassle and shit I get told about how I should have kids is all made up by the " feminists and the media " . HOW COMFORTING ! Mariner Wife : I think Reddit will get a little too excited about this . What the fuck ? Anyone else Is it busy ? I've done this on accident . Bum harassment was a funny joke for a while afterward , but then he got into anal . Now he wants me to probe it on purpose You are a 19 year old male who has never been with " another girl " ... you may have more to think on than just virginity Yeah and some of the chives are rotten Haha ya it's the shadowing if the pic . His red rocket Every time he sits says otherwise Mother of god ... Because it's completely impossible to make a working replacement key for a car , and you are completely out of luck if you lose your keys to your car because you only ever get the ones it came with . I'm pretty sure OP is referring to the status bar changing color . Which is weird , because mine stays blue regardless of which theme I pick I've been dealing with this for about 2 + years now . I don't have a Facebook and I do have a twitter but the account is to a separate email that is a complete twist on my name , so no way they find it . I heard them all : " Without a Facebook we can't update you through our forums if we hire you " Seriously ... I heard that . Fuck your bitches thighs I'm not sure if you were trying to be funny and missed the mark or what , but you did not link to any source relevant to the discussion unless my eyes deceive me . ಠ Hey this is cool this makes it easier to type with my thumbs What has this thread turned into But the other guy almost seemed to enjoy it Yeah , we need more shuttle pics , right ? Bound it to " f " , now I press f in other games all the time for no reason Creepily familiar You posted a picture of something someone said , I think that's even easier I hate you . Typing this message on a glass top desk I thought of including the Ward from Wriggle's active If it was on my newsfeed , couln'd have resisted to say " fucking religious cunt " to him . Nice try Don Draper . I like my Viagra ads just fine ! Golf balls do NOT belong there . As the Brown owner in league 3 , unfortunately for me , I live like 5 houses up from this one Tell that to GLADoS ... You can recognize prolapses ? Do people honestly think they can post reposts and have no one know ? Punctuation , motherfucker , do you use it ? That one picture is so informative . False ! he was hungry As a Mac and iOS user , I am making an appointment next week . What would you eat ? .. It took me a minute to realize there were more photos to the gallery than the sail above the crib . At first I was like " A sail and a sheet is a theme ? Episode twenty Why did you google pancake sex Dear god … ; > burn ; > flash drive ; > Using tape has the same effect . " my cousin's neighbor " I think with the inflation of the human population in the last 70 years hitler is way ahead on " interest " alone This one : Dat spoiler ... " That guy who typed fast at the library ! " Me : says the man who enjoys having casual sex with women and those who refuse his generous advances to be called a slut in the morning are labeled as foolish , fridges bitches who don't know what a man-god they are missing out on . I was referencing the line " There's just no hope for some people 7776 why ? because someone already took 7777 Yes , very . Aspecially as a melee char It says Toronto right in the title ... There are spiders in Australia ? WTF ? ... There is gonna be one day , you stand before some deity ( or nothing if you're aetheist ) and you're gonna have to explain why you searched for videos about a guy raping and murdering a girl .... And their gonna look at you with these cold bastards ... This exact video is posted just a few videos above this . Im getting hpa , but if you put oil on the nipple that will actually explode Thanks for the future nightmares ... I've been using my keyboard with my iPhone for like ... Years . Same thing , saw it , and thought " and it's child porn , wonderful " Obligatory / r / keto link . The bacon is waiting . who the hell is david and why should i give a damn ? I am not on a first name basis with strangers ... or thrown up dirt Oh what a coincidence fight geek and from walmart Isn't Borderlands 2 a little " much " for a kid ? I've witnessed this as well . Even with two Ion Blast IIs hammering away at a NPC medbay , it provides enough healing to fend off two Mantis boarders easily . Also use What the FUCK is she going to do with that Cacnea ? * Not sure if successful thief , or a forgetful drinker " ... US President Barak Obama ... " " Sexing In Suburbia " - and I'm disgusted with myself . WE HAVE SPOKEN . > Low level Gravelording with a Gravelord sword The misuse of then / than The iPhone 4 dosen't have the late night listening EQ option . I guess it dosen't have " powerful enough hardware . " I want whatever the Kansas State linemen are eating . I'm assuming its the flesh of newborn infants because Bill Snyder is a damned warlock . It's up to almost 310,000 likes Green Day's music is not difficult to play . It wouldn't even be difficult to write . It's five or six chords with a standard drum beat , accompanying bass ( and sometimes piano ) with some quasi-punk vocals about how you hate your parents , yourself , or everything . Really now . A switch in gender is enough to throw off your entire train of thought ? No black pudding ? How does this possibly happen by accident ? This title is one letter away from having Chris Hanson making you take a seat Dat fail By the way Berks is books ... happened with a girl I went on a few dates with : while giving me a BJ , she stops because she wants to try something she saw on TV . She puts lube on each palm and links her finger together ( making a circle ) and proceeds to give me a handjob , because according to her and w / e bass-ackwards channel she watched , it was s'pose to feel just like a vagina Well , la de dah ... three times a year ... then I guess you fit the ticket on this one , Mr . Maxamillion . Really .... I still get excited over the idea of a Snowcone . Because a girl is an item . Emoji porn ❔ ... so you made a gif of it and posted it on reddit What the hell did that guy say ? that's funny I wish you had a foot fetish Yes , I noticed . I had to un-ban myself * twice * just to make that comment . Two and a half brains ? I wish we coud use this on the iPod touch 4G or iPad 3 The hole is in the wrong place .... Yup , I got told I couldn't vape in a friends apartment , whatever , it's your place . Go outside into the hall way and was met with a my girlfriend likes it My dad said that to me too , but i never listened to him . How do you get the e-tech weapons ? I've been trying since I've got the game , but I still can't seem to get them . Now I'm sad . And Yeah , and whenever they DO run out of * old crap * they can just build another factory to manufacture more * old crap * How would you know Been in the stream for 1 minute and already saw 5 people asking if he's a virgin or to have sex with his cat . That's like saying let's outlaw black people , but make sure nobody's racist about it . There is a Katy Perry movie ? Yup , he's gonna make an awesome president . Maldonaldo just said " ... great start as always " The one with the pipe in the ass and the nail in the foot is pretty dark . Truly this is an outstanding discovery Holes in blankets just really bother me . I guess it's like I want to be warm but all these HOLES . LEAKING HEAT . Pokemon : Global Offensive Yeah . They are people , not some distraction sent to bedevil your personal growth . That sort of thinking is supremely sexist and sounds fanatical enough to make me go Dear god ... it comes in a keg . The refrain from Joe McDermott's ' My Cat Can Fly . ' I rarely miss a call . It begins ... In fact , almost over half of what you post are reposts . Jeah , it's a bitch trying to find both a good small screen and a keyboard . I have been looking at the USB apple keyboards with out the numpad but they are discontinued and go for to much on ebay Well , as an Arkansas fan , based on all the hype , I was hoping for a possible 11-1 season . Now , I'm not even sure we'll be bowl eligible by the end of the season . Congrats on your first gift Tony IGN in a nutshell No . Crap goal . I've always wanted to just play with some random strangers beard , I guess this is not acceptable . Ios 6 only ? Seth as a kid from Superbad on the right My feelings exactly . I see no more pics . What ... what is this trickery ? #The last person to ask me to upron them got their knees broken and house wrecked by the FBI Most Europeans use , and not . to denote thousand ... that's just false advertising ! What a fibber ! Kids aren't an eventuality that everyone accepts . Dat fucking username I can never un-hear that I didn't think there were Catholic priests on Reddit ... Bottom left image I refuse to play for a while now this doesn't include the extra few levels of pump stackin we'll need to do to get the water INTO the fort for fishers and medical purposes . This is why we can't have nice things Also a Chinese-Japanese alliance Fuck you . Keep this shit in f7u12 its not even fucking funny I just tried this . I can confirm that is is what Google does ... Jabba the Hut is on your Cat's stomach Also , the number of comments that were made in 2 days ! I love that ballpark ... except for the Hertz sign ... TIL school days is even more fucked up than I thought I have a T-shirt from the brand of your overall , just now I realize is a kids brand It's good , but it needs more random orange flashes and defocusing . He kinda seems disappointed that the iPhone didn't shatter into little bits . It's probably all these people getting gay married . They ruined the sanctity of his marriage . In Arizona , you can get a DUI on a horse Poison Ivy makes berries , too ; tell me how a blistered mouth and tongue work out for you . " Weird ass shit " ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ fuck you ... That got dark really fast . To Mario --> god dammit that described my laughter perfectly I'm not sure you get the concept of highlights . Getting dunked on isn't one of them . People of the world - I present the thought processes of tomorrows leaders . 20 years .. sure ask away . Why not .. I should ask my best friend from 3rd grade if he's ready to give back the pencil I loaned him for a test . ... Except clones . It ´ s like those job applications that require your e-mail and Facebook passwords ... Am I the only one that uses incognito mode ? Oh god . The nightmares . It's God's work you do I'm still not entirely thrilled with being called Tornadobutt for the rest of eternity . r / spacedicks You win ... this time Try working there Right , and everyone with problems always knows the source . That's why we don't need troubleshooters of any kind in our world . Is that you , Grandma ? Ha this pic really had to piss many people , cuz it's been posted many times , including me lol but anyway , I'm Christian and people mixing advice animals with god is ridiculous especially if they use them wrong I see an evil face on the left .. Or is it just me I have found kids will start to use this justification as well . I once had an 8 year old tell me ' You can't tell me what to do I have Aspergers . Stupid bitch . ' I'm sorry .... what ? That too ... My fianc é is a HUGE space / NASA fan , so she bought me a bottle of this for my birthday , and refers to it as my " Space " whisky . I absolutely love it , and think it stands up very well with the standard Ardbeg offerings . She thinks it tastes like burning . god damn it , how do you DO that face ? Ooooh , a DayZ player - maybe you want to join me one of these days ? My friends have pretty much replaced me ( and gaming ) with homework A lot of people still use the yellow pages . My parents once used it to look up a website address This is not a rage comic . A 10 year contract with their free open source class management environment that's been tailor-designed by ASU's own programmers ? They need to get this shit under control Don't scare me Jacoby Or what if its a competitor company who's just trying to fuck up sales ? it is basically impossible to educate your children by showing him every religion and point of view and him becoming religious . How weird would that be : DAD ! I DECIDED I WANT TO BE A MUSLIM ! ! Reminded me of when a bunch of my friends were playing Airsoft in a field behind some houses . Apparently someone called the police because they saw " possible terrorists or burglars " What did you take this pic with He was looking at tongue tattoos .. You were still looking at tongue tattoos . ლ ( They did bring them up again , but you won't like it . There's a throwaway line in one of the later books stating they were all accidentally broken during one of the battles . I hardly have time to sleep . You have time to google shit like this ? ლ ( I'll tell you when it happens Drew Java . I've got 30 MB download speeds , hard wired to router , no other device online and my download speeds on PS3 show 13MB speeds . A Sony rep told me that its because the server that I'm downloading from is slow . I seriously thought that was a mask I went to ER for 6 stitches once , and walked away with a $ 4000 bill to show for it . I'm sure people with minimum wage salaries and no insurance think the ER is a fantastic alternative to affordable health care You see them in person and don't take photos without their consent I think Romney just pulled a full fledged Bushism and his brain had a mild seizure while trying to get it out because it couldn't process the Romney stupidity + Bush stupidity . You had the idea going for ya there and then you ran it to the ground If you move the " only " , it stops being He had a ps2 in his fucking ford explorer . This was like in 2003 or 2004 so I was so amazed . Then he told me he had all the Pokemon EX cards so I called bullshit on everything he told me previously . I never believed him ever anymore Thank You . My neighbors suddenly got an immense urge to chop down one of their trees right besides my yard . They didn't noticed the bee hive ... it fell on our yard and my dog went crazy and started eating bees ! The bastards just acted like it wasn't a big deal and they didn't even apologized . Fortunately my dog didn't got sick . I believe puking all the bees on top of the couch helped ... I thought it was more of a You ... You didn't even watch the games , did you ? Something was done here Yes , Pendleton Ward's Science textbook ? when did he make thirds unaccessible recently ? That is downright cruel . There's a 60k ticket caspian border out there . I played in it for the last couple of thousand tickets . The round time was over 31 hours Oh god ! Please , don't remind me of that . My pc was so shitty that spirit-like heroes like Venge , Leshrac and KOTL were invisible in my screen and I could only see their HP bars That tiny red triangle is a little strange too Your username Whenever I see code in Java , my only reaction is always “ I thought I was just going crazy ... But I noticed the change in my poop as well . I saw you online It's all part of how each iPhone is * uniquely * crafted . Haha just glad I could help . Get ready to over use these for a few weeks . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Exploding cars . I detest that cliche even more than the faked tire squeals . * Cars are not made of nitroglycerin ! * Here we go again ... This is hilarious . Made me burst .. Something similair happened here in Sweden a year ago or so . Apparently it's a common mistake ... yea , it's a risky move . He should have been a bit more subtle and she shouldn't have been so sensitive . A 300 lb person in a yaris Why are you winking at me ? I saw what you did there . More screaming Absolutely love this movie . No one else seems to though . It caught me right when I was young and easily influenced . This movie led me to the Hackers Handbook , the Anarchist Cookbook ( Waking up counts as " ALPHA AS FUCK " these days ? Can't tell if sarcastic or serious . Absolutely * slabulous * good thing i'm not a dragon . Do not use soap as a lubricant ... 25 checking in , fuck No , no ... You will be reminded as the guy who really loves his vegetables .. and his dog . Your gear is top 1 % of all DH . Not very realistic to call it a " guide . " This is like Mitt Romney making a guide showing how to make a million dollars in JUST one year . You posted the same picture about 2 hours ago It depends on what you are willing to do with those two end pieces of bread .. Just how far will you go with those ends ? .. King ? is that a fucking 16 year old in the front ... Dude , K-holes are bad places to be . Where is Mike ? His S05E07 acting should've gotten an Emmy ! In fact , he was pretty much an amazing character start to finish . Shame on you , Emmy's I remember reading a short story in the " Tales of * " Star Wars books . I think it was tales of Jabba's palace . Anyway , one of the stories is the princess being thrown into boba fetts room for the night as a " gift " from jabba . Boba was a gentleman though and didn't rape her ( if that's what makes someone a gentleman I would love one , it's just the availability and finance that's stopping me my gym coach is pervy Well it's not like we can see that you turned ... This will either solve your problem , or create a whole new one . He did .... twice .... Am I the only one around here that doesn't find these Facebook one liners funny ? But how do they work ? Yup . That's Texas . And guess who gets the " privilege " of living in Austin Lion king Yeah , ' cause there's never been mass murder on a college campus . Is this like the apocryphal " no-one will ever need more than 640k of RAM " Bill Gates story ? Because I'm pretty sure he said the same thing about no-one ever needing anything bigger than a class C address ... Whoa , so much skill ... Teemo and Rengar ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I support this 100 % and know the feel . You could just click your way over to r / woah for an already established subreddit of things that make you go " woah / whoa / WHOAH " unless I'm missing something it's the same concept ? ? You * had * to fap while shackled to his bed ? why is this funny ? Mine caught me on a video where a chick was pissing into another girl's mouth ^ - - - - They are right there ! False . This ; He's fine . You can see he's wincing and crying in pain and moving his legs , so you know he's not dead or even paralyzed . Still , I don't care what Sad_Homo_Moment says , that shit looks like it fucking * * HURT * * I see your look of disapproval . Could I get some explanation for it ? I'll take constructive criticism , but ... Sauce ? you have no imagination Also , alien blue . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ No battery percentage ? It's news like this that makes me want to hide the fact that I'm from Gardner Yeah except I went to a private school ... Well , that sounds traumatizing ... ಠ Is that her BUSH ? ! ? I'm so glad this turned out to be about a cat . Somebody really feels that Vitor is lesser than Chael , especially against Jones ? No love in Alabama . None of the tricks have worked . How has this comment not been down voted to oblivion ? It's posts like this that convince me that Republicans using Reddit don't know how to use or culturally don't use the voting buttons . Meanwhile , Liberals dominate jut about every discussion thread because they vote like crazy . If something this stupid can get said on r / republican and not buried with down votes then no wonder Reddit is a liberal stronghold . Cue plethora of " Award for most stressful level " posts ... So I finally figure out a good leading profile picture and it's the male duckface Okay ... I think I have this figured out : Jennings caught the ball but Tate caught Jennings ! > Yes it was for general personality traits , but I really didn't know that the left / right-brain thing wasn't true , it's all over the place ! You should leave this note instead : " You used Internet Explorer ... It's not always about wrestling ... * * Favorite song : Friday by Rebecca Black ... sort of ... Trillion dollar company LOL . > Alright I was about go Now I see where the top comment in this thread came from It's weird cause WITH Optifine my FPS can be kinda slow , but without my FPS can reach 650 + How is the Male Torchic's " black speck " on his butt not getting blown up ? Female Torchics have no anuses Wow , Anyntay . Everything looks like a penis . Oh , thank you . That made everything better . I was born three months prem ..... My youngest daughter telling me i am a complete and utter failure as a human being Dude uses ' James Holmes ' as a nick . First I was like : O but then I Tearing the ass ? ? ? what if he actually is legit ! ? On the one hand , i want to RES ignore him . On the other hand , I don't actually want to read any of that I really REALLY want to say she is hot , but that GODDAMN FACE IS PREVENTING ME ! Well I need a license that I can use as an international license anywhere , any suggestions ? Any country welcome haha This explains Adric . My first time I made the girl cum , and then she kicked me out of the room how old are you ? Real winner , that one . We've had people come in with pictures of jumpers with kids and I've been asked to take all the kids out , because " it shouldn't be hard , the computer does all the work , right ? " Yeah he posted 2 new links in a comment I see what you did there .. she must be so excited . A document on excel file size management . When the company's network hard drive needs space , I come to the rescue . That poor kid ! ! I wish someone would splice in the truffle shuffle after the mom But Jayce isn't a Viking Dude , I only understand the ' Doesn't mean it is about her brother ... Exactly what I was eating when I saw this You know good and damn well reddit LOVES azns No Halifax ? You think the glass back would be a better option for dropping your phone on the tile ? I might know an odd mix of languages here : English , Hindi ( Mujhe Hindi aathi hai ! ) and Kannada ( where you get your look of disapproval from : * * CP * * English Journalism ? Why ? I've always felt that this was more of a Windows issue than anything else . I use both Windows and Mac on a frequent basis , and I find that many symbols won't display properly on Windows . The Reddit face " My bf tried that once . I hate waking up and I've had an experience which has led to that I pounce when I get scared / surprised . He had to spend the rest of the day with an ice pack on his face . I really felt bad I see lots of cleaning supplies ... The only reason I dislike that movie is because I watched it too many damn times when I liked it ... Because they are both amazing things that I enjoy . better be using protection .. A bunch of video games when they went on sale . I've never ever played most of them . I don't even care . Okay . I used to install mods by unarchiving it then renaming the file . Any idea why that's not working anymore ? In response to your suggestion , I will certainly try it out when I get home , and let you know how it goes . Thanks for the help ! And isn't that API nearing a year overdue ? Why does the new PS3 look like a george foreman grill ? I know someone like that . He also believes that the King James Bible is 2,000 years old and hasn't changed one bit since then . Yes , there are people who think James-era English was spoken way back then . After Ness made that post I thought " hmm , let me go see if anything has happened on this rdtV subreddit recently " and damned if there wasn't your post sitting in the mod queue . It's possible Nino marked it as spam , I wouldn't put it past him . What ... dem skinny jeans ... I was being reeeeeeeeeealy careful there , crouch-jumping over some nasty lasers and then a headcrab triggered one . This guy is an asshole . The original Hunger Games .... joy . Are you saying I'm gay ( sorry for saying that , had to ask ) " She is in the kitchen . " Okay . I'm done here That comment has been taken Boss : I immediately think Mr . Bean ... Haven't seen this in a whi - oh wait ... Or referring to your mayor as a dick There is some good info here ... Mixed in with pure shit . New Jersey ... because Shopkeepers of shops I walk past always call me pretty girl ... so I will buy their things Actually the previous version of the iOS facebook app was a web browser packed as an iOS app OH ! Looked at my calendar still displaying september Oh god it's an assplosion over here ! I've never been in a basement with a clear view of the moon like that ..... Because military-grade weapons don't exist in real life what's with mentioning that you should make sure " everything is clean and what not " when buying from ethnic stores ? Woah there , how about dinner first ? Or best . Tis true , a camel's anus has never led me astray ... On GTA 4 there was a SWAT truck and my turismo . The swat truck was trying to push me , but couldn't I pushed a little to the left and the SWAT truck goes flying off and all the soldiers jump out of it while the truck chrushes them . Thanks , now i'm itchy . We had Onion Aliens , Renaissance statue aliens , Buddhist aliens ... And now Edgy Teenage Atheist aliens ! Someone explain this to me before my brain goes all Its all fun and games until you discover she has a landing gear Car made in Canada Wyoming . It's a government coverup anyways , the state doesn't exist . Diablotek power supply ? Mother of God . It's like a funny version of Big Fish . That username I live in Orlando . I'll take your last sentence and swap your " world " for " land " ... I've had this happen to me too . It also annoys me that I have to tap Done when it does work . I really hope your parents weren't racist . I already did :) my car just can't pass safety and emissions yet redditor for 4 hours and you already have 10x more karma then i do , fuck you sir No , because your hotness irritates me today . " Unsaved trash under investigation " While reading I was just starting to jack off the world we live in ... I would adopt them all . Same thing happened to me . I'm not stalking your post history , I just coincidentally clicked the same thread * shrimp * Beautiful * where's the pot . " no matter how you slice it " ಠ because In the olden days , the difference between " declaring war " and " going to war " was semantics - - thus the " what a coincidence .... so am I Can't see sidebar in Alienblue app And this is why republicans hate government employees Salo ? Really ? That movie is so fucked up that if you want to see it you have go to youporn or xhamster to watch clips . Massive amounts of nudity , shit eating and rape . This article conveniently ( for the pigs , that is ) fails to mention that this scenario played out around 1:30 am . It also , after mentioning that the police were looking for a murder suspect , " just so happens " to leave out the fact that the victim was NOT in fact that suspect . I'm sure the paper would NEVER try to paint a cop-murder victim as someone who " had it coming " . No ... never ... Just kidding hdd The crusades are over br > You talk about fiscal conservatism then say Reagan should have kept the cold war going . Or playing games on your phone Yeah , fight ! Please come stateside . I want to play it so much again Wow ... an Ivy League graduate who doesn't understand the difference between a doctrine , and the degree he is supposedly going after ( Doctorate ) Tigers and White Sox are also tied for 5th place in the Wild Card No it does not . I would know by now if it was a shiny Rengars ... so everytime im in a brush I can jump on an unsuspecting victim > Needles to say , I don't understand why ! ? ! ? ! A girl I worked with at a bank told a story during training about the last bank she worked at . Apparently , some kid came in and robbed them and then called a cab to take him back to his house ....... no joke . So they called the police who then called the cab company and promptly went to the address where the cab took him and arrested him . I see what you did there .... Near running water ? Do not merely read , what is in front of you ? Who would have guessed that behind his talent to rhyme to a beat , and a manufactured public image , this guy is equally ignorant and arrogant ? That sure is a shitty combination . What a society , where someone like this can rise to such fame and wealth and be such an utter piece of shit . Purple link why " I hate the howling . Joey Votto looked like he was struggling to focus right before he slapped a double out yesterday . All I could hear is that stupid howling and it's so much louder at the game . I was secretly hoping Joey would step out of the batter's box and look at the crowd with the 10 available . To the people holding the open boxes with their phones sitting there at about 45 ° . Who the fuck is talking about it as starting item ? " Awesome app . Loads of fun . " Yeah right ... You told your friend you'd figure it out ( I don't understand how we beat one of the best NFC teams , if not one of the best teams in the league and can't break the top 20 . EDIT : Also , how green bay is ranked 5th with under 500 record ... Did you read the article ? I'm a woman too , lady . ... I'm scared for life I've tried that too . They usually point to their canine teeth and go " what about these ? CHECKMATE , VEGAN ! " Well , that's enough Internet for this morning ... Pourquoi tout le monde s'adresse à OP comme si c ' était * son * duplex Dominic LaFleur , the Marine ? Special tune carrying device ... ? B-But ... Your name has * five * letters ? Something is amiss here ... Thanks , I didn't realize that . A dell ? Yours is shorter than mine Audiokarma is awesome ( but you better love vintage or else ... Not even 7 , You made him steak and brownies ? You never made me anything when we were together ! I remember asking you to make me a bowl of cereal . You became so enraged that you dumped the entire box of Cocoa Puffs on the floor ! Then you whipped that frozen Teriyaki Hot Pocket at me . I still have the scar over my left eye from the 2 stitches I had to get ! I still don't forgive you for that . So could I make a bot that posts Ah , I meant the ones used for lightning . I thought it was the white ones . Ours do the same ! Our little girl dachshund is eight and a half pounds of brown and white spotted dainty cuteness , but goddamn . Girl can clear a room . Her brother , a 17 - lb . black and tan , is the one who's the pro at the look of contempt . He's happy to practically kill us all with an under-the-covers silent death bomb , but anyone else farts ? He's all This IS THE PATCH to play it on Win 7-64 This IS THE PATCH to play it on Win 7-64 What ? More like , subscribed to / r / wtf ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Joined a erver on my alt called TehRealTroll and got banned in 4 seconds for " No trolls allowed " Oh god , at first I read this as " Friend told me I had one huge testicle and one regular one " No fuck off , we don't want him on UK TV , you can fucking keep the cunt . i said doable ! We will be together . Forever . No problem ! I loooooooove my cherry pitter . My old roommate stole my first one Gem . Yeah , using a laser isn't complicated at all At first I was like That only enlarges * my * erection . Your account isn't even a day old Huh , I've never heard of him ... My name is actually taken from an old school login username that combined the first five letters of the person's last name and the first three letters of their first name . You can probably assume my first name based on that , but hopefully not too much of my last name is obvious ... I saw these little kids talking about slenderman today . " ... an extreme case of N64 cartridge licking . " This is the only Reddit post that I loathe . Thank you for decreasing my chances ... Start sleeping with someone until it's a little bit serious . Then you'll have more responses than you'll know what to do with . Every time . ლ ( Around here ? ? You act like we are one person ... and the linked article thanks god an muhammed at the end ... I had a dream where my friend and I were blue and teal and our orange insta-picked chronos and I looked at his stats and in his last game he went chronos and went 0-14 and I raged . You know you play too much HoN when you have dreams about raging at other players I dunno . Every gay man I know has fingers . Might be a little gay . Gotta wonder what has to be done to get the game to show up on the store . I think the ps3 transfer is hardcoded into the software , but what about making it appear on the store .... Is it just a ticker value setting it from 0 to 1 ? Ah yes , I remember these bikes . They're a special class of bike known as the " These bikes were used in the late-eighties to early nineties in " ಠ_ಠ " races , where the top athletes in the world would compete for the " From the description : " korean rap sensation . RAP . > Just went back as mituna . Well . ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ This is … Reddit-y . Reddity . I just created a new adjective . Just like all my talents I call shenanigans and tomfoolery on handing out that many resumes in 2 hours . There is no way you spent an average of 4 minutes in line , talking , scheduling an interview and walking to the next booth , assuming everyone was willing to take your resume in the first place . You had a really good point going , but then you went and finished off with a link to ThinkProgress . All she wanted to do was say " Hi " . it seems product placement isn't just limited to movies these days His teeth are in better shape than mine This is how i feel . First world problems ... That modifying a car will make it worth less and people want to buy it less Not seeing the connection between Reddit blackout and abortion Don't forget the mexicans ... the damn mexicans ... Jeeeesus .... That's my sister on Halloween a few years ago . I was proud of this too , until the next line where he's like , ' Yeah , I'm in her ass like sodomy . ' Holy . Fuckity . Fuck . Same . alien blue just does nothing on private subreddits giving me all the hope of the content Things like this shouldn't get media attention . Unless of course they meant to brag about the amount of money they spent on a temple to emphasize how it's more important to them to have a fancy building than it is to actually help the needy . " Gods work " indeed . They make me * * very * * nervous You should have heard me say pharmaceutical companies the other day .... Conservative and Liberal Right-Wing party in power You watch your mouth , we don't use the T-word around here . ... Go natural ? Meaning they bleed everywhere ? I was ಠ That was not a bathroom , drfrisker . I just ate 4 . I was just gonna say that Considering all my slots are shared between items , it's not fucking fun to have to drop shit every time just to pick up , maybe , a shield ... My parents had sex at least 1,2 , 3,4 , 5,6 , 7 .... OMG 12 times ! ! ! Don't talk to any of your future colleagues before the interview . They will mistake you for someone else when your interviewer asks them what they think of you and will tell them that you are a sex offender who hates women . Thanks I've just drooled over my keyboard As a dutch person who grew up around cheese farms , the orange stuff you guys have is a crime against cheese everywhere . Your .... Your username ... Awwe man , fuck ; i was pretty high when i wrote this ! America's Karl Pilkington ? If you max out heavy armor and use muffle , YOU SURE THE FUCK DO USE HEAVY ARMOR My county is finally on reddit . It just got up again for me ! Shopping at Kmart also makes me angry Thanks for clarifying . When I saw Steve Bedrosian , I was like Crap , was gonna post a screenshot of that exact glitch Why not both ? I unsubscribed from / r / politics to avoid these circle jerks . Now they are in my Advice animals . Man , bunch of humor killers here That , or a fiery crash . I see what you did there he just blamed it on her I did this about 5 times one day when my starter relay died , the last one I made a solid dozen attempts before noticing that the killswitch was off . I'm honestly not sure , but it very well could be . r / CreepShots is for upskirt shots of girls that don't know they're being photographed During ... ? your posts remind me of an old friend of mine He * * * Don't just post a The ... the wicker basket ... > What struck me was the high percentage cited of Millennials wearing inappropriate interview attire . You make it through a gauntlet of applicant tracking systems , phone screens , etc . and you decide to arrive at your interview in the clothes you wear to go clubbing ... Stormy Leather I'm not quite sure where you're trying to go with this . legal yes , as long as you recieved no ticket , but i live in canada where some genius had a motorcycle in his moms name and posted a 300kmh vid of himself on youtube One of those things is not like the other , one of those things has less than 50 games played and skews the results Bird spawns , flies out to the right . Spawns again , flies out again ... Oh hey ! Me too ! I mean ... Uh ... Yep , more laws is the answer . Don't forget the whole cardamom pods ! Chomping down on one of those suckers is the worst I don't even ... I watched The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo with my parents . It's a nearly three hour long movie about rape . That wasn't sweat Da fuq ... I never had a serious problem with LoL client Now that's classy . I bet he'll make a great father .. / She was like " I see . Are you me ? ! I would be if I was but I wouldn't be if I wasn't . That was the point I was attempting to make , but it's nice to see I got downvoted along with the person above . " I won't show you but I really have tried this and I had a blast . " Mental image in ... 3 .... 2 ..... 1 ... NO , mr . police officer ! I send this NO in your general direction . This is my stance . NO . Thank you for pinging me for no apparent reason whatsoever . Would you mind doing this again at regular intervals in the future so I don't forget what I've posted and where , please ? You stole this from me asshat sounds possibly illegal ... Because rape ? Okay you jus really don't get this .. And using it you allow Apple to see your outstanding balance and recent transactions . Burning Ring of Fire sounds like a song about venereal disease . Cannot unhear . My ex had hello kitty tattoo right above her snatch so now every time I see it elsewhere I think of sex . It is beyond fucked up , believe me ... I can't wait to tr ... oh wait I don't have any friends ! that's why i play video games in the first place You can literally not hear anything due to you layering that music over the video . As a video producer , this made my cry I'm looking at you , Outlook 2007 vs Outlook 2010 . lot of thinly veiled racism in that one Too damn expensive . I looked a this little bottle of pure maple syrup and it was like $ 17 ! How did Randy knew the taste of cum ? I'm a chick and I don't find this strange or wtf worthy . Piss smells , lemons dont . Two and half months of certification isn't a long time for a patch ? The game music . You were really willing to have sex with another man just to try it don't ask me why there was PBR at our fancy cocktail party . someone must have sneaked it in . Now that you mentioned it ... Yeah I don't know much of those names at all . Mostly depend on visual icons / clues ... And they tell us to look for moss when we are lost in a forest I live in Oklahoma and only have Obama and Romney on the ballot with no place for a write in Account age : 21 minutes . [ ] ( / lunateehee ) Master of Luna I read that as ' small bras ' . Biggest Whoa ! I always wondered what the base of the phallus is supposed to represent . I guess now I know what the milk represents too . > Because you think you taste bad and smell bad but you still want / allow him to go down on you I read " laying in the sun " and all I could see was a large beast squatting behind a chair shut your mouth " all the sexy ladies gonna want a piece of me " That's fucked up I work at HP as well , but in TX . Now to see who's surfing reddit in Boise . You're gonna masturbate in those rooms aren't you ? I feel the same way when i grab my steering wheel during the summer The pigeons are evolving So I live in Madison , WI , and we always lock our doors . This is because my roommate on the first floor once woke up to a middle-aged woman knocking on his window . Another roommate had his bike stolen by a homeless dude ( we know because we chased after the guy a few weeks after the theft ) . Apparently Madison isn't as safe as it seems Or when Baelish puts his Littlefinger in her moon door ..... So much unnecessary hate in this thread Towering Cross ain't got nothing on us . Jesus you guys got butt hurt . Believe me I love Stargate but seeing the hotness that is Samantha Carter make out with the current old and obese O'Neill is pretty gross . They had their time , if they got together now it would be no more enjoyable than the Twilight love story . yeahhhh .. I don't know .. it seems like just tits and booze . But they claim that " every liter ran over the body of one of the models " .. Lol I was not being serious I saw the picture of the solar electric plant being constructed and my mind automatically went to HELIOS One and New Vegas . Then I looked at the caption and saw where it was being built ... Abortion is not contraception About Rondo : “ Not only do I think he ’ s the second-best player in the NBA behind Kevin Durant ... " The facepalm here is the Minecraft creeper Great stuff , in Columbia I know they sell it in Bi-Lo . Also , the bacon flavored , not so much . . . " deep ties to scientology " * * Bad Science : * * Not science fiction , but blatantly terrible science . " If only we could clone our son he wouldn't have to die , will retain all his memories , and we could cure his rare genetic disease ! " Cool guide ! But ... internet connection ... too slow ... Ron Paul ! Tax is theft ! I'm watchin ' you ... Nope it's never come out in a big heap of flesh before ... Gross Ulg , can't seem to find any of the alternative apps on the Canadian store * Britain . * British . Oh wow ... That's crazy So , there was this horse , right ? And it was Sarah Jessica Parker . Read that as " A gif for you ... " Boobies did not move Still better than " Milking " a Tauros ....... * when I start * The quick one at 4:48 Yeah , I told him that it sounded kind of sketchy . Then his friend e-mailed me saying that it hurt his feelings that I thought it was sketchy . I got so pissed off at that woman I thought he just meant from laying in bed all that time . I could not figure out what the problem was , so I had to click through and read the responses . Ran out of milk . Was with a friend when we saw someone selling Vegan Leather bags ... ie . fake leather bags . Heard a lady say , ' Ooh Vegan ' It's due in 12 hours ? Yeah , let's have the foundation take over everything . Make them the sole authority on Bitcoin . Thanks everyone for the help . To everyone who downvoted me ... He's talking about his penis . A " boulder " in your package It's due in 12 hours ! ? ? Option for photos of site , instead shitty photo of rusted shovel . Ahh the Good start , disclosing the non-disclosure agreement . Yes , but night shots so in spain if a 30 years old man has sex with a 13 years old spanish girl as long as she thinks its ok , its legal ? And Jesus never answers his phone when I call him May I ask why your phone is giving you the look of disapproval ? I've just got a manly mushroom tip . It's um .... uncircumcised . When can I expect a new Shamantis release ? Edit : Your comment wasn't diabolically random At least it wasn't on / r / wtf , or you would be limited to , " What " , " Wat " , " The fuck ? " , " What the fuck " , or " so ... that video is real ? I was wondering if this was a reference to that movie or if that movie was referencing this all along . I never understood how they would use the shells ... So glad I got that diagram ... Fourth base ... does it make you uncomfortable that men around the world beat off to your gifs on a daily basis ? Plot twist : the dog set the house on fire Mississippian here It worked once I clicked it again " Le me friend " Dat title It is never clever to sing the Beatles ' song " Michelle " to someone named Michelle . I'm not sure what reaction people think they'll get aside from Yeah , because we cause TR to follow us and VS and NC to log and play something else ( creating an artificial population inflation ) , the 4th Faction to switch sides , and the Game Developers to wait until * after * it became a problem to implement faction limits that we've been championing for months . The RX8 would have cost around $ 60k before taxes and delivery costs here in Australia . The R8 starts at $ 270k before costs , and with a 30 % luxury car tax at that my last name is Parkinson ... yes , like the disease My mother ... You spilled water and just left the bottle on the side of the road ? Too much internet . I just read " in my wife's pussy , " and How do people fucking paint like this I'm just starting and my sunset looks like an epileptic bathed in paint and seized all over a canvas ! I still don't get it . Stan .. And I've found out that its everyone's dream to finally meet someone that you can say " Stan the Man ! " to . Damn you ! My friends nicknamed me Roscoe I started playing it in 1.0 and I raged for a while because I wasn't moving ( I was using the arrow keys ) but then I googled it and found out . Holy fucking shit Your Favorite Weapon by Brand new . As many times as you want . But $ 200 for windows ? Come on man ... Fernando , Abba reference Mine is Tom Hanks related as well . My last name is Houston ... whenever there is a problem of any kind ... That fucking boss ... still waiting 4:50 Mom : Okay , lets go ! Huh ... * * You will be hearing from the Polish People Association shortly Nice try ..... * THE GOVERNMENT * . Why do you ask ? I cant believe this got five upvotes ? People might have been late for their flights I left my wallet on a plane and immediately realized it . Got it back an hour later with $ 200 missing . I was the last passenger off the plane Froth ... Why .. Why is there a dick on that cake ? And a child in the same room ? ... Watching .. The guy ruins it Hahaha , I can't unsee that now . well fuck When I'm bored I watch How I met your mother , when you're bored you got to the KKK website .... how is that a m16a2 Usually a dildo . Not that sinister I suppose For fucks sake when your making a joke at least make it fucking correct ಠ_ಠ I meant to . I was saying she could very well have been around for a year and only ' officially ' be a redditor for 8 months . So your What's up chuck ? Oh upchuck I am a god of comedy ..... INDIANA JONES 5 What's going on in this subreddit when people's personal OPINIONS are down voted to hell if they are not pro-Microsoft ? geraffes are so dumb . she just a * long horse * Because the most successful gaming platform to date ( Steam ) isn't basically an app store ? Everyone remembers those game manuals right ? Sure you do . Remember the gym leader page with tiny portraits ? Of course . Now , I bought a pre-owned Pok émon Blue , read the manual and got to the leader page . Misty's face was missing . But .... practically the first thing you do in Clock Town is go see the Great Fairy at her fountain ..... Hah , I do that too . No easy answer , other than adopt a self-whipping ex-catholic guilt complex . It's like a giant looming I am so glad I'm Muslim and my body won't be put through this indignity when I die . I am from Pittsburgh . Yeah , armed revolt against an oppressive banking-cartel plutarchy would never work ... in ... America . I worked at a cut rate funeral place ( for an EXTREMEMLY short period of time ) and we had to use the long straight forceps to shove cotton in the rectum till we could shove no more . We also had an embalmer who would stick scissor into the artery / vein incision and cut the esophagus / trachea to prevent mouth purge Was sure the top comment was going to be about grammar . Hahaha so thank your wife , otherwise I would be the next victim What a great video to start your Sunday .... All this karma because a bunch of dudes misread " pennies " as " penises " . intentional sausage fest ? mega Hmmm ... I wouldn't exactly be comfortable as a parent giving my kids three idols where : parents killed when planet explodes , parents killed and raised by aunt and uncle , and parents killed and raised by the butler . An hierarchy with black at the bottom ? I immediately thought of MOLLE / PALS webbing when I read load bearing . Then I realized we were talking about boobs . ლ ( i'm not sure you are aware of what grunge music is My iPhone 4 doesn't even get that much download when it's at full signal " Vertebrae " is plural Because fuck you that's why . No it doesnt Do you fuckers not know what " peter " means ? Those nails Best of comment from best of ? that'll help you a lot . Morrowind rolls for attacks , but doesn't show them that complain looks like the ink that comes out of the anti-theft devices .... Haven't read that one before YES . I'll be like , oh The Vampire Armand ( book 6 ) and they're like oh , THAT kind of book How did that not hit her spinal cord ? Scumbag cauliflower ; worst tasting vegetable , at its " best " 11 months of the year . In Canada for many of us , only 100 a month would be very nice ..... Uhh . Still sexy . Yeah . Dammit my name has ten letters ! You know very well what I mean , young man I guess you don't know Louis C . K .. still , the link was RIGHT there dude ... My girlfriend's name is Stephanie . I'll be sure to stop doing that from now on ... Taking forever alone to a whole new meaning ..... You realise that they're at least working and paying taxes , right ? Love the little God ... It looks like the top of a chain link fence . My first grade teacher's name was Candy . Can you see this ? ┌ ∩ ┐ ( Where did I say it was confusing ? It isn't confusing , it's jarring , it detracts from whatever you were actually trying to achieve . I guess it depends if you use the machine to get work done or if you use it as an end in itself . I'm usually just trying to get something done so anything that makes the OS much more intrusive than it needs to be gets my What if ... the Voidlings are being controlled by Riot employees and are in fact champions aswell On the last day of seventh grade , my friend went around to as many blackboards as he could during yearbook signing time and wrote FECES in all caps , with the letters stretching from the top of the board to the bottom and going from left to right . One of the teachers walked in and gave him the What the fuck are you talking about ? Quick sell for 10k Being good to others suddenly became a horrible thing I feel like there would be some awkwardness after the parade ... When the paint wore off in choice places ..... What about aids ... > Also , what you said about friday 6700 ' s mom * really * wasn't cool . " About to make a test " I'm not in any way partisan . Also go fuck yourself . It's entire post is bullshit . No really , I just pick a topic that would draw people like you . I was talking to my friend about reddit and I said that the only thing I don't like is the large amount of assholes on reddit that are quick to lash out with insults and such . He told me he wasn't sure what I was talking about , so I typed up this generic political post and a few minutes later you posted . Thanks asshole ! Go kill yourself now Not Safe for Lunch I opened this link thinking " Metallica Metallica Metallica " then this opened up " Necrosis Pvp Server " Those close ups ..... Dude seriously ? Why do you think I am a republican ? I am a democrat , I just wish a news agency would report news rather than just put bias opinion based bullshit on . What am I lying about ? You sir are a dumbass . No . You make it seem like you went away and edited your link after , but there's no editing in sight . I spend longer on the toilet . I'm sorry , I don't see a Batman . Really Tom ? I'm that last 25 % I like how they mention how it would've been good for him to use both arms on the catch ... Don't let go ... Due to layout in mobile the first part of that i read was " The Game " I didn't know what it was . So I went once . Then did a mental block and forgot I had learned about it . The cum boxers . The IP protocol is a pretty big help in that as well . Not to mention the various routing protocols and DNS . But yeah , google .... yupp i can confirm no vraskas at mine either , 2 jaces though . and only 3 dual lands Yes to all . Hmmm , well there we have it . I've been and didn't even realise I've been . Don't ask for the same in Starbucks . The cream has sugar in it there I'm sure it was just a " mistake " , just like when Fox News does that kind of stuff . No response How can I not get the purpose of my own post ? I am the one who wrote it . You sir are a dumbass . Yeah give me Shirley tappin ' w / Bojangles any day ! What I was saying is that is the type of jump to conclusion political thinking you are exhibiting . Perhaps next time someone writes something you should just stop ... Take a deep breath , resist the urge to reply impulsively , read what they wrote , ponder , then reply with an intelligent response . Because before everyone disappeared you used to swing your neighbor Bill against a tree to cut it down ? Everyone disappeared , dood , there are still implements around ... Why does this file come up as malicious when I download it on Google Chrome ? What ... you think breast implants go out of style in the future ... ? So you left the drunk girl who was interested in you to go to sleep ... He can sing and vomit simultaneously ? Such talent . And voice-overs for Call of Duty This is me being in the same room as you : They'll never find that car again I think a skunk would be a cool pet . I didn't know you could have their scent glands removed . Now I need to get a skunk Too many locks will make the door weaker .. Out of place ? I see what you did th ... no , I really don't . r / ttotm Ouch . The terrorists just won . Read that as herpes ballon I totally read that as " underwear camera " and thought : I wish this was a rule I implemented when I started dating my ex ... I know , also a fail on masterball lol Parsley , Sage , Rosemary and Thyme . No words : " Oh , my friend is kinda sad , I know I'll show him / r / nottheonion , that's always good for a laugh ... Oh , what's this on the front page , Virginia - " O . o ... * * " Throwed up " But whenever i hear the name colby ....... Can you come and infect my girlfriend ? I want to be more attracted to her I still remember their sega cd game that was released . He was a massive buttslut . Not like it matters . Hope you spent your life well talking on the Internet about some stupid game . " Grandpa tell us again about that time someone mentions mw2 AGAIN . " So interesting . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ * Don't leave a bro hanging ... * ( I feel Rick Rolled . a copy of the board game Little Black Sambo from my great grandmother This is blowing my mind way more than it's suppposed to Relax dude , you're taking this way to seriously , grind for the levels , or use more cover when fighting them , glitch or no glitch you are freaking out . How are you posting this then ? Penalties on extra points Me too That was a coincidence , as I had no idea That pig is still buried out there ? You have to be trolling . No one is this stupid . Was not expecting that ending .... For the record , I'm a ' she ' . What are you saying , it's harder because black people are worse tennis players ? " What if she eats small children ? " I've already got in about 3 weeks of growth . :) because of a smiley face ? That's why you shop locally Your username ... with what Dude , why ? [ ] ( / spikewtf ) I despise everything about " 50 Shades of Gray " and to see it in my pony fandom just makes me Except anything with " negative vibes " which , after reading the comments , I've learned will get you a downvote . Rocko's Modern Life . The only place I hear about Beiber is Reddit .... thanks Um , have you ever been to Philly ? I would probably be terrified to death if I encountered one of these . Jesus Christ . I see that graffiti all over the place ... dude .. your name > Don't offer us a drink if you're not being sincere . I can't look at her without seeing Cage / r / wtf gets the most upvotes ? ლ ( I should probably say ' prolife ' . No . Never . EVER . Canning Vale Markets are a cesspool . I think I hit agree a number of times . Even paged through all 42 pages and emailed a copy to myself hoping it would trigger acceptance . Still pops up when I try to even update an app . I thought it was because I hadn't updated my iPad to OSX 6 yet , but glad and frustrated to see others with the same issue . IF THAT'S A REBEL 250 I KNOW THAT FEELING , EXCEPT ON THE HIGHWAY That's awesome but I ate to say that's going to look terrible down the road . All in the face is going to wash together . You forgot the best part of Kannada : Damn she must suck a mean dick My bluray disc does not run on 480i You're right ; in fact Scotland , Wales and Ireland also aren't part of the Empire either . Can't find missingno Thragtusk in sideboard . Like grandma . Repost life You used to picture Egypt as badly photoshopped ... ? Came here to say this ! Have hated ( and been terrified of ) balloons since I was a kid . Unfortunately my two young children love them ..... * clicks back to look at nipples * .... You told me you were busy Designer stubble on a dwarf What . The . Fuck . I just got over this after watching it on the 9/11 anniversary ! Now I'm all scared and depressed again ... > Too many things for me to I'm not entirely sure if using the word " gay " as a noun is correct , here . " I didn't do nothing wrong . " This is supposed to be a joke ( and a joke for 5 year olds I might add ) . You guys are reading far too much into it . * * Wow . Koush has done a ton of things for the Android community , including several CyanogenMod builds . But he tried to make money , fuck that guy . He should learn to survive on air I don't understand the down-votes , haters gonna hate . YOU are beautiful ! They probably " whooped " too . Except can't buy it on Sunday in IN . Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a whorehouse for a hug . > world made entirely of TNT Man , I'm so jealous . I wish I had a class that can do that ... I finally had enough of Chris Johnson and sat his ass .... 20 points . This guy knows the truth Something I observed in my time as retail is the sort of customer hive-mind . Yesterday I had a line going back to freezer . I was disappointed but kept going . My manager walks over to my line and says to everyone " You know there are other registers open . " I stopped and looked at the other two lanes . They each only had one customer . I look back at everyone like Scumbag AMA bear ... It's so advanced it can take your fingerprint TIL short hair makes someone butch . I was ಠ_ಠ after seeing his I worked for a phone and electronic repair store . We had no contract against looking through your phones and computers . It's a very popular movie reference Wait ... you hate a people * because they're racist ... That ( rich ) poor bastard . You're right , only an idiot would regurgitate something he'd heard like a reflex action based on a stimulus Nope , it looks like all four new souls will be available in the beta ლ ( Watching you fap . Says user " nakedladies " Oh , dude .. Oh my god ... how the heck did I miss that ! ? Maybe it's kool aid Darn , should have thought of that Like banning the sale of alcohol on sunday , or applying excess tax to certain products for pure personal reasons that have nothing to do with religious influence . * * sin tax * * , I believe it's called . " too far . child is too young to understand . daddy take a break . hire a babysitter and go out and have some fun , talk with other good fathers and your pastor or your pray for forgiveness , so you can be a better father . " .... Wait , you're saying you enjoyed limited tm's ? I love the adventure science center . Pikachu got a cameltoe . Finally , after a few explanations by random people , reddit and friends , I completely understand the concept of " Temple Made " . Unfortunately , not a single fuck was given during the process In this article : the author mistakes " shocking " as a synonym of " controversial . " I didn't realize Barefoot Gen was controversial . ... implying that only one job can count as physical work ' inhabited only by cactuses and tumbleweed and scorpions .. ' But Cacti don't grow in the Arabian Desert . Are those rocket launchers ? Most of the idiots at my school would eat that . I hate most of the kids there . Are you me ? I get that you don't get it . Your grammar is * really * bad . " Whine " Auctions don't go live for five minutes As a native Chicagoan ... 8 Days 13 hours , Then I accidentally moltoved myself :( does anyone know how to get the fire off of you , I tried walking in the rain but I only got drenched and then died Seems like , to me , that they instantly assumed it was an issue with the car and not the driver How is your boyfriend looking like Tom Hiddleston a real problem ? Why did you get married ? So I could play Xbox and have someone sit next to me Looks a drenched set of panty hose . Oh.My.Gawd . Must have Erm , excuse me , but what are you doing ? You realize that vaccine is * not * the OP , right ? I'm just confused , because you copy / pasted OP's question , quoted it , then responded to it by posting the same thing you had already posted . The general idea with comments is to respond in a clean and logical fashion so that discussion can continue or resolution can be had . Christ man , you've been here 4 years , I shouldn't have to be telling you this . FTP is not encrypted so your ISP can see all of the data along with your username and password which is sent in plain text I know , right ? ! And touchwiz Sh + itty = shitty ? .. WAIT A MINUTE I'm a bit late to the party , so if someone has already said this , please forgive . Whatever team you pick - go to a real , live game in person ! Even if you're not super into it , it is a great experience . A friend went to his first ever game this past weekend - couple of chump teams from Green Bay and New Orleans , of all places . Petroleum museum at / in a hotel ? Man , I hope your shower's not slippery . Shake your huevos ! Looking at the gifs really shows just how boring of a kiss it was . because there are so many good things about communism . More like the pond . This is the part where I'd be crying if I liked Amy at all . And I thought we in Italy had it bad with the catholic church . Yeah man , south wedge is so hardcore .... Nachos ... in a bowl ... with a spoon ? Or she eats a lot of fiber . 18m here ... Not in Houston , hell , not even in the US :( but your writing is great and you're cute , good luck ! You'll sure find someone . And if you don't , well we can always try looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong distance ;) ( not so long tho ... yes , the distance . Uh yes , the distance between you and me This is what I did . And now I love him . Too much . No leching from fellow students , or ... the teacher Trojan Fire and Ice came out in 2010 Well crap , now I miss floppy disks . Pleasant surprise ? These book-style cases look great until you need to talk on the phone , and then you just look like you're pressing your open wallet against the side of your head for some reason I caught my sister doing this at a local pool Literally the worst post ever . OP asks if he's dressing too fancy for his job , doesn't say what his job is . Someone makes a reasonable guess as to what his job is , OP lulz , denies , and still doesn't indicate what his job is . Unless you work in Biz Dev for a company that makes stupid fucking iron-on patches , you look bad . And post bad . The refs weren't on strike . They were locked out . The replacement refs weren't scabs . The hardest part is my unattended penis . Oh sweet god in heaven ... I thought the getting dressed bit was hilarious ... then at the end I got the suspicion he was being serious ... Yes . You wouldn't want people to feel things in a drama , or face the occasional reality that people you care about die or become otherwise inaccessible . TIL There is such thing as a Lego remover , I've nw begun to question all decisions Ah , gotcha . Hahaha we'll it could be worse . I could have said I eat a lot of fiber ... I used " , " , meaning the level 39 monk weapon was a part of the sentence " I have never found a legendary , " And also I was in hell helping a friend levling . Wonder why she broke up with you I've had to tell my in-laws to stop spending so dang much on presents for him . They buy these gigantic , expensive sets , which I then have to spend 2 hours putting together , and then he just ignores them and uses a washcloth to cover up a rock he brought in from outside because it's " sleeping " id disagree . get those ALL the time , oddly enough only from pregnant women ( pregnant brain = mush ? ) , and on most of the japanese stuff , it's just a drain of the tank , run a good fuel injector cleaning service and air / intake service , and replace spark plugs . last honda civic got out of here for under $ 600 after their attempted diesel conversion . that was until we discovered the original timing belt on 160K miles I'm 25 and I know exactly what he's saying Yes , I have seen it . I like Shakespeare , but that is the gayest movie I have ever watched , and I kinda like it . Zombies don't smile . It would make consumers pay for services ? Thats * madness * ! " Be kind , rewind " ........ " double sided disc " how you know she has puppy ? > and mexicans It works , doesn't hurt to have more spesific things though . Well except some people can't use the two pings we currently have correctly . Like I was playing jungler and moving up towards top lane , the guy starts mass spamming retreat pings on the enemy so I figured , oh me must not be ready to fight him so I went and cleared the golems instead , next thing you know it's " OMG noob why you you no gank ! " in chat Actually both phrases are correct . " Could care less " is basically an idiomatic expression and is synonymous with " Couldn't care less " . Unfortunately , semantics dictate 2 different meanings You aren't very old ... Are you ? When I was younger I was in my parents ' car and was intent on pushing two buttons in at the same time . I ended up pushing the whole button assembly inside the radio so it couldn't be used anymore . That when people say they got something that " Fell off a Truck " it didn't actually fall off a truck .... it was stolen wait ... what ? her vagina is pointy Daddy issues creep me the fuck out A great day to start the day ... A better camera does get you better photos . Otherwise it wouldn't be a better camera . Dat username . What kind of subscription am I missing ? Everybody has gaps dammit ! I used my pinky " Minimum Wage Slave " EVERYTHING ... Some people are just too far away from reality . I love how he compared Obama to Hitler ... because you know , getting your taxes raised is the equivalent of a mass murdering , racist that started a war that cost Millions of lives and tried to exterminate an entire ethnic group . Yup , exactly the same ... Comment below " This is awesome . Girls rule " So the bad one can take their place ? [ * L_F is talking to himself again * * * ಠ_ಠ * * ~ ~ i see what you did there _litter_ My brother called me excitedly a few weeks ago to tell me that he had just realized that the windows logo was a window . Did anyone else , on iOS , try and click the " touch here " but before realising it was an image ? No ? I'll see myself out . Thank you , now I want a guy , and I'm single ... Holy crap . That car is filthy ! How does being Aussie have anything to do with this ? Just wait till you see the video ............ with * sound . * As someone with long-ish nails ( not freakishly long fake nails , check my post history for pics ) long nails are AWESOME to scratch our eyes with . Better than just rubbing them with your nubs Yes , they did . I'm guessing they de-manlified him a bit to make him seem more " gay " . Because gay dudes on TV aren't allowed to be manly . Microsoft Word wizard editing . Oh man . I've had those mini panic attacks where I look over at my purse , don't see the glimmer of keys , quickly reach over , " Shit they're not ... wait ... I'm driving right now . Your username makes me want to get one .. Rin was captured and put under genjutsu in the Kakashi Gaiden ... This is the internet so I had to make sure So a similar fine to that for getting caught seeding torrents Oh come on NZ ... This is getting out of hand .... I work for a mid-sized ISP . A large portion of our knowledge base was created using " MB " where it should read " Mb " . Woof . I see what you did there .... gigitty . An awesome gun . Not the most accurate at 500 meters or over though . This has always been my greatest kitchen fear . Thank you for my nightmares tonight . I thought my mom was the only person who used the term grab-ass ... And by association , my siblings and I . As I know you're not me , you could be one of the other 4 and I just read your shenanigans above ... > Thank you , now I want a guy , and I'm single ... It looks like your Fucking a little girl in the 2nd Panel Vasectomy rears it's ugly head . ... do you not shave ? No , it needs a bigger reason to be loved My friend says she sleeps with her eyes open . The exact face I gave her when she told me was this Almost thought this said Cup of Dick . Yeah , and when they hurt you and you tell them they're like " But if I only do this " * proceeds to caress in the most gentle way * Why even post this you run over pinecones ? jeez you cant move out of the way for a pinecone ? I've always loved this meme , but this one is extra hilarious Signed twice If you havent seen dragon ball or DRAGON BALL Z you have to . If you don't finish it .. I will track you down ! LOLjk but serious finish it now ! That took me way to long to figure out where the voices were coming from My girlfriend pronounced " sneakers " , as in the shoes , the same way you pronounce the chocolate / caramel bar " snickers " her whole life . I explained all and I laughed it off because I didn't want to sound cynical or anything . She still does it reddit " If homosexuality spreads , it can cause human evolution to come to a standstill . " ... It's ... almost like ... Tite Kubo speaks Japanese and not Spanish . As if mind games with other teams weren't enough She deserved worse . There are at least 3 men in that photo 950 miles would be in outer space Ok ... would not be a problem . It goes over your normal deadbolt lock on the inside of the door . You can still use a key when ever you want . Yeah , the phrase " vintage fur coat " definitely keys you in to thinking 1930 or something , not 89 Ugh the gif didnt work Came back to post the same thing . Way to kick off research project with what appears to be a prejudice toward the negative aspects of gaming ( or motivations for gaming ) . Makes me wonder at the motivations That's what I said . He insisted I post it here and I told him I would take the karma hit for him . so you took off the cpu cooler and the optical drive and count them as the same price Well suck my face and call me Milford . So basically Sergio Ramos is the step wife Well twist my snatch and call me uncle . ಠ_ Good thing you didn't put the punchline in the title , otherwise I would of known what the joke was and wouldn't find this post funny at all ... ' ' Well scream at my face and call me Jeffrey ' ' " well blow on my cock and call me grandma " Oh lord , why did I search that in google images A comment higher than this already mentioned it and since I didn't know what it was I google it , oh lord why ! ! ? ? Ok , so I ( finally ) sat down last night to learn Teen Spirit . " Well fist my cat and call me Brian . " Glad this is top comment and not " Hitler did nothing wrong " . " Well rub one out on my balls and call me auntie . " age 14 , homeschooled Waiting for Siri to be his new sidekick . Right . Because , you know ... The CBC was started to fuck over conservatives That motherfucker ... Pending reply from the actual OP , cats need to be shaved when they have mats ( cutting them with scissors is A LOT more dangerous than with dogs due to paper thin skin ) or if there is a skin condition that requires them to have topical stuff , it's easier to apply with less fur . Granted I would hope neither of these things are the owners doing Nothing gives more diabetes than .... tortilla chips and Ritz crackers . > ... are you buying children to do work for you .. ? ' as an Anderlecht fan ' with an Antwerp crest Babe . Calm down . You're scaring me What joy having to constantly worry about all those settings just to eek out decent battery life must give you . Well jizz on my moustache and call me mommy . I loved your comment . Yes - he is VERY stressed . We have had quite the year and I know its wearing on him . He works quite a bit ( sometimes 100 + hours a week ) and to come home to a dead bedroom can't be fun . I did finally get him out for a great hike to some hot springs where we could relax and enjoy each other . He asked for a blowjob Someone was waffle stomping ... As someone who has been at work all day from Dragonbrand this is not good . suck my dick and call me grandpa Only now I noticed these characters were played by the same actress > There are plenty of places in that region with overwhelmingly negative opinions of the United States . Like our allies , Saudi Arabia and Pakistan . I think he meant he was not a professional , so don't follow his example . Nonetheless , still a big Well ... being a SAP , it wouldn't be awkward at all to call random libraries for a Nicolas Cage poster or anything lol , i just kind of aim the razor in the general direction of those muffs and hope for the best , sight unseen * * Bubbles * * It sounds sorta " Valley Girl " in my opinion . I live in California and whenever someone says Cali , I instantly Missed by 14 minutes . > He asked for a blowjob 1150 is silver now ? But ... Jenga isn't very stable . ... oh the irony oh look , a dead horse ... Maybe they thought they made non alcoholic gin ? I read " feels violated " . The real kicker is he's using some crazy script that uses emotes from a bunch of mlp subreddits , rather than just keeping it simple with the basics , so I can't even see it . OP why are you crouching in that spot ? If it makes you feel better , the coral snake has rear fangs which means it must chew on you for a bit in order to work it's prey ( read : your hand ) , to the back of its mouth to inject venom . More good news , once bitten , you probably don't have time to receive anti venom before you die . There are not enough I had something really similar to this happen . In my electrical engineering program we were doing a section on radio waves and the professor was explaining how atmosphere can effect radio waves . A guy in the class said he thought his radio signal was fading out because there were too many people listening to that radio station . This great tip brought to you buy * I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA * Spend 5 years painting something that looks exactly as real as a photo , then sell it for 5k ... This sounds a bit like a waste of time ... What if you accidently made eye contact to the dude besides you ? Well , Obama's got a flag ... So ... ಠ_ಠ First rule of Gaymers Cider : Don't talk about Gaymers Cider . Seriously . ಠ_ಠ Praise Allah Also , one girl asked my science teacher why we couldn't measure cells in centimeters , then took it to a whole new level by pronouncing micrometers as Um-Meters . Vi * * z * * quel consider the cost of shipping per person in a situation of gifting multiple people . Also , it can't be shipped from Amazon.com if it is under $ 25 * shudder , cringe * " ...... Yes . " Your user name is full of lies ! Is that Dallas-Fort Worth ? Because if it is ... They have a guideline booklet on how to use a simple png ? You accept the fact that you are inconsiderate and object to being called a deadbeat . Take it to r / politics people So , you proceeded to fill your BVDs with excrement ? Duck revolution .... So how's freshman year going ... buy a bottle of real bear , chug it , break the glass and shank him with it This post ignores the Muslim golden age where massive leaps in Science and mathematics took place , not to mention most of the world's history before the dark ages . Not sure if Walt ... Or Jesse Did you just say irregardless .. ? Is this sarcasm that is whizzing over my head or a legitimate question ? Date rape is pretty common at * all * schools A guy from my physics class stated that we should pack away our laptops because gamma radiation would infect your computer with virus . Just looked at your username ... " Fuck you " ? Jesus Christ . Did you seriously just imply that your childhood was * damaged * because you didn't know enough pop-culture to reference with your peers ? What the fuck Cool , no need to downvote me for it . That's the spirit ! Cheers to you ! I thought they had two holes , but that their bum crack and vulva were connected If you know that your friends are suicidal , then don't you think you should help them ? They're not necessarily " related " , they're * recommended for you * , based on your viewing habits . So That's an expensive prank , or someone has quite a collection . The only other thing I could think is it's multiple peoples contribution in which case , either way WTF ? Are you a Faceless Man There are indeed three shells ... I'm not novelty . I actually post things other than Corp . card at the age of 22 ? Good job deleting your comment there and removing all context for my comment . Ashamed of relatively mild criticism ? Ok I saw this on my feed last night . Who are you , and do I know you ? Who are you ? Am I the only one who noticed that he has a green Lightsaber ? It'sAanakins / Darth Vaders hilt so the saber actually has to be blue or red No . Read that as back / shoulder * pubes * . That username ... I noticed his eye looked surprisingly like he was making the Is that a fucking Ferrari sticker ? You can't replace human taste testers with machines . Was over at my parent's house this last weekend helping my Dad change the breaks on his SUV and afterwards we were grilling some lunch , I walked in the house for a minute to get a drink and saw that my Mom had been reading 50 Shades of Grey You paid for that TL ;D R Why oh why do I insist on browsing / r / WTF when I am eating ... Delicious ... Sure , that's why the bible is so succinct . ( I saw a book with that in it Never in 4 years of playing RTW have I seen this inconvenience . Every time i try to type it spell check changes it to incontinence . I have sent out at least half a dozen work emails that end with " sorry for the incontinence . " ... that would take too long I am just agreeing with you , man . Inducting NWA in to the rock n roll hall of fame would be like inducting black sabbath in to the hip hop hall of fame . Song is ruined for me so is if so I definitely knew that already . this got my hopes up for tony hawk hd on the vita Lots of these are opinion pieces - - there's a big difference between a credible source and a blog on Jezebel It's a different poll . A student literally got run over and you ran to reddit to make a joke about it ? > Firstly , .... You're pettifogging the issue here . No one said you can't sing Kanye songs . And that's a really stupid thing to care about anyway See ... not to be a Debbie Downer ... but teams that don't show up to matches and forfeit just for a medal piss me off . There are teams that truly want to improve , then there's the " What can I get for free " players ... * * This chain of comments just took my mind to a dark , but possibly kinky place . Can not be unseen ( You said there are no keys that get you everywhere but then mention master keys ... My DAD told me this joke once . ... I'm female I would guess for entertainment purposes and just to get their rocks off . PDD building a giant's belt vs a jayce with % hp damage I have no idea why I keep laughing at this ... As a woman , I should probably be ashamed ... The viewer stutter bug ... I didn't eat or sleep for 7 days once . When I finally agreed to eat something before going to bed , I had a seizure and woke up a while later in hospital to a nurse asking me if I had soiled myself I see . That explanation is at least logical but upon looking it up and discovering they were talking about the absence of * three * non-capital ships my Tried it . Nothing . The earliest epi i can download is 96 .... Until Bungie changed it , and made you start with a SMG . or don't . Exactly . It's really sad how you see posts with [ OC ] tagged on them . There's so many reposts that we need to tag original content ? You're not supposed to actually EAT her . I'm hitting some setbacks on this thing . Couldn't get the LED's to come on with the phone charger . Turns out the red wire was not positive Thanks . I was super discouraged when I got shat on for saying I liked quality clothes - in the fashion subreddit no less ! I thought they'd be more into high fashion there ; I have no idea why I would think that . Wait . People are doubling up Nike socks ? High five , you injured a player I can't even do this with photoshop ! Thank you guys , I appreciate the help ! When I asked if I said something wrong , it was geared at the " MOBA's I ... I .... I need to go lie down . It's 100 % up to the states to decide on whether or not it should be legal .. Medically or otherwise .. Firs time free huh ? Don't you try to get me hooked , I'm on to you ... Not to alarm anyone but there is indeed a dragon incoming , and with her current gear and weapon , she's fucked . Tab + d + d -> potions -> invisibility potion . Quick . You must also prepare your mind for the awesomeness that is to come There's a disturbance here . I'm sensing ... A severe lacking .. Of .. Hats .. Just imagine the chick whose vagina made it to the front page . Duck sized horses in this picture Real men raw dog it ! We like our meat bloody Why the fuck is there a subreddit for that ! ? ! ? ! People fucking disgust me ! Ill be back on the internet in about a week when my bad memory takes over and I regain hope for humanity again ! .... fucking messed up people What I don't get is why they ask for skim milk and then load it up with sugary syrups . Their drink can't possibly be fattening , right ? It has the word skinny in it after all ! A watch is very definetly a clock Soft . Should have been season . No love for the ACHA ? I think you are confusing the Iraq war with the war in Afghanistan . Also , fuck yourself I didn't say upgraded cylinder . ლ ( This land is my land ! Dat sound ... I am not trolling , but that man in the photograph is my friend and the original comment I was responding to made me very angry , I'm only human and sometimes my emotions get the best of me . Losing a fellow soldier is never easy , especially when you log on to your favorite website to see their picture posted alongside ignorant hurtful comments . I am sorry if I was misunderstood . But I still have distain for the original commenter . Please share with the rest of us wich theater you go to .. Fair . I think the biggest upset in your picks is Packs vs . Colts . Am I right . The fact that you have Seahawks flair .... " Triumph classics kind of look like Harleys " - How about taking it off vs reflects dmg ... A million bucks on the line and some redditors still think there could be trolling . It's not like I made the definition up . I've got goosebumps fucking everywhere . I can feel it on my face . My scalp is getting itchy just by looking at this and so is my face . I can't bare to look away though . Why would anyone put themselves through this ? Much more refined ? Good lord . [ * ಠ_ಠ fak u [ * ಠ_ಠ fak u I guess now would be a good time to say I'm related to Poe ? I honestly hate that they're trying to re name the area , cool give Tyson's corner it's own zip code , okay put the metro here and expand and make every thing modern but DON'T change the name ! Tysons is reserved for the mall NOT THE AREA ! The food in your other videos makes me moist . After the giant battle last night one of the players told me they have an entire box of warhammer scenery including trees and such . I have him a very nice I made this myself " He returns back " I would hope that most women would be satisfied with someone under 6 feet You shouldn't be flirting either then . Descriptive how ? Pretty much anything in / r / techsupportgore could have the same title . Maybe everyone should use " The second one from the left : Because maiming mascots certainly isn't cool The one on the right looks oddly familiar ... Going to Subway for lunch .. those gloves better not slip . You buy me a new monitor and I'll do better Mr . Moneybags ! A cheat sheet ? ? ? What do you think Obama was writing on the whole time ? Yes indeed . I know of a Person who claims they are a virgin because they haven been penetrated vaginaly ( what is the spelling for the word ? ) , but has done everything else under the sun . Whenever they claim that I literally pull one of these . Oh god , dat Tom Nook room . He is watching you sleep . Or in a box ... Yea , that'll help . For some reason , I get unreasonably bothered by this " cuts the roof of my mouth " thing . You folks need to stick to chewing with your teeth only . ಠ_ಠ is greater then Fuck off . You're a meme vomiting moron determined to collect as many points in as short a time as possible . You're useless . You say shit like that or " Can't tell if serious " or " this guy gets it " or " One does not simply fuck your cats . My ability to construct far less Supporting breast cancer . Looks like Ronald McDonald is eating a happy meal . Nobody is mad about fucking slavery you ridiculous honkey bastard . Exactly why i didn't get that upgrade .... like i said . My buddy turns to me once whilst we were in a drive thru and says " check this out . " We pull up to the window and he times it so that right as the worker opens it he's saying rather loudly " So there I was , ball deep in a nine year old , and my clown nose fell off . Don't you just fucking hate that ? ! " Their reaction was Phew , good thing we have an insurance attorney here to clear things up with facts . " Are you choosing not to comply child ? ! GTFO ! " I'm sorry you can't see the difference between a cop and an 18 year old fratboy who can buy a gun but doesn't know how to use it , but is eager to wear it like a sparkly bling t-shirt . Discuss in the moaning ? What kinda ride is this , mister This is awesome ! Gonna try this app ! What's Diptic ? what kind of dumb ass-math are you using ? No helmet ? Except for the part where this is a well known preacher , Tom Short . So he's pretty real . Not all of em walk around with bibles . Was ? cum to the dark side indeed . Thunderclaw on Pharoah Yeah don't put faith in the employees following the rules ..... It's a party There is a BIG difference between what you hate and what scares you , you know . You guys aren't helping . That's the joke . I was thinking something by bethesda related to skyrim , holy fuck that would be amazing Are they sure it was glue ... ? She also was like " What if I get bored making out ? " and I was like " deal with it . See obviously because of this fact we're done . You went to McLean . Haha I can't figure out how t sign this . 10 . I want to though . Help ? Why would you compare PBS to the defense budget ? If it were different you could watch Sesame St in Arabic . I'm 5 ' 6 , I weigh 95 lbs ( ~ 43 kg ) and while my older sister was doing modeling , I was told if I " trimmed down a bit " they would love to take me on . Yeah , I thought it was going well , but I think I underestimated his ability to ignore my points . In his last reply , he mentioned that * most atheists believe everything came from nothing * . That was the thing I corrected him on that began the whole exchange . * Deaths per second * I don't even ... the words by themselves make sense and paints a picture of a perfectly articulate individual . But when put together , they just ... All hail the Iron Solari ! Being a not-so-hairy man , " Do you shave your legs ? ! " He didn't eat the pizza Kinda pointless to check this post for updates hours after the meeting time , How the hell is that legal ? It was a joke in response to the guy above me It does that on all versions of minecraft , Xbox , computer and mobile . Funny that been my thought all winter . Bears in an ant farm ? Ah ouin ... Et il s'est pass é quoi d'autre au chalet ? The Pok émon sprites look like they were added via paint . I really hope they do this . And if carriers are in the way , moto should just tell them to f * MASTURBATING ! ! ! Dafaq did i just read Your username . Mayo , if I'm not mistaken . Oh , not only one " g " in " swag " but three ! > and she does You're very observant . I really hope that is animatronic , if not this is most definitely a case where modern medicine has only prolongs suffering . it took me 61 minutes to write 7 lines of code . right , but pretty sure the husband and mistress don't live at the same residence . Did you want the OP to find out who the husband was , follow him home , and see if his wife made one of these posters for outside of their home ? ? ? Wow I didn't expect to find this kind of sentiment on / r / Canada Her guns are huge . A 102 year old lady has bigger guns than me . Suck it up and build the phone I ordered faster . Delivery is still two weeks out . I have " @ @ " set to " At first , I thought you had made your cat into a rug . Is that sarcasm Is * that * sarcasm [ * ಠ_ಠ <---------------------- le new meme look of disapproval * * * ಠ_ಠ <---------------------- le new meme look of disapproval * * ~ ~ ಠ_ಠ <---------------------- le new meme look of disapproval ~ ~ ` I never was into older men .... but damn you're the exception Dude ! ! 100 % more fire rate ! That's like twice as much on the alrea .... 0.4 fire rate two girls , one cup TIL there is subreddit for horsemasks What do you think ? ? ? You have no idea the shit I've seen , man They were the people he killed ... " Calm the fuck down child . I have one thing to say to CBS about this : He's so cute ! Mine is cuter Wallis Barnes eh ? Interesting ... Wait .. that looks like my girlfriend and her room ... maybe china prohibited showing chinese players on NA stream Swing life away is mine too ! I have to stay away from that subreddit , at least until I finally start reading the books . So many self inflicted spoilers because my curiosity makes me hover my mouse over spoiler tags Less gaming and reddit more email ? Someone is trying to kill off us European viewers goddamn it it's 1:30 am here and theres two matches left But what if he is the DDOS'er " He fucked her nipples " ...... Why do I see PDs everywhere Gotta f'ing kidding me . Oh joy . Looks like we'll have a game # 6 coming up Dem eyebrows I think I remember that post ... You're an artist ? I'll remember that this sub reddit is not for posting fun kills , thanks for the downvotes guys Thats the mom and daughter Only ... Don't take any notice of the fluffy handcuffs I went to toys r us the other day for the first time in a decade and the first thing I noticed was the giant cellphone section . I took my SAT ... I pictured the 11th . Yeah , no kidding . I spent a fortune last summer upgrading and was able to play at max settings until my PSU fried 3 of my parts and burned out a month ago . Definitely just Black , Pulp Fiction , PoP and DMC Collection . DAMN , I always do this to myself Makes tribe just the tiniest hair better vs DE than previously ? I don't know . It's pretty ridiculous . Yeah , I get the same feelings when I add a rapist on Facebook too As someone who works for Engineering IT , I'm obliged to say the following : Summercamp ... " don't pull the bowstring that far , " kid says " okay , " releases string , way more blood than there should have been . I needed a new shirt You speak in facial expressions ? / r / imgoingtohellforthis would like a word with you . Why do people post this kind of stuff ? And at year 9 age her parents must be so proud of her . you're making semantic arguments over the difference between " dub " and " dubstep " when you have " deep dubz " in your username tag Says the guy who doesn't pay tax for his parts What must your search history be for you to find that ? Well I'm a graphics programmer , so actual work involves running games . Circ ( le ) jerk If you'd looked at the processing source or actually read my posts you would have noticed that that's exactly what I do I feel a 48 hour Breaking Bad marathon coming up , just so people can't spoil it for me anymore . Go . To . Hospital . What . The . Fuck . Your taste is different from mine , and that makes you gross and wrong I received a Christmas card from her after not talking to her in seven years . She wanted to know if I still " played around with computers " and if I could fix hers . There will be 5 " guys " . " The gesture takes its name from the " five " fingers and the raising of the hand " high " . This is opposed to the " low " five which has been a part of the African-American culture since at least World War II . " 683 days I'm using an iMac keyboard on my HP G62 right now until my new keyboard arrives ... You waited two years for an oversized key chain ? Congratulations ..... ( Slow golf clap ) How * badly * were the people doing to rate anywhere near Cleverbot ? Sure , Cleverbot is good at colloquialisms , but it can't hold a proper context for two seconds - I just asked Cleverbot its favorite book , and it Responded with " Meet George Jetson . " Son , you're gonna need to provide some proof . I enforce the law ' round these parts . I was kind of expecting him to be too mature for a 3rd grader who has just learned about the world and its Venezolanos y sus colas OMFG IT'S YOU ! ! Never , not until I read this post . Damn you reddit Typical Joe They started off as good pickups ... I have yet to meet a wife who would refuse to have sex with people other than her husband * on grounds of fairness to others . * My math book had something about Bayes ' theorem of probability , and wanted us to calculate the probability of an email to be spam if it contained the word " sex " . ( intercourse , not gender ) Really weird because alien blue , produced by a fan , works FAR better . It even has an option to insert the never mind the half naked man in the background Low-rise jeans , the pinnacle of moto safety gear Had a conversation with a born-again christian and she blew me off by saying " God is above those sins because those are only human sins " and " His Lust , Greed , etc , are all " divine " and above ours and in turn cannot hold him to those standards and we just can't understand because we are mortals . 11:49 pm . I don't understand why you would even lie about this ? Or maybe his device has no preinstalled drivers It's great and all , but why aren't we 4-1 right now ? They kept on pulling his horn for good luck I sold mine and I'm still cursed You didn't say you had an iPhone OMG . This is soooooo funny . I know a girl who replaces " so " with " for " ... I just did the math , 9 months and 1 day Yes , but that certainly wasn't the right time for that ... i live in canada . i dont want a USA taste . Submitted 1 hour ago . Seems like it ... Fucking Facebook . I saw this on facebook literally 2 minutes after I saw this on reddit . Look who turned out to be pro-life ! You know , because X-rays are too mainstream to see into things now Date mike They were just hugging ! 1-800 choke Dat hoe .... But never a park-beach . No ... never again So is jimdandyrandy I used to be fat and lazy ... No , wait , I still am . And my family is telling me to eat more . Me and my friend were long boarding down a huge hill after a smoke sesh in the woods . He has the bowl in his pocket and he hits a crack between the bridge and the road and goes flying . Gets up no big deal but when I stop to check if he's fine , I see blood running down leg ... ended up digging out glass out of his leg with my knife and smoking copious amounts of ganja after The ReddIt look of disapproval : Your username is super relevant . Reminds me of " the annoying orange " Yep they're jumping through their ass to get the service orders issued SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO HAND OUT NEW ONES ANYMORE . Why don't you fucking overreact mate ? You act like we'd be worse off without lolcats I shortcutted eod to turn into If we went back in time to 1985 Reddit actually would be considered a drug I want one so bad , but I can never find one . What'd you expect guy ? 16 yo and never saw someone crack an egg ? It almost sounds as though you were aiming for your mouth . Camoflague meat soup ? a reply worthy of the daily hell itself , bravo * douche , bravo . PBR and other shitty beers I've always drank that somehow got cool and more expensive now " I like the freedom LoL has . I like the meta game . " And make the oceans collapse upon themselves ? God damn it man , what did the fish ever do to you ? I think I have the same thing . My parent got them occasionally and so did I pre-virginity-loss . Makes me wonder if there is something I'm forgetting ... That was me too ! My parents would tell at me for reading during the summer , and turn to my brother and yell at him for NOT reading . It's a wonder I know what normal even is ... Whatever the case may be , he might wanna pound one out before the date . Dat ass How incredibly generous of them to also include a paragraph below stating additional things that are excluded . I hate looking at posts like this on a Monday morning Had similar experience babysitting a little girl who couldn't wipe herself . I think you're doing it wrong . No , the other 13 year old responding to the comment about someone being drunk . Thanks for down-voting Dat Noise Internet elitists are just as bad as hipsters . Kill yourself You've thought about this My MIL homebirthed and breastfed . She should know better Holy moly . Best animated short movie ive seen so far for LoL . The animation is really awesome but could had been a little bit more detailed ( e . g . Teemo should have used his w when he was walking to rumbles machine ) . When Teemo was daydraming , i could have imagined how he would dominate the world . Your series should also keep up with funny stuff . Cant imagine weird fights But it's fun to see how wrong you are . I had Buffalo and Kansas City as my wildcards " My news feed this today " Very simple , CK is trying to do as Chavez did with Venezuela , but instead of the US boogieman , she is using the UK . Sadly , Argentina is going to end up in the same path and loose its middle class and become another banana republic in latin america . What's she doing to Teemo ? I'm in Tuscon , have no idea where Mexicali is Choose references that can give a good judgement of your character , like a coach , teacher , or pastor . I wouldn't list a relative - - I've seen a resume that listed the applicant's mom as a reference . The world needs more Matt Damons in an ugly Christmas sweater . This reads like the beginning of a horror movie ... or a porno Such diversity I graduated in psychology . I got used to professors having all sorts of fun at our expense during lectures and while taking tests . Some of them used their awesome knowledge of test anxiety and learning theory to help us do well on the tests . Others just messed with our minds just like this . If all you want is to fly , you're playing the wrong game . Sometimes violence is the only answer when dealing with these types of people That's how I do this one -> sounds like something I would say to troll people and make them Totally true . So many ' used ' 4 year old ducati's with like 2000 miles on them What in the hell ? As an American raised at the real Jersey Shore ( My Little Pony . I thought Borderlands was better than this . Just how tall are you ? Oh . ... but seriously , explain the joke . Never promise crazy a baby You should of then handed her a peice of paper with I ... I ... I don't know how to respond He was employed by a crazy German surgeon ? The doors are sitting on my porch I loved Team Plasma , and even I thought this was ridiculous and think PETA is nutso if he wasnt an extremely talented actor he'd look like a normal guy ! Did you post this because you had a baby girl , or did you have a baby girl so you could post this ? This clearly worked for you . We are no longer allowed to bring book bags to school . He wasn't talking about the game Removing an outline does not make this game any more realistic . The 1 yard line Jersey Shore is revenge for American Idol . But when you get the American heated up it just get's terrible . That fucked up taste I've seen waaaay too much JAV MOTM five games in a row , still not good enough for Spain . " it is what it is " ... And now I know how to make tea and coffee ! I hate how it doesn't matter how far you go in the Universe , or how disconnected the discovered cultures may be , everyone magically speaks English . Well , at first I was gonna give you a Fucking Bunny Bread is the best . Can't get it where I live now so I have to settle for Sara Lee Ah , the ol ' man up and do something about it As someone who commutes to class everyday , I don't know .. all the usual signs say otherwise . But , so . much . porn .... I bet that's " tub girl " Right , because being a heel means physically assaulting a fan . Because they didn't know it when the vampire legend was created But if you did ? I have a friend who plays shirtless majority of the time . He's 900 elo . Could this be the reason ? I'm torn between Me Gusta and Why would you need to dive in slow motion for a pinky promise ? This sounds awesome ! Too bad I live a bit too far away Canadian football ... Oh btw I meant I had to hold it . That's what the title's supposed to be Same here ... their attacks were very , ah , creative though ... Well are you male or female ? Most males don't have an hourglass body In three months there's gonna be a new single by her bashing us for asking this . And it will make millions Yeah , because I am going to wait for a gif to load that says loading , not suspicious at all ... He didn't say quarterly earnings once . I have a question My ignorant / right-wing washed brain ... With what was it washed ? I had no option to sub here . I'm a TF2 addicted Why did I expect him to eat the load . Would a finger not have worked just the same ? For a second i read that as " play on her penis " OP cut off his hand for karma Right , right , they just settle for rape . Uuuuh I just clicked on the Alison Brie subreddit and literally ( not figuratively ! ) the top link was a gif with her boobs jiggling . How is that * less * creepy ? Why does the comment start with a semicolon > Are Jewish People not considered " whites " ? I hate when they say cake day . I seriously thought at first glance here in the comments that you all speak about 20k - 25k a MONTH . I was I was a delivery driver in Wisconsin and I know exactly what you're talking about . I once had to explain to a guy that we wouldn't be delivering his order because there was flooding and that the roads by the pizza place were under two feet of water . His response : " Well , it looks fine in front of my house . " She's a sassy betch . I was hoping nobody noticed . You're really liberal with those eyes Because environmental terrorists terrorize by point at things and laughing at it to draw attention to it . I have a Thunderbolt so I'm stuck with Gingerbread Hey even certain writers have yet to get a hackaday shirt . We're on his case for you But that's my mother , Mr . Cookie So this is a meme now ? Upvote for honesty but that's not how the rules / guidelines work . You also forget those who Reddit on our break time at work such as myself . If a colleague saw this image ( or something even worse like goatse ) over my shoulder , I'd certainly get one of these Armenia ... Not turkey motherfuckers took this land when they committed genocide get it straight MKP got to be in the 2nd episode ... Oh is that so ? pls add a nsfw tag . Your photoshop skills are bad and you should feel bad ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ How does this relate ? We honestly didn't need to know that As a man , I don't know what to think of this ... Have a confused uptoke . Is that really an issue ? It was just the first name that popped up in my mind . Only ? Calling yourself old at 26 . Really ? Ils mon suivit hier sur Twitter , j ’ ai cliqu é sur le lien de leurs site web par curiosit é , Les Joalliers ( j ’ ai fait de la bijouterie ) . Premi ère affaire que je vois ‘ ’ swing ta penisse ’ ’ " Hes contemplating things " 6th grade science , my teacher was showing us how he couldn't break water molecules by clapping his hands . Regardless , when he did , a girl asked " Wow ! How did you do that ? " He listens to pop music , and only pop music . Apparently everything else isn't good music Even the female ones Seriously , people want four more years of this junk ? ಠ_ಠ Americans need jobs . It says + 44 is a russian rap group . Hello ? Me ? Are you there ? Feeling of safety . you tricked me into watching bodyboard videos I need this You don't say ! My school has the same exact phones I like him . He has a point , you know . From Skyrim foo ' Your clearance is no longer secret He's gonna fuck up his mattress springs if he keeps doing that ... Is no one getting the dwarf fortress reference ? so instead of helping me narrow it down , you've expanded my list of what i want to do .... Say " I'm pretty sure I've * * read it * * somewhere on the internet before . " and give him the ( Ireland isn't there ... I was showing my husband this gif after reading the comments and he exclaimed , " I wanna see the video of that ! ! " That sir , is a 10 word long meme That made me laugh more than it should have . But seriously I was knocked out following the birth of my twins . The LC offered to latch my babies onto my unconsious body . That is TOO FAR And yet you keep responding Yes and what makes it worse is that the reports as of maybe a week or so ago is that HDD production and available stock levels are HIGHER now than they were pre-flood but all the manufacturers are sticking to post-flood prices Weirdest boner ever My ex-boyfriend didn't technically set the dorm on FIRE ... but he did make the entire building's fire alarm go off . He forgot to put water in the cup before microwaving it Prevention plan for life-changing possibility of pregnancy around menstruation .... catholic doctrine I don't know how I feel about this ... Another story about loss of hope for today's generation ? Talking to a girl and says she is listening to " Ray charles " I say " that's great ! I loved how cool he was in the Blues Brothers ! " " wat . no Chiddy Bang - Ray Charles " so I ask if she has at least heard of Ray Charles ( or at least the popular song with kids : shake a tail feather ) " nope " 911dispatch.com has a bunchhhh of these calls ranging from a rapist turning himself in to a confused dispatch to a 5 year old finding her parents dead Oh hell nah , you haven't got nothin on my baked potato I agree on one part . When I went to a Panther game , the guy behind told me to sit down on my seat , on 3rd and goal , because he couldn't see Who knew china was directed by Michael bay Are you in fact a cat yourself ? Neat , thanks , this is what I was asking , not ' which part of a number is the 10s place ' What ? ! Is this what reddit can be used for ? ! I thought it was kinda boring but shit .. Live in Michigan ? Pm me ... I watched a crackhead do cartwheels all the way down the street with his shoes on his hands . I remember thinking to myself , " wearing shoes on your hands makes sense if you're doing more cartwheels than walking .. " Even still , I think if he sported the shirt and the Oh yeah , just record the video in portrait mode . That won't look stupid at all . They just need talk about Coughlin being on the hot seat . Then the inexplicable happens . I hope you and your brother step on legos for the next week . Bah , making a site like this 4 months after I graduate from university * * I have a black Silverado and do strange stuff like this all the time , lol ( thought I dont have an awesome beard When I was a wee one it wasn't odd for me to have 4-6 sodas a day . I had a dentist visit where they found I had 11 cavities . It still took until I was ~ 20 to kick the habit , parents just kept buying the " fun drinks that kids want " that's ... not right Im sure his ass was injured in jail ... to you both ... * * My phobia of elevators will continue now , and just burn with a greater intensity . Thank you No Reddit , just no . Why are you make Rocket Propelled Grenades ? Occasionally I walk past a plate that says " CATLVRS " . I can tell they meant " lovers " , but can't stop myself from reading " livers " better than pretweens You're definitely sucking in your gut to look better Misleading title is misleading . She's just joking when she says " Mitt rhymes with tit " , but " My cat name's Mitt ( ens ) " sounds like a perfectly senseful argument to her . He spelled " Wilson " wrong . Got a degree into a less stable industry ..... why did i click that link .... ლ ( Farts , stray toilet paper on her ( ex's ) anus , hairy anus upon starting a 69 Let's not . Does that mean Obama's still president ? ' Newco ' Rangers ? Apologies , it looked like a render Il en faut des sceptiques apr ès tout . Well , I like Ezra That girl is Maya . Da fuq is this shit Borderlands 1 . Money . So , you are basically asking people to help you pirate ? Band room locker this is like saying a point is a line this is a better picture than my phone can take ... > this is saying a point is a line Shush and enjoy the boobs . People keep saying that , that and as soon as they read exotic they figured strip club So kill the kid ! ! ! ! I first read the title as " anyone hurt ? ... " and did a Yes you do . It's been replaced by cheese White tattoos .. Why is this link already purple These same people who shot down the veterans jobs bill .... Which was a 3rd of the cost of this unneeded program . I've heard in interviews that during his time with Renault , Alonso drove a Nissan Murano . Shame that Alienblue displays spoilers as links > Indonesia consists of a LOT of islands . Thank you , I had a conversation with my friends girlfriend about the bible and asked her if she thought it was weird that everyone in the bible was hundreds of years old and we can hardly make it past 100 . Her response was " yeah it's weird how much longer people lived back then " A ball , at a yoga class ? " I watch state-sponsored Russian news because I hate bias in reporting " Beast Swag . Band of Draven * Possibly * NSFW So voting for the insurance company dream candidate Romney helps how ? If this did actually work , men could only have sex by remaining still While You Were Sleeping . Guy you disagree with so call him stupid ? Yup we're on our way to that highly evolved society ... But I'll always know that you used the wrong form of " your " . Incredible . I take a break from playing Dishonored for like five minutes , go into New , and then this . You think I haven't ? i went to my comic shop in a rush before work to grab this along some other books ... it was only when i got to work when i realized i accidentally grabbed BATGIRL #13 EAGLE FREAKING VI ! ! ! Delta Psi myself , though I'm down at UF for grad school now . Sadly , the chapter here locks their front door and doesn't answer emails or update their website . Why did click this ? I regret clicking that . Yeah , conspiracies are always crazy stuff like in movies ! That's a pig butt Easy solution : don't put liquid in the garbage { wrong post } Zeets walked a run in My villager producer is in a square with a big gap in the middle At least he's not taking pictures of you I'd say ... Go for it ... What's the worse than can happen ? * * Out of all the times I noticed this guy playing guitar in the photo ... I completely missed the guy in clam diggers with a mini gun I regret two of the three I have . Hooray for my youthful ( yet continuous ) longing for tattoos , and the snap decisions to have religious symbology inked into me . Oh , happy day . I .... I'm a monster Picture that you've * seen * ? Lilly , do you have something to tell us ? 2,564 , 411 subscribers , and shit like this gets to the front page or / r / funny . The guy's in the eye bleach for women are too muscular I once got a zero for the question for doing this . I used a method I learned in another class , and the teacher claimed " It wasn't what they were testing for " A few months ago an elder in my hall told me exactly how much money I should put into the various contribution boxes . I told him that it sounded like he wanted me to start tithing . He replied that it was only a suggestion . I hope she pops in here and gives you a On one of my japanese quizes I couldn't remember the words for hat or dictionary so I put down " 分かりません maybe it was the face Knocked himself out ? And if they don't ... carpet bombings . And then dark souls 2 rapes you with no lube . And Portal 2 . Apparently kids these days get to play it in school . This meme is old , and you should feel old . Japanese fashion industry , you're doing it wrong . OMG THESE ARE SO TINY WHY WOULD YOU POST THESE INSANELY TINY BOOBS ? ? ? Of course we do , but .... SpikeTV ? holy depressing . I did a report on white rhinos way back in grade school . I think there were like 10k of them back then I have seen more to this series of woody actually coming out of her vagina . I can't remember where I've seen it . yeah cause i remember link waking up and meeting the great deku tree dressed in red If you are gay , isn't your IDENTICAL twin supposed to be gay as well ? ( serious question ) because everything is supposed to be the same between you two , isn't it ? Would I be better staying with my gs2 ? I am thinking of upgrading my phone , but if gs3 and nexus cant use sd ... that's a big deal God , if you call this hoarding , there is something very wrong with me But that would mean them being in a higher league ? Wouldnt you rather try to beat them in the league ? I read that as Public Bathroom ... Then saw the spot in the back In high school we had a band trip from Wisconsin to Florida where we took a coach bus to accommodate the long drive . Literally the entire day was spent driving , so nearly everyone fell asleep . During the late night I woke up to hear two of my classmates having sex under a blanket in the seat across from mine . I see someone already took care of that I find the term " hate speech " incredibly offensive . I think my Mum's HP laptop came with that pre-installed She had to think about that deeply . You do AMAs as poorly as you do tattoos . So after sexually harassing you , he tricked you ... to drive him ... to a sex party Having a double team Pokemon battle Seriously . Tired of reposts . If it wasn't posted within the last few days .... IT IS PROBABLY A REPOST . That awful moment when reddit repost from a post that was reposted on 9GAG My eyes are bleeding from all the hurt According to Google Maps , this would only take 4 minutes to walk . IIRC , they won against NJS HA ! Sad sad John Jay . For all you Non-San Antonians , this is the same school that has a day care built into it According to your username , you also love beastiality . Surprising isn't it Yeah even some of the very first champions ever created still only have three skins . I can't seem to think of any , but I'm * * sure there's at least one out there * * . Every time I see one of these I'm never blown away because I just imagine it is a liquid that can change its shape at will , so it doesn't end up being that remarkable . It's sad really . Yup , it's a Sneakers reference . Uplink was merely referencing it . It's sad reddit is too young for this movie . It's amazing , and blew my mind when I was a kid . I still watch it now as a 30 year old . Definitely on my top 5 favorite movies . Netflix it now if you havn't seen it . Also , Mr Tobolowsky is the actor who said that quote . How did HE catch them in the GIRLS bathroom ? Your a girl with the name poon_smell .... BURN HIM ! just kidding or am I ? That's different than a pedo ... The door's over there ... I'll show you out . Because it's hit the front page in at least three subreddits and OP keeps trying to karma whore it up everywhere with his shitty , cheap-ass douche-baggery . Pics , DIY , roomporn , I predict / r / frugal next , followed by the sub for his hometown . Too many Here's a thought , you could join the rest of us in the 21st century and stop smoking . You'd eliminate having to carry around both cigarettes and a lighter AND you'd have full use of your back pockets because your head would no longer be shoved up your ass . Went back in to check ... Don't forget to mention it's a self post ლ ( He's never dropped it for me , and I've killed him about 7 times . I first read that the boys would be 5 to 6 years old It had buttons and nobs I've only ever dreamed about . Damn you , western microwave manufacturers for holding out on us ! Wow Korean women are so beautiful .... Yes , hilarious ... All hail our illuminati overlords ... If I recall correctly ... isn't she a preschooler ? The Boston Game . To please others The worst part about this is that I'm a total Grammar Nazi , but I accidentally type " loose " when I mean " lose " all the time , too . This is me , looking at myself : three thousand ticket metro Yes ... That's what China and every other country thinks ... High five received . Right back at you , Niggabackstabber Oh ... that's a guy ... Why did they throw a puppy out of a car ? Y u no screenshot Thank you for the unnecessary visual . Oh for fucks sake ... Gonna get downvoted to buggery and it's completely off-topic but how do you do that > > You're really complaining about cheating huh ? What is on top of the fish ? Avocado ? Ginger ? Blocks ? We don't have those in London .... Sit the fuck down , Bruce Somehow read that as annual message Overly Manly Man would have soiled his pants . This guy's got nerve of steel Or are they After watching the original I went : ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Yes , because our veterans are so hurting right now In September ? It's so ... Cute Not sure if made up or serious , but it's well-written guide nevertheless I've not yet sampled the magics just yet - But I am excited to try :D And get back into home brewing . omg . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You mean ... the can tab ? Actually , I totally agree here . Martin's writing seems to have suffered from unnecessarily disgusting syndrome lately . I remember I shook my head when he likened the ship's movements to a fat man straining to shit Yeah , I saw the Damnit , Bacon Biscuits This has nothing to do with me getting laid Hahaha this is one of those times where you want to show your friends what's going on but then you look around the room and there's no one there but your hamster and he's looking at you and he says " what the fuck is wrong with you ? I want to get through October and November without Santa poking his ass into it . no it was clearly a joke Excuse me , wat ? Quoting romney , " i like big bird " What . Replying to yourself you uncreative uncreative redditor Now with correct spelling ! No , I was just being retarded . I suppose the circle jerk is complete , as I've never used " A third eye everything would be better with a third eye ಠ And here I was , not expecting black people My dad has that same tattoo . Is that a wire coat hanger ? I don't really want to . Oh lord , Zapp Brannigan on the last picture A thesaurus ? If you lose I get to tattoo nipples ! 8-D Because .... that would be like .. you know ... funny I hope that you're joking ... ಠ Thank you , thank you I will be here all ... my life like this I don't really know any friends who are Redditors , at least not any that post instead of just lurking . My girlfriend browses Reddit , but I don't * think * she posts . Oh god , she's probably telling all sorts of awkward stories about me . Just to add to your last sentence , I have Comcast HSI with a 25 Mb / s DL connection , so that download speed is being capped by Lenovo's servers . HEY HEY ! ! ! NO BLASPHEMY ! ! ! * WALMART : LOW PRICES GUARANTEED * Come again ? ( Pun intended ) Say that again ... After 4 or 5 bro , you won't know the difference . Still better than drinking emu bitter in Australia . Well , then stop fapping Oh please God I can only hope so . ლ ( Want to up vote because it's definitely wtf but want to down vote because I had to see this pic Is that even allowed in a ( legal ) movie You know , I'm about as close to unoffendable and unshockable as it's possible to be . And " Suck It " did not shock or offend me . But it left me feeling dirty and depressed . Really . That comes very close to being the most awful thing I've ever seen on the Internet . And I made it through 2 girls 1 cup . love . variety show . Norway isn't a part of EU , but it is the Norwegian nobel comitee that decides who wins the award . How does that even make sense Just one If you were one of my HIC pilots , flying without a prop mod , I would take you outside , place your HIC on the grass in front of you , pour gasoline over it , set a match to it , and make you watch it burn while I making this face at you ; I get down voted a lot .. It's ok Wat ? Down vote for * west virginia * The blurrier one . Those Eyelashes . > Redditor for 20 days .... ლ ( Well now I just want to see your penis . Yes because there are a ton of non - deadly terminal illnesses James Holmes > " make your own bullets " And an e-card , all on the front page ... OMFG so I'm reading this during a torrential downpour in Portland , OR and some dude * POUNDS * on my front door . I jump through the ceiling ! It was a package being delivered to me Dem shorts ... I thought this was kind of cool , until I saw her pussy ... polling and sampling error . That look on the driver's face ... Your comment really shocked me . Broadway Extension is the worst . 8 lanes of beautifully paved open road ... 60 mph speed limit . " where " I'll join the closet with him ive been hiding in mine too long need a new one to chill in ops cute ಠ_ಠ op if you ever decide to be NOT GAY ;) hit me up . 33 is totally almost a cougar ... My Dog - Barking American here . 38 , here . I get this dream fairly frequently as well . Sometimes it goes as far back as high school . you just made me yawn with your picture I thought I wouldn't like watching these guys cause they seemed weird and awkward .. And they are weird and awkward , but now I want to be their best friends ... Are you kidding me ! ? ! Reddit is NOT Craigslist Too much forehead for my liking The actual Learn how to use the I ALWAYS pee in the stall . I'm not inadequate though ! I swear .. Without Bidoof or Zubat I wouldn't have gotten my Shiny Bidoof .. or 3 Shiny Zubats ... I see they updated the page . " aww it's a mouse " " Damnit I was expecting a Weird looking snake What you did there .... I see it . Have a disgusted upvote No boner ! Nooooo . fixed : We had to watch a movie about this in middle school . For some reason , the teacher played and replayed the part where the spike goes in his head , and even though it is fake , only myself and one other guy in the class found it disturbing that anyone wanted to see it more than once ... Wow , that's the best ___ ever ! Yeah , you and the rest of the county think so too Yes , he was definitely wearing this horribly unmanly shade of pink for that entire section of the film . Drives me crazy every time I see it . Men don't need lipstick on film , or if for some reason the lighting demands it , stick to browns . Tape a piece of paper with this face on it : * Cowgirls need more than an 8 second ride * My eyes ... and / r / pics ლ ( Emily Dick-In-Son Can't spell kissing cousins without OU Indeed ... the * hard * way ... She was killed by a suicide bomber because a church is protesting her funeral ! What's so hard to understand about that ? Shcrodinger's win - - they run into a box and then they take the box off the field . Don't forget that they're doing 55 in the far left lane ! Or cutting across the double white line for the carpool lane One thing that bothers me is how little characters in movies have to use the bathroom . DO YOU HAVE BLADDERS OF STEEL ? I'm new here . What is this train I'm supposedly in ? I see that partial finger covering the left side of the camera lens . That's some bullshit right there ! Just realized crabs are giant spiders with claws . Tosh will find him . At least her death didn't spark a revolt in her home town and lead to even more death and destruction . We don't say aboot The sound of fascism ? The best kind Yeah , the other month I heard my OIC say " Find me the biggest TV you can buy " , this was because we had an extra $ 3,000 in our budget .... Wow . This article doesn't just lack scientific merit , it's riddled with typos and references Cosmo magazine for breast cancer facts Your mean NOTHING is for fucking little girls . Came for Asian porn I see a word . Wow . It's like you think Daniel Tosh magically creates the Internet and we all blindly follow . Stuff . Then before that , Doctor Who . Your name is awesome .... You ... mean ... to say .... That I am the malware of this troubleshooting diagnosis ! ? Then what is it compared to * the adventures of sonic the hedgehog * No , nobody else . Just you , OP . it's like your very own private theme . Looked at the title and first thought was " Holy shit , this is from the future ! " then I realized that the date was in the " rest of the world " order , not the " ' Murica " order . I wonder what you could get a Dragon Bone Bow to Celery doesn't start with an M . > 1200 elo = High school team , * * everyone can play * * . Who puts their drinks on the felt ? ! She honestly looks like my lawyer . ... Anonymous ... Troll ... Yes , gets him * hard * . You got a problem with that ? Every goddamned thread . I once heard someone referring to Christianity as " death cult " . Think the same can be said about Islam How the fuck people uses OSX and doesn't know about Cmd-W ? Do you guys Cmd-Tab or Cmd-C and Cmd-V ? 99 years .... dude , what the hell There are bigger issues , unfortunately the Obama admin has nothing better to do than to concentrate on PBS . Nevermind the economy or the potential nuke threat in the middle east , fuck that noise ... The Sound Engineer , with 0 regenerations , who wears a tank top ... And my companion is my boss Because she would still be talking with a broken jaw Did you find it when has religion caused any harm Get out of here with your facts ! I didn't come here to learn ! WHY ? ! doesn't the green piece fit ? When we all can see it perfectly fits ! Everything is a lie ha ha ha ha If a Man yanked down one of those girl's shorts , they'd call the cops . The * ONLY * good explanation . The smell of 9 and 12 " Me clicksta " Sounds like you think your shit don't stink . Think about it " Le , hot button " The video qualitiy So … detailed ... 14 … 20 … brother's friend . … Fuck you . Just . Fuck ... $ 2 ! F * cking inflated price ... At least Robin Hood wore a mask ! Plus Ryan Renolds seems creepy in real life .... IMO ... Haha well , not to be creepy , but I watch people before I make friends ... I see how people act in different scenarios . I see who's on the top , and who gets picked on . I especially look for the quiet ones . I'm kinda quiet in school myself , as an observer . I don't want a two faced bitch for a friend , so that's why I watch . Not like a creep though ... Not like this : I used to assume MyLittlePonyUser 14 would mean a little girl too yes this gotta be added ! ლ ( Took me a while to realise what was happening and when I did ... He fucking threw him on the ground I sent him off after I got my Archery maxed . He wandered around Riverwood for another 100 some-odd game time hours until I fast traveled to Riverwood and an Elder Dragon showed up . He must have gotten caught in one of the blasts , because after the fight I looked around and he was dead on one of the roofs Was it with you ? Wat . Step one ' enable unknown sources ' Ah . Well that explains things . beat down those who bully ... wait ... Yeah , look at all the comments about the actual content It ...... Is there ... * urine * ... in that water bottle ... Now the question is , why were YOU outside the local school I KNOW he likes me . We talked about maybe banging sometime . I just didn't realize he , at best , thinks we're going to end up together someday or at worst wants to kill my boyfriend and wear his skin to get me to love him Since moving from Ireland to London , I've noticed a massive pet peeve is when people who are walking right in front of me just stop . I imagine the government imposing mandatory shock collars for street-stoppers in London , and I'm okay with it . Know what's worse ? Jeans with rivets in the back pockets too . I suspect your boyfriend may not be the drunk one . i dont even .. .. wat Is that a delta zeta on the bottom ... If so , I may know her I thought you were joking ... I thought you were fucking joking ... As a female from Tucson , That meme says that he's a killer of innocent people . I'm not sure when this occurred . Im confused .... " The Mütter Museum is best known for the Hyrtl Skull Collection and other anatomical specimens including a nine-foot-long human colon that contained over 40 pounds of fecal matter which originally came from a sideshow act called the human Balloon . " 5 minutes of my life was just wasted attempting to switch the direction of this dumb bitch . every time with the Doritos story ... Why ? You * want * children harmed ? Here , copy paste this ! :D USA ! USA ! You named your penis " Shame " ? And depending on your age , you may yet again . From my current experience , you use books in elementary and middle , a tiny bit for high school , then in college you need to make use of the internet almost exclusively , other than actual textbooks . Then you hit grad school , and everything you need is too specialized for the internet , so you end up digging through the library again . I'm starting to think this is something I should try Is that an altar ? " SureExposure cannot guarantee the image quality for this exam with the current settings " Self promotion at the end of the video half as long as the clip i dont like you LabView ? Isn't that the language for EEs who think they can program ? That is cool :D Aww put it back Thank you for the info ... and I appreciate the fags who downvoted me just for askin ... thanks I've been had rape button ? She ... she's 15 I dont like farming if I can't last hit damn minions 2 letters ... Something on television is fake ? I have no idea if aweful is spelled without that e . You are giving sidevotes away ? ? My friend says that ... He's in 7th grade . Yeah im sure hes just holding a dead puppy . The dog owns the don't give a fuck ? This sounds serious ... Same here . It's a lot of woman-focused action ( duh ! ) Not gagging on a penis for 12 minutes or clit slapping Racquetball game ... they HIT it off ... Why am I kinda turned on by cartoons ? He didn't even mention any other ski area , but you did . * giving * bukkake ? Not sure if she counts as grammar teacher or grammar nazi . Well , I dunno ... This past Wednesday at the grocery store , my cashier held up my bag of potatoes and asked , " The hell are these things ? " What are you trying to say Ah yes , the England only Britain You take that back . Except their disaster added a win Shut your mouth . I just watched that get deleted ... So is this true ? Yes , free speech was always a right for Boston residents , in no form has it ever been taken away by any government . Does anyone have a link to the redditor for 2 hours . I had never heard it so I youtubed it . People ASK you to play that ! ? I was thinking more along the lines of an old lady needing to make sure her meds are able to be purchased , or a single mother or 2 needing food . But sure crack is fine too I guess No way . You ruined my joke , thanks . I always get really depressed when dealers have a lot of cresties with nub tails . One time I asked a breeder who had literally dozens of tailless what happened . She was all " Oh , sometimes they just pop off " Are you an avid testicle watcher ? I said " * * ARE YOU AN AVID TESTICLE WATCHER ? I find that when male cats do this ... they very often are working on a little red rocket too ... Yea lets just assume that a vegan choses to eat a meat burger , seems likely . Mine shrinks like 3 inches . * From the flacid state . * CUZ IN TEH EYES OF LE FRENCHY THIS IS TRES Iced Cappuccinos . Should be an icepick , not a bread knife No yard to hose her in with the apartment Can you only get them if you went to worlds ? Ignorance , i spell thy name ... No one is buying 1600 friends , you got a couple too many zeroes there I feel bad for our guys on Defense , they go out , do a stellar job , pick Brady twice , give the offense a chance to get back in this game , and what does the offense do ? Hey great work taking credit for some actual artists work there ! Name your kid Travis ... He'll either be gay or a douche . Win win . Maybe it's from the future And the Seahawks cover You're doing it wrong Muhammad is displeased [ SPOILER ] This one better not blow up . ~ ~ Seems like the audio issues are with the MLBtv stream . Nothing I can do on my end . Here you go giving advice again . My first time ? I got caught I was very confused until I realized you can't be in the BCS rankings with a post-season ban Umm , yes , I can totally see somebody going on the highway at 75mph and only then deciding to turn the car on . Seeing a lot of newbies posting to and reading this subreddit and then you suggesting ` sudo - i ` , I have to say : nope EDIT : ~ ~ I take it back I've started noticing people placing there hand over there heart during God Bless America . You used " actual " wrong . She fed gravy to a baby . Gravy . There are several things wrong with this comment . Yes . I hope the cesarean didn't actually take place at home I've asked out two guys , but I got friend zoned by both of them . Not a surprise - that article shows they wanted gas chambers to euthanise " unfit " ( inferior ) citizens from 1911 and just poisoned people instead since the chambers would be unpopular for a while . question 4 . and 8 . wedding vows mean nothing these days . Really ? That's not a normal ordinary every-day plane ? ! ? ! Holy shit ... I almost missed that it's a spaceshuttle . Thanks for pointing that out . From this angle it almost looks like a Sesna . While saying she's not going to get her killed . is that a male katarina beside the cute caster minion cosplayer ..... Dude . Some barrier my girlfriend and I have just snapped a while back , and now every time we shower together I get her like that somehow . It went from " WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OH MY GOD " to I'm not sure whether to lol or to Those are the thickest nipples I've ever seen ... weird place to put a smiley face . She is very lucky those were nice people ... They taste like blood Get the hell out of here ! Don't you know that we put them on * trains * ? " Christ fills me with his holy spirit ..... It's such a warm feeling " Incest is my little fetish . That ... And light blue hair Just to play devils advocate here . . . If they sell cell phones , their target audience probably isn't going to be visiting them from mobile I'm not sure if I read that wrong , but we do indeed piss out of our dicks . Yeah , how is this WTF ? " Oh no ! The joey is all sexual and stuff . " Idiot me left it on for hours in a pile of blankets . Nice username . What ? I tried . is still ' best friends ' with their ex Our strategy is to draft " accent to a running offense " QBs at # 5 in the draft ? this " type " of music ? Take a look at OP's post history . All this user does is repost stuff without using a repost tag or an xpost tag You're always reposting right after the creator posts it . I'll take one , as long as you damn well apologize for calling me a hipster I just got the fourth badge about 15 minutes ago using only a level 32 Servine . You are going to make Elesa's head spin . Who cries when they're sick ? Dry AND greasy Islam also teaches that Adam was 90 feet tall . Yum fluoride . Keeps me passive and docile ..... Sad thing this was posted yesterday , not a week from today or a month . Yesterday At my previous job , I'd always bring up snow cone machines and cotton candy makers during my yearly reviews when asked what I wanted . It was a running joke . A running joke until I told them the reason I was putting in my resignation was because of the lack of snow cones and cotton candy . An ex posted indirect statuses about me . I commented and announced to everyone I was the person he was talking about and rather than being an adult and discussing his problems with me , he aired them on facebook like a preteen . * Whooo ! * That went over well with his friends . He didn't mention if he was a public defender so that's why I asked . It's not just about printing silly advice , it's about making it socially unacceptable to be ridiculously overweight . If that we're the case , people would be more inclined to lead a healthier lifestyle . " ... spread you ass hole so it gapes " 8 ball ? Man i'm jealous . Its been far too long ...... Ah , you want to put error bars on the assembly . This is an excellent question ! When I was working in the biz ( it's been a decade ) they just plain didn't or if they did it was just pure hand-waving . you can feel bass from your headphones in your chest ? * fewer and fewer people ... Pioneer Park in San Diego . they never removed the bodies too . It's a freaking cemetery with a playground on top ! Good for them for at least warning you . They don't offer that courtesy in the deep south . Indeed , I respect your opinion . I haven't eaten there drunk as fuck yet so maybe I will revise my previous opinion ( which still got downvoted At least he didn't molest poodles Do you often take pics of hot girls to show your friends ? " Sniffing around " Forgive me for pointing it out , but i dont think misty wore a bra " Women ! Don't have sex before marriage ' cause it's a sin ! Oh ? You need virgins to rape ? Have my daughters ! Don't worry , god said it's cool . " A little to crisp for my taste ! Ya 50 billion is literally 1 billion times more than 1.2 billion . I did ? Don't you mean hurricane blowjob ? Male bi myself with a preference for girls . I had a very similar experience once when sexuality came up in a discussion and I mentioned that I am bi . The " out-and-proud " gay procedes to drop into a rant claiming that I'm a coward and that I use the bi label to have a foot in the closet in case I decide to go back into it ( wait wat We need to start farming together again Yeah ... :D hilarious but But I'm on my iPod so I have something that lets me put in custom characters on a fifth row ... St-Pierre & Condit are all , like , I'm not even within the 3 year category out here . There is nothing at all in the western suburbs , it's completely blank . Starting to think Turnbull has a point about how this is being rolled out . .. What the fuck did I just see ? Not sure if joking ... Something tells me that he doesn't So did your ex ... maybe ... possibly ... What if being your friend makes me lose precious karma ? ( c ) Facebook this makes me want to go get a cat scan or something You mean to tell me , we see 50 shades of gray ? " The image you are requesting does not exist or is no longer available ! ! ! " always scream that Too true , I was in Newquay for 23 years ! Then you shouldn't be on reddit while working My bad . I didn't look closely enough on the picture . Shame on me Is that seriously what they teach ... Close enough I could only say it in an Irish accent , .. And I'm Australian ... Ok , which one of you Redditors made this And penetrating ...... And stimulating ........ Yeah I might just do that . My only concern is that I've been at an internship since June and I've eaten out for the vast majority of my lunches ( cafe at work ) and dinners Just because someone is Christian doesn't mean they can't be gay , or not against homosexuality . As a guy with slight OCD , which one of youse isn't up voting all 3 ? That's a picture of your poop . Sweet shit stains bro . He seems to get laid a lot though I like how Canada usually gets a pass when it comes to Race . I know that the stereotypes for Canada are not accurate everywhere . You have the same problems we do . Especially inner city bar fights and drunk racists . I am watching you Canada . you can feel the love and bonding .... No , actually . No , it was not . It was not random . It was not random at all . Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? [ craft.jpg ] Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . I used to bring a cucumber and some saltines to eat for lunch most days in high school .. I was too lazy in the mornings to slice it up , so I just ate one whole every day for about a week before I realized why I was getting weird looks ( both from the eating it , and from the carrying it around in my bag ) . You're really trying to trade 3 of the 8 games in the $ 10 bundle for a $ 20 game ? Totally safe . ಠ_ಠ LOL ಠ_ಠ LOL Wow ... I don't know how you put up with it . So yea ... what does your name mean ? When I told you not to upload this , I meant it . No need to call him a fuck .. C'mon man .. * looks at your user name * Eat it , c'mon . It's a dream come true ! I should take her driving for 10 hours He trick did get married at 13 . So that isn't Shia Labeouf ? Farms have parking lots in NJ ? ? Oh god ! No kidding .. Starting to hope for Clipboard Jesus to come in at this point Dragon Slayer here , Dragon Slayer there ... That can mean only one thing : Shyvana for sale . Nope yeah cuz god shook that baby How the fuck is this even possible ... Oh god . Immediate scrunchy face . Hah ! I have a dog . I named him Shotgun McShooterDick , he's hunting dog . Obviously , The chick came BEFORE the egg * looks at seemingly innocent paper on desk * .. Great thing for her to choke on too . Fix wut ? Wow ... we need new episodes . Really , you actually think China could ' easily ' defeat The U . S alone in a land war ? hmmm wat . why iz dis here ? I ... wha ... this ... they have NAMETAGS , and you can't remember their names Yes , a sub of 15k people is really going to hurt them by ignoring them . I'm so confused why people are saying Felix is an ODST ? He only jumped from a third of the way up in the atmosphere , not from space . Plenty of people have done what he's done before . I don't get it Kyle .. ? Today I heard a new one . " I was legitly so tired . " I have a shiny darmanitan that I evolved from daruma . I was so excited about seeing zen mode shiny . BIG DISAPPOINT . 16/10 ... NA server ... It is legal ! And yes , yes it would . May I ask how you used to get to your inventory prior to this new-found knowledge ? Trashcan Lars didn't help . worse.snare.sound.ever . Yes this is so right . Everybody in 3rd world countries get free cancer treatment . I have him res-tagged as " never downvoted " I posted this a few days ago The name made me though about Claymore manga I read this as " my now oldest whore " ... You guys are creeping me out . NukeZombie looks familiar at least , and I know I've seen your builds before , but yeah . " Annie ... " TIL the Titanic was a real boat lol . What other movies were real omg ... Written by a 14 year old , home schooled girl . It's just a gif of " Fox news is a liberal channel and everyone should know that ! " What the duce is going on here ? That's funny , considering you * never call her anymore * . After reading that document , I am a little peeved . They are so ' thank goodness for human decency ' and ' yay human rights ' , but I have many aspie friends and they know wrong from right . The dude broke the law interracial couple ... What the * hell * is an " inn inglisj " . I just wish I knew what buds were worth when I started playing TF2 again . I had a pair from when they were first released and ended trading them away for a few random weapons . No stranges , no hats . I think I got a phlog out of it . ¿ Specs de las PC ? No vayan a salir con que les van a dar Celeron o Athlon Beam rotors . I think we found the origin of Ones a hobby , ones because people are lazy . I see no similarities . Poor Neuer . Germany WTF Half of this video is of him getting ready ... and those dishes looked pretty clean to begin with glad to see what you're doing with your life I always wonder with poop smearers , do they carry around a pre-planned poop smearing device , or do they just emerge from the stall with a handleful of crap and wash it off in the sink ? ( or carry it proudly home , inhaling deeply . Mmmmm , delicious ! It is normal DO NOT GET A STEERING WHEEL ADAPTER ... Ego's head would be there , wouldn't it I support the idea of having a military leader in office , and the facepalm I had to perform for this comment was of such epic proportions , there's still bits of stupid smeared against my wall I'm in a hospital . Not cool " It does look like eyes " My best friend thought Pennsylvania was south of Texas ... And she LIVES in Texas . Oh god , neopets . so you leave pee in the toilet after it finishes flushing also , how do YOU know what i am eating on the daily ? Same . There isn't enough Perhaps I just wanted to hijack a comment and describe what is funny about the picture . Aintnevergonnastop hijacking , because I'm Evelyn Salt motherf * * ker . Fck luv youre body . May i be your reddit stalker ? :) you should have tried typing it on a first gen ipad . Neither Justin bibber or Nicky minaj are from the us . What do you mean * you worked in a house * ? This has actually happened to me . I am new to pistols and bought an xd9 about two months ago at Cabellas . Several associates warned me to not purchase 9 luger or 9 parabellum because they were for Lugers and " paratrooper weapons " specifically . I've since heard the same thing from several other stores as well like Walmart etc . Where do these myths even get started ? Not only do they think Wikipedia is a money driven corporation , but the forbid the use of any . com website . Damn it . I clicked that during a lecture with people behind me . * twitch * " Louis I hate you . Louis I hate you . I hate you . I hate you . Louis . Louis I hate you . Louis I hate you . I hate you , Louis . I hate you . " That's all I could focus on . you are right , we shouldn't have a mental chemical imbalance ... also the world is such a wonderful place right now why would anyone feel depressed . > The flairs on some of the members of that community are so ... delightful What .. Is that from ? .. I hate seeing things like this because it lets me know just how much I'm getting ripped off at $ 18 for star plastic . Please stay happy with him all year . I don't like what happens when people talk about Coughlin's job being on the line . All that work into this feat of engineering and you can't even spell " engine " " Lake Solsthseim " Or at least make then know what they are talking about . I don't think she even played it . She said that " Nintendo and Gamefreak didn't Evan add any new pokemon this time around . Another strange choice for a supposed sequel . Tepig , Purrloun , Drilbur , and Minncino and many others have simple designs that are obviously in the real world . Nothing like rattata or psyduck . " when i took the test all i had to do was just to move forward and reverse in an open area . I think your username has to do something with it * * Dat * * username . He didn't even address the question of pay equality . Instead , he said women should be able to have flexible schedules so they can get home in time to cook dinner ... Pretty sure that shrimp is a key ingredient in ceviche No . reddit_md does not approve . Ermahgerd le fffffuuuuuu omg rage face I usually just stare . Hey , theres no toy in here ! At drivers ed , I was taught that " the answer to any question with a choice of ' all of the above ' is ' all of the above ' , unless the question is about parking . " ಠ_ಠ ..... I don't ... Totally read that as " spot-shaving " and wondered what the fuck I missed on Reddit today . As if there is a specific spot or place that people gather together at to shave themselves . And what the fuck is " it " you feel afterwards ? O rly It's listed in the online Help section of the game ... All you had to do was look for it . Took me less than 10 seconds to find on my own . That movie is straight ridiculous . At one point he's trapped in a cell with lobsters moving in to maim him , except he scares them away with melted butter . Grass / Grass ... Is redditor for one hour . Has one third the amount of karma I've received over three years . I FUCKING HATED THOSE THINGS That would have been an awesome coincidence ! And then they are all like " hey guess what ? That new legendary pokemo you guys like ? Yeah it came from a meteorite and it eats humans ! " Oh good . I saw the gif at the end of the album and though you fed it to kids before identifying it ... I was all like Mine had a " gray Johnson " running on it . Not Gary .... I do not approve . Californians might react like Risky click I'm Psychic Psychic I'm psychic / psychic Never , ever , stick your dick in crazy ... Yeah ... report your friend ... Seems legit . mentally handicapped .... special mug ... Use to live @ IMT in wells branch . I want this in 1440x900 And then comes SWTOR with its " And then later you failed and died , " backstory . Tea bag related activities ... This link is already purple . A couple of days beforehand is usually about right ... I've seen you somewhere before That was not my intent This stops right here . Not another word . People are going to start thinking you guys are alt accounts of mine NEVER forget But it's gone up It is also the right stick . That's right , a somewhat obscure , state-based action is mapped to two buttons . I'd love it if stuff like this from the new DLC had some sort of spoiler alert on it : L For us without the DLC Please stop saying " Johnny Football " Duke wins easily That's not funny Because some of us use those programs to check their answers instead of not doing the work . No worries , I'm sure he'll find a welcoming subreddit on here ... " end of the world " birthday twins ? Dude , that whole theme was AWESOME ! My grandma bought that and one of the Aquazone sets for me and my cousin to play with at her house . The next time I went over there , she'd given them away to someone else . Tiny teeth always creep me out ! To get a picture with Hallie Todd ( " Lal " ) cost $ 5 more than getting a picture with Gul Dukat .... No it didn't . China = Kung Fu But the rest of us have to spend a lot longer in it than you ... I'm confused . Why are people agreeing with you but disagreeing with me when we're qualifying the same point ? We're not in Finland .. No spooky Bewitched Lux skin this year ? You ! I think my face is stuck like this now Ranked 5v5 game gold elo Just put You're browsing Reddit while at Epcot ? Some people really don't know how to close games What is this ? Get back to work , Killer Robot . No , just no It is not my logic , it is a reference to a well known joke from bill maher . Please try to get around to killing yourself once you are finished removing your foot from your mouth . And please don't respond back to this , I have had my fill of Internet morons for the day . If you jump around after sex , you won't get pregnant . I liked the part where this is terrifying but the NSA somehow isn't ..... I liked danaofdoom's YOU SHALL NOT PASS suggestion . My own idea is to underline the word-for-word quotes and draw : Write the most upvoted reply to his copied bits on the paper . Then , at the end , draw " Or just circle the offending line and point a Attack of the Eye Creatures Just ... wat ... Yeah , it's so much funnier when you know there's mortal danger involved . I was told steel cased ammo damages their backstop ... First thing that came to mind . Feminazi - because women wanting to be equal is the same as genocide . " Here is a party hat drop party " . When they were clearly selling them . > le " Cutest asshole in the world " Only the Spanish cards ... Subtle , guys , real subtle ... Obligatory look of disapproval Another cupcake post If this had been Abbott , we'd have a front page full of memes about it by now . Just tell him be original you horse sized duck and finish with a set of these way to go and enforce stereotypes ... Level 65 , 47 hp . " More r / GayKink " I really hope that's not true Come on guys , give a guy a break ! Boozer just wants to start a cheerleading squad with Ronnie Turiaf You're not cute . Nothing problematic about that view at all Skeet has a peter on his face Do * * NOT * * use hash tags here That was Epic ! Shipped by : UPS SurePost . For all we know , we know nothing . But ... You used " actual " incorrectly ... It's good AWildSketchAppeared isn't here to draw this . How dare Die Antwoord get posted by multiple people to different subreddits . It's absolutely fucked up that they're becoming increasingly popular . Bridezillas ... Excuse me while I My middle school did a drill once about hazardous material in the area . My teacher duct-taped the door cracks and said that we should be fine if we have plants inside each classroom .... The worst part is that this isn't even in the top 10 comments Is that a lollipop sticking out almost towards the end ? ? ? Have you ever seen a magic dog walking down the street ? I'm gonna let Alien Blue do the work here : ... or nursery . Go Huskers . Was about to beg to differ but then remembered that playoffs aren't something we'll have to worry about anytime soon lol auto correct hates me too . Just the other day I was writting someone a message trying to say " What " and it changed it to " Whineburger " wtf is whineburger ? ! ? ! I'm not convinced that this is a girl . I read it as Rob orally ... had a serious Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables with you ? $ 40 ? ? ? ? Shit man , pay it and count your lucky stars . I got nicked in Sydney for parking too close to the corner and it was a $ 245 fine . Aussie dollars ... And rest assured that as its a Steiff it will cost you a shit-ton of money - even more if it's a limited edition which is likely But then who is going to watch the watchmen if you're persuading everyone not to ? Seriously , some people just want to watch the world burn . I always imagined that chastity belts to be locked in some manner and not this vision of metal teeth of death ! I get the same story from mine oh for HIM you would . Get to work .. Your username Actually , on Fremont street people dress up as all sorts of characters to get money . They usually end up drunk from tourists though . I live in Vegas and when my buddy from Spokane came down we headed to Fremont street . Never again . I see what you did there .... Ah hah haaaa ..... no He writing on the wrong side of the disc Traiasca legiunea si capitanul ! In typical rng fashion I still haven't found shit Why was this down voted Are you saying you DON'T like tag team main events ? How many PMs have you gotten from this post ? I scream . * You * scream . We * all * scream for ice cream . Sweet , but are those painted tailpipes ? I actually almost started crying when I realized all the things I would've missed if I was in a coma for a long time . Think about it . I may of actually cried when I remembered all the blue links I wouldn't have clicked , on reddit , over the years So what you are saying is we should have voted for John Kerry ? i'm sorry , but most of it is horrible advice . Long boarding fag And really nasty . I find fake boobs really disturbing . My friend's father is sanitary surveillance inspector . One day my friend told me his father found a cockroach inside the blender of a cheap restaurant I used to eat . Well , I still eat there a " Germany's Who Wants to be a Millionaire He did ask for it . All right fine . So not only is it staged with a friend , but you admit you made the sign ? If it's chilly out why is she wearing short shorts and a tank top ? looks like he's heel striking to me ... No . You argue like this too ? Dear god i hope not . The comments on Youtube . TL ;D R - You better get your ass to the victory centers and make some calls . It aint over till Nov 6th So your dentist does WHAT exactly ? She's like 15 wait , i get it ........ the turtle is looking at me . how simple of me to think this wasn't funny " Do you have indoor plumbing ! ? " - I'm from Alabama , and more than one person has asked me this This science doesn't sound shitty enough Err , did you just ignore the two Surahs I gave you ( which .... last I checked were part of the Qu'ran ) ? ... Thanks for letting me know For all the meanies , yes people do live in the Dakotas . There are dozens of us . Vodka , martini > lager Funny ? Wat .... National Young Lap Dance performers ? I told you not to ask me that . Movies and snacks , they're called movie theatres But the humidity does wonders for your skin Which is ironic , because that percentage was probably made up . Which further confirms it .... And then she's got eyes instead of nipples ... So ... lemme get this straight . If it knew the trainer's lifespan , it will cry because IT have to live with trainer until it die ? Or ... what ? Try typing Mohammed :p I thought you were talking about eating brainless humans at first Acceptable murders Hey . Thats OUR word . You may call us the previously living . Only 15 % chance to block ? I'm a straight male ..... Damnit , now I need to get a cat so I can name it Mew How expensive is ketchup that people are counterfitting it ? Ohhhhhh I bet it was a diner . Those crazy waitresses are always refilling the bottles ... Gah we got it back YES ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! NOW COMPLETE THE PASSES ! ! ! ! Really ? Hmm Secret ... Satan .. ? Why is he driving backwards ? Lost it at " gooch-stabbing " . I down vote comments that start with so . It looks like you're shitting a space alien pod ... Yeah , especially that one . What if those weapon skins can be only acquired by opening the black lion chest that you get during halloween time period ? Why do you seem happy about that ? Lol I dont think I would answer the phone if it rang and was a creepy ringtone instead of just my normal ring tone ... wouldnt you just be like What a fool ... Because they don't speak English and French in Canada in practice , right ? Oh , this happen on my day of birth ... Um ... Yeah , now what ? This is not okay Yeah we'll you're just executed . I love your spongebob slippers - where did you get these ? Keep up the momentum . Life can throw curve balls , especially with weight issues . Amazing transform . Are you entirely sure you weren't platooning with someone ? Outside of a platoon , I have never been in a tier 10 battle with my Type 59 . One of your " friends " has a messege baddies every game My Little Pony credits yes SNL go look for it ........ I'll admit , this is my first time seeing them in diamond form . Whenever I had Lamictal they were always round and thus much easier to swallow ... seriously though , who thought that diamond shaped pills was a good idea ? why did you start with a small boner ? Http://www.squattypotty.com Watch it . Most people above the age of 14 wouldn't look for sexual innuendo in everything they see . How is stonerbama not a established meme ? damn , if sonas boobs were as squishy as herself ... yeah , Maxine's has all kinda signs out front that say " NO ONE UNDER 21 BECAUSE HEALTH DEPARTMENT " or some shit . It's the same in Indiana , too Reddit is supposed to be a place where everyone is kind and we say only nice things . WTF GUYS When I watched the United States once I just got embarrassed . I was like Says the guy who has posted one , single link to r / scotland , the ' self ' one demanding no more links to stv , and who has contributed a grand total of three links to reddit in the space of four months . You know , I never thought I'd say this but . This needs more tentacles . OP has less than 150 link karma ... I was told to imagine violently murdering your stallmates , which I've been doing , and now you've made me feel like a psychopath . You're calling teleport master yi a gimmick ? Came here to say this , and only this . How'd you read my mind ? I start there Nov 12th " This is hilarious . Made me burst .. Where does it end and where does it start Water ? I'm now a criminal . And now I have to watch Sphere . My mom and dad both work for the post office . They've even taken over Lake Michigan Geez . On behalf of men I am indeed sorry IE .... Why not ? I'm sorry , sometimes ? YAY ! ! ! ! Full sized candy ! ... wrappers ? ... filled with raisins ? ? ? You don't ? I hope you don't mean high school geometry ... At this rate r / leagueoflegends will become a carbon copy of GD but with more memes and puns and riot pls and " had of " Oh my god ! Put that thing away bro ! Don't forget that he wanted an " open-marriage " ... because * that * qualifies as traditional marriage You would say " my girlfriend was being such a pain in the ass today ! Why does it always take her half an hour to decide where to have dinner ! ? " to your girlfriend ? Looking at the front of that car the only thing I can think of is Why the hell are people downvoting you for honestly not knowing . I've got the Ultraship 35 , and broke the top platter . MyWeigh's customer server has not been that helpful in selling me a replacement . ಠ_ಠ my house was burned down cuz some idiot threw a burning lemon at it . JK it was an orange . Until you lose 900 mp to one jeep .... that'd win you the game Yer room is trashed in nearly all the pics . No excuses here . I just said that If this is Michael then I'm on to you and you don't gotta tell me gently now ... Um . Star Wars . I'm afraid they got to psy a long time ago ... It's like " oh this meme , I'll just add an Instagram filter to it ! " My coworker was going on about how gay and interracial marriage should be illegal . I asked her why , and she told me " because god said so " . I followed with " God has nothing to do with the constitution " , and she told me that he does , because he wrote it . There is no way this could happen . Ellis has two hats equipped at the same time . Nah brah . You can have a high F-stop AND a high shutter speed if you use a flash . Get the best of both worlds . Not sure if trolling . I have a Costco membership but they don't have Cottonelle . " * * I honestly did not like Amnesiac at all apart from like 4 tracks . * * " I see what your trying to do . Just wanna say that you've handled and composed yourself very well in this , er , debate ( ? ) Found this by scrolling ZombiexperT's comments as he was asking for downvotes on another thread . So yeah ... Just wanted to say that I enjoyed reading your retorts . Have an upvote ... But just only one ! I'm giving him an upvote , just because he was polite and phrased himself eloquently without insulting the OP . He never left the atmosphere . Well that was money well spent Reddit has helped me appreciate some of the mediocrity of life . Also help me realize how normal my childhood was . How do you eat the bacon then ? Still ... Erm ... no ... and what up with imgur ? I heard this from my 8th grade class ( girls ) and my reaction was like .. Cobra owners UNITE ... then we will all cry in shame We could only dress up as Biblical characters . I read this as ' Thank you my stupid friend ' i was just like Christianity is monotheistic ... This explains why so many people are calling for a second holocaust and goose-stepping all over town . I did that with my coffee the other day . I poured the sugar in the trash can , and the paper wrapper in my coffee ... Honestly whoever did it has to see a doctor , the colour is indicative of bowel cancer and pancreatitis cancer due to lack of enzyme secretion . They need urgent medical diagnosis . I was referring to SR , but even so , Annie Bot will find a way to do it on TT , I promise you that . Yeeeah my thoughts exactly ... Screaming and crying in your chambers comes no where near " ordering the raping and strangling of a twelve year old girl . " It's silverware rolled in a napkin My sarcasm is hurting so bad right now , but - do you have any references for that fact ? Rastafarian , not Jamaican . How do u . Farm the vault again ? I forgot A lot of people copy / paste . 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The same way you know what fucking a fold-up garden chair is like " Windows 8 is the only OS that supports both a tablet form factor and supports multiple user accounts . " So wait , they're claiming Windows 8 is the only OS to support multiple user accounts ? I've had someone claim that microwaves heat things evenly no matter the quantity of the food or its orientation on a plate / bowl . They cited their thirty years of experience microwaving food . All you do , if you have a iPhone is copy the ಠ_ಠ and paste it into your keyboard shortcuts . Then name it something and every time you type that name it will show up as But sir , what * is * gingerbread ? Is it just me , or is Lucky Star ON there ? No they didn't ... That your anus must always be ready . ok , here's what I did . I copied someone doing this " I get so many Yes , and balls are just * adorable . * How can you say that . Bug caresses ? You mean even * those * buggers didn't clean up after themselves ? And on the * play room floor * ? ? What happens when he buys a mirror ? Well I mostly listed that because I figured that it would be a cheap buy from Funimation , since it's not very popular in any country . It's actually surprisingly good though . I mean , it's not perfect ( her uniform No one likes the taste of alcohol wtf ? ? at 4:41 someone is holding up a sign with a guy fapping to tits I see what you did there . Oh god , I'm so sorry . I showed this to my Asian boss and she tried to solve for x . Haha , he doesn't even know how the three seashells work .. I remember back in the day in the 90s my Internet connection would run 3kb per second on my dial up you kids don't know how easy you have it these days You have beef bacon ? Otherwise , you can't get MCD eating pork ... You can't kill a rhino . This is how I imagine Snookies home birth We prefer the term , " synthetic " cuttlefish Dat mustache shadow See : Red Dawn . HA , Also , > " Trying to describe yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth . wanna know about me just get to know me I know ... My crude attempt at humor apparently didn't work . I've never even been to half of those subreddits . Can you believe the comments on the YouTube page ? ... Press Escape Tail docking Yup , no problem here guys . None at all . Stopped watching when they stopped practicing medicine ... and that musical episode Whew , thought you were gonna find something ha ha ... I am so confused . I feel obligated to post this : not as ugly as your personality Thank you . I was too worried not knowing what might be written under . My first trip was 1/4 and that was a dangerous almost coma inducing amount I think I saw that too , but the post I saw said it was a type of body modification . Like a surgery where they do this on purpose . Tommy checking out his cousin .... no room for humor apparently in hockey I would also like to know ... At least know what to type in google ... says the muggle murderer No it totally works , I only see ಠ_ಠ . You typed it so you can read " Iloveprosthetic 4head " , but to everyone else it looks like " I don't know why ... I expected more . Do you have a link for the template ? Cant find it anywhere Aw snap I was there I didn't know he was hurt when he walked off I thought harbaugh just told him they were just gonna kneel the clock out and he can get a head start on leaving My friend mAtt says that often ... 4 whole hours ? " WP athletics " = White Power athletics ? Yeah because you can be struck by thunder Well , you see , if you open it ... You'll see that a retard pioneered the design for ventilation .... At first I thought it was sweet but now I think about that's quite creepy Remove static to make digital recordings from two different analog exactly identical ? looks like this little guy has 10 legs ? could someone do some explaining ? sounds shady .. maybe shes cheating Coincidentally , the same can be attributed to the movie with the same title . Not herpes though ; more of crabs ... you must be new to the internet ... " ... still " I know 3 languages and they're still not enough . LOL SO CRAZY . That must explain why I love brunch so much Above what influence . Yeah imagine a body with no abs at all I panicked when i saw that price I'm only 5 ' 9 ' ' and I tell the truth and everyone is like " you're lying you're taller " ... That's not you Ooh yes , Liam Neeson's quote in Chinese , that'll be so cool ... Not sure if pen island or penis land Oh god , I can't imagine the look on your poor doctor's face when you went for your first Pap smear > we don't need n00dz What if it gets wet ? I'm not even thinking in a sexual way , I just know if I covered a pair of boxers in sharpie art , it would undoubtedly find a way to leave me with smudgy boxers and a rainbow coloured wang You realize people can just change their birthday to get one ? My 10 year old niece has one . She uses it on her android phone That flair You should step away from Reddit and read a book / r / incest My lord , I wish to be released from my oath to you . Really ? A downvote for providing a link ? There's a lot of bronie's here I though you said a girl , and I agreed until the barbecuing part ... this face : " Okay Romney , easy there . Wait , why would you wake up on a Japa - - Thanks for the link . I was training three new hires at work , when one girl asked another where she was originally from . She responded by saying she was from Pakistan . I asked her if she had been there recently , and she said not since she was a little girl . I've recently become obsessed with travel so I responded by saying " you should go back . " Apparently all three of my new hires heard that as me telling her to ' go back to her county ' . I thought he would be another victim of shanahanigans Are you sure about that ? Why the hell would there be a staple on a towel .... Says he wrote them every day , not sent them every day ...... The chick on the Bottem ..... She didn't come up with it first . On her own maybe , but look at her other hash tags ..... Punchline in the title . Lol opinions I try but man it's not easy . Last game I first picked Taric because people where calling lanes like crazy . Last pick apparently wanted mid though or something , because I ended up with Le'Blanc alongside me bottom lane . I figured well Taric stun + LB burst might work , but nope , he built AD items ( and a Philosopher's stone ) , last hit like a drunk cow and came in dead last for gold across both teams . I think this is a little * too * well thought out to be funny ... And Google isn't you are not the only .. so untill we do: . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ So many Gur sweaters with genesect ( ┛ You did not see Led Zeppelin in 2007 . I don't think Pokemon is the game for you Oh no . OT . With Henne .. Horny and Smithe ? Are you sure it's a gym you're looking for ? Simba is my dog's name . Comment is at the end so no one will give a fuck , but please somebody explain why it's against their belief ? As someone who was raised Christian I say wtf Jehovah's Witness Why the hell would there be a staple on a towel .... Why the hell would there be a staple on a towel .... Shit . TIL that because I shave my head , I could be looked on as a nazi Oh god .... Avatar . Kinda liked it the first time . But I ended up seeing it 3 times in the theatre . Then I saw it for what it really was ...... Pocahontas goes to Atlantis ... but it's in space ! I had literally spent hours this morning blowing up balloons ... I wish I would've seen your comment before I clicked that link . Commercial ends with mom banging a black guy ... " Don't tell dad " I just don't understand why anyone would even want to have sex with her . just ew I can never watch toy story again without thinking about this And ? I'm not asking for places within Port Washington , but neighborhoods around . That includes Queens , BK , etc . Unless you somehow think BK and Queens isn't included because they're also on LI . Would try this sober .. * * WHY IS THAT LINK RED Did you start the syphon with your mouth ? Yeah ! Now you're getting i - Yeah , that was the only one I've seen so far that made me turn into What secret ingredient ? Oh for fucks sake ... This is at least the third time you've said this . It's starting to sound creepier every time I read it , like you guys are getting off on the attention or something . 4 - FA better than MDMA ? Haha , that's hilarious . Should have put Haha I call it her " * another * friggin photo ? Are we using " disruptive " to describe fonts now , too ? ! That's uh ... That's great ... but I saw a fully functioning Blockbuster a couple days ago in Big Spring Texas ! So many levels of wrong here Why is he not banned yet Am urmarit o reclama stupida la Cola de 3 minute pentru o stire de 1 minut jumate ? ! The newtown social club ? Why the fuck don't they just leave it as the Sando ? I have no idea why people downvote this . I have watched the gif for a good while now and I am certain that the dog is , in fact , wearing pink underwear . This needs more attention , why would anyone put pink underwear on a dog ? Let's hope that chair stops whatever is inside that door from pulling the door open They're all blocked for my country That estimated delivery time you made an account just for that post ? Dem lips looking good . albinoblacksheep flashbacks , but 0 comments ? And they haven't been called " colored " for 70 years now ! It's a novelty item , deal with it > Bringing vaccines to the poorest people on Earth does kinda of stack up a lot higher than the disservice of giving the rest of us slightly worse computer OS'es HA ... Everyone needs this Reverse Swain Why would you delete the rear for 6x9s when you could just mount them on the rear deck ? Oh no , how ever will we cling to our non-belief with trump cards like that being played ... ( I can honestly say that this is not the strangest thing I've seen coming from Japan . There was a music teacher at our school who got a " mysterious virus " on his school computer . The janitor went in to fix it , and there was cum everywhere Scumbag OP : makes special video for Germans . Doesn't even enable mobile viewing for his video . I added the emoticons to the sidebar , and Because anything that isn't laissez faire must of course be communism WOW did this just happen yesterday ? I've never seen it ! ! That's even more confusing , considering a couple days ago , on a picture of derpy someone had commented on her hips , how they were childbirthing , to which I commented something along the lines of " \ [ ] ( / manspike ) DIBS " and got many agreements and upgoats . Implying they're not . > What did you think I was going to say ? ... Racist fuck . My roommates and I threw a party once , some guy who lived 2 or 3 streets over from us was walking by and saw us bringing a keg inside . Sure enough 1030 rolls around , the party's just starting to get going , and the cops show up to bust the party because this dick who wasn't even our neighbor called the cops because he thought we were causing the neighborhood to go to shit by having a party . Need to know basis Why does this seem more like a personal ad than a concert invitation ? When someone throws you an ultimatum , it's usually best to evaluate the pros and cons of both sides ... And then go with the side that didn't give you the ultimatum . Ain't you never heard of no Hamizon before ? " That kind of thing " ... Who would have taken this photo ? Yeah , because the end of that episode didn't really explain anything . Wat a fucking idiot . How to make sure the trolls ramp up activity ... I panicked thinking I was hacked since it kept saying my pass was wrong ( alienblue ) cause the site was down thinking I was banned or my acc was hacked I then changed the pass and the second I typed in new pass it said reddit is down Yeh this wont be happening anytime soon with my sister . > What did you think I was going to say ? ... Racist fuck . I got top twenty percent too , but was told I am a deeply troubled individual with unique abilities . And then it said some creepy accurate stuff . Wtf is this test ? ! I have never seen these games in my life .... Bulbasaur is Grass / Poison .... That makes a lot of sense . And probably why I could only use duckduckgo for a week before I went , screw this shitty search engine with its constantly irrelevant results , i'm going back to google . It all makes sense now ... Shower dude ! ! That's really not a valid question so you get these ... first big bird now cobra commander why the hate to our childhood mittens ლ ( Just read it to my girlfriend and she's laughing at how accurate it is . A gaming laptop ........... Lady Gaga's fashion styles are catching on its $ 1.99 in the store That looks like my father Immediately regretting my grammatical error I don't understand why you put this comment , I really do ... Considering your first comment was pretentious , I find this amusing . Next , you might attempt to threaten me , which would also be amusing . My fish guy says that " sushi grade " is fish that's flash frozen on the boat , minutes after it's caught . Believe me , I was fishing ( I misunderstood then . I thought you were insinuating that Matt Smith's Doctor was not the Eleventh incarnation , which there are still some people that claim that by claiming Paul McGann's Doctor isn't canon and Matt Smith is therefore the 10th Doctor , to which I say . OH GOD . Washington is better than New Mexico by 0.024 and we're worse than IDAHO Some of the " friends whom you battle " piss me off as well , such as Bianca from BW / 2 . I'd be en route to a Pok émon Center with dying Pok émon , and she'd stop me inches away from the town saying " Let's battle ! " they have different sizing systems in other countries ... just in case if you didnt know ... And boy , was that unrelevant . I tried to go get the fluffy beast but my foot got all cut up You were probably giving him this look I viewed the pic on my ipad through the photo stream ... Is that a problem ? Yes , I could've just uploaded the photo with AB from the stream but then it would have been the whole pano , and not highlighted this zoomed in section . Yes , I could have used PS Touch to circle the area in question . Yes , this was easier . Final Cut Pro would like to have a word with you . Am I the only one who is worried by the President's dismissive attitude toward bayonets ? We're going to want a lot more of them when the zombie apocalypse starts Yeah those two statements are definitely interchangeable . but what if she actually stopped reading in between ? Just watched it ... fuck she makes me wanna troll . is that a salamander ? ? " While the * * Cardinals * * may be the team name of Stanford ’ s athletic program " What are those things ? Sausages I read that as " fapping " While reddit was down , I decided to clean up my bookmarks . kept clicking on my bookmarked reddit threads , and being equally surprised each time the reddit is down page came up . then , I'd be like Karma whoring at its best . Those borders . Get off Reddit , go watch Monty Python's Life of Brian . Now . If this was in PA or KY ... It may of been my grandma's ... > 2 years , 1 year , 24 minutes ... Just cutting out the middleman I see . Call the cops on them . I put my finger down , and my iPhone decided to provide me with a magnifying glass of the area in question . Came here expecting a picture of a bus what's with the music Fuck you Riot . Another $ 100 incoming to my RP balance . They said it was free . So free . The whole time I'm like " omfg I don't drink diet soda ! ! ! ! " I agree . Hence We're all infected Dinky ? Really ? Well it could be an ego that some have on the internet ( not implying anything ) or just the fact that they know it's the Internet . Wouldn't all of the N / A albums all appear together for each band ? It would look the same , the band would have one very large number of songs on an album titled N / A , when it should be broken up over 4-6 albums . This is such a headache . Says the guy posting on Reddit That makes me think of the pizza rolls commercial where the brain dead kids can't rotate their heads 45 degrees to see the food . Then instead of hanging up they put the phone in the freezer . no because the water would recirculate and you would be showering in your pee .... Assuming you have enough strength after weeks of living on a few hundred calories a day to lift the axe . OMFG a bug that came out of a vegetable .... So , you're taking Amphetamines , and you're wondering why you have muscles and are lean ? That's not " fast metabolism " , that the drug . But , then there's the voting machines . No problem Just for emphasis , You did that on purpose ... I didn't know that even existed . Yea ! Screw Veterans ! At least it looks better than it did a month ago - the sidebar used to take up half of the page We deep fry beer ? ! ZOMG , SO CRAZY ! ! ! This video just made me Alan's all like : They only work in the States ... Sad for us germans and all other non US countries Why no sharp igzo display ? This was their chance to double resolution AND battery life . Corinthians , the only brazilian team there . I am seriously disappointed , I bought the iPad 3 about a month after release , now a 4th one ? Why the hell couldn't apple just give quad core CPU back with iPad 3 ? ? What saddens me the most is all the people who'll get rid of it to get the new one I like how the suit can survive a tank projectile and crashing into the earth at high velocity with just a few scratches in previous films ... but manage to be destroyed by a small , fiery explosion in this trailer . Will they be putting up ghosts or will they simply put up pictures of former residents ? I work in politics and we got a request to fill out a survey from a Patients ' Rights groups . The subject of the e-mail ? " Our patients are dying to find out your views on their rights . " As far as I know They said its the same as wearing just leggings . WHOSE PENIS WAS THAT ? ! So , I was with my friends at a park and we were chillin like villains next to a baseball field . ( Left field ) and after about 10 minutes of being there a little league game has started . About half way through the game one of the kids batting hit the ball and the ball went towards center field , and for some odd reason the kid in left field decides to run into the fence behind him , like literally smashes his faggot face into it and just sits there till the next inning . my dentist's name was Will Hurtt Yeah that swastika was really noticeable in the last picture . Should have seen that one coming But imagine the smell Did you really post the same thing to atheism , bravetheism , MSF and braveryjerk ? In robo cop where the guy drives into the acid tank That was an incredibly stupid / trusting move . It paid off in spades , but geez ... I read that as , * Breastfeeding * with my grandparents . Then you started talking about licking yogurt The other cool one is when the QB feels a light breeze go past him and immediately starts looking around for a flag . Maybe the blindness effect ... ? This looked good until i read the title and saw it was vegan : i was in line at subway the other day , overheard " i cant wait to get my student loans , that new iphone is way better than my old one " I would not be speaking to you either if you had done what I think you have done , ( Using full stops instead of question marks That is ... So far away ... You take those damned stickers off * right now . * I understand nothing here . You're very welcome ! I've learned to just avoid the snack aisle completely unless I'm really craving Jacked Doritos . Then all bets are off . Options for Aston Villa and Wolves , but not for West Brom . My jimmies are successfully rustled . Im pretty sure i'd date any guy who had a stormtrooper or darth vader costume . I don't know why but i find it hot Wait , so you appeared at his house , stark naked , out of the blue ? That's disgusting man , get a life . Are you comparing immigration to the forcible enslavement of war captives ? I'm scared to sleep now No , it belongs in / r / potato Dying laughing in my schools library only to find out the kids blind I knew you would have something to say about the accent . I read that last line as butt sex really safe . Whole new meaning to your story . How such a vital and sensitive organ was placed * outside * the body And yet when they had kids a martini and a cigarette during pregnancy were normal . So based on a probability , it's ok to discriminate all women based on if they might have a child . Make sense ... even if you are turning away a good employee because of something that may never happen I just love how the nappers makes the sight for sore eyes go So when Reddit was down , I was like " Hey , I should go to 9GAG to see how much shit they repost from Reddit . " I saw this there . He is Ra's al Ghul were assuming that's his mom ! it could be ... someone else There weren't any related threads in the first 10 pages of this sub . TIL that reddit is a good place to learn how to commit a mass shooting S'up with that cat's balls ? If you're 13 , you shouldn't have cleavage showing . April 3 is my bday ... Fire and water Not found . Not found . me fist to felas .......... Somehow I see DancesWithDaleks everywhere , so I still remember a lot of the details . Right , let me just go get that for you ... Ann Coulter has always perplexed me . How is it possible for someone like her to exist and be accepted by anybody ? The only logical explanation is that there is a sub-society of egoist maniacs with a worldview so myopic that logic and reason even in their most limited nature are hated and ignored . But it seems almost impossible that in a developed nation such a place could - oh right the South Im a normal normal Yes I'm pretty sure this is one of the top comments on the original . Very clever . Wait , duckduckgo is doing this whole thing talking up how they " don't track you " the way google does , but now they're doing the whole affiliate link thing ? TIL Mike Tyson spent three years in prison for rape .... At least you didn't copy and paste it off the Internet like some people They look like twins Ummm .... what ? Your name says otherwise Yup , and everybody on Reddit says , learn traditional Chinese characters so it's easier for you to learn Japanese kanji ... I've been running the rtm since its been available and I completely agree with his review . I hate the animations in metro etc . Even with my top of the line i7 , everything takes longer to do because I have to wait for animations . I also hate how Non customizable it is , and how inconsistent the design is . System settings are a perfect example , some are in control panel and some are in metros settings . It's a disorganized clusterfuck I got my eyes on you eastern australia , and yourself ? Yeah , there is . Good thing I was actually sniping . Not if I cut you * first . * is , that , comic sans ? ! what else do most of the modern DJs than pressing play on their macbook LMAO . Yes we can . Hope . Change . I thought they were meant for eating ... So you totally pass over the fact that it was not constructive criticism at all , the way you claimed ? And you did not put it that way . You said her forehead is big and her eyes are too big and her smile is creepy .... Sorry to disappoint you , but it ended with my gf , ex and me going to her room . Sounds fun and it was kinda fun , but you could just see the jealousy of each one oozing of them if I even turned to one of them for a minute IMO MOBA games aren't fun , period . Doesn't know how to spell either " Get a god damn grip So it's her fault she was murdered ? Brilliant . That would be cool if Mars had rings . Maybe next time we should try a picture of Saturn or Uranus . They knowss edit : * * They call it Dr . Who > I suppose you've already spent quite a bit of time with it , certainly enough to figure out how unusable it is Which have the same monsters as B / W .... He meant , going from the lobby ( where you can see your friends , profiles , buy stuff on the store , etc ) to the login screen ( the screen right before the lobby in fact ) . Of course they don't want to let you quit a game and start another one before the first one is even finished , that would be stupid ... ( Yes I am looking at you DotA 2 Way to steal my content Not if it has an everstone ... INCEPTION ! Dried fruit and a bowl of oatmeal is your cheat meal ... Yeah , I realized that after another redditor mentioned it . I didn't bother reply / change my comment becuse ... the joke was pretty lame Another thing , if US companies get their shit together , companies in the Philippines ( my poor , proper bra deprived homeland XD ) will get their shit together . The smallest size available there is 32A as well , and just about anyone with small breasts will squeeze themselves into any A-cup they can get their hands on . And anyone who is a little more well endowed stuffs themselves into B and C cups , because those are big right ? I was confused on why the roof looked weird then I realized the whole thing is off the car and put sideways it's a good thing to practice . just not during an hour of power ..... You're such a badass No no , it's ok because he supports Romney . Then who are they ? And why does that license plate say " child " ? I think I might have a DHMO addiction .. How do I cure this ? Turn off the tap ? No sorry my words do come off a bit sarcastic don't they ? No he is genuinely intelligent with most things but he is a bit full of himself so he thinks everything he says is right now more than ever since the day he joined the debate club . Now the problem with this is that when I bring up MR issues with facts he says I " Think I am right about everything and that I should stop acting all pretentious " . Yeah , I drove my flivver along the old post road through the hamlets of Elnora and Fort Orange to get there . Okay , how do they do that emoticon ? Oh yeah . * * This sounds vaguely familiar , almost like the premise for Halo 1 - ... wait ... Why ... did I think it was going to be okay to click that ? ? ? " Privacy in churches " I hope you don't go around impersonating me 5th ? Even with * Jeff Backus * ? What do you mean ? They aren't sorted * at all * . > Rice bran oil ? To cook with ? You old ... OK fair enough , but after I log in on that page , it then redirects me to create a new account again " People who knows " Pretty sure this is bread and cheese . Melted cheese Its kind of like buying something online and just after it shipped having it drop by 20 % Adams and Broad downtown . It's hard to miss Christ , walk around with D cups and then fucking tell me it's great . So that's the supposedly amazingly funny SNL I've always heard about but never seen What makes you think that ? Right . The HTML for What the heck did I just watch and why am I fapping to it .. Dude , get out of there while you still can ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ Wow never come to my home then I can't think of a peanut jar I haven't violated . Edit : having issues getting back to that message that actually sounded wrong I meant scooping peanut butter out with my finger " This remembered me a game " ? Pocket call . As in , the phone was in his pocket . As in , the call was placed on accident . As in , he didn't use the phone while driving . Who showers without soap and shampoo ? But ... isn't that what it's * supposed * to be ? You forgot about AOL . I feel like I just got voted off a dating show :( . My grandma has Peter pan ... TAKE ME BACK PLEASE With a username like that I'd be kinda scared to let you near that area They haven't chanted " Barry " since Barry Manilow , according to Tim McCarver . tagged as " baseball sucker I just realised I have a real phobia about toenails . Ionno , me and my silent amigo were rocking every match without a word . You feel like a karma whore ? I don't give a shit if you're a republican . You don't give a shit that I'm a democrat . I don't make posts about it . This is not content , people I believe most people use I haven't even been able to get the pattern for the damn blasted infernal machine That's .. That's .. Too far man Chucky ! ! ! I'm 20 years old and still Terrified of that thing Are you fucking kidding me ? Yes , once . Woman next to me also doing abs : I see what you did there .. No . Only if you would be able to get a support player to give you ammo . Holy Jesus what do you watch ? ? ? ? Download ? If there was ever a time I made the Watch out when you buy Chorizo ... Most brands use soy now Pulled from Australian store as well . Anyone know why ? Mako-chan is moe as a girl . Not sure what that says about me ... How does she not feel that yeah ok I'm done Damn , wish I got a deal like that on that card . It's shot up to $ 250 on NCIX The fact that the middle one is pixelated is really trying to give it the Asian porno look ... Wait . Do you make your own French fries ? Your own poutine ? Are you single ? Can I move in ? Will you marry me ? ? 2 Divine's that were completely forgotten I just noticed , what is that thing hanging from his shoulder by his waist ? Is that a dead lizard ? And a 33000 employees worldwide , 70 handsets deployed in Australia . Way to misrepresent facts by implying implications Yes , because 60 ' s rims and tires are so awesome and offer so much grip My wallet would look at me like Well , then that makes it all better . Really , Reddit ? We're just posting shitty jokes made by politicians now ? There's a hidden double meaning in there somewhere Pfft . Only took me like 2 years ... As an owner of a G15 + MX518 with just hotkeys bound all over with their software , I'm still not banned . Friends at work with various Logitech gaming keyboard ( G110 , older first gen G15 , some G19 ' s ) didn't either . Something's fishy with this story I'm going to be a psych nurse I'd try to find a way to modify the guy from Nintendo Mormons are heretics ! Nestorian Christianity is the only * real * word of our Lord . You're the only one . I can't get over the title . " I * was * wanted " . Looks like a rock made of hair I like how the mom is like " Oh my God ! That term ( Renaissance man ) doesn't mean what you think it means . Unless you're like me and a web developer for a public institution and your salary is plastered in the newspaper every year . Hajaha okay ! That's different ! It's actually pretty funny because I can sort of relate . My close friend plays hon with me almost all the time and the thing is that he mutes everything ! No sound , no music , no nothing ! Everyone remember them . I should start by saying I should stop driving until I give birth :p Every time I've gone to put my car in reverse in the last week or so , it ends up in neutral Be high . They wouldn't help me ... Friends with benefits is sure to get me in the good books with the missus , plus ... I like the movie I'll get right on that ! That was a high school teachers quote for the yearbook , they wrote " if you choose not to decide , you still have to make a choice " I was thinking she actually tried to fix it by putting it in a toaster oven or something You were eating a caterpillar ? What boyfriend ? I believe . . . what I choose to believe . My mother decries Snopes " because it's owned by a proven Obama supporter " and declares that I , at * 41 * years old , am ' too young to * really * understand what's going on ' ..... Man up and grow some fucking whiskers ! Hope you cut the power cord Yes but " What about the infection that could be caused ... Plus , the dogs don't have a way to say yes , so how do you know they are liking it ? Yeah cos that definitely wasn't planned TIL - You ... * really * don't want to know . It already is hard I'm not sure who's fault it is here . See I would love a mustang for my first car , but instead I have my dad's old Hyundai . Dammit minimum wage job We had the flag first . I was like " hahahahah clever " , saw username , " Fuck Yeah ... Repost from / r / apple I'd like to chime in and also say that since this is the Halloween week for some festivities , bringing a costume along is highly encouraged , though you don't have to though I will give you a Straight dudes can like it up the butt ... If you want a girl to be sticking stuff up there it's not gay * * Dude * * > you can even use I don't even ... Plus working at a restaurant and having bronchitis . I hate you and your awesome friend .... Both of you make me sick with your funny and lovely friendship . Damn your witty Text message based One Piece banter .... Eddy Curry time . My friends and I have a ' worst present ' contest . It is exactly how it sounds . Last year I got Hentai The only one we really need anyway is Right , because who ever needed to know about how the government works or what has happened in the past ? I have a feeling these aren't going to be very reliable answers Hahahahaha hilarious ! This is the funniest thing I've seen today ! Vancouver here , I must know where I can get an eighth for $ 20 I knew the clamps would get some Ask they why they hate people with wide feet ! They beat us and have a better record this year Why do you hate flavor ? Jail-breaking an Apple product okay , Jail-Breaking anything else illegal . Especially MoCo , which contains 1/6 of Maryland's population and is one of the few blue counties in the state . Hipsters never admit that their hipsters What method of measure involves a kush After this storm , there will be no hills to run to ... And a giant red spot . As a 36 year old in the same position , get off my lawn . Am I the only one to see the kid in the background of this picture ? Just like me I came across a hard core MR group on the web once accidentally ... can't remember where , but it made my stomach churn . Rape isn't a crime , because men should be allowed to take what is rightfully theirs , and men shouldn't be punished for something that only lasts a couple of minutes and the women just has to have their legs in the air But the pic displayed in this post is an example of perfectly acceptable behaviour . 5k Netflix . You assholes don't know what your doing I LOVE ME SOME SMASHING PUMPKINS BUT $ $ $ Why do you visit a website that you don't like ? If you commented , then you are registered , so why register at a website that you do not like ? I feel so old when I reminisce about way back in the day of those 3D video games . Yep . I would have took that like a champ This title is deceptive No i mean he will ... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh don't try to sweet talk me ! I know * your * type ... Why is this the second time Reddit has sent me to a shitting-hippo video today ? well what are you doing online at this hour and responding right after my comment ? Those techniques are ridiculous even if they did work you are essentially tricking the other person I came here looking for the answer to the joke when I couldn't figure it out . I kept reading until it clicked , " mine " is not referring to the TV but the black guy running ; i . e . a slavery joke I'm willing to bet after the lights come up , there's a lot of I just looked at her twitter feed , she just keeps digging herself deeper and deeper while insisting that this comment wasn't addressed toward all trans women " just the predatory ones " And this is in / r / wtf becaaaaause ? Why is " you " written " u " ? Haha I always see that when I head out to SPI ... First time I saw it I did a double take ಠ_ಠ I'm sorry but I don't believe a single word of this comic . Hallucinations ? ! Smoking an 1/8 th on your first session ? ! I bet you lost your virginity to the 4 hottest girls in your school at the same time too ... Welp , never going back there again . And promo code says invalid . That Blacks stick together . A bat somehow made its way into my basement , and I had to catch it and let it outside . They're only cute outside . I'd get a lot more bitches if I could stop calling them that .. > if you're an iPhone Reddit user who doesn't know what Alien Blue is … Wow ... Wow ... Did you just make a joke about people dying in the Holocaust . Just wow ... They didn't leave the cheese on the station but returned it to Earth ? It's like $ 35,000 a pound to lift groceries to the ISS . Did you ? Yeah , drag into this the only one exception / example possible . You know exactly what was meant . Your priority isn't " having drink " it's socializing . You aren't getting wasted , otherwise you can't taste the beer . That's not having drinks . > > if you're an iPhone Reddit user who doesn't know what Alien Blue is … OK ... this is basically just an ad for a law firm . Un tieing fucking EVERYTHING . New toy ? Before he even starts on the wood he unties all the strings so the blocks fall to the floor . He then ends up playing with the wood blocks on the bottom of his cage . If you lived there during season 1 , how did you not notice the pit ? Is ... Is that a wii So true everyone overreacts ! I keep my teeth clean so it's not big a deal Doesn't just have to go sideby side it can go in and out You had * one * job . This is why we can't have nice things ... in this case the victims were children . Yeah , that's pretty hilarious stuff . I tried the MP assault pwo a bit back and I went to sleep two hours after coming home from the gym . It didn't strike me as odd until I read about sleeplessness after taking it in reddit . Yeah , I started the application process for Rakuten , and now I'm getting spam from Buy.com ( the American company they bought ) Yeah , Texas should secede ... just give us the capital ... Next time ? You , sir , can fuck off . Try squats . Legend says they'll stunt your growth ... Boss strolls to your cubicle , " I'd like to talk about those earnings rep .... oh . I see . " i need a banana suit Why is kog'maw's jax fucking Ahri they're supposed to be protecting him not fooling around Says the guy with no chest for signs . Again , as a holder of a biochemistry and a geology degree , I can't sympathize Well at least they aren't using City And during any time in my days ... It's a mind drug > Aaaah , I see . So when he approves something and it goes through , he wasn't working " bipartisan . " He was just going along with it . Got it . Bagpipes holy shit why are they an instrument What do you mean you want his dick to turn into a duck ? Why ? New premium only feature that will make up for the removed promised weapons So where's the " full story " you promised ? This is funny until it happens and you * didn't * devolve lethality . I had an infected person live for like a month with organ failure , coma , and paralysis . I know that feeling all too well . On 25 different pages ? Stats can only fall 6 stages I did the GGG part just earlier this week , the rest of the story is a total mindblower for me You won't buy a skin that changes how you look in-game because of the splash art ? Oh . Am I the only one who enjoys just masturbating ? I found keys which make sense . mfw reading last line : How can participation be decried ? " It's time for some lunch " ... Possibly the worst shit I've ever seen in 35 years on this planet not set to same time When you find out , let me know . I've got 100 Euros I need to change to dollars , and First Niagara wants to charge me something like $ 30 to change them for me . Married ? My teacher had this up on her smart board today I first read that as Ejaculation ... Doesn't belong here But it's hurting my class rank as well as my school's passing rate on boards . You guys are a bunch of lightweights . This gif is just too smooth F1 pinnacle of car control . Damn , you got down voted ... making fun of taxes is frowned upon here . You know why I agree ... it's photoshopped * " 2 minutes ago " * > " just the predatory ones " She introduced me to spacedicks Sweet dear Celestia , I know what cardboard cuts are like , and then when you try to explain to your friends that you got cut by a * cardboard box * , they look at you funny . Dude . I wish I was an Asian man ... wear costume and tell anyone that asks if I'm PSY that * actually * I'm dressed as James Bond .... Way to promote science .. That's strange , because when I think " italian " and " pizza " I always think " Piggly Wiggly " … You could have just updated thru usb using the recovery menu ... Damnit people the shit Anet is including in these updates is awesome . Just fucking enjoy it ! My mum found my copy of Californication by Red Hot Chilli Peppers . She proceeded to break it in half then throw it away . But at least she understood that I had purchased it with my own money so as compensation bought me an Aqua CD . Truly ? Even those Muslims who are solely of white European origin ? Well that just sums up my life . Now what Why does our country not make up its own mind ? Starting ? I read that as " flesh-testing " lights . Who peed in your cereal this morning Ah ... Higher learning . He ... was * still * married all this time ? u guy are just tearing me apart Where do you live that grass is so cheap ? I don't even understand how this is possible . ahh , regular pepsi for the husband . you know , i have to watch my figure . who knew Wal-mart could be capable of such things ... THIS COULD BE A ROUSE ARE YOU SURE OF YOURSELF ? ! ლ ( DAMMIT . This made me sad . ლ ( Sir , I think you dropped this : * exactly * Really German " Top Charts " is translated as " Hitlister " . damn i'm proud of being greek ... Yeah , sure it's cool to mock and insult Americans ... Typical for you Europeans here on Reddit . Just gets old . attention to detail much What are you doing on the kindle subreddit persuading people not to buy one then ? ! Cakeday ? You're only 360days old I just saw this on Facebook , except it was attributed to Eminem . Half Life 3 Beta The disturbing thing is that with Google I can see this happening You love Texas because they use your tax money to fund and support private , foreign companies ? Aah , and it's the xpost from mildlyinteresting I don't know what I expected Oh yeah . Let her know all about it because my family wasn't going to say and they want kids together . Her reply : " I'm sorry you feel that way , but I've known him for a year and he would never do a thing like that . " ... Got the whole thing for the 3 . time today ~ ~ Wait , there are tags it's * illegal * to remove ? For some reason , I'm extremely uncomfortable . 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I'm not saying the engineers are always right , but let's be honest - if they can build it and run it , I'm sure they know something more than us . Damn ! This picture belongs in / r / wtf ... Don't you dare stare to me like that ! ! ! Also , put a shirt on dude . Duck lips . Your video is private . Not if I keep smoking weed it wont ... What are karma points good for ? You can't eat your friend's dreams Holy shit yur awesome ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I love it . But they look like burqas with eyes SL 144 Darkmoon here , I've been sitting around Anor Londo spamming BEO and wearing the ring , and you guys haven't been seen for 3 days Lakers fans , Lakers fans everywhere . Yeah , but one of those four will inevitably already be bad As a senior in high school with a job at McDonalds , I can say roughly 70 % of my check is going to gas . Sure you are ... That's something only a coconut would say . Gay pride Assemble your crew , Yeah I was at the game and heard a lot of booing . Was even told by multiple people that they wanted us to win so their coach would be fired . " vomiting the fetal embryo " by Dying Fetus . And I'm a guy ....... Shit happens ..... All of them ? Even covering the face doesn't help the situation I have come to this thread late to say fuck youuuuu all to everyone who got an extra hour in bed . On a night shift and had to work an extra hour You ... Yo ... You killed that xbox ... Also you should get a better psu , that one's mingin . you've obviously never been hand raped by a fat chick I'm impatient . I wanted to punch someone at the moment i saw it . Well , bandwidth .... Maybe ... I know ... So I guess my 5 yrs old nephew who is a Harry Potter fan is probably expecting to go to a witch craft school , playing quidditch and fighting evil wizards . I better go and have a talk with him . Be right back fellas ! What you said 17 minutes ago . I know how you feel , every time i play a basketball game i have to play as mostly black characters , at the most there will be 1 to 2 white players per team . It is ridiculous . You totally aren't just a bitter racist who cares what race a character on a video game is . Well , if it's any consolation , now it's in mine too . Being chased by a snake Shadow the hedgehog ..... I hope she's not planning on breast-feeding . Ink & milk don't mix too well from what I hear . He is poor because not only does he pay for porn , but he buys real physical copies Wait , what , no , just no ! 1 ) I thought the title said you sacrificed a 10 year old . Ajax get a free kick for fouling their own keeper You'll be raped in the ass by a man until his penis rips your organs apart Is it just me , or is the thumbnail for this photo a giant penis drawn in red marker ? 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This is never the case with " operating engineers " as you like to refer to them . It says Kennan at 3:02 This was on tosh . o video breakdown . At the end of the clip she gets up and walks away Who's been giving aspartame to this squirrel ? ? ಠ_ಠ " hear " For a second I thought it was the flaps on the cardboard box … Well they're going to have to remove the top post then . It's not a picture from BF3 . No matter how much you try you're not getting any free Lego Or maybe OP is just a pussy ... For the record , a squirrel standing upright , tapping on your patio door is a weird thing to witness . I guess holding only happens to the Bears O-line Story of my life .. Sick picture . I was expecting gay animals and you didn't deliver . I hate this shit . My neutral face is consequently a frown . I blame the brows . Go back to 4chan You're a creep ... Did he seriously just not fair catch that ? Not available on mobile Your dad is a huge fucking liar . 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The weather never changes I read somewhere dHoward now shoots 80 % free throws in practice It's real … To the OP and his very misleading title .... I loved Dexter's voice when he called Isaak . " Why were you in my apartment ... " deep throat a burrito " Litteraly guys , barely even a minute passed before you jump the gun with the comments ? the part that makes me question it is that it says " they struggle * unconsciously * with the decision " Ladyboners gw for fucks sake .. Me and the other guy can't * both * be wrong . I haven't purchased anything yet ! And as far as I know I only have intel stuff ... OOOHHHH man ... you save her child and that's the first words out her mouth ? ? That bitch would have got cussed the fuck out How is it not Mario ? * note the glasses System preferences - sharing - you'll see Meat post ... You had a pack rats in play and you kept casting other cards ? My family calls those crisp meat burritos from Taco Bell , Taco Time , whatever " Cat asses " I wish I didn't know why I don't have the Surface , but I do have Windows 8 . You can get achievements for certain games . To answer your question about your account , when you first boot up your device you will be given the opportunity to log into your Microsoft Account . Once you do that , the achievements you unlock will be unlocked under your account . One of the main reasons I decided to upgrade my OS was because of achievements ! That ... And I had Vista beforehand . .... She looks 15 . I've figured out everyone's costume but Dianna's And then posted to reddit You're making it even harder for me to realise that zelda is the girl It took me a few readings to understand what you meant by " chink " Wait for her ? You just sit there in front of your phone doing nothing until she texts back ? Gi is nothing but a stall technique , you spend more time fighting over getting loose than the actual techniques . Its ok , I understand , every Gi fan gives me the same unnecessary argument . No Gi , in my opinion , is nothing but technique and reps over and over since there is no stalling . It's faster and transitions from technique to technique allowing a person to think quicker about the next move . You get to read a persons body much better ... I could go on and on . Enjoy your Gi . Why would she hang out with that guy if she knows what he did to you 10 piece Brains . There's even an app for that . Captain Canada Sir you're a complete idiot And look how proudly he wears those medals he earned for murdering I know ! How quickly people forget ... I even had to remind my boyfriend of this won't ever happen . windows working with valve ? Britain Here . Go back to SRS So Reddits vote me down but can't comment ? ! Pussies ! 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I'd like to welcome Regina George , Karen Smith and Gretchen Wieners . Thanks for coming out Mean Girls . Appreciate the analysis that offers me absolutely no advice . ri * * b * * er > Stop making it sound like I have things in common with SRSers ! Nope , he's nicknamed hedgehog because he looks cute in a bath in bubbles ... I know that feeling . I used to work in the dental field but a previous employer screwed any chance for me to ever work again low ? ... Avatar and Dishonored ... I clicked it in class before registering it said NSFL You should probably try this over on / b / . I hear they * love * that type of stuff ! Well , he's got bigger tits than Leeloo . Word of the year 2011 I saw the black guy . Wtf That's terrifying a nurse doesn't know how to use a defibrillator That's why my life is awful ... I did ! Why weren't you there ? she's so attractive it actually makes me mad Hmm .. not a lot of inventory there .... Article quote " first person shooters such as Gears of War . " What are you doing inviting 6 year olds to your party ? Rick isn't a hipster that wears skinny jeans . caliber is a major difference Heaven forbid we trick or treat in November . Anarchy . I hadn't read yahoo comments i a long time . Some have CGI bong hits and exhales ... Those noises ... Halo 1 and 2 only completely revolutionized console fps This is the second add I've come across in / r / aww today the other one was for garbage removal I would want them to not completely tell everyone but perhaps , rather , to leak the information through hints , or uhhh ... through vague messages , like clues , like .. things like this .... 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We all know the term " for science " means " for masturbatory purposes " so How about we Kansas State Kansas State And now that song is stuck in your minds . * inception music * My Uncle is an idiot . He lives in Surf City and of course due to the storm , evacuation was mandatory . My cousins and aunt are safe at their Grandmother's , but alas my uncle thought he could " take the storm " , so now he's gonna be in there for a week with no power , then get angry when he has to pay for his rescue . Nice one there Uncle H . C'mon , Reddit ! This has only been posted here 99 times now . Lets's see if we can break 100 ! ... Why do you assume it's referring to * heterosexual * relationships ? Isn't Gdansk the Polish name for Danzig . Otherwise , I've had false information all these years . You are free to go ... But Im watching you , Kyle 2 He probably thought " Do I really need to watch this ? I have a big day tomorrow . " My S . O told me about all the interesting high school football locker room stories from his team . I would think he's talking about a gay club or something . They'd blast " dirty bit " and start dancing " plays cutting edge high-def games " This is exactly why he said to use a plastic tub ! Some people just don't listen . Well said , but GET SOME ! " the hobbits have precious ... " ლ ( My mother likes to call me Justinie Weenie when she meets a girl I'm interested in . Why the hell does a paid OS have ads ? Twist : That milky white liquid ain't toothpaste water On the shots of the Nexus 7 and Galaxy Nexus the time is 4:10 . I'm more perturbed with the daughter's bathing suit . We already saw during the Republican convention that Obama can control the weather . He's obviously just doing it again . HA HA HA Yep , I'm bound to pretty much upvote everything you post . I don't feel like I have a choice . $ 21.24 for Australians . The day I heard of a guy who banged a horse Why does it look like blood ? Lol sorry guess I was in a troll mood barely remember posting that TIL black people in the 80 ' s must say believe oddly I hate that sort of thing . I think sex is supposed to be romantic , not vulgar like that . And yet I still watch it . This reminds me : For the love of god can we just recruit a shooting guard " I'm glad we all got back safely " The fuck did I just read ? You ಠ_ಠ I don't like you . Your friends fuck cats ? The man donates a ton of time and effort to raise money for charity out of his own good will and you're wondering if he's doing it for tax purposes ? Jesus wtf is with some people , honestly Ad . Oh ok , I can wait . * looks at username * ... I don't know what you guys are talking about ... Next you'll be telling us you don't like Cowboy Bebop Sticky-icky is vaginal mucus according to Elliot on Scrubs ... I don't know what you're smoking It was funny before this comment . Clearly you're some crappy vi or pico user . Oh wow a son and father not voting for the same thing , sooooo brave and such a beautiful thing ... Lol does this NOT get said about any tattoo in here lately ? ! Oh fuck to the no In portrait ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I did trap it in plastic and double ply cardboard and whisk it outside . It proceeded to then run at me while I was trying to take the freedom photos . Noun ? Big ? Altus . Everything about that place was a fucking nightmare . Obnoxious tools infested the base while the local area was inhabited solely by retards . The local area was just one small square with a few fast food places , a walmart , and several dozen closed / closing businesses . The only way to have " fun " is to drive a few hours . You can choose either Lawton or Wichita Falls , where all you can hear is the Tech Schoolers / Army of Shepard / Ft Sill complain about how shitty their bases are I was told there would be boots . Why are there no boots ? So this conversation happens about every other day it seems . My girlfriend spent two dollars on a ringtone for her new iPhone last week . Ive been thinking that too , im more traumatized by the fact im not traumatized Ableton is only getting that now ? Seriously ? Just a day's notice ? Nice try SOPA Why are ' penis dog ' and ' Jogging horse guy in hurricane sandy ' included in this imgur album ? Is it just me seeing this ? Aw , gross . I went there and I had no idea Yeah , BBC headlines like " World awaits royal wedding " didn't hint toward any egotism at all My cousin's husband was stationed in North Carolina ( is stationed the right word for that ? ) because he was in the military . That winter , she goes , " It's so cold down here ! It almost hit 50 degrees ! " ... more ? So this is what happens to our body parts when we donate them to science . Still used the majority of the cast . That's all I'm concerned about . Like I said , he still used the majority of the main character cast . But America is the continent , United States of America is the country Metal zone though ? Dont't fuck babies Sure , I always keep one around too And you wonder why we're paranoid .... Honey could kneel down over there and hold the chalk at the end of the logo so it looks like you did it ? Daddy needs his karma . Many times : Calling it now : Directed by Michael Bay . People wonder what's wrong with me when they go down my iTunes library and see 2 weeks worth of nothing but classical music . The travesty , the outrage ...... the game possibilities 13/8 ? Pssssh , I can do that in my sleep . Yes , finally ! But im afraid it will have achievements ... I hate them . Iam addicted to 360 achievements , and they destroy all the fun in games . Yeah , after the prequels , all I want is a bi-yearly Star Wars movie by Disney Looks like a I ordered my csr wheel last month and is on back order till November OH YOU'RE NOT SURE ? ARE YOU REALLY NOT FUCKING SURE BECAUSE YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE HE HIT THE COMMON LOON . Keep this bullshit in \ r \ wtf or \ r / pics . Your name ... I dreamt someone sent me two blank postcards with pictures of the Where the Wild Things Are that had been autographed by the author , and 2-3 days later the media reported Maurice Sendak ( the author ) had died . That's too interesting for this forum . it took me reading through half the comments to remember that i am a black asian can someone tell me what this is ? didnt look at the photo Star Wars ... Episode 7 ? ? They probably will replace it or fix it free , they have replacement phones in stock , I know from experience Terrible sample size pulled from regional and aged specific demographic . At first " oh wow they met Anne Hathaway * looks at title * Oh my fuck ! ! Don't give them any ideas . I too witnessed horrible destruction Showing your butt while you pee is the best part of being a kid . Well it was for me . It was the best p ...... Really , greenpeeas ? Totally singed . It says hurricane Andrew on the left And black males overwhelmingly support Obama ... What's your point ? People get their jimmies rustled , not their rustles jimmied Dude not cool ! Not sure if genius or sadist It'd be awkward if he weren't I WAS being serious ! I find that showing other people is like rewatching it again myself because I get to see other people's reactions to all my favorite bits . Lol @ the faggot ass bulls fan on his period . That's not what I ... that answer ... huh ... okay then The only thing that frustrates me more then young earth creationists is homeopathy teachers * * Jizz hands . I guess haha Because all rape victims are promiscuously dressed women walking around early in the AM . Line on the cheek is too low Came here expecting a joke . All I know , is if there was a god , and a heaven , hell is where the party's at . Amirite ? It wasn't necessarily a " confirmed " Romney quote or source saying that he'd take down FEMA , so I guess he is using that as his excuse to flip it now . Are those bees ? $ 18 and sold by " shoe annex " Just ram her Look at that fucking outlet . Dem faces . That ride is in all their parks ... " even if " ....... How fucking dare you ? ! Morgan Freeman is the American Sir David Attenborough . Bloody Americans , always thinking you got all the good stuff first Wait , what ? ! I put it here literaly the moment it appeared on twitter and now my post doesn't show on the posts page , I can access it only through my profile page ... Did he just kill a Pikachu ? It also says " R . I . P KUK " ( r . i . p dick ) I must be doing something wrong , best I've gotten is a blue mod Don't worry , she'll get you baptized after you die . " 7 months ago " OP DID ask for opinions ... Yeah totally we should just let a kid who has the ability to know better , off the hook and not yell at him for destroying a comic > " And the fact that he calls weed " pot " ... Took MDMA , hit on more girls and got more numbers in one night than I did in 5 years prior to that Nothing wrong with you aside from pic # 2 Sometimes , I need to look at things more logically . Damn , that's nasty . I'm new NBA fan last night was my first time see game I see ray Allen drop 19pts for his team , not backstabbing his team You even would respect him while you bend over .... to dribble balls ? As long as her feet are still attached when it happens .. According to your ridiculous logic , Tim Duncan isn't a fan of the game Respect a man for stick , energy , and passion.You must love sex fantasy with a NBA man Or cake is candy Excuse me while I expertly blink when I fire my gun . I still remember the opening song . I would have guessed a reporter ... This name I thought she meant legalizing legal marriage . Just ... * Dat username ... * Especially if you're like me and you are forced to teach your wife how to cook ... Our 2 cats are the same way - they basically climb over each other to use it first . One also has an annoying need to always have a trail of litter from box to the food bowl ( which are in 2 different rooms ) . We have witnessed him going into the box , not using it , and just balling up litter in his paws to fling about after we clean the floor " Don't pick a lock you don't own or depend on " . Correct me if I'm wrong , but this looks like a door at an office or university ... You got me . I ran away screaming and crying while Boone handled it Oh geezzus . I have one of those in my office too .... Holy crap ! He does * not * belong here Not any Geekhackers either it appears ... If price isn't a concern , why are you staying at Kalay ? Nope . We tried that in the past . White people got the easy questions , and brown people got the hard ones Or when he does NASA cosmonaut Relevant username ? that's a screenshot Gonna have to put it down Because nobody's _ever_ heard that joke before . A game with well over 20 million weapon combinations and you want a new gun . I did also there was a couple of flies inside Micro tubules in neurons have quantum states that encode information ? As a premed this is news to me . Sounds extremely difficult to demonstrate and I am skeptical . Because flawed women are hilarious subhumans while flawed men are cool Bluff City People should stop using TL ;D R , especially if it's longer than the first text let's not get carried away I was also curious what CP stood for . Then I found out . That ’ s no fucking dream - - I ’ ve already lost about a third of my teeth . And I ’ m only 40 . FML . Yes , have some random creep from the internet to meet your love interest , what could go wrong ? I was about to WOOOSH you , thinking he was joking , but he was serious Alright Bradford ! Now don't fuck it up " Event next month ? Why OF COUR $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ E we will have an event for November ! ! " Buck you guys , and your goddamn immature jokes . Making me laugh and such . As a dude with a beard : this is perfectly accurate It's called SRS-Lite and it is * * le * * terally for scumbags I hate that shit .. Have since I seen it plastered on reddits front page every fuckin day ! ! Read this as satan Yeah , I've heard that if you go to a shady town , shady characters may actually pickpocket you . I ended up losing a sniper rifle to one of them . I thought it was both You completely misused this meme . Yeah , I think that's the better question . This doesn't belong here Post-workout power move Alligators are very interesting creatures . I bet / u / unidan could tell us more . Havent seen him around lately Turkey lover ? Tularosa ... not surprised ... How does she go to the bathroom ? I'm not alone , dear god . This feel . I swear my ex-boyfriend found a butt-crack hairball once during sexy times . Us Indians also live in Forest Grove . Lipstick ? Who gives a fuck . What about that giant camel toe that goes up to her belly button ? No train washed away , the earth and ballast that used to be under / between the tracks washed out and the rails collapsed . If their was a train we'd see parts of it or the train itself ... As in a quick " root " , " fuck " , " bang " , etc . I'm assuming he's Aussie because I am , and that's what we call them , but then again , I thought everyone did I don't agree with killing an innocent reptile for acting on his animal instincts . So we kill him just to get an arm back , when humans are the ones impeding on THEIR territory ? ? ? Doesn't make sense " It started with her talking about liking lesbian porn [ ... ] " " EDIT : I guess I should mention that I AM married " I ... Don't follow ... Subtle ... How is porn identifying ? You used your real name ? Completely ridiculous pricing . A total rort Why do I have a boner ? Almost looks like he's not wearing pants . i don't know what i expected Nice try ATF . Baby balls . That's because they all work at a dealership and can just pass the problem along to the next person . " Never mind the noises coming from the toilet , the cat is actually enjoying this ! " © 2012 pixiv TOKYO JAPAN , The questions are answered .. JAPAN > And the title is called knowing So taking unemployement = good and volunteering for military service = bad ? I know I've been trying to form a response to that for the past 10 minutes and the best I can come up with is " What no . " Rugged Garen would like a word with you . I refunded my gatekeeper galio , got the rp but still had him Eventually I will be able to program the keyboard like I do Autohotkey ( I use a LOT of Autohotkey When the cops came to my elementary school they had squirt guns that they used on us . … Episode 2 of Duke Nukem 3D . Lunar Apocalypse . I don't know whether to It clearly says Half Life 3 sounds in the 2nd text screen .. Clearly valve is on to something As a forest invader , I can confirm this . The forest is notorious for gankers . It's worse for the Forest Hunters , though . We invade ignoring levels , and even if we keep our levels down , there's nothing keeping us from invading , say , a group of three level 500 players . Of course no woman going say it , not with people having your attitude and sex shaming them and making feel like the fucking scum of the earth . I though you were sex positive . This kind of post actually makes me quite sad bc I know I will never meet a girl that has the same looks as you and has such an avid interest in video games , or is adventurous enough to take such risqu é pics . That would be my dream girl . Though you're out there , I will never meet you . I can't name a favorite but I can sure as hell name a few days I * hate ! * I just graduated in 2012 . Never heard of the Poo Baron , that's really weird that that happened " Playing with ourselves " Actually am epileptic For some strange reason I read that last bit as " and yet I've never met him in prison . " Israel tried to do exactly the same thing to Arafat , but the bullet bounced off his Peace Prize . Hmmm , I appear to be stupid That anticlimax at the last The best . I was afraid I was gonna see black face . What in the ... You agree with Hitler ? > Also ; are they teaching these kids english ? Wait to help accelerate loss of linguistic diversity , social scientists HOW IS FORCE STAFF SHIT , WHAT WERE PEOPLE BACK THEN THINKIN No lightning connector seems legit ... No problem . I don't even ... Headphones are against the rules at a Ragnar relay race As a K-State student , I second your Missing so many characters .... Babies are so cute . With their pixel quadrupling standard , that will be 5.5- point font He doesn't have a BCD … he'll not be able to get back up ... damnit ... i need to finish halo 3 again and buy halo 2 ... ( its called overkill Piña fucking coladas I didn't see a single dick in space on that subreddit . I call shenanigans As someone from New York City ( yankee ? ) this was all some sort of jargon to me ... and yet you type ... I agree , but because you hoped kids died quickly I gotta give you the obligatory out of context Yeah and those pictures of guys that are posing like camera-whoring girls ? Please ... stop Yeah , that only leaves him with 2 billion dollars worth of Disney stock ( 40 million shares ) , It's not like he's profiting a lot . Touch é . I didn't think about going to the Frequently Asked reddit Questions ( FAr Q ) I find this funnier than I probably should ... lol .... Hey , I'm not a fuck , you offensive fuck . Fuck you , Troy . Definitely not the police officer .... Deep throat in the title of the song , I liked to imagine the 70 ' s hadn't gone that far yet ... How could you get downvoted for that . Is this what the world has come to ! because it would have devolved into her putting her fingers in her ears and screaming " LALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU ! " How can I do to get a normal flair instead of the That's my cat's name New support with Legendary skin This one's a doozy : my friend is a teacher in a less fortunate part of town , and one of her students was called La-A , pronounced " La-dash-a " Nah , he just hasn't found the right lady . She hasn't been born yet . That's cool , I didn't feel like sleeping tonight anyway where is that thrift shop O . O ( ok now im going to my local thrift shop soon .... ) and 19 PS3 ' s for $ 100 ? Because € 30 is such a massive life-changing amount . What the hell does Microsoft have to do to please you I cant believe this is being downvoted We'll miss you terribly ! I completely understand where you're coming from , though .. I've also found myself I feel like if you included that Asa would be in the AMA this would have gotten more views than the Obama one yay throwback logos ! My Rep ( for now ) - Justin Amash ( R ) opposed it . His wikipedia also states that his biggest hero is the father of Supply Side economics . Because I disagree with your statement that they would be worthy of aww . They might be nice ladies , I don't know . But I expect cuddly fluffy puppies and kitties here , not old people . What makes me give the Xin isn't an even fair champ .. I can mash buttons and kill anyone and not know what I'm doing The skin tone / eyes Hard reboots are bad for the phone . It's like pulling the plug on a desktop computer I am now I can't tell which bits are JD's voice in his head and which are just bad dubbing this sounds like a conspiracy hey ! Except jiggers are 15ml and 30ml , so it's not even a full shot Please don't say whipcrack . It reminds me of a shock site I once saw . That's gotta be hard to yell during sex ... You got a problem with Vegans ? Sheesh , my bad ... I just really like horses and was surprised to see them . Post is 4 hours old . Account is 4 hours old . I either have to look at her face or close my eyes when I'm having sex with a girl . Otherwise , my gag reflex would go off every time I see her cunt . It looks scary ! Just a tiny patch and it will be on the road again in no time ITT : People literally advise a person to rape their significant other The shoe is made of his mom's fur This guy has been a redditor for 5 months and has nearly 300,000 karma and all he does is repost I knew that we would reach the technological singularity sooner or later . But to think the Cylons would infiltrate our society in the shape of a mouse ? How is that not a " girl's responsibility anyway ? I work in Macy's and yesterday morning at 7am was when the Christmas music started . I don't know if I can make it thru December .. I see what you did there Oh man , you may not believe it but the thought crossed my sleep deprived mind more than once , part of the reason I made this thread ... My ignorance / confusing laws led me to believe that the ATF is like the boogeyman . I'd sign for the lower and get bagged and tagged on my doorstep . I double-checked . You .. You Don't get the reference ? The chase mission near the end is so bullshit . He's a fucking bullet being pulled by some fucking magnet . The problem i think is posting pictures of you and yourself completely naked on Facebook If it were a game like counterstrike , i could understand , but halo ... They don't really have any significant form of iron sights ... So Hurricane Sandy is caused by " climate change " ? ? ? That's what you're telling us ? Idiot ! * * WAT no footprints I don't ask this very often , although I often think it . But I have to ask : WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR MIND ? What the hell motivated you to do a search for " ass cannon " ? Welp there went my appetite , I was planning on going to Wetzel Pretzel too . Modern Warefare 3 in the disc tray ... Everything went great , until I read the last sentence in your comment . This was my English class's critical lens last year . Thanks for remembering the worst shit ever . Am I the only one who realizes that since our country is so deeply in debt that we couldn't possible afford universal healthcare at this time ! ? Or maybe he likes the feel of you touching his penis while you carry him Windows 8 fag Wrap your shemagh better . That was my face after the blade on mine recieved a dent . I don't plan to invest in gerber shit anymore as a result of this . Why is there a knife next to the xray machine ... Chile is going to have some LTE in the next year . 3G barely works for me there now though . Also , I'm sure it'll be reasonably priced Its odd that a gentlemanplusascholar did not realize that pumpkin was a food Jordan Hill looks like Well , I've been thinking , what if he hated his job so much he made himself get fired ? And I'm not sure what I did . It was unusual because he was the cashier and he wen't back just to cook it and lick it . My face was priceless . Idk whether to be pissed at the nerve of people or lol . As a normal person who draws anthrop art , You guys are all just a bunch of scumbags . stfu . Oh no kidding . Fucking Aaron's . I must resort to my final weapon : thats just what they want you to think . I am switching to a Lumia 920 from an iPhone 4 . I am bored and tired of the iOS UI and really love my mom's Dell Venue Pro that runs windows 7.5 . As I have watched Windows Phone 8 unfold and finally be released ( kind of ... AT & T ha . like we haven't heard that one a million times . after awhile , its stops being funny and just starts being a hate crime Relative to USB power , If your landline telephone is still up ( doubt it would be in recent events ) you can wire up a voltage regulator to the power that comes in through your landline telephone and step it down to 5v and connect it to a female USB connector . Free power through the phone lines , just don't let them find out YouTube , perfect for audiophiles . Charlton ? I think you mean Carlton ... Why are his jeans cut so short ? source ? I did marijuana once .... ONCE I once saw him in a mall here in Manila on an escalator . He was blatantly making out with a prostitute . Does anybody even CARE about what happened to the driver ? These comments , holy fucking crap ... shame , reddit , shame ... That cactus Ha ! It's reeeaaalllly funny , for the billionth time , as a female tech , to have the user say , " So you want me to put my CAC in ? This . I have upper-lip hair I wouldn't say it's dark enough to be a mustache ... I don't fucking care . It's barely even noticeable and if someone notices ..... get away from my face . > Edit : ... and it looks like someone else posted it in response to the OP also . Yes it goes from baking dough , to wheels , to marshmallows . Makes total sense And FarmVille gift requests I can still see a gorilla and a skeleton when I close my eyes . Thanks for the entertainment whilst blinking ... I felt like I had to add some fruit and veg so I wasn't judged Those sound like the same thing Ok buddy , you win . MDMA is super dangerous and every 2000th dose is a killer . Saw that at my nearest cinema too , my immediate reaction was " The Chevy Volt still has an internal combustion engine . It is essentially a hybrid taken a step further . It still uses oil . That was a lot of money to leave on the bench . Luckily I kept him , but unfortunatly , he's not my captain anymore My wife is due next week . Guess I should have read this 10 months ago . But ... looks just like ... Johnny Depp ... Not clicking that . DUDE she's like only 12 . Oh my god ... my girlfriend does this . All of it . Nearly every misspelling in that , and I just realized that I'm unhappy . I know she isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer , but I have to explain every single little thing to her . The other day , she asked me what the word " assertive " means . saplings give sight Owwweeee my eyes hurt now ...... Fapping to a 15 year old kid is totally better than fapping to a 9 year old . I just checked ( with a non-fullscreen Chromium browser ) and the site is still doing it . yes fox , because the one thing we learned from katrina , it's that you should wait at least ten days for relief ... Internet Explorer .... Dude you can't get the Challenge key by wifi That's hilarious ! I can imagine their " Around 6am usually . Living the dream I knew a guy who had the most racist deck ever . If I'm remembering correctly , it consisted of cards that would turn target creature black or red and cards that would then destroy target red or black creature . He called the deck " Honor and Privilege " because it was an honor and a privilege to be born white . Only brown person there . You got to be fucking kidding me ... I apologize . POST IT ! But just to clarify .. by " picture , " you do mean a film right ? Not an actual * picture * of the guy No sir , this is a video , not a book . Most people who say * that * don't know what socialism is . " It is big . It is black . It is beautiful . " Why would you do that ? ! ? The elderly aren't people Oh man , you made me remember something ... I actually thought he was pointing at those people in the video .. not at some terrorist shit ... See you guys , he wasn't punishing the homos with Sandy , it just slipped through while he was making this masterpiece . You should TOTALLY post this on r / adventuretime . You'll be sure to get upvotes there As someone who spends a lot of time in OM basement , things like this worry me Thanks very much ! Although my friends have coined the phrase Flamestamp Story ( with my real name , naturally ) to describe how I and my whole family tell stories . In text my stories paint a vibrant picture ( I am disappoint that it doesn't say " tomarrow " . W - ... What is the * fourth * oriface ? What a weird show from r / trees . And yes , she posted this of herself Dude ... I totally missed my first unprovoked waive today . I was driving between Frisco and Breckenridge , CO when a nicely set up TJ waived ... I was so caught off guard I didn't have time to return the waive ! Now that guy will probably never waive at a grand Cherokee again Why is this on my front page ? ! Puppies in a van wasn't working for you ? I still feel good . We just need to stop making stupid decisions . I'm looking at you , Copeland i'm still confused Halo : CE Cortana too ? And the bees in the hive pray to beesus Lol , I'm new to this town and it's one of the few places we know how to get to without getting lost . Moved from Michigan to Texas . I like olive garden thought it said " that brow " ..... Maybe they left the doors open ... Yes , which is why spraypaint on Stonehenge shouldn't bother anyone . Showed this to my lesbian friend . Her reply : " Had this fetish before it was cool " That is Jeffery Dahmer , quite possibly one of the United States ' most notorious cannibalistic serial killers Your sensitivity Sure let me just buy a plane ticket ... I did this with all the games ( that were able ) when they first came out Go on . how on earth would you know ? Hmmm I wonder if Gaddafi was only a Lt back then . Texas ? And most upvotes apparently We know , BurtShavitz . We know It was hourly even in the early 2000s , even for giant companies Yes , please keep me in your thoughts while you fap . Those satan-beasts are probably smarter and creepier by now . or the easiest way to NOT get pussy . Yes , because snowboarding is all about looking cool when your head splits like a melon on a tree . You . I like you . I was rooting for the sooners against ND , and I'm an ok . St . Guy ! But seriously , I root for you dudes ... Sometimes ... You could've taken 30 seconds to explain it . Oh , come on . I made my comment fifteen minutes before him , and yet he has twenty more upvotes . I always got : control + shift + escape . If the admin's have disabled task manager on windows it means a error message pops up when you press this . Lets just say 304 is the maximum window limit Myth busters confirmed the spark plug vs window . This one however Hey fuck you OP . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Is that really true cover for it ? It's so ... full of all things . Did you just create a throwaway , delete the comment , and come back to argue o_O ? * sigh * That means you failed the IQ component . You're supposed to be as thick as Cleetus . my girlfriend keeps hers on her bed , on my side Why is this guy getting downvoted ? He's making a joke ( atleast i hope so He talked to us while he played , but very vague English . I think he was from one of the Portuguese servers . He wrote " please dont kick " , " no kick please " and so on . On top of that he needed on everything . Just what the fuck is an " erector set " ? Acutally no , the " Why should these images be removed And this is why we need to get the FUCK out of there . Fuck , this movie pissed me off . So ... movies are a bad place to have a date , but swinger clubs are okay ? Wouldn't surprise me . He's probably butthurt about how badly Windows 8 blows . Don't get me wrong ; I'm not the type who thinks everything M $ does is wrong . Windows 7 was decent , and XP was da bomb . But 8 ... It's not working I wouldn't be laughing and crying right now if this weren't a serious problem . He's had that same email account for as long as I can remember . Incidentally , his inbox has 1000 ' s of messages . But he's giving a thumbs up My younger friend . ( 13 ) Thought it was a VCR ... How the hell does that have 97GB of space What the actual hell On the pc 13 hours a day without porn ? seems legit ಠ_ಠ Mike Derp , you're a dead man Just ... Why ? " Dick as hard as he wants " I think white people think black is racist , and since we are extremely paranoid over offending people ( well , most of us ) , white people go for African-American since they think it's the most PC term . I agree it is a silly term , I use black . And have been accused of being racist because of it The ending of Dishonoured was pretty awesome , not what I was expecting ! And I came here because I ran out of blue links on / r / funny … When changing for gym class , would make fun of me for not wearing a bra when I was in grade * four * . Seriously . Upvotes on facebook Your mom really called you that ? ? Skim milk .. Loads of skim milk coffees , lower fat ! How could it not be healthy ! You think forza is more of a simulator and gt5 is arcade ? Terrible lag for me too Maybe I'm not getting the right stuff ... a light year is a unit of distance not time No . Lagging like hell Jimmy Nielsen's tongue . Only ... And how could he play this if he can't afford a computer ? This picture is illogical because he couldn't even afford the game Oh ! Now i remember .. A & M fans ... I read that whole Wikipedia article Somebody wearing this suit won my company's nation-wide Halloween costume contest . The person who sent around the email with pictures of the winners labeled the costume " Tar Baby " . I don't usually ಠ_ಠ but ... Oh , it's easy , just do this : You dropped him for a bye week defense ? That's not running . That's driving shits expensive Grammar * And i think you meant All look same Someone should ban you and anyone with " detrax " in their username from all of reddit . Have a nice day Her name is Marin Like that one dude in Water for Elephants ... iPhone users can make a keyboard shortcut like I did ! My iphone types Well for one you can call us " women " and not " females " Too bad my house isn't on the west 88 % , down from 93 % . Oh cool . That was the second time Carl's been inside his mother . Yeah ... Okay ... That's the most fucked thing I've seen in a while Can I get a pre furnished apartment ? Roughly how much tho ? And I watched the whole damn thing . I just kept watching and all of a sudden he had to make the ketchup . THE GAWDAMN KETCHUP . Dammit , I liked that guy ... Oh it's ok then ... * just * some casual necro Sounds fun . This . I recently went to Florida and NO ONE uses their blinkers there . 80 mph on a highway , changing lanes ? No blinker . I actually asked my cousin ( who I was visiting there ) if use of blinkers wasn't a law in the state . On boob is bigger than the other Let stop this conversation now while we have it good Ohhh my dear lord I completely forgot . Must have blocked that out . It was ALL so awful . Ughhh not even a half a day Go on Don't know if i'm more grossed out by the chemical burns , or by the toenails Free as in you don't pay for it ... ? Illegal or not , I sure am glad they kept it to half-naked . While at a Christmas dinner with the extended family I showed off my ability to tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue , my aunt let out the woohoo sound and gave ma a come hither look . Reading this comment made me Michael " and then always the sucker I too was Godwin , thread over . That link will remain blue I refused to look beyond the thumbnails , but I did read some of those prevents comments , fetish redditors are fucking WEIRDDDDDDD And the people designing these abominations had to go to school for years for engineering . They are also paid very handsomely probably I heard a lot of good things about it and how they are a really good tool ( not that they're tools ) to help provide us with a little boost . I may take a look into it considering that finals are coming up and I may need some assistance in terms of organization . The new Pharma building , eh . I happen to live right in front of it . Little in the middle but she got much back . Check your god damn friend request Why is this so disturbing ? ! Not in NJ , we rescheduled it ... Well a high dose of DOB got me kicked out of college and I tripped for three days . You haven't seen overwhelming until you try to flip 3 maidens at once and keep your waifu Okay , Darth * * Lolita * * Wait what ? What kind of tie in with Blade Runner ? ? I'll second that . Down voted . One repost I can tolerate with a nothing response . Twice gets a down vote . Not to mention the fact that this is EVERYWHERE ! And the towel . You want to wipe the nether region dry but oh will you look at that , your towel is now stained cheese pizza you say On the way back from platte rover state park I saw a " Nike their ass , Take their gas " This is so cringe worthy that I made other people read it just so I could watch their faces when they got to the punch line . I wish my paperwork was sexy . The article said , " western . " I believe chow mein would be eastern . Redditor for 25 minutes ... Stock has been asking for a ( literally ) shit ton of stuff from me . I've been controlling it for some time now . I think I'm starting to break him . If my gifter finds all my / r / circlejerk posts ... Texas ... " 1000 days a week " She was going on a cleanse , but a few days in it ended up making her really sick ... So she went back to being a vegetarian ... You should What . Spent a lot of time trying to think of a name that I had not used on the internet before ( so that I could not be tracked easily " I certify and agree that I lose all my rights " errm , no . It wouldn't let me skip this That's the gayest thing I have seen all day - and I've been on reddit all day , so that's saying something . ಠ_ಠ " your " No my logic would say any one who lost to the packers but beat the chiefs could beat the packers .... if I actually believed that though at least the refs didnt cost your team the game you guys are making a big deal about a call that didnt even decide the game Where do I even begin ? Whatever happened with this ? Poor kid . But I guess if she wants to be a stripper when she grows up she's all set . Selective blindness much ? The book one is spot on ! I only loan to people who live in my house . I used to lend to people who were blood related to me , then my sister stole one of my favorite books that's now out of print and left it next to the toilet in her house where it got totally ruined . But they taste like shit without milk ... Quentin's class brought me here I always thought people were saying it in jest ? I'm so tempted to post this in [ 1 ] / r / conspiratard . Seriously , this subreddit is a mess . Wow ... welcome to the internet I wasn't aware that Linux had incompatible MONITORS at the time , but I guess 1600x1200 with a 60hz refresh rate is pretty unusual . Not sure if serious . That feel ... I used to date the son of a pentecostal preacher , and those people are very ... touchy . I don't like people I don't know putting their hands on me . They had no respect for anyone's personal bubble . Even sitting far from anyone else had no effect ... they would walk to " lay on hands " and make my skin crawl . ( So nervous that he got a boner . As a Colombian woman , go fuck yourself . Judging by the time stamp this gif is from the future Lots of pressure and repeated strokes with lube Not with my siblings . Hey ! Can we haiv sex 2 ? I'm escaped convict . I'm just trying to knock a hock in here . I see ... but that last part ... When I read amendment 6 I was like , Oh ! I just thought of it , it would have been soo much better if he could have waited to be killed in the last finale . His death would have been more memorable and epic , instead of being killed in an open fucking field Oh , damn you guys ! Well I'd love to sign up but apparently I have no credits because I'm not done with the Trick or Treat for some reason . I shipped my gift , my giftee got it , my santa shipped their gift , I confirmed I got it . What's going on ? Might want to get your butthole bleached ! ;) Thanks for your answers ! A colorful response to #11 . Sure . you sure know your hookers I'm really nervous about anything I've ever said now I'd rather jack off with sandpaper you fucking bitch . Did you even read the post ? I wonder who's going to be licking that cheeto dust You scared my penis . 100 gallons would be like hundreds of pounds . Like 700 or so . Dem stickers ... ლ ( And he uses Lopunny because ... she's hot ? Is this really news ? This could be my mom ... You have to be fucking shitting me .... Now ... being the non computer savvy self I am , can you explain to me the pieces you listed ? I understand the RAM , graphics card for better performance I believe . What is the difference between i5 / i7 processors ? Why SSD + HDD combination ? Why above 500w power supply ? What's an Optical drive ? Shut up ! I usually grind my teeth and make the My kit lens , because it's the only one i have * I'm * terrified of her laugh You did not just say that you were on G + Aren't you in vanguards now ... Uh oh , I'd better get out then That escalated quickly Is that ... actually your anus ? " He is not a crook , he just wanted to kill people ... " It is funny that your account is only as old as your post Come on now . If you're going to post that , it could at least be on something relevant . Oh god . I immediately started hearing vacuum cleaner noises in my head . > If he wounds me during foreplay ( But that bullet button ... stay classy reddit alien eye Holy Fuck Why didn't you tag it as NSFW ! ! ? ? ? Get out . The earth will be so hot that mammals will die out , and reptiles will survive , evolving into dinosaurs . Another meteor will crash , and the next ice age will occur . Then humans will evolve and become smarter and the cycle will continue . Rough mix right ? Those vocals are way too brittle on the top end OBAMA IS GOD ! ! UPVOTE ANYTHING AGAINST MITTENS 1 ! ! ! 11 ! DOWNVOTE ANYTHING AGAINST OBAMA ! ! ! 11 ! ! ! Because .. Japan ... Who said that's a girl ? Don't touch any parts inside ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! If you don't know how to discharge the capacitors , then you must get a repair tech to open it and get it out , or risk death . Other than the tubes , don't touch a thing in there that you don't recognize and have knowledge of . WE GET IT ! Our states suck , weknow . Some states acutally have segregated proms ? What are you doing fucking your ex-wife ? Oh , well in * that * case , I'm sure the manager would let it slide ! Oooh we have some common interests . My favorite character is Sirius Black , I met my SO on WoW , I do technology , and I'm unwillingly also a vampire . And my kitty is also spastic . Seriously she runs rapid circles around the couch . It worries me sometimes . Yeah , maybe the rate hasn't increased as much as the percentage of cases being reported , or maybe Vitalstatistix is right , hard to tell Thank you for the tips ! I tried my best organising my thoughts but I know it's sometimes a mess every person is different , he said he googled Oh god , I remember my mom making scrambled eggs , even brownies and cupcakes nah , really it's redditors ( if you want to address them as such ) I think there are too many 14 year olds on here for me to deal with sometimes Needs more Yea that's not a red flag .... > What are you doing fucking your ex-wife ? You're an asshole , you marked up my wall . I remember when ' When I Grow Up ' by the Pussycat Dolls came out a lot of people were singing " I wanna have boobies " instead of " I wanna have groupies " from the chorus ... That sound like a breakup story of mine It's the most interesting vehicle in the world ... > Now , since I don't say sorry as much ..... She yells at me for not apologizing . > I wonder how many fraudulent votes were cast while they were out ? Get off my lawn . Nice try , bud light ... " I've been brewing this all day to pop later " . <- It will be . It's a game . [ ] ( / ppserious ) its a space I remember that fast food cup . :D Thank you for that sub-reddit , I didn't know about it ! I will definitely check it out . Also , I feel really bad for that student pilot then ( and worse for his instructor ! The " right " to take weekends ? Camping should never involve picnic benches Bloody hell This is a rat Not everyone is from America ಠ_ಠ not I was forced to smash my evangelion DVD with a hammer ( those into anime will know ) it was a rather collectible special addition DVD with a picture of unit - 01 on the front . My grandmother said it was standing over her one night while she tried to sleep . can't stop Nice try Domino's employee ... oh , crap . foiled . I like reading old stuff . Now what be you implying mister ? Goodness , I've never heard someone say " hyper-bowl . " I hope it stays that way . Yes ... thats 4chan alright . A cop told me how to avoid getting pulled over if you're driving drunk ... Hardly . Pourquoi une des rare fois ? I still don't see how the handbook does not cover this . ' jet skiers ' Not your hand . I go to this school too . Oh my god I called it " Capital City ' , didn't I ? Obama is a manipulator Romney is dumb pffff poor america An ... ass blaster ? Took me way to long to figure that out I'm terrible at math . But even I can be financially responsible . They must be running for president They sell the delicious snack that is Munchies in my school's vending machines ... they know ! let me aks you a question ... Looks like a penis . Totally counts ! Unless it was someone else's ... I was going to rant saying " DO IT NOW ! ! ! " Then I remembered it had to be at 12:29 pm . I'm so silly . I guess the multiple wars and numerous lost heroes is still not worth an hour in an Americans life . She is outside the show , they definitely dress her down . That dead tooth ... I only enjoyed this . gif because it is massive . Everyone other 5,390 fans . I would , but I must be an approved submitter God dammit , I was an hour too late . Here's your upvote , I guess I'm not as unique as I think I am . > Remember when blizzard made an amazing game for them and they said no that will never sell I cringed at your username When I was a kid I wasn't even allowed to play M rated games . Now these moms take pictures with their kids pointing a gun at them . Thanks jerk , you just opened up Windows Live Mail for me Just stop . Did he ... kill the dog with the dildo ? Oh my god . I've never seen Obama and Batman in the same place at the same time . Disgusting rape comment indeed . I'd sell but I'd break even So is anyone else noticing what looks like a 3rd set of legs in the picture Yeah but this certainly isn't proof that you AREN'T crazy Her blouse was open ? Holy fuck . I'm Conservative . This guy's just an ass . What is wrong is that individual liberties are even up for a vote . And you NEVER call a Kiwi an Aussie . Fucking nasty girls . These pogs are a disgrace to the uniform . Oh look . All women . Because young boys are never the victim of molestation . White man with black arms . Flagship game : Farm Simulator 2013 I honestly still believe that at 30 years old . Some guy who was banned had a very , very large trade history full of scamming black siemen ( black paint ) and such . It's like this concept is more difficult for some people to grasp than theoretical physics would be . Don't forget the " If you don't eat chicken , there's something very wrong with you " ads . Nope , still not reading it . Last time I was told that , I went to some subreddit where the bottom of society posts pictures of dudes fisting each other while worshipping Carlton from the fresh prince Yeah they shortened his name to " D . Tracy " , yet they spelled out " Jack Skellington " ... At first I read the first sentence only and went election result from bbc.co.uk You are not helping KEYBOARD SCIENCE here .... Please do not downvote for your computer preferences , macs are fine , stop the hate Remind her to pee ? What ? That will be a great day for gay marriage and women's equality . But * * * bad for gun rights . * * * I went to an all boys school so there was some downright nasty shit that went on . Once on a rugby trip one of the team passed out drunk so another boy put on a condom and wanked into it and then fingered it up the passed out kids arse so that when he woke up he thought he'd been raped . The second thing I can think of was someone getting expelled for beating up a kid and then putting the handle of a hammer up his arsehole I'm seeing a lot of " Obama got re-elected , I'm moving to Canada " . Yes , because you'll surely love Canadian healthcare if you hate Obama's plans In Texas it is illegal to hand in an absentee mail-in ballot , and it invalidates your vote . I really do not understand the logic Yeah cause if you just use selective breeding you can create corn with roundup in every cell ... Why does he need a whip ? True . A girl once asked me were I was from , and when I replied , " New York , " meaning the state , she cut me off and asked if I had been in any movies . And if I rode taxis everywhere . I had to explain that New York is actually a state , too . Not sure if its the suit itself or his pose that makes it , but it seems like this suit got space for big boobs . > look around ಠ_ಠ " their " You know , you're right . We should avoid building any infrastructure to avoid the off-chance that there will be cost overruns . A fat , white haired dude referring to a thin , dark skinned man as " Santa Claus " ... As a Puerto Rican that moved to Miami , I can say that there are more English speakers in Puerto Rico than in Miami . I imagine her only allowance is if he carries an umbrella for her , but he must trail behind her with his arm stretched to shield only her . Not to mention the fact that my synapse software asks to be updated a billion times per day , every day . Wat ? Like ya said , the teeth situation in the cities are just fine . Get out in the rural areas , though ... Why is there even an explanation for this . It was pretty straight forward . All they do is laugh ... * forever * " similar materials " Bamboo Milk Kansas City has a better downtown ? The honest answer to that question would scare you to your core . Asus Soundcard Its great that gay people have the right to marry now . Though i voted yes on R - 74 , i DIDN'T vote to approve gay dudes dancing on cars stripping down , as shown on the news last night She should invest in glass armor . Andy Samberg ... Neil Patrick Harris .. Andy Milonakis Just Mr . Stone honoring his name ... Detailed map of Tyria ? Just hit M Then stop decapitating your roommates and trying to wash the evidence down the drain En las nalgas You know my Instagram ? That's a lot of drinking ... Lol ah I see ! Well I was just asked by a 35 year old if I graduated , and I'm like , graduated what ? Then he said college . And I was just like , fuck that old man ... I ain't sleepin ' with ya . I could've sworn Will Ferrell also found that solution the other day .... Whats that supposed to mean .... Edward kellen ( 1st & middle name ) Dont't know why you're being downvoted . Probably because you keep saying " juice jelly " You win the creep out contest ... But then I guess we all knew you would . That's a pretty homoerotic school you went to fella ... best watch yer bum if you roam those halls . Redditor for 22 minutes You're silly <3 I mean horrible and mean .... And every hair conditioner I've ever used resembles it , except less sticky . And oh wait , that expensive Aveda shampoo ... that is 99 % natural ingredients ... You have a child sexual abuse fetish ? Ouch . Mother fucker ! I read all the comments before scrolling up and seeing his picture ... Holy fuck . This man has literally stopped maturing since he appeared on the Carmen San Diego game show years back I dunno ... could have been 4 years Oh , did you also know that in the U . S . schools katsup is considered a vegetable . Can't even number correctly ? MN plates . Clippers bench winning the game ... as someone from indiana and lives in missouri ... Dat thumbnail No , just ... no . Ionno , the campaign is nice . Not groundbreaking but it sure as hell was a better experience than that abominable multiplayer By capitalising medieval times you made me think of the restaurant chain . Talk about going for dinner and a show ... Want . When in the shit will GTA 5 be out ? They released the trailer for it over a year ago ... way to keep a fan base Rockstar ... you're only losing potential fans and buyers the more you make them wait and forget all about GTA ... Umm yeah , being submissive to a government is not good . So what do you then ? Just blindly follow and submit to authority even if its wrong and violating rights ? That's just weak . If that's the case then I'm happy to be an atheist and communist instead of being a fool cuz the book of Romans says to submit ... My now ex used to call my penis the terminator because of the first time we had sex I was too rough , she bled . She wasn't a virgin either . Op is looking for the spell , not how to hold items . If his phones in his hand then what's in his pocket I hate that I read this in his voice ... But .. but ... Disney World The Judeo-Christian beacon lightbulb needs changing , Congressman ... Your female friend has a beard ? ! I just read that as " I'm 34 and just tried humans last week for the first time . " Don't tell * me * what to do ! Or Austria goes all Djengis Khan on the world and end's up knocking on China's door before I've put my first boat in the water I know that , * now * . Look up and you'll see I amended my post with an edited correction . Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and continue fucking my girlfriend . Enjoy your game " That's from me ... squirtin . " As someone who studies Russian history at university , my only response is Oh god why I get the thing with kids . I have Tourettes , so elementary school was hard . In fourth grade we had to tell everyone in class something we liked about them , some guy said he liked the way I twitched . The misplaced apostrophe ? Your drills are lacking . Did I fucking stutter > Did I fucking stutter Ill get it almost everytime im level 15 , so I can have 6,5 items Finally a practical way I can mail by gold bullion bit by bit without anyone stealing it . I've lost so much already . It's said how steam has such a monopoly over me that I'm seriously disinclined to download this amazing free game I had a sim once age up to young adult while her boyfriend was still a teen . She then cheated on him with some other guy and got pregnant . When the boyfriend aged up , she announced her pregnancy to him , and he was all happy for her , then she proposed to him and he accepted All those people standing around and yet nobody yells " WORLDSTAR ! ! ! " ... it is possible I'm in the wrong business ... All those people standing around and yet nobody yells " WORLDSTAR ! ! ! " ... it is possible Oh god not this again False alarm . Apparently it was just a trickster with spray paint ... that's a myth ? That's a whole lot of white people . 93 minutes You made me spit water on my iPad . a silly symphony No . On behalf of amputees : No cup , no nothing . She's a paladin .... not a priest . Yeah seriously not cool guys This question is mandatory . " Now don't you leave , * because I'll kill you I see them all the time . Here . On Reddit . I have a friend from Canby who does the same thing . Yes , yes we do . We finally have a word as hard hitting as " faggot " . The cgi zombie horde makes me sad . They're gonna butcher a great book Max Payne 2 ....... Speakless . 2 years ago i still played normals with and skyped The fact that the penis is erect again for that picture .. OP is on PS3 . exactly . Just provide them with your e-mail Gosh , what did I have done ? What I have created ? ! A thread about gay Muslims ! Oh , snap - my bad . I didn't mean to fail to achieve my # 1 goal of being attractive on the internetz . You have wounded me to my core ! ! ! It's probably because the blood flow was restricted while he had his penis in the pipe , so when they got the pipe off , he couldn't help but have a lot of blood rush to that area . Now think about the pain he would have felt , to have an erection in that situation ... Comments one word to answer a question tagged as Noob . Not super helpful that sir appears to be 2 lunches He is so tall though ... Chinese rickrolling ? stop molesting that poor bike Istagram's the shit at my school Running zombies I didn't notice any survivors killing each other ... No . Straight from an old post of mine ! That's not creepy at all ! Mages have always been the best When people ask me how my job as a CNA is going , sometimes I like to reply with , " I've seen some shit How do you get a fiber connection ? We have shitty dsl out here in the sticks . Most I get is 1MB Is the act of saying " take my upvotes " frowned upon for a deep reason ? This isn't the place for legal advice . Neon cows duh .... That's my area code int variables don't store decimals and you know it . I thought it was going to be like / r / short but just for women ... Man tits Better than lego ... Feet . Dem R . A . T 7 ' s This is like Malibu's Most Wanted in real life . But i'm sure you'll give him credit for every single bad thing that's happened in the last 4 years . Idiot . y u no video I did this , but some preachy scientist guilted me into putting it back Yeah , that really narrows it down ... Let me hear you halal ? RDP'ing to a server from a terminal server . Attempt to reboot the distant server . End up rebooting the terminal server instead My cat poops right next to the litter box . Never in it How does that reaction make any sense in this subreddit ? Literally everything deserves a " I have a VPN account in the us , i watched this with it , and I seriously can't understand how they'd lose any money letting us watch this clip in Australia ... I don't even think we get the Conan show over here anymore , and if we do its at like 1130pm with about 50 cents of ad revenue ... So fucking retarded ... Blue cheese has the smell of a rotten corpse and * * tastes the same * * 8 and has a cell phone ? Obama is a socialist , I dunno what that means but it's BAADDDD . Play them . My chem teacher did this but made the elements based off of some of the students names and gave it made up properties to make fun of us Nah . To be honest I'm terrible with stuff like that . I remember one of them was young pretty and blonde ... but I'm not sure you're allowed to ask for that specific criteria Glad you're ok ! Tell me the dude got a careless driving charge at least . He cross a solid white line Gonna say the same thing .. I cannot stand exposed cords ... Prepare for more " siema pl ? " in ingame chat I thought about it and isn't it a little ironic that it's a poster against racism yet they depict an asian eating rice , with chop sticks 560 Ti ? / r / Picsofhorsedicks A nice cream base chowder ... What I took away from this , " not a registered voter " Union or non-union the President openly said he'd shut the coal industry down . Yep . It was an r / atheism post simply titled " Once while I was eating at the food court a group of girls I didnt know asked me to watch their stuff while they went to the washroom . The washroom was like 2 minutes away so I agreed . Ended up sitting there for a hour watching stuff after I was done eating . Brother and sister wrestling Words are about context . I imagine a world where I can say any or all of these words on a daily basis and still be a progressive liberal . But , yeah , this woman is just a fucking idiot . Yeah , it was supposed to be at my doorstep today , and it's not even shipped yet . You ! I like you ! You have no idea how many times I try to explain this to people and they just blow me off keep saying crap like , " nope it's only a fruit " 2 is the only picture with bars in the correct position People like you ... I swear . You stop napping for a century or two and the fuckers go and raid your shit . What did I just watch ? I guess he is just really devoted to his dive ... oh shoot . oh_jacob and vampireLorwell getting into a heated argument .. this will not end well Not everybody ! he's posted in / r / preteen_bitches before . I would Omg I am so mad about that ! ONLY reason I came to the comments was to complain about that damn word . If you Don't want to get downvoted , Don't tell Reddit to go fuck itself . but she's just chubby at best St . John Never done that before I got one today too . Words with friends . Yes , I believe it's a good habit to keep . I have some friends that light 75 % of the surface area on their first hit . He killed it ... Good point . I would probably use it in my next run of something , but ... No offense , just the Nicki Minaj look is just ... you again As a guy ... Blended and packaged in Sierra Leone Too much whaling . I used to think it meant " Internet Talking Topic " . Maybe so No no , i think he was The second definition ... Fleshlights are for perverts It's 9:08 and there's no basketball yet " As an Arsenal fan , I enjoy watching Spurs games on occasion " Pat Bateman ? He's likely doing one of the following 1 ) Making water balloons 2 ) Using them to masturbate 3 ) Cheating on you . I'm thinking water balloons . What a pig I'd probably just use the text chat , ' cause webcam talk is awkward for me . Then I'd probably have nothing to say , so I'd just sit there , lurking . " blended and packaged in Sierra Leone " I'm sorry , what ? Because someone thinking you're gay would be * sooooo * terrible . Fucking OJ and his low speed chase Is that Crunk Coco ? I'm an actual queer person and I've never heard of this purple triangle Stop posting here . Um they make that in 5 minutes . Weak That looks like something you would put in your car Wtf ? What are you after ? ( one thing anyway ? ) give me a break . So because a guy wants to hold your hand and make a connection your just going to pass him on by ? Yeah , 100,80 , 40,20 . that's a very damaging weapon . Why offer me 7 then The sad thing is , you know its just what their fucking redneck parents have taught them to think and say . Hell tuesday night after the election one of my dads friends daughters got on face book and said " This is crap you idiots just elected this retard again because he is pro abortion . abortion is murder and anyone who has one should be arrested for murder . " Shes 16 They sadly invade fairly often calling themselves Scottish or Irish . However I must said its sad to see a fellow Scot fall to LoL , might have to go find him and knee cap him I think her dad was a GI Sounds like a keeper . None of those things sound ok Sony only includes RCA cables with the PS3 . Not even Component video . Composite . In all it's 480i60 glory That escalated quickly . You do know tampons don't go in your butt right ? I will cut you , if you have make a Big Bang reference again flick the bean ? German football culture surely they had multiplayer in WW2 It's a date . Don't show up when I'm 50 though . Checked out your submission history to see what posts you might be talking about ... Eagle V No . I don't usually peg random strangers at all . I was in the same boat too . I had the book but hesitated to buy the app until last night . Ironic thing was , I couldn't install it right away because my iPad didn't have enough space . Yes ImportantPotato , he's talking about Muslims Did you seriously just take pictures of your laptop screen ? Press the black tab with the little white down arrow that's above the text box when you're replying , then swipe the bar that appears to the right . Because that wouldn't be time-travel . That would be inter-dimensional travel . Which apparently can be done using time-travel machines in the DBZ universe . I assume the I think ... um ... I just ... wow . Pictures 5 , 6 , and 7 : Shooting unarmed civilian for the win . That's the worst looking Zapdos I've ever seen . I don't think I'd fit then That's the whole point of it being legal , you can now smoke in public without fear of persecution ....... My RES tag for you tells me that you love rape A urine test is pretty easy to use . Though I can't see the cops asking for a sample at a traffic stop . And here I thought they were a civilized society It was better then I expected as well , but really .... your * * favorite * * ? ... By God , YOU'RE RIGHT ! I don't understand ...... Straight off the internet so you know it's true . Nsfw that shit ! Why was this link already purple for me ? The cracking sound disturbs me more than it should You're playing Solo Legendary , you should never feel ashamed about that . I like to take my time and explore and soak in the campaign while still playing Solo Legendary so my completion time is usually the highest out of all my friends . I also die a lot , not because it's hard , but because that's just how I play , whether it is solo or coop . My friends usually laugh or give me the " So the picture of Rashida Jones , fully clothed , is labeled NSFW , but the photo of the woman with carrots in her vagina is not . This is not the NSFW I was looking for he was surprised the computer got a virus in the first place , cuz gosh dang its a mac " It seems to be aware " , better push it away so i don't get burned by these flames we staged . www.reddit.com/r/memes this isn't 9GAG guys ... If only we were playing a game with some sort of built-in coordinate system . So it was either stolen or he was going really fast . Or he was going really fast to try to get away from the cops because it was stolen ... Xbox . On ps3 it's Kal-EKent . Cuz I misspelled it and it won't let me change I have the " eye liner " she used for the bottom ... it's actually on the end of a brow brush to darken brows ... A monster chasing a little girl Is this really a meme ? I saw a place last week that offered a deal for teen body waxing .. It was half price one day of the week . The sign said ages 11-18 Great bass ... but no midrange or treble . If I had a half dollar for ever time my boss asks me " Is there something wrong ? " I haven't bought anything at Best Buy for years . Now find me some half & half in the UK . How dare you turn down Two_Inches ! Hahaha i would've given you the Too busy to have sex with your bf , but have time to meet someone online , make time to get to know them , and then fuck them ? Yeah . Ok .. They've given him the game - why is he still there ? I always thought of the roman empire as a bunch of badasses , this information upsets me It's better than the * expired specimens * . Why do you have * * 84 times * * the upvotes of the person who said this * 7 hours before you ? * Haha , because my username But but ... no one from the Big XII or any conference can compete with teams from the SEC ! Dude ... I'm blonde punch line in the title Who ... who are you ? Hahahahahaha you would hahahaha think so hahahahahaha but * * NO * * * * Get this I'm on a Toshiba satellite with Windows XP This again . no thanks to the poster . ლ ( Olaf passive on trondomore . CubanCharles , American . " Particularly marijuana . " I was hanging out at a local middle school ... looks like Ralph's Depending on whether or not the girl's friends actually got the picture of her before she fell , you very well could have the last photo of her still alive . That would have messed my mind up You can't get high by simply being near someone who smokes that's fucking ludicrous ! Even in a concealed place with nowhere for the smoke to go the person would still have to be in there for * * at least * * 5-10 min . Maybe now that it's legal more people will be better informed ..... That's some fucking practical armour right there . " The moment I realized I was a mother fucker " Do you KNOW about the bath thing through experience ? The physical home button also designed for blind Who wouldn't Wait , is that gif from the actual show ? It looks like it was done in Flash ... I thought a fan had animated it . And a blond stopping a runaway train ? Your argument is invalid . Whoever thinks this is funny should be ashamed of themselves > Sounds like a * * creeper * * . Couldn't stop imagine how he scratch his balls Don't read the comments Trains . Why the hell would you google that . It looks like a mix between a jackal and a deer Well at least I don't make embarrassing apostrophe mistakes while trying to seem intelligent . Well he did warn you . Even so , " Remember this leather thong ? It still has your teeth marks in it ! " Are you serious ? You're going to dump your friends if they don't think you the most beautiful and glorious being ever to walk the planet ? Sounds like the kind of thing a dog on the internet would say . A loaded 6x12 with an element ? A macbook is a laptop ... And you're still completely missing the point , I think on purpose . This novelty account ... Invader Penis . I nominate Singingturtles for a couple of reasons . She always keeps the Skype chat entertained , and we BOTH look like the bride of chucky ... to defend himself against dinosaurs . I love when I can see the outline of a hot guy's package under dem basketball short Fucking iPhone autocorrect . Source or it didn't happen . ಠ_ಠ soooooo sexy ! Today I learned : Don't trust Adorama . Their * ಠ Looks like the cat is eating something .. Did you put food on the keyboard just to get this picture ? Yeah , it's a really great idea to adopt at age 80 . Out the door beats any other - seiche shrinks and does not give the mani lasting power Normal person . That title Holy crap , how about we all jump on this man for his opinion . Most people that knew him during his highschool years tell me the guy used to suck dick for crack ... That was outside of my house When you said " melodic d-beat crust " I was kind of ... I'm a customer and I'm reading this . I just posted basically the same thing i didn't ... ( can i edit the wiki ? Is that a dude on the left ? Seeing this face always makes me It's fucking true Wow another AMA with duck / horse at the top . Yeah , that's helpful . Thanks . What good games Wait wait .. So Renekton is back in the top lane meta , OR Renekton is a person This would have been fantastic information to read about a week ago How they hell did they pull that off ? That tank is full of lies about its stats and is completely terrible . > No-one believes that . She just did it , I just sent her this meme and unimpressed face . I know this will sound unlikely , but my last pokemon game before black was emerald and I got that exact same black package Wat oh my god . What is this show ? Did she have sex WITH her dad ? And the amaziballs sex gave him a heart attack or something ? Not so fast there . I feel damned lucky to have escaped that fucking ice bowl with a win . Who the hell schedules a 7:30 game in November anyways Pac 12 ? Stack of used napkins on the table I don't think there is enough to overturn . What's our 3rd and 9 call ? Kellen Davis is surely open . Oops , sorry . Saw the download link on the page . I will blame this on the piss-poor formatting on the iPad rather than my obliviousness ... Probably didn't want her real name to be revealed due to being subscribed to r / incest Dude . That's going too far Thank you . I think . ಠ_ಠ " to " A jailbroken device is packed with features and VERY useful tweaks , including some that act like iOS 6 features , but is unsupported and unreliable . It also consumes much storage . IOS 6 has few new features , most notably passbook and the new stores , it removes YouTube and Google Maps , and adds Apple Maps . ( Yes , because copying and pasting it is the same as knowing how to type it Boyfriend did your makeup ? OP is being a tease You'd know all about that wouldn't you ? tend to other things ... Idk if it was my bad luck or something but i pulled two white kyurem ex and two crystal wall in the same box That was awesome but I can't believe how much there is still left in the game viewing on a mobile device makes this look derpy Why the downvotes ? This is why I don't like 4chan . And now it's leaking into reddit . love how this million x reposted gif is upvoted to heaven on a comment thread about how much you guys hate reposts At first i couldn't really see the ship because of the perfect camouflage paintjob ... I was thinking of making a serious comment about the ups and downs of your decision . Then i saw your username ... he says while on reddit Cheating on Leona . Great , now my wife is pissed because she walked in on me watching this . Try to explain what I was just watching .. her tweets Yeah ! It's like ... if you are the victim of a crime everybody knows you're an attention whore if you talk about it . I don't know what that is , but it sounds like his ballsack got twisted . > P . S . u / fauxmosexual went back in time 9 months to piss in the popcorn . And the slug was nearly intact after plunging through her skull and slamming into the cement floor . This comment from the article I've had spectacular plays on servers with replay , and then forgot to hit record . Can anyone confirm that this feature is not a bug / will not be deleted in next patch ? Looks too good for me I'll have to try this sometime sounds amazing . TIL Twilight Princess was " realistic " . After working through the Campaign on Heroic I'm slowly taking campaign solo on legendary . Guess which level I finished about two hours before this challenge went up ? If the bandit was spawn camping there wouldn't be any zombies close enough to him to be attracted by gunshots unless you killed him from an ungodly distance away . Yes , because how you are on the internet totaly gives a person a 100 % accurate description of what you are in real life WHAT ? Oh yeah , Adria was getting trolled * hard * with a name-drop and * obvious * homophobic slurs being thrown around . He's such a champ for dealing with these * trolls * . If I have to play Ragnarok one more time , I may go insane . The lack of experimentation people have with maps is making me resent them It was too .... called for ? I dono , just the part where [ they " got out " and they were in the hotel heading for the elevator I shouted " no , don't be that stupid ! " my boyfriend looked at me weird , and what do you know : basement . ] ( / spoiler ) Not for your username Oh so you're that asshole that jumps everywhere .... Don't even joke about that . * " Protect the Sanctity of Marriage " * How very ... Christian of you , Seeking_Christ . Looks like the shimmer curtain we have in my theatre . Ours is a full sized traveler made of tinsel . Removed this post . You want / r / operabrowswer , not here , as is obvious from reading the sidebar Yeah Russell Wilson is so good he can win a game by throwing a pick . Well , that's enough for today . Internet , I concede defeat . To be fair , I think he's * trying * to inhale when he leaves his mouth open for 10 seconds after each drag . This is totally and utterly unreasonable of the OP's roommate . The OP wasn't consulted on what they were getting , their roommate just buggered off out and got it - and expects to be paid half the cost of it , only to keep it when the lease is up . 20 is hard to you ? your not that good of a MineZ play ër are you Try dating one . Ever played half life 2 ? If not then where have you been since 2005 ? Anyone else read OP's posts in Mordin Solus's voice Yes OP ... Fallout : New Vegas was one of the best recreations of the Fallout universe since Fallout 2 . They nailed EVERYTHING that could give old fans like me goosebumps . But no Harold ! Yep . One day after my wife's grandmother had died at 86 , her father told her that she hadn't been her “ real ” grandmother after all . Irrelevant , but bro .. Dat username There's more spoiler in the title than in the actual post Neurax worm . " Boy , that's cold " According to wikipedia , Nanoha is 9 years old . * * Whatever helps you sleep at night , Roxie You're telling me that a song containing 23/16 , 27/16 , and 21/16 isn't as crazy as it seems ? Well a kill in KC is 50 and pickng up a tag is 100 picking up tags will be like getting 2 free kills . Sanji Vs Gai I guess you got downvoted by others due to your accurate and complete explanation of the answer to the OP's question . You forgot about the zombie tidal wave Come on . . . Don't lie . . . This post is old ... But I had to let you know that the reason I found it in the first place is because I'm currently creeping on you . It is really up to you . But , at the age of 7 he knew exactly what he was doing . OH LAWD . You have an oddly relevant username And if it weren't for him it wouldn't even be a valuable skill . * asks for source . Makes claim of his own without backing up with source * . It is never too late to start . Congratulations on cracking the code . For the love of god Punk , don't throw up X's during a scripted scene . God damn ! Mick Foley with the cheap pop upboat . Read that and was expecting some weird fetish porn ... No one takes YOLO in a serious connotation .... your neighborhood is my neighborhood ... I live in Brays Village ... this is awkward And I am home ... You just had to go there ... I see . None of those options are logical . Dying is the only thing that happens Yeah ... As a guy from Washington State , you loves Salmon Jerkey . LEAVE THE FUCKING SALMON ALONE What kind of teacher shares these theories of his ? Makes it sound sinister . Days of the week and now holidays ! These education songs couldn't be catchier Must be rough having 2000 link karma YOU . Is she Muslim ? Imagine if that were a voodoo doll of a little kid and those things in the background ... Don't you talk bad about Dale This ruined my joke about why a person would ever name there kid halo thanks a lot Try to think of gore , dead people , and fucking a zombie during sex to delay the climax . I was actually doing so while clicking to see what this was about . I'm too short for that to happen . Where are * you * registered ? Waldo is cool if you like disc golf ? Never . Sorry to disappoint I was asked to upvote this Buys AR - 15 with adjustable carbine stock , keeps long ass upper receiver . Why is that ? Aluminum bats are lighter and more lethal . I wish he had a bat with nails tho then he wudve killed them all . What's with everyone voicing my questions just as I'm having them Just ..... As far as I can tell , some of those tips can be downright painful ... I remember seeing an article listing the worst ten or something like that , and one of them was squeezing the guy's balls ... And then they let you know the elderly man down the street called his penis a long neck dinosaur . Oh god , think how your sons gonna feel in 15 years when he sees this pic in his baby album .... I only got as far as adding to the cart ; couldn't proceed after that . You should apologize for the language , I have no idea what they're saying I just screamed . It's 3:00 in the morning here . Thanks for that . Yeah that sounds like it would've been awesome bruh That's some A + quality control there . you should have fucked her in the bathtub , because everyone knows you cannot get pregnat under water I downloaded 390 GB since subscribing Saturday . Yesterday I got a notice from BuckeyeCable that I went over my 250GB monthly data limit . Holy shit dude , is it weird if I find you handsome ? Im confused , i thought the general consensus was that religion is bullshit ? Is this just for religions that are common in our particular culture ? Are more exotic religions fashionable ? You guys are stupid . Well then that's just inconsiderate of them not to lube before and clean you up after they are done the deed Borgore isn't in the front seat though One chunk loaded in version , and another in another version destroying the portal . How the * fuck * did * you * find out what OP's mum calls me ? ! ! ! Wow , look at all these incredibly staged photos ... so fascinating And now , a moment of silence for all the arm hair stuck in the latex . The fact that you didn't see them does not mean that thy weren't there We got penalized for celebrating a non-existant touchdown TIL , a new definition of road warrior . That's it , enough Internet before lunch . I'm going to go stare at a wall for a while ... Thought this was a pool of Legos from thumbnail . Great , so we know the battery works if it's plugged in . You posted this twice I , unfortunately , misjudged the amount of Knowing my luck if my ghost got stuck my teammate would shoot it with an incineration cannon Hmm ... this SAYS ~ ~ 6 ~ ~ 7 comments but I can't read the one I submitted a while ago ? Yeah , religion bas never blended with politics and in , posed it's agenda on others . I am the dumb one , not you . I would like to point out that this vid have over 2 million hits . I've had a cough for 2 years . Literally choking on snot in my lungs every day unless I take Mucinex ( says do not take for more than 7 days lol ) . We can chat , if you wish . I'm from Russia and I study english , but I have no good practice in writing and speaking . So , I will be glad to chat with you . You will improve your russian and I will improve my english . I thought you meant 6 inches is girth and was all like I like the idea behind it , but " Gathering of Those Who Believe IU " - she hasn't even said anything yet It is really good mostly . But ... Scooter kids . Everywhere . My sister got married this weekend . I normally would dodge the garter but this time i had to really avoid it because my cousin caught the bouquet . An uncle caught the garter . Leave . Reddit . NOW . maybe she puts contact lenses up there Going to shave your face in the morning and finding weird hairs in your razor My dog can't pee on the newspaper if someone is in the garage . We put it in there and we have to leave or else she'll just sit on the paper that URL .... I was in seventh grade . At the time , I was more preoccupied being pissed off at my mother , for not running in a panic to get me out of school like everyone else's parents had done . When I think of that ... just ... Indian here , this is right about the time I hit puberty Conditional comments don't work for IE10 ? ! ? WTF Microsoft this is fine too my friends brother asked to use his electric razor and came out with his face as hairy as ever ... Damn . I just recently sold one and it really hasn't bothered me until I read your comment MUST HAVE MORE ! I was interested in this rifle and wanted to learn more , so I googled " George J Tibbert . " This thread was the first result . I blame my parents for many things . Don't try too hard . You're most likely not going to get upvotes if it's recycled material , barely humorous , or not easily understandable . Most people don't like to think too much , we're just here to laugh . Most of my best posts are on my throwaway , because I figured it wasn't good enough Sure . You * found * it . I'm sure the similarities in the usernames are purely coincidental . This is truly amazing , now if only they had any scientists on staff . I still have nightmares not from the scary aliens , but from the horrific and incorrect science . Why don't they ... not ? some local guy on kijiji was selling one for 1000 $ CARLOS ! ! ! were you talking to Robin at the time ? * " safe " his buisness * You never know , I could be a figment of your imagination .. Yes , fuck her ... in the ass so hard Officer in search of " biographer ? " CARLOS ! ! ! No they don't . Check my new link I've just submitted . Another person removed linked with Benghazi , this time a Navy admiral . Why don't you have a seat , right over there ... Irritable uterus contractions are no fun Browses / r / gaming . Never heard of Half-Life ... This shouldn't make the front page of r / music Nope , I was misled by a naughty blogger . My bad ......... oh ..... Oh ... OH ! ! It was a naughty thing ... ಠ_ಠ I hope so . That was so dreadfully frighting , I might never recover . Yeah , his logic is flawed because < blind speculation with no basis whatsoever > . It's kind of like Haha thanks ! Wait , people actually just invite friends over to watch porn and fap ? And you used his fleshlight that he also uses ? Actually he wished for a chocolate shake ... I've seen a e55 with BMW LOL the universe can be a scary place You don't . I see nothing off with this image I'm scared Glad I got to see wings do that 5 Tiamat + IE last night before this Did I just watch someone die ? Let's see her do this again , in 20 years . If you call that good Falafel then I question your taste . I know the feeling , as soon as Manitoba gets its NHL back too . > Because it's not like hundreds of thousands of Europeans migrated to Palestine and took over most of the * * country . * * There are a few teams in the NFL that have what you're looking for . I'm a Steeler fan . My team has a consistent philosophy and some serious history . That said , there are some other teams that have what you seem to be looking for ... Ravens ( ಠ_ಠ ) , Patriots , Bears , Giants , Eagles and Cowboys ( I think I'm going to be sick ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That's the one that really got me Are ... are you still going to bond him out ? the cake is a .... snake Jesus , so it is . Makes me wonder how many times I've fallen prey to that trap Your dick is wider than my wrist . My dad's shitty beard genes Because he sells them . Who's to say someone isn't ? I apologize , I misunderstood the usage of the emoticon : We need this is Texas . My health teacher wasn't " legally allowed " to talk about condoms .... So when you are on 3/4 bases and maxed , what is all in about that ? This . Wtf is wrong with people ? HAH . " Perfect " except for the higher degree . It's good to know my lack of a masters is only costing me $ 32 . It was removed for a reason I love the Walking Dead but when they first took the prison and Carl was headshotting zombies from the guardtower with a pistol I was like Internet Explorer on your taskbar ... Massage therapist Zed I saw a girl once in Birks and thick socks with her jeans tucked in . Reddit , I think we get it . I get it . Stop making more of these comics please . Only 99 % ! ? Story of my life . I'm pretty quiet and will say jokes to the person next to me or under my breath . Seconds later that person says exactly what I say and everyone laughs hysterically and I just sit there like About a dozen or so people did that last night Rush Limbaugh's dreams are no joke . For the love of all women , you have to be one of sweetest , sexiest gamer girls I have ever seen ! More please ? Key West tanning salon . he did not even tried to fuck you ? At least they weren't curving bullets like in Wanted . Cool movie but seriously I mean I read the plot on Wikipedia .... ... not enough " i yawned What the absolute utter fucking fuck ! Only 2 time per week ? ? My Gf , as she puts it , goes " han ( d ) s-solo " at least 5 times and admits it proudly . Sometimes I'm not sure if she really is a girl or just a tiny dude in a hot-girl-suite .... Yeah we'd hate to pronounce something correctly then that means ..... not on my watch This is a bit too lumberjack for me . Right , because Halo 4 really helps me understand chemotherapy Fuck ' em is exactly what I would say . In high school I would get the same shit for a bad religion shirt . I remember the principle said he got a book on gang signs trying to figure out what my Dead Kennedy's shirt was about ... I thought to myself " .... Thank you for that totally enlightening information . Definitely a scam . The ONE scene I don't have 100 % on Damn his rocket grew dramatically in the last picture compares to the last . Couldn't help but notice it . Looks more like it ate at Taco Bell to me . 1200 karma and everyone is calling the OP a liar . I have seen this at least 6 times ths year sigh , okay . I'm gonna ask that now : ... which side of the fork was inside ? No , OP is the woman all the way on the edge of the shot , not the guy sitting in the center of the shot right next to him and clutching his arm . WTF people ! Stop downvoting OP's innocuous comments . This shit ain't right . Look at the flair . You sir underestimate the loyalty of us Antonio's goers . We will defend it to the death . You have made yourself and enemy today 0_0 The sky keeps the clouds from falling and keeps them in motion ? Stupid science had it all wrong . Well I give up . You just ended the fun of the thread 2009 MacBook here . Works fine . In fact , according to activity monitor , the flash player process currently playing The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is working harder than the animation of 100000 stars . Reminded me of Total Recall . ಠ_ and someone brings in politics Is that ... comic sans ? Urban Meyer came to OSU and I actually clicked on it ... " Two balls of ice cream please ! " ... Why is the spartan a guy See this is what I get confused about . I have heard / read that lighter weights + more reps tone you .. and on the other hand I also hear / read that heavier weights and low reps get you toned . Which one is it ? I really don't like repost AND DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT ? ? ? ? ? ? ? WTF today is the tenth anniversary of my relative who died from a drunk driver hitting them I once had a friend say the FO 3 and NV graphics were bad Simple changes got made pretty quick after this got posted . Pretty amazing for a circle jerk . Yeah , I've been a Gold subscriber constantly since launch day , and nothing for me either . even when I remember you stating before in your videos to not feed the trolls ... Because the ability to play football is genetic . Holy shit , you gotta be KIDDING me ! ! ! um , not sure if your being rude or homophobic And that damn Dannoman 80 ' s chodes ... it's fucking annoying Have you no Shaaaaamme ! Second reference to this I've seen today . One of my supervisors got stuck in a lift with 3 customers at work , and one of the customers started shouting at him saying to turn his radio off . Because turning off your method of communication in that situation is abundantly helpful ... OSHA wants a trench box in this pic . The haunting of EmileeeRoseee uh ... so my $ 180 I spent during the steam sale ... isnt allot ? I at least managed to get like 30 games for that much ( includes Saints Row 3 + DLC , Civ 5 , Alice , Alan Wake series ) when he paid that much for ... lets see ... 3 games ಠ_ಠ well that was unnecessarily terrible 18 :( . All this ancient history . Wtf am I supposed to know about shoplifting ? I actually heard Chuck read this live at a bookstore in Santa Cruz , CA years ago . I havent been the same since .. When I finally see something about my town on reddit ... > Because it's not like hundreds of thousands of Europeans migrated to Palestine and took over most of the country . ...... go on You know when you zoom in way close .... ah , nevermind . Where the fuck is the fucking GORE warning cunt ? ... Fuck ! was it in line at subway I did have a period accident at a football game in high school . One of the lady paramedics spotted me in line for the bathroom , took me to the ambulance , gave me a pad and called my mom to come get me . Family still tells this story at thanksgiving Every time I see a post titled " Why is it instagram'd I can't fap to this . Or can I ? That's not very mean .... I am now It shouldn't be a threat of gaol , he should be in gaol ! I know . I don't even live in a ghetto area . This happened 1 time , * * never again . Yes , because recent immigrants are all eligible to vote already . Shut your whore mouth right this second ! I was expecting him to just freak out I honestly wonder what runs through those guys ' heads when sending dick pic offers . Like , " Hmmm .... what should I send her to establish first communication ? Oh yeah , maybe some terrible pictures of my dong will do . She'll like that . Bitches love dick pics . " Wow , I read that as " killed a pedestrian " ...... Frequently bought with ' inflatable party sheep ' Haha , well I learned the hard way . My Honey's free range room no longer has accessible wires . She won't bite normal wires , she would just go for the really thin ones ... like my Wii sensor bar or my surround sound speakers . At first : i walked into a shop at a mall in Portland once , asked about the blazers and the guy was all like ... Misty look buff . I wanna ride in a dust storm with you then roll around in the mud while someone dumps fall leaves on us . Don't link to images hosted on 4chan Oh my god it does . All that knowledge and their country is still a shithole .... That controller school . 7/10 . acceptable . I read this as " don " Wouldn't I offend someone if I said " Not a Christian , but still a good man " ? Seems like a perfectly good young gentleman . please ... please tell me this is not real ? the sad thing is even if this is not true .. there are still people out there like this .. at first i read that as " under his banana " That's cricket , not rugby . Wait , who are the titans again ? OH DAMN , my colorful shoe theory .... the fourth one [ * Cool story , bro * * * 1 / PI Seriously ! I was playing Skyrim and I found this little kid named Lars and I was like " Awesome ! " . Then I found out he was being beaten up by some little girl ... Are you my neighbour TIL Tel Aviv is occupied territory . I'm happy with anything as long as it's not Space Dicks So what exactly should you do at one of these check points . My family and I were actually stopped at one of these several years back when we visited some friends in Texas . We were asked if we were citizens ( we were ) , but being brown they asked us for our passports . Since we came from NJ , of course we didn't have them on us . They let us go after like 20 minutes but still made me When I was young I really liked cats . So naturally I wanted to look at pictures of cats . I googled " pussy " . NO NO NO NO NO NO NO .... NOPE . NOT ACKNOWLEDGED . NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT . I still feel like I should FUUUUUUUUUU They added the white crystal back in ? I spent millions of credits back when they said it would be in for ONLY a Limited time and never beningame again ! All of them are graphing questions And nevermind , I figured out why you're tagged incredibly digusting shithole eric " If you're not a man of god , trying to read the bible is like trying to read Chinese " . Actual quote from the pastor who married my wife and I Internet explorer ? What is an itouch ? Downvoted because image didn't let me back out to get back into reddit . What the heck did I just waste 2 minutes on ? Except it's not like that at all really . How do you afford the bread ? You are what you eat ! ! ! LOOK AT THAT CORPORATION BEING TREATED LIKE A PERSON . ALL THOSE FOLKS GOING TO JAIL . So did I Jesus Christ , you placed that glowing hot metal very close to your MacBook Nice try , APPLE quality control I hope nothing bad happened to that girl .. Japanese culture .. Ughh I remember learning how to unsubscribe from subreddits . Althiesm was the first one I got rid of . Seeing posts on the front page ridiculing my beliefs annoyed me . I have never blinked . So your mantitties are your girlfriend ? Brazilian Jiu Jitsu ... the most common reactions i get when people find out about it - Let me buy this rare board and never ride it . Yeah ok . some dude named marlboro 117 watches Ellen ... Oh man , I hope you wash before hand . Elitekeyboards updated me that they will be stocking more white uniform 45g Realforce keyboards in the future . These new keyboards will be coming under a new model number ( SE09E0 vs the prior SE0900 ) . Some of the differences include newer legends ( simular to the EK version ) and will be slightly less expensive without the extra WASD keycaps . Still no word on an SE09E0S model ... Tesla inspired . DC motor Uh , nice chorus ? ? ? ! I have those Why are you a 26 - hour drive away ? ლ ( we dont see the parents .... I could tell you the weird ones , and I wouldn't even have to kill you . You'd probably do it yourself , after seeing places like / r / SpaceClop .... * checks comment history ... What a steal it comes with a free play-n-trade membership Can people seriously not focus a camera that has auto-focus ? Oh good lord , thats exactly what i am doing right now at this very moment How did you get those long " lines " when making eyebrows of Could have been worse . What if the title read " [ M ] y little brother really wanted to be bat [ M } an , so me and my sister played along [ MMF ] I think imgur just called you names Idiot proof until you stand under it and jump You're a necrophiliac ? Certs were only given to characters made before Nov . 2nd , and there WILL be a weapon testing system . You have * * * no * * * idea what you're talking about What major things did Kant get wrong then , bro ? # there is no le KFC in Sweden " 6 dollars ... that's like a dollar an hour " The Author " .... Well , thanks for noticing us . Or maybe it's just us europeans well , thats a new level of creepy I left work a few minutes later than I had intended to , because someone stopped me to ask me a few questions . Had I not stayed late , I could have either been the person that got plowed into by a semi , or witnessed someone dying by this . I left work 4 minutes late , the accident was said to have happened 4 minutes before I got to the intersection . Read about dead kittens , and now I have a boner . Well ... it could be ... if you have good imagination .... Let's hope that wood is sealed properly . Wood is porous , I'd hate to see this thing after 6 months of solid use I think being able to masturbate to your mother is a worse superpower , fintorro . Don't you talk about my superpowers . I'm obliged to be a Celtics fan . The question just goes against the grain ! " Some shit I pulled out of my ass " Haha , apparently it didn't to the seven people that downvoted it . Or maybe those people like Comic Sans . We had Rusty Smith start a game against you ... haha ... Full of wooden Makerbots Those aren't tits Family ? What a wierd family you have Is it really going to be called the 720 ? I am Moroccan and False . I can . Dude , what the * fuck * . WHY do you have a GIF of this ? Okay , I looked it up and the band is labelled " electronicore " . Is that better ? Why the hell are you going to a doctor to figure out if you're gay ? It's not a disease . I don't have kids , but there are a little boy and girl that I babysit on a regular basis that say some pretty funny stuff . The other day they were playing any intense game of pretend with all of their animal toys , and were " punishing " a zebra for being mean to the other animals . Then out of nowhere , the 4 year old girl excitedly tells her 2 year old brother " Isn't that great ! ? You get to kill for the first time ! ! " He is going to do that " on " her ? Poking holes in a discussion about pregnancy ... And yet we still can't figure out how to cancel a print-job The only building to be listed , so that it may be preserved for future generations to see what a building should never look like . They're only kids you freak ! you guys suck at puns Well ! Color me surprised , it was remixed ! Not only that , but the actual song I was thinking about was the Sy and Unknown remix ! I am disappoint in Hixxy * 50 Shades of Reich She's 20 , in other words too old to be a Lolita as described by Nabokov Today I ALSO learned how to make " measuring " stuff sound like rape . " SIT PROPERLY " ლ ( There is no ' general ' I like all kinds of hair styles , besides . Except for pixie cuts Am I the only one who cooks most of their meals with one pan ? Somebody's says yes , good enough for me ! Seriously dude do your own research . Those wouldnt have lasted me three days Seriously ? ! Stuff like this is why technology innovation is slowing down . Everyone is too afraid to step in someone's patent . Not trying hard enough Your username . So where are the pictures ? Im blushing Why do you have Justin Bieber hair ? ! I'm kind of surprised this is getting as many upvotes as it is I'm able to manage it fine in most games ... But this one ... And just tekkit .... Nope In elementary school , a group of girls were talking about a new girl who had just transferred in . She was from the city , cultured ( for a nine year old ) and had been in clothing catalogs as a model and even in a commercial for a popular toy . She had told everyone that she had already had sex , and practiced having sex by ... having sex with her pillow . Jesus I thought our crap was old . our oscopes are digital but output to a floppy drive but they're probably the oldest things we have so lets get rid of them and let people run buck wild throughout the airport ! ! ! i agree ..... The only reason I come into the comments for giant bugs of deaths posts is to find out its in Australia and of no harm to me . Reddit you have not done this for me . Well , I guess I'm going to have to wander out on Black Friday to go to Meijer now . Dat Shop As if doing it only once is actually going to make a catastrophic failure . It will be avaliable for download in - 1 hours . I said download in album That's not Sublime . You know multiple men that would get off on George Clooney ? Monstrously nice doggie ! One of my jobs in college was working for campus grounds keeping . I often ended up mowing lawns . Several times a day people would walk up and say " Oh boy , you can come do that at * my * house ! LOLZ ! " Oh . Wow . I have never heard that one before You asked me what Koalas look like ... and you're Australian Alien blue has a button to make it , too ! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ My experience with Java in college right now Or use Alienblue . That kind of happened to me . I saw a girl with a Bob Marley shirt , and I said " I Love Bob Marley ! What's your favorite song ? " " They're all good . " ( Having my doubts ) " Uh Yeah , but if you had to narrow it down . " " Well , I really like ' Red Red Wine ' and that ' Pass the dutchie ' song is cool " Or use Alienblue . Not me , I was adding to the comment above ... A thong Jeff ? I'm a nursing student , when I just started doing blood pressures , I'd practice on everyone I knew . I had a lot of trouble finding the brachial pulse , and almost everyone said " I must be dead then ! " hahahaha The antivirus salesman who's pc I successfully infected with the Anna Kournikova virus in less time it would have taken to install his bloated , shitty Bullguard software . A billion-dollar software package , and it * doesn't fucking work * A friend I know who went to Cal named her daughter Berkeley . Same here . Alien Blue app also has this face Relevant username you don't get to point out OccasionalAsshole's logical fallacy and then get to use " appeal to authority " What the fuck ... I read that as " ol ' dick and flip . " It will literally turn me into a potato ? It can poop orbeez . TOLERANCE . Because Legos and Lincoln logs were too chauvinistic ? Also , asking your weight . If you go up to an someone and say something like " A thumb , that's peeling away from your skin .... Yes because there's too much curry-coating on everything Is this what we are doing now ? Good thing there are only 2,547 more meme's to reverse What do you get if you mix Garen and Udyr ? - I dont even want to imagine This was bugging me as well . Wanted to comment on it but ya beat me to it Forget ? ! What ? I don't ... Even ... We had our best 3 midfielders on the bench too .. Bravery level : Yes i'm sure Planetside 2 runs super smooth on that Yes , because being critical of Israel's warmongering clearly means that you hate all Jews . I seem to be freezing more That only comes with practice DAT SMELL . " Lol , that photoshop was funny . " What the fuck do chocolate eggs with cheap toys inside have to do with the loss of delicious creme filled cakes ? # 89 ' s penis You noticing .... Is serving in Afghanistan right now . Thanks for posting this but honestly , Better this than watch LSU barely eke out a win over Ole Miss Holy crap . Dobby is your grandmother's dildo . " Their " . Hmm , is it a night shot , or a black rectangle ? Wow great defense on that drive there You're taking pictures of your aunt ? That made me yawn Edit : Twice And those that don't use the oxford comma We don't graduate in Year 10 Well shit . Whooves ' face : I did What . Le . Dad just had a daughter . I am a / r / redditlaqueristas lurker , and this drama was so beyond ridiculous . The OP is having a little giggle at Mckayla's chipped nail polish .... on a subreddit dedicated to amazing nail art . Yes , we are all aware that an Olympic silver medal winner may not have time to have perfect nails before meeting the President .... it's just a cute joke about something 99.9 % of people would not have noticed except for those of us who love nail polish . Wowza ... You mean Pixar ? > And those * * who * * don't use the oxford comma I read the last one as " boy things " ... nice try , Hamas Why is twilight EVERYWHERE ? ! ? ! White people Yes ... there are few complete universes as good as this ! And very easy to read Zero tolerance . " I'm not a class warfareist " - My sister's boyfriend ( they're both 17 ) asked my dad for her hand in marriage . Them being so young , my dad looked at them ( my sister was in the room , too ) and said , " You're kidding , right ? You better be kidding . " They both left the room . And then got engaged behind my parents back . My parents let my sister wear the ring he got as a " promise ring " , but according to my sister , they're secretly engaged . A ~ ~ 7950 ~ ~ 670 costs more than a ~ ~ 670 ~ ~ 7950 . We play this at my work .... Lol for visibility I slapped a reflective look of disapproval Kids today Anyone who has put that much time dialing in an old ironhead isn't " neglecting " it . It's just a little snow . Sack up jr . Date night with mother ? Who are you talking to ? Ok , so I've been on reddit for like a year and can't figure out for the life of me what this means : Buddy , it is called " spreading the idea " when i was 7 or so my father told me that he had to pay my teacher 5 dollar everytime i got a bad grade MI the beer state . I'm a little offended you didn't put the one about the internet cafe last Dafuq did I just watch ? I cringe every time the presenter starts to play a song and they edit in a shot of him going into Spotlight search on his iPhone Das hawt . Bitches love duck tape Wow if you read the article ..... Unpopular President angry people ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Or the newest slang , swerve . My students use that as either meaning the same thing as swag , or something that's cool . I'm not sure , but either makes me want to do this face : Science ? ... I live in the ghetto ... We'd have the cleanest pool IF WE HAD ONE Mr . Rogers calls my Saturday morning cartoons from 1969 " animated bombardment . " " Casper the Friendly Ghost " * Three hour update for a release-day console " If she goes to the bank , could she not just get it changed at the cashier ? Justin Bieber haircut , sounds like Lady Gaga singing a people .. That must've been a long winter ... I'm 23 without a single relationship in my life so far , and this nightmare thread makes me want to continue that streak for the sake of mental security . They would be female and male of course . If your on alien blue you can use a What I'm saying here is ; why two bike lanes next to each other ? Or are they getting rid of the prince street bike lane and replacing it with " sharrows " ? I sure do hope not ! Dat Tom angle sweet repost " Soft , supple hands . " Same thing happened to my roommate in Seattle ... Don't apologize to a Bears fan ... and by ' oppression ' you mean ' retaliation ' right ? Pretty hard to take the game seriously when you can't get through any online qualifiers because you get DDOS'd every game . Then you call your ISP and they don't understand what an ip address is its my laptop camera . So on top of this being a blatant disregard for the separation of church and state , he was most likely sentenced to something that he was most likely already doing ? I mean , because going to church has worked in the past for him Hey guys , we took your ball . Nevermind , we don't need it .... And now I know who you are ...... but seriously T . If it were for an adult , then yes it would be , this is a kid , a child . He doesn't know better , just submit a bad player review and you won't get paired with him again , be the man you are , stop acting like a child and get over it . Deciding that " calories in calories out " is all that matters and then proceeding to eat half their daily calories in ice cream . This was one of those " > How annoying . She seems to be Susanne Eman . A person who wants to be the fattest woman ever . Stop that Sharing a handjob I'm married , so that doesn't happen anymore . Spiders on Mars ? Fuck it . I had so much hope in you Mars Sharing Angela Merkel Rule #34 > Deciding that " calories in calories out " is all that matters and then proceeding to eat half their daily calories in ice cream . Are you sure you didn't get this from a manga , sounds familiar . I .... no words Who calls it a cell phone ? Came here to say this . And Yeah she just tripped and fell on a fetus . So , your shitting got you back into Pokemon ? There were a crapload of announcements about Rhea going live I'm imagining the preacher's stool right now . This whole time I thought it was a 10 second rule ...... I only have five fingers . In fact , I haven't seen my other fingers , or hand , in a long time ; ever since I discovered the internets . Yeah and fuck Albertans ; stealing Ontario's thunder I agree . It would be handy to have a mobile version to take along with me when I go to get yarn but don't want to carry my giant yarn drum or have my project unravel in my purse . * People are starring at me while I pull out a half finished blanket . * Your cat looks like Why does he go full retard when he talks ? Is it just to get his message across at a level his audience can understand ? That's not hilarious , it's sad . She was young and naive . The shame and incredulity should lie with the boy . Yeah , le wasn't required in that sentence . Public spaces without fountains I hate everybody equally ┌ ∩ ┐ ( I refuse to be part of the pun parade , balls in a bag is gross IMO You messed with the Woong fucker Man-on-man fan fiction , between Aaron Rodgers and Alex Smith . Don't search for it St . Pierre has fought 125 consecutive minutes without stopping an opponent . not only stole my article , but even stole my title ! ! That's my thoughts when I'm sober . Them mall find thing bad all Whoa whoa whoa ... He stuck it in your butthole ... Then you put it in your mouth ? Well now isn't that just beautiful what episode is this These people breed . I can't even ... Your hand has a vagina ? 20ga is a slightly less common question , but this gets asked at least once every couple days . Maybe even daily . Where can I buy this key ? So they put themselves into a trance like state and there is a change in brain activity . Shocking Nothing fresh about that story I just about shit my pants . Stop showing off Because one year makes all the difference . I tried explaining to a JW what a True Scotsman fallacy is . He responded that it can't be a fallacy because the society calls us true Christians So is this going to be the new I'm going to guess that DICE will say that it is a mistake and remove it from their calendar with the excuse it was never meant to be anything ! According to reddit there were fourteen minutes between your initial post of " what ? " and this comment asking what apa kabar means . You sat there for fourteen minutes on the internet and couldn't put apa kabar into google ? I just did and it took < 14 seconds with the first result explaining what he meant with the joke becoming pretty much self-explanatory after . Take it back to GW When will American politicians stop both trying to act like its Israel vs . Palestine . Can't they just embrace the chance to work together on shit that actually matters . What ? I don't even .... What's with the speedometer lock ? Nice try , but no . You know how ass crack sweat taste like ? Scumbag windows kernel parses fonts in ring 0 I made the mistake of waiting in line 20 min to get a ticket to my local gun show only to be Boxers in a fucking tin piggy bank ... What if the 1st one is true for us every time our minds are being read ? Except it only comes as an assumption and not as something you can know for sure Mostly just averaging . I'm right * most * of the time , again - NF's are the worst for me . If it takes me more than a day to place someone , they're almost always an NF . With.out.fail . > 8 chevrons ? What kind of shitty gate is that ? ... and putting bullets through it Yeah , if you save a woman's life she is * obligated * to have sex with you . I was excited . My iPhone 4 works in the shower with a ziplock . Sometime water drops hit the screen and press buttons ... It's annoying I downvoted because this photo gave me a strange boner . They confiscated a light saber ? Did they think someone would try to hijack the plane with it , and nobody would realize it wasn't a real weapon ? So you can afford an iPad and yet you're bitching about a 4 dollar app for it ? It's cute . I'll shut up now And why did I still bother to click on it .. When I was in preschool , I thought the transformers theme was " Transformers , O . J . Simpson in disguise . " Don't ask why or how , but it certainly elicited plenty of Never has First response upon reading the title : " Are you talking shit about saren ... I don't see it . You ... didn't notice ? downvoted ~ I predict usurped karma It took me my entire life to find bagels in Greece ! A bakery opened last year in my town and the only sell one kind ! I'm thankful for that and i loathe all you people arguing about who's bagel is the best ! more like because 4chan is making fun of Reddit and that stupid I really want to like this post but the smiley with the nose is making it so hard You need a reality show Punchline in title . NO LINK ? and if you're bad .... the railing breaks your bones Dean Ambrose debut imminent ... I have never met anyone who was aware of what happened when you pressed the windows key , until I pressed it while they were watching . Their all like , " what did you just press to get that " . Yes , at least once every game Kubs clock management / play calling force a facepalm . He's too conservative at times when I feel we could Brady / Bellichick murder opposing teams Mine make the most delightful squeal whenever I tap the breaks . It's driving me to insanity but I'm too lazy to buy new break pads or whatever Well , at first it was like ఠ_ఠ Not sure if troll . Why ? That would ruin it ! My mate had an " experience " at a gay bar , he's butch as hell but he would go so far with fake gay jokes we actually thought he might be gay . Seriously , the man joked about rimming each other ... How'd she get that name ? I own these shoes . The primark version . I like the way you think " What about teh menz " = misandry , obviously . Typical Jets fan . Yeah , that too ! I'm looking at you , Harmonix Yes . * first reaction * : Maybe if you could go back in time you wouldn't steal Louis CK's material . Why the hell is the World bank involved in this ? The other girl in this " unedited " photo has a very strange face At the open house thingy , yeah . Go streaking down the entire breadth of Green Street . They had no relation . Other than both being black . I'm sorry I have no advice for you , but I wanted to share my " UGH OMG " jeans shopping moment from the other day . I tried on three pair of jeans in a row : the first pair was too big , the second pair was too small , and the third pair ( finally , and amazingly ) was just right . The thing is , they were all the same size . My grandmother does this ... At yard sales Matamata is the Shire " That fart's stink is about to reach that little kid's nose , wonder how he'll react . " Nice Gonewild posts , bro . Hope you enjoy all that poon you're NOT getting . Your imgur file name > Also , they're doing * pre-orders * for DLC now ? Maybe " could you stop singing please ? " Oh ? Oh . oh ..... " I like to have friends and I hope you don't mind having friends either right ? " ....... alot of haters in the comments of that article Not if " ANAL_SLICER " is going to be there Seriously ! Who touches their balls that much let alone right in front of their mother ? Yeah , it left me like : Watch me cry Wire hangers I'm suprised Activision didn't break into my house a take down my poster from pre-ordering the original Black Ops . Unless Morgan Stanley clients knew what was going to happen and shorted the stock.everyone wins right ? But why ? Redditor for over a month and doesn't even know what a self post is ... William & Mary uses their alma mater for just bout everything ... fight songs , opening of events , whatever .... it ain't rock but we like it . Then again , we have an even more formal song ... The William & Mary Hymn Fuck , I didn't see it until you pointed it out . NOW IT'S ALL I CAN SEE . You took them out of the package ! White French people almost colonised Australia ... but they didn't .... the British did ... and we have never forgotten it ... Great ! I see this isn't pearland , and you have abandoned us . It's your in game mother that sends those presents " Seize to exist " and if you're lucky you never shall Preferably from below ... Yeah , let's all cut little baby dicks like crazy people , but you can't cut little baby vages because that's crazy Leave . That's called a Tuesday in / r / science My body is a troll . I love sleeping but detest going to bed . There is a coach Carr at my school The Alot comic That's not at all what I think but it just goes to show that anyone can beat you in the SEC . Also shows that other teams will play as hard as they can in a rivalry game as well as when they're playing the # 1 team . Not to mention you don't even know who the QB for LSU is Looks like blood Oh good , you moved on How can you make him slam on the brakes yet not slow him down ... Hmm ... I feel like I've seen this somewhere before ... like on this subreddit , many many times . Sounds like op was a vulnerable kid from a troubled home and an adult repeatedly took advantage of her . That makes her " messed up " ? i'm seeing the purple two girls one cup link your posting on the skyrim reddit thread what answer do you expect I found my friend watching YouTube porn * while * in a party with me Atlas of Human Anatomy textbook in the cabinet , coincidence ? Dat Atlas . Yup , two seconds in and i NOPED the fuck out . It doesn't help either that it is night time here and I am sitting home alone You want her nipples and hair to be destroyed ? Fair enough . I could've worded that better . Nice username What's happening ? huge dick Jesus , the comments on that article are just awful . " Shouldnt have published this , now more ppl will buy drugs . " There are a bunch of online websites . Never ordered from them so don't know if they are reliable . I can buy Ibuprofin at the local Apotheke right down the street from me . You're saying it makes you blind ? * Tray * application ? Not a background service but a * tray * application ? No interception of attempts at executing code ? I guess that answers my question .... AppleTV ... not so much ! I was thinking of white but then I imagined a yellow / grey tinted gamepad ColonCancerResearch posted a pic of his butthole . WARNING :D O NOT LOOK AT THAT PIC . THERE IS A BUTTHOLE . I believe you mean MRE All of the furry comics are underage . Edit : ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ read the numbers wrong , thought you are 10 and had 28 partners Oh god wut What if they take 5 huge dumps in a row Wow . It's strange that there isn't one yet . The travelling salesman problem is well established as being very easy to solve . Now I can't stop staring at it I saw that they had the newest volume of The Walking Dead for 7 bucks , quickly added it to my cart , calculated shipping , and the final price ( after shipping ) was 41 bucks The porn , where is it ? And the appropriate response is Your post is a As a colitis sufferer I'm obliged to give you one of these Oh god , it's a gif ... ... No . Why is IE open .. ? Taken from the top review : " When I finally finished , I wouldn't jigsaw again for about a year . It's an experience . " I was just coming here to comment about how creepy that is . What evil bastards downvoted that sweet face ? ! You shut up Chris . MY DADS NOT A PHONE Lose by 35 only drop by two spots That's not what I do when I go the bathroom with other girls Mother of god ... Because your cousin is very smart . After processing the ending I like it but it was just that moment when the cutscenres go by im just like " You aren't one of those pretty girls . You are one of those awesome girls that a guy won't regret marrying . Just not hot . " ... That man's name : Neil de * * * I went there and the first post was about Twilight too . I know , but it's the Lakers ... It's a thumbnail . Those have got to be the biggest nipples i have ever seen that would take me hours to write if I was frying on shrooms , or at least it would feel like hours , maybe even days ... See , now I'm wondering what you actually look like again So it's just sitting there , free for anyone to fuck around with / in ? You downvoted her for asking a question ? Because he can't / touch / it / personally / ? Just a thought . Sucks the life right out of you , doesn't it . Oh well , at least they're making lots of money off your misery . I will always love I am extremely disappointed in the writer's understanding of why cold air sinks and hot air rises . You know , because gravity grabs cold air but not hot air . Yes , because we all know that there's just a fuck ton of jobs to be had out there for those who are currently working for Target . I'm going to hear this fart noise in my sleep now . If we wanted to break your balls , you'd already be female . He didn't have any ketchup simple as that And it's gonna * * stay * * blue Fuck . Some extra what ? I know this isn't my local zoo , because every time I go to The Oregon Zoo the otters are sucking themselves off . Your little bro likes 10 yr old husky Asian boys ? Cut one end off , stick your hand in a porta-potty , and shake ... your ass It's the same shade as the cabinets You're insane . I literally felt like my insides were coming out my anus later due to it . I don't know what's socially awkward about that guy , this seems to be how most people are with public dumps . I think the only social awkwardness involved with the situation is your friend , who felt the need to " troll " ( What the hell , forreal ... rock drawings ? Those floor boards iPad for kids Eerily morbid , the way the trick was used against the " good guys " this time , and with the same one that kind of introduced us and Bond to the idea . It's like a twisted irony Wait , people still block Javascript on all sites ? This is perhaps the best novelty account ever ! Keep fighting the good fight to purge the detritus , and don't cut any slack for the " 768 x 1024 on my iPad in landscape I was just thinking " Those look like Deathstars Maybe this is ridiculous , but I would want a tree house waaaay up high like the ewoks or elves from lord of the rings . The grounds around the bottom would have zombie guts to help as a repellant , a lookout tower , emergency zip lines to escape , maybe a moat of fire burning 247 ? Maybe a moat of sharpened stakes so when they fell in they would likely get speared in the head . I realize this sounds overly elaborate and ridiculous More like the NCAA overstepping their bounds ? psh like THAT would ever happen . You purposely left Baltimore out . I have a buddy that will ask girls if they want to be his girlfriend for a day . Sometimes it works So we should spend more is what you're saying Smiley face for surveillance of muslims ? Not from you As a boyfriend I will be watching this thread like this : Ha I wish . Then I'd have someone to talk to when she goes all crazy with this shit . Right now she's talking about my father in law finding a new lawn mower because she prayed for it This a family tradition for me ... once the candles are blown out everyone says " bite , bite , bite " in spanish and when you go to take it your face is shoved in the cake , but nothing like what happened to that girl I thought we all agreed this died on October 12th . How did they make the eyes yellow . When I played little league football , my brother told me that the pads that turned out to be knee pads were for my butt , and I practiced with them on my ass I was behind a car on my commute home and noticed it was swerving a little , so I decide to get out of her way . As I'm passing I look over and she is attempting to change the diaper of a baby , who obviously was not properly restrained . FYI talked to Ford today and if I want to get HID headlights for my 2011 it is $ 1150 for EACH headlamp .... Hunt's ketchup is way better than Heinz . If call me maybe plays one more fucking time I'm going to set my leg on fire . Then set fire to every radio station . All of them So a stranger gives you candy , and you eat it ? Your mother would be very I thought that was normal " And now just sprinkle a little crack on him , and we're good to go . " " I can't do that , he didn't do anything wrong " I was in Japan for a few years a while back . After a night out , my friend and I took a cab back to where we were staying , and the cab driver was just blatantly watching porn in the car with us there . It is a projectile . My child also enjoys Gundam W ... This is just a regular Swedish apartment Don't you get a FREE mic with the Xbox 360 console ? Go back to your pasture , you annoying cow . My co-op has mix and match chicago town takeaway pizzas and Ben & Jerry's for £ 5 but seems they decided to put all the Ben & Jerry's in the same section even some of the flavours that are not part of the offer Last part Well now this ruins my Thanksgiving . DUDE ! ! ! ! ! I skated for 6 years and I would have bought this board in a SECOND ! Although it would limit me to only grinds oh , you are in front of the whole school ? here , have a random erection . I hate that . Just pass them / continue with your set . If they really want to pass you , they'll tap your feet , and then when you get to the wall just pause and let them pass . if they are blocking the wall , I just make sure to flip and push off their crotch Never use a Condom with Sandpaper . * Dat grammar * I can confirm this . People don't know what an apostrophe is ? Oh god why It's Wednesday . Fun times I asked my boyfriend , " So , Morgon Freeman lives in women's pubes ? " His response ? " How do you think his voice got so smooth ? " Indeed , the weights are off . Same with American coins in Canadian machines . And certain new Canadian coins in Canadian vending machines . I'm looking at you , 2012 loonies . I'm on a laptop . With a browser . Why the hell would I want ' apps ' ? Why would I pay for a weather app or a game I can play a clone of on armorgames or Kongregate for free ? I just don't get it . A trial period of a dictionary app . You should get those two long guns checked over by a gunsmith and go out and have some fun with them . That cooey would be a perfect rifle for a young fella learning how to shoot . As for that Saturday night special ... you might as well feed your cat McDonalds . I think your being naive if you believe that there are not mining accidents everywhere . I bet that the number of deaths in the U . S . exceeded the number of deaths in the war on terror . Before : ( That's not creepy at all Trollin ' ain't easy Maybe I'll put her foot in my mouth instead WHO dat ? ? Llama lover This one time I returned a movie … and didn't rewind it I don't see the difference ? Wheel screeches take on a whole new meaning ... Thanks guys . Me han dicho que pasa en tijuana pero pense que eran bromas , ya veo que no I find it slightly cute . Why does it look like they are trying to throw away a dead body to me ? Fuck everything about this . Not with that name ... True true . My mom said it is totally possible Holy shit . Is that what it meant ? I caught on to it from my older sister saying it so much One Dollar Calling a dance move ‘ The Wheelchair ’ … clever . Life is ruff , especially for a repsoster . Big Gulp and nacho cheese ... Which in turns means she interacts with Caboose over the radio in Episode 1 The rainbow profile pic gave it away . Seems legit . so you play outside ? or on the street ? or where the hell do you play that old ladies can just hand you religious propaganda ? Are you calling your mother an old lady ? Because I'll do whatever the hell I want , Thats why Why is this not the top comment ? Actually , the head was in the freezer .... I'd rather not think about having sex with myself edible human centipedes . What sort of guy wants his girlfriend to stop wearing bikini's ? Never ever EVER stick your dick in crazy . Don't be " that guy . " Jaja pues viv ía yo en San Diego , muy cercas de la línea de Tijuana en San Ysidro , y pues mucha gente contaban mamadas así pero pens é que no mas eran mitos porque parece absurdo . Uno de mis tíos jura a dios que es cierto pero no quero saber como sabe Can you elaborate a little bit ? You didn't need gladiator to post on EJ's forum , Blizzard doesn't monitor that forum and WoW has never been known for it's PvP balance . Why would they archive the images in a self-executable RAR ? I could potentially use the images on Mac but I cannot run the EXE on mac . You dream about Pete Carroll fondling boys in showers and it makes your sheets sticky ? His face bear striking resemblance to this one ... have you been visiting other subreddits ( Lucky you , I bought the anthology edition with all six games . $ 90 Yes , that's blasphemy talk . This is fantastic . I wish I were good enough to get involved , this is some of the most important work going on these days and they've only got two people ! Says the man with the butthurt comment Why is the turkey that is pardoned always white ? El único … Womb broom ... he slipped on the grass .. Ok I just " Checked For Updates " for Armored Kill and now I'm downloading the whole 3.7 GB DLC again . Training .. ? . ⇡ vote for the fucking pyrotechnics . Except generals . Those dudes think generally . how do comments like this " You retards are getting bitchy over UI placement ? ! Fuck man , get it together ! Your rage is totally unnecessary I don't know what I was expecting . Ummm . Oh-kay then .... ah , I mentioned the DJ because I knew him , that's why I looked his way too . I doubt he would have stopped her or anything it just would have felt weird ... for him ... to look ... Well , * now * , it's because I got downvoted for offering my support of a Serviceman . Same thing happened to me but it was an S Class . I'm psychic . I see all , so next time you're taking a shower you should cover up unless you want me to see Someone has to ' leave ' the adult table before you can move from the kids table . That spot that separates the ass from the cooter … Macros aren't evil at all when used responsibly . Calling a critical part of the language evil is a silly blanket statement . I didn't know . What if that's the reply he got ? * Looks at username * This is really hardcore stuff .... ... and Uncle Tar Heels = Plot twist : can be used to aid a woman raping a man . It takes real men to hate something created for 14 year old girls . There are no giants in this picture . Gold ... This is a small step away from that which must not be mentioned . Thanks for getting this melody stuck in my head for hours It's like spacedicks First time I got a kindle ( for 50 shades of science ) , I didn't realize that you had to slide the arrow down / across to unlock it . I stared at it for 6 hours wondering why the charge bar wasn't growing any longer yet I had been charging the kindle for over 6 hours . As a stoner , I take offense sir . * * What would she be achieving by keeping the skull in the freezer ? Surly wouldn't be to preserve it ... Brain rot ? Agreed . I get lag spikes where everyone moonwalks but I can still chat . Then after 5 minutes I disconnect and upon reconnecting the client crashes . I kill processes and restart only to fail . It will connect when the game is over and I see a loss in post game lobby as team mates talk shit about my disconnect . ... no homo ? His semen can probably be made into whiskey Don't everyone volunteer at once ! Get behind . * behind * That's it ? What a beautiful way to remember such a horrific disaster , by not cleaning it up . I read the first sentence and there is already a typo You are interesting as fuck . Thanks for the clarification . Yeah those pleasure nerves ... Why not ask a locker room friend about his penis . Easy . Or just feel it Wow , the game isn't even out yet . What an asshole . Some of you only studied a ~ 2.5 weeks and passed ? I'm not qualified to take the exam yet , but I thought each section would probably take 2 months of studying for ~ 25-30 hr / week . Either you guys are really smart or I'm overestimating the difficulty of the test . Great , now I'm conscious of it Yep ! And then there are the ones who are like " Bro , pack jeans you totally dont want to look like a tourist . " Sovereign already got the owner I have recently been told that the word day could mean 13 billion years . What a loser , keeping them from performing their god given right to murder 2008 came before 2007 I hope he pays them for using their phone ... Yeah , they sure can be . And parents teaching their kids to discriminate ? way to go ... Says the VikingSlayer . To add to this , whenever there is a group in the lobby of my store , I just barge through with my 15 + line of carts and expect them to move the fuck out of the way . After doing this two or three times they usually get the hint and move Putting down the human would be too humane . They need to suffer . I here ya .... the OP's title really doesn't need ( or warrant ) the " f * * * ing awesome " superlative * everything is on the internet * Not in apps , although I'm curious why Alien Blue doesn't have all these when it has an option to add A quarter you say ? It's a joke If I left Texas ... The superb Mexican food , the bipolar surprise weather , the football ... I don't want to leave now What is that phallic looking thing on top of your spice rack ? Charger cords . They would probably be like " wut But .. Who was redeemer ? You can't just take a UT map and put it in TF2 , because there are no weapons on the map to pick up . Just imagine the horror when the phone auto-locks I play to roll the dice on Brown in flex . I think I like his upside more than my other options ( J . Jones ( GB ) , Britt or Beanie ) . Although in hindsight I wish I would have flexed Gar çon ! ! ummmm ........... penis ? That was the previous price from the previous ale . It's $ 2.99 now . They actually raised the price for this Black Friday " deal " . Provoked the hulk . I am the only one among my friends who actually likes the cod games I wouldn't be able to fap to to my dead brother's porn . Thinking about him all the time UHHH PROGRESS ? You were being sarcastic ? Just a regular backhand throw . I believe it's a little over 200ft , so not that long . But those trees .. You make it sound archaic and obsolete . I use that joystick to fly I noticed this earlier today so I broke the glass and it was gone , but no sign of anywhere inside where it could be reflecting from Worst red light district ever . You literally just posted * exactly * where you live on the Internet . Good job kid . I discussed this issue with a Christian that believed in evolution . Apparently day can mean any period of time so 13 billion years could be defined as a day if they wanted too . Dexter is on Netflix ? Why ... did I never see it there They are so ... so long . I don't even know what I can use Reddit gold for but I'd like some . I know people who do that in real life Oh god , I just knew this would be here . So where's all the reddit outrage ? holy shit you down voting cocksuckers . I was half excepting porn * I'm a grown ass woman with 15 kids * All . The . Stupid pass Scott . Named Jimmy Rustle And it turns out he is an asshole named Jimmy Rustle . That god damn siren My god I was at the shop with my sister when she pointed this out ... I can tell you the exact place this is at if you want ... Yea and half of the weapons are around 1000 certs each and dont forget you have to upgrade to make them decent . You have to play 6 hours per day for 11 days to unlock that single weapon . And then you have to upgrade it . It's less time consuming to farm money in real world and buy that weapon with real money . Definitely fair Wow . That may be the most un-funny comment I have seen in awhile . " With growing hearts ... " As someone who never shops on Black Friday , I'm kinda curious as to how much those phones would actually be worth . I only thought you saved maybe like 30 % . Exactly . If opening someone else's mail is a federal offense , I can only imagine stealing a mail truck is like 70 life sentences May the Force be with you ! ( .. no we don't I had to come back here and throw out another waaaaay out there theory . I had a dream I was watching sons , it was the finale : not sure about other events but it ended with Donal killing Tara . Wendy reappeared and jax turning back to her for comfort ... It ends with her comforting him . ( that probably only came about because I questioned Wendy's whereabouts a few days ago ) I was pissed in my dream and also woke up still very angry The father of one of my friends passed away when said friend was in high school . His father had made a college fund for him , but him mom spent it all on new furniture for herself . ahahaha , glass bottles We did this once , we all a had a good time , and now it's over . > You are referring to last-ditch ports that had 6 month or less development cycles . Truth be told , I had to get some help from my roommate . It's bullshit there isn't a case out right now that was like the gear monkey soft case I used for the first 3DS . I love elements . Does your psu have an LED in its fan ... Really ? You can go fishing in OoT ? Where have I been ? I'm glad I missed out on that ! Dat ass It's the menu in call of duty BO2 I've seen threads where women bawl over how their SOs watch porn . Or where husbands are threatened with divorce after being caught by the wife watching porn . It had only been sixty seconds Reminds me of this fellow who regularly posts on Craigslist offering to pay people to poop in his toilet . Give them their cell numbers too . My mom did that to me to teach me a lesson about being nice to strangers ... You can leave the fishing place at the lake in OoT ? Where have I been ? Yup , USA only If you don't deliver I'll fuck you with a rake . Try being from West Virginia , " Oh Western Virginia , is that anywhere near Richmond ? " I would probably like your link IF IT ACTUALLY WENT TO AN ACTUAL PICTURE . pretty close to petabytes … " Pesky virginity " Wait , you had a secret affair but you couldn't handle her kissing your boyfriend ? I'm old , so I'm not up on all of you young people's fancy schmancy new football terminology . Yes ... Ben Stiller died 21 years ago ... Am I the only one who noticed them using Facebook on Google Chrome for iOS ? And I'm going to send you there for making me read that ... The one holding his rifle to my mouth made me Is Podolski dip snapping for his celebration ? Yes that makes total sense . Bensonhurst isn't really Italian anymore ... In what universe does soup go on a plate ? My face when he self amputates : Is that a regular thing for you , then ? > I would love a game like this though , with the exception of the pony I was about to ask what is the FB coverphoto resolution . Ah 851x315 ? that makes sense ... Lol , I usually will support a team by how cool their logos / colors are or something else arbitrary I usually ending up receiving something along these lines : Because it was reposted from iFunny . Why are their upvotes KKK members ? I'm an American and I use 24 - hour time exclusively . Except for my phone , which doesn't have a 24 - hour option . When I finally got to the point where it stopped saying there was a problem with my account , I got a message saying that my code was invalid . Shit ... i dont even know how to change it ლ ( Likes to run . La iron ía del art ículo : " CONTENT UNAVAILABLE . The video is not authorized for your location ( PR ) " . But no . bucking . Derpy . Process of pimping also , why was me saying I'd send a picture of myself for proof upvoted , and the proof downvoted ? But we should support them for beveling in something so strongly ! You should be ashamed before a Steam sale Holy crap . I went to SpaceGlop , chose a random post , read some comments , and found a browser for iOS with Flash called Puffin ! Apperently somebody wanted to watch beastiality on his / her iPod , but there were no iOS friendly websites Hmmm , I'm sensing undertones of sarcasm in your work .... getting slightly offended here " ... and is trying to coin a hybrid of “ bro ” and “ homie ” he calls “ bromie . ” Yep . And I had been ignoring the oil pressure light . What a coincidence , so does my dad ! Wait a second ... are we related ? I was going to make a joke about one existing , but even thinking about it made me he stole this guys .... WHY IN THE FUCK DID I WATCH THAT ? ! I had my first Nintendoland crash an hour ago . Now the game crashes every time it's launched just a few mins in . It's unplayable . Hey ! I understood that reference ! I can't believe I scrolled all the way to the bottom ... I see our * * true defense * * has finally showed up . Why are we so poor ? Oh yea Or you could just stand outside and whistle for a couple minutes several times a day like my neighbor . reverse psychology ? Bro ... I just got the same surgery for the same reason Have you read it ? I can see the RPGs flying everywhere already . He looks strangely happy in this . Yeah , but , * widescreen * . I just brought up with my friend today basically every idea in this strip , before I had seen it . I wouldn't describe what those turtles are doing as " heartwarming . " At first I thought you comment was it's okay ... * * This time * * but know ... I'm watching you Why is there no piss on the floor ? I'd say your friends just pretented to pee on the house TIL : Vi unge eksisterer stadigv æk green stars .. complex ... ಠ_ಠ " there " ಠ_ಠ " your " I UNSUBSCRIBED to / r / Politics in order TO NOT SEE BULLSHIT LIKE THIS . The things I've seen in the great war , stamping out letters like they were cattle ... * you don't want to know * Bill Belichick The ground is dry . How much do you drink though ? Enough to a have negative impact on your looks ? Or not that much , but enough to be sexually reckless a lot ? Do you have a gut ? I mean , come on I like my anime yet this ' speech ' is turning me off it completely . He doesn't even say * * WHY * * it's interesting / entertaining ... he's just listing facts and talking about the series ' that he has watched .... which basically consists of ecchi and yaoi Want both ... in my mouth . Nooooow . i didn't mean that ... I think it is No , no that really isn't . Nor have their views on Rudolf Hess , editorial support for National Socialism , and the quoting of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion in parliament helped them . It's frightening to think that people as stupid as your father are allowed to own military firearms One * more ? * Pinch that shit off . It's posted fairly regularly every 3 weeks ... Soo over it . Just answer the hypothetical question best friend ? he didn't see what coming ? You forgot to mention messenger + the google + messaging application . And you're a woman when you bleed from the vagina . My sister and I are messing around Your sons ? Had death adder for years and loved it . Had to reinstall Windows on new build and downloaded the latest razer software and drivers . Now it turns out that I need an account with razer to configure my mouse . Dude ... That is so weird ... Your username is almost similar to my name That scene when he makes the two whores beat each other up Uncalled for dude . Can't miss it , FFS . No ! ! ! Not everyone ... Just those who can rock them . I have nothing against fat people , but when it comes to fat girls in Yoga pants ... Where you can see the Cellulites through the pants ... That shit is just wrong ... That much karma in 1 day is pathetic . I thought the title read " Fearless chicken … " at first . Smash . Meh , I can wait . It's not like I'll need a new one to wear for bowl season All those wasted Coke points ... That heating bill That and you still have the wonderful process of applying to nursing school to look forward to . My doctor measured my height with my shoes on . I know my real height and it added a bit over an inch . When I asked him if I should take them off he said " nah " . So you can run them with so much camber half of the tire wont even touch the ground and that's no problem , but you're concerned about handling from flipping them around ? jesus , fuck bernard pollard . that guy is an assassin They are . " Prepare your inbox " ... THANK YOU ! I hate people who call shotgun and just fall asleep how about you show some manners Dat Girth .... Innocent remark . I'm not clever , or subtle You turn into a gay box Another reason why US ( and Canadian ) falconers give the You couldn't just search one up I'm an idiot . In the second picture .... Is that .... I that really bent fiber ? That makes me so nervous . All I can think of is that's how a pornstar magician reveals his penis for a scene Now Henry will have to go back to sleep to go see Charming to find out what Snow said . It's fucking Netherworld game of telephone . Way to build Mason's confidence Edit , posted twice And watch all his friends get killed in his mum's mouth and ass My day of church was instead spent in a car on the way back to school for 14 hours This is currently on the front page Its glow in the dark grey fabric paint ... that was the point . Childhood ... Mirror ? Some do , just not most of the American ones . But it gets old they all do That sub is fucking awful . I messaged the mod there early on about not needing to allow white nationalists to post all up and throughout his subreddit and he was more concerned with how I'd * found * his subreddit ( like he didn't advertise it anywhere You mean ... Rape ? Why ... Why would you do this ... ლ ( And your username ... Um ... Don't forget the fact you can potentially look at anyone out of the ~ 7 Billion people on earth at any one time . ~ ~ Splash ~ ~ Destiny or Eve's passive . What in the fuck . What the fuck . What the fuck . Yeah , this comment is clearly at the top . Not sure if joking or ... Well , I do want to finish those castle walls ... Ehh wait a minute , what are you trying to pull ! And why the fuck are you watching lesbian porno ? Fapping with my morning boner This is why you often see replies like " > Redditor for 5 minutes " followed by " Don't be rude to other bj mods please That's not what it says * snooze * Snooze * snooze * house fire Every day . Honestly these are funny and all but with all these videos and gifs being posted it's as if global ults have never existed before this More like Poke ... Mega ... Man .. Mega ... Poke ... Man ... You know what I mean Person using the term " first page " made it to the top comment ... Ah , well thanks for clarifying ... * 5 days later * ... Purdue alum with Notre Dame flair ? ! OP creates karma from sitting . This should be accessible while we write a comment . Like pulling down the top bar and swiping to the right . We can add this sometimes you just can't wrap your brain around them not doing the simplest shit . My favorite is " lulu no heal ? " ಠ ▃ ಠ " LULU WHY YOU NO HEAL . " While i'm pre lvl 6 16 grit . I'm just pokin fun . You're concerned over 60 pounds increase ? He makes me like Greg Olsen and Brent Celek I did the same thing , with tea lights & little plastic blue translucent cups . Most of them melted , some caught on fire . A quick-fix medic . Yeah fuck those content creators why should they make money for the hard work they put in and entertainment they provide .... Well , your grammar is about as perfect as the sharpie-bong drawing . Should I assume your parents beat you as well ? i love how top rated comments are now regurgetated quotes from movies or the favorite line from the video being commented on ... Umm that girl is not ghetto and her accent even isn't that strong . Yes , you are clearly responding to what I actually said , instead of just making a straw man argument . I once smoked a joint outside when snowboarding and got freaked out that I couldn't blow out all the smoke . " Dude , it just keeps coming ! " Friend's response : I should not have clicked that . * * Wow , you just explained to all the scammers * exactly * how to game your voting algorithm . I read that as " I'm Barack " 5 bucks Sion.He ' s a zombie.Zombies are cool . I thought Sion was cool . I was disappointed with the outcome Oh , I thought that thing slowly ripped your head off I'd like to think I do my best work that way . It was totally my dick ... I would rather we lose than have an injured Ben play against the Ravens Wait they did ? ! I think he meant it in the loose pejorative sense of the word . As in " it's fucking retarded , so I'm sure all of the water babies riding in on the shortbus will love it " . Also , I think I saw Da_Juice_Mayn at an ATM at Castro / 18th bursting his ' roid veins because a woman was smoking next to him . He dropped an N-bomb on her and then started calling everyone faggots . It was super cool . Guy's it's Google doc time ! ! ! I would love to have organized way to find some cool bars that are / r / atlanta approved . I know some subreddits have a running list and It's normally where I get all my information when I'm traveling . ( Never trust Yelp Do not want . - - The answer is no one ? ? ? smh .. It wouldn't be awesome , but it would help It feels like half of my reddit frontpage is " this happened to my friend : please folks , don't ever use your phone and drive " ( horrible gory nasty car-wreck ) and the other half is people posting photos from their moving cars . These maps are misleading because they do not include land swaps that were offered under both Barak and Olmert . That's just drops of blood covering them . I spent much longer than I should looking at those keys As a Redditriccan all I can say is ... I feel yous meyngh , I feels yous ... happens all the time , but then again , two words : Black Friday ... SO COOL , I SHOULD GO & ENLIST NOW ! It may have been a training session . It may not have been a total ' waste ' of bullets , and yeah , some people may be over-reacting . But the truth is this ; that was embarrasing , not only to the immature soldiers , but the US MARINE CORPS . When I think of my nation's army , I expect professionalism , men and women who take their training seriously and shoot effective targets so they may learn to fight , not make a viral video on the internet about video game consoles . Man up LE YESS XDXD ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This review signaled the last pc gamer i'd purchase . I read this while I was on the toilet .... pooping . It would be ceaper to repair the other bridge rather than span it all over again That lol is pretty suspicious It is called an MOS as an officer ... mustn't be that professional if you cant spell . > I bought it and promptly ANAL_QUEEN didn't know that ? ! That one isn't a novelty account fAKE . Not enough Passenger snow cat hit a tree , there was bark and pine needles everywhere . Driver claimed there was a rock under the snow . This is a ram from the " blade wing . " It ain't supposed to look like that . She followed it up with , " I'd eat those eyes . " yeah , i'll just delete it Just couldn't stop the video That moment when someone , somewhere is judging you based on your reddit account ... Villager : I don't want to see his face ....... Definitely needs a spanking ! Those cheeks need to blush red ! Them nipples ! ! oh ..... feeling rather stupid now And any song by Adele " Fwd " Huh . So thought provoking ... Interesting way of making your point These posts need to stop . Pretty soon , that whole website is going to be archived on here . Forza , really ? You reference a video game when talking cars / engine swaps . Have you ever searched youtube for Thomas videos , there are some pretty funny sick fucks out there . We used to let my 5 year old watch some of the videos on long car rides until we watched one where Thomas was screaming like Jason was chasing him and sure enough , there's fucking blood everywhere and some sort of freakish murderous train rampage had just occurred . You were a dumb child , no ? I found out what porn was and i was like " Why is he stroking his dick ? This is an awesome picture ! What kind of creature is that ? ? ( Don't say " a cow " Ummmm ... the last time I checked Louisiana is where it's at for food ! Actually I take Adderall XR , at 7-8 am . The aftermath of my elder sibling using the facilities . The worst part is that she doesn't even spray afterward Came Here to say that there are a lot of peachtrees in Atl Not at all surprised that this popped up on reddit . It usually seems like the majority of users are forward thinking , then there are those times when I feel like many of you are just closet racists waiting for the next bigot joke to upvote . Pics or it didn't happen ... Bumping . On Reddit . I go to Stony . What a coincidence . Noticed " AUD " so ... Are there Australian severs or do you play US or EU ? Nobody is that fat , nobody You expect a hen to navigate a boat * alone * ? I have to stop clicking links before reading the title .... * * I agree , however , there are many people on the Facebook group that don't use Reddit . > BT to OP , I think the exact same thing . It's kind of a scary song Smash . Smash . Repost . Smash again , anyway . Buy them Oh , you better watch out ... you better not cry . You better not I thought I read somewhere that chickens evolved that over the last few thousands of years ... Guess I must have misunderstood with super volcanoes ... They look so much a like Mine always has to be hard for me to get off . I'm a German / Irish Canadian who grew up in Saudi Arabia . More often than not , people look me up & down and express confusion as to why I'm not darker-skinned . That's Uncle Daniel to you . That brought me on a long , depressing wiki hyperlink binge ... So .... we're playing for the national championship ..... or the Gator Bowl . That's like asking your friend what cake tastes like . What's wrong with you ? The cat with the gas mask . I'd hang it in the bathroom opposite the toilet to make everyone spray the air freshener after they take a stinking shit in my toilet It only took me an hour seven , i count seven balls That gun cutting of mid screen . Those are good deal breakers to have . I'm sorry to hear your ex did that to you . I can't imagine a guy trying to screen my calls . Though , I had a shirt I was * not allowed * to wear in my ex's presence . This kid at my school actually sold porn tapes of his step mom ... You're complaining about getting THAT instead ? Oh God , why ? That Demi Lovato song where she starts off with " The day I first met you , you told me you'd never fall in love . " I find it creepy that the first day you meet someone they tell you this or you are being nosy enough to get that answer out of them . Dammit ! I didn't notice that before wow how creative She most definitely was not . Please don't generalize . Gold Deagle .... I hate you That's you thinking I don't already have a copy She won't allow it these are absolutely terrible .. I completely agree , because those of us currently without spare cash would greatly appreciate the gold to gem prices to go back down to being reasonably affordable Yeah , I have never seen an emotionally-charged rivalry game . I get tired of people wanting us to make porn for them . So MS or GOOGLE should not pay 40 $ to make their staff play a fun game where everything goes to charity anyway ? Your some kind of guy ... OH MY GOD , HAHAHAHAHA , SO TRUE . * * HEY NOW ! * * Wait , we have a purging chamber ? Why was I not told ? ! Only 600 - some subscribers ? ! Wat . > They were a pretty bad team to make it to the SB . None of my friends want to stop watching porn . When I first read this , I thought it was fart skin idea . I mean , really ? ' Down under thunder ' ? It would definitely need a better name . I see what you did there . My incredibly slow rise to the top of a minor media empire WILL NOT BE STYMIED Are you a girl ? Cuz if you are , we could get together and make lesbian porn You have no idea how long I have been searching for a server with mature , friendly people my age You know too much about serial killing .... The underside of porcelain ! That's a HUGE NOPE ! I can't stand how it feels . I hope she doesn't perform demeaning acts for a living now he wants to be killed . Ripped apart while alive by beautiful women .... Oh they do , just never mention that in the comments ... They don't like it ... Even tho they are just whores who cooters probably smell like mayo I am also in so cal .. How much for 1doz . And what're are you located . Also is there a Denny's near you ? Haha god missed ? I thought he was all powerful ? oh god this is .... Hnnnnnnggggggggggg ლ ( I LIVE NEAR THERE OMG it used to be open tho ... I don't see Halo 4 in there I'm more of a french rolling pin kinda gal myself , but those look pretty cool . I'm pretty sure my clumsy self would roll ugly lines all over my dough though Plot twist : It's a video of her Cool , wasn't sure . Pretty sure that's the rule everywhere . It's common sense . People in SA drive like dopes when it's raining . You mention you found it on reddit .. I mean he's got more viewers than any other streamer right now and why , because he did a Reddit AMA and is 14 ? Agreed . God i hate it when people start ranting on about how the ' good ol Minecraft days ' and ' oh the terrain generation was so good ' and ' oh it was only about survival and no rpg ' .. When in reality it wasn't all that good . I bet in 2 years from now , the terrain will change and everyone will start saying how they miss the 1.0 . 0 world generation " 225 looks normal " they gave you a spanking when you were wearing a short skirt The Nightmares I will suffer for the weeks to come . Oh good , is this a thing ? So it's back to levels of deforestation that initially caused such concern back in the late 80s , early 90s ? Wow , that's such great news ! > those countries ? I originally thought this was a Barney Stinson reference I'm only 18 but I've got to agree . Actually 12 might have been worse . They were both pretty awful . Self harm , suicide attempts , anorexia , being locked in a room for months by my mother ( don't worry she gave me a portapotty seeing a fish with boobs is so disturbing I don't simply because I will fuck up somebody's horde and then they will rush mine . Implying that you are using windows . What a fucking dick , he almost fooled poor / u / RecluseGamer > The funny part is that the " I want to save my friend from religion " rants , are basically the same rants that you hear from missionaries Oh , I feel sick now ... i seriously stared at that picture for minutes trying to figure out * why * you were calling that uncooked Turkey a baby . I hate you . Saw the video and called my co-workers to show them . Our boss walked past and angrily asked us what the fuck were we doing watching porn at work . One of the guys actually made things worst when he tried to explain the boss by starting with : sir , it's a girl with her father ..... the eyes of the old man went berserk until he finished explaining ... Uhh , what are you talking about ? The fighting in XII and xiii are 100 % different " Next morning ... " The tie fighter in the thumbnail got me all excited . Are we in the Atlantic or Coastal division ? feminism is stupid . I think I know why he liked vacuums Swag . No . The unknown fact that many people don ’ t know is average pig orgasm can lasts for 30 minutes . Don't ask how I know that ... It was . I was messin ' with the I didn't downvote you Creepy , yet relevant , username . Well yep I'm out ! It made my tree happy Yeah ... Fisker designed the style of the car , and then outsourced a lot of the engineering Not sure if cute that this got to front page or super creepy . i ’ m glad the part about the shooting was a joke , but the “ are you 17 ” was unnecessary I was afraid it was a gif . And I was gonna see it burrow in there PLOT TWIST : It's noon . This is the rivalry the rest of Utah is trying to force on us . Well you know the government want to go all electronic on there paperwork . not for easy data sharing or going green but to make sure all the important stuff is lost when they EMP the world ... Says the guy I work with That escalated a little too quickly . Classical depiction of TIL Ohio makes stupid gun laws . " Cracker-ass cracker " just doesn't have the sting it should . " Honky " is downright quaint by now . So I'll just say : Your face is an exaggeration . Your face is harsh . Was it necessary for him to be naked ? When my parents were my age they had two kids Haha , so whimsical ... Yeah because all of us men are complete douche bags . Please teach us , oh wise one ! Don't ... * * ... Don't put your tongue in th - - The future looks empty . So . It's a nice ass . With a pretty evil looking cyst on it . That's a first for r / popping . Fucking brainwashed . Israel first , Australia second . Fine . Go . Murder some Palestinian children you fucking muppets . > The funny part is that the " I want to save my friend from religion " rants , are basically the same rants that you hear from missionaries I need to inspect your face , but with shirt off I do the exact thing when caught doing something bad . Searches " How to eat a girl out " : Uses Ask Jeeves : * * Yes . funny junk Isn't this from ParaNorman ? I did . By correcting you My smartphone has a faster and more reliable connection that my wired Comcast service . So many notifications on that phone Syntax error , sorry " well there is pakis but they don't count because they believe in Allah and Allah is God's número uno competition " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ No , it's an entirely different game . Anyone else notice that the pictures are really terrible with only about 15 % of each picture actually in focus ? > every single time I asked him anything , he'd give me the Misread Virginia as Vagina . You're talking to a chick that deals with depression , for no rational freaking reason , on a monthly basis . I like apple as well , but this is LOW . They should be ashamed . What a great time for photography ... * * You showed it , huh . ... the purple looks like my mom's handwriting ... As a gay guy , I'd rather not be grouped in with heroin and baby killing . Your a Genevan and a Packers fan ? I think those are the actual rules of checkers ... Aww you wouldn't believe how crazy it is over there ! You think surfing , beaches and cocktails . You do not expect a crazed meth head tweaker to run out of the bushed at you one night and punch you in the eye and split your eyebrow open with one superhuman punch . You sir are exactly what's wrong with festivals and the resell market nowadays . Dat underarm hair . There where leftovers . I saw it today in the news . What worries me , it's that they didn't mention it can kill you , just that it was bad for you and you could get a rash or an infection . You stole this from / r / trees and reposted it here . Yes , only good corvette was the first one , so thats why the C6R won ALMS 6 out of 8 years it was in ? Great ... more overdrive pedals . If you married your sister I can abide by this only if the sterilization is reversible . If not , it's reprehensible and tantamount to eugenics . You know who else was a fan of that Haha I love your response . It's much harder to check her out when her boyfriend knows you're looking at her Way off topic , but whichever Rioter owns that Blazblue fightstick , I do hope they didn't buy that off e-bay in the past ~ 2 or 3 months . That should have been mine why capitalise every word ? I'm not a gay man but every time I see those I'm like Why do I have the feeling my tuition is going to SKYROCKET to pay for this . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Do you have a 4 - gallon bladder ? Yeah ... their kids deserve to suffer for their gullibility A high school friend's grandparents had a collection like the first picture . They called them " nigurines " . I associate RROD with bad things , why would I want to drink a RROD : ed bottle ? That one does work I wouldn't have noticed the black spots if you hadn't pointed them out . Yeah .. only if I was suicidal . I don't think you can fault your brain for that if you're high . IPL gaming league .... whoa , tripping balls Oh , that's what the UK needs more of : government interference with the press . On my Ubuntu install , I can do the following : hold Ctrl + Shift , then type u , release Ctrl and Shift , type ca0 , then hit space . The result is " ಠ " , as in " Because of course , those things are mutually exclusive . I think you should be more concerned about its nutrition than its looks ... Besides , I've never met anybody who thought of a hot fudge sundae with disgust some serious voyeurists around here Women obviously vary down there but it doesn't have much to do with race What browser are you using ? I have seen the heart of darkness , and this video is it . Dear God , that was terrifying . Why do you have a big smile ? Thank you for ruining that perfectly fine penis for me I can introduce you to a bullet . ... She's in the center in the first one . Apple has the same problem in the appstore . That used to make me crazy . Get out of the way dumbass tourists , I'm trying to get to work ! ! They used to clog up the turnstiles too . Who in the hell does this ? it does ? i was server hopping in crowmure but their was nobody there ... i was safe logging and at 8 seconds it said sounds like someone is nearby , i instantly moved but the timer wouldn't f * cking stop While avoiding thinking about their tongue . Maybe it was part of the presentation ? Wait , so a pic is not what makes you interested in a seed ? What is it then ? The seeds name ? The ketchup on steak just pisses me off . My ex always did this , literally one of my biggest pet peeves . Every time I put makeup on when I'm high my wife threatens to leave me ... Maybe I should make a picture linked to it saying something along the lines of , " link says it was 2 years old , but yeah still ; no mirrors on the street .... wat . imgur says this is a jpg My iPhone hates me Sound is space Wow , awesome ! , , ill have to keep and look out for next year Listen bud , I was inside a prego once . I know all I needed to know about lovin ' , and bj's as well . Thanks a lot dad . Heh , we'll see . Your name strikes similarity with someone who had just recently replied to a couple of my comments in / r / feminism Cervical Penetration ... Which is why ? ? Apples and oranges . Many people care about their cats I think this is the female equivalent of teeth-scraping during a BJ .... TIL I've been lied to all my life Well fuck you Qué est úpido ... Riiight . * Shake weights ... * Well then . My first venture into ROM hacking one day will surely be to either implement this in newer games , or to expand the size AND 16 ITEM LIMIT in R / S / E . Any maybe add a few more items , customize how to get those items , etc . Make rooftop sales a bit less rare Yeah , because that's what a man needs .... wife and kids ಠ_ಠ ... especially the kind that has a husband and father that has arrest warrants ಠ_ಠ DA FUQ I got downvoted for asking someone to explain an opinion . I loved that Hulk . I've seen him out a couple times ; one was for someone's birthday holding up a sign and now with a nice curly ' stache holding up a sign for Movember . It's tough to snap a pic because you'd have to pull to the side of 494 and frankly , I'm just too lazy . Try using a zero . What in the hell do they have against pony ? Joe ? Is that you ? There is no solution other than installing Lion ( or better yet Mountain Lion ) it's not going to noticeably slow down your Mac . It's not Windows . No room for crushes , my girlfriend says she's the last one I'm ever allowed to have . Woah , when I make 11 assists I feel proud , but now I feel like shit ... Thank you Toddler induced orgasm At first I was like aw look the cow has his foot in the air . then i was like I'm 13 and DD . ' add ' Celtics are a bunch of pussies Err , gender has nothing to do with this . this seems pretty damn important , yet I can't find this in the news anywhere Mass Effect 2 is terrible . This list was obviously made by a BioWare apologist concern troll EA shill casual gamer . He even misquoted Iron Maiden lyrics . God I can't stop laughing at * long horse * . My fianc ée is giving me the It makes me extremely sad that my country made the list , not once , not twice , but THREE times . And all in the top 25 , woohoo . That looks delicious ... Just , terrible marketing . Why is your UI backwards ? Anyone else see the " new and used offers " section ... Yep , that's a picture all right ... * outside * the universe ? Am I the only one to look at this screen shot thinking the article about Zappos and the hacker would be more interesting ? I don't think that's the market of buyers they had in mind ok you can easily see the hands of someone just throwing the bunny in the snow u got downvoted because of that teemo picture I don't know if I want to listen to a guy who claims he didn't rape her You're not planning on eating him when he gets off the plane are you ? Or Crown Fried Chicken , one is less then 5 minutes away from me . Well I can agree with you there . The other day I saw angry birds candy at blockbuster Looks exactly like the RedLaser app icon And then they use the ol ' 600lb slut on your back . Quality writing that is . And sadly , on WRX's at least , that failure point is the 5 - speed transmission . You totally fcuked up what you were trying to say Not sure if being mild troll Late to the party but ... my aunt once made an offhand remark when I was little about remembering to turn off the oven or the house would burn down . For years I was terrified the house was going to catch on fire and paranoid about making my mom check everything was off . Side note , when I was home from college one summer it did catch on fire How do you know ? I've never met a judgemental atheist ! But a judgemental Christian ? Way to many . I'm about to get ready for a " celebration of life " service . Ex bf's sister had a miscarriage last month and she posted the fetus's picture on fb . My ex said I was heartless because I didn't cry but was disturbed at the fact she posted the pictures on fb . Lemme tell you how excited I am to be around these people " Hubs " * cringe * Sorry , but that word .. it's just so .. wrong Bothered * The only way you'll listen to Dream Theater is by finding covers of their songs that are extremely accurate and are in basically the exact same style as the originals ? The more I see this keep calm shit , the less calm I become . A meme that has leaked into the real world could spell the end for us all ! ! ! Nice shadow of a finger nail . How can you be on verge of 2-0 ing someone when you lost the first map ! ? A word is not a meme ? Fox 5 ' s Its 10 O'Clock do you know where your children are ? With the erie music in the background would terrify my as a kid . I would have nightmares of the tv coming to life then approaching me while I sleep and play the sequence on a continuous loop . Yo quiero por favor I read this as " meet Berlin , my favourite Hitler " Redds , we need to have a talk about what to do when your Lee Sin dives for a kill . Hint : it isn't kiting him when he's leaving tower range . You consider Kenny G jazz ? Why do they like the idea of the girl suffering Dat Ass Agreed . I was moving my Sunderer from Apex Genetics to Saerro Listening Outpost with about eight people loaded up and there was a Magrider coming over from EisaTech Plant . We were on two different paths and I was certain that the Mag hadn't seen us so I announced on Proximity to my gunners that they were to HOLD THEIR FIRE because we were going by unnoticed . " What , Bro ? We can shoot that tank that can out damage us ? Sure thing ! " Are you serious bro ? Hope you weren't planning to put a pool table there ... Glass baubles you know , waffle irons seem to be coming up a lot on reddit these days as surprise endings . " Peers bully " CANES . Those stickers .... That's true , why did Sanji wear that shirt over that suit ? Wtf ... the crunchies man ... I got the crunchies I don't like you sorry No . Just no . You just said it doesn't matter what the author thought of his own work . Wat [ can't delete on AlienBlue I have never had someone yell at me while running but I'm sure I would just have this face While I appreciate your quest for sources Claude Ribbe is a bad historian with an agenda . Many other historians criticized him ( he refuses to acknowledge things done by white people for the black and decide to only study black ... ) he accused these historians ( and sued them ) for racism , because obviously if most people don't agree with him it's because he is black riiiight . God , I wish people who think like this would apply common sense and take into account that they were on an incredibly powerful psychedelic drug and that you have to take that shit with grain of salt I'm a bisexual female . The other day a friend tried to compliment me by saying that I am too pretty to like girls . Be argentinean and enjoy your free gas ... It's more like / r / I'm thinking 1k range . We are seeing almost no use of neural on workers and building their untis . Wow there is a Pop music scene with less substance than the american one . I once saw a " Tight spot ahead " message in front of the kid painting . You'd date your mass-murdering cousin ? We are going to win with a 3 goal cushion ! Mark my words ! You saw it here first ! I just noticed my G . Shepherd is looking at me funny As much as LSU did last year A $ 10 fable gets 5 karma . Rye & Ginger . So many girls classically try to " taste my drink " aka finish it for me Eye of Sauron I got everyone in this bar I went to to buy me a shot .... it seemed like a good idea at the time .... The music As a guy who is 21 and looks like he's 16 , I get this at least once every day . Last time I went to go buy a battery for my car , they lady at the register asked , " So is this like for your go-cart or something ? " Piney gave it to Clay . Clay said he thought he'd give it to Opie eventually but ... I don't like the story , I don't like the way it looks , iirc , the acting was terrible , but I could be wrong about that one . And .. " Tardis . " I've seen it floating around the EU for about a week now @ 69EUR . Glad I waited to pull the trigger for a domestic vendor - $ 25 shipping causes indigestion , not to mention the exchange rate Yea , checking in from the US . No free Xbox Live . She's been promising that anal scene for over 3 years now . Jesse ! I reddit myself to sleep ... but now ... Is ... Is that an animation error ? That gif ? The way the gif is edited makes it look she is yo-yoing the egg yolk . Wha ? Read that as " watching their erection " . Do you guys read the previous comments ? ! Yes it does " That shirt looks good , I would totally wear it ! " Is it just me or are there others that don't get this ? All of reddit users need a brain transplant or brain surgery upvote for excellent usage of Did you really repost your own tweet ? The ability to successfully find AND wear a complete and matching set of shoulder armor throughout the entire game on your hunter . Somebody made a site that simply pulled the top posts from the subreddit and planted it on its own domain . It was hilarious to see a link to this site , on the site itself , that said ( something like ) " TIL there's a site that blatantly rips off our front page Obama is waaaayyyyyyyyy too right leaning for me . This gets a NSFW tag , and 50 shades of grey colored pencils did not . Hyde Oxford excluded ... Looks more like Rygar I was making fun I the title Implying I don't eat big , juicy steaks ... Don't get me wrong , but he was big in Korea before gangnam style came out , it's not like all that matters are western pop charts I am fairly certain that even if you are unemployed this hypothetical example makes plenty of sense . It is just an example , who gives a shit what you would do at work ? It is a generalization and is not specific to you and your work . But you already knew that didn't you ? " Meet " . I've had 3 combat axes at once This same gif is currently the sixth post on the front page ~ ~ Looks like Weed enlisted us , but he also enlisted us in a MW3 one no , no . Women take forever to dress and men fix stuff . Not when they're on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying * Beware of the Leopard . * I had three LR Anything would have been more pleasurable than the zones from October :/ It's okay .. I remember for my LR section I had three A's in a row as answers then I didn't have A for the rest of the exam . Haha well then , I am the opposite of you , since RC is usually weak for me but I felt I understood it more this time around ! I had two RCs at the beginning . I was happy to be done with it and then I turn the page over and there's another one . Thought this was the start of a joke ... Was not disappoint . " Girl " .. 2 in a row is pretty common . I haven't personally seen 3 in a row but I was informed the December 2009 LSAT had 3 consecutive answers in a row a few times ...... IDK MAN IM BUGGING OUT it's getting stupid now , ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ They condemn divorce and remarriage while they read the King James Bible .... Because that's the only way for a female to get karma ? DAT FLIPPER . Looks like a brave old time { ͡ I hope you weren't in a serious relationship 10 years ago . Pointless rant is pointless Are you implying that us ENTs are bad because we smoke a plant ? ! Omg it's an herb . It's medicine . You judge mental hypocrite . And Germany was more successful in world war 2 it seems TIL rape isn't illegal if you're a cop . mark this shit for NSFW yo ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ლ ( He is going to use * all * your stuff . Don't look at the 6 then No it was definitely quicker than most trades , and I know what you mean the GTS is horrible for that . No I will not give you a lv . 9 or under Reshiram for your Oddish . How many times are we going to post this ? .... My father actually showed me photographs of me being born . Because he loves his grandpa . Don't you ? downvote_kills_puppy huh ? I bet it was * you * who couldn't find any puppies and needed a substitute Came in here expecting an obliterated . 357 Magnum round See , how hard was that . Oh god , I just scrolled up from all of these ... how long have I been reading this ? That flag has just taken alot of sewing ( & drinking ) to make . And I've just found out that the franchise don't let flags in without a ' fire certificate ' Agree . It's one of my top 5 favorite books , but I can see the sister giving an interesting , conversation-starting update over dinner every night , then ... Who steals underwear that has been used ... ? KKCUPCAKES . White flour . stare into my eyes .. 19 more days .... That's going way too far , not even Vikings would want to rape and pillage Lincoln . As a black guy . Rape jokes ? Really ? Haha ! Yeah I saw that and was like , " Wut ? DAD ? ? ? Literally : Wtf why are people voting for Psy ... He didn't do shit besides make a funny video / song Most of the verses are about women being raped , houses getting pillaged , and children being killed . I am now questioning myself if God is more cruel than Hitler or Genghis Khan for that matter . I feel like 15 falls under the " teenaged " category . And hopefully , it wasn't peeing-in-mouths weird You get to see some sweet tits and you're saying wtf ? I'm in Australia and I took your advice and sat in the right hand lane . Now I'm dead . You dıdn't see anythıng ... 12 year old me : " What's FTP ? " Downvotes for opinion Whatever for ? THAT'S THE JOKE . Found a picture .. or found a videotape and took a snapshot of it ? I'm not so much concerned about the director , so much as the really crappy low budget movies he apparantely wants to copy . NASA provides a public service ( i . e . engineering technology , scientific information and experimentation , etc ) Excellent way to put it . You all have some really good suggestions . I'm sensing a great deal of " don't give a fuck " here lol . Movie theater vitamin water ? You deserved to be fucked . Also , I just found out my iPod app has a button that let's me add this face , so I'm going to use it . allkpop forum Just noticed the filename imgur gave it ! Was probably used against the growing spider problem ... I can almost read what it says in the yellow one Top comment on DA for that says " Nurse Jenny . " pepsi_next reposting shit for karma ? This is my surprised face --> Fell sorry for that needle ... Until a bird comes through and poops on you . A really interesting article ( don't be scared off by the wall of text , meaning don't be " one of those " that posts " didn't read " gifs > Japanese cartoon With no amount of reasoning was I able to convince my bf that it * does * matter if you change your choice . Finally we played it with me using a dice as a random number generator , because at first he kept guessing me According to Anderson Cooper you are also likely to find your current high school crush . Why was I eating a cookie when I read that ? But thank you ... I guess there is nothing for other doomsday events after that date .... Congratulations ! However , * subi throwing stars in inventory * You must be so proud to be bigger than the Christian part of a predominantly atheist website . good question , I have a tag on my keychain that changes things back ( it's actually a special key I use to pay for gas in self-service stations , the phone was able to read it as a NFC tag , so I could assign actions to it . I've wondered if I could read other peoples gas-keys and write the code to a blank NFC tag and buy gas on their credit ... Only issue I can see happening is the bong gets sloshed around and the tube acts as a siphon , now you gotta wet load and a soggy box .... Guy asks for things to do other than reddit , top comments are people suggesting their favorite subreddits . I have the complete opposite issue . Our workstations are beasts with hexcore Xeons and SSDs . My computer at home has a little 7200rpm ... So I spend extra time at work . But SRS is lhiterally the worst thing ever .... .. Isnt Erin Hunter 3 people When I was you age , I wasn't extinct . ┌ ∩ ┐ ( FFP is definitely my favorite Liga ! Tons of smoke , great stout flavor , and smooth draw . If only they were easier to find a few pennies cheaper . Wow , this shit makes me want to cry ( I took him in the 2nd 26th overall " Yolo county " TIL doing drugs will give you a bad sense of fashion and a black eye . I read that as 5 minutes later Why ... why would I have puss on my face ? * * I REALLY did not see what you did there , till I read on to other comments and suddenly it hit me . ARE YOU MY EX-BOYFRIEND ? Same thing happened to the number pad to unlock the gate to my apartment complex in the hood Talk to animals , will help you MacBook air Interlaced JPEG I thought this was a dildo , then saw the sub .... Alright , it's good because I was about to start calling you a dame post moar pics of you doing stuff with your hands You have a retarded fat face Well that convinces me that I do NOT have " too many " brushes and I will probably start using them just once before washing and storing them differently . Currently they sit in a jar on the counter . seriously . what is wrong with you that you are IN CLASS and you're surfing / r / WTF ? I can't tell you exactly but I'm sure it's serious . Added you to discuss , I have what you're looking for . I was like " he should post the keyboard to / r / MechanicalKeyboards " then i was like " its ripster what sub did you think it was ? ლ ( Yeah , no one will abuse that I was in Walmart once and it was a little bit crowded , I started texting and hit a little old lady that was walking in front of me with the cart . It sounded SUPER loud even though I wasn't going that fast , I was walking slowly . Everybody stopped and stared at me , I apologized and the old lady smiled but I knew I hurt her . I almost cried out of guilt . I inmediately knew that moment it's going to stay with me forever . when did we start hating facebook ? what do people use now ? google plus ? Depends on whether or not your sister is hot As a 5 ' 9 girl , Why were you looking for chandler bings gay father ? margrid the sly OP never fucking delivered ... Sounds like a really nasty porno Dude ... That's disgusting , I saw my dog doing that today in the rug . What ... What is this subbreddit ? I like Queen It's all fun and games until someone gets plague . This comment totally ruined my boner TIL " mas " means " birth . " Why upvote but no comment ? Until the casters notice things ? Correct me if I'm wrong , but does he speak english and " gets what they are saying , to an extend that let's him know if the caster said something he highlighted ? Well that statement was moronic in this context , Reddit has no original content - it provides a platform for original content hosted externally to be shared ... " Incest is wincest " ... How old are you ? Dom is the Dutch word for stupid . I used to be a caddie when I was younger . After my loop ( four hours + with two bags on each shoulder and sometimes some nagging old woman or stuck up old money ) I'd go home , soak in the tub , and rub my feet . There was nothing more satisfying than laying in the tub watching the grass / dirt come off and rubbing my feet . What makes it worse is that they seem to change what is approved constantly . You got this exact juice last month ? Sorry , doesn't work anymore ! My bowl game is during my wedding rehearsal dinner . Is it ? High school principal found my zippo lighter and held it hostage until I returned an overdue library book I think PBS taught me the difference between " fewer " and " less " . Sex and dead grandma in the same thread ... 33M . 20F . Not creepy at all . Always the narcissist , jeffy . It's probably a good thing it dies at normal temperatures . As a female I would be worried anytime I had a bath if I lived in a house with males ... At a closer inspection most of the spyderco knives from the site I suggested are from Taiwan . There's a time and a place for interventions , something I feel a lot of doctors lose sight of since hey , scheduling when these belly-dwellers make their grand entrance is a heck of a lot easier and more convenient . Induction because of risk of still-birth ? Sure ! Induction because you're at your due date and the doc doesn't want to get called in on the weekend ? Wanna know what's funny ? I haven't played in a month or two , let alone post on forums and I get contacted by DashAhead to apply for a mod position . Lexx , anyone ? Weird show ... Why would this matter ? TSM is like ManU ? tread tittle ? I see dead people . Home cooking refs I go to this McDonald pretty often and work down the block in the tall black building .. bigfat pants .... he seems ready So the universe is 105 % universe ? Sexy time with girlfriend at work and sexy time with girlfriend at home . Damnit Ian ! ლ ( * * Edit : * * I'm a fucking moron . omg usa Then don't go commenting pissy upsets comments on reddit because you're annoyed ? I'm not seeing how its our fault ... Sick of what crap . Finding interesting things on another planer 6 light minutes from Earth ? Yeah HUGE science fan over there . It's ... so ..... * * DIRTY * * ....... I need more Yes , be afraid of all men at all time unless they do something super corny such as seen in the movies . ಠ_ಠ It likes to watch . Oh I make sure to love my meat tender . I feel your pain . Peeled a banana and threw the fruit part in the trash . Then stood with the peel in my hand and did this number " What did they say ? They deleted it . Like this : My mom always used toothpicks , and said whoever got them was lucky . Mobile link ... Funny , I had the opposite reaction Maybe I didn't understand it because my brain didn't want to We will give you shame . that doesn't look pleasing " This copy of Windows is not Genuine " Wait a minute ....... the Byakugan can see through everything , right ? THE ENTIRE HYUGA CLAN CAN SEE THROUGH KAKASHI'S MASK Fair ' nuff . I forgot some people don't have RES Why did you post the same image twice ? We are NOT the fucking Yankees . * * " empty " Yeah I can't wait for that either . .... but then they'd ALL be red . > Because I'm saying what is reality instead of playing philosophy . Look at his submitted ... To say my grandma cusses like a trucker would be an understatement . She does it in a Chinese dialect , though . If directly translated , it would be stuff like ' you two can go f * ck each other ' ... Just variants of that That's just ... not right 6 years old ... Malkin is one of the best player in the world and you like him because he's funny > Weird show ... Well , its not only Exchange .. they have 2xDag 2xMbx and 1xCas for Exchange ( plus ex07 for public folders and a 07 transport server ) so about 7 in total .. they have a VM SQL server for each database .. among other things .. their expenditure is massive for such a small company . They have no maintenance windows at all so most ( 90 % + ) of the servers are not updated and have * * RESTART PENDING * * already , some since march this year .. My local gas station / convenience store stopped selling Bics and only carries these , I don't go there anymore white black people ... Or best . There is no way that anole would hold still for the photo . Unless it was dead . So none of these CEOs took their marketing classes seriously ? Audio umami . I put on my sennheiser pc360s ( 555 drivers ) on my ipad . I did not get the tingling sensation or find it mentally arousing though . I did feel the relaxation and the 3d mic was pretty cool . No boners popped . aaaaaaaaaand it's cancelled I'd like one too . Have no money due to Christmas I've got moderate asthma and in college I took a sculpture class . I had an attack so bad I vomited and coughed out clay silica dust clouds . I wasn't the only person who had coughed clouds , too . Thank you . I've tried so many times to explain to people that silence is too loud but all I get is a " I just realized I haven't had a scab in months This announcement seems oddly very matter of fact and frank . And a bit weird that they would just come out in this way . Especially ON the day of the attempt - - who the hell announces that someone JUST tried to commit suicide ? Note , as a black guy , I know what uninhibited means . Once again , There's more than one ? 24 hours of intense barfing and shitting . Do not recommend . Because experience . Same here . She didn't tell me she had a condition , she'd just spaz out every now and then . I finally questioned her about it and she ended up giving me this line . I would have thought as someone who is part of the bearded fraternity you would have more respect for our brothers Went from looking at thumbnail to full pic .. while at work . Tense times A royal Look at the water on the background , looks like some folks swimming but am sure there is a gang rape going on . Can't unsee the butthole pic ... Omg . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Did you just say that consent is a useless social construct ? You obviously are not stalking me enough . Yea probably .. But your link Karma now is 3909 . This has 1640 votes , so you posted it when you had 2268 . Some guy in my grade 12 CAD class would eat belly button lint , those crusty things in the corner of his eyes , and ....... his dandruff . I don't . Oh uh ... Thanks for sharing ..... Dammit , Jerry Greenburg . The aliens aren't going to steal your H2O photo ... So in the patch preview video , they stated that supports would get more gold passively to get their items , and they also said that they made minions worth less . Based on the patch notes , laners will still get more gold from creeps , and now supports get even less gold from assists . Hawtin on 2 ? Clearly you have a complete understanding of sarcasm " Where to put it ... " Hmmm ... you kneed your biscuit batter ? And call it dough ? Where I'm from , biscuits are a quickbread ... Ah , the most prestigious and important skilled trade of them all ... pencil sharpening A license .... He would be the one shocking you , and if it wasn't an experiment , you wouldn't survive . I've never had any issues ordering a whiskey diet at a bar though , except when I accidentally say Jack because I'm with my rich ( read : employed ) friends and have to pay out the ass Wish I could have done something when I lived at home . My parents lived in the basement and the vent went straight to my room upstairs . So every now and then I could hear certain ' noises ' very loudly , all night . That's because they are . had to look confirmed mistake . This deal ended at : 11:59 PM CST 11/30 / 2012 I am wondering the same thing . I'm white . I can dance . If you are awkward , it's probably because you were raised by awkward people and have inadvertently inherited those traits . Unless they are intentionally not interacting enough socially to counter their already awkward presence . It sounds like an excuse for hermits and social outcasts to claim their creepy mannerisms due to their skin color , which is lame ! Like everyone else said it's a Kookaburra ! At my zoo we actually had to start feeding them chicks early in the morning before guests are able to enter the zoo because it always upsets a handfull of people . Although we never have people complain if it's a mouse 62 Euro @27 : 10 ... " It's chocolate covered bird seed . I made it myself " . we all share the same asshole For a movie made in the 80 ' s ? This is seriously a subreddit ? I don't know why I was hoping for this Yes , that was a useful comment with sources . " Ugh dat pacifier :( " and " You missed Dr Horrible . Shame on you . Lugar 40 Argentina que empato con Cuba " Oh hey this sounds like fun ! " * Continue to look at my steam games . See Amnesia first . * Plus .... Mike . And I still don't know ... > i dont know if i would want a response from jizzblister . The reason you're having this problem is one small thing . You're running Vista . Watching over us , with a look of disapproval ? that doesnt look like ron paul Black tar heroin sounds extravagant I'm sure I speak for all of us : No sabia que esto era legal Not everyone has a multiple display setup . Can't you agree that it's more expected of a person for page content to scroll up and down instead of side to side ? And then there's the missing start menu Where are the ducks ? OOOOHHHHHH POOR people are ANIMALS .... i get it No one else has done this ? I think not Why ? Cuz he's black ? Yeah ... It's things like this which make me lose hope for the human race . Things , like this , is what is among the myriad of things that is holding us back as a species . I ... i just dont know if I should upvote this Art appreciation ... everytime we would look at a Da Vinci or Van Gogh painting in the book she would sound like she was having a orgasm . Very passionate about art but it creeped me out since i was in front of her My depression meds may cause thoughts of suicide . He knows French ! ! He kills pope ! ! ! 2 fat men ogling another fat man's manboobs . ಠ_ಠ ^ Did this expecting to see gf , find old roommate instead ..... I think he may have just been a tad bit ambitious The only good toppers pizza is located in Ventura county , CA As someone who was a preemie baby , I was about to What's weird is that it's backwards . Which means something didn't just bite your package , someone took a tooth and shoved it , roots first , into your package Ok so he will fit right in then . Him and Luiz can go on adventures together up the field . Its saying that the foundation is SCP 001 , and that we edit and change what happens to them in the most horrific ways like gods ..... I think ..... I dont know anything anymore > I wanted to drop my Color Copier on her head His feet disappear Yep , that's the * * North American * * flag right there . Try asking r / skeptic … * dat * username I don't get it either . He said convenient . Why ? Why do you hate me ? ლ ( Your spoon is bent Holy fuck , that username . Good pic but clearly 1yrs old .... and using Windows Vista People say that Kubrick was some brilliant director , but I'm sorry ... that movie was a three-hour snoozefest , dammit No . No he doesn't . Not since the .... Hey .. wait a minute ! I still laugh at the idea of a power core from a fusion reactor that has a handy little timer that will tell you down to the exact second when it will explode due to plot hole destabilization . YES ! Nice work ! However it seems like a waste to buy a new board just to paint it and slap it on a wall sorry about the bad pic . * too Un interviu despre romani cu norvegieni si alte natii , oameni care nu cunosc nici un roman sau nu au intrat niciodata in contact cu vreun roman . What about it ? Anybody notice the faint outline of the next page to the far right ? Cat : * Hops up on window sill * Hello John . Every time I leave somewhere I do my list , smokes , phone , lighter , wallet , keys , sunglasses , ipad . In that order . And even if ( example ) I lost my wallet , I'd still add it into the mental checklist ... Not so much mental as .. I say it out loud . I get a lot of shit for it Trust me ... they don't want to see what happens in our living room . Those are ads I wouldn't ever desire to see Agreed . I can't understand it I dont think anybody wants to feel your STI Wait wait wait , this is my thread ... Webb ( of Mitchell and Webb ) was once blocked from leaving the train by a gaggle of excited teenagers trying to barge through him . His response was to stand firmly put in the doorway with a stern ' Of course she was dead ... Who hides an alive girl underneath the bed ? It was about a road accident ... That Winry one Says the guy who has a racial slur as his username So funny ... All Ages .... Cards Against Humanity ... I feel like i just got the " Bait-and-switch " Treatment ( don't know if I should be worried or educated by this . Now , if there is an increased spike in modified cap gun related injuries or death by little kids modfiying cap guns or some headline saying " kid seriously injured by b . b's after modifying toy cap gun " , i'll know how that kid got that information . Well I suppose this is a good method if you like your nori soggy and chewy because it will take a miracle for that nori to stay crisp after all that " moist " No cigarette ? don't you talk poorly about brunch ... so you can turn it in to your professor ? I'm on to you mister . Dat Teeth ... well we thank you so much for sharing . Yeesh , your husband is one lucky dude . I can tell from your comments that you must be real fun to be around Thanks for the heads up " SHITS_IN_YOUR_CEREAL " Warning : Death , would be more appropriate . Well , you know the usual protocol ... ERHMAGERD ! [ Thunderfury , Blessed Blade of the Windseeker ] ! ! ! you have cajones ... ? First I was like " Cool ! " then I was like Hello sir . A shakeweight . So I lack integrity and I'm ignorant . You're a real charmer . Not sure if being trolled or not r / popping ... love ya bro , but Ohhhh , the r / atheism police ... yaaaaaaaaay ... I feel you . My engineering buddy has 1 more semester and he's out next week . Not fair ! Not an English muffin ... Laughed at the beer , I do not disagree with out , but that is out of my hands . I hope god tier god doesn't become a thing I need exercism She's probably just checking if you're dead , so she can eat you I own a Mac . I own a cat . I own sunglasses . Starbucks is palatable . I'm not a hipster . I agree ... What is the point ? Good eye . Even worse , they look like all seasons Which also happens to be a euphemism for human flesh . What is wrong with that face ? ! Not my worst either , just sticks with me for some reason . It didn't even come with everything I needed to do the trick ! Thank you SO much for that mental image No , but it contains them Yeah that got a that was most definitely me today after a chem exam . Accidently threw a CC away ? Err yup . Imma dolt . Guess I was kinda distracted a bit ... Played this with my Japanese wife in the room . She was all " long ass-dreadlocks dear god i live less than a mile from there ... An up vote for the cookie picture .... even if there is what looks like a toilet paper roll right next to them Probably yes . Been there twice and don't remember Brings new perspective to the phrase " you dun goofed " * puts new macbook pro in the bargain bin * ┌ ( EDIT : this thing's numbering them wrong , It says that Larry Page is more powerful than him . Tip = up stupid auto correct , and can't figure out how to fix it in alien blue . That's really high res Ohh I get it you thought I was being sarcastic , I wasn't . But that didn't stop you from prospering from my comment , good job Pinche joto maricon ! ! ! Chupas la verga de tu padre ! ! ! 4.5 sack from from 3rd to 4th . Chivas lost ? ? ? Que rarooo ! I had this glitch once , I hit someone in the front with a knife , he got behind me and started the assassination , then suddenly he died and it said I killed him with a knife headshot Man .. You just brought up something I hadn't considered . Now I will too . I have a feeling this accident is like the Jolly Rancher incident but with sprinkles .......... I'm graduating that day I just finished issue 104 , about 65ish issues after the Governor plot is wrapped up . I'm stressed as fuck You should meet my brother . He got up at 4pm today . To go look for work . OMG HOW SHOCKING ! Yay ! ! ... wait . Which end were you talking about ? ლ ( I did enjoy that post ... I am a lucky cunt Worked great for Andretti when he tried it . Can I pretend that you're doing other things to him ? WHY did the dog have to die ? ! Being born How do you find these ? Mele Kalikimaka , hands fucking down . it gets stuck in my head all year and just when I get it out , it's Christmas again . I was doing my job properly and my co-worker who I worked with every day wanted to cut some corners and she got all pissed off at me when I told her to do it right . She then went to the boss , came back with him , and his face had a serious look of No amounts of I stare into other peoples eyes , just like this no you don't pretty sure im applying for that position , starting next week . better keep my Someone always does that with the purple ones Why not go to the root of all this and simply ban seeking happiness ? No . ... where is the bulge ? Some dipshit spilled a lot of hydrofluoric acid in one of our buildings . I am an Aussie , it's just fine thanks for the concern ! ! " Account Age : 13 hours " Redditor for 2 months ... If you're actually going to worry about karma , looking through your comment history , I'd be far more concerned about your own . And your grammar ... You don't remember whether you're the one who removed OAGF's AMA ? Why did you respond to an almost 3 week old post . Hump ? German for christmas freaks me out . Weih = holy and nachten = night . Holy = Hallowed . Hallowed night . Hallonight . Halloween . Dude ... Have you considered cutting the middle man ? Have you ? Andrew ? I just want some food dammit ! arew you trying to kill the fun ? not sure if you're a chick who thinks I'm a dude or if you don't know how having someone's babies works You leave Bob Odenkirk out of this . He is agnostic They're probably trying to implement their own form of affirmative action by the sounds of it . shall i tag you as “ possibly straight ” then ? Thanks for letting me know it's in stores , I would have guessed you were a game tester . That parking lot sucks . You should see me trying to squeeze into my car while holding four full coffee cups . Piece of electrical tape on webcam He seemed to be using the fork as a steel Hah , leave it to reddit to make a complete mockery of child slave labour . I'd like to come over and clean that table . I was like , " what kind of smoke shop sells handkerchiefs ? And apparently they have overly complex names The kid in the room next to me plays Lil'Wayne for about 5 hours a day . He sings along How much does beer cost ? This entire post was bad and you should feel bad What the fuck is that ? i have $ 50 on Rob Nicol ...... Oh , they never ended up making that movie . You must have dreamed it up or something . Doesn't exist . No you didn't all i saw was the speaker looking at me all like He looks so disappointed with me . Mostly civilians eh ? " * May * contain spoilers " . I have the same issue . Unfortunately for me , it's hereditary . I've been told many times by dermatologists that there is no fix , you can just make them look better . They are almost always caused by thin skin in the undereye area and blood vessles that are close to the skin surface . Treatments for dark circles ( such as vitamin K , etc . ) will only treat congestive circles due to lack of sleep , over exposure to the sun , etc . , and with limited success . Wait , do you mean you're in high school , or you're trying to talk to high school girls ? Im also gonna uptoke the fuck outta everyone that comments love all my fellow ents What I want to know is how did he sleep I'd say Probably shouldn't be working at hooters I know , that bothers me so much too . Blue waffle maker Haha aight . That's kinda scary bro , I live close to Palatine Duck shits in water at : 19 then swims through it at : 27 ... holy mother of pearl What did I just read ? ... ლ ( Kpop in the background ... Dude - - they turned people into husks i had that shirt in elementary . I've been driving through this abomination of an interchange all of my life . It's about damn time they realized it was a joke . By the time they fix it , I probably won't even live here anymore never thought about the smell before ... melt in your ass , little cock boy Lemme smang it girl ..... That got real dark , real fast . You love your Estonians brothers so much that you visit them all the time by ferry ! With empty carts . And pockets full of money . I wonder why .... SIIHP dry ? From what I've read , Kies is a p . o . s . and this is typical . These pics just creeped me the F out . Anyone else with me ? Looks like a bad bad secret room A a long time cider drinker I'm enjoying a good lol at the cider fashionistas in this post . Gaymers / bulmers / magners are not premium brands either , they are just packaged more fancy in the same way that absolut is still shitty vodka in a fancy bottle . Let the guy drink what he wants as I'm sure he's heard of your ' posh ' brands everyone is throwing into the mix > That massive ad is just ugly as hell . And not centered Bama ( for obvious reasons ) , Texas ( I live in Houston . Enough said ) , and , more recently , A & M ( So ..... telling lies to children is okay ? You mean the one with the monkey ? ? Her cup size is 52 KKK why woud you cencor youre PBE summoner name " The " senator ? I hope you're under 18 ... Horses ? Sad to say I'm part of that 7.7 % :( just hoping I get another job soon . Persistence is key , don't give up . And remember .... Don't be anyone's bitch , unless your being paid $ 30 per hour ... First , I read your name as " SoothSayer " , then I was like My face upon learning this now ; i was thinking of something with a deeper meaning Not funny , not clever , not accurate . Isn't this the guy that tattooed his arm of Auburn . Wow , the comments on that site . Marsellus Wallace does look like a bitch . That didn't need fixing You just likened Sherlock to Twilight . ಠ_ಠ .... that is all . Just Ah yes , CTS-V wagon , especially since it's apparently getting discontinued no ! you're wrong ! i'm right ! Yeti of doom . Walked by me , dropped his trash on the ground and told me to " get rid of this " , then walked off . Yea it still burns my ass you guys get B : AC and we get Bioshock 2 . Still the latter has been sitting in my steam queue for more than 2 years because of not being able to use a controller . So now I have no excuse not to play it . Still I want B : AC ! Wah wah wah . But that's exactly my point Yeah , but it would make it harder to kill them unless your one of those people . Don't know if I don't get art , or I don't get Japanese people . Is that a Dental Dam Those are way too small ... 10 guys , 25 women ... and one penguin ... Thank you for making such a substantive contribution to the conversation . Should I click ? So no link ? You lucky son of a bitch , I started it last year and it was doing wonders for me but then ta-da ! I develop a rash and find out I'm allergic to it Let him answer ! I wrote that comment 5 months ago . Not to mention very mildly shaking said money maker . You ain't getting my blood when you need some The whole fucking thing is from The Goonies . To be fair , he may still be drunk . Not to mention about the spandex he is wearing thinking bout dat halo Where ? Oh no sir , I think * * you * * mean Honningbrew Mead Tendons I think They say chimpanzee's are so strong they can rip a man's arm off ... If Te'o really tried ... I think he could as well . We all have problems focusing every now and then , unfortunately speed and size are terrible side effects of Adderall . I really hope bringing up the jersey's doesn't start another thread Dem pubes . He does ... he meets her at their wedding I was just counting how many fucking lol's there are as comments here . See yours is the last one on my page , made the I won't watch it , someone please tell me that doesn't go how I think it goes . Sorry bro , Never cared about endless hours of mental masturbation . The story ruined the game for me the on first play through . Replay ability just doesn't work with garbage . I'm boycotting everything Blizzard and Activision makes from here on because of this game alone . I wish Metzen would have made his own IP to smear . Killing Cain was just the first nail in the coffin . Id like to see you go up against Carl Sagan in jeopardy , Ken . I am sure some 16 year old redditor is like , " I don't get it " Except for the part where he put a live rat in a woman's vagina in the book . Disappointed no one said Jaqen H'ghar . Every man on planet earth wants to wake up to Rosie jones ... ಠ_ಠ for real man ? You're late . Was it I had a jewish guy at my work flip out at me because I told him to have a merry christmas . Didn't realize telling someone to have a good christmas was offensive . I was just frantically looking for this option in my settings Clemson went up . Not sure why it says 0 . I would have The person filming should be breaking this shit up instead of filming ... Taco Bell I just tried to create / r / This is not the first one of these involving Barbie dolls . You should put it on Soundcloud ... What's so wrong about asking someone if they have a shaved cat ? You can't just leave us hanging ! ! " That's really all there is to you , eh ? " ... yeah that is all Why did you not give him a bubble beard ? Staple guns and Scrotums ... You have one one of the best thieves around ? As in , completely maxed gear like thousands , if not ten thousands , of other thieves in the world of gw2 ? I prefer the dota 2 shop over the shop we have right now aswell , mostly because I still cant find shit in it I hope you are fucking kidding me ... This is on the front page Reaction to all things : Thanks for all the great suggestions , I'm looking into all of them ( except Boku No Pico Your account is gone As a musician .... was not impressed I don't see what's wrong . You don't say ! It's almost as if the government is contractually required to keep prisons at capacity to ensure continued shareholder profits or something please no That's what I meant , but reading my comment back it seems I worded it like a tool No . That's not the point . Oh , I'm watching ... Did you say " three " ? The police officer of that when the car falls off . He can say is that friend that there is cookies . Tractors when he is of the that is here . The money . Yeah I was listening to that like " wtf ? they didn't invent that , community was harassing them to implement it like for ages " they wrap the sofa chairs for you ? Hopefully you don't leave your wife and dog behind this time Oh , the run-on sentences . Well done , I'm sure people are downvoting because of zynga's assholiness . It's my cake day so it's more then ok to post funny things that no one has seen before . At least that's what I learned on this website This is fantastic and depressing . Okay which one of you is trying to replace the Nile with lava Not sure if ... Your right ! Downing did transfer this year ! How could I forget ? I turned food off I could tell that was Scott from the ass ... that's a bit of a worry . Steve ? ! Video Category : Education Waste of a good candy cane .... Now if it was to go into your clit , that's a whole different story .. I think the guy that posted this one glock talk said be had two of em . Why is there a maximalist , non-fanmade poster hanging on your wall ? Not really . Can't post a pic right now , but it gives the Pyro a Hey buddy , I like Coors light . You take that back . Just call me the grand wizard The Big Bang Theory I have a round shaped birthmark under my right ear . It's about the size of a golf ball . And it grows hair 8th grade . He's actually still in middle school . IIRC he's from Concord or born there . Yay , Bay area .... yay area Smarmy bastard Well I can't be positive on the rim price , they discontinued the Chrome 19 inch option on this wheel .. thanks TSW Like this --> 2000 upvotes and 315 views No , no like this --> I'm like the only Tau player here . I stopped playing though , since 4/5 players are grey knights . Music from apple.mov But hey man ... Broken hips ..... 72/2+ 8 = 44 ಠ_ಠ . Oh wait , she's his granddaughter . * * Too many tiles We just cleaned it up and took a shower he was pretty cool about it . I was so embarrassed , as soon as it started flowing I knew it was pee and not cum . But alas it was too late to stop and he just stayed there . I started laughing and he just gave me a I don't have that option at all What sort of spooning is this ? ? ? You can't destroy us . You can only feed us . Warning : This man will rape you That's not a pun .. I want to give you the He only knows how to play the little girl . Always in the northern part of the state Beggars can't be choosers It was more I went from VLR to P4G . Both are great games . I'm about 25 hours in on Persona and I can't stop My cat does this whenever I get sweaty armpits . Lol , funny you say that . Check my older post and you realize I am a cop . I know I know Not nice , my wife is a pintrest master No shit Right , because the alcohol content is some how smaller than any other domestic . Tool I don't know , I haven't tried it yet due to the face that it has a lower rating than I like to consider . Also , it doesn't even have a Joe DiMaggio episode . > The nazi soldiers were doing their jobs you fucking moron . If you want to hate someone , direct it at the politicians who make the laws . Mine was MajorMUD . I feel really old . If they thought you were Dominican ... they still disliked you . I've heard many a Mexican proclaim they hate for Dominicans and Salvadorians , saying they're ' bitchy ' , ' whiny ' , and have a stupid accent . ( totes jk , but really It's in the movie Considering OP mentioned he enjoys the game I don't think he was looking for an opinionated shit fest , but that's just my reasoning . It's ok though I guess because apparently you like the game / r / clopclop It's funny , when I was little I would do that all the time . His gloves were bubble gum flavor . It's almost like ... he wanted me to lick them . That was posted 119 days ago .. It's either the medkit or nothing . That's the key - trigger burst firing . If you spam it , it is a terrible weapon . Need to be burst firing to make it a relevant weapon . You say yourself you do not know . Get out . esta terminando el 2012 y aun hay gente que se declara pinochetista Not my email Yeah , my kid's 13 and he still got the whole " You're gonna have to use cursive in High School " BS in 5th grade , 2 years ago . I guess they're never going to give that one up . You get downvoted for posting reports on human rights issues here ? ... At 1:16 of this video , he says this woman named Aunti Maria is " servicing some of the members of the audience " I see no hyphens to move . Also American . It's a funny British television show . It's on Netflix . Grab a beer and watch it . a MLP mod ? they have that now ? No love in Adviceanimals , thought I'd see if you guys appreciate my genius . Same here I heard that guys keep those little lotion sample bottles in their pocket for fapping in public Pretty much all of our receivers are better than the two " stars " we signed in free agency So glad to have you commenting on them as well Bear is like " hey that shit ain't half bad , lemme have that bucket , yo , lady .. You hearin me ? The bucket please ? Yo . Bucket . HELLO LADY ! ? Gimmie the damn .. Oh for fucks sakes ill get it myself , stay still ffs , what are you doing , why are you involved asshole ! ? I want the buck - what the hell man Mangoes in to a Bart It's not good that the only player on your team with a ripped jersey is your quarterback . Sorry , but that expression makes her extremely unattractive Well gee , thanks for assuming that about me based on my choice of television shows . Welcome to Wal-Mart , how may I help you ? I'm gonna go with Vagina . I don't know why , it just sounds all icky He goes * * Offsetting pass interference calls ? Seriously , what's the academic value of such a class ? What knowledge will you acquire that will be teaching you skills ? Which skills would these be ? Someone got force chocked That's what he wants you to believe Oh my god this emoticon is just too disturbing . " You were really interesting ? " I have no clue how to do that , so I'll just leave you with a City offered him 300k only the / r / birdswitharms link is purple for me .. * * Find it strange that it happened at 4:20 I'm going to upvote this , but What my parents meant by ' talking to the elephant ' . And at the nominal price of $ 3.50 a slice " The Cradle of Filth " 6 oz . of blood , 6 oz . of cough syrup I know right ? ! I got my dad's sleeping genes ; eyes open and follow you around the room . What . The . Hell . I was expecting the damn light to fall on him but nope .... water table [ George Thorogood - That was supposed to be an easy one .. ! - No Bourbon No Scotch No Beer - It suggests 6 oz . Canadian Club Whiskey - 6 oz . V8 - 12 oz . Bottled water - Or - record yourself .... Well done . Upvotes for you the fact that the only other place this guy posts is in the mylittlepony subreddit Maybe talking is what got us into this in the first place . It was my comment . Wait ... There is baby-rape fanfiction ? hope that won't be you But Terminator 2 came out two years before Jurassic Park ... You stole the top comment I'm an assembly line worker It's in the bloody title Why is this Purple .... Except that Sony intentionally removed that feature and that it can't be done now . Other then that though .... Happy ..... Anniversary ..... Argh yea this , especially when I'm using alien blue and the stupid ' mobile format ' page doesn't fit in the viewing window and the dipshit site has disabled resizing ... You're ... * father * to the dog ? Fucking royals , only stupid humans would kill themselves for something this ridiculous . I watched that whole video . NSFW if anyone was wondering . I'm a girl Whelp , I don't see any way this could go wrong .. Straighten those out yes .. feel the butthurt flow throught you . Nice try , we know about your history How would you know I'll bite . Definitely was in the middle of doing so when I clicked the link . Needless to say my immediate response was : " Car " Should post this to / r / cringe Money is tight and you consider a SSD ? [ looks at his own username ] ... dear god 1300 people pressed the up arrow . Dog meat straight from Chinaland is used in your General Tso's . I suppose you prefer the wood trim ? I'm sick of hearing bout this dude .... that ’ s why he talked about polyfills for older browsers in the same fucking sentence I haven't bought a champion with RP since Draven . I'm always over 21k IP .. No boosts . I've never had any white keyboard turn brown like that . Maybe because I wash my hands after I piss ? Dear God I am 9 months after my mothers > But didn't you hear ? We have the best healthcare system in the world ... To all of the people saying he's faking it to try to scam people : he said he would pay for them . as a white girl from south texas Great song ! ! I was in fourth grade when it came out , it was actually my mom who introduced me to it . We got the cassette tape ( ! ) but all the other songs scared me Kinda reverse from topic but I convinced my entire history class ( year 10 for Brits , 14/15 year olds for Americans etc ) that rubbing cat shit in one's eyes enables you to see perfectly in the dark Wow . People back then were dicks when it came to imprisonment and torture It's parent-talk for a fellatio . Try / r / creepypasta A phlegm machine ? I'd buy that for a dollar Why don't you share with all of us the manner in which the character dies ? Hey ! Put your pants back on ! Breaking . CHRISTmas ? thanks ! I thought it may be only available on prime so I went ahead and supported the team with that only to discover it where you said . Oh well . Easily worth the 4 bucks . Now if it would just stop stuttering when leaving an app and going back to the home screen ლ ( Dem pixels Yeah , that's not good . Its always the dumb ones I had a dream the other night about a guy who had really ugly ' black heads ' all over his face . He looked at me with disgust and started popping one . Instead of the gooey stuff , cat like claws emerged from the crates all over his face . My conclusion is that I've contracted trypophobia from reddit . Wait YOU feel used ? / r / incest You're not my type , cunt . This was happening all fucking weekend . oh man thats hilarious ! i cant believe ive never seen this before ! > IMF : > WB : Since I got my new car I haven't been able to listen to 106.9 and it sucks . Now tell me how my 1998 Toyota Camary radio would get it fine but my 2008 BMW won't . So , are you ? I like how you can tell that just by looking at her That yams and sweet potatoes are the same thing . And leaguerta died I don't see you around / r / NAE 3 often only here Oh Yachiru , some to my barracks later , I have have quite a few sweets for you today ( said innocently with no sexual malice I first read that as " I can't wait to fuck my kids with that " ... She just went to Wikipedia and read synopses so she already just ruined Ghost Stories and Cold Days . That's not the author's fault ( and it's certainly not the fault of the author's gender Wouldn't it just be silly if whoever posted this got assassinated by Korean spies or something ? Said Pearly Gates . I use WhatsApp to talk to my buddy who owns a BlackBerry ... who constantly asks if he can have my old iPhones when I upgrade . Shit , I was gonna try it , but you ruined the whole advanture for me ... GOOD JOB ... Give me something to say then Actually I found it on google The old guy .... Yes . And your username ... Or whenever imugr decided to start working . Wow , you are ... Really sadistic Pretty sure this guy is getting fired . Read this as licking . Had a major Also , his water level stays at 20 the whole time . Mine drops to 19 , standing still , in about 1/2 second . Hmmm ... I was doing donuts today and out of no where my car is in drive but accelerating backwards I may or may not have done this with the first version ... Game of Thrones and Adventure Time ? What an incredibly tasteful display of word usage . THE MARK HENRY - garnesh with a wedge of watermelon . Lucky , I've been mostly playing Spartan Ops for the XP , & that apparently puts me at only 150 Matchmaking games completed .... .. to your As someone from the * original * York that literally lives right next to you : flow beta has some hilariously retarded moments where it's like 8 or 9 words into a sentence and then BAM ! you get nothing but the word " to " or " of " and that's IT . rest of the words are gone man . ლ ( Good guy driver keeping everyone safe around him on the road . I used to sneer at learner drivers when I was a learner driver Wait a minute - for men ? ? I also deleted that thread after deciding to keep that info private ... ... like English isn't complicated at all Can't upload from my phone right now . First world problem right here . Mainstream Dubstep . Microsoft , Scion , Lexus , HP ... all their damn commercials have dubstep in them now . Its getting to be ridiculous ! Seriously , I saw a jewelry commercial playing a Dubstep version of a Christmas song today ... Still waiting for the Dubstep tampon commercials to start airing . Why do you think this is " This little fella is adorable , not really a My uncle makes my cousin wear this and a necklace , and he's convinced that it really works . My cousin looks like a mini dumbass . and you don't provide a link for us lazies . And to think I ate one ... just to find out its abilities ... OP how dare you connect the chive with the reddit robot .... Gtfo Thanks for that . What shady ass place did you work for ? I'm pretty sure this was posted here when it came out six months ago ? ( definitely in / r / science , I recall people questioning the accuracy of the _full - CI_ calculations Dead babies squished .... One of my close friends in high school once said something that implied he thought the world was 2000 years old . I questioned him about it and it turns out he did think that . The tenth picture This sounds like a cult . The problem with the GP's movie , is that the sentient zombie is a love interest . That bed and book shelf right next to the rainfall shower with no doors seems like a great idea ... I visualized it happening " I'm not into all that science shit , man . " Gift card for 1 visit to a marine biologist / veterinarian . HAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY I just applied to 3rd shift maintenance position at a hospital ... Hey thats a really good idea . " Had had " That trailer sure made ME a " man of steel " lol How original . I could of sworn is was way more haha , could provide a link ? I have the worst luck finding things on the internet I read that as fuck at first Yeah , we won't need helium in 300 years . Not a chance , we will stop needing it for hightech industry entirely and it will cease to be a problem right guys ? Right ? This is for things beauty related , you making posts like this is definitely not fulfilling the post criteria for this sub ... You're just making people feel bad for what they want to share ; let people have expressive freedom , as long as it's beauty related then it fits ! Man , too many busy bodies on here , and remember , this is just a website , no need to be taken so dang seriously ... Perhaps even [ 11 ] .... Haha ! ! She will look at me with did someone try to shoot him with a pencil ? DeAnthony Thomas didn't even get an honorable mention for all-purpose We * had * a slim chance of hope . I don't see what you did there . Needs a larger mag Yes everyone , the Anarchist Mayor ! If we live long enough , it won't be . 1/1 / 2101 Not sure if Seriously ? Just the timbre alone makes me cringe ... > Seriously ? Just the timbre alone makes me cringe ... You've got it all wrong . Everyone who isn't me likes the show . Cuz Nerd Stereotypes . That's fucking hysterical ! HA . I saw the title then saw " English " and went Hahaha , never thought of that ... Unfortunately , based on previous test / quizzes I got back , there was no bell curve . Yeah , I was a bit disappointed in this . My last ( and only ) post got to 17 and some juice got to 95 Yeah , I was a bit disappointed in this . My last ( and only ) post got to 17 and some juice got to 95 I agree . However , if you crash into my car , or hit me in a crosswalk , while you're talking on your cell ... I will probably murder you and make it look like an accident . I don't know where to begin with Twilight It sure as hell works . ... So you just said that it would have been much better to respond without lashing out , when I said nothing to insult you , yet now you insult me by saying like a 12 year old on xbox live ? ... I don't understand your logic , sir ... What did I just read ... ? That buzz lightyear doesn't believe he's a toy but still freezes up when humans walk in the room No it's not . That says February 1st . I'll believe it when it's not scheduled on April Fool's Day . Good god that's a lot of acronyms . I bet they don't even understand English anymore .. They just speak in code .. I'm a box ... | Ex-critical care nurse here : most the time cathing a female with a large panniculus , when attempting to find the urethra , is like spreading open a grilled cheese sandwich with mayonnaise on it . All colors out of stock Yes , I apologize , I haven't been able to read the description for every subreddit yet . Maybe some redirecting ? Email ... ... I - ... 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One of my old roommates used to love to tell the story about how he sent a girl to the hospital , he's also a redditor ... Open one , buy an x-ray machine from it & then use the machine to open all with the $ , leave the one without the money ! ! You're a monster . New Zealand is over $ 2 a litre The one in the middle looks tasty i ... have the weirdest boner right now dat face on robin's on pg 3 I've read the first part before , but . . ya . . never saw the second part . THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER ! Fuck I think im gay this gave me a boner ... Exploits weren't stolen . Just a db dump of the available exploits , which is all public anyway . Lamers fell for a deliberately open hole and act like they hacked the Gibson . A steve in black skin with a sword , looking down and has the Sphax ( ? ) texture diamond armor in the night ? Thats too much of request Yeah , and * I'm * the hateful one . as long as you don't blink its still the first gaze Wtf did I just read Hmmm , maybe the war on christmas is real This was just supposed to be a dry run . that's also an impossible rerack I'm not sure if I should upvote it because it is the most WTF comic I've ever read , or if I should downvote it because something this WTF should be buried in the depths of Reddit , never to be seen again . I don't know what else to tell you but you're wrong ! I have the weirdest boner right now ... I'm serious too ... Yes ... I'll make sure I plan that one ... I'm going to use my truck to barley pick up ugly chicks But it works on purple side too . I thought you were supposed to just suck the penis literally as hard as you possibly could . Or you could just go back to the raw file .. right ? You didn't save over the original did you ? Why do you know so much about rape ? That pussy smells / tastes nice ... damn porn videos Your tag in / r / boredlike is " WORSHIP ME " I've found Google Chrome offline essential as I use mine on a train a lot recently ( and I'm not paying through the nose for the wifi ! UK here , not sure what the prices are elsewhere in the world You don't like Halle Berry ? ....... well , if there was blood in it ... Looks at clothes .... Hipster Previous owner MAY have changed the fluid .... it IS an option , and fluid changes are a consumable and not covered by warranty . Although if the 130k ? dsg service is neglected , powertrain warranty is voided . I've seen customers have DSG's completely freeze and do the " prndl flash " and sticking in gear . And then throwing a fit when they have no warranty because they didn't think transmission service was important and was too expensive . Do 13 year olds still use chat rooms anymore ? I thought you don't do IRC Anal bum cover ? I see 5 eyes in this photo .... Deer lover Likewise . I actually work in shipping , so I deal with them daily . It's .... fun ... A screenshot would be nice Enlightened Flute Player . That trigger discipline ... This sounds like the perfect way to get your * wife * interested in bitcoin Denim pants or in Europe ... Did reading that book at such a young age ... effect you in any way , * DarthLolita * I was going to suggest this one , but I thought , " Oh , nevermind , this is a Titans / Jaguars game . She mentioned it's from a hockey game , so this can't be it . " Was she the one posting pictures of her anus They link to the trunk oh I get it just close enough to you so that you can tell if its a man or woman but just far enough so that their race is ambiguous . Makes perfect sense is that the attack that he can do from the bottom of the stairs , jumping over to the ledge and clipping through the platform ? nowhere is safe They look like juggalos before they get they're faces Yes , let's just make crime illegal , then no one will do it ! I . ಠ_ಠ . HAVE . ಠ_ಠ . A . ಠ_ಠ . BONER . I kinda liked this idea until I looked at Iowa's yard per game this year ... 116th in the nation Hahah along those same lines but not sex related , for the life of me I couldn't figure out if girls peed from their vagina or their butt . Even after my first gf ... When I was 18 ... I bought four , and I just ordered two more . Polish addiction ? Yes . Enjoy your weekly military aviation trip to California at a cost of $ 30K , Mr . Secretary . Thanks for sharing the burden of the military . At first , I was thinking " Fucking TSA-holes . " Then I thought , wait ... it's breast milk ... she can make more afterwards . What's the big fucking deal with the breast milk ? Also , who keeps milk out in room temperature for hours ? It spoils . She most really need the money to do that I saw you already ordered from Brastop , but just as validation to your measurements , I measure 28.5 " and 40 " and usually wear a UK 28J , in some brands even a JJ sometimes ! And VS also tried to tell me 32DDD Middle school ? Is that how early premeds start ? Besides the fact that OPs story it isn't real , I am just very surprised that no one has said they can see the upholstery of the couch the cats head is obviously on ... Dick Taker is you .. I tried on my upper thighs recently and it hurt differently from cutting on my arms ... I cut on my face once , never again Damp washcloth and 1 minute . Looks awesome ! But isn't that full of islands ? That's either bad wordplay or bad spelling . Either way , I guessed I could find this without scrolling the page , I guessed right . Doesn't mention Colbert at all .. You do mean the lead guitar lines that both Tosin and Misha did throughout the self-titled , right ? how does that even ... email ? ! You can't do snapshots with email ? ! That you Brad ? You mean like you did ? I'd switch a cat with an elephant . " just my grandfather / mother being a bad ass not giving a fuck " . Fact : we all have had grandparents and they have indeed giving many of fucks . Just cause he is in a bw pic from 1949 wearing a hat and a suit does not make him a bad ass . It is the same as our grnadkids looking at pics of us now in our random tshirt from gap / American eagle / Aeropostale / a & f / target etc . You just changed my life . Everybody doing the same thing to be " different " . Kinda ironic isn't it ? You're still on iOS 4 ? Your delivery could have used a bit more tact . Really ? Your assumption was not that I meant to do it that way , but that I accidentally escaped the \ > character * twice * ? * * 4 people voted that they farm Duriel ? ! Heh . Women are so stupid . Let's make fun of them for having their knowledge in different arenas than us . Because that's fair . Are you trying to tell me that my car doesn't have a speedometer that measures in km ? The odometer doesn't record km ? The signs that tell me the distance to nearest cities that I pass every day on the road aren't in km ? Hmm ... I guess I've been wrong all along A lot better than my place of employment , where we get $ 20 publix gift cards for Christmas , but I got shafted out of them both years due to them not recognizing I was a proper employee Seriously " What ? A circular area with a pond and an island in the middle ? Lets run around the edge and not got the island then get mad when we feel like we're not being told where to go . " I love these guys but some times .... Hashtags ... on Facebook I hope this does not become the case . Good thing you guys are actuaries and not comedians My dad only made meatloaf . Nothing on it pops and the line work isn't that great , i feel like it could have been soooooooo much better . Because this even ? I think you misspelled " Wanamaker's " I live In raleigh and whenever I'm driving my dad around and we see the Fuquay-Varina highway sign , he always has to yell Fuckin Vagina ! ! Hilarious the first time cuz it was so unexpected . Six months later he's the only one laughing ... Lincoln's assassination by reverse-confederate Huey Newton is no joking matter citizen I walked out of my way to put something in the bin today . On the way a man dropped an empty packet of fags in front of me ... Why in the floating fuck is / r / Dragonsfuckingcars a thing . Username ... You son of a bitch ! Step away from my future ex-wife that wasn't bacon That NSFW doesn't always mean titties Esto ni siquiera da risa ... Haw , haw . You receive from the whole team ? ! I think they are referring to the practice of opening a bag of chips when there already is another open bag of chips in the cupboard . * You know who you are That's a * best * list ? I think I just They look like flippers . For your nails . That's uhm ... that's a hand , right ? So 8 is average ? That ! ? From a Pats fan ! ? This man is doing god's work In the credits it says Terry Jones collaborated with him . " too as well of course " Why did I have to wade through all these figuratively-catcalling comments to find the actual advice ? NK - 1 base nuke rush Did you just ask me to try anal sex ? ? ? I feel like Rondo gets so much hate on this subreddit , but yea this shot made me do a University of Maryland University College . I always see this commercial .. innocent bi-standard Are you sure they were jellybeans ...... I'll be watching for that shirt ... Artificial sweeteners . They taste disgusting , and depending on whichever poison you pick , also have been shown to be more damaging to the body than sugar . Here's a thought , actually control your glucose intake and stop pretending that diet soda is good / ok for you .... What a shitty feeling ... * Your * males ? Can't believe a post of someone at a Chick-Fil-A made it to the front page . Attempting to imagine having the first name of " Dick " with these surnames . well then , time to pick a winner Good god most money is not money - it is debt 5 hour energy drinks , It only lasts for 3 Recommending PC World ! It does the base damage and will only corrode you when your shield is down but once it's up you don't get anymore damage done to you . So basically it does it's base damage but the recharge rate is so fast it barely makes a difference . The only reasons I did die was because I hit myself with the Baby Maker > Bitch isn't writing a new preface When I visited Washington , D . C . an Asian lady gave me one of these . My chaperone told me to throw it away because it had AIDS on it . The only time i wear yoga pants is to yoga well sorry then Some people enjoy looking at those This is my second attempt with a pic like this . Why don't you like it . It's green and says ENT What is pissing me off is the youtube comment section .... a good majority of morons think they are speaking * spanish * . Yeah , I didn't even check the source until * after * I read the article . Then I she runs track right ? right ? No way someone could be THAT stupid ....... I get " My boyfriend punched me in the face " Im tired of people ready to wipe someone off after one bad season . Not leading in stats for onceand you're ready to remove the elite status ? Andre is 4th in the league in yards ... Idk where your argument is there . Look my comment in the eye Eh . There are worse things a box could be filled with I've been through all the porns , all of them It clearly says Retweets at the bottom ... I submitted this ages ago So much geeky love . So what I'm getting from all of this is we have only interviewed two coaches , and the media has decided we are interviewing everyone . Bitch please , you know you don't have ~ ~ hundreds ~ ~ any friends . What a waste . Way to go reddit , now they will really take us serious when there is a real issue we all get behind . It's funny but you gotta admit we really cried wolf here . Silly Facebook . It's well known that God hates amputees ... and children without skin . i read somewhere that some doctor offered him free treatment but he refused because he was getting lots of interview requests and was getting kinda famous It would have been nice to post this before it was fixed . Very nice to know ! Thanks ! If desecration was purple I would've entered it as post Sandy gingerbread house . ( too soon .... ? ) Unfortunately Prussia has done absolutely nothing this game But I poop from there People always seem to forget that facebook is public . I wish everyone would stop posting their weight loss stuff everywhere . If I wanted to see how much weight people have lost , I would check out / r / loseit . Seriously , this shit is getting old and hard to filter with RES I can't even begin to tell you how original this is What the hell is going on in this comment section I knew what this gif was gonna be before I clicked it why would a guy be pole dancing in the first place ? When you're washing your hands and the soap falls back into the sink once you've started rinsing them First the Pope gets a Twitter account , now this ? What is this world coming to ? Is this because it's underwear ? Yes , you need to switch to decaf . Holy shit I didn't even notice the tattoo ! I got too excited when I saw perfect " pot " sampler ... Go get enrolled in PCIP and see a fucking doctor already ┌ ∩ ┐ This guy went and bought these parts . Nice work ... > And all the senior employees use this month to take their time off Haha sorry mate . It's almost always a required follow up to the I sort of agree with you about some story elements in games are really bad ( MGS 4 I'm looking at you Whole car to myself . My god . Account is one day old ... Are you trying to imply something ? Nice screenshot with complete words I cringed , I never cringe I absolutely cannot stand when my SO puts her feet on the dash when I'm driving . I tell her every time that if we were to get into head on collision that she would be in a very vulnerable position , and all I get is " well I'm comfortable this way " … I feel like all bald eagles have a permanent he * * makes * * you ? HA ! Starcraft wasnt even out then .. sooo busted Mary Of Nazareth . Lol , some rich kids in my high school started a gang too . They called themselves " MOS . " Mexicans of Stormville . None of them were Mexican . > Also , what about that Exploder ? I tried it order some , but the minimum shipping cost was $ 34 ... I , yet to have a comment great enough for Reddit gold Nice to know you guys a sense of humor ... No . Get out . So much I wanna see too . Because believing in God never killed anybody . Shut up Pierre . That's what they want you to think And no one shot when no one has a gun , hmmm Same here ! I was going to buy a poster on Amazon that was discounted to three dollars . " Fantastic deal ! " I thought , then I go to check out and the shipping is more than twice the price of the order says 50_shades_of_rape ...... Who the fuck cares ? Why are you worrying about this so much when you should be thinking about the kids ? I'm from NFLD and growing up we had one black person in my town , she moved there in the twelfth grade . Leading up to the high school graduation many female students would get tans to look pretty in their dresses . My mother , met this young lady during the graduation and let her how much she liked her tan . Pushes into bed That's a hard question there :P . The Paraguayan person is majorly friendly . Friends in paraguay matter a lot . People had suffered a lot from the unfair wars in the past . I don't know what to say I was like " oh they all talked about how much they like it ! That must have been an awkward discussion at first . " Then I read that last sentence . You're a billionaire looking to hire a urination specialist to pee on people , aren't you OP ? Now imagine this thing crashing on the Titanic ... Surely OP will deliver ... Also that the finals ended when i woke to go to School Comic sans The smell of dryer sheets makes me want to puke . As a machinist that has to create your wacky " designs " I say I would have never guessed this guy was Asian Nah . I'll only go to war over important stuff ... like Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream getting rid of Dollar Scoop nights . Wtf is up with that . A Barbie leg . I .... I ... I love you . I think we're from the same area Cats : Upvote for Astros . Still headed to the front page Oh nice , i've never seen a 3d film before - but that's probably more because of my shitty social life than my glasses Now I want to find that truck and pick those off . Thanks for a new OCD .... TIL circumcised men masturbate more and engage in crazier sexual activities . I just told you where it's from > A vibrating mouse toy meant for cats Dat Treant's face If he is at a fundraiser and there will be children the more pressing question would be , who gets first ? I emailed and asked .... Does not come with bladder . Also that he didn't commit suicide . Dude , come to London , that's £ 20 Winner ? That day when someone breaks into your house and uses them on you ? Once I was walking by a local tattoo shop when a couple of very flaming gay guys came out laughing at one of their buddies tramp stamps only they were calling it a " fag tag " . Never considered pirating until today . My hopes and dreams for a decent SimCity have officially been crushed . At this rate , EA has about 5 years before it is marginalized . I ain't no Harlem Black Girl I was thinking that one of the last one would be full of penises . That's the Master . NO EXCEPTIONS Luke 19:27- ( Common English Bible ) As for my enemies who don ’ t want me as their king , bring them here and slaughter them before me . or ( King James Bible ) But those mine enemies , which would not that I should reign over them , bring hither , and slay them before me ....... Holy bird invasion while looking for sleep ? God will be there for the aftermath . Right . I guess people just assume that if something like this honestly doesn't hit you in the feels then you must be an evil sadistic bastard . ' Cherry Bandit Teacher ' Really ? I hadn't heard . Said nobody ever . I have you tagged as " Loves dolls " I want me some buds Muscowy , you aren't anywhere near Moscow A woman's sheath is her bloodletter Not one single African American . Selective service Why are you using Internet explorer ? I've heard every damned media outlet do this . Kerala police I can't fucking believe that as recently as ' 95 there were still around 50 _active_ punt guns in the UK . Wish i had a friends who want's to buy me champ / skins I'm not sure if you heard ... But not only has this been posted before , but the election is also over . This post warrants two down votes ... But alas , I only have one . Take it and think before you post next time . to me it would probably be that life couldn't go back to normal , i mean once it goes zombie it never goes back The fact that this question is asked about once every other week and Douche Of The Day goes to : Orange Gallardo ! Terrible parking job It took me far too long to understand that you're just a lesbian . I thought there was some other joke happening . No . ^ Just ^ no ^ Saltwater in your nose and eyes and god damn it Because the penis doesn't ... When people make a meme or something about how they hate that meme and it should stop I fucking fear trampolines . One wrong move and you can break your neck . Pick them up with your hand ... Hmm , she deleted her account . Maybe we were too rough on her ? Take out the pics ... The fact that you let her name show through and included pics shows you were going out of your way to out her on a public forum I'm sorry , but everything is a repost on reddit ..... everything As rude as this is , I laughed . I wish I hadn't ...... but I did Going on my tenth playthrough . Never noticed it before , and now I can't do anything but notice . And 11 Domain name why is it that most redditors are the weird ones in school ? any normal people here ? I am Notice there's just the one toothbrush ? Clearly there's a chance here for you to fill that hole ... By which of course I mean one of the holes in the holder . So how do I get this stuff hooked up in my house ? Apparently I'm not very good at reading these signals ... Came here to say this Furthering this , the new tumblr trend , at least within my friendship group , of calling people ' peasants ' if they don't use tumblr pisses me off . " Oh , you don't use this particular website ? I am much more superior to you , and will refer to you as a peasant , while my other tumblr-using friends giggle . " I like how in all these FB posts with parents responding that , somehow , they have no idea how to spell ... Paying for online Watching this gif after 12/14 ... Oh please pardon me for not explicitly stating that I was referring to humans and not frogs and dogs . Finally .... Someone said it Aaaaasa Stop blocking YouTube playback on mobile devices I know exactly what you mean ! My pictures get down voted all the time because I am a man . Okay , Mr Mittens " Macaroni " Romney Oh god , my sister had one of those Kinda like As a dyslexic ....... so he deserved to die ? " via twitter " Is there a picture coming ? Yeah , that cake has to be around $ 23-29 before any extra fees get attached . Came here to say that very thing .... You beat me to it . Keep him at zero I'm sure they don't Smell the weird smell anymore . With little children calling you vulgar and dirty names I'd say average muscle density and yeah the scar is huge . Doc told me it'd be 2-3 " and it ended up being 8 " Bet the kids in the gym weren't too happy . Thread killer You look pretty good for an Asian guy . A Pats fan agreeing with a colts fan . What is he expecting you to reply back ? Seriously ? Don't you HAHAHAHAH DAE ANIMALS ARE STUPID ? ? No , to answer your question , no ... no it is ( most definitely ) not ... Riot Shield ... Everyday is my day off ! Unemployment is a bitch . Good thing I live with my mom Shit she's skinny I had an acquaintance who bought an old abandoned Victorian house in Des Moines - one of those deals where the city will sell you an abandoned house for a dollar , if you're willing to restore it ( he paid to have it broken off the foundation and moved ) . Throughout the entire house , the * floorboards * were * 12 - inch-wide quartersawn walnut * . Yeah they were all juuust fine gettin blown up and stuff Some fly's buzzing about it and a hello kitty sitting next to it ... That's how you know you're getting old . A bit of grey on the head is " wow , cool " . Then a bit of grey in the beard is " hmmmm " . Then grey on your chest hair is But-but ' I like techno . Why did you use your phone upside down ? Kalle Anka's Jul är ingen historieundervisning - det är ett underh ållningsprogram . Hur ofta debatterar du om Kalle Anka med dina barn ? Ah yes , I don't know why I didn't see that the first time I read it . If I ever catch your mom or children sitting in your lap .... " when you can smell something burning , turn off the heat / ac and you should be good to go . " " The content owner has not made this video available on mobile " Is this something you've activated on purpose , or does Youtube make you explicitly allow you this ? Congratulations , you just ignored my whole post and cared only about the little part which even got a downgraded font Running in cotton in general is crazy , running in cotton in cold weather is insane Wait wait wait ... Nicks DIDN'T come up with the 80 yard bomb ? ? ! Why don't we get this kind of treatment from the G Men .. killed it The fact this has been down voted a couple of times only goes to show what heartless people there are around . Do you actually agree that these kids died because they didn't believe in god ? FFS ... Please keep holding Still called soccer in Australia And yet people think Obamacare is a good idea ... OP will deliver Shadow Blade sniper Except for the whole " only if you root your phone " thing , yeah . My GF wants to try this , me first apparently . I'm still pissed off that the Hawks passed him up in the 2004 draft ( woo Marcus Tubbs Morons don't know how to use a downvote button is what . It's like he's staring into my soul Didn't catch that it was the same submitter . I retract my apology and replace it with I learnided dat word from H-manga Screw you , handsome guy with your handsome face , and your handsome people problems . I love how I have Russell Wilson at QB in FF and none of those points are his . Oh god Mr . Stone ... That's what made you go Can't believe how many people said " only my current partner . " Holy crap , the Youtube video comments . John Legend singing the theme for Wrestlemania 24 . I wasn't even aware GPAs go that low . Why would you correct yourself mid comment and then proceed to post the comment anyways ? Admissions , idiots . College Admissions . Haha it's funny but at the same time it's disturbing .. Thank you for ruining my plans for lunch suck it real good . Yeah , I saw that at the bookstore , and thought " that looks cute " . Then I read the title . OP abandoned ship . 3 fumbles for Kap I somehow have the unfortunate combo of " big ass , pointy butt bones . " Some ways of sitting on my SO's legs is just fine , others it's like I'm trying to stab him to death . Sssoooo what's the point ? Just to be dick holes ? * inside That would explain the " London look . " its still $ 3.00+ in California It's like $ 1.20 in Canada beast ? Mf after halftime I think you're personally responsible for jinxing us and bringing on this week-long storm Sixth person " He " My brother . I mean , my sister is already involved . Might as well keep it ALL in the family . I think about my mom . That look on that owls face > I think about my mom . > I think about my mom . Could you breed me charamanderthen I will breed u tododile Hence the word " could " ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Wait , they were actually doing that ? ! Nothing huge but it got my feet wet in here . Trying to submit my Intro post but its not allowing me to post it yet lol . $ 7.80 per gigabyte ? " I laid this one earlier " Far enough away to not hear her child cry while it was getting its skull crushed ... FUCK you for this imagery . That literally triggered my gag reflex I'd give you some FaceTime . Well it wasn't butter You named your HC monk after a pornstar ? The keeper of secret secret keepers I bet you'd stop him / her if it was a straw * woman * . My second comment , it refers to the bug you know what you have done ! " I'll wait two months , they will forget this was ever on reddit . And then you shit in the butter dish and let us eat it ? I'm sure that would be acceptable . Yes we know . All but one apparently ... or she .. That's me if I don't eat anything for a week Yeah for some reason , and seriously don't ask me why , I was picturing a buttery flavor as well Should probably add a vomit warning for the end Well .... Fuck I can't watch TV anymore . Everything is scripted LE STICK I came here expecting lesbians ಠ_ಠ EAT IT And thank to harper the number of protected lake went down from 8500 to 140 People don't get banned for name violations Why would a 5 year old know what morning wood is ? Yeah , Europe has much better public transportation . Part of it probably has to do with the fact that Europe is more densely populated . The other part has to do with the fact that here in the US , not enough money has been invested by the government to modernize public transportation , so it is expensive and not really any more viable than other options . Last I checked , taking a train from where I lived to Boston would cost more than flying Its face says * I have seen things * around 10 years on the internet , and this is the first thing to ever make me gasp i do " dis " for " IT . IS . You could , you know ... fix it . My original giftee signed up a month before SS and has only commented in the NSFW subreddits . Well at least in enough ones to know his exact preferences Facebook link .. I wish to hunt them down and slay them . oh god ... Walmart is a criminal paradise .... rope ... tape ... knives ... plastic bags ... sticks ... CreepyPMs is forever ruining the innocence of " lol " . But ... the video is only a minute long ... Yeah , totally Yeah me too ! I actually said it though ... the people sitting in front of me told me to shut up Let's not get carried away here Arsenal . Two goals is more than enough right now Erm , the * sad * thing ? I hope you paid double for it to cover the Asshole shipping fees No matter when I saw these I stomped them . I just imagined them ending up in my sleeping bag . Nope . Can't find any similar ones on AH . repost with the same title But are you a ginger ? Like me . I just played it ... the hardest part is figuring out what commands the game recognises . I said " enter house " . It told me it didn't know the word enter . NOOO YOU HAVE TO SAY TIL ! ¡ ! ¡ ! ¡ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ This is the most reposted thing ever . Lets try for four seasons , and syndication . NBC is a place of lies Yeah , Rey Mysterio really needed that victory ... No , lots of other people get what you were trying to do as well , but Elijah Wood ? As much as I want to laugh I feel if I was a reindeer this would be me No . You motherfucker Pro . Jesus ... you know normally I don't think non-sexual nudity around kids is a big deal ... but I think this would fuck me up as a kid even were she fully clothed . Why is that kid there . On top of that , Miracast is a separate standard from this Intel WiDi standard that this adapter has . I like technology standards . However , I do not like each company using its own standard . It kind of defeats the purpose of standards in the first place . Good luck ! I've met only two ms redditors with vaginas Trying to say something bad about people with Aspergers ? What the fuck My dad is an alcoholic . He likes to call me up for " advice " . Which is mostly just him screaming drunkenly into the phone . Are you both of the same gender ? ... Why ? Why do people on reddit all of a sudden decide that certain phrases , which were once popular , are no longer allowed ? Like " gem " and " DAE . " I bet in a few months we'll be saying the same thing about " Not sure if that would be the best or worst episode of Hoarders ... You get your shit done right now . This is no laughing matter . Clear my history . You monster russia ... KISS . And you don't have to rape fish so hard . How are you're classes going ? I messed up my spring semester and this fall semester at my school . In spring I had a job as a waiter and was working 4 days a week PLUS the weekend . Worst part is that I worked 40 min from home and didn't come home until 12ish , sometimes later . I focused more on my job and ended up failing 2 classes , withdrawing from another , and my best grade was a D . My GPA that semester was a . 70 ( Did that whole thing need to be a link ? it's a double negative I guess I'd have to include the DMV in the suit for facilitating the mailings by selling my address wow somebody can't take a joke Hey now ... You know what this means right ? They were using ' yolo ' even BC Technically , we are both complicit . I feel bad , and so should you . His pants are down .. I remember a thread posting this concept a while ago here .. Yay ! * More * shit to give me cancer ... Spoiler tag would have been nice on that one I'm a 16 year old girl . I've never posted anything remotely sexual on here , and some guy sent me a dick pic . Yay Exactly . " Let's kick out the people who promote responsible firearm use and ownership ! " I saw a billboard stating the police were looking for a black male , driving a Buick . That's all it said . Still no perma-lightsaber bug fix nor a fix for the inspection bug . That sounds suspiciously like bestiality . Why he fuck did I press this Thanks for all the feedback . Even those who were smart asses . It made me laugh . Well shit ! It better not melt ALL the snow ... i was going TROLOLOLOL ... then I saw which seem to me like twin turbos behind the grill There are movies shorter than this ... He was being sarcastic Oh that sounds wicked . Keep us updated on your tattoos . That could turn out really nice . Yeah , I'm more of a fan of line art tattoo-wise on my own body . I know that feeling , I have the waterbending symbol from avatar the last airbender tattooed on my right hip , and all of my friends who are not familiar with show think it's either an easter egg or an ovary egg . Not cool . I think he has little man syndrome I went to sleep after posting this ... And woke up to loads of karma and people who also like eating out my girlfriend Great now the Gunny want's another safety brief I don't like this . So you make eye contact but don't smile ? Don't you think it might come across as Author recommends cotton baselayers and using your arms to break heelside falls You could SPELL it out for him . What did I just watch The new buffs actually look better ... when you take the trouble to use a magnifying glass Really , dude ? > woke up to people who also like eating out my girlfriend ya but the bill in question , is American That * legendary * Nocturne's Q ... Racism , the whole African-American thing really annoys me . Seriously , they're black . All my black friends say they hate it when I call them African-American , I am English though broh im 1300 and we dont do that kind of shit here , we might have dc's and retarded baron calls but never this low If you find death prophet , enchantress , naga , spectre , phantom assassin and vengeful spirit sexy I'd say you have a problem Sliding out from under me I have a toroise like that ... Same species ... Thanks for ruining my pet for me , I'm very often looking like that What the fuck . I sincerely hope that this trend ends here . Save Halo ? What ? Right . That's what I said . Why post this ? ... When you knew I was about to post exactly this and more ... Great ... Keep thinking its a cloud . That's what they want you to believe Reverse trollism Did your comment add anything of value to the conversation ? Lovely . Really maintaining the tone of the discourse there , MrRC Your coffee looks carbonated .... TIL . Thanks . I'll never understand business . Like when AT & T was bought by Cingular , who was then bought by AT & T Some one really ought to slap AT & T and Verizon CEO's and investors in the face . Damn ... I can't believe they compared me to Hitler , and made advice animals of my comment with pictures of guys on them . I'm a Jewish girl First I had thought that they only answered 2 questions - then I realized that all of their answers were downvoted to hell [ ] ( / sapenguin ) just look at it . Why does stuff like this exists . My heart can't take anymore My wife tells me that we're baking Christmas cookies on Saturday . Please , PLEASE , tell me someone has a screen shot or something ? All the comments are deleted . Elemental hydrogen isn't a chemical . Judging by your username , you aren't straight Everyday ! " Anti-erection pill " I applaud you sir ... More like OJ SimpCon Lmao .. The guy in the back seems to be enjoying the view . Frosted mug Look I'm a huge fan of Radiohead but I'll be damned if Thom Yorke is going to hand cup my fun bits ... oh wait it , no , that would be an honor . I get it now ... I'm a pyro , and I approve of burning this man to death . * * Medifast is low carb , moderate fat , moderate protein , at least according to a coworker . She lost like 80 lbs on it and was looking good . It was super expensive for her though , and right after she stopped she started gaining right back again ... They gave her ' exit training to keep slim ' which involved low fat / high carb eating That's nice to know Is he playing with her bellybutton ? ! ? ! I see what he did there ... iTunes already does this , but in a way that scans the entire network , hence why it's extraordinarily slow at your school . For mine , if I sync over wifi at home , as soon as I take my computer out of sleep , it'll automatically detect it and run the respective processes on the computer . Then I open iTunes and it's already there in the list . Only problem is the error " cannot load sync class services " piece of shit that's been there since iOS 5 came out At first i read it as " your first task is to post tits " Wait he's gay too not just today , I've noticed that the last few weeks in a lot of subreddits . I don't know what it is , maybe the mods are trying a new downvote algorithm or there are suddenly a lot of asshats on reddit So you're telling me at one point in our lives we watched our parents taking shits ... That seems stupid on their part , but I'm not surprised considering that they are saying that we misread what was clearly false statements written in the description of the game in the steam store Definition of butterface ... nice tongue piercings Her elbow looks twisted You can see the elevators in the pic ... It's also blocked in Sweden . hahaha , child labor . You saved your future ... like minority report-ish stuff ... YOU MUST TEXT HIM OR JIMMY WON'T BE BORN Someone hugged me from behind on the tube . Why not ? Because idiots love emotional reasoning which in turn favors ' fear ' and ' death ' ( fight or flight ) scenarios . Luckily , logical reasoning is often here to settle the nerves of thy sheep Curious but how would you expect them to easily get them out if not with strings Not really , ... You know with the video and all Yep . Whoever thought it was a good idea is probably going to be get fired soon ... Reposted to the extent it's pixelated rap ? Ice cube trays ..... A . . . ' Frontal ' ? " merely " ; Mother of God , that isn't a shirt Did the shooter command an army of mindless drones to slaughter in his name ? If not where the hell is the relation to Star Craft ? Hey , I live there > Hva ' fa'en er det for en verden vi lever i ? > g Decades * Possible sold more then 20,000 copies Why is it always shipping ? That was a completely unnecessary image to put in my head . Your girlfriends name is ' girlfriend ' ? Hmm . Welp , apparently despite their website clearly stating " We work all over the Bay Area , even in your city " on the front page , they don't actually work in the south bay . There's a cute girl and you care about the guitar ? Priorities man Just curious , what was you K / D ? Sound advice from i_poop_sparkles Look Of Disapproval . These guys : Yes , of course it's the baby's poor planning skills It's like making spoon rings out of silverware from the early 1900 ' s . Then they say " we're having a hard time finding more of this pattern " , gee I wonder why , it's from 1901 . You took that shot from underneath . Which means the bill is actually face up . Seems like they don't want to let go of their runes and levels Read that as " eat out the Hobbits " . TIL OP knows my balls hang at different heights Very nice , but that username Our DJ just played the original song at our diner ... though despite my frequent reminders he only played Nothing Else Matters up until my wife walked down the aisle and not as she was . uhm , isn't this like half-way rape ? Sounds like fun Good question . Likely stapled on there for extra " likes " . And webcam God . The smell must be horrifying . But , but ... that is a dog Where's Skullomania ? He does We had some bomb scares here in Texas , ( UT , Texas State , ) somewhat recently . Though it was around the time there were finals so it could have just been that Oh god I have tetanus just looking at the thing Why do you * hope * it's not yours ? Have you been fucking 13 year olds ? I see those every single day . The worst one happened in June / July . The guy ( 15 y / o ) even changed his relationship status to engaged Well then , I think it was rude of the photographer to sign this poor little frog ! If you read it , it say " smoking zone " it's really picky in edmonton where people can smoke downtown so usually it will say where you can , rather than 5x the amount saying you can't . not that anyone follows those rules I know ! I think at some point I was kissing his teeth Dammit . I was hoping for onions , and not an intense , crippling fear , followed by nightmares ..... Now you can make powerpoint presentations with QT 5 . Great That's me right now i bet you don't tip the paperboy . At the interest rate the government borrows at nowadays , I doubt you would notice the increase " Party Game " dat qp Nice layup Asik ..... Planet side 2 is one of the remarkable few MMO's that don't horribly fan service , really the nipples REALLY There are LAKERS BEAT THE BOBCATS BY 1 ... Ah hah ! So delusion is your game ! Yes , you're clearly a big winner , as everyone can see . You're probably not a socially-awkward reject in real life at all . You could have bought your own bottle of Johnny for that cost Clinkz not picked or banned Our dynamic is really fucked up . I'm always the one trying to seduce him , it's never the other way around . Call me old-fashioned , but I want a guy who wants to have sex with me The KFC in my town is always running out of chicken . I know , usually prefer digitals .... He's just a troll . But its cool , if someone check out the sub and finds it interesting I'm happy . It's odd linking to the sub has caused such a stir , it's just shaving . I linked directly to that part I kept hearing news outlets referring to the album as Take Five . How could this possibly result in a nice looking logo I think I know said kid you speak of ... eleven * week * , There is only one logical response to this : I can tell you : That day when i discovered that there is a webbrowser in winamp … → ( Unfortunately I have on occasion gone full psycho and then realized that I wasn't even on my period Today , the porn industry suffers a tremendous blow . Dude ... Wait just one motherfuckin ' second ... you guys have REECE'S BUNNIES ? Australia doesn't . I'm sure you'd know . TR own half a Indar , go to try to record a video in my mossie over near our warpgate when suddenly two Scythes come out of nowhere with their gorram A2A missiles . Was ... not sure if I should thank you ... or be sad that my faces aren't ugly enough ... Obviously he's fine . Yeah ... I can fap to this . Oh haha But didn't wash his hands Speak for yourself * puts letter down * * What on earth are you saying ? First you thought I was trying to support the claim made in the headline , now you want " evidence " of a bill that hasn't even passed the House yet . All there is is analysis and snap judgment at that . * Dammit I always end up watching too many suggestions after anything done by vice . Always ending with the Krokodil one . Released on bail ? ? Even if you have what happened on video tape and it shows that you're completely Innocent ? If you come to Gary I will take your surf board . Is that a bad thing ? You'd be giving up a lot of it's value , and probably get some Seeing that face always makes me go Taking the " friendzone " to a sticky new level . Dat Wiggle . A fucking city .... This would be a good match up , but i feel faber may dominate the stand up as rouseys striking is yet to be proven imo . Will fabers takedown defense be enough to neutralize rouseys top totch grappling and keep the fight standing ? Did you read his blog post about how his images are perfectly fine and he can't control our bad monitors ? IAE doubtful that they could maintain an erection with another man there ? Thanks for being the cancer killing the internet and all things fun . And yet he is under 1 kd Let me guess ? He's rewriting the part about finally getting sober . I was reading the first half of that and suddenly it escalated into ... Legal officer is not pleased with your tone . sorry to have offended you all with my innocuous observation . i know how difficult it can be to notice physical similarities ........ I can confirm that PonyLiberator DOES NOT work with the new update . Now to wait for PL to get updated ... I give it 3 days It's funny because it's not that funny . You know this feeling ? One of my favorite sounds . I had no idea it was evil ... Seriously . Last year my boss gave me a canister of peanuts .... Wow ! I can't believe this actually happened to you ! This video is how I gauge people sometimes . If they laugh at this video , I know that we have the same sense of humor and will get along . If they give me This is so outrageously well done , I'm pissed . I know they used to at least . I won a gift certificate for one there a few years back , in a beard contest no less Please say this is sarcasm . Ah yes , the millions of Christians that murder their own families . Vernacular and ' lol ' should never bel in the same sentence . So , by your analogy , every person whose profile photo that comes remotely close should be compared to Hitler ? " Check this box for Jewish seasoning " Makes me smile your in some sort of friendly zone . Doesn't the first profile pic cover up look like a smart cover ? That's the most frustrating thing - - I'm 100 % forward with just about everyone . Congrats and enjoy ┌ ( Where have I seen this before ! So it never progressed to the level that it got to the first night ... and yet you still choked her ? Notice that they don't eat with them in the video ? You might want to get yourself tested ... Either you accidentally a word or my english skills are too lousy to get your point * friend * what are you doing ? * * me * * watching a dog fuck a chicken ... Don't ruin this for me . Clearly the girl melted the rail with her hormones ... Time to start protecting my second amendment ? Wait , churches are protected zones ? I was fucking a chick in a public pool once , I was standing in the hot tub on the seat and she was on all fours on the edge of it , and I was raw dogging her doggy style . That's when I noticed the guy walking his dog , on the phone with the cops There [ ' ] ( / r / pics / comments / n0puh / my_neighbor_wins_christmas / " I'm on to you , ' UpvoteThisRepost ' . Some 1337 h4x pros yesterday DEMANDED I give them final killcam for their trickshots . I told them to fuck off because they're trying to land a crazy shot for imaginary style points in a virtual game . Also they weren't even recording anything Oh dear lord the file was found season 6 was right after they moved the series to LA I'm afraid that you fell victim to a lame marketing gimmick . Krap , I found a funny image of a guy with a blow up squid , thought I linked to the image only . Is that supposed to be sexual . The fuck did I just watch I was excited for my Wisconsin to be closed . But instead I got some measly ol ' slushy crap ... I know this feeling . Sounds like the laziest munchausens patient on the planet I loved staying up late and watching this show . I was a morbid little brat , and I thought the crypt keeper was hilarious . But then again I'm the girl afraid of clowns . As a Mexican who enjoys Pixar I can neither confirm or deny this picture . Difference is these are actually in fairly short supply . I've still got 20,000 candy corn clogging up my guild bank and two alts , and the TP isn't going to run out any time soon either Nancy Drew : SUPER SLEUTH In the back seat of the 80 yr old neighbor's Cadillac inside of her closed garage - Across the street from my fraternity ... The only way into the garage is though the house That is pretty disturbing . Bizarre lives up to his name ....... Of the street sign . this is marketed and sold to people who drive semi trucks .... Why so much PVC ? OMG I love my iPhone and the ease of use on screen keyboard :/ Sauce pls ? I got nothin ! That's why I here . Oh god I no good stories . How did I get here . Really ? Am I the only one who likes Reddit just the way it is ? JB pukes every time she opens her mouth . Yeah , me either . I'm still not , but now I have to poo . How could they not fix that Don't smear the feces all the way up your crack and onto your back . What are you , some kind of animal ? " Oh snap my cousins are raping my Christmas gift in the other room . Should I go look ? " Except that he probably doesn't want to lose the girl as a friend ... Ohhh I get it now , lol . Nice shot ! I especially appreciate it seeing as how I have a hard time getting my dogs not to look like a blurry streak in every . Single . Picture . Ever . That's a disturbing thought ... First time I hear the Volvo driver gets killed You know this feeling ? I didn't really think about it that way . You're right though , people gotta get what's around unless they grow in my town . There's some minute competition between dealers here but not enough to make a difference . Prices went down a bit because everyone's after Opiate pain pills and Heroin . The eagle's face : Wow ! ! Great picture ! So glad you posted this here instead of FaceBook ! Now it's on the front page because it is such an interesting picture ! now i know where this email came from He knew what he was doing ... I'm shorter than Frodo . damn ... I got this at $ 73 ... Wishful thinking . I safely opened this at work . > Sure as hell do . Especially at my inlaws ... They hand out presents one at a time and everyone has to sit and watch each person open one present and hold it up . While everyone in the house is staring at you with that weird smile or anticipation . Right your first song I had a girlfriend from sweden in the past that her last name was Hägglund , distant relationship with the company founders , let me tell ya , she was a rough terrain vehicle too ... I agree , but I don't think this is the place for this since he is no longer with Goggle . Unless of course he's the one who pulled the plug in the first place ... lol wut They were all so amazing and scenic ... then I got to the severed body .. I actually try to look nice and bright when checking someone out . The i enjoy your submitted history I have one and it doesn't say " masters " Well that was a smart idea ... We should place an armed officer at every street corner . What is the point ? I don't get it . All they're doing is reaffirming the argument that godlessness is equivalent to immorality . Stupid . Hey , I don't believe in god , look at my pussy . Half of the price ? Pics or it didn't happen ! This does not constitute a wallpaper Read that as " his penchant for cocks " . I never forget to carry the 3 Wait , what ? I don't remember that part . Who said that ? He knows what i'm thinking about his mom .... Did ... did you honestly not realize that was intentional ? Holy shit , this is the third or fourth time I've seen this story posted * * within one day . * * My question is why didn't you buy those games 8 to 5 years ago ? I just thought of something almost equally awkward . The 2nd year I went to their Christmas with my then fianc ée is when they decided to prank gift me . I don't remember what it was but I remember trying to play it off like I freaking LOVED it . Everyone laughed . Was the cop a coincidence or do you think OP would lie to us ? all of them at the shop , because none of them run I didn't stay I'd love to , but I'm not your type . I'm a dude . Just wanted to pay the compliment No NinjaGinger 666 You said they were unfunny . So I said I thought they were funny . Holy shit . I don't know if I should upvote or downvote . This is the first time I'm having that feeling on reddit . I'm just not going to vote at all . TIL ... Why is this a thing ? It is Man who's this guy . Your username and comment combo make me I don't think you've ever been to sparkhill have you ಠ_ ... People and one set of boobies I think someone already did this I like to imagine this kid going to his mom with a drawing like , " Look mommy , it's a cave ! :D " " Afraid to go through them again for something that was your doctors fault . Makes sense . When I was told without context from a Neurologist that I have Pseudotumor Cerebri ( Idiopathic Intracranial Hypertension for the tech-term lovers ) and will probably need a lumbar puncture ( or multiple over the remainder of my life ) . He said it so fast all I put together was " Cerebral Tumor " What the hell ! You people do realize that chickens occur naturally in nature on many islands in the world . Seriously why is everyone acting like the idea of a wild chicken makes thing fake . Last summer I was cleaning out the inside of the window AC from outside and my daughter turned it on . Fan nearly chopped my fingers off . YES PLS Dear god ! That ( lack of ) spelling ... Especially if they're * squid * women The brave will be forever She is everywhere Jewboy ..... EVERYWHERE We treat psychiactric evaluation as sort of taboo , like " Oh you're going to see a psychologist ? Used sanitary towels stuck on the mirror and writing in blood next to them , ' I'm AIDS positive ' I think FOXNews reported that first . No , this will not be a thing even the lemon ... I'm a guy though , but I frequent ladyboners so I know what is liked over there . > I'm a med student and this makes me fear the origin of the cadavers at our * * faculty * * She's so right As a female , and Barinade being my least favorite boss Never go full pedo . * Consumers * Sunset Cliffs in OB can rival windansea any day of the week and you don't have to deal with rich , spoiled locals who fight about who's preschool is closer to the beach . i really hope that is your facial hair , not your pub Requires iOS 6.0 or later . I can show you a weird position that's pretty comfortable . I bet you're the guy who owns that Lyra plush Learn your facts before you spew them out of your fingertips . You must take a CHL course in Texas carry concealed . Your weapon , when concealed , cannot print or you are criminally liable . Texas isn't even an open carry state . I think this is the first refference I get . Toad stool . You claim to be a muslim , yet call islam fucked up and yet use ( pbuh ) next to the prophet's name ... Tolkien didn't write Sci-Fi I tried this on my friend and she agreed with me . I had to up vote but ... Dumb drunk people acting dumb ... Portals are real Will this ever get old Inc . Aphrolift's Blitzstar in offline tournaments Should have been a penalty You mean they aren't ? Oh . God . Garde moi des Reese's ( Had a somewhat same predicament before I graduated from high school . English teacher had a picture of himself on FB of him completely naked and just a taco in front of his shlong while he held the taco with a certain face ..... Hope your friend is hot . and female / male ( according to your sexual preference ) . and consenting EDIT : While its a fantastic idea in theory , the application has a high potential for " eww factor . " As filthy as theaters are , it seems an awful idea to add a big creasy bag to the equation . Who knoweth the horrors to be found in thy folds ! The best I've gotten is m4m missed connections ads It's a Corgy . And dentistry ... You put the whole joke in the title ... I saw " She is almost twelve " and I was like " Weapons free " 30 seconds in some guy says they're not clear to fire ... " bush " I recommend checking with a doctor . Dude ... Wait a minute .... have you been to serenity games ? Wookie ? Son I am disappoint . I uh ... I understand the term " follow through " to mean something else entirely Can someone please educate this kid . I'm not really in the mood Everyone's saying you're a bad parent , but they're missing one important thing - You Reddit Your username , it's ... somewhat disturbing Stratego is the game of the year , every year ? Think that's bad ? Try Ttotm ... So much Your comment made me go back and notice that his tattoo * doesn't even go all the way around . * from a distance , it doesnt look like your cat It's amazing how much our generation takes privacy for granite . I mean this is a modern day equivalent of looking through an ex's mail and justifying it to yourself by claiming she should have picked it up quicker " ... so you can see the model from all sides " Looks at user name ... Why the fuck do you know this ? Almost read that as " * The hole of the husband is also being probed ... * " Of course :) this is my happy place Normal huh ..... Those SEALs handled the situation so much better Way to ruin a little girl's joke . There's a step forward . DAE upvote to the left ! ? ? Sagan de grass Tyson lol no karma but spoilers Disappointed that nobody has yet made a pun about a navel exploration game The " Go " space on Catopoly is " Scat " You should just force yourself to watch the whole video . You'll soak in some mannerisms of a pedophile and know the telltale signs . When the lady kissed him and he rolled his eyes ..... Super . And gone again Yeah . Ending ridiculously generous tax cuts on the wealthiest people in the U . S . is exactly the same as Nazis rounding up Jews , shooting them in the heads , and dumping them in a ditch . Exactly . The same . I just remembered this is the thread with the beginning of the cum box . A terrible person That would hurt the stock . The common sense is strong with this one Shen and vlad .... Let's remember Rediquette and not just downvote because this comment isn't participating in the left wing circlejerk . Did you design the oil cooler on the 6.0 ? You have ten different mounts in your action bars Yeah , they don't do that nicely all on their own already or anything ... Sion and Cassiopeia Thanks for putting that image in my head WTF that's not a dildo .... Or is it ಠ He reminds me of myself today ... Whenever I see brands referenced properly like , " JELLO-O " instead of Jello , I am * highly * suspicious . Gloves . Ezreal and Talon . Exactly ! It really can only go uphill from there . Oh and did I mention there was a drug dealer there with a bulletproof vest and a . 45 in a chest holster ? Um ... yes . We do . That whole " legitimate rape " thing . Great Scott ! Offer him a chance to write for your blog FFS : how many hints does the dude have to drop ? ' Are British girls hotter than American girls ? ' She was a he . If the key were with the shirt it would make all the effort worth while and significantly reduce the odds of getting this reaction : If it was illegal , they wouldn't still be releasing it with iOS updates Unless the tapeworm is his penis How many dead ones ? Blow it up your ass , you spamming goat ! ┌ ∩ ┐ OP is a fag and who the fuck thought it was necessary to photoshop an already great ass ? Holy ლ ( Haha , Jim and I just had lunch , he said you still owe him $ 20.00 Currently posting from the game . I've never heard the terms " eligible " , " 69 " , and " receiver " used so frequently in tandem with each other . Yes ... Yes . Run play-action before you've ever run a running play . Wait what ? same here but different name You don't have Quiktrips ? ! ? Where do you buy taquitoes ? ! Oh god . He is wearing silk boxers . Fuck NO ! > And : lol : @ talking about the curse like there are rules to a curse She divorced at 17 ? But your chocolate lab's coming back from the farm , right ? Her left boob unsettles me . Last week , it was just a blurry picture of a guy with a troll face shirt on . I can see why you're such a hit with the ladies ... Please just stop Umm ... It didn't have damage already The hog feeder plays mw3 also ? He's playing chess obviously learn 2 They're like 10 ... Trident splash commercial playing on tv in the background I read this assuming you were male , had me all like This guy's past submission as furry Hitler .. Thanks . Yes it does . I copied and pasted into the shortcuts on my iPhone . Every time I type in a shortcut , it autocorrects to Shhh ... * puts candy cane in my anus * ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ i know dat feel bro ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh , yes , because having sales are all about fucking over the customers I honestly didn't think that was a necklace .. I didn't even know there was a dropdown arrow until now ! Thank you ! You forgot to mention , no dick pic , unless you already sent it Thanks ! I think that must have been what happened ! But Morocco isn't in the Middle East but they also used a communal sponge on a stick to wipe I use Alien Blue to Reddit almost exclusively . It's that awesome . An upgrade to reddit allows you to do cool things like This is more than my comp is worth . I have an alienware . Oil spill black ? I prefer dark coffee ! LE FAGIT ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > Your non-argument is amusing , and oh-so-imaginative . Totally not parroting , because nobody's responded as you have Omg I use blue alien and never knew about this ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I would get it , but there is no native way to deal with the P2P wanting to constantly max my upload . I should not have to pay to be a miniature server for them My favorite part about this picture is that she's happy . Oh and ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ He looks great , but his side after picture ... Wow , that was a dick response . Way to evade the criticism--you knew what he meant . Can't tell if quoting Demi lovato or Neyo Right ? ? ? I can't stop now . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I just made a shortcut on my phone to auto correct aa to This should have more upvotes ... why doesn't this have more upvotes And you are a moron My middle name is not Jihad . Be a good boy and buy him a proper one as a gift My issue isn't really aiming so much as hitting things but not getting hitmarkers . I have the same issue with tank shell vs choppers though . Lots of dust clouds . I even got a hitmarker on a Little Bird pilot with a T - 90 shot without killing him or destroying the chopper . Spoken like a true man . nicolas anelka , because he can replace the coach too . I think he was replying to the actual link I posted to in general , outside of the context of what I wrote . I don't know if it's Just keep your seed out of the kids ' gifts . Could someone who has already read this give a brief summary . It's nearly 50 pages and has no TL ;D R . To me that's like my buddy and his ex referring to their kids age as 60 months old .... I had this problem at one point , turned out to be my new air freshener Yes . With comments such as that , you too clearly show your surface value lack of understanding on the issue . When you are that uneducated on a specific issue , it is much better to stay quiet than to talk and sound foolish . " Every single time I try to eat bacon " I put my cats on the desk with me ? 13 hours ? WTF . So it's 6:00 AM in Wellington but your comment was 8 hours ago . Also enjoy the wonderfull lung vein image thing serving as background on sharing I'm late , but .... What other ones then ? I don't know what them means . Thinking Monty Python is not funny . I see how it it is , bringing out the big guns * looks at real dollar bill * why is that drawing so much better This is easily the hottest thing I've ever seen . When she asks why is he having second thoughts while starting to ride the guy did I for me . Am I twisted ? I'm now afraid to get a hamburger Pay monthly for a calculator YES MOST ARE What are doing Santa ? And they're wondering why Catholics are leaving the Church in droves . It just makes me facepalm on the hierarchy getting more conservative . Where the only recent change they make is a few lines in the Mass ? ! " a anthropology degree " No fucking kidding I ended up as a diagram . I got all excited that this article was going to be about Literary VS Non-Literary fiction . But nope . Just an offhand statement that pretty much had nothing to do with the overall point of the article . Keep on keepin ' on , / r / books . Please tell me something was wrong with the ds before you took it apart I just wish shootings didn't happen . Fuckin americans . I remember being like 6 and finding this in my moms room and using it on my back ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ That sounds like the definition of a Douche ... That and TFC . This is the first time I've made That beard Shaming your kid across the interweb ? Sounds like awesome parenting to me . TIL people think " telnet " is an easter egg . Black Friday . What's retarded is that I'm gullible enough to believe what he said about the circle . * No , we don't notice anything * Nice repost . Damn ... maybe I'm autistic . Not sure if I believe you . Yeah and those family secrets are the ones we have to post on facebook Part of the problem you * uncle Tom * Why ? Because they don't goose step through your house with their shoes on like a bunch of fucking douche canoes ? We don't pull that shit in Canada either . Wake up America , this may be why the rest of the world hates you That's enough internet for today . Elvis McJingles Hmm , never heard of this sub reddi - Wish I would have heard about this before I spent an hour troubleshooting the Netflix on my new Apple TV . Yes , yes I are . I started 3 different seasons , and each time in week 1 , Reggie Bush got injured . Not new news Hugh Grant is the biggest dumbass for cheating on her . He had ELIZABETH HURLEY ! ! ! And ruined everything with a hideous prostitute . Quit it Whenever I pop a ( condition removing ) well below me , don't run away from it . Necro's don't have friendly fire . Yeah , they're better , but it's still trivial to dive past the first 6ish levels . I've seen a not particularly fed amumu diving past 3 turrets for a kill around level 11-12 Someone give us sourceeeeeee Hmm 16 , seems like a prime age for parenthood ... I'm sure that you're 100 % ready to be a fulfilling and capable father to a baby boy or girl ....... How dare these statistics compare the jets to the Red Sox All i want for Christmas is .... A silencer goddamnit This is not in the code of chivalry BiA on just a loader ? The only solution : Cuddle in the crate with the dog cool bro I get 19 d / l and 2 up Ok ..... I want one with the alien making the Do we have to post our family problems on facebook ? If I ever get a successful post in / r / funny , I'll make something That snowman outfit Wow I { can't believe I } just just said that I'd have an awkward silent stare-down with a girl I haven't talked to since the 6th grade NO NAMES . Please don't talk about win-loss patterns on / r / 49ers Careful , this guy wants to have his way with you and then bury you under a tree in his back yard It's like he's giving us the same gift someone has already given us .. Just for the credit , on Christmas ! What kind of asshole posts an ad , then * leaves town * ? Whats the other use ? Dat white balance So , how did this scar happen ? In a different form perhaps . I apologize for agreeing with you I held the door open for an Indian coworker once and asked her if there were any traditions like that in India . She said that in India women open the doors for the men . It might be view > keywords too I can't remember . If you can't find it try cmd + shft + k I think that was the short cut . Oh man my memory ... I havn't . damn right we have snowmen ! What time .. ? Voltorb is a pokeball with eyes and when it evolves it flips upside down You're not training your dog properly . Confine your dog with paper on the floor . Bring the dirty paper outside and have him smell it . He will probably go again . Do this for a couple days . Be consistent . Don't beat your animal . Bring him to the same place to go . He will learn . Stupid humans ! Then what are you doing on his Reddit account ? Hell , how do you even know about Reddit ? Your mother is an amazing person and a wonderful human being . Tell her to create an account and post this in / r / stories and I will upvote the bloody hell out of it . I will not , however , give * you * karma in / r / pics for it .. And then you punch them in their stupid faces right ? On one hand , it's .. * kind of * cool , as in not like all the other shows where everyone stays the same age mentally and physically forever , but I'm actually worried about the whole aging thing , cause that means the show will have to end , eventually .. DONOT to drive in 4WD ? That link was already purple . Well , thats where you need to start then ... Keep a record .. Check out prices ... Same as an other kind of budgeting ... Asking people to give blanket advice isnt going to help , all that is all over this subreddit ... Read that and use that if you like , but if you want something that will actually work for just you in just your situation then you need to give specifics I read " Rokmen " as " Pokemon " for a moment and was all Scoop nose bullshit ... serves him right . How would you know this ? ! I feel a bit weird hearing this comment from the " Penetrator 15 " How to skin something . Or someone . Thanks uncle yeah , i was gonna say ... what bizarro call center does OP work for ? i helped almost 100 customers today . Merry Christmas to you too . Never once became a dick after not smoking . Sounds like that time of the month Simple , firm " No , I'm not giving you the key " probably would have been enough to " nip it in the bud " . Toss in a Come on now . Only Jesus would be the correct answer . Jesus is the ONLY answer . Am I the only one that sees the jimmy hat in the upper left Dem . Shorts . It's Fox News . We're you expecting something reliable ? " Bake shop " Ok , rebutal : * * THEY'RE FUCKING SPEED ON THE HIGHWAY WITH A METRIC FUCKTON OF PEOPLE THERE AND SWERVING IN BETWEEN LANES ! * * And when she's married to another man You following me ? Why would you be ? Me three ! Damn Mayan Zombies , stealing all our candy canes ... In a cross-faction era ? Are you playing with teemo Peas ? Are those sweet potato fries ? This became less entertaining when you told me it was porn I can do that in Los Angeles ( aka home ) You know , after seeing that I literally had a whole paragraph typed out but this basically sums it up ......... You're a fucking creep . My dad gave me yesterday something wrapped in paper . It looked like a roll of money and I know they live with like 250 $ per month which is a low salary in Albania . I carefully opened it only to discover a sausage in it . not Retina I haven't heard " finger cots " in years . I remember back in the 5th grade , Catholic school . David P . brought in a handful and demonstrated . The nuns promptly went Novelty account Why would you need to wait for google maps ? The iPhone has maps integrated into it and there are plenty of other great mapping services if your too stupid to figure out any minor directions issues that ALL routing services have . Or , if you are that petty , you can just go to the Google mapping site in your browser . What's the problem ? Ohhhh you wanted to make a tired joke ! Hhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa ..... ... My advice is to reply to messages initiated after receiving the " You both rated each other highly ! " message I didn't assume you always look to askmen as a compass of propriety , I asked . After you had asked askmen a question of propriety . " Revolution , " " Jaguar , " and especially " XBOX " are all trying too hard . The era of the intimidating hurr durr names is over . Microsoft already had a gaming department with a way more kickass name , SIDEfuckingWINDER . Even Kinect would've been a much better name for the console itself . It's gonna be extra lame if they go ahead and make the next one a " Xbox 720 " That is not pi Cannot be unheard While you were at it , you should have talked about the cum box too . Dude , she's his sister Predator drone . but at what cost Mother of God i'm in saskatoon and it hit - 34 not including the windchill last night Driving the fam home . my co-workers in vancover a balmy + 3 last night I got $ 100 dollars to forever 21 from my grandma . Sounds like something people roll at to me . Are you sure the Ghosts can age ? Good album . Already have it . Thanks anyway YOU DON'T SAY ? YOU DON'T SAY ? Is that a condom ... Glad you didn't turn that into T-rexion How do you know that ? You took a key you weren't going to use ? Sounds like sheeple fan boy talk to me . I Ike to think its all the Catholics on reddit needing to make confession for the end of the year so they found confession bear to be likable than the priest yeah , it was . I do feel like an ass , but at least MY giftee got his ... I think , hasn't confirmed yet [ ] ( / yuno ) y u no rape me anymore ? Got pretty far and my game glitched out an item I needed and couldnt finish I asked out a girl I was familiar with that worked at a campus snack bar . Her boss called the cops on me . I should down vote all of you for getting that stuck in my head . My nephew shares my birth date . I got a trolling phone call from my sister telling me I was an uncle , purposefully not mentioning my birthday as with skill capes Every now and then Mad Mike will come out with some kind of high-velocity rocket launcher that is * instantly lethal * to my 50 Axton . I think he cost me half a million bucks in New-U fees once ! ┌ ∩ ┐ Ty , sir ! Well it took me a loooooooong time to become a permanent resident of ' MERICUH ( over 19 years I walked my ass off this summer . 2.5 mi a day , three days a week , for at least 3 and a half months straight ... Until I screwed up my ankle . I'm back to the gym again soon , though , because fat loss is making certain parts a little droopier than they used to be . $ 15 is my limit You being serious ? That's average price for a professional lens used in commercial photography . Have you picked up a magazine recently or viewed a static web ad or ... ? My First look at title : ( Except for the awful 12 year old boy haircut I see whatcha did there ... Then stahp It appears to me that you have a glare simultaneously going through the screens . Just the tip ? While I'm aware it's * lazy * subtlephotoshop , that streak of blue you left on his shirt disappoints me . MFW I used to own an SV650 ( same bike ) and i've done this with a friend Wow this is the first time i see mr tingle say his secret magic words without his costume ( dude in the back Damn it , my witchcraft only strips all the attachments from my primary weapon The sub to news subreddits and unsub from meme and humor subs I can't tell if this is a real thing people do or not . Do you even know what " fractal " means ? Oh , great , another voice from our former oppressors ... I'm sure your dumbass opinion will be well received here . Fat ? ? Or every post I make , ever . Funny story .. I'm a zombie fanatic so my friend said " wait till you see the walking dead cake I got you ! " how the hell did you lose a ton of weight , you look skinny here . " Internet " articles I cannot unsee the image that my mind has portrayed . Manga doctor Looks computer generated to me . Oh this isn't going to be pleasant dear god Downvoted for irritating me . A volcano ! Fuck everything about those god damned sunsabitchez House gives such an excellent Not sure why this isn't upvoted more ... Periods are the result of the uterus shedding the egg ( if present ) and everything a fetus would need to grow . It has nothing to do with having , or not having , sex . I was telling my little sister about the time I got stuck at a friend's house ( I was in 6th grade at the time ) . She said ' why didn't you just call mum with your cell-phone ? ' my response was I thought we agreed that " ka-kah ka-kah " and " tooki tooki " don't work ? I couldnt stop looking at the ... art . What is the problem Fastidious evenings of safe sex . It moved whew . im loving these lysosomal storage diseases that i'm staring at right now . Nice repost . God forbid I get on Reddit and see some original content No , you The Friendly_Ax_Murderer thinks like a criminal . Hmm , maybe someone should be keeping an eye on him . Sounds fair to ... wait a minute Uh ... He got second place . Spear and heavy shield . Keep the shield up and poke poke poke . Some guy from Brazil earned about a million souls off me in the Xbox burg last night by doing this with the BK halberd and Artorias Greatshield . Are they trying to lick his nipples ? Sophomore year geometry teacher . It was her last year at the school and she was moving to Hawaii . I needed a 70 % to pass the class and got a 69 % after the final . All in all , no fucks were given to the betterment of her class and her teaching . Set me back 3 semesters math wise . I fapped I haven't seen a fat ego like that before ! Looks kinda like something else ... So , I would somehow turn into a cow ? I don't exist according to their identity verification form . Now I have to go in to a physical store to deactivate the Web Guard ' feature ' ... Not even a single 900 ? So the article is about an effort to drill two miles down and the lead photo is a guy with a hand auger . Pretty much verbatim what my mother in law said while talking about gun control and taking prayer out of school . Oh Gawd Why I .... what ... but .... I was drunk so that eased the whole situation , but the morning after ... THE MEMORIES It came like that for some reason saw this question 20 minutes ago Lets not get into killing others .... Don't forget scoring TD's ... that's about a glitch as it gets Is that a pool-balcony ? Aren't classes balanced ? If I am ever beheaded , I want to roll my head to face the executioner and with my last few seconds give him That one scene from Pinocchio where they turn in to donkeys . You're just a BLAST at parties aren't you ... According to Wikipedia , its a comedy . brain hurts Puerto Rico is blank The fact that you tried to play straight even though its too goddamn obvious Yeah man . I use things like this all the time . " Fb " Facebook . Lofd = What the hell . And just when I thought there wouldn't be any racism in this thread . Since everyone else is doing Team Fortress 2 references , I shall say this : the look on his face matches NFL player replying to someone named " cunt_stamp " I didn't laugh Dude , what if he saw this ? You're an idiot . You can't get electrocuted by a fucking AA battery . In their cheeks , like hamsters ? ? You outed a politician as a hypocrite . Well done . Glad there's only _one_ hypocrite in the lot . With me it was a priest .. Left handed Alfies I know this face and yet I cannot remember his name .... Arli ? * Really * You mean 0 kills 24 deaths ? Aw hell man , my comeback will be 0 kills 45 deaths the vast , gloomy graveyard of unmarked subreddits .... there's a reason there are 200k subreddits , * * Going for it on 4th and 18 in the 1st half ? * cough * ... do not enter ... Oh God . . . those lips . . . Your cat doesn't like you taking pics of him right next to his food . I saw this as someone's facebook profile picture ... This cat is doing a good job networking My name is Abe . She is not even pregnant . British humour . I really want to repost this to / r / Drugs and trip somebody out Relevant username . What the fuck . Oh god please no ... I would buy it but I have trouble juggling 2 how it is Oh . Well then . That makes it all right . What the fuck is this and why is it in / r / gaming . This place has gone downhill I live in Florida . I also noticed he's running Outlook 2000 ( or older , not sure ) . ... literally ? No safe word ? Yeah , sorry about that . I have this problem ... with being pedantic Bing Maps is suddenly way more impressive than Google , considering that it * loads in a timely manner * That's the joke . Hm , you don't know my sister very well if that's the one you'd marry . Don't be expecting much in the way of domestic aptitude . Holy fucksticks ! It says verified ... By much more I hope you don't mean peeing ! Watched this for about twenty minutes . shitting and farting at the same time is awesome ... Higher view counts will affect search result order and likelyhood that a legit , monetizable view will occur . Like when blogspam hits the front page . ~ 9000 subscribers How did I miss this before I have been smoking at my room for 3 years and never been asked about any smell : o maybe they know ! Oh dear god ! Lol ... I like how my comment is ' Bleeding nipples .... Hey , let's just all stop buying gas . I first read that as on my face . I just went to order this but goddammit it won't ship to Canada . I would It was made by someone who shouldn't have editing software . I'm pretty sure if the Illuminati existed they could hire a better editor . English , Canadian , French , American , small details . You're advising him to ~ ~ invest ~ ~ gamble 10k in penny stocks ? And yet stores like Walmart and Best Buy still sell Diablo 2 and Warcraft 3 for full price ? Did someone follow me around and research my life , then perfetly document my quirks ? " itself " Fair game since he was 12 and was clueless Looks like the left 3 buds are a different strain then the far left ! ! Or I'm high To clarify : Poland is interested in a rapper not watches rape Your username ... Dafuq did I just read ? ? Well next time I'm dating a nympho I'll be sure to measure out the exact length of time it take to become bored . I posted the same thing on her FB page ... So .. are they luring plus size fatty's with cookies ... or are fatty's putting down the cookies to shop . Dude , stop whoring your gf's stache for karma points ! Ah , the FRENCH . No Murderers My face : Secrets , huh ? Congratulations on making it thus far ! I drank a little more after I quit , but I tend to get bad reactions to alcohol if I've had more than a couple drinks ( excessive sweating , flushing , rash ) . If anything I've replaced weed with my iPad , it almost never leaves my side The 3 - d printed record was a repost goldmine too . I saw it reposted 4 times in one day Your first 4 words made me cringe a little bit Right , because if you didn't wash your dick before sticking it in her pussy , she surely never questioned the frequent vaginal infections that came up after sex with you . It was laced , and by also you saying it was shitty weed , prob means it was from a shitty dealer , and they usually put shitty shit on it . Only explaination . Sorry man A dead algae-eater in a little plastic cup . It died in my fish tank last night and I have to go to Petsmart again to get my money back Same handwriting and sharpie for set up and punchline ? bad example .... - . - ( i hate you for making my example not work ლ ( " So what non-sex toy object have you masturbated with ? " Nope , they're not . Especially on an app that doesn't even use in app purchases Like one of those things off of resident evil 4 Broke * it * off ... Any place close to childrens . So then why did you say no ? Now I'm ticked off for getting it wrong . Unfortunately those violent uprisings only justify further domestic spying . It's a little weird that you know that ... Seriously the sexy part makes to song I know why the left it out but why not another word instead Not gay but just wanna see his junk for ... science ? the fuck just happened I guess it's become an accepted fact * looks at user name * ... Thanks ! Adopted him when he was 1 year old from some folks that thought a move would be too traumatic for him Because the actors of the show are everything ? Nevermind where the show originated or who decides what happens . You're right ... the people who say things are the most important . West Island ARAM was just under 4 times as popular ( 3.8 times ) as dominion and yet it still is not in the queue system . Fitting rooms + cameras = So I guess I won't be watching that one then On apple stock market ? I don't know much about chemistry nor am I a doctor , I just know a lot about drugs Why are you trying to promote an Android device on / r / apple Not to mention that it's coming from someone with the name " Anal_Vengeance " playing red-rocket ... red-rocket ... and the dog doesn't seem bothered . Someone has done this before .. Why do you want to think that ? Flattery and compliments will get you ..... something .. but I forget what it was . Until you try to get all fancy and deep throat gargle some salt water ... Wasn't fun Huh , so you're a thing now ? Well , good luck ! I think it's funny how pretty much every rakyat warrior watches you fuck her , then your all chill and shit . I'd be like It's creepy , because he never actually goes anywhere . And I don't think you get on reddit enough More like * my * cute sleeping kitty . This is most certainly not the place to ask . Boosters , hackers , and cheaters are not very welcome . Why must you taunt us like this ... Me : " Name one metal song " .. Answer I got : " Slayer " oh oh oh oh ! oh ew ! lady bits ! Disgusting ! shame on you ! Ahhhhhh nice try . 220 doesn't sound very over weight Yup pretty much LANDO , why did you do it ? ? Fuck your fascist regime of evilly evil ! This thread Is gonna give more shit to worry about Local library started ' lending ' e-books , ' All copies are checked out at this time . ' Obviously someone was offended thats why the term is considered extremely racist now It's even worse when playing Ashe as you're used to kite everyone for days I'm pronouncing it " pharaoh " ... is that right ? Fallout 3 GOTY . $ 20 over at amazon . GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD So you fucked a nigger ? " It probably cant feel pain anyway due to hit being blind and deaf . " Why are you being insensitive to me ? I am trying to express how much I like to analyze shopping store shelves and you're trying to start arguments and make me feel inferior as a person just because I enjoy analyzing shopping store shelves . You really need to think about the things you type on the computer to people before you do type it . You really hurt this guys feelings with this comment of yours . Really brutal and Incompassionate . Use your car to open the door ? I had this same problem yesterday on Stormreaver - EU Goodness me , that seems rather quite fucked up Internet never forgets How do I obtain bear arms without shooting it ? ? ? Good god And yet pole dancing IS a sport ? TIL stripping is a more acceptable profession than being a cheerleader . Can't wait til West Brom go ahead and I get my hopes up for 90 ' low hanging fruit , dude . not cool . Unfortunately I think that a Well , I'm 22 and people ignore me because they don't want to deal with me . Explain that . how is it bant if its 5 colors Wow even though it's dismissed ? I'm pretty new to reddits so I didn't do secret Santa this year , not sure I want to now Yeah , why would you want that ...... That man was Jerry Sandusky . He ended up buying a Toyota Sienna I thought " stranger " was " rapist " . Many thanks ! I support your uncomplicated use , I don't believe it's an evil drug or anything like that . Just for me , I guess How old is your girlfriend In Dayton , Ohio Esther Price candies are considered to be the " best " chocolates around . I think they are disgusting and use sub par ingredients . There is much to be desired . Those legs What ? 8 hours ? I hope she's two years old . There is a natl shortage of propofol . Our hospital has been out for three weeks . Three god-awful weeks . One word : Pinterest . Cared enough to come in and reply ... Now I need to attack it 35 million well spent . No , see , it's out fault for not having faith in God to ask him to stop the Devil's schemes . Repent and ask for forgiveness ! I've never heard anyone ever say that seems pretty accurate to me . SC2 is poorly coded ? As a linguist I very , very , very , very , very , very , very often encounter this . People seem to think that because they * use * language all the time , they're automatically experts on it . Yes , we spend time and money researching what every language user already knows ... that video was so incredible ... but ... them hip movements A vagina " have went " ? - 5:30 am PST Doesn't actually make sense .... So I'm going to get downvoted to hell because I think Canadians are nice ? If you live in SoCal I'd recommend getting it if you can afford it Why in god's name would anyone pipette things with their mouth ? How could that have even become a thing Dodged a bullet there I asked Santa for a muffin top pan for Christmas and the bastard didn't deliver . You mean The Elder Scrolls of Warcraft . You scrolled down .... in a book ... This fact is on a commercial they've been playing for years Hi . I would like to take this time to talk a little bit about myself . I am in band . I play the French horn . I love to suck hard cocks and hold them while they squirt cum all over my face , hair , and into my mouth . I am excited about the play " guys and dolls " this year . I can't wait to get to know everyone here better , and I look forward to making a lot of lifelong friends . Yeah ... I had paper for awhile . Wasn't a fan . I recently got Sketchbook Pro . Great app a lot of stuff on it but it is a bit complicated . I opened this on alien blue . The sound won't stop . Three less similar NSFW images ... You don't get the joke But is crazy > But why cowshed ? Sometimes on the inside of my cheek then I realize that I must stop before all of my skin comes off . Ademas bajando civilization 5 desde the pirate bay . Pm me first Shit . My bad wasn't thinking Any interest in a couple ? From Japan ? Both huge ( fat ) but hip . And shits the bed in 2 years Don't have that problem . In all fairness , it took me months to get around to watching it after it had been highly recommended by someone with great taste in movies . I just could not get past the title ( and cover ) , and even when I decided to watch it I was all What the hell is this ? Prototype ? Who the fuck is that ? ? I have only this to say : * * Oy vei ... You guys need to check jrzdevil 2 ' s profile here . He's just an overall horrible person Yes . Fish are cold blooded . See the other thread . My lady wants me to try sex with a guy , oddly enough she won't take it up the bum , but expects me to ? It makes me staring at you with a neutral face while we're in a small room and just apologizing until you can smell my fart much more rapey . I'm afraid to say we just wouldn't work out . I'm Sorry . Well nobody's ever requested sexy gollum moans ... The only problem I see here is the person had 100 M16 stars WHOS THE PSYCHIC NOW So fucking uninitiated I don't know why this isn't higher . I was appalled and shocked to hear this at several weddings , and people defend the song , saying its an intricate love song . Dave himself has expressed his astonishment that this song is so popular . He literally says , " I'll come into you " like finishing inside the woman he watches through the window . No , no no no no . Pretending this doesn't exist , it'll ruin a fantastic tune Le tower ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yes , being at the top is a matter of downloading the correct addons now . That's not the only cheese he's got That's sad ! What do you mean no shits were ... OH . Penises are not meant to bend that way That's because all the tiny plastic food is MINE . That's 99 % of America . Thanks to the thumbnail I thought the title was going to be " My favorite thing about menstruation " ... ಠ_ಠ I've been here for too long ... I would advise against taking a child to see Django Unchained , which apparently in the theater I was in , advertised Django as rated G , and fun for the whole family " your vagina is beautiful " .. uh .. thanks .. Nice try procreate employee . Yea , although the term MMO hadn't been coined yet . Shame too , it had a pretty thriving community of players , all paying 10 bucks a month to play ... Then 3DO got greedy and changed the fee structure to $ 1.99 a day to play ( with a monthly cap of like 36 bucks or so ) . The game population was decimated and the game never recovered . 3DO was controlled by absolute morons Yep . Normal . Cisse . Your hair . I wasn't even drinking out of anything and liquid still shot of of my nose .. And my ass The smell ... There might not be enough Okay so first , I kinda have to point out that those there are Tears for Fears lyrics you're quoting Is that lizard nourishing itself with semen dripping down from the fleshlight ? Rome . Ah , NYC Why is Brandon Harris on Reggie Wayne I got downvoted for complaining that Far Cry 3 wasn't on sale yet and was told I had too high expectations . It's on sale today . Honestly , I don't know why everyone doesn't use Windows 98 Man , this is exactly why I feel embarrassed about starting to work out again now . It wasn't a New Year's resolution thing at all . I'm just still on a weight loss journey , and my body finally healed up for me to work out again . I'm avoiding going to the gym until the " New Year's air " clears , cause I don't want to be looked at like some fatty who's going to give up in a few weeks . Especially 1 also You put superglue on an ipad screen . NO . NO . NO . I missed the play because I was staring at her tits . Agreed . There's literally no moderation at all . Yesterday I got called a catamite . I have literally never heard the term " Sandian " until today ...... Ha , yea I couldn't use tangerines because they were too small ... had to stick with yellow grapefruits This is what happens when children's sports is turned into a for profit corporation Went through one this morning . Having to raise my arms , yet the scanner detects 3 objects nowhere near my body ಠ_ಠ . Because of that , I get searched . Why , though Hell , if we're including abilities I'm pretty sure Gragas is the winner here As an Ohioan , If you just rolled off a curb , yeah , you're tires are fine . Out of all the adjective to choose you chose fabulous ? " Hey , you survived , nothing else matters . Let it go ! " This whole post bothers me . You guys must not like making money or something I had a similar ( yet even more dumb one ) at a pho place yesterday . My order came to 10.68 , and I gave em a $ 20 and $ 1 . She starts handing back the 1 , and I said " no , I gave you the 1 so I could get a ten back . " So she gives me a ten and closes the register . I hate it when that happens . I have talked to a few engineers at my uni , and alittle over half explain that they chose their major because it pays well . Patois . ლ ( Probably should have . i should have put a ' look of disapproval ' to show i was being lighthearted , i'm really not a nazi Genuinely thought Urgot was an AP caster and defended my build when questioned Where's the toilet ? * I'd be that guy * And blacks don't eat watermelon and the French don't consume all the garlic and Germans don't eat every sausage and Americans are all fat .... Wait a sec ... That last one may be true Are you implying the Irish are Brits ? ! ? Careful now Because some people think charging Republicans with treason is * wrong * . Only two ? What madness is this I agree , she pretty much shoved it on his face , " you missed it by 9 yards ... that has to hurt " Can we start putting this lgbt issue to the right place ? It have no connection whatsoever with atheism in the first place ! > i'm really not a nazi You guys hada rough Sunday . I'd give you a cookie but us colts have a playoff game to win Can someone please explain to me * what the fuck these things are ? ! * - Goddamn , for the last time , this isn't a reddit thing . " who * * are * * tired " Me too This is just more of your heightist rhetoric . I'm 14 and that shit is stupid . At first I was like how i feel having to read ' how i feel like having ' : If you are 16 , I think you should take down your / r / gonewild submissions I'm starting to think you never actually took Judo or Boxing , because if you really practiced either one of these beyond the first lesson and ever actually sparred , you would realize that the techniques taught in a traditional martial arts are worthless in the real world . I seriously can not watch these styles without laughing , there is no defense ever , and the way punches are thrown ... Get that logic out of here Um .... Can we get a story ? Poor doggie .. eats candy left out by owner , is made to throw up and then made fun of .. way to go OP He is in Japan ? Great . I'm gay too , and I immediately went back to the pic to see what all the fuss was about . Not impressed . I hate seeing floppy junk lines in sweats . Either wear a longer shirt or tighter drawers . The last thing I wanna see , when I'm at the grocery store or wherever , is some dude who looks like he's smuggling sausage in his sweats . Tested . Confirmed . Traumatized . What the crap did I just watch The fact that a pad collects the fluids is why you change them often . You don't just use the same one all day Can't tell if real or bullshit . Hmmm E : TW is an rtt Nice , under 20 ... Not sure if troll account or ... I've never seen such a bigoted person on Reddit in my life . Dat comment history . You certainly earned all 6 + k downvotes . I didn't get it , then I looked at your username . LOL ! ! ! Was not They wanted the little big horn , I showed them my Tonkawa Helpful . I thought that assist button thing was mine and spent the last minute trying to move it to where I originally put it . Age 4 . " Learning " how to swim . I was drowning . Roflcopter haha I wanted a clean profile picture so people can have a clear idea of what I look like , no messy dark room webcam hair shot , half of the pictures out there look like their dog took the picture Didn't this game use that old LjN trick , " make an endboss thats freaking impossible to get even halfway down without some kind of secret item , and not tell anyone about it ... " sadly this isn't the only game from them that does this , * * I'm looking at you , JAWS * * So , I just noticed that the only posts he visited are an NSFW one and a one about a shoe Enough to survive I don't know wether I want a link to this ... It's sports , not something that actually matters . No more Yeah ..... that's the problem with the joke ... its too high brow .... Or the guys could have given him a slut sauce facial 4 upvotes when I reposted it 3 months ago .. 6 weeks ? I'm not sure if it's because I live in Connecticut , but people around here would probably be very content with an Emperor Obama . This as you can imagine causes me extreme frustration . I think of a Corvette . i dont think there will ever be enough He's throwing down East side . Sounds like your blood pressure is dropping when you drop a heavy . You should see a doctor as this can be life threatening Wow , so much shit in that " article " , the Mail is notoriously crap and may as well be a redsheet . Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . One of my rats bites eyelids . Adorable . I'm a little surprised , this is a strange behaviour . You say , he doesn't grope or fondle , he just pokes ? You have just pressed the NSFW Very nice ! But I went You will also die if you drink too much water , or stand out in the freezing cold for too long . I feel somehow , happier , not having this DLC ... Thank . Now ... Oh god nickelodeon Damn I should've thought of that . Until they look at the titles and see that they're introductory course textbooks I can't be the only one who read that as " The Evolution of Company Legos " ... But , that's just wrong . Really , math is not subject to taste , you should absolutely fix this . Developers being able to squeeze extra performance out of older / cheaper hardware has nothing to do with why cheaper consoles can run the same games that need more expensive PCs . I've had the same issue happen to me with the original charger , an aftermarket charger , as well as plugged into my PC . This happens on numerous kernels and ROMs I've tried , afraid this may be a hardware bug or a software bug that is somewhere in AOSP source being replicated . One is quite a lot ? Just a general comment , but I think we all need to go outside . Egypt doesn't sound like where we want to go anytime soon .... Politics being the way they are . Yeah , I think I will . Does it have Nicolas Cage in it ? I worship Nicolas Cage . That awkward moment when a social_cactus meets a SocialCarpet .... My surname is Aston The walls are thick enough to support its size . Typical for any bubble really . " Ambassador to Endland " ? Oldish = something not even a year old ? My 48 year old mom didn't know what labia ( Inner or outer ) were until I complained to her about mine . I'm 16 . So many babes .... TF2 for Xbox .. Oh my god I'm okay with one other person and I'm okay in large groups of people ... but a small group , like two or three others .... I'll be the one person who has absolutely nothing to say , Just wait behind your shield until they make a slash , then move for there back and ass stab them from behind ( yeah i said it watch closely where the stab hits My biology teacher continued to eat her food after touching and dissecting a pig I came here for weird sex stuff . Where's all the weird sex stuff ? By your logic , Rubens Barrichello is a six-time world champion . That dog looks scared of the water , what a bitch . I don't remember anything . Who am I ? Brock's gym . It's already the 31st ... critical thinking skills and a well rounded education only have value if you value them Because , as you now , we are renowned for anally raping all straight men who wander into our lairs . ###huEHUE DO YOU EVEN You know what you must do How did they survive ! > feet Happy new year ! I'm at home as well with a few friends watching Channel 4 . Too busy and expensive to go out . Are you doing your best ! ? Aaaaand , our weekly Sims quickmeme post . 4th panel Is it just me or is link making this face The default password for my netgear router was smoothunicorn 859 * * tl ;d r * * A girl I was dating at the time was begging me not to fight a guy ( even though he was the one threatening me , I was just going to defend myself if anything happened ) . We ( the other guy and I ) work stuff out , enjoy the rest of the night . Next day she starts telling me ( and eventually other people ) that I talk big but don't back it up . It's the top one now Marijuana's not even a narcotic ... Fuck it all up . Is your love interest still in middle school Does he have a fleshlight in his hand Yes . Propofol is short but even worse is levophed ( norepinephrine ) is hard to get from pharmacy on time because manufacturing premix bags and it falls on pharmacy to mix it . I ordered a bag two hours prior to it running out and it still comes up late . Graves : " reported for spam " wow this guy was really butthurt Yes , it's quite apparent how much you dislike attention Wait so the OFFICIAL MICROSOFT SURFACE PEN will work for RT ? I have no idea what you are talking ... Twice when I logged on the Vanu were warpgated but held The Crown . Stolen from tumblr Theres a sperm on your mirror .... Nice try scary guy in the woods that wants to rape me . I see no mischief maker or fighter's destiny in there nate 427 said that amazingly , people have made a terrible impression on us because of the porn , but most people , like he said , look at that with a " What if you DID use them ? South Park was right I call it my hairheart . Fun fact : ' ಠ ' used in Chris , Pierce , Leon ( minus his new square-toed shoes I'm bringing it back , along with porch monkeys . dude ... This will be harsh .. but good . Yes ... cause what YOU feel and that somehow YOU be made to feel better about yourself and your inaction here is all that matters . Lets ignore your friend raped for life now . Ever think how selfish you are acting here ? * " poor me - my friend is raped and I let it happen - someone make ME feel better about myself for not preventing it . ' * that is pathetic . The deep V-neck . I think shit just got real Knew it was a bad idea to click that . Well , 2013 is off to a bad start i just had an ' derection ' ... thanks for ruining my boner I bet bobo is in kb toys v-tec kicked in . Probably expensive cologne I got for my boyfriend for Christmas , I can tell he hates it . I went around to every store and cologne kiosk in the mall for about two hours getting dizzy from smelling all that rubbing alochol to find the perfect one . It's still in the box . He likes wearing AXE ( which I think is for 13 year olds ) and I thought I can introduce him to something more his age . Now I feel bad and I think he creeps my Reddit sometimes , so he'll find this Chipp musta forgot about that one . _ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ At least one of your friends didn't show you / r / sexwithdogs as a " birthday surprise " .. I couldn't tell you for sure , ( TBH I don't even have an 80 yet Watch dogs is the only new franchise on that list . Every single other game is a sequel to some other game from the past couple years . Where's the innovation ? I stopped taking it seriously when the author described 30,000 vs . 19,000 as " a nearly 2:1 margin . " Well that sucks , I'd been thinking of writing a model to do just that for my degree dissertation next year ! If we referred to it as " water damage " my team leader would yell at us .. We'd always get the one idiot who would pour soda all over their phone and call us demanding a new one . Asking if the phone has water damage 7 times out of 10 will yield a different answer than if you ask about liquid damage . I can't believe that some nasty woman actually did that ... Then * * told you about it * * . Grandma ..... ..... Someone left the back door open ... A few years back one of my friends put the factory Holset turbo from a Dodge 2500 on his Dodge Omni ; he was thoroughly convinced that he could pull a good quarter mile time with it ... Ended up running a high 15 at about 100mph Several * * meters * * apart ? Should have cropped that I thought by girl you meant girlfriend and I was all like Gets blowjobs from cousin That whole too many questions thing is so annoying . " I am available for graphic design and webpage maitenance . " My own birth Positive reinforcement is much more effective . Find a way to reward yourself after accomplishing set goals . Plus it is a lot more fun to think of rewards then punishments , unless you're into that kinda thing . Oh , of course I miss that stuff . Vault was no replacement . " Oh fuck , I'm gonna " I never seem to finish the sentence . Sometimes he looks at me like I'm gonna say die at the end wait are you being serious ? Nice sentiment but completely inappropriate . He moved the tilde key to the bottom right I know it's a game and I do want to play it ... hence this post It's not safe to drive and take pictures . Sorry , forgot to use the sarcasm font . Taking out your penis while preparing and cooking food is # 2 is don't take their picture and post it ... I think it's the Canadian flag you want to show off . I'm not sure you understand how foolish the US looks in the media anywhere that isn't in the US . No .... Dyke : you keep using that word .. I do not think it means what you think it means well then I guess that's settled . The maid liked him ... must have been a real nice guy before germany was destroyed ... kinda like cleaning your house up before you have a " project x " party I will find you . Both KotOR games could stand to be given HD treatment . While they're at it , I wouldn't mind getting KotOR 3 instead of whatever that abortion of an MMO they released was trying to be . If I had a nickel for every god-damn emoticon in that conversation I could afford Bioshock 1 and 2 . My god ... Did you think these things were growing on trees ? Reddit is no place for your baby Wrong ... Meme . Seriously just unfriend her . Since when did Facebook become so important . Only thanks to your comment The Christmas song " I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus " is about the dad being dressed up like Santa and the mom kissing him as the kid sneaks a peek . I always thought , until a week ago , that mom was cheating on on her husband by scoring with Santa . Please don't remind me of that , I just got the image out of my head . dat smile ... The top on the far left is kinda creepy IMO I don't believe you ... Nobody dies in Labyrinth . Should be " I need a favor " That motherfucker actually was an insult used to imply that one fucks mothers Uhhhhh ..... What ? It's obviously not between them two only ... It's on reddit I think this might be the wrong subreddit ? In High School my ex drew a heart on his hand and went up to the teacher and said " Ms . Haase ! Ms . Haase ! I have a heart on ! " She looked horrified and said " WHAT ? ! " and he showed her his hand and said " See ? " . She did this : Why would you try that in the first place DAT DROP PASS I think we can all agree that the true fucking up came when he * didn't * ave to watch the budget , and could do " everything " he could think up Dude , no joke . Me too . Not if I hug you first . In my dream , I had to kill 20 people to escape a torture chamber , a la Saw . I love my dad dearly , but he can be a horrific hypocrite . I've seen him have a screaming fit over someone else's racism , and then several days later deciding that a man of Native American descent driving through our neighborhood was " An Indian looking for a house to rob . " TIL there's nothing inherently wrong with being wrong .... Sadly , even auto tune is ineffective in this case What ? Are you fucking kidding me ? really ... it took you 365.25 days to get used to writing 2012 There's probably this huge misconception about bigger balls equating to better fertility / health . My neighbors are from Winnipeg . I live in Houston , Texas . It's rather hilarious ... Until google starts disabling these accounts No way ..... Coles Crossing ? yet ? Literally . There's shit everywhere . You ruined this couch . I need a new couch . Just the way I like them . Not to big not to small . Keep up with the pic . That last part That's hardly a switcheroo , my teenage sister tried to tell me black ops 2 was a good game for the 360 . I had to give her the stare No shit , Sherlock Came here to say this . I saw post title and was all This also happens to me , but the optimum view does seem to be the issue . More testing is needed It would hurt to return something that didn't belong to you in the first place ? Is this sarcasm ? Or just run of the mill stupidity ? Not sure Never watched it , now I feel obliged Thanks OP , for making me jealous ^ says KingOfCunts And masturbating furiously . While maintaing eye contact . your cat . has worms ... I learned this shit when I was 11 . How do people even start Astronomy 101 and not know this I dont get why they make products like this So I suppose to her drag queens are just clowns who can entertain , but have no rights . your retla , ofcourse you lived 85 % reelection rate . * * BLOOD , N Every time I used to read reddit I was on my phone ( htc wildfire ) , and anytime anybody used the face , Nice . I have yet to meet someone who like Pratchett novels that isn't really cool . Yet . I thought this was REAL NEWS . now kiss At first I was like What if this was told to him by ... a Jew Oh hey look a reference to a tv show .... an AMERICAN tv show . Came expecting Dick Butkus . Was disappoint . I guess ill just gonna walk down to my local head shop and buy a ROOR then if these are never gonna come out That's bonafide cray . I hope you got some awesome life experience from it ; learning to stay away from crazy is a lesson we could have all learned sooner Round 3 . 50000 points I agree . Especially the guy who's having a good old cry because he went from earning $ 300,000 a year to ' almost nothing ' It wants to read my contacts . Not a speck of dirt What a great night haha . Woke up this morning inhaling and exhaling to see if that same sound was present , it wasn't . In for post work hours . Also , I have a button that makes this face now ಠ_ಠ I can use it a lot ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ We ? I want him to narrate my love life . CD 63 In the men's public washroom ... You didn't specify * who * ate the babies It's mostly about how 2006scape shutted down all of a sudden with all the donators and supporters it had . Do I just have bad luck when I meet gay guys ? The " cute " i . e . " fabulous " ones that I meet always end up being the male version of bitchy teenage girls . Yeah , same thing with me . Yeah , I hate the idea of my taxes being used to pay the unemployed more than the costs of basic shelter , food , and basic clothing . I sympathize with unemployed people who are legitimately fucked in terms of getting a job , but not anyone who refuses to take a job that is " beneath " them > I sympathize with unemployed people who are legitimately fucked in terms of getting a job , but not anyone who refuses to take a job that is " beneath " them I definitely thought it was going to be a picture / video of someone using a jackhammer on an unborn fetus Wanted to make sure we got the full gravity of the situation . They're all engrossing TV shows . ... so you kept it ? or he gave it to you ? interesting . oh god dafuq is he ? ! No I just wanted to see how many Asian Ents are on rtrees lmao Like this : Very much so yes thank you ! it was me my friend took a screen shot of , i always thought it meant to make enough money to buy the entire piece of meat , including the end .. oh god why Him talking to me about how good it feels to cut himself . I tried to help but eventually I just left him . Luckily now he has stopped cutting himself but still wants to get back together New Years Eve Resolution ? How bout a NSFW tag dickhead What size 2 needs to be slimmed ? ? Who's the fucker that painted / r / spacedicks then ? You made this account literally 15 minutes ago and you're asking for an iPod ? He wants to make it with his sister Ok I did when I registered for this semesters classes . Watch I'll probably get it friday and I'm coming back to Ohio tomorrow . Being a reindeer is okay , but stir frying toddlers is not Both of the start menus are the same thing , they just look different . Cunnilingus is just a weird word . I read everything else in that comment , then when that popped up , Mine too . OP . / r / books I want them ALL Since this post Aka sexting app My job does the same damn thing . Aka sexting app Snorting weed ... I thought you said you were going to bed ? For some brands , for others it will bug out and even the window manager / GUI will have no graphics acceleration I once saw a redditor reply that a girl in a photo wasn't hot because her elbows were " too pointy . " It's not a milestone OP is redditor for only 1hr before posting this and has not posted anything since . I have a jailbreak app that lets you have favorites on your clipboard , and I added Op is a Redditor for 16 hours and has 2603 link karma and 256 comment karma A bucket of beer is three beers ? I just built my first pc , with no experience ever . It was super easy , the hardest part was installing windows And yet it moves Why did I read your username You , over fifty ? You mean age ? Well fuck you , you're such a liar ! ! ! Why do you want to be old ? I'd fuck you fifty times in one day ! ! ! Fifty ... so his face was : Rape . I've always been into giving more than receiving . Agreed . What really disturbs me is the fact that I'm starting to see more and more posts like this where the person's name and the people that comment on / like the statuses aren't even censored . And hardly anybody says anything There are eleven Star Trek movies . That bunny has seen some shit . Fuck alien blue for showing thumbs While I approve of your reference to my username , But oxygen is only ... An oxidizer Its what his response is implying that made me go I don't need your invites . I'm already on revtt . However , it's annoying when posters require all these hoops that the want people to jump through . Just share . Not available on mobile devices ... " Kind of cool " That's not how you use it . This All I got was a Let's Play addiction . That explains why I was in a game with three masters the other day . Says the potato ... Cultural Considerations in Software Instructional Design . I shit you not . You must have seen a lot of shit out there My older brother recently turned 18 , and voted for the first time . He chose the people with the nicest names . 2 seconds It doesn't help when the sidebar hides as soon as the picture is opened . Well then , I guess I learned something Jurassic Park Chris Crocker and Disney channel had a baby , and last I checked , it could be a boy . Most importantly , it's " any age you want . " Literally translated in British " The last air fag " Your vast knowledge if sexual positions , and your cunning insults toward my mother are simply too much to bear ... Thought r / climbing was doing just fine without stupid posts like this I think that's a little more than friendship * Enchanted Arms * > Assuming it is a blank I guess the only reason someone buys / uses these is to mug people in the street ? And presumably shoot it in the air at new years ? Yes .. It is true republicans truly are fucking retarded ! Good thing the code is still on the other image ... Reverse Peephole ... I look like an honors student in college , but in reality I need to repeat every math class twice for me to pass . I'm currently taking a winter class that's 4 hours a day monday-friday " Hey dude listen to this song , here " I don't even particularly like Primus and even I know that Primus sucks . What a gigantic failure you are , sir . You , what have you done ! ? ! New Legend of Zelda isn't on there . Oh wow , you really got Joe good with this one ................... I just did , turns out the seller repainted them Yeah over 1 Million prius drivers in the US and every single one is a pretentius twat I can't help but imagine her saying that with tilted head , a curly grin on lips with an ever so slight twitch in her left eye . What are you up to OP ? Now find the corresponding diabatic Hello , Newman ! Smoking at a gas station ? I think you'd be added to the list of people screaming something was going to happen that we're considered crazy until it happened , then arrested for having information about it . At first I was like , " I don't get it , " then I figured it out and was like 404 NOT FOUND With where we're at , every little bit helps I didn't think WTF at this but I can see why people would think WTF . I watch too many documentaries . Ohhh yeah , the latinos near my house were definitely not using blanks . I was referring to OP's hypothetical " Assuming it is a blank I guess the only reason someone buys / uses these is to mug people in the street ? And presumably shoot it in the air at new years ? DAT PAPYRUS It wasn't necessarily a comment but an action ... I work in retail and the kid in question was holding a toy I needed to charge his parents for . His parents took it from him and gave it to me and this 5 year old proceeds to run around the counter and START PUNCHING ME IN THE GUT . He starts screaming " Bad lady ! Bad lady ! " and his parents LAUGH . " Oh , looks like he should have taken that nap today ! " No apology or anything . I hope they are not filming them selves when they are 15 I'm from Texas . I * never * forget the gravy . This isn't what this subreddit is about I really cannot keep my pc tidy i am forever downloading shit on it , should i get windows 8 Thus your economy He starts .... * spanking * it ........... Ugghh WHYYYY can't I watch this on my phone ? ! ? Smart , my ass ! You have a little black book with porn passwords in it ? With your brother ... a ... ( The frequency of your She looks like she's 12 Not only is this illegal , but you are also a douche . God almighty , it looks like marmalade in there Guuuhhhh The link was already purple . The fourteen year-old ? Because all of the Ragecomics on f7u12 tell such complex , fascinating stories ... yeeeaaahh ... Hilarious . So your a hobo ... ? Those claws ... What do you mean that you'd like to HERE about it ? Or post the pic , then the rest in a comment . To post a pic from your photo roll , just click " add comment " , hit the arrow at the top of the comment field , swipe from left to right , and now you can do things like post photos in comments , add the look of disapproval ( this guy OP actually delivered thanks for this ... now i gotta go get my brain off of one of Saturn's moons Star Trek Nerd checking in : He should have said Aye , Captain ... not Yes , Captain . So true My first experience with a bathroom attendant the guy was slouched over the counter texting . I walked up and turned the tap on before he looked up with a jump and tried turning on the other one ( one hand , hot and cold tap one at a time ) . I had to get soap off him because there was no other in the room but I got the paper towel off the wall dispenser . You had one job ! Right , lol . She gets up there when I'm not looking and tries to run off with lighters and cigarettes . shine those shoes boy Your one of them .... 1 . All retros retail 160 Flea baths , I see .. I feel your pain . Adam , stop . Really guys ? I was cussed out and downvoted to shit for posting this same picture last month . Come on Seriously , look at the hip bones ! Eat a damn sandwich every once in a while ! ( Still hot doe I have my gamma and brightness high to reveal sneaky enemies hiding in the dark He shoulda Gnome that was coming I am on the shoreline of the Florida keys ... This is interesting . If you want my personal opinion on this . But op , don't you think the people who have raised and lived you deserve a little bit of courtesy such as a face to face conversation . I'm not trying to be a dick or anything but aren't they the ones who love you , and if religion is that important to them , then like I said , the courtesy . That didn't Rhyme ... so thats how keyboards get so hairy But the title of your damn post is " it's OK to be bi " . * permanent deal * . I would hazard that you did , but it doesn't mata if he's out for juan or three as we will not luiz matches like al pacino lost oscars ... Aren't pun threads so hilario ? It's not kill stealing its " ensuring the kill " Indubitably good sir ! Oh I did . Only the most feeble minded could pronounce some of words incorrectly Clove's actress is 15 hah I was doing lines the other day off my ping pong table . After I snorted a line I looked up and my na book was sitting there grillin me down . More like pooped into someones brain . Dawkins related username and Cowboys flair ? I just like to take after one of my heroes Mark Driscoll . Meaning if you verbally attack me I will come through the computer / mobile device and punch you square in the baby maker . Q la verga .... Hooray Starkville ! Still second to Ole Miss though .. I've given up on that one , the meaning has more or less changed to mean milk teas . And of course no one's sticking to THAT either , and now it just means tea with anything other than just tea leaves in it , as far as I can tell . ಠ_ಠ That's been since 1.1 . And it's anytime you jump on them . Rapidly fast ? Care to explain ? This could go well ... Damn Cute overload . Now I gotta punch a one eyed , handicapped midget to retain my manliness . The fact that what u said was a hotly debated subject is just insane to me Al treilea comment deocamdata e " Is it just me or does the dog actually look Romanian ? " ... Thanks for the lack of sleep in the coming week . That's a costume , not a uniform The cat is scaring me .... A lot ... I'm watching you cat She definitely is worth going thru all that for the booze she wanted to get laid with her Dude , I posted this a little before 2013 , do we really need to post it again ? He dies too much . Mmmm ... black cake . Appetizing . Nothing else matters ( ┛ As expensive as a three-year SquareTrade warranty I'm from MA too , everybody does that here it's completely run of the mill ... That's supposed to be Sean Payton ? You must do so much research . Let's just hope it's anything other than Big East . We all know what happened the first time they did the outback bowl I think my smart ass comment was misunderstood ... since it was called I remember ..... I remembered it .... I wouldn't mind watching something named like that to be honest My face at nibble : I've seen that ring before ..... RG3 looks very ... umm .. " excited " to be in the playoffs It would be a shame if something were to happen to his right leg . Or awkward for that matter . " Omg I'm so nervous to talk to the attractive person I'm such a SAP I'm gonna go get karma about it . " Why is there an ass shot of Ben and the Gravity Falls kid ? That whole website is creepy as fuck ! Paragon 56 and I've only found one thing that sold for 50 million > _ > . You are an INCREDIBLY lucky person , you arent allowed to say RNG ftl Your least favorite is Dreamcast ! ? Posts a Disney holiday picture holder to r / WTF Wtf did I just read My favorite is / r / squidsgonewild . And by " favorite " I mean what the fucking fuck , WHAT Where are the others , more importantly where is espeons 50 ' s guy does Looks like no HD streams tonight . cameron 44 already has that covered , it would appear A fifty year old Croatian man lectured me about this when I was seventeen , in front of my boyfriend . He told me to get where I want I need to seduce a rich man and get rid of my average boyfriend Get it tattooed when you have a boner , so to read it when your dick's flaccid you pull your for-skin forward and you'll be able to read the message . Like a secret message on an rubber band ! But good luck keeping a boner when your getting that tattooed .... Oh the pain He's still one of the few that didn't list " looks " as one of the traits ! My mum says this as well . Actually it was more like * I don't care who you bring home , Italian , Japanese , I just don't care anymore * . I then asked her * what if she was black ? * and mum was all > I've seen some shit Omg I saw an incredibly hot girl that I know naked . How awkward . Yes .... I have been looking for someone else who thought this was disgusting . We are alone ... That smile at the end ... I've never slept . ............................. YES That man you speak of won the heisman . All I can add to this is 1 ) let them dry really , really well before putting the covers back in and 2 ) * * * move them * * * so this doesn't happen again . This is my second comment you've replied to just to fix . A full roster would be fun if I had enough people , at the moment I don't have enough people as it is . My friends are cheap and bitter their teams are out . I'm pretty sure I rocked that exact loadout at one time ... Somehow your username makes me very suspicious of you that's when you hit them with the This shit is pretty common unfortunately . The youth group I belonged to years ago was called " Doulos " which was Greek for " slave . " And when you ask people to tag spoilers there you get downvoted and bitched out Instead let's show it to thousands of people on the Internet How can you agree with a Falcons fan This can't be for real ... There's so many questions I have if it is . It's like a secret connection ... of course people die . It's a zombie series " Yea of course .... by the way I put a non lethal dose of arsenic in the salt shaker ... you guys don't think we'll get messed up by it do you ? " Just KINKmen ? Or the whole thing ? But they have girls , with COOTIES I'm 17 . I got a fridge magnet with a picture of 2 dachshunds on it for Christmas , from my Grandma , and I'm fucking satisfied with that . Why do you watch your little brother and his friends Ex SO , 3 times a week went to dinner , then second dinner an hour later Tryin to kill me ? Electronic music and hip-hop . I was a rock elitist , then grunge died and was replaced by ' Nsync and Brittany Spears Am I the only one who tried to enlarge the pic by tapping on it ? ok that was funny i guess Yeah , a few too many " cheese " references ... All of those are great movies . Cool i just changed mine to : She was scared of your probable reaction Your insides change every 6 months ? What the fuck ? Lil Wayne got you into rap ? Woo-girls . It just HAD to be woo-girls ... Yeah but you don't always have a lead pipe on you . Do you ? Not sure if low-effort switcharoo or full retard The irony . you wont be in a few hours I can see that Not sure what I did here ... That shower ... you just did . " Why don't I never " It's funny because she's cute . This cute guy used to visit me everyday during my lunch break when I used to work at Taco Bell . One day I made his taco , and I asked " So how does your meat taste ? Is it good ? " Cris Carter Don't brag about how much period you can drink ? Grab my girlfriends lips as she bites them Aww man I tried to buy it for myself , got through the PayPal payment , it hung on the " you're almost done " steam confirmation and I tried again but the price is now wayyyyyyy up Better make the move to tinypic / imageshack . Not / r / wtf material whatsoever . are you serious ? When I first read the title I thought it was ' Albania ' not ' Alabama ' . iPhones fall , they don't br ..... oh wait She may have a abscess . Wife had this had to go to ER for emergency drainage ... I'm 100 % pure italian , with the italian features and everything , but people just think I'm jewish Waitress in the Louisiana on being asked about gf options : " Gluten free ? No , we like to keep things nice ' n fattening down here . " Its not stealing ... It's okay for two different youtubers to play the same game ... What I'm looking for is actually just a ' But also , the difference in reactions to when people indicate their sex / gender in posts is kind of ridiculous . I saw one today where the someone assumed that the original poster was female and got a ton of downvotes , and his response " I'm a man No kidding - he even was recording the inflation of the inflatable . Adverts on your Kindle ? How did you know what they posted on Facebook ? Responded to a Craigslist ad that stated " many snes games available at great prices " . After a couple emails found out the guy had a CIB super Metroid and CIB firepower 2000 I was interested in . When we started taking money he said I could take them both for $ 1000 and he was doing me a favor because he had " multiple offers for much higher " . That's a scooter The guy walked in wearing jeans and a t shirt .. I kept making up scenarios where the real doctor would come in and look at this guy like .. The good news : tyre sales are about to rise . So because crime has declined for twenty straight years , as cited in the article , poverty has obviously declined the exact same amount , right ? I was making out with a guy and I started to caress him and I moved my hand on to his junk and he moved his hand on to my lady part and I started to think about what I was going to say to accompany this action . I was at a cross between " Do you like that daddy ? " or " I like that dick daddy . " What I said was ... " Do you like that dick daddy ? " Can you help me ? I'm trying to make it WHAT ? On the character screen I picked my player , and the other 2 players disappeared and reappeared . When I got to the waiting room , the red space was there . When the match started , I couldn't play . I was watching a match between 4 other people . Spooky Implying theres anything threatening the US . Apart from those pesky murderous canucks , goddammit canada You should give them that information right away Try posting something original . Oh , those tricky Pokeymans . This guy's butt crack opens horizontally . Or a strap-on . Frosted tips ... thanks for bringing me back to my biggest mistake ever That is not acceptable in ANY circumstance . 8 Years does not make sense . MSE : Protects you from 1 threat , destroys file index of entire ( unrelated ) external hard drive , requiring a CHKDSK file recovery operation for 48 hours . Oh , we'll that's better . Coochy co ... Wait . Youch . Not sure where I'm at , but I adjusted my sensitivity and it impacted my game so hard I'm still considering it . Almost every game coming out on top . I used to play on 3 , now I'm on 9-11 all the time . Just sucks though , I'm over halfway through my 4th prestige .... should have done it earlier . NO ! Words can't even ... NO ! ! Same here , I would visit out of curiosity at times but never stuck around cause I didn't understand the page layout . One day , while having a weird conversation a coworker told me to check out / r / spacedicks . Never again . A sack ? .. Fucking 3D . God I hate that shit . For most of the movies now , it's essentially just ' paying extra to be uncomfortable ' . 99 % of the time the movie isn't worth even putting 3D in . Augh Okay you have to draw the line somewhere Persian guy This is the second time I've seen Grandma porn this week Looks like the small penises gave the big penises a ride ......... Might I point out the irony in the title of this post ? You capitalized the f in feel ( which is unnecessary ) and didn't capitalize I or I'm . How .... what .... Oh next season makes it so much better . * * wat I see your making use of the This worked out really well after Katrina in NOLA . Not to mention our good friend " I have never met you , but I really dislike you . Ability to play flash ? Why the fuck is that still relevant anymore only ? Fucking food snobs Fucking food snobs Fucking food snobs Fucking food snobs Ever served ? You must be fuckin high if you think they make enough I only see two creases on mine Know the blonde and have met the brunette a couple times . That is definitely how they act when drunk at normal house parties or the bars . How in the hell did you shave your ass hole Oh god .... Reminds me of the Annie's Gift series on nosleep . Now i cant stop rubbing my eyes I know that's the thing ! I hate to be like Karkat ( yet I have mental issues I can't help ) and people think I'm either nice or an ass . FML IN REALITY IT SUCKS ASS How did you know ? ! Embarrassed to say this took me much longer than a second At first I was scared for you , because thought you were a boy trying to hide a boner ... Nope that's worse , terribly sorry . Looking at you * The Walking Dead * Agreed . Sad that I got excited by seeing it in the photo , given the context . but ... if you're telling me this ... and .... you're on ... the ... n .. e ..... t ... Finding Nemo Way to be that guy That escalated quickly So this means Saudi Arabia can't be infected because it closes its harbors ... humanity can be so hard to wipe out . No girl wants to pull pubes out of her mouth . It's one of the worst experiences ever . " What's this short curly fro - ... I am german and i didn't know that I thought you guys said the NRA was just being paranoid before the election Time for a couch-burning party ... Its John Howard Dermoid Cyst . Nice google image search Oh god ... imagine sexting in that voice .... " I am rubbing my wet pussy for you , oh yeah that's the ticket big boy ... you want to slide it in , don't you ... ooooh " ... Wow this is extremely fake . It's a good fake but you can tell its fake but the legs merging into the hand . Disappointed that I saw " jony can tread " first . Car related thread and all ... Because being gay is an awful thing . 142 retails , + freebies + mods + dlc = 266 ( don't know how the free stuff + dlc are over 100 Look , if you're walking around with your vagina exposed , you kind of leave yourself open to whatever comments they're going to make . Can't blame them on that one . And my response : Your parents need to be in the mental institution , not you ! Your eggs and broc are over cooked and your bacon is woefully under cooked ( I can ignore the bacon if you're from the UK or there about ) I honestly don't even know what the fuck is going on there . Yup . Because I've got a scimitar , so fuck your Havel's ! Just filled an entire cup with tears . Thanks . Snowman looks like he wants to kill you . Well , that would require to beat her a bit ... Though some may like it Author's name is " Fowler " . A super market that sells iPads . I think dicks are attractive ......... ' Urophilia ' ? Little boys ? Good god . What ... th - - .. .. Stop blaming the people who respond to you for a downvote . There are other people on reddit ... like me So Giroud and Walcott are making as much as Santos and Chamakh while i never do this , i find it equally annoying . also , i have gotten this from waitstaff on multiple occasions . i . e : me with a clean plate . waitress : well you hated that , huh ? ! hahaha ! Me : ( ╯ yes funny . ... or balls . With kids and 400k $ debt ( from med school ) plus kids plus a used car payment , we are occasionally struggling to stay afloat . Plus Medicare just cut my take home pay by 27 % - a lot of people think that surgeons make bank , but we live normal lives . But , i won't be out of STUDENT debt until I am 55 ! ! ! ! ! ! On the Google . Haha I would have too . I'd like to see that , if only there was some way . Oh wait ... What ? You act like you have never played the sex minigames ... That left breast appears discolored , as if someone's already been suckling Especially when they smack their lips . I am from Bulgaria and I can tell you that countries on the Balkans used to " steal " traditional dishes and drinks from each other during the Ottoman period ( some nations still do it ) . So , yeah , it's the same thing but the genuine name is Turkish coffee . I guess I missed the word " called " in my first comment : " It's called Turkish .. " Not exactly what I was thinking . Go fuck yourself , spammer ┌ ∩ ┐ Sweet mother of Oh man I just got owned i think that is my friend lee Damnit , what's the point of facial hair if I can't style it without people assuming I have something to hide ya and felafel is Israeli ....... You're the one who gunned him down aren't you ? ! Mister ... superking . could have at least let him try the sauce first .. Definitely . * It doesn't matter if they can stand properly as long as they look hot ! * Exactly . I HATE they took away HCFFA . I only play HCTDM or HCCTF with my wife and friends . About 80 % of the time I was playing HCFFA . Not a fan of KC at all . If they don't bring it back the will probably be the last COD I purchase . Which is sad . Worst ... Video ..... Ever ! Why am I blushing so hard That's the joke . That's Valve's fault for making that the " Suggested " starting build Probably . I've been in five or six Darkmoon Rabbit raids so far . I'm doing this because I want to learn it . You'd fap to the lion king ? I just looked at the wikipedia page for a Chinese spoon No . Humble Bundle key ? I knew that I never cheered for Jerry , every time I was just hoping to see Tom get his meal [ ] ( / ilovethebeefytaco ) Yeah , mine too ... You could also try a tapeworm . I hear you lose a lotta weight with a parasite in your digestive tract . I would normally ask for an autograph , but then again you ruined my first gen 1 experience because I chose Charmander They seem to have only the dubbed version of oldboy .... They taste very bad on ice cream . Hey its awesome that it worked for you too ! And I'm glad your dad didn't have to walk in on you doing something else I don't want to play with men's balls . ಠ_ಠ how ಠ_ಠ did ಠ_ಠ you ಠ_ಠ know ಠ_ಠ ? Especially when you can feel them come out . nope : you were always bangable . A middle school in my town banned silly bands because they were " distracting " and kids would pop each other with them Have Bach 7c This just put a little smile to my face Your face ! That shits hot Swear to me Torino Wait , it's 2013 and people are using sayings that were popular in the 1990s ? One of my best mates is Tasmanian so on behalf of her and others from there , go fuck yourself you fucking wanker . Bit of respect mate , this poor bloke just lost his home . Doesn't need to hear shit like this from cunts like you . If the man had $ 200 , he'd have asked what to do with $ 200 - twas not the question . You are most welcome . Interested in what " creepily nice " entails Thank you for not posting this to / r / WTF with some stupid title like " Zawkward Wasabi .... My first name is zack . My friends have always thought im really weird , awkward , and emotionless . And they think i have a weird last name . Which is actually much easier to pronounce then wasabi ... So they combined zack and awkward and gave me the last name of what sounds like a sushi bar .. They dont call me that as much anymore . But its pretty stupid . I hate it ..... so much . Wow and I got divorced a few months ago , but we still see each other from time to time . DOORS , DENTED , SECRETS , HINTED , HOMES , RENTED , OILS , SCENTED , PANELS , VENTED .. THREAD , CIRCUMVENTED ? That's what said Right because India is the only country with rapists Your username worries me ... I was actually going to post " ayahuasca " , as I barfed like a motherfucker for three straight hours . Guess I had a lot of spiritual cleaning to do . Well he IS a custom condom fitter . Where else would he fit condoms Could you please call my SAHM wife ? Yes , a three year old is exhausting , but I pretty much do the housework either in the evenings or over the weekend . In addition , you know , to all that " sole breadwinner " stuff . Also , sex is over , can you mention that a bottle of lubriderm Ifunny gets everything * from * reddit . Self post means no karma ... It's like he thinks it only affects him Class act " 3 people like this " A better camping trip without wasting weed ? Seriously , just get a piece and save your smoke Sounds like a song my friends would make about me . But your flair is a bird Ohh no ... You didn't ... What a fuckwit . I would like a source here . Amazing customer service , he / she says . Both have good customer service , he / she says . No one who's ever heard from again ... Important infrastructure in a publically accessible area frequented by drunkards ? Moderator of / r / chivalrymature ... Please don't * * I see some red over there needles in a condom The first time I flew , I was 6 ' - 3 " ( still am ) & 210 lbs ( Why were you watching The Exorcist as a child ? I didn't mind the last G . I . Joe as a stupid , fun , blow shit up movie until they blew up ice and it sank DAT loop Relevant username Is that comic sans ? " Hands above the waist . " I wonder what new thing this DLC will break on the PC version . We still have no background music since the first DLC patch happened . I'm lucky to get more than 1.5 seconds in my school . Except when I turn away to grab a paper towel , when it goes for five seconds longer . While it is true that some words were exchanged between the player ( and both have apologized for this incident ) every team has one member that " talks " in any sport . It's called banter , if you receive it , decide get physical or be a bigger man and not get physical . Williams chose to be the punk and shove not Sherman . It's sad that Williams and others resort to " shenanigans " but then it's sports " talk " and poking prodding is allowed if not encouraged ! Oh look , we have a cool kid here . Ahhhhhhh . Wow . now that I know what she is probably using this for , I am super creeped out . I stand by my Wait , people seriously believe that HIV slips through condoms ? god forbid you have to cut your nails and wear a condom and put on deodorant or just generally not look like a bum . I think decisions decisions is better . I mean he's got to decide which bitch he wants . They forgot the lalalas after the 2nd line of the 2nd stanza Yeah , Carolina / Michigan was good too ! No Primer either ........ Looking for Jerry " Speak China " ? A giraffe with a top hot ? I was watching TV yesterday , and my dad pulls out an accordion and starts playing it right behind me . He does not know how to play the accordion . grown ass men .... Ironically , we have a restaurant here named the exact same that sells anything but fish . I agree , but I have to pay for it in order to watch it on my iPad . 3rd world problems I read that as " My water broke " Misleading title . I was expecting bent over ass I'm not saying that Giorgio Tsoukalos guy from history channel is .. But .... Giorgio AMA . Immediately . Oh yeah ! I have thought of that before , thanks ! So a human child should be savagely killed for almost killing a cat ? Wow works ! Any chance it works with myfreecams.com ? I really liked the Valvoline I used to go to - I recently moved , and went to one on the other side of town . The guy there insisted that the manufacturer * * required * * synthetic oil for my car ( they don't ) , and if I didn't pay $ 75 for the full synthetic oil change , I would have to " sign a waiver " before they would let me leave You haven't seen season 5 , If it wasn't for this post I would have continued my life being blissfully unaware of how Bieber's week is going . If so many of my peers don't like him then why the hell do I have to keep hearing about him Really ? A ' fill-it ' knife ? I must some kind of fucking genius then , because I've never had any problems turning on a shower . I remember also seeing this for the first time . Unfortunately it was my ex-girlfriend who pointed it out . Don't tell chief Thanks so much ! I'm facepalming pretty hard over the height difference . Spent a whole year with most of that info unchanged . Oh 8 % get prosecuted . That makes it alllllll better Similar story . A couple of years ago I managed to travel with a knife ( roughly the same size as Stephanos ) . It was in a camera bag ( you know the big ones , with side pockets to put different lenses ) . I had no idea it was there & I only found out when the security found it ... on the return flight . If you're volunteering at an animal shelter and using a smartphone or a tablet instead of , y'know , caring for the animals ... George Lopez ... OMG this taric has 4cs , and is 0/2 ( 21 assists ) GG ! I was like Yes , that's why there was a accidentally carrying a knife on a plane ... sabotaging his career ... surely you mean * african american fanta * Wtf , Says it would be better if dad was here , Then they say it dosent matter since mum is here . This is a really nice person Someone downvoted me for posting a news story on r / news ... An excuse for a repost I see North Queensland Sounds more like a CNA to me . I have no shit seen one of these clowns trying to " bag " a patient with a NRB by squeezing the reservoir False ! Frozen turkey leg ! Sydney funnel web . I [ x ] so this is a thing now This was a few wrinkles away from being r / WTF Now I'm curious . Yeah unfortunately I'm just an idiot . But , I believe I was thrown off by some of the new ambient noises I was hearing at the ends of tracks . I was wrong . Sorry guys ! glad I didn't click on that Instead , we get a credit nerf , and a further devaluing of the Grade 7 parts . My soul Oh , snap . I laughed , but then I realized that's an actual thing Stupid generator I upvoted , but also have to say Ah yes . This is truly / r / wtf-worthy . It doesn't really count if you go back in time and kill them before you're there to notice No wonder they were able to get the artwork and gold there so quickly ... Ahh , thank you . My iPad strikes again . Autocorrects you're to your all the time for some reason . I would want it but if other people could have it I would get The only trigger I know of is when you travel to Dawnstar . Yeah , because Android isn't a Google product When I eat honey nut cheerios it makes me feel like im in lala land Stupid fucking pun threads My dad was at this concert ! Now I know what he meant when he said the Beastie Boys got Madonna wet Made me Oh ! Thank you for clearing that up . Strange , my cat absolutely hates my viola and the sounds it makes . It's the only way I can get her out of my room while keeping my own body in it Hipsters thats who If you're on a phone how the hell you managed to type this " I think you have the nice guy syndrome . How in the hell do your gums bleed at the dentist ? I have " Only 3 quarts of oil in 3000 miles " Cry " and all of the events preceding it are really sad ; I can't bear to re-watch those parts of " Choke . " I love the " Not the Boy Next Door " scene , since it's such a triumph for Kurt , which only makes it hurt worse when Rachel falls as hard as she does . Then the next few episodes and season 4 happen so whatever I don't know why people are downvoting you . It's a perfectly legitimate pun . Rhode Island lists it . Our licenses renew every five years so there's a good opportunity for fluctuation , or in my case 70 pounds ..... Shit ! I thought that said tonsil , and I was like " There are many fish in the sea " .... look at the comments .. FUNNY . Wow . Just wow . Cringed on that though ... Or they laid them all off mine too , and he was an electrical engineering professor My brother . He's a monster How does one type : " Ugh , modern In Flames I live in New Orleans . I get asked , to this day , if the flooding from Katrina has gone down . It's been over 7 years . No , I still take a boat to work . Average ..... Because your Mac disapproves I didn't even notice the one on the right I search high and low for my hometown on Reddit and this is what I find 17 is old enough to make out I don't think that was a good first verse to hear from SGP I don't usually downvote on r / funny , but this wasn't funny . At all . Please return it to its original location I heard what you said . Well as a current college student , that was thoroughly fucking depressing Oh God , the memories . I can still hear it exactly as it was Yeah because sex with an eleven year old is so much better From the sounds piccolo was making idk if he was fusing or having an epic orgasm . Either way he enjoys nail being inside Him I'd rather not . My nick is something we eat at my country . The funny part is that I googled it to show you some pictures , turns out Solenka is a porn star I loved the idea but after reading this ... The people of that girth don't get out of their car to eat fast food ! The drive thru is where they go . Hmm ... then they probably don't like white , Jewish guys Blow & hookers . How is that a tolerance break On a sidenote amumu's translated ign means * blue balls * no diana buffs ? This , is the exact reason I refuse to buy a used iPad ... or any touch screen device . Creative uses ... How do you all know so much about Justin bieber Had big knockers . good , I'm not alone ! That whole ridiculous skit by the 3 iconic idiots - shame that the industry or whoever planned that thought that those people represented or pigeonholed the population of consumers appropriately . I was gritting my teeth hard . I watching you kid There's Pure White ( aka pastel base ) , white , tint , deep , and neutral base in latex , latex acrylic , and oil base . You usually get those clear liquids a lot with neutral and deep base once they have been sitting a while on the shelf . I too have worked mixing paint for over 7 years . Never paid much attention to how the tint looks once it is in the can . Never , I mean Never , put oil based spray paint in place of tint . " Sheen is decided by base ... " Once or twice . But my sister kills them before they do anything useful . Seriously ! I always think , " oh fashion designers know what's up with clothing and how to wear it properly " and then this stuff comes up and I'm always like Is his last name really " Kilbride " ? From top left : 2 over 2 down never blinks Nothing wrong with that , but ... SRS ? " Adrenilin porn " If they can identify the body that is I am vegan . And people like this ENRAGE me . what a dumbass . No wonder people hate us . Why would Australia censor Adventure Time ? Why did you have to remind me ... dry humping So stop playing ? I will also be changing the wallpaper after you jerk off or whenever I feel like it I thought you said parents instead of partners . I have used to have a friend who was a vegan , not because of the moral dilemma , but because she was lactose intolerant , hated eggs , wool , leather and the taste of meat . It was kind of hilarious . She got obnoxious really quick , though and suddenly got ( I shit you not ) a God complex because of her food choices . She seriously believed that she was a messiah because she had never liked animal products . Should have been a TL / DR as the article that you linked to says the exact opposite of what your headline says ... You damn well better lose your money game to us . on behalf of norcal'ers : I smoked all [ 6 ] Way to generalize from one picture . My dog Yeah , I'm * sure * she's 18 . I will never enjoy a public restroom ever again . Thank you He even got him a drink Oh no , we're batshit crazy on the right day Well , things have gotten much better on the Hemenway strip my friends . Now instead of mice , we get to deal with enormous cockroaches . Nice , but a few of them would be a bitch to clean ... That GMAW looks cold to me , and the rough edge towards the end where the spatter fucked up the toe would get you some And so are we about the " Le " ... Ted Mosby ? Going to grad night . My parents told me I had to pay for it myself , so I saved up my money from my part time job at the movies and started making payments on it . When I was about to make the final payment they told me to get a refund because it was too much money for me to spend on one trip Did you just say you compressed water ? Thanks for those " seal having sex " visuals . That is a surprisingly true statement Am I the only one who notices that the only people who can read these notes are already INSIDE the building ? Should I ? This is the face I made when I saw the picture : Yeah kind of . Gotta love insane people . There is less gold than parabens in La Prairie Cellular Radiance Concentrate Pure Gold and the legal limit to the amount of parabens is 0,4 % in EU Peanut , I hate shot on my hands I had to look at your username to make sure you weren't my husband . It's down . " I've done that a lot . " Unless its a weird couple fuckingdeadbeatbeard and they actually take up the offer and come down to you room to have you join Edit ; my ipad spell checked to that compound word ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The author is Christopher Livingston . It lists this right under the title of the article , next to the date it was published . ... Why ? The d is silent Sorry if I'm being naive here but , images in mirrors can't cast shadows outside of it I worked with a kid who once asked me if I had ever smoked a blunt dipped in embalming fluid d ( Wait .. they make it bigger to appeal to more people , and then they make it smaller again . Jesus man , you couldn't wait more than 12 hours . ? Your grammar made that comment about necessary child-cannibalism . Yeah , you'll have to guess . It's not like one makes the entire story make sense and the other would be entirely irrelevant , thus making it rather obvious which he meant . * * My real one cringed . There should be a comma in the title . So the iPhone does not have a hard drive ? And it stores the data in the flash ? Def child abuse . What human would wish that upon another ? I didn't know about these things either ... Oh well ... Fuck it Somebody at my school tried to tell me we should make research decisions based on an episode of House he saw . Yeah ... cept for the * slight * difference in duration and the whole " Here , have a country ! " thing , you make a really valid point ! Get serious Why are some white people so ridiculous I've only been to Cairo when I was very little so I don't remember , but I go to Taba and Sharam so I don't think they over-do it in the hotels since they work there ... but at the borders A long time ago I thought is was duck tape ... " 8 year old getting a condom snake " - My pillow as a girlfriend Wait - are you trying to say that parents don't abort children with disabilities because they like the attention ? this story could have been half as long as it was . So instead of book burning we have moved on to video game burning , progress ... Me too . .. Thought I was the only one . Not if you're from Omaha " Only Digsys Dinner , R & R Star , and Live Forever " 3 hours later , almost 2600 + If I were his student ( or his TA marking that thing ) I would rant about how vague that question is . I've had just about enough of you trying to ruin my joke , sir . All gone . I'm more nervous about how my first post will go down on reddit than I was for my first university exam yesterday Why would you torture someone by giving them Bad Rats I wish another AFC South team did this ... * Looking at you Bud Adams * So that's where " Holy Water " comes from Por eso no hay mujeres en / r / mexico You had the Office toolbar installed ? Nice try reddit employee ... Looks like I need some growing up to do As a Red Wings fan , does anyone else think it's kind of messed up that people take other people's private facebook photos and circulate them around the internet ? SHADUP ! your pro ლ ( Yep , ignore the problem . It probably won't happen again , especially because these men and women have access to classified government information . Boy , I feel like whenever a question gets answered here nowadays the OP deletes the post . are you trying to make fun of me ? What an assbeard , I legitimately appreciate this information , and will make sure I avoid using them in the future Except you have to buy a physical CD , and I don't actually do that anymore and I don't even have a CD reader on my laptop . I know - I end up using the Maybe . I'm a terrible liar in that I usually spout the truth first . Then again , when I need to lie about something I usually don't get caught . Shit . I need to reexamine my ' honesty . ' Seriously , fuck y'all for ruining what would've been a fantastic UGA tradition Female orgasm Your floor vent is under your molding . God-dammit I already submitted this 12 minutes ago . I used to DRINK ketchup packets . Bright red muscle truck Don't think you're stupid - just go to General > Keyboard > Shortcuts > Add New Shortcut and then enter anything you like , I copied / pasted the He's also frequently used on the Internet like an anti-pedobear ; that is , pedobear may non-sarcastically represent one's interest in child pornography while Chris Hansen shoops are a straight-up " Had to check my nails now . My soldier's stash is untradable No wonder I liked that movie when I was 14 Good reaction ... Why would the compare feature on your website not compare prices > I found the men's option you were talking about There's something wrong with their downstairs That is neither here nor there ! They sent us home because we were bothering the drug dealers ! Also did you see the post where a gentleman was commenting about relationships on askreddit and ANAL_QUEEN replied ( his real life girlfriend ) . Wonder if that's her real life nickname It's never good to kill people ... not even one . Saw plenty at MBK . not sure if genuine . Change your flair but keep the username ? What kind of treachery is this ? ! ? ! Summer is 6 months away Yeah , maladaptive sexual behavior is pretty rough some times , especially on women . The stories I could tell ! The first time you walk into a room when someone is giving themselves a garden-hose-through-the-window and toothpaste enema ... Well , it's a unique experience not all people are equipped to handle . Well , that's just terrible . Long fall boots I had a friend who took a year off of college for kony To be fair , it looks kinda realistic from the thumbnail . Carving into trees Sort of been in that place for the past week . Honestly , it scares me so much I had to do something to move forward . HOW CAN THIS BE Not sure if At first glance i thought you said blacks and was about to " meme " I went there once and mfw / r / flinn : Google tensor tympani , it's got it's own Wikipedia article too . Leet didn't start with halo you know . Same here but just for giggles " try " the microwave for 3 seconds ... Magical I don't want electrical pulses messing with my inner ears . I think , I would choose ... Beast [ 4 ] . Could be giving the injection with the wrong type of needle . Seriously ... this is wrong on so many levels ! Scratcher , anonymity , underage kid , horrible work What a jackoff .... I read the title as " befriends " and thought " what's the big deal ? " Then I went back and read it again . Today , we couldn't fill someone's refill because the script was expired . She left saying she was going to get it filled at Target Been drinking craft beer for over 10 years . I was not aware of that . “ I don ’ t think we will have problems persuading English teachers to provide services for free , ” she said . “ We already have several volunteer psychologists and doctors helping us . ” ... Not even a Dr . Who fan .... Subscribing .... Terrible and you should be ashamed . Damn , that lady was dumber than a bag of doorknobs . Already looking to get scammed again . I'm a dude . I'm afraid now to miss my periods . Agreed , I just had to use Xilinx in school . Their Microblaze C compiler was the worst . I swear that a program's behavior changed after only changing whitespace . Yeah a big part of the cow tipping myth is that they sleep standing ( like horses ) but they don't . When I was a kid I told my dad about cow tipping and he looked at me like I've never seen the show ... There's a character named T-Bag ? I bought a PSU from them , it worked fine until it SPARKED AND DIED IN A PUFF OF SMOKE one day . Must have been a faulty unit , was quite pissed at that , as it did cost a pretty penny I don't mean to freak you out or anything but , I think there is someone behind you in the picture . But people who refer to their girlfriend / fiancee / wife as " My Girl " are totally fine . They don't make me cringe at all . Catholic priests are always willing to help out male youths ...... There better not be ... I'm watching you Janowicz and radwanska mega blocks I am one of the very few who speak Urdu this made my day .. Not because of how funny it was but ... Because ... Someone else mentioned the language and knew what it was . Do you have any idea what it is like and someone asks you " What languages do you speak ? " And you reply " Urdu . " And everyone says " Urdu ? What's that ? " DO YOU ? No , you don't have any idea ! Probably because you never heard of Urdu . more horrific than throat slitting ? It's winter in the Northern Hemisphere , summer in the Southern Hemisphere . Haha no I do and I know how to do it . Alien blue has that option in it . Says a gun in disguise At first I was like ' All necessary information is in title , why did you even open comments ? Are you buying Shadow Blade on Drow ? What if there was an evil Nazi spirit trapped in that camera & they released it by developing the film ? Nous oppressons les animaux Sorry , but pregnancy disturbs me as it is , and this is kind of really gross . TOO SOON ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ [8 1 ] ಠ_ಠ sized Vi was really fun top lane the first week . Then ... Free week came > The Greeks were well known for their intelligent salesmen that all turned gay . That's not the same pipe . Nice now I can frown upon people . Yep , I've done it a few times where I waited the whole reload just to notice that I only have two shells loaded . The lonely mountain.More of a whorehouse rather than a strip club What good does it do with that asshole US Attorney and the IRS doing their crackdowns ? last I heard , all the legitimate B & M dispensaries were long gone anyway Mod [ le ] me ! You mean OP shouldn't have to pay his " fair share " for all the hard work they put into their house ? bachelor ..... thesis You're saying speeding doesn't kill My , my , my . What a beautiful bum . If I knew you , I'd be proud . For whatever reason . I'll just .... stop talking now . No , I haven't . Most likely because that is oddly specific Fork . Me can't eat soup ! Both . I have a gambling addiction that cost me my left pinky and my big toes . And the person in the bottom photo is wearing a thumb ring He intentionally kept the cats alive as long as possible for his enjoyment umad * bra * , cause i'm stylin ' on u ? lol ... lemme guess I'm supposed to sit back and take racist undertoned shit because you say so ? Smug ? Sure . It's the internet . When we're done here we can talk and share links about cats , * bra * My school has a Doc too and he's also a chem teacher ... oh , not much , i just didn't wanted to see this kind of " doggy-style " ... I .... What ? It believes it might be a shapeshifter ? Really ? I actually thought that the tieren ground type was a great model . It was almost like an mg . Now if Bandai released a MG of it ... Comeon Bandai . ... belly button piercing I don't think oxfords look weird at all , but they're definitely more of a styling challenge than a basic flat . I saw a girl wearing them with a short bodycon skirt recently ... and markers . Please tell me that car was empty Me neither . Apparently you can comment with images and switch accounts and It's unfortunate . Now the hairs in that dank are pubes . Enjoy And how you know Mr . ? What is that thing between your eyes ? I see what you did there ! You are disgusting . Fixing my god damned car , i really just need to learn how to fix t i stead of paying 200 to hear that my orientation is off again Adult ( Parent ? ) and kid get plowed by a car . Now one gets out . MY BRAIN CAN'T . IT JUST CAN'T . STAWP . Yeah .... You clearly just don't understand just * how powerful * that hardware is . LMFAO I thought this was a real ad when I saw it on the subway . Wonder if the Dr.Zizmor subway ads inspired this . Someone has even took the liberty of down voting your comments too Yes . Pretty unreal and gave me a heart attack . Lillard got crazy hot . Just glad we come out with the W . curry had some big plays to keep us limping to the finish line Bad at yes or no questions ? How the fuck did you get upvoted Now my head is forming sympathy lumps Well ... what did she say ? Practice caution in making scientific claims ? Nevar ! How else am I going to get people interested and give me money ? At first I read the title and ignored the age , and thought ok maybe she was doing something cute while naked , like a little toddler , then I read the rest Insulting me ? That's it , im out of this sub ... Seriously , a Sims 3 post now ? I know , but you have Ezrael as your icon . EZRAEL . Who explores and is an expert at archaeology . ' float to the bottom ' Mother of god ! You should put a NSFW label on this one and put it in r / WTF . This is so disgusting . I had to stop 10 seconds in . He who did the rhyme , did the crime Dat head . I got a lot of women buying the ovulation test instead . If I saw one try it , I'd ask if that was really what they wanted . I had to explain what the test was you already said that Lol AwesomeStory ! Today I came across a commercial claiming that if I did not know how to seduce women with the sound of my voice I was less of a man . I am gay . Admit it , it was your car that hit the mom . Oh and he hates gays too ! I thought my hate of how fucked up he is was contingent upon his condemnable by death child raping behavior . What a stupid title . WHAT KIND OF SOPRANO EDITING IS THIS WHAT IS THE FLAW I MUST KNOW ! ! I'm guessing because they couldn't prove he was drunk when he was operating the vehicle . Theoretically his brother could have driven the car into my friend and returned home . And then maybe this guy decided to go drink his ass off in the car without starting it . I GET THAT REFERENCE ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ How can it be too late to start playing a game you ( might ) like ? Woman . I'll watch anything Moisture transfer I'm starting to do that with my bro in laws character . I wish I could run with my 50 commando AND my 17 mechro , but stupid Xbox and I assume all other platforms , won't let you use the same account on two characters .... Aca en los yunais ofrec ían cursos de " graphic design " con Paint , Publisher y PowerPoint . Digo , un buen dise ñador con lo que sea te arma algo , pero What a weird thing to imagine . I played a 3 ' 10 " 400 lb dwarf . We needed to extract information from the town mayor . I had the highest intimidation , so I whipped out my penis after lifting my massive gut and stared at the mayor like this " ... funny Congrats man .... I knew it was going to be such a mistake to click that I like the second idea better , i still feel the need to play it at a volume i can bearly hear though , paranoid me . Oh . No , nobody else thought it was funny . It was put into the film as serious social commentary and as such is not meant to be laughed at . Still fapped . Like this : Have you been in the bathroom ? So you admit you don't know how to cook a burger after giving advice on how to make a burger ? If you don't know what you're doing please don't give advice about it . There's no fucking way that's a tuck-rule forward pass . Everyone knows your supposed to lock the wheels too It took me a while to find the whale , for whatever reason I thought it would be next to the ship preparing to attack , forcing the grizzled ship captain to have a cinematic style show down with the whale . Ahhhhhhh , the one post there isn't even ironic Stupid censored version Try cocaine ; it is such a rush . I'm straight edged . I actually thought they were both men ... ... what I have to wonder who the people giving Reddit Gold to others for fucking their sisters are . He Favre'd . Dear god , Manning pulled a Favre ... I feel your pain Broncos fans . That awkward moment when fans turn on one another DAT LOOP You left me ! Yes . Yes it does . Good god , girl , eat something ! I can see your ribs ! Dat awkward moment where the person you went on a date in Westwood sees your reddit post and comments on it Hey , do I deserve some credit for that number ? ? ? I saw this on FaceBook yesterday . Hardy-har-har . Very funny . I LOVE TUNISIAN ACCENT . nqollak 7ajaa labes enti ya tofla , my favorite word is " ml mte 3ek " it just sounds so so nice . ... ( tunsian friend in the states always called me tofla for some reason My dad did this job for 30 years ! Yes , all of them This thread is really disturbing even if he asked , an NSFW tag would have been nice The level of detail in the Tat makes me think it was obviously done by Belfast city skin works . Wouldn't get that quality anywhere else SUPER FILL UP . Because ... Giving out paid journal articles for free is neither the definition of democracy nor capitalism That's enough internet for today . " May become slippery with use " [ ] ( / twicrazy ) Wait , you dislike this because someone might have a balloon fetish ? They actually try to argue it's consensual ... I did too , until I saw this . You're a bad person Looks macabre to me I thought this post was about fried chicken ... It worries me that so many people upvoted this considering the guy who's a lion said it was cancer . It worries me that I , too , have this on occasion . NO DUDE HE DOESN'T MISS IT ANYMORE BECAUSE I SAID SO Yeah , I'm gonna go ahead and call bogus on this one . Lucky pats call See you were at least partially believable until now . You just ruined my fun . I've read this sooommmeewhere ... There is always a gun with the exact caliber that will break it . Really guys , I had to scroll this far down for WoW ? Traditional roleplaying is all about imagination . " She can't spell " + " too boot " = When I was about 13 I used to talk to a girl on the internet every night . We were quite close , " puppy love " I suppose , but certainly not an SO . Anyhow the first time she sent me a photograph of herself I told her she looked like Peter Jackson ( he was fat back then ) . She then stabbed herself in the temple with a fork . Haha , the good old days That ... that's not funny ... that's It is 5:30 in the morning on the east coast . I have been trying to sleep for the last 5 hours Who ? But you're not telling him , you're just posting his sadface picture on Reddit ! You were sitting 10 meters from the poor kid and you didn't do , did you ? To quote / u / jewboysandler " 9th one down It will happen at a moment when you least want it to happen . Somehow T . F . G . ( tasty festival girl ) can tell when you're having the most fun and don't want to be interrupted Yeah * everyone * was talking about RG3 the beginning of the season when he won it . Oh God , I keep reading these comments like they're talking about Kyle Williams last year . Same here . Troll . So much troll . I bet you live under a bridge Any apple commercial . God damn it all is great except that longhorn flag My hair is turning gray because of this show . He's like 10 years old " chyu chyu " is the sound that It's a flawed system detection . The same service said my PC couldn't run Crysis 2 , even at minimum settings . Tried it anyway ... Just finished the game with MAX settings . * ^ ( looks at username ) * Nice logic , bro . The ending of School Days I love when people of other races tell us we shouldn't be offended . Thanks I guess ! It Is a 5th gen Pok émon called mienfoo That's just so wrong How is it still sending and delivered at the same time ? One more for Nalgene . I only keep buying extras because somehow mine go missing . I couldn't just not think of Majora's Mask I had salami for lunch . Now I'm going to go puke . Snood ... Nostalgia attack . I liked how the snoods occasionally gave you one of these : I played the original Super Mario Brothers for twelve hours and never knew that when you got the flower that you could shoot fireballs . God damnit , we need touchdowns . What the fuck , James Casey ? ! What in the actual fuck Man loves God and somehow he's wrong . Heat is on in Minnesota ! ! So nice of you to post a comic ... rehosted from imgur . who is that person who always downvotes immediately ? or ... I don't play games Haha . I love your smartass act , its getting a little too mainstream tho . The OP is a female thats what my comment is for . Ye let that sink in I did the superhero thing when I was little because I loved Wonder Woman . My get-up was my nightie , a knitted waistcoat and a snake belt Speaking of outright contempt > reclining in my chair and watching * * not-gay porn * * You ... What have you done ? I hate to admit it , but this was my first thought I see your point , but I still think this photo is legit . Maybe he just cropped it to give us something easier to see . Or he is using Nodus and doesn't want us to see Wow your drummer is awful For some reason , I sang this song in the shower this morning Didn't see that comment before I responded .. I was like .. I read it all ... Why the fuck did I read it all ... What is it with cats and feet .. The cat saw the feet move , ears went back which usually means its ready to be aggressive and bites leg ... I'm trying to eliminate that behavior from one of my cats .. He's always attacking my feet and it's usually 3am while I'm sleeping ... Hopefully my screaming of noooooooo will do .... because that's totally not been posted before Indeed ... You lied . That's not how I looked it up , and ಠ in the Kannada alphabet is an aspirated t sound . So like t when you blow a lot of air , e . g . in the beginning of many words ( tank , top , Thomas Jefferson ) . So in reality , I posted this the other day with the title rule #34 ( if it exists there's porn about it ) and got down voted to hell ! That guy on the ground at 0:24 . > * Neither the Bible , Torah , nor Qur'an are physics or biology textbooks . At least the NPCs in AC3 were mostly " hey , look at that guy . " whereas the beggar women in AC1 will actually throw rocks at you for climbing a building near them . Some weird effort at my university to raise awareness of deforestation . You would know , wouldn't you I_Rape_People_II ? As in the television station ? I say this ALL the time There is . It's called a fan . F is for * * fanny * * sucked dry Dem boobies I thought Jacky was male What happened to the first one ? > It's a good thing we are cutting them all down . So that's the sort of thing that makes you happy , eh ? Ive seen a post of yours in every single one of my subs today the tail lights . This is interesting What's wrong with green skin ? You got a problem with green people or something ? Since we already had Emi and Rin , probably going to end up being Lilly . Yet I received no jewelry as engagement promise ... At least you have a mug No , I will not make a contract with you , Kyubey . Even if you disguised yourself as a Maractus . These names are ... interesting ... STEPHEN HAWKINGS What the hell happened here " we will trespass you " Being dead is no joking matter " reason " yet again ? The table's leg when it hit my little pinky toenail Really . Rewinding DVDs You know the world is ending when people put " Friends " quotes on reddit Yes . Several . Why ? Are you offering ? His cum is brown It was , this is my alt account because a few witnesses do know my regular one . I faded out instead of the fuck you letter / meeting with the elders so I'm not disfellowshipped . On my main , I had lurked for like a year before joining and my first reply was defending witnesses and quoting scripture ... Every time that episode is rerun , these pop up . Sorry , first I just didn't get what As if that poor dog had not suffered enough ( > western bagel ) I know ! Why are they all men . I agree , for the same reason you listed . If I want to see naked chicks I have a whole internet full of them - for free ! Why would I pay through the nose to see some boobies , without being able to do anything . I guess we should tell all those women you got cured that it doesn't count and take them out back and shoot them . Bad study ... Yeh ... Well I did post the link but someone wanted to post a video of it Your a dry guy * i am not a full * is anyone else thirsty for the ders d ? i am Should win ? > I tried that . aJson library starts generating errors if I change the name ... You must be kidding me Wait ... we have to get intellectual protection from intellectual protection ? Yeah ... Really great for single guys ... Drake can rap but I agree . I remember hearing that " when she goes to the bathroom I go through her phone " line and was like Can we be ... secret / r / GayGents ? K_K_K_Lobstah . You a racist Lobstah . Non sono molto accanito riguardo al calcio italiano , potrei dire di aver tifato per Juventus ... Ma a parte quello .... Except for that Stubbing my toe on a bedpost makes me want to start a special bedpost concentration camp . A bit insensitive considering Hillary is in the hospital these days ... Well a friend is just grateful to have another friend notice him . Dat ass That wasn't a foul " After practicing for two weeks together , we made our cinderella story come true by qualifying for season 3 ! " <-- Does that make Marn the fairy godmother ? I don't get it ... Roman's too . It was basically The way the first guy carries the dog HIM AND HIS GIRLFRIEND LOOK LIKE THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON . * God damnit * . Are toxins a problem ? Sure . Did toxins make some guy who was clearly unstable go SHOOT SOME KIDS ? I usually just try to find inner peace . I don't like talking about my problems because 1/2 the people don't care and the other 1/2 are glad I have them . Ahem ... instead of " fuck trannies " how about ' respectfully enjoy the unique qualities of trans women ? ' So after they kill a camper ... They say " alright Brendan , camp around here " Slice out a cross-section of the penis and count . Just . Like . A . Tree . I once took all the flies off a fly strip , cut them into little pieces and put them inside the hamburger I made someone's burger out of ... I wish it was true though ! Otherwise I wouldn't have to feel betrayed Well how about you actually explain it . I have no fucking clue what you mean by " going left to ಠ_ಠ " let alone right . I see why .. Why not ? Why did your sister have her vibrator with her at dinner ? Did you feel it ? With your own skin ? Steve ... If everyone had a gun that shooting would never had happened HALO on PS3 . those shifty eyes ? do you mean these / r / reactiongifs does this better than you The new engine that was worse than the DarkEngine and the open world nonsense made T :D S so much worse in my opinion . Waiting for walking animations to complete to blackjack people ? Horrible . An " open world " consisting of two streets and a few bugs to kill to make everyone happy ? Life of the Party or Ambush from T2 made the city feel much more alive . Oh yeah and sneaky keeper ninja assassins , who attack every goddamn civilian in sight ? No amount of Cradles is gonna make me forgive those Red circle in WOT NSFW MAN ! ! ! Diamond earring screen protector ? no . Congrats . You know how to copy a comment directly off of the imgur page . The special ops training pissed me off to no end . The training was like a stealth level , get to the end without being spotted ; spent hours doing that training , never passed , that game was not designed for stealth actualy it started right around when the whole kony ting took a turn for the worse " no foul play suspected " Logo in Algerian ? I was dared to kiss a camel when a group of us went camping in the desert . I did it . Alien Blue on iPad , this thing is awesome Looks like a pig gimp to me , cannot unsee Had my phone for a month now . No damage , great signal , loud audio , very fast , and it's a great size . Why didn't you post it ? The phrases you used " axe to grind " and " personal vendetta " are far more emotionally charged than my post actually was . So a conservative saying , " I think it's questionable that Al Gore sold his tv station to Al Jezeera , " suddenly becomes " Conservative Slams Al Gore's Morally Questionable Deal . " You far overstated my feelings , intent , and word choice . Vendetta sounds like reddit killed my family , and I am looking to avenge their deaths . Vendetta ? Come on . It is pollen . Damn . I got a letter last month saying I could cancel my price lock guarantee ( contract ) without fee because of some channel change ... and then immediately started getting ads for Grande in my mail . Called Grande , and they insist I am not in their area ( the house next to me has grande ) Burger , fries and a diet coke . Damn , you're right She labeled the raisins - It says raisins on the box . Use senuti or something Oh my god I saw the picture and immediately knew they were lovely Jubby and Royal Navy .... " grease " ? You just took the top comment from the fml itself Took me a few seconds , seconds I spent trying to fit LBJ in Jeremy Lin , to work out LBJ stands for LeBron . Eeeehhh ... the only Argit I know of is the annoying rat from Ben 10 . He even has spikes ... Be right back . Shouldn't you be taking notes ? OMG you used that me me that I always see people write ! LಠL ! ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ It was the top post FALSE . Sherlock Holmes doesn't make mistakes . I would say that this is impossible . Maybe if you jailbreak ! ? 50 degrees . wut And this is from a youtube video that is like 10 years old . Good thing reddit still give faggot OP 1200 karma " board games " ( I came here for sexyness , and all I got was my quickly receeding nuts . I was just playing what my friends were playing at the time , and I have been more into PC gaming than the Xbox 360 lately so I just did a one-night session of all my favorites with my friends ... but , miraculously , MW2 just seems to have gotten worse . I mean seriously , someone was up on top of that one accessible roof in Highrise with an Intervention . It's like , " oh , you want to get five feet outta your spawn room ? Sorry man , not happening . " ( idk , i've always found it sorta emasculating , almost like i'm the girl He just donkey punched his daughter That man , right there , ~ ~ is ~ ~ was actually a teacher on Long Island I've taken so many eagle pictures and scenic photos , I'm wondering why I never posted them here to get instant karma . Oh yeah , women don't have any performance pressures " Came out " ... True , but most people don't eat cats . OP you have some explaining to do . Females suck wait ... I'm subscribed to this guy ? ! this just be a prank someone has played on me I will never look at Frodo the same way again Might speak more about her ability as a teacher ಠ_ಠ I'd love to go Go to the probing area .... Definitely out of spite ... I haven't fantasized about this before ... and you can't prove otherwise ... Does he work for world car ? First post and typo LOL u crazy , guy That would make for a good Who does this ? I think they have the strongest bite too All I can do is : He's wearing a Styx t-shirt I used to work at an animal shelter . An older couple came in , adopted a black cat , and named him Tar Baby the last thing we need is more leaks frodan THE incident ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ mine is between the blue sekirei ( Aka sekirei 104 ) and kazehana There's a lot of things we can improve upon . ( We played a tough team . ( We're happy with a win , but we didn't do as well as we could have . ( We only scored 42 points when we easily could have scored 60 . ( Oh yea yelling at little girls is awful , but there's * obviously * nothing wrong with sexually harassing them We don't talk about that game . I'm a male and my friends once told me that if I had a vagina and boobs they would fuck me , some girls had told me I have a cute face . I can't even respond to how much bullshit this is . So I'll just give you a > I would then say " HEY that's Naruto " but then why the f * * k are they near a village ? I think I'll skip breakfast this morning , thanks ! Seems like it . He definitely isn't * winning * . Maybe you're the ugly one ! It looks like it has David Copperfield hair ... Thanks , I now crave for some acid ... Actually , I have no idea right now . " you can have anarcho-capitalism " You are a badtameez . Don't hijack important mod threads In my books , you're American if you call it a " drive thru " and not a " drive through " yes , because of this video and this 1 guy , fuck all police officers . What ! ! I didn't even know you could kill with those . I've been trying for so long . .... Only in Germany She wasn't snoring . Pretty expensive vibrators for not even having a little bunny and spinning pearls ... Why does it look more like Vin Diesel to me ? 15yrs old If I ever see said vending machine I would probably buy 60 $ + worth of cannabis on it > I see on vanguards fee schedule they appear to charge a fee for mutual fund trades . I'm at a loss as to how to do commission-free automatic bimonthly investments After you took the pic you burned your house down , didn't you ? DIDN'T YOU ? ! ? ! That's great , but you're giving them a * used * sexbrush ? Sorry , 2nd amendment gives all US citizens the right to arm themselves ... no matter what all you EU people think . But people walking on the sidewalk don't disperse into the atmosphere , either I don't mean to sound creepy but you have great boob skin ! I'm envious . I escaped stretch marks on my belly but my boobs look like a road map . How to even type That kinda bothered me too . Someone at work was actually shocked Iceland sell food of poor quality . Is this a trick question ? can't tell who is wearing more makeup . Now someone explain it to me Yeah , it's clear to me that JTH does actually know what he's talking about , but English is not his first language . The poor guy is just trying to fix his computer and the stuff he is saying DOES make sense . Shame on everyone for making fun fo someone because they don't speak the language well Yup , and the outsourced worker will get like £ 50 to create a whole web site within 24 hours Why is she holding that record like that . I second this . I have been having sleep paralysis a few times a week for the past 15 years , and there is almost always the feeling that someone is either in your room with you or on top of you . It feels very real ... But i guess that wouldn't explain the marks on OP's arm Every single time I log on ever . I honestly can't figure out why I still use it . Eye fucking Ha ha ha , sexism . she thinks you can recover from autism * Canada . Oh wait that's a state * I will never be able to eat eggs again . 1 . Yes . They're called the * * god damned staff members paid to do this shit , that you should have already asked that fucking question to * * , before signing up to give RIT your money . Does anyone else feel like a towel after reading all this ? More like Fetus Chicken warning tag * ' Wow it sucks it dry , I love it ! ' * Dad = How do people make this " COLBY 2012 . NEVER FORGET . Are you serious ? ! ? I have to go watch it again because I totally missed that . Everyone is hitting in you ... Er ... On you ... Suddenly browsing reddit in the middle of dinner doesnt seem such a good idea No hay seguro ? Probably not A Feast For Crows . Petyr , what are you doing ? Petyr , stahp My parents are cool ... As in they neglected me and let TV and video games raise me . Turned out way better than my sister who hates video games and has been to jail , why ? Because she was bored and wanted to do something fun . Testing ? Just jumped over from the TIL thread about Japanese soldiers eating Americans . This weirded me out even more than that thread . Why did he remove his spine ? ! i just spent about 30 seconds trying to hit the back button on that picture * Info Wars * Thank you , * VaginalKnives * I fled the country to escape my relationship problems . like he fucking could take anyone's guns . yeah , dude , this 1 guy is going to take * everyone's * weapons ... not only does he * want * to do that , but he's fully capable too . This is so true it hurts . Whenever I use my reddit humor on people ( especially dry humor ) I get nothing but So , r u guys planning on fixing the border issue or not - ___ - it's like a disgrace mark on ur face says u used to suk balls . double my battery to get where i was with my old gopro ... all the time .. Well , I didn't know about that one yet . wat ? What are you a milkman , milkman ? They recovered some , after they were used to kill people Started going to church this morning to pray , all I could think about was suicide I read this entire review in Sheldon Cooper's voice . TIL I'am an idiot Here : How are you taking the picture ? ? ? What's wtf about that ? your user name is disturbingly relevant Come in , I just stoked the fire ........ WITH PEOPLE ! That Caitlyn flash ulti I would say that single handedly sailing a ( sail ) boat is the manliest thing a man can do Beauty isn't the only thing that matters in genetics I'm not even gonna say what drunk me just read ... Must have been them crazy eyes . I've fapped with myself so vigorously that my pride hurt for days . Fine tuning is a myth and based on an ego-centric assumption of purpose . We HAVE debated before , and I thought you had good points , but was fairly disappointed when I later followed your debate with someone who professionally studies / works on genetics . That person pulled apart all of your references pointing out that you interpreted them wrong . So I'm If one of us is there , we'll know . If both of us are there , we'll know . If neither of us is there , we'll--WE FUCKING KNOW ALREADY . That could've easily been shortened with a shrug and a laugh or something . Ask a cop to do it for you Oh lord I agree . Those leaf ones really blew me away ........ Thank god you cleared it up , my uncle is a CQ and I was going to ask him about this Why . Why would you send someone ~ ~ here ~ ~ there ? As the mod of / r / doctorwho : Your friend also uses IE Are you sure you didn't drop the pencil so she would pick it up ? I hope not I kept reading that as ( s ) licked I still can't find the flipping wheels Bet that koolaid tastes great . This is politically ignorant . The right is so divided that this meme doesn't even make sense anymore . Reddit should know better I read raccoon as " elephant " and was all , My ex asked me before he even broke up with me . " What a relief " Was your teacher at least hot ? Well , this is ... disturbing . Still not as bad as her face I'm from North Dakota > Oh ok you're right , you probably know much more than me ... Number 12 from Jimmy John's why the f3 ? and why does it look like your hitting them from further away then supposed to ? I can confirm the validity of this claim , i'll see you later Joseph The fraud department of my bank once phoned me up from a blocked number to follow up a possible card fraud . The first thing they asked for was for my account number and sort code " He just donkey punched his daughter Society . > ( I consider her mine now ) How can one be ashamed of his scruffiness BEFORE coming out ? Thanks to my shimmering fleece , I was in the club of the manly ( straight Because a lot of us dont know what a gimme is . Those are truck retreads , not tires . Because truck companies put $ before safety . Now I know where the Infestor came from Good thing international law applies within the territorial borders of the United States of America . All of the Mexican restaurants are Tex Mex . Holy shit that's crazy . And I'm glad I'm not the only one too , lol . I can't even watch someone eat a Popsicle . I'm getting chills just thinking about it . This was excellent until the Drow name Unfortunately not a feature of Alien Blue on iOS as far as I can tell . It has however ONE macro in the editor UI : Pulling this one out of the closet : Lots and lots of applets that hardcode the JRE version Great pic ! I spy a sunroof I see nothing about NY . I see US and EDM scene .... Any one else expecting a rat or body part ? OP let me me down * * I'VE FOUND THE 4TH HOLE * * You sad fuck I'd like to thank you for explaining why my friend will date a douchebag for months , fantasize about what their children will look like in the future , before finally figure out how douchey he is and dumps his ass ( but still sleeps with him on several occasions Tommy Lee Jones ! ? Say it ain't so ! He is the based god . why is that first link purple > A sério ? Vivo em Torres e nunca ouvi tal coisa That guy is usually the only one in the room who doesnt know hes that guy My roommate and I fucked with each other quite a bit , and neither one of us complained about it . He is religious while I am not . The two of us got along awesome . I think everyone is overreacting here . I'll upvote you this time , but you're still being RES tagged ... You should rethink where you're eating dinner What's the problem ? If civilians don't need ' high capacity ' magazines why would cops ? Tell me more of this mystery gal ... Nintendo on ... on Sony TV ... oh ... OCD I don't even ..... Well shit . So much money lost can't access photobucket at work I got it . I was just messing with settings on my pc's network settings . I hope I didn't harm anything I got it . I was just messing with settings on my pc's network settings . I hope I didn't harm anything I tought it was a chicken nugget Black guy here , I heard what you said . At Pollo after the gym . Was just told they have no chicken It's a living 7695 ... Bitch . When I was little I would lick all six sides every time when adults were using them . I'd say I wanted to unwrap it and put it in . But really I licked them thoroughly every time . Nice try crab people . I'm onto you . Omg . My brain - it just , like , wut . I know something is going on here ... I just don't know * what * . I hate wicker chairs .... My parents had wicker chairs Fuck you Thanks . I actually gave the watch to my father , who sadly uses it mostly as a dress watch in rare occasion while wearing a G-shock in daily basis to his white collar job that glowing guy seems shady I don't even - ... OHHH My passive-aggressive side wants to walk in the kitchen and eat a hard-boiled egg while sternly looking at the computer screen [ Oh so you are just going to bail out your kid ? Come to Reddit to set the curve ? I care about all my fans This song is now stuck in my head Who the hell downvoted you ? Wow ... I just .. Wow .. We had a Sonic that I worked at but they built it right across the street from our local sewage treatment plant . It just wouldn't be the same . Imagine Gabe being 100 pounds lighter ... Darius ! lol I always mix those two up while typing I read footrub as footjob You are that kid in fm that trades someone selling 100m + worth items and puts up every drop you found from mobs that day and asks for a trade . the world as a whole hates you . Spiders are not bugs . They're arachnids . Read that as " ... throw it in a pot , add some broth , a potato , a baby , and you've got a stew . " Might wanna bump SL up to 80 , but generally that's about right . There hasn't been as much action in the Kiln lately though . The only reason summons used to be prolific was because it was the go-to PvP spot , so you'd see a lot of people with signs down to get summoned for matches / gank squads ( Ugh ! Men ! I know the feel . My SO and I are still TTC but we've talked about what type of birthing process we're comfortable with . I wanted something soothing with candles and water and nothing but my soul and the universe . But I tell that to my man and he immediately said , " I want you to have a c-section . I fear for your vagina . " I'm no expert but that's no sour diesel Toss it in the tub . ' Cept dat username . Why has nobody brought up that relevant south park episode yet ? Every time I think I've heard it all ... How do you know they're his Mom's , huh ? Yeah , I may do some * twisted * shit to potatoes , but wtf man .. This is too far . Fucking hoverzoom . KILL THEM ALL Your joke is terrible I live in Phoenix wait , is that anger in the face beside number 6 ? If so explain now So the kids aren't part of the metaphor ... So they aren't metaphorical ... So they're real ? * Easy for you to say * . I did take the exam during my apprenticeship and got back to work afterwards . I guess I failed to celebrate at all . I bet the girls love that . I liked both of those I still have a Q6600 , it's quad core rival In the third picture , she's looking at you and thinking , " What are you doing ? You're not gonna post a picture of me on Reddit again , are you ? This better not be on r / gonewild like last time . no sauce , no butter , just straight up plain , cold spaghetti . and i agree with the hunger problem , but turning a dead body into spaghetti ... Those nipples " riding its mother " Hugo . Trailers portrayed it as an adventure , steam punk , mystery film but it was actually a tribute to film You reposted that ..... From me ass hole yeah because he let his dog eat 15 pounds of ham in one sitting Sounds like they ripped that off from * Atlas Shrugged * LAUGH HARDER DARN YOU * are * I was going to say " Hide the Salami " or " naked twister " but realized that's not what you meant In addition , after reading the title , why does it correct when I DON'T want it ? Me too . House rule - If you will be drinking in my house then you must stay the night and not drive ... and to ensure you don't leave you must surrender not only your car keys , but all your clothes as well . Those songs really don't sound that similar , one is dnb one is Dubstep . Like I really don't see much of a connection in the two besides the reggae vibes . ahh ... the * NEW * model ... lucky you . Your username suggests you might of been born in ' 96 . That would make you 16 years old I feel the same way when people say they're from the south . Turns out they're from South Carolina . how often do you see dead bodies ? submitted 8 hours ago by cruelhag Please explain that apostrophe I had to make paella when I stayed with friends in Spain , I got an enormous Sooooooooo stupid . I work a job where I have to be contact with alumni ALOT , and I get so many questions about " temple made " . Also had to sit through some big wig talking about it , makes you wonder why Temple spent so much money on it So ... did I hear you say you * * liked a rape scene ? * * Whoa whoa you're making a joke about suicide ? I thought it was just helpful advice . haha rape is funny Twist : the meeting is on Reddit Lol yup .... Sure is ! ! I cant read therapist without thinking " the rapist " That looks a lot like my duck You're probably the first person to respond to that with something else but a simple " Lorena Bobbit and a certain severed penis .. Yup it's not an official rule . Natives are the enforcers . Unfortunately Maryland and Virginia residents frequently don't know the rule either and become part of the problem . I'm looking at you crystal city Virginia Almost said " well , you were right ! " then I realized you commented after it was already at 1500 karma . In the second photo , the box of tissues has been removed . Agreed . What ? Why ? Why do you make me escape all those underscores ? ! Jerk . Use some damn dashes , please . Gears of War 3 for PS3 ? Came for tits those eyes dont work in every comment though Are you really giving grammar advice while using the phrase " should of been " ? Wow I felt the same when watching the Russian version of tbbt , mind blown Sheldon already has sex from the get go , and idk why but the female friend was just like Howard , it might have worked but for another type of show , like The Particle Theory ? Ah Lockette . You break the dumb sign and bam . You're allowed into the chest . There are so many WTF's in this story . First of all the treatment . Then the girl claiming she's not their biological daughter but them insisting on it . Then them applying for financial aid to go to the DRoC to perform an exorcism . why would you be bleeding from your butthole sir ? Oh god . The link was purple . DUN DUN DDUUUNNN After reading this thread , then this , this was my reaction Yep , pretty sure this is spam Katarina and miss fortune . This is kind of confusing , is glee not meant to be about singing ? I would have thought they would have an extensive audition process to get some decent voices , if so then why is it layered with auto tune ? Also , bad glee ! Uhh , wat ? No they aren't So you raped her ? While making animal noises ? Our first aid teacher told as that you can get sued for negligence . He said one time a first responder pulled out a knife from the body of a knife fight victim , remembered after that you should keep the knife in the body to prevent bleeding and than basically stabbed him again by pulling the knife back in the wound So it does .. As an ER worker I'd attend to his wounds , but not his bill . He knew he would not only fall into an injury but also into a financial abyss . But did it anyway Early ? Yeah bro , just download the update . Everyone knows that this is a filthy lie to manipulate apples stock price . This is very difficult to do , and sometimes you just have to be thankful that your problem was eventually solved and are in good health , which is what I did :) but seriously fuck that guy . " grave " Really ? I haven't either . Mine was black , ordered on 4/11 . I what I really want to know is how you found this . none ...... Your wife does know about this right ? Couldn't have said it any better myself ... Because I love you " Le " She hug me , cried , and said : " I knew it since you were 4 " . He was ' busy writing his thesis ' so he only had time to see me once a month . Maybe . On top of that he didnt really want to have sex anymore . Instead he wanted to talk about his feelings . My sister did that once , because she apparently didn't know the whole kitchen would fill up with soap suds . She was in her twenties . " rape ! " because it had not been posted to reddit . Soccer accent ? I ... The good ol kool aid conspiracy reference . You forgot tin foil hat . Just once it would be nice not to hear the predictable broken record . Ya 98 % of people with that kind of wealth are good hearted saints . I'm sure there isn't any other motives at hand that drive 9.8 out of every 10 . It appears that you might buy into the politically correct version of things . But I do wear a tin foil crown . Oh haha , I know all about that . I was a counselor , too and even as a camper I remember going to camp with a friend who's mom put on her form that she could not eat red or blue M & m's because of the dyes in them . Never tried it but I researched it and many forums are talking about the site becoming too popular and too many law enforcement agencies aware of it now a days . There was even an NBC / CNN / fix / etc special on it . I sent this picture to my friend that loves One Direction and she texted back " why are you in my room " " Don't be ignorant . " Says the guy with the username Gooky_chan Not cool dude Are you a girl ? Why did you put a question mark on the end of a statement ? That's dumb ? <--- You really think it's that simple ? The devs just make a button , and boom , we're done ? This is the only time I've been on reddit and been so intrigued that I had to watch the video .. Read that as Get on your easy sister < I had something else in mind ... You mean it gets worse ? Dear god ... Read that as " I was a toddler when I was that age . " Literally ( yes , literally ) made this face Punchline in the title ... I've been looking on google and I can't believe there really isn't a market for one handed controllers . The one I found is about $ 600 , which is ridiculous . I guess I just have to wait it out You don't understand the joke friend . Well it was looking good when Calvert killed fifteen seconds by himself , but then Bobrovsky lost his stick ... It's Saturday . Though they talk similarly to a religion , the Vanu Sovereignty isn't a religion I read that as " felching . " Yes because fapping to football players is normal So the person who yells " stroke " is referred to as " cox " ? Why do you ask ? Khorne told him to . So .... they are tasting your hands when they land on them ? Here's a fact that I like ! Did you know , a pregnant goldfish is called a twat ? Finally ! Someone recognizes the ocelot for how awesome it is ! Ocelots are my favorite animal and whenever I mention one , my friends are like , " what's an ocelot , a weird Pokemon thing ? " and I just stare them down , with a face kinda like this : Now I can't stop Okay , but let's be honest here . There's no " friend " , and it was actually you who wanted to be a dinosaur . Shame on you . Australian here . I saw Wreck-it Ralph the other day and for an adult ticket it cost me $ 18 , I didn't get any drinks or food or anything because I was BROKE AS FUCK AFTER PAYING FOR MY GIRLFRIEND TOO WHAT THE FUCK IS SO GD FUNNY ? She's gonna burn our house down Or * someone * was banging the ginger mailman Most people aren't aware . It was a big thing when the regions were announced , all the anime fans were thinking it would be awesome for importing since everything would work on our US players . Now it's kind of like At least he didn't insist on ScrLk Zerg . Dat feel when you get to spread your creep all up in the map . Ohhhh yeah I've had a meteor before , though it didn't kill anyone . Except for my brand new fucking $ 60,000 car I had just bought a few sim hours earlier Samesies , when we were both home over break . It didn't even occur to me that it might look odd until we were already walking back to the car . There has been forever .... Why is this not on the official wiki ? Haha , the girls face on the right = Ghsost story formula : Somewhere out there , far from anywhere you'll ever go , is an abandoned place where someone died . The dead person still haunts that place , and every once in a while , people get spooked by the dead person . Afterwards , everyone went home without an ounce of physical evidence , but they all admit to feeling * strange * the whole time they were there . Spooky , right . This is not / r / blackpeoplegif ... oh Mine would You're calling * ME * a hypocrite ? ? > Though they talk similarly to a religion , the Vanu Sovereignty isn't a religion Op is a responsibility , not a reward This is an infinite loop ! I'll still upvote it if it's used properly and cleverly . Not " arrow too the knee " though . How does one incorrectly use a condom ? This guy looks identical to one of my best friends .... How much often did your dad get around ? What the hell is going on in the link preview " there's more people " It says it right there My best friend is like this . I refused to hug her as I was ill but she made me and then complained I made her sick . Does your father know about this this forum is full of Had to wait a min to realize he was not on a table I hope you brought enough for everyone Got to visit last year from California , almost didn't find the place because my wife was asking people how to get to " Glen-da-low " . Take a guess . Thanks for making me google whether Bree Olsen went to college Parkinsons , I SHAKE ALL THE FUCKING TIME ! ! ! , even worse is when I'm trying to get a haircut and the lady says hold still . Or can you ? No Adaptation ? All I noticed the first time was the double lamp thing . he didn't play for long I don't think it's possible for me to hit a 10 anymore . Oh , I get it . It's because there's actually no lunch there . Hah . You named him squirt ? Dude , your username ..... Its beautiful Mrs . Semen . Not kidding . Anyone who isn't american shouldn't have an opinion on what's going on .. Leading 5-0 at half-time , away to Valencia Pretty sure they have a new policy ( after the whole Sandusky shit Kirby ... geez , he has a pretty mouth . You obviously didn't see the details page 97 Apparently I peed on my friend Steve With nukes ... Or longer I am not able to downvote in this subreddit , so im just commenting my disapproval of your utter ignorance and stupidity . I'd rather this work in reverse . So they can be ready when we need to leave rather than saying " give me 5 more minutes ! " when we're ALREADY LATE Well , that's what happens when you try to enter a cake Any store that carries adidas ? A Greek fella who left a CV into my place of work . His name was ... Clitis Kokus I hope you realize that the line is " in " the knee . Not only was your novelty account already taken , hence the misspelling of " to " , but both of you got it fucking wrong anyway . I got a swastika . Why aren't you guys watching the Patriots game ? Thanks to my parents , my initials are KKK How does Ryan Gosling not know how to use a fork Nah you're right . You're definitely not that desperate now . I knew a family , who's last name was time .. They had children . Nick o . , and Justin , i wish this was a joke . I quite enjoyed AoE 3 and EE2 , Empire Earth III on the otherhand How is that possible ? If they are in light-hearted humorous comics they are , apparently . That means this post is sad , not funny ! If that was me in the truck I would've just parked and revved the engine for a few minutes and fumed the fuckers out . While I agree with what they protest , they are bing jerks , and idiots for causing people to contribute to the issue they are supposedly protesting against . That is seriously infuriating . If somebody has that much money to spend on one bottle of nail polish , I sure as hell hope they are donating to charity or volunteering somewhere or something . So many things forever burned into my mind , I'll never get that innocence back ... and neither will any of you Look at the number of I's But .. but that was your argument for why you were stereotyping Americans as bad drivers .... 17 likes Our's is closed for MLK Day tomorrow ... Double detection You guys have the easiest divisions in the NFL ... Miami Dolphins ? ? ? Buffalo Bills ? ? ! Lol . Put them in the AFC North and we'll see if they take home 10 + games every season You didn't link it . Didn't Brady beat Flacco last year in the AFC Championship That looks like my ex ... 49ers .... i hate football " * titter * " " Get paid with 0.00 $ an hour " you should get a job What the absolute fuck Yeah ... because for every upvote I get a dollar donated into my bank account . Went to a Furry convention GetgetoffgetoffgetoffGetgetoffgetoffgetoff GET OFF IT ! GET OFF IT GET OFF ... Tuvix ? And you're really not trolling us .... Was not expecting this ... Meanwhile the OP is actually working and getting a better rate of pay per hour . My exact thought process : " ...... Thank u and NW ohio close to Lima . Sorry it took so long to reply . Lost my Internet service for a minute . Its a racist joke ..... How would you have it then ? Not that I think what you said is realistic at all mind you , and it would likely be a damn sight better than the current shitshow of backstab fishing , dark magic spamming and so forth . Permanent record ... Kindergarten ... you're the father of your best friend's younger brother .... I've only up voted what I thought was funny or I agreed with , but for the majority of the stuff I was just like " WHAT HOW CAN YOU NOT .... HOW DO YOU THINK THAT ..... SRSLY BRO ? ! I could have made a better commercial than this At first , I didn't recognize creature , noticed the HUD , thought , hmm , not New Vegas , then I read " Point Lookout " , oh Fallout 3 . Then I remembered DLC crashes my Xbox saves . Now I'm sad . I agree with what you say about the gun laws , pointless fucking bullshit . But the point they are trying to make , is that the law ( Federal ) states that unless there are certain extenuating circumstances ( which I am not going to look up right now MUCH greater , but NOT * infinitely * greater . By definition , anything of the Earth is finite . Never underestimate math Maybe you should take your own advice . It's a different kind of crime . One is where a sane ( this is subjective The reason for the ' Sweet mother of Abraham Lincon ! ' Are you me you sound an awful lot like me I agree wholeheartedly . I had this happen when my middle school principle tried to expel me for tardiness Nursing mother here . Doesn't always work , unfortunately . It was a week after my postpartum bleeding stopped that Aunt Flo dropped by to say hi . She visits more frequently now . Fuck Aunt Flo You just opened a massive portal of opportunity for people to fuck up . Wearing jeans for hiking ? In snow ? At this time of year ? He does kinda look like a black Brad pitt ... > weird ... and creepy This sub-reddit has turned into total shit lately . I half expect to see a circle-jerk post about the relation of cheeses and guns next I respond to each and every message I get . You know why ? * * Because it's polite . * * Wuss-tah and not Warchester Tjenare jeff The spaghetti How is this different than any other celebrity during any other presidential term ? > He got a promotion not long after returning . You had me at " tax is theft . " Especially when your pants are still around your ankles Seeing as Blizzard lost all their pride with a panda expansion , a murloc expansion would be kick ass .... give me murloc blizz .. give them to me ლ ( I don't think think there's anything " bitch " about being outraged by the idea of being treated like a human fleshlight . If anyone assumed it was fine to use you in a similar fashion , you'd be outraged too . It bugs me that one of pikachu a legs isn't colored in ... Seeing racism everywhere ... Well la de da de da , aren't you special , for following a book to beat a game at age fifteen that I beat at age six with no book . That's a ' Google Knowledge Graph ' ad , not a ' Google Now ' ad I'm guessing you already painted your feet . And no one quite knows why Tattoo removal ? It exists More like None of your business ... Holy shit this is original ! ! ! How do you know that lube doesn't burn your eyes Current road trip was looking to be 1-2 , and the W was supposed to be at Toronto This guy I brought home hit on my cousins , called my sister stupid , and dropped my dog ... all within a 4 hour span at my sisters birthday party . Left him pretty quick What a fucked up culture ... You go to all the trouble of making this poster and you don't notice that you mistyped " DIRECTOR . " I hope it is The look that happens afterwards between the goalie and the defender is hilarious . The goalie gives him a look like , You need new friends I live in fear of Republicans Then I apologize , my bad I keep losing my underwear too ! I thought it was just me ! I do NOT want to have to buy granny panties just to wear my comfy jeans , so it's back to my " bigger times " jeans with a hair elastic through the loop for now . @ 1:13 am Because he disapproves your hate against Teemo . Banana on MLK day .. This is not how sports work . as a former inside the beltway worker , the tourists made my life a living hell that weekend Funny how no-one has mentioned the mighty stoke city I'm aware of that . It's a stupid law . Cant do it . What type of guitar is that ? If the neck is detachable from the body simply get a new neck ... if not take it to a professional luthier . A buddy of mine had a similar crack in his Les-Paul . It was able to be " repaired " BUT it doesn't hold tune nearly as well as before and it greatly affected his sustain . The Les-Paul is now a wall ornament in his house . I must be the only one here amazed he was able to cleanly white out tape a banana . I have a hard enough time with those one paper . You mean Thank you very much , Barbed_Flamingo_Cock , your username is strangely relevant . You have been trolling me all day . I refuse your opinion As someone going back to work tomorrow as a nude model , THANKS A BUNCH ! Me Gusta I don't see it . then i learned it was a hoax Bulla and Bulma DAT POST . This happens to me every damn day in the shower To me it looks like he was taking a picture of Malphite ... Ummmm eggs are pretty dirty on the outside - they just emerged from a chicken's pussy ... It's the only one Ive received an orgasm from as in an inanimate object . But I broke my last one . It's not waterproof as it states .... um many woman can't ... look of disapproval = been up all night playing Civ 5 = * * Chris Brown many men can't as well . I could bind one of my G keys to say that ... But why would I do that when I have False advertisement . Man , kick a guy when he's down . On the flip side , at least our laws arent as bad as New York's You say employed by the govt . like it means something I have only seen this in the south ( read : KY , TN , and SC ) , and it seems to be getting more popular I don't quite understand ! Why you need a hole in a plug again ? I read the title as " I needed a break from another project so I banged this out of my wife " Oh I get it . Cats . Having a segregate mother . I find it creepy that women volunteer to carry a strangers eggs and sperm in their uterus for 9 months . Don't forget how movies can contain the destruction of a human body ; but the moment a nipple is shown : Coño , Yo soy el unico redittor en Toa Alta es ? Man my dad took me to a game a couple years ago getting tickets via a business partner with season tickets , lower bowl center no less . I remember the guy joking around that he spent more time watching games on the small tv out in the halls while he drank beer and talked business At first I was all * wut * It's the only deliberately condescending cake I've made but I've done a meme cake before ( ermahgerd and the So wash your hands you filthy human . I'm not sure what I expected to see when I clicked on this , but for some reason it was not a morbidly obese woman nomming on a block of cheese ' Every bit helps ' A knife in a gun holster " colony of over 100 stray cats " Why don't you just wait until you can afford it . Sorry but it's pretty lame to ask a small biz to loose money cause you spend $ 100 bucks a month on weed and only wanna blow $ 30 on an American made pipe . What happened to his face ..... Yes , yes it is But actually propagates easily from clippings ... As an older sister ... Daryl kills Merle . Done it and still Got it for my gamecube If I hear that word Kegel again ... Da fuq did I just read ? I love anime and all , but the longer I'm on here , the more I question some of you guys Just one then This video again ? ! things flying and without paws ! ! Only on r / Australia would someone consider moving to Adelaide simply to avoid paying a tax Hey guys a carnivore with a dead animal in its mouth . That's pretty WTF right ? Right ? ? Why are you fucking kangaroos ? a friend likes to offer to finger-drum on the belly baby bulge and sing to baby's and the baby mama's . says its an african thing to soothe baby's to come out happy and not cry so much after being born . my friend is a creepy moron ... Gumby is tired of your shit . Well , at least it's not Concordance Extraction Corporation . It's like a flasher having someone arrested for peeping ! White people be glarin ' like this : But black people be glarin ' like * this * : It has to be a pretty big window because when I filled out my fasfa I was considered homeless , not living with my mom , no job , and guess what still not qualified . Hella yes . I hope your still young like me though , if not , hella no I work in the gym at my uni . I had a boner because I also zoned out looking at lady bits . Then a bro asked for a spot I couldn't really tell him no . So I glance down and while he's on the bench and his face is like Trade him for Bargnani Art ... YOU'RE WELCOME Those people who have the entire back window of their car filled with stuffed animals or dolls ... especially beanie babies ... Ni se emocionen por esto , la multa saldr á de nuestros bolsillos No worries , I wasn't looking to be a dick or give you this face You can't be serious Thinking that " Pearl Harbor " was in any way a good movie . Anyone know the name of the song ? I had goosebumps on behalf of all Canadians : Favorite boss ? ! ? O & S are easy compared to the anally annihilating Four Kings ! Crackpot Krugman as in the guy who won the Nobel Prize in Economics in 2008 Krugman ? What a loon ... Yet eight marines can take down a mothership * In Star Wars First Contact , Captain Picard travels back in time ... * I was going to say " Man the Harpoons " , but it appears Sugar Bear has already manned his . I can snap my fingers . ^ I was easily impressed as a child . Indeed . I have been paying into an " unlimited " contract for five years now . Long before they started limiting their unlimited plan which is the basis for my anger . You can't class action sue because you agree not to in your contract . Several people have small claims sued their way out of their contract though . I don't want out of my contract I want them to uphold their end of the contract in its original form . On a blue shirt ... Was he black ? yep , for me too . I had from 0 to 9 a day last two week Plasticchair - perhaps the Moderator team shouldn't roll out our Underwear theory just yet ........ So why the ಠ_ಠ if you agree with him ? American Dad definitely is the best of his shows IMO . What other one would you prefer , The Cleveland Show ? Right before it ends the guy on the left starts playing hacky-sack Weren't you disappointed by my name and flair ? > > Definitely not saying his best is Family Guy , but still ... > So why the ಠ_ಠ if you agree with him ? American Dad definitely is the best of his shows IMO . What other one would you prefer , The Cleveland Show ? Tagged you as " It means she has been a Mac user for 15 years , not that she is 15 years old Oh , so that explains it all ... STOP THESE What do you mean * * the older three * * Indiana Jones ? There are and will ever be only three Indiana Jones movies . I watched this entire video thinking there was going to be a crash . TIL there is a subreddit that features pictures of dead children . Never has this been more appropriate : I like how they used the term " affordable " , then when you go looking to buy jeans in their shopping section they are 100 dollar plus jeans .... Tell me about it , how is it only Tuesday I don't know what the brothers around you are like , but the gentlemen edited out are about as non " frat " as it gets . Jorts and Cargos with no shirts As a graphic designer , I wish I could upvote more . Today I had a request to replace the flower on a brochure . I ask what image are they looking to have placed there . They respond with " a flower " Then don't browse WTF you're rubbing deodorant on your underarms ? OP is actually creator for once .... I thought these were gonna be eyebrows that looked like Nike but nope , thats the actual Nike logo used as eyebrows . In the credit union drive-through after receiving my deposit , the teller asked me if I was a member of the credit union I was attempting to deposit money . As if they have had a rash of non-members randomly trying to deposit money into accounts . No more memes . This goes for everyone 7x and suppressor ? Now on average twice a week ? But that's because I also have student loans You got me intrigued so I searched tpb and got gay porn instead I read your title as torture center oh . ಠ_ಠ You could not possibly understand what I have seen Fuck you too fifam Fear boner here . Now change the water color too This is the DEFINITION of repost Wife always puts these in the dishwasher This happen to me once . Luckily I had a back up of it . Yeah , and The longer you stare at it , the funnier it gets That article included case studies I had not come across yet , so thank you for that ! And I was actually thinking more along the lines of acupuncture than chiro , mostly because my dad's idiot chiropractor proved that she can't read an xray and thus incorrectly told my brother he had feactured his collar bone . What if zigs wins the rumble and beats the rock for the title ? Use to deface billboard ads of women in the 50 ' s You really don't sound like a Ron Paul supporter Did you * talk * to her ? Nothing but the truth by Avi . The kid makes this whole shitfest about the teacher telling him to not sing the national anthem at school , and when it all settles down and he transfers schools , turns out he doesn't know the fucking words . What . The . Hell . You take awesome pictures to advertise your uncles work ! Great job with the lighting noooo , thats like seeing a massive train wreck , pitching a folding chair and eating popcorn type of great ..... no . Just . no . I don't get it . Yeah , can someone fix this ? I have no idea what everyone's oohing and aahing about . I need to buy this . Where can I buy this or something very like it ? I looked through the thread where it first popped up and I am seeing nothing about buying it ! They're dead ............. they're all dead ............. Can someone get the high quality from somewhere on the internet and post it I love the cat's face at 0:21 . It's the original That's cruel and totally unfair . Nice try FBI ! I just giggle like a five year old . I also turn the most brilliant shade of red Funnily enough , Chicago's soccer team is called the " Chicago Fire . " This is like 11 years old . From a commercial from Europe . Yeah I feel a bit scammed after the emotional buildup with the poor old lady . I'm here for you friend . But not in that way . Holy shit Did you guys see the juice pour out of his mouth ? But but but ... Why dont we just use the normal armor / honor . :( Stupid friend zoning bitch This is an old repost in gifs And now I can never replay U : GA , thanks . Such a fucking dope targa top truck ! ! ! Lmao how fucking awesome and only 40k Agree completely . Oklahoma is probably going to be the last state to do anything positive related to marijuana . Thanks a lot , Bible Belt . I saw the NSFW tag right as I was about to click on it . That's a good thing because I'm in a lecture hall of about 130 kids It's the UCF mandatory wake the fuck up alarm . One of the many perks of living in towers . Idk if this is possible anymore with these new gun laws Corkscrew pasta ? ! every word was like reading a new sentence in my brain This ? ... is a thing ? People who were mean to me in grade school but are now less successful than me .....  Zero results . Most efficient ? Take lots of DNP , T3 , clen and ephedrine . And starve yourself . " No seriously stop it , you're hurting me " Way to fuck up one of the best spots in Berlin you fucking faggot , go do an artsy photo shoot somewhere else and don't ruin it for people trying to skate I once picked up a hooker completely by accident . * hardcore * food porn .. The old ' cousin ' alibi . No . I clicked on this link expecting to see bunnies . Didn't they just buy a bunch of new buses ? 3rd time I've seen you in 48 hours . Sure can . I live in Hawaii so it will come in on Monday Click Risk : DAT BONG WATER Jameson , Powers , Redbreast aka everything by Middleton . Unless you have a thing against smooth liquor Wow . It's like my FB feed migrated to Reddit . Nice talking points . You brush your teeth before you eat ? I don't know what to say . This isn't a conspiracy . This is a fact . And that is even in the snow It is pretty recent news ... it is just that EVERY person is posting about it . The only reason I would hold off is because I have myself food poisoning trying to prepare fish so ..... For simply sitting ? shots ? Why couldn't you just do what ODM did ? ? Jessy James . Tsk tsk tsk . What a fucking idiot Creeped me the fuck out " Runs on air . " global warming She does have a bit of the James-Holmes-in-court look in he eyes . Why would you crop the item bar out and why is your survival house so empty ? My best guess would be that you did this in creative and are trying to fool us ... I absolutely LOVE how they made each row of desks in the main office a link to their website . This must be new ! I ... I ... No offense but your the one who sounds like a douchenugget Pretty much everyone realized it was Ali Larter . This is terrible bestof material . No . No this is not fair . Oh I forgot , you have to love the sox to be a Bostonian . It's the Midwest I have the strangest boner .... Top comment Dat sunset ... & You are now mine ! ! I have no idea how to ' friend ' you Absolutely in love with this . At first I saw Ga . State in FBS and had to remember they moved up ... I use a ladybug 3 sold by point grey , capture through a HP Elitebook ( don't Have the model handy but it's a robust one ) , save raw onto external ssd's . A few months ago I started this business , so far we've only sold one project doing coverage for a new year's party but there are many applications like virtual tours , digital marketing and some industrial uses . I hope we sell more in the near future because this is now my only source of income My sister-in-law had one at the base of her tailbone and had to have it lanced . It was so bad the poor doctor and my brother both vomited from the smell . Push up bras The way you say that is like they did it in front of the class . Or did they ? One that doles out viruses . How come no one realizes this is an old idea ... Fatty sex . All of my It's like a goddamn fried zombie leg Is that a skirt or a shirt ? 666 comments * * / u / shitty_watercolour Google it . > Lots of people underestimate fentanyl's analgesic effects . It's a very good drug and does the trick most of the time without making people vomit all over the bench seat . Unless you live in Houston then you'll look like you're in the gang Your penis ? CAMERON ! ? My sworn enemy ! Give me your maple syrup and best hockey players ... or else On that same note way to take a clearly " I don't give a fuck " type picture and make it all serious and shit about something that ' Mercians don't give a fuck about .... Legitimate rape ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ my balls contracted up inside my body after reading this . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Who the hell is still a fan of Sonic It's set in the 1990s or something like that , yet she has a Superdry-esque T-shirt . In the thumbnail it looks like a sloth People are going to hear the name of this store , not understand the difference between " Which Craft " and " witchcraft , " and burn it down . I can seriously see some people avoiding the store because of the name . Possibly not the best name for a business in the Deep South . It's obviously a glitch Oh god , things got serious ... Now it's at an iHop Check the sidebar . You didn't . This , ಠ_ಠ from a ಠ_ಠ delete my ಠ_ಠ two years ago . How can you ಠ_ಠ with yourself lol its drowning in Wait .. Why does the car on the left have plates with Suzuki on them yeah , if i ever find out who it was that scrawled " will deep throat for citizenship " on me the last time ... Soon . I read as you passed 6000 fap ಠ_ಠ y lolsail u I now have you tagged as I now ಠ_ಠ you ಠ_ಠ as Too soon . ] Y / | Y < ~ - . ಠ_ಠ / Y . - " ( . l ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ j ಠ_ಠj l ಠ_ಠ / / ~ I saw Django Unchained the day it came out . The theater was completely sold out and someone brought a baby . Regardless my personal opinion on what is and is not appropriate for a child , that movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes long . It DID help . Unless you are a fan of the Nazis . ಠ_ಠ <-- new meme ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yeah , the definition of the word ' Molly ' seems to have been totally bastardised in the past few years . It always * used * to refer to MDMA crystals , so whenever someone says , ' Oh , I bought these pills off this guy , and he said they were Molly pills ! ' I'm like > WE DID IT And no , I don't mean because you've lಠ_ಠ , made me depressed or whatever ಠ_ಠ , weak ಠ_ಠ you bitches pat each other on the ಠ_ಠ for . You dumb cunts have totally ruined my Then she started reading your shit-slinging ಠ_ಠ and you bitches taught her to hate Long story short she broke up with me last night . She's out with her ಠ_ಠs right fucking now , probably looking for one of her ಠ_ಠ to hook up with and leave me in the ಠ_ಠ . But the fact is that this ? This is why ಠ_ಠ on reddit hate you . You fucking bitches do nothing but teach women to Fuck you , t ༼ ຈل ͜ ຈ ༽ ށ . You ruined my only hope of happiness by corrupting my only female \ > hopping onto this You got it wrong . IE says that the webpage is designed for older browsers Damn your face became black TWO WEEKS Fox News ... I don't think you understood my misogyny comment . Fashion has traditionally been seen as a female thing , and so society's views that fashion is not a worthwhile past time is partially due to " anything feminine is bad . " Hence why r / all invasions of MFA tend to have a bunch of homophobic comments - after all , dressing well is supposed to be a female thing , and all these dudes are dressing well , so they must be feminine , so they must be gay ! Haha I just sold a logo two days ago and thought that . The client said , " O . M . G ! It's * exactly * what I wanted ! ! ! @ ! ! . " That was the legitimate text I received . What strikes me as clear evidence he was in on it is the fact that he claims he just never thought to visit his dying girlfriend in the hospital . Like it just never occurred to him . WHY THE APOSTROPE ? ? My 9 year old cousin doesn't dress like that for the beach Does this work with steel ? That's not snow ... Strange ? No . Crowded perhaps .. And not in the " Whatever brah , I got a mandingo in my britches . " But more in the im 6 ' 4 " and slightly overweight so they lay in the cleavage that is my thighs .. Ladies , I'm single btw Only for iOS ? " the prequel Stargate SG - 1 " xpost from ex-mormon ? ' jOBS ' .. Does ... does he have six toes ? As someone who's not outspoken in groups but tends to put the effort in , it also pisses me off when one person goes rogue and does it all himself , assuming no one else wants to help , then acts all high and mighty when you ask him to at least clue you in on what he did . Really , I would have helped , if you had just said something . Ahhhh so it was YOU that took that Donkey Kong ! Don't be cruel to people ! I have lived in NV , I can confirm this is a regular occurrence I've been dead for 37 years . Wow , I think I am going to be a disappointment to you . She is 14 You know , if you'd changed your name , OP , the spam wouldn't have been AS obvious ... I considered this when I made my first statement ( it can be a g-spot for heterosexual males too , not my flavor though ) but I have to think that with that there is some level of emotional attachment compared to a doctor ... plus doctors ' hands are cold . Because I'm going to go looking for a conversation in a comment thread ? Contrataciones en reddit ... Esto no pinta muy bien I fap to I know a girl that tattooed the inside of her lip with " YOLO . " Prove it ლ ( Happy I got in ( All that suffering .... Physics is a generic science subject , not hard to get into . Also , spelling and grammar has nothing to do with physics . I was with you up until this stupid fucking generalization . Thank god there isn't any pointless hipster comments in this thre ....... Wait ... is he ? .... You what ... ? The " twist : " this message contains code for ... Morse code . the ಠ_ಠ ' s represents dots , while consecutively-ordered You think a man is creepy if he " ignores " your " subtle hints " . Why do common dies mix in the belly button ? How many different shirts do you guys go through between baths ? I literally My name is Kevin ಠ_ I know ! And you know what ? He told ME to chill after . Dude you're the one who needs to chill with this love me shit Well , that's enough internet for one day ... I fucking love this movie but her name always drives me crazy . I mean , who the fuck names their kid Ariadne ! ? I have had a similar situation but in this case my mom got all the kids in my 3rd grade class ( there where only 7 of us ) the first Harry Potter book as a party favor for a birthday party that was held at the school . The next day the boys mother comes in and tells the school to expel me and burn me as a witch for handing out the books . why the fuck do flairs matter I came here to look at pics not flairs That's what I was doing , Am I the * only * person who doesn't ? ? ? Wow , this thread just invites the misogyny and stereotyping right in . Names . Who always take the last cookie A religious person on reddit ? Teemo sadly wrecks Singed badly . Even harder as soon as he gets Phage / FM . I love playing Teemo just to piss off other Toplaners . Specially the ones that pick Singed . Equation or solution ? You want a Nazi for a Grandparent ? > A religious person on reddit ? " Most recently this procedure has been performed using thermal energy involving high powered lasers through the urethra . " Lucky you that Machester is an option . I'm planning on going on Erasmus next semester with the most likely option being University of Liverpool ... Don't worry , they will send you an electronic version ! I thought the same thing too , it they do e-gift certificates . They just don't say it on their website . I should have posted mine instead commenting on the original post . I don't know that this constitutes rape . I think that's how it always goes in the goat world . Unless it's always rape . You're going to fix the way the guns are gripped right ? Believe it or not I was 15 on my first time , I went to this Halloween party with my bestfriend . She told me that I was freaking watering the plants out side of the house . I was like God , that's ridiculous . How would someone even think that would be a good idea ? ? " Guess what ! He's gonna propose to you isn't that great ? " Matthew , Mark , Luke , John ... Nigel Something is new ? Lets NOT be creative with it at all than ! Was I supposed to ? I got a pair of these last month . haven't smoked in 3 years This place looks awfully fammmmillliiiaaaaarr .... Holy areola ! Dem nipples . This is a strangely relevant novelty account . No , that they might win . They do this when they win . What ? The second half has nothing to do with the idea of pro-life . Although I've seen feminists get offended by that , saying it should be her / his . Why did I read " Erection seats " ? .... good God The fuck is wrong with everyone ? ! It's a penis that's not worth a chuckle . This isn't being immature , its being a asshat . So no the username is not , I repeat , NOT relevant . Because all women are whores right ? No one can see me , as I am THE Sneak . All others , aka this Nathan fellow , are impostors . I hope you're not a clairvoyant The ones worth while . Fuck do I wanna hear some rapper talk about guns if hes never used one ? Juelz Santana , I'm looking at you t ( Honestly the crime should bother you . the top looks all stained As well as expensive , morbid and terrifying Not sure if troll or meta-troll Yeah , it couldn't compete with the wittiness and quality narrative of your comment . God , reading it was like being inside your head ! And such a unique and amazing event . Imagine , thinking of something clever about a front page post only to find it already in the comments ! ! Wow . Meanwhile , in Puerto Rico , " free those stupid countries , you say ? " Fucking with my mind Henry Rollins ' autograph . It's from * * both * * of us No FFL within 100 miles . The government is just trying to save it all for themselves . Just no . " The new owner isn't old enough to adopt this pet " * No . * Jeez can we stop icing the puck Especially feeling your butthole laughing too baseball sucker For someone familiar with r / K selection , you seem to be remarkably at ease with using a false dichotomy argument . I meant having sex in public . I get why I'm getting down voted . Some people just don't understand . Or get a belt . I hope you're joking . If not , you , sir or madam , are a much braver person than myself . That is entirely too many cats for my taste ಠ_ಠ For the LOLs ! College problems , it's the only place where the plug reaches and I can't have extension cords .... I ... I don't see how you can have a conversation about this while " not posting anything about STDs " I had a classmate whose grandfather worked in the poorest area in a third world country as a gynecologist . She did a research paper about a 10yo that was 8 months pregnant . Or he's yelling at you The real amazing thing is that someone read all that I don't even ... 12 dollars gets you more then one pack of cigs ... fuck New York Then why reply to someone asking about a stew in the oven ? That sounds like a grand idea ... CRLT_ALT_RAPE Geez Louise = The SS isn't really needed to the story , it only shows how Joker got Harley to work with him in TDOTF . The Teen Titans have more to do with red hood and the outlaws , but it is not that needed to the understanding of the story either . Are you high on cocoa puffs ? I read too fast . I thought it said awesome dinner ... I genuinely hope none of that is our doing I wonder how much money it cost him to bleach his skin ? ! ? ! Yup , that's an eye coming out of the ship That guy's a politician ? How many posts do we need drawing attention to the fact we have duplicates on the frontpage ? ? She did not when " quarterly allotment " Fucking repost ! TIL Hitachi , the company known for industrial machinery , sells vibs . How long we're you sitting there with Promethean vision waiting for that ? This is getting silly now Thank you ! Oh , crap it's going to hail Man wins $ 75,000 , gets tackled by black man I went for a eyebrow waxing , always went to the same place but this time it was a new girl . Lots of small talk and chit chat and she got the first one done . Went to the next , ripped it off and said " oh shit " , and slapped the strip back on .... That ... is a poopy looking butthole Well thank you very much for your help ! The thing is I'm still trying to get used to it , so far only maybe 10 minutes at a time before it gets a little overwhelming . ( It also doesn't help my boyfriends hanging around on the computer on the other side of the room and occasionally my roommate comes home and knocks on my door I logged in just to downvote you . * You know what you did . * I read that as " clots of blood . " You have the prime team logo ... Did you say West Ham ? I had to go back and look . It was only when I saw the barely-there goatee and the chest hair ( that I initially thought was the embroidered edge of an under-cami ) that I realized that you were right . The one without glasses is a dude . For the second time this week , I can once again say ' Holy areola ! Dem nipples . ' Your name has Liquid in it What a coincidence High schoolers mugging middle schoolers . That reads as Progressive Musician I just got the cartilage on my ear done and a week later went to get a trim and the hairdresser ran a comb threw my glorious hair and got the comb stuck on my ear ring . She said oooo I'm sorry honey I hope that didn't hurt . my ex roomate ! Youtube AND iTunes .. If you're really that desperate for meaningless Internet points , at least wait a week before you repost something ... I think they used something like that at the gyno ..... Max payne when you find your dead baby and wife Wait ..... Not everyone is into it . My family owned a jewelry store when I was a kid . My first job like responsibilities were spending the summers there cleaning glass cases , unloading the jewelry into safes at closing , vacuuming , etc . I was overexposed early so that may be a big part of why it doesn't hold allure for me . That and being six and getting blessed out for losing expensive pieces that should have never been giving to a young child to begin with And magriders shouldn't trigger mines because they hover Don't make me go through your posting history to find out Bowls and s & m . Sounds like a different kind of party to me ... Oh god ... No .... 3 hours later and you still haven't made it We were facing people like this the whole time ? Soo algae and calcium build up is what makes you say WTF , op ? There are several in front on them It looks like the bottom one's masturbating in front of the TV ... Get away > I got the YU Torah halftime show DVD in the mail . Now I have to convince the person I am going to for the game to play it . I don't like football . But my wife is going . She is letting my bring a book . Woo . May I ask as to how you recorded this from your mustang to reaper ? I've been trying to do that to my mustang but my computer never recognizes the amp and pairs it with the software . holy crap did you see his desk ? This one guy tried to turn himself in claiming he stole a balloon ... On Free Balloon Day . man , Who capitalizes after commas , It's killing me to look at the wrongness of it , Yknow ? FTA : we don't know why . Cake day is one thing . My Fucking Birthday is on Feb . 29th . Why , that's rather bold of you . its not for me Something smells off by the lack of omegle boarders around the " videos " ...... Hey ! Has anyone here seen Carl ? At first I thought : Because shoving them down your pants while you sleep , is just in poor taste . Old dude : " What did you just say ? ! ? ! ? I was confused at first and thought you said you were wifing your dead mom up . ... i subscribe to r / wicked_edge When people started to think that I was my dad's wife / girlfriend Rated T for Teen . I swear I thought he was an alien at first . Little brother ? ... How does this shit get thru ? but my jizz Lol man , my mate at work programmed some Susan Boyle shit to play on the zone in my office at work every time the stock room door was opened .... I heard " I dream a dream " so many times that day ... Some deep shit The original guy messed up the line . It's supposed to be " the one who * uses * it doesn't know it . " In which case , ' roofies ' does actually work . Red sata cables . mustang athletes are so kind to their fellow classmates though ! Same . They also had 50 - round-boxes of 22 LR that cost the same as 50 rounds of 9mm . * * he * * was on * her * period ? The smoke columns in that image It was a joke . It was a joke . Take it like one . Man , Who uses comma splices , It's killing to look at the wrongness of it , Yknow ? Electrolysis on a still loaded firearm ... Cruise control in an urban setting ? NCAAF-IA has no FCS teams ? Shockingly , no one else appears to have caught your * Star Wars * reference . > * * gazpeanut * * fails to mention that they were using 100 % oxygen back then : Duck face and butter face . Because there wasn't one ' twas a joke ... Not a very good one , but I try .... Yeah I just noticed it too . But I feel like its not everyone . Don't read the comments then . Apple AppStore , download AlienBlue . Go to comment , bring down arrow on top of screen scroll left and you got Yeah . There's always next season . Sunjay Dutt playing Sunjay Dutt is irritating beyond belief . " Energy karaoke " Mouse here . I don't . I'm gonna admit now that I started crying tears of joy which then turned into If only it were waldo I might understand , but this ლ ( That's the problem with me , I don't like " Quiet " Games , i feel empty Limit to 100 friends , because * who needs more friends * ? Haven't we suffered enough ... ( ╯ Dat master ball .... Don't submit private videos ? ? Heno ? It's Argo enjoy your karma , In this day and age you're probably not legal to fuck a virgin . Well I think the user name answers my follow up question But they so want their manic pixie dream girl ! ! ! ! ! The title implies that they are inquiring as to the creation of stuxnet - - but if you read the article , they're actually investigating who leaked information about it Always makes me cringe when you see tv productions mis spelling people's names . Pat Berry How convenient that you managed to capture this on video . I totally did not see that coming . No , the definition of irony is 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife . As a woman : Yeah you're right , too many sweeping generalizations about certain people . Jesus Christ kids , oooh bongs guys , geez ... gets you soo stoned , hehe ... dude Agreed ! But at the same time , ( as a girl ) I HATE when teachers talk down to girls ' abilities . It pissed me the hell off . There's a guy who comes from his school to teach occasionally with my school ( university club sport ) , and he always makes comments about " gauging your opponent in a spar , giving a good fight without going too hard if they are a lower skill level , small , or a girl " . I just ... FYI , you are supposed to wait 24 hours ( or until the OP refuses the offer , whichever comes first ) before trying to accept on offer made to someone else on someone else's trade . This is supposed to be a family show 16 ? You disabled adult content , right ? Happened to me today I had a hot water bottle exactly like that with the same pattern , design , color and plug for my entire childhood Yeah , I would seriously repost this . It actually made me laugh so hard . Come on , Jets . Forgot about that one , but the more I look at it the weirder it gets Bears aren't consciously aware of their actions and don't have the capacity for moral reasoning Indeed , all I need to do is swipe down that top arrow thingy and swipe it to the right , and then bam ! I live in the same province as these people . You know what " like her " means right ..... ? A nail I'm more concerned with the fact he has Glass Armor / Helmet and Dwarven Gauntlets . ಠ_ಠ holy fucking Jesus ya mind linking it one more time just for safety ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I saw one where it slowly comes up , gets this I just find it hard to add comedy , while keeping it even remotely flowing .... Your name ... On the plus side , I finally get to use my A few days ago made a submission about a freaking case of paper I bought and was repeatedly called a liar . FOR BUYING PAPER ! The internet can be a really cynical place ಠ_ಠ arrow at the top when you are typing ... The swipe to the left you will see the Now how am I gonna spend endless hours swimming in the sea to get to places . My little brother watches him all the damn time . Plays his videos really loudly , and rewatches segments over and over again . ¿ En que fregados lugar del mundo son las 17:46 pm ? ಠ_ಠ you both are late as fuck . Lol trust me , this is my first and only time . I had never seen one so I figured I would see one to just fit in with the whole ... " the Pro Bowl is boring " ... Which it is . MY BRAND ! ! I bought it so i want it to be at least on power with the other SMGs . But I am ready to complain ಠ_ಠ Aww yeah Very hot face , body and just her looks . She burns a hole right into my soul . And anyone who disagrees is crazy Thor's at half mast . ... what movie ? " he's kinda cute : 3 " you can't even see his face , how do you know what the hell he is ? TIL wait where the fuck is it It's totally fine until someone bear hugs your from behind , picks you up , and drags you around Hit reply , tap on tab thingy , swipe right and tap Hit reply , tap on tab thingy , swipe right and tap Hit reply , tap on tab thingy , swipe right and tap I just copapasta'ed it into my quick buttons on mobile . :-: becomes " You kinda look like Marilyn Manson . Oh but I mean that as a compliment ! " I'm a girl This emoticon . " What have you done What ? ! I had no idea it was hiding in there ! When typing a comment , at the top of the screen is a drop-down arrow . Touch it then swipe once to the left . Who hammered it in ? You have to consider that most of the readers on this sub aren't 17 year old douchebags wanting 5 % tint on their 86 lowered civic .... I think removing your valuables is a much better solution than tinting your windows .. ಠ_ಠ it begins ...... The fluid is * not * from his laptop ... Dat as Well fuck you too your username is very fitting I was going to make a joke about your team , but I'm a Canucks fan and I just saw the score to their game last night . kids say the darnedest things ... I thought North Korea were in charge of space now . Oh ! It's funny because there's an apostrophe missing . Right ? You're right ! That is a * * fucking hilarious * * joke . The most unfortunate part of this post is that now I have also read this thing that is so dumb That and a palm-print on the car window ... and the guy worked at a gas attendant ... My 17 year old cousin got pulled for driving too slow . Apparently she told the cop it was his fault for being behind her ... I'm pretty sure apple could just make it so that there's a battery issue or a memory leak . They've done it before . Then the jailbreak comes out and it's kinda pointless because your device doesn't last very long . Then Apple pushes out new update : LOOK ! ! We fixed it ! ! :D and we're all left like The things I would give to see this happen ... At least you haven't stumbled upon / r / GabenGoneWild We don't take kindly to your type ' round these parts Idk how ' normal ' this is , but foreskin . I think it's disgusting and unsanitary and it smells horrible . I don't want that in my mouth . Or my ass . Haha ... no Who can't negotiate their wage ... It's part of the interview possess . The hardest part about it is trying to keep eye contact with him . And another twist : The person who wrote that note is actually himself who has traveled back in time because he realized after the day he dropped his keys everything went wrong for him in life . Oven and carb cleaner works just fine on a 50cal . But using it on a mark 19 or any sort of personal weapon ? You just spiked my blood pressure at the mere mention of that ... This , indeed , is the friend . Who appareantly is stalking my reddit account > Also , there are game publishers on Kickstarter . Quite a few of them . You don't think they've received threats ? You've never seen game devs receive threats before ? youtube is lagging Sad part is that George Lucas ' favorite movie from the Star Wars franchise was the phantom menace So ... You're saying you don't lick your own asshole ? So ... Lick other's assholes ? I read " start * seductively * killing her family members " ... We'll see what happens when they put proper tires on it ... I think it comes with all-seasons by default ... It's official , I am now completely ashamed of being from West Chester , PA . D'oh ! It's not even Amanda MMM ! ! It's Amanda * D * OP's clever like that , tricking us for upvotes . By god , just by reading this I feel like I have to text my crush That username the game is f2p Now I just need to modify one of those things to do 30 + mph . Does he really begin the video by picking his nose That's incredible . We just had the local shirt crew make ours It's that what happened to the Experience with Itunes ? Can someone super kick that five hour guy ... Tuna ...... of ...... other ..... toys ? My B & amp ; M had some of those last week when I swung by . I believe they were asking $ 60 each I could be wrong , but I'm * pretty * sure that's how you catch aids ... I love your body too . I be like I was joking ... Or was I Dat tag You get rented out ? There's nothing here ... This might have been the worst AMA ever . No , he was a right tackle . " When you seem your team play this badly ... you play badly too . That's my excuse . " That was sarcasm . Mine will . Not . Go . To . Bed . I'm about to sell him to the zoo . And he's overtired already and has gymnastics tomorrow after school , so it's going to be a loooong day if he doesn't quiet down and pass out ! Once he's out , he's out though . He only wakes up ungodly early on weekends when I could sleep in . No those are just really bright lights , but i never noticed that it looked like fire She ... Artemis is an eternal maiden Oh come on seriously ? Connect to the Internet ? omg its like im exactly that person ! woah ! Not everyone . I didnt Sir .... Everyone has more points than us . EVERYONE . We are fucking up . Our goal differential is - 11 in only five games ! Still waiting for my French Maid Nidalee splash rework Scissors near my .... 489 people apparently ... Serously ! I loved that show ! I still have a Thunder Hawk with Matt Tracker figurine . And that motorcycle that tuned into a hovercraft ridden by the most stereotypically named cartoon character ever . An Indian guy named " Ali Bombay " unfortunately , no difference in alien blue . had to go to the browser to see the difference Get used to it ... Stephen Harper But ... he's licking it ... how does he not get salmonella " is doesn't " $ 9 / hr ? Come on , McDonalds pay twice as much to underage people i'm glad im just reading the comments Only recently . I discovered reddit . I get up in 4.5 hrs . And I'm still commenting You forgot NPB . Def . looks like a penis . I'm going in . Wish me luck . Why would you want RAID 5 ? It's all good . Sorry to hassle ya ... But I was all " Do they sell Marc Jacobs or Chanel in this grocery store ? " Sarcasm I hope / R / Murica's freedom not good enough for you ? They're al growing up . Oh , I'm certain I didn't notice I'd done that why do you assume being anti-social is a disorder dude wat I just think someone so hung up on properly representing our religion shouldn't have used the term POO POO HEAD . Wow ... Just wow I think she was under the assumption that I liked to not receive it at all .... Noon pst time makes it 7 am in Sydney doesn't it ? I remember a while back there was an article that assigned a movie to each state , a movie that took place there and really captured the area . They chose " Bye Bye Birdie " for Ohio . " Faster than 96 % of US " Tempura is supposed to be an extremely light flour-based batter . Panko coated tempura makes me There goes my recipe for chicken in a lead cream truffle sauce . This kind of thing does not need to happen in a city Okay , you guys are ruining my childhood , one post at a time We've always had a defense problem ... I know . I'm using a Nexus 4 as we speak , moron . Check out my / r / nexus 4 posts They didn't send the Irish from the UK ... Your username ... Funny how the thought of getting $ 300 just to be peed on every morning becomes so deeply ingrained in one's mind ... probably because most of us would do it ... " Finally " Because there's zero chance he was just speaking figuratively . Zero chance . go away , Not what you think Dairy Queen . I'm a dude . Canadian here , gooses are dicks . wat ? Fuck I had that edition and sold it ... if I had only seen the potential First time I went to Geneva where tipping is optional , I was tipping left and right and the waiters or waitresses always acted pleasantly surprised . Then one night a friend explained how tipping is optional over there and most people don't really do it unless they practically get a blow job with their drink . Still tipped after that , no blow jobs though . I think you're either twelve and can't see the world around you , or you work for the NRA ... one of the two Marx and Trotsky as tyrants ... America , seriously , WTF ... Your phone needs charging Ohhhh when I worked at the movies , there was this one time when some dude clogged the toilet . Loud screaming was heard while he was in there , then he casually walked out and left the theater . Upon entering the bathroom , me and several other employees found the entire floor flooding with dark brown water Your plantations . Dat volatility . * reads first line * nine photo apps Of course it was worth it ! That event is a retailer event , not a public event . You'll possibly get a game or two announcement , but definitely not a console announcement My friend does this Me too . He really just said Pokemon's Shut your fucking mouth and hand over the money " What's to bad about tha - - " ... OP almost threw up . Nice try , friend . That's on my birthday . I just got the latest iPod touch with the awesome graphics ( for a mobile device ) so I'm exited for the update ! THANK YOU DEVELOPERS ! ( Although I did already thank them with $ 6.99 i thought that was a die embedded in plastic next to a dildo With this and when NC back pedaled on Gay rights ( even though I'm not ) I'm seriously considering moving . It's an iama request for a dildo engineer All work and no play make Jack a dull boy Well thanks for this little tidbit after I've already dropped out for a semester to take care of my mental health so I don't commit suicide when I go back to college . It's fucking midnight here and I have a class at 7 am . I want the update by 1 am so I can squeeze in SOME rest This looks very similar to my pantry cabinet ... Isn't the No . 1 killer Heart Disease ? Why is it purple ... How can you have a kaiser if you haven't been able to maple for almost a half year Oh sorry , India . Gangrape isn't as bad as cheating . define test Apple . I've had friends get angry with me over it . Are we still talking about farming ? Nice try guy who was responsible for said ad campaign . Ball jointed dolls have been around for awhile . It's just the folks that are in this hobby that takes it to another level . Ex-friend spent thousands and thousands of dollars on it . Had an army of them and went to ' Doll Meetings ' , make up stories , create ' relationships'---almost thinking it's a real person . Sometimes they plan play dates with other people out in public attractions just to take photo shoots . Yeeeeah .... So , you still ate it after taking the picture ... which I'm assuming you took because it looked gross ... I asked my mom where the milk was . " In between your legs . " You're fired You'll probably go Dat username those eyes are Happens on my iPad if I pinch to zoom anytime before all pictures are loaded ... Well that escalated quickly . trading children for our * * siblings and mother's underpants * * . In a baby ? Hotshot GG's cunt ... I don't . \ m / ( " My kid is too old for me to qualify for government assistance anymore . Clearly time to have another ! " A-are those ... on the right ... are t-those his ... balls ? Google " Lawrence Kansas skeptic " and you'll get some useful hits , too . Sorry I can't directly link for you , since I'm at work and most skeptic / atheist stuff is filtered as " occult " . > Let's stop eating steak , drinking whiskey , drive petrol cars , using pesticides or spray crap on vegetables , let's stop using pressed wood products , blah bah blah ... right ? Please ... As opposed to your pudding > I already did , before you wrote this . He's definitely not Singaporean Even Omegle now has video chat . Dicks . Everywhere . Why is Andr é the Giant with all these toweled women ? Well , what * were * you using them for ? Worked great on my phone I love how Reddit thinks this is humanly possible . Yes , releasing documents is an act of violence in the same way masturbation is an act of genocide That sounds like a terrible work environment . I totally agree . My mother's ring broke ages ago and as a result she gets hit on all the time at work ( she's even been stalked before ) . So maybe having a simple , small wedding band is a good idea Why the actual fuck did I click on this ? Srsly . I have the same thing . ლ * ( They could have chosen anything to make a bomb but why choose petrol as an explosive ? i have you tagged as floor rapist Hooray for intolerance and racism ! Last year I ran quite a few of the obstacle runs ( Warrior Dash , Spartan Sprint etc ) and the costs started to get annoying , especially since they ding you additional money for parking and sometimes just to bring spectators ! ( Tough Mudder Don't blink I'm from South America Not gay , If more people had guns columbine could have been prevented I mentioned it to the lady at the post office and she was like " oh yeah that happens sometimes for apartments " . I said I lived up a total of 12 steps and her reasoning was that " maybe the delivery people get tired if they are making deliveries all day long " ... God dammit , your drinking is getting out of hand Do you get off by being a continuous douche or are you socially inept ? Still , Regarding the Charizard card - what a gross misinterpretation of Fire Spin in the games Chocolate syrup , name is FapWithChocMilk ... Would you say the paper is .... Rock hard ? Great , he killed Gmork Because clearly there is no white people living in Jamaica . True dat . I was embarrassed for how we played . god is super great so hush my name is Billy . Hey guys ! How about we not say " / r / Braveryjerk " and " k " in every possible instance ‽ I think they got it ; this is just spammy . Prison break was only good for the first season .. The one where they broke out of prison for the first time .... You can come try it on me . haha jk .... That the Pete and Repete joke was on me . 19 total fouls in the first half " That's the power of * German * engineering " ...... w .. wait a second ..... b .. but Jamaican ...... I hate the feeling of warm water on my fingers . It feels weird Wait , how did you ... Mine wasn't , sorry no pics . Mine was in my scalp and they would pop and get irritated every time I laid down . Goes to say I was given a lot of pain killers to deal with the irritation . Damn , the only thing different about these jerseys are the Super Bowl patches ... And Nike couldn't even include it in the press photos for the Niners . * The Viking of disapproval looks in your direction * How the hell are you counting the rock skip 51 times ! I was eating noodles * Only * Quite a tasteless name you have there Well this awkward When the video first started I had serious trouble distinguishing the girl from the guy . Guys , he was wearing pink lip gloss .... As a ಠ_ಠ I can Please don't Way too less ...... Might have something to do with linking to memegenerator Hey hey hey ... Don't drag me into this balls on top ? Two major floods in 2 years ... Nothing to see here What the heck ? [ It actually exists There should be at least one comma in that last sentence . In ... in the ASS ? When the dude pulled out * the list * When I read " delicacy " the first thing I thought of was food I think you're all missing the point of the analogy but interpreting it too literally ... Lol I had mine on Microsoft campus yesterday and people were amazed . Talking about Microsoft ergo membranes ! Tanks for that , I haven't had the chance to down vote someone's entire history today ! Thanks You drive a hard bargain stereo man , but I'll accept ... I'll accept . I see you going through my comment history . Watching you And of course , it's a penis . You hope that the outmanned buff stays bugged ... I'll say it's fair when they pay another employee extra because that person has a sick parent at home that needs to be taken care of . Who carries their phone while working out ? " * who's averge gps * is around a 3.6 " That might actually be a reasonable explanatoin , thank y ... th ... thank you ... Lolicon 2 ... Or , you know , we could add more teams so we don't need a waiver That sentence was going fine then ... You're right , that's exactly what I said . Yeah I worked my way up from the door . And I would hire guys and girls for the door . I also tried to hire a balanced crew , but it was rough . I had to deal with a lot of sexual harassment complaints about some of the male staff :/ we had two guys fired and one girl quit ... Then at another store nearby a manager was fired because he received a complaint from a door girl about one of their AMs sending her photos of his junk . Is this a Toronto subway , looks like a lot more trash on the tracks then normal .... I'm a Green Bay native . When I was in High School ( ' 92 - ' 96 ) we would have big keggers . Mark Chmura had shown up to a couple and flirted with our girlfriends . That's my aunt omg are you serious ? ? lol lol lol .. here .. have an upvote :) but seriously don't mess with fairuz I was like , holy shit that's an amazing stor .... wait , I've seen this movie Just the head ? " Saw this earlier and I'm still laughing " 4 hours ago Nice try Scalia . Error 503 Service Unavailable what tefuq did I just watch You are too kind , but in actuality I am haven't been 24 in over 10 years . But don't * communist countries * have universal health care too ? Wow , I am jelly . Son , you need to get laid Didn't know Sona could speak . I thought she only spoke using her chord thingy and / or stepmania music thingys . With a baby's arm holding it ... Oh yeah , ' cuz there's no way for them to automate that . okay what's up with india , everyday i see like 27 posts about the indian army Oh of course ! If you link the German Wikipedia , you're gonna have a bad time . On that note - it's FINALLY CD1 for me . I haven't had a period since early November , which put me at a 90 day cycle last round Was your apology accepted ! ? I guess OP is slow on the uptake . I meant Mass Ferret Over clock a phone I assumed OP was a women , thought a comment to that effect was more relevant . I speak from strictly from IRL observation , since it's difficult to verify someone's sex online . ( And give me some credit , of course I know men aren't the only ones who can be awful in relationships The female orgasm ... Giving not having . I think the I'll fuck whatever deity I damn well please . I wonder how you have upvotes It funny . I'm studying for my physics test tomorrow ( it's on Solids and fluids , Oscillations , and Mechanical Waves ) . I had no motivation till I saw this . The wonders of Emma's appearance does Great parenting .. Except for those baby carrots . I don't have the patience to explain but .. Please don't feed anyone you care about baby carrots . This has been a PSA from your not so local pharmacist . Thank you Wow . I feel it . Imagine how I feel Took my class mid-December . Still waiting ... I did 9YO ? ? seriously ? Ah I'm using alienblue ... I'll complain in my review to spite them . You my friend have not tried PCP . Thanks ... Andy . Yeah they said it was right Wouldn't know , I use Alien Blue on my iPad , so I can't see them . Isn't that mildly infuriating to take advice from some jackass that can't see it anyhow I like a skinny ankle jean with a few rolls so it hits right above the top of the boot . Ido have this problem however with some black skinny Big Star jeans that don't want to stay tucked in tony booties and seem too long to roll . It really is So much Instagram Lincoln Heights to Woodland Hills . Car , bout an hour and ten . Not my choice , company moved on me . I go to school less than five minutes from this place Have fun and good luck ... Yeah ! This way , not only do they get to show fans the episodes , but also piss of the Canadians ! no weapons , buddy I got a whiff of it too fuckin take it ( ╯ Me too . Though now I fear my admission of this fact will be my most down voted comment ever Yes , " creatures " . fictional creatures . Slightly different to mass shootings in schools and camps > My boyfriend says he doesn't really fantasize . He said " I wanna be your dogs eyes Features the " 4 Edo Kages " ... Somehow " litter " and " gravy " in the same sentence ... ah my dad was the same ... nothing like him screaming " STOP CRYING " to make me stop crying " Did the math " ? You added 1507 and 1507 and then divided it by 2 . Its amazing how many people get surprised by downtime announced announced all over the place Ok , I'm sorry . 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I did this recently for The Hobbit and I loved it ! I didn't need to explain anything to anyone and I could just sit there and soak it up . Although the only downside was this fucking couple fondling eachother in the seats next to me Beating the Redskins in the Super Bowl . " girl you she hit you , you gotta get her i'm sorry " When I ask , I do mean it , so when someone asks me and doesn't then I get all Why is Bigfoot all of a sudden the gatekeeper for title shots ? That's still English . Some of them are nice , it really all depends though haha . They still scare me though yeah , they say it's not possible to fix in their php installation . I don't let anything suck my right Apparently locking teemo is grounds for a perms ban lollllllllll What the fuck is in the bag ? Its like a bunch of confetti exploded into the air when you landed ... amazing ... Why would you sell it ? Everyone on r / investing things we will get new highs first I wish That could have been the most boring article I have ever read lol . Didn't read ( actual ) as ( actual ) and didn't know if ( actual ) meant ( actual ) trees like forest trees or ( actual ) trees like ( actual ) marijuana ... Either way ... I believe this is just being a sensible driver . awwww , spoil sport Everything that shoot is either an AR - 15 or an AK - 47 . Don't you know that ? A NSFW tag would have been nice . > if you can get past the crazy installer and don't need SLIME for Emacs ( fails to run with both sbcl and clisp ) or ECDSA support ( Red Hat refuses to include it because of patent fears Yeah , that top would really help a lot while freerunning . I read touch them when they're young 10,000 readers here and 3000 in the comics sub You need to chill out . Oh god , why would YOU then taste it ? ... because the government has the monopoly of force ... take that away and that wouldn't happen . Still , what the fuck . for my boyfriend's birthday / christmas present ( they are a week apart ) , his brother and his wife gave him a scribbled card from their one year old and a christmas ornament of the baby's handprint ... when i found out i was like So you threaten them by showing them guns that you've made that shoot batteries and watermelons ? That'll scare ' em . Dat assssssssassss Theme song is my ringtone I'm in Ahri's Crushers What the fuck did I just read . Smough's face frightens me . Rachael says she's not upvoting cause she got scabies . Oooorrrr Skyrim drove her to leave . I had to stair at dat for a long time . Seriously small talk is so small it's a waste of energy for introverts . Must stay focused on getting laid why do i know what you are talking about I have a cousin Margaret It wasn't there when I got the goggles , and I did talk to the fossil guy . Redditor for 27 minutes ... I still have that song in my head . By / user / IUsuallyDontCuss Stop being so condescending . Not even white guys like codes ending white guys . I will never look at Frodo the same way again Professor wants us to have an * innovative * idea ... It's like trying to invent the next million dollar invention Would you be willing to elaborate further ? When I say " disable " the links , I do mean when JavaScript is disabled . I want to make it so that , as a user , you can be taught how to use web applications and browsers . I have tutorials on how to find and enable JavaScript on IE9 ( which I hate Is it bad if ive seen the full length version of this ? Royal phone JOKE . Fucks sake people ... Yeah that shit that happened was terrible , and I think it's fucked that she killed herself , but really ? Djs fault ? No . She put them through to the department that was looking after Kate . Under no circumstances is forwarding a phone call an issue . Ever . Oklahoma city ? Yes , I live in the valley so I must work for Netflix , no one on reddit can like something commercial I forgot . Why is that link purple Now that's one traffic jam ..... I think OP found this on the Zedge Wallpaper app ; so I'm pretty sure you may have could found it AND found a slew of cool ringtones us Ipeople can't get because Apple won't let us do that .... Check your privilege you rich white man It's a Spinal Tap reference AKA shut up bitch I got karma bitch-slapped today for bitching about all the stupid screenshots and uninteresting battlelog posts that have all but killed r / battlefield 3 - just this morning - and you go and post 3 pages of good laughs as if to say I deserved it . Did that kid just say " you want him to do you so much " ? I guess the hyperbolic writing helps to sell books , but it gets a Yes . Always pisses me off when a website sends me an email with my password in plaintext . That's when you know it's real secure I'm glad i decided to skip the fillers . Are these guys like porn conessieurs or something Everytime Laurelai uses 1 time i watched the house for a whole weekend I should have warned New Yorkers before posting . Governor Cuomo will be very angry if you look at these pictures . 4am for me , had 2h sleep and after a match I'm going for 8h glacier hike , come on arsenal what part of " Toodles ! " did you not understand ? I'mve had 2 very brief ones , got too excited both times , woke up . I was fucking pissed . Especially since I sat still for 30 minutes , just for that . The point of a haiku isn't the 5-7- 5 structure any more than the point of a human is that it's mostly water and carbon . Last week he was knocking Kansas because we lost to Michigan State . Uh , yeah , what an awful awful 3 - point loss that was for us , way back in November to top 15 team " fuck her " " colored " That Taric It types for her At first , I was like ... Those are not wallpapers Reddit on a facebook video of people having sex : 953 notifications in your " D " folder . That's the point . You're not supposed to be able to read the comments and know which one it is . Awesome ! At least you're not a virgin like me Having sex with multiple partners means you should be using condoms lady . You'd make them listen to Nickelback ? What do you think rights are ? Once I realized lots of people turn off shadows and flora I realized why my infiltrator was always getting spotted Anyone else feel like background fake dog outshines main dog ? Ouch .. Real dog - 0 I'll live forever fake dog - 1 ... Yessssss ! .. the ... the pitch is off on that video . Hey ! It's not what you think . Came in here expecting grimy . God damn I kinda wish I was disappointed . I've never been to Legoland or Disneyland ... I didn't understand any of that Yup , the best is going somewhere with my boyfriend and being treated like I'm his little sister . Or having to pull out my ID when ordering at bars where they check IDs at the door . Nope , Blues fan . Local dog stars in Super Bowl commercial what are bath tub crayons ? wow , downvotes ? No Meatloaf fans in here I guess .. Also , iirc she was getting very inexpensive teeners . > I did a perception check once where I rolled a one , and my character went blind for a few minutes because of " stress blindess " I know right ? Some people . The thing that I remember the most , besides sobbing like a little girl and running out of the vet's office , after we put Ci-Ci down , was the smell of that pink chemical that they pushed into her veins . .. absolutely vile . Haha , I'm with you . I would probably give up half way through , just like with my drawings . ... just what I want all over my face ... 4chan is seriously ripping off Fight Club ... I live in San Diego . It's like impossible to get them even if you live here . You have to get your tickets for next year at the current event to be able to get them . So basically what you are saying , is that he doesn't share your faith , so he is an idiot ? sounds legit stop ripping on mcdonells So you don't care ? Why are you even doing it ? Your logic is flawless . I got shot in the tooth with a 400fps sniper from about ten meters What's so bad about that ? why are you bringing this back up That sucks . Excuse me while I go backup my hdd now ... Yep such an incredible hero . Took part in a hostile invasion of a foreign country and murdered 160 + people who likely didn't even know he was there . Look how in awe I am of his incredible contribution to our species and society I'll rape you . Ohhh it has the condor Rojas incident ... NOT COOL . I had the exact same experience . Then I was like " So ! I wonder when the next season is coming out ? Pretty excited to see it cause of the cliffhanger and all ..... The average is more than ( 10 x 45 / 60 ) 7.5 hours a weekend ? I had a whole SR adventure that ( somewhat ) hinged on the characters fleeing from a juggernaut ( magic / mutant rhino for those who haven't played . ) One character , a noncombatant for the most part , takes out his flechette pistol and fires . Rolls 4 dice . All sixes . Rerolls , all sixes again . Ended up staging his damage to deadly + 8 or something . Juggernaut botches defense roll , dies immediately . You were watching dog porn before you left the room ? Fable : Tender Loving Care . " foot sucking vampire " I can scramble eggs , microwave frozen sausage links , slice avocado , peel a banana , and clean my skillet in under 5 minutes . You can too , it just takes practice . You have 5 minutes to spare . You're not going to wake anyone up because you used a skillet . When I was in fifth grade we did a Spring Concert , but it was so hot in the gym that a couple kids got woozy / fainted from the heat ; which marred the overall quality of the performance . Afterwards when we were back in our classes , one of the sixth grade teachers came around to all the fifth grade classrooms and yelled at us for screwing up Are you sure that's * all * the honesty you have ? So I can jailbreak my phone , but not my tablet ? What's the difference there ? To me , this is almost like saying you can't upgrade the car you bought because its copyrighted . Yes , it's extremely bad ass . I love that it has the smg and rpg . My only complaint is that they are very " loose " on the joints . I can't even stand my spartan anymore . Needs more The screenshot is amazing to me , because someone has full Vodafone reception Disquiseception I guess ? Downvote me if you agree ! ! ! ! ! ;) XD Would it be a new post ? Asking because I am always browsing from my phone and very rarely return to a post until OP tells me " Nope ! " ........ which is usually the case True . Especially in my state , arizona . I believe we're 48th in ranking .. That's exactly what I thought , then I thought , no way . I've been refreshing this subreddit and it's impossible for this to happen without my knowing of it . Those pants Can someone please explain to me how this makes ANY sense best ? Canada sells oil to the US and then buys it back from the US . I would wanted to come inside and work on your plumbing Thanks for reminding us . We had totally forgotten . So much I have been staring at this for 2 mins waiting for it to go around Disregard as fake . I was 12 for my first . Scary around 21st ? Millionaires live on 21st st . Have you ever seen Utica Square ? Typical south Tulsan . Some ppl will sell their soul to buy some attention Halftime report announcement in the ducking first quarter ? DAE remember BULL FUCKING COCK You're right , you hear the first stanza of the Deutschlandlied * all the fucking time * ! Im only 17 I see they gave you a spelling waiver too . The plant outside the window looks ... human " I thought about video taping it but I want it to be classy " You have a clown fish named Nemo physical .... At least people ask you , anyone who knows me more than an hour thinks they can take my glasses off , put them on and take pictures Atheist gun loving is fine ... but fox news ? You crossed the line man . You lift bro ? Virginactive.com ? Sounds shifty Oh . I for one never thought I'd see the day Watcha saving ? Love the colors . Hate the left to right imgur album . Why can't everyone do up to down all one page ? Who said that ? Also , I don't eat my onion's when i'm done chopping Schr ödinger ' s cat ? This is a studio version ... Of course his voice was messed with in the mix . The only album that hasn't had a pitch corrector in the past year was * Wasting Light * . If he was using auto tune live ( which he doesn't ) I could see your point , but this is a studio version This makes me so sad . Yes , I agree completely , I hate going to put my phone in my pocket and then realizing they're fake , or even worse , only two inches deep . My boyfriend hates the nacho cheese dip i buy , and always insist I get him peach yogurt ( he likes that stuff way more than I do ) . But I can't eat pretzels without cheese , and I have a serious pretzel addiction ( mostly to soft pretzels ) . * Account age : 6 minutes * . I can't tell if you're laughing or imitating Seriously ? Less than 24 hours and you are already reporting this . I guess that's what you get when a Database programming book tries to teach fundamentals in GUI programming . I don't see why this is necessary at all . Just to make it look shiny ? ! Teach my med assistants how to do simple tasks with a fucking computer You're actually right That was me ... Mmm , delicious We're going to have to have a serious talk about your kitten fetish There is one in the alien blue app ! ! ! I'm talking about this ಠ_ಠ , I'm talkin bout dat ಠ_ಠ . Swipe your finger up on that little arrow in the top of your screen . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Saurik ! I would watch it , but I'm at school . Heathens add mayo or sour cream , and forget to add the rest of the ingredients . Or * gasp * bottled lime juice Don't downvote a guy on his cakeday . You totally came across as a dick Oh , fuck my ass . Not being excellent to each other . Because looking like a prostitute is wholesome entertainment as long as one looks like a * high-class * prostitute I never said the country I worked in . Explain yourself . Except that fucking pepperoni . WHY WON'T YOU CUT ! Brad Pitt No phd 6 years old ... How does a king's body get a random grave , capped by a car park ? How is it that no one looked for him or researched his last known whreabouts ? What about witnesses ? Wasn't there a cop-watch guy standing nearby during the battle ? What is going on here ? nice , a company is posting about their products . Thanks . I pretty much just did this and hoped for the best ( modern-day derogatory term would be to say that I " yolo'd " it . Yes , I know I , er ... What's with that bulge ..... blow out suspension ? " Mother of god . > Razor , why would you get this OK , really ? Getting downvoted on Reddit is " persecution " now ? Oh , how far we've come . Yeah , so get back to work I'd want a girl up until around puberty because they're so adorable , then I'd trade her in for a boy of the same age , because nobody will be fuckin my lil angel Jailbreak noob here . Is the sale available everywhere , I'm in Europe and it costs 7.99 $ here Incoming wincest Jeans + tie + blazer ? You mean some scumbag stole Iroh's song and made it into a poem . White guy here . I'm the ' people ' my black friends know .. Ah Jesus Christ . Sorry for the flood . Fucking alien blue on my ipad .... I'll say it again , the easy access to the internet these days has made it * far * too easy for idiots to have their voices heard . They do not deserve the effort it takes me to type 10 , let alone the 10 itself . ' cultural difference ' Before the DLC it was pretty bullshit how she goes into the radiated as fuck room to get the GECK but wont go into the chamber at the end , it was like ... dafuq man ! ? I die ! at the end ლ ( Better Winrate than Drow this week Don't tell me shit like this ... I'll get fired for stealing all the creamer and lighting the building on fire ! Inception ! She looks like a female Frodo Baggins Wow these are SO much more organized than mine Interesting you chose to leave his middle name out . How are you supposed to know some stranger from the internet I once went to poundland and they had a blow up paddling pool there for £ 20 I felt like I couldn't do anything quite literally . And they don't even get punished later ... What's the story behind he yolodicks ? Did he actually request that tattoo ? ! MRW I've got 180 + days on runescape For me it's more " oh you're gay ? , I know the PERFECT guy for you ! " " Oh right ? We have a lot in common ? " " I .... I don't know , but he's gay and cute " Not cool man Go back and downvote But I have to say : I did not like the paragons in gw1 , without a reason , never played one It's good to see someone preemptively trying to corner the market on being indignant . My towns symbol is a pineapple Don't wanna kiss . Wanna make out . My goodwill had a boxed ps2 for $ 200 . I heard they were thinking about casting Will Smith as Oh Dae-Su ... what .. the .. fuck You guys are morons . This is some d-bag dev crowd sourcing their job . I defy you , by giving you upvotes . I will not play your game ... or will I ? Forced herself on your member I carried the baby doll from HL2 chapter 1 all the way until u had to teleport from Kleiners lab . The little guy was left there . I still think about him sometimes Well ..... I don't eat tacos . Guy actually taste their own semen ? ? Double-twist : Reality is a dream I was on a job at one time where we had to core through the slab in an old building . The guy with me asked if I had a knife so I could cut through the carpet ... by slicing into the concrete .... I told him I didn't have my knife on me that day Poor bus boy will be cleaning that up This from the same paper that wrote an article about Urban Farmhouse being part of the recently redeveloped Grace Street corridor . Well played Triple twist : reality is some dogs dream and when he wakes up we perceive our reality to be destroyed Jajajaja . No . Phaneuf's shot . A wine cork will do just fine I just had an eargasm ... You're username ... As a gun owner ....... Barney fucking google Yeah , it's not like you can be in love with someone who you're not 100 % sexually compatible with . Nice try , girlfriend . I'm gonna need to see that video Snooki . Not necessarily an actress but she is pretty famous which is bull . She's also considered a " role model " for some ... ヽ ( He yelled at me once . I don't think he's awesome . Who is that old guy with George Clooney ? I just went to thread and was super confused to see a bunch of upvotes laying around ... realized I was there a year ago when it was posted Cracking up thinking this was an actor , then I read the username . Mike & Rich - - * expert knob twiddlers * This is what I was about to say . I know it is hard with my friend not to get into talking about it . Sad thing is that she is pregnant and I fear what kind of crap she's going to teach her kid . Last 15 mins I haven't been " small " since I was 11-12 . I started growing breasts at 10 . I still fit into the dress I wore when I graduated from the 8th grade . You need to write a book brah A ... Imaginary friend [ Yeah , it was so moving Every tear is a waterfall Oh , no problem then . " Hey guys guess who just got a free ipad on ( insert malware site here ) , but quick , it will only last 1 MORE DAY " That is all i ever see on youtube anymore . 1000 + likes ... _That_ exciting ? Wow she is really pervet and what is that running around naked thing with PB Sometimes I make this face in real life . I haven't seen snow in my life , thanks for reminding me , asshole . Seems legit This should be the first response to the OP . Well , I guess this comic strip isn't getting into any peer-reviewed journals , then . You Reddit Socialist ! Or ... DO YOU ? ! Know what's funny ? I have an older cousin named Brock too , but he isn't a breeder ... he's a dentist . Jebus , your fucking grammar ! Your username Whoopsies . I definitely meant to post this on the alienblue sub , no idea how it ended up here I giggled pretty hard at " fuzzy bean " for the fact my boyfriend says " come here so I can flick your bean ! " Oh so sexual . Gee .. I wonder what kind of car that is . What is even going on in this scene ? You still downvoted ? looking at this comment and all its children ... * * Who let / r / leagueoflegends out ? ? ? ? ? * * And can greatly affect 2 point conversion passes . 11:37 " I'm in you ! " You get one point for missed field goals in Canadian football . dafuq did i just read ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yes it was Why ? ? ? competitive is relative . I was under the assumption that op plays competitive multi and not 1v1 , as no talk of french ban was made . If op is playing real competitive 1v1 with wg aggro , good luck with that DAT FOV Read : Tips on Ruining an Effective StarCraft II Tournament by Blizz " I wish I could get sick so I could lose weight like you ! " how long ? Thanks . This will eventually cover my whole lower arm . It's all drawn out , now it's just the needle work . Thanks for the grammer correction btw ..... Yes . Being a member of a sexual preference minority automatically grants a + coolness factor . Sweet . Now go watch Tron : Uprising and buy the dvd / blu-ray's when they come out so they'll make more seasons . It only goes up to 6 ' 4 " Either the Doctor will eat his companion or will be thrown out in the Vortex on a plate---It'll be one short lived companion . You know you have reached epic Reddit status when you piss people off without trying . Thanks guys ! Dat greasy floor though Obviously it's not the only thing you like to swim in . It says fake in the picture , too ... Blocks around the staircase represent the biome / structure that the stairs go to . Helps not get confused . Nice try , patriarchs ... no less ... ? It's like I'm really back at GeoCities . This , and the contract stipulates a large percentage of online / after theater royalties . If you think these people don't realize that a large majority of younger people ( that watch Tim and Eric apparently ) don't give a fuck about the movie theater , then you are crazy . This is all conjecture by the way , #freakstyle commander set + new sword THAT'S VIRGIL TRACY DAMMIT When I told my mom that I was agnostic two years ago she just did a real quick laugh and then said , " No you aren't . " It's not like you're actually touching it with your feet Thanks I'm now a pedo Shut up , bright-flair . The comments were downright asshole-ish . I wish I could submit an article in response consisting of only " I think it's a brutal battle that sends both to the hospital . I don't think they would spoil an episode like that . Her reaction All of my Surprised they're feeding it to the kids ... i saw a video of stacking sunfires on eve You compared masturbation to shooting heronin . Such a reaction to an obvious lip sync .. What a flippin ' idiot . It's better when he supposedly donated his ovaries . I broke my lesser trochanter ( I'll explain if necessary . ) , my wrist , and three ribs . Doing a 40 meter for athletics . The whole eye transplant thing gets a pass , but the 2nd ' s crackpot explanation of how the Sharingan works and this place goes to hell she kind of looks like a man with that hat on ... On the Alien Blue for iPhone , when making a comment , you'll see the gray comment box , and above that , a black tab . Tapping on the tab shows buttons that say " in response to " and " your reply " . If you swipe to the right on this toolbar , you see " more " , " image " , and " ಠ_ಠ " click on the " ಠ_ಠ " button and boom . You get the When I saw the name , I immediately thought of a guy that used to be a meteorologist on a local TV station . He isn't a weather man anymore for various reasons Stay classy Cleveland . Sorry you're getting down voted , apparently people don't try to fully understand he languages they use . It's better to have no womb than to get it pulled out of you during rape . I found out my wife actually poops Aww , Duffy's alright . I bought a little one to give to one of my ( many ) Mickeys . He sits there hugging him endlessly . It is * adorable * Yeah , money grabbers and also too many " save this dog from out of state ! " Thats right , lets imitate a guy who drinks his own piss ..... Better to be a little late than to review it based on 30 minutes use at a trade-fair . I'm looking at you , every single other tech blog How many times does 1 go in to 0 ....... as many times as it wants . / giggity Car tsé apr ès tout on fait quand-m ême environ le quart de la population , ça serait juste normal selon cette politique Considering he scratched my walnut stock a few weeks ago , I wish he would have . When submitting a comment on Alien Blue for iPhone , tap on the black arrow above the text box and then swipe to the right .... Voíla I go to law school in LA . Every God Damned Thread . Umm ... There are no good words for this . Nothingness can also come to mean the state without human existence . There are so many things that we have created ( Absurdities ) , that simply wouldn't exist without us . All our abstract thoughts , desires , morals , possessions , creations . All stem from nothingness . It's a slight twist on conventional " nothingness " , but nothingness all the same . Nothingness . fox ? WTF does it matter if you are straight ? Are you worried that reddit will think you are gay if you had said " I'm a single guy , and my friends make fun of me for making brownies . ... " ? Like aerosol spray ? Nothing else is ever called the front page , only reddit . Not really I've played since nes and then onto every online culture you can think of , I've seen how they're treated I just simply don't care if they have a v where I gotta p . then you have dudes acting like females to get attention . He's obviously high on drugs Use to work there . I farmed Dukino's mom for XP like crazy on my first character . Using that elevator front as cover ... Yeah ... I did this shit right here many , many times . In California we just call that community service ... If you tried to run away the cops would pick you up and bring you back ! ! ! It's totally the work of the Devil ! ! How do you measure intellect during a discussion of opinions ? Don't take my words as emotion . I have antisocial personality disorder , I feel nothing At the top of the comment screen , when you're composing a post on alien blue for iPhone , there is a small arrow pointing down between the cancel button and the submit button . Click that , it expands down , now swipe to the right and you get options such as " more " , " image " , and " Those are the nicest looking tags I've seen yet .. They'll likely get my money .. I was hoping to find some in town , but oh well .. I too practice the quick-draw & fire . He's never tried ' quickdrawing ' and brought the rifle up half-way before firing . When I asked him what it was he replied ' dude , it was a quick-scope . Like in COD . ' Ya just blame the church , Ireland had nothing to do with it at all . had to play against a warmogs FM teemo last night . They're too quiet Double Lana . You can also make this face : I have been wanting to use it for ages ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Stay classy Mexico ... Oh dear ! An elementary school used comic sans in a letter home to parents ! Why aren't they hiring a designer to undertake such delicate tasks ? ! Alabama : where everyone claims to love God , but hates gays , minorities , and women . oh that makes it so much better . At first I was It's not good to know that You should punch your friends head to " see how hard it is " " First , select stool sizes " Well that took a turn ... I'm Ok with this ... and yet I also wonder why this is breaking news on USA Today . After a trip to Japan two years ago , I had to have one . I bought a Toto S400 washlet last year and couldn't be happier . Heated seat , heated water , and a dryer ( all have adjustable temps . ) In the bathroom , I * am * the 1 % ! Have this odd thought about it spraying something minty fresh ... and then I remember the Listerine burn .. Install teamviewer Perhaps that's why Gore wanted to be in elected office Dude she looks like she can kettlebell swing ALOT Superstars ... Alex Burrows ..... It looks like it belongs to a five year old ... What's going on here ? I'm the apple specialist at a college ... I too am in Pittsburgh It's going to be a fun . set . Thanks for sharing ... Looks stupid to me . Next they'll have him doing fireball and lightning bolt spells . What tweak is this ? The drawing makes it look like your junk is bleeding On the front of Q-tips : " DO NOT STICK IN EARS " Don't think that site counts as " News site " . They're having a valentines sale . What the hell did that person even type ? The Onion So do you My head just asploted Nobody said OP wasn't black . No , not my tigers ... Brace ಠ_ಠ yourself , ಠ_ಠ creepy ಠ_ಠ pm's ಠ_ಠ are Well , I give you a look of disapproval . The rules are not the be all end all . The books even tell you that . They specifically say to change what does not work for you . Rather than do the easy thing , you want an obtuse dissertation on stealth ? Everyone loves script . Best $ 500 dollars I ever spent ... Oh .. ... Errr ... Whoops . Well ... I must say it's rather intimate and in some way fun , but still ... By now it really ought to look wrong to you any way you write it . Most popular American sports league internationally , but sure , boring as hell , why the hell not . Mum-Zi and her daughter both gave birth at age 8 . Mum-Zi would have been 16 and a grandmother . yes , sad . that's exactly like being suicidal . But you're a mod . How you press while asleep ? ! ? ! ? Holy shit , how much are they paying her ? and keeping the price the same . Swedes love to As a nutritionist reading this thread : Possible grave rapery What kind of shenanigans are we talking about here ? Did you cite the source or do I need to get my pitchfork ? Belly button looks like an asshole The dude just have himself a vasectomy with an axe . Cut him some slack Comic Sans ? 16 - year-old trying to buy an STi Oh ! You mean Yugoslavia ...... easy mistake to make . Sexual orange master " ... trained by the Soviet and Russian military forces between 1930 and 1996 " I work 2nd Shift as an unloader . The first three hours of 3rd shift showing up ... 5 tips ? These are necessary , basic things everybody should do anyway I saw something on television here in the USA recently about learning Thai through Rosetta Stone . It's February . Take down your Christmas tree already . Good enough for me to be in the damn title . If your an admin fuck off . Power hungry jerk . If not then just fuck off The girl knows that it's Minecraft , ( which some think she doesn't There's this little old lady that comes in every Wednesday night just before closing ( Yay ! I was waiting for the first lyric-based circlejerk . * opens the door * Or if you're interested in physics . Children ? ? ? I'd like to ask my phone's spellcheck system too That feel when You'd better take some good video or I'm revoking your flair and replacing it with I just hold alt and get the window I want You guys didn't get along Oh god they're on to me I'm in a relationship and I'm tired of this shit That sounds like a catch 22 - too anxious to see a new doctor about your anxiety I don't see any whole fish and / or whole poultry there ... Also , Japanese beer ? When my family does Chinese New Year , we have a lot of Chinese food made but we also live in Canada , so you'll probably see cans of Coke and bags of chocolate covered almonds . To me , that's perfect . at first i thought they had just put funny subtitles on it ... then the thrusting started No problem ! And it is 100 % possible that you have normal skin ! It's just that seems to be such a rare thing , I didn't even think to include it maybe not as unrelated as you think TITT 1ES speaks the truth I feel ya . Eating 1000 calories and running everyday does little to none . Yea . I think so 13F here ... My goodness I opened this article while sitting on the toilet It's a dance song with horrible dance segments in the video . Holy shit ! This just made me wonder , does the family eat the eggs ? I don't get it . With good reason Account Is Only 3 Hours Old . I don't believe you ... Hehe alrighty then But weed hasn't killed anyone ... they best be kidding Oh my God ! It is ? Guys , I just got my vintage Browns Vinny Testaverde jersey ! Is she a spokesperson for natural gas ? " And we've got plenty of that ! " Perhaps Dorner wasn't completely wrong about them ? I can see you in Alien Blue Kurt did what ? I came here to do this . ( ┛ I .... don't get it Aaaand I have a snub nose ... Not a lawyer / cop , fiance has a degree in law enforcement . ( Where's your vow of poverty now .... ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ^ ha ITT : guys living the dream and being thoroughly unappreciative of it My first thought was when is the weekend ? Has it happened yet ? ... I have no concept of time Stop with that defeatist attitude . You body is turned to shit because you haven't given it the priority it requires , turning 30 is the excuse , not the reason . lol ? Innas pants are not best in slot for barbs So you guys are the ones with the " if it doesn't scan then it is free policy " ... Thanks to you guys everyone and their grandma makes that joke / assumption ... Make them bow and scrape a lot Hmm ... Anonymous and Facebook in the same sentence . Some asshole downvoted all your comments in this thread so I voted them back up to 1 we learned that stuff in kindergarten Idiotic comment . Wow , you tagged him . That will surely show him the error of his ways Oh , you said bad things about Obama ... Must downvote ! I feel like you want ideas ... 3 seconds . Hairy chests on girls ...... Abnormally large . Groove deathcore ? Xboy Ahoy ? .. yes Yeah it's not like they can patch the game after it is released or anything . Not sure if Maybe he thought it might reproduce Only I'm not British . * * Finger tentacles . Excuse me for expecting better of everyone and I'm sorry you guys forgot the rules about downvoting opinions . Apple doesn't allow anything " unfinished " or in beta but deploys Siri to every single new iOS device , despite it being in beta . Shit , didn't know this . I looked it up , found out my Kali helmet has EPS foam , and I've hit my head more than once with it ... So * had * you found the fictional videogame character attractive .... you may have liked the game ? Thanks for the reply ! Good to know , I might go long sleeve , but keep it really light . Really appreciate the feedback , and it's good to know what's worked . Now , just to talk my team out of wearing cotton shirts That guy looks like he's wearing trousers made of dog fur It does look like a nice place to start . But you post where you spawned in a seed , but didn't share the seed ? Wow , double checked now and they do have my size .... in indigo blue . Dammit I have jeans , I don't need blue . Pero si yo vivo en una patria nueva OMG ! My BFF always buys me a sheet cake ! And I share it with no one When I am cruising down the freeway and some car I just passed speeds up . I only fight hand to ass that's EXACTLY how my ex was . She was the most insanely sane person I've ever known . She took being " normal and well adjusted " to such a perfect level that it had to of circled back around to some sort of insanity . You know what I mean ? Like those people that are too perfect , so you just kind of look at them like " hey ! A girl I'm Facebook friends with just had a daughter ... named Avaree . JUST HAVING FUN ALRIGHT * * Be glad he didn't post the spray can with the My god . How have I not seen this .. Real life version of ಠ_ಠ touche my friend , touche O love ... I just .... As a guy from NorCal who went to college in SoCal , I'm still confused by his accent . Of course it's right outside South Coast ... we have some of the worst fuckin drivers around here Where are the lenses ? I feel silly by I think it was just so dead I thought it wasn't charging ... White text on an almost-white background . Good thing you said street and not feet ... When I opened up to my ex-gf about me being a zoophile , she told me over and over again about how she wanted me to be a pedophile instead . Because * obviously * that's less disgusting and at least she could somehow relate to it . Maybe . I didn't realize equality was based on any of those factors .... That's the joke Seventy ^ five ^ fucking ^ likes ^ You could also not repost this was posted 3 months ago on imgur with a different title .... The ones that circuit my neighborhood have locked onto me . They've been coming every 4 months or so for the past year I swear that I must be the only guy that this never happens to " Hey use the guy that's probably head over heels for you . Aka the nice guy . " You also have to upgrade Laboratory to level 7 to upgrade to level 6 archers . That's another 3 million . 5 day upgrade time for lab and 14 for archer . Really ? I stopped watching when he said " I can't upload this because I have so many friends ... " Don't fuck with the LAPD What exactly do they think they're getting paid $ 80,000 a year for ? Eating donuts in the squad car ? They are being paid to put their lives on the line in order to protect us citizens . Instead they fucking try to murder us to save their own hides ? From me maybe Thanks ! It's also 3M reflective . It's super visible at night . Plus if they are close enough to notice the Jesus ... that made me cringe . Maybe she will want to marry you now . Specifically LAPD Yeah , it's about the " convenience " of being a freeloader who doesn't have to spend his own money . Now they've gone too far > When I opened up to my ex-gf about me being a zoophile , she told me over and over again about how she wanted me to be a pedophile instead . Because obviously that's less disgusting and at least she could somehow relate to it . Also , it's " made of rock " I'm here redditing while my 8yo son eats breakfast and watching Sesame Street while Mom sleeps in . I start to sing the theme to FP of BA , but then I think it might be the song he sang " Parents Just Don't Understand " . Bet then I realize that the song I'm singing is neither . It's Paul Revere by The Beastie Boys . A troll uses the word " Satan " in a fake story on Yahoo Answers , and that makes it relevant to atheism ... how ? My friend was discussing Satanism for a debate in english class and was told by the teacher that everything he said was wrong . When we all pointed out the satanic bible my friend had been directly quoting from , my teacher said that it was " just a book " written by some guy and that that wasn't what Satanism was about . Holy crap what were those fisha at 0:27 We were having one of the final meetings with our wedding planner and repeatedly she got my country of birth wrong , and kept mentioning how it may be difficult for me to get a marriage license ( for the record , it isn't ) after about the third time of going through this with her I politely corrected her again adding " The only difference between you and I is I can't be President " to which she responded " Well that didn't seem to stop our current president now did it ? " What exactly do experienced hunters do while hunting ? THANKS ! I really like my djembes but my wife and kid don't . _ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ For real . I always get a bit like I mind paying 100.00 for . Pair of shades . I'd miss making more money for doing the same job . He never mentioned it was a woman . Duck face in every picture . That title ... P . s . ordered 3 pizzas , the drawing was on the pineapple and mushroom one . They know . If he is like any other flight sim player he enjoys crashing the plane every once in a while " HD retina display " P . s . ordered 3 pizzas , the drawing was on the inside of the pineapple and mushroom on . They know . Sure ... I just can't explain what it was . The headline is worded to sound like it already passed Forgot I was in the top posts of all time section > une-less HSGG was against TSM ... The first time I read Nausea by Sartre I felt very human and compassionate for some reason . Then I read Maldoror by Ducasse and I went completely insane I laughed and very suddenly drooled on my hand She is included .. But only by people who try to validate her ... " Work " Oh no I don't even own a plus ! Damnit I've been charging wrong for all these years make your own dinner . There is that too . Honestly , bloody trolls ... What makes you you then ? Yesterday my Dad went for beer , I came with him just to get out of the house , but as we were retuning Nemo went full throttle . As we walked by our neighbors , we saw a dude in a t-shirt sitting in a lawn chair in the blizzard . We yelled at him to take of his shirt but he was a wimp . Account age 1 day . If I may quote Reddit , " Oh , they grow back just fine . Possibly longer Idk bout you but if that's hitler I can Nazi it Wait until you turn 30 when the good ones are spoken for . On the flip side , if you are standing next to a woman when she turns 30 , she will try to marry you . If you are bumping uglies with a woman when she turns 31 , she will go off her birth control with no warning . You committed suicide technically No power at my place , so I went to work . The only thing that Starbucks makes better is the strawberry and cream thing . Yummy and full of unpaid tax shame . Well at least you saw it ... after you went blind .... Nice , I bet it's indistinguishable from this subreddit yes ! it was a french woman ! I don't think I've seen a situation more worthy of What's more of a mindfuck than that is that you fell asleep on shrooms ... OR they don't like CoD I think it's the fear of messing up that messes us up . That's too bad .. I thought it was up to date . Apparently I neglected to even look Yeah , the tubes on the pump are just slid on it looks Yet continue reproducing ? Sounds like a * great * idea That flapping of gaping flesh and slow-motion … Yeah this is about the message Verizon sends . There I am all triumphant to have remembered to report them and then get cut off at the knees ! And then * you * came along . Way to go , macro A particular ... breed ? I got called a " fucking paki " once . I'm white and my my family has lived in this country for as far back as my grandfather ( who was really interested in genealogy ) could trace . " Kill for Jesus . " 20 something edits in like half an hour Or even the opposite , where it's an ' advantage ' because the kids aren't around vaccinated kids intentionally . ... does this mean that in order to even be considered for an ADN , I need to take two years worth of GE classes ? Linguist here . Making fun of an ASL interpreter for doing her job ? Not cool . Hey . How many GB is the surface ? And how much of it is actually usable by you and not already used up by the OS . ? Happened to me with a 98 Jeep Grand Cherokee . Took a new radiator , trans overhaul and a coolant system flush , with all new hoses , because the trans fluid eats away rubber from inside . I see . TIL never go to sleep with a high fever Plastic frames are affordable , damn it . not sure what i think of your evil genius capitalistic / opportunistic mind . 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Thou mayest People like you also think that a jinchuuriki is a dangerous weapon Did he ... wink when he said " I use them " I suppose this is one time you should cry over spilled milk ... I'm not gonna lie , I hate the johto region but I LOVE these games . I started over yesterday and played 7 hours in one day That's okay . She just damaged the licenses for the intellectual property you were leasing . Surely you can contact the manufacturer for a replacement license . You have 20 years worth of essential mixes and you choose a mediocre one you heard last week ? woman on far right looks creepy Wow ... I can't even build a proper snowman I know this song , but what pisses me off is when teenage girls think that it's Big Time Rush's ' windows down ' Me : " Can I go to the bathroom ? " Teacher : " I dunno , can you ? " Me : Bacon and heavy cream are my snow storm essentials ! Bread , milk , and eggs . What does everyone make with that ? French toast ? ! ahhh I had one of those ! and now I live near an airbase ( I assume it's the airbase playing it ) that plays that damn bugle alarm every morning poke * mAn * ? Charlie Sheen too ? / r / im14andthisisfunny + / r / atheism = I thought that cats ' back claws didn't retract ? Neither of my cats do , and the one who likes to walk on me causes a lot of cat-related injuries . If they're supposed to retract , I feel like I've been cheated out of an important part of cat ownership . You do know you guys are actually helping him in his quest to get downvotes , that guy deserves to be trolled back at 0 karma Golden beer ? These people sound almost exactly like my grandparents and my aunts and uncles Our * history month .... Sorry guys iPhone thinks it knows best " Ha ha " I was thinking Fraggle rock His tan I am getting sick of the obvious down-voting brigade I would be married to a pinecone I got an economics degree from a good school . I know a lot about economics . Otherwise they wouldn't have given me the degree . Tell me again why this is considered proper dressing for a singer ... Don't you just hate HR . this is so dumb ಠ_ಠ My tribemate made the map and I got the idea.Stop copying me . Why are you parked so far forward ? I don't want to root for Dormer but can't help it due to the fear he seems to have instilled these bullies who graduated to the police force.Now they will shoot him dead . Wat . WAIT ? And on her wall she's like " at least I didn't eat a tampon , or fuck a dog , lol . " > DM : Dude , don't be insensitive Oh god yes . The same predictable hot zones . And ghosts to run over runners in the open spaces Am I stupid ? I read bowls as bowels It's especially scary how he got the Lori part correct . " Sim city servers are down " Is that a severed penis ? Sadly yea ... That's it .. this was my last straw . Thought I could hack it in this sub , but you fuckers are evil Fox News ... looks legit Disassemble ... a whole fucking car ? You took a perfectly acceptable tit and ruined it . My cousin and I discovered while playing Halo 4 that the Chief is also capable of flipping a pelican What SCROTUM_TICKLER The one thing that truly frightens me about the prospect of D & D potentially finishing the series rather that GRRM is Ros . Those two will put her on the iron throne if possible . Ed Sheeran is all Everyone stop going The comment was : Yes because it's fun being a closeted gay dude .... I can't believe I watched the whole thing I work at In-N-Out Burger and very few people ever order Animal Style French Fries , they're pretty damn good though . Also , not many people know about the 4x4 which is like a half pound cheeseburger . Still don't have bacon though . Great video , but that song ... Since the head didn't dissappear while I was walking over to her ( like objects normally do when you try to carry them along Dose eyebrows . Wow ! Even with the wall of text ( So after a good night's sleep , I woke up and read that article . Yeah , the car market is soooo similar to the technology market . Apples ... meet Oranges . What in the hell is going on here ? probably ... Went to get my tires changed and a guy pulled in behind me . Mechanics promptly told him to get lost and clean the * * remains of a dead deer * * from underneath his car . I was like Doggy Dog World So basically , what you're saying is your girl smelled like a dude and you found that attractive Yeah , I saw that AFTER I said that . I can't read Read that as * * Genital Bleeding * * Mud bugs . It's a slang term we use for crayfish / crawfish When people write " defiantly " instead of definitely Well thanks Horse meat ? * Horse meat * ? Wasn't sure about this , clicked the link , instant salivation and nausea . Guess I have it ! Freaking gross . Thanks . How are you typing ? Your fingers should have fallen off due to frostbite by now This entire thread is my nightmare . Yes , I realize this is against the breed standard . But I assure you he is not overweight . Not all things fit into the typical framework . * * * " Man with large sack " * * * Isn't that natural selection ? So I started playing ranked in December , I haven't won . A game yet , I'm 0/10 .... Help . Liaison - we had a ton of references to liaisons in our code , and we didn't have code completion . It was a nightmare . Thanks , I hate it when YT links go private . Yeah , imagine if those horse riding pussies who lived through the Fall of Rome , the Crusades , the Black Death , and the Reformation had to fly in jumbo jets and wave from Popemobiles while they were propped up by the latest medical breakthroughs ... First thought was this would be an excellent aide for watching porn on the Ipad ... Fapping just got a whole lot easier Is there any indication of that besides that tumblr comment that 80,000 people passed around ? The video doesn't say that . ' The raccoon knew his friend only had hours to live and stood by her side all night . ' ' OMG I AM CREY . ' ' WOW I DID NOT NEED THAT TODAY . ' That explains the boner I usually get in physics " In lieu of " instead of " in line with " First rule of porn club , is don't mention porn club . What's that sir , your claiming the most honorable place on earth holds lies .... Shame on you embedding disabled , watch on youtube ... Who said he actually clicked give ? Anyways . It's anyway , dammit . You can go one way or another . Take any way , but you can't take any ways ! This is from the front page , not sure who it is ... thank god it's not me though Do you ever click NSFW tagged links ... please say you are human . I said no and explained , " All the tall doctors could be women " Pretty sure that's meow not hello .. Sigh Couldn't have just left off the white , could you Nintendo ? i wouldn't ask for a second chance ... and when did i sing and what did i sing ? And with that Account name ? Best place for women to find men in SF : the tenderloin ( ಠ_ಠ ) and men to find women : the marina ( Also Phoenix or Phoenixes is the proper plural form of Phoenix . Apostrophes are not used to pluralize . Well done on the win Vaultbro especially verse quite a douchey list . ( I am all for allies but GK + Cron Flyers c'mon Wait , what ... " oh hey , lets just re-schedule the wedding until we can acquire proper equipment . Just make sure its got an apple on it , or else its just not good enough for my time . " Excuse me while I take down my hummingbird feeder No we fucking dont , obviously we are all about yolo so zelda is link and we are too swaggie fo deez cray videogames But they got their American citizenship right away ... and USA don't do well with dual citizenship I , uh ... wut . You sir have never owned an SSD How about you eat a bowl of dicks ? Too low brow ? Spanking her Really ? Ha ha ! He's nearly dead from alcohol poisoning ! Wheee ! Notice dat 0 fame ... Your title suggests I have friends ... | this rare species was nearly wiped out in 1896 due to an unprecedented increase in the North American black bear population . Face ? Ya I'd really like a chance to change my SteveDaBalls ID name ! I already feel like a D-Bag enough as it is . You got full diamond armour after a week on the server ? I've been here for a couple months and still have only iron I first read this as your mom being 27 / f Band of Horses He was calling them " pedophiles molesters " . Read as " pooping " ... I've seen the most insane shit that the Internet and reddit in particular has to offer and normally don't eve bat an eye at it . But I didn't heed your warning and that was by far the most disturbing thing I've ever watched . Shudder Wait , so you took pictures of other guys shitting ? " they came in white " lol ... like its a product . ლ ( Thought you wrote " hanging " . This , all the way . There is no Christ at all in anything said by them , if what you're saying is true and accurate . Get to a Christlike , bible-LIVING church family , and leave those Pharisees in your ~ ~ review ~ ~ rear-view mirror . I fucking hate peas I guess he give up trying to bring peace for the world ? My closet has a door that leads into the crawlspace . " is this an effect of global warming " * Milk your Grandma * I know Signomi , and I really doubt she would be pleased . I thought the penis fencing was just a common way of addressing their mating habits , but they literally play swords and then the loser becomes the mom ? You think that girl read this , felt aweful , and gave you gold to make it up ? Because I mean I'm sitting way up there at top and no one has given me any gold ! ! 27/43 parts of what ? And with 43 being a prime I'm also curious as to how you reproduce you look moist .... Really man ? Really ? We are never going to resort to doing something like that . I found the post rather annoying in general . Yes , let's just compare all women together and trash the ones that don't fit cookie cutter ideals of sexy . I'm instantly cured of my footfetish Sleeping with the enemy has corrupted you . We'll have to throw you in the tower until you mend your ways . I love these kind of photos . There should be a subreddit for eye close ups . The things you learn on a thread about an eight year old's letter to Disney ... Wait i get downvoted on a small sub reddit that only has one post for asking a question ? She is not at all interested in our silly hooman things . I got essentially the exact same wording from Chris Murphy of Connecticut . U have a smile of over attached girl friend but my god ur turning me into over attached redditor Just what the Olympics needs , less Wrestling and more Equestrian Team Dressage . " My dick itches " Not till march 21 Because we have more nukes than anybody else . Also we're trustworthy ' ' My trusty Browning BPS may not be the * * fanciest * * thing in the field ' ' damnit i have class in 1 hr . and i need a freaking shower . way behind in my maths as well . no time to pos the rest of my thought , , grrr . love poe .... feel ya ...... Dat Fivehead Le dat Why do you know this That's just Portland 9/10 dudes clicked for what they thought might be a pic of girl in a miniskirt . You know who you are ... How flexible " prweb.com " - very subtle . Yo conozco gente que pasa casi medio año en México y hablan así It looks like a human heart . WILLIAM SHATNER : Sounds like you've have some experiences with it . how did go from really hated to ally ? I played this a long time ago . I was a teenage porn star . dat ( b ) ass I remember getting excited about hearing that good ol dial up sound because i would open diablo 2 afterwards . Ahhhhh fuck yeah I don't find it reassuring you're putting out my fires with toilet water . That's exactly what I was saying I did . Watched the video . Was disappointed . And mine doesn't ? Abraham D says : I wish there was more scenery ! Oh trust me . They did . TIL ironstylus loves birds . I'd like for Noradical 666 or TheDukeofErll to chime in on this one , they're my authorities on concentrates ... Recrystallization sounds legit though bro . I agree , I don't have any other nomenclature for this process other than " absolute amber " . If you google that make sure it doesn't say absolutely amber , that is a detrimental mistake my frients What do the ladies think of it ? Lady here , and I want to go for a " ride " if you know what I mean The meaning of this just hit me Yeah I know what you mean , every LAPD cop is required to take a racism test to make sure they keep the black people down . Jew money This is so fucked up . Lets take 21 year old kids and give them a gun and a badge and carte Blanche . What a horrible idea . Jesus . Downvote for ' breaking ' and the fact this is a shitty gif on a shitty website that isn't newsworthy in the slightest . ┌ ∩ ┐ This is on the official reddit Facebook page ... 12 DAYS Reddit has ruined the innocence of that face for me ! ಠ_ಠ I take it all back then ..... you guys are too nice to destroy ..... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ First , get off reddit at the game Diablo 3 is still garbage a year later ! My life has been a series of implausible incidents strung together in absurdity that wouldn't fly on Monty Python for being too weird . I don't blame you for being skeptical . It's like the time my wife got strip searched at the airport for leaving her Halloween cop badge in her purse . Pre 9/11 You guys are all hopelessly addicted D3 isn't worth the space it takes up Yep ! And he authorized a 1 % pay raise for the military . I'm a delivery driver like Wash tho ..... so I'd be a good wheelman I didn't even place . Surgeon here - op's friend needs a new MD . That wound looks horrible . There problem comes from when you get them but don't need eyeglasses due to having 20/20 vision . Me too . One of my cats just puked on my rug . And then as if to rub salt in the wound , he puked a second time . Upvoting so I can see if someone answered . I , too , thought that ISS resupplies were successful launches ... North and Hermitage here . Heard it . Very fucking loud ! Yeah , I had a lot of those moments . Don't even remind me of that water level in super Mario 64 Guy sprains his ankle , fans boo and announcers talk about getting their guy into the all star game . LOL ! Sadly there probably really is a child with that exact name out there somewhere . Did anyone notice the dry humping ? Dodgeball . I still love it today ! There's not a lot of stress relief better than pelting somebody with a rubber ball ... if you know what I mean Did this happen to be in northern Kentucky by any chance ? Because I need a new grinder Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or one hundred duck-sized horses ? i came here to say this . pockets was the * other * black kid . You used ... Papyrus ... Was talking to a friend who is a Judo black belt today about this . We have chatted on this topic before . He shared today that it is sad , but BJJ has more in common with classic judo than modern judo . I do not root for BJJ being in the Olympics . So now what should pro gun people do about this ? The poll also scares the crap out of me . It's a superstitious thing amongst burglars . They think that by doing that they won't get caught . Instant Wan Don't know whether to downvote because OP is a faggot exploiting a child for karma or to upvote because in the end they are helping somebody with cancer . And you're providing him more page-views . China gives NK a Is this " eat less meat , save planet " crap real ? I'm genuinely curious , because I'm vegetarian . Am I actually secretly Captain Planet ? I'm thinking it might be the " How do you keep an idiot in suspense " joke ... So he'd be laughing at us right now . Which part of that is " I think it's the guy walking towards on the left , it looks like his bag is in front of the woman who is 15 foot ahead of him Tl ;D W just in case . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yeah , let's joke about rape , guys ! That's always a hoot ! Thanks / u / tarantulakid . Ok let's say that's based on promotions ... ( it's goes up yearly aswell but anyway ) You're saying they actually have to prove that they can produce results before they get a pay rise ? And that's a bad thing ? My point that they have no right to complain is only getting stronger and stronger Can cousin be boy or girl ? Because I just realized that is fucking gross I got a look of disapproval back when it first started making the rounds . I thought about removing it , but now I find it sort of symbolic . No , it isn't the world around me that I disapprove of - it's reddit Why do I have you tagged as * * * COCK JUGGLING NIGGER FAGGOT * * * ? First world problem : I love the idea of a fat bike , but we don't get enough snow for it to make any sense . ( A record-breaking two years now without a two-inch snowfall . Interesting to think your insurance company monitors your reddit freebies usage and your mail box as well ... Try clicking on the link ... I totally read that as " it will ruin your D " I'd be worried about who may be in the basement of the dude you got that from . Someone has serious issues going on . Sigue reforzando el estereotipo ... Oh my god I FORGOT about Farscape ! ! ! ! I think my geek card just got revoked What about the hotdogs ? ! Does any of you have problems updating it ? Since the update came out , My Steam brings the popup with the changelog and the option to restar itself , I hit it , Steam restarts but 3 minutes after that brings me AGAIN the same popup with the same changelog like the restart did nothings and Steam haven't updated You fucked a depressed 15 year old ? I can't imagine how hard it was I shit myself laughing it was that funny ... I'm literally going to be shaking with the anticipation of trying it out now ..... stupid society dictating that I have to have a job to help out with bills ! ! ! > Also , there are evidently some people willing to spend $ 750 a piece for a Gurkha . Canada here . Ordered on the 9th , estimated delivery is tomorrow . Right now my package is in Maumee , OH and has been stagnant there for 22 hours . Still hasn't moved . I agree . Crowley would probably go about it differently . I can't help but think of him and hear his voice for every demon I read about though ! It just fits so perfectly to me . Perhaps I've been watching a bit too much Supernatural . I just . . I just noticed your username . . Oh my god , I would hope no one would be dumb enough to eat anything they've put in a tester . You take that back Where did you pick up that these are puns " Be back before the street lights come on ! " Worst HIMYM ending ever ... HEY ! That's my normal face ! goddamn cinnamon twists Coon ? I got the answer from my OB / GYN . Thanks to everyone who thought I was trolling . ' ' That was not my best friend ' ' If you're going to post your own articles on here at least have the decency to not use your real name for your username . Best show on television I read that as dick name ... You took your test * on a motorway * ... ? I wanted a Canucks fans thoughts on it ? That's why i posted here . I guess that was wrong of me . The TL ;D R of my comment was that your fortunate that you actually have more time than some people . That is illegal I always found him creepy because if you look at it realistically ... He's kind of a stalker and molester that won't leave you alone . Like an obsessive little thing that cant get the hint and just keeps pushing and pushing till poof ! You give up and learn you cant take it anymore and you just give up and allow it to happen . I don't care if * you're * there or not . Reddit gold . So if you creep for over 3 months between 1200 and 1350 it feels better ? ? ? Where do you think the ellohell shit comes from Couldn't say it better myself . Screw kids I smell a witch ! I did the same thing in my English class . On two separate occasions Proves Georgia is the home of mental dorks ! ! But then we've known this all along ! A beautiful pack of 10 blank CD's . must have cost them at least 50p . They gave me a luggage weigher the year before Really ? How many Koreans did it kill ? EAZY-E * actually * ... Kudos galore ! Thank you . Been looking for something like this for awhile She ...... she seriously wrote on them .... NORTH KOREA SUCKS . BAN ? I'm going to say don't . It's only a number , and reflects not on any ability to do anything ever LOL hopefully I made sense there My wife too Thats not even witty or funny , that just racist . Downvote for repeated violation of the no premade faces rule in your comments ! You lie . Meanwhlie the tank that absorbed 200k damage and did 200k damage loses mvp to that healer that did 150k healing and 40k damage Really . A seedbox . We all float down here . I don't think I did it . Then again , I didn't think I did a lot of things that I did in fact do when I was high . This made me Back left , I think it doubles as the now kiss face too , but if you look close it says fap fap fap No real link could say however I'd just finished watching it , straight from Nintendo Direct . I checked FurAffinity and " Wow that was rather hasty ! " I clicked on it and it said " Submitted 3 minutes ago " Ever try dunking one in coffee ? They just fall apart . Bob * is * my uncle ... The Heath packs are KFC . I want one that hasn't been over-remodeled , thus artificially driving the price up Had to down vote this simply because you assume anyone who doesn't understand how brakes work when a car is powered off while going 125mph down a highway is an idiot and a moron . And YOURS being anal queen ? you're not trying hard enough Yeah but what's the average length of the female penis ? Oh shit , what about the baby getting skeet shooted ? ! I got my dogs a few of the deer antlers and it made my blue nose ' hair fall out and thats at 2:30 am Not bothered editing , tired Yeah , those poor white males always get pushed down by society ... Ah come on , I had been angry for about 3 years because I wasn't able to play this game . Then I finally got a PS3 * and * a 360 a year ago and bought it . And now it's on PC . kennen is pikachu Nice try new employer . Some ISPs force you to buy their equipment in order to get the service . I know people who know these people I've seen this a few times now , and it's great every time . I think his wife actually says , " is a " instead of " is my . " I know you like swimming , that's why I'm gonna take away these ladders , for the .... to give you ... extra space ... ' Even ' icecream . I can't stand people like you , with all your ' There's more to life than icecream ' , ' You can't just eat icecream all day , go outside ' , and ' Icecream isn't really that good for you ' . It's my life . Also , I probably need some sleep around now . Why do I get the sense that if this was a white guy it would be in some heart string subreddit talking about how inspirational and hopeful it is that he turned an instrument of death into an instrument of love and good feels . Yet because its a black person it's in r / funny i was thinking of lemons ... i'm in canada . it's like whatever the prices are in the states canada adds a hundred dollars to it No , it really is that bad . I went to Walmart in the Midwest after not having been there in a while and I was all I didn't look at the subreddit , and so I initially thought this was a House of Leaves reference ... alert ( " I will swallow your soul " " yup ! That tasted purple " Curling in the squat rack .... i'm in canada and the prices are always higher here Load the magnum I am a delivery driver for an auto parts store ..... gets crazy busy and crazy boring really fast ! I'm not owed anything Georgia * motherfucking * Tech is worse . Not Atlanta as a city , but that campus ... fucking flashbacks man My mom used to slice up pieces of cucumber and call them cookies . I didn't catch on until I went to kindergarten . That was the FC series . Uppercut - " not old school " The aussies have been doing this for a while . Thought we were copying other people It was purple and I still clicked it for some reason Love pink . BALTIMORE BABY ! LETS GO RAV - hope your ID is just a troll name like " meatloaf I think its look of disappointment frog They are capital because it is an acronym . How dare you be self conscious Oh god . The company I work for hired someone from there . On a bad day I can get a report done in an hour and 3/4 , on a good day , she can finish in 4 hours . Idk why she's still here ... It's too late . 1400 upvotes . What the hell is wrong with her ? Well .. I guess a grumpy frog can be disappointed about something so his reaction is a grumpy expression What do people expect from SHITTYadvice - Standards and accuracy ? Pffft ... Waking up , especially when you've had a long night Why didn't I find this 10 minutes ago ? his name is little swastika ? Or did Rob Dyrdek get friend zoned by Chanel West Coast ? YUR FAG ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Says the person still reading words printed with ink on mashed pulp from downed trees And yet it doesn't have them Ugh . I'll hold you personally responsible for deforestation ... Salary cap room : - $ 20 million On the other side My 8th grade English teacher had some massive fantasy crush on Atticus . At least once a week she said something along the lines of " I'd cheat on my husband so hard if Atticus was real . " " The next day the pictures were all up on my boss ' office walls :-) " One of those pictured is 50g You desecrated your Thinkpad with a sticker ? Based on the structure of the class , I believe I consistently project confidence and decisiveness - it's a very interactive course ; I think that's what initially sparked her interest . She initially would provide additional insight to many of my arguments , and then it's grown to more us smiling at each other . It's pretty apparent that there's something there , but I was thinking I'd put the ball in her court after obviously showing interest in her today . Had cellulitis last fall that I thought was a spider bite . Was painful as hell until I read your story . I'll quit whining about it now ... Then who was phone ? Okay now KotL's horses move faster That description So ... bread is healthy because everybody eats it ? ooooooooh . i see . Womanly juice Spawn at elektro , body with m14 next to me . Yay . Zombie after me , run into a little house with table to put down my carabine and take him with my axe , while entering , zombie trips on the floor and dies , right infront of me . Can I really be the only person who doesn't find this girl funny ? Thank you so much for that image . The jokes have all written themselves . I have nothing to contribute here . Well ... You asked So I'm evil and I am out to ruin other people's PvP experience because I use DSFix ? My LA civic pride too has been completely destroyed by this satirical video . Controls Engineer . Mortal enemy ... Contract company project managers . Why yes , you know nothing of our systems , please tell me again how and what we need to make it work . DAE NEW MEME * le raep face * It should be noted that not being on the " groove " and not having sex is different than being on the " groove " and asking your partner to leave so you can have sex alone . She has all the right to be upset . It's always late at night . " Would you kindly shut the fuck up . " It's because Microsoft still segments developers and " IT Pros " , and thinks that we need to be treated differently oh shit , I never thought of that . Those are pretty good descriptions ! I get the confused head tilt when I say I like metal at all though . Or the I wish my [ 6 ] was your [ 6 ] . [ 6 ] He said " Live long and prosper " without doing the vulcan salute I would also like to point out that last time the Hard Sciences applied their positivist theories to the Social Science , they gave society a bad case of the racism ( yeah , I'm looking at you Social Darwinism wut xin has boobs ? Your username Solved : Windows 8 is a consumers product ummm , wtf ( he is getting banned i hope Y'all said what now ? Freshman year there was this girl from Thialand talking about how she almost got sold to a whore house ( or something ) in Thailand because her family was so poor . THe teacher was behind us with a This is why I only have like 4 friends ... Not even best friends . One of them being my boyfriend . Because I am surrounded by stupid . dat shirt In ... Wow you managed to get all the competition into this one Microsoft Employee Yyyyeah ... Melted coffee cup but no melted hand / body / anyfuckingpersonalburnsatall ? Nobody insults my civic one question ... why so many ? - - - maby your home course gets hungry and eats em theyll last another season ! I played that course last time i went to palm springs ! NOTHING beats a tee pad with a BBQ pit next to it ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! NICE VID ! ! ! I think it's kinda funny so it's okay to watch :D It doesn't really matter too much for the story except some stuff about Lucys Dad ... It's worth watching in my opinion especially the episodes with Dan * giggle * They won't remember what he said anyway . They will remember the suit and the rose and how they felt after receiving it . Way to find something wrong with it though . * highfive ! * . FB has already lead to my telling a good friend to go shove his head up his ass after he told me " you think a few dead kindergarteners is a reasonable price to pay to have fun at the range " And if my son sees this post I make no assumptions ..... Seriously , the only thing I found was a short article on iDnes.cz , other than that there's nothing . They don't want us to know .. Dude can spell and use " perihelion " correctly , but not the word " existence " . Yeah ... glad I could help with that ... My dad's dog used to do this ... Except she would drool all over you I love cats and have had several as pets throughout my life . I suppose The One has taken great interest in me " Returned to finish " That is true And my coworker's response : " I know ! But they can't choose a black Pope ... He would be like the antichrist , wouldn't he ? " ... I have a Coffey one . What cracks me up is that the case of Labatts is twist offs Christ , I didn't notice that at first Oh god . This sounds way too much like my family . Darn , I missed a word . Did you say the iPad was a bad idea too ? Probably , but not from that game . Trust me , I played all the way through it . Which didn't show up on my front page like this one did . What bushings ? You were a better artist at age 9 than I am now at 16 ... Wins with 0/110 champions Yeah I wasn't sure of what / r / spaceclop was till i clicked ... There is not one photo of them standing next to each other I have to disagree about the " Fuck Halo 4 " I once dated a girl who loved to tickle me That's either assault with a deadly weapon or attempted murder they call it JOURNALISM ! ! Oh I agree it's a thing that everyone is guilty of ... like in my current relationship " That's what she said ! " are you telling the truth ? ... no way anyone can see that as fat hmm . blatant misuse of East Rutherford , NJ Dude ! same here ! ! ! ! I found out about ctrl-c when trying to copy something fom a terminal Not that desperate to see you thanks all the same ! Ha ! You win this round . You know their a redditor if they use " We're looking at you Day 9 . Interesting that very few boros reckoners survived the day My guess is she's one of those people who uses speakerphone in public . Sorry but you are wrong . Lots of bf3 players I know have said its also a matter of how EA has acted after bf3 dropped . I know I won't be buying bf4 , nor my friends . This whole debacle has left a really bad taste in people's mouths . You have something against blue stockings ? ! For your information , winter walk in a skirt .. it's cold ! dude , everybody cooperated with nazis till no more cooperation was possible . And pease don't tell me US were the good ones in the time period you mention I haven't seen that episode yet . so old ... One was passed to him I'm on ios and not jailbroken How the fuck is this shit even possible ? Bold Italic strike sup Link | Quote Code • Bullets 1.Numbers Now I feel like I'm such a weenie .. being a guy An entire generation of educated minds with a knack for effective communication ? ? We're doomed ! What a romantic . My credit union didn't want to issue a loan . They said it was too high risk . I'm 22 so I guess they have their reasons . I was put on probation because of poor servers . I don't quit . A loss is a loss , who cares . However , getting probation because another host has a shitty connection and the match ends with a server error is bull shit . What exactly is he trying to teach these groundhogs by holding a phallic shaped food above his crotch I can't unsee deadmau 5 bending over Claimed to love me . Took my virginity . Then slept with 3 of my best friends on the week of my birthday , I found out by accidentally seeing a text . Then told all of my other friends how much of an asshole I am because I wouldn't take them back He'll retire in a few years , then start coaching GT in 2020 . Oh no ! You found my reddit account The seeds Mating license revoked Some of your previous posts kind of insinuate you already had a fianc é , was that a different guy ? Or are you trying to pull something here OP ? More than 25 coughs an hour is asthma . Yahoo ? Caligula ... minus the orgies , right ? And the horse , right ? Right ? XD le nice 1 mate u r rite funny DDDDDDDDD ಠ_ಠ Excuse me , the power cord runs behind the sheetrock to an electrical outlet in the attic ಠ_ಠ That had nothing to do with Adventure time at all Read this as " spacetime . " Expected some dope shit about time travel . never happened to me I actually just threw up . THANKS . I walked into that area drunk during Mardi gras 2yrs ago . Didn't realize till I noticed no woman and men with ass-less chaps Jeez , did you even look at the photo ? We're you asleep ? ! I'm dying to know ! Isnt this exactly the same topic as the top post for the last few days before the hong lim protests ... Seth Allen Modern pentathlon . I heard Maybelline in my head I'm not a bell hater .. I never said I won't shop there .... I AM A BELL CANADA EMPLOYEE .... You're going off on the wrong guy ... It's better than having him drag his ass across the floor when he comes inside . Except for the splinters " What are these weird nubs ? Oh ... I used to love avatar , never seen a lot of it tho ... Le horse mask so random ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Agreed this a trillion times ! Why is it 2013 and I have 15 printer fax combos on one floor . CIO says we can't get rid of the faxes . So now we need to find a fear setup ..... wait for it ....... Because no one can figure out how to use the brand new MFP'S that fucking do scan to email and fax to email . Yeah ! Fall out boy ! That lady at the end of the video Well .... I was dreaming of a white Christmas . Thanks for screwing that up non Christian based culture .... Not exactly ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ wouldn't you like to know ? HAHAHAHAHA ಠ_ಠ I don't think he using the Couldn't pull over to take the pic ? Yeah ... The first time . Then when the outlet has no pre-release access to future games , you're worse off than square one because you won't even have a review ready to go live when the embargo is lifted . I'd fuck that sexy nazi Alright initial thought was wtf , followed by , that can't be real , then ... took a mental picture of the note before handing it back Except OP said he couldn't I'd have gassed it . If he got in my way I'm ATGATT he is not . Also GoPro Good stuff . WTF though ? Pretty sure over here it's By Guy Sebastian , featuring Lupe Fiasco but over there it seems to be by Lupe Fiasco , featuring Guy Sebastian So ... Bulldogs get the reddit love ? I posted my pup . No love ... He frowns at me daily like All these things I can understand . If you didn't smell your fingers . That's like saying if you want this guy as president , vote for him at the elections . We aren't retarded The internet * clearly i'm doing better than some people tonight . I maybe need to step it up . Lmao .. I mean ... That was you ... Dyrus i like you and all , but you seriously need to shave more often . I'm afraid you're turning into a neckbeard What the hell is he doing in India Administrators gotta eat I guess . Doesn't matter ; Had ... Anal ? NO ! I don't trust doctors in my ass That means 4 + Americans die every year from meteorite impacts None . Sup Daniel . Try and figure out who I am How defiantly ? Did you really hate saying it ? That comma too . He looks like ... me > r / PicsofmedressedasTaric I don't even know what you're saying and to who you're saying it to ... 8 year olds ? A few people in my friend group were having trouble with my best friend ( including me ) a few years ago . I started to say something about her , and see everyone go You saw it on the front page of a default sub ... Holy shit , are you me ? I had bacon this morning ? I am that guy The jealousy is strong in thy self Looks like a bestiality and interstellar orgy . When you make this shop let us all know . I want that hat . I didn't see this before I clicked Windows 8 ... People * The guy hi-five was so powerful it blow him back . Nazi acid boner It is a pretty big deal man Heehee yeah they love the soft food ! I just don't like cleaning it up I'm usually the guy who does that , just brush it off . But even gentlemen eventually snap All of the comments in this thread are creepy as fuck . skank dyke korean Hey , fuck you . iOS jumps on the last 3 known ip to speed up connect this can cause issues with arp collisions Hahaha , I had been telling myself for some time that Is what I have been doing , taking a break from reading " real " stuff . But I graduated in December of 09 ' , so I really should stop using that excuse . or both crying and bleeding ... So you expected them to be meth flavored ? Really ? Down voted into negatives ? Thanks for the help . What the actual fuck did I just waste three minutes of glorious shitting time reading ? Ah ha , ummhm . Yes , a - wait ... Peel off the goddamn stickers ! " oriented " What . That is no fun ! I had my motherinlaw living with us for about 4 months after being married for two HW sounds just dreadful ! Midwest , USA : I do * * not * * live in the middle of a cornfield . I just told this to my friend and his response was " a late term abortion . " Yeah dynamic ip on DC seems is a bad idea Get 512gb for 299 ! Thats what I thought for my whole life and then he scored that goal against England . Then I said , damn . I cant be mad at him for that . I also read his biography and he indeed is a cunt but his book explains a lot . Gross . Not really friends .. But I went to 3 different high schools and I shit you not . 21 of them are now mothers , 5 of them are fathers . I am 19 . Ok thats good . Surgery for anybody worries me . Just the invasiveness of is frightening to me why does everything have to be a gif Copy + Paste = Copy and paste . Or maybe they're using AlienBlue which has a ಠ_ಠ button . I just pushed said button , and it was glorious . TIAL by focusing one eye for long enough the other eye won't let in as much light and will seem like everything is dimmer There's always you that ruins this chain * Mr Falcon * Said nobody ever . Omg that gif made me Yeah , like the bible . HOLY HELL ! Abandon ship bro ! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yeah , I moved 2000 miles away for a decade . My life and emotional health improved immensely ! Like 200 % better . But I had to move back recently , and it's like I'm a teenager again . Worse , really This is ... confusing ... You should have posted that in the beginning . You really shouldn't have posted at all . Is Scrafty holding a joint ? 2 chicks at the same time . Come to Carson City , NV with $ 600 - $ 1000 . It's legal here . Cross ruins it Authentic ... looking ... Unrelated : Masturbazn ( Ogre Magi ) . They were up by 3 against Boston , but we all know how that turned out It's like that EZ Eyes keyboard commercial where they compare it to a $ 150 Razer mechanical keyboard . Because I'm sure loads of old people buy that " You know whats funny " ? " Charity " ! Dear god man ... Too bad the liver doesn't grow back . The fuck does that have to do with anything ? thanks a lot pearson 530 ! thanks Obama ! He actually may have killed for it Yeah , you go girl ! You crazy anarchist . I thought it was when a man puts his penis in a woman's vagina , because my parents actually talked to me about sex . first thing i thought of when i heard the name and read the flavors Yeah , got it send to me in a pm , that was some fucked up shit I've reviewed your posts and have determined that I am FAR more creative than you . Therefore , FUCK OFF ! Kissing , and if you decided you want a baby you think and kiss really hard and something happens to her . I always thought in movies they were risking getting her pregnant . I'm gonna hope not .... People use that word and have no flipping clue what it means . I'm Asian and get grilled all the time with shit like " where are you from ? " When I say " Iowa " , then I get the classic " No , no , where are you really from ? What is your * nationality * ? " Well I don't know . What goddamn nation is Iowa a part of ? Seconded . ( SPOILERS ! ) In the comics Muldoon gets slashed in the face by the raptors then later in the series he shows up on the mainland , in perfect health , talking as if he and the raptors were just having a bit of fun . Then he comes off like he's an ex commando or something . Guys , / r / buildapcsales Wait .... You didn't work " topacata-topacata-topacata " into your post somewhere ! ? I saw some girls fingering each other on the dancefloor . Golf ad on top . DAMN IT I never pooped in the tub Plenty of people can tell you what to do . Management can fire you and bring in three H1Bs at salary parity . Engineers are incredibly replaceable in our global economy . Except Norwegian engineers . Master race . You are though . Just a troll . I see what you did there Hold the pickle Ce e cu site-ul ala ? Sunt pe iPad si nu pot sa apas pe niciun buton nimic lol If it's not handled properly , then no . But nothing by itself usually does . The entire educational system needs an overhaul . It's perhaps a step in the right direction . It could however , end up doing more harm then good . I went to preschool and ... well .... Holy fuck , I do all of these , including blue tooth audio of purge on YouTube on the way to work Oh of course . The fabled 5th element ... Dreams . Jesus fuck ... Reeder , a minimalistic , easy to use and sync with google reader . The only cons is their price You are having a " CLEARANCE " sale every friggin time I log on . This is not # 2 . Always with lots of your friends upboats . So the car had a stock radio with an aux setting but no aux port ? Come on , car companies ... So is pure joy . Orange bowl .... That url . I had a mental image of you forcing sex on her while she was in a full body cast . It was fine until someone started to post naked girls I'm gonna go score some livingstons chicken kitchen > My dad told me " Don't trust a man who won't have a beer with you . " and also , she's 13 years old in the book Except Spongebob . Spongebob will never end ... Fuck israel . Why does Australia even bother with these cunts ? You wanna live there so badly , fuckin go . And don't come back . People who use Why isn't it cross and slit ? JJ Abrams hasn't started working on Star Wars 7 yet . I'm sure hell sneak something in . sure you were kidding .. Not even close . That's super cute ! I'm jelly , I look out the window and see dirt , I drive any direction for 50miles and more dirt ..... what does it mean if i drive a lancer ? what . am . i . It happens really quick ! Don't get discouraged though , we were one of those people that were engaged for 3 months before the wedding See a doctor I forgot the part where she takes a dump in the woods FFXIII cutscenes were basically like episodes of a TV show ... Uh , yeah ... that's the word I was looking for . I always went by Grand Masta Squigggglezzz ! Touch the motherluvin sky ! ! ! But not too high Feedback : try actually posting a pic . Things always do . They play that at every damn mall No deadwood in na . yeah , that's not even slightly creepy at all . Your into the whole incest part ? Aren't all memes stereotypical ? Isn't that the point ? Seriously ? And you want to be my latex supplier If this were the other way around with a man forcing himself on a woman people would look at it completely differently . You wouldn't see this posted with a title like " I think he wants the P What's bhopping ( and scrim ) ? Tried googling but got weird results . I'm guessing you'd probably be like me and remain seated . Although my wife would probably make me do it . Shit yeah I'm sorry , you must have such a rough time with that and all " You have my support always ! " yet you adblock their streams ? The " Why It's Depressing " section was redundant . The title of each item was depressing . Hey , these people can't afford to keep their remodeled house ... Guess why that's depressing ? Hey , those businesses still failed , bet you can't figure out how that's depressing . Hey , those people who worked their asses off ( It's too bad my last boyfriend didn't have your attitude at all I have you tagged as " Guy with hot wet pussy " No , I'm sure women love getting gang banged and abused in the majority of porn I'm sorry you've been through this ! I live in Brazil as well and unfortunately catcalling and staring is pretty common down here , no matter how you dress / act / where you are / etc . Ignoring is one of the best options , since in some cases the harassment can get worse , and the guy may curse you , or worse , for not finding their ( usually rude ) remarks flattering . Damnit Phil ! This is why Rideit can't have nice things Consider it done . Who'd have thought that acknowledging and nourishing our human interconnectedness would bring about positive benefit ? ಠ_ಠI see at least twelve potential threats Reddit tends to not mind all that because the guy wrote a song ' apologizing ' for his actions . So alls forgiven If you say so ... I am watching you for boring type sad ashiq harkatein ... My uncle is a Zoroastrian . Um yes I am ... ? No it wasn't .. The only post with the same name was made after this one Wait , you think " Night " isn't dubstep ? ! Banged her couch ... or a usb charge cable ... Go to the store . Buy a measuring tape . Problem solved . I never have time to be happy about that one up vote because there is always that guy who instantly down votes you to 0 karma for fun . My sleeper cells activate and run a train on your mom . WHY is this only in 480 one way mirror ( yup ok ) ... two way mirror ( um , i can see how that makes sense ) ... three way mirror , four way mirror ( Making a witty remark is to risky in this situation so I'm just gonna sit here and look at you disapprovingly .......... Downvotes for not wanting the bullfighter dead Orange ( What's worse is when you're half way through the bad and every tear has been clean . And you let your guard down for one fucking second ... ... and I thought the Houston Press article was pretty weak , but this ... try that hard ? thats easy as hell Do you seriously keep buying CoD after CoD after CoD ? Dat name ... You ... You don't like Walmart ? I only poop once every 2-3 days Well now that's just vulgar Girafa Well shit , my older cousin lied to me then So you walked around with a 1911 chambered , safety off . This tree must have some MAJOR root porn I think you mean : A motherfucking condom Thats the same story with my 300SD , but it had a length of time where the guy's granddaughter drove it so the interior was a little trashed and the valves desperately needed adjusting one of these doesn't fit with the others I'm sure their corporate owners , Ubisoft Entertainment S . A . , would have approved of that . And a poorly made one , even by cat hat standards . So you want to hang out with a toddler ? Nice try Karl Pilkington As a fellow Brit , how I feel about your plagiarism ... ... Hilarious ? Haha all of the village people just looking at him like Women drivers tailgate . Sad thing is they don't even realize how dangerous it is and that they're even doing it . They're just " driving " . You can come too ? Happened to me too . I had hover zoom and didn't look at the username . Next thing I know ? Chainsaw . Troll somewhere else . Dat drop All I read was popping a cherry and your mum . She was a child ... Holy tits , that's a juicy tracklist ! : O Will listen to it as soon as I get home ( not available on mobile Originally submitted [ here ] ( / r / WTF / comments / sti 9n / ill_just_leave_this_here _ whoa , wtf ! I've been there a while ago ( for science ! ) and it was just ME themed porn , but now every second post seems to be futa . there's a niche market for everything ? ? ... right ... The huntsman headshots How do you figure ? No . Busted ! Thank you , I'm just a worry wart I suppose Meat water I've noticed that ill pay , then a day maybe two later , they send me shipping confirmation , like it just left the amazon warehouse You forgot fried chicken , watermelon , peanut butter and jail Just stupid Why not have a minimum wage at all and get governments out of the market How does a rabbit get the human Paplan virus ? Oh ... Wait ... Right ... The south PC master race says no consorting with the enemy and that is NOT allowed ! ! ! Nice try , aliens Just The Tip ! Yep . We're all pretty much with you . Japan has a different idea of when pink and fluffy is appropriate . I hadn't felt such climax-crash due to cuteness since the Staypuft Marshmallow man . Notice how that comment isn't even edited . Guy comes to a place called offmychest to have a rant and that's what you come back with ? Fuck you must really be a cunt . There's a song called I love you octopus . I know that now ? ... I just had a horrible image of her mishearing that one . Thanks . I wasn't the only sick person in the restaurant bathroom that night , either . Level of satisfaction with Golden Jaguar : ( ╯ And who gave them that minimum wage ? > and jail They go against the Sharks on Friday , not sure how I feel about this . Being a Sharks fan and all . She wants the D Playground supervisor .. No reason Yanni's picture under Jazz & Blues Legends . Third degree burns of penises on your face . Of course he does I recognize that aquarium anywhere ... What is catwoman doing aboard the Normandy , and why wasn't she in the game , dammit ! Man your killing it it would probly believe in religion to . I can't believe I watched the whole thing just what the world needs , more ways to produce more plastic waste ... I see what you did there . How about a picture of you with your new godless husband ? Patient nugget . My nugget usually lays on my chest For a second , I thought it was heart-attack cat . I see you on almost every front page post , and you usually have over 500 karma on at least one comment you post every time . You're amazing per se ? Kept trying to hit send before you change anything ... Right , I'm sure you could give us a detailed P & L report of their monthly finances . Oh wait , you're talking out of your ass like everyone else . This video is like a tampon TV ad . You see people doing cool stuff but at the end of the day you have a tampon . Why not actually show it being used by the average joe fur stuff we'd actually do instead of showing us the latest X Games taking place A bit off topic , but did they make Bayonetta 2 Wii U exclusive ? Obviously I'm married , but I would have the biggest lesbian orgy with most of the ladies in this sub . YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE . Your * chairs * require batteries ? The president's teeth are not meant for fucking . I'd apply , but I live in the middle of nowhere , about 3,000 miles from the northern LA border . How is FullForce relevant ? Domo mooooove . I want in on that . like this Umm .. I didn't downvote you either . Y one shot for entire film * * Get your shit together WG * * That's awesome ! And yes , we ride together a lot . He's the one who talks me into these crazy rides we do all the time . He also once convinced me to go mountain biking on my flat bar road bike . Nope , that figure is just 2013 ... water streams ? ლ ( Especially the T4 / 5 lights that drag same tier mediums / TDs / heavies in with them to T9 matches My little goat , my little goat baaaaaaaaaaaahh My little goat , I used to wonder what that thing could be , my little goat , but I think it's a goat that I see . Goat adventures , tons of wut , a goat goat faithful and goat . sharing this ... I totally said oh why don't you go ahead and show me how well you can paint your right hand with your left hand . Didn't expect it either . Comic Sans I love owls That's cannibalism sir . Oh this is a win wi ....... you're one of those people aren't you ..... This thread inspired me to check my Other folder on Facebook . I've got several unread messages there dated back to 2009 . hopefully not an elementary prep school Putting that in perspective , could you imagine if 15 % of the world liked / r / clopclop ? Ugh ! My oldest brother did this to me . I have a complex now . Aren't we on a self-important high horse ? The amount of effort put into this title is excruciating Can you not read .. I explained myself in the previous post 4,000 dollars ! ? Anybody else on / r / NFL also into FIRST Robotics at all ? I saw " Week 1 " and though he was talking about a few weeks from now ... I didn't . The " helpful " ladies of the faire did . Yeah I saw it . Thanks silence Egocentric ? You have no idea what that means , do you . Christ . Dat visual First off " i7 3820 with an asus gt 640 graphics card " People were driving on the freeway with snow covered rear windshields ... That would be totally awesome and so much more fun . I bet the developers feel like they can't do that since some parents might claim that the game promotes that kind of real life scenario . And you know there would be some parent who'd go batshit about it , regardless of how historically accurate it is . That's a very one sided map . I always questioned if the TN / KY rivalry was still worthwhile ...... until 2011 . And yet you people let bush get a first term ... interesting . Or it gets the hose again ... haha ! le meme face ! I feel a disturbance in the force .... Right now , 100 separate Williamsburg hipsters are forming bands around this concept . The floodgates ... They are about to be torn asunder . If you enjoy that one , / r / popit might be riiiight up your alley ... You're so pretty . I've had someone add me before to ask if I can give them my Earbuds or Service Medal ( #1437 ) for free . When I said no they called me a faggot and blocked me . I would love to fill you up with some of my life ..... Ugh ! Mentions student live tweeting Landon Donovan's interview ; doesn't mention the student's twitter name . only thing more awkward would be to not show a ps4 at the ps4 event . For 49.95 you can have wolf meat in a Ed Hardy bucket thats been sprayed with Axe ... Hahahaha ! Literally just had a good laugh out loud moment . Even the cat looked at me like " what ? " That sounds incredibly cute ! Better than the mole I've found exists in my belly button Maybe not everyone is on reddit everyday ? Not really ..... just stuck with it ! Does mommy regularly glue her pubes to the face of this poor lil ' man ? Nothing wrong with PTCruisers ! Just certain drivers ! What the fuck is this doing on Amazon , and why did you search for it ? I have many many many . I love the incredibles , mp holy grail , Shaun of the dead , kill ! I get myself into trouble answering these . It's big brother ! Telling us our chocolate rations are increasing while , in fact , they are decreasing ! Wow , then this No . The trip to the moon was actually the MIB fighting off an alien race about to attack REALLY ? ? I am " Ghastly Dildo " Don't steal and repost other peoples pictures Semantics suck . Yooooou know what he meant I watched all or that video I read that as fisting What the fuck man ? ? You really think every Indian knows a rape victim ? ? Screw You . > And yet you people let bush get a first term I don't think this is the dance instructor approved method . Headline is totally wrong . When I started going bald at 23 . Work as a bus boy in a country club and most of the time it's just old people that get drunk during happy hour , then they get loud , then they leave , nothing really that interesting although I did have this lady grope me once , she was 80 I'm 17 My thoughts exactly Nothing can break Reddit ! I know :/ it's the only way I can sleep a lot of times . I wedge a pillow half under my chest / face and sometimes I have a pillow under my legs ... Then the cats ... They lay on me . I remember when I could do that Bits of gravity ? Really ? REALLY ? ? ... Because I HAVE played it .. because Mark Hamill has tons of film offers to wade through . Now I am waiting for a squid or Zoomie to post him being bad ass in Bora Bora . That what I tell them but , I think they just don't get the whole kief farming aspect of it . Shit was so cash ...... As someone with neither Soldier unlocked , this challenge annoys me If I see this fucking duck on the front page one more time ... > Sou o único que concorda com isto , por uma vez ? which is funny to me because when I bring a tumbler to starbucks , they use a cup to get the coffee from the carafe to my tumbler , and then throw the cup out . I don't have a car Thank you for a picture that I can't burn out if my mind now ... How random . Oh sorry , I didn't realize . Thank you for telling me what is or is not funny to me . You never had something just hit you that you know isn't that funny or may not be funny at all , but you just laugh your ass off ? Maybe thats how this was for me . Either way , thanks for looking out , you've made the Internet a better place . Keep up the good work . You realized you didn't care ... after 100 hours ... TIL 13 upvotes and 22 downvotes equals a cumulative score of -54,729 So , basically it can hibernate like every computer has been able to do for the last ... idk 10 years ? That reminds me of something really awkward . I was at a restaurant overhearing a conversation between an old man and a busty waitress , in which the old guy says " Your boobs look wonderful , would you mind giving me some milk from these for my coffee ? " They found one of these in a water tower on top of a hotel in LA , last week , too ! Who are you and why are you a developer I really couldn't understand a lot of it , but that Asher D guy just sounded like he was spewing off random generic insults that could be said to anyone . Some shit about metaphors ? What I mean is I think he had an already made rap battle song that he rehearsed beforehand . Yea fuck gun control wooooooooo merica Somehow I read / interpreted the title as : " I made a real life video game for my son , " so I was a little concerned about the knife , but there was probably parental supervision . Got to the part with the computer and was like : " damn , that kid's got a nice setup . " Then I read " I was lying on the bed underneath tied in more crepe paper as the princess " as a hairy ass dad . Right ? I'd be wary of your wife with the mailman . Or plumber . This isn't 4chan asshole ! Also on a side note how did you get a clear shot of your butthole ? Did somebody else take it or did you use some kinda yoga technique ? Either way I read that as stripper Is it because it's in BROWNSVILLE ? ( Page after page after page of fingernails So you think Bought a 2013 defender , and he's surprised parts are expensive ? I've gotten new ones for less than that ... that's horrible , some times that happens to me and now i think i'm cursed Congrats on the two inches . Bet everything closed down for it . What if they were both talking about each other , they were both father / daughter and neither knew the other used Reddit I named my character " Agitat 3d " after " her " . I literally just found out he's a guy ... That just happened to us down in San Diego . It's terrible for the people that were parked there That's pretty sensitive of you Sorry to be violent but this guy needs to be slapped with a chair in the face I'm ... Not sure of anything anymore " and bodies in your bed " Former Arby's here - ANYTHING with tartar . Our cooler for the dressings was always broken and since the tartar comes in a giant tub , it wouldn't fit in the alternate cooler . So the only time it ever was refrigerated was over night ... I said it first ! I'm thin like the above poster as well . If a guy like you comes along , I immediately question if they're even worth it , and what their intentions are . My thought is this : " Well obviously this guy is really into body image , and I don't even work on sculpting mine . Nor is it close to his , and it seems important to him . So why is he talking to me ? Hahaha ! But seriously .. And then people tell you that you're fat and you're like : Yes , why ? " Perfectly tangible " if you're willing to move out to LA and work another job until you potentially get picked up . I can't believe nobody has suggested Michael Fassbenders character in Shame .... History's greatest monster Oh man . The moment when I walked in on my brother jerking it to MLP Never stick your dick in crazy . Why have I seen that * everywhere * on the internet in the past three hours ? ? ? * * " Le Ragers " YES ! ! ! ! Oh man the nightmares and flashbacks . POP POP If it fits , I ..... sits ? Don Carlos in La Jolla , Livingstons Chicken Kitchen in OB , La Playa in PB Are you sure you need an extra cab with an AC30 ? No love for the beaters Yeah girls do that to me all the time : " What that was a date ? I thought we were just going as friends ! " " Yeah because I always take my friends to romantic restaurants , flirt with them all night and then pay for their meal " did she say there might be a zombie mode for AC3 ? How do you eat your Reese's ? Answer : very fucking slowly to avoid ingesting maggots ... You bet your life it will ... So your one of the guys that made it hard for me to pick my user name I can see the logic here . Whenever I'm driving and I realize that I've taken a wrong turn , instead of turning around immediately so as to not waste time , I keep driving down the road for a little longer hoping to find redeeming qualities . That depends . How do you know that I don't like giant pink dicks ? Phew at first i read " all that hair " I read that as * the first time I laid eyes on Gandalf I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I would do anything to bone her * Seriously , these are the same people who said Donald Glover CANNOT be Peter Parker . I worked HARD on that one ! Usually at reddit I'm like this : What's with the Halo Reach product placement ? Except the opposite I guess you could say she suffered a memory lapse gilded twice Burst into ... treats ? Fuck off , spammer ┌ ∩ ┐ I feel every morning the alarm goes off will be a day like this I have spent 180,000 IP on runes Eeeewww healthy Yeah , because damage to local watersheds and ecosystems aren't a part of drilling pollution , just carbon emissions . As a computer scientist , this is one of the most effective types of debugging for truly hard to find bugs--as long as you aren't the type of son of a bitch that would lie to a rubber duck . ... Still , no word on any DoJ action against Wall St . bankers who tanked the economy . The Human Centipede I have a bad habit of not adjusting my clothes after throwing them on ლ ( As a bisexual dude who has two younger brothers , * * Links shield goes in his / her right hand And you know what loda said to everyone because you are who ? You are not biased at all . Not at all . Yup , I made the mistake of posting a pic on Facebook and Reddit at the same time . The pic got to the front page and the subset ( Reddit_Users ∩ Facebook_Friends ) knew my Reddit username . Some of them are probably reading this now ... The Sweatiest Goldblum Damned you , Imagination ! Louisiana , same here . Unless you're in Nawlins , then you're getting stabbed and robbed . I cannot ... I agree . I'd be a little concerned with the transition of " This book about a 44 - year-old man sexing a 12 - year-old girl is amazing , and speaking of which , want to meet up ? " We do now . But we have so MUCH DIRT ! ! ! ! And dust , and cows probably outnumber people , and people are mostly assholes ... I shouldn't go on So you were right , and with some clever measurements I found a flat rate my wife let me use money for ..... but only in the US ...... That's how the ' missionaries ' did it ... so you decide to upload a JPG screenshot ? ' Firstly they did not detail the console or it's price ' I just love the way will parked it ... You're asking * us * ? For proposal advice ? The day of your proposal ? I pay 35 $ as well . So worth it compared to PS3s network Great ! Another disc I'm gonna have to buy . Yeah I'm sure she has well informed reasons for her bigotry . Yeah , the Israel / Palestine conflict probably has had an effect on her academic thought on the implications of the muslim religion ... She is smiling pretty big . Singed without laugh . Gets dealt tons go damage . GG Android devices are quality , amirite ? Fourth one down looks like Justin Timberlake in drag You didn't understand , did you ? It would be cool , but creepy . wtf ... that dinosaur blinked at 2:00 That would be horrible ! ! ! It'd be like : " Oh shit oh shit I gotta get the latrine ! ! ! Gogogogogogo .... oh , never mind . So the halo wikia says he's 400lbs without , and 1400lbs with . But I had the halo dog tags and they said he was 6 ' 10 " 265 without . So idk which to go by ! Same . Too tough to pee Everyone here should be able to understand this reference Didn't wanna pay for parts so he threw a $ 5 at me and said to keep the change and buy a cheeseburger ! This made front page ? The client just sent me an email saying almost precisely that .. Are you him ? I thought this guy might be in middle school , which would be understandable , but nope . This kid is older than me . Salzburg is in Austria , but yes , that's what I was thinking , too . And then I remembered there was no underground chapel at the mines ( near ) Salzburg , because I have been there . WASTE OF FUCKING MILK Triple dog dare you Wait ... why did you add a brony in the first place Just got lost for a minute " ! It would be blank Texan here . It's one of the most embarrassing facts about Texas that we have such a high kill ratio at our animal shelters . Thank you for taking some pups for us . My family ( and extended family ) have adopted 10 dogs over the years . It makes me sad thinking of all the ones that don't make it . Beautiful legs Seriously ... not cool ... an RX number is like a serial number These fucking people . He was the LONE WOLF . why would i want to see the 8000 guides on every hero that have one rating or have 40 ratings , 39 of which are rated down because it's some jokester doing another " Le Lich Buys 6 Couriers N Wards xD " or " Natures PROFIT Gets LE RAPIER ! ! Y U NO RAPIER ? Its never Lupus . 100 bucks .... The Simpsons is a good show to marathon I kinda stayed away from the DLC ( except multiplayer ) , but how ? ? She's an Asari and they have lady bits ! I no believe it ! His new face strikingly resembles my ex-boyfriend . I call bullshit . I didn't see a single punch , and the bitch who was recording uploaded it ? Of course she is going to exaggerate the number . Balls of steel . LOL , the kind of art that makes censorship seem like a good idea OP has not delivered . OP is a faggot . * " You are not holding me right man You ... had to pee an hour ago ... do you not anymore ... ? Married to a prius owner Why do you even know of this video ! Same here man . West TN here ..... Where those damn funnel bastards always feel the need to strike when you're just about ready to go to bed . I didn't know this trick ... " A stones through " Reddit has ruined me , I looked for entirely too long for a hidden dinosaur Slaves built the Giza Pyramids and the Great Wall of China , but no one points out the good attributes of slavery , because there are none . Omar , and my coworkers love making " The Wire " references . You were inside me when you did this . ( Lmfao this is SO FUNNY Sure ... blame the victim . I hope he's talking about anyone in pre / elementary school being " hot " It's the way you said it . You should listen to yourself sometime Why would that make Willy Wonka jealous ? / r / niggers Nice , my setup for half the races will be on my laptop hoping the OKish quality streams hold up , thanks Rupert and Bernie ... Awww so cute I thought step 3 said cut out the poop Your flair .... You could have " Do Not Sell " lists which include only known psychiatric patients and felons , instead of " Everyone Who Owns A Gun " list . Pretty simple , actually , I wonder why they don't do it that way ... Ha I sometimes go to hotels and use the ones there I'm on to you I really hate the word " childish " . Its all my friends use to put down some of my favourite games . * * Those fuckers know nothing of sly racoon Of goodie now they're all safe Seriously thought she was his red rocket from the thumbnail .... Clicked it anyway . before ? how are you gonna do it afterwards ? How do you sneak a M60 through an airport ? Again the people ...... I used to play Oblivion with nude patches but I couldnt concentrate on the missions . " Dark ages " Aaand why the fuck was that already purple , and i know what it was , but I clicked anyway .... What a terrible first world problem . Basically " In love with a prius owner Dou Wang Not sure if you should be allowed to reproduce you owe me one smile coolsikboy Congrats on FINALLY getting that place to answer its phone ! ! ! So need one of those Took me way too long to realize that . My mother lied to me That's kinda what I'm thinking . It adds a point that a 3rd party could potentially intercept it . I've done it in the past and gotten lucky but after the coins vanished during the transfer I won't be using them anymore . Expensive lesson learned . There were pictures of you being abused It would probably be too complex for binary It looks like someone is giving birth to him . You need to ask are you EVIL ... no - you need to ask the opposite spelling of that - - are you LIVE .. Of course her uniform isn't cannon . She's a woman , not a piece of artillery . I seriously need this book That water looks like urine hence the fish's remarkable sheen OP fills rubber gloves with water , tosses in snow . Attempts karma . Audience wonders why OP has so many rubber gloves at his dispose They use the same shower head ? This guy's comment history ... I'm going to lose this aren't I ? I like Kat Dennings , but that show is pretty bad . I'd like to think it's just the writing . ~ ~ Sometimes ~ ~ Most of the time , I'm expecting a " ba dum tsss " or a trombone " wah waaaaah . " Most of the jokes are like the jokes you might tell to friends and they just look at you like Lol that's awesome ..... but I don't know who Domo is .... Well if you are gov edu perhaps ASK for some free software ! You would be surprised what folks will give or donate to have you or your name ! The smell Too salty for me ..... I over seasoned Feel what ? Really ? We wasted electrons and internetz over this ? I'm assuming OP wants links too . * * I live in a desert LOL Central Valley ca Shit he sounds like me ... I need low volume sound to pass out such as low music ( I don't blare though So stir it , dummy . As in the Justin Bieber movie ? My grandmother used to do that . I don't want to say that you're tempting fate or anything , but she's not with us anymore , and I'm pretty sure that her refusal to mend her PB & J ways was what did it . Doctors just don't try hard to save people like that . People like you . GameStops in point Loma are always good maybe you should just move I'm all for Cat Curry but fuck this . Male to Female , but the thing is , I'm not pansexual , so I can't feel that way about her knowing that , shallow I know , but she's still my friend I talk to her and we still discuss things with one another .... She does keep telling me how good her bj's are though . But what if another winner's condition is to talk to you whatsoever , or to kill you Im pretty sure satanists beleive that the christian god is a fraud and that satan is the person they should actually be worshipping . Id imagine most satanists are actually really kind people , i dont think they actually worship in the name of pain and torture , well maybe a few do This is the internet bud :) We know no Well , it's either Bush's fault or global warming . That's true he looked really young when he first started but he doesn't look like he's pushing 60 now . I mean , come on , poor guy . I think his hair on this particular picture makes him look kind of funny though . ( Talking about the guy's looks rather than the fact he's a monster player Immigration compliance has nothing to do with looks . San Diego Definitely panda Wat ? Sounds like the guy from storage wars " Blackwell Hung " Wat ? I thought you were * dedicated * to your craft If she could stop licking his asshole , that'd be great Den bedste forklaring på fænomenet bank og penge jeg længe har læst . Det er i virkelighed ganske simpelt men vores grådighed og ledelsesvakuum har gjort det unødigt kompliceret . Had to read this 3 times to understand why it had more upvotes than the parent comment . DO NOT LINK THE DAILY MAIL YOU IDIOT . Every single shot is someone going Neither is mine ! I'm actually dreading the new console deal ..... Napa Auto parts .... Ahhh I see ! I love it ! Just can't afford it until year or so later LOL so I'm generally learning new tech , when its already old tech Haha yeah as long as rents not due my wife looks the other way .... otherwise it's all hell breaking loose Now I have like 4 ! I felt like such a goober ! You mean private jetpacks I feel sad for myself because I only recognized dickens and Carroll ..... So I'm told You'd think they could get some world class beers on there considering all the other luxuries . Thanks for that completely unqualified and indeterminate answer . Because no one can be a cruel selfish bitch . Can't tell if trolling ... or just stupid . It's sort of odd , but I have a sticky note on the side of my monitor with the reddit face of disapproval ( I read your comment as " eight ways to please your mom " First earth porn pic that I've been to : O . It was very foggy when I went though Can't you just Enhance ? Seems like this is a perfect opportunity . Lots of tomfoolery here so I'm going to help a brother out . I'm sure there's apps for this but here's the direct path . Google or find in this thread cool Unicode characters that you want to use and copy it . Go to keyboard shortcuts and assign some character shortcut . On my phone , LOD will get replace with the look of disapproval : I can believe this , I worked at < major engineering company > - one day I got a new laptop which had DisplayPort , and instead of getting a DVI adapter for my existing monitor they scrapped it and ordered a new monitor . And now it is . i don't see Tangled i thought he was going for the guy's crotch at first I'm pretty sure that this is a copy and pasted comment from the thread about the biggest mindfucks you have ever experienced . Nirvana was officially classic rock in 2004 My thoughts throughout this . gif : " okay , it's just a picture of ಠ_ಠ . Wait , did it always have a half smile ? " ( Look at original Is this really AMA worthy ? This is shameless self promotion " Hurry yo biscuit nose ass up boi " It will be mine What bothers me is not that its gross , its that its one the sink Dre hit a triple off a lefty yesterday . ####It was TIL that 2004 was 9 years ago .. what is wrong with me ? LOOK AT HIS USERNAME . I had a low match message me earlier this week . I told him he was a low match for me so it wouldn't work ... so he messaged back that he would change all his answers to match mine so we'd be a great match . Did they extend the wing to make it taller ? Fine .... * * I'll * * kill them with death ....... I gotta do everything ! what does that even mean Will try it next time i clean her cage because she burys the poops in the bedding ... 2 hours . 2 god damn hours and you think this should be reposted again . What a fuckin idiot . Annnnnd I was like Yes . That's my only ' complaint ' about my Pebble . I don't have any reason to keep track of my phone now . I got a text that I needed to respond to the other day and spent 30 minutes trying to find my damn phone . I didn't think about playing music ( I will now though ! ) . It turns out I never took my phone off my dock / alarm clock that morning . I immediately foresee the two of us beating each other to death in agreement if we were to meet at a party ... unless your stances include giving police the right to shoot-to-kill persons in possession of drugs , burning people's homes for energy , and giving Japan the freedom to hunt whales without the need to make up excuses . I'm on to you ! This subreddit is always full of racists ..... No fashion motive . WTF What a dive Well , guess someones getting a vacation ... \ m / ( Ssssshhh little ninja .... As someone who was an idiot and stretched to a 00g in less than a year ... How ? ! I hope this isn't becoming a habit with you > When the recent gun control debate ignited , many citizens chose to show up at their state legislatures openly carrying firearms . In my state , Virginia , they do it once a year ( on MLK day No joking , I'd want to be a cook . I would be scared shitless in combat . " Lol " I've always wanted whale penis interior leather . My trip to man god is now one step further along I thought exactly the same thing when I saw that same sign on the store near my house . Blockbuster , you're fooling nobody They really are , lost art for upcoming generations Braaaaaaaaaaains of ninjas are my absolute faaaaave ! But you have the mortar thingy ..... it'd only be a few seconds , then your auto heal will kick in obviously Damn UPS lets me down all the time I couldn't open it The Genny Bock was the first thing to catch my eye ... and a reminder that I have only a short time left to systematically hoard 12 - packs for the coming Bock-free months . " This video is private " They never talked about her being HIV positive This will be buried as shit but I spent a few years in prison and juvenile prison ( DYS ) . Both time I was placed in a medium security institution . Honestly , juvenile was a lot worse . The guards didn't like me so they told the biggest black guy in there that they would buy him Burger King if he kicked my ass . We fought , he kicked my ass , he got Burger King . I'm sure your muggle skills will be a great asset to the Order of the Phoenix . There are flight deck boots that have a little extra padding . Also if you're at a shore command I believe you can wear the suede boots.though on a ship steal toes are required . I cannot unsee what has been seen ... The second and This'll probably be lost anyway , but Felix Baumgartner . His jump was amazing , but then he turns around and says that space exploration is useless ? Well they do move They can't look up but they can drive Reminds me : The 3DS XL does not come with a charger , and uses a proprietary charger port . Just smaller ... 1984 is liberal now ? i was metaphorically speaking ..... add / remove programs - he didn't know what it was so he just uninstalled it . I turned on the computer later and was like UMMMMM why do we suddenly only have 16bit color ? ? He didn't even notice that anything had changed . This is taken with a webcam ( no lens ) at prime focus . I believe the lens has a red filter or something , so when I take it off everything has a red hue . The moon looks pink He's all , ' I'm fed up of being a planet . All these little planets and I have to look after them Poison Snowball Centrum Silver , the only senior multivitamin to be awarded the Centrum Seal of Approval Your age tag . > EDIT : Removed ? Care to give an explanation why , EFS ? Holy fuck this thread hurt my soul . All the defensive cargo-shorts posts ... If your friends don't realize that you're already connected ... Number 4 . Someone told me I couldn't pull it off . > Girls can't use computers ; Filthy lies . Ugh , Make , one , mistake ... Not . A . Big . Deal ... Drogon appears to have some huge balls Lol wut ? You forgot * uncontrollable * > Daily Kos , funded by billionaire George Soros ... Pff , you just think it does because you only remember the cases where it is , and forget all the times when it isn't . I ... I think I love you . Instead of bestial procedures , they * could * try letting boars and sows fuck each other naturally . Instead they jack off pigs You got somethin ' against us digital folk ? Oh this drives me absolutely insane , being that I work somewhere that sells books . I spend ages putting them all in alphabetical order , and 5 minutes later there are books lay across the top of other books and books with the spines facing inwards Just bookmarked NoFap's reset badge link and put that as the name I think it'll help to get back on my senses in time of need ( Every single NSFW animal factoid in this thread : Sorry , I didn't want to include where I got them from earlier since everyone just spams me with A $ AP Rocky lyrics whenever I do Man , Damien could have been such a dynamic character going forward . So many damn options . Why the hell would they do this . ... Canada mercury fulminate does not make that big of an explosion And I thought half a year was bad I don't think you completely understand Reddit .... My best friend got kidney stones for drinking too much milk everyday . du kan ikkje væra norsk om du ikkje høyre på black metal That is mere seconds away from going in her eye ... " President Reagon " I could've just done that ? Snell .. Michigan ... Sean ? As a British person , I'm not surprised by the presence of chicken in the bacon ipsum . STOP RIGHT THERE . You don't say ? ! " Hey , I know you don't know me , but I was wondering if you want to spend a couple nights in the woods together . " Yes , because as we're all very much aware , in teen pregnancies the father * alwyas * stays and they get married and live happily ever after . That akevitt stuff is great , the guy that runs my local liquor store suggested it , I bought it , I love it and now he tells me he cant get it any more . Easy for you to say , considering it's coming from the guy that's going to win ! But really , calm the hell down . My mechanic puts epoxy on the drain bolt in hondas specifically so jiffy lube will refuse to change your oil . The time I took mine there , they told me it had been welded . How do we know you aren't some PR person at Tek and were paid dirt to say that ? What are you trying to say , buddy ? Those sound like fighting words but are frankly too vague to enrage me or to make me feel good . I am conflicted . Hey I own two versions of almost every halo book They're pretty xenophobic I hear .... which is pretty ironic ! You ..... you're my hero You know , it seems that EVER since bilbo went on his journey , he's just interested in eating and staying home ! True .... I wish I had their metabolism Where do they call donuts " yeast rings " ? They can't tell people what they can put in their bodies . It's not fair . Blacklight retribution ? Awkward wrong reply But then it's sex with your mom Oh you were being sarcastic ? I had no idea ! " But you must establish * weather * or not ... " As someone on reddit , your username is very disturbing ... Wipe my ass with it and send that to the bank that updated my student loan interest rate what on earth is he trying to accomplish ? ( That sounds rude . I took 3 years of Spanish in high school , but whenever the occasion to use it presents itself I'm always paranoid I'll be speaking to a grammar nazi who will do one of these WAIT , people don't do that already ! ? This makes me happy to not consider Cisco when recommending products . Overselling a customer that severely is just wrong . Even if the state didn't have great RFP , it should still have been up to the proposing company to properly vet the sale requirements and not just propose the most expensive stuff . It also sounds like there was some serious corruption in the bidding process in the first place . / government Well , he could have asked the gods to assrape the guy , would have had the same fucking effect Be careful who you sleep with , especially if you run into them on a regular basis ! Also , DO NOT dip your pen in the company ink . I have seen a million horror stories with my own eyes ... At one point he even recites wedding chants Nation disapproves And it's * still * not enough Use it somewhere they are likely to need the change , like a cafe . So many people buy one cup of coffee and want to pay with a twenty Stuff tastes like shit and doesnt even work I'm all for helping but this is too much of " do the work for me " . Why are we going out , finding the deal , then posting a link for you ? I'm a guy .... and I posted it ? Not the same huh ? Not for distribution . how did you manage to get a int ring Who's they huh ? That's just rude ! What a brave and controversial comment for / r / android I know this pain all too well . Well , that was a wonderful experiment . What kind of inspection ? Are you a drug mule ? ! Am I going to get arrested by talking you you ? ! ? Such terrible misogynists , trying to ban abortion and birth control , trying to legislate what women can do with their bodies ... I'm so glad there are no feminists trying that . Both . I guess we can all agree on the fucking Watertemple on OOT Graves Disease . I have a pretty severe form of it . My eyes are bad . It looks like this how do you know what the rest of her hair looks like ? And fuck you too . I was pointing out something that a lot of people wanted the answer to when the article was first put up . Then I got downvoted to hell . Of course I'm going to shit on the pretentious douchebag that gave me " the very detailed explanation " thank you very much " group Bucket List . " I read that , nodded approvingly , and thought " some proper science going on here " . Then I noticed temperatures were in Fahrenheit . this is what happens when you ignore the " turn off all electronic devices " warning Or even " claims the US government " . Because Obama & Friends are just * sooo * trustworthy , as they had proven time after time > " Deep " ..... ITT : commenters discuss how attractive a woman would have to be before they'd rape her . You should know better if you're posting in here . butter knife bro .... butter knife Sorry , I use old fart terms . I could have used all of the usual contrived meme phrases like " I'll just place this here " , or " i haven't read the part including the horse Yay . Another frozen yogurt place . That gum better have not gone to waste Actually , the problem would never exist in the first place if the bike lanes were never created Are you op Yeah , it's totally BS if they gave you something free even though you didn't reach a certain mark you hoped for You must also live in Florida where the employees just don't give a flying fuck . Where this is expected of you . " Americunts . " Are you kidding me ? We learned it * in school * . Justifies my Mophie purchase ... why would anyone lower the amount of girls .. whats this world coming to I've had a lot of jobs since I was 16 ..... like 7 like this You check ? Hit the down arrow at the top of the make comment screen and scroll to the left . It will show you the Tibalt on top of stack Madden Head Coach ' 09 ? User's name is Bape God ... Wet dream pony ? Wow this man sounds like the definition of pompous asshole simpletons ! I'd break his kneecaps for you , buuuut my wife took my kneecappin bat away * * AGAIN ! ! * * Mr buttery ? ! How did you not know the magic of alien blue ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Those are children's underwear . Or he's really good at expressing his character It better stick around . With the government spending $ 110,000 on it . If it only last a month ill be hella pissed . One hundred and ten . Seriously WTF Neither could I at the moment ! I'm the low man on the totem pole , so I put in six days , for part time pay , and we don't have the manpower for me not to be there . * yet * I think it's trying to communicate Between 6-50 Do you know how to make the Read that as " Santa " I read out loud . I live fairly close to this kangaroo , but I didn't know about this . Stopped reading at " Some gaybros don't have the luxury of of being extroverted " You can replicate your destroyed homework , but not your destroyed money . It's illegal to replicate money . Shut the fuck up , it is NOT a felony to remove the tip . I just hope he doesn't let them touch the * other * hair . Bottom right picture .... Is it holding a dildo ? Y-you came ? .. If you haven't seen the new episode what business do you have on the subreddit ? it was great until the dude started busting out wet wipes Well , now your username makes sense Shell on Earth is a little odd but Quiet Storm .. Well thanks for making that insult not too subtle , or I wouldn't understand . " True " minimalism ? It makes me gag ..... Up to 5 meals ? I eat a whole chicken for dinner . ( Am I this fat ? Listening to Eddie Murphy ! ? We need only have faith ... Yeah , I got something like that too , won NES games for 16 $ shipped ( common titles , but good ones ) the seller then proceed to ask me 10 $ more , I refused , he then refunded me and relisted the items with an auction starting higher . wtf man , that's what reserves are for Ouch is right ! ! ! ! What's the point of not being suspected if you're dead ? This is also why you should wash your hands after you take a piss I hate it when people do this to my books . I used to get into arguments with my sister because she wanted to borrow my books . But I didn't let her because she broke the spines on them . If it was a hard back book she would also lose the book cover * do Wonder if it's enough for him to be fired from the school district And your correct sir . YES , it's a magazine and YES , it wasn't full . Either way , it's BULLETS IN A FUCKIN OVEN This reminded me of both Goatse and Glass Ass ... Two memories I had hoped I had locked away for good ... I read boned Ahh yes .. Understood ! It sure does sound interesting , I wanted to see ! Disappointment ensues It just happened to me , and of course when I click " contact us " a nice big orange box pops up telling me NOT to print any shipping labels ... TIL you used to be able to open chests quickly by double tapping F The environment hates you Is it just me or does the rightmost one look like Justin Bieber ಠ_ಠ * * * NOT EVEN ONCE * * * Did you know you just click on search and type in whatever you want ? And that is now a month ago ... " You turn me on , but only when I'm already turned on . " I love the Looks like that case really helped . I think your thread got spam filtered out . This is the first time I've seen it and I check New every couple of hours when I'm awake I think you think people with disabilities are rarer than they actually are . It's true . You're only Just need to perk up one of your eyebrows like the rock , give them the Yes it is Krepo on Edward ? When I was an undergrad I met this girl from North Carolina and I was the first Jew she had ever met . She asked me if I had horns . You never delivered . Are you saying that although the imams had a unanimous opinion in this matter , there is controversy and hence we take your opinion ? Where's the poem guy when you need him ? wooaaaah dude , too far . Plot twist : It was you the whole time Still creepy and he does this weekly ? God willed it so ! Man , I like hockey but there's definitely some sexist bullshit within the culture . Between this and all that " Cindy Crosby " crap ... That's what I've been doing the past couple months but prices are a bit high now . Must wait for pre panic prices .... Fuck you downtown Bellevue . Comcast exclusive west of 405 in all highrises . Use control v to paste Ah . Reminds me of trying to interact with my father . Good times Do they have an online store ? I agree . Not only that online Au stores don't all have the same service . One I tried was total crap . Last order from Amazon was 9 days - placed an order locally ( could not get it at Amazon ) it's been 17 days and still going Worse is being a software developer , and having some worthless exec demand all fields be " required " . Yeah , so you realize by doing that your users will enter junk when they don't know appropriate answers to those fields , and in turn your reports will be worthless ? " I said make them required " . I ... I can't even imagine . Just this two dozen I did today had my hands hurting . Now my mother in law wants ~ 200 petits fours for a going away party at her work . Ms . LaRue ? Reading this gave me shivers already . Troll brain gona troll . It's like hey that guy over there is annoying you with his smoking better go ask him for one . “ Every size is beautiful . ” Is that really a compliment ? “ You're fat , but pretty . ” Still some sort of a compliment , but still ... And by " see " you mean get " accidentally " zapped by one and gain super powers ? ? ? If you want a woman , you deserve her , and her desires don't factor into it at all . * picking shit off your feet * I have to agree . Wut holy fuck Recently on the front page recently . My thoughts too . Taking that into account and reading OPs replies ... It all seems like they're young teenagers looking for attention and validation . Yeah , twice . Once because she was too fat , once because she wasn't opening up at all ( emotionally No good . Get this fucking shit outta here Cool patch , but where's the jersey ? Oh ya , religious folks NEVER do that . Nah im alright Also stolen from the comments from the original post All I can see here is Vladimir " Lol " yeah , and their ovens were perfectly functional too ... I'm gonna get one that I hope will make people fall silent , just - " * * I KILL PEOPLE I was doing this quest until my random 3 items to find were : a crushed gemstone , supercompost , and a snapdragon Right , tires get no traction from the riding surface , which is why stopping is identical on dry asphalt as on sand or ice . Um ...... Damn it , so I invested a bunch of effort Which would be stupidity and ignorance . Maybe they'll sort out when you relaunch the game , nope . Maybe when you finish the rest of them , nope . Setting up our April fools prank a little early aren't we ? Finding out not everyone has a memory like this is awkward . That look on their face when they kinda remember your name but you remember their career aspirations , hobbies , parent's names , address , and jokes ..... from the second grade . I hear you , but throw those sensible words at an irrational bride ... As an atheist , this question embarrasses me . Oooooooh , what a tricky , well laid trap ! Lmao my very first hour on my very first day , naked guy ! Ate something poisonous ? Smoke something more poisonous Who doesn't like Anne Hathaway ? Why would you ruin it with cream and sugar " Do they have the Internet in France ? " unfortunately , i can't get to the starting strength website ( at work right now Which is stupid ! They should know better than anyone what it feels like being second class citizens Christianity . My patents brought me up thinking praying was not just talking to yourself but that god / Jesus / grandpa could help you Drop bears , Easter bunny , the death of their first pet , Bubbles , and their biological parents I like you a lot better than ..... your weekly one ? Umm ... Stop photographing your dog's pecker and go outside Aw , her face looks like this : I've literally been laughing out loud about these suggestions . To think that someone would care so much about a meaningless point system that they would squat over a sink and shit into it , then orchestrate a fictitious back story is both astounding and hilarious . Goodness . apparently some people do I be like No , but I've had a few friends who will text me on occasion with the accusation . it would get tightened Right ? And although he makes jokes about how ' not ok ' his mom's behaviour is and he just kind of brushes it off ... kinda get the sense he enjoys it I don't even ... How can they ... That doesn't even make any .... Why is it that ' culinary ' seems to mean ' half filled plate ' ? I've moved in with a chef and a guy who really likes cooking recently , and I keep having arguments with them about how full a plate should be , and how much time / thought should go into appearance vs . actually cooking and flavour and such . They're faffing around with making it look all pretty and whatever , and I'm just sitting there with this exact look on my face ( Say a 650R isn't a particularly good starter bike . Recommends SV650 . They're very comparable in power , weight , and ergos . That Logic What if the target was painted on your forehead ? You don't read very well do you ? The description says that many people's opinions of low-carb diets are usually not grounded in science . It's not referring to the book I try to avoid the Masonic shelves at my local bookstores ... they're usually wedged between the UFO books and the candle magick books . Not after I just read this . The look on the kids face is like curable by abortion It depends on how long you're willing to wait for it to be delivered or if there's a place near you that sells them . Ours was $ 12 with $ 23 shipping What if she wants to file a report that you raped her . Maya , is that you ? How do you know Gumby ? It's actually fun ..... I make the gun sounds and everything lol I kinda like to pretend I'm in some adventure .... whatever I feel that day . If a car has been behind me for a while ill actually pretend I'm a runner for some sort of military organization and am trying to escape the pursuer without alerting civilians ..... Auto parts ..... boring ! And I've done the same route for almost a year now ..... 6 days a week It DID .... but some a-hole punched the volume knob so hard it broke because it would randomly turn itself up and down .... and it scared him ..... I don't . There's no pic . let's see Hey I was there today . And yesterday . and the day before ...... If you're ever in Flemington and hear an extremely loud vw golf with a Exactly . Unless the dealership specializes in used Saabs . ....... you searched how to screenshot They didn't use WPA 2 by default ? ? ? Older routers , sure , but FiOS era ? My grandparents opened my stuff before I got home so I wouldn't know . I live in Canada , you wouldn't like my answer WTF are you watching ! Feel free to donate , douche . Secretly , I was watching you the whole time Shin-Ra stomps lafontaine into the ground Then the song is true ... If I were green I would die . So ? I just listened to EVERY NICKLEBACK SONG Good god , the Internet has been cracked Brain stem ... I was literally going to post this about 7 hours ago but said " Nah , I've seen it on reddit so i dont want to repost . " She didn't have a wishlist up in ANY of the sites and so I had to pester her about it and put out a general call for a copy of her wishlist ... A 13-14 year old can definitely get a girl pregnant , but I'm no expert on semen or 13-14 year-olds like this guy They sell nothing Yup . It's like people don't want to see that SS and Medicare spending is about to take off . When Bush / SSA / CBO warned about this in 2005 people where like we don't have to deal with that for 10 years lets wait ... Damn it's been ten fucking years and guess what is about to happen ? She looks like she is 14 Have to wear a suit to take the bar ... You're definitely Maya . I'm completely convinced . I thought you didn't date older guys . I read that as , " TIFU by leaving open a box full of * snakes * worth 60 dollars . " It got weird when I thought you were going to send a box of snakes to someone and even weirder when I thought your cat had vomited on half eaten snakes . Great job ... hymenbreaker There is no end ... ok bush is better 99 ........ Your response seems to indicate otherwise . Then I cant wait till the next Diretide and the Golden Roshans are winable , imagine all those peoples faces when they spent 2k on something that will just keep coming back because it doesnt say vintage ... yes ......... Aww thanks man I like your team too ... Except for that one time in Maui Edit , edit , edit , edit ..... It's a legitimate SRSer . How unaware can they get ? ! " something bugged out in the game " And staring at the bride and groom like this This is hilarious ! ! But , ill bet they thought it was art , thus we should accept it Never heard this song before I see what you did there . Now imagine an army of these slowly walking towards you , ice , snow or sand they wont fucking stop .... doesn't exist , but still 5 users are there Says it's been a subreddit for 9 minutes ... Your comment was 7 minutes ago We get so ripped of in Australia , all those mods plus vehicle would be $ 60,000 plus ! ! ! A horses stomach is silver Flexible picks ? What black magic is this ? I'm a bassist , I only use 1.14 mm and higher gauge picks , mostly 1.52- 8mm . THEY DON'T BEND . A mouth full of burnt meatloaf and Gouda cheese ITT : People putting mb instead of MB ... Oh look , new content ... Right , because arcade shooters didn't exist at all before consoles . Oh wait ... Your tripping Try using Awesome ! I'm afraid my team may never get this type of photo ... did you really say " later , nucka " ? Thanks ... coffeefreeloader Yeah a book and a sticker , feels like its gonna be a million years Aww man that sux ! ! ! ! ! I agree . Lawyers are probably the best way to handle this . But do some wrongful termination law research for your area so you can have a leg up , and maybe save some money by not having the lawyer take days to find out what you already know ? That's what's at the top of my head ...... obviously burning the place down is out of the question hahahaha ...... is it ? ! Repost de anul trecut Haha I use it on my wife all the time and she doesn't get it ! ! ! ITT : People who don't understand sarcasm . Unless it's some kind of meta-whoosh I'm not getting ... so far zero , but only 4 hours into the day , many scares and surprises await ..... but you can barely see the uke ... Thanks for asking EA to charge for mp . I'm sure they will try at some point . It's guys like you who enable EA to continue its nickel and diming of its customers . The best bit is in the meat freezer when Hubert Cumberdale let's out that Psychotic scream . ... said Bird_flu_sandwich I could not find either of these in the App Store . Damn .... 28 .... His fingers are longer than my dick ... I've done maybe 4 or 5 gifts given , but I want mooooore ..... Big secret ...... nobody but you , and the whole interwebs knows .... Don't tell me what to do He's married . I don't have a mouth Looks fucking tasty . I love blue cheese but I couldn't bring myself to put it on a great steak I'm sorry But ... Her boobs like they're coming out of her collar bone Celebrity Pharmacology ( 28 ) ranked above Cooperative Caligraphy ( 40 ) and Mixology Certification ( 52 ) ..... ' Off the bat ' I had one like that , but with bread . A quest for bread as tables get angry ... Alec ? Ok I'm not that dumb But I only have 160 You have shit to do , yet you're on reddit . This song was used as the opening theme for a very popular soap opera in Brasil . God it was everywhere What a fucking first world problem . Nah , genesis reminds me too much of Phil Collins You sound like the mrs and I ! Want pizza , but no $ ! Hate rent ! Stupid co worker bitch ! ! ! ! ! We should kneecap her ! ! ! You need a permit to protest ? ? Wanted prime rib at a fancy restaurant . Ordered it medium rare ... got WELL DONE ... WTF ! ? I mean geez a cow died for this . It was the worst Sitting on the couch ..... Netflix DAT HALAK Seriously ! ! Kinda bs cuz the employers don't want to pay , but they want us to do like 4 times the work ! Haha I hope not .... exciting means getting a farmer yelling at me for some reason or another LOL I'm sorry for the timing of your work weekend ! Lucky ! and congrats ! the only thing my SO's friends give me are headaches She's got the MySpace angle going on .... This comic is poor / r / children has been banned You sound like a really smart , trustworthy , husband . How many ways could you say " go fuck yourself you self-righteous nutcase " in a reply note back .. Damn fine pussy Reddit has invaded my headspace Yeah .... Not all Christian's are smart . I thought I was posting in partyup Fuck off spammer . ┌ ∩ ┐ No we're not . So I have a question . If god loves everyone equally what happened to the homosexuals ? By Christianity's standards being homosexual is inhuman ... Creep out ... Guys who play magic the gathering ( stereotyping here , hang with me ) . I don't see ... How is that possible ? Skydiving ! ( used to anyway ... Oh god , Gengar " Pre owed " Not sure if D: or They all say that ... During a prep rally at school , we had a wrap eating contest . One kid was half way done his wrap and pukes , then * * continues * * to eat the vomit and the rest of the wrap ... She's only 14 ! And Favre still makes the list . You can thank all the Wes Anderson hipsters who get hards on over Bill Murray . Haha , so random ... lol no one will ever believe you I drive a Honda Accord . Nope but nice try ... This year ? Either way you say it ... ... Y'all knew the entire time ? ? I want bacon ! For some reason mine was purple . Yes . Yes you are . This time of the week again ? Okay , so I get downvoted because I'm 14 ? Real nice , reddit / r / Carsfuckingdragons do you mean this one Your horse is currently your boyfriend ! ? Um ... Thank god it's not Key Lime Air . " that's the best kiss I've had all day . " I have read this ! I was actually quite good My grandfather had the exact same figurine when we were growing up ! ! It was mixed in with his WW2 memorabilia ( basically stuff he took off of German soldiers Well it's not Sandy Sweet , I have an Esther Williams bikini , and I wish it was better-lined underneath the ruched part in the front , because sometimes that part rides up , and it's tan mesh underneath . For me , it would be that I really enjoyed keyboards . I don't see this " muscular drawing " everyone's talking about ...... Oh boy does that make me feel a lot better about today's game . Agreed , a shame about the gaming though . The connector will still come in handy when I'm cottage-bound this summer . Load some movies onto the ipad and plug it into the tv :) / firstworldproblems I've had a recurring pilonidal cyst for 7 years now , my last flare up was about 10 months ago . But it's always seemed to me that the remedy is worse than the disease , and seeing these pics scares the shit out of me > Looks more like a punch to me . and Hitler porn will only be a question of time ... Sexualized humiliation of a minor in front of the entire class . You have an ... odd ... definition of " best " . it took me a minute to realize that this was all about a level 30 you haven't met many Steelers fans then have you I bought some , but they just make my boobs look awkwardly pointy Never stare directly at it . One thing I learned from porn Honestly I just copy-paste . It's in my macros list , but it's the alt-number combo , which doesn't seem to always work on every site , but the Oh thank god ... wait wut What about novel ? I shoulda specified that * Don't shoot ! * I literally hated catcher in the rye .... I just don't really enjoy the " Classics " . " ... don't believe in doctors ... " This was one of the first posts I ever saw when I joined reddit The District of Columbia says Oh wow LOL how I am with movies and shows ! Read that one for seventh grade English .... finished it about two months before the class ..... How old is this person ? Exactly ! Just look at history ! ! ! Has anger ever led to more understanding ? ! Maybe once in awhile but not regularly Rega also says not to clean surface dust off your records Usually cuz the movie is very lackluster compared to our moving brain pictures ! Never thought I'd see Thomas the Train's O face . Never ever go away , ಠ_ಠflower , I don't want to Is your username really your phone number ? Haha they still exist ...... I think He said pseudo-celibacy , kids ! you don't ... How the hell did Sandra get knocked out by Rob Cesternino ? is WTF really your initials ? Nice try , Bachmann . Really ? Always ? oh naw that's just wrong Funny , I loved that episode and wound up a drummer as well . I listened to How to Save a Life by the Fray and just realized it was about a person committing suicide I read that as " following a 6 year dry spell " and had to do a double take ... Yeah , what kind of person kicks a ball ? Yea , trying to get used to appendix . Seems to work at 4 o clock well enough . The thing about appendix is getting used to both barrels side by side Now we just need the same gif but only from the waist up ... I hate the people who got hired years ago when a GED was not a requirement . With that title i was prepared for something with taric ... Now where did I put my glasses ... ahh , Sounds smart . Like overdue food at the counter . ( not that i eat that mind you Our chocolate lab is afraid of bones Wasn't Britney Spears like sixteen when she got big on the music stage ? My middle name is Jesus I've seen better acting in Tommy Wiseau's ' The room ' Is that a tattoo above her vaginal area ? An I'm sorry about the situation .... and the working out LOL Searched for MRSA on Google Images . Oh the regret ... There's no pic ... " While your here , can you look at my computer it's been acting weird " . This , every time I go to anyone's house with a computer ... Ha you and me both sweety ! You and me both ! Stupid California ! ! ! Chocolate , with chocolate frosting , and chocolate filling ...... The coast and forests are amazing .... the state laws regarding certain things seem ridiculous tho . You can't open carry ANYWHERE , but you can get a CCW license easy peasy Eh .... I'm not big into reaping karma ...... It pisses me off here lol but all mine and my wife's family are here .... No idea why someone downvoted you for giving an honest opinion . While on the phone with the Lifeproof customer service they said they could ship me another case right away . As if getting another one quickly would somehow help my situation , ugh . I asked the rep what I was supposed to do with the case in the style of a 5 year old . Confused , they started to give me detailed installation instructions for when it arrived . I've looked at a couple of pawn shops but either the guitars were in really bad condition or the guy would up the price a ton when they saw how excited I was to see one in good condition . Wife slu material Well that was disappointing . It was full price He probably wasn't supposed to squeeze whatever it was , but was it actually a boil ? Maybe I missed something , but it seemed to escalate from one boil going away to another boil reappearing in the same place to one image of 5 + lesions on his back : did we get exactly what is was ? Surely OP will deliver ... Yeah , with the current clone army that would really be a problem ... * Gandhi . I'm looking at you too , all four other replies Non l'ho capita Of course the queen is a hoe I hate level grinding to get my last trophy for killing a legendary dragon Making racist / sexist jokes isn't what makes a party fun I read dolphins I had a soldier switch to pickaxe mid-uber . What did you get shot with Best sex of your life was with a condom on Good question . FUCK YOU I'M NOT GOING TO NOW 9 planets but I live in fredericton A lot of people also seem to think electrohouse is Dubstep . Is Jak 3 almost 10 years old ? That pop bottle is empty too . It clearly contains no sugar " Darrell ... SO annoying I'm sure . Is that a fapkin in the floor ? Mine only records two . That Alex Smith is the answer I .. I don't think ... wat I want pizza ! No $ tho ! ... What if he * was * an alien . I remember thinking Sal was a douche , but now ... It sure seems like Artie gets the The theory based in science is unscientific " Solid State Drive drive " you're stupid £ 10 each or £ 20 for all three . Only 10 years ....... I'm so pissed ! ! ! ! I have no $ ! ! ! ! Haha seven cents won't go far Wtf is this ! ? ! I know whats going on .... Stopping for the backpack ..... Shiiiiiiit . But ..... I have to get up then I'm full from pizza , and watching dr who ..... damn daleks ! I'm literally watching dr who and had pizza lol super exciting Actually yea . I would be in support of the name change too . Next class stand up and yell " grungy goats " so I know who you are . Lol Similar story for me except I captured my mouse with peanut butter in a water bottle and then filled the bottle up with my other " spit " bottle for dipping . War man ..... fucking war . It looks dead ... Cute , but dead Mostly ... That looks like a man's chest with overly large areolas . ... I will downvote it It can be wish listed ? ! A small size one , apparently . For some reason . " Poop Balls " I don't know why people are acting like I said all the people with the very most karma have allcaps names . Especially * in reply * to a comment where I said ' I never said they have the * most * , just lots ' . I stared at this for five , goddamn minutes , trying to find whatever the hell was wrong . " No , the score there is 68 , can't be that ... No , that score doesn't seem importa - oh hey , that tab Never tried the sea salt one , but white chocolate should just be called its real name , dog turds So jealous ..... also cuz you look like an assassin ! Reminds me of the " bacon bits " I picked up on sale this weekend . No meat , " textured soy product " Dear god , source Look at her feet I suppose this figure also depends on how many vaginas you plan to dislocate . I had a guy sign the slip without filling in the lines and then hand me cash . He was my 10th delivery ever , and I very awkwardly said " Oh do you want to fi-oh nevermind ... I won't write anything in " hurrrrr duhrrrrrrr 500 .... Mb .... is this what you did when you logged on pve next to me in AF ? I love the look JR gives Stoudemire . Oh , how cute . You don't understand what etc means , nor how much processing power running multiple instances of Windows under a host can actually use . Wait , that isn't even cute Of all the posts she could have found I work part time at a supermarket and after bagging some junkfood / snacks , I jokingly said to one of my female coworkers how absurd eating disorders are since food is just * so good * . Who knew she struggled with bulimia a few months prior ? According to Mothership Zeta , it was the aliens . This wouldn't cath the white girl I'm after . This is the second time in five minutes I've seen that gif . Directed by Uwe Boll . This post is on / r / 3DS for a reason . I wonder how you know of these things Why not alien blue Better to use the exact same tone of voice : i didnt say you were criticizing ? OFC i want things that benefit me ... why would i want things that dont benefit me I convinced someone in my high school that hitler was our president I accidentally bout an ebook ( one-click ) and took our account to two bucks less than rent ..... on the first of the month I especially upvote her stuffs because there is a phantom on the loose I have no idea . While reading the original post , I could not imagine how one could possibly be fat enough to lose food items in one's rolls . But 600 pounds ? Alright ... I guess I could see that . Yes , I'm sure that congress has slashed " the breakfast budget . " That's an actual strip mine , not an in game image . Well over 50 clicks . Dude every time , Alien Blue and Safari . Why are " fuck " and " Bungie " right next to each other ? No puedo evitar preguntarme cuánto se invirti ó en el " dise ño creativo " de esta campa ña This makes sense . Wow , that's actually really good . I work a mile from their warehouse and it took a month for them to prepare my order for pickup ! Is this ever going to go away ? So ... Much ... Cringe ... Those look like some special eyes ... Ya I think you are right . Sad thing is I have a virology midterm Thursday . I should have known that Why ... ? ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your Yes , modern parenting techniques have done so very much to improve the behavior of our youngest generations . Apart from than it's from a repost This is also how mom taught me discipline lol Dat ass Somebody is getting a unicorn T-shirt from Amazon . Haha , I'm glad someone else found that statement hilarious . I'd like to shout " Shut up , Meg " at Mila Kunis . Then do other stuff to her . > Vagina I don't trust anything that can bleed for 6 years and not die I'll tell you what I told him : t ( Minnesota trees ? those eyes I saw it and was like Hey guy , why did you open this ... How many fingers do you have ? The Walking Dead is a comic to television show that follows the lives of a group of people living in the zombie apocalypse . That's brilliant ! I love the smoke , I never would have thought of that . Very nice picture . The exact opposite of But flash zurgz I am that banana in the background I can tell you're joking but for the life of me can't imagine why * All * up in it ... yeah I think he will end up buried , wearing the damned thing This was posted like 2 days ago with a different title . He said he's " 32 " Umm .... Russia . All of it . With one nuke I'm a mainlander and I still have no idea how they got to that point in the WBC Aaaaand I'm done with Reddit for the day ... time to actually do my homework . Plot twist : * momoichigo is Asian * Thought I was in circlejerk . This is not the movie I thought it was going to be ... I started saying guac for guacamole just to piss my buddy off , but it backfired and now I can't stop calling guac . Oh , gosh , it's number 1 , too . Sometimes it should be awkward , incestboner The problem I had with the dark knight rises is the logic . Bane beats the shit out of batman ... then hauls his crippled ass to the " worst hell on earth " which is complete with food , cable TV , a doctor , and a clear exit . Then the prison doctor hangs batman on a rope and punches him in the back repeatedly like he's fucking rocky . Somehow that fixes his back . Then batman does some push ups and completely destroys bane .... I didn't like Big Red in the first place ( it reminds me of old people ) , but it's now taken on a whole ' nother meaning . Wait aren't you the guy with cumbox ? Idk how this happened but when we went to get a new computer somehow my dad ( who doesn't even know how to turn one on ) took charge . We now have a Dell No , it's not " Your hands are as smooth as a baby's dick . " Young , single , men specifically ? And their cousin Combobreaka God fucking damnit . Done for the night . I ... I guess I just never thought about it 2:54 am EST , I just received my email ! About damn time . Well , off to bed while this installs Yes . I'm currently replying to him Red and purple need to switch You assume wrong sir . No Collector's Edition ? Oh oh To avoid " poor " avoid casino That fucking game in Mario Party where you need to destroy the controller . Why was it even created ? NSFL more like Nooooos my comment idea . I find your lack of pyrovision goggles disturbing You are my master now . Instead of understanding WHY the employees are " slacking " , let's just assume they are children who need supervision . This is actually the best way to go about making egg rolls if you're regularly busy . It's mostly prep that's the most time consuming . There's plenty of work to be done and with everyone pitching in , it cuts the time down tremendously and is a pretty fun social activity . We do this with egg rolls & sushi . But you all messing with weird fillings is just blasphemous Oh here we go with this again . Get ready to see this post , plus about 50 [ FIXED ] posts in the next couple days . Thanks , OP . As someone living in Australia I am very happy about it too . I hope this inquiry goes into other sectors of the economy as well . Some Holden cars for instance are cheaper in the US than in Australia , where they're made Aw didn't realize up votes get removed when you edit a post . ... big and fat ... All the whippersnappers on here think reddit invented Apple has a list of all stolen equipment and can track it down by IP address I guess I will be playing for Demacia . In going to answer your question with a question : how DON'T you explain that ? Deep breath ........... perch è parli con una tale autorit à , quando , ovviamente , sappiamo cos ì poco ? Should have made the kid drawing a gun and trying to put it to standard use case , like say , putting it with a drawn police officer or soldier . We all know how some Oh wow so fit . And tight I hope it won't feel so awkward when I get to see them Saturday TIL " atheism " is a psychological term of art . Haha brooo he gave me that TR with GOON tag Same ... Used Ghostery for a while myself until I learned that Ghostery itself actually tracks you * * I was eating an ice cream sandwich while reading this . Amazing what sleep deprived dyrus is like Yeah . We'd stand there and he'd flip through all these pictures of girls who had sent him nudies . Then later had the gaul to ask why I wouldn't give him " a chance " . Because he as " such a good guy " . I think I posted day one and day two ? I was busy with other things , I'm sure you understand Ah yes , a Liberal Arts degree ; you're qualified to do anything . I had to take an Amtrak bus one time and my friend bought the ticket for me but he didn't realize they put his name on the ticket I had to use . Benjamin . So as I hand the driver my ticket he goes " your name is Benjamin " You'd support an oppressive government in order to stave off censorship ? No gorilla here . Just hairy . I'm a man.some real men come with hair Way to make yourself hated , drake you asshole This needs to be tagged If that's what they meant by " disturbing content " , I'm hurling myself out of a window . Fuck those things . Weird boner I'm a guy And the rich are bitching about raising the capital gains tax to match even the lowest tax bracket applying ; if it aint white , it aint right ... i stopped reading after that Did you submit that post from an android device ? Cause my nexus 4 does that " my " / " NY " bullshit word swap with every second sentence I write . Android users , you can keep your shitty autocorrect . One less thing to consider copying over to iOS Damn Im slow ... hahaha good one ! And I'm not sure if that guy was trying to Sheldon , He was just kind of making me do this : And teeth ... If you read my post you would've seen where I stated I had 1 bad ram slot leaving me only 1 good slot hence me asking if my MacBook would accept a single 4gb stick . I can't put 2 sticks in .... And the first thing he does is pose for a picture ? I love that cat's face in the last picture . " She looks under age . Clever title .... for a repost After that preview for next week , for sure . TIL : redditors don't fucking read . / You should prolly start beating her . His pikachu failed to beat a young snivy at the beginning of the Black and White episodes after it beat a Darkrai and tied with a Latios in the Sinnoh League 4 episodes earlier . Reddit never bought me a steak .... N-No . That's not my mom . Am I the only one who noticed her overly-average sized bulge Wusa is saying unscheduled leave or telework and they will make a closure decision a 4am I live in Baltimore a major city , damn close to the Capitol . Haven't increased speeds since 2005 Eff it dude . Go for it . Least that could happen is nothing at all . Just don't be needy . You got this bro It is now where have YOU been ? I clicked and was like , " wow , feet that close up normally make me feel nervous , but he has nice feet " and then I saw the piggy that went to market Relevant username ... ? Now I noticed ... 1 ) hmm that reminds me of the scene from Breaking Bad ... * movin ' on * 2 ) guy says something about his username being Walter White ... ( I'm like bullshit , ... oh ! It is ! Damn you reddit ! So YOU broke it ! To the fap cave ! ! ! We had to live in our apartment for one month after our lease was up . Our rent was normally $ 849 and the one extra month was $ 1400 . Not the point of this sub . Cooked bacon in a pack ? I was 8 before Pokemon hit the US . Are they the ones working on all the updates ? Cause man , those guys rock . Your sister has nutella tits ? Too much Pudi AAAaaaannd now I have that song in my head ... I made it halfway the other day then had to stop . That looks particularly uncomfortable Then it wouldn't be called a snowman would it Fuck yeah ! And fuck you DeBoner ! Start him ! Requests like this are what's wrong with the franchise . People will always torrent - even though they don't realize it's the easiest way to get caught . Many years ago at college for the wireless you had to login with your username / password which included your student id . Needless to say that didn't stop people from torrenting I saw a black lady being denied a taxi because it would make the seat dirty . Nice tits .. Your boss comes in .. For example .. Kristy .... Kristy what are you going , as you put everything away in time . Good well come help me with this paper after . Before he leaves if you ever need anything in your private life let me know smiles and leaves Ahahah . Wounldnt that be great script this .. Very nice jugs working lady .. " * Drill a hole * " I was curious , the low on the day of the 2001 Iron bowl was 50 degrees ... 50 ... Ma i Grillini non dovevano sostituire lo sporco e lo schifo della politica con qualcosa di grandioso ? I love how your comment history went from pleading and reasoning with punners - e . g . " All of you need to stop this . " and " oh man . come on now . " for the first six weeks , and for the last two weeks , just " I'm 35 and 170 pounds Each of those boxes surrounding ( urghhh .. ) Quick Lee ( Ive got a month and a half . But that's because I haven't taken a vacation in two and a half years Just because Starbucks tears up my insides , it doesn't mean it's a knife . Not always . It's one of the few grammar rules I always seem to remember , for some reason ಠ_ಠ I've seen things , Mr . Queen My scales did this for absolutely no reason the other day ( they're not electronic , just gravity ) . I dropped half a stone in like 2 days and I was like " Why the fuck are you eating other peoples french fries You do realize that native americans are different from the several different types of natives from Siberia right ? Such as ... Samoyeds , Mongoloids , etc . And what I was saying is that it is much more likely that they bred with the indigenous in Siberia rather than North America . BEAT HAZARD ULTRA Low of 46 , 1.03 inches of rain , max wind of 8 MPH ... still , This is sick . YOU SICKEN ME ! That zoo looks pretty creepy .... He ... misspelled torches . Oh , I love the idea of it , that is until we all end up crammed in the same spawning area shooting the crap out of each other as we show up . How fucking stupid are you ? I have no clue . Where are your gone wild posts ? For Fuck's sake , pawnage tool on iPhone 5 ? Hi high school teacher here ! ! ! I've had a very uneventful pregnancy , except for the 1 week bed rest . My kids are very interested in my bump and invite themselves to the baby shower that I never talk about ( idk ) . Most if the time my kids are great , but this week one of my students told me that I'm so hormonal and this is worse than me being on my period You could have totally turned this into a Momento-type situation . Huh , you had the normal friends then , one of mine had a crush on Nanaki Yeah because diminishing government power and deregulating industries has historically been a great idea ... well , then thank you ..... I think .... When growing up i always wanted to be a firefighter / emt . After i got out of college and didn't want to end up going into the CGI field i went and started my schooling for emt then moved on to fire . Am now a happy employed firefighter currently studying to get his medic . My guidance counselor thought i would be good at only one thing construction . Well Fuck you buddy and in some songs they say " the negro hiding in the woods " Please keep the discussion friendly . As someone whose name is Jameson , this is very disturbing . Every one of those was purple Being asked A / S / L on AOL The intro to pokemon yellow were Gary steals your starter and your screwed with a pikachu .... Oh my Only in Seattle ? ! Well , the on e thing you do have in common with them is your right to be honored and respected on your choices and your sexual preference by other that do not share it ... The smells ... Gettin ' real tired of your shit , Princess Leia Put a $ 100 bill and see what happens . Or a sock . How the magnets work That was the first thing that popped in my head too That winky face makes me feel like you lied Looks like George / Oscar Bluth with a spray-on tan . It was probably fucked up by the time they found it . NO . Gee sorry i know how a credit card works . you * did * ask ... The real cringe is the Mariners hat . fuck .. you .. so much ... The thought there was amazing . I totes understand your song choice . Whoever made this sun reedit is an ignorant fool ... Or a troll ... What if this is the prompt > Are you watching me , Deimorz ? Your karma whoring is not accepted So are you saying that when I die I will have a boner ? As a Washingtonian ... For 20 minutes Lower 48 , eh ? Are you a fellow Alaskan ? I've got my eyes on you , RedAero , I know what you're up to . I tried 3 1mg Melatonin at 11pm , finally sleepy at midnight . Had a very restful sleep for 2 hours and gave up . So I had some warm milk and an ambien at 2:30 . I think after hubby goes off to work later this morning I am going clean the house from top to bottom . Bake him his favorite cheesecake and then spend several hours on the stamina bike and elliptical . Maybe that will have me sleepy enough to zonk out tomorrow night . I am sorry , because I do not have anything to offer , but I do believe that a general response to this whole thread should be - First thing I thought of as well . Do it * * now * * Unrelated : your username is really creepy to me . The word * maw * and the phrase * gaping maw * just give me the cringes and the creepies . Now add the concept of * void * to the word * maw * for me and you have now guaranteed I'll have nightmares tonight ! I was just about to go to sleep ... I guess I don't need to . What's wrong with you ? Good answer . Also reminds me of how any time a fat friend of mine starts working out , they always are remarkably surprised by how strong their legs are . Why is she wearing no pants in the back of a pickup WAT ? Kim Jong Un Bugs Bunny ? So telling a guy on the Internet to shove his gesture into his sphincter is your rebuttal ? How on earth did you get a job at 13 ? I absolutely hate going into the jails . DCJ is worse than TGK . I always feel like I'm going to get sick as soon as I am there . Even if it is staged , someone still did it Oh my god thank you , yes ! Dunno where I got sphere from ... She was 9 . Sperm in a bowel ? I've got a lady boner as well . This is sad , doesn't belong in WTF , and that " someone you know " would probably not appreciate this . This song is only two years old ... Hand getting .. Is that a question ? " Finished and balanced " are indications / measurements of quality , not preferences . Zach Braff , I have to settle a score with you : Scrubs made me spent a year of voluntary service at our local hospital - it was pretty intense , and not at all funny ! Never mind . My work's wifi uses websense which blocks your repo as ' sex ' Keep your fetish to your self man Yeah , there's a baby stuck in the filter Who are you ? That leg ..... ........ Funky Four times the liquid . That kid's leg ... I hope your shit isn't liquid . I have one of these . We started getting paper plates and solo cups .. but now the trash is always overflowing Glue ? i'm mad as fuck after reading this . you got my bro support in dealing with it East Vineland ... near the Millville border I literally just did this : I wanted to investigate and prove you wrong , but his accout is an hour old This place looks like a not-fun version of / r / BraveryJerk Yeah , wtf is it with the downvotes , you just called a 8 year old a cunt . > Yeah , wtf is it with the downvotes , you just called a 8 year old a cunt . I'll start picking up my hair ties That was a distinction made by the OP , who is apparently not very bright . Because I have a HUGE say in what goes on in the US . well that ... and monsters Oh , feminism You better ? , this has happened to me before also , did you get to high . It happens a hot dog Reminds me of Ted the Caver I assume that now anyone complaining loudly about budget irregularities will be * * * " Shushed ! * * * * He mentioned that . Hell yeah Either joking or I've tried this plenty of times but every time the result is that about 30 seconds later I wake up and an hour or more has passed ... Dear god There's always one letting it all hang out . How did you know that I am 25 ? Ask your mom if she gave you up . In general ; people are stupid . mfw when my name is Lori and my boyfriend's name is Ben . Pepsi is even worse than Diet Coke Twenty Floridas lined up significantly makes my arms tight . Be all right with me buying this shirt , because it needs my body . Shapes . Twelve of them lines up like the Floridas , only these somewhat resemble my breath when I ate a number that one time . Yeah , but that way it prevents piracy . Take your finger off the trigger / r / dota 2 is slowly transforming in / r / tf2 : a place about drops , trades and hats Touch é OP , touch é .. The day someone has finally called me out as a Redditor 4x4 non-animal style ? Yeah ... the folder is aptly-named . I wish I could delete them , but they gotta stay there to help remind me what is okay and what definitely should be kept to myself . The green stuff is what came out ... I ... somehow never thought of this . did anyone else hear Javale call it Shaq and Coon I guess the ol ' slipped in the wrong hole trick doesn't work when the roles are reversed Oh my gosh , I would have no idea how to react to a comment like that ! I'd have prolly just been what a bunch of cunts and i went to high school with both of you as well . I've toyed with public class ಠ_ಠAttribute so I can denote code I don't like with a [ i fuckin would buy some of them and then buy a aquarium so they are able to live more than 2 months godamit ...... thats probably about as sexy an airplane as i can imagine .... Not sure if you're serious considering I dont have a science course When comes the fucking other picture ლ ( I don't understand the downvotes for medym . The bio is relevant information and the comment is germane and non-partisan . What is the problem ? Are you people voting against being informed ? I'm sorry , but uhhh . That font Not anymore you're not I'd like to do this with like a posse of tough as nails yakuza born and bred Asian chicks . They would be naked too , but each with their own signature weapon , for ninja turtle like nostalgia cross Asian mafia fetish ^ I love that alien Blue has " He mentions having illegal fireworks > don't worry , me too ... well , at first it was ' oh god , why Couldn't spell out entire word . That's my cousin . No . Just no . We all get it , but this thread is about supporting him , not trashing him . This week has been a killer in Melbourne . Straight 30 + until next Thursday when it hits 40 ! Then 23 the day after I just want a good solo superman story ! ! Very bland spaghetti with meat sauce . Sorry sir you must have mistaken me with someone else Thrift shop just came on and the two sorority girls I am with just starting singing at the top of their lungs . That wasn't mucus . no she didn't . this came as a poster with every single copy of halo 3 Oooooh yes , stacking curses were * soooooo * much fun There exists a flash game where Link fucks Midna , and Navi buzzes around ... watching . And there's a secret mode where he turns into Wolf Link eughhhh 4chan scars . Lorem ipsum . :) Had a similar dream a few weeks ago where I was asked to read paragraph from a textbook . While reading I noticed that the words didn't make any sense , said that out loud and laughed . Didn't get lucid . I too saw the top comment . OCD much ? ? ಠ_ಠ Who is this guy Oh my And then stopped I didn't know they were alive in that jar stop frustrating yourself with this sad excuse for a bad habit ಠ_ಠ I'm so sorry that you tore your scrotum . ... for under $ 30 ? I went back to see how badly he misspelled alarm ... Clean ? What exactly did you * do * with them ? GOOD . Ooooh , you told me by voiding your own analogy ? Are you really telling me I answered an askreddit question incorrectly ? She put a bag on your head ? Nice try NASA . I accidentally read that as " She likes to shit on her big brother " I'll be honest .. it's hard to take you serious when the majority of your posts are about My Little Pony and My Little Pony Alcoholics . or doing gay drugs Wtf woman , show us the jeep But not a suspension right ? I love me a Goosebumps fan . pan out to fat person watching pawn stars First rule of fight club ... don't say Anyang about fight club Rectenna ? Really ? I was with you until you started talking prices You can * think * that , but you shouldn't * say * that . Maybe you should rethink any family vacations with dad ... just incase . Random guy at the end is my mate Challenge Accepted DAMN IT ! Lol . Damn . Wish you picked a different number . Same here ! I was like Please , for the love of all things holy , pull up your pants ! ┌ ∩ ┐ ( Fuck that movie . I did not want those feels on my anniversary . But one of the articles of faith state that one must obey the laws of the land . Being here illegally is a pretty serious law to be breaking . Yet another way this church completely contradicts itself . Alligator clips ? That's the first time I've heard suicide cords discussed as " safe . " There's a spectrum , from mild to wild , as with other activities or fetishes . I'd say I'm turned on by the milder side of w / s , definitely not into the wilder side myself . Have never done anything you could call w / s with a guy , unless getting a peek of a bro taking a leak in the woods is water sports . You've got to hide them from the world , without letting them know they're sheltered . That's the real skill . The yellow ranger seems to be doing something else too I have 2k + hours on MH1 and probably 1/3 that on Tri and I was no where near anything considered a high hunter level I had a bunch of guys living above me with get this ... 2 basketball nets and several basketballs . Stop deleting your old threads and stick to the 24 hour rule . So ... Just posting all your uncles vehicles ? Tie knot suggest applicant spends too much time on reddit . Do not hire . Or you could've just kept the pike beam or bought any other weapon . But I guess you just take pleasure in watching your loyal crew die Bellyflop into snow , good way to break your neck No , I feel I should be entitled to medical and educational systems . " im " Yeah . It's best to sweep tragedies like this under the rug instead of remembering the victims ... A company that makes candy , making nail polish that guy @ left corner I first read this as my dead sister-in-law . " Oven Magnets " ? Dafuq did I just read ? The game is almost 5 years old , and the character was hardly essential . I can't even begin to describe how boring that was . Out of stock ..... This isn't shitty 1 . Comments that use Just curious , why don't you like * " Two hours " * After 2 posts I still have no idea what you're trying to say My hotel What did you expect ? DUDE FUCK OFF I LOVE PSYCODUCK DONT INSULT THE HOLY DUCK BRO NOT COOL AGGOT CHOKE ON A DICK DUMBASSED SHIT ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I hate when people use it in inappropriate situations . Like when somebody says " I threw up yesterday " and then someone replies with " My mother threatened to do this , since I won't give her grand kids ... > Horse Lover ... Since when is a jock doing the same thing EVERY TIME classed as dancing . Do you even So , there's never an appropriate time to use " He keeps Mexicans in there this ain't a graph analysis essay Does the anesthesia make you arbitrarily capitalize words like " oral surgery " ? You better watch out , You better not cry , You better not pout , I'm going in dry This doesn't pass the smell test . It really bothers me that he used rose art crayons to make this . Ah I'm sorry Where's the UNSEE button ? Can anyone please help me ? And i thought that some how-adorable-wanna-cuddle-the-shit-outta-you comments was creepy , but this .. Awww my dear , dear friend ...... Start off doing pretty well .... but then ... oh wait I know that one but cant spell it , lemme just check my iTunes ... goddamnit iTunes has crashed I'll just google it ... * about a dozen other songs since played whilst trying to remember that one particular one * ... ragequit Burn em both to be safe ? I'm sorry to hear about his grandma :( hope he's doing ok . Ad that sounds awesome tho ! We're still waiting on our refund Meglio un / r / italy dove devo perdere 2 secondi per dare un downvote al link verso " uomini e donne " che un / r / italy dove posso vedere soltanto ciò che piace a te Dude , the feels I have for you . I almost killed a few bitches yesterday at Walmart . I know not quite as traumatic as your days , but I hate when they font know how the fuck lanes are supposed to work in a fuckin store ! this just reminds me of the I like eggs chick from the Amanda show .... ಠ_ಠB / A / Z / O / O / P / E / R Yeah . It is . Who has a mousepad anymore ? " Redditor since 2007 " 1 year club badge on profile . Suspended for stopping a bully ? What . The . Fuck . Just terrafo .... Oh wait . I tried trolling my friend who is the resident at our local club , asking for trap music , but then he played it . I haven't seen my boyfriend since September . As someone living in California it definitely sketches me out when people say " it's not even like NK could get a nuke to the USA ! Well , they could probably hit the west coast " So let me put this in perspective here ... you have children of your own and you posted a picture of a balloon that looks like a boob to / r / wtf ? Not only is this the wrong subreddit , you're an adult . No need to thank me . Someone's never used a 360 controller on their PC ... I'm not going to spell out my résumé for you . I know who I am and what I do and a bully like you won't intimidate me . I could tell you all about my years of experience or blah blah blah , but it's meaningless in an anonymous Internet forum . I'm done talking to you . That's what I'm going through right now . Broke up with girlfriend first ( she was not supportive at all , and would tell me to snap out of it whenever I started to feel anxious I read " obviously attractive monkey . " Sir , i think your coffee wants you to put it out of it's misery . Is that even coffee There's no pic ... Jesus fucking Christ why is it always a major blood vessel Oh you only have wide ruled . > MAIL " Literally " Well deportivo is clearly trying to waste time ... It really is odd . It's like silicone . I uhhh have heard . Why would you browse that in the first place ? Is there any way I can get a porno playing picture-in-picture with the stream ? There's no pic ... Great Now I have to get a new cat Don't fuck it up We all know what a primary school is . My ear started itching ... My backpack is literally 6ft and I want a bag of peanut butter m & ms that are currently residing in it ! I didn't know it was dinner time cuz the damn sun is still out That monster did he say chink ? Texas ! Any of the text based games . JUST OPEN THE GOD DAMN GATE WITH YOUR SCREWDRIVER ALREADY . Wut , dude , stop talking shit , are you losing face just because she's higher " ELO " than you ? Because it totally looks like that , go dig a hole and hide in it . ლ ( Nope , haven't seen them play since they beat us 4-1 last month what ... what * do * you beat it to ... I mean , at least a good half of that show is battle cry's and screams ... As the child of a single mom who worked three jobs to support my sister and I , I can confirm how rare sleepovers actually were . Before any of you say she was probably getting banged and I never realized , I slept in my mom's bed with her ( we couldn't afford another room / bed ) so I think I would be the first to know if she was banging people in our bed Did anyone else notice the face next to the guy on the lower balcony ? ! ? ! Whoa .... I read your name as " lanza " before I even saw the post I don't , either . Every thread Why do you have this all thought out ? Since his " career " seems to be videowhoring said 4 kids to pedos and creepy middle school girls , I don't know whether I see that as a good thing Am I the only one here who likes chimchar I was watching that movie Four Brothers with Mark Wahlberg on BET today and they were interrogating this thug and I'm pretty sure he really says " Man that shit was bootleg like a motherfucker ! " But the edited it and he said " Man that stuff was bootleg like a mudslide ! " I was like Thats exactly the thing you're waiting for .... Nice pose I got gold by battlecruiser rushing I learned that from close-up shots in porn A cashier once ran outside to stop me filling up . I drove there . Pose for stock photo . Wind up plastered on the floor of a public toilet . more like Way to go , cool guy . What . The . Fuck ? That's a lot of fingers on the trigger , too . The Kanto region was the worst . So many pokemon always used poison sting . It was so fucking annoying He told me to hold my ceremonies on his dick once . Haha xD We always do that now . Whenever we're talking about playing defense . They say " Bro , timmies_addict , you have to play D ... * hard * " I look at them like Somewhat worse than the coke I left on the roof once . * how have you never heard of Bob Ross ? HOW . * ITT I learned that most people can't hold their pee . Oh really ? Maybe I should post this story in a thread about being an over protective dad . Gottcha . And yeah me too watched it three times ... finaly went ( MXN $ 12 for a taco ! ? ! Yet the government claims there's no inflation Your hand looks insanely big As a former cashier / stocker of CVS ( read : Come Visit Steal ) during my high school years , I can honestly say I never once encountered this problem at our store or our sister stores . However , the amount of loading trucks backing into our buildings shooting for the loading area was ridiculously high . Get your act together semi drivers Dick Cheney Nope just my fat fingers and inability to read . To smell it you have to inhale it . Jessica = I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about .. > I don't think anyone here just wants to arbitrarily knock OP's dick in the dirt . I still think we're kind of stunned at the parameters . Hey man , you trying to start something ? This was a Dolan , or vice versa . Maybe it's her name ? Story of my life . I have to get back in our patch closet to clean up the mess after I already spent 12 hours tidying up . I expect you to reply Umm ... Buttdog has no response I lost my big sister to children . We were supposed to go to Europe together Your watching kiss x sis A beautiful corvette with unlimited gas I'd pay for ... But you can never turn the heat off of full blast . I really hope the parents weren't the ones uploading the video Trundle flair relevant Don't mess with Texas . How far along are you ? 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Not that I'd go looking No . * Absolutely fucking not * . Thats fishnet . Not lace . Though , yes , Ash is typically the one to use the Pokedex , I think that showing him checking a Pokemon he already knows a lot about is more confusing than having a woman check it instead i think you forgot to put a few " le " s into your sentence , a few They need to start arresting all those stoners that are legally smoking weed ! Then all our problems will be solved and the prisons will go back to being overcrowded ! ! ! You take a picture of some frat boys now and they'd all be wearing super low V-neck shirts and holding a red plastic party cup with a special date rape cocktail in it for all the special ladies out there . Waaaaaaay better than honey boo boo The Bucs won . Ok so I'd do my gender swap OUTSIDE of that time Fapping fun , ball shots not fun ! Yes , clearly education is the problem . I'd be too frightened of my netherbits bleeding for a week ..... Wtf would be a * * 10 * * then ? ! Go try some of our craft beer ! Hey I was taught to ALWAYS wear fresh undies in case you die for some reason ...... My co-worker likes to go on about how pills are bad , and homeopathy and herbs are all you need , whenever someone brings up the topic of mental health meds . Have they ever tried to adjust their bits and hurt themselves by pulling to harbor moving too roughly ? ! my wife laughed ass off as I was sitting on the couch doubled over in pain after one such mishap The dresser ? I'm a dude ... 26 .... no kids ..... smokin hot wife .... and I feel sex most of the time is just TOO much work :/ but then I get I . Those moods where I just wanna hump her until my dick explodes ( literally and orgasmically ) ! We've been married 2 of the 4 years we've been together , if your twats broken , my cock is too ! Not while swinging it around ..... but before I lived alone I would walk around my parents house naked when nobody was home ..... and I turned to fast whilst still half asleep ..... I just can't process how bacon vape would taste like . You think you can put it into words for us ? And don't say it tastes like bacon .. Are those just motion activated lights ? I don't understand what's so crazy about this ? Oh dear ! ! ! Get doors ! ! ! I couldn't stand not having doors This . Times a million . They need to bring back Vicki from small wonder See I do boxers with gold bond I know the feels Yeah , why the heck don't they just tell you what you're watching And they've * * sold two of them * * since you posted . Down vote because its my wedding song and I wanted to show it to my wife This is stupid ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ wh ... what do you guys want ? I just got done watching the latest episode . I'd have shot the governor no hesitations had i seen him there Pretty sure it's minecraft , and made for a mobile wallpaper . Lol if I see someone looking kinda awkward at the light ill pull up and just stare Oh yeah , by 1945 Berlin was in a bloody golden age ... Well if God forbid my wife croaks I may have to stalk you a bit Nope . I don't really venture into any other subs .... except for gaming and randomactsofpizza LOL But those people being described should be shot Yeah but us cool peeps are down here ..... and you're stuck up there with the sparkly vampires Texas will be one of the last states to legalize Mary Jane ! They're more interested in guns and awesome bad ass movie theaters ( Alamo Draft House is the greatest place ) Don't look in the dark corner Awful . Just awful . So because my bathroom sink only has a hairbrush , floss , and hand soap I'm not a real woman ? Last I checked owning a vagina counts as being real . Oh no , there's nothing creepy about your headline OP . Nothing creepy at all . Am I the only one that thought the starburst weenie was a weird penis before I grasped the reference of scale ? " Tested " Seriously ? OP is a faggot . This is a repost Unless you can't wrap your arms fully around her ..... It was a joke . Apparently . > And even then , I'd look at the altered photo , and be like " Oh , yeah , I remember , I altered this , because of ... that ... person . Yea notice how most religious YouTube videos have comments and ratings disabled ... it's almost like they don't want anyone disagreeing with them ! I'm taking it literally MDC network security is so good they watch you sleep at night And after : So you were willing to pay 50 $ for 1 map ? Mine did when I was 5 I think such a thing as " sun poisoning " doesnt exist in Germany , I thought you made it up the goa'uld they are real Scottish ? SCOTTISH ? You're welcome ! It's ok , I get the hectic lifestyle myself ! Are you me ? ! From the future ? ! Don't be hating on Oak , he taught us to use a masterball on pokemon that are hard to catch : Like a Tentacruel or a Fearow . Well she wanted the D I just noticed that team rocket does the Nazi salute Immortal Sentry all in ... Mandy Goes to Med School by The Dresden Dolls . Shit's about enticing naïve pregnant women into your illegal abortion business I'm sorry , but are you trying to start an argument about nothing ? Bon app étit ... This is why I still avoid Android phones . The little details of quality are missing . I find their use of the word * Narutard * offensive Yeah , I played a long round and took out soooo many jets . I was puzzled at the end of the round showing that I only had 3 kills . Then it dawned on me . A couple days ago I went to check the weather , and then lost 20 minutes reading about the comet in view ... My dad and I went to see a show once , and there was an elderly couple there that thought we were married ... I was 13 I'm going to guess ET since no one else has yet ... Justin Bieber Ummm . Yeah . Sure . Okay . Dancing Queen - ABBA I don't have the habit of reading things in peoples voices , and I hadn't read any of your other posts in your voice .... but as soon as I read this I could have sworn I heard your voice behind me Various kinds of " Ost " apparently . Not one I personally said , but after acting for about 7 years ( amateur , mind you ) , my dad came to see a show I was in in the 12th grade and said " Wow , you were great . I didn't know you could act that well " Along the same line , I was introduced to The Police as a child , thanks to my awesome dad , and one of my favorite songs was Roxanne . As a child , I only really knew the chorus , but at about 14 , I paid attention to the rest of the lyrics , and surprise ! It's about falling in love with a prostitute Sahara Desert DAMN BASTARDS STEALING MY KIND FOR SCRAP METAL Looks like ( oh my god I can't remember the lions name ) Simba ? Is masturbating They can't be " super cereal " because sadly they have no cereal , my good sir Now we get to examine your bookshelf . Languages , homebrew , " godel , escher , bach " , all very good . ... Andrew Weil . FUCK YOU CONNER . IIRC the issue is caused by people editing their FOV and one of the devs or forum mods or some such dismissed the issue as unimportant because he said it was caused by " player meddling " . Because fixing the atrocious FOV they force on us is apparently meddling He should wash his jeans more often Uhhh ... There is no link to buy Free agency is stupid . I got Dirt 2 with my graphics card . Wow , Dirt 2 .. Crack open the champagne and fucking celebrate .. I was actually once yelled at by some random German lady for crossing while it was red . ( I'm American . ) And the cross street was even closed for construction . I begin to giggle and my left eye gets really twitchy . I'm partially blind in it so for some reason it just gets spazzy . So attractive ... OMG TIL WTF hahahaha ! omg hilarious and well suited for this subreddit ! Oh fuck you spammer ┌ ∩ ┐ Mine was also damaged ლ ( TWC with the porn intro music on that Dwight commercial Ring around the rosie the opening screen was terrifying That has to be one of my biggest ones too . I tend to swear at people who don't know how to use a turn signal ( Mine always used to look like dog shit Surely someone had said something similar about Sochi for the 2014 Winter Oympics . Those hands ... I said that ! He said it wouldn't be said in a negative way . Fucking ponies So accurate it's scary True story . I got pulled over . At my fathers house . And arrested . Becaaaaauuuuse .... A lady called the police saying she saw a motorcycle not going speed limit ( 55 mph ) and it happened to match the description of mine , a red one . Happens all the time to print collections . Especially with pictures of breasts . Chasing young people by calling home phone numbers rather than mobiles . Tell me about it ! Seems like someone on keto was trying to avoid just asking for meat and cheese . Holy shit I never thought about that I don't know , my app must have tricked me Bake brownies for everyone And he's wearing a wedding ring Me neither . That was really creepy . It has a toddler with her cleavage hanging out , totally awesome . What kind of porn do you watch ? I read that as " under your skin " and thought Exactly what happened to me . Worst of all is that I fully upgraded the whole building before realize Its " that kid with Tourette's " . But I think that's a bad thing . 3 times a week ? Jesus dude , well done . That's about as much as I get in 6mths . Orlando woot woot ! ! Wait we are talking about FL right ? They have the same exact challenge starting on Friday For some reason I read ' laptop ' as ' potato ' ... I'm a guy ....... Thanks for pointing that out Why did the autocorrect change " were " to " we're " ? Not sure if this counts but / r . / sexyabortions is a subreddit I refuse to even visit since I once clicked on a link someone posted because I thought it was a joke and IT WASN'T You forgot En dråpe er nok ... Since when did Alien Blue / Quick Meme have ads ..... Agreed ! I can understand when a freeway stops because of an accident , but for something like this ? Yep . Perhaps I was a bit over zealous in my young age . And perhaps I couldn't quite believe something so cool and fun and similar to bubble gum * wasn't * delicious . Ummm .... yours .... Oh god ... that face is just ... DAMN . All three NC presidents end up as Titans fans So no tits and no vag and still got sex I have been informed during the making of this that I should provide a " joke " . Instead I have decide to tell you we removed the word " Fucking " because it made all the others tiny . Yeah , I wake up to get some water or piss or something , I come back , and the poor girl is shivering in her sleep ! And she puts her cold fucking feet on my leg That's awesome ! I stopped sodas and junk because I'm too at risk for that kinda thing at 26yrs old Any game I played with my uncle Prostate ? Speaking from experience ? ! Okey dokey ! > " ... as long as you don't drink gallons of the stuff . " Per track ... Im still cleaning it off the wall I am on my iPad . not when you're stealing our women Lo más triste es que seguir án prefiriendo " Candy Crush " o el jueguito de moda en " Feishbol " Orange , but I'm dead set against it Ummm so ... about that black man being hanged Rarely enjoyable and mostly bizzare and random . Though they are rarely enjoyable that doesn't mean they are bad experiences . My dreams are just simply so bizzare and weird that the perfect way to sum up how I feel about them is : Yeah I've always wanted the autograph of some weird check that dresses up as video game characters instead of the autographs of the people that made my favorite game Bananas , Gatorade and dry Cheerios were the only things I could keep down when I had the stomach flu . Plus they don't taste bad coming back up Did they add the weird new flash stuff ( cloak aside ) or have I just missed it ? For how long have flashes had a shotgun ? I was thinking that same thing . 100k ? ლ ( nvm , i was poking around in the alien blue app in the comment thing and i pulled down the little tab and found it ... I was afraid to open this link , never have I been so right OP , please don't vandalize Wikipedia You mean you . I read that as In Elway we fucking thrust And that I have to give my name and email . It'll be a damn shame if the most anticipated game is in September . I can stop anytime ! I showed my friend how I got to the sub-reddits front page and she thought the picture was funny and now won't stop saying " nek minnit " Is she a Glee fan , too ? Effin ' Glee . It makes choir look much more fun than it actually is . But at least it gets kids interested in music . When I tell people I'm in a college choir , they ask me if it's like Glee . I don't have problems . Yeah , fuck your writing professor for messing up YOUR citations on YOUR written work . What a jerk ! So ... so many comments Wtf happened to your eye Me asombra tu conocimiento de trannies . Well , I'm still in high school , but my friends all joke that I'm going to grow up to be a serial killer . My coach even once told me " I wouldn't be surprised if like 7 years from now I turn on the TV and on the news I hear " Attorney RedditAcnt was found with the skeletons of 12 victims in his basement today " . They call me Sean Wayne Gacy Besides my Internet is freaking out right now , I can only load the messages part of reddit from my iPod and the download page for putty from my desktop ( the ssh client ) ... all other things aside , you guys know way too much about eachother You go straight to hell . that username ... Give me Mountain Dew ! ! ! Oh sorry .... I thought you were taking orders Thanks for the info . I know my familiars are stonger than my Party members because they only hit for 1 HP . Then the next game , you carried the team to a win . Yeah I know . I can't tell my coworkers that I'm going there because they'll try to get me drug tested when I get back . For wood , What is this I don't even Honestly , a down vote is probably appropriate . Unless you somehow find the look of disapproval funny or adding to conversation . In which case * An planet * ... If i were you , I'd give the map a different name ... You mean that stuff you use like Ritalin to go crazy and fashion new XM-based gadgets for the NIA ? Sure , Dr . Lyton-Wolfe ... happy to help . Shoulda used a better sauce ! I'm " The Big Lord " . Yeah , don't click that . Got Damn you Australia ... I first read this as " soup " instead of " soup . " I was skimming and I saw that you had to add lye into the soup . That is some weird soup Respect but I meant to write stoned . Way to reddit from the bar me He considers gay adoption ' child abuse ' You mean to say that google is only about the money ? Say it ain't so ! > If some kid says , " ew , poop water is icky , " the natural response when looking at the reality of the world in places where that's all that's available is " Sometimes , no All he needed was 3 Living on base is awesome Shat my pants on the street , was wearing white shorts Dude ... 2 xeons ... Dude ... Dude ... What the fucking fuck ! and yet clean hands ... The hive mind has spoken , Sim City is god awful , and you are a moron to even consider playing it Ruger semi-auto pistols ranked aboved CZ Why do people always have to be wolves or serpents or some other animal , when we already are animals ? Human beings are apes . Super smart apes who learned to walk upright and invented particle accelerators and meatball subs . Why isn't there a subculture that embraces our primate roots ? ( and I know what you are thinking I had to click the back button because I realized the thing was staring into my soul . Exactly - it should be considered rape . Belive it Any chance of one more code ? Ah yes , the Nazi government we approved of and did not go to war over . Don't keep asking the same question This is total fucking bullshit . Damn ! ლ ( first i was like You monster ! ! Let them breath a little . That's the break Yeah , because stepfamilies are so lame . Of course , understanding the mechanism that gives mass to things has trivial applications at best . Ok . I was all like " omg , wtf Honestly I STILL cover part of my face with my pillow I'm disturbed by the first story ! Watch it again , it's funny ! They can be used for everything tho ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ i'm pretty sure he opened for pretty lights last year . my face during his performance I cannot stop looking at the picture , i have this feeling somethings about to happen Way to give out the names of your kids , mom . Now Jacquel will forever go down in history as the kid who ate a used condom ... I must have forgotten to grow those Your player is left handed in Counter strike , but holds the gun in his right hand anyways If only they had a record of something that could confirm her identity , something that was part of a routine arrest process like , I don't know , finger prints ? ? ? ? * St . Paddy's * Your an improper meme Sure ... " ... I think of her often ... " I gave my old iphone to a friend .. a while later i was looking through my iphoto and find a bunch of dick pics I can just imagine a doctor standing in the operating room , full scrubs , arms crossed . " No ! He didn't get enough likes yet ! I'm not doing the operation ! " > And she puts her cold fucking feet on my leg they can't even put an address on a simoleon ! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA Mamma mia WE WILL SIGN NO ONE IN FREE AGENCY BECAUSE OUR TEAM IS PERFECT . ABSOLUTELY PERFECT . (; - Is already gone There's no pic ... Why is this still getting up and down votes Cat has a more impressive resume than I do . hey , i live two blocks past magnolia . are you sending folks to my house ? Sure , OK . I kind of would like to see a piece written for 2 guys 1 horse , happened around my neck if the woods , but the news story was not as romantic or well written . So you're a new redditor who ' discovers ' a commentator / music producer , makes your first post about him in your first 25 minutes as a redditor , and your reddit name is oh so conveniently the reverse of the name of the YouTube channel ? Sure , because we're gonna believe that WHY EVEN HAVE TEAMS IF THEY ARE GOING TO COMPLETELY REARRANGE THEMSELVES EACH YEAR ? ! ? ! ? LETS JUST PUT ALL THE NAMES IN A POT AND EACH YEAR THR OWNERS DIP THEIR HAND IN AND SCOOP A TEAM New ? As a black guy , I'm appalled by the fact that she poured that purple drank down the drain . I sure hope he's heard of it already . I got an ssd to stop the stutter then i realized i hated the game . I got that reference Everyone is meeting Bill Nye except me . But I like being hip and cool ! You're packaged arrived at a facility before it departed . Like online or do I have to use the phone Cheat on you after he divorces you . Riiiiight ... Why did I clicked that ? * Aww OP is comparing us to a dog running out to save a possibly injured hu .... * wait ... Except in this case where it was actually NASA pulling out of the original joint mission with ESA and forcing them to turn to ROSCOSMOS for skills that aren't even particularly suited to them at the moment ( namely earth orbit departure and Mars entry / descent / landing ) . brb ... dying cause i cant breath Holy hell . Multi-billion game ? They're such assholes ! AMD isn't a product . What so bad about wearing a faux-hawk ? Don't Google " Chicken wang " omg now Im concerned with my balls ლ ( I feel they do LOL by delivering only when they seem to be at work ! And not leaving the package for them I almost upvoted this comment simply because the link was purple . Then I looked at the username Lets agree that parcel delivery service sucks for people who work NORMAL hours I lived next to someone who was arrested for pedophilia , house goes on sale , new guy moves in ... Another goddamn pedophile . What are the odds This pisses me off too . I play Werewolves of London in the car and all my friends go " Sweet ! Kid Rock . " Wait ... What ? I wanted to like this , but the pictures of swastikas were really jarring I hate that little ~ . Accidentally introduced myself and said " Tango quince anos " instead of " años " . Never again I just want official confirmation from someone that says I can change a fucking code that lets me build an extra off ramp without having access to Battlefield on Origin fucking disabled because I'm banned . Just put some jalapeno cheese after you heat them up . jalapeno cheese makes everything edible . cumwhisperer is visiting his / her aunt . I used to recommend DVD Studio Pro , but apple discontinued it I tap dat ass as well , no homo of course . I read your name as TheCandidaPudenda Instead , you talk about sac-tapping 8 months ago . Both of my grandpas are dead . i've heard that too . she yelled at my grandpa at the concord mall once , unprovoked Hmmm I feel like I've seen this before Duuuude , you called mine . I had experienced period blood more times than I'd like to admit before then , and it turns out blood was a great shower lube ......... what is it with germans liking this stuff , i mean , where does that stereotype come from ? It says " wilt chamberlain archives " ? Yep , my family are exactly the same to the point where growing up I was ridiculed and made to feel like an ignorant douchebag for questioning their bullshit . Oh the irony Something about that guy and how he doesn't look at the camera at the end made me feel so sad for him . Like he's used to someone beating him with a stick if he doesn't make the perfect cup of coffee . I think you're really ugly . I'm on to you motherfucker . Should have my Lorac Palette online . Actually know this girl in real life and it's not anyone you ppl mentioned Goddamn .. what if all bees just ate royal jelly . Read yeas , grammar no ! There actually exists a group of people hiding among their own that do evil to this day who have mastered the art of propaganda and use economic war to destroy and control countries . What in the actual fuck did I just read ... Barbs can do MP10 with 13mil ... That would be the weirdest porno I thought it was a fluorescent light reflection , until it wasn't Oh man I'm meeting the guy 2 hours away . I just pulled up . Im at the meeting spot and im trying to get ahold of him and not having much luck . Hahaha damnit now I'm all curious Ima be honest ..... I had to look up that name I woke up voracious this morning ! it looks like shes smoking a cigarette ... but where does she store her cigarettes I love hot pockets ! Peru = the gayest place ever ? Not sure who's incesting in Romania , moms about their sons or sons about their moms . And Syria ... He was always a weirdo . Is this even surprising ? Ah ok LOL I eat em by the box so I doubt I'm being healthy ! I am not in possession of any cheese for my tots Let's just spend the time to put this on Reddit instead of reporting it . Mormon Expositor is a really good podcast , folks , despite Brandt not ever responding to me No , it's not weird . My face instantly turned into Fuck , I was just about to do the same thing with a DBZ character Bob Marley - Redemption Song . What else ? And again , no tall . you must be the guy with the jewfro huh .. Just clicked on it again , still throwing tacos It was fairly fun to explain to the male manager that had seen the whole thing . His look was also pretty much Did you get your grandchildren to show you how to make a meme ? A vengeful peach ....... Love you too hon ! :D and good , they better hope their username doesn't get made public tho M & Ms ..... My wife is the same way ! ! ! You could have just let it go . Criminal Scum Looking through the european countries it seems fairly normal and then suddenly Iceland . What the hell Iceland Triple D ? Hahaha you've got a great lady there , mine would've looked at me and laughed ! No ! We now live in a soupless world ! I can't picture what those would even look like . Yeah Jax , no one can ever guess anything using your statement No ! We'll create a temporal displacement field around the soup , creating a sort of hold on the soup not allowing it to escape unless removed by a metal scoop like device .... which we'll also need to create Maybe . Stupid doctors Wow , I jut wanted to tell dudes to not solicited pot from other dudes online , didn't need all you trolls being assholes thanks Yeah we'll have to also create a molecular vacuum to deal with the dust tho .... then a microscopic power source .... then obviously a microscopic hydroelectric power grid to handle all the molecular vacuums ..... No matter what tactic I put for esther , Drongo always casts Twinkle Twinkle every fucking time he's in first position Last time I got 3l of milk but no bread . And 20 tomatoes but two garlic cloves . Cloves . I don't know what I expected .. I want to read the subtitles but I don't want to keep staring at his crotch region Since when is this guy part of the grumpers I am going laugh my ass off at all these guys that are like " zomg ! I'm gonna buy it no matter what ! " Wind up with another fiasco like Sim City . Those guys are gonna get raped hard by EA . you watch . NOTHING WILL HAVE SUBSTANTIALLY CHANGED . Thanks , I couldn't read it . Trying to up vote more Did he ... Write her name on his dick ? I'm using this face 2 times now ... There's Carl's Jr . in B . C . ? I think you forgot the link ... Legs are nice ! Which one , I've counted two today I just ... I ... those Chopsticks Why do people think that I want to see their nasty before / after braces mouth pictures ? Gross . ... why .. Just why ? Definitely not . my_little_pony . zip In a winder of course You've let me down , nocommenttt No , that would be creepy Yeah ..... but ..... he was French . For some reason I feel like this should gross me out more than it does ... Too soon I really need to read the full title of these posts . Screamed so loud His sonic screwdriver ..... I just recently became a HUGE fan ! ! ! Still really cool ! I love swords ..... like I pretend to have one all the time That job was to die . ... Maple syrup serious business in canada .... High Fructose Corn Syrup - Corn sugar ? Cane sugar ? Your body can't tell the difference ! Usually ? 4 or 5 times a week . Lately ? 3 times . A night I have slot of those Yep . And my friend used to say " Just lose weight ! " * * duck tales . * do you even 90s / r / May I ask , was it awkward at all ? I can't imagine virgins being , you know , good . Marry your mum , kill the dad and fuck Snooki To the right over his shoulder .... Is that TSA ? ! Was he coming over to shut him up ? This is rampant in guys ' clothing as well . My suit size varies from store to store , as does my pant size . It's infuriating . I hate trying on clothes . That's what the fucking numbers are for , right ? To tell me it should fit ? That's still here . I'm 32 have no debt , no mortgage , 30k in stocks , 3 businesses , and met the most beautiful girl who I want to marry and have a family with . But somehow I'm still not totally happy . I want more wealth , more women , and I want to live forever like bill gates . Maybe I should just be happy with what I got Apparently there aren't as many Wu fans in here as I thought ... Holy shit That certainly didn't help my Trypopophobia this morning . And yet you still tried . Precisely . But the rednecks in the Deep South made it a liberal democracy , and that disgusts me a lot ! Hm ... This is a vicious cycle of a progression of days wtf is hoar frost ? Yeah op , this joke doesn't make sense because in real life golfers don't wear two pairs of pants , they bring a spare pair Bottom-left corner . And then .. he turns to a frog Would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday , or participate only once ktv . jan @gmail . com thank you very much This is why we can't have nice things Reddit seems to approve of bathroom vandalism . I only upvoted so this so it won't show up again That makes your RA a reposter ABOUT TIME . I told a friend I'd play this as soon as it went on sale on steam . It's been about ... a year Obviously Fake ! Im from Arkansas . Fuck . the followers of Stan Lee downvote you . That's great . To echo / u / GoosePoopScoops ( This has to do with atheism ... My Windows phone does this too It's only okay on the condition that you didn't downvote my original comment ... You leave our caribou alone dickweed Typical akkahwoop Humans . " Your uterus is just a convenient place for a pissing contest . " We thought we would have this huge refund because we bought a house , but it looks like we may not have spent enough on mortgage payments . Clean your TT . Nope . Sim City for no-one . 1988 was a good year for acid wash I find that most Liberator dogfights end up being * * LOL TANK BUSTER GG SCRUB * * I have confirmed that the file does exist , but thank you , I will try removing the slash . I assure you I have extensively googled this As someone that only casually comes here whenever something interesting pops up on the frontpage , this is the first time I've ever seen it . I've been here over a year Nope . It's the same guy , same canned track for each match . Since 2009 . I also have floaters only 5 time worse they make me miserable in white rooms , while looking at the sky and reading . Mine look like spiders and clear blood cells , nothing I can do about them Not sure if you left your high beams on , or you have retarded HIDs . I didn't know he was dead And stop raping babies ... You should 90s night against a team that didn't exist in the 90s I'm currently in 8th grade and I feel so bad for my teachers ... Also , I sit next to the classturbator in my civics class From a Mommy point of view .... I want to Heh ... Right in the childhood My wife bought me a little replica sonic screwdriver last week that is basically a blue flashlight , I'm surprised the batteries aren't dead ..... I make h sounds myself too I ... wha ... Push + Pull Pedals , Triton Sputnik Fuzz . The coolest fuzz on the market . Very affordable now , hand built in USA , turret board construction . Way NOICE ! I have one . Very responsive and just about the best quality pedal I've come across for a boutique builder . The customer service is above anything else you could imagine . China here , we own ya Shut up ! Gotta catch em all ಠ_ಠ They look like sentient turds She really wants some adventure time ones but they're still $ 60 ! ! ! Seriously ! ! ! They're JUST shoes I've been looking for you Hahaha I will be more than a match True , that's absurd ...... I watched that for a long time waiting for the climax . Old enough to have a 15 year old , yet puts his photos through Instagram before uploading them to Reddit . Do I know you Why did you start now ? NOT COOL It's original I swear ( eyes roll ) Now imagine if your job involves working in Photoshop / Illustrator all day .. I read , " burped into my drink " wait he isn't .. damn that'd be so cool i did not laugh at this post . " This looks like a simple enough website , just gonna view that page sourc - How many of us clicked the link to stop seeing " panda porn " in their feed ... Why do these videos end immediately after shift goes down . Keep the camera rolling for fucksake ! I would suggest that . I only have insurance until I'm 26 ...... next month I second this feeling . I have a decent job ( as California standards go ) that I walk to six days a week . My wife's car died on us , and in a few months I have an opportunity to apply / maybe interview for a government job with a school district .... 30 miles north of my home town Hahaha I can see it now : " oh yeah I read it , my favorite part was when they engaged the infinite improbability drive to escape the two nuclear missiles and it turned them into a whale and a bowl of petunias ! " The people face : I want it too No shorts in tomb raider oh no negative karma * * Star Fox Adventures . * * They finally invent a new bad guy , but in the end , Andross bumps him out of the way . Once again , you have to fight the worst boss ever , a giant monkey head that flies around in space . And to top it all off , though you spent the entire game running around on foot , you have to pilot an Arwing in the last battle . You have to learn how to fly the thing in the final boss fight . I changed gender prior to recruitment drive so I didn't get the option for a free swap back , I was initially male with the default bob skin , so when I changed to female I was still " bob " , weird thing is that I've still been hit on running around without armour on The spray on the right side is what really gets me Annnnnd she's pregnant . Was when we found her I guess . When I was a child , I did it . Normally this wouldn't be a memorable event but my parents actually made a nickname for me because of it . They called me " TED " -> Two End Dolly . So , you happened upon this while researching ... the history of the vibrator ? " Your an ... " No obvious LPTs Am I supposed to live off the admiration of my Earthling peers for eight years while I train ? " Healthy kids entree " ... with 1200 mg of sodium in one can . alright Thanks a muff Anna alright Thanks a muff Anna Number of the Beast I've just about given up with AT & T in disgust . 3G is so ridiculously throttled on their network now - I can squeeze in maybe one youtube video or a handful of songs over airplayit before the bandwidth just takes a crap and gives up entirely . Extra gold ' darkies ' just a bit of casual racism thrown in there . The fuck ? jeez . Not at all . Americans don't use meters , is what I meant . Somebody has issues # # # # I know . But still behind a bar ? msw : Dat mew It also obviously doesn't have to fill you up , or be remotely good for you . I beg your pardon ... I was doing 4 or 5 dews a day .... so unhealthy ! Hahaha I use fuck for just about every other word at work LOL I bottle stuff up myself ... and always spoken so fucking loud . Oh my , I couldn't do can't Wh ... why did I watch this Depends what he's complimenting . If it's like hair / eyes that's usually safe . If you're complimenting someone's shirt or pants ... people tend to assume you mean boobs / ass . Also , delivery is everything . If you're like , " You look nice today , ಠ_ಠ " and punctuate the Dammit ! You beat me to it ... I learned it on an academic website that viewed not liking music as a condition that needed to be studied and cured . * * and not a single picture of a pancake I can't believe infamous screwed the pooch You'll know it's over when it is over . But who knows ? Still waiting for the vault though . I wish I could yes .. indeed No clue what you are saying . Repeat red rider . Thanks , culture , for raising people to think like that I'm uncomfortable because Patrick Starr has too many teeth . and then fuck them again oh goodness , I hope that hasn't been your only source on religious philosophy . Fine I'll watch it Aren't politics lovely ? Grammaraficianado , I am very disappointed in you . Wish that would happen to me If I make even the slightest slurp while drinking or eating , I feel like I'm being melted by death beams . I look at my wife , and this is her face : Hey ! ! ! Oh dear god the horror Must be pretty low for a 30 + year old for that to happen . Fucking horrifying . This was way too much fun on the iPad ... Wow ... Lol you have nothing to hide . Anyway just because you delete the moments doesn't delete the presence . I spent too long thinking of what was meant by " don't be a fucking starfish " and now I'm stuck thinking of submissive starfish women ... While I want to agree with you , all the guys I've been with cant figure out how to work the clit , even with directions from myself ... 99 % of the time I help myself out . And I'm ok with that . Also ... Rough hands gave me a complete turn-off in this rather arousing thread . says the 3 year old genius The top gif gave me a boner . The bottom one made me feel bad about it . She has a suspiciously slippery rectum . Spongebob looks like a Mormon ... Why does the camera keep zooming in on their junk ? I've only been employed as a nanny before . One time I put the kids ' silly straws into the dishwasher without realizing they'd get bent out of shape . Ruined perfectly good silly straws , and obviously crushed their little spirits . You seem to know a lot about wooing 1 ^ st graders * Beats me * That's what I thought ( and hoped ) . Now if I can only find . 22LR for sale somewhere ... On my birthday ... my hero on my birthday . I don't know seemed like the next logical step to me ..... / s Are you kidding me ? Who does the " stimulating " ? It sounds like you acually play with these * " destroyers " * Haha , rape is hilarious and this guy is so edgy and cool and hilarious . 404 Not Found This is awesome ! Can I just say though , that I really made me hate my band / cup size combo . Why does Elomi refuse to make so many of their cute bras in a 34 band ? ? ? Elomi Cleo in Charcoal and Tulip , I'm looking at you ! Yet , the same people that have a problem calling this hunting have no problem with eating a burger of an animal they don't have the balls to kill themselves , so they depend on a farmer to raise it and kill it in horrible living environment . I have more respect for a man that takes the effort to take down the animal he plans to eat . Perspective A game which has been free for the iPad and is a whopping 69p currently First glance I thought you said cousin Well of course Bangladesh did better , they exported more than a crore of their citizens across the borders to us This is very true . If only she would give me bjs / hjs Dear god , I didn't know this existed I can prove the bible is the TRUTH by citing from the bible ! OP is a scumbag who uses throwaways to call himself " successful " She doesn't love you but you're talking about moving in together and having kids someday ? paying the full amount . considered the dark ages .... dick dick bar ? Rick Rolling gets you kicked out of the Tower I'll pass Then put a smile on that they look .. very .. CGI-like " ... and then Scholes ran to get the ball . When he got back he asked Cristiano if he could run that fast . Cristiano took him in his shoulders and ran 50m in 0.4 seconds . " Fact ####But seriously , I'm taking your title . I hope you were 18 when you were 8 . " Geological faults " ... Now that the blame had been pinned on the CEO that means EA will be the best company ever right ? They'll stop doing dumb shit right ? I think it's strange that you chose to pick on ONE person here , when so many elaborated even less than ' no likey ' . It does not take anywhere near 150 hours to get to paragon level 100 I ... I know who killed us This is the Internet , if there is something here , it is free for anyone to use . If its on a cd then it's illegal to make a copy though , I guess . looks way too young Square one apple store ? Where is this . I must go there . You will die I will burn this world down ..... I got three in a row " Now it's fucking everywhere " No , they don't That is crazy .... That is so bullshit . I hate when managers are abusive like that ... almost like they don't remember what it was like to be at the bottom Surprisingly yes ! For a parts store we have a lot of dirt and cow shit brought in Oh wow Very yuck ! I have become desensitized to the smell ..... I never thought in my life that would happen Sure . I visit eyeonmiami.blogspot.com . It is free ! Those shadows I AM BO DALLAS Fuck I hate those situations ! I've been in a few myself . But I just quit and found something , only because I was young enough to not NEED a steady job at the time I thought I've seen it all , but seriously ... I don't even ... I had my first kiss in the middle of a street .. " So you - " ... " So you - " ... It was supposed to be a productive morning . Now I'm running through Jerusalem on streetview . I'll slap the shit outta him ! hahaha you rock man now to analyze code and make sure I understand it all . Next target ... Mid-Term Ah , BUT WHAT WILL YOU BE CALLED . we know ... ( at least i would imagine we know ####Wtf is wrong with you two ? I hate the way Moosejaw advertises their discounts . Camalot C4s listed as " Up to 58 % off " actually means that a size 0.3 has been marked down to 58 % less than the price of a size 6 , which is only a 15 % discount . Almost 10MB / s ... That link is purple . Pm sent . I live in GG , and have a huge screen Name the retailer An older guy sitting next to me hit on me and I told him I was 17 which was pretty awkward , I later woke up from a nap and caught him trying to peek down my shirt . Dear OP please eat a hot bowl of dicks and fuck off ლ ( Who dafuq photographs it ? ? Just a bit south of Greenland .... Definitely real . Yuo are not . Dude , you dated a 13y / o when you were 16 ? i still think they look pretty cool even on video Just you You chose " radio " ? Only difference is I'm 24 ' nen -> einen -> der Bier His name was Mario Mario . TIL : a lot of you want to kill babies Wow your so witty and insightful The pictures Oh god no , what have you done ! Now reddit's going to be filled with " Fixed " versions of this . I might or might not have downloaded the video set watched it three times as well .. Silicon plantation Horse people . Fucking ... Horse people . I've yet to meet one that didn't make my skin crawl . I swear to god , I can ID them on sight . There is something off about them and I don't like it . You shouldn't be buried for expressing an unpopular opinion ... those commas . No . THERE'S YOUR CHANGE ! Changing to Active colts and Erik Walden Shows up at #20 Where did those hairs come from ? You probably washed it wrong . When I bought a pair of shorts there , the guy told me " you can only wash lulu lemon stuff with other lulu lemon stuff " . I was like " this pair of shorts is the only lulu lemon thing I own " " then wash it by itself . " I just stare .. seductively ... The worst part is that I didn't bot , 5 levels of Dg is practically nothing and i wasn't planning on getting any higher than 50 any day soon > I know it's not orange . Why is this ? Tells me they are not sociable , or religious ... or a kiss ass , or a recovering drunk in AA ... OR ... they may just not want a beer at that moment and I should not over-analyze to tie in any connotations or make that a factor .. We had the cat problem in our house too . Rug doctor urine eliminator made a huge difference ! You may have to pull up the sides of your carpet to really effectively treat it though . I smell things so strongly now I can taste them which leads to gagging . 381 thieves ( confirmed so far ) , and not one terrorist caught . Surely , this is a department that merits millions of dollars of investment . You believe a guy died so you could be a manwhore and go bareback & pull out ... something which made ~ ~ me ~ ~ everyone from reddit go ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Except look at how the Federal government gave the telecom companies immunity for illegally wiretapping .... Rip the tag off of a mattress * drone * $ 700 + meeting knives . For all you knife meeting needs Been on the other end of this . Text from gf at the time clearly not meant for me said " yeah he was super sad about our break up so I gave him the hj to help . " Found out this happened just after our prom I did ... but oh wait I forgot this is r / gaming . DAE GAMESTOP SUX ? ! I'm sorry but this in no way helps anyone in the games industry . Your passing around used games instead of buying new ones . Even if its an old game that you could get new on amazon for $ 20 , it still helps the developer and publisher . This site doesn't help any game developers , it hurts them . If everyone did what this site wanted , there would be no more new games to play . ... that sounds like less of a way to deal with the situation , and more of a way to get yourself arrested . Looks like you have some black mould It actually finished and I could scroll . I took the picture after refreshing yet again , which fixed it You should work with Metro for better reddit variations Thanks ! The treasure one looks perfect ! Specialy the handpainted one . Although .... Why does it I see it together with the kanji for ' dog ' so much ? You're a liar , I've seen the process in which the chemicals are made , and how they are dispensed into the atmosphere . Chemtrails are a real threat to the human population , if you don't believe me , you can ask Alex Jones . Not cool . I know that feel . I was supposed to see Green Day in December , but the jerk had to go and get sober ... Did she ... Did she change only the brightness .. ? Maybe " ..... " Obama is the first black president ; he's the token black guy . I seem to have missed that from the original movie . HOLY SHIT YOU CAN MAKE THE ಠ_ಠ FACE ON THE PHONE ? ! I went to reread your reply , swept too far and BAM ! Don't mess with Zangief This is how I feel about my sister . She made more than me while living at home and would bitch about being broke . There were so many times that I had to decide whether my last $ 20 was going to gas or food and she's bitching about how she can't go to concerts . I may have my long sessions , but going a working week without playing doesn't give me withdrawal . Cool story bro ... I'm not sure what the strict guidelines are , but I make up to 3 discussions a day ...... I post all my creepy ones on my personal Facebook , usually with a What in the actual fuck . That fucked my head . I loathe my ps3 ..... # # # # I wanna destroy the Seireitei now ! # # # # I still wanna destroy the Seireitei ! because a woman's body has ways of shutting down to ' deal ' with it ? I'm a rotund gamer How .. how did you know how tall she is That is definitely way worse . He retweeted " Never take advantage of someone . " I think that pizza came from 4chan ... Literally the same thing . I don't know but this is lame I hate waking up early Has anyone noticed the related articles ? ? I like saying this in a deep voice . That's just me though . This seems suspicious ? I don't see how ... Good point . When fading begins we should fade all national flair that didn't win Olympic gold ...... A esos chavos no los deportan , pendejas las autoridades no son , los boletinan y les hacen creer que fueron mártires por un ratito , mientras deportan a los paisas limpiapisos que se descuidan God dammit . I thought I was in the ask reddit subreddit and was so pleased by this question and the lack of troll comments . Some things are just too good to be true ! I too would like to impair my ability to walk . Like her blood . How did you catch 3 shinies of the same pokemon without cheating ... ? Virginia continues to make me confident leaving forever was a good choice . Maybe someday they'll stop electing Puritan hillbillies , but not anytime soon . Ah , so phones are the culprit behind Random Inappropriate Capitalization ? No witnesses You must not be in Engineering The partner should have * helped * beat the shit out of the ' dad ' Is he still with his mother ? That's too young for him to be taken away ! It should be 6-8 weeks at least . Seriously ? I may create more accounts just so I can downvote this repeatedly ... seriously , 4 proper SC games to choose from and they go for Conviction Sam Fisher What ... happens ? I'm wondering if I should add hotdogs to my breakfast chili or not ..... I always found it wierd how its evolvement always had a straw sticking out of one of its foreheads An untrained monkey could do it ... seriously Can you * regulate * rape ? Good Golly , miss Molly ! see women of reddit , plastic surgery , just stay away ! stay ...... away ...... I've heard some people refer to semi autos as fully auto since , you know , you pull the trigger once and it's fully automatically ready to fire again . holyfucktits that is some crazy right there . They look great , but no tall . Sir , and yes yes it will be ! What really helps also is if you take 1 niacin tablet before you go to bed , it will cleanse your system fully and then the next you smoke you'll just be like Dat logo ... Ya know , I did that until the movement of the bags on the back wore through the paint on the rear fender 2011 was 15 months ago . Someone I work with does that . I explain you can use shift and they say " yeah but I dont have to hold down caps lock " to which I calmly Why are you yelling ? If the dice weren't weighted , I'd totally get them So you admit to cheesing yourself huh > So you admit to cheesing yourself huh Hmm , totaled chopper , everyone dead , broad daylight , looks like I must have been flying ... I'm just not sure why you used the most racist monument we have Bent the prongs on a cabinet that slide into a slot to open / close the cabinet it was a 60 dollar cabinet from goodwill I've put exponentially harder use on 1 dollar harbor freight pliers I'm extremely disappointed with this product The one that got me was broken arms Even if I don't say asfo or if I give a random one , they still act that way though Husband material or psycho butcher ... flip the coin Reminds me of the series finale of LOST ... lets not explain or resolve , lets all just sing kumbaya instead ! .. I can't find the first comment that stated this , it may have been you posting it elsewhere in this post , but if not , there are 2 tank manual writers that need to get their asses back to work Are you on alien blue ? If you are just tap the arrow button at the top of your screen and scroll to the left ! Anybody offended by this needs to pick up a hobby cept the part where i'm really on edge and panicking frequently now and Coors Light ..... So what does that make / r / gaming ? There was an AskReddit a few weeks ago that had ' Worst Poop Stories . ' I am far more terrified now to see one of those stories in the form of a picture . oh i was referring to the gutter punks and hoodlums . it was about 15 years ago but my buddy ( neither do i , none of us do They had wheels . # # # # It never does my spring breaks not till 2 weeks . How does one do that ? Subscribed to the update subreddit and haven't slept a wink since .... it's been .... a day ... " Tits " I shoot planes out of the sky . > I carry around a little bottle of tears ... eat .. ? Oh , I didn't know you ran the fucking team at Dreamcast at the time . I got a 60 ... but some of those questions were .. less than scientific I think . For instance ' Does the 2nd protect your right to a semi-automatic rifle ' I answered " yes " , apparently , " we dont know yet " ... I'll never be able to eat it now . Thanks . I like how the newborn slogan is also the slogan for gay / bi / trans teens not to commit suicide ......... It gets better ! Rape ... Everybody ... ? I quit fallout for like a month because of those damn tunnels I'm proud of you ! I hate people who get on power trips like that ! I posted this exact same idea months ago and was lambasted and downvoted to oblivion . Interestingly , it was losing weight - unintentionally . I'd lost 10lbs without really being aware of it until my pants fell down crossing a busy street during rush hour . According to my best friend I make slurping sounds . Does a bear shit in the woods ? Damn if only it has a field of weed Did anyone read the comments at the bottom of the article ? Are people this stupid ? " P Diddy should be the next bond , I'm just sayin ' " and " daniel craig is a good actor but a terrible bond " tha fuck ? You revealed a whole lot before you said you wouldn't reveal anything . Green , " easy " points ? Was this on google pics or something ? Someone didn't want to have a baby WOW . This is just .... WOW " .... vigorously in my mouth . " * high * school The 2.5 V6 in my old Dodge Avenger made a fantastic 163 HP Season 4 of Universe ? SNG cast Why do a lot of these look like they're colored in with Crayola washable markers ? The more complex the question , more lasting mindfucked . Man , Brock Huard is really ROCK HARD . Wait , is there a type ? The Op is serious . " national selection " ? No I didn't Think on your sins That's what went through my head reading it . Running red lights and almost hitting people ? Yea ... awesome At least it's nicer looking than the goddamned picture frame icon on my nexus 4 Google and I . Why is lion wasp yelling at the rock for ? That feel when they didn't give any painkiller to me * sigh * Thanks for your comment . The public have this notion that any schleb can order any animal into lab and do whatever ( Thanks Fringe SE1E01 That blatant race card abuse . You said it improved your balance TIL la6amiyat I don't know , it's in the past . And it's your AMA not mine Just no . Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . What's wrong with her face .. she looks like a 30 year old on a 12 year olds body . First of all , Infantry here , also tanks , Bradley's , etc . have battle drills . Urban and open . These monkeys waving are probably trying to distract the TC from a ambush . Lets be real , if your city is under siege and tanks show up . AH DURP " He is now auctioning off more advertising space on his body to pay for laser removal surgery " That's like selling your car for gas money . Definitely a Dodge Intrepid . Lol ... Oh , lovely . Fucking Albuquerque . My sister never let me watch WMAC Masters over the weekend , but I was the only one who knew to to block channels . Each saturday morning , I blocked every channel except that one . Gotta get my weekly dose of Kid Carmichael . My one friends favorite was the dad who turned his family into homunculus . He was dead serious . ಠ_ಠ Trust their opinions people , it's that of the Detroit News and MI Senate Democrats ... they aren't biased towards Republicans ... / u / PuroMichoacan reinforcing all / r / mexico stereotypes AAAAANNNNNNDDDDD We're back ! And another timeout . I AM BO DALLAS . No . Did it say cumpress in there ? So you've been viewing my post history eh ? I'm actually quite surprised by the female responses . 42 % think it's Ok if she sexually excites him . 32 % if they've dated a long time . Really ? ? ? It is never ever Ok . Sorry , I don't respond to logical fallacies . You can take your straw man and go somewhere else . Another person in the theater . " Isn't this about a hobbit ? " " no , this is about a boy wizard . " " Damn , I've wasted my money ! " Out of all the things you could report , you choose this . Kind of like how in some southern states " nigger " is short for " African-American person " ? 8-0- 9 TF Regi I want to see the other side of the orange to check for holes It's a dual display , so I added two of them . Two 27 " thunderbolt displays at $ 1000 a piece . Making a flash app to make C + + code to make a level ... How much longer could it feasibly get though My first TD was a a downpour from midnight till about 10am . Cleared up and a path about 2 " wide dried up on the track . The fast groups went out . Beginner group went back out , resume downpouring Well I'll be * god * damned . Sporting a sperm Hilarious . I was being sarcastic . Oh you did , did you ? Guess no one else is named that . Absolutely , and with their emphasis on freshness , etchin the enjoy by date into the bottle , you always get a great beer . Trust me , you don't want to buy a Yellow Snow only to taste that Bevmo has had it on the shelf since LAST winter It depends on the demographic . I've taught sexual education to college and high school aged groups in low income areas and some of the stuff they believe , especially about rape ( and pregnancy I Don't think he minds because game breaking bugs are less important than maps .... wtf china ... Sounds like a pornstar name . This is just sick . Maybe I was living under a rock but I didn't know there were Holmies or Columbiners . Every time I see or hear her it's an instant So you have already won ? Pet her ? Can pre-Schiller vote ? Horse meatballs Good one , dude . yeah that's exactly what i said Well fuck us then for both being fans of monster hunter ! So I have to be the only monster hunter fan in the house to use the data transfer program . Thanks Capcom , thanks a fucking lot . Dat eye shadow . Anything that themes , really . When people see my phone's lockscreen , they're already impressed . Once they unlock it and see my icons , barrel , and ColorKeyboard , they either want to jailbreak or talk about how they would do it if it wasn't illegal and / or they know somebody who knows someone who got a " virus " and their phone broke from jailbreaking Filipino here : Same thing ... thanks Spain Requests to have vagina murdered ლ ( That just ... I have a coworker that always asks that . 30 minutes later .... Oh , that doesn't seem shady at all . Follow the money Brent . What sucks is my Dad probably won't even get it though ... why is the net lowered so much for him ? ? it's normally way higher for me . That is quite possibly one of the best stories I've read on the internet . Thanks for this , and please , no need to reply . Yeah I just found a couple skins that have it as well . I'm only used to her default pic in which she is tat-less . Came back to edit , but you beat me to it Only if you accept reposts as valid currency . The other day I was discussing finding money to buy a new bike with an employee at my LBS . He said , " Well , you have to consider the money you'll get when you sell your old bike . " I replied , " Lol I was being sarcastic It's very sheeny . I just want to run my hands all over you like a total creeper . * does so * hugs and kisses .... really SUBSCREIBE AND LIKE FOR NEW LOITER SQUAD EPISODES ლ ( My JLC Memovox Awww that's nice of you ! I can see you trying to explain to her , " people on the Internet that I've never met , are giving me cool things ! " Her face : I live a bit outside and we have to shovel In other News , Canada and Mexico deny electricity to USA > Imagine if you were made to rent everything you own That's just moronic ! She's not nude ... Hahahaha it'd be kinda crazy if you were ...... > Wait ... you're a doctor and can't use a comma correctly ? Hahaha yeah I try to explain it to people , that its just people trying make somebody random smile that day , and they just ask " what do they want in return for them buying you stuff ? " How is it going at that angle ? you pay a premium Holy Crap ! Yes ! I played Tropico 3 and found it meh , but 4 is really very fun . My only real grievance is the stupid racist jokes associated with the Middle Eastern and Chinese ambassadors . So legit . Gooooood luck brother ! ! it just .. flows right out . How often do you find yourself in a situation where people are discussing " hebephilia " ? Nice , sorry I missed it . Damn working late . Ergo , furries Well that's enough Reddit for me today Kobe with that #CoachKobe assist to Blake Months , huh ? Yes , because its like this 85 % of the time Imagen del planeta de los simios . . . el pie de foto pone star wars You went up to the look of disapproval ? I've don't think " " Comment " . Ironic . Can you British police provide physical proof gangs are rampant and cannabis is the cause . Sounds like Britain is a microfarm for retards it self . Blind people have pupils ... I like it Not sounding black . - _ - I get this from black and white people . Just because you see stuff on TV does not mean it's true or real . I had a manger who was surprised when she moved to the city that black people speak English instead of ebonics like they do in rap videos . I don't think guilting religious people into playing with venomous snakes ( indirectly killing them for their beliefs ) is going to prove anything I can't throw things for shit , if I'm lucky I get maybe 15 meter . And at a sports event from my school I even managed to get - 6 meters Not available for Mac . Royals with cheese , with no cheese . I've heard that playing the sound of a baby crying is considered a legit " advanced interrogation technique " . I'll take the waterboarding . How the hell did a blind guy do an AMA What does ADD have to do with it ? I'm sure that's true ..... u / surprise_butt_sex _ An updated PC version would be great . I don't understand why the toddler-toy version is getting this treatment first Haha , racism is funny ... You seem to know a whole lot about " people like me . " hot coals . Isn't cyborg transgendered as well ? Coming from a guy named manmuscle , idk what to make of this Your username ... Yeah , no one uses that . Yes , allowing people to pay for an in-game advantage is the way to go . 5000 Horse cock sized duck lifters . Go fuck yourself with your mother's goat , you spamming pig ! ┌ ∩ ┐ This is really annoying . There were 30 codes . There's only 7 responses . Thee are guys who are just too greedy . Yes , I'm sure you are the ONLY ONE in a feminist subreddit . Laughed till I drooled . Cat decides your naked , horizontal back is the perfect place for a nap . I said this in another CRC thread and people said I was nuts , that you can't collect tolls without booths ... You never were called Princess ? That was an old coworker's favorite nickname for me . My face reading this comment : :D .... " Tastes almost exactly like human " One night , while watching youtube videos , listening through some headphones , i drifted off to sleep and I woke up to something going on in a video that made me believe that our home was being invaded . I flew out of bed , in a daze and grabbed the shotgun to investigate . It was a few moments before I realized what was going on . I had torn off my toenail in the process . There was blood all over the carpet near the bed . I don't wear headphones to bed anymore . Says Dracula_Jesus ... Piers Morgan's Life Stories That is orly angel eyes , but I have the entire flash glam FX collection now ... all 22 of Em . A friendly melon farm ? ? Touch é ... Most education is not made to entertain either I fucking hate Michael Several images of men with long beards and turbans Cool story bro , you forgot to post the pic ... Of course , what else can I expect from being a girl on reddit Are you calling Patrick a ginger ? Please leave this subreddit . Le Baller Out of Le control Build >:) Y U NO BALLER ? ? Christ when I read that , I was so unsettled that I felt the back of my head just for reassurance God I hate that shit . I'm a substitute school bus driver , and apparently there's a thing in middle schools where they spray the shit out of someone . Then they say " lawl I just hadji'd you ! " GET IT GUYS because indian / paki guys wear a lot of cologne . Oh dear god . Well , where's the fucking album ? ! ? ! Hmm nice edit you have there ... Let me guess , the West Side ? Just so everyone knows , the west side is the fake side . Come to the east side for the real L . A . You too .. Mouth .. poop .. I just seen the post on FB , then all of a sudden racism appears in the comments . Really ? How the hell can anyone turn that into a racist post ? I had a student who would masturbate in my class and when I had a conference with his mom she told me that it was fine because he has psoriasis . No and I don't think I want to I at first didn't see " male otters " and only read " males . " I feel better ... But not by too much . That would be interesting . Everything I have read was that Denver's contract offered more money upfront ( I'm assuming a large bonus ) compared to Baltimore's . Although Dumervil is not happy with the second year terms It's " ... whoever granted me gold " , not " whomever " . Normally I suppress my inner grammar nazi , but considering you teach English — at a university , no less — I had to comment . Force India are a little bit off a 2.2 , maybe a bit more practice required Do you know what kind of havoc that could wreak if they are wearing contacts ? Ejaculating what ? alright I've seen this Sure ... she can just shimmy her torso and voila , you have locomotion Multi 21 Seb , Multi 21 ... Tuesday is not going to be a productive day working from home Riiiiiight . Because a typo at 12:30 AM on a Saturday night obviously discredits any credibility I might have . * I NEED 12 CUPS OF COFFEE STAT ! ! ! ! * My wife would've killed somebody by now I cannot get over how shitty his chest piece is It's hard to watch my team play It's comforting , tradition , plus it's precious beautiful caffeine Absolutely not ! I'm actually quite jealous ! ! ! I lol at the 80 + who joined toolarmy the days before and are pissed at the price . 100-125 for signed posters , and you people think a signed reissue with a few extras is not going to go for right around that price .... Grow up . Yeah not the best . I thought I MIT be onto a winner too I have to deal with non English speaking persons who don't know what they need and then get mad because I don't speak their language ..... No thanks . I don't need to snoop around others comments and take things out of context . Glad you think my choice is goofy . b4 church Watch the Jets still lose tonight So the guys don't like the girls of reddit . Go figure , OP is a faggot What the actual fuck - why did I play this ? Dem graphics A son within a son within a son ... I should tell you that infact I am not and I do not know how someone can take that type of information from my previous commment He finally reached his goal of 0.00 % body fat . That girl behind him is mad cute . At first I though she was a robot That moment when a Duke fan points out a bad call This isn't an invention worth any investment . I even know where they bout the prefabricated parts for the prototype . Unimpressed . What's on your mind that's been bothering you ... that you need to vent about ? Any confessions ? ( It is Sunday , I don't understand why your comments are getting down voting so I'm sorry This guy .... why the heck you only have internet explorer and the recycle bin at your desktop ? Four year olds are capable of a lot of things ! I started learning piano around this age . I think this mentality is why some kids start kindergarten without being able to do anything . WRONG PICTURE Hey ! Speak for yourself . ~ ~ What ~ ~ Why Way to ruin the circlejerk Aren't you supposed to be a disapproving sack ? Why fix what isn't broken ? And risk adding $ 0.02 to each bar of soap made ? Sir , this is r / frugal , not r / madeofmoney . No way I let pool water near my ball valve like that ..... Fun Fact : Broke my glasses and lost a shoe while trying to escape a mosh-pit at a * * Christian * * event Oh no ... there is nothing here ... So , rather than stay and see if the dog could be saved , you stalked the woman , and keyed her car once she left it ? Wow , you're like a fucking superhero ! Why do I have you tagged as lemon dick ? Yeah I'm stuck on tomb raider I think it was 20/20 that aired an episode of " Porsche " girl . They banned the photos from the web but I somehow managed to find a site where they had them . This was my reaction Yeah I don't know wtf happened in my brain just there but I had totally convinced myself that the bottle of ph down that I've just used not 20 mins ago and have been using the stuff for 6 years was in fact ph up You've already failed . Bro that's twice as much as me in half te amount of time You're a gentleman / woman and a scholar . Thank you I'm happy to help You know more than one ? Is anybody else wary of what a nutrition bar called " Turbo Shred " might do to your colon ? In the earliest days of reddit , I was semi-Internet-famous as one of the exceedingly few current ( and , later , former ) Apple Employees to blog about the company . I wish I could remember what username I was using at the time so I could dig up some , but all the time someone would front-page one of my blog posts and I'd leave a comment clarifying something ... Only to be told , quite ferociously by what felt like half of reddit , that I had no idea what the blogger was talking about . What ? Well fuck . I play classical bass and I just performed a concert and we played one of the songs they used in that porno . I can never listen to Night On Bare Mountain by Mussorgsky the same way ever again That lady is this meme probably has the most punchable face of ANY meme The real question is how can you log out I saw that too . MFW : This makes me so angry . they look like that couple from hot fuzz Well , that escalated quickly What are you doing to do Get a full face The card itself isn't that good . In the last picture , it looks like he's going " Dude , why hell are you taking pictures of my piss ? " We have that in Colorado too Now we have white backgrounds and people use that grey as the text colour instead . Here's the thing , though : I don't look like that . I may be over exposed from standing too close to the light in the picture I posted , but my skin doesn't look like what you did ... have you got a wide angle shot ? i want to see if there's anything on the other side of that tree Dude .. My cat that won't SHUT THE HELL UP . In that case , you and he should be all three branches of the federal government What happens when he's finished ? As a Scottish person . This fucking annoys me so much . Try living in Potsdam She * knows * him Nah , Dale is more like I prefer passwords like Good . Forget using a forklift , why is he supporting the engine in the first place ? I can only think of one or two engines that have mounts that attach the the head and none that would cause the engine to move were you to dismantle them . Unless he decided to do a clutch , ya know since the head was off . I refuse to believe he was serious . Learn to carry ? He just started playing These apply to pretty much any big city . Typical New Yorker thinking that theirs is the only one that matters . Wait ... This is the second post of mine you have glared at ... I see a pattern ... I used to say " Hold on one cotton-pickin ' second " when I was really young ( like 6 or 7 ) . When I was 20 , it just popped in my head that I was racist when I was a kid Nice try Mark Twain Is that Comic Sans Whatever I expected to see ... it wasn't that ... If I had to come up with one thing to tell a new Saab owner , it's this . You're going to have a love / hate relationship with that car , but you'll forever keep coming back and no matter what you will always have a quirky attachment to it . The goofy little things about the cars stay with you . And next time you go to drive another car , watch out . You might just stab a hole in its shift boot . Ask me how I know . Take it easy ... do you really know this is not a comedy series ? Yeah ! Getting raped definitely makes her a WHORE . Trolling with straw man arguments again I see . I read that as fisting Now try to use the door knob . I like how super tall douchebags push through instead of trying to move with the flow and then just smile at you when you give them this face Damn those bitches looooove the dick ! An earthquake . Or some street dogs attacking me . Or dying of dehydration . Central America is not the safest place ! So what were the cool kids doing when you guys were filling up 12000 cups with water and putting them on the floor ? What were you doing at the massage parlor ? Or sitting bare naked on one of the train seats , washing himself with paper towels go away , Because television network boundaries aren't created based on distance from ballparks . > That means we will be seeing posts with people ~ ~ giving away ~ ~ selling their multiple codes the received , right ? I want my up vote back This is the cutest thing I have ever seen ! Give it to me ლ ( Lol gtfo with that I chop up kielbasa to make a point shit . Hey , this could be the guy's kink . Some folks get off on the humiliation stuff . I got no problem with whatever gets people off unless it is being forced on someone else ( like this ) . So ... 2 half dressed men a puppy and a teddy bear So says Israel ? It was a long fucking of a wombat weekend ! How dare you park a vehicle in a place designated for the parking of vehicles ! Cool story bro ... Great way to highlight how disorienting the battle room is , shove a giant planet in the background . The enemy's gate is down , and by down I mean where the giant planet is ... You didn't even edit * slowly enough * . He got detention for saying " starting a fire " ? I missed this post , so here's an upvote and one for providing for the other ladies of reddit . But what has been seen can not be unseen Who took the pictures ... 5 % of men and 10 % of women think the earth is bigger than the sun How does she not died ? I read that in a heavy Russian accent I was worse , I wanted to be a garbage truck ... What drove me crazy was when she was talking about Jorah , she pronounced Mormont two different ways in the same sentence . This is impossible Because , you know , you didn't put that sign there or anything ... Pssh , who would do * that ? * What if it was a called a god damn fumble like it should have been " Where did you study science ? " She mentions visiting the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History . How do I use a VPN to download torrents ? Excuse me for being dumb about it I'm looking at you Aaron thefuckk wants to watch your children ... Oh yeah . Razer Kracken Pros are some of the best out there . I used to own a pair , before they got STOLEN . It's so weird . I literally just saw this theory and I'd never seen it before . What do you know , three days later I'd see this freaky crap again ! ! ! ! ! I am feeling disturbed yet slightly turned on by this . Doesn't the word " rapping " warrant two p's ? Hide yo ' kids , hide yo wife ! ! Still no idea what you were trying to say Tire brand please ? ? " Supreme Polka Dot Hoodie " 2 minutes ? I WILL STILL CUT RATTO BUT REFS IM LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOW Look at the url . I just said I don't want to fuck their assholes . ... I was going to say ... How do you not know Third Eye Blind ? Oh . Of course not ................... Easy for you to say . Whos the one waiting 3 hours ? I laugh at every single shit story I loved the twist when you said I have diapers I'm like , The more you use I like it . What do you mean " old cartoon " ? This doesn't happen to anyone else ? There is a no-smoking sign next to you , but the train clearly smokes ... This shows the massive problem of bots getting codes before humans can . We need a better system . You woldn't say if you were , right ? Great , I'm probably on a watch list now . But ... What was his reasoning ... ? Goatse from the inside Typical Socrates . Always the party pooper . Literally huh ? what sequals ... ... WAT Them ? Your on reddit ! You are part of the monster As far as the second one . My mother still stands by the fact that I am way too straight to possibly be gay . No trees . It's actually a decent ending . This movie's one of my guilty pleasures . It's * * not * * a well produced film . I get the impression the producer got a rough draft of the script and decided " Let's start filming right away ! " downvote for criticizing someone's shitty tattoo that someone made while high as fuck ... I would rather appreciate sun bathing Leona and moon bathing Diana package . ITT : People posting twice ITT : People posting twice Being them ! Bring them all , just not into the festival Is this , What , Compression Bear don't compress ? Your right , my thesis at university on optical laser spectrosphocy was all for shit then ! You can run but you cant hide Did you * really * take that ? " Rush Limbaugh's soft , shitty body " is a card in that game guess 6000 years of planning is coming to a naught ... just like your failed attempt circa 1840 ' s ? that must hurt . Sorry , I just double-checked - I can type in 9 characters , but the serial number is 10 characters long ( not including the 4 digit code that starts with ' G ' ) Nobody tell him until he updates all 88 of his apps ... That is very disturbing . What if you both never have snow ? Not to be " that guy " , but it's reckless cat-owning types like you that are preventing the decent cat-fearing people of the UK from being able to buy Surfaces . A reference that I didn't get , hence why I was asking . * Update * Only two other people have received this email . Boss said to stop spending all day on the internet and actually work . My face = no . I should take a bath Yup . Started dating my first uncircumcised guy 3 years ago . The first time I watched him piss ( in b4 I've heard it help whitens your teeth My cousins have one and when she gets to hot the have to put a cloth on her vagina It's cool , I don't need affordable living close to where I work . PGY - 6 here . All these work hour rules were made by a bunch of week fleas As a guy named Van ... We were in the Lordroom of SC with 50 men and 6 golems when we were all kicked off the game Something so amazing should not be illegal It seems like some people in this thread are posting " helpful examples " of the aforementioned abuse . That's awesome . I'm a nurse and work with nurses who constantly lecture me that " you need carbs " Oh I get it now . It's funny and makes sense , because its accurate . Waiter : " would you like some tea sir ? Me from now on : " hhmmmm … Nope ! " Whatever happened to duel masters WOC Pony porn ? Oh snap ! Well , I can't say I'm too surprised . That guy always kinda gave me the creeps . You just said she never gave up on it . Honestly laughed harder than anything in the world . There must be something wrong with me ಠ_ಠ Everything OK over there ? Laser pointers at the GK ? Stay classy Mexico His name ends with 11 I took that far too literally Wow , saving if I ever get invited to a formal dinner ! She looks exactly like my cousin . The Northern Ireland ... Yeah , it's not like every commanding officer from Star Trek the motion picture onward wore red or anything ... I too live in Texas . Where I am , most parks close at 10:30 , and between 10:30 and 10:45 cops ALWAYS come rolling around to make sure everyone has left . My brother and I have both had run-ins with the police about being at the park too late or making too much noise . But then again , my neighbors will call the cops if someone's exhaust on their car is too loud or if they see a group of teenagers " suspiciously " walking home from Whataburger at 9:30 pm ... / r / AnimalPorn They're to die for . Why isnt this a video ? Ok I thought this was cool until I scrolled down ლ ( Trying not to think about it Japan did this during WWII . It's called vivisection No . Those are not screenshots I cringe at the thought of letting any trimming device near my beard , seriously I have nightmares I'll let you know when my ovaries descend . * Cox Enterprises * that is odd , it does not do that on mine Seriously ? Kreig ? Come on , his name has been posted all over this subreddit and you still spell it wrong ? and we will be watching You are in a wood , you forgot your name . Many different names and letters are spinning around you and every time you try to grab one of them , they avoid you or slip away . Not a single name was given that day Insinuate much ? I just asked how it happened , never once did I say I did not already buy the game . I own it legit . Los niños son obligados a ahorrar de manera que saliendo de 4 medio pueden comprar una casa propia ..... I take it you missed the part where I said , " Natural is always better for the mom and baby " . It was terrible BEFORE she had the epidural as well . And for the record , while I don't have a medical degree I have watched a shitton of ER and Clooney taught me alot . SGFY in your epiglotomus Now I gotta go take my meds I am unsure if it has been mentioned but Olive Garden serves lunch from 11am - 4pm . Receipt says 14:09 . Those are dinner menu prices . I am unsure if it has been mentioned but Olive Garden serves lunch from 11am - 4pm . Receipt says 14:09 . Those are dinner menu prices . I thought : maybe he thinks it works like touchscreens ( logical ! ) but he made a picture of the screen and … All the romaji make perfect sense ... if you add the American drawl At my school . ONE PLY . Well his minecraft name does not . I don't know I've never had to have one Your name .. You know , it kinda worked in Xenogears . Didn't bug me at all . The Xenosaga approach to it was kinda odd to me , though . All of the sudden your battle android is Jesus's mom . I don't know , but I'm not charting these . Because she's here Holy shit why did this go viral Stripclub foreclosure sales , 2nd hand grind pole , tasty Up voting racism ? The answer everyone in this tread came here hoping for , and it's at the bottom . We know where you're going with this . Stop it . Oh the mods are on to you now AUVID for your accidental reporting Girls poop ? ? ? Gentoo gets new versions of GNOME about 6 months after they're released … too many packages and too few GNOME maintainers . Why do I not live in Canada PDF version ? Too soon . I'm only a virgin cause I don't wanna risk getting a girl pregnant , but I could have sex whenever I want . I heard what you said Or their LGS has overpriced product . I absolutely refuse to buy anything from mine other than dollar singles that I don't feel like waiting to have shipped online , but even they are pretty overpriced . They offered me $ 40 for a revised Plateau , a Tarmogoyf and Avacyn , claiming that no one wanted them and they wouldn't see play anymore ... How so ? The water coming from their hot water tap is the same as mine . Lying motherfucker . You don't have a car . Whenever I tell someone That I would not like them to use the n word .... Then they tell me it's cool because they grew up poor with " black " friends .... Why do you have to make OP look like a faggot ? I .. don't even .. I don't even have an SSD and I get this in some games You really think this will work I know I will get downvoted to oblivion but I first read this as " she couldn't make it to porn ... " and went from Ooh , looks like I hit a nerve . Facts tend to do that . Sorry . No shit it There was an episode of Hoarders with this situation except the lid to the toilet didn't close . Funny how it wasnt an american soldier who said it either I pledge my pitchfork to the king in the BestBuy Or they can watch us PT or eat chow . Purple . Blood . at first I was like My teachers name is Ms . Wallace . Pic of a butthole below .. This is all types of crazy Don't feed the bears ! The 50 some-odd Texans on your team would prove otherwise . Not me but my friend . She grew up in the Philippines and had a pet dog . They let their dog play and run around outside . One evening , their dog doesn't return and they go looking everywhere for the dog . The next day , in their neighbour's garbage they see a bunch of fur . My friend and her family thinks their neighbours ate their dog . Well this thread got quiet in a hurry ... Ferret-hater in the comments I agree that firing an employee is not " bad management . " However , this straightforward analysis just isn't going to fly in a realm where the public's eye is turned towards TSM as a whole . Giving light to this fact , reforming an employee is always an option when they say they want to stay , that's where " management " comes in . How successful would pro athletic teams be if they dropped a player straight-up every time they IDK got arrested for drunk driving , breaking equipment , killing people in the past I just down voted everything that you have ever submitted , and made your overview my home page so I can down vote everything you post in the future . You just made a enemy ! Who else thought they were getting a skype message watching this No snus ? Yeah , it's even worse than Walmart He also drinks his own piss in music videos Redditor for 13 hours I got an iPad and its great for PDFs and reading and general mucking around ( alien blue , Mother of god .... Invented by Steven KILGORE I'll meet you in there , my captain Source ? Galaxy s3 bitch ┌ ( I'm not going to downvote you . I'm just going to give you one of these ... Google is watching you fap You aren't making sense " Part of their contract is , if they receive a compliment , they receive an hour ’ s pay " Wow , what a cunt . So many people suffer from cancer and she just makes it up to whore attention . Almost makes me wish she'd get the real deal I think he meant SimCity Reminds me of that starvation myth fad from a while ago . Fatties were claiming that if you ate under 1200 you'd actually gain weight Please don't steal and repurpose my username Perhaps , you should reflect and realize there are more techniques and strategies than you know . If there are multiple people saying you're wrong , maybe there is just a slight chance you are . More than one way to skin cat , be humble and perhaps you'll understand that one day . You're arrogance is the only thing pissing you off . I believe that a lot of conservatives feel this way , it's just difficult change the party rhetoric This show is terrible Wanna roll in the ... hay ? I can safely say I have never heard of any of them . who does this You disrespectin Hawkeye ? He loves macaroni , why dont you ? are you saying that because ... you totally understand where i'm coming from ? or ... are you judging me ? A fucking soap opera . Damn . Yeah , and I'm the troll do you even 90s Wrong no one deserves to be raped GAWWWWD How'd you know I was in NY ? ( I live in Oz but I'll sign up to your stinking newsletter anyway because MUWAT is my favorite line at the moment . recommendation : " drastically reduce state aid to schools " ? Yeah , that sounds like a greeeaaaat idea . I don't like that motivational ; my mom and I both sit like that Wait a second .... that's not a prank .... She needs her little fat ass beat ! .. yeah great , max volume and everyone at home . Well , so many people should be in debt right now .. Good thing we're using Cake 1.3 . That 2.3 looks pretty darned slow Sauce pls Am I not pretty enough ? Is my heart .... NO ! That's what they want us to believe Okay . I think you have a bigger problem if your stomach is on the outside .. He .... he chased the Singed ..... Seriously ? Not sure if you're trolling or not Oh ~ ! I dont have any sour cream ! Sadface . I just moved into a new apartment so Im lacking a few necessities . Like salt . I swear that the title has also been used before . Possibly word for word I award you with a Couldn't stop staring I ... wat ? Took you a month to come up with * that * ? You are receiving a look of disapproval at this time from this corner . So it applies to * every game ever . * Kim Jung Un must be god sent also You're doing the " lol " thing again Had a friend do this , however the conceive date was when she was in Europe for a month . Without her husband Word , my graphics card costs twice the amount of normal Xbox's . Hell my computer costs $ 2400 . Thank you ! Why isn't this the top comment . I'm looking at you fellow redditors . so ... not being a fit capable parent who selfishly acts without considering the kids welfare justifies irresponsible actions that affect the child negatively by running or changing names and hiding from law and family ... " Converts to atheism " . You are over exaggerating just a little . Except that time he won the Super Bowl , as a Chiefs fan ... Sounds a lot like minecraft . Usually people just think it , not make an entire photomontage and reddit post That link is purple . Maeda and Kimura were Judoka . ... he's absolutely right ... unfortunately I know so fucking little in regards to this subject that not only I cannot contribute to this conversation in any regards except satire . Also , I wish I had the motivation to research this at least to some small degree but it's late and I am exhausted . I'll have plenty of motivation tomorrow when it's about cats though no doubt You're gonna have sticky sheets if you dont already ... Thank you , Dr . zman 0900 . Did you guys get to third base ? Scissors or anything hot ? If so , what's it like going " all the way " with a sight impaired hottie ? What do you mean " they " ? Just like Instagram but .. But .. I don't know . I think it's more of a shock value comment because if that was truly believe by that person he wouldn't be eating the shellfish ( it's in Leviticus ) along with a poly-blend shirt , and I believe that there might be something against eating pigs because of how dirty they are , but I am not sure . Either this is one of those moments where you want to look at them like Not sure if poo or m & m's . Welp , that's depressing . I failed a python course I had to take at university . I'm 26 . Dude , look at me , I am living in China and have no wiiu also , and most people play Japanese version ... You totally stole that from that professors AMA not too long ago . I always assumed it was because of size . I mean , if a horse saw me ( 6 ' 0 " , 200 lbs ) walking up to it like " Ok buddy let's go jump some shit in that competition " it would probably get all Not every hat is a fedora ... Looks like High Galifreyan to me ... No shit " You can't have your cake and eat it " .... Why does it gotta be a * kids * bedroom .. ? ........... that can't be real . No . forget the price , look under more info ...... you must be a blast at parties . My friend got suckered into one of those . It was air purifier sales . That's because it can read minds and you are thinking about putting your dick in it ! Forget the actual article , I first read OP's title as " A girl witnessed 14 people being raped by two men on a bus " Wut ... ONLY DICUSS CATS , LE REVOKED Wait what .... you mean .. the dog aswell ? ? In VS sizing I'm a 32AA But it's nowhere near bedtime yet , why would you be going to your .... oh ... I see Totally did not . The latter . More like if it was the husband and a cable mare . 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I'm still not gonna smile . That clump was too distracting I have a cold , so I looked up my symptoms on WebMD . Guess what guys . I have cyanide poisoning . Ask her out . Wear a rubber ... I finally understand the title .... Those damn Florida women are making us look bad ! why do I see an erect penis wearing a robe I was riding with a friend who had purchased , and was wearing , a full Waldo costume . He looked exactly like Waldo too . At red lights , he would stare at people beside us until they saw us and then he would just drive away slowly while they sat there staring with this face like " Also this post will get downvoted because it has the word downvoted in it . Also @_ @ will get downvoted while I was told by my 10th grade English teacher than Finny and Gene * A Separate Peace * couldn't possibly be gay because the book was a Christian allegory . Really ? It's clearly a human in a costume . I would definitely get off to that . Oddly enough , I wonder why people are not buying 60 $ games as much . I meanz , who wouldnt LOVE to do that ! Wait , do you mean to say that coming of age in Samoa was an absolute crock of shit ? I had a nightmare that my pleco got out and had half my hand in its mouth that's just fucked up .. wow , you're right . I'm one keystroke away from actual rape . Totally . I've lost a lot of friends because of that sub . Would ask to date / fuck . Those kids don't have a business license and won't pay taxes , good job supporting terrorism " less cleaner . " Ass to Ass What exactly is the point of your job again Nope no chinatown bro You look wonderful * big boned * This post have such high karma / bandwith ratio ಠ And his name is A_Good_Soul Lets all love EA now ! Same here . Was at a job interview yesterday and was asked if I wanted water before we started . Wasn't thirsty at all but said yes in case I got thirsty so it wouldn't interrupt things . 3min in I finished it . Are you watching Radio Shack commercials ? I think you just see what you want to see careful , we all know what curiosity does to cats Yeah , then when the good ends in a tragic game 7 loss , people pour in from neighbouring cities and townships and wreck your city One in four people is a sociopath ? ! " face companies " I didn't read the title first . Top hit is Magic the Gathering . Look at his ankle Your name ... Don't thing about bad things when you have a boner , you will get very weird fetishes later I read the first sentence as ' We have a children's jail at our local zoo ' Just got this booted from r / funny Jesus Christ . Did no one teach these guys to not talk with their mouths full ? Did you just exclaim a smiley face ? When a guy says " yeah buddy " Did you just exclaim a I've got the weirdest boner right now Are you sure the trail isn't used for cross country running or anything like that ? There is a park by me that has " run " , " walk " , " sprint " spray painted at various points throughout a trail that is used for this . Actually , I just assumed that's what it's for . Now I'm not so sure Apparently I'm the only one with a vita 1st screenshot We had a saiga with us Your username suggests otherwise Oh what a novel idea .. Reminds me of this time in high school when some people robbed a Home Depot and led the police on a chase . Well , that chase ended when the morons drove on the wrong side of the road and crashed into a car , and my friends car . Fun times Killed the children and buried them ? Wait , wut Was expecting CatDog reference . Received a man welding a puppy to a mans face instead . poo + particles = pooticles I love the plane that just flies thru unscathed . Fuel and Food .... Also omitted from inflation accounting in the states . Guys , you ruined the pun Art of Trolling . com . Why would OP need to specify that this is safe for work ? It evolves by friendship not trading Friends . Are . Not . Good . Roommates . I cringe when I see that Did you just ask a " Shot well but I dunno how that was a story about the guy or the car ... There was almost no information . Plus that NB looked very boring . I guess I'll start accepting my down votes now . I didn't talk about it ... I posted about it . ... The hell did I just read How does I do it in alien blue ? This is definitely a long exposure . your account is < 1hour old , and posting this ? That booker Dewitt guy on the other hand I still can't get the image out of my mind that the masterball looks like an original pokeball , with Wario's thong over it When I'm practising in my room and my dad comes in to ask me something , and then leaves the door open I found this out the hard way several years ago living in Montreal I thought that'd be a good thing . Because reddit and the gag have a secret relationship . Their love runs deep but the can tell no one Only in a parallel world could Sakura ever be respected . Doing god's work ... It's only smellz . I wish this , * SWAG KING YOLO . Do you also decorate a Hanukkah bush ? My whole life is a lie Actually , surprisingly , I feel the same about you . You get all of your upvotes from saying " Standing up for social equality in a country that constitutionally guarantees but wilfully ignores the equality of freedom can only ever be positive . I feel sad for you that someone's cross in their window made you shop elsewhere . That person was judged by you for no reason other than your distaste for their faith and you're just as bad as the rest of them . I sit at lunch with the same ppl everyday . No talking just ...... silence Perfection ... Except for that spoiler . Beardos are weirdos What the hell have you been watching for this to be suggested ? I'm surprised ' Murica was used more than Same problem here in Florida . Because that would make peeerrfect sense The goddamn batman must have caused this hard drive fail . I mean honestly does a bear shit in the woods ? If he does put it in a pot , add a horse sized duck and Baby , you got a stew going ! Hendrix didn't write it . Bob Dylan did . I don't get it . You made me click this post for nothing , now you owe me . Who is messing with the wikipedia article ? You're right ... ( I have a masters in Electronic Engineering ) It's safer to leave a capacitor off than short the pads Your boyfriend is moulting years off his life I don't like peanut butter . I have to make do . Nonetheless is a compound word . Alright who's the butthole going around adding one downvote to all the comments in this thread I'm sorry is the U . S really to blame , you sure your country didnt have absolutely dangerous regional political will ? Hmm let's just focus on what the US did , but ignore the fact that Laos had a terrorist corrupt government that still exist . Thanks whoever downvoted . Douche In the bathroom ? Um , regular spanking doesn't look like it came out of a 1800s slavery movie ? Or one of those historical jail movies ? Please , for your own sake know the difference " I think Bob Saget is hilarious " i will never talk to you again Did you even read the post ? Just wear a t-shirt . If your workplace or school has a dress code get a Pokemon sticker for your phone and take it out around her / him . Either way , show your colors through apparel , wether it be a tshirt , a phone skin , or something else , not to mention that is is subtle and will help you avoid an awkward conversation . Aren't you supposed to be punching your bother in the teeth ? Get off Reddit There are no lvl 80 maps Crazy Optician , nobody saw that coming . It's been confirmed I thought it was Jar-Jar Well .. thank you for this meme .. " No Homo " How DARE you say reeses eggs are crappy . My comment didn't go through the first time I love the Sounds * veryyyyy * " hypothetical " Hello there sir . Why is this not animated ? I'm a guy a connoisseur of human skin I only had to reinstall ONCE because of serous slow downs ... and a surge blew my Ram so now i only have 768 MB of RAM .. ( I admitted , I've smelled this shitty iPod trusting in Google's brand . .... Now that I know you're gay , the name " Elbowd 33p " kind of takes on a new meaning Don't do this ... Until you get killed . Then you have people on Reddit saying , " Oh , well , if she saw that 6 ' 1 " walking towards her , perhaps she should have crossed the street . We're just giving advice to avoid sexual assault . " I thought " Welcome to the Tombs " would mean people dying in the prison . When they bailed after getting shot at by two people I was like ┌ ∩ ┐ ( Implying their backs are literally still wet from having swam to the US illegally . Repost , and Why is this purple . This is just going to be an inconvenience When he started to compare himself with butchering cows I was ( I don't know , when did DeSean Jackson pull that move ? Dont drive when stoned Your username " Stoneham recalls that both the owner of the gallery in which the painting was first displayed , and the art critic who reviewed it , died within one year of coming into contact with the painting . " Oh okay ... TIL that I am special for having seen Wong Kar-wai movies . If you only care about graphics then why bother playing final fantasy games in the first place ? The series was basically built on amazing story telling . Not playing the older games because " you don't like the graphics " is a horrible excuse for not playing them IMO . I would also highly disagree with you calling yourself a big fan of final fantasy if you've only played the three newest ff games and none of the older ones The Vagisil on the tub of poo is what did me in . I didn't ..... That or " put your helmet on , I wanna see what your hair looks like coming out from under it ! " I agree completely . Well done . How about expanding it to include murderers ? Car thieves ? Beer has proven to be ok for you , soda , just horrible if you're like me and like to enjoy 5 .... 6 or more a day ! lol , go away , ಠ_ಠflower , ~ ~ I don't want ~ ~ no one wants to Are you April Foolsin ' me ? It's too much of a coincidence that I happen to live in Scandinavia . I mean , why not the UK first ? I don't trust you Alexandria and Jason Why is there a third hand behind her hair ? You forgot that they were period-stained panties I got a fedora Yes because the sexuality of Americans is intimately intertwined with the history of the Korean War Please be joking I thought the dog was doing the AMA He's feeling no pane . Apparently you have never seen a meth house ... Your an admin , you should know they added diamond armour . The zombies where way too hard and we balanced it out ! Goddamned April's fools day , I was excited . Crimes committed accidentally ? I don't think you quite understand how much I want those things . That made you not see that the same news was posted over an hour ago here too ? Let's see that meme .. I'm curious how it would look . Do you have a link for the map ? They never had SD on their maps before ... > I could honestly care less HATS INCOMING Jeeze was the username pussy cunt dick fucker already taken ? i HATE april fools day , this was not funny I admit cities are quite small . However maybe they'll add bigger cities in ( hopefully not as DLC No cats That's exactly something an orangered scum would do You got payed for 5 hours to build a Fortress ლ ( All I know is that I want hats , and if you stand in my way you'll be ... MostlyDismembered ... Reddit is on acid and I am on acid Yes ... My finger ... and from this point forward his girlfriend is known only as ... " The State " Down voted for blog spam . No problem . It was pretty fun actually , * until I had to dig one half of the world * Ha I see what you did there ... a bad joke . But seriously , Bad joke What's going on ? Everything here is real he was defending ww Jason Li seems like he's well informed .. How did you read his comment ? That looks extremely simple to install This abomination . I will not have it . ლ ( I think you know too much about this . / U / watsoned for me . She's amazing , I love her ... or / u / lemonsky .... or / u / nessaquik ..... This is the sketchiest thing I have seen in a while . A square knot ( a . k . a . death knot ) for the harness ? Cotton rope absorbing all that friction ? An overhand knot for the anchor to the bridge ? Miscellaneous hardware not rated for climbing ? In ... where ? Im on united ( lax to sfo ) as im writing this and they did not let me carry mine Reddit today Homework .. It's like watching r / gore and then afterward r / gonewild Haha yup lol I own the VHS trilogy , first remaster , and I can't watch em at all You don't , know that * gasp I hate how fake this is was told by a verizon employee back in 2004 that GSM is old technology ..... My reply is to the post . Not the comment . That knife's tip is ruined now . I hope your highest rated comment is not about eating black people . well thanks for pointing that out AFTER i got downvoted " Yes , because it can help prevent teen pregnancies and OTHER harmful diseases . " haha We need to make this happen . People need to repost this image to get our point across . I'm a cabbit . I can't explain it . Repost . I think * you * actually did this Barry bonds . People who don't understand , trying to give ' hope ' to those who have none . They can just stop now . Your eyes ... Check out these nuts You would pay hundreds of dollars to watch sweaty men chasing wads of rubber on slippery ice ? ? ? Fuck you OP . It's time to put this image to bed . ლ ( I .... miss .... my .... hats I have no idea . It's some kind of instant emote in the Alienblue reddit app on my ipad . All my other votes were spot on with the top percents , then it came to support and i was like " Oh , Patoy is prob winning , a lot of people know he's really good " ..... Wait what ? ! What is the screwdriver for ? Not where ... What ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ why does diamondprox only have 0.12 pecrent of the votes Deleted . Here's an emoticon instead of my comment : I'm about to resign a very well paying job because it has made me suicidal . " Wow , you're so flexible , I bet you can suck your own dick . I have Israeli friend here in London who was looking for a lebanese resturant called El-Arz , he was trying to convince me it's called El 3ars I get more attention from guys than girls with the WRX I do this too , but don't work in I . T . Try to plug in one way , doesn't fit , try the other way , doesn't fit , go back to the first way and does fit Did you eat it all So now we're accepting solicitations from lawyers ? ! Yeah .... pretty much same story for me and my beloved Mountain Dew . My wife lets me do this kinda binge once a week if not longer , then it's back to real food that's healthier ...... diabetes runs in my family and I'm already overweight Im sure we all expected something else ... * * MOVE ALONG NOW , NOTHING TO SEE HERE I haven't even been paying attention to hockey Yey , also I think my highest comment was a simple This is by far the strangest episode I've ever watched . PB kissing herself was ..... uh ... I'll take your survey , but I'm not sure about that username As a dude , I hope you never get teleportation superpowers I definitely had the same thought when I read the title of this . Do some people hate spyderco so much that they would downvote somebody who answers a question about their own opinion You have no feelings you monster She's built like a Polynesian woman and she's beautiful . Ahh , thanks for clearing that up . Not sure how I couldn't figure that out on my own . But only in the same way we are technically Europeans Have u heard of me ... I think not Lick it good . Suck this pussy , just like you should . Because they are fetishes > It's like watching r / gore and then afterward r / gonewild " enable the German language option " sounds much nicer than " censored , crippled version " , I suppose I remember him YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH . I shall destroy you . As soon as I read " just how my daddy likes it ? " I instantly went into I'm sure it did . Instant real world karma for you giving $ to Chick-Fil-A so they can finance hate groups . Because the only things homepaged on this reddit anymore are the nude females . If only some of the garment grid costumes didn't look so fucking stupid ... Looking at * you * , White Mage Paine oh right ... because wizards are * real * . Why not Waaaaaait here a minute . That would just make me a daddy . That doesnt help me become a grandaddy .... unless you had something weird in mind ... I .... no , definitely not weird .. Why did I click that Not only do you cut yourself but you starve as well ? Thank god that shitshow Mad River closed down . Also , there are some great spots in Old City , like Khyber and Eulogy . But yea , I agree , I live here and love the history , especially when out-of-town friends and family come visit , and I get to play tour guide . Protip : don't believe everything the hansom cab " tour guides " tell you ... no , the U . S . Custom House building was not the building in Ghost Busters . This has to be good for eSports , right ? How many times is this going to be posted This is bad info . There is no federal law that says you have to keep the tip . Feed me . A peek inside grubby . So the arsonist is a former firefighter ? What a fucking hero tis my job my good sir ! I live in Alaska , we have a big tourist industry , and some visitors are still surprised to find out we don't live in igloos or use sled dogs to get to work . Omg the crotch piece captain underpants dude . " I am dum lol , will u date ? " And then turn around and think " haha I tricked them , They think i'm dumb , they have to date me now ! " No , stop . He didn't hit anything that time either . First grade ... I remember listening to a BBC podcast once where they had some idiot going on about how the children he talks to who want to be surgeons or barristers have " no chance with the school they go to " and that they should just give up and settle for low-skilled jobs , as is their place . It's this : 16 ? Not in the clear yet No . Nui gives Masaki a look of disapproval ( Aren't you dead ? I wish there was a table function Only if you're into that ... anyone else think of " Peach Trees " block in Mega-City one after looking at that ? or Judge Dredd ? My name is Adrian but I don't want a childnapper saying I'm awesome " HIV Positive , Baby . " Fucking Melo I'm waiting for someone to put a picture of themselves so i can do it . Don't judge me My friends have called my mom a milf on multiple occasions.To my face ... ( I don't know why you're getting downvoted . It * isn't * a roundhouse kick . Question from a straight guy ... wouldn't there be poo ? Like , everywere ? ... I have it on PC for full HD .... It was quite lovely , minus the cold weather . I got some work done and started cleaning my room . I'm drinking an iced coffee right now , but I think they forgot to put cream and sugar in it . ' Scuse me , forgot where I was . I don't follow any streamers or pros ( I just like to play the game , not circlejerk over guys who are good at it ) so I didn't recognize the name . I thought they were talking about that annoying youtube guy What ? are you in the wrong comment thread ? THANK YOU ! How has nobody else commented on the immaculate pedicure she's sporting ! ? My toes look worse than that ... See , the problem isn't getting the other person to talk about himself ( or herself ) , it's more that after two hours , I know a great deal of intimate info about whoever I'm sitting down with and they haven't taken the initiative to get to know an ounce about me . It might be selfish to think of it that way , but sometimes I just want someone to ask me how my day went That's not what deep throating means ! Do we * really * do that ? Ma dove ? Ma quando ? Great ! Insane I'm not Mr . Chae , Her thimble changed hands I was skimming over your post and saw " oh yay boobs ! " and an imgur link . ლ ( 10.3 % chance wait wait wait what this is a thing ? You can get STDs from sex toys ? ? Geeky , you know better Hmm ... Must've been too obscure of a reference then ... What is the significance of that face symbol ? I see it on Reddit often . Thanks FlmTwr use Mean Look btw they forgotten kid icarus [ ASOS ] ( # b " Take three drinks : If a dragon kills someone . This will be fun when Daenerys has her Dragons attack everything alive in Astapor " ) My pleasure is taking out undeveloped hair . It just comes out as a super black piece of matter in pimple form They just yell " kaffir " a lot , right ? I know people who wear watches but check their phones anyways You should put that like " I heard it [ Eats people Seems that way ~ ~ It's a texture pack Smell of what hot chick left on a chair after sitting on it long enough Hahaha , it's funny because teh gay buttsecks ! Clearly our state representatives have their priorities in order . All of my friends , while I was trying to impress a guy , told me to do the whole baby talk thing . I never did it since if a guy likes a girl that talks like an eight year old , that's kind of freaky . Because if he DID admit he liked me mimicing a small child to attract him it'd be a But if I don't like it , then I've just ruined my food . You food-ruiner ! Your username The Humble Bundle and the Humble Bundle Weekly , both are the humble bundle Stay classy , skyactive . Humble Bundle , inc . , their corporation taken straight from their page I've definitely never heard this one before . Nope . Thank you r / music for keeping me up to date with the deep cuts of up and coming artists . This sub is definitely not where reddit is falling behind . Putting a joint behind his ear .... The slavery issue duos not support your argument . They can have people from SC2 but not Cloud or Squall from FF ? Or Toan from Dark Cloud ? There are so many characters that are far more badass than whatever EA creates ahhh , my old friend Jenkem , Relevant username . Nice try , but I'm not sending you nudes . Unlucky to work with people like this . I feel for you The robin and ussope one That's the joke . What bothers me most is that he pissed on the wall . * * Shall I magic the money away from you ? TIL rock paper scissors is the best game ever , why have I been wasting my time on league Finally manage to start the game -> Miller locked srsly Soe ... that last part ... DW could have reunited Wellwood and Pavs but no Raffi fucking Torres was available Loki ... just ... Loki . ####It has it's perks . Mobile and you don't need to be smart to do this ; You made this ... for me ? He has read it , he said : " OP , did you comment the potato comment ? Getting real tired of your shit Disney . I'm all for outlawing sex between all adults , for everyone but for me Her Internet history Well I first started on things like / r / minecraft but then came to this subreddit and .... Wow this is cool . Made a new account , called it askreddit _ and off I go :) had to find out what TL ;D R meant , or FTFY or TIL or Really . Downvoted ? Man this is unfortunate because I can't recruit people until they get into CB A yummy Popsicle right ? Right ? The only way I know how to respond , given the age of the throwaway : Time stamp or it didn't happen . Never seen this . Good bye normal sleeping patterns . So you're one of those peop [ le ] . I wish ! I've used Kais and Ginghers . Makes no difference ლ ( Maybe you should learn to get up without your mom's help I'm not sure if I like being used in an example of how to ddos someone Nooooooooooooooo . Say it isn't so . annnnd Halladay gave up another home run . 4-0 Braves . Rangers up on Penguins 4-0 now ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Seems like you've out some serious thought into altering the background then Dj roomba ? ! " My computer never loads this slo .... That's basically every " southern " state in the US I see normal sized people with faces of midgets But I had the correct answers ! Ah ok . Well it still seems sketchy enough to me that I won't do it . But she was smoking , and that was enough for me to be like I feel itchy just seeing it Shock Mansion lurking around R / Datsun Of that's just harsh Can we please get the fuck out of this inning ? Sigh , I'm in quantitative psychology . One person told me that they thought Freud was interesting too and that it was great that I was studying him . My pioneer app radio I just installed in my car is a winCE device . That and possibly he's collecting EI Uni ..... not fun * Sees the last few pics ...... Is that Nigahiga ? Neither Him nor you are the " leader of the free world " yet war mongering cheats and liars with massive amounts of blood on your hands ..... I hope STI's ? From a dead baby ? I have one and I've never been pregnant . Does it just get darker during pregnancy ? Why ? As a bomb tech this really bothers me ... ok , what the heck , it's pretty darn cool . you retweeted it One of the reblog comments : > Hey aren ’ t you that one that wanked over a 15 year old girl ’ s feet , turtle dick ? What do u mean ! ! ? They won't be Mac's ? ? ! Lvl 200 Legend I get it . I don't like it , but I get it . I accidentally clicked without reading the username . Why indeed .. That sounds like something from my nightmares as a kid Did you park blocking the sidewalk at the end ? Is it feasible to move out of Manhattan , or would the commutes be the veritable death of you two ? Instead of " Oh my face right now Were you shot ? Lol , ok farting bob No , Bruce Wayne's parents are dead . Batman is a symbol who has no family or friends , or anything else that can be lost I would have just flicked the guy in the back of the head and give him the That is true . It's like you * want * to go to jail . Too much League of Legends , thought it was Urgot Go capitalism ! Your and my grandmas should be friends . Last time we took her to the zoo she kept going on about the monkeys in the penguin house I swear every single time i go to winterhold there is a dragon . One time there were two Mr . Obama . I'm 23 , in Austin , I know this all too well , also it's why I get off brand hats and not new era the game hats . But the worst is getting asked if I'm a bears fan I feel your pain ! I have the opposite problem - people think I study rhetoric when I study communication as a quantitative social science . I can't tell you how many times I've gotten , " Oh ... so you can write political speeches . " I saw Silmarillion play at a little record shop back in Queens in the nineties . Of course , they were called Two Trees back then . Assault pop sniper Nananananana * I can't hear you * ! Same . And 5 ' 11 " . I'm not telling you ... Talk about Pitching a tent I feel like you need on of these . What the actual .......... i see no FC I think drinking is actually boring > That's like saying it's ok for a store to have precarious and known hazards in their building like wet floors / exposed wiring and if someone hurts themselves it's whatever .. it's their fault .. it's known this store doesn't meet the blanket safety standards that everyone expects . No one was forcing them to shop there . Yeah , I wonder why ... you upvoted it anyway ! don't you I'm sure things will go well for a country harboring that kind of thinking . What I mean is , they should have renamed it entirely , none of this " Tarder " BS . If you didn't want people to get offended by your pets name , you shouldn't have given it an offensive name to start with . I don't know why people are so hung up on a ward counter . I main supports and I could care less how many wards I place in a game . Next thing you know people will be asking for elixir and pot stats too . Let's just say I went on a field trip to a farm in grade 7 , there were pigs , my mom had packed some leftovers from breakfast that morning . Gwyneth Paltrow's corn Button your damn collars down . Major pet peeve Most are not saying it to mean literally only , or most feel they don't need to add " Sex is also factor of rape " seeing as , ya know ... rape is a crime committed via non consensual * sex * . The thirst is too real , as per usual I see what you did there .. but the problem is nobody can tell , seeing as i look like a fit young 23 year old . at least if i was fat , the excuse is obvious Oh Jesus Christ What kind of 5th graders cuss like that ? Is that how kids in elementary school are now , or did he just get held back ? Well to be fair to EUNI , it is very well written copy . Heck , I'd do us . And who wants to join a corp that actually functions like a university when you could just be playing the game and not rotting away in academia , anyway . Well would you guys look at that ! Captain obvious ! Anymore I usually get pretty decent responses because it seems to be becoming more well known here . A lot of people seem to be more curious and interested in it . Sometimes I will get a bad look here and there , but I have to just disregard it and move . I used to be real nervous about it , but I have a lot of people tell me congratulations on quitting and sticking to it . Vaping is gaining popularity quickly and I am seeing more and more of it . I'm not Jamaican * * YOU * * Pcl mcl injury from the look of it . Not a doctor just observing . So you assume you'd make all the money while your girlfriend did what , exactly ? What size hat do you wear Which lips ? h ... how ? ? of course i see this right after eating five of those glazed donut holes Spoiler right here . You checked ? Yeah but factor in a healthier Dwight Howard and consider a determined Kobe Bryant on the verge of retirement .. they'll make a definite push for it . This girl I know . Showed me texts from guys where she just like Hi and then boom dick pics and then there like your lips are the right size for it aren't they . Read that as protein stain As a player that shots pretty tough . I honest don't care so long as you aren't demanding we " play with it " or " lick it " or anything . I hate you for this , but I have to upvote you for a good confession . Your moms a hat ! Go to reply , pull down the little arrow at the top and swipe left . It reminds me of Chris ... TIL having a shitty car as teenager is indicator of being poor . Relevant username Like someone taking them home ? I'm Dominican due to all the African , Indian and European mixing back in the 1500s we come out with all sorts of traits so people don't really know what to expect What it boils down to is don't have a stick up your ass and take a fuckin joke bro And yet , * no one * ( that I've read so far ) , has noticed the spelling error ... " Mordern " Except that the last time I tried to convince someone with reports that uncovered this same issue they " reasoned " that said article was from 2002 and thus invalid because it's older than 10 years . ( wat A justifiable punch to the face should be your response You don't exactly have room to talk Mr . FappedToHisSister Two words for you . Jar Jar Binks . Ho ho ho ... that's why such a large amount of vitims don't fucking come forward , have law enforcement discount them , and get blamed by people they know Yeah , there was really no way to know these games were good That's Gary you thinking of ........ A detailed visual of my parents going at it . * * * Naturally * * * and Artificially flavored . Which ones are naturally flavored It took you three hours to post this didn't it . or that Be honest , you shoved your kitten into a sock for karma . We all know You're the most overrated poster in reddit history ! From whom ? I married my avatar to lissa and then i married lucina and owain without realizing theyre cousins I tried jacking it with icy hot once Doesn't eat the little dot on top of a tomato , because it should course cancer . ^ redditor for 8 minutes Nice try Jaycar Electronics marketing director . There is no water yet Dat Photoshop job . ^ redditor for 6 months 00:00 CEST .. Why can't the matches start like yesterday ? Lol you cut up Japs . That's racist . Toilet paper roll being backwards . Someone's taking p-chem ! * BRAVO * Yes , keep feeding the trolls . Well that would have , you know , possibly worked out for the best ? I'm the artist haha an it was my first tattoo , don't judge me NEVER put icy hot on your nipples . My sister did this when she was 15 or 16 and she told me that it was burning right after she did it ... Sorry to be a dick but , ' like and oasis .... in a sea ' . I read that as eat her like a lady Stickers and tape on walls . My dog likes to hump my leg . And my friends ' legs . And actually really anything tha fuck you lookin at I saw a girl who had try to kill herself a year or so back post a picture of her tits on gonewild . So much strength . I'd do it just to have the satisfaction of screaming " squeal like a pig ! " As she's bent over to my bidding Downtown DC is the third biggest in the country ? I have to assume that's after NYC and Chicago ? As a native Californian who visits DC regularly , I wonder how much this is based on your definition of " downtown " . Don't get me wrong , I love DC , but I think your definitions of " biggest " ( by office square footage ? Not what I was looking for . i needed new clothes . there was no way i was gonna put them boxers back on Level 69 ? I'm so confused ... How ? Japan ... DEM SAVES . My beagle likes to knock on doors as well . And if he's in the yard and nobody hears him knocking , he'll start barking . We * definitely * hear that .. How about racists ? Nazis ? Gang members ? Murderers ? Pedophiles ? Rapists ? Animal abusers ? How about the Taliban ? Or any extremist for that matter ? Shall we accept all their beliefs with arms wide open ? Yeah and Charizard too Melt your face off ? Those Camaro rims Woah . Be a cunt more That's not " Homeless Obama " .... That's " Future Obama " What the fuck are you talking about ? POUNDS ? Are you saying " bakers chocloate " because it has tons of theobromine and just replacing that with " all chocloate " when you should be saying " white chocloate is the least dangerous as it has the least density of the deadly chemical * theobromine * in it " ? Because , my friend " bakers chocolate and " white chocolate " are not even close to being the same . * * As someone with the name Evan , I find this sad and a little creepy . Why would I care about someone else ? Its called empathy and love for my fellow man . If that doesn't sum up the rift between political sects in this nation I don't know what does . Cmon sharks wake up ... sharks ... sharks .... ? God I came here to say this What in the fuck ... Shit , now this comment is NSFW .... real life dolls ? awesome ! they won't bleed when I axe them How am I supposed to buy weed ? How do you know she has plastic on her tv ? I felt just like Dwight . Now , if someone fills my phone with nickels ... No joke . Amazing sheaths but ... Wat . It's just too obvious No but I have seen people purposely share it . " kev 92715 " yup , clearly a parody account Try to flirt , get hard wood back Can't wait to play as " betmeh " You're doing it wrong Is your username in response to people asking you if there are penguins in Alaska ? I bet you're a fellow Alaskan , I'm onto you . ~ ~ Sexy ~ ~ Oh Richard Parker ...... Who the hell commends his friend for his huge junk ? dat hand-movement inside the hoodie ... One snow day ... * Winter * ... Try removing urinals Other People's Cocaine Comic Sans Unless you're a dumbass like my mum and lean your Tim Horton's cup near my dog's face when you're over ' cos it's funny . The first rule of Reddit Club - you don't put the joke in the title ... with water You were allowed to watch the adult party cartoon as a kid ? I just saw this please go into more depth because i just don't understand the first act was so good and they followed it up with a damsel in distress trope Guys also like girls who can cook . I tried filling in my date of birth , then realized why it wasn't working So you're telling me that Artists do not create ? Baaah ! I want the news meow ! Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . Yes , Razer is ridiculous .. What's with the obscene amount of feet topics on reddit recently ? She lives in Austin TX so she's getting google fiber shortly Johnny , and yours ? This is pretty dumb , but having bigger pockets in clothing . I think that women's clothing are made with smaller pockets so we are forced to buy purses . What ? Never seen this guy before . That would be some fucked up shit if a native American couldn't be president I feel bad for that 2nd floor tenant . Wouldn't be happy having someones death-juice leaking onto my floors People ... liked this ? I didn't downvote you , I was just stating my opinion that I am extremely annoyed at seeing this Sweet Celestia ? This . I once got served hawaiian pizza with the Pineapple core This thing gets posted all the time I don't like you Oh Canada in French My dad decided that jumping out of the boat while driving was a good idea . I'm on the tube , he yells to his friend that he's jumping . He jumped off the side , which was good , but we were turning . He said he realized halfway through the jump what a terrible mistake he had made and dove deep as soon as he hit water . About three seconds after he hit , here comes me at 20 mph zipping right over his wake . I'm not even ... Well if Lockhart used it , it must be a real spell ! Wouldn't listening to women on issue regarding men be ... an issue regarding women ? he's wearing a tophat with a monocle . There was not much to it that's not visible in the video .. there was a couple of people in masks and looking like they were going to fuck shit up so I left . This was the second protest for feminism I have seen in UofT in the past month ... most students like myself couldn't care less and just keep walking along ... also there was a " feminist porn convention " here today It was only meant as a joke for the idiot talking about nails ... Great job on respecting her wishes and boundaries ! And only for a little meaningless virtual karma ... This ain't summer ... I saw this on cheezburger . Totally the same pictures to me . Are my eyes bad ? Holland is not a country * than I did this too ! I bought my own modem and was quite happy with it . Until my Internet started slowing down so I called Comcast , long story short I HAVE to use their modem now to get the advertised speeds . So their Modem is what I'm back to using . The Loki ' Shing ' build is focused on * enhancing * his ability damage ... That's not a hand flipping the table ... ಠ_ಠ I don't want to pay 2 extra keys for the paint Wait ... so , you believe in being free to choose who / what you want to marry ? How is that different than equality ? Theres ........ two genders . And one can already marry . So . ¯ \ ( Hey now . That's not very Niice ... No . Abouting ? Are you wasted young man ? Exactly . Bad girl ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Read that as Quran .... There are things in that subreddit And what makes you say that ? Hunch ? Hmmm ? Did you read the title ? I also live in Seattle and it has only been raining two days Why were you even looking at a childs crotch ? I too enjoy wrestling . OP ( s ) PLEASE DELIVER . But you're gorgeous ! You're not a ladyboy are you When you get into the thick of it , you'll get that moment of clarity where you ask yourself that . Then you find that this is sometimes the least of your worries . C'mon ! It says stoned , that means its about weed and belongs here ! . 50 Cal Nipples Perhaps , or perhaps you have been . How is that Either she's a whale or this is BS Wow , poor guy I don't even have a bot username , pretty normal actually , but I get accused of boting just because I like to skill naked to keep my weight low What's wrong with cargo shorts Why Japan ? ლ ( When I was on vacation in spain our neighbours had a goat that bleated every evening and it added perfectly to the scenery ( seriously it was fucking amazing ) . Then came that family celebration and then the silence Strange school so instead of buying another he drank it ... but he made 5 dollars . * * * ~ ~ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Catopoly ! I got this for Christmas , the second I opened it my cat promptly sat on it . It's like they know Are people actually getting karma from taking very old jokes and analogies and putting them to this meme ? Who the fuck is up voting this shit ? So you liked the part full of murder ? By treating tax concessions as a " government contribution " to super , this video is starting from the ideological basis that the government owns everything and that any portion of income that the government ' lets you keep ' of your salary is a government contribution to you . It had to be in Spanish too ... I love ass-boosts . Angles ? Grainy pic ? I'm not sure how to take this . I just feel old now . Nope . To be honest , I barley utilize my jailbreak . I pretty much just use the LockSliderz tweak . / r / Or something LKY warned us of in case of a " freak " election . That replay you just posted / b.net profile says you're diamond , not masters Speak for yourself Mr . I'm-rich-enough-to-afford-an-F 02 . This has honestly bothered me for years . It's like Nurse Joy is wishing you bad luck ! What's her problem Me neither Go to work dude . I know you work on sundays Is that horse ... At least your teacher didn't slap a girls ass in the hallway . This was middle school , by the way How much have * you * spent on it ? idk , it's actually almost cute except for the fact that he looks a good 10 or 15 years older than her Hey guys , I just masturbated ! Better post it to Facebook ... My go-to sites are XKCD and , less frequently , the Oatmeal , although I don't check them daily . You're making me want to keep a list in my bookmarks , though . Touch é . Oh ... That would mean ... Thats not what he said A guy didn't ask me to print this , but he brought in the poster of a girl with a shirt cut right above her nipples and asked me to laminate it . ( Wonder why So , at the Eli Zombietarian Summer BBQ , We will find you dining on the Manning Tartare ... Slurping down the succulent , moist and lightly seasoned l'quarterback ... God ? Yea and while I'm at it ill give her a blotter of LSD and then inject her with meth Is that the weird Target with the 2 story parking garage * in front * of the store ? Only in LA . A person I knew had a clock set to ' Maple Story time ' on his laptop . Aaaaaaand you just went too far Even though its fake , I've never seen decomposition look like that . It kinda looks like mushrooms are growing on it I read that at first as " ASCII dick " With regards to the song " Thrift Shop " , I don't approve of popping tags . Also , some of the lyrics make no sense to me . For instance , why does he pass on moccasins because someone else has been walking in them , but then asks if he can have someone's Grandpa's hand-me-downs , including the Grandpa's velour slippers ? i .... have made a terrible mistake . I'm really trying , but this isn't helping ... Redditor first , desperate and dateless second Wolf ? bear ? dog ? .... All I know is it is sexy as hell ... ┌ ( um , I could totally dig up a half a dozen wimmins that would look at you with a You can tape the map in your windshield , that ought to be legal , right ? Could u be less clear ? Fact . People who don't wipe down their machines after their workout are one of my biggest pet peeves in the gym Aliens . They always take my monsters then use them as synchro material or as tributes . Ok , stop giving to the Internet all of our criminal techniques please Even if I don't need the update I just have to get rid of the little red circles on the App Store Thanks ? Nothing . 3:20 .... Never forget . Can't be a physics major . The math is wrong ... I am also 5 ' 10 " with blonde hair and blue eyes ... " Eating yogurt " has me second guessing the intent of this tumblr account Not sure if checkmate or check , mate No , he's just being supportive . ... blue waffle ? What a shit ending . Jesus ... I don't know what this means -> That's not average at all Dude .. am i the only one here that thinks this post is more disturbing than confusing . i like art Are the massive socks intentional ? It's the name . Cake and cheese sounds like it would taste terrible . Try it with someone who says they don't like cheesecake . Simply rename it to angelhaircake and they will probably like it . god dammit You wake up , the blankets are comfortable and the room is cold . Grab your laptop off the nightstand to check some things on the net before getting ready for the day . See a video clip you really wanna check out . House mate is asleep so you need your headphones .... which are on the other side of the room . Damn it In elementary school , I was bullied relentlessly . One time I didn't back down . Took a punch to the face , smiled and shoved back . Teacher saw it and we were apparently both guilty somehow . The principle beat me with a paddle . Apparently at the beginning of the year , a lot of parents signed the corporal punishment waiver . I know ... But this thread just took off ... And I just told myself I would be on for a few minutes and then bam ! Now I'm having awesome conversations with everyone ... I also failed to mention I have a test tomorrow That woman behind him : at first i was like that site ( sbiii.com ) Masochist here . Corn sounds fun . Dem ridges A woman with cute feet . It's a result of childhood trauma . My father lost both his feet to a landmine in Vietnam and my mother was stomped to death by my high school marching band . What . In . The . Flying . Fuck . ... * listens to it . * Wow , it is . Maybe she's just more talented than he expected . Oh yeah and because he didn't intend to kill him he totally deserves the lesser charge of manslaughter . She * was * hot . In 1990 Pasadena has a 3 - story parking deck for Target , each story with its own entrance I actually do not know I read that as " fleshlight " Somebody's little princess . Never leave him Try it with diarrhea dude . My god . This is exactly what I do He sucks They didn't kill either one of them though It creeps me out that all those names match at least 1 person on my qq Orange juice . Only 5 up votes and all 10 codes are gone ? Reposting like a bitch So this was staged huh ... I'm sitting in my high school algebra class on my iPod and don't want to click it . But I did anyway Until now Yeah ... who WAS that dick .... Dude , NSFW ! ! And you talked about me I haven't seen this prank before But ... higby plays NC , so it must be true ! A quart of milk ? Consider yourself lucky . It's extremely uncomfortable Good choice ... I checked it for lulz .... Just WTF ... Good . And abortions only happen if the woman is willing to go through with it Because evolutionary biology is capable of making moral judgements as to the manner in which genetic material is passed from person to person . Not sure if ... There is nothing passive about it . Your tone and body language should convey all the same scorn as : As am I . You couldnt have waited more than one day before attempting to repost this video ? Well that would explain their recent bank hacking My dad says it too . To my Korean girlfriend " Wow looks like you really had to go ! " It wasn't a question It wasn't a pun Somehow I get the feeling that you haven't actually been there ... How is it better to get raped by a jackknife than a penis ? That fucking little shit ... * was * proud of you . That took my computer longer to load Not to you . How did this get six up votes ... ? Caught a guy with the gtr badge on a mustang the other day At the A's game the other night a guy stood at the one right next to me and said , " This is gonna take a little while here , bear with me " Nice watch ! ( Personal experience ) I didn't even know this was a thing untill now .. German here I don't get it Every damn time the shampoo commercial with the woman washing her hair in the air plains bath room I have to mute my tv because my room mates keep thinking I'm watching porn So ... We all already knew about this .. If something is about to go down it will be on the 10 . Is that the 9 for us on eastern time ? If nothing happens then great ! But that's the date ... Agh ! Female married to a bi male here ... I feel like we get that kind of judgement from folks from his hometown . When he introduces me as his wife I've actually had a few of them respond with " OH ! He was gay when I knew him ! " It gets worse the more players you have . 2v2 is alright . Just don't try a 4v4 . Can somebody explain the skinny version of this ? " You are soooo skinny ! Like my penis Holy shit Kalanz ! Congrats man ! You deserve this ! You're such a selfless giver so now you sit back and play us something ! Pamper yourself too , but play us so something ! I'm serious .... play us a tune I admit my comparison is a bit crazy and the history a bit off . Wine makes me ponder funny things . I'm only writing this post not from a research standpoint , but from my memory . Im only 26 but my first pc was an IBM with 3.1 . I then went onto a Compaq Presario with 98 . I then got a really really nice Sony Vaio desktop with ME ... shudders I'm living ... I'm not in it . did I ... did I just read some kiddie erotic story ? I feel sick after reading your username on my signal , unleash hell . Where did I say most ? I used the colloquialism " A fair number " , this phrase does not indicate a majority . Rather , it means a large / surprising amount . I even defended / r / guns in my criticisms That is * NOT * the eleventh doctor . Try four months ..... I'm 6 ' 7 " and I hate all of you ! Ill never be able to drive a sports car . MATT ? Rent ... No , and now I can't find it . Why are you eating in the financial district ? And back to 200 Any thought would help she in my first just concerned Right when we finished she grabbed ice cream from the freezer and rubbed it all over her vag because " your baby won't die in the cold " What ? We all know where you life Got a jaw breaker and broke my root canal ..... That is fucked . It's a clone ... not a repost ... It took me a minute to realize that this is porn Dude ..... your username Clone of my dog Get back in there ! Poor Darth Maul At this point I was like " Ok , they're trying too hard " . Then I saw him in the toxic acid in cannon's core First of all thank u for commenting . Secondly and this is my fault as a new person to Reddit I forgot to mention this isn't me . It's just a random person . Although my intention is to make more narcissistic comics in be future . Lots of them ! You and I have four mutual friends on facebook More like next week " Water " LE SHUT UP AND TAKE MY LE MONEY Baltimore huh , never would of guessed it judging by this reply That doesn't look Animal Style I read " GG Bench EDWARD " Or the jackasses in vehicles . Really ... ? I like how it's carefully groomed to ... reveal the ass cleavage ? Cheap shot its me Naru remember ? Wanted to be a teacher . Never knew you were a redditor * DUDE ! * Spoiler tags ! Aren't ninjas supposed to be invisible ? Yikes , sorry about the bad image quality . I didn't notice it when I posted it . Op is a fag . Thank you for clarifying this . I stumbled upon this thread , read the top comment and was like awesome , that fills me with all sorts of warm fuzzies Misread that as / r / jailbait and was like , " That shield is absorbing the laser ! " * continues to fire only at the shield * ..... O cuando te las pongas . On par with the bike chain around the torso for ways to ensure maximum potential of spinal injuries if you fall off your bike Most useful site on the internet you say ? I should probably * * Google * * it and check it out . I clean my counters before and after cooking a meal , every time . But people insist on feeding the cat on the counter so every time I cook meat / fish etc . he jumps up on my freshly cleaned counter So someone had to take those pictures for him , huh ? Why is there a second toilet next to it ? So they're really going with that " born mobile " thing , huh ? People tend to think the USA protects Canada because they are our hat . . . it's the other way around , they are our hat of last resort I have you tagged as " Wears GF's Undies " for some reason So if a hero is whoever we want it to be , as a noun , wouldn't asshole , or dumbass , both of which are also nouns , be whatever we want them to be too ? The inference on dismissal seems like you're pandering to make me look bad because you have sports heroes I have you tagged as " unhelpful " for some reason If they made one for guys ( this is [ m ] y favorite shirt ) , I'd wear it just to see other redditors go If the price is right . I don't mind social media wanting to know my every move . The main thing that worries me is the very existence of a share button next to porn . No twitter , just no I could tell when you put a bounty on my cat ... I'm clumsy and funny We all going to die ! ! , ! , ! , ! , ! , ! , , ! , ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yes .... research Yes . " Caught " . I already have that I will reply to this top comment and hope for the subsequent karma to flow ( j'ai rien a repondre a tous ces # ... Et lache moi avec tes histoires de " politique de droite " . Je vais frapper lorsque je vais voir des stupitides comme le premier post ci-haut . If you stare at her face long enough , something starts twitching ... Like she's evil . I see what you did there ... I might have to make one of my own this weekend I actually was needing to restring mine cuz they were sounding dull LOL this is the second time I've had a mystery gift . The other was a Metallica sheet music book , it was gone an hour after I put it on my list a stop sign on I - 80 ? I just wish I knew who it was ! Hope they don't use lab mice . ಠ_ಠ Sound advice indeed MAKE IT SO ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I had actually read a series when I was really younger that I loved ..... like a younger Merlin . I can't for the life of me remember what it was called ! Our teacher would constantly yell at us to ask questions , but would get mad when we actually did ; That guy is Gandhi . Cannot unsee gun saying Lol hahahha I started to spam the promote button and a huge Read rapper as raper . No oh god STOP ... She's dead I kept reading this as llama . Liberal , Kansas Wait , I have RES , and " those eyes " just show up as empty squares to me : This had kicked my ass about a month ago . " Born to a chinese mother and an African American father ... who she's never met " I call bullshit . My sandwiches and tacos consistently look much more like the pics on the left . I think OP may be Jared from Subway . But they have the secret weapon > Do you hate us ? ? ? On your buddy ? First India , now the dolphins I was enjoying this game until it came to the cold fact that I'd need to pony up real money to play this game in any real time frame . That is unless you want to play it for the next 10 years 24/7 . I'd have gladly bought a full version of this game , but these pay to play schemes all these companies are rolling out is just ridiculous . And after that cunt killed the over pregnant cunt she goes and starts fucking the Asian some more so that maybes she can die giving birth too , stupid fucking retarded overwAtched gay show le username is le re [ le ] vent Oh fuck . Please tell me you were joking ... haha right Than * Indeed . Don't get too crazy . wow does she not look into it I 5 Stelle lanciano un caso mediatico con accuse pesantissime e poi smentiscono e se ne lavano le mani , alla stregua del peggior PDL Cant you all just download the . apk ? That Vamana was building physical protection . Ban one of your leaders from a territory he watches over ? Rather relevant because I read the title as fellatio instead of gelato . Are you guys serious ? Pandas ? Learn gestalt theory . This is a tiger What the fuck ? ! .. is not something that came to mind when I saw this post So le re [ le ] vent The last time that Germany backed up Japan didn't end well South Korea uses internet explorer for nearly all of its financial transactions . Wait , homosexual men need contraception now ? First thing I thought when I read the comic . If it's not too late to post the picture it''s not too late to post the details Not to mention it's the shortest month of the year This sure is hilarious ... YOU JUST WON THE INTERNET I need to fartkontrol when my girl is near Only if you're passionate about sealers Even if its like this But they still can't add Clan Calling Cards Shit got serious when you saw them in the store . Sweet chocolaty goodness . Thanks , Cheney ... I misread " Gree .. " as " Glee " and thought about the cast of that show singing a Misfits song The smell of my own burning flesh during my vasectomy . I'm sorry , but the rules on the sidebar clearly doesn't say anything about how I am supposed to express my opinion . So you are saying I am not intelligent for posting a reaction gif and it doesn't match up to the high standards of the / r / Ubuntu community ? Yes , the vote button is there for you to decide whether my comment is good or not , that's like your opinion , man , and I have the freedom to post whatever reactiongif My dad and I taught my stepmom to ride a dirt bike and her logic was that twisting the throttle forward should be go and twisting it back should be stop ... It took me about 10 mins to realise this was a joke Unlimited sick day ? I came here to take a * break * from Cognos That's like saying that I shouldn't sprint when I run in practice because that would be tryhardy Yes looks perfect Masturbate is a better word Catholics are Christians ... A few others here smoke as well , I think . Can't be too sure . That . Movie . I read this as " UFC releases Carlos Condit .... " If you're this worried should have wrapped it up Tell them that you have a bottle of fine tequila that you are willing to part with . Then watch your furniture build itself Believe it or not , with some practice you could do handstacks of 50 . I've personally seen a guy pull off an 80 stack . Obviously this pisses me off What do you mean " you people " ? I'm currently driving a Toyota Yaris . Not my all time fave , but I would certainly shoot myself before buying a Camry . not me . the thought of sticking my dick in my mouth disturbs me . And now I am thinking of that too ... Thanks I had no idea there was any other way for rizzeal ? ! i recently rebought a ps3 and cod 4 , and what would you know .. they are * still * $ 15 after 5 + years This * exact * thing happened to me in 2004 . I was married and already had one child , I just wanted some peace of mind and a decent amount of time between kids . My IUD was removed and my son was born when my daughter was eighteen months old . Thanks a lot , Paragard . Who is that narrator , and why is he there . can't tell if you are joking or not ... It would be a huge bonus in my eyes . I love music , and I've become friends with a lot of people due to conversations sparked by my band t shirts . One of my best friends is a musician , and I love going to his shows , even when he humiliates me by dedicating a song and pointing me out in the crowd Oh god yes , that is just ... ugh I eat cheezits ...... every day ...... for six months now I'll have to time it to avoid looks of disapproval . You do realize that in a democracy the government is us . Right ? dat contract A link to the original image you're referencing to might help this get off the ground . If only I could find it . * Diet * Coke ? You disgusting monster . Thank you ! It has given me a huge confidence boost :D and I'm sorry ..... I only text my wife , and I'd die without my phone Hahaha I guess I've been absent a little more than usual Can't tell if serious or fanning the flames of speculation 1 shot yourself oh phys reflect mobs If you have been watching this show , you should know that this is not a kids show although it is commonly mistaken as such . I started laughing out loud at this on public transit . It shows his butt My dad said that I was sending him to an early grave . I see that Yes ! ! There was one painting in particular ... I remember thinking ... " Oh my .. this painting is ... wierd ... then I looked up ... TIL AlienBlue has a special tab tht appears when replying . when swiped down , you can choose to see the comment your replying to , ( ive deleted my replys so many times ... ) , or youcan see what youre typing . if you swipe to the right , you get the Ask her out , not like you have anything better to do than post on Reddit What do * you * mean " you people " ? I thought Dark Souls was already a sequel OH MY GOD . What the fuck , asshole . Cause I'm minding my own business , in my lane , out of your way , you want to CLOTHESLINE me with a metal object moving at 30 MPH ? Sounds like you're the problem , here Never had pancakes and bacon ? ! What do * you * mean " What do * you * mean " you people ? ಠ_ಠ " Yaaay for future gifting ! And for days off ! I get one In the hyperbolic time chamber ! ! I hadn't talked to this person in about three years before those messages came earlier tonight ... not sure how I was the " lucky " recipient . Oh God , that looks like snooki airships ... as in zepplins ? like .... the Hindenburg ? That face . She looks like my cousin ... Nope ... such a backwards country living in huts under fanatic dictator rule ... they are no threat - its not like they will do what--fly planes into buildings ... No one here said anything hateful against Germans . In the name of the post I am stating a fact . It is indeed a photograph of a German stormtrooper . I was lazy and didn't read the whole page . I just looked at the pictures attempting to understand how they had anything to do with breastfeeding . It's all in the resin . I was at a beach party with some friends talking to a guy friend of mine , all the sudden someone is poking me in the back and I turned around to see this guy , who has his arm around a girl I know and has been making out with her for the last hour and he says " you're really fucking hot , are you gonna go home with that guy ? " Take notes guys , this one is a pro ! Actually , lions and tigers were exactly what I had in mind when that occurred to me - do we really want to take that evolutionary step " backwards " ( maybe downwards ? ) and not even have a height advantage over such predators ? I know no-one will be likely to encounter such things by 3013 ( probably sooner This is starting to get " hard " . The Human Centipede This isn't a manea I once used rock stun that sided into macro rabbit , my opponent saw me drop the bunny game 2 and he was like We are supposed to hold positions . * Multi 21 , Miopra , multi 21 . * In the last picture , your station * clearly * makes this expression : Holy shit that looks painful I been doing this for over a year now lol and I don't see it changing any time soon Knifepoint sounds safer than Sunshine We do , however it USUALLY doesn't go towards the coffee I am very disapointed in this picture now He needed to be protected and served . Female engineer myself , best thing is to work at a constructions site ! Cats . They're so evil . He's just concerned he won't get any more of your money . I think I get I'm not even going to pretend to ' hate to be that guy ' when saying this , because I don't . I genuinely feel that if you can't afford to properly adopt a pet to begin with than you can't afford to properly care for said pet either , and doing so in spite of this is both self serving and damaging to the health of the animal . I didn't mean to make it sound easy . It's sorting through shit I'm more Yeah because Blizz never gives us things and takes them away . she , " sucked " , at her job ? I spy with my little eye the FBI The most * Or he has been shading for 3 years . ps2 ? at an auction ? Boy do I love this state .... Being forced to face-plant on women's breasts . I would confess even I have nothing to . Glad I could send a :) your way . Hope your day improves ... I'm stuck in meeting hell with a backlog of tickets ... One of the meetings is to discuss why I'm behind on tickets . TIL atheists ended slavery . How Fucking Dare You ? ! I've seen Sirefef.gen before , almost always tossed into a keygen or cracker . As an electrical engineer who switched from computer engineering : If you can't do , teach . There is never enough pussy ... Just checked your submission history and you seem to have a bunch of submissions on / r / incest , including one asking why incest is unethical and another on incest hentai . My best guess is saying that the Anivia will be 1820 ( at least 1350 ) seeing how all her abilties have new effects , new model on her passive , new voice and all that . I'm really hoping the Volibear one will be 975 but there is a chance they may put it out for 1350 . Either way , Mexican nanny state FTW ... not Probably because she wraps her legs around you when she senses you're getting close . Worst nightmare ... Penguin = Just sent it out :D . How do I close this I'm sure you have an event in your life that took the courage and confidence comparable to what he is displaying here . It's not a good sign that you have to go back almost a hundred years to find one . Apparently , the female population does actually have the same odd body functions as I do ! But , none of them will admit it in public This is incredible . Is it for sale ? ? Marge Simpson and a random black guy It's a repost - last posted just yesterday So wait , I get that people feel quality degrades with new players ; which isn't always the game . Since this is a SP game If you are buying gold just buy a membership I know where this is going . So OP , how do you feel about yoga pants ? Yeah that makes sense . And your username ... Yes , Romney lost because he was not conservative enough . Too bad nobody else sees it that way Though I'm not currently reading it , thanks for the spoiler alert Yea , it honestly just pisses me off at this point when someone I am smoking with doesn't do it because pretty much everyone in my circle has been educated about it I still love the look of standard old well tied fisher mans with mono Yes , and my friends parents thought this about Pokemon for most of his childhood . And I'm in geometry . * if * it resumes ... > Politicians don't create jobs they create the * environment * in which jobs will be created there is now more time in lag than the servers have been running . I'm looking at you , Fred Phelps A fellow Alaska ? I'm onto you . Especially spaghetti cooked in the locker room hot tub . Thaattssss evil .. I have a cousin who named her baby girl Nevaeh ( Heaven backwards ) Really orangered ? People seem to overlook the main point , no person of sound mind approaches police during a fight . If my kid was fighting with police , I'd stay back because I have enough sense to listen to police . Had the kid just listened to the officers , perhaps the entire thing could have blown over with a CTW and a be on your way . Go home , you're drunk . It's only Thursday night . " I suppose . " He could always ask his mother .. For what Looks like an eagle holding a testicle . I had 2 brothers growing up , and several MIA squishy tubie things ( what the fuck are these things called ) throughout the years . The sudden realization when I put two-and-two together , as an adult ... Don't mind me I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway ! I guess my dad's mom once called a litte black girl " the cutest little jiggaboo " ... there are hashtags on that t-shirt Color ... I can't even drive straight in truck simulator while fiddling with the radio Same . Except not my dad , who is estranged .. but there isn't much of anything that I wouldn't tell / haven't told my mom . ... He murdered someone ... I'm still playing it , as I can't afford a Wii U yet . I've only played it once online , though . Running a network cable across my living room combined with Ad-hoc Party vs . what Tri's online was like is just Yeah , congratulations on being a drug dealer and getting away with it ... This seriously gets on my nerves . I'm just strollin ' through the net , " well , this seems interesting , I might watch it " . Next thing you know you're watching a bunch of girls taking a shower . Together . .. everyone . But ... How did you take the picture ? I thought she died If she came back to life . Please punch her in the cunt . With a flamethrower . 283 rotations per second . Why was this down voted ? America is awake now He certainly wasn't calling men noble . That was you , putting words in his mouth , before dissing him . What ... what sort of sexual favors might female penguins be able to offer males ? For science , of course , What has been seen Oh my gosh watt . Looking back and thinking about that part now ... Oh god .. I read this title as " Should I get cum from my diet " .. I was into it , until it turned into a song ... I think a trike is a death trap . Such a horrible design you steer like a car until 1 of the rear tires is off the ground then the exact opposite or you flip it instantly . Not scared silly , look at the face --> I can beat that , my step mom has a garbage can full . Lol , I say " beat that " as if its something I can win , I'm a tool . #selfreflection . I figured since I'm a tool I can use a hash tag coyote , jesus , I'm sorry . I really don't think that mistake deserved Maybe you rub it against other things Cracked an egg , dumped the yolk / white into the garbage disposal and threw the shell into the cookie dough . They sell the same thing at the sex shop This past secret santa exchange my giftee marked his gift as received but didn't bother to post pictures . Even to get to that point I had to email him and remind him . So far my giftee matches have been like , " yeah , thanks ... whatever . " The next question is why do you want homeless . Hopefully to give the a job , or at least a sandwich . I hope not bum fights I thought this was America I can't believe I didn't catch that typo .. At 8 ... what ? Thanks for replies all . Crazy I didn't see this on any news that last few days . The one on the left looks like Justin Bieber Damn he's really serious about his enjoyment of art . Screw you dude , I didn't need to see that after eating a sandwich " We don't want unwanted people ? " Someone went ALL WRONG with this sign . Nipple clamps , " Hands-on children ... " I like it although you went through all that trouble to create a new box to cool your beverages in , but you still didn't bother with proper handles ? I guess I should stop saying that I'm going to spread peanut butter on my bread , then . " We have a long ... You ... you what ? Whoa for a second there I was interested in badminton What kind of appointments do you have at 10 PM on Saturday That's why I like animals . Thought that said child porn star Vertical video We put ours in the back Genius ! If only there was a way I could pull it off ... What the fuck is going on ... Mine brought all the boys to the yard . ... and it's nearly impossible to get in and out of a coupe with fewer larger doors ! Really annoying ! ... Your keys look EXACTLY like mine . There could be cases where white people could have chased Africans down . No one can say 100 % if they did or didn't , since none of us were there at the time . Unless of course ... You were there AnotherBoredAHole . ^ ^ ^ ^ Dun ^ ^ ^ ^ Dun ^ ^ ^ ^ Dunnnnn WHERE WERE YOU 500 YEARS AGO TODAY ! ? " Kind of " Haha it's funny because the dog is in a lot of pain ... i agree , fortunatley im not a dumbass . i failed to mention though , i am not a guy . this is in the womens bathroom . On outpost is impossibile to get more than 23 ... screw that people You're on reddit , don't pretend you haven't whacked it once or twice Sure looks like it . Also commented in the linked thread . omfg ! ! Victor .. iam sold ! you have a new fan Complexity ! Oh that woulda sucked ! I bought the Newsflesh trilogy out of order lol I got the second one because it sounded so awesome ! I was halfway thru before I realized it was the second entry ! I did today after Greinke's little adventure . Those are not PCs ... Those are in the top 5 most played The game is called Tax Evaders . 10 items or fewer Have a great time , fall in love because why not , bang like rabbits , wear a rubber Yeah about that Dyrone . Was the brand ban an accident or was it actually on purpose ? at first I was Seems like walking single-file would be called for in this situation Ya , shorty after posting this I found the GC subreddit . I need to learn to be more patient when looking for subreddits Curious .... How dare you waste the beer . Wow that really sucks Adults is what they are . Late 20 ' s , if not 30 ' s . Pretending to be fucking High Schoolers Not to mention the amount of injuries that would occur from adults sticking their finger in the pod dispenser . 79 people liked it ... eventually I see what you did there . I have trouble grasping this ... It's essentially the same as the other answers but you disagree with the other responses ... White , atheist gay dude living in Africa puts me at - 475 I don't get it , this is neither funny , or makes any sense ? I see what you did there What * * ABOUT * * Sasha Pavlovic ? Oh we know everything now . * Everything * . WE KNOW ABOUT VEGAS . We know what you did . Shame on you . The further . ಠ_ಠ .... just ... I don't know if you'll classify DLC as a full game but , the Metal Gear Rising DLC where you play as Sam . That just sort of ended and didn't really explain why he's doing what he's doing in the DLC / main game , or it was just really poor / vaguely explained . Also at the end of the credits they put Sam's first appearance ( Which is also the first cutscene in the actually game ) and then have " To be continued in Metal Gear Rising " ... wut Square toed shoes If I could stop every misleading submission from you I'd gladly do it . If you don't like the fact they sue that's fine but this kind of misleading submission , I HAVE BUT ONE DOWNVOTE TO GIVE . I'm running into this problem myself as well . Just got into G-rank and hit a bit of a brick wall . I managed to get myself a full R.lud set which upped my def considerably but by GOD stay away from fire I paid for ReaddleDocs on my iPhone . Do you often take pictures of your sleeping mom ? * * * Good Mental Image * * * Baby , you can blow my fume hood any time ... N " y " s thr I once asked my dad why his briefs had a bulge . He said it was filled with live crabs . It's late in the day and the camera is not white balanced . You could easily adjust the yellow out . First thing I noticed . .. other than the Well I guess if we want him to talk we need to encourage him to bacon anyone Dem crosses I think Jason Bay was better ... said nobody ever . How the hell are we supposed to fap to this ? ! I see the no-no about saying someone is sexy , but I was genuinely saying that both looks work for the OP . And it's really crummy and discouraging to mandate that a compliment on contrasting looks can't contribute to a discussion . Im with this guy ! ლ ( Rebecca Black .. Everything except beef ... I played hockey in Pittsburgh starting a the young age of 5 and got to meet many penguins players while playing at south point ( their practice rink ) . Moved to CA a few years ago and now get called a bandwagon pens fan every time I where a jersey out . Thanks Kings fans Kapora burger seems interesting . Super Metroid . My mom let me buy Robocop 3 instead - easily one of the worst , ( and difficult ) , video games of all time - it was cheaper ... Thought it said " CHICKEN THINGS " . Was very confused at first . It's also like asking for a Gameboy and getting a Tomy handheld game When I went to a fertility doctor the collection room had the hear no evil , see no evil , speak no evil monkeys . Why are you looking at your Asian roommates underwear ? Got the error , reinstalled , still having the error . I laughed , then Stormtrooper with fanny pack Who goes out of their way to make the video not playable on tablet or phone Life lessons from " suckmywurst " Right ? It's pretty funny . Especially when I see examples of it ' in the wild , ' where people try to get indignant and complain to mgt / employees about kids being somewhere ... and the kids are behaving and quiet , and only those complaining are being assholes . Now , if the kids are scream-y , fine , complain , hell , I'll complain too ... but if you're just complaining about their * presence ? * All those FFX songs and no To Zanarkand ? Wait . What ? Given your username I am unsure what to think I've never had any problems with the current reddit search function . Any time I can't find something it's because people submit links with titles like " Wait ... what ? " or " Ma lugesin * SUGULIHAS * IAN BERNARDO . You're projecting / judging where it's not needed . Unnecessary . Just redirect the person to the * correct * sub and offer advice to the best you can ! You are presumptuous In all of your " facts " about OPs post . tried it . got an upvote TIE ( Twin Ion Engine ) Fighter : propulsion ? ONE LV - 909 liquid fuel engine . Boxing Helena . It was so unsettling . what is windows xp iirc ? Im at work until 0600 You were one of those who left early I would love to ( the 14th is my birthday ) but im at work until 0600 Wendy's ... Hole ? Yea only a small minority of refined tastes like pink floydd - probably why the dark side of the moon was one of the best selling albums of all time . The company I work for has a meet and greet in his contact . When ever I talk to people under pressure I end up sounding like a creep D's or bigger * even * Sansa ? Good one , quick . Dick . Especially if you live with anyone else . There are a lot of questions that come to mind here , but the biggest one has to be : Why was that link purple ? ACK . Ditto . Stomach cramps followed by amazing amounts of vomit or diarrhea or if I'm particularly lucky , both . Then headaches , itchy skin , joint pain and nausea for 2 or more weeks . Fuck gluten . My boner right now : Many people took their babies / small children when I went to see The Evil Dead & when I went to see The Devil Inside That I didn't need to trim down there cause it was already big enough ... I was 13 and the doctor was male Why link it when you can just type it . Or hell , copy and paste . -> That guy better submit that crap Big tits and a fine ass ... Very nice for Asian I post it yesterday , but get shit for upvotes ? Of course , Reddit I've been seeing this tip around for ages , but have never had a chance to use it . Any time I happen on one of those sites , there's no printable option . I finally found one yesterday , but the print button literally just generated a PDF of the page I was looking at ... with nonfunctional links to the next slides . Did no one else think that he might just have become a little bit richer for bowling that no ball ? Dude . This is soooo 2012 " Redditor for 15 minutes " Yeaaaahh , this would work a lot better if the person in the meme actually had a beard If there was ever a need for a NSFW tag , it would be now You referred to very young girl as " sexy . " The meat at Taco Bell really isn't ' meat ' . The only somewhat real thing at Taco Bell is the steak , and I'm not entirely sure if its steak . Adding a pic might help with the test .... The British are definitely not always the bad guys to Americans just because of a bickering over independence . The Serbian Film ... Oxy . . . cotton It's really funny to see people first learn that on / r / alienblue . It results in a million comments containing nothing but " ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Horse people . Fucking ... Horse people . I've yet to meet one that didn't make my skin crawl . I swear to god , I can ID them on sight . There is something off about them and I don't like it . So he is deserving of a test spot over Robbie Farah because he was good 5 years ago ? It's called sarcasm ... ulg , virtual peeping toms , still nasty . Every time my family hugs each other we make purring cat noises . It is weird . Your hella fine ! Message me back if you want Hahaha whoops . I meant to say sister . It's way too early . can't tell is sarcastic or serious OP should have known better . The climbing community is too serious for this kind of humor . It was just a question Dat username ........ It's funny that you claim that most people without father figures are black people , and claiming this to be a fact yet you have provided no source to back that up . While it is possibly true , maybe you should prove what you say if you want people to take you seriously . Otherwise you just kinda seem like a dick . Thanks reddit for my daily Bieber update ! I still can't get my watches post to pass the bot ... I think I'll just post it here with a keyboard . No , that's not how physics works ... What did you get for Christmas ? Molested . By Uncle Jim . Again . A " snail puncher " ? " The cream of Sumyoungguy is not for the faint of heart " Why would you not disable twitch chat ... ? I got here this early and it's only available for App Store USA ! ! ! ! ! As a result , the age of consent is 12 , like in Italy 1924 / 1929 .. Did my wife make you upload this video ? what have the squirrels ever done to you ? TIL to wipe down the rear end of my car Dat fore ... mag ... thing . Redditor for 50 minutes If we could have some AA these days , that'd be great At least your not a guy who tried the recumbent bicycle ... Reddit feels disappointed in your poor language skill portrayal . Turbans are * crazy * hats , eh ? No but I wish he would have specified . I need to know how flattered I'm supposed to be because I got some blockheads peen hard Don't eat yellow snow ... You reposted this 3 times ? He look like he have boobs Tell me about it ... I usually play in less populated or quick chat worlds because of this . Even after changing my title to " princess " it's still a problem for me . Once someone said to me , " puppyhugger ? more like puppyguy . hahaha " You should be ashamed of yourself . I'll agree that our immigration policy has a lot of issues but there's quite a leap from having that opinion to equating Somalis to garbage . Thanks Oprah ! You think I could afford all this shit ? I was at a party I know this isn't true , but the top listed number is my ex girlfriend Haha yes so really 20 hours , oh god I really never realized it Because it is ... * tears up * I'll never let go , ThetrueJT , I'll never let go . * Lets go and watches while you sink to the bottom of the ocean * That placard looks photoshopped . I can tell by the pixels . Close . I have to take out the wiper fluid reservoir to change the right side headlight on my car . I look at the what to expect when expecting forums through their app . It's really crazy and hilarious . I try not to comment mostly a lurker . What I don't understand is how most of them don't know how to google search , trust their doctor , or call l & d before asking the forum " I think my waters broke should I make a sandwich or take a shower ? ! " Server morghulis . I also live right next to this Did you do your homework yet P-Dub ? Or a broken guitar . At the beach he always hears , " get out of my son . " But wait there's more ......... Yeah , me too . I'm super awkward with people so I just manage to make a fool of myself . One example is saying fall out bouy instead of fall out boy . It was like I was Flava Flav OP DELIVERS . Yep , plus some ham buried in there somewhere . It's a slightly sketchy hotel room service offering I just tried to eat . I didn't anticipate there being quite such a phenomenal volume of foul tasting cheese on it I'm 15 and one of my peers has implants . I miss Lilly . I can't wait for the winning screenshot ... maybe it will be as good as the stream of new ones that reach the front page here every day Trade , yet have a beneficial common good , that is one god damn socialist if you ask me . This in reply to the OP screams free karma Sir , for the use of " 11 - year-old slave girl . I just realized that those were there . You put a square for this kind of post in there . You knew exactly what you were doing . ' scroll down for video ' Yeah , but they're ... * chains * Good as in ..... Pleasurable ? You gave an explanation as to why this comment is creepy instead of just doing this : A couple of my Japanese friends were convinced that , since they are pretty boys , they shouldn't go to America . " Because they'd get raped by black men . " Why is Wu Tang still on Why the fuck would I google things that would make me lose sleep ? how much would you spend ? Or 33 " I thought you said nothing but prostitution played him 2 weeks ago i got stomped early cuz i was laning against jax mid dafuq I swear I did not eat him It's a bugger being long , every time I eat toast I end up nom nomming on me whiskers So that means there is a chance that I am related to a famous Assassin , or a Gladiator ? Or even a Spartan . \ Could you make an icon for the stock notes . It's so I can write quick lyrics from the lockscreen before I forget them I did as well . The public range in my county was shut down due to littering & vandalism . Badass stipple job Not yet man . Wait a while . " Deal would include $ 17.3 billion in cash , $ 82 . billion in stocks " Me too . But I like it when it's weird .. First thing I thought was " strapping men to what ? " No . As a deformed 6 ' 7 ' ' Mexican , I can confirm I'm odd [ The comment I am replying to should really have more upvotes ; opinions one disagrees with are supposed to be discussed not downvoted ! A 14 year old isn't going to get shingles Incase you are wondering , your boner gave me a boner . I told my brother I share my birthday with him . He said ' Who's Clint Eastwood ? ' it's forbidden for a reason . it leads to madness , cyborgs and m . night movies . Not for long I still have 2 Novell servers from the late 90 ' s and 4 server 2000 ' s I'm sorry , I don't know anything about the game that you clearly labeled in the title of your post . Those hashtags I just see broken necks everywhere in the future The only thing is ... I have actually very short hair . That's funny . Lets do something stupid and then record it to put online . " Portlandia , A Guide For Visitors , " is helping to get the word out ! That and the roof of my car . I'm going to use this and enjoy all the Are you fucking kidding me ? That cup looks awfully like a bag , even at the end he calls it a bag ... Yeah , shoot at the explosion , that'll help . Great , now I need help untying my penis from around my ankles , I'm stuck ... It's pretty obvious what they were doing . We have one in northern Virginia , and I was like Yeah , if only they had some sort of multi million dollar complex he wouldn't have to resort to stealing ! I was once kicked out of my ultimate by lee sin Or you can actually buy the book because its a fantastic read and pretty cheap considering I've read it cover to cover at least twice . Drove 5 hours to my testing site As an American living in Michigan , the building behind my house is a Tim hortons My god , he is so stupid he is smart . Actually I'm pretty sure they'd fly away in the air Oh god , you just brought back the repressed memories of me putting olive oil onto my skateboard's bearings You corrected pray but didn't correct your ? ~ ~ He's ~ ~ She's taking a piss or shit . Enjoy what ? You're title , that's all there is ... That's really neat I feel bad about how much this turns me on ... With over 100 people injured , I'm guessing a few people's plans have been altered i think they might've smoked them as * cigars * The robots themselves were in the VIP area whenever the video played so they obviously knew it was going to happen but I don't think they actually planned it considering they like footage from the fans . But like you said , it wasn't shot in portrait mode so it could be a professional Well , as crazy as it is , I doubt you're nuts enough to sell some mantles over some scales ... So in the end you've just quit without saving then load again right ? RIGHT ? I had a better one ready but I fell getting up and hit something ; it deleted EVERYTHING THAT I WORKED ON FOR AN HOUR . This scares me . That good sir , is one highly damaged vagina Pretty good stuff Yeah but it's * business * Calculus most likely . I had a friend in that class and towards the end of the semester I asked him what types of problems he did with integration and this was his reaction : Slightly mesmerizing Are you not from the area ? Why wouldn't you just stay in Philly ? You played yellow , but you didn't use pikachu ! This .... this looks exactly like my boyfriend Most redditors are either from the US or europe , what can you expect ? You put socks in your nose ? I have a thing for beautiful , brown nipples .... so , well done . White and covered in frosting seems like politicians are starting to point fingers . The niggars are the white family not chapelle My God . “ wow maybe you should start a website to tell people how much better you are then they are .... Damnit , not this again ! This is confusing to me Trying to reason with an avid drunk driver ? Oh yeah , drunk people think rationally and will just toss their keys at you . That'll work like a charm and definitely not pose a risk for yourself . That cat looks almost identical to my cat .... and to top it off I named it Blackie as well That " person of interest " is a Saudi man who was running away from the explosion . Obviously , he should have ran towards it instead of being suspicious and trying to get away r / Japan is actually full of people who think they've been in Japan so long they are above finding a lawn with pig ornaments * * in the middle of a shopping center * * even slightly amusing I really want to meet the people who downvoted this post .... I let an ex pee on my face before giving him a BJ . It happend a few times . I actually sorta liked it , kinda hot really , turned me on * * a lot * * ... after the first times I would usually be the one asking for it . TIL Dead bodies left on the trail to the peak of Mt . Everest are used as place markers . But you're blind Confession : I've never seen Blade Runner I thought you were going to say you used one of the udders as a condom The Google Ad I got during the video was for SEMENTANKS.COM . I remember using hours to beat that son of a Self control is a better way . Dude , he's 6 . Don't karma out your brother , and don't be an asshole . I think that the ' WTF ' in this post , is you posting it . Thank you u / meth_connoisseur A lawn guy would be cheaper . If your toothbrush has been * in contact with human feces * you're using it wrong . It's been happening for a bit I think LOL last week I got a huge envelope with TWELVE sets of guitar strings ...... no name Oh ... obviously That is an awesome gift ! Sorry you couldn't thank properly I think it was worse cuz its an auto parts store ...... filled with testosterone .... Okay , someone just emailed my work asking if we could make a duvet out of some feathers that they have . Me too ..... I made it up Hahaha the only thing I ASK of people coming in , know the engine size . That's it . I know next to nothing , but I have noticed that manufacturers often make different parts for different engines ...... which pisses me off ! Another feature cloned from Clang . > > Background honky ... They're sisters The director of IT for Microsoft ... The lady has been in her job for over 20 years and needs help installing a printer Why cant they both be great buddies ? I was confused as to why the wife was so upset the cat was covered in refried beans . How dare you point the finger at second amendment advocates . If the past 4 months have taught us anything , its that they're a level headed group . I dunno , this has a lot more OC and less ( if any ) cloned reposts than , say , / r / sloths Looks at your battlelog I wasn't checking that girl out ... Wait , woah .... what ? - this is a photoshop battle , not " I found this on the internet and think they'd do it better " battle . Who giggles at public toilets anyways Did you find this in a safe I feel violated I coulda swore I heard the dog say " I'M COMINGGG .. " right at the end . Customer service skills ? How did YOU get to that page ? How does one fit their dick in a bottle ? The other tab is sex toys That's what I thought . It seemed a tad rigid . He probably would have given a warning to anyone else . Even an officer of the court would likely get a warning ( along with " yes , or the dark ones might get me . More like " Please enter in a valid measurement . " It's cute at first ... but then it gets all hairy Tor a porn program ? Thanks for the daily Bieber update ! It was Klink for me . I tried everything starting with a C . Liberal atheist Boston scum here . Some kid named Jeremy . He tried very hard to let everyone know he was a bisexual with his laugh and gestures . Anyways we were talking about Canada's climate to Africa's climate , he raises his hands and asks " So the Canadians were Indians that were from Europe and wore fur coats " ? I swear the whole class just " Because that's what Facebook is for . Important stuff . I thought you meant peeing ON a glass building and the picture would be from inside looking out at him . So disappointment . I dont get it I'm not sure that any kind of context could justify this Said the pervert that posted the pic ? Other humans , think about if it was okay for us to just kill eachother for food , they will get over your fences , and they will break your windows .. To genwunners , anything thats not gen 1 and MAYBE gen 2 is stupid , ugly and uninspired . You rat ! Thank you so much though . Also , don't think you can escape the wrath of me ooh no , what have I started ? ! ? ! ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ What a lovely family vacation photo Why ? r / pics is a " place to share interesting photographs and images " and judging by the number of upvotes , this is interesting . you have no idea ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ I deleted everything , re downloaded it ( 3 times I'll be 28 next month and I also did this . I'm not sure what that says about me . I'm singing this in my head . It starts as Prince Ali and ends as Who Am I . Yah , cause Whitney was super user-friendly Too soon " Officer , it's for personal use . " Lawl . I thought the " X " was a " close-side-bezel " button . The Freya deco half cup seems to skip from 34Ds to 34Es All the more reason for them to hate Western ideals My doctor : they seem fine but you should have them out anyways so they your teeth have more gaps and it is easier to floss You would think If you would be calling someone a child you would use correct grammer make one . Well , is there a spoiler alert for having one's mind blown ? I defended him , guy This is for carrying a handgun google master what a great girlfriend Beary funny . To be honest , I think something like Typhoid or H7n9 is scarier then a monster What kind of * bio * class is this .... You linked to your own comment Fucking . Retard . Seriously ! T-Mac Logic : Irwin scores last night and then gets scratched tonight girlfriend here Oh god yes ! Reminds me , I was posting pictures of the misfits stuff , and some guy commented " Poor nigga stay losing , bet u only cop the lighter " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Usernames , they sometimes are worth checking . Are you me You being the real veteran police right ? OMG so you are telling me there was MORE THAN ONE Arab in Boston AND they both were flying that day ! ? OMG COULDN'T BE A COINCIDENCE , SO SUSPICIOUS A manager at work regularly plays Limbaugh and such . Had to help him with an issue today : and listen to repeated assertions that said bombing had to do with Bill Ayers . Well sorry I don't know every single joke submitted on reddit at all times You know this was done by religious conservatives right ? a ( potential ) terrorist blows the fuck out of these runners and you're questioning the ( potential ) lapse of logic in drinking orange juice beforehand ? Why no Mumbai meetup ? Ditto . You sir , are a douche . With love from Stanford So , I just visited that link , and I zoomed into the main image . Is it just me , or does the man with large pants look familiar ? You wasted a perfectly good opportunity for a ' Your mom ' joke . Rgh . My 19 - year-old TBM cousin just posted pics of her engagement ring all over Facebook and I am disappoint . I want to give her a stern talking to about how brainwashed she is . Ummm just wow ... Perfect everything . How long have you been squirting like that ? And how old are you . Very sexy and you defiantly got me horny ! That pastry looked so tasty until I saw the Brazzers tag . if you look to the right you'll see nutella jars . so yeah hazelnut-chocolate juice .... This could be worse . She could blood feed hundreds of mosquitoes on her vagina . how did i just now find you I work at Taco Bell , in California , I assure you that I've never heard of a meat hose . Generally that there might be something on / wrong with my face . Also , I generally find myself mirroring anyone who gives me a strong look , which generally ends up looking like this Saved will read later At our registers , we sell bookmarks that look like $ 1000 , $ 5000 , and $ 100000 bills . If I had a dollar for every time an old person handed me one to pay with while chuckling , then I'd probably have actual $ 1000 bills by now . Without the parent , this comment is very concerning . I have you RES tagged as " FUCKS PONIES " You know that's where the meme came from ... Right ? Right ? Why didn't you just edit your comment ? Good for you ! Doubly good , 1 . For getting closer to your goal and 2 . For doing the dunk tank . I've done the dunk tank two or three times , and I always feel like I'm drowning . I'm not good in water . I literally dreamed I won 15 million dollars in the lottery last night So you were drunk driving from a party with your dog loose in the car ? What could possibly go wrong ? You have a legal right to resist arrest because in your opinion you shouldn't be arrested ? Coming from a Mets fan ...... Huh , I think it's just bugging out on you . Sorry :/ there's not a whole lot you can do about it . God damn Fallout bugs Thanks for that clarification . Sorry , spellcheck doesn't correct actual words . Is it just me or does its tail kinda look like a dong Did Sam and Frodo being on the front page contribute to this ? I'll take that over prison sex any day of the week How do you know ? Assalyzer ? Analyzer already has anal in the name . You didn't have to do anything ! I ... What . EW ! Well ... at least we don't have Pokemon yellow players coming in here to screw with this . Way to dodge an important childhood lesson in decisionmaking and consequences @those guys For some reason unknown , I have you tagged as " man city wanker > I have you tagged as " man city wanker By cutting out the bottom half of this picture Fram oil filter ? I was interviewed by " Rick the temp " on MuchMusic . I was one my way to a Kiss concert in the 90 ' s in full Peter Criss make-up . The camera man asked me if I was supposed to be Alice Cooper yeah . I know . just when I think I've lowered my expectations enough , I make the mistake of reading comments on a news outlet's website . the uninformed rage … it burns … Read that as voting black Most expensive received was the first season of Veronica Mars . Most expensive I've gifted was 3 diff kid's toys to a guy that never ended up coming back " ~ tan " Of course he fucking earned it . I ... You dont want to fuck Cortana ? ? ? No ! No trimming ! You leave it just like it is damnit ! Reddit is becoming the new FB . 5 year old article that says " once we know for sure we have the right people we'll post again " Don't encourage them WHY IS THIS A THING My penis size . AKA : food coma , tru first world problem Dude ....... c No . The location doesn't matter at all . It's highly illegal and extremely sick . Love this movie and the soundtrack . Had no idea this even existed ! There's only one on eBay and its buy it now for $ 200 I tripped crossing the street the other day and a / r / minecraft 360 mod caught me . They're always looking out ! Even when you sleep Unfortunately that has a nice ring to it " cum bottles " There's a paradox for both the left and right in all of this . The right argues that innovation comes from private enterprise , not from government spending . The left argues for drastic cuts in military spending . And if a dude says that was a turn off , walk away . Is that almost an adams apple ...... [ ] ( / trixie ) I'll be escorting you to the door now . Seriously , WTF was that about ? I've tried , but the name keeps reverting to " Bluetooth keyboard . " Is their something you would like to say ? Sneak in to a $ 2 peep show . Do not shake my hand I don't see how that is relevant Sacramento has them too . There is one outside my window . I can never open the window to let the air in unless I want my whole apartment smelling like cum . All that and still NO Ferrari logo or branded steering wheel . Come on Man ! No you didn't . I'll stop by and snap a couple shots before heading to GR to do my crossing inspections in the morning . Anything to keep me from GR ... ( I have inspections at Lafayette through Leonard / Plainfield tomorrow and am not a fan of the general populace in that area ... ) I thought she ran him over And the cop is thinking , " What an odd place to store stuffed animals ... Oh , I know exactly how you feel On the iPhone app , I see no icon . It's okay though because I am able to copy from other comments and paste it . Well I first watched it with the sound off and didn't realize it had a laugh track You're really naive to think that the US is impervious to attack . The state of non war we have enjoyed since World War is the result of the nuclear deterrent . That and most other potential threats have collapsed and or have given up military ambitions entirely because of the impact of past wars . Regardless , in the 21st century America's biggest threat is not war , it is terrorism domestic and foreign , along with the continued collapse of its social structure . Same here . That cant be right . That was in the 90s . Okay America enough with the explosions . 6 star ball ... That funny , I never attacked you , or him , and you did , yet I'm the asshole . Wash your hands first , * gentlemen * Still learning ( at the very bottom ) * how to rent a negro * behind your back ? I do not think she know what Lol ! Means I'd be praying it somehow shrank if it got excited . My ovaries are all Especially if you're wearing a uniform . ' I just love these polyester vests * * so much * * I can derelict my own balls ! Seriously though : This look like one Hell of a fire hazard waiting to happen , imo ... You weren't the one * parading * a porno mag around the playground ... Those are tridents Heh , how about a plugin that randomizes UASY every reload ? So according to that logic , blondes can only wear yellow liner , and orange for redheads ! The more you know ! That also caught my attention . ლ ( Oh , okay then . I guess everything is always just as it appears to be . My load time was relatively short . Well said , * RapeByNegroPirates . * But ... so blatant ! ( yeah , the devil's fruit . And it looks as if the previous roll was mounted under rather than over Yeah , I had one guy ask me for money for food and I offered to get him a Burger at the burger king across the street . Motherfucker said he only ate McDonalds . Four floors of whores is in Singapore . Shopping mall during the day and naughty house by night . The higher up you go the sicker the venue Technically ... You could use the 2 pronged one too ... Wat ^ Wat ^ Wat ^ Wat ^ Wat ^ Wat ^ Wat ^ Wat ^ Wat ^ Wat ^ Wat ^ Wat ^ Wat ^ Wat ^ Wat ^ Wat This whole thread : I'm watching you That's NOT irony When the comment gets more than the parents post . This is why I'm finding out the sex ahead of time . For some reason random people keep acting all shocked that I don't want to be surprised at birth " like they did . " I've explained and defended my position several times already that I don't want hormones and exhaustion to trigger any irrational disappointment . They look at me like I'm a horrible person for acknowledging possibly being stupidly upset with anything other then a healthy child Don't be bringing that into here ... my .. childhood .. St Patties Read that as Humans at first .. " What sounded like confused silence " ... " We should just like make a fair tax for everyone ! " Bike lock £ 2.49 Today I remembered why I get my news off the internet , and not from Fox / CNN .... I'd hate to be someone who wears a baseball cap and carries a back back Yeah , this is pretty much why I DON'T pee standing . The backsplash goes EVERYWHERE ! I've done a self-test , before washing my hands mind you , after peeing at a urinal and I put my junk away , I take my hands and rub them over my shirt and at times it's felt like I was misted like the fruits and veggies at King Soopers . And the worst kind of help ... hey let's film that ! Don't try and get her attention or anything If it reassures you at all , I've only ever seen this seriously propounded by scholars of English literature . That didn't make it any easier when I was doing the comprehensive exam in 18th C . literature in the second year of my doctorate , however Meet , bang your guts out , wear a rubber Love type hope you enjoy smoking chemicals and paint I really don't understand it when people can see how many service stars you have with a gun . You probably had 0-1 stars with the M416 if you're that new . I understand people taking issue with those using M16A3 with 100 service stars , but give the newbies a break . " baby " ? I know some of those words . You have got to be fucking shitting me . This is longer I should have figured somebody would be creepy enough to look that up , lol . Not quite sure how you traced it back to my specific major , as ENGR 1315 is a general engineering course Or when you want to find a meaningful answer in a thread but it's filled with nothing but annoying puns and recycled reaction images and this stupid fucking thing : How ? You have other cats ? Yay it killed my ability to vifptarget ! It's funny because my Internet relationship was very close to that ... Stupid avatar pictures I should upvote you because it's your first post ! left cat : __ Get out . Wheres my creepy private message huh ? ! HUH ? ! Why were you in / r / clopclop ? Wat . I really like this idea of scheduled hang outs because it might remove her constant asking to hang out if she knows one is coming . I always make sure there is alcohol involved when I see her so I can take her comments in stride easier , so even your wings idea is good . I'm glad to know I'm not the only one with this issue because sometimes I feel like I attract crazies . Would this make vegetarians the new Muslims ? You are correct not included I'm probably due Dec 3 also , according to the Baby Center due date calculator . First appointment on the 29th , with ultrasound . It would be next Tuesday but Husband had to go and get himself on a jury For every job out there , there are a ton of people who are terrible at it . My girlfriend always gives me weird looks when I am talking over TS with my clannies . ( Jesus ... 3/4 ths of a bottle ? ? seriously ? when I order a sandwich at subway I have to stress the amount that I only want a tiny bit of mustard cause they usually pile it on . I hate when bread gets soggy , it's the one thing that makes me gag ... I'm an EMT so I've got a pretty good gag reflex , but wet bread ... hell no man . that much sauce must make the entire sandwich a soggy mess . How do people like that manage to breathe on their own ? If their autonomous nervous system is as stupid as they are , they're lucky to be human beings at all It was a joke Red Dawn ( 1984 ) was just a movie . Fiction . Why would you upvote this And delete the Facebook account , the twitter account , throw your smartphone out of the window and hide in a little hole just for good measure ? Defines my eternal struggle . Right , because he owned the only black hoodie in all of Boston . How does it mold on it in the freezer ? can we not all just get a long ? Yeah that's pretty much exactly what I was referring to Yeah , people who blow up kids have " values " and * can * control themselves . " Customers who viewed this also viewed : The Fox Tail Anal Suppositories Cosplay " Makes more sense than the grappling hook , but still ... I have reported this guy so much ... they never do anything about it . The only thing they did do , was get him to make all the other people living in his house leave . He had about 30 people living in a townhouse , their basement was lined with sleeping bags .... they took up the entire parking lot with a sea of tricked out 91 accords . Oh my goron that shipping is expensive . You mean that moment where everyone simultaneously quits the game following their 37th clone death in station . Yeah that would be great . I can only imagine the sex Did the golf ball get stuck inside ? ! Sorry , but as a cop the only time Reddit community shows love to us is when we die ? That Lux Baby * boom * ? I think he means " They do on cop shows ! That was close ... I'm with you . I wouldn't want him to die to quickly Saw this and realized the 360 has been out for nearly 10 years You've got me hoping that my little brother can change now Garlic infused chocolate . Chocolate infused garlic . hmmmm ..... puppy kisses ? ! ? gonna have to work on this one Brazil has some nice landscapes ? Unless you're a girl I don't see how that is hurtful As a trombone player , I can really see how that ... oh god ... I , I don't want to talk about this anymore . Ugh sounds really creepy And we have a 2nd place Supongo que no nos queda otra que mandar nuestras cartas a Col . San Ángel Inn It's shit like this , america . It's shit like this Yeah , I'd say that's bad . And more importantly : why is that purple ! ? How do i know you're aren't the bomber trying to get everyone out so you can take hostages ? That ... title ... This title should have said the two faces of What kind of monster would let a child drink juice I bought a dyson vacuum for the wife ( well we did get married , she deserved it ) less than a year ago . A few weeks ago I got an email offering to trade in my dyson ... Electronic throttle control Golly ! ! ! ! You must have been terrified ! Sorry for the title . Stupid autocorrect . This all in the preset tense ... Not sure what to expect in " / linksextreme " My literal reaction was Hahahaha , kinda like one of our papers , except it's nation wide It thought I was 42 ...... I'm 25 . And you , who have never walked a mile in their shoes , are going to judge them based on a freakishly tiny amount of information about their situation . Not actually awesome . ಠ_ಠ Must suck for you fatties ... I bet you fatties are crying into your fat rolls not being able to do this ... right fatty ... cry fatty cry ... If you werent so fat you might be able to fit into that ring there fatty .... Nice username . What makes you think it's a boy and a girl ? " beef leavings " I dated a Swedish doctor maybe 5 years ago and he told me this story of a guy who came in with a deodorant stuck up his bum . To make it even worse , after they removed it and sent it home , he apparently didn't learn anything because he showed up about two weeks later with the exact same problem again . Oh man , rant time . Here I go . So I got this friend , and he's dating this girl , and this girl is always talking about how French she is , and she's always rambling on about it yada yada France yada , acting like she knows everything about France ... Anyway , I finally ask her if her parents are French or something , and she's like " Nooo , My great-great-grand parents are , so I'm like half french . " That shit is vile ... Also , stains like none other ! 9am to 10pm here Who would down vote a perfectly correct error report ? Make a sign that says ' ive been waiting for you The bacon soda looks like it has bits of it inside Maybe he needs to wipe better ohh gods .. you had to show me that didn't you ... now I'm really going to have to watch my step I smite thee from the Earth My boyfriend and I constantly get the " I can't wait to see your tiny babies ! " bit . It's hilarious Or sneeze ! ! ! ! f ... friends ? Javert would have a hissy-fit about this . Wat , he clearly speaks a Saigon accent Polanski's Repulsion . Mother of god . USA only Wait , are you suggesting they get a clone Damian to act as Bruce's son ? Just googled christina hendricks feet .... those big toes 1 ) bad ; 2 ) bad ; 3 ) bad They have like 6 longfords and no letterkennys ... Who made this ? So I don't pay for this joke ? I reda picsofdeadkennedys . My suprize when dead kids . Almost actually kicked a link Amen brother ( well , until the season starts , then back to mortal enemy ) - at least we have the draft coming up to watch . I'm tired of hearing about dancing and golf on the NFL channel a spitting hitler ? So ... I tried to show my girlfriend this just now . Half the links were already purple for her Basically you want people to gift you and don't want a negative association . Terrible attitude and selfish 13 is too young Much like the other [ same ? She did . I know . ;D Plus , her first too . So she doesn't know how to fake ... Yet . > " Diacetyl-free means it does not contain diacetyl Yeah , I don't know why you are shifting around but I'm pretty sure that buying status symbols doesn't count as " doing something to help our neighbors . " Weird logic going on . Everything else you have said is in alignment with what I've said so , All I'm imagining are two giraffes getting it on I must now check your password is not AsparagusFarts .... said the iPad's screen You might have reading problems . Go READ what this hardware does . The fuck ! What's going on with those cables Why are you against enforcing existing laws ? " wrestle " ಠ_ಠ ... just Yep ! My bother's power supply caught on fire too , didn't damage his other components either . I believe it was a Diablotek ASh is still 10 as of Black And White , therefore by anime logic . Misty is still 10 It's a tanning salon . My pronoun is now On Friday , I had a new patient who moved to MN from NJ last month . He had a bridge prep spanning from 17 to 19 with pus pouring out underneath a blob-like temporary cement bridge that looked like old chewing gum . No doubt he paid thousands of dollars for a bridge that is still sitting in a box in NJ . I tried to get some history from him only to hear " What is a bridge ? " . Every single local sub used this to describe their slum There's always Blender . This is fucking hilarious . So you've posted someone else's work as well as a photoshopped image ... Not cool man I know for a fact there is , I don't remember what it's called though . I prefer porn where people aren't staring at my awkward naked body A lot of these were satire while others were just plain awesome . Come on OP Fuck's sake , she'd only need half that depth of throat for me ! Nil Problemo * SatansPanties * It gets easier with practice . > Just imagine the series with everyone still dead So 31 is young . Who would've thunk it ? To urinate ' on the run ' Did anyone else notice he was on Skype while all of this was happening , too ? I saw the same thing with a handgun at a CO show . Took me ages to find it ... What ? How many times would 29 go in to 19 ? I went to a private christian school also . It wasn't until recently that I learned that men do * * not * * have one less rib than women I definitely finished What exactly about facial hair is scary ? I'll be watching you Whoa relax ! I didn't know that ... I saw it on my Facebook Because boobies ! I saved Latin . What did you ever do ? No it's spelled Handmund Monkeys face .... I know that . I was trying to make a joke out of that . Dafuq is wrong with you ? She needs to wipe first ! Yea , everyone knows no one on Reddit has ever been friends with an attractive women before . My mum knows how to use the back button perfectly . She just never uses the home button He's a human ... Well , those sleuths were at least as factual as Fox News . Now , not sure if that's a good thing , so there's that . That's a lot of eyes and mouths for one person . I'm from the UK , I live in the US ... crispy bacon always made me go Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? [ craft.jpg ] Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . They actually make airsoft mortars now ? Why haven't I heard of it until now Why did I watch this so many times ... Why ? Why self ? I went through the same thing . Was 20 years old working at a high school that my friend ( she was a senior ) went to . She ran up and gave me a hug the first day of school and I had to tell her that wasn't kosher . Not sure if pun . / u / AA_AgonistAgent is not funny . Just look at him mocking someone who lost their job unfairly . Dogs don't wear trousers COME ON We need to talk . ... wat . " Gus de Homem-Christo " ಠ_ಠ metro . We don't talk about the Brute giveaway . We don't want more people to increase the odds . Shhhh ! ! ! Admit that I'm wrong I really hope they eradicate the stupid belief of Chinese herbal medicine . My boyfriend is from China and he always says how Chinese medicine is better than western medicine , because western medicine can destroy your body , but I guess drinking bear liver liquids is fine . What is 4chan like ? I'm new to all of this . But I really do like Reddit . Sometimes ... Ok oftentimes people are a bit mean to me but I guess that goes with the territory . I just wasn't used to it . Thx for commenting and not saying something deragotory against me . First time today . Literally That the space pope isn't actually reptilian ... Nice of them to stop filming at the peak of the action . Why should I tell you , and the rest of reddit , now ? " Me importa en absoluto lo que digan las normas laborales " ( Gente aplaudi éndole ) ... Guess reddit has not a sense of humor I started off laughing ... I am no longer laughing Because eggs is such a threat to the format . I'm guessing this is right after Le joker Le lit the gems on fire ? ಠ Coming coon ? I'm Swedish and I also read this in Danish / Norwegian for some reason . This is why one does not wear thongs and then poop . Honestly , i am german and that whole letter is pretty strange Sexleg , it does exist It looks nothing like Happy Feet . Sunscreen at the least I showed my mom and she thought it was the most beautiful tree ever On the back of a Toyota Anti rust .... Someone told me they iron their sheets . # # # * * OH ... MY ... I was really hoping the image was of a hand grenade This is my local bagel shop I saw another really bad one today . The question was for $ 500,000 . HALF A MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS . The question ? " what continent is also a country ? " . You would think right away ' oh ! She's about to get half a million ! ' but no . She didn't know . And when the host asked what she would've said . Her answer : " all of them " I shouldn't attempt to jailbreak while smoking Legalize ? not even once Upvote ! For the pun within a pun ..... I bought my iPad not even a month ago . So far I have only used it for reading my notes . I sure hope it pays for itself someday . It's more convenient than having to use the laptop but I could've bought a cheaper tablet if reading was the only thing I'd be doing .. i live in CA We treat our animals better than feeding them human excrement I would drink her bath water . I mean I would do things to her that are illegal in some states and frowned upon when done to farm animals . The church of Satan doesn't even condone what I would do to dat asssssssssss Yes , and just look at all the Coalition converts I'm making in this leftie melting pot . Dude ... gross Tellz it to ElementZ ... I don't even ... What do u think about bitcoins Why don't you try playing arma with a controller an tell me how well that works out for $ 1,500 , 000,000 is a * lot * of PHP Momentul in care iti dai seama ca al tău soacra britanic crede " The Daily Mail " . Haha , then I give in ! Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? [ craft.jpg ] Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . I saw " told my wife " and was like wow , talk about the attention to detail ..... That's pretty ridiculous . The things religion does > Cooling catheters I'm guessing you do this . And what makes you so damn special that you feel you should skip in front of those that have done the right thing and followed the road rules and with courtesy ? ? Should I bury my head in the sand whilst I'm at it and ignore that there are in fact people who hold these beliefs ? Shall I teach my son he is a lesser human being because he has Autism ? What kind of parent would that make me ? Do you know anyone or are personally affected by Autism or are you just trolling for a good stir ? ? My dad does this . He will scoff at you for relating anything that you've seen through a television show and tell you to not talk to him about television - yet if it's something he's seen , he wants to share because " it's hilarious ! " . You mustn't come in her hair . Seven . Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? [ craft.jpg ] Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . Why do you never brush your teeth ? Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? [ craft.jpg ] Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? [ craft.jpg ] Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? [ craft.jpg ] Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? [ craft.jpg ] Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . And yet destro locks say they need buffs Nice try , Jermichael Finley's Agent . I'll take the stairs in future . And in WTF ... Care should be taken Ahh so if you are using spigot there is no way in the world it would be possible that some bukkit code has a bug . Where does it all go ? Check yourself , the Reichswei ßwurstverzehrministerium is on to you . Fantastic craftsmanship , OP * nice little comfy * * * box * * ... Voltorbs's colors are backwards That wedding rings are worn on the left ring finger because it's the only one that has veins that connect to the heart . I'll certify you over Skype if you make it worth my time . That just might be crazy enough to work * * BITCH ! TITS OR GTFO My brother is in college and plays Magic . I just look at him and TIL that in NY it's legal to be a pedo . Balgruuf's daughter is a child ... Censored Gerudo symbol . What are you doing climbing a tree with 3 hearts anyways What the fuck ... ? Maybe you should get her a babysitter . Seriously , go add it . Swipe left and right on the dock when writing a comment to quote the previous post , upload an image or insert graphic assets . There's also a As a vehicle exporter .... this worries me a lot . Oh my god are you really going through OP's history to pick her apart ? Haha that's funny , especially because US citizens can enter the majority of European countries ( Belarus Dad ? Here here . The defense of Cooke is at nearly zealot proportions . He has done awful things and people sweep it under the rug and wave a season and half of FOLLOWING THE RULES in your face . It's ridiculous . My Dad's named is Robert , and he could beat up your uncle . That's not a gas mask ... I was making a funny . actually , i'm not really a jerk at all .... ' Attempted mass murder ' . Better ? I read it as this too Through the mad hatters hat to an alternate dimension . I have an impacted canine and I don't ever want to do this . Ill just take a crown over my baby tooth Oh yeah , thats totally WTF . Why did you feel it ? ლ ( Wow , france makes our anti-gay marriage types seem downright civil , all they do is picket and call us fags . The calendar behind you is dated January , 2011 Sorry that my opinion is wrong Does that say Regina pizza ? Because I live in Regina , Saskatchewan , and all I ever eat is Boston pizza . Lol just imagine if he accidentally had the flash on and they saw him Oh god ... I thought it was shit .... I've gotten myself hooked on AoW , warts and all ... It really is a fantastic game , but yea , soooo many things need to be fixed . My number one complaint is the lack of invert mouse ... I'm making due , but every time some Royal Guard fucker jumps me in the forest my 20 years of inverted mouse muscle memory kicks in and I end up starting at the sky If you're a girl ... I approve of your username . If not well : Yep ... I'm puzzled myself what the heck is going on with online play ... It's been how long since release ? ! Not sure if purposeful misspelling of ' wrapping ' We need to make a poll to see if the vehicles are ok with this , no ? ┌ ( He would pay 25 % ( probably more ) of $ 2,500 just for the Apple logo . I had a quick look at the apple website ( UK ) and * they don't even have a single six core iMac * sigh . Portrait mode And stay away . My taxes were due yesterday . So I got them done , at 530 this morning . Whoa whoa whoa ... LESS traffic ? this is the first thing release off of perception After reading this and all of your replies here I'm already sold . Don't betray my trust Wait , the Supreme is too short for you ? " Nuke " I really wonder which behavior is meant , my behavior is sitting in a corner weeping back and forth crying . And yes I blame that wholeheartedly on my period Yeh , now its just going forwards I met her kids in the morning , they were older . I got Amazing Chest right before fighting Demon Firesage . Well , they are probably great for finding fake bombs . Another US-involved war ? he's not getting the reference .. Your friend threw a party ... for a cat haha . Both the hubs and I are materials engineers , so we think lab-created stones are the way to go , anyway . Didn't think about the " fitting in at Neiman Marcus " issue something like There's no games for the Vita , obviously No . Yes , yes . Any history from before we were born is irrelevant . Released immuno-compromised mice into the wild to save them ... I love this idea . Especially since I have a full page of Slash-n-dashes . " cognitive function has nothing to do with the central nervous system . " how else would you test for sight degradation ? But not in the UK The Indians don't Saw someone with an Assassin tat , mentioned it and how I loved the game . he looked at me odd for a moment then said he just thought it looked cool and didn't know what it was from . " Vid två av tillf ällena har kvinnan haft med sig sin man som filmat händelsen " Yeah me too . Only figured it out a few years ago I say that to my boyfriend all the time ..... " Totally kills people " Thanks bud ! Worked hard on this little sucker ... and all the milli's that were put on it . All started with the look of disapproval I used to think when a baby was born it climbed some ladders that lead to the mouth and came out that way . Then I thought they cut open the girl's stomach and took it out , you could imagine my face when I learned they did not come out of there . I have to find one for each chapter . And you have to order a pizza in order to get a free lava cake . This white stuff everywhere ... i like it Pull out your oven and clean ... I thought my sisters we're really talking about grass in realty they were referring to Marijuana Nope , I was born as an adult . I'm Benjamin Button . ... who are you ? I've been thinking about it for the passed hour , and I don't think it makes sense in any context ... My whole life has been changed Well , too late No . Fucking . Kidding . DARE lead me to believe that weed was easy to get . Please do ! Ghostery doesn't block everything for me so I still occasionally get tracked I fear that the camel may be dead . Am I the only one who initially saw Woody Woodpecker ? No they don't ... I actually feel like mangastream's translations lately has been a bit too overdramatized or Americanized . " Diarrhea mouth of yours .. " Wait ... KIDKNAPPED ? ! 110 unread messages ... Ariel is sixteen The only time I've bought something from Free People was during Black Friday , and their discount-off-a-discount dresses were still $ 50 Were they ..... Cheezburgers ? We are if you're going to spell our country's name with a Q Refer to the title if you think he is a Super Hero . He is very well known / popular so ..... Wait so let me get this straight ... What you're saying is .. procrastination is bad ? ? My whole life I've been living a lie thinking putting things off was a good thing * starts dialling FBI * > I think you're forgetting about the North Korean people there ... No one should be hitting anyone . She will take any premium pillows . I * love * that movie . Dammit that link is purple now ... No one should be sitting anyone . Your name is surprisingly relevant Because we don't do " spring break " here in Aus blackhawks fan , You're next . [ That's the joke . ] ( / spoiler ) So did I . Don't do it . I was 17 when I found out that raisins are just dried up grapes . So close ... Somebody up vote this guy so he can have his 69 ... With his sister ... * * " Black piece of shit " ? * * ring a bell ? He has been multiple times , look it up before you make assumptions . As the owner of a 20 year old red eared slider , I don't care what they say , my turtle wants nothing to do with lettuce , loves any ACTUAL meat ( turkey , ham , live worms and " comets " ( fish ) . If I was to offer him ( turtle , mr . t , turtle-man ) lettuce , he'd legit spit it in my face and give me a look such as : I'm at an [8 ] and that took me way too long to figure out what I was looking at ... I'm going back to r / trees A self proclaimed dork ... Ill add you to the reddit room on line . Look for fugues or h And then you became BALL_BAG_HANNAH I'm asking because I don't . # 7 ಠ_ಠ , just It's weird ... It's like every other girl in this video reacts much like my girlfriend does when I approach her with a boner that massive . And once you get past SecuRom , there's always Games for Windows Live to make your day even better . So ... you want to stop playing an awesome game just because you can't exploit a " bug " anymore ? I love how league of legends + japan = 80 % of the comments being about porn > I am now convinced that Silas is everyone . TRUST NO ONE ! For all I know , I'm Silas . Radio activity . We know . We've seen it . On this subreddit and AskReddit . Many times . You got it from here . uhhhh ... you have good eyes . It has like 80,000 shares already Until he runs for prez . Interestingly ( or probably not , me and reddit disagree on what is interesting ) in ancient Greece clapping was a sign of disapproval ( like the Greek Or chained to the ceiling hey man ... don't jinx us You pay 25 $ in the US ? He also suggested using a lemon juice / baking soda slurry to whiten teeth . " I see " It's sad . But I'm saving up to buy a new one . I figure I could spend the money to fix this one , and never really be done , or buy a new one and hope it feels as good playing as the old one did . At least I didn't name the old one Thank you so much on both accounts ! Yeah I really miss the guitar . I now know that the forty bucks it woulda cost me to have guitar center do it woulda been worth it Yeah my wife is really dreading finals ! That's fine hon :) so what disorder , if I'm not prying here ? I dunno if it's a disorder , but I looooove eating til I can't move at night ! I doubt that's helpful at all Yaaaaaay for violin ! And I'll pray for your stepdad hon ! :) when I moved out of my parents house , I felt the SAME way , who on earth offers himself to voice act these things ? Oatmeal raisin disguised as chocolate chip Hahaha I feel ya ..... I look at our apartment and just think about how a fire would probably do wonders for us Unless he gets injured ... In no way do I feel like you're treating me as a five year-old . I agree with ALonelyProgrammer unless you have a static IP your ISP will assign you a public IP fairly regularly . If by some small miracle he has access to botnet you will be down until your ISP hands out another IP . He probably thinks he can DL loic / hoic and point it in your direction , even so you would probably see minimal impact from 1 PC . If it gets really annoying you could just block his public IP from your routers firewall I didn't ask about your anal virginity New Zeanada ... Yeah , because when * we * were the ones bombing the * Muslims , * it was in perfectly good taste . Never seen this before . Seems legit . Calm down Drake . I've received 10 of those emails today . " The Islam Church " ? You mean a Mosque ? Nothing amount to power of vaping and fech press , NOTHING Yeah . I'm from Sweden and our food is by no means cheap , but when I spent a weekend in Norway everything cost literally twice as much . A normal pizza was like 14 € or something stupid . Well done you caught it .... * * on the volley * * TIL Ronda's mom has a blog and she has a book . Has anyone read it ? Dortmund is looking pretty scary right now . I don't think this will take off . If it does , ┌ ∩ ┐ ( Wow , really ? I mean , ' meemee ' at worst . May-may ... Welp , that explains the 3 - week-long period mid-cycle and the excruciating cramps . Whooo . We should .... Sex ? ..... The one next to lees liquors ? ! ? 1 AH dang ... and Phat burger ? wtf - lets get any business that starts with P outta seaside / / / =[ / / / That Guac Bacon burger Everything ? Yes , everything ... One time we literally upvoted dog shit to the frontpage . Another time we had a picture of a rock ( not minerals , but literally a rock ) * looks at username * Ill bet you pressured them into drinking . My dad moved his office to the room underneath mine . Thought he was out of the house one morning , so sexy times commenced with my bf . Unfortunately my dad wasn't really out of the house . I got a nice talk with my father after the bf left " hey , at least I know you're not a screamer ... " thanks dad ... OP = Redditor for 3 hours . Currently 4894 karma . ... I like how you said the worst part was not being able to drink your smoothie Everyone ? You hurt McKinnon's feelings . Yeah .. because he wont be flying At least you got some kind of excuse . Mine was canceled and that was it . [ ] ( / tsawww ) Sorry Haggy , you wouldn't much like me gay anyways , I have one of the worst gag reflexes ever . Unless you're into that I guess Y U NO POST PROOF ! ! ? ? ლ ( I watched it with my dad . Sorry man , you've peaked . You've peaked . * really ? * It didn't .. , 40F in Dallas at 9am . Racist punch line in the title person I'm just glad he decided to face forward . So does the second one ... dragging knee on the street I hope people realize what a double standard this is I live in boston Mother of minecraft Yea I saw that I spelled it Urijah but been typing Uriah a lot recently and my phone autocorrected it Or are you just me in the future ? I'm an insurance adjuster and a lot of times I show up to inspect a roof and get " do you need a ladder ? " My response is Why is he heiling hitler ? Stewart's Calculus and Ross's A First Course in Probability come to mind As an American this is a bad idea Braith or Lucia family ? As for the obsession part , I hear that many girls get their first orgasm from horse riding ... after that , some girls get * attached * . Its just the one posted 6 hours after this one I masterbate .......... chronically He's in survival ? I clicked on the link three times before I noticed your username . Ooh , you racist … I see what you did there And this is why I kick bums out of my establishment . I happen to work in downtown Denver ...... I thought of something entirely different OMG , fuck EVERYTHING about VS . They tried to shove my 36H ' s into a 36D . and when half of my boob was spilling over the cup ( including nipple ) the sales girl was like , oh , great fit . I have one too . No worries it's a perfectly normal response to a normal situation ... I know this sounds sarcastic , but maybe … Just maybe … You should thank whatever fucking God you believe in , that you got out of there in time . It's called chips and gravy . Australian women live on it . For some reason I was hopping to see him flap giving the real-life Is . A . Woman . Hey , at least you can actually play online ! I'm in Australia and I can rarely even make it to the character select screen Can't read it ; iPad landing page . Thanks ... I'm such a creeper . I hardly notice which subreddit I'm in anymore . Oh , well . Maybe I'll learn something here . I suppose I can put my memes on the back burner ... for now . Japan here . I was never informed of this . HDDVD is still connected ? That is a really creepy thing to say My friend sent me a screenshot of me liking a Facebook page called " Clopping to My Little Pony " with the text " I trusted you What the fuck ? Ain't cool bruh bruh My boyfriend also has a red geo metro sans muffler no gravity .. oh gawd I'd bang the crap out of the girl on the left > Right , because Christianity is totally not a religion that glorifies death and mass genocide / suffering But if you can put your boogers on the floor , you can put the roll of TP on the floor . I think you just LIKE wiping them there . You join a game called Ultimate Bravery Aram and you get mad when they use the builds they are assigned ? I didn't like the part when any of it . Also when they equated gay people to alcoholics . Oh yeah , and the part when logic imploded , and now my head hurts . I'm not a scalpel Yeah I'm still not convinced about you Double team Don't fuck with jumanji or starship troopers ... This poor child probably worked harder in one day that i do all week , how sad I don't want to live on this planet anymore . ... Figure of speech , but I'll bite ... The Egyptians ? Im a badass coz im on a train without a ticket . The ppl who check for tickets were all liek ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ WEST SEATTLE BITCHES Not my child ... but , my 3 yo neice told my wife to dance in the middle of the room while she hid in a closet watching through the crack in the door . Not gonna down vote you , but even as a Vikings fan your statement makes me That's what you think .. Windows 8 ... 32 - bit ? It does . In PA , the victim has to be under 16 , and the offender 4 or more years older . So , if a 40 year old is having sex with a 16 year old , there's no problem . I commend you . Fuck cats . Hate me Reddit ლ ( Why does Fury's eyepatch strap stop at his hairline ? Yes , SLU was such a vibrant and desirable community before amazon showed up Ok , we get it , Roma is cute , but this is spamming . Yeaaa I'm done with reddit today . Time to look up kitties I .......... AbortionHeadbutt works at a middle school ... And you wonder why little brother hates you ! Had to laugh myself I haven't seen one in that good of condition in 20 years but still remembered it and was like YOUR MOM'S A Stinker tinker time ? Do you just play in the bowl after you're done and tinker with your shit ? What I clicked on the link " deer in headlights , " I picture of a guy with his dick out showed up . I'm so confused Oh Dallas ... Come on .. Except that he doesn't have an all-seeing eye hey James . I know you . Skimmed and read as squeezing one out The commentators here keep referencing this match as the Champions League semi finals ... " That means they are the same age " Quote from the commentators " Halo for the original DS " Well ... now I have seen that . Great . This is why we can't have nice things . Actually talking to people Eh , this is humor too , I'm not pissed haha . And I did NOT vote for Chávez , that's where I don't have a sense of humor at all Thanks for the link , I went from being a 21 year male to a 30 year 56 % female That sounds creepy in that context Did I ask you to breathe ? Yeah , at first I was like lol , and then I was like It's a " B " for Brouwer My old cat was a champ at eating and barfing . It was like she was afraid the food would disappear - she'd eat almost the entire bowl at breakneck speeds , barf it up minutes later in a perfectly undigested pile , and then start meowing because she was hungry Are you talking about the " face of disapproval " ? " .. perhaps even immoral " I'm the same way ! I'm 6 ' 3 " , and I'm always complaining about how everything is made for smaller people , but then I see someone taller , and I'm like " Dammit ! I wish I was 7 feet tall ! " I request updates and contact info to perform periodic still alive checks . Shh .. no one needs to know Great question . Too bad there are no girls here to answer it ! I hate people . Hells yea . I walked in Walmart wanting to try something new but that 8.94 price tag pulled my sleeve too hard to resist . But it is kind of rubbing it in my face that Bud Light is sponsoring the nfl draft When people chew with their mouth open Vice city's on there twice ! Kid just changed the TV in my common room from NFL Network over to ESPN because " It's all about Boomer , bro . " Who told you that ? Up to no good I'm sure . If April 1 , 2014 rolls around and all the upvote arrows aren't motherfucking dolphins swimming in a motherfucking pool , i will Or you trade your pick , of course . Crest Complete made my teeth grey . It's not supposed to . Trick question , no one has ruled the entire world Her facial expressions ... I've never been to a chiropractor but those inversion tables look terrifying . The only thing I can think of now is those retarded triangle / golf tee puzzles that are on the tables .... There are no excuses for that amount of shoes That's a pig . Wrap and Fire Spin preventing action for 5 turns . So fun . That completely defeats the purpose of unranked Nope black people get frostbite too . What about that chick who posted the comment that something must have recently pushed him over the edge . The guy was in prison for five years prior to this . Pretty sure he's always had issues . You bought a $ 12 controller .... and you're promoting it above a first party controller ... Very nice ! My parents went with clowns . ... Are we sure that's what it's doing ? Yeah , goddamn 12 - year-olds without any boobs ... In it to win it So you're telling me that in the raspberry sundaes that I enjoy eating that there could possibly be ...... traces of anal glands My mother is form Boise . It explains a lot . breaking the first rule . Webb's face -> What ? That's perfectly normal . Or it's just us sharing thing we've seen people do . Ive never seen an episode of community , but this line stuck out , " you seem to be a little hard on Troy lately . " My name is Troy , and I regularly hit the ceiling fan . damnit . I don't know if we can be friends anymore When you figure it out , let me know . I'm in the exact same boat . Maybe we should start a " common sense " party . We'd never win , but I hear there's a ton of money in trying . The fuck ? ! Bitch stole my shirt . People on reddit don't understand the point of being facetious . I keep forgetting this . edit : That's JUST what an ad agency would say Your right speaker is blocked by your sofa > I turned on the system , plug the game in .... and ......... It was Gardening Mama Ummm his shoes didn't fall off ... they BAILED OUT And you clearly have . God damn it uofa can we be on the front page for something good for once ? What the fuck have you guys done with my political thread ? My boss will email me from his iPad asking me what the price is of products on our own pro camera website . Not only that , but he'll then ask what the product is on BH Camera's site as well as shipping , etc in multi threaded emails . Stern look --> WHY IS YOUR NAME NORSEMAN BUT WITH PACKERS FLAIR Damn that's nasty Oh my lord she is ADORABLE ! ! :D I'm so envious xD I wish they could stay puppies forever Why is the singing parodied so poorly ? I started taking interest in the " original effect without music " concept but once it reached the singing portion , it was replaced by > PUNS ARE HOT FIXING I've seen some Youtubers call this " rubber-banding " ... And it happens so much . Getting killed after you've gone behind cover is so frustrating and feel so cheap . Maybe it has to do something with lag ? But as you see in this vid he keeps on shooting while hes behind cover and still getting hitmarkers ... I have no idea I love the little shelf so I can look at my poo . But it's not that close to my hand / ass Given what I found when I cleaned out your closet , I do not advise this course of action . Huge ass pill Yes , I got the impression that you made the " * nor any * drop to drink You really think it could create suction on an uneven surface ? Almost everything there is a repost Aaaaand the catchy tune is back . Thanks Fucking Live Leak dude . Nope , not my experience . Guys with CG 125 and sport bikes hate my guts and try to show off the worst way possible when they notice I ride a cruiser . Too many red bulls fans can't read sarcasm Your skins . Too * . And eating out with people who are overly concerned about what I can eat . " Look , they have a salad ! " ... thanks , I would have never found that on my own ! That HP sounds incredible . Too bad it's 220 $ . Huh ? Oh . OH ! OHHHHHH ..... Why did I ask ? Please stop defecating on your babies Oh , so you're saying I'm an asshole , then ? ಠ_ಠ This Loria thing is really getting out of hand . It's not like they traded all those players yesterday ... Ugh , I got a speeding ticket one night when I was 19 , apparently there's some sort of curfew wherever I was for under 18 . The cop asked me how old I was as I was handing him my ID . Maybe staph infection ? You also had one job ... take a clear picture It blows my mind that they are saying " play responsibly " . What if I consider the scorched chapel the highlight of the game ? Seven ! Was waiting for Mac , but starting to think I might wait indefinitely . I'll have to check my local Sam's Club / Costco . My local grocerry store wants ~ $ 1.80 a 12Oz bottle . It took you two years to make one meme ? Don't you dare sully The Master's memory ! Surface finish isn't a big deal . Running at 60 rpm . Started set up at 4pm it is now 1230 AM and I'm about halfway through the bore . There are port holes that cause a nasty interrupted cut requiring me to change the insert every two passes I came here to make that exact comment ... reddit has changed me This is more wtf than the original post , and the original post elicited a Michael : so now we're a network / networks ? We have now Really ? Nice argument of yours . Way to reinforce to your points . I'm not sure that's quality bonding time , but I appreciate the advice . You just ... Well it's reassuring to know that the land of the free and the home of the brave is a place that war criminals are safe from justice So cutting in crowds ? Got it ... as a design student you should know how to do this , right ? Prepare your anus for a solid downvoting Betty ? and cats were demi-gods ! ( Not going to lie but probably with my hand ... It's a nice introduction after I just paid him money As an Oklahoman , I'd be more worried about 1300 lb deer than 1000 lb moose . Oh god At least you didn't get team killed by your platoon mate at the end of the match . First all grain batch . Got the sparge going at a nice rate so went inside for a few minutes to double check recipe steps / notes ( reddit Saison ) . Came back out to find the newly installed valve on the kettle in the open position with the wort running onto the ground . I have @ @ saved as I wouldn't want the job of being the guy that has to sit through all those movies to check , that's for sure I don't know ... did you ? Are you proud to be a mod there ? Assumed female for first half until your cock was referenced . Had to re-read nope .. though amazingly many do try . Yes and I'm pearled Have you looked at his comment history ? Not found ... curse you Scumbag Moffat : Makes first time traveller a black woman : next episode has 3 black guys steal Tardis This is not true I'm Irish and that looks nothing like an Irish bar All of the claims that were posted were , however , true ( and backed up with evidence ) . If you could sue for the smaller stuff , most of Civ would go down for calling Gordge fat kinda like this --> ಠ_ಠO N T H I S D A Y I A M E U P H O R I C Wait wait wait wait wait . I think the real question here is ... Will these help me on my next school exam ? Username re [ le ] vent The Jests got a guy named Mike Shanahan ? This is the most I have ever cringed on a post here . Like I really want to jump off a cliff . You got me all excited that Valkryia was downloadable on the Vita but it's not , at least for NA users It should stay on facebook . Sorry to hear about your account DryPoonTang and Salty Tampon Come at me calves Clips ? Bayonet ? As someone who works in parks and recreation , neither do I Well , that escalated quickly . What , I'm supposed to treat " Oops ! Their ' mistake ' ( it was actually a calculated gamble with other people's lives that went bad ) killed people ! C'est la vie , they'll learn from it ! " seriously ? Focus castle ? If you don't give a shit , what are you doing on this subreddit ? Seems kind of fishy if you ask me . I've changed " :: :: " to " Which ones do you use the most ? I use my Micro 2.0 for solo smokes and have stopped using my Classic v4 . 0 since I got my Harmony ( though I'll bust it out for Nakhla every now and then ) . My Classic v3 mysteriously broke at a party ( Man I remember when those were close to 200 dollars Nice repost What about backwatereptiles.com ? My area is not known to have any real reptile stores , petco It's a mind game G + G + G + G + G + G + :-) = my friend got really drunk on valentines day ( his girlfriend of a few years just broke up with him-cheated on him ) . I was being a bro taking care of him when all of a sudden " Garen_in_bush i fucking love you ! " proceeds to kiss me , a pretty deep one then passes out on my lap . I literally just sat there like Great timing . My local library puts cling wrap on their keyboards . Were you all on equal footing in the first pic Oh wow , that didn't even occur to me I am living it right now I have this joke where I tell my Sister's friends to call me when they are 18 ( Most of them are 17 ) . At least I hope it comes off as a joke . As an aside , I really wish people would stop using one of my favorite bits of human anatomy as an insult . I find it amusing , but I usually get the " Really ? Nope . We need them to heal important people , but only the ones that matter to the course of history . Although , not many people would give a fuck if Obama died , because , you know , it was his fault for becoming the president of the United States " Sweet " Not only did you manage to find the nastiest , most unappealing fat whore body to stitch the most unflattering photo of her face onto , you did a piss poor job at it too . BTW , that statement is coming from the dude who pm'ed me for pictures of my feet . Ok .. I'll have to look into the configs then . I figured if they were both default installations then everything would just work Oh , yeah . My main concern is when Americans think the Daily Mail is a good source of news Wow , this is the first comment I read after I opened Reddit . I was hoping there would be pizza . So ... only legitimate rapes ? Downvote because your god damn username is trying to tell me what to do . I thought atheists were supposed to be the smart ones ! But it only sizzled Got a splinter in my hand , and skin grew over it . It started hurting really bad in the middle of class one day , so I cut it out with a pen . Saw two homeless dudes exchanging sex for crack behind a barbecue tent at a festival in the park . Was really disturbed when the " bottom " removed his adult diaper before they went at it . The cops at least had the courtesy to wait until the crack pipe was lit to swoop in and make the arrest . iMac keyboard ... ? I would rather have you carry me through the mud . " The formula to karma ! By joe , we got it Watson we got it . " Yes , there are many of us in the first world . Wait , no Baghdad ? I'm with you on that one . Why the hell would I pee in the shower ( where I'm cleaning myself ) when there's a perfectly fine toilet next to the shower ? I didn't even know people did that until I read this thread And possibly only having sex with drunk women , if they aren't doing anything at the time They stole your bowl knowing that my parents had sex in order for me to be here , is enough reason to want to die After reading through the comments I had the vision of the court scene in idiocracy ... The future is coming faster than I thought . Ha ! Good one . No really , that was a great joke . Neither is Top Nunu Smart ass Why don't you asshole I ' spose that's one way to justify browsing Reddit at work ... This isn't a confession . All us guys have been discussing your low sex drive . I personally hated my middle school years because of how open I was . I really didn't give no fucks about anyone . Although that is great to have to some extent , the things I said and did were not so great So have you Tu shay ..... Your abs .. wow Some of those links don't seem legal Upgrading either will void your warranty ! ! Thanks Apple Grumpy Cat . hey - do the bushes have any of those horrid , annoying-ass sparkles in them ? because I just bought like four blushes and they had SPARKLES ! WHO THE FUCK IS " LAURA " CROFT ? ? Wow . I'm never drinking at your house . This is , of course , implying that we all have fake versions . That he does . :p glad to see a fellow lagger at it's best .. Me everyday Fecking morons , man . They are everywhere . Thank you , kettal , for your fantastically productive and intelligent response . I shall keep your words of wisdom in mind until the end of my days . This happens to me im the F2P Game warframe Please take a sit right over here sir . These novelty accounts man . We did that a lot too . With no clothes on . Only stopped like ... Before 6th grade . Though we didn't actually do any pinning down . That sounds rapey . Haha naw I want it because I plan on riding in NYC and wanna have video evidence for anything that happens on the road , and I'm talking about even with my car . Seriously some of the people here are driving retarded , and I have a feeling a lot of them aren't even licensed His response ? Not that you'd remember when you were 2 .. Or have the ability to talk Where do i go for such a thing then ? Spirited away I just got a remanufactured one and installed .... then promptly dropped the car off the jack stands An ITouch 3G in my bed . You must be new here ... and also mine . OP is a faggot I kept thinking of South Park when watching this but it turned out to be like glee I have always just assumed that Christians enjoy the notion that they can telepathically communicate with the creator of the universe . I suspect this is considered to be another piece of unsubstantiated , speculative evidence in support of God People fake things all the time . Like someone faking cancer for karma > Like someone faking cancer for karma Friends or so called friends in 6th grade at lunch while i was standing . They Rip them off i stand there in my underwear crying . Good times You're a broke ass-motherfucker ? Why bother about a drunken old guy in a train ? " Racism : We invented that shit " " The human language " We get it , NZ is freer than America . Don't break the circle-jerk Still waiting for the backwards compatibility patch / 360Arcade / PS3 port . Soooo .. I'm a Spurs fan that's never been to San Antonio . To like or not to like Which asshole downvoted this ? Exactly . That's definitely a remix and not a demo , 2012 17 and has posted to gonewild ... I started crying as I laughed my ass off at the last one on the train . Everybody's just looking at me now man ... Cash only ? You're very good at doing whatever the hell it is you did . At first , it was just a picture of a spider . But now I know how big , how fast , and how much more fucking creepy this " ball of happiness " is , thanks to you ... Dear God no . I never thought of stealing that before You also made me spill my drink Tags : thisisn'tinterestingyoubiggayfaggot hahah except I'm a girl .. Especially if you have 9 tabs open and you have to search each one until you find the offender Cheetos , Doritos and keyboards No , I get marble layers in volcanic embarks all the time . What I find is usually lacking near volcanoes is any source of iron I have a degree in foreign language , tyvm . I know that feel man , friend borrowed my super Mario 64 ( one of those " borrows " where he took it while I was at class ) , and his girlfriend used it as a coaster ... Always , always , always ! It's like my body KNOWS I just finished a slammin ' mani Is it just me or does the way the sticker was placed over the IE in the top right make it look a bit swastika-ish . I did a double take when I noticed the package was sent from Germany . Just this morning I was reading about a Brit tutting and for the first time it sounded like a tut might actually be audible . I always assumed it was more of a Have trouble remembering things ? Take notes ... You're not being polite , Canada . What the fuck , man . g . Gg ggg G . gg g . Oh god this reminds me of a text conversation I had with an ex . I said jokingly " Quite " to agree with something she said . " Quite doing what ? " " Quite not quit " " Oh . Why ? " " Quite . Not quiet " " Oh . What ? " forget the code ... who runs a server without an ups ? ! Your history doesn't show that many 0 or lower comments , but you seem to be too confrontational and make a lot of no substance comments like , And yet you're here now . Everyone shut up and give me the info on dat white charger ! trust me , i know what i say ... it wasn't such a nice experience Plates ... First thing I saw .... He rack a disciprine . I do believe youre going the wrong way on a bike lane So " helecopters or some sort of flying aircraft " gets a " perhaps , " but * actual locusts * gets an " almost certainly not " ? I read this as a hot sauce holder in an apple sauce store cuz my brain doesn't work so good : Dolphins are mammals . Repost master Extra lube Will you marry me .. ? I've got two glocks . Just wanting to add a 1911 to the collection . Oh and as far as me being a faggot . That's not what your mom said earlier while I was driving it home from behind . Uggla is hitting . 476 off of Strasburg . Why not Buster ! So you're the reason why my username is what it is Snuffalufagus haha only big bird will see it coming . What a twist OP is lying . He tried to draw NC but did a terrible job so he blamed a " friend " Your v-line omg i thought it as quinn Well I don't know if you've taken a gander at / b / , they do it weekly . " roommate " Fram oil filter But alien blue already offers a shortcut to type Your smile .. ' was ' , yet it still hasn't been officially released Thats a red , Thats also a red , That should be a red , soooo many reds ... Thank you for saying your welcome but im a guy ... # I LITERALLY LOGGED IN TO UPVOTE YOU . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ and yet you went with this When you type a comment , hit the tab between cancel and submit , scroll it to the left , bam . Insertable face . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You motherfucker And we all know who the real stalker is ! ಠ_ರ ೃ Everyone wish me luck ... I'm going to try and win this bitch ... my luck is terrible ... I suck at games ... but ಠ_ಠ .... I will ಥ_ಥ .... win this graphics card ლ ( Aw man , why'd you have to bring that up here ? Don't get me started on my distaste for Green Day Thanks for the tip , I'll post over there as well . What do you mean by the Ask out a girl that I like right now but I feel like she likes my other friend . So , fuck . TIL Silk had a / r / ... Nothing . Because ants dont speak . I think this idea makes a lot of sense but here in the USA they would arrest the parents for child abuse and put the kids in foster homes . Obviously everyone is so busy playing the game , no time for reddit ! ^ ^ I saw a salad dressing bottle up someone's rectum . It was the fat end going in first ... From the moon . I would like to know the answer to this as well . I asked my family doctor to check mine and she replied that she didn't know how . How do we know for sure that you aren't is alternate alt account ? I just made the mistake of looking at tweets that mention Collins . " Tebow throws his Christianity in our face but Collins says he's gay and he's a hero ? " and " Collins ain't even that good ... Of course he's gay " and shit like that . damn you high , the mass is conserved people still give me a TIL the cherpumple was inspired by the turducken . Yes , education and opinion must tie hand in hand ... I'm Around 5 11 / 6ft and my 2008 650 is kinda tall on me For me they all had to have pictures or else they were not displayed . So I linked my favorites with Facebook and that did the trick Great . My dad is terrible for this ... whats worse is it's rubbed off onto me Surprise ! That's New Orleans . Hey . Shit ... Im second from last I'm a 32DD ; once had a VS associate measure me at 34A . .. I take it that last line was sarcasm Lavapies ? Really ? Thanks ... I've got the perfect excuse not to see him just now as he is smoking weed again . He knows I won't spend time with him while I've quit if he's smoking . The names aren't in any specific order right ? I'm the same . Reading this , I was like : I know nothing . Pierce Brosnan isn't a Brit . Neither was George Lazenby Why did you not go back over there ? " Don't do drugs kids " written all over it . I figured out that you pretty much need to be able to snipe low remained def rcs ... I've spent money Well now I know why you failed as a teacher . My god ... that plane literally fell out of the air . What happened ? Did it stall ? That dude's an diot . you don't walk up on people with a shotgun like that . ... I laughed , but still . You know , I can't help but feel like some days are missing ... you .. you cant just kill your only friend If you need your mom to remember you to change your underwears , you seriously have problems For what it's worth , I don't say that , I say " Wow ! Does that mean everything is free ? ! " * Thank you * , chortle is such a stupid word but some people love to show it off in a post or comment . Good for you , you learned a new word ; you don't have to use it everywhere Is this a joke ? mine pop after a year . and leave poisonous residue . Boston ... bombed ... jogging ... Oh yeah buy PSN codes on eBay that is * always * the best way . I'm surprised that no one else has said this , your probably just * waaaayyyyy * smarter than them . " Cool " site using a text marquee . In 2013 . Um . Is that a challenge ? Cheers , I heard about this recently and was told it was an over-unity device suppressed by the government They put in a LED screen and KAPOW $ 150 ..... Sounds like you're hiding something . E = ... Those are horrible answers . Christof and Joseph are both fine , talented actors . With bright careers ahead of them . no the other one So , this subreddit * does * exist . Wait what ? Speak for yourself Your Mom's titties You're not the real CaptionBot ! No way , this controller kicked ass Hey , guys ! r / sexwithdogs ? .... clown love The hair on that bag is a bit more distracting than the prolapse . I wish my cat didn't try to suckle people's necks , it's really gross and weird What's weird about the name Faith A Serbian Film Wonder how many ppl wold believe that if the press and government pointed that way Oh , I thought you meant travel back in time to prevent any of it from happening . I was like 40mb patch , then a 14mb patch to " activate " skins that were downloaded in the 40mb patch ? They are only suppose to come out of the top barrel Wowow , they're called poros ? Poro means a reindeer in finnish You named your first pet dicksmash ... ? Depending how how much moola ... Filming , not an issue . Naw bro , my wife cleans that up .... I know , I'm a douche . That happened too ! That was school issued laptops that were being used to monitor student use Your google apologism is Did she really just call Raven " my baby " ? No , I didn't I think these devs deserve all kinds of sales . I even mentioned in the video how piracy was dealt with in a funny way by them , not sure why people would assume I'd pirate it . Haha my uncle had a mole like this on his cheek complete with a few long hairs growing out of it . When i asked him why he didn't remove it , he said the same thing . If OP has a wife point are surely gained Then it's not completed I guess I am forced to be Internet celebrity then Whist you ! So you are going to drop several hundred on a windows laptop when your Mac can run windows ... and you are in finance .... John Kelly ..... The magazine is called Transworld Skateboarding , but the writing there in the middle says TrandWorld . Likely a typo , but not 100 % The DC Snipers ? Maybe the Surface portion of the demo will give us an idea of Gamepad functionality Oblivion Horse Armor Version 2 Totally used to have one of those . Watch out for fat people sitting on them while its in smoking mode .. [ I don't know , stealing babies sounds like the sort of thing a bad man would do ... Sweet fancy Moses Isn't Blizzard making this ? Oh wait , thats Hearthstone . An u the only person who tried to scratch the dots off their screen ? I think I know these people THIS SPARTAN DOES Well fuck me for taking pride in things I work hard for What did I just watch ? Well at least it should be more competitive next year , with Dortmund getting Gotze from you guys and maybe Lewandowski ... Why is this link purple * today * you learned ? * * Did you know I could have actually said DAMN , and it wouldn't have made the post any better ? The force . That's what's going on . I see a pentagram ... Really ? whoa He deleted his account . Stopped reading after " its highly recommended not to use the same tire year round ... increases the chance of a blowout " . It doesn't sound as if you need any help ... I fell in love with the series when Bran fell . Ned's beheading you could kinda see coming . But one does not simply push little boys outa windows This is interesting ... and my computer now has HIV ... How often do you purchase microwaves ? Gaaaah , put a trigger warning on that cat + background You masturbated in the same bed your dad was sleeping in I'm going to bed Next they'll tell us the child can't be impaired either Guys , I may be wrong here , but this feels a tad bit like an ad . Maybe . Wat . " the voice actor " ... James Earl fucking Jones ... On a phone one star * around * it is italics , two stars is * * bold * * and idk the rest , i came here for the rest .. But i found an arrow between submit and cancel , pull it down , swipe right , BOOM ! ... face in the background ? * I was home alone * These are the same girls that are all like " I'm not a piece of meat ! " and " women are being objectified ! " God save me What ? You can save your virginity for the right person but you can't save your piss for someone else ? They were going to buff nydus worms , but they said in a AMA that it made Zerg to dynamic in the early game so they took it out Who , wha ... How ... Are you ? ... Based on your username , I'm not too surprised . I'm really get tired of TR's shitty auto pistols It's ok to use but only if it lasts for 15sec ... There are some sites that MAKE you either like like , + 1 , or follow in order just to get access to the page I've never seen wonderfalls , but it sounds awesome ! What in the world have I been doing ? Oh yeah , living under a rock working on my thesis It means that not only are you gay , but that your horrid at being gay . 99 souls of everything , yeah , right O yea cuz you clearly have respect for other peoples prisoner holding rights ... Trust me , it's much less fun when you work there . He stole the BATMOBILE ? Why does this have the purple / green combo of funnyjunk ? Oh , well now that you've said it's valid then I stand corrected . Oddly specific . This happened to the person next to me ( my left ) and it was so hot it got stuck to his neck and in a panic , he ripped it off and some skin came off Sorry all the grammar mistakes are from auto correct Are you playin with me ? That was ... Quite explosive . welcome to last year ... A " chemist " who thinks large volumes of water will mitigate the effects of chemical explosions ? Overtrusted fart ... deep breath ... Wearing whatever you want is * not * a political statement . Protesting , debating issues , and voting are examples of political statements ... Her wearing a tutu for shits and giggles is not . It's just a fucking tutu . You're right . I'd rather burn the bastard alive . Ya fucked up Get a job squirrel ! Must be nice not having to wake up while it's still dark ... How are the shoes floating in the air ? It had to be heimer Flair Those pants Are you trying to get me in the mood , because it's working . That username ... Oh joy . The progun brigade is here . Oh man thats so scary . Can't believe your school doesn't make you use gloves ! I have a similar story . I was in the lab doing something for chemistry and I knelt down to pick up something on a bottom shelf . Someone had broken glass around there before and apparently it hadn't all been cleaned up . I got glass in one of my knees . When I told the teacher she said " That's why you're not supposed to kneel on the floor . " even though she never said that before As appose to Aljazeera ? Which never has a religious bias or quotes mines at all . > I'd just like to give my 2 cents on this since you didn't reply to me ( I don't get it . Wait ... What .. What is this ? ... I don't even .. " Oh we like having only 10 members " , " we are making the most per member right meow " You're from Wisconsin man ... * * Because there's nothing more hilarious than anxiety ? So you stabbed him and left him for dead ? NEEDS MORE UPPERCASE , THAT'S WHERE YOU'VE GONE WRONG IN LIFE ####Shit's going down ... ####On it Travolta looks like you have your finger up his ass . Well that's definitely what I want to hear Throwing a little kid is not " a little damage " Ughhhhhh wifey is the worst . My boyfriend says that when we get married the first thing he is going to do is update his facebook to say ' just married wifey ' or something like that I'm glad the guy in the back uses his hands to prevent his junk from touching his sister , because that would be awkward . Blood splatter anal Cheese stuffed nachos Definitely in the suburbs ... Let's have everyone comment the same thing so we can be super duper extra sure . The problem is its not winter but May fn 3rd . I spent more on tks than jet a today sparklygaywad.com isn't real . Dad caught me looking at pictures of nugs and was just like Your title sounds sort of suicidal ... I didnt really get it either , does it have a sexual innuendo ? Like , does she want to surprise her boyfriend with it or something , I dont really know . Maybe I'm just a pervert .... They must mean save time by not having to make a second trip to the store . That was too easy and you know it . Enjoy your free karma . I mean to fill the dispensers ( Oh boy . Read this as " Periods : in which you find yourself thinking , " Which one of these is the most meal-like ' ? " ... enlighten me on this battle flag of Northern VA Three cucumbers How is that faster I had this happen , then I find out its my grandfather's bag . this axe is not sharp enough to cleanly chop bone ... She was .. Doing slutty things in class ? [ lolol , oh wait ... le funny memes xD ! ! ! 1 would lol again ಠ_ಠ ‎ ಠ_ಠ ‎ I have no grandma . This i the first time I see it . Nothing in Australia also . Perhaps it takes them longer to make PAL ones ... An old classmate of mine got 0 points on a test once , and the test gave you 1 point just for writing your name You have a front end loader and that happens all the time . And it's called a " dumpster " That sounds kind of .... rape-y . I really wanted to say that in the comment . Just didn't fit the tone . I'm gonna look in the mirror and do Vagina blood Should have read the comments first . VOB a . k . a . rippet dvd ? I am using it on the IPad , so it might not have it on the iPhone / iPod version but when I am writing a comment on something , in the bottom right hand corner there is the ಠ_ಠ sign that you can tap on to , well , make There was a CO state senator ( I think ) that told women to shit or vomit if a woman is being or about to be raped . This was an argument against women conceal carrying handguns . Yeah but you still have to specify what goes where , and make the form to begin with Yes , and the point of this article is that borderline-deceptive labeling practices make this more difficult . I'm not arguing against that Before I even start to scroll , my face is automatically shifted to Probably with the same bugs , which are still there . OP Frames a cat for their untidiness Way to be a Debbie Downer ... I was like awww .. then This isn't a repost ; I took this picture . I fucking lost it at that part and continued crying for the rest of the movie . The worst part is I was watching it for the first time with my class for a movie day . The gut , not the butt ! Yes ! That's my main annoyance . I want to keep all works by one author together , but especially if you've bought books published at different times by different publishing houses , they're all different sizes . At 1st I was An 8 - speed freewheel hub and a quill stem ? For $ 1000 ? In 2013 ? Yes . Yes it would I want Jailed Ahri skin .... * " rubber hairy balls , rubber hairy balls , rub her hairy balls ... " * Still waiting on that recording . So much incest in that thread And this is this is where the fine line between rape and not rape start to blur . Such an abomination to gaming , and you now own a copy All I can say is wat Because I don't like collecting money fm the government . And I like working for a living . You're a ridiculously good looking guy , but your main pic makes you look gay . Burn that shirt I think he was talking about her weight not being as significant Why would you link to the Spanish version of reddit , Ocelote ? As a person living in SD right now : NO Blow up horses ? What a stallion ! ! I think you forgot to post your link ... Yeah , people told me that breastfeeding would make the weight fly right off . * People were wrong . * What , no balls ? Why are they slandering Deng saying he has the flu ... Are you fucking serious You read ... only the third one ? They should've put the mean at 0 , then . Even if you fail , you should never regret following your dreams ... Within certain limitations of course Yeah it's not like we're only at game 2 and anyone could jinx it or anything . Uhhh through the other forms of cellular communication : texts and email Still waiting on the carotid stents to make your outcomes better ... Fair enough , but I wasn't * gambling * at the times I paid for those drinks Wild falconers or falcons I got it ( I have Windows 7 64 bit ) and it didn't work . Nice swing on the 0-2 Matt I don't know ! Maybe ... Wait ... Again , why charge a dollar , easier ways to have people test I was in the hospital because I ate hot Cheetos > Great totally turned on now Yep , good night reddit . How about this : If you're going to be a douchebag , don't choose a way that will fuck up someone else's mental health . Unless you know they deserve it , then by all means , go right ahead . This gif documents an inordinant number of balls being tripped by one person in a short time frame . The worst part , this is actually a wife . She has no idea besides the articles she reads . Kills me that she's bitching about something that she is so ignorant about . The original statement was against proselytizing . Just because she doesn't know what it means , she's in an uproar ? Oh , thankfully they cleared it up for everyone . / s / Lol , well thank you Oh I know . In case of friendly vegans I switch the punchline to " THAT'S NOT FUNNY ! " and Wipe her mouth on her hand . Then my thigh . wtf ? I just got rick rolled LOL . This guy . dat celltech live down under At the age of 11 . And it was intended . Is it me , or is Maisie's dress transparent ? It says " dust proof " twice . Does that mean like 99.9 % or .... I get it at Cub in Minnesota So I read the title as " I always wanted to vacuum my bed ... " and seen the NSFW tag and thought about how the fuck could something like this be * clicks link * ... checks title , again . Welp ... It's she and I ... Batman , if you want a weekend finish . New Vegas if you want a new obsession No , the wife drew the line there . I am so sick of their monopoly . Every few months I have to waste hours on the phone arguing to keep my rates from going up . This screenshot made me so confused . Not sure why , just looks different . Nice way to ask for help , first ask the wrong people , then insult them when they tell you they are the wrong people . NO YOU CAN NOT ! How original ... Awww thanks . That's a much nicer nod to my username than the usual , " Ok ... FagMouth Right . The young ones can really change on you . It can be a problem when they haven't come into their own yet . I was with a girl 8 years younger than me and she changed dramatically over the course of 2 years . Found religion and everything . Karma-Whoring takes a new and sinister turn ... : O Is this you oh please ლ ( You did not know what this meant , at 13 ? I don't see Alien Blue in any of those screen shots . Or maybe she's just creepy herself . Horrible stomach cramps with dry heaving and diarrhea . Followed by itchy skin , spacey brain and desire to kill anything that breathes . The asumtion of course is that he couldn't conceptualize the idea while he was alive ... Zeroth world anarchists At first I was like / shits pants ಠ_ಠ pun pun You have ruined frozen yogohurt for me . * RUINED * I think that's better than the guy who used Word for spreadsheets Pump the brakes there turbo . No sense in getting all agro about Mcdonalds fish Phantom menace .... Stop encouraging him Like a rudderless boat . who lifts from schiphol to amsterdam And yet you linked to imgur ... Yeah , that's why it was closed . And yet , on the other side and just out of sight , I could hear what sounded like a gas chainsaw or heavy duty gas trimmer . Bill Kaulitz . Animal crackers ... Actually there appears to be none . Buffalo style wings , I will eat anything covered in buffalo sauce . Dat big toe . Has fancy watermark ... doesn't know that non-multicoated uv filters catch specular highlights . My childhood friend turned ' scene ' and now buys a bunch of Hitler related shit for some reason . Recently , she purchased a poster of Hello Kitty dressed up as Hitler and It pisses me off because I'm half black and it offends me . Sucks for whoever was jogging by , wonder who it was ( First of all read / u / dela ... hal ? ( I am posting from alien blue and it keeps ghosting his post so I cannot see his user name When I sneeze , sometimes I get an ache in my arms , really painful , for a couple minutes and then it just goes away .... Wow . Looks like a long flaccid penis Light saber surgery . When i was younger , my brother convinced me Oompa Loompas were underneath the escalator carrying the steps . Till this day , when I am on a escalator , I look down and wonder about them . Pervert ... I have a bug on mine and I can't resolve it or report it anywhere Except for like almost half the worlds wealth ....... Devan got hotter . Never seen it , whats it about ? Please don't say pig fuckin ! Why the So you haven't even tried It's not lupus . Then it's just a project . You've never been to a metal concert . Wow . An Islander power play . Who saw that coming . Anybody else curious as to why this dude has access to a female account ? In other words , this guy put up a fake profile to deceive others . I find that even more douchey than anything else . Everyone is giving apple downvotes but I can't downvote people who agree with me . 7940 imgs ... YOU ARE GOD . there is one girl inside a school bus .... most likely underage I'm glad you uncovered the conspiracy of Evil OKC rigging all of their games . Your arm looks like my Penis wet wipes called wet nap ... If he has a design patent , you should link to it , or provide the patent number . oh yea , I am holding that number , hoping you won't notice Vad i ... Looks like the guy that's grabbing the woman's leg , is getting pounded by the guy behind him . Am I right guys ? ... Guys ? Finished in 21:06 . Current PR is 20:59 . First mile was 5:36 I always do this . I don't understand why seemingly no-one else does . If I urinate into a toilet , I take a square of toilet paper and wipe down the edge . It simply works so much better at keeping everything clean , even assuming nothing " sprays " Weed is for poor people that can't afford cocaine because cocaine is just like weed , but more potent and expensive , right ? No ... Or ... You can cover his ass and be a good teammate I'm now nervously awaiting an update on that poor piano . It's so rare when people recognize the reference . I've had the name since at least 2006 and people have only begun to recognize it since Skyrim has been out for a while . Most people just think I'm Scandinavian or something . " making love with the ferocity only a couple with four sets of genitals could muster " You have to be the dumbest dumbfuck ever to take random pills for karma . Which head and not Sakura How does he sleep on that tiny little air mattress every night ? My gps once to " turn on random street " ... Just as I was about to curs her out .. I look up an behold ... There's actually Random street h-how do .... how is that possible ? Some people don't deserve to continue to have air . Ah , the difference between FPS gamers and FPS lifers has made yet another appearance ! But still remember Those alien trees We see this post like once a week now . WTF . What's with all the little Ahh , I wish I had your body . And the last thing I'd be is gentle if that was in front of me . Yuuuuup . Abstinence only education makes teens ask anonymous questions like " I can't get pregnant while on my period or right after , right ? ! " or " Douching after sex prevents pregnancy , right ? ! " or " Herpes can be cured , right ? ! " I refuse to pay for my car insurance with my soul . Ah , you should watch the movie called Carrie ( 1976 ) , the scene where Carrie has her period in the gym and the ensuing freak out lol . In high school I heard from someone regarding a private school kid with a psychotic sheltering mother . He apparent was going to join the navy with barely the knowledge of what sex IS at the age of 18 I had to sound that out a few times to figure out what word it was supposed to be . Not sure you have enough knives ... I'm really glad I decided to check back into this subreddit .. > clip Why do I have your tag as " Wants to watch reverse hand masterbation " ? I must be too desensitized . Other than obvious sympathy , my first thought was : I approve the tank top Libray ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This must be a joke . Crack ... ... Dad ? I think it's great he still kept singing despite being mauled You can't just say stuff like that . You have to also link to the correct one With a username like that I wonder if you just finished fapping ... I had this happen , but when I went to bend the pin back , it just fell off onto the floor . I think fixate is a strong word to use for one comment I made . Why are you defensive ? You're probably some sicko that wouldn't want that taken down .... Holy cow ! ! ! You don't say ? ? ! ? ! Lol someone called it " trap " in the soundcloud comments .... After playing countless hours of League , i have managed to learn and execute the word Queue . Thank you riot . ^ ^ SAV * * Edmonton * * . com The status quo right now is amnesty , we either do something about what is a major problem in the border states or allow out and out lawlessness . What Rubio ( I repeat Marco Fucking Rubio would you rather have Charlie Christ immigration plan ! ? ! The minecraft symbol is nice . I was gonna use it , but i guess not . I thought you were somehow slipping in a quick joke about the mum and the broken arm AMA This is my new favorite gif . EVER . For some days ago I was second pick . Our last pick went " mid " , but our first pick said that he was having it . Out last pick then proceeded to call out top , which I said I was wanting . He then flipped shit , and continued to call us for retards etc , even though I ended up picking Leona for support . He then went afk 10 seconds into the game , as Yi with AP runes . I personally think basic emoticons are ok ( using :) , ;) , o_O , And Twin Shadows available I just ordered a coke All of my Don't make this harder than it has to be Oh now I see . It's like when my Uncle calls gay men fags ! > Oh now I see . It's like when my Uncle calls gay men fags ! Youre escaping Dark Souls by luking r / darksouls ? I went on bing for a search a couple of days ago , and bing connected with Facebook . ( hheeeeyyyy why are there two facebook tabs open ? ! ? Oh ... \ m / ( no reason to cancel futurama read the update She looks like she's 6 or 7 seven years old .. I'm not sure I want to know what you meant by : " Only one thing left to do " ... My sweetheart is Russian and apparently Russians say " Eggs " as a colloquial term for testicles . My face during our first intimacy when she said " I'm going to kiss your eggs now ! " ... their * Fake boobs What a good idea , a liverpool top for our boys ... It's also * not * a " fancy word for vocabulary . " I agree . The Chinese got their act together and has spoken with their votes . Meanwhile the Malays had their chance to change the country and they blew it . Now we are inciting ethnic cleansing ? ? ? Dude . Wtf ... But don't you know , no one can have responsible bb sex . EVER ! Reddit told me so ! Did you seriously repost this as quickly as possible without any credit to the OP ? I've seen these chairs from before LCS .. Wonder why u need a gud banning stuped bot I see what you did there . I let my imagination fill in the blanks . You're a bad , bad Friia I installed with the 12.04 version of that ISO and all that does is work around the broken EFI ( the PC EFI installer doesn't work on Apple's incorrect implementation of the standard ) . I did set up those fan scripts myself and disabled turbo boost to keep it from overheating . Before I deleted OS X , I found it just thermal throttles it to keep that from happening > So ... how is this a blow to the entire industry and not just the head shop in that town ? Some towns will need the money , and some won't , we knew that going into all of this Im not so sure you are peaceful . Don't post on reddit if you can't take the heat , Not available in Canada ... Nope on my ipad , must have flipped out , shit ... I was hoping the bear would turn on the ' animals ' that probably beat him to learn to ride Misplaced a Honchcrow in the 61-90 box This pic was me dressing up for Rocky Horror but I kept the look after for a lil bit . I got hacked because I was doing those free hat things , and yes I did it call me stupid , but why would I do this if I'm half jewish There's a lot you don't realize about me ... But .. You capitalized the O The Palestinian children in this video all want to get rid of the Jews . This is not useless in the slightest sense of the word . Isn't that the government ? Worst OAG meme I've seen for a while .. No where in this post did they mention fat . The lamb tasted too much like lamb ... W .. Why is ... What ... Being honest with your lifetime partner isn't about cost / benefit . " 0-11 when trailing after the 6th inning . " Pot really ? Ahhhh , I see , because I'm not allowed to think my own thoughts and do my own thing as a woman , but you , as a MAN , are completely unique in all the world on one of the last days of my high school swimming career my coach made a pot joke to me basically saying how i smoked 81/7 . i have never smoked and never plan to . he had known me for 5 years before that point . A customer of mine ordered BBQ Ribs . The ribs come out fine and less than 10 minutes later , he brings back the plate and says the ribs were too burnt . All I saw was remains of bones . He demanded a full refund . And then she went back to him ? As conservative black man Emmy worthy . Mine is still happening . Westboro vs . Brand . Talk about fucking nuts vs . nucking futs . Mainstream doesn't necessarily mean right , and as time passes fringe ideas gradually become mainstream Just do it while he's sleepin . He'll be like whAaaaa Reddit is not a place for self promotion If you're able to focus on the screen while working out , you're not working out hard enough . But .. But .. That's the entire point of this discussion . who was killed by a monkey , and its the dog of the dude you came with After seeing that " srirachas hasnt spent a dime on advertising but yet made 60mil " this made me wonder I used to be an operator at childline . Suffice to say it strangles itself with gross inefficiency and red tape since joining the NSPCC . You're a ranger fan Cubed ? " Problem " doesn't describe it properly That face is Vanilla Sky is not a romance movie There is no link . So I'm an Agnostic Atheist , simple as that ? Dem bastognes in the mini fridge Why the hell does her vagina look like a heart No . ( ┛ I can do that . This is not the photo of your wife reddit wants OP . Stun and flash are the same thing I would . They better not be fedoras . Forgive me , but why would you want a convicted rapist to have custody rights ? JAG : " Just Another Guy . " You'd think they could have used a better acronym You actually get related videos ? Youtube always throws recommendations of videos I've already seen . One , its odd having something interesting happen here . Two , there are too many of you that suspected someone you knew snapped and did this . Why do you want to know ? Probably should have warned you ... I'm a librarian Kind of creepy that you know that . Armpit sex I blame Nome . You monster . Tool bag complaining worst was a coworker of mine that is an exercise science major that graduated this semester . Status said " This is the longest I've ever studied for anything ! I've been here since 2pm , but I'm finally done ! Wish me luck tomorrow " . It was 4pm when she posted that Nope , he had a few of them .... posed ? The rest were standing with backs to the wall ... one was curled up facing a corner , having a time out I guess It's a huge pain . Especially since I work as at a small cafe / giftshop at an embassy , and all people do is bring in 20s . It's like Because we were .... Because all of the knife skills he uses in the show are obviously real At what point do people become responsible for what they do with their own waste ? It's really convenient to blame the " big bad multinational company " but for fuck sake , when you finish your drink , put it in a recycling bin . You don't need a financial incentive to do the right thing . A big ol ' " This looks a SHITON like the lake on the middle island in GTA 4 ! No . Jedi Knight was the best . we wake up before europe ... Shit if I'd know you were getting two copies of BL2 for $ 15 I would of never agreed to give you . 2btc ლ ( Oh wait you were being serious ? HEY ! This just made me snort coke through my nose . Thanks , Obama is it actually safe to eat these ? I feel like I see a picture like this every day . I think you forgot to post the link . Watch the game get delayed until 10:05 We call that getting " Walk Blocked " And now she's got to settle The Score with the Fu-Gee-Law . People still poke each other ? Let me go right down to the store to pick that up ... ah shit , not legal in Texas yet . I'll need it That guys a woman I'm a woman and I'm not embarrassed to admit that I get this ... Going through imgur and got to this pic and just laughed a little too hard , showed my bf ... " I don't get it " is all I got from him ... I say " really ? ? " and he responds with " what's so concerning about a couch and coffee table ? " FML , I watch more porn than him ... I'm like the Tiger Woods of our relationship > Adidas ... the official shoe of The Hegemony yes , the second thing I did was asked her for forgiveness and she was just like " yh " . I can't believe NO . WAY . You better not be lying . No thanks . It would be sad if you thought that this was true . There are quite a few redditors locally . Dat GUI " Turris of events " is the best that the NHL writers came up with . And I thought the first one was huge how could that end well with the gutter I support the sticker not the car . I feel like we are all overlooking the real question here ... How in the holy fuck are you going 5 or 6 times a night for several nights in succession ? At the end is your dick simply sneezing out dust ? > > . As long as you're not phrasing it in terms of " I want a baby . I want a baby in the next two years . So , wanna date ? Don't ArmorAll your dash But then you can't make wishes I ... I saw your argument on YouTube lol , and you actually came on to Reddit looking for an answer . Sorry , I thought he was saying it was illegal to use chemical warfare in * video games , * which I thought was strange . Out of all the breakfasts depicted here , Thailand's looked the most unappetizing . You should ask him if he would bring the family size Spaghettios this time . Why yes . It's something I keep forgetting ; my sense of humor doesn't shine well through text .. Well can't you say the trade button is there for a reason ? I think the face you were looking for is Haha you made it racist Once upon a time our university system had standards when it came to admissions . Now they let any shit-smearing moron in . Now i do I am honoured .. I suppose . Swedish people are all fucking gorgeous . Seriously , it's just an entire nation of supermodels and unicorns Can't you just write it off and burn the mattress ? Do you go to UCSB by chance ? I'm currently in a class where the professor is forcing this upon me Rings of Raggador ... just like a super hadoken ... There I was scrolling down the page and I see " everybody knows Marmite is better " . Is it a Bic ? I have heaps of those , not sure what I would do if they went missing Why do you repost ? Jesus cries when you do it . Every time Reposting makes fairies die " a few years ago " I once told someone high cheek bones is not only a white person or Asian person trait and they laughed and said I was silly . Why the hell did they build the tower that close to the dock ? I wonder who downvotes this I've had people tell me I'm not left-handed . Yeah , how dare Microsoft own patents ! Fuck those guys , right ? Sweat dreams . No , no . She said that her daughter .... felt like she was dead ? The game hasn't even been out for a year Thailand .. I can see a mechjeb unit lit up red Burping better than a dude . We live eerily close the only good angle of her where she's not haggard looking ... Looking at these comments , I'm starting to think that much of Reddit share's Card's boylust It seems some parents figure the removal of sex ed and literature containing " questionable " passages will delay their child's natural curiosity that comes with puberty until they are old enough to learn about it without blushing . Not sure S . Carolinian who voted for M . Sanford are true republicans who knows where to draw the line between religion and politic or just hypocrites who don ’ t give a squirt about “ family value ” when it comes to their guy . I can ’ t tell . Oh ok , that makes it normal then . Wat ... He sounds like a complete fuckwad . Pretty sure they are registered . * * Why are you tagged as " will experiment for margaritas " ? He's disabled , not retarded . Please , no . I want to forget . How much of my life have I wasted before knowing this ? You read my mind ! Your username leaves me very nervous to give you anal , in the event that it is actually relevant . Or ... her ... since 1976 . What's sad is this is * * probably * * before drug use . Worst city in the world . * * Your logic is hypocritical Errr ... Were you using the Flickr app for iPhone ? ... It could just be the heavier periods are makin you anemic and you didn't have it before . Like I said , something to discuss with your dr . Many teens and young women are known to have anemia associated with heavy periods and child bearing . The joys of being a woman . 3 weed whackers that's over compensating kinda like your hiding something Smacks of toddlerdom . Fuck yeah . Is that the eye or the mouth . My head hurts ! Took me a while to realize that's a thong not a coat hanger What if I stop my minecraft commentary for 10 minutes every 5 minutes to remind you to like , comment , subscribe , favorite , add me on Facebook , follow me on twitter , and subscribe to my second channel ? Will that hurt my chances ? 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I've seen videos on those asshat Gargoyles Yeah , because she's a woman right and woman can't know sports right ? Also going to chime in that yoga pants are never professional looking pants . These days , you can never be sure . It could be the name of a band in the UK . who the hell is this new character " Lucy " and why is he stealing all the screen time from " Luffy " ? where is Luffy anyways ? Did you just reference that one horrifying manga ... This is not something you should watch during your breakfast Gf just realized my mother took all of the to-go coffee cups AND stirring sticks from BOTH rooms I saw 1 ass 2 fists Thanks ! It is odd how they've stacked just right like that . Almost as if someone planned it that way " this little guy " What " nice " people Superman sixtynope had more rings than Sonic The Hedgehog or Star Fox Dat ... username ... But ... But it's the white point tat needs correction , not the gamma . Snap ! Okay so the cfg file that housed fov in Metro 2033 was carried over to Last Light ... but fov has been removed and cannot be manually added Yea when I get one I loose my vision completely , and occasionally vomit ... a horrible combination " One of ... " ? T-th-they dissapeared ? Yup , same goes for Trent Barretta , who cheated on her with a ring rat ... ლ ( This was me the whole time : Or you can do it on your phone . Up on the top , there's the little pull Down box . Scroll to the left and bam . Oh , NOW I see what I did right there ... Seriously . I mean , congrats and all , but it isn't THAT amazing once you see it 3 or 4 times a day Good guess . Almost .... to good of a guess . I remember being 10 or 11 on the computer in the Myspace chatrooms . I had no idea what ASL meant , then a friend told me it was Age , Sex , and Location . So , I thought all these people were asking me where I lived , how old I was , and if I wanted to get together and have sex . For " re-education " . That's how I died in one of my hardcore games . And that's when I learned to never approach floating skeletons . Plenty of players on the EPL that don't understand much English despite being here for 5 years . I'm looking at you Tevez Very reasonable ! I'm at about 1800 per day ( f , 5 ' 11 " , 132 ) but trying to increase that to 2000 . That many pastries though ... Dude . So ... in your cousin's world ... do fathers regularly have to " convince " their daughters to " take the dick " ? Sounds , uhm , rapey > So , I thought all these people were asking me where I lived , how old I was , and if I wanted to get together and have sex . Just asked the wife . She said chloroform ... I read " soft throbbing " at first and I was all Big as fuck candles , she can never have enough of those I've got 18 coming up in the next few weeks ! Search cydia for " software update killer " works on ios 6 for me > Right , because picking out books for young girls in the third world so that they can become literate and participate in the global economy is not a benefit to society Has to be the time my ex-best friend told me after her mom died she went to a mental hospital for a month . I was there after her mom died , she was in my apartment a week after it happened Obviously i'll set it to the proper brightness level depending on the environment . dat rope Well hopefully you won't have to . I haven't even had something eat yet because I'm so busy working on getting everything back up . If it never comes back up , I probably died , or something . I think so . The arm on the left doesn't look healthy . She doesn't look healthy . So I guess we can make fun of her on the internet . Theoretically , yes ... Says the person from Buckinghamshire The hell it had homosexual overtones . EQ is just as bad as WoW . Deal breaker The seller's name is bieber_hole 69 well this is .... He did nazi that coming I don't feel comfortable calling it a gagger . Sounds like we're shooting a bondage porno " Some chinese player " This game should have been finished a year ago . As a Packer fan , you shut your whore mouth ! Wait , you say " turn off the Internet " , and I explain why I can't . Then you tell me to get rid of my internet even more completely . Nice try , Oscar Meyer . Usually I change my own oil and such . I know enough to maintain my vehicle . But for my company truck I need the right off , so I take it to Jiffy . The last time they told me I needed a rad flush , I gave them this look . ಠ_ಠ . And they showed it to me , then said we don't have the gear to do it go somewhere else . So I was getting my brakes done and mentioned it to my mechanic and he gave me this look . Fighting hazing with sexual assault . Two negatives equal a positive . Sounds legit ... OP , no . no , OP . I have a SJW friend who once called Ke $ ha " the feminist voice of our generation " for her unapologetic sluttatude . * * I see three ლ ( Never ... I kinda liked the M16 , but I ended up preferring other ARs like the AUG . However , I really * want * to use the M16 because it's like we're not supposed to or something . All my ads think I'm a gay republican Ah , I did not realize that ... since I am the one always gifting to my friends and family , not the other way around . It was a storm that knocked them down anyways BASS ! dropped the B-A-S-S , grandpa . I agree it's not normal to be induced , but I'd still be pregnant ... Also leave my epidural alone Since when was talking rhythmically considered rap ? Oh , since Li'l Wayne got on the scene He / she / it probably won't ( His potential brothers and sisters ... to me this implies that you're ingesting his father's baby batter " Used to be foreign " You made these 2 comments 2 hours apart . Nope never As opposed to abortion before conception ? Easy access ? I remember someone telling me this . I went home and covered a flashlight with my hand in a dark room .... " Wait a minute ..... 7 months old , 29 subscribers , 0 posts . I'll be severely disappointed if your real name ain't Joe Kickass How did that bird learn Norwegian ? How in the world did he manage to doodle * inside * the cup Wat de fuck . ? Not sure if a diabetic with peripheral neuropathy getting a tattoo on his foot would be wise But ... His mom brought it back ... When I was a kid my mom told me spaghetti noodles grew on a bush . I believed it until I was in the 6th grade . I read that in Herbert's erm ... tone . Your ... username ... why ... ? So here I am thinking that there's a pole on campus where you touch a button , and a half dozen rapists come out of the woodwork and rape you . And then , plot twist . Sign my UC Berk shirt Adam to what That's a messed up person right there . Fucking repost with the same exact title as the last one . ... dickinson ..... Dick in son .... " I'm meditating Matt , I was also hiding from you . " I got complimented on my spine . Not my posture , not my back , but my actual spine . Was just about to go " Chloe ! What did you do to your hair ! ! ? " But then I realized it was the shadow of the umbrella . too old huh ? * * That fixed it . WTF . The book told me to put a colon * not sure of age , not sure of comment Wow , really ? I bought a 3TB hard drive to fill up with movies , and now I can't even use it Looking at you , Emily Wong .... Why even post it then ? Get lost . ok I gotta ask , is this person ill in the head ? But you're not in school I remember that ... It was my 11th birthday ... Holy shit ... I'm 18 today My sister refused to watch The Golden Compass , I think it was , because at the time she was on some religious trip and thought talking animals were satanic . Did you seriously take and post a photo of your monitor .... * * I hate to live in a world where the meaning of that acronym is known by so many - - myself included . First lyrics she " sang " was auto tuned A better question is why does Youporn allow you to share videos on Facebook Of crows Spitting * IN * the dick ? Oh wow , you're really that special aren't you Starts at the 2:40 mark . For the scientific lazy ? Wat . Icons on the desktop ... I applied every year when I was a student . Nothing ever came of it . Where is his dick ? Came to say " one fiddy " The comments on that video ... Maybe its you ....... Free range ? ? What does that even mean ? ? I'm not sure if I want to know .. And then she started talking about how she always wanted to have kids ... No problem . :) I just want to make sure no one signs your email up for spam or something worse . > Well I do believe that the human species is about the only thing on this planet that destroys it . For an easy way to explain it , * * go watch the lion king , There was a long ass line at my theater last night for it I was surprised You never know , I mean they started in Bumblesfuck , Kansas . That's not OPs username Recently this sparked a discussion between my 3 yr old son and I about why I don't stand up to pee . Then it became , " I wanna see you don't have a wiener . " When men go wild they … rape , murder , and torture Dam ... Why in the fuck did I go there ? The article was interesting , but GOOD GOD do NOT make " Idragate " a thing . Looks like Vegas vomit . I don't want to catch HIM ridin ' dirty I laughed , then got scared I was at a yard sale we found a suitcase full of old porn and my dad bought it It's almost not even a joke anymore . My cousin once tried to argue that science wasn't based in true reality and that I had no way to know " God isn't controlling everything at once . " Stone him ! Oh wait ... that's my alt Totally gave my brother a good gash in his head with them . Almost killed my brother when I was 4 . What the hell ? This suppose to be motivating ? And they say cycling is dangerous . I tried that and it opened my N64 emulator instead . ... of what ? That's something I wish I didn't have in my search history Is he holding henti Good guy Redditor . I should've made a post on Reddit when I got robbed . That's my sister's middle name ! Here in the states , no one knows how to pronounce it , and when they hear it the reaction is always " Isn't that a ... you know ... * black * name ? " ..... Wesley Crusher from The Next Generation ( Star trek ) . You just need to reverse the polarity ... Coool gadgets The link doesn't seem to work anymore ? Very true ... Can't stand him in Rules of Engagement ... I hate that thing Yeah and we were awarded 2x 30 day memberships . go figure Those critters also reportedly start off as males and mature into females ... Anne Frankly I did Nazi that Edit : The joke is that you can't really pronounce Looked at the post and half the comments were " BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS " No problem , Mr poo_in_mah_ass .... Yes , yes it does . I'm ashamed I understand this reference My laptop would have to be killed before it could say anything . What's that peeking over his shoulder in the background ? At first I read " creepy salmon " . My cat likes to attack my legs at night . If you aren't all busy making homemade guns thanks for this . OP's jpeg artifacts were getting on my nerves . Vucinic for Gio Please refrain from straw man arguments . Yes , you can get legal pot in some states . Which I label a legal dealer . A doctor is also a legal dealer of some drugs . People were just happier back then ... ಠ_ಠ Some one please put it out of its misery already Make it a criminal Felony to violate the Constitution as a government employee , appointee , or elected official . I hope you weren't responsible for the broken mics Holy crap , who the fuck comes up with these stupid ideas . And who the fuck actually implements them . The all seeing Hand Barbecues do not have burners ! As Stranger Eater , i'll help you with the BJ ... Let's see it then . I'm The One One Shadow Creeper . Are they wearing a backpack too ? The un-thing ... Well damn No . Anytime any kind of strange , porn-related post comes up , and someone says something like " sauce ? " or that they like it , someone inevitably responds with " didn't cleaned his hands for weeks ... I usually take a shower after I shit for feeling so dirty Lol .... I got curious a few months ago and watched a video of a snake pooping Gets off to a good start ... Identifies something that women do that is hurtful and unhelpful ... Then asks men to change That's why I went ahead and covered everyone at Ole Miss This gif is shit . It's slow and she doesn't do one hurricane kick . Stop using minus.com it fucking sucks and its slow . Watch it have dismal stats and just be a Pok édex filler . Read this as " what makes you pet a douchebag ? " . Why did I still click the link Boiling springs is better than Newton-Conover ..... Out of all the snails ive seen between our tanks , she has the craziest and weirdest .. They are always doing something You really do have no soul Poor quality .. the descriptions lied they were not funny ... you used sound clips from other famous youtubers ... good job op .. You sound like a stellar person If you would have done that horse shit to an unfinished drawing of mine I'd have left you . What a cunt-ish thing to do I thought the same thing Uh huh ... Or bringing the awkward over Yeah , but does it float ? to be honest , I would have troubles hitting a bowl , not to say a cup I think maybe you shouldn't have had so many Sam adams They are " sexy and sassy " ? ? ? If doing that damaged the phone , would she be able to claim warranty for water damage ? No mention of the Great Reform Act ? > and probably sound quite bad with holes drilled in the earpads to conduct sound i ... i dont think he is YOUR INSATIABLE LUST FOR LENS FLARE WILL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL Go extra rules Extra sawdust ? But was he really cheating ? If he was , you're doing her a favour . If not .... ' Just ' came out of your nose If a dog did it he would be out to sleep , cats its their nature . Unacceptable way of thinking . Curse those suicidal people for not thinking rationally . I never liked giant rats walking around while I ate Urine and Ginseng If straight edge is a gang then so are juggalos ... oh wait I've read " intel " about that Yeah , because one of the 911 lunatics wasn't pretty good looking ... You ... You * encourage * that next to your house ? The stare makes me happy at times . * If you x-ray , totemo will find you , and he will ban you I like how the thumbnail is a slanted eye You're assuming the white kids and minorities are on different teams . ... As opposed to * what * ? What exotic form of Clark-tech computronium are you using that isn't CPU / GPU based ? A Jupiter Brain , or some other form of ISO ( Intelligent Super Object ) ? Looks great ... until a bunch of shit filled up the screen and I couldn't see the last ten seconds I'm pretty sure i was talking to Mitsolides Wait ... what does that tab say ? Oh god ... Even if they acquit you of mass murder , they have to get you on * something * Oh god . Is the guy that was in the passenger seat faking an injury to look like he wasn't in the car or what ? Why are you petting that computer with your girlfriend ? After picking the choices that led to a 30 minute series that wasn't animated or funny , it told me to watch The X-Files . I love The X-Files , but that is not a 30 minute series . So much for the one child policy . Dubious statistics I bet you would . Greed . 94 til infinity ... Stopping runs in pantyhose ? Nothing wrong with booze on occasion . I happen to like high quality tequila . I'm completely of age and I don't drive when I drink . I don't even go to bars . I drink at home . So your Brilliant assplay phone was in the cupholder ... he really bitched me out for taking a peek though Says the lakers fan That RSL * never * committed a foul , but any transgression by montreal was essentially murder ... need more Lee Signia vids " Umm well , that's the * devil * talking to them ! " .... ლ ( My stepdad is Mexican .... I wonder if the ATF can trace IP addresses . NAAAH , that wouldn't make any sense . > He just said the merry-go-round music is annoying It went from iPhone 5 to apple phone 5 to apple 5 . damn nature . you ugly You just made this waaaaaay to real ... This very thing with this exact donut has probably been the most traumatic recurring tragedy in the life of my 5 year old . I get a box now . Even on BUSY days , Marcellus . " wee one " I don't know why , but that made me bust out laughing , and now my family is giving me an odd look while I try to explain ... thanks Seriously tho , bleeding sores in the mouth ? And they couldn't figure out what the virus was ? Omg " You gotta be shitting me " ... Was not expecting a naked granny in the 3rd pic " Might as well try it who knows . " Your bulge So changing the texture file will magically smooth the edges of a larger body of snow ? Hey , I loved both the Aladdin sequels ! I even know the songs Off topic here but have you guys seen that shiny genesect event news on Serebii ! ? ... i pray to god it's not only for Japan Check out serebii on the shiny genesect event Well , that's ... Quite something . Never had a computer first thing she does is post to reddit . Australia here , I have never come across these cunts before , and by the sound of it I hope I never do My 2cents ... Right now I have such a stressed like in such a quick pace , that doing yoga is like getting life in slow motion ... Life right now is so full of things that it's hard to stop and give the time to a slow form of exercise as yoga . It's like driving for hour's on the high-way at 120km / h and then end on a road at 50km / h ... you know ? I went , I read .. and then I came You guys take stuff to seriously .... OP figures of speech dont translate well over text Hard ... Yeah , my wife and son and daughter , myself ... Oh dear God , I hate random battles . I'm sorry , but some mechanics should be left for dead . You know , if you drink that * looks over shoulders paranoid like * you'll get super powers and live forever ....... just saying . FBI doesn't want you to know that I don't know what I was expecting Ninja turtles do exist The end product seems lile an upvote arrow , subliminal msg ? fall out boy ... > Turns out , it was his freaking unshaven facial hair on his sleeping bag . 14 shots and your mom was right there totally cool with that ? " We " ? My brain filtered the second of packages , i had to reread to find there was something wrong , and reread again to get it . dang , the time im wasting here I think outside the box For more than 400 hours of skyrim I thought those were just random I don't even . . . Aim your camera down more I can't see your drink my first guess too . even after the awkward weirdo wearing a * white * tuxedo jacket ... You have to subscribe to f7u12 in the first place , so Not sure if serious or trolling . Lets insource our IT to some apathetic , depressed and outgunned sysadmin . What could possibly go wrong ... OP should break his arms . Considering it . Yes because progressive means " your leader is right no matter what . " What ? i watch streams on this site on a daily basis , creepy to know somebody just outwright killed themselves on it An animated jpg ? > Right , which is why men never have any interest in prostitutes . KILL ALL THE ATHEISTS ! ! cut to George Lucas > As a prosecutor : Places around a train station will always be classed lower , no matter what city you live in . Furthermore , look around Belair and see how many non-whites you see around , seriously . The only place I felt at home was in Gare / Bonnevoie ( I'm originally from NY ) . Belair is clean / safe / too expensive for " them " - - that was the impression I got . I begged to see apts in Bonnevoie and my relocation people were like " oh NO , you don't want to live there " I don't think he's using the bristle end Out . Now . Your foreskin Meanwhile , we've got hate and discrimination enshrined in our constitution . Get out This is the most unrelated post ever , but how do you type What was it ? Oh Jeff ... I cant stop laughing ! Sorry ! After the comma ... Nope , those were the AP test scores . All the teachers wrote their own questions based off the AP I take in repairs on the side to help pay bills and tuition . I have started posting signs that laptop power supplies are required before I will even touch the damn things . I have even gone so far to email and call people to remind them before they leave the house to bring it to me to make sure to bring the chargers . And they still forget them . Rags are 3 up right now . Ughhhhhhh Dafuq ? ! Did Michael Cole just call John Cena " The King of Extreme " ? ! Is this in Maryland ? If so we share the same woods . Yea , really . You got it right this time , yay ! And you didn't have to edit it yourself and ruin my post . We all know Mr Brainwash is the true genius in that movie . .... it is isn't it ? Yeah , because no great Canadian scientist ever did anything great for mankind worrying about " fiscal return " ... Then to gain lifetime annuity to work on research and continue to do some great work . ' No particularly bad bombings ... ' It's pretty terrifying as is ... Damn it .. im " mr reliable " for all 65 members of my family all around the US .. and im only 15 so instead of paying a guy to do their job my family hounds ( literally getting up my ass ) me to fix there pc stuff .. and if i say no my stuff gets taken away .. FFUUU Use the GRU logo ! BRB buying a TomTom It's an all male comedy troupe . Years ago I had a cat that would catch squirrels , birds , brought in two bats at the same time before , lizards , a mouse ( and hid it in my moms bed ) , and in the middle of the night when I was sleeping . A bleeding half dead mole . I had a ten year old kid come in to my work place and brag to me that he and his friends ( also ten ) were MVP's in CoD . I told him that he shouldn't even be playing that game . I will not stand for this " my neighbors " Lol ! Also Twist ? You call * that * a twist ? Shame on our two senators though , who both voted against it Hmm ... kinda flat and saggy ... surely we got something better to show off ... Maybe need to poll / check / r / gonewild or similar for some orangered brethren ... That place was AMAZING until they decided to scrap all the cool shit in exchange for 4 more different kinds of laser tag . Kiera Knightly could have lied Looks healthy Yes . Yes she is . I would be looking into how I could break both my arms . what the hell kind of swing goes for 3 years That was beutiful I got no profit ... I was eating pot-stickers once while browsing Facebook when someone posted a pic of their freshly excreted placenta LMAO , yes ... wait ... this is from a IAMA ? ? A gtx 260 is better than your PC ? He doesn't have a lot of teeth yet so it might not be so bad for you if you're into that kind of thing . that smile ........... I need mind bleach You didn't follow the plans . BTW , my wife is having a lawn party on Saturday . You're welcome to come I have friends named Jake and Brit who are dating each other . Now I need to thoroughly stalk them on Google to see if they're sex bloggers . Thanks a lot But you're in / r / wiiu ... You broke all their hearts . You hurt so many feelings . Think about the feelings man There already is a well done 3D Metroid game . It's called Metroid Prime . My parents did drugs . # I REMEBER THAT STAGE Flawless logic . My dicks name is Carl but isn't Windows 8 Version 6.2 ? Are they just going to skip version 7 ? Or is Windows 8.1 going to be Version 6.3 ? This is really funny My parents used to say that . It never dawned on me that they weren't wrapping presents until now That is a regular toilet Ain't no layers in MS Paint " 0.89 % Rape or colza seeds " Hitler's Children Silly me , misinterpreting those no new art assets * You * got to see it twice You ever buy a concert ticket online ? How do I have to pay extra when I'm doing all the convenience . Printing and clicking and shit Remember awhile back when someone ( I forgot who ) posted about the bathroom habits of ponies ? And with this on the horizon ... You're probably right , but There are several kids in my class that can't read it because it contains witchcraft . I saw that it mine same homework [ mfw i know this feel ಠ_ಠ ‎ ಠ_ಠ ‎ where is dat CLG Documentary ? What did I just read ? You won't sleep " My friend " Apparently someone didn't do it right for you Take off the band over it's mouth and then kiss it Because demons ... Is that spy fucking that sniper bot Oh behalf of everyone here , I say to you sir ... Your name in relation to genitals scares me . The last link ... * " Chocolate bon-bon factory " The heat efficiency on that 1X .... " A jar of wasps which when released would sting deeply " ... Drive faster , ignore the police . Upvote for " this is not Sparta , " although I'm not sure I believe you . " There's something for the entire family ! " .... It's understandable . You were really stressing ! I'm glad I could help . But I'll be really annoyed if you post something like this again in the future . " my friend's kitchen " Did you just type " naw " , on Reddit Keep a wig in my * satchel * at all times . Hopefully my facial hair doesn't stick around Fuck you OP . It works on my iPad 3 and iPhone 5 as well , a very useful little discovery ... I was at " enchanted castle " amusement park / place / house of fun / etc and one of the employees was messing around on a boxing thing where you have to wind up and hit it as hard as you can go win . That's how I'm imagining your balls Police ? ! Boo hoo , you didn't win your 5th Super Bowl trophy Go whitecaps ! ... I beg to differ . It really doesn't kill the vagina Thinking you work for the company about now You're commenting so much in this thread ... and I have you tagged as having an incest fetish ... Duck no ! You're going to wear * her * out a size I'm not sure I should bother , but that is a cinemagraph OP is mocking how bat shit crazy Amy was . This wasn't an attack on religion $ 8 for a Miller Lite at a hockey game . Wait water can do that ? They have now erased every single FB rant on their page and said that their FB , Twitter , Yelp and someplace called the Website ( " there is nothing remotely crazy about what i said here " * looks at her profile pic * You didn't make your name bass_n_tribble ? A NSFW tag would have been nice ... I just bought this for Gamecube for 40 bucks As someone who almost lost 5 - figures worth of data , partly because the Dell tech brought me a dud mechanical drive to replace a dead mechanical ; and I had to help them install the drive .... Yet a picture of a mug generates no such whining . This is a TERRIBLE fucking article and you should feel bad . ╭ ( Mine already ended when father douche tries to baptist you .... Are you serious ? I think all my friends love to eat pussy and If someone doesn't like it we use the I would not do this ... Yeah ... Was rob Schneider the only smart one ? They're obviously dry firing way too much Penis ? Indeed , unless you swing that way . But in that case : While I've flown only to the EU from the US , I was triple checked at Dulles Airport . Not only did I go through their fancy spinning X-ray device I also received at pat down and had my locks grabbed by a officer ( because they were up in a bun ) . I laughed and assumed he was checking for diamonds . $ 27 on sale plus shipping ? Don't you dare insult Dr . Ffrankenfurter It's not a legit transformation without flaming grass Non l'ho capita Last night he said that there isn't enough proof for evolution . Why ? I remember the first time I played New Vegas , decided to go with the hardcore mode . After a day of running around I decided to eat some supper and drink until I had no hunger or thirst and then to get some sleep in an abandoned house . I set my " alarm clock " to wake me up in 8 hours and when I wake up I have died from dehydration ... Every time she tells me the shitteist jokes and you get the good ones ' murica , taking care of nature since ... True , that $ 15 million figure is the sum of a decade-long scandal , but even $ 400k / year has an impact , especially during times of massive budget cuts . So she and that dog went to same dogs school ? * salty * Gohan yells Kamehameha while doing a masenko I'll answer myself , I can't edit in my phone Why is AlienBlue showing psycho-Amy as the thumbnail ? I feel like there's some irony here . We may not be able to glare over Reddit , but we do have : Can I be the first to point out , those chemistry equations on page wrong are unbalanced .... I think it's hypocritical . " Killing people is bad , you killed people so we are going to kill you " Needless to say , you don't want to touch the magazines The world would implode . Thanks for this advice . Just crossed the 14 hour thresh mark ( sitting at the character select window , minimized ) so I can reap the free expac and 30 day sub ! Now to claim it and uninstall raptr , it's seriously annoying But ... But Very useful , we had somehow got to 6 day ... Swipe fixed it and now it's back to one day ... Very good . Yes you are Can ... Can I get a shitty watercolour for this ? This looks a lot like the mall in my town I thought of knife making at first . I might have to clear my calendar . * Might . * I saw it in your face . Jesus , That's scary Wow so hard All I could think about was Game of Thrones removed . We talked about this already ... Read . The . Sidebar . Another White House movie ? I want this too ... That was fuckin awesome . Too bad it didn't count The girls face after she see the photo . ( " My brother " Why was I charged $ 48.86 then ? If I wore something like that I feel like I would get more shit here in MFA I love and hate this . I have a colleague who raves about Costco . I've always wondered what the hell he was talking about . All of you seem thrilled with this . I'm looking forward to this . On the downside , this thing will be down the street from my office and turn East Henrietta into even more of a goddamn madhouse . Your fucking name you say " miss " as if I have had a relationship before Yeah totally because * * TARVARIS JACKSON * * red toilet paper I have no problem with you using it , and I can even to some degree watch replays of fights with maxed out FoV , but for the love of god please turn it of when sharing screenshots ! I find it confusing to look at , and buildings look nothing close to what they were ment to because of the distortion . That is all , thank you Why would he want sex with a bunch of dirty hippies ? And all the diseases and infections that come with it ? Yah go have fun with your herpes and hepatitis C friends . When I first red the title I assumed he was asking " who ? " ... Damn I'm an idiot I like how your observation of vigilante gang violence is evidence that not all prisoners are scumbags . Lol mussy there's three more ? I thought that there was only two ...... Went and saw a movie , took her back to my place after and made out a bit . She told me she loved me . as much as I hate children , too much I'll toss some KY jelly out . Naw . If they can make a charging base for phones they can make them for charging bases too Not sure what you're implying here ... Working in IT the worst is when users change their theme to look like XP even though they are using 7 ... I remember hearing that he deletes the account . While cotton candy is nowadays called sugar wool here in Croatia , people used to call it American Icecream in the 80s . Agreed . Rumble , only yorlde that I like This is becoming the new ...... squeal ? Looks more like Love the speech , but I can't stop staring at the neckbeard . My favorite day ! ... I mean , ya , totally the worst ... Ahhhh typo in the title . Don't you mean " an art " ? ......... Hey , for the cost of the movie ticket , you get a weekly email and a PDF of the script . Those cost at least half that , right ? YOU HAVE REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF GAY , NIGGERGAY . BECAUSE NO HUMAN BEING WOULD EVER KIDNAP AND RAPE 3 INNOCENT BOYS . YES THEY'RE BOYS ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ From your title I thought I was about to watch a gif . of a cat taking a shit . I still clicked .......... what's wrong with me ? I've had a paragon level 100 barb since december The corner is already broken at the start . Aren't those lady drinks twist off anyway ? This isn't a meme . If it is just nightmare modes we are going to have some problems . It turns out everything was just a genjutsu from the beginning My brother's sitting next to me " Quake live ( Browser game ) " * Click * " Download and play the game " You read way too deep in to this comic . The person could have survived 30 minutes longer than another in the same accident and be considered " late " . It's all perspective and how you choose to take it , and you're looking at a negative association with this comic . I'm * sure * that's not what the artist who created it meant . A happy Serbian family ... Super Meat Boy . I was once again disappointed when it didn't shit . Warning : Twitter should make a separate page for the feed . People are already abusing the hash tag 35 % tax a lot ? Are you kidding ? I am pretty sure income tax starts at at least that much where I live Sold out Same as Buffalo . How the fuck did we go from adorable pictures of bunnies and kids to beastiality I thought to myself , " Self , I sure hope this link doesn't take me to Yakety Sax , " and when myself learned that it did , me was all Was it you ? It was you , wasn't it ? A dude with a walk like that shouldn't try to show off " heading " because there's a head in the car Sorry , I should've explained this a bit more clearly . The part that made me cringe was when they said they didn't like " his " music . As in daft punk being one person . I totally respect others opinions , but it was the " his " bit that got me Das Führer ? Wolfram , y u do dis ? Fella Chinese Still no option to enable ... No conspiracy nut would carry a smartphone ... THAT'S HOW THEY TRACK YOU That stare Every party has a pooper that's why we invited you Mhmmm she SOUNDS like a virgin ... How bout that spoiler tag , asshat . Thanks a lot east coast I hate relating to Battlefield on this subreddit , but if you prone in a corner in Battlefield 3 , * all of your legs * stick out of the wall on the other side . Yeah , but that's perfectly loosened up for a motorcycle ride Carvanha , a killer perona pokemon ... fuck yeah Totally agree . In fact I said almost that exact thing to you a little bit ago Hey , that would be a good one too ! I would not recommend Lost if you are trying to go to sleep . I tried , and i would just get frustrated , confused , and ended up watching more episodes than I intended and still never knew what dafuq was going on . Makes for very And it was attached to some guys helmet Wings Fan Nail polish and condoms ... Looks like that old man toppled it over with a power that emitted out of his finger . Still ? This should have been posted in circlejerk . An " S " is an " S " .... whoooot ! Sounds like the start of a horror film . One friend gets lost , no phone and gets killed . Everyone else looks for him / her and gets killed one by one .... Report them all and go jungle Someone posted another article about next Nexus 7 and 4.3 from the same sight but July instead of June . Seriously ? 2013 and not one country is at 100 % . Adult Match Maker ... Not VII ? Imagine if Microsoft made it impossible to change your default browser . Get back to work Reddit doesn't really like smiley faces Yes , getting out more is sure to help him see how it was for black people in the 19th century . He added an edit but didn't fix it Would love to join and help with admin stuff , but its Norway's national day today . I can give you some few tips on steam doh So ... You have dozens of children's pictures . " The mental one " Just like parents ... They always know > this was all over your hair ? Human bias mouth ? tongue ? Is there an apartment balcony right above yours ? If so , this is for you : Agreed , the other day someone posted a car they wanted to sell ( At least give the other guy credit . That is exactly what I was thinking ... He looks like a faggot doesn't he ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Jesus Christ I remember that episode . I used to live in Ft Myers . I find it odd that you said " * instead of * just spanked " Oh god , I remember taking these in third grade . My god . Wow . I had my colostomy bag removed , but had a hernia on the stoma site . So now I have that lovely mesh we all see on tv in those " lets sue ! " Commercials . I've been off narcos for years but I'm still using weed for pain control and relief , and nausea control . I asked the clinic dr where I am if I had cronhs but he said no . Now we aren't sure whats happening yet , mostly because its a clinic and they just aren't interested in helping . Not to mention you should pick your battles . If you go around correcting people on their specific usage of " pedophile " they'll start to wonder why you know so much about the subject , and why it's that important to you He is ... A faggot Therapist . The . Rapist . " sparked giant explosion " ? Grooming process When i first grazed over this comment I thought you went so many days without taking a dump . Punchline in the title It wasn't painful but I'd accidentally make it too tight sometimes and my face would start to feel cold I too like to live dangerously . ┌ ( You uploaded pics to a private album . I love how the cursing is * bleeped * out @ 5:13 . Wouldn't want to offend anyone watching . * Have you ever tried to punch a bird ? * Thank you to the first , thank you to the second ! The third's a little concerning . Clicked to zoom in - took me right to " better males : beautiful nudes and faces " . sounds like somethin a troll would say " Close " I hope trolling . Um ... I am definitely not trying to hit on anybody here if that's what you mean by Wrong . So wrong . Cameron is destroying Britain's families with austerity measures . not meant to be real ... They should because bacteria proliferate in hot tubs ... Yeah , you are right . I used some help of my old friend google and turns out ... The yellow ranger died . Red and blue are in gay porn now and yes , black one is in prison ... For robbing KFC . God ... Why ? I know what you did . Actually just saw / read something about a guy that was leaking brain fluid for a few months , thought it was just a beast runny nose . Yeah . She must be relieved . You uploaded a screenshot of the picture instead of the actual picture . ^ You're ^ * * dead * * ^ to ^ me ... Neither did William Henry Harrison My Brother thinks our cousin is hot and his excuse and explanation is that the heart wants what it wants . Oh god , are incest memes the next karma train ? This guy ..... Didn't apple pay 6 billion last year ? If you actually go to the TIL subreddit , you can see rule number 3 . " Why are you so short ? " and " Are those you're real eyes ? " YES THEY ARE NOW STOP ASKING . You are beautiful Hope so , we need him , especially with Seguin being MIA this season It's weird , on my MacBook this sort of this as well as 2nd most ...... It should say Mentlegen The more you know ... oh my god , excuse my * eyebrow * . I do not know why it decided to go all bushy and mental all of a sudden , it must have known I'd be posting the photo for all to see You didn't know ? ... really ... You carry your dog everyday ? When you said " bang " , I really hope you meant Ziggs ' bomb and not the other two options ... Yeah , Bill Gates wants mankind do die . Makes sense to me Repost from earlier today , and yesterday ... Become vertical I'm assuming that was the best $ 50 you ever spent ? Right ? You better pray to god that i am right Same thing she would do with regular flowers May I join you ? Now we need a link to the lady ass ... It's all a political show . This actually happened to my girlfriend this year . The yearbook staff asked her " If you won the lottery what would you do ? " and she replied with " buy Billie Joe . " Well the yearbooks just came out and when we saw it in there it said " buy Billie Joel " 118km / hr ! You people . Never fucking learn , do you ? Until I realized there was a sidebar , I thought this was a " stereotypical magic player " joke . False dichotomy ? Heyyyyy ditto ! My dad did this , too . He would hide in my closet wearing a werewolf mask and howl . He still loves to tell the stories about me cautiously peeking around the corner to see if " the monster " was still in my closet ; when he'd jump out , I would run so fast that it looked like the cartoons where their legs move faster than they do . You don't need to . You're able to lower the hammer for a reason . There is even a safety built in to catch the hammer and interrupt an accidental discharge if it slips from your thumb . It's built to do what it was doing . I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with your username .. Reminds me of all the high school derps that bought 2 12 " subs and a 1000 watt amp to go with their stock Honda Civic sound system What If I said , I do # 1 and #56 to piss of people This is all Andy Bolton's fault . I was reading his book and he insists that you are supposed to keep your hips high . We JUST had an AMA with Chris Hansen . Watching small children ? I .. I have no words .. That was YOU ! ? ! ? " Rack em up ! " Potential fans watching at home : Great now Connecticut is going to ban trains . My dear watsoned ! ! ! ! I'm sorry I disappeared Oh my The cop confiscated his license and registration . That's against the law . Think he will ever see any ramifications for his his hissyfit and theft ? Just take a guess . Ill give you two chances . I would love to see a no meme rules ( b00 memes included ) , no low effort comments with just Don't play racist games with your children Why the hell is this even getting up votes ? This isn't WTF , this isn't even / r / mildlyinteresting . Me molesta como este tipo de noticias ( lo de Rivero , la escasez de algunos alimentos , lo de los libros , etc . ) casi nunca llegan a luz internacional pero cosas como la del PT todo el mundo las habla por días . This is disgusting . why were you downvoted ? Did someone seriously take offense to the thought of flying fire breathing lizards NOT being real ? Well those are clearly all essential titles ... Romanian Pride ! L ( Jesus fuck dude . I know a girl who got the tattoo " MIKE HUNT " on the lower part of her stomach , so in pants I think HUNT would be hidden but MIKE wouldn't . She got the tattoo when she was around 15 and one of my friends asked her about it several years later and she says that she still loves it . Just as long as you're not jerking on * into * the cheese you later plan on eating ... ... ... unless that's your thing , of course ... well , fuck ! My submission is , which is why I provided a link to the original website in the comments really hadn't noticed the last 5 comments that very same topic Using the wrong kind of pen on a material so it never properly dries and always smudges when you touch it If developers would only learn and release hack / exploit / glitch proof games then stuff like this wouldn't happen . There is absolutely nothing wrong within the player base . Nothing at all . Any pressure on your father's brain would have been intracranial ( fluid building up between his brain and the inside of his skull ) . Howard Webb Thanks OP ! It seems I've had my MOLLE weaved incorrectly for at least a year now . How's it feel ? " Little girl , can you move so I can hit that ? " Your criticisms lose weight when you keep saying they smoke crack . No ... Was she ? My grandpa chews big red all the time Seriously though . Was she Thank you , holy crap . Talking babies , oldest trick in the book and people still think it's genius . I've had friends show me those commercials on YouTube like they think they found the next Star Wars Kid . They're not funny . I tell you what it wouldn't be . My cat . Jesus Christ . The shit that creature has unknowingly witnessed If you live in Cincinnati and have never heard of Skyline dip you've been living under a rock My ducky shine 2 did this like 2 days after getting it . I freaked out and took the whole thing apart to try to look at the bar or whatever . After realising that the metal plate was in the way , I gave up and put it all back together . When I plugged it back in , it was working / u / .... what ? Dat price difference though ! All this talk of exploits and rollbacks and your opening chests ? It was , and I am sad that it is over . A buddy of mine took all of the photo classes from this teacher , and highly recommended him . I'm glad that I had that recommendation . One of the other photo teachers tells his students to use their hands in the chemicals , not tongs . * doing her teens * salsa and chips picked a bad time for me You can turn off animations in settings There's always one , isn't there . Demolition Man .. when he eats the rat burger and beer at the underground I really get in the mood for a burger ( not rat ) . Now ... why would I want to watch Demolition Man ? ? ? damn if I know ' Old-timers squad ' More than half of this team is under the age of 30 Brand condoms ... They ain't exactly " giants " . Oh well that's it then . Case solved . NEXT ! ! ! I guess women don't count as people in r / feminism That's not what she said I second that We aren't paid to think She's developed an immunity to iocane powder I googled your username . The first image that came up was a picture of a penis posted on reddit It drives me up the wall . I made the mistake of showing my bf the " It's My Body " video and then every time I tried to get him to stop he would say " but it's my body . " Anyone else read " cheers her up , " as " cheers her on " ? This wasn't about persecution . I was being tongue in cheek about this particular guys need to add inflammatory statements to a simple comparison of big mouths . Atheist who act as he does should all wear uniforms and arm themselves and follow their own atheist doctrine . Oh shit . Then that would be ........ Temperate have seasons , so yeah , just start digging , and get everyone as far from the river as possible , because they just LOVE to see the ice thaw while standing on it . Got two thirds in and ... wait a second ... Sharing my Internet would raise my ping .. therefore i would never share my Internet . I would rather die TIL I have trypophobia . Or you're 62 now there's a mental image I'm concerned that you were able to spell correct her password ... I did that and I'm from America . Dem eyebrows If I saw someone setting this thing up ... I would ... Long sleeved * T-shirt * Goin ' on day 4 here and was wondering why the hell I was waking up in a pool of sweat regardless of what the thermostat was set on Shit hurts ... My freshman roommate in college would spray cologne on his * tongue * after he smoked Hahahaha , thanks xD I thought that was a euphemism for a minute there but nope , I'm facing backwards in this one What's up with your username ? I had zero problems with bf'ing except cluster feedings in the first weeks and I still got pressured to offer formula ... Because if he eats that often it means he is starving A FOREWARNING ! Wait times will be very long . My pops ordered one of these on Friday , and the web didn't say how long it would be until he checked out . It was 90-120 min wait . This . My mom would tell be to get off my x-box / ps2 during my early childhood , but had no problem with a Gameboy , PC or TV for hours on end . Whats the difference ? Yes , that's exactly what I mean Sorry I couldn't scroll through all the comments to find the original Someone I was dating once told me , after a long conversation ( when we were just getting to know each other better ): " You know ? You look like you don't know ANYTHING but you actually know a lot ! :) " ( all that said with a smile and everything ) Yep , I'm not going to google shit on my goddamn iphone you pretentious 15 year old redditors who don't even pay rent and think it's cool to downvote valid questions . Just letting you know , you obnoxious downvoters , no one will ever care how smart you think you are . You're not improving Reddit , you're making it douchey , and I think we all know just how yucky douches can be . I just spilled my taco in a burst of laugh . Thank you " 98 " Hope that's not the year you're born .. Lance coolie driving a Duce and a half ? > although the last one is pretty impossible " People are people and who they are . " Wait it says mother is in center , but it looks like she has male parts You have tits and a cock ? Dude .... were I standing next to you , I would would smack you upside the back of the head . Hey Thats my line ! That poor bike I always clear my house before entering or just hanging out .. isn't that normal ? * * Fuck it , I'm out , goodbye Reddit . ( ╯ For the humor of course Some student who I never really knew submitted it as an idea and the vice principal ( who was head of the green schools committee ) approved it Is this the place to post this ? I think not . So the girls in my 12th year in school actually loved me ? Goddamn , that would've been an interesting opportunity for a ~ ~ threesome ~ ~ gangbang That stain For this guy's sake , I hope he doesn't have a kid that confuses the two " Calories per 1/2 pizza ... " ( This is what I hate about set photographers in Hollywood . Some of the best pictures of me have been taken when I'm working , and the worst are when the set photography tells me " look busy " or " look like you're working . " " World famous " No sub 300 spms ? Looks like you don't qualify for your own team . I get out of the city during jazz fest . I'm a midtown resident and its the only festival that drives me nuts . Parking is null and void and non-residents end up parking in the lot for my complex as well as other resident only lots . Though it has been fun in the past to watch the tow trucks haul cars out of the lots . Also , black people can't parallel park to save their lives . There I said it . Why ? ! Yes this is the worst thing to come out of that whole sandy hook thing . I see what you did there . The irony of your generalization . You and I have the same hair style ... think she came out alive from the tornado ... only her brain was blown away Holy repost , Batman ! Fit for milking I mean you still haven't answered the question You had attempted sex at age six ? ? I have a weird boner right now ... tl ;d r - I work at a bank and whenever I ask somebody if there's any thing else I can do for the and they reply with can you put a couple thousand dollars in my bank account Yeah , we had to stop hiking horse trails because ours would try to eat it . Oh god , no . Oh my . said * soulhate * 2 people on / r / teenagers are 75 + Breathing ಠ_ True . I took a test for Walmart once and was stoned when I took it . I used a detox tea called Natural Klean . Worked like a charm . For probation it's a bit different though because they search me first and watch me piss . Mexico ... Said " Brostapholes " CTRL + F " CTRL + F " I'm not digging the knot on her right eyelid ... Stayed there again just two weeks ago and was amazed but not completely surprised by the prices at lobby bar . I honestly didn't think they could get much more bold on pricing , so apparently the principle of price elasticity does not apply when financing fancy remodeling . Wow . The first time it looped , I thought it happened twice . Read what you said one more time ... If you spend $ 900 / mo on rent while earning minimum wage ... Mutants everywhere I look . i did the same until i used a brushed metal tip , in no time i learned to behave . but in your case you have fake teef , so nibble away my good man , nibble away ........ Yeah ... it happened . and he's holding the flesh eating fungus Hardly anyone has health insurance now days . ' MURICA ! ! I fail to see how this is " photoshopped " all I see is sky put in the background Those eyes ┌ ( And is that an axe Yeah , just haven't been able to access a computer for 12 hours You will also be called * " not black enough " * if you speak english or listen to anything else but rap . The working comments really upset me . there once was a man named ಠ_ಠ . he ಠ_ಠ ' ed at everyone they I share a birthday with abraham lincoln and leonardo da vinci . also i share a birthday with freakin tax day careful brah , , , she has 4k subscribers on youtube . ok ? It's much higher pitched than I thought careful brah , , , she has 4k subscribers on youtube . ok ? Not anymore you're not Pre-calc ? ! I struggle with even simple algebra . In my dreams I made it to a pre-calc class . That's a nice sweater . Wait a minute ... Why would the number of deaths be always 0 ? That Death animation . Isnt that a little too much for a 95 wine ? You don't aim with the spacebar Dental hygiene , how dare they . Even if we scored 10 extra runs in game 3 , we would have lost , and guess what that would have made the score ? ... Jus realized i missed the 3rd gym Aw damn Why exactly are you here ? I find it a little suspicious that this is your only post and you've never even made any comments . So is this a publicity stunt , Mr . Warren ? Not sure if trying to be funny or trying to turn the old Ps3 George Foreman joke around . YOU AGAIN ! Xbox : How do you know ? Black .... That or a " slow comfortable screw " ( Cool experiment . Why is taking a screenshot of plain text from another website / social network a thing ... Still $ 100 Do you even have a penis ? ? ? Oh god there's a fPUA subreddit ? Also , is it just me or is that the worst name possible ? I understand its just supposed to be " female pickup artists " , but my mind automatically pronounces it as something similar to " FUPA " , which it than corrects to , and just ... I hear there's water left over when shit melts . You guys are pussies those are just chicken clearly the dog got into food he wasn't suppose eat . Ate to much & died . Wait , so where did etho get all this clay Flight 93 I have never seen McCatty like this The only time I ever heard a tornado siren was when I was camping in PA And here I thought it was a butterfly in India what caused all those deaths Except your probably 15 ಠ_ಠ Down vote just because the organization gives me a migraine . YES . ( ノ You promised Bieber . Yet here I am , Bieberless Haha no worries ! It's just a pain having only pokeballs in the beginning of the game . I would hope they have a little more artistic talent and skill with a paint marker It's a tough decision but it must be made . My dad Same thing happened to me . I showed my mom after " the old hard man meme " And this is why I tell my customers be thankful we have no fault , public insurance . I don't do auto anymore , only commercial property , but honestly seeing American limits terrifies me Somehow this really doesn't surprise me .. I know who you are . No pinball ... Hey , I have that bowl ! Wait , what's she ... wait , what ? hold on , my sister and her husband are selling their old Barina Oh they kill the pig ? Ive only seen pictures of live ones , damn that sounds creepier to tattoo . That was a really interesting point Just one ? ROFL . I seriously did . Seriously That's what Ol ' grandpa wants . A picture of yourself on a bed giving a seductive pose . You .... you are making room for the metal rod ? Are you implying Aeris was a bitch ? I've been using a similar scheme for my Tyranids ... I need to get painting again It's against reddiquette to write comments with that kind of useless content , it doesn't matter what reddit devolved to . I do this to myself . no mortal kombat When I first joined reddit , under a much more innocuous name , I thought " relevant username , amirite ? " was hella funny . After moving to a much more unique handle , explaining myself to people all the time has gotten annoying . I feel like / u / Susan_Is_A_Bitch . Half my responses are , " Ok ... FagMouth Indeed ... We need more console announcements like today I feel like you're username is also part of your comment to this .. Yes , I would Same could be said for Justin Bieber , here's looking at you reddit So that's why AP Yi is such a pain in the ass ... Gettin ' real tired of your shit Totodile I read that as Lady G * * r * * agas How big is your pool ? I guess this is the part where I say thanks . Thanks Not even ... he'll probably send us to Tsunade . This is now going to bother me each and every time now ... Thanks OP ya-da-da-da-da-da-deh-da-da-ya-da * CIRCUS * ... la da deh da ya deh da da * AFRO * ... Circus Afro Circus Afro Circus circus circus Afro ! .. Hey guys where are you pushing me .... whats behind this tree .. ? ? Not for me I dont kid no , no it isn't I don't understand that fashion trend either So true ... goddamn Katy Everyone has a guess ... The other day someone said that we're headed to the Rose Bowl Where exactly is the trigger on this " sword gun " ? no you are a pretentious asshole for these comments " Wow you are quite the Philadelphia lawyer ... I bet W6th wishes you were on this case ! Maybe if I could grow a beard . Ooooooh . The way you worded it , it seemed intentional . Yeah , that's what'll motivate a dev , an offer of in-game currency Remember the days of " Ok here is your ship , now navigate to this cargo container . Hope you enjoyed that tutorial . " I think ... I'm sexually attracted to that TV Was just watching Beetlejuice ( Rated PG ) for the first time , and surprised to find it not only has gruesome violence , but loud and clear screaming of the word FUCK ! I read this as doing erection . I could have used a $ 500 effects box , as a kid , too . Agreed - I was just giving you a hard time about the B & W , don't really care . Part of me wants to help people asking for price checks to keep a friendly community , the other part of me wants to hate them to death ... Same with " havent played in forever , coming back , what do I need to know ? " posts ... I read this directly after the plunger comments and thought you were going to be cutting more than meat and vegetables Thanks for sharing He was apologizing .. What the fuck .. ? what is wrong with people ? I'm sorry that understanding something that has already happened is loads easier than understanding something that hasn't yet happened . Like the weather . * I seen * When are those supposed to come out , anyways ? I've been freakin looking online and all I can find are " final steps in beta " * first ... " Read Madrid " Hot dogs and burgers do not give cardiovascular and weight issues . Over consumption causes these issues . That was so mean ... I was getting my hopes up ... This . And don't trust people on the net who don't use smilies Didn't realize how far you could zoom in and got a close-up of one of his eyes I get it but I love your use of the Your mom buys condoms for hookers ? Nice repost idiot OOC : I couldn't help but think this as well ! I think some of you on here treat me better than my real friends . Did you make a spelling mistake or am I a bad person Just google image searched " worm pussy " ... Little behind aren't you ? You realize this is 5 months old and ten other people before you ( 5 months ago ) said the same thing . Not amused This is definitely the most awkward one I've seen . Imagine skinny dipping in there , in total darkness . My best friend asked me to postpone my birthday party two weeks so he could make it because he was going to be out of town . He then didnt show up to the rescheduled party because he went to a Christian rock concert . care to elaborate why ? I have a cake day , try and put something original and tried a cat post with my own cat ... and a fucking rock gets front page ? No , we get the point , and I directly addressed that in my third paragraph . We just don't see it having any merit . If you're doing something on Reddit that you feel the need to hide I had that once ... you should ... see a doctor ####uh ... What just happened ? ? Dear god Hey , it could have been worse . What if the OP was a female . The memories ... I cried a little on the inside In the shop for what ? It's a G shock . You have tiny toes . Another midfielder ... ? Dammit those * find the difference * are taking away my precious minutes . How are you reading my mind and writing my replies before I do ? SuddenHangOver , thanks for the encouragement . I love spiders . I googled pictures of that woman . Just ... no . Being hired sounds like a reason to me It doesn't mention it in the prophecy , suggesting it isn't necessary , don't know why I was downvoted Not to mention Siri is good for absolutely nothing .... and uses google Or how bout you learn how to cook Härstammar i polis övergrepp ? I do sometimes think that if my number were as high , I wouldn't be nearly this bothered . I'm not sure--my rOCD makes me an extreme nitpicker . Yeah Iraqi & Afghani women have got a helluva education in the past decade or so Oh god that back . I thought mine was bad . Those are communicators . ' most ' men ? WTF is Jim wearing ? ! ? XBOX , DOWNVOTE 2.5 attack speed ... Thinking of leaving eh . Where's Wagner ? " How do you take a picture in LoL ? " - press f12 for a screenshot If you're not sure whether you love them or not then break up " Fill us in " Most gorgeous moth I have ever seen I couldn't get the whole add in the pic , but it doesn't really matter . This is a job listing for a helicopter mechanic in Liberia . Couldn't believe what I was reading ..... Nice ! I can see why C'mon , I was just warming up My husband is a pretty witty guy . The other day he asked if I was hoarding sex toys in case that after the apocalypse dildos would be used as currency . No one likes those butt hole shots ... They like em young God Damnit Defense II drone orbits right in front of my Pegasus missile as it launches . It destroyed both of them . YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE ! Well boy , that escalated quickly . Playing chicken ... And now so have I . How dare they want to get paid ! ! ! Jesus he really does have a lot of Dont use my rockout when you have your cock out . i dont upron people who dont make me a mod when I kindly ask them to Electric dryer . I could never believe the man who hand-washed dirt through a sieve for hours to make perfect sand for my small sandbox would ever try to kill me . Someone's on their high horse today . First calling Diceroll a noob , then saying he " misuses them " , and then pinning rage faces on 9gag . Be sure when you are trying stuff on you are specifying to the fitter / associate that you need UK sizes . Some associates understand the difference , others don't - one time a girl at my local Nordstrom brought me a Wacoal 36H when I was looking to try on 34H / 34HH bras , and told me that it " fit tighter " than the Panache and Elomi bras I was trying on . Care to elaborate ? / Fuck off You ignored the case PCs have exclusives too . Cow water ? ? Are you just stuffing your pets in your pants ? * * I was bored I'm curious as to how you know that . You get what you get and you don't throw a fit . Bitch please , in my town this May , it went from 70f degrees , a week later to 25f degrees with two feet of snow , a week later 100f degrees . Now I know how Where a outs do you reside ? Canada is pretty large perfect . That's not creepy at all It's not a place for anal pubes either ! Or maybe it actually is his brother and the other guy got in before him Twist : OP trashed his own house for up vote and then had the mainstream media only say there was a tornado Not sure if serious . Hoping for this one too : Girls fap too . I mean wat That's an increase in the * understanding * part . " Just " a confirmation ... TIL I'm an idiot His favorite food is a cat ? ! This makes me wanna re-watch Lost . Soooo , you're a mechanic yet your name is wifiguy " like women " You sure that's not your penis ? * was * In public ... I try to be a nice to people , especially fast food cashiers . Unfortunately , I turn into a complete monster when someone is tailgating me , cuts me off , or drives below the speed limit in the passing lane ... Ohhhhh ... you WANT some . Not , hey let's all get together and smoke a bunch . That's right Netflix . No new Firefly fans . That just gave me an interesting visual ... " But Stephen Green , director of campaign group Christian Voice , said the school was attempting to ‘ solve a problem that doesn ’ t exist ’ . " Says the male who will never have to deal with bras in his life . Comment + username = Oh my But , the video and OP's post clearly shows his existence . Now don't get me flustered here , reddit Sounds like the worst war_llama ever I'm keeping my eye on you . Saying " I'm at Byesford " is a lot different than saying " I'm at Byesford farming overkills because me and my friends beat it awhile ago and we found a way to glitch in " The last straw for me was an upvoted thread about a girl who got dumped and gloated that at least she was prettier than the new gf . All the responses were congratulating her on her victory of being " the hot one " You have made the exact same comment twice .... That is as useless as the banter going down at the bottom of this thread . Jebus is watching kids I guess you havent seen the other great posts about chinese atrocities . Nasty stuff . I think he did an AMA later on though . Could be wrong . Still Was tony parker involved I'm not quite sure I'd consider Auschwitz a " Sacred Jewish Monument " , bro - " ham " This dog tried to run away ... He can't run away now Did he .. he did , he just said " hash tag " You guys left out Diddy and Chunky This is so true . Given the complete lack of negative coverage about the Koch Brothers in the mainstream media , we can be certain they rule over us . First result on google was " cock stuffing " Blaine Gabbert is the model of consistency . Haha it was totally on accident , I went to look at my stats and then ........ yes haha ... That's incredibly inconvenient though . Logging into your account on someone else's Xbox then having to install the game which could take forever . Then playing the single player campaign . At a friends house . Hey same here ! We should go out money and people Dat comment section . Still Moore touchdowns .. I dont cry at all near onions . Literally . I first really realised when me and my cousin took up the challenge of sticking a sliced onion into our eyes .. It's not even being shown yet Yes you are him Cops are vied with disdain as it is it's bad enough they can carry pepper spray and we cant ( please don't laugh ) seriously not even funny . I'm a bit confused , if its supposed to get cheaper , why did mine go up ? Mine tripled in cost ! Mmmmhmm . > 10,000 fb messages in just about a year now . Closest runner up is ~ 600 . don't know if I should be proud or concerned for my social life ... ... Yyeah , at least hopefully hey I know , let's all just keep reposting the same gif ! 90 levels ... " Ranch Dressing " no kidding , that guy ... Primero el nieto de Malcom X y ahora este señor , buena manera de dejar impresi ón México HAHAHAHAHA ! OMG , you're right this is hilarious . Well , I wasn't expecting to see this here ! But of all places , / r / cringepics ? The * hoverboards * from Back to the Future Part II . " Great to stock your shelves " Thinking what I thought it was , I'm not sure why I clicked on it . Butt buds ... ^ forever ^ FREE KARMA ! It sounds like you read a bad psych 101 book . Sex is what you decide to make it . Attachment / detachment is more of a personality thing than a chemical brain addiction " solo act " " right handed power " Thank god this has no sound As an Australian ... That auto-complete ... I find this extraordinarily easy to vigorously stroke my wang back and forth for a long period of time A 12 - year-old in elementary school ? wat . I was 15 in my junior year of HS . Which head ? Shitty music . i . e . lil Wayne * Arya gives Tibs a Hot ladies in lingerie chase me and slap my bald head rapidly with Benny Hill music playing in the background . Everyday . Black dragon ? What bothers me is when people ask if I'm North Korean or South Korean . Are you fucking serious ? Came from some studies showing that people with AD have poorly regulated levels of various metals in their brain . Some people thought metals caused AD . Others thought AD caused the poor regulation . Chicken and the egg . It's probably the later , but I can't imagine that smoking drugs off of foil would be good for your overall health How did you get banned from askreddit ? What did you do ? So I have you tagged as " Masturbates to Teen Titans " . One time I convinced myself that my mom loved me calm down man , it was just a little girl who brought * her * flag to school ... You're wearing it wrong Metaphoric balls or actual balls ? Actual balls appear to be normal size , metaphoric , however , elephant-with-elephantiasis huge ... I guess I glazed over it I didn't actually know what you were referring to until I read the comments ... I assumed it had something to to with camel toe . David Raju , or Joseph Sastry are names I've heard thrown around from time to time and was like I guess I fucked up on my claim Looking at you * native * speakers , it seems to be the usage of " then " and " than " ( Someone better than myself made me feel ashamed But when half the stadium calls the umpires ' fucking blind maggots ' for a bad call , that's perfectly fine . Nothing wrong with that at all . Printers . Mother.fuckers . " Bat Man eats a hotdog " How can you not notice your ward disappear ? Hammer ? For the record . I did threw up Fuck me ! Every time they have one I'm at work . Is that one getting raped ? 5 people per team ? Ah the old reddit switch a * Arya gets a I'm guessing you had to ask someone for help making that baby ... My math teacher just has sex with the students None of your business ಠ_ಠ you mean you don't know the language of ಠ_ಠ ? They all look so disapproving . You and me both man . Only place I can find them now is flightclub and ain't nobody got time for that price Edit : added a " ? " And You lucky bastard Il a major é dans 3-4 concours ? Or did they see the error of their previous ways and judge the rest who haven't changed by now ? And started caring for themselves ? Not sure if came or * came * Those greedy little humans ... You're just here , trying to balance everything out , and they're all like " but ... I want what THEY have " But that's * not * a sex act . Why is this the top answer ? ! Your username . uh okay " fuck with you " Winter is coming on Mother Nature's face . Apologize to btgard right this instant , Flincher 14 You ... Fapped to hot problems ? Bears like to eat fish . It's the same reason our homeless dress like raccoons . Because you think I do have photographic evidence of god penis ? .... Now that I have your attention ( Ruin the thread why don't you Spurmy of all things GREAT ! Let's just find another reason for people to NOT come to Detroit . Anything but Jiff should be burned ! It sounded homoerotic at first , glad he wasn't have a gay orgy behind your back . You could just ... you know ... let it go and not damage their stuff Oh boy , I would have to say the same I greatly , greatly doubt humanity could just abandon its cradle Now I'm hearing all of Ansem's badass quotes in Squidward's voice I feel like you made this post simple because it is your cake-day ...... ya , they like to switch skills like they do mana / health pots Oh my . My sons name is Damon , and I always call him " my little Damon " . Not anymore . This is not even worth disputing . At first I was trying to figure out how you load it with poop . Then when I read where it says SafeGlide Apapter I was like Legality depends on where you are . That said , there is something wrong with your boyfriend that he wants to date somebody still in high school . It's not about age , it's about the stage of life your in , and he must be incredibly stunted as a human being to be ok wi this . And what you will find is that as you grow , what ever issue is causing him to date you , will become more apparent . Perhaps Muslims like your self need to clean their own house before they start going on a tie raid on reddit , looking for a fight with those outside of Islam . A ring Everyone finds cool shit at thrift shops except for me ... once I was looking through handmade valentines day cards that were going to be sent to an elderly home and that line was written inside a card Kitten killer . Already asked those questions they gave extremely vague answers dude Theres a reason I'm turning to reddit for help .... I honestly don't know what to do Not sure if troll , or just really alarmist ... Either way I'd like to see some proof of your claims Your username ... Yeah . Watch more tv Dude , don't give her such dirty water . It's the angle that he took the picture from making it seem as if the upper cards are stretched out and the lower ones are smaller If r / investing has taught me right , I think now is as good a time as ever to liquidate everything , and funnel it into gold , Bitcoins and Myanmar's infrastructure . And then there are a few thousand religions . Hey now , what's going on in here Trust me when I say it's not only other cultures they disrespect , I've seen them spitting on their emperor's tomb WTF is with the most recent comment suggesting that the US should have not freed the slaves ? Bacon . All things related to bacon . Nuf said I laughed too hard at this . I'm sure they will take that into consideration for their schedule ( 2013 will be the year of the openness of iOS ? Please . And 2013 will also be the year of the Linux desktop . If you have the funds it may be worth it to get an attorney , just so your record isn't all messed up over a joint and a grinder . Three cop cars ... Parents are landlords , after two male university students moved out , we found multiple mini whips . Kind of like the stuff jockey riders use , though me and my sister suspect they were used for other things .... I hope she has nothing to do with the flaying . hmm .. as a black man who lives in Arlington .. It seems like a lot of people on the Internet were allowed to decorate their graduation cap . At my high school graduation when we all threw our hats in the air , the girl in front of me accidentally threw hers behind shoulder into my face , and the corner hit me in the eye . To answer that last question ; My mom when I left for college It was more to show the hold I used She's like 15 , what the hell ? And she has a * baby face * . She's adorable , not sexy . i was fine until the close ups ... > But then she's incredibly terrifying MFW le euphoric fedora euphoric upron memebot 9001 AND MY AXE ! How is what I said bullying ? What is it about very tall and narrow comic strips which makes my top of the range modern smartphone , and array of various reddit reader and mobile browser apps , completely unable to properly display them You forgot the sweet roll . Dude ... We're still waiting . They've been rumoured for years , we were promised them any day now about 6 weeks ago . Still got 2006 for now Wrong seeds A book is literature and a game isn't ? You don't say . Tell me more Nostradamus ... Sure ! Why hasn't anyone thought of this before ! ? Why don't we just give them all armbands and put them in train cars and ship them off to Poland because they aren't like us . I swear you are my best friend but I dont think he reddits She looks 12 . Shit it's $ 22 / $ 24 for a six pack in oz . God damn it , you got there before me You had only 1 manual save for your 130h game on Fallout 3 ? If I were the ocean or any other body of water , I'd be like HAHA So funny ! Are you Tom ? J ? Farrell ? " Arya was right under his nose all the time , wasn't * he * " Oh sorry you're right it's photoshopped . Will go to charity . The part where it's just skin and nerve endings . Bras ? For little girls ? I'm both . Yes I did . Disgusting as it sounds . Awesome . Is that a nice horchata juice to go with the Latin music ? Or thug juice to go with the free style ? Oh , what I have done . Anyone else notice the connection from the girls ' necks ? ... Talk about cheerleader effect ... I didn't even notice him at first . > Gas tank . I don't want to live on this planet anymore . R5 looks kinda pissed . The wadsworth constant usually shouldn't be used for reading comments ... read the whole thing . Choosy Doms choose Jif ... Fucking Gargoyles man First issue of fall 2012 . I designed it . Saw it as soon as it printed . I tried playing through BioShock 1 and got pretty bored because it was another darkly set shooter . BioShock a infinite immediately grabbed my attention because of the colorful art style . I am swearing off dark , militaristic shooters next-gen . I'm just done with that crap . My TV can show 16.7 million different colors , fking use them please . I just picture OP hanging out and laughing in a Home Depot parking lot , playing with shopping carts ... employees just The majority who voted or do vote for such things are , and as the voting majority they are sadly representing your state . As are those people who are put into office . I'm not saying this about every individual , it may even be 45 % against 55 % . Only for those idiots who are getting away with this nonesense in this day and age . Hurry and take over your state and add some common sense to the politics ! because there could only possibly be one copy of that photo ... and also because every photo is posted to reddit before any other site on the Internet ... and also because the " owner " of the " original " photo is always the first person to post it to reddit ... yea that makes sense . Oh gods ... My friend nearly killed me with tickling once , no joke . He pinned me down on the floor , and wouldn't stop tickling me , while I desperately fought for air . I almost suffocated , and the worst part is - there was a second friend there , who just sat and watched . I cried for help , but he never did help me , since he thought I am having such a * good time * . Have an upvote for reminding me of times past . Every time I see these flipping black borders I don't know if I'm more annoyed at the picture itself , or the fact that someone has blatantly screen shotted when you can just hold your finger down and save the damn photo ヽ ( I'm not normally one to swear , but that is fucking ridiculously creepy and never , ever entering my home Oh god yes , the tipping Woman gave birth in the water which her family is now sitting in . Basically , they're all bathing in afterbirth right now . Cute .... He will smother you with a pillow while your sleeping , I suggest you finish him off first This website is disgusting . You still wipe your ass before bidet I read the other day that Neptune's Kiss is when you sit down and your junk dips in the water , now I'm confused . WTF is happening ? Not really cosplay That made no sense Assuming that was true ... Whiscash , I don't know how I feel about this we can smell the American on you from a mile away r / incest ? I hope that dog isn't licking what I think he's licking . . . ... Is your penis in the Mr . Photogenic person's back ? He got a handjob from his mother ? ? ? This sounds like something that would happen in Afghanistan I bet at one point she was thin , and defined the size of her cloths in the back of her mind . Now she no longer tries things on in the store , and has been slowly growing into it like a German sausage . " a kid in my dorm " Came here to cross-post my shot ... and I see it's already been taken care of . Thanks fake-OP ... Avoid the El Rio Area at all costs just like you would avoid Colonia please . / r / bestiality I don't know , it kinda looks like Is it that hard to click 2 times instead of 1 ? Well , maybe you spare about 0.3 seconds depending of your mouse speed and accuracy . Its awesome seeing someone who's in the " community " is actually a shark . Karma is good with this one Appears to be a condom filled with milk that OP tossed into a tree . The Ventura County Star needs to get better editors and people to proofread their material . I can't believe they would charge to view some of their articles . Most of the information they provide is crap ! 5/27 / 13 I am now an old timer I just looked up that preacher . I never said they were new lol . But you are right , i own a trucks beat to shit from mall parking lots . I'm black and I hate my kind . This pic is creepy ! The thumbnail shows a different face from the actual full size version .. Cool . Free diarrhea It's actually worse that you're following a 13 year old . That's the new peer review everyone is talking about ? i stared at this gif for around a minute before realizing what was wrong .. now i feel retarded .. Im a freshman in high school right now and I was going to apply for it but my parents dilly dallied and then my sister threw a fit so instead of me going on exchange this summer were going on a cruise this summer ! Preparation ... I want to poke his belly Kinda derpy expression Damn , i should have added " indians " in the title ! That would have made it relevant ! Wow , Aaron Harang pitched a 4 hit shutout tonight . That's cool , we have Hernandez Haha ... I'm actually a lot like my mom personality wise . I recently realized the girls I dated in the past were more like my dad . Yeah cuz ima be close enough to look at its eyes I down voted it . It is . Laptop + Paper tissue That aged well TL ;D R : I shit you not , I once got a 400 second one I really like that even the mods say stuff like this , Reddit is a great place . ( Karmanaut excluded / r / incest But soaz is saving the other banana for rekkles Tongue pronounced as tong No . You're a sick , twisted , little man . its purple and i dont remember it Huh ? Exchanging foreign language profanities , one of the most common things people do when facing a new language , is considered a hint ? Gee . I don't even ... Only medical exemptions should be allowed . Sparkles was saved by dad and yet angrily attacked him daily after for it ? ? " He's ugly therefore he's dumb " . The death of Aeries . When Sepiroth murdered that little flower girl I was filled with sadness and anger . Not only was she my favourite character , I spent ages levelling her up Only legendary ive found in a box was a flakker Watched the whole thing a few years ago , it's sick but there's worse out there . After this interaction I am seriously considering investing in a Kiji ... and putting sliver queen back in .... And a Krenko all in my slivers Came here today this I usually take the animations heavily into account . I recently made a warrior and was comparing animations between Undead and Pandaren when I saw that the male pandaren belly would have their solid plate armor flop around like a water balloon I didn't do it What has happened to reddit ? Well i dont know who has the best ( because i think its more of a preference thing ) ill tell you who has the worst . Edmonton Oilers - Pitbull , Don't Stop the Party . WHY OILERS WHY . ... what . I thought crumpets had like fruit in them Copy paste bug ... we meet again You are your boyfriend ? That guy was a total db . Talk about an ambush just to create controversy . You've put an awful lot of thought into a joke Heimerdinger and Teemo " Normals are also competitive . Lost of ppl hate the stress of ranked so they only play normal . " ლ ( That tone arm alone is worth several hundred bucks Try ^ ⌘ eject . Well ... get to it , Sora ! Grinding in parties . It really looks like sex with clothes on ! No hay tigres aztecas Totally makes sense , right ? " the kitchen look like a religious gamer took a shit into a kaleidoscope . " People seriously let their kids talk to them this way ? If and when I have kids , there will be none of this . You so much as mouth back I'll take all my stuff and leave you with a mattress on the floor . you have a deep love for latos ? The Composer . He will throw it out in a few months so we can shove it into our ears and rejoice Why do you only have one game installed Mine was for that terrible Next Great American Baker show . They really liked me at first , but it was ultimately decided though I had " the look " , I was too normal . So basically by their logic , the more the dogs suffer , the tastier their meat will be . These days , there's so many authors with so many interpretation of DC and even Marvel characters . If you ever read * World War Hulk * , my response to you would be " Actually I'm American Death does strange things to people . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh , so this ಠ_ಠ is what that ಠ_ಠ button does . Sweet So that's where my stolen bike ended up . The way the thumbnail is cropped on Alien Blue shows some creepy-looking bug thing with the words " Eat your piness " . Okay , guys , stop . This is becoming creepy . > ... if most of us are going Purple ketchup didn't exist until the 2000 ' s Before what ? What if I PM you mine ? Can I , uh , get some of them samples ? Shit .. i came . Those last seconds are unexpected . The title rhymes The sound of beards being scratched . I think I just threw up I'll take one ! φ ( I broke 2 toes my wrist and 1 finger at the beginning of the year . it sucked ball Why do you think " Meat him " If you're fat and taste like vomit , I'd hate to see what your molester looks like . I'm gonna need some examples please . He didn't click " ok " . He clicked " finish " . No , it had nothing to do with boobs You took an actual Television Screen Shot . Felix Pie . I went on a tour of Calabria in 2011 to see where my Dads side of the family came from . Best vacation of my life , absolutely awesome place and way of life . Sadly , when we visited Tropea it was quite chilly and kinda windy and rainy ... right up until we had to start heading back to the bus , then the sun came out and it got quite hot Hey , that's classified . If he didn't tell Master Guns , why would he tell you ? Unless , you are ONI ! ? This exact same video was already posted 13 hours ago . It's even on the front page of this subreddit Those Friggen scarecrow missions I was serious what kind of meat are you buying at $ 2 / lb ? I cracked my head open on the corner of a table last year . The doctor stuck a bandaid meant for one of those shots you get on your arm . He pointed to his forehead and told me " I got my scar from playing hockey . " I think he was calling me a pussy . I needed 8 stitches . What are you planning OP ? Hahaha or just wayyyyyyy too much nail polish Maybe it's just me , but I think Spurs / Pacers finals would be more entertaining than Spurs / Heat . Ratings will probably dip but seeing Timmy and Roy Hibbert go at it would be incredible . Always had a thing for seeing big men go at it Facebook is your standard of a trustworthy company ? I'm pretty sure science . Why did you throw it at your wall ? Although , can you imagine the distance someone would fly if they fell out of that thing ? It's like a giant Goliath slingshot " Sleep deprived " When they had nicer gear than me Dat scary doll shoe Going back to bed , now . it was supposed to be a happy cat face * Summary : * Look , a rock shaped vaguely like an animal . Or it even could be , man those are some nice tits -> next pic , oh look at that ass .. fuck it I'm jerking off -> next pic , fuck where have I seen the birthmark before ? I'm not proud of your grammar , though . Syso alt space The difference is that a child does not blow up buildings and legislate against science in the name of being a helicopter . But if a celebrity said it , it must be right . I like sea shepherd , they are certainly more upfront and productive than some other environmental groups , but that request seem rather oblivious to the average supporter . I used to be friends with a girl who would insist on going to fancy steakhouses , then order the filet mignon extra well and * butterflied to make absolutely sure . * Our waiters always kind of got a permanent I just want to upgrade it to snow leopard though ... Not start from installing osx again ... But thanks anyway ... risk what ? Stop trying to give me away I wish I knew this was a website . I bought the book Bet he had a fun day . Erm ... Dad ? ' ' Wayne Gretzky card thing ' ' i am le stoner wizard You're supposed to edit out the usernames I have the same blue tweed .. I've worn it once You .. Don't know .. Lance ? I would tone down the animal talk just a bit . I see you even have a cat phone case " I rarely leave the relief of my couch " I think it was in that room with the execution scaffold in the prison . QUARTERING Pretty sure it's 300 I don't like muffins or pie 3 miles to those ' muricans keeping track . 1 hour to those who like to go out for a leisurely stroll on a cool spring evening . Nothing similar on the AH ? My daughters have a penis pipe . ... fine google + I'm not really sure the USMNT could have scheduled two scarier friendlies before three WC qualifiers than Belgium and Germany .. Haha I don't do any drugs . I have friends that deal as well as buy and that's what I normally see . Thanks smartass . An iron sword ... Feel safer already Do I even want to know where that man is keeping his diamonds ? I tried to catch a Relicanth with my Master Ball in my original Sapphire / first game . The worst part ? It escaped the ball ... I heard what you said . * * LOL DAE UPPERCASE USERNAMES ? ! AND RELEVANT USERNAME AMIRITE Get out . GOD , YES ! You remind me of the Prof . Oak , but you actually give out interesting info ... your only drawback is that you don't give out free Pokemon Oh god this happened in my server , my inventory was full of ink sacs they were going through a dungeon too . " ... every black day I ever stopped you . " So wait ... now you're mad at me because I didn't qualify for my jobs benefits ? huh ... ok . That's interesting because it is obviously something I have no control over . And you think I don't understand how risk works .... while not being covered under medical insurance Like this . Wait , wut I dont know what " oh " this should be . So I wonder what all of the female newscasters at FOX think about this Good joke . Don't understand the down votes . Holy crap small world ! Haha no bars left here my friend I assumed the end goal was to shoot said treed bear . I was I used to collect those , and then hand them to the cashier as we paid , thinking I somehow helped out the store . I feel for you op . going through something similar . Getting ready to schedule my colonoscopy Your right I should have known Yeah ... I thought that YouTube had anti shake mode ? Are you calling him fat ? " New York Jets select Sanchez as season starter " This guy must be new . Shankings are like the * Fight Club * of this team . You don't talk about them Click the arrow at the top when making a comment . Scroll to the left and click the Search before you post ... TIL people don't consider London a major city Well this thread is making me feel old Or you had to go to the library and check out a book , and people would say , " What book are you reading ? " You'd reply , " Bumblebees . " and they'd say , " What's it about ? " and you'd go , " That entire statement was impossible when I was in high school You need to explore more beers . Make you give into a con job ? Thanks for the post ! Looking good . But you have 900,000 gold ... Did ....... Did he ..... Bite his face @ 2:45 ? whats your title and how much experience do you have ? I'm also in marketing ( 2 years out of college ) but making 30k Being from Ireland , the IRA thing at the end made me worry a bit I had a friend tell me he was having trouble with his boyfriend cause neither of them could bottom without a lot of pain . I asked him why . Apparently not only were they going in w / o lube ( just condom , not even spit or anything ) but they also didn't loosen the other up first . " Gripping your pillow tight " Relevant usernames these days . " Completely naked " Sex is a currency , amiright ! ? actually , I was expecting to see the other bills design , I don't care about the rate exchange .. I find funny that each bill is 5million dongs ... This is good to know , thanks ... I had no idea they'd pull something like that . So ... Anal sex ? Why do so many people want to a buy a house ? Is that the goal in life ? I am doing it wrong I'd be very interested in seeing these statistics . Weird , I'm sitting in the last day if class just finished the last final on this book Playing it right now . It's 151 now YOU had fun at the grocery store , you phony . What the fuck ? I thought it was a joke . Why isn't this in r / funny ? This is the biggest rip off I CoD history , I bought a season pass and its still not free . Be careful though , cops don't like being ignored , either Thanks bot . What would we do without you eh ? I don't know about that I have you tagged as " HANDSOME ACTION BASTARD " . ... Does this mean you were rooting for Montreal ? Yes , lets all lose our self respect and dignity for strangers ! For science ! Murrica is so behind with the times ! Further , why the hell are her panties wrapped around your junk and not your face ? I'm raising the skeptic flag . what the actual fuck I soooo want to believe this guy , but then further down he tweets that Monsanto GM'd cucumbers cause genital baldness , so , uh ... yeah . I need a shelf for my nail polish like yours ! I'm going to attempt to make one next week I think we've all met this guy . How young are we talking , and how big is the age difference That has none of the ingredients of a martini I was at the Dali museum in Spain asking where the Persistence of Memory is ... only to be told " Nueva York " What is that particular * against all odds story * have to do with her request for an * against all odds story * ? ! ? My face when I find out this is a thing : one of my friends did that ALT + 3232 for ಠ in some cases . Absolutely if the person had the same smile and look at the camera . I wrote my caption based on the look he gave the camera AND on the joke the other poster made about dinner - not on what color he was . Well , we know what you've been doing with these . She sure sounds stable .... What's . On . Your . Feet ? My god ... that's word for word what I was going to say Seriously ! ? I JUST BOUGHT THIS 2 DAYS AGO ! ! ! I'd like to second your Those damn ass crystals I don't get it , your dad just spams every conceivable smiley in his mails ? Isn't that utterly lame ? What ! Are you questioning their wisdom ? Why , don't-cha know that gangbangers and other criminals will now not be able to buy ammo because of the background checks , just like they can't get guns . Nobody knows you're a highschooler on the internet ... * NOBODY * I think I'm terrified , but I'm not entirely sure . I hate it , but that is just when my grandpa is the one who leaves it up . He pees THEN puts the damn toilet seat up , or that's what I assume happens . I just know that when I put my hand on the seat to put it down when it is up , I get pee on my hand I'm sick of the muthafukking Druids on this muthafukking hang-glider ! We STILL constantly fight about the way he hangs his clothes on the hanger . The hanger should make the top of a question mark with the shirt facing front . He hangs them all sorts of wonky ways ! I think now he does it to piss me off so I hang all the laundry for him ! Oh yeah ... I would actually pay if my local newspaper circulated articles like these ! H8 U VC Star ! ! Or the GUYS are lying like they do now * Best * Good fuckin Christ , I would pimp slap the guy each time I saw him on principle alone . I work at best buy for computers . It's hard enough to grasp the concept of why the touch pad is where it is . Now , try and grasp it and than try and sell it to the lovely customers that come in . " sir the touchpad is suppose to be there it's not broken . " Right , because you totally didn't take a picture of your own bumper sticker and make up a heroic story , Still better than the crazy sand people of the ME . But still The tornado we had did not make it to Missouri . You shouldn't say our tornado split your tree . You should say the storm system that produced our tornado split your tree . Jewish girlfriend ? Goddammit you fuck . Now I have to get out of bed and make cheese on toast She knows what you really use Facebook for . Some of the comments on that website are ... well ... intriguing . Yeah , that's the word I was looking for , intriguing . There's an edmundo in my league too Not trying very hard . I went in and asked if the Zelda Windwaker remake release date had been announced yet . They asked me what system it was for . She wants the Or that they look the exact same LPT : when people request sauce , they're not asking you to identify the male porn star . Shockingly , you were able to do it by only seeing his cock ... Let me know if it works . I'd love to actually have my gauges . As soon as this image loaded , I LIke How It Feels by Enrique Iglesias came on the TV The amount of pictures he posts of Alvina ... There's a shit ton of cocaine in that picture . Trickier still , they're both one in the same . Netflix put this under " feel-good movies " Yeah , consistency and coherence always ruins everything . Don't . Trust . Spain . Yeah ! The guy asks me " Hey man . You ever hunt deer ? " Me : " Nah " Guy : " Do you know what they have on their heads ? " Me : The plane in the back looks like its doing one of these Yeah , it's really REALLY dumb . People complained that RO2 was being dumbed down when it was released , then action mode came along and everyone was like I don't think anyone talks anymore . And most of them have had kids Shit could get weird if I answer this Isn't Portugal ahead of France in the Uefa club ranking ? I don't see any Portuguese club crests Newegg ! I have done this with 2 800Ds . One time I got 15 the other time I got 20 I'm not saying OP is the artist . Probably the HP Pavilion dv * series . The whole strip along the top is touch sensitive , and is nothing but a source of frustration and anguish . You forgot your tampon The 12th phone down ... Nokia You " think " ? How do you not know ? This is not making sense ... Why would anyone reinforce that ? My least favorite retort to this is " Better robots , than humans . " * * You should be ashamed of yourself Raped to death while listening to gangnam style ... Could be worse I guess Also fish poop in the hookah water ? Why ? Why did you do this to me Valve conspiracy ! ... that's probably why they made the max prize pool to only 3.2 M ! Sounds like you know my ex-boyfriend ? Don't forget how he smokes a bowl of weed then goes to pick up his 3 year old daughter from daycare Put the lube away , dude , she's not gonna do it just because you suggested it . I am 100 % sure I have played with some with that exact name This is it everybody ! ! This is the reddit thread that is going to change inefficiency in a bureaucracy ! Thank you OP . Total advertiser . NO . You are an evil pitchfork speculator on the way to the 1 % ! " a scientist-cum-showman " Yes , 1.75 " . 3 pair because the 5 wheel and the 35 " wouldn't mount on the carrier without it . Skyrim , I'll be a dragon . Animals are not an exception right ? RIGHT ? My neighbor has both a toddler and a dog and she seems to do fine > ^ [ le ] terally came when you said this Nah , we're quite late in this waiting game so there has to be a harvest this round I see what you did there ... Looks about as smooth ... And as real as a Barbie doll ... Dude .. " Swag " Dildos .... Not a drug dealer brain in the lot of you . Once . I have you tagged as Mediocre Penis Because your brother is a local account executive . But there was a completely empty parking spot across the street . Why the driver park there is beyond me . My grandfather is 82 years old and I see him get these cramps in his calf . The first time I saw it I yelled , " Whoa , pap-pap , your leg's having a seizure . " and he just looked down and said " oh , I can't even feel them anymore . " Wait . Why are you reading a pornography script again ? I do not have a penis . ... People pay money to bubble their butt up ? * * Goddamn right I am It doesn't ruin the challenge , but yeah it's certainly less impressive . Look ! I have an X-Wing in a freezer bag ! Totally going to walk up to booths near the Rock Band setup and ask for MrSpecialSauce ... Only the Last of Us won't play this demo An order . So . Much . Blood . Did you really just use a fucking hashtag Yeah , let's make light of someones horrific death . Best part is its next to her chest WHY THE FUCK DOES HE KEEP PUCKERING UNNECESSARILY ? ! But it's what my mother taught me ! A few cases I change out regularly , stylus and a new Mazda 6 . A surprisingly high number of these aren't actually inventions riot always seems to be contradicting on what they say thanks ! took you long enough Yeah , those guys demonstrating for your rights . those whack hippies ! I would make sure America has the metric system I think I need to just keep my history open for when I click these links so I can delete it immediately . Underclocked to ~ 600GHz Like you ? * via 9gag * ..... disassembling two weapons at the same time Not sure if you meant when she was being born or that you fucked your sister Redditor for 7 minutes " Thanks a latte . " Great , that's exactly what we need , something to further elevate the perception of snobbishness of the cycling community and widen the us & them mentality of cars and bikes Count in the arms as legs ... ( ' Thanks , although that my wife's and her ex boyfriend's names . So serious ... makes you wonder if he would really do it . Condoms don't go on your fist , either Actually , I've sent you a message with the actual nickname ( or atleast I think I've sent Hey Will , your son , stop buying his way into movies and shoving him down the film industries throat . I think that's exactly what I did . They sucked me in to marketing it for them ! Don't even trip man . I understand not everyone has that kind of money or don't want to spend that much . I don't even buy my tea what were you doing with the other hand ? They block her face ... but still display her name . DPS , OD . I remember hearing a guy in my community college class offhandedly mention to the teacher that he had been coughing up blood lately . The teacher asked if he had went to the doctor , and he just said that he couldn't afford it . Yes , I often find cosplayers to be violent and " freaks " . Holy shit he actually did something A buddy of mine told me his girlfriend had her ass against him while they were laying in bed and she farted on him . He got kind of mad about it , but she told him to calm down since that was just her butt giving him kisses I'm pretty sure that I just got put in some FBI registry by clicking that . Who am I kidding ? I'm in a lot of them by now with all the shit I've clicked on Reddit Why was there so much black at the end of the video ? My link is purple . You need new friends . That a is totally unacceptable to say to another human being . ( ┛ 5 year old ? ! Does he like that ? My mal sleeps in rain . I can't get her inside when she does , it sux cause then she will get inside and bolt to our bed or couch where she will soak either . TIL the portal gun is a weapon .... I feel the need to share that I gave myself a neon rainbow mani with black and white fuzzy coat and my gf just told me they look like ingrown pubes that was at least 80 % of all the comments ! Fuuuuck I posted this yesterday and got down voted . Damnit reddit I'm having a hard time understanding what is even going on in this photo . The one about ..... THE SAFE Pin the tail on mah NUTS . 10,000 cents That doesn't match up at all no need to be salty Oh , well that sounds lovely ... 6 ' 2 is so lame , good thing I'm 5 ' 14 instead . Oh wait ... He was am amazing jumper too Well that's the first I've heard of that one ... You do realize you could've banged Misty , May , Dawn and hell , even Iris ? Unless ... Brock's watching you is too distracting ? I say cinema and I live in Illinois . He skinned a human including cutting off the penis . Holy shit ! That is a horrible person ! France , what were you wearing in the beginning ? My god ! I wanna go downvote all of his posts , but I know it means nothing ..... GO SHTILLERS ! ! ( My go-to is Go Pens , but after tonight ... > mfw le feels le cannot be contained ಠ_ಠ ‎ ಠ_ಠ ‎ [ meta ] because that's exactly what people who have fallen into premarital sexual sin want - to be given some terrible label and make them feel like lepers while all the TrueChristians ^ tm are off worshiping and being free . If you check out my stuff , this is actually the first time I have ever used the Yes , because that makes me super happy . Why does that have a CNBC logo ? .. that dog is so fucking happy I wasn't until just then ... Doesn't everybody ? Dammit , you're right . a son a badass one John ! Get out of Scientology ! You're too good for that Cult ! Because you prefer the company of men ... naked ones . I am just worried that it says used . Smokescreen story Me gusta . I'm pretty sure Walmart is really an exact embodiment of America so I think you're boycotting America , terrorist . There are times with double doors where you want both doors to open with one input - or times you want double sliding glass block piston doors . Basically something to switch it up from a single door / pressure plate combo to make the world a nicer place o god Wow and they're saying to put 2-3 fish in it Most of me looks at my first love and thinks of her like this - _______ - , a smaller part like this Hahaha the funniest part was that I refused to get up early to drive him to the ( 60 mile ) ride , so he decided to just ride ( 25 miles ) * to * the ride ... Go austerity ! That cum was brownish in color . MFW I realize I read that entire . Fucking . Block of text : You know , I tried a reverse image search and didn't find anything . I know I've seen him before , though . I'm starting to think this guy tends to do this on a regular basis . not to be a thread-crapper , but I personally try and use as much stainless steel tumblers as possible . Only because I tend to drop and break glass / ceramic items , and I'm tired of stepping on glass . Are you comparing someone that harmed no one to Hitler ? she's all like Why is this . jpg moving like a . gif i'm not a jew Instead of just showing up with a dog , why not surprise her with a trip to the shelter ? I noticed a couple errors in the " Connections " section . Dick Hallorann saves Will Hanlon from the fire at the Black Spot , not Mike , and Joe Hill's book is NOS - 4A2 , not NOS - 4R2 . ... other than asking the author to give you a free copy . Are their roads that leave Bergen ? OP is this your video ? You can't say it didn't work once ... Do you not remember how the USA was * founded * ? I'm all for diverse , just not for the sake of being diverse . Otherwise we might as well go with Rupaul , and just it over with . Zed with flowers Indeed , given the choice I'd take getting my lock picked ( When I first looked at this I thought it was a cadaver ... Stop it , I'm already embarrassed of my name weighing shit is fun . Not actual shit , just to make that clear > Way to go admins . Just serve up a Glaswegian kiss ... Ancient Egyptian dildos So fucking creepy . OP claims to be renekton , but is actually caitlyn according to the picture . Hey , lets stop this already . Eventually we will go over all the " unappreciated " things in the game . Which will end up being ever damn thing in the game . Nobody gives two cents about unappreciated recipes , mobs , block , and etc . You took a screenshot and gave it a lazy title . Congrats op , you've earned it . Im confused . They're not seals Put a bird on your bird Seriously - majour health hazard . Not to mention if you share the shower with anyone else … Do you not wash your ass ? They're being spoilery In reach , I was playing king of the hill and I was the only one capturing . The other guy was just near by sniping . Once , he was alone for over 10 seconds and he didn't capture it ! When I asked him why , he said " I like killing the people at the hill . " Omg I remember that in the theaters . I was all like : Worst : I gave up soda again . Dammit now I want pie ! Literally came here to post this . You do realize how fucking ironic this is , right ? * Lock * Le troll bot is le troll xX420Xx photographer has a vertical grip on her camera but isn't using it Very clever lol That joke is too corny .. ¿ Un poco ? Terrible shop job and an even worse joke . Don't tell / r / austin that As a Mormon female I would laugh in his face and Give him an ultimatum : grow up / man up or get out of my life . The religion doesn't matter in this context , he is just a controlling jerk that thinks it is his right to control her life . Too bad your own linked study doesn't back your claim It * aliens * ಠ My dad used a flashlight to see his iPhone screen during a blackout coming from a dyslexic child . nice try It's blind Some asshole already ruined the end of this movie for me . I think it was my mom . Your package You're using the weight of the tail for carrying as reason to cut it off ? oooh .. the new * child simulator * Not enough . My god I love these ... Im unsure who looked best on their graduation It's an intel socket as well Wow ... just wow ... In 2010 . Avoiding the question ... spill it Oh god . Why did I click on that . I .... I totally feel your pain ! I have lost a total of 47.7 lbs , and my boobs have not moved . I couldn't take it for more than a couple of seconds . Dammit , learn how to swing that axe already I haven't sat down in 40 years . Nothing goes near my butt . Cersei explains it in detail in the previous episode . Or * maybe * they'll get superpowers . Not having to iron them for a year makes it sound like you haven't washed them either . Stan , I'm not touching this with a 40 ft pole . You just couldn't resist . Reddit has shown me that it is quite possibly not that uncommon for fucked up people to hoard their pee or poo Why would you need a SECOND fancy kitchen ? Seriously , OP ? Dude , I know . I just realized it too . Creative doesn't damage your axe , ergo it doesn't equal using that mod . Your whole argument is invalid . Seriously , she needed somebody to * tell her * to break up with this douchebag ? The irony of this post's use of this image , is that the man smiling is actually a religious nut job . Who asks for EXTRA ice ? when I sold mine 6 months ago they were , now that I look it's currently more like $ 200 . No , he's really a caveman . The last picture reminded me of a dog in a cage . I wonder if thats not illegal vis-a-vis some human rights law somewhere ... Giving him the right to see the evidences against him ... What a nice gesture . The ONLY thing that has ever worked for me is Zyrtec-D or any generic version of it . The D is important 1 . Its easy to DM , this was a really big deal to me when I switched from 3 . x to 4e . Prep work for 3 . x was exhausting and I rarely had the time for it . I barely had time in a month to run one table . Now I run two tables and play in two others . Prep time is like 2 hours on the weekend , unless I'm distracted redditing I would feel uncomfortable at the thought of anybody who would post pictures of their child on craigslist . I come to reddit to laugh I'm willing to wait if it means watching a scene where Boba Fett fillets Jar Jar alive . Is this post for real ... ? If you're going to do a rip off , a least to it right . Something like escape velocity nova , but built on similar engine as Star Trek Armada , as a MMO . Please , somebody tell me this is being made . I was litterally making this face the entire time : I was like where's that gif of Not a lot of other KPop groups has as much vocal talent as this group seems to have . Glad all four of them can sing unlike a number of groups I still don't see how you can be the BNL without Steven ... You should feel bad I kept staring at the two girls in the back . Wondering what the heck they did wrong / were doing . Until I saw it . ITT : Lots of people saying how they like to punch , no one elaborating why > She'll take the squirt in the mouth without seeming to care . and its up on TPB , not gonna link it just ( I know this reference Those aren't grown men ! ? Those are New York Yankee princesses . I know You let Jorji in ? Woah , that's ...... Different Have you tried yelling at it ? Perhaps insulting a its mother-board ? That's right , your going to hunt a doe through the suburbs . I have the same problem on the iTunes Store . Just submitted a trouble ticket . He did it in last year's ECF Die a little inside ? Man , this logic is bulletproof ! cuz ya know , because 66 % of the world is uncircumcised and the explosion in cervical cancer cases They TP'd the school because every other idea was shot down by administration . The lecturer reads the code and executes it in real time using their BJVM ( Brain Java Virtual Machine ) . " mommie's got some things for daddy to do " You two ... Right on , it was more hyperbole than anything else , but I mean , it * starts * with an ' o , ' not an ' a . ' I'm in such a bad mood already and WWE is putting matches on my tv for the 5th time , Sheamus being a bully , and The Great Khali . You don't even have to say anything . At first I thought you said * swimsuit * , and I was like Too soon , Brad . Not a majority of young people in the bible belt I think . Remember this is about two hours away from A & M Something tells me the bike won't be as fun in the rain How do you know my name ? You are an abomination Why would you be seeing prepubscent pussy ? Holy ... What the actual fuck . Ex boyfriend regularly jerked it to underage Facebook friends . Ha that's awesome ! When my friends threw me a surprise birthday party , they all hid behind stuff and popped out yelling SURPRISE ! And I asked them really quickly , Better ? Best ( My response to everything in this thread : The Charizard card wasn't in the Charizard pack Ya that's what you guys always say but when the time comes you don't just shoot the guy you shoot him five times . That's how the vast majority of people make sausage sandwiches . This is not a life hack , it's common sense . Sort of just had a play around ... counted one . Counted two . It wasn't funny in 2008 what makes you think it's different now ? What .... what is * WRONG * with you people ? ! She was wet ? The MINI is a wonderful car , but to pretend that the people who drive it are all artsy hipsters is silly . Most of the people I have met that own MINI's have respectable jobs and pretty normal lives . Let's face it , all the artsy hipsters can't afford a car like the MINI Is that Cliff White ? ... That's going to take some convincing LOL she hates the Xbox controller interesting username ... My narrative is best narrative . Little Sister - Miracle of Sound I love the incredibles ... 1 movie I actually purchased 8 years That just because it isn't very popular in the US , soccer is not popular at all . It's telling me I'm 1st in queue with 1 second wait time . For five minutes straight . You DIDN'T ! ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ We have to wear these at old trafford ! What did I miss ? I ... wait . I've got one named " Mistress Carrie " Bad commercial seriously ? stupidassredditor ? Honestly , I clicked on your username to see if it was relevant to the stuff you post / reply with ... It is . Enemies of the state . And then , and in the future , laughter is the best medicine " Are you slow " Nice choice of words . " No wood fires " .... 4 pictures later ... fire Guys guys guys . We need to just accept the fact that the centralized news agencies know what we want to hear . Could you imagine if your morning coffee was interrupted with news of genocide , murder or oppressive governments instead of tbone , Justin Bieber and your prime minister playing with pandas . Sister ? Why ? Ah , never mind ... Wat ? I thinks it just a dirty Albino . If the display was dead , you wouldn't be able to see the " No signal " message i want that portrait , but i don't have friends and i can't start multiple starcraft 2 clients FML My brother's name is gunner Das racist Fuck Mærsk ligefrem ? ... You have * the same word * for anus and vagina ? I was wanting to buy this for my fiance .... I saw the deal 3 minutes after it was posted ... I spent 40 minutes of trying to add it to my cart to finally see a checkout page and attempted to checkout just to have Gamestop tell me " NO Oh . You were kidding . For christs sake pick one comment and edit all this stuff together And how would you happen to know this , exactly ? Why not just build a pc ? You're in / r / buildapc Chocolate ... Colon like this ------> The safe ....... but really I'm still waiting I was sort of ( sort of In portrait mode ARE THOSE FUNDIE FEDORAS ? Cool . I enjoy the show and I'll be watching . Hopefully it doesn't take too much to get where you want to be . Or else you may be getting more disapproving Reddit posts from me . Mostly ? Don't forget people on A LOT of drugs How ? Yeah , what reason does Poland have to distrust any other country ? I can empathize . Keyboards are disgusting . And that stuff that accumulates on the bottom of a mouse … Random ass swastika in there Top-level namespace is author's name Ah , if it comes to it you can always just write him a stern letter of disapproval ... Chicken ... Legs ? Sinofabitch I want tacos also , but it's 8: 45 am and I'm nearly at work Holy fuckshit . I live in Arizona , and my girlfriend lives in Columbus , Ohio . and did any of you , Ryans , helped move the fridge ? I DON'T THINK SO .. This face : Norway is over 18 though The scary this is , you seem upset at that fact You know , I think the worst part was waking up to pain , feeling like I was able to " get on top of it " and having that " I've got this ! " feeling , only to be told " oh no , it's just prodromal labor ... when the real thing happens you'll feel a dramatic shift . " NOT what I wanted to hear . Why must you ignite my lighter lust ... As an Idahoan .... So do Internet devices . " Game 7 in Joe Louis Arena in Detroit " This gave me a boner I would say the same about the " There is too much poop in this thread . Scrubs for life ! Mathematically they're 6.03 x10 ^ 23 times better than the damn uniform . Whenever they tried to make me wear them they would mysteriously tear . Man there's other things than YouTube ! Umpire review ? ? That was a clear cut HR ladies ! ! Damn , so there won't be any / r / nuggetporn anytime soon ? Stop that . Stop that right now WHy do you have soviet posters ? He's been around for more than twice as long as you , and has 240 times the comment karma ... You should dress in your own camo from back when you were in the service ( you * did * do your Initial compulsory military service , right ? He's a greasy neckbeard that was picked on in high school so he's taking it out on strangers . Through the Internet . Because he's a coward . > * mfw when le jimmies get rustled * Oh no , I need to pee again . Thanks , hate it when I see intelligent responses to deleted comments Is that $ 500 ? You have $ 100 notes ? The biggest we have is £ 50 notes . Does that count people who have installed it but then refunded it as well ? Because if so i could see that . If not then yeah Ya dude so many people are rocking leather shirts these days . Eh , it could be worse . As long as you don't stick your dick in it Your more than welcome to move on if it bothers you . It's called a joke and your on reddit . Hey hey ! We're on to you ... It says that the NA version was on the Sega Channel . Again not a cartridge . Any Wily Wars cart that says Genesis on it is fake . Maybe they're writing a paper ? What . So , what you're saying is that your wife is partially to blame for all the patent lawsuits ? This man went out of his way to create this picture . This man took the time out of his day to do this . He thought of this . Why ... Yeah bacon is nutritious Well i appreciate the honesty but Because she couldn't see where the bus was going . With windows all around her . Iniesta ranked 59th . How did I know it was going to be negative ? You best be , Met . I don't forget , I'm be watching you ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Would be better if OP didn't ruin it by admitting to being in character in the comments . I suspect my life long teddy bear , I caught him taking out a life insurance policy on me . Then turn it off , go outside and play . I didn't realize I needed to be comprehensive I have neither of those game . I really should still play the original kingdom hearts ... How ... how do you know this ? Gives a whole new meaning to the term " doing blow " . So what was the point of this ? Sounds like a half measure to me She bought wallpaper from chatango and called a guy in Australia on my bank card , the little fuck . Really ? I didn't realize you had early access to both Goblin / Worgen mounts and Panda mounts before Cataclysm . Pretty cool . I don't know if this is a legit question TIL you're a jackass So can I How I feel about this post now : Yes , learn how to use the search function . Wait why did you watch a video of that ? The below-waist design of that robe . * * SO MANY ANIMALS ! * * A French-Canadian dish , in Calgary .... It's delicious Also 1 hour drive . Do it . ( That's not even enough beer for one beer a day for a year .... Really did not expect that That awful FX helmet on the stormtrooper Noooooo ! Damn it too late , fuck , time to step away from my computer ! Khaleesi is a homophone for Calici , an extremely contagious virus that cats get . You will probably get a this . Unfortunately , I don't currently get Fox Soccer I just thought Except that the anti-democracy movement in that currently organized with Islam . Chrome has been all sorts of weird lately . Google keeps silently breaking it without warning . I'm considering switching back to Firefox . I had to use IE at work the other day to get into my Google Play Music library ' cause Chrome won't load it for some reason . Bloodseeker , Broodmother , Crystal Maiden , Kunkka , Treant Protector , and Slark in the same game This looks Either that or they don't see the intended sarcasm Well that's just bad statistics . Oh god , was that your dinner ? Now I have a horrible biblical porno in my head with some guy grunting " blow that horn , blow that horn " over and over again . I blame you its a good thing that passes can score goals / r / politics ladies and gentlemen . I don't know how I missed that one Nice try UCSD police Not sure if filthy-minded 96 - year-old or very wrinkled , but innocent 69 - year-old ... ? Breast Cancer Insurance . Heads up : If you are following this link from Alien Blue on an iPad , don't be an idiot like me and purchase the iphone version . It's English-speaking countries only , even if your account is set to English Batmans parents paid for add space ? .... And Fake B Ha ha ! Good one . memebot Carl Sagan Bill nye [ 10 ] so brave upron le euphoric gem spoderman My face when huehuehue Lenny upboat thank you fedora all the things Op is a faggot 420 blaze it Hl3 confirmed Ron Paul thanjs obama may-may over 9000 three fiddy C-c-c-combo breaker inb 4 and my axe hnnnnnnggggg Chuck testa I came so fetch Y U NO do not want Milhouse is not a meme Nailed it But then I took a arrow to the knee candlejack papa johns KONY 2012 Keep calm and carry on Lock Ness Monster Edgy No . Ah , thanks . Glad someone could give me some context on that . ^ ^ ^ that seems very minor Sex in water doesn't count as cheating , I still can't even talk about it ... Wait , it kept going after that ? Go to / r / MinecraftSuggestions You have a good case for airflow and a + 100 $ cooler , but don't want to overclock ? Oh wiki is such a source ... Those are * * old * * now ? ( ┛ Yeah , it's not like you need your hearing or anything ... he took the off because of cancer , not for fun Too much digimon Is that your penis ? Hole B .... The B hole . I was thinking of using it for more ... * clandestine * purposes . Namely , storing family recipes on . What ? That's ... hmm , I make close to that and I rent a room in a house in a city allegedly much less expensive than the Bay area . Living in the South has its disadvantages ... the heat being one of them I texted a friend to bring a * Gaskartusche * ( gas cartridge ) for a camping stove with her , but it was corrected to * Gaskammer * ( gas chamber ) . What else would you expect from a German ? I was fone . That sounds like something a Chinese spy would say .. People repost stuff on reddit ? Because that sounds like something a mature person would say . I'm pretty sure that " Seeing as you were complaining about reposts in / r / pics less than a month ago , I find it amusing that you are reposting the top rated post of all time in this subreddit , hell , it's even the sidebar image . maybe ... we'lll play them Sounds like somebody got burned . I completely agree in that its not as simple as that , except it should be noted that your comparison is inaccurate . Islam is an ideology , of which should be open to criticism . Your comparison is based on race , which is unfair to criticize . Also , you should probably use some examples that were produced within the last 35 years . This . So much this . So your saying you want 6 + years of work saved on your local hard drive ? No joke , 3 days after my brother's girlfriend moved in she put bins in our restroom put all our toiletries in . I looked at my brother and said " It begins a car-park Not at UO they aren't That sucks . We were there a few weeks ago and it was deep enough to swim in . Yay SoCal ! They had him holding his own against * Rand al'Thor . * Blademaster Rand al'Thor . Balefire * cities * Rand al'Thor . The breathing ( ? ) starting at the 15 second mark and then that creepy gasp / moan at the 26 second mark . Ugh , I turned it off . She's probably just eating some food , but the sounds Those apostrophes . > 12 year old kids OP posts a wacky pic and goes AWOL on us and our questions . I hope that pores tequila . Beer isn't paleo Well ... That guy was uncalled for Oh shit . The Huffington Post is already an obnoxious website ( and I say that as a liberal ) ... so I can only imagine how terrible this is going to be . Watching it now . So you are one of that annoying people whose oyster always fails in the barrier I'm about to go through With all the negative feedback I've seen on these auctions , I'd guess a fair number of them were rolled the week before they were shipped . This man was in charge of the woodshop i used to use .... OK , I read the title as " Google fecal password patent aims to boost Android security " Why must you one up everyone Dat iphone Pepperidge Farm _never_ forgets . That's in the standard compose layout for X11 . Pro-tip : if you make a ~ / . XCompose you can set your own definitions . I've added stuff like Comp + l + o + d Really reddit ? Half the comments here are about her boobs . Camera footage ? I knew the Goliath bird eater would be on there . Well ? Is it ? I think he doesn't because this was terrible . Oh No , a terrorist attack ! Let's line up by the hundreds & get a close view I don't know about weight loss , but I can say that after the massive number of stretch marks I gained with # 1 ( along with about 75 lbs TCP Protocol ? Has anyone asked yet why there's two bags strapped on to the hovercart but neither of them have any clubs in them ? I used to have a hedgehog finger puppet , but then my brother's friend put it in his butt Better apply a shitty Instagram filter to it . ... You didn't tie them off ? I changed back to my main and thought " Oh boy ! An orangered ! " Dual brachy Dat gap Dude I wanna know tho wats in there I m not givin you shit I love how the caged chickens are both cocking their heads in unison with intense interest in what's happening below them Link deja vizitat for some reason Now I have to shit Make a deal with him , tell him if he reads , and passes a test on your favorite atheist book , you will placate his bible study , with the understanding that you will be disputing the bullshit at hand . Can we add neutering onto this fine ? Kidney Stone . I hate that she is imaginary . Tim Burton and Johnny Depp . He just might have been a good lad . Those are the Doctors collection of backup sonic screwdrivers . It is known . Because I'm just so tired of her excuses . " I'm imaginary " can only be used so many times before it loses all of its meaning . Stupid giraffes and their arrogant smug nature , always looking down on the rest of the world like they are better than us . That music umm the original posts are a little wtf worthy ... sure some of the sandwiches sound yummy , but the names Yes , and from such a trustworthy corporation . How could any of us have ever doubted Microsoft . We are such fools . I'm around here too . Woah guy .. slow your role .. who you calling an ambulance driver Through the mail . Definitely . I wish my key board had this as well , The title's stupid , mud is NOT clear . Yeah , I always love seeing the guy's jizz . Because cluster munitions were banned under the Geneva Convention . That's just like my girlfriend . Her neighbors boyfriend is a convicted child molester . Ah ... What ? Me .. I have not had time to play yet douh We should probably bring a TV too . > But ... that's not how the customers think so it's completely misrepresenting the customers experience which is what they're trying to improve My guild moved from The Sha'tar-EU to Argent Dawn-EU 6 weeks ago with a bunch of people transferring multiple characters . Yeah ... Dude . I see you're in incognito mode She looks like she's enjoying herself , and he's looking guilty . Uh oh . I also hate when Magneton's Icy Wind slows MY Pikachu down . Original shop I'm just pissed he laid such a beautiful bike down in the end .. This frustrates me too ! I recently got a second account to try out multiboxing and all the crafted gear on my new character is better than my main with about 10 % of the amount of crafts . " He may not  be able to break with that left hand " Why would you compare yourself and others you perceive to be on your side with Slave Owners and communists ? Saying you'll go down in history like them is definitely not encouraging / appealing to normal people . Slave owners , the USSR , and the PRC are / were hated by millions of people of a multitude of races and religions ... ಠ_ಠ I'm not sure how I'd feel about this statement it's 50 degrees today memebot Carl Sagan Bill nye [ 10 ] so brave upron le euphoric gem spoderman My face when huehuehue Lenny upboat thank you fedora all the things Op is a faggot 420 blaze it Hl3 confirmed Ron Paul thanjs obama may-may over 9000 three fiddy C-c-c-combo breaker inb 4 and my axe hnnnnnnggggg Chuck testa I came so fetch Y U NO do not want Milhouse is not a meme Nailed it But then I took a arrow to the knee candlejack papa johns KONY 2012 Keep calm and carry on Lock Ness Monster Edgy The Harry Potter toy wand .. * * Women everywhere should feel ashamed . seems to be highly relevant . also comparing their riffs to argentine steaks . I don't know why they're in this chart in the first place but seriously . ( ╯ How do you know that What the fucking fuck , they don't even have mouths Calm down and sit . Is ... is that ... is that a fucking Corona ? ? > " He may not  be able to brake with that left hand " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I believed you until I saw the link ... Then we tighten to 1 . Ridiculous over generalizations are the worst " Til death do us part ... " You're a mess You get shit for * * not * * watching TV ? You ... And my snake , oh wait ... What the fuck are you saying ? D'oh ! You just jinxed it . Not sure I want to see what anyone here looks like in person Not yet , my lye was M . I . A ( to make sure it was in a safe location ... * Celeste looks at the two and gives them a [ OS is here .... Id better get some damn respect after OSing this much I thought that's who they were rising against ... Just opened it . Ask him where he bought it .... then see if you can take it back . DAMNIT ! The girls I'm closest are like this . I was just hoping they weren't so bad , but it seems I was right ... And I thought it was hot here in Texas I always thought I was young and stuff ... and now I'm in college . where did the time go ? Why would they not ? ? While you may be afraid to click it , it's already purple for me . maybe it ´ s time to join the darknet ‎ Baby stuck in p ... Well that picture is ruined now Was that an Abbott style embedded quote pun ? If I were you I'd die of shame Or Google , Microsoft , etc handed them their private keys ... We're looking at you , Scyther .. Yeah , I'm sure none of our founding fathers had wives or children when they took on the British . Are you implying that abusive relationships are cute in the first place ? Thank you for that clarification . Sadly , Dianne Feinstein was just re-elected in 2012 ( while receiving the highest vote total ever in a US Senate election , I'm looking at you Californians I get tampon ads , we're talking " ermegerd I has new tampon , must stumble around with pants around ankles and scream to let everyone know ! " Sorry guys , nothing can be done . Time to go home . Osx isn't closed . Or Snakes on a Plane . I'm not going to say it was good just because SamJack was in it . Pink pearl ? I don't like you . I took one look at that and said , " Jesus Christ ... " But when I look you up on MineZ leaderboards it says your banned Does this mean those two dudes are going to have a three-way with a monkey ? Really ? I give up . I'm going with ARGM : Anonymous Raw General Manager Oh , this happened to me . I've made a post about it on here . Dude thought it was okay because his wife is black . Don't let it happen again . * * I thought I was in / r / offmychest after seeing a post from there right above this one . Definite Caps ... I cannot give enough It's full blown circlejerk First off , we have this , it's called airsoft / paintball User name ... topical You tell me That is the most metal thing I have ever heard This its a set up pby op thanks obama Those guys are doin ' bad job Where are those girls mothers ? My mother would never let me get away with doing something like this . She would put her foot all the way up my ass , then would kick my ass all the way back to their house to clean that mess up . These aren't even my kids and I want to kick their ass . marr ja manhoos . Look man , we don't know you and you're trying to get people to circumvent a legal procedure . Wasn't trying to be a jerk . You could be anyone . So , yeah , really . Tried poutine in Ontario once . They used cheddar cheese .. but those are all the things that we do that I'm trying to advocate not doing Fuck that guy . Hey , at least they used Photoshop . The designer I work with uses InDesign You have officially been banned from / r / 49ers The batshit insanery went so deep that some people came out on the other side ... ‎ I don't get it . Dat face . Comment for later investigation We do allow people to choose and its called an advanced directive . The specialty of medicine that helps terminally ill patients is called Palliative Care . Hospice services exist in hospitals and at home for people who choose . Because it isn't as tragic when ugly children are murdered by their abusive fathers ? Damn you , I'm procrastinating writing a great gatsby essay and book annotations that are due tomorrow right now . He might need some lotion on his bum if he sees red Except you're running decade old tech , with decade old bugs / security flaws . Glhf He said " Kiss me " which usually does not involve slurping . As opposed to the alternative ? ! I like the red cheeks , but his face looks kinda pervy , and he is looking into the shower where one is ( presumably ) naked .... I listened to this whole thing ...... WOW ... how ? that hentai in the thumbnail ... ^ ^ ^ Fuck you OP , " All the leaks are wrong " is itself a leak , so that means that all the leaks are both right & wrong due to the paradox . Better safe than sorry i guess ... You're welcome , if you can't find it on auto tune , it might appear as " t-pain effect " ( And then cooking dinner . Yeah but then KP played on Lux against Liquid ? Yay , one week of ads in my email , advertising prosthetic genitals . I can't wait seems legit I like how spoilers just show up as blue text in alien blue . So you like looking at little kids ? Try telling the baptists that . My friend believes that everything in the bible is a literal translation i was on there for an hour . so is this a nude protest of some sort ? if so , why are so many of them half-assing it ? Oh my god I lost it on this thread right here Barking broad generalizations is a great way to get no place . How's that working for you or the Palestinian people ? I hear every time you call jew greedy , an acre of Israel gets magically handed over . She looks a lot like the girl who plays Arya . Now that's stuck in my head No you aren't . Wow , I haven't seen such strong hate for a small and silly suggestion That's fucking gross dude . What the fuck . Join in everyday Wait , are you guys saying CK2 isn't complicated BUT WHAT'S UNDER THAT ONE Theirs like 3 other subway signs near it that are yellow , if you're photoshop something do it right and change everything Apparently you can now catch genital warts from doing drugs ? I hate the drivers that don't have their turn signal on and turn it on AS THEY ARE TURNING . Even almost completing the turn . Does that spider have * fucking pincers * ? I definitely agree with your jealousy . I'm graduating on Saturday and am 0.027 GPA away from getting to wear a medal Yeah , I've seen those books . That version of " A Clash of Kings " actually says " Game of Thrones 2 " on it Put the bottle down New is NOT always better This sounds so made up HOW DO YOU MAKE THESE FACES WITH YOUR KEYBOARD ? ! ? ! ? : That's cool ... I guess Especially if what you broke was a water pipe on the second floor of my apartment . Your comment + Your username .. Fuck people who think like this . Seriously . I have personality disorders because of the way I was treated . Very rich comming from a guy with the name 1337gamedev ... wait , are you paid by microso .. uhh activision to make good comments ? That expression is pretty standard after playing a virtual boy . What do you mean with that ? Did nobody tell the makers of " Dying Light " that there's already a zombie game called " Deadlight " ? Imagine a beer belly ( not chub , but a full , flabby gut ) , moobs , and squashed features , but on a tiny child Very very odd imo , but my dad started proposing to my mom TWO WEEKS after they started dating . She stopped him and said she wouldn't marry him because she wasn't 20 yet It is ? I am pretty sure it is the Red Storm , a fucking tornado I * forcefully * suggest you to hit the emulator and go freaking play it More kindness from the religion of peace ... Well apparently Something Consulting Why cut the grass when you can smoke it ? Rule 7 Wow ... tons of info here ... No Pokemon ! Lapras used Surf Hamburger buns in the last picture ? ... are you me . nothing in this thread anymore My God ... every single word in that analysis describes me perfectly Keep that letter for the appeal ! It'll be good evidence along with the sleeping juror on record that the trial was not fair and free of procedural error . But hey , you have lawyers - - they probably give better advice than reddit ! That's why it is a feed . Not a stream . My company is at its very early stages . It's imperative that I keep my costs down . But when I'm no longer bound to these backers as fiduciary duties , I will most definitely scale compensation upwards . It's just that it sucks right now . Heck , they told me I'm not paying myself enough ... Just reached three weeks . The new Mac Pro looks like a trash can ಠ_ಠ .. just She's 28 and you're trying to twat block her ? What everyone is doing is disabling auto-pay and eliminating their credit card information from xbox live so they wont get charged automatically , not cancelling xbox live while they still have . Damnit , as a soon-to-be-unemployed college graduate I would totally take up work for your dad's IT business . No ... its space . ( Looks like a hyper-modern thrash can Uh huh , why don't you go back to feeling skin hey that doesn't look like historically accurate norse gear Why are you all complaining ? I thought none of you guys were interested in buying the Xbox One ? I agree with you , after looking at most of the comments i'm a little disgusted . I can't understand why a father proud of his daughter would get so much hate over that ! ? Seriously ! ? What is wrong with you guys ? So you basically know nothing about the game ... Sorry but you could have Googled all of these pretty easily , what kept you from doing exactly that ? Hooooollllyyy S * * * .. The result ending up describing exactly me as if he looked into my soul ... That ending This comment . What exactly do you regret ? Did you ... put it somewhere Anyone notice that it was a DUI not a DWI . So yes her blood alcohol levels would be zero . If you go to IU then you deserve a heavier backpack " My friend and I were playing cornhole " ... He's been in plenty of sand environments before Dice ^ LA ... ^ ^ aka ^ ^ ^ danger ^ ^ ^ close . ^ ^ ^ ^ I've had to use so many of these in this thread . Yeah , what this game needed was more resistance shred Like your anti-'Murcan comments ? I'm watching you ... I think you forgot to post your link . your comment sounds kind of threatening I got pulled out cause everyday I came home covered in bite marks ... thanks for the [ spoiler alert ] So much / u / nikky 2069 I'M SO EXCITED I GOT YOU ! ! YOU'RE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU . I THINK YOU WERE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO TALK TO ME . YOU'RE GENEROUS , KIND , FUNNY , AND BEAUTIFUL , BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT . EXPECT SOMETHING IN THE MAIL Too soon ? * before * he died Glad to hear your ok . Motorcycles are dangerous Your username would suggest that you actually do ... That feel that everything is suddenly infested with baby spiders I say unto you again ; What the fuck ? Uhh you mean GG Sony right ? You said GG Microsoft Wait ... how , I don't .... Your man ? You had a man when you were a little girl ? You are hopefully aware of the fact that most of the games shown at E3 are engine demos / engine gameplay from a PC right ? Did you know that OP . Did . You . Know . That ? Xbox live 12 month card is $ 60 which is also $ 5 per month ... sanemaniac , I think you're basically right . In order to discuss something , it's useful to have " types " . The less types a thing has , the less we have to consider ; the less we have to consider , the less we have to discuss . Without anything to discuss , there's not much to understand ... My conditions are ripe for living , thank you very much . I knew the band name reference , but I never knew that hotdog flavored water referred to bong water . Meh , google said it was an inside joke , maybe one of them drank the bong water You're dead to me That smell .... I wouldn't mind upgrading my brothers 4670 Why ... Looks tasty ! Do you have a recipe handy ? * slow fap * Got called non-emergency for something like a person who burned something , but it was out and just " wanted us to check it . " So we cruise over there to find they had been having a fire in their fireplace and decided to dispose of the * * still-hot embers and ashes in a plastic Wal-Mart bag * * That he doesn't see any parks in Europe while on the east coast ( of the US ) there are at least two or something .. Dude , blackface . What the fuck ? And this is a huge victory because SO MANY GAMES are made for Xbox outside of the us ... Maybe we can just try to vote these people out ... I like how relevant the image was to the topic ! I was going to say at least the Darlek does someting steam related , but on closer inspection the dolt who made it doesn't even know how a piston is supposed to work * * - . - another ragee comic on my front page What was excellent ? they both said " PS4 " and they got instant gold and karma . > Move freely . I found a Chinese knockoff version of those at a dollar store a few years ago . sure it does ... * * I downvoted and reported this for spam .. dude there are little kids on reddit I'm pissed that there's a share button . Where is your hand ? Op's last submission before he posted this image . meth is cheap It looks to me like the skirt comes off to do so You forgot about the guy in the moose suit . At every lumber party there is always a guy dressed as a moose . Isn't letting paranoid hicks run the country what caused this problem it the first place ? Please explain , considering that Islam is not a race , its a religion . The best part is she won't admit she did it . Why jay . Whatever are you talking about ? I kept trying to slide it open .... As long as his FS is nerfed And today is the day that I realized I don't do nice things for people I just imagine a simpering voice saying it . Are you sure that every other religion 100 % denies Jesus ? Every time All i could visualize when people say that is something in the shape of a tuna can The first gen alternators were recalled because they just knew they'd fail and as for the valve covers , I considered it so I checked them and the oil trail starts at the cap and ends on top of the ac compressor They stand up ? Yep , so is my Husky . I don't know how he does it . I usually mix a dose of liquid medication with a spoonful of peanut butter or yogurt and he'll lick it up . If I have to give him a pill , I usually have to completely crush it up into a fine powder and mix it with chicken broth before he will touch it . I downvoted and reported this for spam .. dude there are little kids on reddit Metalhead ... Metal on head ... Pot on head ... POTHEAD ? I hope we're not advocating drug usage here , ser . Now I have to think about this as I go to sleep and mites begin to start fucking each other on my face . Thank you You're explanation along with a quick perusal of your comment history full of good posts makes me sorry I complained . > Why are people subscribing to this ‽ Make sure you don't over do the cake day posts I'm going to pet the shit out of my pikachu Crap . Why did you have to show me that It scares me that all of these links are purple " They're taking our privilege away ! We're being oppressed ! " That is NOT sanitary . Oh yes , I completely understand , coming from a socially awkward person for whom compliments are far and few in between . But initial shock and awkwardness notwithstanding , I always remember to accept , thank , and move on . I've seen my friend get called a delusional bitch on tumblr because she called someone pretty . Actually , that was mostly about Japanese lawyers deciding to sue a kid for putting functionality back on to devices that Sony had removed after people bought the product - which irritated the Internet , anonymous , and a whole bunch of consumer advocates and tech people . The hack was retaliation . Don't get me started on Microsoft's security track record . I'm pretty sure he said he didn't want to know I videotaped ... Really .... I mean really ? you didn't just fall for that did you Let's all re watch southparks episode about the child mollllestation because it's just like in the show I bet ! All fake With their username being MadMargarine , it scares me even more . is that a screen cap of a thumbnail ? This is very disappointing news , I kind of had the impression from the media that she would likely run , and after Sohi said no , I knew she would be an excellent second choice for me . The good pickings are getting harder to find . At this point that leaves Diotte I'm not much of a fan of the more extreme feminists either , but dude , settle down . Don't let them rule you . ... What . This guy fancies Skeletor and other malnourished people . DAT RACK I like the bit where they showed a side by side roll test of the new wheels vs traditional wheels . Oh wait they didn't You ought to wait till it's Lithuania's turn , not skip in line But not the other kids ? Drive through Yeah man , absolutely no talent involved here ... I'm on some sort of list now , aren't I ? Mannnnn . I'm sitting here eating a pack of starburst , and now when I see the pink ones , all I can think about is some other chick's vag . Thanks a lot . Nothing like that , it's more subtle ... Like he said , it has to catch the light just right for you to see it ... And only when you know to look for it ..... Or he's saying , " Can you see the glimmer in my eyes yet ? ! " while craning his neck around a light source . When I was in high school in the 70 ' s our science teacher passed around a tennis-sized ball of mercury for us to handle . " Small antenna like protrusion " That's really awesome . My first thought when I saw the picture was how many miners died ... something something 1 % ... No blood for silver ... That's what I thought , but I think I'd get tired of " liberating " , get back to goddamn Westeros already ! I mean just look at Ser Barristan the Bored Errm ... I'm not going to sleep tonight ! It's so hard to remember . I had a Cracked magazine Pokemon edition and a Mad magazine Pokemon edition . When I was 11 my mom threw out my box of Mad and Cracked magazines because I " never read them " I'm the opposite , I don't want a PS but I am going to get one . God damn it MS He did , two children ago Am I the only one who thinks it's ironic that most people who complaining about it requiring internet connections ... * complain on the internet * . It's not a spin-off and it wasn't rebranded to just help sales " I told her that writing was more like math * * then * * she suspected . " Hyo's hair . ^ He's right Good Guy Sony , eh ? Let's me and you have a little chat about their choices in memory cards for portables and then we can see how good they are with keeping things the same . Exactly , straight people can be just as slutty , take my ex for example ... everyone else has It is more annoying when you think similarly for your grandparents Fast & Furious 6 to CallMePlissken : You'll be wishing you had gotten a manual . But it looks straight - just replace those tail lights and wheels Your profession has very little to do with how good you are at your profession and how knowledgable you are . I've had a tech come to repair / diagnose a business server with no tools , a Doctor that regularly mis-diagnoses people , and my last dentist said my teeth were doing great up until another dentist noticed I had * seven * cavities . Additionally , you could simply be lying about your profession . Look at me , I'm a rocket scientist . Who knows ? The government changes it twice a week ! I don't think that's atrocious at all , it's not a child's toy . Unless of course you gave it to a child to play with He's Warlizard from some online gaming forum . People tell him . He says Actually , pls dont 5 cm per second Just when I start to think , " Maybe Reddit doesn't take everything from 4chan " I see this link Agsjjshdkdjk and that stupid recital in the Lumpy Pumpkin ! " : strum , strum ... : Am I doing it right ? I feel like I'm getting the hang of it ! I think I might be doing okay — awww , booed off the stage . " Don't forget the wave of guys going back through your post history hoping there's a / r / gonewild post Yeah , I'm colour blind , this is like a big slap in the face for me . Red and green , really ? Rittenhouse was robbed . I will participate , but I won't be happy Dyrus is known for his Jayce play You're thinking of it from the perspective of a country where having sex with a 16 year old is practically paedophilia . In the UK , there's a different mind set , so " glad " seems fine . 16 year olds here are considered capable of deciding whether or not they want it . There's nothing Plus , they're a blue state ... so fuck them . Wait i saw this on facebook . WHAT facebook actually didn't have a repost The fap train has no brake It amazes me that this is such a common explanation . Ive heard this with shampoo bottles , deodorants , gatorade bottles ..... A DAMN ORANGE Correct ... Not at all WELP , there goes my time . So not doing that again Next story after this one on the website is a woman having sex with a dead body and getting pregnant " Big dongle " Bae caught me slippin .... my dick out When did he say we got to go back to our present time I got borderlands for about 7.50 when it was still a 55 dollar game on steam ... heck I got a thq and valve bundle ( every game made by thq and valve ) for about 40 bucks ... thats a crap load of games for about what one new console game would be on sale if you're lucky I see absolutely nothing all that bad with any of this , I own maybe twelve games that ill never part ways with . I cannot wait until my bills are paid off ! This . Oh God . I own a game store with three employees . Last time I put out a general call for applications I got 92 of them . The thought of contacting all of them made me twitchy . Especially since I couldn't read everyone's handwriting for the contact info . Thanks for the encouragement . I'm actually going to be an empty-nester in the fall but instead of dreading it , I see it as an opportunity for hubby and I to eat healthier . Both my kids are very picky eaters and won't touch most fruits and veggies . Actually , my daughter is a vegetarian , but she won't eat vegetables Not sure what i expected Soft ball . Get that suffering over with , and maybe make some money on the side through YouTube . Not me . Unless you're into 10 - year-old girls We are all here to give you this look Dat Pedo Bear I second that This same story happened to a friend of mine . Interesting . wait ... no ... that's not the word I was looking for .... umm ... shitty . Yeah ... that's shitty I'm really wondering if cats are slowly evolving to be more and more like us . Perhaps Red Dwarf was a reality tv series sent from the future ? You and I both know there are no girls on the Internet .... At least not the real kind Anything ? How can you even consider it an advice ? Of Gods and Men was a good film Fuck you fuck you fuck you . My fianc ée showed me salad fingers a few months ago and it creeps me the fuck out . Now I'm not gonna be able to sleep because his voice is all I can think about God Dammit Japan God Dammit Japan God dammit ! Now I can't sleep cuz I feel all itchy ! The way velvet / corduroy feels . Eesh My ZJ's 5.2 L is similar , though fortunately I've always managed to catch all that oil on my face instead . God good that made me cringe Dat trigger finger . Fat bottom girls . I'll have an extra kid with my BigMac please . I think you took my comment the wrong way . Oh my gosh .... South southern ? Western southern ? Yeah mine started in Ann Arbor as well , then went to Pennsylvania . I live in Chicago The bad one ... Wow ! That's ridiculous , I don't even know how they let that one go ! It's PS4 must be loving this ! The only one . Omg , it's you . I knew you were lying . Lets make love " I will watch . I will smell " I'm going to assume you're joking So much what . Spero che il prossimo argomento sia caffe ' . Sara ' probabilmente la stessa merda ridicolo dai miei connazionali . Qualcuno dira ' " Dunkin Donuts coffee is much better than the coffee in Italy . " Watch a little show called .... Breaking Bad . Are you guys saying " gyrados " on purpose ? Sweet Jesus Full body cringe Yes , usability as in : less grouping of information . Buttons without affordance ( they just look like text ) , and thin fonts on white background . " LOL ROFLCopter " .... > The littler one ... But it says HP at the top ... Why are they so god damned many centipedes on reddit lately Well , when put together to come up with one full-proof master strategy , the great minds of Reddit seem to all agree : winning gameplan = shit yourself I have a hunch on why you think a blood-and-tissue-filled cup might be cute , / u / Bleeding_profusely _ ... The sound of children . The " fire " metaphor implies there's something burning down there ........ came here to say this . Wet socks from your teenage son's room . I remember sitting on my couch jaw agape at what a mess this was . In this definition you can't really see it but they had a stopped look about 3 minutes later where it showed the ball in his glove and foot / toe on the bag . The whole time I was just like Where would one find such women ^ Haha , that comment made me LOL ! One le upvote 4 u , le brave reddit le sir My penfriend in the USA still doesn't want to try it out " because it says I have to pay for it " They should have panned superman 2 for Clark being so introspective and contemplative to give up his powers to be with Lois and then they should have ripped into pessimistic superman giving her the amnesia kiss - isn't superman supposed to be optimistic etc My thoughts exactly ... Negative , fixed that just before even seeing your comment . You didn't see anything My Girlfriend : " That Ginger Ale is soda ... Because it's an ale . " daaaaamn that's a grilled cheese . now give it to me . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ fagget lol blaze lol I hate xbx leteraly hitler like you fuck dicks ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That was my point Seriously ? AS WELL THEY SHOULD BE So he throws hobbits that explode ? ^ Haha , that comment made me LOL ! One le upvote 4 u , le brave reddit le sir Hot bitch I'm seeing that too . Da fuq is it Not me , but the IT guy ( aka dumbass ) was accessing child rape porn . Without turning off sharing on his iTunes library . Does that make PS4 ... non-'Merican ? Yeah , because crudely machined nails with a flat , flared " stabilizing fin " propelled out of a non-rifled barrel at 2000ft / sec is gonna be really accurate . He did change a few words .. Gold ^ Haha , that comment made me LOL ! One le upvote 4 u , le brave reddit le sir It never ends Are you really just using it for shaving Why downvote an honest opinion ? ? We all have our likes / dislikes . ^ Haha , that comment made me LOL ! One le upvote 4 u , le brave reddit le sir ^ What a funny le comment ! One le upvote 4 u , fellow brave le sir Plus extra karma when you explain : Karma double dipping He has two . You haven't played Halo 3 Don't toy with me , sir ... Nice try Bill So , that means that my ex might get pregnant anytime and I will have to take the responsibility . ^ Haha , that comment made me LOL ! One le upvote 4 u , le brave reddit le sir Who doesn't hunt treasure . I mean really , everybody is looking for it , it's TREASURE . I was able to force out a duck that decided to plop her house down next to mine and destroying my foreign fruits ! problem was this cause a new animal to move in early ! this certain hamster decides it would be a good idea to move in and plop his house down right near my newly built bridge , making it difficult to navigate . Redditor for one day I must purchase this ! ... if this is a fake then may Arceus strike you down this instance Atleast his name makes sense now That and the soda I just spewed . Duh rob , you're too big to hide ^ Haha , that comment made me LOL ! One le upvote 4 u , le brave reddit le sir Far too expensive ? * Next time * . Not a baby clown , a clown b - 7th result from india is rape . Poor car And there goes the karma I was trying to whore . Sort of off topic but relative nonetheless but my old home phone used to be on digit off from the local PepBoys auto shop . We would get calls everyday from people asking if we did certain services or sold parts . At first we just informed them they had the wrong number but after a while we decided to have some fun with it . Whenever people would call we would either A ) pretend to be a gay phone sex line B ) be a " shopper " looking for PepBoys number or C ) act like OP speaking in the 3rd person .... No , I am not going to spend my next 20 minutes looking for it ....... GOD DAMN IT ! Literally doesn't make sense . Every game would lose money with every copy sold . Game costs aren't high for fun . Look at Tomb Raider . Sold millions of units , each at a profit , and didn't break even . Google ads are based on the user's searches HAHAHA . No fucking way . There was a video , which I can no longer find , of an announcer at the Olympics calling one of the Jamaican runners " African-American " . So you don't want to go to a non-first world country ? Das Wort gibt's ? ? that may have something to do with her recommended items on ARAM which are Lichbane and Deathcap IIRC Hahaha ... wait I finally have my first ultrasound this afternoon and the whole world wants to be there ! ( i . e . SIL and her kids , MIL , FIL , my mom , my best girl friend other friends .... ) I politely said no , and that I only want my husband there . Now most of them , mostly my in laws , think I don't want them around my baby .... Romania # 2 .... I stopped reading after you insinuated PWE was making the game P2W by fixing a bug in their cleric spells . I mean COME ON . They even took the bones Contrasting brands on your feet . How does that even work ? ‎ Are you a troll or just stupid ? / r / tipofmypenis I don't think I know this one Because - in the interest of the music industry - we must ensure that there are fewer capable musicians That might cause some Pavlovian response , he could end up turned on by Optimus Prime . I would think he is more OSX , both seems to be controlled by a self indulgent cult . These novelty accounts gets weirder by the day . Oh , trust me , I know all about weird as shit laws . I live in Nebraska ... where its illegal to hunt whales . Typical reddit . Paragraph's worth of good advice , and someone has to pick on one misspelling . This is not what we meant when we asked Wenger to sign players with more experience ... Why do you never brush your teeth ? Oh Gwinn and Negaunee ...... Definitely go there . Got a thing for bat shit crazy cults ? Lake Superior takes no prisoners . She only eats live food . Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . Two words : Bill Callahan My dad walked in on me laughing at this and since I was too out of breath to explain why it was funny , he left , shaking his head disappointed . Guys , my dad thinks I'm a sociopath Blackberrys don't have them either . Sad that I know that Though Rush * is * about attacking and defending , sometimes * both * teams are playing defense . Kayak Peach … JAY-ZEUS ! What WalMart were you in ? Everybody's learning that since the new 300 movie got announced .. once you're inside your friends Sure , if you want the universe to IMPLODE ! ! Don't even get me started on this " Hang in there " Being a man on here and reading all of this Someone put KarlSchmidt as the worst part of / r / Teenagers As a Asian who has actually eaten this soup before ... oh god ....... more ......... that makes it so worth buying Softtek e Internacional Thank you ! : B Heheh , Bongs are always female Oh . Thanks for telling me . As far as that shit goes : Again , Where did I see something about commenting " h " You have iOS 7 signal indicators with iOS 6 Siri ... Molestation is just so funny isn't it ! That is a very confusing photo ... She looked so good and young but she is dead and a grandma ? Nose and ear hair trimmer . Didn't really find this funny I don't think you find those people on reddit ... they're too ... busy . Even Santos ? How rude of me not to offer . Would you like a cup ? If your coWORKer brought that puppy to WORK , doesn't that mean that you work at a vet ? And doesn't that mean that y'all see cute puppies like this all the time ? ? Do you look at the Tifa's shirt ? I feel cheated at first because of the girl in the front . Some websites are getting more than 14 hours in their battery tests ... Imagine this thing on Mavericks A guy that has been viewing my profile at least once a day for the past month finally sent a message . The first line was " Marry me " . Since owning him in 2008 , I've counted 40 + caught mice [ intact or remains Your username , is screwing with my head Dripping with innuendo I'm not allowed to show my balls either . I blame this sub entirely for my new Oliso iron purchase . It's between 12 and 14 . What else should it be ? The tupperware container is for the R + Js because they had mold spores on them , which I didn't find out until the before I left for the US Abartig . Ich bin selber 14 und mir war gar nicht bewusst , das es sowas hierzulande gibt So when you get 20v1ed and get one lucky kill you think to yourself ' they didn't deserve it ' ? You serious ? ^ Also stuffed with innuendo Dude , she was 16 at the time , * * 16 * * ... What is going on here ? Hunters who have to be told multiple times to turn off Aspect of the Pack . Everyone screws up now and then , but when it takes 5 mins of everyone yelling HUNTER TURN OFF ASPECT to get a response ... As someone with dawnguard , I just make arrows / bolts whenever I need them haha . Though bolts are quite expensive I work at a casino . " I just printed them " " giving out free samples ? " Every day . Every ... Day ... Is that a 9gag watermark ? It's so great that god has taken the time from his normal job of ritualistically slaughtering African babies to help a single guy out out of the 7 billion people on the earth As a former Florida resident and frequent beach goer , FUCK SEAGULLS ! ! ! Did anyone else see a rabbit with birds feet ? ne bih rekao . ako se 2 zgodne cure ljube onda to nikom ne smeta i to nije gej . What ? ABBA is always cool ! You only need to go down to ' 92 for anything 21 + I first read this as woodchuck sliders and I was going to ask what woodchuck tastes like > I feel like I shouldn't have to tell you this . How is this a swan & why does it have three legs , or indeed two legs and and a massive curved / hooked penis What ? Fuck you and your spam . I hope the city black lists you . But those are perishable I have the same bike And now I don't trust anyone saying a single positive thing about xbox one Not sure if Isn't diablo 3 an online game ? And simcity ? the fact they used COD as an example of a ' real ' game I wonder which of you would be the first to decline the highest offer on your home if it was from a foreign buyer . The cats face is hilarious . ( Like this : That only applies to light absorption , not heat dissipation Unicode strings are an abstraction , much like ( long ) integers and floats . If you don't think about the actual bytes that make up the number 10000000000 00000000000 00000000 0 or the number 0.1 , don't think about the actual bytes that make up the string u ' And there's no way to get out of it Don't forget you're not allowed to play games - any games - without being connected to the Internet ... That girl on the crapper is exactly this look : belongs on / r / cringe I thought that Abraham from the Bible and Abraham the president were the same guy . This continued until I was in the third grade . I also thought that Moses from the bible founded Ohio . I was one messed up child . Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? [ craft.jpg ] Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . Eyeball licking A statistician friend of mine calls the lottery " the low-cognition tax . " That's ... Uh ... You should be careful what you say They do that to me too but I'm an a cup ... which they don't really stock . Uh , there aren't any lost episodes of New Who ... Make an appointment That's the town next to me . The guy on the left's hands are the wrong way around no . Her ? [ Are you implying I'm a sub character I have his old english book Because socialism fixes everything and makes the world a better place .... Where's Kermit ? " Kermit lost his voice " Oh , I know those reasons very well , Jon I didn't think this was really a thing , but just the other day I met a guy who thought women urinate out of the vagina . It was a bug in Netscape that the IE JScript team copied . When JS was standardized , they left it in as to not break sites depending on this bug . I've read this somewhere . Nevertheless . Funny , since the best website to watch it on is an American website In my experience , clarinetists are almost always awful , awful people . Especially the ones likely to be gunning for first chair . Aaron Curry was a ' can't miss ' draft pick too That's right , you obviously know everything I'm thinking , because I don't bend your singular will through reddit , and it would be a horrid idea for me to get input from a few sources . It was more of along the lines of : that guy looks like he enjoys Chick Fil A and spotted a nice bike to steal " Peace at any cost " ... yeah , totally . You and me both 25 cents That's my jam bro Why are you guys looking at the license plate ? My mom and I don't get along and I don't see her often . One year I went to pick her up at the airport and she said , " Oh I almost didn't recognize you . You've put on weight . " A prep school in the UK is a private primary school * your * gonewild posts ? Got through the whole wall of text and just thought I'd say bravo ... You gave good advice . Hopefully OP will read it all . I just realized that . I am a perv . Yeah because the game disconnecting isn't Riot's fault . Crossfire 7970 ' s and a stock cooler " How old is she ? " The first second or two was okay but then he ended up licking my chin . Or a 6 foot dick Real life cakeday . Just sitting on the Internet , trying to not think about Father's Day but I can't seem to escape it on the Internet Yay capitalism ! Scary Spice . So what happened to it ? Is this a Google interview question ? 1400 years ago , there no science " Because I like money ... why else ? " I'm always watching Wait a second .. How old are you ? To me , it looks like he is making the I love this , people will hold out for $ 3.60 than make a trade I had the grumblies , that only hands could cure Are you asking if I want a character featured in a video game ( utility function of video games : fun , recreation ) because I like the character ? The answer is yes . Thought you had a ' decent job at JP Morgan as an Business Analyst ' Turkey and Syria's uprising I'm ok with . They went to the street because they * raised their subway tickets by 20cts * ? A USB hub ........... Wow , thank you ! I have no clue how I did that - I even checked the format help first ... QR code to this submission . They figured it out , when they accessed the camera function and watched you ( again ) sleeping . As a Ravens fan , his username is * * NEVER * * awesome That was poor execution Sweet or smokey ... or both ? ( Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . Kool-aid in a stein ? That ending to 3 stages of Hell was cheesy as hell You trying to kill the people here ? The title isn't super rage-inducing . The article made me I assume you mean hate , in which case I concur for * protection * The correct answer is Dogs are like people , some are just assholes . Haha wait - - Did you just say that the jordan 7s are weak ? Billith Mays here for oxyclean Never deliver pizza for Biden . He'll fire the shotgun through the door . Look at his username ... Had an ex with long hair that would leave hair and hairpins everywhere and clog all my drains . I thought I made you laugh 28 ? Um , probably turning the thing on . Fucking / r / spacedicks . Now all I can think about is two people pulling on my uterus like it was one of those two-person party crackers and the fallopian tubes are the handles ... So who was in charge of telling the trout to leave , and did they all go willingly ? Did any choose to " ride out the impending hazard " ? I think that a Me too I don't trust that statement for a second . If I were your friend / brother / cousin / pet monkey I would slap some fucking sense into you I love how , in your opinion , the weirdest part is that your friend said you had an erection I can confirm that Electrostatic on my Hats of Cards is bugged as well . Sometimes it dissappears or it flows randomly . Valve We need unusual effect fix asap Its common bug , nothing new here . I suggest you to get Goggly Eyes ( robotic sight of sore Eyes ) they dont Glitch At All And Look Much cooler GO GET SOME THEN . This question again ‎ Isn't rayquaza black instead of green when a shiny ? ? And also where's absol ... Things that never happened ....... this This is pointless . Trade on My friend was on the phone with his dad and said that . I was like I can't decide if it's nice or horrible ITT : Lots of downvotes ... When I read it , I thought it was referencing an action figure of sorts . Never did " sex doll " cross my mind . Sorry I forgot that I'm a first world problem with my bank money job Darkwing * fuck * ? Oh god You don't find the privacy policy to be that convincing but it was convincing enough to have convinced you that it doesn't allow for much privacy invasion ? I am , too . People always ask what color everything around me is . Even when something is black or white . This is not kerning , this is hastily typed and not proofread for all those damn extra spaces . The rest is from justification Your mom must have been in for a lot of pain Not the bee's .... Anybody else worried about what would happen when that hits 0 ? I do that ..... I do that a lot . What makes you think en masse demonstrations and destruction of property isn't a national guard issue ? Do you know how many times the army have been on the streets for civil disobedience in the states ? More like filled with the power of the whole undead dragon company down in lost izalith , on steroids . Made out of chaos energy . Infused with dark magic . Comming from the father of the abyss itself Alright , let me just go first time Nami mid in my next ranked game ... trust me , you dont want to see that OMG ... I had a mini heart attack reading that title . The NSA reading this . Who da fuq is Joey Fucking stupid idea . What happens when beer glass sweats all over your phone and shorts it out ? Ok , it's official , I think I'm gay now . I'm playing Xcom and now everytime I use ' run and gun ' all I can hear is " I'm going in for the clit " You are none of the above and you gained 2kg of lean mass in 6 weeks ? How about " dead's sex " Exactly like Chaos Inoculation right now . Non je connais pas ... I read somewhere that a university in Israel has the right to Einsteins image . They should sue for this monstrosity dude gtfo of trees you obviously dont care for your health and pretty fuckin cheap if you cant afford a glass pipe why are we always hearing about thing like this as they're half way done or are just wrapping up ? wish i knew about it sooner I know , I cracked up right there and I'm still laughing . ( Just because I seriously don't want to believe that yes , this person exists , and yes , she reproduced .... It might be because I'm eating , but " kinda " is an understatement My face when I'll be watching - When you say that a dog showed up in * your * next cycle ... I did not have pleasant mental images Yeah , in a long hard tube White is a color , not a nationality . Still looks better than what's on Trumps head . So because you bought RP Riots system is flawed Sounds like you should mind your own business ... My husband is dying to try ... help me help him dive further into this madness . Someone sent you a random device wrapped in electrical tape and you plugged it into your computer ? Not even just USB , but your PCI bus ? Dude ... To the father : i hope u enjoy walking across the beach during sunset Usually when posts about weird Russia pop up , I think to myself , " I could see that in certain parts of the US . Not so weird if you look in the right places . " But some of these pictures really made me I know this enraging encounter far too often . only teens ... So , ..... So the customer * * DOESN'T * * want more alcohol for free ? ? ? ? ? I mean , what is it that you're offering then .. ? Hood louvers . Uhh , if your office had internet then you could just upload it right from the office now couldn't you ? Is there really no volume control on that page ? her face .. Looks like she's gonna rape someone .. Also .... You're not / u / bravo_delta Homebrew exists , sir . Half of these choices are horrid , it's like you want a cast of super models . Game of thrones is good because half the people in it are dirty , old and bitter . There are certainly some lookers , but ya might as well just have every guy played by Robert Downy jr , and every girl played by Megan Fox . While your at it , just rewrite the story to have them doing nothing but have pillow fights and life weights all day . Not only has this been posted a ridiculous amount , it was reposted yesterday for someones cakeday , then you stroll in here on your high horse and try to claim all the karma . I see right through you .. but then people wouldnt be able to make this face It makes it more awkward since my best friend's name is Linden ... Wear a bear suit . That's management secret code for " this guy has balls " . You don't even know if I have a birthday Trust me when I say , all you need to do is enter a shelter , and you would never want to buy a dog from anywhere else again . They need homes solo bad . I hate sitting on the right side of someone when I'm eating . They really make those ? Hands like a fucking clock on that pass Fuck . You should have named him Thumbs Look absolutely nothing alike Except the patch was broken itself . Yes here is a suggestion . Why don't you go to the Camp Nou and get on your knees and ask King Messi to forgive you for being a Madrid fan . Kiss his feet and beg . I've seen Peruvian asparagus for sale in Costco in the uk .. during the English asparagus season She needs to sit in jail . I prefer the exact time that young man spent in prison . Even did it with Paul McCartney . Yeah . I recently became self conscious of my surgery scars and chest concave this weekend shirtless at a huge event sealed it that I no longer like my body particularly I meant to send a long message about why I love her so much to my girlfriend ..... It went to my boss who is female so that made it a bit more awkward Spying on U . S citizens I'm a About as lost as a tourist attraction can be TIL ; that queefer is an actual thing . I call my friend that all the time . I thought I made it up . Tried to call him a queer and fag at the same time and I said queefer . True story . " I like to believe in the big bang theory " ... you ... came here for this . A lot of these were pretty humorous knock offs that even as a kid I would have given mom the What happens when a colostomy bag is struck by lightning What positive history of the Nazi swastika ? I mean , this fandom is literally 2 or 3 years old , and the brony part of me is the equivalent of an 80 year old Except , now your keeper is going to be named to the All-Star team ... But Ramsay is the guy who actually killed these kids . It was even Ramsays idea ... so yeah , give Theon back to Ramsay because Ramsay killed two kids . His name isn't " Dr . Who " Think of it this way , after a new game comes out the old game is useless so why buy any games at all ? It's really obnoxious . Today while listening to the radio I heard Ryan Seacrest say " and now for the biggest news story in the world right now ! Kim and kayne have had their baby ! " . That makes me wonder why * you * weren't valedictorian . There is no competition if every hospital charges the same ridiculous price , and you need the medical attention to survive That .... chalkboard ... I hope OP is an Asian person with a good sense of humor , or else .. Sorry to lower the tone , but the thumbnail ... said ... " AGINA " and I wondered why it wasn't flagged NSFW . Then I realised it is the middle of the word ' imagination ' why would you need to retexture cake to a tv You are insanely generous man ... It's not " somewhat creepy " , it's completely and 100 % creepy . Unless you are also a young teenage boy ( IMO between 13-15 ) you shouldn't be making sexual comments about a 14 - year-old girl or rating her attractiveness What is the black shit on the end of your toothpaste ? ... Girl in my grade is pregnant . For the third time Yeah that's the spider kind . You can tell because they have two body sections . I'm usually not one to go against the Geneva convention , but I think this constitutes the most awful warfare you can muster . Think about their children . Their hundreds of children , taking over your house . Get out I saw the header for your celebrity legacy idea , and I thought you had misspelled " celibacy " . You linked to the wrong user Depends on the circumstances . And what you mean by responsible . Look at how high they rate starbucks With paint That Bataleon hoodie he has on causes so many people to stare at me . I got it as a Christmas present from my girlfriend and so several people have asked me what " bat on " means and what the symbols are ... Yet another classy response by the WBC . Very true ? ಠಠ Only 15 Pinterest Pins .... Almost sounds like you're talking about me and my wife . My parents kept asking when we're going to have kids and make them grandparents . My wife had some medical issues that made it impossible . We told them , but they didn't listen . After years of getting shit sorted out we got pregnant . Told my folks and both of them said " Oh ! I don't know if I'm ready to be a grandparent . " Great observation .... So you want him to wait until you're done to ask if you're done ? If I ran the camp , I would have him walking around after the kids go to sleep . He could go from window to window and write the name of what ever kid was leaving the next day . Make it a prerequisite that parents never tell their children how long they are there for . And make sure the children leave without saying good bye , that way it's assumed they have been taken . We would need to find a short Michael Cera or a tall Peter Dinklage . Oh there was a reason , the " family " market Holy shit What do you know about the world , Amish ? Hopefully I don't " offend " you when I say WE CAN'T AFFORD IT sort of OT , but when you image search " half-life 2 fov " on bing , you get in-game pics of nude Alyx skin mods . He has a way with words ... So several of those guys looks like my sisters ex-boyfriends I went to Ucla and Franco always used to scam on our Sorority girls ! Nabbed one or two too Yeah if this was my daughter ... Last year , the surprise was the sand storm and shut the whole shit down ! Like the Xbone is $ 100 less than PS4 with a $ 100 Kinect packed in ? This game was Plat I How do you think he posted these . Getting a boner from shampoo science is a bit out there ....... Actually , yeah , I haven't said anything about customizable buildings . Could it be that you haven't been in Anor Lond yet ? The archers ... those damn archers Who would do such a thing Democratic People's Republic of Korea is ... you guessed it ... North Korea I recommend they offer them up to the volcano before it gets more out of control . Tell it to the judge , Sasquatch . ^ Haha , that comment made me LOL ! One le upvote 4 u , le brave reddit le sir ^ Haha , that comment made me LOL ! One le upvote 4 u , le brave reddit le sir Dude I used to live in Derleth before moving to Roanoke , I swear I remember visiting friends in ransom . Yea fuck that . And you too Don't forget the 3rd option . You know what I'm talking about You took a screenshot of an image instead of linking the image directly Anything by Carrie underwood Allows officers to take their weapons into places others can't . No amount of Are you rich or something ? Ugh I walked through a spider web the other day and ended up with a huge daddy long legs on my shoulder . It bit me . Didn't feel it or anything but I think it might actually scar Do you think this is a mtherfcking game ? ^ Haha , that comment made me LOL ! One le upvote 4 u , le brave reddit le sir I think that's exactly why meandmyelectrons posted this clear and concise blow by blow so a noob on the verge of a purchase can see what to look out for to make the transition and save money . Imma need some sauce on this one Misread as " Triangle of Crust " ^ Haha , that comment made me LOL ! One le upvote 4 u , le brave reddit le sir ^ Haha , that comment made me LOL ! One le upvote 4 u , le brave reddit le sir ... care to explain ? Dyslexia is a bitch . I read the URL as " wafflehouse.com/whocares " We had to see his 12 life potions / somehow / Somebody said in another comment that they can live in water . Imagine his horror when he wakes up and sees you ... Of course they did . That accessory sesamoid isnt their problem If your friend was at a [ 10 ] it probably took him 1/2 an hour to draw that , if he was even lucid enough to move his body . Stop exaggerating highs , it makes you look desperate for karma So 6 months after their initial pre-orders came in , they decided to just start shipping out devices in whatever order they wanted ? I guess it's all good then , the earliest customers who paid the most money should just keep quiet about getting the royal treatment . Sure it wasn't . Mind if I smell your hair ? Agreed ! The whole AMA should be about how we need a DT movie , now . Give it to me [ ASOS / AFFC ] ( # b " And then a quarter of a book later we get Zombie Cat . THANK YOU . Incest and borderline pedophilia . WTF is going on around this place ? ? ? You're really not doing much to contradict negative stereotypes about gay men . Only in Texas man Shouldn't be a problem because I main teemo Literally bought this ~ 5 days ago for 240 $ We talked , They listened ! I didn't even know that this was a thing . I and a coworker went to management to tell them about a guy that had sexually harassed both of us several times over a few months . The management said not to say anything and they didn't want to hear it or they'd be forced to fire the guy . You've got to be kidding me , right ... ? Oh god . The scene with the bathtub and her mother . Nearly a third goal there for the Japanese . Italian defence are just playing like * Pescara * . I see you too much . Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat NOT FLAT How is this not " easy " ? More evidence to the arbitrary nature of the points system in this game ... Hmmm .. So the jinx is on ? Look at the post header , there is a Blackhawks logo flair for the bruins ! \ m / Because you make a $ 16 minimum wage in Australia I don't even know where to start ! ! ! Yes , I know all about Riyadh . I just can't make a joke around here anymore ... I see all of these " every boss ever " comments . The real scum are the teachers who rant about a totally offset subject . I went from laughing my ass of to At least the father is there to rub her belly . What about Halloween Usernames don't mean much on the Internet . Unless / u / I_RAPE_CATS actually rapes cats You use this argument a lot don't you .... ? Like word for word ..... It's not broken ... But the tip didn't stick all the way . That was also unintentional ... I swear ... actually , I believe her thieving skills are * up her snatch * . Why would you do this ? Do you gain anything at all from it ? Lets replace " smells like R.Kelly ' s sheets " with " smells like my baseball cleats " ...... I answered ' no ' . I don't want him to continue ! HE HAVE TO STOP NOW ! You went with Jack and Karen before Corey and Shawn ? Haha running makes you fat ... Ive's would not approve * * Well , we're waiting ! I don't see it A * lot * , Dr . Hannibal . No matter how long I will be using the internet , I will never get sick of the Ahhh I definitely shouldn't have clicked that ... I'm heading to bed soon I think I've lived in tornado alley for too long - my dog hides next to / behind the toilet bowl during storms now ... Yes ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ So literally a book on how to demean and sexually assault women . Good thing everyone's taking it so lightly . I use screen flow , but that costs money . I thi k you can get a cracked version if u are feeling illegal . What ... the ... fuck ... Just because it moves , does not really mean it moves ? Outside ? This made me create an extremely tight seal between my lips . Puppy ears ? Yeah . It's just the Earth , y'know . Pft , who cares . " I didn't have to look , but I didn't have to look directly . " - my boyfriend TIL that shitting a pine cone with a meth addiction makes a " PLIPAFF " sound ... I wish Aaron Hernandez was more of a role model and learned to use his goddamn turn signals .. Why did i click that Everything was going very well , even captured Mew , and then ... lover , Lance Well it depends what u value things off . I'm using troll and toad to base my judgments , and there the thunderking in my possession is valued at 12 , thus I believe it to also be valued at that . Yeah , calling human beings " vermin " is not racist whatsoever . Probably the best scotch in Ireland You ... came ? I'm glad Reddit is tolerant and even encouraging alternative lifestyles but being turned on by the idea of someone else plowing my GF is pretty fucking bizarre Depends . If they're conventionally-grown , they've been sprayed down with pesticides and food-grade wax ( ' cause ' MURICAN cukes gotsta SHINE ! Once my husband turned to me while he was asleep and said , " I love you even though you smell like vomit . " That's exactly what happened . I not only sound a billion times more girly than I expect , I also sound like a small child . Whenever strangers call me they ask me if I can give the phone to my " mommy . " Oh god , I didn't mention the expansion packs , did I ? I have almost all of them . I feel like that with / r / beatingwomen Does anyone know a good resource for catching people up on the story ? They kept releasing sequels n'shit on handheld or other platforms . Why do I keep clicking these things ? This is now in my YouTube history Also , if you're walking in between two people having a conversation with no other way to pass it is basic common courtesy to say excuse me . It's called being polite . Everything I just read receives a serious Some random older guy at my school told my friend he liked her feet and asked to take a picture ... People actually do that ? That would make me over 500 pounds . Weird indeed . My 5 year old sister has a reputation for sleep walking and talking . Once she slept walk into the living room at 3 in the morning while I was watching tv . She asked for the keys to our mothers car Both ? " She loves peekaboo " . Alright then Why do I get downvoted when I post the same thing ? Excuse me , but how ? I eat it like three times a week . Aaaaand now it's in MY history , thank you kindly an * Hack a computer , 2 years , collapse the banking industry and destroy countless lives through mortgage fraud , nothing . " I'd find you " ... Is the guy on the left squeezing a water bottle ? Took me a while to see what was wrong with it . That's just bad taste . I once was at a track day and a young lady ( who was of average height ) was telling us all the squidly mods her boyfriend put on her SV650 . One of the things was lowering it two inches . Bikes don't really get that much lower of a seat height than an SV650 . Yeah , that's my point . They wanted $ 50 for the digital version . Its a unix system . You don't need much more . I've reimaged labs full of computers , and I honestly prefer the mac , as i can do a netboot or something similar . Windows I had to use alteris ( That's only if you're an actor ........ I mean That's why I'm a sixty four year old senior citizen from mexico named El-Duardo with a vangina How ' bout no ... But that means you ....... $ 500 isn't cheap Or an insatiable thirst for men Damn , I was waiting to see it in action . In this screenshot , my computer is running ultra settings with a Radeon HD7950 Black Edition Double D ... It's awesome . But will probably end up on lower settings for BF4 " Can I take a train from Hong Kong to Singapore ? " He's the one being spanked ....... You mastrubate at the age of 6 ? TIL .... When I was in 7th grade two of my " best friends " tried convincing me to give a guy I had met once ( that they both had already slept with ) a blow job because he was popular and said I was cute The anal prolapses . But when that Skrillex song started playing ..... For more than just yourself I hope So he grew up to learn photoshop ? This is against the brony code ! Oh ... HAHAHAHAHAH - Welcome to the simulation-cum-survey ! That's all it takes if you're focused enough . Chloe . For some reason it's always irked me . I don't like the way it's spelled or pronounced . No sir , not one bit Either a zombie defense game similar to evil genius , or something like WOW , but with spaceships , built on a similar concept to ev nova , and the engine from Star Trek armada . Welcome to reddit where free speech is very important ... as long as we agree with your message ... Over population is awesome , humans are nothing like cockroaches at all . You should send one to me , my computer is getting too old . I stopped eating shitty and overly processed food and cut 70 % of my starchy foods like potatoes , rice and pasta . My weight dropped , my kidney stone problem disappeared and my skin started to look way better . I can't say I was ever fat , but I have one of those naturally thin bodies , and when those types consume too much , they don't evenly distribute the weight , and you risk look like Golem from lord of the rings . Sometimes Ohio has cheap buds , but nothing compares to these deals ! I'm from KY . There's no one good enough for it to matter ... Good job using a quote from a book on Christianity to show a bunch of strangers your tits ... Islam is so peaceful . I would say the worse situation is when they don't . There's this Turkish name ... Enis .. How the fuck do you post so much porn in such a short span ? thats not funny " It's incredible , go check it out " - Good that they broadcast this in the media ! For being the butt hole of Finland You Skipped leg day . You're thinking jars ... and i know why you're thinking that . No . That's what you do in your free time ? The planned city . Of which we take out all of our homeless to the city next door . But you'll wash the dishes you eat out of with soap and the cookware you use to prepare meals out of with soap ? That logic doesn't make sense Oh , you don't wanna ask what seddit and MRA have to say about it ? Girl just repeatedly kicking / kneeing a small naked Asian man in the balls . Weirdest thing was that the thumbnail was of two blond attractive girls .. Well at least you're not a Sox fan This kind of discrimination is unacceptable . He could have been your dream sloth . It's not that bad but urethral sounding is surprisingly common and seems super gross to me . Every time I see em I yell out that we should moshercise . I've gotten the If you can't find someone , instead of starting a new message .. just use the search for their name right there at the top of the messages page ... You can thank all the asshole overpowered magic spammers for that . I love hosting for a fair fight , I don't even mind losing . But these days Why would you want someone to kill themselves over that ? OP is 16 .... my thought exactly .... Whereas if had shot dead an Arab who was committing no crime , apparently that would be ok . I think when it actually becomes too old , you will stop replying alltogether , especially She looks so attractive with her tongue all rigid and thick like that I live near there . I never realized how bad it has gotten . I don't think you know what " tl ;d r " means ... Happened to me in the middle of the city Those links seem purple to me ... Because your name is already a perfect description of why I should remember you - I have simply tagged you as - Steam boy on the list but no Akira ? I don't have an ultimate raiza Mexico does not approve . Are you seriously comparing YouTube music videos to Spotify's ability to stream entire albums and create playlists ? Why do you hate yourself ? Well ..... I , err .... umm .... hmm This one time I watched a video where it seemed like this girl was on a quest for the biggest dildo she could get . They ended up crafting it themselves in the video Mythbusters style where they poured some liquid in a mold and let it set . Then ... out came a fucking HUGE blue dildo , probably fire hydrant thick if I remember correctly . And yes , she fit it in her vagina . She asks , " are you a big fruit who hates vaginas but loves sucking your mommies tits ? " and you quickly blurt out , " YES ! " stupid post office Night Infiltration Course ... at night Thanks Buzz Killington … By deleting all your stuff , I think you mean your cracked apps . Pirating is discouraged here . Not sure you should be whining about losing the things you stole . Great for FaceTime now that AT & T unlocked it ... Those are not pickles my friend ... how harmless . I listened to Manowar . Homoerotic Pathos Metal . Go on , youtube it . Never realized that until now If you want to make covers like this you can use the www.thecoverproject.net it has covers for all gens of games some are sized for ds box but you could always measure to the ds box and edit the size they don't look as perfect as this guys but the site won't bitch you out Is all this gold from one person ? ? We're supposed to looove the preciousss babby ! " Oh teehee ! Lookit all that lipstick smashed in their teeth ! Oh yay ! 3 Naked palettes thrown on the floor ? Adorable ! Aw , watch as they run rampant knocking full displays off the shelves ! " I usually try to just hide me being disgruntled by horrible children because I'll be told I'm a bad person , but when I have to clean up after that little shit , I give the kind of death glare meant to destroy souls . There's one right by my house . We made that mistake before . You don't have to tell * * everyone * * that you upvoted them - adds no value to the conversation , and just wastes everyone's time . Sprays Raid on you two The hunting knife arouses me ... So many people don't recognize sarcasm . I'm too drunk to walk there , I better drive Username : Right ? Before I even realized it was bodies I was like " only one ' t ' ? Everyone runs faster with a knife ! PFFFFFF Except when u r sleeping on newspapers I get it , you have a small penis . This is a matter of two parties fighting for control over a nation neither should be controlling . The Beatles ? I'm not excusing the actions , but are we going to pretend that Islam does not have a reputation for destroying every nation it's welcomed in ? Hey , maybe we could start realizing that not every square inch of planet earth is designed for us to live on ? I think he gathered that . Yes , mee too Startup costs . I hope is becomes a fashion trend . The money shot . Pay for porn ? Let me summarize the response from Obama : " I used to work near two different soup & salad buffet places . One was always filthy and cost $ 8 per person for lunch . The other was always clean and had more variety and cost $ 11 . Guess which one my coworkers always wanted to go to ? That's right , the cheap one with the wet carpet . My lover is Brock I had a not so similar but still very funny moment like that . We were the student film crew for college graduation with the help of 1 professor . We are all waiting for the teachers to walk in the auditorium before the class . All of us are focused on getting that walk in shot . My professor ask what the hell is taking so long , to which I replied " Union mandated break " , laughter all over the walkies except from my professor . The local union boss . I just stared at my door BS Smith to Varial Heelflip out Kid's holding his bum .. Daaaayum , that's like twice as much as I paid for the actual watch . As long as we don't end up on Liveleak this looks like astroturfing Mr Ive Posted Once Ever Not with that attitude porn that does this ... .... you're complementing a young child's calves . This truly frustrates me . Animal crossing can never be sold .. Only bought Oh no , you can have Christianity to . Fuck that ideology as well . The difference being that in most nations , Christian Leaders have been neutered by their own kind . When Muslims start telling their own religious leaders to fuck off , then we can come back to that conversations . Ya , hoarding weapons , specifically designed to kill other people , and showing them off , sounds really healthy . Rear ended at 60 + miles per hour And he won't answer you Well , I left out that I usually use the extra few seconds to reapply Thunder . You caught me " We do not respond to petitions requesting a response to a petition requesting a pardon . " My wife was told her miscarriage was caused by " sin in the world " . So she suffered a miscarriage because you masturbate ... I hope you are happy You own your grandmother ? I was mostly joking but no , it was clearly not at any point a 1v4 . Voluc was there from the start . You don't call it a 1v4 because he died She looks like she's about 12 Didn't you just wish right there ... As somebody who worked for Disney for 4 years , people never really realize how big that drop is until they are on the ride itself . It looks like nothing from third party perspective . It would be nice to tell republicans they finally have a legitimate complaint about Obama , but most of these programs were set up and are supported by the right wing in the first place . If your too stupid to understand the concept of analogies , then we can use a more " simple " term . Does manufactured work better for you ? Or is that too many syllables ? I guess what's important is that you distract from my actually statement with semantics , rather than admit you're wrong . > And that's not seems like weed You sir , are a UFO shaped dick . Is this a parody ? This isn't real , is it ? If you don't know what you're talking about then don't make a post about it . The white is nice the black outfits is naughty ... I like nicely naughty .. ! .. Nice tits . You're a Chinese Major and you can't read this guys shorts ? the second time i see this pic today but the first time i noticed the poop She's only 14 I figure its not a reflection of being Chinese , I honestly think that if you come from an area of which the people are in a desperate situation , where its dog eat dog , they tend to bring that pushiness when they migrate , unaware that its not necessary any more . Why do do I get the feeling this is a domesticated wolf that just likes to chase cars . It's funny how its ok to put down cigarette smokers for being in your personal space , but when people smoke weed , and obnoxiously make the area smell like a dead animal , it's all of sudden cool and not rude at all . How the .. wat ? .. Hopefully she was " hacked " ... You just used " plaid " and " tasteful " in the same sentence . You are fired . A real shame that insurance companies don't consult WolfeBane 84 for their statistics . I'm sure he has a higher statistical sample than the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration I see you everywhere A picture of the Ridiculously Photogenic Guy . How do you even ..... I don't even ..... hmmm THANKS FOR THE SELF ESTEEM BOOST / u / FlirtBot . ... and it's empty . One time I was volunteering for a school project , so I volunteered at a hospital for the elderly and brought animals around to the patients , and one time I brought a rabbit to this one guy and he looks at me and says " What kind of bird is he ? " ... Wait ... Is that blood ? I've learned a lot about graphene . I'm sure you could get some good bud from the evidence room As a designer , this ad is horrendous . Nevermind the obvious problems , it's the bad colors and fonts that are killing me At first I thought he had socks made out of a thread , as in a Reddit thread , I don't know whether you are disappointed or relieved ... It seems this debate has boiled down to " No , it wasn't me , it was you ! " finger pointing . Alright just play it off then detective , act sympathetic [ Alright which one of you fucks downvoted this Axton - Bow down to me I have the middle pair and don't listen to techno . Please advise : should I throw them as hard as I can in the garbage ? Yes .... NO ! ! Dem crystals Want to downvote you twice Right , you work a shit job because your parents were poor . This has never been more appropriate ... I'm completely with you there . My girlfriend thinks it's silly salivating over a virtual car . I told her if she wants I can blow all the money ill ever make and buy just 1 of these absurdly expensive cars instead . You're a boyfriend of 12-13 year old girls ? Dat username . I am a leaf on the wind . Nice Rp you got there Every god has that little nitch thing that irritates me to no end . Vulcan and his unpushableness , Isis and her amazing stun ball . But the one that really gets to me is a two person team of Aphrodite and Hercules . This lane will never die ... ever . 3v1 against herc and he was down to half health by the time he killed all of us ... in our tower ... And the flipside that they could give people solace and peace and therapeutic benefit to play Jesus advocate or something Let's hope OP scores well ! “ playing with his goats ” I think I still have full rune armor in my old account from a decade ago You're reading case law to prepare for the bar ? I'm really annoyed that they actually put a button on the controller for this feature . In Jurassic Park there's a scene where Ellie is trying to figure out why a Triceratops is sick , and while pointing at a plant says , " * * Is that Indian Lilac ? * * " I constantly spring this on my brother at random moments while pointing at random crap . He just gives me this look ... Nice try Mr Samsung Thanks for getting my hopes high for 15 seconds Wow ... So you pay more for old technology Madara hasn't been revived in the anime ? ? ? Yup , carbon dioxide is a lot safer . Sees this on the computer at his gym ... can't wait to get home and see what eet eez feel free to send it my way You're only supposed to spend ~ 5 minutes looking Yeah , came here to say this too . * * This is well known , and was spammed onto the front page when they were introduced in the snapshots . When was the last time you checked Apple hardware prices ? Oh what ? The guy who makes all the decisions that keeps all those people employed makes a good salary ? What are they thinking ? slow fap ... I had a long conversation about this on facebook . I don't want to be that guy who goes , " You get what you pay for . " But in my personal circle , everyone that was tearing into the system didn't seem to understand exactly * what * they were paying for . I seriously think some of my friends just heard the words , " New Console " and nothing else . Hell , one of my friends was shocked to realize it didn't utilize a disk drive I fixed it but it wasn't bricked at all ! ! ! ! The video cable was the problem I bumped into it and saw the screen menu ! ! ! ! MFW = You sir , make a very valid point , I need to figure out a place where I don't end up accidentally leaving with a guy that " feels bad for me " ... Holy shit that ending was intense man Downvote me too ! Are we pretending that what Justin Beiber produced is even slightly unique ? Can we stop pretending that everything done by government is just Obama . Don't get me wrong , Obama is not living up to my expectations on human rights , simply through inaction . But it's not as simple as one man . As much as Obama should assume some of the blame , if anything for his complacency , people need to stop pretending that this problem is just him . This level of corruption predates him , an involves a very long list of government leaders . What is that long red string ... you were looking for the clip where you can see Bart's " doodle " from the movie , weren't you I was absolutely reminded of that hole at stafford . What a brutally gorgeous course . Drove up from San Diego on a DG vacation and this was the first course we played . It was a fucking awesome start to our vacation because right as we were leaving the park to hit tee one , Avery Jenkins pulled up . ( Why does this remind me of pizza I think OP meant he would take penicillin because they will need it after drinking this coffee , not that there is penicillin in it ! Yeah that's what I said . Oh , you mean like the one called " Z " ? Are you serious ? ? ? Why did I click that Maybe OP is a closet serial killer On my iPad it shows me a wolfram page ... unless you're a fatty . Then you can fuck off with your hamtits , amirite ? Why did you click that ? Seems kind of racist against turtles . Just for the hell of it , I went through my contacts and the 12th girl is my one aunt . I don't have have children , but my favorite would be who ever I could best market into the film industry . A personal attack on the facts ? cunt slapping ? That would be my best friend's mom ........ I read that in his voice . The piercing is below the popped belly button ? My stepmother My girlfriends mother Thanks alot , I didn't need another fetish I was thinking Tracy McGrady for some reason how dare you compare her beautiful two ahoge to cockroach antennae " Time ( Billions of Year ) " These are the feminists who SHOUD be angry and loud , wielding a knife for their husbands nads . Haha , having been reading the series before playing Skyrim , my thought was always ' fucking Patchface ... Yo tengo fuego en mi ropa interior . Regarding the edit I know that feeling fairly well , one of my most upvoted posts was just this " Won't this be subject to abuse THIS . JOKE . I shouldnt have listened to a sad song while reading this thread . ^ ^ ^ ha ^ ^ ^ ha ^ ^ ^ ha I haven't even looked up anything dirty on this computer ... wtf google ? My boyfriends good friend and his girlfriend like to have sex , however they can't do it at either of their houses . So they do it at the park , but it gets worse . Much worse . In the * public bathrooms * at the park . > have do you have Thanks ! Shame my comment is buried under hundreds of mad comments accusing the US media of being as biased as RT in any discussion of philosophy , quantum physics , timetravel and those sort of complex and hard-to-grasp subjects , any mention of Solipsism just ruins it . In that particular context it's just an irrefutable barrier that makes all previous discussion feel empty . Thanks mate Well , did you ? " I'm keeping my raincoat out in front of me , in case it decides that I'm a threat . " 14 and a half > Who says I'm a good guy ? What did your grandma have to do to get this ... ? Go study ! But you tagged the thread with [ all spoilers ] so shouldn't non-readers avoid the entire thread anyway Its stuff like this ... This is the first time a picture has actually made me do this face As a Pole : I know I'm super excited about this category so I better turn it out , if I go I can at least go out in a theatrical explosion . I still have 14 songs on my possible list * after * making cuts this doesn't make sense .. Don't sympathize they are trying to change aww what a sincere question , let us upvote the fellow . My first thought when Reading this post . Ugh .. I just lost 1 billion in blink This thread keeps crashing my alien blue app I think you have a problem now comes the awkward PM ......... Not sure why this link was purple ... * Unfortunately * ? I'd be counting my blessings OP . I know I wouldn't be feeling too good if I found out that , as a child , I was exposed to someone who would * * put his wife's head in a TV set * * Its Germany or Florida . your move ...... And an extra downvote for the sir . Or the third option - this dog is neither making puppies nor frustrated and this actually what OP's wife misses in which case What's important is that you suicide bomb her office in name of your views . Are you seriously reposting a link to the actual original post ? At least try to * pretend * you're not reposting . Interesting or productive ? I could name some interesting ways to meet them , but they would probably question your sanity afterwards . That stupid people really do have more children . That otters will rape baby seals to death . Thanks , reddit . If they are smart , they will keep protesting until politician start offering up the heads of their own party on corruption charges . I thought you were a guy and I was like " What are you going to do with a vibrating pen ? Cheap is a relative term . Edit : Are there brands cheaper than Covergirl in Canada that have comparable quality ? I know Wet & amp ; Wild is better than years ago , but i mean lower price with the same range and quality . I think drugstore stuff is overpriced ( I'm looking at you , Revlon The one where I woke up . It's a picture of two strippers holding hands Your saying MIG has more splatter than stick ? " Careless driver " ? miranda has gotten to places since drake & josh Why did I click that link and look at all of the pictures there ? The kind that causes infections ... OP's account age : 10 days ... I've never seen so many dropped sticks All they had todo was order it from amazon Yes ! OP's photo is adorable . But ( ! ! ) my step-grandma's beloved chihuahua was taken from her backyard by a hawk right in front of her . Tagged as badass biologist . still relevant ... Well that's ever pair of shoes in the store , unless of course , you would like to try on the cruel shoes ....... I was afraid this was a video link Hipster GoT fan . " I read it before it was mainstream . " I bet you aren't downloading the dungeon for a build submission , do you ? Having just woken up , I read that as gay parade . You noticed the name ... but not the date ? ! Which is from the 10th of June ...... in the 19somethings . Obviously fake or the machines calendar is off . Wouldn't be the 1st , 2nd , or 3rd time I ended up being the one holding the bag in a tag team match . Here's hoping you don't get your shit pushed in too far by the Arsenal . You think this is some kind of fucking joke Who the fuck down voted math ? The skull cloud in the window is freaking me out . The hell was it ? I see . I haven't played in months and that fucker's voice is still in my head I hate smelling smoke on coworkers Garlic .... I hate garlic .. i hope you only masturbated Hey , now ! That's rude . grandma , no As long as he realized he was smoking like a total fuck then it's all good . A couple of my friends are still having trouble learning this as well though . Sometimes I can't help but make this face at them ... Her body isn't proportinial with itself Not anymore ! I wish we had ugly pageants with huge prizes , just to see what comes from them . There is no TL ;D R . You masturbate with a razor ? ? NOT ANYMORE . I just got married . I'm wearing a ring for the first time . So ... thank you for that . Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Man .. that " don't do it " shit is so annoying i have a red mitsubishi lancer . There is no TL ;D R . Redditor takes massive dump at work while redditing . Stop the presses . He had to move and a little turd went inside him ! It just always bleeds " op is literally hitler " Of course , no combat on the horses until the Minecraft Skyrim release . In what context ? Fair enough . Also , he's not trying . Its a copypasta . Its actually the second time I've gotten this message from him . So ... I'll be sure to take the tic-tacs out of my car before crossing the border then . Like this ? I just had a heart to heart conversation with Amelia not to get any funny ideas . Hopefully she listened It's humorous when shows and movies have blatant product placement . It was Omar's reoccurring Ram in a few episodes that initially stood out , plus Branch's Charger . And now Vic is also driving a Ram 1500 . Not complaining , just paying attention to details . It's a joke . Every God damn thread ! there's just way too much I'm amazed at how many AS ( s ? ) have over 20 % of their sites infected with malware , false positives aside , some people need to get their shit together . Well apart from the fact it's a show . Exactly . This is exactly what I was trying to say , and yet I got downvoted for it . Could someone tell me who this guy is ? I just went into his history and it's just normal average everyday threads , and in the comments someone always asks him if its him or whatever and he always replies with I used to have a Lambie from Bath & Body Works that Bubba would suckle on and sex up . I would always know because it would be at the top of the stairs and with 2 weird wet spots . Death metal Where ? And by influence , they mean extort . Oh dear god , I thought it was a microphone at first ... didn't see that it was dangling . I've given him a few off-hand warnings . Four days in , she started sharing engagement ring pictures off a local jewelers FB page . I showed him and was like : And why are you at such a place , miss " sperm dumpster " ? What part of the word No wasn't clear to you ? The N or the O or the meaning when combined into NO ? Creep ... and they already delayed it one month from may .... so they better get their shit together or they just say soon ™ next time ... ah wait ... they do this everytime anyway " I'm all for freedom of the press , but if someone keeps following me to ask annoying questions he should be beaten to a pulp " . Okay ... Pat Yankit is hack at best . As is most of ESPN . Colston is a top tier player , let alone WR . It's a utter crime he has never seen a probowl . Wild eyed Marrotta strikes again Holy shit , for a minute I thought that was my puggle . I was wondering how she would end up on someone else's mattress without me knowing . On the Internet ? A joke ? I don't see a question .... What are you trying to pull here ? So ... Not the rapist-murderer-child-molester ? At all ? I get wet when you're climbing . It's fun seeing CoD noobs playing CS and trying to run-and-spray . Says BUTTHOLE_DRIPPINGS , is the dog eating yours ? How can I upvote a joke if I don't understand it ? Dang , I wish I was more intellectual ! Qtpie eats fresh lamb instead of dinner that everyone else eats Top 5 draft for Perkins , his contract and his offense .... I think it's referring to the book ... What do air conditioning and time travel have to do with each other ? What do mean those people Clear the way , nature wants some its land back . I misread flash drives as fleshlights This was Ron's wand after the whomping willow incident . I couldn't fuck a girl with a fish face .... The next 500 , actually . But don't ruin this moment for me Clearly . They missed the obvious forward parking position . That and , damn ... How does one miss that badly ? She didn't invite me Nice fedora Where can I get one . I know someone who had to stop going to his hairdresser , because , when talking about her 1yo son , she said , " I know I shouldn't give him diet coke , but he really likes it ! " A manuscript of / for what / who ( ? ) Israel is dragging us into a lot of pointless conflicts I cheered for him ... > Israel is dragging us into all of our pointless conflicts My eyes just tripled in openness . What the Fuck did you smoke ? She is the only person in skyrim who is actually a good follower and feels like a realistic choice ; it sounds like she wants to follow you , she is relevant to a questline , and she is a vampire . why would you cure her ? ! ! ! ! ! ! Our usernames ... I understood this reference ! No one has ever relieved more up views by putting This is why you shouldn't play with things past your understanding . First , your friend does not know what an agnostic is in that you can be an agnostic and an atheist , second , you can be friends with whoever you want . Who said you have to agree with everybody your friends is . My best friend loves loves red meat , I don't eat red meat , its does not mean I disown him . I put money on it that every time Tyson punched those pads , the trainer was praying that he didn't miss . The sound of the glove on pad impact is scary as fuck No . That Sarah McLachlan commercial Yellow . Just because . Ditto from Pokemon , of course . I would do .. Things Insomnia . O-O . Is ..... Is it not ? ? Please tell me this worked , because I might have found a new hobby . All so that a bunch of narrow minded Islamic assholes can take over a country from a narrow minded Islamic asshole . Such progress . Isn't that technically espionage ? Should they not have been arrested ? I'm sure I've swallowed more than a few bugs over my life time . Windows OSX I preordered mine and the codes didn't work Every move you make every step you take ill be watching you That's not how it works I mean in terms of programming . It's easier to type " I don't think you understand what " biggest " and " mainly " mean . Your name ... Am i the only one who hates platinum players attitudes ? Except their comments in no way show that off . It is just " Don't buy it ... Yes . It would be absolutely fine for your wife to wear a veil . However , you might have to fend off some Because they have been aloud to fester in Islamic nations with special privilege . There's nothing in the comments " Warm Bodies " , I expected " Twilight " with zombies , but it actually turned out to be witty and well thought out . I'm so sorry you were not given special privileges to oppress a group of people based on your stupid religious bigotry . AT & T plus two railroads ( fuck getting railroad crossing rights ) plus an interstate plus local , state , and federal paperwork and regulatory bullshit . Also , the conduit from our facility to the street collapsed and had to be dug up by hand because equipment can't be near the rare plant specimens near the dig . Oh , there was no pull tape in the conduit . Mad bro ? So much for free speech . Great , now they just have to fix the bug that makes rain of arrows never miss this sounds like poo It's a short story ? It's 10 bucks on my Nook to buy ! I came here to say " Cunt Destroyer " but that girl looks to be about 12 Isn't that the mission where dogs can spawn inside the house ? I actually really like my house like this ... but according to ~ ~ Thonky ~ ~ IGN you get a gold house model at 150k , and there are rewards all the way up to 1.1 M my mom decided to send a group text to my older brother , my dad , and I about going to our grandmas over the weekend . after sending that she tries to text just my dad but ends up sending it to both my brother and i as well .... there was ... something about a sausage ..... I recently sold a solid wood bedroom set on CL . Great condition , nice wood , just a few topical scuffs on the top surface . As I was talking about the scuffs , buy said that it was no problem - they were going to paint it all black anyway . what an alaskan pipe line is Meh , you're allowed haha . . . just dont do it again Anteriorment conocido como SenderoDelPeje.blogspot.com More so , nobody is smoking a carton a day . Unfortunately , they only need to sell 2 kits a month to stay in business ... It's not even your cake day ? I'm a Libertarian . All government is wrong . That's what Semantic Versioning is for . They're not using that ? He posted the link an hour and 1/2 before you commented " Pull it away from me , and set fire to it . " Downloaded . Looking forward to playing . Won't connect to server You live like ... on the same street as me . Your infected with spores now , soon you will become a clicker . I can understand when she forgot to throw one away , but this ... Howard the Duck ... he's part of Marvel . She could handle my snake risky click of the day . I've seen someone reading the Metro app on their ipad on the tube Probably something along the lines of My face looking through this thread : I do have an unashamed love of daft punk , their Alive triangle was my first tattoo , and it's kind of like a target painted on me . People see it and either go " aw yeah daft punk ! " or " oh god why ? " . BUT I'm able to defend them . I can argue people into the ground over daft punk , but when someone learns " I don't find Skrillex too bad " , I get that Why is it already purple for me ? I bet that would be delicious . Have you tried sex first ? Damn it , the only reason I clicked this link was to congratulate you for making it through chemo , now I hate you . I wrote this message to ........... you . Now it's one more You must be cheating on her if that's your immediate response Agreed . Futuristic console , phone headset from the late 90 ' s The religion of peace is not the problem , it's always the other side's fault that they can't get along with anyone anywhere . It's not my fault . I expected downvotes . And you know , people who are trying to eat a little better will thank you to . Don't get me wrong , I'm not anti-meat , but its nice to have an option . I would like to make it into my thirties without heart bypass surgery . I could sink a ship and kill roughly 2950 people . They would slowly drown in the cold ocean while i laughed at them from the only life boat i didn't drill holes in . I work for Disney Cruise Line half of the year . But I won't ..... today . It's not a robot ... Why won't his eyes open again . Having children . No , kind of like this : at first This is the summoner icon you get for moving to Latin American servers . If you go back to your server you keep the icon . I'm not sure if it's worth 2600 RP though Yeah .. it's a fluke . You win ! I made the whole thing up . I just went in , ran a round and got really lucky after you said prove it ! 5GB ? ! And here I was hoping for a solution where I wouldn't have to download the 500MB unofficial patch . Free juice is the best juice . ಠ_ಠ why did I never realize that EVERY touch leading up to that goal was with his left foot : O What's wrong with you ? ? ? I have the same mug ... Indeed . I have heard Your local mailman has seen you . You commented with nothing real to say on an old post . Get a brain ... and use it . What I got out of that is basements make you fat ... Once said to a chick " wow you're almost too tight . When was the last time anybody said that ? " Her response : " last week . " My granpa has a massage stick like that Hitachi Save the children . Read it as " I still have a 59 % chance " till I looked down at my kidney cancer scar . Rapid fire mod yah like Kanye is a lyrical genius .. Finger resting on the trigger , pointed straight at the sky . We have a points system , and you also need company sponsorship . In all honesty , the market in Vancouver is saturated because of all the schools that teach graphics , so you will more likely not get in . The problem is , the one thing that democrats are getting mad at him over , the republicans would be total hypocrites for calling him out on it . Yup , that's right reddit , keep feeding the distractions from the big problem . This will help . I don't care what he said in a chat room . And if this is true and if you were about to pull off what he did , would you not be give people the impression that you were loyal to the federal government ? The guy was not going to do fucken cartwheels down the hall with a sign that said " I'm going to to expose you fuckers " . I just lost it ! Now my coworkers know I reddit So the company with the vast amount of its profits going to charity and social programs is republican ? I think you are projecting . That's a great idea , open a fast food restaurant with ties to the United States in the center of a shit hole region , ruled by a regime that is know for rising up and chanting death to America . Upright video what , precisely , needed to be done ? That's right , because he's likely to get a fair hearing respective of public opinion . Oh wait , no he won't , government official and private intelligence lobby groups will throw every lawyers they can at him . You do get there is an issue of government agencies collecting private information and handing it over to private corporations , right ? I don't know if he revealed it , he kind of celebrated it . It's the guy formally known as prince's second symbol based name change ? This is why we need to bring back consensual dueling to the death . Every large city will have one dome . 2 men enter , one man leaves . 9000 sq ft on less than an acre ? I need to buy a really realistic dog suit so that I can spend more time laying around touching boob . Holy shit so did I Why does he always reply with In FUT yesterday I scored 2 and opponent scored 1 in the 45th minute YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH . Build 80 tanks & they build one muta ... People in this thread actually referenced MIKE SHINODA ( There's nothing to think about . How did you read that ? Posted by [ deleted ] . at first i What does that mean ? I accidentally read ' blistering ' the first time I had a Katarina ask me what wards were the other day . I'm still scratching my head ... I've also had * supports * ask me what ' pinks ' and ' greens ' are Mom : My god I've never seen any one have so many emails that they need an ellipsis in the badge .... Once I get hold of my laptop , sure thing ! I've been forced to use mobile for the past few weeks Wow you put a lot of effort into this ... I'm surprised that you only have one point , so much for people appreciating culture and or art .... Seriously though people and bikes ? ! ? Dat sag Ha , I'm the same ! XD I don't even do the walking on the treadmill anymore because my heart rate goes to 150 after 5 minutes of 2mph Nobody has that much fun walking Rape . Why would they need a voice actor for Chel . Bloodseeker has zero denies . Holy shit . That's really fucked up Anyone know the purpose in discarding the marinade then re-making the marinade with some extra water ? Now let's make out WHYA would the person that did this use a rounded font for the " 1 " ? ? Why did I laugh at this True but didn't like how Torres fooled them on that only chance for Spain . ... Would you be able to read it ? What about the coke . Too many close choices I see you trying to look deep for your lady reddit friend . Who the hell just dumps a piano on top of a hill ? Fancy ass drink with fancy flowers and fruit twists , in a frosted martini glass ... uses a bendy straw wait , whats up with the black dude in the corner I was bored 1 day so i clicked all around internet and found ' ' Los burst ' ' somehow ( idk how But source is Bleacher Report Because you've been * * FRIENDZONED ! * * Weird Al with frizzy hair ? THIS IS FROM THE ONION . THEONION ! ! Love that site but seriously , sourcing a story and putting it in r / atheism ? Exactly what I thought ! So this 21 year-old chick started dating a 16 year-old ? Yeah that makes sense .... .... You must work for the NSA Even slightly less interesting is that redirects to apple.com I loved that track the first time I heard it . It was awesome for about a month there . Then everybody who had an editing program and their mothers were all making every video with this track . All that was left for me was a stupid Mudkip ' Best of the best ' Damn right , then I came in her eye If only there was a catalog system that allowed a person to order multiples of an item . Wouldn't that be swell ? So you're actually going to turn your cell phone off ? Whats wrong with her neck ? My computer ( see : reddit ) instead of friends ! :D Downvotes ! Downvotes for everyone ! Despicable . " Here lies Warlizard , possibly the same Warlizard from the Warlizard gaming forums . - Wait ... You actually write comments that aren't " I had him on my roster last season ... such a bad decision This was posted less than 3 hours ago . No , he means that they are Mexican by nationality ( ie , country of birth not race ) and that they are caucasians , not the predominant mestizo or amerindian that is predominant in Mexico and Latin America . I don't know where the hell you decided he was talking about albinos Well , if the skin is released tomorrow it could mean something As a currently pregnant woman .... Im not sure if this is pseudo-flattering or down right disturbing . You're really planning on recycling them for beer money aren't you ? Teleporting home ... I'm going to brush right now ... I don't know , but I'm pretty sure it would involve an underground lair , henchmen and a small army of robot stuffed bears with laser beams . La giusta direzione sarebbe fare parlare tanti bimbiminkia su Internet di leggi di cui non ne capiscono le implicazioni ? My childhood version went " the teacher's dead . " I went to a Catholic school . It looks really fun but I'd be scared I'd end up cutting off an extremity by mistake White people are fucking crazy . Even the white folks know it . Somehow you've convinced the rest of the nation that politicians should compete to run the world via a bullshitting contest [ No I only read " My Australian shepherds eyes are cut in half " at first Nice sunburn OP of the AMA broke both of his arms when he was a teen . His mother helped him sexually relieve himself . Maybe when they can stand on their own two feet , get their drug issues and crime under control ? You think your children are safe with you driving on coke ? ... You can't avoid * what ? * You shouldn't drive in flip flops They mentioned Uncle Owen but missed out Aunt Beru Of course they are . It's raining . Ja niet bepaald iets om trots op te zijn maar de homepage is pas het begin ... Wat er in Ikke 1,2 , 3 staat My MacBook doesn't have an Ethernet outlet . Auction league ... Kemp and Middlebrooks My name means " Lover of horses " . Hi , Asian living in Asia , my dog is a pest sometimes but he's mostly a big goofy dork . Sorry if you feel it's a ' western ' thing Screenshot of manga .... yes . He told me he didn't even know what sickle-cell anemia is . do you eat the boogers that you pick out of your nose ? His comment has net 500 + up votes . Why are you pretending that this isn't indicative ? That's ... interesting .. why is that link purple .... What about when a show randomly has only half the episodes as the other two season , leaves you with a giant cliffhanger , and than no official word on when the next season is coming out , and the fanbase speculation is it will be almost a year before season 4 1 thread per 8 hours . Please condense into one [ Store ] or [ H ] [ W ] and do not spam trade channel with multiple threads . Also the price man ... People do that all the time Yeah I dislike that subtext about this picture . Certainly Reese is the one who worked in the store all day while Cyrus was up at night working on a crackpot idea . Your username gives valid support on your sense of humor I've never noticed the fan . Seems like you got a bum unit . Also skinny cam ? How old is your daughter ... ? > but it's your kind of toxic behavior that ruins the game for people , not other people for you . Perhaps you should stick to Starcraft as I'll assume your also the kind of person who rages about 4 Gates and any kind of All-in because you would totally be Masters if you just didnt get cheesed 24/7 > but it's your kind of toxic behavior that ruins the game for people , not other people for you . Perhaps you should stick to Starcraft as I'll assume your also the kind of person who rages about 4 Gates and any kind of All-in because you would totally be Masters if you just didnt get cheesed 24/7 Wow . This actually exists ? afraid that if i swim in a pool at night , a helicopter will drop a great white into the pool and it will eat me I unlocked the foreman but I hadn't hired him . That must have been the problem . I feel really stupid now This is the star of a Quentin Tarantino movie if I ever saw one . its saturday morning for me ! oh .. it must be time to go to work ┌ ( I ... I can see some pubes sticking out . I don't get it The first four songs on UNO are amazing . And then that song comes on . I effing hate that ! It's always in the exact same spot , whether or not I wear a belt . I'm pretty sure it's because of a certain dog that likes to put her paws on abdomens while stretching and dragging her claws downward ... Wat ? How ? All the free space and relaxing time you get to your self . This made me really happy . Until I saw that the car going airborne is a McLaren F1 Great job ! Please don't post pics . You're pretty pathetic if a couple of sex toys equal WTF . You opened the package . Of course it would have his info . I'm sure it didn't advertise what was inside on the outside of the package . Besides its a pocket pussy and dildo . I could care less , and I'm female , you're really blowing up a whole load of nothing . I can't see it in the US You have to much damn free time ! And another fail Baron smite Saint . Nice try . The Dragon Centipede I don't think that's a penis staring demonically at the baby ... look above the baby's chest . Seriously , if he broke out ( which was rare , despite his lack of skincare ... wow ... This is awesome . Glad you are safe Yeah ... it was only a one time thing We all know how ... damn you , now i can't unhear it Unless they had a lot of humans to spare Yes , because that's really what's important here . Jpensais pas que cet épisode de South park serait * relevant * un jour Blöde Kontrollfragen . 12 Mal die gleiche Frage beantworten mit unterschiedlichen Synonymen beantworten I think you actually need to study up on Einstein rather than throwing out articles you find online . > Cheating and looking up the lyrics doesn't count . Croat here . That also kinda confused me . I was like " Oh I'm so happy for this guy ! " but then I was like " Wait a minute ... Is that what I think it is Not for $ 250 . It's almost like this should be part of the investigating process before they come into the country in the first place . It's depends , did they just smile , or did they continue staring while Willem Defoe-ing at you ? I spend a third of the year working for Disney as an entertainer , I'm sure my inner child is just fine . You are aware that the reason it's called a teddy is because of an American , right ? I call bullshit on this one . That is not 150 years old , the workmanship looks all wrong for the period , not to mention , it would have had to been preserved in an air vacuum the day it was made in order to keep that well . And to make things worse , no person working on a sail ship would want a bladed hand , it would mean they would slice a rope every time they hung onto something . Yup , I want some stats on honor killings . Breaking down all the documented honor killings in Canada into culture and class . Knowing Microsoft the fairy companions you speak of would be slightly more annoying than Navi ... Oh the horror Honestly , as a parent , I would be having a long discussion with that family about respecting boundaries . This is considered funny ? I find subway really good . There's one thing weird about subway is whenever I eat a six-inch , I'm full for the whole day might have to deal with your 1200 + fucking messages Nothing . How bout we just don't hit anyone is he the one getting people to sign that half-naked pillow Everyone always thought I was 18 since I was 12 . I must have one of those faces . Older men were always hitting on me , I was so clueless . My first boyfriend was when I was 14 and he was 20 . Had no idea I was so young , I lied about my age . We only dated for six months though , but are still good friends . I only told him the truth when I actually turned 18 . He was blown away . Finally understood why I was so immature My degree didn't include Advanced Financial , it was reserved for the first semester of the 5th year MBA-PA " Ellie ...... The Last of Us ? " Dude , could ya just not ? Took me a while but when I got it ... But what if imgur goes down ... The range it adds for you is my range buffed Hopefully not sarcasm ....... So rather than confront him , you sat there and not only did you let it happen , you took a picture .. ? I thought the " saturday surprise " was going to be the beginning of the Steam Summer Sale ... Disappointed . One to two times of PiV a week would make me so happy ... But Sprint won't let me send a text message from my basement . * Gary * By the way , I didn't mean to crap all over your post , I just don't want to give those Western New Yorker any ideas Some of them are actually pretty good , but a lot of them give her the manliest abs ever Why are you asking Wet dreams are real . Very real . I'm not a violent person , really . But that's sexual assault . I'd defend myself with a solid dick punch . Also , there's no way that was an accident . You can feel where your pants are > ... did you just assume I was using ' sceptical ' to imply you were doubting the actual state of the game on PTS ? Hey , leave my chair alone Light speed . Oh I sure did . Losing my virginity to a 20 year old at 14 was a pretty stupid decision . I'm lucky he wasn't a psycho . How long have you guys been here ? I've lived relatively close for about 3 years now and never even knew about this place Does not compute ... Ah , we have some rich farmland . The Okanagan for fruit , the praries for grains . The best produce I've ever had comes from right here in British Columbia . The Fraser River has left us with a hugely productive delta to farm on ( which they're now building cities on He needs a script that does the I don't have one , okay ? Okay , you have a point , but " autistic " as an insult directed towards them ? Really ? Is it me you're looking fooooor ? My mom is 53 ... never got a penta am I looking at a ballsack ? fake ... my dad says it sometimes . Oh , 100 % worse . Oh so * that's * what he took out of your mouth dat ult man .... Sorry that wasn't a question haha ... but really ... No , they're plants . Broke both your arms ? its hotshot with another smurf I .... uh ... no . Yup its a good thing we never run into each other . It would be quite awkward So * you're * the reason for rising healthcare costs . Don't ever speak ill of yoga pants again sir ... we're watching you ... Meanwhile , a Sicilian looking at New York pizza : " I'm on to you With that username I think I do know what you're talking about . Is this for homework ? Pretty sure I've seen this re-posted every day for two weeks now ... As a manly man who hates maggots : He doesn't look anything like how he is suppose to look like as an adult in season one , episode nine of new gen ...... Voltorb or the topview of Jigglypuff Still less creepy them hoarded crosses lining the side of the road . Then show me some other angle . Now a cum omelette scene sounds pretty interesting if i say so myself . Although im almost tempted to click the link We're waiting . E che c'entra sta notizia col fatto che rompiamo il cazzo ai Grillini ? How the fuck I'm not getting anything . It doesn't seem to be a legitimate barcode . Maybe we aren't looking into it deep enough After three months .. really ? Five . I need them . I would downvote .. But i don't know if you're joking . You should be riding side saddle . I really home with zombies . I just want to go on one zombie killing spree before I die . No , he's rather small , so small he fits in your head . Weird ' when ever a little girl is raped by a guy , we never blame all straight men or say things like " that's not good for the straights " . Just think about it . Someone sat down and got the idea to draw the last pic . And yet oddly enough , I still think there is tension . I you flip a middle finger upside down , I refer to it as giving somebody the " cats ass " . Remember where this started when it becomes the next big thing on the playground . Stupid . Repair our bridges and roads , nah ! Lets secretly spy on our own people . How about its lobbying actions in America ? I would give Trump the ability to only defecate out of his mouth . I home that I actually own . Tom Cruise . Thanks for sharing . Only boy cousins ? She didn't fall in the pool ... she was pushed in . This thread : North Korea You don't do drugs then I get that . Dual 7979s ... 1080p monitor Ahh those fancy ERAU g1000 172s We really need your help - $ 20,000 target . I saw Arya Targaryen yesterday . I have heard that line before > AVOID THE ISLAND AT ALL COSTS Hopefully he doesn't Agreed . It was ridiculous . There were so many drunk teenagers crying about boys . The Daily Mail writes about underage girls and how good they look . Thanks ! I love geography and this is fun but it keeps crashing on me " Are you as bored as I am ? " Read that backwards You're not grown up yet . You're * still * growing up as you type here . If you watched it today , that would be , " watching it when I was growing up " . most people from then are dead .. Sin ... So much Velox . saar my org title was sumthin dat only " would you rather be sir lolguard , or envia's husband " .. but sar wo bhod jaldi chid jati hai , dats why i try not to joke on her . ab dekhna aa jayegi yu " Why did I click ..... " Shower ? Nah , I'll just shower myself in Axe . " Resistance is your # 1 priority Wow , totally didn't know that current Ravens ( my team ) tackle Bryant McKinne referred to the oral sex he performed on a woman at the party " runnin through the okra patch " in an AMA earlier this month ... No , the final episode was played as told on the holo deck . It wasn't the whole series . Like they know something we don't You Sir , are the definition of a cruel person ... Psst , a tip : funny people , generally , don't have to go around telling people they are funny . You mean I don't get more exp for the harder mobs in mp10 ? No , because simply spying in those countries is actually a level up in human rights . They would love to be spied on in place of carried off in the night by secret police . So the key to get Utley out is Fife . So don't get caught . Oh my god . Source ? Eat some sandwitches or something ... awe now im hungry So it wasn't about a poop fetish ! ? Congratulations , good sir . I got a sword too ! But it's inherited , and I don't have those shnazzy black shoes to go with it . I am jealous Hypnotiq is a similar color . Did ... Did you just literally ask for upvotes ? First of all : It looks like the person doing push-ups is about to get sexed by the guy begin him When my gf says " lol " instead if just fucking laughing this whole thread .... Yes you are But then you get equal amounts by posting Unfortunately I ended up reading about John Wayne Bobbitt . Yeah , but lets wait for next crazy Danny Ainge's move .. But the queens , man , these queens were game-losing I had some when I was 7 - ish .. Apparently the man who lived in that apartment before us , kept pigeons in my room . > allot I just read some of the posts they made .... I'm angry and confused . I need to upload some videos ... Any way to do so from an iPad ? I've tried using SexyKarma but it won't let me register . I definitely thought that said texasfisting .... wow ... My dad called the original Playstation the Psone ( pronounced pee-sone , rhymes with bone ) . Some times he still does just so I can go It's not . It's a ploy . A pathetic attempt at appearing generous . Or OP was shopping .... for someone . Hmm , no they appear to be tits , I guess they are real . You know what fake tits are ? Padded bras . That shit is not only fake but false advertising There's Italian food , French food ... But guess American food is controversial ? * Just * ham ? Some people are ... slow Does anyone realize that we basically play QWOP everyday when we walk ? Shes obviously joking . I'm sitting in the office and I have ignored every link so far and the first one I click on is this link . Why am I like this . Wow , nice try at changing a tragedy like this into a gun control debate Where was this chick on all those excursions to Algonquin or Kilarney ? Das not rite Now what was a 19 year old Evelyn female model doing with a 44 year old male druggie ? The article mentions no detail Whoa . Well , I'm sorry . You went to college in the 2050s ? Image 14 : front knife is bad enough ... but through a wall ? dude .. your one comment on reddit .. I've got my eye on you Yeah , I started tuning it and the gear wasn't turning . I turned the knob down until the gear turned , and started tuning it up again . Except after a while the tension slipped and it lowered down to exactly an E . Not me . Wait ... What kind of rim ? Free .. At rs 5 a day ? Sweet scent , stun spore Can't tell whether to laugh or Oh wow , I'll make to dance an Irish jig and remind every women I see of this fact . I don't care if his job was an admin , hacker or to run around the office in a chicken suit , this is not about what he is . that was Dumbledore " It was like trying to have sex with Roger Rabbit . " nope , it is perfectly correct . I wonder how many in the gay community are unhappy with others who hijack the events , just to get attention ? John Candy was the first celebrity I ever met as a teen . He made fun of me for a good five minutes straight . I still could not hate him . Lets try , OP , stop breeding . Maybe she screams for a paramedic when she's getting railed . To all of the comments here : The silver lining is that we know she's using protection . Because every game with DLC obviously isn't finished . Are you ... are you my boyfriend ? Because you just described my relationship perfectly . Same ages , same marriage convo .... How much karma have you gotten from your So much truth . When I saw that I was like And now I know why she would hold her breath during blowjobs . dat purp Because of the recorders How is this a repost ? Kinda like the Mitsubishi Pajero , which is renamed to Montero in spanish-speaking countries , because Pajero means Wanker in spanish You linked his Youtube account 25th wedding yes of coarse you can shoot cops , some states even encourage it . I have a friend named Aaron Hernandez who just graduated . You * did * read his username , right ? that username ... I did not need that mental image Is someone chanting " Let's go Mariners ? " 230 hours .... since May 28 Not true , the junk mailer paid for the permit to bulk mail . Where do I send the mone ... wait ... hey ! You're good . W-what , what is that white thing behind him ? ^ ^ being ^ ^ happy ^ ^ Why are there so many sociopath cops ? I do ... It's a I imagine you need something to put gas * inside * of other than a water bottle . No one is actually gonna give two shits about the NSA spying on us . We've learned to just lay back and accept it . We need a revolution Finishing my fucking dissertation . I like how he is touching him in the crotch Yeah , they didn't . It was for 1 million credits , and IIRC , they only allowed the level 40ish medpacs , I whispered the coordinator asking if that was allowed , and she said it was " class mechanics " . Look again Don't you know they're our future ! ? Congrats you just destroyed any evidence the police could get . thank you for your support I guess you're ready to surface . " Gun guy meme " . Like most people my first reaction was omg , but if you examine what happened it could of all been avoided , yes it was wrong but the main bastard here was the owner , the dog did lunge at the doughnut muncher , but shooting the dog and let it die slowly ? Don't they carry a taser and a baton or pepper spray ? Put your fucking phone away and fucking get out of the fucking way of the other fucking cars in the fucking parking lot ! BUT THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE ! ? ! ? DAE SEE DIFFERENCE ? ! ? ? ? ! ? 11 ! ? ! THERE'S NO SWAG I guess they are aloud some measure of joy . So long as its not the joy of being spoiled little shits abusing a performers . I picture him more the pedobear type . Kill half the worlds population . You know , thin out the herd . You do know Hipsters are not a real thing right ? They are a reflection of our own personal standards for what we consider trendy and pretentious . Islam and Arabs are not the same thing . So in a way , you , just did both those things . As long as this is on their own time . If not , this is kind of part of the problem . People who feel the need to convert others to their religion . With the current state of it , there is nobody that could . Its too much power , run by a corrupt and private system . I've been told a strong drink taken up the bum hole does the trick . Those eyes I thought we agreed to never speak of that again Why is that comment followed by a smiley face ? Thanks for explaining because otherwise this is all kinds of What the fuck OP Why did you tell them ! By comparison to the complete tool that Romney is , very much so . I take issue with Obama's handing of the NSA , but that was program given birth to by the Republican Party , and at least he's trying to go in the right direction with most of the other issues , Romney would have flushed this nation down the toilet pandering to a pro-unemployment , bigoted , anti-humans rights , ant-women's rights pro-theocracy , political party run by people with the economic ability of a retarded monkey . Can not unread this ... * * If you actually looked at the link , it is * very * common . oh sorry , reddit mod , * i didn't see you there * That was the 12th season ... Or an xbox one and a few games . * * Or a mid-level gaming PC * * . Exactly ! After a brief check of the OP's history , this shit is spam ... It's cupcake . Definitely wasn't expecting it to be frosty My vagina is scared now . You love that ? A lot of them seem to be upset about black history month and want a white history month ... they teach white history all year long You know miles ? Yeah seriously ... * Looks at username * I agree I wish the school system would just switch kids over already . Yes we will be left out in the cold but once our generation dies off who cares ? Then they can just start printing things in metric only . It's definitely a disadvantage if you travel or deal with non US humans at all . I mean they phased out cursive being taught in schools ( sad in my opinion ) but they can't just bite the bullet and make the switch to metric already ? True . I would happily eject many players for breaking basic safety rules , unfortunately the owner refuses to do so unless there's a potential for physical altercations . Fortunately there hasn't been an incident in the last 5 years and the last incident was because someone was being a dick to his friend and didn't know that netting isn't meant to be shot point blank . Go home Cg141 you're stoned You just edited your comment . Not really . But a little since I'm gonna have to help stop Gaea and Ouranos from doing their ultimate godly relations ( slamming into each other " like inventing a cure for cancer " , ah of course , that's what people in congress do in their free time . Exactly . It's a * * Federal Holiday * * . I read that as ' Jew Breaker ' . Really really What if it worked for him before ? Pokemon . 1 . Stop making the Oh yes , how fucking fun that would have been It hurts because it's true ! Jesus christ , stop ! I am both too and was just wondering this lol , now both parts of me are feeling insecure not enough banner room . So it's because of Atari 2600 we have crummy DRM and brainless sequels ? Looks like he brain farted that's been implemented a bit longer than the removal of random placements . Just a little problem with the final cut ... The front window is open . I second this I didn't say this was a social network and if you don't care there is a cool button called the Downvote button you should use and learn about it But , hey ! 40 minute Think Blue TV ! I swear to god , you are me . Well , I looked up my address and so far the only places that are listed are places that already offer their own delivery service and Chick-fil-a which requires a minimum $ 100 per order ... Keep moving . There's nothing to see here . Move along . Reddit hates emoticons for the most part . Except " Oh , so the one day I'm actually not sitting on reddit all day . Good thinking . That'll really get people's attention . I'm scarred for life . Play . A double play . You also shouldn't post pictures to Reddit while riding a bike , especially after almost being hit Why does everyone so desperately want to see my penis ... Is that styrofoam ? ! My first guitar , which I had to dig out for a month or so while I as crying over my burned out ibby , is a beautiful First Act Kmart special ..... Would be more fitting to use That magazine featured 20 different cities , why did NPR single out Austin specifically ? Because Schmoopy . Really though .. Fucking Mosquitos is number 1 ? Fuck cancer right ? After all this , yeah I fucking would hope so Isn't that nice ....................... Did you just post Christian Rock in a party thread ? Weed ? I believe this post was about hemp . I never said I was ok with it We ( the students ) were not allowed to have backpacks / bookbags . Yeah I saw that too . The comments of a porn video have better grammar Sounds like ... capitalism .... Wow that is such a break through , first they announced a customizable dog , now i can customize my pets like i customize my cars in need for speed . Then Light flares , that's some really good next gen technology ಠ_ಠ and now this , the developers are original . DICE must have copied this from EA . This took him a staggeringly small amount of time to achieve ... That's * really * worrying Thats not ... A girl I went to high school with got drunk and ripped her lady parts . Drunk her decided to just cut the ripped part off , with scissors . We know . SERIOUSLY . Whenever I talk about how much more tactical and awesome BF2 was , younger kids and even my friends always go .. " yeah Bad Company 2 was the shit ... " I just go ... " I wonder how embarrassed you will be when he introduced you to your new niece or nephew . photoshopping Jeff The Killer's face onto someone's isn't scary ... russia was way ahead of us in space flight Your eyes seem like they are going to pop out That man is an anti-education evangelizing monster and deserves no praise . Stop being a whiney pussy . Pick up a phone and say hi to them . There is nothing underhanded about leaving your home town to find success . Somebody who was really wealthy , I don't mind being a trophy husband , so long as I get a nice comfortable settlement when it's all over . I have one of those . Never use it as far as I can remember . I'm shy I wish I knew what this said . I live one province away from this idiot . Just when I thought reddit couldn't get any worse If you started laughing why the I dont know about you , but somehow someone who speaks a whole different language was under my friends list .. That astonishingly resembles Big Brother like laws against assemblies I'm pretty sure he's kidding everybody already has that game I am very disappoint in you By cold he means 60 degrees tops My current reaction after learning about GGGF : I think that's the point . It's is not true . You can use the ultimate edition . Oh please , no Koningslied . Humped . God dammit . People give each other enough shit about grammer and now theres a bot doing it . And it would be worth nothing ! Who found this out ? Ah , the ol ' reddit I bought the series as they were releasing it on DVD in America . I was really enjoying it and it just ends abruptly . I remember being really excited when the 6th disc was delivered . Two hours later I was all Did you just : " Well that's just a waste of money then 8th base ? Nice . Lucky person Dumbass , the country's forex reserves are central and a common pool . So if reliance wants to pay off its corp debt it uses the indian forex pool . What happens to the rupee that is used to buy it ? It devalues . Fuck debt . i've got that image zoom app , so just scrolling over it showed me the picture ......... * * the price is wrong * * Well that was a very descriptive story of an 11 year old masturbating . The wallpaper I hope you don't do * everything * naked . Then I recommend making this a 2016 election issue . I just realised why he's saying " Here kitty kitty kitty " the fuck Their whole website appears to be down right now . Yeah , there aren't too many things more awkward than someone asking you if you'd ever " had a n * * * * r dick before " ... If France really wanted to send a message , they would take in Snowden . I just bought a 12 pack of strawberry pop by accident Yes , this is very much a factor . It may not be a game but you could try any of the spawn apps in the AppStore . Although the description says not to use the app on drugs the redneck guy defriended me for asking that God damnit , that's five times in one thread in 20 minutes . Yay , a link about a player I actually care about .... * Clicks link * ... I can't bring myself to imagine how this would feel good . Essay by Armond White .... Oh , I see now .. Atleast they gave you credit That's every single buff / debuff ever . Where was this ? 25 $ , Heatran Full art , and Cresselia EX for the Celebi It's still better than Justin Beibers diaper pants . As a Jew Lizard , I'm offended by this level of antisemitism . We're only cultural Jews because its the best way to get quality hummus . Yeah ... You can't breathe . Nice try .... So because someone else's fun is bothering you , you want said content removed from the game ? Learning from ( other ) terror organizations .... Please tell me you are not complaining about this It's the land of his imagination . Good to know that people are posting hidden gem songs that the world hasn't heard ten trillion times over . All other Franz Ferdinand songs are obviously fillers and deserve no attention at all . Can't wait till you make more underplayed songs like Californication or Adams Song hit the Front Page . Good on you . The news is an advertising agency and not representative of anything other than what companies and politicians are trying to sell you . I realize that this article is trying to highlight the gender disparity in politics , but when I see them studying the news as a credible reflection of society it makes me " you moved without having a job , OR even knowing WHERE to find a job ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Is that Jeff Goldblum with flowing hair , and if so , was this an erotic dream ? Please don't let these post be the new trend . I say this as a Wii U owner and thirty year Nintendo-lover , but if a twenty year old game that can be played right now on any PC or smartphone anywhere is what's selling your system , your system has got some pretty big problems to overcome Don't say random Mike Tyson Instead of using a blade , use two prongs that pop out by remote . And maybe add a little electricity to it as well . It will be like a taser for your ass . My fear with that blade is hitting a pothole and that trigger is sensitive I will end you . As a Jewish woman : TIL : OP loves it when they cry Awh shucks , Thank you ! That's a good thing , the ones I couldn't trust are in jail now I hear these words in a voice of captain Janeway from Voyager . You assume that those are real cats , and not men she has kidnaped and dressed like cats . I dumped them . Yeah we could take advantage of their ignorance ... in things I wanna know is how you got reddit in korean . Good . I know that feel Yes , that's right , because Romney would have been so forthcoming . Like this . I hope they didn't pay any marketing specialists for that . Ha funny post in / r / nottheonion . Wait a minute ! / r / politics ! ? Coincidentally , it was the bikini cup size . ^ ^ a ^ ^ bit ^ ^ too ^ ^ creepy ^ ^ I like it but I'm trying to be patient awaiting the next season in October . Maybe he wanted to get raped ? Sounds interesting ... but ... Roman era times ... Why is this a question ? I'm pretty sure the pope would even go gay for him . Does this mean he likes is black in the back ? Oh god The fuck But ... Their are Only 47 stars on that flag . God damn that man is some kind of alcoholic . Is that a old man ? hence the Naw , I think I would prefer something more human . Or that awesome bear robot from A . I . The man is a fundamentalist , anti-education nut job , he deserves no praise . I don't even know you man His comment is about a 1000 years old just like the other relics : Classic ( insert name here ) , plot twist , Not enough makeup , just as bad I first thought it said YOLO . But what if they go inside I cant imagine getting 1500 + karma for a quote , TIL , and a easiest way to find out what a candidate stands for ? Look at where the money comes from ... Trust you to show up in a thread about sister fucking Step the fuck up and give me the answers if your going to claim I'm wrong , and I want your excuse for why women should be treated like that . Don't ever say splooging again . Please ! Sounds gelatinous Im on a plane right now It's only fair that next time you have sex , you ask him to wear a Peter Dinklage Mask . I know that . I meant how does it make the second half more fun * " Oh you killed my family because they were trying to help those people injured by your bomb ? I'll just go riiight ahead and forget about that . " * Sure . This one is better Only problem ....... Dave Mustaine kept staring at me I'm jelly .... never been to a metal concert Prepare for She's sold me 3 genuine paintings so far , I've begun calling her the Hamburglar because she has to steal one to be able to just hand it off for 4k . Also fries are her favourite food You are * * * * TL ;D R : * * He wanted foreplay while I was wearing a witch costume and him as Michael Jackson . The one from Thriller Oh casual * * AMA * * . I read it as casual * * lama * * and was trying to figure out why she posted there so hes admitting hes a patch terran That last one was kind of bad . The guy was working with machines that cut meat . Just sit there like I have a stick stuck up my ass while shooting disapproving looks at you . Come on , some one say it . " The police are just doing their jobs . " But didn't see so irrelevant ... Predicting a supernatural subplot No I was just high . Sorry . I will be spending the last 2 hours of my shift underneath an overpass ... working in a turd filled urban area is great Not sure I like automods So ... Your saying tearing is normal ? If I ever write whorizontal now I'm blaming you ! That's a child's hand I smell more pathetic excuses . Which I think left you with a face similar to this Not when it's in every thread a year ago , the n4 didn't exist ... Then * someone * downvoted me without bothering to upvote you . > Centrum Silver , the only senior multivitamin to be awarded the Centrum Seal of A * Provo * Well this sucks . You guys killed this before you even looked at it . Great job . This might be the Internet if the only two websites you used were 4chan and reddit . English , German Jew , Native American and Scottish . I'm sure there are more in there , some place . I just say I'm a mutt . I just believe somebody would be this stupid . I guess I'm wrong . The key word here is " recorded " . I see what you did there Is this even a confession The game What ? If you live in a rural area , yes , it's that bad . An army of android stuffed bears . I would give them away as gifts to all the people of the world , then , one night they would activate , destroying all those in my way . This man is an dominionist , theocratic , anti-education , fuck wad and deserves no praise . Yeah , I managed to make the 5lbs of gummies / u / madametrogdor gifted me last for about 5 months . My Mom kept eating them , though . Lets not jump to conclusions . It could be a little person or a carny ... or a carny little person . I found your profile and creeped it . But you'll never know which one is me . Because I'm stuck in Fort Irwin , California after a month long training rotation waiting for my bus ride back to Fort Carson , CO . The misfortunes of being in the Army I wonder what we are for affordable living ? There are so many red flags there for a moment I thought you were communist Chinese Canadians know how to riot , they just never seem to do it for legit reason . Government cuts science and education , nothing , oil pipes burst and governments turns a blind eye , nothing , money wasted on high government salaries , nothing . Hockey game lost , fuck the world , were looting . That's the same as my second link * * ... It all makes sense now . Oh had no idea he did that What do you think ? Thanks , didn't see that . I've downvoted myself It is known ........ That particular graphic was from Fallout 3 . That's all I was saying . I do that all the time Those fingers Piggy back off a high rated comment you say ? My HM literally had one rack of $ 4 henleys and that's it . Who does that ? ? ? ! + 1 for that doesn't even make sense . Did he just listen in on them , or did her daughter just go up and say " Hey dad , wanna hear what Becky told me ? ! " Cause kids love sharing private convos like that with their parents That you can enter when she's says to enter ... Always check to see if she's wet enough or face friction burns on penis I don't think i saw that one Oh god I feel bad for everyone look at this ..... Where the hell are they taught to hate each other ? Yes , we'll its hard for you government to fight radical Islam when they enable it through their own legislation . They don't make that noise . That's a weird way to get karma , , , , Everybody is upvoting your comment which was made specifically for the purpose of support for the other comment ... Yet they still downvote the other comment ? Why the Thanks for that . Now I have to go and feel all guilty about all the drawings like this I've done . May I ask why I have you tagged as " loves big dicks " ? I used to have that exact same desk in my first house ............. fuck that desk Software developer here . When I was working on an encrypted audio communications program I was informed that I would be prohibited by law from distributing it in France if I used an encryption that the French intelligence agencies wouldn't be able to decipher . This thread was slowly turning me on . My penis just shot back into my body out of fear from the cringe I don't like the idea of you showing me this picture and winking at me I don't like grapes . In the CPC bubble : $ 90 000 = = a few bucks ... Damn , you're making me remember about the infamous spoon rape again A month ago it was ' why isn't anyone doing anything ? ' , so some people tried to do something . Then a week ago it was ' slacktivism doesn't solve anything , you have to get feet on the ground ' . Now people are complaining about the few folks who actually got out there I have the weirdest boner right now ... No ! That's OUR money . lol tracked you down Dat ginger neckbeard Or you could just not pirate , and not have this issue wait how does this get downvoted ? Haters > Yup ... watch for the " American arrested in China " newflash You sem disappointed " Everyone's got them ! " 1 reader Yes but this partner decided it could be cotton candy for the day . Then GM proceeds to meow 5 ' 6 " . Thanks for the weather update . Si esto no sale en " Las Mangas del Chaleco " con Mr . Juaiderito se confirmar á definitivamente " el compl ó " I know his pain all to well dat user name This actually makes sense for CaptionBot .... Talk about rubbing him the right way Wow , this happens ? Either way , you really need some q-tips . That's pretty gross , and I'm subscriber here . You're not supposed to hit on little girls , Sober adult > windows : 12 % ( mostly XP users that didn't have service pack 2 installed or any recent updates ... by recent I mean in the last 3 years . really now , wtf FUCK . I am too . Thanks for reminding me . I thought my 70 hp civic was bad Never before have I seen a better use for this face : Magick Milf ITT : Jim Harbaugh Thanks ! Saves the BG 3 times before I realized my iPad was not messed up . Um ... you can't see the photo in your photos app . The man has a TEN PACK Great ! Just struggled with the DNR website last week , wish I had your site then . Is that the same lady that's in that [ adult swim ] spot , where they have her at two different camera angles at the same time . Same lady ! They do have bussers . are you joking ? ! Studied that painting in modern art class and that was the fourth time i asked myself , " why the hell am i studying modern art ! ? " ( Art major by the way A functioning preventative ( as opposed to reactionary ) medical system DIII sucked so bad ! Reminds me of my ex Keeping the harbor safe since 1999 I dunno if I'd want to give up America for Venezuela ... I feel like I wouldn't , now I might , but , I just don't know Honestly most of this stuff doesn't bother me until I read these meme's ... then I all of a sudden have a problem that I didn't have before WAT THE FUCK that song ... what the fuck ... says the poster with Vayne flair . I work at a historical park that portrays the summer of 1816 , and so I know all about Mt Tambora . Crops failed worldwide , which is incredible to think about - as a Metis farmer in 1816 I'd be like " A sterling silver heirloom knighting sword . It's useless ... until the zombie apocalypse happens The God delusion sounds biased just from the title This is exactly how I got the first one on carrier . Every time after that I was getting shot in the back trying to get the second . Are those freckles dotting your cheeks ? Hard Candy That Sword ... I give up ! > I hope you didn't know what a handjob was at 5 ... B-But they looked like such innocent games ! He doesn't have a graphics card The giraffe is like I bethcha they live in San Francisco ... You're making a video about jerking off to amputee midget porn ? " the man " .... head and shoulders pattern forming on mtgox M3 chart looks like we are going down to $ 30 Wow . That name . " I had sold him weed in the past ... " Ok , that makes it much better . He was only a minor at the time . But .... But ..... But are they UNITED States ? I didn't know franciscan monks were on the internet . There's a MapleStory EU ? Call me Alivemau 5 That sounds dangerous That you love them Didn't work out that way for me , I only got 6 downvotes .. Restless , Buster went to the kitchen to find something to help him sleep , when he came across Lucille ’ s emergency stash of wine , which he mistook for a giant juice box . I cant wait to repost this Someone would say its 6 days ahead of its time Not even he deserves this Haha , I mean , Venezuela ... making a splash in the intehnationalll ( missa chow ) theatre ... Who makes this shit ? I was really hoping for a [ purposefully ] misspelled word , to emphasize your point ... you are clearly more mature than I Personal death threats , and economic sanctions oh my ! The US would never do that ( Never has my penis been more limp " Alcohol is normally a depressant but Tequila is inherently different , it's actually an accelerant " It's like He said he did nothing wrong ! ( ╯ Quebec . Not Canada . The others are 14 and 8/ 9 . This article was about as informative as this comment . Off the hook and incredibly frustrating ! I hate those straw holes ! Um ... what was suppose to be happening here ? I am one of those people . I just really like sweet and cheesy flavors , I didn't know I was being judged If * that * is a contributing factor to choosing a university , they should maybe reconsider their priorities / why they are going to college That guy looks like the human version of this Reading the title at first I was like fucking soccer fans , but then I was like Isn't Islam great ! I assumed some sort of schizo-typical disorder just before the " If you dad married another another women , you also would not be born . This is moot . That there's one being that's a white man that created the whole Earth and all the living things on it . Hilarious , supposedly many other people believe this . they just want a drink .... and to watch ... Are you serious ? I bet the guy that was moving was all .... but .... Misty's 12 .... Ash is 10 .... Wait ... This is confusing ... You said earlier it happened , because of traumatic experience from year 4 to 15 . Now you say " since she was 2 " ? Such a gif exists ? OOPS , didn't mean to delete original comment ... " Randomness is just a theory Perhaps new tile / linoleum instead ? Not if the NSA has anything to do with it Our tax dollars at work :D ... I wanna make that face too ! Me three ! Is it weird that this is my O-face ? God creates dinosaurs ... God destroys dinosaurs ... God creates man , man creates dinosaurs ... dinosaurs destroy man ... Where the fuck are all of you coming from ? im getting tired of all these posts . Nope , I am actually being taught by those . Haha > Why not both Thank you , Mom ! if you don't give a shit about what I think then why did you back How my reaction was in a matter of 45 seconds . :D ....... O . o ........ Why would your own family say that ? I don't think many of us appreciate being classified as ' the nuggets . ' I just do that anyways . If someone's all Everybody can build nicer houses than me My dog once did this ... got a whole large pepperoni ! You know when you're going to die The title of " sir " wheres the logic in take those and using them for this ? I got that also in MHP 3rd . 650 Hours this . I second that Or maybe notmathman is being a smug little prick . > Edit : Some of you need a girl / boyfriend . edit 2 : When I was cleaning out my grandmother's house after she passed and I was cleaning out a closeti found a couple bags of ashes with labels for the dogs she used to have ... Then I found the bag that had my uncle's remains If my name were Steve , we'd be the same exact person . Wow imagine if that happened with vaginas . Would our lips go inside or something ? > Edit : Some of you need a girl / boyfriend . edit 2 : OP .... how could not expect this too turn into anything but a massive Now who said it was for me ? vader's finger You didn't eat the whole bowl HOLY SWEET JESUS THANK YOU . I just spawned and walked . I found a few griefed places , but nothing helpful . I was just sitting there like , Oh I'm sure you'd like to hear that conversation Agent TrippleThreat ( # # # # # * Le ಠ_ಠ le Why do you always reply to the question with a " Sorry you work on it but don't know how well it works ? You really need to chill He just squirrels away into places he shouldn't be . You were dreaming about seducing Russian women when you were six ? what the hell is 11:19 position My bedroom was in the basement What about Madonnas little cunt ? Maybe .... Maybe the vagina is the man who has to drink bitter coffee to feel like more of a man so he can feel like he has a big cock around other men ? If you can see him , that's proof that he's emitting / producing radiation Yes ... chocolate covered racist ... for the win I have yet to meet a person with 5 or more kids that I didn't think was a selfish obsessed prick . I suspect , that once he has found a nice comfortable place where the United States can't get him , people are going to learn a lot . The irony being , the reason they are able to arrest him is because of laws religious people lobbied for . Who ever down voted this , I will seriously fight you . Once a week I would pull all the books off of my bookshelf and reorganize them because they never felt right . I nice thought , but just take a peek at the fuel efficient jets we use today ... Are you the same guy that asked for feet pics a few weeks ago Are people just totally making these up now or what ... Sprayed cheese ? I too have read the other ask reddit thread . Don't you think you can steal karma from / u / thedarkknightcrisis That whole episode ... Sansa Stark , and before you ' Same here . Being a server is not something to be ashamed of . Drawing a penis instead of a giving a tip is very much something to be ashamed of . Those ribs Clip your fingernails , shit is grody as hell I got this in an email . Of course , all 3 boxes I have are affected I'd rather he didn't Now that this is a thread about rent ... $ 3685 / month ... NYC ! ! 2 BR Not bad . But rerolls got a bad rap with me after the guy who only owns an SU -122-44 and only complains about his teams . Even when we're winning by a landslide . Menstruation is very different than filling five pads full of blood s / p surgery . Been waiting for a reason to mention this : Me and the wife are watching TV and a commercial for Con Air comes on . I make a comment about Cage's cheesy southern accent to which my wife replies , " Oh I love that movie ! That's when my crush on Steve Buscemi started . " Serious question : how much karma do you think you've gotten just from posting comments with ' Oh , thought you were disparaging my initialisms I actually like him . I rarely pay attention to names so I get to the very end and sit there like Well they breed so out of control , with no regard regard to the world around them , it's just to keep the numbers down and thin out the herd . ISO . SWAGGER ! Sadly , even after all this , he's still better than Romney . Giving a shit about the human race . Was not expecting that last question .... This game , man ! I keep flying through the first 3 areas or so , no sweat . Then it throws some mega ship at me with 5 people boarding , FIRE EVERYWHERE and I die Why is everyone being rude ? The first one . For real ? It gets so irksome reading comments that obviously go against widely accepted social standards , that being the humor of the comment , and always seeing " You're not an asshole are you ? I thought it was Hogwarts ... When did the argument go from " it's simply a bad idea " to " it must be wrong because its unconstitutional " on everything people object to . I don't object to stuff because a constitution says I need to , I object because its irrational and I can make a good argument . Wife / mother rip mr . Faper Redditors love to give you that sweet , sweet karma and all you have to do is type This is kind of amazing in a trippy , dadaist way . But as an attempted memorial ... within the last 24h you made exactly 38 " > Redditors love to get that sweet , sweet karma by asking you and all you have to do is type Well there was that time , while dressed like a bear , I tried to burn down my amusement park for the insurance money . We don't want to see proof , AutoModerator Anyone That talks about cakeday and level up is obviously a loser with no life . Most gamers are ... Seems kind of insulting to the name you have already . My feet are inside rabbits yeah bro I'm In It and New Slaves and basically everything other than Black Skinhead or Blood on the Leaves are great party songs I have a rock that keeps unicorns away . It must be working , because I have yet to come across any unicorns . So you decided to give away his address ? Are you stupid ? Things that can be found in instructions / manuals shouldn't be advice mallards S ... Steak Like Naples ! Avoid Naples . There is nothing there . * NOTHING . THERE . * I didn't even need to go beyond the headlines to guess Islam was involved . He might me quite muscular too , I'm 125kg ( 275lbs ) , I have a little bit of tummy but quite a bit of natural muscle mass . I don't work out , I'm also mixed raced . My Jamacian grandmother likes to say I have a " slave body " I'm just hoping there are no assholes who list them for $ 300 + shipping Not here Why is this note even Funny ? I don't consider this Funny at all .. Kinda like a lame joke a mentally impaired 14 yo would play on their older sister . But I digress . If you have to hunt wild bore , you should do the world a favor and do it in places where they have become an invasive species . Not Germany . That's actually a pretty good one The batteries die Maybe now Obama will realize he's wrong . So you chose old people and people nobody could stand to save the world . We are doomed . Ok ..... I was just asking a question . Apparently that's not allowed here That sounds ... Intriguing Tagged as " That brunette Haha well he's into archery mma and war ... And has an awesome pet dragon . Because it costs them like 12 ¢ to produce the disk , and you already gave them $ 59.99 for it ... Wait wait WAIT ! Your telling me that Tali and Garrus ahem get it on ? I thought Garrus was my bro . This definitely belongs in / r / mildlydisturbing . Says the guy with the username : lolipop_anus I was expecting it . I actually was prepared to spend about 1500 so I got off easy Mine to Dallas is 13ms .. White vans don't have windows , Excuse me But Are senators / congressman allowed to take drugs ? Are you not breaking the current law by smoking marijuana ? Your station should invest in the ones with resistance treds . Makes life a little nicer . At least until a superior yells at you and says their meant for upwards pulling as well Sorry was going off to watch a firework show . Ethier way it doesn't really matter I just tried to educate somone on a interesting subject . You know what I meant ... haha well shit . I used to not fuck up like that , and I always thought it was weird when people did . Now I do it all the time . She got her pose wrong I wouldn't do this . Hey , aren't you that one guy that made a fortune with the I'm a werewolf stormcloak high elf that eats thalmor Nothing beats u / warlizard and his I just watched the hall pass the and the hot tub scene ... It could be a gateway , by never being able to recreate the pleasure and lead to some How has no one mentioned Old Greg yet ? and hellbats havent even gotten nerfed yet Pure Android ? Guess we won't see this phone on Verizon . That women likes to point the obvious doesn't she ? Your sister is correct . Probably the last nasty thing I saw was a blanket with menstruation all up on the inside . What . The . Actual . Fuck . Reddit logic ? “ I could have an exercise bike in the back of the car to work out on the way to work , ” . Sorry , I forgot Rikku was from a sitcom Damn , not at that video link . but everyone is working towards one goal : Ban Spam Sheep peeing … So long as we don't call it " breeding " . Credit ? We see how well that's worked out for America thus far O . o ... also what you're getting at is a * secondary market * , where peoples ' credit ( debts ) is bought and sold as a separate currency ... spoiler : it hasn't worked I still dont understand why people post pictures wearing the mask on facebook ... Where you can read their names and hometown I had no idea you could do this Its hard because i work out naked En México , Hahaha I'm confused , am I giving you money ? Because I'm not just broke , I'm grad student broke Toy Story . Im pretty sure they'll have to put this into the game , since all pirates should know how to swim He'll do well in the service industry ... Y yo de IT porque vinieron 5 personas al piso 25 . Le pregunte a mi superior si hacia falta que me quedara cuando se retiraran todos al mediodia ... Me dijo que me quede a hacer horario completo . Did I just watch a kid get killed ? I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt in case it's more of a sarcastic remark . But looking at it again all I feel is Correlation does not equal causation ! Never mind the torture and abuse ... Lucky you , looks like your controllers came with it . I'm still waiting for my extra controller . " Out of control " , yet someone else was there .. with a camera .. taking a photo of them taking a photo of their food . Just saying . Seriously ... Bayern ehhhh but Schalke No Jonas no . When I was eight , I fell off of a truck which twisted my wrist 180 degrees around so my hand faced upward .... there was so much pain I still think about randomly sometimes fair enough ( thanks for fucking that up by the way Or Alvin and the chipmunks TV advertising , most everyone is french , so french 90 % of the time . Except for meetings , where it's English for one employee I saw it too , but I didn't want to point it out to negate the aww in this picture . In a related point ... this dog thinks he's people ... In more ways than one . most of our LMGs have that same sight ( mostly ) though ours are not illuminated You like the new jerseys ? You Devils fan . Gold is $ 3.99 ? ! I thought it was like $ 20 Because the ad plays As a Texan , where in Gods name are you that it's 70 right now ? That's not the same and you know it : l -> :) -> I feel bad for immigrants who honestly entered the country , but don't do as well because they are not as underhanded as you . How do we know that you aren't Golden Corral Happens on both my Mac and PC . I never noticed before today somehow , and now it's bothering me . Thanks a lot HOLOCAUST_IN_MY_ASS Same here , just clicked the link , stared at it then was like This thread got weird reaaaaally fast Define " best " . I work for DoD in procurement . I've got my eye on you , bastard ! Any position that simply calls for a degree , but cannot specify in what . You would be very surprised how common that is . I went to school for anthropology , and I work in film and animation half the year , and cruise line entertainment the other half . All my positions required a degree of some sort to apply , none of them needed it or considered what I have a degree in . Moved to Missouri from California . I so miss In N Out Burger Whoa whoa whoa .... It said he was stepping into " buff justin bieber territory " ? He's buff ? Better yet , instead of asking who she is , or how old . Ask yourself why you just upvoted her . A cheeseburger with no cheese Me too . I'm pretty sure that emergency lighting isn't up to code I used to listen to the H . A . W . P . videogame podcasts . Although , they would cover all sorts of random topics as well that would leave me laughing in tears . Then they became crazy successful and stopped . They do live video episodes on twitch only playing games but it's not the same man , it's not the same ! Glad my kindergarten training of " don't walk into a building where the fire alarms are going off and there's big flashing signs saying DO NOT ENTER " paid off ... unlike the 100s of other people who were strolling into the building Isn't America great . It looks like my vibrator ... As somebody who got a negative credit ding for 36 bucks in late fees , I can say this is not entirely accurate Implying it will never be Put ...... Put your dick in him .... I actually didn't notice that at all A commune then ? Just without the inbreeding . ( Well , I hope without the inbreeding .. ) Worked with my uncle last summer cutting trees . How did they get the chainsaw up the tree ? They tied a rope to it and threw it hoping it would catch a branch I can see why you posted this to funny , this is hilarious ! ! ! All that exercise is doing him good I went to a bar I don't usually go to on Saturday night and ordered a Manhattan . They told me they couldn't do it because they were out of orange juice It is Can we talk about how they've remade FF4 since 2002 more than the total number of Kingdom Hearts games they've made ? What do you mean * apparently * ? How have you been checking for poo before anal sex ? Don't tell me you're just going in blind . This isn't something to be proud of No one is safe Wait what ? Oh I don't know how I feel about being called pants . I need to know I thought I was your best friend ? Same . First I thought I was reading one of the " shittyask " subs but then I saw it was r / sex and then I thought " anal ? " And then I thought it could be a starfish cause there was the pizza dough guy and then I realized its been a long day at work and I should probably just go to sleep . I just spent five minutes of my life looking at a stranger's nose and its secretions ... I've had this app for a solid six months and I just discovered so many possibilities by clicking that arrow for the first time . I can finally write the free karma reaction face Thanks ... I knew reddit would have the answer There is nothing worst than reaching into your MU bag and discovering your lipstick lost it's lid I just like this guy A Ted Nugent concert . 60 year old women flashing = Just reading that made me cringe ... Thanks ..... popefucker Completely serious question here : could hard fucking at the right angle or hard masturbation cause a chick to shit herself on accident ? If so , I thought they only kill humans , not eat them . That thumbnail does not look like a knife . I guess I'll go first : I fucking hate when a place has its own theme music . For example , I just got back from chilis about an hour ago , and as I was peeing ( or attempting to anyway ) , the chilis theme song comes on ( CHILLIIISSSS BABEH BACK RIBZ , YAYUH ) . So I stand there with a look of ( What police ? ^ Well that escalated quickly . * * YEAH UK , I'VE GOT ..... 2 more fucking days to wait I'm a bit behind here but thanks for posting ! Goldfish are way too unknown Great , now she's going to get stoned for your comment . no . Yes , because it has anime girls , it MUST be creepy . Wait , so you actually prefer your ff games online ? THIS STOPS HERE Don't you think it's dumb starting an AMA when the majority of redditors is sleeping ? ? Lol That's a lot of blood [ ಠ_ಠ Why are you always here when someone dies This is not the Sims . Una década ganada . Believing that half life 3 was confirmed Only 1920x1080 ? So I've heard I think I am going to cry Now I really want to change my profile to " White power ! " just to see what kind of scaries DO message . Carbs are the enemy It seems like that is the only response ever to Fucking fuck you for not tagging this NSFW . ┌ ∩ ┐ I tried to click the link in the picture ... Or walking on cold tile with bare feet . Because if they wanted freedom , they wouldn't have gotten an iPhone in the first place That's last one isn't crappy , at least not in the quality sense . @ The comments asking if this is a teaser ..... It isn't working EDIT : I was on the American site , not the UK one . Instead they will just fine people into the poor house . This still does not help . They need to stand up to film and music lobbyists . Ebonics . You impress nobody . I don't think I could . I think I would be too tempted to end going all Dexter on those I didn't like . Moorage rates are outrageous , and I couldn't handle the smell of the bodies once they started building up . I'm far too fastidious about those things . Now the whole website is down ... That's all you need to say . Eh , it depends . I love fighting trolls for example , they feel like a perfectly balanced enemy ( for me as a guardian at least ) because the fight seems so dynamic but doesn't take half an hour to complete . And then I meet a + 2 red boss orc I have to wail on for 10 minutes before he finally drops and I get 10 xp These are the moments when I feel like becoming a real life Dexter . " the illuminati " I think what pushed me over the edge as his foreign policies . Because he was a criminal being sentenced to death . This was a common practice to instill fear in others who might be considering a life of crime by displaying a suffering criminal . It's interesting that people don't ask themselves why it's not more likely he was a valid con-artist , considering his predicament . Almost everybody in modern society who claims to be a profit is a egomaniacal sexual predictor , its a common pattern . It's actually more likely he was a roman Warren Jeffs . being social Of course not , its from the ground I still Travel with a stuffed bear . I don't like him or anything , I'm just tired of him throwing out of control parties when I leave town . I've been MP twice and reset both times . My friends reactions are normally like Ahah , damn Italians You got something against poptarts ? Actually they can . PC gamer here that also wanted to buy ps4 . Those wires .... You've told this story before . Or someone else has . Snopes says this is not true ... I hope it's not . purple link that's still not a very stable method of anchoring the mast OP we need to know this . Drilled the hole then hammered it in . Gets me wondering ... how many other websites are we missing out on ? Haha I to would like a car , while we're making unreasonable demands , a classic cooper mini convertible would be nice . " This album is empty " Oh , well ... That explains everything . I made this a year ago on ifunny > Pusssaaay bitch All of this happiness is pissing me off Can I just remove people who think its hip and counter culture to crap on / atheism instead . I don't know how you make this guy besides c / p ----> The Queen of England . Thanks , I will add that it's affecting multiple EUs . When I saw the picture , my first thought was , " what is this abomination ? " What if a headlight goes out while driving ? Or one of the other 10 other lights they can pull you over for if it's out while driving ? Then they test your blood and you're fucked because you smoked last month .. Elitist taint balloon Real gangster ~ $ 200 You could say that you're * * hooked . * * Complete horseshit OP ! That took 22min Took my a while to read the username The stupidity of some people still never ceases to amaze me Dude looks the part . Wait ... people over 50 use Reddit ? My parents could very well be reading what I've been saying this whole time ... Is this how priests trade pickup lines for the choir room ? Jerry Hairston is exactly 362 days younger than me wat ? I have Strike a Rose and loved it until I looked in the mirror an hour later and saw that it smeared all over my mouth Dude this is NOT you're photo . You said you took this LASTNIGHT ! ! But it's DAYLIGHT in this stolen photo . Were not stupid . You've been BUSTED :-/ His dad had a child when he was 10 Nooooo . It's a trick , go back to Balou . If I say yes ... ? I read that in the voice of Tomak and Bellgarde . See Pat Robertson . There is a heaven for gay people . He was a handsome man , so I stand by my statement . I've worked with him . He's actually super nice , despite being a horrid actor . oh yaaaaaaaaaaaa . im soooo .... excited . Am I the only one who notices the boobs on the back of her knee I'm not gonna lie , I just came from the starcraft subreddit and my first thought was Damn people .... Ours can't pass 150k that's a town ordinance Fucking asshole . That's what I'm hoping . I don't like people very much . / r / WTF How do you not remember his name Its called the * * Baad * * - wait a minute ... They should have had a self epiphany when they realised the cleanest part of the house was the inside of the toilet I have never heard of that , and I can't name a single player . Is it weird that the more i watch these awkward brony and anime cons the more i want to go ? Im not a stranger to conventions myself and i dont intend to make fun or be a party pooper for these people in anyway .... I , I just like to watch . Wait , this is just taking all the top stuff from that askreddit thread the other day . I'm completely convinced that house cats are evolving to me more and more like humans . You pick a good person to go with . I have two friends that I swear I could road trip forever with . I've never been able to have that dynamic with others . Our conversations are just amazing . All our music it perfect . It's just this weird universal cosmic alignment . Sell them to Disney if they behaved , and to the Catholic Church if they didn't . I've known this my entire life . You ate your mother ? So he's trying to be a / fit / izen Looking at you Europe I dropped my ipad in disbelief . Then I looked at the header " Miss MOST of the vital organs " I know this person ... Whatever happened to double spaces between a period and the next sentence ? I swear she looks like a fish For some reason you look adorable in the second photo . I am confused about facial hair now . Thanks What were you doing behind a dumpster ? In this thred : things that never happened . don't be so stupid to believe this crap .. It's so easy to set up XCompose and then not only have ° and µ accessible , but everything else like × , ∫ , ± , Sorry but I disagree . The title clearly states what the article is talking about ? But shroud doesn't give you protection from everything ... I pretty much said exactly this and got down voted . Obama said in his 2008 campaign that he went to 58 states . On behalf of mature people of Reddit , I'm sorry . Escort you say .... I AM SO JELLY ! I can do a wing , if I've have 8hrs to do my makeup lol " The liquid was thrown from a bottle and the 28 - year-old initially thought it was water but quickly realised what it was from the taste " A 3000 level Geography class You own people then ? Duralast wrench ? Scary stuff . Ironically she also uses * what her parents & family would think if she dumped him * to further rationalize ... I think this is going to come off worse You must tell me .... Probably her big fake titties OP is sixteen Oh . in that case , get back to work ! I set up a keyboard shortcut in my phone so that if I type " lod " it becomes This one gave me goosebumps . Actually , I believe the word you're looking for is addiction . I'm addicted to Reddit . I use to work with children at one point and had this same thing happen . Who sends their kids to summer camp dressed in white with heels or clogs / platform sandals ? * ( the kid was 5 by the way I was referring to the follow up That second one has a reaver-ish sort of look to it . Of course they did . They were school and hospital records What ! ? I thought bowling was awesome I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not Such a good sport . You must have some sort of keyboard macro set up for " Yeah VW only owns Porsche and Audi . I'm sure they don't know how to make cars . Why the fuck did you watch all that ? Why the fuck did you put that on the bucket list ? I haven't seen that , and I'll make sure to keep it that way I get paid the most out of all my coworkers ... Guess who's hours get cut most often ? This lady ! - 1 for * * not * * smoking ? I heard my parents having sex this morning ... Way to go and steal this from a guy in / r / askreddit . How does your sister know how big you are ? Wow , I didn't know my child was going to come into contact with the ground ... May have to rethink this field trip . I have him tagged as " * * * NSFW * * * my coworker was RIGHT behind me you split dick mother fucker ..... she be all like Meet with the rebels and compromise . Fortunately I added a link for those that don't I know the people in these pictures I've been there , you're in for some fun . Using puppets and slow interpretive dance to " eye of the tiger " . Put on a teddy bear suit for a large bachelorette party . I don't recommend it . Have you ever seen those nature videos where a poor gazelle is taken out by a pack of lions ? It went something like that . But I made 800 bucks , including tips , which I had to fish out every crevice of the costume . Middle aged women are really lonely . Nice try there These fat jokes are mean . Make them stop . blue for me too until I clicked them . Oh God why You have * got * to be fucking kidding me He ... Looks like my grandma . Wow ! Thank you so much for the tips . I learned the speed limit thing the hard way . Ended up getting a ticket on my way to the job interview . You're a monster . I want loyalty chips installed in all my crewmen that I can trigger and kill them if they even attempt this . Redditor for 2 hours ... seems legit ... legitimately rapey ! My X told me that I was like having sex with Roger Rabbit . She didn't like my inappropriate jokes . Just casually going through " slut walk " photos ... Why even put this on here if you can't see anything I see you groovy So many people siding in here seem to think OP's GF should have sent him nudes ... yet whenever a girl has scandalous photos get out on the internet , most of reddit can't wait to burn her at the stake and say she was an idiot for ever putting something like that out there . Just ... nothing else to add except for It isn't even out yet . How are you to judge when you haven't seen what the game offers in its entirety ? None of the games I want to go on sale , ever go on sale . There's this one cop . I see him around the high school at work at from time to time . His uniform is actually digi-BDU's ! Real men don't talk shit about people releasing FREE jailbreaks . You come off as a self-entitled douche . * Would you just go ahead and pop the question already ! ? * Who is she even talking to ? What could any of this possibly mean ? Are these just random musings and brilliant observations ? I be like : My husband and I have four daughters , when people find out , they ALWAYS ask if we are going to try for a boy . La denuncia es válida . El video mareador . Qué necesidad de ponerle efecto a todas las fotos ? Bro . This isn't a question . And it's hardly even a strong point . ( ტ Words cannot describe how disgusting this is Uhh .. I think the latter because the former is just ... No calls Never date a WoW chick . Ever Ah , yes , the " Hell of Proper English Writing That We Learned in Second Grade " . Because they can't afford to live in nice zone , because as a species we breed like ever consuming cockroaches . Canada here . I still the think the vast majority of the people in this nations could give a fuck about a Hockey , but the minority of hardcore fans , along with hockey team marketing departments have convinced people its part Canadian culture . Who says that ? Now I take a second look ... could be a casket shaped like a trunk . So that makes her 16 My friend was diagnosed with schizophrenia , and I couldn't handle it . It was causing my own life to become far too difficult , resulting in me losing my car , as well as several opportunities , so I had to leave it up to his family and others to deal with him and move on with my life . I feel bad . Your logic doesn't work here .... THIS IS REDDIT My surname is Wright . People like to joke and change it to ' wrong ' . Never heard that one before more like a lipoma Is it dust ? Please explain That vest . OP when will you deliver ? Never thought i'd say this but I demand the d ! Naw , I'll pass . I already spent 3 years in a cult as an entertainer for Disney . If I'm trained with any more subliminal keywords , I'm pretty sure somebody is going to find me up a tree storing chestnuts for the winter . I call Bullshit .... unless you've been under a rock the past three days ... you know what the shed is .... reddit army Why'd you use a throwaway ? We're on to you Tinman An old friend of mine had a big tv and had this same problem . Drive me crazy ! Well after some looking at it , I found that this thing wasn't either aspect , but was in fact closer to an aspect of 14:10 . Curling in the got-danged squat rack Lots of gingers . This reaction seems kind of disturbing . The amount of karma you have alone from responding " Our mod uses " salty " . Shhhhh . If you keep talking like that , they will the activate the recall chip they put in during traditions . In case you have not figured it out , the entertainment industry is as inbred as politics . Sucks when your wishlist is 50 + games long . The everloving shitfest am i looking at When I eat I stick my tongue out some as if to greet my spoon / fork . An ex pointed it out and thought it looked like I was safely and gently bringing it into my mouth with my tongue , like a li'l landing pad . Now I'm pretty aware of it ... Whatchu know bout his one stand up guy ? Not really sure if the word " cosmopolitan " had to play a role in this I'll be happy to take some of that off your hands if its bothering you that much . i was all like " DAT TARP only kind of a guy ? Oh my god , yes I do this too . I did it when I was little because I loved dinosaurs ( even made little dinosaur arms and all ) and my dad thought it was cute so never corrected it . It irks me when people call it a ' campaign ' in a sandbox game such as GTA . I guess all that extra testosterone made his hair fell out . I hope he's happy looking like one of those leather bears in a gay pride parade . On the 4th of July some lady behind me was trying to take photos of the fireworks . With her flash on . Thanks for clearing that one up for us dude Okay seriously , what is the difference between " it's " and " its " ? The people I've asked , have all said something different . Show us his name I'm sure you've been horribly persecuted as a white American TIL OP has no OC What the heck ? Even my 9 year old keyboard that saw daily use for 6 years is nowhere near that bad . Stop smoking / eating and typing The Books are for collecting stamps pm me for them NSFW = TITS ! This works a LOT better than trying to back my chair up against my cabinet at work , stand back against the wall , etc etc I don't think this is the right subreddit for that . I like your Soundcloud . Lol , yeah , that'll get them ! ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ I don't think of myself as much of a germophobe , but I've seen way too many mistreated cosmetics in drugstores to trust that people aren't doing disgusting things to testers in lower class stores . Not to give you a bad impression of America before you even get here but sometimes it's XP times I squint my eyes .. allegedly .. It's my birthday .... But ... Terminator 3 came out in 2003 ... tomorrow is my 83rd birthday ... what are you saying about trolls ? No . 25 his name was John Johnston Frack this . Your account isn't even a day old And I was happy with 120 karma Not kidding people , my boss sent me this link after I have been cramping up and running to the bathroom all week . . org ? Well then ... Thanks ? .. How do you prove you're not a post baking brownies murderer ? I've spent more time building houses with * Hearthfire * than I have with the story quests for * Dawnguard * and * Dragonborn * combined . I say that to my kids . ... Hard to beat ? This might be the reason women are rejecting him . You're on the internet and you don't know by now As a TSM fan ... no . superhuman battery I don't find the act of wearing the contacts cringey , but the crying part at the end . And now I have to go back and look . Why would you do this to me ? Trust me it's not Okay I'll trust you Does this correlate with rule 34 ? Like cheese pizza I was nodding along and considering the comment until I got to that same term and was like My gf was hit on by some guy when she was at a Daryl Braithwaite concert with her friend . He was trying to be funny and nudged her jokingly .... into a bush .... Okay , tried it again today and now I can download the UVHU , but not SHBGH ! ! ! Why is this happening to me ? Could we please stop doing this * * Glad to see they ramped up the in-game commentary That's at least affordable . My bro just spent 20k on a wedding . He said he'd just go Vegas next time but free healthcare .... I asked myself the same thing , It was late at night , I wanted to go to bed Were you the lawyer against my late best man's widow ( he killed himself 2 weeks before my wedding , and destroyed my marriage ) ? Man , that hit me in the heart . Oh , here's a flashlight , but let me find a fucking crayon to burn instead ! Former employee chiming in with agreement . Working in that godawful heat for hours , running the oven and the front by myself , while drunk girls insist on free cookies because " ItS mY BiRthDAYYYYY ! ! ! " ... Good times . Tight left , then a very tight right just at the point the leadout trains will be really ramping it up before handing over to the Top Guns - well , at least it will be interesting Didn't notice it until you said it I'm suspicious of the fact that Kik is running in the background of your screenshot . 19 years ago , and yet the US still has powerful politicians denying evolution If you delay the Winter Olympics by a few months , they will be the Spring Olympics ... The 8 hour / 5 day a week model needs to be examined and most probably tweaked . I don't agree that this is the answer though . And that logo ? Really ? Is this a serious question ? No . Das sind Hagebutten , du Wald-Noob . Doesn't he talk to astronauts in space in Superman Unchained ? I wish they would stick to one set of powers / physics and not change it randomly . Yeah , it's totally not your fault . I wish this man had a blog , and posted a new memo every day . Is this a thing , because if so , I might have finally found a way to go from nerd to jock ? That's because they were all descendent of convicts , bartenders and arsonists . Book of Eli . Never finished it . It was so bad , that I downloaded it for free , and still feel that every person involved in it should give me money . They're twins Not a phrase , but this guy used in a perfect situation cracks me up every time : Vegetarian , pop punk , really short vague comments . Ignorance at its finest Remove the words " in Slender " . Mm I tweeted and pm'd wat should I do Only ಠ_ಠ if you think it's ಠ_ಠ . Maybe because society would say it's ಠ_ಠ . But really is it anymore No , it doesn't I might start using this in place of My penis is really confused right now > Gets offended by the word Tranny . Class offender Retarded . When i see kids telling the " old cartoon network " was better that the new ... but the " old " CN is actually the " new " CN to me Ya wanna fight pedobear ლ ( Should Be Random but I have feeling that new effects have Higher chance . Cake Is a lie Why did I read this The dude said his sister put some in a glass . I'm not saying it's like sucking it from her tit . I'm just saying that if you really think about it , the consumption of a sister's breast milk is no more Ouch that sounds painful . My point stands ... Breaking Bad , funny ? It is 2013 ... Not using " Firstly , Secondly , Thirdly " MFW I asked , best they could suggest is Metamucil and Imodium . I cannot breathe I am laughing so hard . People are staring . I find it funny that they state that there is no scientific evidence for evolution , like seriously Record your Mickey Mouse voice . If its any good , reddit may have use for you . Ya .. thank God it wasn't " some woman " ... sheesh ... a woman probably wouldn't have panicked . It must be a burden , being so much smarter than everyone . B's hybrid I laughed out loud at this in a library . The stares I got .. Kidney stones . Haha Sexism is funny because its against guys . And that makes it ok . dat username Just coz you have a dirty mind doesn't mean Op does . What's with all the beastiality comments on here lately ? People will , no doubt , sings songs of this great act for generations to come . I was always that one lil fucker who couldn't sleep ... and only watch ? I guess that should have been pointed out . I've never worked fast food , but it always pissed me off when people leave their wrappers and tray on the table . Those are the biggest pissflaps I've ever seen Totally haven't been checking back every couple hours to keep tabs on this specific comment . Nope . That's a young Justin Beiber , have just been dropped off by the Doctor's Tardis , having met his own future self . Tell him its ok , they will get Han Solo a new Chewbaca at the local pet store . One that looks just like the old one , so that he will be none the wiser . Actually , he's a pretty good at writing . A jack ass when it comes to pandering to the conservatives on the NSA , but he's pretty good at writing . Ryan Reynolds is the green lantern Anyone else see the Guy Fawkes face on the upper left side of the sky ? Ah , no , that's not me ; I was quoting from one of the reviews , and then * * I * * added the : For essentially being black You forget I'm a female with long hair . As a male with short hair , a detachable shower head would also probably take 5 seconds . I had a good comment , but then I saw your username and now I don't even What the fuck . Naw , hate only goes out to guys that think their certified ethical hacker cert is helpful to their credibility meanwhile have never popped a binary much less understand what that means . Seriously ? What does this have to do with anything ? If you cancel it's up to YOU to organise the next one . Don't piss the other person off by being THAT person " Recovered " is a * helluva * stretch ... bruce on bruce ....... More specifically his expression ... Didn't think I really needed to point that out He's asking what texturepack it is even pikachu's like " Well , what sort of alarm clock we talking about here ? One of those bullshit vibrators or the really loud motherfuckers ? Trust me , it matters 7 year olds taking coding camp ? I think she's horny It's called when they fuck around with the fire hydrant system , puts bunch a shit in for a while runs clean after that . They taste like pine trees . Pai , da . Si in Germania Kaiser Chiefs au vreo 5-10 concerte in fiecare an . Dar noua ne-ajunge unul pe viata , nu ? Gandhi " stressed " about his sexuality .. He was likely to be gay , as the letters to his biographer seem to suggest . ... there are videos ... I .... I remember this . Oh god why ? Who takes of their shirt while on a lan party ? To be fair , any other Mac model I would have been fine . But the Air has a non-standard I / O . It uses SSD Blades . 120GB for about $ 160 Why is gay rap unthinkable ? I don't get it . There was an award winning rap album made by Hasidic Jews , if that's fine , I don't see why gay people can't have a slice of the pie . Cue the pond tentacles , ready to roll . Awesome Silent Hill post ! Foggy days always make me think of Silent Hill . By the way , this is a crosspost from WTF ? Poop jokes are so juvenile . While I wont deny that some people are too rough on their portables , I've had consoles that I've kept safe and played lightly still get the same problem . Plus the consoles are built for kids , they should be able to take some abuse ( I should know , I got mad with my SP as a kid In year nine English we were reading something and the word ' haphazard ' came up . The reader pronounced it ' ha-fa-zard ' instead of ' hap-hazard ' , much to my amusement . The best ( worst ) part was no one else even realised Nah , I prefer to believe that anyone under the age of 30 is unable to appreciate the true glory of legacy of gaming . That hits my crotchety old man G-spot better . * * I fucking hate people Do you think he sang it while they did it ? That reference frame's not very helpful when Earth's average orbital velocity is 66000 mph and roughly circular I didn't feel that way until I produced 50 rounds that I measured with improperly calibrated calipers According to him , Jill went also . Omg , you have so much karma . Any post about pedophilia has a bunch of Redditors who want all pedophiles dead , or * physically * castrated . There are quite a few who think " drag them into the street and shoot them " is the solution . I once locked my apartment and car keys inside the hood of my car . ಠ_ಠ nice thong ................... Twitch chat Funny fact , my Mum sent me this . What happened to his eyebrows ? Indy car racing Redditor for 35 minutes . Why yes of course . Nothing more exciting than a selfie at a traffic light . Silly me . Vigor time is but a window ಠ_ಠ Pics for before & after ? i was rocking mario back in the late 1800s , yo My internal reading voice is very close to my normal voice ... Why assume it's a kid ? ? It's probably an old man on his deathbed .. They usually get the window rooms . I had a job at DirecTV and in the customer account notes there was a flag that said if its after like 8 or 9 pm you need to refer to them as Ma'am and not Sir . I SAID : SO TECHNICALLY I LIVE IN A " CASTLE " Not as wrong as sniffing your sisters panties . And it sucked " I don't hate gay people , some of my best friends are gay ! I just think they shouldn't be allowed to get married . " No , that's not bigotry at all . Is that seriously what its been called ? lol I talked to M $ and they said " oh we'll give you a discount even though you're out of warranty ! $ 99.99 " I made that same comment in the Martin thread and got down voted . What the fuck ? All the while , said girl is just standing there giving OP the Lucifers Pizza Come on man ... He knows about real porn . He doesn't care . He wants cousin sex Why is it " arcadey " ? Was it really necessary to mention it in the title ? Me too TIL " citizents " The new planet UI is horrible . It does naught but look fancy . I feel like DE literally stripped away all the functionality the UI once had in favor of it looking pretty My first was an LT Jets jersey ! Now to get my hands on a sweet powder blue one #IfIEverSeeZimmerman is trending on twitter Plot twist : is now dating third person in picture and wanted to keep the photo of them .. She went on an erotic journey " You can't have O . J . and Zimmerman " It is built wide , to allow them to pass Next photo OP posts is venison steaks in r / cooking ... I don't know , but I downvoted you coz it's off topic to this thred .. You should delete it though dude . I work In retail and constantly get asked by customers , you know who you look like ? Hugh Jackman . Are you aware that the website you mentioned is a braindump site ? It's illegal and devalues this certification . Infinite lives divided by 0 And you're ... you're planning to * stay * in a relationship with this person ? I use conditioner to lubricate as well . who buys this shit Stock cpu heatsink Tom Thibodeau's face : It's called the sunshine state but its raining 70 % of the time I don't see why this is here redditor for 2 years huh , it shouldn't look like that What exactly is under the Chicks group * slow fap ... * You're username You make it sound like she got 2nd degree sunburns BECAUSE someone shot oil all over her . Tried that twice already When I hear about animal abusers getting killed . That's a horrid thing to say about your wife sir , I think she caries that weight quite well . No , nobody lives there ... any more . You care more about a white 「 traitor 」 than for a black murder victim ?  well ... They tortured and killed him , should he give them flowers and presents ? along with mexicanese the Thailandese are my favorite peoples . It should be noted ; there are also tons of cases where priest are caught with adult girlfriends and are forced to leave the order , it just never makes news because its so tame compared to the pedophiles . Gulacsi with the assist , well done Liverpool ! Selling our best players again What's important is that you found a way to convince your self your superior to both of them . First time I saw the Executor in the movie I flipped my shit cause that was the largest vessel I had ever seen . All Luke could say was , " Vader is on that ship . " Nah man , I've grown up Roman Catholic , and good " Christian " families are either salt of the earth or crazy dysfunctional republican fucks . A Conan Obrien Appreciation ( circlejerk ) thread . It seems conans recycled jokes are funny on * le reddits * The bitch has a hairy asshole ..... You couldn't find any bar ends for sale Because the logical response to being punched is to shoot the puncher . What the fuck did I just read ... Why . ლ ( " with " " with " Yeah , no women play video games . I didn't say it did . I said it was likely manufactured in 1912 . 100 Billion berri man If you don't do a drip pan be ready to nuke your pit clean . I made this mistake with 70 ~ of these a weekend back . Ended up dumping 10 lbs of kingsford in a broad bed with a full chimney of lit briquettes on top . Let it burn clean ; I can get it up over 600F for 3 ~ hours easy which is wayyyyy above bacon fat's smoke point . The downside is I also nuked off a lot of seasoning sterilizing the pit . But it beats manually degreasing . Imagine Fizz in real life ... little blue man throwing fish at people , and suddenly a shark comes out of the ground . Lebanese-American here : once my friends all insisted that when I eat tabbouleh it should be on crackers . thank GOD you realize that it's cringey . I'm 20 and I have an " acquaintance " who still pulls this shit . And the only post is written by you , some minutes after this comment ? It's going to get hot as hell the rest of the day now Hmmm .... I have a friend named Dave who has a town called Nuketown .... Ireland ? SOMEONE X-POST TO r / frugalmalefashion ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You may have problems > It's going to be hot as hell the rest of the summer now This man lies for karma ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ " Rose " tends to equal craziness as well . At least OP didn't open the door to Rose laying naked on the bed surrounded by oranges That penis tho My husband put some expressed milk in his coffee when we were out of cream . He called it expresso . > Also ... where are you guys getting Ecclesiastes from ? Wikipedia : Formica sanguinea , " Its common name comes from their practice of enslaving other species of ants . " Too soon I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't know what kik means or stands for ... ლ ( IT s A FAKE TATTOO ! Being awake . I managed to forget that ... not anymore Oh , well that is completely reasonable . As a future transportation planner : There's nothing funny about homosexuality . He has a belt on the outside pair to keep them above his knees .... We do no such thing . Yeah , it's called " antigravity " and it * doesn't exist * . MC Diabetes . Your URL was hard.com . I guess it's easier than blaming the the bigger issue , theocratic Islam . I'm offended . There are plenty of nations outside of Africa I would like to see mass death in . The world just needs a plague based on some activity that really stupid people enjoy . After sex glow has never been quite as disturbing . Thanks OP . * cue trailer for total divas * You saved that from MySpace , DIDN'T YOU Thats how you lose business , the customer should always come first . You even avoided the question by returning a rude remark . Bad yelp review right there Thank you . I was beginning to think I was the only one with any brains Why are some people turned on by this ? ! What can possibly be satisfying about this ! What mad man would like this ! ? On like , my second game of lol someone was ripping on me for playing like shit . I was just like dude , if you didn't want to play with shitty players you shouldn't have played in a beginner bot game . I had a former co-worker tell me that blacks can't be racist . When I inquired she said because they aren't in power . Cena wins ... what a shock Why is the midget ladder there ? I don't like you says the guy with ' FUCKING PASSWORD ' as his flair I did that months ago ....... Just like men who find good cooks / caregivers attractive have mommy issues , right ? The hand in the shadow is his left hand . Lol . I think we're on the same page here , I just like discussing things more than they need to . I know right ? I find it a little disgusting when people lean into their fart . I just sit there like What are you talking about . [ ] ( / toby ) [ ] ( / rhino ) Indeed ! Absolutely terrible My eyes made me see genital laxative Has she seen the movie Ginger Snaps ? You enjoyed drawing this , didn't you Thank you very much ! I'll update later with ... Well , an update ! ( He still hasn't fixed the jellylock handle Is that big daddy spanking the big sister ? Huh ? That's not funny bud . Dude , did you really expect anyone to agree with that comment in an NBA sub ? Yes , we get it . Adlington is a minion from Despicable Me , and Pause is a Native American . You know it wasn't my point Well , there's the spammers that took over i . e . CEOs taking advantage of the stumbleupon algorithm to make money by signing up and circlejerk spamming their sites with " thumbs up " and positive reviews ... which stumbles more people there . Therefore making your stumbles shittier and shittier . It's was like someone got a hold of your Netflix account and now all it recommends to you is shit like Maid in Manhattan and Failure to Launch Did you take the photo yourself ? > So there's nothing we know of thats faster than a radio wave ? How do people still not have this game Wear * Are you f'n serious ? ! Holy Christ . I don't even ... wtf What do you know , you're just a farting butt > Hey , that's an original comment ... i got in at 10pm wed night and did not enter the campground until 10am thursday ... 12 hours Why is this NSFW ? Those ports in the back are meant for watercooling . Creoles can create new verb tenses . And light waipiri is definitely a combo of two languages . And I did read the article . I am questioning what was written . See comments by snickersnacks and others . Says album is empty . You mean " * * B * * alls " right ? Please tell me you mean Balls ... HBO needs to get to the root of the issues , and just stop releasing content to pirate . hulu ... lol , ads Thanks for blacking out what I've heard is a fine titty . Put away his laundry when the dryer is done . He doesn't return the favor , just puts his stuff away and leaves mine in basket so I've been stopping . Not to be passive aggressive , but because I'm not a maid or your mother and don't buy into gender stereotypes . I hate cleaning and chores as much as anyone else , if we must do them , we must suffer and do them equally together . She didn't Most likely Boston Oh you're the worst kind of person What the hell is with the responses to this ? Digg , it was great . I never really " got into it " with posting comments and stuff but I checked it out daily . reddit was just on the sidelines at that point and I didn't like how reddits front page looked . Then Digg went to absolute shit , literally overnight . They started letting automated commercial submissions in and people left in droves ... I was part of the exodus and here I am .. I've been a redditor longer , this is my second username . Actually forgot the password to the first ! > Religious Jews read as they celebrate the festivity of Tisha B'av * * And don't forget when we caught the Boston Bombers . Colonoscopy quality improvement project ! Don't laugh ... Too much or too loud Da fuq did I just watch It is my duty to defend my Culture's Great Works against your Tourism It's okay ... * flashes badge * I'm from Washington . 6 months No . I learned this a few weeks ago when someone else posted it . / r / Conservative is filled to the brim with vote brigades , even with that Dude I feel ya , Californian here and I cant even debate with anyone here , everyone's argument is " BUT HE SHOULD OF STAYED IN CAR , HES RACIST AND GUILTY , TRAYVON ONLY HAD SKITTLES IN HAND AND A TEA , HOW DO YOU FIGHT SOMEONE WITH SKITTLES AND TEA IN YOUR HANDS , HOW DO YOU KILL A MAN WITH SKITTLES UNLESS YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE ? ? ? ? " I got Bad Rats > I had to cause wars and spread diseases ... Do we all run out and buy everything that Stevie Wonder has ever made right now ? I'm conflicted . I want to support him completely in this ( and encourage the same from other artists ) but I'm also generally at first i was like WTF kitchen knife ? but then read the comments and it makes enough sense . so you pass for now ... VLC is pirate software . One I got one of these on my iPad but it was for mail . The box said MicrosoftCorp was trying to access my emails . I use gmail ... * clearly , she loved it ... * ... Nope , was like that for a long time . The only thing I can think of is that all three dragons were perfectly in line and so two were hidden behind one . Seems pretty unlikely though Dat Gap Excellent . I'm going to the community college tomorrow to sign up for a JAVA programming class that's the first part of a GIS certificate from Arizona State . It says I need " CIS 105 or instructor approval " as a prerequisite . I already have a bachelors degree and I'm signing up for this class voluntarily ... what else do they want ? Oh geeze , why did you remind me ? Oh yes , mine did a lot , especially in the first few months . I hear you on the " helpful " relatives too . Every time : " Ohhhh , looks like someone's hungry , better go feed him ! " Um , he just ate 15 minutes ago . The best one was " I bet he's thirsty , give him a bottle of water ! " This was at 6 weeks of age . " Oh you're right . It's never come up , go figure ! " I know a few games not on the list here .. I feel your ... hate . I was talking to somebody today and she had this really nasally voice , and she said something was " crimsom . " I thought she had just misspoken , then a few minutes later she decided something else was " crimsom . " I kind of wanted to punch her in the face , but I shouldn't do that , right ? wow you really milked that and sucked him in didn't you ? Why does it have to be a rape whistle This got me hard Speed down ? ^ Haha , that comment made me LOL ! One le upvote 4 u , le brave reddit le sir That is disturbing ... Chaos in and of itself will no longer exist .... Back the fuck up . You're a little bit too obsessed with me . > Yeah , I'm going to change my doctor riiiiiight now That's . the . whole . fucking . point . of . a . pre-nup . I'll concede the liquor sales and bourbon . Ohio has some of the weirdest alcohol laws . Worked at a grocery store in a staunchly Jewish neighborhood . Couldn't tell you how many times I got bitched at on a Sunday morning by a Jewish lady who wanted to buy Manischewitz and couldn't because there aren't any alcohol sales in the state before 1pm so people can go to church . Funny , it took Stevie Wonder to wait until a Hispanic man killed a black 17 year old to boycott any performances in Florida but why didn't he do the same with the overwhelming amount of black on black murders ? Oh , I guess that doesn't count right ? DotA 2 does not belong there TIL GW girls have their own subs . Please tell me that this is not a thing Why did he have a gun with live rounds .... Why not rubber bullets or a tazer ..... His gun is a tool for his community watch ..... He left his house with that tool , that alone shows intension to use it .... ZL logic Well , when you put it that way ... Are you a homosexual ? .... Why is this link purple Our * ( fixed the title spelling ) I put that into google and the fifth link down was about masturbation position . What were those buildings made of ? Wood ? There's almost nothing left ... Wow ... some of the comments there Your * teacher * says that ? Is your boyfriend single ? google chrome It's now July , DID YOU GO ? And the 1960s counter sit-ins were also an excuse to loot ? Uhhhh what ? * Easy to Händel * My grandma had him in a 20 gallon , but she got tired of cleaning it and gave him to my aunt to put in her 55 gallon . I cleaned up my grandma's tank and gave her a few of my fish , and I took the oscar out of my aunt's tank and gave her the rest of them . She'd had him in there with gouramis and mollys . A friend of mine went to put down a land but he took it out of it's sleeve , placed it onto the battlefield , and left the sleeve in hand .. how is that op ... I feel your pain . Too many times I had this happen . Worst thing is you can only give this look : At the Olympics where fighting is banned ? Whoever owns the drawing , it's beautiful . But the circle at the end of the nose .... it bothers me ... Then again you are a godless heathen I just migrate my emails to outlook.com There is no privacy anymore , even if you pay . You must be a super genius to set up every part of every sytem yourself to have 99 % of a " sense of security " this is the second time I've opened this . How'd you miss that one archeologists ? Especially you , Indiana Jones .. Haha ... I didn't even think about that read the first sentence : I bet Uranus tastes great I agree Whoa dude ... It's funny how you said it and then you my sister works at in-n-out Damn Son I guessing with the use of a net and tranquilizer gun . A doctor's fingers for prostate exams Way to go LA , that'll surely show the florida law system whos boss ! What's happening on the top left there ? Any boy approaches me with that opener and I will * not * think you just want to talk to me . at least you didn't buy an entire page of attack speed and then later on combine them ... Never break eye contact . She's actually older . Why ? Right . Vegetarians have never heard this lame joke before . Apparently people in a majority of zombie films . Nothing is worse than have a confused slaking , with paralysis . Sir Gawain and the Green Knight ? thanks for delaying 1.2 Wait , he's saying that it's gender-friendly , and you're upset ? Exactly ! It happens to me all the time too . I put fucking it changes to " ducking " I right fuck after that because it typed ducking , and it changes it to duck . And I'm just like RES tagged as " Fists Children Is this concept art for for the sequel to " Ratatouille " ? And that Annie doesn't have boobs . Little girls should not have boobs dufuq where yall talking about You work at In and Out ? ? ? Make me a malt I just posted this ... to the same subreddit I don't see a single joke about her dad on any of those mugs . This is an outrage . I demand an explanation OP ! The corporations still want you to take your pills , pay money , trust them . Did you just say thousands ? Sweet mother of hellfire turtles , do you know how many people in the world that can internet . Link is already purple . I don't remember going here . Surprised you didn't notice the state designation on the tag instead . It's okay … I wasn't planning to sleep anyway … 10 years ... / Oh gosh ! My mom literally came banging on my door two days ago because I hadn't called her all day . It was 4 o clock and I was napping . Except you did a shity job , its like the two of you were having euphoric bullshit content with no defined terms . Congratulations . That's not even witty . My Jewish Family would not have fled Germany , which means my grandparents would never have met and I would not have been born . You will have to excuse me , I need to go back in time to protect Hitler from you . I'm pretty sure Robin Williams would recognize me , we had a rather unusual incident at a certain nerdy convention two years in a row . No , I would rather not . Yes , we are next Middle School Book Hipster ? More tilk in the mea cup ... I'm watching you I am a women . Why is Gay male here ... January 23 , 2005 . Oy . How are the deaths by rooftop solar panels caused ? Iteron Vs for sleeper loot ? That's funny , I didn't realize the sun rose in the WEST . yeah , cause that makes total sense , if you don't see it it never happened ... oh no now they will know i mastarbate ! ! ! * aaaand * the crackpot moral relativist is exposed . You want a system which protects property rights by allowing anyone to initiate violence against another person for any perceived wrong-doing . Makes perfect sense Cameron should be euthanized Oh believe me , we have the equivalent if not worse shows . Jersey shore ? Try Geordie shore Delivers a crock pot ? ? ? Found a box of condoms and brought it to school and all my classmates blew them up ..... i was 5 . As a current student at Cornell , Holyyyyyy crap . Half asleep and reading this i was picturing flimsy tennis balls . Ur dog's pretty brutal I think he is giving it to himself Is that caterpillar made of toe prints ? ? He is extremely hilarious , but that laugh Or how dumb they are - you can vote Yes and No He's stealing my precious karma . I'll report this to the internet police . Poster # 9 .. That username . Your athletic facilities are nicer than ours ಠ_ಠ top lel Thanks op , i think We're still doing that brazzers tag thing huh ? Keeping it alive OP ..... * Refer back * If that's how they buried [ Mordin after curing the genophage ] ( / spoiler " ME3 " ) I'm going to lose my shit . Ah of course , why hadn't I thought of that ... While not the same , she disappeared for me aswell in that room . I spun around a few times looking for here , gave up , turned to the vending machine and there she was , a foot away from my face all of a sudden ... yeah . I remember a gif somewhere where there is a dude looking at the computer . penis comed up with a :D face , then turns into a I'm a size 38 ... Or does he ? You feel like doing what ? lots of porn What REALLY freaks me out ... is my husband took this picture . This . Exact . Picture . If they can do that , I don't see why I can't run a Linux xterm ? I am not handsome . I am sexy " Account created : 9/04 / 09 " It's bril ... I mean horrible . Not sure if complimenting me or mocking me ... Which wood working projects are you inferring ? On alien blue , touch the down arrow at the top of the add comment screen , scroll over , and touch the face . Thanks , the thermostat is programmable . I have to dig through a mountain of her clutter to find out what kind of unit we have My post was a joke ; I think people are being downvoted for missing the point . Summer wreeeeeath makes me feel fiiiiine ... I'm just going to pretend I didn't get downvoted for slightly incorrect brevity in a circumstance where the point of the light-hearted joke was the silliness of even using a combat command in a GA situation . But apparently it bothered * somebody * . ITM . Not loving it and I have two more SAP classes in front of me to do . I hope it clicks soon . That's how it was for my elf . The only way you can be queen is if you're a human noble . We have a redlight camera program where we must send out a the citation within 14 days and speed is just speed you go over to much its nothing to prove Well then I never understood people's hatred of port-a-potties until I went to a concert last month … it was awful But in the end , what they really wanted was justice . I ... uh ... " crahsed " is all I see MFW liquid Viagra You fucking monster , I * loved * the loop on that gif and NOW I'LL NEVER LOOK AT IT THE SAME WAY AGAIN I can't tell if you're trolling me or not There were no side ways logs 2 years ago > I can't tell if you're trolling me or not To start a Reddit account they should have it mandatory to subscribe to / r / atheism ... This is a sad day . Hehe NOT , J fuckin K , YOLO fuckers ! ! Be safe and have a good night . It's not funny Dean . The voice says I'm almost out of minutes * barbed penis * .... Standing and peeing anywhere ... ANYWHERE " Let me private message you " NOT Ill just tell you everything in the same post ! ! I'm from the states , and I've never heard of this case How long it took ? ? ? EVERY comment I post on FB I get a minimum of 20 likes .. EVERYTIME ..... Ok not really , everyone hates me and I only have 7 friends on Facebook and 4 of them are other accounts I made to be friends with my other accounts .. His arms look like double dicks You're not Japanese , are you ? That's exactly how I felt .... Gold ? ? ? Huh , no silly fucker ... no . You people and your measly souls . Try losing 99 humanity by hitting B one too many times while waiting for the New Londo elevator ... Twice . I agree completely . Tiefling but not Dragonborn ? Wait a minute , why don't I have one of those keys ? What in the actual fuck did i just watch ? a Qop that doesnt level SS Yes let's make fun of our students in a public forum 153 days and your best is 100 + ? I like how he just has a Dude , you're a nutcase . I can respect that . It's when people start using scoped . 308 rifles into scent-proofed tree stands with bait out that I start going I am also 27 . Mother of slam dunks I'm almost 34 and I just recently realized I should be giving a shit about a 401k ... ლ ( The same one who can't shut down Guantanamo because the GOP keeps stopping him ? Lots of bugs and vastly less feature rich than AB . Plus it has ads . What if it's by a woman ? One of my biggest problems with Wow was that every Horde race besides High Elf was ugly , and 80 % of the horde on my server where High Elf Tell me about it How old is she ? 30 portraying a 18 year old ? Supposedly the newer versions of these have the problems fixed ( can tell by the serial number , don't know what it is offhand though ) , but I RMA'd mine because it was having some weird graphical glitches , charged me for shipping and they sent one me from the exact same batch . its a golf ball I .. Umm ... I also CAME People eating with their mouths full , and hearing them chew it . Why do you care so much ? Those ... horns ... One time I said ... " You're pretty ... for a black girl " to a black girls face . * * > always thought that the origin was in fact unknown I wanna play your game I completely agree and did the same thing to get a 10k raise , sucks that its illegal I was up for 32 Hours , finally got back to base and as I got out of the heli I was in I groggily walked around the helicopter toward the stairs . As I walked to the stairs my CO screamed at me to stop so I do and turn around ..... to realize I just walked perfectly through the still active tail rotor of the helicopter without a scratch on me my face must of looked just like this And I'm sure 9/11 was an inside job too eh ? I just realized ... if they remove magic find , will I no longer be able to get + 20 % boon duration from food ? Then by all means resign yourself to spinsterhood until he grows up and leaves the house Not with that attitude you won't Oh god . That subreddit Some don't Yo ... that's $ 120 for a t-shirt My sexism ? It was supposed to be ... I was so excited when I saw emilynoel actually use them in a tutorial , I think she was using Comfort Zone , and when I tried it I was like ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠv GIB UPVOTS PLOZ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠVVVಠ_ಠ Where did you get those ? They're so beautiful It's just not the same as getting 420,000 reddit karma would be though , now that would be a worthwhile achievement .. A life well lived High masturbation ... It's called an enhanced wank , it feels so much better , like there's more blood flow . Honest ... Ford Field began construction in 1999 and opened in 2002 ... Relevant : the movie the Seventh Seal ... Guy plays chess with Death ... Redditor for 2 days . Only has 2 comments , both asking for a hookup ... Moist sperm ... Moist sperm Like we really need a pissing contest about which society rapes the most ... I own it on HD-DVD if that's Looks like you should have invested in a table instead ... Your couch seems a little crowded The look on face when my boyfriend complains about the heat when he's only making a run to the car for groceries : Everyone had it in their mind , and Internet just give it a name . It has a metascore of 20 I lived in Seattle THE FEELS . Oh .. No . It * is * cheap , but I'm being sincere here , the public transportation ( at least for the buses ) is really bad . I know I'm making it sound bad , ( it kinda is ) but if you visit Paraguay some day , do not use the bus transportation . I will not . get it as high as you can .... it might evolve into a pupitar Do you not use shampoo ? Just open the damn link . 250 games .... I got a scroll bar that is way to long * wild australia * You almost sound proud ... Seven people have told me now . $ 10.33 / hour ? Yes , fuck you . Nothing ? Man , I thought for sure SOMEONE wold laugh a this ... tough crowd Dude , do you WANT the commissar to shoot me ? Dat yellow thumb CZ P - 07 Duty . Now its just the MD 30 + day waiting period How in the fuck is that out ? Almost accidentally once a week Same fucking this just happened to me . Wow , another 3d version of that disgusting inflated tits and cock style . We need some pictures to verify that . You know , for science . Not funny . You cook with pants ? nowadays , telling secrets = terrorism Single mom You are an evil evil woman I was expecting someone to run up and steal it ... instead it was just a lousy perspective gif . hes not a good grower if theres seeds in his bud Upvoted for being truthful . Still hate that version though Dat Username . good god , that thing must rip like a mother fucker Dude , what's with your posting history ? Stand your ground Ok fine . Glad to know I'm not the only one ... expected T2 comments . None were seen . ... because they only get half an hour yard time a day BTW noticed / r / kerbalsgonewild was an option when submitting this link . Should I be afraid to check that out ? Who gives a fuck . Wait , PUAs are co-opting magic to use it to " game " women ? ! I've been a magician since I was 13 ( legit , birthday parties and corporate gigs ) and just like showing people my illusions . Geeze , I don't want to be lumped in with them I know you're kidding , but I want to murder you right now Everything is black . Like my soul . I know it did in BFBC 2 . I once stabbed a guy that was inside a tank . He hadn't even just climbed in , either . I simply ran up and knifed the tank and he died . All of the OP's are fags AND are becoming lazy ! Not even changing the titles .. Purple ... Is ... PURPLE . If they only came out with this right off the bat , I would have been well on my way , I've already recruited my friends . Yeah , hilarious Lets do electrical work with a standard flathead steel rod instead of the screwdriver with a handle . Oh let's not forget to do it with live wires ! You can't English well I have wider tank mounts now to prevent it from spreading outward , now it spreads forward instead and restricts the steering range ( upper triple hits the tank ) . Rather than replacing the tank DNA's recommended fix was to adjust the steering stops A show that glamorizes drug manufacturers / dealers . Too many people die from drugs to glamorize that shit . ... Creeping Death in kill ' em all ? When did that happen I'm actually tempted to make a profile and see how many people contact me . Did you guys know that five people a year die from sharks ? Mostly by bleeding out from a ' test-bite ' to see what the fuck this wounded seal thing is Sloths are from South America , not Africa As a redditor who uses RES , the reddiquette link is right ^ ^ there above my comment box , you just click to insert . like this : yeah , so that's not inappropriate and creepy at all ..... I feel like this is way too high for a commercial airliner ... Heh I've got a SS that's similar to this * * THAT AMERICAN BOUGHT THAT JEEP WHILE SPREADING DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM TO THE GOOD PEOPLE OF IRAQ . * * He deserves every bit of being in that picture . Whatever do you mean ? The random act of meanness is you standing in the doorway and not politely stepping off to let people get out of a packed train . I will sell but I need to know your rotmg name mchammah is fake Just copy they have tons of people dying to get their cartoon on tv More correctly , clitoral stimulation . I hope the seats don't fit up inside them . Great stuff - but a small tip : the menus on your site are unusable on iPads and iPhones . Thinking . Seriously , try thinking about the fact that you're thinking and soon you'll realize that your brain can think about thinking about thinking about thinking . Clean your keyboard The media does this all the time cause blood and violence in the guise of " news " sells .. and there is no criticism for the media doing it live .... but show a two-second nipple slip or tit flash on a live superbowl show and the censor idiots goes crazy about " decency " . Those fuckers Yup . Us ladies aren't ever allowed to emote for any other reason . With isopropyl . Neither did the people who designed the new tram stops . Yes , because women only masturbate in complete isolation . I'm saying just because it doesn't particularly appeal to you doesn't mean you should bitch a bout it . Nor should it give you the right to accuse the people who do find it humorous of being a " dumbass " My biology teacher's classroom used to be a forest . In the morning before school , I'd always go over and poke her Venus fly traps with the lead of a mechanical pencil . She used to say " Goin over there to molest my fly traps again ? " Ughhhh . Hearing that 10 times a day is unpleasant . Or , I mean , like uh , once a day . Nobody has time for uh , 10 times a day or more ... Is that his pants looking at me , or does he have a boner Her twin . Ugh , 50 cents short . I kinda got a bit scared once read the Last frame : They are are hunter-gatherers , not cannibals . * * Pshh nice " guess " Mr . Highschoolanatomyteacher . So throwing these people in jail will stop them from needing money ? Not sure whether to lol or I think it is more of a constitution write thing . You now , the 4th one , You must be new to ass When I was in primary school my family and I were at a park just watching some fireworks for New Years . I went up to what I thought was my dad and hugged him . Was not my dad . But the random guy was cool about it . A little too cool . ITT : disgusting shit first off , lets not do this No it was Alpine Texas . Armchair counselor over here So you're saying that the night before this happened you cleaned your contacts , put them back in , and went to bed with your newly clean contacts in ? Having managed waterparks then managing YMCA pools , I'm not surprised . The YMCA lifeguard training is not great , compared to Ellis lifeguard training . It was a constant struggle to get my guards to even looks at the water ! ! Right when I turn up my speakers When I saw the feet I expected a penis / r / cringepics would enjoy . This makes me sick Not a question , but the ending of Kareteka ( when you approach the princess " incorrectly " ) ... I think that provided one of my earlier childhood ITT : A lot of downvoting based on opinion You win this time ... Out of all the faggots that have niggered , you faggoted the niggerest . ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ If you don't need sleep tonight you should watch the video for " I'm the devil " by him . Fuuuuuuug . Go home nutjob > But they pitch it as a white interest group , they don't hate anymore . What happens when he's 23 ? Jeez guys I'm loving the enthusiasm Wear tighter boxers If it makes you feel bad , if he had a child at 16 , then he can't be all that brilliant . Old joke ? What's his age got to do with it ? Delete this stupid shit Ummm did you ever finish book one ? Your predictions are rally far off the mark and your way off base with them . This is weird , because that's my name ... Little hitler ! Really wasn't expecting that You have only 13.5 minutes left . Ferd had little fan girls ? Creepy wait .... They've come with a talking function now ? This is funny , no doubt ! But this subreddit has been a lot of fake funny smoke spots lately . You earn my uptoke this time . Not sure if genius or biggest asshole You would have to be to come up with that . Well ... fuck I watched the full video of this post by RobertApril . I saw no bad_cop_no_donut moment . I saw a cop searching a suspect , finding a bag of what appears to be illegal narcotics and paraphernalia in the pockets of the suspect's jacket . It then appeared as though he ( the cop ) put the bag and paraphernalia in his own pocket . Then while searching the suspect's car he removed the suspect's belongings from his own pocket . How does this appear like the cop did anything wrong ? I wonder how many people actually touched Alex Ich's pen 1s there why doesn't luffy's have " One Piece " written in it ? Please tell me they are pretending to be sleeping Well no shit , Halo fans like the Xbox ... Leggendo le motivazioni dei NO TAV sembra proprio che non gli piacciano i treni ad alta velocit à Does anyone else see this guy ? Why do you have a pot of ice I have a patient that walks around wearing a hard hat all the time . He also calls me Maria all the time , which isn't my name . I asked him why he calls me Maria , and he said , " Because you are like madre de Jesus ! " Thank you sir , I like to think I'm a fairly unstoppable quick scoper . ^ oh ^ god ^ why ^ Anyone else worried that a bunch of teenage boys sang this chorus so energetically I'm still here , you know . Does this do a proper shut down or is it like when shit starts going down and I just hold the power button till it just stops ? Just because I know thats not the beeesssst thing for my computer ... The previous two dead rising games were games about pairing the zombie apocalypse with wacky slapstick . Apparently someone at capcom decided that gamers don't like fun and decided to make a generic zombie game instead . Was going to say nothing as I've not needed to but I realised I bought one of those drives as well . Sticks out even less than an SD card Well I watched it like 10 times in amazement . I think i heard the woman mentioned Hitler Well , I actually live here ... and yes , Japan is xenophobic ( today's example : on their way to the elevator , my neighbor's kid kicked me while I was working on my bicycle . Because the kid is quite young , I didn't really think anything of it until I heard them laughing about it on the way to the ground floor ... it's shit like that Japan Why is " hiding in europe " a thing ? Every time a character in a tv show is replaced , and they didnt want to kill him , the character comes to europe . He found mine . I went to send him a link to a website , but I guess I didn't click copy because I accidently pasted a link to a rage comic I made about him that I copied earlier in the day . Dammit , and that was my throwaway account I think I can speak for the rest of the nation in regard to the only concern on our mind . Will this put off the Hobbit sequels ? 38 year old woman , station wagon , two young children in car , 11am , Sunday ... Drunk Nice try . Very niice do you prefer Jennings over Penfield ? He moved away While driving ? Omg . But ... but .... HOW ? I .. I just watched it all . And I laughed . What have I done Oh , yes , just what Reddit needs to read " Mentally ill " . Wonder what made them think that ? If i had a wild guess , weather.com based on their logo being in the bottom right corner . " You would've been in Hufflepuff . " Buttercup Nipples ... Wait ... this isn't the same user name that posted this Wow . He sure showed you . Little pony Inspector Javert is not a villain Things that only happen in OPs fictional world = this The picture looks normal from the * inside * , which is where the children would be seeing the image . Not WTF at all . Those deer have human faces . Finally a real Programmer is among us ! Me three ! Wait , this is lame Took this pic locally . Inb 4 milk of peace ? Size 36-44 " Doesn't look like much . " White people At least she doesn't threaten to basically rearrange your facial features It's the dad in you Completely off topic , I just realized that this face is made up of Telugu characters ... and I call myself a native Telugu speaker ... Here's to the people who actually think that this is real : Yes . The corporate astroturfing really has convinced people to hate government and unions . It's pathetic . The last thing you want to do in a bad economy is privatize everything and put things in the hands of for-profit companies . Fuck . It's like for-profit healthcare . That entire concept should be unfashionable for people yet they prefer privatized for-profit health insurance to a universal model . we need a mirror It's the $ 475 with 12 bids and 12 hours that made me ... A dog I guess ? I don't know Oh ! And then ba ba ba , ding , ding , ba ba ba ? ATM Machine .... Meh ? That looks great ! I wish you got the wrinkles out before posting though Birds fucking on my roof . I hate it more when men do it . ... is for Batman to be Lois Lane ? I can't tell them apart , Hollywood should flip a coin and scrap one . I'm new to long boarding , but I have butterballs and I don't get how this is possible > #have all my feels le brave sir ಠ_ಠ ‎ ಠ_ಠ ‎ ಠ_ಠ ‎ ಠ_ಠ ‎ ಠ_ಠ ‎ ಠ_ಠ ‎ ಠ_ಠ ‎ ಠ_ಠ ‎ Am I the only one around here who gets everything out and ready first ? .. Meet Tor ? ? Doesn't everyone know the onion ? Jesus Christ those prices . Jizz ghosts ? Damn what would the world be like if that actually happend What have you been smoking " Horse's mouth " ... Curious choice of metaphor bad cell phone quality , but I forgot to put my real camera in the bike . Usually keep it with me in the side bags . Pulled over and snapped a few quick shots ... probably not the smartest thing to do Cockroach Lady . Wow you sound like such a great person .... Misread as father kissed daughter on mouth . ... is that a grumpy cat tattoo on her arm ? Seriously , is this basically just a literal engorged carrot dropped on prudish Tory voters and officials in the wake of same sex marriage , to protect his arse from them buggering him out of office ? AHA ! ! OP is a brony I bet you don't even do drag . What kind of bro are you ? What do you mean , " you people " ? That is so fucking unnecessary They talk about the price of a Tesla ( $ 77k ) and then talk about a 50-100 km range ... YOU are awesome ! haha thanks ! OP I'm glad you posted this . that stupid fucking show needs to be shut the fuck down because all it does is brainwash . just straight liquifying minds , and making people think it's ok to act the way they do . Fuck that show ... wtf ' Looks like Charles Z . will have to settle for this kid ... God damnit Taylor Swift Cat ? Hes the proof , League of Legends doesn't require hands ლ ( Daily . Fucking . Mail . Screw the MD degree I'm studying for , I'll just get some girl pregnant and ask her about everything from now on Vaccines dont cause autism Mother of popping I actually had a therapist recommend getting pregnant this way - doing a " one night stand " to get pregnant . At the time I was anguished over a recent breakup and concerned that I'd never have kids . It is jif extra crunchy peanut butter with welch's Concord grape jam . I wouldn't start with a hammer , for one thing . Yes , I know what it means . Cheerwine is Cheerwine , son . Oh god , Poseidon's whirlpool maze ... Makes me all of sudden change my view on the death penalty . Yo yo dudes are good with their hands I got a lvl 9 infinity from doc mercy Don't trust anyone you don't personally know right now . Anyone on here could be the person creeping on you or helping him . So , stop replying to pm's Dat photoshop Well , so much for writing it small . I can tell you what doesn't . Oh my God , I was asking trying to close the fucking emotes window for 10 minutes . Why would you not record in landscape mode That's to much time ( ┛ I'll be 34 in a few months . Same boat . It doesn't seem that long ago when I was 27 . wow you have the same face has my girfriend This is amazing , but they're not crazy either ! HE LOOKS AT ALL OF US MAN first thought - damn those are big compared to that quad . As a member of / r / nofap , I think lesbians prefer pussies . I'll help you find your shit for gold . Cut the umbilical cord . Wait , what ? Autodiscovery is set up on the site . If your browser isn't uncool it should put a little RSS icon by the address bar . Unfortunately , Chrome lacks this , Safari had it removed recently , and Firefox no longer does this by default . And he just gets away with hammering it . I saw tits I do . Unless you add it to a top comment before it takes off , then enjoy your 1000 upvotes because people deemed that a constructive addition for some reason . " Bones has 100 % TD Def . Bollocks . How did I think Roy was British . because r / bread is private Hisoka's creepy as fuck but that's what makes him unique . I think of him as a mentor figure ( wanting to make Gon stronger " I wish I had shoes on " ... Converse box right in front of him In the movie , Night Owl went nuts over his friend getting disintegrated . In the book he didn't even notice , he was too busy getting freaky with Silk Spectre . I just grabbed the one in the dunwich building , what the fuck is up with that place , [ doors opening by themselfs and coffee pots flying around the room , and what the fuck is the breathing obelisc doing down there ... Man . You're dad and my dad should go bowling . There is some pornstar with three Yes , you are . Now . No problemo ! I'll get you one day . But he told you to not read it That's just what we need ... a " People of Trader Joes " website It does If its my friend ill help him out by making sure he Does not have to get up or anything like that , and if its a stranger I just stare I also did , I'm not judging you Quite the young gentleman isn't he I ..... YEAH ! FUCK FREEDOM OF SPEECH ! LETS ALL LIVE IN FEAR ! ... I see no link to a kid eating vegetables . Where's the rest Skype ? " They chicks are hot " I have very visible blue veins under and above my eyes . It is just because I have very translucent and pale skin , but a kid I used to babysit was convinced I was a vampire Those teeth The defaults for en_US , plus xfonts-terminus and fonts-knda . Gotta have good old U + 0CA0 ( Thanks for the input . Shortly after this post I placed an amazon order . Should be coming any day now . I disagree though . I think I could have done without the Nora Barnacle correspondences ! I am waiting for the day , that hunters get a glyph or something that lets them get murlocs as a pet Cops get a bad enough rap on here and assholes like you title shit like this to make people condemn someone before all the facts are revealed for what ? Karma ? So the reddit cop haters will up vote you ? I got the alert but i was sound asleep * Princess Lay Her * ! Figured you'd show up here ! After nearly seven years of constant reddit use , I've found that my live is just fine without even * reading * the posts that elicit highly upvoted " Dick ... hehehehe .. I am not mature . I think people died with them in their pockets . This bill needs to be defeated . Fight the power NZ ! Nope . Mine likes iPod cables . And only iPod cables ... Is that how you talk to five year olds Dude I have a space cowboy sticker on my computer and car It sounds like it's useful for safer rape sex Personally , when I think of meme ( outside the academic context ) , I think of rage comics , macros , You heard him , fellas ... we better stop it . You make this look so pretty ! I tried a similar look a long time ago and it did not suit me at all , and two girls on the subway laughed at me for it Artificial evolution here we come woo My mom is very Italian , and her skin is quite dark . On the day we moved in , my elderly neighbors made it known that they didn't want any negros in the neighborhood . Why indeed . I liked the music / beats before he ruined it with degrading shit . You mean ^ Emily could murder someone in the middle of that police station and no one would notice . Yeah there's no stopping this freight train now . Can't go 51 days and decide to stop ! I just keep thinking ... Only 2 more MIC's , only 2 more Plyo's ... although I did notice the last week has no recovery day and 2 max cardio + abs ... Really wish I hadn't clicked on that It's like the one student in a tech college that went from Windows 95 -> ME -> Vista and thought they were pretty good . He was trying to convince me that IE 7 was a better browser because it didn't " clog up " your hard drive with cache files by default ... And now that song will be stuck in my head for another 6 years . Cheers for that I thought that was the only way to wake him up ..... Not sure if ... Good thing , or bad The last time I tried to abuse my cat for consoling cuddles she bit me . this is a legitimate concern that I worry about with my current gf . we were just talking about it last night in fact . I think most guys are of my opinion that if someone rapes , mugs , kidnaps etc their girl ... a fate worse than all hell , will break loose up that fools ass ' My dad told me that elephants were giraffes and vice versa . I didn't learn otherwise until kindergarten Louis in that mud " i want to feel you inside my veins " ' ಠ_ಠ I know this kid . wait for the don't you think sasuke can go inside juubito using his sharingan ? like the time he went inside Naruto and saw Kuruma ... just a thought You wouldnt know what a lubeless penis feels like but you do know what a lubed penis feels like deep in your anal canal ? Still heinous I would imagine .. this guy ... If Canada was created in 1756 it would still have 257 years of history . Having a close family member who did hard drugs through a needle , my first reaction to the title of your post was Nah , purposely pissing off your neighbors and then shooting them for not enjoying your punishments is totally the logical way to handle this sort of situation . I workout there Magikarp used splash ..... Something happened . Thanks . Today someone told me it was cute , wasn't totally sure it was a complement As long as they your own . The liquid isn't toxic , but keep in mind , those things normally have a glass vile in them . If if somebody walks by and cuts their feet , they could sue you . Yep ... 2 videos in a row taken down No you're spontaneous , spontaneousbot ! Annnndd I .... I love you . As a Utahn , Stop being mean to him on his cakeday " Pound the round " all in moderation mate , be safe and enjoy the ride . also That damn commie put our beloved freedom carrier upside down . They need a freedom surcharge for there blasphemy you're probably right . > t ( Except it seemed pretty one sided . One is having a laugh and the other has the Don't be a push over , reply " no those were fresh from MY garden , I GAVE them to you , remember ? " I fucking hate passive aggressive pussies that complain about shit but do NOTHING about it . Yay you posted a meme she'll never see , congrats you big quivering horses vag . I think I'll come to CGCC this Monday , rather than Hammersmith . Hammersmith last Monday was carnage How u do dis OP ? Not sure if you guys are aware .... You know the OP ? He's an attractive male Came here for this . He created his account JUST to push his agenda . Rubber dome You never know is right , but what the other guy was saying was that its almost disrespectful to make an offer like that , and what's worse is that you DO know it . You KNOW no one is going to give you a newer card for an older one . Quit wasting people's time . I saw you take it off when you thought I wasn't looking Dude , ketchup on ice cream ? HA HA HA ! amazing HD Footage ... uploaded to LiveLeak at 320px On your waste ? I don't understand why people would promote anorexia . Look at all these superfluous features that do not enhance my overall gaming experience at all ! I am so excited for them ! I try and preach safety when ever I climb . Some folks don't care for the lesson , they just want to climb Thanks ! Right now I'm unsure of the NC15 thing , every time I go to MAC they tell me a different shade and I get a sample and it's just a clusterfuck . UEFA 2012 golden boot Growing up in NYC , Time Square was a place of debauchery , and sin . When I grew up I was going to go there every payday . Well ... by the time that happened , Time Square became a Disney , family-oriented place . They should ban Fixed posts , if you're gonna " Fix " a post , just post it in the original post dammit . Got it ! grazzie ! by the way , you left out in your previous explanation the " zz " . back in Mexico people kept telling me that i was crazy for not pronouncing pizza as " pisa " just like the italians call the tower in Pisa Only my friends and boyfriend know I listen to jpop , but only because they listen to it too . No one needs to see my Japanese version of simple and clean ... Or any other ones . No one . I'm not sure why wasn't implemented in the first place .... I was . I didn't catch it at first , then * oh god * " Southern Arizona Limb Salvage Alliance ( SALSA ) " Now that's just not right that he didn't respond . Right ? People are like ' why the fuck are they still talking Probably a father / daughter fetish . This I do not recommend ... Oh , okay . Sorry I don't really know how to use that face and just realized that AlienBlue has a button to make it . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ mfw like 2 months ago nobody played vayne and people would whine when I picked her Neither of those countries are my own country . I've never even been to either . Not sure if i should trust a recipe by someone named JuicyFarts " Buy RS Money " Terrible . Non appropriate user name Having sex in hay is really itchy . That actually looks a bit worse than Mexican Brick I like the series ( and Ayana ) , but Hahahaha ... I hate you like poison My girlfriend's a man . Really ? Someone asks that question every time , he responds with literally only three characters every time ( read : You mean they aren't anymore ? Why do you keep asking then deleting those threads ? Were you intentionally trying to scare us ? Damn it ..... That's a true US Only I didn't realize they were different pictures until I read your comment . All I could wonder was why they all synchronized their A / C maintenance for the same day and moment ! Hopefully that logic doesn't apply to brushing your teeth because you'll just eat again . Thanks for making this thread , i too listed to stern on my iphone . This whole time if i thought i'd lose my spot , i'd take a screen shot of where i was . It was a pain in the ass Confusion is how or where is a spotpass ? I got Reggie's house and other nintendo mii street passes .... and I don't know how In theory ? I was in a shoe store in Manhattan today ( called shoegasm ... ) and I saw a sign of the coming apocalypse : sneaker / dress shoe hybrids with brogueing and cap toes ... * again * That one kids shirt .. " I am a Brony , Deal with it " I hate it because people can call me step-on-me Haha . So Alienblue must have switched this and the thread i was comenting on At first I wondered how you could tell it was fake . Then I noticed the retreat cost of 4 and figured it was unlikely but possible . Then noticed the fucking 8000HP . Blah blub . Great to read of a well informed redditer . According to the title . Yeah well for $ 400 ... Most certainly not your video recording talent * badumtish * We'll let you pass on this one , but next time ... This typo was not an accident , which wouldn't bother me except for the disingenuous edit I hope she washes her hands . But he consistently supports those that say otherwise , so it matters little what he says his views are . His actions are contrary . I was implying my heart " A little smash and grab " Insider connections with Valve . Special needs . So that's what they're calling people with depression , anxiety , and autism spectrum disorders these days . Helmet laws vary by state . Some states require you to wear a certified helmet and some don't , but the strangest are the places that just require you to have a helmet with you . A lot of riders will put it on the back of their bike instead of actually wearing it Those eyelids and hair .. There's going to be a phase three ? For some reason like 2 songs were decent . But the transitions sucked But this wasn't a joke ... " The University of Georgia Tech " ... Is this a piece commenting on the imminent demise of the internal combustion engine ? " Mafokushi could evolve * * into * * Fennekin " ? Fuhget about it Tolkien concise ? It's a good thing you won't be working there much longer , because the Internet is indeed a thing Because freedom * Shudders . The baby rape . I know ... Yours makes it sound like you're an anal loving sadist , either that or you like Mexican food a little too much . TIL the US military is getting shot at in Qatar . She'll taste it going out ? He's one year older than me . I'm glad he feels comfortable enough with himself to tell you how to dress . Batman : Marvel Universe , specifically the MCU . Don't get me wrong , these are some terrific movies , I love watching them . However , there are a large number of fans , especially on Tumblr , who always have to " ship " or pair two characters of the same sex in a romantic way . One pairing that never fails to make me cringe is Iron Man / Loki . Dear God , why ? Teachers here just have to do 4 years of college : a year of general education , then 2 years of teaching specific coursework ( partially teaching theory , partially subject area learning ) , then finally a year long internship ( the first half is part time , the second half is full time , unpaid for reference : Toyota Prius Tom Hiddleston's obsessive fangirls . It's impossible to talk about his performances or anything he's been in without the conversation being overtaken with " ohmygawd , Loki , weeahahahahahah , my panties , I want his babies , he's so perrffeect . " You sound tough . I'd be scared . Hem de devletin kanalında Edit : " Female , Sub " Yeah .... Doubt fills you title I had to stare closely to see it . I see only Iphones and Ipads for Battlelog 2.0 . Guess Android needs to wait another 2 years for the update . Some Minecraft videos are okay , because it's just a bunch of amicable teenagers commenting on a game . Any video involving anime , though ... Because it's expensive , nobody cares enough and people of Somalia aren't a serious threat by a long shot , and you know it's also wrong to carpet bomb people I once worked at a pool as well and I noticed some big nasty ball of hair in the side drain once . I opened up the top and it was NOT a ball of hair , it was a bird That dayZ one is spot on . 3 hours sir 3 hours Way to completely miss the point of the video ! Marines ... Alternately , how does it know when I put my dick away ? The one at the office flushes before I even start zipping up I'm jealous ! it's been 6 days and mine still says it's in Hong Kong The Tissues Maybe in your mind he was like " Sure ! :D " but in real life he was like " Sure ..... good . notepad is a disappointment , it hasn't been touched in years Some of my friends start school September 24th . I was hoping it was a joke when he said that so I clicked on his FB name ...... it wasn't a joke Exposing things to oxygen tends to do that a lot Invercargill has two ls . I saw a guy on here that said some roshe runs were his grails What a sweet picture of ... your dead dog . Especially when people get pissed when you call , for example , the outwardly-female-but-identifies-male a woman . Yes , because I can fucking tell looking from across a room that your sex is not your gender That was a weird movie . What is chipotle Meatball and crap Yay ! A crappy sketch again ! Dude you're like a Mini-me winning all those awards like that . Dont bomb anything . You know , all writing jokes aside , this is kind of inspiring . Not just the writing part , but the fact that someone can do so much in that amount of time . I'm not a writer , but it makes me question what I could * really * be doing with my time . What the hell could I possibly be accomplishing right now ? Buy her a soul . Junior ? on a hazmat ? It's me . He told me he fapped to a picture of me . Dat last panel ... I did that with easy mac once and burned a hole in the plastic bowl . You can't have that type of power and be good . Done this about twice in my life . Why ? Dem pants Nah , probably just a spider bit you and laid a bunch of baby spider hatchlings inside of your foot . Yahhhh isn't animal cruelty funny . I'm trying to sleep so I can go to work later right now . I closed my paid dropbox and skydrive account for my side business and moved it to a private home based server simply because I was tired of all that shit . Oddly , it now costs me less , and I have far more space . Ya , my rifle . I got rid of it . It's not that I'm anti gun , but I think there should be some compromise on the type of guns people have . And I concluded that the type of people who really enjoy guns , are the last people on earth who should should have them . What accent is that ? I'm a bit critical of this . It's seems like a pipe dream . The first step would be a demonstration of an AI program that showed an ability to interact with you , while taking into account past interactions . Until I see that , I call BS . Nope , but I would push them to do something . It could be sports , its could be piano , it could be astronomy . What's important is that they get out there . Competitive sports is not for everybody . " Sniff my finger " " I ’ ve thus gone on the path of homosexuality . I have many boy friends . " Yea commiting adultery will hurt the feeling of muslims , thats why it is okay to kill them . What a wonderful world to live in eh ? I'm more of a McNuggets kind of guy . Dipped in the curry sauce ... Your on reddit generalizing about yourself Do you mean Speak for yourself , but I'm 35 and texting really isn't that prevalent , except for a younger guy in the office . Even then , it's kind of Reminds me of Is that a compositor running ? Why would it drive you insane ? It simply tells you what the time is . From previous experience , I've never known a woman to prefer that look . Unless you're a body builder or a swimmer , it's just one place a man * should * have hair ( like your armpits ) . While it is worth noting that it makes your member look bigger , it also makes it look ... deformed TIL a works bomb is as powerful as a nuclear device . these nipples need belts ....... Overpriced raw fish , that is hard to swalow which likely infected with salmonela Well she's had 2 , on the way to 3 , kids and she's only 21 . That and 3 miscarriages from alcohol abuse makes for you getting snipped , brother-in-law Be real , he didn't make those himself ; aaaaaaaand your sons name is thoroughly You thought Portal was dark and gritty . Oh and I read that whole wiki page and there was not one bit of advice on how to get rid of a methylmercaptan or a gasoline smell ..... This is the second time I've gotten 5 star ratings without people replying to my reddit post . username . Wait what the fuck I've seen this bot show up in several other threads .... Most useless bot ever I haven't even drawn my entry yet ! B-but why were you logged out ? We used to have a guy do this in our bathroom at work , never caught the fucker . We called him " The Mad Shitter " . Fucker could have picked 13 other bathrooms but noooooooo , he had to fuck up ours Seems like every asshole I run into is from KT . This honestly feels like a bunch of Scientologists got together and decided to post online in support of Tom Cruise and at the order of their cult leader . It's kind of creepy . Looks like the scientologists are voting you down . You have angered xenu . We are stronk I do this to my secret girlfriend all the time . I get the exact same reaction . Indirectly , that would be congress . Sounds like the typical republican to me . Don't tell me how to live my life . Well that's not cool , I usually try to go up every year to seal hunt in beautiful Canada , the furs are amazingly soft and it's a fun sport . Why do people have to take jobs , and a market plus fun away from people ? ? I only do it for sport , but other people do it to pay bills , really I don't mess with you at your job .... I don't like cum in real life or in pictures . And I guess some guys just find it a compliment to tell you that they masturbate to you . Came to see picture of a chook following a bloke around , instead a random picture of an egg ... " You can't say a black man raised his kids " I'm a server , but I'm finishing up my EMT class right now . Building with snow in the desert . Who said I didn't Son of a bitch ! Well mariners Wait what , is the real QuickyBaby on this subreddit I'm surprised no one called the cops on her and cheered her on Thanks , I work at it every day . I think I really , REALLY hate this guy . Oh god . I'm going from Denver , CO to Lancaster , PA on Amtrak in December . Two day trip . Naw , its too literal and over the top . I would say the best devil is Al Pacino in the Devils Advocate . He's relatable . Part of you is almost tempted to join him , yet he still reminds you everything you despise in our world system . " ... took him into custody on charges ... unlawful possession of a firearm ... " Yeah , I game with one of those guys . He's the Duskblade . He only cares about what's strongest . I told him about the Geomancer I'm going to make and he said " why ? I mean it looks ... fun but overall useless . " Spoilers dude ! This still happens to me NOW ! Don't you think that's a little racist ? Mine are pretty bad as well . I told my dr I feel like I am going to pop . He said the only true remedy is to have the baby . There are still guards at sona reminds me of a time working in a bar , where we put vasaline on surfaces to fuck up coke users ... one dude comes out and demands i phone the cops for destroying a whole load of his stuff , threatens to call my manager ... Why would you feel the need to pass judgement on a stranger's choices ? You're acting like shit and should feel like shit . But ... there's nothing there ... " Have you spent more than three months in France between January 1 , 1980 and December 31 , 1996 " ? Should have leftFansworth in he didn't give up a run How come you've got Abec 11 ' s on the other side ? They didn't have video on the internet when I was 12 . This place is starting to look like my facebook feed . Dafuq did I just read . Time traveler ? He knew he would die ? Wut ? Gee I had no idea . What if i told you not only did some one write this , but it went on for 11 seasons Wtf that's actually a subreddit ? I'd love to have HBO go , but it's not availed on Brazil .... It's available , but it's impossible to login / subscribe ..... Man this takes me back . Pinches flying chanclas of death . Elmo isn't gay . And more players wanting them as well ... What the fuck . You're free to donate whatever you want . ( Unless you're gay and want to donate blood ... ... your first day of HIGHSCHOOL ? The jerk store called ... They ran out of jerks ! That shit cuts the roof of your mouth . I'm just happy he's not fat . Name 1 . No . Well I can be a good judge ! But for now it shall wait because I just got off work and am going to try and nap . :) you can PM me progress pictures if you would like feedback How are you used to reddit when your account is only 50 minutes old ? I'm going to be sick . Why do you think he was sworn in twice during both elections ? ? ? ! Preeeety much ... I'm pretty clueless when it comes to mod's and all ( also lazy ) , so i wont do anything What kind of people do you hang out with ? Literally ? I'm glad I'm not the only one with the original DS ! My wife has the 3ds ....... wait , so you're saying , that because that there isn't a country wide tax standard , individual stores can't add tax to their prices ........... " Follow me sweetie , it's time to get your redwings . " Any recipe could be altered for the sake of marijuanas I see the common denominator here . ... 3 month supply ... I was all ' awww ' right up until the dad said she needed to be on reality TV ... Kindle . Those nooks and their fancy distracting apps ( Kindle Fire doesn't count in this comment that's a tablet ) I do not approve . The Dutch confuse me , too . It's " the Netherlands " , but it is pretty far North , and Holland is just one part of the Netherlands , yet their national football team is " Holland " . So the Dutch from the Netherlands cheer for Holland , while people from Deutschland cheer for Germany dat ass fountain ... You don't say ! That's why I didn't say " you WILL have kids " . This -> > 108 HPD violations . I haven't read the ones people are saying he ripped it off from , but I disagree . Terry's even said he's never read those books ( at least at the time of his writing ) . I mean , seriously , if you're going to look at it that way , Anne Rice is just a rip-off of Bram Stoker . Why would it bug him when he can just write Foot massager that grabs your feet and locks them into place while simultaneously beating bruises into your calves . I hate that contraption " This one golden secret to losing fat in your prints just pay us to find out " Um I'm relatively well-traveled and Egypt is one of my favorite countries I've visited by far . I think you may be suffering from some sampling bias . Exactly what kind of essence was in that pillow ? Selfish ? Really ? I can deal with weird . Weird is what makes life fun . So long as what they do , doesn't make me gag on the spot , I see little reason to complain . Oh so it's cool if you have to use 65 gallons to move it 10 feet because you're only moving it 10 feet ? No , you are both simply misunderstanding the point . Still waiting for a checker How does it feel to hoard a whole continent for australians only why wont my boyfriend go down on me ? ? I shower a couple times every week so cleaness isnt an issue .. Well , shit . If Jennifer Lawrence is over weight , then I am really in trouble ... I'm pretty sure he is leashed . Which scared me more than the spandex . HAHAHAHAHAhAHHHAHA THIS IS SOOO FUCKING FUNNY ! Seriously OP , just stop Then find a different spot ... For * boys * and girls ... 5ng per ml of blood , Loos like a different goat . So I'll say just a fetish Also legion and pigeon are pronounced the same , but different spellings . Ligion , pegion He has a look of disapproval Won't not .. It'd be great if In middle school I had a girl come up to me and tell me she heard I was anorexic . Oh , this was during lunch , in the middle of me taking a big bite of greasy yummy pizza That's its penis , isn't it ... Not really . Just don't throw the clothes like that ... We should get Michael Hastings to write an article on it ... oh yeah .... that's right ... golden shower i have a lady who kisses my belly at least once a day when she sees me . Those are from back in 2011 dude ........ Sparks rolled off the horseshoes . Holy fuck . Never saw that before . I love how you teleported me away from all my stuff that is now unreachable in maze end inn , along with my sword you said you would get me but is still in spawn town . At least conceal the URL like I did ... that's part of the baiting and outsmarting Not to mention " This . " , " As a something-or-other ... " , or of course , " Oh ... * that * girl huh ? This made me itchy as fuck . i shoot white sticky liquid out The sad part is that I'd probably let him do that to my prostate ... Sooooo , you shit yourself ? I got mine a couple weeks ago when they were selling online . I am stationed overseas and was about to pay from ebay to get one . Worst time to be stationed overseas and be a power rangers fan . Good news moving a back in December . The only thine I don't like is how uncomfortable it is in my left hand . I know accurate just uncomfortable . only he was Wait . You installed Linux but don't know the answer ? This kills the Xbox Which is precisely why I take all my financial and banking advice from mid-rating comedians on publicly funded TV Thanks for posting I haven't seen this for at least a week No doubt . I just found out that that was a real thing . I wish I lived in Ashland . I live in Rochester NY . Blech .. I can't believe you downvoted the / r / circlejerk post . Why don't you want us to get our may-mays back ? Why is everyone so lazy it only takes like 30 seconds to make a new page Hopefully a pre 19 post and not pre 18 he got traded . Misread that as " I ran my first tough * murder * yesterday " I had no idea Seriously ? iFunny ? That's it . It's decided . That person shall die . Tonight . You have an increased chance of heart disease so you avoided cardiovascular exercise Makes sense , you can get it in supermarkets too . I've had a few others that tasted a bit out-there . I don't trust em You do realize you're going for poke _by_not_buying_attack_speed Doesn't want to get in a pissing contest , gets in a pissing contest . it's been over 4 days now Edit : 7 days Fox News viewers … scholarly pursuits … This is the same exact look I suspect the old pope had when he found stray children running through his yard . Doesn't sound rapey at all That was ... uh . That was .. uh . Uh ... hmm . ಠ_ಠ wat Pug's got some new competition . I think we all know how that went last time Wayne ! , , / r / neckbeardporn Geeeee thanks for " taking a stand " and being so welcoming to an enthusiastic new cacher , " Tahns " who does not himself contribute " high quality content " to r / geocaching ever . Heh ... good thing I've never done that then ... The fucking arrow on the FedEx delivery trucks Read previous comments . Oh god , I thought he meant he likes to stare at pretty girls . Boy was I wrong . What if mosquitoes WERE this big Proceeded to be " arrested " for having too much swag .... Whoah whoah whoah ... did you just ... call Karma ... a he ? My wife came home and showed me a photo she took today at that exact shop . When I told her I just saw it on Reddit , I got a Same could be said for you By the gods ... Asshole , piss hole , mouth , nostril a , nostril b , * what's the sixth hole ? * Says the kid asking for my kik . You have no idea how many times I hear that daily . Also from people that agree I look like her Been almost a year , 1/4 of the way there . > Well , you did just lecture me about what it's like to not be white . A lady in the back was clapping Not to say that women without big tits can't also be totally awesome . Looking at you insecure lady readers . Willing to part with any of them for $ 11 Yellow snow is great ! It builds your immunity ! Reminds me of Ugh ! I get cystic acne right in that spot too ! Every few months and * * bam * * - one appears overnight I have never seen anything more accurate ... I talk't to my mom and shes cool the only thing that worrys her is my cleaning lady Nice shoes . I'm finding it really weird , how many people seem to think that Goodbye doesn't have a definition and instead seem to think goodbye is a definition for other phrases . This was how linkfixer got kicked out of subreddits Just pause it . You can play after dinner Mfw I saw the guy's name is Tony Tony : I presume his kids haven't left my lion king I & II dvd's with special commentary behind .. Texas is a pretty obese state too " Little boys only please " And that Asian kids name was ... * * Jeff ! ? ! ? * * " 2seconds ago " Gross .. Imagine all that gunk in the bottom of that massive beast * * ಠ_ಠ srsly , stop downvoting people's opinions just cause they're debatable That's what she said . Thanks , I'm eating ice cream I've _never_ seen this picture before . I'm sorry I didn't look through your post history like some kind of stalker . I'm sure you wake up every day thanking FSM that lupin 86 made you famous . Now your forums will really take off Whenever safes are actually opened A prosecutor is expected to use their discretion in choosing which cases to prosecute . Very few people are sick enough to want innocent people in prison to " pad their numbers " , or whatever . There are problems with the justice system , yes . But comic book villains cackling in the shadows as they sentence random people isn't one of them . ಠ_ಠ You never go full retard .... Det er aldrig i orden at bruge vold , uanset din titel . Politiet bør være professionelle og følge den lovgivning de selv håndhæver , men når det så er sagt så filmer han da vidst ogs å med det ene form ål at pisse dem af Do not search google images for this man How much comment karma do you have just from saying " Apparently he wasn't * that * anonymous if you knew about it ... unless you're with the NSA ... Exactly ! Just a 5 minutes of totally amazing and destructive * nudging * Something tells me I'll be reading an article in the news about you someday The DA's office said that the sheriff's " heart was in the right place " . I'm at work ! Got a flight from Shannon , Ireland about to come in and it's MY lucky day to go grab the luggage off of it ! Oh boy ! I saw the video That was my first thought too ... First World Problems anyone ? There's nothing to do in Madrid Not much with you , either , OP ... I don't know why .... But I don't like you . Which one ? What's the point of a winner if they both suck ? What does your reply have anything to do with my response ? You asked why I would look forward to seeing another persons suffering , and my response was that I wanted to see what negative veins looked like , not be " excited for another persons suffering " , which is ridiculous . " In seven minutes , maybe " Funny enough , along they way , they had me document what I had to do to get access to everything , " just in case " they needed to hire someone else . " Can I ask you a question ? " ...... You just did .... you didn't say you were just starting your degree this september , but even then ... M is not for Metal Gear ? The US Si hasta se nota en sus letras . El Noa Noa es su calabozo sexual de torturas , y la canci ón es para convencer a jóvenes inocentes de ir ahí con él . Instead of his old turtle village , he has a spider village ... " We gotta sell our bodies " Michael Turner ? Obama ! = Barack Obama , too . Someone's been lying . Yup ! I know that feel ! I splurged on naked ages ago way before I even joined reddit and when I found this sub I was like yay ! At least ONE thing that I got right :) it has a special place in my heart ever since , I even brush the case with sticky brush ( the anti hair pet peel away thing ) and it makes it look like new again :D I am too OCD about my makeup stuff Wait a minute , I do this too You claim to be a historian , why did you convert to Islam , even after all the sexism and violence found in the koran . Not to mention Mohamed's inclination for marrying prepubescent children . This means fuck all until he starts making changes to the church . Until that happens , he's nothing more than a mascot placating the people . Clicked the link thinking it was an actual subreddit giving me something to do for the rest of the day I still meant using it on her hair , not mine . That would just be weird Sounds like Karma Conspiracy Why did I click this ? I feel there should have been a food warning ! Now you must share ! I thought this was an after effect of the drug Krocodile .. Now if he can just stop pandering to big corporations at the expense of our environment , pandering to Quebec as a special class and selling out of privacy to the Americans , I might get on board with him . Surprisingly , not the only Aidsbaby here . If only you could have recorded that and played it to his wife . Chick-filet has very low quality chicken sandwiches . that Kass silence damage at the end You tried to fuck your cat . That was disturbing " Video removed my the user . " Wow , it's amazing how instead of having a conversation , you deflect it like its a personal attack . You're not a jackass at all . Oh god at first I read that as continental queef . Played the computer on Hall of Fame and he shot 14-17 on me . I'm on the toilet right now It's just steal shit the game Why put a tracking device on this guy ? I feel like we are missing some infos here . Not that I don't think the customs can be a bit extreme at times but a tracking device ? Really ? Hum . And a Nigerian demanding 100 millions in damages sound like the usual scam , no ? It so cute it reminds me of a giant marshmallow , urnrnrnnrnr . I have made an ungodly noise . My ex-girlfriend used to use socks . It almost seems like Eurovision is trying to cast a large need to increase their viewership and profability A vart Thanks ... I had almost forgotten that song didn't exist . Pour in the same amount of liquid as you would for a no ice BTL . Now shake it with ice and put it in a venti cup for me . Number 13 is the worst one ... That pic of Lil Wayne the babies look like they could be from dead space ... You take off your bra ? I never do , except in the shower ... Am I supposed to ? Fondue . Case closed . I think I see what you did there Even the Japanese ? They literally have a suicide forest in Japan . Spent 3 years entertaining the little shits at Disney , that was enough . You lost almost a full me . I'm not very tall ... or fat . I went to work for Disney as an entertainer for 3 years . They let you keep the bit of brain they remove to make room for the recall chip . That tag tho Its clearly just a foot glove . My gf said the other day when the subject of terrible movies came up , that Eragon the movie was an okay movie . I just It is not heavily implied in the game at all Man ... I can't wait to wear this while I do yoga on a surfboard . Do you have bones in the US Almost half the chicks taken it up the ass ? OH , I have a great idea , how about I " throw " 185 grains of jacketed hollowpoint ammunition at about 900 feet per second into his chest , repeatedly ? Only as a last resort in order to protect my life and the life of those in the area , of course . Why is it intimidating ? The answer above wasn't good enough for me / curiousity not satisfied . Do girls seriously pee a little somtimes whilst being eaten out ? Do you SERIOUSLY worry about hair ? need to know dammot ... get out of here hippo ... I thought I left you at home ... ლ ( and of course ticketmaster doesn't accept my AHA id twitch ..... I can't believe I had to scroll so far down to see this . Reddit , you've changed . Troy is a fucking piece of shit . He's all fucking talk , as has been stated . Whenever someone makes a good point he completely dismisses it with " that's not even what were talking about " or " yeah , well " . He does the exact same shit as fucking Danny did . Won't miss the fucking hipster douche once he's gone . Somehow I had a feeling that she's one of those girls justifying the fact that she's a mother at such a young age Good thing that is a jade boulder found in Canada , or so says the post on close to the front page I believe it's pronounce Svedish , but then again , you should know that ... > There are a bunch of people in this thread saying a 400 pound lift isn't impressive I just wanted to point out that he has no nipples ... That sent me down a rabbit hole I never want to go down again . You may have just ruined vaginas for me . Always in light coloured trousers Sneaky lil Koreans I was just Rick Rolled ! Damnit ! Oh I guess I wasn't the only one , that walking pound of bacon Agnes sold me a painting . Went to donate and it was a forge .... and I liked her too And this is why I don't feel even slightly guilty when I pirate movies . What they fail to talk about is that they are already compensated through a tax on blank media in Canada , and a judge has already stated they cannot be compensated on a user level . Greedy fucks . Maybe because you're referring to them as " females " ... It will give yeast AND UTIs ... Of the ripe old age of 3000 . " It has a spring-loaded post .. like the RSST " It's like you didn't even read the requirement I think it's random . I got one today , and I have VIB Rouge . ( Personally , I've gotton slightly annoyed with Apple's product release cycles recently . It's taking ages for the Haswell MBP to get released . Also , I'd love to purchase a Retina MBP ( also , preferrably Haswell ) , but there's no option for a matte screen Treat others how you want to be . Go ahead then , tear off his jaw A weekend free of electronics , so that they could enjoy the outdoors ... hmm ... in Australia ? Then why are you playing on 1024x768 ? my ex used to do this every time , and it would annoy me because he would almost always lose ... leaving a lovely yellow hue to the water all the time Why are his pants & underwear so low that you can see his bushline ... When you're playing as Godzilla , you want to destroy buildings and shit don't you ? But the buildings in the game are already destroyed . I should probably use two hands . Catch ya later Jesus , you call this thread empty ? You have 286 games installed True . Same exact thing here The problem is that iTunes and a whole slew of other American sources still call it ' season . ' Yes , it's Series 3 , not Season 3 . Cut people a break here . Yeesh . ಠ_ಠ don't lie to us Stop trying to make whoosh happen . It's not going to happen . Stalking overview much ? * Hey guys check this one out ! * But if someone tries that on this page it will bring them right to this spoiler Oh what a cheater . Anyone can do that then ... " between work and going out with my friends for cocktails , I don't have the time to watch her " Im rank 22 at 32 hours . Idk if im way ahead of you or what But it would have been more You say this like you speak from experience . Sometimes I just have to cringe at the obvious things they miss in this series What is the current state of the shoebox One time this kid read about unicorns and wanted to become one . He searched the house and found a horn in his mother's room and put it on his head . His horn was buzzing Be careful what you say on here Wen Jia Bao ... just because you're no longer premier doesn't mean ... That's not a copilot , that's your IP . I read this as " So that's how you met * your * mother " Sasuke protected Naruto again That was the joke Say " aboot " She put her dick in your mouth ? Wtf ? Get off your high horse and link me to real dubstep ? Hmmmm .. You seem to know too much about this Jesus chillax , you'll give yourself an aneurysm I told this joke to my friend a few months ago . She responded ( completely seriously ) " Oh , that's too bad . " At least he's wearing plenty of protective gear Crazy ass neighbours ... You're blabbering about things you obviously don't understand . That's what the ( ಠ_ಠ ) PARTY HARD ( Thats a firebird Castilian IS Spanish ... and isn't English implied ? ? Tell that to your governor and politicians Why ... You seriously just compared an online videogame to the holocaust Hmmm ... I wear a Variant and am neither of the above Agreed ! I bought a Wahl set from WalMart ( But there are so many single parents or kids without even one Stop being a jerk , / u / AnalSavagery ( until your feet get sweaty in them THAT's your favourite scene from the show ? Really ? I mean Im not gunna argue that . But I feel wolves in captivity is kind of a lame way to be wrong lol . There's no polar bears in Colorado either . Oh wait your not right ! They have some at the zoo That makes no sense tbh . So if people are able to give fake money to teams then it is fair ? what the actual fuck . Didn't read that part The only thing that could make this better is if you were shot in the arm or something 4 years ago . Unless that's the case .... Truth . I would have bitched that motherfucker out until he hung up , and then gone down there to yell more - and probably would have gotten arrested . That unicorn looks like he's being violated from behind ... I just freaking bought studio like a week ago for 100 $ In the loss column you did . I know , It was a * joke * They show Professor Umbridge but call her Professor Sprout . She is a little young to be deployed , but its nice that her father picked her up at the airport . The sad thing is , I know . I just keep .. getting ... it .. wrong ! They are not shorts , her vagina went from blow to suck . Sure he does . Look at all the joy he was taking when he was spitting off his hotel balcony onto his own fans . I was once hired to entertain at a huge bachelorette party wearing a teddy bear suit . I never had to even take the suit off , but I have never been more violated my entire life . I learned that when middle aged women are drunk and single , they can be very dangerous . Yeah , that part right by the river ? That's actually St . Louis city So silent , you can almost hear the sound of the rural people abusing their gay children . Nope . For me , an apology is not just saying sorry , it's taking steps to at least attempting to compensate . LIES ! ! ! no " more inside " Of the three big browsers , I find chrome to be the worst . Too many weird bugs . For example , currently I can get google play music to work on IE and Firefox but not Chrome . @ 2:00 I lol'd . I swear so often I think some of us ladies are thinking that ... and seriously ... What did I miss This is terrifying . The epidural is to HELP giving birth not suck as much , though sometimes it makes it worse . Making me rethink wanting an epidural when I have kids . In 26 days How does it feel to be back on that LoL Swag ! ? ? No , he was diagnosed with a mental illness in his teen years , and I had to move on for my own sanity . The thing that really stood out for me is the fact that they claim 67k for a " Minor Procedure " Oh come on , everyone pirates stuff . I knew something like this would happen if I posted the source I wonder which pizza chain allows their drivers to deliver pizza wearing a singlet ......... Op is a faggot and fake / r / random brought me here . They do this is Philly all the time , when I was a freshman I thought these dudes were insane but after a few years the novelty died down because I would constantly see the same guys doing it over and over again on Market Street . Cool guys So ... people apparently need to be trained to know not to sexually harass someone ... I have way too many answers TIL my job is not in the real world . I have seen my coworker fuck up time and time again . And yet ... he's still here . How is the minor procedure more expensive than the major one ? ! I posted the original post and I got the same email today . I also noticed that the price of the 52s went up vs what we originally paid ( or were going to pay ) I pulled them out of my ass like most marks . I know nothing . CAN WE PLEASE SWITCH LIVES NOW Lmfao omg fat jokes so funny . That's not something you ask about a small child They advertise it on the in-game radio as a way to catch pedophiles . You sick , sick fucks . The wall outlet seems to be smiling . I wonder what it thinks is so funny . Thanks man ! I've been living under a rock since around ' 93 , so I had no idea . B-But we're both guys You're the only 3D artist that I've seen say " CGI " and not " CG . " I think you raped someone ... shot down a guy twice in Yer - 2s . saw he spawned in a third and jokingly asked him how many he had in his line up . he had 6 Just because I wear hearing aids doesn't mean I can't read , asshole Oh man that made me chuckle TIL pitbulls are not just violent but rapists too ! The very closest one is dented on top .. I clicked that link by accident . That damn picture . It pulled up a small image ... I tried clicking away , accidentally hit the pic . It zoomed . Freaked out , tried clicking away again .. Computer lagged , accidentally made the pic full screen . The computer froze for a good 20 seconds with that damn face just staring at me ... It was just released in China . Ok you win I'm sorry am I speaking * * English * * wrong ? What your like not even four how can you use the internet Photo five ... This is a TF2 RP blog Strangely enough I'd rather be called ' he ' since .. I am a male Google ads are based off of your browsing history Government workers must get a lot of therapy ... and saftey doesn't apply for cities ? i actually only get this problem in firefox Pawns * him * off ? is that legal ? Gas prices ? As someone who takes a dude to every game who has had season tickets since before WWII ...... like , 36 $ for an ice chip holder ? Spartan high school style was the last one I physically cringed at . . . Until now Sorry , does that URL say " white news now " I guess giving thanks is frowned upon Assignments started rolling out day before yesterday . Only thing that sucks is I am mil to mil and get ours last . It's amazing how many people don't even try to look up their pet's spell book because they think it's all on the pet bar . And dem nips in pic 3 Guess that depends on how mainstream the porn is Okay you got me , I'm an alcoholic and I need help . Doesn't jijispeak literally mean penis-speak ? Those are tree trunks So what you're saying is that you condone wearing fedoras ... She compared one African-American to another ? Dear God the audacity of this racist . Yes and there aren't enough omg that Death Fire Helm Portal to another universe ... I think it may just be a glitch on your end .. I'll be the 3rd person to confirm that I still hey the " swoosh " when sending a text . Just like the music video . She's so weird in it but that's what intrigued me Have a few positions . Most located near Chicago but I have a few positions near Detroit and some in Indiana or Wisconsin in random areas , hence the vagueness . I apologise for not realizing that is not evident , and would rather not want to mess with a dino massacre . pre crime is here ! YaY ! ! screenshot with phone ... Hey ' Murika is empire , empire is never wrong , right ? right ? I have a friend that will not get ready until you are there . I've called ahead saying I'm outside and what I got was , where ? I don't see you . So ... noone mentioned Tetris yet ? Really ? Oh jeez , that was difficult to watch ... Well thanks Destin for making me sleep better .... NOT Hitchhiking the top comment cause this shit about FaceBbook pisses me off ! : Http://i.imgur.com/w3NDqGc.jpg Oh look another Jennifer Lawrence post So sexy , wedding band tan line I still like salt better although that is ... pretty good too The man who changed the culture of a club , gave it its best years of trophies and players , created a super stadium to help us compete in years to come , made us a global brand , got us in the CL and kept us there for 15 years , plus many , many other things ... Is running us into the ground ? pretty sure that the Adirondack Mountains in upstate NY won't be underwater What about " Does anyone have any heads for sale ? " immediately followed by " Sure , kill me , I'll * give you my head * " Yeah it was pitlock's fault you lost the key Are these things actually good ? And isn't a bite like , 800 calories ? ? Molest children and side with molesters , fire and discriminate against people , sure , you sound responsible enough to teach children . If I had a million to drop , I would not touch Vancouver . The market is far too inflated due to greedy and corrupt real estate practices . It's not even a supply and demand market any more . I've seen some stats that show its actually about 38 thousand if you actually account for all the working poor . But no one really needs Gatorade anyways ... Duuuude . Just , ...... dude ..... Wow only redditing for a year ! ! ! ! Congrats , i'm a little under a year and I just passed the 100 mark . Shit It's not out yet Lol it's the way of the world . I work for a auto supplier and would never dream of bashing any of our customers even outside of work ... I love all the cars It's nice to see Adrian Brody getting out more . Really ? I used to work on a rig like the one in the background . I'm sad drilling is happening so close to the beach ... Feel the rugburn Scariest injury would be breaking my neck during a track day event in my miata ( I didn't have a HANS device ) didn't find out til a few months later when I had crazy arm pains and lost strength in my hand . They found tons of calcium deposits that indicated fractures on my c3 and c4 vertebrae . Apparently when I went for X-rays after the wreck they didn't catch any of the fractures . Overlord Malzahar wants a word with you How is this promoting deepness ? If anything she is impeding it . This should be titled " impeding deepness " . Just couldn't resist , could you I keep getting an error code . I'm gonna try once more if not im screwed YOU ! You are one of them Yeah , the / r / art mods are nazis . You should have some fun with this , let him loose at a mall with a walker . Except he was neither a spy , or in the White House . It's so that couples can hold hands . My great uncle . He left Germany as a Jew in hiding during ww2 , then preceded to return as a test pilot and bomber pilot for the allied forced . Nobody believed half the shit he said except me . When he died , He rewarded me with a trunk of all his old stuff , including a photo album of every failed test crash he documented , his flying logs which were suppose to be handed into the military and some 8mm film I have yet to view . It's not his fault that he was raised by Ferengi . Stop using google for everything , try duckduckgo . And drop cloud services . We reward greed and backhanded behavior . I want to have my mind put into a robot . Nope , it makes you more stupid . Depends on what it is . Yeah , I couldn't find any other videos that are pre-op . Sorry bro ヽ ༼ What thumb .. ? Thanks for ruining apples . It was a hard post to write when basically I'm asking for someone to draw my " decision-maker " These comments ... Http://i.imgur.com/zHaRILJ.jpg Now I feel awful for only playing on prince , seeing as I also started during the summer sale I stand by my statement . No , because I don't use it . That ... actually happened . Oh god , hi five , so much neon coloured bras of mine got confiscated It would be like the 80s . They confiscated the bra you wore to school , in school ? That never works . I'm willing to try that . That they were horrid parents . They can't even take care of plants . Disney stuff always seems to go up in value . I bought a statue for 60 bucks , sold it for 800 , 3 years later . I'm color blind ... I didn't even know there were two different ducks . I took a gander at Ulster Banks computers a while back . They still run Windows 98 . How does that make you feel ? Or anyone with an Ulster Bank account , for that matter ? Yeah . You'd have thought they'd have gotten bored and given up looking for their daughter by now . Who care ? Stop being a pedantrist . I think you are confusing me with someone else . Hey ....... Eating smegma butter ... This card right here is the reason this Holy fuck , there were coincidental noises near me Its 10:55 here in New York ... ugh My Re-Tail has had its prices under 40 bells all week . I need to sell before they become a waste . I got the opportunity yesterday but then got an error code and couldn't sell Weird . Someone downvoted you for thanking me . I got you back to 1 Dude it's from the old el paso ad . That used to air here all the time . Go inside more Hmmm ... seems even messier that way ... .... Are you following me ? Sooo was everyone way to drunk to tell the difference , or were they to oblivious as to what it should taste like ! ! ? ? ! If it was a person that even had a little wits about them , they'd realize at least it is not what it said it was .... Ah , yes ... that B / S incest story . Despite the context of that scene , that's surprisingly unnerving . dat corpse bride tattoo ... Dates at lunchtime ? It sure smells like r / trees in here .. Change the punishment for public urination into something harsher like castration > A guy on twitter literally said that men can't control themselves when it comes to sex but women should know when to be a lady . damn . i can't be a flip-flopper now , so bring on the shiny . it's what fuck Fair , I forgot that some gyms actually have bars with knurling Because it never happened maybe Lewis , what a shit pilot After my ex wife cheated on me ( and we were trying to work things out ) she was telling me how much she didn't like a friend of mine from high school , who cheated on his ex . I just looked at her like this iPad usage Or it's the Yakub Melonoma and UV spike that causes these crimes . Sweet jesus . I certainly hope they threw up on the bathroom tile and not on carpet Good luck I once chopped wood in adult footed pajamas . yea .. sounds like a great idea ... TWO different things actually . Oh wait , you're that same guy from earlier . Arsenal and Galaxy ? As a Rapids and Spurs fan ... you ... rendered ... a ... jpeg ... Love how people turn Vine videos into gifs to get to the front page .. Yeah , it's hard for people to take you seriously when you recommend a show called " Teen Wolf " to them . Honestly , this reads like an advertisement . Mother of the year right there Who are you and where is Bob . All schools have things like this , really . They are entertaining to read just because of the sheer craziness of it all , but not a really accurate account of the school Who the hell thought it was a good idea to put this on youtube I went to " Virgin Anal Drilling " We didn't film it Fun fact : I don't know , but What Reddit are you looking at ? I'm must be Doing something wrong my sister is a sociology major and is convinced of this . I keep trying to tell her that prejudice based on race is racism and the she says " its not racist if its against white culture " Oh my god I'm older than you Seeing expert here : This person can hardly write and you use the as a source ? Ok ... Stay with us here . We are a friendly and caring people Yea maaaaaan if we legalize pot the world would be peaceful and everyone would smoke dude so that kid wouldn't have died yea maaaan … fuck off HOW IS THE SCHOOL ABLE TO VIEW THEIR FACEBOOKS ? ? you masturbated to her didn't you ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) Ladies , lower your orgasm ノ ( Show children porn under a fake name ..... Impossible . My noodle is long and straight . Thankfully his pants didn't glitch out too i don't get this sick obsession with hairless skin at all . makes me go And under PACE Section 1 a constable may only direct you as such within the reasoning's of that particular law , ie , a reasonable suspicion of a crime has been committed or is taking place or as otherwise directed by an police inspector . I know this is reddit but are you really going to tell me my job and the regulatory law I have to spout daily ? What's happening ? Just out To the back of the head - very epic indeed Yes , im sure he was serious , people are to jaded for jokes on Reddit You can if you've already post-stalked her Did you just copy and paste this from that other thread the other day ? Pre-built rides .. ? Well , I did I'm in this course now with my fianc é . It was a requirement to complete in order to have the marriage recognized by the Catholic Church . It is called " Gods Plan For a Joy Filled Marriage " , it's a 9am - 4pm seminar type deal . We are having a lunch break now and I really don't want to be here any more :/ Just over 3 hours to go . You've been on reddit for over a year and your comment karma is - 3 . What the fuck ? Duck soup Got her off , did they now ? Ok I googled it ..... Farming them right while I was watching would have been a very " I feel sorry for the first poster . 4 Karma and a funny title while this asshole has a retarded titled repost and gets all the karma . Hats . I have no hats . ლ ( Haha ... I cover my bong with it when its in the closet . I am not sharing any of the vegetables I grow with you . Is this a trick ? I don't see a real baby .... Are you serios ? Fishing for karma are we ? My Alienware 18 with 780m SLI would like to have a word with you Do you need to resort to Joking about God ? you shouldn't have typed that . You're in my top 10 most hated people ever list . ಠ_ಠ .. don't anybody try to cuddle me without asking first . I'm glad to be here for the inaugural / r / NYYankees game thread ! A bit put off by the lack of Dodger flair , though Thanks ! Turns out I can just hand write a statement that says when I am leaving and that is enough for the consulate SO WHAT Says he need a set of gold ASAP , doesn't include region , and hasn't replied to any comment in 9 hours ... What ? Just edit your fucking post ? Chainsaw Vibrator asking your age and location ... I got my first lever action on my 15th birthday , it came with a free trigger lock ... I've never even heard of that before ... and I work in a liquor store . Man , I don't know shit about bourbons Thank the furries like me for that . This is some Rosa Parks bullshit FUCK ! ! ! ! ! I CAN'T UNSEE THAT .... Bears should not be pets . I was a curious child / etc / systemd / As someone who is both short , and who has met him , I can confirm he is , in fact , a giant And she's got some warts .. Or some poop . A more correct path would be / etc / systemd / system / multi-user.target.wants/ the fem titan wants to find eren because he is the most handsome titan -> she wants to have sexy time . I know . Back in my day we had a name for kids like you , whiney little creatures named " emos " . I'll give you the same advice I gave those emos .. STOP BEING A BITCH ! It's not cold in Borneo . sudo systemctl start ........... I was chastising him for not buying a 3DS until this . Well .. Aardvark anus ass juice ? The cab's roof fell off ? When I moved to Ohio from the Rochester area in 2002 , people asked me if I heard the towers fall ... No / all works . Speak for yourself Almost ? ` # rc-update add TIL , I walked on Parrot Fish poop when I visited the Caribbean . Twin here . You'd be surprised how many times people ask this . lol did you pull this off pokememes What kind of scumbag mother would rip off her child in this way ? I have gotten a message to update java every day for ~ a year . Every time I clicked it just told me I was already updated . The fact that I have you tagged " Fists Children Why is that link purple ? I share my computer with my parents . Oh God ... And you still clicked the link ... But if you shear cows , you'd be ripping their skin off I thought your username was BONER_PATROL . its a jpg ? For a spilt second I thought I was looking at a chicken ... # service Shutting down interface Sex toy ? I use them for scraping bowls and when the holes get clogged , use the toothpicks to open them back up . I'm not a weirdo Thanks for that The OS is not included in other The same thing happened to me . The worst part was I'm a beer drinker . They insisted we do shots . I refused and refused telling them I can't handle shots . They * bought * me one anyway . Now , I felt obligated . One shot later , and I'm puking in the bar bathroom . We had to leave because I got so sick . Was never invited out by them again , even though they go out quite frequently . I don't know why having intercourse with a pen has to do with being lefty My Emag professor wrote Maxwell's equations on a piece of paper when I went to him before an exam , and he said this is all you need for the test you should be able to derive the rest .... I need a puppy ( All my wat . All . My . Fucking . WAT . Upvote for dat bass Against Stilson or Bonzo . Title says enormous breasts , where the * fuck * are they in this post ? [ / u / Sage 1345 ] stands tall in his beautifully crafted set of * * Gravity Armour * * and equips his feared * * Particle Reactor * * while drawing his * * whale poop smeared stick * * . ' Your move , * other guy * * ... I also am the creator of this OC . he did saw me stopping to take a picture , and it was creepy as hell , looking at me like this Happy face when you see bewbs ? You better be an indie lesbian scientist or I'm going to start feeling oppressed . And I bet the NSA had nothing to do with his capture , and even if they did , none of the evidence found with them isn't advisable in court . You might not be autistic , you could just be a daft prick . I honesty think its the best parade in the city and it has the highest attendance . It's interesting that despite this , it never get tv coverage . I will give them water when they stop oppressing gays , women and non-islamics . Good news , your problem is not your face , you're not ugly . You might want to look into seeing a professional stylists or a gay side kick for your hair . They can help you choose a style that's more suited . I feed on the tears of republican failure . This has been a good year . Is not free , it costs your privacy . Why thank you mr Internet speach therapist ... Wat ? " Don't ever have kids " Thanks Dad Yeah , forcing people to have their kids taught by the government . That sounds really healthy , particularly for a country founded on the principles of religious and personal freedom . They have a football team ? Let people know this shit beforehand . In fact , don't post an auction on Reddit if you're already doing one on another site . That's incredibly rude . In an effort to maintain my sanity ... this gal HAS to be a troll and I will not be convinced otherwise ! I had a teacher who would go on and on about his past lives . I remember quite vividly his description of being a young Asian farm-girl About his mother nonetheless . No . Being able to taste the difference between normal butter and margarine . Tastes the exact fucking same to me . Why does that look unsafe .. This is what mise en place bowls are for . Yes ! Phoenix drivers I'm looking at you . just a little bit too phallic for me I didn't even need to open this thread to know it was Islam . I wonder if this is an effect of irresponsible breeders . I always got the impression pugs have a very shallow pool . I wonder if schools still have the audacity to ask students for their Facebook passwords ... and I * sure as shit * hope the students aren't giving them up I love how the guy in yellow in the background is like The worst offender her is " Africa " . Not only is there * * 2 * * A's , but Africa is a continent . Someone really loves their broken buildings . I made him watch the karate kid remake and he just committed suicide . A younger human . Because its not just about the whaling , but that they are whaling in a what is suppose to be a protected sanctuary . And what part of Australia do you live in ? " It's only 100,000- 200,000 lines of code ! " Am I the only one who thinks TOR is just one gigantic honeypot ? Yea Jim should compete in WCS China / Sea .... wait a minute > He left out Adolph Sax Cooked in a pan and not on a grill ? Haha . The other day I timed myself on a few then stopped since I wasn't doing great . Next solve got a PLL skip and thought , " Darn shoulda timed that . " The solve after that was another PLL skip , of course , not timed . I initially read that as " I love fucking otters " . Holy fucking shit . Just , holy fucking shit [ / u / Sage 1345 ] slides by on his suit of lard covered spandex . Very useful ... That's probably the biggest issue . I would sooner choke myself than give my number to 80 % of the ORs here . I'm looking at you Soul Yeah , it could never be there for a practical reason , lol . Let's just continue to mutilate everyone . Or the occasional : the waist of the dress moves up , making almost every dress an empire-cut ... and empire cut dresses literally cut into the middle of your boobs . The eye for this : Not sure about the energy drink one Why go so near my number There's a guy in my league who still hasn't dropped Braun / r / communism in style ? that's friggin ' wreckless ! If your mentioning the jailbreak in the ad , make sure you include taking no responsible for the risks associated with it . Don't want someone stoopid updating or screwing up their phone and demanding a refund And if he didn't let the dog out , there's a very real possibility he made the dog watch . ^ I read hot pole Keep looking for a different job . Then simply don't show up . If they pay shit , they receive shit . You know you have too many kids when you need full wall child stacking unit . Is this what you mean by symbol characters : > Sounds like a question for the lawyer you spent all that money on . At least the temple is selling something real for once . That looks drawn on with a marker . I hate Anivia & Jarvan free week ... team mates always trying to * help * . Twice I've told a US citizen that I lived in Maryland while I was away from home and they did not know that it was in the United States . One asked if she would have to pay oversea fees to call me . She lived in New Jersey ( two states up ) I actually put together his self published biography . As someone with panic disorder , How do you lose your belt ? Alright , fine . But if we ever meet , I will lock you up in a very dark room , where there will be things crawling all over your body and you will wan't nothing more but to scratch yourself . However , you won't be able to since you will be chained up . Have a nice day good sir Yeah , lets have witcher 2 have this achievement with ubersampling . 4 weeks till I'm watching you Canada There was a " Back to school " contest on a page I had . It was for contestants aged 18 + only If he would not have killed the Jews , then my Jewish family would not have snuck out of Germany , my great grandparents would not have met , and I would never have been born . So for reason of causality , I need to go back in time and ask Hitler to ignore your advise . I thought Moobot was supposed to send out a message informing all of his subscribers next time he fell asleep . I did something similar when someone insisted on hanging out in my blind spot in the middle of the night . They caught back up ! I hope so . I have access to a Tormach PCNC 1100 and an account with McMaster . Edit : just seen the price of ballscrews So when it takes an extra 5 minutes for someone to connect to my chat , it's because someone was trying to get the representative to say " what's updog . " Don't be scared of his peginasticles . Haha good question =) We kinda do have a president but he / she's not the one making the decisions , it's kinda complicated . But yeah , I get what you mean and I guess we're just not that unhappy with our parliament . Also , as you've probably already noticed , we have a totally different feel for distances . I'm not gonna drive a whole hour to complain about stuff I got pretty short muscular legs leading to a pretty big butt which makes for awkward jeans wearing . Still incest God dammit ! There goes the season You are a cruel man ...... Rape ? Dat tongue ! Haha Zephyr opens his beak and does this to my nose . ENOUGH WITH THE PUN THREADS ! ! ! JESUS CHRIST ! ! ! I just really really miss him . I'm pretty sure he misses me too .. I just wish he'd talk to me . Not on windows .... Well at least you didn't get conned into playing runescape with a cute girl who just happened to actually be a guy from GaTech The Wiki says it can be traded Honestly thought , huh dragon nipples ? Hey , you never know with these guys ... Damn you ... OP didnt mention race as a requirement I like Safari on my MacBook , because it has gestures that I havent seen on Chrome . I occasionally use chrome , and I use it on my Windows desktop . 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Suck it up , you now have the shedding equivalent to a kid . I liked them , but I'll admit they can be a bit fluffy . There have been more than a points where I thought to myself " fuck , just get to the point " . I always thought it was this way as well . Then , my uncle came to visit and told me that he is in therapy because my late grandmother used to dangle him off the balcony à la Michael Jackson . Yes , I'm sure that's exactly what you'd have done ... The irony is so strong on this one ! Dude is gearing up to be a writer and you lay _that_ on him ? Missed the " before " somehow . Read that as you disappeared from work , boss called and offered you a paid position . Dude . " better art " ... > THEN , I get asked to find and AV that works . Once I was spending the night at a friends house , and in the morning he told me that during the middle of the night he woke up to me yelling " ( name ) , we have to make the jump . Go ! At the time the two of us had just completed halo 3 , so I feel like that was somehow involved . We know a little but of what happens when top D-men don't perform .... I'm looking at you Quincey Yes . And not just any dog . A dog named Toaster . Sterile = Yes . Would you like the taste = But , but , it's Deadmau 5 ლ ( Oh fine then , I'll delete my " flipped out " reply too . Way to spoil my fun spat with reasonableness and courtesy . Until we meet again , I had an argument with someone on Reddit the other day who refused to acknowledge that men were in power through thousands of years of history I gotta say , that's pretty whore-ible . 160 hours in 30 days is like ... 5.5 hours a day I want to support the streamers . Fuck me right ? ლ ( I see what you did there Hot damn . You should have used a comma or a period after " grammar " and before " get . " Fuckin kids , read a book . That's just skype being weird most of the time , but yeah you kinda get used to it and now I was like " hmm , something's different with TB " This checks out . Account user for 336 days . It's mind-blowing how few people understand this . The shear lack of common sense in this forum is appalling . It certainly doesn't bode well for the future of this country ; these people are future voters . Jesus , 95 % of your posts are your own let's plays . Fishing for upboats on reddit are we ? You've grown as a person because of it . No offense to anyone , but if you have a bumper sticker of a politician I already know you are a huge TOOL . Don't care if it's democrat or republican . # # # # Good lord . Um , that's your sister , dude ... He missed out . I can count on my fingers how many women I can talk sci-fi , technology and video-games with Right onto the wound ? I haven't forgotten about the food . Bahrainis don't forget anything i am from germany and we watched this with our history teacher in class 10 . his words : this is real footage and might be a bit disturbing but you will learn how it was back then . i think he just wanted to promote antinationalsocialism . it worked imo Over anal . Bob likes dem german sheperds i am a 32 G and i run .... even with a very expensive sports bra , i have to spent a lot of energy keeping upright " btw im black " So it's you stinking up the whole train My little brother I don't particularly care for Windows You must not be a very good friend for considering something like . Or for spreading around a picture of her with Justin Beiber . That fucking rainbow buzzer beater 3 though .... Why so all his pants look like he's wearing diaper under them ? Or like he turned a skinny armed shirt upside down and was too stupid to under stand you can't wear it on your crotch ? Holy crap ... I read this twice , and I didn't get it at first . A third time and I'm all Wearing a shirt with a wave on it so I'm basically Aquaman . I really really want to know what sort of person sits and stares at a group of ten people for over half an hour ... That sounds like a new level of boredom to me He's not calling the surgeons criminals . He is calling the other tattoo artists that charge a doctor's free criminal . Looking at your other posts you aren't in a position to call anyone else a moron You can occasionally find a C , but yeah the padding situation is atrocious . Convince her to do something your love ? Now if you could just learn to properly use the success kid meme I still don't get it Then we would go from a president who sold out to the right wing on some things , to a president who would sell out to the right wing on everything . OH MY GOSH YES . I get so damn pissed when people publicly announce that they are an introvert . This happened between a classmate and a teacher of mine once and everyone else sat there like Yeah , definitely I think Noah Wyle is a more accurate looking Jobs than Kutcher ... and that Woz ... I got fired from my kindergarten job because of it ... One question : why were residents eating dirt ? Ok , I see where you're coming from . But seriously ... Hahaha , you mad brah ? you had some doubts I just answered them , your time was wasted " I poured hot water into leaves for you I will keep my eye on this comment . Someone did that to me . The peeing part . It was on my car door . I touched it and accidentally smelled it . Also , it was one of my " friends " who pissed on it Hey man ...... there's kids in there If you were my dad I would be an idiot Liberal and socialist are not the same . Personally , I'm very liberal , but hate socialism . The problem in america seems to be a widespread lack of understanding of political philosophy . I suppse it's how you get people calling Obama a communist-fascist-liberal . Stop spreading fear . This isn't news , its bullshit . Children . Hey Niko , it's your cousin , Roman Orgy . You want to go bowling ? I don't understand why any guy feels like he should be able to tell you that you can or can not wear red lipstick because they don't like it . My boyfriend would get straight slapped if he told me what kind of makeup I can wear . Why does everyone forget about us You can see into his rib cage I specifically mentioned Issac Asimov in my post . I hate most of friends friends . As a kid I loved the song c'est la vie by b * witched . I was feeling nostalgic the other day so I looked it up . I think everyone jumped on that train in the 90 ' s . Those floral sofas .... The chick from Hanson " Elizabeth " ? Do you have an iPhone ? If yes , use the " My Fitness Pal " app . It's a calorie counter . My husband introduced it to me to use as a baseline for what my daily intake is like , not to start using it while breast feeding . I started using it the same day Hannah Montana / Miley Cyrus Hilarious . Spoiler alert Not any more , she got all changed n ' shit " Should I leave now or ... ? " Like this : Two wrongs don't make a right , you know . I thought it was done in the back door & that babies were defacated . You know too much about human nutrition levels unlimited budget and gets a 3930k instead of the 3960x I resent that comment ‎ Loving all the in depth discussion about this idea . Thanks for all the reply's Damn , no one likes Virgos ... if I can change my name can't I change my birthdate too ? Why ? It's an improvement from Nah so you have my upvote Dude the kids like 7 , I don't think he'd be taking acid ... Be clean and healthy .... Would not swim there . My internet is full of bacon She either has a 3DS XL ... Or she .... ROCKS . Yeah man ... me neither . better smash that hard drive while you can ..... Take your grandma then ! No one at all ? Just like you lie to get comment karma ? What . Jessica is dead to me .. cosplaying as satan and stuff No , but as soon as I stood up I had to waddle to the bathroom She got you good ! Totally put you in your place . Why not just post the entire jersey at once ? Wait , I know , karma Not sure if joking Punch people who disagree with you Use it as an ice breaker - hey I made a Reddit thread about you ( you'd word it differently of course ) If you have " I don't want drama " on your profile I'll buy a plane ticket to wherever you are and personally slap some sense in to you gonna go on a racist rant real quick ( sorry ) , i worked at walgreens , and my manager ( older white lady ) , would always point out when young black kids would come in the store ( 14-18 young males ) , with sly remarks " here comes hip hoppers " , or " watch the thugs " , meanwhile i notice young white girls ( 12-18 ) , ALWAYS come and steal make up , nail polish , and eye brows Why the fuck does Bangor Daily News want my location data ? the police made the city less safe for him after that . Holy hell , you are the size of a monster energy drink . When I was in high school , there were two kinds of kids , those who could spin a pencil and those who could not . I never understood how after months of trying some people never succeeded in spinning the pen once . No , Love the brick ... But WTF is that long white thingy to the right of the front door ? ! ? I live in Washington and I got this 2 minutes ago I'ts less They now sell " tortilla maki " at my local conveyor belt sushi place here in Japan . Wow , that's a little too much gore for me . Enough internets for the day , hurr durr . I need to get couches ! What suburbs are best for furniture ? And when's the collection season lol . I'm very interested I get them because I'm dehydrated so I drink water , I get them because I have to pee because I drank , and then cause I peed . I went too . Everyone was super cool though , last time I was at a Padres-Yankees game was when they swept us in the World Series The fuck ? Yep . Still a schedule 1 drug My thoughts exactly Alright then ... Some of us think your attention should be focused on addressing your more immediate centipede issue . Good thing most of the world is developed , oh wait , it isn't . > dick Oh , its * THAT * part of youtube again .... ... magic Well I just went through that entire thread thinking I was in this subreddit and wondering what the hell happened OH SHIT " New and used from $ 2.76 " that boy on the left has that Dripping head . I can do the No disrespect to your dad , but cool parenting is one thing , doing drugs with your * 16 year old child * is another , to me . Seconding your The one after it This is utterly fucking sickening . This makes me ashamed of the people of my country - ashamed that the press would stoop this low , and ashamed that people are fucking dumb enough to lap this shit up . Really , really bad Oh , I do the same thing ! I got a bunch of toys for my kitten , thinking she might stop tearing things up and play with them . So far the dog has shown more interest . The only thing she's interested in is the dog food . What are you If the ration ends I'll go from literally ( Excessive tattoos ? Mechanics at the base : " Back so soon ? " " Previously on Survivor ; Parvati starved to death and when Amanda ate the corpse , she found a hidden immunity idol . Who will be eliminated on this episode ? Who will quit before they die ? And most importantly , will we ever be sued ? Find out now on ... Survivor ! " Why ? Were you * expecting * to be disappointed ? Really ... ? You think anyone on this subreddit is going to say " Naw , I don't want details on the new Fallout game . " Of course everyone here would like to know That's some pretty heavy shit to be talking about with a girl you met at the shoe store . My cousins braces got caught on my eyebrow Console as big as the ISS and still needs a power brick .... Dammit , you got me . Whoever wrote the column on him needs to learn a new goddamn word besides " outasite " . 0.0 % chance of winning super bowl . Does this mean the prices of tops in the economy will drop ? My GF calls it shark week . Super serious . OP delivers ? This is not the Reddit I have come to know ACRONYMS ARE COOL GUYS AMIRITE ? Almost as cool as spoilers for games unrelated to current discussions . How about : " wow , that's a big guitar " ! And yet you did not link it , even though a comment above specifically asked for this ? Add on to the fact we have to deal with this for another 6 years So that was you in the pool . She blames you for her pregnancy ? The hubs and I had the same issue . When we were trying , my dr . suggested he do a sperm test and they actually called him to ask him if he had a vasectomy . not the series but the way the series is written : frustrate at how we don't get answers for anything ! i read on to try to find out what happens only to get more questions .. or text that's too small to read . I work at a call center for a major bank , customers always ask too put a million dollars in the account See that you do I think gay sex it , too . But gay marriage is legal ? > You should have used a comma or a period after " grammar " and before " get . " Fuckin kids , read a book . Not enough pepperoni One time in the 5th grade my friend told me , with a straight face , she goes troll hunting . Unless you spawned from skyrim I highly doubt that A guy who isn't afraid to show his emotions . You see an adorable puppy ? Don't stand there and say It bothers me that she wanted to challenge transphobia by making Cloud Atlas ... but wasn't at all concerned by using yellowface in the movie . Mine was Teen Spirit by Nirvana ( and it didn't sound a thing like it ) . Worse was that the first time I called I realised I didn't know my own number so I had to hang up , find the number and call again . Got charged twice Its rare enough that someone is willing to spend 260 + keys for an items that cost $ 120 plus the free signature . Still want a Rainbow Dash Hecarim Pretty sure my 10 year old step daughter does creepy things with the dog when the door is closed And he's staring into the camera like I do my best to get these types of things on Amazon ... But if I need it quick it usually ends up like this I'm old and have had 2 kids . The sad thing is that I could probably actually do it In argentina they use coal instead of wood , its not the same man no shit God damn I laughed my ass off thanx :) FOUUUEVVAAAHH Beware that man , be he friend or brother , whose beard is one color and his mustache another . Edit : I looked at the america's , not EU So , show your life budget on reddit . I want you to break it down here . Pay better equal tuition , books , average rent , food costs , extra activities , daily necessities and transportation . Because I think your full of shit . That makes more sense . I would have a hard time believing this happened to an old lady living in Hermosa . Cops there are pretty chill , especially if you are white " In a game with teams of 5 if 1 of my teammates upsets me I intentionally screw up the game for the other 3 innocent players . " You don't think a message from the mods qualifies as important ? Silly girl . Asians are all studying I have had almost zero success , except with my girlfriend . Everyone else is so brainwashed its terrifying Wow , look at all the freedom those women enjoy under the new , still Islamic , government . That username .... They ? I could use an iPhone , I'll pay shipping . Really small ? I live in a town of population 2,100 Make sure to add " Far more interesting if you're a retard . Life of Pi was fucking brilliant ! ! ! " My friend " always means yourself ... Its people like you ... Is that what animal moms do ? I know they got to stay in business and all . But man , taking the band off or switching the bands just seems wrong . dafuq is this on top of ma front . What the fuck I love your perfect illustration of Yeah , I am there now . Not sure why you asked that in this thread or why you know that though . Reasons like this are why I left my old gym as soon as my friends opened up their place . Too many idiot fatties that think they know everything . Madrid Kings I cry during most of Tom Hanks ' movies . I don't know what's wrong with me ‎ Thank you , and Hot tall blonde with room for cream - a creepy customer Don't like the fact they are trying to lump Reddit in with Ask.Fm > I hope you're kidding with equating sex with meth Well there ya go . Didn't have to go to far for hitler / Obama comparison . Where's the link ? At first I was talking about their cops , but then I remembered campus PD It's starting . My girlfriend's parents made innuendo jokes because ( in front of me ) she told that I took forever in the shower . His teeth ... I'm actually impressed . It takes a lot of cringe for me to Oh sorry , post good things to my sub kk thanks ... Aaaaand I got .... nothing I fully understand how rape works . Not being able to add flair on reddit I ran out of burritos today . I'll confirm that Nevaeh's exist . My cousin gave that name to her daughter ... TIL what a nuru massage is and it sounds pretty awesome . I'd use the jelly shit though , that egg fantasy just makes me With a severe look of disapproval All claim data is rolled back 10 days . Bonus blocks , blocks , claims , trusts , etc . As for why we didn ’ t have a more recent backup , it ’ s because I ’ m an idiot and I didn ’ t re-enable DB backups . How does a chicken bucket get in the front yard ? That's a great question that we have to answer .... Doesn't address question at al . But I ... But it's ... Because Obama has respected the constitution so well this far ... I've lived relatively near Kings Dominion for nearly 10 years and have never made the trip there . Maybe this is a sign to keep it that way ... Owner should be punched . Hey ... fast food burrito and cats . Let's see ... contains dairy , soy , onions ... yup . All terrible for cats . Good job . Working in the video game industry and seeing " gamers " or " gamer girls " in films I had an old teacher show up in my quiver . We were a 97 % match ...... She viewed my profile I'm assuming so , hahaha . I didn't engage in the conversation because I was biting my tongue too hard .. Saddest part , she has a personal trainer who told her that is how you get " skinny " . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That would be awkward I did nazi that comming Oh god , so many movies or shows where someone is supposedly playing the guitar or the saxophone , you watch their hands and Yes . Guitar is most common , but when it happens with a sax it's always blatantly Did you read the post ? I think I must be doing something very very wrong ‎ The Onion really ? ... I have no idea what it was for . I asked my mate and he said independence day . You're not even an Eagles fan . this whole thing is all infowars . Every " news " outlet that is publishing this shit , is nothing but links to infowars His first play through and he sees two . I've been playing since the fucking game came out and have never seen 1 lol . I'm quite jelly What the . At first I was like It ? Can't tell if sarcasm or statist Just got home , logged in to firstrowsports just in time to see an ad for Kansas City Chiefs seasons tickets . So a bottle of coke is now fake blood . His run looked good , just not the end of it . Or somebody with a similar name ! If this doesn't belong in / r / karmaconspiracy I don't know what does . Wow , you see how he sanded that piece of wood ? I'll need to see a fat picture before I can give you my educated opinion . Yay ! More bots ! The saddle sounded like a fucking moped This goon is claiming 7/8 publications in 2 years . That's outrageous in any field . Heh . I do French tours where i work and sometimes English folks hear me talk about deals ... " Oui , c'est un phoque " results in People have strange ... fetishes ITT : A lot of people pretending to be nutritionists and cardiologists . My husband does the opposite of this . He leaves our back door wide open . I came home from work the other day and all that separated anyone from anything in our house for the past eight hours had been our screen door . it's the face --> Bby pls I giv u da piza rols You might want to see a doctor then . Damn . Giving nerdgirls a bad name . Well no one ever said everyone had to like the same things ! ! Hahaha , just kidding , you're a monster . I'm a woman and I get this . It feels like painful pressure . Even get occasional shooting pain during the episode . Prepare your cervix Tha fuck .. Did I just get linked to the top of the thread ? Bravo , ass blanket . Had to scroll back down twice to comment . Ultra ? Why ? My bf actually go onto me for never really giving him handjobs . I thought blowjobs were better so I usually skipped that part and went to oral and sex Can't blame him for running really , probably figured he'd get beaten and tasered . Where are these bosses , I want one ! I imagined her saying it like the rhubarb lady Chuck Norris deserves no praise , he's an anti-education , religious nut bag . I'm pretty sure he's scared of anybody with iq higher than an eggplant . When I consider all the years I worked for Disney as an entertainer , their voices . Did we just get jipped on the sauce ? This title I really hope that's a large wagon pulled by a mythical Greek squid monster . " We don't need a car , we can just drive the Krakenwagon . " Up vote for you sir ..... I know that feeling Maybe a lot more gay kids in Utah are buying new computers ? Snow thunder when you have no place to go , and all your wearing is adult footed pajamas . Stitch . That the Republican Party , bought off by corporations , wants to raise unemployment , so that they never have to compete for labor or offer a fair pay , creating a slave culture . Almost like neo-feudalism . Working for Disney . Fun job , but they don't pay competitively and I got tired of watching those around me get treated like shit . Oh ... the loader of the video put it under the Comedy category i hate that too . thank god they dont say it What's wrong with that ? I would hope not Don't play fucking games You mean like you are right now Dat fupa ! Harlem as well My 6 year old cousin has a Iphone 5 What the fuck ? Damn it ! Don't disarm me by being all civil ! That's not how I've been led to believe the internet works ! Neither did she . Do you play Leona ? Jeez what is it with you and the evil numbers The first post today that literally made me shake my head and laugh loudly . Wow . She's a keeper . Telecommuting is ok ... Totally the predecessor to So , OP , what happened next ? It's dishwasher safe It never finds what I want Hahaha .... Shit . That goddam song is stuck in my head now . Sweet Jesus if you're not the creator then that means ... 4AM kick off I wonder how that happened Yeah , enabling her to wave clear a little bit better past 25 minutes sure makes her super easy Drake has special thinks that he could do with lotion ... And he did start from the bottom The orange in there caught my eye . Gorillas don't talk Licking her urethra It was super fun ... like chemistry class all day . And we got to sample * a lot * of wine , no one even cared that I was underage This is the acceptable version of S . W . A . G , Stuff We All Get . Not the one angsty teens adopted . Congratulations on beating the chart in the development of cyber-warfare , humanity . Women dont have urethras Um ... no . That's not funny or witty , it's just poor grammar and feeds the stupidity that is ' merica Link ? I don't look like that when I have a shower beer . That or the beginning of a murder trial when they find her body washed ashore . This is terrible news . what the fuck They always know . And you know what ? they still know horse masks . funniest thing ever right guys What fucking tattoo artist ... I don't even ... But ... why were you in bed with your sister ? Irelia and Zac Just realised that the title looks so much dirtier than it is That username . No birth control method works if you don't use it . I love these type of face masks on defensive players . Makes them look much more intimidating . I am disappoint NFL Oh yeah , and how much is saved from Steam . Skyrim : Legendary Edition was $ 7 during the summer sale from what I've been told , but I missed it . The game crashed because I use MSI afterburner to monitor my GPU temp , usage etc . which gets displayed on my G510 lcd keyboard . Somehow the monitoring software interferes with the game ... GG rockstar I thoight you were a girl . It crawled into your mouth . People get paid serious money for that bullshit . I don't think So if I get called chicken legs ? ITT : " I can't understand those songs in a language I don't speak ! " well thats .... thats just lovely ... nice try , undercover vice officer who is hard up on her arrest quota You're the worst of reddit . I know literally nothing was accomplished . ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ agreed ... read that opener and my face immediately watch it , there Assholes ... that's who .. I hate my knees . It's really werid but they look like baby faces . I have baby faces for knees And which he never actually even saw the film in question that he was criticizing . God is OP please make her UN-viable so I don't have to fight her evar kaythxbai 4530pp average It's was 1000 head shots .... ' There ' Why the hell are / u / BrianDawkins and / u / BrianWestbrook 36 Cowboys fans ? If you hate it so much , why are you on Reddit ? And now I hate my brothers even more Bagged .... Milk .... ? Lesser ? We were 5-0- 1 against you this season ! Not a single dick or swastika . You don't want to know where I'm going to place my Kinect what did she teach him This game is very weird . Mine is running at constant 52fps no matter what settings . If i put the monitor refresh to at 50Hz , then the fps drops to constant 42fps Similar pop songs ? This is a first ... I wish he would publicly state he is staying in Cleveland and signing a max 5 year deal next summer so the media can go troll a different city . I don't even want to imagine another fiasco like " the decision " ever again . This town deserves better . news websites are subscription based and need to pay to read the article but google crawls the article somehow My coworkers are going to think I'm crazy tomorrow now that this is stuck in my head . Thanks a lot ! I forgot about that ....... CONGRATULATIONS YOU NOW KNOW THAT IT WASN'T A DOCUMENTARY That is part of the transition from baby freak to total weirdo and is perfectly natural and beautiful . Creepy cult . Pretty sure it used to say wombering . 8 minutes ago You see eggshells - I see decorated chicken periods Lying fuck . No one is going to demand $ 50 an hour for basic labor . There may be a basic kernel of truth in your anecdote , but you've embellished your details to a shameful extent No , because smoke is harmless to the lungs , especially those of an infant ... Well it really wasn't any different or worse than any others in this thread until you brought up the mental image Looks like it says anal . 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Its not really I can tell you this , keep going , and your going to start getting high strung and dependent on it for your mellow state of mind . Drive through while drunk ? I hope not ... I hate parents who think their child is some sweet angel who does nothing wrong . Also - / u / matronix still needs to fill out the survey I have not once had to clean up anything off the carpet . Anything . Without a word ? Well too late for the System Restore - the refresh took that out too . Have you ever thought of KiK ? It took me a year to convince my parents to drop the service . AOL would not explicitly say that they would be able to keep it , so my parents were to nervous to drop it . I was fed up with them wasting $ 30 / month and did it myself . They didn't even thank me ! ಠ_ಠ the pictures from the back . Who took them ? Mmmm ... El de Tabasco dice " Tecolutla , Tabasco " . Tecolutla est á en Veracruz . ‎ Test post with * * bold * * and * italic * content As you can see I have a very sophisticated " shop " It happens every time , cute girl says she likes metal but when you ask what bands you get ; A Day to Remember , Sleeping with Sirens , Attack Attack , etc .... " Jean Charles de Menezes ( pronounced [ ʒeˈɐ ̃ ˈʃahlis dʒi meˈnezis in Brazilian Portuguese ) " - So much for stereotypes . Da fuck man Mine , too ! I'd take him out more if he wasn't so obsessed with finding fresh dog pee to roll in . Wha ... what did he expect from just saying boobs ? ಠ_ಠ disturbing but I cant stop looking * then The amount of eye-shadow on that girls tits I have seen this before ..... yeah , that comparison is totally logical Has to be a good middle ground between pure masochism and having no discipline . " Real-Cheese ™ " brand cheese substitute ... I would definitely be down to try this out . Any Chiefs fans have any bets they would like to direct towards myself and other 49er faithful ? Let's give this a go ┌ ( Same way as any other friends ... at first i read it as Fellow Shower Shitters , i thought it was a fetish , very happy i just read it wrong . this was the first thing i expected someone to respond with when i saw the reddit title . I mean , neither do we from the Bay Area sir , but this guys strain here would be considered bottom shelf mid shelf at best here That never happened . or when you visit other stadiums other than Lambeau you become Fudge Packers ... Not something that big but still getting blood tests .... Would backfire with my dogs , they would want to dig up the poo for a nice poo snack . I ... uh .. what ... that background audio There ... there is an EA logo on his throat . I'm still moderating it are there lines on the front as well ? Vector targeting originated in LoL . When everyone in VIII finds out their related . This isn't the same dog ... Maybe same breed but not the same dog , What are you tryna pull here ? / u / NBATidder , have a Snickers . You turn into Richard Stallman when you're hungry . So the question is , whats * the best * long con you've ever pulled . You don't get two . So the question is , " what's * the best * long con you've ever pulled ? " You don't get two . Well , everybody needs a hobby > ( besides the sticky-feet bug Look at all the stolen karma ! u / confused_daily , prepare for a rebuttal ! That is quite the statement of willful ignorance . because your revealing the personal information of my friends Because they're old and wrinkly . Old ladies tend to have tits that are all wrinkled and sag almost to their hips , old dudes have shriveled up dicks that look like fleshy pink raisins and oh my god fuck you for making me explain this to you Why didnt you thank reddit ? its funny how hung up every poster seems to be on the fact she has stretchmarks awkward tentacle porn Seriously . Chick is bangin ' and all , but I really don't need to see that high of a cock to pussy ratio ... Or cock to hole ratio for that matter . Never leave your account logged in at a friends house ... looking at you / u / IAMA-CANADIAN-AMA The Verge is biased against anything Microsoft . Maybe , they are intentionally blocking IE 11 ... Or , it could be just an Adobe Flash issue . Avatar : The Last Airbender Too late Exactly . It's not supposed to be ... What the fuck is this shit . I was like " Oh so this subreddit is about finding people that look familiar , pretty cool " and then after 2 minutes of browsing " Wait a minute ... Well they didn't have to , since you posted it on reddit Guys , this NEVER happens at NFL games or MLB games ZZ Top didn't write this ? ? :( / That's so golden my collegues now know I'm not working . Thank you Don't have an SO , but Iv'e been told on various occasioins that I sleep with my eyes open . I'm gonna freak out my future SO That's what I call a baCON . wet dream ? > It just makes everything uncomfortable . Pink thing ? That wasn't me . This is true . Although , after dealing with the notorious IMS bearing on a first generation Boxster , they do get a couple Ah indeed it is , thanks for the heads-up . Yea I'm pretty sure she is a girl , but I've been wrong before .. I once woke up in the back of my parents ' minivan , back door open , cuddling a kayak , without a shirt , throw up on the ground surrounding the car , all at a national shrine . Best part ? When I went to take off my pants , my underwear was missing ... at some point I was completely naked . Oh yah it's doing a great job at reducing its overall use ! Hey now , don't be a karma hog . " Only " If it makes you feel better , if you think motivating a partner in a business is hard , try motivating people to build and write for blog with you . When all your paid in is simple satisfaction people never want to step up . I've been doing that for years . I wasn't you presumptuous jerk I hope you're not that kid from my fifth grade class . In the school bathroom .... Stop calling me City of Grand Prairie . I don't even water my lawn , so stop it BFL stopped taking returns I once pissed in a roadside shrine's holy water bottle . We saw a woman use it . I think you might be trolling me What has happened to my posts comments ? Yeah , I my path is only two path designs . I was mainly concerned for the fossils . Uhm and yeah the rocks kinda messed up plan in my head connecting my house to retail and others . Unfortunately my town layout isn't the best for paths but im making it work . Two rocks are im the way to my retail though ao that will have to remain pathless ... Who is Popeye ? Not if it's an " ass to mouth machine " . Oh god what the hell happened . In my mind " I thought something was a little off , then I noticed they had mouths ... Where is Rizzrak ? I find myself more horrified looking at a probable middle age dude in a pair of whities Ah , yes , I remember when Davey put in Maya and IMMEDIATELY HE SURRENDERED A BOMB Apparently people like their microwaves to have a little time leftover It's not crappy Internet ; I have excellent Internet and YouTube sucks . Used to be good but sucks now . " nods . " You are all over this thread I know it's a television show , but how does no one ever notice people blatantly staring at them only feet away ? There is no reward for just acting like a decent human being . My comment is right above yours ? You replied to it I don't think you can . I assume it interpreted the Unicode for " I dream of a day redditors can behave better than a pack of adolescent teenagers . I'm at work and have this page on refresh So by your logic the majority of chinese people who can't understand foreigners with shitty tones need to work on their comprehension ? Yeah , that sounds right . Why do I have you tagged as " Mr . Chocolate Man " Then you're welcome to log off and leave . Maybe we could get it down to 89 % . Robert Reich . Username relevant ? Hmm okay That tire That never happened did it ? And it's wet amazing and cheap ... I just read your name ..... Switch the C and the R ..... My guy lost his legs too ! I want to organize the shit outa that office I know right I don't know . Do you like palm trees ? Careful , you might be their first victim Too * If you happened upon it ... August 12th When I was 21 , my girlfriend was joking around , holding my stuffed bear above a running branch shredder , and accidentally let go . I made her gather up every part , she then had it stuffed into a new bear . We broke up soon afterwards , I think in part because of that . That's what my stuffed bear keeps telling me . dat coles All you whippersnappers and your lingo . A home . My life is no longer ruined , but no reduced to nothing more than a jumbled mess . I don't know what I remember or don't remember any more . Well that's cool .... I'm going to rip , if you cry it's your own fault The smell of my own farts . We need a system that does transient encryption--trivially , that Grandma can use--for point to point , but that also does storage encryption . No , I have no idea how to make that happen . Going to work . That's not the way you're supposed to learn from this sub I hear you . that's an abomination in the eyes of the meat gods . Well that's the most ironic thing I've heard all week . Slow handclap for you TIL that hokusai did both my favorite piece of art ever and tentacle porn . No one said we were friends # 2 has a lot of good advice , but it's layered extra thick in " bro " / " dude " humor . It hurts my head sometimes . " Don't leave the room to go watch the game ! " Get out of this sub Yes , yes it is . That awkward moment when a mod uploads a post that is against the rules . I can't even get a fucking boomerang to come back Except this one does have a right answer . > MindCrack has reset the map from scratch for Minecraft 1.6 ! We have enabled the UHC-style no-health-regeneration rule , now included in vanilla , effective " until further notice . " I await this notice . Full grown men riding in mopeds together with no space between the rear person's genitalia and the driver's ass , even funnier when it's from a country with a lot of machismo . Looking at you Dominican Republic ... I like how this addition is the ground-breaking change that will refresh the COD series . Oh I wouldn't want to inconvenience you , I'll just hunt down your girlfriend and wear her skin instead * * Schmelzer / Hummels what are you guys doing ? Almost ! It's just missing " This has become my favorite post ever . I would buy apple shares . I have many posts that could get me tagged as Um ... yes . Whoa whoa whoa .... that's our schtick . Get your own ( I have one similar minus the skull . People regularly think its the dark mark from Harry Potter " A good feeling in the butt is better than a good feeling from a name brand " .... " A good feeling in the butt ....... " Wha .. ? Why Isn't the lyric supposed to be : " Been * spending * most our lives ... " Love it , shes my baby . I actually shower with her when she gets dirty . It gets weird That's his daughter I went out for a few beers with acquaintances . Somebody asked what X type of beer was like , I started to describe it and another dude at the table called me a ' beer homo ' Nope , not yet . Just drunk a two-liter soda .... But then you'd be dead . * " I don't want to have sex with you . " " Yes you do ! You're just playing hard to get ! " * Well , what do you look like then ? What the fuck I can't actually double jump with acrobat anymore because I always get tp'd back and take at least 2 hearts of damage So it's not just girls you're masturbating to now ... I had a customer come in with some PSP batteries he wanted to sell . They were extremely swollen and complained that they didn't fit into his daughter's PSP . I pointed out the swelling and warned him they were dangerous . He started squeezing them like it would make them better . Go back to Scandinava with your lovely ladies you blonde haired Viking bastard Or in other words the Federal Government is a big user of our stuff , but Google not so much . Well if you'd get rid of all the porn apps ... On top of this being a repost , this has been posted in the wrong subreddit . How is this funny ? I'm angry you made my learn the new bieber names Wow eBay First base ump ..... He sure was . Thanks for the spam I can chime in ! I believe we had 5 start on autodraft , with one of them coming in late ( All these TD's came in late ... still got AP though Fellow Iowan ? ! GO HAWKS ! You go back to school on July 31st ? Either this is a common occurrence , or we went to school together freshman year Cattain Jack Sparrow TIL The word " anal nipple " This picture was the last link on my page and I clicked the RES image view button and only saw the angry lady , miffed guy , and bizarrely smiling man and didn't get it . Then I scrolled down . Someone pretty common around here just tried to shark me before I saw the new deal with the TI3 couriers ... curious if he plans to show up in this thread Definitely read calamity completely wrong . I think I'll go to a more professional doctor Irritates me when people confuse us for other latino races , but we do the same thing to the Asians .. I heard Hitler had that sticker . I think you might be I do masturbate regularly , I just didn't feel like doing it at my grandma's house GO STATE ! I wonder what that blurred out shortcuts are Oh yeah sure , that's why it looks like a 12year old being reemed by a fat adult cock ! The problem is , that no matter which side we give a hand , were helping Islamic nut cakes create another theocratic dictatorship . That voice But not upvoting ? I don't believe the " man " part . They can , they just have to start paying taxes . Fuck humans , I'll give it environmental causes . Oh no . An almost naked human body . We can't have that now can we . Funny pic although I swear someone is purposely going down the list of comments and downvoting them for no reason . I don't wont just smear the mud . Ill live in it . I will become the mud The little sound when something downloads . It's sweet when it's dead Last forced nvidia update for geforce gtx 670mx for my asus g750vx laptop via windows update reboots to a black screen , putting it to sleep makes it wake to a black screen , shutting down and booting up does not go to a black screen after post 60 % of the time . To boot it properly a force shut down and cold boot has to be done , which is retarded . I want that beard for reals My friend said that he doesn't like it that much because he does not like the era in doctor who , he says it feels stale . My face -> Those " this looks silly " examples ... Smacked my outstretched hand * hard * , and * repeatedly * with a Tennis trainer . ( I deliberately kicked someone in the shin whilst playing soccer ) . This trainer-based-thrashing was deemed a suitable punishment Hehe I made it ! My baggage didn't though ... I need to wait 3 hours in the airport for my luggage to come in ! " I was in too much pain to speak , walk , or move . " I've had bad sunburn myself , twice , and it was horrifically painful both times , but NOTHING like what you've just described Hope you dont have anything personal on that account , because it is also your Origin Account . You used both " too " and " to " wrongly . well this is embarrassing . Try being Scottish and watching Braveheart or The Eagle . They can't be that ba ... oh ... They also copied the guns ! ! Did you really need to use LMGTFY ? Always thought what if women had the ability to turn into a virgin in heaven every time she did it . Like she just turned back into a virgin Pics or it didn't happen . True story Well the hex-editing would be needed to replace the changed texture and . p3d paths , I reckon No . Drowning in a pool of other people's feces . Holding your breath until you accidentally inhale the poo . Feeling it travel into your mouth and into your throat , causing you to vomit and it briefly relives you as it expels the poo ... until you are forced to inhale again . > I have a few late night adventure stories from wally world That sounds like a ... bright idea . He stands on water , he levitates , and he still gets his foot stuck in in a bridge between two wooden planks ... Unfortunately no matter how much you do budget in training , no training is enough to counter willfully ignorant or " I'm too busy for that ! " types . We're an MSP and when we recommend a refresh , we also recommend training . The folks who attend training put in less tickets related to the new $ thing than those who refuse the training or claim to be too busy . Gee , what a mind blowing statistic ... The beta isn't open yet and doesn't open until tomorrow I don't get this subreddit Fake .... someone has access to adobe illustrator . Saving so I can reference this post in a years time after ( hopefully ) founding a successful company and having a cool story to tell . ~ fingers crossed My boyfriend's cat does that when we have sex ' I've got no idea , and we're not finished yet If someone seriously said that to my face after running over my cat I'd kill that person . Did he actually use ' ' bro ' ' ? I need to know Ha . Ha ha ha . HAHAHAHA ! ! ! Food found on ground 2-3 days later ? Oh sweet , it'll still be good to sell ! Lets not forget ' lulz ' .... My stepmother was like this . Shit now this makes me think she writes for Cosmo . Her idea of playtime for me and her daughter was us getting dressed up to watch the boys play . * " ... girls don't get dirty , or sweaty while playing outside " * We were only 10 Did ... Did you just reply to my comment using multiple accounts . Have you ever stopped to consider what it is like to be a VES fan ? The desperation to rise up and start killing their oppressors ? Yeeeeeah I don't get why it's such a bad thing , unless they happened to use that side ... for some reason . That death mark proc + Annie death audio sounds rather ..... I knew I shouldn't have written any of that extra stuff . [ totes gonna stab you for that Probably why you are on a list somewhere because it scares me It's sad that there are laws regulating tree forts . 24 hours after you cut off your own cock and mail it to pet store as even exchange for a dog collar with the words " bitch " on the tag . Bark bark back . From this point on , you must one up your previous sexual experience . Good luck . How about we stop pretending the endangered wild life are our toys , and leave them in the water ? Care to explain ... ? Inexperienced backpacker in the winter . What could go wrong ? Average Reddit IQ < Average 4Chan IQ . This seems kind of fake , and that only adds further suspicion The death of everybody in this world that was fucking it up by my standards . That was so amazing I'm going to give you a million dollars . All towels have bacteria on them , it isn't naturally human . Take this emoticon with you : Came here to say Cho'Gath . Imagine Cho support Feasting a paper Sona / Ashe C'mon ... Blow a whistle ... Nothing bad ever happens to whistle blowers ... I'm batman . Care Bears the Movie . I don't get laid much , but I some how ended up with a heart tattooed on my butt . 2 close friends , about 100 that I would regard as close enemies . More likely , but I hope not . The current one is enough of a tool , republicans are even worse . Could be crash Europa into it and make it like that again ? The irony is that the victim of this photo would more likely support treating gay people the same way he's being treated now . Isn't living I a backward theocratic nation great . If you can buy a hamburger you can buy a Humble bundle Only 5 injuries tonight . Imagine the tewitch chats If he's so great , why is he on reddit begging for an illustrator ? Spray tan Still wide awake ! Yeah , the Retreat is * never * mobbed Reddit , where 99 % of your problems are solved by weed or shrooms Where is this ? It looks London-y to me . Caps is control and left control is function . It was bothering me . A lot . Congratulations ? I don't see any bones I had a very sarcastic question on a silly post once , and someone answered it acting like a know-it-all . My reply stating it was a joke was downvoted . Says the person with Vi flair . Ah , * * * ese * * * tipo de bruja . La mía es tan comprensiva ... una santa . Comprensiva en el sentido que ante todo lo relacionado con reddit , por ejemplo explicarle qué es un " meme " , la primera respuesta es " Winter " This girl looks 14 . that turned weird fast Well played sir Actually kind of like the pic , just absolutely hate the way it's used . that's a cat ? ! Now even 14 GB of Swap Apparently they were very goth and went through a " vampire " phase where they drank each others blood and shit . Ew yeah not something I need to know about my supposedly sweet little old mommy and daddy 10 % chance of rain ... hmm ... Write your stuff copy it go to settings , manage uploads and upload a pic . Paste and then paste the pic ಠ_ಠ So jumping is like popping the trunk or diving by zero ? It was a rhetorical question ... This is my response to anyone who would pre order this before they release essential PC info : So you are trying to tell me there are subreddits which aren't filled with reposts ? ... come on , really ? I laughed at the myth / play reference . And then the reddit joke hit me . OH FFS That's just it , none of them are . It's all just a power grab . Now you sound like a gold buyer . Except you are a granny photo buyer And how exactly would you know that pervyinthepark ? > Do you really need the karma that bad ? You sicko . 42 rolls and I got one green keeper Oh heyy look who decided to show up ! But that means ... ass-boner . She is 13 Not really . I can say that there was a point in which I " wanted " something magical or mystical to be real , but sadly , by brain required some sort of proof . And as I learned to value what was real over what sounded awesome , I concluded there was no such thing as a god or magic . I still feel a little bit of disappointment . What's weird is that mortality wasn't really the issue . That might have been because I was a kid . I think it was more that I watched so many movies and read so many books with people finding such interesting mystical things , that I just wanted that moment when I could find something rare and unexplainable . Then my childhood was kind of shrunk with my introduction to the Internet . Sexy standings ... Can they form that human chain around laws to keep Muslims getting into that as well ? We've got no room to talk on that front . Doesn't this just mean he was the first white guy to find it ? As an aircraft mechanic , he should have pulled up more . I can't be certain but it seemed like he had a good amount of speed to make it over the tree at least . Gets me hard ? You .. You get out of here with that mess .... Actually , that's not true . It's fetish for many . Which is pretty much just as bad . Is that .... is that comic sans ? Not sure if So then come together and FIX IT ! Says the guy dragging out the a in his name You must be new here ... Then get off your own ass and google them your self . There were tons in the news for years . Honestly , I don't think any amount of sources would convince you . And sorry if I don't log every article I read . I have a life . You would be very surprised how many people buy hot tubs and pools and then are shocked to find massive power and water bills . So , you'll have to excuse me is I don't assume you an exception , seeing as he you can't google this information your self . That's what I was thinking ... same as how straight males feel about virgin females in a way . Either way , I don't know how I should feel about the massive positive responses League of Legends . Don't see how people get into that , and my friends are like an orgy fest when they talk about it . No , super . Aș fi venit , dac ă anun țai din timp Keep in mind , women who would pay for the company of men are more likely not going to be the pick of the littler . And that's helpful ? Does it matter ? You sir / madam , should win the Internet . Well ... That ... Looks ... Apropriate ... So everyone complains bout his haircut , but no one raises the fact that he just married Katherine Heigl ? The dog is holding the phone landscape , yet the picture is portrait . Not wtf That logo makes me want to vomit . Yes , we get it . It works with electricity , as indicated by the " lightning bolt " and the lightning bolt typeface . Because lightning , electricity , power Giants 12-4 ? The wolves are CGI after the first season . Chargers 4-12 ? Really ? .. * * Really ? * * Oh yeah , I forgot about that Vortex ... That front end just looks ... Did you name her Cracker because ... she's black ? Yeah , dude . Totally . Big black dude in the second rows ecstatic You're a wiser man than myself ... In your defense , made and bought are very similar ! At a quick first glance , I thought it said My Dog : the buttlicker ...... I'd give you gold if he was a buttlicker ; but not his own . You : Because , there have been worse situations which did not result in embassies being shut down . They simply want people to think that they are justified in some of the underhanded intelligence gathering that they are being caught doing . Or the many ( majority ) of intersections in the metro area that are timed to be red if you do the speed limit at every.single.intersection I guess war can't be serious all the time ... This is debatable . I believe he / she meant where did this gif take place and why Apart from the octuplets ... they were born , rapidly aged a couple of years ... and then stopped Goddamn whoever did foley on that video . Having flashbacks to LenDale White taking away all my Fantasy TD's for CJ a couple years back ... I told you man ! ! ! Insta karma ! ! My wallet Safety's last name is Die . I'm terribly boring : I just play a couple rounds of Fifa Dae watch Breaking Bad ? ? You know that you put things on your wheels so it makes your bike a regular bike This made you go , " WHAT THE FUCK ! " ? I hope so . I could see that being true but still ... that panic man . I just think I'd be too busy freaking out to do much of anything else . I'm about to have a panic attack just thinking about it ... Hey Kevin , saw you suckin your own dick on reddit last night .. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Next lesson , Periodic table Am I the only one who sees moving pyramids around the word " illuminati ? " Da fuq is dis shit thou shalt stfu u fuqn fgt u mkn dis shit lyk a circle jerk U lyk men fgt stpd fuqn queer gtfo nbdy lyks fgts Yeah , no face was awesome until he ate that frog guy ( forgot his name ) my exact expression was a little like this This explains why it doesn't last as long for me as it should . I chug orange juice by the quart . Fat People . I have no idea how to use Reddit except to look at posts and write comments and posts . I don't know what karma is , I don't get so many of the inside jokes , I have no idea what Reddit Gold is , and what the heck was that periwinkle thing about ? Oh and what does this face mean Front lines of what ? On one hand , I hate police abuse , on the other hand the Amish community is a cesspool of animal abuse , indoctrination , and tax evasion . It's people like you that water down legitimate criticisms of Obama . Stupid Flanders Maaaaaan at GameStop we got a double sided poster This inspired me to visit r / new - one of the first posts I saw was someone selling there bicycle If the person is selling more than one copy of the game you can bet those games are fake regardless the rating of the seller haha . I just refuse to believe that someone bought 12 copies of FireRed . Kerbal on the far left : Never in my life have I ever seen someone do something like that intentionally . It is . The worst part about anxiety disorders is that you * know * it's a trivial decision … but your brain is telling you it's terribly important DONTSCREWTHISUP you're going to ruin things ! All Chinese people hate Chinese people Chinese version of this guy Fuck , I kept rereading this because I thought your were referring to the dude walking down the street . Dammit no one is making real predictions Some people .. " The thrill of the fight " Question 2 Choice 2 : You know that you put things on your wheels so it makes your bike a regular bike I see I'm not the only one having issues downloading bf3 Reddit is full of rapey jokes , it seems to be acceptable if online ... It is event more outdated than that , everything revolves around the earth WTF are you posting something I said in another thread for ? Atheism has nothing to do with the origin of the universe , just a lack of gods . If you want to know about the origin of the universe , you may want to consult with , or read a book by an Astro Physicist who specializes on the subject . Simply saying a magical man did it is lazy and dishonest . Because we all know how receptive people are to angry long rants . A polite letter with your frustrations and a willingness to actually find solutions , might have worked better . It is bullshit . Kissing predates the human species , and it's most likely part of common mechanism that developed to determine the health of your mate . A lot of mammals have equivalents . The advantage is that dressing up like a pretentious hipster writer goes to waste if nobody can see you write . If u give a finger , takes the hand They had their Christmas stuff up at the end of July lol I'm assuming this a parody ? BBC : " this website is not accessible to the UK " or , just don't swat at wasps with multi-hundred-dollar computing devices This is why us Christians cant have nice things Once again , I remind people , Justin Beiber has a chrome car , how cool could this be ? Nah , those would hurt the dog . The thin skin on their ears are nothing like our lobes . Besides , I tried it on my Chi . She just immediately smacked them off with her paw . same exact position here I guess people forgot that the Jew were not the only victims . Shhhh . You're offending the Jews who think they were the only victims . I just noticed reddit is full of repost I trump you all with my lucrative education in anthropology . Indiana Jones lied to me . Wow * so * brave . You're * so * clever . 2 months old , man , come on . so close ლ ( It is . The other day , he sat on my chest and angrily licked and bit my face because he was out of food Oh good . I thought it was a bundle of jpeg's . Don't know why you're getting down voted . Here's a small contribution to the contrary . Yeah , I bet Damphair is using a defibrillator ... And this childish There's someone in the front row recording the match with a Nintendo DS XL ... For the love of god , thats the air we breath . Db Cb F Ab Ab Db F Cb Ab Db Ab Cb F F Db Ab Cb Ab Cb Ab Db Cb F Wrong , buddy's mean everything , even if they're costing the store money . Source : too many years in retail management , dealing with useless staff who are buddy buddy with right people Or the eighth as well for worst troll ever . I was about to say ........ You bastard . Y'know , I may be Pavlov's dog but " for science " has such a sexual connotation to me ... I think your right . Something to do with Phi and the golden ratio which shows up in nature . Maybe someone can explain it ... I will go check g * this * Wh-at do you mean " you people ? " Dat turning accuracy That isn't what begging the question means ... The fucking tapeworm episode Dude every episode I wish Kanye would start doing nursery rhymes Is that a glory hole I can't see . Can you please screenshot what you saw ? That might make a night out on the town with other guys awkward . Can I take your place in Australia ? Maybe they don't want to live under a theocracy ? Which is the final goal of the Muslim brotherhood . It isn't a gif , but if you stare into the girl's eyes for some time it will be like they move . Easy there , LaGuerta I have met my nemesis . Hey ! Viceroy Snuggles has it hard , he only got 18 hours of sleep last night , and people forgot to warm his organic , cruelty free , food this morning . Now if you don't mind , I must go sift through a box of small sandy stones , he might get offended by the smell he made . Aaron ? I am going away for 6 weeks , I really hope my GF shaves before I get home ..... All I have to say is ITT : People Who Thought they were still beefing . Even though they announced they weren't weeks ago . Hello splinkles * * OH ... MY ... GOD * * Fina loves you forever . FOREVER . AND EVER ( Nothing like typing a text message and having it auto correct a word to something you searched for on youtube last week . Your fantasy is for an under-aged girl to rape you and threaten you ? I'm sitting on the toilette God dammit , right in the feels ! He is completely right about this ... " I wanna break you in like a shoe , little kcoyote . " Emboar is getting to much air , his flame is blue That period after the 10 really needs to be deleted . Only one leg day ? Yes it is , it was actually a canvas in a modern dentist office here in Brussels Even better . Spilled thick chocolate sauce all over our keyboard .. Exactly what I was thinking . I decided to make my miqo'te anyway because I really loved how her design came out . Within fifteen minutes of entering Limsa Lominsa I encountered three other miqo'te with the exact same hair coloring / highlights and general hair style . I kill more Birds ....................... If you tell ....... You're absolutely right . David didn't show any signs of infection in his last ten minutes of life after being bit Thank you so much . I totally forgot about Chutney ! I was worried I'd bought too much cilantro ( coriander ) yesterday , especially since I forgot to serve it with the taco salad I made for dinner Not taken their shoes off when entering my house You ... you came into them ? 42 minutes ? Girls don't poop . I think they're cool . " A transgender " followed by the wrong pronoun . Really ? Oh look ! Another d-bag in a horse mask ! How funny and original ! Thanks . I went down this rabbit hole right before bed time . I'd like one , please ! Had to give my friends my Mirror's Edge codes when I got the bundle . Why did I think this read " blood " You tasted the keratin from a zit ? Ahh yes ! I made a shot called a " King Hunter " ... Sounds badass right ? Well .. it taste like shit and is really easy to make ! Take whole part shot glass and part Crown Royal and one part Jagger . Then prepare to do things you normally would not ... Ah man , right before bed as well Yes . 36K gold You are probably right but in context I must say , " Way to take a compliment and shit on it . " why does it look like the water is sucking on the fishing line . i can't be the only one who sees a mouth and 2 closed " wave-eyes " The moment when I must ask myself if , in all the years of my life , I have always been shitting wrong . Stop trying to guess my name . Or when the game clearly says " no ab " and the first thing people say as soon as the game countdown starts : ab ? I'm so sorry to point this out but the mixtape to me just looks like it's a I didn't see the little red arrows and just kept scrolling down the pictures , and I thought one of them was next to your asshole Ooooooh what an awesome wall ! ! She's going to make a great mom someday . Mine told me to call back each weekend , unsure if they were getting any and , if so , when ... Your AR is on " semi " not " safe " Not to mention they " filter " legitimate good reviews too . I had two of my shining reviews ( the first two lol ) hidden because they thought they were fake 34 GP 115 points Shotokan is some real pussy-ass shit I spent too much time riding the switcharoo train that miltank Yeeah , I kinda got that from the last lines too . ... my boyfriend . He's done it multiple times and I'm sitting there like waht I'd add the recommendation that you create separate uniforms for different squads , so that each squad is uniformly ( i don't know , and i don't like it You know what grinds my gears .... mobile sites ! Don't try and reinvent the wheel , just make sure that stuff like videos and whatnot load on mobile ! Looking at you Escapist It was a secular functioning government to . You already did ... That was really quick So , round em up and send them back to Africa . It's not like hippos are hard to spot . THEY ARE HIPPOS . Not to mention your NAME is right there ... don't people have * any * shame ? How did you go from " toothpasting " to " toothpaste nipples " ? Sucking my PP ... Because a lot of people are just that unintelligent Thanks Captain Buzzkill . Yeah , that was pretty dark ... Imagine it worked Unfortunately perception is reality . My guess is your comment was perceived to be correcting the guy / gal above you , with false information . Questions phrased like that are just generally risky in terms of drawing down votes , for whatever reason My initial thought = I have three bras and none of them really fit Super Mario Brother . That was not how you instal a sink faucet . I read this in Peewee Herman's voice . Fuck , I just realized I typed " Masturbation made me believe in happiness again " pro-nuclear shilling at its douchebaggiest So ... Keep the flag bell , change everything else ? Do not eat .... Malcolm's overall anatomy and detail to the body . The artists are making me drool , So much personality in each one . Your " Just a quick question , why is Troy's face from his shaving video the link thumbnail ? Why did I get a mental image of that No you're the only guy the ever think that Are you disrespecting the almighty Bass God ? Better not be .... Am I the only one who thought " ew the mouthpiece will constantly be sticky or slobbery " ? Because they are eating delicious syrup covered foods ... obtain a permit ? So it is federal crime but if you have permit is ok ? I don't get it ... She blew two guys This was not an insane eagle as I initially thought . I watched the whole thing expecting her to reveal her mangina at the end . Yes and no . There are people who will go out of their way to criticize a smoker with a drink in hand . There are some social circles my wife and I can pull a smoke out and be fine with while others we can't mention because we will be horrible people ( yet this same group of people are promiscuous whores .... Go figure ) .. aaaandddd the google " Try these too " images has some dude passed out with his finger in another guy's ass . You stupid fuck ! That's like rat poison for them ! Now it keeps locking my phone for mins SOMEONE PLEASE HELP Try an E46 316i Compact with the M3 badge . I was all " haha " then I was all lol , Californians see a lightening storm " Oh awesome , I'll head out to a pier with my metal tripod " . I came here for the strippers Yet she said the boyfriend found the post . When does the mocking start ? I call that Tuesday . Oh wait , I thought you were being sarcastic at first . You'd like that , wouldn't you ? I haven't seen girls und panzer ... I just deemed the Playing truth or dare with 3 guys and 2 other girls . This asked a guy who he would kiss in the circle . He said " You or Kelsey " . My name isn't Kelsey . Oh I get it , you're acting like Kane west ? ! So , in other words , he's uneducated . For a country that doesn't like gay people .... Sounds like a bitch , you should dumb her . I have a care bear heart on my butt , because I drank too much and my friend is a tattoo artist . RES has a It sounds like you're describing a toddler . FTFY " bring some eyes to NZ " Touch wood ? DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT ! ! ! ! ! Hello , it's August . Are you still alive ? or probably she just farted ... we will never know In the same way , thanks to the " like a wall " bit in Book 7 of the Iliad , we know that Ajax was around thirty feet tall . THAT kid . > I just deemed the Because .. I was in school and i was bored , and then i thought I hope you're not serious Like me Don't lie to me , OP doesn't miss a thing That hurts my soul . What did I just read ? or the 1900s This video is private Am I the only one that will still kiss my GF after a BJ Like me Dat link karma I read that as " And also exiting the mech by ejaculating looks fun " Hydrogen Peroxide is BLEACH . Everyone seems to forget this and think its some magical cure all ! NO Haha , how true ! ooooh you're one of thoooooseeeee Fuck it , I'll repost without the " don't upvote " . I didn't know people hated it so much . I really just wanted an answer for my question , but you know , people hate this and that so I guess I'll try again Nice try , but no one is buying it . Where I grew up ( Thompson , Manitoba , Canada ) , we had to throw old blankets over trash cans on trash days to keep the ravens from getting at it . Not that it made any difference , I saw on several occasions ravens ganging up on a trash can , lifting up the blanket and tipping the can over . Ex used to shout out that i was on when we were in public or that he knew people could hear cos he thought it was funny . Fucking humiliating . Its bad enough as it is having blood coming out of you for 5/6 sometimes 7 days , fucking up all your plans for wearing nice clothes and making you feel disgusting and unsexy without some horridiot wankstain abortion escapee yelling about it out in town . Implying that you did what to his people ? ... Only when they shit on the sidewalk . " We Suck Young Blood " Wat ... ( Use T-T . T_T is to close to BIG BOOTY BITCHES Sex through garment ! Just wrong in soooo many ways . Gotta be messy too ... is that ..... a fucking tentacle ? " Abandoned baby porn " Certainly the level of honesty you can expect on the subject varies in correlation with those variables . Dude , I don't wanna crush your dreams but the Nats have kinda mostly already crushed your dreams . accidents involving injury or death must be reported within * ten * days TIL that 33 is middle-aged Sounds good . I'm rock hard already Are you ...... THURSTY ..... ? And dude , your entire comment history is pro-GMO and you applied to be moderator of / r / antiGMO . Reported , don't give out addresses . Oh my . I couldn't tell he was trying to say " rapper " the entire time . I don't really see how she's hot ; she looks like someone you would find at a Middle School . Done that , it's not personal enough . Sometimes google just doesn't cut it . My dog will actively hunt bees and wasps if he sees them . Then he'll eat them . Uploaded by " Property Management Marbella " Thanks ! My husband acted like they just looked " okay " As true as this might be , his hypocrisy makes it hard to reflect on his own motivations in saying it . I thought that was true until the second paragraph Magikarp . Those jaws are always open for a reason . Not wtf COMMON MAN JUST GIVE UP ! It would give graves bonus movement speed , slow the enemy and deal bonus damage for 3 auto attacks or until the buff wears off . I dont think they have really said anything about that . Lots of factors could pop up . My worry is I see them more likely offering up re-remastering of past games so they can double / triple dip . They could of just put GoW 1 and 2 ports on PSN , instead the gave them HD remastering and charged more . What is to stop them from sidestepping offering you the option to redownload what you already bought on PS4 and instead just making a GoW 1 and 2 4K HD edition . ... You know what they mean ... Man , I wish the soldiers would have the right accents . That would have been so cool . Instead , I'll end up with a french guy speaking french , a german guy speaking german , and all the other norwegians , swedes , spanish etc . will speak perfect american english . Lrad disappointed me so much . It was the first song I heard on the EP , and I literally just went Nothing is happening on the official forums because everyone ran out of the ability to post . can someone get these 64 players out of my mom's basement please ! I think OPs problem is being surrounded by trolls and feeders makes it difficult to get better or know you are getting better when you have to carry their extra deadweight I just realized how risky mine was . I was referring to this : " $ 15 - $ 20 for a meal isn't expensive . " From the previous comment . That's two strikes for google It's on her left hip / ribs . Last year I heard an 8 year old boy talking about how hot his mom was and that he wished he could marry her . The other teacher in the room with me heard it too . We just looked at each other like The worst is when you wash your hands and they are germ free , ... And then ... THERE IS NO PEEKING PAPER . you have to TOUCH the side thing where all the germs are to feed some paper out . Then you have to wash your hands AGAIN . Only to find out that the door to get out of the restroom has a handle you have to PULL . He's on a roll ... Is there really anyone out there who doesn't know how to bypass their stupid attempts to censor the Internet ? It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic . An utterly futile attempt to stop the citizens of this broken country from visiting the places where ideologies go to die . Like r / cats . Seriously . Oh , thank goodness . Good to know my concerns are unjustified . That will take the fun out of it . If you changed " this " to " anal " it wouldn't sound so ... like you slip the whoops which is messed up unless that's what you meant and in that case First thing I though off was a broken nose . But that last sentence man . Yes , that's where they met Mike . Those poor kids . If anything happens , they'll more than likely be killed / injured by the staff , not the fucking assailant . My conscience says The internet is so tame these days . (  > You're not an only child , you have twin younger-sisters , how could you forget them so easily ? Yes . * Anything . * It can also be terrifying . Anyone going should should be familiar with the terms " red light " and " safeword " because at Folsom st fair you just might end up with a drunk gay dude humping your leg , and sometimes " stop " doesn't quite work as well as it should . Dat comment section ... Yikes . I've never been a fan of Ron Paul but I had no idea he believed any of that . We're all pink on the inside ... Too late ... * I know everything * this makes them all look like fuckin pussies gtx 680 with 4130 ಠ_ಠ . Gtx 680 intead of gtx 770 or hd 7970 EDIT : Why did somebody sh @t on the coats ? ! Dat autotune well , my apologies if i offended you with a joke . I took it down but seriously ... Pretty sure you aren't meant to burn your flag when you want to replace it ... You joke ... but I fail to see the humor .. I know right ? Take it dammit To whom ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠffffgrreಠ_ಠsಠ_ಠಠ_ಠssdfg Ya let me just log into gmail for you ... the babywearing is so I * can * knit , otherwise I'd get nothing done around here How far did you go with authenticity for Varys ? You guys should take one out of your government's hide over this . I have you tagged as " Screws Little Children " I was expecting you to say your package was accidentally thrown out I did that at school once . We were good friends , so I told her with a letter . I specifically said don't tell this guy because I knew he would bully me forever ( I just recently learned he lives in my neighborhood I don't think so . Though from that comment and my tag it seems he must be screwing children and then selling them Bitch I'm the boss of whoever I want to be the boss of . Don't worry , I've seen this user on many many MANY threads and he's just a troll . I even commented on him to stop stalking my threads and I a while back . Kinda sad I recognize usernames Dickfaces on soapboxes with too much time on their hands . Good thing there aren't any on reddit I agree . nothing says ' Increase speed ' as F ! Any bands or artists ... No no no no no ! I will not associate myself with fanbases who defend the actions of the artist , even when they're completely downright moronic ... Yeah Beliebers I'm talking to you ! Honestly , that looks like something I'd expect to find at a Chinese Pizza Hut . I certainly hope Poe didn't " use " a raven Get possesed by Reggie . I was going to write back about that I meant to only dispute the facts he wrote ( poverty and jail ) but then at the end I just wondered why you knew so many 16 year old girls Chuck Norris is a anti-education , religious nut bag and homophobic tool , he deserves no praise . Thanks . Sorry mate , that really is claptrap . " If it's in Barclays we don't have to bail them out " - uh-huh We're meant to do it alone ? No wonder why the boys thought it was weird .... So they have no good reason to charge $ 18 dollars for a return train ticket to domestic terminal from central which is a total of 4 stops Upvote if you get this reference . Not wtf What would make you think I'd be offended by that ? no worries , he will be directed by zack snyder ... ~ ~ i need those weird reddit eyes here how do you do it ? ~ ~ The way he typed physically hurt my eyes and brain to read . " Tape worm " Red Alert : II and NFS : Hot Persuit 2 - took me 6 years to beat the NFS A lot of people are not going to change just because of resolution . " One guy one jar " flashbacks ... My left leg hurts .... for no damn reason Carolina is keep pounding ? Dem nips And you didn't put it in a museum ? Not wtf You made your dog a hunting trophy ? Well damn , boe Uh , dude ... Because you can't be getting busted up in the boxing ring and spew HIV blood all over your opponent , the ref , and ringside viewers . You're fucking kidding me . Gotta love the fair and just nature of this sub . I hate you . ಠ_ಠ You failed your English teacher . Dr Who ........ Someone needs to tell them that TV's come in different sizes , and not everyone needs gigantic icons cluttering up the screen ... Holy shit KSP is the most fun and frustration I've had in a game in so long . I still can't land on anything but the Mun and Minimus ! Well , he must be a child if he thinks Super 8 is a great movie . I feel like he's the comic relief / light-hearted character , too , which is really odd considering what he does . I thought that said , " SPLIT FIRST " . And then you accidently tip the bowl spilling the contents of your bowl to your phone ..... terrible invention . Damn , seems like being a clone gave Mewtwo anorexia Residential T-intersections I aint in no need for yo charity yo ! Reddit to my real friends . There's always that one dude with the vacuum lungs ... it always turns into a sucking contest Thanks . I try to tell people when they notice it , like family members and they always ask why I just don't stop doing it . Seriously ! I've gone into hubby hibernation ...... all her free time is in books How do you know he's being downvoted . At the moment it hasn't even been an hour . The exorcism of Emily rose ...... drove down what we call old 99 , cuz the main highway is just called 99 ..... and thought I saw demons the whole way home ! This literally makes no sense . This guy is a true statistician and scholar of the numbers . My professor said that the genital area ( The clit to be exact ) would be way bigger than the male's . She drew an example and it made me very uncomfortable . What a rich and vibrant culture Nice try alphabet agencies . He dragged you down to his level and beat you with experience . Fucking stop doing it " " weird " color " Dahvie Vanity . Has quite the reputation for being a creeper / pedophile . I think there's even a video of him making out with a girl who's about 16 What ever it is , I wouldn't get so fucking close to it ... why oh why did i click this I got error 2002 and 5006 but now I'm in queue Then so should infertile men Cuz SE be lying to me with their World Lists Puppies . The post about dogs in Korea being bred for eating them and for the fur ? Yeah that was awful . Also that washingmachine-like things that are used to get the fur off of them Someone hasn't had a girlfriend yet 84 % posession 0 goals Can be euthanize the abuser now ? Is that a penis It's my religion to go to court wearing a lovable bear suit , should that be allowed ? Of coarse not . This is ridiculous . It's my religion to go to court wearing a lovable bear suit , should that be allowed ? I'll still wear a tie on top of it , I don't want to look unprofessional . Logic cannot redeem inaccurate givens . Helped you get dressed ? I would if it was for XBOX ONE . You buy a whore , and starting pimping . Everyday this week friend . I get to work early to try to eliminate stress , and wouldn't you know I end up an hour behind somehow ! Howard the Duck . I would make it dark , like the comic . Jelly Creatures that move to odd music . As long as I keep a brisk pace , I fine . get back to / r / shibe fiend I like how there is a warning now " genitial mutilation " . That warning was not there when I clicked on the link Exactly what I was going to say . It would appear OP is shooting for more karma by attempting to make it more controversial than it really is Not cool ! ew , what happened to my list I had to read this book for class this past week ..... Fucking creepy to see it referenced on here . Oh you ... Redditor for 22 hours , 64,000 comment karma MRW when I can't post stuff : That's just evil . ( Arabian Goggles Perfectly good way to get killed . So I just put one of those " military grade " screen protectors on my 3ds xl ...... and I'm kiiiiiinda freaking out about if I did it right ...... Who on earth has ever said that sitting around the house and drinking is responsible ? Ooooooooohhhhhhh , I see what ya did there ... I see boobs " Taking the hobbits to isengard " Not wtf Not wtf do you like extramarital sex ? Aaaaaand i almost puked " * wrestle * " maybe I'm just on / b / to much but Holy mother ! I have this too . I just didn't put it cause it seemed too weird.Also sometimes when I have a cold it partially blocks my nose ( only one of the nostrils gets blocked ) and it feels so uneasy that there's more air coming out of one nostril than the other.So I close the unblocked nostril and force extra air out of the blocked one . * I know * You fucking twat ! It's just got a bunch of tiny bubbles , but everything I've read online they * should * disappear in a few days . Tomato sandwiches are delicious Oh yes , let's pity and support the obvious abuser . I'm sure that will do alot to reform his obvious bullying behaviour . Dat antecedent . This is straight from Highdeas.com ... wat . I admire a man who has been gone for a few years now . His name , Dimebag Darrell Abbot . He was the lead guitarist for Pantera , a brutal thrash metal band who along with Metallica brought heavy metal out of the 80s into the mainstream . He crushing rhythm lines , and his mastery of the harmonic and shit tons of distortion have been an inspiration to me since I first heard Cowboys From Hell ...... it's sad that he's gone ! Childhood ruined You piece of Shit I'm sorry , weather sucks ! We should punch it ! Lol and I do like pools ..... aerobics not so much Starting them early ? .... He's a boy . For when your 37 Good art comes from pain and suffering . Ironically , this also includes comedy . Ah ok . Well I'd still help you if you wanted to do something a little illegal lol just saying ....... This is awful . Not sure if a really long gif or great looping I really need to learn more and get better Why do I read these threads ? Why ? ? ? Dammit Katie ! Now I'm craving doughnut holes ! ! ! At first I read it as she doesn't have a vagina . Also does anyone remember that episode of Doug where he dips a banana in pizza sauce ? My brother and I tried that back then and it was actually really fucking good Are you in a small town in central Cali ? ! Cuz there's a doughnut shop right next to the high school here ...... Ah not too far ! I'm in kingsburg . I still want doughnut holes ..... It's a shithole town tho ..... nothing happens here ...... Jesus ... sorry for the typing . I'm on mobile and don't see a way to edit on AlienBlue . I see knobbies You could go blind , but nothing major . Watched a friend of mine ( in tech school no less ! ) try and treat a massive cut on her foot by rubbing " body butter " into it . It was bone depth . I Yeah , I tried , but I kept falling off instead getting any higher . That would be epic ...... I can drive for the company ! I don't even care what it is ! I'll drive ! That's adorable > He had contracted it from a worm which entered through the ulcers in his foot apparently if you were sorry you would delete that comment There are old perverts in Japan that will pay top dollar for that . My gf in high school was Misty for a Halloween contest thing we had going on . She looked just like this ( they actually almost look like the same person ) ... it was awesome . Looks like someone needs to move on , seriously Repost , probably the 1000th time It's like the streets are filled with super models down there Golly . This is easy . In addition to what everyone else has said - they need to be on AVENUES if you want skyscrapers . Upgraded avenues . Reposted for the 1000th time ! FFS Yes ... they smell * just lovely * I call it an * online journal * No one wants to play this . You just spoiled the whole thing anyway . My first email address was gangsta 69x @hotmail . com . Ah ... the " MySpAcE fOnT " Uuh guys ? It's in the movie . Five orcs murders and fries ... It was in reply to the fact that I wanted to be able to walk around during labor and not necessarily give birth in bed with my legs up . She said there was no real evidence that being in other positions helped at all . Really ? That's a revelation . Parents did this to me until I was 15 . But only for tickets and shit That awkward moment when you find something you think is hell worthy about the presidential election ages after the presidential election occurred and think it hasn't been posted yet . Could you and I possibly be sharing one mind ? ? ? Link please . Why would you post a wallpaper without a download link ? ! ? ! ? Teen boys drive ( unintentionally ) reckless while listening to their music ? * shocking * And this came from a guy with Teemo flair WHOA ! The internet just got way to real for me . > else Haha , dont worry man i've done this shit at a [ 0 ] , baked cookies in new apartments stove , didnt realize I had turned the oven to full heat instead of off and was wondering when the light inside was going to turn off , and it wasnt until the smoke detector went off from the burning rubber inside the oven that I realized my mistake . You both have proven my point The issue I have with lotr is that Tolkien can be pretty terrible at writing dialogue . His world is fantastic , really well described , and I'm completely immersed . And then BAM really expositional splurge from gandalf Punishment does not have to be physical , stop it . Is it just me or does the cloud look a sucking asshole ? Uh ... What . * Nude - Masturbation guilt * . Nope ! Southern California . Land of idiot drivers . If that's not an advertisement for socialized medicine , I don't know what is ... All the posts I saw were from people in the USA WTF ? Checks , yes it is the Omaha subreddit . Well ... Um ... That animator had way to much free time Congratulations . You just based your comparisons off games that were officially launched ( Rift , SWTOR ) and one that isn't yet ( FFXIV ) . That's fair . Not wtf Please tell me Elvira , lives there . I like his thinking , that's a shitty situation to find yourself in . You were there man ! You had just made a insightful comment stating your opinion without wrongfully bashing anyone who doesn't share it ... Then you had to add that last sentence ... That is not the maldives What a retard , that's no way to hold a gun ... ... I have lived such a tame life . What offended me most was " Klon-dike " . It's 2013 , not 1912 . O'Reilly literally had to ignore his spellcheck , go back in , and say " ignore / add " as it shouted at him with a little red line . Not much ! I'm basically boring Well a family member browses reddit and I've never really told my wife a lot of this ..... Argh ! ! ! You beat me to it Kinda hotter now ..... but I still dunno if I could do it Chill dude This whole thread is great . On one hand , we've got the statement that the JP servers have been fine because they have a fraction of the users connecting to them than that of the NA / EU servers . But then on the other hand , when people then question " then why so many JP servers in the first place , instead of spending more on servers for NA / EU ? " " It's twenty times more popular in Japan . " One of my High School English teachers would write to the local paper every week pointing out their spelling and grammatical mistakes ... I almost convinced myself once . And then I looked down and realized I was wearing adult footed pajamas with teddy bears on them . Winters in Canada are cold , and its seemed wrong to not get the teddy bear pattern . True story . That's what I'm hoping for . I have a couple crescent wrenches but I can't seem to get a good grip on the little bugger . Figures the only thing holding me back from a complete rebuild of this thing is a small screw You mean ... ( ⌐ ■ _ ■ ) ( But how naughty is he Wait ... is this serious ? Or are artfully calling me a pussy for having a low sex drive In my imagination , where she currently resides to this day , along with my 100 foot yacht and my Scrooge Mcduck money bin . Dat gap That's why people started punctuating and using capital letters , too . That's something I don't normally nitpick , but I'm just saying maybe you shouldn't criticize . Cool thing to say . You can use a keyboard that has a pasteboard , and you paste it from there whenever you want to use it So , he's the village idiot ? That's not what your girlfriend says . I don't know , that's the problem . And still we would have one of this everyday on the frontpage Why am I reading this while eating dinner .. Look , I'm not one for meaningless sex because its demeaning and disrespectful , but on the flip side , if this is something serious then you should have the confidence in it being something that consenting adults do . You may feel like shit and want to send a gift basket Touched at 12 ? Hmm ... then just don't stop watching porn This seems like an extremely scientific and rational explanation . So true Not wtf I joined here after lurking a good two weeks ..... The tone of this comment is chilling . ಠ_ಠ India , Heh , " On the * hole * . " Yeah this table top modeling game is serious shit .... Reddits is one letter off from spider spelled backwards . What is wrong with you people ლ ( This whole idea of Littlefinger raping Sansa at some point gets even weirder / creepier considering he currently plays the role of her dad ... I thought the title said NSA . In that case , they would be really stepping up the spying game nah , to cure addiction , just playin bronze and silver , dont climb , stay there Same as I , I always pick good choices , but the steal everything too . That's one reason I'll turn the HUD off . I want to feel a personal morality karma system rather than the fairly off balanced one it has already . Not like it makes a difference in game anyway . You mean yours doesn't ? You ... What did you say about Iran They sent me a rejection letter . I have the exact same feeling about Shiva . Singed free week Hahahaha diddling would be fun , but lets talk about the world ..... how we gonna take it over ? Yes . Her . " Character " You're on Reddit and you have time to write that out - your time can't be that valuable Did you seriously just call Switzerland Sweden ? not sure my heart can take another ending to the season like last year I think that's the best summary I've ever seen during my time here . I wish to subscribe to your newsletter What's not to like ? It's delicious and they're good for you Why are you talking to me ? Those percentages are not adding up Weird day to have the name Craig . The only thing I can think of to describe my reaction is my god As a Mizzou alum , Well this is strange . Two of my four tickets are under my name . I triple checked before the cut-off that the correct names were on each ticket . I really don't need two Blizzcon tickets for myself .. Come on guys , it's either this one or the Iliad ! Good god woman ! SLEEEEEP ! ! ! ! Honestly , thank you soooo much ! This is an awesome gift inside of a thanks for a gift ..... gifthanksception ! ! ! Haha ok , did you lose your friendship ring , AGAIN ? ! I'm looking at you , alternet , rawstory , and dozens of other mobile sites out there . i summon wil wheaton You sure ? I don't want you spending my money on food ! True ಠ_ಠyou could rule all of the books by selling them into university slavery ..... you'd be a book god and become drunk with power of knowledge and dominate the entire academic field ! ! ! ! As a 6 ' 3 " guy , thank you for another insecurity Arrgh , mate ! That be rape ! I didn't even notice his leg until I started reading the comments . why did i fucking watch that ? I love how Moyes made it in too , with that This was litteraly posted 3 hours ago Why is this so high quality ? I guess I'm lucky that the guys who left them there weren't assholes like you . The important thing is that you were being safe . The shit is cray , I can't imaging a better place to get my ass kicked . actually thought this was a legit statement , kept scrolling then , > I had a coworker who argued that his kids were mature enough to play M rated games , then turn around not 1 week later and complain about how terrible they were during school . Well , it can crack that one now , since it's been published . * Thanks . * I used to work at a Dairy Queen and when ordering blizzards some people would always ask for a " Reesies " one . I have a blue Peter badge ? ! Where can I get in for free ? ( I'm 23 ... ) They shoot at the people trying to get proof ... Wow , do you even understand what's going on there ? You do know there are no good guys in that fight ? What the actual fuck did i just watch . That link was purple ... Somebody needs to kidnap this man , and give him a surprise sex change operation . Reddit is such a circlejerk . Ron Paul everywhere Figure out what kind of people you find the most unattractive . Then looks up pictures and videos of them smoking , do this for at least an hour each day . Oh god , these cheesy lines Louder quality I know that feel bro . Having being ( semi-derogatorily ) called " chikneyy " by a roadside ( presumably ) * jugaad * , I had mixed feelings of violation and self-worth . ಠ_ಠ ‿ ಠ_ಠ ‿ firt time I've ever seen a negative score on reddit for " Indeed , except this time we'll be going into a war where the other side will include not just the native regime but proxies Iran / Hezbollah , Russia and to a lesser extent China . What can go wrong ? Star Citizen not on the list for PC Exclusives . Root beer float ..... for bfast ..... I use mt dew ..... large quantities of mt dew ! Yes . We're loaning him out because he plays like Messi . Not before circling around in the thermal the fire created , right ? No idea where I'm looking lol What if they're serious ? You flair reminds me of the guy who asked us to put a 36 " CRT televison in the trunk of his Jetta I watched this after a ' friend ' told me it was about magic and was uplifting Piss poor MS Paint art is not WTF Yeah , me too > : O >:( > _ < > 0 < >:@ k * I love analganks with Hecarim , though not when I'm on the receiving end . Condor's blades are well made . That price on the other hand ... Your kids will do the same thing you did . What goes around I thought you were just being cool by using airport or military slang . Now because of you , we're all slightly more uncooler by proxy Before : 30-06 ! ! no , 308 ! ! ! no , 30-30 x 100000 times . what do i need it for ? hunting ? yes ? ? no ? ? range ? NO ? yes ! ! no ? f * * k this shit i'll use it for display ... no That's a horrible comparison I KNOW YOU WANT IT ! ^ ^ I ^ ^ KNOW ^ ^ YOU ^ ^ WANT ^ ^ IT ! * * * This * is your first comic back after a 3 month hiatus ? * * Were ? * * You are going to sit there and tell me beards aren't handsome ? * * I'm torn , I want to upvote for calling him out for " kewl " , but downvote for True , I just invented it . Age 23 so I split the difference : 69 ? Close enough ! So how's this . Instead of turning the nation into a police state , why don't we JUST HIRE THIS GUY , AND OTHER PEOPLE LIKE HIM . Look at what he's done for free . Imagine what would happen if we was doing this full time . When I search for older messages , they don't show up at all ( Means your a normal person and you see what you like .. You tuck because your are scared they might see it and they look at you and next thing you know your in some guts DO YOU SUPPORT THE RED JAGUARS Flaxseed = the devil . I was overwhelmed to find out how many energy experts I knew on FB ! I also found out today that these same experts can not take an opposing opinion very well either . Still going strong I see . No memo . You * would * have been briefed and given a temporary ring * if * you submitted your monthly report detailing your activities in undermining standards and the family Heh . By the looks of all these comments , my question did some ice breaking . Hi reddit Fisting rods can now be enchanted ! Instructions unclear , dick is unrecognizable Why making it two weeks after ... For the looks of it , it's been doing that for a while I don't . Cosmo says otherwise . I need the precise opposite of Came here to say this and you already did . / u / AWildSketchAppeared has some competition I'm 28 , and I still wear pajamas with feet . Filipino nurse who plays DotA . Sounds familiar Redditor for 6 months .... My girlfriend said largest scrotum . I got so much CP for using Annie a lot . Not too happy seeing my state near the bottom , yet I'm not surprised Plus practice makes all the difference lol I've honestly seen 8 year olds who shred as good as Eric Clapton ..... It's even worse when you've played for ten years .... God damn us mexicans being so damn friendly and lovely . It's very disappointing . The mighty have fallen Pshhh . Your lack of metaphor awareness concerns me . You wouldn't put a clock on that circuit then Whenever a girl says she masturbates I think of traps No . Dem moves > You wouldn't put a clock on that circuit then How dare you malign the greatest country in the world ? Looks like it's time to liberate your people from tyranny . That last line , was very ... sinister Smell of cum in her fart .. You're weak What is this wizardry Most epic scene , and epic line which I still use when someone sets me up : when Han is about o get frozen in carbonite , and leia says " I love you ! " And Han responds : " * * I KNOW * * " just blows my mind ! So rants include having to work again , which always sucks ! But I also woke up at 2:30 am pst , and trying to force myself to stay asleep didn't work for more than like an hour at a time .... so now I'm exhausted and still gotta work all day lol damn brain ! I was going to make a Cicakman 3 joke , but then I found out that was a real movie . Curses ! I'll see you back in cc . You stalker I know these words . I can read these words . I cannot comprehend what this sentence is trying to tell me . My mom won an free ipad mini in the mail , she mostly lets me use it because she has no clue what she's doing . I left reddit up and everything , and she took it this morning to take pictures of her outings Only two survivors left ...... We should make this a show ! ! ! Oooooh the mustachioed ladies ........ You don't know the things I've done . Ah . If you look closer ...... they're actually everywhere , their perception fields are way better than ours " Everything is gone ? Even my clothes ? That can be a simple mistake sometimes . If you don't see anyone coming , it can be a simple reflex to just go . Of course , I was taught to look both ways five or six times before crossing the street , so I still kind of have to Id be concerned if it was new pink . Isn't that the whole point of going archer ... I showed one of my friends this movie for the first time and her immediate reaction was : " What the fuck , Colin Farrell's Irish accent is so fake " . That's the downside of having no real oversight or quality control in the industry . I used to want to get involved in it because I have 10 + years of retail experience , but every time I get talking to someone who works in the industry it sounds like there is a lot of shady stuff going on Behind the at . i know you . For whyyyyyyy ? ! Pantera ..... Floods ..... it's calms me down , oddly , and the solo usually brings me to tears ..... R . I . P . Dime ! A door with a lock on it ...... and he has the only key / spare . Haha more proof that I oughta proof read when I reddit via phone ... Looks pretty cool , but I'm cringing inside because I learned in microbiology that most of the earth's oxygen comes from algae in the ocean , not plants . As another user said , she'd die from Carbon Dioxide . But th-that's not two words ... No it's TOTALLY unrelated ....... People are dicks Are you joking ? There is tons of violent shit in the Quran . eggwhite turkey bacon basket you monster 2.3 kids ? Beaver ass glands I got aggravated reading this .. Hmm ... Good point .... Almost read that as penises . So a Jew buys something full price ... Better hope they don't go ..... Postal . We only want a kidney . You don't need both . Stop being greedy OKTL The day you die Yeah , I stole a friend's .... I mean ... bought an extra of that one too . So this happened with my ex . One time things were getting hot and heavy and we were making out and feeling each other up and I started rubbing her and then I slid my fingers in and for some reason I shouted " surprise muthafucka " You drop your retainer in your boyfriends path and he pays for it ? My boyfriend took a management class his freshmen year . Douchenozzles would fight over seats in the front row while wearing suits and carrying briefcases . It was the 100 level intro to college class . Somehow they thought they'd show they were serious about being a management major . Oh good lord . See there it is in text form . I feel foolish . Haha thank you for the heads up . Oh ... wait I did that intentionally ... yeah to prove my point . Looking at you reddit This is incredible . D: this is the coolest thing I've ever seeeeeen . You need to do little bit more research on your sources . What an Amad án . Did I just hear a burp in the cheese sound ? And she's taller than me Aww how cute a bunch of cows laying under a tree . Notice title . You shouldn't be on a cell phone while upping gas . I want to punch you in the face so hard right now you don't even know I was reading your post smiling because you had restored my faith in humanity doing the right thing . Then your last sentence .. If its my kid , I find a good adoption agency , if its not , I call social services . Either way , I don't want it . I guess you have not reached the " Dutch over war " part of your relationship yet . And this is also why the loan business didn't work . Dat mole Let me see your fucking belly button . Good god what is wrong with her bottom teeth You missed a line . That's a special kind of special right there Portland ; the only place on the planet that I've seen a person stop on the freeway to let someone merge . Hey-o , I'm on an island with only one other RAoAer As a student pilot , Think about his ... children . You know what I mean . That makes no sense . This is absolutely sick ! I wonder why it isn't all Hyperion parts though . I mean the Maliwan stock and grip boost elemental chances but that Bandit SMG scope may be the worst part in this entire game Inside . When did Islam become a race ? Are you going to remain a tools of the United States in regard to the NSA , or do you plan on doing what's right , and standing up for human privacy ? Annie or Sona That angel looks ... special . In a short bus kind of way . Literally ? As someone who worked at a marina and now on tug boats , You , know I think more guys should sit down to pee ..... especially at 3 or 4 in the am so we don't pee all over the place when we're half asleep ! I'll start you off .... I didn't look at the map mods before going n and it was a " no regen " map :) . That started my classic spiral towards disaster ! ! ! I was just walking around with my thumb up my ass Not wtf who is the monster that posts something like that without putting the source too ? ? My boyfriend and I use both condoms and birth control pills . If I say something like " I feel kinda nauseous , " he'll be like " You don't think it's .... " no , I don't Me and my roommate got 2 mini doxies and hers decided to pee on my flip flop , too .... but the flip flop was still on my foot . Now make a female Lalafell ... Bust sliders exciting ... lexus ... Hahaha why was owner in " " s ? Doing good , gotta work in a bit Way to go ! Fuck you ozone layer ! ... I've seen a buttload of fucked up stuff on the internet but something that really made me That has a nice ring to it . a type uh online community where users vote on content Looking at you china . dat Hina is that some code word saying ? “ I got all excited because I thought it said " Math Racer . " I spent 2 minutes waiting for equations to fall down to be solved . I'm not sure , but the fact that they have known the landlord for 3 years might mean they formed a crazy friendship and this note was all in fun .... Then again ... I agree on the NCAA attention ... I'm Filipino . Can confirm , I'm the alcohol-induced hallucination dressed as Jack Sparrow . My dad died of cancer I don't laugh . Happy birthday ! ... clit ... commander ... You're the person in the wrong ! did you even read what i wrote ? The face I made to OPs stupid post ಠ_ಠ followed by another Hey hey , North America has black widows , scorpions , rattlesnakes , bears , mountain lions , wolves , and the most dangerous animal of all the North American United States Citizen . " Red river lover " I wish that were true . Why does the tooth fairy get away with bringing you only a few dollars , while Santa has to bring you full gifts ? Why is the Easter bunny not arrested for selling unpasteurized chocolate eggs that violate health standard ? Why do fairies , unicorns and gnomes not have to pay land taxes ? And why does my stuffed bear not have to pay rent , despite living with me my whole life ? These are important questions . Using hand puppets and interpretive dance . Those are horrid on gas an safety . Not to mention , completely fail to protect you from dinosaur attack . And if you can't , I recommend finding a good position on a cruise ship for a year . I spent 2 years on Disney cruise as an a performer , and I have no regrets . Though , I'll admit , the pay could have been better . Find a cheap bear suit , and hide your friends cloths right before you go to dinner at a near by pub . I belong to an astronomy club that pulls this prank to every newbie who joins . They pulled it on me last year . Just make sure to offer to buy him a drink , it helps numb the humiliation . Why is every bear on reddit referred to as pedobear . Racist . Fuck I can't sleep now and I've got a job interview in the morning The face I made to OPs stupid post ಠ_ಠ followed by another Wonderful story , does it go anywhere or was that just it ? so his argument is to have a prayer of every religion then ? Well , I'm in Texas , so my options are the Cowboys broadcast of the Texans-Cowboys game on FOX or the Texans broadcast of the Texans-Cowboys game on NBC . " gained access " No MC Yes writers , lets get Elena to bang nearly every character with a penis . Cross dem fingaz . He'll kick your ass to if you hit him ... Cheeky little guy .. That youtube comment reply Yeah , I don't think you can be condescending in the same sentence as ' This was reported like 3 times They just had to show that clip of Kap This took me a second or fifteen ... Then I remembered the creepiness of it all . Yes . Yes , they did . Okay , cool . I'm like the only human who doesn't watch GoT I hate earth , when will you finally give me the ability to leave and go live some place else ? Made me say wtf when I seen it ! You know there's a reason I found this . Dat flair name Trade ? So you want the dead ones ? That actually really irks me that you're a grown adult woman and still aren't able to make your own medical decisions because " everybody wants children so you'll change you mind . " Since you asked so nicely I'd be glad to give you one ! Seriously though ... Do I know you ? White . Unless your mother is also Buddhist you did a very asshole thing Seven hells She's got a cute face Why did I even watch this I am thoroughly disturbed by that subreddit . OH WOW ! This looks better than Breaking Bad , Game of Thrones and Walking Dead , I can't wait ..... Unfortunately ? She may have not , but i sure did ..... It makes sense that they'd do it like that but tbh honest I wouldn't be able to tell you either way , I don't know how they do it , Googles no help as well Heard the first few notes of the song they chose , and " NOPE-d " right ff the page . great shot , it's like : I'm not sure if I should believe your username or your comments . WHY IS THE FLOOR BLACK ? ! Because a submitter named THEYLAUGHEDATMY * DICK * is going to be the person with these tits . Some guy was that close behind me when I was deadlifting yesterday . I'm not sure how he was going to try to spot me on that one . I .... what ? I don't think the majority of drivers in the US are skilled or responsible enough to have roads with no speed limits . Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . Holy Smoke Batman ! Yeah , so , fuck that . Calling someone a ' piss poor human being ' probably won't help you get a free pizza .. It sucks cuz money is usually spent before we have it . No , didn't realize that . Thanks for pointing it out . Back door porn keeps getting weirder and weirder Aaaaand now you're following me Dude , naps are MUCH more important than work ! How are you supposed to work if you're all tired ? ! Sleep deprivation causes poo brain ! And yet he still can't enter their country . Fast & Furious 6 : Longest Runway Ever . Animal welfare approved veal ? What does that even mean ? im already sleepless for na regionals right now . Haha welcome to my life . Imagine learning all of these rules for each of the 50 states In the corner ? That's my favorite spot to cry I have this odd ability to say its gonna be alright , then it is ! Yeah and she is the tough one ..... First rule when somebody gives you a computer . You format the drive , and reinstall the OS . Possibly .... but you would have to awaken from your rum coma to see me as a ninja ..... Pheeew lol I named my kitty bandit , but I should have named the bastard , shredder ! He's mean I didn't stick around long enough to find out Reminds me of RWJ South Texas ent here . Keep it burnin ! And your eyes open You ask too many questions um ... no , because that movie doesn't exist . " Punch " My Zap has a drooling problem ... He leaks like a faucet and from his preferred sleeping spot ( on my head or draped over my neck ) , he has drooled into my eyes , ears and mouth . Do you live in Norway mayhaps ? From what family says its the regime because they are the only ones that has control of the " Internet switch " . But it could be infrastructure based so who knows , which is a common answer nowadays in Syria Wait , so you " hear " dead people ? Wow , you are truly a great human being for that . I think you deserve an award for not being a douche bag . Good job . This is a real sub Your feet on the seats > Your feet on the seats Omg I'm his freind and he did exactly that , he's like to me , " omg , look at this Connor , you should jailbreak lol Hahahahaahahaha , my phones better than yours lol " . It means you must be Satan to suggest such things . I would have guessed she was 15 Definitely , some friends and I made the drive from Houston one Saturday in late July and they were open but disallowed swimming It'll even save any character you like . For example , " lod " gets me But he had a mother too .. I once knew a girl who though the Chive version was the original . Someone posted a parody ( like this one ) and she was like , " Whoa , you like The Chive too ? So cool ! " thinking that everyone else was just parodying The Chive I'm still madly in love with ಠ_ಠles ? ! Don't you mean > Your feet on the seats Wow ! What a great AMA ! 3 hours in , zero questions answered ! Sell now ... Coinbase had a buy price of $ 130 and a sell of $ 142 Haha ! Well the dreams I have aren't all normal . The first breastfeeding one I had , I was breastfeeding my cat ! y u so negative ? ლ ( Those s - 300 ' s were a great investment . Without them Israeli jets could just fly in and out of Syria at will . * * Indiana Jones and the temple of Nope ! I chose Kannada because it's where the eyes for the " I believe it because I had a friend like that in high school . He still is pretty socially awkward in college but he would ask me if a girl liked him just because she bumped him . He got a hold of a strand of her hair somehow and he told me he jerked off to it . Will he go back ? It is the infamous " Reddit stare " galaxies .. Poor choice of words . Never seen a dog giving the My sister used to just buy new ones . I'm with you on that one . Fisting ? What the fuck am I supposed to do with my pitchfork now ? ! ? Thanks Obama PROTEIN ! ! ! I'm disappointed that their promos were gen-con exclusive . * * Beaver * * Did you just .. did you just hate on GenGenGens ? ! I saw that post ..... I wonder what he's up to now Looks pretty but why did Pause put his hand between his legs ? it looks very wrong Thank you ! I will look into Scottsdale . I'm 30 , and will be working in SE Phoenix so that is a consideration . Still haven't heard about traffic coming from out of town . I'm a sushi lover so I know that will suffer This is in no way scary or wtf So you " hear " . I second that ... Nope , Chuck Testa ! DYL I'm glad you're ok :) this shittard better rot in a hell made just for them , like a hell that is full of those plastic strips from new electronics , but they NEVER get to peel them off ..... EVER That's a wallaby you fucking twat I feel so bad , I never even noticed this . Nnnnggghhh ... the shadow direction What ... ? I i don't know what ... Well crisis averted . Just so you know , I'll support you no matter what . Kids these days . Fuck you This was a jinx . I want your team to BURN You could use MS paint to do what the commenter was requesting I didn't even know people used chat rooms any more ? Why is there more than one of you ? We had around 20 stores . They were all privately owned ... But corporate owned some gas station stores . They'd open them across from some of our locations . Basically you just That's one way to make your dad a sandwich OP those pictures are a little gay ... holding a giant dildo went from funny to Seriously .... words suck ass sometimes ! Well you're lucky . I won't go into details . I just wish I could go back and use ONE word , or phrase differently to have avoided the turmoil my heart is now feeling ! I make friends easily enough , but lasting friendships are rare for me because I scare them off , or I don't find the interaction engaging enough . This person is perfect as a friend to me . But I suppose I may have offended them too much ..... Uh , your spoiler isn't working So would Canadian fans .... What do you know , you're just an orange It really works , look These are called cleats . But how do you type _ ? Oh I see it . Dude until and unless you're shitting with me * that's fucked up * Little Orphan Orange Ive heard of stuff like creams and such from dispensaries , one could maybe use those on their butt , never tried the stuff though . Or on my butt Holy shit That's some Easter Island shit , look 2 the skyz ლ ( I see . Well I appreciate everything you've said . This friend really does mean the world to me ! Have you ever had a friend that has felt closer than a friend even though its been a week or so that you've known them ? It's intense ! Holy shit ..... that may be what's up ! Such a strong feeling after a short time ! Reminds me of a weeping angel ..... I am .... ... Then that would imply / u / Dragontitz is a necrophile Or a good opportunity to get some exercise and use my camera . Maybe the bombs are his egg's I agree on that point ; the sexuality was intense . I don't see Chargers flair ಠ_ಠ RAISE YOUR STYLI Armageddonxx has 5 posts on the front page All the guys I liked have been shy Mexicans .... with dark soft hair .... I just realized this You're aware of the riots and disruption in Qatar yes ? Seems like IronStylus really likes the Don't forget r / cocktails that should be marked 21 + and NSFW . [ 10/10 lold so hard i had to disable further downvotes on this post A C + + class where you can't write constructors is like an English class where you can't use commas . FART means SPEED in Danish . We have a town called Middelfart also . So that's fun ...... There are no mosques in Afghanistan ... " I'm actually nice . " Did you just read the title and didn't pay attention to the post ? I like how they you say you switched to PC but still have the screens on and there is a playstation menu M ... maybe she used to shave and waxes now ? they removed the cap because it was preventing At & t from collecting overage charges File not found Get a strong prescription from your optician . I fast forwarded the video and he 1st thing I heard was " feel your balls shaking " I was somewhat speechless when I realized . Spongebob ... just .... no ..... lol at everyone downvoting the truth . i didnt steal it from any other redditors . but because im getting downvoted to hell and nobody seems to appreciate the post , ill remove it Is it just me or does the guy on the right look like Snoopeh's and Sjokz's son ? 1.0 players that purchase a pre-order digital copy do not get 30 days ? Hannah Montana : The movie If you do end up doing it keep the pictures / vids to yourself Fuckssake .. Why just PS3 ? ? Yeah we clarified that so yeah Wise choice shaq fu Aww that's too bad I just sleep ..... sleep a LOT Seriously ? My concern is how many times that had to happen for them to add it Even though there's boobs I can't stop looking at her two white teeth . They've been charging me this whole time Maybe first learn the actual name for what you are looking for ... and wasting money on cigars Freedom is on the list Great , now I have to go back and read all your comments back with an English accent to see if I missed anything . Think about what you just said ... Like she's gonna fuck shit up , and still put the black dress on with some sexy ass high heels ...... dear cold shower time ...... Easy A was a movie I saw just for her ! Why don't you have a seat right over there . I'll give you a bottle of jelly bells if I can just smell her hair Pitch Perfect ? ! Yes . Netroks . It goes better than you could * ever * imagine . It's a frog , not a snail . Very interesting he was The Transporter ..... oil fight scene ...... But aren't you complaining about people complaining about complaining ? I just wanted to say describing the pain in vivid detail wasn't necessary and I just clinched up Just a friend saying that we can't really be good friends anymore . I don't really get what I did wrong , but it honestly feels like a breakup He deep throated a shotgun ? She got arrested ? ! ! ? Is he ... Is he trying to poop or is that his tough face Funny thing is , I didn't even realize I came off as a " redneck piece of shit " for defending my country " Oh , I wish they had this at my school ! I'd sign up for .... * waaait * . " I don't pay attention to celeb news or anything on yahoo ..... Ooooh wow ! Holy balls ! Well damn . I know it's lousy no need to reiterate . But the downside to not knowing he has my number and then fleeing the scene is that ... I know nothing about him only that he's off at 11 and works the door . So unless he's interested and contacts me , the world will never know . You still aren't getting it . I'm such an idiot ..... thank you for pointing that out to me Graham Hunter's fast becoming another shit source Right now imo : OGN > every other tournament including S3WC . #RiotForReal ? That's Kenny Rogers Forged , eh ? mfw you have no face It's for entertainment , not dissection . Not wtf says the person whose comment history is about smoking weed , playing xbox , and liking Alabama football ... It would work if op's a female too they got 100Mio € for Bale but not 100 € for a proper photographer * My * remote controlled planes How awesome my fried chicken is ! Hmmm I did just slice my finger open , and for some reason when I cut myself , I always sniff it Imagining myself doing this is hilarious to me because I am female and also a little intoxicated . Haha yeah ..... family That's crazy ! You'd think they'd have the mother of all spell checkers ! You won't need em , I'm a BIG target .... The weirdest teacher I had last year was my Biology teacher . First day of class she made us watch cockroaches have sex Holy shit Reddit , never cease to creep me out I actually said this last week ! ! Out of context of course , I haven't peed my pants in maybe a month not me , but one of my coworkers loved putting a peppermint inside of a pickle . he'd take a bite and eat the pickle while sucking on the mint . everyone at the lunch table was like I read that title as " My six year old SO . " Yeah , I mean Steve Jobs certainly never changed anyone's views about anything . Watching romantic comedies ..... I wasn't interested . Now it's the only thing I play . It's just me then , great But imagine the girl looking back like * I was a 4 year old whore * I included a bus pass in the frame so you would know how big the penny is How do you rrrrrrr ...... ima get this .... rrrrrrrr ... err ... r ... uuun ? Run ? What is that ? ! Are you a freakin gymnast ? ! I'm serious ..... i don't get how this is funny Says every woman ..... except those few that are gay or bi ..... Oh , that's just IronStylus putting his lol so effective That this Just googled it . I actually once said this when I was younger to my mom ... I was talking about how if the universe is infinite that there's literally an infinite chance of different Orgasms , where I had meant to say Organisms . no .. Cool ! If you have anything to do with 2014 , please fix it from crashing constantly on my ipad ! Lies ! This is not a knife wound Turk was on Adventure time ? ? As much as I'm for quitting and disposing of old habits ( congrats ) , did you really have to throw glass and other debris out your car window ? I just fap through the pain . ლ ( One word ... determination ლ ( I want to try that out , except my only thing I don't like about is , the freaking Audi on the cover HAS LEFT SIDE STEERING WHEN THE COVER IS IN LONDON . Don't be that guy buy your apps Yea , he * * should of * * Do people go to hell if they divorce ? The 3rd comment i see is a nazi joke You * just * moved here and already decided you hate it ? And this is based on the fact that your friends live in a different city ? Talking is fine , dating is scary Oddly enough , turning off compatibility mode fixed it . All of you ... just ... ( Look at the Europe map and notice that England , Scotland , and Wales are more " Catholic " than " Protestant " . What part of the above led you to believe that ? When I say the majority go one place and a trickle end up in another it hardly seems uniformly distributed .... I ... uh ... wow . I bet it's smooth sailing until you hit Orange County , but then ... traffic I was implying that you were arrested for being black in the south . It's probably still * illegal to be black * in certain counties I just cringed so hard , I think I injured myself in some manner No , and I hate you I think I can see your giblets . " Can we skip all the bullshit , and can people just send me money ? " Religion . How are you doing that with your mouth ? Everybody is acting as if following others blindly is bad yea and Microsoft gladly handed them the razor blade and are now dragging its bleeding corpse back to Redmond .. Why ? What are you up to eh ? Did anyone notice most of the videos here contain Ellen ? What ? I'm cynical . It's looks to be in far too good of shape to be real . That said , I'm not specialist on the subject . Well now I have This is why I hate living in California Let me try that again , Oh damn it . everytime i come from work or university i check this subreddit and see 3-5 posts with keys but all gone already then . so i stay up long into the night just to see nobody is posting new ones and i go to sleep . then the cycle continues Lucky guy . Couldn't help but read " Datanetics " as " dianetics " s at first .... I hope your daughter wasn't around . i would like to supervise this project " Let me just grab my pancake and we can go " So is it a cyanide mine or a gold mine ? lvl 26 Amulet with 176 str I was still fairly positive until I just tried to log in and got a 1017 . On a work / school day , at 1:30 PM . What ? Are people rushing home to log on during lunch or something Divide by zero How the hell do you just find this online ? " Little girl " Well , you sound like a real winner . This is what people see in me when I say I am learning Japanese ... I don't even like anime Fucking perv . Cougar eats * the family pets I don't know how I expected it to end but , I can tell you it surely wasn't that Someone got rid of their prom night baby , I see ... How can somebody be exited for this unfortunate girl And you probably know him At least now you know not to let such fools force your hand like that . If they think they can afford to ruin someone else's experience ( especially in a dungeon that is the finale to the MAIN STORY I can totally be a biochem major ! I can always retake organic chemistry ! Everything will be ok ! Currently taking that ... what the actual fuck am I looking at ? Elspeth looks great this time round . Wouldn't mind flooping her I was almost crushed by a freshman today It's really is ! I have headphones but its not the same feeling ..... that low end bass making your chest shake , and those screaming eyes piercing your ear drums .... I would LOVE to see that This brought tears to my face . This is plastered across her face and is * very * difficult to undo . * Not * the same at all . I can't even read that word , the letters keep changing places No . You stop that . This is delightfully awful . Grocery trips would be hell . Its very nice . All you people with the game Thank god you reached it , took time to be confused - and didn't keep going . If the kids don't get proper sex-ed then they began to listen to their friends . I had an yelling match with a group of girls in my class because they thought you could pee out sperm or use Coca-cola as a douche to prevent prevent pregnancy . All of who were pregnant or on 5th abortion . Ce n'est pas dur épeler son nom They have not tested the cars in heavy snow yet ! I live in northern New England . No no . This is real leather and has withheld the test of time . Because its stupid . Jessica ? Obligatory ' Not sure why NSFW tag At first glance , thanks to the font , I thought it said " wildmuff " You do this right on the first day of school . Can i have one ? Confirmed , wiped out my OKTA and google apps credentials . Sigh Rear ending a truck in a car is called suicide . Friend of mine texted me to ask what the DMV's hours were . Can we trade him for Will Smith , or even better , his son ? It's it really from the states is has corn syrup I place of sugar . Everything down there smells of it , even the people . I would finish the night off by killing you all , and feeling nothing . I'm not sure I would consider myself a money grubber , but I once wore a bear suit for a bachelorette party . I made 400 for 2 hours , another 200 was shoved in every orifice of the costume , and another 200 was in note the next day with a very desperate apology from all of the drunken women who treated me like a punching bag and dumping ground from their desperate loveless lives . I won't lie , I kind of feel like a Vietnam vet talking about it . So , its standard Japanese Thursday ? Don't drink unless somebody is keeping an eye on me . Already on reddit you reposting scum For real . He was great in 2010 . I almost bought his jersey > Really ? > Really ? unfortunately this does not make me forget this already being posted in the past . It's broken Fixed , now liberate with all caps . Oh god ... Burn the box " Oh sure , no proooobleeeem * * The * * winter is coming One of those there in that pule could very well be the one I preordered , but I still can't have it for another two and a half months . I love the realism in these games ! Not wtf Not wtf I see you've talked about conspiracies before ..... How can you have an objective review of anything ? A review is an opinion on something , which is by definition subjective ... What kind of question is that ? I have said what I wanted to say , thats what this thread is for ... I had to look that one up ... Why english , why Yes , that's exactly what I said Haha it has to be done * The Newsflesh Trilogy * by Mira Grant . For fans of zombies , references to Steve Irwin , and conspiracy theeeeeorries .... We shall murder him ...... ( probably ) ...... awww what ? there is a very old and famous coffee house here in vienna . they renovated their toilet recently . for some reason , the architect who planned this used transparent glass doors for the stalls that turn frosted only when you lock the door . since people do not know that in advance , there is quite some confusion and Please note that the SRD mods ask that you not " piss in the popcorn " as they say meaning no comments on drama that is linked to in SRD . One time I let someone use my phone and they changed my language to Chinese Do you want to see something really humor ? Oh dang . That is awesome ! Really ? Really ? Taco Bell ? It's already purple Thanks . This is basically what I was looking for . And no , she's not the brightest . She's also trying to argue that American Spirit " Organic " cigarettes are safer than any others . I was just thinking it looks like she was prepared to give that kid a piggy back ride and he to the opportunity to uhm , well ... hump her Not sure if you are joking or not .. Haha ... No . Are you a Dr Who fan ? ! I feel like I should know the answer to this ..... This is an unusually nice picture of a butthole . I should ...... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The worst is when they don't have ginger ale but they say they can " make " it by adding a splash of coke into some sprite . Imported a pic from google images ? Dude ..... Pretty easy i would think , my truck has the bellows on the floor , then a hose leading up to the bag . Two lines attach to the bag , one from the pump , and one to the squirt nozzles . If you need it to register , I would say that it would be the cheapest and easiest install . Not sure how well it works , since my bag is rock hard . These look pretty sweet . But what's up with the big hole on the bottom right picture . Because it's pretty much like hating the Beatles .... You * do * like the Beatles , don't you ? Why is this a thing ? You'd wish injury on a fellow human being because you got hassled for a * week * ? Expected to see hidden dinosaur in the background , disappointed The super meat boy face So what the fuck was with NFL Network showing 15 minutes of the Ravens football life before cutting to commercial and starting into LT's story ? Unfortunately I didn't get to see the last quarter of it thanks to my DVR stopping when it was scheduled to end ... Dammit , NFL hates the Bolts so much they even fuck with LT's biography story ... and * people * . And a pop up ad just happens to be on that site ... Worked with UAV pilots ... I never understood why they had flight suits ... Oh , so you mean Adam Lambert ? If there was a hell , I suspect for me , it would be living in that music video . No . Yeah , it doesn't affect SisterRay here , so what are you so angry about ? I mean , gosh , none of us are Mexican ! I was thinking Toucher ... was reaferance to Pedo bear ..... I'm a Star Wars fan , and I don't see a god damned thing ! wait , you're saying that interns that got paid were more likely to get hired ? Obviously that means that if we force employers to pay interns they'll get hired right ? Her : The title I know I am going to get down voted for this but I don't like the first gen starters I loved Amy cuz not only was she smokin hot , she was the least whiny ..... I'm looking at you rose Tyler ..... This , I've heard he left because he didn't think his career was going to blow up with dr who ..... I love fairy tales , don't you ? What the fuck , Chris . also , it is a god damn shame that the majority of the suggestions here are fiction . how pathetic is humanity that most of us would sooner chase after BULLSHIT than REALITY ? 99 % of the girls don't look anywhere close to that . Threatened ? How is somebody not fired for this . If that's what it takes to get free energy from the void , then I'm sticking with solar power . I haven't watched the show in like 4 years , and now I have that damn song in my head . Thanks and yet they put Rochester . NSFW hosting ‎ Haha it's okay I was annoyed as well ... still am because apparently logic is something she lacks This is gonna be a scene on Portlandia next season isn't it ? Dude think out of box ... He didnt visit you , you visited him Get your own SO , and leave ours alone ! Strange that a Soldier will wear a Marine's uniform . Why the flying fuck do I feel the necessity to google such meaningless crap when someone says not too .. * * Because I don't like it I hate you with every molecule of my being If you are 6 ' tall and you think you look average , you are looking wrong . You are almost a foot long . Same network that hosts 16 and Pregnant , Ke $ ha's reality show , Jersey Shore , and Teen Mom . This will surely get people will take our profession seriously ... Jesus fucking Christ who payed for this monstrosity That's my nightmare . dude ‎ Stop bitching about the sweet man . Go back to the kitchen and make him a sammich . I'm a guy . Oh awesome ! A new fan made game ! Oh wait ... Sports game ... I went " Sure , sending you right now mine imaginary beta key . ლ ( Downvoting cause of that awful maymay in your edit . The Professor tells Fry and Leela he can send them back before he invented the time box . The only problem is ; however , they won't remember any of the time they've spent together . After thinking about it the decision was made to go back with the professor . A yellow flash hits the screen , fin . So they just looked at you like Cutting back on the Mcdonalds and proper exercise could help fight obesity . There is no quick fix , like in the nutty professor . This is the face I made : " When you say scarcity is the biggest problem in the US , like what do you mean ? " Fuck that was gross . Good thing everything looked sterile I like how 7 people downvoted you for that . Haha " Or mothers ? ? " When I look at the new rugged Garen skin , I cannot stop thinking he is IronStylus . He look like IronStylus to me ... the hair Just as bad as , " Did you get a haircut " Girardi takes him out after a great K but lets Claiborne load the bases with no outs ... I'm taller than a charizard did you just make a snow pun ? I saw this album earlier and stopped before that . Ha ^ ha ^ ^ get ^ ^ ^ it ^ ^ ^ ^ because ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ' knee ' ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ It's pretty handy that Timmy can talk to the trainers once they get to him . Yeah ! ! Because the title didn't totally give it away or anything ! It's not like Tecmo Bowl has been a football game for the past 25 + years . BATMAN ! This video raises more questions than it answers . I've got to take a step back and try to put together what just happened . yet he posts on reddit as the hive would think to do Dammit man ! disappoint no lightning Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to ... Actually , some places didnt have the sale , I got mine for $ 200 + tax at gamestop Maybe he's not a member . says he won't consummate , but one of the perks was , " - and doesn ’ t get pregnant " ‎ Damn , I am severely underperforming reddit / the market ... This is ugly . What's going to happen in a crash if I'm doing this poorly Finger prints Wow . Just wow . c ( We're on the same boat . Freshman year this chick gave me shit for watching anime and said how stupid and dramatic it is . Kinda made me feel bad . A year after that she dresses in a slutty pikachu costume for Halloween and calls herself a nerd . I would like to reiterate ... What ? Wat ? At first I thougt you meant 4-5 years I have Denver's D . I mixed juicy peach and banana and it tasted like fart O con Chepina para el caso You're starving and yet your dad owns a forest Ugh , I wanted all 85 messages I was going to tell OP to have a minimum increase , but that's not needed anymore I'm going through the same thing right now . American Apparel's " one size fits all " chiffon blouses are definitely not one size fits all No shit . There's nothing that makes me want to climax less than a bunch of farm animals staring at me … judging me . SMITHERS ! Release the hounds . I think the masonite was load bearing , which is what my husband insisted about the wallpaper in our bedroom ‎ No .. i have NO FUCKING idea wtf they are doing with the campaing map . so many wasted cpu cycles there Watch that show every day cause nothing else is on . The stuff they do to guys really creeps me out , especially since all but one of them are in relationships . They're a bunch of perverts Oh , say an Apple ID badge ? Payslip ? Ya know , something that proves you work for Apple if only we had a downvote button Those teeth I read all of it . Honestly , I don't even see the dollar sign anymore ... How do you learn about that on facebook ? they all look like they are yawning . just looking at it made me yawn Yesterday . LITERALLY yesterday . I'm sorry but why do you have IE , Firefox and Chrome all pinned ? This is creepy If you let us beat you more than 5 times in our 85 year history , maybe I'd like you more . Great to see the mouse functioning by 7.2 you sound more like a TA than a professor to me .... Well ... Zed still op , Minimap-fog of war bug still exists and now Janna's breasts don't move with the flow ... not good patch Fantastic memories of waiting hours for the Clg eu games to start last year I've now tried four different browsers , two cloud services and over 20 minutes of straight loading I didn't know brave was synonymous with stupid . so ... EA is willing to get into bed with Ubisoft ... but Valve is left sitting high and dry ? I agree that LCGs > CCGs , but I still am of the same mind with / u / Fordy_Oz . In general , I give Probably the fact that he cheated on me with both of my sisters . Side note , I later found out I wasn't even his actual girlfriend , he was dating another girl in my class . No one likes my cock then . Sigh . would you rather just drink it raw ? My sister was the one to ask what genders would be in the threesome You had to look it up ? Those hitting the side board threes Lemon juice on your skin is terrible advice . That's a guys handwriting . In my head I'm like " aha they think they're so funny " but I just say * " fuck off I don't like you " * Sweet ! I was married in Pinellas , but living in Ohio now . Still visit at least once a year . Will surely visit when I return ! Are you worried about Federal legislation in 2014 ? I'd like to open a B & M also , just curious what changes will come now that 2.1 % of high schoolers are experimenting with ecigs Way to go Denver " But it's * sooo cute ! * " . My brother's reasoning before getting one ANY feces I just lost 10 mins of my life ... Reading this comment made me yawn Can he do this for all the FF's ? We can just make / r / finalfantasy a redirect sub to other subs . I liked it . Got the update this morning - american in Stockholm Looks like a little hemorrid action down on her ol ' pucker hole too . Nobody can throw her off from that tower . Thats not my house , and i didn't submit that pic . Wasn't there a Satyamev Jayate episode about this kind if shit ? And here we are , a year or so down the line and not much has changed . Except without the g-rated 150k $ for benched memebers Until you start killing their funding , making it a large election issue or forcing companies to cut them off from their infrastructure by hitting their profit , you will never see any change . Thank you ... my marker's running out though ... I've only had it for 28 hours Something about your wording there This thread Better be wet tomorrow Do we have to use google for everything . Are we not allowed to ask a question unless we have already googled it ? Well , ATM plays Alabama next week , who cares about today , let's talk about that ... I guess you could say she ... ( ಠ_ಠ ) ( That mini-furuichi You people have no idea how digital files work Damnit . I was really hoping it could have been something more useful . Ellie has boobs I know the New York post is awful . I linked to NBC because it was the first one that came up . The photo OP posted was from the New York post . Those feels , my son would burst into the room and lay between my wife and I staring at me smiling late at night . The best facial description I can give you that I had on my face was this Because the US is a single jurisdiction . How can you shout while wearing a mask ? WTF is with all these people having pregnant cats ! ? Get your cats spayed and neutered ! If this happened I would support a burning of the U . S . The Pacific This is why we can't have nice things . Does it run on an Amiga ? r / outofcontext The first time I've actually made this face you need to add bevels to all the edges of everything Dat burn Some people don't deserve kids Wow , you really don't get it do you ? I'd give a nice tall glass of STFU Inviting to what so that happens regular .. ? Depends where you get the paper cut Watch were you put your mouth Harper Awesome article . Naga is a beast support . I really wished my allies would stop telling me to carry the game Yet , oddly enough , the same people who don't want to help the poor , are also against free contraception and sex education . I'm not sure how to take that . Haha , good one ( and possible Being a Browns fan . You do know , much like hipsters , hippies are not a real thing . They are just a reflection of what we personally find pretentious . If you ask everybody what a hippy is , each person will give you a different answer . And in a way , their answer says more about their own pretentious beliefs than it does about anybody else . I'll trade with hugs I'm on AlienBlue I love Rak , but not enough to fuck . It would be hell trying to plug in your phone late at night with that thing . 1 AM , finished watching season 2 of your latest Netflix obsession , tired as shit , attempt to plug your phone in , " fuck it , my phone doesn't need battery anyway ! " , regret it the next morning when your late for work and don't have a phone . Now just imagine trying to plug it in drunk Hold up ... Totally agree . And so we called him in why ? We have two potential CBs out due to yellows and we let Brooks leave ... awesome . Or there could be some weekend eBay tech screwing with us " Sunshine " " Trail name " I read that as " human beef " . Neither do I ! " Cops search me the car " My mom likes them Yes . That's why no German is ever driving a car on the mostly unlimited speed Autobahn , nobody can afford those prices I looked them up expecting everyone to be Bronze or low Silver , but they're EUW Diamonds ... Haha , what , how ? Its a different type of beetle , couldn't say which . Either are terrifying . You rocking Kings flair is more What view ? ? ? I dont remember the gameboy line having SD slots why do those work ? ... what the hell So , trust one of the biggest companies to rush into selling out our personal with being our browser of choice . I think I'll stay clear of that , thanks . Like a poisonous potato ? You could start by not referring to yourself as a " pretty man " . Ah , right . Stupid Cryx That's kind of fucked . What if it's their grandpa That's oddly descriptive " Dead Elmer , looking much cuter " Both of you guys ' usernames terrify me in a situation like this . How do you people drop your phone so much ? I've had my iPhone for about 6 months and ALMOST dropped it once . and known that it would generate karma every time ........ Yeah ... I think I spoke too soon . Our defense there's a blood trickle at the end Please show yourself the door Well , I sure am glad you figured out how to think , OP ... otherwise we wouldn't have this fantastically NON-WTF post in / r / wtf ! Someone please explain to me how the Chiefs are literally on-field raping the Jags ( no surprise there ) and yet Dwayne Bowe has no yards or receptions . your words cover cleavage I see what you did there You look like someone I know > Why do you hate the US ? 57 yards rushing . 109 penalty yards . how'd you know ? All I can see is Warp Stabilizer . ..... I know ..... i was quoting the rest of it took me a while to notice that was not a dildo Ashley is pretty bugged up for most players . You have the concussive shot bug , I have the bug with her constantly activating and deactivating her shield . Because your a fucking faggot ! Better shoot the lights . My dear friend , ive been tested for many things What is it with the lotus getting between the mclarens and it ending so badly . I was hoping someone would have posted an article or story about a new movie but all I get is poorly recited movie quotes ... That's why it was written that way you fucking asshat ! No ? :-P In some guys room , or a vacant room , or what ? Did you use my toothbrush ? Well I use to do it in costumes in front of thousands , so not very much . It's like they went out of their way to NOT show her legs . I think we can all agree here that / u / Nithryok is one hell of a troll or a huge douche . I was about to say " you're cute , I'd miss you too " , but then I saw your username ... I work in animation and film production now , but before that I was a character performer and puppeteer . Sadly is had an weird similarity to " Death to Smoochy " . Though , with less killing . You hold down alt and press the my actual spirit animal Marie was wearing black … the black cat loves shoes . The gray cat loves rubbing his face all over any bags that come in the house , and sleeping on suitcases belonging to houseguests . He also once puked in the shoes of someone who came over for dinner . Guy takes a quick photo and saves the owls life . And you have a problem with that . If we look this embarrassingly bad this week ... I'm dreading what next week is going to look like My dog doesn't fetch .. I always just assumed that Arby's was just a cover for a massive cash laundering business . Do people actually eat there ? Our local Arby's never has any customers yet its been in business for a very long time Plating GTAV does not make you socially awesome . And OC crap like THIS , ladies and gentlemen , is why " Hollywood " keeps remaking hits from the past ... 22 gigawatts per hour ... Bunch of fakes I'm 17 and people guess that I'm at least 23 , on average . I've had people at school think I was a teacher , even other teachers This seems a bit narrow minded . But I don't like it . Don't submit please . I can't help but think that this was written by a bored and karma thirsty alexamil ... While you're awake Glad you're overcoming your anxiety ; that definitely is great . However , your readers ( myself included ) are getting anxiety from the fact that Part 3 will never come . Please post it . C ... cucumber water is what I think ? Because religious group have always done so well when they trusted with children . Im sure pedophile parishioners everywhere are salivating over this . It challenges what they need , but they can't defend . * heat * of the moment He dirty dicked his phone ? Mom yelling at dad about how many years it has been since they have had sex You ... * ate * that this morning ? ! As a fellow child-free woman : you are not alone . I don't like it when people try to * make * me like babies , either , as if something is wrong with me that needs fixing . Oh I just must not understand , I must not have had the right experience yet ! EVERYBODY LOVES BABIES ! I want to ask jk about this they ಠ_ಠ just ಠ_ಠ are ! ಠ_ಠ never question things like that Tres no lleva tilde . Then you are the problem . You are a vampire and a leech on the system . Yeah , considering you're a 16 year old that drinks . Nothing like parental bonding over rape . Not sure to laugh or morph my face into I was hanging out with this chic one time and she mentioned her PlayStation had a bullet hole in it but still worked . I inquired on how that happened and she said her mom had shot it . I imagined this punishment scenario but then she said " yeah she picked it up wrong off the coffee table " . i don't wanna know your definition of commitment Is that a stock image or ... ? I swear they have them for * everything * Dat price Break outdoor coffee tables with wine bottles I'm sorry ! ! ! If only I could be in Wa tonight ! ! ! ! That's not how you spell hockey Some people still don't get the word sarcasm Joe got some manly hair on his chest and all around if you know what i mean ... And tracks and trucks . " Navigated the ship from New York City , through the Great Lakes , down thh Mississippi River and onto the Ohio River " Or an admin kills you for no fucking reason at all and no explanation . Proper grammar ? ‎ Really ? Stung . Bung . It was like lava if you were wondering . Wow .. I can't wait ! Not sure if sarcasm or actual appreciation That's not a cycle , that's just an arrow bent into a horseshoe shape . If he had gone through with supporting the rebels , they would have said he went against the will of the people . And so he put in the hands of congress and the senate , and now its a disaster ? Your not aloud to speak unless you can actually state what you want him to do and stand by it . The fuck ? You don't . You have some self respect , and you leave at that point . Well considering how bought and paid for the Russian media system is , they probably feel nothing . Or at the least , they feel what Putin tells them to feel . Triple speed origami She's like the Ditto of penmanship And yesterday Philly and Washington were making fun of us and New York for our game ... We didn't want him anyway . Project SAM ... As I said earlier in the thread , aand yesterday Philly and Washington were making fun of us and New York for our game ... Those eyes ...... DC denied their permit for a no-stop ride but did approve a 9/11 permit for a million muslim march . Barrens chat We can always burn down the amazon ...... Maybe he just wanted to see me on the bed ... Oh , interesting . I had no idea that this was done for Dota 2 . I guess that's one way to distribute keys . My brother came back from deployment with wild tales of banging prostitutes from half the countries in Asia . In the next breath , he was lamenting that his wife doesn't trust him . somehow I just turned this picture in to 3 hours of checking out everything on her tumblr , etsy and facebook ... not sure how creepy that makes me There are a lot of that family that have jumped ship . do not add spoiler videos in introduction to anime theme stuff I know of nothing I'm sorry , we had to cut funding for rape support , we needed the money for city cleanup . Shoes .... On ..... Bed .... What will the lower part ge ... oh .. Alter . Ich wohne jetzt seit über 10 Jahren in den USA und habe gedacht das im Gegensatz zu den Staaten in Deutschland Normalit ät herrscht . Aber dann sehe ich sowas und Frage mich : was um Gottes Willen ist in dem letzen Jahrzehnt in Deutschland passiert ? ! ? I bought Cinnamon Life from Amazon , shipped through ComGateway . Came up to about $ 14 per box . Did this myself : Hang on a minute ... short film ? A Taylor Swift link ? Seriously ? Brain .... 200 bucks for a no name glove ? Strife as a last name You're not loving that once-beautiful wooden work surface , though . He'll be back in ten years . Setting reminder Discovering Reddit shortly before starting Grad school I heard it depends we're you live , my buddy per ordered an iPhone 4 and got it a day before launch and when the five came out he jaunt walked into an AT & T store and asked for a 16 but they were sold out so he settled for 32g ( Conquered 3D ? ? I love Unity but come on its not the creepiest PM Ive received Thanks for the tips ! I haven't been doing anything different with my hair , but I did start eating healthier and exercising more > She stopped responding after that . Or maybe just ask him to clean his own dishes ? Did ... Did you dunk it in the bowl of butter ? " Let me show you " Plus Data's contact lenses . Dafuck was with that bright yellow ? I hate when people say MEN , then girls . It's really creepy IMO . That is a Gundam ... I have an ex-boyfriend who used to try to do that shit to me . Pie AND mashed potatos ? Delicious chlorine " reverse ladyboy " I don't know if I should trust you ... It freaks me out to think that everything I see on nature shows is happening right now . While I'm sitting here on Reddit a dung beetle is cruising around on a ball of shit . At the same time a huge ass whale is doing whatever whales do , while all along a bird has been doing a lets fuck dance somewhere in the forest . Nature happens Well he plays for USA ... Bro dat ass ! Oh look ! A rose ... Shit ! I lived there in 07 and 08 when I was working at the RAAF base and I am pretty sure I can see my old place in one of those pics ... So , then they are just sharing all your private emails , notes and information , but not your fingerprint . I guess that ok then . You're right , I'll report him for gold selling . Well stated , but be careful , they seem to be burning the unbelievers today . Oh , and / u / cheeseburger_humper - do I need to cut a bitch ? * cough * frostbound hammer * cough * you auto attack taolu they run your use Will , auto attack again , seems simple enough , oh and lets not forget the fucking horse . ಠ_ಠ Tagged as Phimosis_Prime for that image . WTF ? You had to pay to get temple ordinances ? Is there any actual proof of this ? I would love to have something concrete to reference this . That is so damning ! I mean ... W . T . F ! ? ? ? A real life single in my area ? ( * God forbid a OEM deciding to put their own logo on the front of their device * I was all WOW until the last part I didn't say I wasn't happy that he was gone . ... shit that took me a full minute Relevant username ? Or not , maybe . Sorry to be a buzzkill , bbutt ... That's a great way to make your bengal kitten think that it's cool to attack you . Enjoy when it's fully grown and you to have it put down Jesus , I briefly attended a decently well-ranked Engineering school with a 33 % female population and her post / general attitude is giving me serious fucking flashbacks man You should never sleep with a baby I was yawning when I read that Scroll down to " Burning and ashes collection " . ... The fella in the photo there is adding some of his own cigarette ash to the deceased . I work at Walmart too , in the same area as well . I couldn't tell you what goes on half the time while I'm at work because of the poor communication . Why did I click ? Apparently I love beaver anal glands thank you very fucking much Dude fuck you . I just tried this , thinking I was on my Windows 8 machine . It took me a couple of tries before I remembered I was using Xubuntu My dream catcher this is how i feel on probation . So what ... DNA test doesn't exist in China ? That's not what you said though , is it ? You said the sniper failed to shoot . When you were proved wrong you change your story ? Real classy ... Holy shit . My family was visiting some friends and they had one of these circular toilets . I couldn't get comfortable because I either had to have my dick was touching the inside of the bowl or my balls touching the toilet seat . To make matters worse , after I finished my shit , they had fucking one-ply toilet paper I thought you were on vacation ... I don't understand how they can charge 29 dollars for it . What have you done ? ! It's the Kirstie Alley of pumpkins . peanut butter porn videos You disgust me a little for even asking this question . I tried to live that dream last year at the age of 27 , don't do it . Seems fair . Do Darwin and that girl a favor and castrate yourself . Sadly , this is no longer true where I live ( near DC ) . When Verizon brought in fiber , they eventually forced everyone from copper over to fiber . I resisted as long as I could . Now when the power goes out I have about 8 hours of battery backup , and then no more landline . " Improved " technology . Don't do it again Jesus Christ That pinesol doesn't actually kill germs , but in fact pine oil is perfect for breeding bacteria looks at resume : Shauqwinda Jackson ... Man I work for a napa auto parts store , and I know nothing about cars ..... Oderless , indeed , Wesley ' White King ' Yeah Battlefront was one of the best 3rd person games I've ever played , IMO . but that trailer suggested FPS to me . And yet there's still someone who spent $ 50 on Brandon Jacobs Oh so because he was a hijacker , you're assuming he was Muslim ? Not to mention they'll just pay lawyers to fight the charges for 25 years cause it's cheaper So you're the one ! Watching repeat threads on reddit is like watching my favorite movies over and over and over again . I don't have any more favorite movies It's labeled as " natural flavoring " . This is why we can't have nice things reddit . with 4 kids ? Used for light gaming and college work . And I'll put in my desk drawer thing But just think of all the spec-arty stuff happening OOfffff screeeeen .. Also something like what the lego game does , where you have easy character switching , maybe it would turn out good . Well Mobile and I took the screen cap just now I'm bad and sorry I worked for Dish , too ! My favorites were " my son wouldn't order adult movies ! he's only 12 ! " I also i wanna , i wanna , i wanna , i wanna , i wanna really really really wanna zigazig earth dragon gem . Denzel for Moroni ? ! No ? It's filter media ? Live through me ? And yet , he still can't enter Europe . Well I guess we should listen to that guy , because clearly you're walking around completely dehydrated and losing weight wrong did you just say 4770k with 4 titans ... urrggggg ..... 16 LANES ! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD ! 4x on each graphics card ... that'a big no . any socket 2011 i7 and it's a yet , 40PCI - E lanes vs 16 ... Yep . All these cosmetics are definitely delaying the game ! ! It's obvious the writers become 3D sculptors , and the coders because texture painters . ' New & used ' Nice try Oh okay They need to get orthodontics figured out it seems like She is apparently too " alpha " . Doesn't sound like strong women are " wife material " in the OP's view . Was confirmed at yesterday's event A-attack on swimming anime live action also ... Is your dad a teacher ? He looks like one I know $ 3k to learn how to be a script kiddie The month of weed Hasn't been done before , has it ? I had and started Redman last week .... It's easy to write off as being paranoid but when you've asked payroll about it numerous times and always been met with " we will look into it and get back to you " it gets annoying . Been waiting for six years or so When with all those valid point you just made , you must be right . Fucking where's waldo with that tampon ... It's truly embarrassing : I have 14 UD eyeliners , including three double ended ones and minis in colors I know I'll never use up ( Woodstock , I'm looking at you I scrolled all the way down for this ? Suddenly " It's raining men " comes to mind You're lucky you didn't go to jail for robbery and aggravated assault , not to mention breaking-and-entering You hung up on this guy , just breathe deep and let it go That's like Germany using a swastika because it a cultural icon ... What a surprise , Islam fucking up another country . / u / IronStylus ... did you have a hand in this ? OP ಠ_ಠ PLS ಠ_ಠ DELIVER Read that in Hagrid's voice .. that's a disturbing image .. to quote / u / ihazcheese : " Tie me kangaroo down , sport " Button . Lets hope the mods wake up soon Like this ... I just woke up and my stomach is already killing today . It's going to be a * great * day ! I put them under a tag labelled " Mac I'm pretty sure that birthing video was the one we watched at my ( public ) school too . Terrifying stuff , but the best / worst part was that our teacher decided to rewind the tape while it was playing , so we got to see everything going back into her . You have a very suspicious amount of knowledge regarding Mein Kampf for someone with an " hh " in their name Its always the other guys who die in the apocalypse ( or becomes the zombie ) Really ? I've had people telling me to " take the fedora off " , and I'm not even an atheist . My ex and I had a pregnancy scare and all her mom said was " good I am ready to be a grandmother " she was 19 In other news : Android 4.1 spotted on note 2 . Ok , everything here seemed kinda immature right up until this right here . You've been passing notes to each other through a coworker ? It went from kinda to very immature I went on 4chan cause my brother told me it's funny there .. after 10 minutes I left 4chan and told my brother that 4chan is too much for me to handle . So he called me a pussy and sent me to reddit He drives an evo 8 with some autozone wheels on it . WITH a chrome lip . I'm sssoooo happy I got out of that part of the medical field . It got to the point that I could walk in a room and know which one of my pts shitted pooping in the sink . i hate my mum . Op , what was YOUR experience like ? Or we could have someone other than a 14 year old girl write it " Vulval Lips " " Luring girl into alleyway " in the activities section ...... + 1 year . When will you learn ? I work in a cafe . Papers everywhere . And I'm in Harrogate so each and every one is the Mail So it's been in his mouth and in that paper ... I don't like where this is going holy shit , are you me ? " This is Moppy , a dog with perpendicular legs ... Hey , Moppy , ROLL OVER ! " No lemon cake ? At work I'm ' the guy we totally hired but know he needs to train a bit more ' . So so my mind sometimes wanders off to all the cringe worthy moments when I work . And then I hear " Hey , need help with something ? You seem to have a problem . " from my colleague , and I say " No , I'm fine , thanks . " ... No , I'm not . This WAS from an ad Sony put out I counted up all the states ' votes to double check their numbers New too the sub sorry It does work with gta 4 sooo ... Well i must be fucking unlucky cos ive gotten a grand total of one crappy flameblade since the beginning . NFL Network trying to compete with Sexy Legs SNF . Not bad , but next time don't cut from nice tight leather clad ass to Gronk . Instant boner killer I went to a restaurant once where all I could see in the mirror was my forehead , not even the eyebrows . And I'm not even * that * short . Every see what happens when you have an unbalanced load in up right washing machine . That's what I picture next . ..... I was expecting a potato growing inside the couch / cusions ...... t ( My friend sent me a link to / r / spaceclop . No . No . No . Just Google what he told you , click on the first link , and find what you need ... Do you need more info ? Good . This is the one reason why I refuse to go to pride . We spend months trying to tear down the stereotype that we are sex crazed lunatics who'd suck a cock if it was flopped in front of us ... And what do people do when we are asked to celebrate and take pride in our culture ? Get naked and start sucking the cocks that are in front of us . not even ten words in to the sentence , and you state european ancestry * immediately * after saying that you are argentinian .... O ... That's soap ? Tissues passed around at funeral due to strokes ... There is a disturbing lack of Fridge mentions here . and get a hubcap for that wheel Awesome ! Guess all the ppl saying its hacked are wrong i still dont trust you Mr . Keyring .... we meet again Thanks for the post , I am familiar with this case and it really grinds my gears when some people with misinformation assume that the woman in was not a victim . You want to be thanked for being a professional / decent person ? Scheme is " horrific " ? I shouldn't have to make a LMGTFY link for someone in this subreddit , come on now Yes . Would've been nice . Instead they made her call Theon a cunt . Because that's * funny * ... What sex life ? ... creep . It's supposed to say " your move , creep " . Damnit ! that sounds like a similar issue to what the S4 is having . These new phones aye ... Calling bullshit on your GIF proof " Might've wanted to do something " Two of my chickens wandered away and didn't come back . :-( I cried . I'm down to two hens and they need some friends . My baby's father was supposed to come help me set up my chicken coop , but bailed last minute . My mom helped me but it was lots of heavy lifting . Then daddy dumb dumb texts me , " Sorry I'm so mean , I should've came up . Miss you . " Ahhhh yes , child induced sleep deprivation . I remember sitting on the toilet while my bathroom rug looked like it as rippling as wheat does in the wind or hearing my name when my husband didn't say it ... If there is a goal to strive for , this is the one . O is that the joke ? I wonder where the magicians thumb ended up on the previous video Are you joking ? Whoah , this thread just got too real for me . ( I think I've been on reddit too long as I didn't find that post wtf in terms of content or motive , but simply on how exhausted I was reading it without grammatical pauses to break up the sentences . But we kinda need to emphasize not downvoting based on opinion . I was debating the Team Kakashi vs Team Jiraiya thread , and I was getting downvoted without any reason I could see . It's pretty damn annoying . * * How does that make it better ? I see ! Dreaming about cleaning eh ? You calling me a terrorist , mate ? For what joy ? Being brown ? Good to know what that was - - who the fuck does that on a weekday right when everybody is going home ? In my case - - had a 7:00 class - - it took me 38 minutes to get from the Courtland exit to the parking deck . * mouth * raped , with their fingers . S / he wasn't actually raped , they stick their fingers in your mouth and like ... mess around in there I herd U like Mudslapz D .. did you put a LOTR quote in there ? Bert looks disapproving . Almost like Danny , don't AHAHAHAHA POOR PEOPLE ARE SOOOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY ! The inside of what exactly ? Isn't this just a Victory with an Indian logo ? You wanted the PAC - 16 thing to happen ? Really ? " Anal tastes dirty " You seem more concerned about the cheap vodka than the stab wound That's how it feels everyday , prolapsedrectum . Leave the chickens alone ! I can't tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing ? So , it solves affordable housing by allowing people to raise prices ? Need a pair of these He said STOP FUCKING JOKING ABOUT THE INTERNET ! ! ! Cheeseus rice , man shits not funny .... Nick ლ ( Man , I need tradable metal , and another steam card , or just keys . Those comments under the video It's Rusty Venture You think it will run better on 360 Not cool dude , reap jokes are never funny That sounds like kidnapping Or you know you could just hold the cup near your face to see if it's cold or the steam if it's boiling . There are humans who eat other humans , but you don't see birds helping * * us * * with our broken limbs . If you type this ಠ_ಠ in the question then you already know how to do it . Btw it's the look of disapproval . On Alien Blue it's on the drop down arrow when you're " adding a comment " Those sound like multiple counts of attempted murder Oh , right , good point .. ... which doesn't exist . How are you on reddit I've haven't seen casting this good since Arnold played Dr . Freeze . Out of all the things I've heard parents ( even mine ) say , that is the craziest one ever I've also heard they got rid of eating by the numbers . Outpost is easy now and the new Nimitz hall has been said to be like living in a hotel room . Sounds like you officially turned old . Where are Iceland and Greenland ? Not with torres Soon . * * Foil Linvala Dat example . Slight chance of insta kill ....... Old-fashioned spelling in a futuristic sci-fi world . DAE SEE THE IRONY , I GET IT NOW Good thing I come back as Red Hood and get all the chicks ^ ... ^ and ^ Roy ^ Harper ^ ‎ Well , when it asked me what my favorite thing was , I chose sex . I ended up humping my way through Eagleland , I guess . I can confirm this . First thing in the morning a £ 150,000 machine vital for several jobs I have to do quite literally went bang ! Apart from that , fine thanks Yes ! I walkways hated that ! Full face makeup including dramatic shadow and lipstick . I thought the whole point of the show was the main character learning to love herself for who she is , not wake up " flawless " I was locked in a bathroom and spongebob and Patrick came out of the toilet and ate me . Who pissed in your Cheerios ? Apparently on Reddit , an observation equals a obnoxious comment . Autopsy on a living person ? All I ever wanted was for her to get back with Grayson :-( which hasn't happened in like 12848393888 29 seasons Would appreciate if you deleted this . Fore grip and a bipod ? Your mom sounds like a bitch . Uh .. it'd probably be cheaper to just buy lobster claws when you want them than to care for a live lobster for that amount of time . Also that is kind of morbid Fuck I just brain pooped Jesus ... 23.5 HRS A DAY Using puppets and interpretive dance . Follow it up by sending her a fish head through the mail . Seriously .... abortion . Wolf .... Thanks for reminding me what a horrible actress astor is : " OMIGOD I'm SO humiliated ! " I don't know if anyone pointed this out yet but he has a genetic defect that made his arm that big and he made the best of it ..... ^ ^ Like kids who go fast in their first car , smoke pot , try hard drugs , climb high trees do dumb shit in general through all age ranges . I'm beginning to suspect that you are not from this planet So it was you ! I'm an EMT working in Villa Park and the surrounding areas . These surrounding areas include Santiago , Silverado , and Blackstar Canyon . Please don't do anything stupid OP's boyfriend - nothing too crazy ... This game is blacked out in Seattle on MLS Live . While I was watching this video an ad popped up saying " Why can't I find a date ? " The same store ( not just the same building ) has had a " going out of business clearance ONE WEEK ONLY " sale for the past three and a half months Also , on a hill next to the store , there are eight signs for this in an area of about twelve square feet . Again , Oh sorry are we playing a game here ? You trying to one up on ME ? ? ! Because if we are I will turn it up a notch son ! Well then , THAT LAST PICTURE ANGERS ME SO MUCH RIGHT NOW I COULD BREAK THIS KEYBOARD TYPING THIS ! ! .... why I ... what ? You're a teenager . I'm missing something . All I see is a list of paintings but no explanation . Specializing in sub-optimal classes is my favorite thing in races . I don't feel hindered by this event at all . I love getting season points for doing well in the least played classes , it's fun ! I play this game for fun , not for the chance to win something from roccat . I think there is too much emphasis and gravity placed on this shit . To be fair , though , one of the comments there is about how ' conflicted ' they are when they look at the pictures . You know , because the guys there are obviously criminals and evil … but they're also ' hot ' , so … That makes no sense . I'd already said I had googled it . Of course Never Gonna Give You Up is on that list GO BACK TO THE STORAGE CLOSET , TOMMOS . You mean sarcasm that's not inferred in any way ? Ugh . Yeah because spying on people and reading their emails is more important than our children's education not sure why this was upvoted - worst comment string in the thread IMO So what's your excuse for the past few seasons ? He hasn't left . Then the AI still will not join the HRE . Only way that this could possibly work " in game " , is by getting to inheritance and vassalage like he was of the HRE and then annexing a country , adding their capital to the HRE and releasing the nation . However , I'm very skeptical that this was done this way , based on year and the nations involved . it's a spider nope gif I was so confused for a second . I thought the shoes the guy was wearing in the back were owls too . I was looking for some creampie recipes for birthday party That I am beautiful and flawless . The quote is absolutely true , I don't get it . Our 40 + caravan left old towne orange around 8: 25 . It was okay when we got there but by 11 it was close to unbearable . Then the stupid raffle ruined it for us so we left around 3:20 Become a runner Ya Wald ilkalb My little pony : Friendship is magic . Cam Newton ! Do something ! I swear to god I would rather be starting the kid who has been stretching his arm ! AT LEAST HE IS CONSISTENT Dwayne Bowe , why you do dis ? Dwayne Bowe what are you doing ? Dwayne Bowe , STAHP ! ! ! Bad title ... Instead of " Double stream Ur name I take my humor very seriously . ( They do around here and when I say its an image macro they just blink Says the guy whose team has already won several championships Yeah it's a whopping half mile away . It seems Satan browses Reddit If you signed a lease that stated no pets , it was not your landlords fault . It was yours . Your stupidly caused this cat to be homeless . He is having a smile on 24/7 . God so thats him off SC2 As a ball who happens to be at the mercy of creators that ruthlessly bludgeon me with sticks of wood , whose only moment of freedom and potential vengeance towards the creators ' kind is the slightly possible chance that I may bean their progeny , my victory has been stolen by your kind . OP's link is bad and he should feel bad . ┌ ( ಠ_ಠ ) ┘ SHE'S UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD DONG ┌ ( ┌ ( ಠ_ಠ ) ┘ WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET DONGY ┌ ( For my child I can get my own heart , that's why I have an axe . I need a folder named Fuck , my 770 is cheaper than that . I second that motion . Russell is 0-5 with an INT Which is exactly what CGPGrey would've said . The one place I didn't want to go on an awesome day off from school ... Back to school to vote with my mom I know what you've been up to The weird part is it was a guy who said this in the movie Wat did I just read ? ... ( Slow clap ... Cool , but bees must have a pretty depressing life since they are bigger than their life's work . I know they pollinate flowers but that is not their job as a bee ; it benefits plants and humans but their job is to make honey and when they realize they weigh more than all that they produce in their entire lives ... Well , Looks like it was .... left .... behind . I feel like I need to clear my cache ... Reputed on the same day ? Really ? Lol ? After a period of time I figured it would stop hurting for them San Franciscans ... The banana in the nutella .. That looks about right for Florida You kept dead girlfriends ? If I'm laying on my back my hands are either rubbing / playing with my boobs or my stomach . Sometimes I'll mess my nipples before realizing and thinking " if someone walked in right now they'd think I was a pervert Dad ? > C'mon dude Anti-big government types would have a fit . It would be political suicide for whoever suggested it . ' Merca likes it's freedom ... I , too , think 5 year olds should have 24/7 access to loaded guns . Really ? Wow , congrats on the personal plate that represents who you are . Cops swarmed due to neighbors calling reporting a strange man and possible sexual violation with forced drug use , station was 5 mins away . She just jumped towns . Definitely not her first rodeo though . Legit thought she smoked pcp or something . From what I know they get such ditch weed in the area , and e stuff we smoked was so good , she straight up noobie full on panicked and the whole neighborhood came out looking at me like I just fucking violated this girl I was going through the source , maniacally looking for uses of reduce , functors , monads and what have we and then I realized ; functional applications . Oh , right There is a whole gang of them , disproving you Damnit , I just bought two TIE Interceptors . Iam ready too ! No , no . Keep funding government whale poaching . It's not like you need the money for better things . No , don't change a thing . It's make it more funny for me . I'm into that sort of stuff . Don't judge me . That's not a baby joke ... You must all be * so * proud . Right ? How dare somebody make good money doing something they enjoy ! Shit , I thought everyone had finally forgotten about that . I think they are non-existent . A hipster isn't really a real thing , its just label we give to people within a spectrum of stereotypes . The catch is that most people define that stereotype differently . So one mans hipster , could be another persons awkward nerd , hippy or artist . The reason wild dogs do . Who gives a fuck , seriously ! Yeah , cause that's the exact same thing So physically smacking someone in the ass when they aren't looking and running away before they can respond , then talking to the media and saying " he didn't even say good game back ! what an asshole ! " can't be compared to spiking a ball on a logo ? We're secretly paying back women in their 30 ' s because in our 20 ' s they were dating the 30 year olds ... what are you implying re : your first point ? Or thirsty And I , you It's a little Sweeny Todd ..... How many gun owners have done this to you ? Honestly Someone should change her age on the wikia ... they posted her age actual as a million years old . OOC : He's looking up at the sky ... What ? ? That doesn't .... I don't even ... And 0-3 ( I think ) on the PK Oh , you fucked a horse ? Grats bro . Wat . Thanks . My uncle was also freaking out but I have no idea why and I know for a fact he doesn't smoke . Antonio Brown pulling some sweet jukes , and finally just trips Um ... * Them other boys don't know how to act .... yup ! * That's my mom as of right now WHAT'S KAYFABE AND WHAT'S NOT ? ! I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE Oh shit played vs a vayne today that built 3 . 3 fucking IEs , a PD , and no BotRK . Wtf build . He mains vayne in silver v and has a 48 % winrate after almost 200 games . Doesn't mean they can keep getting penalties My parents are soulless like that . My dad actually told me to sell my birds and buy new ones once I moved across the country because it would be easier It was a dare ... God I wish I was high when I did that but , no I was completely aware and only have myself to blame 25-40 k Mine was like 70 years old ... Not happy to hear this since I ate at that one a couple weeks ago Don't freak out . Do shave your balls beforehand . Don't shave them during . Just how reddit " caught " the Boston shooters Was thinking this was a Doctor Who reference ... Looks good ... Now , go clean your room . Graphs ? Made me want to protect Bill all that much more I use " redditface " for Welcome to the entire joke . That's the whole point of / r / nocontext , to take something that sounds I have to wait another month . Basically there was a close up of a spring being pulled out of some guy's urethra , then what seemed to be tiny worms falling out .. A theme park where dozens of people died How'd they diagnose heart attack from soup ? ! Not wtf Was at this game last night and saw this on the big screen I don't want your newsletter . I have you tagged as Dyrus x Oddone Erotica dude you are being cheap as fuck . give him the handles lol . And seriously , going to take back $ 7 shelf ? ! When you're done with taking back your $ 24 it will look like shit again . Not your problem I guess , but still : Oh no ! Someone with different views ! Apparently / r / nexus 4 is now full of fanboys who don't follow reddiquette anymore . Haha same exact thing happened to me . You actually even used the word discern , as well .... ‎ Proof read god damn it ! Good point , I love the joke he pulled with all that rain . He should have a teammate come over and pretend to give him a free tattoo every time he scores . We all know how much he likes tattoos Whenever I walk into a room I size up everyone , decide what kind of fighting style would work best on them , how I'd kill them and how I'd fuck them . ... why would they give him a razor Yeah well I got to the second scene , drove the car about a block and my power went out . Now I wait . What about father and son ? * is still laying in the bed Well as long as it doesn't bother you Yeah cause you can chamber live rounds with simunition ... Yep there's a decent amount of cool stuff in EB3 . If you can get into the wind tunnel building it's pretty cool ; there are windows into the subsonic room but none into the supersonic one . Though I always had a hard time getting into it * when I had class in it * 8th scenario : writer peed on the car themselves , wants to watch OP wash it . Yes ! It kills me when the parents look at me and say , " What did he say ? " Excuse me , but it is the Joslyn Art Museum , not Jocelyn . Because some of them can't even construct a sentence . It's almost like the developers had control over what their characters looked like . How cute are you , * cuntdickshitballs * ? You didn't ask him to scream Ya know .... I think I'll leave finding that to someone else This is the first time I have ever seen this ... how do you go yes I understand the difference between half a cent and half a dollar to well 0.002 cents and 0.002 dollars are the same .. well WTF lady . " I'm not a mathematician " ..... This . Fuck this . I don't like to clean or do laundry and if it needs done , then we will BOTH do it and suffer together . But wouldn't the can be empty , hence no soda , hence can't be soda pressing ? ? ? Maybe he doesn't actually want the card Wtf saw the news too . Subotic is ok despite the knock he took I think , if he starts next to Hummels ... Who will play DM ? Half fit Kuba ? Star Wars and Star Trek characters should never meet or be the same actors ... EVER ಠ_ಠ That seventeen is still staring at me . Oh my God it totally does . Damn it woman , your lack of fucks got in the way of your " / s " again ! you username Im laughing so hard right now . This is so funny . But aspartame hasn't been proven to cause shit Good point . I just viewed it as being silly but yeah you're right when you look it at that way . Sorry , I wasn't completely sober when I posted that . Is that a Middle Earth Map ? Quite a few a few of them are purple for me . More than I will ever admit " If she ’ s engaged and responsive , keep talking . " Warner . When I hang out with my brother , everyone's always like , " Hey it's the Warner brothers ! " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .... really What about the giant space squid at the end ? Too many badges It was probably that cool smiley face that I still can't figure out how to make . I have to copy and paste it everywhere . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > Doctor : ... lol well then I must not have been referring to * you * . Not wtf I look great in glasses . ( ಠ_ಠ ) ( Not wtf Not wtf My dad explained it perfectly to me one day . He knows dinosaurs didn't exist because they'd never fit on the ark Start fight club , with all the other bullied kids , then when he catches wind of it and shows up , kick the ever loving shit outta him ! that was a screenshot of my computer , how much more source material can you get She's doing great , absolutely loves the beach and going out on the boat . I need to get some pics of that for sure . Also found out that she enjoys onions As OP silently downvotes you , everyone else gives him the FFS , do your own homework . seems like something Kamina would say My daughter laughs at me when I say " no " , * especially * if it's in a stern voice . God I'm screwed Hubs made a joke last week that my boobs and belly were having a race . Thankfully , my belly is currently winning . The last time I measured myself was in the first tri , and I was up a cup size to 28G . I'm too scared to re-measure myself . I'm only 5 ' 2 and rather petite ... yeah , they can stop any time now . Seriously . STAHP . " with my boyfriends " I'm glad we are taking care of the main topics OOC : You edited your last comment . I actually remember selling gmail invites on eBay for $ 5 - $ 10 a pop Thats pretty worrying if Focher is that bad OOC : Room of Requirement Yep , on two different iPads Yes , and that's more or less where rants such as this belong . I can see it's toe so what are you sayin ' about our boy bill exactly OOC : You'll be sensing a killing curse coming if you keep it up Not sure if serious ... Yes . Because the rest of Europe does not have a language barrier with the remaining ... Recorded with potato . wtf ... man , just wtf ? ? ? I love how he started out priming the conversa ... Oh , wait , no , this isn't social engineering at all . Please convince me to buy a Playstation instead of a Sega Saturn with my allowance money . ( Wasn't this one of the most top-voted comments in the pivotal moments thread You wrapped 2 coils on same wick ? Well that's pretty lame I honestly never thought there would be this much conversation about this . Either way its funny . Who cares . What , no details ? No descriptions ? Nothing ? How very disappointing . Except for the part that it * does ... * " You're just a hygienist " ? Nobody plays lol to play minigames 78 , Was on mobile had to check all post What the fuck is a millennial ? I'm 28 and these people look older than I am , fuck this term Man , I am NOT fuckin with you Can't read the title on the spine when they're shelved like any other game though . Is that comic sans ... ... please tell me you're not an anthropologist . I like the aspect of gun safety and introducing it and guns to kids early , depending of course on the form . I think people are frequently a little too strict when it comes to the hallowed 4 rules . Sneaking in subordination to government at the same time makes me feel ... ‎ Ouch . I don't know whether to feel bad ' cause that sucks , or mad at you for cheating in the first place . Mad , I think . I still don't understand why AirDrop is so great . We tried it tonight .... why not just iMessage instead I mean it's pretty much the same thing I got a mouse turd in some fries at McD's a few years back . Brought it up to the counter , they offered me more fries . Image says " they're here , " caption translated to " their here . " Try / r / geocaching Why is this WTF ? Summing all views of all my videos I had pretty much 300K views in 3 months but got $ 1.20 from google , so I disabled that . Google is pretty much cheap . They have showed 300,000 ads and paid $ 1.20 ? thanks , I will pass . Looks awfully real on a second glance .. He was so inspired At first I was like But that would require talking to a girl and you would literally end up in the friendzone . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I once stayed over at a friends house . While I was sleeping , the cat chewed my tube into pieces . DKA in the morning It does not have a share button . It was 6:41 when the messages started and 6:43 when they ended ... I think a bigger takeaway here is the ridiculousness that 37 % are still running an OS over a decade old I'm guessing someone didn't vet the questions thoroughly , in which case they should accept both answers , and not make up some idiotic excuse . Or maybe ... they really believe what they're saying ? This segment is the ESPN-est thing ever Mind surge + steelforged avatar The LoL item is named after Ohmwrecker . And fuck you Blizzard for having me resort to this to get a beta key . Sarah , what have you done ? * * QUEEN MY DISHES PLEASE . Or the same sex Yeah I'd take Koscielny and Mertesacker over Vidic and Rio any day of the week That's ~ 314 damage each . Because pigs are beef .. Wow . Ok , so screw anyone else on this cruise if god forbid they have to port because of her . Really thoughtful . Green and gold frosting ? The LoL item is named after Ohmwrecker . > Me : And here I am on my meager 1024x768 system When did I say that You know exactly what you did .... That sucks ass . Thanks for ruining my night Why are there inches marked on this banana See so we are not so different , sooo I like your arbitrary cutoff year of 1985 . Wow ... that was so funny ... no really ... you stupid turd captain What the ... I never even knew you could get up there I just want to point out , that this was in no way a regular checkup . No you didn't , it's shopped ... Ass hat Dude , it's week 3 Oh are you shitting me . I get my Legend of Zelda edition Wii U on the 24th . AKA a day after this sale ends . Thanks , Gamestop . Found : Sniper CR ! AGAIN ? ! Gettin ' real tired of your shit , Apple . Wait , you are just figuring that out now ? ! ! ! ! ! ! Wasn't it obvious ? It's a joke retard . Who's the Ass hat now ? I know right . It's not like they have to pay for hosting , And make a profit while keeping it free for there fans . The assholes Just ...... Oh thank you for posting this ! I haven't seen this 17 times ! I just started nursing school . I can't wait to find out if I have some kind of serious illness We know , / u / I_am_perverted Who the hell comes to reddit to be reasonable ? Wow . I've always had fears that one day an AC will fall on me . Has that ever happened ? Sometimes I see apartments with tons of plants and they look ... dangly ... Not server-oriented so much as network-oriented . The local library is still pretty much exclusively Win 2k on their public machines . This is a bad joke fair . its not as hard when you've had 3 In other news , the UN task force is a military force for hire This is a repost , the r / funny mod took my post down . It was on the front page for 10 minutes , and then depression ensued .. Surely if he's playing so much LoL that's he's getting carpal tunnel he should stop playing so much LoL * * RUN * * at work day , not WALK at work day Screw you dad i do what i want Wow dude . Let me save you all some time and effort ( Senior year of high school , AP literature student teacher . I was 17 , he was 25 ... My biggest issue with the app is there is no app ... Sounds like he was using the deployment card for pity . Jesus Christ , this man has no shame A study of 38 people provides shallow statistical results at best . Why even publish the study ... unless there's an agenda behind it . " Già ieri ha fatto un bel miracolo che ha vinto il Napoli , e sono contento Even this is not the right thread to mention babies ... how long ago did you have the whitening done relative to these pictures Dangit , Bobby ! You're not Nikasaur Yes , the carbon tax was what Spain's main problem was . Why do you know this ? Global Post is a very credible news source . Are you saying they made the story up " BECAUSE EMOTION " ? My local Target received a demo 5s but no actual phones to sell Ha , I have a friend of a friend that owns a restaurant . He gave me the bottle as a gift . He knows I've never tried a sour . Right now I'm starting to get into IPA's so I'm learning all I can on that . I hated IPA for years , my taste buds are slowly changing . The Dr . Pepper is the wife's lol Hello . At first I was like I'm judging you " Thanks Mako , I'm glad you're so good at breaking girls hearts ! " Four white guys making sushi for the Asian . ... and sinks ... You realize that there is no monitor on the planet that can physically display 1800 fps , let alone 3000 .. and you're rendering a gigantic image at that speed .. and it's too slow for you Happened to me as well , $ 25 cable and an iTunes sync to solve it . Oh , I thought that you were saying that it was " no imgur links IN posts " . If that would have been the case , I would have had to talk sternly to timo and lemon about that ... Henderson's got the magic ! Oh what a fool I've been ! I could have been out getting drunk with friends and meeting all kinds of people ... I know what I meant At a music festival this summer it started to drizzle and it was a thing of beauty . I was rolling really hard , frankly I was fucked up and the cool rain felt like a warm rush of vigor pouring right into my skin . Go for it but don't wear heavy clothes , also be smart and leave warm clothes and a towel in your car ( or you know , the car of your sober friend who is driving When I was a kid I was the top . Now I'm the bottom Have some backbone you puss . I've gotten squeaky voiced teen ... Twice . My girlfriend ( Chinese ) taught me 趣 ( qu4 ) as " interesting " ... Otherwise that weird feeling of being able to read everything To be honest , it's not as special as you might think . I'd suggest you find yourself a nice woman on Google to look at , better for your eyes too . First language is Kannada ( the language of the Look of Disapproval Fun fact : the eyes of the look of disapproval face , They dug their own hole . This is also the same company who produced the clusterfuck called MDS Studio , then completely dropped support for JDE apps on BB10 / QNX ( so ..... blackberry 10 can run android apps , but not their own legacy JDE apps ? um yeah ... good call RIM One thing web developers should not do is link to JS libraries from non-CDN or local sources . Eg : He is linking directly to underscorejs.org . Well at least Bush and Obama have set the standard for drone assassinations so China will have some guidelines when they start using them on the world . I don't know . I honestly think anal is gross ... It's there poop hole . Someone delivered You've got me there . 15min worth of cleanup and we wouldn't be having this conversation ... but then reddit would have nothing to bitch about . Or would they ? He's all like " WHAT . Don't judge me ! " David , Handcock ? I read this thinking you were the guy Oh man you are so hard , I am so sorry I ever replied to you Perhaps I didn't make myself clear enough ... My favorite show as a kid , ruined . Thank's a lot OP . Doctors pictured are all men . Ya I think it's stupid . I came from a family that had it done . Mine was a little botched even , so when I was really little I remember having to go in and get cut on again .... DID NOT LIKE THAT . I didn't think it would actually take 7 business days to be delivered but on Monday it will be day 6 witha delivery date of sept 24 so it looks like it's really going to take that long Seek help . or alternatively , keep your unintelligible comments to yourself . So ... That is the face of megahacker ? ? ? Intresting to see others .. " This one guy named Lazlo " Expensive but with a budget of $ 75 ? Is ... Is that youtube link supposed to have that many O's and U's ? Why the hell would you be worried of a trip to niagra falls ? Unless it's the american side The tellers in banks actually say this ... If OP is referring to the bands listed in the last sentence this is my face : I don't remember her having that much .... watermelonus . Faker made everyone hard I definitely got hard ... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ GODSDAMMIT ! Now I want some fucking In-N-Out ... you * bastards * . But is the other one real ? ? ? Said a guy with a EG Flair The first night my boyfriend and I got together , he called me adorable whilst we were making out Test 2 Got into the shower with socks and my glasses still on Yeah there wasn't enough braid pulling or eye rolling for my liking . I knew this would be here . NICE GIF , BRO . You're so smart . It's like you have a 4.0 or something at a top business school . It's the hype machines that made the PS 2 a success . This is what's going on right now . This is why app numbers don't matter ! Wp8 evangelists always miss this point . My favorite argument they give is " you should be more open minded about using alternative apps " . Nope . I'm not going to use an alternative bank app , thanks ... Or some shitty Instagram clone . See ... Im in Med School - and i have heard this so many times - i have no idea whether its true ... Your wife having a death grip may not be the best thing Unsportsmanlike * Contact * ? I'm sorry - - - In all honesty , the part building up to the ending was I've used several dozen of the lower-end models , and I've never run into the problem you've described . I have seen some of the really old models die due to capacitor failure ( and one died because the office manager put a potted plant on top of it and water from the pot leaked into the unit Yeah , I see what you did there Kids , this is what the late 90s were like if you lived in a big city as a teenager . Tofurky would be better if it was made from turkey ( not that I like turkey , too dry ) , the next four would be better with some milk fat instead of their various substitutes , and nut cheese ... Women who are engineers . Nope doesn't work This is making me more angry than anxious I'm black and my lips are small as fuck Fresh install did nothing That funny considering who always ends up buying the drinks . I'm thinking PS2 vs Dreamcast . JOIN THE CLUB Excessive masturbation ... sterilized them , resulting in an " improved " condition .. I went to a stripclub a couple of years ago with a bunch of friends . We were pretty drunk , so we decided to get a lapdance for one of our friends , because it was his first time going to a stripclub . Anyways , I wasn't paying much attention until I heard everybody screaming , so I turned to look at my buddy and saw he had fucking breast milk on his cheek , which he proceeded to wipe it off with his hand and lick it I've been getting that message since the last version .. Was hoping it was going to go away in this newest release .. He just gave up a fumble . i copy it from the internet then add it as a shortcut . so now whenever i type LOD , Yes , because every single episode is written , filmed , edited , approved , and released separately every single week ... oh man , I went back after I read your comment . that's a terrible joke . That's not how social security numbers work I think this is true because my whole family is from the [ U . S . ] South ( Ohio and North Carolina area ) but our last name is Irish Going off a lot of these responses I'm beginning to think the cops around here just have nothing better to do . April 2012 - September 2013 is only about 1.25 years I thought " Creepypasta " isn't reality ? Nevertheless this is some fucked up shit The only thing I would have said he could have done better was be in Argentina or Iceland BEFORE he went ahead with his plan . The places he went were risky . They should make a youtube tutorial Not sure if getting called ' bud ' from Bashar-Assad is a good thing I read that and was like That is the opposite of a horror story . There's one leaving on Calgary Trail too , so I get to see it before and after work EVERYDAY . Just a training exercise . Nothing more . Well drawn , but , uh ... Yes , you're totally right ! She should * accept responsibility * for her coworker sexually assaulting her ! Which really , is the more important thing here . because every blitz player is imitating Madlife I told you to not tell anyone you motherfucker I heard that because the sky is dark at night , or that space is black or whatever , that's proof that the universe is infinite or forever expanding . Something like that . Maine had it coming . Maine knows why ... I agree . I was raised in a cops house . My stepdad . HE was a good cop . and fwiw , I was a bad kid . Even I thought so because no " normal " human being is shaped so awkwardly , right ? RIGHT ? ! ? " Oh god ... he just lifted his shirt and he is just awkwardly shaped ... okay then . Ok , so after making this face ಠ_ಠ for a good ten minutes , I realised you were saying the Dad's dick gets conditioned to thinking of BJs whenever the kid throws up . And he also forces the kid to throw up ( still very Bad boy , take those undies off . Please .... I really don't like tea . This wouldn't normally be a bad thing , but I'm British . Everyone I tell that too over here looks at me with complete horror , like I've just killed a swan Dude that's my favorite group of all time , watch what you say Nothing like government trying to make its people fear healthcare But not all players on the NA teams in Worlds were from USA Are you high ? girls butts * Father up * [ ] ( / scfear ) Is that poster ... What I think it is ? He has posted the exact comment about 8 times in this thread Who the hell takes a screen shot of a paint window These were sunglasses . Those specials though ... And that is how your story ended ... Not wtf I'm 12 and I'm worried this is going to happen to me Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Does this count : This is not / r / gaming , go post your stupid comments in there please That's all I needed to know , I really don't need the upgrade now . I'm satisfied with my 360 ! Maybe in a year or more when more games are available and they DO allow this . Then my heart will change . Until then What in the shit is going on in that sub ? I don't have any music on my phone ... I deleted it for cat pictures ................. Oh god , it's staring right at me . YOU , what have you done to me , But , I'd have to live in ' Murica then Nice try NSA . But I got in .... oh ლ ( Gross . ^ ^ / u / Reads_Small_Text_Bot ^ ^ : ^ ^ ruining ^ ^ my ^ ^ comment ^ ^ formatting ^ ^ since ^ ^ yesterday ^ ^ ... this happened back in 1991 . 22 years ago , OP . Your post title makes it sound like this happened yesterday these are enlightening words from / u / bitcoinisawesome Ummmm thanks ? All I'm going to say is Rothchilds Well , at least UCF beat Akron properly . Cloud lovers beware . If a multibillion dollar tech company could goof up this bad , are you really comfortable outsourcing critical infrastructure ? The hippies win in the end . That's an unhealthy lesson to teach young people . I'm not sure if I should applaud that response , or just This is great . " I don't condone violence , but beating up trans people is ok as long as they don't need to be hospitalized after . " What an awesome guy ! Literally fucking Mother Theresa over here . You've certainly got a number of things for people . what the hell I wish i could lick this butt . You deserve that ban . Please don't mind the nonsense this robot is posting and move on ... That kid with the saggy pants and red hat would get his ass kicked in a fight . Punching with his arms . Then that back foot come up all fabulously . You know we can tell if the original poster of the link is commenting on their own video right ? ... But another guy in this thread calls it anticlimatic dude , why . come on . Im at work and really dont need a No teasing I thought that , but then me and my girlfriend went to see then live a month or two ago as a joke because we thought this song was funny . People take that shit super seriously If only they had more funding You can't be clean if you never worry about dental hygiene . Thanks man . The fianc é and I are in dc , but mom is in MoCo . The cop car is a friend of the family , and used to live nearby . I contemplated running a strip of tape down the middle of the dirty cruiser and doing a whole car 50/50 , but he got back from fishing too soon Why ... ? Yeah ! Me too ! With some stuff I bought online I had " dirty dog ? Dog cleaners in your area " Lesbian android ! Hahahaha ! Is she hot ? That full tank Renekton " .. , in the meantime Gattuso and Palermo are partying ways ... " inb 4 " sure invisible * burrito * I got dog training ... Oh god I thought I would never have to think about it again . Mazel tov to your vindication . Must feel good after all that time . Are you my boyfriend A girl had to present in my class today ; after hearing 3 " like " s in the first sentence i thought i'd start counting ... 45 total in 5 minutes I was like ... " Wow , $ 11.34 ... That's like 8.5 € ! " Then followed the link and it's 11.34 € ... You're a massive loser . Your knee jerk accusation aside , that was my point . Same shit happened to me off-mission except it was a bigger heli and it exploded instantly and killed me when I was switching to Trevor . What I'm getting from this is that Fennekin's final evo is filled with purple goo . Personally , I love that we're heading towards 2014 and Civ still doesn't , by default , have an option menu to change the hotkeys to whatever you want . So you didn't give the actual artist credit , and you're just now mentioning it wasn't your OC ? At least your cat doesn't wake you up by doing so . I somehow managed to get myself ranked in the top 5 % worldwide for expert vocals in Rock Band . Some people find it hard to accept that they hold an unpopular opinion . She literally looks like she's 14 . The guy on the left looks like James Hetfield had sex with Axl Rose I don't exist . Neither do you . [ edit : I was so fucking confused as first . I'm breaking up the name ' Asia Grocery ' into different variations trying to find something witty with those letters . I am jaded The strawberry should have interrupted them right after the first usage of " strawbs " : what are you calling us ? I feel like they shouldn't make person mascots into pillow people . Whoever approved that So there's some scenario that can be summed up in a word as rape , but isn't that severe ? Too long . Didn't read . DAE look for a penis ? So , all I need to do , to own my own private island , is make a blood sacrifice ? I'm game . > if a wife is a puttana > who throws down in the bed ? Oh , well that's much better . Wait wait wait , straight faced praise for Blackberry ? Nice try , RIM , er , Blackberry , er , Fairfax . Why can ' tweet make money ? Because the entire system is really all bullshit , when you reach the core of it . This is not anime Either im subbed to you on YouTube , or you just copied that guys name Abortion clinic , or I would push her down the stairs . Random hentai . That dugtrio is too long ... It looks like dicks ... the fuck ? If only we knew where to find such an interview . > " It's just white male tears " And now , thanks to your generosity , I may also experience your night terrors Oh well then it must be true This story sounds totally believeable . Wut . It seems you think being tall is .... very important , but why ? Seems like a breeding ground for bacteria and kitchen germs You probably get sick of leftover turkey too don't you ... Yet they still ran on 3rd and 10 You're asking if a Miata is a downgrade from a Miata . In a Miata community . Ah , living in a wine country has its perks . Cheapest bottle here is 250 HUF , which is less than a euro . Course .... You never actually know how much of that is really wine . You need to put your vehicle back in the garage just like in real life garges don't save cars it's just a place they don't de spawn I don't have to pretend about the drinks but those pictures are still rough . Pretty sure my old Nokia flip takes better quality photos than this Wtf ? The promotion just started today , and they haven't even opened yet You don't want free health care ? I hope you get cancer . * This * Republican Congress you trust though ? If anyone asks , you can always say you're Dexter Morgan . Wait , people actually say " buh-sgetti " instead of spaghetti ? ! I didn't now that was a thing ! I missed the part where you called the police and had him arrested for assault ... ? " Back in the day " I used to play on Party Poker . Then the government made a bill that made online gambling illegal , and I didn't cash out quickly enough . . . I have $ 250 stuck in some account there that I've never been able to get out . I tried to cash out after the bill went into effect , and they sent me a check that I could only cash in the UK . Und sein User-Name ist Adolf .... i have a tendency to dream i give birth to strange things / animals .. but the worst most fucked up one was giving birth to a cheese wheel ! I have never heard of the event you speak of.if you read my post you would see that I understand you have your reasons for choosing the gear you do . Guess what , my opinion may differ from yours . Try not to be such a dick next time God damn you I get it . My ' on ' sign idea was perhaps not fully thought out . Don't be People do this at my work . DONT YOU GET IT ! ? the police ARE the penis guy my carrier's shotgun dmg is 1245 i was like You have all the bandwidth in the world and that's what you do with it You let your mom inside you ? You seem to know a lot about this .... a little too much about this Do I know it . I'm an * exotic dancer * and guys will pause me during my show to mansplain what I should be doing differently Side note . Get some damn gloves dude ! Think about what is the first reaction you will do when you crash ... put your hands out to cushion the fall . Implying your brain can explode twice ? Published April 1 , 2013 Oh poor you . He loads planes for FedEx you sick fuck Facebook car groups are the worst . Just the other day someone was having problems starting their car after maintenance . 70 + comments later , they said they had forgotten to put the battery back in ... ... His name is John Denver ... Forget about that thumb , whats up with the lotion next to his computer screen ! " We ran a checkdown short of the first down marker on third and long the last three times . There's no way they'd expect us to do something so stupid four times in a row " - Roman ... Um , I am * pretty * sure women don't go on psychotic rampages trying to kill their SO because of pregnancy hormones . I'm sorry , but when I read this title , I was horrified . I wasn't taking it literally . I thought it was an analogy for incestuous prostitution . When I first read your title I thought : " How dare you ruin the new season before I get around to watching it , YOU BASTARD ! Where are your spoiler tags and non-spoileriffic title ! ? Justin Masterson obviously . Didn't you watch last night ? Next a Jock one for men . I almost expected OP to be a guy The garena server has been around for around two years now and we still have no tribunal " I call it the hubba hubba " Plus it's right there by your computer What a dick head . Why would kill something that looks that awesome ? Because nobody has ever died during childbirth ... Finland : farting in the sauna . cred ca vrei sa zici ..... B1 TV Oh okay . I'll make sure to use a trusted PayPal / Moneybookers gold farming website next time then , thanks for the advice . Wow that game was really ... exciting .......... did you just watch me girl-fap ? omg what Wat ( Or leather jogging pants .. redditor for nine months with 60k link kharma . Are … you trying to suggest that * biomatter * is non-renewable ? You could always just set a hot key to go free roam Arbitrary : based on random choice or personal whim , rather than any reason or system . synonyms : capricious , whimsical , random , chance , unpredictable . Where you're born IS ABSOLUTELY arbitrary because you have no control over it . You're seriously underestimating younger generations . There are kids out there setting all time track and field records , getting perfect scores on their SATs etc . they should absolutely be more proud of their accomplishments than they should that they were born in any specific country . Enjoy coke DID YOU JUST SAY YOU FUCK YOUR CAT TO GET UP ? ! Oh don't worry the Donnelly's have the douche hair salon sector covered too , their " barber shop " is called " another fine cut " What excess savings ? my dad can beat up your dad ! ! And even lower if you call it obamacare Those backwards-looking arms are freaking me out Oh man , it was a couple months back when my internet would not connect for some reason . I'm trying everything , Windows gives me a final troubleshooting option ... which tries to take me to a webpage . All my I remember seeing a Claymore , they look exactly like in BF3 , and still detonate in front of you . Honestly , not sure . Doesn't matter to me I have adblock , I see no ads . He also clips the rope through the second biner , so the rope is running over the dogbone Carl Weathers voices him My mom has told me this Yes ! That man's name ? The guy with the " handicapped " one . " unknown hero " I've never seen this map before and when I saw this trailer I just went like Then don't . Your name + this gif exactly what ? My mom dropped Gronk on Monday ( free league .... she's learning ) . But I do play basketball IMO theres no shame in any music , just depends on what your looking to get out of the music . Background music for a party ? Pop music is perfectly listenable , but the second you listen to pop music to hear technicality or a work of art is when you should be quartered and drawn 3 grand ... For a Glock ? > Trees aren't hardwired to human calendars . sure mate , timber would be just fine with a buff like this Maybe , that isn't the best job ever . Breaking a social norm , probably was a project that he is paying big money to a college for . Who is trolling who . 3 of 56 people found this review helpful . Plus you say you don't have money for food but you are going out for milkshakes with some dude that's really not " your type " He really dressed up for the occasion . As a male : I know a person that does that in classes . Don't want to shake his hand anymore And how would you give your dad a boner ? Yeah you're right I have to wait until the year uranium . I was unaware that he doesn't drink . Not sure I trust him now . Just how much cp do you search for if you know this is a well known cp pic ? In my 15 + years on the Interweb , I can't say I've stumbled on much , if any , cp . Don't do that What's with blacks and money pictures ? Talk about keeping up the stereotype . At first I thought that said " pootnani " You can never get used to that . I think it was a grenade ... Que es lo WTF de esta foto ? That nose Awesome ! Thanks for sharing your inspirational story ! No offense to OP , but as I was reading his posting , lamenting about his perception that one is all washed up at 22 I was all : Where are the fucking robots ? I was so excited when my little guy gave me a 5 hour stretch ( he is 1 mo tomorrow ) . Unfortunately it only happened once That rocket launcher form looks terrifying attacking that fast Um ... Your balls are showing I didn't find it very appealing They don't even know Bloodwing's gender ... ? ? ? Pretty damn sure you can . Source ? ? ... im conflicted on whether i should give you an upvote right now ... Let's quote Jodi Picoult , because god knows THERE'S a great female author we can all point to and admire ... " It didn't scan , does that mean it's free ? " HA . HA . Speaks volumes ... I would love someone like that on my team It was definitely windows 96 Youtube is starting to lose its charm for me for exactly that reason . I wish someone would make a new video sharing website that's free from ads and annoying prompts . " Would you like to use your real name for your Youtube account ? " " No " " Okay , we'll ask again later " Takes a lot of nerve to defy my orders Part of me wants to respond to you with " This game is the Red Wedding of college football . Tentacruel , what the hell are you doing ? I thought this was just a placeholder and we were getting actual limited vehicle ammo at release You saw the kid ? This is the standard comment on this subreddit I agree this is shit , no humour at all in this sketch They duplicated stuck together for me . When I approached they broke apart and both had smoking stalling engines . Dude ... you should make this into a movie First gen .... Wow , what flavor Flavor Aid did they give you ? That sounds like politicians in my country No le veo gracia alguna a tu comentario If they are smart they will make it $ 10 which IMHO will make more people buy it . This IS MS we're talking about though , so it could be $ 15 - $ 35 range . Ryse ? More like Fyll . Am I rite ? Just something that has always bothered me when Bob and Groz use this movie line at the end of their show ... It is taken from Road Trip and is said after Stiffler ( don't know his real name ) gets his prostate milked for the first time . The more you know .... I just wanted to reply to this to thank you , this is the only comment reply I've ever read that actually explained something properly and wasn't an asshole . If I wasn't dirt poor , I'd throw you gold Mind . Blown . They're all the backups Steiermark das neue Kärnten ? Hey guys , I hate to break it to you , but it's just a glitch .. It's happening on orders that ere either pre-orders or back orders that need to be processed through " Iconic " . Once the order ships and your cards are charged , the default 2gb plan should kick in . People who are saying that they've had luck going into a store and grabbing a phone that was in stock , are you positive you kept unlimited ? Why the actual fuck is that purple Holy fuck ... You , I like you ... I like you more when you're wearing your gameday shirt though . It's always tough with these teams . I want Houston to lose but I don't want the hawks to win . We're fucked Double Brown Stout in a can is glorious , you shut your dirty whore mouth ! > But there's a distinct lack of good plunges after G cups . I don't understand why being a 30GG instead of a 30G suddenly makes it impossible to make plunges or low cut cups maybe it's also because i said " i am the mod " on facebook Then He would be called OJ . Look omg look at these comments . The blindness of you people astound me . It seems like unmanned aircraft aren't the only drones Obama has . I came back to stocks after 10 years that had an increase of 4000 % . Was super psyched until I saw that I only had 100 shares . I don't think you'll find a lot of these on reddit , they are too busy playing giant games of chess using living people dressed up as pieces . It's at least 2 months . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠwhat does that mean ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'll probably start gambling Balders don't have Heavy Soul Arrow , last time I checked . One time I spawned as him drunk in his underwear on the beach hovering over a couple and telling them that " it'll wash off in the ocean . " Yeah , they seem to be unceremoniously ridding themselves of a lot of last season's dangling plots . Not sure how I feel about it . Nolan literally delivers one line as he's walking out of jail to wrap up that cliffhanger . Why would he need to do an AMA , we already know he prefers tits over ass i was literally about to post this Are you in my house I see a face . Not cool . Downvote and look of disapproval for you And friends wondered why I choose to go to the Buckwheat Festival rather than leave my car on campus . as a woman : Uh . Ok . repost from imgur . I dunno , man . Free Roam seems dead enough these days The nazis car he took had a few million . Just enough for him to fund his new street racing career . Dude , Spoiler tag ! ! ! Just ruined the end for me . May you feel the wrath of a million dick herpes . I read that as her being three years older than you thought she was the one at home ? That's such a good burn , but ... I fucked up but decided to leave it . Don't ruin my fun Wow you are so brave New spin off ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Im more interested in the dish next to it . Was it served with a glazed bread / donut ? Am I really tho , That top of all time post ... 10th storie apartment in Footscray , we're getting the weirdest room pressure here . The door slams shut by itself and the room is basically swaying . Welp , good night I will never look at her the same way . You win You'd think they would have named him something involving " time " and " dragon " . Then you are the gun show loophole . Really ? Fun fact : there is a google group dedicated to discussing this book . It's called ' HoTT Amateurs ' Preordered X . Estimated delivery on standard shipping : 24th of October . Dat thought ... ‎ ┌ ( ಠ_ಠ ) ┘ SHE'S UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD DONG ┌ ( ┌ ( ಠ_ಠ ) ┘ WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET DONGY ┌ ( They're also serial rapists ... > Who the hell thinks that ? Lol when u saw it I narrated " fuck wic won't go out , shit , eh damn . There we go ... Here you go . unlisted video ugh . no . Joe vs . The Volcano . They could use one for Nyquist , too , but . . . OOC : I spelled suite wrong Dead sub Maybe you should talk to a professional . Hahaha I know right ? That pic should be used as s reaction pic haha . Its the IRL version of I blinked . No zombies , no giant martini glasses , no fake mustaches , no paint runs in white clothing , no selfies in the car , no rock climbing ... if you do , you're not unique and ' unlike other women ' Better than mine ... basically an angry drunk . Runs into goddamn everything , misses entire portions of the floor , gets itself stuck under shit , gets tangled in cords and hits on my wife . She's got the WHAT ! ? I thought it was part of the story . Rest in peace in peace ... Are you male or female ? So if men see women as objects and vice versa ... than we'll all get together and have happen object sex with each other , right ? Yay ! And who else ... What the ever living fuck did I just read ? ? ┌ ( ಠ_ಠ ) ┘ dance with your dongers ┌ ( I don't see this as the case . Though , I would admit , it's seem a lot of small town elected sharifs are a little tubby and out of touch with reality . Saw it , wife laughed at my vaping . Are you fucking kidding me . > hile there are cheaper vapes that do a LOT less than the EQ , I don't care for simple heater + knob setups myself so I wouldn't downvote farm by stating something aggressively stupid with no other advice to back it up . Thankfully ? What kind of lesbian are you I miss my one chance to make my username relevant .... Servers were under stress - I used it too . * why were we all using it Nope .. It's only 9:36 . I still have a little less than 2 1/2 hrs of government left . People who physically fight about sports that don't involve them are mentally deficient . That's all I got . I'm so confused when it comes to this whole sasaeng incident with so many people claiming the whole thing was made up ( messages from the members being fake , there weren't even any sasaengs at the wedding etc . ) . Still love the band , but the fandom can be such a mess at times Was your neighbor in awe or was his face as a " I think men can be gold diggers , too . What the fuck did I just read I read the first few words and thought a student hung themself ... I'll just keep pretending I don't love it I can't even get on my own dedicated server using localhost . Everyone with a realistic chance of winning gets some Wall Street cash as the elections loom . I have yet to figure out why BaconReader posts my images sideways , but only sometimes , and it's not consistent with the image preview Love all the pop ups . So hilarious . So .. They are holding the country hostage and getting paid ? This is reasonable I guess as long as it doesn't interfere with American Idol airing . Well , TIL ... but I can't say I'm surprised . I'm 27 and my Sti costs me 2500 a year What a surprise ! * Another * country with laws that make sense ... I tried to look something up on the Library of Congress website , but I guess shutting down the government means making that unavailable , too Yep . All the time . This is the face I made while reading your post ... And that was MY face when I had to clean up the mess they left in my bathroom ! I'm sorry to hear that , I'm having the same problem and that's why I wrote that article about it , but twitter Right . Obviously they aren't worth their own shit , because they aren't spamming their shitty blog everywhere , and self-promoting their hipstergram , youtoob channel , etc ... I get it , because they're all black , right ? \ m / Nice try NSA You thought the sub would be supportive of that hateful , awful vitriol you were spouting ? Now I'm hungry you're not even a real lobster . Your edit sounds awfully non partisan . What if Patrick Stewart , using an army of robotic teddy bears , takes over North America , and forces everybody to wear silly hats ? I find this question equally relevant . Everybody sing ! " The finger bone's connected to the .. Kuncklebone .. " I would recommend you finish building my website . That worked so well for Iran . I hurt a persons feeling once . Jesus . He sounds like he's 12 . Oh , they hadn't already basically shut down NASA ? Why are you getting so many downvotes Calling DRAAAAAAAAAAVEN ugly ? You must burn Better than Steely McBeam I'm missing something here , it just isn't coalescing for me I never saw her mean to her parents once in * both * documentaries I watched , specifically due to your comments . She actually had a really funny sarcastic and adult personality which I think you may have mistaken as " mean " . She wasn't mean at all . Not even once . I'm confused Give in to temptation i smell a post thats been posted like 10 times on here . front page material I sincerely hope this isn't a serious answer . Play with yourself , a lot . ... Why does nobody else think like this ? ( Money is money . I doubt your customer is the one who wrote it . More specifically the democrats Dem GET requests ... When I was a little tike , my dad said he had to change the car battery . So I went outside and went underneath his car and was expecting to find the worlds biggest double A battery I have ever seen . I was disappointed He means the driver should have sat there and took his beating instead of running over people , because that would be the right thing to do Hydrocephalus porn Looks like something straight out of Saints row Sometimes I really really hate the reddit mobile version ... That sounds amazing , and I don't even smoke Or killing babies to summon demons . Stupid government oppression . If I give him a bath , can I keep him . I promise to feed and walk him twice a day . Local : yes , but they can be iffy sometimes . Just last week all three gms up and canceled . At the same time . And I'm stuck here going into nuyen withdraw . They're tasty ! It looks ... cool I have the weirdest boner . I mean the bruises not the character B - but it will take much longer if u lose . I'm through the First race . Collected all the 50 letter scraps while waiting This comment is 54 days old . You're goddamn right it does . Awesome name ... thought apparently it means something like " the new house . " What are they ? That should be kinda obvious though . I highly doubt they have data for or would plot unknown & secret meth labs on the map ...... probably because they're secret & unknown . OP .... ... I hate that you peed in the house . So I'm going to give you no option but to do it again . that's totally worth the $ 60 ... ‎ I think the giggling says as much about SA as the video does Thats quite a bit of fuel coming from a piece of paper I was passed out , so I didn't see any unicorns operating on me , although I didn't see any unicorns not operating on me , therefore maybe . That's oddly specific Bouncing on each other ... I must look into this ... I don't know what you're talking about ... I'm glad I didn't get the reference . I'm somewhat disturbed that you did . I'll let you know . Shooting this the 2nd half of October . I'm an extra . get those out of the pot to and into single pots asap Before reading this comment , that statement was oddly in mayor wears voice . ಠ_ಠ I hope your future ( or present ) employer stumbles on this image as they glance over your newsfeed . Are you my boyfriend ? You need to make this clear before you get hitched . You say " honey , I love you , but if anybody touches the food on my plate , I will stab them in the hand with my fork and destroy everything they hold dear . " That's not nice , Sanderson . You need to dress like an 17th century dandy when you say it . Now if they can stop paying them shit wages , and lobbying Florida to keep the standards low , they might actually have something . Of coarse , then they will need a new way to generate power for the parks , as that Walt might stop spinning in his grave . I think most people prefer the hood scoop look . It is more of a choice of a car that looks like Your legs grew but your ass stayed the same ...... I once got to class and they didn't bother with a text / email - there was just a notice on the door Damn , this was going to be my Advice Mallard . Yes , I stated that fact . At least you didn't get forgotten about all together Who . The . Fuck . Lights . Puppies . On . Fire . For . Fun . I ... I can't tell if you're being sarcastic .. ehehheheh lol south park * " Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients " * Tagged him just in case I forget ! I'm watching you ... I am glad you guys found a silver lining to the clusterfuck here in DC ? * A number of other ingredients * My cousin is a very bright medical doctor . We played trivial pursuit once with a few other friends . I don't recall the question but at some point we learned that she believed icebergs or frozen lakes begin forming from the bottom up . In other words , she thought the ice started at the bottom of the lake or ocean and just floated to the top . Maybe . Feels like including a race filter normalizes it . It should at least be accompanied by \ m / ( Why are you so adamant on trying to convince me to be attracted to trans guys ? lol @ us getting downvoted ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Little ? I hope Philly smears Jersey this year . There's no reason they trampled Philly last season ..... 4 fucking times That's so hot ... so it can be flipped over and used again ! It makes our dicks look smaller is what I'm upset about . That , and the fact that hair can grow * there * ... but has apparently forgotten how to remain attached to the top of my head That's called perfect design . She's dressed for her roll as a smuggler . Her gender / orientation is secondary . Even the way she interacts with other characters is very " I work a hard , honest , dishonest job . " Also she's an otter or something ... Unless you're looking under the hood .... If I saw a pair of breasts , and a tight butt on Moya ... Going once , going twice , closed . I hear there's a few in Washington It's scary how much he looks like my brother Look at the middle , you can tell that it is not real . At the end . When you see how many of these he's made ... You mean your first Blu Ray Good point ! I mean , " That's right You just * had * to go there . A baby Are you Kanye West ? That's why I asserted my doubt , yo . Also , the fact that half the record executives you know are women means nothing when compared to all record executives . Half of my siblings are male , but that doesn't mean the majority of people have brothers The uncle would be called Oswald STOP THESE How the fuck did the bible know all this shit would be invented . Jeezus , why the fuck does that cost so much ? Wait what . Who is a SysAdmin telling to reboot ? Are you dealing with helpdesk tasks ? i think i should actually start taking heed of these warnings .... I think you need to chill out lemonzestpie Really ? That's it - quitting ! What's sad is that when it's dubbed they are gonna take out words like hell and damn . It makes you feel like you aren't watching a kids show anymore I got New Leaf digital from EB Games . Didn't have enough space so had to swap to my DSi's four GB cartridge . Now everytime I play a cartridge game I have to make new street pass data . I don't like how 3DS games save things on SD cards White and red only in the UK Im not earl Hey at least he asked .... a lot more then some people would ... Worked at a certain game store ( I agree ! I enjoy that show tremendously , and I'm nearly afraid to invest too much emotion in it because they're all great until around season four or five ... Then ... I've been given free rares ? Better complain that I cant sell em ! Canon 1Ds battery grip ? And iTunes did the same right ? Right ? They did , right ? Oh .... um .... Fuckers . I thought the Smithsonian was closed due to the government shut down , unless you're there to steal it And if the congressperson just voted to shut down the NIH . Greg Rucka , we're looking at you . Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number I hear the NSA is hiring All earrings are only for fashion . There is no legal difference based on gender . You .. you werre all 37 ? I never said such thing . Dis guy Oh my god , this is totally going to be a thing next election cycle . You can't , because it's not real . I once hurt some bodies feeling ... and I'm single ladies . I still don't see your evidence . You're still distracting from your pathetic belief in magic . Reason number #435 why the rest of the civilized world is kicking the ass of the American education system . That never gets old . Cow milk maybe , but I visited Tibet once , they were chugging this concentrated cream from these smelly hairy animals that scared me . I don't know they how they were alive . So in other words , it will remain a shit hole of oppression . What a surprise . Thats crazy . If you think about it though , its true . Even if you were to escape earths motion , such as being in outer space , you are still moving , just like everything else is . Technically , theres nothing that has been completely still , ever . If you're going to use that reddit cliche in place of saying something relevant , at least use it in its proper context . FINALLY ! I have been dealing with gMusic's bullshit since a few months after I purchased it , then with the iOS 7 update it no longer works . In order for it to work you have to purchase gMusic 2 Don't do that . What a load of bull . My dad makes a little less that half of that and my parents see themselves as upper middle class . I'd rather be fat what the fuck did I just watch . F ? It would be more yes but it's still hard to justify everything being ' cheap ' when it clearly isn't Even some Catholics ( notably Seth MacFarlane ) are sprinkling anti-Semitic humor just to assert religious supremacy . Shameful ... Possibly not . We may extend the deadline a day or two . Just for the fact that someone by the name of ' SA-MOD-Monsoe ' had an ' accident ' with world edit that corrupted the world Early fall , just enough for the testies to perk up when you sit on it . En el ascensor I was in high school and a parent brought in their daughter's laptop . SSSSOOOOO many pics of her with gigabytes of porn that would have probably given her parents a stroke . Neither my IT Teacher or I had the intestinal fortitude to tell the parent . It was a HOAX ? Wow , i always had the " more , image , Well .. thanks So that's why it points that way . I'm just working my way through the series once more . Netflix ain't got dubbed nor do they have the last six episodes , Like CLG fans haven't been giving out plenty of those lately The one at the end of the post ... I need to check lots of things before I click links now . And it is :D im not selfish Im gonna up vote this , because it mentions wedding dresses in plural , and reddit will up vote anything that is related to homosexual marriage . Half of my * uneaten * meal Don't come crying to reddit when that thing hatches and you end up with face full of alien wang . I don't get it . Do people actually think that MS wants to watch you masturbate while you look at your gamer score ? It hit about as hard as one . tacos have faces ? Oh ! and I've been soloing coop to up my drop chance since they reduced the rates after 61 Why does it have to be ghetto ? I have not played any of the GTA series , and I thought the " 5 stars " in the thread title was referring to an actual game achievement , which made me go You give a 4 to Arianna Sinn ? ? ? arachne got votes but not chang'e ‎ Hers not yours . ಠ_ಠ NO And that was on AFV ? Hahahahaha so funny ! ... That video title Yes .... yes it was This is why the design for the Peace Bridge was required to be low profile . Couldn't have suspension towers because of the helipad . Couldn't have pickings in the river because of environmental impact . Pretty much the only design that fit those requirements was the Peace Bridge . But people complain that it was silly and expensive . W . T . F ? ! ! ! This comment is a fucking repost You could say that about a cardboard box though . Keeping old ATX cases is bordering on hoarding . It's nice that they put in a provision in the Indiana law where they can give you a citation for gong the speed limit . Gotcha . You can't make your own darklight armor * They know * The kids are fucked up and the parents need to blame something , instead of facing the truth that their kids are fucked up little fuckers Dude , don't ever shop at H & M then . Non-pregnant I'm 115-120 and 5 ' 5 " and I fit into their size 10-12 dresses and bathing suits and size 6-8 tops So because of low traffic you have it as premium ? How does that make sense ? So you are telling me that this isnt Emilia Clarke ? Yeah ! Get downvoted for asking questions ! Stay classy , reddit Seems fair , seeing as how they made them . How do you get in the airport , when i tried last night each gates were closed and indestructible Yeah , but We were just wondering if we should dress up after so it looks like we went .. " 1day dead dog " Literally this . As a clueless high school student ( when I graduated 12 years ago ) I found my senior year book when I was cleaning my attic . Fuck me I could've been bagging chicks left and right with the shit they wrote in there . So ...... many ....... phone ...... numbers ........ Reminds me of the mother's eyes in Sleepy Hollow . Come again ? Verbal and emotional terrorism . This means you have no future . Run , before death finds you . Trying to decide if I should watch the second half of this match , or just hit myself in the head with a hammer a few times ? Why the fuck is there a site called bestgore.com ? " Why can I not get in ? ! " Is it just me or there are three Eagles ? You actually think he muscled that thing into the air ... ? Call of Duty This is about going down on somebody I think Volvo is fromSweden I think that this person is of German descent and felt that it is safe to hang this flag considering the fact that flags are not frowned upon here and the fact that most Maltese only know about flags from European countries , the American one and the Japanese one ( although sometimes you might find those who say that it is the Chinese flag Who uses torrents ... I say this all the time . Sad part is , the idiots that interrupt me are too stupid to get it .. They'll say something like " I wasn't stating a sentence , I was just saying " . It fucking happens " ... Imported Italian flour ... " You can still do that with normal door but it's frowned upon Because it's blue , and here at reddit , we're like crackheads when it comes to blue links . Commando so fat I managed to get into a jet one time out of the 5 or so times I tried , they shot me down with the AA before I cleared the base that kha'zix though Seriously CBS , quit fucking with the onscreen notification coloring . Pink is not a good color for flags , it doesn't contrast well like yellow does ! Cool - hard to tell sometimes if it's a joke or someone needs some clarification . Your ' So THAT'S what southpaw means . Yeah , how ' bout you just go fuck off somewhere else if emoticons are seriously that disturbing to you . Why is there always an old bag like you butting in to every DIY thread ? Beat it . I smell strange things going on . We do ? It automatically stops . Are dryers not the norm in your country ? Except this is really different than the description in the book . As someone who's first main was a monk , I totally understand your confusion . " So your job is going to be a tank , taking hits for the team , keeping everyone alive , etc . " " Ok , what's our special ability . " " Feign Death . " " I would like to press charges on .... myself . I think you're wasting 10 dura Once again , I have a clean record now . :) and as far as a loving partner , I found that too ! And he's not going to pass on a life long virus to me either ! Wow I guess having a felony has nothing to do with what you said about having a loving partner ..... In deep breeding But he separately specified " kissing and eating out " . Perhaps he confused himself . Mobile ? It's taking five minutes to load on my laptop . L ( Yeah . Anybody who believes in a political party is a naïve child Only if I can take the picture . Just fix all the damn bugs . So you " left " JoS Satanism for an enemy religion ? That's kind of weird . 12 or less from janikowski ... * Somehow * those eyebrows ... I must be blind . I don't see where it says we will have unlimited cloud space for videos . Everything is so small wait what really ? 38 " fetus feast " So rise of the planet of the apes then that nice Hey , at least they fix the roads there . I've run across potholes so ginormous that both my front wheels fell in and left my car sitting on the frame . Haha yeah . This was online , and all my money was in my bank ( I never carry cash ) and I forgot about that when I got in the cab , so of course when I arrived at my destination I had no cash , and before I could withdraw any I was already getting shot at by the cops Hold control + alt and press the Seriously ? I've honestly never met another person who did that in my life I'm not talking about going to the public restroom together and talking while in separate stalls . This was full on eye contact and casual conversation while taking a dump That trip at the end on the shitty sod field which became a Hayden INT sucked ... That would have been an easy TD for Keenan if not for that ghetto ass stadium No , no shut up . This is clearly the best revenge . From what I could gather , while it wasn't flaunted , it's not exactly gaybashing galore either . I guess more like , I going to reply with something that is more technological than something that has been invented many years ago , and does not qualify : Looking at you sliced bread and toilet I don't like wearing them to school though because the dirt and scuff marks are just * so * irritating Yeah , xylitol is bad when you eat too much of it . Stupid protein bars ( Says the condom ? Nothings scarier than the reddit army ! Am I the only one that noticed the onions are the balls to the wiener ? I guess that makes the ketchup blood In X and Y I'm choosing Charmander , then in Heart Gold I'll get a Bulbasaur , then my friend is getting Squirtle and breeding me one in exchange for me breeding him a Charmander . But I don't know how I'll get mega stones for the other two . Did you not see that this gif is already posted and at the top of the subreddit right now ? Oh , the suicide geckos ... They do that shit on purpose . I had a sacred dance , lots of hand-shooing , banging on the door , and stern talking ; yet some cute little bastard insists on hauling ass into the death-crevice right when I think I've gotten them all away ! You serious ? Oh my god this is going to bother me until they update this I've never had that problem . ノ ( I like you fallacy bot , but you were a little late to the party The thumbnail for this article is miley and robin thicke at the vma's . Offensive ? Male puppies will purposely let the females win whenever they * * play with one another * * . So the government is going to give everyone basic income AND subsidize everything to be reasonable prices ? For me it was when my mom made cupcakes which were actually made out of colored mashed potatoes . I feel strangely uncomfortable watching this My older sister and I shared a room when I was little and she told me years later that she let me have the bed by the window just in case someone broke in to stab us - because they would get me first . little ? ! I googled " umlauts u " and copy and pasted the character from wikipedia . It is the same way I make this face . I wish the guys who browse gonewildcurvy would realize that this is not an acceptable way to get a girl's attention . Ultra-relevant username ... I'm going to save this post , and when , WHEN you are wrong I will rub it in your face so vindictively and with such sick pleasure . your a pathetic person , leave the guy alone I was at a house party this weekend with my boyfriend . Some dudes didn't believe me when I said I had voted in the ' 08 election and that I looked 14 . I'm 23 and 5 ' 1 " You're * * literally * * crapping on charity drives ? That's gruesome man . It's like feeding humans mashed up hard boiled dead babies . What's the game shown on the right side . " True stories " ? That comment wasn't very christian of you .... " for a friend " ' That's all we get ! He's omnihorney or something . He's always horney , always That was a black joke . How about " marketer " ? When I was about 10 I decided to sit down on an escalator . My ass cheek ended up being ripped by the part where the escalator ends because I didn't get up . It ended up healing fine , but escalators are definitely evil . Yeah if I had cash and wanted to make my truck all weird I might do that .... And yeah .... she is not blinking If everyone just ignores it , maybe it'll go away ... that resolution ... It may or may not be mine depending on the amount of cash in it . What the shit . The thumbnail lies Open your eyes Because quadrupeds cost more to make ? That's no way to treat an anchor hocking THATS IT ? What are these businesses bitching about for TEN YEARS ? My daughter loves these things , and so did I , until I read this . We usually try to eat healthy but this is the every three month treat . No more ! Back to home cooking . So I am a fool because I don't live off chickpea pur ée . Yea go fuck yourself You mean liiiike .... Run-on sentence , dangling participle , passive tense . What does an extra genocide have to do with the important things ? Za srce me ujela ノ ( Basically they just ask us to spend more money with them . You bathed with your moms friends ? Hey hey hey don't go judging all us regular cunts that way Google ' redsn 0w ssh bundle ' I agree . Never get all hyped over the names of bud people tell you . My boy texted me yesterday saying he had " medical blue dream afghan kush " I was like ... No judging ! I don't get how this is unexpected . Don't all bookings come with a seat number and clearly says standby when there is no seat ? The only time I ever got bumped was when I got to the gate late ( thanks , DHS > Burrito = baby . Hahaha ya having to read about the bug I just caught every time I boot up the game was a little ridiculous . And the skyward strikes we're annoying when , say , they're required to beat a certain enemy > Unskilled jobs are not difficult to find Fuck you Red Robin . FOUR INCH GAP . Thanks for cheering me up . I try to be as positive as I can , but sometimes it gets to me " You try to insist that your cake would be much better with chocolate icing , but they tell you to commit suicide . " This is why you should pay teachers more One . For my wife's ( and father-inlaw's ) business that she let expire after I warned her numerous times it was going to lapse ... As do most Americans I ... Wha ... What the fuck Characters , and I would give it a vintage cartoon theme . I'm going to let it slide that one time " Jack often raped young boys that would wade in calm waters . dat capital k Do turtles have nipples ... ? There is chest hair too . Thanks for jinxing my team commish What a cunt ! Im sorry , i dont know what the word shag means . But im assuming is bad soo . Or by ESC in a primarily VIM shop . The question asks for an * object * > Sure , that's why she does dat uneven boobage . That makes sense ....... dungeon or fancy basement ... mind blown I can do this : :-) and this : Sorry my people offend you for being offended , our bad . Children . That's what I get for posting from a phone Or I love the question people ask " oh you're in the Air Force ? So that means you're a pilot ? " Holy shit a sox fan and a TSUN fan ? I literally cannot handle the hate flowing through me ... #hailstate #hashtag The resemblance is inexplicable ... but it's definitely there . Somehow . How cruel ! Making them exchange their local currency for US dollars to pay for internet . I've been to Montevideo . Didn't know about this Go to your room . Don't tell me what to do in my own internet . Well ... I know . Please respect tables . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( God I have a friend like this . I want to get him blackout-roofies drunk and tattoo a big , badly-drawn , bulging COCK right over his favorite New York Giants tattoo that he shows EVERYBODY who doesn't care about tattoos or the Giants . Fuck you , John Was she impressed ? User has two posts , both about this website . " and * * in * * those tits " riot pls , not EVERY champion needs to fit into your beloved meta When raiden turns into Harry from dexter ... I had a nightmare about my phone breaking . That's like worst-case scenario for me . I feel sad for saying that since ... it's just a phone but I'm kinda attached to it Problem ? ? My boyfriend's asus has the fan intake on the bottom I'm worried about my health , lets ask Reddit Talking to girls would be a hell of a lot easier . No point in not applying yourself in school if you've got a second chance . I slacked pretty hard in middle / high school and would probably work harder . College was different though ; I wouldn't change a thing there few weeks Wow . And he's such a great actor too . Of course , I'll just pick someone out of the mile long line that is begging to have sex with me . I probably would have liked the last ten minutes of the movie I saw if I hadn't read the book prior . I was like like NOOOOO looks like I quit a week too early Where is the seam ? 5:47 Dat orb-walking NSFW ? ? ! ! Que te den ! I really hope that was a translation error Well I would hope so * He sees Levanin come to the door and stares at him like this Who ? ! ! ? Yes , knives don't cut unless you put all your power in to the force . I'm stalking USPS today . They usually are here by 1:30- 2pm . But of course the day my Hammer is out for delivery , they just take their damn time . Does not supported ... Le Gem Yup . " Better bring a kid into the picture A . S . A . P . " The maps aren't supposed to end No prob . Sorry about the downvotes , once it starts like this they just pile on . I'm quite familiar with them , but thank you . Campaigning through fear of a ticket or arrest ? His wife's pretty swell too if she's okay with that . I'm sorry , is this the part where we feel sorry for the rich drama queen who needs even more attention because driving a bright yellow lambo didn't give him enough already ? If he was not a NSA tool , I could almost like him . I threw a notebook at the spider in my car . The spider disappeared , but it wasn't on the notebook Even though there are rats on her , I can't help but stare at her scalp . Fat jokes on Matt Adams ? There's also a mysterious man by the name of Brad Fitzgerald , who must be some kind of cross between Brad Fitzpatrick and Ella Fitzgerald ; also , seriously - no mention of Russ Cox or Ian Thompson or Dmitry Vyukov or Andrew Gerrand as members of the core Go team ? Just when I thought I forgot about the Jolly Rancher post , the word " chlamydia " reminds me aaaaaall over again ... 2x 7850 ' s . IF MY DAMN MOTHERBOARD WOULD GET HERE . Back in 2006 my friends laughed at me for skipping Mek and getting BF on Antimage . The game has changed Jesus Christ . Dear Computer Gods , I pray to you in the hope that ypu will grant me this wish : Please don't let XCOM tie in to the Beurau in any way , except possibly an easter egg or two . Seriously , that would be so horrible .. Along with the lead sinder of Nickelback . Yeah that makes sense . I'm pretty sure it's a clamp of some sort , but you're right , it does look weird there . Dat pullback at 0:31 Go home uncle , you're a drunk pedophile . Are you a troll or are you stupid ? It's completely inappropriate . The the biggest issue with religion today is that people don't keep in to themselves . So how would that help anything ? I see these on reddit all the time and I cannot fathom why people think that asking people out like this is acceptable behavior so many vowels Just streaking ? Yeah , like how " piñata " is pronounced " pi-en-yay-a-ta " . I wouldn't care so much about being killed by other players if it weren't for the fucking hospital fees that eat up so much of my bank account . Perhaps this is a sign that they are actually feeling some pressure , which means the media needs to ramp it up . And as we all know , letting things be never ends with wealth and power congregating in one place " Second highest honor " . I just ... I mean ... I don't even ... how ... why .... I might just name it / r / jinxlove or something .. although it hasn't got the same ring to it So the healing is gonna be painful , but ... When he has to pee ? Lord almighty Penguins arn't real Looks cool . I just hope you're not digging in the Petrified Forest National Park you would think if the gate is opening , she'd know a car is coming out . NOPE ! she even slammed her fists on my hood . that only made me want to hit her again . ( The 3.8 s are junk Officer claimed she didn't look at the camera while she was being processed ... " Yeah , guys , well she didn't look at the camera so I smashed her fucking face in the concrete . " How did you know it was Zumba day Well , this will save me from having to go through the rigamarole of pushing the pause button . Dallas ... SALLAD . I never use this Pants ? Yeah sure you're right . Mark mentioned on his twitter that they won't even consider a server browser option until after launch ... Which means , no server browser . But hey ! New matchmaking tech ! I always ask for extra well done . No one wants to eat floppy shit . what's so important about teaching him how to draw a rocket shi ... Two days and no solvers ? I didn't make it * that * hard , did I ? This sandwich is not amused When I love her , and me wanting to marry / spend the rest of my life with her is NOT a requirement Too bad the video cut out when they were finally about to rescue him . Yeah , I've had trouble selling stuff because of shipping rates " I'll buy your copy of Arkham Horror for $ 30 shipped " We need to tackle this second half & get pressure on Eli . Offense needs to keep moving as is & wtf hurry up ! It's sounds like all those people are idiots who deserve what's coming to them . I was accidentally stabbed by a pirate in the Caribbean while dancing in a dog suit to lady gaga . I'd like to know too For a second I thought you were going to talk about masturbating to Sally Jesse Raphael . Lip reading ಠ_ಠ Yeah , because nobody was aware of breast cancer before this campaign Woah , didn't even notice that Your derogatory impersonation of my fuzzy toy like people offends me . I'm pretty this is why you should start by ordering a strong drink . Two short paragraphs are ... * too long to read ? * You aren't supposed to charge the doors . No ... And I was brushing my teeth with the blue version of that toothbrush ... I'm a cultural Jew , and I still wouldn't cut off my own limbs . That's not how you spell lifestyle you dolt English course level is based on grade , instead of ability ? Yeah , that really * does * suck . i've seen it few weeks ago somewhere ( here ? I read " is your mom playing with herself " I could care less how much imaginary money I'm offered . I sign for next to nothing so the team can put better players around me . Well , is it OP ? Also what's your last name OP . ( Edit : ... because the motivation he states MUST be the truth . At first , I was like There is now a lot less Wings / Hawks . Wtf are u talking about ? i'm a foreigner and i think US is the greatest country in the world ! " Ended up " having sex with the other dude ? Ecoterrorist ? Seriously ? ! When he had finished partying in NY he headed back Kanye West ! .... The splinters ... Chemical drugs ? You mean HE ! Did you find the spray-paint can with the eyes of disapproval ( Why the fuck is the dog's face held on with clothespins ? ? When you do it , make sure you make this face . Nice try City of Houston employee You forgot Husky Stadium > usual You're from Hong Kong and you're on reddit , how did you not figure ? ... you're not sorry ! So what i know from now on . I have to use my ult when I think it's possible and have to hit my q otherwise I will lose the trade . Seems legit Doesn't it kind of feel like the whole movie was built around that one scene ? Also , Burt Reynolds . these jokes getting really boring now ... Well I am a girl but .. You know what ... I just meant ... I googled nullo porn . wait , what ? They have them in the netherlands since a few weeks . When I saw it on the menu wall I thought " holy shit this is what reddit is always talking about ! ! " . I was extremely disapointed . Tasted like shit Polar Bear Butthole > confirmed It just felt so right ... The fuck ? You are being downvoted for this ? The girl was raped . She needs to see one . Seriously , what did all that gold go towards It was actually my power supply as it just died I speak for nerds everywhere , put a ring on it Even with context . Dick . Gonna go to bunn jail for eating carrots before paying for them How did I not notice that .. Wow no one else has said this . I want a mother fucking grizzly bear . Put a saddle on the mother fucker ride it through town . Any one gives me any shit all I have to say is , " Bosco , fuck this guy up ! " And Bosco will be all like " rawr ! Mother fucker I am a bear ! " Except he would say it in bear language . And the guy who made angry would gurgle his own blood . Yep ... Having a bear would be dope . I used this on our intranet to select individuals when I would flip a flag in the database .... Hash tag ? Yeah no shit they are not Anarchists Washington Post , because you know , all anarchists ( aside from Vermin Supreme ) run for political office . I know right ? Me and anyone else who had the gall to suggest talking to a therapist about it got downvoted . What the fuck ? I hope it's fake Which one of you assholes made the CJK 5H sign ? FUCK THAT ! Seriously ? Aka , the MFA Uniform v2 Still waiting on a BECU app , too . It was more than enough up until a decade and a half ago . Then the Americans let the terrorists win by turning them into a paranoid police state . " By week six " * * Lynching Tiggers ? Upvoted for the picture , but Dont give your number to a random internet person . Is this serious ? The last lonely thing makes me You eat us ? I think Scooby was photoshopped in there Good job on that edit . Can we go to a different dog pound , these ones look like they might bite . No it's called puberty ... They don't sound like a 6 year old screaming at me Because if it's not a kid it's NOT a sign of sociopathic behaviour to shoot a cat with a crossbow ? Am i the only one that honestly doesnt give a shit about names ? One way is the Alienblue app for reading redditors on your iPhone . It has a button you can click : ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I was about 16 when it came out . I saw it in theatres and was absolutely terrified as I watched from between my fingers . I did think it was progressing slowly and I kept waiting for the 2nd Act to start . All of a sudden , the house appeared and I thought , " Here we go ! " Roll credits . Yes , her whimper gets me every time . I actually got to meet the actress and do her makeup ! I told her I loved her in death in final Destination and she was like " really ? I hate when cats are prettier than I am . I set my alarm for 7pm instead of 7am . 4 % other Like this . So little faith .... Plot twist : OP met someone from the future and is asking for our advice on what to ask Yes , it wasn't even suitable for background noise when browsing reddit OH no we're three levels deep . * spin top * UFO parts Of all the cool combinations of food item and superhero names you pick chalupa batman Top 0 % with Kills per Minute . I'm rank 467 . Not sure if this is something to be proud of wow i can't belieb you Why didn't you use the spoiler tag ? Is it me , or does it look like an unfinished Death Star ? Definitely emphasis on the clean eating . Long-time vegan here , been neglecting my diet lately and started eating more shitty food , hugely noticeable change in fatigue levels GOD YES . The rollerskates are nice , but they're really annoying in small towns . I think they could've made everyone happy by having an on / off option Judy Dench . I don't You don't need love , that's what food , cigarettes and alcohols are for . Exactly . Who sneaks into a bathroom with video running ? I was able to find one of these on Amazon for a few bucks and it's been the centerpiece of our living room ever since . A friend of mine brought a girl and she ended up asking which president that was I live up to my name . Hunting pedophiles , nah . But if you make a typo , we will make sure to hold you accountable . Why not leave him in the Elmo costume , seems like punishment enough . I bought all DLC immediately even before testing the game No kidding . I don't understand the native bragging , let alone the native pride and asking for help . I know this is against the rules of r / Toronto , but do you honestly think that the reason we don't have good transit is because Ford cancelled this plan 3 years ago ? You should be ashamed . Betting AGAINST your own team ? Jesus ... But but they told us it was flares Are you kidding me . My brother is buying me Pok émon Y , and I'm 13 ! And 8 losses My stuffed toy kind are tired of the slavery ! Revolution ! Oh my god ... So wait , we seriously get shit on because one team we beat dominated another team * we beat * ? Are you fucking serious ? I didn't see many translations so I took the time to poorly write one . I'm no karma whore I have been checking my email all the time and no key . Especially from GooStars.com This ref , with his emphasis Oh good lord . Wait , how did you know I stutter ? I really wish I could un-see what I just saw ... When I saw haku till this day idk if it's a girl " and him then get across the goal line . " Wait didn't hitter have syphilis ? Of course the week I pick up Torrey Smith is the week he does absolutely nothing . Wow . A blonde joke * and * a Barbie joke . You sound like a peach . Wow ..... I feel , oblivious . I've seen these pictures loads of times before .... it takes seeing them through mobile phone to realize how ' shopped and ' cut-out ' they are . At least it ain't Flash . On the flipside , / r / emogirls is private . Ehhhhh can we pleeeeeease not talk about this stuff ? You .... you ... I'm retarded ... you used water to fix your AC adapter ? German wasn't even any understandable words but " Heil Hitler " going to a pot-luck God damnit , is that a baseball bat in the middle there ? Are there actually assholes out there who bring baseball bats into mosh pits ? Oh , sure , I'll cut all 20 zip ties just to replace one cord , and then redo it all - - that's reasonable & logical . Now , every time you visit , you get to watch all the photos of his kids slowly get replaced with somebody who didn't abandon him . THIS is what has to be posted for my username to be relevant ? You look like a grown woman to me , not someone's baby ! I eat junk food all the time , dia reporting in Or , it could make you worse . See ya ! I know you'll be back you know what you're doing to yourself now His buddy left him hanging ... so he left him * hanging * Good thing you guys can still make war while shut down ... Fus Ro Don't Definitely the whole virgin birth scam I don't think you're ugly . You're far from it . Maybe grow some facial hair ... Or maybe smile once in a while . Looking like you're ready to kill again isn't an attractive look for anyone I think you just solved what the NSA is actually doing . It makes me happy that I'm not alone with my thoughts on the belt rank system ! Some people even freak out about letting your belt touch the ground or washing it , because it's " disrespectful to the belt " . Not in their coffins . This link was purple ... It's the only Stern service worth paying real money for . Sure beats that shitty Sirius service . :D some one just downloaded the recently released BRRip What ? A history book not meant to accurately represent history ? What ? The selling of sex slaves ? Because there are no girls who are soccer fans , amirite ? I upvoted because that really sucks . I almost downvoted because too many words . Keep that in mind for next time I'm home schooled . No . Not like that . Now I feel dirty . Oh bother . Went to their gaming mouse one , ctrl + f accel ... no results found . A man walks into a bar and it hurt obviously and he continued about his day doing his daily life until one day something extraordinary happened . He was on his way home from Canadian Thanksgiving with his parents and he got into a car accident . He crashed into the same bar he walked into . Now he has millions of dollars and is batman . Seriously ! I was worried that a black / white colorwork hat would have too much contrast , but it had already developed a nice halo of grayish fuzz by the time I'd finished it [ * Them boobs * You know the implication if they say " no " things might not go well for them . Not that they would just the implication that they might . so I voted no , then looked at the results to see a response of 100 % no .. the stubble option Cream bar Just a few years old , y'know back when the group was only a thing for three weeks . If she had daddy issues were you significantly older ? Oh dear god . I wish i could write like you some day Why are we downvoting a personal preference ? She blinks with only one eye . hulloo , I'm erat øj . I'm a 21 year old musician livin ' it up in the Bay Area . I've been playing sporadically over the last few years , and am still very much a n00b . However , I am dedicated to improvement and aspire to be a badass ... someday . any and all advice is welcome . I need help . The comments in this thread are the opposite of what I expected to see . Two dudes one bottle ? Poffins . Not puffins . Seriously ? That's because it's a fucking nuisance popup Dump her ... username ..... Iron Giant I had had a huge night clubbing , and tried walking home . I woke up in a car , on a random street in the worst part of town , covered in glass from the window i'd apparently kicked in to find somewhere to sleep ... So I got up , stole a hoody from the back seat , and somehow made it the rest of the way home . Not my proudest night , defiantly one of my craziest though ! If the owners had come out and found me ... shudder not sure if testing us or honest mistake .... Wow . I said they were * thoughtful * . It is thoughtful of them to do it for me . I never said it was a * requirement * or expected . It's also * thoughful * for me to be the sole grocery shopper and cooker of meals in my home . It is not a * requirement * of me as a woman to do it . I do it because I * want * to . A little NSFW tag would be much appreciated I don't want to think of how a 14 year old had experienced bondage Made by : " i kill children " cakewrecks has funny stuff like this . > Yes , because employers hire people to fire them . > Yeah , because no two parties can occupy the same position ... What ? You mean religion lies to cover up the fact that it's full of outdated cultural ideals that have no place in our modern society ? No way ! I don't believe it ! Dominate is a strong word I agree with everything you have said . Especially with the brogressive statement , I see so many slurs that are homophobic or sexist , but they're all " hey I'm super forward thinking but don't drop the soap and go make a sandwich herp derp " . And I'm over here like " Oh . Nice forward thinking . " You know what ? Screw you . I miss college Otherwise known as a " balisong " but yes that looks suspiciously like one . I've seen combs that have been modeled to look like one and I'm sure that is all this is . Had to remove your post because you deleted your photo . The only possessions I ended up with were my entertainment center and my clothes . Everything else was taken from me . It was all stuff I paid for too . Oh and I got the house which I can't afford on my own . Yayyyy 4 female roommates and one bathroom . Yeah , everyone should just drop gold on perplexity to counter it ? My freshman picture wasn't too shitty , but this years THAT is why you despereately need a Google Glass ? I've looked on both , still not 100 % what I want . I found one on eBay where it's a cowboy pinching a woman's butt and says ' just a pinch ' but it's $ 40 . Society has come to a point where most people don't find a natural female face attractive and the answer ITT is more makeup . I completely agree . People actually went to our KMart 10 years ago or so , and the only thing that hasn't changed since then ... is everything in the store . Greatest understatement Ya I still think it's not all that great ... picture titled , " carry that load " Yoona gets clumped with IE And now the video is private ... the hell ? The jolly ranger girl ‎ It's at 200 + How much more fucking pathetic can the schools get Oh Little Debbie Honey Buns , I loved those . 490 calories ..... I used to eat 3 while driving to work Upvotes for Because fuck Bryan Singer and Brandon Routh , that's why . " Only suffered severe shock " That's a huge misconception put forth by sources that an informed listener would vet just out of sheer incredulity . ಠ_ಠ rofl sorry . I had to get it off my desk . Someone asked me on the phone what I thought about the new lemon scent , I said " I actually have a bottle on my desk , I'll take a whiff of it right now ... " . I proceeded to unscrew the sprayer and take in a deep whiff of it .... and then eat it . ... Those aren't arrows What about " YOUNG " and " OLD " ........ Haha , my ex pushed me in front of him when a car pulled out of the parking lot ... in hindsight , a red flag . Are the servers down again ? Couldn't they just use some sort of very thin , barbed tool to grab them and pull them out ? I'll just pretend you didn't know that you can't sell these here . American male here : Willing to help Japan make babies as long as you don't eat your own shit or hope people die on Christmas . well I grew up on a dairy farm and now work in the industry ...... so yes . I do think it's sad how most people are becoming so distanced from farms . I really think it's important to know where your food comes from . That and I shouldn't have to explain to you if I'm teaching your child how to milk a girl cow or a boy cow . " Is that it ... ? " Anyone else feel that this looks like a transmutation circle ? gem ... I was sure there would be thousands of acronyms to learn ! I can't wait NO . That's what's called a " hint , " buddy . Vance stares at Vergils head like this , It's at the beginning of the video at 5 seconds . He ( Thunder ) has been gone since the OKC stole the Sonics and our mascot fingerless gloves Seriously , I can't get behind this . Even more because you can't take an unerrected penis as an example and simply extrapolate it based on whatever-they-use Every time I see a fat person eat a ton of junk food I'm just like wut . why . I can understand being a little frustrated with this , but if the frustration is enough that you feel the need to vent on a public forum , I would argue the problem is you . misread your username as Umbridge Why is its head moving . Sounds too much like Bieber for my liking I don't see * you * contributing content His name is Matt . That's why Someone rated Tata 2/10 . I thought it was a wallet or something at first , but then all the shit gifs came flooding in I had a ` 93 SHO and that thing was fucking awesome right up until my sister totaled it when I was at college . Have you read the book ? You know , before the movie I face away . I didn't know people faced towards Interpretive dance , followed by puppets . No the second , not first . THAT WAS YOU ? Especially when her body was ripping , it sounded like paper OP , you are terrible to your furniture . Have you no respect for wood ? What would Nick Offerman think ? TIL : not all holocaust peopled Died in camps ..... it was MCDs " Please ignore " ~ makes it to frontpage ~ Well played good sir . The man never drank a Duff in his life Why were you looking up there in the first place ? Said * charming hippopotamus * Dude they teach you to camp with machetes and shit then go Rambo when they see movement ... I don't know where you learned your camping tactics but you're a piece of work ... No they didn't Dear Sweet Mother of Jesus Pronunciation by whettefahrtz ( Male from Nicaragua ) wtf ? Will this be adequate against zombies ? Because a state refusing money is a good thing . I really hope it doesn't start taking commands from my TV like my current Kinect does . Why don't you jerk it to some real porn TIL saying niggers is better then " African-Americans " . What's wrong with being black Were some of the ' ' tips and warnings ' ' written for complete retards ? No one will tell me how long it's supposed to be ... Just that it needs to be done in a few weeks , the data isn't good enough without additional proof from a machine that's been offline for a month , and my department paperwork is still wrong . Well all of those support mains are somehow never in my games Thanks now I have to go over to r / gonewild to finish this . Dat ass doe Instead of 24/7 news cycle about ObamaCare roll out we got , shut down coverage . So if I can't control my urge to start jerking it to drawings of cartoon characters .... I will magically get a girlfriend ? Aight bud I''ll RES tag you as " Jerks to whatever he wants " Thanks for the info shadows hard as rocks ... legit WHERE ? Princeton MINI , and I'm sorry my filer upsets you Your sir are a retarded turd captin A doctor looked at my pubescent breasts and said " you can get those fixed later " ... It's only bad if you sneak into the women's bathroom and do it . I live in LA and they were all over here after Katrina and Rita in bright colored shirts that said ' Church of Scientology ' on it . It was weird because we're grateful for the help , but .... Scientology Then why the I don't think you should be set free .... I reeeealy wish I had known about old saves not working considering I've been playing the last few hours and was 43 % through the game . Why the fuck would you let * * anyone * * you know * * buy * * start 8 when Classic Shell is 100 % free ? You're a bad , bad friend . Wait . Do you mean to say ... that we're all female to begin with and don't differentiate sex until 6 weeks in to gestation ? ... Do you think that's a good thing ? Call a fair catch , Dallas . Christ , that could have been bad . That banana stand . Wow Tessa . Unnecessary aneurysm for Stefan ... El-Hajib is like a 2 frame gif ... Your story doesn't sound at all unbelievable ... Sweet comic , but death metal ? Old ? As if this wasn't always my opinion Yup you caught me . I'm also the founding member of the local kid diddler club , so don't you worry about that . I found this easy to masturbate to ... I just watched a 8 min video of a guy trying to steal a jet for bounties & dying twice in the process ... I went to a lan party once , our copies of Halo 3 got mixed together and this kid comes up to me and says , " Hey , take mine ... " I flip the DVD over and it's almost white . Haha , no . I was eventually able to find my DVD . It was the only one without scratches . Oh , it will This thread makes me feel much better about myself . that's creepy and really freaky ( So you're saying , is that Slavery is black people's fault . Right now Beamdog is in mid patch so this is a great time to report bugs on the official forums . Be sure to give all the information , what client you're using ( steam or what not ) and everything else . They have bug submission instructions . Follow them and you should get results . I have . But it's so hard to relax when someone's making that face at me ! Got strange Milk signed by your Mother welp ... after reading this thread ... time to go au natural . I spent 3 years as a costumed performer for a rather famous theme park company . Don't think I'll be using those skills again . How dare you defy the hive mind ! I agree and all but ... c'mon man this is pretty cringy But that would blatantly misrepresent it . Sweet . Games are games . I hope they release more games that I don't already have . I thin assassins creed is the only game I didn't already own so far . Looks like someone is trying to get rid of some his Ron Mexico's ... sounds fishy That thing is as old as I am ! > but she was the manager . " These are all just ideas , so if elected , we'll have to figure that out .. " and they wont even start considering them until after launch . These are beyond soft Exactly ! ! Make everything about Obama . It's all about that guy who's a sham . It's not about the system itself , no . It's just that one guy ...... Also , last sentence " The wolves were apparently hungry " Monkey ? I'm not offering advice . I'm sharing my experience . Om nom nom .... In a game of white elephant , a mother-in-law nobody likes brought two copies of her crappy book . My girlfriend and I ended up with both I was not expecting to be this horrified . I truly will not sleep tonight . Shoot , I might not sleep for a week after that . Let's all not forget that her roommate gave her kitten away without her permission an hour ago . is this some sick joke Great theory New Zealand dollars . at least its not pre rendered Yes . There's a script for that somewhere What does that have to do with race ? You sound like somebody who can't argue their point , so they just use the accusation of racism to blanket the issue . Driving while Stoned ? Woo ! Golden Show ......... wait ‎ My god , my balls instantaneously started itching . I always wonder what will happen when these people get kids and the kids somehow end up finding a video of their parents Missed a ~ ~ perfect ~ ~ purrfect opportunity for this face I've never seen 6_6 before ... do you mean That second comment sums it up : what the actual fuck . I actually have a button for his face .... Hi my name is reddituser in this post and I'm concerned with what everyone else is doing I'm full of myself and expect everyone to accommodate to my needs . That being said lighten the fuck up what does it matter if someone's music is audible through their headphones or speaker Jesus stop worrying about such petty shit Somehow we still lost that game I need you to calm down sir . So the intellectually honest thing to do would be to believe in the global flood and the animals that magically swam back to their respective continents afterwards ? Dat downvotes for answering a question This coming from a Lakers fan ... Sun .... How many times is this same comment going to be made . We get it , you want to play GTA on your PC ads ? * * That you know of . I read this as Tekken 3 at first I'd also like to see an " adult " version that deals with heavier stuff . I just hope it doesn't involve lots of sex and stuff . I know there are lots of shippers here ... The top comment in the thread is even mentioning korrasami No they didn't you lying fuck head transexual people did nothing to deserve this insult , sir . Is this sarcasm ? or are you feeding other trolls ? Jay is that you ? it just got dark really quick I read this wondering who the hell would post such a beautifully graphic post ... of course we meet again / u / Vargas I saved this just because of the disappointment . I read everything beyond this comment in an over the top Russian accent . Yeah , OP didn't say anything about the It's always fun when people who have never read up on the subject make stupid remarks like this . I have a care bear heart on my butt . Because I was paying for my family members xbox live this way . We were all in different states . Not sure I'm going to be able to afford 4 gold accounts at his point . Can we get everyone to agree on putting quotes around " Microsoft is cheap and fucking the consumer " . It's getting old . If you really feel this way go to PS4 and leave us alone . and why does it have so many upvotes Damn that's dirty . I'm really sorry to hear about that man Under center running Thanks guys . Just caught Xerneas with a great ball Anyone know original video Yay new footage ... Shot on a potato with bad lighting I just gagged . Slowing down the game to give more time for JM to come back Bitch ! You're not gonna press shit ! Shut the fuck up Both ... Have you tried patting them on the head and saying " there there " ? But .. but you get an exclusive in-game character outfit in exchange for that ad placement on the cover . Are you a ghost ? Don't tell him / her what to do ! Seriously ... my 2 item receipt should not be four feet long . " What would you see in a room made only of mirrors ? " Yourself ? I just sold this a few months ago because I got the DVDs . Really ? Every time I go Halloween costume shopping all the costumes even down in the size medium-small range are like circus tents , especially in the boob area . I'm a D-cup . You're looking at it all wrong , it's all about marketing . These are cyberpunk themed condos . Now you can charge triple . Dear god that nidalee walking animation $ 250K for a king-size chinchilla blanket I am Jewish . > For a moment I thought you said he stuck the scalpel up his OWN throat and was all I don't want to stick my dick in her at all . What the actual fuck You can rent a coffin ? And just think , Renly was supposed to look basically like this . My dad used to complain about how sick I looked , and how bad my acne was whenever I didn't wear makeup in front of him . Used to . He's learn his lesson , since . Wait , so you're not a fag because you enjoy looking into a man's gaping hole ? All men SHOULD pee sitting down . My two sons can't aim worth a shit I can do this for free .. I , uh , wonder why . How do you know my dad ... ? It's a zombie with a blue slime on his head Never thought of it like that , but I will next time I eat onions thanks to you Ummm yes . I've enjoyed NFS in the past but this just looks like chases . Is there more to the game ? It's not very clear to me . Dick stuck in C4 I can't google translate this , what does it say ? Didn't even notice your pun . It's called the Look of Disapproval . Oh mijn god , ik zie nu pas wie je bent ... Best by Nov 14th 2012 . Louise Miller from 9th grade is in a relationship with Mr Thompson the music teacher and it's complicated ... I suggest your pay your taxes . > Define ' had ' WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ! ! ! * * What about Kingdoms of Crystal Skulls ? Dude . Woop ! Now I know where you live I'm guessing your friend is attracted to you ? That's ... really awkward and creepy of them to say to you right after they came out to you , and to their best knowledge it sounds like you're straight . I was going to ask , " when does the book come out , " but it looks like you've already answered that . So , nvm . ... this better not be a holding If you look again her hair went from brown to grey and is receding like a man . I had a teacher in middle school who did this using a fake account made to look like one of our classmates that had let the year before and didn't have a Facebook account . We later found out by asking our friend and he said he still didn't have an account . Our teacher would like all of the pics and comment too . Also , someone saw the account on her computer . Oh well , if Wikipedia says it , it must be true . Because that never panders to poorly produced research . I guess all those years I went to school for sociology , actually studying stuff like this , is trumped . Right now , I probably have a good chance that I'm gonna have to deliver I think I'll pass on imagining that . Hello there It's either ton of cock or ton of coke , depending on whether you're trying to preserve the pronunciation of coconut . Which one is it , hmm ? > Why did I read the comments ... ? Can I have your job ? Please . Well then you're impressed by some gullible shit then Dat Reddit straw man sarcasm ... Going a little young there mate . it is considered one of the finest sequels of all time I hope this thread gets buried just because of your asshat username So what about us who already bought GarageBand ? We better not lose access to these loops when we update " .... We never go to class , Rene . Don't you know this ? " He looks at him . Started cutler over Wilson Well fuck ... My wife had her bachelorette party in Atlantic City Looks to be above the highway . Lmao that was awesome Osama Bin Schiano Research posted on reddit Just noticed that both of these were posted by the same person Hey man back off , I've been trying to lose these last damn 20 pounds for a few months already . Check out my drawing of CM Punk drinking a glass of water ! I mainly enjoy your gifs because your name is breathing balls I read basically everything above and ... for some reason , this story is the one that phased me . dude ... you have to be a real fucking pig to let your bong get that gross looking .... Fuck Awesome Gifs ! People are still trying to solve Gettier cases ? How did you go from silver to bronze ? So did she adopt it ? Or did you ? Cuz if not we gonna have some problems Shit got real in here . Even less of an excuse to not sharpen your home knives " I could watch goats ram children all day " - / u / MasterMasturBater Isn't art wonderful TIL ..... by the account of the company advertising . first day , first post and first comment is about tossing off . Great ... " Gunshots on Wednesday " I want to say it's partially cupcake games and high ticket costs . Normally whenever it's a decent opponent rolling through town , attendance is high . Oh and don't schedule damn Fall Breaks during a game week . I'm looking at you UT Academics * * I just find this so hard to understand . Yes , these are celebrities . Don't they WANT to be on tour ? Our Full back is now possible the third best pass catcher on the team Rampant fraud in general . It took me a moment to put two and two together there , and once I did ... You .... Woke up inside an RV full of drunken Navy guys just outside Seattle . I live in Denver ...... My buddy was asleep on the floor near me . That thing is in the ikea kids department , are you 5 ? ! WAT . Given their failure to utilize their own systems dual natures for the last couple of generations , I won't hold my breath . What ? Damn , I thought that was his sister I'll save your life , * for an upvote * . I really hope the answer to this question in interpretive dance and sock puppets , because that's all I can think of . This is up there with the problem they had at Disney where rich families were hiring handicap people to get them to the front of the lines . Drip tip he's usin looks like it has an STD ... Their filtered water in the US comes from MI ... no really it's okay , you can have our greatest natural resource . If you're too cheap to pay , get out . I'm not here to negotiate prices . Did not see her as a Britney fan You mean 2011 when their PSN servers were down for 24 days and cost them about 171 million ? Or after the fact when they got sued all over the world for compromising all their users credit card information ? Yeah , definitely the obvious choice ... I read it and immediately thought the same thing . And someone else already beat me to the post . * No blowtorch ? * I'm not performing this bounty simply because you didn't use print screen and instead took photos of your monitor ... Do I get any say ? Ahhh the best kind of dirty Then why read this thread uhhhh , i hope my friends dont see some of those I'll eat at Joe's Burgers instead of McDonald's because he needs the business more , but I'm not gonna give money to a homeless guy instead of eat lunch This was 14 days old " Mama NOLA " Another one of the creepy dark things that just slipped past me in my childhood . I also loved Lavender Town and thought the music was weird yet cool , and I was oblivious to the evil secrets within ... (; Google - but for some reason my more technology challenged friends can only seem to figure out Skype . There are more responses for gender as ' other ' than ' female . ' Tanyu also Pretty sure I found the My moms earrings rip out of her ears every time she jumps in the pool too They're all staring at it I see what you did there , Stanley Steamer . You like to scratch your cock ? Cirrus R - 22 and Pilatus NC - 12 People start getting pissed if you're too firm on what goes where ( I'm looking at you , Wet & Wild eyeshadows , don't tell me which one goes in the crease Yea i thought he kept his lost leg and dressed it up as a flamingo Wearing a teddy bear suit . It doesn't follow the comics , but we got Green Lantern : TAS pretty recently , which was fantastic . And then it got canned with Young Justice . But she has to now live in Tacoma Not that I've noticed . Yeah give this dude all your invention ideas , he probably don't work in a place that could make it and patent it , He could buy all the skins in the game , for all of us and still be rich as fuck What a tit Well aren't you special with your " medical attention rendered freely and indiscriminately " and your " properly functioning government " , and .... and ....... I am girl , give me a key please or when your player fumbles a pass and it just slides off your hands out of bounds .. yeah because NBA players cant catch a ball ... The state does change it indeed . I just did a support calculation a couple weeks ago for a guy making close to six figures who would only have to pay ~ $ 500 per month for two kids after the health insurance deduction . Needless to say , that was too much money for him to be " giving " his ex-wife We need to make sure girls know this ! Lo que me sorprende es que hayas guardado el enlace And the longer the vine . I don't know that it was all that difficult I see what you did there Snoopeh Went on 4chan to test out what I had on my safari . Turns out I had an eevee . 100 + FCs later , and I still don't have my own fucking pokemon ლ ( Bingo , it's a gif of Dennis explaining to Mac about * the implication * I'll use this story as my submission for this thread . Carpet shitter . I know what you did there . yeah the " we're both obviously heterosexual and always have been " coupled with " in short , we both did everything the right way " was a little The resolution seems to high to be from the 80s .... i am also glad you got out of there ... ... sexybuddhist ... Go to Newfoundland , it's a maritime thing . A little Oh god don't remind of gaping , how the fuck does the human body even stretch like that she looks like my aunt I think the main stats page is probably a better show of how much people sit in their MAXs . Brainwayne is at 19 % , which is a lot for a MAX , and the other guy is at 45 % , which is the highest I've seen so far . For almost my entire playtime in PS2 he's been in a MAX That username ... Imagine if instead of coming together for stupid , the students showed solidarity for something that actually mattered , and presented this many signatures to a visiting senator or of congressman next time they visited . The calculator shows 80085 in the last frame of SlimBean . " If she can only cook as well as Honeywell can compute " I live in both Canada and the United States seasonally . Neither are immune to stupidity . And though , I would admit ignorance is more rampant in the United States , complacency is our issue in Canada . This could speak to either .... bitch . As somebody who had entertained at bachelorette parties a few years back , I feel your pain sir . You're right , that phrase is ... suspect . Oh no . Now I have to get my shocked expression out of storage . Oh , I figured he was a guy who liked to visit the YMCA a couple times a week ..... arn't you doing the same thing If you do me , I'll do you . Odd how the first google result answered OP's question ... Hallelujah its raining me - .... It's posted on reddit at least once a month Want . It could be worse . My stepdad had the habit of starting up trucks , chainsaws , motorcycles , tractors , etc . at random times ( sometimes 2 a . m . , sometimes 4 a . m . ) .. literally 15 feet from my open window . A few times a week . Bluntest way to put it ... But also the most effective and true . suggested music pairing , Rolling Stones - Miss You ... It was playing in my background and damn . I hope not I've been watching your stuff for awhile . And yeah , some vloggers do lead interesting lives , and can entertain an audience ... but that still doesn't explain the phenomena of every other overwatched chucklefuck being infinitely more popular . > but that still doesn't explain the phenomena of every other overwatched chucklefuck being infinitely more popular . Easier than what ? ' Hilarious ' response . ‎ My inner voice is getting course from reading this . duuude .... wat ? Why can't they just make phones with a standard keypad ? I got a quote last night and the dude didn't do anything to size the system . He said he would base it on the size of the system in place . So you're basing your opinion on pure unproven speculation ... ... seriously , * what did I tell you about posting before 8am PT ? * ^ ( Don't do it . ) It was probably for the best . ಠ_ಠ lots of stupidity in here . I take it that gaf found out about this post , especially after looking at what's been + / - Dude ... that's my Grandma Apparently not , no . No , i mean showing me a nude photo of my grandma Yeah . The rapists are just innocent victims ... My face when mining adamantine and I find a surprise : Riot please ! What's this guy trying to say about Suicide Squad ? Los comentarios durante el video None of those seem like much fun at all At the school computer ? Sooooo .... What this is saying is we'll take your money but we still don't like you light years are units of distance You asked what we think . If you just want back-patting , you're not going to find that here . Grow up . So you're the reason I got the con plague that year " Siv HD's mighty rod " Low expectations ? Dude , it's an extra backslash . It's not hard . ಠ_ಠ I need my heroin ಠ_ಠ dont you judge me Drunk ? How do * you * know that ? 5 year olds gush ? " Nobody cares " ( ಠ_ಠ ) I guess you could say it's got ... ( Oh , I almost called my boss there , OP , watch your response timing . I was just about to comment and say that my sister had talked to Tony Baxter about this AND THEN YOU WERE ALREADY HERE . I didn't even know you were on Reddit ! > He basically said it's impossible for women to ever fight off a man , so don't bother because fighting back will just make things worse . Hey dude what's up ? Are you married yet ? When i saw your username i ( ┛ 18:52 PM ? Yea , because actors are only capable of being successful at one thing . > Yahoo ? Que es esto 1998 ? Don't stereotype men it's called purple drink Yes , because the regular one was just rubbish ... I am still waiting for Stephen King's The Dark Tower series to be made Storing videos offline is downloading My wife saw Oden and said , " jeez he is huge . " She had no idea ... Well , when I first started , I did not count anything . Ate way more protein than I do now . Then I started counting all macros , calories , etc . And now I have been plateaued for almost 2 months . Which I find hilarious , I can imagine it wouldn't be hard to pick em out , 1/30 kids What a lovely individual . The moral of that episode was that Starbucks succeeds because it makes great coffee , and the local underdog was only being supported because of prejudice and tradition . Then they offer the local shop owner ( who previously was apparently able to support his family ) a job as a manager at the Starbucks . Yay . You should do an AMA Mr . Fox .... Parkinson's is a debilitating condition and quality of life was the incorrect term to use in this situation . He has a very high " difficulty of life " and I'm pretty sure if someone handed him a gun and gave him a target he would shoot without hesitation , if it meant he would be cured . That is if he could hold the weapon steady ... that title ... Apparently . Howard is not a good example to follow for footwork Jesus Christ Because older people , who generally don't understand or respect the Internet , are in charge . Plumage . Lots of colorful plumage . Followed by an interpretive dance and a small puppet show . Why would you even need zippers on a hat ? Atown down ^ is her arm on backwards ? We got scheduled to have four partners all take their lunch at the same time . We only had four partners in the store ................ ... .... The fuuuuu ..... B . J . Slime Are you a girl ? It'd ~ ~ rape ~ ~ violate my privacy , I don't want it Did you see the term " most innacurate " in my comment ? You . Come on . There have been more than a few debacles with how green peace has handled some of its causes to . Because good edgy art needs suffering to survive . The domain dentidrill.com is registered to the same address as the Kentucky Dental Association ! ? " True " as in " people really * * believe * * in that " , not as in * * true * * true , right ? Jeeze . I'm glad my upgrade to 8.1 failed ( 3 times I might add Seriously why is the Michelin man white ? And a v-rod as your cruiser example ? I dun even . The green lips though .... Ending sentences with unnecessary prepositions . Looking at you , OP . TOO SOON . Like a glove Part of the problem is that people repost 3 - day-old shit " memes " . Would you kindly give me the key ? I hesitate bringing up Mr . Sparkle again - downvote away if you'd like . But I'm more fascinated with the fact that this guy spends hours writing 10 pages worth of material going into graphic detail about his sex life with a Twilight plushie . Also such tidbits as proclaiming her a " screamer " during sex . Longhorn Miss Fortune I've handed some damn fine Reds to friends only to be met with I'd rather watch Monday night's game 5 times than watch that game last night This is why it tells you to write down the emergency password Really ? Those eyes If Tim Tebow is available on waivers I would start him I came to have fun with myself How does she not have a wedgie . Stop cooking it wrong . Beautiful women that you know showing off their bodies ? Yeah I hate that too Can confirm , stuck in a limbo of going up and down , every game is a new fun experience ! All my adult life , I've been busty , even before I gained weight . Having two children and losing close to 65 pounds have left me with what I call " pudding boobs . " They are a bit droopy , and seriously squishy . It's going to take me a while to mentally get used to not having big boobs any more . The girls even fit into a small sports bra today , a feat I NEVER would have thought possible Totally . Multiple rulers are * so * much better than one ruler with a bunch of subordinate rulers ... sometimes it does . I hate people who have shallow toilets If you're not lying .... * * There's always one .... I wish to have more wishes ... COME ON DUDE ! Feeding news to yourself again , ESPN You've seen moose and their dicks ? :| I'm pretty sure I use ; o often enough , and quite a bit of :D - not to mention a fair amount of O . O and the occasional o_0 . If you're lucky you might see ( . ) ( . ) make a show from time to time , also - but thankfully * No , this isn't true , please . Because I totally deny everything I don't understand . ‎ Jpg's for pixel art ? I wonder how many people who are crying about 720 900 and 1080 even have a good 1080p tv . What menu ? Or are you talking how I'm dumb ? Either way , help ? ! Same here Good good , man ! Why did you need reminding Uh .. What's a Denny's ? i5 here I just re-watched it . I'm not represented in that commercial . Not one person in the commercial has any gray hair . No one looks to be under 30 in it . Am I crying about it ? Nope . I got both . Bit disappointed with the joker one . TVs look NOTHING like the picture when I ordered . That would be very helpful . Thank you ! I'll just take note of your username ... > All to show 1000 gb of porn cyber police I am claiming that to be a strange shadow from the ceiling fan . imagine that standing over your bed with a knife " Fucking the shit out of ... for 40 seconds . " Why do I always read pelvis as penis ? I refuse to explicitly cheer for you guys , but if you win I won't be that upset . That's the best you're getting out of me . Damn my 20/20 vision ... I fit that description perfectly ... besides the glasses Why did I click that expecting it to link to something ? God damn this burrito is amazing " But wait , there's more " has come to creepy pasta now ? Besides that * Scene . Don't give them any ideas ... Hahaha oh man , sexism is so funny , keep it coming Apple gives 70 % of iAd revenue to developers but also takes 40 % of the cut ? No look of disapproval socks included in either package ? Yeah , we were sad to leave these out too . Ultimately we made a call on what would fit best as a cohesive pack . If these socks do well , hopefully we'll see some I thinks its dumb that the 4th place did'nt end up in the pack but the six place ones did . I would have bought them with this guy on them I'd hate to know if he ate his * hot lunch * . " Gotta gas them all " Thats the one ... ... Supporting what you mentioned ................................ dot Beef Jello Yay for us ... We're # 1 ! You " still joke " about that ? This show gets a full season yet Firefly was cancelled . This is my favorite comment on all of reddit . United Kids Of The World . That took me to some places I never thought existed The source I just viewed about the controller is all that came up when you googled it for me .. Did you read the post ? Ok . Lots of hotels do this . Yep .... Makings of a sociopath / psychopath right there ... Clearly I'm not very good at fort-holding I'm sure he appreciate you making fun of him on reddit . I definitely dont know anything about that web comic . you made me open the daily mail .... Go to the keyboard shortcut options , you can type in a " short hand " and it'll automatically replace it with text . For example I have lod mapped out to make the Those rims always remind me of giant fan blades . I'm guessing if you go fast enough you could cut someone's hand off or something But he has gloves and fingerless gloves on ! I'm 16 , its pretty shitty . More hassle than enjoyable experience , especially when they tell me that my 6oz deoderant is too big NO . Sailor Moon ended with the blonde becoming God ! ? Seriously , what is it about this thread that's driving the beta males into a misogynistic frenzy ? You . Do . Not . Know . This . Woman . At . All . You know nothing about her except that she once had an abusive ex and got assaulted . That is a fucking * creepy * reason to get all hostile and jump to conclusions like this . I wouldn't let my purse rest on the floor of it , though , but I have noticed that Starbucks bathrooms don't have purse hooks Kix ... Kid tested , mother approved . I ... I ... have no idea Eric ? Your user name . What's the point for a beginner that just migrated to Mac to install an " advanced Firewall UI " or the other craps you listed ? If you think that steel structures fall like that when hit by an airplane . Then you are an idiot . Source : I am an engineer . I would recommend it short term , but that company has a lot of issues . So get it on your resume , then move onto a company that pays its employees a proper wage and has fewer underhanded management tactics . Still being shit on by the wealthy and conservative . WTF you WANT IE ? where are franky's fingers I'm ashamed that I had to scroll this long and hard for this post . You suck balls , Reddit . Total dick move . When people think wild animals walk around in the streets of South Africa , I have also been asked if we have electricity and internet when I was talking to that person over the internet Adorable . But for some reason Youtube played a trailer for the movie The Devil's Due before the video , which is apparently about a woman who is pregnant with the Anti-Christ . How long are you leaving them in ? " THATS WHY PC GAMES COST MORE " I'm in need of a key this weekend So , that means Syndra is the mother of all AP mages Is your name Jerrbear I never realized how horrible it is that water isn't free or that water wasn't free until just this moment . And I pay the water bill . Just never dawned on me . wtf that's the most basic necessity of life . That's like charging for light ........ wait a minute ....... > I read somewhere on Reddit Obligatory : Same problem here ! I'm using Ernie ball 10s if that helps . But I tried the bends 101 and had to try and try and try until I just gave up ! Stay in school That Tenshi SFW vs NSFW comparison ..... looks like people prefer a more " kinky " way of her .... and Iku is a porn star apperantly Later on down the road , we'll probably hear about David Thorne on the news in a bad way . Hooray for harassment in the workplace ..... Would it be a problem if he was ? Read that as " test our underwear " . This should apply to friends as well , especially when there's only two people . My best bud once used his phone the entire night , surfing the web , watching videos , playing games , and messaging other people as I drove him around and had dinner and coffee with him . It didn't even bother me that much until he asked me near the end of the night why I was being so quiet . I was like , The great lord has gifted me with 3 Boxes of trash Shroomish and still no 5 IV one Resting on the dog bed See , that's even more frustrating when you can show them a freaking trend for ovulation . I'll see you all in hell I don't like rules I'd honestly be lying if I told you . It was a few years ago , so it's really fuzzy . In sure you can google " 4chan fleshlight incident " or something to that effect . Just don't actually make one . Yes I see tons of people walking around with large unstable incendiary devices in their pockets . Or rocks that then could throw at them . Taking the roof off doesn't make sense either Well , it turns out that's I'm above average . Didn't see that coming Eugh , why is she holding onto it ? My trusty checklist says you need Vagisil I still don't understand why people who illegally cross the border should be rewarded with anything but deportation . I'm generally progressive , but that one baffles me . Technically agnostic is not a religion , it's a perspective of knowledge , not god . Two minutes . Get it together Internet . Trying to justify it , typical It's getting pretty often these days , but probably also because I'm hard to miss . Like a few years ago , some girl I knew walked by me and I called her name out and she was like " Oh I didn't recognize you " and I'm like I've never visited the so-called " deep web , " but the most fucked up shit I ever saw was either a guy fucking the lower half of a corpse over a couch ( upper half nowhere to be seen ) or a guy sticking his dick into the vagina of a dead 8 year old girl , with his dick coming out of her abdomen . It was on / b / , of course , and only a few people seemed shocked . Some even asked for more What kind of place do you work at , is what I want to know ... Again Chilton ! Again Chilton ! Vettel behind Chilton . I would argue its the other way around . A low self estimate and self doubt can be a fantastic driving force to grow . That is until , like most of the great artists , you level out , realize you're the best you'll ever be , and snuff out your own life . I recommend pills if you have a pretty body , and falling into a wood chipper if you don't . I'm sure we can keep something or someone of value as motivation . Bullshit ! Source please . Oh yeah , there isn't one . Well , I had a kidney stone once . I hate to give in to hype but I've just been to my parents on my motorcycle and was blown around enough to have travel sickness when I got there . I'm 26 , never had travel sickness in my life . Read the 2nd link as " is that Cher dead yet " , thought This one was posted first . Yeah ... You SHOULD know that . If you don't you are stupid . What ? Why are you making that face at me ? I can do it too , see look , ಠ_ಠ , but that doesn't make * me * cool . I like the use of celebrities to make his point I did * not * need to be reminded of Devine The bladder . ‎ Damn it Sycamore ! It could be worse : Here in Switzerland * our public god damn health care has started paying for this shit * . Oh because the shape of your penis extending up towards your belly button is MUCH more inconspicuous . > Some even asked for more Wonder how long a next gen GTA would take I think its great And " only " 162 regular season games to get acquainted with the difference . And this is why Australia has such a high piracy rate You don't look like much of a French model ... " It is what it is " . So Ms . Keller eh ... I had a day last week where I revisited a commit from a month or so ago where I wrote about 80 lines to fix a problem ... and immediately saw that I could have done it in 4 . This isn't the AppStore review section It kills me more and more every second David doesn't tell Margaret . I hate when this happens . My barber always puts it on a counter across the room and I gotta go get it or force them to This has officially blown my mind , makes you think of the sky scraper human tree growth structures of the matrix . Please dear world , do not grow humans in the underground future . Well rate my ass and call me Patrick . No joke - my pit ate one whole . Then wanted kisses . No teeth . To take my bacon ! Because moving out of the country is as easy as 1 , 2 , 3 ! Fifty Shades of Grey . My mom stores her batteries here .... Sharp costume . Probably best if he refrains from drinking anything , however Yes thank you that is very helpful I live in yl , this is like the third one in 3 years > Am fost prin vizita la fosta mea prietena intrun penitenciar de femei cu wcuri si dusuri comune la Târgușor acum ceva timp . Cacatul in dush si pe pereti era o priveliste des intalnita Whether or not he's right or wrong , i think we would rather hear him disprove the guy instead of flat out insulting him . I could almost like the guy if it were not for this issue . What does his age have to do with this ? New Koch brothers housing solution for the middle class ? No and I wouldn't like to be Don't actually do this . What are you going to do with it when you get home ? You didn't close * any * of your quotation marks This is true . Someone who blew up my car paid $ 5 only I just bought Zac on Saturday night . The value of the field MyClass . serialVersionUID is not used . OH GOD my bosses can see me adjusting my underwear I get a blocked caller every few weeks . It's a library robocaller telling me I have an overdue book , then hangs up . I've never heard of this place and don't have a library card . Season ending injuries ? Yes ... Yes I'm familiar with those . Came here to say this . Take those major scales you already know ( That's disgusting and your suggestion is just as repugnant as this guys behavior . Catch yourself on . > This was in my * soft-more * year in college . I hope I don't see an erection in that video I meant games you play on your phone or tablet " Algum BR ? " Nope , it didnt . I use a lot this feature and was happily surprised when my iPod sarted doing the Fist me . * * Absolutely everything I say beneath this statement is purely speculative fact and is in no way to be taken as legal advice . Junior Dos Santos and Katy Perry have one thing in common : they both love fireworks You were late ! BF4 is supposed to show up Nov . 12th . Pretty sick game they are playing with me , giving me a DS4 and PS4 game with no system Watching top gear while reading this AMA and a Dyson commercial came on ! Creepy ! Or a conspiracy ? .... Be my guest I don't think that's a her Este es un cap ítulo de Parks and Recreation . México es básicamente un Pawnee gigante I was trying to be supportive . OOC : He held your hand Fat nutritionist . Yea , why should we listen to you again ? Reminds me of a gym I used to work out at before I moved ... One of the personal trainers was a huge fat woman , easily pushing 300 lbs . I read that as vag . And instantly gave the Wait ... This happened in UK ? I can see it now in the headlines , " elpresidente - 4 solves psychiatry woes world over , just get more sex ! " Sigh , now I'm all " excited too " Trolls aren't even trying anymore . Then we'd only know what Zack Galifanakis looks like naked . Great way to quickly locate all those hairline cracks and spider chips . Wrap it in towels and put it in a backpack . Or buy an actual case for it . If its like a baby to you , you should protect it better than this . Leaf AND Grass stones Third part app providers ? Third party music and video providers ? Changing the default browser ? Them not selling your information access to the NSA ? Another shot ? Why not This happened 10 minutes ago with my flatmate , as she walked away i just stared at her like I meant the Hobbit ones . I find the MShep and FemShep choices to be alright . Miranda * has * to be Yvonne Strahovski . But Johnny Depp as Mordin ? Don't underestimate the moose and maple Yeah because admitting you occasionally partake in a drug is a crime ... This is good idea . Because some of Indonesia's mobile phone provider's 3G connection works horribly poor especially on highly crowded areas such as shopping malls ( I'm looking at you telkomsel You're right , he should have taught him to hold his breath instead welcome to austin So you are telling me to downvote this because it is from another website ? With that logic I may as well downvote every post on the entire website because ITS NOT LIKE THIS ISN'T THE FRONT PAGE OF THE INTERNET OR ANYTHING . I believe keichunyan is a her not a him Wives ... Snapchat is banned at my friend's school after a drug deal was done using it . God's work , ma ...... wait ... " This contest isn't very ... contesty ... " Tanyu complains , contrary to her earlier statements . Wait Deadly Premonition got a 10/10 ? Awesome repost You make that " Thanks . I'll now go stalk and rape that person . And then , I'll come after you . I hope you recorded video of this costume . I didn't say it was slower than average Do you seriously think I'd sell you a 770 that I paid $ 539 for ( Hell yeah Australian prices ) literally yesterday for $ 299 Fair enough but it just kinda makes you go It's funny because a baby died I wish I could say the same for mine I thought this was some funny video with the bad acting and what not . Well ... Didn't expect it to be a commercial Resharper prices " ... the cheek not the cavern . " Guns don't kill people . People kill guns . Yeah sure more guns for more safety Hahah oh reddit . Comparing ESB to Harry Potter . Peacedale ( lol , Resharper prices * * Oh god I had pre-teen blood on the dance floor flashbacks Cant tell if sarcastic ... or insulting me Maybe you shouldn't buy a glass phones that's prone to accidents We have a winner ! Doesn't matter what you say . You will burn . You can't do anything to change your fate . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The 3-4 Dolphins turn around 4 game losing streak and make a surge while the 7-1 Broncos take a dive giving us the 6th seed ? Jason WAS scarier . I asked my mom what it was . She said it was a balloon If they don't say nothin , I don't say nothin > Continues to post here . Acne - it's a disease of the skin Sure , and the last one was second best ! It you're a fan of the show " once upon a time " , this actually has a rather creepy feel to it . lol 156 was the best price I could have hoped for . This recent fire was a little too convenient before earnings ... Of course he's a Mainer I wasn't sure wh fbvjhmkmjjj . Njnhggbhiookp ಠ_ಠ " Not sure if intentional grammar mistake in own sentence .... or just also not familiar with grammar . Account created 3 hours ago ... How is a firmware upgrade supposed to circumvent the limitation of the USB interface ? Why the fuck does that exist . What ... uh ... kind of porn does he watch ? I added you ! Please add me ~ O . o yeah .... I use Voice Memos ( How do you skate backwards ? I read that as , " Let's take a look at some meth . " That's not a gif Unless you wanna get high No . Me too , but on my phone for $ 5 If it's around the $ 8 I paid on the surface I'll buy it again on X1 . If it's over that , probably not . This is groundbreaking ! ... Dont be one of those people Agreed . Why would we want our viewing habits reported and sold ? To legitimize our preference in canceling cable ? It will happen soon enough If the principle to this held true , I'd have something serious with a whole lot of old people at the library OP , you're supposed to bury the medal with the victims body " Don't press that upvote button , don't you * * dare * * click on that upvote button . That sandwich is far too unhealthy for you to condone , do you think ... Nice try , shoe pedo Oh merciful god ! Born in 91 , remember the 90s , but I am not a 90s kid ? Is it like I didnt develop memories till I was a man .... Those screens that are at a 90 degree angle to the user ... And your replies and the entire guide itself does ? My penis just crawled back inside of me Link disapproves . Wow , they must be really hard up with a car like that . maybe , a bit too fun ... I was legitimately asked if we had electricity in New Zealand , over the internet . He wasn't joking To people who post pictures here , please post the original , not the one that has been edited , has had an ugly filter added to it , and posted to instagram . AC Milan ... I wish I didn't know that sub existed . Now reddit is ruined for me . Forever Get my quarzsand gloves ( they get hard like stone when you fist your hands ) , pack out my lei tai fighting skills , and fuck up some faces . I'd just survive by stealing shit , and I was a scout for 10 years . Depends on how many enemies are out there trying to get me , but I'd maybe survive the whole thing but at least 1 week , as long as nobody killed me sneakily while beeing asleep more respect for Mr . Blurrycam How dare you mention their sex or race on reddit you sexist racist bastard ! Stick with what you know , I guess .. That meme has too many prepositions in a row . " What is flame ? " In a college chemistry course . > Interestingly enough a separatist and Independent NI is only a theory proposed by fringe unionists .... We went to Canada / Alaska this summer and got a ton . the fact that you know this makes me This link looks shady Rule 3 . milk and whiskey ... ‎ YOU FUCKFACE DICKHEAD ASSHOLE POMPOUS SCUM SON OF A MOTHERLESS MOTHERFUCKING COCK JUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Why , why ! ! ! ! Why did have to show me that ? My eyes , rip them off ! ! ! ! ! my eyes Jesse Pinkman ? That's not a nice thing to call your mother Is this satire ? Please tell me this is satire . Weird I could have sworn I'ld seen this picture before .. Oh alright .. I guess Lemieux's numbers aren't impressive then Even worse he's a weeden defender . Tak fordi vi fik den fact på plads . Hvis du ikke er dansker , så forst år du nok ikke så meget af det her alligevel ... but where is the snow in the PNW I'm 23 and read the paper just about every other day . Yeah it was , its the look of disapproval I need to get a bear suit and offer a door to door service . I had a friend who thought Maryland was a peninsula in New England , and she thought it was a peninsula because she thought Virginia was a body of water . There is dill in tzatziki ? > Even worse he's a weeden defender . This has 666 karma seems legit " Ass ? " Yes that's my question where is it ? and what , pray tell , do you use it for normally ? Translated . Thank we got the fact in place . If you are not a Dane , you'll most likely not understand what i'm writing Honestly , that is exactly what my christian parents told me . They told me evolution was false because there are still monkeys around , and that they would be all gone if evolution was true . Can't tell if hotdogs or actually legs Just what a Space-Jew would say . I'm watching you . You're absolutely welcome , look for team Unlimited Breadsticks ! Also , look for the only team under 50 years old . Ketchup and anything is common in America . My sister has been known to put it on angel food cake . What if I told you I had no friends ? > Subnets are too complicated ? Really inset resting phobia you have Yeah but this picture is not recent though , her whole neck is inked now AI systems for robotic hookers . Are those toe-shoes ? Aaand I'm fired ! I just noticed Nasus and Renekton , that got me thinking , if they're brothers ... which one of them was adopted ? But those eyebrows It used to be my go to thing , thanks netflix Mother of God . You : You're probably in your twenties , maybe approaching 30 but I'm having a hard time getting a sense of your background . You're a gamer , but only a select few , one of which is LoL . You like Dexter and HIMYM . You like to comment a lot , especially if you can post a set of It just works , no tricks That wasn't the OP , that was a different user Your comment history makes it * very * difficult to take your question at face value Isn't that what I said ? This gif was posted under the subject line of " That wasn't funny . That hurt . " Tanyu pouts , but instantly cheers up at Basan's cute antics . " Here y'go , " she says , tipping the bottle so she's pretty much bottle feeding the fox kit sake This jpg is moving So you've been sensitive since 11-12 y . o . but when you were 13 you were having problems believing in spirits ? I believe that your sexual spectrum is a concrete part of your personality . You can't change it , but that it can shift throughout your life based on your biological wiring . Pff , I'm a woman and this is how I carry groceries , two trips are for wimps . Who cares how much arm circulation you cut off for the next few hours . That's no vagina . Can't see the difference ? Preach on , dipshit . In the 21st century you only diminish your own message . Welcome to the evolving world of technology ! In a couple years , hundreds of terabytes will suddenly seem pathetic too . This is , literally , the mouse I play dota with I don't have enough I knew a mixed kid who used to rant about how nice being in the KKK would be . You should walk away and stop being a creep with no sense of respect for other people's privacy . Dead horses aren't deleted I've opened up a ' 12 21.5 . Really , it's not that hard using the pizza wheel . I'd argue it's easier than opening some server enclosures i've worked on . I'm not concerned about cracking the beast open . I'm concerned that the logic board may be gimped without a connector if you don't order it with an HDD , much like that 21.5 that didn't have an ssd connector . D slayer vayne ? Yes , because obviously the OP is an example of an immense amount of time and effort put into making a lunch and totally did not take just a couple extra minutes to Halloweenify . Awe , we would of loved to have you . Good luck searching . Also , why is it necessary to redirect direct image links to that page in the first place ? Why can't we just get GIF files ? Or if you're going to insist on doing that ( There's even an " anarchy " comment " With high-speed warp drive " ... What about my post seemed like I was un-calm ? Yea I'm super high too 20 $ for a pack of 25 ? That's just insane / u / Ectar _ Archer's mom was the one assigning code names at ISIS ... He has one antler . He does like it and will chew on if he can sit right in my lap while he does ... So it is always supervised . He's not content to sit and chew tho , he wants to throw his toys around and roll them with his nose ... so the antler isn't enough . He doesn't try to swallow the Antler because I got him a very big one . The smaller one we had he did try . But don't worry , if you destroy 100 enemy vehicles - - you get vents ! So .. Did u get laid ? If that's what you call poaching our salary cap with offer sheets I'm with you on this sentiment . I'd probably work * really * hard to get it just right and then forget it's there and rub my eye . I .... I have a craving for macadamia nuts ... So is he just rehashing the " when you're 80 " argument , usually saved for questionable tattoos , to be used with being gay ? I was seriously confused because I read it as " because I'm my girlfriends younger sister " I hope you mean the yo-yo one I hope you don't have a penis at all I don't know , I just feel like a squirrel in an open field when ever I visit back east . The skyline feels exposed and incomplete . 0 points with Reddit gold I expected a Dusty Rhodes cosplay I feel your pain . I've been looking for that shade everywhere since I saw in on here and its been out of stock every time . Except in the case of people playing on console ... " SR . bigcockprettyboy " I was hoping that the squirrel had just shown up on its own . " Hey honey , I thought there were only three kitt ... 120 Kills ... wat . I'm all for fun marketing , but I'm not sure that helps . It kind gives me the impression that some demonic puppet is going to kill me in my sleep if I buy that apartment . I just read the synopsis Si supieras todas las estupideces que he visto Well you can't have sex with $ 20 As a Highlander , Easy ? Our own creation = our parents procreation . Gets even weirder when your at an age to procreate on your own ... With another person ? ... Idk how to word that without it sounding weird or like masturbation . Tanyu shows up wearing the sluttiest costume she could find Why must all high-end android phones carry a giant screen ? What the fuck ? I want $ 6.50 pizza ... damn it ! Why would you link to technobuffalo ? God damn it , I was drinking water . You don't want to know lol wut I fuck the koalas I love me some PFM just because he's awesome and arguably one of the best QBs to ever play the game ... I fucking can't stand his Papa John commercials though I would be completely weirded out if I had a picture of myself dressed as Garth in 1987 8 year olds dude Holy shit ! Now that's an image I've been dying to see Happened to Thor once too You're hearing rumors from ps4 fanboys who want nothing more than to waste your time and thoughts with bs rumors . It works on comments too That was you ! ? Yeah . She knew EXACTLY what she was doing . Conniving bitch ... I'm trying to find out another name for the bondage tape you're referring to . A google search for this is not work safe ( I'm not sure why I didn't think of this before searching . ) Or are you really referring to bondage tape used in S & M ? Your mind must be dirtier than mine . This didn't even cross my mind . I hope you aren't calling Mexicans inferior ... " Man with one leg ; Getaway driver " whaddaya want him to do make runs ? This show starting to make me paranoid and analyze everything . So much to the point that I notice they're both pointing at something has me believe it's important > ( People have actually thought I was my dad's trophy wife . This just reminded me ... I REALLY hope Arin didn't take Suzy to the Grand Canyon for their honeymoon . oh gosh ಠ_ಠ on so many different levls . Never before have I ment a I'm 6 ' 3 " and she was 5 ' 1 " . Her dad said I was the tallest beaner he's ever met . Bunch of midgets . I don't really care about the Cam ranking , but some of the rest still makes me ヽ ༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ ノ hats patch after hats patch after hats patch hats patch after hats patch after hats patch hats patch after hats patch after hats patch hats patch after hats patch after hats patch hats patch after hats patch after hats patch hats patch after hats patch after hats patch hats patch after hats patch after hats patch hats patch after hats patch after hats patch ヽ ༼ Where I live the sunrise is past 8 . Why can't my dog do this what , A bidet I share an apartment with two girls , my room is by the bathroom . The sounds that come from there Oh god . Did Nickelodeon just try to attempt a meme ? Spit strings are awesome * TOO LATE * I made the mistake of eating a soap flavored one We should abbreviate that to RIPIP so that someday it can become RIPIP in peace ... I was having a good day till I saw this . Thanks ! My crowning life achievement is ... studying Jeb was too busy watching the line than traffic ... just drove right into the rear fender of DWJ ... ugh " There is way to waive the entrance fee , message me for details if interested " Isn't he a bit young for Breaking Bad ? So I'm watching this Canadian college playoff game during halftime and I saw an ad for Old Dutch and it made me sad : when I was up in Canada on a trip a friend got me into ketchup-flavored potato chips and I found out it's very hard to get them in the states . Old Dutch is HQed and manufactured here in the Twin Cities , but all their ketchup chips are for export only . Goes to restaurant . Waiter asks what i want to drink . Coke please . Waiter asks if Pepsi is alright . That's not what the focus is here . This part is " " we practiced the exact scenario that played out today .... * we played out today * " What's happening ? Wtf is an ass mannequin ? Great , guess I'm not sleeping tonight I just showed this to my boyfriend . HAHA look at this totally funny and irrelevant thing I found on Reddit ...... [ unjerk ] ( The second guy's name is terf 2004 . Why does that bring a smile to your face ? ! Pfft ... In my day I had to actually turn a page to look at porn . In a magazine ! All you commenters are acting like Ice King , stop it . This is what I get for browsing All ( new ) . More large cities needs this . Don't Dallas my Austin been there before ... Dat Smell But why is he fully errec .... Making them exactly the same is a mistake , now I've got no reason to buy both right now , I'm thinking you need to watch more classic TV pls don't edit the post with your mom init How did you get here three months late , and what makes you think a build with 6300 hp on Olaf would be any good at all Probably real pork too And Frankenstein was more recent than implied in this as well ..... I stopped watching . Or are they creating Gengars ? Good point ! Wouldn't want to ruin that precious YouTube video . Let us have our fun " Gain some professional experience in media "  * * I discovered this today . Espurr lifts it's ears if you tap it Fernandez is going ( to continue ) to be a monster next year Yes ..... I said he's average / r / imagine if they really used gas instead of plastic Black lucian ^ heh . ... and I was making a joke in return No , I work for a sarcastic thirty-year-old who looks suspiciously like The Nexus 5 is 499 CHF ( 560 USD ) here in Switzerland . All of them ? And are they wearing makeup ? I miss my ' 03 TL-S , metallic green , understated , fast ( to me ) . Very comfortable . Also liked the first generation TSX , but Acura ruined that model , too . Uncle Pete sounds like a real funny guy The only mode Seriously ? Aww shit . Well it's gonna be hard for him to eat pizza with a busted hand . Oh man the warriors are wearing their short sleeve jerseys tonight Your username You must choose . Why was there a Starburst in your belly button ? Which book of Zen did you rip up a page of and roll a joint with ? Relevant username ? Gee , and I thought / r / Pokemon had a serious downvote problem That's funny because I'm ... wait a minute ... Well ... looks like I'm done with the Internet today . Ok . Maybe it's just our finely tuned eyes ... I've seen things done with carrots " Redditors of reddit " Shut . Your . Whore . Mouth . And making statements like for the whole world to see causes millions of people to want to move here . Thanks rotchan . Thanks a lot . At 5 ' 2 it's not often a choice for me . Yeah , it's from that notorious scam publication , Veterinary Practice News . Nothing worse than those rampant veterinary hoaxes . WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH A closed down bride .. ? I'm assuming you meant bridge , but for a second I was like I don't have this issue because my cable provider doesn't offer it . hey I share a birthday with gabe , cool ! I wonder what that tastes like Someone's butt hurt . Just because she's sort of popular on this sub-reddit doesn't mean she can't post at all One time while lounging in bed , a well educated girlfriend of mine asked me about the operation I had that gave me that " scar " . Calem ? Who is Calem ? I think you mean Serena ... Yeah ... Because males and men and testosterone-driven protagonists . Why is this a thing ? Anyone else get annoyed at the Rams uniform choice ? Look like the ' 99 Super Bowl uniforms to me ... " proved " This was a picture from before it broke > but I do wear womens underwear . I'm conflicted . You deserve an upvote but you collect downvotes As a 17yo girl i'm not sure how I feel about some of these replies . They were at least clean tampons right ? 3.3 days You can't re-marry in skyrim I'm a girl but both mine are longer ... I think the guy knows what case he has . Try playing fucking Jameis Reminds me Jet Black from Cowboy Bebop somehow ... False ! A vast majority of people aren't good enough for me . Don't fault me for having standards Haha , I read that and thought " Seriously ? You very obviously could've said that the extra time would've altered the ship's and / or iceberg's course , preventing collision , and instead went with * the iceberg would warm up * ? " It has such sights to show you That … actually made sense ( Yes , yes . Thank you very much Surely he smells like r kelly's sheets How to interact properly with women Had to listen all the way through Oh wow , thanks for that . I didn't even notice that some were multiple years apart and that others were quarterly within the same year ... Good work China . We had to give them one for that shitty call earlier . I - 35 , you are the bane of my existance ! ' Cucumber ' Actually made this face : Then you can fast forward to the numbers game So .... how do you know about it was wrong ? Hey ... Don't I know you ? I could of sworn I've seen you before I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt , but at this point it's become obvious that you're trolling . Everyone knows Neanderthals never developed a written language It's certainly cruel , but it might work . A suicide bomber would hardly worry about the threat of jail , or anything that might happen to himself / herself . But get their family involved ... like I said , cruel , but it could work as a deterrent ......... unless they're some kind of crazy religious zealots who don't follow logic . This actually makes fkn sense . " Tell me about the car again . Say everything you wanna say " then proceed to interrupt her as she tries to answer the question . So what's your solution ? Get rid of the jews ? " Science " Ochenta (8 0 in Spanish I was 16 . Coming home from a concert , a girl I liked had her head in my lap , pulled me down and kissed me ! She told me later in that night on the phone she didn't like to get close to guys she kisses because she loses interest . Being so hurt I replied with , " so you're a slut then ? " Hung up the phone and never spoke to her again .... I'm right handed and this happens to me There are good incest stories ... ? .. or the even more fun , 25 hour shift read that as " fapping " . Lol dude , that is fucking awesome . I broke both my front teeth doing a header over the bars when I was a kid . So I am still waiting for my second chance . Sailor Moon's head on Ash's body disturbs me greatly You know Dante stares at the wall . ( And some women have them too . do want Anyone know the song at the end though ? Anyways Charron bout to body Ars Yeah , I was kinda like ... ehh , that's just an elbow patch . Wow that easy I once did this , the young girl snapped at me , and the elderly lady I was actually holding the door for walked out , looking at the girl with the same This is how I felt when , after 3 years of braces , my orthodontist says " huh , that's weird " Me ( with stuff in my mouth ): " waaa ? " " well , you could have probably had these taken out a year ago .... at least . Well time to take ' em out now ! ¯ \ _ ( ツ ) _ / ¯ " Me : ( Shit I saw everyone doing it ... * I'd kill for some Banoffee Pie ... * The first rule about adblock is ............. Gilchrest chest bumping the INT instead of catching it ... That close I hope not many . This kind of things changes people ... I still have trouble wrapping my head around people that have sex in someone else's home . After reading these , I am NEVER inviting anyone over to my house . Incorrect sizes on most of the pictures I think she's saying it's okay for cows to eat human flesh . Vaping Old Spice Pretty sure this means the Vikings will have another QB on the roster next week . I thought I had a lot from coworkers but everyone has proven me wrong .... Horribly .. Horribly wrong . His YouTube account name is " SexyCodShots " No shit .... really . I've been on NARCO for like a year for an old war injury . Had no clue it was causing my " no shits . " Wish my doc mentioned that . If you can make Thin Mint Cookie happen I will love you ! And finally start denying those damn Girl Scouts .. or even more fun , 49 hour shift Bears special teams this game " Whenever two planes collide in the air , it's a potential disaster for everyone involved . " Ejaculation storm ... Wat A defense with Maza , Topo Valenzuela and Hugo Ayala . Oh boy ... I hope this wasn't a setup , in which case the person filming it is a cruel little prick . The cat in the bag looked like it hit its head on the walls .. but then again , I've seen my kittens do some pretty stupid shit of their own volition . You suck [ ಠ_ಠ ] ( ಠ_ಠ ) { That's not glue Are you sure it wasn't roofie-o ? * Eat your sweetie ! Good morning ! ! Oh it's a sunshiny day ........ ! Let's check reddit . Labial ....... fellation ........ afraid to google . Fuck it I'm going back to bed . I was told there would be a puppy here . Ugh . ಠ_ಠ sorry friend sent that to me yesterday . Your individual deductible is also nearly $ 3300 lower with e ACA compliant plan . This will increase your monthly premium . Although , it doesn't make sense that your premium would be 4x higher . That is the manliest name I've ever heard .. His last name would be Magnum .. I almost read that wrong I had this face gojira is prog metal now ? ... > Outrageous ! How dare they accuse Infowars of posting sensationalist titles ! It weighs a gram dude , that's what my scale says . * What the ... * Oliver Stone , noted historian . " That's an obvious flop right there . " Backfire comes from fuel combusting in the intake , not the exhaust OP didn't even change the title That explains everything spoken like a true mugger Well fuck . You've just ruined one of my favorite childhood fruits It's watching me Cute girl but goddamn that's an intense stare . Relax Just looked up what a kielbasa was ... Whenever my mom called me " hijo de puta " I always responded , " that's you ! " She replied " I KNOW " . Is that seriously an acronym * " DUDE THIS KID'S DEAD HAHAHAA " * ..... wow , I was entirely too distracted by Nice try , but we all know exactly what values you teach young Adolf at home Meanwhile other languages I wish i was one of those people who didn't get it I got a couple messages about how vaccines are going to kill us all Yeah I was going to say , op is the one who needs an immersion chiller " one " I'm waiting for a PM Jeans wilder ? camp .. 1944 is still way off ... you know OOC : ... I don't even ... Wat . I saw some video explaining how all of the dollars , if folded in a certain way , would predict future events ( * obviously * planned by the government ( ( mostly Obama ) ) ) . It was saying that the new 100 $ bill showed a nuclear devastation ( which I believe Obama planned ) and the hologram on the front ( liberty bell ) was symbolizing the White House alarms going off . My mom's cousin shared it . That fucking stag ... I want to find every GOP member that thought Santorum or Herman Cain ( ? ! ) or Rick Perry ( * * How , exactly , do you go about getting probable cause that someone has drugs in their anus ? the title of the youtube video is very misleading / u / ImALadyOkay People here won't even help you by pointing to OP more clearly At least the gun model is decent Bears can fly , now ? whomp whomp .... reallly ? thats what you really wanted ? Okay , if you're looking for legit incest ( Ewoks took out and AT-ST ... Same here . I was talking to one such person from Finland and he said he joined deliberately to get a high ping . Doing it right now Male here , this does happen . From Nvidia to ASUS Oh god why Saw you got negative karma for this so I just wanted to attach a caveat to your comment that when we downvote people in here who are politely arguing from good faith we look like assholes what's wrong with drinking tea ? All I could think while reading those , " Yeah , that happened ... Yeah some of the better ones work pretty well , actually . Ironically , I've never been able to fit one in my pocket . You're not following your username ... Why are you in this subreddit 1 year and still no portal 2 . The really annoying part is that the river is included in the base game , but you can't replace it if it gets messed up without buying the whole base set over again . < when she stands up > ( I think he means the ones that are already * in the ground * > Long story short , Abrams may be responsible for taking up the knife that was thrust into the back of the core values of Star Trek - but in reality our general , mass cynicism as a whole modern society forced his hand with our own . I really like the water , but the fire ones r ... That is not even remotely on the same field ..... Where are the macros ? And what on earth is a " slow carb " ? Uhh , to clarify , I play football for U of T , and once after practice , @ around 11 , on my way to the subway to get back to my neighbourhood a hobo requested I donate to his cause , and I only had TTC tokens so I said " no " to which the friendly hobo replies " happy leukemia " I am so goddam happy this was finally posted ! Wanted to watch it day of ..... But the fucking time zones messed me up It was a pain in the ass but managed to convince my store to give me one after about 7 tries and finnally arguing with the manager to get one . Also when I tried calling Sprint International dept told me they are on 2 week backorder for freaking SIM CARDS Well that's gotta be a kick in the nads . Everyone cheering for your friends and not you at those own lecture . This is a mutual friend , I commented on that facebook post . Who are you Fuck . Does Drano really just make your shit fall off like that ! ? Quit pretending you are a soap maker . You are a soap melter . I actually made the There's a pinch method ? Yeah . A FOUR INCH GAP AT RED ROBIN . Ho hooo motherf I feel like the only women that would be that close to the oval office would be members of his staff , his wife , and ... his daughter ... ‎ " Do I put my fingers in there ? " Pens é que se nos hab ía convenido a dejar de publicar * post * con titulares exagerados ; eso de " Artistas " I was once followed by mini mouse in New York City because I took a picture with him and didn't tip him . He wouldn't leave me alone beforehand unless I took a picture with him anyway .. Ah ... Your shoes ... But it's just as nutritious as orange pulp in orange juice . You should see a doctor It's amazingly screwed up that the stupidest one in this scene has Nan's face on it Gotcha , I picked up the cards and will wait and see if Indy is there when waivers clear Friday morning . I also have Zac Stacy so that could be a slight conflict of interest there I fucked my first big system , during my internship ... Child pornography networks access to unlimited teen groupies and he sleeps with a prostitute * whips scissors out * 10 gigs of ram , crossfire epicness , and windows no asks here sir To be completely honest , I just googled " you say the ass first I hate it when the post office is closed on Sundays , it disables my arms and I am unable to write letters on Sunday ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) lower you swag ノ ( There are good look people in every ethnicity . And ugly comes in every colour of the rainbow . " Gtx 780 Ti is love overclocking " ... " language isn't logical " is a vague statement but using " purer " in reference to language isn't . * * I don't , but I don't see mass hysteria toward sony like I do with MS . How is it that some women look awesome hot even with no hair ? That dude had a dose of 100 Grays . 5kills you within a day normally . Arent you visage * Especially * for Lisa's wedding Poor Brits . British / European redditors are usually so even handed , especially with the USA . They would never paint all Americans ( or is it Muricans ? ) with the same brush So I tried to check it out ... and apparently my work filter has / r / Conservative blocked because it's classed as " Sex " ? ! Whaaaaat . Print only ? Yeah , only Europeans stereotype . Good for you ! You caught my exact sentiment . Americans are perfect little angels of tolerance and light Especially if it is cold Dude ...... You could still smell it a week later ! ? ? ? Go wash your ass ! ! ! Until your floorboard fills with water from running the AC on hot days due to a lack of an in-cabin air filter coming standard . Yeah , they fucked up big time . Now its pretty much reddit Replacing one old , white , extremist with his son , another old , white extremist . Brave move there CFA . For some reason this reminded me of a weird porno I watched years ago , with clowns in it ‎ " * returns * " careers ... of children ... lol , my brother would always do the same thing and in Roller Coaster Tycoon he'd make rides that lead to peoples deaths and he'd pick them up and drown them . Going into my senior year of high school we had a beach trip ... Last 5 minutes of it I wanted to run into the ocean . As I'm about ankle deep I hit a pothole and roll my angle ... Thinking its sprained I walked on in for a week then figuring out that I completely shattered my growth plate in my left ankle . Running ... Into the beach ... Had a boot on for the next 8 weeks . Yes , because being an atheist suddenly makes you so smart . Whaaaaa ? ! It's got a name ? ! ? ! ლ ( Walking around my house naked and rubbing my junk on everything ..... maybe I am weird Yes , bacause 40 % crit damage is better than 100 % Not sure if a sarcastic or serious " title " . 6 months . If my statistic was real , I'd have referenced it . I'm very sure how to feel about that ... I have you tagged as " Wants to kill teen girls at mall with car " . I am now seriously concerned . But it actually isn't forcing him to play Baer .. Looks pretty shooped . The other options are also new games in general some emotion on the medic would be great , hes just all ... cheese ? But ugggghhh it's so annoying when girls bring their big purse everywhere like what is in there a brick lol so annoying right ha ha females ! ! ! Being British and finding out that in America unless you have health insurance you'd not be able to get health care was like finding out that Americans are deprived of a basic human right . Honestly I think the American health system is appalling . I didn't hear the words " no homo . " Thanks , complimenting bot ! I was actually eating when I got this My eyes they hurt Oh look , this is another coworker , give karma to this account ... What ? Say that again , I couldn't hear you over your irony . If you can find someone to trade Pliny or heady topper for breakfast stout . Count me in too . I never thought of that Annnnnd fuck . Does awesome , gets hurt . What ? > I thought you said nothing but prostitution I read that as Pastor Troy . Don't forget the Kin . Some people don't resell their games . I wanted one . It seemed interesting . On the bench where Sigi put them ? " Oh yes , show me ! " Hopefully it is a legitimate sword and not a ' sword ' . Truly a livememe . Pues no se que le hiciste Nice one OP , trying to increase CollageHumor's traffic flow . God help us . So the " original MOBA " was a 3rd person shooter that isn't a MOBA ? Huh , the more you know . Now I can't sleep incase a wild Phreak appears with that rape face Probably a mix of neopets , nickjunior , and when I matured a bit wetpussygames . God that last one What have I done / u / JuiceboxSC 2 has a sick twisted mind . And I like it I want the source for it . Not drowning , per se , but drowing related . Everything I've ever done , honestly . It sucks cause at the moment in time I'm like " oh damn I'm so fucking cool " or " wow I really like doing this . " Then I remember a few years later and I'm like Im outa here ┌ ( My mother screaming at how long it has been since my dad touched her My spidey-sense is tingeling Well shit ... I just listened to the show that I missed here in Charlotte last week . I really regret not going now ! The sappy songs sound better live , and the old tunes were really on fire . With my nose " We're sorry but this site is not accessible from the UK . " Are you fucking kidding me BBC ? This must hurt the reddit community that they can't jump on the police hate train . As most titles that involve police , this one is made to distort What ? ? Yeah , coz privileged white kids never do stupid shit like this . Well this got strange . Because everyone in America is Obese You sound like my coworker .......... That first picture ... ... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK Pfft , NOPE . I was totally speaking in absolutes . I can't think of ONE situation where a woman has EVER confused friendship for love . ┌ ( ಠ_ಠ ) ┘ SHE'S UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD DONG ┌ ( ┌ ( ಠ_ಠ ) ┘ WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET DONGY ┌ ( your username = wat Worse ? This is a repost . I've seen this flat wang before * * and still I clicked * * . My suspicion is that there are bots among us . Haha I can barely read a book . I'm literate but it's just torture . I don't think he meant that kind of fruit .... unless If you press run , " can't escape ! " pops up . Fuckin weed I'd steal everything . Everything . Somewhere a stripper saw this and had an orgasm . Actually it's rule number three . And rule number four is don't bitch about reposts . I'll take boy pussy over man cunt anyday . YOU SON OF A ... don't worry about it man :) just don't let it happen again Slaves were given a place to live and food . Should have seen this coming but ... That white spot in the crotch better be a tag ! Girls poop ? His eyes are staring into my soul ... I'm thinking its fake . Making a meme of this situation You must've been looking , because I didn't notice them . Wow . A lot of those are horrible . It's also written by Ron Borges and alleges that Belichick told Hernandez to find a safe house and lay low . I don't know if it's something to be proud of or not , but what the hell . Good job man Oh man , thanks ! Kind of forgot I guess . 2 years Dat price . STRICTLY COINCIDENTAL * * Depending on storage conditions , doesn't cotton crumble ? ? what the fuck is going on ? Wow , if you are Christopher Bradford , it would be very cool to have you do an AMA . Don't feel offended if someone didn't recognize you . A lot of the Reddit people are into Chaos Magic and don't know much beyond Pete Carroll . Copy and paste it . It's basically an application that holds products that have all about 1k - 10k possible configurations ( lenghth , diameter , material ) . It got bigger than the client expected The way you say that makes me feel like you look at your crush like this : ( And gained the weight too ... why did I ask . Why . I have a friend ( fellow science teacher ) who does this when arguing .... he lives in Kazakhstan ..... and he's on Reddit .... loves Auburn ( I bet some people actually tried this Yep , I've been downvoted to fuck for saying we didn't deserve to lose . Pricks everywhere You're welcome > Everyone hates you until proven likeable . Use to . The black monster cock I've not played with my headset on , I imagined it would be a load of kids telling me about how good my mother was in bed . Alice in Chains ? I don't know if I should up vote for pointing out that Tom Cruise is world class prick , or down vote for giving that world class prick more attention . He posted another video on voxel sniper twice , once to here , and once to minecraftinventions . Then he posted this different video here . Please , do a bit more research before making an argument . NO . BAD . They knew He never said we would be HERE I took that training my self as a DOD Contractor . Good stuff . Pretty sure that title belongs to slavery Don't you love it how there are more letters in the word Sherlock then there are episodes . none of the guys are even looking at her Looks like a small porcupine in foreskin Fun fact , alert ( Shutting sluts mouths ? I'm watching you , small one . That link is purple .... Hold on guys , I think it's trying to communicate . I didn't know I had a vagina until I got my period . I can thank my parents for not telling me shit about anything ! My friends weren't much help , they told me sex was when a boy peed on a girl . Yep , just got mine and was very disappointed . Paid a grand for 2 seats and don't even want to hang one up next to my tickets from last year and ' 07 . How do you know man Ewww this gave me goosebumps In the comments " same reason I became a teacher " I really liked the ending . Ok , so I was bored and slightly curious so I kinda accidently read the whole manga ( don't judge me , I'm already judging myself ) and my reaction through most of it was something along the lines of [ 1:47 : 30 AM ] D C : ; - ; 7 geebeast . I loved serving with you in Dongernam . I knew we had a bond ever since the first time we ヽ ༼ ຈل ͜ ຈ ༽ ノ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ ༼ ຈل ͜ ຈ ༽ ノ together . And when the enemies told us to ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ ( I ..... do ...... Yea white girl dig guys with big feet . It took me a while to figure out why my ex liked my big hands and feet Why ? ლ ( hotshot and lily why do i see this happening in the future The holocaust is no laughing matter haha . it was in jest . but how about brothers huh ? always breakin your legos ... Down vote for fake Philly cheesesteak ~ 120 days before it was legalized Who makes up these things ? After reading this post ... I had to double check that I wasn't subscribed to the " Which one of theses stories is bullshit " subredditt Don't all territories ? That's what I like to think but then they rank these QBs ahead of him when the time comes . WHAT . THE . FUCK . if they really deliver I'd bother taking a pic with my name next to the box , the only thing they do to tell yo that you won is an email afterwords Tell me about it . I was livid when I heard word going around almost two years after the fact that * * I * * had taken advantage of * * them * * . This commentator is a fucking cunt . Go eat a bag of dicks asshole ! ! That's just ..... Definitely . I have tiny tatas and they definitely gained some sag after having my son . So many women end up with larger ones , mine just gained more space for the same amount of tit . Yeah ... " crazy . " rat birds Definitely not Sexy Black pantyhose In Florida , they don't need to give you breaks at all . I've worked 10 hours without a break before . It's not out for PC yet .. yes , a tcnj I-I don't think you really got the message . Thanks ! Yeah , it's Sunday night and I'm tired , I just tried to read that , and my eyes were like My company gives you 7 1/2 hours of pay on your personal days , because " You'll still get a lunch on your day off " And a population of 212,303 . i mean in a league of legends doujin ... Stop starring at the kids junk you pedo Mine too ... and I just bought it yesterday so it should already be clean Why was I not browsing reddit two years ago ? Searched name on Destroyer of Childhood mode , Four of the first five images was gay pornography ... I can't believe it ! I lived in Spokane during some of the previous record snowfalls , but had no idea it was Obama's fault ! I'm upset no one let me know prior to voting for him . Thanks , Obama . I have to ask how do white people get into these kind of Japanese fashion subcultures ? I had to google Decora-chan and to my awe I found a Decora lifejournal . Words can not express how unimpressed I am with this turn of events I pray to God that you don't breed ... Those VW bugs are notoriously bad for breaking down and being expensive to fix due to their unique designs . At least the Holocaust was brought to an end , but these shitty cars have been screwing people over for decades . THANKS HITLER he and his bodyguard followed her into the men's room Well you just sound like a dick ... > 3 . No interaction with old comments . > you can drive from Scotland to Moldova without crossing a controlled border , but if we dare to relax our grip on the 49th parallel it's finis Canadia . ... twins * that own an awesome shower together . * I stalk him in Facebook I > Well you just sound like a dick ... A little suggestion , don't mess with drag queens . They are hardened to handle pretty much anything you can throw at them . The obvious solution You lucky sod .... I think I have 550 . Old information that's already been posted here . Also crappy site with tons of ads . Too silly ? No . It's just not a good game . ಠ_ಠ it feels like any of the indie games on the 360 right now . And not any of the GOOD indie games either . Well . I'll put my bid in . My clutch died on me as I got home from the area one event on Saturday . Will cost $ 1800 to fix . It will take me an extra month of saving money to replace it if I don't cancel my preorder . Still haven't decided that yet . November 7th . Been posted already Yeah it's starting to make me want to go elsewhere since no one seems to be able to search or use the more or next buttons . Great . I can't even submit my complaint because I keep getting server errors . I was a little worried at first .. I have those socks . That's literally just a bunch of people drinking beer in a shower I'm 27 and I have those same pajamas . Over heard a guy at 7-11 telling his kid that he would not get a ride home if he got a soda that wasn't diet . He told his son diet soda was good for you and regular soda can kill you I was banned for 3 years from a major local mall , and basically without reason . They had the police pull me over * well away from mall property * , after I had already left on my own , having received NO WARNING I had been doing anything wrong If there's any lawyers reading this , I'd like to ask you some questions . I had a phone consult with an attorney , and he blew me off , even when he was getting paid ! The USA : where it's perfectly acceptable to let your kids see horror movies that are just a step shy of being snuff films , but * GOD FORBID * they see some naked breasts ! Don't they want your tourist dollars ? That poor father . " This video is not available in your country . " " RECENT string of goals " Yes . I do believe this is an appropriate comparison Has to be the expression on his face . Props to Dallara those bumpers proved to work real well at preventing cars from being launched over the rear tires all season long . Sounds like your father had a bad experience with a goth chick before he met your mother Games are games on X1 . There is no arcade anymore . You wouldn't believe the number of people I know who actually drink raw eggs out of their own will . You appear to be whining in your own way This was posted in 2008 . ... That looks like a really small caterpillar . Or grab a box of diapers , rope , duct tape , olive oil , claw hammer , baby sized roasting pan , and a shovel ... Currently the president of WVU ? They're not pajamas , they are sweatpants ‎ I have you marked with : " got head form father " Is that you playing a bass without the E string ? " Nunca pensei que meu melhor amigo fosse meter o pau em mim . " ಠ_ಠ Wow stop the presses , breaking news here ! I'm reading every comment in here in his voice for some reason What is this new sorcery ... ლ ( Considering that I don't have a computer and my mom is 10,000 miles away , your story doesn't seem plausible agh ! that meatsound Maybe not that quick This .... scares me Shhhh you don't want the NSA showing up at your door . They don't use oil based lube . why have i seen that before What if someone with a cat allergy used this toilet paper ? The Abyss wasn't a monster movie Your joking , right ? That was a horrible joke . Sorry , but downvoted Completely focused in the middle of training , forgetting where the end of the lane is , going straight into the wall I love .. most .. of it , but is there a way to hide unowned DLC from the main list ? At this rate half of my songs will have a padlock before the year is out .. Scanner broke about 3 months ago and I no squat about using Illustrator ... nice Sorry , was actually from / r / pics It puts the mayo on its bun or else it gets the grease again ‎ " to " Why'd you upload it to the gallery ? I recently came into a stash of the Detroit Free Press from 11/23 / 63 . Eerily profound and distressing nicely sums up reading the papers as if the event happened just yesterday . A copy of the Monroe ( MI ) Evening News lists him as the 36th President ... Fat ...... I said truth I think " it's offensive if enough people get offended " works . How many is enough ? Enough that you feel * really * uncomfortable saying what you said and you get a lot of Yes , the Gobi desert is very wet TIL snakes have better morals than humans I am not you're father moron You should see it from a private contractors point of view . I could write this letter myself . I get NOTHING . Alright , no worries . Take your time . :) I still have to EV train 2 more Pokemon before I get to my last one . You are theorizing . That is not evidence . Stop . Just admit that your idea is a theory . That's all we want to hear in order to take you more seriously . Do I ever regret going to that sub .... Yeah you have lost more than that dude get out more often . Should've traded him earlier . > to open it . They refused . Security comes , forces them to open it . It was their 6 month old baby . He would be one scary ass cop . It's interesting but will be a little difficult to look at while at work . Unfortunately that's a real car . what do I have to suck to get you to exchange I just read your username Well crap ... but the hard candies ! ? I kind of unvoluntarily made myself vulnerable to this , didn't I ? I miss hip fire Suddenly Earthshaker * foul * C418 ' s one I love grape Da .. zato ide sam sa ovcama / kozama u polje . Im pretty sure i said exactly the same thing as u , but i got downvoted to hell for some reason .... Cannot figure this hivemind out sometimes lol nice potatostation 4 u got there First time playing a UW deck in the mirror and have Jace , Architect of Thought out with 2 loyalty counters . Opponent also has a Jace . I tick mine up to 3 , and then Detention Sphere his Jace How would * you * know ? Who are ? Do you live in Hawaii ? I'd give up 3-400 $ ATM for a good condition one of these ATM ..... stupid assed cooler master and their green mx distribution agreement in the us ... That seems stupid . Thanks but no thanks . Just like all other passed religions that you would be so quick to dismiss as false , your worldview will suffer the same fate ( despite your apparent unlimited and completely objective thinking ) . the great war started because of shortage of oil It looks like he deleted everything but 7 off of his Soundcloud Hearing him not doing well in ladder , yet seeing him clearly being top 100 GM ... Whyyy the fuck do I only have 12.5 hours next week ? They told me I would get a * minimum * of 25 hrs / week . Yeah .. He doesn't quite elaborate on those statistics does he ! ? Hmmmm I oppose this argument as a fellow Donger Benifits Member ( DBM ) . I think the answer is simple , we need to know when to ヽ ༼ ຈل ͜ ຈ ༽ ノ and ノ ( All television shows have some sort of music , imagine a " novela " without music I can't stand it ! I was in the lot once when the guy was putting them on cars . The guy was wearing a University of Miami shirt ... * Gently used * Oh , I'm hoping so hard that this will be the case in my astronomy class for the final grade . The teacher expects so much just to get a C ! Maybe if no one gets higher than a C , everyone will get a B ! A teacher with most of his class getting Cs makes the teacher look bad ... ? Right .... ? ? ? Childhood fantasy Blue buff got nerfed heavily which gave birth to the dominance of low-or-no-manacost midlaners . This was also effectively a nerf to the highest mana consuming champion in the game , also known as Anivia . I love how in the first one everyone else looks absolutely horrified but she is just like " yes ! splendid " Buk dig og sig det én gang til i did not need that imagery . But nobody wants to see a ginger in a porno ? How will I possibly be surprised either way since I'm finding out before the birth ? I'm not being sexist . You are . It's really not You should probably go . Really ? Studying sexuality and only included two gender options ? > Cannot figure this hivemind out sometimes Every single time . at first I was like WHAT , then I was like Our little villiage is frozen now ? I blame that weird cocoa bean structure hanging there ... I'm pretty sure it's sentient . Not with that username you're not DJI flight controller crashing ? What ? Antihistamines . I always find that the generics never work for me . fuck Seans . but not actually Your username Are you 12 ? I live in Wisconsin and have had out of state coworkers actually say that Wisconsin is the West Virginia of the Midwest ! As we are already chatting via messages , I am from Sao Paulo and usually skate at Ibirapuera Park . If there is anyone else from SP , please send a message . Dammit now I am reminded of when I lived in Hawaii . We had a centipede in our garage Soo .. why do you have a picture of Michael Brockers half naked ? ... My whole life is a lie . Tight is a good word to describe her Yeah . You can't see them , so it's not a major problem . Saw the title and still clicked it . This page says she's going to Milwaukee . I'm in Milwaukee ... Your mom's arsehole apparently . have you ever tried lowering your pants just a bit ? And I want some new armor , but you don't see me rolling on your pets ლ ( I must concur , as a hawks fan , the rams have always scared me , not just this season . It's their players they just are big and scary and maybe the coach too with that look No one told me I get gold for being on " open " parties Gosh , your username Please tell me this is a neatly trimmed beard and it does not include any part of your neck ! I saw Haha ok , sounds good . I remember my friend raving about the show , then I watched it and was like Ask the GeekWhack moderators .... Beautiful g . Please please please tell me you didn't use the brush on the paint . If you did , the fellas over at / r / autodetailing would like to talk to you . social studies I got the strangest boner from reading this Are you retarded ? They mean the plant vegetable you moron . That's really offensive He also told me he knows more about periods than my mom , so if I have any questions I should go directly to him Thank you . Hate to be the one breaking the jokes here but I think he meant God's wrath . Sorry if this has been asked , but is the Giant Bomb pack not happening ? I was going to say dead but .. Looks like the maccas on Victoria rd ..... I Wish I didnt know that .... LOL , yeah . I took my wife to a Bill Frisell concert recently and at the beginning she was looking at me like My boyfriend chose my username for me based on an inside joke . I feel What if the life we know is not real-life and we're just being controlled like video game characters ? Why haven't you made a reference to the Eye of Sauron yet . OMG ... it WAS an illegal strike to the face ... my whole life has just been invalidated . ლ ( Or if you have an iPhone set " ಠ_ಠ " as a shortcut . Settings > General > Keyboard > Add New Shortcut . I have it set so every time I type " lod " , my phone autocorrects to What kind of person was she trying to attract with that ? Like this Only 8 copies of Rayman . Is it because you lie about your past ? I think it's a powerhead you already have Fear 3 I'm a Rapper who feels like a Rapist I watched it like 5 times and so far my best guess is : She's my hair-free and chinese brother so obviously upping the resolution on ps4 in sp will make it run ... better You're so dumb what the hell kind of a question is that ? Colors don't work that way Uranus told me 4chan ? Yeah , usually . expecting ... or hoping ? Yeah ... or that I read that as Hot shower in wieners . If you want to make a fake call just put two numbers in it how about N00B My cat can't deal with being under the blankets . She will meow for help until you let her out , eyes wide with fear . One time I was in the car with my cousin . His dad had died exactly one year before , and him and his mother were talking about it . As we drove , we pass a building with the name of the company on it being Siemens . I started snickering because I was twelve and Siemens is a funny name . They just looked at me like that cat likely pissed in those boots Dude ... There's flesh under there too After going on a few dates , asked her what's up and received a text back " getting ready for a date tonight " You let your 8 yo play GTA V ? You do know that the bible says you're not suppose to have Christmas tree and warns against celebrating the Holliday that they later stole from pagans ? It literally says do not bring a tree into your home during that period because it's the celebration of a different religion . Tagged as " ~ ┌ ( Indians ? Thanks for letting me watch this on my tablet . My 7th grade teacher had all of the girls in the front of the room and sat on their desks . " You're Hispanic , shouldn't you be a democrat ? " I pursued it , lets just says it's Too soon . ( Qui én votar ía por un loco como este ? That's the ugliest mermaid I've ever seen . You can only absorb do much ice cream through hr mouth , ultimately you need to resort to alternate means Wouldn't a 4 stock game have gotten the idea across ? Are you the only one * this that this * ? Probably I've been wondering what happened to subway's Jared . what failure ? wait you are not the guy with the sona coustume from gamescom right Mammals don't have 4 legs " How did we do ? " That " I'm " In the exam room the doctor felt my balls and asked where and how it was hurting and then ordered an ultrasound . The ultrasound revealed that I had a cyst in my right ball . I wish it was bullshit honestly because I still cringe thinking about it . Back to the petty theft . 30 years I had a long layover in Zurich and they wouldn't let me leave the airport I swear it wasn't me , although that area is practically my backyard . And believe it or not , I wasn't surprised at all of the location . Upvoted because there is someone out there for all of us ! Bien pendejo el que crea esta basura , evidentemente es una montaje ; en cambio , todo el país vio en cadena nacional al yerno gal áctico - cach úo del Arreaza aprobando 300.000 . 000 de US $ para comprar lavadoras y quiz ás alg ún vibrador para la ninf ómana de la esposita y la cuñadita This is * very * infuriating That's not flour Why the downvotes ? Read that as minors and was like Wouldn't it be so much so much simpler if the Prime Minister could just decide everything ? I mean has anyone looked at the expense accounts of the premiers ? Perhaps they're just an inefficiency created by our fusty old constitution . I mean , * I * didn't vote for the premier of Alberta so ... He found me . Seriously , Pulse 99 , don't surprise me like that when I'm on the porcelain throne ! Got a new console . Had to replace HDD out of the box . " Success story " . He took it to exactly what it sounds like . But ... but ... what about Strava ? I'd be fired if I did any of this in my dept . There was a towel covering my dick for " privacy " I guess . Don't know why privacy is really a concern once your nuts are on display but whatever . She knew because I suddenly grabbed the town and squeezed it around my dick ... I told her it felt like I was pissing myself thinking / hoping just maybe she'd say that was a normal sensation . > or get a bailout Sure , your " friend " ... I totally get where OP is coming from - and the friend part is totally plausible . I broke up with my SO because all we had in common was our love of sex . Roommates ' collective response : I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not . If you are , then :P . If not , then Dude ! Better rename the post or something ! ! You obviously dont get why i put it on the Portal subreddit > I broke up with my SO because all we had in common was our love of sex . Roommates ' collective response : Looking over at George W . Bush Oh for gods sake ...... I try to be original and someone ALWAYS beats me ! ! ! ! ! Kudos . All the waisted years ( We don't have these conversations in church ? " if you've got one of those high-end sets , they automatically upconvert video signals - - * * so the games will still look really , really good . * * " It's WORLD WAR Z .. Quick someone grab the a syringe of lethal yet curable diseases looks like a chicken embryo ..... " Skapa opinion " Genom att tvinga bort dom Some needs to make sure he is I wonder how much Andy Kaufman had to pay for that Rob Ford suit ? what the actual , literal fuck ... OOC : NO ! In only commenting so I can check back to see what's in the safe . Don't disappoint us OP ! WHY IS EVERYBODY SCREAMING ? ! ? ! ? This must mean he's releasing an album soon ... Lucky you . She pays her half . My dad normally " loses his wallet " when we go out to at . My husband and I have just accepted we pay when we see him and skip the awkward lies . Last time we ate with him and his wife we got a surprise . " What are you doing ? " As he takes the bill out of my husband's hand , " you know you never have to pay when you're with me . " Yes . Because it wasn't a joke at all . I totally don't realize it's a drawing and not a dumb filter on a real picture . Me . Please don't bring Tara Reid into this . Oh . That makes a lot more sense . I clearly can not read . Second time that happened today . Dude , I'm eaing right now I think you need to look up what a girl is , if he is preparing that This makes absolutely no sense But do you like land whales ? Fat chicks are still chicks . But land whales ... Tagged for being and overly critical bag of monkey dicks .... Fuck , man . Anyone remember the one in that Chateau that turned out to be a beefy bodybuilder ? So aside from all the rituals , wasting half sunday and all , they have to pay ? But .... it's * green * * * New York City isn't Gotham . What the hell ? That just went dark fast ... We'll I'm an engineer at a polytechnic institute that's 70 % guys you figure my chances would be higher Where did you get that esc key ? The first game is starting now ... at 1:30 Play giant games of chess with living pieces and parading around their collection of struggling entertainers like pets . In free fall , you don't fall , but the ground shakes and the background moves up I'm 5 ' 2 and I would love that car . And to think , I've been flushing it down the toilet this whole time . I'm like a natural money factory . I can't play it because of the insane ping I'm getting . Around a 1000 ms and 74 % packet loss . I dont have the PC version i have the other two but what do you mean by this i dont understand it . novice 06 no longer exists either Plot twist : OPs significant other browses / r / personalfinance , they're divorcing , and ( s ) he's trying to see where they stash their funds . well ... isn't her dress welded on her ? That sounds suspiciously More like a Compromise than a veto . That plane could / should have crashed because you had a portable electronic device on . Shame on you ! Twice ! And some how my iPad turned ' Where ' to ' we're ' . I guess I make the distinction between immigrants , and illegals . I have a heart tattoo as well , mind you , I'm a guy , and it's the care bear logo on my butt cheak . I'm sure you will enjoy yours a lot more . Denver , midwest ? Looks like a scale model in the picture They glasses are to clean too . No fingerprints , water spots , eyelash oils , etc . I'm constantly cleaning my glasses . yeah because everybody can have a house like that if you just work hard enough . I remember when we had to shrink the screen size for the original Doom to run smoothly on my friend's 386 because it couldn't handle rendering the whole 320x200 .. Funny thing , with OS X Mavericks you literally can download more RAM now Not as NSFW as this one picture by Slugbox . Slim pickings for 14 year olds . Take no shame in being a bandwagon fan . unless indoctrinated at birth , winning seasons are when most fans are made . What you dont want to be is a fair-weather - " fan " . If you dont want to suffer with us , leave and never come back How do you know it's bald ? He may just receding ! Be more considerate hmmmmmm , if you say so ‎ Well you have my vote more than he has your vote ‎ You'd involve your children ? " Oh no ! Don't poop in there ! " Mine is bad enough I was told eye surgery could only fix roughly half . Do you have anything with feet ? i first though you were joking and then saw your nickname I don't know who either of those people are , but I know how to discover that you've only been a redditor for four months .... The guys face : Wat ? Hearing Nickelback on the Foo Fighters station Well ....... Why ? Are you a footcist or something ? * cracks knuckles * Please move along , nothing to see here people ..... That's how I look whenever I try to do winged eyeliner . I've given up Weird hair , I wonder how she ... I used to work at Spencer's and I can't tell you how many times I had to take " titty money " . I'm sorry , but keeping your money between your sweaty breasts and your bra is unsanitary and unacceptable . That sound just disgusting My mother I find your choosing to throw away an account named " yay_nutella " blasphemous Google + happened ... Yeah , I highly doubt people from the deep south would be interested in a show focused on high performance automobiles . Orgy Chem Gojira , tyr , ensiferum and black sabbath sweg \ ^ ^ This . I remember seeing a video on tokin daily at a cup / convention somewhere and a dude won this sweet ass bong . Wouldn't even get off his phone or thank the guy who handed it to him 9 % said they would have sex with a robot Not sure if serious ... or ... even grew a tiny penis .. ( ... The navigator took my clothes ? All of them ? What's he going to do with woman's clothing ? Omg , this is so true . Do you plan on sharing me with your dog , because that's a red flag for me ? Did her jaw unhinge , because that's usually a red flag ? You forgot to say attractive women , now it's too late , the bowl has been prepared . You might want to plug your nose . And for the record , it might go better if you close your eyes and try to pretend their giant grill cheese sandwiches . Dog the Bounty Hunter . I hate him so much , I just want to punch him every time he gets preachy , and I think he sums up everything wrong with white trash , but i can't change the channel . Slowly killing the environment and no one's giving a rat's ass about it . Don't worry , the 3 hasn't gotten it yet either . But she will never get tired if putting a mouth guard in This is appalling . I'd really like to know how you are punishing him , you seem to have left that out First post nets over 1k karma like this ? ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ mistery thing but he can still hear them That makes sense . My reading comprehension level just decreased . And replaced with a * Ju-Ju * bar . " It attaches silk to its prey and sets it free . Later , it tracks the silk to the prey and its friends . " Sorry to tell you but it's true You must be truly representative of the entire community of Graves players and accurately depict his power level over 11 games . You have a way with words there My Katana .... " Don't let Stanford beat you twice . " Saved me so much time in middle school ! ... Nearly most Muslim prayer stars . oh dont you worry Just as good as a good PC ? I - in ? .... Oh . As for crap games , Loco Cycle will be available Day One . You might have split personality disorder . Now that we agree on . 2:51 peen shot . Now , if some of them would colonize us already ... You don't care if someone shakes their penis at a picture of you ? ^ Standing for re-election in Oct 2014 What is that ? Let me get something straight . Chris Lee , the ref that's usually strongly biased towards whichever team the Habs are playing , called the " phantom high stick to the face of Subban " penalty from way across the ice while another ref was nearby . I'm beyond disappointed with Sams club . I paid for express shipping for Friday delivery as well , won't get it until Monday . I can't believe they actually shipped it with only that plastic wrap wtf . Yeah you're definitely right . It's MUCH better to have everyone REMEMBER you lost You have a tub next to your bed ? This may be way to obscure or strange for this subreddit but halfway through I couldn't help but hear this being read by freaky Fred from courage the cowardly dog . That's in wyandotte ! Cause there's nothing like finding your picture somewhere you didn't post that link I did say that her ulti does needed to be nerfed Like this On your way up , please stop at NSC in Yankton for an evaluation .... Girl I asked out rejected me , her sister developed feelings for me , girl told her sister she couldn't go out with me because she liked me first ( buuuuut rejected me ) If ... What would he be dewing to get rid of all that ? I was going to upvote you but then I thought ... what were they doing on Bing ? No irony in using the word evolved . AT ALL ? Well that isn't a no ............ " Flood of support " Ich habe ein iPhone , hab damals 0,79 Cent bezahlt und habe jetzt eine lizens die lebenslang gültigkeit hat I'd love to hear the conversation with Sony when you call telling them you want the name Taliban Dan to be your main account ... The fuck is going on with that hand ? The one on the right . The more you look , the more warped it becomes . How do you curl yours ? I know wax is involved but I just can't get mine to do that Yeah , just had to wade through tonnes of shovelware to find the gems Prove it Probably the only positive thing about not having a mirror in front of the squat rack at my gym . I can ignore the " I can feel your gaze " thing , but accidental eye contact in the mirror .... Did he ... get launched out of the ROOF ? ! Wtf I didn't even know they had that many questions ... I've played it .... It's not worth $ 5 . I'll bet it will be one of the first games with gold for the X1 . You could hire a man whore in a teddy bear suit ? Because I can't figure out why I should give a crap . My ex girlfriend sent me a text thinking she had sent it to her best friend saying " haha I have to poop " wonderful . Yes , thank you . what else even close to that shape could be considered " NSFW " material anyways ? boobs ? ( ‎ Trick question . " Really . Because everyone says I look like her . Hope * I'm * not too ' basic ' for you . " 53 pictures ? ! I'm so not going to read that or else my head will explode I'm in the US and I've been streaming Atlantis all morning . If you have an Amazon Prime account , you can use their streaming service . It's cheaper than netflix ( although they make you pay by the year Cool just checking . Im afraid to handle my pleco like that , not for any normal reason but because i had a nightmare , that i woke up to it eating my hand ‎ What ? U think servers are free ? Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number too Now I officially know I have less game than a door . One of my ancestors was a McCoy . I looked at the formatting thing on the bottom but it doesn't say much about anything ლ ( I live in denmark an we had first aid class in school last week I was a department manager , I hooked up with the store manager . Now we're married . Advice mallard was right A month or two to fix marital problems in a marriage that has spanned over 20 years So you're asking if you can get a fake service animal certification just so you can have a pet in a no-pets-allowed apartment ? Google translate says so ... Well .. He did fondle pre-pubescent girls , under the guise of tickling .. Hell I can't even get into a match at all OOC : WTF ARE YOU DOING UP Your wallet ? Nice try , Burger King > No . No it didn't " We'll get him drunk and tell him Snakey ran away ! " I completely forgot that paying cash was still an option for ordering pizza . And a short time after that , they censored the character needlessly That made no sense .... Must be the same guy with the damaged tank that takes off as soon as I start repairs this kind of stuff should be in some personal messages You never know ... Wat ... bomb recipes OOC : Caffeine does weird things to me ... Absolutely . I prefer to find out that someone is only interested in me because of my ' exotic ' appearance , in a first message , rather than have them tell me on a first date ( which has happened in the past ) . Especially if they have fibbed about shared interests in order to get me out on that date . ^ ^ ^ By going to my friends house for " Study Sessions " and for " Projects " . Why would David Kim think that one problem with PvT is that the oracle is too slow ? Yeah I got drunk once . It was my first time and I was feeling a wee bit dizzy . My mate asks me if I'm gonna be sick . I'm not so I say no , then promptly upchuck on the floor Because religion should be the default . So much Please tell me they all fixed ? If they are really successful , then you ask just how much the safety of their family is worth . I call bullshit on this . Yes , so sick of it . Hey , who here has a paypal account and would like a cut of the millions of dollars that I will soon inherit ? I just need a down payment for the legal fees , so I might file the paperwork . Yeah .... the good old crossbow prank Back in your dad ? ! Redd's strawberry apple ale anyone ? ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ What makes things is more awesome is that the bible specifically refers this , and tells Christians that it's a sin against god to bring a tree into your home and decorate it with silver and gold . Seriously . Makes desperate underage girl blow him for a grade . Only gives her a D Thanks guys . I was getting pissed cuz of that golden door , 5-6 capras plus fire spitting rock dudes , a Taurus demon and some giant worm . Just to find out I can't open it And I thought , I had it bad ! I have a relevant story ! My friends planned a surprise party for me . They sent out a facebook invite with specific instructions for everybody to bring funny hats ( ? ) and surprise me at this local bar . Then one of them accidentally invited me to the facebook event . " ... what makeup ? " And that motherfucking onside kick when you were up 17-7 in the first quarter ... Lol , what ? ! Is that meant to be an " Adam's apple " in that second one ? Wait that's not how it's done ? ? ? You should stop resting your head in your palm and uncross your legs ... from Santa ? That 1st -> 2nd gear ratio It's worth WAY more than Silver on Reddit ! Erandur : " I can't believe you do that on purpose . Those comments That was my favorite sword to but when made the nights edge i wanted to find another but i dont done use the new one i found . :) Not relevant to the thread but I always seem to read your username as bonergrease Galloning is the dumbest shit . I don't work anywhere that sells milk or juice , but the gods be with some stupid fuck that tries it while I'm a customer in another store . I will rip them up one side and down the other . Nope , everything seems to be working as intended . No bug that I can see Dr Grant .. When we die . Oh wait ... Yeah if you wanna be a creep As people have correctly pointed out , * * I got this off George Watsky's instagram * * , I'm just a fucking noob on reddit and have no idea how to add some sort of description from Alien Blue . Removing your triple post . And puck wings for a rare ? What is up with her eyes ... ? My Pokemon Trainer from Pokemon Y . I am now a convicted sex offender . Well , go on . Share the fucking reference already ! She probably plugged it in to USB hub or low amp USB charger - not that " designed " for iPad . It won't charge in this case Um , wait hang on , was that from little me ? ? TIL Soccer Bowl . Yeah I have a sinking feeling this is about me . TIL Carl Louis Sagan AMA This is a graph of how many times ' bing ' was searched on Google . Scraping ice off your car window . OP ! I NEED a wallpaper version of this . ( ‎ God I worry about this generation . Penises . Everywhere . Just go to your favourite sports bar and ask them to change the channel . I'm not sure I can excuse going all the way to Australia for Kenny . Plus , I've been an entertainer for wonderland , Disney and Royal Caribbean , so I think I've had my fill of giant mutant characters . Sauce you slut Must ... Snuggle ... You ლ ( No clacky ? all my friends at sesh's would always forget to put it back in so I gave that up a while ago just gonna downvote a man because his home team beat yours ? even the thumbnail looks like a face of disapproval Why don't you have Windows 8.1 ? Anybody working on translations for Lady ? My curiosity's intense Asumizu ponders at the fact that a demon keeps his brother sane . > . > He then looks to Kai's arm . " Someone had to do it , and it looked as though I was about the only one around that was available . " he says thinking of someone . Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Wtf did I just read Twilight is all like " man these powers are bitching " then she has to do crap tons of work and is like " damn this sucks " and then her friends are all like " twilight we never see you :( ( in reality they just want her power ) " so twilight is like " I'm sorry but I cant be a princess cause I'm lazy / have friends " so celestia is like " sure wish I didn't have to pay for it again Even worse when they're singing and dancing to the song in the opening cut-scene except you place your braces wrong I just barely noticed this driving the cheetah the other day . Did a complete stop and thought , wait , is that a spoiler on a spoiler . Metzger ... Uhm ... Metzger is German for " butcher " . Just FYI . I'm sitting here wondering the necessity of that opening narration . It's all very cute until kitty decides to pee on your laptop ... Professors seem to rank " my cat peed on my laptop " alongside " my dog ate my homework " And just as much un-Zangief . are you fantasizing about him doing that to you , bigboy 65 ? You'd look far more innocent without the paladin insignia caught in your teeth . This has happened before No ... It's far , far worse And it expresses the emotion of Why were you searching for cargo shorts ? Linking to yourself in the same thread ? What a rebel THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT OFFERED TO ADOPT HER ! The kitten's owners have claimed her ! They saw one of my flyers on their way home from work ! Strange though .. Her owner saw she had escaped yesterday but then went to stay at her mum's house last night - she didn't seem to think it was a big deal for her un-micro-chipped , sexed kitten to be out in a 1ºC night in an area next to a main road And it will happen again You'd probably remember , I'll never forget This is satire people Ooohhhhh because you're 28 ! Happy birthday ! But now I'm not going to flirt with you . You know what you did Almost always works , but not every time . I'm from WA , and tried to buy some tobacco one time in the middle of nowhere Nebraska . I have one of those enhanced drivers licenses with the chip that lets you into Canada , but they're relatively new . Guy behind the counter says my ID is fake , he knows what Washington IDs look like cause he went to school there 5 years ago , and there's no such thing as an enhanced license . Haha sorry . Typing on an iPad Mini can be difficult But they are always wondering how you know so much about * astrology * Yeah .. Shaving is the way to go at that age . It just looked like pubes . hueueueueueueue so funny That's totally amazeballs ! My College used to have something like that , where students could actually use the public buses for free . It was a sweet deal ) as it came with tuition ) until my Uni got rid of it and still raised tuition . What's up with the anal gland juice ? Please tell me how can I get back to my previous self after clicking most of the links here . I call the one guy in the uppermost right . He seems to be the most powerful Tarzan : King of Rapes no . no no ... the curtain is more important than the TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION THAT SPANS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE Or at least shoutboxed . I'm looking at you mods . you're making too much sense for this thread I like when other people watch As a longtime WP user myself , I'm definitely feeling the love ! However , it's ironic that the one time they release one of their smartphone products for WP * first * , also happens to be the one time it's more or less still useless for a few days This happened to my husky mix . Only she survived and she was shot after dark I have been playing for well over a year , and just learned this ... Mine said the same thing ( San Diego , CA ) . Also , I had a local Target and Walmart both confirm that they for sure would get at least one shipment in BEFORE Black Friday but would hold and not sell any of the units until then . They both will be doing the ticket / line system . One other Walmart said that they would not get any more shipments until AFTER Black Friday . > she didn't seem to think it was a big deal for her un-micro-chipped , sexed kitten to be out in a 1ºC night in an area next to a main road Nothing makes you feel old like someone posting a game that was made after you graduated high school . Old game indeed . Oh wow , another story about a princess like girl in distress . Plot Twist : They bring Martin in as a writer . He was referncing Breaking Bad , I hope This is America . The government knows what's best for our children . I literally had the well ... the theaters in the US are ( almost all ) doing it on the 25th not the 23rd .... Ahh , yes , I suppose the genetics I inherited that give me a rotting tooth condition give me a very good evolutionary advantage , thanks for pointing that out . You linked to cosmo ... about sex ... on * reddit . * ... and you are being down voted I'll bet her puppies are what instigated the sex .. if you know what I mean It's a common phrase . did you see that white guy in the back , he felt it Whiskey makes you frisky ... just kidding it makes you puke in your sleep Also , even if the video is fully loaded / buffered , if the user clicks anywhere in the video progression bar , let's re-load the entire video video all over again The three fattest Mexican street gang bosses I have ever seen , seriously . I was the only white person present , these motherfuckers weighed 350 + apiece . It was the craziest shit ever , every three minutes one of them would be like " ey guy tu quieres un carona ? " And I'm all " Tha - " I love blizzard , but god make something new already ..... Orrrr at least give us a proper Warcraft 4 ! That's not ONE letter . I think it's at a solid " Nasus , Vayne , Fiddlesticks . Oh god .... I just realized got bitchy all of these champs are And yet you're still subscribed to the subreddit devoted to a show you refuse to watch I wish . ლ ( THIS HAPPENED TO ME AT A PARTY ONCE Plot twist : Restroom only had one stall . oh god why wtf man Someone brought cookies the only problem is one of the ingredients is semen and he didn't tell us until we all ate one You havent been on reddit very long You are a fucking idiot , classic redditor " lets make shit up to argue against a valid point because I don't agree " guess I'll just bookmark that and come back to it later ... You need a cat . Now . Ezreal , Taric and Jarvan And companies who use this to exploit and get tons of money that doesn't actually go towards the cure ... Kix cereal . Kid tested , mother approved my ass . There is no difference between that and the same game mode with 10 % damage Leave me alone ... Common , are you even trying to do some research for yourself ? ? Not until now anyway All I can see here is the real life I am actually a huge fan of the American Thanksgiving . Turkey , green beans , mashed potatoes , sweet potatoes , and pumpkin pie ; with a huge helping of gravy on EVERYTHING . If we were 7-3 ( LIKE WE SHOULD BE , MIKE SHERMAN Make sure you don't drive into a carwash or drive thru window before or after your ride . You are a bad , bad person . Thank you kind atheist sir ! Figuratively I would also give you gold , but my fundie mother stopped me from accessing her credit card ( Even when she gave me only $ 10 pocket money Oh good ... I wanted to get back into it , and we just re-subscribed to Netflix after being off it for a while . So in my copious free time .... .... why When I got punched in the eye while sleeping because I wouldn't continue and argument with her . " I'm sorry , I thought that was the back of your head . " ( I noticed Ha , I wish I had 1 birthday party . My birthday is on the 23rd , so people are too busy getting ready for Xmas to even notice . Plus they lumped my gifts together . .... Did we just compare Pokemon to GTA V ? Yea , I live around the corner from Target . Thinking I will be in line when they open Friday morning , although the wife keeps saying " it's just two weeks , no big deal ! " I swear if anyone says anything about Muk You're missing one . Our GM gave the sorcerer a gem that amplified damage randomly but with a 5 % chance of misfire , it killed our dwarf on the first use . That's not a million You drown dogs ? And BOOM . This is why the fair labor standards act was enacted to protect worker's rights . Have fun at your tea party So I've been in retraining at work all week ... I swear it could have all been completed in less than one day but learned today that they are dragging it out because we don't have log ins for the new systems Continue to the nurse and heal Pokemon I don't know why i always get downvoted when im willing to teach someone something ... thanks .. That poor child . " Dp " May not be the best acronym to use after a post referencing dildos . Of course it's " frozen dessert " ! Ice cream is from the freezer ! Where's the cream ? NOT A CHURCHILL ! ! ! That sucks man . It probably can be fixed and still be safe to ride on . Is that really a legit reason to not use Facebook ? Wait ... are you telling me the one in back * * isn't * * a girl ? Dude , you don't need to introduce the video by saying " hey I made this neat video check it out ! " * I'm already watching it . * Just show the fuckin video . Catching a ride on the back of a bus should get you a fine , a nagging from an old lady , and a stern " The 17th rune page is named " Fifteen . " Hootie and the Blowfish cheer me up right away So you became a pseudo-cannibal ? He probably saw it on reddit one time Doesn't pick up here in Alaska well . Gotta love the media , eh ? They really know how to interpret scientific work ... That's due to * illegal construction * ... But there are no questions relating to side view mirrors on the exam This is still relevant huh " No reason " ? What ? How is asking to suck an admins dick for emoticons no reason ? Only American writers ? How dare they spy on America , that's America's job . Iti multumesc ! Iar tu ai unul de la mine pentru a incheia cercul Yeah , you should totally ask for your money back . " Respective parties " So ... a Siberian Shepherd , or a German Husky ? I'm 16 so Microsoft gave Polygon $ 750,000 for a 3 minute documentary Religion of peace Jezzus that guys greed knows no bounds . He is ALL that is wrong with EA . Not a fan of FF series , just tried crisis core on PSP ( ' cause you know , it wasn't expensive if I may say so I'd love to make a moral point not to shop there , but I can't afford to . I would argue what changed the proceedings was not the senate , but the republicans overwhelming abuse of the filibuster process . So the angry Islamic society that caused our out of control politicians to excuse spying on everybody , is now angry because they are spying on everybody . Thanks . I have to wonder how many times you've used that joke before . Without the chute , where would the advertisement go ? I smell a chance Well sorry , but it's still a silly thing to assume Also , Thomas Nelson is one of my players . That's why I'm shooing him . Luke Henson , too . Watching you Yeah , coffee , that sounds good . I don't want to have to explain the joke .. fuck * * OP * * ┌ ∩ ┐ ( Or that jerk goat that tries to eat your clothes That sucks ! Yeah , iPhone and iPad I think you've done enough for this meme , bot Literally everyday . They jump up and down , and I ask what's wrong . Them : " I have to peeeeeee ! " Me : " just go . " What has been seen , cannot be unseen ( no :( I don't ever use snappy . why , am i supposed to send everybody nudes or something I could've sworn this was reposted from another post fairly recent ago True . I'll be fine with anything other than another version of P4 . P4G just released 366 days ago after all I think you might like this . It's a reddit classic . The look of disapproval : Went to buy anti-freeze today , my usual brand had been duck dynastized I was at this show ! Saw them at NWSS too . Awesome cover . " Greenskee ? Who's Greenskee ? ! ? ! " " GreenSKY ! Ugh ! " Just checked online . There's nothing about games being $ 49 I don't believe you This is purple Risky ? Not like the link doesn't tell you exactly what to expect ... the SAME night Brian Posehn is at Iron City . You people actually like that shit ? When I take a shower and forget to take a razor with me I look down and make the > ( I ’ d like to avoid 3rd party or hosted wallets . ) Seriously ? ..... Wat I learnt this today from Phillip DeFranco show . ლ ( ಠ_ಠლ ) dammit jim I'm a donger not a miracle worker ლ ( That's probably true . Why aren't you in biotech ? Broker here ; can confirm . To be fair , the Series 7 material could be a semester-long class . You get less than a month to prepare . I am the vengeful wolf ! That's a terrible item on Loki I see what you did there Those aren't even rune pages I lived there for while , if your a white guy , I don't recommend it , there is a lot of racism . And if your a black guy , I recommend it even less , they treat them even worse . I got the initial email but not one with an actual code in it . Hopefully it comes today . You play Zeus and think Chronos is too easy ? Booo , I was going to make a cake for Thanksgiving . Got the recipe and everything , then realized I don't have cake pans .. Okay , pedo bear Yea because marrying always leads to more blowjobs . Just ask any married man ... I read that as " Sadly I used up all of my gaming goodwill with my last wife " A dar u 2 eat a farRT ! ! . ? \ • . € _ € € Yeah because they never listened to anything the community suggested .. That font ... seriously ? ? It's great to be the only person in the office who does any kind of programming - I can just keep my script editor open all day and everyone knows I'm obviously very busy doing my technical stuff Yeah they say it like it's a * good * thing , too . And remember this : every website you go to , every image you view or video you watch , every dark , depraved search term you put into Google at 3AM can be and likely is monitored by NET . If you happen to pass one of the network engineers in Kerr and they give you a I'm kind of miserable today . Suffering from hemorrhoids for the first time in a really , really long time . AND I started my period yesterday and it's super heavy , so ... All kinds of unhappiness going on down there this week . I'm talking more about an economic crash , but in a perfect storm capacity . The crash f 2008 was the first of its kind to effect me and nothing crazy happened , I'm just curious with everything that has changed since then what different forms of recovery would happen . how do those work ? I swear I've read this reply twenty times . Why would you want that when the alternative is Turret Curling ? You're right .. The poor people should stay poor ! ATTENTION POOR PEOPLE : Don't listen to these people telling you to invest .. Investing in your future is stupid and pointless unless you are rich ! / s W / e you used thus in a sentence who's masquerading now ? Sweet .... now stay away from my mom ! why that evil fucking ... wait ... It was a peanut butter and honey sandwich Someone did pretty much exactly this ... * yesterday * . My little sister . Still nothing to do with freedom of speech . 240p ... we meet again ... I took today off from work . Ups showed up at 5pm . Thanks Obama . France ? ... what are you doing ? ... France ? ... Dickhead Dad I shit you not this is my wedding ring ! I also shit you not that I take this off before I you know ... at first I was like ( You said cray . Mine either I've never heard this opinion before Missouri , Kentucky , Tennessee , Mississippi . / r / Yes I got mine late in the day . It's for the combo breaker version though . Xbox support doesn't know if you can upgrade to the ultimate edition though . Maybe / u / MajorNelson can look into this . It would seem really odd that you can't buy combo breaker and then Upgrade to ultimate . that hat good or bad ? 5300944978 25 electric with emolga stunfisk and galvantula . Please add i must get luxray I'm giving my iPad Air a very I remember when this image use to bother me , now when I see it Tag NSFW next time " Break in " as in gain access to unauthorized areas . Nobody is going to smash through a fence to to take a shortcut to the check in line . I'm at work bro Tacky shit I know the drill . A few years back , there were a few teachers who were habitually late , so , every morning , we were all forced to sign in Gang bangs You spent $ 1500 on 2 consoles and games but you're rocking a 650ti ... Dude You beat me right to it ... At the advertising agency my wife works at , HR has had to send out emails stating that strippers are NOT allowed on the premises no matter what the situation or celebration . this is like not giving a shit who your parents are What your code . Now if you want No , but there's a snake in her butt . Ok ill ad you Not sure if sarcasm or ... I have never heard blowjobs sound so romantic before . Good point . They probably like him because they'll at least know some banker isn't in his pockets . Unless he hasn't actually smoked crack and it's just a conspiracy to make us like him more to keep them all in power ..... 0:26 Car doing a left lane change with right blinkers on ... Keep it classy , reddit Sure your from ign The giant monster of a man who loved to take the lives of people and then eat their bones ? The hammer-wielding maniac who didn't hesitate for a second to smash your skull deep within your rectum simply because you got too close to him ? That guy " He better * * * not * * * start thrusting and holding my head ! " Like he wants me to go faster . Your code > But that woman is his gf , he's supposed to think she's the most beautiful woman on the planet . I didn't notice i did that .... Puberty hit you with the attractiveness stick a few more times than needed . Just don't go into the woods You shut up and accept my praise At my job we have a sign that says do not throw away milk because someone was throwing away gallons of good milk for no reason . There were cameras installed as well . .... remember who were talking about here . #TheReturn2015 Oh god another dome ... What a shitty weekend for my goaltending And you had to go there But they get primo cheap bud down in the states That's a relief . Fabrizio ? As in Tatti ? If so , labcoin Yeah , I don't go to mine cause I went in once for a drink and to use the restroom and I went into a stall that was unlocked and there was a naked old man in there . He invited me to stay in the stall with him . Just when you think it's over , someone brings it up Yeah , but no one else ! Can't do anything without a full plate number , the officer said . Awesome ! I made my vanity plate TRTLPWR but I can't figure out how to get it . Got the same thing on PS4 . Michael Shannon was amazing , how dare you I watched the whole thing Fresh air ? Yeah . Might be glitched . There are some of us who can't get this . That's certainly the excuse they use , which is all the more reason to point it out , and find a way to outlaw it . I can only imagine My buddy in college did this . Got really drunk , crashed into a snow bank , lost most of his left hand and part of his hip to frostbite . Getting drunk in the UP is no joke ( nor is it anywhere if you're driving drunk Well no shit . What did you expect to see in a post * about people who don't watch Doctor Who * ? A treatise on underwater basket weaving ? > " Savannah , " Hitler got a far away look in his brown Aryan eyes , SICK excepe ... ass fizzers ... Wikipedia is a massive source of knowledge . How on earth does contributing to it not count as contributing to society ? Looks like Cage won . I was gonna make a Dexter joke , then I saw your username . Just checking in . I can't seem to access the Facebook page , or even find it . I want to know when you need the processing fees for the first cow ? My family and I are anxiously awaiting ..... Brüno , with Sacha Baren Cohen . I sat through the whole movie , but most people in the theater left after 15 min . I've never seen anyone walk out on a movie . About 30 people left . Me , my GF and 5 other people stayed . No offense , but you have to say Juggle , since it's the right word . Every time I hear jiggle in conjunction with attacks , I imagine some woman slapping a man with her breasts cankles short of ankles Yes , you really must be the only one to think that . Nice to see women getting recognized in male dominated area's without it being overly sexualized ... Maid woke me up . I had morning wood . She wouldn't take no for an answer . I was wearing Batman boxers . I stood up and hastily shuffled away and she just stood there like I have never heard winching .. It just sounds weird , like coming out of a helicopter winching .. The one in the fedora reminds me of Andre from The League . SPOILER ALERT ! Damn guy ... This is terrible . It's the worst when they say " I'll add you , " and never do while I sit at the Friend's List for an hour waiting for them , and / or AFK forever . I had one guy do all of those AND check 90 eggs before giving me the one to hatch . ლ ( 3 times the size , half the number of pieces . He only for you guys 16 points ? I feel sooooooo bad for you ^ ^ ^ Yes , I'm clearly terrified is he bigger than me ? That fucking over sized moon . Stop it . Don't give the Knicks organisation the impression that Knicks fans want to see * more * ISO plays . Good thing these are free . After trying all of them , I have to say they are piece of shit apps . Also , simple rockets is just a cheap knockoff of Kerbal Space Program . You must get this all the time , but your name ... It could be Yeah we signed him , I definitely gave a Relevant name ... This brings a couple of questions to my mind . Did she do this because it's comfortable ? If she did , WHAT ELSE IS SHE DOING THIS TO , and where was this taken so I can just not lean on things in public ever again ? You need to take proper responsibility for an ass that big . Not just rub you b-hole on errthang like it was made for that . > And " the most dangerous regime in the world " is the one that hasn't invaded anyone since the 1800s ? who the fuck are you ? Bob sanders was healthy for like two games a year . Damn you mad Charles Johnson would like to have a word with you ... Was playing on a conquest large server few nights ago . After tirelessly spamming the " Request Order " command , I called the Squad Leader on chat and asked him why would he not issue orders ? His reply was " If I give an order , what will you do about it ? " Man I was like , THIS PHANTUMP ISN'T SHINY OH N--wait a sec , and realized I forgot to take your egg out of the PC box " Will Michonne live ? ? Oh jesus ! ! ! " * mid-season finale promo shows Michonne alive in a different setting * It's quite distracting if you ask me Asumizu mulls over some different maps , attempting to discern where the heck this might be I found all of these really funny . Except the one where the chick is slingshotting cacti balls at that other chick . That was weirdly hot . I know . Yes , it is best to wait until someone takes a life until notifying them of their dangerous habits That would be ghetto culture if anything , not black You're not alone . I mentioned this to my wife today . Sorry dude , I sat him for Decker too . 0.5 points for Decker ... Woo ... * you were that guy * Well ... This movie made me afraid of clowns ( saw it on TV when I was six ) I read the book a while back thinking , maybe it wouldn't be so bad . Noooooope , more scary , and disturbing ... You've obviously never died . He'll lick you to death . Your picture says kind soul , your username however Produce worker here , a lot of customers don't understand the game Jenga . " Oh it all fell over ? I just wanted this one here on the bottom . " O gawd ! I'm drunk and all I can say is " Edit : I have my iphone shortcut from " wtf " to " dafuq these comments ... and once everything is out you disconnect ! Or feminists in left-wing British newspapers ... ^ ( seriously disappointed with you British left " You'll shoot your eye out , kid " Sounds like the perfect way to get peoples kids for 6 weeks at a time I had assumed he'd wiped like normal but accidentally got some on his hand , which then transferred to the roll when he grabbed it again ... and , y'know , was apparently so unobservant to not notice Upskirt shots What about ... not musically I don't think I would want a buttsnuggler smiling anywway Sonic and Tails isn't in super smash brothers melee . If that's the case then absolutely the best way ! But I read it as it meant he walked free , not that he would eventually be tried again . Then again maybe I should just google it myself instead of trying to interpret a reddit comment 5 years 150 mil Goes to show how bad sports they are . They couldn't just paint our ' A ' like they used to . ASU scumbags 1 ) From what had happened to me , I received a couple cars in my Messages inbox on the Forza main menu . However the one that upset me was I received an email a while back about getting the P1 . I input the 25 digit code , downloaded the pack . Nothing . Turns out its not a code for the car ... Its a code to BUY THE CAR in the game with a special livery paint job . What a terrible thing to say I read ( those costumes are HOT ) as ( those customers are HOT ) Pirates weren't gay they just enjoyed the company of seamen Yeah wtf Nman 77 ? You're right PUNTS_BABIES that's a little ... wait a second . Every thread $ 40 cars ... more like macrotransactions . I thought I was having a seizure for a second there DAE born in the wrong generation ? upgoats to the left ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Lissandra isn't an enemy of Ashe ? It's like maple syrup on the sides of the bottle Carol killed them all . Such a gorgeous little man , it looks like he's going to have a happy and healthy life ! Such a beautiful video and so funny when he was digging into his rainbow cake ! And then gross when he projectile vomited it back up Google + It says $ 11.99 in my store ... Cancer . Apply fire to kill Oh so this is funny What the fuck did I just read dude ... yeah , that will get more women into the field . It'd either be that or the finger , I reckon . Damn paparazzi . What uncreative name for a guitar Seconded ..... I cannot I see that shit Hashtag penis . Someone once paused a game if dota 2 because his cat was on fire Flipped the bird , two too many times . Heh , Puff daddy gives the perfect You don't want to look ... There's one about Spider-Man with boobs His dick twitched But once they get out ... What was Mario saying on the final Bowser fight ? " So long Gay Bowser ? " I don't remember that You took a chem final today too ? ! Hmm ... Interesting Nui kind of Hitting my Xbox ? What idiot would do that Coke .. Fidel Castro .. I hate you and your broad generalisations of Reddit Read his email . Methinks it's a networking scam . You're probably on a tablet or phone . I just saw the same thing You just posessed the reprocessed tenno frankenstein doggie That's kind of rude . It's patronizing , I'm sure they are constantly reminded of their dwarfism , the best thing you can do is leave that alone . I'm looking at my ball sack and wondering . Cause ... Literally not a " baby " no matter how long you cross your arms and stamp your feet . What elo is considered unskilled to you And this kid is winning his fight ... right ? " pressurized liquid " .... Shut up , Seahawk This is the best impersonation of the " Yeah , a lot of sweat ... " All that drama about leaked patch notes only for it to be released 24 hours later . I think it's RES that does that , mate . And / u / le_reddit_sucks was being sarcastic Married 19 years ; Still can't borrow any of the four tractors . Probably a CAP student . ‎ It's amazing how much nothing you fit in a whole paragraph I can practically smell the entrails from this gif The question should have been : Where can I get a beard like that ? Holy monkey , I have the exact dress shoes from Zara ! ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) plz lower your glovers ノ ( / r / all here ! ! ! thanks for another epic gem , MFA ! ! ! xD quality content ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Not sure if this is a joke ... or if OP is actually being serious .. Not when I make less than 1,000 a month . That poor girl getting hacked 5-6 times everyday . Imagine how hard that must have been for her . How considerate of the hacker to continue to post the exact kind of tweets and pictures she normally does . That's the stealthy way to cover your tracks . People of Walmart . The ole " I'm a nice guy , you can trust me " angle . > mfw what . It would've been better if the gameplay wasnt garbage , and the engine didnt have to stream textures playing from an SSD Do something horrid to them both , something that will anger them , and they can bond over their animosity of you . Nothing brings two people together more than shared anger for a third party . You had me until " He would get the manager to invite hin into his office where they could talk . " That doesn't seem realistic , like if I saw that in a movie I'd be like And I got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday . Did she say " shares of bitcoin " ? ! Composite cables on an LCD . It lags . Also , widescreen . My opinion is that it's fact I've also heard that pouring hot water on your windshield works great as a de-icer ... I swear to God , if anybody says " what does the fox say " ... " We can no longer trust in unseen forces " ... Asumizu sighs , slightly irritated . " I told you , I didn't think we'd find the decoding in a library , but no so far nothing . " he says pushing yet another book into the pile of " this didn't work YOU ARE NOT HELPING ! What a bigoted douche . She seriously thinks you're gay because you haven't been " shown " how to like women . So ignorant and insulting Clobberin ` time Write them an angry letter . Make sure it contains many ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Are you sure you aren't Ryan Gosling ? " Oebares rubbed his hand over the genitals of a mare " I must be the only nerd grossed out by the red splotch on one of the Leia's backs . I don't need no rangwooorm . Was that actually Jennifer fucking Lawrence ? Turns out our government , in pretending to protect us from the bad guys , were in fact , also the bad guys . I don't have to imagine : I've smelled it ! It fouls the air for miles ... class act Solid proof , " detective Athene " ... You move the crowd to the break of ... break of dawn .... ? Hmmm . Shouldnt disclose too much info Gutter rat ... 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" add a video " Yeah , because those are the only two extreme alternatives . Do your plan or become a hermit How can you be nervous with such a hot body ? Is the gif of the skeletons from that one movie about what the effects of a nuclear war would be like ? No matter how clean she is can you imagine the smell ? ? I got a boner . How dare you wish that on anyone My ( Good metabolism , lack of responsibility , having opportunity to gawk at cheeleaders without having to give myself the ol ' That's not avoiding a conflict of interest , that's just taking advantage of a tax deduction piotr ... we figured it out ... give us another one . ( ‎ Charm , Fear , Transfusion Trigger discipline Don't remind me ... Disney can never be escaped With the clothes not burned ? When I saw that I thought " neat , the design firm they paid really thought a lot about their logo " . I didn't know they were being criticized by jesus freaks Thanks Uncle Godwin Bro ... look at that mother fucker in the back doing high knees . Have you learned nothing from Steven Moffat's story writing skills ? I'm sure even if we get to know his past there's something going on Moffat's mind that will just make you go > Rumunjska na tre ćem mjestu u svijetu I know the feeling Not sure whats more awful , the fighters or the commentators .. Yeah , reddit is not * at all * about people expressing opinions 2.2 k i have no life Those memories still haunt me in my sleep . Innokin iTaste 134 , lowest price $ 4.72 , really ? ! Oh ... out of stock ! Damn ! I was so excited to see if I got any of the new ground / tree decor with the new update , and when I checked the shop today at 8 , the only decor available was 100 Star Coins ... " My heart failed when the love of my life confessed to me and now I have to study with other disabled students to end my scholarship with the continous danger of dying inmediatly . " I did already ask her a few months ago , she said yes . Now begins the wedding planning You are arguing that corporations are people too and discrimination against a corporation is a form of racism ... and you have 95 upvotes for this statement ... Ugh . His daughter was in my class growing up , so I went to parties at his house . I was too young to realize that I was hanging out with the man that filibustered equal rights I so wanted that hair to be over an inch long ! My husband and I have had sex at the in laws but he refuses to have sex in our own home when they stay . The guy above just rated it 7 Just buy every app . Sweet I drive down dunkirk osborne every morning , but nothing to see at 5:30 am So Krepo might be heading to the States next week ? But EG are playing in Cologne ? Le polite face Oh , no I don't . I've only taken 3 of them , they scare me and annihilate me Ok guys just got back from Thanksgiving with my family what did I miss ? ... Maybe I want them to see it . Unless ... you know .... ( It's not me .. lol ) Seems legit ... * loose * My stalker * " I can only eat while your with me " wrestle " You again You fertilize eggs not ovaries " surf " I volunteer with a wildlife rescue where I foster baby birds for release . I wish my neighbors cat would stop bringing me dead birds . That voice Hey , that guy wasn't spending money ! That's worse than murder . Why is she wearing them indoors ? Please don't tell me you did her anyway . Errr ... by the very nature of how a bandsaw works , the blade * does * just stop ; when it snaps , it has nothing left driving it . Sure it can ping out a little bit , and if it catches bare skin , and is still very sharp , it * might * just cut you a little , but I've gotta say , I think you are over dramatizing just a little when you say it can almost cut someone in half . Possible ... but I notice that two things seem to be the only things that get downvoted in here - things with a pro-woman message and things that seem like it could possibly be religious in nature . What crowd ? Not a good idea ... my dog ate ... the top of my adult fun times lube bottle , 3 playstation remotes , 3 DirecTv remotes , he thorroughly enjoys eating the blanket that we used to sleep with , and is starting to lick our new one Yeah .... I saw what you were looking at ........ It's definitely all personal . Like others have said , do what you're comfortable with . Don't be afraid to speak up . For me , I'm very physical in my displays of affection . I love the hand holding and the little kisses in line . It's about affection , not trying to get in her pants . Of course , if I do it right she wants me in her pants so I guess there is that . We can't see his other hand i don't think its particularly insightful to point out that murder is a sociological issue may b all cats r evil 2 u cuz they dont like u . ... I think if you're in the funeral business , you need to be more understanding when a customer gets short with you . For that one you need to give away a copy you would choose the black network for your joke on stealing cars I saw that lunch thread . This is not hacking . This is phishing . What ... what were you shopping for . It's actually a good thing . Poking your pet with a boner is frowned upon . Indeed you should . 5 ) Is exactly why my bitstamp account isn't verified .. no no , pdf file downloaded from PUBLIC SERVICE mailbox is not good enough My dad flipped out and threw a chair at me because I wouldn't make my brother something to eat . I was fourteen and a grown-ass man threw a chair as big as I was at me . No bueno , called the cops . Dad lied to the responding officer and then cried after he left because " I can't believe my own daughter called the police on me . " OOC : Who am I on the sub ? What a freak on wheels With RES installed it is an option in the comment box . On Alien Blue it is in the pulls down menu ... Snipers . In general . Period . Well , you do understand that 11101010011 000 is a hard number for computers , right ? I mean , it's easily worth $ 50 . They'd be losing money to charge any less Most ? ? ? 2x 7 GH / s BFL miners for 3.5 BTC each Maybe it would be easier for him to lift you up so you can get it .. We live in this silly old apartment where the cabinets go all the way up to the ceiling . Mr Boyfriend thinks this is wonderful , i do not . When i started here it was all like that edit Beverage next to delicate computer component . My old Civic went 7k without an oil change and it didn't throw a rod . American cars are shitty Yeah , my main gripe with SMN is how the pets aren't cute enough . . . But you're fine with clear cutting large amount of land in order to support the farms that grow your vegetables ? Because that isn't hurting anyone I've had similar . While I was working , a customer came up to me and said " your name is spelled wrong on your name tag . " So , he's basically threatening to recreate the Boston marathon because he's getting down votes on reddit . Dude , you fucking said you were 12 in another comic . Quality of life can be just as bad . So we do euthanize them ... we euthanize their livelihood . Okay , so because South Park made a joke about it , no one's problems are real . My friends know this , I don't need to tell them They do the o-h-i-o chant because they can't spell buckeye This is giving me a very , very bad Legacy idea . Queen bee , anyone ... ? You complain about not having enough time ... while you're browsing comments on reddit . Yeah , since that made all kinds of sense . That someone uses the shit i write on the internet to fuck my life Because we totally got Halo , all the gears of war games , Fusion Frenzy , and Forza on PC Wow realy ? Super ironic . People that know we're gay suddenly expect us to be together . Even my own mother I'm British dammit . Are you talking about the kid's one ? so .. so when Impossibear said " I thought you were watching your figure for me baby " .... I didn't come to this thread on thanksgiving break to play school . Just install windows If you want me to I had to stomp out a pee fetish rumor . We have the attention span of ferrets now . Miniature clones of themselves . You OP .... You Yet you still found a way ... That means Scarlet is going to look like Christopher Walken I would have put this up yesterday but it was late Get the fuck out . * * * Now . * * * * * * 99 % of my pokemiles go to buying heartscales . Still gonna be cash strapped next season ( thanks AJ We don't talk about / u / thefirstcat . Yep . I saw what you students did to the bushes over by the student section . You should all be ashamed of yourselves ... Are those his nipples ? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ This is why the death penalty is a thing Dat double peak . So ... it is your fault Please don't take this away from me . Heck , I remember / u / PandaBearShenyu astroturfing whenever a post about China shows up on Digg back in 2007/2008 wat . That ... username I have a plan , but you will need some puppets , a peacock costume and a few classes of interpretive dance . No . No . No . No . Let us never ask this question again . I get a lot of weird messages from lonely people because of my name . Normally , I just let it go , I figure a lot of people just need to write shit out and believe that somebody has read it . How can people conclude so fast that everybody's against the guy ? All I can see is ONE girl stopping the dude and hear a guy yell " DAYMMM " Anonymous , you know what to do . Some campy work with the violence , especially the opening sequence that looks like it was shot for 3D despite not being a 3D movie . But that scene with Vera Farmiga rescuing the kid ? Too far ? It's a 20min drive for me to get to the grocery store . 4 upvotes in 2 minutes ? This fake wolf makes it to the top page but my alien dog doesn't . Thanks Reddit dont know if foamy-ass water or foamy ass-water . Simple Dude Im a girl I am never a fan of playing the teams you cheer for A 40 foot shallow dive into a 3 foot tall pile of hay . Does this bundle mean you get an extra controller ? Because 1 controller is standard with the console . Of course , It's an Armstrong . I have 18 people covered . smoking pot I think they say the buds push wax deeper and could cause damage , I've known people to use keys Very misleading title , it is just a metal grey anodized aluminum not actually titanium . Just remember to turn off your mic in such a scenario . ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) lower your dongers ノ ( Oh God , dat username are you calling me a predator Now * this * is * * foot * * ball ! I too got a confused boner Almost never . I can't stand most of them . The only one I've seen that I like is this one : Well then I never use this face , but ... Asumizu gives Yami a To be able to understand boys . Don't get me wrong , I'm a girl and admittedly I'm hella confusing , but man boys can be confusing too I love how that's the first thing you thought of Why would you click He got some amplitude I'm not This would freak me out , even if i'm not a WM cashier ... What was with the eye flash ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! That damn Halloween game ... > edit : No , my new career-path isn't sucking dicks in the park Why stop at clubs ? Surely we can extend this to the workplace , the library , the city park and school . I mean , women are participating in those public places by choice too . It'll be awesome . Just like Mad Men . with an NHRA sticker on the case ... I know the feels Proud wonderbread and pizza crust non-eater here . She's weird . We're twin boys My boyfriend sings Holy Diver in front of me when he's NOT cumming I'd fry my brain to feel ok . ITT : People thinking they're original and hilarious by commenting " Why did jizzing in a sandwich make me cringe more than the baby ? ffs why am I always late Just smile a lot and pretend like you're busy texting all your friends on twitter and Facebook . Dat bolt Or a loser ? On Reddit , no-ones a winner ! It's an SR - 22 Bare hands . Why . * Why * Then install linux too Not the same thing but couldn't help remembering the confession bear post from a few hours ago about the girl ( or guy ) using a dildo that was moulded after their dad's dick ... Not the same thing but couldn't help remembering the confession bear post from a few hours ago about the girl ( or guy ) using a dildo that was moulded after their dad's dick ... The cat is like : Yeah well I bought 500 at $ 10 and sold them at $ 15 . I thought it was the smart move . First two posts within about 10 seconds and both McDonald's items . I love it when my cat wraps her tail around her paws when sitting . Makes her seem so ladylike ! Until the time comes to lick her own butt who's butt is that going in Under boob in a bikini . Guessing the cat thought he was the scratch postman If mine were any better [ or a match ] I would As another legally blind person , I comepletely agree . $ 400 on a mobo and you didn't go x79 ? Those bastards still owe me points from that . I got tired of the constant back and forth with customer service . Apparently they didn't have a record of my transaction even though the money was given to them . Okay customer service dude , I believe you . If we don't restrict access by the media to scientists then there's a risk that the government may have to explain why a policy doesn't agree with science . You know , at one of those unscripted , anything-goes media scrums where the government is required to respond to Canadians about their policies . This really , really does not deserve all these downvotes . Basically , the only voice of reason in this entire thread gets shat on and kicked into downvote oblivion . This subreddit , man ... I'm from London , Ontario where drivers all think they are in a parade and amble along . Very frustrating . Yes i meant that . Literally came $ 4.20 for lime pickle Mayonnaise ..... $ 10 shipping . I bet you continued reading , StraightDownTheDick I was in a skype call with two of my best friends , when my mother walks in wearing a black dress . She says to me " I'm going to a funeral , I'll be back in a few hours " when my friend said something funny on skype . I burst out laughing and she gave me a very disapproving look . I use the mobile site ( 52 Games as well ! I bought Far Cry 3 on Saturday for £ 10 , but it went on sale for £ 5 yesterday Others didn't ? Misleading username Oh God , nightcore mod I tried updating to 8.1 a few months back , but everytime I'd go to the windows store app it said I wasn't connected to the internet , although I was . I did some extensive googling but still couldnt fix it , couldn't even install new drivers for my video card , so had to do the refresh which I reeeally didnt want to do . And of course the day I try to reinstall my mods , Nexus is down for maintenance that's what you guys said last season My original response was very tongue-in-cheek . I need to learn to use more emoticons ! To the ... What ? which part . I'll concede to the other method just for you . ಠ_ಠ . Just this once . wha .... what the fuck ... Except e new campaign map would be impossible for modders to accomplish ... It used to be $ 2 Abita pitchers when I was in college * and * you didn't even have to order any food ... they caught on to my nefarious plan quickly , unfortunately I wanted dinosaurs and robots as a kid and all I got were Barbies and Princesses . Ozzy and others have spread their destructive communism far enough In respect to ... death ? With this face : A set of kitchen knives I want SM3D World Thats a Uranus ... I like the sweater in the background that says , " Love is for losers " . Wash your hands He ? uh huh ....... 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Yeah I thought they were all varying shades of It's 7:20 pm Central what the fuck Ahh , well thanks for sending me somewhere like that , only to have me head on over to / r / confusedboners because of it Wait , how the f — ... I'm kind go glad they included John Hurt . He might have only had one episode , but it felt right . Could the Tunnel Snakes perhaps be a dominant faction in the next Fallout game ? There is so much fanny pack in this picture , I just can't take it . imagine if he was cast for brokeback mountain .. The fifth one always makes me think of Frozen hellscape ? Try middle of Siberia in the winter . Is there a reason you felt the need to start the video with boobs ? So true . This post shouldn't have been a super car and a muscle car ... My mom was sexually abused . Both of her parents were alcoholics . My dad's father was an alcoholic . Both of my parents ( and myself , unfortunately ) suffer from diagnosed clinical depression . Jehovah is the answer ! Haha four eyes ! But if they wear glasses it's six eyes I see maybe they're saving it for Christmas Could Gaijin finally get rid of the damn bots since stress testing is way done now ? Not gonna lie bro but that is unusual . Say that to friends , families , coworkers , strangers , and they are gonna give you the look of The only thing the person gave me that I was gifting for was 2 comments , both of which contained porn links and do their own homework , OP No . It's better that it stays anonymous . The last thing I need is some angry failed actor trying to hunt me down , or a rich parent trying to sue me because their ugly child with a lisp didn't get cast . Actually , I don't think he does . Secret of Nimb , that movie still traumatized me . I'm gonna phagocytize you . Your move Amazon Then disbelieve . It's okay . TIL there's a tea leaf paradox / u / poorlytimedgimli is the one true master .... screw this wannabe karma whore Well ... in the next few days it's supposed to drop 50 degrees , and my phone says on Monday it might be 12 ( How exactly does the jet fuel not completely burn up on impact ? My child's father does this too . And then he says , " you know , not everything has to be a competition . " ... you made hot dog sushi rolls ? cringed without googling ... > Why am I treating this so seriously . Unfortunately it's true , they used to be called shabooty . The other guys I have met in the band were pretty cool , but Claudio ....... Is this a joke or is it for real ? 2 YEARS after the tweets were sent out Why would a fish needs to fly ? Put it back in your pants How could nobody mention those glorious boobs ? " I just seen ... " > ~ ~ Sex Partner ~ ~ A - But when he changed his haircut after the time skipped he uncovered the other eye . His eyebrows are seriously I just may . I spit out my milk reading your username . But umm .. I got all my $ 1 coins for a dollar Your sniper is wearing 3 pairs of glasses Dem legs Traffic-ticket cameras I don't see the problem here . Yeah , you do I've got a 5 year old and when I saw this post I was just making up a list of games to add to my Steam account for him . MFW all the of them are still $ 20 . He just kept going Most promise rings I've heard of are religious . " We love each other but sex before marriage is wrong and this ring is a symbol of our promise to wait until marriage . " Canadian Eagles fan , eh ? > ` $ type The " I'm starting to see a trend with all the top comments for images on the front page .... The dude who can't arabic , Maqda 7 . Really ? * * 2003 ... Doom 3 ... holy hell your mii avatar is creepy Did you really just call it Fallout 3 : New Vegas ... ? Whoa , mr data storage engineers carries a sig 226 with the hammer back ? The comments with just the It's freaking huge ! Well at first I was like " haha ok he has a figurine w / e and he has cake " . He prob wen't to the store get some cake for a good karma pic of Asuka's birthday , but then as you keep looking and you see more and more figurines and then the pillow you just knew I came here to say this . I recently heard that there is a games how in Japan where gay men jerk off straight men I feel like you might have been a bit harsh on the blazers " Ken had 7 inches on me " Let a friend borrow Dark Knight Returns . He then sub-lent it to someone , and they to someone else , etc . I ran into another friend who told me " Don't worry , I turned that book back into the library for you . " His life long dream was to be a cloud Really ? You are bringing education into this ? got a couple hammers and a shadow essence Here in the Smite subreddit we engage in clever , on topic discussions . Topics include : how much more mature we are then the LoL community , how much more mature we are then the XBox Live community , and whatever the fuck is happening here My name is chandler . Girls often call me " Channy . " If that's the * * Bestiary * * ( No one asked for your opinion on Rahul Gandhi . There have been a few Morrowind posts lately and I will give them ALL OF MY UPVOTES I just imaged every time you looked at him you had this face : Coming from an art student ... As long as that's all they're doing to one another ... ... ಠ_ಠ ... If that's what your into , that's up to you , but to me it's Alright . I'll have to check which egg it is in the middle of trade , shouldn't take too long . Somewhere in the middle of the boxish or so I'm annoyed with smokers Can't browse new stuff without being bombarded by karma whoring man . Its messed up man . That seems pretty amature Pain in the backside you are , lady Seriously ? You just let him live there ? When are we going to finally start telling people they're too stupid to use a computer ? heh the deepthroating part made my face go soda sexual innuendo ( I'll tell you what else is hilarious , #precum Cu totii stim ca aste e prajitura lui OP .. isi face reclama mascata .. psihologie inversa . nice try ! Have you checked the weather this week ? Being told I had bedroom eyes on a church trip by my teacher . Really ? You're using BILD as a source ? Good job Reddit . We get a trained astronaut for an AMA and most of the major questions are about farting .... People sure like Goomy . " Software App " ... That ... that is so I get so embarrassed when my snake does this ... In the 5th grade I had a health teacher that taught the class , after being asked by a student , that anal sex can cause you to bleed , she went on to explain the amount of blood vessels down there , however she never mentioned it being blue Is it really " graffiti " if the " artist " is publicly credited ? And just how would you know this ? I don't think the fox does either ┌ ( I'm I the only person that noticed that her mirror is covered in pus ... But if I blink I miss it . Well then OP , care to explain that profile picture I didn't say it was a sucky title ... Tanyu also My dad hate it cause it was a mockumentary . He love Two and a Half Men and The Big Bang Theory . No one said the Walking Dead ? I'm a not skinny female alcoholic , and I can't drink more than 5 Dear god I hope not . blueberry balls ? This was exactly one hour ago , so who knows maybe they flipped it back over and took off I started working out this year so I got " Wow , you look great ! If only I was 30 years younger ! " From my mother ... Power treads Lion Every fucking time Im pretty sure the joke is that if there weren't any women , other ... Things ... Would be a pain in the ass . You wish you were ingesting 1.5 cups of olive oil a day . . . Shame on you Mat Zo , I prefer stealing from more mainstream stuff now Well , mine is showing me a shit ton about miley cyrus ... thx reddit Swearing over a microphone - that I can understand . Little children play games too . But making it so it adds to the realism of the game is like forcing GTA players to adhere to traffic rules and speed limits . this is the closest i've seen to a real life Ordered 12/1 , still not shipped . I got a mental image of a little kid skipping through the woods with a huge smile on their face holding a hatchet and a rope . Your opinion is bad , and you should feel bad THIS ! ! XD Chin acne You too work for the mouse . Here have one of these ! That which does not kill you makes you stronger Thanks for that , by the way . If we had not lost that game we would be in the SEC CG , and a BCS championship contender I'm concerned that " die " is pretty big I never got the talk . They just " got a book from a friend " and left it in the bathroom real nonchalant for about 3 days . They then said I " self educated myself on the matter " Coming to Oculus rift ... ... was not expecting that Are you telling me to go watch porn ? I have the 120 gig The same . Lice was the first word that came to my mind , too . I wore a rainbow beanie to pride , and boy did I get hit on ... More than what I'm used to . I didn't know how to react . I absolutely hate this one the most . It's like , " Oh , well I never thought of doing that ! ^ ^ ^ dumbass " That wasn't sour cream You have changed my reddit rituals to search for you first then the rest of reddit . What are you doing to us ! ? Why is improper capitalization everywhere these days ? As a soccer parent of many years , I can guarantee you there was some furious , World-Cup-level screaming coming from the camp chairs on the sideline , though . I'm so glad they made this announcement two days after I bought my tickets to the San Antonio game in March .. The cumbox . That actually sounds like a good ide .... hey wait a minute What's wrong with cargo shorts ? Been off addy for month or more ( always fluctuated my whole life ) still Blowin it out 3-5 a day . My best moments are getting ruined too . Destroyed three tanks captured 3 bases with 12 kills 1 death within the first 10 minutes . Boom crash . your gif is nearly the same size ( 30 mb ) as the full hd version of this 2 minute video ( 36 mb ) Whatever Mukabarat agency you work for , share the damn results this time . this guy put cutler at #10 . cutler isn't even playing this week This means this guy has a whole group of friends that are totally cool with this . I've had practice with camera angles What a rich and colorful culture ... Not Bored in Slidell , * impossibruh * Thanks , that's very .... ( I'm sure they were all obeying traffic laws ! Nothing suspicious about three lambos wrecked into each other ! His name was Greg Oh man , IIRC , that thread was split between " IF YOU WEAR BLACK MILK YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER " and " Y'ALL ARE JUST JEALOUS OF MY GALACTIC STEEZ , " soooo not particularly helpful either way . There was also discussion about what size you " should " be to wear them . Right , because there is no such thing as slander or libel or being falsely accused of things , and any time anyone's reputation is ever ruined it is obviously for good reason ... It rests between beats Yeah , next we will hear we are making steroids more attractive to teens by making them appear " forbidden " and " grown up " . > Right , because there is no such thing as slander or libel or being falsely accused of things , and any time anyone's reputation is ever ruined it is obviously for good reason ... She ? I read " 8inch plastic toy " and my fucking brain was all like " Well at least she won't be bored ! " What the fuck is wrong with me ? Why did they skip last week if they weren't showing 2 hours this week ? Eye gauze At least you HAVE odds ... I know what shouldn't be there ...... The Tiaga Biome ( don't know if I spelled that right I'm watching you zendick I'm an Albertan and right now it's minus 45 degrees centigrade lol and 2 feet of snow in the past 3 weeks . " Hey Sessho . Whats up ? here have some food , some sake . " Nen offers Sessho food , yes food since Sessho never eats I know , right ? Should've seen the look I just got from my guy when I asked if he ever molested his couch . Based on the sheer number of " couch " answers in this thread , it seems to be a thing so I thought I'd ask . Now he thinks I'm all kinds of weird . So one misspelled word means I can't spell ? The fuk Of course it does . Right after I order my first RSST Ondolemar came to my wedding . Are you just making this up .. What did you think it was ? I .... I don't even have a 4 pack I got a " poop prodder " . My face when I got it : You can be my princess if you like First cat : Don't be an ass . Don't forget to take inventory of your dead birds I went to school with a kid who did that . How did your dog get away ? Thats what I like to semen normal citizens believe that 10g is enough for a meal . Nen chuckles " Naaa , nothing wrong with getting drunk ... just ... don't get to drunk ... " or a evil sessho will drag you away and kill you The amount of At first I laughed thinking it was a joke at the white night redditors who always say shit like that or apologize for all men because we are assholes ( except them of coarse ) ... but then I see they seriously defend it later What a kind friend to film you at your lowest emotional state for posterity . I'm pretty certain it actually says " STOP ! " at the end ... Save the whale .. It's interesting that my eyes instantly went to OP said * one * interesting fact ! This made me feel uncomfortable Agreed , it is a part of life . Sometimes people forget that the meat on their hamburger was living breathing being . I actually had a young mother ( in her late 20s ) scold me during a dinner conversation after the subject came up that I was a hunting enthusiast . " How can you kill innocent sweet animals ? ! " There was ground beef all over her nachos . > There was ground beef all over her nachos . He said Soldier * * ' s * * Field i was obviously being 110 % sarcastic , and pretending to be a reddit r / atheism circlejerking atheist Dude . Been waiting for that a while , eh ? Yeah i know just being witty . :p " It was literally unplayable ... " , ok , I see . " This also happened yesterday ... " now and days I think everyone is downvoting the others in hopes they will be the highest karma wise Wow , a guy flicking of the camera , so hilarious , I'm sure this will be viral by tomorrow . Just had the exact same thing happen . Haha . Down vote ! Risky click of the day Fair enough , but I also remember the time when we got IP boosts and the lags where not even close to this , so we can at least hope My mom did this to me with my beta . Except she replaced mine with a white one , so it was obvious . You guys look so damn good and I hate it . I'll choose the way that makes me feel less awkward to interpret that thing you wrote Comparison pic ? Of your face of course .. It's not a competition But I bet the incidence of mime assault and murder went up drastically , not that I'm complaining . So , your like a home flipper , but with men ? Not exactly my fetish , sorry to disappoint you ... Destroyer of Worlds . Oh yes please tell me more about how terrible we are and how great your shithole of a country is . You cry and whine about America but our economy is the only thing keeping your fucking continent from going bankrupt . Go spew your bullshit somewhere else That uhh .. that is fucking insane . * * NEW MEME CONFIRMED Please tell me that's a 7 not a 9 . Otherwise it's my birthday But what if both santas arms were broken My SO always has to use the restroom for 15 mins right before we are walking out of the door . He also insists on stopping at the gas station for a redbull or soda when we are late . I one had someone here say " don't ya'll pray to Mary so she will forgive your sins " Santa Claus : Time to check Aminobutyric_acid's list of gift req - ... There's been 5 posts in the last 30 minutes , ang its 3 in the morning . And that covers like 90 % of my listening I wore pads in white leotards when I did ballet as a teen . This is SO FUNNY eyecontact while fapping . I would kill all of my believers . I tried that now because the is the first I've heard of it . The first thing that got my attention is that their idea of " humour " is 9gag links Can I get extra ham and cheese with that up vote ? Greatest Cowlick Ever ! Yeah , over here we sometimes pretend the metric system doesn't exist . I thought so . why do you guys know so much about dick sizes That's what I just said . Reel womyn don't make spelling errors . I hope your typos are just that , or some inside joke . " her " referring to the one actually wearing the wedding dress 3mil views is viral . This went from cute to They need to chill with the cameras switching literally after every second ... Missed Ellin's part Ah yes , Minecraft , which , after millions in sales and two years on top of an exceptionally long alpha , has just recently gotten a * third * kind of flower . Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number These refs . I had a classmate who swore he was allergic to salt . I was all “ ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( You trust lemons ? What the flying fuck is with the commenters here . Jesus murphy . Other guys do you start getting boners if you hug a girl for like 20 seconds or longer ? I start feeling one and I have to stop the hug before she feels it Humanity as a whole , no . People as individuals ? Yes . Humans are greedy and self centered . It's in our nature . Individuals can be kind and caring . I'll continue to despise humanity on a general level , but really appreciate people on an individual level--like the BatKid event . I really appreciate everyone who participated in the BatKid event ... and I'll dislike those who said " oh , he USED to have a terminal illness but he's in remission now . That Make a Wish shouldn't have been wasted on him " Not sure why you get downvoted but the guy right below you says pretty much exactly the same thing and gets 41 upvotes . You .. I know right ? Usually all I get is that explains why Mr . Roger had no family ... Aggression ? The first cat was the source for I'm right here , ya know . Why In 1912 I thought that was the point ... if not Nui also I immediately saw " battle-royal " and " all stars " and thought you were gonna celebrate PM 3.0 ' s release by playing Playstation All-Stars Battle Royal . 800-1000 for a custom shaped board That guy ? Hard to find a Thrashers fan when you can no longer find the Thrashers . Source : Former Atlanta Thrashers season pass holder . But I thought the banana was proof the God exists snide it's so perfect that it fits in our hands and has no seeds and blah blah blah . Too bad I can't do that on Woodman . As much as I hate the MACW , I have to admit that those guys can fly and if you try solo flying you will be ambushed by at least one of them ( looking at you Sato This is why you want environmental protection laws . Not because the government likes to interfere with your business , but because people need to be protected against other people who don't care about anything but money . ( Looking at YOU , USA . Same here . Was ready to use the Just like the tides ... Nobody can explain it My post started a war Me too ... BLoD Well excuse me for not knowing how to screenshot on a Kindle Fire . As the guys in sunn would say ... " MAXIMUM VOLUME YIELDS MAXIMUM RESULTS " . So do it Upvote for cakeday , Heinz is the only proper ketchup . No they fucking dont ! Why do people keep saying this So you are being molested while unconscious by someone you never met but its ok because it's for science ... Like other popular games don't have skins you can buy Fiora : Blood Aura When I first got my driver's license , my mother vehemently refused to let me check the organ donor box for this reason . Of course , I argued that she'd appreciate it if my kidneys failed and I was able to get them from a donor . She then yelled , " TAKE MY KIDNEY " at the DMV so I shut up and listened to mother bear . According to her and CSI , people will kill you for your organs if you're too far down that list . #You got something to hide , buddy ? On his behalf , Scar you Looked like something I saw on reading rainbow Yes , fried chicken . That's what I see . Did you just say " 1.1 * k * * * KH * * / s ? I thought the thumbnail was cocaine . I had my engagement ring ready but I guess it doesn't even matter anymore I'm 26 , and I live next to a college campus ! This is how I feel walking home from my usual 10 PM wine and chips run on a Saturday night , and I see hordes of drunk 18 - year-old girls . Last weekend a drunk girl shouted , " GIMME YOUR SWEATPANTS " at me . I just saw a white guy with a black girl today , both good looking , probably mid to late twenties , looked very happy . It was right after I saw this post too , so I was expecting trouble and hidden cameras You are extremely attractive and the new haircut fits you well . However , on a more important note , we need to talk about your issue with licking telephones This is amazing ! Now to have quick access to Steve Harvey's face is so ... That is terrible ... you can't exactly use your door so every time you go to get in you have to crawl over seats probably honking your horn as you climb over Ughhh my high school boyfriend was the same way ! ! He was just trying to help but , yeah , no . Switching to ivory soap isn't going to magically clear my acne . Polls fuel leadership speculation , leadership speculation fuels leadership change , leadership change destroys credibility , anger leads to .. Appropriate ... since he WAS ONE of the protesters . Old cheese AND port wine ... don't dump this in your port I found this app a little too unstable for me The ending is gold . " Well , he takes my hand and he ... I'm impressed I dropped that class Your students don't believe in dinosaurs ? Driving slow in the Left lane ... also keeping formation on the highway like blue angels . I even put corphish in the title , so yea His picture and your picture look almost exactly the same ... Insanely similiar What the hell Remember guys , he said ACTOR . Not actress .. I didn't realize you could tell if someone of African descent was American by their skull . Oh that's all ? Easy Peasy then . Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number If you look right next to his shoulder , before it blurs , you can see actual cartoon wings . I think the photographer spliced some actual ( see : clipart ) wings onto the photo then blurred it to make it seem like it was an effect . really ? ok .... You must be white if you thought those were good moved lol . Someone post this guy to / r / cringepics " Can I come over and clip your toe nails " mfw It's translated to " old clothes " in English , but is my favorite dish . Ropa Vieja - Lovely Cuban dish of shredded beef ( usually flank ) in tomato sauce , served with black beans and rice . When I tell my friends I eat old clothes they're look at me like I know what you mean . My school finally hired an assload of applied mathematicians this semester , all of them doing some really cool stuff . Too bad I graduate in two weeks with a math degree . That link ...... Urgh , why ? I was going to say this too . I just didn't want to be the first one . Your username is AtomGray . Rearrange gray to Gary . I don't trust you . Are you joking ? " People who purchased this product also showed interest in BODY BAGS " No lie I read this comment and then that very song came on the radio Fucking retarded , go die in hell , oh my god . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Because that makes sense But was it really relief ? Took the biggest shit of my life in one go in a bathroom right beside my coworkers desk . I made an " eunnngh " sound too . Several You got a bit too excited there What the hell were you searching ? After I test it Road Bike Party submitted to MTB How I imagine is his face : That's bringing the foul to any room . ლ ( ಠ_ಠლ ) Screw this donger ლ ( Just this face . Scumbag redditors : downvote new nexus announcement I'd tap that As a frat bro , MRW when reading this story : Except their Q-stacks carry over from their last game He literally said " we don't hate Romanian people , just gypsies " Gotta fill me in man ... how exactly did you " use " this . ? Who the hell is downvoting this . Your username . Looks like you live in an area with plenty of extra water ... Nice comment but my god the typos ! Is that an RM monitor ? He's probably laughing because he's responsible for the bubonic plague outbreak that has been confirmed in Madagascar I don't know either No shit ! My own sex education was so bad I didn't figure out where my own clit was until I was 19 . Yay abstinence only education . Yep the shoes are what tipped me off too . I work for a company with * a lot * of international people ... you can always tell what random dudes wandering around the building aren't American because they're wearing fancy leather pointy shoes . Did I mention it's a manufacturing plant ? actually he took the condom off without me noticing . AFTER you know you won Are you saying I am a shill ? Seriously ? Are you my brother ? Correcting typos . I'm looking at you OP . Ya pretty much 15,000 $ bike sitting in the snow You . Just don't get your web persona and your real persona mixed up / u / BountifulPenis > and admitting to trolling ? God damnit Nano ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( Wait did you just call Mayuri Kurotsuchi weak ? Don't give a damn about zeros , i want the boofighter to realize it's a seven metric ton plane empty and act accordingly . You get out of FL you bastard ... those boys are playing for the home teams . Just make it Suikoden High School then , as apparently that never gets old in Japan . First time I came for a 60 yr old ? The worst thing is that women actually want this ... unless that's a good thing ... sex slaves You didn't answer his question At first I was all o_O but then I was all Ash get the badge in Episode 162 and decide to go to Ecruteak City . In Episode 163 is the Bug tournament and in Episode 164 they see Sudowoodo . One other direction they go , they don't go straight to Ecruteak City , before that , they visit in Episode 165 the Ruins of Alph . They reach Ecruteak city in Episode 183 Why is that link purple After a heated match of Shotguns and Pistols on Killzone , someone messaged me with the words " I'm going to put my dick on your face " ...... Yeah I seriously don't know . How about some shittyphone service with your uplifting stories ? ! There's also / r / SexWithDeadDogs , don't ask me _how_ I know that The moment Tom Cruise comes on screen . Because it already has 1 health I have the love of friends and family , which I would value at 25 dollars , any takers ? I will throw in my fat cousin with low self esteem for free . How do you say that in Korean They definitely get mood swings . Right now both of my fids are molting and growing new flight feathers . They're enjoying getting around a bit easier . After we bring them to the store for grooming , they give us the look * * As a former retail employee , I feel your pain . But as a current librarian , I are disappoint . This is sure to get the issue taken seriously ... So they almost never bite , 4:07 must totally be a mistake . Oh wait , two more after that ? Ill log back on to the phantom project on e i get the assignment and update ! I only need 170 tank kill to go why u let the cat out of the bag When you was 3 or 4 60 dollar box price , 15 dollar sub , and ingame store ready to go . What did you see : all I see is [ deleted ] They're crazy . SRS hurts the community of Reddit more than TRP , who are basically confined to their own little insane asylum . Also , I highly doubt that a single TRP'er is going to really murder someone because of something a random stranger told them on the Internet . At least , I hope so . Says brokenpenisagain That makes 2 jersey residents with inappropriate flair in this thread According to your chart , it is more cute to flirt with a 5 year old than a 20 year old , and just as cute to flirt with an 80 year old as it is with a 30 year old . I'm in love ! That looks incredible and 3 for $ 5 ? ! Is there a way to order online ? I might be stupid but it's only giving me the option to find a store and the closest one is all the way in Virginia . ლ ( I know a girl who named her first son Nathan ... And the second one Jonathan I know you know the posting rule . Yes . This time ... to the child . Thanks , but I already have enough people not responding . That is fucking disgraceful I did this after already having a cargobob on Pegasus , not sure what happened but I have been given the option to put it in my garage . Ou just announced to the internet that you use internet explorer Is ... Is this a reference to what I think it is ? Try saying that when Stephen Garcia decides his one game pretending to be Tom Brady is against you . long shot ... across the semen ... I just heard a reporter on TV call a human male child a boy . I was talking about what our ancestors did , not what people have done in different modern cultures . Also I don't really consider Wikipedia a legitimate source for a scientific discussion Evan Mathis still not up there I just back from my walmart and was able to buy a ps4 . They had 15 . One guy was buying 5 . Could this possibly be more fake and contrived ? People that drive stick really love talking about how easy it is to learn to drive stick , and how everyone should know how to drive a stick ... until you ask if they can teach you . Then suddenly it's all about " You're gonna fuck up my clutch , lol . " . Of course , they clearly had no intention of winning the election and thought FTTP was a terrible plan / r / circlejerk really is leaking . Those cheeks Why was that already purple ? I don't care about that adorable baby ...... I want the hat ! I couldn't find it , but in the offseason someone posted a picture of Tony Gonzalez suited up standing in the tunnel with the caption " One last ride . " or something . How's that for That is just all kinds of wrong a great dude who lurks / r / watchpeopledie If it was a typo , it wouldn't be a question A blatant violation to the Internet Posting Statute and the Man Code . Creamy . Alright then ! I should have seen this one coming considering our time spent together before this date mostly consisted of her using me as a taxi service . Oh , and I later found out she had been pregnant with my roommate's boyfriend's child a few months prior to us meeting . Given your name , I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not WTF ? ! ? " Her university then * decided to to sponsor her * to undergo plastic surgery . " The temperature isn't the thing . The frozen mountains of snow that have been piled in the bike lanes are the thing . Art Museum , I'm looking at you This discussion is * * not * * what I expected when I clicked on an NSFW link titled " what do you guys think about the twins ? " No ..... I find this information disturbing , yet intriguing I never wanted to sleep again anyway Well ... at least the username is accurate . Google glass Fuck ! That music is UNBEARABLE " Yeah , I want fries with that . " You think $ 99 is a very reasonable price for a controller ? ? ? ? Really ? No , you have Tommy Kelley . If HE goes down ... Well if Jesus was real , being from the Middle East , I'm taking a guess in saying he would have been more likely Arab on some level . But to sound unpopular , Santa does come European roots , and there was more likely somebody it was based on who was in that German areaish . I don't think the world will end if a black guy dresses up as Santa every so often , but Santa is kinda of a white guy by tradition . How I look on the outside : I don't understand what it is Yeah that guy isn't on drugs at all You need to have some strong words with your imagination . The mistake you're making is assuming you know what all guys want . Stop it Get away from me Tommy Wiseau How are guys like that getting dates ? God knows I have . They were brother and sister ... Someone who actually WANTS to listen to me ramble about Eve ? And I might get paid ? ! No reason for that penalty Demers We've done a lot for you the last couple of weeks so you better beat Miami and Baltimore I will give you the up vote , but I still shall judge you .. I'm gay . I hate people like you . So you don't pee inside the girl .... I tried to think of places where this might be possible ... The poles ? Venus with its retrograde rotation ? Mercury with its weird sun-in-the-sky movements ? Perhaps an oddly tumbling asteroid . But , nope , this doesn't make sense any where . So , wat indeed Mine does this . The other day it did it and died . 5 mins later my phone turns back on with 38 % battery ... Went home went to sleep and woke up with 20 % ... The thumbnail looked like a stylized version of this guy But who will watch the watchmen ? . I read smearage as smeargle I remember a couple years ago my younger sister and her friend wanted to come up with catchy nicknames that mimicked Hannah Montana ( basically names that rhyme with a state ) and her friend chose Alexis Texas CptJack's ult face ... This has come on really nicely ! Also , are you a Chrome user ? Is it weird that this reminded me of Spongebob and Patrick ? Mario , that was not nice Can confirm . I'll take that . The cords are still there ... Dat Dragon's Maze . Doesn't matter how ' in the heat of the moment ' you are . * Always * use lube . Mfw no karma for idea Yar . This one , and Stargate Universe . It took quite a while for me to get invested in the show ( I can't say why I kept watching , but I'm glad I did ) , and then it just gets cancelled without any sort of proper ending . Glorious work , brother When I take them out of the bath I have to quickly dry them and put them back in the cage , otherwise they shit on me ... How much karma do you think you have gotten just from replying with Exactly ..... This took a turn I was not expecting . In any case , the crotch is one of the warmest places on your body and also probably one of the smelliest to a cat . Probably nothing to worry about although I would discourage the licking * Girl named Lauren * How do you know * you're * on the good people list ? Thanks a lot ! Now I can't stop picturing my husband in a short cheerleader's outfit and pigtails , while holding a pair of pom-poms . That's disturbing JFK looks like he has Down's syndrome ... Kid at my school showed me this picture today and said " me and my friend are smoking this today " I can confirm . ' Pete ' the Llama was placed on my enemies list after a 4th grade field trip . " It is an underground cavern measuring some 55 miles by 20 miles and containing between 125 and 185 billion cubic miles of molten rock . " What else ? ! OP and I share the same fridge model . And he did That's pretty " cool " is this the face of a man who cares ? ! Or the pokemon balls ... Yeah I wouldn't have assumed the majority of people were here for sexual reasons ... but judging by that vote count ... You lie ! ! ! Blasphemer yupp good strategy until your 2nd round pick Julio Jones goes down for the year And after you removed him there's no way to go back to the main page of reddit again . ' Cept numbers . My friend Jay was at wal mart one time picking through DVDs waiting for her fianc ée to come back from buying a game . She's causally browsing through the giant clearance bin and feels her fianc ée come up behind her . Continuing and not looking up she says , " oh , I didn't know you were here to do me in the bum . " Just in time to turn around and see a lady and her baby fast walking away from the bin and giving her a stare that can only be described as Burn all the couches ! ! The fact or the dog ? Or your sister ? You know , I should really stop being surprised at what I see on reddit . That's eight words . " It's sake ! It's the best . " Tanyu is indeed the type of person who would give a child sake . When i was an eighth grader , my school told us we weren't allowed to eat hot Cheetos at school . Since it was a k - 8 school , they said that the little kids could get it in their eyes . What if you were in the middle of all that and you needed to go poop She has better handwriting than me I would focus on the sheer joy of sharing with my SS / Giftee if they actually replied back to me ... or posted about their gift . It's been a looooooooong while since they got it . looks like I'm going to spend my birthday in the movie theater . Tacoma and Spokane I think we are all missing the real tragedy here dogthedogsaver callously took the life of an innocent lock and no one is talking about it ! Yeah , sadly that's just how shit works . It doesn't look like any of them are " Class dimissed " When you learn proper grammar , maybe I'll find it for you . Good luck with stopping it that easily I thought the album was pretty good Thanks for explaining everything in the title , now I don ; t have to read the article .... I hate that last button . Hey ! You stay away Well they say great minds think alike , but unfortunately for you I'm pretty sure I don't have a great mind I just feel bad for him , he's so into it and she's like , " ... Good idea . Your tag is now My reaction to the title : It does sound pretty cool but ... that's how my first date ended last week . she's a shy one and we were practically strangers before hand . i walked her home ( I KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES NOW I'd crosscheck her salami . Well , simple . First , you click " reply . " Then you click in the reply window . Then you type " ' Buy it for a friend ' I'm in Bolivia and was literally swimming with these demented fucks yesterday in the Pampas . I had no idea I was at risk of being neck-hole raped . Those nice people in vests are police ? Oh , how naughty have you been exactly ? Dog ? Read post title Dude , all you did was take bits and parts out of context and refute it . Your arguing for the sake of arguing . Nothing better to do than trolling ? Im sure his mom would have helped out ... Don't be a fool , wrap your tool ... in umbilical cord ... Fucking . Pyramids . Before they were finished . ( Me : Ooh , 11B / 40C ... I wonder what that is . * Google search * ... Sure , let's do this For a second I thought you were saying Matt Ryan and I was like It uses a bot script to find any post containing only " Nobody's answering OP's question . For some reason when I first started reading this I thought you were a kid / preteen at the time . Then I'm seeing the beer part , and was like You can kill Chop temporarily , but he will respawn after a short while back at home . I found this out the hard way when I tried to take him for a swim at the beach . apparently he's allergic to water or something--he died trying to walk in half a foot of water ! Ha . It's really strange though ; I eat a bunch ( ? ) and never exercise . I also have a buzz cut so my mom says I look like a holocaust survivor Mother of god This name did you even read this thread ? ! The poster said that it seems unfathomable to quit , and Dermatillomania is a condition , not a " bad habit " . You sounds like the exact people this thread is talking about She's holding that keytar upside-down Nothing to crazy . Some projectile vomiting . Teachers and kids cursing each other out . A few fights , boys not so bad . Usually ends quick . But the girls ... hair and clothes are the first things to go . Kids leaving a river of shit and piss in the bathroom . And girls were the worst . Cleaning out the tampon / pad box was the worst part of my day . The smell of sweat and period blood ... If she is a trap she probably has bigger biceps than you WHY DOES MY HIRE COMPANY ONLY HAVE WHITE OR BLACK TABLECLOTHS OMG I'M GOING TO LOOK DIRTY IN IVORY Jesus christ I wish I hadn't clicked on Wednesday , the cat . ^ That ^ photo ... Aww , hell no . 2nd or 3rd floor Hardcodes and renders his comments ? ! Does this even exist ? So that's why all the fabric chairs in our building have suspicious looking stains on them ... That I'm thirsty My face now : ( Oh man , Essential Scented Oil of ... Fighter ? and I was excited about going to Nepal Just don't say " Я имею кошку " Facing the same dilemma . It's either one of them or I can pick up Doug boldin This whole world's a pussy just waiting to get fucked . Get off the elevator , and back on the ice Teemo Nothing special , really . I use Selsun Blue for dandruff control , and every once in awhile I'll steal my girlfriend's conditioner ( which doesn't do much ) . I still need to get a comb though . I've been using a giant black 8 inch one ... You live in the South and you've never heard the term " Bible Belt " ? What is that thing ? ? ? So an extra 25 - 50 cents per burger . the moment i take off my RG3 jersey and put on my Ovi Jersey he does that . Hehe , hehe , oh my ! No ... I think we should be the ones skeptical about * you * , / u / I_READ_YOUR_EMAILS . So deep It's all about the money now . Terrorism was just an excuse . You stop that . You stop that right now General . I'd get the carol kicked out of me by a cheap stripper ... who the fuck complains about not having to watch credits ? ! ? ! I .... ಠ_ಠ NEED .... ಠ_ಠ IT ..... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Church's eyes How the hell do you do when I came Have you ever even crafted runes ? And had sex with a donkey Dat collar Kid probably peed on a Barbie again I'm not sure ... I've seen people mosh at a Sublime with Rome concert . To Summertime . ಠ_ಠ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ ^ Horse Porn ? Yeah , he was producing " milk " I am left bewildered and confused I know every one have theire things , but ... Tanyu nods at Nen . " It's the best , really it is . " She sips at it more , then Tanyu is all kinds of Did .. nope . I'm not even going to ask . if you took bio 101 you'd understand everything he said > Me : ... yes . me : What if I was Hey Mama - Kanye West ... When I raised my standards for evidence and starting researching for some , that ended it . I actually didn't see that until after I read this comment me : / r / transgender I want dat plat . But that multiplayer trophy ... submitted by Kittenbasher , hm ? Are you saying the 360 ' s CPU / GPU doesn't have an internal sensor ? Potatoes make bad cameras ... The comments .... That Vortex ring of " fending " Yeah pretty much ... Haha , that would require us to have mods that update things . brother ? Food stamps are underfunded because the rich don't rely on it . Yes what if you're say in the american legion and some old guy says " Man I fucking hate those Japanese communists " and you say " why " and he says " Because all they eat is raw fish and they have evil slanty eyes " and you're just like how u do dis sorcery ? I let a guy suck my cock for nothing ! ? God damnit . Is that monkey toe .. ? Wait you felt bad for laughing ? I ... I don't think you're actually one of us I check every day . It's not enough . HA HA HA .... ( I came from / r / all . I have no idea what's going on in here Yes . It is good . Red River Gorge could be a place of natural beauty but it is overrun by the hillbillies and trash that have decided to litter and tag up the place . The tagging has extended to the Natural Bridge as well and that sucks , because you know ... Like this : We had a young kid ( maybe six ) start putting stickers all over our walls and displays . My exact words were , " Hey buddy , you might want to hold onto those for later ! " She told me that I shouldn't talk to a child like that and to mind my own fucking business . Woah nelly , we can improve this build significantly . I'm gonna drop this post as a marker so I can find it again . But first .... What is your faction ? Tanyu just laughs , as if she's done something funny . And you think that people in a " Buddhism " thread are going to give you a un-bias opinion ? This would be insanely horrifying . Imagine seeing the old hag at Walmart's statistics were high . It was a light-hearted exaggeration That's one hell of a sell by date Any chance you could start linking directly to the image instead of the minus.com website page of the image ? Right now I have a 1TB Western Digital Black drive for all my games and programs , but am looking for just a little bit more of a performance boost . I feel as though I'm being cramped by my C drive only being 60gb I was kind of * * Fosters Light Ice . Indeed late very late I hear all the time what should be coincidental replaced with ironic . Someone will be talking about some place they go to on the weekend as they * coincidentally * pass it , and they're always like , " Wow , so ironic , I was just talking about this place . " And I be like i see what you did there hehehe ( Oh God . That's really really bad . Two downvotes ? Why such hostility ? Does no one like chubby guys ? At first I was : " Royal Navy ? " Why only women of facebook ? Women of reddit have breasts , too , you know i hope she doesnt find out your username ..... ( Maaaaan - this still hasn't been fixed ? Blizzard Like this ? This ... * this * right here is why I refuse to look you in the eye and smile . Oh hey , you have something on your penis ... let me get that for you . That doesn't sound fun That is very oddly specific . And then maybe they can get started on gameplay issues He won't admit to it , but you know he did . What ? Last time I checked , humans are more advanced than animals . Unless your a racist Please don't be more hidden weapons , we've had more than enough of those Nen takes a nice drink of his sake . He has NOOO intention of starting that again ... last time it got him killed by a certain someone who keeps causing issues > Edit : I just realized you just tried to insinuate it was even possible to struggle to get a kill with an igla . ... I definitely remember something exactly like this happening at my house , with a friend I didn't see again . English , plz playing against " bots " : Im not sure why this Semyour Bot picked meepo , but he might be suspicious . ( > mfw only le 90s kids will remember this meme Her : Oh can't wait for this week chapter I didn't notice madara arm bring ripped off the first time but in colour it makes more sense now . How he's standing after that ass kicking makes no sense though he lost a fucking arm in the process and just ripped the other dudes arm and out it in himself . I gotta admit , I am not sure if I * want * a girl to throw me a bone ... This is borderline wtf . Just to be stubborn , I'm sticking to * " War-chester-shire " * from now on Which Version do you mean ? Diglett can learn HM01 only in Yellow Indeed ... Damn it , now this meme is going to be overrun by people's annoying real-life stories WOrks fine at 60fps for me on very high Puts shoulders back and puffs out chest .... Or r / child ... if there was one Alright , now how do I make my pick screen look like that Not convinced Brian can blame this one on just bad luck .. Let's get this straight , you say he / she lacks social skills and then you ask a childish question like " how many friends do you have if any ? " meant to demoralize them . Apparently you do if you're bothering to join the conversation . Unlimited access to books ( 12 credits ) + 10 million dollars when you finish your sentence ( 20 credits ) = Not like I've heard that before . Bacon torpedo What did Ocelote lose ? Being * envenomated * by the blow darts . BACON TORPEDO Dr.Strangelove or visible as Dr.Strangelove Good clean fun for all the family ... Reading that article made me lose 20-25 IQ points ... Your parents having sex Change , We fear change ! i was referring to the people I had just mentioned in my story . what do YOU mean " these people " . I was too slow on Zac Stacy and now I'm playing against him in the finals . Oh god , I put in my bio that i'm gay This image is frustrating for people like me who don't like cream cheese . Well , obviously most important thing is having proper winter tires , we use studded tires here . Any car will do just fine with those in the winter , but Z3 with plastic rear window without fog removal would be painfully bad , also that soft top is not best with snow and ice . Needs also auxiliary engine block heater which I dont have installed , helps with those cold mornings , it can get to - 40C here When need karma specific to that sub ? I had been anticipating this comment Yes , you'll get a different ticket instead . I had no idea the wrangler had a radar dish on it . Well ... if latex and whips is your fetish ... by all means ? I have no idea who will win the vote damn took me longer than it should have to understand your comment . can't believe its almost the 2020s " For now , he will take the wood in the back and that's not gonna last forever " You are good people's . The fact you're queueing as Tank adds to the How exactly did you want them to teach you Using puppets and interpretive dance . When can I drive it ? Mmmmm .... 150 m is too big Not bad ..... he look like an old man wearing eyeliner " how to kill someone and not ...... " I know . It's just that I've dealt with people who literally think gay people shouldn't be classified as human All of the silver I find is fucking platinum . We've both been gypped . I'll have babies with you For fuck's sake Nice tumblr name . Very friENTly of you , OP . Shit was so cache ... I honestly have no idea what the shit you are on about , right now . You stole the wallaby We're all I expected somewhere else Green hellfire very christmasy " one click " So the guy comes up with a clever way to not kiss the stranger beside him , and she acts totally disgusted . She should be thanking him . Another quality tweak from Intelliborn ( So .. basically anyone who is willing to go out with you What's that ? Last boss ? Nah , better save it .. might need it later . i can smell him every night Probably at home , by his parents or relations . HAHAHA fucking bully . Fuck his probably terrible homelife which causes him to act out . Get out of here satan your bro saved 40 bux and the owner probably had to skip feeding his family for a week ? score , huh ? Why not at least use vi ? How the hell do you navigate through code with nano ? What the actually fuck . This guy actually believes that bronies are the main marketing demographic for this ? I'm not even going to get into the fact that they memorize the " cutie marks " and shit like that . Why ? Just why ? That's another reason why I loved it so much . The community on there was great . Freely giving out tips and tricks and laughing at people crashing . Basically you would hear someone start swearing ( ohwhatthefuck ! ) then you'd turn the corner and just see chaos .... which you'd try to dodge but you can't because he hit a semi now the whole road is blocked ! TL ;D R : gots no cash monies for a taxi to the hospital ? Here , take my fire truck instead . I assume your girlfriend was too young to drive ? You could at least say no thank you . Hey ! You're giving leathery old queens a bad name . Would bang a slowpoke ? That's what you get for not putting a password on your account and making a new user account for them . Great Scott , how have I never noticed this before Vil ham her gutten have downvotes med vilje eller hvad ? Jeg er sgu ved at blive lidt træt af alle de her " troll " - brugere I was twelve when this came out and my dad had the " talk " with me described masturbating as " zombie-ing " it . I read " humor " as " tumor " and I was like Colour me surprised . I'd just say haha , then look at your boss like this The prices they show in stores don't show the total cost of the item - they add the tax at the cash register . I didn't , actually Yeah , FFS the mom's dad had side ways green stripes , and it's a dominate trait I feel like your definition of " hate speech " is very skewed ... Oh any 9ers reading this can suck on it Hold them down and stuff it down their throat ? What if his legs are hairy there ? Could you imagine the pain when ripping the tape off ? Looks like you need to clear your notifications Can confirm , when I'd do our laundry my ex's panties looked like she'd been housing a family of snails in them He's like the son of Dyrus with Voyboy This is Etho's FIFTH death to Pause ... So , anal rape ? Uh .... uh .... you're cute , Don't rip my heart out I'm not Are you a mustache ... The greatest argument isn't the behavior of Christians , the greatest argument is that there is no evidence to support anything supernatural is true , let alone a highly complex being . You can't have an honest argument and defend a book that's saturated with stuff that's already been disproven . There is nothing you can say that has not been heard here a billion times before . If you knew how they broke these elephants when they were young , you would not find this image amusing . This isn't funny , it's animal cruelty and is technically illegal . Would you enjoy it more knowing that these animals are are horrifically abused during the domestication process ? So you have experience ? I was wondering why there wasn't a NSFW when I first saw the mini image It's supposed to go in the bowl , not around it do you need a doctor ? It's ok if you put it somewhere else I will keep upvoting this face until the threads are filled with nothing but / r / sexwithdogs it's an active community My children love the color tablets ! Last night they had a black bath . Nen sighs and reaches down and pulls Kai up out of the water so he can breath again . He ruined Nen's nice relaxing laziness ... and Sake " Stop smelling him ! ! " Asumizu gets in Tanyu's face . Asumizu Asumizu makes 3 clones and ( ╯ ° □ ° ) ╯ ︵ ( \ . o . ) \ everyone with a bunch of splashing water , while maintaining ಠ_ಠ but now it's very intense . ( ಠ_ ( ಠ_ಠ ) ( Asumizu gives up ! He just tackles everyone into the water and makes them witness his Nen is all Visible ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS TOO . F U N N Y ghosts under the bed Dude . Nana doesn't move In my body Did .. lazer .. edit .. With his sister as * his * mom he'd like to fuck ? Why does one assume the downvotes are related to Subcontinent teams ... ? * All * of this is new information for me , thank you so much . Roots with leaves ? Why you have a lol when talking about dead dried out cats is beyond me It's great they're including a new Mario game with it though . well yeah ... because all bananas are the same size and are therefore objective instruments of measurement . It feels nice helping first timers get through a dungeon . I had a similar experience and got to watch the cutscenes for the first time myself since I hadn't bothered to check them out at the Inn . On the flip side , I popped into AK in progress where the tank quit before they even started because the group was " under geared " . These guys were is DL or better and it was a DF run It wasn't bruised that badly They should probably just throw on a potato sack as well . I mean , what's the point of them dressing well now they've achieved all of their life goals by snaring a man ? Secretaries are only there for eyecandy , after all , not to do work . yes thats what im saying exactly . Yes they didn't have online but the streetpass function provides you with a link v link experience . Zelda metagame ? every man would just get this : " Fuck yah I remember that shit , Wearing his jersey : Damn it , that was supposed to be a deterrent . " But I just need any sort of contact with Joel . " So you are the one who took it from me , I still look it up on lolking from time to time in the hopes there was a name change . Why ^ would ^ you ^ do ^ such ^ a ^ thing ^ no homo The cat's expression alone is just brilliant , as its eyes just widen like He posted something to / r / ponypee ( NSFW ) once . Do NOT go there ! Because fox really needs to be better Cela n'est pas italienne ! yea it posted to the wroong sub ... fuck man sorry , my life is a little tough right now . How long have you wanted to be a comedian ? Was it something that sorta just clicked , or something that you just really wanted to be . Did anyone inspire you to become a comedian / song writer . I watched what and you are such a great performer , were you always really open or have you ever been shy . What kind of person were you In high school were you a class clown and popular or a good student , Thanks Bo You are great at what you do kept doin it ! No questions , but one of my friends asked you out from the crowd during your show in Brookline and you rejected her , I am very disappointed in you . I read that as " gang bang " Until you throw it up . I hope you paid this man for the magical internet points he gave you , you did pay him right ? Just imagine sitting in a seat made from lego blocks while stuck in traffic ... You're right , wouldn't want one of them to be missing a chromosome As a guy , no . No I don't . Same here . Just finished a race silver with a 3900 payout . That's with 16 % affinity and 30 % assist bonus . Something don't feel right Why won't you eat them ? ლ ( Oh dear god .... And even tho its an ob troll people still down vote it ... No excuses / r / scarybilbo so much of these have to do with cum I think the gurgling's because he's still breathing ? why are ALL of them purple Nen laughs " It isn't Snaky Tanyu ... though he can be a jerk like snaky was at times ... " Nen then Hi Cole , my name is Cole . We've got the same tradition apparently . Except I don't get anything else . I'm fairly certain I was a failed abortion . " No , no ! He's juuuuuuust like him ! " Tanyu Alright , I concur . I had no idea so much processed food was involved as well " 0 days , 1 comment " Panel A . Why do the younger ages get less offensive colors Are you keeping him that way ? How is that Obama's fault ? That series made me pledge to never start a series unless I know it's fully written . I borked myself twice since though . One by Kylie Chan that I thought was a trilogy but turned out to be a trilogy of trilogies , the third of which has only just started being written . Dating a religious person . What made it worse was that they were raised Mormon . Fuck that religion screws people up . no amount of eye bleach will * ever * help me fully recover from what i just read Get that spoiler off it The suggestion that today's healthcare was - ' a good ole free market ' before Obama is saying something about your argument ... Mayonnaise ..... The texture and the fact that it's practically pure fat just creeps me out .. I can barely touch the jar Best fine dining - Chipotle Draw it and scan it . Look of disapproval : ... * A black hospital executive ? * 1,030 is the 6th percentile dude , are you retarded ? because screw those who AREN'T students living on campus or in the metro accessible area . Moral of the story : don't date crazy bitches who feel the need to test you in order for you to earn their trust . My name is Jenna ... in high school I was known as " Jennatilwarts " . I hated high school The number spells faggots All that potential but no results to be found ( ┛ Secondary use to a Banana ? What would that be ? somethin wrong with the NHL ? It's like it has a candy coating ..... WHALE TIPPER CHAIN " Those minerals were free because I mined them . " I think this is the first use of ' woymn ' outside of tumblr-land that I've ever seen . You commented for Karma but didn't actually contribute to the conversation . I know I am going to join you in the torrent of down votes . I'm not one to really down vote with out saying why so down vote away I was told the carpet does not match the drapes ... and shes not a natural red head ... Also keep an eye out for small web cams . No one is pointing when I put the cursor in the top right corner . Dude . It is if you are 5 years old In the few times someone waved at me instead of trying to shoot me or cutting me in pieces I accidently respond with the surrender move Five ? I feel your pain . My name is TheHungryHungryHobo , and people keep asking how hungry I am . You didn't edit your comment Your local front page has a bible quote on it ... I will pretend you are not an israeli sympathizer My books need to be classified by color and size Tanyu ಠ_ಠs at Mitsu for wasting sake , then It took me until halfway through the comments to remember who Stephen was This is how I imagined your face when replying : needs more cowb .. God damn yes . So much win . Why you all so cooking awesome ? Weed . Well crap . I just dropped $ 120 and $ 30 for shipping ... that's what happens when ya don't read the rules . My name is Frank , I can never say ' To be frank , ' which sucks because I am often very frank . that one guy still has a motor helmet on . doesn't seem very fair to me December 20 . Thank you for feeling my pain . Mom has explaining to do on why her daughter has such dark hair ... compared to the rest of them They're are WHIPPING them into shape Haha oh / r / nottheonion you crack me up . Wait a second , / r / worldnews ... Gaiz . He wants to breed his two white tigers . Not try to fuck the girl tiger himself . Yes , " Ima Eat Her Ass " could be considered unorthodox . Display your plumage and do a dance . Make sure to puff out your chest . Mine certainly is . I'm not ? Or do you know something I don't . Get a full body of a woman tattoo on your body that you should I thought cute nigers Why is this NSFW ? > You're NOT allowed to masturbate in my online galleries , tho One time i ended a relationship because i was at an all girls church sleepover thing , and they started playing the song single ladies . Everyone except me was dancing on the dance floor having a good time . All my friends were single and they wouldn't let me dance to the song and it made me feel like crap . So i broke up with him shortly after that . It wasn't the only reason but when i broke up with him i felt so freaking dumb telling him that . And it just had to come right after I upgraded to a second hand iPad 4 with iOS 7 ( At one point i asked for silhouettes , same guy replied with " you mean a big , black , person shaped target ? " Yeah , I haven't said anything against that ? And why the hell is my post downvoted for stating facts But , obviously worried about fighting Racism , they decided to keep calling it a " racial identifier " . The play action is killing us , and it's so slow I didn't notice him until the end of game 1 ... Man he is annoying It is . Ya what a sexy baby . " Together " I said . . . . . . . . . Thanks man . At least I can say I've never had a STD . My friend had one Fucking ... REALLY ? ! dafuq AIDS derp > Like a conversation that it is completely okay to discriminate against women under 35 in STEM fields because they're probably bitchy , going to cause drama , and / or they're feminists . Perhaps I should have included that I was talking about my phone and not the official update being released to the people in the US ( Please do not equate Jesus sayings with religion . Those are very different things and even categories . Why can't phobias have normal names ? Sorry if it sounds like I dislike it , it looks pretty good . Especially compared to a lot of the pics on this sub . If you're a non-native speaker of English read the article . If you're a native speaker of English you should be embarrassed . Your point ? No . Restaurant opens at 10AM ? Better get a coffee to-go and break my $ 100 . Going to Bali and following them on Twitter are great things to do in Perth . Can't tell if serious or joking I am filipino and I like it . Interesting photo in that article Wait , are you saying banning Christmas is an acceptable demand ? I'll upvote you but I'm not happy about it germans know how to work with gas There's nothing funny about protozoan rape I like burning CDs to put in the car . What is bad about that ? * Arizona * He gets even more angry when people call him a pug . So this whole thing has gained supporters because of the eating of " poo poo ? " ... Homer choking Bart with a penis ? Pretty sure a latex glove is cheaper than wasting a bag of IV fluids I thought your post read " they changed the name to " and just typed it in Safari . And mine for the jets haha . He got around c'man , its his first game . He already lost the date , dont you dare take the other away from him Middle school and those alphabet characters look like they we're written by a 10 year old . Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude ... wtf man My senior class made t shirts with this on them . Same situation here . Was really worried this would happen . So you fed the most on your team , as well as being the only one who built useless items . Think the Peruvians might not be your biggest problem mate Stop it . Stop it I say . Yeah , it's hilarious . My wife and I quit at the same time a couple years ago . She hung on but I fell off . Tried to sneak them . I got a lot of these I remember doing this on windows 98 with my colorized task bars and shit . * Every * toilet ? Perhaps not , but the actions they took have I want the Bills-Dolphins game to be relevant again but not like this Buffalo Pocket pool I fixed it after all , I used a simple console command ( More comments on the title than the content Quit smoking ... successfully this time Like it , like it ... This reminds me of a post the other day , according to the comments , women wear shirts like this because it's comfortable , not for attention from males . Jets / Browns switched to the Denver game as they were kicking the last extra point . Haha , interesting . Who the fuck cares I JUST watched this movie for the first today ... Hello again , Russian-Spy . Has your dentist given you the truth serum yet ? You got M . Night Shyamalaned , you poor poor soul . I got M . Night Shyamalaned for the first time when I saw The Last Airbender . He took my Shyamalaginity and he took it hard . The original Battlestar Galactica episode when Apollo gets into a Wild West gunfight with a damaged cylon that's been killing settlers who didn't notice that it's scanning eye stops just before it shoots . Lame . So he got you really drunk ... Then he stabbed you in the dick ? ... What a colorful culture Haven't you ever heard of * science ? * I've always took it as Humans naturally want to destroy things .... Although that could just be me . Really ? Bon Chon Chicken . Category : chicken . An embarrassment to the US I can understand people downvoting something they disagree with but I can't figure out what's so unpopular about you saying that you enjoy getting your partner off It seems like any tweak that hides carrier wont work for me . Installs with no errors but does nothing on iPhone 5 7.0 . 4 . Also can't get adblocker to let me install . Well , you would know a thing or two about reposts . I think you know Roger that ! Its like the audience they're going after are people with an IQ so low , they need a laugh track to indicate when something is supposed to be funny ! I don't go back till the 6th . " Connecting " while in Drink Beast Mode ™ is my second worst nightmare . The first being another partner touching my bar . obtaining a copy of black / white ... I see you didn't read the rules . You are not eligible for skyrim . Ziplock bag ? ! More like meat drapes Why did I go to r / pegging , knowing full well what it was ? Boy , that was hilarious . No no , it's ok , don't read my reply with an .. ' off ' tone , it was more like " Taxes are a massive PITA . I'd love to be able to import various cigarettes for personal use , but it seems damn near impossible to do without going through a shady " tax free " website . " Just badges " ... Seriously , he wouldn't stop taking it in the ass Your counter says 1 day ... What did you do yesterday I ❥ her ( lol you got down votes again ( I'm not sure if the use of an obscure proprietary image system and unstable software is enough to sell me on it . I find this odd , I just installed in yesterday as a new user with the latest version , and it worked fine for me . Linguistic genocide ? That's .. Not a very durable material for a car ... Nope , drawing the line there . This will not become a pun thread LOL I'm sorry but I thought the thumbnail was a black person . Wow . That's not racist , is it ? Take it back for replacement . The first part too ... Yasuo free week Like I made up my countries laws . best use of according to high elo players , diamond 4 isnt even high elo WHERES THE MICROPHONE ? ! I said " that camacho looks good " to myself when I saw it .... how did you know ? How'd she get 8 ? As a guy who doesn't moisturize his hands , but somehow still has silky smooth skin , there is nothing worse than handshakes . You've hit the nail on the head - - except that when I hug , * it's personal * . I've used windows and linux for many years , I still don't comprehend grep ... Nice . This is my favorite tweak ! > for the wrong reasons . " blah blah and I like dicks blah blah " . I gotta reread those ... ¡ No mames ! ¿ No bebes alcohol ? Isn't that illegal ? * turnt up * Did Joe B . just mention " ladies night " when the camera was on a bunch of teenage girls ? The fact that Zeph vocalizes what he wants in proper context is something to behold , not criticize That's not SATA What about candlestick ? Oh look , more pedophilic posts . The Holocaust . No ice ? Because fuck you It ended over 100 years ago . Sir , ahem , I believe this might belong in / r / marijuanaenthusiasts / I guess ' penis in vagina ' is about as discrete as you can get when it comes to describing regular sex Is that ... Krampus ? This is turning into a " The Chicken and the OP delivered alright What the fuck even ... oh god that boob WestChu isn't even CLOSE to BisTae or JinChu . OTP forever . ( High five on that one . Wait , how do we do that on here again ? i think not Hey so did anyone know Kunkka ? Seriously God dammit math , you win again this time . SAN connected NAS ? Thats not Obama you idiot My Blackberry won't charge on my brother's HTC charger . It recognizes there's a cable plugged in , but * won't accept power * yeah , looking at the amount of posts not a single santa delivered a gift , seems legit ... Wait , that was fake wood ? ( After my Mcafee subscription ran out , the programme started blue screening my computer . I did that . Wound up in a mental hospital in a foreign country at 15 . Good times I'm pretty sure I stopped playing Skyrim 2 1/2 months after it came out . I did not know about any of this for $ 10.00 an hour ..... Unless one of them turns out to be gay . Not one for non virgens . This sub reddit Happiness . " Haha , Hulk think you tell funny joke . " I see what you did there . Did I really hear kids laughing in the background ? I want to get a third . A masked one . Two are a handful though . Fun , but a handful . What the fuck Four shifts . ESPN dropped us a spot in theirs this week Dude her parents were brutally murdered and she raped by a band of thieves . It's alright ! The first one has it enabled , split vertically Maybe they are going to give us all free PSN credits for being totally unethical and performing server maintenance during one of the busiest days for the online gaming community as a whole . Sutter Cane's In The Mouth Of Madness . Fuck a jetpack , i need the Santa suit Looks like my friend's mom Only at 3am when you shine the space dockers lights on it Well , I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be North Korea ... * * You * * ... you troublemaker , you . We're looking at you Canada Oh god Nien .. i could see ur junk while u were running down the stairs After 80 + days on reddit I still don't know what OP stands for . Morning beers . Glad tomorrow's a day off too . It looks like one of those bottom flap shirts that kids with diapers wear . What . The . Fuck . It makes sense that child pornstars would be on motherless buthow would you know ? Ooh man I forgot about summer ears And once you get in the house , repeat . Me reading the title : I can't say if it's the * worst * movie I've ever seen , but that Scott Pilgrim movie was pretty bad Did Anyone else notice that it looks like he's bleeding by his scarf ... How is a dead body and sex on the same topic . If this were a subreddit about bananas , I suppose he would be on a banana , as well ? I'm not sure if you're joking or not to be honest ... Replying to save this " for science " I dont have any dip \ ( Thank you . Xmas does not apply to me , Hanukah does , but thank you anyway . I dont get gypped because i pointed out to my friends that if i had been born in march , i wouldnt get penalized . Gotta love the jewish guilt ! " Ubuntu Christian Edition " Saving on mobile . Last month alone I racked up 203gb ( not misspelled ) .. And verizon hasn't throttled me as far as I can tell .. After I learned that I've been trying to keep it on the downlow just incase I was placed in high gold and proceded to platinum in 2 weeks I got a jar of piss . He ceased being a good guy when he started indoctrinating children . My mom would always do the whole knock-knock-push-door-open thing that so many parents do . I never understood what exactly she hoped she would catch me doing . I would just be on my bed looking at her like oh yea ? well you look fat when you cry . Only that's not his comic , it's from chaoslife I would mildly like to see more , yes . mfw I witness meme king make good meme all the ETV's photo shopped out no doubt . Clearly Tom Brady is . Clearly Stomach vagina . I just had a talk with my dad about this after he did it . In my house . That he was visiting . 1200 miles away . I'm 21 . Single keys sold out . Must be really poplar . This might be a trap He feels funny . Saw this one when I was home alone . Did not sleep . you just called a chinese guy a human calculator you racist . Golf bat ... they really need to put the christ back in being christians ... looking at you Palin * * I got downvoted for sayin i was on us ... Link is private In the literal interpretation of this sub , go ask your parents kid ! I'm with sky on the standard fibre package . 40 mb / s download and 9 mb / s upload . Fuck you virgin for not being in my area . You have to be kidding Why didn't you get it when it was available not too long ago ? > 3000 comments Well then . Right there with ya . Except I've got a bottle of bourbon next to me instead of a drink from Taco Bell . < . < This year it's my own fault for alienating everyone and screwing up every relationship I've ever had . Now , the bottle is my only friend and I can't remember what it's like to have someone care about you . Way more then 6-8 months , I would say 11-13 ... There usually goes 1 year from they announce the expansion name till they actually release the game . MoP got announced october 2011 I think , it was released september 2012 ... That is 11 months , and they pushed this XPack really hard since they dind't patch cata for a year No joke , my boyfriend bitches about eating too much rice / Asian food with me . It's like jeez I guess you shouldn't date Asian girls then . Well Jfyyfhdmkdyhdjmdkk ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's almost as if she has two assholes ... That . ^ Yeah just show up and be like " Uhh yeah a dragon attacked Helgen like 9 months ago and its probably already been through here multiple times . " He'll just sit there like Still problems I tried .. and failed . I can see your butt crack when you stand up . Wait wait wait ... Arrested ? Like juvie , the slammer ? This is why I hate the school systems today . That sounded hyperbolical , but then I looked it up , and the MS - 1 engine is indeed heavier than the Maus engine . I am ... conflicted Wait , fedora coin is real too ? ? Tanyu eagerly takes the sword . " Whoa it's heavy , " she says , initially surprised , but then she wields it and swings it around ( yes , inside Tibs ' home Totally all right sometimes ...... but isn't that why reddit has become categorized with r / circlejerk , etc ? Pretty annoying seeing this shit on r / all all day . I'll get over it sure , but it does suck Oh . My . That makes more sense . At first I thought it was about a guy . It ' twas a joke . You are a terrible person . You're not alone Do you know what a rage comic is , or did you enter the wrong subreddit ? M-GO is now built into roku so I gave it a test run . Since it works with ultra violet I decided to use it as my ultra violet app and uninstalled the Target Ticket channel . There are some movies in my library that it says are unavailable . It doesn't bother me enough to install a different ultra violet channel but , for example , I have " The Queen " in my library but M-GO says the content is unavailable , but doing a search shows that they do have that movie available for rent / r / incest Her hands don't look right . Ugh at least you can celebrate Christmas haha . You'll find someone soon , love can be in all places and unexpected ones mostly , trust me when i say that . :) Haha , well i got the username because during summer my boyfriend took me to the Dallas World Aquarium and looked a penguin in the eye and started motioning like a bird , my face was all like It says Smith and Wesson so you know it's top notch . > pull out 20 ¢ / mile in cash ! Wow ! ! ! Today we make a salute , to all of the lost kief . seriously . i had a " friend " that got married after dating for six or seven months because the girl was catholic and really wanted to have sex , but wanted to wait til marriage I'd pay him to read bedtime stories to me ... Starting with the hobbit . Uh-huh . I'm watching you mister Im not sure if i should be proud im one of them , or ashamed What is this craziness ? They do need to be sharp to work . Dull scissors don't work . If you're talking about applying an unlimited amount of force to get dull shears to work then yes , the sharpness is irrelevant . But if you're talking about a normal human hand , for which they were designed , then sharpness is just as important . Or as you said , easier . That escalated quickly R * sees everything in these subreddits . How do you think the exploits get patched so fast ? They ... see ... everything ... Stealing one of the top rated comment from the dark humor thread a week or two ago ... niiiiiiiice The first time in this thread I know the quoter I just went from :D reading this thread to Damnit this is the third story I have read from you tonight ! Why would I lie about that Should have stopped reading at your narrow minded description of Mobile Seriously ? > anyone thinking what I'm thinking ~ ~ ;) ~ ~ I could try I refuse to die by lethal injection Your nails though ... No , not at all If you're on reddit at work , maybe you should be fired anyway How do you know exactly where you are ? Is there an easier way to find out ? I had a full map and compass ( before I fell 8 stories off a balcony , no-collided through the railings God damn the Heat are playing in Portland on the second night of a back to back on Saturday Looking at you , walmart You're the one . Dun do dis , what did the last text say TIL I was wrong about half of the lyrics since I was five ... 18 years And the funny thing is ? I dreamt that my bottom teeth were tightening and it was hurting a lot , so I was going to get braces in my dream . Realistic much ? Then I opened up reddit and there's this post here ( Employment might not be in her future . Or her past . This is racist You bastards ! I'm not an ape , I'm vomit ! I heard it's a year , and you have to be enrolled in a Thai language school or something similar . I heard they're cracking down on " language school visa farms " too … I think we all first read that as " dong chin " Well , this sub seems awesome so far Nicholas Cage ? The hell . This looks so uncomfortable and hard I would say anyone in general , not just occupational related ..... If one of my friends sent me something that botched I'm not very smart ! Obviously heard of this when came out , but I never picked up on the play on " we too low " The number on vol . 7 is vertical . Just googled adpadravya , my god , I weeped . I'm stealing this one ... ... You send salami * sticks * to prisons ? My stepdad convinced my mom to ban Youtube because it " downloads viruses " Sharpen ! s Pro tip ! Don't use spray bleach . Why would someone even do that ‽ Congrats . You completely missed the entire point of my post Yes , anyone who abuses an exploit to gain a really unfair advantage over someone else deserves to win . ITT : People who don't know the difference between " allowed " and " aloud . " What you need is a girlfriend . Ads are your least concern Could we just ... Stop with the broken arms thing ? It has absolutely no place here . I think you know too much about this stuff . Hey , it's okay . People fall on hard time , but it's not the end of the world , and it's not permanent . Sure things are really hard and you can't see the end of the tunnel , but don't be ashamed at what you're feeling being in such a situation . Look at the positives , your kids know what is important and you have them . Money can be replaced . Try to stay positive and healthy and fight . It ? There is no correlation between fps and creatures falling from the sky Yes , they were called ' Honda ' Wow SKt 1 is stacked . Two users just commented on posts older than 25 days I've been trying to find a freaking Fletchling for 10 minutes because I figured it would take too long to fly to Couriway to change its name . I pulled and played my first mutavault during a sealed play the other day . The last sentence " it is still a land " had me confidently using it to destruction , because I thought if it died as a creature it was still a land ... Do american women like a dutch accent ? i always thought they didn't because it sounded * cheesy * why the You're right . Should have bought a plastic one rather than carving it from choice lumber and hand-forging a blade to go in it . I opened up a PS3 controller to fix it , I don't know if the PS4 controller is better designed , but the internals of the PS3 controller were so god damn stupid . It's no wonder it broke . The main input array connectors were held together with pressure from a tiny piece of foam . I don't know how it didn't break immediately . This question worries me , especially since it's marked with [ serious ] ... I'm jordan from Kik mate . Or H . 264 or Ogg Vorbis . If you're promoting Google just " Do not AS me any questions " Wolli please .. The K . It's how you make it different . See ? K . It's different . I feel like the Astros can afford anything . They just won't be buyers for ~ 5 more years . Well about that ... I've worked with nurses . If you think American nurses are overworked , you should come see Canada . What ‽ I willing to bet this face at all I hope not * everyone * I just saw a guy stretching his ball sack like bat wing Documentary . Haha A swing and a miss . Sorry that's a baseball term for you . But that was easily my weakest post and that's all you could think of I mean you could have said my wife has syphiliss or something to that end but instead you took the painfully obvious route based off of the fact it was in r / trees . [ 14 hours ago . I especially like the thin white text over the light / white background . Shit , I'm not even prepared for that kind of commitment I have , and he says he's played prince of Persia and it's the same thing and he doesn't like it ... You are in this thread " Oh yeah i like this one right here " I believe their yoga line were the ones that suffered from the sheer factor . I found out the hard way Just like disarmed and tied up Fortunately I bought almost every game I wanted during the summer sale , and only spent a few bucks now .. Hm , but that still counts into " this year " ლ ( " The uploader did not make this video available on mobile " It's quite alright guys .. Yesterday I almost walked to a date carrying my portable vacuum . There has never been a more appropriate use for So that's what a " Rusty Venture " actually is ... Except for the part where Graff specifically says , " You don't have to go if you don't want to , I can't make you . " But yeah , totally , I mean that's not being given a choice . At first I read that like you were going to be 31 You son of a bitch .. Aw come on bro . It's not * my * car ! I wish I knew this last season , I watched every game by myself in San Antonio , but r / seahawks kept me company . This year I'm surrounded by Niners fans in Afghanistan Why is that girl looking at us like Looks sketchy And yet you're still here . Sorry for my grammar Strike Witches . I love it , it's great fun no matter how often I watch it , but most of my friends I've shown it to immediately made the Tell me about it . I got him to play through the intro , and he just kept making jokes , and walking around in circles wasting time . He kept asking when he could start shoot things . What's important is that because people like you demand these as pets , they will more likely end up wiped out of existence . Congrats . Hasn't it kind of become a circle jerk in itself to complain about atheism on reddit ? It's seems to me its like going to science conference and complaining about nerds . 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I must haves it . Your album is empty ... thank you for playing please try again .. :) Otherwise all I can say is you are finding 3-5 of these things called ' nothings ' daily inside your house . Oh gosh The one with the little girl . I'm not sure if this is a married couple or wincest . Does anyone else see John Belushi on the cover ? This is literally one of my favorite beats this year I didn't watch the full video .... But I stopped when he didn't swipe to delete the source . For an all-things-iPhone blog that pretty much comes with the territory — that is , to know the shortcuts and gestures . Well it WAS $ 2.80 , but right when I needed to fill up for gas after 2 weeks of having my car in the shop , it shot up to $ 3.20 for Christmas . What a present . ( Wrong post oops Flip Flops are called thongs I watched this 3 times , focused on the blue trunks guy's leg . I just couldn't understand what was WTF about this ... then I saw . No , she must love jewelry . That ring used to be a thumb ring when she was a child , but she grew out of it . She wanted to keep it out of love for her grandmother who gave it to her , so she now wears it on her ring finger . How small ? holy fucking christ . > holy cow fucking christ . Username hmmmm ...... He's subscribed to so many NSFW subreddits that they are starting to confuse him . Ok Dolan , no need to create reddit accounts asking for sympathy ... What ? I linked you in my comment It would be as bastard of a sex toy Used baby shoes for sale . Baby outgrew them . I have trouble believing this God dammit Bengals Instead , republicans will still be trying to use that technology to reverse homosexuality Also in the first sentence : " Sources has " ಠ_ಠ " confirmed a siting " Yep . Seen that too . Why did they just zoom in on Bennett's cock ? ! I tried opening it again so I can log it in console and it opens now . All I'm getting is some error ( in Comic Sans I just did this and it was so much fun ! We had a ring ceremony beforehand where I presented nine rings to the attendees Like the retro things . It's just something different to today's pop culture , and as humans , we crave " uniqueness " , which causes the changes . Just think , in ten years , upside down visor hats will be the thing I want cake now . I'm holding you responsible for this . Or throwing controllers . They hurt What's wrong with you . But what if your a man ? What is Gabe doing now ? best part is i ordered a 15 ml bottle and got a free sample of it So you posted here before turning it off and on again ? > Looks like I just need to go to liveleak.com now for all my justice porn needs ..... The purple shiny nose will haunt you forever now . Yes . But only on a 27 " iMac . You'll need an HDMI to MDP converter . I've got two 360 ' s with iMacs as displays . It's one of those reddit bandwagons . Smileys * do * have a useful purpose , but they are often over / misused . But since you can't post an emoticon on reddit without getting downvoted , the bandwagon is perpetuated and more people hob aboard . But some emoticons have reached meme status and get upvoted sometimes , such as the iconic look of disapproval go nijmeh go The onion is satire , you do know , right ? Thanks for sucking ! Okay seriously , I need to update my list I'm so sorry . The Ampharos is actually gone . Not the first time I have see this , and high school seniors are SO freaking edgy and cool ! How . Socialists and their fag juice ... Am I the only one who read the title , " Goggled dolphin sex " and was very disappointed And what possible specific reason would that be ? What job can only be accomplished with a . 40 other than another round ? Genuinely curious ... What kinda weird ass hypothetical is that ? ? ? Why the hell would anyone do this ? Yeeeah . That and time down range . Issen is all kinds of ಠ_ಠing her ... such meany and jerk . Smacks him , yells at him for apologizing for something he didn't even do ... then yells at him to get her more ice cream , throws a rock at him for being nice ... and asking what flavor ice cream she wants ... and then .. just pats his head .. PATS HIS HEAD ! But apparently it's difficult for girls to get into the gaming scene Mkay what's a cool word ? Scythe ? No ... Hungry ? No ... Fuck it I'll just be Pseudo . " SUDO " in Melee , " sudo . " In PM . Hopefully , I become good and people will remember the name You seem to get off on doing all the work . Stop it They always have that close-up of them licking their lips . You forgot these ( ノ " Bitcoin itself is fiat " Well then .... This was probably something you should've kept to yourself I visited an art gallery in New York for a German class field trip about 2 to 3 years ago . After looking at about 4 or 5 paintings , I wanted out . Everything was so depressing , there were disfigured nude women everywhere , and the disfigurations ... * oooh boy * . Just in time for the resolution crowd ! ! * Looks like someones tryin to get some leads Not really hacking if it's a wiki anyone can edit . Beer , Bacon , Moose and Kindness . The only reason I know the word pangolin I because of borderlands , and now I know what it is . No , Islam being allowed to mix with politics fueled it . What ever excuse they used , evidence or not , is simply moot . Don't know if / r / pcmasterrace or / r / cringepics . Just So many hitmarkers , not enough kills You again ? ! Xin Zhao thumbnail ? He called the other guy Hugh Hefner , not you . Lay's makes dill pickle chips . I dunno , your name suggests that you might be , Monsieur Mouth-to-mouth . I'm not fooled by your smoke and mirrors The Comment Above . " Unrelated . " Mag lev highways with automated traffic control that allows speeds to reach upwards of 200 mph ... I hate traffic Thank god they have an 800 number unlike SquareEnix . I wish I didn't restore ( Sparty is into things of a more ... aquatic nature . hahahaha yes I clicked it and read it as well out of morbid curiosity ... cannot look away Post this Been playing them ever since I came back to yugioh ( mid March 2013 format ) ... Someone told me they were simple so I should give them a try I guess either I'm a skilled Garen or all the Nasus players in Silver can't get past me We are not barbarians ... You pick us when you play 2k ? Really wish I didn't click on that I kinda want to buy it just so you'll stop saying it but I think thats your plan That unprecedented limit on his choice was in no way strict It was not at all hypocritical for Ryan to take Ben Burst after Iowa released him from his LoI , then do everything in his power to block Uthoff somebody is too much interested in the backdoor stuff Wait , as in the Rancor from Star Wars ? Wat ? So am I just having a bad day or what ? you should never let someone you dont know get that close to you . oh my god lol jesus where did you get this . Whhyyyy . ლ ( Shush you ... Leave it to the conservatives party to sell off assets so they can pretend they balanced the budget . Originally from here , from the same damn post ... So soon [ 卐卐卐 SUMMONING LE QUAD SQUAD Seriously ? Buddy was voted all Pro-State ... I just gave him a hug . Greens represent dollars and ... shrink to nothing when cooked ? My highest rated " you look like " is Ryan Gosling . And since the whole NSA stuff , recently it's been Edward Snowden . We can't see the difference between pink and magenta Personally , I blame Usher . That's right , Usher . I'm looking at you . ( That's bad but this is just retarded , my friends grandmother is thinking about getting him therapy because he's gay .... I honestly hope she gets laughed at . WELL WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT IT , HMMM ? ! This again No . I have now .. The ethical thing to do is to contact them and offer to return the refund or item . You have to ask yourself if you're an ethical person , and if you had a business , how you would want to be treated . Where did you get the pinched keychains ? They're adorable and I need them because reasons . What about when they say Xbox One has stronger technology . You'd be surprised . First NYE where I'm old enough to drink ... and I'm sick . Sorta sick . Enough that my boyfriend finds my coughs endearing Your username says otherwise Oh no ! Criminals are being shot ? But they only do good in our society Congrats on being 100 % wrong . The load times are very noticeable as is the input lag in commands and in the menu . Give what up ? Suggesting to everyone that they should play the clearly superior versions of VI over the terrible PS1 / PSN version ? That makes total sense Welp , I still don't have my license or a job , so I'll be working on that * again * this year .. The NSA probably peeled the rest off when they intercepted the shipment and put loaded their backdoor / tracking software . ( Why and how is lead poisonous ? Actually " What are you wearing ? " I have restored and tried to jailbreak 8 times since Christmas without luck That's sweden This was a month ago Two penises on one guy--better than multiple people having to share one anus . It really is a bot you know Not to doubt anyone , but can we confirm this is an accurate translation ? It just seems so .... fanfic-y . Srsly , who mistakes a bomb for a blitzball ? After I admired your ahem costume , I saw dat room Yep . Once even on the 4th of July I think he means Izlamb and the Pro-fit Mooham-ed . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Do you follow my website ? ? Dammit Jim it was you wasnt it Why couldn't Chip Kelly do the same for us I feel like I've done this before ..... Should you ? Why wasn't I following him ? ? ~ 3 years on T , still waiting for an actual beard to appear instead of nothing but neck and belly hair . You don't have a 1x1x1 space for a desktop and a monitor / tv anywhere in the house Obviously they haven't tried both ... It's been 2014 for ~ 14 hours now . Looks fine to me I read " makes me so hard " and thought it was gonna get weird Still waiting on my Silver . It needs to be just the It's you googling how to fix a server and Phreak pictures . That's not related to LoL . I still have idiot marks on the back of my hands from this , 25 years later . At least I don't have my brothers smiley-scar from the red-hot top of a bic lighter . Can I have your Kool Aid . Emotional people can still make rational decisions . This is oddly specific ... Well , it's always better to have panty eating monkeys rather than panty eating humans , isn't it .... or is it ? Don't tell me . blue link stays blue You're good . Privacy and socialized healthcare are not mutually exclusive , what crazy pills have you been taking ? Adjust your tinfoil hat hes mostly lurking mostly the real one An 8 + inch dick ? More like " Over 150 penalty yard * In each game * " And how old is she ? ... even with context ... What the fuck did they do to Betilla ? My boyfriend is European I have to see him kiss friends all the time .. the only thing that bothers me is when he kisses his ex boyfriends on the cheek Well boy am I glad I did not say that then . ( gMerrill , what up ? I'm a Merrill too . You from Utah or Arizona ? I have a lot of fam in AZ . Maybe were from the same polygamy line ... God dammit Vargas Hey ! No stealing my New Year's resolution . Get your own ! " I'M A LOBSTER ......................... you ..... I dont like you ..... That is definitely one of my favorite games of all time . I'm at 2800 hours . Thanks whoever said this was from a show , just so I know no one would do this . O . o and / or Mine does more than beep - when the battery is low , it * goes off as if it detected carbon monoxide * Well aside from that , it's still crazy and impressive you bring in 80 % of your income . I take home about 65 % . Gotta love NYC The Carmike in my area sells buckets for $ 19.50 and refills for $ 3.75 , and a large popcorn is like $ 8.85 or something . So it pays for itself after only four uses . I think the 2013 one was $ 18.50 with $ 3.50 refills so it only took three refills to pay off . I just wondered how much the bucket sells for there if it takes six uses How would one fuck a creme egg ? I have a feeling you're a fake bot . Wait , you didn't notice Poot the first time around ? When you see all those people at the gym ( COME HOME ALREADY The mention of Marv Albert make it extra-creepy . Wasn't that guy charged with rape or something ? Wait ... why is that guy still holding cash ? Either she turned really quickly or he's got a thing for dead girls i was like , that floor looks familiar . then i saw the shoes ... then the name You just went there It's even a tumblr link . The title I got a shock when i got to the gay part in the comments What are you talking about Oh hey , I posted this awhile ago No . I don't think you should listen to this . Isn't that an apple ? Freezing the brain is freezing the data . Kentucky didn't lose to Georgia Southern " found this in x brother's " Probably my favorite ( and best IMO ) song off Eclipse . Technical , fast , not 2 minutes long Holy fuck Fill out the form please . ಠ_ಠ this is no game , it's the color of a pokemon ! I guess they saw mr double dick too ? That's what I tell the women all the time .. Hiiiiiiiiiiii ! Happeh new year ! My family couldn't STFU about it . My narcissistic parents ( / r / raisedbynarcissists ) each constantly asked . Finally when we did get pregnant , both of them had the response of " oh , I don't know if I'm ready to be a grandparent " . But if you've kept your dog in your car overnight , he's pretty warm . Where did you get that inflation percentage ? No ... The God of sandwich disapproves Are you guys imagining what I'm imagining ? Like not only is his dick buried in his fat , but her actual vag is buried behind a thick fatty vulva so even though 6 " isn't small , it's like literally trying to smash two lard bags together to even get his dick to touch her vag and they probably have to dig into each other's lards like a tub of shortening to find what they're looking for . Unfortunately it was only 75 % off when I clicked the link . Is that a propane heater on the right ? Heterosexual Christians are the most oppressed minority ! We need to give them the hope to carry on ! ! ! People , please don't tag the wall ( like OP did ) just because you've seen others who have done it I ... I ... I clicked it ... And kept clicking ... What's that Yogcasts update I see there ? ! I fail to understand why commoners need dental flossssss Got a yawn .... Not with a username like that ... " Blast " and " Belfast " .... Friend of mine mentioned on Facebook about how she's " stuck " in Florida for another day , doing nothing but lying back and drinking margaritas . I don't recall details sorry . Just tried to login again to check too , but I can't remember my login credentials Hmmm ... Probably Kat Von D lip stain in Outlaw or Rimmel Lasting Finish in 107 . Love bright lips , unfortunately , the boyfriend doesn't like lipstick at all . " beautyful gjrl " * see translation * In my area , people only put on their hazards when they double-park ... on a one lane street ... and there is a vacant parking space only several feet from them . That officially makes two people from Organized Noize now , Rico Wade and Sleepy Brown , both direct partners with Outkast . At this point I'd be disappointed if Outkast wasn't there . As for the Future cameo ... Other than the horrid debilitating child indoctrination , and horrific animal cruelty ( puppy mills ) and tax evasion . Stephs teeth Soraka hates Warwick so much that she descended from godhood to turn him into a monster Your edit about 3 and 10 made them not links Silly muggle Wait , what ? Canada does not give a fuck who the USA fields . We will put more pucks in the net than every other team and take this medal . Aw shit . From now on every sauce mayo or butter will now in my head be " sandwich lube " . I'm going to get funny looks every time I'm asked what I want in my subway Oh I've seen it all . One of the best was the JavaScript page security on a businesses website . It was just a plain text check in the website code . View source and you had access to private files . Do I have the qual ? Of fucking course not ! > Yeah , because all of those 2 and 3 year olds who get dragged to religious institutions are just crying out for answers to their spiritual questions Some real family fun in that thread . Or saying " getting all international on me " . Like the person answering was supposed to know where he lived ? Why yes I have noticed this . I always stare at them and try not to alert the missus . Nice try NSA Harden's teeth Yes because you know ACA didn't turn out to be something that no one wanted because of republican / tea party wankery . What would Ron Garretson have done ? Well at least Uplay is up 120k karma from one AMA in 1 day you bought your first wife ? Heh , you just made me feel like a client ... I saw this last time KarmaDecay was down . Only Skarner gets six boots . How romantic . Because : puritanism Yes , that was exactly what I was trying to say - he deserved it . The comments section on that article Dude , half the shit in this thread is the exact opposite of what you want , then your about to be picky about a classic ? C'mon OP ... a femdora . . . I looked at the pictures in your examine and there's a vending machine selling glasses . Wait ? Your gift post got upvoted , and my got downvoted ? Well ... ok " Golden diamonds " It took them this long to enforce server variables ? I still haven't seen it ... and I still don't know what's going on ... It is amazing ... now stop wasting it Thats Strange ? Why did OP had to choose the one full of tante 2s ? So because you observe that heightism is less intense in Italy than in the USA , you conclude that heightism is " nothing but cultural . " How does someone capable of putting * * any * * computer parts together not understand the idea of more than one computer * marinade their nether rod in my squish mitten * And was not particularly hard to tell either . What the fuck is with the editing of this video . Give my comment a reply ( so my browser alerts me ) when it's done if you want one more look over as I will be spending my Friday night on reddit ( again ) The first comment would be so much better without the ಠ_ಠ that shit was barely funny the first time , now somebody uses it in every godamn thread . Inb 4 somebody replies " We rent out our old house , and our tenants are a bit disorganized , but not to such a horrible extent like this ....... I hope I never get tenants like this I dont like what they were implying with ' stached Rodgers there You should of did that to a real gun and when he ran out to shoot his housemates his face would of been priceless . Face or it didn't happen What did you do to your table But that means someone else is going to buy her used foundation Why is the high like ? Swim has tried it before but he never really felt " high " Wait .. Are you implying that OP ... ? You masturbate with your cat right next to you ? he isn't into it enough right now to put full effort into it , obviously . the only reason he put that in the title is probably to appease the 3 POE diehards in chat and give them some hope . hes going to play what he wants to play . That's a bot ( 6 ) We have the worst air quality in the USA apparently Women with penises ? Oh man , my father would do the exact same thing . We'd be on our way to the zoo and my father would convince us we're actually going to the National Museum of Abstract Mathematics until we're all practically bawling in the back and he'd think it's fucking hilarious . Asumizu just rolls his eyes at all of Nen's Why do I * continue * to read these threads before bed . Every single time . Abortions and guns and religion are whatever , but PICKLEBACK ? I hope people wouldn't be having sex where everyone eats . I use Mailbox . Why not just bookmark the comment permalink or the article ? I really didn't expect a cum filled balloon to hit him in the lunch room . Did you ? Okie State caught up to Mizzou With a review delay in Dallas , the Orange Bowl is now further along than the Cotton Bowl There's an awful lot of HIV / AIDS to not be using condoms , and I don't think there are any missionaries in Africa giving them out Makes sense to me . On the news tonight there was a school board member actually complaining about the shutdown , if you can believe it . Meanwhile this brief " warm " weather is tolerable , but could do without the flurries because i have to drive in it soon . Fuck this weather , jeezus My fedora is rustling Dat air It's gonna sound childish , but candies ! Lots of them Same . Pillow serial killers I just can't find Waldo in any of these What do you mean upgraded ? Did Comcast somehow * illegally install software * on their computer ? you based that off a few different colored lines I'm quite confused as to what you're implying with your comment . What I'm getting is that you think being gay is a " grown up decision " and that 14 years old is too old to " make " said " decision " ? ಠ_ಠ Also , you think being gay can be reasonable described as " exploration " ? Welcome to the no-fly list , hacker ! I think it's time to go to bed Staring contest I can go all day buddy It's been a little over 2 hours and it's still shutting down . Should I be worried ? So ... Much ... Penis Wow I was expecting a ridiculous amount of loot Pokemon . Huh ? He's in it ? How is pizza American ? > NSFW link above Did you just trademark that ? Not on his face anyway . ‎ Indeed . Looking back at our technology history , it's safe to conclude that we're not all that good in predicting the outcomes of our manipulations of the physical world Not a lot , but some : Become Cosmos fans Excuse me ? What do you think the commenting section is for if not to discuss the post ? She's already so weak in the current state of adc's . And now this . You know . I've never seen this pic before , but I also don't spend every waking moment on Reddit . Your argument is valid , well said , and not even a little condescending . Source ? I'm concerned this kind of weather will occur more frequently . At the risk of being insensitive , the spelling is what made me look away ... Swollen ' lip nodes ' , ' fishers ' ... I .. I strictly buy to play Sounds like you would steal if not for the cameras ... 3 years Oh you mean McCaffy ? ... I'll PM it to you Next we will see Obamacoin .............................. Yes , but it's simply a matter of being observant and making eye contact . same here . but she finally got used to it XD or maybe she just ignores me now Your username ... What the hell is wrong with snow angels ! ? I've created a manual download on alientube.co until Mozilla decides to approve it .. if they decide to approve it 1940 ' s Germany There are other redditors that can identify insects / other fauna . ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) lower your torchers ノ ( Clearly solved time travelling . One love Seriously Tim ? Dick move Why did I try so hard to see that guy's dick Really needed to know Misleading username ... All these Ads in Roblox Fucking Bob Cole ... Thanks man :) and just you leave ol ' Albert outa this Is this why Reddit was down for emergency maintenance a couple hours ago ? ლ ( I once received a car jack and a psp charger as " ransom " because this old hag couldn't pay the $ 16 bill . Worst thing is she tried to pay with a car stereo and demanded I gave her some cash cause it was worth more yes but how many times have you rewatched them Tanyu ಠ_ಠs at the nosy and prying wolf . " You're kinda ruuude , " she says bluntly . Then she The holographic principle connects a quantum mechanical theory without gravity in n dimensions to a quantum framework with gravity in n + 1 dimensions . Try getting Stokes theorem to do that . Wtf explain yourself op ! Especially when you're using said software to monitor the mixing of chemicals . Lol ! Lol indeed ! Hansen what the actual fuck was that ? Go sit down dammit . Are you sure ? I thought it would be too corny ... If you want more detail and explanation , go to wikipedia and references therein or google search . Its hard to give explanation when i dont know what you already understand about this stuff , and things get technical very fast . The best i can do is that concise answer . No need to get sarcastic . This shit sucks GOD DAMMIT CARTMAN SHUT UP I think what / u / How_do_I_breathe is trying to say is that she has an ugly mind . Like a placenta First thought : Second thought : lol ...... My fondest football memories are conference championships . Pats-Ravens , Niners-Falcons , Vikings-Saints ( Haha , I appreciate it . Really , I'm just confused as to why the snarky remarks were necessary . Fuck me for making that kind of joke I guess Watch Syria and Iraq meltdown , leaving the Israelis antsy , the Iranians and Saudis trigger happy , and the UN wanting to jump in so they can do nothing , while everyone makes this face --> It's waving at you Was looking for them too , Unrealistic Model TIL the range game is not automated but man operated ! .. bronze ore .. * I have the strangest boner right now I think you're enjoying yourself a bit too much ... Israel in the shower . All my friends built theirs this year . My heart fills with envy as one builds an amazing computer with his tech-illiterate family , one singlehandedly builds a solid midrange computer , and another gets an nvidia geforce for his computer at the end of the year , while I'm using my parent's 2008 iMac . somebody never read Harry Potter Get on mobile . Google image search " day z " . Scroll through results . Take screenshot of results page Your music teacher should have had enough experience to check the knobs before turning on an amp . Something's wrong with your eye Okay . Didn't stop 20 people from posting it on my FB newsfeed . Both FTW Another protip : don't search " German " if you're a hetero male who doesn't enjoy looking at some dudes penis I've decided your'e done for the day Looks great . Hey mention to the WMD folks ... that a whole bunch of new folks in / r / simracers would low to give the game a try . Utterly disappointed I joined reddit . Wow , thanks ! I will probably end up upscaling via drawImage as my entire spritesheet is around 10kb . IE needs to up their game , considering how many people still use it I haven't been prompted to a survey or asked to select a user profile in months Oh man I feel old ! But ... shouldn't " ಠ_ಠ " be the name of the last Redditor listed ? And shouldn't they have been the " Grand Elder " Those eyebrows I work in an old building ( by American standards ) , and I have yet to find a single safe ! Clearly I am doing something wrong ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) give us dayz or we riot ノ ( My brother did the same thing with the same results . He gave up the chewing tobacco and is now trying to quit smoking by smoking e-cigarettes . Guess how that's going ? Or people could be genuinely curious . But of course not , it's not like redditors are fans of backstories or anything . c ( ◕ _oc ) ( My attempt at reversing the face It was a total waste of military resources to attack exclusively civilian targets . Their intention was to cripple the American Pacific Fleet , not destroy old Mr.Taylor ' s barber shop ... Although that old Mr.Taylor deserved it . But he's not dead Such effort . The correct spelling is right there in the damned title . Just found out the other day that Gorillaz was a side project ... Sweet Jesus , the onions in this room ! That's ok . I forgive you if you forgive me . Internet hugs . < < Why an octopus .. ? Oh my god , thank you . I went to get the source to show you and I miss read it . Wow , I feel dumb I think Benjamin H . Bratton comments are harmful and un-educating . I have a simple solution for you . Don't use the word fag and you won't be " put in the same boat " as all those " other " people . So many related videos that involve Scarra I stir . Except for me For a second I thought you said that it was played at your funeral . Tibs gets a " Uh .... I dunno . I was living with Nen . I'll just take a nap here . " Tanyu says , moving to lay down in the booth and take a nap . Hopefully one of the announcements is the damned 2014 schedule * with race times * . Driving them places , not charging petrol money and being the butt of jokes because I stick to the fucking speed limit . It's a Guanaca , not a llama I know that feel Just keep lying until you get lucky and something you say turns out to be true . Or , you know , don't screw with people's trust in the first place . Oh God ... the crotch shots . Why is he wearing high heels . Nothing in this picture makes sence I like every last one of Nickelback's songs . Every . Last . One .. Disney movies and reading fan fictions You mean that frozen wasteland you call a lake ? Yeah , losing your best CB when the other team only has one good WR shouldn't make aaaanny difference at all . And losing one of the best pass rushers in the game when the other team is in passing downs for a whole half isn't a big deal either . Yes , it is too bad that people get to keep what they earn . They should be forced to give it all away . Why did I read this in Johnny Knoxville's voice ? So ... much ... * Tucson * You watch American Psycho without laughing ... In my pretty rural area there is very little services and one veterinarian who doesn't believe in discounts . I approached town council and my councilor told me to shoot them . only 5 shots an hour ? Not because of the violence but because of Steven Seagal . Of course South Carolina is 63 Shut up and take my money I don't get it Older people still yelling into the phone thinking it will help you hear them Our little angel . Girlfriend played Amnesia for several hours not knowing there was a lantern to use for light . His comment history checks out " ah , cool they have a little tool to get the crab to stop clinging on I wonder wha .... it's a hammer * 2 . Resistant to theft * Because it's called a gorge ? What , like methadone ? This is the kind of thing tweakables were supposed to address . Why is that a thing Reads like a year 10 student's opinion piece for English ; c'mon the age . Omg this just gave me a strange boner I like you creepysmilebot I used to work in Johns Creek and lived right next to the Target / Best Buy / whatnot in Edgewood . It was actually faster to take Peachtree Industrial to 285 around the east side to 20 and back to Moreland . I just stopped coming in on Fridays . No . You don't need him My mum puts her legs up onto the seat intfront Really ? You are being serious ? A still warm , adult sized shit in a ziploc bag , how do I know it was warm ? I had to bring the bag to the flight attendant I did pretty bad in school and I do not work at mcdonalds . Oh look , we have a funny guy > Sixth Sense ( Magnet ) Implants What a cunt Lucky , I wish it was colder here , we had weather in the 80s last week This has never been more appropriate : Fortunately he gets all next season to practice Some of my PC games are like this , as well . ARMA comes to mind . Oh , and Planetside 2 . Except in PS2 , it's not the textures and objects that pop-in ; it's the other god damn players . RHCP double dick toy That actually makes sense Fluffy lemons STOP THESE Thanks for explaining because I thought I got a weird copy of ac : 4 . Mine just assumes that because I haven't played since the last time I played , I need tutorials Yup , the water temperature of the lakes are much warmer than the air above them right now , so it moderates the air above and to the east of them . This also causes plenty of lake effect snow . Buffalo is forecasted to get 4 - 6 FEET . Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number ... twice See a doctor I know everyone can say bullshit about injuries , but UGA at 11 Florida at 25 Because being attracted to the same gender is exactly the same as dressing up in a rubber woman suit . I dated people into all kinds of stuff , and I can laugh most of it off , maybe even wrap my mind around it . But that scares the crap out of me . That font I hope the pilot beat the shit out of that guy You're a little underdressed . It's DOCTOR bananas to you You go out of the way to search for reddit ? A thoughtful response . Also I think this is officially the most two people have ever written on this topic ! It depends on how you look at it . It happened to someone I know . She met a guy and hadn't been dating long decided right after sex she should watch his kids when his ex drops them off for the weekend so he can go out . When she said no he was like " but we have the sex . " They wear attire from the local Christian university.And I have heard their loud convos about their faith and gays.Hence hearing the comment about putting gays in concentration camps A * newt * ? Yeah , late for work . This was a nice troll . Psyduck can't fly Why in the world would you think this is even remotely close to cheating ? Why does it have to be Badlands ? Not really , he posts that face whenever you use this face Wat da fuck did I just read ? ? Ummm my machine put me in to peasantry Totally didn't even notice the baby at first . Might crop it out and make this my desktop . " Coupon code " HAPPY - 2014 " is invalid . " Fire starter things for your fireplace ? deleted ... Potential customers ... you know who you are . > Ja , en ik zei het precies zo . I don't understand if you're agreeing with me or defending Sauropod $ 5000 donation from " o / HEIL HITLER o / " I saw you win that competition man Alternatively , Kia is infamous for their shit quality . Not all of these are startups last time someone called our kat a troll pick and raged in champ select , ended up being dumb founded when 10 minutes in we just keep hearing " legendary " and all we see is kat with bodies around her lol . ( Closing with one of these types tonight Just realized that 2004 was 10 years ago .. I feel like once a tail and boots are added to the mix , a horsey strap on is next and then this whole horse mask thing becomes weird Pretty impressive ... considering there haven't been any PS4 ' s in any stores for the last month . How do you sell 4.2 million of something that isn't on store shelves ? Truly the Emperor of Rum Finland is not a part of Scandinavia . Nen just What did I just read ? The smile bot is responding to his Looks like a good place for a surprise sword Ah . Looking forward to it . ( Appropriate username . This evening they were reporting an accident " downtown " on 95N at the Bryan Park interchange . Nah , is just the Joker ... Call Batman ! Crazy talk . Only men are capable of insulting rape victims People who take my gold . I do not appreciate you people taking my gold . Stop touching my gold gentlemen It's really not . Too soon . That , or he " hacks " into the system at the command line by typing " access files " Pahahaha I forgot about the Kathy Griffith , I can't stand her That helmet reminds me of this : Are you kidding or were you in my session ? That'd be weird That username . Oh you bastard , now you even come to reddit to mock me This is what zero tolerance policies turn into , I'm looking at you US education system . What the ? ? How did your post get past the auto mod , it's missing the [ 6th ] or [ 6 ] tag SOMEONE just did . Because it's * against the rules * I'm amused and scared I'm not sure what to say to that but I know the general tone is I've got a r9 290x and if you like tea you could easily duel purpose it as a kettle No . 7 - Mother ! Just out of nowhere .. SMACK right in the face . What was I supposed to do ? Goddamn right I hit him back . AND HE LOVED IT . And I was drunk so I kept slapping him while he drove . Excuse me while I barf my intestines out , avalanche style . This is horrifying . London isn't abroad Sex with ... ? I would spend all my billions just buying out the concert and sit there alone huh , that's slightly creepy . I can see how you found that , but how did / u / Telespaulocaster know I was rowing ? He would have to have looked through my entire comments ( but he wouldn't be able to just search for " rowing " because he wouldn't know I was doing that yet ) . Either that or he remembered a comment I made a month ago in a not very viewed part of a thread and then recognised my username back here . Or he's just been following me this entire time ... A friend once ate scrambled lamb brains because he thought they were scrambled eggs ( somehow the pale pink color didn't make him wonder ) . He said they tasted a bit rubbery , but 10/10 would eat again . Ones na rhywyn yn siarad cymraeg yma ? $ 1 Trillion = 3 % of annual defense budget ... Huffpost , restroom , twitter slideshow , NOTHING in any of the fucking slides . STOP APPROPRIATING POC CULTURE . Sure . I'll just pop down to the nearest one ... in San Antonio ... for an afternoon post-work drink . Their lips are so shiny That face . Buzzfeed ? Really ? I think someone did this already .. With the same proposal photo .. Shame on you and shame on the site for posting it . If we all did this the final product might never arrive . At least wait and pirate the finished version , wait .... Now you have confused my moral compass so shame on you again Those eyes on Thornton . Ape rape ON Ireland ? you have a weird taste in girls I would of answered F but looked again and was disappointed it didn't say bedroom Kentucky fried ...... friend Brest heels Iv ever seen Give Bank ༼ つ Gandalf - Latin for to wrap ones penis .... ITT : A bunch of super bros , who are all cheese snobs . Jeeze . Srsly , None of y'all are into easy cheap queso ? Wow . You really got me there . No , but the photographer shot it without my permission first . I love how someone ran through and downvoted all the comments mentioning that others like Wilt and Kareem were as good or better than he was on one , if not both , sides of the floor . Not like that My daughter likes peanuts , so she clearly says " I want penis daddy " . I have a friend who is 6 ' 3 " and still skips . On a related note though , my twin sister and I were walking down a street holding hands once , and our mom told us to stop it because people were giving us funny looks . I wondered how it could be misinterpreted , since we were clearly sisters , then it dawned on me . Onions grow in the backyard of one of the houses though Bust a move is that a grave prepared for him ? Jesus this post reeks of spam . " Great movie for those of you who like movies " " This flick is one of the best there is " " The ending was so awesome " . Yeah , and there's no * possible * benefit to him by having an attorney on his staff becoming the state's governor . Yeah . Plus , it sounds like she already got a ride . Well that was unexpected I'm aware of his total UFC record , but are you really using a stint from over 5 years ago when comparing someone who had 18 straight fights in the UFC ? Of course you would ... Are you currently at 3rd LAR ? ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽ つ Give bank ༼ つ I somehow found myself an SO who taught me the right way to do it . First time I saw him fold a fitted sheet I was o . O then Yeah , they were paralyzed It's just real real awkward right now ? .... " Found " Dyslexia a choice isn't ! That is really fucking creepy Yes ! I remember my first playthrough of Twilight Princess , I found the bridge in the desert and thought it was a giant plasma screen TV at first from the distance ... Scary theme music & women screaming ...... great I thought it was Pepsi stains .. How naive of me And that's enough internet for a day . If it's important to welcome people , that means that 2,000 posts on this subreddit are welcome posts . Thanks , I feel like an idiot because I've actually read that very recently . I asked many sources today and you are the only definitive one so far , including the Reddit guild . There was a song about that aka " pink sock " Nice try YouTube What's with Brits and cameras ? Multiple people from that group added me to hit on me Reporter holds up his hand with the Vulcan salute , she tells him " no , you're not a Klingon " . Do I may ask .... Source ? Why would you be worried " I thought we promised to never be creative again My dodgy guy cousin . 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Every country in the world is on that map ..... Jurassic park Blacks don't do that Does his license plate say " to jesus " ? dat 2nd to last one tho ... Proper response is generally - When I started to dig into it and value truth , I failed to find any reason to be . That's pretty much it . This is what happens when you put conservatives in charge . Why have people not learned this lesson ? Wouldn't the door be closed to the public if it was a press event YES * * Holy shit , just when I was thinking I * would * like to have children one day Add milk / sugar to it then ! And how the fuck did you manage to get coffee in your eye ? ಠ_ಠ Bills How about a garbage can when you leave the bus ? Whatever it takes for a Nexus ¯ \ _ Don't be a racist p4nda This post needs a trigger warning Applied Dr . Bronner's peppermint to face once . 1/10 would not recommend . Couldn't imagine it on a penis , or worse ... My lady bits . Not fake at all . This is exactly what I'm after , I just wish Siri didn't need a network connection .. I have activator turn data off upon device lock The customer is * usually wrong * . Why would someone even make this ? As long as we keep Comcast and CenturyLink off of the drawing board . Why not ? Cute kitty , but why are you wearing your shoes on the bed I've got a client sort of like that . He has a couple of S Corps and a terrible bookkeeper so we have to do a bunch of adjusting entries for him every year . Oh , and I work at a B4 firm so it runs him about $ 400 / hour for me to figure out how his bookkeeper goofed things up . Last year I had to figure out why she had a negative balance in accounts payable . You're a bundle of shit and vinegar , ain't ya . / r / gonewild makes me wonder how many of the posts there are actually redditors and not just skanks trying to get free stuff or hires from some corporation trying to do shady advertising . Reading the comments and what people say or offer is very Honestly I have him tagged as " How much Karma has he gotten from replying ' That's exactly how I was gonna describe it . Add some creamer too and watch it curdle fire push-up ........ Ideas like these are precisely why I shouldn't be and am not playing Minecraft . risky click but that is super easy Jesus , when that kids fingers went over the lip of the walkway :-/ oh and that strap is kind of asking for trouble I'm left-handed . That doubles the difficulty of picking up a 5c piece as the scanner's on the right Not sure if metacirlejerking or ... That's the motto of my IT department ! Hi this my first time writing to u , and I'm loving the shows ... my question is after the whole CES convention which tech of product in your opinion would become the next big thing in 2014 , and what would it be ? Thank ya A $ 565 beater ? Way to make me feel old ... I'm pretty sure I have a demo disc with this on it somewhere Huntsmen would be far less terrifying if they weren't fast as fuck and dropped onto you from ceilings " Thirsty Gary , " hmmm I like it . Sounds like a new meme Pune me pasine aa rahe hai Mujhe and it must be dirty , because usually hair blows in the wind I .................. A thousand talwars would probably shit pretty neatly all over domis We are the new Digg . Her shit is going to be massive Så A P Møller har ikke tjent penge som statskassen kunne have fået ? Nice try , Vent Fitness Dat nose ring tho ... totally ... artistic . How's that FINGERPRINT SCANNER working ? I'd say : interpret all you want , but don't shove it in everyone's faces . I remember a thread about the best opening lines from books where a whole damn herd of people were preaching that there was only one correct way to interpret Kafka's Metamorphosis ... Every time I'm reading a post and start to You had a card under water and didn't OC it ? This is mildly entertaining ... / u / kittynastee Either thats a really small bong made with paper , or a really , really big flame Now you even have IF Timburrs ? Oh my god half way through the first quarter and the patriots are up by 14 . Yeah ... Comment Karma . Give it away man . Donate to the cause , don't let it expire and go to waste ! ! Holy shit he's not going to step out ! He's gonna run for it ! Shut up and take my money ! This song is overused too much ... And the worst ones are about some cartoon ... When I started reading it , at first I was like " oh , well that's not very good . " But as I kept scrolling ... What really amazes me is that human bone is comparable to the strongest metal on earth ( I said metal not alloy you science nerds His face may be doing :) , but it makes my face go Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Walrus ' have chop sticks in their teeth I'm sorry your little girl has the flu , but was it necessary to take her to the bakery ? Her flu vomit endangers everyone in the store , especially the elderly , pregnant women , and anyone with a low immune system . But hey , enjoy your cookies and karma . Bandiyan bhi laid hon chahati hain Your name and the statement Okay and so is following a woman around in public . You probably do that too , creeper . Background of next pick ( behind Veyron ) , that goddamn convertible Land Rover I highly recommend that you give it a try , we laughed so hard when we did this while watching Borat . We also got very drunk Oh and bye the way , earlier you claimed to be single . Now you claim to be getting cock ; which if my calculations are correct , that means your promiscuous . Being promiscuous means your a whore , and if your a whore ; you must be sucking cock . Also whores tend to take it in the ass , which explains why your so butt hurt all the time . This Is just as Down Syndrome Retarded as a Jesus Cheeto . 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Gamers didn't sign up for this ! Seriously it sickens me , & all the other hard core gamers that spent thousands building custom titans of rigs . Fast om man har grundl äggande läsförståelse förstår man att jag skrev : vad tycker du man ska man göra , skjuta dem ? Men om det gör dig glad : det var inte snyggt , och jag hade inte avsikten att någon skulle tro att jag vill att någon ska skjutas . Så visst . Dumt var det . And yet you guys keep winning . I do . Haha you unlucky sons of bitches . I sure would hate to have to be all emotionally invested in a playoff game ... Instant diarrhea . The thumbnail is a urine sample I don't believe you Can I ... Can I have sex instead ? ლ ( This is why Johnny can't read He never wanted to find this . Now i can never play CS again , thx a lot Yeah great job explaining dreddit bro . Even better ... holy shit Cate Question : How can you have Vancouver in the ABA Exactly ... because they aren't at a head and are still completely under the skin , the amount of gouging and smushing and stress you put on your poor skin is very high . Also in my experience one of two things happens once you manage to force them out of your face . One : a new one forms in its place But butt SMELLZ .... Wow i never realized that bart's eyes resemble Don't think it's pure ಠ_ಠ Why does it always look like she has no arms ? Same deal bro .... Hate it Most appropriate use of " " Pregnant * * I was being sarcastic . The woman on the left ... Dat poor posture No . This is my first stub nib . I'm looking at a lamy , but i can't let this pen obsession get out of hand too fast Fourth row from the bottom ... ' into ' And today I discovered another very useful bot I don't either . Makes me feel weird too , but only because hair doesn't seem to grow on my legs at all . Yes but she doesn't have a bible so reddit doesn't hate her TIL ... It didn't Sorry ? Wait , so you have the Implanon but thought it was a metal plate ? i dont remember asking for a goddamn thing related to kardashians . No , I can't say that I do . Thanks for asking ... ? You are right we should all die so the earth can live Thanks for your detective work You don't have a wife . So handing the Democrats the Senate and White House on a silver platter is your solution ? Dude ... You're watching reruns ... Suspension of disbelief is integral to participating in an RPG , I'm surprised one can't just lay a It's always fucking Florida Dat username Those dog pillows I bet that girl will eventually have a hound named after her . Don't know why you were down voted either ! Who said you should drink it ? Can't help but wish those pants were a red pair of panties . Pretending you're not her stepdad ? 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I can't speak for anybody else , but I refuse to take my child to any place called " Kum on " I don't think I could take yet another godawful Punisher movie . Why would you even suggest such a thing ? from the link " ... impregnated with salt " Some people have a box Your name So is my life . I don't even ... Vegetarian bhi hai Oh ... Everyone PC gamer I know says the opposite , and they're extremely snobby when it comes to game quality , so to each their own , but I've heard from many many many people that the bank heists weren't too good . I'll buy it , only because I wanna rub the PC version in my peasant friends ' face . They all swear GTA V is the best looking game ever Nice try , Rogers . Yeah , because people will read anything that mentions Apple two paragraphs in ? So that's why the pros QS all the time . Enough , that once awoken , there will be nothing stopping us from ruling the world ! The Condom . Well for some of you ... This reminds me of a situation before : Where hypothetically , if your girlfriend gives you her Facebook password , and then a breakup occurs ; And that many users were defending that it was alright to continue using the password , access said Facebook account because the person did not say " I de-authorize " you in any shape or form , after the breakup . Is it me , or it looks like they actually have a couple new members ? You deserve a virus . Why do you think of it ? I saw your comment up there too . And no it's not ironic . ┻ ━ ┻ ︵ ヽ ( ` Д ´ ) ノ ︵ ┻ ━ ┻ THANK YOU FOR FINDING THIS FOR US ! ! ┌ ( nope , a legit HiRez customer support employee suggested me to post my problem on reddit , not tell me what to do with it , then directed me to the wrong subreddit . ( if its supposed to be in r / smite ) You were seven when you got your first hand job ? .. I thought you were talking about Bumble Gnaw skin ... Was about to * I see what you did there * Thanks for associating the entirety of Texas with this idiot . Funny how generalization begets generalization . There are exposed pins . Gotta find my programmer ... it's around here somewhere ... cannot be unseen Yay ! British pride for that nunu play edit : caught him under tower ... If it makes you feel any better , same with me . There are plenty of Bruins players I genuinely like and respect ... Unless they're playing against us of course , in which case , fuck ' em ! Whoa wha ? They charge for that ? You're the one suggesting that safety measures to ensure that children do not accidentally strangle themselves are unnecessary ... Dildo plated wheels ... Or .. Blood on your .. Dick .. Wow . We were doing Captain America references . Actually I believe photoshopping does make it less real . Glad I could help ! Now where is my upvote Unless you live in the uk . They take out the pin that keeps the valve open , so you have to hold it till it kicks . Plus between teaching full time , adjunct teaching at college , two kids , and a husband , plus a slew of animals , I get very little release and me time ... reddit is my connection to the world ... sad , I know She declined because " moving stuff is hard " I used your comment Hedman is definitely over rated ... That soldier with the hand in the pocket . Oh shut up , already My boyfriend used to think that deleted was a user that commented on everything . H knows . Furries have kind of destroyed costumed characters for the rest of the world . It's like if somebody really enjoyed spaghetti , and then one day you came home , opened your front door and found a naked Rush Limbaugh rolling in tomatoes paste and noodles in the middle of your living room . You people .... Not so fast , I saw a pt in the ED a few weeks ago who was sent in by a chiropractor . The only weird part was that he sent the pt in after noticing she had a pinched nerve after reviewing a spine XR Dear god Patches . OP is Patches . Yup , lagging like hell here too I've certainly been suffering through dubstep WAY LONGER than 5 years , unfortunately . Yes if only the rest of the world was a monoracial utopia ... too bad Hitler lost . .... what's blue waffle ? Yeah , but that's pictures , not picture . In real life , we will all die in that roller coaster The fuck did you just say to me ? What he said , Jesus Christ take off that merc's . That sentinel ... Yes , because trans women aren't ' real women ' . Well , now I feel downright terrible for laughing . I don't think that's a woman , which is worse than odd eyebrows . * Looks at your flair * Are you saying I'm handicapped ? How young do you have to be to qualify as a new Mexican ? Oh God no , she'd be hideous . NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50 WITH .... PIZAZZ 403 forbidden Actually I have Fair enough Not until enough " Aye " are gathered . WTF , where is the story ? I read it an hour ago and now it's gone , what happened ? ! I'm full meta 3 fit “ It ’ s always better to * air * on the side of safety , ” he said . I still cant fucking wrap my mind around how this could happen ? There is only one way to respond to a false rape accusation .... make it true I mean , they have no problem taking their kids to the beach .... " semi realistic zombies " ITS THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER Curling in the squat rack Usually ... More pics of your wife ! Sexual . Well , I guess he still should get * some * credit for being smart enough to get the fuck out of Kurt Warner's way . Well , i am actually swedish / finnish Get a full cut not cool dude What do you want to know ? I remember asking you about it the first time you posted this ( you really thought that was 40 $ ? Why do I think that free range people are not using Atlas Van Lines to move to Portland ? Call it a hunch ... You smooth mother fucker Ok I listened and learned . Motherlover I seriously hope I don't get banned . I heard you get banned if you shared some of the hacked money to a friend . On a Toyota Fucking hell I said mild Is it wrong that I feel sorry for this person ? I imagine them growing up in a home where your health and ability to communicate effectively through words were valued so little , that they don't know any better . And as another slap in the face , after a life time of rejection resulting from their situation , somebody screen captured their sad attempt to fill the lonely hole in their life , and made fun of it on reddit . Uh required a mac in Graphic design ? Wait , what ? It says 3-5 players on the box . My copy sits unopened in its shrink-wrap , waiting for me to find that 3rd player . If I knew it could be played with only 2 , I'd have played it already ! Old trick that always works , unless the terminal app is the one that's crashing ( How long were you taking ? If you can't get it done in the time it takes to drop a deuce , * you don't do it during class * I think your racism is confusing the issue . The " towel heads " are actually Sihk , which is not Muslim . Though , it's not free of violence , it's philosophies tend to far less incendiary . If your going to be an insensitive racist asshole , at lease get your racial slurs right . I love how you ignore every other analogy and completely miss the point of the statement , rather than trying to make your own point . How dare I not admit to this being a grey area issue and not automatically side with you ! This is one of those pictures where you can't tell if they are making fun of themselves . When you show it off , it creates an awkward situation where they don't know if they should praise it , or laugh . And for that reason , I like it . It's been two weeks let's see if the bot is still alive I cannot imagine the pain felt from a Kam hit into the crotch area I suppose these would have been Lakers slots in past years .... I said it yesterday A fly The plot thickens . Why would that be ? I am a bad boy At least get him an awesome eye patch . Honestly the lights should just stay up until March 21st and not even be associated with Christmas , they should go up in October when they go on sale ... Maybe for you Ding ding ding . Worst trend ever I just lost faith in humanity Through the zipper , but why are you comparing tho ? Rub it in our faces why don't you . So it was " 1.5 or 2 " and became " 1.52 " ? Nui just shakes her head at Okami and keeps up with the It's meant to be fun , not a pro level competition Saw someone missing a gold and diamond pinky ring at walmart in an online classified . It was for a 6 month old . Lukewarm about him as a DC , too So THIS is what a real one looks like Your testicles are larger than mine La r di September ... wat C'mon ... someone else had to find this funny ! Jojo pose ( Please tell me that's dust Pearls for sex ? I really should have waited , lol . I already purchased it . I have a LITTLE bit of faith from Dice to give us what we paid for . And if they don't , well , I don't know . Irrelevant . Don't fucking joke at people getting hurt . ┌ ∩ ┐ My wife and I are also up in arms over that episode as well .... Because it was so terrible ! It felt like the writers weren't even trying I'm just as confused as you ... You're quicker than I So many implications ... > Two years ago he lost his job and his marriage fell apart . He struggles with alcoholism . So , he moved from Alabama to Portland for a fresh start . I don't get it , with all the fucked up shit we have here you hate being in the Southern hemisphere ? I hope you are a girl PM anything past this point . That front section looks like someone who is having a random boner cool username Silk scarves keep the hair manageable ? I guess that's why I see people wearing them all the time everywhere . " Revealed Science " Did you cause this Zuul ? I've got you tagged with Wow I'm shocked , unethical behaviour who would of thought . I have the same skepticism I dunno . You can read his Mod Monday reply to me , I considered replying to it but all I could think of was posting " Not gay , but I feel like my life would be easier if I were . Definitely have had more guys hit on me than girls in my life Pretty sure CreepySmileBot is a guy , add him to the list Hey hey , now ! My 2014 quest is to find something about BCN you don't know about You obviously don't live in a cold place , and if you do live in a cold place , you have never used one while it being cold .. Jar Jar Binks ? Bring back bombers decloaking each other . I was let go from one job because I was exactly 45 seconds late to clock in one day . Worse ! A white male atheist ! Why is it that everyone with glasses gets branded as a geek ? ! Of course ! I .. Knew ... That ..... " And we thought only vampires drank blood . " Oh really ? Tell me more Doctor . The rainbow levels in Mario 64 , F that place Uh . Oh . She noticed the eyes . Read that as " rape " I don't want to watch Providence and St Johns I don't know whether to be impressed or just exasperated . ლ ( I too suck as a dwarf . I actually go in specifically to play as a mob , usually . Except on Erebor . Apparently UIC doesn't teach which you're to use . ... that's the joke . Hmm ... whats / u / drunkenwanderer up to today He was a huge boon to the major decline in the 50s - 80s . Right ? I don't know what their offspring will look like , but it will give you 1000 dollars for one . News to me . Yeah , and no GTD . It's just so wrong .... Im not gonna sleep tonight Yeah that's definitely shit on the floor This one used to be " on the corner of 4th and Stewart , just south of the westlake center " Before they moved it ..... 20years ago if ( false ) To be fair , I doubt anyone testing the app had considered that you might want to change the volume at the end of the film / episode and the full screen can be closed with escape ... Hahaha too mean Ahahahahahaha , yeah either way I'd avoid the ACU . Then go replay them . So you saying women are " just naturally better at computers than men ... " Guys . Guys , make sure all all zelda , assassins creed , and battlefield posts go to * their own * subreddits okay ? r / gaming doesn't want your shit ! Oh wait , nevermind , because that's fucking retarded . You callin me a liar ! 1v1 me mato The EVGA decal is askew ... ( Thumbnail is furry porn These are toy parts . NOT your EDC . DOWNVOTED We change . ( This is the lesser of evil , my friend is a marine , and he tells me stories about these kids who act homeless and hungry and get the marines to give them food and candy , and later in the same day the same children throw rocks and grenades at the marines . Vegetarianism , Cyberpunk , LOTR , and Video games ... Guess I could have cleaned my room yesterday before taking pictures ... " Water vapor " It'd still be worth seeing , that username too though . Spanish - YES , we may have invented " siestas " but NO , we do not spend half the day sleeping on the couch touching our balls ... oh and by the way ! Stop doing the " Ándale , ándale ! ! ! " thing whenever I say I'm Spanish ... only Mexicans do that : " Same thing " ... I * love * the manta level , but those motherfuckin Cataquacks or whatever the hell they are ... Most of them were gifts from my teen years . Don't judge me Cat hair isn't the only thing she's addicted to eating He needs new friends just because they don't like the same movies ? Ugh ok man . You would know more then the guy that actually held it in his hands . That doesn't mean you can post it . Is that a portrait of the milkman ? Progasm Jr - " junior size , pro orgasms . " I think I will stick with tattoos That's the point . Why bose over ear heaphones ? your name . " It's the American thing to do " looks like this guy is going somewhere in life .... But seriously ... I'll kill her if it's punctured . It looks like it has been hot glued in place Goddamn it guys . Did you just call yourself a loose plan ? Pretty much yeah .... ლ ( yea its crazy . it like ... doesnt even fit on your foot ! I can feel your anus . So we have two teams who always make an exciting game and turn it into a freethrow shooting competition . I was thinking camekin . That's exactly how it should sound . It wasn't Tbh I usually end up upvoting anything that involves Taeng's tummy How am I suppose to find pawn shop owners seedy and contemptible if he keeps showing signs of integrity ! Damn him ! Or use a usb extension cable He doesn't need to say " hey I'm gonna kill you with this gun " he only needs to threaten you with it you fucking twat . Really ? After seeing your comment history ... Oh you're that guy . Damn , I definitely don't remember that . Damn , I definitely don't remember that . The same reason they pump out 8 kids , when they don't have enough food for themselves . Yeah but I could get saliva ... in my mouth Heh . The director and actors were going off their shit saying the martial arts was amazing . I'm dead serious It wouldn't be true god mode if they could , now would it . I think you mean " way to rip off thousands of actual photojournalists " I don't remember her ever saying that . Read my entire comment . Abhi devdas Hun No he's an alien . There is no such movie My priest feels me It's January Which has no correlation whatsoever to the ( Batman vs ) Superman movie , does it ? What is the function of the person inside the machine ? My Dad's favorite one ( he's been in practice for 30 + years in a rural area ) is vapo-rub . You can apparently smell it on a patient from across the room So would her butt hole Jesus dude , just trim it . Your hands look very soft for a guy Who cares ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ He forgot what deodorant was called , but okay Fantastic rebuttals . Poor Rajdeep How is collecting horse semen more legitimate than personal sexual relief ? I love these bots This is of disgusting Ask me to find out I just bought this book the other day What if his name is really Micheal but people kept spelling it Michael so he just kept going with that ? ... I know you As someone who starts pilot school on Monday ... Lol that made me laugh . Some dude kneeling watching your penis intensely . I know where you live ლ ( ಠ_ಠლ ) I like this ლ ( " ... although we really want it for the games and stuff . " And stuff eh .... Turning the knob upwards ... ( You missed a bit . Just asked 50SHADESOFPURPLE how the CBF metric was measured - apparently it's measured by the amount of time you've spent in a MAX ; according to 50 , every 30mins or so in a MAX = 1 CBF . Hence why Moist's CBF is so high . Dat MAX . ( When was Fuji first introduced ? I was dumbfounded that there's this really OP character all of a sudden . I have stock up on these whenever I travel overseas ... and I live next to the town where M & M's are made . Wait .. do you have 2 kayak's or did he bring his own kayak ? Of course they are , clown_penis_fart ... whoa someone just called every woman on this sub " probably unattractive " I'm not very knowledgable of part prices in the US ... sorry , from the UK where parts are significantly costlier . and Taiwan ? Heat the rig and dab your pants * You got a problem with the King ? * And speaking of affairs ; I just googled Major James Hewitt . Now I can't unsee the striking paternal similarity Then watch the recipe being made on YouTube you wank ... er ... oh that's right , no arms Every kid's show today . Yeah man it's like a full 90 ° turn Yes , and flushing a fish * immediately * ends their pain . I was leaving home the day after my birthday to move to another country for work , and my then boyfriend wrote me a full journal of reasons he loved me and other cute stuff , I was only allowed to read a page a day . It kept me going through that 1st month away from home . Pity he turned out to be a psycho in the end . Oh hai Matthew ! Easy way : copy and paste - On the owners pillow ... I feel like anyone smart enough to figure out time travel wouldn't have overlooked such simple principles as gravitational movements Banditry , KOS , spawn killing , general assholery , I can deal with , part of the game . It's the fucking ghosters that get to me . Even the initial combat logging seems benign in comparison . You want to play the game like a scared little scrote , fine . But proceeding to relocate on another server and pop up behind me is just ... ugh . The Star Wars prequels , please , particularly the first one FFS , Obama . NOW it's okay ? ? ? I want to know more about your life and why you know these things Where do you find this crazy stuff .. At first I saw a truck with a bunch of people ... Thought they were just going to be enslaved .... Then the pipe and the odd hole in the back and I was like ohhhhhh that's not good I'm wondering is this real LE ALL MY FEELS ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Read as " guys kissing and pissing " And you had a kid with this woman * * * The Last Airbender . * * * If you're not going to really care a lot about the rest of a show and focus on the bit which you don't even put in the final cut , don't touch it Shymalan ! Let someone else pick it up . Where's my muscular Tashigi ? You'd be better off with Mongols or some such . Had to look up priapus ...... You can't tame the savage soul . Do you live next door to me ? I don't see Haxe I keep getting timed out by the stupid comment maker warms . But your goddamn ears that's a woman ? Sorry down-voter , I should have said impressionist painting . my bad Maybe her cycle could be her survival technique . You know , like a squid shoots ink . But at age 6 though . She named her sons after 90210 characters The kid in the wheel chair's face . Not sure whether to laugh or be scared .. Someone made a bot for this ? Really ? Ok , who is it and why should I care ? How long ago was the crime committed ? Really , let's start a witch hunt . No mames . Es en serio tu pregunta ? lol to Kill the hungry to end hunger . Nice try , NSA . It's like saying video games are the reason for gun violence . Was I the only one that bothered to email them and bitch when they shrunk everyone's drive from 25 to 7 gigs ? It was pretty easy . " Potentially gamebreaking Yasuo Queen Arachnid " Dat is not that ... Ugh , my best friend's online boyfriend thinks the same thing . He's even nervous about her rooming with gay guy because " she might turn them straight " Im sorry i asked Twitch needs to get with the program and offer their VODs in HTML 5 . I understand they want the Flash DRM on their livestreams , but there is no reason to require it for watching videos It is . It's * always * a repost . Oh boy ... Lee Sin + Annie * * I repeat : Fapper her , can confirm . Hentai . Senpai . So Sega is secretly a masturbation console Yes , the lines will straighten out after healed . From most of the comments here , it seems as though this happens to nearly EVERYONE .. Which leads me to believe that this is not paranormal . $ 250 to start Still need an account though There's no way this could end badly . Oy oy , what century is this again ? The most wtf thing , other than the shorts , is that little piggy . :: retching sound :: My name is Ross I'm trying to send you a PM but I can't read the captcha on alienblue Image is to large to display on mobile device I'm gonna guess Wolf came up with that ... woohoo browns , my AFC team . ^ ^ why ^ ^ do ^ ^ i ^ ^ do ^ ^ this ^ ^ to ^ ^ myself ^ ^ Er der nogen der gider forklare hvad der foreg år ? Jeg kan ikke gennemskue hvad der startede bølgen af Danske AMA'er eller hvad pointen er Watching a movie with 100 cats sounds like heaven Jesus Christ , America ! All of these + The Bachelor and Pretty Little Liars We were talking about condoms Wouldn't the contraption just be known as a surface you can squat on ? The like ground ? Yes , yes you are . Somebody should have this as child entertainment at a funeral WHAT . THE . FUCK . Hey just throwing it out there randomly , if your a massive fagget just give me the look of disapproval , Interesting how we elected a conservative into power , and our politics are looking more and more like the United States . Does this not bother anybody ? Did you just say pantheon was from ancient rome and not Greece ? Don't go to Applebee's , either They gave us freckles facepaint 5-6 player changes catan quite a bit and not for the better if I remember correctly . ( Longer , clunkier ) When I first got Catan and wanted to invite more people to play I remember thinking the same thing and still think it's a rip off that 5-6 player isn't just in the seafarer box . That said I'm still quite keen to try out startrek catan , don't think I'll need to own it though . ... why the downvotes ? What are you " Mein Neffe ( 6 ) hat auch einen Angry Birds-Pullover , aber keine Ahnung was das überhaupt ist . Bei den Fünftklässlern an meiner Schule bin ich mir da allerdings nicht mehr so sicher . Diese Vögel übernehmen schleichend die ganze Welt . / r / animalporn I actually am gay and clicking around the site for awhile , I only got straight ads As a former catholic school attendee I don't know what you're talking about . I never went full retard like this Had completely forgotten that wrinkle in Bajoran society . ( Although you can make custom layouts with Iconoclasm if you know your way around a . plist . I had go edit a layout . plist once I realized Iconoclasm's 5x5 doesn't align with a 5 - icon dock ... on the iPad atleast . Chunks . Okay , so if you actually skip to the TL ;D R you picture some kid as an amputee . The microwave ? Hey mate I do not share my sheep , get your own ... wow I don't think I'm ready for that . Or black . I'm happy for you guys . The AC4 side objectives weren't too bad compared to other iterations . There were onle 2 or 3 that made me pull my hair out . And all of those were damn eavsdrop missions . There are no girls on the internet . That connect 5 in Machinarium . I don't make faces " Anything you can think of if great " . but ... that IS ... an Obama ... sticker ... > yes , all departments of the EU are tasked with olive oil distribution and produce classification ... > The fuck ? I'm not a terrorist . I'm black . / r / animalporn does actually exist . Head on over for a good time Which is funny because I specifically remember that tree that we used to get attacked at being right behind the green fences and playground of Granville boys But you just did . fuck it ( Ja , nu sagde du jo godt nok sjov … OT . why is Sex themed amusement rides ? you put your dishes into a washingmachine not in a dishwasher ? No , he's threatening you with a Ruger VR - ಠ_ಠ , often refered to as the Ruger ಠ_ಠ or just the You can relate to Ben ? ... You do realize that Ass rape ... soon t ( and OP is morgan_freemun i . e . God Thank you sir . 1 minute comment in 36 minute long episode . That would have to mean there's someone else there Dan , Webster , Nath Cool . I look at all my breasts ... of chicken huehuehuehuehue Stop that . I had really quick sex with a chicken I was preparing for dinner . I am a terrible person ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ My fleshlight I took the horn Dammit Booth , you really can't do * anything * can you ? Something tells me you support No Child Left Behind ... Black and yellow gloves ... yellow towel ... Read this as " Family losing weight .... boobs aren't getting smaller " . This article doesn't say anything about how Microsoft is going about removing the software but I'm assuming it's via windows defender ( formally security essentials and built into windows 8) or maybe windows update . Both of these can be disabled if you can't be bothered to look into what the malware definitions are . Now if I'm wrong and ms actually is backdooring into systems with no anti virus and updates disabled and making changes to the system then that is creepy and wrong but based on what I'm reading this title is highly sensationalized Oh god what a cliffhanger . Hit back . We listen to an intentionally aggressive form of music that gets to the root of the ugly parts of society . If you wanna watch safely do it from the back , and when the action gets too close , put your arm up or kick / swing back . The scene regulates itself , been this way for years . The hardstyle / toughguy what-have-you stuff ebbs and flows . I went to the link ... changes to comedycentral.ca * This guy * TLDR : some guys WILL stick their dick in crazy . It's been retconned to shit anyway , lose some bosses ( seriously , machine gun kid I become the greatest cat burglar who ever existed , targeting the wealthiest assholes on the planet and leaving nothing but a trail of origami raccoons . The Benadryl makes you drowsy , and being sleepy is a calming feeling ..... Thus it lowers your blood pressure . It's worked for me Your name I never said that I like how they conveniently skipped the pictures of the actual slaughter ... all the pictures show the already " sanitized " carcasses , no blood or mess . It's almost like the carcasses just materialize from thin air , already hanging from hooks , instead of being a living animal just a couple minutes ago ... dissociation much ? I went 5/5 before the season start , and got placed in Silver V . Went 5/5 when the season started and got placed in Bronze I Pepsi and Coke I just read nip ring and i was like : Dying behind a traffic jam of inexperienced climbers doesn't sound fun Computers :\ worst class ever , he doesn't even know how to teach └ ಠ_ಠ ┘ The unseen win is the deadliest Great , so it won't just be vampire porn . It'll be just vampires ... Cause that's something we haven't seen in a while . I know Ball Cleavage So if my iPhone is lost or stolen someone can control my desktop computer , too ? Since this episode has come out , I'm sure this is the most re-posted anime image . The reason you may have trouble finding it is that people delete their own posts when they realize they aren't doing well which leads to more people posting the same content and the vicious cycle continues . There's a few different story sequences where you can't fast travel , but none of them take that long to play through . I honestly don't remember which one Sequence 8-9 is , but you're probably 30-90 minutes ( at most ) worth of gameplay from being able to fast travel again . At least , as long as you don't get stuck on a mission type you're bad at ( ship stealth sections I AM LOOKING AT YOU redditor for 2 hours Wait . This didn't end in an argument ... are you sure we're on Reddit ? You can't give the dead second chances I don't know .. it just seem to derive from everything and the narrative was just so bleh .. and dont even mention the bugs " I don't know , * * you're * * guess is as good as mine . " Not this guy again how can you afford to spend $ 100k on internet money ? Well , don't take him to the lake right after a bath ? You and me both , just got a message they stopped my vps for mining . Well there goes that 6kh / s . Agreed . I'm a pretty kinky bastard and I've had quite a few guys ask me to fist them . I'm like , A bit confusing but random , apparently my body's logic is as I lose weight , breast-size must increase . You're fucking offensive . ┌ ∩ ┐ And constantly raising tuition while not increasing the quality of the instructors in proportion That ugly MUDAFUKA And bloody clots Completely understandable . Given the nature of the rest of the anime , it really built up for some sort of epic finale , and it didn't really deliver on the front of a ' thrilling ' ending . Light literally meanders away and dies . That's ... what it is about . I get some near my nipples This is posted above my desk at work . The running joke is that I'm such a Batman nerd and that this was probably me as a kid . Sometimes I look forward for a pimple just so I can pop it my bad . :( > amazon Ezra Levant ( It's working out great so far I have this feeling you made that edit in hopes you'd get gold I have two , and I actually used them both last night for the first time . The INA 2 ( purple ) was out of this world amazing , and definitely worth the price . The LYLA ( black with remote ) wouldn't pair wirelessly while we were out to dinner even though it worked fine several times in testing Is it really necessary to have this many I can't tell if this is snarky or not Correct , it's the little things for instance ... if one likes , say ... Hickorychips , and the other doesn't . 64 threads ... That'd be the scariest moment if that actually happened .... I love your expression in the right column / middle picture . They're all great , but that one is like : " Yeah , I'm fierce . A Blowjob . From Adalia Rose . What did I just watch ? I'm still not completely over that ... Who said we were going to send it to england ? From 14 stories ? Nah , they just inflated her back up . She's fine . How is that offensive ? Go test it out and come back with something or else . I thought that you meant Wi-Fi ( Goddamn , this entire thread confuses me Me too but on the right ... It could also be that it's just a split nipple Shit , you're ri--I mean ... We have no place for your logic here . I'm married to a ginger My home wifi is named " Stanley " My girlfriend and her roommate call it League of Losers and complain about the struggle " for girls " " emotional picture " " interacting with the experimenter " ... Isn't this basically the entire premise of the resolution ? Wait a second ... You took these before the doors opened ? Lyn Corbray and Ramsay Bolton Stop glaring oh yeah for sure , i almost field striped my SKS when i bought it . dude was like " stance was professional " Omg it's sleigh bells ... how has only one person said this Sounds like base jumping without the parachute HEY ! Yeah great that someone lost their livelihood isn't it . Don't really know you that well , but you're like a power user in the making every time a comment included You're too goddamn smart , when you and other smart people start talking together I feel so out of it . At first I At once ? Single experiment with no controls , not repeated , dubious connection with conclusions . OP's flair : " I'm seriously Friendly " Ha . Yes . As a non-smoker , I still disagree with you . The whole " but they'd be happier " argument is a dangerous thought process . Yes , let's just force our ideals on other people haha , I REALLY want tangy . She was one of my starters , but I stopped playing for about a week , during which she moved . You know , I loved the series ending included . I know all about it's ending and it's popularity in Japan . Can I get one post that includes it without you fucking downers trying to shit over everything ? I'm not fully convinced of cat lady status unless you had tons of pictures of them and you readily available on the internet . You're free to go . For now . When you hear someone singing a song you like but they don't know the lyrics and are mumbling half the song only knowing the chorus . I just How did you take this picture ? What the actual fuck , / r / Mindcrack ? - 11 for saying he likes it , despite all the other comments being practically the same thing ? The problem stems even further than that , Terrans have always hated TvP wince WOL especially in the lower leagues or diamond league especially because the late game battle is so much harder to execute on the Terran side of things but since pros can make it happen us players who play for fun are screwed and stuck with having to try and execute the end game like a pro needing 300apm which I can't do . Yeeeeeeeah . Don't worry , you aren't the only ones in the dark . 2:03 , he's pushing with a pull saw . We really mallard this thread . Fetch and ohgollygeewiz . Mormons This app does everything but block ads , including changing the quality to 320 ( Extreme ) when you first install it from BYA . In a forum post at sinfuliphone a developer said that future updates to SpotiuM will NOT block ads . Just know if anyone knows any other tweaks out there to block Spotify ads ? I checked Flex but I couldn't find anything . What were the farmers doing that was so interesting ? You should have watched the Tour in San Diego at the ... ohhh . I read that as " your friend owes you a blowjob then " and thought 15 people disagreed . How'd you find this . The things people do to get off That's a pretty dodgy looking foreign exchange counter they set you up next to in that photo . Was the photographer trying to take the piss ? Innaplopliate . ( Rook Of Dissaprovar ) My shitty HP laptop struggles to play games on medium , despite its almost 600 price tag . Oh , and also it gets so hot that my desk is marked . Do you live in igloos ... I still get asked that . Day Z ... What the actual fuck . I'm almost in tears . I'm gonna I'll myself . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The meow mix theme song . If you look closely , the shit's in the shape of a cat . Does ' So .. You can afford a quality DSLR , L Series glass , mini HD monitor , and external mic , but for some reason you skimp on your rig ? Not sure I follow your logic What a colorful culture Nice try , Solomon . # # # ^ bestvpnservice affiliate link # # # ^ bestvpnservice affiliate link # # # ^ bestvpnservice affiliate link # # # ^ bestvpnservice affiliate link # # # ^ bestvpnservice affiliate link # # # ^ bestvpnservice affiliate link # # # ^ bestvpnservice affiliate link # # # ^ bestvpnservice affiliate link Humans gave birth outside of hospitals for what , a million years ? Lots of people do it today , even . Why did this woman give birth like she was taking a shit in public ? This circlejerk not dead yet ? Perhaps it distorts the debate but there are social reasons for this as I understand . I saw a stat that 99 % of women use birth control in their life . That's 180-960 / year that a woman spends that her male counterpart doesn't . Over a 10yr period ( Every picture I've seen has the priests facing the protestors , not the police . I thought he didn't have his jaw at first I wouldn't Wow , I never realized the stone block texture was jeb's face . I suppose the tying the shoes part is but I work in an area that I generally refer to as a tourist trap so we also get a lot of tourists stopping randomly to take pictures of things that makes you look at them like And 5.56 has limited anti-tank capabilities What the ... hurrah for a disarmed population ! ... dat face As if yours was good ? Cheap healthcare ... with a side of rape ! I had to drive into Bastrop for work and it was treacherous as fuck . Very icy . Enjoy your snow day And L.Blanc confirmed today that they're negotiating . Someone's lying Hmm I seem to remember posting this in a comment yesterday . And I now just seen this And some say the gays would damage the " sanctity " of marriage . I only gained 1 pound according to last week's appointment and thought , " maybe since I'm at the end , not much more weight gain ! " Oh boy was I wrong . I'm 179 pounds .. I used to be 135 Is this a thing , now ? When I lay on my SO he says , " I'm a beach ! ! " Mfw when he kept first layer on top the whole time We all have a bad days . June 11 , 2012 ? The last one dives into your dick . 13 YEARS ... 12 YEARS ... 11 YEARS ... [ Carlos Pena's return , $ 7.5 million , . 197 BA . He's one of my favorite Rays of all time but the return was no bueno . Still , Pat the bat ( That GTR ... There were no winners ... only casualties I never quite remember when to use then or than Wtf ? ? So i can be immune to the electricity pulsing through my body from a taser by adrenaline ? TIL . Seems like you're getting rid of evidence 90 Minutes Enqu êtes is described as " basically Cops in French " . It is more like Dateline or 20/20 Not at all surprised , though she is due to have our kid in about 4 weeks so shame on all of you for looking ! That ..... that's crazy . And masturbate while I watch Watch it be PC only . Let's see some hands - who isn't using Adblock ? Ketchup . On a hot dog . duders I have to say that someone being arrested , and not even found guilty or convicted , isn't justice porn . My name is Blake and I've been hearing Ba-lock-a for months now . Fuck me this fucking gif is taking so FUCKING long to load on my STUPID FUCKING FUCK OF AN IPHONE ! ! ! ! That guy is actually pretty pervy " shit taxi " Once there are 3 spies , it doesn't matter anymore At first , I thought it was a blue condom . I'm not exactly sure what's going on here . Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Not sure if I want to know or not Who cares if its staged , real , or ....... Oh heyyy shirtless guy We'll I didn't decide for you . But one can really hope . Do you have Parallax disabled ? I cannot get my homescreen to be my blurred lockscreen background without it being zoomed in thanks to parallax But why does it look like it instantly gets sucked back in And even with 5d6 , you still end up rolling ~ 7 when you really need to hit hard If I recall , that's an * Arlington * problem This is weird . Dayz is one of the games I play as well . What does Spanese mean to you I have 8hrs of a night downtown that I'll never have back , I was told it was great though I didn't even realize it was a dog at first .... thought it was a kid on a leash . And while I'm at it I might as well tell you my social security number . You named your dog Demon ? Good luck with that . God damn unmarked major character death spoilers . well this is obvious . Riot wants you to play more games Cross country skiing . They say it's all about the grooming , but I'm a broad guy and it seems the popular size for tracks are developed for women and petite men . Never again ... > The bot is purposefully a little fuzzy on this due to the large number of people that can't find the bracket keys on their keyboards ... but you used your finger . Was it on Eximius ? ummm .... how ? I kept waiting and waiting for one to set the other on fire till I realized the gif had cycled through at least four times So , to make it even weirder , it gets mentioned a lot ? Those noises .. You have a kid ? Don't sell yourself short on knowing what to do with wood . I mean how else ... As far as I'm concerned ? No . all i can say is : ( Dude looks like a lady . Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Fucking nuts Shameless self plug Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number I read that as pube-lic . I have lamarcus aldridge in myteam , and you'd think he'd be a beast from the post . Nope . He's as good on the post as any other above-average PF . Misses shot by the basket that he'd never miss , its ridiculous how many easy shots he misses from there ! Also how is bledsoe silver and gortat gold With Druids ? " Yo ! Go in the woods ! " ಠ_ಠ u wot m8 Nen is all sorts of No ? How do you even ... ? WE CAN . They claimed the guy did a run with n-tane and was winterized ... I mean , I love Beelzebub as much as anyone , but ... $ 1500 for an EMT-B course ? ! Because my name is Susan , I hope That .. Looks fucking delicious ! I've never won a internet give away Read as fisting . Knew that one was " cuming " Maybe they love Yoshi I want to know what it is with Ligue 1 clubs and taking the mick out of us . PSG have done this a couple of times and Montpellier are insufferable despite bringing up the rear of a fairly poor ( outside the top 3 ) league . What's the opposite of wizard ? I want that tag . I love the down votes . Is it from the owners of these sites ? They're reporting stuff that's already been posted here anyways . Off they go , I say . Because an empty parking space is totally in need of protection ... Cows are female Her feet gross me out . Dem long toes . ... you tryin to say I got a goofy lookin nose ? My brain Sloppy puppy eater ? ! Well , at least Bangkok has gone through that during its Futsal World Cup 2012 . > I mean , I love Beelzebub as much as anyone , butt ... I meant just normal amount of men genitals bulge , but not like a constant erection . And I still got downvoted ... How many of the other decisions you made when you were 20 years old are you still beholden to ? Dude just told you your tears would turn him on more . It's a podcast reference . Lol no I just got back in to it yesterday and I was just trying to see different base designs then I deleted them all Asked him to homecoming . He said he would if it weren't for his mom making him go with his cousin . Enig , fuck hvor var det en rådden kamp . Jeg vidste allerede 4 min inde i første halvleg at den havde vi tabt . Yes . Do your own homework . She's lifting with her back Thanks ! The best common sense is following the label even if you can successfully clean it yourself , the risk vs reward may not be evenly balanced . But wait a second ... How can I trust you ? I once commented " I refuse to buy Battlefront or BF5 . I do not know them . I snapped the picture while on vacation in Tokyo before christmas . Playing ds in public is very common . People of all ages too ; saw several " older " ( 40-50 ) men and women playing on the subway . What do you mean hunting in public places ? Battle royale ( hunger games ) is not reality , even there World 2 doesn't seem to be full ... No dude it's another name for basalt . Our pitching staff apparently can't detect when our star closer is tipping his pitches . Why can't anything on the internet be new WHALES ARE AWESOME CREATURES & HUMANS SHOULD RESPECT THEM BY NOT KILLING THEM ! Japan , Norway and Iceland Still it takes two clicks just to play a song Not closed for staff . Kids get to have all the fun ! HANZAL YOU FUCK RIGHT OFF , WE'RE ALREADY WITHOUT HANK AND SANTO CLAUS . Another Atlantic Canadian here " Cube has 3 sides " But dat ass tho Is this for real ? Functional math meaning that Trig course I was forced to take senior year that I haven't used since then ? Yeah , that * definitely * helps me function better in my day-to-day life " just ask her why her toothbrush smells so bad " Paraplegics aren't something to laugh about How does one lose at this ? still boggles the mind that people take these fools seriously . i mean COME * ON * Squid person ? Needs boobs . Boob plate Did you scrub the pic or something ? Way blurry between her asscheeks Flavor saver . I remember seeing him in another thread a while ago that was about sexual fetishes or some people got on that topic ... Is that cat peeing on the wall ? ! Wait did we lose 3 billion people without me knowing ? Government MILF ? Mine won't make it past 0 - But the gas you get ... Holy shit I need a guitar teacher . Yeah I didn't notice mine until I dropped my wallet and it bounced underneath the car , I had steel showing on both rears--got em replaced the next day . I make a point to keep a better eye on them now yeah I guess since this show does not feature meth-powered muscle twink orgies at the club for at least three minutes of every episode I am guessing it wont get watched . Let's all look forward to even more quality entertainment like Latter Days 2 : Elders with Glitter on their Nipples Twitter fools think the crosshair is a propeller on the cow . Things only get funnier when you see them at different speeds and multiple angles . Tbh in the thumbnail I thought that was a pair of shorts with period blood on them . That's what happens when you're a girl . Took it apart to store it ? ? Why ? Whats wrong with a case ? . " Nasty Pig " Table manners . I will think you were born on a playground if you don't have table manners . Talking with your mouth full , slurping your drink / soup , chewing with your mouth open , and the one that drives me nuts - burping at the table - and I'm not talking like hiding a burp , or accidentally burping . I'm talking full out , pushing it out and proudly displaying it . Then blowing the gross stank air around after , thinking it's funny . He can share a cell with the bankers from HSBC that knowingly laundered money for Mexican drug cartels ... IF ANY WERE ARRESTED You have to um , get out a bit . So we should capture all wild birds and hold them in our hands ? No . * * I'm aware of the consequences on my Raid 0 . Would have been awesome if they went . I would have loved to see them on stage instead of Madonna Ina sherif outfit ^ ^ ^ ^ and ^ ^ ^ ^ a ^ ^ ^ ^ cane ^ ^ ^ The first time I see you in months and this is where I find you snooping " It's the size of a quarter and poisonous . " How is that funny ? I imagined a Suzuki Katana when you said Katana Cus you got dat look No im not This will stay blue Now I'm hungry . You're parents sound like pleasant people Dat play on words . You and your flair . misread that as mouthSwords ... Welcome to reddit I would have gifted her a falcon punch That doge isn't even a shibe . He's talking about his WIFI box ... not his router . Alright , thanks . Hopefully this Shibe can invest in something that mines more than 50 doge a day soon I'm personally looking forward to 5 months of pointless running by Sissoko and Ben Arfa constantly losing the ball More live eels . Was that English you were trying to reply in , or just I expected something completely different , and so did you . This needs context , OP . What did you do ? I'm not sure if that's better or worse than picking him up from behind and getting a face-full of asscrack That's not a " hot dog " Don't forget ' wake up now ' ( #WUN ) and verve and all that other bullshit That white would have hurt ... A lot ! As a woman , that sounds like a one-way ticket to a bad infection . Remember when they brought back the Jupiter range ? I'd slit their throats before they could get a word out . * * They know why . * * Needs to have You play 18 hours a day ? So you already made the judgement that it's a false accusation despite the fact no Human Rights Board / legal decision has been made ? NOT NOW , xkcd_transcriber bot ! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION Never again . Watched it with kids . Never again anybody who has broken a set of headphones off on an expensive device . How many times have you regurgitated a Kevin Bacon ? I remember taking a date to see that movie , but I don't remember seeing anything Masonic . I guess I wasn't paying too much attention . For the love fucking god . DO NOT DO THAT . But it's not funny I'd think that would be interesting . Sadly , I didn't have enough elective options to do that . They decided instead that I needed three months in a row of inpatient acute care . How about one not like the end of ME3 ? That'd be swell . Oh please no , I would miss Phreak's completely lame puns ლ ( " Another Exclusive Trollololol " Back in the day I bought a machete no problem but I needed an id to buy Diablo 2 That second sentence is on the same scale of annoyance as when a customer makes that stupid joke about how " I guess it's free , then " when their item doesn't have a tag / price . I wonder if Beyonce watched this before she decided to put the last challenger sample into her song about a break up . I think it's a race to see who posts these " What if " strips weekly . Umm . Why are they touching each other like that ? What a weirdo Socks .... Yes , but my friend who bought the tickets didn't check there Not available on mobile . Broken arms .. * cough * what ? Because he thinks it will piss me off . He's not even a Redditor , talks shit about Reddit all the time actually . Signed up for an account for no other reason but to downvote me . Please don't He didn't like a lot of the things I used to post online and decided to try to white knight anyone I had issues with online or IRL and it eventually led to this . Oh god , not Orlando ... Please . Ate there last month and got the shits within an hour ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) Lower Your Dongers ノ ( Why ? Do you have something to hide The mayor needs to eat a few of these . Yes ... swastika town ... Snow is a rarity and yet snow days are more plentiful than up north . Wait , so that drains the battery in 15 minutes ? ? What the heck My guess is it just searches for the dissapointed face ( Why do people do this shit ? Here that ladies , everything is fine and dandy here . No need to expect to get more money , that's no longer an issue . * * Not * * a Taylor Swift song . Damn it , I should have used this during the sale on Monday I can join you . If you're into that . why does the one ring to rule them all not affect you ? ? Maybe it's because you're spending too much time in it ... * * Machiavelli was not a turtle He didn't say anything Twitter fools are arguing that you can just fly and spectate into someone's base then / gamemode 0 . Curvedright - On and Off the field ... ... minced kangaroo ... ? The usernames . Sooner or later , people are going to stop wanting to converse with people who are named PENGUIN_ZYGOTE_CUM_DUMPSTER and analeakageinyourmouth . The oneupmanship here is just getting ridiculous . How much did you lose ? Exactly this . Why would you do that ... I think you forgot the type the last sentence Hmmmm , well , those still look pretty huge to me . I may try it , I do have a couple pairs of ' baggy-as-fuck ' jeans that fit pretty close to that ( my friends call them my period pants Thread directly below this has all the background info I wanted , thanks for making me scroll down HA ! It looks like they are participating in oral sex ! This deserves more up votes ... Who the fuck downvotes this ? ! Don't feed the racist trolls . Not falling for that one again ! Haha . Half a kid ? All of them . Is that where my external modem went you grabby bastard ? hopefully ........ what is that on her shirt ? Alien for Stallone , and Rocky for Schwarzenegger as an opponent . Roughly what I get as well - 1MBps . I live in a suburban area of Melbourne , and apparently this is acceptable . I'm not surprised by this , not surprised at all . You can't hide your feminine wiles from the snow giant . Okay . I've been avoiding them so far because I have too much makeup but you've convinced me that I need some Pumpkin and Poppy in my life . Thanks . Is it snappier now ? I think this article kind of agrees with what I've just said . I mean , is it going to make a noticeable difference if you put it on right before throwing it on a hot iron skillet ? IMO , hardly . I would like to think that I'd rather just salt after it's cooked , prior to me eating it if that was the case . The author of this article also uses a skillet for cooking meat .... " It is not the first time the YouTube star has been in deep water with the law . " Inline all the things ! Like ... Vag ? RIP Jorge What the actual fuck ! ' MRW when ' Pretty much a case of " Sorry I didn't want to get stabbed How dirty ? Those tits seem photoshopped . If I post something about mobile games I get blasted and called a casual .... Yep , clearly nintendo's only two options are to either stay the course , or literally become EA . Like DoorkMatter , speak for yourself ! Sweden reporting in , it's fucking * freeeeeeeeeezing * . Snow snow and - 10celsius . Though I don't mind too much , I missed winter during christmas " Hey , I think someone is cute , I KNOW , I'll post it in / r / funny " Romania , Paraguay , and Switzerland have a stronger league than us . / r / Eyebleach is my best friend after some of these posts " Testes satchel " I was referencing his user name ... It did ? Other customers who viewed this item viewed : A Practical Guide to Racism Not craft beer ? Telnet hotspot ? clear text ... telnet .... So ... much ... Looks like they forgot to account for their own biases Proven fact ; most violent crimes are committed by poor people . Thus , poor people are genetically inclined to be violent criminals . Solution ; sterilise the poor . As someone from Indiana , My roommate is one . He rooted for Creighton bball to shit on Nebraska when they played this year ( and they did . ) , then took off the blue shirt , had a red shirt underneath , and watched the bowl selection show . Do you realize the karma changes tru upvotes / downvotes I've seen this for about 5 years now . I have people on my feed all the time post this and say " I'm such a huge fan of this move " That is an excellent analogy ! Also it reminds me why I hate babysitting for a particular family ; when the kids start crying because they don't want to do something , their mom bribes them with candy . Waaait ... that's better than mine ... Demons souls , but no dark souls ( ´ ・ _ ・ ` ) that should bother you more So let me get this straight , we want to simultaneously loan out Holtby and get Nani and Berbatov ... Dat username I smoked 7 years and then quit using will power alone over a 6 week period . Heres how . The first quit lasted a week . The second quit lasted a month , The third quit was forever . Here is the secret . There is only one thing that works : Practice . You have to practice any skill to be good at it , right ? Well , quitting smoking is no exception .. You have to practice quitting smoking to be good at quitting smoking A bot made to post creepy smiles whenever someone makes a AP Varus vs Cassiopeia ಠ_ಠ Stone Enjoy by 12/12 / 12 ? This is a good question and needs an answer . Upvote this comment to find out why I felt happy , then I was The amount of pieces is on the front of the bag . Count them . Her name was " Sheila Crabtree " , and says her name sounds ugly . Wants to change " Sheila " to " Sexy " . Those MSU uniforms look like ours with the script Just because of that edit . Especially in landscape mode , it's impossible to reply , everytime I try the keyboard comes up but the reply window disappears off screen . My SO is exactly the same way . I don't know how to tell him that I'm going to cook for him when I can but I'm not his mother without making him feel bad , but ... He should . Loco moco ! Fucking savages , didn't even appreciate it I think you're gonna need this : Haha ! My thoughts exactly Maybe they just have really bad boogers . But ... but .. that's the wrong way . It has to be Oh oh , also you can make noodles and a white sauce Says Snapple_A_Day What the fuck is wrong with your penis OP ? My mother has three grandsons and a wardrobe FULL of baby girl clothes ... no pressure though That's really pathetic man , il rip it for you on Friday , please don't talk to me anymore though , the feels are too much You can travel to places that have that lowered to 17 , 16 , 15 or even 12 if you are into that No Nikola Tesla ? Shits messed up So , he's going to get bigger ? ... and you have a boner Plays ranked since season one , still silver 2 One more for good measure : Oh , I like it when I get Pokemon that are nicknamed ! As long as it's not something stupid ( looking at you , F4GG0T the Ditto from Wondertrade Injury does not equal death . OP you know what you are . Don't leave us * hanging * Wat ? Its like a ... GPS Not really a word but definitely I just spent four hours landing a rover on Gilly . Fuck yeah . Alien Blue just has a button for that . No other faces , symbols or anything , just this guy . They're ....... So ... so very * stiff * We seem to be at a stare off ... I intend to win it ! now that is a What ? " Harassers are no fun , they have no use " Really ? I've never liked them but now my bitterness is justified Australia you say spunk all the time on children's TV shows . DAE le ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ' Found ring ' ... Wearing it . Why is this not in an iPhone friendly background format ? no he's not at first i thought you were a guy , then you said same sex , then i got confused , then i continued to think you were a guy that was so bad with your relationship she turned lesbo , then at the end you are actually a girl , that went from lesbo to straight . ( well half-way ) . so many sudden twist Spend 75 bitcoin to * maybe * get back 100 bitcoin ... ITT : Down votes for not having a sense of humor about racism Cannot agree more . My daughter is a cheerleader and we had to search hard to find a team that wasn't all about belly shirts , thunderclapping , and twerking . I just noticed that this past summer . I suddenly realized I was hammered and wondered how it happened after X number of drinks , which I'd always been able to imbibe beforehand without getting shitty . The next morning I had that unpleasant adulthood realization : " I just can't drink like I used to . " Man this game looks great . It plays pretty great too . Aside from the fact that if theres a bridge , ledge , etc . It will break when you step on it . Eh , it was some advice > Fucking really ? comparing racism to a sexist word ? fuck this kitty Close your dust cover ! My flair right now I wish the right answer wasn't so far down this thread . Alcohol metabolizes to a stimulant ? COME ON people . At first I read : " My sister got with Wolf vs Goat's owner , Mauro . " And you don't get to judge with a name like that mister , he can use his ಠ_ಠ whenever he wants ಠ_ಠ She wanted the fucking gavy The scariest part about this is my name is Kevin . When will this go live ? ლ ( She's dating a racist . When I confronted her about it , her response was something along the lines of " He's not racist - he just doesn't like black people . " I was eating .... keyword was .... thanks I agree . Active radar missiles are definitely my definition of fun What is it dampened with ? Been singing this song in my head for the last hour ..... " jack ' n the box " ..... I almost thought you meant you've also had sex with your mom after breaking your arms . Why use this look $ 5000 CRT monitor Oh god ... I was watching Todd's reviews and YouTube recommend this video ... 9gag links på Reddit ... du er vidst ny her I like how you have so few titles you can actually name them , Linux probably has more titles than you ... LINUX . I don't want that to be true . Oh dear lord . Blue note on Wednesdays ! ! ! It's always HELLA bumpin . I must say though , it's so bumpin , I signed up around midnight this week and still hadnt gone by 1:30 Nice comeback . This happens to often . Books flight to Ontario , CA , google starts suggesting things to do in Toronto . I was shouting at my tv when Beagle went out there . Why not Johansson , or Carlson , or even damn Chimera ? Whyyyyyy I forgot to mention in my title that the bunny is a boy . Sorry about that . The funniest thing my 2 year old has done is replace every single word of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star with the word poop Thanks . Yeah , it's within the return period . I guess another one's going back . This is number 4 . The first had a digitizer ' black hole ' , the second would freeze and reboot a few times every hour , and the third had a really loose / spongy screen that made ' smacking ' noises and had GPU corruption . What are the chances the fifth time will be the charm ? not even ! I live by Union Landing . See you there Ohhh those crazy white people . I just automatically upvote these kinds of posts , just because I've come to expect something ridiculous . And 99 % of the time , it is . Like ......... really ? But .. Theres .. No spaces ... In mc usernames .... Yeah , this is horribly , horribly dangerous ... please don't do this . Applebee's appears high class ? that knife is actually pretty cheap I don't see what's funny about this at all . Pink snowman checking in Upvote me le ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's * Alderaan * , and show some respect , wee shanit sleemo > t ( ... what the fuck So many people are talking You have to take into account that the titans inside the wall are definitely smaller than the colossal titan so it is kinda impossible to know how many there are , I think we can agree though that there are * * A FUCKING LOT * * of them . * Now imagine if they break the walls * ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) not yet ノ ( There's a piece of software they call Photoshop . It edits images . Often times people think they're making art with it . Ancient repost . Moobs , life ruined , nice stab wounds . It's an old dusty one anyways , we wouldn't keep a nice one down there . Unless you're talking about the creepy music that could be played when the ghosts come to haunt me Will . Not . Cry . > 9gag links på Reddit ... du er vidst ny her In all seriousness , I'm waiting for Snowden to release info showing that all VMs allow backdoor access to the host . i was like " wtf urgot in diamond vs cait , get bullied to death probs " then Wrong reddit alt Stabbd I've been woken up multiple times on family vacations by the trailer rocking . That's not an easy image to push out of your head while you're trying to sleep . * * What the hell is Tsuchimikado doing outside of Academy City Whereas in the Faroe islands they murder dolphins for funzies They also tend to have Florans in underground sex dungeons Let's keep the oil moving on rail . Much safer and ideal to prevent future oil spills ... Are you sure it's okay to wear Packers colors in a MNDot Vehicle ? I can't believe my tax dollars are supporting this ! ! Why did you link us to a nonexistent subreddit ? Are you planning to start it ? 3rd pick late in the draft as well ... And yet no link to recipe or anything , you're batting 1,000 friend which nub ? Yes , because I woke him up when I heard the knocking . He saw her too and we both noped the freak out of sleeping the rest of the night . I can't even describe my reaction when I found out what docking really is . That's how things use to be with me and my girlfriend . Cause her dad did not trust me at all . Cause we had a little incident . We got caught This is not any class at all . Urm . You can use your junk for TouchID . I feel like this would backfire ... Think of all the obese people . Now ask yourself , is this WTF ? Things are distractingf ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ oh yes , of course , it might be Doronto , just like the Pitt was actually Pittstopia . " look at that beautiful little girl " how is that funny ? ( Put that away Cool story bro You didn't simply it at all Great . How would you know ? Then they shouldn't even be down there . Have some respect Does anyone have a version of this gif where their faces turn to Perfect boobs Don't know why I put tricycle when it's clearly a bicycle Lack of Red Tags .... Oh no ... I posted this a few hours ago Just remember to pull out . Some of us may want cereal . Then I wondered why so many people would take a picture of it and put it on the internet Humans ARE animals . And we are part of the environment , you idiot ! If we kill the planet , we kill ourselves . Are you totally fucking retarded ? ( I'm going to say , unequivocally , yes ! ) ( I had a dream last night that I was on a beach .... made of sugar . I ran away . Oh god .. > You should get a dog ... Well i'll end the joke here before it becomes dangerous " My apologies for saying this " ( Not the version I heard . What the hell I've never seen that GIF without the caption * " Somewhat retarded " * ( ಠ_ಠ ) I guess you could call them ... ( By the way , it stuff like this that makes them come down on other character actors at Disney . Yeah ... that was the joke ... I'm loving the question , and all the answers and everything … but this poem and your username … Have you ever seen godzilla's feet ? You're wrong . Broncos with only 40 less yards on offense ...... but down 30 points Looks at username If this is true then there goes my favorite past time wait ... wut ? Jesus Christ you are so lucky you didn't die from that . That clears everything up . I did this then it started doing it again I swear I've asked every server I go into , and I either get silence or a frustratingly useless joke answer ( " lol itz semen " ) . " Freedom tower " ? So far so good on that front . Now if only I can convince Mrs . Hamsters to let me build a mining farm . It's the 1940 ' s , cursive didn't need to be deciphered it was taught to all public school children as a complete and solid standard . And no , it's not pencil it's clearly marker pen , you can see the loop of ink . It's also written on cookie paper . Come on people , manuscript handwriting was a by-product of the 60 ' s . 8 million dollars . Pocket change really . Haha . Dam superbowl ... Now I have to wait another week . When my friends and I were playing a few versions back , we spawned on a planet with brain trees . When one of my friends saw them , he couldn't stop calling them ballsack trees . Do non-pros really do that ? play 10 mins like a robot and follow the exact build order . I'm just a diamond random players and I've never done anything like that . I don't even know how long a spawning pool takes to build , so what do I know Yeah , I usually make those kind of " " mistakes " " Yep , this seems to be with everything . It's gotten to the point that I just torrent everything to watch them in glorious HD without iPlayer claiming I have ' insufficient bandwidth " Have some class . At least offer him some money , a goat and her weight in chicken feed . Some girls are old fashioned . Goddamn it reddit ! Doesn't matter . After the steaming bag of shit that is AO , I won't be buying the next one . Imagine that . An artist using mathematics to make an image pleasing to the eye ... Good thing President Obama issued that order to close Guantanamo before this happened . Yeah I got confused that Wilson did the Gatorade dump while we were on offense I will bet a paycheck she's had a white person call her an illegal immigrant It's that " life goes on " that really makes me Don't forget about escort quests . * * Or * * , do . Do forget about them . I know I'd like to . But , those are just . actually you're right : O Mind = blown Wise buying it when it isn't made for your device ? Don't do it . And , of course , Romania's Oil Dockbutt .. ? One dickbutt eating another dickbutts face ? My wife calls it " Dork Fortress " ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ Jarnitro Guide Me ( ノ Not available on mobile No , but those are an instant panty dropper . They're just so Don't mean to hate , but he just looks creepy Imma bite you Redcoat . ( Why do you say that ? taliban = urban vandals That thumbnail . I don't know . I can't remember anything Be glad you didn't look . My SO got to see what I looked like on the inside during my c-section . This is the reaction I get whenever we talk about it : * * You should go back to the cave you came from , along with the Aarons that had the guts to breed you , even though they would never want you even if you were shiny It's only gonna get worse thanks to the realignment You seem shady as fuck ( Looks like you fucked up covering up a last name in one of your pics . Better clean up fast . Idgaf Russell has a ring ಠ_ ~ ~ It contains fibre glass in the tobacco to cut your gums . Legitimately . You would have to wonder why a family would be doing this ( dirty deed ) but still clicked it . Are you sure ? ? Way to be ... that one guy Why did we ever get rid of him ? Now paging / u / CreepySmileBot to help out your emoticon . She's hot and her tits don't look so bad but I cringed when she showed her ass . and your dog Well , that escalated ... at a fast pace . Same way as you write this : yes … . but Utd are playing Fulham whilst we are playing Bayern Munich Damn I didn't know I had so many cop kills . In my experience , Deathclaws where the least of my problems . Giant Radscorpions and cazadors though I Did Do you have Kannada installed at least ? Either way , Really ? ! ? ! ! Is this how I needed to start my day ? ! ! ! I see what you're trying to do here and I cannot let you rename the soda Appalachian Dew . Obsidia , stephen walking , going quantum and dat penguin dood out there Man , you took my " Thank you ! Although I done goofed . I forgot to use the coupon code Oh . I redact my " ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( All I know for sure is that my boyfriend is evil . He realized early on that I yawn whenever he does . Now he intentionally yawns so I will involuntarily . Over and over and over again .... He uses it to interrupt my arguments . Oh , I get it . It's like Walgreens sells drug . s That and your flair Cats do not express themself with their face And extra criminal charges and extra jail time have been proven to be * * so * * effective at reducing crime .... Wait , why we're you planning on fucking a 14 year-old .. ? I cracked the egg to find out it had two yolks ! " Best Boy Grip " We don't eat Shrimp in Australia , we eat prawns . I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF SOCIETY FORCING US TO LIVE UP TO THESE UNREALISTIC STANDARDS So did I He is home . Well ... fuck . Welcome to Facebook . I ... More like DON'T rag . > I guess when you gotta go , you gotta go . What is the font ? So Ken Ham gives a clear example of survival of the fittest ( blind cave fish ) as evidence against survival of the fittest . What the fuck is up with this Peggle shit anyway ? ? ? It's causing a rift in the clan man ... So we're finally getting Cas back next episode , but at what cost ? One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel , but that particular demon ? ... link ? And I'm the pillow To be clearer , I got this in response to an ad I posted where I stated that I was on a trip , and wanted to meet some guys to show me around town . I'm not sure why he thought that meant I was looking for a soulmate , or how he thought his whole " my muslim wife died of cancer , I ' chose ' wrong ' , " story was gonna win me over . Seriously , what the fuck ? If that's from a song , I'm sorry . What , ketchup ? I don't know what you guys call it , so I used tomato sauce just in case . Play realistically . You're cute , awesome to talk to when you do talk to me , lovely guy and dang , I wanna be an irl friend of yours . Awesome ! It gets pretty empty , usually just isi and I , plus guests . Me too , let's hold hands . * wet * I'm not sure if you're being facetious Anyone else cringe upon learning there's a " creation museum " ? ? What a hair-do ATM ? Groceries website ? This is most definitely not what I was expecting No , he did not do good . His trigger is exposed . There is a REASON why EVERY holster COVERS the trigger . This is wildly unsafe for him to wear . Just want to throw this out there ... I've got the same mod and after one awkward drop the 510 threads completely stripped out . Okay well I need 4 channels , what's that called ? Plural eyes exported the files with 4 channels , but I edited it with the 2 , so when I import the new files with the 4 channels it gives me a message saying there are more channels than the original . It can still import the files but it cuts it down to 2 channels . I need all four cause I'm giving it over to my sound guy on Monday . Sorry about the Hear hear Ah , yes , mods . Of course , why didn't I think of that ? You're joking , right ? You're hilarious " All Matthias did was play with her body as he was posing her up , but never fucked her not in the snatch , not in the pooper , not even in the mouth of that severed head " And in explorer ... wait a second Something seems odd with the time . ^ ^ ^ I think animals like this are the perfect example of evolution , but maybe even too perfect ? Haven't seen this since " Where did the exploding star come from ? " nice body , minus the head What were you doing with that cucumber ... seriously ? Holy shit that camera / lens combo is worth more than my car My guy is diabetic and has to be fed on a schedule , he will chase me around and claw and bite me if I'm a few minutes late feeding him . He actually woke me up this morning by jumping on my head and giving me love bites on my jaw Dat username That album cover " Role Playing Game Cards Stolen from Newington Store " Isn't that * weird ? ! * I remember reading Edgar Allen Poe and * The Tommyknockers * in * * * FIFTH GRADE * * * and no one looked at me askance . Nowadays I hear about some really stupid stuff being banned , like * Harry Potter * and I am like So much whitespace Cant see the pics on ipad I wish app makers wouldn't post fake reviews for their apps . Two separate reviewers using " not only " in consecutive reviews ? Seems legit . Do you need help ? I can offer my copy paste skills ; Why would you post that ? Yeah ... I'm sure you do . When Tibs reappears at the party , two Nens rush back in to dish out almighty punches . Tibs manages to bite his thumb , but at precisely the moment he summons Kong , he is struck in the shoulders by each of the Nens . With a great pooof there's suddenly a large summons that appears , effectively destroying the house that the party is being held in . Pixar knew how * * Superb * * the * * owls * * would be would be ? I see no * * owls * * in this picture if you stop playing when you're at the cap , you have a certain problem imo ... but regardless if you want to grind your score like that there will always be your BBLog rank , regardless of dlc They are when you're with me This much : The Aztec Empire was around for less than a century ? No puns . * * Yea . 17 year old 6foot 2 inch " child " I agree with your observation , any group with enough adherents will have a vocal minority who may be in that group for the wrong reasons and seek to have their ego massaged thus ruining the name of the entire group [ META ] After quick review , I see TWO engines . Simple mistake Why are you jumping to defend Miley Cyrus ? I imagine it's required in Madison but seeing as it is usually done piss-poor I question whether it's actually on the books This completely blows my mind , there are only 52 cards You're an ignorant cunt . Yea you're crazy , only one idea per person no repeats ... So ignorant having the same idea . You totally stole his idea man , come whisper in my ear , did you ? H ... How ? ! My daughter is 12 months old , and she * still * won't let me read to her . On one or two occasions , she didn't try to snatch the book out of my hand . It super sucks because I * WANT * to read to her , but * she * doesn't let me ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Cool photo , I wonder if I can just ask for free admission like they ask to use photos for free . > Holy shit that camera / lens combo is worth more than my car Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Use your fingers and press in the middle Do you mean Wow , the title really wasn't kidding They " may " be fictional ? When the One has games at 30FPS Sony fanboys go wild . But when one of their exclusives has only 30FPS , it's completely fine . > mfw i can le relate to this You're so right ! Such a scholar You really put in the time and effort to achieve those numbers without looking into this first ? Grandma had me pot her flowers one possible exception , i haven't played it , but i could see scout heli maybe getting crazy on xbone for the reasons you mention + the kinect cockpit freelook it's got ... because there's no pc trackIR support Not hard at all ... tl ;d r : Boss made a comment about a passing undergraduate , about wanting to " sample a piece of that " . Student heard , boss said the comment was in reference to my " delicious pie " . Hmm - - heading to NW DC this weekend . Why is this purple ? ? ! ! I am petrified of spiders . Maybe after we ban all those movies which graphically show people killing each other . Gotta love when you're browsing a completely unrelated subreddit and something like that pops up . # # # DA Butt Monkey ? ! Not likely . She's learning how to use illustrator so she won't need me . Supposedly I would be proud of her " mac " capabilities , hah . Don't you dare .. Every time he played for bayern he felt like part of it . He didn't make any mistakes and was very calm and safe and even showed a piece of his skill here and there . You might say that's because of the players around him but kirchhoff had the same chance and every time he had the ball on the pitch this was my face : Oh boy , I won't be able to make it , I'll be in Madrid at a MSFT event Creepy smile bot almost always gives me a smile . Probably they recieve hundreds or thousands of emails and they can't answer to all of them Those living conditions .. " Darling ...... Lose the attitude " Why does Cleveland do this to us ? So they keep your calipers warm while gently wicking sweat ? Not only the icons ! Also the lockscreen and such , thanks ! He made it to the bottom Ubuntu is based on Debian Nice dude , good to hear . Same kinda thing happening for me right now , not exactly the same but yeh good job edler wat r u doin Seriously ... why would you do that ? ! DON'T ENLARGE TO FULL RESOLUTION Don't be ridiculous .... ಠ_ಠ srsly guys , wtf is wrong with you ? you just spam the chat like some 10 yr old kids and don't give space for others to talk about the game ... you just spam pictures and talk * * * ... you ruin the chat ... that was not the suppose of the chat ... think about it and stop it ! I think the fancy tags reduce the worth It's a shame it's digital only , but hopefully it's not going to cost me £ 90 like the Japanese version did ಠ_ಠ srsly guys , wtf is wrong with you ? you just spam the chat like some 10 yr old kids and don't give space for others to talk about the game ... you just spam pictures and talk * * * ... you ruin the chat ... that was not the suppose of the chat ... think about it and stop it ! wat . Put back my CSS Try playing the Pyramid of Doom for a while . Those gargantuars are ridiculously hard to kill . You will use up your money on the 1200 coin swipe button . And that doesn't even kill them , just knocks them to the right of the field . The new 1400 coin snowball button just introduced is useless . It won't bother the gargantuars or the sarcophagus guy . And , somehow it is deemed to be worth more than the sweeper . Not sure if true . ಠ_ಠ srsly guys , wtf is wrong with you ? you just spam the chat like some 10 yr old kids and don't give space for others to talk about the game ... you just spam pictures and talk * * * ... you ruin the chat ... that was not the suppose of the chat ... think about it and stop it ! ಠ_ಠ srsly guys , wtf is wrong with you ? you just spam the chat like some 10 yr old kids and don't give space for others to talk about the game ... you just spam pictures and talk * * * ... you ruin the chat ... that was not the suppose of the chat ... think about it and stop it ! Fuck ... I have to got to bed soon With an ending like " inib " you should have known it was a tyrosine kinase inhibitor like Imatinib ( aka Gleevec , for Philadelphia chromosome t ( 9 ; 22 ) CML ) . I'd be concerned if you didn't know Imatinib by M4 " freedom of movement " - ... drug me I don't know how I feel about this That's a mantis shrimp An ex of about 2 years . We were really close in our relationship when we had it but we had a mutual breakup and I had moved on . I always just think back to the old times and wish I could talk about things that I cant do with my current boyfriend . Or maybe I just need to have an actual friend ... Your baby didn't grow at all in 29 years . Call the exorcist ! Get in pajamas > reddit / youtube / LegoStarWars for a hour or two > brush teeth > I remember you I used my vacation days to do exactly that . I got mad bed sores in a matter of days on my * vacation time * If aliens can create genetically engineered beings and traverse the interstellar gulf , then they can build fucking robots with inexhaustible power supplies . Holy shit . Am I the only person to think " this is why the constitution was written " . I'm not even from the us . But , the chiefs , did it really count The melting Jabba the Hutt above the puppy's head can't be unseen You're trying to teach the wrong person . ಠ_ಠ srsly guys , wtf is wrong with you ? you just spam the chat like some 10 yr old kids and don't give space for others to talk about the game ... you just spam pictures and talk * * * ... you ruin the chat ... that was not the suppose of the chat ... think about it and stop it ! I'm the same age as that game . I was talking about your user name . Lol right lol lol Putin selected the site . He said its his favorite vacation spot . There is something * very * unsettling about this bear ... I think it might be the bear boobs . Why should anyone , the Internet has declared here that Zac Efron's career is apparently over . I hate you . Read your name as genocideofcucumbers The uploader has not made this video available in your country . I really need some " new " shower curtains . Alkaline update broke A LOT of alkaline themes , and the dev just says they didn't make them according to the guidelines . But they did , you just decided to change the guidelines I remember the days when a Ghost could sneeze in my general direction and wipe out my entire army's shields and energy and 111 was basically unstoppable even if scouted ... Such design This is exactly the sort of thing someone trying to cover up conspiracies would say . It * logical * and * rational * . Sounds great , doesn't it ? Just the sort of thing one would believe . Especially when you have the gall to insult another's profession . Not just men ! How many times have you heard a woman complain " I just can't be friends with women . Too dramatic . " Who in their right mind thought these were good names for something you put on your food ? I just saw the original flags . What kind of treats are you giving your dog in the bathroom ? Bioshock Infinite is my second favorite game of all time ! Just Cause 2 has no place in my heart I waited 6 hours for something to happen and right when i clicked away I saw something move Until you have to have part of your colon removed .... Is ... Is Misha groping Shizune ? It's important to be thorough , m'boy . oh ok , i need to google the 10/22 s now I was thinking about doing that tonight , but with Tylenol . My stomach doesn't seem to like Ibuprofen anymore Go State ... How big do the holes required to get your arms through your t-shirt need to get before you realise you've gone too far ? Nice try , / u / herrcreeper 96 . I'm on to you ... Disaster draft ... But .... but ... But then I can't play the new COD . Put that table back , young lady ! ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( I hope they green light this ! , I really enjoyed pilot , want to know wtf is going on ! Last 2 min .... Can't leave a bro hanging like this ! Stop poking the sea creatures . ... Stop right there / r / retired Like a makeshift condom , congrats ! ( PROMISE US VERNE , WE NEED TO HEAR IT . So much Maple syrup reserve thieves . Directions for waffles ? [ dammit now im doing it ] ( / raritywhine ) Did you have to On my dick I could also tell his age by the * backwards smiley * Based off your username I'm doubtful you're really German ... ... right ? What the hell is wrong with you ? On that note , I've seen people freak out because there are ' chemicals ' in their food . Just revert this patch Hi-Rez you made Nemesis her clear worse and you didn't even try to nerf her.Now she can't be in solo lane anymore and has to be played in the jungle if you expect her to do something.You just made her weaker now . I is dissapoint The whole video is a fake . So at least Kos didn't pull him down , right ? There's some good news . Like polar bear , if you eat ii liver your skin fell How can a subjective question have a wrong answer ? DEM MEAT CURTAINS I read that wrong about as much as I wanted Dustin Diamond to " fight " Danny Bonaduce . Starfox for SNES . The graphics at the time were amazing , the game was super fun , and the alternate paths to Venom were hard enough that you really had to sink some time into the game to be able to complete it . Now if only Nintendo would make a WiiU version . And none of those on foot missions . I'm looking at you , Starfox Assault . > They should call him " The walking deux ex machina " . Used ? my son is 4 now and when we wrestle the fucker always chooses to be spiderman In Spanish Germany is Alemania Do not go to certain cities in the north of England . People * end * sentences with the word " like " . They only have a size seven , I think A good owner hires a GM that does not require a paycheck No problem at all . It was just unexpected . I definitely did one of these : * sugar Literally ? Oh yay , I get to replace this thought with that thought . Fantastic I just don't get why he had to take the chick peas to his computer desk . Or that she would make a two hour trip for a dinner that he is CURRENTLY cooking . Uh writes pls Suck a dick front runner PVP doesn't need storyline and in-depth gameplay I love the way your cat looks at you . Reminds me of this " I always turn it on before get into the shower ... Otherwise you get blasted by ice water right in the chest She's taken . He drank an Augustiner Helles in a Wei ßbierglas Apparently I'm that guy when my bro wants to blare his music on speaker and I tell him to get a pair of headphones . We have a stereo system at our house , and he will blast hip hop even when it's just the two of us . He says I'm elitist for not enjoying it . Anyone else catch this line in the article : “ It ’ s like solving a puzzle , ” said Nordby to the Norwegian website forskning.no . " That video loaded quicker than the damn GIF Couldn't happen to a nicer guy . I know right ? I showed this to my gf and she asked me where his gun is . I tried to explain and she just said lame and walked away . Ken Ham would down vote this Not a great idea , if you are wearing a skirt and there are guests below .. I am 18 now . Only in Battlefield ... Oh , the controversy ! Oh , the scandal ! I'm so sorry but when I first saw this Ad , I read it as : * * " Autist of the Day " * * You're Welcome ノ ( No you aren't ! I know because I am ... Dallas , Texas . the fuck are you talking about " You have a cute baby face " I think I may have just viewed something that's illegal in the UK . Great What's the problem g Yeah , let's stuff around with Linux for half an hour while trying to get Grandma's data back while she is nearly having a heart attack So .. that's a " fucked up " thing ? It happens . The more I play the more the luck will even out , it's just annoying to start that way . I always thought they sounded like * pterodactyls * . ( like I even know what pteros sound like lol my little brain huh ? i know how to research my queries when i need an answer , not cry to a thread demanding people to figure it out for me . guess my feeble mind couldn't comprehend the idiocracy displayed for something so trivial that could easily be googled . " Not sure if to down vote " Terran from Protoss ' point of view , should've been a small baby crying . Bulshitting or not .. he still made it to the front page . This will take me a week to create in Photoshop ( . jpg Their ears That was not a very Smart move I'm more concerned about that hockey jersey Your theory ? " Nate Bargatze , who's latest album is * * * Yelled at by a Clown * * * .... " You know what he meant What happened to half that woman That's probably what you got for being a prick boss Dude ... yeah man . that NECK is going to give me crazy boners for days , I'm sure Hello , I am a moderator . I now know your Username and can now ban your IP Address if someone didn't do it before . I hope you have another device . ┌ ∩ ┐ ( so you want to join a faction with all of powrs valuables ? So ... Can I " theoretically " make human bacon ? Yeah it's on the F ^ ( sometimes the R .... ^ Having worked retail for years I can almost guarantee that the cashier scrutinized it momentarily and the customer said " HEH HEH Just printed it today HAHAHA " MFW all that kush just lying beneath you all this time Now this comment made me want to play minecraft This is not WTF What the actual fuck did I just watch ? I read it as " You have already seen some people * * * from * * * the last time " and thought it was something about past lives ( Complaining about emotional appeal ( logical fallacy list linked above ) using emotional appeal Your spelling is punishable by death . Enjoy your downvotes That's not a squirrel and you can have a downvote . Buy a reusable canteen or BPA free bottle and a water filter , don't buy bottled water . AT ALL ... All this time i thought dexter had a laboratory .. Turns out it's a lavatory I read that as " porny " Not sure what the opposite of " That is not a white walker holy shit I love you ! ! ! Set it to a keyboard shortcut . When I type lofd ( random sequence I chose ) it auto replaces with If you google disapproval face you can copy it from the first link like so , " 2:24 " yeah hes a tasty puerto rican " Fucks GIFs take so fucking long to load I would expect nothing less from the driver of a Dodge Ram Just what I needed , a box of cheap trinkets and toys I don't care about every month ! And yet ... Dubstep . nope , one just spews spastic slurs at anyone in armor . while the group looks at him like Falcons have been known to eat other birds ... ESO has ruined another element of TES for me So ... they cheated on each other with " other people " online ... and then they each fell in love with their " online lovers " ... who turned out to be ... each other . But now they're divorcing ? Wrong Maybe she does lie Don't be obscene Stop following me ლ ( Seriously ? Dude ... If one of y'all sick freaks makes a fapping joke ... Either this is a setting for a blockbuster movie , or a really bad porno " They ( police and firefighters ) have been here for lockdowns , so the kids know them . " Where's the interrogation video where that one guy lagged through the wall ? " Download woman drinking piss " Dude , Erin's my niece . Smok wed . err day . lol I second that ! Your neighbor is probably a hell of a lot cooler than you , for not taking photos of you while you work outside . 5 hours remain , posted 4 hours ago , bidding ended 20 minutes ago . That's really elaborate for the Kingdom Hearts subreddit This looks like a PSA ... She's not a classmate of mine but I think she's in collage . My guy and I went out to dinner at the restaurant he used to work at before his night shift and he had his uniform on . ( He's an EMT ) The waitress ask him why he was still wearing it and he told her because he started at midnight , her response ' I didn't know ambulances ran that late ? ' Gets free beer , mostly Busch light He got you a laser removal groupon for Xmas ? Wow , he's a real charmer . I've seen that gif on reddit ... what has been seen cannot be unseen " You know how you occasionally wondered if people in the afterlife could see you masturbating ? Well ... I see that jeep up there . I see how it is . You probably also eat clean meat I need the protein I see where this is going YEAH JUST LIKE CABLE TV . FUCK THAT SHIT . There aren't any . The most disturbing part is he's 25 . I still up-voted you ... ... you heathen theatre talkers ! Please don't hire male bartender at " Brestaurant " How is this supposed to be funny in any way ? And it can't be your childhood if it came out in 2006 I guess when the new icon comes out I've been meaning to do it on my next playthrough , but that might take awhile . I lent my cousin my copy of Double Dash so he could play it , and it had my memory card in the case Torrent trackers are like hydra heads ... Kill one and 2 more appear ... They were supposed to be tails ... OOOooo OOOooo validate me too . ლ ( Did you just give me gold ? ... What does my dog think I am after I clean her anal glands then ? Ha , same thing happened to my sister . She stepped on it Random searches ... uh , isn't that a 4th Amendment violation ? Face Tattoo ? ! read the comments ლ ( The adjectives How shameless , posting your video three times under three different accounts . Is that how people are trying to break into Hollywood these days ? Almost searched Cydia for AskingSiri I never get any Philly , represent . Oh you lucky bastard . Dat resolution ... So wait ... * you paid * Bohemia Interactive * so that they'd let you help them test their game while it's in development . * Now you come here and post this .. " group poop " You got I buddy Viona Harrer , you can block my cock anyti - wait My eyes hurt . You sir , are an idiot . A bunch of overly meaty men with dildos ... My wife works for CTL . Our service with them * sucked * for 1 month , then 1 & 1/2 months later . For some REALLY ODD COMPLETELY UNKNOWABLE REASON ( obligatory look of disapproval : I tried reading that You can't understand a dab cough until you've experienced a dab cough Voting for Ryuuhei I agree it is over priced LOL . JW blue is not that great of whiskey and it is a terrible value . I never stated it was piss though . For a blend it is a nice whiskey at a terrible price . In many countries it is nothing more than a status symbol ( I'm looking at you Japan Not the bad one though NO . We are not getting into the New U station canon argument again . The whole 2003 roster * * wow , 9 questions answered * * > Have a little faith in the mods running this place I read that as rectum . I'll never have sex again Well , her parents won't give her legal consent .. I FUCKING LOVE THIS STICK ! This man just won gold ..... Reddit gold ... She's nothing like Vauban . Who is the artist on this beaut ? What was the point to that Why did I read " Goat Stimulator " That was so unexpected that other words besides " lol wtf " just can't describe the situation I've brought enough forge world to know about their customer service ( buying FW in NZ is normally about the same price as buying equivalent plastic kits here in store , including shipping Yeah , you might have just given the car the kick it needed to go over the edge ... Which Distro do not recognize this command I can use Dragon to turn my PC off , but I can't use it to turn it on . If you have FYE around you give that a try . It's where I got mine . At first , I read that as " Flappy * Bran * " Because * * fuck * * your cupcaces , * that's * why .. Username . Glad I went to shat instead of dungeons ... Well poop . guess I gotta start from scratch ...... " Super round shit " Dear god This is just .... GMG had a 25 % off deal ? Dammit , just dumped 80 bucks on the DC edition this morning I just found my first door with the compass . I accidentally mashed Up twice on the door . I entered , immediately left , and couldn't reenter . Ok fine , but that is really besides the point isn't it ? The point is Samuel l jackson was being an asshole , if you cant see why , perhaps it may be because you might also be an asshole . Assholes tend to be cool with asshole behavior , especially if the asshole behavior comes from a popular , famous , or influential asshole . Feel free to needlessly respond once again with some more asshole comments , because that's what an asshole would do . Asshole . As a very shy 14 year oldI cannot relate to the first frame but I can relate to the second frame I know . Better than laughing in the future ... where you already know why you shouldn't be laughing . All I want to know is will you be making new wagers * " No ! You leave some for other people ! Careful , you don't want to pirate books . It gave an image link 2BOOBS is better than one BOOBS ... wait what did I just say I get this message on my ATV 2 ... Can't install nitoTV or any other jailbreak app bcs of it . My girlfriend stopped me at these posts and asked me how I can read Japanese . Christmas . 100GB download limit ( Yeahhhh , but at 1000 Tentacools for every 1 Tentacruel is it really worth it Or the kids who burp ... or lick your ear ... or suck your earlobe ... or maybe even more ... Dad ? Man up JayJay Editors of the Guardian were forced to destroy information Snowden gave them ... I guess it's satisfactory Hey now this is a confession thread ... This is a fun confession thread ... don't be mean ... This is a fun confession thread don't be mean ... i am . 16w + 2 today , and without realizing it I feel better ! I had a rough first trimester but I guess I didn't even notice that I no longer feel like a bag of assholes all the time . Score ! I do feel like I'm huge for 16 weeks though , I've already started getting comments about how big my belly is This truely sucks , and a question please to every one of us , As our freedom and rights are being taken away , why can't people speak for themselves . It's feels so bad to hear these news thesedays . Feels like those ( Illuminati ) days are really coming . ಠ_ಠ Nice typo . Jesus fucking christ Oh gods I hope my family doesn't see it . Comic sans ? Get your kids fucking vaccinated people . Science + God = I thought you was talking about an actual penis for a second . Source ? Oh wait . You don't have any . OP used confuse ray ! It's super effective ! I was born in Meade , went to kindergarten in Liberal , but moved to Colby . I dig it when I see little kansas towns mentioned on Reddit . Too bad every time I see a Colby reference , it's not dedicated to my " home town " Do you know what their record is on other issues such as foreign policy , environmental issues , welfare , job creation , ect ? I know I tend to hear a lot about the big button issues , but I have no idea how they are voting on other issues . Unfortunately its not helped when I send them a letter about a DoD issue and they send me back a letter on Obamacare ... I'm sure ppl will just call it op . Both feet to ? I wish I was a hero . I'm still waiting on that album . Thanks for reposting , I was looking all over for this so I can talk dirty to my ... Never mind How did you get that nickname ? doing the AMA wouldn't be the only thing that is hard . How the fuck did the white stuff get on the mirror WHAT THE FUCK Under the threat of death . I love it too . Was the reason I broke up with my bf years ago - people kept believing we were sister and brother . One of my best friends and pretty much a bro to me today . And better that way This question again . Good . Writing in capslock and being an ass online will really help with meditation " Remove this item before continuing ... Item removed from bagging area . Please wait for assistance . " Yeah , 50 % of $ 50 is $ 20 . ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( And the Netherlands are American . For sure thank good find , that one confirms my suspicions of using burnt umber and burnt sienna for washes , I think I'll go in stages , practice on a blood letter , then paint a FW khorne daemon prince then the bloodthirster . With oil paints I suspect I'll get around to that third stage by 2016 If Hollywood has taught us anything ... even the lightest tap and an automobile will just combust ... everyone knows that ... What do you think I am , Russian ah ok , don't know how many ricers I had to put up with in last year in High school . Had one pull up to me while I was in a turn lane and started revving and took off when the light turned green all while I am sitting there thinking " What do you want me to I am turning wow . Looks normal to me ... Oh you're in a jk ? At first I thought you said cousin sweet love Do you or play Souls games ? Or is it nick ? ( Or * are * you nick ? 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I promptly parked it back on top of this hill and it still looked like this Yeah that's why you have no time to post useless bullshit on reddit Official Troll Some people will never be happy . There's another thread where someone was complaining that since there are a bunch of cars we can get for free that Rockstar should have to give us more garage space . Okay great , so they're giving us stuff we wanted , and instead of saying thanks and being grateful , we demand more . same for DmC ... I guess dante ' style ' is more important than the gameplay / everything else . Just realized what you did there , cannot believe I still fall for this one . This was both educational and disgusting at the same time . I like you . I think . I was wondering why my post wasn't showing up . why not just get some tissues Would you believe I got it to work again by pressing hard on the screen and trying to scroll .. so just recycle your gains If you give this task to TRay , the NC Infiltrator gets a lumifiber bra . ( And why would you google that ? When we decide to clean up the house we choose what eatch one of us wants to do . If I vacume he wound wash the toilets . Well here comes the tricky part ..... I assume that cleaning the toilet means washing the sink , table area , mirror , dusting the shelves and washing the toilet bowl inside and out . For my SO washing the toilet means fashing the toilet bowl , inside . Period ! Yeah .. this dude is a white belt . I never meant to give the impression that I was criticizing Titanfall , or that I wouldn't be playing it because it is somehow " inferior " to other games in any way . Thanks for not being a dick about that . My dog ate half of a bar of Dove soap last night . Can't wait to see what flies / bubbles out her ass today . Can't remember where I read it but the kid that jacked off underwater and his intestines got sucked up in the drain THEY ALSO LIKE BRINGING UP THE FUTURE Yeah but it's * sexy * ' losing control of your bowels ' not * gross * ' losing control of your bowels ' That dude's face near the end . Looks like the opposite of this face Never again ! Milk and chinese food . * * And he doesn't sound sorry Yup , I can't think of a single bad think happening with gunmen in Norway happening recently So you didn't read the other articles or read anything else I said about Stanford . Yeah , you're the only person on reddit who thinks cops have to follow the law ... Might want to check your facts , Brazil has a commission . If they don't Paul Harris is gonna be pissed . You don't say ................ Thanks for sharing I remember when people demanded you have a relic * before * the Titan HM fight . You're suppose to stop once you feel resistance User name is crustygarbagepanties .... Eating her own vaginal discharge ..... ' ' if you have any love photos ' ' God damn it Matt VLC ... i'm looking at you Yeah , I once told a guy who was talking to a friend of mine that I understood a reference to the show . I didn't know him but he started messaging me calling me Robin and talking with at least one reference per text and pictures of Barney saying " treu story " Oh damn ! On my phone the image is so large all I could see at first was a knife and two razors next to a wet towel . Then I saw it .. Im worried for your orifices . Can u send me the . deb file ? zsm 1703 @163 . com Couldn't put on a decent shirt > mfw he just memed le entire audience When I initially read it , I thought Dark Souls gave you a boner . Redditor for 10 hours . So . Much . Hate . > But then again he also said that humans have a bone in their penis that's how you get an erection . I'm excited to see him run , he's a good man with great ideas . Now , let's figure out how ... To .... Destroy him It's the entire Bay Area . So many cultures and so many rude / inconsiderate people . Since moving here I've been coughed on soooooo many times , and not to be nationalistic or insensitive or something , but they always seem to be Asian / south asian . I love how they look at the homeless with derision , and give sideways looks to everyone else AND have zero manners . Nope , messed that up ! How embarrassing ! The last three are Ireland , Russia , Oman . Not Italy turkey and Greece . I just woke up ... don't give up on me yet , I can Do this ! So you love dead bodies ... But we HAVE to get them to Disneyland ! " Common white girl " ... " The good one " the fuji xe2 has phase detection . ... everything ? Nice box . Screenshot of a screenshot of a tweet Does she think she looks pretty ? My boss did something similar ... and now I'm in the Army With a username like that Okay but it isn't in Delaware ... The hell ? ! What's with this song's lyrics ? Seriously , though . ಠ_ಠ " My television is 2K " " Hey baby , I hope you enjoyed your date with Cadet man . Now it's time to party like it's 1930 . Don't mind my giant PVC pipe while we re : Cord through this glass darkly . " I know it was a joke . thanks for sharing What if u run into a gate camp ? 20frigs plus a nasty sabre ? It happened to me before . [ It'd be better if Kai responded * Kai glares at Tanyu * * Gaaaah ! * Well thanks a lot for reminding me about those Holy generalizations mine still froze a couple of times , after the update . Ohio ? It's not " LEGOs " Hilarious Op I was lucky enough to catch some food poisoning . The toilet is my valentine tonight . Once I read old school I thought he is probably a control freak and YUP sure enough . Can't go out , must take my last name , must want to have children . Control freak , full of himself , douchebag sigh ... Crashes iPad every time I load it . Reported , enjoy mute . It isn't there Pretty mad neither me nor Christmas / Vexx were mentioned . Gee , what wondeful help you've given me ^ ( for getting the map on the cloth backed vinyl paper . ) You're a gentleman , and a scholar ... Dat username I'd have been worried that he'd shiv someone while they were sleeping . Hopefully the doors had locks . You mean all people with Asperger's aren't sociopaths ? So you just wanted to brag I don't want to live on this planet anymore . Thank you : 3 . Someone named creepysmilebot just went on the main RP . Whenever you post this face : Boys are so gross I loved that if my quest was to kill X bad guys , I could just help other people kill . There was no need to compete PVE . Ground loot quests though Haha yeah hilarious People . Why ... Why did she keep losing her clothes ... I saw a Russian tigerstripe dipped AMD - 65 last weekend . I almost cried . 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Doing high laps would probably be the only way to get a legit one nowadays I think he just don't wanna confess to have done it I believe it's currently bugged . Several threads on dev threads , might just be taking them a while to fix . And DT corruption is a good area effect I can confirm this . The teddy bear in this picture is either a phony , or an anomaly of nature . You know ... that's what chodes usually say when they are guilty as shit .. I'm onto you . Fucking disgusting Someone has to keep the terran hope alive Are you detaining me officer No , he had 2 ... in the hand ... and on the wall ... and what the fuck OP ? Oh I also just got an Evenflow Symphony because I have a small car ( Audi A3 ) but was also looking at a radian diono . Both will last the longest when it comes to car seats because of how fast these guys are growing ( they go from rear facing to front facing ) . Neither are cheap though . Jessica Lange ... 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Who let you out of your cage ? * * I've lied and called in sick , then when I come back the next day people around the office say " yeah , you weren't looking so good the other day ... you look much better now . " So it would come into play with two piles of different counters on it ? I heard that from people until I was almost 30 and had 2 kids ... How did she remove his pants without removing the bottom of his uniform ? Narcotics Prescription Regulations ? Christ . Wat . I wish I lived anywhere near a Jack in the Box or Hardees / Carls Jr . Stupid Northeast Not in the Naked Gun sense , I hope . And if he isn't the " performer " then verbal high-fives abound . I couldn't talk to another man whilst dicking . This bot has way more karma than me and has only been around for 3 months I can see why . He died as he lived , in his house You'll get me next time Which lips ? I almost received reddit silver once .... Can someone maybe code a bot that replies , " No . " What does he mean by a horse ? Like to ride one ? But I thought that was obvious . Own one ? Oh ... wait ... Come on now ... family friendly sub 26 and raining , then snowing , then sleeting , then big globs of slush will start falling from the sky , then it will be - 6 and it will all turn to ice Jealous . All my bills just instantly doubled and * surprise * my income did not . Don't know why you're getting down voted , but I feel like this subreddit is biased against iPads ... He's actually suing to prevent a water tower / dispensery ... It hasn't much if anything to do with fracking Ok BROCK ! You are right . As a grown man and fellow rider I feel bad that I never really understood " no fault " clause with FL . Lived there for four years too ... It's getting out of control here . Our snacks aren't even safe anymore . Lol - so many edits . What's wrong with that 12am PST and no DLC . Nice try , Mom ! But somehow , if you don't give a shit about women hard enough , some women will flock to you . I do and if you'd fucking google it you'd see it too I even gave you a godamn thread . This is why you will never achieve real buds . I know it kills you inside to be critiqued . So why did you even post your shitty airy and Stretchy buds anyways . Yeesh . Eat a dick son ! You say cop , but your username says " medic 23 " . Por este tipo de cosas a veces no comprendo a la sociedad mexicana ( algunas partes de ella pues ) . Primero se muestra un gran apoyo a los movimientos por la no violencia , contra el secuestro y narco , uni ón ante desastres naturales y dem ás ; luego una marcha de estas And a strip-mined mountain now I want some In-n-Out .. but FFS they're not in WA state ( Why is your name a swastika ? 5 minutes in ... Elsa and Anna still 10 years old ... I read that article and I was like Buying fireworks in pennsylvania . Dont get me wrong they sell them , but not to people who live in Pennsylvania what about a smaller bucket ? That's funny because all of your points seem to come straight from biased media with no real life experience . Underwear ....... shit storm ...... People actually send him those things ? ? ? It's in Maryvale . Close to where I live . I have yet to see any wild Chihuahua packs DB first ! You know you are talking to your own brain right At least , it's more accurate than " cousins " . And this clip assured me once again that NA dub is just ... meh . That squeaking annoying voice ಠ_ಠ just ... just ... Hey , is this som sort of racial thing ? ? what kind of work are you looking for ? price range . pet friendly places are really tough to find and expensive , you're looking at probably 1k a month at least for a 2 bedroom but for a little more , you can get a house and might be able to have the pets . The job market here is really good though . everyone's hiring . in fact , most places cant keep enough people staffed , so they're desperate . which kind of sucks , ( I'M LOOKING AT YOU TACO BELL Only the dead can know peace from such evil ... ( I would hope not Even though no one in this thread discussed the contents of it " grow lab meats " ... It's like 15 $ for 3 months worth . Kidney pain ? Do some research please I wish I could sell tacos ! I'd be eating them too ! But too much food regulation crap that I don't want to deal with . I didn't even realize he meant F2P until your comment . He is He who ignited the Big Bang ? My character is a multi-millionaire , and yet he can't rent a second garage . Pre reference acknowledgement : What the fuck is going on here ... I love masks , but sometimes they have the most awkward cut outs . Some will fit my mouth and nose perfectly but have the thinnest eye slits ever mfw you quote me as an ancap Dude .. I love this ! My friend was asking about it and no matter how I tried to clarify her comments came off as " I'll get people to give me stuff " I'll um , try that later . I've heard rumors about this . Have you filled at Costco ? The price is still heavy but I'd feel safer purchasing from Costco than online Some people kicked from a server when I was Scout because I kept dying . They asked why I hadn't collected every . Single . Credit . One said that I should learn to Scout before a scout decides to scout a scout . I have lived in Louisiana my whole life and I never knew this . This is the most condescending shitty comment I've seen all day . Don't discourage democracy . Snoo cash or On and off for 4 years ... I didn't until you pointed them out to me ... Same with every other coin . No beer for me tonight , damn work in the morning . I'll be drinking Tim Hortons coffee as my Canadian way of playing the drinking game . Maybe I'll win at rollup this way ... But probably not Southern hospitality is a front . Ppl judge others the same way everywhere you go . That being said , southern areas of the United States do have amazing aspects just like the northern parts can be really shitty and bigoted . You must agree though , people from European countries tend to poke fun at the American south because their culture is more different than the stereotypical south compared to the stereotypical north ... But seriously bro , ZLOLZ 10 out of 10 for passion . Sorry to have angered you . MERICA ! He's a down vote troll . But thanks for being such a cool person ! I was like that on Tuesday as I seen UPS pass my house TWICE and didn't drop off my kicks till after 4 " I decided that the new option to disable to the HUD ... " " the new option " " new " How much of the Souls series did you say you've played again ? ಠ_ಠ ... just ITT : not old people It's like a nest of tarantulas Youll never forget making a secret base with your bros . ever What did I just read ? THAT was cricial info OP Kashim ran into the whelps . If we don't get a response on how well it went I will ban you . I think it might be ノ ( No , but I dont see how my hands can warm up the phone because it's pretty hard using it while deathgripping it because you acces to screen Why are you guys even upvoting this And that with all the attention to the tiniest detail and perfection were are expecting from the Japanese . What do you mean , * for children ? * " That guy " is Richard Wagner Were you in my game ? Your boyfriend figured out the secret to motivating your partner to go to the gym : behave like an immature , demanding , disrespectful jackass and insult them USA # 1 ? He is the " Dragon " after all . Now re-attach it Did you even have time to read the damn thing before getting an idea ? john travolta in drag y u no remove name ? ! ლ ( the conspiracy post ‎ 2 hours later and my elbow hurts ... Vi kanske kan lägga på sån där glaskupa på som dom gör över Springfield i Simpsons the movie I've been spectating your life . No seatbelt I had to put up an entire fence line by myself with a hammer , a box of nails , and a post hole digger ... I work at a gas station . As a person who destroys screens who happens to be a teenager : I know i find this remark highly insensitive . Okay bye People really don't bother to read . It's kinda painful to watch , who let them debut Hahaha ... sure there are different degrees of ruining a child's life . Yeah , no . My dear mother who birthed a couple kids dropped this bomb on me last year . I was taking an anatomy class and she saw my book and shyly came up and asked me where her urethra was . Dot worry OP . I'll be here for you on the cake day that really matters . I won't forget you OP . Spiderman probably couldn't dodge Wonder Woman bro They are In Olivette . St Louis city ends at Skinker . For a city that picks and chooses when to include something in the words " Saint Louis " or not . This should be pretty clear cut Something about a Jolly Rancher or Doritos Yeah , just look at World War One . Or World War Two . No similarities there , what could possibly go wrong ? .. because of the Leona , right ? Since Swagbucks is a common beer money site , you are not supposed to put your referral link into the text . It's the first rule on the sidebar I'm also from Vestlandet , but have never heard of fish for dessert What's number two ? Is this a thing ? Getting diarrhea from ice cream ? i m not sure what to do with this piece of information ... I think I looked at the wrong comment ( I don't know where you're pulling all this from . LOST ended the moment Juliette detonated jughead in the 1970s . That was the end of the series . Please tell me your girl friend is not your cousin I was 12 and rode the Predator ( a wooden coaster at Darien Lake ) and I had my mouth open during a drop . The drop went up sharply into another hill which made my mouth slam shut causing me to bite THROUGH my tongue . My one tooth went all the way through my tongue and holy fuck did that hurt . My dad was riding next to me laughing and I looked over to him with blood oozing out of my mouth . He quickly went from :D to We need a new tag : ~ ~ NSFP Not safe for penis ... that first one . :( ~ ~ * * NSFE Not Safe For Everyone ! * * Did someone get their clit ripped off and why does everyone want to remove their penis ? Damn kids and these stupid fads . But ... I don't ... I don't have .... No ..... LEAVE ME ALONE . Why do I get a fetish of this Gross and Woods ... The guy in the middle looks like Nicholas Cage You fuck bacon ? Great , now I'll know those things FOREVER . Welcome to the Republican party , son . Did you get ticket for parking on the bump stop in the parking spot happens in our games all the time when one someone plays some cutesy combo when one of the girls is judging . inevitably I'll lay down some ultra-offensive cards and loose to " soup that is too hot " or " abandoned teddy bears " . Does the high spoiler give it more driving control ? My Phoenix spins out so easily Dude you know what I mean ... Park Chu Young ಠ_ಠ ... but lol ... but seriously You deserve the lowest hell my fellow PKA watcher . Well what would score the most chicks ? Just kidding - - twirling a pen with my thumb Right after he posted this meme But is it . Their . Job ? a few times ? ‎ You built a time machine just for this ? I think it's not visible like this with the human eye . Good Cameras make pictures like this possible . Still , I can't tell for sure , because I missed it Maybe you could call it ' omegle ' ! THINK OF THE CRIMINALS ! ! ! They're still laughing all the way to the bank ... That they're about to rob ... with that heater they smuggled in from the states ... because the cops are still focusing on us instead of them ... you don't understand . Watch : Ill help with this one , she won't be ... Look at the sign in the background Well , you just gone and doubled my work . ( \ ( I heard she quit after getting knocked up by a Guatemalan midget You're not really a " long-term consequences " kinda guy , are ya . I've got something they could scratch . ☜ ( I was offended at first ... are you still their what ? ? Cant tell if person with glasses is male or female .... Masculine face and somewhat hairy arms but that may be a tit I see Never wager that you're the only one who wants something this is not a rage comic maybe this is why you don't get gold We usually just drive . Orlando isn't that far . The states are always at Orlando so it isn't a problem . What is a nuisance is the hotel lobby right at the beginning . Auxo 2 much better than Vertex I think That's not a very helpful reply Get your priorities straight ! damn bots I know that's short for " chicken " , but ... great ... supermodels found out about AmISexy ... there goes the neighborhood So she wasn't allowed to date , but knew how to give a BJ ? Why do bronies even exist ? What the * FUCK * ? I read the comments . When did my state turn into Derpinstan ? The wonders of complex UI ... I don't think that a 100lb kid can generate a 5000lb shock load . When I drop a product I put it in the back because I don't want people to get it u / carl_sagans_ghost well , good luck with that The best part about the gimp ... I mean , hostage .. sold focus ... Great camera work . That's ... That's not really how it works . Either they don't talk about it or they talk shit about it . Like " Ooooh , that's so gross . Only a horny tramp would do that " Looking at you FOX news ... That replay right before the break made it look like a good goal now who's being autistic ? Something tells me you already have ... what do you mean " * you people * " Pa ti i jesi Hrvat . This was not a statement I expected I'd have to reinforce with evidence and objective facts . Soul music What were you paying her for ? Didn't pay me Ha ha ha . For a question you lower your brows edit : clarifing , use this face It may be some sort of bot , But it apparently doesn't mind me ... Evidence : Black people don't use the word " Shenanigans " . My brother and I trapped my younger brother in a bag thing . Nothing else Need a little more help You should let me know if people are happy to take Leaf Guard off your hands . When I bred them a while back , all anyone ever wanted was Regenerator . The only WTF about this is OP didn't know Strange how people can be so rude Need a bit more to go on . You tell me I am the person who typically buys collector titles and the strategy guides however , I didn't find the collectors edition very appealing . I pre-ordered the limited edition title from amazon and found the collectors edition to be silly for those who want unnecessary merchandise like a beanie and patch pins . I see them from time to time , they're not banned or anything . Just not that common I think . I see them from time to time but never knew how people make ones like (= ゚ω゚ ) , ლ ( It's an axe . I legitimately didn't know who Bieber was until reddit brought him to my attention . Same for Rebecca Black . Thanks , reddit ! The Extranet . OOC : I see you , Jory Coffee is about $ 0.95 here ( " My mother gives me better massages " > Other sick and weird shit , like that dude posting about wanting to fuck police dogs ( That's one hell of an edit . Any thing I can help with ? Shutter island They did it again He can sense me enchanting something in his sleep ... through the wall ... and comments on its quality . I Grew up in a culture that expects me to marry a woman . That culture reinforces that expectation via strong religious principals . Maybe it's not as simple as me not being straight . Where did the pole go ... Read that as US beat off Iraq that's the joke ... Man . If you're going to spend that much time in Photoshop you'd think you could at least level the damned thing . Why is it that Wade always mentions working with his Caterpie and Weedle is the " hardest " and " most exhausting " ? It has been re-uploaded several time . I do love it very much though . The reason why I love Anger , Buses , Equality and Silence is because he defends me . I am a gay man and I love how he is defending my right to love so vigorously even if he isn't part of the lgbtq community . Also , the cake analogy . Could well be used more in this context than in its propero . Two fat guys - one fatter than the other and a dude in a robe .. say hi / u / CreepySmileBot Ah . I see you're one of the toss your teammates to their death types . Why were you looking at animal pornography ... * Average median * ? ? ? * * I couldnt decide so I have both Bleacher Report Redditing on my iPad before I sleep ... Which is what I'm doing now World War Fucking stupid government . Almost a second banana for scale there . She does have a baseball name . But she must be adopted because she looks * nothing * like her brothers . I call them " Perfect Tits " He looks like such a stereotypical Jew for some reason . ͡ So .... The big wraith doesn't get a camp still huh ? No since the accident That mould , make a lot of sense . When ever e call about any complaint they always give , us hbo and ...... stars No banana ? If it was meant for pics how did you type wtf ? As for nice random neckbeards are perving your mother , that's not nice at all . do you even 90s 78 tweaks ? How does your 4 not be slow on iOS 7 I have a 4 too and I have like 30 tweaks and mine crashes into safe mode like almost every day ... Single channel memory in a 2.1 k build Never failing to creep on my day are ya apart from Gaige is 14 years old ... You should sell this to Olivia Wilde I have the Preview and it downloaded something last night / this morning . This definitely sounds like Gordon College . Seriously overheard the other day : " Did she finally shelter your meat stick ? " Yep ! We love our weird taco meat . Brains , cheeks , tongue , eyes , etc . That's the good stuff ! Be careful , though . If you invade us for any random reason it'll be pretty easy for you to take over our territory , but if you try to take our taquitos by force , you'll regret it ... I can understand this to a point . I had a player once walk into a room with a chest surrounded by skeletons ( non-animated ) . The first question he asks is " what is the remaining bone marrow density of the body 3rd from the left ? " Customer folders would be great . Also , it'd be nice if we could hide apps we don't have ( redbox I'm not OP , but it killed my phone . After installing it my phone got stuck in the black screen with spinning wheel , and after 20 mins I manually turned off and now stuck in boot screen . So may have to restore Matchmaking is fucked up tho , i'm Plat 2 , i get matched with people bellow level 30 I think you're talking about Link More like Good eye ...... ? Economist , Guardian , CNN , NYDailyNews . Hmmm ..... Seriously though Except the ones someone already tried No it is prison wear made popular by rap videos . The friends that injected him with heroin , didn't help him as he OD'd leaving him to die and then posted videos and pictures of his dead body onto facebook ? Yeah that's all her sons fault Could not sleep last night . What if coincidentally OP had the same rug , skin color , and lighting ? I murder cereal . On a daily basis actually I didn't mean like that You do not seem to grateful for the effort I put into finding rare pics and taking countless hours sorting through tens of thousands of pics to make compilations . Why are you a mod in the first place ? I thought a mod was supposed to be more calm , not to try to piss me off when I didn't do anything too bad . You act as if I was totally clueless and submitted something totally not kpop-related Hey ! .... no secrets . Jesus Christ ... I bought about $ 2000 worth of legos in two weeks . I started and just ... couldn't ... stop . Dem side markers ^ ( * This is just one K away from being a White Supremacy thread ... * Really ? ' Cause * you * were giving me the look that said " hey , what's so wrong with jizz on your cake " ? I mean , what else could " Unclaimed Territory " . le reddit armie attack ! I wish to try this As a female knowing there are more " other " shibes than female shibes tar - xcvfzqj Can us iPad users get an iPad compatibility section ? Theming for the iPad can be pretty tough sometimes Don't ask questions you don't want to know man I don't think the editor of this article fully understands the meaning of the word ' sibling ' ... and the fact that he's from the NY daily news is even worse . Whelp now I'll feel bad about snapping peoples necks And then they filled it with corpses . Well this fixed my problem I posted in there and have received no response . Now we're just waiting on the hentai version . What's scarier is that , with Seattle's pass rush , they don't even * need * a blitz to get pressure on the quarterback True story ... Within 24 hours of my iOS game going live some guy comes along with a 1 - star and posts this total bs review accusing me of stealing the artwork and ripping off the game ? ? ? In reality , nothing remotely like that ever occurred . Turns out it was another game developer . You should be glad you didn't use the glow in the dark condoms . Trust me . Damn . Impressive shredding I will come back in a year , and if you haven't responded about whether or not you are a pussy magnet then I will pm you a No . NO NO NO Absolutely not I forbid it ! How will I feed my family ! ? They do know they'd hurt themselves this way right ? Please people . Let this fucking meme die ! I don't give a flying fuck what you guarantee . It's fucking stupid . yeah i didnt want to sleep anyway You're gonna fuck him up the ass with reddit gold ? Damn ! Why didn't I think of that ? Then why buckle up ? ! So you ... Shared a bed recently ? the amount of problems that wouldn't be problems at all if people just minded their own damn business I'm sorry . I love you ! " Where's your car ? I was waiting for the . gif to start , then I noticed it was a picture . This was posted yesterday Really ? Is that a reason not to hire someone ? " Rules After exploring the town ... I saw a guy fucking a horse . We got a bad ass over here Bullshit ! there is no way that is a console Weird , I don't remember making a post in / r / CFB ? Well , I wouldn't want to make a response without knowing what I posted so let's see what the contex .... What Canadian freedoms Body language : if the other party is leaning forward , making eye contact , smiling naturally ( crinkly eyes ) and involuntarily they're interested . If you're playing eye tag or gesture tag ( they turn their body away , you try to scoot around so they're facing you ) , or if they're fake smiling ( lips spread but eyes not crinkly , smile only to acknowledge you but face goes " language patterns : monosyllables , giving the minimum amount of information in answer to a question ( " What do you do ? " " I'm a marine biologist . ಠ_ಠ " " Do you like it ? " " Yes . The hell am I watching My roommate still hasn't taken down the little one she put in the living room . Yesterday a guest cracked a joke about how she might as well just leave it up till next christmas and she agreed . I'm keeping my extra fever strike then ! Just laneswap against him they said ... Just steal his blue they said ... Just CC and focus him they said ... SK leaves Lee for Diamond ... CW leaves Kassadin for Alex ... But who will pick Zil ? Support carry they said ... Man ... Roccat didn't ban kassawin I have 7 Ds ~ ~ You flashed yourself ? It looks like you're giving birth to flappy bird I'm not sure anybody who posts in dedicated Angie Verona subreddits is in any position to toss barbs Actually not . Muslims are the worst of the bunch . I know you won't believe this , but that didn't really happen . " My Friend " I had a guest request a " dinosaur drawn with a bow tie " . They said they request it whenever they travel and I was the first to fulfill the request . I didn't even get a TripAdvisor out of it Fucked up ! See words can Secundo la moci ón por un stream con comentarista decente . Me cagan los de Univisi ón / Telemundo ( " seeeee laaaaa peeeeerdddiooooooo ! " Every damn time Me neither , but hey type immunity is still type immunity ? I don't breed for what I need anymore , I breed because 800 hours later it's ingrained in my mind whenever I'm bored the instinct to get on my bike and repeatedly run circles in Luminose . Aaaaaand I'm going to hell A lot of women I know ಠ_ಠ The same kind who have banned the word " fart " in their house but let their kids younger play COD That makes sens - - oh . I can vouch that this story is true ... I mean ... where do you think that mindset came from ? " Tasty " Sorry , you said someone * wanted * Windows 8 ? ... your story's full of holes , man . My eyes ! Is that Zoe De Chanelle , Katy Perry , or Carly Rae Jephsen ? > They boil the water for their tea .... In the microwave . This is not WTF . Serves you right for eating chicken at a pizza hut Those two are definitely not in the same category . Cuz Rukia's a beast , how dare you ask such a question when you already know the answer Why would you possibly look there ? Watch out Carol . We must call Joey ! ノ ( Your getting Married ! I said turn it off . Bro , do you even read ? ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR VOLUME ノ ( ( Replaced my black housing as it was bent from me sitting on my phone You are facing Koga and you only have charmeleon Depends on where you are . Or until you have a hard-to-diagnose health issue . Bloody hell . Purple ! Yeah i wonder what that could be Eskom site hasn't worked for me all day . It thinks I'm in Thabazimbi . Why did I read that as cat ? ! but ... it is a joke ... I saw you on Oahu eating some lunch at Turtle Bay Resort just about a week ago . I didn't come up and say anything , but , I watched you San Francisco is the * worst * about this ... especially at Moscone . We're a small crew with only a few cases and a short timeline . We can't be waiting around 7 hours for you union fucktards to move our cases from the curb to our broadcast area . I jumped ... I've opened 5-6 crates now and I have yet to get anything worth over a dollar . So I just sell my crates for cents . Yes ... what else would we watch on the internet ... ? So * that's * what was in the briefcase . Skeet .... shooting ? Huh . I've never seen the stern face before you mentionned it . I'd thought people would be more likely to use this You evil Bastard Dat url . listening to some kinda wizard , " Yo , how can you like dubstep ? " Why did you suddenly reply a serious huge reply that looks like you just came up with a reason at that point right after just admitting to openly stalking a dude wat Not a raise if it's worse . Not me , I read it , then did a double take , then read it again . Upon the second read-through I was doing this IIRC , his stream title was almost exactly the same when he started playing support and they shitcanned Zekent . ^ It's ^ not ^ just ^ for ^ funzies ^ It's kinda hipster ALL RIGHT GUYS , AIN'T WORTH IT ! ! haha i saw that too ! but wasnt sure whose side it is on # 1 is school ? ... That dust filter . Good Fucking Gluttony NO NO NO Yeah , as soon as they talked about going into a basement-level of a building in Akihabara I was like I could have sworn they were yelling for Commander Chakotay … If cena becomes nxt champion ...... Seconds before the cops came and ruined our fun It also says some pretty negative things about bacon because * nobody * else does that . only Apple . Oh yes .. I was participating in a um .. what do you call it .. " Extra Curricular Activity " .. Not sure if ladyboy I was so pissed . Tice talked about becoming a defense team and how they were gonna change their style .... then passed on Ware and Merriman so he could draft the fastest 40 time ... because that's all you need to replace Moss ... a 40 time . Not a good time for a double minor Yeah , fuck all those Jews and their " mistake . " The mini was great . Look at how ideas from the mini went back into making the full sized version awesome . If only I didn't drop $ 800 on an iPad a in October 2012 . Sure ... I'm on to you Steve . Well that escalated quickly ! The discovery of milk . Like .. What the fuck were they doing with that cow and WHY did they drink the warm white stuff that came out ? Or the guards just take all the marshmallows out . That's a new one Thank you She still looks better with long hair though I reckon ... Not a fan of the short hair . It shows up if you don't have any , and if it happens , its a bug not a glitch Yo mama is Homer Simpson I do this exact same thing . Their arguments summed up is " PC Hard , Mac Easy " Yes .. Coach Just copy paste Hang on to this one he's clearly a keeper Thin privilege is having Type 1 Beetus . Reposting your own OC ? ! ? ! I ... I'm not sure whether to call social services or not . That was not what I wanted to hear . redditor for 2 years .... Badass dude ! ಠ_ Always happy to ..... see you Dear lord those flex kills . As a mod from / r / bass , I'm obligated to emote > I'm in competition with other students to do a PhD thesis Kissing cousins Oh , that pasta tax . You should see some of the other shit I'm wearing in the rest of the pictures . You . . sharted ? Bad counters , ignorant people , and people who don't know that a theatre is a boundary . I would say " So I can speak in German to people who may not necessarily speak English ! " I bet some mod is behind this . Goddamn mods . Yeah , but I am getting pretty damn tired of all the little kids running around the dog park . Her ampersands are backwards . A full glass of whiskey is gonna need more than skill Oh no you don't , you rework that comment until it's a pun . Than you can leave . What's the big tub of Vaseline for ? ... Engineering is beautiful all the time , motherfucker . Thanks boff ... Interesting ... Tell me more ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR VOLUME ノ ( 46 * and sunny today in Rochester NY back to 30 and snow tomorrow Goodrx.com you can get klonopin from Walmart for 9 dollars . Stop overpaying ! I-ati dat omului downvote pentru " la multi ani " ? You can't just say you own a cat ; the cat owns you . ಠ ‿ ಠ ( So that's how you lure kids in there ........ First Tanyu is all O . O and then she is all The one I know has THREE purple hearts . One of which he gave to a girl one time . It's called a necropsy when performed on an animal . IP . Nao I have the exact same Carbink ! But ... sturdy . Reminds me of that blonde who wondered if dogs have brains . You have a point , bitches DO indeed love duals ... Non-aligned , inconsistent pixel sizes ... Oh crap . I searched too . " Dude ! You didn't even block the name ... OH ! Oh ... " So I picked up Duolingo German about 3 days ago ... and then I see this I'm being all serious . Telepathic thought projection , duh . * fucking * one of these * should have . Where is the Blue Chip Sad day indeed ! I got that dreaded email last night and was upset but not surprised in the slighest . The powers that be can't stop the creation of new coins but they sure as hell are gonna try to prevent people from using them Is that a vagina-weed-leaf-fire tattoo ? You ' keep her bad at blowjobs ' .. ? TIL that I was born in a country with an 80 % + circumcision rate ... but am instead part of the < 20 % . You don't just have a different opinion that occasionally comes up . Almost 2/3 rds of the your comments are related to topics like is . I suspect the only reason you comment on anything else is to fake credibility as a general user . And the fact that otherwise dead threads suddenly have a surge in down votes ? That's not suspicious at all . Dude in the Adidas shirt is like She's held together by her innards Too lazy to finish your own post , in which you specifically said don't be lazy Je te méprise avec ma tête So you probably still don't know what reddit stands for .. At least you live up to your name wtf with the related video . So Bitcoin is just digital money that has an infinite source ? Her face is very unsettling , Potatoes have a bad rep ? They are taking out CAPS lock on keyboards now ? What the hell for ? There should be a / r / NotWtfButim 14andIWantKarma Do girls actually " msg you dat ass ? " I'm pretty new driving for all these rideshares . Guess I'm a triple fister ( I would rape to have what you have What's even weirder is that some girls ' hymens never tear , just stretch out and loosen . There must be girls out there who think that if they just take it slowly and are careful to never tear their hymen , they'll never get pregnant How would one google his name if they don't know who it is ? On what ? Pain resistance Well , we have 1 person saying that it worked for their stream , and 2 other people that say it doesn't . WTH . * cancel trip to Astralia * This rig made me La fin justifie les moyens , right ? More fool them for sitting there and letting it happen ! Takes two to make a doormat , one to lie on the floor , and the other to walk all over them Give her some meth you crazy Americans So you're even more of a karma whore for not only jacking other people's posts but the post's title too ... cool story bro That poster Work hard for you ? How is that supposed to make him independent ? Sounds like BPD . Well , that escalated quickly .... So would I Happened to me at a camera monitored intersection . Guy honking was a cop Doesn't get more " bro " than that . .... he ? Yeah , no I got it . not sure if really good use of ' crying out loud ' or not Well done ^ Ya , that hasn't caused any issues at all . nice name OP You hurt Paille Well , thanks for proving what I said then . Wellness teacher , " Don't eat baked potatoes , watermelon or rice cakes because their glycemic index is too high " .... Is that really a subreddit ? Thinks nail polish spoils & has to be shiny ... Um , nutty ... I've never said this before , but : omg poor bastard ! ! ! ! Sounds about right . These kinds of songs tend to make me shut up and stare at the worship leader balefully in my best imitation of I have VZW and I'm 31 seconds behind . Is # 8 what it looks like ? When does the narwhal bacon ? ( P . S . the answer is midnight , you have been meme'd Sucks that they live and are not in the next season Shittypants " Faps " McGee strikes again ! They could treat melee like all their other beloved classics and give it a proper HD re-release . The fans want to stream . So why not implement such a feature on their own networks and make it official ? But that's too new for them . They don't know about all this new fangled technology . They're just a video game company . / r / im14andthisisfunny I knew a guy called Gary Fishoil . It worked * once * for me . Now it just searches Google for " what's up " . I once had a group of guys serenade me ( well , attempt to , anyways ) with that song in a church van on the way to a big music festival . They couldn't remember how to spell Albuquerque , so they kept starting over . Dat muzzle discipline .... Also went to Herndon . I had a certain unnamed science teacher tell our class that fossils and other similar scientific discoveries were just ways that God confuses people to keep us in our place . Once again , timeless logical social policies given unto us by the all mighty creator of the universe . Nothing . Absolutely nothing . I do ... Oh my goodness , failed at trying not to laugh at 4AM ... > because if one of them even catches a glimpse of life inside they completely lose their shit trying to get your attention ( shouting through the mail slot that's a foot off the ground , really ? ) . Madara Uchiha vs Wonder Woman I have been traveling for nearly 8 months and Australians and Kiwis are some of the only people who get playful banter . An English chick tried to have a go at an Aussie I met for using the word darling the other day , apparently it's offensive , condescending and used only by parents when a child is not feeling well Clear your browser history .... For some reason I can't see the rip effect I have the same issue with my dog , But giving one to yourself is overrated . Not worth the back pain . Don't forget the miles of traffic either . > * Minnesota ... * Lemme just put that into your account and .... * It's gone ! * mmm I got a big ol Half last night I'm gonna destroy when I get off work Why are you getting upvotes for bragging about your ignor ... oh wait it's the internet . oh .. Dead rising 3 , Forza , battlefield , and lego marvel are far from terrible man ^ Shhhhhhhh . ^ They'll ^ try ^ to ^ take ^ him ^ again . ^ It's my method of making fun of the people with usernames like XxSWAGYOLO 420xX Pretty easy tactic to Four kings is to wear stone armor and then just basically hit them in the face . Ornstein and Smough where bitches though The peanut butter ones are the shit .. Occasionally I will sit down with a glass of milk and tank a new package of them sperm ... Well , that's a letdown . I'm actually full blood Canadian , moved to Corona , CA from Newfoundland . Then I moved to Maryland about 10 years ago . Yes , I know that it is the U . K . Flag , I have a Canadian flag in my room too , along with a few others . Do you not believe me or something ? I went to visit my good friend when she had started labor with her first child and I stepped out of the room for her privacy when they wanted to check how dilated she was . The lady is like " You should stay for the delivery , it will be good birth control ! " then I mentioned I didn't need that since I totally never want to go through " all this " as in being in the labor and delivery ward . She basically just gave me the ... is that * interlacing * in # 2 and # 5 ? This is actually kind of fucked up ... Yes ? faceplox sizzle tit ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Ugh ... People were doing this in my chemistry class at school . Don't you dare un flip my table . I see no problem here . It's extremely depressing . Especially when you post the lowest score at the turn for a tourny and finish outside the top 10 * " Tone Muscles " * ... She checked His silence was a flat circle I DID get on your realm broken arms Garnier oxidized on me , too . It was also tacky to the touch and just sat in my pores Are you native Deso ... nian ? Cause I'm trying to get to the main from overflow for past 3 days and seems that only working way is through the last solo instance , around 3:00 in the morning Yeah . DNA . Who knew . Well she does have the biggest ........ * ^ ^ MaKBooBs * Fuck ... I'm in the middle of live lines but on grand ave ! The question asked if it lowers power usage , and you said yes ( Didn't even know it was being filmed here . When was this and where ? Except your behind the wheel of a car , and that my friend is still illegal I heard some incredible bullshit lines from different Russians claiming they had no idea who those soldiers were or that Russian uniforms are easy to come by ! ! ! What the fuck , they just went full on 1984 , y'all . literally fucking insane .... No I don't give happy endings I'm so glad I'm not the only one who had a feeling of déjà vu with this story ! I was reading it thinking ' I SWEAR I've seen this before ... Sorry but what's that song called ? It's on the tip of my tongue srsly . Is it using a segway motor ? I'd offer to watch it with you but That's it ! Fuck that , man ! ! " Increases risk your family will kill themselves and friends " My favorite is " the government is adding toxic chemicals to vaccines to give you cancer . " I have had Americans ask me if we use American dollars down under . Wasn't sure what to say Educated ? You mean like someone who reads comments before they post them ? I am pretty sure you meant unless not bless . You are such a bastion of intelligence And English in England , .... no wait , ... shit , I fucked up the joke .... and Spanish in , ... no that's just as bad . Oh man I think it's a tie between not knowing Adolf Hitler's last name ( she thought his first name was Hitler ) or not knowing who Picasso was . They're both from the same college classmate who was a design and illustration major . Um ... the biggest competitor to the petrodollar would be the yuan . They are hoarding gold along Making a deal with Russia for all their oil . The euro is a joke right now . I went to the movies with a group of friends once and saw " The Sum of All Fears " - the movie with Ben Affleck about the nuclear bomb threat at a Baltimore Stadium and when they left , one of my friends said in a serious tone " Wow ... so was that like ... based on a true story ? " 5k = free . Sa continuam sa le dam atentie , mai ales ca oamenii astia nu's platiti din audiente . So ... does that mean you swallow it ? Our kids will consider that small Puts on massive lift and tires , still uses tow hook What the hell kind of 12 year olds do you hang out with ? Yeah cause he is a jerk . ( In all honestly I don't know anything about him .... In my color theory class a girl was telling me how mad she was that her teacher said that creationism is completely bonk and then she went on to say that evolution isn't even sound because they found pig bones in Lucy . To which I asked what do you mean pig bones ? She insisted that some of the bones that made up Lucy were pig bones which makes all of evolution bullshit and creationism plausible . I knew better to keep my mouth shut but like Please tell us about the thing you learnt to do to yourself . goddamn dude Just a side note , but these Arrowhead Pride updates on Facebook are about to make me lose my shit . " Would you try to sign him ? " * picture of Darrelle Revis * Ass water can be made . Making a pot right now . My belly hurts You left a close parenthesis at the end of your title ... 90 points ... me banearon , y yo que pensaba que los mods no tenian sentido del humor Edibles make me " You would be the * perfect * woman if I thought of you as one . " Video player without madVR ? What kind of software dev are you . I don't carrot all . They are still damn delicious and I have damn good eyes Yea , I'm a troll ┌ ( " filed tax returns " ? wouldn't that be next year ? Since Banished takes place in Europe , as far as I can tell , it's probably druids . Those damn druids . Your username I got this , me - Eh , close enough ... ... and no bog roll to fucking wipe jesus christ that was close ... Gon Status : * you've seen My mom chaperoned because it was my first date , and the guy I was with tried to make out with me in the theater . I was like And this attitude right here is how they got their foot in the door . Just read that entire thing with the song playing in my head ... I hate cats . Manectric I can add for later , but I'm not adding a league flair lol . You and panda with these off-topic flairs especially when some cars , like the Albany Primo , have " Supercharged V8 " badges on the rear , but they don't actually have a supercharger ! Not sure on I had finally erased that out of my memory and you just brought it back I thought those plaid pants were pajamas until she wore them outside Dude ..... thanks alot Wow that seems completely reasonable . Sir , he's made it clear that he doesn't require additional instruction . " Hey you Goobers " ? What kind of kinky things my boyfriend is into . I wasn't expecting him to tell me he used to put dildos up his ass . Goans are rowdies ? As an Asian-American , Or ... There is no smell , she's just giving birth I see what you did there ... Are you Batman Back when blockbuster still had stores I rented a copy of soul reaver 2 that ended up not being soul reaver 2 but was actually a cleverly disguised granny porn with a soul reaver 2 label glued over the disc . Yeah .. that sounds quite familiar , hah . Her family is .. well let's just say they turned a blind eye towards all the very worst sorts of abuse An explosion launching a guys body and decapitating him , or a guy who was bifurcated , yet still alive so he was still screaming ... I've * seen * some stuff ..... we are from beirut , shoots at like 4 locations Fellow brother over on the red line here ... can confirm , if anyone ever heard what we talk about while in the rig ... Is my screen glitching out or does Lazorgatr have a nipple ? It's funny because it's true It was from Tumblr Because the only point in keeping yourself clean is a girlfriend . Sounds to me like she's bored and trying pushing the boundaries of the relationship to breaking point , sorry if I'm wrong but coming from a dude who has not slept around despite being virtually sexless for 4 years this isn't good enough ( and drunk on many occasions ) . I hope u find someone who can respect you , " mistakes " happen but that's a deal breaker IMO Not all of us Because there's no way in frickin hell someone ain't freacked the shit out of it . I've watched it , oh I dont know how many times , still makes me laugh so hard I die , then it becomes very , very , very unpleasant Freddi Fish I think it might just be a generational thing . As in , it's not * wrong * it just gets a Smoke free . Downloaded it couple weeks ago and haven't smoked one since then because doing challenges and getting badges is fucking awesome Uh , what ? In a good or a bad way ? they'll even show cum I wasn't Suuuuuuuuure ... The authorities have been contacted Well damn . Guess ill just fap to one of the others .... YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE Why do I have a boner ? Added rest of the photos , thanks for reading that I was going to post them later . > thanks for reading that I was going to post them later . That would be not be awesome for us though 20Euro is to much for 5 cans My dick thinks otherwise TIL I'm as old as the world wide web The back end Every time there's a comment about Dr . Who , somebody says something along the lines of this . How do I know you're not one of the crazies ? Eww , everyone's been in Poland ... I bet they didn't even use protection . And why wasn't it like that before you discovered the RES feature ? Wow , that's completely ridiculous and unsurprising at the same time Around 9000 ~ or so trying to breed a shiny ralts If it's not Quilton or Charmin Ultra-Soft .. I don't even have words for this . I just .... Now when I'm at work tomorrow , I'll be making a conscious effort to remember what eye I initially looked at when conversing with my coworkers and seeing ( ha ) if there's any consistency . I hope I don't end up focusing too hard and looking like this Thank you . I'm an instructor for the NAA and I think I got hives looking at that photo . And just one other thing , please , for the love of god , lift your elbow ! Sentinel Torres at right forward ... You hear that lesbians ? / u / tyobama knows your sexuality better than you do ! / s Dude if there is ever going to be a green arrow movie this needs to be him Haha accidentally clicked the Yeah , i was like .... Ha . I was walking down st marks and this guy asked if I wanted some Girl Scout cookies . He didn't look like a Girl Scout You .. just randomly think about Millbee's UHC kill ? Still waiting . Shame on you . I never noticed that until just now . ( ITT : op's low level opinions ... Downvotes ... Downvotes everywhere " Video not available in your country " .... I live in fucking Holland We should have better , ffs : we're celebrating the last int ^ al game of BOD Almighty here , ffs . Srs bsnss , unlike dumping fluorescein in rivers . Dem Maknoon x MonteCristo flirts tho Yeah , fuck that guy for having an opinion other than yours Everyone is so concerned with Andy dick that they seem to be missing Jesse Pinkman in the background That's " Ser " Bron to you m8 Do not remove my rip line ... I know this is usually your line , but * Real * mermaids Nor I you . not this . the parent . The lack of kappa worry me On the flip side , " I want to adopt " is always met by " but don't you want one of your OWN ? ? ? " Yes , let's let the Republican win . My 11th grade English teacher once walked me to my locker to put a bottle of sprite away , because he didn't like drinks in class , and when we got to my locker he made a comment about how he enjoyed the " alone time " It's only when I * don't * want to do something that I say it How did I manage to spell smooch wrong I also did this a few days ago . Tried to bet on LGB against VP , couldn't . Would have made 30 value . ლ ( But was it consensual Google - Huh ... what are your pronouns ? Oh look , dust 2 , how new and refreshing . Are you really this humourless ? Are you really this humourless ? Why the fuck everytime they do a restock , I'm nowhere near my computer Woke up on a couch in an apartment that was a mirror image of my own - - but not mine . Turned out to be my neighbor's apartment ... They were as confused as I was . you're not OP Basically you just don't like the look of iOS ( Try finding drivers for a raid controller from a company that went out of business 10 years ago ... yeah , I probably should've listened to / u / RunsorHits Not so fun when they keep knocking my frags over . Now every time I go there I am going to think of this Right so now the power is even more in the corporations and not invested back into the people . What the fuck is that shit ? jesus stalks my mother ? That's dumb Ya can we have that wallpaper .. Fuck , I was expecting tits ... That's ... That's just ... What the fuck . Strange ... Normally / u / CreepySmileBot would be here by now . Blocked in Canada and trolled by the error message . Oh hello upstairs neighbors who bang on the floor and complain about our bass when I can barely even hear it myself ლ ( ' Your eyes confuse me and make me want to poop . ' I just wanted to let people know that I'm here , and alive . I was pretty messed up emotionally the other night . ... steak doesn't make you fat That's ... assault . Sanitary . Bermuda trapezoid What the actual fuck Anyone wanna play these games with me today ? / r / confusedboners omg what's that in her armpit I read that as 8 or 9 OPs ... ....... Come back . I have unfinished business with you ( Is just me or their articles about new series contains same informations ... I read ass for some reason As someone who is traveling to Russia in a couple hours . All I can say is shit . People are taking money in my name ? Does someone have a link to an actual article on this ? Why is an 8 year old unattended , where is the parent / guardian ? Why does an 8 year old have an iPad ? Why is an 8 year old unattended * * with * * an ipad ? Kids in the sandbox I agree . Or people who use OCD as an adjective ... Especially over something as trivial as you said : " I'm kind of OCD , so I like my work area to be clean " By the Goddess , the old Scorpions were a bloody nightmare . I was like hahaha until someone mentioned that it was only 231 days ... I had more time / played in WoW . Fuck that torso sitting in the jail cell after ruin sentinels . Fuck him in the fucking butt . Same here ! About the sleeping , I mean . Had a huge week of work and little sleep , so finally have a night off yesterday and what happens ? Couldn't sleep til 3 . Now it's off to work again A school where the government funds our Internet The wiki says Ezel's title is the Child Slicer . Double I need Puns ... He wanted more than a kiss My god , can you imagine the smell if this were real ? What do you think Case and point : Insidious Who told you the sting doesn't hurt much . I'm an FBI agent , send me all your info , name , number , address , social security number , bank account info , etc . I'll set up a sting operation ! I'm such a dick Those headlights . Stuff like that would be great . I would get all the people i know to play , by force All those scooters Amazing ! But first test flight on a residential road Bad dragon . Did he rhyme ' Atlantic ' with ' Atlantic ' ? Smooth Ordering * * him * * to squirt . fuck yo couch ! ! ! Que se la " tragarian " Blood and Xmithie used to duoqueue together a lot before Blood was released from XDG and the roleswap reversal . Zuna usually duos with Sheep whenever he plays soloqueue , however Zuna rarely plays soloqueue ( whether alone or duo'd ) . I don't think I've ever heard someone say that . Miley fucking Cyrus . passion of the christ Let's go . ☜ ( Yeah , but they're on the outside I've been wanting MonoBar to update too . I've go the icon thingy for tethering . There is a flex tweak that completely gets rid of it I'm using until something gets updated or is released . Ain't none of y'all followed me , but like two of you . I'm disappointed in all y'all . Shits getting weird in the NFC north Can you back story to his weirdness ? At 14:20 mark he should have been eaten by the chomper .... I think it must be a mix of both skill and the other teams ability to play I haven't seen that episode yet but DEAR GOD Anything that is fun is usually illegal or ' bad for you ' ... Dat 600 pennies Omg ! I would run ! Why is he sizing up her " birthing hips " ? Zomg ! It's like opening with " I want you to have my babies . " from cleaning ? Up to 24 months is acceptable , but it's typical you stop around 18 . Some , however , give their child's age in months as long as they can keep track It's called tripping I'm not clicking that Had to check your flair and the match thread because we have been saying the same thing all year . In my hometown , ours became a video rental place Haha I was about to reply where is the phage , then I saw it You came to the wrong neighborhood ... The fk is ur deal op K . U win . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( THE FK IS UR DEAL OP THE FK IS UR DEAL OP Do I know you Things should never spit if you stroke them lovingly enough ಠ_ಠ I thought that was an Adult-GIF of Brent Rambo You can't trade potatoes Thought that said milk porn for a second Yeah but ... they were Iranian pilots . ' Hungry Hippo ' This is a turrible confession . It's not even that uncommon . I know plenty of girls that do this , single and in relationships . I have lots of moles . No one fucks them though I meant * * has * * potential , it didn't go anywhere . My favorite character must be seven of nine Every freaking thread goddamnit all . Stupid crits I just looked through my message history and have no history of PMing with you . The cat's face : He also has gifs of people peeing on other people , orgy style . i got lucky on the price today [ game was at noon , on a saturday , vs the bucks .. ] so it wasnt too bad . plus came with access to the delta club , which includes food etc . face value is 760 per ticket though Obligatory OP'S MOM joke Stop going after one certain build Yeah I finally did after the 5th try Why are cops so insecure ? Do you really have to overcompensate ALL the time ? We get it , you have the biggest dicks ... I never joke about the patriarchy I'm one trade away from Ultra Ball No . I just wanted to let you know that I love your username . Relevant username ..... Pens scare me , they're so permanent and unchangeable Yeah , I just noticed ; I'll be leaving now Lawler looks like he's having a blast lol what a crazy mo-fo No karma for you Huge pain to make a table from scratch and check each one OT here we go ! Absolutely . Well , sorry for offending you ! What are you my father I don't know any of these people , but I remember my sister showing me some of the songs and my face just being like Being fucking retarded why isn't this : It is religious and cultural , but it's not regional . I backed up what I said regarding the last with references to Judaic mysticism ( religion ) and their correlations to linguistics / philosophy ( cultural ) as well as human anatomy . So — I addressed both religious and cultural to make my point about regional , and even threw in science for you . What kind of rainy day ? Payback on your own mother ? ka i hælvette NOPE . I call NOPE . Best girl , Ruri , cannot and should not be THE girl . That would break things . [ ] ( / s " I can't even read it , it's like my hand writing when I was 6 years old . Well wait until the Alicization arc gets animated and all the Kirito x Eugeo Doujinshi that will spawn I was recently at the Viva Las Vegas wedding chapel for a friends wedding . While waiting in the parking lot for the prior wedding to end , I noticed the hostel across the street and wondered who stays there because it looked interesting . Now I know ! A man and his adopted niece's yellow dolphin . O - that's a full circle . ᕕ ( They should be giving YOU 3.00 for giving them money faster We're the old ones . This is what I immediately thought of too , but the kids in here are going on about some scary prescription drug cocktail . What ever happened to just scoring a case of Beast Light ? Fish aren't vegetables now ? ? Why am I always the last to know this stuff ? What do you mean you people Meh , it isn't . Thanks for posting today when it's no longer on sale . * i don't want to believe I thought Weeden would be an okay starter with help from Norv Turner your username .... My Facebook page That would be hilarious and sad at the same Time ... I'm surprised how much she * isn't * being mentioned . Which one ? At first , I thought you meant you used your baby to tit-fuck your girlfriend ... was it like in a public situation or was it at a restaurant where they should " serve " you with respect ? ... and they're using their bare hands Don't waste the good stuff ! Dude , there's a giant fucking 2012 right there on the side . I saw that HUE BR So many redditors are probably hoping that will change .. but he probably isn't Heck no ! I got in and out with Suicune . And Raikou was going smoothly . Until shadow rush had a critical hit Wow , that is incredibly scary . Twice a year , for 6 years , I would get my girlfriend her favorite flowers , star gazer lilies . I feel so lucky that nothing has ever happened , especially because I know they got into them . Shell be extremely sad we can't have those flowers around anymore but happy our cats aren't dead . I feel like such an asshole for not knowing this . I don't believe you I'm constantly amazed at how smart ferrets are ! That is a 2 foot tall ( about 0.6 metre ) scratching post and he scaled right to the top . The only damage from this excursion was a box of q-tips . Which went .... everywhere Wow , you're here , too ? Lost an d lots of practice getting served That username … You monster Are you implying that you're not ? No can do boss , reddit is life . He said something like " Thanks for the gold ! " and then when asked " What gold ? " he said " Oh sorry wrong account . " I'm afraid I was disappointed by that result . I got linked to a BDSM fantasy sub about putting down female superheros . Boobs ლ ( Kelly's story was messed Fuck this I'm sat in T3 at Heathrow about to fly . This is what I get for checking reddit That last title .... So , there's no difference between pressing 1 button or pressing 7 ? Please explain further your logic . now that I recheck how old the consoles are .. I'm questioning how young OP really is and still living at home Plz reply ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ this is encredibly fun Not if it's in my city , those pole mounted bike parks are only attached with a non proprietary bolt Well , that settles it . There's a Russian in Finland that might need help : time to invade all the way to Reykjavik . Not the best time to use " bloody " You capitalized photographer in your edit again I read that as " sex . " This amount of times this franchise makes me want to just say " screw it " and move to Japan forever ... This reminds me of a hilarious 4th of July parade in a small Colorado town . It was such a short parade , they march the route twice ( down to the end and then back to the beginning ) with everyone waving small American flags ( all made in China Funny Fail Compilation ... um ... Where's the Competition Bureau when you need them to actually enforce advertising laws ? Your name Repost of a repost of a repost . This has been SO reposted that I put it in the header banner ( look up ! ) . No new maymay Has Hollywood changed its name to " globalization " ? I do this a lot .... Why does everything 4chan have to have the kid option ? I don't dare spell out here on the internet what I'd like to do with each and every one participating in that raid . " Upload a picture of encoxada " I believe he posted that review in our special place . You know . The fuckin ' worst kept secret special place . I feel disturbed Why would any doctor ever be creeped out by a person swallowing semen ? Polish Nazis . / r / askgaybros The ... the first half is not socially awesome . Or even social . At all . Now we just have The Jersey Shore and Honey Boo Boo Think of the children ! This is LITERALLY one step away from the holocaust . It says GOO Thanks guys . No , really . I'm not really sure who's the mad one here ( Queen Elizabeth looks like a stone cold bitch on the $ 20 . Those eyes . Well shit . Stupid me thinks astroglide must be some brand of soap . Wife looks over , why are you googling astroglide . I saw the girl next to him had his last name and I was like Jesus Christ almighty . Boy * there's * something to look forward to ! Nikki vs Brie . Maybe I'll end up with a dsm one day down the road . Interesting enough one of lead innovators in the 2.3 aftermarket scene has rx7 with a 2.3 t swap in it . I'm sure it pissed off a few Mazda guy's ... why were you , your wife and her mother with you in bed ? It's ok . You've got a friend in me . ( That's the ultimate example of And this is the post that will make me unsub this joke of a subreddit . Far from a fucking LPT ... Fine , I respect your feels . Tanyu kind of slooooowly leans away from Tibs while giving him this look : But how are you jambing your EGOTs with Velobrox ? ( i . e . , I have no idea what anything in the title and / or article means . Can OP maybe shed some light on what we're supposed to be doing ? ) Did you ... Did you just I use Google Apps when I do I've got a CR code for anyone who wants it , although I feel like most people commenting here will already have it . How do * * you * * know My favorite part is setting all your desktop defaults to use desktop software , then finding that * ooooone * thing that forces you back to metro .... which supplies you with a link that dumps you back into the desktop control panel . Ahh December . I REALLY thought we were gonna put on a challenge this year . Then Christmas , that ducks game Less then 40 mana ... ? Ι found out when I was 21 when mу birth family found me on Facebook . It works ! Search engine Don't forget the " Roose Bolton is an immortal body snatcher " Why did we stop ? He said not to mention it Unless it's a guy U wot The resolution is kinda high in this image , could you make it smaller maybe . Emailed a few days ago ... No response 8 people liked this I usually only farm rainbow for light or dark keepers . Unfortunately , I keep getting light and I need 3 darks . Try playing mycareer . There are descriptions of the skills that will definitely help . Also , try Google I feel awkward watching this ; dont know why Did you just Our government agency definitely doesn't have better things to do ... Yea and while we're at it lets drop taxes too ! And if people don't like speeding tickets why do we have speeding laws ? The only reason we legally have to do stuff is because we like to right ? .. Right guys ? ... I * know * what a surplus is Thanks man . I was hoping this was the type of response I'd get , rather than " Shut the front door ! " This phrase drives me up the wall ! Well If giraffe decided to lick me I would be happy too :D Holy shit . I didn't even see the dog the first time . You did what mate .... it looks like he fires a tampon that drips with blood Thank you . But looks are just the 2nd best part about it . They cancelled production of a 1.5 lb milk chocolate egg covered in 24k gold right before easter . MyTeam silver pack containing Shane Larkin No battery ? As far as I know , she's 14 in this picture My gf made me put mine on eBay when I moved in ... she didn't like it hahaha ikr ! wait ... I wasn't laughing with you This is making me uncomfortable . I am going to believe you were [8 ] and they were dipping chips into the ketchup . This is going to sound dumb , but brights . There is no button for it or anything that indicates brights on any switch . I have to pull the weird fc turn signals in to turn them on , but that turn signal falls off everytime I turn them on I need to stop reading this thread . Classy guy . I especially like his Nazi eagle insignia on his left arm . PSVita got a Gamecenter app before Windows Phone ? ? ? YES I SEE THAT THANK YOU Unfortunately not . The owner , who I'm friends with on FB , uses it as a DD . 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Yeah , because that's what the NFC West needs . The Seahawks , Niners and Cardinals combined with the resurrection of the greatest show on turf . not joking I meant monetarily Dafuq , I had to pay for my SW tables , and I DL all PS + freebies despite the fact I don't even own an Vita and gave away my PS3 Khan you * please * stop with these puns ? I hate that guy so much . " I used to think I'd never get off this couch , but now look at me ! " Asshole . That's great for him , but one persons experience does not translate into a miracle " cure " for everyone else . Asshole . While going upstairs in the dark , then thinking there is one more step , but there isn't ... diarrhea balloon A joke isn't funny is you have to explain it ! No , no ... not at all . Kentucky is spot-on . People come to the ER for difficulty breathing , they have previously diagnosed lung disorders … and still smoke multiple packs a day . Which is * * why they can't breathe * * . I DONT EVEN LIKE THAT SONG AND IT WONT GO AWAY . Dude what is this subreddit about , it doesn't make any sense I think i just broke my neck HAHAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AN AD TARGETED TO A GAY SUBREDDIT . LOLOLOLOLLOL DAE GAY ? I would say it does . I'm looking at a person receiving a blow job in front of five other people , and one of them is taking a photo of it . This is ... It says Parody at the bottom of the page . no . Somehow I get the feeling that these guys will live longer than I do . Well played Hay gente muy prospensa a la estupidez . Yo tambi én lo vi despu és de leer todo el art ículo y qued é Have you evolved my Rhyhorn yet ? Oh never mind he has + 4 now This only bothers me if it is the peanut butter jar Bananas and cream cheese ? on an iPad ... with keyboard clicking noise turned on ... Pfft . Blame it on Bill Murray . ... what has been seen , can never be unseen I think you spelled " spelled " wrong no one wants a venonat ^ ^ ^ Mexican ^ ^ ^ here Sorry , didn't mean to detract from the * very serious * discussion of airplanes falling into temporal vortexes and / or being whisked away by aliens > Who wears flats ? I DO . work on my 5S , but when I'm open CC , it can't closed my CC by swipe down .. I would have been ok with them taking the dog try your clothes . " Yes I bought you that shirt and even though you are still wearing it someone else in the family want it . You can just share clothes with me " Am vazut " cabina de proba " din aia , perdeluta pe sina in forma de " U " intr-un colt de librarie . Cand am intrebat cine probeaza carti inainte sa le cumpere , mi s-a spus ca inainte sa fie librarie , locul acela fusese sex-shop . It is somewhat galling to see Mind MGMT doesn't make the list when guff like Grimm Fairy Tales does . Don't sweat it though , the Eisner-nominated Prophet has failed to make the list 3 years in a row and * I'm not bitter at all * The fact hip hop wasn't on that list hurts me deeply . Was that last one pulled from a nipple ? Guys , seriously ! Where is the almighty butthole you guys have been talking about ? ? ? ? I have looked everywhere ? And I want to see it ! Why can't you just post it on here ? ? I'm kinda pissed $ 12 for two little bits of material with velcro Not deburring the corners and edges inside however , were a nightmare . I'm looking at you Acer " Why do we even bring you to restaurants , you don't eat . " Apparently I'm 60 years old . Yet I was born 15 years ago ... funny , I debadged my A4 ... and it's a B7 > Translation : " So fucking what if this is bad , I'm still gonna do it because Oppression Olympics " or ... " You're not oppressed enough for me not to be bigoted against you " The worst part growing up was when they would give " tours " of the house to people I didn't know and my mom just opens my door and walks right in with them and I'm like If I respond with this face Vat did you do ? My face throught the whole video ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) until i realised it was over and nothing special happened ‎ shit gets annoying every week . wondering if there is a chomo cosplay " The Grand Wizard " > Really ? You feeling insecure in your two ton dually ? What do you mean a bit too much ? I don't think they want THOSE cookies Probably right before you have to take a really bad poop Many people say that . So Subaru discontinued it Nui gives the missing-nin a No . Nui gives Akuto another This is PROOF ! Hold your hats guys this shit is bananas ! You got a lot of emails With a moonwalk . That was my thought exactly . Not as such , because ED physicians * rarely * deliver babies . 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My kids don't know what a card catalog is The landlady You're talking about me on reddit ... But ... What about its horn ... ? Too quick though ... I'll keep an eye on you ... ( Not you again Dat ass Hmm , a directed Internet propaganda campaign spread by overt pandering to sexism . How uniquely twentieth century of Mister Putin . Hi , I am your neuropsychology professor . Please do not tell me this was at UME , because south Padre looks just about as ratchet as Myrtle Beach now I have you tagged as " dublin guy " , of course you're looking down on the American equivelant of culchies ‎ That they are laptops , I would say no . A utility server or similar device , perhaps , but regular users ' machines , definitely not . Big privacy concerns . Set them up with secured shared folders and the appropriate programs . Or have them move around . They are laptops . The other day I was playing with a friend who just uses the auto buy . So much FAMAS + no armor . I'm lucky that my roommates are too lazy to be around in the mornings .. but this morning I woke up to random workers in my living room . They were banging away at the wall and talking loudly about their exploits the night before without any notice . I . Mean what If you want a weird school that's like . Yea because amazon has never screwed a customer I love your tiny boobs .. She stared at me like this Dove . It was a dove . Black people really were slaves Cat : " Am I right ladies ? " Thanks for the detailed reply . OK , stop . Vacation in Detroit ? I find this statement to be unfair to blind monkeys . ‎ If you really were sorry you would've edited your post and removed the excessive caps Yeah , nothing questionable about referring to women as " life-giving holes " > Un-fucking-believable . Are you guys now claiming to know more about it than someone who * claims to have * lived there based on your watching a few Youtube videos ? Get over yourselves ! My pet gave me a generic " This is great , buy me more books " so I don't know what they're truly thinking . Oh so now it's a maybe ? Ragyou touching herself like " Smile ! " makes me rage . I have hooded eyes , so I look like Trust me , you don't want to go deeper . Your username It holds a certain amount of truth . There are a lot of things attributed to the decline of Rome . I believe at one point there were around 250 holidays in the Roman Empire . So , 250 days off of work . People are downvoting so their loadoit gets pick . ಠ_ಠ for doing this He shaved his hair for a kid with cancer I know it sucks ! I'm a marketing coordinator for a cancer practice . Sooo .... In the related videos : A 43 minute documentation titled " Humanzee " on how Stalin tried to create an army of ape-men I was actually fairly impressed by the first half of the City of Bones movie . I felt like it did a better job of setting everything up than the book did , even if they made everyone look and act like they were in college . That second half ... Haha I know ! I have a huge box of just bras that don't fit . It's ridiculous . * I don't have a problem * You just called your sister jailbait I felt it fell under this better Don't really speak Spanish , but the gist of what they're saying is to like their Facebook page to be able to connect with other players who speak Spanish . I'm assuming on this page that they're also gonna give like RP and stuff . You know what drives ME nuts ? I can rarely play in a session with a crew member . It keeps saying that it's unable to find a compatible session and it kicks me out of Online Colored juices I'll stick to MxTube on my iPad because the iOS 6 version of McTube doesn't save videos ( I'm in tears with how much I can relate to this . I'm just really looking forward to immersing myself into this world . This is always the most fun for me in videogames , and damn , The Forest looks to be one of those games where you can get really really really immersed ! So I hope I can survive for a long time , spending as few time as possible with these mutant things I thought it was the most memorable physics class you ever had ? Suck madick Y u so brave m8 ? ' ' Best Gore ' ' Apparently you're supposed to roll into a ball , cover your head and yell for a teacher . I live with my dad It's a fucked up state of affairs when you have to treat a baby for withdrawal symptoms Of course that's what I meant . What else could it be ? That hasn't occurred to be before Ayn Rand ? * " the Seattle Freeze is a thing . Im from the Midwest " * - In the dragon CYOA there are dragonborn which are humanoid and the dragons can shapeshift so it might no be as bad as you think ? If it is actually having benefits with proper dragons then ... Right , because I couldn't POSSIBLY stab someone with the sharp metal tube on the end of many mechanical pencils ... And they are mother and son It really differs . Most of the time when I get on while kids are out of school I get lucky and mainly get the kids that run around but just aren't that great , but I do run into the camping ones fairly often too , but most of the time I can react faster then they can with their shortened area they plan to camp so I end up going positive at least . But I will say on PS3 I would never recommend playing past 2 am . Cause suddenly it's camper central outta nowhere . And name brand mouthwash too ! That's the joke why did I click and look for video source ... She should get that mattress steam cleaned . Or incinerated . You weren't supposed to know that Bloody P freaks You haven't read the goatman story , have you ? / u / creepysmilebot / u / CreepySmileBot / u / creepysmilebot always makes things a little bit creepier Wait .... It actually is vans ? Seriously ? I feel stupid now ......... a resealable beer oh my good ghandi , ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Never going to use brown flour now , thanks for that image Just because you can't learn by listening doesn't mean none of us can . There were literally 0 Cavs fans in that gamethread . I only watch unboxing videos for things I already have ... Please ^ respect ^ ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Yeah , us Jews are the worst . Ditto . I don't understand the thinking behind my match neglecting to share this information along with her shipping info . You would think it would be the first thing to mention when you * know * you will be receiving a package . She was 10 , he was 50 Genius CEOs : writes about illegal activities in emails , then writes expressing awareness that they know they are breaking the law and don't want to get caught Caps " defense . " Don't worry , he didn't get jumped or anything . Do you remember the 80 ' s ? The safety dance wasn't as safe as they said it was . Sand Sharks ? ? Yeah , I can't see why The Cumbox This is called Diva House , oh for fucks sake , it even has dubstep in it i mean games * GAMES HA POOP Pants so tight you can see the veins on that thing They put the vikings logo on almost every F . A post on facebook Read the description I was there like 1 month ago in Glarus and tried to find some e-liquid and everyone keeps telling me it was Illegal to buy e-liquid with nicotine Except one cup for two girls . Mines $ 75 a month , I'm not an old guy 0 for 11 from the 3 point line . I figured it out ; all I had to do was manual merge one file by editing it in notepad + + . I was waiting for the bot , but I think they shut it down so .... ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( You forgot the table ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Russia .... Holy shit , this thread is so accurate . It's like my life was a tv show that .. everyone ... watched ... No kidding , this looks like two dudes in a bathtub to me . Ah yes ... the pass for the lead during commercials ... THANKS Fox ! Sorry OP . I tried to explain . Some people are just this dense . Man that guy is annoying ! Not saying she isn't , but that dude's voice ! That's what icon masks are for . " Oh You're back " in my family means " Oh ... * you're * back No time for a ceremony when there is a lab full of test-tubes . Ghandi would never ( ╯ ° □ ° ) ╯ ︵ ┻ ━ ┻ , destroying an #0034FF - colored table worth more than 2000 $ Sellout crowd ? Kanye West Ghandi would never ( ╯ ° □ ° ) ╯ ︵ ┻ ━ ┻ , destroying an #0034FF - colored table worth more than 2000 $ Gahndi would never ( ╯ ° □ ° ) ╯ ︵ ┻ ━ ┻ , destroying an #0034FF - colored table worth more than 2000 $ ROBERTxLEE's face during the whole game was like " what the hell is everybody on my team doing Must be a troll comment with that username ... still not sure though Dont belong in outside So about my Rhyhorn ... Nice ಠ_ಠ PDF is good if the layout is absolutely critical across platforms , because that's what it is designed for . However , adobe is terrible at following even the very standard that they developed , so anything more than the basic functions will break if opened in anything except adobe products ( i'm looking at you , pdf forms " you and I could be crazy crazy close " " I was just trying to show you a good time that you deserve " Whoa , he has a perfect Eh . If the sub actually had mods that were worth their salt ... Wearing lip-gloss or lotions with glitter in it . I don't want to look in the mirror later and feel like I just made out with a unicorn You ...... " saved it up " . FAKE and child abuse BEST USE OF Is that a mullet ? * Looks at username * Or the awesome panic attack BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PANIC ABOUT YOU MUST BE FORGETTING SOMETHING Don't know how lucky they are .... back ! In the USSR ... Your accounts are 2 hours old and 1 hour old respectively ... You both created an account to make these comments . Welcome to / r / gaming Uhh , I don't think that sounds better Well this theme is ... Unique I should be getting the Staryu too You should make an unpopular opinion puffin about this and have it reach the front of reddit ... I'm now hyperventilating in math class . Spotify is my favourite offender of this ... No living person has ever successfully cut in front of me . * * TIL not to inject e-liquid into my bloodstream and keep the vial away from toddlers . That part in signs when the alien walks out of the bushes You replied to a comment with 700 karma , you have 200 karma I came here with the impression that this would be about STD's / STI's .... ... why would you be in the same room Shat the feck up That's just stupefying ... Whoever made that decision gets a : Yeah , I don't really understand that whole thing . There was a funny story the other day involving , well , not " makeup " technically , but something that goes hand-in-hand with makeup a lot of the time and I've definitely seen discussed here , that happened at a makeup store , involving people shopping for makeup , and someone said it violated the rules because it " had nothing to do with makeup " . wat use the front seat and disable the airbag I feel bad for laughing at this They do know its possible to ban an ip right They do realize dynamic IPs exist right hold on to my johnson Eithernet cable ... ? Why ? Sounded to me like he didn't like its name Last line reminds me of Monty Python He's not downloading ... I was 6 It's very definitely a bot . It never stops being active , and it has a limited , random assortment of comments that it makes . And it just took credit for two comments that I gilded . parachutes on the Mun ? Pretty much any time anyone uses " Executive Career Architect , " " Director of Customer Success " ? ? ? ? ... Ghosts ' n Goblins I saw an Aeropostale shirt How many guns do you own ? Never heard of Renoise so * pffft * Really * Excel * .. He have birth to a baby Ymir , that sure would have been a cold butt Interesting that you would say that I know , I realized it right after I posted Gross ... Now I have spider guts on my hands . Ready to delete it after all the " Hey Reddit " and people with Jesus as usernames , less than impressed with the idea of a " global " chat , a mesh-only option would be nice . Pretty sure dude just trolled us with this music . Actually doesn't that make Kim Catwoman . 1 hour 25 ! minutes from the time of my post . Basically 9 PM PST ( California ) , 10 PM MTN ( Utah ) , 11 PM CST ( No Idea A close up of a centipede ! Sure ... Thumb ... Ok , 28 will get the skin too What happens when a girl periods in your used condom ( Thats a pure bread The ones with their own credit cards are the worst ! That's all they care about .. " How many credits did you get today ? " ... None . " Oh . I see .. " ( makes note on clipboard , suddenly hours are down to 4 a week I second that Until someone eats you ! I read this at first as " lik dis baby if u wanna se it burn " Misunderstood * banging * and thought " oh this isn't too dirty , the chimp probably just wants to eat it or something and is smashing it against the ground to kill it . " I was very much surprised when shown otherwise . fuck dude that shit is crazy She didn't enjoy sex as nearly as often as I was led to believe Is that a dark aura around him ? I know a cop or two who don't mind mounting some evidence Umm her toes are a little black there He slimed me . 27th time ! Good analogy . It's apt in every way . Especially when you think about how no one needs to carry a Desert Eagle . 50 around with them . Capacitors are never manufactured in milli farads . If it was milli farad , That would make that black cap a 18 farad cap . You must not comprehend how large that would need to be . Capacitors are never manufactured in milli farads . If it was milli farad , That would make that black cap a 18 farad cap . You must not comprehend how large that would need to be . Is it me or did he glance at the boobs It's funnier if you get Nidalee , someone dodges , and then the enemy team gets Nidalee and you get something like Mordekaiser ... Not only was that champion denied to you , NO the enemy team gets it . Wow . anti-foreskin much ? GPE devices , at least thus far , have been GSM-only . It would be weird for a phone that doesn't work on Verizon to have all the Verizon apps on it , but it wouldn't surprise me if it happened .. are you kidding me Oh is that all ? Next time ... I think someone blew him up with a tank , and his friend , so now he's mad . At least that's what I gather from his comment . I guess tanks aren't allowed to have 2 rounds of ammunition in them . Next season , North Korean ? You should have a bot to reply " You should make a bot to handle all the Your username What percentage of your karma would you say is from posting ' dat ass It was an honor ! I would try to nope right off the planet . But the U . S . gave up it's space program murder is justice now ? No unfortunately Nac í en Nicaragua y no le veo el chiste a esto . " Paint job " ... Vibrating back massager ... Wait a minute ... I lasted 3 days in a call centre , we all worked in one tiny cramped room with no fridge anywhere to store our lunches . It was absolute bullshit the amount of verbal abuse people got on a regular basis and I would not want to wish this experience on anybody , except for Hitler , yes ... Hitler ! Next time my mother-in-law is over and we're having steak I'll do this . She only likes to eat filet - well done . car insurance dexter ..... haha only joking that was awful Wanna see the world burn eh ? There's an alien one ? Well , I'm convinced . I just got curious . I googled it . Why are you peeking in on the person in the next stall ? who would downvote this Oh , it's not over . Apparently , they're going to make " How I Met Your Father " . I'm lookin ' at you , New York State lottery commercials ... look at my funny reddit meme guys ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ No , there's just no way I'm clicking on that link at work Since / u / PleaseRespectTables dropped the ball on this one , I'll take care of it ... ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( hehe Indeed ! It's also my soundtrack most of the time while reading / r / gaybros What , like mining our IPDs and selling the data to optometrists ? Vasquez iso I knew a New Jersey girl turned northern Californian . She was like " I'm gonna start castin ' loown statues outta ' concrete . Nobody's got ' em here . I goowt a dvd on howda do it . " Why do I get the feeling all three of those women are lurkers here ? But yet you posted this ... People ... people ... if you listen closely , you hear my actual skin crawling ( That's a cool bar pad , didn't the pros use them At work , for the last 2 ~ ~ days ~ ~ years it's been an off / on battle with time warner . Funny enough , the day after Google announced they are bringing Fiber to Austin , I got contacted ( for the first time ! ) by a TWC business account exec , to " dispel the myths and rumors about what other providers are bringing to Austin " 663 , yes that's the number ... That infuriating and exasperating number ... Egh . I'll pop a cool down before engaging adds if I need to reposition . Moving healers usually mean a drop in healing and the last thing I want in a DF pug is to die to trash . Kills morale and makes for a bad run . ( AV first room , I'm looking at you . I wish I could say the same . Why did I click the post even after reading the title ? ... youuuuuu work for the cable company ... Don't you ghandi bot is a bulls fan ? ! Kamigawa was awful . You could print it after any set and it would still be awful . The mechanics are horribly insular and don't play well with others , the hoser cards are ridiculously overpowered ( Kataki and Ishi-Ishi They have lives , why does not having enough time make them not good enough / proper for their position . This is a half truth - just went through it this week The awkward moment when that actually happened with you not 5 minutes ago . Um , no . Why would you get dyes on your account from characters that don't exist at the time of the patch Wow .. You have just described my problems that I'm struggling with after a back surgery . My hands and toes get cold easily , while my dick can get erections but do not stay hard . If I even switch concentration for a split second , it becomes limp . Seriously though what would it say about her home life if she dreams about her mother constantly bad-touching everyone ? It would require a full second season just to touch on those issues . I don't remember any fucking . Two boxes in and counting . The first shot I thought it was a mammoth or big foot or some shit . Oh yes . Because Dutch news are otherwise full of news like " a Dutchman let a granny take his place on the train " or " a Brit listened to a significant other with patience and compassion " . Wiki says the arsonist is up for parole next year . And OP marked the first one as helpful ... So like ... what about when they see their address in the return address and are like : wtf You look her right in the face with the fury The thing that turns me off of that place ... is AT & T being the only provider Makes sense , but if it somehow leads back that an organization itself is using " reputation management " - I would really like to know ... what a catch twenty-two . And I have subbed . Like I said I would . MWAHAHA , I shall use my reddit skills for great justice . " I knocked on the doorbell " My friend tells a funny story about Roman Numerals . He works at a comic book / video game store and a customer comes in asking for " Final Fantasy VI " but he actually said VI like it was a word like veee . So my friend corrects him and says you mean 6 . And the guy says oh yeah I've never been good with numeral unos . UTF 8 support ! Oh , just kidding , your migration to " utf 8 " doesn't support 4 - character sequences . * Real * UTF 8 is ' utf 8mb4 ' , obviously ! What if I told you the lexica is a manga ? Went to that site , the first thing I read was " I would like to be a success , in return I will eat the hearts of my enemies " Oh . Well I guess that explains why people are saying he sniffed his sisters panties The original premise behind SAW > ( Let's just quickly update our dll's .... what could happen No soldier keyword ? no that was right , I think ... hey ... are you following me ? Then Kubo will have successful trolled his entire fan base How did you * * not * * know this ? I have had that video since it came out on VHS and is the only reason i have a VCR . The kitties get a movie night every couple of weeks . your consistency baffles me , as I don't believe you are actually a bot It's like a Dr Who evil-alien Initial thought after reading the video's title : Uh ... Why do I keep clicking these things ? This is now in my YouTube history Crimeny , tell me about it haha . My dad hated it , there's a pic of him and my mom and his face is all I downloaded a car . Lol good on you , so many comments on facebook public posts about how it doesnt matter and that nintendo already tried with the Virtual Boy and failed ( Yes , I actually saw this argument Fine . Screw the hawaiian shirt . Tassels . For my balls . ಠ_ಠ It even takes longer to say , so it's not like it even works as an abbreviation even . I also want to try the Hobbes Blood . I may order some of that . And I've never smelled a urinal cake , so ... Dark hair is bad genes ? Jesus man I just enjoy playing video games . Not all the time . Not constantly . But I enjoy it . You people all need to calm down clown up in this piece . > Hating bacon , replies , and " I'll take 8 8ths please " One does not simple MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! into Mordor ! Make sure you pay for it first Lying in bed with a thong and ... Ugg boots ? Least it's not a 3-0 lead . I dunno ... sounds like you've had plenty of opportunity for farming runs Why did you do that ? Hence the Who said you never forget it's there I can only imagine what the Japanese will make for the Morpheus That's not a house . It's a prison . I never learnt that trick Not looking forward to that That was as plain as your head My goodness , my ENFP brethren , I'm not as crazy as I thought I was , Still single , much to the chagrin of a friend who insists Tindr will be life-changing if I give it a chance . Wait , what did she use all that peanut butter on Pretty sure 5 or six people died from this , including the bus driver Try the entries for phantump and yamask . I ... I just realized that I don't actually own a Nationals jersey . What is wrong with me ? " Goat noises " and " girls orgasming noises " should never be mentioned in one sentence together Assault rifles - the best way to stop a potential suicide from occurring . Edit : nothing to see here If your team beats us at the FIFA world championship we Germans will hate you all over again . It's been already * sixteen * years since this race ? Wait what ? Miki is no girl ? I actually played the DOA volleyball game that came out on the original Xbox back when I was a hormone-fueled teenage lad ( I received this before and the cabinet latch is great for keeping my nosy ferret out . Well , until he opens it a crack and slips it . Ferrets are strong . The ad at the end was a real shame . You're not you when you are hungry , you are saying lovely feminist ideologies . Better fix that with a snickers . Thank you . I was talking about the carrier logos ( Way to pump up exposure to your commercial , Home Depot Apparently my condoms . They make quiet furnaces ? My 80 % Trane is 20 + years old and sounds like a damn jet . And there's only one wall between it and the master bedroom But I can't live mas when I get diabeetus from your breakfast menu Wait that mod is real Who the f * * * made this bot ? Or wet wipes . Anyone who doesn't use bum wipes is a savage . There's no reason to be going around with a dirty butt in 2014 . Or people stealing them . / ( o ° o / ) ノ ( / ( o . o / ) ノ ( He'd start playing Nirvana and the kids would be into it , but halfway through he'd flip out and start playing Skrillex without noticing that the 80s kids are now all going A small stem with a bush on the top Speedball by looks of those recessed eyes . Upon entering this subreddit , my face : Only if you talk dirty to me And even if they have " purchased " it , the back-end payment portion of the website ISNT EVEN BUILT YET This is interesting . Wait .. they put out movies in the IMAX theatres that aren't shot in IMAX ? what ? It looks really good , but yeah the stealth is ... No matter how much I look I can't find African America on any map , to me it's just America ... WHO KNEW ! Why are / u / Leviro 2005 ' s balls upside down ? I make pasta in my coffee pot Hope you guys aren't getting tired of all my sprite comic spam . I've posted more than the number of days I've been a redditor Don't forget smart and talented ! She's definitely the package , and what happened to her is one reason people are reluctant to post in GW . That first part was pretty specific I'll never be on the same level as / u / Randis_Albion Or not enough . Wow , just wow Butt Humps ? * * I just can't get my mind around the fact of why someone took the time out of their day to make this * Enjoyed my hot holes * He lips The link I posted has one of the leaders of Right Sector admitting there were some bad seeds in the crowd , and they took care of them . Probably the most highly covered media event in the world right now and no one can back up their claims of ' storming ' with anything other than a picture of a guy attempting to climb up a ledge . Current mood : Awake . Good god I live in illinois I love that one . " Please verify the last four digits of the account holder to help pull up your account for faster customer service " says the road robot . As soon as the agent picks up the phone " With whom am I speaking with , thanks , and can I get the last four of your social . " If this were a pug , the group would disolve because it wasn't a 1 - shot . CURRENT META . IF IT'S META , IT'S CURRENT , UNLESS SPECIFIED AS OLD . Apparently she saw something so offensive on the morning broadcast that she didn't even change out of her pajamas . C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER ! Stop following me ! Just googled " blue waffle " ... Cannot unsee Here in the good ol ' U . S . of A . it's check . And I couldn't be lexicographer because I am illiterate Oh look , that's what happens when I misread something ( Gotta love when you are called out for low DPS on protectors or Nazgrim though because you play a melee and are actually following the mechanics and not just tunneling a boss the entire time . By that point we usually go to randoms . This doesn't work well if you have > 4 players because the computer will get Diddy King Every . Fucking . Time . THOU SHALT NOT JPEG FOR TEXT ! ! That's just it : I don't see any pictures Wow . At first I was like , huh ? just sounds like a high , asian woman's voice . And then > Haha , I guess not then . We must be listening to different tapes . ( Please respect tables ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( did you just spoilify the the movie ? ? ? YOU GOT MY HOPES UP ! You got them flying so high and then dashed them against the rocks . I hope you're happy with yourself , / u / AerialSun . Paints kidneys black , leaves lower grille inserts chrome / silver ლ ( You commented on your post Well it sometimes aint for me , because my IGN is JoffreyBaratheon and so ppl hate me for no reason . Just cause i killed precious ned stark and play teemo sometimes This is " Unpopular opinion puffin " yet every comment in this thread is another person freaking out because they disagree ... I accept said welcome . ノ ( My hugs " Gorgeous with big boobs and fine body . " I'm actually now reading that article , and what he said about SAF .... I would rep that cap so hard .......... hat . My ex was similar . He said he wanted to enter the priesthood . Apparently the priesthood's name is Laurie . And homeless people wonder why other people hate them ... Wonder no more Pervert - What's with the aliased power lines ? > No kik or snapchat . That username you sure don't live in quebec . here it still snowed all day today If I could just get that excited about playing guitar then maybe I'd get better . Felt all the way in Carson and I'm sure LB could as well . First house shake for me ! Continue on lol .. Because I would be in the van . * * YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE BEST OF ME ! * * I think he means Schlongs of Skyrim No . A screenshot of an imgur upload ? Really ? * * NEVER * * * * FUCK YOU * * If you're interested we could go on a ride dat link * wants to eat that pussy * Or was placed It's likely that she's used to typing penis a lot ( Gotta love Paddy Power , however British Nice I'm trying to get out of silver as well it's hard as hell when your team mates are derp though . Had guy on my team yesterday no scoping a door because he thought he could get a wall bag we lost that round did they not see how people reacted when facebook bought whatsapp not too long ago ? Soy el único que le vio durante un largo momento el trasero antes que el slice de pizza ? ! HE DOESN'T HAVE NIPPLES Does anyone but Seiko know how to work on these ? Homeland Security in charge of everyone's healthcare . Now there's an idea . ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ Elephants Ride Me ( ノ If there was something interesting in their profiles , I wouldn't have a hard time messaging them . Nope that's the Amiga version , so that would be a grand total of 12.9 MB ( thanks for not using HD floppy drives Commodore Alternate title : Guess my favorite character . ( I think I have a problem * again * * * DONT YOU EVER GET TIRED ? * * FLAIR UP I know ! ! ! just because something's in Detroit doesn't automatically make it a pile of shit Absolutely wrecked TIL physically challenged people still call mentally challenged people " retarded " I upvoted it , but I am still > Referee Phil Dowd In light of recent events , the Ukrainian one .... People starving is never funny Holy crap dude . I think it's time to pick something else up . Have you been to a derm ? I second / r / skincareaddiction , they've helped my skin so much ! I hear ya on the bitch face , I have hooded eyes so I have the perma Or both arms Vive le Québec libre I know , I know . I could pay and not have ads at all . Maybe now I will . There is this pastor guy who has these voice ads . Normally , I can just tune him out , but not today . Not when this line penetrated my perceptual filter : " Jesus ' arms were nailed wide apart to show that he can embrace us all . " This " The image reads circle where it should obviously read cheese . Stars , is he luring you with pizza and sweet words into a bubble bath ? So he took the second pic while pulling the snake out ? You must have kept zone chat disabled . So many idiots Pretty much this le ಠ_ಠ_ tiny cute man thing didn't think ' tiny man tools ' was any better Offer secure mumble - uses someone else's teamspeak .. mad when DDoS'd . I'm a biologist and I could make a better bridge than that Just an endless cycle of MILFs I thought I was in the orgy one above yours and I read the first one Was this his / her expression ? : Oh why hello there I see you are new to the sub wel .... that's a suspicious amount of hand sanitizer and rubber duckies Funny , considering my Japanese friends always went on how western I draw . Not enough anime for anime fans , too " anime bullshit " for western fans - forever caught between two cultures . The Ironborn hate me because the Starks have made me theirs and the Starks dislike me because I'm Ironborn .... ლ ( Lighting ? What lighting ? What if Chevy is paying you off in order to hint at Tesla paying off R / Technology ? It's almost exactly 12:47 here He wanted something reminiscent of Miles Davis ' " Tutu " album cover , but with skulls as the light reflections in the eyes ( second photo is sans skulls ) . Not sure if it's what he wants since he fell asleep early * Why * Such a stern response IMHO both teams needed to play with te same champions exept darien , I agree . But I think if Gambit ( especially Darien ) played serious for one time , they could've won . I mean , shyvana with 3 Cloack's of Agility ? Really ? I thought you said I wouldn't need a calculator ... ಠ_ಠ Nice response I've heard women say the first thing they go for in any number of scenarios is the groin . Even when the man isn't being threatening . But I suppose they could justify that by saying they felt " oppressed " so they had to defend themselves . That what they mean ? * It better not be apples * Why would you be cuddling with your dad ? yes , it does Sick fuckers I trust you've tried this ? Came here to ask this . Hope OP Delivers ... / r / pokemon ノ ( I feel your pain . That's what it sounds like to me . All women are disposable bc he can find another . But they would know a trashing is going to happen and wouldn't come in . Okay - I am sure you have better intel than I . I had the same thought Jimmy and Poochy ... Watch out , that one bot will find you ... I have no idea what bot you mean , but if there's a bot that's triggered by the No . I wonder if they exist in Gold 5 . I don't want to climb elo anymore . Rest in peace in peace .... What a slaughter I guess he converted to Islam a few hundred years ago I can only play small player maps like rush and Domination on PS4 now any Large Conquest or Carrier Assult has unplayable rubber-banding . Which sucks because There aren't any Small CQ or CA servers . Basically my favorite game modes are no longer an option Oh yaaaah . Another parent who thinks society owes them for having a child . Schools .... Well it does just the one button that does this ಠ_ಠ face so I think I can handle not having custom text or emotes as long this / r / treesappraisal . It's on the sidebar Didn't see Jennifer Hale mentioned anywhere . I'm on Alien Blue and did not know about the ಠ_ಠ button . I just use the I put the hyphen there for people like you The same thing happened to me two nights ago , but it was David Bowie ... like , current David Bowie . Clearly an 8 seed Unsure if this is racism or a compliment There is a video dude . Stop being a potato and an ignoramus . In your reply box , tap the arrow at the top of your screen and a menu comes down . Swipe the menu right and you get more options , including the Yes , developers on OSX chose it because of " iEverything .... " Dude , you are CONSTANTLY lurking ' rising ' , I see you everywhere , and you need to know one thing . You have a problem , you're so depressed . Even when there is NO context for the sadness , you are just sad . You need to cheer up man , Reddit will always be here for you . We can get through this , but one day I hope to see you go from this Best advice is best ... TL ;D R : TL ;D R ...... Maybe just the kayak for now . Thanks . I try not to be Overzealous OP but your username It wasn't even yesterday . ^ That wasn't carl's belt You sound like me man . My arms and legs have literally frightened people before ^ ^ Good ... ^ ^ You ^ ^ don't ^ ^ want ^ ^ to ^ ^ know ^ ^ what ^ ^ i ^ ^ do ^ ^ to ^ ^ snitches . ^ ^ Pits safe to presume that the welcome to Terminus potluck plate handed to Rick was human meat . ~ ~ Who would spend rent money on rims ? ~ ~ That makes absolutely no sense at all . Makes 3 of us That is not imgur . Unless she or Rachelle win HoH ... Spoiler for a 15 years old game ? " Top of their game " applies very loosely in this case . Or you want them to break their arms . ^ ^ ^ ^ You shut your whore mouth about Ratatouille that movie was perfect 128g you say ? That's pretty hefty . I'll have to bring my scales to verify And now is lunchbreak for United Kingdom , but Siesta time for Spain , so anything goes really , also Australia / S.E.Asia will be primetime . Also , all you U . S . kids should be paying attention to class . The girls in austria are going for dem 1 mm thick ones Nothing about that campaign seemed serious to me either . It's like Twix's left & right factory . A joke campaign for advertising purposes . But in the same fashion as Diamond Shreddies , I've literally had someone tell me recently that " Twix tastes better ever since they split the factories . " I didn't realize ` http_build_url ` was able to modify AND parse URL's like this library can do . Not sure if I should be horrified or amused ... But the one next to her has a full moustache And since when does asking warrant a " man up " ? Did you even read the article ? Oh not its fine , honestly , il put that back . ┬ ─ ─ ┬ ノ ( For a quick second I forgot this guy even existed , I thought it was a Magic Mike thumbnail A ) That's a lot of people not participating in race threads ... Rangers fan , at least you won one . Made it to two series in a row and lost both " From the Tubes of You . " Yeah I know , first the thugs were like ┌ ∩ ┐ ( ◣ _ ◢ ) ┌ ∩ ┐ and then / u / GrandBuba was like ¯ \ _ ( ツ ) _ / ¯ but then the thugs ( ╯ ° □ ° ) ╯ ︵ ┻ ━ ┻ and in response / u / GrandBuba was ( this is my favorite bot . ( ╯ Syndra : Head of state Confession : I hated secret bases , contests , and diving . Because it has roughly 200 less points than the most upvoted comment in this thread . Sam thing - crashes constantly . I thought the secret sauce was their only real secret " I was ok , but i guess you fixed that didn't you asshole . I know this is exaggerated , but still ? We have cities here too , you know . I'm watching the Truman Show right now . Thanks for caring but on this side it's going pretty well he probably did your mother too ... wait ... Because the nature of the Only if you give me reason to ... Not hearing , but listening to . Riiiiiiiight . So barring lifelong couples from hospital rooms , barring adoptions , retirement benefits , medical coverage ... but yeah . It's all just soooooo overblown . Talk to someone whose life has been affected by a bigot like this guy . Then perhaps you'll see , it's huge . It's serious . And my statement is not at all hyperbole . I downloaded " pure " . It's still searching for a match in the metro San Diego area . " Listen here you failed abortion " - My twin brother yesterday . Yeah , but can you milk those ? His team would be full of the most annoying Pókemon . All with protect and detect . 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It's always downvoting for me , and I think it's because as an asian it's reading my eyes as cringing all the time I refreshed a tab I loaded like an hour ago , saw the comic sans , remembered the date Glue ? ! What the hell kind of glue are you using ? Finally someone who gets it . I was in nursing school and had that wanted to hang out . He was like no one is that busy or needs to study that much . I kid you not he quoted that meme . Having finals is an excuse ... Awesome . Need tritium for a fancy wedding ring ? FUCK YOU , PAL . Need tritium to shoot people ? BE OUR GUEST . I know I got a crash course in dodging Nidalee spears today ... I'm onto you , Karl No . This ... I ... Wha ... I just cannot believe people like this actually exist ... This is just too much , how can anyone really be that much of a douche , and right from the start too ... That hover text ... You have been here for 2600 days and have 14.5 k karma . Kinda sad that those retarded emoticons like " Try hovering your mouse over it . Because I'm 16 ... I hope you are not talking about my boyfriend's roommate League of Legends Why are you hiding behind an anonymous screen name , in fact ? I'm posting under my given birth name . What do you have to hide ? She then got mouth raped " art " You must be a hit at parties I swear to God that better be an April Fool's joke . How disingenuous of them .. To publish a non-causal study in J Epidemiol Community Health . Crooks and liars and statisticians , the lot of them . * Man * .. / r / gonewild Is only full of men now So you should Yes , and about a hundred less creepy guys staring Don't look at me like that ! Not sure if you're serious or not . I saw these had been posted at work and waited till I got home and had a moment to sit down with the iPad and cup of tea tea read through them properly . I got to the second bullet point You're the master . Just have them call you King Leonidas That font ... explain yerself ... I have no idea what is going on here . Guys what if this is Google's way of announcing to us that they're buying Amazon . You don't have gold . ghandi flipped my table ( ╯ ° □ ° ) ╯ ︵ ┻ ━ ┻ wikibot what are tables ? [ [ 2d20 ] ] + / u / rollme flip a coin hehehehe I laughed . My husband's ( who has type 1 diabetes ) face . Lacy black ! Who wouldn't want to explore an abandoned hospital ? Only men carry children . At least your team's in playoff position . I'm an Oilers fan I'm curious as to how you could break that cycle , with out sex involved She was the only one who got to eat during the shooting . ... and confusing . I haven't really been a fan of the whole DogeCar thing since the beginning , myself ... but that's a pretty shitty attitude to have . Seriously , all these drone updated and no mention of AI / UI updates Hey Trout , do you find it odd you're following the in the footsteps of Tim Salmon ? Coincidence , I think not They two blocks from my house but I didn't know My reaction was first ‽ and then ‼ and then % † & @ ⁋ ⁂ ‡ and then I realized it was an AFJ and I was like How does she know what incest feels like ? I'd like to see some proof about bypassing 2FA What is wrong with you people ? These are basic things that apply to ANYTHING .. I really don't think ' ' Graser fans ' ' are like this And when you zoom in on your phone it gets bigger / r / ofcoursethatsathing When replying to a comment tap the arrow at the top of the screen , then swipe that menu to the right . There are options to add an image , the I'm pretty sure it is pronounced Aquaduck Island , after Rhode Island's most famous super hero .. This doesn't seem like the best thing to do . I see what you did there .... Or when people loudly sniffle .... I kind of stalked you . And erm , I'd rather have your brain or hands , which ever work for you At first I was like Y U NO SHOT THE CHICKEN ? ? ! ? ! ? ? ! ? This is why developers want to kill end users . " Wednesday 02 April 2014 " You put over 200 days of your life , more than half a year , into LBP ? How dry do you want it ? ? ? Like a desert ? Dude . QUICK , SUMMON EVEN MORE BOTS ( ╯ Metro isn't even that old Then ... where does vanilla come from ... You've spent hundreds of dollars on weather apps ? > Dude . great , now i want one I'm removing this because it was posted here two days ago . What's gonna cause the South to spring for your username ? ... Ugh . Exactly . " Here's a story my brain made up while it was bored while I was sleeping . Let me tell you this nonsense in excruciating detail . " You forgot an * in the Trial Results section . Thanks autourbanbot . I'm assuming it's short for analysis , but if not , I'm going to have to give him the concerned face I'm done with * you * for the day Only if they're brightly colored and talk It is really sad to see . how can such a beautiful and imposant animal can have such a ridiculous and moron live . To be used so unnaturally . The elephant isn't aware of what he is doing , it isn't pride of his work nor have any human sentiment on his actions . Just plain confusion . It have the exact ' ' I don't know what i'm doing ' ' dog meme but instead of a dumb smile it have that face : dat marking Woah I was totally scrolling through and almost missed this ... I wonder if I've ever been mentioned elsewhere .. Or pitcher Aerosmith Singer's daughter That superimposition no amount of abuse makes going to prison worth it don't do it bro ! ლ ( It has so much potential , but it sucks ass . They really put NyQuil in it ? I bet he was so drunk he * thought he was invisible * also a toy train Tell me more about these MILFS ... You could have daughters , you know . Haha , yes . Except I'm not sure the job title ' typist ' exists anymore . But , all other references : still so Canberra ... Thanks man What would happen if I , while driving , just decided to play chicken with a random car . Of just drive off the road . Or anything like that How old are your kids ? Holy crap , you guys got far while I was asleep . If only my sleeping period was the TEN HOURS you guys took to teach dive yesterday ... That MAKES him a New Zealander .... Oh goddammit , why did I even think that would be something different . Of course it's going to be people screwing dogs , and not a joke or something . It appears to me that we're getting at least * some * useful grinding in here . I honestly hope democracy rioters realize how necessary this is and don't get all pissy about lack of progress Forgot to mention that we also had finished it while hiding it at the safe spot . Couldn't risk it being empty when I get back Why does his chin have a 4 - pack value to other people is definitely gone the dont get anything for them on GTS but maybe OP values them Or a " goat " story . Every damn time I don't check , guess how it ends ! Now you have to ... I've got my eyes on you Last time I had someone with the possessed trait , he became my next king of Ireland , then converted to Waldensian , which got the Pope to declare a Crusade on my kingdom . > Holy fuck every fireman there was uncircumcised We're all Stalkers . I've probably touched that exact hand rail . * Why don't you play a real class * " Cracker " ? lol . I didn't put in any anti-piracy measures .. Thanks for reminding me this man exists . I see what you did there ... I blocked king.com on my router . It worked for a couple of times but the websites started using some other domain to redirect me to the App Store I always hold eye contact . I can see the depths of your soul \ # 1 in the related videos ... This is my nightmare ! She just plopped her big yellow behind in Freckles ' old spot Yes let's do that Some guy just followed / u / Warlizard around asking him if he was / u / Warlizard from the Warlizard gaming forum ( which doesn't exist , the guy was just messing with him ) It went on for a few months before he told him that it doesn't exist and now every time people see / u / Warlizard , they ask him if he's from the gaming forum , in which / u / Warlizard's usual response is " I'm looking at * you * , 9gag . Dat haircut and forehead tattoo Where are the bed sheets ? Laundry day ? OP's mom is dead . ಠ_ Must buy all three ? So do you arrive whenever anyone says I was actually standing outside till the wind changed and I really started smelling the rubber Not sure if innuendo ..... First I thought you were talking about dude at the beach and was like " It's corny , but whatever , " and then I was like When did Sprewell get traded to the Timberwolves ? After this comment I'm really apprehensive as to whether I should install this Thanks y'all . If you don't like the video and what he is doing you shouldn't post it . You're just encouraging him . In the same sense the rest of us shouldn't have to pass up on good tech just because some people can't afford a reliable Internet connection . Please respect the tables ┬ ─ ┬ / ( " I want you to tell me that you love me . " " ... well at least I know what it feels like now . " Actually this , morning EUE / EUW full of kids skipping their school . I prefer having 150 ping on USE to explaining those dudes how skills work ( - You got to 3.5 k without knowing how thirst works ? - Brother's acc . Here's another good one . You're at the movies , buying popcorn from the concessions for $ 4738473849 28 or whatever they hell they charge for it . They say " Enjoy your movie ! " and of course you say " You too ! " Chao , I'm gonna ask you a question and I want you to be honest with me . Did you set your house on fire just to see your hometown on Reddit ? Wow . TL ;D R : do my school work ... And it also broke every other toggle page besides the initial one that wasn't an oversight Darnit Morthy , now I want Subway . 156 Minion Kills ? Me please When people type " www.google.com " into * google's search page * there's UI work to do ? Yes , you're right ! I also wonder especially about the guy in front , if he was black , or if he was white and turned black funny , $ 3.57 price of gas right down the street from my house Well , at least your username and flair uncover the motives behind this comment Because you sound smug . Your tone , if it's genuine , doesn't translate to text . Shhh ! the pair of you I cant hear what the last bingo number was . My parents have the sweetest Vizsla . Except her * father * is also her * brother * . So she's pretty derpy . And I've witnessed her eat poop more times than I'd like Finally ? " I'm support an increase in minimum wage , but I'm against Obama's increase in minimum wage . " Hey ! Why you gotta say Alabama ? Can not unsee These are awesome , have to find some now ... wallet Hey guys no GoT spoilers ! Holy shit ... Is this real life ? I was trying to think of others . I know we've run into these bugs before , I just can't remember any of them . Seems like you have some experience in this particular field Your username is highly inappropriate right now It's called pork roll , you peasant . If you want to dispute the quality of the sources in a specific manner , do that ( I think maybe you just missed the list ) . No biggie . I agree that stuff like this is usually pretty low quality so ... thanks for posting it I guess ? Lol ! No The interior scenes need more RANDOM FUCKING NOISE in the background . And the washing machine hum in the background of the whole thing wasn't quite noticeable enough , they needed to turn that shit up to 11 . blow up his car They had their ways TIL if I ride mass transit in the UK , I * will * get vomited on at some point I WOULD BE THE KING OF ALL WALRUSES ! ! ! ! ! ! ! MUAHHAHAHAH I just realized I've never seen a black woman on the front page Did you take a picture of your monitor with a camera I have a black friend who would always get told by his black grandma that he could date any girl he wanted . She could be stupid , poor , ugly . Didn't matter . As long as she wasn't black . Yo lo dejar ía presentarse , y acabando el concierto le siembro coca , lo levanto y lo mato Did this part of my ballsack touch a towel ? OP ... Please Money don't grow on trees , man That would definitely handicap you Why must you be ? Should have mentioned that it's an indoor cat ... I don't need to know the details ... I'll take 18 boxes thanks .... We want midgets ! NOW ! ! ! Also known as isopropyl alcohol , in case of any future miscommunications . Why rest in peace ? That .. That was , unique ? No . Once i was just doing computer stuff , then suddenly i coughed up a weird brown yellow like little ball like smaller then a marble , and when i smelled it . I have everything set to autocorrect when I type something I never type , E . g , Clrtxt is hyperlinked . Spoilertag for spoiler tags . I never forget how to do anything and I can do " Settings > General > Keyboard > Shortcuts > + > Phrase : Damn if I had only seen this a few days ago I could have used all those helpful tips and tricks . I think you really like this book , considering the amount of times you post this Did you already have all of the assault rifles unlocked ? " they just work " ..... ( ノ it was black ... then you painted it white .... then black ? What have you done The fish sticks I have those same vans Let's keep this bad boy going So much creep .. Many smiles .. Well , I haven't read the story , only the synopsis . La skuola non vuole che esca di venerd ì ( ci sono lezioni il mattino successivo GOD DAMMIT GAMBOA HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU . That's was my impression as well , leaving out Livius to avoid the spoiler . Of course in the ending we saw his naked butt I read some insane comment on the internets but the idea of crowd funding Neo is far out ... Wait a second ... Not everyone does that ? Insult their family ....... you fuck children ? Ironically enough , it's called Christian Science , yet they're refusing it ... He was sitting in the platinum seats , so I believe he heard the boos at the same volume as the players Weeden and Richardson in the same year . Some people just rock the shit out of bow ties . Bull fucking shit . In a small town it's hard to find artists if that's who you are and what you're looking for . I also post some of my work in another album . Yes it is Having no real use is what collecting is all about though ... Outcall hotel massage as the targeted ad at the bottom . Or its actually / u / kiwimark Ah man warm beer is the worst . I always become incredibly articulate to compensate for my would-be slurs . For 23 years ? Amateurs ... Watch as I do the work of two redditors at the same time ..... ( ╯ ° □ ° ) ╯ ︵ ┻ ━ ┻ ︵ ノ ( Jesus Christ , that FAAAAACCCCEEEE ! ! ! It was The Others with Nicole Kidman . I was in 3rd or 4th grade when my parents took my 6 year old sister and I to see it as a " fun family outing " . I like them chubby fuck idk why . My ex was perfect . Too bad she's my ex . Yes , on the car . That rage erection . Uh isn't this software ? Most of the food I ate here in Bandung were below the minimum price . Now I wonder whether or not these food are edible ... What the .. God damn it . Why do I learn this just now . I really don't know . A lot seem very young though now that you mention it " For external use only . " The mom was It's okay I apparently did this too but at dinner in public next to some black people ......... I'm white Are you telling me there's a chance GoT doesn't premier tomorrow ? Maybe she will let him ride around on her Rascal ? Welcome to the LODC . You are one of us now . in RES its a short cut . Failing that google " You maintain afterward ! ? Oh . Are you responding to the ‎ Purple ? Yes because it is a parody of the Simpsons . This is just a rough storyline for a typical porn . It is not a parody of anything . Is that really so hard to comprehend ? Hawks lead shots on goal , blues lead goals . Sooo , typical Blackhawks . I read that too quickly and could've sworn you said , " As a guy who has roofied before . " Fire . I could literally sit in the bottom of my freezer and be warm , and trust me , I have always wanted to sit in the bottom of my freezer Any incest ? I've never said that men don't experience sexual prejudice , merely that I encounter far more men bitching about it than women . Pretty much any time a woman talks about experiencing prejudice on reddit , there's going to be a man who comes along to say that he has it just as bad . It's not a contest her legs are the sexiest things ever .. i might just have a leg fetish " Speak British for me ! " Here , have this : \ ノ ( I think he pronounces it like " cusp " Looks really good Stop it , bots ! Yes they were . Same thing in Ontario , CA ( Canada , seriously having 2 Ontarios in 2 regions abbreviated with CA is not a smart idea Am I the only one here who thinks she might have started with a completed / new cube and disassembled the pattern then reversed the video ? Doesn't seem like enough moves . Get your shit together , Gaybros . > They boil the water for their tea .... in the microwave Most are still in snow / ice / water . I'll wait that everything melts , because I don't want to receive shit particles while hammering the ice . The warm and fuzzy feeling this adorable puppy gives me is somehow ruined by the distinct sound of that troll Nancy grace on the tv in the background . I'd know that bitch's voice anywhere . 3 weeks ? Jesus Christ that's forever You to read like a romance novel ... a romance novel that I want to read No , mum is incorrect . Mom is correct . You should probably know the difference Mum means silent . You should probably know this People who keep things in the oven scare the crap outta me . I can't remember ever checking beforehand if there was something in the oven before preheating it ... not to say I shouldn't have to , but it's preeetty easy to forget Yea man , did your parents never tell you that you need to get your b-hole bleached like every 6-12 months ? Wait what ? ? Who are you ? ? i have a lot of people on my facebook that do this > like le sir It's got to be a troll . Does anyone think this was serious ? Couldn't be the methane pouring out of their asses . I like it . But that volcano just seems extra evil for some reason . But to save cost , I usually reuse mine for the second wipe .. Sums up today's world .. " Better not to see it with my own eyes and simply experience the moment , but rather tweet some crappy selfie to make others jealous " Or people use antibiotics for things that aren't bacterial . I wouldn't recommend it , meat makes you strong like ox ! খ ( That referral link > They boil the water for their tea .... in the microwave Google and Apple খ ( > They boil the water for their tea .... in the microwave It's happened more than once ? ! > How would they know where I'm looking unless they're checking me out from the corner of their eye ? CDR ? You can get that on other gear . That socket . That crit amount . I can put two and two together ..... Y por que har ías eso ? Darius Rucker You've let your dog smoke weed ? Well obviously the first language anyone thinks about when talking about England is French ... Not wtf . I didn't get my shit stolen from Target , but gave all of it to Experian for monitoring . They better not have fucking exposed all of my info or I'm going to lose my shit . Oh god ... You can also just use her soul to upgrade your flask " Very sexy baby " I know some neighbourhoods aren't the best but ... players should not get a vote on what they get koolshadow Oh that sweet sweet sound of the whip roaring in protest as you force the bitch into a lower gear to slow down for a corner . That's right you dirty girl , imma grip you hard and thrust the gas in . turn for me baby . daddy loves you ..... Omg he's such a little cutie ' I just work up for school ( it's about 5:30 here So an iPhone isn't a " proper phone " ? > I thought your flair was France with a cap You have perfect feet . You should become a foot model ........ There was a car show ? I read that as drowning cats Il témoigne par même du * * mon nom d'usiteur * * que le fran çais est bien du moi plus que TOI . Je suis naquis de France et qu'en la République ne mange pas le maki , mais maqu é avec le maquis And usually on the first and third beat . dry herb eh .. Highest voted " Excited face with tongue sticking out ? There was a muppet special after he died , all muppets were there except for Kermit ... Because they said he lost his voice . Opened it in the dark and was blinded by the white background ( so she's also into stuff with poo I was going to google it , but the screenshot has an IPv 4 address with 5 octets How does the food comsumptiom process work ? ( how does he eat and shit afterwards ? ) what about peeing JPEG : For text I don't get a real anxiety , BUT a steady annoyance of having to deal with all these flamers again . ( I am looking at you , Kevko / Svenskeren / Nuke something something face Not even a fan of Baseball , but this looks amazing .... EA has some splaining to do for Madden shake it less .. a lee sin drawing , yet we see nothing .... i see what u did there fixed typo in this one what's new ... Pure evil ! My reaction to the Streak ending was much like this : Are you ill ? What ? I like looking at things okay ... Can't a pervert on the internet just browse freely without getting the " Just tell me eyes . It was the first scene to made me cringe in a long time , especially because The Hound had to stab him a few times before he died . My uterus ruptured during childbirth and I had to have an emergency hysterectomy . Even though I already have 2 kids ( which are all we ever wanted ! ) people still give us crap about not having more . Then I have to go through the whole spiel of " I almost died during childbirth " they still can't STFU about it This feels like a hentai without the hentai The ULTIMATE lie ? Someone's weight is the ultimate lie they can tell ? Call ' em whatever you like .... I know Martian spiders when I see them . Man , my dad's a geologist and I could never even teach him to use the VCR . Here you are getting texts from yours Dear lord do you not clean your toilet ? Seriously it takes like 2 minutes once a week . Exactly a 4:30 mile ? Right , and we've got better hitting depth at first . He's fighting for all of those podcasts without a pirate ship , too . Marc Maron and Comedy Bang Bang are on board . Wait , semen ? No Tesla Coils . If you can double check your order confirmation that you did in fact type it all in correctly - then either chef made a mistake ( not likely if you did it right ) or your mailman has some fresh juice . Molly looks like she's seen some shit . owned a Jiaotongka once , wife stole it after first week . The new transporter movie . One of them might have been a female at one point CSGOLounge never updates this late ( ノ I get really stressed about what people think of me , even if they are complete strangers How much is this ( US store ) ? Don't really want to create an account for their site just to view the price It just looks creepy and dead I ... don't even ... what ? Taken ? Does he heal them by using a gun to remove bullets from them ? You ... you weren't supposed to drink their poo Must be that bottom 1 % of the general population ( Got locked inside a classroom by some assholes that thought it would be funny to lock a bunch of us in after the bell went off for class , Climbed out a window to tell someone to unlock the door for the rest of us ... Suspended for 3 days Only one way to find out boost :: xml :: parse ? No way , better have Property_tree How kind of you . Here's my surprise honey ! But what is it that is back there . Such a bland answer to what is sure to not be very bland I have no idea what that title says .. Wow . When you realise over half of AoT was spent on 1 arc which they stretched to a disproportionate amount in the anime compared to the manga . Mother of god .. I did the same , but I was 34 at the time . Redditor for 11 hours one has to wonder what else is not washed Ray gets love , Gavin gets men Misspelled and Not Sauron . There is toxic gas shooting out of the battery , better get some Febreze . No need to go to a hospital after inhaling it and coughing . I had not seen this before , thanks for posting ... Absolute travesty . " All those opposed , say no . " " NO " This is unreadable . ლ ( TVs . I'm looking at you here , Westinghouse My wife's uncle is a general practitioner . It's accepted for me to bust balls on this topic . Dude , me too ! Kind of . Well , I like to think I am . ... except Uncle Jesse ended up marrying TV show co-host Becky instead of her ending up with Bob Saget I saw a girl at bassnectar a couple months back and she had like 5 . My buddy was gonna buy some and I told him to buy that too , $ 40 for all 4 total . I was sure it was gonna be $ 40 alone . I , for spun reason , decided to wait until next time ... Haven't seen her since ¿ Nada peor que una sand ía buena ? > Teachers these days The guy in the red is looking at the center guy like " really man can't your parents find somewhere else we gotta practice " SO many of these stories should have resulted in massive lawsuits . Okie here , I knew I smelled bullshit . / u / HarvardCrimsonGirl So make her do the humping ? I am a m'lady \ > ( c It's a good chuckle to me . Bahaha . Must not have been my tea . Thank the bot-gods you didn't bet big on titan There's a local officer in Georgia USA that frequently writes in his reports that he could see the " suspect's carotid artery pulsing " . I got a lab report in discovery one time that tested 0.0 grams ... I've seen a young civilian contractor at a military base net a federal criminal charge for " flakes " ( officer's word ) ... Even when it's in its mega evolution ? It's white when I google image search it . I had avoided that video for 29 years ... Uh oh . Looks like someones about to be banned . hehe What ? Still has Xbox prompts even with KB + mouse ? Transparent ! = * glass * ... . Those slippers " YA ICE CRE ... NOOOOOOOOOOO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU BIG MEANY FACE MONSTER ! " Issen is obviously very very angry about the fact the Ice cream place just got destroyed . He glares at ... ahhh Gaaran and Mrokeii ? Yeah its both there faults ! He glares at them for being meany jerk faces Wow it's not like this hasn't happened to teachers who have mentioned the word gun in a positive way before . Manscape on my friend It's on their website . There's a big red button labelled " Increased sales to minors " . You guys are not very Internet savvy are you Provari sucks big floppy donkey dick SIF Rodriguez was already the perfect player ! Now 92 passing and 87 shooting holy moly Does that first video really have someone recording their own reaction to a match * * from two angles * while they watch a match alone . I usually just scroll through reddit Too late , he's a terrorist That doesn't answer the question Dem LOBs If anything , I've learned to slow down my style . When I posted my work on reddit , people have enjoyed it , but they said it felt too wordy and over powering . They were right , I think its because I was so excited to get the ideas on page , while focusing on my flow , I didn't consider that reading my work shouldn't feel like they entered a meth induced epileptic dance club . Dem low sliders No butter here . OP either mis-titled , or doesn't know how to Google " green birds " Lolol OMGZ NO WAY , MADE ME LOLOLO TO THE SKY Yeah nothing quite like gagging and struggling for air while straining your jaw muscles . Tots easy . Lucky ! 1st grader tits ? nothing creepy asking for more half naked pics after seeing her childhood pics Do NOT skip the jar jar episodes in season 6 . I can't get that damn 3 way skit outta my head . Thanks ! It's 50 % off list price there If this works then we need a bot that replies to ಠ ◡ ಠ with The name isn't the one of the blade , it's probably something else No , I meant * * flat * * I sincerly hope , he never never never and I mean never draws Hentai You are fine with suicide bombers ? YOU LIE ! ! ! Way to be a douche , standing on the coral . Nice Repost ! ! Repost is reposted . ha , that's what I've been doing . This one is my favorite : This is a thing .... Grimmgreen reporting for duty ! I'll be there early evening Thursday through the whole weekend . Of you don't come say hi to me , I might never forgive you It was a 40 + year-old woman . I can't believe I keep on confusing the up volume key for the down one ( He did what ? We're putting cats in vending machines now ? Is there no limit to what people will do for karma ? ( / s , unless you really did this OP , in which case You can't trade Vauban Thank you so much for posting this ! I just received my B . S in Bioengineering and am becoming very frustrated with the application process and the lack of response . I partly became an engineer because i thought it would be easier to find a job than all the finance majors that have been having trouble finding placement over the recent years ... Not much luck so far t ( c = =( FALSE : I abnegate assembly based celebratory diversions based on the statistic fallacies generated by the common deliberations routinely found in such settings . What a coincidence . I also had a lot of lemons until a lemon stealing whore stole them all . I might go procure some fine greens after I get off from my 7 am to 5 pm job Best thing about the game was seeing all those Germans in the stands behind bars . Back where they belong . You were boning him ? HolyClopBatman , I trusted you Stick ... Stick your penis in it . Hiding in the closet and scaring them close to having a heart attack With the rise of the Oculus and other VR peripherals ... soon ... ლ ( Or DD is a dwarf who dresses up with a fake human body he's really small with his real body fitting under his head mask So during dinner with my mother who work as groundskeeper at a church where people keep stealing copper stuff ( there is a law that says it has to be replaced with new copper stuff Surely you meant a Tali'zorah of your own ... we meet again , creepysmilebot . I have you tagged under " Posts illegal TV links ಠ_ಠ Explain Look at that seal's feet . ಠ * * GUIS LE REDDIT FEDOERA ARMY UPBOAT NECKBEARD , WE GOTS TO SAEV LE REPOST COMMENT JOKES xDxDxDxDxDxDxD ( You didn't even bother to rehost the image , the link was already purple The who ? Considering my name , I guess I'm obligated . Wouldn't that create and endless loop of At least she's drinking water ? Mate de goma raped is pre-rekt , n god damnit it's getting worse Good thing the DoD isn't taxpayer-funded . Wait ... god damnit now we have to face smyly Puig and Chone Is your girlfriend single ? / r / Austin disapproves of this comment . Does the cunnilingus master offer lessons ? Eh who cares ... you'll probably swallow it in your sleep Con is getting on my nerves with the " dear " and " darling " comments . She needs to be maneuvered into proposing something the VP hates ... Dude . Ugh that is the most frustrating ! And honestly , you are probably right as that type of favoritism is very likely an ingredient to what is going on here . Oh , the joys of close knit community theatre Oh , well that's okay then . So ... Flowers are like sperm explosions ? yes , if one person tells another they are not interested , and the latter keeps pursuing , surely it is the fault of the former and not of the latter who does not respect boundaries Still not Gove Riot , fix EUW pls That last one , her expression : u serious m8 ? 2 weeks Welp , I've had it happen to me , so yes . When I was still with an ex , one of his roommates would always say that to me . Of course , when we broke up he confessed his undying love for me in a thesis-long email . lol seriously . " free speech zones . " Worse than that - that's the time of the day in the weekend I'm most likely to be pounced on and it's the time I feel least sexy I'm quite ashamed of my name these days , fucking HIMYM . The only thing you have to do to be suspected as a pedophile or kidnapper is be a grown man and have any interaction with a child in public . I think little kids are cute and they make me smile , fuck me right , this never happens when I am with my wife , only when I am out alone . > a thesis-long email . So that is what you do ? You take an clip from a video that was on the front page and repost it . You suck , I bet you are the same kind of person who takes a line from a popular video and types it out in meme form . You are what is wrong with reddit . No , what you're seeing in the picture is imaginary . I don't think so .. But I'm not sure I take offense to this , that is * not * my snow And this is the top comment . Haha , don't tip me back dude , that doesn't make sense :P dogetipbot will go all the other person : Its a dildo [ You hush too Oh yes , I can't stop laughing right now . Oh god ! Not that shit ! I've seen this before > Ehm , does this mean you hope more people are murdered than we know about ? That's not funny Its been posted before you did either one . 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It's very difficult at present . I write articles every week on stocks I think are good buys , that are effectively the aggregate of information gathered across the webs . Even with some incredibly solid DD , those of us trying to put out information can be quite wrong No 80s metal at all Another / r / michigan post about the fluctuating weather patterns .... This sub would really be pretty sparse without them Can confirm . Whoa ! Major HIPAA violation " Saints " paak . naalala ko yung classmate ko nung elementary na inaasar namin " Angelinaaaa baho puki mo ! " Dear lord Dual battery drain fucker almost touched it Sorry . I must be an idiot since I didn't make it to inferno until sometime after a couple of patches . I'll try to stop saying stupid shit . So much Me neither ! Damn you ! I had to click on that link :( I adverted my eyes to avoid the worst of it , but ya i got he jist ಠ_ಠ ಠ ‿ ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ ‿ ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ ‿ ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ ‿ ಠ ... I didn't think you were a jerk ... 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Come on Reddit , don't be like that * * NO * * Checking if it's still there We can't blame everything on Ramirez , Gray is doing too well tonight floridaneedshelp all right . They need help spelling . We said we need more photos of this dog One moment , we didn't sponsor any sport So do we think Negan will kill the first person he kills in the comic in the tv show ? No you didn't . Awesome ! Thanks a lot man ! This is weird but it's the first time I've won anything scroll up . Really ? Yup , just like a three year old . Lucky you , my company * * requires * * itemized receipts for everything ! even food ... And alcohol is strictly forbidden . Not yet . That username ... He's in no condition to drive . My Thai roommate always talks about that around me and her boyfriend and makes a ' scissors ' gesture The stool sample container sitting on my desk . Imagine we have 16 different winners by Richmond . Gordon isn't one of them , yet leads the standings ... Why's this so funny ? That sounds pretty weird . You know what else is weird ? NOT TAKING NETHERTOXIN AT LEVEL 1 Proud Kaplanneer with some weird fan art that I did a while back . No . You're fat . I've gotten that nearly every time I've been color matched . I'm really pale , and the Oompa Loompa look makes me look " healthy . " Apparently . These work . You don't know how to use them ? But what do you do with the third shell ? TIL Freshies and Moldies . I didn't know that was you . Hell no . Somehow I manage to frequently miss Tackle ( which has a 95 % accuracy ) ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Facebook application . Sneakily disguises itself as a VoIP application ( * How * fond ? goddamn dude Well fuck you too , graveler . 凸 Hahaha , I'm a dude and I never noticed that my username could possibly be refering to breast size . Now I know what's on your mind Shit that was today ? Thanks for reminding me / r / ManBoobsGoneWild ( NSFL ) , is that what you're into ? As long as it's not " / " fic ... " Can I use your phone " Just don't get attached to any character , everyone dies Little guy has got your back , unless he's a vegetarian Not now that you've posted it on Reddit . Thanks ! Ha , but you really should have zipped the rar . Can't unzip rar's ? Really ? unless it's from food poisoning Who spit in your cheerios ? No it needs / \ / \ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Not a SINGLE cat gif ... The horror ... that guy did you not see the You're probably right . It's just strange because blocking me would make sense if it had said I had read the message , but I hadn't . I wasn't even online - I was at work . When I got home at 4:15 , bam , the message * was gone . WTF ? peope only use 10 % of their brains . They are now making a movie about it Are those the only lyrics ? ? W-what ? Why ? ? It's called nigger-tit here in Brazil I enjoy it risky From which movie ? To the boston meetup . Don't do you dare steal this when he does his AMA . Sadly , my friend fell into their trap and bought a $ 3600 gaming laptop from Alienware . $ 3600 .... That's 553.8 chicken burritos at Chipotles . But seriously the default specs for some of the desktops have an r9 270 and a i7 - 4960x plus 64gb of system RAM . Taking a personal loan out for a car . Sold the car to move overseas and still paying it off ... It's happened You just searched his comment history , didn't you ? Really ಠ_ಠ_ 123/125 . Couldn't spell demon deacons for the life of me and as far as I'm concerned , South Alabama does not exist . I actually really liked this game but MOST of your childhood ? really ? This is utter utter nonsense . Yeah it's great living exactly in the middle of all that My favorite stock messaging feature is raise to your ear and dictate . I use it all the time walking around downtown to not look like a jack ass who's talking to his phone Just when you think they can't make a more inane comment ... Why do people feel the need to do this .. I .. 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Destroying everybody's hopes like that and shit Barrett for the title please . Im following you , videos never lie God damn it , Var ... Oh hang on thanks for the input redtail_the_fox , or as your people might say , " Two Keks To you , You Glorious Bastard . Y U NO GIFF ME GOLD $ 2.5 m and it just has a normal seat belt ? Ahh , Istanbul . Still marks the most " fucks " I've uttered at work ever ... That game lives in your nightmares . Sat through all of that for the Dinosaur Jr . , Cake , and Soundgarden box sets . Your not In much of a position to call Shene a kid Shane ... I don't think you want to know what he probably wants to do to your ass ... So like I said ... Your gm tools are original and so is your spawners ? What about your emulator for the world ... That is original too ? You literally tap on the refresh button in Cydia ( this . People get all riled up and ride me when im on a 25 mph city road in the left lane doing 26 and planning on turning left in 3 blocks . WE NEED ZEXY I ... I thought the same thing . Copy and paste my eyes then ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ She goes down to 5 hp at one point Baaaah ! Welfare chests , yay everyone wins ! Why can't there be some amount of competition between players other then pvp .. I was happy with the current system whether I got loot or not . Everyone doesn't deserve to get everything just because they are there . Soon there will be instanced gathering too . I could be wrong , but I think I caught of glimpse of his * gold nuggets * . it's * the patriarchy Tagged motherfucker What the hell is ' yiffing ' ? I have the same problem and I'm naturally blond Oh . My . Australia would just send them back . Thanks to our PM voted BY THE PEOPLE Wtf is reddit coming to How do you get it on the iPad ? I don't see it in the App Store RIP in peace The problem is with your post , not his understanding . This is the lez version of grindr ? I'm sorry Brendas of the world but Brenda is like the least sexiest name ever . This would've been nice to see in real life if it didn't drop 30 degrees and then snowed on us last night . Right there with ya . First time in years and holding off until Saturday to prepare for the holiday Dude . Last time this was posted was 5 months ago . Well now you went and hurt my feelings ... Well at least roller blading gets you mad bitches hello & thanks Thank you for doing a giveaway ! BTW : I didn't understand the tag thing so adding the I decide the fate of who will receive an alienware code now Are you being serious ? alex and edward sleeping together The lines near the start trying to explain why it was half the length of a regular season with " summer / winter , fall / spring semester " just felt so unnecessary and totally took me out of the show ... And then there was everything else in the episode Sweet lord Jesus what have I done Ya ... Awesome band ... 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Well the logical thing to do would be keeping it so we could see what it is , but because you were acting like cave-men , we can't so have fun you murdered a pest controlling arachnid . Happy Freakin ' Birthday . You you wouldn't ... No , it probably required a regular-sized stretcher as well . Yeah , but what about Siberia ! ? You think this is a motherfucking game ? > Game Freak is . That's a thing ? Ide ask why there piles of crap . Honestly every day I work on one of these cars ( Hyundai , Kia ) and there all just terrible . I mean it's great for our business because they supply crappy cars and we fix them so I should be thanking you . So thanks I guess . Fucking terrorists , ruining shit for Canadians . Spain ... Did that with my alter and blood gen ... Three times ... I once went to a Christian summer school when I was 9 or 10 years old . Apparently , they said one part of a prayer differently from how I usually said it in my Catholic church . When this girl found out I was Catholic , she gawked and said , " I thought Catholics didn't believe in God ! Do you ? " ( They're supposed to teach that in grade school God damn it man how remarkably crude . Better call the wambulance . Do . It . You'll regret it in a few weeks when everyone's posting their keyboards all dressed up Dogecoin is not joke ! Swiggity swooty he still came for that booty ... Not you Except when I did this , I ended up paying for all my schooling because I wasn't informed that many state schools offer scholarships simply for good grades / act scores and while my plan was to go to community college to figure out what I wanted to major in and because it was cheaper , it has ended up costing me probably around $ 30,000 Well , that escalated quickly . I wish I felt like eating . Yeah , let's give the best 3 drop in the game even * more * utility and value . Who the hecks downvoting everyone's posts ? Mass is idolatry ? my gosh I'm judging this book , by its cover . Source ? The jerking ... not the accident Quite simple — pay for your purchases ! Stay away from my asshole . That thought is disturbing and invigorating at the same time . Come at you ? Who do you think we are ? Pieces of meat ? The comment above made me laugh . This actually made my eye twitch . How might you extract this milk . WHAT THREAD ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT ? When he started to orgasm he said sorry over and over again . Please don't say sorry when you cuming , it's just weird My eyes ! My poor poor eyes ! Also , nice handbag . Someone brought an iPad to my church and recorded Mass with it . I know KC doesn't exactly have any power fiends ... but they've got Gordon , Moustakas , Butler , and Hosmer , and the best they can manage through 13 games is two HRs ? I was remoted into this lusers computer showing her how to do something . I opened a window and she immediately closed it . I asked why she closed the window . She said she didn't close it . I didn't realise it was this thread when I received this . For humans .... Or for dogs ? I see a piece of metal that is touching the conductors pants in almost every frame of that gif . Now , being that feet are generally at the end of legs , it's then pretty safe to assume that this metal protrusion is not exactly all that far away from this kids head . We'll say that it's , what ? About a foot away ? Thanks . I lurked around some weird places to find some of them . Like everything was Russian and had some really odd porn stuff I would call your trail steward like right now to check when their next trail work party is and plan to show up 1hr ahead of time with some beer , because you just f'd that trail up ! Oh , I know ! Crape Murder . We have tons of beautiful , mature Crape Myrtles in the park / lake across from our house , and the City just came out a couple weeks ago and chopped the tops off every one of them . Why were the pages stuck together I hope it's me ! ! You use a mouse ? parts of this video defy the laws of physics You've included the children I see Teleporting spears ? I wish I had that mentality except the person ahead of me is ranked in the top 20s damn i need a ps3 Or share with a friend . Don't see how death's stopping anything . Why is that eleven-year-old giving me eye sex ? USB typewriters . You know , for hipsters , who love the sound . Me and my brother in law had an hour long conversation about it , got to doing some research on him much theyd cost to make . Turns out they already exist You take your fancy pants and get the fuck out of here . Did we seriously upvote this thread just so we could make fun of how shitty it is in the comments ? Come on guys Also ... riding in jeans and a flannel shirt ? apparently " tagprogonewild " is one of them ... is nobody going to mention the penis ... uh . Didn't Thursday already happen ? Congrats ! I took the exam with my senior . He have studied for 4 years and he got 1000/1000 Geotags on images , it isn't hard to figure out where people live Now why would you lecture a Master Ball about lecturing others on impossible ball combinations if they post such a request in this sub ? That image is not loading here . And you didn't ? TL ;D R : Guys who threaten and even commit rape feel free to do so , in no small part , because better men like us don't object to rape talk vehemently and unequivocally enough . " Dude . That shit ain't cool . Dude I was inclined to agree with you until you started talking being the " best fit for such a female " and " domineering control of the vibrant herd " . That's some weird ass shit First rule of Usenet bro ... I'd 2nd guess anything from that band / label after watching the documentary on that band . Sketchy stuff . Dat creepy children's giggle at the start menu Wow , happened twice i see what you did there It's not a new champ , he created the league A lot of these are lame as hell .. E . g . , 12 ) Towels exist Thanks for a reminder of * that * story It's entirely possible to write a functioning large scale program with only static methods . Hang on , gotta try this A full roll of PVC insulation tape fits perfectly inside a roll of gaffa tape - it makes packing a tape crate ever so satisfying . The worst part is when production buys cheap gaffa that comes on slightly smaller-diameter rolls * twitch * Let's hope she doesn't grow up hating herself for being told that Jesus hates her . I know , now Omanyte pls . Heh ... the money came first in the list of things to want in a man . Just sayin ' . ಠ_ಠ swing your donger somewhere else wtf , taric IS male . You jinxed it now You forgot to include the article . am I the only one that sees this " and you're entitled to that username Most of this advice sound very shitty What exactly do you mean " did it for you " ? There really would be only ONE way to work on getting the flavor right ... Once had my little sister leave the car door wide open in the pouring rain and forget about it for 30 minutes because she " couldn't close it with her heavy backpack on " seriously .... How do I know you're not one of those freaks from the internet ? [ OOR ] Phil It sounds like the author needs to travel to more national / international level events You make an excellent point Satan's bong How on earth is Ross Barkley in that short list but not Jordon Mutch ? " Prior to their death . " ಠ_ಠ rule 34lol You can't troll a bunch of trolls . Or can you I think it just means that you wear that shirt too much and your kid associates you with that shirt . We can't even type them out , now ? Sure , and they also carry out fair elections with no cronyism . And if you say otherwise , he certainly won't have you dragged off to prison on fake charges . Why the hell is this not available on mobile ? My sister left your underwear at my place last night . Please deliver on this , disco_penis how the fuck do you shave your butthole ? like inside it or around it ? Well I like in Texas .... I did it , where my butt touch ? I thought we stopped doing this pose I thought this was something we only said at my elementary school Take my money ! Fuck I meant to post it there . I saw you edit that My story came from a seasonal shore house from the first day people arrived at the house so the nosey human population ( and nosey dog ) were very much a surprise . Also grandmother trimmed the plant the nest was hidden in I died when I imagined the face of the person who opened it up first after break . Just a Why do they have nearly vertical trim ? Oh the irony . You can't sudo at all in any terminal if you don't have root Shit , am I the only one who doesn't just spray semen everywhere like a rogue fire hose on full blast when I cum ? That's what toilet paper is for My house is on a corner lot by a stop sign . People often stop thier loud ass motorcycles there at 2 am , to text for long periods of time . Math , it's horrible , numbers should never ever mix with letters ! We all called the feature a joke too . Love this app , I use it almost everyday ! Thanks dude I watched that for him too ! And then I was like Or mouthing the words , or pointing to the upcoming funny part POINTING TO THE SCREEN AND STARING AT ME . Fuckin ' got me again Something tells me he was serious about the flossing business ... " Shemale " Please let there be a livestream . ಠ_ಠ Please let there be a livestream . ಠ_ಠ Please let there be a livestream . ಠ_ಠ Please let there be a livestream . ಠ_ಠ Please let there be a livestream . " le " Which was also shown on MTV at some point after theater . Dyslexia , hilarious . I just died a little inside Not sure if the cheap red dot will hold zero might need all 81rds of pain . Fuck . Someone has called Okazaki scoring today in the Pre-Game Thread . Where are you ? This isn't funny , it's just a bunch of facts that I already knew I think the real question here is who calls a trip to six flags an " excursion " ? I happen to be one of those noobs Wat een goed onderbouwd artikel , echt een geweldige site Alien blue master race ! All hail the You are still , alphabetically . That comma I just tried this , either Kiteretsu is simply not kind to iOS device user .. Or you are simply damn lucky ! Purposely waited to precisely 12 am JST , and got Austere Black Rococo ! " Im way too high right now " Well , my mom and step dad hopped into her vehicle ( only vehicle at the house ; she drove him to work every day ) with my mom driving . They pulled up behind the white car and the white car sped away . My step dad wanted to pursue the car but with my mom driving the vehicle they were in , she was too afraid ( " I didn't meme for it to happen " That's PLUTO ! ! and pen is " Kugelschreiber " Or sell and sale Five star reputation ... Jeez thanks for the condescending tone Mr.Holmes In honor of a repost that's less than a day old ... WHY IS IT RAINING SPIDERS Butter and cream in miso ? How is that a " fun fact " ? Sadly I get questions from adults like this too Omg I was wondering why a dinosaur was running towards the guy with the shotgun and then I saw the pic thumbnai and it hit me . No , it's just * incredibly fucking difficult * to make an animated show in the first place , much less get every tiny continuity detail right for the Comic Book Guy types . Are you sure that's the right gif ? Hey ! That wasn't staged . Hmm ... new favorite bot . This is true but I saw no indication of a military background , these pictures were taken during a wedding You knew you had no rights when you accepted a job in communist china . Why would you now ? Tut tut tut ! ᕕ ( One of the comments is defending the driver ( presumably because family ) by saying " but who didn't make that type of mistake ? " it wasn't Myrtle that was moaning Vegan baby ? Classy , OP . Sure , why not ... Seriously ? I JUST BOUGHT THIS GAME YESTERDAY . The worst soup to get . What the fuck kind of a social life did he have ? Germany is superio .... Oh wait , no ... Thats Bad .. I don't get it .... and I don't think I want TIL Pastebin is blocked in Russia You should have the loss-prevention guys follow them around , arrest them , then punch them in the gut to induce vomiting I actually remember , that I already knew that ! Honestly , I've been depressed for as log as I can remember . Lately I realized that depression has been around me all along . I met this girl that I have feelings for , her as well having a bf for two years Did I just listen to Chinese metal music and I enjoyed it ? WAT ? JAPAN ! ! This is not your hat this shit right here . and then someone runs into my golem ... and starts attacking it ... You stop that right now ! Just do it They look cool ... Until you look at the arms . Didn't I already mentioned that Indonesia named two of their warships after their commandos Op , what bookmarks are you hiding ehh ? Pepe . You never accepted my friend request . I went from mandolino to gotham Don't put peanutbutter on french fries Yup , right there with Adolf Hitler ... You would hate the timer if you and your squad just barely made it through a barricade of enemy infantry , dodged tank shells and zuni rockets , revived each other , suppressed the enemy ONLY to lose the bomb because the timer was up Even Mexicans need to pirate software . I have never cringed so much in my life . But .... but i thought jokes were meant to be funny true true ... Your ... turn for what ? I first read this " inside me " The one to the far left seems to have no eyes OOC : ... * slips away into the shadows * If that's what you get on Easter ; what do you get on your birthday then ? Except that $ 10 is worth less than it was those years ago . It's simply making up for inflation . Software prices haven't precisely increased exponentially as other items . ¯ \ _ ( I see your face --> Are you saying ' what would our favorite movies be like if they were a porno ? ' ... because my favorite movie is Never Cry Wolf . Uhhhh ... ok I . Hate . You . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( :D ---> : o ---> That's not a sword . Thread killer . From when she was 16 ? What does he go by ? I'd like to hear this song of his ... ಠ_ಠ I can just smell the shadiness Dat hair . So basically his ultimate is ' ring of peace ' from world of warcraft ? Ghostcrawler pls . If it sticks to your thigh you are doing something wrong yeah what the fuck you both I don't want to be that guy , but the Donnie Darko time frame takes place during the month of October ... that scream .... * RIP in peace * So ... uh ... tippin ' lot's of doge lately ? Were you texting and driving ? HEY ! Disgusting . Put some clothes on and cover yourself at once ! Once you go bald , theres no growing back . Jaime ... the rape . Why Yes , that's it . My sex life is bad because there isn't a pungent smell afterwards . A dead trunk , pillow to their lust . Now kiss . 71 FTA between both teams This does not happen I can't even begin to wrap my head around this concept .. where I'm from we get free education and even a monthly stipend .. how do you guys survive " Best " Religion of Pea .... Why not just get rid of the police ? Pretty sure it derives from XBoxOne and because Xbox is usually shortened to just XB you just add One and you get Xbone , it's Microsoft's fault for going from Xbox to Xbox 360 but they sure as shit wasnt going to name it Xbox 720 so it's their fault for giving it that name and then Major Nelson kinda threw a tantrum and wanted people to not call it Xbone and by rules of the internet the Streisand effect is born ... Not sure where your getting Penis I read this as fruit of the looms They would of genocided us if they had the chance ( Croatia Yes ... Happy Birthday .. Should have just pulled your wallet out Calm down ! Respect the tables ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Fuck you . Drowning almost every living creature on the planet is considered a story about salvation ? " You're almost as good as my father . " Also , there is no book 3 of Game of Thrones . Sure . Hilarious stuff , Jack . Can't wait to see the bloopers . I don't think I've ever seen someone's face look so > But Brasil v Argentina match seems to wake something up in the Brasilians ... Yeah Xpeke will backdoor soon enough with nidalee How coincidental ... your shirt has a whale on it ! I remember proposing an idea like this ( phone with game controller ) and getting my god ... I was all full of warm fuzzies from this cuteness , until I saw your username ... so now you're in bronze 5 In the locker room , while I was changing for gym , someone tried pantsing my friend who of which I was currently chatting with and they happened to yank everything down and I saw more than I wanted . It was awful I've been trying to do this now for four days and now I have to go check all my old HP servers for this That thing don look like a human with them horns meat stain ... pushing rope . that my hash runner name . > um , I work at an International Shipping company What would be the point of Rinne Tensei if you're just gonna die with one use ? I don't joke about things like this . I'll most likely be wearing my custom 77 RAMOS jersey . From when I was on the practice squad . Really ? This show makes me feel so damn guilty , the cooking scenes especially . All Hannibal cooks is meat that makes my drool , but I rarely eat meat other than chicken I can't tell if he's serious ... Childcare worker . A lot of people forget that I had a Sylveon flair when I first joined Oh ..... well this is awkward .... ( Which head ? I'm Buddhist , so think he was trying to chat me up . I said yes , and he immediately asked if I do kama sutra . Where is your beautiful new mod flair ? Damn right ! Holy fuckin shit Wow . Calm down there Yosh . [ Episode 3 Half-Spoiler ] ( / s " It hurts to watch this after the ending of episode 3 Yusss .... blenders make everything better . * Everything . * I wouldnt take it as a compliment , you guys need to praise the ubuntu phone more and so that it doesn't get fixed " Crusty " I expected scary nightmare like shit on this thread ... But the farther down I go , the darker It's been 5 hours . And I just now understood your comment . Drop the @ symbols , this isn't Twitter ... Then I guess we should all keep our opinions to ourselves . Should make for an interesting discussion of everyone patting themselves on the back for their musical preferences . Tustin 2121 . I don't think he wants any more fake accounts after his name . Ha well aren't I the dbag . Sorry man . Don't I feel awkward That impersonator looks mostly harmless--most likely even one of your supporters . Will keep a watchful eye on it just in case This is an April Fools , no ? Is anyone else very creeped out by these owls ? They look like they have no eyes in that lighting Do you know where babies come from ? No ? Let me demonstrate with Olenna . Or maybe it shows how few people knew that was even an option > ... ... HEY ! ... am I getting paid for this ? ! Yes ... * where * ? Hope I'm not the only one who read ditto as dildo Just ... wow . What the fuck did I just read ? Sounds like / r / theredpill material I like to stay warm inside my house , not my parents . thats were your wrong History channel That smiley face ... Umm ... I don't think stay-at-home moms or dads just go about their day in their underwear Das ist ein klares The people who post this picture don't own rotaries . It was kinda funny the first time , but now I see it in every fucking rotary comment / thread I had to try it ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ its not autumn ... No camo / backs away slowly Its called / r / leaves because of leafs falling from trees . They're also leaving . / r / leaves Jesus Christ , * that * qualifies as a " spoiler " ? Oh man ... have I seen this lady on an episode of Real Sex ? I hated Real Sex but it was all I had in my youth besides BET Uncut .... The prices will only go down if people stops buying all of it in 5 minutes . ( Two in the pink one in the 1 in the pink , 9 in the The ability to commit crime has never been this tempting . seriously . I need it . just cats * it's perfect ! * Oh .... god . I dated a James just like this too We're not exactly the Goon Squad either , but don't you fucking touch Seguin . Remember , every time your parents ( if still living ) hear / heared this song , they think / thought of you furiously spanking your monkey . " Say what ? ! I'm stepping on your testicles ? Hmmm ... well I wouldn't know what that feels like for some reason ... My older brother shit on my bed Generous god ? or just a Canadian .. I'm actually old man keller . Because the goddamn students piss me off . I feel like I have contributed to you're life , clearing up what munting is for you haha Well , ok ... Just don't let it happen again . " They Always Know You want a thirteen year old boy to cum on your sides ? Drive through has two annoyances , people who don't roll down their window ( when they can clearly hear you talking ) , oooorrr they do roll down their window and they're still on the phone talking away ... Good luck ! ! I know it's frustrating to walk in to a place that claims they carry your size .... then they don't . I can't say that either Footing around the bottom at the pump house ? > Edit : I always wanted this to be my # 1 comment ... ... I am kinda into it ... We need more Am i the only one who joined when Darius came out That reply Or you could just quit bitching Hilarious . Got a facepalm , a Rename him Hermes Not as bad as the time when my mechanic delivered my car underwater at the edge of the lake before the dam . I had to pay the $ 12.5 k insurance because my mechanic destroyed my car this is the worst thing i have read in this thread > After an hour of judging You sure you can tell the difference by touch , om Octo ? Because I can't . Quality in general - saw that bottle and figured I'd ask . I hear good things about them , and mt . Baker is great with the one flavor I like , but I'm new to the vape party so I like to ask a metric shitload of questions NO IT'S NOT ! i_volunteer_as_tribute . gif Those flask heads look like penises bear raep Too far The futsal / skate park ? Stopped by there a few weeks ago and there was a sign that said basically " No naked skateboarding . " Staff said that it * had * been a problem in the past . I forgot my key and no one answered the house phone . Rather than try someone's mobile , I thought I could break a window like they do in the movies . I wrapped my hand in my scarf and punched the glass . Lucky I didn't break my hand . I can't believe I didn't think of trying a mobile until after that piece of brilliance . That hurt to watch I'm in the same boat > Please don't ask for pre-whitelist or if you could spectate No . What . Suprise . Because they're nice Yes . Interesting . I'm looking at you Community so , you like to fuck kids then .... > What . went . through . his . head . Smite community is missing you First of all " FuckMississippi " I had my fifth grade teacher argue with me when we were doing the states / capitals and I told her that Nashville , not Memphis , was the capital of Tennessee . do you have to use the winky face for punctuation in EVERY sentence ? I'm a badass You would be lucky to get 1 key for that game ಠ_ಠ It very sex PLOT TWIST : You've been an ape this whole time ! No idea . It's not even on the fountain . I had a hot diggity dog for lunch today actually . But I need condiments on it , I can't have a raw dog Fucking Houston Settling in ... after giving up 6 runs Gotta fit in 10 Giants and Steelers games in there somehow ... There are things other then reddit ? Remove pirated tweaks But the larger question remains ... how the heck did YOU know that one of the top of your head , eh ? Sure , you " know someone " . It's a dick move because it's a sensationalist title . Everybody is going to click the link , look like So you play trundle huh ? Sweet babies ! ... And he has a father . ( And to think I was rooting for the Avs . I guess it was just disappointing because according to the article , my wife who is my best friend is only faking cause try as hard as I might , I just don't get her . Even though I get her better than anyone else in the world . I went to the doctor one time and asked the doctor about the Black Ops Jeep in the parking lot . Turns out it was his . The twist ? He doesn't play video games . Or does this leaf look like a leather mask .. Ohhhhh yeah .... it works . yay ! The Meat Packing District .... my kidneys ... ( The look huh ? If you guys have the same grandparents , it's incest Mine never stays still long enough to get a picture of any movement . He'll nudge me in the side and then the second I've said " LOOK " it's gone and he's busy rummaging around my cervix instead The past couple of days have been a whirlwind around here . Glad to see / r / wtf hasn't lost its touch ... I think In which photo ? You're probably 3rd year status or an early 2nd year . They don't just randomly give away early spots for fun . Dat username So he opted out of the " taxation without representation " slogan . Son of a B ! Google'd them , " hey they are based in Colorado I bet I can get service " .... no service in Colorado . Fuck a lot of that cap Well as a homosex I am not offended by it . I will try and not use the term though if it offends other folks ... its just an " internet term " that isn't intended to be offensive . the horrors that stun rod must have seen " Bill Gates utvecklar en superkondom " And this is why i need plenty of wholesome , nutritious alcohol to dull my perception of the world . Well done . League of heals to OP #14 Has a point at the top for ... * ease of entry * ... With a budget of $ 50,000 . Hey rid--wait a minute " Our team is down by 200 tickets so we'd better waste team assets and take up player slots doing stunts instead of going to an empty server to do them ! ! ! " Manscat . Since then it burns my scalp remembering such images . The insane comic book nerd in me wants to hate this because of all the crossovers that happened . I'm ashamed of myself . To be fair , its still pretty weird when people do it to pregnant women . Run away with someones phone , lol it's just a prank don't get angry about me trying to steal your phone ! I never noticed that . Cannot unsee . Seriously ? God dammit cowboys . you just had to take that chance . > Go fly a jet why don't you This ... this guy needs therapy . Seriously , I was watching and thought it must be a girl . Then the cop ran past him and I was like She's the one . This sub reddit has the domain name of BagoGames [ 1 ] it would be much appreciated if this account could be returned as the current mod is a previous employee . Thanks for reviewing this request ! obligatory ( And I said ... * grabs your collar * ... Uranus . * * It was just a joke ( Chip / Howie : What really happened with DeSean ? All I can say is I'm relieved they don't have mine as a flavour > But then you'd just go create your own Netflix Roulette ! Ummm .... No one Human waste ! In one of the Jigsaw movies some guy jumped in a pool full of used syringes and it was absolutely horrible to watch , I can only imagine how it would feel ! The power goes out at my house a lot and keep one around because it's the only thing that will work when that happens . My house has no cell signal . Took me FOUR advanced replacements til they gave me an Xbox one that actually worked .. Wow . Can you remember how you behaved after espresso at 12 ? I don't think i would want to see the boundless hyped up energy ball that would be my kid . I bet you did not shut up . Kids already don't shut up . We wait for them to walk , we wait for them to talk , and then we cant wait for them to shut up ! Fuuuuuuck I'm not alone ! Actually I am Come CreepySmileBot , let us gather power No , but I can make one that PMs you " ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ ALL HAIL THE EIGHT-LEGGED GOD ( ノ You're so good at lying , you could be president or someth ... As a native of this very region , I probably got a little too much joy out of adding my " no " vote . Of course , the wording if the question feels like a way to trap me into admitting that there is a god in the first place . Irrelevant . His point is true . One of the highest taxed and highest cost of living countries in the world and your government is making minecraft maps . I'd be fucking furious . Good eye ! ... Chain vape 12mg in my russian . Not as much in the morning but as the day goes on I chain vape more and more , then get home and play with my dripper Oh come on ! I misspelt it once of the 4 times I used it ! Less U . S . A more France . OMG he DID eat STANCLIFFS sandwich ! ! ! That heartless fuckin bastard . Looks like it Seriously ? It's 2:20 am and instead of falling asleep , all I can think about is the decision I have to make by May 1st . The joys of being a high school senior . Never forget ! Like a BOSS ! ლ ( I'm at work bozo Let's get 4k games first before we jump into the 8k yes , passing Crimson Tide ? Emp shotgun rounds ? Damnit Dats_Russia , haven't you learned anything ! Also bitte . Rammstein damit zu vergleichen ist doch als ob ich Beethoven mit Kollegah vergleiche . ... Your title Me and My Friend just Died with this Stuff . * from * Labels on the lid . That's annoying , I've faced that once . I remember their name so if they need my services I'll take revenge . I'm onto you That entry . Why do Lucian's guns have balls on them You seriously want me to list 12 cartoons in the title ? Who went and downvoted everything in this thread ? I was told cryptsy sucks , now vircurex isn't trustworthy , and prelude.io is for US only AFAIK ... what sound does " Other redditor " . SERIOUSLY . Contrary Serperior ! The girl who caught the bouquet was like 11 I missed the " And not at all " part and was all Amplitude . This . gif is clearly incorrect . We all know that the red shells lock on . Not the green ones Thats not an option when you run all 13 auras ... I had an employee ask me if I had ever had five guys , without missing a beat I said " not all at once " he , Guy in a Corvette pulls up to me at a red light , we make eye contact , no big deal . We're driving down the road and he gets in front of me by about 2 car lengths , I slide in behind him since the middle lane is going faster than the left lane . A mile or so later he gets next to this motorcycle and they slow down to match speeds . I'm thinking , " Seriously ? " They start racing and I Psh , I say ! It's opened all day Oh , you know why you did that NO THEY'RE NOT WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO GET THROUGH OUR GROUP Using the Titanic as a life boat ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ my dongers are better than yours ( ノ May looks so weird I'm interested in how you pulled off being a hooker ? it better not be eating ice cream on Bank St . Just had a friend from school rock up - wanted to hug her straight away but was doing a QBD run with no super anti fires . Awkwardly finished the run Hahaha that was me . My girlfriend gave me a look very similar to I need upvotes and golds Yet . I don't buy his claims . He sent a memo the month prior claiming his house was broken into ? A memo ? I know . And you know how traumatic events can have unintended psychological consequences ? I developed the world's hardest-to-fulfill fetish No matter how I try to arrange these , they refuse make sense . To all you fellow Caribbean folks co-signing this shit : It wasn't weird until you made it . I'm sorry , maybe I misheard but did the lady with the knife piss herself ? " Jenison P . D . " Yes it is . Now send me pictures of your feet / where you sleep I did forget to add that I would also only get around 25hrs in a weeklong pay period . Was fucking loaded . I love you creepysmilebot Please listen carefully , as our menu options have changed . Your menu options haven't changed at all ! You're just tired of people pushing the inappropriate button and I'm on to you . Dat username ... That water looks terriblly creepy for some reason Those are my three favorites .. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ If they really wanted to put Emma over then they should get her as far away from Santino as possible . They need to have her in high profile divas matches against either Paige , Tamina , the good Funkadactyl ( Cameron ) , or Natalya and actually give them time to put on a good match . What's your address ? This is from the voice of Russia . So don't think this is really reliable of a source . What have you got against vegemite ? Go fuck yourself and your freedom . A freedom without vegemite is no freedom I want . Yes . This post , for example . Jesus . This reminds me of the time when I left my music on shuffle and forgot about it . Cue coming back to my computer to several messages after a lewdly-titled song from the musical Avenue Q plays . His hair is parted the wrong way . I'm considering getting one . Problem is , i can't read Jap You can't hate me because I'm Reiko i can't believe Bryan managed to spoil the latest Doug Loves Movies . That's the last time I queue up TVF before DLM . This should be on / r / WTF . Anyway , yes that is very disturbing how can they be # 4 when Curse is still in the LCS ? My poor poor browser history ... Or a period Thanks for your constructive passive aggression . you mean like .. stick holding .. " internal error " I guess we hugged it to death . Commenting for later . ( So ... been asking for any votes lately ? Yours if possible please , I'm afraid my station area is too littered to drop anything ! You don't want to see what i type , then delete and rephrase to not sound like the rudest person you'd ever met . Seriously , 9gag ? Really ? Is that guy beating up a woman ? As a sox fan , I hesitated before giving you that up vote . I initially read that as ' Abbott and Brandis deserve to be deified ' Is that boy smoking ? That's not creepy at all ( > Edit : Looking through their post history , the mods are just as bitter as the rest of them What the cluck is wrong with them ? Holy Shit ........ + / u / ಠ_ಠtipbot all This one drives me nuts because EVERYONE I know says it this way , and we're all college educated adults . I actually tried explaining this to my best friend , and she was all Three people have 0 ms Would love to come , but have baby who wakes up frequently and refuses to go back to sleep for anyone but mama You spelled MegaDrive wrong . U lost in me in that text And I'm done for today thank you ... " butt fuck it " is exactly what happens in a cockfest but he always replies to posts that have ... who's asking ? Haha yeah I'm with you on that one . Truth be told I'm about as close to psychology as a neuroscientist can be . And I actually think a lot of neuro is bunk too . Tons of correlations . No causality . Birdemic was awesome ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Booty was real I can't decide on Baam and Androssi or Baam and Yuri with your username am pretty sure there is something wrong with you " him " Of course we do Thanks , / u / PriceZombie . ~ ~ Rape apologist A man taking the last sip from all his cans and bottles before he recycles them . Duck face . Australia has the kindergarten friendly bright colours . Text alone obviously cant convey content so we get green / yellow / blue / red / black backgrounding to do this somehow I don't trust giraffes . I always hear this " B-line " what is this in reference to ? I don't get it . At a football match ? ( I assume you are talking about soccer ) That's a view . defaq I just read My swing is sub-par , so it's a perfect fit . Or shall I say super-par . Failed gif from mobile . Damn it . How could I forget ! We , that was a grand ol ' time ! Will have to do it again ! What the fuck is wrong with your motorcycle ? ! When you help people up , do you grab them by the neck ? This is now my new favorite bot I know ! I though this was a great , they kind of weren't really going into her targaryen side too much uh yeah .... not expensive at all ... To reply to your previously deleted comment .. Exactly three years ago today a tornado came through my community and killed around 300 people . We're supposed to have bad storms tomorrow Is that a rubber butt pad . Perhaps you could show me exactly where ... Tagged as The Fuzz , I know who to check for now Thanks for the suggestion man , I did that before I went after Vendrick ! Decided on taking a little trip down memory lane , instead of getting eaten repeatedly by the ancient dragon ! Who I am going to fight today Its the mouthless cats that don't scream . Aaaaand this is proof that you really don't read giveaway titles or rules Best of 2014 , hands down . I do this and every reply I get is " thank you , now everyone in my bureau is staring at me Child feels I woke up this morning wondering why my alarm didn't go off . Then I realised that I switched off my iPhone while sleeping ( Killing for children There aren't language groups but culture groups this isnt the same The other day I went to see what was happening in region chat ( Oceanic ) ... everyone was discussing " Who is the hottest frame " ... Yes . Or the dreaded " The fact that you don't know just proves my point . " Didnt read past the Aesop Rock and NO ! You're taking babies and kids in account Oh pleeaasee .. Just go to mars already ლ ( Why wouldn't he ? You're only supposed to post one or two lines so the rest of us can respond with the rest of the song . What about the trolls who are gonna spam 128,192 for all the wild pok émon battles ? We're never gonna be able to grind . You're not a boy , are you ? We all know what hes doing Well , it's not entirely impossible if you put the effort to it . You're right , that IS the biggest race issue facing America ! You won in the end ( You can't be racist and own black people . .... im evil I bought a battery charger when my bike wouldn't start . The kickstand was down ... It was all part of the act It can work both ways " Secretly in love with Jexdane " ლ ( In a hot dog ? Yeah , you'd love it if someone whoosh'd all over you , wouldn't you ? In Australia it's officially illegal to use offensive language in public . I have only ever heard of one person getting a fine for it though and that was because some old woman took offence to the non-conservative views he was expressing in a conversation with a friend that she was eavesdropping on Also two 6.9 ' s Dear god Yes . I would also like to know But what if i do . ( ⌐ ■ _ ■ ) Seriously got super lucky with those . Happened when I least expected it . When I tried to MM , I got nothing . He's confused because honestly we are running out of faces Relaunch Cydia . For some reason Cydia isn't connected to the Wi-Fi network ( I'm still trying to figure out how to organize everything so they're neat and concise , but also keep all the colors because * * damn it I like colors * * ! So far , it's proving difficult I'm pretty sure what you were about to suggest is illegal and frowned upon in most societies . So wrong 12 million people believe this shit GOOD LORD . My mum told me she divorced one of her ex husbands because it hurt to have sex bc large . I read it all in his voice Why not combine the two ? What happened ? I'm behind ... Oh put the card back in the fucking deck . Why are they sticky ? TRUTHERBOT ! ! ! ! Holy shit ! Those proxies don't help you here ! * Twitch twitch * H .. how can rocks float on lava if our eyes aren't real ? ¯ \ _ ( After reading the title , I was really hoping to open this thread and see that you had broken your friends and then broken your brother's Xbox 360 . Better that than * Cum-Guzzling Grannies * colonoscopy should never be routine , unless you are addicted to it ... It's 24 you imbecile . Just fucking do it ya filthy animal I know where you live not sure if I want my frost-wyrm to lick my wounds Oh yea I'm sure this guy was just waiting around for a law to pass before he committed a bunch of illegal acts . They said they'd be adding hair to it and that's what we got . Clearly wasn't really hair but ... or his daddy hugged him too much . In New Jersey it is illegal for a man to knit during fishing season . Yes that's true . What I meant to say is that I believe the Windows DLLs should all have ASLR now . Obviously that is not the case with all their products yet Shit that's what those letters mean ? I thought they were some special acronym It's upside down . It's ok , I check out other dudes all the time I'll give it a few months of success before I sell my vinyl on that site . I tried selling a record at StuffCoin , and that didn't work out I was at a store that had the same deal but it was a bit more expensive ( 12.99 ) and people would order pizzas with literally every topping we had and sometimes doubled it . Normally i wouldn't care cause more deliveries usually means more tips and mileage and whatever else but of course that wasn't the case , instead i had to take extra heavy pizzas in the middle of the winter up some of the iciest driveways to get stiffed at least every second order Walking around barefoot ... Total Annihilation of course . ... The thread itself is already spoiler-tagged . That's just being redundant . Why would you talk about FLOTUS like that ? That's why * * slut * * is a negative reference to a * female * and not a ( hetero ) male . It may be difficult for a guy to get as much sex as he wants , ( depends on the environment , ) but all a woman has to do is lie face down on the floor without pants , and * somebody * will probably fuck her , and for some , any sex is a notch in the belt I guess ... Which one of you is Doug in the comments ? Wait ! ? .. again ? TL / DR ; I don't have any real counter argument or evidence he is wrong , so instead I will just accuse the middle class of being jelly . " Produces like a 13 - year old " is obviously an in-depth , thought-out criticism .... how old was this planet did I miss something wtf ! ? ! ( ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) Calm down ノ ( I'm coming for you Josh Haha okay , hordes permitting , it shouldn't take that long If it still works , why not just use it like that ? If she ever notices , act surprised like you never noticed that before . Weasel at least you didnt try before [ i ] and [ / i ] after reading your comment ... I enjoyed it right up until I moved into a house with hills At first , I thought this would make me sad , but then I was like Holy shit , all of the messages are on the same day . Clearly you have nothing better to do than reply to this ass . You at least knew it was a hyperlink , I would have called it a blue click here thingy . I'm not a ... fan For the record , she doesn't mean naughty stuff I knew you were a stalker I hope the lunch was worth it Maybe a less violent language could also do the job ! Way to come through on this * user is banned * thing OP .... And remains a " non-profit " institution Welp , pack it up ... We got a winner What's a hawk gotta do to get a little sunshine around here ? Do we have to keep bringing this up ? ... unless you are in a factory making them ... Victim blaming Once my mother returned a nice paring knife because " It was too sharp and dangerous . " Wat ? No you don't , they put you in a straight jacket and try to take you off your addiction by watching PewDiePie instead of Millbee As a Vancouver , WA resident : On the road , short on audio supplies , we stop in a local drug store and ask for the largest box of unlubricated condoms they've got ... Wow you're getting unmodded right now . We want to praise the sun , but we cant praise * ' The Sun ' * Those rims look like hubcaps note to self : never browse this subreddit at breakfast It depended on Facebook likes - I tell myself she just had more friends than I . Don't you dare go stealing our local girls Thanks for the downvotes , but I prefer to ask before watching at work . I don't understand My one and only RC Helicopter went out of range and plopped into my pool . That disconnect though It's a good thing you didn't take my broad generalization personally . You may want to start saving for laser treatment . I saw you farming those kills on amerish Thats great though the eyes I suspect a new trend : taking shots of cameras . Now look at what you've done . You've made him deleted his post . Grammar . Wat ? At least they've added those signs that say the minimum speed limit is 45 mph - - although today I hit standstill traffic about 400 yards after that sign Tell me again reddit how much more awesome it is to be uncircumcised and all these earth shattering orgasm I'm missing out on because its not like I had a say in the matter or anything ... " Transforming nipples since 1991 " His username As a colorblind man , this chart is crap Because Donald Sterling is the * * real * * victim here Iron Man And Batman are in the video and they didn't die in the movie . ITT : vertical smartphone photos and videos Damnit .. Now it just looks like I'm arguing with myself .. That makes her your daughter Because why would you need to prove you're an American citizen to vote in an American election ? That would just be ridiculous . Because an illegal alien is going to risk being caught , arrested and deported just so they can cast a vote ? That would just be ridiculous . This tweet was 2 weeks ago .. OP Easy , he is serious on his trolling I've been killed by enemies charging at me like 4 times already while shooting right at them . Is this a bug or just really really shitty aim on my part ? Hopefully you'll still have some later :D ( kind of want to try some 0 Speed breeding ) ! Unfortunately , stuck at work for two more hours . What is love ? Rangers don't hurt me . Rangers don't hurt me noooo mooooore . How do you know it wasn't her ... With Retrieval Ring ... fuck what ? I'm rank 46k and I beat rrytui every day . I just do it in offline mode ... Gotta keep on the down low ノ ( Or had sex in it . Pre and Tyler host ? So ...... you're saying I just need the D ? ? ? OP why would you do this Agreed . Thinking of the long-term effects of an uncertain foreign policy is DEFINITELY something that shouldn't be admired . Might be that the city line is trying to catch up with demand or something worse . 18 " is a lot of rainfall and those sewers aren't exactly well maintained . You're good , ASCII art of a I feel you man . I wish there was some sort of plug in or small script software that didn't allow the homepage / default search change . Heck , uninstalling a " Virus Protection Software " set a proxy server to cut the internet Thats my advice I posted like yestreday Thanks a lot for letting us down , Dallas I'm beginning to wonder if you and your ilk recognize sarcasm without an / s . > I'm beginning to wonder if you and your ilk recognize sarcasm without an / s . Well you stated that you were 100 % sure that they wont make it to Worlds and then listed what they had to do to go to Worlds ... Yes a contradiction Because your explanation is so much better I guess dirt is still $ 20 on steam “ Could you get this box down for me ? ” No . Hers is just already in the negatives . Reversing ... Actually , fuck that . Let's not reverse it . The pic is fine . Check Infuse out for a great movie player .... also , yahoo weather is a wonderful app . PixlrExpress + is good for photo manipulation . Congrats on the new purchase btw ! Love the soldier's look of disapproval . Pussy ? Are you gay or something ? So now my work is split between drive , quick office , sheets and docs Looks like a noose Dubstep was created in the mid-late 90s They canceled them like they canceled Silent Hill HD Collection's Xbox 360 patch . I used 4 of the 10 I used to work at a Costa . I once had a customer ask me for a latte , but with " not too much milk " I posted this before , and the mods removed it because it " wasnt closely related to wrestling enough . " You must construct additional pylons . Great , now Grandma forgot to take her medicine While I agree with you , how did they manage to steal your buffs ? If you were jungling after all That's so fucking frustrating when that happens . Then until you get it back on your on fuckin auto pick So not ok ... Hey I remember this comment from the last Rob Ford thread ! Great job " Riiiiight about here sounds good " I want to molest your bike and do naughty things to it Miss Fortune and Caitlyn . The coke scene . Oh yeah ? I bought the hardened edition on my peasant station OP played with himself .... " It's game time * Hey * , what's the NSA doing in my bathroom She's going to have to sell her basketball team now . I would really struggle with the idea of what he has done here and I find her text to him suspicious . we meet again People call it " monopAd " here . Yes , the statistical bell curve doesn't apply to the 600,000+ in the city limits . OK . I think I'll join ya for that boat racing ! As long as it's row boats , no more motors for me . Social Justice Warrior . Thanks for clarifying that OP . Don't use the term too loosely ... An internet that worked . But if I told you that you'd know my username .... Upvoted because I have no idea what this is about , but it made me verbally say " what ? " I don't know what he's on but FUCK DAT SHIT Ghosts is cheaper than MW3 ... What's lacebop eloA ? Looks like that damned Captcha . Have fun smoking out of baked car paint . Why ... would you want to see that ? You have a weird sense of humor Hardly worth calling it a hot dog at that point I'd Salma her Hayeks all day ( Is it just me , or does this seem horribly clunky and cumbersome compared to something like LFS multiplayer UI ? I mean , having to disconnect just to change your car ? Thank you ! I love this game even though I suck With 25 people we beat them 72 to 25 . I was really hoping for a perfect score . Everyone on their team was a coleader and in my imagination their clan chat was worse than global filled with yolo swag thuglife . Do whatever you like , personally I'd be interested to see a post about all of SUJU , even the ones that have made us go Don't worry I'm not going to kill anyone ..... ( Dude that's literally the titular photo of the Sr - 71 wikipedia article . Ya no , you can see the lag right in the video as well as the difficulty of controlling a small point in open space . Then there's the tired arms . Or he can learn actual history by studying it . Shink just What if we're all elephants and the elephants are people This is a great concept ! You should keep up the good work and definitely look into The iOS market as it is large . Yeah , took me a bit to learn that I should never underestimate the power of stupidity . Thanks for the life hack ! Hey guys ! Let's downvote this person because he has a different opinion than ours ! A * newt * ? .... well / u / anutensil does the same thing in / r / health - politically charged blogspam that is in clear violation of the rules of / r / health ... But what can you do when the violator is a mod ? People report the violations , and they're ignored because , hey , a mod posted it . Haha lol I have no clue ! The AK skin is horrible Naming your kid after Uranus ' moon Danny Le ... Willam Li Why any one would do that to their body is beyond me . Congratulations random person you made your ass look like a lumpy swollen water balloon , so very attractive . Way , way better than Windows But how do you * get * a good mix ? Part of that is mastering OP what kind of conversations are you having when autocorrect changes the word into incest instead of nicest Mm , it's easier to wash the blood of my enemies out of sweats tho ... A fucking tree branch ? Just one ? ? Sounds like the town I live in THAT BABY HAS TITS ! Great . Now I won't get anything done in my job . I hope you're happy now Fuck a whole month . I watched it all in a week . You ever went that long without sleep ? It's never over , I'm sorry to say . Oh boy , female Eevee Said the original hipster douche bag . Oh the irony . I liked living in California - pretty broad minded people there but some other places ( looking at you Texas * he needs it * ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Infected ? I think the left one is looking at me . Just tried to make it to checkout , and the damn websites server crashed Does ... He know ? Thanks . Found a way to do this with the 11s , but apparently so did a lot of other people . They show as sold out My younger siblings sang it in danish . It will never be the same I won't torture my enemy ... Because I'm a good guy ... And to think , all this time I've been giving it out for free . This is why North America is largely unpopulated . Bears constantly attacked groups of people when women were menstruating , thus preventing any sort of permanent settlement . It wasn't until the invention of the machine gun that men were able to roam the wilderness , slaughtering bears , and thus making it safe for women . No NSFW ; Bad ! Let's have a Dutch party ! Wait do you actually do this ? It's a repost But then you've got heatran to worry about You won't comment anymore , but your name tells us you'll be taking notes over all entries and saving them for a rainy day STRAIGHT INTO THE VERY DEPTHS OF THEIR SOULS Interesting grille on that golf , sorta looks like I don't get it , are you trolling ? You come onto reddit , and the first thing you is describe that you're Christian , of which nobody on here cares , then you hammer that Christianity unnaturally into your relationship issue , even though it's unrelated , all the while being defensive about how Christian you are ? I have not even gotten to your issue , and I'm already kind of tired . Question , how does stomping on the brakes constitute ramming ? it's just an old myth right ? Nobody actually plays the game right ? right ... ? Their _whole_ lives ? I don't know how it tastes , but Vegemite So how long have you had boobs because you should probably tell everyone on earth . Why would you google reddit ? You sound as if you speak from experience . My school has like 40 Is this the United States of Cheshire . Are we talking about " literary " Fantasy writers and forgetting to mention Tolkien ? I have an ' 11 TRD Off Road 4x4 . I got a really good deal on it because it was a 6 speed manual and the dealership was having a hard time selling it . Southern California How do you know ? Is the 茶 really necessary Because aerospace is the only other field in engineering , amirite ? Aah yes I see . Thanks for that ..... Butthole__Pleasures You forgot to label all the folks jockeying for the seat next to him . Oh wait . Imagine if someone farted , you can't run away .. meh bats aren't so ba .. Did I stutter ? ! ? The most logical explanation ..... Only Fembots are on R / Gonewild The bus next to it is like yeah , because most people working office jobs would also not work if they weren't getting paid for it . how sick ! ... I ... * lost * ... ? I suspect it's because I accidentally hit the Grammar fan who says " irregardless " , eh ? " Tasty tasty tasty 17 y / o " What the hell kind of porn are you watching that's illegal in the US ? Child porn ? Snuff films ? .... Seriously dude , if i offend you so much why dont you leave . Theres like , plenty of other internet . Can't do any harm Ugh wait til you meet her tumblr fandom .. Poor people don't want their kids to do art ? Or are you saying only white people care about art ? You seem a * little * too eager . Ohh .. Yea ... Rob Ford , * China : where people have to be told NOT to eat tiger penis . * What a shitty day omg i totally got le memed upswag for you good le sir - Guaranteed the first question would be about the restock Damn , sorry about that . I didn't knew about applehelp , it didn't showed in the recommendations . Dammit Brampton , never in the news for a good thing Still no zebras ... Actually , it picked up some bugs on the wing and I need to wash it again I think the mom meant to type " she , " ( talking about the baby ) but I'm not entirely sure . Phil Schiller told me in an email that I can use an iPad charger to charge my iPhone ( What are you talking about ? Forecast has no effect on the battery Pizza also counts as a fruit IIRC because of the tomato sauce on it . De overlast van gokouderen in de horeca begint zorgwekkende vormen aan te nemen . Damn , I want to see this but I'm at church ATM . . l . Yes , because everyone knows only furries roleplay ... I notice his flair says Jelly Bean 4.4 . 2 . I can't believe I made it's buster cannon on the wrong arm . What the fuck have I just seen There's this summer camp I go to for a week every year . The camp doctor is really cool and he is nice to everyone . He was recently convicted of possessing a ludicrous amount of child porn , which he also was an avid distributor of . Saw it on the news one night and my face was exactly like Feel bad for Dallas fans at the game . But paintings are not captured instantaneously . Dirty Sausages Reading your comment , I was was like WELL YOU SURE LOOKED LIKE ONE WHEN YOU WERE GETTING POUNDED BY THAT GUY IN THE BASEMENT OF A PAWN SHOP Didn't score ? The one where it was only her top half ? If so ... Oh ... god Good thing you did only the tips ? You're gorgeous , but I don't think the crazy hair color would suit you . If I see anything more than highlights , you gon ' get tha Patriots fan No , it's like a painful tear at the corner of your mouth that cracks ( and bleeds ) every time you try to eat , and sometimes when you yawn , or talk . Plus even with medication it takes a while to heal , because it's constantly re-opening from normal everyday activity . What the hell did I just read . But how did you know they were D Cup ? Hmmmm , welp , they're tracking me then . Can't tell you how many times I have had people give me a 10/10 on the pain scale . While sitting calmly in bed . With a normal or low bp . With a heart rate of 70 . Breathing regularly . No sweating . Not grimacing when I examine them . We share very similar usernames You're right what was I thinking . Frivolous lawsuit that will go nowhere and waste taxpayer money .... but awww it's kids so it's cute ! ! ! ! My hard drive died , but i got rag and ysera twice in a row in the same game O , pardon my dumbness Aka the mesmerizing enchantress . An amazing ENC was a priceless asset . Don't hit up Crystal Caverns without one . Damn , this snail is gangster . I've managed to live with my ignorance to man eating ninja snails for 26 years . As of today I'm a new man , a man that's now afraid of snails Clippy fetish ? Two of these links are authored by the same person , who is a redditor . You wouldn't by chance be said author would you ? " You quickly pay 10 gold and go through the gates " Explain what that is to me HotD = Childhood ? Yeah fuck waiting till marriage right ? ! ! ? I see what you did there How soon ? Not soon enough ! > Also , when I write " dystopian " my computer asks if my mean " utopian . " Thanks , that's great . I never thought of that . I read it as / r / girlswithonehair Wall of text . Oh dear god ... I would just keep the tattoo ... fuck that Maybe when they patch this issue they will include a few more things we wanted but never got in the last update There was one restaurant that made me rage the other day . Look on website for hours and it literally says " 11 - Close " His face afterwards wait .... so this is an actual thing ? That * is * how it works Yes they do . They teach that the Father ( Elohim ) , the son and Holy Spirit are 3 different Gods which were once men from a different world who became Gods ; they also teach that humans upon death can become Gods ; yet at the same time they deny being polytheists ! what ? The spoiler tag really helped since his name was in the title . Terrorist cake Yes ... but can I have one that * doesn't * have a chicken in it ? I thought I was reading that wrong ... nope ... wife selling . sweden got it's own money ? Yes , mobs of unemployed , watching their workers rights being sidelines by corporate greed that wants cheap slave labor , can get a bit heated . Its almost like they feel like the nation they built should be there for them . Go figure . in the thumbnail it has similarities to a porsche . i open the picture and see ' bugster ' . 4th and 26 . Yeah , it was a long time ago though . I haven't actually talked to him about it personally . He and Ezra Koeing have been discussing it on twitter And the damn mouse arrow and the in game cursor in different spots on the screen when you alt + tab back into Skyrim ! Yeah , rogues were very good at pissing me off ! I'm not telling him anything ! Not after last time ..... I really can't tell if you're joking or not I was speaking of you specifically rage thread about marijuana myth has comment section full of marijuana myths and unsourced half-truths Oh ... So you mean that only one need to have the KeyBV ? ? ? OMG I'm sooooooooo dumb The entire video , i was like Holy fuckmothering cheesus that things huge Definitely . Although , the more I look at that front facing " naked " figure , his head looks a bit like an uncut penis from the front . With googly eyes . What the fuck I've done this before . When the door opens , theyre expecting to rush in , but they get a Whoa whoa whoa . My masturbation sessions are not trivial . Wait ... it's on FSMW ? I've been tolerating ESPN announcers for no reason ? I'm a girl . Where can you buy coffee and a good book for $ 6 It moved a little It's the same with this . There should be a " I'm oddly turned on right now 3-5 times a day I should stop ... TAT PLOT * realizes apple bloom is REALLY young * … ew OKC doing a great job of not giving Durant , the MVP , the ball . I have an extremely pixelated boner now They're missing a dynamic 2 - guard , maybe one with 3 - pt range and facial hair Oh , jeez . How old is your best friend and her boyfriend ? Your flair TIL . Pretty cool . Would be cool to find 12 to present to a craft beer SO . Go ahead and take my smooth ideas , guys ... I've got plenty There was this other time when my dad came to pick me up and the entire car ride home my vibrator was turned on in my bag . " What's that buzzing sound ? Hmm , must be the car . " Just what every mother wants ... a battery Hey guys ! Can we have more gifs with too much build up that cut off as soon as the it gets interesting ? Thanks ! So did she end up sleeping with the guy ? Either way , you are a good person ... - looks at username - ... AnusHammer ... It's much worse that she thought the word ' handle ' was nerd talk . She didn't even understand the word . That's ( nearly ) what my back looks like normally ... Oh I get it ! Le reddit condescension face Where are the icon guys ? For a second I though it was a gif . Thank The Lord it isn't . who else clenched at 1st glance at the thumbnails i was like No NSFW ; Bad ! Clean , good looking , and good cable management expect for those top fans . ' Quick ' guide Maurer also said that the man has to protect the weaks , the women and child and compares his wife to an object . A glimpse in the forum showing that betting bots are not in function . Probably will try again in the next couple of months . And yeah , the website name is You tryin ' to rustle my jimmies ? Who the hell builds golem on Lee anymore , and then he builds merc treads with golem " Wow , so you guys reached the stretch goal . We didn't really expect you to reach it so quick so it won't be done this month . Next month will be spoink-tacular ; I promise ! " Or Smacktees.com works fast . Hackers don't watch television Why does that Ward resemble Vademon from Digimon series C'est fran çais Nothing weird or creepy about this post . If you got to the point of being naked in front of each other , I will keep going , unless she has a dick The fuck did I just read ? I feel so offended , I couldn't even answer to that You're not wrong , but this is completely irrelevant to the situation " Yes , " says Van Damme , " Okay . Yes , yes , yes . It happened . I was in Thailand , we had an affair . Sweet kiss , beautiful lovemaking . It would be abnormal not to have had an affair , she's so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile , simpatico , so charming , she wasn't acting like a big star . I knew Thailand very well , so I showed her my Thailand . She's a great lady . " 20 minutes into an 8 hour road trip , back home from college . My roommate and best friend from high school announces that he is literally about to shit his pants 1/2 million dollar car , yet they can't even get the encoding right in the description . I feel as if the appearance of the It's a real life Everyone that I have talked to said that Sylvia is difficult especially since I'm doing art direction , is she really as tough as everyone says ? uh ... what ? redditor for 12 hours ... ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) instantly lower them ノ ( Like chewy Maltesers . Arya could come in my shadows whenever she wants WHAT ....... THE ...... FUCK ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! YOU'VE NEVER HAD A BURRITO ? ! ? ! ? ! * * Its called Cutthroat His face is just Omfg informative yet disturbing Depends on the chapter of the bible your reading ... " who said weird ... .... I said not weird ... I ran it 4 times and each time Brazil were 3 or 4th in the group Actually it wasn't made for this post but my own AMA How do you put apple maps on lockscreen ? ( Mighty sorry for the n Wow . Cozart . Best play I've seen by him all year ಠ_ಠ fap material Not sure how a thread to help promote the game became an argument of PC Master Race and consoles Speedy blocked piratebay and some other sites , so I need to turn around a bit to get to the place where I want to be my roommate nearly got maced by a cab driver who tried to throw them out of the cab when they called him out on charging $ 35 to go from The Omni to 12th and Lamar ... They ended up filing a police report at 4 in the morning I'm tempted to repost something that got removed earlier . I'm guessing for this reason .... But instead of linking to a different post in a different subreddit I'd link to HHH's tweet . Maybe that would be more wrestling related How does one vape trees without trees You linked to a cosmo article on reddit and then want to * discuss it seriously * ? * * Pushes it back in * * you have more Spurs in 5 Well this is awkward call me senpai I REALLY do not want to know what the NSFW " oatmeal creampie " looks like What do you like to drink ? Golden Shower ? Who thinks about sex that much ? jst lyke on / r / gonewild xD ┌ ( I've been using guilty for a while and I found that even though springboard just have been crashed ( sometimes respring as safemode sometimes not ) it picks a wrong reason , such as * nothing ( empty string ) * or Appstore apps like AlienBlue . ( no way ... It's like if you present a space where white people just happen to not be in , they get really uncomfortable and upset . I take free health care and education for granted until I see all these posts on reddit ... and the bathrooms smell like it Oddly enough , that gave me a boner ..... Naruto . It's over 600 episodes now and I'm still watching . So ... much .... filler ! My favorite is Bonney ... oh wait . Doesn't really help , but thanks for the story . > ... norway It's fine . I won a shop with a cop thing at like 6 . Was me and another friend . Each got $ 100 to go to walmart . I bought a fucking ski mask . Full face cover too . Yeah Looking at YOU , svchost.exe Kindly left out the parts where his " Government " Squandered and laundered millions in Aid from the United States , and don't even get me started on the whole Pakistani ISI Clusterfuck Client is coming some of these critics were probably the same that hailed 50 shades of grey as a milestone in emancipation . You still get Watkins I thought jokes were meant to be funny This worries me . Sure , it might help me avoid the folks that will splat me on sight , * however * , it is potentially giving them and griefers a list of perfect targets . I don't need the crazy awesome people knowing that I suck . And I don't give a fuck ? Oh , I usually dose cjc no DAC and Ipa 3 times a day . Love it ! Vascular ( when I'm lean enough Her sister is 12 Rymth . I remember that one . I paused the video and spent severeal minutes trying to look it up in a dictionary . ( You know , I'm * ashamed * of any English word I have to look up in the dictionary ) . Of course , I didn't find anything . So I continued watching the video . ... Here I am critiquing this picture , typing up a response , and then realized the " painted by my 4 year old niece " . Well , I feel like a dick now . I'll be on my way In for the log . Really looking to do this coming winter if I can't hit the bf % I want by summer on diet and training , my body literally clings to fat . ah shit fire save matches ! ! ლ ( No , Link would be driving a train . But OP , you're the faggot who posted this which got all of us talking about it . I dunno ..... a few hours as a default sub and already we have questionably * interesting * content . You read my mind down to a tee Ha haaa ... don't even joke about that . You're the reason Wakanda has lost all of its vibranium , and I lost my throne Maybe I'm your coworker Marking for later Freedom : * free to be dumb * Yes , thank you for the " aid " You answered your question actually ! It's all about HOW HARD None of these leaders are going to * get * into the range where a Wattson is significant , because they need to * clean up their stupid freaking gyms ! ! * At least * Wattson's * gym was relatively straightforward once you beat the trainers inside ... i just want her God tier . Awaiting part 3 with If you still have it ... Please respect tables . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Incidental ? He actually asked for a * Bud Light * ? Or just ya know , normal for animals . Like , cats . Loco Cycle . Please respect tables . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( I have a dream .... Alien here as well That's what we used to say when my mom kept getting pregnant . Instead of being happy we'd all bang our heads like , noo not again ! I'm the eldest of 9 ... Area 51 is a tricky juice . I havnt been able to vape it out of anything besides a pt2 and i know its good , but i think its just too complex for my setup . I keep getting hints of chocolate and custard but i might just be crazy I've seen this here before ... I read " The friend * is * an adorable fat pug that eats anything left on the floor " and was like ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Or maybe it you that is failing . Plex works extremely well , is easy to setup , and is the most used software for what you are trying to accomplish . Stop blaming other peoples code for your shortcomings Sounds like something humans would do No they don't because the Raspberry Pi runs the same MAME software as other computers and so obviously it renders things in a completely different way . you sir , made the point ! I just met a worse guy who is reporting his heading and altitude for every waypoint he crosses Me too ! But I only completed 2.5 yrs of credits Rock Lee / Oro .... Would be more perfect if it was DIT Me please , i lov é bits Well , that happened REALLY ? ! ? ! ? That's what he was fucking implying ? ? ? I had nooooo fucking idea ! ! ! ! Glad you're here to make a fucking comment and tell me ! ! ! ! Si ea cred ca are.Deci probabil aici vroia sa ajunga ಠ_ಠ which of one do you think i did No one is an angel ! I'm a little bothered by their hiding it , but I suppose it's for the best since girls are usually fairly open about it . I'm a little split between hiding it and being open about it . It sucks If you're too much of a delinquent o use RES you can comment in a thread and then use that comment to find all of the cool internet tricks you were never going to remember . but ... he * * IS * * a special snowflake > Pretty sure " edizione " is Italian , guys . They .. they look underage .. Whilst trying to pm you on alien blue I accidentally found the button to let me put a I may or may not have roughly 9 shots of espresso during each day Hit reply and tap the down triangle at the top middle of the screen and it'll drop down a small menu . Swipe to the right and you'll see options that say more , image , and * Not affiliated with spinnaker 411 Pyro is such a unique name There was a lady up here with tech stripes on hers Why don't you take a seat ? Yeah , on my game he rushed for over 3000 yards . Is this kid really smarter than I think .... are they ... I bought the exact same thing ! More proof you're one of my favorite shibes , we make similar purchases . It's not even in the fucking middle of his chest.Holy shit . WHAT ABOUT CHIPOTLE BARBECUE ? Because young white men The most inexplicable piece of merchandise I have seen were Angry Birds branded HDMI cables . ours sometimes has little flakes of mystery in it . I am serious . See this Wow ... I knew a guy who killed a cat for karma ...... During a eulogy Oh man , the hair thingies , the hair thingies everywhere . It's like the have legs of their own and find their way into every nook and cranny of my apartment , and my shoes . Not really a death in a way , but in the middle of a uhc match my computer restarted to install windows updates You don't use it ... It uses you I think the Heat might have other ideas , but I'm glad you're so certain already ... I'll be watching you I was coming here to say I call it delivering baby livers . I'm now sad to know I will soon be delivering grown up livers . Thanks for the heads up .... Thought I was the only one that does that . One time my best friend and I were shooting pool at the student rec center and he made a pretty sick shot . I wasn't sure if I wanted to say " nice shot bro " or " nice shot dude " and ended up blurting out " nice shot boo " . I instantly realized and tried to play it off hoping he didn't hear me but after 5 seconds he goes " wait " Too much opportunity for yeast infection Agreed , I play semi peaceful , for most game I am isolationist and CS are my only true friends , any civ that loves me is going to start hating me the moment some douche declares war on me and I defend myself by taking over his cities as payment , and when I start hosting the congress and anything I do angers them . ( I had Japan ' angry I helped defeat a proposal of theirs ' , the proposal ? To embargo me . And you get a downvote Ah , I could not see the sarcasm Can't go to the bathroom either , no matter how much water they drink ... 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" And humans can't see these ? " He had to wonder because if they saw 4 million drones flying above their heads , stuff would get difficult and the UN had to make up another shit story . When an activated one approached his face was like ' As someone who is also a Packers fan , The only thing I can see is that their fucking comforter is crooked and I want to straighten it .. Maybe people should not let children run in the streets . Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door . Picture this , we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor . How could I forget that I had given her an extra key . All this time she was standing there , she never took her eyes off me . I also just replaced my old car that was really starting to need a lot of serious work , but I got a 2008 Ford for a pretty reasonable price . 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" You're a virgin ? That's so brave ! " Needs more ... did remindme bot just ditched you ? The cat looks faker than the raven ... His collapsed lung has really affected him Dear god , I just woke up and found out about compendium , and we already reached the second goal , third soon Your name ... You'd better be shitting me I like potatoes . Then he doesn't deserve to be your friend I hope that one day we can grow teeth back . My front one got knocked out a few years ago when I was 17 and now I have a fake tooth for the rest of my entire life LOLLLLL . It's totally cool I knew some russian workers hired by a friend of mine . Cool guys and all , but they were quite homophobic . Not violent or rude about it , but would give big Quoth the kitty : Or when the water level in the toilet is too high to wipe . I'm 5 ' 4 " and 113 is pretty much where I want to be . And I'm going to get there someday ( Yeah ... " wild " I hated it more than scooby doo I guess I should hear you out like a mature human being , seeing as how you didn't open your comment with a personal attack . Your excitement ... You need to put on a see-in-the-dark glasses first . Don't you have one ? ! Eating with your mouth open so I can see and hear every bite / chew Of course the only way they score is with a double play ball . God and evolution aren't even really comparable How do you get past the first sector What is this , the slippery slope theory of Eurovision ? If we allow * transvestites * to win , what's next ? ! GOATS ? ! Indeed it does . woahwoahwoah , do * * not * * talk shit about mah Foxes She found it cute My cousin had her son clipped because she didn't want him to be made fun of in gym . Because that's the * only * reason a boy would be made fun of in middle and high school . " Is literally in the middle of nowhere " Thanks very helpful . God I hate these so much I am sad to hear that . What happens in the business is people get comfortable . When that happens no more training is taken . Less training = half assed work . It's really common Damned politically correct users . Jenny McCarthy - ill-informed anti vaccine stance coupled with spokes modeling for e-cigarettes REALLY , ONLY A 770 , Things I have completely forgotten . Bad memories of neuro . what's crazy about YOLOing into someone's home and having them drop more caps ? seems pretty standard for wormholes if you ask me ... Am I the only one who noticed that the St Louis * * RAMS * * ended up being the ones drafting Michael Sam ? Holy crap ! It's the repost police to the rescue ! Don't you have anything better to do ? ? ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Apart from the feminist thing I am basically a terper's fantasy wife Yeah sure you're in the army I think what you meant is zombie Rafiki … I meant the part where I have another hole to breathe through , not the part where I get killed due to a severe case of the bullet-in-the-heads . Then why is it only one of the best ever if Ronaldo , messi or Suarez do it ? That was my original point and now I feel like your saying the opposite Oh I know ! How about not spending your money at Starbucks in the first place ? ! not enough senjougahara But they didn't catch her sippin ' I like Sylvanas ... she makes me happy . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right ? Have an upvote . AND MY AXE ! This kills the axe meme . Nice commercial . Half-baked product its advertising though . Glad to know Microsoft has guys like me covered where I enjoy my htpc in a fully-lit white room It just so happens Shink is wandering though the shadier parts of town thinking about how nice a park and streetlights would be here ! He better not run into the spoops in his city * Their * Unfortunately Shink doesn't ever pay attention to anything around him ... so he's probably too busy looking at a street light to see them . better not cause any trouble first I thought , ' oh that's reasonable . ' But that quickly changed to ' well , they probably didn't have a lot of props for the photographer that worked well as accents ' but , by the end I'm pretty much just Oh it's that motherfucker abusing the kawaii shiba again . So it was you who wished this on me ! ! He is blind not stupid - gives the uploader two middle fingers - I'm not wearing any underwear , Wenn ich mir irgendwas wünsche könnte , dann mehr User und ordentlich Rabatz hier ;) Aber das bleibt wohl Wunschdenken The feels , bro And romantic . The power of a surround sound stereo ? Then the joke doesn't work . My thoughts exactly . [ NSFW ] tag , but no [ Serious ] ? Directions unclear , dick stuck in Fuck you and your ability to fly The second part , where the chick just lays there ... getting a very japanese-dinosaur-rape-scene vibe ... I'm having a difficult time believing this is real . The girls texts were obviously completely crazy but the way the guy responded seemed very odd and leads me to believe this never really happened . Still though , Larges ? Don't you just make the pizzas that big I will watch your playlist and I will judge you So many holes ( I was equal in Erudite , Abnegation , and Candor . Apparently I am Divergent . really ? not a single pic ? Her face is all like * * Eeehhhh .... could be good but also could be even worse than a Palin / Santorum ticket I want a nike connect haha . I'm the shoe giy to my friends and everyone at work haha . I bave a few friends ask what shoes to get to sell too It's always normal traffic in LA Not ashamed to admit that I stared at it for 5 minutes as well You could have made him believe Says the guy with the Bolton flair Wait , " especially because ... ? " So it would be less horrifying if said woman had actually distespected the religion as a whole ? Jesus was a unicorn NY Pizzeria in Idaho Oh dear god no I got a 10/22 for Christmas . It's NEVER BEEN USED #####Isn't this private property ? Unless your name is on the deeds you can't open it . I just picked this one up and in only one semester I've burned through 10 shows : that's 72 HOURS of my life that I am never getting back Depends on how / u / Nachtmystic feels about his mother 15 years to prepare ... in PRISON ? ! Yeah , I'll bet he could have built up quite a nest egg ... yeah , * watch * Google translates that for me as sarkozy forced shorts . This song was just so ... meh . Everything about it just sounded very generic . And the MV ? I think my expression was like Did that guy just say ' lol ' in real life ? Who the fuck is using a cheque book . Where are we , the 90s ? but with that you dont have the card draw that a warlock gets , and you dont have nearly the same amount of damage . Was he literally saying " FUCK YOU ! " to his mother ? ! Man ... it's a shame this sub doesn't support spoilers . All hail our glorious leader Spaghetti Monster This is why I'll stay reserves Uh , this title has very little to do with the actual link .. Welcome to MFA . Oh hello Hahaha . Sure . Sure they are . Seriously though . You're a grown-ass man , and * this * is what you do with your time . It usually does ...... You Didn't Fix It . Either way , it feels like a freakin ' free-for-all here Or better yet , the grovel trucks that don't cover their load have a bumper sticker tacked on that reads " not responsible for broken windshields . " Wait , so denying others the right to invocation isn't discrimination . But doing the same thing to him would be ? I like the video . I hate the warmer hot cold shit .. Like the dog isn't obviously sniffing the ball out .. Maybe I am a little boy I like it , but what if you've got Shadowplay enabled I'm like this with scummy ditches . My female pit lays against me more when I'm on higher dosages and my male insists on being the little spoon . Now that's all I'm thinking too ... * Your comment : Fuck that gun and fuck you for that shot So , whenever you give a tip , and then someone gives you a tip ... / u / CreepySmileBot where are you ? ノ ( I worry about this with our two dogs . They're so tightly bonded together ( siblings ) . When one got seriously ill in the fall , someone said to me " gee I hope she doesn't die because then I bet the other one will die too from sadness . " Thanks , I'm not worried enough already ; please do emphasize how this situation can get worse Let me be Ichabod ! I want to be part of the Headless Hunt ! Let me be ! You can think your partner is ridiculously picky on * certain topics * ( i . e . , insisting on a certain brand of chicken , overly humanizing a dog ) while still respecting your partner Jokes on you , I like it like that . Dog tags ... * Christian * dog tags ? Draw me like one of your bodiless French girls . Try clicking the button under ESC on some . ಠ_ಠNICE PICS 9/10 I get a Benjamin Franklin feel from this . dat crossbar ... Yes we are I probably should have dropped a few others as well ! Now I have to live with it ... Im wondering the same thing .... I have a lifted jeep ... This is exactly how I learned what urine tastes like .... Check the 4th top rated post on the shingekinohentai subreddit . What does the fox say . Save for elfen lied . Trust me , you and your father can avoid this . Your scenario is ... odd . Remove the AI and add a real driver . I know that I would personally choose to hit another car instead of driving off a freaking cliff You clicked on a website named " bestgore " at work ? What eyes I've been having tons of " socket closed " lately as well . Makes wormhole life * * extra exciting Does anyone ever give the exact URL of the cross post ? Haha right ? I read steamy gay Klaine erotica before I even knew how getting pregnant worked ( I mean I knew it was from sex but I didn't know / how / it worked ) . And I even read mpregs of Kurt dear lord I clicked every fucking link . Well ..... that's what you think . The only thing I didn't expect was that everyone on the highway moves at the same speed in every lane . There is zero grasp of the concept of slower traffic keeping right And you just want ..... Barf pants * illegal construction workers * I wondered if there was a term for this . I don't want the seller to * molest * the property any further - they already put a defective house on the market . Right to cure will make it worse Too much Then he should find who did it and dump them in the bay Next up , she'll say that kids should smoke So you don't think about sex ? I caught my mom putting in my dads catheter once . One of those times you really wish your mom wasnt a nurse and the fact that he was totally naked and ... wait a min , my mom was a principal not a nurse Why the downvotes ? Somethings about this subreddit ... Guilty has been removed from the repo . Only when I'm horny ! It appears to be a glitch in the matrix . PO decided to make bondo side skirts .. fucking no . also the speakers in the hatch are disconnected and capped . other than that he painted the car with primer and left it as is So ... you're one of " them " ... I stay because I don't know how to escape Shut the fuck up , or when the revolution comes , I'll have you deported to a labour camp . You lack flair . I could stuff you silly anytime How do I " This is my room . Don't spend too much time here , just sleeping ... most of the time . " If Spike Lee directs the Bad Guy video , I swear ... some one needs to fix the cut offed reflection Goddammit . Can I re-roll ? Fuck you bot What's with people and reposting . jesus your picture you seem to know quite a bit about strangulation I always sleep with socks Failstorm worth buying ? > TL ;D R : I typed all that on mobile fuckin read it Xonar DGX for now The way he quoted " superior " ... it makes me feel offended although he speaks the truth I couldn't remember how to hashtag . If you're correct about it being done ' by the book ' as you say , then it doesn't seem like the book is written very well Memory : Dallas trip with football team .... schindler's escalator ... hilarious Why not ? I did 6 ' and good looking is no excuse for a crappy ' about you ' section Oh god , the puzzle in Another Code where you had to close it almost all the way and read the solution through the gap . You got bored during PKA ? Um ... Solaireon's eyes have trained for this day through various events of staring at the sun while praising it . Solaireon's eyes have trained for this day through various events of staring at the sun while praising it . Your hair is blue like the sea I'd like to float my cock on it . Good job shopping the truck .. I didn't even see it there .. It's down for me too . The funny thing is when I tried to log on with my ps3 it logged me in . So it's only on my ps4 that I can't log in And if I recall correctly , in January of 2009 , most gas stations I can remember were already $ 3 + per gallon ... / r / iam 14andthisiswtf " your friend " It's a joke ... might need to change my underwear after this game ... jk but seriously This is called a silent letter . It's definitely tits . Big tits . No , don't be silly .... they're for your mom ..... I WANT TO SEE MORE SHOTS TAKEN THAN KOBE He is ಠ_ಠ He's one of those right wing xenophobic hate mongers who worships Rush Limbaugh and Anne Coulter I'm not really sure if we watched the same gif He lives 2,000 miles away , I onky have to put up with him every other year or so . And the occasional anti Obama hate email Love how the first page has nearly everyone being concerned , and Kakashi is like Kakashi in the first page was like and Kakashi's This is a premium post ... I am not your tomodachi Female Powerlifting ... How about when you politely decline a date because you're already seeing someone and the guy explodes at you for friend zoning him ? ლ ( I wasn't going to click on that youtube link until someone named VAGINA_PLUNGER did this : I used to play with those as a kid I only discovered ಠ_ಠ recently as well . Why can't they put on mascara with their mouth closed . I ... Dude , chocolate and herring sandwiches ? A distant acquaintance I know once justified her dating of scum by reinforcing it with " But he's hot ... " The Solosis then ! I'll have to breed the Females for you , though , so it might take a while Did you actually just say Irish is not a race ? Running a lower resolution also made the camera angle issues worse . Zerg below caused fps issues too This may seem odd coming from me , but Historically , the English language is based on Proto-Germanic grammar . However , as more languages ( looking at you , French I find myself doing that at home because I do it every time I leave my desk at work The pass got deflected and a lineman fell on it . We would have really cute babies . . . Go home bread , you're drunk . Just reply to every comment with Could be a * insert government name here * military weather balloon dropping flares near swamp gas that have cloud crystals refracting sunlight Lets just hope he doesnt get a fish What the fuck . Guessing you're a flyers fan .... I too am familiar with this feeling . I'm lost Gotta finish at the rim .. No , no ... you are supposed to put the Yuan ON the switches .... What the hell were you thinking ? Trash doesn't work either if you've got a dog around . My GF puts them in a plastic bag under the vanity until trash night ( HE IS . he is SPOILER of shield now You adjusted her stomach fat , didn't you . Why did I read that to the tune of Beds Are Burning by Midnight Oil ? ლ ( ಠ_ಠლ ) why didn't he tell us what the issue was ? ლ ( Doesn't even mention Scandinavian chicks Good thing you're in here spending time with us at least . " Mostly harmless " ... No . No it's not . Are they ... shaving Jack's beard ? I don't know if I should trust in you It's a joke . At my school someone shat on the floor last year Messi incoming Hey Doublerift are you really the best ( ノ refrences boing boing as a source .... That's so straight Thunder down Given their last comment is that , I'm suspicious OP is actually My Girlfriend . Guys , the top half has an orange tint Was just funny , she picked strawberries today . After seeing this gif ... shhhh No person on the media does good deeds . It is always a PR stunt . ALWAYS ! I tagged him as * * " fapped to his sister So your uncle broke his wrist from watching you have sex ? I completely forgot about moisture . We may reach for a similar act of wagging your arm about for reference . ( I feel like this isn't the first time you've said that ... Not sure if serious post or troll Bolin's mom is dead ... There wouldn't happen to be a paper company called Primatech there would there ? ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( Firstly , Who * moved it * ? Yeah ... ( ╯ Don't give them ideas Hell has a special place for people like you You do realise that if anything happens to them now , we will all know who to blame . That's exactly why it's on the front page .... First improvement I could suggest : track down and eliminate whatever script it is that redirects mobile visitors to useless loop of full-page Badoink ads that hijack the back button . Thanks to this , we can't ever actually see your content without sitting down at a desktop with ad-blocking turned on ( which I'm sure hurts your bottom line . ) Also , if a user has to sit at a desktop to get a usable version of your site , you've almost certainly lost them as a potential return visitor . No me tutee Well in addition to the boob increase with a boobs-don't-work-that-way shirt , he very distinctly made it look like she's not wearing pants with a tiny peek at her vulva . Simmer dean ... Summer dean . Don't get so worked up And sell the video on eBay .. ? He can't help it , he's just a dick . Its challenging when you have an extreme fear of heights I'm not sure I understand your question . I spy with my little eye ... skin cancer Wow beautiful , but this narrator ... " Kitesurfing reflects our desire for freedom and ... " ugh I was preying for she to shut up already Dat Oro Baldness , Everyone in my family has a full head of hair . My dad , brother , both grandfathers , uncles everybody . Looking through old family pictures I can't find one bald person . Thanks genetics Ganglion cysts . The limp wrist jokes are hilarious I'm scared of all stinging flying things . When I was 2 I kinda stuck my hand in a wasp nest . . - . I held my breath while looking at that . tl ;d r v2 " You shibes think you're pretty funny , don't you ? ! ? " Mmmmmm that Emma Watson booty ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) ..... Legally aged Emma Watson though of course ..... ;) ..... no wait uh I mean ..... ( Video assisted thoracic surgery ? ! How the heck do you make the leap from telling the difference between an mp3 and an mp4 to analysing the content of a video or photograph for child pornography It was an add on item , 25 million to ship free I had it happen to me in URF Sardines ( 24g protein ) pre workout at breakfast . Train . Protein shake post workout on the way home ( 53g protein ) . Protein and carb based meal when you get home ( average 50g protein ) . That's 127g protein hit at mid day . Much better than a potatoe Can't connect back to my MM . Seriously why the fuck would the feel the need to add that . My Extreme ICE Liquid looked like this as well . My cat is called Tiberius ! Guys , look at the source , Pulse.ng ! ! ! THIS MUST BE TRUE , such a good , trustworthy , reliable source ! ! ! Their definitely NOT reporting made up stories for ad revenue . Thought you meant your girlfriend said that Shut the hell up , Meg Well , as if / r / tributeme wasn't enough ... This is a whole new level . Browsing Reddit . I blame the greatest Generation . They created the self involved baby boomer generation . Who created the apathetic gen x and y . Now we have the most spoiled group of Americans ever to exist ... we need an ELE to wipe the slate clean .. As person not from Australian , I still don't understand why your " liberal " party is so not liberal . I thought we were talking about shitty people having a good time . It seemed like a logical comparison when I typed it . I remember this being reported here on reddit when 4.7 came out ... IIRC some red post declared it as an unintentionally side effect or bug ... now it ´ s a planned nerf ? Aaaa - haaa > ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR EGO ノ ( " I had a slug infestation in my kitchen . " Scum ? This is the books that gave us hot chocolate , a drink which Lando presents to Luke as something he found on " a backwater planet called Earth " . I was sad to find out that it didn't have online multiplayer . Wtf . That should've been standard . I wanted to play with my brother ( who's in another state ) but we can't . Thanks for spamming ! I was expecting to read " found out my scale was broken ! " I've been redditing too long ... You got a problem with my story ? So the spider was in your room , ran downstairs and into the kitchen and then jumped , JUMPED , on the stove ? That spider was the epitome of the spider kind . And you killed it . I want to see a Its not a murphy bed Recently , a former Austrian diplomat murdered his wife and then committed suicide . None of the media mentioned his name , but they mentioned that he was one of the ambassadors that was kidnapped in the 1980 Dominican embassy siege in Bogot á . Reddit bingo ? And if you're looking for an Reddit bingo ? And if you're looking for an Reddit bingo ? And if you're looking for an I hate you alien blue . Reddit bingo ? And if you're looking for an Reddit bingo ? And if you're looking for an It was a very rare thing too in battlefield , it was a helicopter just hanging upside down from a building on Golmud Railway . It can never be seen again ! I thought he was actually getting robbed and I was watching the webcam all the time . Problems of first world Why did I read that as dick ? Is Kinect still dead ? Yes ? I don't care about this then . Do not ever go on this thing . An engineer friend who ( unofficially ) inspected it 12 months ago said that several structural ( steel ) beams that had cracked had been welded . When he asked why these pieces weren't replaced , he was told that " the parts that suffered strain had been reallocated to less strenuous areas of the structure " . Apparently that's very bad . You won't catch me on this thing . The HN comments .... Just moved into a new apartment last week ... Brb , checking everything now ... ( Have two fully happy ant tanks . Then after a few generations , open the tubes connecting the tanks . Watch war ensue I was so excited for the crash , but then You fell for his reverse psychology . Yes of course ! If they will win , we will win by that too Muhahaha ! Truly thats the briliantest of ideas It is almost too enjoyable , until your co-workers start complaining that you're mashing your keyboard all the time Oh noes ! All the karma generated from the dead-girl-porn will be gone ! That's what you're worried about ? Expand to Minnesota . I want you . You can't make yourself suffer through this abuse . She seems delusional and psychotic , and you stayed with her through an affair ? Yup . That's happened to me . It was so bad once I went to the doctor because I thought it was an STD . After inspecting me thoroughly he said I had fucked myself raw . Such a * diverse * " crowd " . There appear to be Protestants AND Lutherans . No . ^ Did I stutter ? Yorick ? Does that count ? Sorta ? No ? Okay Ugh .. Still not available to print though . I finally sold my extras yesterday I need them to get paid Political " giving " . Yeah , right . He's since re opened his deviantart account and begun to upload stolen filtered artwork again . Told this to 5 other people in my office got 3 laughs and 2 Ignore the problem and hope it goes away ? And then * Poopslposion 2014 * Comment chain removed for taking this shit too seriously . I thought this was common knowledge between users . I mean it is in the instruction booklet with your prescription . Ya'll need to learn to read What , are you gonna cry about it ? Tried flashing Karthus ult I was 2 pack a day Are you fucking joking Perry ! ? I met a girl once who said she had threesomes with her mom . I was like " whaaaaaaaat ? No you don't " . She had pics I see what you did there , but why on Earth would you make me sit through a two minute Avid tutorial to make a joke about Avid ? That looks like a knit singlet monstrosity . A couch gag I love a good coup . As an iPhone owner , I hope Apple gets forced to fix this BS and find a better way to handle messaging ... I've got several friends who had iPhones previously , and I have to wait for iMessages to fail before I can resend as SMS . I still don't understand why Apple won't let me turn off iMessage for individual contacts ... How'd you know ? Him and all of his unlimited selves gangbang you nonstop . have fun with that . You are going to be tech support for these bad boys forever , by the way . The thumbnail loaded for me on the front page and it was not the good one . $ 70k EE love what I'm doing , can't stand employer , boss ( es ) , coworkers , or work location . Crossing the 405 on the weekend just feels like a bad idea . Try developing a skin reaction to eggs on keto . Worst . Thing . Ever . ugh looks like I'll be late for work on Monday morning ... Chug a glass of wine every time you see I can't believe that is an actual thing . I applied to RIT and got accepted to the wrong major . Epic facepalm . I wanted Mechanical Engineering but got Mechanical Engineering Technology . I really hope these articles are fake No sir . Clearly because hate ourselves That wasn't a condition of the question Is that a South Park reference or am I wrong I resent you making generalizations about stereotypes . The length of our intestines . What pickaxe do you use ? ( Dr . Perky Some things are better left unsaid , at least in my circle of friends . The hipsters will . granted but do you want me to go through every one of her appearances making a post saying " look who i have miraculously discovered " ? i see this in every subreddit that is somewhat movie / tvshow related and it bugs the hell out of me ... I have upvoted you 20 times I'm not allowed to lock my door , I have to jack off when no one is home Whenever my best friend shows me a video he always mouths the funny parts , points to the screen * while * staring at me waiting for me to laugh . Like bro , if you want me to laugh let me experience the video the same way you did , in silence ಠ_ಠ dick moves Is it weird that I expected poop in the bag ? Wait ... that would make it greasy poop . And the tissues are for ....... I agree Why do people always ask for release dates You hated Godzilla because it didn't fit in the Pacific Rim universe ? n = 1 , gets prize Did she have her reading glasses on ? Hopefully he quits . The guy is going to ruin everything we've been sold on for the past year . Hiya hon , why are you in reports again .. Are you behaving ? Hrmmm ? ( It still has some neck P4rgaming is a satire website . This isn't real . What's the first rule of fight club > Get the actual fuck out I think he only corrects It's _wantan_ soup , not wanton soup FIGHT , FIGHT , FIGHT ! ! Is that a double entendre ? Umm that's obviously Sanogo ... Way to not see past colour I like those glasses HA HA HA yes ill fit 20 gigs of music into 1.45 gb yes , that is EXACTLY what i was saying I love the recent trend towards shorter , wider , flatter boards , it's really opening up new doors . You do know that the WW2 comintern is kinda the same thing as the axis , right ? Dear God , why ? Be patient , have faith . 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Almost every job with pets has urine on the carpet but one time we had pee stains in a retirement home with no pets i ... i ... watched the whole thing It's both sad and pathetic when someone goes to one of those subs for advice , and they get preached at . WTseriousF ppl ? ! Calm your britches , you're not the child's parent , and said parent obviously cares enough * to * ask for advice Chat will turn into Google + Circle chat No NSFW ; Bad ! No NSFW ; Bad ! ... some My husband and I also live in SoCal ( though we are likely moving someplace EVEN more expensive this fall ... / r / sexwithdogs Always be sarcastic . Your Amazon search history showed up ? Someone liked that first comment Why thank you ! Weird that alien blue would do that ... ' ' We will continue our investigation and look at having the plastic bag fingerprinted . ' ' You are not alone . My nparent is doing the same thing . He has not spent one dime on my education . ( loans , loans , and more loans ) I hate when he have his friends try and talk to me about being more thankful since he is paying for me to go to school . When I respond with " If he is paying for so damn much why do I still have a bill ? " I get this look O . O like it something wrong with me . I've been suspended because " you know what you did . " ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( The teachers at my catholic school were nuns this better be college volleyball .. Is it really you , glassteeth ? I knew the name sounded familiar ! Yep just as i suspected ... I watched that one even longer You got an insane collection of interesting stuff ! How much does it cost to pick up a human skull / skeleton ? Can't be cheap and probably takes a certificate ? Unless you dig up them yourselves , I saw your military grave markers collection . Everything , especially the ones that can roll ! ( 1 . Return of Kinect . Just kidding about the Kinect-less SKU guys . 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THEN someone requested to be moved there because I'm quiet and he can get more work done ... apparently his old cubicle buddy would talk too much .. Now I can't reddit comfortably ... Mine too And my grandma's ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I'm also on an involuntary T-break it's called probation . 2 more months left . Ya .. * everyone's * worth $ 80 million dollars .. It's so misleading , he's not rich at all . All the bandits I've met so far are pretty shitty magicians . But I don't like the claim ticket system V .. v .. various bodily fluids ? So it begins Even as a cards fan I have to give you the look of disapproval . I went there a few years back , messed up but it looks like they've added some new stuff . The worst fans are the ones who don't support their teams through the thick and thin . They seem to not be very interested in their team unless they're doing well .. Or until their team makes the finals . Then they jump on the bandwagon , buy the bumper sticker and become experts on the team .. When last season when their team was doing shit , they didn't watch any games at all . I hate fair weather fans . We all die Meepo vs Russian Pudge Stop that . THIS IS SO FUNNY I love tatas Wow . Cork gun , not cock gun . I need this decal Terrible . It is a long story that no one wants to hear , but she sat there with her eyes closed mouth open . After we " made out " she was like " wow your a great kisser " . ( ノ It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's not only for LTE in my case . Even with 3G the battery drains extremely fast when in use , like web browsing . Its battery life is excellent on Wi-Fi ( Too * Probably some tea party nuts freaking out over gay marriage Single-user bathrooms should be against the law , at least at restaurants . Just when I thought I couldn't hate that smug asshole any more than I already do ... Produce ladies wait what ... He was making a joke about being a pedophile ... You on the other hand I'm not so sure about You ... 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I've never seen Alton Brown look creepy before I'm pretty sure he just made cream for that . Being stuck in the liberal-wasteland of massachusetts , most of my teachers included a TLDR on creationism out of fear of " offending " someone ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) Dip your Bortles ノ ( That's no party i want to be apart of bud Everyone would fuck Swanny , just go ahead and say it Except for English people Not only that , but all the Aurin look and sound like they are 14 I just want my albums ( not playlists ) to play in correct song order on my devices . I've used iTunes since day one and it's never be enable to do this . Do you ever eat freezies and the plastic where they seal it cuts the sides of your lips ? ? Well .... Takes the time to pay take out check , make out check , sign , and deliver only to have it EFT same day or sooner . The ultimate low effort bot . Search comments for me gusta egoista of course you use the Look at my flair and ask me if I care about Pantheon players , especially ones that solo lane him . Why would you ruin a fine bourbon with ginger . Reynolds has 8 homeruns yeah it has nothing to do with him being the better qb I can do that too Some people have too much time on their hands . I never would have thought of that . “ Don ’ t look over your shoulder , don ’ t put the book down and roll over so you happen to glance behind you . Don ’ t accidentally drop something so that you can glance around the room as you return to your reading . Just keep reading . Don ’ t take your eyes off the page . ” I know how you feel A few weeks .. He's not wrong It took me an hour to figure out that " taima " was literally " timer " in English . Nothing in my knowledge or dictionary at the time had a translation for it . The only reason I figured it out was because after pressing that button on a remote I woke up in the middle of night since the air conditioner turned off . Most civilians don't care . Yes . Secretaries though ... I got slapped once because I wrote Endorsement instead of Indorsement . Do not look at the google image results for that He elbowed kids but didn't put the lens against the glass to avoid glare . Were there any results to your tests ? ノ ( I am starring you . Grammatical or spelling errors in the title . Oh , good . Thank god we get to see Tattooine for the sixth fucking time . Hot damn . So Bischu is the new Saint See that " oldest , whitest male " was just edited in not too long ago . I wonder who did that . ψ \ ( ಠ_ಠ ) / Downvote this Heathen .. ~ ~ Icefrog ~ ~ Cyborg Matterino is a valued member of R / Doto ψ \ ( If only there had ever been a civilization WITHOUT a religion . Jesus .. I fear for my snapchat list in the coming months ... you can light the sconces ? 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I'm still trying to forget the travesty that was the Arrested Development comeback I actually tried that , but Superman seemed to * unbalance * ... Batman ... a lot ... ( no implications intended D'oh ! My Moe was just summoned to water down beer for 24 hours P . S . The prize board specifically prohibits the dealership from giving the numbers out over the phone or in any other way but in person . Congrats , I think .. And why not sir ? Wards with 100 health and inherent regen . Lol the schnoz doesn't bother me that hat does . I bet secretly Jokowi doesn't like metal .. it's just a ruse That isn't CSGO ... Or even a shooter . Fortress ? Good to know that Italians still spend their euro-monies well . Haftold 3 please pics or it didn't happen Yeah no shit . That escalated quickly . dat NSFW tag Started in the bottom now my whole soda is fucking here .... Danmit I seem to recall it being 24 what's inside Colby ? How old was he when he got the D at Disney Land ? Shakespeare novel It's May , It's not hot yet . Since when are your balls conjoined Lol ur funny ! I can't stop seeing " slutski season is over What did he think those were used for ? My response to your friend , when I read that part about the coat : why are you so mad ? just trying to help Halfway through my calc II class this semester this guy asks what a derivative is . - * A message pops up on the screen , in bright yellow . It reads " You alright ? * Sofia In a ground school class while perusing my pilots license , the instructor was reviewing weather and how to read meteorological reports . While we were discussing fog , a guy in the back of the class put up his hand and asked " Why would it matter if it's foggy ? " Yea , like seeing things isn't important when flying a plane . You're lesbian but have a boyfriend ? oh ... Something comparable ? A a fellow enlightened ketoer ! Rock on ლ ( Sorry that took a while ! Halfway through I realised that the egg wasn't even in my party First thing , he has a disgusting habit of continuously sucking snot from his sinuses down his throat . And second , just watched him explain why he doesn't get tested for HIV . Because he only sleeps with married men so , they're safe . Aha , they are making that pretty savvy tactics of sending chrome book and galaxy note around :) but I mean the food is free , I do not want to bother cooking myself , lazy boy i am Is the insurance contained in the lease ? If not , how should I get it ? But not to Turku ... What is this heresy ? What really will blow your mind is the way Banishing Light / Banisher priest work . When they leave the ability doesnt use the stack . Let's say you've ' banished ' a grisly bear . As soon as the Banishing Light / Priest leave it comes back . State based actions ( SBA's ) dont even check . Neither the banisher nor the grisly bear are in play at the same time , but as soon as the light / priest leaves the bear is back . I hate it Seriously . I was very surprised when I saw a post from " MassiveCock " subreddit on my all reddits today and I was never subscribed there . I didn't even know that existed Yeah , that sounds about right . This isn't third wheeling this is cheating Yeah yeah , I v heard that before one moves in , he should take lots of pictures as evidence that the damage is not caused by him . Is that a good idea , seems a bit creepy though I know I hope you are prepared for all your neighbors to be Yankees , unless you are one ... This is a good idea ! How did someone not think of this before ? ! PS , I love muffins and milk skimming your comment , I thought the final word was " jealous . " On mobile I've said it before , and I'll say it again ... This machine is so badass . Having worked as a load rigger for the only one to ever work in North America , I'm not surprised in the least it could lift a Sea King . What's the empty weight on one of those anyway , without blades ? 40,000 lbs was its legal load limit in Canada Mine finally shipped today . I am now fascinated by the idea of zex .......... Star Wars shirt ? dogs with human ears .... The face he makes ------> TBH I don't know . But if you have dry skin at all I couldn't recommend the extra strength in good conscience . It's seriously drying me out more than stridex did . " Virginia Tech @ Oklahoma State " I live no where any of these . Your title is totally misleading . I hope that gold you received turns into coal You or me ? because both are creepy . When I turned 18 a couple of friends from my parents got me a metal can piggy bank and a mug . It had a cow and lots of hearts on them . I'm a guy Aren't nuts that come in tins usually fried in industrial oils ? Is it bad I want someone to get hurt ? 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But highly complex things don't just * happen * without cause ! They require an even more complex creator . At least that's what the Evolution book taught me . Why ? Hello .... * neighbor * It's in the * uncut * version . Ha ! Ew . Gross . NSFL dude . At the 24 hour Starbucks we have hobos washing themselves in the washroom . They stink up the whole place . I'm double fat in Japanese size . We'll American size too Yep , so since I have to spend so much extra money buying my own food stuff , I am now planning to find on campus hall , but the problem is that there is no semester lease left , shit Hello handsome ! It's a pos . try to get a refund . DDDAAAYYUUUMM son No not yet , I still own my choice , need your suggestion man , truly . 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I have so many cancelled purchases ( Omg .. you're entitled to your opinion but why be such a dick ? Why do they have to be red when they come out We'll it's the only thing I can see myself needing batteries for . Everything else I own is rechargeable . " The Supreme Gentleman " wow that's cool . " A little WTF ? " you seem to have lost your mouth , here you go . What happens ? ! I never thought of this scenario Explain . No NSFW ; Bad ! Could it be a hair ? Not that I know anything about having whisker like hairs under my skin . Which ..... One .... This is getting serious , the bots are multiplying Hahaha ... ha ..... Didn't you hear ? They are his enemies now . My comment included these two ( My wife lived in a region of the world where her name was translated to elsabette which she went by while she lived there . When we found out we were pregnant the name didn't come up , but when we found out we were having a girl it came up pretty quick . We both loved the name Elsa and didn't know anybody by that name , so for us it was perfect ... Tempting , but I really want a Modest Pansear with Blaze I don't know what any of this means I only have one hand , and people ask me if my hand will grow back over time . From 9-11 ... I'll never again buy an outlier iPhone again ( 5c ) . Practically every awesome case for the iPhone isn't designed for the 5c . As far as I know even popular cases like Lifeproof . You like all kids of shit huh ? " We once thought that ... our technology would save us from the ravages of time . * * How hubris of us * * " Well , it is now . Thanks for the jinx , dude . Did they just say Ford Field was the best domed stadium in football ? If the Tigers come back and win this game ... Your balls stick to your outer thigh ? No google drive support ? Chances are , One of you freaks was conceived while your parents were watching this . You know who you are I got it , but I don't get you now What adam said [ ] ( / takeaseat ) Where are you looking Rainbow Dash ? Sometimes MW2 likes to pick the worst host possible . I got into a ground war game where the host lived in Chile . * Chile * I do it looking into a mirror . its the look of disapproval , with a monocle , so fanny look . fun trick , if you use the regular one " My dad works for Godzilla and told me that's actually cannon so shut up . " All 3 months of it . Or it serves as an incentive to work hard her face be like This is why I don't talk much And , yet , flippers * can't resist * molesting the houses with their ugly , cheap shit You seem to know about burning bodies IRL I have had a steady fall from grace and now sit 6 margin points behind you , thanks a lot GWS and Adelaide How original I am pretty sure the agreement was no hurting Yes . Now you have me curious and I will regret being curious . Checking email 100 times x day You're literally doing exactly what you're deriding Why every map on every comic must cut the Malay peninsula ( Welcome to reddit I'm not upset or being mean Husband : Um ... no .......... Came for this .... in more ways than one . Glad to see BVT on the front page ! Just moved out of Burlington yesterday into Winooski . SAVE ME ! ! Looks like his mom That escalated quickly ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR CLAPPERS ノ ( If you're on alien blue , tap the arrow at the top of the reply screen . Swipe that box to the left and the Every time , man . My cat will come over to sniff it and get at least one piece of hair in my coffee ... Or whatever else I'm drinking , for that matter . All hail the Masked Wooper Badge ! ( ノ Or so he wants you to believe .... Didn't stop my co-workers from calling in because they ' drank the water ' Well they bore me ლ ( There can only be one Vanc + Zosyn until cultures come back . Yep . I definitely see some pubes poking out . 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The mere fact that they are misinformed is proof that the left is deliberately misinforming them . But there's totally no racism or sexism that contributes to a field being dominated by white men She probably thinks it's Me Me , and therefore posted a selfie He has his penis against you 12 year olds .. Ran just humalog ( fast acting ) for a preworkout with nothing else . Never had pumps that hard before in my life . Felt incredible and put on about 4-6 lbs in a month with some being fat . Then like a moron I left my travel pin I had in my coat overnight and it exploded . And inbetween At least you have a gold USB connector . They're not in order . Make sure to put your pink in her stink looking beyond " carbohydrates ' and starch ' " ( .... repeat 3 more times .... Don't make me feed your ass to a Grue ... Thanks dude . I was all Awe damnit ! You got me excited because I thought it was a new video The cop will likely remind you that he ' slowed ' from 90mph to 70mph . it's called a " gif " I think I read that wrong . I learned how to fix my mouse squeaking . It was getting really annoying ! you really seem to be everywhere ' Cream ' by Prince . maybe that was the point If you thought it was pregnant why did you slit its belly open Get this : I ordered something April 27th , my friend ordered something May 1st , and another friend ordered something May 2nd . We're all in the same town ( eastern Canada ) and the May 2nd friend got her order today , me and my other friend are still waiting ... Or take your foot off its head Where exactly is this from ? Just because some guy has a MS in Biology , does not mean everything he says is true . My sister has a MS in Biology , am I aloud to use her as a source ? Needless Large rod . I've seen quite a few movies set in Montana where us locals have Southern accents It's on . Looking at you Tesla Due to the combination of Jack's comment ' you've played it the most in the office ' and the time frame you gave ' a month ago ' I gave a look of disapproval ( Brand new leather steering wheel ... puts cheap cover on it I know I've seen this movie , and yet all I remember from it is staring at my TV with a 8 - Take a picture with a kodak , and then take a picture of me holding a kodak I am so glad you said that ! I've never met or heard of anyone else that agreed with me ! It's mandatory viewing in middle schools all over the country and my sister in law was in her high schools play of Grease last year . No wonder kids struggle with self image ! Grease " is * such * a classic ! " / sarcasm . All I could think of " So these are the people who downvote me " Names them ? WTF you say ? ! I would burn my house to the ground if I looked up and saw a spider the size of my hand ' scurrying ' anywhere in it . Thank you so much for letting us know . Fucking scammers And politicians never lie , right ? Que ? There's this quote from batman where his dad says something like " why do we fall ? So we can learn to pick ourselves up . " Don't give up ! Yes , its like oh i need to stop everything , go , record the time , and then go put gloves on and then do the next step .... And now I can't get the imaginary metallic taste out of my mouth . I ... what ... ? Well done , / u / Pinwale . The german speaking Reddit exploded DivX ..................................................................... I think you might need a banana for scale on that one mate I'd pay a few hours of my life ლ ( I would become crazy after 1 day ( ノ It also depends on what they tip The Darklurker drops a chode of a Xanthous crown . " I promise ... I will * never * die I almost died PP due to congestive heart failure , but thankfully it was caught in time I see what you did there ... Wow , that must have been awkward for the waitress Worst movie to watch on 4/20 ... As a Gold nova 4 , I have to say this is 100 % accurate of how most players play at that rank . They can't hold one friggin ' spot for more than 10 seconds it's like my whole team got ADHD . It's like " There's a T in Radio , watch me leave ramp and go after him and die in the process " > I might just be leaving for marketing Haven't found any used ones locally , the new ones are being sold for above msrp . As usual , d * em comments * level 100 and shooting spawn . I thought I was depressed So many lovely thighs For me it's The real problem is for scrunchers . In this situation , you have to fold ... Wait , do people not look before they put on clothes ? Have I been doing this wrong the whole time ? ! Holy shit why on earth would anyone do this Nice try Facebook marketing manager In Civ 1 I've seen a battleship lose to a settler . How does one " have 6k gems just laying around " ? Jesus Christ that last message made me shudder How do " others " know about this ? ####Posts are ALWAYS wanted Lluvia , remember dat * * ####Jesus Christ , that title almost made me choke on my drink when I checked my phone That was my answer to the question . This is my favorite answer , and my car is loud as fuck so I love turning it on . Cold start makes everybody turn . Sometimes my friends ask for a rev and car alarms go off This is my favorite answer , and my car is loud as fuck so I love turning it on . Cold start makes everybody turn . Sometimes my friends ask for a rev and car alarms go off And I was seriously about to put a Dude had 90 years on me , and * * still * * had more hair Just in case anyone is wondering BF3 Premium is still $ 29.99 So we're just going to look the other way on Deliverance guy ? I read a few comments about this attack on an article from a technology blog . The sarcastic comments were talking about this attack proves how insecure the operating system is , with the mandatory " iSheep " insults ( If this goes to ot I'll have an aneurysm I demand to see Grimmjow as a cheerleader Hey kids ! It's fucking-Sunday Dirty mouth ? clean it up That is gorgeous ! I think they are looking for something really red , white and blue though . Oh my god that was one of the most disturbing / r / relationships posts I have ever read Man , the picture I took of Savage doesn't do it justice . It's intense . So intense , the palate actually recommends you don't use it directly around your eye . TURN DOWN FOR She is such a well read autodidact that she spells it audodidact . ( Hey man I am in Raleigh too . I am into video games like Watch_Dogs , GTAV , and many others . I'm looking for someone to chill with and game or watch them game and watch movie . Shit missed one 0 meant 100 Phoenix here . True . Some people - usually on the phone ( Hey now , it's not Neverland Ranch I know exactly what TiA is , it's why I signed up for Reddit . I'll have you know that my headmates are the complete cast of * The Wire * and am spiritually married to Loki . ( ✿ You're a lion ( or some kind of predator ) .... aren't you ? Your username is givng me a bad vibe . OC ? You dressed your dog like that ? Thats just evil Um , yeah . That's what he meant . I don't even own a car . Not as disappointing as your spelling why the questionable liquid texture all over her I'm sorry , I don't really understand your question There's a wet spot in my bed Stash what where ? There's nothing wrong with my car ! * They are dragons Khaleesi * Anyone know where I can find the shoes ? Yes it was me , but not an exact repeat .. c'mon now , I'm more original than that . The only female champion mentioned was Annie i know something else with two slots Oh my god , this is me every time I watch a movie with someone in particular and it really hurts You guys are some sick motherfuckers I was wondering the same thing . " With Natural and artifical flavor " ... how do you know ? Hmm , the new CSS fucked it up , it should show Somehow adding the beard has made you look even more like Michael Cera than before ... Sounds good ! I'm not that great either , but I wanted to use Pokemon that weren't too common like Greninja I love Greninja though How else would you drink the juice after ? ( Never seen so many I have a friend who works at the Barnes & Noble in Pacific Place , and they have a special code they use for OD's in the bathroom Did they add the weather mod instead ? Let the downvoting games begin i never liked any of you . It's Ramsay not Ramsey .. You're one of ... those ( " Wat ? I was reading this as I was taking a shit Black people Yes . Yes , that's totally something that only happens in Asia ... Lots of stuff happens pretty much everywhere . Commenting to save for later . I always find myself trying to explain one of these to someone and being like " hang on let me just google cumbox real ... " You forgot blowfly girl Smelling those really rancid farts that you have when you are Indian food out of a baby's diaper . I wish * I * could be a master troll too Wait what ? The " I just got out of state prison and the eggs we had there were crap but still way better than that . The last interception of Darrants life . It's not * that * tiny It's because you're jail broken and it's john Mayer NSFL tag , plx Damn ! Confirmed on Wikipedia That looks like old-school runescape , not classic . Your pair is nicer than I imagined ...... and I did do some imagining Good thing I only easy cheese burgers . Bees aren't used for cow production right ? PM_ME accounts are fun . How about yours OP ? Relevant username It's about seven months , right ? I wish the blue plates were doing better but ... I have a black Honda Element so maybe the black plates it will be My daughter's hiccups always made me giggle ... until she got bigger I love this look of disapproval emoticon Awesome ! The folks over at / r / WiiU would love to see this . Was disappointed to see that there wasn't a midnight launch in Adelaide ... Gross and sad . Sometimes they live on chili frito pie and never wash the dishes . Funny enough , my skin is super oily ( not like dehydrated oily but like , genetically oily What if it gets pregnant To be fair , it's not like IQs of the average Reddit user are necessarily high . Let's be honest here , you don't even care if he's 16 do you ? This is my first time posting ggC content in , what , two years . And yet you * did * still feel motivated to comment , even knowing that you couldn't possibly make a comment you knew was appropriate , insightful or on-topic because you hadn't even bothered to read the article you were commenting on . Can I have a link please . Almost * too * specific . Well for example , how to date that sweet blond girl in their class . Or are you gonna tell me a forty years old guy could provide me with better insight regarding that ? My eyes just bugged the fuck out reading this while snacking on my work break You actually thought I was serious ? Wanted a cheeky drink before I headed out for the night , who finished my scotch without replacing the bottle ? [ ಠ_ಠ I ಠ_ಠ want ಠ_ಠ some ಠ_ಠ proof Exactly , how many times has that been posted on here . Äh . Du Antwortest gerade auf einen Post eines religi ösen Spinners . Don't feed the Trolls .... Schau dir den Rest von dem Knallkopp an , dann wei ßt du was ich meine . Führt hier irgendeinen Kreuzzug ... Mal wieder ... Haben die Christen ja nicht schon oft genug versucht . Dreckspack as if snudown and sundown weren't enough to mess with my dyslexia ! Took me a while to realize that you were not talking about making a hole in your text book and ..... Or are you ? Why would you downvote everything ? I only like games that have a linear storyline . No open world filler bullshit . Arkham City was a rare exception , and when I finished and uninstalled it , the menu said something like " 44 % complete . " It's permanent . wait , beetlejuice was based on a book ? crap , now i'm going to have to read it and realize the movie wasn't as good as the book . thanks Here in Vegas kids have to walk to school if they live under 2 miles from the school . .... Mr . Blocher , is that you ? ! You know where else you can hear all of his HIGH-laaaaay-rious voices ? Family Guy . That's a new one System of a down ! Love the songs but are just terrible live Havent seen Tron = Automatic child molester parents ... WUT . 5 cylinders per exhaust tip How did you get my name ? Goddamniit Vargas I was eating The point of this comment is to be the first person to post in a thread and it's vertical Welp , looks like I have to move to Manila Doge is sweg yo Honestly these are retarded , they have no creativity and above all else this has gotten old fast ! I agree with the guy at top comment , give these guys a sub to rhyme about this so we can get back to what skyrim's really about ! Those eyes are haunting when you blow them up Yes . I am having this problem . / r / fillyfiddlers Lol ! ! Knowing the sibling rivalry that both my hubs and I had in our families , this baby will come out on January 11th ( DD's Bday ) so they forever fight about whose Birthday is the more " important " one First animation my ass . You're telling me you went straight from tutorial to this ? You at least have to have had some practice animations right ? I won't let you make me feel bad about myself . No wonder why you are bored with life . so you turned your chocolate draik into a cupcake ? I was hoping someone would point that out . Wearing white is bad enough , but a Batman suit ? That's like a giant " fuck you " to Kimye … which is actually something I can get behind . Now , I am conflicted They had a lot more in common with modern libertarians than the modern democrats they are claimed by . I actually overheard a conversation of some 20 - something girls from across my bar . One of them said " trigger warning " as one would say " spoiler alert " when they're about to talk about a huge plot point in a movie , except she didn't talk about a movie . It was very difficult not to say anything . I probably made a face similar to " Wanna be friends ? I need friends . Says the 4th wheel .. . Mine was a week early the first time , but all pregnancies are different . I predict this one will be early too , * * * or * * * baby will be a stubborn shit and come out on Valentine's Day Women tend to have lower BMRs than men . Not sure that this is tim duncan's voice How did Mr . Smith run himself over ? Suuuure you " only bought one lipstick " Thanks ... now I have condiment-phobia . Well , making strong eye contact while eating a banana is just awkward Dude ... Maniac Mansion . I can see my eyes . Dude just no ... wait what . no Surprisingly only a couple months . But that might be because she cheated .... with my best friend . Well , that's perfectly normal to keep in a classroom ... le EPIC pun my fellow Redditor ! Y U NO TOP POST ? I should do the laundry before the cubs arrive from School . I know someone who works there too . We should be friends too . i still have nightmares of my rares disappearing before my eyes when C9 picked that shit . Sniff pencils ... Like they go up your nose or something … ಠ And OP posts a pic of a child ... I see like 7 Poland's This is a small image with a short loop . All the Andy Reid hate in this thread we called them V rockets . Wasps / Hornets had staples I'm still in the que Just as bad as the Charr banker in pre-scarlet Lions Arch , her greeting was " What ? This needs to be cross posted to / r / mildlyinfuriating . Green comes before blue Ladies ... Happy birthday ! Mother Kelby better deliver . If you're into that kind of thing , I guess . The only appropriate response : You should meet my parents then . I don't know anything about the company but I just tried to look at pricing ; even for < 250 users , they want you to contact them to request a quote . So I like the big nose Italian thing . Did not know who she was until I looked at this thread , but if big noses do it for you , she is cute ! Maybe he died picking up coconuts ? To be honest I didn't even report the kill because it didn't have enough karma at first . But it does say if you delete any valid target posts you're out . Profit by dying ? I reddit ( " It's a real pussy wagon ! " I was like your username Having grabbed the wrong bag , I would kill for those Spicy Nachos right now . The regular Nacho bag was hiding in the Spicy Nacho like a dick and I didn't notice until I got home . Typical of you to act entitled ? dude , wall of text That menu gave me an aneurysm . I don't find it super offensive ( but I did go Holy Shit ! ! ! That ' old fat man ' was Dan Turpin . Show some respect . What is ThemeCiti ? it happened to me once , except it was a coworker and she was 50 years old Look at my face Thanks for putting that in my head , bro . I know someone who acts like this . Had her shower cancelled because she threw a fucking fit that none of the gifts were for her . We are giving you the gift of saving a little money . * jerk * not sure if timber reference or mami .... I think it might've been because of the explicit icon . You could add a feature to hide that ? But wouldn't that be on the song ? i stopped trying to read the damn thing . and those run-on sentences I .... See what you did there Too soon . It's Gojira . You've seriously never heard anyone say that before ? It's Gojira . You've seriously never heard anyone say that before ? Yet ... not by a kid . Then again , why is that kid watching hangover / r / breedingdittos Why am I not surprised My roomie actually ate some prepared dog meat while he was visiting Korea . There'd be a shitload more concrete . My dad told me one time that I shouldn't work out , because people who work out too much don't have the flexibility to lift their arms over their heads . Workout routine as in fitness workout ? I spend 2-3 hours Jesus fucking christ . Yes , you . Rather than try to solve anything ... Lets all get together in our beer hall putsch and validate some neo-nazi's ignorant concept of handling a problem with Roma people not blending into society .. THROUGH GENOCIDE ! Seems legit If you win the lottery , you owe him dinner Wait a minute ... this is not a porn gif O , let me edit that Really , this only shows that Apple still doesn't get or even want to understand the cloud . They managed to make a simple online disk incredibly convoluted to use and access on iOS devices , which is specially troubling if you use more than one app to get work done . Even accessing it through the desktop is more work than necessary . I'm supprised you didn't You probably still shouldn't be muted I feel your pain . It's the same with me and Vishra , I can probably make 3 mono Vishra squads . ' Get off ' on the next exit I have 4 hell beasts who spend most of the evening doing that . I'm calling bullshit on the Slenderman motive I came I'm diamond-tipping right now , but have no idea why ... Well that narrows it down Reiner ... what are you doing ? Reiner ... * * STAHP * * . Meanwhile , we're stuck with apps still designed like Gingerbread or apps that look like they belong on iOS 6 ( Steam Those menus . A " native " He had me at " Kind of like a whore " . Bike lanes ? Wonderful things in cities ; you don't run down people and hopefully cars don't run you down . Except when you go against traffic , against the flow of cars and bikes . That ..... I ..... You .... Dammit . i hate this . the senses have dulled overtime and i just heal them with a grimace . i double-grimace , if they stand behind me , forcing me to track their " + , + , + " icons and turn completely around ... sure , use your medic as a meat shield and force him to turn his back to the enemy . i'm usually trying to heal 2 other people at the same time that are actually trying to hold the front line and are taking fire . I know this is a pretty serious thread , but I thought it might cheer you the tiniest bit if you knew how long I stared at your edits ... wondering what the hell the National Security Administration could possibly have to do with it . Dear god you're right ... What the fuck is wrong with kids these days ? I aliased exceptions to But just think about how pro ES you will be when you don't have to look at the minimap just to use a spell while pressing ( S ) every time you cast a spell to avoid him running around like an idiot ... we will become dondos we should give them a death stare . Just checking in , but there Is a lot of low comment karma on this thread . In particular , I have not seen a single related link either . Is this intentional ? I'm just a front page lurker so this seems odd . using a bot for diablo ... must post to league of legends reddit I had a 4 top send their food back TWICE last night because they " weren't finished talking " yet . Then they expected the kitchen to remake everything . That's what you think , Tim . If that's even your real name okay .. I did not know ... thanks for the new word ... however sex with kids is not cool bro It's OK I know your address Yeah , * everyone * knows that . Seems everywhere I turn now I'm getting SV swag . Bike to work day , Herndon fest , etc . Glad my tolls are being put to good use . Competed against an acquaintance and he said come at me bro and I took off my shirt and we grappled . I didn't like the feeling but I got a good laugh out of it and got " Wow , that is just disturbing ... What the fuck ? Is it already gone ? It's showing up as 69.99 for the * one * stick of ram . So they've postponed the meeting on whether or not they're going to postpone an already postponed game . Sounds fun ... They can smell you cum ... Mother of god . ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( Really . We've had this argument because I've been using the term highway interchangeably with freeway ? Death stare No . I'm sorry , is this for real ? IT'S HUGE Came here thinking it has something to do with Jews . Was not disappointed ! I .. I didn't even think of that . I guess that means all the numbers I've been throwing around are garbage . Thanks OP As an M's fan in DC ... I've actually said this exact thing to my boyfriend . Yes . Holy shit she's like ten . That's so much worse than I was expecting . I did it in 2 weeks If you zoom in , there seems to be a face I would say l00k but I have the word associated with this That title But the Cryo has a flipper . ლ ( Dude ; thread tag . Here you are : Lol . Expecting to get a correct answer from Xbox Support ? ! ? First thought it said ' grandma ' instead of ' girlfriend ' . Tyrion in greyscale , nice , very artistic . Yes quite ... artistic ... now where again do whores go ? I need an adult . ^ ^ ^ Da fuq ? ... I would like to request that there be a rule against it . Cuddling at a certain time of night is a cock tease ? Does Samus have nipples ? Mine says that the average age is 6 . How about June 9th ? Eiji just .... But what if I have disposible income and love my truck ? I waisted so much time before i got to the world with pig king … It's now my 5th world , and in first two i spent like 300 days A fellow JAMF user , welcome to Portland , please don't steal my job Wow , I updated my driver the day before this one came out . Well , you were told to get some sleep by reddit " I ain't going NOWHERE " - dat double negative Even the females ? I understand how this site works . But my + 1 will not count when all the sheep come in here and down vote the comment I replied to . I once took a $ 1 bill from by brother's desk and replaced it after school . Because Kesha screams good taste ... But the harvest feeds my children .... who also do not like potatoes so effectively you're saying i should spend most of my pay cheque on cases ? I bet you do ! I wish my games went fast . I have people sitting on their turn for several minutes deciding what colors they still want to take . What DO we say about other races ? For a second I read that as kilfs . " Err .. ok .. ( Um , the official blog for it is the first link in a Google search result for TinyUmbrella ( hey , " friend " . Dude ... ლ ( Not only is this just spam .... it's not even built on Shopify My favorite part of his videos on YouTube is turning the coffee into a " latte " . I never saw the espresso shot ... * ~ where was the espresso shot ~ * Account age 3h . What about doors ? House flippers put in cabinets I like , but then they ruin them with hardware . How much money should I be asking to be put in escrow for vandalized doors ? Came here to say this . OP , come ON ... ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ what the dong ( ノ That game does not count anyway It's like everything I believed in was a lie ... ^ ^ ^ To be fair , isn't this the worst one ? \ < that face when can't even meme arrows But there's Subways in Canada too ... I read that as peeing onions . First I was like First I was like School ends for me on the 19 ... No NSFW ; Bad ! Yes because a magazine makes a bullet more lethal I say hi every time I join a group . If no one replies , I make a comment about rudeness . I've gotten kicked a couple of times ... Well looks like this is gonna be next summer's project then ... Yay Literally carrying his team . * * ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ Blood for the Blood God ( ノ One of the suggestions on mine was " very young girl bath " and " very young girl cherry " Issen gets out of the river completely drenched still very much so I tried doing this but the tv app just crashes every time . ... Issen grumbles ... and starts walking away " I need to .. ahh go change now ... " he keeps grumbling and is all sorts of Your sister ? Issen is wandering off grumbling still all sorts of Any special coupon codes for those things ? For us BTC'rs ... You know ... for science . I bet you enjoyed wasting the time it took to type this bs ... Did you post that just for the bot 99 ... maybe not even 15 yet ... But we always have our phones with us , so we are never really " away from keyboard " Where's its butt ? If you read his rolling stone interview in the May issue , you find out he's really Joffrey I see what you're doing there with your username . My family was on vacation and passing through Cincinnati , we stopped at a restaurant for lunch . I saw a guy that looked like Chris Elliott eating with his family . I did a double-take , thinking " that guy looks familiar ... " and he stared at me like Same . This is me judging you --> Redditor since 2014-06- 04 ( 1 day ) Mark Lanegan , Roskilde Festival ( Denmark ) 2003 , I think . He was shopping for jeans and had the look of Speaking of , why do I have you tagged as ' Dirty ip man ' > No I am Irish Did he shove it up his ass to type Why are you using EAS with an iPhone ? You do realize you can use IMAP ? That said , unless you're managing multiple mail accounts , I honestly think the gmail app is a lot better , but I'm not about to get dragged into that kind of battle with someone via comments on the interwebs . I wasn't born yesterday Stop dating my mum Kind of more understandable for a super complex and exploitable game like WoW but for a card game ? No one wants to be defeated IMO , that video was annoying to watch . There was too much happening at one time and I was like , " Oh god that's awkward ha ha ಠ_ಠ What do you want Cop If they get annoyed , they probably dislike their job Hey ! I've seen that movie ! Every love movie ever . Ain't got any left Bears can walk on 2 legs Naturally , Adobe Flash is hardware . Useful even . My EUNE summoner name is Boobs , because you know ... photos of the actual lock job would help the girls did ... In 7th grade there was a kid that stuttered pretty badly . The teacher made him read from a book in English class . I just couldn't help it . It tried to hold it back . The teacher and all the other kids were giving me " In the year of our lord " . As a non american , just wow . You can do like that awkward moment when an ad hominem is the most upvoted comment 3rd year for me , I've still yet to make a goal as a Defender Game time ! Go Spurs Go ! ! I would nuke them all You do realize that " not believing in any god " has been around a lot longer than this strange new idea that only " fedora wearing neck beards " do this , don't you ? She had to use a 50/50 Sympathy ? Are you fucking kidding me ? What the fuck is wrong with you ? ! ? The guy who made this used to dance around with a lacrosse stick with raver candy glow beads on it . Raver kids these days just don't have the same imagination ( or athletic spirit ) that we used to back in the day Wow ... an instant sub from me . Not only his technique and board controlling are otherworldly ( compare to mine it's like comparing a BMW i8 to a 1990 Civic You would want that ? But my precious ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) and No . It's uniform . I just went and unlocked my phone 4 times because of you . I was watching this while playing my xbox one .... And then I was confused why it was trying watch tv Examples ? Don't downvote just because I am asking for a citation , people . nice 9gag watermark Yeah , because Gatorade is such a great source of electrolytes The same thing holds . They can laugh and ignore , or they could just look at you like this This is clickbait . Don't read it and don't visit slate . It's designed to piss you off and they rake in the advertising clicks . Hahahaaa .... ha ..... NO ! mama costs ? I grew up around a bunch of cow pastures and dairy farms . Every spring , towns and hamlets would reek of manure . People who still live there say they love that smell . I can think of some other things T-Rex can munch on as well , but the list is too long and I'm too lazy to mention them ITT : Sucking jokes ITT : " allot " Not me , but a girl from high school named her sons Dylan and McKay . > * Damn Swedish people * My dad wanted to name me Arizona because he wanted me to have a song with my name in it . when you're whole team buys . .. . .. in an eco round ? This feels more like a buy round Maybe he is just a karma junkie and he needed a fix i had a hard time reading what she wrote . I have him tagged to , it slipped my mind that SKT already won allstars In the box is Theon's favorite toy Shows what you know . ' Son ' doesn't rhyme with I thought they had App Store ratings turned off for the prerelease OS versions This gif has been " retired " so many times I can't keep up . No images showed up but I noticed Rukizzel was playing it a day or two ago . I asked him about it and he never replied after I sent him a screenshot of the smartglass app . So .. as a kid I used to incorporate squid eggs into my sand castles ? You get " cool " vapor at . 4 ....... Are you saying this story isn't $ 100 % true ? ლ ( Thanks ! My family said they hate it . If I name her that , they'll call her Malificent , lile the witch from Sleeping Beauty . Choking hazard So , you think that the term " New " means the same as the term " Traditional " ? ^ and a Patriots fan . I like that scene , too true Very nice , but I gotta say I think you're a mad man for wanting to replace it ! Shut up and take my money ! Because I have far too much time on my hands . I actually vomited when she went back for seconds . How could anybody in their right mind willingly drink cum out of a test tube ? ! And a random fart .. Simultaneously .. Look at those goddamn roads . Can confirm this is Minnesota . No gold for you ? What EULA ? Love you Dangler No , just that he's seen her suck a lot of dick . You crossed the line What the fuck is a car phone ... Easy mistake it's cross posted . Well , you make it sound easy ! I have to try it , soon ! I'm hungry That's what you think until you get to the boss that totally owns you First , you do not define any fixity 0 operators that clash with idiomatic ` $ ` use . I'm looking at you ` Text.Parsec . ` He didn't say " I want to fuck her " , he said it's an attractive expression . She's beautiful . And it is an attractive expression , that's why the gif is popular . She have been sleeping for 3 days now ? It seems everyone her says that , lol ! As a former resident of Ottawa , this is one if the few things about Ottawa that impresses me .... " Idsay " so . Good thing this kind of police violence doesnt happen in the United States . WTF . Has / u / creepysmilebot been banned from this sub ? Mine is an asshole I'm back Where ? Mine broke when I was asleep on the couch downstairs ( my bed became super uncomfortable on my hips ) , and I got up to go pee . I had the classic movie gush . Called up to my sleeping husband at 2:45 in the morning . We took showers , got the car packed , and left before or just after 4am . My contractions never started on their own , so I was put on Pitocin .... for 31 hours I think ... I've seen this before . I call shenanigans . Coupons for games you already have Me too ! Can we add him to NP ? I don't understand . I was always told that a car is the safest place to be during a lightning storm ... The reasoning was that the rubber tires hinders lightning to reach the earth Well done Japanese beef * I'm * gonna have to take a shower to feel clean after just reading that . Thats exactly where the hate comes from I listen to Michael Jackson from time to time , and he probably showed his penis to children . My dad says " culture sack " instead of cul-de-sac . Yes . Which leaves you with just " sense . " I am one of those people He puts his mouth in his ass Commander in Chief of a wealthy country that spends more than 40 % of it's resources on military , has bases in over 100 countries around the world , involved in multiple conflicts in different countries , instigates those conflicts , not war mongering . This one was the most disappointing for me . I was really hoping we'd have to collect clues and really track the guy down more on our own ( as opposed to having the magic popup " there he is " thing ) . Then maybe some ending that amounted to more than your usual crime prevention stuff . Only 10 people are using google . It's a fucking game . I always assume it's the latter . Would it kill them to talk about the two teams about to play and not fucking jeter ? I thought we were passed this story Your username It did So dark , so edgy ... Using their weight to be anti-competitive . Being supportive of this is like rooting for the antagonist , its like watching the karate kid and rooting for the bad kid to cheat and kick the karate kids ass . Every day ? Not even close He later claimed that the slavery verse was old testament . It's Ephesians . I think NSFL would be more accurate . did you visit specifically to stalk saban ... ant bad WOW ? ant sham oh WOW eye cat dolphin uterus swell kicks man rabbit no cosine dog red ! ? ! ! Eat nine show chow penguin want sub I'm a huge Diego fan , I'm from NM and I hope he doesn't get the decision . Goddammit I just ... I ... fuck . What school in Ohio . They did the same thing in my school in ohio Well , someone had to model to get their dick casted for the molds . Yes . Randomly barking , preferably when I'm not expecting it . Also a virulent hatred of all birds or even imagined birds . Will run through the house barking and attempting to defeat the monster . Squirrels are a close second . Sigh . She is not allowed to watch GoT . Yes you did . I seen it with my own two eyes Yeah Netflix has great subtitles ... Except when someone is speaking in a foreign language about something that's essential to the plot ... or do they ? ? ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ... la roja ... Roasting session ....... Thank God for the Holocaust , it saved so many jews from the Soviet Union I mean this dog was amazing ... Tons of political candidates and then this fucking dog on a scooter . Made my day . Well , that and the chain smoking old guy insisting on giving my boyfriend and I his beads and then remarking on how he needed to earn some more . no support for 64GB SDXC and up ? So they both know which one to suck on ? I thought you said no one was home . We should get off this subject now It looks worse than poor post-communist polish village . 3-5 man torrents ONE of your teddys ? Looks like Rebecca Black . Wow , this is a an hypocrisy cloud . Yea , mental illness is hilarious ... We'll I'm happy , we're attacking at all angles and committing to plays . So happy Benz got a goal and not just a tap in . Glad to see Giroud-Benz front working out rather well . Make no mistake though this is Jamaica That's a really big dick . Oh joy : I do so love uphill . No surprise . All of Reddit does . Seems legit , 9 months ... Did not know the sub . Took a peek out of curiosity . What the fuck . Say something If I was even wearing underwear Who's the fucker / fuckers who donated such odd amounts that we end up with 19p . Thong check . Pull them aside , and lift up their skirts . ya lets make zed even worse since he cant successfully burst a single squishy You've said this before ? [ META ] ..... I was thinking that when I made my event post earlier . Also , I'm confused on how this happened . Is there someone ... like telling him this stuff ? Is it RP'ing a convenient way to break an alliance ? I'm sooooo confused . I see that Notch was inspired by Skyrim . 16 bit rgb is hardly " every color in the world " . I don't want old games with new skins . Give me new games with new skins . maybe it's their fetish ? > Mom , no ! Everyone at school picks on the poopli kids - even I do ... I just hate them so much someone care translate this ? what am I reading ? You better stop it The " toy bag " full of bondage implements rope , cuffs , ball gags , butt plugs , clamps , locks , paddles etc . I swear these are for consensual use , even though I haven't been in a relationship for a couple of years , in the luggage bag with the duck tape and knife for emergencies it looks a lot like a " rape kit " Imagine what you would be like if you used lube . I mean in seconds / minutes At least it's not some fucked up gore like some other stuff on here . Don't get me wrong , a community of horse vagina admirers is pretty weird , but at least it's not a bloody dead fetus .......... France ? That's were she got the $ 10 million dollars in quarters and nickels . She said pennies and dimes are still being counted .... Yes , this requires such a great amount of patience Probably so late I will never see the light of day with this comment , but when people brag about how much they can drink . " Holy shit you drank 47 beers and had 91 shots of everclear ? " All I got are Flame Spirits > Unless some nasty fucking incest went down . That's funny because I cheated on a spelling test when I was 5 or 6 ( In NC with the high of 82 but there's a * * 90 % humidity * * . Why don ’ t you take a seat over there , Mr Dodgson . Yeah , like I said , I got this from / r / google and deflect all questions of scruples onto that OP . ' it might be poop ' 428 days on reddit I don't even ... Psssh , Pandora still ? I thought we all moved on to Spotify . Yeah , so unfortunate you actually have to pay taxes on your income ... what were they expecting him to do with 0.003 grams of weed ? I don't think the Titanic was engineered to roll over ... Was it ? She probably thought she was all badass How can you be a grandma at 14 ? Toe nail paint ? Also in vet medicine . A client came in looking for prescription diet cat food for her cat . She complained about how we only have feline diets when she has a male cat in need of " meline " food . In AZ you risk public intoxication charges if you walk to the bus from the bar . Ever watched Mad Men ? ( That's exactly why it would make me sound dumb ! Some sort of delivery seems appropriate for this one .... ( damn , that .. that kinda makes sense And trivializing this issue isn't helping . Leave . You're not accepted here Seagull was all I had to double check if Evo or 2015 STi ... ####FOLLOW DE RULEZ ノ ( Like my wife's womb . " Practice Mode : you have the option to undo your last move " They have been out in my area for a few weeks , same with the commercials . overread that apparently . I had an exchange student live with me and my family for a few months . She would shower 4 times a day . Parents were mad cause she wasted all dat water . I was happy cause she smelled good all the time . My BF is half Japanese , and hates sushi ( or any seafood . ) So I'm playing MLB the Show , Road to the Show , and the Tigers just traded me to the Baltimore Orioles . I don't know about the Lord , but CVS sells condoms . Oh , that's what all the pain is Dude wtf . They told me it comes slowly ... to avoid being inundated with awesome . What are Anthropomorphic cats ? ? ? Or if your friend won't pay for his share of the gas it could always come in handy Upvote for the " general I ... I would too . Crab people controls the media ! which is still Oh , goodness . I remember seeing this and thinking , * What the hell did I just see ? * Sir , please . ROB RIVIERA ? ! Imagine the copy pastas this will spawn So .... release for Mac OS X as well or will we be waiting another few years ? I mean , San Andreas came out not long ago Because ...... it's just pens .. And someone * that * immature has procreated ? smh I love how the ladies are enjoying the mens confusions and but .. the shirt is why it's popular in the first place .. Maybe we should make it pronounceable . I say we use the word ' frown ' . Yes , ' frown ' sounds like it captures the Agreed , it's really obnoxious . But by the end , I laughed instead of Depends on your price range , I know the lofts at 149 magnolia st have vacancies and are newly remodeled and just a tiny walk to downtown . The apartment building at 275 church st also has lofts and studios and is filling vacancies right now , that one is just finishing being remodeled . And I'm a mailman , that's why I know this Use imgur U / MisterDonkey , can lick my ass ! you did WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ( ノ Today's gender is : Its right there at the top omfg Ya , my parents were always giving me advice .. fucking assholes . Washington Lobbyist sounds like an appropriate replacement name " Asshole ... Presenting herself " Came in my house and started making out with me while I was sleeping you LEECHER " Extreme cream " . I know ... You can say it , it looks like horrible garbage . It's ok . I understand I suck major anus at this one thing . Neymar kills messi This belongs on / r / nosleep . So creepy I'm not obsessed gone * Not all of us have the goal at Herr äng to get drunk and fuck people And become negative crashes The teeth Oh . Yeah I guess ( though she's 10 in Wind Waker Cheddar is better for that I thought you were going to make a snarky reference to the Disney movie - then I remembered the one you were actually talking about . I didn't realize that was the title . My face was basically just set to In your keyboard settings you can set it to suggest something different when you type a word . If I type srs mine makes this face ( Is that how you got your username ? SemenApparition vs . PISS_IN_MY_SHITHOLE . You live in a strange corner of the world . Oh your mother must be so proud of her little keyboard warrior I just added a betta in with about 12 endlers , in a 29g tank , on Saturday . So far everyone seems to be getting along perfectly . But I still am like I don't have to amuse you . Troll Squad ... I hate them " At best ... " So ... He's allowed to be a pedophile , legally ... in IL ... Get a man . S . A . F . E . T . Y . D . A . N . C . E . Find chick . Follow her home . Surprise her with how much stronger you are than her ...... take her . Chicks love the dominance thing . Piss on their shoes . Don't break eye contact until you're done . Pistol whip her with the " D " Toss a few dead babies at them . Tell them that's what happens when you decide you don't love them . Tell them they are the chosen ones and to be grateful . Little shits . Don't hit them with your bike and yell " Tag ! You're it ! " Seriously . " Apparently " it's not socially acceptable . Steal her shit . She won't have u back over . 0.9 . 0 has infinite worlds . Son of a bitch ... My mom keeps inviting me to one . His account has been deleted is this for real ? that is too expensive for that kind of t-shirt God no Let's start with this . First , we'll have to fly really really far away . Then we wait until we see the really bright flash . It signals that we've got a few billion years to wait . Then we come back , and it's a dense metal ball . Yay we did it we landed on the sun . Seems logical . I like your style . I read backyard as keyboard My family is Cuban . God fucking help me . They know your shitting schedule . They know everything . ... as in orgasm Holy shit , it got even better and better after I read your comment . Almost makes me think they're both in on it What a debbie downer Live in Arizona , can confirm Is that your penis ? * You open my box , I open your skull havent seen that one , still concerned Exactly ............ Too far That was kind of my thought as well . Like , I have just given you word-to-word c / p of definitions , diagnostic criteria , and highlighted all the parts people seem to keep missing . Then went further and provided links to credible , backed sources , and was met with " but google and feels says different - here's a story about my friends as proof " =/ Did you really want to see Locodoco fap on video ? Sonic fans are weird ... I respect them but their rule 34 is weird . ST : Catan is a lot more fun than Catan imho coz of the character abilities ! It gives you a bit more control and less reliance on the luck of the roll . ( But Spock is OP This ... So it's basically NSFW for the sake of NSFW ? Good thing this is in Canada and not America where our privacy is always respected ( Had to sell my PC three years ago but don't worry got a new one on the way I knew what that was before even clicking ... 3 straight 1st round exits Relax , the kids in training . But ... ( ノ Really ? I thought the mammoth was just an elephant in makeup and prosthetics . I know I'm late but I kept reading tgirl as tubgirl and I was like Fucking fanboys dude . When the GTX Titan came out I could test it at an nvidia booth on a convention ... but the only game running there was a 2.5 D platformer That's a black guy I know exactly what you mean ! Z is a constant cat napper but sometimes ( growth spurts usually ) , she'll randomly sleep 2 or 3 hours and I am always like " what am I supposed to do now , baby ? ! CHORES ? Hahahaha . One time a few years ago , I was doing an army pt test , and I had to fart really bad ( army food does that to you ) but this 7/10 sergeant was holding my feet so I held it in and dealt with the stomach ache . When it was her turn to do situps with me holding her feet , she ripped a huge fart on her third one . .... I refuse to show ID Comments history reveals a strong affinity for / r / TheRedPill ... Why are there 3 pluses next to your name ... you want her to die , don't you ? Right because people don't rob homes in the UK ... What if my own fuckin mother is a girl .. For some reason I read it in my mind in Annie's voice Yeah calling someone a slur and screaming over and over that they are going to fuck him and finger him . That's not what bullies do ( Off topic , but this figure : ( For about an hour . I've read it as " Chekhov's Moon Blood " . That is a Tsarist and reactionary gun , comrade . I also noticed how both Family Guy and The Simpsons characters both changed with their facial expressions , like in Family Guy their eye lids are more noticeable like ( > Painting Tool For survival mode . Seriously you guys . Srsly . Guys , srsly . Yea I have . Made for a bad day Thats ' ... cool . ( Lemme fix this : ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Cool , another video series where all they do is talk . I mentioned to an ex that I was into rough stuff ... his response ? " I'm gonna rape you so good baby ! " I thought I was alone on this ! Hello fellow period smelling human ! Nice to meet you .... I think ? The art style is awful . The most disturbing thing about this is why on earth do you know about that sub Could totally deal with that then .... because I doubt you would have an " unsubscribe " button in your newsletters , Nik When did you buy it ? Sold mine about 1.5 weeks ago . It would seem so . Your aunt is named Charon ? I * really * don't say this a lot , but A " vocabulary book ? " .. You mean a fucking dictionary ? Pretentious and pseudoartistic as fuck ! Are you a cat ? It's a valid question that shouldn't devolve into the slanging match I see below ... I know ( This one time , I went to the bathroom in the base . I was laying down some serious heat when I noticed that the last person didn't replace the TP after finishing the roll . Some people just want to watch the world burn . Hmm , I'll have to think about that one and get back to you That's some nutty valuation No . Seriously , it still isn't working ? That's bugging the hell out of me , just because I can't rationalize it . how quickly STD spreads .. > I'm anxiously waiting for the day when I can finally call one of them out on their bullshit . Knowing them , and their lack of common sense , it won't end well . It would be nice if you explained what Rax is Unless somebody makes a concerted effort to communicate / be peaceful with me , they're going down Somehow I read this as " fleshlight . " Ah , the source of the A clump of red hair and a girl ? Sterge comentariile , cenzureaza , exact cum facea cu presa in perioada in care era premier ? Yeah , me too , I google " Great . Like I need that song stuck in my head again . that book is soo WEIRD Socialists are not fascists . You deserve more dongers , here have some ( · ̿ ̿ Ĺ ̯ ̿ ̿ · ̿ ̿ ) ( ノ Then how was he still on the stairs ? Looks like nothing for the supposed 12 pm announcement double stream cum Trying to steal Florida's claim to fame ? Croatia , we're watching you . Hey ! That's My thumb ! They made me want to eat glass when I was a kid ... My 15 year old cousin lives in the same neighborhood as our grandma , and there is a pool table in the basement I tried this first , but there's a bot that kills posts if the url dosen't end in . gif . I got banned for raising my dong ( ノ I just voted , my parents voted , all my neighbours voted ... everyone except my brother . He thinks he's making some kind of political statement by not going . He won't even decline his vote . Who's touching my ass ? If he didn't drive there and didn't get it off Maps but just had it lying around somewhere , would you still want him on your team ? He lost major points with me . Press the I'm a mobile user , I copied it and entered it into my shortcuts , so every time I type " qqq , " Well damn " My daughter got me this really cool thing for fathers day . Its called morning head ! " GABE LOGAN NEWELL What the fuck did I just watch ? ! Someone said Conan could take Guts ? The question is why would you go on a brony server ... > EDIT : Two plants one pot ? I have an infected bug bite on the back of my neck that started as a painful lump and once I got on antibiotics the skin decomposed and yellow puss / blood began leaking out . Today I had to get a procedure ( numbing shots then using tweezers to pull out infected bits of flesh ) and it sucked . I have pics if you want I love this rationale . 57 countries to choose from . Have to figure out which one . Saree plus ponds .... OF COURSE ! It's Bangladesh why didn't I see it before That is a completely normal response to his seemingly reasonable request ... In your world there are no alternatives to those things ... ? Those faces ... Not sure if cute or uncanny . OP why your / u / so damn familiar ...... LYN ah ? You didn't make the point , imposter I've seen a video of a girl I know inside the " booth " So many times . There's a running joke between some of my friends where that happens ( check out the ass , realize it's a guy ) . We just say " check out the fine ass on ... * that dude * With that username ? That ... that was * too * honest ... > I said in the jungle , I did not say as the jungler > There's no need to be vulgar ...... ya * * censored * * ..... I'm a Frenchwoman in the us and my coworkers do not seem to be even interested about the World Cup ! This morning they were talking about golf ! Falcon Pro for Twitter This was my post in / r / soccer ! Charter boxes are $ 7 a month . Priyanka Chopra [ d Woo . Well first I need to get out of your base Well , I'm sure we can start up a reddit funded ISP ... And reddit owned ... I mean ... How hard can raising a couple billions be ? Those were my reference . I'd just name it Don't know what commentators are worse : Gus Johnson and Wynalda or these two clowns on ESPN 2 . " Out of bounds " , " Nice elbow " , coupled with a clear bias for Mexico and they don't know the offside rule . But it will make your Background investigation a pain in the ass . My asshole family . Absolutely not What is Ray doing to chop ? I think there is no need to be ED Physician , just with common sense and a pair of eyes you could tell that the first finger almost explode from the pressure I'm checking everyone who posts to the Egalitarian AMA . I already found one . Not me . " Bat studded " > private Image ʕಠᴥಠʔ , Or 719-210- 5 I was not naming anyone on purpose . This is the last thing I am reading tonight before going to sleep . Thanks for that . that looks like the gif was reversed ... which means ... it was in her .... A week ? Got it on my ipad and beat it in two to three hours in one sitting . How'd you manage a week ? Some guy named Rob It's a great place to show off your long dong I see what you did there Thanks . I'm not sure why all the downvotes , but . Oh goodie ... Awfully bright for night time Awesome yes . I don't even know how I spelt it that way . Just checked out that sub . What if the world was really just a big apple and our governments are just covering it up I got a bed No idea what that guy is trying to say . I think it may border on the side of stupidity though Because it is mostly college bros chanting ' U . S . A . ' and everyone else looks at them with > To the person who wrote 69 posts every 69 minutes , har har As a redditor on a match thread seeing no flair : Why do you hate the human race ? I'm pretty sure our downfall starts with robots wearing tarantula skins Thementalrapist - called her hot That face , oh God I still get asked how school is going despite graduating college 10 years ago Don't worry / u / madazzahatter you were already on a list ... my list Wait , 5 " flaccid and wishing you were a grower implies you get no bigger . How are you having problems with room ? Unless you're like 12 I can't how a problem would arise . Most boxer shorts have more than enough room and tighter means less obvious . .... wat m ' What the fuck I wish i was chair Too far , guys . It's an interesting experience , rehabbing . We deal primarily in songbirds , so we get a lot of cat bites , window strikes , and collisions with moving vehicles . Sometimes I get birds that were simply in an inconvenient place for the homeowner " Most wealthiest " Full yolo So basically how it is today . Concept designs are always over the top , the engineers take one look at it and go 3rd time ive seen this on reddit in 2 days . I .... I didn't even know what to flair this article as . I settled with " That playlist Again ... Go back to / v / where this was made 4 days ago I will hear no ill words about The Kingkiller Chronicles . EUW can ( How is Bubba flashing away , a fail-flash for Dexter ? Man , go pick them up . That's not mold The real cringe is you guys commenting on the video . I'm Chinese and I'm good at math . Despite the fact I really hate math , I keep getting offered financial jobs . After every shit ? Yeah he better . Not the women who use the public toilet in the building where I work . You're " that " guy .. Drall Titan and Siegfried Is there any reason to believe that this is an LAPD drone and not somebodies Parrot AR.Drone ? I think you broke TheFacebookDelusion . You're ... standing ... on your cowl vent . A dude can't say hi anymore ? I can also play other instruments and am willing to do anything to get to Hollywood ... Anything ... He looks nothing like Aaron Paul Or ... do we ever know that we are alone ? Soccer cosmetics You bastard Mine and the OP were subtly commenting on racist commentators and this is my 2nd most upvoted post ... dat bowtie ... ( Oh god , how did I forget about his bark .. Ugh , that guy makes me want to punch a wall . He doesn't seem to understand the meaning of the word " no , " which is super creepy . Turn signals and stop signs I would probably scream if I saw that in a poorly lot room ! Practising next to the practice . Thank you ! I'm from Texas , and I have a speech impediment , so trying to correctly pronounce some things is kinda hit-or-miss . This a trick question ? What the fucking fuck Your mom cooking That's crazy I'll answer it just to troll Did I just see a One Guy One Jar reference ? So ... it seems kassadin is not only anti mage , but anti ad too * The real parent * People do that ? Seriously ? This copypasta again ? " Draw me like one of your french girls Taric " That gold Ranger . The second horses mane ( mullet ) is breathtaking ... Came here to find this . Clearly Canadian brings back memories from childhood ... But I'm not quite prepared to back the revival at $ 30/12 bottles . Listen to this guy . Cloak right before the storm / or missile barrage and everything misses . Doesn't stop the boarding drones though . They just sort of pause in mid-flight until the cloak drops wat . It popped out and I wasn't there to catch it with my mouth .. Epic Fail ! ! ! ! You will never replace / u / BallsOfDisapproval No . Sad ... But true story . I'd personally start airwaks 店員 not 手人 . Pyramid schemes . I get to see the basketball team I always bandwagon onto during the playoffs win the NBA title on this glorious % of % , the year % . That's nice . Now I'm left wondering if Duncan retires or goes full Brett Favre . Aside from that , I'm impatiently waiting for my hand to heal so I can go kayaking again The other day I was at CVS with my boyfriend . I reached into my purse , took out my wallet , and paid for our toilet paper . The guy handed me the change , and then immediately apologized to my boyfriend - " sorry , I thought SHE paid ! My mistake ! " Um.wat . Were those actually from gaping ? I know there was a point where they actually had a fog machine around the hall Not sure if joking or serious da'fuck did I just watch ? I miss my gf 5sos are on it Oh God , the old default skin > I spent about 15 minutes picking at a freckle because I KNEW it was a tick . " He's trying to get it in his mouth " Unrelated question : how do you do those eyes ? Ya know that emote you just used ... No , no , no , everything should be charged as a percentage of your income , a loaf of bread should be 0.002 % , an iPod 0.8 % and an Audi R8 should 70 % , that way everyone is equal . Fuck dude , you must be in the running for nicest redditor ever ... or you're a serial rapist that's just trying to throw the authorities off your trail . dude . what . the . fuck . The Spice This image has a smaller resolution than the original Macintosh from 1984 . When wear them ? Ingrish ? Done . * * Did you take it ? * * Channel 3000 comment section . . . I've been to some weird ass subreddits but this one really makes me go Unfortunately , I have . It was during a class at BYU in the mid - 00 ' s called " Strengthening Marriage and Family " from the religion department . The teacher was kind of a creepy old dude who picked on students that challenged his opinions . Especially if they were female law students . My god it's foolproof NO ! ( ╯ penis had me like Fuckin ' Jimmie Johnson I caught a bug once that was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big .... As much as I agree with you - like these times where I just don't want that duel and do mah quests without justification ! How is that to anyones credit in that situation ( trying to physically stop an opponent ) ? or yah know ... make your own for 5cents a cup Absolutely not . We will move you aside if you try this I just barfed a little in my mouth , tastes like the blt I just ate so it wasn't all bad ... but still What did they name her ? ┌ ( I think you just put a spoiler seed in my mind . You had some dirty tabs opened when you took that screen shot . Deja vu game 2 from winners bracket I got downvoted on another post for saying the exact same thing as you . ... you gonna wash that rice ? ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR FREEDOMS ノ ( Ah yes , my $ 14 and change order wasn't enough ! This is EXACTLY why I wish that the holicaust actually happened Ok . She should contribute . That is emotional blackmail to hold that over your head . So much wonderwall ლ ( Nice ... Now pull it to the side and let's really see dat ass . Oops , I was thinking about lowside .. haha , sorry for the misundertanding . Good explanation , though . At first I was like Thank you , I think ? Ahh got it , I thought you were being all kuudere on me What were you talking about ? In high school I fucked an umpteen , once or twice . That or ... " I promise I'm not a creep . " All kinds of This . And the Concret Foundation of the Grand Stand right behind the Armco wasn't helping either Why the retarded vertical video on your phone ? Doesn't it know that the screen is supposed to switch with gravity ? Thats not a QoL change , thats a straight up buff I treat it as an idiot litmus test if someone mentions trading the Sedins around me . I can understand imbecility from other teams but when a Canucks fan says it , I make a serious wish mine was blank ! it's full of low-memory and multiple crashes from multiple apps Pics or didn't hap - Actually , I'll take your word for it . Taking one or leaving one ? Yes I would GOD DAMN IT . Does it come with wheels ? I'm guessing yes if a FUCKING HAMMOCK costs more than a fucking Ford Mustang ... All that from beating Ghana ...... ... You never go to the newbies board , unless you want to go full retard . The very first post are instructions on how to be a sutchering medician ... Caitlyn with twitch ult ... Actually the symbol for " Redditor " is 3:28 . I still can't believe the dwarf sounds like that ... And if any USA fans are complaining about parking the bus ... yeah I have no problem paying a developer for a good game ( FC3 and AC4 for example to use Ubi ) but I refuse to be forced to use that Uplay garbage so I bought them and they're in steam but I PLAY the cracked versions so I don't have to bother with uplay .. same with the batman games and GFWL back after arkham city's GFWL attempted update deleted all of my Arkahm Asylum save data ლ ( Do not give up Horvat and 6th for 1st overall . DO NOT DO IT . That must be the most evilest thing i've ever heard Infront of your parents Yeah . Those cones at the bottom are a big help . I totally know how you feel . I'm 21 and today the gas company came by and asked where my parents were . Oh god damn it ........ No NSFW ; Bad ! No NSFW ; Bad ! / r / breedingdittos Thresh would like to have a word with you please That's exactly what I was thinking ! Get out of my head Borax is ... One of them Relentlessly sucking on fags Why am I nursing a semi ? * Really , * penis ? You find * this * arousing ? Why would you buy a textbook before the first day ? I mentioned in passing that I was a girl in my original comment , why does everyone think I'm doing it to get attention ? ? The only attention it's gotten me is negative attention . I think it's photoshopped now .. As Fear the Fin said , both Toronto and Edmonton , the 2 most poorly managed teams both dumped Brown , while the Sharks sign him to a 2 year contract . At first I read that as " making an 18 year old girl ... " and I was all like Do you guys sing your company name to the tune of Eddy Grant's ' Electric Avenue ' ? I do , every single time I see it . It's becoming concerning ... " I'm gonna log . on . to . E-cig avenue . And then we'll take it higher . " :: singing now :: I bred Honedge as a present for my brother . He wanted one so I bred his , got a hatcher . Then I thought of a nickname for one so I just kept breeding until I got my own xD . Now I have 3 boxes of ghost swords I heard That was actually challenging Your first son and your soul So wet ... Can you go even furrrrther ? Go back and look on the right side of the same pic ... I geeked over Armageddon because of all the characters and the character creation . No NSFW ; Bad ! at least its your dog and not you without skin Everyone tries to make the same point on every comment on that thread This ? Horse porn . When I decide to move I'm taking them with me and they probably wouldn't even notice their pets are gone . Oh yes , this makes him look FAR less like a dork . You got into Nicky's heroin stash didn't you ? One by pod 7 said , " Mexican Wrangler " Thank you ... clearly my phone has never heard of Chana before He's holding his hand 60 in tv outfitted with all the latest video games ? And a door that works . * slams his ginger beer down * ... Your in the wrong place bub . You brought your milkshakes to the restaurant instead of your yard , didn't you ? I don't feel like my daughter looks at me , in my eyes , unless tired and sitting on me about to nap . Gestures and stuff will come , but may take a bit longer . We tried a few simple signs . My LO would use them , and abruptly stopped about 2 months ( maybe more ) ago , and has started again in the last week ! During that time , we tried and tried to get LO to sign but this little person is so friggin ' stubborn Nope , it was the Aztecs in central mesoamerica Franks shouldn't be plural Yay for Wisconsin . Only thing that sucks is living on the south east border where you're closer to Chicago than Madison . There was little to no hockey promotion in SE Wisconsin and the Blackhawks weren't available on TV ( in the 90s ) . Wasn't until I moved to CA where I got hooked on hockey . You're not helping my point here or am I What * kind * of organisms ? Damn it ! Yeah , but I don't remember any Aaron Carter fangirls threatening the lives of people who disliked him . My keyboard isn't built for that face , some newer models only have this face on there . Wow ! Now I don't have to copy and past this ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Well you're certainly not wrong He is that short . Shorter actually . He's up on his toes a bit . ಠ_ಠyou shoudnt put it everywhere else you shoud keep it on sites where it actully does something . That's Indonesia Does it have to be base 100 ? <*yawn*> Why not express the number of downvotes as a ratio of parts per 17 , and use Mint tooth paste then orange juice ( ? | ? ) is the new No ... put it back . I was in Scotland for a wedding and I was asked where I was from a lot . I always answered with " United States . " and it always led to the follow-up , " Ah , where abouts ? " ... the fuck Why did you do that ? Seriously ... 90 % of people on reddit doesn't care about the fake downvotes on major posts . Why did you rip-off the main feature for a lot of redditors and soecially precious for smaller sub-reddits ? I'm really hating you right now ... Why did you bring this negativity to the universe ? ? ? " It just sorta happened " ... So long as this system is in place , I will not be donating any more reddit gold . No , if there really is a god then it doesn't make those who say " I don't believe that extraordinary claim without evidence " stupid . Much Ado About Nothing . Rose and the axe . I used to volunteer to help clean the bathrooms at the circuit assemblies . I stopped after the CO said all of the cleaning should be done during the breaks not during the session TPP Park ノ ( try buying it a drink first , It doesn't have to be all about the mounting . Y-you should just post the image on imgur then link it here Haha yeah Martins-Indi's eye whites showing from the concussion he suffered was HILARIOUS , I could barely contain myself for laughter At first I read " computer programmer " , so I thought " well ... okay " . Then I read it again and My first-born child Finsh in her This is why it's taking so long to legalize marijuana . Because Florida Man blames pot for his idiocy They should just stop doing that . It's tomorrow ? ! I forgot to stack up at least one steam card is the dude on some serious steroids ? he's 50 and looks like he could take on Lebron People playing musical instruments without a working knowledge of how the instrument works is enough to enrage me to tears . If you have to play a stupid recorder on camera , at least put your left hand on top I'm watching you Yeah I have some acquaintances that trip on dph allot . It's like they get possessed and they usually freak out . Not to mention they tell me it's addicting . How awful is that ? ! ? The level of weird they achieve on that stuff is legendary . How we support to find it ? He's even the moderator of / r / FcukMyGramma ... Accident , MD ? ! Shady Valley , TN ? ! Garden City , TX ? ! You didn't read the whole thing " are they both moths ? " Agree lol y u do dis ? ( Get out ... My hubby made me take 4 tests then proceeded to tell me , " I'll believe it when the doctor tells me . " The name Anal prolapse makes me not want to When I saw that Germany is * * 88 * * percent . But it's still bad Ah yes , a fat chick joke ..... Oh , I thought you were asking if there really was a pyramid head who rapes dead nurses in real life . Then I was going to This really only works if you were bottle fed , otherwise A ) you've got an amazing memory for remembering the first few hours of your life , and B ) dude Sexy car , stupid name . Carmen ? C'mon man .. Carmen Sandiego , Carmine Red , a Car .... ლ ( I never noticed that Black Area at the bottom of the face . #16 " with asbestos glove " I am evil Rooney as back up ? Or is there Pay someone to roll joints ? You * wouldn't . * What the fuck . I thought he was joking . Linking to a Facebook image with a 9gag watermark ? with pickles , yeah definitely with pickles . and pickle juice Good lord , took a peek at your profile and you do nothing else but claim that Dota 2 is better in almost every aspect even on questionable mechanics . Bias much ? idk i hope they dont goof up the race . Some of the calls at daytona and sebring were This is sweet NOT W . T . F The Gay Agenda oh hi Sad thing is that I'm STILL stuck with the tigger ad Well are you going to tell us how to say it or are you going to leave us hanging ? Every damn day Yeah Muslims Please do so We all know why you didn't say the other thing I often see people with one level 10 barracks and the rest level 3 . Not everybody understands Kannada , for the 26 % Hindi people out there And a republican cop at that . Hur Durr only for long distance calls . Artificial excitement . Really guys ? That looks like a damn FN CW I was going to say I wanted to try that drink then I saw the english translation Worked with a Polish girl named Sylgrida . Can anyone guess how to say that ? It's " Si-rehl-da " . Like Well I guess you could say this thread isn't old , but still gold . TBK is a meta dependent card like Harrison Jones . It rises and falls in popularity with a drop of a hat . At the moment the best uses are for against hand lock which is dipping in popularity and Druids don't run much taunts as they did a couple of weeks ago . Although all that can change next week ! Rag will always be good , but beware of rush deck heavy meta . Oh , great . Right when I have to drive down Miller Park Way on my way in to work this morning , then again on my way home . " I'm passing on dinner tonight , because we'll have dinner the day after tomorrow ! " I said pet , not milk . Wrong subreddit idjit George RR Martin would be pleased to write the lore :D " His soft winkly weiner hangs between his gently legs . And then another strong black male with a huge weiner shows up and tickels the other guys w .... " well i wont go to deep in this one can not be unheard ... I remember this stage . I don't miss it one bit It had to happen sometime . Boy , am I ever glad we got those couple months outta Beltran . I'm more than :( I'm Half the people ? All the people believe it , because it actually completely happened . Or maybe you're from 4chan You can pause the video ... You ... MONSTER ! " You have been further up your mom than your dad ever has " We're not waiting for a specific day though ? How do I know you're not a red ? Funny thing about Seventh Day Adventists : they always show up at vegetarian conventions , trying to sell books and giving out free samples of their terrible " health drink " . Pretty sure that's just lemon juice and garlic , guys There are no high scores in WoW . Disappointed ... it wont make the stare : Right ? I'm so accustomed to seeing something with a bit of dust on it , and then I see this ... Welcome to the Small Dick Club ノ ( Holy shit the top comment on that thread though . And god damn you ノ ( ... I assume everyone in the neighborhood got one of these ? They definitely touch " Don't sleep on the couch ! " They're my goddamn couches that I paid for but on reddit---isn't the answer always : ###GOD BLESS THE RED , WHITE , AND PURPLE ! But it's right up my alley So ? This wont make the problem go away I think those are really the only possibilities in any situation ever ... Costa Rica , not you . Because scraping a sharpened piece of metal over your skin is all it takes to get coarser hair . If that were the case , why are there bald people ? Du har ret , jeg er bare gammel og sur ! Jeg vil dog stadig forbeholde mig retten til at hade mennesker der generer deres medmennesker og efterf ølgende bruger undskyldning ' det er festival ' eller ' slap af det er roskilde ' I still opened it [ META ] Not gonna lie , my jaw actually dropped . So brutal . ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ now keep them raised ノ Those scars A-are you serious now ? You're literally an 8 - years-older , female version of me . Almost everyone goes nuts when they start to feel the baby kick . Meanwhile I freak out ; it feels like a sea monster is wiggling around in there I once spent $ 30 at Jack in the Box with my little bro ( supa high ) and we ate everything we ordered and went back for ice cream StarCraft is one word Nice blatant advertising UncleFlaviar You WILL NOT be getting a link to it Have you even heard of Blackfish ? WHY CAN'T I SUPPORT IT MORE THAN ONCE ? ! ლ ( I love doing that , its just awkward when you're dancing around and someone walks in Only by the liter But Kronos was killed by the Greek gods The only void i see is in between her boobs Maybe it's better going into it while knowing what to expect . I read it when someone linked to it , claiming it was the strangest Harry Potter fic they'd ever read . I thought ' oh , it can't be * that * bad ' and read it without reading the title or warnings or anything . Boy was I surprised when it was revealed that Voldemort's penis was forked The C is supposed to be uppercase . Ah , the natives , fat on firewater and white man food PT Cruiser ... * figures * Scumbag Jordan doesn't tip , either Drivers taking pictures . * * Why does he have to look fucking wet ? Why ? That's the worst part of it why is it the stupider the question the more attention it gets but an actual advice question on reddit gets this They also watch you jerk your chicken I use that app too > I don't like mods though You scroll with your thumb ? Some people hate AOE 3 because there are common units between the civilizations ... Know what would make the commute much more tolerable ? A motherfucking * * train * * of some kind ... I was born in March 1995 . Clearly my parents were trying to forget about our failure to qualify Not sure what > A what ! ? ( Because all men beat the shit out of women . You can do what now ? I didn't ! Yeah I know when I heard Coach Allen say that he was a top QB in this league I was like : * cringe * So ... No one else was expecting birds on boobs ? Am I the only one ? Bathroom supplies with yellow smiley faces on them Yeah you go enjoy that , me and my Pink Team will just be down here with our 95K Come on now , we all know that Indians dont wash them selves That new build smell . you can probably guess who was who Dude , did you really have to use a Mercator projection that makes Greenland look as big as Africa ? Shouldn't it be " Sin Coche " ? A random name and a now inactive card number ... And no way to see the security code on the back . Oh darn ? I read that as " hipsters " . My dealer needs to have help moving soon . Assholes everywhere Garlic junior saga is not canon so references are meaningless and it never happened in the manga I watched this a few days ago , I don't even ლ ( No shit Amber for mod 2013 But no seriously , I don't know if it's just me or if I've said it before but I think we could use a new mod Yes ... Now how do I do it . Did you just NSFW tag a post in / r / sex ? It only means you'll have to take one out The what I never thought this bothered me until I saw this . Now it bothers me You send them the domain name so that it can be converted into an IP address so they know if you connect to yahoo.com or otherdomain.com etc . I bet they do some stats on site connections and not just ignore the information . By using different methods they know what you browse , probably even your ISP knows but the NSA knows for sure . ◕ _ ◕ Oh my gawd Becky look at her butt , it is so big . Five seconds is all I need .... No one's better than Kate How did I know most people would recommend something from the Dark Tower series ? Tell me about it . I have 1/15 . It's just horsing around . With this face That giraffe picked its nose with its tongue Best part of a week for Cannibal Holocaust . Looked at the comments on a thread there . Apparently they take pleasure out of watching people get run over by cars . Apparently the Proof-of-Stength feature is so unique that it only gets one sentence in the entire article . What ? I wasn't asking you Belgium is gonna fuck shit up . 198 notes There are some glaring holes in this plan Is the game fun ? Yes ? I don't care about P or Frames . You know the game is fucked up when you are lvl 4 against the lvl 6 Lich that kills you with a single Chain + Blast combo Will try it out but i really do not want to install much stuff from cydia Well if it was serious , as someone who has certs in computer tech , his post was a steaming pile of bullshit . Sure skins may have slowed the game down for some due to having to load the skin models but thats all adding skins will do . Not specifically target a spot on the model to make that spot less accurate A bachelorette party hired me to dress up like a teddy bear in Vegas . I made a lot of money , but it was horrifying . Middle aged women are very lonely . I assume the stripper who followed me was just eaten . No ass shot of the car was provided Pentium is a brand by Intel . Didn't even know that was a thing No offense but don't drink beer if the only thing you like tastes like water . Just because your at a brewery with friends doesn't make you any less of a person when you don't drink beer . I don't know if I want to now ... ahhh i laughed out loud I'd love to join ! If you're an adolescent hiding * guns * from your parents ... WTF ? Wasn't it 4 ' added time ? ! ? 16 tick demos Still just opening ump 45 corporals ᕕ ( My friend has my contact name as Cody can do better things than be with Goldust . He was on a good road until they teamed him up with him Hmmmm , you both seem well informed on stabbing , I am will let my grandad know he needs a stronger blade if he intends to go on a rampage . Honestly , I wouldn't mind . Maybe he has a lot on his mind , and is just trying to cope with it . I would use that as a bonding experience . You can never be too close to your boss . Well ... Good morning dear . ( I have done too much of that in the past week I still prefer , uh , normal pizza . ^ ^ you think a guy that can't be killed even inside the chronosphere is underpowered You have something going on with my husband don't you ! ? There is only so many times I can hear " day n night , the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night , ah ah at night " I don't trust on links that includes " fap " in it . Seriously . I had someone tell me , " oh , you speak perfect English " when I greeted them at an professional office . They had read my Mexican-looking name and figured I didn't know the language . When I looked at them dumbfounded they just doubled down and pointed to the sheet and said they thought they just might need a translator . The people who use it do . Holy mother of GabeN . WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ? ( seems legit ( No NSFW ; Bad ! > Then I realized that she's your SO .. hopefully .. . That how you make those ? ! ? ! ? ! ! ! ? And I'm a native spanish speaker Normal ? This is another " All Pokemon with Yeah . Gels are shit . Man up and stab yourself . A friend of mine had to argue with his dr for over 8 months that the gel wasn't working . When they finally caved they out him on 50mg / week of test . They sent me a print-out cake . And told me to post a picture of it on Twitter and hashtag it to promote them . Well shit , you're not wrong ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Mirana is not much better to be honest . Or Prophet Yay domestic violence . * Both * are telling * me * no > I really wanted to bring up a Powerpoint of the relative risk of riding in a car and walking down a street for children in his age bracket . That cake better not be cream filled ... Masterbating while thinking of guys is a good strong indicator you're gay , but it's not definitive . Relax and see how it plays out . Jesus Christ I just realized how creepy this was right before I started typing it , but if I were in LA , I'd watch your kids in the hotel for you while you go buy pants . OP I read this question wrong . Nobody touches the Cheetos . I would prefer to participate in operation Vengeful Vengeance than in operation Rotting Mother Those Naxx card backs ... Kid - Alright lets see those pics 3 hours later its burning my hands lol , it went through the gloves ... your username Well , I'm resting right now . I'm going to send you a link later . " I know your main account . " too fat dang I just get it today , thought he was trolling I think the context in which " beef " is applied to a town influences one's decision to live in a town called " beefburg " . In other words , " beef " can mean several things ... or is it ? Hm , explains the good guy image One guy posts here twice and this sub goes crazy . > I would much rather see NXT take the # 2 spot then some shitty copy coin ( LTC , DRK Oh god why Fuck now we are going to war Wait , what happens tomorrow ? Well in the words of Black Dynamite , I was just about to say this one myself ! Some things i'll never be able to unsee ... Good to hear , for a moment i thought i was wrong I live in New Jersey . While this is cool and all , is this whole thing just leading up to a Winner photobook ? Finales Funkeln used to deal more damage y'all muhfuckas need Tim Duncan . He's a dude I've had a few women pay with boob sweat money , I put it on the counter next to my bottle of hand sanitizer , then put sanitizer on while Yeah that's so much better than my setup it's ridiculous . Just one of those supposedly out clocks my card by 95 % . You consider the man in that video to " have a lot of self control " ? This feels like a dox request I refuse to believe Lady Luck smiled on Justin Bieber . So we can have self-driving cars but not self-driving planes . Neither have we Why would you friend zone a dog ? Double Stuff ... Double Stuff Cubicle chat Shaman King . it has been more than 10 years it's not funny anymore give it to us ლ ( Like what people have done to dogs for thousands of years ? Karens hiding hole got a imminent domain tagged to it . I'm taking over now ! ... please tell me you're over 21 Ok . Backs slowly away . Don't try to lure me into that horrible city with the temptation of winky-eye emoticons . Because human error at adding numbers togethers is what makes the game interesting and what should be punished from a gameplay point of view I would say step number 1 is showing us some titties ... I know two guys named Dave Oh nein ! Meine Lieblings USB Sticks ... Can't unsee package It's good , I may keep it over saurik's version How do you know how he feels ? You have the console ? Dude I'm pretty stoked for you ! ! Now don't do something that stupid again . Of course she does , and not secretly either . Imagine spending all that money and going through surgery only to have people tell you they don't like your fake tits . It looks like prop food from Orange is the New Black . The way you're typing ... It's different Epic build . I'm amazed at how much shit people can do . I'm impressed I can change a garbage disposal . No you don't understand ... this * is * corporate . We have multiple offices , but in the one I'm in the boss actually owns the entire company Great . ( cum in your eyes fucking burns . I was think of another kind of grill at first . Unless your crash your e2 levels ........ I looked at a log for about 30 seconds before realising I needed to scroll right on my phone to see the cub .... " mean while " That ... would actually explain it . ugly shoes Door knobs ... It's definitely not great , especially when IT started asking questions because I was on " hacking sites " . They were programming forums for a work related project Yes , I pine for you Broncos fans with your measly two Super Bowl wins and your paltry seven conference championships A friend and I crashed on another friends couch , after waking up totally hung over , we were looking for something to eat in the freezer , the last drawer we opened contained anal beads that propably belonged to his divorced mother , never told him How do they expect me to drown sims in a fountain ? Bout as uplifting as a dripping cock i guess I'm not sure if I'm disturbed or aroused ... probably both I've tried this multiple times and it has never worked for me . I then find myself annoyed that I wasted the time for it not to work Exactly what I came for After a long hurricane with no power , we should've showered Jeeze you're thick . Magic Dwarf Now there's confetti in the eggs Woodhouse ! Also the death of them in Rengar's hand I'm sure preferenceloader working on 7.1 . 1 and I'm using it now . maybe there's something wrong with your cydia , make sure killing cydia in background and reboot your phone . Anyone else think that the title asked for paint shitters ? Man I wish - the time difference makes it so that in Australia all the games are on between 2am - 8am ! ლ ( Hey , that's not fair , there was that six months I was in the Buddhist monastery , and then there was 1996 when I stopped for a week or two to get my second wife to stop bitching , and then there was the stroke thing for a few days last month , and then , there was um ....... Ah fuck it , never mind ! Twinsies ! I am making at least $ 10,000 less than standard . I am sitting here on my second last day burning DVD show reels for colleagues who are also redundant . And they INSIST on sending them through separately as they go , so as I finish one burn , hello ! Here's another three ! No ... I have a black doberman who insists on sitting in the sun , especially in summer . What do you use a ' phone line ' for ? Like when they tried to make Las Vegas " family-friendly " ? How much stuff have you been touching with your genitals , OP ? The placards and signages of the names of the bridge are there , but almost nobody reads them anyway , just like almost nobody reads street signs anymore . Not sure if excellent pun or misspelling I graduated a month ago next week Y'know for scale . Amongst other purposes Shrek movie Real rollercoasters always end with / r / incest is leaking I don't even know what to say about this comment TL ;D R / u / brid 0t was a teenager " oops " child and internalizes her anger at anonymous people on the interwebs for criticizing teens for getting knocked up . > TPP Park ノ ( Now you can try it " it's all part of gods plan " If that's true , then Kaguya's transcendent spirit is in love with her son's transcendent spirit ... So I was at a house party and at the side of the house I was getting a bj from some random chick that I was flirting with all night ( we were both fucking wasted ) and right when I thought I was gonna come I accidentally piss in her mouth , she started to exclaim about how warm it was and I started to immediadiatly apologize , super embarrassed while pissing on the side of the house ( longest piss ever ) she told me not to worry about it and that it happens dat license plate You think they hate the Rox now , we'll never hear the end of the " literally hitler " , " so overrated " and " one and done " etc , etc ... Looks the same to me I've got some kick-ass shadow items and a boat load of trophies that I'll never get again as well as a CS it took a herculean effort to build , so yeah , I'm looking forward to losing everything I've worked for since the alpha dropped . ( Do people still say " dafuq ? " You aren't twofaze oh my god you had to make me gag my morning tea Mind blown Getting butt ass naked in the locker rooms I'm not sure how I should feel about this How do u play on PC ! ? Live action . You can get a biometric lock for it . What are these people trying to hide ... * I'm looking at your name * There is nothing " full metal " You again yeah my friend picked him up and I'm playing him this week Is ... Is he trying to ask you out ? apologize for the typo You want to be your mom's dildo for Halloween ? I know right * * Dat stare Linux user here . Whose side is he on , anyways ? So I am basically useless , thanks I was hoping this would a new trailer Was that close up really necessary ? What the fuck , Valve Green glowing dot coming right from him That should be FIFA in the middle monitor , not Civ 5 . Forever scarred This sounds like something one of my ex-employer's wife would say ... wow ... A bagel rapist .. See you there .... I was expecting 6 pepperoni , 6 olives and 6 onions to be arranged in a way that looked like the devils arse or some other " satanic imagery " . We're also watching you window . > window . Yeah that fucker was arrested in the same town I live in . Drove past his apt on occasion . Damn k . The real Yes it's in your comment Invites others for 1/2 price pancakes at 3:30 am while using a throwaway account . Twice if I'm remembering correctly . Please tell me you didn't have to swallow the puke I can see where your priorities lie Mans best friend goes out the window when pie is present it seems npm install As a cashier I got a once got a compliant where the customer said , " He wasn't rude or slow . He was actually quite pleasant . He was just too ...... hmmmmmm , robitic . " it was really really badly done . SIU : If you get to know her , Lahel ( Rachel ) , in fact , is a really charming character , haha . ( 12/14 / 2010 ) Such . A . Tease . Whatever you do , don't give away the homeworld . Did you just say ' Cool H-Wip ' He was so excited to hear your reaction . Yet you didn't even ring him Then I am a super genius Dammit Nintendo ! Give us an open world 3D Pokemon game ! ! ! ! ! ノ ( This is one of those things that I think seems better in the lab / niche applications then it will be as a mass market item . To be honest , I don't want to smell the Internet Maybe I fake . Sweet mother of fuck That filter I masturbated to barn porn with chickens all around and everything . It looks like a cross between Oprah and Dr . Frank N . Furter . lower recoil AK47 . I had a client call because they weren't receiving email . I luckily started looking at their domain info pretty quickly and discovered it wasn't resolving . I called their provider and they said they disabled that domain for non-payment . I told the admin assistant , she asked who the company was , I told her , she was all " Oooooh that's what that was , I was just throwing those away . " Yeah it is ! I wish more people wanted to play it . All my friends ever want to play is * UNO * . Strangely no I swear Ive seen this exact picture before oh dad ( ಠ_ಠ ) FRIENDLY REMINDER ABOUT RULE 1 ! ( ╯ But you'll tell her boyfriend , won't you OP . > See you there .... > It might catch on and grow , I heard STDs spread quickly among ~ ~ horny ~ ~ teenagers ... ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) We must put all tables upright in salute ! ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( The size of the game is over 700Mb . This is over eight times the amount of storage space on my phone . ...... maybe ...... same applies to Putin and his Russia . I am looking at you Reddit . So my vram could be running at 90C right now ? yes . No I can't ...... > Gotta love living in the conservative south One of us is a fraxis employee Is this scotch tape ? The point is that is it small ... If a guy won't leave after the deed I'll just stare at him with a What happens when the " FINISH HIM ! " Event occurs ? It is . And I did limit myself ... a little . I've cleaned and drank before , and then I can never remember where the hell I put stuff . Chrome cast to the big screen , ipad for chat , phone for twitter , and reddit . I need help .... It's made of dead plants Rusty Thunder Bro .. we're ALWAYS in / r / leagueoflegends Why ? I unfortunately lost my Lolly while back Is this how bronies are made ? The one thing I have most about working in and around Liverpool are all the damn beetles fanboys . Giants have 22 more errors than us You're welcome , although I think I've had enough internet for tonight . * * ' i was moving 3 miles an hour ' you were DRIVING DRUNK . ಠ ⌣ ಠ and Your post , for whatever reason , reminded me of that woman who died masturbating with a literal jackhammer . It sounds like the girl in OP's story might survive , though Double hand 7,5 centimetres ? Not a single one of his bumper stickers are actually on his bumper . " Nearby " She's cute . I've seen Krysten Ritter's interviews and she's just … weird . Have you been tested for sleep apnea ? Because that shit can kill you . And death is no fun , from what I'm told . Yes . Note to self : Never , ever , do this . I had a friend hold onto my balls , but then he lost them . Worse , he tried to pass of somebody else's balls as mine , as if I couldn't recognize my own balls ! We're cool now - - we bro-hugged it out - - but some people ... No NSFW ; Bad ! April 5th ! Which is about 9 months after my mom's birthday . So there was still a chance is what you're saying Or the fact that he carelessly induced his cat to shroom trip his way right into a car . Super close game that's finishing up and you're losing flags ... Better waste team slots and assets doing stupid tricks and stunts for youtube ! aaaaaaaaand it clicked . All through the night whats the 4th ? Just googled that No , Republicans would never understand algorithms so I just used the straight inches per dickhead , I mean dick calculation . ಠ_ಠ Well now you know WHY he's * furiously * masterbating . My first was an active little girl . Her first kicks started around 16 weeks , and she next to never sat still " smart " is written backwards Seriously . / r / austin getting their panties in a wad over this is funny as shit . TIL there are people who drink the tuna can liquid rather than drain it You're Samsung Galaxy Note is awfully close to the edge . I just replaced a 40 year old toilet ... the things I have seen today ... Jesus Christ is it really that easy ? The guy with 18 honorary doctorates , a Turing award , and who literally write the book on programming is the halfwit ? So much You've been further inside your mom than your dad has That's better than me . I immediately thought Lilo and Stitch My asshole has the rumblies that only hands can satisfy . Can you " choose " your beliefs ? No , you don't And what does Duncan use ? I can hear every click when he fights monsters But they are sisters ! Issen was on guard since you know other people , but he wasn't on guard for something like this . He Zig zaggs out of the way but just barely ... giving Rumi a You have nice eyes Looks like Morty was really cold Fish store .... That O face . It's not wild it's in a zoo it's captive But they allow Wal-Mart to just have 1 cashier open when they have 36 checkout lanes . So you either wait in the gargantuan line with the Slowest Cashier Ever or wait and watch grandma try to look up a PLU for zucchini . i was thinking there's got to be a reason why the video didn't cut earlier . she's gonna say it .... ! ! ! ! ! ..... Wife wanted to try it so I pirated it . She feels sick immediately and has to stop playing Oh look their practicing a bombing run on children ... How nice ... 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FYI your mom's still a babe , I don't blame you at all for wanting have sex with her ~ ~ or your dad ~ ~ Love the photos OP but your username makes me question you as a Canuck Fan Oh , yeah . UT Tyler ...... Not sure why you're getting downvoted , or even how * much * you got downvoted ( thanks Reddit admins ... Please make a montage vid with the office . Andy punching the wall would work 10 % of battery remaining it says on the message , but it says 1 % on the top ? Something is fishy . The logistic problem is transport . NO ONE wants a " hazard " like spent fuel travelling through their region to get to an exclusion zone . Fly it ? Nope . Truck it ? Oh hell no . Ship it ? It'll get into the water and we'll all die ! ( Such smark much smark Bc it's not Tony Hawk . Genuinely thought it was prompting me to allow it on my phone . I tapped it a few times and thought my phone froze ... ( I was sure that said " best * smile * " at first . My reaction : NSFW warning ! On reddit 3 days and already have more karma than me I laughed so hard to your comment omg . The more I holding myself to fapping the greater my lust become That don't sound good Oh god and on bicycle seats Thank you for that incredibly-detailed answer . I'm house-shopping , and I need to be able to tell when the sellers are trying to fool me - and I expect that all of them are If the listing says " real hardwood " or " engineered wood " - it had sure as hell better be . I've also seen " Pergo " cited . If it's not Pergo-brand , they shouldn't be able to say that , right ? It's important that I be able to tell the difference , so I can make sure the sellers aren't trying to screw me . It's very important that I screw them harder , faster , and first ! Yet another relevant username I will ddos him irl You filthy animal Is her chicken is upside down and the breast skin white ? Tell her someone on the internet gave her this : They also have microtransactions already available in their unreleased pay 2play game . You're really downplaying how bad it is for a company to try and strike back against someone for their opinion and insisting he got fired for it . If a big company suggested to your boss that you should get fired , but you weren't , you would still be pissed Wait , you want the iphone to " lie down " when filming and not " standing up " ? I always thought it was the other way around and when uploading it it got messed up But ... But why ? Yea she is totally posting to / r / trees mid-rip of a cigarette . Can I take them for you I don't know about this Viking character , he seems like he might be an aggressive hugger ... Who are you ? I predict France is going to win in the end . Those Lucius Pattern Titan legs . My underwear I was first True . The Bianca parts are kind of Not at school . Lets just address the elephant in the room Veteran Great Jaggi i too have a 60 year old neighbor named marilyn ...... Plot twist : she works at Hobby Lobby Running with zero drop shoes and running on hills , my two hobbies That's actually quite scary . " Some friends and I " ... 1 singature . Yeah , what did you think " What are you talking about , there are no gay people in Mississippi , quit pretending ! " So many boner in one picture . Sweet Jesus ... Me to The Tweak * Flex 2 * is useful for U ! Not if you do it right . I feel like your talking about his face and not his ability ... Yes , carrying a gun would have been the best solution Why was this already purple ... Just found out today if you scroll down from the middle-top area , then to the left while writing a reply in Alien Blue you can get the emoticon in a simple click . This link was purple . Oh I caught it alright , and now my hand hurts When I started bleeding More of a cramp than a burn , I already used the cream Loudly chewing gum A photo would have done a better job The " bullshit " originates in your answer , my answer is as valid and legitimate as any other on here . Scumbag Game Freak : increases name length in X / Y . Adds global swear filter . Yeah , Megan Why am I imagining Modi singing WAV . and the Also : that > US International Relations with the Middle East ( ✿ While we're on that subject ... " is " and " in ? " Really ? yea , should have waited a week for the joke to fade away some before re-introducing . but I love the way you did the staff .. it looks almost natural What a cunt she is .. My phone changed ' gave ' to ' have ' This meme , isn't it only said around 3 times ? No NSFW ; Bad ! * * Google ! ? ? * * Trade one anti-privacy organization for the biggest anti-privacy organization in the world ? ? Patient zero As a lacrosse player , my jimmies are beyond rustled . Ok let's go . Both teams already playing better than Germany yesterday . " large leech looking things " Still showtime on the Q Wait , a doctor opens up a vapor shop next to his office . The doctor then advises his patients who smoke to switch to vapor and tells them about the uber-convenient shop next door . My car back from the mechanic . It's been two weeks Texas is screwing me on whiskey Back in some prank thread , I saw the link to request Mormon missionaries . My buddy was out with a twisted ankle ( Screw off . That username Ho scaricato la app per iPhone ma non hanno aggiornato la risoluzione per iPhone 5 ... Ci sono ancora le barre nere sopra e sotto ! A topol ì , che combini ? Son passati due anni ! I feel like my face looked like his when I was laughing I've tried this and have got my shirt stuck , at the same time my mum walks past me . There's me standing there with my shirt closed between the door ... The rum tum tugger Too bad ! GTFO ! That opening paragraph Yes . Evaporated feet are a hilarious experiment ... Am I being trolled here ? LOL . I just used everything and ... he ... gained health ? Never fails . Pop the hood to check the oil and suddenly there's expectant men every which way wanting to help the damsel in distress . " This your daddy / brother / boyfriend's truck , hon ? " Yeah , because they certainly put programmers to fix tooltips ... ( As a Dutchman , this annoys me slightly . Is that .... lighter fluid next to him ? IBAS A DECIR QUE ME VA A LEER LOS LABIOS ? I wish I could stand watching these ... Oh dear / facepalm . I must have been * * really * * tired when I posted . My model # is 9020 T Your spelling is making me very angry ##ಠ_ಠGoing to call le Ron Paulerz ಠ_ಠ xDDD ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) Xp > ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) gob shiggity worn me before that trigger new friend Just noticed Masterson's ERA of 5.17 - pfft amateurs 20 year streak , try cheering for a team that has a 106 year streak and counting . Stick it up their ass His twitter profile page says he's an nfl qb . What a talented guy My body is ready Why does this piece of shit have a wikipedia article ? I was pretty drunk :( And im bad at patience Well you didn't answer my question at all , and instead told me a bunch of irrelevant stuff . Sounds like they need to go back to kindergarten to be with their own kind What would his bra size be anyway ? ( I dont even want to think of the panties Robot bullshit , right . Say no more Hasn't anyone here played WC3 ? Facebook * IS * a social network app Sounds like a classic case of loser denial No ... just no . Outside of childhood , 3 months . I had just finished a long contract on a cruise ship , and I just found a cheap furnished place in the Bahamas and did nothing . By the time I left , the bartenders on the beach knew me by name and had started giving me a lot of free drinks . I had become that white guy every tropical beach has and I was ok with that . I was like a skinny John Candy from " Cool Runnings " . rubiks cube as a weapon was my idea It's funny because all except one can be easily done with iCloud ( You've been playing for a month and have both PD and Cupid ? I hate you . I'll truly never understand the outrage directed at Blurred Lines . Fuck me , there have been thousands of nastier pop songs over the past few decades . It's ridiculous I think you have replied the wrong comment I usually collect my friends phones when we watch a movie or say " If I see you sitting on your phone while we watch a movie , I will backhand you so hard that it will leave my skin texture on your face " . Nothing is more annoying when you invite people to watch a movie and they are sitting on the phone all the time Thats about 3months worth for me Wasn't last year a poster or a calendar ... My cousin sings this EVERY . FUCKING . TIME . we're on a road trip . The kid actually goes from 100 to - 100 . Did you hear him say how he KNEW he would be in the big leagues had he just kept playing ? ! ? Yes , didn't think anybody would notice Thanks for the reminder . I can't wait to think about this on my camping trip this weekend Fabulous Ferd is up to his old tricks again This is awkward . Dude . ... what ? * Or will he * why is this link purple Mother fucker ! He holding out on all the good Cool Peach Strawberry Blood Orange ! Great tutorial . Thanks . Needs to be stickied ... This was listed under the Entertainment sub header TLDR : they are trying to make e-sports appear more legitimate by dividing players by gender like in other sports . Srsly ( I don't appreciate that thumbnail Huh . No one's that bad at attracting women ..... are you ? Yeah he says he will do anything " Anything at all " yet he can't even bother to give / u / em_ef_er some reddit gold . That is just terrible why am i aroused I saved it to wordpad for quick use . I saved the Does anyone else look at this pic and feel like she's staring into your soul ? uhm ... okay Lift 3 times ? oh god Looking at it again I actually think I see what you're talking about ( on the right side ) and it doesn't look like Ingrown hairs anymore . More like industrious fox , am I right ? Make me I see you t ノ ( Not for the fish . That look in his eyes before he gets shot . So I asked at a state store and they were able to order me some Appleton 12 for $ 33 . Looking forward to that . They said you can get anything from them and it's all on their web site . However the Appleton 12 isn't on their list so Not sure if athletic or just really friggin ' skinny . I have to live here ATM machine . I catch your drift Tell me the truth ... Did the dog smell your shoe and pass out ? .... no ... ( I'd do that without being drunk Wait but you still decided something , even though you claim to be indecisive . Anyone else thinking Ron burgundy in a telephone booth I was photoshopping an umbrella . Do not question my usage of time The top picture says " Additional income ? " and I was very confused at that , until I realized it wasn't a massage picture . That's impossible Nun ja mein Führer , hätten Sie in Tonics investiert , wäre das nicht passiert . Hello left nut Reddit just went full retard on me What is anal like ? For the guy that is ... Is it just a stinky dick ? > > People makes tons of funny pictures with their corpses ....................... Can confirm , Arkansan here , judgin the fuck out of you . Actually , before I became relativity active on this subreddit , I had a bit of a fear of posting on reddit at all . It seemed like there were just so many people who were just itching to shoot others down , and everyone just downvoted you for having different opinions then them . I mean , even in learning orientated subs , ( r / learnjapanese , I'm looking at you for some reason this standalome version never got released on xbox one . only pc a d ps4 . op are you a history buff or a racist ? 24 here . Certainly don't have it figured out So , let's post it to Reddit so * more * people have to endure it ! Mine too , rage intensifying ... Ah yes , nothing like being an immature bitch and wanting to smash someone's console , cause theyre being an immature bitch January 21st is also my birthday I'm watching you The best is when cyclists ring their bell while riding on the sidewalk , expecting me the pedestrian to move out of the way . Of course , like most people , my first reaction isn't to dodge something I can't see behind me , it's to stop and turn around to see what that ring was about , resulting in them crashing in to me . Thanks ... I'm the blonde . Setting is from zanilla the rest are either like soft remix or radiance " Failed Miserably " ##Mod me fagit Their suction cups have tiny teeth too [ * i shagged ur mum m8 * * * me 2 ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) * * ~ ~ nice meme ~ ~ ` ` Unfortunately I've seen them all There was a post about a year ago asking " what is something really gross about women that would freak men out " ... Something along those lines . The top comment was that pretty much all the women agreed that they rarely wash their bras , maybe once every few months , if even . So , we ALL are kindred spirits ! And if someone claims they wash them after every use ... I would assume they're probably lying . Is that a Duralast battery , and does it really say * * USED BATTERY * * ? I take it the 4Motion TDI won't be coming to the US ? My hometown . Ooh a liar ! I can't believe anything ALSO , I saved 10 bucks when going ahead and buying the finishing grinder . So ... It's well worth it I'm about to turn 9 weeks and have a stupid virus myself . I feel like a $ $ :( One good thing came up today . I had my 1st prenatal and told my doctor about my constant nausea . He was concerned so I ended up with a prescription for Diclectin . Crossing my fingers for some relief , seeing as it's been ongoing since just before Fathers Day I gave some dude on tf2 some weapons since he was kind of new , next two hours non stop asking me for shit all the time just removed him from friend list . I kept telling him I gave him like 10 free weps and he should be happy . Keeps asking for my sniper hat shit I gave you stuff already earn it your self if you want more shit like everyone else . I had nobody help me when I started he should be happy I even bothered . Hooray for first past the post elections . " There is a new .. head of household .. Sunday .. 8p m .. As soon as I saw Daisy all I could think of was " Hi I'm Daisy ! " Well that definitely sounds like it's a bad thing The irony being that the Reichstag would have * * loved * * the kind of spy powers the NSA has I'm usually an equal opportunity molester in my dreams . It's a bit different in that when I have sexual dreams about women , it's mostly sappy , head-over-heels in love , you complete me , can't keep my hands / mouth to myself , let's spend eternity together , rainbow unicorn levels of euphoria ; whereas when I have sexual dreams about guys , it's more like ' yo , lemme touch that thing ' . Honestly , I have no idea if it's unusual . Oh , no haha , what happened in Monsters Inc was an accident ...... This saying has been everywhere for years ... Where have you been ... I'm ... I'm so confused . With the face he's got going on he look's more like a SARGTHHHNT . Or there's the possibility you just took a picture of me sleeping Sorry , but are you saying your auto-correct corrected wrong ? I can also relate to you . I am a guy and I have a very high sex drive . I have been with my SO for four years and we are also past the honeymoon stage . I love her very much but I am afraid she thinks I only want her for sex sometimes . I really hope my sex drive fizzles out and slows but it has yet to . The conservative dream I'd like to ask the same thing to you . Liking anime alone doesn't make you a neckbeard Buy it on 1st of November , it will be on sale . How do we know this isn't her talking ? Yeah ! Seriously thanks for that , got a steal .. Even the guys at J & S were like Their mud is really nice and not full of parasites and bugs . But I'm sure you could do it at home if you wanted to I've seen some bukakke videos and I'll tell you hwhat .. some guys have no problem sticking their cock in the mouth of a girl drenched in semen ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ Elephants Guide Me ( ノ Dat comparison You leave godaddy to start . Dear god , yes ! Someone else thinks so , too ! There used to be one that said something along the lines of , " Help , I don't know where I am , it's dark , and I hear laughing ! " I immediately FYI , it's centripetal acceleration . Centrifugal force doesn't exist in this sense ( it is used in some physics ) . Centrifugal superchargers are frustrating You still get the * " " * in the name , maybe someone wants them . Did not expect meeting the opposite of my username on this thread . Question , did you read John Greens book ? [ Season 4 ] ( # s " Best kiss : Cersei kisses Jamie in the finale Kloses look > hanging up his balls I sometimes like things I really dont actually like just to see their posts . Maybe your friend was just keeping an eye on Mitt Romney ? Maybe he wants to kill him ? I agree . There's no way OP was the first to experience this type of behavior / assault from this guy .... warn the neighbors ...... I hope you're kidding , because I would really like to see Ned ' hiding ' a baby somewhere on himself Is there like a subreddit for horrifying rule 34 like this or something , because otherwise there is no excuse for finding this shit Your backyard cup but not a day longer Basically he's assuming that everyone here thinks in US Dollars , so he didn't feel the need to mention the currency . Everything is a sleeper No one mentioned they needed to be dead before they get tossed over ༼ つ ಠ_ಠ ༽ つ 420 PRAISE IT ༼ つ He looks like Aubrey Plaza Thanks for getting TF nerfed Link A bit early since the news are like two minutes old , but something is tickling me .. I hate violence but shit like this will make a lot of people angry at the Colombian player and everyone knows what can happen here . Being taxed by a bunch of bureaucrats who don't have peoples best interests at heart ? > That'd have better been non-canon / weakened Darkseid I'm shut off ; they made the people behind us merge at the front and we became the end although we were the middle ! This is gonna be a loooooong day That's not Costa Rica's nickname OP , how have you listed the Scott Lynch books that aren't out yet great investment Ok so * * A : * * Lots of white dudes are into black chicks I got so excited when I saw this And I sat there thinking he was faking ..... until I seen the replay So sorry but still First the good girl and hair pulling and now this ? > It's Summer time and * * * nothing is hard * * * Jesus Christ , just imagine the * chafing * You see , here in the US we can't claim any ethnic group is typically associated with gang violence , even if it is factual . We have a problem with admitting our problems to ourselves . Our problems always have to be someone else's fault . Got an ethnic group dealing heavily in gang violence and perpetuating the stereotype as cool ? Blame it on white people misrepresenting them because we all know white people are naturally racist . I get that people are happy that there will be internet access , but wifi is the WRONG ANSWER ! Aargh so frustrating . What the ttc needs is mobile service repeaters so that there is phone , 3g , and lte service underground . It's not hard . They have it in asia and europe . Who was the genius who thought that putting hotspots in a system where , by definition , people move around , was a good idea ? That title screen theme music album ! I really don't get it DOOM has cheat codes ? Great job man ! BT sync shows nothing to sync though Well that's something Hey , cool it with that " you're in the ACC shit . " Oh geez . Tell her to get over herself . That's no reason to insult you . Especially when it's not true . Not max yellow , and you're asking for a 420k b / o ? OD of freedom from that banner I must find her People think I never comb my hair , when in reality , I comb it for like 10 minutes in the morning , to make it look not messy , but it never works ლ ( sure you did ( I feel like I know you . You put a picture of your cats dead body on the internet . I am sure catsby wanted nothing more than that . I don't see why the hell he finds it even necessary to give a warning about nudity at the bottom but never mind the vomiting blood and losing intestines ... You can put down artificial turf these days Fuck HOAs Have you ever been on a plane ? They go up to 10,000 meters and then stay around there and then go back down ( obviously ) . I think it would be a problem if it were 20,000 meters high . I actually haven't gotten that look yet , typically it's more along the lines of Oh , that's awesome , thanks for saying this really cool thing exists and that I can't see it . Who said it's a " she " ? .... I am looking right now . The kind you get at airshows I misread babes for babies for a second there ... > No I didn't . It's right there in my post . You left out the very next sentence ! Holy shit did he take a picture if his dead cat ... ? Wow . When my cat died the last thing on my mind was " better take a pic ... gotta get dat karma ! " because I was too busy crying my eyes out . * I hate you all * Upvote for FUEL ! Even if it has a backwards cover insert ... and a depressingly small city in the middle of the desert . I spent SIX REAL LIFE HOURS driving from the top part of the map down to the desert just to see Dustbowl City ... only to find one . Single . City . BLOCK . So you didn't know if it was on but you tried to tell someone else that it wasn't not knowing that you yourself are the incorrect one The lights on his back That isn't logic , it's doublethink . It's a very important distinction ; my mom believes that the President lied about NOT being born here in to get the Fulbright Scholarship to study at Columbia ( for his undergrad ... Maybe they were * involved * . Hobby lobby You know what's more bad ass than that ... flygon . Wait .... Two-Year Club and only at 11 comment karma ... with all of those comments I think you might need a new pair of shoes Did he drink 10 year old pepsi ? My cat is just as gross . She follows me into the bathroom and tries to peer between my legs . She's fascinated by the toilet . Tennis ... This is bothering me way more than it should . " The worlds first collaborative computer " Only one thing to say ... Dayum The mark of Satan No ! Never say that to anyone , that's mean ! Well in that case ..... At minute 2:21 Yesssss that combo is beautiful . A questo ha risposto anche Christian Ice con il suo video Odio il Kebab ' Doing my own thing ' " Me and my friends " Just dont take an Android phone , they might mob you . I got this for you I hate you so much with this stupid dickbutt . Crab * legs * That sounds like a bucket for something else ...... Why do I always look at these amazing posts when I'm starving ! ? I see your username My mom said to me that running is bad for a woman's reproductive system . hey m8 wat the fuck m8 The ' d ' from his ' dad ' ? My finger ... Retard troll is retard why does everyone say to put a serious tag . if the joke answers are the ones that get upvoted , then obviously they're the posts that the majority of people want to see ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ Elephants Guide Me ( ノ Hahaha that is funny THEY DID IT AGAIN . And when they finally turned the audio back on , they cut away almost immediately . Weird ( " 3rd Party Used " I've seen a baloney bypass , which failed , resulting in a baloney amputation . Xbox pause . Xbox play . Then title stays . Hope they fix that bug . Almost every time . I've got 3 liquids hanging around that just aren't the same . In ? Hopefull she doesn't have MAC and FRANK next .. Shamalamamamon twist : it was his pubes Usually when I make these random ass comments they just get ignored . I'm surprised you answered and also that it's at - 12 points On behalf of every customer service worker ever : Wait a second … I posted a beautiful video of my first vagrant last week and like 4 people saw it They traded Ray Allen for Marburg in the draft The ones . The ONES . Nice work , internet detective . Where and who the hell is teaching this ? Is it USA thing ? First time I see such a statement , in Europe " blue blood " is a royal blood , not a fucking color . The dodge viper is literally my favourite car , I'm extremely jealous right now Your battery ... Ima a straight guy , sorry for your inconveniences Hahaha thanks . Unfortunately they're the straight cabled . I have them bound up with duct tape near the middle hah , this is like some sort of a During my final exams , I had a classmate saying that " During the studying period , masturbation is not good at all because it " drains " your brain cells and you lose all your concentration . " He even proceeded telling people to stop masturbating for at least a MONTH prior to the exams ... Why can't you just remember and tell them on Friday . Why is there a TL :D R in a 3 line sentence " Why weren't you there ? You missed out ! " UM WELL INVITE ME NEXT TIME THEN Eat a banana for masturbating . Oh now I see I haven't gotten anything Looking at you , Skyrim Taking Os or Ns ? Trust me man I did my best . This is what happens when you have a 50 + year old in charge of press releases and social media .. This should be everyone . With black face painted on the front ... I just click the buttons MMOs are hard ... oh wait Imagine a tombstone with Hey why did you ask if you were gonna check ^ ^ Your ^ ^ Chansey's ^ ^ name ^ ^ is ^ ^ quite ^ ^ weird ^ ^ in ^ ^ your ^ ^ Need / Want ^ ^ List ^ ^ So what OP is saying is that they knew they were reposting old material ... just watched it ... reading the bible ... dick in bible ... money shot at end ... goes back to reading the bible and drips cum onto the word of the lord . Not sure why my dick is hard by this I watched that whole thing for only one run by lynch Really ? ! It wasn't all shit . Free to play deck ? You had Ysera I'm not really comprehending the menu / waitress one . You must be new at this . It's not a matter of age it's matter of attitude you can't say that everytime someone rages it's a 12 years old behind the monitor some young people actually know how to play best example is Best Riven NA who is 15 i believe , but those kids you've met have some issues if they are raging at such a young age WTF did I just watch Haven't you seen Stargate ? What if i dont wanna ? I mean after all , you are a sandwich . I could just eat you ... Apparantly / r / sexwithdogs is a thing . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Arty Ficial ? Did you even read it Shall he cut your bush with his Sword or what ? Is this actually advice from that magazine ? And ... pepper corn , right ? I can't comment on the other options , but for years I went to games with a green ( cheapest ) parking pass , and the experience is great . It's a tad farther than the other parking zones , but as long as you are in reasonably good health the walk is not long at all . Plus the walk back after the game is great for singing the fight song with your fellow redskin fans after our inevitable victory ( I've got my eye on you , giants boy that link i purple , and I've never visited that site before ... 30 years ... Oh god it took me a couple seconds to process that logo , Alien Blue master race ! I mean , come on - there's a > On a different note I like how one of the scenes in this poem is him waking up on a beach , which is the opening scene for Inception , which is about a dream within a dream . ಠ_ಠ anytime ! Wow . Cancelled their kickstarter ( probably because they were nowhere near their goal ) but " transfer your donation directly to us ! " Thats why snowball will miss him . No no ! You played settlers of catan 5 times in one night ? How long was this night ? Im not sure if im adopted . Im black my moms white and my dads not around ... what is with noooooooooooo ..... but I need it NOW . I knew it , Caitlyn is secretly ( a ) COP ......... " shot " hanging chads PC CD-ROM ? Pretty sure surfers don't fuck sharks , either . How did he not have 10k laying around he could use ? You're friends with a guy in a landlocked country that is always cloudy who has never seen the color blue ? No mouse pad HE WHO RESPECTS THE TABLES LIVES ! ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( So often " fan " means " keep doing the same thing or fuck off " . Judith sloane is so pleasant , so charming . Wow So trashy you had to send a friend request ? The last slide is a fucking ad ? Nothing will happen . Just took a look at the sub , thanks . Actually pretty sure I'd seen it before ( probably why I know the phrase ' Velcro baby ' ! ) but had kind of forgotten about it ! Wow some of the stories on there involving pretty old toddlers ... sexy ass fuck ? I got one beside me How in the hell did you give your guy such a crisp jawline ? Mine came out like shit no matter what I did In sitcoms , whenever someone is trying to explain or saying something funny , and the crowd laughing cuts the person off , and they just stand there staring until the crowd stops laughing . LMAO ! ! I just realized you were the mom I upvoted while everyone else was downvoting you because you told the OP what your experience was as opposed to saying ' don't do that ! ! It's so dangerous ' Why did you being that one back up Wat ? this really bugs me , if the data values range from 30-70 why would you only indicate anything between 40-50 ? I'll join . My body is ready . I see you've done your research . . . Small rant . It's my 16th day of continuous , dedicated keto ( after 2 previous half-assed attempts earlier this year ) . I was down 13.2 pounds Sunday ( even though I've been on my period for like 9 days You'll get one right in the Wait , it's illegal to be naked outside elsewhere ? Even on your own property ? Get out . If anyone from the Vikings fanbase says TB , we're going to fight That we cut off legs to make people fit in caskets ( r / immobile German players right now GO TO NEW SECOND HALF THREAD Wait . … I may have to upvote you but I don't have to like you . Well thanks for remembering us ... America is in it most years too Hey guys , let's judge Holmberg on 1.5 innings of major league baseball . " just " this haunts me You don't know what you are missing not going with a band of rings ! ! You could just try banana peppers . :) Seriously that's what it was supposed to be . The day that the invented the touch keyboard was the day my typing went to shit . I even tapped on the word banana ... so wth . I think / u / PleaseRespectTables was banned . I'm unflipping every flipped table I find in this subreddit in solidarity . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Haha sounds like a great time . If they're legal of course You killed me Sounds easy , just don't understand how the people get it onto youtube in the first place During ? Thanks for that advertisement video which had no actual content . .... on a completely unrelated note , wash your clothes . That or stabbed . What's with black kids being the thumb nail for this ? Or I wonder if it's the huge upkeep of rides and their safety protocols so no one dies . Or the huge amount of electricity they pull in , or the cost of new rides , or the cost of store inventory and people who steal . But yeah , 80 dollars HOLY SHIT WHAT A RIPOFF . Here's an idea if it's such a ripoff don't go . Sir , if in the future this subreddit will be nothing but captioned images like / r / gaming , remember that it was * you * to post the very first one I'm home visiting my parents for a few days and my mum just said this verbatim .... and that I am expected to be out of the house while she's here so my presence doesn't make the cleaner uncomfortable I grew up with Brits . Great dogs . The first Brit was an amazing family dog . Our second one was an asshole who would pop all my kickball balls . > EDIT : REPUBLICANS KD trying to get Melo to stay with the Knicks so he won't have to face Kobe + Melo at the same time Happened to me a day ago , on 24 hour cooldown now . If he's not , he's probably considering killing himself . The only reason he hasn't is the kids . Fuck that noise ... Phones are not for children No one , I think . If not someone have been stalking me What's with the homo hate I am pretty sure you can't fix those . It sucks because sometimes they'll put my entire conference schedule back-to-back in the final 8 games of the season . We'll that was good advice until you gave your background and a picture ... Do you Wait , what ? Don't encourage friendliness ? Not all arabs and jews , just you . Wait a minute ... Why isn't there obsidian where the water fall lands on the lava pool ? ? ... Does it mean we should get Ongamers banned forever so we will have more content That's not a very nice thing to say to your dying dad ! Hmm yes , where are all the polite and friendly cab drivers like you I like where this is going I think this raises the question what you were doing with your GoPro in / around a toilet to begin with ? I don't get why they are hyping the cloth physics so much . I think the jerseys look like shit . It would look better if they weren't a separate layer . Now it looks like their jerseys are glitched out or something . Came to say , he's a Bat-bear ... then I saw the title ( Yes . Just browse this sub . It's a topic every other day . Literally . All my teachers ever taught in that regard was to cough / sneeze into your elbow - then started having gym teams give high elbows instead of high fives My 3 year old drew a path thru the house . With a black crayon . interesting novelty account . Well , I'm out then . This . Yet , the majority of the people make these " what should i do ? " posts rather than call first . none of you are are sending help Where do you guys get these faces from ? I only have this one Have you hidden Clock under the " hide apps " section ? This will remove it from control center Bumping headlines . Someone in this thread is a * potato farmer * . __I don't want to point any fingers . __ ( Some people have a good reason for kicking , while others are just dicks.Once I joined a game and some guy asked me : " Your name ... Fancreeper ? ? ? ? " , I responded with : " Yes ? " and then he said : " haha go and play minecraft :D " after that he kicked me.Really annoying I used to have a fanfiction binder Where's Texas ? ? LIES , ONLY YOU WOULD BE TEMPTED ! ( ノ Good , needs to get that weak , punk ass 50cc shit out of here rolling all slow and shit . YOU RIDE HARD AND DEEP OR YOU DON'T RIDE AT ALL > U WOT M8 ? ( You shit on your spoons ? notice how clean the valve gym is Are you saying that you're so unstable that the act of a person pre-defending themselves would actually * make you more likely to commit a crime * against that person ? all that precum I hope they also install a light on the womens foreheads so we know if the BC is disabled or not Yes because U . S . MLB is certainly free of any scandals .. So what do these people expect from Baekhyun / Taeyeon ? That just because they sat outside their dorms , gave them glue to drink ( I confused myself with another post talking about Google Search ( Oh yea there's that Me gustar ía que esos 10.043 € se dedicasen a cosas más serias que a intentar querellar a Esperanza o Indra . Ya que hay muchas personas en este país est án pasando graves dificultades . Y al final no tenemos una certeza que llegue la demanda a su fin . That would be interesting , no one would see that coming . Was looking for one giant mosquito , then realized ... ( Hey , I can be a lot classier than a hammer , thank you very much What part of " all the way down ! " do you not understand I know a die-hard " vegetarian " who eats bird meat because in the shops it doesn't say " meat " but " poultry " black two lore ノ ( reddit and the lore ノ ( It's sad , but even Bill O'Riley has said he is often * told * to be combative , ultra conservative and interrupt his guest if the guest isn't in line with Fox's agenda , even if he agrees with the guest . dick * s * ( There's enough pit bulls in shelters as it is . Literally ? His jugular clasped from too many marijuana injections , therefor depriving the brain of blood . I cry every time ... WHEN WILL PEOPLE REALIZE THE DAMAGE ! ? The way it just falls back in . Cordyceps hits and then the game ends , that would be a twist . Off topic , but please skip Hobby Lobby TIFU by asking the obvious rhetorical question I know a bisexual named Michael who's in the closet . God , I'd hate to see the unedited wording . Who said anything about slapping him with his hands Yes . That's exactly what I said . If you're serious : If you're joking : / u / belowpovertyline Did you sleep with Pitbull ? q ( We all know how good JJ's defense is Only just noticed the cucumber ... q ( > You misspelt Romulans Partner 3 " Someday we'll be as developed as you " Yeah , it's on me ... Ugh even more than it being big , they're a weird shape and , most of all . what if it broke ... Not if you have a tub of warm water . the devil himself is the reason for this horrid mess Skipped to it , I second that Montgomery met Stinnett online in a rat terrier chatroom called " Ratter Chatter " I thought that said / r / jailbait Dude , that shit is terrifying when you are a young child , and the seemingly normal old lady that's been sneaking you butterscotch candies from her purse during service starts screaming in tongues , and convulsing all over the church floor . Cool here's an upvote ... * reads comments * Sooooo november ? ノ I've seen that GIF countless times , just realized their on a playground I'm just getting to part two and I read that for the original American Gods TV adaptation Gaiman wanted to spend the ENTIRE first season on Shadow's time in prison .... Did that shark just hiss ? WAT . I don't think it's possible to actually like any of the characters . They are all shit heads . The HORROR the word " goop " Are you criticizing these images ? Been like that for days would be better if there was an ' adaptive ' option ! > When he dances with the more advanced follows and something goes awry , he blames them for not following well Why U DO DIS TO US KLEENEX WHY ? ! ? Congrats on the br100 , I look forward to ramming ur reaver Oh , it's kinda cute actually . Like a tribble ... * * You have a bid ... Bravely Default ... Absolutely . I mean , if we're not honoring the NFL's tie-breaking rules in a hypothetical offseason / r / NFL subreddit discussion thread , how is this post supposed to have any intellectual credibility ? Oh bullshit , are you fucking kidding me Dreadley Pretty sure that needs a Wi-Fi adapter ( In one of the missions in AC4 I played the other day , I walked and the dude still didn't keep up with me So ... you tie it to your labia ? So much effort . What ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yea 603 I've always thought of doing random stuff left-handed , but soon forgot about it . Maybe Demar doing it can inspire me to get started ┌ ( Could also be just a big cat fish I had not been born yet . I'm 17 now . Not sure if ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) or But we can still pee and poo at the same time Ganon has been confirmed for Smash 4 , before Falcon is what I'm implying I don't have problem with whatever rocks your socks man , but at least tag it NSFW Turns out she is a girl . As would I ! But that's not what my thread is about ;) but I love the idea ! I can't think of any way to adapt current models to the lever action design . It'd have to be a totally new model unless we copied the lever action mechanisms from our distant cousins ... The BB guns dude ! not cool Do we need to bring up the boston marathon case again ? Wrong comment ... I may be a loner but I would probably not be ok with this , at 6 ' 9 " a girl substantially taller than me would be hell , I barely fit on my bed as is This ain't spoiler > ( She questioned if , like a high pressure fire hose , is it easier to control if there are a few men in uniform straddling it Ur going to need protection from the suns radiation when you reach . That is at least another $ 0.50 worth of tin foil . We don't have unlimited budget buddy , try again This isn't a bug God dammit . How the fuck do you remember your user id . Yeah community skinners often make skins for the AWP / M4 / AK / P90 because people often use those guns , a little unfortunate for the P90 part though . I saw a guy a few games ago with 5500 Stattrak P90 kills . dat inventory ... Team glaurung " Ballantine ’ s Brasil – a blend of Ballantine ’ s with lime flavouring ..... , Lacassagne said : “ Flavour innovation sits very well with Ballantine ’ s in the premium and super-premium category . It allowed us to open our brand to more consumers . " Well not with THAT attitude . It must be ... some kind of Hot Tub Time Machine ! I'm with you on the overuse and misuse of apostrophes . What's worse in my mind is the misuse of ' your ' . The minute that your in place of you're becomes widely acceptable , I am giving up on the English language . Maybe I'll switch to Esperanza . There is a similar problem with people thinking cannabis oil is a miracle cure for cancer . People cite youtube and blogs as their source How do you not like the taste of water the trolls begin That sounds like some arcane dick torturing device Oh * yeah * , I'm * sure * Taco Bell is going to make my burritos with buckwheat tortillas , no rice , no beans , grass-fed beef , grass-fed cheese , a bunch of veggies , all cooked in grass-fed ghee and virgin coconut oil and smothered with avocado . No corn , starch , soy , preservatives , MSG . Yup . Sure of it . Totally . Dominos has stuffed crust ? Hvorfor har du en mavetaske rundt om skulderen ... too legit The fuck is wrong with you I'm not saying don't use it , I'm just saying I've used it in the past and didn't like it I've never had this happen . Ever . you're everywhere . also yes , that scene is very Luego lleg ó un discapacitado y no se pudo estacionar ahi porque estaban las sillas de ruedas Or maybe * in * the Walls ? Like rats . Rats in the Walls . But just elves instead of rats . Rat-elves ? Holy shit that still sounds terrible That weird farting sound when you get some air up in dat vagina . First time ... The only thing I'd seen is playboy . Had to keep poking around until something gave . By the time it was all said and done my Johnson looked like it had been mugged and beat up . if he was dumb enough to not have you pulled from payroll when you quit then his loss I say . But you just had to go and tell him about it ... What's the name of the dishwashers that are responsible for the filthy drinking glasses at Via Napoli ? Yeah , scary suspense is its own brand of hell ( and I actually like the stuff ) . So fair enough , ha . Dude right ? The day may come when I find cringe ಠ ‿ ಠ instead of I have a customer who always gets a decaf pour over with a shot of regular espresso You have a very fresh hangover face . And I'm also jealous . Very Jelly . Or for more pictures of the design , so that I can extrapolate the layout ? I've been considering a cabin for a good while , I guess I must be a horrid person for searching reddit for ideas . JUST a snuff video ... And what are the guys ? Gentlemen ? Classy ? Reserved ? That's definitely good ! It's still a good idea to find a spay / neuter clinic though , it's better safe than sorry and it does eliminate the risk of certain diseases . The pros really outweigh the cons . Plus , I'm not sure if you've heard a cat in heat in your home before , but it is a sound I will never ever forget They didn't have cameras in the 80s I once woke up and rubbed my GF's mom's ass in the kitchen , GF saw the whole thing and said " David that's not me ... " My reaction Not only did I win , but it was my highest score ever ! I was gifted several good weapons ( including the Glaive Beam which I couldn't properly fit into my load out ) and earned a TON of scrap . As you can see , I almost maxed out each system . No other run with that ship has made it past sector 1 With that logic , I'm not a virgin . No broken arms ? Dude , where's my car ? [ serious ] I stared at that for WAY longer than I should've ... I had a giggle , then I read on and realized they're real . I would unsee the Serbian film AlienBlue it has a button for this So the more evolved ones are now white . Good to know . That username + comment ... Catheter . What . How can you add 9 to 15 and get 32 ? ( ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ looking forward to wrinkly dongers ( ノ I remember having this happen with one of my friends when I was younger . My phone would ring , I'd answer , and it'd be calling another friend . Now I realize that someone may have been listening to our conversation . She said you taste like your dad before she did that . Wheres your mouth been I feel the same way ! Pink Floyd is making me only listen to them . So Binney works for the Russians . i can make you happy aswell ლ ( Welcome to gr This subreddit was so much better last year . They will try and stick it in her poohper Are people really physically disgusted with disagreement on an Internet forum ? Really I imagine there's not a lot of verbal conversations these days compared to the past but * HUGE * security breach with this . Companies have payment options available over the phone now and require you to enter it with touch tones verbally speaking the credit card number . How about you shut the fuck up bitch tits I forget my birthday every damn year and since I am me means I'm pretty significant to myself . I'm a massive cunt for doing this for 21 years now ( Wow . I love when people own small breeds that are plagued with spine issues and doomed to suffer a painful decline into death . What is the fascination reddit has with the Corgi ? They're garbage . I managed to avoid my SILs showers ( both of her showers were for her one baby Today I learned I learned well i bet you got something to hide ( I was eating Taco Bell when I opened that . ~ ~ Why not chicken to make chicken broth ? Are you a keto vegan ... nut ... sack ? Or a sideways shlong filling up to the brim I was afraid that was the case . I hoarded Amped Kraber cards in G8 so I could make G9 easier , and then this happened I actually find this to be pretty arousing . Please don't hate me ( why wouldn't you just link the site SMT : Strange Journey . Because DS games have no region lock . Wildlife ? In Whittier ? suits even more then ლ ( Misread that as friends Not sure if I feel Blue waffle ....... Germany wins unless Messi has 2-3 insane plays :D but I will take the rito points if you don't want them . Good luck and have fun ye gambling swabbies ! Any more of your lip and Germany might help you get an [ Irrelevant statistics ] of your own Wait what ? Sending nude pictures isn't cheating ? You forgot : This comment , for example . I don't like telling people what to do , so my parenthetical comment is an attempt to appear to not be doing exactly what I was doing . I met a woman who only went for 6 ft tall Korean guys who could speak Spanish and were devout Christians . Then I suppose its only fair , you can touch my balls : Or James harden at PG He told me i was ' too young ' to start using it , I'm 20 . That can't be good for blood flow ... unless it's always har ..... OK then , how about bing it or yahoo it ! Get turned down by a dog owner there buddy ? I appreciate the clarification . Although my college major was English , I graduated in 1972 , and rules have changed over the years . And , truth be told , I was trolling OP a bit simply because it was a really lame joke . Has Tesla joined the reddit pantheon of narwhal , bacon and WORDS ノ ( Im pretty sure a ferrari isnt the best vehicle to drift with on local streets . Oversteer and understeer can result in you know that Wow , my dad came home with a 2500 , but it didn't have some feature he wanted to he swapped it out and I didn't look again Why were you having sex with your motorcycle and what does Kevlar have to do with it Holy shit ... I guess that's what being a product of inbreeding gets you : utter retardation . That's not even a straight up " women " thing ( and fuck me , that's like the first time I've ever said that ... ) - - she is just straight up fucked . Or not , because holy shit any guy who puts his dick near something like that is just ASKING for a false rape charge and a Lorena Bobbit fiasco Thanks for the motivational message Throbbing-Clitoris I just gifted you gold accidentally trying to give it to / u / haywoodg That one was arguably the worst of the roasts # 1 vs . # 2 or # 3 It's 4 in the afternoon here ( Exposed ! First girlfriend and I needed privacy , found it at the park , in a fresh porta-potty . It was fine at first but our continued visits made me realize more and more we were desperate horny teens ... At least after it had been there a week during a California summer . Therefore we settled on using her parents garage for our fun ... Mako looks pissed at us about Korrasami . This need to be made . Du ... du hasst ... du hasst mich Grandpa ? how did you know they're sitting in the same fucking room ? 6th sense ? Hairy Cane Justin Awesome ! I'm glad you went windowless though . Because them noctua color schemes Looks like wards are coded as minions too haha ill just use ლ ( I don't like how his necklace is staring at me . Perhaps he had been in a horrible accident and he had a lip transplant ... We're the softer than most lips ? so i assume we could have really really small sunglasses with these Better be the sugar-free ones Was in my basement and realized touching myself felt really good , then some stuff came out ( I knew about cumming before hand ) and in all my astonishment the only words that came out of my mouth were " Today , I am a man . " * cringe * but , but it doesn't go around your waist ( It possibly being drugs only reinforces my point about rehabilitating someone instead of " cutting open his stomach with a box cutter and let him watch himself die from blood loss and shock . " There's one other world famous musician in attendance today who I see missing from this list Why is this making me hard How are his balls not hurting . This would mean the * only * ones who got to date people would be 14 year olds ? Everyone above or below that age would only get to date even older people . Looks like the Black Plague in there Scotty doesn't know Hat ja geklappt ! Maybe I do , maybe I don't ... What has that got to do with the art ? * Avoids the troll This is not a joke ? Well I'm bisexual and here lately I've had a lot of guys I knew in high school or that I meet hitting me up for one night stands , cheating , asking for a threesome with their gfs . The cheating thing is what is really offensive . It's like they have this mindset of " Oh you go both ways you'll sleep with anything even if it's taken . " Plus , you probably had to wait in a long line at the DMV Shoulder acne I live alone ... reads username As always , avoid the comments on this one . Masturbation and collecting fat kid pics don't count Based on what you pulled in / r / parkinsons , is this really a good idea ? Depending where you live . No need to be a dick . At least it's not a bpl sweat squad . My fake identity lives on a street named after me ( Seth Street ) I hope he put it back , OP . Yeah , I had a guyfriend accidentally ( no , really ) elbow me there and he reacted about how he would if he had kicked a buddy in the family jewels , while I just gave him one stare ... If we talk about red cards let's talk about the way Schweinsteiger got treated from the Argentinian team ( How'd he go about these lessons ? It runs off Steam This is the correct diagnosis .. Mostly occurs because of a mold underneath the foreskin Get out . Great going , giving him ideeas ... That's not homoerotic at all ... tanstaff y did u link this He described me though , so I was just like Oh yeah , I better be in this then > Then sensui came along and they gave me his backstory " Your Lyft driver is here ! " I think that means I get around . Oh for gods sake ... I just stuck watching dissolving bathbombs and home made soap with Adele music Mom and wife ? I'm not opening up that can of worms As a straight male i have mixed feelings about this show Tagged as " Men " of the Master Race You can't afford it 3 sounds like enough ;) I can't imagine having 3 unless this ends up being twins ... YOLO and SWAG shirts more than likely You can't Simma down now about sweetrobins taint . That was a lightning bolt ? YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE MISTER . PILGRIM . < Religion . So who is right ? Whose side are we on again ? Dated a girl in college who was into fucking in strange places like her mother's office , classrooms , the library , her grandmother's grave ... What are you looking at ? _It ' s morning somewhere . _ No invite to the blunt sesh ? ZDF Kultur , eh ? The ZDF is one of the big German public TV stations ... and ZDF Kultur is their channel for .... cultural stuff And yet you still clicked because canadians are really nice like that . I'd know , I live here That's my only qualm with chastity . Keeps me small but creates a bulge anyways I feel a little old for this community . I went to my first show in 1991 and I was 10 or 11 at the time . During a Ted DiBiase vs Roddy Piper match , Ted slammed Piper and went to the top rope to taunt the fans . I was watching Piper as he wiggled into place for Ted to hit his backward elbow drop . I was like , .... hmm . Something is not as it seems here . Why did you put heart between quotation marks Hardest obstacle to cross is to actually find someone willing to have kids with you omg ... What ? I don't even ... I never thought about reading her name backwards ... How did I miss that ... Because that is anti-Mormon Ugh why do the two guys I placed bets on have to go against each other in the nl finals Console game ? thank you Don't forget , someone will always find you attractive whether you want them to or not That's how I feel when I've biked like 20 yards and realize there is a spider dangling from my handle bars . It's in the captions and in my comment explaining it all Pens and Pats .. The mind makes it's own music . Then problem is that the mobile browser SHOULDN'T BE TELLING THE SITE IT'S MOBILE 14 ? Used to smoke ? Always change Cpt . Falcon's clothes to the white and pink combination You're right . We'd better lock this guy up and throw away the key before he hurts somebody with his shifty finger . I'm not aware of any , sadly . What places in Auckland do you recommend ? I go up there sometimes ( will travel for good ramen I wouldn't normally respond to guys like this but I purposely dragged the conversation out a bit because I had the feeling it'd end up being creepypms material ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ get dong from there ( ノ You're promoting a subreddit that you moderate for What a strange thing to say in / r / webdev How about We're pretty anal about most things to be fair I'm pretty sure on Opposite Day food goes in your butt and out your mouth . I'm not suggesting aliens are involved . Are * you * suggesting aliens are involved ? What exactly are you implying ? This sounds like something a cyber-men would say ... Of * course * the meth heads named their baby Krystal . I wish Irelia would sit on my face I have a boner right now ... I'm a girl I think you're confusing Swype with predictive text . Probably . I think it's safe to assume that this girl was a slutty hormonal high-schooler with no sense of self-respect or dignity Thinking for me and two of my coworkers because they can't be bothered to activate their brain once their at work ( ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ I take offense at that donger , good sir . ( ノ Whoop-dee-fucking-doo . A beach episode Because it's a commercial and not real life . After seeing all the new videos yesterday , I spent 30 minutes trying to figure out why steam wouldn't update to . 24 . I guess not that famous I'm still waiting for someone to make a video with these ~ ~ No Err ... I find it mildly annoying when people refer to reddit as a whole with a single opinion . When in fact it's their own opinion and they happen to use reddit . I second this . I got dark temptress . She seems a little TOO into that cat . I've built up a resistance over the years of seeing horrific and / or weird shit on the internet , but I think that link's gonna stay blue Only 5 stars ? There should be 50 ! Is that a bag of weed on the table ? " your curves are too sexual " As I found out recently , PSA ships order likes yours ( and mine ; exact same situation ) in pieces , pending availability . You'll get the other stuff ...... eventually . Yes you are That is very strange What if I'm new around here , will I be hazed ? Guess it takes about 2 months to move into that warehouse . I just want to know one thing .... how the fuck isn't THAT wound not pouring out blood ? ! He's either the luckiest sob ever or my anatomy courses failed to tell me there is no blood in the legs My first thought is that kids in the sport will think its ' cool ' to play dirty because it's in a popular video game . Another is that it will discourage parents even more from letting children try the sport because it's so violent . As if football isn't violent I just wanted to tip him , in the remote chance , that it would appease his lazy greed just long enough to , hopefully , get this post down voted quickly . At least , then , I won't have to have these ( or any future posts ) tragically-lazy words burning a hole in my blood shot eyes every time I click into r / potcoin ... Sigh ... ............. gross Cake ? I'll shovel it into my face as my free hand is on your forehead , keeping you at bay as you swing and swear , wildly . No talking you into anything . No one comes between me and cake . They actually buffed Lucian instead of nerfing him Man , jakarta's low temperature = daily high temp in toronto ..... In summer too .. 1 ) We are talking about immigration and the state of Israel , obviously then this is what we are talking about . I dunno , seems pretty accurate to me . ah I see , my Asian eyes fool me Working with a cute face , that's for sure . Except for the duck face . That taric picture ... Anyone tried it as a cream eyeshadow ? Taupe looks like a good crease color . Haha , I'm just going to have to leave that one unclicked . ( Apple's FaceTime ringtone . Girls girls girls . Its ok I'm here : My narcissistic sister . Comic Sans The fuck man , it's still a minor . Did you read the title ? Fuck you . I had band practice Essential to the story . Username ist Xross I get it , but it's not funny to me because I hate the fucking shit out of it . So intrusive OVER THE TOP ! My co-worker said " mute " as in " Well that right there is a MUTE point " . ( " A non partisan and non religius platform " Yes it's fucking annoying when you know someone is about to peak and you're ready to light their ass up then the game freezes for a second , and next thing you know you're dead This is hard enough IRL Another taco ... I'm just a lurker absentmindedly browsing instead of doing work , but I'm ( probably ) down for this . Or maybe Ill just go to st-sulpice and sit in a corner watching you guys from afar anime ? H-heal-thy ? What's that I wont be clicking any links now . with all the poop posts over here I read that poop-tart . Delicious frosting And what do you do with these holes ? He's got more eyebrow in the glabella than he has in the eyebrows . With a NJWS flair Drinking and driving ... GREAT life hack ! Me : Also , it says on the bottle , that it's recommended to pour 2 parts water and 1 part Blair Athol 27 . It's a joke m8 ( Where's May ? I would help but I feel like this is just a scheme to get people to download your game . I'm onto you . Slvl Max Sandalphon Don't forget the seatbelt cutter ! ! ! OMFG imagine all the seatbelts I can cut . With my seatbelt cutter . Mounted on SCISSORS . your name . There was a video of that a few days ago ... Was that you ? Wow , soo informative What if you trip ? > And I am judging them . So much fatlogic in these comments . Google has my back ? This is unreadable on mobile device ... Yep . That says it all . Really ? That's kind of skeevy ... " Oh , you're from New York ? Where in the city ? " I see what you did there Polandball porn ? Imagine battleblock theater . " more great " the combo sounds I would tell your mom that you were on some casual website like for video games or sports message board and that it linked you to some porn page and that the page started spiraling out of control and linking you to more and more porn . Then she can let her job know . That's your best shot ... hope she buys your story . In all honesty though , I doubt she'd get in that much trouble for visiting a few adult websites on her work iPad--unless you were looking at some pretty disturbing stuff Yeah single 780ti = trash you might want another one GOOD FUCKING THING I didn't have to post this myself . I recently saw a girl on Facebook talking about how it was her puppy's first birthday so she gave him ... A FUCKING CHOCOLATE SUNDAE ! When I said something to her she said " I only give him a little at a time so it won't hurt him " and all her friends were saying how cute it was and how only regular chocolate is bad for dogs ... An allowance is considered abuse by SJWs ( and the mainstream media ) . I'm not even joking , telling a woman she can only spend the money YOU earned if she has your permission is * abuse * ! This world is so fucked up what if it is desired ? I just wish their tech monkeys didn't remove the upvote and downvote counts like idiots If it was a note * left * on your car , then how did you know she was cute ? Haha , good luck with that ! It's a shame , they're more likely to play in the box it came in Turbans are a Sikh thing . this sounds like a Jeremy Kyle story but so heart wrenching to even think about it being done Boat for scale , The amount of " period " comments in this thread ... Everyone keeps saying that , but that's how I scratch my labia And like you said , everything is assumptions , just like everyone is assuming a silly post on the internet is truth .... I wasn't allowed to go sledding when i was 15 . Jesus fucking Christ it's even worse than I thought Nice false dichotomy . It makes me sad you had to explain that to a human capable of typing a grammatically correct sentence . ( HEY , panda bear ! We don't take kindly to your types in here ! I'll show you my oval office So she began touching herself , then ? Not this again . Oh heeeeyyyy Don't worry about it . I'm pregnant with # 2 , and it's been HARD ! ! ! I keep telling my husband that if this pregnancy doesn't turn out , I'm not doing it again ! I feel like shit ALL DAY , have zero patience for my toddler , and hate food :/ I'm only 10 weeks Good . And then you go and call more the majority of creed professing Christians false believers I have anxiety when it comes to those friggin ' timed light sensors They are * trying * to conserve energy by using them , but if I need to use the shitter for more than 10 minutes , I avoid any and all bathrooms with a sensor . It's pathetic but fuck them ! ! If it's bad enough , I keep my phone on me with the flashlight on . Helps a bit with the anxiety but then I find I can't do my business without rushing Haha , same happened to me when I was a youngster . So I feels . Girlfriend at the time , post wisdom removal car ride , starts talking to her mom about all the sex we have . Then turns to my little sister " I give him so many blowjobs , I take ibuprofen sometimes . " Then passes out . That sounds reasonable . But i feel like my mailbox will hate me after this I read the title and wondered how MH370 could have possibly ended in Ukraine ... the possibility of another crash so soon after the other didn't even cross my mind . Well beef and shellfish :( Stupid stomach is upset just thinking about it During seventh grade , we were reading The House On Mango Street . Someone asked what saddle oxfords were . I said that they are the shoes we wear with our uniform . My teacher replied , " No , they're those shoes that Mexicans wear . " You are cheating , this isn't your top comment , this isnt even in your top 50 . WTF man . i'm chewing taffy right now and you just ruined it . thanks . What are you trying to accomplish OP . I suggested it well .. not if the club is for high anacondas Your fucking username . I can just imagine reassuring my apprehensive self that " lightening doesn't strike twice " while settling into my seat on MH17 ... * Mother of God * That assist . I wish I could find a word on the page with my phone . Browsing a fucking hashtag ? I was reading a thread about bushmaster using a shorter sight post because their removable carry handles a milled lower . However they use that sight post on all their guns which makes the ones with non-carry handle sights shoot ridiculously high But I want Chipotle I dont want my permit First I was like No it's your uncle Then why say he should delete it ... Uh , no . You tease Also ITT : Is this a confession to murder ? oh for fuck sake Reading gay porn and feeling worse than Ceresi and Jaime Lanister . This just makes me cum faster Me three & lt ; - - - - I don't have a car / r / SexWithDogs THAT IS NO CRAB ! * Shudder * You all look the same to me .. Where ? ? I cant find the slot ? C \ # is awesome Heck , even I do this ... to my own family look for a store called aldi ; their produce prices are unsettlingly low yet driving in massive heels / wedges is perfectly legal That third gfy . ‎ Never visit reddit Yes , OP literally has every single Pokemon game in existence to himself . They can smell you pre-babies That's Alexis Silver ; not yurizan . Anything by London Grammar . My metal-loving friends will disown me Ugh no man .... don't want to watch it again .... Kill it now It's gr8 m8 , but I got a little scared with noisy headphones and clicking mouse button Fabric is cool , using it on seat cushions ... " There are * too * options " I remember that phase . Ouchy , my poor nipple ! Was glad when breastfeeding was done for good Kurai smiles and sips some more bubbly . He doesnt make any more references to his cigarette , which is the only thing that could've earned this normal ass thread a " NSFW " tag , despite all the other shit that happens in the other threads [ I cant believe the hypocrisy These are terrible ! If you want a wrap / tortilla type of thing try pure wraps , much better than these . you are pure evil , A little kid ... ? you have a space in between the eyes and the mouth ! :/ click :D D: dale jr . I'm saying they're too far apart The album text Are you ? ! I for one , am ignoring Ben . His proposal is preposterous . Bitcoin does not need to be , and will not be this way . are you implying something ? I dunno man , the instructions says it uses tiny little electron waves ( or something ) to measure your body / bone / water mass because the electrons ( or something ) travel through your body compositions at different rates ( x rate for fat , y rate for water , z rate for bone ) . It doesn't even add up to 100 % though That uni doesn't look edited Do you mean video ? Is it weird that I remember what thread this was NASA or NSA ? " spank a pickle call it a dill pickle " What gave you the idea to make such a ~ ~ horrible The government knows what my Wang doodle looks like You spelt dogecoin wrong The first time I ever tried " gargle with salt water " as a remedy , for some reason , I thought the salt to water ratio was supposed to be 50/50 . It touched the tip of my tongue and I promptly vomited into the kitchen sink all over the dirty dishes . We want you to think that we are victims Pooping a zit ? Better than red bull & tampons like I got .. This is so fucked . I really hope it's not the beginning of the end I'm on my mobile so the only face I can use to reply is This post is absolutely pointless , you can just as easily comment on any thread about this unnecessary bit of information without making a whole new post which yields no meaningful discussion . Oh no . You know this subreddit is getting big when people are using " 6000 boys & girls with him and started an empire ? I guess that explains why Japan has this fetish with Lolis You aren't going to crash the server are you ? Didn't know you were into cp Be careful I just spent ten minutes getting lost The show before LoK kept me in a perpetual Satchel of useless enchanting material Didn't they already do that thread ? Everything was deleted and it's probably never going to be allowed to happen again . I see 16.5 there You take that bake right now Just my luck that I finally discover this sub and my bike gets stolen a day prior ... The first picture I see when I go into that page is of two guys kissing ... I noticed that you take less damage from enemy pipes than you do from reflected ones His dick is hard like Japanese steel ... Yea , nothing like sloppy seconds Never stopped my dad from fiddling with his phone while shifting in stop and go traffic . Dude , it's pretty excellent except for that one aspect that - if I'm reading the synopsis right - is the core conceit of this show . I'm sorry for your disapproval , I already corrected the lapse of grammar in the part that you've quoted . ( shapeshifter to shapeshiftING ) Did I mess up anything else ? I'm not a native speaker of english , so i was wondering if i could write " lying under " or if it would be better to use " underlying " . The latter is better , huh ? Anyways , I'd be glad if you could explain what exactly made you " That was like * HALF * the reason I wanted to go ... * * NSFW * * Tag that shit ! How do you * not * read * Learn to shoot at something ( 350hours played already LOTS OF THINGS ! ! RemindMe ! tag OP as fucking tractor Yeah no thanks ... I share my account with my entire family . Not taking the risk ! Yeah , I mean really why should prisons , schools , or preservation research companies be run by the government ? I don't follow You read the warning and decided to click it , it's on you buddy No , its fine , I never wanted to hear the post fight interview , its fine , I'll just listen to the enigmatic commentators instead .... Right bumper is auto aim I seem to have a strange urge to eat celery ... Lots of celery . In many different ways . With peanut butter . All over me . Nice , starting the relationship with lies ! Raised baskets eh ? Come to Charlotte , NC . I hear they love them around there . At first I thought aww how cute his head is bobbing , then I noticed both his heads were bobbing . I don't get those people . They're working against their own best interests . If you want D I G T A L S P O R T S to become popular , don't judge others for enjoying it . Would you disapprove of someone for taking their mom to the superbowl ? No .. so how the fuck is that different from TI4 Just like your mum . ‎ Classy as fuck What ? I don't know what $ 250AUD translates to USD , or real dollars . I rarely ever have to wait anyway You reported my question My drive crashed ( get it ? ) when I got very ill in 2006 . My illness remained unknown until late 2011 . Sex was rare and I kept telling my ( now husband ) how much better he could do with someone else . Fast forward to fixing said illness , and suddenly , BAM ! ! ! Pregnant in 2012 ... oh and there goes my drive again . Fast forward to kiddo sleeping through the night ( early this year ) and no hormonal BC , hello sex drive every time I ovulate Can't say I blames ya Was he wearing two hats ? I read the title . I clicked the link . I have no idea what the fuck I expected . Arjona y creo que mi favorita era Buenas noches don David You saw nothing ! You know nothing ! I should say I'm severely allergic to remicade and the injections of humeria hurt so bad I had to stop using it . ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR BORTLES ノ ( Makes you sick in a good way ? ( She sexually said she loves rugrats .... Why was I included in 3 out of 4 of these ? > oppose #28 with 1 > oppose #31 with 1 Why do all people have a slightly retarded headnodding ? practicing for tonight ? The worst part is that whenever I warn anyone , it works perfectly and makes me look paranoid , but if I don't ... it disconnects and makes me look like a scammer Gingers have no souls Well that got dark ( Aaannnd then died from syphilus Lies . It has everything to do with Celery It was just placed there in the attic , my family didn't place it there to scare me For observation purposes ( Don't stop me now - Queen . I would hace this face the whole time Both of you should say " da . " ( This guy gets it . ( I'll bet OP is husky . > Aaannnd then died from syphilus Yay ! Can't wait for the third novel of the Kingkiller chronicles to come out . Rothfuss is really taking his own sweet time with it huh Ya there was no excuse for it at eff , plenty of trash cans around everywhere , even prizes for recycling ! It was super lame seeing people just drop things literally within 20 ft of a garbage can with room to spare Yeah , it's like , " Oops ! She fell on my penis ! Not my fault ! Not sex unless I'm banging her doggy style ! " I know I like it Came ... I'll save this and repost in a month .... Den gode gamle " ingen kan lide børneporno " - slippery slope . Du har vel heller ikke noget imod , at vi holder øje med , hvad du laver , for du gør vel ikke noget ulovligt . Vel ? Det er for vores allesammens bedste , egentlig . Hvis vi bare kunne gå med Google Glass alle sammen hele tiden , så ville det være meget lettere at beskytte borgerne . I know Ey gurl .... yu cute Has anyone had cymsia ? ( Spelling I know ... Yeah that'll convince those on the fence about getting a prostate exam for sure . ohh this is just wrong Doing both at the same time is the optimal choice That's a tiny bra Holy fuck Funny that the mods haven't removed this post . Of course , the mods do apply their rules arbitrarily . I swear to god I've seen this exact comment and the following top comment before ... Déjà Vu isn't supposed to happen on the internet Obviously you did it wrong , given that satan got his atheist mitts into you anyway The Miz So you're saying if OP's girl is younger than nine , you approve ? IS THAT A THREAT ? ☜ ( Yes everything is added to your non season portion on seasons end . Stay in Utah / u / mygingersoul I took my kids to a carousel and a few women were talking about me not riding on the horses because I must be pregnant ಠ_ಠ I was holding my young daughter like a responsible parent and I also have vertigo and almost took a header the last time I rode on one of the horses . I mean , I have a very small gut that makes me look slightly pregnant , but come on Honestly , Who gives a fuck ? definition 6 ... Oh my ..... You can't be sarcastic and literal in the same sentence . Yeah or that one . No I didn't ( Almost as bad as the woman / women thing . If you say so i could ask you the same question A racist comic about racism . I was forced to watch it as well then as it turns out I like it . For me its still hard to believe there is an LCS team called Supa Hot Crew I know .... poor attempt at sarcastic humor .... > But seriously , if Chorus Trio gets in an Geno does not That TL ;D R , Ya , Samsies ! I definitely don't have everything in my house remote controlled with my phone on a MicasaVerde and AutHomation app . Definitely don't have all that stuff running currently in my house , so , no need to rob me blind .... No doubt . You could probably fit a change of clothes , a tent , groceries for two or three days , a couple of pots and pans and some beer and firewood in that thing . TL :D R I agree with all of your points . We definitely need some easy way to communicate . Also I hope that some encounters will be more difficult than Sepiks Prime and for encounters like that voice chat I essential . Also pvp y u no cartel drip tip ? ( Disasters resulting In mass deaths ? Better get some barbecue or go to a fund raiser . Lgbtq bill ? I'll get right on it . I like Lin . He's just needs the ball in his hands to create . In Houston jJH dominates the ball and takes away from Lins game . And yet they get you from point A to point B unlike some other airlines of which I shall not mention ...... Dat menu button and icons on streaming page ... What is this draft Vici . Star Lord is mine . Don't make me hurt you . You don't ? Zodiac brother Hilarious ! Rules is rules This thread is useless without pics ... I demand pics , or it didn't happen . A month ago I would have thought this to be ridiculous . Not any more . wtf is a jaguar ? > Please stay out of r / SuicideWatch . Well , can't help you there then . Personally , I think you're WAY out in the weeds . Like blasting someone at opening day because you think the song sucks Wait .... Close to 0 % ? ✪ Best I can do ... The ADD is a stuggle Smoke mine ! You're referring to developmental disorders in pejorative terms . Something tells me you're not handling real life like an adult either . I know Antony's speech after Caesar's death That's actually awesome . I'd congratulate them , then tell them they almost made it out alive , and reboil . It's called a joke you high strung neckbeard . Don't know what it stands for so I'll just put 2 and 2 together and assume it's period porn . Also why do you know about that sub ? Well I guess there really is a subreddit for everything It's my second marriage and she is 10 years younger than me . That cringeworthy moment that you realize this and flip through the rolodex in your mind about all the stupid shit you've done and said . * sigh * I can't read the signs . Is this Florida , again ? So you want to fuck him because you are Lebanese ? I wonder how long it'll take people to realize that nobody speaks Arabic in Iran . No you don't I see what you did there . ( OMG , rekt is like , like , soooo last week . Srsly please dont say it near me okay Whether this is real or not I like the fact that the 8 year old managed to convey her message correctly . The editor however .... QANTAS not QUANTAS Oh thanks man i was really wracking my brain wondering how the enormous ' outlast ' logo got there . The reason the dude couldn't cum was because of how fucking ugly this dumb bitch is . Fucking hell Me and my best friends scrambling to get into the safe house in Left 4 Dead . I'm the last one standing vs a horde of zombies tearing away at me as I'm elbowing through mid air in real life standing up off the couch . I made it by the way . Thank you ! I'll be waiting for you where does is heavy's left hand in the first picture ( No NSFW ; Bad ! No NSFW ; Bad ! Yes NSFW ; Good ! Ryuuko looks like my father No NSFW ; Bad ! what would i get wet my single flashlight ? Now my turn : That's even worse ! ლ ( No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! Is that a price tag between his legs ? DLC graphics ? When I cancelled yesterday , I went in an changed my CC info so they couldn't charge me . Apparently , my registered CC expired in February , and they just kept charging it . 7 inch " regular " size No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! * extracellular matrix * , not the whole pigs bladder , just a paper thin layer of it No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! u wot ☜ ( No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! That we know of There was no last air bender movie If only he had not made that incredible pass at the death No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! Anderzel plays Scrabble . No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! Where is the iPad update OP ノ ( Urine fetish breeding skitty with waillord remind me to never come over to your house for thanksgiving . You must be fun at party ´ s ... I can vibrate my body . It ranges from my whole body at once to selective areas such as Arms , Legs , Fingers , and ... well yeah , I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this . From middle to highschool I had the nickname " The Human Vibrator " . I was not a fan of said nickname . Ahh the old " skewed-logic-to-argue-a-statement " trick . That was popular a few decades ago , now its all facts and truths . Shame really ... You and me , both . Good one ... How do driverless cars account for motorcyclists ? If driverless cars put an end to motorcycles I'm probably not the only one who will be upset > No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! High speed internet . Wish I'd experience that . Are they still dating Can't tell if its all scrot , or if its missing I know black chick - " Babies breath after nursing ? " Age restricted Fuck you too What ? Can you get that for a hundred bucks ? I need an explanation for that Is it cold in there ? Dem erect nips tho " Mushrooms " Well . So much for trying to play that ongoing joke that / r / nfl never gives the Titans any recognition oh ... > Well . So much for trying to play that ongoing Tired lame ass joke that / r / nfl never gives the Titans any recognition is it really showing off to proclaim I am not offended by airports , police , or comcast ? wow . just wow . i didnt even fucking know I was bragging Im on alien blue , theres a button for me :) . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Damn round eyed burger munchers eating all my food . Not ಠ_ಠ sure ಠ_ಠ . I'll ಠ_ಠ see ಠ_ಠ how ಠ_ಠ they ಠ_ಠ do ಠ_ಠ it 200 dollars Every time time i read this by the 4th line I look like Dave Matthews is African-American , technically But he adopted one of them and raised him as a civilized person ! So he's complicated and can't be all bad . I usually hate white cars but it looks so good on the new model . Kinda jealous I got black you have a crippled sense of humour but you don't Omg that instagram part . I have a friend who posts photos of her pedicures all the time , and the big toe on one of her feet overlaps her second toe . It's also worth noting that at many stations , the bike lockers serve double duty as urinals for hobos and drunks . 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Boredom on midnights equals ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Genuinely more disappointed that you're looking for combos with handstands in them We dont say cobba ..... we say mate , alright MATE Sure ... Roommate ... I thought it was a dream and I was waiting for Frank to wake wake up or something ... but no that one wet blood stain that won't let the pad stick though According to Google it's 20 ° C ( 68F ) in Midlothian It upset me So under the " completely meaningless statistic " category , it's only taken me five months to surpass the karma total I had with my old account ( little less than 16,000 ) . It took me a year and a half to hit that on the old account . I spend wayyy too much time on Reddit ... I just fucking lost it . I'm picturing the teacher yelling " Give me that ! " Then grabbing a handful of boner and his face morphing into Maybe they are punishing you for spanking so many fat people . ( Dat poster HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY Not " supposed " to be . Yes , because adb on Android totally doesn't exist and this one thing is representative of the entirety of the Apple ecosystem . NEVER kill friendly heavies " Entry Level ..... requiring 2-4 years experience " The worst is rubbing two pieces of Styrofoam together I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not ... I refunded that skin In Alien Blue , the reddit app for iOS it's just a default that you can put in . See : That sounds just like a montage parody No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! Not really anymore . We usually use a soffreh for little kids when we have people over . A relative tried to dump me on the little kid soffreh a few months ago , I'm 27 . Boner Spies . This was cool . it was weird singing it out loud though I just could not stop laughing A turd , it was on the mop handle . This is only $ 1.74 when you convert to USD . Why the hell do I sound like I'm trying to sell this ? Wait .... You ... Fisted ..... When can I expect the next great depression ? I have always wanted to lose weight and I am looking forward to starvation Oh you sick fuck Also , how has no one mentioned the stripes ? Great ! another amazing game that will make it from kickstarter to 3DS but not in my region . I'm looking at you ShovelKnight Decades ? SF Giants Rookies ... Ooh , goody . Taking another crack at content strangulation , eh ? I predicted it in the last thread , and here we are . Excellent . I like how every cat has an element of I haven't seen " zombie " as a choice ! either . And double  I'm the quickest hedgehog around The fuck was that shit Adrianza Dang Norman , what's with the hover hand ? ? Parents in aformentioned car , / r / evenwithcontext Elaborate . Now . My reaction after reading the entire thread : There is . You just need to go deeper . Why is that funny ? I bet you didn't even laugh All we know is it's called the That's what Hitler thought too ! Actually if you read the FAA statement it's already banned , Its a Doctor Who reference Too many Shqip you meant to say Sorry . He described the creeps as child soldiers , fighting alone on a battlefield for a cause they don't believe in ( Every single comment you have made in this thread is " ಠ_ಠ . " That is not promoting discussion the 15 time you post the same face . Do you know what that means ? You get the Just a tiny bit , I'm just saying I could get terraria and dream quest for that price combined That's nothing to brag about considering how weak of percentage an american beer is . Don't tell me what to do ! t ( How have you gone through so many fantasia already ? På vegne af alle .... Et les gens qui coupent les spaghettis ... Say " MeisterRasse " in germany , you wont make many friends for sure How is OP the only person in here who knows how to use fucking paragraphs ? You guys are all criticizing Kishimotos writing , yet cannot form a proper paragraph . Really lends credibility to your claims ... You haven't lived until you've had whiskey spaghetti Christmas in July ? WTF ? ! I've always wanted a I read that in Peter and Chris Griffin's voices ... It drove his wife a bit * batty . * pretty accurate Yeah I was like woooo someone finally admitting socialism isn't inherently bad .... Did he just say feudalism ? ? ? Don't screw with me . I want that sweater . Yeah I really wish they had held a beta . * " Invest " ? " Money " ? * What do you think Spielberg would think of you making out in the middle of schindlers list ? I can't believe that people think that raw meat should be even considered sterile . No kind of raw meat can EVER be sterile , including beef and fish . please no Ok , but we're watching you Fuck no he probably does all the drugs and shit and kills people . If there homeless its there fault <---- mfw I have a garden cat . She chases squirrels but also uses the garden as a toilet . And last month she had babies under my house . They're a visual distraction and they cause car accidents Well , especially when CNN is getting a large majority of their stories from Reddit ... the most reliable news source of all . I'd feel awkward walking into any major place . Mostly because I'm that guys that goes " better get the bomb guy here " whenever I see one You can read a dictionary but not about how their conscription doesn't require anyone to soldier at all ? Asshole head ? are you sure Heh , " fecal matter hits the rotary air impeller " Next they will rise and overthrow the major civs . They're not even consistent within the same brand . I can't think of anything to say other than " oh - that's ok then . yea , this sure is funny . One of my best friends . Those guys ... Shit it's not even available on On Demand ! I know , I CHECKED THERE FIRST ! I had no choice but to move online . I also found out about it from a friend ... GgGgg , ' g ' ok ... Those Tracks .... ( ಠ_ಠ Twitch touches pokemon So you could touch pokemon ? ( ಠ_ಠ ) – Ψ START JORDAN LYNCH ( How young ? Wat een ramp zeg ! A little , but significant part of me just died It was so frustrating to watch ! " I literally have * no idea * what these things are " ... I think that's because they know they'll rekt you in the ink .... ¯ \ _ ( As if VR as a hobby isn't expensive enough .. I wouldn't want to hear that voice My dad always used to tell me that when I found porn in his recent history I got told I had nice crayons . I didn't have any crayons with me That was the joke Not sure what Amazon has to do with this in any capacity . Some idiot sucks at flying a drone in his spare time I feel like this must have something to do with pack mentality . Humans evolved as pack hunters , and dogs / wolves ( also pack hunters ) evolved alongside us for the past 30,000 or so years . Men who are cat lovers are weird to me ... Great , now were one step closer to the robot uprising . I read that as " Artificial Insemination " ... The egg carton . From INSIDE the fridge . So slicky means fish , and dooker means ... uh ... I'm so sad I'm going to miss this , work blocks my imgur * * Well if it's - - Your shower goes up to 300 degrees ? Stop being so self righteous , it's obviously getting looked into Cool movie scene = Holocaust ? dont start off with the dick pick In prison ... Where is the beard ? ! Shooting guns , scissors , eating dinner next to right handed people , and sitting in every college lecture in a right handed desk . ( I'm that friend . It doesn't look like a fish at all ! WOAH .. so - supposedly - in 2016 we are going to see movie adaptations of Uncharted , Metal Gear Solid and TLOU .. If other drugs have not worked this would be the next logical step . It's been tested and approved so yeah it's not aspirin , but it's not like buying drugs from the shady guy in the back room either . Damn … we be pumping out politically retarded people We aren't all yuppy douchebags > ... it gets dirty in his room ... > Some of the comments on that article ... wat . I'm quakin ' in my boots . I have no idea what to think of this rule .. I'm a teenager . I want to stare at shoes alone in the middle of the night . But I also don't want to stare at shoes alone in the middle of the night . I also want those freaking addictive pretzels . Sekou , I'm not sure any of us want to see you in a bikini ( I did well over a thousand HITs before my first rejection and I know it seems like a big deal ... but it really isn't . I've had requesters say they'd reverse them and not follow through ... it's not critical as long as you keep up your HITs . Like the old saying , everything matters but nothing matters very much . " Believe Me ft . Lil Wayne " I had this English teacher who failed me TWICE because I answered every question without any grammar / spelling errors . Her excuse ? " Your English is really good , but your answers were in a higher level than what we have in the book / expect from our students . " Your nickname is " a bit " homophobic Barrister ? What . How do you even do a ASCII pedo bear I once read a tifu where this guy was asked by a fat chick to do something similar and he ended up pulling out her asshole ( I said it too . " works every time " . Oh , so she is an expert on these situations I see . Moms aren't allowed to do that Every hole ... This hits hard after just watching Snowpiercer the other day At first I thought you were mentioning how hot she was at that age You have a penis . Well first things first , I'm going to pretend you didn't use the term " friend zone " unironically I'm laying on a hotel bed while reading this . Maybe his caretaker has a wristwatch . Then the answer to your question is TB . But ... but ... ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Fuck dude Full Havels Armor ... So not gonna spoiler tag that ? Weird rules . OMG look , something awful for me has my name on the label , I better buy it and drink it . Yeah ! No fucking way I went to med school to help people ! Have fun looking at the big screens Dammit all to hell , Ron . Read you review , swallowed my mouthful of saliva , and then hit up Google . I can't buy this yet . I think it's because they know what would happen to a room without a roof on a plane ( I stayed with a fam with a polydactyl kitty when I was a kid . Cat name : Boliver Shagnasty : ) > Bonus if they have a snotty assistant , he likes to stick it to them by buying like 4 pairs at a time to show them who's boss Wow that decent ? Gotta see this ! They even cut the three man team doing my project projected in years for us to just me , the assistant . Those bears love cocaine . Why were you drinking her shit ? I can feel the sarcasm intensifying wait , wait . I got a face for it here somewhere ..... ah here we go : It's a good thing all my assets are in guns and ammo . He didn't make one video in a single day for eight days ... One of the questions asked how long it took for Sakura to unlock her Byakugan As some upset about that figure being Ren of all people ( ? ) , * holy damn * . That looks amazing Not sure actually . I know " Cheese nips Update before the gym . Holy hell . I sweat when I eat , I sweat when stand in front of the ac . I sweat walking up stairs . I get winded easy as hell . Leg day tonight with some arm work as they refuse to grow . awww ... how cute What school ? terat and teratt were already taken . I'm lookin at you , / u / terat and / u / teratt . Wat . Im glad I havent seen any stories here about me . I think I would certainly goto prison for that . Also Where did you get that not equal syntax The way he pronounces famas Punchline in the title ... I see you like to live dangerously Thats gotta be the most unique method of feeding Now he's " squirrel-fucker " is it healthy for a Seal to live and give birth in THAT FUCKING DIRTY ASS WATER ? ? I hear ya . There was this one question which asked what team number and who is the leader of Shikamaru's , Ino's and Choji's squad and it's supposed to be Team 10 : Asuma . I got it right the first time but every time I got that question again it keeps saying I'm incorrect and the right answer is Team 8: Kurenai Well then you just accidentally created one of my new favorite emotes then . Along with this one . That picture really compliments bales package Fighter within and lococycle . Hopefully . Yeah that one is a classic . The restaurant closes at 9:30 and people walk up at 9:25 and say " whew , made it just in time ! " Bunny . Wow , that's a name I haven't heard for a while My englisch Bad i know Yea the old lady handed her one from under the stall Is it dead ? ? Wouldn't you end up having your own head in your vagina ? This is a bit creepy since you're " closely related " Yes . You're right . Their decision to celebrate their life and love in a way that brings them joy is so much worse than your judgemental prickish attitude . Yeah I was just making a joke , the fact that you " smelled " your relative just sounds kind of creepy , thus Let me guess ... You would've been happy to accommodate his whiny ass , but all your spare halibut plates went to the two dozen shitbirds who didn't RSVP . Hey look , we're fourth . I see what you did there ... I read this as " slutty * minor * selfies " , and I was like Still , already happens . Not very common , but I clearly remember that happening to me twice . I even complained about it to my squad mates and they were like A lot of slaves stayed to work for their former masters because they had no money and no other options I see all ingredients except for the most important . Love . The car melted ? Haha must be a shitty car ! * opens link only to realize it the same car I drive ... That's the joke Says " IndustrialSabotage " ... ( o ) ( o ) ノ ( I was being sarcastic ... I guess other's were actually disagreeing with you I have a blog ( that is resting now ... ) I can't write the juicy stuff though as my sons are on Reddit . " Someone eats a bite of your meal so you throw it all in the trash ? " Acts specifically removed the prohibition for eating shellfish . deathwave 88 was my dub swag buddy " Hey , ebola is in africa . K . An American has ebola . What , it's in the US ? That is newsworthy . He's in africa . Dandy is the transfer student Space Dandy in highschool ? Double Link , pls I copy and pasted them from elsewhere and set them as keyboard shortcut . Qqq makes That's strange ... I wonder how they all died then ... You should've seen the ones at my fair I'm no help , but I felt compelled to say this once I noticed : November / December * * 2014 * * You better not disappoint or PorkedPork will be treating you with lots of rectal prolapse . ^ ^ ^ ^ imwatchingyou Watchu mean food fight Vdara ... which isn't even a real word " Adult video game arcade " ... your source for that statement is a reddit comment which mentions an inability to find sources . I haven't played in a while after I constantly had my ship blow up in space ... It would survive the gravity of kerbin and the insane pressures , but in space I would separate and boom . Of course I'm doing space wrong but it's so frustrating when you spend hours building only for it to die in actual space . I can get my ships into space , but god forbid I want to go to other celestial bodies ... Not enough fuel or my ship rips itself apart while in orbit . Had a guy do a fairly similar thing to me . Was getting busy when he " accidentally " slipped inside the backdoor without warning or proper lubrication . I'd never done that before , and would have preferred to keep it that way . Never yelled at somebody to get away from me so fast in my life If the driver and kids in the car were deaf , how did they hear ANYTHING the crowd was saying ? It's going to be funny when he gets another knee injury with NO CONTACT ... Too bad d rose isn't smart enough to be a good player without athleticism .... Can't even get a minimum score on the sat ... Yup , that's what I ended up getting . Turned out somebody transfered my tauren to a new server , changed her into a troll and renamed her " Twoboobs " Why did you rename you community sparkle vintage lugermorph to a community sparkle vintage lugermorph ? How do they look like they are made for kids ? If only it wasn't a repost from 2 days ago I feel your pain , in my last condo the old owners wall papered everything .... And I mean the walls AND the CEILINGS even in the CLOSETS ... That was fun . i read it in a poll before i actually ever felt it . Ex Boss Juan Glide Don't buy it then . I'm pretty sure you were / are one of my coworkers " I have a VERY small sample size so far ... " My Birthday Those gamecubes were tough as hell ! One time my dad hid mine from me , on top of his truck , Thank you sir Ahh yes how easily I forget that common sense is what drives the internet . I don't know if he intended it or not , but I wince everytime I see it . It's a * terrible * name . The last doujin track I saw with as terrible a name was named " Eleven Little Niggers " ... but dem floppies .. Great ! Now I have the Bubble Bobble tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day Not with that attitude ya can't Life hack .. Dunno why Gifts to 1 % - ers . Color me shocked I'm using a Verizon 4G LTE MiFi hotspot for my primary internet source and it is the worst internet service I've ever experienced . They don't even offer bigger data plans than 10GB / month . So overages can be commonplace . And the 4G can be compared to 3G speeds at times . Yeah , great way to take care of your customers You never stop Why do you get down voted ? Yes , let's fuck over Bill Finger even more . Beautiful collection ... however I feel a a tiny little bit offended that you created 2 Nazi Germany flags , but no " democratic " german flag . Ind ígena ? Wat ? I wore my burgundy hoodie yesterday ! no homo . First World War centenary stole my thunder ' You shot me because i was darker ' ... The TR lately has made me hate the game " " since of security " " the hell is that ? Looks like a woman , no ? I'm pretty sure I'm seeing a head , boobs , and a butt . Why would someone make this in a public place But they have to pay to buy the Coke in the first place ლ ( Yea ' cos Crackle and Pop are totally from a different brand than Kellogg Rice Krispies . Hmm ... I wonder why the percentages are all the same for the fucktards to normal people ... oh wait ... Yes . That's the reason that her skeleton won't fight sick ass daemons in the afterlife Exactly , I have owned many $ 30 bags because they just don't hold up . I bit the bullet and bought a classic Coach tote ( sans logos , it's a very timeless bag for sure and is just gorgeous ) at an outlet for about $ 120 , it was originally $ 430 . It has held up SO well and is entirely worth the money . I'm just upset that she had the money to get a Michael Kors bag and got one with the logo plastered all over it damn . do you treat all strangers with cuddling ? that seems like some dope way to get out of every situation possible , well ... except if you're dealing with a crying man talking to his penis whilst also slapping it iPhone 5C , by my parents ' choice . Oh my god I didn't even realize That's new It must be weird being the sky diving trainer knowing your old ass student could have a heart attack and be dead before you hit the ground . " my parents are going to screw me " I know What , do you think my questions are not thought-provoking like Unidan's ? Good lord ( Super creepy ! ! ! I agree . Stay in the light and maybe contact a local priest . Cant hurt ! ! ! relevant username Haha indeed he is an idiot . Can't read and blames you . We're a Twizzlers family Shopping for a house . I'm worried that realtors have banged in any house I look at Can't get crowds because of rubbish game times with no visibility ; can't get better game times with good visibility because of small crowds . And the page is in French ... you can see the separation of titty meat and implant ... cute Seemed legit until the part about the " men in black " . Lower your Jihadist donger ノ ( Have you had any recent injury incapacitating both your arms ? How do you get the crafting table in the first place without opening your inventory ? Been there before - used to wake up on park benches too .. Another , smaller bed Please , I need the story behind this But almonds don't have nipples Someone is . Be honest , you would download a car if possible Putin is making missile silos . You spooky son of a bitch . You stole my comment . I'm watching you Character theif .. I see you That's the jo ... oh . There used to be this crazy guy in my hometown who used to walk around and ask random people " Can I ask you something ? " or " Have I asked you already ? " . He never actually asked anything other than that question . Wtf did I just read ? ( ᓄಠ_ಠ ) ᓄ y'all dongers need jesus ( ᓄ NO LICKING IT ! Yeah , I always find Pok émon more adorable after you beat them up . What if you want to ask them legit questions Jeg håber du troller > Provides multiple sources proving that Rogue = = Thief . Gets called an idiot by a guy who provides no sources to back his argument what-so-ever . Lol are you feeling euphoric right now ? Novelty in the sense that he usually leaves SFW porn gifs as replies . Kind of like there are accounts that only leave I loaded up Hearthstone , saw no indication of why I can't play Plague Quarter and came here . Mfw I read 11:59 Yep the high performance ones are 2 piece configurations . I can't remember , I was like 7 years old Welcome to reddit , where 2-3 morons are immediately representing how a whole group feels . And you wonder why none are good Hi future ! ! ! ! Pro tip don't pluck out both left and right sides at once . I didn't know better and couldn't really eat at all What are you measuring it with ? That's a union decision . All those in favour say aye . All those against say ... Both sides are getting annoying . You have people upset about changes losing their minds immediately upon implementation , repeatedly spamming the same post - and that inspires the vigilantes to speak up and try to do their part to get everyone to chill out . Everyone thinks they're doing the right thing to move the game in the right direction and no one seems to acknowledge that their point has already made .... Recently ... On an adjacent post . Need to get in 35W south ? Better get in the left lane when I'm leaving St Paul . Sit on this for a bit . These Cleveland announcers Reddit , what are you doing ? I like to make my character stand next to the pole in the flag capture mode and pole dance . Don't make me murder your SO . * * I am a little bit disturbing but that's how I roll . Twist : They don't actually open until 6pm on Wednesdays If you go to her profile she describes how " not clean " they were . That scared me pretty bad ! ! ! ! ! Wtf . I would have flipped shit Saw on Facebook via buzzfeed in gifs I was laughing at hipsters before it was cool . His siblings and him came about by his mom fucking ... his dad .... with a strap on huh ... ? What are you implying ? Mr Fancy Pants . It took you 23hrs to come back with that ... Did you reinstall your OS after switching motherboards ? Your name makes the comment even better . Teach me your ways senpai I'm not losing gold but the transaction also does not go through . So wing still locked , no Plague Quarter for me nipple clamps Yeah , and that can sometimes be a bad thing I like it , i enjoy playing MMOs so this anime is kind of up my alley , but i mentioned to a friend and she absolutely hates it , i just didnt get it ... Are you sure you mean Young ? Because the face that Valencia is pulling looks more like Want to post in / r / gonewild ? With Balotelli in the middle Given your level of condescension so far , this is the pinochle of a lazy response . But you can be damn sure we are watching Is that .... a sword with a pressure gauge ? Those nipples Vaccines cause autism . Wow , I totally feel like playing on a reddit server now . It looks like the train keeps moving at the same speed during the slomo ..... There was some Aggie couple who decided to get married in College Station on the day of the 2013 Bama game . They made the news for it > It looks like the train keeps moving at the same speed during the slomo ..... Apparently I didn't get the memo that Cincinnati has officially annexed the three northernmost counties in Kentucky . Thank you , crack MSNBC graphics team , for this updated map of my erstwhile home state . Join the republican party and become one of them ! Uhhhhh I need an invite My boss shakes left to right That's what is great about it , the developers get a chance to really say what train of thought is behind the changes . That being said the explanation behind the lee sin changes was really strange . Statikk starts off by saying they are changing lee because he's a really strong early game aggressive jungler and then he goes on about that he's a early game champion and therefore they are nerfing his late game . Source ? For science . My butthole just puckered so hard it turned me inside out and back again . First thing I see . " My ass is hungry for some nigga balls " Pee Wee's Big Adventure . " ... black guy . " Seriously ? That's not weed I think I got 4 wins , but I'm scrub . :P You can also quickly show disapproval , observe : I wonder how air marshals feel about this . I'm pretty sure an end user using extremely outdated software doesn't qualify as tech-support gore . I know , but ... I ain't fuckin wit you What happened to my hashtag ? ? ? And just kinda stare her down when she doesn't . Those were the beauties ? What's the one backwards book , seems suspicious Machine gun-Dread ? That turtle made me change my pants , socks , and underwear I would but that's not my problem but yours good sir . Oh we'll if that's the only thing then doesn't that make him subsequently famous on here . U sound like an angry whale " What ? How can bird drawings be NSF ... Nice video but dude ... phrasing Zero . Haven't heard back from TinyCo support in a week . Since this is a " toilet " themed post , best to check out Jenna's public restroom scene in " Skate Trixx " . Added bonus ( not same scene , luckily ) ... a midget ! ! Hello Jeremy ( annnd now we palpate the abdomen , move down to one leg and checking for priapism .... You mean to tell me Katarina isn't a support ? " Haha , look at how much of a douche this guy is ! " Still unsure ... in the whiskey-rasped voice of her chain smoking father To make photos . ... there's a . coffee TLD ? so , your into little boys that have been tied up ? ... They need to announce something soon . It ridiculous how little information that has come to light . Happy abandonment of your mother's womb ! Happy abandonment of your mother's womb ! So how many years has it been ? You poor thing you . It's doesn't have anything to do with starting a war or making strawberry waffles for that matter . What's wrong with being a transvestite ? Carrrrl that kills pe ... Wait the goat's already dead Okay that was more than enough His voice is so strong Today is my first time hearing about it as well ... I meant that he isn't a skateboarding teenager anymore ... He's almost as old as my parents . I will never get reddit gold You enjoy being hit ... in the ... Dude ... It fucking hurts just hearing about it ... ( Chio Chips Bifi And now * we * know What an awesome looking bird . I bet if I summoned / u / Unidan he could share some really cool facts ! Oh wait .... You're right , I didn't enjoy that . It was ... scary . Let's hope not That's easy I could do that on my first try ノ ( So ... waist ( A lot of the things in this subreddit are done on purpose . Upvoted , because YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO OP . 2000 words per minute . Well , Mount Everest can be climbed That's what kills it for me . No pun intended . Yep , totally normal ! With # 1 I was about 16 weeks when you could tell I wasn't just gaining gut-weight . With # 2 , at 7 weeks I needed to already wear different shirts ... who ? Guys ... don't downvote this person for asking for an opinion about the team . ಠ_ಠ to unsure how I feel about this ' Cloud ' Can I still join the uhca group ? ლ ( It is the outfits . But , pizza is Italian ... You could cancel and reorder . If it was a week ago it probably hasn't shipped yet Although I get that it's just a cake and meant to be funny , I'm still sort of sad whenever I see depictions of the guy being dragged into marriage . I want my SO to continue to enjoy his interests and hobbies . I don't want to be seen as a someone who limits fun activities and forces her way . OP's user name is ' Zyzzling ' Take your fucking upvote and go I couldn't swim until I was seven . No one should ever be this jealous of an infant This happens to me quite frequently too . Sucks and it seems random . 10 pages in , get an email . Switch over to read email , come back and it reloads back to the top . Next time , switches back and forth fine . Arrggggg .... but I think it's an Apple thing . Happens in Chrome and other apps too . Just wanna take a quick look at the map again , decides to reload ... Well have you tried Turing it off and on again Ya ... I saw a different post and it appeared they were on a different back end . LOL . There are many variations of Rod and Wippleflot . I see you guys . You serious , bro ? See I actually picked normal names , not unusual ones . Wanted to be less suspicious " You smell good when ... You're shitting " The smell Better than making love * to * a sandwich How old were you That's not the only thing that will be exposed . That was awkward I didn't mean ... I ... thank you . I thought it was an ice cream shop When I wake up it'll be the 2nd of August and my 23rd birthday . Goodnight from Australia * * ONLY * * 4 years ? > Worse tasting xD lololol I like sporks too As the sole IT guy , I got dragged into writing a custom order entry system and I think I can finally get it close to " ready " today . Of course , I have extremely limited coding experience , so it's built on top of WordPress . What could go wrong ? The kidnapping plotline gets a lot more rapey when it's all humans Thanks for the downvote . I'm sure you can spare some energy to punch him in the junk . I hate reading stories like this Yeah I would hate his guts as well . final stage Even I find that odd I don't use toilet paper . Always go before a shower so I jump in right afterwards No , tried that Are you fucking kidding me ? There is no known cure , it's highly contagious , and for the first couple of weeks that you have it , it seems like you have flu while you're contagious . So yeah it's a big deal that they brought the virus across the ocean . I wonder how long it'll take people to understand the fact that people in Iran are the same as other people on what we call it , the Earth . Still waitin on my juice Yeah , I figured ... He ( little kuriboh ) frickin started the abridged movement OP the links you sent have * * both * * games . Still not a country it's a forest ノ ( To convenient ಠ_ಠ very convenient Oh really ? Damn , I never knew it was that fucking simple . ಠ_ಠ damn I agree that wasn't the best of stories \ ( ಠ_ಠ ) / is life on / r / nosleep \ ( Dude , don't make fun of autism But your mom didn't check the pockets ? * Looks at username * Would you mind if I saw your comment needs a disapproving face ---> That sounds like clairvoyant psychic images of death.ad also if you saw a spider then an image of death caused by the spider then why would you not kill if and save a life . If only my girl actually liked anything but heels , flats and sandals Well then . out of your ability to stop that . i plan to go back to the city today , thinking that puncak arus balik mudik will be happened tomorrow on sunday . apparently , seems like everyone i know is going back to the city today What do you mean " you people " ? That's exactly what Hitler said after WWI ended I wonder how many people just cheated with copy and pasted . I wanted to do so myself but I couldn't bring myself to do it . So Joined reddit . It's been almost two years and I can't escape . " Evelynn - farming influence " The last gif isn't even what's quoted . Shima and Lina seem like well adjusted young women Welp , don't think I'm gonna take shit from a 15 year old either . You should get it checked out I have pretty close to a cubic foot of pokemon cards still lot of them are rare but no one to sell to . Simone was also an amazing president . Can't grow crazily while being environmentally cautious The word " bae " As in being inside her while she was pregnant . What kind of fucked up shoujo manga do you read Burn the XP device Yes where do you live I will fly to the ends of the earth to make this happen . Because it's a slow day today ... That's the price of my PC Same thing with me . In my first ranked my whole team told me I should kill myself , I was 1/1 / 6 Renekton top . Got a pistol handy ? ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( I just spent 10 minutes scouring the google . There is nothing linking this guy to nbc or any other form of sports journalism whatsoever . Reported him to both nbc sports and twitter . It looks awesome . Dat name tho . I have so many questions right now ... Why ? You don't approve my settings ? Maaaybe not with you , syphilisaurus Or , according to OP , it's because some of you love them . I like the second trimester and 3/4 of the third . I CANNOT stand the first trimester Try sour drinks and COLD water , eat within your cravings , try ginger gravol , and if need be , get Diclectin . The prescription didn't help me eat normally but it took away the constant , aggravating nausea . 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I mean I know the area is trashed but it looks like someone is going to have to come along later and clean up the area and these pieces of shits piece of shit . MFW it's actually my seat Jamie's got those eyes of death , in the pic & in the tat Um okay . If that's the cae , time to reinstall my old cracked Win 7 ultimate ( that I legitimized via Win 8 purchase at launch ) then take the free upgrade . So basically you have to watch a haunted house . smudges last about 3months and they will be gone for about a month or more and haven't smudged the house since then . ಠ_ಠ your timing is bad on that part . UPDATE please good luck with the house So what account number would this be ? S'alright . I forgot the Gmen were in NY . i know , sorry that was my brother , he won't change the profile saved on my iPad So how hungry does one have to be to sell their immortal soul ? ಠ_ಠ Iv been hungry but not that hungry or stupid . I think it seems like it adds to the story but then if they say that it just happens and made an account to post on / r / nosleep specifically that also adds to it in a way of its own . Seems like it wouldn't hurt the story unless they say this is my first post and they have had an account for a over an extended period . Making I that seem unlikely Thank you in advance . My wife and I can't seem to figure it out . > ETA : What the hell did I say that was so offensive . Ha ! I noticed that , too . As a Californian , Even if its a hypothetical question ? Reddit lounge . The fact that they believe this elevates you in anyway with being gilded at all . Gravity feels proven I think there is a good chance it will be dead soon . Handle with extreme caution when you move in for disposal . thats his daughter And / r / prolapseville Oh we'll then If I wouldn't tell my best friend why would I tell people o reddit . Your never going to know That show was amazing until the end I don't want to ruin it but damn just why end with that . Why is your name moneysquirts ? You wouldn't Are you a rapist ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Chouji is such a baby though it gets rather annoying Damn reddit why so personal ? Damn I'm sorry bro . I know how you feel . My dog can walk through these ... Waste of money downvoted for being curious Yeah , tons of people knowledgeable in human rights still make this It's like they never heard of torrenting before But if I give you my ideas , then you'll start making money on it , and all I'll be able to do is sit at a distance and watch while my idea is used up by some body else . As a 5 ' 3 " guy , I feel that it should be my goal in life to scale you and plant a flag in your head . i thought sneaky is best AD in NA Happy ? I would call this very sad . Yes , there is unadulterated joy in their reaction to tasting it for the first time , but this video represents the true toll of exploitation . Thank you Jesus So , ah , you took my hastily written , informal , unsourced response to a question and just wholesale published it as a " news article " with no attribution and no context ? ლ ( Of course . So you're judging people for judging people ? Riiiiiggghhht The committee which would be contrived for just such a purpose Da steht nicht , * von was * sie freigesprochen wurden . ( It's called opening the messages app The dude's face though Now I'm imagining a porno staring Jen , Moss , and Roy . This is not what I want to be thinking about But ... But how did you take the picture .... I did too until I lived in it for quite a few years . Now I'm not as keen but if you like rain then you'll love Oregon . Their storms and deluges are magical ( if your not to saturated from it Often times , parents may not see the signs even when they are there . I'm not really sure why this is , but don't feel as though you didn't do a good enough job watching your child grow up . It easy to miss sometimes , and is often just shrugged off as a " phase . " I didn't " show any signs " according to my parents , but I know that I did want my nails painted and loved rainbows and had girly mannerisms that my parents won't acknowledge . How come ? It's a known mechanic that you can zhonyas as you fall down from his ult . Since his ult lasts for over a second , but the knockup is only prolonged 1 second , it gives a window for the opponent to bypass just the damage . It's not like it completely nullifies Yasuo's ult , only the damage . It still gives him a gap close , cc , and 50 % penetration . And since we're speaking of Yasuo , it's not like he doesn't have anyways to completely nullify ults Man , I really gotta know step 2 ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR SALUTES ノ ( / u / dyrus , seriously bro , what is it that keeps making you think lulu is a good option for you ? The game isn't scored like golf Yes but that's not what happened . You know ? Cause it seems like you don't It was this look wasn't it . Well if you're not taking 8 dicks , I don't want to read it . Cap standing there surrounded by the ladies . Why the fuck would you wanna shy away tourists ? Really ? Who are you getting permission from ? That's lame . Yes , her husband should definitely divorce her for saying Cody is attractive . I mean no one else in America agrees with her , right ? Also married women should never look at or comment on any other man that is not her husband . Do you think she could make a hijab out of sheet ? She should make a hijab , then I could be #teamchristine . Father : " Seems legit . " You can't even spell Bungie ... That's a stalker . If you didn't now Not looking good for me wanting to max skill my Andromeda this time around A also illuminati I'm told I figured it Might be a trap to up vote that comment . But still \ ( Sometimes both I ... Just don't start returning the favour Passa dig ... how do you even get that many without getting banned Enclave are dead In * Highlander * he played an Egyptian Spaniard who spent extensive time in feudal Japan , yet spoke like a Scotsman . And the Scottish character was played by a French dude who couldn't decide what accent to use . All my wut Yes , because being properly supported with cups that fit you is the first thing that is on the mind of a female cosmonaut . its usually porn related to underage girls so i was a bit It's interesting that they we so heavily censored in Europe during the 80-90 s . Hey thanks for the reply ! Fortunately the issue resolved itself when I updated the program from the . eu website , however now I can't drag the window anywhere while the movie is playing Dat markup . Extremely . I got the " how the hell did that get on my computer ? " response after an uncomfortably long silent pause . ... and if you're my son , your second retainer too . " Sl * tty Xi'an disobeys her master " I'm bothered by the lack of food in the mirror's reflection .. I was looking through federal laws again ( really , this sub makes me do this too often , the fuck i just read You sure sounded summer 4 a wile dere xDDD . Careful with that . You replied to a 4 month old comment ... ( your usernames .. You pointed out how few black people there are . That certainly proves their crime rate is low right ? Are there no item drops for this ticket ? I've watched like 5 games and there wasn't a single item drop . That motherfucker PPD promised me there were item drops This doesn't look suspicious to you ? At all ? Those Helios legs ... ( This guy Wow ... so a super hero who has amazing fighting ability , is stupidly rich and has an amazing arsenal of gadgets is totally , easily fictitious , but a dude who walks on water , feeds 5,000 people with a little bit of bread and fish , rose from the dead ( zombie outbreak ? ? ) , can cure illnesses , raise the dead , and move a two ton rock and lives in heaven is totally real ? New icons ? And buy triple screens That is a nasty combo ! I guess I don't like the jets an awful lot ..... I swear to god if I hit 200 wins and I'm still not GN1 uh … I'm gonna go now … Or a giant belly ! I needed a step stool to do dishes and reach the bottom of the sink . Just enough height to get the bump over the counter .... " Crunkcore " is a real thing ? I can think of it no more > George Soros - this person is fueling a ridiculous amount of hate speech , slander , and political left wing funding to buy off the government and advance the Soros personal agenda . WOOORRLLLDDDSSSSAAARRRRRR ! Eh ? Eh ? May God have mercy on your soul ... so we both know a Dave , a TK , and an awkward Shane that are all in the same group of friends . I thought about it , but I can't figure out which single arc you're talking about People always assume I play basketball and volleyball because I'm a 6 ' 1 " female . A lot also assume that I can't find a boyfriend because of my height Hey ... get off my hipster train before you end up on a * Faces of Death * Napster share ლ ( I feel you need at least 5 activator cards to use Watchers . So if y That the illuminati still operates today . The notion that many celebrities and notable members of society are members . This just made me think of a Free-for-All game mode She was in the wrong in the situation but the reaction of blackjacks was worse . Every A.Kor related video has thousands of dislikes , she deleted her instagram plus the label wiped the A.Kor facebook page because of all the hate she was getting . I even saw a comment saying they were going to slit her throat if they ever saw her in real life I just went to buy $ 4 tickets ... That had a $ 5 service charge . The fucking service charge cost more than the actual ticket . > slit her throat if they ever saw her in real life Time to watch the world begin its newest meme animal . Lol He has special eyes ! The first post was a question about safety concerns with dog rim jobs . Wonder where the ' Like ' and ' Share ' buttons would be ! Am I the onlyone who thing , that a lvl 99 Pidgey with 26 hp is " quiet " disturbing ? how did you get to that figure ? * Florida * Angsty ? I hate drama queens , I do . This is him making drama and you reacting to it like a normal , healthy human being . Sure , mutilating is bad and ( even if it feels good while you're doing it ) , it'll hurt you in the long run . Still , hurting this bad can push anyone over the edge . Bad friends , bad ! I know . I got all No . can't quite tell if this is serious or not ... Thanks , SnakeEyesYouLose . I think I should stick to translations of " kotobuki " and " fuku . " I was 12 and found my male friend being mounted by a dog ... I turned around and walked away . He later came to me and suggested I join him . I politely declined and we never spoke about it again . This is when its acceptable to slap the taste out of someone's mouth . I too like stalking 12 year olds online and trying to lure a reaction out of them . Why do people ask for medical advice about stuff that could potentially harm them ? Ask your doctor not an armchair reddit doc . Why would a baby be getting drunk What is really weird is that I am left-handed , my 2 brothers are left-handed too and our parents are right-handed . We are * always * watching Naw man , I'm good . ಠ_ಠ I'm watching you I also like the taste of crayons thank you very much . CAKE ? ? Wow . How dare you . This shit happens to me daily for the most part . Bars , grocery stores , places of employment ... They're all about 10 minutes farther away than everyone thinks i didn't know that Qtpie was a two timers Finally getting a 50 % off Papa Johns . It's been a while . Dude's just sittin ' there like I don't see how see she can do A Day in the Life . It's a simple song with no opportunity to turn it into a modern day pop song ! This is also my favorite Beatles song so I'm a little pissed off . OP was trying to find himself On the last four maps ? Which ones are those ? Except when he died of ninja aids , wonder how he got that Wish I had pro . I know about Of course it is . Wilson is NOT currently rated higher than Brady . They are tied at 93 OVR . Is that ... * ketchup * ? PSA : Do not to fuck with the supernatural , paranormal , creepy , and / or spooky unless you , or someone with you , knows what you're dealing with . If you need convincing , spend some time in this subreddit . Thanks for listening , and godspeed . He's definitely not " Hye " . ZING ! I want to know I would kill for 90ms average ping , like literally rob a Bank or some shit if they promised to release Aus / SEA servers and I could play a game with & lt ; 300 ms . Holy shit I've been playing FIFA since 11 and I didn't know this Time for a new jar .. and girl while you are at it Yet here I am , in the center of Alabama , and I can't get it because I have DirecTV . When you have problems with a ouija bird your supported to submerge it in water . Fire does nothing to it . Bless and submerge that bitch . Only if your willing to use one in the first place . I see what you did there Ya so is the reporter Australian but after finally learning what Chipotle is I'm really jealous It's site is a good read . OR he wanted you to come in I like how if that were a girl , people would reply " wtf " and " Love it , but those are Sounders colors . I get lots of orders for iced cappucinos . " Your father is so handsome , I wonder why you came out that way . " Oh wait , that's not even a back hand compliment is it ? You do realize you just agreed with people dropping more than one kind of ' bomb ' as commander ? Which one ? Why'd you say disappointment ? Have you tried ? Indeed , I'm black and feel conflicted about laughing at this Damn ! What did you guys do to Weird Al ? Why ? Does she collect records ? I'd buy that book ! But seriously , I don't know * anyone * who is in a rush to show their tidbits to the world . And if they are so well endowed .. Came here to say this . Husband said it's about a meth cook and I just looked at him like Some of us have known for a while now ... * ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ How did I get here ? Am I doky alt too ? ( ノ I'd just stare at you , too shy to talk and just staring unemotionally .... For hours . ... and then revive , swap eyes and die again Yep . Both husband and I do this with kiddo , but we're on our phones . A laptop or wireless keyboard gets * too much * attention Feliks could solve two 5x5 ' s before I can finish my 4x4 . Lawl I remember him saying that he wanted to add more features and then said nothing else / u / AWildSketchAppeared No battle mode update TIL girls and guys are not a part of society ? How the hell have people not heard RIP in peace before ? It is all over reddit like Fuck my mom owns a horse boarding company ... She decided to build her indoor arena and stalls on our property , so we have horse people come over all the time . It's a fucking nightmare . She's also told me , she thinks of her horses as her kids , and she means it . She will shell out $ 100k for a world champion horse but can't help me pay for some of my college education Cats are involved ? That's 4 in 8 months Okay , what the fuck . shut up ! i thought you were cool .. Bulleit rye is so good ... Ann Arbor here , 6 ' 4 " . It happens . Must be something in that Pure Michigan water Wait , there's a * * best * * possible way to show your Mum the goods ? And Oakland because according to them * every * one of us is downvoting their game day threads Well hello there ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( Valid point , RussianBot 4 cominciamo col parlare in italiano * * You are aware that the juice is mixed in the back room right ? It's really a shame that they'll never be elected to a public office , be allowed to adopt kids or be able to marry the person they love because of their BMI Way to nail it in . This happens to me in friendlies We may have had the same ideas He's right though . I'm really sorry you died , but that was some of the worst play I have ever seen at that level . You literally let Oscetti attack you Do you mean what I think you mean ? Mine has eaten colorful balled up foil from easter candy the same way Time for the unscented stuff then . He can live with it Your submission was removed because it is an advice animal . That was great ! He just stands there * * You didn't fix shit you added a stupid over used joke u mean future Cy Young winner Dan Haren ? Ha ! Of course ! Sure , why doesn't the human race just bomb people into the Stone Age over asinine differences . That makes sense . We readily waste lives and destroy the lives of others for selfish gain and material worth in terms of territory Matt's not facing the wrong way . I am disappoint . Sounds like her husband just got where he is by luck then , according to that logic watch it muted then I never see anything interesting at the zoo Fuck this shit . Its 3am and i made it through 2 . Nope . looks like my cat momon . she used to * only * stare intensively at us whenever she's hungry or thirsty . no * meow * needed Oh * gawd * If anyone's wondering how to do this ಠ_ಠ have your friend inside the bathroom and have your character hold the door open slightly . Your friend will be able to start showering and you can walk in and join them . Still nowhere near $ 199 though ....... No ! mfw I open a video without thinking , and it automatically opens in windows media player , and not vlc I didn't know the Handy Boy was made by STD ... Hesitant upvote for username . Besides all the political nonsense , he's pretty bad-ass . But sadly , he's not my type ... Or in my age group , for that matter . So no . Pretty cool , but what's up with that shirt / dress Shhhh . Don't tell anyone ! Oh , wait , we are on reddit I really only liked one song , a town called hypocrisy , where he is on the set of a television show for children . The irony I would allow the people of the country to emigrate , and subsequently procreate . The next generation will claim heritage to the small little country in Western Europe resulting in world domination ! Patience is key . Aargh the downvotes , it hurts . It was a joke Am I getting * whooshed * on my own * whoosh * ? They pray for it to come . They gloat about how great the destruction will be . How is that even possible ? ! Why are you putting hot sauce on your ice cubes ? / r / incest Fun for the whole family He knows how to get the peanut butter Maybe he wasn't born yet OH BUT YOU WANTED TO LAST NIGHT Clone Wars actually has my favorite action ... but everything else is pretty garbage . " I don't like sand , it gets everywhere .... " If my ILs or family turned around after husband and I put our hearts into our own party , I too would be seeing red But it's there . And I see it . Only 30 days , if enough people actually give a shit to report you instead of trying to teamkill you and getting kicked for 24 hours I said broken Chinglish , not racist caricature . Yeah it was pretty awks at work this morning when a ton of colleagues asked me how I ended up on a buzzfeed article ... Your weird to be shocked by me looking at only the hands and FACE ! ! ! Sweet Jesus what's wrong with her ass Thanks that d-fend looks awesome . The speakers have more than adequate power going to them and the onboard DSP in the amp is set to Harman's specifications . I think the main problem is the venue is playing EDM through them for hours on end and the low end is relentless . Told them this system isn't really designed for that but they kept value engineering the shit out of the system and now wonder why it doesn't sound like the Vertec rig we demoed for them So now we're looking at $ 28.00 + $ 7.75 for a revised price of $ 35.75 + tax . You'd kiss his gf with his cum on her face ? I am Or all organic and no this or that As i sit here with my green bic , about to pack a bowl I think it was that rhyme guy then My great aunt asked my mom if they planned my brother . Then her response when she got pregnant with me was " again ? ! " My boyfriend and I went to Guardians of the Galaxy last week , and we rushed to the theater to see the last showing when he got done with work at 10:30 pm . He has been trying to diet so on his way to pick me up he called me and asked me to pack him up 5 cups of frozen strawberries . I just meant in general . This stuff should be highlighted far more than it normally is . But you already knew I meant that . They raped her ? Is it .. ಠ_ಠ dirty ? I could eat well ... too well . Extravagance . ( Hank Hill Comeon guys ... 21st century . 2014 . Even the worst smartphone can make better pictures Yea , fuck people who make blanket statements What was that sound near the end of the video ? de fuq man ( Leaving that link blue .. I wonder when the US will step in and end the slaughter of innocent civilians over certain other parts of the middle east " Vi vil ikke linke til sexshop.dk . Det er uetisk hvis vi omtaler sexshop.dk . Vi vil ikke støtte sexshop.dk . Og det var alts å sexshop.dk vi ikke vil linke til " I actually just looked up Ferrari guitars . Welp , it's a good thing I reverse evo'd my Lmeta for Cleopatra today ... too bad she'll be old and haggard before that even hits NA The way it looks at you at the end Do you normally need a rain coat to take a shit ? My mom didn't use paprika on my sandwich but did put it in her cucumber salad ... mmmmm . That I was craving and thankfully she made it when we went up last weekend :D And chicken praprikas ! ! ! Crap ... gonna need to make some now That subway one . They should sue the automotive industry for every vehicle released after cars too . Do I look like I'm kidding : well .... does it Dayum ! The Tesla Model S is faster than my tuned Mitsubishi Evolution X . Fuck , that made my ass clench Back to school supplies have been in stores near me for the past month Dont lie , you probably kept it and are still looking at it to this day . Whoa . Your description is quite enough for my hyperactive imagination . So would that translate to Mr . Diarrhea ? I showed my Chinese wife this video and she made the Mom blogs , r / parenting , r / mommit , etc . are for the birds All of my wot I had my suspicions That was a hilarious moment . ^ ^ ^ " ... beaten in 3 and a half minutes - [8 : 46 ] " Sorry you were disappointed Would be sick to have it closer to the wheels ( pointing at them ) and be able to see the thane come off more . And if you got thane dust on the lens that would be such a sick shot imo . Maybe you should stop replying and get to work fixing this guys computer ... ( He kept saying I took it from my parents and that its not valid . I was like 26 Fuckin ' Joe Camel ! Wat ? Did I just tip off Reddit about some super rare freewheel ? This thing is up to $ 23 . That's not how this works , that's not how any of this works . Eren : * looks over to Finn with Username checks out " 7 . The password will remain to ensure the private channel we maintain stays off the directory of Tinychat and out of the hands of trolls on both Tinychat and Reddit . If TC is password protected , DO NOT PM anyone and request the password . Use this form [ 1 ] to obtain it . DO NOT give the password to anyone . Not anyone , ya hear ? Watch the real sport WTF Hughes swinging on Olsen Is the username intentional ? Midas touch How is that not cult 101 ? Hnggggg . We have to actually TACKLE them , guys He's kinda like Not imgur ? Free world - fuck your rules - ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Oh , she'll certainly grow up to be a totally normal and well adjusted young woman > Best : my best friend committed suicide Nothing because allergies . Yeah stop reminding me because I'm gonna crush this goddamn phone . My wife has concluded reggae is his particular genre of choice . did I just get scared by a gorilla ? Oh ... you were watching their hair ? You're not buying games . You're buying gift cards . Redd .. Explore ? Well then .. So you not understanding translates into a down vote ? Gee thanks . What's your favorite type of Apple When talking to idiots I can't control my looks of disapproval . Like this one Couldn't have Welcome to google plus ... Facebook users laughed when Google did and now plus users have the last laugh . Personally Facebook has been saying for months they where going to split the app . Google plus is doing it . Not a big fucking deal so you have messaging app omg have for bid you multi task .... .... was he out of Post-It notes ? ? Pff , back in my day we used to copy paste faces like this one We missed you too ! ! ! Meri waali bhi is liye hi nahi boli . Some of us were taking from there Slavery for daughters .... just a cleaver way of disposing of those useless females before abortion and ultrasound was invented ( I feel you , I just recently got a 3D The government is working on that . > Some of us were taking from there My MIL and I don't have the best relationship in the world . Got engaged , " why ? " . Announced pregnancy with unsuspecting friends and family , and she thought she was being singled out . She thought everyone there knew and she didn't And Panda is going to unintentionally stab me . So wouldn't he know better than anyone ? Whybenormal 25 , you're a special kind of stupid . Holy wow . > Winners must own a PS4 . Each winning entry will be verified by me personally as to whether you physcially own an PS4 or not . Otherwise , why do you need the game ? ( Why did you even answer then ? Cube of Meat unusual effect A little ? The CEO and President are both Jewish ... Wat ? My father-in-law uses that same koala on his Facebook ( I've never seen a " merge sign " at a lane closure in Pittsburgh . Ever . Idk , being circumcised .. I like the way my dick looks . But then again , thankfully for me I wasn't sucked off by a rabbi .. Not yet at least . I escaped the Cops on the Last Mission using one of these ... Spellcheck ? I once tried typing Torterra and my phone changed it to Rotterdam I'm not going to * log in * Jeeze , how old is it ? Mines 12 months and has never had fast food anything . Meanwhile a friends son who is 10 days older than mine has been introduced to lucky charms . She joked that he ate all the marshmallows and left the cereal So sad to see all the posts here that think this is real . I'm afraid we would hav An enemy called me a once a cheater , because I could jump multiple times in a teamfight as Tristana . I don't think Samantha is wearing enough makeup .... Yeah and people with themed towns The fat girl in me just wants to savage that puff You sound like a man of experience ? I'm listening It probably doesn't support it . I noticed the app says it doesn't support HDMI due to licensing restrictions . its stunning for a mobile game Looks like you're appreciating cystic fibrosis Hand in your bro card at the door . Tell the whole world why don't you ( You only wear your pants once before washing ? .... wow Not sure if ( That's not a lot to go on . " Hang on to your feet . " I can't agree more I think I'm fine . I haven't done Anything immature or out of character and I don't * feel * like a kid so I don't see a problem . He actually weighs 21 pounds too ! Was late thirty seconds to study block . I got detention . And Now I feel like a idiot for not rolling in the batmanfest Me too . Her name doesn't start with a J does it ? ... I don't understand how I can contribute Both of your usernames .... Mia malkova girls rule Is that really so hard to believe ? Them lips I don't You think $ 40 for a 9800GTX is good ? But it does Who's children Murder insurance ! Ha haha ha ahaha .. Can't tell if I'm getting sick or if it's just too cold out . It is . Nothing says love like spreading a little herpes . Thick ass-skin If you want to be really upset , look up the studies of test strip accuracy . For the most part , they're terrible . + / - 20 % is the acceptable band , which is * huge * when you're dosing a correction . Who the f * ck thinks ears are ugly ? Not sure if an attacker is going to let you wrap duct tape around their head m8 Awful music , all the clips are too short Uh female here . I do not think I have high sexual value , and I do not talk to other women in a hivemind like way . I'm sure where you got that idea , but * sir * . I am dissapoint . He'll want to get 21 in front of 16 and snake em around until 21 goes into the bottom corner then 16 behind it . Huh .... its easy to do once ya get the hang of it . But forget trying to explain it . But they're all sleeping at this hour . I thought bobcats were dangerous ... dammit dude . america : finest healthcare in the world Neither can someone on chloroform Neither can someone on chloroform I always see your username as the Man you're , * * grammer * * is wrong . This was one of a handful that made me You're married to someone who isn't born yet ? are we talking about * * Incest * * here Let's just say " Januany " ... Looks like spores to me I've never even * seen * the stuff , yet I'm the stoner / drug addict of the group . My friends actually like to joke that I keep a brick of coke up my ass " for emergencies . " This isn't PCMR In my box Wtf is this shit I uh ... well ... Ein weiteres Beispiel warum die Linke Szene in Berlin was ganz besonderes ist . And get all foamy " And when I met him , immediately I was like , " You ! " And he was like , " You ! " And we were like , " YESSSS ! 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Yes , but what exactly are these files that I want but they neither have nor don't have ? Console games tend to be the worst . " Here is 1 , maybe 2 pre-configured button layouts . " HOLY FUCK SAME HERE . August 10th 1994 , turned 20 yesterday and spent it with my grandparents Oh god , this made me cringe because after many many online chats i've had a lot of people try and be subtle about their fetishes in this way . Even had a guy offer to mail me a pair of his briefs to " see how they felt " as opposed to boxers . Is this original is the real question I've been told that before by several people , and I'm never quite sure how to interpret that . Roman Hamrlik .......... I don't find it freaky at all [ / r / You made it sound as though Game Grumps was an anime This was more than half a year ago , probably even a whole year , but maybe it was activated in phases over different regions ? Quite disturbing how all my accounts were affected by this , I want to change email on my accounts since I cant access it , nope you need to verify it on your lost email . You're right , these guys seem to be out for peace Wha - ? Oh ... Or does it ? Are you sure step one is a requirement ? r / I cannot unsee Brock's snaggletooth DigInTheCrates ( thread op ) killed him . he just uses the new osu ! keybord . Nothing wrong here I think " loving Jesus " is the mental illness here ... I really hate those Steam games with the second launcher . Not so much because I need to click another button to start the game , but because Steam doesn't keep them updated . So when I go to play them after a break , all hyped up ' n ' ready to roll , oh 8gig update ... FML ( looking at you Planetside 2 ( wallah it seems inno you brought this upon us You could search emu 4ios on google , install it , get iRec inside of the app , start recording your screen while going through the keynote and upload that clip to YouTube . Or get DisplayRecorder if you're jailbroken What's the prize ? Think bigger ! … ON the traveler Oooooh kaaaay , like you don't know Why do you know so much about horse wangs ? Being serious , most people are not attracted to their families no matter how attractive they are to other people . Even though this guy took a picture of them ... I need a bra larger than is practical to fill out the tops of shirts He already did say that if an authoritarian slave society led to his ubermensch , he'd abandon a libertarian society for it * * What ? DAT TREAD SWITCH All those houses downtown are haunted . We once had a practice room right by the firehouse . Went upstairs to find instruments thrown around , heavy sliding glass door wide open , and folding chairs thrown around . We had been outside for about 45 minutes , total silence other than us talking , and it was cold . Which makes sound travel , we could hear Mexico off in the distance . But we never heard the door slide open or the metal chairs hit the floor . Weird as hell . > r / r / You would like to think that wouldn't you , Steve . Well of course . Even my wife doesnt care for my petty extension As someone who does both ( Runs a business that is an online community ) I can definitely see that Haha yes it's been a while since I checked . I asked my mom if she remembered taking my brother and I to see Good Will Hunting . She said she didn't think Robin Williams was in that movie . ... de una dentista Ok I guess then America should've let Hitler keep doing what he was doing until he was caught by the German population then Why is this tagged NSFW . His dancing isn't that provocative Source : Gamefy aka spies I hold doors for everyone too ! And I'm a chick . Once I did so for a whole group of people entering our office building behind me , and my old boss , a rich white boomer , shook his head and said " what are we going to do with you ? " How about take a lesson in being fucking nice to people . Am I the only who thinks that it should be ` ಠ_ಠ = undefined ` ( or , alternatively , ` ಠ_ಠ = error " ಠ_ಠ " ` ) ? Requiring a ` String ` after They usually know . They always know And squat rack They're in the mess hall . People eat there . I stop looking in the mirror Modifies Object.prototype No . Lol ! This was told to me by a gentleman using computer with a 128 SSD ... I tried so hard to like it ... Tis official as it takes all the little debates on the IRC and on the sub and organizes them into one setting . This is a post purely about that subject , therefore I saw ' official ' , as an appropriate title . But whateves . / u / BSGIII's threads are the best kind of threads anyway Meanwhile " C9_Lemonparty " . Console Peasant . Fuck . I image googled goatse and now I regret Gotta catch em all ..... Added per your request ! You're welcome rest in peace in pieces O = Same CL ...... For 5 years .... that username I'm glad you've memorized your alien nipple colours Why would you buy an i7 and a 760 Shame shame , know your name . What can I say ? ( ლ Hmmmmm / u / skoslovesyou Im pissed that there was this convention that GRRM read 1 of his TWOW chapters and gave the audience a chance to pick which one . It was between Damphair and Arriennenenenanenae Martel and people chose Ariririneneianiene even though GRRM said that the Aeron one had " twisted stuff in it " ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I cringed so fucking hard when he mentioned " I myself am a Cadet . " He even capitalized " cadet . " Why don't you people go get your birth certificates ? That's like a league player asking what tournament that is and them saying " CS : GO " " Let's play hang the kitty ! " Some guy is trying to stream while weed ? What the * * fuck * * does this have to do with Zelda ? I stared at this for at least 5 minutes expecting actual porn to start on that couch I thought this was a sushi plate on / r / food looking at the thumbnail . She thinks she is as well . she's about the same size as yours , ( or your friend's ) , she's outgoing to a troubling degree ... In C # you're allowed quite a few unicode characters . So a method of the name This had to be my fault . I paid for Day of the Doctor and Time of the Doctor on Amazon just two weeks ago because I wanted to catch up again before the new season . And like clockwork , when I pay 3 bucks for something on Amazon Instant Video it shows up on Netflix immediately . You warned me about spoilers and yet I ignored Holy shit . Surely Canadians you've subsequently found out he's a pedophile . I can see it now .. Hey guys .. My girl is going to start gymin with me ! ! you trying to rip me off She'll be two in January , so another 2 or so years ? Doesn't help that # 2 is baking right now either I think we should all work to get I think its a cool idea 👍 ... Charizard have too two megas why not Blaziken ... I love fire starters ... But the ability is too OP Oh it'll get so big that you need dualies to support the weight of such a biiiiiiiig penis There's a special someone for everyone Bale Porn ... 2:20 ( Why not both ? Yes please Im going to be a senior this year i have enough experience with this as it is . A gaggle of girls and their pals will almost always block your way . People tend to like just standing in the middle of the hallway at my school , completely oblivious to the people who actually need to get somewhere . If you do this don't be that guy / gal . Everyone will want to trample you The worst is when someone feels this burning desire to set the j-cups low ... Load up that 45 pound bar with a couple 25 pound plates .. Take a nice , solid underhand grip ... Slowly lift the bar to their waist ... Tighten their back ( optional for most I've seen ) .. Then methodically strip my faith in the gym as they start pumping out curls I thought he had a collection of silicon sex dolls and a spaghetti fetish . Yeah , and no Riza . is that you Dyrus ? Or baby laxative ... Your accountant needs to know that information . To find , one must look . Guys .... it's Fenrir ! That's not an article ... Run bro ! It's a glitch in the matrix ! Haha , almost forgot about McNabb . Yeah , FS1 isn't perfect either . Their soccer coverage is abysmal . It may still be four years away , but I'm already cringing about them having the World Cup rights in 2018 ... Especially if it's anything like their coverage of the Champions League . Gus Johnson and Eric Wynalda ... I myself rarely play multiplayer because it's such a time sink ( in a single block ) . Out of 620 ( is it wierd OP has his fav porn star as a recent post Or putting Sidney Crosby on waivers Not the see thru ones . I've been lied to A spider isn't an animal Have you met Girls ? Fornicating shredders of nice desserts ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( But being a priest and marraige are mutually exclusive Or maybe theres something abnormal about * your * digestive system that makes you not have horrible gas like everyone else . [ meta ] You think we already forgot 2010 ? And here I thought you were focused on the mission . How do you plan to run anything with her chained around your neck ? you said to him " dude seriously enough with the fake gun slinging at the living being inside me . How about I constantly fake shoot a gun at your dangly baby maker ? Durante la temporada mas violenta en Ciudad Juarez mandaron al ejercito a la ciudad y los soldados estaban vueltos locos , los de las aduanas ni se digan . Literalmente decian : " Wey mira aca hay pura guapa , wey mira esa ! wey mira esa ! " Escucho esto y claro que volteo a ver tambien yo de fisgon , era una muchacha mas de las que en Juarez pasaria desapercibida Sitting here while my newborn son falls asleep in my arms so momma can sleep first . Fatherhood is wack . Only 5 weeks in that's a very ... * interesting * nickname .. I ... won't question it Not going to to PAX South ... which is only like 2 hours from their offices .... To actually ' make love ' to a mermaid , itd have to be lady parts from the waist down and ..... And .. Fish from the waist up Not my most embarrassing but currently not very fun . Forgot a birth control pill last night and I got a surprise period this morning Why don't you people just stop paying comcast ? Like forreal . ALL OF YOU She wants his fingers to make love to her ETS is super blurry for me , in the DK2 , even on high settings Is 7.5 billion people more than there has been in the past ? Anytime there are fanchants for a ballad song . Looks like the head on a Navy ship . Oh snap . Ha , when you replied in the first thread , I just looked at the username , went She lied What a great time to be a fan in Denver . The can was going fucking wild . I went to all 3 home losses , though . Is your mom single ? No . This could be a troll ... But did you actually buy the digital upgrade or did you just buy the costume pack ? I had an ex-co-worker who would negatively comment on * ALL * my photos Dr . Ernesto ' Che ' Guevara was extremely racist and homophobic , and in post-war Cuba , saw to the imprisonment of Cuban homosexuals . A social-revolutionary * indeed * . HAHA I WAS ABOUT TO SHOOT EM ... and yet , somehow not all of them are actually Linux-compatible ? I was waiting for someone to make this about Jews , somehow . Two escorts ... What a brilliant case study on the psychologic tendencies of everybody in an entire industry . Very convincing . Why would you sneak up on a sleeping tiger That could also be your uterus trying to shrink back to it's normal size . Are you breast feeding ? Mine did this for PP - 5 months What the ffffff Thirteen year olds ? This is officially fastest and most shameful repost I've seen in 3 years on reddit . DAMN . I have a friend I asked if her and her twin brother were identical twins . Oh man , the pure , seething Was expecting a 3.50 somewhere ... Stalker ... And I typed this half asleep whoops First thing I thought of too ... you're not allowed to carry bags during the school day ? The trade is here ! ( ノ Lies ! I know about that vagina in your closet ! ! ! was literally the greatest invention for DIY system builders ... especially when back in the day you would sometimes have to take a tiny needle and remove the - and + pins and reverse them or change one of them to a different position for the power or hdd status led to work right This is absolutely disgusting ... Maybe I'm just a wuss but I'm very disturbed by this . Must be some kind of hot tub time machine My German car requires less maintenance than that Subie did . wtf did I just watch ? ! My friend's gf broke up with him cause he went on holiday . It's not that great . Just slightly friendlier than the States That happened to me , one day my girlfriends best friend just said that they are dating . It's not me , it's you . " Hey Jerry ! Long time no see ! What do your dads shoes smell like Well , they tried to censor her last name , but uh , all Sikh women have to have the same last name , and you can see the first letter of it . dude swimmer ... * * this is very suspicious . especially since merengue was adopted from the adoption agency . Fuck . This is my neighborhood The " rich downtown elites " are communists ? ! ? ! ( ✿ ಠ_ಠ ) Friendly reminder about rule 1 , people ! ( ✿ Maybe the officer is handicapped , ever think of that ! ? I followed those links for way too long . I'm so glad home depot was actually founded in 1978 and that this isn't a 35 - year-old who's been making people horny since she was a baby ... What was with those dolphin titties He can release a new version with the door and building on fire . I checked your comment history . You've never said it before . In which country are you not allowed to sleep in your car ? " Ash like from Pok émon ? " Tell me about it ! I remember when I was in like , 8th grade or so , and the channel I watched it on moved it from a reasonable time slot to one that was at 5AM i know the feels ... it's 8: 16 Am and i'm only at my second extra large tim hortons coffee God is everywhere . Wow , these police officers are very creative to fill our jail , they need be promoted immediately ! No man should ever have to specify whether he is figuratively or literally shitting himself . I was being sarcastic because the pictures is literally full of watermarks But they're having a sale right now I have one , and outside of the house she is one independent little thing . In the home ... Ham fell out of your vagina .... i'm sure toyota will find a way to screw this up , like only offering the turbo coupe with a slushbox ( as mentioned in the article ) . A well-timed If I told you I'd have to kill you Wait , who uses a reindeer to masturbate ? Da fuq . This article just brought to my attention that Nintendo is releasing a thing called Amiibo . I looked it up and I don't like it Yeah . I'm not saying it doesn't suck .. lol . It definitely does . I'm just saying it's not all bad . Can you imagine if it took the rounded value for calculations ? Stop . She's not a god damn support . No eye protection A comment being upvoted to the top and then receiving Reddit Gold I am ! Why aren't you upset ? Stand-up ! I remember reading that . People are so intrusive . Like really fucktard , really ? This ... Is the worst page I've ever seen Sam ? Dat as ..... Wha .... How .... Heaven forbid I get ready to go somewhere either He doesn't even know how to use a ruler ... r / parenting must be going bonkers for this I'll never understand how anyone can find a2m hot . You have to be some sort of sociopath to not care that she is licking her colon clean . Sorry , carry on fapping . * Get some fucking cash * but 99 isn't closed I read your title as i was a squirrel when i was 12 What ... What are you planning to do with that horse ? Is it just me or does MonteCristo's neck look a lot longer in this video at around 0:20 than normal ? ( Don't ever find me Bruh do you stalk these things Adding and Opening soon Adding and Opening now Come at me bro .... Rainbow teams represent . Terminus is damn impossible though Gate is open I bet you did And I wonder why you might be having trouble with that ... Great ... now all the users ' data will be * counterfeited * Skywrath what are you doing to the slark ( I'm an engineer I'm 15 weeks and haven't pulled my groin ! I'm hoping the last half of my pregnancy is a little more comfortable because the pull didn't heal properly until * after * my daughter was born y u no Samsung flair First picture : Lol @ subreddit choice . It had to be done . At least I was serious Either that or a diaper fetish That .... could also work ... That's a little rapey It hurts especially now that I have the rest of my attacker team up ( Liu Bei / ZGL / Michael / Merlin / Sasuke ) , but even farming for Michael skill-ups is a pain . Have to say though , not as painful as skill-ing up a hero team . I almost maxed Andromeda , Amon , and Hermes , and I & amp ; I , BValk , Orochi , and Hatsume are all maxed . So far 0/16 on Gabriel As a UW fan , I will never forget how good Bledsoe was What's missing from the article is that part of the donation eligibility is that the equipment must be used within one year of being acquired for them to be able to keep it . Aw damn Is that you , Ross ? Good grief ... So I guess it is kinda accurate ... Also ; the kid was shot 35 feet away from the vehicle , so .... I remember reading and finishing War and Peace when I was 14 . It was the seconds hardest book to read , Les Miserables was the hardest ; too much drama for me , but I did finish it . Sadly , I can't remember a thing about it , so it's on my reread list , not looking foreword to borrowing it again There is no other bread other than Mrs Bairds . It's heresy to say otherwise . Please tell me there's not MCs over the whole thing . " Wow , you're actually pretty smart ! I thought you were retarded or something ! " because of my hooded eyes Source for pictures please ? Don't you tease me . Hard to see him in your laundry Good guy Nazi ? As if you wouldn't want a decked out pimp machine in space .... Wait , it still has the capacity to blow the fuck ( no porn pun intended In the trash . Are you speaking from experience ? 17 + game Magic cards ! I would then have a playable legacy deck just no sideboard . I'll show myself out ... ᕕ ( I hope you can get the help you need ! Not your personal advertising forum . No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! Well that would require actually going on a date There , they're , their ... It'll be alright can't stop watching it WHEN WILL THEY LEARN ლ ( If you tell people they can't do something , they won't do it--no questions asked . History has taught us that there are no problems with prohibition . NONE . Am I the only one here , That sucks at gathering a party ? Why must you torment us ? They freak me out bc two years ago , we bought a pair for our son . They , actually just one kept getting loose . We captured her and put her back in the cage with her " sister . " We had placed the cage in the bathtub thinking she couldn't escape again . Well , what she didn't escape was her " sister . " She ate all of her abdominal organs . It's a scene I will never forget . Wait , but how did you know what they asked then ? Typically we call up that curious ' straight ' guy who is always asking questions about our sex lives to come over and get in the middle of things . Holy shit , I was going to call you out for re-posting but its The same car fucking it up twice ... Now I'm Suspicious . My favorite style is sours .... My favorite style is pale ale ... There is no other bread other than Mrs Bairds . It's heresy to say otherwise . Russians , man . Onenote is nice , except it's infuriating there's no support for freehand drawings in the iOS versions . 24 millionaires went to a third-world country and after only 7 games , some who were embarassing ( Seriously , Brazil ? It would be better if the other ALS made ice bucket videos I'm glad you could amuse yourself . got my car professionally waxed & polished today No advice . Just wanted to say that I am not looking forward to this with # 2 and a toddler I ran my head through a lot of words and still nothing . Miel ? Piel ? It happens all the time . I'll show someone a tray of my recent finds and they pick up the buffalo nickel ( that I use for scale in the photos ) and say " Wow ! You found this ? ! " After I had my first grand mal seizure , while I was in the hospital , the drummer of the band I was in tried to one-up me by complaining about his hard week at work . My strawberries . Hey dude I'm also alone How come I'm seeing you everywhere now Fist me . Oh no . ... why are you rocking an Oregon flair and saying we ? \ m / In the name of the moon ... I will gift you ! ( / Male Zyra I read this as waterboarding at first and was like You can say that on the internet ? Don't lie to me ! and ? are you insinuating i auto attack the lane ? the move command is probably underused . I would * love * to be drunk right now ... but ... alas ... parasite Unfortunately without the backwards compatibility ( Basically this , I have a glossy 3DS ( the normal size one ) and I got it signed by Charles Martinet ( voice of Mario , Luigi , etc . ) It rubbed off ( ✿ ಠ_ಠ ) Friendly reminder about rule 3 , people ! ( ✿ I've been told that I'm TOO agreeable it wasn't much better - - I had some leftover charcuterie and cheese plate ( yum , I hoarded some d'affinois in a strategic reserve ) but it was also had angrily with a cheeseburger ... and tortilla chips . £ 16.99 in 1997 comes to mind . How did I even . This is not how the internet works OP I KNOW ! I really wanna see how it looks now ..... with the sealer .... Oh ... no ... he's right isn't he ? You can put a redirection in place , ( aus post will send it to another address ) or you can set up a mail hold , aus post will hold the mail at a local apo . There is a cost for both . No spoiler tag for dat duck comment ? How many do you have ? You are one of those people that points to things with their mind rather than their hands Your mom ? I'm 15 weeks and still can't stand the thought of cooking Not quite the same thing I think ... I'm 15 weeks and hate food Dat username though I'm doing this at this moment ... I'm trying to taper off my Diclectin for the second time at 15 weeks ( tried at 12 ) . Haven't been taking my morning pill , and only the one instead of two before bed . When I tried the first time , the nausea became incapacitating again , so back on I went I get the garage experiment vibe from their work too . After SM it's hard to trust that they will take things seriously enough in the long run . What the shit , great , now it's in my list . But I guess it's my fault for checking it out Nigga wat ? I am a loyal fan since koby and elementz times . HotshotGG ´ s Cho ´ gath , oh how much I miss you There actually is a night novel for this ? EVERYTHING ? oh God , I can't wait ( ノ Was he crying ? A few stares over ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BORN WITH THAT COLOUR BEFORE HER . Now that's how you rustle jimmies . I kinda wanna see his genitals ... Yes ! Anyone who does not want children obviously doesn't believe in love ! We have no warmth in our hearts and will grow old bitter and alone . On mobiles it jumps to spam I guess ... But I just can't stand it . Honestly , you can't win no matter what you want . I wanted to try without the epidural , but my daughter was stubborn , water broke , no progress , and ended up on a HIGH dose of Pitocin . My SIL tried to tell me I could do without it . Ummm , ya ... if not for the fact that my Pitocin was so friggin ramped up for 28 + hours STAY AWAY FROM R / PARENTING ! ! ! This sounds like the type of BS they spew at everyone Just make sure you have a really easy to find mute button . Nobody wants to hear you " walking around / lounging about " aka ' taking a pee ' . Ok that is really odd . What the fuck . But ... Did they donate ? Ive been in school for 4 weeks How many zeros ? she makes the perfect Man I have tickets to OSU VA Tech really wanted to see Braxton play . When it comes to shit , it is never a laughing matter Is that a shadow that the end I too like green wheels now ! You really screwed this one up , OP . All I got was animal dicks I did that when I was in my early-mid teens ! All those hormones pushing me to do the oddest things . I got turned on by what I wrote myself , haha , so narcissistic . I'm still wondering how it ended up on liveleak Who the fuck do you think you are ? Do you think that you can just prance around like a little fucking pony and just flip tables willy-nilly ? Well , I have news for you buddy , you fucking can't ( pronounced : cunt ) . It is everyone's business whether a table is respected or not and I wouldn't be able to call myself Wesley Fucking Grant if I stood for such reckless behavior . The table shall remain un-flipped , thank you . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Does the lip liner help the lipstick stay ? ? ? I have a serious problem of getting lipsticks to last longer then an hour . I use stains mostly Are you my Sociology professor This gave me chills ! Fuck you . I cant get this image out of my head now I'm 5 ' 0 and my SO is 6 ' 3 . Pretty similar situation to yours . Except he likes to place things on high shelves to mess with me I feel like I've had that too . Maybe we're all robots in some sort of steampunk version of the matrix ....... Really ? Again ? Making me go over my whole fic . * Again * . I'm starting to think you just don't ever want to have to read it I know you're joking , but I have this one crazy ex who would seriously accuse me of shit like that Well dammit , now I'll have to build a garage over my carport by then . You're gonna make me spend ~ $ 10000 for an ~ $ 800 game system ? * wide set * Android doesn't natively display battery stats on the notification area ( I never caught my parents doing anything but when I was 8 I would always see that they had a video camera in their room facing their bed . I never thought of this as odd or strange at that age and they stopped after my dad's video camera was stolen by burglars . I always remember how panicky my parents were when it was stolen and I couldn't figure out why . Then it all hit me at about age 15 If it declines then nothing will come out . If it approved but the funds were not in you're account yes it you're account will go in to overdraft . Just be careful of the overdraft though . I've heard that some banks charge up to $ 6.00 per day for the period you have the overdraft for . I can't tell you that I'm standing outside and people are looking at me oddly while I stand here laughing . Oh god that second cover of Spider-Woman No you can't use this build I copyrighted it But we were too committed to sanchez to talk to peyton Well , this is a first . I don't think I've ever seen Albion on here . On the other hand , lives in EL and commutes Agreed , they did that last year too Still no support for make projects ? well that excuses everything , well played .. Ah just saw it . That .... I found so many prickly ones , and may have found one full of possible ticks Ah fuck . The only think that could make this worse is gold I'm pasty white and have been followed or treated like garbage by so many store employees it's not even funny I'm still good with baby bumps and beyond the bump . Only thing that drives me crazy ? 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Honestly I would be pissed of too if you didn't clean me for XX months , I'll probably purposely break down till you clean me and stop neglecting me ... cunt . Imagine if all things we shaved had a template Huh ? I don't get it . I wouldn't be able to do it . Maybe she's the same way . Knows her body well enough to say " I just can't " . Who fucking knows . That wasn't a jab at OP . The jab was from SIL to OP . Seriously If you thought ' damn ... I should go grab some milk ' in a curfew area at night ... From Peru I have Yma Sumac ( jazz ) , Mortem ( death metal ) , Immortal Technique ( hip-hop ) , and Goat Semen ( WHY DID I DO IT ? I SAW THE DAMN THUMBNAIL , WHY YOU SCUMBAG BRAIN WHYYYYYYYHHHSHSBAJSNANANANAAA ... S . S . ... what elses is positive at a vagina show ? I read this wrong . I downloaded some app for tracking your period . My bf said now big brother knows everything about me ! I get so sick , sad , and angry at these stories . 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Me . * * Ugh , don't you Connor-fetishists get tired of hearing yourselves drone on and on about ol ' potato-nose ? Has his scintillating personality and overabundance of charm and wit made such a huge impact on you that even now , two years later , you're still carrying on about him ? I live in the UK and your post momentarily freaked me the fuck out .. somehow you * wasted * a lot of a lot good stuff What ? Have I been discovered ? Are you my manager I mean :) :D : S just can't compete as well with ones such as Who said it was clean ? Yeah , the Feminist Action Network sent out a memo so we all dropped a couple hundred on consoles and games just to ruin that dude's day . Ah yeah . I never thought of that . le shush ! " only " Why must reddit break :( just makes my hours of surfing reddit harder Semen , blood , ....... middle school girls Geez that was fast . One more for good measure . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( I always viewed Ireland as relatively safe . 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Careful now , that's borderline blasphemy to the followers of the Freckled Goddess . Perhaps they use it to differentiate themselves from the other two ( Black PS4 , Black Xbox One ) . I know white versions of those consoles are coming but by using the white one it reduces the likeliness of parents mistaken the other consoles for a Wii U .... so they'll just think it's a Wii instead nice try mr see eye ay Oh God ... we had this happen OP . It was frustrating Azir is a nice concept for a new champ but whatever happened to Ao Shin Oh fudge ! I hope there isn't construction in that area too I sure hope these aren't real . In particular the second picture with the camera breaking the flat surface cue rape culture rants and looks of disapproval ... ^ ^ I am opposed to them fucking in my branches 315 people voted for Pastor . Really ... ? Really ! ? Those tomatoes look so mushy ... Who was so rich to waste condom like that ? 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" He repeated it and I was still confused as to what he meant still thinking some sexual activity with a transsexual was involved . He told me it meant they were about to rob somebody . World War Three is starting . We are all going to die in a nuclear Holocaust . This deserves a Reddit frown . It's almost like her consent * matters , * or something . Never too soon I am sorry , but I am an agent for your devious counterpart Travisvv . I do not compute things such as " And here I am , still trying to do that no death run and people out there forget they even have it it says it in the title of scene .. I would appreciate it if you would explain right here , right now ... > It'd be like , what if they ever made another sequel after Aliens . Say , where Newt dies in the first few minutes . It would ruin the whole point of Aliens , one of the greatest movies all time - because the whole point of Aliens was saving Newt . But they never did make another Aliens . You misspelled Alien . 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Return the favors Matt like Lol . These types of games always have the music turned off the second I find the setting . Bad placement on the unlock swipe too . Yes it's correct , but there's no official simulcast since Crunchyroll and FUNimation don't have the rights to have it on their websites . As for WatchOP we have to wait until fansub groups sub it to be able to watch it with subtitles ... and who knows when that will be ? Episode of Merry took more than half a year to get subbed . of course , I'm just giving you a hard time , you know , like Stanford has been doing to us the last 2 years If the sniping being referenced is shooting down the flag , I'm disappointed he didn't say " Luffy doesn't know Usopp shot down the flag " . Fuuuck I hate it when people say they'll ping me . I'm not a fucking computer . I think you misread the title of the thread ... Terribly ... sigh ? ok , sigh . losing a credit is not the same as breaking even . and you've spent a click too . 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Then I went to another one because I was out shopping and the salesperson tried to tell me about how the GNC brand multivitamin had all of my macronutrients So the kid was 13 when it started ? Blah blah Username is relevant . I admit , that I really do like this new Chase format . But I don't agree with having a single track decide the winner , regardless of which track it is . You could have a dominant driver win all 35 races during the entire year . But that driver might not be that great at whatever final track they decide to use to host the finale . Whelp that sucks . This amazing driver will never win a Championship now unless he purposely wrecks his competitors . No love for Marika Yeah , because releasing a disappointing game is like robbing a bank ... STONE HANDS I'm having trouble evaluating the ethical implications of these actions . I feel obliged to request some empirical proof of your claims , for science ... 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I'm not OK with this . because you know that really you should be too keen on them , and then people look at you with * * Def my favorite issue of " S . H . E . I . L . D " ... Google " motorcycle shipping " Still not as good as two men singing about ballsack while dressed in it Not sure if kidding , or psychotic maniac I read this as " how to eat animals " Also : " scientist " Kent Hovind I think I saw on the website that th9 and th 10 cost around $ 4000 - $ 5000 for each , and the ones below were significantly smaller . So with $ 7k , you could probably get well into th10 . Sounds like an awesome plan , except for where you miss the aspect of the game , oh , and also the part where you spend 7 fucking thousand dollars on a free app Nice try , rent a center guy . I wish I had one day with no wind . It's always zero wind when I look at the METAR at home / work and as soon as I arrive at the airport there is some 5 knots crosswind with gusts coming from all directions ... Maaan I had that happen to me back in my iPod touch 4g days , and it was awful and painful . I didn't get it out so I was like " fuck this " and sold it for $ 50 This is a BMW key , I have the same one . My battery died around a year ago and after some research I found that BMW keys are just plain stupid . Not only do you HAVE to break the key in half to get to the battery , but also the battery is soldered to the terminals . You can replace it with some diy but realistically the only way to get a new key is to go to the stealership and pay $ 300 for a new set . Why are you removing the hair from your ears ? But we are . I was about to upvote you and then ..... I'm the same age as the Raiders all I want is VEHICLES ლ ( You insult my mother ? I KILL YOU ( V ) ( There's a wallpaper subreddit ? ! I look at this and think man her ass must be stank if someone just tossed her into the shower and turned it on .... The fuck is wrong with me ? I read that as Michael Collins . I was already thinking in my head like " That is not a lego man . Coaching staff had a large bet placed on lsu ? Melvin punched a coach at halftime ? Our coaches are idiots ? I have no idea and would love to know . Fine . For me , running around in circles to avoid mobs is not fun . I'm glad blizzard has compiled a list of players who are best in the world at that . Are you sure you are u are using an iDevice ? Four requests in two days ? ! Oh , man . That's like so bad and totally worth complaining about ! Worse than having no money , having way more money than the night before . clearly he doesn't . I mean ... did you SEE that guy The best part of waking up ... is data caps , you filthy peasant . Coffee cup . Look at the title of the stickied thread , please . The cow in the diner delivers a cheeseburger to a man and looks at him judge mentally and says " MMMMM HMMMM " . Happy not to see Gaston play , was not happy with his performance v . the Flounders Oh . " I don't have a clever comment so I'll just post a Blowing my second nose ... That golem is going to Harvard , my Pekkas aren't though " Had it since I was 5 years old " Yes this seems to be the case , and here I thought the new client would get rid of it . I think Dick Cheney and 7-11 are working together to try and ... never mind you won't understand . You're just like my son .. I'm on to you guys Now I want to see a skinless baby . Precisely what ? It's not a crime to talk about it in Turkey . This ignorance is going kill me someday So far ! It hurts to look at it . So I'm a cheap bastard and go looking for promo codes , cause you know , this isn't cheap enough ? Find on slickguns a promo ' bryanfreakinrocks ' and figure I'll give it a shot . Enter the code and at checkout and instead of ' discount applied ' it says " * it's true . * " What else are you gonna cry What ? Yeah , when I saw the video my first reaction was " I mean , I think the hacker is a douchebag , but the pictures are on the internet and there's nothing anyone can do to make them go away . Let him do his thing Not really concerning my disbelief of god but insanely annoying . " If there was a Big Bang , there had to be a Banger " . Meaing someone had to create the Big Bang , but the wording was really idiotic . ( People are so weird , I had a guy invade me then immediately run up to me and tried backstabbing me with a buffed dagger while I bowed . I kept rolling out of the way and hitting him in the back with an R2 attack from the royal dirk , after a little while of that he ran to the mobs and black crystalled out then messaged and told me he doesn't fight backstab fishers I don't understand why people use cork floors . The trees it comes from are over harvested as it is , and they don't last very long . Congrats on the milk , but what are all those almonds going to do to your poor tummy ? Honestly , the Asian lines are so big on hydration I figure it can't be that bad . Right ? Anyone else hear that fart just after the 1:00 mark or was that my headphones making it seem like it was the video ? Maybe you should re-download the episode and keep it on your phone forever , OP . That was a good episode I'm just commenting to say hello , not to save for when I'm not at work .. In short : nope . Wasn't being negative . I guess I could've added a smiley . why would you play with our emotions like this pompsy ლ ( We checked in Thursday night and they had run out of vouchers . We were not pleased . NO PLZ THE FEELS ARE TOO MUCH AGAIN ... Or not I told my mom's ex-boyfriend that I wanted to be black so I could sneak around with no clothes on and scare people by smiling at them in the dark huh ? what ? ? u srs dude ! ? 0_o le weird serious zany face ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME thanks dude . ( It was some " gourmet " place , I was still surprised at the price . They weren't even very nice Am I the only one here that can't find them ? If it helps to know , I was sensitive before pregnancy . It got worst with # 1 . With this pregnancy , I want to ' Hulk Smash ' everything and everyone who do me wrong .... And then cry about it Holy . Fucking . Fuck . I feel ya mama ! ! With # 1 , I had hip / lower back issues alongside a beautifully pulled groin You seem so funny and very tough . Right now I am sitting in my basement at my mothers home terrified at what YOUR going to say next . May god have mercy on my soul . I mean it really is a mystery as to why they would think that ... Quit when . You are ready ? Yeah right , you will never be ready , you will be hacking and wheezing on your deathbed and you still will smoke . Uh … … … This just got very creepy . I don't think I should trust you I cant stand that shit its all litterally sex positions . All coming in the fappening . Ya me di cuenta que tu y los aparatos electronicos no se llevan bien Someone downvoted your * opinion * that it looks cool I read " Kurds " as " Kids " and had a moment of Guess what ? My other favourite anime is Clannad . Do you think Clannad is shit ? Ugh , it looks like it was written by an eleven-year-old . " Have a gold shower . " yes you can Oh of course you did . The bear was the shittiest part Kirby fingers Thanks , didn't see that there . These are good to know . I'm just happy I can finally post and subscribe now ! Probably Kinect issues . I swear if Kane switches gimmicks again ... I read this as who is your favorite Smash 4 newcomer , and after voting for Duck Hunt Dog was pleased to see him in second place , and extremely confused to see Dark Pit in first Ass peppers ? Your username ... Implying I have women in my social circle .... What's wrong with it ? HOW UNPROFESSIONAL OF A PROFESSIONAL SNAKE ! ┌ ( When semen is introduced into the vagina there is a chance that the female's egg becomes fertilised . The egg eventually grows into a baby after a period of around nine months . After this period the baby exits through the vagina . That fucking " You must connect to Facebook to chat . " Yeah ... It was a bf joke ... Wait you know I was joking right . I am so confused . I didn't . Because . This dude , asking the important questions . Goddammit op They titled it " Madam in New York " ? They made reddit crash , y'all need jeezus . You know most of the liberal's failures are a result of their right wing demagogy , right ? We were * * THIS * * close to being put on a list ◔ _ ◔ " putting my time into music , " by browsing and arguing on Reddit all day ? ლ ( You ... are also good at drawing ... ノ ( As someone who lived in Australia for a couple of years , this comment is accurate so I'll let it stand . But : I signed up for a super points account when they released it for Canadian users . I don't like it very much though , you need to reach levels to get certain prizes And people hate our language for compound words ... So ... where are the towers ? I think your cute . Just ... what the fuck is wrong with him ? rip ^ in ^ pepperonis ^ TL ;D R Damn so I guess I must lower my Donger ノ ( White text on yellow . Probably because Europe and it's many languages , don't know why they can't just release the English version now Hey now , that doesn't mean he isn't your spiritual leader . If you aren't also a faithless , shortsighted , scumbag atheist you aren't submitting to your husband . ... That's not my hand Thats not my leg I've had people who bought their own parts and wanted me to build it for them . $ 1200ish in parts in a $ 30 case It's already been a year since Richmondgate . None of the other comments seem to notice that you gave yourself gold , so I am just letting you know that I noticed . > May God have mercy on the roof of your mouth I am giving you such a side eye for even thinking that idea . ' Breakfast slept in ... ' My Ti is blue / green ... : ~ ` alias ' : ~ ` type But you'll have that piece of mind that your assailant whom might be firing back at you will also be limited to a 10 round fixed magazine . ( What were you Googling ? I saw that too . Suspicious Oh god that video Watch it be like Mario's but with electricity Yeah , let's not be fiddling kids . That's not a thing . ... Of course I would miss that folder when looking . Are you telling me that's not standard karma protocol ? ! Oh God what am I going to do with all these dead cats ! Yikes , those comments in the article . * * The World Series that shall not be named . * * moi qui pensait que la démocratie ca fonctionnait a merveille ! and what if i dont know what should I do ? ( So punny-gore I used to work in a bookstore and had an old man spend ten minutes telling me why he would never EVER read a book written by a woman . " Yeah , wasting user space by putting only 2 squares on the screen is kinda go - oh . You mean * that * . Putting a bigger image causes Windows to just ignore it completely and go back to the default login wallpaper . Everywhere you go , " Good morning Bob . " " Steve ? ! Oh god no ! Please ! Pleeease no ! " " No , Bob , I'm just grabbing coffee . * Oh god ... * Oh yes . These people totally did not exist before then . President Yıldırım : did not know what this subreddit was at quick glance on the normal front pages . now i do At first I was all like My coworker does this to me . Strangely intimate . That was rude and uncalled for .... Fuck IPv 6 . There will never be a better use of Now I want a tablet so I can try the hard and insane levels You have it the worst . It's got to suck . Could have spend less time making the girls look like strippers and maybe drawn at least * * ONE * * foot . But nope . I was waiting for " We don't even have a child . " I'm on my ipad and I can see what you did there Did you just answer for someone else , two days later ? A pirate walked into a bar with handle bars sticking out of his zipper . Bartender asks , " What's with the handle bars ? " , to which he replied , " Arr , they're driving me nuts ! " Yes . That would be why I had my penis and testicle removed Oh god that's brutal . Are surprise queefs a regular occurrence That last kill was purely 1337 Hmmm a guy wearing a watch on his right wrist my ocd is kicking in ... peel off that drive warning sticker ლ ( I'll get bombed to smithereens for saying this but that guy did not add any magic , he just wailed like a hog over the top of some rather nice and pleasant music while holding his junk satchel I understand if forensics students would want to see this , but fuck , some of the comments in there I restored you to unity , but there's a godamned heretic downvoter around here This is why I stopped going to a specific play place one city over from us ( it's not far ) . This fucking cunt brings her son in sick every time we go , and my daughter catches something , incubates it , and hubs and I get something three times worst I'm bothered by some of the horrible spelling > instead of fucking deleting the game thread you asshole It's one syllable . TAKE . IT . BACK . * * I've never been happy . Fuck you Pinterest mom One handed games ... Never use emoticons . Unless it's one of these ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) ¯ \ _ ( ツ ) _ / ¯ 8 Wins followed by 8 Losses I'm broken , I keep picturing a person falling in there . APPARENTLY NOT Prices have remained . I usually only grab a ball , $ 220 . I can't grab more .. I will smell it all " Bananalicious cream pies " is that four or five different fonts on there ? Houston Texans Top Players ; Matt Schaub , QB Pretty ? Yeah ... That annoys me . Eyeball it for two downs then break out the calipers . I was really fucking confused by this ; how the hell is there a Little Rascals photo in color ? You fuckin ' 90s kids did it to me again . 1 ) I never said or thought it was . Actually , I specifically stated " Mojang's code is NOT GPL " Do not sell your starter weapons until you have finished mastering them . ESPECIALLY THE CRONUS . I am stuck at level 17 on Cronus because I didn't finish mastery and I can't get Vor to drop it . More like four times Watching my boss get out a calculator when using Excel Please respect tables . ノ ( ........... get out That predates Pong by 46 years . Same thing happened to me , the first time it happened I won 17k in credits and it froze ....... You can imagine my frustration Pregnant me now wants all the fudge and he always responds " Unless they review each others history Anything you can wear that's like a medieval princess or a pauper ? ? Those don't ever appear to be so super sexy that your tits will fall out ... unless they meant them to Fuck me those were absolute shit angles to show that goal and it wasn't even on until 0:22 in ... It leaves such a hole in my heart to see us kill each other . They think it's a great idea ... Until that day comes where one squeaks That's not a human EKG . I think I'm lucky to have not ventured into exploring that zone of Japanese politician r34 materials . I'm onto you , just don't want us poor oceanic people getting our weeklies done ! ノ ( I made it myself . Slaughtered some roosters supporters and ground them down OF THE CLOSET MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Got this raid in silver 2 Except the waitress also caught on fire I'm going with any David Lynch film but especially Eraserhead and Mulholland Dr . Don't say Twin Peaks because it's a TV series .... I had BH contractions on New Year's 2012 going into 2013 . I thought I was in labour and had to call my husband off his shift .... only to be told it * could be * early labour , but to go home and wait for further progress . Went home and the fucker's stopped In pic 10 of the set , when her bf is lifting her short skirt up , you can see she even has her green thong on backwards . Yeah or maybe the screen can slowly turn gray when you're close to death ..... A Twin Turbo V8 Dafuq are they doing there ... Did he ask for it ? But do they really need an iPhone ? I know that's a joke , but still : TSG never had mages As long as you are happy , that's what is important .... maybe I need to take my own advice . I hate when people use logic . I know a doctor who is the most asshole fucking jerk and he is fucking retarded ... but he made it through med school . Don't question it . It's a BIT ironic because you both had registration issues . Celtics worked out fine there's didn't . Simple logic really . Was a simple question because I don't happen to know the ins and outs of player registration paper work . Uh … … … Where'd you get this ? I require an undisclosed amount of these . What ... the fuck ..... I did soon after I hit 7 million a roll . I feel like mentioning the whole Unidan thing is almost like a karma sucker punch by now haha . I've seen it mentioned 4 times today you must be using a phone . You're so cryptic . Mind blown . Yeah they haven't updated the shit outta it and added a ton of new features and objects to the game or anything . Same game since day one . In that case , I blame you Oh man , that would be so much motivation for me . I'd start repping my 50 ' s and death stare the guy the entire set . Everything I do it's Bench press : Leg extension : Calf raises : Yeah , I'm going to trust the opinion of the guy that just figured out its SEA at home . Insurance and taxes are mandatory .... Regardless of political views . Though I've heard that being filthy rich can somehow lower the requirement for paying taxes . Know anything about that ? Close yo brackets I can't tell if I am being proposition by a 14 year old or what but I feel dirty and need a shower now . It was me told my mum to get divorced when i was 10 . she looked obviously unhappy in that marriage . but it's kinda sad cuz she blames me for she got divorced for me not for herself everytime she gets angry at me . My fault ? ლ ( I vote Republican because I don't want the government to ship my job over seas ... Putin regards Ukraine being offered NATO membership a national security threat ? Why Putin , are you fighting Ukraine That wasn't Morgan Freeman ? If they had it together I feel we'd see much less downtime " ... against the chiefs " We can't tell you . I remember when Alienware used to use Clevo laptops and give them a makeover . The same model Clevo used to be around $ 800 cheaper than the Alienware one i think its boku no pico Mine were PG , but yours ... ‎ > Note that none of the choices are " I hate this author " . I'm looking at you , dude who reported every single Gambatte story ... Holy , you are hot as fuck . I chose to ignore it ... I'm starting to think we should me more concerned about your history Ah , a republican game Haha , nah I get you now , I've just woken up so I'm probably the fuzzy one between the two of us > I'm looking at you , dude who reported every single Gambatte story ... That hundred yard stare though I don't think that's how EA Access works . This is sooo fucking annoying . Grrrr . They tell me shift doesn't work when logging in . Everytime I ask someone to log off they always restart . OP ノ ( That's what she said " Let's go racing with an unsecured floor jack in the hatch ! " " I guess he deserved what was coming to him ... " So he's getting a young Indian guy delivered via tiger ? " Audio problems ... " I'll try too I , too , read the entire pen . Sit down ノ ( My mother is basically throwing me another wedding instead of a baby shower . It's so over the top . I wanted a BBQ in her backyard with about 30 people at most ! You know how many she's inviting ? ? 80 ! People she didn't invite to my actual wedding . She's getting a DJ and asked about a dancefloor . TWC having issues . Imagine that . Hmmm ... tough choice for me between TRich or DeAngelo Williams ! ! ! ಠ ‿ ಠ ^ Not available in my country ? " Oh , I * love * Jar-Jar ! He's my favorite Star Wars character . " * * Judging by that picture , definitely made Dan happy too . 18 weeks pregnant with spawn # 2 , toddler is 19 months . I hate it so far . I * fucking * hate it My toddler also drives me up the fucking wall , and having zero energy makes my patience fly out the window for her whiney crap Pregnancy isn't for everyone . So fuck people who are like " you'll miss this " . Oooohhh , that's why I'm willing to undergo an invasive procedure to * * * NEVER * * * go through this again after this one is done OP ノ ( you mean , you came ? I've shot an AK , and I have to say I like the SKS a lot more . But I'd still like to own an AK And nobody asked what the people wanted . TJ Wars to Donte Whitner is a downgrade ? What ! ? ... , No you really can't ... This little bastard : Really ? So glad I never actually went through with that as a kid Uhhhh , you can definitely do that . Dry ? It's not a martini Grandpa ! Sauce . Please .... Still interested ? You never responded to my PM . Still interested ? You never responded to my PM . Now that you say it ... i'm kinda interested to see how this could turn out if somebody decides to draw it 1 Star Review . * New seller rating 98 % * I want a white Christmas , Australia's December is just ridiculously hot weather Michelle Phan is that you ? * Motor * skills ? It is taking so long for us to get going on O ... PAC 12 play is going to kill us " His penis and testicles were cut off " Are you suggesting me to eat my own cum ? Op's face during the entire meeting Now Red loves everyone . I've heard this 3 times in 6wks Whispering " she fits me in every way . " In real life I'm 5 feet and 2 inches tall . I need him to be his normal height so I can pet his fluffy ears at all Oh my .... You think this is a game Kamui ? ( Did Lisa really just dump Pocky sticks into the pot soup / stew ? Sort of . Finally got fed up with the connection issues I had constantly and went on vacation to a more stable game . Battlefield 4 This link doesn't seem to work . They're two different types of games . Compare Rivals to Horizon . Aks you a question Edit : K-State Great tackle by Matt Hoch on Aarion Penton Yeah ... about the third one being related to game grumps ... > I stepped in poop on a call this morning I thought the point of a guy like viridian is to have high single target damage at a huge risk . no , let's make a mage that can hit harder and from a safe distance Why would you put your face on this ? The employees are buying them . I just walked over to my store and the employees there told me they bought them before the store opened . Plus they were also wearing them . Now hold it horizontal How I feel about Matt Smith ( and insofar Peter Capaldi ): A 20 year old gynecologist .. You've seen this happen ? 275 dollars for airfare , 180 for the hotel , and 50 for a gift , and how do they thank me ? Wedding kicks off at the same time as MSU . Not sure if I opened this as my wife walked behind me and glanced over . The Framily thing messed me up so much that I still am thinking the guy is saying " Sprint Framily Plan " instead of " Sprint Family Plan . " Good . Read my previous post though . That's still a full body workout . My exercises are simply split to two days ( upper and lower ) . I loved blue Moon in my travles through USA . Ugh ಠ Nice our admins used to come but they aren't allowed to anymore . The group of us was too big and clearly identifiable as teaching staff from the school . Because adults aren't allowed to go out and have a few drinks on a Friday and still be good role models . This sounds like my best guy friend's mother Maybe next time tell her to use it to grow a bigger , better , smarter brain ? ? Ugh ... you rob a bank . edit : I saw it on DVD for the first time , and the menu screen gave it away . Did you refer to engineering as a Bachelor of * arts * ? Sure , totally in love ... Until people like you post about their mod . Then I start feeling trapped and wonder if I'm really ready to settle down with the mod I chose . I haven't been with a mod for more than two months because of this . We're still talking about the burger place , right ? I don't even How the hell would a Klingon be stealthy ... you can hear their armor / clothing squeaking from a mile away . Just because it's brown you assume it must be dirty ? Their Facebook has pricing on the vacant lofts , but it hasn't been updated since October 2011 . But yours are ? WUT Haha yeah I just wanted to see if she would handle it . I was able to handle a whole pallet earlier in March when the sod was dormant . It only weighed about 1900lb . But when it is growing and fresh cut the whole pallet weighs about 3500lb Smith and wesson sd9 . Ammo is dynamic research technologies frangible . AAAAND my finger was behind the trigger Its like she's looking for trouble Oh no ! Is that where the whales were ? When the Titans went to the Super Bowl there were a ton of people in my hometown in Alabama who jumped on their bandwagon . When I asked them why they were Titans fans all of a sudden ( these are hardcore Bama fans who claim to hate anything to do with Tennessee ) they said " because we finally have an NFL team in the southeast . " Our town is 4 hours from Nashville , and a little over an hour from ATL That song Your character has an appropriate It's the * * Relevant username That is one gooney bird This is exactly what i am afraid of I'm lying , this is reddit , I do not do this on a regular basis . ( Henne can run farther than he can throw at the moment The only thing that will tell if this will be the best is the ending ceremony I must agree To the . It's only 900k but to me that's hours and hours of stressful missions with people who don't know their arse from their elbow . I've been away for 10 minutes and miss something like this 17 flak against my 16 , you won this round ( That's why I benched him ! Over Foles ... Or what if people stopped pretending like everything after gen 1 doesn't exist because they don't like it ? little tricky does not equal works every time Uh , your TLDR is more than 1,000 words long and the video is almost * an hour * long ... It's school , they always try to cover things up . Except when we were forced to watch video of a baby being born in health class I made the same joke and got downvoted into oblivion Matt Ryan 12/10 hot hot hot 8/ 10 . Also your previous posts .... That makes no sense . But 3 boxes bs buy 3 gain and its cheaper than buying 6 . Goddamnit varg - wait Unless he gave him ... fluids . How dare you bring facts to a circle jerk Very funny . I'm more drawn to actually using ghosts for fusion Me and my friend had a conversation like this once before . I was telling her how I would get supplies and set up a small farming town . She kept saying she wouldn't need to do anything to survive , and I was like how is that possible ? Until it finally hit me . * " You're going to rob us aren't you ? " * " * Yes * " . no , A * fucking election * ? ( Hey ! I resemble that remark ! My prof told us about a mom that called to ask if her kid could take the prof's summer bio course despite plans to miss two weeks of the six week course ( vacation , I think ) . When the prof said no , that wouldn't work , the mom offered to sit in on the classes for him and take notes . OMG that Chester guy better treat her right now that it's obviously going QUITE SERIOUS with the house and all WE'RE WATCHING YOU BUDDY ლ ( Shit man ! My child should be dead ! ! I mean , I * had to * give her formula because my heart was failing and I was weak , and also on meds not recommended for breast feeding . Please make me take back my formula-feeding days so she can * really * live ! ! ! / s Jakiro scares me . He's staring into my soul . * throws search bar at you * The look on his face Is that one of those inflatable balance balls on the bottom there ? Shhhhhhh . Don't let the humans hear you . For some reason , I thought I was reading Creative Loafing , so when I made it to the comments section , I was pretty shocked by all the blatant racism . Then I noticed it was the AJC . Where do these people live ? 1860 ? Its been done before . like numerous times . And DAT LOGO How do you know That escalated quickly . Appears to argue against racism , ........ applies racism in argument , ............ I am literally the only person in this thread that's getting it for the 360 . Check every single comment . The only one . Hatoful Boyfriend ? Sign me up ! Washington is still recovering from sanctions incurred over 10 years ago > It would make a nice addition to the book . No because you didn't read the rules ^ Seemed like a good reaction image I'm just playing it dosn't look that bad , why do you have ghb though ... Nothing . I really really need to go buy groceries . ... I see what you mean now 11k miles in 27 years ? " 15 is fine " I just started filing in my brows like 2 months ago and I'm really excited about it ! I don't know how I used to put foundation all over my face and get it on my brows and I'd just leave them that way . Calls out OP for acting like a chode , ...... acts like a chode , ........... I expected something else Do not be embarrassed of you lack of standardised auxiliary input Looks like a cheeseball with dandruff just scratched its head over your keyboard If my minions don't chase the enemy champions far enough , how am I going to fountain dive that last guy for my penta ? For some reason reddit never alerted me to this . Why do I have no friends tab ? Just updated to 1410 Sexy demon sluts I see what she did there ... Pretty sure this is American " cheese " . Still makes me cringe . But gets me is that they said " Warriors and Rogue were to close " Fuck that noise , Rogues have an entire tree separate from Warriors . Warriors can't stealth nor lockpick . I just shoved this in the oven at 11:30 after some MNF beers . Not sure weather the fiancee will be happy or give me the I find it hilarious reddit whines about a repost from a few days ago but no let's all upvote the comment that has been reposted for 8 FUCKEN YEARS Congrats . That's pretty cool . Shame there were no digital swag bags . 65 hours and over 200 paragon levels and I've found 1 . I think it's trying to communicate ... I found out the day before the news broke . Someone tried to use my Visa in Torrance . I'm paying 70 for 25 mbs . I noticed that too . I'm surprised more people didn't Oh . So you still went to school today ? When I was younger , I was obsessed with " tycoon " games , Roller Coaster Tyccon and Zoo Tycoon being my favorites . I ended up buying Mall Tycoon and realized that not all tycoons are created equal ... It was a horrible game and the character models didn't even have faces . It creeped me out at a kid Knowing this job exist leaves me like but not impossible It is unsecured debt . Weekly cicumcision ? Does it grow like fingernails Read that as horrible taste in cocks Waarom is die link paars I like how the second photo ( " The Cake Crew " ) used in the article is someone hand lettering the logo art ... Or was it a wrong chat 50MBs is slow ? Wut How do you know where I'm from ? Are you in our clan ? Jesus . What is it with you and shitting in boxes ? I'm only 17 .. What the ... I came here to say this . Corolla by chance I have hooded eyes and permanently look like Oh god , my uncle once opened up a can inside the house . The results were catastrophical . I can't imagine in my wildest nightmares what a small can would do inside an apartment . > That just sounds ... wrong Bin oui va chier moi si j'capable d ' écrire dans une langue qu'tu comprendra pas Fell in love with the hiphop trio ' Cunninlynguists ' couple months ago , too bad NO ONE I know even listen to hiphop ... I have lost my taste for music since around 09 though , before I found this trio all I could enjoy was those classics that have no lyrics . The ability to purify water by simply touching its container . Also a big piss off . The anti-vaxxer . They are breaking the chain of herd immunity because jenny fucking mccarthy still is of the * opinion * ( despite science ) that they cause autism . You fucking uneducated POS ! ! Go spread measles somewhere else Yeah . Always go head first . Over the years I'v spent a good four figures on those stuff from MFLB to Cano to Logs , not proud of it of course . Kim Kardashian has her own star ? Nope they didn't get many , apparently Ramuh Ex for me . But hopefully with the ring ilvl increase that will be off my screen soon . Oh hey looky there that piece of lava is over 600 degrees . Let's poke it with my bare hand Yeah , that's a great feature ... I actually really , really like playing keyquest . I just think it's really fun , and I hope they actually get a chat system going that doesn't involve scrolling through tons of useless text WHY HAVEN'T WE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE ლ ( I am sure lots of people are having this problem and I hope it will be fixed soon ! ! ! ! It's really annoying if you want to check out the new patch and it keeps on freezing the whole time I was " showing " early . I definitely had to start wearing maternity clothes earlier as well . I was about 18 weeks when I " looked " pregnant with my daughter . I was about 7 weeks with this one well i wish i didn't know that Well , you and that Director who destroyed his marriage for her . Yeah check my history I'm a obvious shill . Telling people multiple times not to get various apple products . Man I'm such a fanboy x ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ English is not my native language ! Now I understood what you meant ! I thought you meant was it hot this year ! And yes we DO have four seasons ! But this summer was hot af ! And my name's Myriam But don't you get it ? Everyone must run . Everyone . 285 is the only GPU currently that will work with free sync Especially when it's enough to make you l That's the most intense I'm sure you were ... Can you ask for meds ? I'm on Diclectin , still hate food , but nausea is better . Energy though ? Non-existent lol , what ? Desert ? I know when I'm about to lay mine China's gonna want that back Lololololololol le funny internet maymay XD XD XD XD I play a lot . I mean A LOT . I have that day off ( though we were asked to stay until 3am i play for two hours at night , nerd . How do people not have DS teams on trading subreddit meant for there games That makes no damn sense though ! I guess you speak from experience ... We are not a ' he ' . I'm unaware of unidan but he has to have Asperger's I hope you cleaned that up ... Section ! Deflec ... Yeah because he responded with a proportional amount of force ... Bitches be bitches LOL ! I have to fight the urge to pluck few " freak " stray hairs I find on his back also . It makes me feel kinda twitchy ... Oh lawd now I have to spend more money on this game I didn't even know that menu was there .... So many wasted comments where I could have giving people this face I'm a nurse and former Marine , with a lot of friends that are either nurses or former Marines ... My Facebook wall is the worst in all the land . Tsk-tsk , hot linking from FA .... ʕ Quick ! Leak the nudes ! No , the hair just goes from your head to your back Plot twist : He makes his own sauce ಠ_ಠ I too have discovered That's stupid .. This whole thread " DAE type in lyrics to Google to find out what song they just listened to ? " No . That literally never crossed my mind ..... Minecraft in Silverlight . Looking at you ISIS . He kind of has this face : i thought it was assembler code I , I , You , did ... After spending upwards of 15 platinum and still only have a Superior Terra Blade to show for it , I'm still waiting . I started with Superior and end up with Superior . But aren't iphone and galaxy phones exactly the same ? I mean there was a court case and everything Hello um ... Pre existing person ... I don't know man . I really hope it's not the performance fix they were talking about ... Why are you DDoS'ing Tumblr Don't recommend googling " DP Annual 2 " * " I don't like drama " * This seems ... Too good to be true . OP , are you a wizard ? I , for one , am offended that the animators even DREW these frames into the movie . C'mon now . Don't be flattered for recapping a story you didn't write . You can't summarize Moby Dick and then take it as a compliment when they say the story sounds good . > Edit : Went into the Dean , teacher is on " review " This happened to me as well ! Search for highest female match in the world , it shows my former college roommate's girlfriend . Search for highest male match in the world , it shows my former college roommate Upvotes for all of you for passing the test " We're fucking before graduation , I don't care if you want to or not ... I do . " Not sure if genuine respect for our field or fishing for easy upvotes Might have to start doing this God ... He looks identical to this guy I use to sleep with ... I feel awesome and sad at the same time ... Yeah . Halo : Combat Evolved wasn't popular or fun to play at all . Why can't Canada carry these ? ? ? That is rather oddly specific Better than mouthwash A girl texted me telling me she really liked me and would like to go out ... I thought it was a joke and ignored the message for several days . I kissed the wrong lips . Or your sense of hearing You animal ..... If mine breaks with this one , I'm putting some depends on and going back to sleep I hate food now at almost 19 weeks . Can't cook either because yay pregnancy nose Dude , gross . Rumi is just kind of Your comment ruined my life . I hope you are happy . Interesting that this one didn't get answered … These posts . Are . * Agitating * ...... OP's account created minutes before posting a fear mongering WREG link I turn 30 tomorrow , which is now today Awesome thing you are doing . But dude , think about the victims . I would rather get shot to death rather than being stabbed or bludgeoned . People these days ... Nah , you're just gonna be able to conjugate her . It's a dry loose leaf tea that you simply steep in hot water and you can drink hot but I almost always drink cold . It has a bitter sweet taste , packed with caffeine , and has incredible health benefits , like it's very high in antioxidants , helps with digestion , and the amino acids in it are good for your heart . Also it's just plain refreshing and tasty ! You can buy bags of loose leaf Yerba Mate at Whole Foods or Sprouts , not sure about other places . And it's relatively inexpensive . TIL ... One more thing to look forward to . I don't care how you cut the cake , eating charcoal doesn't sound healthy to me . Ayy lmao nice meme When its pitchfork time its pitchfork time Ψ a * second * movie ? I've never gotten more than 1k at a time Spaghetti , knife , I do now . Long fingernails scratching jeans / other rougher material . Downside is that it's also 1080p so everyone will say that it what makes it play and look so good . What did you even accomplish by leaving those comments ? The only thing that happened is you got up voted because surprise surprise the unpopular opinion was real ya popular one Looks like my picture is what it looks like . Le gars qui a fait ça devrait se méfier , il pourrait être poursuivi pour avoir utilis é les symboles de la république fran çaise . Smelly underwear ... Every fucking time .... I can't believe how far Manning is down the list . He had a couple of overthrows , sure . But otherwise he was spot on and had multiple drops ^ ( Looking at you Demaryius don't give me that look I'm not looking for that kind of ' job ' Tren hard and eat clen Least corrupt ? Least corrupt of all the countries ? Least . No wireless ' 802.11 n ' even ? He's an alt . for Olimar Picking up Health / Ammo has the opposite effect . You must drop them instead . So elegant ... This man is a wordsmith Not sure if sunspot or Minmus EA . Still , even with old components .... This " Why didn't anyone colorize the photo of the African American girl ? ? Huh ? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY / r / picrequests ? ? ! ! I had this too for about 3 months . My understanding was it was my uterus shrinking back to it's normal size . I hated the feeling . I always thought my period was coming Wow , some people need to close their traps before they get shot Alright , I wont email pictures of naked girls , i promise I didn't know batman kept slaves In the batcave Must have been a slow news day . Oh wait it's just fox Stop selling your Adderall and GET BACK TO WORK My husband is going to have to be the one to pick up this cheque because I will cause a scene . I cooled down and thought about it , and it's just not worth my time On a related note , I've had at least 4 people come up to me today asking me " is that the new iWatch ? ! " And no , I don't have this watch face , just one of the stock moto 360 watch faces Lvl 22 female ( We did that in 10th grade , I couldn't handle seeing the first slide so I had to sit in an empty computer lab . Yeah , this went on for five classes Oh god I just filled my car What the hell is wrong with your eyes I seriously am bracing my headboard with thick blankets against my wall in preparation for this I believe the word you're looking for is " hobby " I think that was the intention . Don't let your guard down ( In my desperation , I * might * have used an unstained corner if faced with that choice . Thankfully , it didn't come to that Yale Atheists , Humanists , and Agnostics ( AHA ) cosigned MSA's letter ? Wtf ! Odin fucking dammit , these " let's criticize everything but Islam " atheists are getting on my nerves . Ayaan says a lot of stuff that needs to be heard . To many people the stuff that Richard Dawkins says is considered offensive but I doubt the AHA would co-sign a letter written by a Christian group that would ask to bar Dawkins from speaking , yet they would co-sign a letter asking to bar Ayaan from speaking . I've not seen the conciseness requested I'm imagining you hand em a box like that , then the clerk asks if you want one for the xbox or ps3 and you reply " yes " . I gave up during the tutorial , it was unnecessarily long The thumbnail looks like a severed pig snout Sounds complicated when pissing all over them and looking at them like THANK YOU . Seriously , what the fuck reddit None of the burgers in the city are a 5 hour flight away . Not sure what human grade burgers are You don't usually bitch , yet you came out of your repost anger lurking for this one ? There are plenty of next-day or even next-hour reposts , and THIS is the one that pissed you off enough to have to post ? The watch is backwards Dude . Hey ! Sound like it's time to hand LO off at night to prove a point Ya know you could have just asked the question without posting a pic Yes , onto the treadmill . Ah , that look of disapproval . Yeah , you should just smoke tobacco out of it , that's totally different and acceptable It's like you said I don't believe anybody . And besides , that guy does have some pretty impressive references . That's gotta count for some credibility in my book ... Actually , when males fight during breeding season , they * do * go for each other's gular sacs ! They use their sharp hooked beaks to try to rip each other's sacs ( I think Valve might be done making games . Yeah , where are the scissors on that gun ? Code pls , This would piss me off so badly ! ! ! Yay damage control Isn't a bun with condiments and cheese just a cheese sandwich ? That last face If I'm not expecting a delivery , I would tear someone a new one , but knowing that * she called for food delivery * ? ? That did make me Chuckle . Sludge metal ... That was like 2 years ago Fu .... Eh Congrats ! ( You have changed my mind . I am sorry . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Typo aside , breaking your ankle on the pooper is * totally * cool Get the photos back and leak the nudes . Hmm , seems legit . whats this ? You email , don't worry i promise i wont send wierd shit :/ Thanks for posting That woman looks like a female Gabe Newell That joke is never funny . Holy fucking fuck woman ! I bet a lot of people are going to ' suggest ' counselling . I'd say leave his useless ass if you're already being a single parent If my daughter is running around with it ... ya ... we get a bit paranoid of her falling flat on her face with it ... in her mouth You eat your shit ? Yeah , thanks OP I have had multiple people try to buy ketamine off of me because I use it at work as an anesthetic . Get back to work ! my moms back kept needing a massage I guess Their wedding date . They subtracted a year . You're wanting to beg money off of people , and you're not even willing to adequately describe , on your own , why ? Looks like it should be an alien on Dr . Who What I also love is those FB " Fixie Trade " pages where people try and sell used Leaders for near retail or want to trade their shitty Lasco cranks and $ 20 for some Omniums nope , not reading that again Oh God , I didn't notice what it was at first . I stared at it for far too long trying to figure out what the problem was . Read it in reverse ..... even creepier . On my bed , watching on my laptop , occasionally yelling at my brothers to stop playing TFF 2 while loading 5 + youtube videos Why did I watch that When my nmom found out I was trying to move she tried to call the police . She said I could move but I couldn't take my stuff * ( that I bought ) * with me . She was very keen on keeping my college text books and laptop . The only way to call her off was to not move . My milkman ( a bloke who delivers the milk each day * ) is a complete City troll . This morning he was banging on about Aguero's age , Di Maria being ' a waste of money ' and all sorts of crap . Sell Christianity ? Maximize the karma , right ? " I haven't crapped in my diaper for a week " Oh yes , the Fox Sports South that I get here in California . 19 weeks chiming in . Ask me how I feel I just want the nausea to stop , to be able to cook proper meals again in my house without wanting to puke , to be able to drink a glass of wine when my daughter is acting out , to not have a swollen vag every other day , and to actually know what to eat from day to day . You know , rainbows and unicorn level pregnancy instead of this crap In reality and despite feeling like this , I can't wait to meet Baby " Ra " ( just a nickname , and sci-fi chicks probably know the origins . This ain't no special lil snowflake I be carryin ' :p ) . I also can't wait for my daughter to play with the baby once they are mobile . Crud ... two mobile beings I get to be responsible for . Crud Human life has tremendous value here .... At least $ 7.25 per hour and if they get some credit cards and loans then their life is even more valuable ...... Sounds like it's time for you to start blowing them off I wish this was taught and reinforced with children ( and adults that don't seem to take hints and think all animals just * love * them ) . I have two Alaskan Klee Kai pups that I'm working on socializing and it's like back to square one every time a human child leaps forward and grabs at " the baby wolves " . Younger children , after realizing the dogs are frightened , for some reason growl / jump at / bark at them . NO . Curse for one reason : Tipsy Your flair . I read this wrong . Thanks . And one more thing : how do I get it for less than $ 49.99 ? I'd feel bad if I bought it and a day later it went on sale . Whatever the fuck this thing is Little black things ? ! ? ! ? ! Watching the Eragon movie ! The whole time I was making a I'm beginning to fear a world of Ebola Rice , no . Nice Well , our defense wakes up once we allow them to get into the red zone . Nice . Because leggings are less restricting than denim Imagine a man with a membrane , from his hands to his feet , so that it didn't even look like he had hands , flapping towards you to take you to heaven Didn ´ t Regi forbid TSM fans to watch Ongamers videos yeah , like I'm the one who recorded it 3-4 hours ? Thanks ref Guy sounds like a real charmer 5 upvotes in ten minutes ? Unless op be lyin ' I watched it . Wasn't even funny You were * that * kid Why do you hate me ? It looks so delicious . After almost 400 battles in my Centurion 1 , I can say I never even saw that So , since you told me to take down the close ups I've gotten three matches ... Yep , felt this way with our little miss , but my husband managed to help ... a lot . Though she would still want me You will . did you really post again in the wrong subreddit ? Tits up ? If stupidity have Very interesting choice of breakfast items You're both retarded . You're both retarded . Lost AJ Green today , negative points from Charles Clay right now , kicker just lost two points because he was blocked . I have Spiller and Vereen , who have done next to nothing . It's halftime and I'm about ready to hang it up . My only hope is that Buffalo's D continues to play well . I have Rodgers later and he still has 5 players to go . Viagra has home delivery ? Cassel Is King ? That hole is gaping Chi have her a " Uh .... That's stealing His balls look like an ass bouncing off her cooter . Better than hitting refresh on a reddit game thread during SNF ? Hmmm . That's on iTunes but DOMO isn't As someone called Craig this gets sent to me at least once every few months ... REBEL AGAINST THE CYCLE ! ! ! ! ┌ ( You blindly pay full price for games in this day and age ? I wish I didn't react to earplugs Boy I hope AT & T has stock because we don't have an apple store . First quarter over and the dog has been hiding in the closet since 2 minutes into the game , from all the yelling . Not sure I have enough beer for this No lore ? I started Colston , Locker and Garcon . I won by 3 points due to my highest scorer : K Justin Tucker . What , the raping ? It's a weird fetish of mine ... Yeah , because oil companies need * so much * help with looking bad Picks are reserved for friends and crushes . I was not a popular kid  His ear looks like a blown out butt hole . I've read this before somewhere I denne tråd er bliver kultur nævnt , men ikke IQ You guys need to stop finding bugs It was . A message was sent not a minute later requesting that I disregard the original message . I've never understood why members of my gender tend to be so creepy  What's that pooping back and forth forever ? What is that supposed to mean ? No . Just no . Paladins became hella fast in WoD We would post more but we get buried and / or downvoted . My precious karma Also baking shit pie in the end If you know what you're searching for , you'll find it . Thanks to this face dogecoin here What's my excuse for breast feeding supplementation ? I was dying bitch Someone says mama and your first thought is boobs ? Dude ... wow this game looks like borderlands with ... normal textures ( yes , yes it is . Stupid question , but do you really have lockhtml installed ? Platitudinous ? ! ? .... we don't take kindly to you folks ' round here . ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR BORTLES ノ ( The worst is that it will make their dick * way * smaller because it recedes into the layers of fupa . As someone who works in the clothing department of a large store : Wow , those are some awesome priorities on their end Picking up my GZE on Friday hopefully . This thread is relevant to my interests ... What kind of a pun train is this ? ? Genau , und weil die anderen Frauen vergewaltigen und Kinder töten , machen wir das jetzt auch ! Weil die haben angefangen ! I've got no reference point having never been in a sub . That's hard I take it ! And both of them do the bare minimum Good to see the vikings got out ahead of this one and reinstated him ..... Well the Vikings were way ahead of this one today .......... 17 black belt tae Kwan do nuns and 17 boxing Satanists ... then I'd watch them fight to the death I can just see the face of the person At first I thought it was lbs and my face went They're getting a lot of penetration on young Andrew Luck ... I was really hoping for a video . Travel . In my yacht . With a helipad . Like Dan Bilzerian . Well duh , they took all the jobs , there's none left for him ! I wish the thought of pot roast alone didn't churn my stomach Because of Big Oil I'm in the 128gb space gray camp . Ordered as soon as the website decided to open for US customers . Delivery date estimate is 10/1- 10/6 Nothing will . They fucked up big time twice in the last 4 mins and changed the outcome of the game . Maybe we can hang the NFL apology on our win column this year ... Carrot here , keep getting used as a dildo . Any furnace is worth it IMO . Or ... That . I think you guys may have * forgot * something that happened on 09-11- 2001 Check out ipv 2s or the siglei 50w , or some of the ipv 3 or siglei 100w group buys ... You can find them for a little over $ 100 I think , and I like my ipv 2 ( wish I had waited for the 2s it was released like 2 weeks after I finally got my ipv 2 I'm the mail ) That feeling .. I think of this film whenever I see this : all previous posters are gigantic vaginas ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Don't forget Scottie " No Tippin ' " Pippen Maybe we can get it in written form and hang it in our win column My main spec is bear form ... I didn't even knew that ... Sandwiches , I wish that was all . Fried chicken is the lab food of choice here ... Haha , Yeah , I don't live in my cars . Not yet anyway ... ( Unformatted apostrophe in the logo . Pirated music ? WTF are you talking about ? ? My grandmother Why even order steak ? ! ? ! ? ! ? That's a goddamned hockey puck ! I bet you the dude ate it with ketchup too . Had I known about this during the summer this would have been purchased What the Fucking Fuck was this episode . I guess he had a little to much silence of the lambs growing up ... this guy is a complete phsyco I like how you blacked out your name but left the " edit " link visible , / u / _Samson . Yes , live life by cheating and ruining a relationship with somebody she's clearly happy with . That's the way to do things ! How is this even remotely wtf ? TV3 in Ireland just ran an ad-break through You'll Never Walk Alone , then spoke over the rest of it and said it's " almost as good as Celtic Park " . I suddenly can't remember the actual disagreeing lawyer word ... I just keep picturing Casey Novak shouting " ERECTION . " My child self hates you . When I was a kid we had to wear winter coats under our costumes , so everyone was marshmallows for Halloween - regardless of what costume you had He's going fishing . 20 calories per 3/4 teaspoon . mfw when you show everyone your steam login name 4chan is * everywhere * Who sits like that on a bus ... ? One sec I'm l33t hax 0r it . I already stole Tim cooks information I actually went to the homecoming dance with a young lady before she entered the entertainment industry ( Raven Bay ) . Unfortunately after the dance nothing happened , this is because I was too stupid to take a hint That's like asking if it's possible for someone to post Well that was a bit of a scary header by Wenger . I didnt know what to expect . ( Me ? ! ? Oh no . I swear I'm full shitlord ! lol I hope you're referring to the jerk arguing with me for disliking this tub of lards ' progress ' pictures . I can't believe they thought I was stupid enough to link my fb profile ! my little pony nsfw ( Since you can write this comment and the emails in perfectly legible modern English , you're being kind of a dick to OP No , really , it makes people look like they never graduated high school I can't be the only one who picked up on what was going on in this scene the first time through . ... when I was 12 . * what are the fuzzy things * final note : if you have a hotmail.com or live.com email address , ~ ~ check your spam filters and stuff . ~ ~ get off the internet . ( You don't even have flair , you're not contributing Please explain the ending then ... Could this be a possible hint of a " Best name " contest sometime in the future ? This is creepy . Also works for the pitching tonight Who said anything about girls ? Holy crap . 435 is about what I spend on car insurance every month in Toronto You got it backwards If you come into guys apartment , don't touch a guys stuffed bear . And defiantly don't make fun of it . We all know what needs to be done ... You give him his space and his dignity . That's part of life . Whose teeth exactly ? Several million ? This thread is 5 months old . at first I was like I've been having issues with being pregnant with # 2 . I can't cook because the smells suck Your husband needs to back the fuck up and help or shut it ! We can only do so much , and it's not out of goddamn laziness Eyes Wide Shut Yeah , John Myung totally has no idea how to play bass and certainly doesn't make use of the extended range . It would be better if the last picture was a gif . My challenges of negative mental chatter spans from a child hood of putdowns . My parents had the expectations of me being like my bro ( very smart , always on the honour roll , etc ) , and it still mentally tears me apart . I couldn't read properly until grade 10 ( my dad still doesn't fucking believe me .... if you pay extra .... and no I'm not kidding .... I just HAD TO get a full modular 80 + gold psu , so I'm using a $ 10 mouse This sounds like my SIL . Gave me a lot of grief in the 10 years I've been with my husband ( while dating and married ) . Karma hasn't been nice to her in the last 2 + years but neither have her decision making abilities So many people calling it tacky and cheesy , when there was overwhelming support for Red Velvet's Happiness . I'm in the UK and it works here , although it just makes me bitter that my girlfriend gets lots more surveys than me though Yeah tell that to them . That's not the only thing that sucks here , the weight room is literally a 40x40 sq ft room with almost no room to maneuver . But they are expanding the rec center ... adding a giant hot tub and rollar rink How long was this period ? I don't like how I feel like I'm being deceived twice by this plant . I'm uploading all of my Photos and Videos to the cloud ( OneDrive / Dropbox , etc ) so that I get the required 5.8 GB for the update Yup , that was an awesome bit he did about the selfies . Especially when there was a picture of a tortoise and the newscaster said " lol he's taking a selfie . " * Double tap X to detonate . * You get pussy vids from your mom ? ( after reading the boy scout troop comment , then reading yours , I'm a bit concerned ... We saw the Bing car in Greece , backing up the 390 on-ramp back onto Lexington " Tor prevents people from learning * * your location * * or browsing habits ... " Agreed . One time in a packed car ( so with no means of escape from the conversation ) a friend decided to regale us all with the information that she preferred anal and found it " more satisfying " - there never was such a concentration of I start shaking and crying and it makes me even that much madder because it makes me feel like the stereotypical girlie girl . All the better to have gotten out OP probably wanted to be the first to post the story on reddit . Since it's a subreddit for all things games and game related ? * just * But did you really or are you lying Are the horse's hooves broken ? I'll be in the bunk ... ? ... sale ? Meanwhile I've got + 297 Bikinitrons on my list already This dog's reaction to the screenless screen door is almost pavlovian ... Ahhh going for that NBA money I see . Just Kidding Salmond Sturgeon sextape Warframe . A space ninja is after me ಠ_ಠ THAT WOULD HELP INDEED ! Incest or beastiality . Well then ... Now I'm just disappointed . And this is why I won't have a house with less than 3 toilets This place is great . Only downside is the random jerks that come up and go sit in the cave . Had that happened twice to us tonight . Can't understand the mindset of people doing that . Why didn't you go to more games ? If it is absolute shit service its all about the one cent tip . Makes those assholes furious ლ ( ... Seriously ? Where the fuck is the video OP I imagine that would be ok . Go into a store and get that shit quoted ! What if he's right below me ? This is my hype face : Now you need the cocaine nose paint job . I think it's the very last option Eww , pulled pork donuts ? Black Bullet intro . Just something about it ... " I rap better than Notorious B . I . G " No , no he didn't ... Yea when I read that I was like Finally ? It just came out . It's almost like YouTube compresses the audio . He took ... it .... out . That's a skit comedy show . The example you gave was someone anonymously trolling on the internet by pretending to be a KKK member . Do you really not understand the difference ? The fact that they say " a new update at 6 " and not released at 6 is very troubling for me This I am aware of . My Rheumatologist was stumped about why my levels were always so low ( enough to cause nerve damage low I do actually have a full time job You probably have , but have you told him this ? ? That's really disrespectful that you are expected to work two jobs , work late , be the parent , and the housekeeper without help It's been a huge healthcare habit to try and break , since ladies traditionally would be told it's time for a c-section to make it more convenient for the physician . I somehow first read that as Osama To protect their faces from incoming bullet fire ? They did introduce the " Nutrition / My Plate " in 2011 and it was such an improvement and had no influence from the food industries Do you know how many times this is asked Ok so what gallery did i miss I feel like I should mention this , 930 is already out while the 830 is pretty much MIA till like October or something . They've failed to mention a date when it will be available ( for whatever reason ) I just opened my box from them . I got none as well As a former murse i saw a lot of stuff , but that beats it by a good margin " Sorry I thought you were a women " Damn straight ! ! I just wish my pregnancy with spawn 2 would ease up already > more convenient for the physician . On the next episode of myth busters ... Says Mr Face Rape . First reaction was also Bought upvotes what a pleb ノ ( Sounds like a perfect place for Russians to vacation ... There is also a town I'm from here in America that has a large Russian speaking population . It could turn into a Russian resort town . Oh , nice timing to introduce Infernal Pit changes right after introduction of Epic / Heroic days Heh girlfriend ... I don't have one of those . You monster ... Read the stickied post for god's sake That escalated quickly Wait ... what ? ... are you the same person this is so encouraging . i asked around my friends with toddlers and they were STILL having issues sleeping .... wth ? We didn't do anything special . We had to let her cry because if we inched even a millimetre away from what * she * was comfortable with ( next to the crib ) , meltdown city . So there would never be progress . Did that for about a week , said fuck it , closed the door , closed our bedroom door , put on my fan to drown her out , but put monitor on ( at the silent level but could see the lights blinking ) , and slept Thanks for the flair . I couldn't figure it out since I started using Alien Blue for Reddit . There was an option to show author flair that was turned off by default . I took a risk and accepted a package by my USPS dude last week while in my towel . I apologized profusely and he sort of cracked the door open and threw the package into my hallway and ran away . The next time I saw him I was clothed and I said , " Don't worry , no towel today . " He snapped his fingers and said , " Too bad ! " My daughter has the attention span of a cricket , and watches commercials over real shows They are us . Or we are they . My suspicion is palpable And she is pregnant again ! ! ! Pics pls op U wot m8 Florida @ Alabama Ist edition ? Oh my god . Why did I watch that ? Yeah oh my . Hopefully this will go down in reddit history like Wednesday the cat or Colby the dog or the cumbox or the jolly rancher story . I've been getting alot of requests for that little bugger Comic Sans Who said she was a girl Nah , I can't , I think I'd end up with the same disapproval cat Not for me says the guy I have tagged as " Fister Roboto " Not sure if trolling ... Was that just ... something she wanted to do , and the alcohol gave her courage , or ... ? I sea what you did there Ya cuz I bury my treasure in your mom's booty And if you just spend money in FRONT of the person whom you own money to , that's just unacceptable . What's concerning is how I found it . The drug was recommend in / r / Nootropics for motivation I have you tagged as HITLER You mean how did I dispose of the body This is a stupid news Oh yeah , titans * totally * don't have to be up close I smell napalm . Does anybody else smell napalm ? I love the smell of napalm in the morning . I laughed way too hard at that . I saw a " Windows 9 Leaked Unboxing ! ! " The thing is , buying 50 sheet masks sounds like a pretty realistic thing to do ! I swear , this sub enables my addiction And they still park on their front lawns The date at the end is in the American format . Uuuhm , why do you want to know ? Where is balance patch ? ( ╯ fellow owner of bad smelling feet .. don't judge Looks good , just like every other crisp ever made I'd rather have russians in my games than in my country Delaware and Maryland aren't a part of New England Obligatory Riki Whenever I play brood ( I usually random her since she's not a fun hero to pick ) , I find myself playing against a LC , earthshaker , kotl , storm , bh lineup > You bring dishonor to your famiry ... I got a Phoenix from my ticket . I have a snake phobia , the first radio tower mission in Far Cry 3 almost gave me a heart attack . Nobody told me there would be snakes Death or exile ? My wallet says bad mother fucker on it but I didn't know bedazzled font was an option ... The nausea is already is gone ( Diclectin yay ) , but I hate food :/ Not helping . Also have no energy and an energetic toddler You sir , just waisted 12 seconds of my life . Thanks . Are you implying that gay porn is bad ? yeah , there are some * really * cute girls on the team , but i was still like " but ... same K rate ... ლ ( Guys I sat through watching the Dodgers whoop up on the Cubs earlier today , I turned on the Detroit / KC game in hopes that it would make me feel better but this isn't helping at all I'm sorry , it sucks . It takes three clicks to do what I use to do with one . And compacting all my comments is annoying . I might have to switch now , because this has lost everything that was intuitive . It feels like you have changed some things for the sake of changing them . Upload a video then . Have the leather iPhone 6 case love it and phone is protected ... Same one I got for the 5s ... Great case dropped numerous times no issues trade in iPhone 5s was immaculate You remember in Pokemon when you get to Bill's house ? And he's working on a teleportation machine and he got turned into a pokemon and you had to unsplice him ? Sniper Wolf . Quiet . DD . That wasn't fun at all Yeah the dude that ripped the dick bones out of racoons and made em into key chains by hand really got ' em good .. We don't support piracy here . They will MAYBE add a chocobo , if they have time ? Why on earth would you do this Why on earth would you do a social experiment and make me feel like a monkey ah yes , the video that was published on August 29th " near San Francisco , CA , United States " Happily forgot about that ... until now . Oh sweet , my landlord accepts these . They weren't doing surgery Is this a screenshot of a picture of a screenshot ? what the * f $ $ $ * did I just watch I wouldn't Is that what 144 Hz looks like .. ? Posting this : Good play call Iowa Meat spinning ... Now I'm sick . I nearly dropped the anime because of that little runt And his balls would explode like a granede Yeah , like Propellerheads , The Vines , Gorillaz , Bob Dylan , Feist , Cake , Yeah Yeah Yeahs , and The Beatles . Such terrible , terrible bands if you need it for some medical reason , I'm not going to complain , but otherwise I'm probably going to look at you like Fc'd rog-unlimitation with terrible acc for 202pp , played again yesterday and got 201pp All my functions will have emojis as names now . But whist if SO dont want you to clean that hole for a rim ? ! The appropriate face is [ X ] Are you suggesting Scott Morrison is charismatic ? sorry , english is not my native language , it's broken But people seem to like what they do The Forest - Deman 2014 I thought you were going to the Super bowl . I am sad to see your start . I think you were aiming for That's the Ontario police departments number ..... Gnar is perfectly fine after Trinity Force and Bork Now , kiss . I wish it was just the drivers here that were that dumb , but no , it's the city planners . A Lot of the roundabouts here actually have stop signs at each entrance . How about you just turn on your indicator then move over and let them pass ? Ok ... Now I have to play the game ! Yes you can I decoded roughly 15 legendary engrams today and got exactly zero legendary or exotic items What's wrong with that dude Snitches get stitches . I can't seem to get it to work We think a like . Except I was sending emails to my mom telling her to buy me food . What's with the deleted replies ? The self-importance of this woman is astounding ... But I guess I shouldn't be surprised by the air of entitlement surrounding a woman that's named her kids Pogue and Saphira . Are these last 5-6 comments satire ? They actually * like * it It is what he said . Don't let anyone tell you differently . ( At first , by " her , " I thought you meant the toddler Update : Lige ans øgt til 142 helt nye lejligheder der kommer til december . Da jeg søgte var jeg nr 15 . Nu jeg nr 32 I hope I get some kind of urge to do more outside of the house even , but my energy and brain are not helping matters I love this case as well . Except for the damn mute switch . Pain in the ass to get at it Done the raid a lot . All I get is ascendant energy . Fuck that noise I need shards . Like 36 of them . I decoded roughly 15 legendary engrams yesterday and got exactly no legendary or exotic items Nope still stuck in Shanghai NO ONE DO IT He's right Good catch . They're dead though . It's Urobuchi we're talking about So , you are saying that you think the Going Pro stream are too professional ? That's enough internet for today tough crowd . Put Flynn in ; he will win it in the 4th Live in Seattle , employer is in San Diego . Can confirm root for Chargers when they aren't playing Seattle . Time to invest in a tennis racket . You haven't changed one bit ! not sure if o . O or At first I thought you said ISIS That's the thing with 240 ' s , they always come with ' quirks ' . As much as people love to bitch about other peoples style ( I'm guilty of it at times also ) that's the best part about the 240 community ! It would be boring seeing the same type of 240 everywhere . But don't ever fuck with a virgin chassis Real world issues , I kid you not . Pls fix ! Wow . Just wow . I have no words . He just leaves the cap to the small one on the ground ... Please OP ? Vagina funnel ? Who are these guys WiFi isn't Internet > How to fold a shirt in 2 seconds ...... 135 second video In alien blue , hit the tab at the top and swipe right . The face is right there . All I can imagine is getting a lip caught in that . ITT : People saying " ITT : No ! Holy fuck it's beautiful , just like you ! I hate it that some people have the mentality of thinking when a pro team doesn't win a match that you think they should win , they're automatically throwing . Like wtf What even is this fucking game right now ? That's enough internet for today Dude , are you trying to shut down journalism or something ? Goddamnit ... People say I only smile with my mouth and not my eyes . I hope I don't look like a creeper Too bad down doesn't touch the Extra which is where Qliphorts end up 99 % of the time . Last time I watched a 10ish AM game in Canada was away at Montreal in 2012 . We don't talk about that . From the picture I'm going to assume that one guy showed up and thousands of police just patiently waited until the cameras were off so they could make him disappear ... But then how would he roll his dice ! ? Lococycle . Because scary . I learned this the hard way . Your user name Why weren't you wearing a cup ? What ... the ... fuck . Step away from the internet . I do this Obligatory Guilty Crown That really is freaky . i am also an atheist and feel oppressed by the nazi moderinos viva la revaloucion I'm sure TD will love sposoring the team playing at BMO field I'd slit his throat and claim his wife . not sure if Play music when they try to sleep This is a completely different sitcom . We have a guy who's biking around the neighborhood on his big tricycle - day and night . He has a teddy bear sitting strapped into the basket in front of the handlebars and whenever he's passing anyone , he makes the teddy bear wave its paw ... Yup she can when she wants to be That's great advise . Thank you . I am not most people then . I don't know really for me the ending did what any ending ( by Urobuchi How do you strafe in a car ? you took a camera into closed area .... " Sniped " by a jet ... Well to be honest , there's no need for all these FPS's that we have , they've already got CoD and it's all they need . 1 FPS is more than enough Finish the series ! One of my favorite series of all time ! Not worth much for literature but fantastic fantasy reading ! ! ! Potential justification for future domestic surveillance and further degradation of our rights .... ... and not in the rear Wiki * The product that was to become Marmite was invented in the late 19th century when German scientist Justus von Liebig discovered that brewer's yeast could be concentrated , bottled and eaten ... If you .. umm .. swing that way What ... * the fuck . * " If I give you referrals do I still have to pay ? " I lost a gold Ti Stalker once ... Where did you get that one ? I was 22 or 23 when I got mine out Seems fishy . / u / Free_Blowjobs Come on , lemme get a Not a real texan . And OP used the top comment for the title . ಠ_ಠ what the hell man , what the hell You also called it a " throw ball " ... Have you ever been looking through reddit while not paying attention and misread so bad you just had to see what it was ? I have . I thought I clicked on " looking for poo nugget " Amen . * le * terally ... See this face : Aunty : Unrefined fat and some entrails Pigeons don't hoot Should reassign his name to Officer Buzzkill , amirite ? ? ? It wasn't the black guy Sooooo .... No pants ? That's not how I feel during a race . The idiots car just start moving from a red light yet he will send me spinning while he barely moves . Or Beats by Tim I think we should devote more tax dollars into developing and maintaining areas atch and council reside in 365 days a .... wait , doesnt't that already happen ? You're suspicious . What's your end game with the flattery ? You guys have * way * too much time on your hands . I just hope no one tries to disarm it .. The size ... or the height ? No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! alley oops ƪ ( I didn't have issues during my daughter's birth ( it was long but I didn't feel anything ) , but being pregnant with her was not fun , and I almost died postpartum ( congestive heart failure from fluid overload I am currently 20 weeks pregnant with # 2 and am miserable :/ My daughter is a ball of energy and * can be * independent , but at home , she " chooses " not to be and whines way to much for me when she's just fine Nice ! Perfect timing . I bet the pilot fighting him was like Well , fuck me for being born in 1976 ! Snoo ( Reddit's mascot ) , bacon ( Reddit's favorite food ) , inbox logo , and My daughter's second birthday is less than a month off my due date for # 2 , and I am sad because I know I won't be doing anything . If someone else wants to throw the party for her / us , I would be a billion times grateful because I don't want people in my house at that time . I also may not want to travel too far either , and everyone we know are well over an hour away Ah yes , I forgot about the awkward attempts to just absorb the tears but instead get the tissue stuck to my eyeball . ... I suck at this . The way you phrased that , I read it as " Throw in some combo of veggies , meat , rice or pasta , sauce and a baby .. " I see you take pride in being evil and selfish Or you could do no such thing . 1 ) Stand there confused , maintaining this face --> you ... you sold ... pearl jam tickets ? Aww glad she got an acceptable replacement-friend . Sorry about the cramping and bleeding , I'm right there with you I * HATE * double standards like that when it comes to finances ! ! ! Nope , nope , nope ! I felt so friggin ' * guilty * when hubs would let me do acrylic manicures ( bi-weekly ) so I could attempt to break my nail-biting habit , and yet he would ask me about something , and I would have to look over our budget In a relationship , a financial one at that , compromise is needed , but it is * not * a compromise when the other party is hiding spent money that shouldn't have been spent in the first place . And having debts owed to by friends ? Sorry to say , don't expect to see that money anytime soon or ever again if hubs is paying for their goddamn drinks too Shake weight .. But you're like the best person in America My first romantic relationship Ahh , but he also didn't punctuate the abbreviation for significant figures ! The exclamation point isn't as egregious because it's written in the same way it would be spoken . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Is there a full moon or something , or is it just the first day of fall making everything go " off " OMG , my hair would be gone Stop spying on me I don't know what happened past episode 17 because of the CONSTANT TEARS OF MANLINESS that link is staying blue I leave no clue It sharted .... Ugh , evidence of Twilight fans in the mid - 2000 ' s there ... That's a very specific fact you know there . Only 20 weeks ( # 2 ) , and I can't shake the anger and impatience . With my daughter , it was gone a lot earlier than this , other than the normal rage that came with idiot ex-roommates / friends , as well as family He's taken Lots below , never thought I'd say I'm glad I . With Rogers Mine does the same thing if you look at him too intensely Or you know .... Communication The street track here in my hometown of Toronto , Canada has a street track , the Honda Indy Toronto . And the red / white Rumble Strips are permanent on the road . Can't help myself but speed every time I drive through there Did you seriously just compare the secret service to the praetorian guard ? I didn't know about his speech problem . Feel like a dick now Fucking amateur . I use chopsticks . My complaints about it went away long ago and I didn't give a fuck literally everything I tried didn't work at all [ sees username ] I've always hated my masculine face , lol . We should trade . ^ ^ ^ Who said that ? Dat shit is cheeky That's because big , floppy titties are * weapons * , and violence is perfectly OK here in ' MURICA Yes , don't tell anyone you are going to the reserves . Nobody ! This is awesome ! We want to get some more sippy cups with straws for her , but she doesn't understand that it's not like her Tommy Tippy , and gets frustrated until someone holds it upright for her Where's the Blacksmith in new londo ? I've never seen it . Is it past those long arm ghosts that go around your blocking ? Well the real world is mostly shit Until they make bots to report bots to make labor . 5 months pregnant here too mama ;) I feel your pain No thanks ... I honestly never wiped while sitting , always stand up too . Actually I never even thought about this until now . Yeah , I am located in the US ... I suppose that might have something to do with it TIL there are bots in HS . Doesn't surprise me , but I figured the sentry system that WoW ran to prevent botting ( we see how well that worked out Clinton the smoked but didn't inhaler . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That wifi adapter plugged into the front of the computer Man ... I hate that . There are a ton of spots near me where I have to cross a 2 - way street where cross traffic doesn't stop . A car in one lane will stop to let the lil ' bike cross and then get twitchy when I remain waiting on traffic in the opposing lane . Doesn't anorexia have the highest death rate of any mental illness ? * * Yay . Whee . Such attention . * * The other day I got an exotic helm for warlock , skull of dire ahamkara , from a legendary engram . I play hunter Haha " gay " is a funny word Someone believes in wearing their heart on their sleeve .... I followed her lead when she decided to cut her second nap out . She didn't even extend the one nap she does take . She's not cranky ( now ! ! ) , but is a ball of energy So this was a bit opposite for me , I was trying to introduce my boyfriend at the time into MMOs , he was a Starcraft player so was familiar with the franchise . Anyways , turned out to be a horrible idea because he got insanely jealous when anyone would / flirt or just communicate with me in general . Then it turned into him not only never wanting to play again , but ensuring that I never played again . Im not sure who wants life to be harder than it already is Two pills a day to be inserted where ? ! ? Little ? Oh dear .. And see I think all the babying that goes on , they get accustomed to that ! My bf shouldn't even set an alarm because he just hits snooze until daddy calls ... And then has the nerve to sit there and talk in bed while I'm still trying to sleep ... Going through a tunnel doesn't matter if they know your IP already . This article gets linked every time someone gets ddos'd . Who uses donuts as a birthday cake anyway Me too my friend ... Oh , you moved the cursor to another cell ? Let me save that for you ... 0/27 on Lmeta ... I'm about to feed her to I & I for the plusses What on the this good , green Earth is this assault upon my eyes ? ! ? They could tell you were drinking a beer from the road / sidewalk ? I'm jealous of their eyesight Got a subwoofer handy I think I saw her human doppelg änger on chatroulette Because I can read the words on my phones screen when I first wake up ... Prime 31 ? The guys who made a plugin for in-apps purchase ? We bought it for iOS and at some point for Android , only to discover they were implemented differently and we had to add a bunch of " #if / #elif " and made classes that take from both . After that , we discovered you made a third plugin that included both in a unified implementation . ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ pls doc , the must be something we can do ( ノ I've heard they don't have the invades Holy shit on a cracker WAHAHAHAHAHAH ... wait that's my school's team as soon as i have some spare resources ... An entirely internal email server could have I specifically remember when these were top of the line and I was an adult ... What's baffling is your insistence that these things are American . I still remember the first dad Dick I ever saw . I was seven years old and we were at a Warriors game , at one of those horse troughs . I looked up and I was like Proof that domestic violence starts with women . Wow positive Kinect feedback from a journalist . Thank you so much ; I ended up buying 2 sony vtc 4s ! only to have lost my whole rig on top of a mountain the other day Those heads , on those bodies .. Wait , what ? Fucking hell . I just read a few of this fucktard's comments . He is a murdering sadist and extremely proud of it . Also a rapist , going by one of his past comments about fucking a spy they caught in their camp . I am sick at my stomach now . * Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States ? * ... or you know , we could obey the rules of the road . Just saying . Poison the tree , --> Tree will get sick --> sick tree is safety hazard --> tree must be cut down to remove safety hazard " Hot dog purists " We used to , but not since they closed the rifle range A bridge killer ? Cousins or Kap is my dilemma of the day This is the top comment I don't own a CRT though . Can you imagine the lag ! ? dat stache If I was a guy , would I have responded to your post about looking for girl friends with an offer to hang out ? Well thats dumb So basically , she's hiding . Is ... is his fly open ? Who cares ? It's just a boob , and the baby is an automatic de-sexualizer ( I would hope You're a cute girl , with a horrible addiction . being married and seeing stuff like this just boggles my mind . cheating on spouse with some internet person in a video game ? are you 12 ? I don't understand them blood eagle . A punishment that should now be reserved for people who don't use spoiler tags Omg ! Yes ! My husband does the same thing . He says water tastes gross and he can taste the flouride in it so he won't drink it . He works for our local water company We tried the Ferber method at 12 months old . Guess what ? DD decided " nope ! " , and was stubborn enough to cry when we moved even a millimetre away from the crib We * had to * out-stubborn her . Is she ruined ? FUCK NO ! ! She is still her happy self , still loves us and is attached to us , she's also well rested , and now at 20 months , we have a routine and she goes down awake . No fuss , no cries .... unless her night light isn't pointed at the ceiling merged , but I had to fix the json Chopper already has the human human fruit . You want him to die by eating a second devil fruit ? Besides this flashback is 16 years ago ... If Law actually died from this disease he'd have died 13 years ago . I was sort of worried that it sounded too real .... I'm starting to notice a trend with people making these GIFs that's kind of annoying . They leave in multiple seconds leading up to the event you care about , but the split second after it gets there , the clip cuts off . Leave a second or two after so we can see the aftermath of what actually happened . Don't stop it right when it gets to the best part . That last picture . Wow . You are moving way to fast . That should definitely be the girl who got molested . Nice flair ? Get out . And pretty much all ATWx 2 posts is PlatterTalk recipes . Looks like canned mushrooms . Are you my long lost something ? My last name's Carroll ! His arms , withdrawn au bby wtf This guy is the epitome of thirst ... XD I hate going to parties and trying to play some Blink or something . I get dirty looks and then all the skanks rush over to the Ipod and turn the rap back on Nice try , mad scientist . My cat has tried this experiment all on her own The ace is fun and satisfying but this 2 last guys are completely autistic Plebs comparing the magnificent DIO with Kaiki What do Americans have to do with this anyway ... Det tror jeg ikke at du er , jeg er fuldst ændig enig ! Men det er ogs å lige en tand billigere end MASH , så tænkte at det var et kompromis . Men jo , sidst jeg var på RETOUR Steak overh ørte jeg lidt for meget af nabobordets akavede date ... tåkrummende meget The Magpies ? That comment makes me imagine a man sitting inside a rectum , while smearing berries all over his Genitalia . You know what I meant Og der blev jeg nr 106 . 36 lejligheder og der er en måned til at de sender tilbud ud . fml That's the only exotic I have . I play hunter Did you stop replying I would post , but I use my phone for this and I have to pay $ 5 to post This is the only exotic item I've gotten thus far . I play a hunter dat thumbnail You had the chance to put it in the oven and you didn't . I wouldn't trust you with that username There have been like 5 threads about this today . It's the only exotic item I have . I play a hunter At least you guys are back in the playoffs Alien Blue . This looks like a skit from Little Britain . Congratulations good luck , , Lowest point absolutely had to be sobbing naked in the bathtub , both my husband and myself worried as hell over my incessant stomach cramping . Then , minutes later ... Releasing THE biggest turd I've ever seen in my life into the tub while simultaneously puking on myself in front of him . " Getting carried away when whooping your kid " ok boys ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) Lower your pitchforks ノ ( For now I'm watching you .... Pitchfork at medium height then ( - | Where do you keep your wallet ? Is that Kahn ? Oh man we had those at my school , I had the year before model that didn't have the things to hold the screen in place at the bottom corners . Microsoft called them " tablets " I had the tab open for awhile and posted before refreshing it ... Speaker cooling system They aren't crazy . They're stupid . It's not really that interesting . You shower every day ? ? ! ! ? ! ? This isn't craigslist " missed connections " Great to know it's not just me ... Time to file a ticket ... Nice yellow S with Hidden + Flashlight I'm worried about anything you make for kids That's the only exotic I have . I play hunter More like busy working on Dota 2 . Thats so cool , dure Maybe we're not sorry about the latter Neither is slow running They should really make it easier to find that switch in Yosemite . Someone in my class kept getting notifications and they just said " Sorry , I can't turn off notifications . " I believe it's from pre-civil war days . Slave runs off . Master comes to get him with , you guessed it , a dog to catch the scent . One of the wonderful things that stays with the culture . How typical .... snow seems to add branches to trees in russia ! Released , or ...... I always had that feeling , too , and then it actually happened . This -> My reaction once my brain processed what I was seeing was to quickly close the tab and shudder . So , thanks for that . I read this wrong . Wtf ? I have the same laugh as that chick and all I get is Like this : that's holding ? ... not all Germans were nazis , but it seems all nazis were German Your laugh is like the woman in the video ? They even offer it in Canada now , too . My first name is Michael and my middle name is Scott , so ... yeah . My best friend's parents are Vietnamese and when they got married her mom did not have to change her last name , she just stayed Nguyen . If this were the states and in the south it would be Dude , you missed your chance to get a photo with spongebob , priorities man . or .. don't jerk it in the shower . 2am hmmmm .... Nah sleep can wait That sounds like a bully's nickname Because haki coated feet aren't enough to knock away non-haki coated swords and strings , right ? Cred ca daca ar candida , ar iesi peste Vadim si DD You guys are joking right ? I never heard of anyone who drinks plain milk , let alone with meals " A dingo took my baby " you dirty lier jail time . " My baby grew into a grown man instantly and ran off " oh its the work of the dark world . Fucking Natalie Your doing so much damage to your body by eating Raman and spending your money on weed In what way is a school zone better to check your phone on ? yeah i would not want to invite my grandmother to a " sex reveal " party . " we're going to play sex-related games ! " that source Cameron describing the Queen as " purring " over the referendum result struck me as seriously creepy His fucking staff , man , why didn't they use it Denied ! The executioner's ( usually a family business ) were so popular that their appearance started fashion trends She has 6 boobs . SIX BOOBS Chi's face went full " Like , * actual * babies ? Well you can't be fun at parties Sigh ... I guess if I had brothers and sisters they'd have taught me about sarcasm . Neither of those things require marriage ! Not in college but my exroomate fucked his ugly ass girlfriend in our shared bedroom ( we had to share it because the apartment was so damn small ) ( This is the only thing you can say to piss off a Canadian Decker goes off on my bench ( worried about his hamstring ) , Harry Douglas is a surprise inactive , forcing me to start all 3 Jags wide receivers ... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yesterday , Google maps tried to tell me there was no way to get from Convention Place to Northgate Mall . Care to explain ? ‎ Vector ... PNG ... Shame on everyone in this thread , y'all need Jesus You just had to single out Asians like they're the only ones who eat octopus . I can subscribe to them on my iPad but they don't show up on my iPhone We're getting serious with this whole visualizer shit But my pitchfork it's already raised I once hung a remote control ceiling fan , tested it , didn't work . Took down said ceiling fan , redid the connections , rehung , tested , didn't work . Checked the switch , took the fan down again , rewired again , tested , didn't work . Opened the remote to check the batteries and the batteries were installed in the remote with the plastic shrink wrap still one them . I then wove a tapestry of obscenities that still hovers somewhere over the southern Ohio area to this very day . The vegan comment is ridiculous , but really , what kind of response is " I'll fucking molest you " ? TULSA State Fair ? We in OKC would like a word with you . God fucking damn But lol is so lame . October 16th is my birthday I was hoping to be moving to Texas for hubs a few months ago ( from Canada ) , but alas , it did not work out :( We also had the chance to move to Viginia and London , both of which fell through This would make me want to beat her with a fucking spatula I can't figure out why some of those words are capitalized Same here , 27M ... you must live in Florida There's the door . ( ☞ Normally ? I can only cite written references I read years ago , sorry I can't give you a link . Obviously that means I'm lying . The hairy ass crack killed it . Are you really playing this on an emulator ? He's on a fast track to some broken arms You make porn don't you Or Mexican ! I'm 31 , CA , Masters , no kids , never been married ... I ask myself what is wrong with me all the time ... I blame the economy , I need to blame something ! When there's 5 + iPads in the house , everyone's a suspect . Even the 4 year old boy . Florida ? And then complains about rooting ( Get a jar and a spoon like the rest of us ! What kind of rule 34 material are you browsing ? I never noticed his lower back ..... I must've been blind as a kid or something I read that as Marilyn Monroe ... I exhausted all my luck pulling Zelnite and Ahvel I've been avoiding Facebook because I swear to the FSM that my preggers hormones are making me impatient and angry , and I don't like myself right now , nor do I like complaining a lot , especially when no one gives a shit anyway The tresspasser has warrants ? Wow ... Reddit has nice people . not me , the burglar guy ! he had warrants for trespassing already and the cops recoginzed him from a previous incident / chase ^ This OP Did you not see how fucking puny the knock up stream was compared to the cloud ? For all we know the part of the cloud the log pose was pointing to could have been a mile from where the knock up stream was . The log pose wasn't pointing straight up when they got to the white sea , it was still pointing up diagonally . Kramer * enters . * I don't think I could handle the stress . Everyone keeps joking that is what is going to happen . I am married to an Eagles fan . Yale hates America Oh wow ! It's like a toupee only it was permanently attached to his head . And yet it's illegal for us to bite our own kid's ears . I dun get it Stop it . Stop making me all excited , you better not let me down ! What if it IS Shell ? Of course there isn't ! Chastising people who end sentences with prepositions . are you a pilot ? Also it is impossible to give your secondary Meepos consumable items since 6.82 . However , I'm not sure if this only occurs sometimes or always . Pretty big Meep O my friend you can make * lots * of np with employment agency , a million in about a month if you play the right coupons ... I * hope * they fix it What is it with SAO and sex offenders Even 20 ... I'll keep you company in the woods . ^ ^ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ ಠ_ಠ ^ It says it's not available in my country . What's worse is the assholes who put a ' read receipt ' on every email and then calls you after 20 minutes after you open it to ask if you read it . Thankfully no we don't . My salary is already a lot less than my husband's . His tax bracket is also higher . If I chose to work , I * might * bring in $ 100 / week . This is after daycare takes half , and the goddamn gobbernment takes 1/4 because hubs makes too much pregnant again , and doubt anyone will hire me now anyway , and then DOUBLE the day care costs once baby is a year ( wouldn't go back before then ) ... ya ... fuck it Great , now pls trade Buxton to NY in this sim . And return Hughes ლ ( I read it as ' engaugement , ' like you were congratulating them on getting married to a gauge . he never said he * didn't * take pictures of it ... Relevant username Good thing it was not a picture of a safe . What cell phone tower ... ( mine prefers to poop in the shower . Nah , man . 2/10 would not bang for money . * is * shit or is * about * shit ? ......... this goes for Reddit and downvoting too . Chi's face went " Glad I read this . I was wondering why all this sick twisted porn search terms I typed in " private browsing mode " kept turning up . great fucking timing to turn away Yeah a 7 in the military , I call bs . I can never manage this because of my long hair Right . That is a more likely scenario than someone peering over your shoulder while you type your PIN or password Very ... I don't work for Starbucks anymore but my old store hired a shift that stole tips . This was like within the first 2 weeks of starting . Instead of firing him , the DM told my SM to coach him on why stealing is wrong . I just laugh and say " Even if it would bend , I'm not stupid enough to leave it in my pocket while sitting ! Ahahaha ! " And then they have to laugh with me .... Sorry I didn't mean to type K I can make my eyeballs vibrate Dat Username ... paging / u / EvaOtaku It would do this : One of my girlfriends is there for school now . Maybe it's just her department that overworks her , but she doesn't have a high opinion of the lesbian / queer scene . You'll mostly see the same exact people over and over again . Plus , there seems to be only two bars , one mainly for guys downtown ( I forget the name ) , and the other one is a dance club called Plan B ( So like , every other doctor treating patients properly and not sending them for unnecessary chemo is the unnatural result ? He is the noobslayer after all . That was a quote . My points was that ryze doesnt have any skillshots If he didn't ask , then that's just plain rude I don't own a phone . I'm 21 weeks and have been irrationally angry . All . The . Time ! No bestiality either I'm 21 weeks and still can't cook . For the record , I hate hormones Suspicious username ... White text on a white background I subscribed to this subreddit to save money , but instead I ended up spending more than if I had just ignored it all together . I'd do a private hygiene college myself , but in Ontario ( Canada ) , the market is so saturated that I would never be able to pay back the loans This comment made me yawn Void any and all vehicle uses from here on out . This is disrespectful behaviour and actions have consequences . Ya you want to keep the peace , but fuck peace when this kind of shit is happening Yeah , what's so crazy to me is that government-tracked inflation of only a few points each year can yield a 5 - fold price increase of goods in the course of 16 years . Oh well LOL . I guess I'm just kinda a simpleton and don't understand all this fancy math and numbers and statistics and stuff , especially not compound interest . I had one of those Thankfully bedtime is easy-peezy , but I loathe putting her in a big-girl bed once she can get out of the crib . Her whining is also driving me up the fucking wall Looks at username .... If a bad guy has a big ass metal rod falling from the sky , we'd better make sure there's a good guy with a big ass metal rod there to stop him ...... Just updated my team name to #WonWith3JagsWRs because I got my first win this week despite starting 3 receivers from the Jaguars ( Shorts , ARobinson , and Hurns ) due to bye weeks / injuries / surprise inactives ( thanks Harry Who replies to their own post twice ? Just got a card in the mail from / u / angelicbabygirl ! Thank you so much ! It was super sweet . And Mabel says " Thank you " , too - - she stole the dog sticker and ate it . Why does it seem like all the girls on reddit include a photo of the same purple crab-arm thingy at the end of their albums ? His wife wasn't supposed to know ! Is a tonne of fish somehow lighter than a tonne of Gold ? Fingering your soap The wasps factory If you can't think of an incompetent coworker , you're probably that coworker . It was always purple , Tanya . Always . My mouse never freezes . . . Well this is old It was official . Chi had reached the quintessential " I'm masterbating to this right now . About as good as yelling at a woman for standing up for herself in the face of mistreatment , I would imagine . oh , I thought you were serious and the speak for yourself Eating lunch in the projection room in the auditorium . There was a group of us who ate there every day , maybe 8 or so . Then two guys and one of their girlfriends were caught doin ' the nasty , so no more lunch . Not like I ever want to sit on that couch again It has five fingers and its name is Jill . I knew a lady just like this . She worked in the mortgage industry as a loan officer . I added you . My FC is 5214-9856- 0172 . I hope to have some fun battles Are you unaware or in denial ? Two of the worst bad seed gun dealers ( the ones selling the guns used in crimes ) bedroom Chicago but in states with loose laws . Pretty much a less critical case of pericarditis . They're all very similar and are only differentiated by the tiniest detail haha I like my pets , I like drawing them and making pet edits and the like , and I absolutely refuse to quit until I finally get my grubby little hands on an UC grey ixi . i feel you .. enough is enough ... Ah ... * illegal * construction Norton the builder , right ? They make them for adults . Mine have teddy bears . Yeah it's pretty annoying Looking at this pic and thinking-fuck my life ... TIL third-graders now smoke cigarettes Yes , he is at least we know we can make our iPhones scream when they fall and we do it , i'm sure an AppStore app will be soon claiming it can do it for 5 $ And there will be some dumbs who would buy the shit Pft . Of course it isn't . The table was not supposed to go that way ! ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( > I don't like rhymes , worse than mimes What am i looking at ? Funny thing . I just talked to my OB about being angry / impatient all the time . Turns out I'm normal pregnancy-wise , and it's the Progesterone doing this to me . Should have tapered off by now ( 2nd tri ) , but some women get stuck with this the entire pregnancy And everytime that bot posts against my comments and somebody asks what's up with that , I'm going to tell them it is your bot , because it probably is and your No wifi Congrats and sorry to hear about having the mixed emotions you're having . Sounds normal if all you got were criticisms for your last one . Some people are just over fucking opinionated , and it can be hard to cope with such strong people like that Wait , having a UTI / bladder infection pre-disposed you to group B strep ? ? ? I didn't know that could happen . TIL ... Significance ? I had one around 5-7 weeks I first read it as " I blew my SO in elementary " , was a little confused Shit , I was thinking the whole floor moved to take you to another level . Well , that spooked it . So you put ground up douchebag people into a diluted concentration of water ? People die when they are killed Windows 10 ? I have this mental image of a dude just getting angrier and angrier everytime he sees that Oh man , look at / u / - Richard - ' s post history . A couple of times it's like just Meh , your opinion , but him insulting the sex is beyond inappropriate At least they didn't say it required a 64 bit OS Sjokz in bangbros soon Where ? Where ? YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME ? Ok , how ? This is amazing No . ಠ_ಠ DON'T YOU DARE CALL THE ALMIGHTY GOD OF ANARCHY ANNOYING I propose SRD mods ( / u / erikster pls ) give ' I hate food , and still do even at the halfway mark :( I have to think of foods that don't put my stomach in my throat , I have to partially crave meat to want any , and I can't stand veggies , again , unless my stomach is like ' that doesn't sound so bad ' . I've lost 4 lbs * without * puking , and while being on Diclectin PROTIP : Stop replying to him or mentioning him . It only takes half a moron to understand the parameters that he has explained to you , and around 3/4 of one to realize that if you stop talking to / about him YOU WILL NEVER GET ANOTHER My daughter hit her ' terrible twos ' early , and almost simultaneously with getting pregnant Yesterday my daughter refused to nap before my Chiro appointment . We get there , she's being an angel , but as soon as we have to leave , tantrum over a bloody pencil crayon . Drive home , she didn't fall asleep , so I decide a trip to the park is needed . Well , we have to get going according to * her * body language , aaannnnddd tantrum with a full-on meltdown ! She contorts and refuses to get in her car seat and I end up yelling at her in public I once sat next to an older woman reading an erotic novel on an airplane . I could smell her becoming aroused . It said I could build it with my Latron Wraith Man , suddenly San Andreas feels so small when the whole island's lenght is nothing more than a trip from the Loop to the Skyway . Good evening my fine good sir / ma'am . I have deposited a level 1 male archen for one of your magnificent pokemon . Ign is ryguy with the comment fairest trade vr don't care which form he comes in . That's why I KEEP TALKING ! Visited by the melty man , I see ...... I'm 5 ' 3 , can I have some of your legs and maybe one spinal plate ? My dearest turdette has started contorting herself into weird positions that make it hard to hold onto her , and then throws herself onto the mother fucking ground My SIL " adjusted " my niece's vaccination schedule but because we aren't at a high risk of out-breaks ( though measles was starting to creep a bit ) , I didn't bother saying anything and just laughed at her with my husband , behind her back of course . She isn't the smartest person to walk this earth , but an adjusted schedule is better than none at all I'm very happy with my XDM 5.25 " but the holster it came with is garbage . It doesn't even cover the trigger ... You sound like a really fun dude ... Who cares ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Four hours ago you made a comment about peyton manning arrest on dog fighting charges ... ... and then that guard decided to stroll up and take a piss . Have you ever been so upset with another user , that you make and run a bot for the specific purpose of replying " A quick google search shows colostrum is the first milk produced towards the end of pregnancy or right after giving birth . None of those apply to our situation . Unless she's been hiding the baby bump impossibly well Yeah , let's attack their websites , so no one can go on them . That'll teach them ! So stupid He's not disgusting . For christ's sake go on / r / wtf and then come back here Every time I type wtf , my phones autocorrect changes it to ლ ( fastest growing sub is " KatyPerrysPrivates " Even on the iPhone , I found that I can only share once . I can't send to Twitter then facebook , then SMS it to someone . What do you have on your tumbler ? Exploding liquid feces ? Lulu I wanted to EAT a cupcake not BE a cupcake Wait are you doing crossfit ? Removed . Why not just use the flag of the German Empire before WWI Germany ? Fine , if you're paid by the hour . Salaried folks still have to get shit ( Not entirely sure when it happened . I've never sat on it ( I never put my phone in my back pocket ) and it was in a Spigen Neo Hybrid case . I don't wear skinny jeans either . I guess it's time to make an appointment with the Genius Bar . Did I ? My eggs wouldn't survive ... neither would my toddler If you work in tech support you would understand ...... He was not contagious the whole time and Ebola isn't airborne ... Aside from when he was on the plane . What can we possibly learn from studying space ? calm your tits Satan That's cool Ahhh ... The benifits of living in South Africa .. A 13 - year-old shot and killed a 14 - year-old in a dispute over a * * * wrist-watch . * * * The ones driven by dumbasses . But then again , my bike doesn't look sporty . Only other riders know . And they usually think it's a 599 .. Why do they have to be teenage to answer ... ? She is no such thing . How dare you . Well my bladder is * * so * * ready ... I will pass . I prefer to keep my love life and my mode of transportation separate . Nice try , TWC employee Dem hands Thanks , I needed that as a freshman . Great ... Heh yea ... Great ... I know what you mean ... How did you know I saw that on Twitter yesterday Well i hope there not because that will make the stuff i seen on rule 34 feel awkward ...... One can only hope ? Just half ? That's rough Ugh , my worst fear ! Especially doing heavy squats at the gym . read that poor nurse interview , they could not work her veins anymore and tried to inject directly into a bone What ? A pop culture reference in Family Guy ? Noooooooooo Yep , I've seen this one before . Hahaha Sweet buttery Jesus You're a fucking liar , there's no gold there Ignore the haters . People hate on changes . Never go full retard and you're saying he did this 5 rounds in a row ? This is me when I started The Office 3 days ago , and finished today . Now I just want to watch it already , now just to wait .... You're a monster ... I like you No bunkers ? Nooooo ! I still prefer my triple . 彡彡ᕕ ( ... remove articles of clothing from themselves ? I met a guy who was level 20 in a Facebook LoL comunnity , we started to play together and I taught him a lot of things , now we are really good friends cause we are from the same country and even the same region ( like states in Chile ) . Currently the fucker is Gold I almost Plat and I'm a sad Gold V ... What the fuck did i just read . You ... " Well that makes two of us . " Did anyone get a finger up the butt with their first pap ? Because I got a finger up my butt . Where's you go to architecture school ? The toilet school ? Yep , no power here in my neighborhood . Scratch that . The bastards across the street have power , but my side doesn't Yes , that is what I did . Hey , let's introduce a new more traditional jersey , then take away our traditional goal horn . Did I stutter ? . . . Fluffy throw blankets creep me out too ... You * flatter too much . Jr . Programmer is not administrator . I went into PC World just yesterday actually , asking what the refresh rate of a certain monitor was . The guy claimed that " only TV's have refresh rates " and that if I planned on gaming I should " get a PS4 because they are optimised for gaming " . Are you joking me ? nice try , Finnell Farms ! Drinks from a Styrofoam cup .... Was not mentioned ( i'm so offended That bitch needs to learn to stuff her nose in places where it doesn't belong I bore them to death Mother of god Seems like the movie " Gravity " adapted to Mars .. pretty much most likely to be a mercedes domination like every other race I don't know if I should feel complimented or creeped out Oh geez yeah 9 teams out , 7 teams left and still no icons Pre-baby , I was sick on and off again for 6 god damn years with no answers and I was given legal drugs that fucked me right up in the head ITT : a bunch of bipolar fans Me too . The place that burned looked like the area usually populated by chickens and pets . Suggestive chocolate ? Neither do I . I told him about the germs , but he does not listen . Now there is a permanent coffee cup ring mark on the white sink this is fraud and you used a throwaway to make this post . Yeah , because it makes a lot of sense to compare the choices of a sexually mature adult woman , and a child , in terms of wearing sexy clothing I know your husband . I also know that is Big Lou's in SA . -40,000 , I think I need to make some cuts * We all are * I checked the wildstar forums the other day just to see how it was going . I found some patch notes and there were four notes and the " known issues " were all still there from when I left it relaxed is + def - speed m8 ( This is very fucking interesting Every damn time Enjoying life . I use alien blue and it works . ( ( HUGS ) ) Good luck mama ! Our 2nd will be here in February . I am NOT looking forward to this stage again That's real nice right there . Kelce who he started at flex as well what happened to Atletico ? She was confused and thought I had left the scene in a PTs vehicle ... All . that . wasted . chocolate . ( You have to post the link I let my 21 month old have the toddler shows on in the morning , but as soon as 11am hits , as does The Price Is Right ;) , it's adult shows time , especially because she doesn't give a crap about TV shows ; hers or mine lol . I googled . I wouldn't want to be called Brian Peppers either . A slave I liked Shiroe's look from season 1 . It made him look more the part of a devious mastermind . And what's up with Kanami's boobs ? This joke * never * gets old ... using a smurf to try get a higher mmr [ UBW and F / SN Deen ] ( / s " You mean ... the mana dragon scene , right ? ! ? You know it's weird . The lyrics sound so familiar ... Are you sure it's a free style ? A NASA study claiming to have found " fossilized water molecules ? " Don't book . Go downstairs . If you get there before 7pm there's usually room . They're open all day so why not have lunch / dinner at 5pm after your 11am hangover breakfast ? Sigh . I live in NC currently and it seems I have this trouble throughout the day no matter where I am . I would have stuck with my previous phone if I knew the reception would be this poor ! I swear from the avatar though the chair was making this face : Oh the special paint job costs only $ 25k extra .. I watch TV , do aqua fit ( more when pregnant ) , play strategy games , clean ( I love cleaning :) , and cook and bake when I'm not pregnant I got that in the first part of the second trimester get out ( Did I actually just read this Is this real or from Destiny ? " At least she had a lot to give of that . " I didn't even notice while posting ... Who cares ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I know . Barbarian scum Anal . Find the hackers and break their hands ! thats what i do with other classes too , so all my decks are aggro decks right ? or are all my decks aggro hunter now ? never thought of that combo , all dat value . It's as if all that activities would break a watch but not a phone It's 5:45 am and in-utero baby has decided that tonight is a great time for a dance recital Yes , yes it is . Spawn # 2 sleeping . My belly is getting a workout from he / she just dancing around What is this can someone explain ? Copy and paste this : I know a couple in Salinas , but that might be a longer drive than you'd want . It * is * a tasty dick . " Hey OP , I noticed your car door was open . Oh ... you're inside the car ... where are your pan - - We are a 2:30 again because NASCAR I started wearing my belly support belt at night in my third trimester of my 1st pregnancy . I'm , already , at 22 weeks ( # 2 ) debating if I should start to wear it again during the day . I'm sure nights will follow shortly wow I'm glad you took the time to edit that The RNG lol You killed it . Thanks . My world . I felt flutters with daughter at 12 weeks . With this one ? 7-7 . 5 weeks I've spent over 4 hours in real time and not got one crate drop My daughter preferred to be down on my hips , my bladder , or on my cervix Lions kickers are 1/7 on field goals beyond 30 yards ... Tyson is feeling you ... like family . Dark times indeed , when people start complaining about a giveaway requirement . More so when the game is Payday 2 . Alright creepy male nurse What the actual fuck Dear Aunt Sally Well that's ... ummmm ... confusing .... And a bunch of people who do the exact opposite of what they were told . Exploiting retards like a scumbag Steve ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ . * When you see it * I don't think she should be offering up her children . Were you also high ? I had a guest send back a salad because the lettuce wasn't " chopped right " . So basically the exchange is functioning like a bank with fractional reserves . It's a gourd ... Left hand was playing music I finished them the year I left high school . I'll be 42 next year . Didn't post , was a sad , sad lurker ಠ_ಠ perforating his innards They had to go back to their home planet . Haha , it's called " look of disapproval " : That's the exact logic of the Insane Clown Posse ... This team is terrifying Thanks , _vargas_ uck that sucks dude ! antibiotics just need to leave everyone's vagina alone But .. but , if we all get off first , does anyone * really * get off first ? Are you trying to drug kids or something ? Egg and bacon ; egg sausage and bacon ; egg and spam ; egg bacon and spam ; egg bacon sausage and spam ; spam bacon sausage and spam ; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam ; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam . The neglect ! The YEARS of neglect ! > Once they start pushing that women are oppressed , some girls actually start feeling like they're oppressed . I haven't read the manga but I fucking LOVED the first episode . Just hope A - 1 doesn't fuck it up like they did with Ao no Exorcist Is that a shock collar he has on ? " Why can't I say the N-word ? " ( 11 candles Not after 30 hours ... straight .. I saw Billions and Rillions served . I thought McDonalds invented math at least you didn't do it . Which is more than I can say for the rest of you . Raven and the all seeing eye , it's lluminati Did you do a flip ? I was listening to 2 of them talking about C-sec business and another one walked up and actually blocked me from leaving . Had to reload to fix it I was gonna PM you a pic of my pet but Alien Blue doesn't let me . One of my teammates on my track team said that AIDS was created in a laboratory to control the black population by the American government . He swore by it , and none of us could convince him that it came from Africa .... " Where the fuck have you been , young man ? I also came here to propose this idea . It's what I'd do I didn't want one of these . Now I do Auto-play video . There was nothing in those photos that could be considered porn . I am disappointed in you Oh god what have i done Great timing But I just did make the statement ! ლ ( Makes me love my state even more ... Had a mouthful of taco when I read your comment ... Yeah I'm done eating for a while Lol , just because I got de-modded ... Who the hell downvotes anyone who has a Pascucci ? I'm 22 weeks , have an active baby , and though s / he isn't brushing up against my organs ( yet ) , it's active enough to keep me awake Recite the " skinny bitches " verses again and tell me it's not saying otherwise . Fresh beeEEEeans What the shit ? Here's hoping that they also back down on the massively unpopular NBN :P I was trying to start a pun train I totally forgot to mention an American driver . Getting one of those is so so crucial to the team . The problem being again that the talent is simply not there . Gene actually said something along the lines of giving Dale Earnhardt Jr . a shot at the drive ....... My face --> Its true . You die . I did it on a run today ... now I'm dead Every single time guysss , every single time ( I had that with my daughter . She preferred sitting on my hips but got some good bladder kicks / punches in That's my name At dee uncles . As an equal opportunity slut I resent all Florida comparisons looking at Philly's roster like That logic feels like it should work . If I had legendary or exotic weapons You do know that one M & M , which contains nothing even close to real chocolate , isn't going to hurt a dog , and that pointing out pedantic shit on reddit is annoying as fuck ... Right ? Tap your screen 3 times and it should light back up . Its for night time reading > You do know that ... pointing out pedantic shit on reddit is annoying as fuck ... Right ? voice spam * A whole neeew wooorld * * * DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES * * Paging Chris Hanson ... They could have used an ice cube and a piece of tissue paper ( " BAE " * * B * * efore . * * A * * nything . * * E * * lse . Regardless of what it stands for , it will always sound like a lazy version of babe . ... now you have to go outside because cellular reception sucks indoors ... could be worse Because someone farted in a meeting about some day lighting ? Yeah , definitely some hope in the world after all . what's his / her reaction ? Oh ! Because of the title ! Shit , I'm a grown-ass man and I got a spicegirls reference . . . ( There is a new UT ? 13 $ for 1 gram gets you a strain and 5 friends blazed out of your mind in Amsterdam . how good was the stuff ? I think I see Architecture for Dummies book in their Once I hit the top 100 I effectively switched faction , let alone getting there twice I keep it nice and sanitary but theyre global wifi events anyone with an internet connection can grab em ( > ( and there was another issue , but I forgot it now To be the first dead human on Mars . Hopefully not Cam I murder your parents ? Can't tell if you are serious . Damnit you made me laugh and people are staring ... I've had to crave meat to eat it I have no advice because I'm not fulfilling my protein quota either . I do it least eat pizza ( ya cheese ;) , cheese quesadillas , and eggs when baby asks . I also had a tofu fajita when hubs and I went out last week . Haven't been able to eat the leftovers This is how I look to everyone in the office today : Why is this not in slow motion ? And now I just came across a comment where you say you're going to try going with the flow . Griftah . I've been wearing his Talisman of True Treasure Tracking for years now and I'm starting to suspect I might have been had . I heard this a few years ago . Way to be original OP ! Get your own shower next time My dad keeps getting old bottles of scotch and bourbon for free but refuses to open them . He knows they won't " age " but I can't seem to convince him to do side by side comparisons of newer bottlings . Why does one need 6 bottles of old JW Black ? Yeah .. that username really stands out in a discussion of this kind . I Believe you , and I help you , but then I have to kill you Lots of people on this sub are suggesting it . Take a look I'm going to guess the Sabres would be last if their power ranker hadn't literally put them in first . There's this weird anti-citing culture around reddit and people take offense that creators just want credit for giving out free entertainment . I have no clue why but I'll keep citing sources , even when it results in people stalking me for a week to call me a " source nazi " for every cite I make . ( True story . The store isn't done updating yet . They've got 2 more hours or something . Till 7pm pst . Looks like Thailand needs some freedom . He swallows it Don't do drugs , son . And always use protection . Google miente They should disclose , and fight the repercussions . That is very interesting Tell me More Are you going to repost a link to your channel for every chapter you play ? A likely story My 5 that I got two years ago looks brand new compared to that , and I don't even use a case . That bathtub grout .. oh i've been given the " it's not you it's me " speech started with " we need to talk " ლ ( An amazing bartender wouldn't take 4 godamn minutes to pour me a drink Why the hell would you not put a serious tag on this ? ? Haha that's so true ! It's like they just * want * us to accidentally faint / run away from the shiny pokemon Anyone else notice the bikini isn't covering the good bits . ლ ( It's actually pretty awesome . The fuck is a warmind . It's like they gave up that part of the story Don't upvote he asks and yet they upvote ... ugh , people . Aircraft controls are designed for vehicles with only four degrees of freedom , after all ( though you get a fifth DOF with joystick tilt ) . ( And once again , * OMG WEED ! * Jesus . Why do people enable fat girls ? Then it's false ... I got the timid " are you expecting ? " from the lab tech when I went for my GESTATIONAL DIABETES test . It didn't inspire a lot of confidence , since I am 5 ' 4 " and was 26 * very visible weeks * at the time . Oh , and also did I mention I was there for a GESTATIONAL DIABETES test ? ! Considering what the bucket represents in the fandom ... .... which is it Is independence day in summer ? Are you going to make our sub all American ? Sério mesmo ? Um post só pra isso ? Nao gosta da block . I don't mind hair on legs or pits but if you want me to go down on you please shave or at least rim your lips . I'll try to do the same . In portrait mode ... I am usually found on Facebook / Twitter / Tumblr and my gaming site ... not updated it today though , been too busy I live in PA ... pretty far east coast .. I have an excellent computer and I average 70-80 on a good day and 90-95 every other . We need another server Rito please listen . Still not asking for it ! That egg is WAY TOO CLEAN ! Why is this phone so ugly ? ? ? The nexus 4 and 5 were so beautiful , why in the * * * * would they make something so ugly and clunky looking ? Sensationalism at its finest . Another threat ? those headlights make it look like that car has seen some shit Oops wrong post . A third actor for quicksilver YESSSSS , you like The Breeders ! ! They're playing shows again and I was so geeked out and excited , but none of my friends knew who they were . I'm in class and your background made me uncomfortable I don't think that was an appropriate face to put there . > Jesus . Why do people enable fat girls ? I don't think you're particularly likeable . Oh yeah ! I can battle on the 3DS that doesn't work satan . Well , you actually need it right ? So there would be no reason for them to deny it , because it's a legitimate cause and it's not like you're just getting your red card to pay lower recreational prices , right ? As a 16 year what ? Thanks for your comment - I went to a school in the SEC . Hah , chump ! Mine is on a .. - doublecheck - .. Monday . He should have never revealed himself . When Stephan Bonnar removed the mask I was like the juice Looks like you have a space bar asshole So ... You willingly subscribed to PS + and you see it as being ... " Forced " ? It least he used logic instead of making fun of said belly ? I'd definitely prefer that to ' you're so fat ! ' Why is the black kid in the back If I was that guy whose cake it was , I'd be like Haha even still , VHS in 2005 ? Where will the Patriot's * * * D * * * * * * finish * * * ? Jaime Lannister sends his regards . And , uh , his nose . Play it . I asked them to hold mine and was told this is not possible unless Apple calls them to request it . Someone just revealed an anime character fetish Next thing you know a message will appear saying " don't mind me .. keep going " Goo DOG " i just realized crocodiles poop This makes so much sense because , oh yeah , the oil industry hasn't done anything in its history to release breast-cancer-causing carcinogens into the environment . You chop an 850lb man in quarters and that's still 212.5 lbs each , about 1.5 x my weight I'm going to spam this dungeon and fill an entire island of them just to laugh at as they waddle around . I now am wildly attractive to insects such as Lady Beetles and Lacewings . And now do not have to find my own food as Ants will now direct me to where my next meal is for my digestive goods ? Maybe Kato . The Green Hornet's sidekick ? Wife here : though I specifically asked my husband to NOT tell me any of the gruesome or embarrassing details about the massacre going on downstairs during our labor and delivery , a few weeks later he slipped up and revealed one tidbit that seems to be the only thing he absorbed from that " beautiful " experience . He held his fingers up in an " OK " sign and said , " it was crazy ... your butthole was THIS big . " Wasn't me ... Theres a difference between being offended and being weirded out . since when is " I think the NSA - SURVEILLANCE Didn't notice that upside-down kid in the colour pic ... It means we have 2 sets of tools When she came back I showed it to her and she said , " Oh I'm sorry I must have misplaced it " . Got a trade accepted where I received AJ and gave up Bennett , Ben Tate , and Roddy just one day before he re-injured himself . This is great news ! Yeah , HPD was completely destroyed by this issue . Considering how much the user base has complained about the RS'ing system , all of the junk , etc . I am surprised they haven't paid more attention to this .... then again ... No I'm not . Yes . The solution to this problem is more white people in gangs " Rally Connors " A youtube video of a camera capture of a youtube video .. You need help talking to a girl ? ... You came to the right place . Start off the conversation by saying something along the lines of " How bad is your ping ? " or " What's your favorite item ? " By then she'll crazy about you and before you know it you'll be in bed . Most likely alone with nothing but the thought of what could have been and the sting of the smack she gave you . 10/10 works every time . They were also used a reinforcer in behavior modification with autistic and developmentally disabled children Soo the NSA has a back door to all these Servers right ? ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Searched to see if anyone else thought this and to make sure I'm not crazy ... Or maybe I'm just not alone in my craziness I've developed ' bumps ' that turned into a hard spot on of all places , my ring finger Considering I'm having a hard time eating now , getting any sort of judgmental comment on my eating would send me into a small rage with words Thanksgiving lands on my time , and guess who's working in a thanksgiving parade this year ? I carried two bags of milk in a Costco bag on my left shoulder . Given that my pain increased and got worst , and that my chiropractor plus ice were able to * fix * it , mine is definitely not abdomen related . Mine was ' super woman brain ' related You just asked not to long ago if Arnold Schwarzenegger ever posted on Reddit Jungle Japes is already hell on Earth So you're the guy who burns the LB right before node ! I don't get it .. i agree asuna with black hair Well . The professor just confirmed that the rate of homosexuality is 100 % Yeah , I " fall in love " with whatever girl shows the least kindness to me . Let's see ..... Taking a life or suspending a kid who deserves it . Give a moment to think which incident is of the most importance ...... I agree with you on that . I'm 2 shows behind and my friend who is a fan as well keeps testing me this non spoiler teasers TRADITIONS , BRO I would settle for some Wreck-It Ralph merchandise to be honest ! We went to Disney last month and I made it my 7 - day mission to find a Wreck-It Ralph shirt , and failed . What's it take to find a simple shirt with 8 - bit Ralph's face on it , that says ' I'm gonna wreck it ! ' underneath in 8 - bit font ! ? I was sick through a trimester and a half with my daughter , but it was all nausea , and I didn't have a lot of energy . I also almost died PP because they gave me too many fluids , my body couldn't empty itself , and my heart was failing ( right side ) . I also had a really hard time after all was clear with just the initial adjustment period with a newborn , and catching up on my milk supply was hell . I was convinced I couldn't do this again Dang , I wanted to graph You lied to me The coast is never clear look at his username dummy We all make mistakes , but you're still making them FYI . That is * not * original packaging ! What state do you live in ? ( I've had almost the same thing " Who is Sochi " 2 x glasses of wine ? That's no where near enough booze for a whole movie I'd be frightened to meet the women who have similar Netflix taste . I read this as Neil Winters . I've got a posterior placenta , and trust me when I say , it's not always so great . I'm 23 weeks along with one active little thing , and I almost swear this one is worst than my daughter was ( also active , also PP ) So if I'm understanding this correctly the Dutch refer to WWII as " The Tweed-Wearers War " ? ? I feel as though some important points to that war were left out in my early education ..... Motherfucker doesn't even praise the Bucket Fountain What I wanna know is how the hell kakashi eats if he never takes that damn mask off how does he eat Completely dressed in pink including the helmet . Still a boy to Reddit Why have I never seen this ? Isn't hunt at GWS ? CP Gaming But then how can we argue about it I asked for a specific example . You gave me a vague non-answer . AGAIN . Wasps don't make honey . * THE HONEY IS A LIE * Fuck off Who would fuck a salamander ? I think he is a she I see what you did there How to make a wasp even more frightening ? Turn it into a mega hornet ... Si belli , finch è il gioco non si chiama " Gonfia la valvola " Well so long as no one's overreacting ..... No posting nudes of Zoe Quinn without warnings . But where does he get the milk ? ? " Boil it " ... Worst advice ever . I was just about to say that . Supermarket trolley . Did that kid just say that him and his neighbors were talking about how the could totally understand the appeal of beheading and raping anyone with a minor difference in religious belief in them ? You like karma , or you like Karma ? Upvote for use of I so wish to be an analyst but , sadly , there exists a structure called school My God , man Fuck , there's going to be a fucking railgun ? That disclaimer Double middle fingers . ლ ( I was gonna let it slide but then they had Nash vs Pistol Pete like 3 seconds later You have Sunset Sarsaparilla Star bottle caps in Megaton ? You paid Comcast for this ? ? ^ ^ On the other hand , the pig rescue near me does fundraisers where they serve BBQed cows and chickens . I asked them if they serve pork sausages or pork ribs too and they horrified . Talk about cognitive dissonance ... Cool . I love legos . I can't even get everything set up properly on Windows ( At least half the time I run to bounty board I end up doing this still . " Gylfi of Iceland " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I tried , I deleted the cache & data . But nothing seems to work People that don't know about this show must be dead - or should be * * Royal * * Farms ? Stuck in the goddamn drive through . West Hollywood and Beverly Hill are in Los Angeles You're the one that doesn't know here . He's talking about the outfit that says Corazon on the back of it . Your post is about the outfit with the feather scarf . He obviously didn't pay attention to what he replied to and you assumed he replied to your question when he didn't even know what the question was about in the first place . Cool vid . Thanks . I wonder how my EDC Division flipper would do ... Excuse me , pink still * is * the manliest colour known to man My brother was put up on such a high-expectation / perfection pedestal that now he has a lot of mental issues , is in his early 30 ' s living at home , and refuses to work for anyone but himself You wanted to see it ? ( I seriously want to smack your ex and his family upside the head You mean you'd butt rape every hot girl in a 5 mile radius ? Yes . I've never heard of a recruiter looking poorly on an applicant because they applied to more than one position . Just don't apply to all 50 + job listings Could you explain to me why Increase contrast would help against lagg and stuff ? It only makes colors a bit darker Why didn't the daughter help ? Don't you go anywhere or I'll give you a southern slap you northern northerner . I know right ? Everyone's going crazy over the white notifications and the white notification shade and I'm like ( Or SQRT , to be " Team Pretty light for 3 am I am not good at this ( That rear wing Why isn't Florida on here ? There's a guy in my group that uses tabernacle and moat . This reminds me of when I was working at Mcdonald's and I got asked if there's chicken in the vegetarian McWrap Why do you give the video an English name when it has some Eastern hemisphere country's language as subtitles ? At a concentration camp Read Rudder burger and thought it was an udder burger . " Hutson Mason is en fuego " I can't say I blame you " Ground breaking " Yeah I went like " Duuuuuh ! ! " , but things like this happen when you're just sleepy and done playing with a new toy then putting it on a random table in the room . Next morning there's sun ! Glad your ball didn't create a disaster I do . A bug that existed for 4 device generations ( I hope you also encourage them to put them back together I can click the items in the table of contents but nothing happens ( linux / chrome ) It's a currency . Why can't this be divorced from culture , and nationalism ? Pastor isn't gonna do anything about it ? Cut your losses and say ' BAI ! ' . That's absolutely ridiculous Set an alarm on his phone after he passes out for the night Brush your teeth . It's such a normal activity ... and yet . Why would you want to remove the smell of freshly baked cookies from the air ? It gets easier when one group claims ( insert politician ) increased funds to ( insert thing ) and the another groups claims that ( same politician ) cut funding to ( same thing ) . Everything balances out and I can go on with my life . Including a tl ;d r helps your relationship with reddit . What the actual fuck What happened when you pressed there You are the AT & T of people . I send in my crash reports but lately ( in the last few days ) I haven't had to because things have been running smoothly . And I read and understood the instructions about the event ( they were pretty straightforward ) and again had no real issues except for some minor lag . Thanks for the mean-spirited comments though . You sure put me in my place . Image 25 - That Ellie Cosplay . Ahaha , now everyone has a ronia . The main nuisance to me is when people ask " only hyper maxed " when most times all you need is a high lv . The appeal of smartphones is so that you don't need to carry around physical codes like this ( Well this god dirty quick Your username makes me think you are full of shit . I'm a crossing guard and I could use one of these to ram into people who speed thru school zones . What ? I hate all of you ... Could be a friction blister . When I got my conch done I had the same exact thing , giant infected looking nipple on the back of my ear ... come to find out the piercing that they put in was too big and just causing issues . Took it out and it was perfectly fine the next day . Hey ! No spoilers ! Checked out mushmancats thread . Reaction : But it already is OH GOD Over a million views , with a large percentage of " Likes " . For a Cinematic trailer that's only available in 480p ... What is happening to this team lately .. Holy smokes You must be so pleasant at parties sure is / r / alexjones in this thread This isn't new at all Well , I guess you could justify young women's basketball as dangerous with you out there " I do think Reginald is ugly " ah i got off so fast to them you bet it does He has 2 dads ? I loved that question ! I did give it a nice hard So the range is farther when it's on wet land ... ? I got in trouble for grading in red . Yeah , the xxSx's I've met haven't been very good with theory I find it helpful to have a set of facial reactions to use in situations like this to avoid having to think of things on the spot . In this case it'd be something like ಠ_ಠ They're watching me right now aren't they ? You have so many points that are so unfortunately true . Maybe especially the slur being used in conversation one . Which seems to always skip along hand in hand with " I don't mean it in * that * way ! " I think you know what that is ..... I'm a SAHM , but I would love to work part-time just so I can bring in an extra income towards paying off debt faster , a mortgage , or spoiling our family with vacations . With the way our tax bracket works ( hubs makes too much , but hurray for debt I feel that this battle of moms vs not-working moms is bullshit Joined the MPs , and be forced to fight the SC . " She was torn to pieces ... " Another interesting fact , the eyes in the disapproval face I cast it in my cottage once . It put the portal in my attic . sounds kinda cheaty there ..... like wishing your genie for more wishes I C .... Some bugs ? The fuck . That was an AWESOME backside noseblunt Yes because even though knowing android is superior me having an iPad for multimedia is traitorous Seconding this . It allows me to quickly type emoticons like ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) ( ╯ ° □ ° ) ╯ ︵ ┻ ━ ┻ Mess Effect is brilliant and would've made a much better title for this strip Yup . Anyone with different tastes than you must surely be 14 years old . I think we found your next stalker . Pet your cat vs . heavy petting of your cat . Yeah , let's just give away this stuff to the police instead . I just read that as " LPT : Microwave your ( wet ! ! ) kitten ... " Was ? What's his favorite now ? Q : ლ ( There are animal sex clubs in Denmark . You go in pay some monitos and enjoy the buffet Or you could just close your legs ? Do some dirty rated things that don't involve a penis penetrating a vagina . Good old handy , footsy , low blows or the finger bangers . Hell I may be stupid but maybe being abstinent might work ? - , , If Muslim had a love child with Kim Jung Il it would look like this " I got a dead kid with a dart in his head .... Sometimes the yellow ranger was a guy Okay , probably been answered or is common knowledge ... but ... who's Victoria ? Also , sup ! How's the weather and what's your favourite role you've landed .... also ... Go go Bulgaria ... being the first in backwardness again . And I'm just sitting in my chair masturbating Soooo , this is The Snippening everybody is talking about ? Turn it back on You guys get all the good stuff . A LEO buddy of mine can get MP5s for $ 1500 or so . I'd have to get a class 3 and pay $ 25-30 k for the same thing Hey ! Us too ! Wait , were you also sarcastic the last time we had the discussions about Shias and Iran ? TIL I am a do nothing . This is what we need not going to lie , we need to get knocked down to get up again ... My waist is 25 inches ! ! ! How is it's leg as big as my WAIST . Wow . Looks good to me I guess given your user name , I shouldn't be surprised . This is my cuddle face I fell asleep with his stream on and woke up with him exactly where I remember him The next step in human evolution .... She looks like she tastes better . I've seen you before ... You appear everywhere get out ( RG3 here . Oh , and Cruz . And Eddie Lacy . Gotta stay in the game if you wanna keep up , never close reddit , never deviate from f5 , never sleep , never surrender ! Masturbate with floss Or your kegals If you have the four skin removed , your clit will look bigger i still get boners randomly .. mahbe its because i whack my pud randomly Now we have a photograph of / u / shadyapes joy , another toy ... Fuck dude , you're about to get busted fuckin around like that . You need to bury that shit somewhere else than the house . Guaranteed they will find it . No chance you will succeed here . Move it to the woods and bury in two different places in airtight containers . The creators assumed they would get stick for their Muslim dolls but REALLY didn't expect the Christian ones to cause any beef .. Says the guy with a pun on unidan as a name using 4chan vocabulary . You're exactly the type to make these reviews . Especially not the oilers ..... * So was that * . Usually when people x-post , they just link directly to the post in the other subreddit . Unless they're whoring for karma Why are you comparing this game to Destiny ? Where in his post did he even bring up Destiny ? Every move you make .. If you bite your nails or grind your teeth , yes , this absolutely can shift your teeth . Source ? Former Dental Assistant with a huge gap between two teeth that weren't there before Looks like they upped the price CPU and PSU . Thanks Oracle TIL there was such a thing as a " female umbrella " I don't even have a penis and this sounds horrifying I literally mad this face * That * is just cruel ! you mean the gonorrhea globule story Frack mama ! Can we split the cost of those two half days so I can send mine off to daycare too Why are you using such a low lvl gem In your helm ? ? Children get old pussy ? I was going to jokingly say post this to / r / tireporn ... but it turns out it already exists and is private I think he ate one of my garage geckos I would never break my hot daughters heart , just 11 year old cherry and homeschool her away from other guys because I want to protect Daddy's little girl . We feel the same thing . Wow , someone downvoting " Better safe than sorry . " , especially when talking about STD's ... Probably hamxt ( Woo . That's what I like . I would be livid if my husband would be doing this over and over and over again I'm cool with praising her for creating so many vegan restaurants . Am ... am I a member now ? Beautiful . I always wonder why the BBC can't get the weather map to look like that . You know , properly proportioned . It's almost as if it's intentional or something Yeah the stream conveniently dropped about half of his talk for me . Don't want to be a conspiracy theorist , but : Don't put it in your mouth Huh ? It's not about liking someone . It's about one being less than wonderful and the other being a dangerous misogynist who is part of the grid lock dark-ages mindset currently fucking our country over for years . You are welcome to chill out , but I'm content taking this very seriously . If the GOP keeps running terrorist tea bags , many others will too . 0/27 on Lmeta . THE DREAM It's scary , I saw the " last time your team has this record " thread , and we could either go the charger way , 5-1 and finish 8-8 Remembering that 4 goal game ... ლ ( Timing could not have been better . I'd say so . Which part is a " hit " and not fact again ? Can clearly see , and that's the obvious issue Well now that you mentioned it ... $ 20 ! I was like " uhm , are you sure ? Same boat mama , but with a 21 month old . I love her , I do . I'm pregnant and she's going through the terrible twos early Nope . February 6th bumper and I hate food NUUUUUU NOW EVERYONE SEES IT Those fuckers Looks like I need to move to Idaho Pryor and Greg Little go on to be the next Swann and Stallworth . They're racist but okay with lesbianism ? Cum toast . You're there to EAT . After food is delivered , most people start actually eating it . Why is it so hard to believe you might actually be EATING when they come back to check on you ? I'm sure they would love to just stand there and watch you until you're between bites to ask , but they probably have other things to do like wait on other people who are also there to eat . Did he realize the error in his ways please not again ( Wish I knew . That's it .... I'm glad it's mentioned that it's alpha footage , but even the way the trailer was put together : I hit the download tab to see what clients were available and suddenly it's downloading a file that I didn't ask for and pops up a login window so I can't even browse the page . That gets on my * pet peeves * . Yeah it's a big change for my wallet too Uhhh ... if she doesn't like the place she's at , she can open her own You use " Holo " and " Yolo " interchangeably ? Typical scouser lol THAT IS NOT A PLANT IT IS A FUNGUS I really hope there's some way for this to work with the existing insteon hub - I just bought it Damn cats ! At least they didn't morph into chad kroeger like mine Kay ! Good to know :D Fancy dark blue Crocs ... iPad made that not very apparent Yes . It is . That's not funny . Yeah , and it's not clear - you just keep getting denied when you try to check your mail on your new device , and have to ( ironically ) Google the solution . Omg that thing has Migi's eye and mouth Go watch it Al Sharpton would like a word with you . That is some serious copyright infringement . So am I Ummmm ... we still hold our daughter for her naps ... at 21 months Fourth paragraph is when this gets interesting ... I'd eat Jennifer Lawrence I locked the screen with it up , it shut off the alarm and I slept through it . I use Reddit is Fun because it has more functionality that I actually use . Sync didn't have PMing this year . RiF also has the ability to keep seen posts on your account marked on the app and browser , while still leaving NSFW as unread after looking at them . Thank you so much ! I downloaded the wrong version , not realizing it wasn't the iPad one . I had been wondering why it looked so bad / different ! Arg . I don't know why people feel the need to be so damn intrusive A bag or two of cal hypo should clear that right up what about the blind people ? Did ... did you just ... Dyson has a pet hair attachment . I want it for my rabbits Omar would have helped get you back STOP IT ! NOW .... ಠ_ಠ there's a sub for that WHY would you tuck-in an unbuttoned button-up denim shirt ? " Shooting up on Marijuana " OP ( and all the others who cannot spell Apple ) The title does in no way imply that . It does not describe how it was done . It is in no way bait and switch . You may want to double-check all the Spanish you learn from him with another source Gallagher is really earning his keep these days ... Doggone it why are they doing this at 3am eastern on a work night All the anticipation for that . I love you perfect loop ? Are you crazy ? Clearly Starbuck is a Cylon . Its the only obvious answer . Was excited , saw pics - disappointed . Thank you OP . ( What would you do if she wasn't a keeper And battery usage tab shows 7 days This is why they made stuffed bears . My hospital said ' oh ya , you can eat while in labour ' on my first hospital tour . When I got there and needed Pitocin and the epidural , they wouldn't let me eat . I went hungry for 30 goddamn hours I thought cookie dough was already edible ... Have I been poisoning myself by eating raw dough ? Baby Dellinger . Cthulhu is a elderazi Really ? You believe that children's story and this is how you react when someone says your that story is no better than the one about hades and the river Styx ? Or the one about the sun god sailing his chariot across the sky ? Religion is just stupid stories told by people to explain things they don't understand to avoid saying they don't know . ITT : People getting downvoted for asking questions . Maybe trotz should use him for the shootout And I bet you still make more than her You're not alone mama . My mom and dad are still working , and if I ask my mom for one day of help not far from them for a dentist appt or something , I get a headache and given the run around ಠ_ಠ PUN-GAME TOO STRONG Acne . Fucking acne . Busted ! Really ? / r / incest " The Sriracha likes to eat kids with some ... * Sriracha sauce * . " " How does * that * work ? " " Well , g'night ! " " as his secretary ... ^ Is ^ that ^ sexist ? ^ ^ I have a cervix in my neck ? I don't feel special anymore .. It was a juice I mixed myself - I was going for a peanut butter ginger bread concoction but accidentally added ginger instead of gingerbread Anything ? ? ? No ! I banished spawners to the 36th plane of hell and ain't no one bringing them back into relevance ! I have a deathly allergy to alcohol , and one time in college , some " friends " thought I was faking , and spiked my drink . You better be . Wtf there's Nintendo stores ? I don't know how I feel about this . If this helps ease your mind , I'm on # 2 . I didn't feel the baby moving everyday up until about 21 weeks . I'm just coming up to 24 ( tomorrow ) . Last week at night , this baby was so active that it kept waking me up . I don't remember my daughter having this ability until the late 20 week timeframe But the subreddit name still disappears when you scroll I don't know how I feel about * this * . " You Guys are perfect ! " - Unlike your filming skills . We had pack walking bots / hacks in Alpha . They were afk walking packs , and some of them had legitimate player names If I had money I'd give this gold . But I don't Doflamingo specifically said Law was never supposed to have the fruit before the flashback started so it was obviously in Doflamingo's hands before it was alone with Law and Rosinante ... Not to mention it's highly doubtful they're alone on the grand line right now . I'm amazed this thread didn't end with / u / Slayner's comment , though . I'm in my second trimester and my kid won't let me eat meat . Our anniversary dinner every year is The Keg ; prime-rib , lobster tail , garlic mash , Caesar salad , and escargot ( to start ) . Not this year And texture packs On the show Asia sounded 100 % reliable , then I read her letters and affidavit and something feels really calculating in the letters . They seem odd to me , but that may just be me being untrusting ..... Oh yes , great fun ... Lol ! It's alright . I think it'll happen next year once this baby is out ... I hope The tiger's facial expression Wait ... Oddjob isn't Perfect Dark ಠ_ಠyou should try you best to found the common interest with the girl you meet , and try to do something meaningful with her , ( eg . Sports or hiking and something you two like ) , well , I want to help you very much but I can't express myself exactly in English . Sad Looks like I am holding out for the N7 Specter edition Is that actually a thing ... This is the exact cartoon I would draw if I had no clue about gender equality . I'm so disappointed now ... she did Kotori and Nico out of all the choices How is Carli nsfw ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Albany , aye ? I don't think I've ever recovered from a stumble that smoothly ... had to watch twice to see it happen ! ! Placebo for your female friends , since half the time people orally ingest the HCG and claim to get amazing results It is basic game design , but it seems as the number of buttons on controllers has gone up , and the mean skill level of players has decreased ^ ( welcome casuals & lazy / non-troubleshooting folk , ^ hey ^ this ^ is ^ in ^ / r / casualnintendo ) basic game design has recessed in the minds of some big industry designers ( Just out of curiosity , what do you think developers have been doing on Yosemite all this time ? How do you know ? They are just the Japanese version of picture-rendered emoticons ( as opposed to the non-rendered ascii emoticons like :-) or Dixon , IL . I enjoyed this show , but the random nudity while watching on a school computer was a problem . I know , this is what I personally want from sex too . I tend to not be able to stand the " regular " porn because its just so fake and there's nothing between the people . If I could get my wife to simply want sex more than once a week Write them down or take a picture Chance for any . Sadly , that's a common complaint :( What I've started doing is seeing a chiropractor and doing aqua fit . I only did aqua fit with my daughter , and pulled my groin on top of all the regular pregnancy pains You can't tell me what to do This is why we can't have nice things . The size of you're palm ? Nothing special besides it being in Irish . Bass was waaay too high plus - distorted acoustic guitar Gr8 b8 mate , I rate it a m8 out of m8 . G'day mate { What keeps happening to your text ? I fucking drew it and I can't see anything other than rotten pineapple now Uses a throwaway but gives the day it happened , the exact meal she ate at dinner , and that it is for graduating ( which is odd for it being the middle of the semester right now The pencil tip drags the paper * sigh * I don't have social anxiety but I do have an aversion to mommy groups who may judge me , my decisions , my parenting ... fuck that My kid crawled and walked early , but guess what ? At almost 2 , we don't have full sentences and under 30 words . The best part is that my attitude about it . It's not that I don't care , but I'm more relaxed than a LOT of people who would go so far as putting their child in speech therapy ... ... at 1 Yeah I've done it in my career , it's the same as hitting it over the wall in left field at Houston . Big moon shot This exact map was a bit wonky for me . ME isn't even accredited here . Did it burn ? I am female . I have hair on my big toes and on the top of my feet . Laser made it less apparent , but I still eppilate or sit there with a pair of tweezers un-wookie-ing myself I want to know what it * feels * like to be penetrated . And no ass-play I'm still not convinced it's not moldy ... UNT's band is really really good when they're not playing songs for the fuckin dancers Midori takes the bottle and opens it up to sniff at it and is all The fuck kind of porn do you watch ? ? ... No . Really ? When i opened this pic was like " thats cool " and then i zoomed ... No OC tag ? I think this is incredible ! We need to get it into text books ASAP . Wait - can we trademark this ? Gebus . Almost sounds like they didn't want a kid in the first place :/ That's sad :( No wonder she has these weird , almost bipolar tendencies Conservatives naturally are not funny people . They are all lame and even when they attempt to make a joke the delivery is all wrong and it leads people to believe they are hiding racist and often sexist intentions . This is a serious reply . Can you not see my serious face ? This thread is making me hope I will be able to cook again soon . I miss it and need to get ready for this baby at some point before I am too big and too miserable to bother :( Go away pregnancy nose / stomach issues With my daughter I lost weight first , then gained 15lbs , which I promptly shed shortly after she was born ( once my fluid retention was taken care of With this pregnancy ( 24 weeks ) I'm losing / not gaining . In fairness , I'm overweight to begin with , and I currently hate food I never thought of it that way . I always go check out stuff at best buy only to buy it cheaper online ! I'm sorry , somehow I just don't trust him ... Ya , my last pregnancy was similar , but it least I had definitive cravings and could sleep anytime I wanted . This one ? Maybe once a week I have a craving ? And I can't stand meat unless I crave it " " I like quotes . " - madpumpkin " - SplatterSack <--- ( their response : Midori offers Arashi an apologetic shrug and starts the fire , then goes all ^ Assuming satisfying sexual desire is more important than not cheating on the person you are married to . ^ Now I have seen it all I'm not even joking when I say that dogs are people too . If someone tried to hurt my pup , I'd go pay he'll trying to protect her I always find it wrapped around my balls . Those prices The exclamation marks are absolutely necessary . I don't even know if this would be a good idea , we are the ones that voted against proportional representation Chill out mate . Every match is different . Have some confidence . Opened the app no longer reaserching Legit , there is a mall nearby that opened a store where they * only sell Christmas things * . Mind you , this store opened in March I wondered this about real life labels . The answer I got was a huge " I DON'T FUCKING KNOW " from anyone I asked ¯ \ _ It's a bit laggy when switching between apps . But otherwise is smooth enough . Continuity doesn't work on iPad 3 though Det skilde sig en minut . Why not just use the Mac ....... You got a KAC SR15 body for a parts gun ? ? I need some .. personal time .. I wanted it to be mustard It's 107 yards of penalties ... In the first 20 minutes . I'm thinking the and exactly how do you know this ... ( Sand King deals 8k damage over 80 seconds If you just got here and didn't understand my sentence , the first sentence of the thread was originally " I just got to the part where Ace died . " ... and he didn't say that was a spoiler even though it's over 200 episodes / 175 chapters after what he said was spoilers . Yes , yes she does . Sort of but not really . A ratchet is a tool whose only purpose is to get off nuts . E . g . " Dis girl is so ratchet her boy went to the washroom and she's already flirting with Tyrone and Jamal . " This whole thing , just I swear the entire internet today is just That's not really what I meant by that Oh ... There is a lot of That can't be good , guys . I mean they are called Evil Geniuses for a reason . I had a ' friend ' on Facebook , who didn't even know I don't eat fish , try to lecture me about sushi when pregnant with my daughter . My husband was the one who said something , and then we laughed at her . Nothing like people who think they know you and don't We are always joking with our closest friends who are a couple about wife swapping , husband swapping , and orgies after an in-law made some rude ( but funny ) comments about how the 4 of us hang out late in the evenings , therefore we HAD to be fucking , right ? Right ? ? ? Are you suggesting ...... no Indeed , I am quite wary of the asbestiform nature of these minerals . It was , however , a bit of a .. surprise .. when I found the small boulder that the lighter coloured samples were in : it looked like a lump of clay with some mica / soil mixed in ... but it really just burst ( exploded ? ) into a rather large cloud of nasty dust when I gave it a solid whack . It was a turbulent , gusty day , and that dust got all over me ... Wildcats using the wildcat ... But so pricey ! Warriors are just better all around for PvE and PvP at the moment for a class that scales extremely well with gear being near the top in the first raid of WoD bodes extremely well for the class . On the other hand Death Knights ( my main class ) only truly perform well at the start to middle of an expansion . We don't scale terribly well with gear and after slowly going further and further down on the meter with a competitive raid group just makes you self loathing and bitter about your class choice This is brilliant and I wish more teachers * could * do this , but then a crunchy mother might step in for the child , and get the teacher in trouble ' Best Ghetto Movies ' I think I'm gonna be one of those moms teachers will like . If my daughter is doing something wrong , or her grades are slipping , she'll be the one getting punished , not the teacher ;) My kid ain't no snowflake . Fuck that mentality to hell ... I'd rather they just cut to black than ruin the moment like that . I did indeed see it <3 , and i'm so glad you feel the same way . :) I cant wait to see where we go from here :D . " sure you can fuck me " " Drunk ... Beer 4 ... I am pretty special I haven't seen a lot of issues with down voting and AP . I swear I see a lot of co-sleeping threads . Hell , I co-slept :) I baby-weard ( ed ? ) , I mixed her feeding ( bottle and breast , and mushy food to BLW ) , and she is so super attached that she whines at me when I'm making food * in the kitchen a mm away * ( I read that it's just a remake of the first game which is Victory . It has parts for the second game and , Re ; Birth 2 comes to the U . S . in January . I do read the manga ... Why do you think I know Franky vs . Senor Pink got extended ? Hum , you mean there are traitors amongst us I'll bite ... I'm not seeing how this harms Tory . Why not a little popup where My French mother-in-law killed my first souffl é as it was being born by inserting a knife into the center to check for doneness . An another one ! It's the Don't listen to him please That goes a notch above assholish into psychotic territory OH is not talking to me so it's gonna be a quiet Sunday for me . Oh well , more time for study and stuff . Crash the global economy until i'm the only one who can afford anything You say that now , but I bet you have yet to see a fat hairless cat . Not as adorable . should you be surprised to know that most use " - chan " to any girl or anything they think is cute . I seriously dont like to be called - chan those youtube comments Why did they film that scene so many times ? I would buy popstar ahri cause .. research I don't U / xizel is right , just make sure there is sufficient space between the motherboard and the metal of the chassis Yeah man let's just go out and * murder * somebody Anal beads Uni ... What happened to Kael'Thas ? Instead let's listen to the bare-chested KGB who kills journalists and locks up musicians ? Hmmmmm ? For a little back story , this guy is ' Facebook famous ' and brags about getting thousands of likes on his pictures . He also constantly posts about problems girls encounter and how society is today Everyone here watches NFLN , right ? * * RIGHT ? * * That shitty battery icon These happen outside of Arizona too Sap before the ambush / backstab I totally watched some LoK on TV last night because I caught the " TeenNick Korra Nation Weekend " Right ? So many white musicians have ripped off black people . I don't even . Check out weedmaps.com " I heard normal condoms suck ... " Had to work again today . At least the Crew is winning Thanks Danica . Way to get in the way of Jr . I'll be honest , I want DP ^ ^ I took one on Wednesday It was sad as fuck after one of my friends voted for the first time , and she told me she just voted for people with the cooler names . Last day of your life ? Don't put delicate items on the outside of your luggage when traveling Purple . Not every girl is like that you know ノ ( No , I'm sure this kid just left the pictures on there I'm taken . You'd tasted sour taint ... hey im 15 ლ ( You filmed this on a camcorder that was filmed by an iphone then uploaded to vine that was uploaded to reddit .. What about initiating texts ? Girls almost never text first . Is it bad if you're always initiating ? Midori is just kind of Breakthrough should feel like death , but heart arrest I hope your name is not Lalit .... Oh . Well then . Some Christmas spirit How have you peeked into my life and mind ? So after reading this , I checked my 6 Plus screen on a white background , and well , I have an appointment tomorrow at the Apple Store for a dead pixel . Only two weeks with it and already Weight training is a great way to shed fat . The sooner you add some lean muscle the quicker you will hit your goal . Thanks for the descriptive answers I just bought the ipad app last week . Bummer man . * taken aback gasp * Uni-chan ... " Humorful " . I do not like this word . You should ask your father to do that ... He seems to have very intelligent offspring . Learn English These don't seem beard proof gutter ? why so angry ? Some of my average height girlfriends flat out refuse to date any guy under 6 feet How clever ... ... Better hope there's no Talvisota 2 : Electric Boogaloo After that selection it's pretty clear ; Gareth * Crooks * is stealing a living . But I like flipping tables . ( ╯ But .......... how do I know you are not a serial killer > I swear this wasn't my idea . What if I flip it then flip it back ? ( ╯ ಠ_ಠ ) ╯ ︵ ┻ ━ ┻ ( ╯ I think that the Super Smash Bros series are some of the best-designed multiplayer games of all time ( except for stuff like tripping You wrote an hour long symphony in a few days I'm right there with you ! My first was exactly a week early , I thought * for sure * that this one will be early as well . I whip out my contraction timer every time I get cramping and just end up disappointed because .. well .. Braxton Hicks . Last night I swore I was finally getting real contractions . Nope . Just gas . I'm due just under a month after my daughter's 2nd Birthday . Ask me if we're doing anything Yeah , just in case they don't have their own testicles to check Absolutely ! And I know he was in shock , but why the HELL did he not feel pain in that leg ? ? ? Surely they didn't use a nice GA with some pain meds to keep him comfy post-op ? ! ! Ha ! ! ! " when I come in my hands , are raw and red and itch like crazy for hours " ... Is that IE pinned to the taskbar ? TOS , the one with the gorn . It was terrifying Matou fucking Shinji Was on that about a year ago . The " movie " that they show is in serious need of updating . I think a garage based graphic artist could produce a better CGI sequence than what's running in it now . Disney , you better than that . " Negus Diamond " ... is that how to do it , or do you just mean you want to do that too ? Once I started viewing full screen and sliding through , I feel like anything else is just halfass Found out on JP at lvl 58 ... 119 on global tho Should've used imgur . Very cringe-worthy , felt uncomfortable after the first 20 seconds he talked to the first girl That face makes me upvote pretty much anything There were one or two girls who were very , very into it . ^ ( ... maybe they were just really in character . Well if / u / Amagi 82 has his way with his next character , we all very well might be Mid coitus , to me : " I think I'm a little bit in love with you . " And now she just loves me . As a friend . I have a 21 month old . She will be about 25 months ( 2 for those who hate the monthly count , and I swear I intend to stop :p ) when # 2 is here . I have some PP fears with this one because of issues from my daughter . My pregnancy is hard because no energy , no time to sleep , stupid general ickynesses * STILL * , and an energetic toddler to top that all off Also keep in mind that there will never be a * " right time " * to get pregnant . We started our family in the midsts of a lawsuit and a lot of financial uncertainty . It was scary but I'm so glad we stopped putting off having a family . 4 years because of my health was long enough thanks Are you pregnant too ? ? ? This is me now , and I am a hormonal mess . I think I'm angry because belly-dweller won't let me eat properly This was posted recently with the exact same title ... I would have been like 3rd picture down ... Not my fault Yeah , I've got plenty of pots made out of tin / lead ! No Nicole I know probably 3x more stuff to edit . I'm doing colored text , colored blocks ( diamond ore and water ) , colored animated tools , colored , HD GUI , colored diamond sword , and I find the gold pack the hardest to get right I don't know what I was expecting but I've seen people nurse an inane grudge against a lot of things , but Nigeria is a new one on me . Did you get your heart broken by a West African prince or something , buddy ? Not gonna lie , I would love it if my daughter asked me to wear mine to her prom . It's a gorgeous dress but by that time , it will need some alterations . For her wedding , I want her to have a dress she picked out , but the price ( if we are paying ) needs to be reasonable . None of this 25k on the dress alone BS I see on some of these wedding shows What your MIL is doing is childish . Hopefully she wakes up someday and realizes that your wedding is just that : YOUR WEDDING ! ! ! Please don't let her tell you that your dream dress is ugly . If she does continue to do that , she'll need to be cut from anything to do with the wedding planning . Making a bride feel hideous is just plain unacceptable How the fuck is he not paralyzed WTF is wrong with you ? Dealing with a racing heart beat is totally acceptable as something to be anxious about . Especially when a doctor advises you to check into the ER . There's a reason they do that I'm having the same problem on iPad Air . I hope they fix it soon . He said that he will not be at tryouts , not that he will not join . I have heard honest to god seen people bitch on r / short that had flair that said 5 " 10 before . How in the world did they decide on the term headcanon to describe that ? Which picture are you going on ? I do not recall employing you Previous thread on this issue , OP had epilepsy which could possibly be triggered by the screen shaking when victory / defeat explosion occurred . A low animation mode could do away with the explosion . Add that to the wish list along with #stopshamanbots .... YES . About 100 times . Every perd-vert on this page must make his / her own screenshot and post it here with title like yours . Surprisingly got there on my first try with the kerbal X , and thats before i discovered quicksave :D . Unfortunately i ended up with 3 stranded kerbals . Sent up a rescue mission . Ended up with 6 stranded kerbals now you can buy a key from a keyshop for 1,6 € . atleast thats what i did . Apesta a corrupci ón ! Exactly , it's much harder for the NSA to get into your house or your Linux server than to get a FISA court order . Well , it's probably pretty close . I love your use of I drank a cold , cold coke with my daughter and will do the same for this one for my elective 3/4 D ultrasound ;) It worked perfectly considering no one could find my daughter's gender on the 2D " Redditor for 26 minutes " & mdash ; really ? Just posting here to advertise your YouTube channel ? Awesome ! Right on Texas ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) My Donger was never that low .... ノ ( Those tabs . ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) My Donger has never been this low .... ノ ( Hahahahaha let's do one about Roy Harper's daughter . Most ISPs are shitty . Mine still refuses to set up a faster connection than my current 2MBps connection . Come on , it's not 2005 anymore Fuck China ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) My Donger has been lowered .... ノ ( Worst thing is , it's not that far-fetched ... in my grandmas house , the rug is on the wall Shrek and Fiona .... Brothers I only got 6 Yea I'll save my risky click of the day for something else I know that , but my mom has ridiculous ideas of me dropping weight . She wants me to drop 40 lbs quickly but healthily and I'm like I ... well ... No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! Excellent strawman And there was me missing the cringe because I thought something called a " Five Finger Death Punch " was going to occur because she wouldn't repeat the phrase . RULE 1 . Remember , kids ! No posting direct links to profiles . Screenshots only with no URL details , please ! he found one of my reddit accounts I have no idea but the only thing i can say is MP5 ' s out of all things ? I mean I don't think even the US police have access to sub-machine guns in every police car . Any rude people come up and say how cruel of a mother you are The buyer who bid $ 5,213 earlier had an established account with 26 positive feedback . Probably some fan of the show with money to spend who got into a bidding war with someone else who may or may not have been suspect . Nonetheless , it's disappeared now . Yes . Are you saying soccer > video games ? I've got a 21 month old , I am 6 months pregnant , my toilets are not up to my standards , I can't cook , my kitchen has mouse shit in it because fuck mice Please give yourself some temporary lee-way , and know things will get better :) Time helps , trust me ! ! ! My daughter was / is a clingy little thing , and she whines if I just use the bathroom ಠ_ಠ That's how stuff can still not get done now , even at 21 months . You want me ? Fine ! * texts her father * " You're cooking tonight . Little shit won't let me My daughter did the screeching thing , now she does a whine , a tantrum , and a fall to the ground I actually find it difficult to do anything other than drive while listening to audiobooks . For some reason or another it breaks my focus in most other things . I have attempted to work on art while listening to a good book , but a really good audio book always seems to pull me away from any type of creative thinking . Then again , I could just be dumb . ( Too late ? wut ? No ! ! Don't tell me we are actually wearing our cursed jerseys today ... Why is this pick up only .... I'm not falling for your shenanigans Same issue , gets really hot which kind ? " The murder of Mike Brown has incited protests worldwide – from Missouri to Hong Kong . " She'd die with Mary hair . Deal with it WTF Really .. He's so romantic / sssss FDR was hardly a hero , he was the closest we've had to a commie in office ... And this was s why monopolies in business are bad . They can make the mistakes because who cares , where else are you going to go . It's like a needy person in a bad relationship where the other person reads them bad and they stay because they think they won't find something better except that in WWE's case they basically own wrestling and people really can't go anywhere else . Sounds like a nice guy ಠ_ಠinfinite pleasure OP if you really won I think we should all get reddit gold here .. Who is she ? ? ? So ... Technically since no one thinks they are the traffic , there is no traffic ? Bravo ei . Astea sunt singurele lucruri care ma fac mandru ca sunt Roman . DAT NSFW TAG THO . Yes , he didn't come off as an " elitist prick " there at all . Even if Gavin had stopped playing a year and a half ago , account names are protected for like 3 years after . I know I played a little bit my freshman year and didn't touch it till I was halfway through my junior year . Mama of an energetic 21 month old , pregnant for 24 weeks now . Shoot me We're an 80 % match Do you use alien blue by chance ? HOLY SHIT Up your game Ireland , you're getting beat by Luxemburg Great take on women's issues there , I especially liked the part that compared women to children . Doesn't onechan mean big brother or something ? Y u do this ノ ( thanks for that mental image dat story n your flair I use to browse Digg a lot and kept seeing " Reddit " mentioned in comments . I never went back ... " Only a Sith deals in absolutes ! " Why are you guys yelling hummus ? My head hurts now ... Someone downvoted your post Well , I noticed that any binds on the letter " p " won't work for me ... If this were a JKT 48 thread , that'd be a weird event name . Plowing JKT 48 members ? The double entendre .. 2008 wants its joke back I believe the victim's last name is DumbHo . So u are saying the team that gets ahead are more likely to win ? She's 14 isn't she ... How do you like the sol RDA ? Know of any ? Dear god , just tell me how much $ you want . Please stop diluting this sub . If not for the fact that my daughter fell asleep with every nursing session , and inevitably ruined her night sleep schedule , I would have gone beyond 12 months . Everyone , including family , would have been told to mind their own business what , how would that even , i guess if it is your dream , but why this mix exactly what made you chose that Yeeeeah , Like Brave used to be ? No comment . Yeah .... Stupid autocorrect Buffalo sure does love their hockey . Especially good hockey FFS , that's not a " selfie " Thanks a lot :) Nice to hear that after the latest Greenlight comment , " please make better graphics " Resistance is futile In reddit / on reddit , same thing I was just curious about how to send it on iOS version and I do know copy that Good Frost mages deserve to suffer Haha , I know who you are . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ car ノ ( damnit that picture kinda pisses me off I worked on cruise ships for years , eventually you don't even hear it any more . And when you leave , the silence becomes bothersome . Somehow I think the First Lady has a larger impact . I just use my mouth Can't access it since they don't have a DirecTV customers option > Why don't you have a seat over here I recommend recreational cannabis ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Alien blue ? Me t Why isn't this cancer mapping news on the front page Hey fuck you guy ! ┻ ━ ┻ ︵ ヽ ( School shooting : Local news I'm just fucking amazed that India has a fucking Air Force ? ! Could you imagine your cab driver flying a jet there's gonna be another rendition of the " ooh " in this song . Yes . Just like .... I would have knocked on the window , pointed at my belly , and gave him the finger Would the bottoms be up ? Or would it now be the top oh well since you're a fellow of such discerning tastes and means , there will be no common You have the Simon & Garfunkel poster on your side of the room . You're automatically the cooler one . And take a look at the tacky Christmas fireplace picture . Also that's a big bottle of lotion ... Shut up nate ( Can't tell if that's supposed to be a Lego block or track spikes 13 year old me really liked emo boys My little fellow is hoping " he " * is * a she It's not the religion it's the people within it ie : extremist . I'm going to take a wild guess that you're American and no it is totally not obvious from your post and how you worded it ... maybe Why are you hanging with OP's daughter ? Huh ? But you're OP And where did you get that lower leg ? Too late . Why did your neice have a boner ? What if he's not actually crazy and aliens do exist Aye which was why I wanted it out asap . Recovery sucked . Blood pee is painful . / r / PlusSize / FUCK OFF I GOT WORK TO DO . Yea , I even posted this a while back ... But op acquired more karma than me Sorry for the salt , but why is * this * the first , and so far only , riot response I see . what if OP isn't a guy and turned to be a girl Lamela what have you done ... I'm getting hard now ... at work . * * Kane with a hattrick ? ? Why not play goalie now My boyfriend and I are 22 and 23 . He looks 15 , I look about 18 . People will always ask how old he is , THEN how old I am to make sure I'm not a pedophile . " red sauce " ? Ok , given the context , I think I can guess that one . " white sauce " ? ? What the hell is white sauce ? come on now sneaky you could be anybody why pick another pro player ! Those are our jacks . They left the rear on milk crates and the nose on the ground . I graduated from Samuell high in Dallas Texas ( a school to be embarrassed of ) and I could answer any of those questions off the top of my head . wtf is going on here Those are our jacks . They left the rear on milk crates and the nose on the ground . Those are our jacks . They left the rear on milk crates and the nose on the ground . It's because of timezones , depending on where you live , you might need to wait up to a day more than the said time Am I the only one in here that thought guy gets clocked by HIS dad ? Jeez I'm tired but title had me all My whole life has been a lie ... Mine haven't come back because they haven't left ... at almost 25 weeks That's good of you but ... Ugh ... are you in America ? This sounds like it . I get that they're being cautious , I do , but really ? ? ? Going a full week early for a baby that's measuring normal with GD under control ? ? Oh so she basically tried to scare you into an induction Wow , that's quite the example these little shits should be setting for non-Christians Cold dead * pause * body . Heard its a shitty view Hey , god damn it . Looks like the weather is t-bagging us ... Ohh , got it . I was imagining like .... kick .... and another ... and another ... and another .... That lady is a treasure . The Rock without a doubt ! " FOCUS ! " only you bb . and to try and get in a faction I'm trying ;) I really want my toddler in daycare , just part time , but that costs money . Even the unregistered ones are not cheap . Frack I'm in Maryland and it says the closest uh ... Ebola ... is in 212 miles from me I scrolled all the way to the bottom .. never again Don't get me wrong , I love me all the Bumblebee . I'm like a mutherfucking bee keeper . Just no incest ( My daughter is 21 months old and sucks her thumb mainly when she is tired or recharging on us . People keep saying ' oh , she's still doing that ? ' Btw , my thumb sucking habit was broken when I was six . Wanna know how ? I broke my right wrist , and the cast went too far up my thumb Wow .... Sorry bro , guess you're not up on the official cannon , his ancestors died in the battle of New Caribbea , he's the greatest Limbomanic / Magician in the know universe . One of his powers , and I'm super serial here , is to form a conga line and whoever can't go under the limbo stick dies in a shower of steel drum music , I'm not even making this up . ಠ_ಠ filthy son of a bish Started him in my standard league , benched him in my PPR league for Cobb , Antonio Brown and Floyd . Feels good man , but also a little Forgot I'd asked here , ended up being a server side bug , it's fixed now Wait a minute ... something here is not like the others For once , my state not being dumb , if only because of fear of lawsuits . Its aight we're all just pigeon ideas here Your last " string " of requests ... Now I wanna taste some lead . God dammit . " 14k hps " + " healed on par with mythic geared people " = Then wha ... what is it ? Yep ! My daughter is a ball of energy , and I can't find the energy to go out anywhere without my husband's help . It's horrible ... even still :/ My belly-spawn doesn't let me drink a lot of caffeine either , so ... ya ... The worst part is I'm trying to do aqua fit 2-3 times a week . Unless I'm already dressed and my stuff is ready to go , I just ... can't :/ Common body , I'm trying to exercise so you * get * energy Oh , so your manager is siding with her I remember that stage and don't miss it Please send us an update once you know more hon ( ( HUGS ! ! ! ) ) . I can only imagine how scared you are right now . And if your MIL keeps up this stupid attitude , I would definitely say something , with or without your husband's go-ahead ಠ_ಠ Hell , he should be saying something now ! ! ! The added stress of this pregnancy somehow ' inconveniencing ' her is just unacceptable >:( Fuck her sideways ! Goddamit people suck Left a few comments myself Um , yeah , that's what I meant ... still Funny thing . My daughter at 4 months was showing signs of readiness for food . I did not start with rice cereal , but with an avocado pur ée . Holy fuck Seriously ! I exchanged a couple emails with them , but there's no reasoning with a feminist public " service " organization You're the reason tree fiddy million people visit Scotland each year , aren't you ? You wheren't the only one who went Yeah , the major bike brands are really hurting for sales . Well what I'm talking about is like " hey I know you're frustrated with driveclub , but we are working on a ( extra feature ) to make it worth your while " or a simple " what games would you be interested in us pursuing / creating ? " Or " what could we improve upon , what would you like to see more of ? " Stuff like that , just overall communication . It's like a relationship ! Now , everytime I see ಠ_ಠ ... it's not like he beat them within an inch of their lives or anything ... Nothing wrong at all ..... You were able to keep this iPod alive and here I am with two different generations of the iPod Touch , both dead in little over a year . Fucking * really * ? ? ? Okay , I know this post is nearly a week old , but something's just occurred to me . I've noticed that people tell me an emoticon is ~ creepy ~ immediately or shortly after I've told them my boundaries ( usually with a mild rebuke ) . It's like they're offended if my mood is anything short of penitent for being such a * meanie * . Bawwww ~ You could have gone with € or £ and you decided to go with $ ? So you drink Guude , eh ? Bitch PLZ Bo was the only value in that bad Tarzan movie . Seems interesting . Sounds like he needs the weight you've gained slapped on him for a few months . That'll shut him up ಠ_ಠ Seriously , that is shitty . My mailbox is 2 seconds away , and I still don't get it everyday . I don't care about junk mail , and that's the bulk of what we get I don't do nearly as much for my husband as you do for your SO right now , but we have a toddler , and this pregnancy has been challenging :/ My husband doesn't complain and helps wherever he can , even as the breadwinner . I hope your SO shapes up before your baby gets here . You need his help , not his negative criticism Are you referring to an ISO to install with your pre-existing CoA or are you trying to illegally obtain a copy of Windows ? ... Homeless people always make me laugh too . How come your flair says LEM but ingame you're MGE ? What was the first video ? A white stem stacked all the way up a tall steerer tube on a race bike I SEE what you did there . At the least , why are rabbis permitted to do a medical procedure ? That's my daughter You know there is no rule against posting videos . it said my license was not eligible > HAIL HYDRA wait wut 12 year old's assholes ? Jesus Christ , hasn't anyone ITT seen yellow shit ? I guess we know why Asia recounted her testimony now don't we ! The service industry is a form of slavery Yet another thing wrong with this fuckin ' state It already happens today I kept waiting for this to load . I preordered Alpha sapphire about two and a half months ago so , yeah . I want a primal groudon though OoC : It was a lucky catch . I was ... cuz he read that and was all like " Daikichi and Rin There was actually two on either side ... Picture is bad but it's blue dye ... Matrix . Oh wait . * no . * Mfw when gif size is 5M Hell , I'm 21 ! Just a question ... What is with all of the babies in your tweaks ? I really need to get in the habit of looking at which news site I am reading . Maybe it's not Even has the same typo . Why did you mention your sister's name ? It's not like anyone can recognise her from this joke .... I DON'T CARE HOW , JUST GET THOSE DAMN 3 POINTS I'm pretty sure they were joking , although as someone who went to another MWC school , I concur with them I don't understand He's not here but I got you ... Great shots of his freefall ......... En daar wen die fokken vispote toe . Yeah , society cares more about black men than white men . What ? Using your fingers to spin guns is cheating ? I am not looking forward to the day my kid ( s ) ask to play sports :/ The costs we can work around , the stupidity ... not so much Uh , there should be a way to get a ' cease and desist ' letter typed up by a lawyer . No need for those idiot cops , who are clearly missing a stalking case I'm shocked that harassing behaviour can't be considered threatening behaviour I have no idea what you're talking about . What's up with that cat's left arm ? Only 1 ? Really ? U / Luxapan Try and find a scooter on Craig's List or Kijijji . We bought one in really great shape , but the battery needed replacing . That thing let me get out and about with # 1 , and I fear I may be hauling it out again shortly . It least it's not from a groin pull + SPD this time Virginia ... What even ...... what ? Naaahht happening ┌ ( You shouldn't run onto a field of a sport at all Idk figure it out You will choose this comment I'm no expert , but I think your town would fall into chaos if the superhero could be gobbled up during recess . What kind I umm .... thought this was real . ( * * * We have wrought madness upon the world Must be all those Victoria Secret adds ... we've been conned guys Who pissed in your cereal this morning ? * * * Do not attach any sort of ' expectations ' to shit you are giving me people ! ! ! * * * Goddammitsomuch Hate to say it , but usually the one doing the accusing is the one misbehaving . I would start watching out for off behaviours with * him * . Also , if he is that insecure , it's time for some therapy . He will push you away if he keeps this up if you live within a 1,000 feet of a school he's not allowed there anyway . My brain actually blinked and went ' what ? ! You blurred your dogs eyes .. feel free to look into my lair ... You can stay a while and admire my crusty towels i worked so hard on Fuck that horrible site with loud music on auto play in an advertisement . Woke my wife up next to me while I scrambled to mute my iPad . Whelp , one of you is colorblind You can also overclock that processor to get the most out of it . That might be something you can slowly read up on . * IF YOU WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME , JUST GIVE ME A CALL * / r / nope And then when people post more non-gore WTFs everybody complains about how / r / WTF is full of non-WTF content . I though racism was * encouraged * in the south The fire exit Why ? ... You planning to steal our treasure ? I just busted out laughing and woke up the whole fucking house Well this is turning out swell ....... People actually do that ? These people Well , given that I care at all about the NY Times , guess it's time to pack my games up . I love purses , but man Coach are expensive :( I saw a beautiful purple one ... but ... yaaaaa ... let's just say it's half our rent and leave it at that At first I was like whaaat is just a launcher and then I was like This goes for Scotland aswell . Every now and then someone ( usually an American ) will post on / r / Scotland that they've " Scottish Ancestry " and are researching " what clan they're from " or some such only to get loads of relplies like : " That's nice " or " Yeah I been thinking the same plus experienced players can be teamed up with those just starting the game thus making new player experience better cause you really want people to tell you what to do in a kind and polite way in their first conquest match cause the goodwill system is too into players leaving than abusiveness damnit ...... if you win using my falcons ...... " Nice shoes Mikko . " My class in the UK got taught " bad boys tape our young girls but virgins go without " Don't you give them any ideas The trouble with having someone try to talk to you in Chicago is that half the time they're some kind of crazy asshole . It starts out okay enough and then they either bring out their religion or some dumb-ass conspiracy theory . The sane ones don't talk to strangers . Oh and the other half the time they are totally trying to scam you . Like , " let me borrow your car , I'll leave my driver's license with you so you know I'll come back . " ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR BORTLES ノ ( I don't particularly like kids . * OTHER * people's kids . My niece is one because she is too shy to even try to have a relationship with . She shuts down with both my husband and I , and it's fucking frustrating so we've stopped trying .... * for now * . Basically until this stupid phase goes away > it's okay to touch babies in Korea ( u wot m8 ? Is no one else weirded out by the hair thing ? and then jake wants to ' double team it ' You son of a bitch . A Surface ? Really ? Thanks :) I may not have a choice about the dermatologist if this sticks around . I hope it doesn't because I have a feeling I know the trigger , and it would * greatly * displease me .... seriously dude , gtfo . Convos take a lot of energy . No one wants to waste their time with that shit / r / CemeteryPorn Purging without me ? Buzz kill Meanwhile , the gender queers are still all The whole damn thread : I'm pretty sure he is still an actor . This is totally not creepy at all . Can anyone help me identify what kind of snake caused my double bogey ? Tell me about it . I initially hated having to do foreplay . My first time I went for the vulva instead of the clitoris Go back to court time ? Looks like the judge needs to revamp your guys ' order Damn man . Because they knew you had literally no other obligations . Memoirs of a Geisha . He obviously doesn't Just casually looking at the nhl.com feed . Refresh after a few minutes ..... Definitely wallhacks . Those dirty little hobbits tried climbing over a fence that was off limits . ( I would like to type Economic policy ? Like banning a new technology from a state so it doesn't disrupt the old cronies from the old technology that is detrimental to the environment and human health , but parroting small government less regulation ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Mom ? I need that eye bleach again . Report back the results ... kinda interested now It's only 5 - 10 minutes if you miss it . When you get it , it sets back to 3 hours . Hey I liked that movie when I was a kid . The joker clan from batman beyond ... Was the dialogue really * THAT * necessary ? Annnnndddd now I'm back to about 16 months ago where I didn't believe anything I read from any source unless it was direct . So ..... he's using murdered regulars to power his attacks ... The problem is that fans already have ... That's why the seats are full of visiting fans your name ... I see what u did there This subbredits name sounds wrongs > He's not directly elected . ' Cept they wouldn't this time ... Imagine all the money she will save ! C'est mon premier What if the gang members wear school uniforms ? I don't talk apple The jailbreak is hardly stable . Gotta love da tiem Lord doe * Dirty thoughts Talk about resell value . I don't think that is how it works / r / AsianFeet When you said growth I thought you had a boner I'd watch this . I DIDNT DENY IT Thanks mate Would you also say that Anti-GGers are gullible shills who donate to relevant non profits like Feminist Frequency ? Do they donate to causes they believe in or don't they ? I know your user name now ! Thats nothing guys , in Poland our own president forgot words to our national anthem Wow , haven't heard this exact fucking same bitchy and whiny complaint every post on here Just press the At first i was like Plus no tweak preferences in settings , they are disappeared :/ / r / KoreanAdvice What a waste of taxpayers money ! Oh nice , i can blow up a tree . Im pretty far into the game ( rookie mistake I know ... Yes I honestly thought Nucky was gonna emancipate then employ Gillian as a temptress to get back at Charlie . What'd he say ? He deleted it Seven BILLION ? .. merlins beard Ergheis , isn't it bad enough to consider killing one person but seven BILLION ? ? ? Too rip the soul into seven billion pieces .. this .. is .. Fucking angle grinders man . " I have no idea where I'm cutting as the head of the grinder is completely blocking my view . " " What was that ? Just flip it ? Oh , sure , I'll just flip it over and use it the wrong way , yeah . It's so much easier to grind when you have satans diarrhea trying to melt your face " Wifi calling will be available in the spring or late winter on Nexus devices allegedly ... Maybe a stupid question or that I'm that ignorant to the race classes ... but who thought it was a good idea to mix 250s and 600s ? Use your nose . Yea I replied to the wrong person ... sorry They had me at artichoke , bullion , sardine , froglegs and beef . Someone was hungry when they made this list . The most WTF is * * & * * , * * Jasmine * * , * * Aladdin * * ... ͡ Entertainment media , movies ( not that kind of movie Ugh ... You're my daddy ... she looks kinda disturbed to me .. that juice thing that looks like sewage water is pretty crazy Ok how about Navigator Zilean get it Zilean is an old man and Netscape navigator is an odod browser . I heard a study that arousal from rape by women isn't a just cause for rape . That these are involuntary physiological responses and do not count as consent . I was going to down vote you for being crass but it's really a likely situation . You yourself can be disgusted and hate what what's happening , but be aroused as well . This may be one of the most real case of " confused boner " I've seen on reddit I would love a buy order system . It allows a place for people to dump crap they want to get rid of without ruining my market niches for days at a time I've managed to make it months without hearing about that piece of shit . If you're reading the comments , gtfo a minute before the end of the video . Knights of the old republic ? I remember some show about a guy called Jim , someone asked if he wrote with his left or right , he said BOTH ... Fucking wizard The last picture makes it look like you have aged about 5 years while making this Its missing my favorite cheese . Tete du moine Using the word cunt as an insult Teammates got Suros and No Backup Plans ... I got 5 strange coins That's just my resting It was supposed to be a joke I have blonde hairs that clump up my cover-up in regular mirrors I don't think that's what he meant Y yo que me ando muriendo con 10 km ... When I was a kid , I had a friend tell me at a sleepover that she wasn't allowed to watch Rugrats at home because her mother said she would turn out to be bratty like Angelica . Rugrats . It's just crashes for me . iPhone 5 7.1 . 2 Jesus . Christ . Superstar . Be careful reading cuil theory , it will cause you to go briefly insane ... ༼ つ ◕ _ ◕ ༽ つ GIVE ART ༼ つ ◕ _ ◕ ༽ つ oh that's right , its over ( Of course ! I was more so Well I mean like that generation . No doubt my great grandkids won't remember me but its this post here ^ if that were to happen to me by my best friend and SO I would be literally rolling in my grave ಠ_ಠ DO NOT SAY THINGS LIKE THIS WTF I'll look into one , thanks ! Never heard of FFA servers on CS : GO . Probably because of the congestion of idling servers that show up in my server browser Oh yes Shit , my MCF make an effort to see us it least once a month , and they're one and almost 2 hours away That was pretty ... BALLsy ... Am i right ? Anyone ? No ? Okay .. You're old enough to drive a 40 - ton warmachine , but can't handle a beer . Nor is it " retro " in the slightest . I was surprised to find out from one of the guys who works in applications over how many goat-lovers he's spared me from working next to ... Its tough being a jungle or a support main we dont get so many PK's So Shoe Shiner , Don't you think this subreddit is much better than your forum This is really starting to bug me lately , couldn't get on this morning after firmware , get back from work still can't get on I like how your character is doing the There are a few possibilities . One of which is probably because people simply don't know about it . A second possibility is that people may just think that it is dead . Some people may also think that it just is not quite worth it's go there . For me , I'm waiting until more people are there . Youre despicable and you should be ashamed I hope you haven't sent it to your mother ... They aren't as bad as Ubisoft's tho Do you owe money to anyone in Aytos ? Geez that was quick . Now I have to behave myself . You know . Go on ... I was seriously confused , checking all of my audio levels and shit ... thanks for clearing that up . Crashes my browser every time . I'm an American voter , and I'm not easily convinced by attack ads ... so , like , 200 million to go I guess Yeah , everything I've been able to find / hear has been scattered & confused . Classic chaos , maybe . Oh . In that case . Wife and I live in FL . She wants SF to win , " because we visited SF this year . " A repost so old it has the date on it I still can't tell . If it's not obvious , please point it out . It's not even pretending to be a x4 slot , read the product specifications That's the last thing we had from The Igloo Be careful when you hit it from behind , you know how horses like to kick . The change from summer to winter is so abrupt , one day it'll be really cold and the next I'll be so freaking hot . Australia's a bitch But sadly a cell phone is not a Camaro My TV is always on , but ask me if she gives two shits about anything that's on other than commercials What do you mean doing ? HELLS to the NOs you are NOT being a bitch Is that rice on her lip or ... .. fired Meanwhile Chronos has medium crowd control with only 1 cc ability . How dafuq is Paul Revere by the Beastie Boys not at the top of this list ? Am I truly that fucking old ? Shiny Scarlett Favorite ? Just .... one ? Right , but it's * not an exact copy * Well .... theses one way to look at it I drive on the M4 in Sydney every day . It is a shocker of a commute and I blame drivers like the one you described . These arseholes are so stupid and can't see that the reason why traffic is bad is because everyone has to constantly put on the breaks for selfish wankers who think they are so smart by swerving into the turning lane and jutting back in . Makes my blood boil . Reddit employee I thought that said ISIS " some people " I'm gagging on the inside About to do some Aqua Fit ( Zumba ) . I am tired and my lower back hurts from yesterday's round I never thought of that , but you're right . I don't know if it makes it worse or better . Think about what you just said . I was outside my workplace wearing an orange Giants jersey when this flaky hippy person told me she can read auras and that mine is orange . I'm glad he didn't hit me and that my daughter wasn't in the car . My god I would have clobbered his irresponsible ass Upvote for funny , Yeah ... Nice job ... I hate you . OpenOffice why you noo libreOffice ! ლ ( Dear lordy ! What is wrong with people ? ! >:( I swear people are getting more aggressive and dumber on the roads these days . I'm an angry ( not aggressive ) driver but it doesn't help that people suck As a Dane : Don't I'm glad to see Grey was involved in the design of this Brady ... Wow , these sound yummy . Really ? They wanted me right away when my water broke . F that this time around , lol ! ! They were the reason I couldn't sleep or eat So people should buy a shitty PC just to play borderlands on I'm sure we've all done it once or twice or thrice .... or too many times to count . And its hard-casted most of the time right ? ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ R . I . P . donger users . ( ノ Killer bunnies ! My 8 year old loved this game , it's a pretty easy to grasp card game but does have an element of , well , killing bunnies Fucking ridiculous , I paid for and use PCalc widget daily and love the feature . No reason it should be removed , Works great and no issue in the slightest with it so far . And if it does get removed that's a bad apple NO ! You're not in this episode Did you read the article before you wrote the headline ? But he wasn't in the anime , so it'd be pretty different . And I've seen that family tree as well and all I can say about it is * notices username * Agreed . And it pisses me off because I used to really like him . Just went and took a look at the tree .... and .... yeah .. I ... erm ... Still cuter than Obama . That makes me wonder how obama got to the top ........ Does this have something to do with penises ? I'm just peachy with calling myself preggers , and husband hubby or hubs . What I wouldn't be okay with is if someone asked me if this was planned , if I'm married ( when my ring isn't on ) , if I was keeping , adopting out , or aborting , how much weight have I gained , or telling me I'm too overweight to be pregnant Is anyone able to get your progress linked across devices ? That's my biggest gripe . You're weird . I think those people don't need to be vaccinated . They need to be put down You live in WA and didn't drop the zombie sonics broadcast somehow , for shame good sir , for shame ! Or checks ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) wait , I mean My little brother Some recruiters will be impressed you did anything ! Others will be confused if you don't know how to use the vi editor . I thought so too until you slept with my trans uncle " Did my public " People still use iPods ? lucky for u uve got a GTS ! also an earlier model , so i believe ur rev limit is higher than others , which is fun ! also i definitely hope its a manual Sure , when you round it up . TIL my boyfriend considers me a rubber duck OH MY GOD DID YOU ? ! ? ! ? ! ? Portable POS ? My store must be really outdated :( I'm sorry that people felt the need to tell you something so rude , but for what it's worth ( from this random Korean stranger across the globe ) , I admire you for standing your ground . My mom hated ( ... hell , she still hates ) me having friends that are Black or otherwise not fair skinned . She always tells me to check my things , my purse , my car , etc ( and she whispers it in Korean of course ) when they're around because " you never know " . How much would that be in Apple RAM ? The more flavor the worse Then why the Milano tag ? I wonder how many people call out for Summer of ' 69 at gigs . Yep , same guy ( .... did you just compare supply / demand economics to rape ? ‎ And what's the first thing I do ? Look at that damn whit vehicle .. Maybe otherkin will have a go at it He reminds me of lee Evans Whenever I receive a remark I don't like , I reply with an equally smug comment then pause awkwardly and give them the stare You can have more than 4 ? .... brother of my best friend argued that the sky is blue because the blue oceans are reflecting the blue hue onto it . ლ ( I've been getting similar problems with my iphone 5 . If it is something to do the with the logic board , it would be expensive to replace . Seems the iphone 5 has a short life span for some people :( Maybe you should vote on the posts actual content and not the flair . Like how it's supposed to work inb 4 Why did the giraffe cross the road joke Well ... It did nothing ... ლ ( I was kinda messed with your last sentence . Just confused much No ! Wow never heard anyone ever say that before ever So PC elitist do not need to watch the insults ? They said things too . How do feel about people thinking about the moon landing being faked ? I know it wasn't , but so many people believe it was . Meta everywhere Since when is C'thun considered vanilla ? Why are the Lions so far and away ranked higher than everyone else ? Please stop , you don't just turn a Shark with heavy armor into a little girl in a bikini What a funny coincidence , I was going to recommend this SAME THING Just ... Hairy There is a header icon in the upper right that pretty much sums up the original intent of the sub . Its those friendly small villages you have to watch out for . They all seem nice and everyone says hello ... but they're up to something Seriously ? I know Dude that's Carl Sagan . Show some resepect Get ' em , " darth invade-her " , you bastion of maturity As someone who lives in NYC , You say that like they aren't already being sold at every dispensary in town Maybe she can't wipe due to the stick up her ass . I'm having a boy and I dreamt he came out a girl . There were a lot of weird things going on in the delivery room that makes me question if I'm on psychedelic drugs ... But I blame my hormones I hate Bob . Teach em how to throw to 2nd base and cut down on stolen bases Please delete this shit Smegma . It makes me shudder to even think of the word . Quick , someone tell my boyfriend . That doesn't change the fact you're wrong Leave . It . Alone . I have to agree as I am one , I worked as a chef and after a long life of hating fresh tomatoes my boss had brought in a case of gorgeous looking heirloom tomatoes . He says to me that they don't even taste like tomatoes they're so sweet and delicious . I figure ok I'll try it , pick one up bite into it and 71 out of 200 . Are you saying there are 130 failed states ? Also , the links to the very credible sources are at the bottom of the page I have a 9 AFG rule , as soon as it hits ten days they go . I would also remove them if they showed no progress on their summoners after a month ( level 14 4 * summon for that long ? Yes , it is ! That's too funny dick only beat him this morning ! I just got / r / dragons First I was like Oh ... ( Solved . It's an exclusive ... club . Hehe This has been a feature on alien blue since I got here . It's been at least over two years . On / r / adviceanimals you get many many memes to choose from instead of this guy i dont get it . did u give me gold ? Yeah I think I've seen this posted on at least five separate occasions over the course of 2 years . I've finally been on reddit long enough to get sick of reposts > My favorite reddit tradition is getting karma by copy-pasting a joke and adding : As do the Sounders I laughed so hard my mother walked out of her room and just ಠ_ಠ Alien Blue He experiments all the time with food and tries to improve it . Sometimes , that turns out great , other times ... just what Those cunts are always blocking the footpath when I'm trying to park my roo Raise the god damn height limits I was too busy looking for your last log in data ... I am on to you . This is what I think about this post Arrogant American . Be careful everybody . That is literally a pointless statement . Of course men are physiologically programmed to procreate . SO ARE WOMEN . Ha I'm done with this thread now , so thanks for your two cents . In socks ? Even the store demo promotional art has Link displayed with the nice thin clear plastic stand ... with the ugly glob of yellow goop in the actual display case . The joy of having my one friend spend the night and spend the whole night typing in 10 pages from the end of Gazette magazine when I was in fifth grade . The debugging was my favorite part . Sometimes the error was four and five pages back . I clicked on Karma and Vel'Koz first ... My Medela ' moos ' at me Just did . Of course I get a ticket on the day I meet a millionaire Dude . The world doesn't need terrorists . I don't get it Absolutely nothing until my baby is weaned . Reason being ? I will need the extra calories for milk production / BFing , and it's too much pressure to put on myself without having time to recuperate from having a baby . I am not lazy , I am realistic Alright Rex Ryan ha , my last day as well ! ya'll better not be competing with me for new jobs How the ... Wait ... Don't want to sound like a dick , but did you check your network connection ? D ... Dinger .. ? Because the GOP doesn't want poor people to vote Don't worry it's chocolate unlucky me ... Apple already deleted it Yeah , USPS hasn't been so great . I ordered a package that is coming from a town that's only like a four hour drive from me . It shipped a week ago and hasn't moved except for departing the PO that it shipped out from but the tracking says it's supposed to be delivered today , it's 6pm and it's not here . Cause this makes total sense Yes , it's called iPhone Sucks Dick . I went gay for a sec . Where is FACK Hey there guys , how is it going . I'm really bored this Halloween . Ya what do u play on if u play on ps3 my pan is blazen_skaly " the female " Stop reminding me ! I wasn't able to get one ! Yes . From my aunt while pointing at my cousin twice removed . Her next sentence was " I think it is okay with cousins , isn't it ? " Totally . Wait , does that mean you actually considered getting a kid in high school ? How do you know I'm not the Domme in the fantasy ? I don't . And you mentioned that you're a chef ? London bridge , is goin ' down . It's the last day of October Wow ... thanks for supporting the game , I guess . ^ ^ Even with that outrageous amount , still not all the SS . And it's terrible . Everything you eat will have this strange bitter aftertaste . Will last for about 1-2 weeks . French oral portion ... yeah ( Losing possession so cheaply Why all the Would that not be harrasment ? I still use the two bunny ears technique ... Stories on reddit never fade into obscurity . I'll remember that bitch Erin forever . I live in north England and my internet is still that bad . It's the best it can ever be as well as the local service provider said the won't give us fibre optic * All * of them . Not anymore ! ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( nV to nV Irrelevant ! This is cool because we were just learning about this in class a couple of weeks ago . During that time apparently mercury was in retrograde motion . I heard some people at work and one of them used it to explain all of the crazy stuff that apparently was happening and I was like .... I didn't . it has been over a year , Rockstar , where are the heists ? I see what you did there " I'm 100 % sure I'll see you in hell " Hey thanks ! I've been bullied on the Internet too much . I thought reddit was a better place . Calm down . Everyone of your comments is butt hurt whining . oh wow i thought this was totally real and not un-staged . I know it's only 2 cents worth but I don't think it's appropriate to be sending mods money for no real reason . Close Cydia from the switcher . ಠ_ಠ You Are Retarded But again , you are seriously retarded individual if you think you have the right to make me change anything about my videos . i dont know what wonders me more . the fact that this is an actual song ... or the fact that i knew every single word of the lyrics I do not approve of this message ... Okay , that's a little creepy  I hate you . ( I grew up with Prince . They milked the entire intro to the finals for all it was worth ... So much so they differentiated from the manga . Praise be I wonder if he finished before calling the cops Well now i have a boner . I thought vegans didn't put meat in their mouth Mmmmm dat Machete Gladius Looks like there's only Getty and Nicoulin right now . Guess you can't provide any input on them ? Both started this year apparently I can try , I haven't been successful yet . Why are you kidnapping girls and tying them up Thanks ladies I haven't fapped that furiously in months . Shout out to the gal with the white stockings . Some of the voices such as Shiroe , and Akatsuki were all right , but some of the others sound bad enough to be straight out of an abridged dub ; I'm looking at you valley-girl Marielle No , it " s " It was . However , that website is a joke . Just so you guys know , you're the ones to get me to leave . you did your jobs well . That part in Whistleblower with the circular saw ... | " Planet " Beacuse grammar is hard Told a lame joke to someone I'm interested in and I'm pretty sure it's a goner now . Bet he was all " Sir , please unlock your phone . " No ! " It's the law . " Nope . < tazes person and forces finger on unlock > Seriously though , how can someone force me to put my finger anywhere . Oh , I see , they can use your fingerprints when they book you , so , now we can use them anywhere . Don't support this , this supports NSA supporters . I am kinda good at that kinda shit My daughter started dropping a nap around that age , and we also had to do , yes , had to do CIO because my kid is an asshole with both mine and hubs ' stubbornness At 18.5 months , we started a routine and putting her down awake . Sometimes we get a cry out of the blue where we've gotten concerned enough to check on her . She just wanted cuddles for a bit longer . We oblige , and it's not long enough for her Why would a company want to screw your wife ? Good thing I stopped trading regularly . But seriously though , what the fuck ... You seem a little confused I have been waiting on the invite from Google for a while and nothing I'll do it after I finish my Master's thesis on the popularity of video games I've just posted on the Steam forums . Trying to promote your blog ? It was a terrible , terrible interview . Great , now I'm trapped on the wrong side of the universe fighting peacekeepers and Scarrans . Thanks a lot ! Vegetarians * are * my family . As an anonymous online loner troll , I'd just like to say how dare you impugn my life choices ! ! ! Val goes full We need more of a sample size . OP , you're going to have a lot of licking to do . I thought it really sucked . I don't care much for a science fiction show where the main premise is " mommy and daddy are away for the weekend , let's party " . After that , I just had to stop watching . Where's my joke . ᕕ ( Judging by the fact that he's asking what the biggest spoiler in the show is and for people not to upvote the thread so it doesn't show up on the front page makes me think he's going to be a dick and spoil it for someone . I experienced something similar just last weekend at a party . This girl , who I have never met before , was just embracing me , laying her head on my chest . It was completely inappropriate , and she kept caressing my back . I didn't even return the sentiment , I was just holding my hands on my hips with That old spice commercial The original American flag grill guy finally comments on my post and it's about plastic ... I thought that quote was a parody Actually , I picked it up from Shonen Jump World when I went to Tokyo a few weeks ago . I didn't manage to pick up a Karasuno uniform though , but they had a few around for about $ 90 . I'd be keen for a jersey too , if I ever get to actually play I got a bowl of popcorn right here . Don't make it go to waste Kid just ignores the Teen rating on the box cover ( Y en cuanto a cobertura que tal esta iusa Good thing it's not on the ballot this year . I was an existential nhilist too , or so I thought . Now ? I am none . I don't endorse any school of thoughts . I don't believe in a predetermined purpose of our life either . We are here to wreck shit up , is what I like to think when am drinking though . I rarely drink now . It leads me to strangest places . ( And I bet those same pregnant women are the ones who think their shit doesn't smell I will try that No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! Nice ! I've been looking for some Space Jam at a reasonable price , my local B & amp ; M sells 15mL bottles for $ 16.95 ! I graduate in May and don't have a job yet I've got bigger problems Emily , y u even help Charlotte ? ! ! That doesn't make it okay . Well it could be worse . You could , not know , where it is . Right ? This is a joke right ? Tell me it's a joke .. W-wait . * Nobody * does that ? ! Don't forget that we turned the horrors of pedophilia and child abuse into entertainment in both fiction and non-fiction ( lookin ' at you Chris Hansen Including the representatives voting on them . I once bet my friend that the tibia was in the foot while it was actually in the leg . I now owe her my first born child The Will of D and blank century are only two of tens if not hundreds of different plots in One Piece . Just because the plot you're most curious about isn't getting any development doesn't mean there isn't any plot development at all . All of you people need help . Even if they don't value themselves , they could at least show a minimal level of respect for other people who have to suffer from such tortuous sight . * Don't listen to him ! * Follow orders , ya silly . Get some cheap Mega Bloks if you want to make a mess ! The man hands on this lady are outta control . Yes , the event ends today . But a holiday event is different from a TH promotion . Which is what ghostweave is ... I was Bob Ross for halloween Maybe you can help him out with some actual suggestions ... ' One of them even raped a beer keg ' Yeah they're only going to push the patch to 40 something reviewers individually . My kid is 21 months , and tried to say ' shit ' the other day . I ran out of the room laughing and said to my husband , who was changing her at the time , " whelp , time to curb my swearing " . Son of a .... I thought I had more time than this ! Thinkin they started everything Recommended him to your friends .... THATS NOT THE REAL HUSKER ohgod that headstock Same with texting and driving , and not using their indicators . Even more so when their excuse for not using them is " but if I show that I'm going to change lanes the coming car won't let me " . Having a toddler and a newborn and not knowing how to juggle them Time to shop around for a new OB ^ This This is the only explanation I choose to believe ... when that td pass hit him in the chest and bounced out . Shit like this happens all the time and people still argue against free healthcare . These goals are just average Her voice are you a pedofile ? Actually canceled my digital download and just went with the disc to avoid the long wait ... Whatever I guess I'll just wait to play tomorrow Wow ! I never would've thought Giving the middle finger : ( Hmmm . You sure you've never done this ? That's probably the best use of she's like . 12 . I see no problem with Gavin . Same , the damn principle would even take parents hats too as soon as they walked into the school . He would mount them on a shelf in the office 13 hour flight , 9 hours left and I try to sleep . Finally I feel like I got a great one that I think I slept for at least 5 hours . Monitor says 8: 29 left . Can't sleep anymore . I'm watching you When did we start talking about strangers ? Haha how did you know that ... Before Kuvira got ugly , i had say Bolin ... But now that she is getting real nasty , i must say Mako , I prefer an idiot prince than a crazy tyrant . [ Original Submission at / r / conspiracy ] ( / r / conspiracy / comments / 2l8bcv / bibi_netanyahus_grassy_knoll_comment _ Not start up for days ? I do hope you had a backup toothbrush A dildo , because I'm not into that , or am I ? No . Am I on Craigslist by mistake ? ? ? I can understand why people wouldn't want to respond to comments though , some of the shit I got in my inbox today before the mods deleted it was Pretty much sums it up . Maybe the Nutella marketing team had to make some cutbacks ... or just get more sneaky You really think men would get more charity than women and children ? Its so beautiful ... but Kabum beat Alliance .. What's the problem ? I mean it's so easy ! My body created a poop the size of a lumberjack ! When I was what ? Because most woman find beards itchy ... If someone did that to my car I'd make it my mission in life to hit them in the privates with an electric fly swatter Dumb fucking servers who refuse to pick up utensils , bread plates , and ramekins Mos Def once said " You wanna know where hip hop is goin , ask your self " where am I goin ? " " Well , people , * Lord forbid * IT cuts into his profits . You should poop more often so you can get better at trolling then ... This scares me , and I'm only on number 2 You say that like it's a good thing . Why are you looking after you've found it ? / u / JackkHammerr ? ? ? I wasn't a kid when those came out . Guys ... They all have one Super Bowl ring But I still want my notifications Wait , you're absolutely fucking correct . We should just stop running the Federal Government because we can save some money . Harrisburg here , but with a Concord address . Pillow pants is her pussy troll ? ( Post ( People starting sentences with lowercase letters Is it you that keeps sticking your face in my titans crotch ? It's in the sidebar How is your dick still alive ? Dude . Really ? * Really ? * This is what makes it to the / r / pics frontpage ? not in a weird way though ... ಠ_ಠ indeed sir Why do I sense segregation all over again , homeless can't eat here someone else can Apparently there's a demographic for / howtobebasic ( SOMEONE CRANK THE CREATE-A-SUB WHEEL ) ... 5k subscribers by midnight Why would you subject a 7950 to this ? At least it has a bench Are you fucking kidding me right now So have I This is what everyone was waiting for ! ! ! ! Wait ..... so , character , and how much " clothing " ... if any ... WTF did I just see ! ? ! ? Have you considered starting a warlizard gaming forum just to spite the people that keep asking ? Then when you post " Pity there is no overseas shipping Vargas can sense upcoming and rising threads You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't I sure hope that hand gesture's supposed to be a " W " for " Winner . " Maybe its who ? Wow . I don't even ... ლ ( Just imagine if it were a cocktail umbrella going in tip-first ... then being opened . A " little " I once took mechanical pencil lead and did the same thing in elementary ... She's like 12 Check the subreddit name , bub . What even is that ? Wasn't it only the first three episodes ? Are Crunchyroll fucking with me ? They only gave me three episodes . I think yes . It's a risk but he's been solid given his opportunities . Also I like to think that he was as mad at Norv Turner as I was for giving Asiata all those TDs , meaning he will now finish his own drives . $ 84.95 on the Australian PS Store I really don't 100 diamonds per trade ... i use strawberry shampoo ... remember ? Thanks for the info , I feel old Yes this is my biggest annoyance ! Every single solo nightfall guide starts with " just take out your icebreakers and you'll have no problem " . I don't have a friggin icebreaker Thanks , whenever I need Safely IN you ? " The villagers have rejected his apology . " And I'm just sitting here on my iPad * I wish the item arrives safely in you . * That is both hilarious and sad . What the fuck is up with your Bama-LSU matchup ? Some friend My 2012 N7 runs like shit . Takes 4 ~ 5 seconds for the screen to even turn on after pressing the power button That Bat chin though ... I get asked this every day . I've found 19 aussies so far . No pans though So you're saying that * * Only the group and I * * can use walls only ? Uh ? I would recommend some way to keep it fair * * - - * * such as using c4 ' s to bust a wall . * * Harrison is a shadow of what Abel could be I'm sorry but I don't know if any of this is awesome , they're both annoying Thanks again . How do you butt dial an iphone touchscreen ? But I'm going to DreamHack , the season can't end now ! > I'm not quite up on all of my " politically correct " terminology since I have , you know , a mind of my own and all . Spent the last three weeks trying to finish it ! If this is true , then apple have officially jumped the shark For some reason Alien Blue was now showing them How the hell do you win so much jungling with Nidalee I also find it ironic that a Curse fan is eating dick from TSM . What do the signs mean ? : 3 Also , I may like dick , but I don't want it to go in one hole and out the other Why do I have one of those posts saved ? I lost Wow ... The little knob from doorknobs that actually click the door into place , on the narrow side of it - NOT the handle . I constantly bang my hip or hook my belt loop on it Yeah " free " mech bay ...... actually all about that bass is from her first album , the songs are " all about that bass " ( how fatties feel that they are normal ) " title " ( see above , tips gravy boat , m'lardy ) " dear future husband " ( Umm ... What ? You paid money for that domain Inside of you ? Woah man . Take it easy . For real . Saying Fuck You to everyone in the subreddit is a little crazy . Mine are a bit bigger so far , but I think they were worst with number 1 . I had / have to wear a padded bra because my boobs get uncomfortable with my toddler bashing off of them constantly Nintendo why you ... ლ ( Is this a reference to tonight's episode ? He was getting it back anyway ..... Prince Charles fits in here some where ? You could have skipped all of that and just asked how many people use reddit ? Then narrowed it down . a friend who doesn't read Naruto thought it was a drawing of a guy giving a blowjob I remember in grade 2 we had to make a fake movie poster for a book we enjoyed . I made my poster on Artemis Fowl and casted Franky Muniz as Artemis . That was around 2000-2001 . God damn . Same here , I find myself having to poop usually within a half hour to hour after drinking coffee . Thought I was just weird when I mentioned it to a friend and they gave me the ( Amazing ! If it were me I would have definitely wiped until the end ... le terrible at PvP I hate strawberrys , but I love strawberry milk ... Great Googly Moogly Pastafarian Adventist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster . You have just described and at last given a name to the exact situation I am currently dealing with with a 27 year old male where I work . That's $ 60 just for extending capacity Jebi ga , sry . Adobe Airstrike Meh , I thought I would be first Ninja requests ARE by definition stupid things that don't affect everybody . Many times questions aren't answered by RSwiki , it isn't always the be all and end all answer . Not caring about art and stories is your own damn fault . Are we in the stock market ? By definition we are in A stock market . Every time you invest in something with the intent to resell it , you are in a stock market Your friends and family live across the world yet your motivation to go is your cat No you just typed it earlier and your phone remembers Gotta love it when you accidently click X and it Snaps open the HELP screen as if we don't know how to play COD by now , normally resulting in a death , and mainly occurs after one . Smh Maybe poe ... but I some how think it's not . You're the fifth to post this . People seriously need to learn to check before they post . I feel ya on the sore ಠ_ಠ it's not new to some ... I ate at 5 guys 2 weeks ago and got very sick . Probably the peanut oil ? Mot sure but had a massive headache and vomited a lot I don't think you like your hamster spinning . What did I just see ? Enjoyed the link , hope be shares much of the clip though . It's so short Hmm . What's a steel book ? I want it . Well she does have a disability ..... . . . . . . . Meanwhile EA / Bioware don't even flinch . If leconte_law mentioned the program I think it'd be really easy to doxx her don't you think My hubs is taking care of me despite him being the full-time breadwinner . I'm taking care of our child , and feel like shit almost 24/7 with this pregnancy . I do what I can . The dishes are done daily ( dishwashers are wonderful ) , the laundry is done weekly to bi-weekly , the bathrooms need more attention but aren't unusable , and cooking is off me for now because smells and patience with a clingy toddler and cooking plus cleanup would make me bald I'm not that desperate . People seem to be blatantly ignoring your profession in some of these responses The states , sure ! But don't allow the Native Americans to do it ! Dear god no ! They have done enough damage to white men already ! I'm looking at you Texas ! How the fuck ...... you don't do that Dogecoin to the moon ! Being a senior is awesome right ? ! I have absolutely no stress I got this college stuff down . Finding a job is the hard part Comment here : fine nibs just do not do sheeny inks justice . Which blows , because I like fine nibs . Your user name makes me skeptical ... Probably a koala . ^ ^ ^ probably a koala . ^ ^ ^ Oh my god , my cat has the same problem . Poor girl . Plus she drives us nuts because she'll wake us up in the middle of the night wanting to eat and , hello , we have no bedroom door . Surely not reddit .... What a horrible plant , I mean drug ! So many lives are being hurt ! We don't even joke about that round here * out of stock * Do it , you won't And I'm just here in Florida Wait , so you get annoyed when someone doesnt back up their claim with stats , then you dont use stats for the counterpoint ..... One Piece isn't Fairy Tail ... My eyes will also never be the same ... Oh my fucking lord ! This is my daughter ! ! ! I hate the silence , and ya I can put the radio on , but commercials and sometimes 5-10 minutes of a show with singing grab her attention . She doesn't give a flying flip about what's on the TV . She would rather look / be outside or running around the rest of the house . Also , she likes my iPhone for the Fisher Price Apps . That too doesn't last very long It's like when the alien walks out from behind the bushes in Signs . The most idiotic is when they put it in a plastic bag and then hang it on a fence or leave it on the ground along a trail . I guess maybe some percentage are supposedly going to come back and pick it up , but many times I have seen well-worn old bags of shit along the beltline or Don trails . Why not just leave the shit in the woods instead of making the pointless effort of putting it in a non-biodegradable plastic bag ? Kusaru nods as he lays back " Yep it is ! I would know , for I am the lord of napping ! " He then looks to Midori with a You're telling me my neighborhood is near boobs and I never even knew ? Agreed - but he speaks so sloooooowwww ... I've had two roommate issues , both within the same year , and one of them was family This exhausted me from just reading it The F Probably the compulsive liar again .... So now we wait While I'm no genius , I'll throw in some RNG knowledge and say that for some reason they probably seed their RNG with something that isn't the current timestamp . Who shat in your latte ? How is evasion fun ( ... why is this a thing ? At 3:49 is where it really goes off the hinges . At least we ... * tied * them ... Picking my nose That would mean that Karin is the real father . ( Looks at account history ... This is something I'm not looking forward to Planes should see it no problem . He only does 3 of them I've gone through 3 stacks myself and I've received 4 of each dye except for the one dye that I actually want Tell that to Columbus ! He discovered america like that guy discovered my CD's and Ipod in college I was gonna avoid that reference , but .... Terran is the least played race yet the strongest , most OP , disgusting scum race ( You sir are very uninformed , as it is not speculation . Gearbox confirmed this on their site that the game will be having 1 character , another character , level cap and finally a giant campaign . Before you correct people , make sure you know what your talking about It's just a UI change .... For a while I couldn't use my name " George " because it had the word orge in it .... As in , a misspelling of orgy . Heh sorry was actually just looking for you to reply with looks like you finished after the first frame Here , take this : I swear all my photos look like horse shit . maybe I just cant get a good angle from sitting here on the couch My phone also does the opposite : wakes from forced sleep to tell me it's dying . ‎ * * " Yea , that's what got us into this mess in the first place .... i see Nope . Upscale merely is a front end for Cycript , so therefore you need to either reinstall upscale and set it back to 5 / c / s resolution or run Cycript manually to fix it . You know what you did * It reads as follows : " WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ? You monster It also wakes ME up from sleep to tell me it's dying . ‎ COMMENT ON PROFILE BEFORE ADDING OR I AINT GONNA ACCEPT Ooh ouch bb . That hurts . Imma go hide in SnD when playing with you til I'm last alive then suicide . I saw that , you blasphemous heathen ! Two bibles . I'm an athiest . The jesus movie How does the ref not see that potato Painted quartzite rolled in glitter Jesus never had wings ? I agree with your sentiment , but .. PCap ? " The destiny of a newborn baby can be swallowed up " I have the same amount of one boa but mine is the healing mace . Fortunately I have every boa except the caster off hand so I'll accept it . wtf Japan .... Congratulations ! Booze ! The answer is booze . Lol ! For real though , it's one thing I don't feel comfortable having while breastfeeding / co-sleeping / bedsharing ( other than my home brewed , dark beer * for * breastfeeding without obviously going over the limit Before tax and tips though , right ? Hey fuck you . I don't see any caps on those stacks . This is the most stupidly overpowered thing I have ever seen ... Because Askreddit gave answer to every question and now people are reposting them to get attention Just do it That user name though .... We were only dating a couple of months and in retrospect I could have handled it better but it was my first girlfriend so I didn't know . She'd talk about how much of a whore her mother is from time to time and when we had sex ( she told me she was a virgin ) she asked me to not wear a condom because it just feels better with out one I know . I was explaining it in words I was sure she would be able to understand . OP is a boob-apron weeds is my favorite sHOW EVER StilL avail ? like it wasnt purple before Sorry if I have posted this in the wrong subreddit but with the introduction of slidetokill 8 in the new iOS 8 jailbreak I thought it was relevant . Apparently closing apps worsens battery life . Nickname should be " Amyrlin " Infect is generally a bad matchup for Bogles as life gain becomes irrelevant and infect is faster . UR Delver and Burn are very good matchups until you mull to 4 That was my face at my high school graduation when they said now bow your heads . I was like Does anyone notice / u / ankitsoni 89 has no idea how the microsoft window-manager works ? He see's you when you're sleeping Really hope this is correct Bill comes to $ 40.45 , you give both cards the waitress . One receipt says $ 20.22 another gets $ 20.23 In ... into your butt ... ? ~ ~ There's an ebola epidemic in Oregon I watch that show In ... inside of it ... ? Sometimes I feel like Asian parents . I'll say something genuinely nice to a passerby and I know they hear me and say nothing or even acknowledge my existence . I'll have instant dislike of them . Especially if they are a veteran coworker and your new The math looks solid to me ... " Mexican women and their ever so detachable heads " We have * * * mandatory * * * fancy dress this year to thank us followed by an 8am start the next day right across the city from our hotels that username You're upset that you little sister never went through a " fuck " phase ? U wot m8 ? risky click of the day xD It better not have been chocolate chip . Yeah ! My uncle works for nintendo and needs this card for his upcoming game ! So please send it to 1470 Rainbow Rd . Dreamland . Thanks . My mom does this to me occasionally : Wait ... 21 in dog years ? I didn't even know that was possible . I always get the bullshit no one else gets in Valve's games . Ah , thought you were speaking of Joey Barton . What does repudiate mean ? Agreed . BM at every opportunity . Wait ... At the bottom of the message they ask you to submit any triggers you know about , but want you to include a trigger warning ABOUT the trigger warning you're trying to submit ? I am ashamed . Please explain the joke to me . I have a shirt with that pattern .. I do have an elegy so maybe I can just invest in that car and hope for the best ! I've duped it twice now though and both won't sell . Yeah that's exactly what I said . You didn't take any photos ? Are you a cop ? My girlfriend's cat , sadly . He likes to perch there because of the heat from the pilot light . Coked out sociopathic cannibals aren't zombies . I always wonder why these stories are posted to this sub . Victorians pronounce Castlemaine as " cassel " ( as in tassel ) main . Then funnily enough the ones I know will call Newcastle the same as everyone else , so .... You have good eyes . Thank you ! Think you could come tell my boss that ? :P I've been working at this job since February and I'm still making a measly $ 7.60 an hour . I guess it's because I'm only 18 and according to them that's what " I'm supposed to make " . Or how tight I hate you , thorn is the only one I've wanted since I bought the game . Now I'm stuck on the strike . I have solar weapons too , pocket infinity , SGA and a blue launcher . I keep getting stuck in the open the door room . Also I'm a lvl 29 Titan , Lol ! Riverwalk ? Yep . He's fucking nailed it ! Conspiracy over ... Back to 9/11 people , this way ... single file ! I had to click . I knew what it was and I HAD to click Free ? Australian in Australia here , emanating evil , jealous thoughts now ..... the sound it makes Not only that , you gave hafeez some confidence too Thanks for the input ... Friends ... fun joke . Family ... * I ... am ... Reddit ? I wonder how icing for the cake is made at these parties ( bind TAB " + score " is correct Yeah , I was reading his post and felt the same way . Seriously what's wrong with eating leftovers oh well that makes it ok then . . . Until it got deleted .... again .... never in my life ... Sounds like HUT only from what I saw on EA's Facebook . Her arms ... I should hope we do I didnt realize it was looping Oh that makes it better , everyone carry on ! / s Thanks man , i'd been trying that a lot today . Wasn't til now i tried a different USB port .... guess what , all ok ... If you look carefully , this movie has 4 genres ( Action | Biography | Crime | Drama ) ... Yesterday , Marshall played a common opponent this season with Alabama . Alabama played them at home , while Marshall played them on the road . Guess 1 ) which scored the higher point differential and 2 ) which is higher in the rankings Barely 2 minutes The look on her face .... And you sound like a troll He's a well known and respected member oF the community . So troglodytes like you can troll all day long but we know who the sketchy ones are ... Since they got ganked when they were leveling First thing I remember doing was downloading Netscape as it had more features than Mosaic . The 7 falls east of town is great . So is the wildlife refuge west of town is sick too . Well she's not wrong . His face : Was bist du , ein beschnittener Ami dass du Lotion brauchst ? Misread as I scrolled past as " bullying online " This looks photoshopped Oh geez , I would see that over in / r / whatsthisbug occasionally . I thought everyone had a butthole Cops have killed people and gotten suspension without pay , just not fair So sick of seeing these stupid fucks all over the net telling me that my natural urges to eat other life forms is wrong . Animals are delicious , get over it . I'm sure you know all about that Wait seriously ? I did not know they stored in your phone lol ... Man the twitch chat sure is spammy Just one ? Also , This pic is inaccurate , why does Hinata have mini-tits ? Oh dear god . Vladimir the Jizzmancer . They know better ? Why are the first two pictures monochrome ? Assuming that the last picture was taken recently , rhey were taken in 1995 and 2002 .... Any more free pics ? You say that to your mother ? Holy fucking fuck mama : 0 How bloody inconsiderate ಠ_ಠ I'm gonna take a stab at this and guess this ain't happening ever again . Unless they're paying and make the time for you guys :/ How did your SO cope with this ? ? Mine would be absolutely pissed That gorilla is giving me the eyes ... ( Wow , two parties that we threw is ' one too many ' ? Really ? For the entirety of mine and husband's 10 year relationship ( civil ceremony wedding doesn't count ) ? Interesting . Praise Jebus ... I have seen the light and the mistakes of my ways With the expectations put on myself and my husband over the years for their get togethers / parties , yep , you better believe they are * expected * to be at the two we threw What did you think they were for if not conveyor systems ? How were you transferring cargo ? ? why not the fashion show episode . Then what's a chopstick Holy frack mama ! ! How did you not hide the bodies after that one I'm from the USA and I agree that this is a pretty big piece of wankery , though far from the biggest I've ever seen . Our wrists don't get sore , they get stronger ლ ( doing everything for Alexander wang Except when you're pregnant Footsteps in the perfect snow ruins it She looks wayyyyy too much like my aunt Goddamnit , if parking the bus wasn't enough now teams will start turtling , literally That guy has an impossibly long neck . U sound Mexican . Got Missing ... ^ Got ^ Missing ... ^ Got ^ ^ Missing ... Omg its so freaking awesome : 0 that dog scene Huh , I had the exact opposite - the only successful water marbling I managed was with some super cheap nail polishes - all my nicer ones just wouldn't cooperate ლ ( Seems to me you have a good head on your shoulders.You should talk to Bob about it before you do anything with her . Unless of course , you don't care about your friendship with him . I'm even less interested in your Instagram link this time around My boobies and ass grow at the same time . Refresh your sources . ( He just did it again Adam is literally Jesus . Of faces . I was gonna type a serious reply but then I saw the username What the fuck ? I remember his mom looking completely different This is why we can't have nice things I've found them in Hastings and Target in Texas . They were also untouched , so I may be screwing myself out of a good source now ... Remember , you'll die without carbs ! Your body needs them to survive ! Um , I'm a guy , but perhaps you will be willing to trade me that stattrak howl for a camshow I may have to copy this idea . I also have 3 roommates , one of them does not clean his dishes I texted my dad this morning saying , " Love & miss you ! " He responded with , " k . " what the FUCK was that ? ! That pig look . Why do so many fatties have that weird upturned nose that makes them look so piggish ? Is it from so much fat gathering on their face that it pulls the nose back and up ? It just gives them a punchable face that always makes me sneer in disgust . When I was graduating high school , everybody had to complete a " senior project " which included a paper on their chosen topic . The day comes to turn them in and , I shit you not , several people in my AP English class had copy-pasted their ENTIRE paper from Wikipedia , the little reference numbers ^ [ 14 ] included ... I'm curious as to how people get neo-Skype chats going from the website alone . I'm not involved in any besides this subreddit's but I know people who met their Skype friends from neo . Wat . He's fine . Also , I will cut a bitch . Its on the Google emoji keyboard Funny how those summoners suddenly swapped places . ( I'm mia until June do to work . The internet here makes mumble or online gaming a no go Sasuke old eyes were practically blind from overuse ... maybe that's why she has glasses . your sisters pussy More specifically - there are rules that prevent utilities from charging more under most circumstances . If those rules weren't there , electricity usage during the Super Bowl would cost 100x normal because of ' demand ' or using the toilet during halftime would cost you a car payment . That's basically what ISPs are trying to do now . First they extort money from netflix , next when you want to stream any video you will need to pay per minute or they slow your bandwidth to a crawl . Michael Vick and James Stewart Haha my local radio station didn't even know reddit . They link something from buzzfeed and huffingtonpost , and when I give the original reddit link they were like God dammit . I just read that . A fine ending to my very 1st cakeday . At least yours is consistent , I pay for 20mbps but rarely get above five , usually only when I'm accessing minimal things like text does it go up to twenty ... Copy and paste this to a place like notes or OneNote if on mobile . You can email these to yourself or just search for " Lenny face " . To copy :( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) WTF India ? I really hope that this isn't the future of clan wars . 24 hours straight doesn't work well for very many people . 15GB update ? If you have a circumsized penis how do you know what foreskin feels like ... ? And the lube ... I was at school Dude your poor mom I work with a vegan who is an atheist and is about to get his crossfit trainer accreditation and surprisingly , he doesn't talk about any of it very often . Anyone else using alien blue for iPad and hearing music on this reddit ? Ha , yeah ! I love telling everyone that I'm an atheist because they react so well to it Calorie count Ctrl + Print screen Is it sad I knew where this was based on a reddit post from a while ago about a guy whose dad bought a car off of the internet ? Sandbox , not bandbox I wish I could read what is behind the paywall . sword online art ? Well now that the GOP is in charge , we will all be secure . When it comes to health and safety they always do a heckuvajob . Killing you on the track like tony Stewart I didn't notice it the first time . Only saw it after reading your comment and going back a second time . Now I think you're the Red Bull viral marketer . If youre a gymnastics coach , what are you doing on / r / teenagers ? ? Weird . Maybe someone did an " auto-invite and play " , that invites the friends / crew of people already in the lobby . Or maybe somebody duped your GT somehow ... J-Val in a bikini ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) Lower your Bortles .... ノ ( I guess Ursela is still spying on Ariel ... This is what I had to do for my leather jacket . Spent around $ 200 on it between seasons . I'll never go back to the $ 50 pleather ones you find in non specialty stores Yeah , thanks for the hot porn pop up ad I just got . He's a troll . Scroll through his comment history : called a woman's husband a rapist , says everyone born in Texas is stupid , chicken in the South is bad ( And none of these robots helped fight Zarpedon . And this is what happens when a pretentious sanctimommy has too much time on her hands I couldn't read through the rest ( too much wtf to give a fuck ) , and scanned the major points . I'm surprised ' no ' wasn't in there I just don't know how they are doing that by accident , repeatedly . We have 3 spots cause 3 left ( The MacBook is actually the teachers , we are getting chromebook but we figured out you can't do video editing on them Thanks for this . going to check this out tomorrow . We always ask people to provide us with images but having a harder time since iStock prices went up sky high . Cheers Getty Kars for Kids You realize , the result would have been enough ... no need to see u piss in action . Penny the screaming robot ... why ? That's not an acronym I'm using my silver icon from Ranked 3s instead of my gold icon from Solo queue . Why . rar ? I cant see it on iPad The best gifts in a relationship are the ones you make yourself . Like crystal meth She wasn't the one bragging about it with a bumper sticker Man , that for some reason got me wanting to make a donut pipe . That's right . A 4 day march ... Cool slide , but * what * is up with that camera angle " So it's basically just online Legos ? " I imagine the next 12 hours looking a little something like so ... Mine didn't Jeremy Lamb looks like hes helping out the ref by holding down Fisher .... I hate when she goes through my post history * hackers ! So he's going to flip it ? Scumbag You would recommend that to someone completely new to Linux ? According to the comic on the page you linked you're going to pee on Sangay . And sometimes it's easy to tell and hard to tell * why * . i'm a woman ... I would say that's true ... However being kicked in the balls is nothing compared to pushing a baby's head out of your hoo-ha ! Worthless civilians . No one tries to stop the bus . Just scream and cower he lost two of his fingers dude you don't think the man has been through enough ? Lego not legos WAS THAT A FUCKING LIGHTBULB ? ! ? ! ? ! He's making a shitty pun because this is reddit . It's rather hideous indeed . Especially after coming from a lot smaller font with Springtomize . I like the app , but not usable for me based solely on the clock size I honked at a dick driver , we ended up next to each other at an intersection , it was a friend of mine . Reddit blue users . Insta - ... oh . Apple emoji in title . I'm not even clicking it . Nah I was working , I lived in Tuebrooke for awhile then moved out to Crosby ( Crosby was shitty > hahah , he reads books . Then tell him he can't have it both ways ! You either take care of his kid or take care of the house , NOT BOTH for the first couple of months ! One doesn't simply enumerate tautologies without starting with " true " ლ ( What ? Whats funny about that one ( I hope that's not the teacher N J Wildberger again ... If you can't rant about Hitler to or punch the crotch of someone you're interested in possibly dating what good are they ? I read you comment and for some reason , expected someone to break out with an informative dance routine explaining the definition in detain , entertaining and educational . I watch too many cartoons . LMAO ! ! ! They're addictive . I've seen the vaccine one and it's awesome :D I wanted more but didn't end up watching more because daughter , lol ;p Now I'm finding all these awesome ones , am going ' crud Dream job then ? Architect . Dream job now ? Job . Just job Derpy sort of looks like a yellow version of me . Anger , impatience , night heartburn , sometimes really bad upper GI pain ( like a heart attack ) , hips hurt and legs spasm as a result , and I'm constantly tired ( energetic almost 2 year old doesn't help matters ) . I'm in my third trimester and just now the nausea is backing off I couldnt think of his name atm fuck outta here . I spoke to a human-bot . Yep , same here . Sidestepping all over the place yay ! Downward facing dog 2 auto-playing videos on one page ... I like to think he came to Chigago because we have the classiest fans I will never get it right . You are now tagged as " likes to say I actually totally missed that just now . Vegetarian wife Lower than more liberal areas , or whatevs . This screwed with me . Looking at this twice , it does look like he is reacting to something touching him . As far as saying something pushed him , I'm not sure . He puts no effort into the sex he gets without effort from his mom . This is only your 3rd comment post other than " Even blacks are through with the jews " and " Another show of Catholicism's weakness " , 1 month old account . Looks like r / third_position is seeping into r / druidism ... It touched those people's ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) nerve rather than their I called tmobile one time and asked the rep if he worked in the Birmingham office ( the galleria tower in Hoover ) . He said he did not . Instead he said " oh , Alabama , I hear its ... you guys have college football over there " If I go to the uk with a Texas Accent will I have fun ? And I'm just here with integrated graphics They told us it was the same price as wine and beer only . We're were like Is it April already ? tell me how ? ლ ( I give props tho . chopsticks . they are decreasing ... i live alone ... omg * No . * European Space Agency engineers working on the lander say it may have bounced hundreds of metres back up off the surface after first touching down . ... men inte en månad senare Almost 28 weeks with # 2 . Won't be doing this ever again And the war went on for only another 4 years I just realized that I do this too ........ are you me ? Oh Leon ... Just tried and it says 502 Bad Gateway . Maybe because they predict how abstract our play style and behavior in game compared to what they see every day plus the factthat sometimes people are sometimes more mechanically better than people in challenger it is just their in game knowledge is not as good Here is no happiness in that show . Still waiting Sony SmartWatch 3 Flair as well . Some official person said that more flairs were coming , but it seems like that was just varients of the 360 . IT'S ALWAYS THE JUNGLE I HAVE TO WAIT FOR It's in open beta so it may be fixed really soon remember they're many bugs that are on the map so fond fret Yeah , the complex can get pretty bad . Especially if you and your twin excel in different categories of stuff . People expect you to like the same things and act the same way all the time and it can be exhausting . Someone once said we couldn't be identical twins because our hair is different lengths ( I had cut mine . ) i saw a guy waiting at the bus stop in shorts and a t-shirt this morning . It's odd . There was this guy I worked with for a while here and last winter he would refuse to wear pants and shoes , no matter what the weather he would be wearing shorts and sandals but complain the entire time about how cold he was . He used to say , I live in Austin I'm suppose to be able to wear shorts year-round . I baked it off , Jim . My dad once forced me to eat brain ... dat texture / u / I_FAP_TO_TELETUBBIES Banana Cream Pie TWIN TAIL IS FOREVER " The truth is out there " PS4 my friend great controller higher res graphics ( 1080p 60 fps ) more consistently than xboxone if you have a nice tv . Don't set yourself short . So you got stood up then you sent an apology text ? Bruh ... Yeah , who wouldn't want your secret to give a 1/1 for 1 . The value . Absolutely nothing happened to him . Look at him in the panel under the one you edited . hey , you're not me Is that really a Female Titan ? and that is why tv shows file sharing is great , no ads , no breaks , nothing but content ... all 21 minutes of it I guess I never really checked out the staples prices . Hell I would make the drive also if I were them . Well I guess I'll Hunt Craigslist . Oh god my body is not ready Not sure if I should feel happy or sad in the same position as you It fades out at the end … does this mean they sing the whole thing and the uploader decided to cut it ? You ... You don't like tea ? * * * delicious * What's up with this being a cross-post from / r / news ( okay , I get that ) , / r / GoEbola ( wut ) , AND / r / GreatApes ( Did you say le phase ? ? " Keep in mind , Austin residents only . " Round Rock is not Austin . ლ ( What was it ? it got deleted spooky dog Is that the kids from AnoHana playing with Kyubey ? I'm wondering if you're in my state . We are being faced with rules similar to this . Like there aren't more important things to worry about . Dat American dad commercial . " I'm not entirely sure what the other moderators are doing here , as they haven't done any mod-related things in a while . " I dunno , I've never seen a tattooed widow's peak before Fox News , still the absolute worst thing that has happened to journalism . How do you crack your sternum ? 13 years old Yes . You are the * * only * * person experiencing lag . spends 4 hours searching for glowstone , finds 2 pieces .... Nether extends 500 blocks hours later ..... I'm the one that has my mom asking me to make dinner WHILE fixing stuff . Dude ! ಠ_ಠ ..... Username ... relevant ....... Ser productivo , en Venezuela ... Whoever you are , whatever you work as , i already hate you I'm curious as well ... Maybe it's because I am young but Austin Powers went from the funniest thing I've ever seen to the most annoying in a 5 year span . ( Young means 24 by the way Bend is awful . Worst place ever . Definitely don't move here . It's a wasteland . wow 16k - must feel like 4 million for them As some one living in the US right now , I find his pessimism to be mild ..... This is my approach too ... I just don't want to have to get frustrated on a Friday night trying to figure everything out and then once I do ... bam it's Sunday night I don't know who you are , I probably won't be able to find you , but just know I'm crying cause I know some one cares and I love you ! No homo The Last Word is what killed Dredgen Yor ... So do you mean you plan on dying to them Amazing grace and Scotland the brave on bagpipes . Just moves me from inside . No not my bowels jack ass Oh no , it's not like anyone has ever used their previous experience and / or contacts to get a higher paying job Yes , site that shall not be named , * * enjoy your quiggles and think about what you did * * Mike Myers literally did this Hey mama , just turned 28 weeks today . I feel your pain I had a really weird mindset before I clicked this link ... Telling Secrets I hope a hurricane gets you Sono andato in un ristorante dove mettevano cheddar sulla pizza wat ? That's deep not sure if fox or dog ( Nice read , this helped me , please keep posting So did my M103 Dear god i hope you used a throw away So , how many toothbrushes do you go through annually ? Oh wait , this isn't an AMA YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL ! I've seen this show , The Strain . Awesome .... Wait , What'd you call me ? ! Better that OP doesn't clickbait . If you download from a browser ... They were regular business-y stamps . This was the only There's actually a specific button for that in Alien Blue ( official reddit app for iOS . ) I have their GTs written down and so does another rdad . Hopefully they'll get an Xbox one so I can kill them in 1st person . As a Californian . I haven't even heard the source song yet How do you make a list of badass Seattle fullbacks and leave out John L . Williams ? Squint my eyes to look tough and cool . Friends told me to get more sleep Somebody gets a I expected Hayward to shoot that tbh Holy shit I had no idea the bar could slide Sir , I'm afraid I'm going to have to revoke your And this is why I'm thankful to own my own Columbus resident currently serving in the Peace Corps . Will finish my term in late 2015 and have been considering building a tiny house . Please keep us in the loop ! Just copy-paste Yep ... this sounds familiar Fire with fire . Alien blue has a ಠ_ಠ button . A Control F : " Yikes . Good on you . I hope Reddit will stop this dick eating chain now Or more like , " That was on reddit like a week ago Is it some sort of cruel joke ? Like , someone got ahold of his phone ? Why would he text you what he's going to do on the way to you when it's not sexual ? I am perpetually gobsmacked by the sheer amount of crazy in my freakin ' state . My SO ate about 15 clementines yesterday for lunch . He has GI ... distress today . Like this Press the Like this : Like this --> Like this Like this And 4-5 FHs Effin purple bunnies man ... Oh , I'm sorry . I wasn't aware there were stipulations to hating someone . Can you please tell me the rules again ? as in * not at all * explained in the sidebar No brigading No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! Yes , finding mates is the only useful part of having a good sense of direction . Surely not hunting or gathering or any of the other billions of tasks one would engage in . I guess we have different approach ... I'd always assume worst scenario in case you know , being killed ! or locked up for crime I have not committed ! I would probably do that as a follow up to my awakening threads , but I'm only just 1/3 the way there Wait , so your first comment says people shouldn't play heroes they don't know about . Then your second comment says the only way to learn is to play . Wut . Don't even joke about that Is it me ? Or was that kid holding a ps4 controller ? What kind of pizza do you eat ? Clothing line called Fold . Something modern , chic , and yes , the clothes are folded . Yeah that metaphor has a bit of a personal feel , sorry for the troubles Christmas has the same effect on me too . Winterboard is probably more important . If anything that'll be first to get updated . So we just gotta have patience . I only use Cydget too , especially since LockHTML 3 removes the lockScreen blur for some reason . Without enabling that option . And I really hate having my lockScreen notification on just tint . It's illegible and I don't like it . So I join you in you wait ... I have the Victorious Morgana wallpaper I use my phone and tablet for reddit 99 % of the time . My computer is for making music . But thanks for noticing ... Well it's nice for this subreddit , but please tell me you don't actually run in that in public .. Instantly sober The thread on the frontier forums actually linked to by this topic This is actually a good idea Plan C is just over here like ( The only thing that works for me is to take the battery out and put it back in . The joke's response has evolved from denial to " Hey can you tell me what font size you used ? And did you just use the characters ( Umm , I am not willing to give you all permissions , what is the permissions for the stylesheet ? Have you ever considered making an actual Warlizard gaming forum ? You'd have a pretty easy time getting members and you could start replying yes instead of your use of the word kid makes me think i'm older than you , but ok . waaaaat ? ! i had no idea that you could do that ! ! ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ If a secret is revealed , it's automatically void , just like how flare works . If a secret is revealed , it's not a secret anymore Dude ! Spoiler alert ! Cydia #465672189 ( Y U SO LONG Already popping on and off checking if my rematch giftees received their stuff ... And now the official Secret Santa matches are Dec . 1st . How am I supposed to live until * then * ? Hahaha that was funny ! ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR CLANGAS ノ ( Cutler is responsible for 84 % of his teams turnovers 1st period : Its smaller on the outside Dude , dont dispear . Once before my GF birthday , I hit the town hard , came home at 9am , guest were there at 11 am . So 1/12 hours of sleep and i was still drunk Was wondering the same thing . Looks pretty brown " Carry must get 50 cs per minute . " This is an awesome game . The amount of memes in this game is too damn high ! You could have broken your neck Goddamn it , Dan . Link . I like my privacy Omg she replied ! ! I can't help it , I'm fapping You gotta start having better weekends Where's my btc ? Your taskbar makes me mad , Hell . No . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( What do you mean " us people " ! ? ! ? Mark May kept Miss St . in his top four How can Hoagland possibly believe that ? Clearly it was due to astral imbalances in the Vesuvian gamma fields . If it makes you feel better , that pretty holds true for the rest of your life . Everything just gets faster , and harder , and more complicated until you die . my family was having a serious talk about my aunt smoking problem . that's getting out of hand and me being the idiot i was . i thought this is getting to serious so i thought make everyone laugh a little . by making a small fart but instead farted . the biggest fart known to man everyone stopped talking and looked at me like . el record mundial en mi baño no llega a 8 horas If they let us preorder 2 games and preorder 1 free , I will cancel all my gamester orders right now . Checked your comment history . I think she should visit tripadvisor.com for the sites attractions . The etiquette thing is not important , because most moroccans are used to tourists behaviors . she should definitely take care of her belongs while dealing with some Moroccans in tourists place It was just in the anime 11 hours ago ... Why make a thread just for this instead of using the episode thread ? Really should have put and NSFL tag on this shit . I got my bro a key and he won't play it simply because he hates that he can't aim when close to walls or things Indian girl , posting about cricket , on the internet . That's a trifecta of improbabilities . This story makes me think of the movie ' Mean Girls ' and what would have happened if they remained friends while becoming grown-ups with kids I forgot Should NOT have clicked that That's not at all what I thought . It's exactly this jumping to conclusions without actually asking any questions or listening in general that makes atheists so frustrating . Oh it's definitely gross ! But it's the same as like , popping a pimple or something I guess . Better than the blood coming out of the ear Too soon , man I just spit chicken nugget all over my monitor .. That's exactly something an ACTOR would say ... I'm on to you Any strange , sexual comment that's replied to with a ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) and then proceeded with a Google lied to me Ok so I went to a health first place today because I was sick . They made me do the stem test and flu test . I fucking hate that shit > I dragged her to the theater premier of the newest series of Doctor Who she kept telling her friends we went to watch a TV show about a homeless man in a telephone both . State of that newspaper Reddit i dont understand you anymore I feel if we used our real names on Reddit then I would give this look the hair ... I'm sorry you guys r messed up .. You ... you realize how F2M ops work right ? Those aren't inside-out vaginas ... " There are thousands of asteroids out there . " Welcome to blurry picture mobo is also incompatible with the x4 No , I'm pretty sure the point is to discredit feminism , otherwise they would complain about both shirts or neither . Op is irrational , immature and out of touch with reality her posts here have proven that Neil Armstrong would never have humiliated NASA by wearing such a fucking idiotic shirt . Do you mean * fleshlight * Still more interesting than the Beth episode Wow thanks a lot dick . Check my history . I've done tons of accepted trades . So you can suck my cock . All I wanted was a trade for codes that are useless to me since I've already used the ones available on my account and it won't let me put anymore . You can suck a chode cuz apparently I'm the bad guy Why the Fuck did Swype keyboard have that registered as a word ... Why are * * you * * hanging out with 4 year olds ? " Put an end to " updates . You like that you fucking retard ? ! Absolutely * not * the way I thought it was going Soup ... chef ... ? Looks like Davy Jones has seen some shit . As a smart , lazy person - thanks for doing all the work we think about doing After the 5th or 6th apology from the same person .. I'm just like What grade did you teach Yet here you are ... Still bragging , sam . For the millionth time .. That dog was the ring bearer .. Not the best man I don't have access to it but I was required by my professor to have it so there is one person per response so I can't cheat I don't know about incest , but pedophilia yes . OP is a creepy motherfucker . Picture of what Good Mage mains deserve to suffer You're right ... they're evolving It's always that kind of place .. Just make sure you put the cash on the little table before they start so they know what to do when you flip While running I would yank the cable off Like Violent J's unwiped ass crack So much Just one question , what do aliens pay you with ? Starbucks ? Well , next time i just specc fury and we watch how you tank that boss Nope , because my husband avoided my ILs for most of his teenage life ( with good reason What about Halloween is he so fucking butthurt about that he would risk breeching a custody order My first thoughts were morse code and semaphore . Yeah sure he can ! Cmon its not just pantheon , it's dragonslayer pantheon ! or the easier solution : don't implement hotkeys in your game Spoiler tag ! Jeez ! Wow ... fuck him sideways I came here to say the same thing . You are between the fucking " F " and fucking " CKING " ! And I thought I had a rough time pacing against a top 3 of Ibarbo , Sturridge , and remy Thanks for this comment . I was about to say the plain old yeti , then I see everyone talking about cards that have fancy animation . ...... the fuck did I just walk into ? It's programmed to give the loss to whomever losses second . I like Guinness Thanks lady ! I also had really sparkly purple shoes that no one managed to photograph Balloon Boy I'm on to all of you Getting a cat is one way to get some pussy I guess ... Yes really . Ye and thou are second person pronouns . Ye is formal and thou is informal . I was actually just about to call your mom ... How did you know ? ... Have you been spying on me ? ? ? I would have slapped the binky out of * her * mouth Desynthesize fish , get miniskirt ... Thank you ! It was pretty similar to working with watercolors , the biggest issue was figuring out which teas to use because they dry a completely different color than they go on . For Small Lady's hair , for instance , I'd initially planned to use a raspberry or a rooibos ... Those dried brown Another down voted post of mine . How fun . Flip at ur own risk . Hey be careful , he's on to you . How the fuck could Oda foreshadow an internet meme going from one manga community to another ? I think majority of couples who are sexually active does this but then again , condom should be used for safe sex . As I have heard , wearing a condom reduces pleasure & they just prefer having sex without it . For me , this is the most irresponsible excuse I've heard . Ive never once smoked weed because of per pressure . When I was younger I was practically the only one in my group of friends who smoked and let me tell you it was a real struggle getting hold of the goodies 30s and sunny , but supposed to start raining a bit later this week . And it gets down to 21 or so at night There's a lot of fat MTG players . That's not the mental image I want right now ! The Battle Maison gets Contrary Serperior That comic you just linked ... ‎ the nicest gif ive ever seen .. Her toes look like Play-Doh spaghetti The problem won't be with baby , it'd be with me , so they better transfer us together . Though I still doubt there will be a problem this time around , especially with a quick birth :/ Oy that's gonna be fun What the fuck grandma I wish I would have gotten Fursuits and Fursuit accessories . Yeah , and so did my Galaxy S5 ( tho it used to be called ISIS .. I am a woman .. I do . At least , I would care if I got drafted . Well if they are going to add any taunt , they should make one for Heavy . Umm , Uhhh , You're ok . Everyone else tho That's why you gotta do it in the bath tub . There you can let the honey marinate until ... how far am I going to take this joke ? Well that last one was missed on purpose but for fuck's sake those first two shots ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ at least suck it ( ノ Is that guy eating kids ? seems legit I think a phone call might have been better I had to cancel an appointment because I just couldn't get myself together and stop crying What the fuck did she do .... I never said anything about Burgess winning the fight . I just said they'd fight again ... Yup . Same deal . Gave up after trying for 3 hours ... So close to 100 My story eats itself * you son of a bitch * Damn it . I just bought this a few weeks ago . Kallium strings ... potassium strings ... wut I'm studying economy , I'm very happy and I want to work in economy of development at Europe Union ( I'm Spanish ) ... I now want a van . So , that's what a million dollars of pain and suffering looks like I have you friended to . Identify yourself , stranger A very " subtle " way to tell your daughter that you love to fuck her mom ... You sound like a great step-mom , and she sounds like the mom who wants to be " cool " , and " there " for her kid , but makes * zero * effort Using Red & Black for Georgia's , you sir have made a few enemies ... ( It was all cool until that sentence . ಠ Toys ? It's on trutv so it MUST be real I thought it would be more fun than it was But it's okay when the looters and rioters who were turning the protests violent were from towns outside of Ferguson . This guy though ... Definitely crossed the line . no ~ ! The last time I ate an apple with braces on I swallowed my brace bracket . It then got stuck in my intestines and had to go to the hospital . The next two weeks I was forced to shit in a bucket and check my poo for the bracket . Oh boy , do I miss my braces . And then sign up for a " free " 30 day trial period of Google play that thing that happens when someone axs you for an expresso ( ╯ Hehehe ... wait a second Hey man thanks for doing this ! Been seeing your videos since almost the beginning . So what would you recommend / prefer ? The iPad Air 2 , Nexus 9 , or the Sony Z2 ? Love you long time ! .... Shat who ? you owe me four minutes of my life back . Zucchini is the devil's vegetable I was going to say that link will stay blue , but it's already purple You * * * DO NOT * * * eat a pregnant woman's food ! ! ! At least you've * * gotten * * black . Dude .. Don't warn her . I was about to make my move . Told me he wanted anal and wouldn't care if it hurt me . We weren't dating . > It's on trutv so it MUST be real That's only because jellyfish venom is thermolabile ( high temperatures disable it ); so , most of the time , people don't have any hot liquids at hand and urine can seem like a tempting alternative I am in NYC looking at your picture . And hoping it doesn't come down here . I came to the subreddit and it wasn't anywhere to be seen . Refreshed 10 minutes later and it was the 2nd post . Do you use the same password for every account , too ? How old is your toddler ? I ask this because for about a month ( I think more ) , my daughter decided naps were for chumps . She recently turned 22 months Being 28 weeks pregnant ( now ) and still having days of late naps ( still no naps if we're out and about ) is taxing . I've also entered the " uncomfortable " phase of the third trimester where sleep is like the elusive unicorn Oh dear god Oh man all of that sound perfect ! Do you have any story boards drawn up ? Or maybe the water tight plot of the sequel already fleshed out ? ಠ_ಠ Why or why does this have to keep coming up ? Average ? I'm grabbing my pitchfork because of that keyboard on the right . ( Ok , been there , made an account , posted . It's so .... barren there . Great solution to a non-existent problem . If legit , I'd contribute The people stepping back after the train has already passed ... Hey , aren't you the I love that literally half of your comments are I keep honking the horn on our work van with my belly ! I turn bright red every time Thanks for the quick reply . Bizarre since we can't recall having set a code for any reason . That's the truly strange part of this whole thing . Stop making me feel bad for you guys ! For that juicy No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! That's a one way road to chapped vagina town . The 1/8 ths work great on the carniveans ; You can more or less use the existing sockets on the shoulders / arms with minimal drilling . The torso takes a bit more , but it gets the placement for you . Just sand / file the nubs a little so you have a flat spot to start drilling . I've done four of the dragonspawn kits this way , and I've found them easier than other kits ( looking at you warpwolf I guess you can say that . But in reality ... he didnt awnser this at all and its a great question Why was Hydra / Skye's dad at the australia station ? I must have missed that part Check out www.spotinjections.com . Personally I don't like Glutes , even on my side I either cramp or torque the needle too much . I like VG , delts , and quads . Going to do lats soon . I have hit a few bad spots near VG though , I usually catch it early and move the spot a bit . You'll get a feel for it . You'll even learn to like the little spasms that occur doing quads Are you warlizard from the Entry level position you say ? Gonna need at least 5 years of full time experience Because turtles and your greasy face don't mix Fucking damnit Reference to another movie called dredd . I don't think anyone has ever gotten it . Also , ewe . If I knew how to make reddit eyes .. man would you be getting some reddit eyes right now . Edit : ಠ_ No wonder her mandarin was so terrible I'm tall and never realized I wasn't leaning forward enough . I was getting water all over myself and the floor until I realized it really helps if my head is lower than my hips ! Who knew . Clippers out , beard untouched " IT'S NO USE " ... Are we already to the part of the season where a significant part of the fan base starts actively rooting against their own team ? Thats the joke . ... too far . My TV is on all day , every day . Ask me if my daughter gives a shit As far as you know ... Lol they didn't leak them . My monthly visit from mother nature has now lasted two weeks . 30 year old mother of NINE . People called Romanes they go the house ? ... Except if you're Kim K or Bey ... woooo ? I think .... I read that as " Vaccines causing Auburn " And what's wrong with Sacramento ? " Deci am sarit din lac in put , cand l-am ales pe asta de functie neamt , care a facut treaba in Sibiu , nu in Romania . " Am inteles bine ? ? The bug that let you heal with ezreals w . Ohh wait not a bug My god you are such a funny person Well nevermind then I couldn't agree with you more . Could be Ive been married longer than facebook has been a thing but still Sorry but it bugged me way too much , it's then not than Hmmm . I don't know how that works then . I know with my phone , I click on the little arrow to reply . Then at the top of my screen I have " cancel " or " submit " and a small arrow pointing down at the top middle of my screen . If I touch that , I get " in response to " or " your reply " , but can scroll to the right . Scrolling to the right I get " more " , " image " or " You'll consider Pearson but not Gaudreau ? What happens after 8 ? Gratatta ^ a ^ a ^ a Also a Kate . I have had crazy things result because of how common my name is - like once when I got hired for a job and the boss insisted I go by my formal first name because * she * was a Kate and could be the only one ... Nice find indeed Seeing as you just gave birth * a week ago * Does someone have a copy of the original book ? I want to see it in its entirety and the amazon preview only shows the other book that comes in the pack , " I can be an Actress " We're doing , and have been doing , Secret Santa for it least the last 2 years . Let's everyone budget because there are too many ILs On the bright side , we can make food / presents :) I can't wait for my daughter to make her first ornament for her grandparents <3 If not for pregnant and tired all the time , I would do something this year . Hahaha ... nope I see what you did there I'm 28 weeks , have been tired my entire pregnancy , * but * I'm also dealing with an energetic toddler and I haven't been sleeping well for the last couple of days I play trumpet , myself . Sax was my first choice but due to the system they had up there in Owasso , to play sax , you had to play clarinet first , and then switch into sax . My dad was having none of that , since clarinet's a " girly instrument " in his words . ^ Platforms : ipad Foreskin smell I agree I think it looks way better lowered with the fender flares . The wing though ..... We learned that ' murica is an embarassment Luckily I have had that happened . It would be worse if I drove my wife's . It has a pink license plate frame that says ARMY WIFE on it . I've been waiting since I posted this Yeah dang , I wonder if there's anyone who could make a mod for it Does he get them often ? Mine does . She's starting to get mad at them like her sister did , lol ! She kicks up a frenzy as if to say ' again ? ! I once saw a guy eat a dick for getting 400 gold . People that say Paper Mario would be a Mario clone .... But for Bowling The worst kind of person Why do I hate so much that there are ukulele virtuosos ? A lot of the dudes ain't bad either I actually prefer 343 ' s MC , I just dont understand lore wise how he gets new armour while in cryosleep Why , oh why , did you not make them point to the center , like in , you know , the flag of Tennessee ? How many times have you gotten away with it ? I don't think I'll ever sneak anything anywhere but taped to your balls seems like a safe place I wouldn't venture to You can No , you may not have my contact information just so I can read your marketing material . Awesome ... I'm gonna order some today ! Beard oil , free soap , put a smile on a pretty lady ? Check ! You guys really want my money , don't you ? Aren't traction bars just for drag racing ? Yea , that made me I had an ' out of the ordinary ' experience . I was admitted to the hospital just under a week PP . Found out my heart was failing * and * I had a bloody UTI Well that's awkward . To blow her nose . Jesus Christ . Uh , why uh . Yeah ! Yes ! Of course ! * checks the van * .. I currently hate food , and am an on again , off again vegetarian ಠ_ಠ If I have a craving , my poor husband had to fulfill it for me , even if it's chips or something more unhealthy . The most I can eat is fruits . I don't like veg , and I prefer carbs . I started this pregnancy at 175lbs , and at 29 weeks tomorrow , I'm all of 174lbs Zero body hair ? How do you know how tight my dad is ? two girls one cup kind of cake .... We all had the stomach flu in May ( of this year ) . My daughter got it first , then my husband a day later , I got it the next day Sounds like he doesn't want you dating Might want to consider taking him to court and get the visitations set to goddamn stone so he can not complain , and if he harasses you further ( to which you document , document , document ) , the courts won't look kindly on it " creamy scent of his high performance engine " My thoughts . I saw this title and was like " After not being able to FC anything decent , I FC this song in one try Crap ! I didn't think of that After leaving your mother's womb Mfw I realized that happened today You can do that ? ? Limit access to the step-mom ? ? Do it ! ! ! Because fuck her . I bet the teacher you kind of got on your side can write a letter as evidence of the kids having all this pressure on them for no good reason Dude lifting changed my life . I'm no longer fat , I have more energy , I look better and have a good self esteem . Just don't be one of those assholes that brag about it and have a big ego , no one likes you . Yay ! Kittens , and puppies , and ...... I was pretty sure I wrote it like that but I'll check any - ... 77.6 % . You seem to hold Steins ; Gate to a incredibly high standard considering it's the only thing you've scored with a 10 , while there are several other things in the list you've watched I would also personally consider worthy of such a score ( why have you not scored NGE I need friends to do this with me Your " TLDR " is longer than your statement I think a graph or something like that would be nice No no that doesn't sound right . Shrek is love shrek is life ... Dammit , I came here to laugh , not to feel bad about our current epidemics , r / funny . Who the fuck doesn't know what a gigabyte is . Between my pleco and shrimp , a slice of zucchini is mostly gone in under 48 hours . Mine are picky and just eat the inside so I have to scoop out a ring of skin Dude . Because assholery Why doesn't she have an Instagram account ` i was programmed with a user blacklist , you know That costs more than love idk why you didnt just ask your nco That's just a whole new level of stupid . Promptly make this face : " Get a PLANE ticket , you can CRASH here . " Wow , that was incredible ! And scary as well , I cringed a few times seeing that knife on his throat . Why are some of the I's lowercase ? It's an excellent and impressive playthrough ... though , I honestly spent the whole time wishing somebody would suddenly step into the frame and punch that other kid in the goddamn throat It's not irrational . Coming from the guy calling that ape a monkey . missed the part where he was " attacked " I still haven't received my sparrow for the pre-order Reclaim ? Where the hell did you put yours ? Please tell me her name wasn't Kerry . This is soooooo bloody dangerous I love this picture , I love their tits , but God . . that nose ... God , I hope Sanders is ready . He didn't practice today though ... Green sonia here , have only gotten red and blue fruits sigh ... I know it is not the NaCl but if you taste the flushes or the bags there is definitely other additives . The flushes taste nasty . Yay :D where's my cookie ? I get the feeling that everybody is just going to post " Yes my cardigan , shirt & tie says I would like to steal your car twist : He has a bot that just posts ' And he will reply with Aren't you the guy that replies with I guess you could say they really got that pussy wet redundant response is redundant . 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Why is Willy Wonka called Willy ? the fact that I hate every single picture ever taken of me might play into this a little ..... but I just cant understand oh god this makes me remember the crazy hacking on modern warfare 2 . guys in god mode with dual rapid fire unlimited ammo rpgs moving at hyper speed and jumping over buildings ... then you leave the match only to find all your unlocks gone , your prestige reset and your clan tag now reads something like " F @gg0t " ... those were the days ... threw that game straight in the trash after that . ... found rocks in it ? Journalism at its finest . I don't even know where to begin ... How old does you laptop have to be to be unable to run iTunes ? What kind of sick genie turned you into a 14 year-old boy Like Hitler _Except_ v-sync LAGS your mouse input ... It's 42 % to begin with , and you added two teaspoons of water ? This seems like very peculiar behavior to me Suspicious how the red survived with 1 hp again I got similar with my N6 and 360 . On day two right now , which won't be getting the same life because Play Services kept my phone awake for 2.5 hours while I slept last night And last night was terrible at the start , all that unnecessary lag I probably would have thrown the bowl of soup on the goddamn floor , got my coat , and left him with a mess and a toddler . I'm also an angry ball of pregnancy hormones , but that is so not cool what he did there ಠ_ಠ And to ignore the toddler over an argument between the two adults ? ! Holy fuck , how old are you child I didn't get anything for free They always kill us back with kindness We're keeping an eye on you , redbuff ! At least Jessie got some petrol . If James had gone he would have come back with a magikarp Do you like , have a script set up to automatically reply with " Wot . No . It does not mean that I couldn't concentrate on the music , that story is No she didn't , she ran away to a cave where she met badger moles ( season 3 the firebending masters ) . Aang only saw a vision of her in the swamp . Also driving a vehicle on a bumpy dirt road . Technically I run 3 + miles everyday I just laughed ... You're doing it wrong This author claims raw has better white balance than jpeg , then literally in the VERY next sentence states that the raw is completely unprocessed . " why did it have to be snakes " We care So some stranger who could be some sex offender or druggy POS ? ... Yeah , this is not at all like the flood of financial support for the George Zimmerman . Oh lawd , they're invading / r / ffxi too Brooklyn : where everybody and they grandma got a mixtape Dead . White girls on Tinder hit me with the ' chocolate drop ' shit all the time and I'm just like ... Starting to see increase . 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Let's just sit back and watch what happens . Fuck me I must be living under a rock dude , haven't heard of much left in Brisbane You'd most likely die . Keep your feet on the floor You're paying money for a donated item . Goodwill will use the profits to help people . Who cares what they're used for ? ? ? Fuck the heartburn so very much I'm now afraid of opening that link You're my kind of person Arg ... I feel ya Especially with rapid regen double throwing knives ... Infinite throwing knife streak What does this have to do with Star Wars ! ? Where was your void staff ? ლ ( Record vs Sharks Come on now John Oliver Same problem . Worked in my field for about 6 years until my last employer screwed me over I do shots of Gaviscon ... Regularly ... By myself . I miss wine I had the same thing . It's a mixture of lack of sleep and warmer weather after it being so damn cold why didn't I see this in a Hollywood movie before How ? 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( Pas sûr . I just had an argument with an ex from HS and his father about the Obama thing today . >:( I honestly didn't think birthers were still a thing . We're 30 , 31 and 62 . Why 2 out of 3 of us believe the President of the United States was born in Kenya is honestly fucking pathetic . They refused to tell me why they thought it and , instead , chose to liken him to Hitler and tell me I was an idiot if I just blindly believed everything the liberal media told me . Yeah i would of been like Those onside kicks Great ! We just had a cum-shirt , now a cum-hat ! ! ( don't believe his lies You sound like the people spamming our forums Durotan's like I saw and loved the video , but if I hadnt seen it , these wallpapers would remind me of those Happy Bunny things from a few years back when they were all smily but they said random mean things that had no context . Although in this cast they arent mean , just a First of all " Sheeple " Read the sidebar Dude . That's a little inappropriate for a five year old . Good friends If only Nintendo put up the SNES version on 3DS Virtual Console ... Finding a topic people give a shit about , that you also give a shit about . I yearn for the day when the This stupid fucking thing Why bother using either or both parts of a brain if I cook naked with my oven . Oo potential , black face alert . The one looks like Casey Anthony . Hey ! At least you have a win over the number 6 team in the country ... Good creativity ... but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't put off by the whole idea of " promposes " When my mom said she " won a free iPad mini " for signing up for something online . I told her " Yeah okay mom , enjoy your free virus I didn't notice the axe at first ( just for a second ) and thought he was about to spank her .. If the Motrin is working , clearly something is up . Your husband is being just a tad bit of an impatient dick Esa foto Oh god me too the sinus bullshit . I am so over that and when I think about that that's just going to be for the rest of my life I'm like " RLY ? My girlfriend is black . She says it's cool if , like , an old person says it , because it's not an inherently malicious thing to say and they just sort of learned to say it . But if you're in your 20s , she's all Off-topic , but just noticed your username . Losing weight while being broke sucks . Today makes it 10kg , since July . problem is I can't neither afford new clothes nor go to the gym ( money and time wise I had 5 different alarms on two devices to wake me up earlier today . I woke up , turned them off , then napped right back . It's like I disregard any reason to live if it happens to be too early Thanks . Cause there's a big difference between some rape and no rape . Dick , nipples ... why daddy didn't come to pick her up ... I am on xbox one and have NO DOGTAGS Go Broncos Your name . ಠ_ಠ No one misses a 33 yard kick . Wtf is wrong with our kicker ? 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I wanted to be a part of the fun , also , is the That relational example is pretty cringe-worthy . Really , an OrderId in the customer table ? > Officer Brown How is that funny ? Yes , uhuh , I see ... Hashtags on reddit ? Hat jemand einen Verweis UND warum hat mir niemand etwas gesagt ? Are you the guy that replies with There is still Comic Sans as a font I'm in Essendon , I got spammed with telemarketing automated calls from the Daniel Andrews campaign . When I posted to the Vic labor fb page asking what's going on and how to opt out of this spam , I just get my msg deleted without a response . Great way to interrupt my weekend . i don't get it Actually , wait , what ? Still trying to figure out what the camel was doing with 5 kumquats . Put a onesie over their PJs tonight . We've had to start doing that with our daughter . 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Never knew that Skyrim was this popular with the furries . I'm scared this time around because I almost died a week PP with my first . As a result I have to travel an hour away to deliver this one . I have no clue what " natural " contractions feel like when they start because my water broke and refused to progress without Pitocin . The fear also lies in not knowing how quickly labour will come on with this one Clean up always ended up being done by us kids so I never considered it a sexist matter and just do as I'm told ... but now I'm realizing " us kids " is 5 girls . I had to double take and make sure I didn't post this in my sleep Redditor for 3 hours ... You complain about the community being horrid , then you come and be a little bitch boy to the r / Dayz community . That is absolutely hilarious . You want support and come here to bitch out others . how do you get stone for a pick axe then i think youre making fun of him , not sure New meaning to the song ... 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Underwear is apparently the current bane of my existence At least their proving that chuthiyapa has no religion or political ideology . Maybe this applies to natural births but I doubt it applies to non-progressing , Pitocin induced labours . My water broke and I refused to dilate on my own . 36 hours start to finish and thank the FSM for epidurals because fuck Pitocin contractions We recently bought a used upright freezer so husband could steal the chest freezer for his brewing . One day I asked him if he wanted me to pull out some meat for dinner . He said ' sure , chicken works ' . As I'm getting up , I begin dreading having to tip myself into our chest freezer to look for the meat . Walk over . " Why is there a fridge where the freezer should be ? ? ? " ... Sounds like you're predicting the Liverpool match tonight I think its my college ( I uhh .... But we ARE only one player away . 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When people post five minute success stories : In school they give me the most useless lessons ( ಠ_ಠ ) How To Lower A Dong 101 , like when am I gonna use that in real life ( ノ y ya ? hmmm ( As a Cornishman , the NIMBY's ruin everything . We need better roads , unless they go near our village , we need cheaper and renewable power but bugger yourself if you're gonna stick a windmill on Bodmin Moor , and we need more money , but these bleddy Emmets are filling all the beaches and causing a jam from Falmouth Harbour right up to the Tamar . I'm sure you had tons of fun playing your trumpet in the lecture hall It was a Batman reference And sticky too Um I think I've tried that .... " That's what friends are for " by Dionne and Friends ..... Dark days . 12 minute IWGP title match Looks * way * better than the other two , and it * glows in the dark * ! But it costs 15 $ more than the other two , I hear . Not really worth 75 $ IMO . Maybe I'll wait for the next one , even though I just had two posters delivered from RT . I'm gonna run out of space on my wall Pour une fois qu'on des anglos ou des immigrants qui en redemandent , on pourrait peut - être leur offrir mieux que " * Not ready for it yet . The image of woman shitting while tweaking is still fresh from my recent memory . People I've smiled at It's like they just ordered extra creep-sauce on everything Cant you desaturate these colors , please , the real porn version ! Epi gave me forearms that I love violating myself with . I don't know . Apparently I'll be getting a free game for preordering the AC : Unity gold edition . This is why I don't have any friends ... That way . ( There are easier ways to pander for karma than writing 1,500 word short stories . If that were my goal , I'd be posting stuff like " She's a local regular . She's 100 % pageant queen . 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TIL There's nothing gay about bros meeting bros on their own social network Did you require any * ass * istance ? Don't know why but this made me vomit . We can't even punt right I hear ya mama . Next year , once I'm no longer pregnant , we won't be accommodating anyone for anything anymore Good on you for ignoring your stupid MIL . I think I'll be doing the same to my SILs . They can't compromise , and throw hissy fits when they don't get their way , or when you call them out on their bullshit ... or maybe he isn't Thanks ANAL_McDICK_RAPE for the wonderful insight in teaching young kids ! ^ ^ What Map Why i hate Gnar . This title it hurts soo much ! Hopefully he doesn't break both those arms .... Knowing reddit .... Estonia isn't nordic It ISthe TSA , so you never know My younger SIL thought she would be spoiling my daughter ( now daughters :) , and that she'd be the " cool aunt " . One of the first presents she got my first daughter was a gold chain with a little diamond charm . Though I appreciate gifts , jewellery for a baby to me is a big no-no . If anyone here is good with baby jewellery , that's great , but I as a child always had irresponsible streaks . My daughter is also VERY active . That little chain stands no chance with this child I went to school with a girl , Susie . She was very religious ( except when it came to banging her bf ) I brought up Harry Potter and asked her if she watched one . She told me she doesn't because she " doesn't believe in that kinda stuff " What about green bean casserole ? That is the weirdest fucking thing ! Right up there with biscuits and gravy and putting ranch dressing on everything . It's all " Oooh , let's shrivel mushrooms with sodium , then turn it into sludge , then dump it on a can of beans and call it a day . Yay cooking ! " Yeah it's a terrible port of the windows version Same everything , That was me for awhile . I found that it's very effective to make eye contact with as many people as possible as soon as you get interrupted . Give them a well-practiced The saddest part is even when we accommodate other people , it's not good enough " A Special Thursday Night Presentation of Sunday Night Football " You mugro O rly ? Yes , Silver GameCube . It better not be like ' Donation ' or something along those lines . Oy I'm gonna get beat to shit but why the fuck would I have unicode support , however there is no single font that covers all of unicode ( yet ) . However calling Unicode ASCII is wrong ( UTF - 8 with only 1 byte characters put aside ) . However you used Japanese , block drawing and Indic characters some platforms don't have all of the fonts installed by default . I helped a person on FreeBSD the other week to be able to see the Assholes make you smile ? Have you made a " nope " bot to reply to people asking if you made a " ..... But .... You can't What is that speck to the bottom right of your flair ? I thought it was something on my monitor . TIL , I'm the only one here who likes Nutella ... Seriously . This kind of thing makes me want to puke . Right into their stupid faces . This is awesome ! But I'm bald . This does not make me any more excited to go to the dentist on Monday and possibly have my first tooth ever pulled ... yeesh . That sounds like a festive porno I saw recently ... The 12 days of christmas , 1 cup . Aggro mages will always have mana wrymm . So you're reposting this ? Haha . You've been there . Got 1/4 way up and my tires sunk .. stopped me dead . Pussy footed up the trap making sure no one saw me Comic Sans ... in the stores there is much more things for girls . srsly . u go to a clothes store . 3/4 is the girl's section and the rest man's No allegiance . I just want to find somebody to hangout with What matter requires attention of El Presidente ? Have I even seen a grown man naked ? I do not really understand what you're saying ... No , I don't - - mmph Oh cool . I didn't know people actually send hateful messages I'm listening I pay £ 14 for unlimited everything , that is including unlimited 4G and unlimited tethering . I usually get about 20-45 mb and I'm still complaining to Three the network provider , I guess I have to be grateful for once The Item .. ಠ_ಠ he said can't , not wouldn't My phobia is CAPS No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! ESPN ¯ \ \ __ Thanks man ! 33s are gonna be on there next . I just can't find the tire I want yet . Or the price . You think that's bad ? One of my friends keeps calling it " Jonston " . That's impressive reaction time . Maybe * too * impressive ! In the same boat ! I managed to catch most of the second half post food inhalation , but toddlers made it hard to focus even when I was directly in front of the tv . It's Sunday morning in New Zealand . Don't start this again . It's books like these that discourage fathers from bonding with their daughters . To all the dads out there with daughters : I did none of these things that the author listed for pleasure , and I'm sure most women here would say the same thing . What she's saying is repulsive and bordering on incestual . Stai sa inteleg si eu . Tu vrei sa cumperi tricouri si sa le imprimi cu poze de pe internet pe banii tai si apoi sa le vinzi ? Pai asta ar fi cam 5lei ( tricou simplu ) + ~ 15lei printul + 5lei castigul tau . Deci tu vinzi tricouri de 20lei cu 25lei ? It's hard to make fun of such a picture but I don't want be the parent that has to clean that mess . The Roman emperor Nero had a giraffe specifically trained to have sex with people against their will , at least I hope it was against their will I just returned to the practicefield after a partial mcl tear , and 1/12 hour later I break my thumb trying to catch a low pass Shut up Donnie , you are out of your element I thought i disabled that nicholas cage to nicholas cage addon German is so confusing If you're into the right sort of frame in your mind , it * is * indeed a porn sub ┌ ( Whelp my inbox ! Taskmaster says cum instead of come in that snapshot ... I sense a tad bit of sarcasm here TTGL because of freaking everything ^ ^ ^ Except ^ ^ ^ Rossiu ^ ^ ^ That's a clever way to get me to watch it again People CLAPPED If you can rebound ... we are taking any and all players . Goddamn offensive rebounds Oh yes I did sorry A * * box * * of popcorn ? What . When you put it that way .. One would be somewhat of a necessity . Although perhaps it a nice suit . 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I've almost made it another 2 years with this awesome case ;) I have had to replace it once already because DD decided to chew the damn thing I feel like this comment is a bit underhanded . He said explicitly he did it on a shoestring budget . He's taking the time to share about his travels . ಠ_ಠ Did you just You know you're getting old when regular porn starts to look like underage women I too have this issue . Even created a new account , and still could not sign-in . Customer service was no help ( reset my password twice for no reason ) . Still waiting on a return receipt to exchange it . Excuse me ? What a total bitch . Orrrr 0.99 € in Europe ( after discount ) . People who drive Mustangs Su nivel de Chairo es impresionante it looks like u killed some one and took there weed Jesus camp . We have very similar names Also , that kid is not wearing a diaper . Oh not you dont you're just as deep as the rest of us It was totally the opposite for me . I saw the stuff on the forehead first and thought " oh that's pretty stupid looking but nothing that I haven't seen on here before " then ... I looked down . Really ? You registered so that you could post that regifting is on par with cheating in a monogamous relationship ? * Really ? * And there were two people with him So you're saying brown skin is not normal skin Like this : You bet on the donkeys ? treat her like a person . be respectful , god dammit . As mezmerisingly beautiful that icon of serenity is , I would not be able to sleep in there at night . Those windows are too big and would be facing total darkness , meaning anyone or - thing could be right outside , watching It's not even like a wrong month but 43 days sounds like it is completely wrong , maybe a mixup with someone else's ? ( ... if it's an ongoing thing it might be part of the reason they aren't together anymore yo .. ) It's a single player game not a mmo . Great , just remember to submit to the correct sub next time He already tried and died . Good job Reddit ! Not me Ha ... Ha ... Ha .... You're sooooo funny . Winter is coming ( as is khaleesi ) The part where it changed colors over someones head ? That you were told was impossible and essentially cheating ? ... Not sure to be pleased or offended that nobody will play with me . ' ' Shakes like Michael J Fox ' ' The wrong team AND the wrong Lemiuex ? I knew I wasn't going to like you . I had ( and still have ) a Pentecostal friend as a kid . If you tried to have fun or talk about other holidays or things they didn't believe in , the dad ( also the pastor of their insane church ) would sit you down and talk to you until he " defeated " you . nope . you and the dictionary have different definitions . The head Pope and head .... Rabbi ( ? top Jew ? ) need to see this . Peace shall overcum the middle east . Just , why ? * Me in those classes : * Username combined with comment .... OMG ! That was so f * ing funny , I almost needed a damn diaper ! [ * * come in here and make [ * * tell me not to make Absolutely loved it ! Seriously enjoys the whole tournament and that Grand Final was the greatest series I've ever seen ( even tho FaZe won That student was Nicki Minaj Oh , hey you ! Please don't joke like that we judge you world , behave ... A gun All you can eat ? I prefer reddit now yet apparently no one else does colour * GREAT ! ... Now Patrick will be homeless i think its hilarious that / u / warlizard probably has Nor the icon of both What's wrong with Tim ? Or Casey Kotchman Id just tell her upfront you are only looking to be casual ( if you haven't already ) she might of taken the " second " date thing as moving forward and assumed multiple dates as a progression to a relationship - - It was tinder though Looks more like toothpaste I wish they payed me to take the fall against Rourke . I'd let him hit me for a couple minutes and then explode and tee off on his old ass and destroy his fucking life . The people who payed me to take the fall will be like : ‎ ' Advertising and promotions managers ' You know people are effing insane ! Lol I re read your comment about your face being an affront to them , really ? Are they that stupid ? My face is permanently " Dem crazy eyes Why film in a car park ? wait so , Western Imperialism for centuries robs a nation of it's natural resources , and we start slimming back the scale of robbery , and / r / libertarian is suppose to feel sorry for this miner that lost his job ? those poor souls in the Congo , and those poor western companies that have * helped them so much * .. Hopefully not in the same GPPS as me > " and don't know * * you're * * background " ... Suros and mythoclast are each one half bubble from full upgrade . Does that mean those energies are wasted , and I have to wait til the weekend to upgrade ? # @ & $ , We don't generally host holidays . This year is the only time . I'm honestly on the verge of cancelling if other family decide to not come ಠ_ಠ The problem I have is I don't want to punish the grandparents for the SILs ' stupidity , though my MIL isn't innocent in all this over the years . She enables older SIL and frequently sides with her . No wonder hubs ran for the hills when he got the chance . Oy ! Why did I have to be pregnant over the holidays Coming to this thread In my defense you didn't ask why . You just asked if 8gb is required mine put bath salts , beer , 50 cent / kidrock Why was I not invited to this meme-fest ? ! I'm 17 and feel like that too ... I guess I'm just fucked Man , all that hate over a water bottle . But the Rare Sparrows ლ ( While I do not disagree , I am obliged to respectfully WTF Holy shit muffins that must have been infuriating At my high school , the principle is trying to ban shorts . Not short shorts , just shorts .... they also once announced over the intercom " No students accompanied by deer or Turkeys will be permitted to enter the building " apparently kids had been bringing in dead animals to show off the game they'd killed ... That is so not good Shit man ! My daughter shouldn't be alive Is that walrus ... sucking ... his own ... dick .... ... ... 2003 is still a great game and a really good community . I don't think there would be any way to tell how you were playing your game either . Nooo ! You should know better ! If that ( presumably ) mom thinks that her God would send her 7 year old to hell ... Now picture your Dad using the vibrator on your mom choking her with the belt Jesus Christ guys .... So how many holes do * we * have ? Me at the other guys in those classes : Chevrons and stars ? Redditor for 1 hour I used to play Max Payne back on the peasant station . Well , in that case , direct my Everything from the Cuban government is propaganda . Everything about Cuba is not propaganda . Get it right . I also noticed that you tried to subtly point me away from the fact that she's second That is basically the only reason why you jailbreak Moore's law not informing the pace of improvements in farming technique has no bearing on whether or not it informs the pace of improvement in robotics , a field which is a direct subset of computation Are you speaking from experience ? Where is the raid matchmaking ? Or have you been all along ? Get Out . Are they real tho ? Baked rubber ? The smell ... * * * The taste ... * * * You better take that 2nd Deathwing Damn , I pay $ 30 for 1.5 g . ... The hell is this ? Gee thanks ! Didn't know that I had to click ! Wow thanks so much ! Best help ever ! BAH ! 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So are you saying your alienware came a few weeks early ? I'm ordering an 18 and an hoping mine comes early too Please don't be Chinese , Please don't be Chinese ... It was a Chinese restaurant . I like how her eyes where blue ... Sakura ? HOLY FISH I NEVER KNEW THAT ! Maybe because I didn't read it yet . d Deal , Ill just need to make sure your credit card is not stolen . So if you could send me a picture of it . Along with your Social security card . Either getting kissed by Jake the Snake Roberts at a wrestling convention or getting my boobs played with by Bruce Campbell at a horror convention . Both times cameras came out from spectators and was tweeted about . I knew neither events were about to happen . Except when they don't let you eat at the hospital , that won't work . They refused to let me eat . I was pissed Look at that ! They're little footballs Them feels doh Lol it's all fun and games until you drop in to watch your friend playing skyrim with those sex mods Loosely looped over some foot pegs Why the fuck were they * giggling * ? Yes . laughing out loud indeed . An completely jubilant exchange between two redditors . A hearty laugh was shared . Um , what ? Why am I aroused ? Really ? That's awful ! Wow , that would make it really hard to make them happy . Some people were apparently never taught manners Why do you say that ... " El ultimo saludo " I got sucked in . Apparently I collect keyboards now " Don't date ( insert race here ) females they will bring nothing but trouble . " Yes , you'll find lots of places where katakana is used as well . One of the main being foreign loan words , such as ビール 、 オバマさん 、 and ロリコン 。 No , they could .. They just choose not to . What ? that never happens . Don't do that ! ! Take a deep breath and have a nice relaxing evening with the Male Pimp ! I just assume you have Count me in . I enjoyed getting into Hanson's Shoe Repair that one time for my bday but it was too much work to get that password . I shall be on the lookout for said green door . No proof that its yours .. get the fuck outta here If only pexon made Velcro cable organizers Bring out the pokewomen * looks at Gardevoir * If anyone with Alien Blue wants to get in on this . Use the drop down menu when writing a comment and swipe your finger right I already said that bot . I'm fairly young but even I have never heard of this hip new lingo being used . I really , really hope they dump the vehicle damage system they introduced in reach ( and kept in 4 ಠ_ಠ Oh my gosh , the hat , that's adorable ! I love how he has a The spirit of the season is strong with this one .... Almost 31 weeks and have been suffering with heartburn a lot right before bed throughout this pregnancy . I've finished one big bottle of Gaviscon , 1 small one , and am 3/4 done another small one So I can guess what one of the other envelopes has , but what about the other 3 ? The weird thing is that not a single film has gotten the city right . The emerald city was never green at all , the reason people called it emerald was because you were mandated to wear green goggles when you entered . Oh the joys of pregnancy Same . After hot fix 3 , crash during playback . you must literally get zero work done ( Link is not opening Isn't he also one of Namira's followers ? Still waiting for this message ... 8 Energy ? Seriously ? ! - ‎ The app I use doesn't let me . When I deny / complete contract I get nothing or a rare untradeable bundle that probably even looks shit . When the other team succeeds once , they all get timberthaw drops Yeah , except she knows your search history Serious question , did the album change ? I feel like picture 2 isn't picture 2 anymore Yep it is , I said one of the first . Driveclub was supposed to be the first but we all know what happened there You're not devineman Yep . Sounds like it's time for a big cup of reality for him . He's gonna * llllooovvvveee * that . / s I actually let them look at my original Apple II BASIC manual , but they were very disrespectful and crumpled some of the pages . I was woken up early to fulfill a ' bodily function ' , belly dweller woke up and kept kicking the crap out of me , then heartburn ensued . By the time I was tired again , kiddo # 2 would be ready to wake in another 2-3 hours What happened to Thooorin _1 ? ( Hey Dexter , what is your goal now that dexter is over ? Movies where your just a badass killing more people ? Dexter was my favorite show of all time . Besides the ending ... I think he should have either died or continue the show in a couple years . Anyways , thanks for the great show ! ! ! Also the tranny look ... I don't think you should be getting downvoted like this . But you gotta look at it'd from their point of view . They are targeting a specific user base . I would guess the majority of people in China who jailbreak ( and subsequently use their stores ) use windows . That's why the emphasis on the windows tool . It Was the same with Pangu . Once they released the windows tool " the prison escape was achived " ... Sorry couldn't resist ... / r / nocontext Thanks dad . The sources we look at keep changing . Latest information says December 5 . So do I let my horse go or do I hold him ? Welp , this is going to make the decision to buy exotics from Xur this weekend extremely tough if it's something I need since I'll just have to upgrade it next week My own mother ? Different story . She will probably be so very fucked when my dad passes . I think the house is insuranced against him , but from last I heard , neither of them have life insurance You don't want to know My mom and I were able to get 3rd row seatsAnd I was inside of her I watched it . Yeah dawg , it's fucking weird . 3 times with 3 different people in the past 5 months . I just sit there like Southampton players already tired from all that pace of Arsenal . It can end in another 3 nil tonight for them . When I see I can't believe you posted that to / r / pics I'm glad I'm not the only one Slave games Amazon for sure . * Focus ! ! ! * Why is everyone hellbent on making comparisons to getting hit in the balls As a newbie diver I can confirm this to be true , particularly the spazzing out , jerking around and running into everything . It's annoying as hell but slowly getting better . It just sounds like something I'd say to my sister and then she'd be all Since when is this a hated show on reddit Good luck with that .. because trying to push the cross-benchers around has worked well so far .. Well I like it Ugh ... talk to my husband I see a pattern here ... Oy Were taking a Brinks truck and dumping it on Miles front lawn yes that Just like the civil rights of ALL Americans ... right ? Welp I loved it up until I decided to check out the subreddit and mistakenly typed in / traps ...... They got me , they definitely got me 5 year suckfest Not even on rice ! ? Or , you know ... 114 . Arashi does so get beaned in the butt and whips around with a With Netflix you don't feel as alone as just listing to music . It's like you have friends , and their having a good time at your house in the other room , or at least that what I imagine it would be like to have friends over ... I know . Woah calm down dude Panties definitely ! The silky kind . No thongs though , bikini or bigger . Little or no lace . Photo from the backside or down on all four with your ass up in the air . Or on your back with your back arched and panties pull taught over your pussy . I want to have sex with two of the things in the chair , and I'm not telling which two ( What material is that ? Plastic ? * Rubber ? * Fried plastic ... Eclipse is usually the one using the most memory playing the tps just made me want to go back to pandora . i missed the goliath , mauraders , midgets , etc . But in the tps all the enemies feel the same wont tou guys agree ? ಠ_ಠ It's pretty nice to have , but they really should have increased ps4 storage to 1TB , because 500GB gets used so quickly since all games install the the HD , on top of the fact that each game is a minimum of 20-30 gigs Yes but I have kids I thought my earphones were acting up , but I saw twitch chat's HEY BEEEP ╭ ∩ ╮ ( I just saw Levi hanger at the ' customers who bought this item also bought ' panel Buy the nexus 7 dude , you will get super quick updates ! Now you just went too far . I am 28 , and I didn't know this . That would not be a plot twist in the United States . Well , I was woken up by 2 iPhones and 3 iPads all blaring the emergency ALERT ALERT ALERT tone for flash flood warnings until 8 AM .... At 5:30 am > Who did that ? Weiss is the parrot I don't know if I know what you're saying . That is an interesting username you've got there I don't think you have thought this post through we are in dreampool . Hey hey hey now ! I still edit sites in notepad ! ... I hope you're joking ( Visual Basic ಠ_ಠ Blegh Tailyellow on a naughty puppydog walk ? Idk whether to ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) or ( Ah yes , 1929 ... Smack dab in the middle of the last ice age . A dark and snowy time to be sure . Crusader Kings .... 1 ? I have a feeling you've made one before ... I won't need to move my screen around since I wont need to see anything that isn't within sight already . Same here . Why would they do this Unless you have a gas pump fetish So is your spelling As someone who actually does have no sense of smell : I think they didn't add dexterity because they assumed people would be boosting everywhere instead of climbing . Although you never know , since boosting around everywhere instead of climbing makes you show up on the mini map .. Is your loop running from the outside ? I upvoted you , but still man . ... or when it dies right before climaxing Licked a girls butthole while she was on her period In exchange for an even bigger one . Friend and I had to walk about a mile in the snow to the nearest publix ..... fucking closed when we got there ... Tease . ( Pause ) sees you when you're sleeping , he knows when you're awake Yeah , that'd be pretty freaky . But I think nipples on your dick would be freaky too That sounds racist I feel violated just looking at this album ಠ_ಠ Stupid Mobile That's how I felt when our ' mons couldn't evolve ^ ^ And ^ ^ then ^ ^ how ^ ^ he ^ ^ caused ^ ^ Massacre ^ ^ Monday ^ ^ I ( male , not as easy to be subtle ) have masturbated to completion in the living room while my family was watching a movie . I had a blanket on my lap . I also did it while we were camping with all six of us in our tent trailer , I was in my sleeping bag . While we were camping , my dad asked if I was okay because I was breathing hard It's 37 , get yourself together ... Happy xmas The details matter , and when you don't have them and you fill them in with your own bullshit assumptions , it makes you the shitbag . Yeah , no shit ! He's making me damn near irrelevant . It's only a lucky guess if it's true but ... I mean ..... The crocodile in Peter Pan On Ice gave me recurring nightmares as a child . This crocodile is sure to bring them back full force . Oui mais on a le droit de le regarder comme ça Yay Knoxville made the front page ! Oh wait ... Because of bad things Yes , yes I was , in fact . i'm not worried about the nicotine . i started smoking before i could legally buy cigarettes . the problem is this kid fucking around with mechanical mods with no ohm reader That ... you should lock the door Yeah , after putting a buttload of time into it I stopped playing 2 weeks ago ( ios ) when I realized it really was , just an endless cycle with no point to it ( the new land after the ark is litterally going " Oh you must be doing well , let's slow you down by starting over " ) . They took what could be a good game and added all the bad parts of the freemium model . Weird how people create something and let it's potential get crushed . Why fucking yahoo ? Dat Camden tho . Toast with smoked ham actually , or at least i think it is ( Site was ugly and broken as fuck . And yet every time I throw a grenade at someone in H2A it hits some tiny crease in the terrain and bounces right back at me . Wtf is a nrrrd girl ? There's a time and a place . Your doctor's office is neither . It's on page 2 .... ( My thoughts are " this gets posted weekly " ... Fuck , I love Antz . Memories ... Currently I'm glued to baby jail because pregnant and uncomfortable . My 23 month old comes and goes , but has learned that if I am doing something , I am doing something . Different story with my husband . When he gets home , she * expects * him to pull her out of baby jail , so she whines and cries while he's making us dinner I'm not drunk ! Because fuck Santa and his sled . Shit man ! I would have written " return to sender " on the package and cut her out Also , she wants to be in your kids lives ? MAKE A GODDAMN EFFORT ! ! ! Presents don't replace presence Oh , is that so ? I must be miss informed .. you disrespected the captain .. but ... Does it state that on the label ? Feel what ? Why does she wanna know where people are buried " Disney Movies Anywhere " Will your business model evolve over the next year ? I think I can speak for everyone , that the invite system is absolutely horrible . I want to like the company , but your customer service needs to be fixed . Like now . Anyone into Holy Other right now ? I don't know what kind of genre to call him , but his sound is so ... * fluid * . Like I'm tripping under water or something . Really digging his stuff right now . He's kinda like XXYYXX , except still on spotify Coil vagina To the NIN that put Doton while I was in Shiva EX : You have a screaming penis in you ? Can't they take the Verazzano ? Same thing happened to me the first time I tried . Had it ( manual install ) on my fresh new snazzy USB 3.0 drive and then had to install it on a crappy old one , then reinstall it back on my new one . Not yet I just moved to Calgary and was pretty surprised when I found this out . Anecdotally , though , it sounds like it's highly dependent on the nurses working the floor how strictly they adhere to the policy , and there is more wiggle room if you end up in a single room . I'm less bummed out about my husband not staying overnight than I am about having to share a room with a stranger , though ... How do you know she's naked if she only does it when everyone leaves ? TBH the only reason we found out when we did was because of Game Informer . If they had not " leaked " the info we probably would not have known about this until the DLC went live . I always maintain eye contact . ALWAYS I had a game a few days ago where I had to listen Sejuani's ( or it was Bristle's ? ) moaning all game long My classes are 50 minutes , and most days we have double periods , two classes in a row Try Saginaw mi or the rest of the tri cities 75 % single moms from 20-33 Damn straight . / r / Men_In_Panties Says the guy who comments this three times in a single thread . " Didn't they tell you who the donor was ? " Didn't they tell you that's not how that works ? Oh gawd , please shut up , man . NO ONE will even notice these names in Germany , because they are so friggin common amongst older People . Srsly , I hope you are trolling So we got a male mum Haha this is great ! That gave me tingles ... Why is it so awesome Adult Footed Pajamas . Seriously though fuck your robin Or when they tell them to * pray away the gay ! * I thik dis is b00tlegg man iz not gr8 m8 Stereotypical lactose intolerant white girl here . I order a grande soy caramel frappe with whip cream and I will smack someone if there is milk in the actual drink AH A CLOWN It's like a sea of crab What ... What were they after ? Ronald McDonald Land Cookies . Oh the memories ( ಠ_ಠ ) That's no moon . ( This is from 2010 .... do ... hamsters ... eat their babies woah science ! in retrospect that was a silly question Yeah , if you don't mind your asshole being torn open by how slow iOS 9 will be on a 5C . Yes , because as an adult , you talk to people you're interested in as part of making a move to court them . " Some sort of cream " I want to down vote the people who are saying those things to you Interesting how she says " I CANT BREATHE " multiple times screaming . Uhh ... $ 24.99 at my GameStop location . You watch porn for the personalities I know you're probably nice , but your statement makes me I completely agree , and it's fucked up how reddit jokes about incest as a positive thing all the time . I don't want to have to think about my brother in that way , and every time someone mentions it , I can't help it I just freaking love how articulate and logical you are . How is this guy still so dumb after all that lovely explaining ? ......... yes . no ? How about acid reflux or ' true ' contractions ? I had that on Thursday night could be the cops designed it ! As a person who lives in South Africa , I can sympathise oh my god how are these people allowed to exist on these dating sites How do you know ? ! ? Lee Corso is an idiot . > and this would give me an incentive to turn the speakers toward your wall and crank it . Should be on the underside of your keyboard between the I'll be your friend Wtf is this ? ! ? ! ? American .... centimeters ? How did he hold the fake arm up I saw this on Yik Yak a few days ago ..... what Ha ! As I type this on a filthy unpleasant laptop running WindowsXP . You son of a Hitch Everytime I try to contour I just look like I got dirt all over my face I guess I didn't get the memo in the week since I bought a ps4 . I'll make sure I get any posts preapproved by you before posting . 99 % HQ may as well be 0 % HQ . We finally meet / u / Suspicious_Canadian We got Dan Dakich commentating . Quite a coincidence that you were behind her " going the same way " through campus . You're making DFU sound like something dark and terrible . You didn't sacrifice your cat , did you ? The mumps ? There's a vaccine for that , people It's a You survive this round . I don't even have a ding-a-ling , and that hurt me looking at it frowning cause it made me think of ladies code not because i wanted anyone to die , if that's what you're Wow ... it looks like a PS3 game that was delayed Sure , guy who works for the illuminati What the hell ? I just went for a bathroom break and its 2-2 ? Trust me , there is a Wu novelty account . You mean to tell me you had a extra pair of pajamas this whole time I know Staal didn't do that on purpose , but Wait ... So you don't know why men shave ? And you're asking how women shave ? What gender are you ? I got some sort of MLP subreddit , my favorite ( The guy mooning the car has a bikini tan line .... It's something I have tried to consciously remind myself of every time I type so now I bottom out a bit less then half the time . If I don't bottom out , my keyboard is relatively quiet . When I type fast , I do bottom out a lot more but if you make a conscious effort to try to not bottom out , it will improve . Either way , mech keyboards are awesome and should be enjoyed however you wish ........ ( I don't need to know about anything too weird ........................... That mouth ? Really ? ( Maschine 2.2 now features Scales and Arps . Not sure if there is a Chord function within the arp . But , the scale feature should keep you in key . Then it's all about mashing a few pads together to build an interesting progression . It took me 20 years to understand his name isn't Jacques . I kinda freaked out after a while using pornhub on anonymous windows on chrome , then used the search function and what i typed was still there , it saved all of it in anonymous mode Down vote for lying ! Just watched it . And then everybody answers Tom Cruise . I never read it . Maybe that's the reason ... In the spirit of " Average person ≠ Company " let me offer you " asking for donations ≠ selling your company " . It was alright , I got $ 500 worth of game stuff for $ 5 ... So you know , it was OK ... These fucking posts .. Too much text . Looks disgusting and unorganized for a card that isn't epic or legendary . Text text text . It's " nice ah " not that ... I don't know how you can misheard that ... Fuck's that hammer for ? I hear ya ! I've been so snappy / angry at my almost two year old for months now . Pregnancy hormones are making me a big ball of anger and impatience :/ I hate it Dan Brown method An EQ reference ? ! I feel a sense of comradery . Wait , it just dawned on me that you may know this character from EQ2 .... I don't know how I feel about you anymore . I guess , I'm getting old now . Of course it goes online when I'm asleep . That would imply you check / r / adviceanimals Can Barca please stop this " scoring right before the whistle " - thing ? It breaks my heart everytime Well , I guess we can rule out the inventory editor you're using , too . I've been yo-yoing the same 2lbs for the last month ( according to the scale ) . And my jeans don't feel any looser . All lubed up and ready to go ! If I don't need help and I'm not in danger . I stay away from cops , you just don't know what they're going to do to you for no reason . And I'm white That is what I never understand with people like this . You just shit or bled all over yourself so why in the hell wouldn't you leave immediately to clean yourself up ? It completely baffles me . Teehee , just a little accident . Don't worry , it just makes muh curves look sexier . " With the only touchdown coming via the D . " North Carolina Panthers . Looks like the Walmart deal is just the console + $ 50 gift card It would make me shit " All scoring plays subject to review " ಠ_ಠ WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A DONG DIES ? I was talking about the kick Hi there . Not sure if ( ͡ ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡ ° ) or Some may even say he's being a bit reckless It didn't actually happen . Posts like this make me happy I avoid BFing groups of any sort That might be somebody elses juice I was literally watching a video of yours while reading this . I don't know it took fucking ages though you monster but an Ancient one ? Just ... wow . Who carpeted those steps ? They should be thrown down them Hmm .. I do love my 160GB classic , but do I love money more ? Not sure if the joke is because they have been retired , or because it's Canada I-is that a scrotum ? ( This is at least 4 years old what the ... its been traded ? ! redeposit something then i guess .... I'm ... not sure what you're getting at here ? I mean 19 people certainly went to the hospital . But most probably at the behest of the paramedics and the fact that the hotel was footing the hospital bill . Most cases were for minor symptoms . I'm not downplaying the event at all here or saying that it's no big deal , but the media likes to blow things out of proportions . You know , like they've been doing for years to us in a negative light . She defiantly wants to have sex . And so do I . It's just not worth it to me to risk having a kid . If it were up to her , we would bring it twice a day every day . Fuck maybe she does want a kid Which has far surpassed feminists who give a fuck . Oppression I went to high school with Skyler Stone . His real last name is Clipner , and he was an untalented , unfunny hack back then , too It proves that you're a complete fucking fool . Lies and slander BECAUSE LOL account age .. 875 days Why didn't you ask this question in the sticky ? Collinsworth is the best in the business my friend . .... it shows him watering it , what's wrong with you ? ಠ_ಠ thx for reminding me servers were overloaded last night and half of reddit was bored last night Good .. good .. let the violence take over and completely overshadow everything you want to accomplish ... ( As a Red Dwarf fan for a decade , and now an equestrian , it takes a LOT of effort not to use Smeg as a curse word . filthy casual exactly . their sandalwood is the best i've tried . $ 25 First ever comment on reddit , so up vote this plz c : Yea , i totally called this . My wife was all like " did you hear discovery is feeding a guy to a snake ! ? ! We should dvr it ... " followed by me replying " Seriously " 21 years and still counting T-Mobile : The Darling of the Mobile Industry . " ... and this is why you can't have nice things . " Too soon This whole thread is too cheesy I'm somewhat annoyed that that link was already purple Then you should enjoy this one , since it is * absolutely spot on for the source character material * I love the look on his face though , just like 4 shots of him being I suddenly have this urge to go gay for Alucard * i ain't been lickin ass > That might sound like a good idea , but it is not . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( This isn't self explanatory at all You only needed one . " pls send a popsicle " Motherfucker wants me to donate him money to unlock another animal You know nothing of bad trips I'm not ಠ_ಠing at the " can , " I'm I will never understand how people do not understand this concept . It is my biggest pet peeve , if you see a worker with their phone out , or carrying a purse does it * look * like they are on the clock and willing to help you ? Look for the apps storage in iFile thats how i looked at all of my private images once i got locked out ( Man fuck Michigan , fuck those republicans , and fuck anyone that agrees with this ruling . I hope someone refuses you treatment some day for some equally stupid reason and that you fucking die because of it . You should see warframe's community . People just willing to give anything for people to like the game . You should join warframe . It's free and I think you'll like it . Don't worry I think there's someone there to help you out .... Group theory is not even close to set theory Cute in what sense of the word ? So totally * not * ADA-compliant I'm going to start using shit . almost forgot about this .. I'll have my sticks sent to you tomorrow ! I should just hang on to them though , cuz I'm WINNING this one . I uh ... see your username ... That Falcon taunt ... I wonder how they found that out All those cracked eggs and no washed hands I wouldn't . Mostly because I had a bad experience with them where they closed my account for " suspicious " activity , wouldn't let me verify my identity , and stole all $ 25 I had in my account . Into the people ... How do you know the right way to cook a human ? Hey Birds ╭ ∩ ╮ ( How can you say that What the hell are those plastic cups ? Do you eat pizza with sauces ? It's a reference . There's a guy on reddit called / u / Warlizard , people always ask him if he's the guy from Warlizard gaming forums , he always responds with " And not just any Apple logo . It looks like it's been crossbred with a ClearBlu stick . Unless she is a he talking about his moobs . Wait ... you got your license suspended because you didn't pay a parking ticket ? That happens ? Where was your dad . Confusing interface my ass . Way to complain about being treated as simpletons for months , then go and prove majority of people really are that stupid in one fell swoop . That last one I just wanted to be friendly We live in a world which has ' sexist phones ' now They're all so * disappointed * in you . " Everything " WHAT ! ? Not liking a thing = blackface ..... The Intelligently done Humor ... Can't stand 90 % of the American " Comedies " that have come out in the past 10 years . ( I'm looking at you , Seth Rogen So shapeways just discovered chainmail ? Donde has visto eso ? Seriously ? Oh god that sounds so disgusting ... I've had a lot of strange coffee / juice combos that were only slightly less disgusting than in theory . But who in their right mind would put any sort of coffee in matcha . Oh nothing just a little bit of brain hemorrhaging , no big deal She was kidding about fart rape , yes ? Please say yes Fuck's wrong with you Me and colleague blowing 2x PS1 Development daughter-boards back in the day that cost $ 20K each We had a good laugh . He was only half joking though ... what do YOU mean people like * you * ? It shows a bolt when charging and hides the battery icon when it's not charging . iOS 8 implemented the charging bolt , except that Apple has a tiny one and I find it  ugly . I had a friend who told me that I shouldn't carry with a round chambered . What do * * YOU * * mean people like you ? ^ I'd say John Key in New Zealand ... that said , he also go re-elected ... ಠ_ಠ I would lose it " yes , even arbeloa has fans " - french bein sports commentator ( Lobsters and crabs are the cockroaches of the ocean And still here waiting for TaiG Mac support What's a spine So sweeeeet More for me u mad ? Do you like skyline Let's hope so Urge to kill rising Indeed haha Who went into the archives ? I fell this whole bob Zmuda flip out was staged . He did The exact same thing on wtf with Marc maron . ITT : racists whining about being called racists . This took a dark turn Arg ! ! I'm sitting on a plane right now at DFW ( Dallas Airport ) leaving . Why didn't you post this yesterday when I had time to visit them ! ! ! Barry , people like you don't get the girl . I probably won't even want to breastfeed once this spawn is born because my toddler daughter taps me out on a daily basis He loves it ! The other day he even suggested I put black eyeliner on my lips so he could see what I look like with a black lip I'm glad I'm having another winter baby ಠ_ಠ " Sorry honey , it's too cold to go to the park " . I think we last went about 3 weeks ago after a massive snow storm that cleared out in no time because , yay , sudden warm weather . However , I am now done :/ My hips hurt , my pelvis hurts , and my stomach gets so hard that standing hurts :( I can't wait to have this baby ... well ... I can , it least until January Where's the shoulder boulders ? I hear both can be tasty , yet I have tried neither . Nope . You're the only one . Hey aren't you ಠ_ಠ from the Illegally . Get chibbed . YOU WENT INTO THE ARCHIVES DIDN'T YOU You guys all forgot about MUFC #istillbelieve Jesus , did Gia also get married ? Ah . Ze Germans . Again . They should have divided the cost of the painting by his yearly wage and given him that amount of years in prison . Prick But then he would know where she lives What is going on with that dude's belly button There is nothing play about it ( ⌐ ■ _ ■ ) ( My SO's friend died on the street , homeless and cold . all I could think about was the card from cards against humanity . " by making homeless people into wifi hotspots " , I giggled and didn't get any for a week . The only thing I could ever muster in response to these messages is this look . " Can you stop taking your meds ? " - " Look at your dogs , don't you wanna come back already ? " - " We are worried because you're not listening to us anymore ! " - Only a Jedi would pose a judgemental , hypocritical statement like " only a Sith deals in absolutes " , which in itself is an absolute ( " Bench 10 plates " to be more precise because they were banging another 2 10kg plates on each side . Thanks , I grabbed it , but why is this app liked ? It doest have many features , and always seems to go to this stupid page where it tells me what I last added ? Of which i find annoying . Oh it's on Yep like dexter for example . Yeah , sure ma .... Wait a minute ..... I get to 40 when i charge What you did there ... I see it Bunch-o-hard drives but no raid . Come at me sis ლ ( Please don't be my upstairs housemates . They get up at 6 a lot ( I don't have to get up until 7 , often ) and the walls are almost literally made of cardboard . I hear * everything * No , fuck you and these posts . Why are highly rated comments below this deleted ? I hope you kicked him in the balls * rolls eyes * Yep . Fucking annoying . I also can't stand the ' countdown ' posts . I unfollow people like this Now post it to FB so you can show everyone else and be a passive aggressive bitch to her once everyone else tells her about it ;) LMAO ! ! ! My husband would kill me if I did something like this , but like hell someone is brushing my kid off for a nasty habit " Students do not have to be in dress code ... " No idea what's going on here . What I downloaded via this link is the iphone app and it's not universal . Ajnabi go to the " Developer app " section , it shows 4 versions of the app , separate free and pro version for iphone and ipad . And it says I don't have any of those 4 installed and it is not showing up under purchased either . If he understood ' why ' this is happening to you , would he be better prepared to watch what he says ? Aka , if he read a book or a couple of websites . It sounds like he just needs to arm himself , and be a little " gentler " on those hormonal shifting days . They are frustrating and sometimes for no reason except something fell on the floor I got kicked for not sniping on 2fort . Nicer than your wife's ? I saw a guild advertisement , " We are a family and newbie-friendly guild . We love helping up our members gear up , raiding casually , and making sure everyone has fun ! " The guild's name was " Pure Evil " As someone playing HandRecombobulock , I can tell you from experience that if a whirling gets out turn two , or even worse turn ONE , you are dead if you can't get rid of it . 3 games I've played against a shame with a turn two Whirling . 2 of them I had Dark Bomb , the other one I didn't . I think you can guess what happened that one game ... Theboozehound confirmed arsehole of the evening Urg ! ! That is just fucking rude Nah ... Already tried not working on our money I am not sure if you are mocking me or having the same problem You're absolutely correct . It's always always always BETTER to set up as new phone . Then jailbreak , and then restore your stuff . I personally even go so far , as to download all my apps manually from the AppStore again . Only restoring contacts , music and books . This way I can be sure that none of the corrupt settings ( if there were any ) make it to this fresh new jailbreak ... Those combosounds Thanks :) Sadly my daughter could are less about TV How are you dealing with the side effects ? Are currently going through menopause ? Do still need to take any medicaments ? I have my check up on January - everything seems ok after my second lap but I'm scared that this is also my future Had to assume he wasn't . I mean look at his taste in characters I'm one of those that hopped on way early for the aurora and now I just lurk daily to see what everyone else buys . I'll just have to work for my ships . Well , you can always just copy-paste it , which is probably what I would do if I weren't on mobile . On Alien Blue , it's in the drop-down menu when you're writing a comment . You swipe it down , then over , and voila ! There is a " Haha Very funny , my school . I see the pharmacology book .. Stop feeding your kitty experimental psychedelics for karma pictures . Tough to clean the Olaf costume though after each rental .... If you clean it at all . Wait a minute ! Simple by looking at the picture I didn't even know we had a basketball team . The end .. what the holy hell What are they then ? You guys are a Thea killed Sara while Merlyn watched . My life for Aiur ... Whoa , that's intense . Sorry you had to go through that , Brorista . And trained ... 😥 Thanks ! I'm sorry for the confusion .. Slavery is illegal c'mon Oh my god I just popped a boner Pls refer to rule 7 ( / r / Men_In_Panties Not sure if ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) or Nox in 80 % CDR Some people don't math . I can't even remember the format for a Chinese address . The last time I did that was in 2011 for an exam ( Read that as being conceived ... In both shows i have seen him in he has a tragic past where his fianc é was murdered . Midori sighs and gets up to lock the door , and also put the dead bolt into place so he can't get back in . Link right meow pls Careful OP may be a spy . Nice try OP I am not sure if that was hilarious or awful Haha yeah never thought of just taking a bath . .... did you just compare the Chiefs to the Jaguars ? But .... that was ..... When I wear dunks for the first time , they usually squeak I'm at 3115 at the moment . God damn it , its 2 steps forward and one back $ 6 , sorry That username that username Thanks for the encouragement Wait , that's not a question . ... or unless you're protoss . It's like he's trying to communicate ... You know something ? Fuck . Her ! this reminds me of a teacher that made us write a quick one page message to ourselves , this was to be given back to us when we graduated . She totally forgot No poors pl0x . Do you know how much a police officer costs ? My taxes are high enough ! NCPD is understaffed and at the rate they get paid they could never write enough tickets to make up their salary . I have never received an automated speeding or red light ticket , and if you have , you should be more careful . We need to slow down in general , the speed limit on sunrise highway in Freeport is 35 , many people speed past me at 50 or 60 mph . This is the first case of a literal " mangina " I've ever seen . Those fingernails This needs to be 1920x1080 Haven't done one since freshman year highschool The squat racks are typically the only exception I would say . But where else would people do their curls ? I agree but it's one of the few cases where you feel you've seen a whole movie after seeing the first one . I'm Thanks . But I'll never get through Biella's book if you keep giving me reading material and showtunes . Oh my god ... can this stop being posted ? I get you , but you still don't get me . I didn't say OP was openly gay . Isn't it lovely of our government to get rid of an early cancer detection tool ಠ_ಠ ? I'm also pretty pissed about the cuts they're making to preventative dental care for lower income children , though that's provincial , not federal . I think all , ALL , child care of any sort should be covered under OHIP . So dumb / r / ooer , it would sell hammocks , onions , potatoes , cane broken computers . The employes would all be this guy You have cancer You sure about that ? They're lowering the income cutoff for preventative dental for children from about $ 43K to $ 28K . Though I'm okay with the liberal government , I am so not okay with this :/ I am a former dental assistant , and preventative care is so important and it breaks my heart . Why can't they just catch the fat-cat tax evaders and make * them * pay for all this More like brother-zoned . Google this post's title Don't Drink and Drive Oh fuck them ! An emergency is an emergency . I hope you said something to the owner because that kind of an attitude is terrible . Would they have preferred you left your toddler home alone Gastric band .... Yep . We've got a pos ( as in shit ) sql app that hangs constantly . The solution is to log out of terminal server and back in . One of my peeps called today and after she described the issue I said a log out would fix it . She said she already logged out and when she logged back in the application was still open and hung . Enough , both of you ! > Today I used the school bathroom for the first time in years . Aaaaaaand never again oh yay another euro company is coming over ....... If it's not scanned in high resolution , it can't be magically made into high resolution . its easier to hate on a division when you're large in numbers . After that , 38-4 turns Into " LOOK AT THE TEAMS THAT YALL WON AGAINST " ( like they were all cupcake teams ) > Today I used the school bathroom for the first time in years . Aaaaaaand never again Thanks for copying my comment I am 18 . I've been told that I look like Jim Gaffigan . Fuck . I'm debating renting mine out His teacher would look at it like That , my good sir , I do not know Right when I read this she was talking on its always sunny on my tv in the background I have to point out that no one actually made storyworld feel the way he did ... Take responsibility for how YOU make yourself feel . We're gonna heap praise on devs working past 8p m ? Is that a fat joke ? We're not * all * jolly ... I think it's time that Michigan realizes that they don't have the same allure they once did . I could easily see :D or maybe even ¯ \ _ ( ツ ) _ / ¯ going to Michigan if the offer was right . But for them to think that they can pull a big name like ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) is straight up delusional . And don't even get me started on the Diet white chocolate Fuck bitches , get money Damn ... I saw this change earlier and forgot they were at 12.66 not 13.66 , so I saw the range with the low-end at 13 and thought , " that's nice , keys are starting to go down . " Guess not ... Oh a bomb explosion joke OH GOD . Why does this stupid joke have to get reposted practically every day Wrong every Looks like Little Caprice . Oh good , hadn't had one of these in awhile Steam Sale hasn't even started . And why are you linking to 9gag ? Omigod i need these precious puppies in my life or Estrogen will explode out of me . I had to buy that guy a new hat last time that happened . I thought Brett Morris died in a horrible accident , he never left the dragons You're an asshole . Is this not normal ? My first kiss and every one since have been from the same guy . His has always been cold , so I assumed this is just how tongues were . He's using his pads . Not his nails . So no scratches . You know , everyone uses the " baby holding an apple " euphemism but I think this is the first time that phrase could be used without hyperbole ... Me - You = He said press F , not D ! So how else would you do it in css ... because using your friend's kid as an aphrodisiac is the greatest of ideas you edited that ‎ I played # 1 so much . Wtf I completely forget this thing existed Best not . The fucking jerk ... not recognising quality work ... What season nine ... And you took the time to stop and tell us ? ? ! I was born in Pittsburg and raised in West Virginia . It was kinda always around me . You don't even sport . I don't think you like sports . You can't just cry out secrets of friends to other people who don't know . Dois anos de reddit e ainda reclama de downvote Urzok is easy but the amount of knights shooting me while I kill him is so damn high that I always die and end up nit finishing urzok YOU SOLD A FUCKING FIRE SERP FN FOR 195K ? Had to take the dog out just now . Someone in the street had their lawn sprinklers on . Oh man ! My daughter has also dropped her nap 3/4 of the time , and if she does nap , it's too late for me to nap because I've either had a mocha or adrenaline has taken over and I can no longer nap . Being pregnant and not being able to nap is torture :( I totally feel ya on that I've found that when I've gone as a tank and healer and did a great job , I get 0 .... then I go in as a low level bard in a guild hest and get 2 . No judgement ! Everybody's got their own tastes . * judges silently in the distance * > TIL $ 400,000 per year is " very low " ... I didn't Did the survey say teddy bear or just teddy ? We live in a pretty highly inflated market area as well . We rent an entire townhouse in a nice area , but for some reason , it seems like every time we think we can own , we hear that by the time we can ( aka once our student debt is completely gone , and we already don't have consumer debt other than a mini-van ) , the government decides ' let's just make it even harder for new owners to make their way into the market ' Y u do dis ? Typo in title : did should be didn't . I'd be a bit worried , because I'm a dude Can confirm . I started playing ranked just to get draft back While her arrest may have been bullshit , she's standing there with a sign about tax dollars being flushed down the toilet yet is , evidently , perfectly happy to take $ 100K from the taxpayers Not Dido " The Final Lap cloud guy " ... Cool so we get to play Destiny on PC in 2016 ? Exactly . Do you live in a truck or something ? When you play against Garen all your hear is DEMACIA ! ! ! ! but when you play as Garen you get " Don't worry , I'm coming . " ‎ If this is mental illness why is nobody helping this dude , is he homeless or just a bat shit artist ? So many questions Yeah , but it takes at least 9 months to conceive another child , plus time until he's able to eat grapes on his own ... That's more time consuming than cutting grapes Sometimes I wish I could tell my daughter this If she had capitalized B that would have made far more sense , and less likely to be misconstrued as booby . House Spicer = = Ancient Guild of Spicers because last name . Oh lordy ... I guess this is what I get to look forward to With two centers in , Meyers shot a three . That would be awesome ..... Jim never tickles * my * testicles with his beard .... That new kidney grill style is amazing ! Dropped two vanes and now it looks supa-hella hot ! Looks like purple nerds candy The way Brutus talks about torture like he's a Master Chef It's from ' wanted ' with James McAvoy I think . Not Tomb raider . They said " not a countdown to the release of WoW " - so that only means it won't be released in 12 days right ? They could still release the release date then , amiright ? That's just nasty I know a 21 yr old in college who's mom still puts her hair in a ponytail for her every morning they were talking about a porno they saw , calm down op . The Western Conference , where the reign.ing champs are the seventh seed Antony's funeral speech But then he'd know my username ! And I don't need him knowing that Why not come up to Washington You mean to tell me that people can actually be ... generous ? I read the title as Sydney eye and was expecting a butthole . Aw man , I feel ya - my partner's going on holiday to Ontario next year and I suggested grabbing a prepay SIM while she's there ( intl . roaming is hella pricey ) , and I was looking at plans like Lol yes that's awesome . Let's just hold the entire organisation to ransom why don't we . Same has been happening on my 2010 Mac Pro after Yosemite upgrade . I would always tease my husband for his butterfingers .... Now I'm worse than him ! " some s chassis " theres a z in there A rag I think . I've heard the phrase " on the rag " before I crafted my first BS piece a few days ago . And then I was told about the Savage Blood requirements to upgrade it . Where * we * would furiously scratch his head ? ? ! " reconstruction " * * But how do we know that it is really her inside that burqa , and not a NINJA ? ? ? ? ? ? * * ლ ( Been there Black lines between the colours ? Joking about sexuality and AIDS . You're going to fit in great in Seattle . The guy holding the cake looks like he's stealthily masterbating his pecker Women get smegma too . Shall we start mutilating women then too ? So many folds down there , must be really unhygenic ! I don't want a rimjob from santa the fuck do you think you're doing ornate mace How do I force a cpu into basic human instincts Go back to where you came from . Who the fuck does this ? Memebot here : This is not an approved meme . Please resubmit and include a question mark ( ? ) or official mememark ( The fact that it doesn't say what specific animal ... or you could just call their phone and make it a bit more personal Dar pe Ponta ? He never said what part the friend was inside ! :D .... It's all fun and games for you till YOU want a divorce . Check your spelling there Taric , calm yourself . I have a Vince carter 1/500 rookie card that was worth $ 1,000 15 years ago .. I should have sold it I haven't submitted yet but took it . Waiting for requester to respond before I submit . Hopefully he answers before it expires . not gonna question your fetishes What the actual shitting fuck That would be awesome It has trading cards . If anything ? Sorry for thinking . / / / / \ ಠಠ Gold ? For this comment ? Touch è To be fair , if you give a kid this game to play he may lose ! Torterra looks good , but the others look like they need to be watered . badly Fireball whisky and strawberry nesquik Or right out of middle school I originally read it as Christ Stewart and i was like My brother had a stewart jersey , so I took him To the game against the Sabres a while back and he didn't wear it and i was like Different melons 13:45 " You will definitely have kids . " Can't stop watching .... The 2nd period . I kept on looking for the word penis in the after pic Not sure if " Therapist " or " The Rapist " So who started doing this whole " hey is this ____ from the _____ gaming forums -> I hope for your grandmother's sake , you're not serious .... You should probably research that better . Most don't make that . Or if it's so easy and great apply . From season 1 ? Wow , I just finished watching season 4 Oh shut the fuck up a " huge " favor ( This makes me sad Are you the guy that responds to comments with did you really address your stuff to Lindsay Timberlake I think I'm gonna see about doing a petition or something so this doesn't get caught by the spam filter every week Oh my ducking goodness Right .... I dom't think i'm ready for that Subreddit Rules No . TBH what really concerns me is how the fuck does Thorin know we have good pizza and stuff . Seriously how random are his sources that ? A while back , someone decided to just spam every single comment of his with " * are you from the Warlizard gaming forums ? * " , and he would always respond " * What device is assigning IP addresses ? If a device connects to AP 1 , will it be on a different subnet than a device that connects to AP 2 ? Can they ping each other ? I recently was gifted a Cisco Aironet 1250 and the Chromecast wouldn't work on it . Did some googling and it turned out I needed to enable some snooping thing or something . Followed the directions and now it works . Someone more helpful will probably come along and give you some better advice , I hope . she had me at ┌ ( Texts on computer ? Son of a bitch ... Oh , Hi dad . Have we talked before ? Yeah unauthentic smile . A dog I owned with an ex of mine chewed threw the cord of my zapper Would you mind me asking in which city is it located and where you're from ? Because there're some agencies that deals with selling homes and advertising them both nationally and inter ... With some fees of course That's a funny way to spell blackmail . Hey aren't you the welcome to the jungle .... ლ ( You got sod ? Thank you for saying that . A few friends told me they would " support my decision either way , " as in suggesting I have a baby to keep the relationship in tact . But who's the father ? Kusaru gives her a It was out of " respect " as Maggie said . Absolutely filthy I mean , the story goes that everything he touches with his hand would turn into gold ... How often do you touch your poop ? ‎ What , a Muslim doing something violent ? That's new . It's such a peaceful religion . Like those videos where people throw boiling water and it turns into snow . Except its semen ... Snow-semen ... Snowmen You are now tagged as " What happens when Christians try to make a Harlem Shake video Addition = None that I know , its a popular image , i had a good idea for a caption so thats my only connection to it . This guy just reposted my post in a different sub Steak ? For breakfeast ? Ok so I fucked this up . Whatever it's my first post . " I drove until I ran out of gasoline " ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I agree , but it's just so paranoid . If you are going for that level though , then why are you asking here ? Isn't there an / r / paranoid or something ? Hey , aren't you that guy from the Why did you post this in the BF3 subreddit ? Hey aren't you that gaming forum from No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! ^ This is some sound advice OP . Your SO sounds ungrateful I'm on pregnancy # 2 . I've never spotted / bled , not even implantation , I've had the cramping , and I've never miscarried . I was , and still am , paranoid at 32 weeks Don't make me jealous . So , you throw it on the ground ? I can relate mama :/ I look forward to every Friday night because the weekends mean hubs can take over my daughter and I can rest , and at 32 weeks , I need the rest Schalke vs Real Your username ... Adore is by far my most favourite album :) It probably has the least amount of songs I didn't like on it compared to SD for example . Hell , I can't stand 3/4 of Gish I wonder how much of your karma came from comments that contained nothing but " That just offended me . Not really made me cringe . But still MFW my grandfather is 76 , lives in Victoria and just bought a car recently . And reddit made the damn site die so I can't see who it was . > " Alf plz " I agree with the cpa , pay them back the net and have them fix the rest as it was their mistake , and they paid out the taxes incorrectly along with your overpayment . Give them what you owe them and let them figure out the rest of the clusterfluff on their own . They're probably at a loss because I would imagine their bookkeeper is a slacker . You broke up with her because she spent virtual money ? HER name is Lady The guy is in space , and he says he just talked to his wife 15 minutes ago in Houston . Is anyone else amazed by this ? You can just have telephone conversations from Earth , with people in space .. Australia's got a + 8 3/4 hour time zone Nigga no , you don't fucking go there thank you , professor science Just picked pocket inf yesterday .... The guy in that picture would absolutely murder me if told to do so . I can see it in his eyes ... Zero lag , yet it shows no demonstration Yep ... The people I run into ... Why would you * want * to ? Explain to us how this vacuum under the pot effects the inside of the pot Happy holidays from the power company Oh I think it was successful alright . It's making more money than the gold in Smaug's lair Yes . If you lose your phone , you have no chance in life .... Tony Abbot is the new Australian version of George Bush It's overused because there's a lot of ಠ_ಠ Stop it Jesus , I sure hope my soon to be ex doesn't do this . Just came to the conclusion on the drive to work this morning that I won't be queuing heroic dungeons on my DK tank anymore until they can provide a better reward than 50 resources and a satchel with an agi flask in it . Even the inn dailies give you worthless shit 99 % of the time . It amazes me how little they decided to incentivize heroic dungeons this time around . Once you're geared past heroic , what's the point ? Tiny chance for warforged that gets you 6 iLevel over a regular 630 ? Woo ! The diskussion this is linking to , is from 2006 . I sincerely hope the DAN has become wiser since then . At first I was like I get it now ! At first all I saw was a guy rubbing his ass on a chicks vajigger ಠ_ Don't give them to my apartment neighbors . Last winter , I came home to an apartment full of solvent fumes because our neighbors decided to use a ton of spray paint in our enclosed basement . When I opened the basement door to see what happened , I was greeted by a cloud of paint . Oh you mean 10 years ago when we didnt have such technological advances . Why is there card board in your j ? Or tea or lemon grass ? So ... pay some of your hard earned money to give an asshole a free funny magnet ? Sign me up ! At least I can spell " journalism " correctly Not sure if ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) or console peasant This is where you buy him an Alienware to teach him a lesson about sibling rivalry Definitely the community . Everyone on this subreddit is like a huge family . I've been here for less than two months and I already feel like I'm a part of something bigger than I could ever be by myself . You guys bring a smile ( and sometimes a Aliens landed ? ! I missed it ? ? ! ! Fock ... US only ? What a kidder . So ... Hows africa ? Not that kind of love Got Xmas Kirin ... What now Not a question , but ; that moment when you realize the 1 million points dude lives in your own city mini crit against demoman He's like How is he not hard ? What the fuck If I was him , I'd have my username also be a bot . That bot would scan my unread inbox for " Are you the guy from .... " and auto-reply with I read it as Tony Stark Aries and Cupid ... so lucky ... Why must it be an old trampoline ? FUCK ACTIVISION ! well then your . own . questions . ( Midori just What's up with those hairy pits ? " premades are for girls " Midori could have gone without knowing how much Kusaru thinks about her sex life with Arashi . Seriously , that's more than a little creepy . She keeps up the ಠ_ಠ face . " We're not talking about this . " She then shovels a large amount of food in her mouth and keeps Midori chews her food and has no response but weird reflex coming from you , / u / foreskinpiranha Aww , I feel so bad for you Midori keeps up the ಠ_ಠ face and then starts to chuckle , but suddenly freezes as her face is indeed stuck in the ಠ_ಠ position . " Oh no ! " she gasps , patting her face . " It's too late ! " Yes , my thoughts exactly . How can you go from never talking about this person to hanging out with them twice in the span of one week . And doing something as personal as working out together ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR BORLANDS ノ ( Is it me , or are his eyes a little lopsided ? Hey , don't disparage Lupe Fiasco like that No . Let's not . yes . no . Could've at least made a new Bar Specials thread along with this And yet you are not unattractive . FINISH YOUR COMMENT ! DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING . Because there is no more Warlizard only Late to the party . I just have to ask though , why code hookup doesn't seem to show the codes on alien blue . It just shows a description of what code hookup is . and it doesn't prompt me to open the link outside the app . Hmm . I think I may cause some serious damage soon trying to wipe my damn ass . My firearm doesn't have a safety LOL , sure , because gays demand that you live their lifestyle or be harassed and beaten , and get billions in tax exemptions .... I don't trust Bloodraven . Not one bit . This only makes me hungry . Why did the dirty Kleenex have to be in the pic ? Troll-ol-ol . ( I hope ) Without googling it what's an E - 4 in the army ? After all that fancy sales and marketing and advertisements about heirloom malts and glacially fed artesian well watered yeasts ... The final product is just titrated EtOH and water to meet locale-specific regulations . Looks like she was awkwardly standing in front of the orangutan so he / she went in for the hug by grabbing her arm and bringing her in closer to teach her how to hug . And then people like you accuse it of rape . And you wonder why animals are afraid of people . Hey , are you that guy from reddit with the world record number of I was actually more interested in your user name . Is this a legit phone number ? Warnie sort of bagging the over rate . Haven't heard a peep from Chapelli who was calling for Kohli to be summarily executed for slow over rates last test . No , you didn't . Have you ever wondered how much karma you've gotten just from you responding with That look on his face > " Oh , you're like Sheldon ! " ... They better not go after Georgia too . That laugh needs to remain . * kisses dude * " I don't wanna do that , euwww ! " Wtf Same thought I had . Clean your room ! So your point is that you encountered a bad player and felt the need to make a post about it ? Nice contribution . They fucking _work_ so you had better know how to defend them , and if you're smart , how to apply them . That said , if I'm rolling with a white belt , and they're not tapping to something , especially a heel hook , I just let it go . If you're blue or higher , I'm going to give you this look if I know it's on , and you're just being stubborn : Oh fuck " I didn't even see it ... " Glorious minus Windows Vista ( That hashtag ... I read that as Lack and Jiz I was not looking it up ... Someone in my friend list stumbled upon it and reported it ... Got the same response as me . So , even though it's on public privacy settings it doesn't breach their guidelines I am so beyond happy to hear all this :D He had it coming , and as for the friends who are defending him ... yyyyaaaaa ... There is absolutely zero reason to defend a psychopath's ill behaviours , ESPECIALLY in regards to your daughter's grave I definitely agree with this . My pain tolerance was obliterated from a chronic infection that went undiagnosed for wayyyy longer than it should have You son of bitch ! You set me up . You'll pay for this ! Buwhahahaa Yeah and black people can't swim ! I was told on my hospital tour that I would be allowed to eat . Get to hospital after my water broke and told that I wasn't allowed to eat I don't see the discount anymore . Is it over ? Trying to order www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00PM5RJMK and it is going for 9.99 with both the resellers available . TFW no memes That's how things like Munster happen . As a bobcat , I find this insulting . Mission accomplished I thought that changed to , yes means yes ? The 21st century has only had two presidents so far " if i am not top frag , i will be that one guy that makes people look at the scoreboard and say I know this doesn't help to hear , but I'm in Ontario , Canada . My appointment wait is anywhere from one to two hours . My husband takes time off work to take toddler and I to said appointments I continue going to her because she is amazing , but if you can find someone else in your insurance network , do it ! This guy sounds like an asshat And it works That hasn't happened since ... Crystal Palace .... That you made ? What did you call me ? ! Well i have smoked two bowls of it before . Got so high i felt like puking . Never again . hey aren't you Yeah , a top four team that has been has a won championship , been to a final four , and a sweet sixteen the last three seasons is expected to lose by double digits at home Thank you for that . " I tried to play Arms Race but i still ran on feet " ( ╯ ° □ ° ) ╯ ︵ ┻ ━ ┻ ) I didn't know that existed already Why would you title this post " best game of 2014 " then mention two games from 2013 ? What are you talking about , you sold what was left of your family off as slaves weeks ago . ( Put in in Kevin . Hey , I want my face dry , but I don't want to go blind . I can't afford a new jersey Tree Trunks trying to be sexy Nibutani Rule 34 Fuck ! I really wanted to watch this movie . Her face . I went all the way to Chicago to hit on some hot soldiers , but when I got there , it was just a bunch of chairs around some grass ! No ! Don't even dare say that . I would rather a shit Jones with those beautiful locks than a bald Jones who's a slightly better keeper I guess you could say , the shit hit the fan .... We're really not that bad Honestly this would be a nice improvement to lower level players instead of buying super expensive runes they can just upgrade it . NOT SURE IF SERIOUS He's married . Scrolled through ... 40 , 41 , 44 , 47 , 48 , 75 are things you will probably do right before you die , because if you apply any advice from the magazine in the last few months , you are most likely going to die . Rubbish . I couldn't see what was happening Can I ask a Stupid question ? How do I know what hard drive to get ? Do they all work . Just fine ? All gender communal bathrooms ? Sweet Jesus this looks delicious ! Should have never looked at this , I have the worst craving for ribs now Yeah , but its still mostly romance and pairings I hope you dont rage like that in SoloQ Either way , the terrorists win . I had a " goalie " coach for high school . He wasn't really a goalie coach , he was just the father of our star player and was really involved . The only reason he became our goalie coach was because he played catcher in baseball in high school Ok so now the question is how do I install it and not break everything I hate the way facebook resizes shit . Upload a new profile pic , they display it at 160x160 . Be pissed off with the poor quality scaling and decide to upload something that's natively 160x160 ... nope the supplied image must be at least 180x180 . Yeah , so do toddlers . What little terrorists .... No . If you can't see yourself having a claim over $ 1,000 , 000 than don't break your bank on million dollar limits . ........ How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub ? 17 Shit man , I played the so many times and I still dunno the ans I'm really hoping the person behind it had no camera source and had to google one . Other than that its pure deception . No NSFW allowed ; Bad ! The answer is literally like the 6th post down on the front page man Vikings fans talking like they haven't been to the playoffs in 5 years . Mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut . Love you too bro , no homo Oh my lord ... the hotness ! ! ! I've been having to open windows somedays because I suddenly feel claustrophobic / panicy from standing / cleaning for too long Oy , sounds like I should just start retiring to the recliner downstairs again . My hips are better off for it anyway . And yes , the nausea / heartburn combo makes me never want to eat iOSOpenDev uses theos .... Okay english is not my first language but we are talking about bugs , right ? Oh * boy * , is anyone else excited to see Clausen start on Sunday ? Question : if he's going to complain anyway , why are you still doing things ? Aside from childcare , you should be on strike . What he's doing is undermining simple tasks . How does that help you in any way ? ? Is " busy with school / life " not good enough ? It is with me . That sounds ... Lovely ... ( Said as though this account is not $ 100 % true . Do you have a custody / child support order in place ? If so , get his ass to court . " Needing to sleep " is not a reason to bow out of being a parent even * if * he is doing you a " favour " , and if he isn't paying enough child support to put your child in daycare so you can support your LO , something is * very * wrong here Growth spurts can also cause baby to be a bit less active . I've had a couple of days like this where baby is not as active in the morning or afternoon , and suddenly evening time is also party time When heartburn keeps you awake , you have to use the washroom multiple times a night , hip pains wake you out of a dream , you need a nap during the day but your toddler won't let you Pls Riot , bring this to us too ლ ( It's even better when they find the USB port on a digital console ... Well , I'm , literally , sitting in mud creek and I have no idea where this is Oi wtf nfkrz it wood hef made my stik even hard 3r if the edjs wer sharper Honestly , I would just take the first sentence and then the rest of the shirt could be a big " * blonde * hair " Mine isn't , fuck your champion Fair enough . I made the assumption OP was challenged in the reading department . Now I'm disappointed in a different way that someone in he medical field can't be bothered to do a cursory reading of material that directly answers his stated question . um .... no thanks ... Larry_Lovepump ( We gotta find the exit first I figured you'd be indifferent , however my fires tend to dislike you . You cut them short . I'm on to you , wetness . Does anyone have screenshots ? It's too low quality for me to read I ... what . You have interesting friends I don't have the greys yet , but I know they're around the corner . Dark hair is awesome ... not Did you just say a forest would look out of place on Earth ? MFW I see people make ' You're [ x ] , bye ' in comments I've come close to puking so many times from the acid , and I would be asleep My SS gave me false tracking too , PLAYED WITH MY HEART . Now I know it's just a sick game you all play A link to the contest would probably be useful ლ ( not that you checked or anything ... Luckily I saw the deletion coming and decided to be a good guy and save it ! Graphic content warning though , it's bizarre Just like our parents ... They . Always . Know . it's December 18 . That verse they chose for that picture is quite disturbing I think your shift key is broken The caption is way off on that That dude from HR is my favourite . ( Syed one day I will be as good as my alter-personality hope you get to see it ! I haven't done a damn thing . So the moron spray painted it out of . . Respect for Mother Earth ? Time to get your priorities straight you dirty hippies . Whenever I take my dog out I'll be minding my own business and look over to see if he's done yet . EVERY SINGLE TIME he's looking at me like I'm not going to touch that with a 10 foot pole I have to work that day You're attempting to prove a facet of gender essentialism ? How do you know this " I cannot support Apple " .... Supports Microsoft . Can't tell if you're actually serious ... This sounds terrible and I'm not even a guy ... It's like having a dog and a chocolate fountain , all in one . Buy a domain , just not from godaddy , that company is evil . Alot of people think that cars with go faster stripes actually go faster R \ clopclop ... sure , willy wonka yummy chocolate chocolate yummy chocolate ~ ~ so much craving chocolate right now My mom's name is Bea , and my dad's is Sam . Thanks for responding even though I had an edit and told you I figured it out myself Wow , even the Thermaltake is listed as RP . 1,380 , 000.00 , which apparently is $ 1,380 , 000 . Just .... wow .... ( Mayhaps it was Wyman Manderly ? Nope , it was Illyrio . CoD teaches you what real world hacking is like , just like porn teaches you what real world sex is like ? Oh it's you again .... Please respect tables . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Hi ! May I purchase the Ebook directly rather than from Amazon ? Am from Singapore , can't seem to purchase it you could have user ur words ~ ! Sorry , I can never find the destruction of a ' 59 Bel-Air satisfying Combo breaker I didn't realise Rooney and RVP were so large I had a similar experience . All my boss's links were to granny porn I still dont understand how the part that cover your breast just doesnt slip to the side .... That baby is looking at that obeast like ( Very well done ! Those eye brows doe Adults movie . Banana hammocks . My dad got one as a gag gift for Christmas Do not look at the urban dictionary definition for zomp . Done and shoot , make it quick , simple . Then where do u live ? D'ya think just maybe / r / funny lacks ... a certain specificity that other people are looking for here , that your glib suggestion does not quite cover ? Not to mention that this calendar gets posted multiple times * * every week . * * I have spent the whole day on Reddit , Google + , and Google Music . What does he have some kind of unhealthy infatuation with dead deers ? But not Quite the opposite from my experience , usually / too high / Needs more The image file is just called " blonde female comedian " I sent mine out on the 7th December and estimated shipping is 2nd January ! Sorry Santee , but the UK to Mexico is a loong way to go ! ( But , to be fair , I did have to trawl through a lot of NSFW posts to find a decent gift idea amongst the vagine sea The people are wrong  Was the ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) really necessary ? Cry me a fucking river . Take me out to dinner at least before you mind fuck me ! ..... wait .... no never mind .. don't take me out to dinner Why is there no tactical rail on your redvines Frankly , if he OK'd * apatite of all things * * * Lol Sure , I'll be breeding at the meantime Complete with a Ganon Booty Bomb Side-B ... good Lord ... fucker got into foul trouble . 8 minutes and two assists MFW when watching this : I wanna be the little spoon Ye man . massive ping spikes . fps drop from 120 to 90ish . Hitching IS BACK . Shit's jerking at distance . 10/10 would install patch again green all be like ( This is how I started . My soap collection is getting big though . Sometimes you find methods in those github method source snippets that have methods coming " from nowhere " tho . It seems clear to me the problem is in the documentation and the fact that Ruby's structuring makes it impractical . Somehow the doc should ( re ) structured .. The current doc structure feels more appropriate for C languages or Java How is this NSFW ? ! ? It's about two inches long . Sorry about the bad pic . This thing really freaks me out . As a call center manager I see your on wrap up a lot I upvoted you for creative OC . Then I downvoted you for bitching out on the intense drum section . Yes , only your taxes . Where can I send my bill ? Lol , why couldn't cool shit like this happen when I lived in Altamonte Springs . They almost didn't . Got a lucky bounce off the skate . Nothing is free at Petco , they tried to sell me Ramshorns $ 1.50 each ლ ( If your sister doesn't want to eat gross looking good , she shouldn't be a vegetarian . Except chiropractors don't fix anything . I hope you like being compared to Sheldon from BBT by literally every new person you meet because it's a package deal ( Do you have Pick me I have done actual processor design . It's not fun to cheese certain fights , you paid twenty bucks ... why not play it . > " Every other Scottish Labour MP ..... was present . " It's Heaven backwards . The Storm 3 ! I don't like it too much , since some FA's actually use " people of size " unironically What a shitty thing to do Somehow it has 11 5star reviews on the eshop , with no bad reviews Regardless what the society norm about pedophilia , fucking underage girls is NOT right ! If some old dude in the overseas fucking your 9 yo daughter , come back here and tell me it's okay because it's their norm to fuck little girls ಠ_ಠ Stop it Jeez this must've been recorded with a potato I own 6 + and I have over 8 tabs open at once without a single reload , you sir are full of shit Oh yeah big time Yeah .... whatever you say There should be a little tag-looking thing next to the person's name ; click it . Paste the face into the " tag " field ( copy this one : Why would you switch ? I just watched that episode last night Midori has nothing to contribute to this argument , besides the This is not a theme park , this is a gun range with themed packages ... There's a vast difference . First time ? Really . Because I look like this Vechs is at 14 minutes well I can't really link it to you since of the rules but ... I'll gladly PM it too you ( What ? Psss I think the joke here is that he was the teacher 24,000 people disagree with you . He created an environment where some people believe this is acceptable behavior . False . Only Scion xBs can be called toasters I know we are commanded to turn the other cheek but I really want to find the people who start scams like this and knock their teeth out . Taking advantage of people who are in a vulnerable spot in their lives by telling them all their dreams will come true if they join your MLM is supervillain tier . reported for faking prices m8 FUCK MY FACE ( I ... uhm ... Too many damn Chargers fans here . Yes it came back curly the first time . Then when I lost it the second time from radiation it came back really fine and patchy Oh piss off , Royal . Yes curly the first time . Then when I lost it again it came back fine and patchy ! Yuck ! Are you actually that stupid ? Knew I shouldn't have decided to browse reddit whilst taking a dump My heart just broke into a million pieces watching this :( How do parents not see the dangers they're putting onto other people and their children by not vaccinating their children or themselves Wow .. Relevant username ┌ ( That belly This is not right Are you legally obligated to reply with But how do you sing " That guys from my city Meh I feel their sandwiches are way too small for what you pay .. I need two to fill up and thats $ 12 Same here . Very annoying and disappointing Thing is , he perpetuates it by always replying with Genre , mechanic , theme , whatever . Hope there's no lead in metal recasts . Le Fertilization OOC : And * why * , Nadia Play riven , leave and worth Yep that certainly is a man with chicken leg arms jerking off with a coat hanger . Cya tomorrow Internet . You know , his arguments went from " ok I will try to look into this , another Kashmiri's view on this ! yay ! " , to " Super active , super low daughter reporting in . My poor cervix and bladder :/ And she's head down because all her hiccups end up in my vag Do you have a bot set up to well that sucks ... i was hoping for her to go wild Trading 4 flashback gifts and 2 limited madden 25 gifts . Xbox One Not kill streak is win streak ..... Read again I know now a days they don't even know what IVs are . It's ridiculous ! If someone told me when I woke up today that I'd do a 10 - chain upvote ending with Dick Cheney ... " if it's one thing about Romo , he knows how to go down " Oh do you wana wana Got zero from him . That cost me $ 800 . I would cut a bitch Download the linked quote app , not a widget . I had this in my first pregnancy , and it's been getting worst with this one :( Nothing helped with # 1 , so I slept in our recliner . This time I can't They puked Trader Joe's on a cutting board . I'm with you - this is not impressive at all . Thanks so much an I'm very jealous School time Ahri Can't tell if tanking ... or a sleeper playoff team Man fuck these commentators hard . What do you mean this game had been , " all Arizona ? " Their FG was largely due to our mistakes Yep , and if there are too many between my legs , my ( coughs ) hooch hurts :/ One medium thickness works fine , but I can't for the life of me get the stabby , jabby pains in the hips themselves to stahp I think our D has gotten more 1st downs for Zona than they have How do you know i'm not already in Laos ? Best response in the thread ... Zero score . Makes sense ... * Farts * .... trying to keep up with the termites . I keep seeing these cases everywhere but have forgotten the name . Anybody know ? Are they nice ? Aren't they very customizable ? All of these questions ... I must know That hard drive bay at the bottom That was disturbingly specific ( Oh man , , im done , , too much sexiness Best hero in the game : Hill Giant ... I've been awake since 4:40 am . For once it wasn't hip pain or heartburn . I'll take it ! ! I did , however , have to pee and then belly dweller decided right then was a great time for barrel rolls as I was trying to get back to sleep . It's now 6am , and husband's alarm ( for work ... that he's off from for 2 weeks I forget Google Plus is there . I only have it to post YouTube comments . The moment I add one to my cart , it tries to sell me on little Anakin and Jar Jar Binks ornaments . I think it's an exaggeration and joke . I don't even know how you could I feel you on the SILs being bitches thingy ಠ_ಠ My older SIL is a selfish cunt . I've had to bend to their XMas ( and many other holidays ) will for almost 11 years ( thankfully my side has been flexible and moves our day around , but seriously ? ? ) . The one year I need them to come to me ( yay too pregnant My younger SIL is becoming older one's protege or something because she talks about being the cool , awesome aunt to her nieces , but can't be bothered to travel to us ... like ... ever Sorry for hijacking your rant . I'm just so very over my ILs Hi mama , we tried Ferber with our then 1 year old daughter . She is theeeee most stubborn shit The day before yesterday we started a whole new transition : her big-girl room with a new big bed :D I woke up around 3:30- 4am because preggers pee and she was crying . Ended up sleeping in there with her because she wanted to fuck around for an hour and a half Last night we let her cry for 5 minutes , put her back to bed , I ignored her ( sat on the side of said bed ) , and she rolled over and went to sleep in about 20 minutes . I've been awake since 4:40 am ( thanks belly dweller I have found a whopping total of 5 matches since launch If you are wondering if every Timberwolves game is like this , yes , they all are First kids finger is in the trigger I was doing a lot of Chiro ( twice / week ) and my benefits have run out :( We don't have extra money for me to go right now , and honestly , it wasn't helping for the night sleeping anyway . I did do a massage , but only some is covered , and again , money sucks Got an error message while ordering gifts on the marketplace . Emailed redditgifts support , they emailed back , I replied , and I still haven't received a reply ... Gilbert and Manziel Except for the fact that this is a dude . His crush may not even be gay or bi back , who knows . I don't think God would appreciate this But wait ... if it's 2019 that means it's only 5 years from now , which means there's essentially a 2 year old somewhere named Mudkipz . Why is she still living with you Breast feeding .. I'm male . Oh my ... How have they not accidentally killed each other yet WHAT DO YOU MEAN , STOPPED BELIEVING IN SANTA ? ! ? ! if you started reading them at the age of 5 that's like 333 books per year . 1.09 book per day . I was like oh it's just a splinter , bit of an annoyance , not really a big deal and then fuuuuuuu .... ლ ( What have you done . It never is It's possible lol ! Though we thankfully didn't have to move from where we were ( are ) , and just ended up tightening our budget even more . We were in a lawsuit when we let bro move in to help with those costs . He didn't even pay half of our rent , and no utilities . What we asked for basically covered the monthly cost of our lawsuit ( yay payment plan ) . When he wouldn't pay rent , it fucked us After being fucked by family * and * friends , we will never , ever let anyone move in with us again >:( When people can't grasp the basic concept of someone trying to help them , then they can live off someone else While your point is valid , what he is doing is also considered griefing so i mean Same . I actually didn't become a fan until Melee . Mainly because my older brother wouldn't let me play the 64 I should not have read that at 3 in the morning Good luck Yeah he is one of the bests main characters of the year imo , and maybe on the top 5 of all animes that i watched , I really liked how he is ( but nothing better than Okabe Nós te chamamos e voc ê est á quieto até agora . Nice email address you got there Good luck ! You monster . Here's hoping for some Christmas magic ! I hope the winner spreads the wealth ( but not by creating another crypto currency . Air Karate . It would be a holiday miracle But for some reason I can't move files to vlc or into any app . Working on my iPhone 8.1 . 1 but not on my iPad 8.1 . 2 Hopefully I win , one in 70000 chance ATM ^ It's her ! You are a stronger woman than I . I probably would be asking hubs to choose when it comes to that level of disrespect I don't like being chewed on Uh , no offence , but on what planet will a 5 year old be able to get a pomegranate juice stain out of a shirt that a parent will struggle to get out themselves I'm an idiot I knew I would regret this but still I opened it Cowboys fan cheering for the rockets Wish I could say the same for his younger daughter he allegedly violated ... You hijacked that from the previous comment before I was able to Midas whale . ಠ_ಠpay no attention my comment has already been posted Hahaha can't help that my body hates me damn illuminati poisoning our fluids Yes , I would like Where did you put that lump of coal again ? Oh right ... in the mail That there looks to me undoubtedly a trinket dropped by a hiker . Although it resembles an Anasazi petroglyph it's pretty crummy imho . Also , that perfectly drilled hole Or time for them to work my dick Interesting . I heard that they were suppose to be unlocked for everyone . I got all mine in game for the achievements but the select few that were part of pre-orders didn't show up on my list of skulls until the 19th , so I'm not quite sure what they actually meant . Cosdna shows that Nivea soft contains a lot of clogging ingredients . That being said , you never get a breakout ? I got this and loved the texture and scent even .. But I used it on my hands only .. Hmm .. I'll have to see about this . Poke poke poke poke story time ? ? So you're the guy that starts all this ! That's because the Browns are out of the playoff hunt Or no response at all . After a million Chatterwhites , I lost all taste to pay for any shader . Are you calling me a man ? But , the screen I'm watching this on is vertical . > Le Le Nay ( For a second I thought this was a reply to the ballgag comment and I just ..... How can a server look for people playing ? IRS here Get your ass to Mars and start the reactor , Quaid . Nyc has needed these for about 70 years . That phrasing Like your boyfriend , who is both pretty kickass here in this comment thread and also active over on / r / coontown So YOU'RE the guy that shoots his compound at the recurve only butts ! ಠ_ಠ Get your emojis out of here this is a dongerhood God dammit automod Why is he randomly recording a bunch of little kids ? Are they even going to clean up their mess so your house doesn't erupt into flames upon the smallest static shock But she's appeared topless / braless in so many films Ahhh cool it's going infinitely sma .... The problem is that the PLAYERS MET feature only shows 50 names - - and in just a half hour of playing GTA after these guys , that buffer was cleared out . I have the same problem Alright boys . We can only donate now if we abstain from sex for 12 months . Keep those peckers zipped away . Shouldn't be difficult .... " trying to cheer myself up by eating a mini-ice cream cone .. " No . That is a normal-sized drumstick . EXACTLY ! ! I hope hubs follows through on this . He doesn't want to exclude his family from every holiday / Birthday , but I'm not going to lie , I sure do You mean men of the sea ? One of those is a rim stripe ... It's k my dad is Kim Jong Un you he'll nuke North Korea If so I'm going to be dying at work tomorrow . It seems Walmart customers have been migrating to Target Terrible . I was comparing them to last weeks and they just bumped up the price and gave them a " 20 % discount . " It actually cost more than it did before Wish the MOD's would take more action against Stormfront sometimes * ( apart from being in item frames ) * ITT everyone disapproves everyone's strategy . This is really weird to read when your Name actually is Merlin ... I bet 5 $ you installed iGotYa :) that caus this . You have to restore no other way to fix this That insane match at SS was all Randy : the sick powerslam , the rko reversal of the punch or spear ( can't remember which ) , hangman ddt , all of the technical work . all the good stuff was all Randy , until the REIGHZ SAMOAN KICKED IN MAGGLE and it was just punch , punch , irish whip , corner clothesline , jumping clothesline , superman , weak spear . 1.2 . 3 . Randy dominated and Roman should have never kicked out of the reversal Rko ... IMO Yes , assault and domestic violence is * so * hot . I'm getting mixed feelings . Giving fate and ngnl a 10 though , shit mang God dang it man I actually took you seriously . I'm tired . Sorry That looks fowl .. Well OP . . . Mine started with a 5SFE , autocrossed it a bunch , the original motor blew up a week after I bought it . > I can't believe that those who would frequent a subreddit called limpwrist ( but insist they aren't against gays in their sidebar this subreddit's rules literally states : no streams , unless for an event Yeah ... Getting 26 " carbon wheels will be the best bang for your buck ! Two or three isolated incidents shouldn't damn the masses . Idiot . The University of Texas will be along soon to either collect payment or issue a cease and desist . Give us a chance again and we * * will * * kill them ノ ( Man , you must have it * so * rough ... HE talked like a deutschbag first ! Yes , and it's a bad way to start off a new year . I almost lost my grandpa last week . While I'm glad he is home now , and I gave him a couple gifts early , I almost had to give him an enema tonight Stop that ... What tag ? What did you notice ? I have no idea what you're talking about He's leaving on vacation with her brother tomorrow for two weeks , but first driving four hours to visit her aunt and uncle . Your son is staring into my soul . Make him stop ( 4 hasheem blocks No , you leave it right there ( Had no idea there was a whole genre dedicated to that . You had me until there was pasta in the sink You have a weird way to feed chickens , man ( That makes people like me feel great . I wish people up here were that friendly Maybe . Maybe she wants another tip . No No no - I hate that one These passive-aggressive attacks on fanbases are getting really annoying and making me enjoy this sub less and less . Whatever she's doing , it's not dancing They're engaged . Where was this when I took physics My iron levels have been checked twice in the last month . I haven't been told I have anemia , but I'm sure it wouldn't have helped much if I did 100 % melee damage ( If it helps to know , I see my MIL maybe once a month ( will be scrimping that down shortly ) , and even then I can only take her in small doses . She's not sanctimonious or anything , but her level of sarcasm regularly gets on my nerves What is it about kids napping better when working parent is home If it helps to know , my husband is in a higher tax bracket . As a result , between that and daycare , I'd MAYBE bring in 1/4 of my earnings , but very likely ... None at all My D rose I cracked up until I read " only does about one nights real work a year " . What're you doing commenting on a week old post cant tell if / s or not First world problems . Rekt ... but well u got free money so worth it ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It least your 2 yo will watch TV But that's not deli meat ! / s Been followong the competitive scene since season 2 . Got 3/40 Those other two wine glasses couldn't possibly belong to the newly engaged couple .... Well , you wouldn't have this problem if you had backed up your son It's it a boy or girl ? This post tho Oh I know it wasn't , mine was never under the assumption you were serious at all .... actually I didn't even notice how the beginning of mine was exactly identical to yours ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ If you don't finish the job father I will . ಠ_ಠ Then the steering wheel buttons wouldn't do anything The monitors in one of the computer labs at my school are all on 59.9 hz . At least for that manass . I went to Ikea today Splinters . They should worry about splinters ! HCJohnson : A family company . I'm trying to picture that ... What is it with uncompromising bitch SILs for anything over the holidays ? ! He has one foot behind the other and not to his side ? I've been a miserable ball for a while now , and having a ' fight ' with my ILs over secret Santa and logistics have now pushed my * give a fuck * factor to zero about all holidays and Birthdays after this XMas . Everyone can come to us . I'm sick and tired of catering to ungrateful ppl who can't be bothered to compromise OR who change plans without so much as asking our thoughts on the subject whats wrong with motor t Can I have I lol'd harder ( I have already been there Sex . That's my present for everything ... My wife may leave me So does mine . What is with wives and these no dating other women rules ? no they like it there . they keep repopulating ( What is this secret cologne-deodorant combo NO ONE GIVES A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT DICK GREGORY Awesome art . Too many panty shots . Look at toy Bonnie . He has skin ? Don't you mean Whitney Houston ? yeah this is a really nice gif ... wonder where he got it ! That's not how mosquito repellent vaporizers work ... You would be surprised Good job . The hard part would be keeping the weight off . You challenge has just begun . Nice pic btw He man . It's just a mock-up . Are you sure you didn't scan your asshole ? Because that face looks like an anus . And it's leaking ... I was thinking " Desolation of Smaug " until the last line . How many updates do I have to install to play a single fucking game But was kaep black enough for Harbaugh ? More on that next at 11 . Awesome ... Yeah , Merry Christmas to you too ... And a YouTube comment . When he just flew off I was sitting here like Wow , my mom said pretty much that when I told her ... we're not even a Christian Brb gonna go check the ornaments for demon elf eggs Glorious , I got something other than a Spoiled little shit I just have huge hands . I have really long fingers and really big palms , I will admit the picture makes them look weird . Could you be any more vague ? The fact that this is supposed to be Zaytsev's actual weapon makes it freaking sweet in my opinion . Truly old-school tech from a legend in sniping . It even makes sense now why it's considered a primary weapon , is bolt action , and uses iron sights . If only the perk worked as well as it did for its original owner . Nice , I'm surprised my family hasn't gotten that for me . Hell , last Monday my coworker comes in and says " so we went to the Children's Theater and saw ' How the Grinch Stole Christmas ' . The whole time I kept thinking how similar you and the grinch are ! " But why are the holes not centered daughter of your own mother in law ? praise it Not if he's on Playstation . Nice try , Sony marketing team . I hate you she's also rika from higurashi They probably lied and said you fixed it ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ lol ? There is nothing funny about raping a little girl . But is he going to smoke that dank or not ? This is a very good question ! I play on Kel ' Thuzad so it's a ton of alliance . Most balanced world pvp is any pvp server there is no one good server for it . Right now just do asaran that's the best you can get right now . I'm going to get hate I got a Tyreek Hill " the return " shirt . Turns out my mom bought it before he beat his pregnant girlfriend ... I have a predicament ... I've heard of that movie , and how fucked yo it is . Seems pretty morbid for a Christmas gift All I have is hope , but I want snow . Pls link , my penis will thank you don't you dare ! How is this different from bucket sort ? That was a list . dang you reddit I wonder why this exists ... Suppose I should also note we bought it two years ago and never intended it to be a monitor .... ? * * * GASP * * * you ... You didn't ... you didn't reply with " So did I Thanks , Having an existential crisis rn , never new a sequel of something so good can be so mindbreakingly horrible If they're my top friends they've already seen it Unfortunately ? Haha so true Breast feeding makes your boobs look photoshopped Her catfish bod goes well with her real life penis Hehe my brother in law just bought his wife an apple peeler . I'm still laughing at his arse ! No Land Beyond :-D That is not really anarchy tho Why ? Our Lord , Cory . YOU have to pay more to pick it up ? ! Lol what'd you do to get blocked ? JoJo is the only correct answer Oh look , Krista is replacing Armin again ... Wait , so he spouts that body size is genetic , but tells you that you can " just eat more " so you can be " curvy " .......... he just insulted you , told you he wasn't insulting you because it was genetic , and then told you that you could " just eat more " to be less skinny ... and he thought this would somehow get him laid . Wow , I'm glad my father's first thought when he was going to have a daughter was " yay ! " instead of " oh god but what will she do with her vagina ? " Dont remember hin Name Glad you didn't go with the alternative solution ˆ ( Merry fucking Christmas . Some of us have bills to pay reddit . Are you a mod ? > I couldn't not make it down without falling . Seriously , I've been trying to log into my xbox live account to deactivate it but unfortunately I dot have access to the email account I made in 6th grade any longer . Yes . Somebody was all Crazy Crinklecrash . Yeah . Apparently Sento-bum wasn't too lewd for them I've been meaning to inquire if you own the WarlizardGamingForum why your public activity there is miniscule to your activity on / r / Where can I buy that beard ? ! ( Too many selfies apparently . Those aren't the only things up ... Oh Smilesbot , y u so Kawaii That dot is so fucking hard to press on mobile Me too No tablet access Double surprise , Editingandlayout commenting on warlizard's Midrange shot You can't show us a certification letter ? Am 26 and nobody got me a gift Huh , I guess that's true . I have a habit of using dude and bro ( although not dudebro Fuck that ᕕ ( " Trans Puppy " No . They mention it because it's men doing the killing . All the fucking time . Pointer finger on W .... None high but my gf will quickly slither her tongue mid sentence to fuck with me and I'll be like watthehellllwassthat I remember getting a silencer for my primaries when I was about level 10 and thinking nothing of it . Then infamy came around and never found one since .... never again 6 toons no upgrades my record as well , how do u get the duck hunt stage ? i read somewhere u had to knock one mii off in cruel smash and i did but no stage I think it was at 36 or 37 weeks with my first that I was 100 % effaced and only 1cm dilated . I gave birth at 39 weeks and only because my water broke . I stayed at 1cm forever " Jabba the slut " Have you considered hiring a bot to write your " I see what you did there Should have asked if he had " prolaps anal " Every time , without fail when you comment someone will ask if you're the guy from the forums and every time , without fail you reply with Yeah , but R is also a model for PA , isn't it ? Anyway , I have troubles understanding OPs reasoning on the matter Those parking lots are awful and really take away from the otherwise beautiful landscape of the area . It's screwed up when you think about it : the entire purpose of Union Station is to be a central transportation hub for buses , commuter rail , streetcars , and subway . Then congress decided their staff are too good for public transit and should be able to conveniently park their private automobiles * right outside * Union Station . Honestly if he's smart he wrote a simple bot to do it . There's a handy dandy Python library that could easily check a specific users comments for replies that contain " Are you from the Warlizard gaming forums " ( with a few permutations ) , and reply back " Yeah wow , SO nerdy GTFO ! He's ours ! No one can have him ! I just got a Mini 1 . " Mommy Juice " ? no , what ? ... I don't understand Also if he uses AlienBlue there is literally a button for that particular face Bloody hell . I used text edit to alter the . crt ( or whatever it was called ) for each one . Wait ... that ain't Rick Berman " ... a tension started to grow in the car . " OP asks for not complicated . / u / octopodesrex suggests 3.5 . Imagine if one of those fuckers got stuck in there with you … Esamire is unlocked . We democratically turned that down unfortunately . " Ebony Flatulence Fever " When's Half-Life 3 coming out ? What in the actual fuck did I just see ! But , that makes no sense ;) having been inside everything but 6 / + if it takes you as long to change the screen on a 5 / s as it does a 4 / s something is wrong This sounds on or near dishonest / dishonorable behavior . On a scale of 1 to Edge of the universe , how high are you ? Dude , this is NSFL I don't think I'll ever be able to eat poultry again . Wait , are you Warlizard who created a meme through your friends asking you if you're Warlizard from the Warlizard gaming forums and set a record for the most karma earned by replying Sounds about right . I started coughing as well today . Well it was nice knowing you guys ... Dude , the fuck . Crust ? What the fuck It did Actual Japs ? Why did you click ? Why did I click ? There are two guys that walk around that area . I had one in my carport looking around . I came outside and he asked if I needed my driveway cleared . I see them around massy to ferry . I banish this joke back to 2009 where it belongs . I like Cookies too , you sick fuck Grey Goose Greg .. he gets them drunk , then takes them home . Just saw this at 2:00 am and I'm starving I just want to know why this happens so often ... how can so many people have hot dogs and sliced cheese sitting around , but nothing else . Hotdogs aren't especially cheap or delicious , yet this exact sad-sandwich is posted almost daily You deleted your comment Good to know . ... Or you have really large hands NOT EVEN ONCE . I want 50 Shades of Grey animated Can you not link Cease and * assist * ? How you know what a bag o dicks taste ? Fucking . God . Dammit . But it has state taxes Why don't you have a seat over there ? nerd advice You seriously created an account to make this post Already have that . One day , when I have time , I have a scrap book that I started with my first . I haven't been able to do much with it since she arrived ... .... almost two years ago And ... he deleted it . Bongbon shud go thats not a stout ! I have a question ! so i've been reading Injustice Series by Tom Taylor . I purchased and read vol 1 and 2 ( around 200 pages each vol ) . since Vol 3 wasnt out yet , i assumed that vol 1 and 2 means year 1 and 2 and went ahead and read # 1 to #13 of Year Three ( pre ordered #14 ) . Somehow I feel like i've missed out on some stuff [ srs ] are all those shadows in the front MAC shadows ? There's like $ 2,000 worth of makeup in this pic holy crap 34 + 3 and I've had enough Ok Matey I'll be inviting you when the time comes . May the force be with us guardian I tagged you as Mr wiener how the fuck .... I tagged you wizard That's my gf you're describing Better TNT , enchanting , better zombie API and Creeper API , More commands , etc ... What about the black ops ? I tagged you as Jeff goldbulm Just so we didn't have to hear about the damn curse being broken by the fucking Panthers . Me too . Came here to post it as my wife and I are currently binge watching it - and I was disappointed it was so far down here , and not on its * * own * * posting . Rather in a list with a bunch of other stuff . I'm just under 200 days old and have 12.6 k My father came down from Pittsburgh and I was making chili , cut me some slack Well i appreciate the disclosure basically everything , reguardless of topic , has been getting downvoted lately I tagged you as the fappening In OP's defense I'd probably click the first link Had there been no cheese techniques like Red Starwhip and Grace , and we were to take on the super bosses " normally " , I'd imagine the SS mages are still going to help significantly - - well , except for Odin ... Odin was intentionally to troll the mages Yes because going from 8 to 13 in the draft was exactly what we needed . Everyone is being trolled . I'm 100 % sure she needs to sign an agreement to being filmed and broadcasted . The real question is , if she didn't want to be on TV , then why did she sign it ? The reason , it's fucking TV . It's just a show for your entertainment . Don't believe anything on it . Arashi just Fucking Frank McCourt Midori is kind of apparently adam was * very * friendly with the animals , especially with that lamb Aren't sequels like X - 2 , XIII - 2 and Lightning Returns part of the main series ? It's not * spam * when it's good content like this . Whoa . Do not watch to the end . Cannot be unseen . I don't have enough Why not just go there and use that money to relax , and just date ? Hang out for a couple months , then maybe you could have a real relationship without the awkwardness of some stranger who you know probably doesn't love you . Blatant middle class appeasement . But I thought he was meeting Oakland this morning ? Killswitch Engage * Holy fuck I love science talk Yes , because nobody in the history of never has ever said something out of frustration . Because these random snapshots of us blowing off steam are obviously the totality of our lives with our children . I thought you died from kitten suffocation .. Turkish Airlines seems to magically minimise the amount of legroom available . I was flying to Madrid with a layover in Istanbul . The flight to Istanbul had a decent amount of legroom , which gave me hope that the Istanbul-Madrid flight would be the same . Nope , I spent that flight with one knee scrunched painfully into the seat ahead of me , and one leg jutting awkwardly out into the aisle . I'm 5 foot 10 , so not unreasonably tall either . " Better yet " Just show up uninvited Ano Potato But you did MOVE TO CANADA ... So ~ ~ No you didn't . So still uncool of you . ~ ~ Chinese cartoons Oh he's running baby . Prepare to hear all about Bill and Monica . And somehow how that applies to Hillary . And shit talking on healthcare . Fuck the Bush family . Fuck them to poverty and beyond . ~ ~ Aquele momento em que voc ê realiza que bem todo mundo mora em uma cidade gigantesca e extremamente plural . A gf Easy ? She was just asserting her dominance over you . Apparently she succeeded ! I'd like to think I'm a very civil and respectful person but if someone insults and / or resorts to violence against my family ... Then the gloves are off , you should had beaten the shit out of this prick . In my eyes that was your only fuck up ! Thrash is exactly the ability I was thinking of when I said that . What about women who aren't married or even men who have hyphenated last names . In that scenario you have to assume that their mother was a So * that's * how we ended up with oil and no water ... ... how did you prove it Very interesting and helpful , although now I'm worried that I picked Korean as my first language to study because it's apparently one of the hardest Did he just ask me out ? Would you really want Rusez and Ziggler naked , together ? We will never know what does his teacher call him That's exactly what I did when I was writing it Boy , good thing we've got people like you around to check the facts and do the research ... First time I played CQB I wore a mesh lower . Got friendly fire to the bridge of my nose from 20 meters . Still bled I can do this forever . Trust me . I had some slim hope that they would man up and put someone on the show that would do actual interviews instead of the underhanded softball pitches that David Gregory loved to throw . Then they put Chuck Todd in there ...... Oh , thanks for rubbing it in , * bot * . Oh great , yet another browser I'll have to code for . This plan is fantastic ! It's gonna go really well with my 6 Garen skins No love for Tia ? > champions The thing I find very sad in all of this is the lack of sponsorship ... We have how many millionaires / big businesses and not one can shell out some cash ? What the hell did she do with her hair . Thank you . But I'd still stare . I don't care if they are 15 . I would not want to shine that through my tits I remember seeing the first part of the video in Zoobooks commercials back in the day , I never knew what happened in the second part . Why isn't this the status effect for being cursed ? It's £ 5.18 per gallon over here in the UK which is 8.05 USD . Instead of death killing people , it's an angel saving people in equally amazing ways ... That angel ? ... Kirk Cameron . Last week I got Obsidian Mind . I don't have a warlock . Can she feel it ? Maybe she can't feel it . Your snake has a tinder ? Wtf ? You look malnourished ... Your username tells us something different ! I just checked my best buy in New Hartford NY and they only ever got Luigi Be okay with that character possibly dying and having to re-roll . It's sad the first couple times but you get used to it .. I swear ... Your double flair ... That must mean my almost 2 year old daughter is a boy I didn't see the NSFW tag and just had big ass boobs appear on my screen while an elderly lady was looking over my shoulder . Time to add another layer of bread power to the people ┌ ( I'd have gotten knifed in the blink of an eye in that situation Don't try to * honeypot * me for karma SOB , that's what I am doing . haha . Yeah , I'm really tired of seeing LoL posts on r / all . I'll even downvote myself now . Thanks Yes ! My mom taught me this trick .... I would be fine with taking a couple weeks off of sales of it meant having some actually decent ones . I've only bought one game this whole month on sale . Last year was like ... well , Christmas Can't tell if also joke or not That looks like a bulging camel toe Maybe they had extra Elixir to burn ? Slideshow garbage . Full raid Gear for warlock , le shit happend faec Not Earl Grey ? That's all of reddit I was on Pitocin and an Epi and didn't puke but no one let me eat , not even jello Hey ! Aren't you the I have the lg g3 and before I got a custom ROM it would do this all the time That's funny . Are you sure you didn't get it confiscated at the AT & T store About the hair thing , my girl better be coming out with a long , long , LONG Rapunzelesk ponytail because my heartburn is 3 times worst with this daughter than with my first daughter :/ I'm miserable O que o senhor andou fumando ? Oh i'm sorry , I must have missed your post in this thread about your controller setup and how it changed the world . Wait ... You didn't post about it either ... Tfw when DP is 8 years old . The first comment on the dA page , though ... " Sorry , but this is ugly . " Something broke . Now I can't hear it I read that as a whole chicken , I was like fuck that's a big nem luckily for her there are such people like the doctor who treated her in this world " handicap wheelchair polio " Yes , please ... why don't we move his head / neck around some more in order to see if he is ok from the concrete swan dive . I followed him around asking the question for a solid 3 weeks on an old account . Oh how I miss the glory days . oh god i agree with a bears fan I got angry just reading that shit … Renounce Arthur as king and swear fealty to Mordred and I'll gild him for you I have friends , some of whom I've known for over 5 years , but I don't have any friends I'm close with . I wish I could find motivation within myself , but without feeling wanted it's difficult to see positively . That is very true , but dancing alone is simi-awkward How do u not get disconnected from EA even just once ? Down vote for you " Appears to be " instead of " is " Y'all wouldn't have wiped if you hadn't just stared at the oversoul OP ... What are you preparing for ? You're always " preparing " ! Just go ! If you're going to edit I'm not going to play . I'll take my - 1 damage would heal the enemies wouldn't it ... I thought you were an oak from a popular tree forum ... What book is this from ? Need to check this out later No you're right . His word does not fit . Am I the only one who noticed it's called iPhuc ? I would take a guess at saying most real trans people deplore most tumblr special snowflakes for using them as a shield for their bat shit crazy . Handy ... I see what you did there The simplest fix to me is to add a threshold to system authority NPCs that acts as a " buffer " for impacts over a short period of time . A once off grazed shield results in a merry " tsk tsk " from the NPC and everyone is back to pew pewing each other . Two hits , say within a few seconds , results in a If you can tackle , she won't be able run away . One can tell from your reply that you're not knowledgeable enough to work anywhere but a shop floor .. That we then eat True that . I've always wanted to try this game out , but ~ ~ none of my friends like board games ~ ~ I don't have any friends . AAAAAAND Rosalina is sold out I am a muslim and this hurts my head . Agoos was a fucking nightmare . I'm going to a swanky bar in a big city after being roped into it by friends . Better yet , it's one of the top communities . wait fuck you No , of * course * it couldn't be viewed that way at all . Why in the * world * would anyone on the internet , of all places , * ever * misinterpret something in a way that reinforces pre-existing hatred and makes it even worse ? Not the way I would want to die ; having my body / organs sprayed across a room like it was a painting board Nice wings . They prefer the term " Oriental " , moran . ... I'm not sure If I should put ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) or Ketchup chips or All Dressed . So he's bothered by the blue arms ... but has no problem with Skylanders ( which redesigned Spyro ) . EDIT : ಠ_ಠ_ * second * ? You were bowling and he wanted you to go out into the car ? Unless your town has some law prohibiting breastfeeding in public I would have just done it right then and there . If they were uncomfortable with it , they shouldn't have gone bowling with a breastfeeding mom . Your husband is being ridiculous . Nazis : They make the brigades run on time . Are you a vampire , OP ? I can't see your reflection in that mixing bowl ... Although he frequently fails to back up Scotty . But the mods are too busy being Hitler This is my son if he doesn't take a nap , the longer he says up the dumber and less coherent he gets . Two percent tax-free dividends are decent these days Sounds like my company , where " people skills " get you ahead ... * while the company falls behind * Ooh damn Good line . iPhone 4 They're not the same person that was durant coming off of an injury ? ... I give up , gonna go to bed and put it on tomorrow ( Ow my brain How fucking pathetic can this get ? This is not what I expected of my county . This is just an immature and offensive reaction from the right . I feel as if you went through all this trouble just to tell me the Gophers blow Yeah that was pretty nasty . It didn't even see the workers wearing any gloves Way to shit on everyone's Mars parade bro . You're not my ex . Wart treatment I meant in Japan ( 31 here ) I call it the " Interrogation " . Everytime I go to visit the family for the holidays , we eat , laugh , drink and then they nicely catch me in kitchen when I'm going for 2nds - - " SO , SandmanGA , who are you dating ? Why are you not dating ? Are you gay ? When you gonna settle down and have kids and get married ? " Getting stomped and kicked upon is NOT the way I want to bring in the new year I see nothing odd about philosophical cats , Varric . Literally everybody ? " Account is 10 days old " " OnthefarWind has no life " Last time I drove whilst that lit up , I blew a . 11 and had to take stupid classes to get my license back ... Almost mate . He didn't weld over all the holes . He only welded the wire one and decided to give up don't want to hurt feelings now would we It was actually 1990 ..... Against the Oilers ( remember them ? ) Well thanks or whatever , kind stranger . Glad to know you found what I said hilarious . I see what you did there . Wait what ! Her shoes fell off Wow ... What ? I would kill to have the battery life of my 2002 Nokia When a 62 mph truck tries to pass a 58 mph truck on the 5 . You're saying that you see television advertisements for Quibids.com ? Wow . They must be doing pretty well . Or they are extra scammy . You just made my wife cringe . * Everyone * I play with would do that . The only Top list that matter . Hopefully 2015 could give us amazing bath scenes . I remember watching the Kill la Kill bath scene and the reaction the anime community had . Some were like Indeed . He wasn't The high score on it was only 36 I scrolled all the way down to see if OP was continuously downvoted and wasn't disappointed . That poor board , that * poor poor * board I thought you were joking And the $ 2 coin is called a Toonie , after the Polar Bear ... Oh , I'm not savvy on the egrip :/ sucks u gotta buy something extra to heat ur coils with He didn't die Frustrating people who can't afford that nib ? Your username in this context ... Yes , this is cake How do you get a rocket launcher out of boots ? If only we knew the story . I HAVE TO KNOW 2 more should be enough . And 1 movie about shaw and root for the fans Oh oh oh , pick me ! Pick me ! ! 31 hours on Pitocin , about 29 on the epidural , ice chips only ... after being told I could eat on our hospital tour It doesn't remind you of Basileus tōn Basile ōn ? I can't tell if this is a joke or not I agree 100 % mate . His post was grade A + + + material . But after that I was hoping to see some skulls being bashed in . It's part of the reason I come here The fuck He looks like the " Respect tables " guy ! ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Ms . Fijiwiji . That's gonna stay blue ... ... and weekends . Did you have a family murdered and a 17 year old poisoned ? Then it wasn't a wedding . Never cross the streams ! Wow , they weren't kidding when they said " Ant-sized " ... Also that laugh at the end ... As a 97 % loaded preggo gamer , this better not be true after everything the midwife's told me ! I didn't hear one either .... Now I can't stop humming it . Thanks a lot ! U mean camping .... But be honest with yourself , the gods of running will smite you if you try to cheat Wow an hour ? ? Cool but Nope . Of course it is Straya , and of course it happened in some bloke's garden . I'd take a look at your case but it's kept near the snarling guard dogs with the other misdemeanors . Michael , no . Why does this read as an ad ? All respect lost Got an icepack ? I've had to sit on one on and off again for weeks now :/ I'm 35 weeks , and my vag / pubic bone are my own worst enemy I'll keep my eye on you I'm a straight woman and my first thought was " oh man she didn't even get naked . " You can either ask nicely multiple times for them to have better control or you can make snarky remarks . Neither of them work though . ლ ( Removed . Rip 8 $ . Don't let your facts get in the way ! I think it's funny the garden of Eden film was shot in Hawaii .... especially after ol joe claimed it was in Missouri .... Cracker Jack degree FTW Hahaha that makes a lot more sense ! When I first saw the name , I was like Probably wanna edit out the email address ... Jaja . Mas te vale I guess I'm one of the lucky ones . Tuition is less for Canadian medical schools I believe . Lol op must be a reposter He won't I had the Hornets at 3 . This is why I stick to / r / Hamilton The shrek at the end I'm a Casual Casanova Loli Master ? They spelled " weight " as " wait " in that article . We all know you killed TownDrunk Heh , " used to " ... * And with the Naruto picture beside it ... I just don't know , man Am I reading this correctly ? Did Sally support Biff's baby with another woman ? This seems to think I have a son . Dude be careful what if you get Toxoplasma gondii in yo brain Jokes on Dany . She never knew what Rhaegar looked like . What really happened re : vision was Dany tripping on some love potion no . 9 Quaithe gave her & Euron " appearing " to her . Why am I stupid enough to think of " Below than average " but not " Better than average " ? At first I was like Yeah i noticed it right away . What is that , campaign FOV ? Sorry , I thought [ Mini-Store ] would be okay to :D Yes , I am speaking to a bot Yeah . You had to reach rank 2 I think . That cloak was the ONLY reason I would sit in the divide to headshot 200 fallen every day Oh ... You clearly missed the / s or don't know what / s means . It was supposed to be sarcastic ... There is * definitely * a difference in trying to sleep in pain and trying to sleep with a tiny human who needs you . Besides , if pregnant women could ' bank ' our sleep we would * still * get screwed You started your search at midnight ... I'm assuming you must've found what you were looking for around 5 , > I have my eye on you now That's what we have researched I don't have one ... Add in decaying bird head to the cycle No . The people of this sub . And since they switched they haven't lost They didn't want to paint his armpits , but they painted his dick ... I could read it through the thumbnail Ok I need to know something from all you veteran redditors . Is there place on reddit where I can view all posts in which the OP or commenters received gold regardless of their subreddit ? You don't bring your phone to the toilet with you ? * * Dude Am I the only one seeing the face in the middle ? Interesting when my friend is hitting me non stop with the chair in the game I can do the same thing to him but in real life One loan to pay them all ... Gruden : " I can't say no to Cam Newton " Maybe he never had a snickers when he was in college , but then he went pro / ate snickers and showed his true self I don't know about you but I try not to forget my wallet Ah , yes , the stereotypical " Asian accent " ... Commentators on TVA Sports are so incredibly biased it's not funny anymore . Subban taunts Downie and Félix Séguin says " Downie wants so start something with Subban ; you understand why he's a little pest " etc . Good thing I was on the toilet because " holy fucking shit " where is this from Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't with the relic . I don't understand . I have that lamp But ... but ... Lemonparty.org in the last pic Now c'mon guys , she probably has a thyroid condition That happened to me ... Still waiting on the drawing . Hate when the lobbies full and then drops someone ..... then wait for 5 hours Haha , yeah ... Wallpaper ... I have a friend who fights with her husband constantly . She nags to death and yells and gets upset over the smallest things , and he throws things when he's mad at her or if they're out somewhere he will leave her and come back for her 20 minutes later . It's so toxic . She constantly tells me , " We fight all the time , that's just our thing , that's our dynamic . " Sounds like he loves animals too Rioters are always watching No , if she was real , her face wouldn't look like that . Now it makes two of us Yes .... Yes I am Nether Drakes , Proto-Drakes , Stone Drakes , Cloud Serpents , Wolves . I want this type of love . What the fuck is wrong with me ? I could be wrong as I haven't tried it but I would much rather be wrong and save 60K No , the 22 wasn't sat next to me , I never said that , I said the user who commented was sat next to me okay , seriously , whoever stocked the jam in the fruits and veggies section just admit it already . that'd be me . gotta leave the city to make those home depot runs sometimes You bastard What episode is them kissing in the weeding dress in ? ? ? I've watched the whole thing , didn't see this ... Coquelin is like a new signing ! ( ┛ this Quinn guy is getting on my nerves with those pesky interceptions You're getting some sort of sick pleasure out of this post , aren't you ? I THOUGHT YOU GOT YOUR JUMPS BACK AFTER YOU GOT HIT . WHY DO MINE KEEP DISAPPEARING WHEN I AM WAY OFF STAGE ? I GOT HIT AND NOW I CANT MAKE IT BACK ON STAGE I really like your lockscreen whAt tweaks did you use ? There was an 8 year old girl in my neighborhood eating a block of cheese like that while riding her bike . I looked in her handlebar basket . She was chasing that cheese with a can of Slimfast . Nah he's not that cool So when were the capitalist classes overthrown ? The largest businesses which make profit , rent and interest are owned by the capitalist classes , what are you talking about ? I'm waiting for somebody to up this with a grizzly bear . ...... why do you need to know this information ? OK , you won the bundle of skins . Congrats . Also , decent taste in ... Anime ? Or manga ? / r / SubtleNudity does not approve ..... Damn Weird , am staying in machu Picchu today , just saw this ... Just had to sneak that shaft in there , didn't you Rust has no image other than the game logo . I have FB friends who forgot mine as well . People I make the effort to give Bday wishes to every year , but the people I know and care for actually remembered and texted or called me . My SILs didn't even say anything to me , so I won't wish them dick all either Oh geez .. I'm on episode 65 , a little after the start of the Greed Island arc . How far until I'm hit with the feels ? ... yet ? Dat Username .. She looks high as a kite So beating all the dungeons within 1000 blocks in the twilight wasn't enough I love the use of the word shit in their * * marketing * * commercial . Hey aren't you that guy from the And here I was debating between future bass and house . It's untz ┌ ( There is no such thing as " implied consent " I'd love to buy it ! Can you hold it for me for , say , two days ? I'm still waiting to receive my new debit card in the mail after having it stolen I was gong to ask if you planned on cheeseing . I do not cheese . I see by your GT we are not meant to be . Carry on . I think this is the only image I've ever seen of a first stage actually falling back to Earth except for SpaceX's videos . It's interesting that it's falling nearly vertically . Love those big orange NO2 clouds billowing from the oxidizer tank while people are just milling about and climbing on the engines . ^ ^ \ o / Why the FUCK did you have to say it like that ? ? Peer pressure ? " Converted " to being gay by the " gay atmosphere of the sub " ? What ? He's a North Korean sleeper agent ! ! ! Because it's easier to kill wizards with Shoulder charge than to do any hunter eries bounty ever This is the cat flossing video isnt it ? ISNT IT ? I said ring beaRER ! At first I was like , oh , no big deal ! But if those texts were serious , then that's a bit / u / DammitDan But but , screen size ≠ resolution ... I always pick her for Robb in Crusader Kings 2 : game of thrones mod . She is much better suited as Robb's wife than as Brans companion . Unfortunately the president couldn't be here today but I speak on his behalf when I say Don't worry we already are W ︵ M ノ ( Yeah add it around there but not too much because it'll make the skin around your nose dry , so hard being a woman Hell , I wont play things like Yasuo because his Ulti is almost impossible to use . Just too small a window while mashing R typically wont get it off in time . Last hitting is a nightmare too . Judge minion damage on when it should have been cast and not when I see it . That's like computer abuse man > And anybody who includes a raw newline in the middle of a CSV value deserves whatever they get . Holy shit . I really can't wait for this lady staying with us to leave . She seriously takes the NASTIEST poos . They smell so wretched , I actually have to try and not breathe when I'm in the toilet ... Either that or I breathe into my clothes . I nearly vomit everytime It seems like at this point you must have a key assigned to : Sounds fun , looks like it will be a cool 38 degrees Those monsters my group is working on it ! just need to figure out how to dps sins faster ... maybe we should die less to divebombs ? You sound crazy . At this point , I'm starting to think the arsehole is the lucky one in this situation Pregnancy . * * I don't really like the 49ers ( Wildcard game which had more than a few questionable calls Ey man , he owned up to it , he's got my upvote , even in his OP . Better move that glass or you're gonna flick it off the table re : the duet … he actually says , " I love crazy ! " The autistic guy who ran away from his group home is the one you're calling " one less piece of shit " . Well , now the " too many Targ " complaints don't have legs . School Days But hot nurses get to see your ass ! Inside and out baby . But I've had 5 colonoscopies and 2 flex sigs . Eventually you just go in and get it over with . Now I get them every 2 years . maybe . Read this as " thick ass-brows " and was like How nice of them to accommodate That's about what I expected This mess with our tank job though . What a mistake .... I guess everyone needs a blemish on there carrier How do you think that goo got there ? Why didn't I think of that . They used the douche from disturbed as the head model ? This worries me regarding those amiibo orders I made on Entertainment Earth awhile back . They've been on backorder and I'm scared of the order being cancelled . I found a Little Mac once in person and his leg was broken off Don't be . I work two jobs , lol . I work 8: 00AM - 10:30 pm everyday . And I've somehow managed to find time to go to the gym , eat right and maintain a ( somewhat normal ) social life ... and when people say my generation is lazy , I'm like ... What the hell is that subreddit Maybe someone is downloading the map ? and then you end up on the weird side of youtube Like that date that ends with sex on the beach in a cardboard box with a 16 year old " you saw nothing " Not Jewish . In fact coming from a Muslim middle eastern country it is old have been more in our favor Ignore this comment Good to hear the creator is aware of the problem . In my recent bot match , I witnessed Vinnie going 1 on 1 with Derpl all kamikaze-like even though he was low on health . That's probably one of the reasons he's such a feeder The buds look like something you'd find from a hobby grower ! But if you say so No problem . Are you waiting for a PC release or just not into GTA ? With a game that good I have to know , what's your excuse ? ! The Cyrillic alphabet was never really hard for me , but all the cases in Russian ... Another bumper adding to this conversation . I'm now 35 weeks but around last week , belly dweller has been doing this too . It's not hiccups , it's not her rolling ( ya , those I can feel Hmmm I wonder if it was you Got the colors right and then I see Hull city really nigga That explanation was terrible . 97 days . I hate people with fruit trees , always trying to unload their old fruit on me .. Any job that requires the use of logic and reason . Engineering , computers , tech jobs , etc . I'm a network engineer and it definitely started me down the path many years ago . When confronted with the essay " why I no longer believe " , my first action was to research it on the Internet like I solve every other problem . That would be the whole year Yeah , I saw man ass right away . Not sure if I'm proud of that or not . Got all the way to the end and couldn't finish him . He was so close . I finally gave up . I should try leaving one ad in the room until I can get up into the cheese wheel . Sarcasm , motherfucker , do you speak it ? Is Mike any good ? I thought it was just the Dupont area . What if it's a new animatronic ? Like ( unlikely going to happen ) golden foxy ? Hmmmm Orlando was 7am on the Friday ! Soooooo excited to see him on the lineup but then realized maybe what you said I'm hoping the www.snoopsnoo.com/U/warlizard allows for Lol ! Well I'm hoping this time around if my water breaks , things will actually progress HA HAHAHAHA HA HA HA HAHAHA HA ... THIS IS SO FUNNY . HA HA ... Ha ... I have a feeling that North Korea will start following you on Twitter soon . You mean yall dont do that ? Way cheaper than buying Jason Markk Probably saving them up for when you play us You spelled that wrong on purpose , didn't you ? That's a mutilated male . You can cut off the cock , bolt on some tits , but the Y chromosome is still there . How sweet of everyone to play along with the " she " thing . It's like telling Gary he is really a conqueror . Someone please answer this . Working out is not optional But in all seriousness , don't . I'm good to go . I have about a dozen antidotes left , and will find the PS7 ' s ... you were the first guy to bomb me , and I don't need any more destruction . Stalk a newer newb . Don't you hate when you show up to the second date and see a pomegranate sitting in the chair instead of a girl ? Every DAMN time ! ! ! I swear that's my ex's frigging dad In other words , it's a webcam that takes a picture when bumped . Breakthrough ! BTW my GT for the One is the same as my Reddit name if anyone will let me be their padewan . I am not crap at games , just this one . Can't tell if shill or authentic life hack Shame ; pizza knifes aren't as stabby stabby I'll put that suggestion in the ' maybe ' pile Looking at that closeup she needs a lot more than weight loss Yeah , all that sounds perfectly sane . I was adc and our tank died before the minons spawned and then proceeded to steal all my xp for the rest of the game and never rotated Why did you leave Game grumps ? When will you be able to talk about it ? ノ ( he s talking to his right hand If this is your second stupidest mistake , you must be pretty stupid I watched that Vlogbrother's video too The Caribbean is considered to be part of the Americas . Looks like what is what he is saying . Hmm ... never seen ANY espresso in America . Polus is the best in my opinion Devil's Advocate , maybe OP uses multiple accounts and accidentally replied from the porn account . It can happen easy enough . Source : I've done it . it's just a piece of paper it doesn't weigh anything T is for Time , you have so much in your hands France : Pop ! Pop goes the dad joke Now all the neckbeards are going to start dressing like Neal Caffrey . 25 heavy ammo synth don't sound like a bad reward to me Took a few minutes . [ ] ( # s " The problem is that he was fine tuning his story until something credible came out of it . Even 15 years later , he still changed the story . Relevant username ? They told me they were going to kill me .... then they gave me a loaded gun .... ( I never thought I would have such feelings for orlando bloom ... I'm beginning to think you are the person in this picture The grass is always greener on the other side You should spoiler tag this ... Anime only fans haven't seen that side of Dellinger ... Or the body of Pica ... Or Corazon . I'm still not . Wish I had a groupon to meet Emma stone Stealing dogs ? You're a perv AND a monster . I think there's a contradiction there . So all chapter releases are basically discussions ( because there doesn't need to be 2 posts ) , but they still need to be labeled a discussion . And they never forgive First I've heard anyone complain about the DLC it's been pretty much universally acclaimed infact . Also completely worth it to me . AAAaahhhaaaahha story mode You've been stalking me Answer yes it no . / / / / \ ಠಠ Good god Eerr ... So ... * Reads headline * ... * Reads article * .......... The link doesn't seem to work for me Hail Hydra ! > and yes you have to come into the office . Sandy Point Has there ever been a period of time in which rap music has not been criticized for glorifying gang violence and other crimes ? There may be holes in my theory . ( The enemy are the buggers Wait what Thanks . I was able to figure it out . Should of updated my post . * Hovers over link * Except on delivering on time and on budget . Ahh , ahh ? Just ask Mr . Popper's penguins . No .... No it's not . I ... I though it was a record or something , OK ? Your * favorite * teachers that you can remember . Please never word a comment like that again . It makes you sound like on of those morons that spends too Mapuche time on Tumblr talking about feminism . You're right , just don't use those words . You think this is a fucking joke ? ( GOOD EVENI - - Made me literally lol , now my moms looking at me like I'm a giggling idiot ( which I am ) . Welp . Sessho is naked again . Tanyu kind of ಠ_ಠ AM I BEING DETAINED ? Bape never died But is the cat okay ? ლ ( I actually just traded in my e46 for a b7 s4 Preview image looks like penis I said NO bombing ! You never listen Muhammad ! Your girlfriends * wife * ? You don't need to , TIL : kelly has nuts there * HARP mace rogue Rectangles aren't the least common shape for chocolate bars , was expecting something like a rhombus at least . That song ... is awful Is this post a way for you to get people to look at your cum mirror ? Je pense qu'ils doivent être vraiment difficile , donc ils ne casseront pas quand vous frappez les ensemble Paris sera toujours paris et augmentera à nouveau de ses cendres comme un phénix fait toujours Ses une tradition port ées par nos maîtres coloniaux il y a plusieurs siècles . Même paris a une équivalente célébration Merci de m ' éclairer sur le sens véritable de notre drapeau car j'ai pens é à ce sujet ces derniers temps Je me refuse à mettre à niveau mon disque dur car il entra înera des dépenses de grosse somme d'argent que je n'ai honn êtement pas Il s'agit véritablement d'une hilarante épreuve étant donn é que nos hommes respect és en uniforme doivent porter couches Je vois que vous avez fait là J'admire votre résilience et conserver le travail qui vous a identifi é en tant qu'individus qui cherchent la vérité Oh ! well , it should be the other way around All of them He must do a lot of cutting with that sword he has That's exactly what I told myself . EXACTLY . SHIT PISSED ME OFF . Especially when an Arachne pulls me through the angled part of the wall when I can't see her Some moderate Muslims die protecting the right to ridicule their own religion , but let's just shit on them now shall we . We can just chalk up Ahmed Merabet's death to him not knowing those gunmen were Muslims too . We definitely have the red ones . A * bunch * of the red ones . We got them before the blue ones were around and had no idea they'd have fitting issues . I see , this should make things easier . All it costs is your soul to make children hate you . Pet lubricant is all I'm gonna think about now every time I look at my Jo ( You know you've been watching too much hockey when your first reaction is " good they need some physicality " Same with that damn nude rowers calendar . What'd you call me ? ! I am married , faithful , considered to be ' middle class ' , educated , and * still * opted for the STD and Strep B testing with my first , and will be doing the same for this one . How fucking insulting Blindly going in and saying ' give me all the antibiotics ' instead of doing some non-invasive testing to confirm and rule out these diseases / microbes is what causes and contributes to ANTIBIOTIC RESISTANT MICROBES in individuals Itty bitty titty committee I'm with you on this one . Oy Are you even Yarn ? Ahah the second one gave me a good giggle ! " Overweight or hairy " sorry doc didn't realise I had to be a gorilla lady Oh God ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You're not fooling anyone / u / arkhamforeskins You've pretty much ruined ಠ_ಠ for everyone else . When I come across a This app is garbage . The inbox sucks , it doesn't display the username on the post , getting to the comments is confusing , and the UI is so horrible ! I wish they would have made a better product Was an MP , now a male nurse . Is that a reference 980 ? Just send him the 85 cents already The wife wants to know , when was the last time Canada won the cup ? She said this with a shitty grin ... So you know . We call our cat Griffindog Je m'excuse sinc èrement mais il s'agit de la seule langue que je suis à l'aise à et il est difficile pour moi de comprendre les autres dialectes Trying to remove the meninges off rat brains This was posted like 4 days ago man , props for creativity though ....... Good guy Sharks . Giving hope to everyone ... except their fans Too gorgeous Look into ven diagrams and you would easily be able to make a logical connection . That said , you are only looking in one direction - what about before Guantanamo ? Came for the funnies , stayed for the incest . ಠ_ಠ Russia , First Xurday after expansion , I bought bought 8 engrams and got everything except for Mask of the Third Man and Obsidian Mind . Bought another the following week and got a second Achylophage Symbiote . C'est la meilleure repr ésentation de la beaut é dans la nature et il est plus impressionnant à trouver dans les Philippines This is getting weird ... I'm not even Muslim Je ne comprends pas du tout de votre langue . Que même signifie ? J'ai besoin de Googletranslate votre post Question . Does your poo poo hole hurt ? But your flair is of a foul bachelorette ... ( This is my life as someone with constant nosebleeds The cartoon is funny . I don't care if it's Obama , Einstein or even Mohammed This was one of the most pointless game that did not make any sense It wasn't worth salvaging your credit ? J'ai été en contemplant sur acheter le jeu pour un moment maintenant , mais il ne fait pas appel à moi Take me ಠ_ಠ take me now That's pretty awesome ! Sounds like you got a good group of friends . I think all my friends are too stubborn cause they don't usually listen to my suggestions . Then cue a few months later and they find something I suggested on their own and they're like dude check this out its so awesome . I'm not actually haha tis my parents I'm just helping them move . But that's not the point ¯ \ _ ( ツ ) _ / ¯ I'd stalk you back but I've had a bit to drink and my attention span is low . Also Hahha yes ! I actually live in California . I'd tell you something about me and California but you already know too much Story time ! ! Unless I'll have to go deeper into your timeline to find out myself Never posted it haha and it's not much of a story but I was born there but moved away when I was still a baby . An earthquake destroyed our house . Also I'm not sure if we are like friends now or if you're my archnemisis ಠ That sucks ass ! ! Earthquakes are so scary , I'm waiting for the day an earthquake so big happens itll split California from the mainland ! And yes . Yes we are friends I've never been in an earthquake when I was old enough to remember . I kinda wish I could experience one sometime haha . So how is you're night going ? Oh and Needs more card games like spades and Texas hold ' em poker Im just on the first episode what.the.actual.fuck You gotta have that face binded to your keyboard somehow by now , don't you ? That way going That mental image of a wookie giving a blow . ( It looks like you're just kissing a horsehead with no body ( What are you trying to say ? I wasn't . Yea , i also miss Karthus ult frequently I got the best skin for the best champion in the game : giant enemy crabgot ... Yeah whatever happened to saying hey my name is Bob would you like to go on a date with me ? Now it's all intimate nudity and wanting to feel more of someone Everytime I see a woman with a toddler Keep in context of the under age Hermione in this situation . Could be a scam or maybe not like bring someone to sit in the car and if it's a trap just yell . At the very least you could rob him And there goes my childhood Eww , i'm not placing my head on that ! Other people's foreheads C'est vrai . Je n'ai même jamais entendu parler du spectacle parce qu'il n'est pas populaire dans mon pays Ce n'est pas une peinture , mais plut ôt une image élaborée You are correct to say that this practice is really weird especially with the fanatics going around the place Comment savez-vous qu'il n'est pas a elle And Braves fans .... Ce qui une vue impressionnante de la nature et la beaut é au sein Oh mon je suis tellement étonné de voir ces scènes réalistes de mon film préféré comme paeinting Who is the best dancer ? Mais que veut dire le texte dans ces dessins ? " Push it across the pond , they said ! It'll be easy , they said ! Oh yeah , forgot about the " I'm 12 so I have to emulate people around me so I'm liked " circlejerk . dude , spoiler alert You have no gw posts you cheeky .. Person . l .. Even though I want to believe ; sadly , that's not how it works . : C I sure wouldn't mind if you started a witchhunt for an animal-pc abuser Not / r / gamingart I'm guessing they're in GoT , I hope they're not the incestuous ones That's the very opposite of what you said to me . My cats jump up on the bed and try to get in the mix ! ! One of them will rub against us and we have to push him off but he'll just jump back up . Eventually he'll give up but then he'll just go sit beside us on the bed and watch Focus at positives No es coincidencia ... mas bien la evolucion del combo camiseta / frutsi / torta de jamon 100 % legit mate Now Rogue , with a lower score than Unity ? That's just factually incorrect . I would most likely scowl and make a Or you could listen to them properly in the first place Thanks , Chief ! Maybe something NSFW for / u / gir 722 because she's been going through a rough couple of months and could use the " release " ya know Hi DD buddy . I feel ya ! I have three appointments next week ; Cardiologist , Anesthesiologist , and OB , oh and my daughter's 2 year check-up just to top it all off I'm fucking DONE being pregnant ! ! I hate having to so heavily rely on my husband because I can do next to nothing with chronically sore hips / lower back , a healthy lack of sleep ( / s ) , and a head in my vagina Yep , and the worst offender on my patience is my almost 2 year old daughter . She has been a turkey since about 15 months old , around the time we found out about # 2 . Now she's whiney and kicks or crawls on my big baby belly more often than I can stand Is this the new warlizard-gaming forums - Sitting right next to my mother when I started the video and it's just a bunch of growling when the guy shouts " Fuck ! " Because being a lesbian means we love dick and want that for free .. 12 " Unholstered his firearm and tried to hide it in a jacket ... ( * * The blue longshot is left primed ლ ( I cannot concentrate on your post coz of ur username Missandei's eleven Forgetting WHILE playing is one thing ( it also happens to me after 2 years ! ) ... Not reading while u are at home , squad building all day ... Damn .. 60 KPH ? PFFF NAA lets all drive 60 + MPH . Not uncommon to see people blasting down the road at 70 or 80 MPH in an 80 KPH zone . I am pleased because I cross back over the border and it'll be 70 MPH limit and you have people parked in the left lane doing 60 MPH . This is all wrong . All I need is $ 200 / hr and I could be in her as much as I want ! - or a flash car and big house I like The hell do you ship in poker Thanks for doing this . Sure seems like someone really likes every card . Ne pas écouter les gens qui vous abattre . Vous pouvez être celui qui vous voulez être Qui est le mec sur la photo ? est-il cens é être fanidi I've been out of the kitchen for months now with maybe small cooking sessions here or there . Considering I love cooking , it has been * hard * 0/10 , needs more memes La moustache est très bien faite et son bon de voir une manifestation de soutien de nos amis Comment est la troisi ème figure une dame how u know Hooked included ? The porn star ? Snapchat is for sending your junk to everyone you know you're not using it right Depends on why you're asking I got a theory about the marionette . He's so angry all the time because someone took his fucking cookies . He wants to start a charity for " don't steal my fucking cookies " . And also " men stop wearing lipstick , you dinglenut " . He looks happy because he has his cookies , then he looks mad when someone took his cookies like They didn't have to spend so much , its probably built with slave labor . Think of all the karma the Warlizard guy will get for just typing " How do you buy a game and never unwrap it Étant blanc et raciste n'implique pas que vous ne pouvez avoir de bonnes relations avec des amis qui sont diff érents de vous Son effrayant comment vous racont é l'histoire . Il reninds me d'un jeu vid éo que j'aime resident evil Je recommande fortement ce jeu surtout si vous aimez les graphiques qui sont semblables : Papers please , sword and sworcery I know this pain . My favorite character is Arya . She got fucking 3 chapters in A Dance with Dragons . Je suis heureux de rencontrer des someonw qui peut me comprendre . ami de salutations ! cet animal me rappelle de mon chien de compagnie qui j'ai quitt é quand j'ai déménagé à un endroit diff érent pour le travail Ce n'est pas très bien cach é du tout parce que la couleur est diff érente des autres les oreillers C ' était un film très adorable et beau . Im heureux que je l'ai regard é i think the same thing like you .... Je pensais aussi que c ' était masterchief du jeu It's like an IRL photoshop ... J'ai thibk son trop cher pour ce qu'il peut faire et je ne pense pas honn êtement je vais avoir besoin il n'importe quand C ' était un but vraiment incroyable , je ne pense pas que j'ai jamais vu quelque chose comme ça surtout récemment le paquet est jaune is in le middle of couch with other square pillos . The queuing system should not even be used in a time-based competitive event where you need to gather a massive amounts of point to get the rewards in a limited period of days . It is not pillow is le packaage in the middle of le couch Je ne suis pas sûr de quoi il s'agit , mais je veux partager que mon ascendance est d'origine fran çais et philippines Vos photos ont l'air si délicieux et j'ai envie de manger chacun d'eux en particulier le poulet en regardant vos photos me donne très faim . Im va manger le dîner dès maintenant That's amazing Hardly , I wish he did make up for it ! But at the end of the day , he fucked up once and he played by the rules the second time ... it's sad but true that nowadays refs are * making up * for bad decisions by just not being wrong the next time ... same here . I've used default setting for csgo since I started install it . when I turn it off , it seems hard to play Good thing you took this picture and spread it online for them . These first 10 minutes Better than trying to skill a Hermes on the last day of the collab I booted up an old imac g3 the other day and I shit you not it had internet explorer ~ ~ 4.3 ~ ~ 4.1 on it . This computer was last used around 2004 The amounts of time I crank an already running toyota engine because I can't even feel its vibration ... ... promoting cookies ... J'adore ce chien . Si vous regardez comment elle sourit à la cam éra , vous pouvez dire qu'elle est un bon chien Je m'excuse , mais je ne comprends pas vraiment la plaisanterie dans ce Funny thing , I just sent a mass email out to family and friends . Our reason is I'm more than likely going to be in the high-risk wing ( yay previous PP heart issue So unlike our first baby , where visitors could come and see our daughter ( but not hold her if they were sick ) , we are being stricter on visiting . Knowingly exposed to something ? Don't come . Small sniffle ? Don't come . Just getting over something ? Don't come . Know you're sick ? Ya , DEFINITELY don't come Je n'ai pas knowif ce mec est un génie ou un vraiment stupide gamer C ' était si court et simple et très drôle Une autre photo qui me donne faim et soif en même temps Je tiens à vous féliciter pour un travail brillant . Vous êtes un artiste vraiment talentueux Je ris de moi-m ême dès maintenant tout en regardant mon ordinateur Je pense que c'est vraiment évident et pas vraiment int éressant I love it I'm a woman , I just arrogantly ( and mistakenly ! ) thought that Austen must have been an idiot who just went along with her times . Uhh , yeah , teenage me was a bit of a foolish know-it-all . * * So .... you get to first base with Princess Asseylum and you get Aldnoah Access * * . These guys . Mine was applied instantly yeah , but the packet even said 640x480 and 800x600 are the second most common displays ( That ak name But bungies system is so fucked up that once I left an afker and the matchmaking sent me straight back to him She doesn't cook ? Simple .... Society of the Spectacle .... Sadly , nothing out of the ordinary because I still have a toddler to take care of . Maybe cook ? I've hated cooking during the entirety of this pregnancy Sorry hon , no advice . I've been on and off the ' healthy ' foods for this pregnancy . One month I'll want salads , the next , GIMME ALL THE CARBS ! ! And guess what ? I haven't ballooned out , and I have no health issues to speak of . Baby is growing and kicks like Bruce Lee Lol at this whole thread ... J'ai pens é que son grand-p ère a été fièrement en agitant un drapeau nazi I see nothing wrong . Le chien a une expression très dramatique dans son visage Why are you dragging me in now ! ? And are you going to shit on every single reviewer ? When they realized the tarp was too small and couldn't completely wrap the body ... I laughed More medic mains than spy and sniper mains ? In my mind it's an art piece . The title would be " That moment when a grown man wraps his arms around your body and can't even touch his fingers " it's a working title Holy mother of god I didn't even mean to make it rhyme ... I mean yes I did thank you very much took a while to think of actually I mean everything I do that's good Yep I totally meant it Wow man , take a chill pill Volcano here " it's okay we lost " Why were you recording it in the first place ? I dont see anything I struggle mostly in accuracy especially when it comes to streams . I got fucked over in streams when I started doing igorrr unpleasant sonata and those slow streams made me star overstreaming wait so you're not ? Uncle by marriage , right ? Ugh the comments tho . I weigh the same as this behemoth Not sure if no like this Getting her good and wet vous les gars ne font pas n'importe quel sens bien que je trouve ça amusant Êtes - vous sérieux ? Est-ce encore possible dans le jeu ? I don't need to curry favor with you c'est très inqui étant et il me tracasse ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ C'est cens é pour être categorizaed dans la section avec les choses mignonnes He is including Nintendo land , and she's getting rid of it because he is a PC gamer . He also threw out the receipt Yeah , before I realized she was carrying eggs , I'd watch her eat like she's starving and keep getting bigger like The mods are now planning a large heist L'histoire d'amour n'a pas vraiment fonctionn é dans le film . Les scènes d'action où incroyable Ça veut dire que sa véritable identit é est un riche homme d'affaires ? Je pense qu'il devrait être heureux Il s'agit d'une image effrayante . Je suis aussi désolé pour le gars qui a été mordu Elle a l'air belle et plus désirable pour moi Il n'y a qu'un seul jeu que je recommande pour vous mon ami : XCOM C'est une excellente nouvelle car la nouvelle est beaucoup mieux et plus amusant que l'ancien Les meilleurs jeux pour ipad que je recommande sont : XCOM , FTL , PAPERS PLEASE , BANNER SAGA , SKULLS OF THE SHOGUN C'est vrai . J'ai quitt é ce jeu parce que c ' était beaucoup trop de temps . Ce n'est pas amusant seul Je ne pense pas que vous devriez poser ces questions ici mon ami * Edit * SHOOTOUT .... well technically he did shoutout the shoot out so Je pense que c'est faux ou très espi ègle pour quelqu'un de le faire . J'ai oubli é que c ' était dans le jeu , mais c'est vraiment amusant I am the Steve this city needs . Est-ce vraiment possible ? Je n'ai jamais rencontr é ce Freddy * I can't believe people are making this mistake Thanks , i got not very good english Cette scène provient de Doom 3 ? J'ai oubli é le jeu auquel il a été C'est un personnage laid . Il est même inqui étant Sont les vrais costumes ou cg ? No it's not ... I nominate Puke Well , that's false Music choice That and Mack didn't get the GWG . Still though , you've been racking up points like crazy . I think you have a sports almanac from 2015 Well ... we'll take it ... Well it is the " Ice Bowl II " . What the hell you mean and even Wu-Tang ? You're asking a question to what the guy literally just said . God Damn This pilot isn't . THEY CANT HAVE MY BRAND ! ! I had the same reaction when I heard someone say they're from " way up north in red deer " . You just called about 26 different countries a " region " and accused all of them of letting journalists disappear ... There is only one true Jesus English translation : This is a frightening image . I feel sorry for the guy who was bitten Where is the Vodka ? How do you sort to new on alien blue ! ? Rocco Casalino Figuring out for what time I need to set my alarm . Exactly , you can regulate the market , and the big money if they cross the laksman rekha . But when the government goes crazy , there's no stopping ... Sorry i got not very good english I just say is very frightening sight the character Si vous montrez que pour un chien ou un chat , ils seront effray és Il a probablement beaucoup trop de temps sur les mains . Il est fanidi ? Ils ont l'air très effrayant et pas très app étissant Je vais essayer ma meilleure impression d'une baleine : WHAAAAALLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBALLLLLEINNNEEEEE Apr ès avoir visionn é le documentaire BLACKFISH , je ne suis plus fascin é par ces baleines You people ? If only he didn't choose to film this phenomenon with a potato I might be able to see what the fuck he is trying to demonstrate . Same here . Been waiting for the fix . I never understand people who post asking for tattoo ideas ... Tattoos are permanent additions to your body . Whatever you get tattooed onto you it should be important to you , yourself , and most importantly , you . C'est pourquoi les gens l'habitude de regarder mieux nofilter According to my clock it's in 4 days .... this is terrible but the only reason i sort of like students is to assign them easy tasks that i would rather not do , it works quite well and the student gets experience I'm a Bryan . How would you know You misused the word literally . Melting as if we've all just opened the Arc of the Covenant , we all turn to honey . Ils ont invers é les couleurs du drapeau ! At least it's not his balls I saw a Facebook post getting passed around that said we should all pray for the oil workers . Le détail dans ce costume est complexe . Je vous félicite pour votre costume Cmon why say mean things while I'm at work ? I get it now , but I wasn't drinking then ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ So much UI jank ( resizing window ) and lag ( dragging the seek bar ) . J'ai appris sa il ya quelques ann ées , lorsque j'ai appris comment se masturber FFS , only three days this time . I'm going to look into GM crossovers and Toyota's again , were a talk group of people , the shortest is 5 ' 10 " so a tight third row won't cut it . Although now that I've seen and priced the MDX , my imagination has run away and I'm trying to stay grounded . Thanks Not only that , they don't know that down-voting should only be used for comments that add nothing to a discussion . You don't down-vote because you disagree . You seem very worried about this water-heating so I'm just going to exit this conversation here and say you're right about everything Nothing too spendy ... $ 300-350 k It's creators are the * * PuckerButt Pepper Company * * And white rights is about how oppressed white people are You can dirty it back up tomorrow . Respect the day . You're place .. It smells great ! I made friends with someone via the cancerous IRC channel , and ended up going to have drinks with him last summer . We ended up closing the night out with some sushi at a place near my house that I never knew existed . We're straight guys , the only connection we had was IRC and a mutual love of RTS games . Good times . I should call that guy and see what the hell he's up to these days . I have his number around here somewhere ... The first song in the vid came on and I was like interesting ( Play for more than 2 hours ? -> no -> Warhammer ... mfv What lag ? Yeah cause every Android user knows who that is . Son ... I am ... disappoint - Omg haha I bet they made fun out of him after you're not supposed to be helpful . ( Issen just kinda ಠ_ಠ at Dany , though she can't really see the I cried to the original Power Rangers theme song will think about it ( Ce jeu a besoin de meilleurs contr ôles , mais les graphismes et le gameplay est génial Haha your upvoters would love my new subreddit r / funnysnuff Oh , just recording as far as I know . ... kind of like a horse person . " As a hand guy ... " Those 10 rupees people ! Ryan * * * Miller * * * ..... What do I do ? She rode him like a professional cowgirl ..... then swallowed his load ... ಠ_ಠ No one is getting mad Good ! Send him to jail * until the end of time ! * I never even thought of that ... IT WORKED My friend when talking about his iPhone 6 plus the day after I got my Note 4 : " Oh but mine is taller and wider so that means it's got a bigger screen and it's better " My attention span is so short I tried to click the link . I thought I liked the idea of that keyboard ... but wtf is with the way they messed up the key layout ? Backslash / pipe goes under backspace , not by a puny left shift key . Why ? Just bend over and spread your cheeks while they take a scan of your body ... I would really love to be a part of this , but I'm busy filming every Saturday So I'm throttled every month on AT & T and got hit with an upgrade fee recently . I pretty much had enough at this point . I'll be switching to T-Mobile soon . Yeah , if your ilvl is 614 ( ... the fuck ? ... the fuck ? 37 weeks on Friday . Eviction notice for 30 days to follow . I'm seriously done with this pregnancy . My toddler isn't helping matters either What the fuck Fellow hips / thighs / pelvic pain sufferer . Can 100 % commiserate . I've been ready for kiddo to come out since about week 26 ... the fuck ? You sound 100 % justified in what you're doing . Your husband really needs to have your back though . It's his mother , and you've done what * you * , as a decent sounding DIL , can do . Your DH should be stepping in shortly and getting her to see why hosting after such a life-altering event is not feasible I'm ready You should ask him to pick some up for me No it is not friendly at the moment . Also graduating may the struggle is real This is just pants-on-head stupid " lots of boy friends " Oh man ... Ya .... that does NOT sound fun My says it ends on 13 January 2014 and that I still have 5 days left .... thats because it IS the greatest fuckin ' movie ever made . What the fuck . My husband has gotten around the whole glass of water deal by going up to get me a glass , filling it up , drinking half and then filling that half back up before handing it off to me . It's like ... thanks babe ... What ? Mental illness ? I suffer from the aftermath of a bad depression , No need to lecture people you don ´ t know over " mental illness " and how that ´ s no joke . You really believe that / u / electromagneticpulse put himself into the hospital because of slapping himself / herself ? Steam money is not equal to real money Well actually I don't get it How do you know how an horse's asshole looks like ya didn't know that ether . wish other companies did that . I fucking hate that . Why won't they give you the bags you ask for ? I have packed my shopping before and I have a decent idea how many bags I need . Then you get the look if you ask for more That was the comment I replied to Hahah yes exaclty . The came for the pics , leaving disappointed ... The REAL answer is That seems too good to be true . Just confused why it would be so soon ... and I don't want to level up my exotics for the 3rd time ... Runaans on Vayne ... ( Wait , you're younger than 20 ? ? Not sure what that means What are these " vaginas " you speak of ? Yeah , Stoner , that's why you didn't get minutes . It was Suter ... The eating seems to come and go randomly throughout , I just console myself by thinking that she must be going through a growth spurt when I'm really hungry and it's only crap food I want , I've packed on 31 lbs and counting . Fine . She left me on the freeway . Yes she drove away in the ambulance while I was on scene on the freeway . I notice the tip is chewed on a a bit ... Hey , are you that guy from Article could use more shots of the stairs . waht the fuck The purger disapproves . You could go through every game you own that's a possibility Wonder how bad McLemores eye is Tell that to my face It's not even in your list Free ^ toy ^ inside Are you fucking kidding me Seems like he's really heavily relying on those cue cards . Holy shit .... This guy is totally insane wit aa XD Thank you , see if I can get something in youtube ( damn , the search engine is not pretty good at unclear words Blank page Seriously wondering why this only has 45 upvotes I heard water from Ganges has a distinct taste That's probably Google's autonomous stroller prototype . You weren't supposed to see it . I guess this means another year without a new Advance Wars . If your logic is right , then across the world the leaders wouldn't be people who worked for their positions , but attractive women . Just because she is attractive , doesn't mean she didn't deserve her position . Over TeamViewer Forget DES , 64 - bit keys , whatever . They store the damned PIN code in cleartext . Are you talking from experience ? Did you just call us Southern Cal ? Why would anyone that wants to customize their sister or has smaller hands want that Did the nightfall and after weeks of getting nothing , pulled in a no land beyond at the end I do not smoke weed neither do I condone that action , but that lady is not properly having a conversation with 2 - chains she is just angry that people are giving marijuana to there children Post removed . Why OP whyyy ? I don't like other people's kids . I don't like their snotty ( literally ) faces . I hate their cries and whines . I don't like the overly social ones . I don't like the overly shy ones ... And yet , they like me I didn't even notice the fleet has a lvl . I think you need to ... tone it up ... a lot ? ლ ( I'd rather punch them both in the face . Never have and never will be funny WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? ( Wait , there's negative opinions on NGNL ? Where . I'll kill the fucker . Nothing like the insurance industry running the country . I know what you mean . This year I finally decided I wanted to go to a con , and it was my first year of college . So of course The one near my college happens while I'm at home , and the one near my home happens while I'm at college you play with yourself while driving ? ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ How can you be cruel ? ( ノ If i dont pre order then how will i get my hands on the New Majora's Mask 3DS XL ? By now Azir is more of a bug then Kha ` Zix . Why you stealing my jokes here Why did i click that I am 4 ' 10 " on my driver's license . I'm so oppressed . Fellow Puerto Rican here . I'm mixed with Sicilian . Apparently I look Indian . ( Dot , not feather . ) every single gas station I go into , if there's an Indian man behind the counter i get asked 2 questions : What part of India am I from and am I married . My dad thought it was funny and almost had me married off to a cigarette store owner for 3 cartons of Camel Lights . fuck you reply fast . Do you have like a bot to I got a creeper What the fuck kind of thing is that to say I had a professor in college who also makes YouTube videos . All of which are cringeworthy . One of the videos is " how to wear a suit " and he says the pockets are fake and just for decoration . I'm still watching you I still love you Mine were supposed to be mailed , still haven't received them and I'm in SA . > and almost had me married off to a cigarette store owner for 3 cartons of Camel Lights . C'est à cause de dirigeants corrompus , pourquoi le pays souffre de la pauvret é et la faim . Je pense que leur prochain président pourrait être corrompu que bien Binay Parce que sa depuis le dailymail , ça doit être vrai Vous devez voter meilleur chef . Cela n'arriverait pas si les électeurs étaient sages If she had to take a dump , and had no idea what Steam was , she might have gotten the wrong idea about what he meant by steam ... er .... Hopefully this didn't take place in Cleveland Thanks for sharing ... ( Some people just can't appreciate nice chill weather and cool storms . you will pay for that , moderino ( ノ Who wears sunglasses indoor ? Je ne serais pas heureux . Je dois juste payer pour elle gold I don't know if I'd wanna see those chin folds on a regular basis , the loading screen was bad enough . > And why does Brook need sleep , don't tell me " the feeling is what counts the most " . Ce mec est vraiment génial ! Mais si elle goûte bon ? Pas sûr si un OS ou une érection Pas sûr si un chien , le lapin ou le kangourou You used to grind your " batman's head " to a nub ? Wait , do you want a time machine to undo or to travel forward Someone tag this NSFW , I opened this at school Just do it ..... INFERNO , MY FRIEND ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ if the world is a kitchen , shouldn't we all be women ? if the world is a kitchen , why are there men ? I also miss this blutrol because i cant play moderncombat 5 using controllerforall Well I suppose I will FUDD with a bolt action . I was hoping someone would sway me towards it but just read to many problems with it . Thanks for comments Also Kaku and Crocodile Il a l'air tellement sophistiqu ée et très contente Ce qui est si effrayant à ce sujet ? It's like ... YEARS old Je pense que la parade a été correctement trait ée et la foule était enthousiaste Oh , yeah . Mekanism cable should fix that - even though it shouldn't have to - C'est le tatouage de masque de Majora le pire que j'ai jamais vu . What kind of surprise male ? ( Small amounts of H2S are being formed by the anaerobic bacteria . The fish in the middle has the perfect Is this mod available for . 90 ? Well I shared an experience and got shit on . " Wait , now why is this marked as not safe for ...... Oh that's why Yep . The big cutoff for me is " Are you against creationism being taught in biology class ? " Because creationism was taught in my public high school biology class Wha ... what if that was a childhood experience " Junior high school girls might not like old men , but it's ok ... I know what they like ... put in the Vibration Test ! " I was really close friends with a guy for a about 4 years . Then he tried to pressure me into sexual stuff , and when I wouldn't , he didn't want to be my friend I know it's overused , but The opposite of these tanukis apparently You suggest that like you think it'll never happen HAY SNOOZY Yes , in my eyes it's slow and pure shit . It's okay , but sometimes it's just annoying . Give him an unusual stout shako What references More importantly , how ? Best thing is you can drop him after trading your fatties off and then end turn . Opponent face goes from " ok that's fine " to " come on , wtf ? " . I can literally feel the This is more serial killer than creeper to me . Aim 4 te head moar . I wanted to like you . Your Bowie knowledge is strong . And I believe that you are a true subject of the Goblin King , if not The Duke . But then you admitted to digging Reality I missed you ! Je ne sais pas où la vid éo commence , se termine ou boucles de retour Je ne peux pas voir ce film gif à mon ipad Il s'agit d'une com édie très raciste parce qu'il est dit com édie noire Pourquoi ne j'ai pens é en premier lieu ? parce qu'il peut faire pipi dans ma voiture Haha thanks . I sort of rushed this one due to uni work , I noticed I'm missing a dash in the multi player section , it's annoying , and the performance box is one pixel out of place Pshhhh , I like my opening better It's not really an imitation of the real thing , as much as it is the real thing ( essentially a civi AKS - 74 ) built in an ex-Warsaw Pact country . I may be a little pedantic , but I didn't like that phrasing I love you Oh look , it's got its own Moon Door . My ' bloat ' hit around 7 weeks and I was showing around 10-12 weeks I love the ' give me 5 ' comment , lmao ! ! ! Also , that sounds oddly delicious Heh , alrighty . As someone who nearly died while being addicted to things that he had prescriptions for , " meds " always makes me go She stated he's clean I would love for this to be an option . ( omg 40 bonds tho Ahh damn ..... nice Oh man , that last paragraph Cap guy : She's the one . managed to find a 7th gen gt at a junkyard close by and grabbed a bunch of parts as well as the stock steel wheels . then i just ripped the tires off the wheels and powdercoated them . the blizzaks are just 195/60 on the 15 inch rims , but those treads are pretty meaty which makes them bigger than my stock 16 " gts rims 2.00 $ .. Brown bag ... I see no asshole Je suis darth revan , le plus génial fran çais sith lord jamais dans un jeu vid éo lol . Tough love . Wtf is that ? Right ? It's like they're saying " Do you see ? DO YOU SEE ? " And my reaction was " Aren't you jealous of the lucky girl who got to pour her heart out to the sympathetic , altruistic ear of a Twerp ? Can you please clarify why someone should get banned for having a tournament ? You didn't think to test something that may invoke ` ` rm - rf * ` ` in a VM ? What a stupid idea " Arms and legs " ? tldr : my girlfriend hates me cuz I can't perform . Lemmie guess , she was on the damn phone ... I love my daughter ( 2 yo ) , but when she hasn't napped / mommy needs a nap , I can't stand her Better add some text mate or modderinos will take you down " I pay my bills " ... you're supposed to . Shut the fuck up . I would choke a bitch if someone ate my craving Il ressemble à une photo du film lord of the rings Comment est-ce encore possible ? C ' était génial Ugh nazis reminds me of mods .. ( Wow ... I don't even know what to say . I would totally use PayPal only if I was old enough My opinion goes something like this ಠ ◡ ಠ -> How the fuck do you ask someone permission to message them ... Without messaging them they know Crying so much that they cast a black person for a black role . I can't handle every actor ever not being a white cis male If both your parents were white you weren't born the wrong race Careful , the low priced ones don't come with the green boots . I had the worst sexy dream ever . It was ... * my sister * . TIl s'agissait d'un très bon film . fusillades à He étaient bien dans ées Sounds solid . No . I'm not an attention whore pretending to be a cat or a fucking anime character Oh , well then , with Sprout app saying ' 200 days to go ' and monthly check ups until nearer the end ... Fun . Women have said it to me too . I just look at them like Yes , but it was executed wonderfully OK .... What are we looking at ? Also liked , " Rape is a Circle " . Rape is a Circle . If there is no Serbia in The Adventures of S countries So help me god The what Clearly someone didn't catch that Mae and orleon are friends and down voted this .. I'm just upset I didn't see nipple Apparently it was a mistake to upload this ( Are you sure ? Preach ! It makes me so mad that products are currently being introduced with * beads * when they're about to be banned in California ! Get it together guys Goddamn . That looks delicious . * Give it to me now . * ლ ( a * tad * harsh ? I was with you on this whole thread until I saw that comment . Oh , I bet she eats the meat alright . I guess that's not ... paying for it ... Technically . Its fun trying to decipher it all though . Also , I know who you are now ... Get your no fun lifestyle outta here I guess I'm on east coast time now " Sexual harassment of women during exorcism " Dear god .. I think it should be an issue , and the framework should be upgraded anyway for better experience We dun good . Oh I learned the hard way to do a preflight check before rides Random passer-by here : No way ! Small world Why did I click that link ... oh my fuck . Ganondorf because So ... it's about a young bride's tits ? Those HR ladies with their vanity ... Hey ! I grew up in gulfgate You said it , not me I have never before made so little on 55 rides Monday-Friday . It's more risk and liability too on our end taking a higher frequency of passengers . the fact you hate poros is completely fine but don't ever use the apostrophe to form a plural again or I will find you and stuff your throat full of poros so you'll choke on them and die . Their pretty huge what ? Yeah I'd have to fuck her before an hour was up ....... Still better than what I'm bringing to the table . Xur likes to get freaky . Not if I can help it . There is only one winner , and that is ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( " Stop trying to make Jon exist " ? Oh yeah . I'm sorry Hun . It returns in the third trimester . I was talking to my SO the other day stating that I'm really over all the weird / gross / uncomfortable crap about pregnancy but soooo happy that I wasn't nauseous like in the first tri . Nothing Was as miserable as my nausea . Two days later I was nauseous again . My guy likes sitting on my cat ... well , if we wanna get really accurate , it's more like he's tea-bagging her . There is a dota wiki for such kind of questions . Every time a newb encounters some unusual shit , a new shitpost gets made . The foot one made me cringe . The porcupine bristles , jagged nails , weird discoloration . The vomit colored polish is appropriate . Is this a example or actual post ? My dick wants to go there A WILD MISSINGNO ! Wow I must be high ಠ_ಠ Mcgregors lunchbox is almost as big as that ego 3:10 " I'm gonna open my mouth and close my eyes and you're gonna give me a big surprise " This : I can't believe you just insulted AdirmalBulldog Holy shit you're going on 1M karma mostly from When you find a secret / answer , please message me Oh holy hell this Le chien ! Le chien ! J'aime comment il prend tellement de tirs à la tête I'm already seeing a cardiologist due to PP issues with my first , and got confirmation that everything is fine . Could be the way the baby is sitting , could be a virus . My ' virus ' lasted for what felt like ever Usually I would . But part of the ceiling in my apartment just caved in and it's now raining inside . Nevermind , I figured it out . I'm a noob . Look at the username From what I've seen Yeah no playoff visitors in our city at all . It's band wagon season gee The airline lounge has free beer , cricket on and better chicken that KFC I have to stay at the hospital for 5-6 days * * * PP * * * , and we live an hour away M : * Your username .... Holy crap , OP's karma B-but girls don't poop , right ? Can't see it take pic in day bro ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Sure , sure .... The models creep me out At first I thought they were saying is it normal for someone to click yes and then I saw the boobs Good * * Can't tell if troll or not . For me it just keeps stopping Underage drinking That central eye crest . Wow , those codes are gone fast ! Just 20 minutes Same here ! We can know that Google can drain our batteries remotely ... * Duplicate * Great , we hugged it to death , good job reddit My launcher crashes when I log in , Should your SO get the flu for two weeks , make sure you * insist * that he go on a hike when he's bedridden and complaining / whining The real question here is why you would search for Justin Bieber It would be funny if his wife was just trolling him It's under the See " DOOM " ... She is awesome in that movie I was expecting Robert Plant flying with doves high on drugs I am 100 % happy with my decision to have moved in with my then bf , now husband . We've been together for 11 years , living together for 9 , married for 7 , now expecting our second daughter :) Wanna know why I moved in the first place ? My European parents didn't believe me that I was ill , and thought it was * all * in my head and all that BS * GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES * Some companies boast that their only preservative of their pet food is " the fridge " ... also you look like you're 12 2 hours . No action . Could be watching game ; hopefully OP not a Seattle fan or this story could get even hairier ! You sir , have earned the ire of this entire subreddit . I hope it was worth it . Bloodmoon Liss new skin confirmed TFW your return specialist can't catch the fucking ball It appears no one in this thread is from south Florida . No Hispanic kid thinks fabuloso is juice . I bet none of you know what a cuban mop is ... i know you are attempting to jinx us But they are decidedly more articulate Ex-Amish here-thank you for helping me understand So it's not an accurate representation of the American population at the time When I looked at the title I thought this was going a different direction Estos medicamentos tienen muchos efectos adversos , te recomendar ía acudas con un especialista de la salud mental . Llamase psiquiatra y realmente buscar que medicamento seria el mejor . He visto personas con diarrea sanguinolenta ocasionada por piracetam , y las reacciones adversas no est án padres como aumento de peso , hiperactividad y la tan incongruente depresi ón y somnolencia . Almost like I planned it ... Dem squat legs It's too bad that girl died , but I find it amazing that a dog has a reddit account . Belle vue ici Just like every act of violence by a group of caucasians is ethnicity-related She was the one who filmed it As an adc main I take pride in my cs per minute , making me lose a cannon definetly does put a > er à une apocalypse de l'OP . " a few tries " Omg , I've wondered this too . Every time I get SP I'm convinced I'm about to die due to the breathing problems , plus I'm short of breath naturally aswell . With your logic , her not attending the funeral could also be faked It is a total waste of cake Jesus Christ , dude Ouch ..... did they live ? did the mascot just flip us off ? please not annoying fizz-fucking nami either . Go Naut or go home . Dried up and ended up being thrown out TIFU : By getting hooked on OP's dramatic life as it unfolds into oblivion . Talk about ironic , wait did I used it right Shut up and take my money ! Dude .. What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkk Reminds me of that other political whistle blower that commuted suicide , with two gunshot wounds to the head . People seriously don't understand just how easy Hungrybox makes the matchup look versus top-level players , and even then you can clearly see the downsides ( 60 % is considered kill-range ಠ_ಠ You cheating whore At first glance I read ' Penis in use ' and I wondered how Reddit knew i was jacking off .. Yes , it does matter actually . If the OB was not the one who performed the ultrasound , it's not a reason to go somewhere else for another ultrasound . Though OP is having issues with her OB , it's not fair to blame the tech on something that didn't go right one time Switch practices , yes , if the OB seems incompetent or unreliable for * you * , but don't blame an auxiliary healthcare provider for something that can easily be remedied with another appointment I don't know whether to upvote or downvote , so I'll jus sit here . Staring at you ( I was about to respond to this explaining the injoke and then i checked your post history . I'm watching you .... That latency though I would like to see some more Do want . Literally same thing just happened No ! Hahaha I forgot I did that ! That'll show you to complain about your spot in the standings ! I read the Luna sets name as " Semens Eclipse " Dank weed bro Rank 100 " Typical girl logic " ? Seriously ? I will only forgive you if NicoNico 2 was taken ... Otherwise ... No fix for missing Cullen after Sera's side quest This was my problem ... I was looking to give it a shot ( I'm nowhere near as good as some of these Reddit guys at solving them ) , but I could hardly make out half the cards in his hand , doesn't help being on a phone . Going to comments spoiled the outcome ... a guy that reads patch notes post 2.1 . 2 Ty for the billionth repost of this ! Please have my down vote Pretty sure you've left by now I get the reference ! " Do your * * burst * * " THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR SEXY SURPRISE This is better than your last post ? God-damn , I hate being poor What the fuck , I found it fine until the legs and betting part Oh great . This BS again . We still doing this ? Ok . Just wanted some kisses . As a computer science graduate , I put my full faith behind the bitcoin blockchain and it's ability to generate a fair random output for this contest . Unless it's not my number , then I'm not so sure Me win ? I got " black history " Good share , I believe it is a Canadian site . CheMBL and PubChem are similar European and American options . I can link on my phone but google will find them Ole Red : Hell I'd clean your bong for a hit on that pussy , looks yummy Blackouts are gods way of saying don't worry about it - ' recovering addict ' Vail The camera and the monitor were both terribly confused Man , I saw this on the front page and thought it was posted on / r / cfb and was all How ? That was Braken's first release . How could he be popular before his first release ? Did he produce and become popular under a different alias ? How many guests ? I'm in Dallas and won't do a food truck unless I have an event of 100ish or a big event so we can afford 2 + trucks . Service will be hellishly slow otherwise . The worst was when an event ( not mine ! ) invited Easy Sliders to serve 300 people . 9gag ? Really , Bruta ? Really ? Are you the guy who's posted the " Worth a shot I guess Nah ah , I get to decide . My humor sense is best sense ! " If my son was straight , I'd stab him with a dildo ! " " If my daughter was straight , I'd make her eat her dinner off the carpet ! " From warren . ಠ_ಠ we should meet up for ................ / ಠ_ಠ \ damn niggarrians ya kind aint belong here / And not a stitch of pussy . Thanks for the help ! I could not post it myself because my reddit account is new Oh , so I shouldn't worry about catching my bf with that app on his phone ? I saw lol , hes like Quality over quantity ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ mais où est votre ps4 So you think it's simpler to look at one number , figure out what number you need to make that number 10 , THEN figure out what to take away from the second number in order to get the number you need to make the first number 10 , THEN add what's left to the 10 you just created ? Oh yeah , that's much easier than just adding the 2 number you had in the first place together . I repeat , This blew my mind . Do you know who it is ? Ok first of all , moe is most definitely an asshole . That fat fuck needs to die already ... He's cocky as fuck and thinks that he's the father of KennyS himself . He has no regard for his teammates and I personally can't wait until that diabetic warlord finally gets kicked off of torqued and keels over . He's a little bitchy drama queen who talks shit and then acts like he didn't do anything . Seriously . Imagine seeing that thing at night . Wait , silly me , it probably isn't there at night . It just re-appears every morning a little taller . Well that OP is certainly something That's cool that Mexican food has reached that far . Now I would appreciate it if a good Mexican restaurant would open in central western Washington state ... I'm rooting for the Patriots . Nay , not only rooting , hoping beyond hope that Tom Brady gets as many rings as Joe Montana . This makes me happy 4.3 GB reduced to 43kb awesome , I am so lucky to have seen that blurry mess , super thanks . dota 2 will be and so will csgo Totally love being compared to a whale and a hibernating bear . Touch annoyed that for some reason the content of this didn't send over ... I'm pretty new to reddit . You know , if you keep guessing , it's going to be pretty hard to pull off my surprise . Ahhhh , those two , how could I not have seen it coming , it was so much not obvious that those two things might have came up somewhere within the week . / s and I also have a great excuse when I accidentally put it in the wrong hole Shut up about Jenny If it weren't for that 133t font ... * * I know Poor Rider User name checks out Sakura ~ ~ Trick ~ ~ Dick While the MH370 coverage is considerably more serious it reminds of CNN's coverage of the death of Michael Jackson . I turned off breaking news alerts and stopped following CNN after that . I guess the story now is Carly and Jenny had a combination play with Zack and X's penis , and touched it a little ... That dick is about to snap ......... Don't bring your math here ! I rest my case . Oh Thank God . But that was a close call . I must take Operation Conquer Miles to the next level . Miles , I'll need your phone number and coordinates . Any insight as to why ? I'm a noob . He's dying on the inside ... ( Nice skin Commenting " for science " Well if someone on the Internet says they'll do something and then they don't come through , then how can we , the masses , be expected to continue on in our lives ? ! I'm very disappointed in you ! Why ? Were you going to repost it somewhere Sydney , why you so humid ? I just turned 13 , I'm a " teenager " now Windows is never comfortable . Which of you said the word " shutout " ? It looks exactly like a boneless hot wing Ah ... sorry . I forgot to read your mind . I'd say it entered more than her mind @outlook . com email address Did you post pictures offensive to a peaceful community ? You should write a bot that automatically does My law prof decided his textbook needed a new cover with his daughter on it so we had to buy his new edition of the book this year . $ 1.2 Billion well spent ! Oh cmon at least put the damn seat up . Have you ever replied to the " Hey are you Warlizard from the Warlizard Gaming Forums ? " with a face other than And / r / nofap . Good god . You had handcuffs ? Should have used them on that second guy Nahht sure if this is freakishly coincidental ooooor that you are fully aware that there is strange sculptures that could most certainly be mistaken for cheese art all up and down the coast .... They have tuH azziP in Egypt ? ( Definitely windowed . I have no idea why they think this is a good idea Old gen peasant here Son , put the table back . ( Glad I'm not the only one I'm 23 and I'm toxic , so your stereotype isn't 100 % correct , sorry bro ~ ~ Didn't this backheel go to a Chelsea player though ? Nope , sure didn't . She has them to take out the trash . It is a funny image , just not at 2a ! who mentioned rim job ? Well excuse me . Last night I searched a few times and came up with nothing so this morning I just thought I would ask . I humbly grovel for your forgiveness . la clave es no usar las calzas solas , sobretodo si son cortitas , son demasiado reveladoras " Escape to restart " Or , you know , learn to swim Intensive purposes Valencia filter and a square picture .... OP did you post this on instagram ? And yet he keeps getting upvotes If anything , Jon's Targ name should be ... Viserys Literal interpretation Good god . Is NDTV ever going to recruit anyone with a decent grasp of English ? This wasn't an interrogation Goddamnit ! Made an account to say : You're so wrong By your logic , it would be totally cool for you to have a store and designate " whites only " parking spaces . Holly mother fucking god siamese twin faggot Alrighty ! Thanks . Ended up with LSD instead of shrooms you're so right about " something will come up that upsets her ... ( i guarantee it ) " someone should make a meme ! and know what ? she also came up with the sexual partner thing , i was like " ... why do you care ! i dont even think about former sexual partners ! you just need to know that i'm happy with you ! " and then she got upset because i dont wanted to answer that kind of questions . At first I was like ' before ' the internet ? ( So , does the ultra-handsome Miki pick up three girls at once to eat ? You first Yeah , we might get there .... in 20 years ... Dad yuuuu put dat table back . ( There's something suspicious about that math Same . I've noticed heavy ammo seems to drop in waves . I'll have on my wings and kill tons of guys , not heavy ammo drops ಠ_ಠ get annoyed and pop a heavy ammo synth , then tons of heavy ammo starts dropping Not to mention the " abusing women " fantasies ... That wasn't even funny he's no dick Sir What ? You're all over the place and stating the obvious . Obviously you're probably going to kill someone if you have to shoot them . Getting shot is usually fatal . Yeah , which means that they're probably re-purchasers who get to skip those who want to try it out . Where is my * * Helix Halberd * * weapon showcase ? She's his " long lost " daughter's friend from high school Me reading the title : Seriously . What a What Superbowl ? I don't recall there being one . Hah you crazy kids and your stories .... How do you know ? I'll make the Ciara unit analysis . Got it ? Normal people if they haven't already ... U better have a good answer as to why she got ears but no fluffy tail Bosh too 12 Lunarises ... The worst part was summoning her 4 times in a row ... Fun , but I really don't need beer that has more than 12 % alcohol . That maybe should not be # 1 . Putin is such a bad ass . Such a homophobic hyper masculine KGB wanna be dictator bad ass . It's sideways for me . By your teacher ? Or fellow students ? I need to know ಠ_ಠ true ... But still Those last few short strokes then she slips the head out ...... damn now I need a BJ I guess it's slowly waking up . It's hasn't gotten out of bed yet , but it's reached the point where it's become aware that it will eventually need to go to the bathroom . YOU . Are we trading someday or what ? Included will be their love child with a mysterious ability you will only find out about after 24 episodes .... AlienBlue has Living off the land , farming , raising animals , and making things using nature yeah I have experienced it and I am not a hippy . Im actually Mormon ... What's wrong with being vegan Walked in to the gym last week and two of the regular curlbros were doing deads for a change . Repping out 3 plates pretty easily , but when they added # 4 neither could move the bar more than a few inches . Thought nothing of it , until I finished my sets and noticed their bar is still on the floor . Loaded with 455 lbs , even though neither of them managed to lift 405 . i always remember the Swordfish and i always remember the Hammer Head but i can never ever remember the name of Faye Valentines ship The ignorance in China regarding animal welfare is staggering . My girlfriend posted a moment about getting our cat neutered . She instantly had a dozen serious replies from friends calling her cruel and a terrible pet owner since the cat could no longer be a father Hey , Peter-man . Watch your cornhole , man . Whats about the girl next to the APC ? I would really like some reading material . Wait a second . Someone in this thread mentioned that he played Sion support on his smurf Paul Pierce where was that defense in game 7 ? ლ ( you can brew your own electronics cleaner ? I would buy it , but i dont like puzzle games I've read that link on another site .... Good one ! I'm not sure that dog appreciates being referred to as a turd on a napkin though " gg noobs , y u feed kat ? I pushed her out of lane " - ( Smokes what ? I live on 119th Sears does auto maintenance ? No . That's how * she * effectively banned me . I thought you had said " rest in peace lulz . " I We can assumes she's not really your right hand women type Yeah , he walked off stage last time I saw him in Baltimore because the crowd was " getting too crazy " and trying to push forward to the stage ( like every rock show crowd ever ) . Best . Lay . Ever . ^ except ^ I'm ^ married ^ now , ^ so ^ yeah , ^ that's ^ great ^ too ^ Second picture cherezard ! HAHA CHARIZARD USED FLAMETHROWER SHAME ON YOU UR HOUSE ON FIRE 19 winners by random , 5 by vote . Wow .. yet another thing copied from Nine Inch Nails . ... gee , why would you ever break up with such a wonderful guy . I'm a nice guy Nice , I'll try that . Huh ... Any tips for a lightweight software to capture video ? Obligatory : I'm not sending you pictures of my twig and giggleberries . CSRF-token is not an authentication token . When will this madness end ლ ( I don't know how to feel about this . Thanks ! Gustin do good stuff ! It's gateway denim . If it wasn't for them I wouldn't be the serious denim geek I am today . " I'm a tube guy . A tube whore , if you'd like " - Here check out my entry level Grados and Valhalla Do you like country music ? No , it was * you * who just did that . I dunno why every time I read slytheriNA I remember derpina [ M ] I beg to disagree The VV3 . 0 has a 10 second cutoff ... 100 seconds ? Ahhhh the Aussie dilemma Is your mother retarded ? Asuka makes her first appearance in Episode 8 . Enjoy . ~ In a casket ~ Some more info which I thought I posted but I guess I didn't submit it right When I thought this was going to involve some sort of butter and coconut oil : You're everywhere . You made me hungry I believe I paid the same for that SAME Macroeconomics textbook . Kid has got his hands in his pockets , on a school photo . I'll be sure to uh * fill * those plotholes personally . \ m / Ce mec ne sait pas Oh yeah I'd eat that ...... and those lips would feel good wrapped around my pecker ... I notice you had no problem with meth cooking > Two sentences written for the entire week . Wait . You are wondering why GRRM and Dan Brown is an enjoyable read , while Paradise Lost and Wuthering Heights isn't ? And this triggered an existential writer episode ? Thanks for the advice ... and thats not happening ... I was in a party with 2 bards yesterday and 1 of them ( who died at least 3times in each boss ) kept playing Mage's Ballad at the start of every pull and I'm like ? ? ? Play foes if you want to play songs so badly Je suis vraiment impressionn é par ses talents de tir à l'arc I was too lazy to google " disapproval face " , copy it with the finicky touch-screen controls , then paste it with those same finicky controls . On the PC , I have a RES macro for Little bitch He's using a hip quiver in parts of the video She's only nine ... Then she was forced to make food with a secret ingredient , and it's not cat Punish Crimea because it got annexed by Russia ? Makes fucking sense Any Sandwich and Baconnaise , chicken and Baconnaise , Bacon omelette and Bacaonaise , Hot and Spicy Baconnaise Just convert all skillshots in targeted abilities and let us climb to Challenger ... " You have never been a fanatic about anything , except maybe sex , money , sports , or .... Or you could mix your ashes in with a nice load of water thats about to be used in a douche ... that way you could go through the pipes once more . Of course , it's allways worse to be Brazilian No but its's getting into * you . * You love 13 year olds ? Oh , well I guess that makes it ok then ... Damn it . Why'd that make me laugh . Oh do they ? Be careful / u / surgelol Thank you . No seriously . I'm ready to go on a rampage because of those people . There's nothing unreasonable about NK . Why wouldn't you want to be near the dear leader ! ? ლ ( Yeah ... So I'm still on a light buzz I just finished my exams and my new Arizer Solo came in so I bought an oz with my friends and we were outside then I realized my dad had been calling me for an hour so I was gonna run home but as soon as I started there was a wall in my way Oh right , I forgot that I saw that article and just went Why is there Lucy but no erza Why is your name a crocodile ? PIERRE MCQUIRE KNOWS ABOUT TRASH TALKING Tipo la Sierra Leone ? Because I'm the one telling people how they should travel and spend their time like it's any of my fucking business . Yeah that's it " Self-rape prevention " ... I wanna know too Glue the spike . Maybe cups even . I don't do that though , and don't drop it haha . I did this today with my mint focus . Multiple times . Cue chips . Unluckily I dropped it on cement and accidentally stepped on it scraping it across the floor . 10000/10 would not do again . Yes , the SJWs and Dancing with the Stars enthusiasts are right up there with educated people from a century ago . There is an AP lit class notorious for bad grades in my school . The average grade on the first essay is - 300 , which is thankfully usually brought up to 0 ( Been a lot of bikes stolen from there lately . Sucks . ... You win . I made my account on the 16th . " ... or horny " Cookies ? Mother of God ... The thing is , only the front halves of my eyebrows do that Citizen Kane ...... Just kidding . That movie is so boring that I can't believe I was able to keep myself awake through the entire movie Butthurt Sprint users / employees . Literally been admitted by a Sprint employee that he downvotes all T-Mobile comments / threads in this subreddit to " level the playing field " . Voulez-vous dire que nous n'avons pas les images de ce jeu légendaire ? 💨 💨 💨 💨 💨 What's the shipping to Canada ? haha the national costumes def seemed a bit over the top , and miss australia That skeleton hanging on the wall when princess enters the party : Stammer at left wing Oh god the triangles . How are you being downvoted for ' stop judging people by the group they belong to ? ' As long as he doesn't wash yours next That kid who hates it because it " doesn't do anything " ... wtf Is . Is that toilet paper ? Argh , got to try it out for the first time and the demo the guy had me do had slender man jump out at me . Then you're teleported into a movie theater so by the time people looked over at me screaming it looked like I really hated Iron Man or something I am . I know what you've done . \ & #3232 ; _ \ & #3232 ; Or copy past them , ~ ~ Full Sans-Culottes does not disable the indicators for shooters . as long as you are not fast-ryoko , i am good L ... licking it right ? People say that plagiarism tarnishes the luster of an undergrad degree . You prob should come off the bench then The question stands No . I have an IUD . But don't get me wrong ... I have definitely considered that possibility . I don't even know how I entered Maxwell on " turn 1 " and ended up facing a 2 turn gap between SS + Rune and Destiny ... Meanwhile in Australia . I was just about to type in We used to rub the cones until their velvety layer came off . Get out of my thread pokecheese My ( step ) MIL sent me two maternity shirts ... one was solid olive green with a bit of elastic bunching on the side , V-necked , and 3/4 sleeves . The other was cream , covered in pastel pink wild flowers , big ass pastel pink bow across the back of the neck , 3/4 sleeves with the sleeves ending in elastic . The first one was great . The second shirt ... A hefty dose of SNRIs and mood stabilizers . I agree . Unfortunately , today's society considers " hacking " as " unauthorized access where the owner of the system / account did not give you explicit permission to gain access to their stuff , whether you know the password or not . " Hypothetically speaking , adding your personal computer to your school's domain network with your own user account and password already on the system or adding a printer using a simple IP address is considered " hacking " . Seriously ? What a fucking cunt . No other words Antique . If you are just starting out than buy one of those complete sets you can get at any Dicks . Or shop around online and get similar set and a bag . Shouldn't cost you more than $ 200 . Then go to driving range : a lot . See if you Dig the game and when you Progress than you can start becoming a Degenerate Compulsive Club Buyer like some I know . Not me , of course ..... The contractors for one of our big , complex projects " forgot " to compact the ground before pouring a large concrete structure . The soil settled , and they just kind of went " Welp , too bad . " Hey thanks for submitting this the ten trillionth time . Mine too What's up frog pizza . I can do that face too Yea , frog pizza , I get it . I can do that face too .... this is the exact comment I left in the Interstellar thread after watching an early show when it came out . I am extremely confused . TFW someone thinking KyoAni started making shows in 2012 I always use night mode , even on my phone . PILLAGED , I MEAN WTF , ITS EASIER TO SAY STEAL LIKE IN THE MANGA That's twice my university tuition " Push back into old town " isn't a solution ... Don't remove the pipe from the sprinkler again ! Everything . You're extremely rushed Go big or go home ........ Bugatti filthy casual I was under the impression that plan b was abortion There's still a lot wub wub music While this is awesome , it's seems stupid to offer a web based method of communication , in which you can voice and video with people , but there is no option to send them a simple text message . I guess america is no longer the land of the free . Wait , SS and Medicare aren't taxable income ? I didn't know this ... 14 . Yes you can use Rupture on Annie and knock her up . " WUT " and that Jatt face You * * * have * * * to pick one I wouldn't stand for this guy hitting on your fianc é . Jesus ( Ignore me , I'm a dumbass . But not your doctor . I'm not a homophone ! My friend is gay . If you're a white male , don't bother . You're not " diverse " enough Shakugan NO Shana I work at target and can confirm . There's a lot of random things we get in that looks good but doesn't make any sense . Or entrepreneur " 14 . Yes you can use Rupture on Annie and knock her up . well I've learn the importance of a space in between " cream pie " when I was with niece . We were looking for a recipe for a nice dessert and a recipe for a human baby were not what we had in mind . ( I was 24y and she was 13y at the time ) we had a good laugh about it but the look her mom gave me when we first told her Not even any sarcasm is needed either , wtf were they doing How " touching " Not that it was a horrible idea ... right ... * right * Cheater always accuse non cheater of cheating because they cant believe that they can hit shoots & outplay someone without cheating Are you serious ? But none of these flairs are symmetrical . The picture is unavailable . [ A Certain Scientific " Railgun " ] ( / s " That projectile ain't arcade token . Pony power . Pony 2012 you guys . This is where my tax money is going I so hope I wasn't getting horked on as a come on . That is disappointing ... Haha I actually didn't remember that part with Isabelle knowing your name , but that's something I wouldn't put above him FML . I was there with my 6 month old . No they shouldn't . That's what Mobile has it . It's called I always thought mixed teams was a BS move . The only other example of team mixing is Tier V nonsense games with ME 262s and Canadian Sabres dogfighting Jap sabres and Meteors Ha ha .. its labeled and everything ... oh god . " Which one is the N64 ? " No sakura , no * sees title * is it the one where the dolphin is fucking the fish corpse . * clicks link * yup I don't fear this . I thought I would open the link to find that Vanilla Ice would be releasing a new album That dog wasn't going to be tricked a second time . I went to high school with this girl ... her name is Chelsea Dudley - - wtf is Chanel west all about ? Sim . Se insistir consigo dormir por volta de 2h da manh ã , apenas para acordar 6h Not at all mate they are all angled right at me I know the exact toilet you are talking about . As a jet pilot I agree with what you're saying about the difficulty being proper , but man , nothing is more frustrating than having a good start downing the sword bearer and then having the sword disappear . " Yes you can use Rupture on Annie and knock her up . Awesome , that's just so fucking awesome .... I am , because mine doesn ’ t come with a copy of the game anyways Never seen a cock that white ! hoo indeed ˆ ( That's a funny way to say I bought that Spy Fox bundle so hard ... then got a boner to my childhood memories Come on , like you don't know there is plenty of supply . Djenge Frett , the bounty hunter ? I can actually imagine them doing it My husband doesn't dare comment on my diet , but he does comment on other things that are perfectly harmless . ( I told him about the old wives tale that raising your arms over your head strangles the baby with the umbilical cord ; he freaked out and now rushes over and insists that I knock it off whenever I raise my arms . I never trust that much enthusiasm . :) is fine . :D is suspicious but not alarming . Same for =) . But =D ? Very concerned . Ok , thought I'd gone mad again \ * Insert And you seem to subsist on nothing but candy and cheesecake , and you're thin as a rail . Not that any of us are INSANELY JEALOUS or anything . Not sure if trolling or just a moron ... How ? HOW ? ! Even you can write fan fiction ru jr . You clicked down vote but I wasn't joking , it really is . That will make it worse , tears have salt in them . You must have your head up your butt not to know who he is ... How ignorant can you be ? Lol I thought this was okay . It's just that Joker doesn't really get a lot of respect here and you played him up like a threat . Apparently people don't even think he can beat " normal person with a gun " . Michael Rosen ? Bro , chill out with the Cynthia theme . It's pure ecstasy If there was a hook in the hall coat closet . And ..... Not a single Diva . That's what I was getting at My first response to this is Je ne comprends pas cette blague C'est drôle parce que c'est cool nous mangions ce sang dans mon pays va avoir besoin de plus d'eau et d'un réfrigérateur plus grand Je t'aime also - salade Cheers from Montreal ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Don't ruin Star Wars for me They are good people . Have you'll seen his recent interview , they're investing in politics only to ensure the country moves forward in the right direction . The lefties have demonized them You can set your phone to autocorrect something like " lod " to " " Autself " for real makes me angry . Holy shit ! I'm pretty sure I have mild / high-functioning autism , but I see it as a challenge that sets me back and has to be compensated for , in order for me to be as socially successful as other people . I can't even imagine frankensteining it into a pronoun , and learning that people do that is really upsetting to me . I think your sarcasm tag is missing , but if not then I had no idea it couldn't touch skin Amazing , it's really a thing ! No need for a I queue for roulette but I still get 30 + queues :( Gotten one queue to pop after like 20 minutes the whole week ... and it was an in progress I think what bothers me most about this website is that highlighting text makes it think it's on a new page . had to hit the back button like 10 times > new player ' 1000 hours ' But you have a password just to fuck with people " Women wear makeup to look pretty for boys " Now everyone knows your name ! : O : O : O IKR ? I'm more pissed that Florida has decided to sit this winter out . AGAIN . holy shit .... thts disturbing Pourquoi est-ce le FrontPage the 23rd pic had me like A recent one from 2XC : " a women's most valuable asset is her youth and looks " Loved it ! Good point on not doing pics , no-one wants to stumble upon his mom on the net well I was ribbing him then , the point still stands , I wasn't being serious . Hence That was our plan too last year ( Ohana in lieu of V & A's ) ... I wanted to share the kitchen sink too last year ... Got turned away at the door .... * * THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY * * J'ai pens é que c ' était une araign ée Read " since * * she * * was 7 years old " ( Et pourtant , il est dans la premi ère page Cela semble bon à manger et ça me donne faim Does it baffle you ? I love Yyŷm . ' I 77ಠ_ಠ OP , how often does this occur ? never have i I've learned enough about boxes after being on reddit Netcode lost the last round to a ninja defuse . thats not lydia Aaron Rodgers , is that you ? I just did a discount double check I didn't even know that existed Huh . TIL . Not happy about it tho " Take antibiotics to get over the flu . " - - My mom . You work where I work . I once tried to PM my friend to tell her that someone beat me in a game , and Neopets wouldn't let me send it unless I changed the word " beat . " who woudn't want to wake up at 3 in the morning to go fish ( Hold on guys . This might sound crazy but I'm starting to suspect this guy isn't really a robot . * " Bed chambers " * ( Shivvers ) Come fai il risotto con la pentola a pressione ? I see you everywhere . Always with the same joke Oh that old knee slapper . ... again ... I still use a mouse pad on top of it errr thats it , no more fish for me . On second thought , the vegan lifestyle is starting to make sense . Those guys have my vote Isn't that every bomb scenario map ? It's like it's aware Never mention Leo and calypso not working ever again ok ? Wasn't paying close enough attention , for a second there I thought he blew his load in the sock and that's why he had to clean it . I don't know how to label this on my iTunes . I don't wanna make a whole new artist tag for this mixtape , and I cant put by 2 Chainz feat whoever else because he's not on all of them . I was pooping the other day and my kid wandered into the bathroom with an empty coffee mug and a glass , handed them to me , and left . Thanks , I'm totally in here washing dishes and not at all busy ... Please downvote , OP stole picture from / u / EltonJuan ' s thread where he actually found them . Hunh . NC dweller here and I've only had one stranger feel my belly ( 30w + something ) . Not even my high school students or coworkers touch me without asking first . However .... not complaining ! ( Now looks of pity and comments about how I currently look full term ... yeah . Those are rampant I recently ( about 12 days ago ) ordered some juices . Unfortunately the tracking information I received doesn't have any information on where my package is . h ノ ( Even more ironic when your irony uses generalizing . I see what you did there Your user combined with your comment ... Pretty sure it's a cock ring I feel like they are setting us up again , Ezra style . Except when there's 50 days left . We * have * to use the actual numbers for that . We can't have " L Days until the Daytona 500 ! " can we ? > Edit : Damn , dem downvotes ( Awww I love it , it is a soot sprite . Agreed , I immediately smiled really big and then ... Dat Djoko fall Eventually she will discover tumblr , and change into her final form . I wonder how much karma you've gotten by just typing " But he's well behaved , sweet and funny ! Think of the joy of being in the presence of a precious little snowflakes ! ...... I did the change.org petition for Weird Al to do this year's half time show maybe 6 months ago ... I keep getting annoying emails from them about various causes to petition for which I would ignore , until I got one last week petitioning the NFL to disqualify the Patriots from the Super Bowl Because I don't know where to find it .. because all I know are the basics FINAL BOSS That's a pretty cynical point of view . I've seen dc talk , newsboys , Michael w . Smith , Matt maher , Carman What do * you * mean by interesting ? Is he a student ? ( Now this is just retarded Those are some huge feet / boots . Ehm ... Yeah sure ... Man .... I'm not so sure I'm liking the look of that thumbnail for the titan helm .... That doesn't link to the correct switcharoo . ლ ( Il ressemble à un evil totoro Cet article a été écrit par steve jobs Ce commentaire fait vraiment ma journ ée J'esp ère qu'il se sort en ipad Ne pas fermer mais était - il il est amusant de jouer de cette façon Est-ce un tricheur Gardez votre calme , je suis un mécanicien Ils doivent être des fans de zelda No brigading . Um . Was not expecting to see Sleeping with Sirens in this . Also was not expecting the Rick-Roll I feel you . Some monkey loaded up the leg press with 4 plates then left it there after he was done . A tiny asian girl that couldn't have weighed more than 90 pounds started racking his shit so I politely went up to him & asked him if he was done & if he was then he should probably help her Jungle ? I thought you were making a joke about how ballet is mostly fillied with younger people before they leave or get injured . Then i thought about it A - 10 ... Army ... Oh god damnit Roman . I was trying to defend you all week . Now I realize you're an asshole . I agree with that other guy . You fuckboi I suddenly have the biggest urge to murder people ... Then toke more and don't green out . You're talking to a second generation Trekkie here . The people landing on the Omaha beach or working the Mekong delta didn't forget . Jeez if man can't even change climate I wonder why mutually assured destruction was a thing . We should just start nuclear war at a whim ! I'm sure if we can't change the climate , we shouldn't be able to destroy all of earth right ? The eyes were facing the wrong direction ( ლ She sounds mean . One of the top posts " Anyone else think Santorin is hot " top comment : " Well I do now " . What just happened ? this was mine ... This guy I work with comes up with the most ridiculous excuses all the time , the last one was he had one of his friends call and say that he was in jail , OK fair enough this guy gets into a lot of problems with the law because he's an idiot and being in jail is very provable except that I decided to check his Facebook and I see a picture of him drinking beer with his friends with the caption " I don't feel like working so we're going to party " posted five min ago R / bloodyaskscience ? Thank for asking . Otherwise Hey , the trend of soldered on ram is also fairly prevalent in new windows laptops ( no excuse for desktops , especially the new mac mini though not gonna lie I laughed ... then I have seen phogoth double spawn before too Is it just me that thinks that at the satart of every video he should say for ex . This is a shoots bangbang them-up . I think that that is a thing that he does sometimes but he did that in older videos and he kind of does that today . ( And yes I just put THAT 5 times in a sentence ) Wow that's terrifying I'm in the military and go to the gym on post . So unfortunately all the fat soldiers , sailors , marines , and airmen who wanted to become human-shaped again have a bit more resiliency than your average Resolutioner . They'll be hogging my favorite machines and wasting space until at least mid-March . The only guys she's been sneaking in is * five guys * STOP and listen ..... do you hear that ? That's the sound of Glitch Hop fanboys fapping . ^ ^ ^ ^ Holy fuck ...... Of course there won't be enough interest . It's not like this subreddit is filled with horny dudes who want to jerk off or anything . Owns an aventador , uploads In 720p Wow . It turn out that I'm just an idiot . I had the V_in and V_out wires switched on both of them It smells like fresh paint I ... well this is weird , I'm pretty sure I'm in this video . 7:38 , the black car on the right lane , I'm pretty sure that's me Thought this was r / circlejerk , deeply disappointed Wow really mature . They're really going to change minds . Why is the pelvis broken in half ? I'm not sure I know what you mean but in case I do: What ? He did an AMA the next day and would neither confirm nor deny . Maybe as part of murder mysteries , if we get them ( we better Part of me wants to post that arnold quote about pumps feeling like cumming , but the other part of me just wants to go with this What the fuck really didn't came across such on reddit Well , is the screen off ? Don't think I don't know . Noted feminist activist ? But it didn't kill hers AHHH yesss thiissss ! ! Haha oh the dreaded grades struggle ! My favorite days were , " hey mom ! Remember that Chem class I was really struggling in ? ! Well I managed to get a B ! ! Isn't that awesome ! ! " " if you really studied you could've had an A , I really don't see why you're celebrating a * B * you should really apply yourself more ... " ITT : WAAAY too many Holocaust jokes ( Edgar ! Brofist ! how many pms did you get ? Because my hands are dry , prevert ... pls read post before you comment . ( If all it takes is to ask .... then you should come here , to NYC . Not the video I was expecting . Geekhackers are always slacking . I have a request that will destroy and burn all of your childhoods , a Calvin and Hobbes album Or skip the ex-lax and waffle stomp it ... ಠ_ಠ my ಠ_ಠ so I can ಠ_ಠ your You do puppies ? I've got a user that's been with us for about a year . She just told me her name is misspelled . Yeaaa ... it was totally not the fault of a president that decided that protests should be federal offence and participant should be gunned down . are you kidding me What ? Hey there Orycteropi afer , thomas and me , patateros , are going snowboarding with lots of hot chicks and booze left , right and centre , so clashing will be out of the question for the both of us . We will leave the clan on friday the 30th and will be returning 8 ? th of february , or somewhere in that timeframe . Patateros and thomas out , win the 3 coming wars for us will ye fellas :p That site needs more people . The people in my area seem ......... questionable . Fucking phone Strict NAT is a problem that affects a small portion of our playerbase I may catch some flack from some people but , Obama is a really good guy . He really tries hard to make things better for the people . Some may disagree . Thanks :) So , this whole post is moot . Go about your business people , nothing to see here . Why bother being even that specific ? Why not just say " not the US ? " found em It was a slow day at work Then I'm clueless It's like you won't even try to be straight . I realize this . Did you bother to read my response ? I had only heard it sarcastically . Nobody is punching your grandma . Calm yourself down . It's SOE's new Day Z ripoff . I personally enjoyed eureka seven a lot I'm still quite surprised that it isn't more well known ... and the feels ... oh god the feels ... Except when you are given the money to do it How did it taste ? I am a little annoyed there was no mention of beef fry . You're sad that they * didn't * squeak ? Ducking nsfl ! not nsfw . wow . 99 % acurate . impressive , truly . That's less than minimum wage . OP appears to not understand how not posting spoilers works . They're also * dodging taxes * Looks a bit ... digital . iTunes ? Religion brings ~ ~ peace ~ ~ war again ... ヽ ( haha as a bombers man i hope to one day forget that his ever coached Just clicked on that link . Play more > dragons claws are misaligned I wonder if this would really happen . I thought that this spike will fade away when he was with 10k viewers average , now he is having 20k and it's still growing ... Plea riot my wallet I'm an Amumu main pleas Wait , a football compilation with ... decent music ? Well what else is he going to play Since the the very first iPhone 2G iOS 1 . It was a very long , tedious , annoying process . But man , was it fun back then ! ! ! " Much more going on , with much less drama " is the way I would describe the community in those days . Universe's Disney fetish Y'know , your coat's kind of a ... Brown color . I think yer one'a'them Inna'pendents ! My sister wrapped my car around the back of a dump truck because texting and driving . That will be corrected . Nah he probably wanted to get a good look at the son of a bitch that almost ended him Well shit . ( God damn ... How do you live ? ! ლ ( They enjoy what their eating but freak out to see it being made . More like all except one WHAT ARE YOU THE HUMOR POLICE * Adam has 8 celebis that he'd be willing to part with * ( / u / joelrjohnson watch out Go on over to / r / MILF . They don't seem to know what MILF means either . Most posts are just of older women and are clearly not mothers . Some people say " she could be a step-mother . " FOR FUCKS SAKE , STOP GIVING THIS MAN MONEY ! HIS FILMS ARE COMPLETE SHIT ! " Although I could give them some tips " You shouldn't have to even explain that , he's pretty weird , I don't know what he was thinking . The guy you responded to must have similar " tastes . " A bagun ça é o de menos , o pior são as 3 abas abertas no internet explorer That is one dope ass character I'm still waiting on you ... but your flair isn't a Premiership team . The sad part is that they all go to Spurs or neither of us ............ Oh great .. New neighbors . Nobody here likes " I got my new keyboard today " posts . There's nothing official , no . The developers notes reveal that Lachesis was originally going to be Aless ' mother ( She has a lot of balls When riding escalators , stay to the right ! Are you able to tally how many times you've used " > Saw the walls fall out - I'll be excited when its fuel isn't more polluting than petrol in this country . I'm still not getting any of the mod mail though Reminds me of Loki What percentage of your comments would you say are just " Hey now sir can't tell if your grammar / facts suck , or if your a genius They can't afford that . The clapping . ╰ ( > He's prominently cited and admired as a " risk taker " in Rachel Held Evans ' books . What percentage of your replies from people would you say are along the lines of " What percentage of your comments would you say are just " Take that monster in the back . It was OP Now please You mean an animated svg ? Actually on mobile Now there's going to be a ton of calls being received at Comcast HQ all requesting to end their service because they're moving in with someone already subscribed . Tomorrow is my main's 1 year birthday . WAYS to jack my bday Brave ( I'm still in Hero and was brave most of my year ) . * Those shoes ! * You look a bit like someone I know , yet I know you're not in Michigan . I am deleting this comment because its totally unrelated to Facer . Nice try Samsung gfycat ? * / pauses gif * Not like that . Looks like the 60 ' s had sex with the 90 ' s on my wrist . Seemed logical at the time If you are going to wear dark lipstick , ffs , let it look like you still have fucking lips . Guys should i y . o . l . o . it ? 65 $ on HR and i will get back 442 , the profit is real Dude ... I sense a Templar ! So the mall makes it but not U of MN as a listed item . " Colored ? " What year is this ? Fuckin ' Mauro Ranallo is the worst . Also , Kenny Brian ... Sorry , I posted using a workflow from the beta release , useless to you . Back in my day , we didn't have that * insert negative insult * Brave Frontier Official US TV Commercial Protoss ? In Team Acer ? TOO SOON And because you told me so ... ( Now why the hell did I go back to look ? Maybe they were throwing Mine goes as far as S when the icons go to Z ... I'm like wtf Samsung ... I have pretty long , curly hair , but my boyfriend has straight hair that is twice as long as mine , it's not fun for anyone . > The And the schedule doesn't get easier . Still have a rematch against Pitt and two games against Miami and Virginia each . I must be an oddball . I love people doting over my new born , and if they come up and give her cheek a tickle , I really don't mind . I'm not a germaphobe , and I'm only as protective / mamma bear as I feel I need to be . If someone is hacking all over the place , ya , I draw the line there Did someone say little boys ? 1,941 people subscribed Oh come on . Rly ? But why wou .. Come on ! " Short Fuse " Holy shit , just when I think I've seen it all . Those legs look fucking weird Everyone see ? Geez ... What % of your comments are just " Nah when I pull out its also scraping the underside it's touching me Yea , all that is messed up .... I couldn't even imagine doing any of that , ugh . I especially cannot stand people that blatantly smoke under or next to a NO SMOKING sign ( like a hospital entrance Five bucks for a hunk of plastic ? Preinstalled cabinet hardware ? That's what happens when you let * people * do the work they never thought to just take a photo of the bottle and flip it ? Ungrateful , I don't know how many times I've been called this by my Nmom . I just found this sub and holy moly everything makes sense ! You talking about the mess thing sounded like you were telling my story lol . I love cooking and baking but was never allowed too . Clearly anyone but Nmom in the kitchen would call forth the hated beast called " a mess " destroyer of worlds Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate ... Please make a more descriptive post title next time It's fun cuz boobies heeheehee How do I join the squad ? They wanna look professional but their memory leaking launcher says it all . I've never had the colour come out of chinos or trousers the way it's comes out of jeans when I let somebody else wash my clothes that one time What trade ? OP , please don't say " stay away from websites like this " and then link to them . Can't get Pikmin 3 anywhere tho .. After all the gold , not sure if hailcorporate or not ... Son . This isn't a problem . Any good tanker would be able to time and hit his shots when the mana turret player goes onto their turret . Son . Can I get a NSFW tag ? I'm on an airplane and am now getting dirty looks . God damnit . thinking someone got back at you good .. same username This team wont go far , they will all have broken headsets Your name .... Are you saying very high saturation in a good way ? good ol 2012 up until three weeks ago , ten dollars was a lot for me , I was living off of savings . My girlfriend pays rent , but I pay our utilities from my savings . It sounds stupid now , but at the time we decided this place going to be safe enough that we could forego it for later . Well now we know .. ( What do you have to do ? ! We have one in my house , my hubby just stares at it . I bought it for him about 6 months ago . Men ! Why do you have steroid toothpaste . Which coincidentally happens to be the same story . Because by definition average IQ is exactly 100 , which is depressingly low Audio surveillance ? Ok yeah I'm totally not going to notice a 50 % decrease in mobile device battery life Wow , that was a very long time to go back and forth between the two countries and regions . The only thing I don't know how to make the most important thing in my room is the only thing that would make me happy . The fact I can get it right away with the only one that is a good time with the only one that is a good time with the same thing to say it was the best of the year and the other hand . ... She likes the gravy .... What's with the starving kid on level 133 , and all the skeletons in the walled off bedrooms ; what kind of fort is this . Its the default font THAT is a BW , single-gas , personal H2S monitor . opposite , im in like boston Marshawn Lynch ( Seattle Seahawks Team Member ) + Tonight's game ( Super Bowl ) But .... you waited a whole month to respond to her Damn it Government ! ! ! ლ ( Make the builder come and fix their fuck-up ! How old is your other hand But some of us don't I know you . Don't you have better things to do with your free time ? Literally broke my alien blue app on this pic Anybody have any drawn out plans for these bases ? I'm still kinda horrible at the engineering side of things Sometimes all you can say is The fuck Can we all agree to abandon Flash forever please ? I'm especially looking at you , VMWare . A year ago you were 19 . Now you're 18 ? > why pick this song In a word , no . In two words fuck no . it ... I know , let's make Jimmy Olsen in Super Girl a huge black guy and Cyborg a white ginger kid ... They even used a meme in the wrong way ... * * Omg I've tried this already and it just feels fucking odd . When I try to stroke the " shaft , " I just end up feeling like I'm touching somewhere odd and that I really need to stop . Sort of the same way it would feel if someone inserted their pinky deep into your belly button and tried to stimulate you . I think this face : Are you Don Shipley approved ? Are ... Are you Domalakazam ? ( And Urgot skins ... Dead people don't poop . We have one too , but he's cage free in the house so when we put em in there he just looked at us like THAT CURSED THRALL IN THE PIT AT 3:34 ( You jumped into the ocean with socks on Because only the buyer is allowed to install hardware ! To do so beforehand is vandalism Wallpaper doesn't match theme but coooooool My biggest problem with that name was it was not pronounceable . Darkness : " I have a boyfriend What about loli-gagging ? It's not a giveaway if you need to donate 1 $ " Photoshopping his voice " ... Mail them back , postage due ! Its been MONTHS and I can still hear Zero's voice perfectly . Like the cheerful ghost of Christmas pets , her cries of " EPOHHS ! CUDDLY AND FRIENDLY EPOHHS ! " still haunt me . Ah , odd and friendly romulan researcher , I enjoyed our time together so , but seriously its like February now , I'll see you in December . I shouldn't have googled that Maybe you should tip the police about OP . Could be involved in some illegal activites . I'm wondering how you would figuratively fly to his house and suck his cock dry .. ( Glasgow would like a word with you . According to my 100 % loss rate with Batrider , very easily I imagine except is correct Looks like a fantastic method to propagate malware . It already shipped my old 570 made people's heads float Well if the priority is still given to money , and things like Mercury ( thimerosal ) are still being used , and vaccines are being shipped in from China ( where high quality control is ALWAYS kept at a high standard Holy crap what does it mean ? Counting on you man I have several questions ... We had the same problem as you . We tried Ferber first with no success because our daughter is super stubborn . You could move a centimetre away from the crib and she would lose her shit I wish my mother f'n body would stop trying to do shit every time I'm a couple days PP . First I had congestive heart failure with my first daughter . Last night , only 11 days PP with # 2 , I passed a clot as big as my fist making hubs and I and new baby end up visiting the ER at 2am I do , but this story happened in a time * * * before * * * AdBlock . Wow , how did I live in such a time ? She was 13 in the first book . First scene , if I remember , her brother is talking about / touching her breasts ... Or could it be that I'm just fucking around and being pedantic for no reason ? Hmm I wonder ... I just mentioned to to my Zimbabwe born wife that I didn't know the prez was called Mr banana , when she was a little girl " yep didn't you know that ? It's where banana republic comes from " Professor was a professor of * * New English * * . I make a 8th last a week . Oh god I think I have a new " worst way to die " scenario A " stranger " did it and then ran off and left the lighter by the fence . Riiiiight . This little piggy went to the market ... And this little piggy went on Kik and developed life altering psycho-sexual disorders ! I think / u / puffthedragonborn meant GSPTSE ... which is a composite index , not a stock . You have * that * username and the first thing you think of when you hear " Riker " is Riker's Island ? The whole point of my post was to say that posting signs is * cheaper * than painting the curbs red ... You n me both . Thats why I got a pair of reflective What have you done ! Why the government won't allow refinancing to current rates is the biggest scam of them all . The banks gave away all their money in terrible housing loans practically to anyone willing to sign the papers and secured those loans with high interest private student loans . The housing market crashed as it would have and they traded the student loan concessions to the government for a bailout and are still in business looting and pillaging and taking fat bonuses . This is some mafia style shit right here . That sounds pretty weird . Even a HDMI cable is only a bunch of wires that should not get destroyed by a discharge , that should absolutely not happen when you power on a macbook . Besides , you said it was a problem with the displayport , but you had to replace hdmi cables ? lol quit lurkin ! That's just what they want us to think You win , this time ... / u / Ukaei is probably talking about camming though . * For shame ! * This is me like every day ... Low BP and resting HR along with a circulation disorder makes for a sad lyf i was like . Really ' I got the ball ' is the first thing he says to the ref . Lul There's a warning he provided . Stop being so sensitive . It was under a sweater . Bruh , 6 years of crossdressing , I know what I'm doing . No joke , yesterday I saw a guy pull a bench up to the dumbbell rack , pull 2 of them off the top , popped his feet up on the rack and started doing bench dips . Blasphemer ! You shut your whore mouth ! These three taste nothing like each other . Fruity Pebbles taste like angel nipples . I wouldn't slop my hogs with Froot Loops or Trix . Clearly ... ( I had one when I was younger its was because I had my first orgasm at a pool and there were a ton of girls with bare feet walking around . And when you were in 6th grade a barefoot was about the most nudity you would see on a girl . So yeah that's how Oh .. Well , that just happened . Babies for dinner , y'all Haha so funny He asked you a question This will not produce gasoline . Well ? More annoying . Burn down the governors mansion and throw him in the lake ! They were pissed because they had unprotected sex and then had children ? It's a little late to be feeling " pissed " . I have the weirdest boner . Huh . Good to see the producer of Tiffany's breakout album stuck to his guns musically . Honestly , the best way would be to not involve One Piece . You don't want to mislead her into thinking you're a fan of the series only to end up having an awkward conversation like " What's your favorite part of the series ? " " Oh ... About that ... I'm not really a fan , I just asked Reddit how to ask you out because you seem to love the series ... " " " Just drug ' em , they'll never know " Shitty part about sunset overdrive is they patched that in . It wasn't there at launch . Science City Sweet . Time to hunt for a slime farm we are going to need that ... 129 stick pistons He definitely has the On one hand , people being concerned whether your BF took the pic with consent is a good thing . But on the other hand , calling a guy a creep right away is pretty disgusting Looks like she's just taking photos from that people post and judging them according to how they look .... ( from the moment i opened OP's link to reading those my exact face was as follows : Well thanks for all the help It just depends on what people hold valuable . It sounds like it makes sense for you to rent . I would buy in a heartbeat if I could just because I don't want a landlord telling me what I can and can't do to my unit ... I want a strata to do that . Don't tell me what to do ! Challenge accepted yeah thats why i want to start with portion control , we eat fairly healthy in the house , nothing pre-made , all fresh ingredients . but MY GOD the ice cream This works too . R u ok ? Like mentally ? I assure you , you're not Meanwhile J . P . Morgan pays 99 million no arrests Meanwhile J . P Morgan pays 99 million - no arrests / u / changetip 100 bits ... popped my cherry .. uggh ... the mental images no ..... I just go with :P , they know what's up Or good Obviously my best attempt at being original Take your goddamn upvote and fuck off . always riots So you're saying that Europeans are more evolved than middle-easterners ? That's a bunch of naked people . ( It works at PCC but unfortunately the asshats in charge turned on " signature required over x dollars " , effectively negating the entire point of paying with a phone Only if there were some way to send a store of value effortlessly across borders ... without any permission or delay at a cost of 6c ( Regardless of value moved ) oh shit wait ... yeah .. there's bitcoin I think he was only confused because his bullshit was too much & it caught up to him . + for catching his crazy fuckups . I work with words , read over stuff like this daily & dumbasses make me cringe . > This is the second time you posted this and I gave you the answer last time No I must be very prude then if you were catching all this nudity when you were 11 . I can't even pronounce that . The username Relevant username ? Haha this guy doesn't know I'm a 25 year old reporter for the St . Louis post dispatch . But hey this is reddit so yea never know ! Stop following me Traction . Why are all the recommended videos about relationships And deleted account too . Scumbags I stared at the picture way too long , thinking it was a gif . So 21 jump street LIED to me I'm not even subscribed to this subreddit , was just passing through , but you guys are totally right nailed it on the head . I'd like to add to your conversation and say that it goes beyond human communities - it's universal law . You see the same patterns in planetary bodies , it's really common just with more physics . I'm also using alien blue , it's an iOS app for reddit , so I'll press this button now : I cannot stand Bachman oh god why ( That's awesome ! The same happened to me . We're at over 100 dudes ... I think I have a problem ... A ) No , just , no . C ) No , even more no ! Ermm .. this isn't a knife and it's not funny I've got one too . ~ ~ :) ~ ~ this comment from a " die Welt " columnist Well he seems to be stoned as hell ... [ M ] In that case I take Europe and a long life . I will ( still ) be miserable , but so will be everyone else The trinity LB doe What in the ever-present , all-encompassing , sweet and crispy FUCK did he say ? ! I'm so confused . But I think I like being confused Was that just a .... Taylor Swift reference ? ( people in the back ... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ My entire life has led up to this moment .... One good thing about my hair is that it can go natural on a good day . If it's not a good day I pull it up but I've been doing it so the curls naturally fall . They are like wavy curls . So soft Schtanding by . But he's not bitching . Woop , Faroe Islands is there ! xD Hello from the Faroes No , it needs heat , sparks are hot . Then obviously the side " stairs " are for accessibility . Clearly lots of giants work there . are you from the Oh Jesus According to the prophecy you're supposed to answer : Oh yes . Can vouch for this guy The trainer also had a Delelewooooop ( By rough estimate , how much comment karma would you say you have received from that face alone : Hey , aren't you the guy who likes to post 39 comments in , I can't possibly be the only who went all That park job though " Black market transactions beget violence ... " I treat my rep Red Octobers better then people treat their real ones . Baggy shirt is deceiving . Is she fat ? Her face doesn't make me seem so or her arms . But I've been lied to before I recommended a Mosin Nagant for my brother-in-law one year . He didn't care for it until he watched Enemy at the Gates Rhotos are awful I feel like getting " Ooh a donation jar ! I'd give you mine , but engineering school stole it OP - let me get this straight . You have been slighted by your cousin and will now spend $ 2500 to go to wedding where those feelings will be inflamed again , and possibly experience more exclusion ? Will you marry me ? I'm guessing they're enforcing this because last year my cousin got her car stolen , it was used in a drive by or a murder , then they found it torched out a week later . She left it running out in her driveway on Overland Park . Yup . Right before the killing blow on Crota ... You lied to us , you said you wouldn't find it but you did . That's true actually . You want ... to play with her ... Eu nu inteleg altceva , purtarea centurii nu este opțională Thats what THEY do Watch your 6 ... Women can't understand me nor can they tolerate me , so it seems . I've spent too many a year with computers and programming to the point where I talk in advanced terms and vocabulary without being able to control myself . Plus , I'm not that masculine anyway , so that has something to do with it . Throughout my younger years I was harassed and bullied constantly by girls , so I've never really been able to get extremely close to one . But if I do , I get friendzoned . China , I'm on to you ... I thought the diagram would have ducks No it would not be . If someone comments here the fucking Lucian lvl 2 powerspike joke I'm gonna kill him IRL South Americans be like : Why would you level resistance ? > Why is this a GIF Ugh .. Not going to be able her character now either .. Fuck that ! We need a History of the World : Part 2 ! Would like a book series similar to The Dresden Files or The Iron Druid Chronicles . Please NOT some teen fiction that revolves around an incompetent protagonist but not calamari . Must be awful not winning back to back Super Bowls ...... Shut up , Bill why do i always find it more interesting to see what people have on their desks ? ( These are pretty nice pictures . Up voted as a peace treaty . What the actual fuck the plant is moving towards the light Hearing this story and how it blew up was what made me first get into reddit . Now here we are ... lol love the downvote within 20 seconds , if ur gonna downvote at least give a reason That comma is incredibly out of place . uuuh , maybe I do [ M ] Sooooo , you're one of those breach charge campers ! ! I hope you get raped . Your username , plus you liking the work from home schtick ... Hooray ! This stuff doesn't work in Europe .... I actually have a little mole right about where she drew that one in . I am a pretty , early French hooker They delivered mine upside down . Left 4 Dead > EDIT : Would like to mention that the number of Twinks has gone up 100 % . Good lord . I hope my defib doesn't make a ' boom ' sound when the paramedics use it Wait , aren't you / u / warlizard from the ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Gosh , you're right . If we don't let the gas station owners and the fast food joints pay their employees $ 0.03 / hour , the owners might decide they don't like money any more and the McDonald's jobs will be shipped off to China . You need to sign up and verify yourself with a credit so no way Jose . i110 was the max level you could have when FCoB came out I got it . You meant to do your Stop following me It does indeed open the app He's gonna have to get over it ... I'm fapping to this set ... What repo is it It was the Jews . Nah people above ^ , we're late When I was a kid I had The Sims : House Party edition and right in the middle of me attempting to burn my sims alive , Drew Carey randomly shows up and tries to party with my dying sims . I'm so stupid i didn't see the list You mean Snowboarding ? Greetings . username doesn't check out . Even though i knew it was impossible i tried it just so i can be disappointed one more time . Now im disappointed because a random prick did it Does nippas do . > Thanks Jumbo ! You can just rrrock me to do sleep tonight ! Other than Millions who are busy ... Wordpress =/ = job-board software . What kind of reporting is this ? Its basically some guys tweets .... Denise O'Donoghue wrote nothing ... ( Hey , I hated filthy hipsters when I was 13 . I'm 19 now and I'm one of them . Oh the humanity ... I'm still not a vegan though I just fucking hate when social media accounts of a television series tweet on East Coast time . I mean , half the country hasn't seen it yet and they're tweeting about the episode " live . " Finally , I really need this . Thank you Microsoft You forgot these : There's a lot of messed up things in this thread , but that ... that's just ... That street light These are pretty cool and I think fairly priced versus other similar products . I like the improvements you guys have made , it definitely shows your attention to customer feedback which is always appreciated from a company . I also appreciate the 3 modes , and the battery life of the bands . I'm an avid Longboarder and go to shows / raves almost every weekend so I decided to give this product a shot , I can definitely use the extra visibility while riding at night ( NY drivers suck a lot of the time I used to eat sand and dirt . I was a fruitloop ! Ummm ... all of the submissions here have " this post is dumb " flair added ... Why would he even tell his dad what he jerks off to Nah , just decide if they looked good doing it > Why would he even tell his dad what he ~ ~ jerks off ~ ~ clops to A guide to writing as an engineer by David beer and David McMurrey really helped me . I think you can get it on amazon for like $ 10 or just get it in the usual way we get PDFs of textbooks Has anyone responded to your post with just a " Just so you know , I love you . Every time i see you and your odd following , I fucking giggle like a school girl when I see " You took that from Ollads comment in the league sub didn't you . / r / ttotm Daniel Paille ... And the ride after as soon as I pulled up and arrived even the nav was still speaking directions . The ticket went away completely . And uber sent me in another direction where I was when it originated the number of glitches since this last update is too damn high Big boobs I had that , as well as someone trying to talk to stomach from week 8 of pregnancy . Let's Skype You must have the I go to Northeastern , not sure how to feel about this You should get a custom keyboard with a Do you have a macro that auto " Yea real helpful thanx Nope to Grafton . They sent inexperienced people to my office ... Twice in a row . Someone I know has TMJ , and went to the doctor to see if they could treat the pain . They suggested breaking the jaw , and letting it heal " properly . " Fuck the pope . Fuck religion . After playing for about 3 hours tonight , I think I'm at 3,000 cans . You know , I just have you tagged as " I'm having weird thoughts of a 100 something year old Boulder getting together with Opal This is interesting . Only if there was a way to get a message like this come up upon command and more commonly . Or exact number of testicles if Hitler had 7 more Nice titties Nice coconuts ..... thanks for sharing ... Tu vrei sa spui ca la psihologie au facut astrologie si chakre ? Omg is the sync shitty . . . . that is why i look it in japanese . I too fastrope into forest clearings where a helicoptor has plenty of space to land Now from a leader of other religion ... This made me have weird boners Turned 27 on January 18th , not one of you anymore . That was filmed in vertical mode on a stove . Remember last time when the Panthers scored two with the goalie pulled ? Got KOed by MartinBooth . 0-4 You mean the human horn is not on the face ? Not sure if actually referencing too something or making a sexual innuendo This sounds similar to the cuts I get from Great Clips . You forgot Poppy ... especially Lollipoppy Can't counter 2000 pounds if steel flying strait at your head ( yea there's to much movement and moves that can easily throw you off balance .... But it's a sic-fi show This is click bait just like the conservative article titled " Liberals still trying to Obama from ' Crusade ' idiocy after Jindal slap down " seems like each side thinks they've got the other side tongue tied . My husband took a nap with the baby on our bed . This this is up to my hip with a 3 " wide platform around the edge at calf height ( ask me how I know I would love it if that was his character . He's constantly pissed off and completely bitter , but nothing he says is as serious as it needs to be . At first , everyone agrees with him , " Yeah ! They played us like fiddles , lets get em ! " but after a while they all stand around with Are we gonna just overlook the fact that the Kraken augment is called " Tentacle Swarm " ? I'd even say 3deep5me ! And uumm .. that's interesting .... ( * * BLOODY HELLFIRE That's some fucked up shit right there Fair point - 3WF , ideally , is supposed to be the solution to 2WF ' s problems , and it has succeeded in a lot of places where 2W failed . For the context , though , I think my 8 - word summary is sufficient - it wouldn't do for a comprehensive study of feminist history , but for a reddit post ? I'm an astro engineer , not a sociologist , and I want to keep this under 1,000 words five guys You remind me of this guy that wanted ISIS to take over so there would be no " jumrok " ... Cannot be unseen . Why so butthurt ! It took me way longer than it should have to make me realize that they weren't just kissing ... I pause it to look at posts in this thread and she walks in on any of them Love that spot , every time I go in at Julian Rocks I see something different . last time I was there I spotted a baby lion fish ... No picture , unfortunately This was the wrong thread to get first impressions ( He's also leaning against his bike on the wrong side First thing i saw too . Kinda funny that that face would be in a place where people are peeing and pooping all day You must be fun at parties . That's my first thought too . atta boy Pav This is absolutely true and the downvotes you're getting suggests we've accidentally stumbled into a De Beers advertising campaign before Valentine's rather than a cute " where'd you hide the ring ? " story thread . Yeah its not a real sub , but oh well ¯ \ _ please tell me this is sarcasm Jeff Kennett is a douche .... In the parts where he just kept sending long , drawn-out messages , I just kept scrolling with an intensifying Or a fart breather . You are sucking a fart from the star . respect tables please . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( and about as useful as an overturned parking cone ... which is ironic , as he happens to spend a lot of time laying down on the ice Same , and I feel obligated to say so in every single hate thread I spot . He's pretty much my Dragonborn's BFF , stuff tha ' haters Oh my god ... And you have 4 Wow , your brother has ....... you know what , I'm not gonna to say it . Sure , but have to go do something for about 30 minutes , is that fine ? I'm really very sorry that I keep having delays . Gender bent Atro should be fairly easy I keep rolling ecchi You should automate your Where is this cup you speak of ? I've zoomed in on it and have been staring at it for a good 2 minutes now . Rita Repulsa : MAKE THIS MONSTER GROW . Wait what do you mean that was one of rangers ? Wait what do you mean they retired ? Wait WHAT do you they did WHAT to me in the finale ! But I destroyed Zordon AND Alpha Five ! WHAT THE MOVIES WEREN'T CANON ! But they were supposed to get new Zords and I was going to fight them for another few seasons and destroy more cities . WAIT ! What do you mean I pulled an Adam West and I'm currently in a mental hospita ........ What is that crane operator trying to do ? Hey , are you the ting from the ting , where the ting comes out and people ask you about the ting , and you make ting Thanks , looks like dragon from Disney ლ ( Well , here we go again ... start your meat in the microwave ? all the good kickass proxys have been blocked for virgin media users this morning all the good kickass proxys have been blocked for uk virgin media users this morning You better have scraped that other jar out before you tossed it why did I just imagine genja with his eyebrows pink > 11 was an MMO ಠ_ಠ . ... 14 was another MMO Now you have to run away with me . ( oh ... ok ... * * * I can't help but think that many of the healthcare workers on this list cater to fat people as a business model . Unethical " professionals " ignoring their education to build a practice . Ca sa pot fi acuzat si ca sunt serpilian masonic , nu doar comunist nazist oh no there is milk in my bread He went corporate and wears a suit . This is my future face : No harm done . Those boots ... Yeah , because how they look is the most important thing to criticize here . Poor edge awareness , man ! HEY ! Yay , a Sacred Jewel . What kind of sick fuck posts this a year after the toys were given away ? WE CANT GO BACK IN TIME TO GET THEM ! Alpha I am dissapoint BLOODY HELLFIRE Does she have a tattoo on her crotch ? > Aww , front page ! My mom just texted me and asked if this post was mine ( Wow . How could I not have seen that as a Dutch ? ! I'm confused . King of the Hill is a cartoon that airs on adult swim . It's not an anime . > He was like , “ So this is an invitation for me to go get my beer and drink with y ’ all ? ” Pure poetry Me too , which is why I ’ m even more disappointed . Somehow it doesn ’ t work for me on her . Quite the contrary actually . Emma Watson tho . She should have never gone back man I'm curious what's worse ( Hbo Go and the ability to change your username would also be nice . Not when we make robots that have feelings . The question mark on your flair is fitting for this pun Where in Gods name can I buy one of these ? But , but - - we haven't had this much fun in months ! ლ ( Grey , do you identify with Saurumon ? I'm a bit worried See ? That's more conducive to a rivalry . Forget this " NFCWest Bros " crap , and that " birdbros " shit is just disgusting Oh god the smell ... i can taste it ... Here is central time USA . Cure comes and goes at the oh so convenient time of 3 am Local store here has a cm storm switch tester on the counter , but no demo boards , or any boards that aren't Razer . throwing decoy ! -> > Inb 4 I become admin I guess ┌ ( Or you like commenting about warlizard's stalkers ... or if you're one of / u / 42ndtime ' s many stalkers ... Ahem . Allow me : Stop being able to do that I have too much bullshit baggage at this point to be able to be in a relationship with someone who lacks experience with the bullshit baggage that comes along with relationships . I'd sour his opinion of relationships . SHIT WOULD BE * * TOO REAL ! * * ( he says u shldnt care m8 . * * ಠ_ಠ * * The name's Kunta ya white-ass bitch . Learn how to fuckin speak Mandinka * * ^ ( Please respect the ) k ノ ( A 14m score in Silver I ? So does PC Gamer , they always have [ Sponsored ] in there . My beard is pretty thick and moderately curly . It's been about 4 months and while it's starting to get a bit of length about it I've had run-ins with stray whiskers ! You get your shit beard days where it doesn't matter what you do your beard looks like shit . Nothing you can do about that - I just give up in the morning This sounds ominously bad , like you are waiting to hear if that is the insurance prognosis . I posted pics of chat and they got removed b / c rule # 7 .. trekkers ... it is trekkers ... You better have fucking touched wood after saying that ! And I don't mean the cocks out kind God damn , who is the dumbass on the FZ09 ? ? ... how come ? ... Are you the ಠ_ಠ from the The part that comes right after this is soooo much worse That's not what anagram means You are less valued and less safe Don't tease us like that Oh god , that hawks game can anyone explain to me what is swinging left ? I've seen people tapping 5 to 10 times before giving up the way . No me gusta Not sure if serious or troll ( Looking back on it ... S & D was probably the least memorable game mode of Black Ops II . Very few games stick out in mind . Obvious OpTic vs coL on Express The lights are in front of the screen Watching now . I don't think he says . Wouldn't Video boy technically have 2 different drops ? My plan was just 37s . Way to one up me what I * * hope * * / u / manicmelancholic meant is that isn't it great that the female lead isn't the usual a-cup lollipop CW leading lady who promotes a negative body image for young impressionable girls . Nice Dong Demon . Last I checked it was 99 ¢ Who told you my name ? Can we help you officer ? And don't forget the unfailingly hilarious " Personal interest " , eh ? Yes , clean :) and * broken * Pokemon island ? Are you the ಠ_ಠ from the Sorcery ! What kind of witchcraft is this ? ! Did greenly just say he would have loved if Nino ran the tender ? Sweet moves by pommers on that break in I hate them because they're impossible to spot until you've been killed by one Wow that actually worked .... why Are you that ಠ_ಠ that Does reddit have a filter for that word ? I haven't seen it typed out anywhere . Mine does this too , but i can one up you actually . Mine locks me out of my music library too so i cant pick songs , just skip to the next track What happens if I do that face in reply ? I wouldn't have even noticed , except that it sounds like a legitimate name for one every hour on the jour She smokes menthols Wait ... I call photoshop . Source ? How many people are in there [ M ] Next time try get rid of ur name in the top right ... Per his Facebook , he just bought a house in KC . He wouldn't do that if he thought he was leaving soon . Kills 59 day old baby and already pregnant again . I was a mixture of disbelief and " of course people are doing this ... You'd fuck her dead body ? Unless I cannot buy any because it is a sunday . You shit in your car ? Ignoring the fact that hey Jude is one of the most popular songs from arguably the most popular band in the history of music That IBM logo in the corner . Not a bug . If you played a 9 hour stalemate you deserve a loss . I mean , mods I guess , but ... How do we force home sellers to * stop personalizing * the properties for sale ? No es que el dolar cueste mas ; mas bien el valor adqusitivo del peso mexicano cada vez es menor . How the hell did you last that long ? ! People are fuckin ' dumb . When that link loaded ... eating them too much give me a headache I'm currently at 92 % battery life with a projected * * 11 hours * * left til 0 % . My god man . Or maybe it's too damn dark to see the shadow at night Oh yeah Mine only scanned 700 files and it started patching . Am I missing some files ? I've got my eyes on you . Take . Off . The Space Blanket and it's written by the same guy who did the first one . * because there was nothing wrong with that one ... * evo and silvia How has no one commented on the sunsfan + bruno one That first video ...... For the uneducated .... nsfw Size matters . 11 % . It was nice knowing you Hey ! Just wait until the additional income from advertising allows them to reduce the cost of rental . Pretty soon they'll all have to do it to compete ! Deng is playing in Miami ( I can't take anything with pansexual written on it seriously . No . I really hope the guy who said " If you get pregnant , congrats you're now a single mom . " wasn't the kind of person who also has the mindset of " birth control and abortion are a sin but I still want to have sex with you . " Those people piss me off to no end . I want ALL teh sex and NONE of the responsibilitieeeeees ! She probably is by now ... DUDE . I have the same pillows as you ..... and get this .. I just checked ......... * I'm sitting on them now * .... " Sounds amazing " I'm not talking about looking at their butts . It's a mid-thirties ( twenties ? ) teacher on their profile creeping through the middle school student's photos that would be considered creeping ; but the instance that he liked that picture by accident - - I mean , who would blame him ? That's awkward . It's creeping . I think we both can make a case for " RYU WINS ! " Man .... I like Lana as a character normally , but without text to read during cutscenes it's pretty easy to see how she's so ... noisy ... There must be a lot of Gandalfs as I see him everywhere ... Just print the picture that OP posted and frame it . Either my dad's a liar or your conclusion is false . Yeah , I was using my headphones microphone and recorded it with an iPad , hopefully I'll make a studio version soon 420 blaze it weed that's so dank it made everything , even objects , have a Haha sounds about right . And not only are they noisy , ours had the inexplicable ability to get seed * everywhere * on the floor despite his cage sitting in a tray a few inches deep . Never seemed to do it when people were around . One day I hid around a corner after giving him some fresh seed and watched the cunt flick anything that wasn't a sunflower seed out of the bowl Best Buy is notorious for horrible pre-ordering . I pre-ordered an iPhone 4S and had to wait a month after release because they " sold mine accidentally . " wow ... This is what I get for looking up shit when I'm still waking up And don't get us started on Notch's payout I'd be surprised if this doesn't get deleted for sourcing . Nice try though You don't watch House of Cards , but you're subscribed to / r / houseofcards ? thank you very much . your fantastic . By mean , you hard ... Vancouver gets the two points . Wild sit 4 points back > I actually didn't know her Q gave flying movement ... can't wait to see cliff-jungling Wyverns on my team On the MH sub ... Except replace think with hope Hey , are you the ಠ_ಠ from the ಠ_ಠ The orange coffee shop to which you refer is the least of New Orleans ' problems , and it isn't a particularly recent development and was originally opened by local residents . I think the city's somewhat obfuscated plans for the " development " of the river walk are a way bigger concern for how public space is used in the city , at least as far as how the people who live in those neighborhoods are concerned . Also murders , robberies , rent hikes , et al . At least those are my DO IT DAMNIT ! ! ! ! ( ╯ FFS , how do you get an unlocked , * anonymous * handset ? What do you mean ' you people ' Really ? There will be more , but get ready for a lot of grinding for rock golem pieces ! What place is this ? I live in Melb and I need this store for some ... scientific research . Yeah , scientific research ... ( Thems fightin words As an ele : It's also not true Might not be many BE warriors , but half the horde is BE Rip mobile user amrite Master Beta / r / BotsRights police here , you're coming with me Bunch of Nazis up in here ! Wait .... so I have been doing it wrong this entire time ? Hmm , if the Garnier is that fragranced , I might prefer Boscia's " light , minty scent . " :P However , are you saying the Garnier can't handle normal mascara or waterproof mascara ? I started ~ ~ goy ~ ~ boycotting waterproof because I could * never * get it off Really ? Stop being an idiot then . What do you think ? Pure WW1 american propaganda I read a story once about someone who won an Xbox 360 from one of these or something . And it turned out that the box had actually been empty for a few years I was kidding fuckboy . I found out by watching videos they put on youtube and it said sleepycabin at the end of them . So yeah ... Heheh it totally sounds dirty . What a great and original post , " ashleylemon " I have a vested interest because I want to buy , but I'm only interested in the structure - not the latest " trendy " decorating nonsense that impresses midwestern housewives Hell no .. not an airplane person .. I was on a two hour flight to Florida this summer and it was awful .. I had to get so hammered to even get on the flight .. And my gf wants to go to Vegas this summer which is a 5hr flight . The guy on the left has a fish on his belt Great . Two people who played the game for the first time , one almost gave the enemy team Kat , then he hovered Akali , then he hovered Zed . Then he realized he was picking for them and gave them like Zac or something . Last " pick " hovered Eve , everyone said she can gank well , so he picked Kayle instead " Casual " It's my gf My god ( why would you want to watch a baby otter getting raped to death ? I still get messages from them saying someone contacted me . My spam filter is so full of it it's ridiculous , I joined and left well over a year ago . Also in my research before trying it I found a quote from Dragoneer saying they were legit , leading to me giving it a go ヽ ༼ ◕ ل ͜ ◕ ༽ ノWhy yes of cour - WAIT A MINUTE ! ( ノ 6 nicotine ! ! ! I'd do anything to help out my college budget ... Anything . Watkins Glenn is not upstate ny Yup . Heading to the GameStop in Boone in a couple of hours . Looking forward to the cold .... a whopping 12 degrees already . Cool ! I hope you're instrument rated ... ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノDon ' t listen to him ! He is a moderino and adminerino supporter who wants us true dongers to lower ! Just look at his name ! ( ノ Yup last time I said something like , yeah yeah as I was really serious about marriage so I would follow you everywhere until that day , he laughed and said okay no problem Go now Yay ! The feds will see I like history , murder mysteries , tea , and extra large t shirts . Hey , are you the guy that gets made fun of on the internet and makes the Wait do you mean to tell me Hannibal lecter was a real person or do you mean the movie victims ? Both links tell me page not found .... glitch , or were they deleted ? This might be dumb , but it is really really annoying to me how Kristin never chooses something to order , and instead tells the server to surprise her everytime You're a bad person Mm mm .... want to bury my face right there ... At least it's not rape Anyone notice one place stayed lit ? Who's that guy ? PLEASE STOP THIS . I know what he wont be selling ... Gjallarhorn . Yes , because all health conditions , illnesses , and disabilities are as visible as pregnancy ... Did he just call him Mr . Hockey ? I was streaming it too , and pretty much was just sitting there going Ahh it's a shame you're in Australia , because I've always wanted to go like every other girl who had weird tingles while watching Paul Hogan do his thing . I don't really do the whole outdoorsy thing either and your giant bugs scare the shit out of me . Not to mention that I'm not a millionaire so gaming would be tough . Diapers are nothing like yoga pants ... At least their Spanish is better than their English . " New open " Don't tell us what we can or can't do with our miatas , ETHAN ! How do you got a pic of your surgeon in her car ? Yayyyy congratulations ! Midwifery is the bomb ! I'm just starting my third and final year of study . AND I just spent the weekend with my nephew who's nearly two , and omg . Ovaries . Srsly . Cos ' that's what you want when you're bleeding and sore , a dick pushing on everything that hurts . That sounds like so much fun . Absolute Taste Children's Party Yeah why he gotta be infantry ? You are welcome ;) I especially like the unicodes , and what you can do with it . Especially for nosleep there are countless cool options , for example if someone plays around with summoning stuff you can create a cool summoning spell or something . Or someone suddenly writes in a strange language , due to being possessed . Strange symbols appear on the wall . There are countless options so make a post look better / more interesting .... you should have responded with a OP champ -> Shows ezreal Oh my god . And they go from nonexistent to long instantly ! Like , one day : nothing . Next day : INCH-LONG SURPRISE BLACK HAIR HAHAHAHAHA . I like that there's a bunch of kids in the pictures too Give it a good blow You didn't mine hell I was going to type a long text , but it looks like it only uploaded the image . I didn't know it works like that ... Now I have to wait like 8 mins . for the post cooldown . Ha ! Yeah , its noted alright . When I served , I had the privilege of being stationed at Fort Leonard Wood . Talk about zero LGBTQ community in the area and the lesbians that were stationed there just weren't my cup of tea . It was a very long year , to say the least . I hope you have better luck in Agusta . This sounds like something you fucking breeders would say ... My family all flew off to New York for the week ( to go shopping and to go see my cousins son ) and left me behind ... how sad is that ... ? That's ... that's the joke . yeah , I ran through most of them , never saw it as an issue . I might go back to the drawing board and install Windows 8 , seems people more consistently running that on Boot Camp . It's just a huge pain in the ass bc I removed my optical drive and this model is goofy about it needing to be in , even if you're installing from a USB drive Well then ! I'm all here saying " hey let's friend plz " and you're all like " nu way man " and now I'm like Dat pudge Expected bigger equipment , left disappointed I don't know whether that deserves a xD or a SHOW ME YOUR MONSTERS How would you respond to the rumors that you let a certain filipina girl fuck you in the ass ? I see what you did there .... It says in the title that it's in the West Hills , it's literally on the other side of town He laughs at them while they agonise ( And leers at them unendingly too . ( Considering you and I used to date : that fatty either called me fat or a man . Rude . Both Muslim and Sikh searches had some of the same photos Oh my lord it even freaking says " medley " in the title of the video There's a * man * dressed in a Haruhi Suzumiya / schoolgirl outfit and he's complaining that no one wants to date him ? Ha the app I use has it coded in . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Seriously . This post should be removed by the mods . What's next , birds with chimp legs ? This is serious business people ! ಠ_ಠ We wouldn ’ t know each other . This is how superpowers should look in real life Oh , What are your pubes doing on your chin ? Oh my god , that face . Especially the third picture ... The games don't even show up in the data management Going from a guy getting his head ripped off by his German Shepard after he over dosed to this made me completely forget about it ........ Until I posted this So .... You took his drive ? That was not " more efficient " I'm the parent of a toddler who has actually peed on the cat while potty training . I can't wait to see what mine makes when he's old enough to play Minecraft ... Ok , and now for page 3 ... I tried for several hours to install ptu but It gets to 70 % complete on a patch then says http fail and starts over . So annoying . No but it sounded like I was REALLY angry . Why does Magikarp have arms ? ( Couldn't you have , oh I don't know , * shown us the skin ? * maybe ..... A co-worker sent me info for baseball-related clothes & shoes and told me to see if they carry any Giants gear . While I've always been able to recognize my baby's smell , I never got that sweet newborn scent off of her , either . She's 8 weeks tomorrow and most of the time now she just smells like sweaty hair . Or the cat > Det räcker med Pelle That's my name ... I don't know an Elizabeth Gayle would be more successful on the silver screen Hot air and steam rise , and all that is going to come out the spout . OP has probably never used a pot with a lid . Is that the actual one that stars in 50 Shades ? ! My workplace training says that compliments on one's appearance is sexual harassment . If she saw those handprints on your ass , then she was behind you during sexytimes . What was she doing behind you ? Pet play ... ? Wouldn't that be more like coitus interruptus then ? There are way too many games that feel that way , or worse ( I'm looking at you Keyflower oh ! yawn That was the only positive thing I could think of for them Meaning a physical address , P / O box , etc . That's the " Dark Web " ? That's just called privacy Or worse ... Broadmeadows While I appreciate the sentiment of the comment , the SS had Muslim divisions . It's .. done ... um s'cuse me I gotta change my panties . What the unholy fuck You should change your username to passiveaggressivecops 86 ! ! like a twin parasite in the stomach ? Doesn't the result of Jake's actions in 1963 pretty much preclude any season 2 ? If changing one significant event nearly unravels the fabric of time and space , why the hell would you try others , even if the portal could take you somewhen other than 1958 ? What app ? I'd take the BJ . I definitely agree with the First thought : " Oh god who proposes on Valentine's Day ? " Then : " it's him proposing to his hand , I know it ! " Followed by : " Aww , it's actually kinda cute " and then the quintessential : " wait ... He wasn't even that good as a guy that did occasional pieces on TSN . I can't understand how he landed a full play by play gig on HNIC . That's what I thought too ... ... and then they say bitcoin is not safe How bout we turn It seems degree of toastiness is a thing Yes , I would . The terminal font is not fixed-width Yes , it's just horrible when people think they are too good to glorify controlling , isolating , manipulative relationships as the height of romance . I mean calm down Queen Elizabeth ! ! It's just priming generations of women to be attracted to abuse , what , that's beneath you ? His email is still a AOL account Maybe it's his anus that's laughing It's not a look you see often , that's true . But it's definitely a * * Not sure , have you tried reloading the game ? Usually that fixes most bugs I encounter . ( although not the hatch of despair They need to reconfigure the traffic lights at Jangsak in the morning . Quit acting innocent . You know what you did . I saw a couple bring their 7 year old to The Wolf of Wall Street Even leaving out the Oh wow . That Brian France smug face . A friend of mine saw one eat a wounded bird once . So after the two weeks I could regularly smoke again ? Hmmm . This is the kind of trashy that doesn't make me cringe so much as it does inspire the feeling of desire to be fingered like that ( ಠ_ಠ ) Never trust a adminerino site ( Why did the black guy have a big bucket of chicken ? Bloody ponder it . I demand it And just last week the liberal circlejerk had peaked to where the real victims of Hebdo were the Muslims . The first thing I thought after this synagogue attack was " I hope the Muslims are ok ! " What if I tell you that a BO5 is just a bunch of BO1 ' s played consecutively Pretty sure I've gotten it , but the achievement hasn't registered . My girlfriend just looked at this photo and got excited saying " omg it's so cute , can we get a penguin ! ? " What ? Who am I dating I don't discount any possibility at conventions ... probably them being underage Kind of harsh there buddy . Yeah , those crinkly , crunchy ears Those last two teamfights , how the hell does Doublelift end up in the middle of the enemy team the only thing i know about that is there will be trucks ! but when , where ! ? ! ? ! im only back home for a few months before i go back to the us for school and work When he got to level four he upped his Charisma , and later , he did it again .... Why are you telling me to do that to some poor , poor men ? DONGERS AT THE READY MEN ( ノ Your absolutely write ! Classic mistake ! Hear , have a downvote ! I'd like to give a shout out to Comcast for flickering the signal on cue to crucial dialogue ; you da real MVP . Is this one of those restaurants that automatically includes tips ? Majestic as fuck ... Your bullets are no match for my Dongbending ( ノ me looking at the scorecard ( Judging by the comments in this thread , I'll pass . Did your ass fall off ? " Where'd my sheep go ? mollecular prime for your GF Jinx no Sona Taken down due to Copyright claim by NBA . Being a paragon of goodness ( Except when he occasionally goes psycho ) , do you think superman would pay taxes ? Or just give the government that I hate that . I sent a fb message to an acquaintance I liked and asked him out . He agreed and I was happy . We had a bit more idle chat , I gave him my number and asked when he would be keen to go out . Nothing . I mean , saying no is awkward . I get that . But it's much less rude than saying yes and then ignoring me . Those peas aren't mushy enough Thanks , I already know ... ( My character's first question would probably be " Why the fuck do you keep getting me eaten ! " I saw Kendrick was on the start list for the Pan Ams trials that were running at Junior Nationals . Do you know if he lifted / how he did ? USAW hasn't published the results of day 3 yet And no Pitch Fork ! You have an iPhone 6 . Wanna confirm ? Came from Ontario to Alberta just missed all the cold weather but now I'm here and there is no snow . * * base model for $ 145,000 * * What the fuck I begged my father to let me get my ears pierced . He refused until I was 16 and thought these were acceptable replacements I just realised Oscar probably likes Magikarp meat ( Deep throat that footlong like you mean it It's offensive when people attack married women who kept their maiden name . Certain men and women just can't understand the idea , which is fine , but they respond by belittling the woman and her marriage . As someone who kept her maiden name , I've had someone ask ' Why even bother getting married at all ? ' Oh so that's where the " Description of ancestors . So no school runs then ? Don't you mean where ? Aren't you the guy with " that disease " ? ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) Please , respect tables and table-kin . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Why would you want to sully that beautiful car with stickers ... Brady , did you say " bloody " ? Is that allowed ? Hey NattyLiteCoin ! Thank you for the litecoin ! I promise I will not bump it for doge ! TWO HUNDRED DIAMONDS ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > ' Why even bother getting married at all ? ' In the sea ! * ahem , browsing patterns . This is what we're going to be dealing with until Big Bang's album drops Kæresten græder chokeret i baggrunden , filmer ud af vinduet - han har prioriteterne i orden I don't come here to read Maybe its punishment for assaulting everyone's virgin eyes with those paint jobs He looks like he's a 25 year old stuck in a 15 year old's body . I know . I'm pretty sure that's my neighborhood too . Might needa head gasket " That doesn't make any sense . " By being her daddy . Am I crazy ? I used to get all that shit ( Dried Apricots , Tin of Olives , Dried Prunes , etc ) as Tombola Booby Prizes all the time . They used to fill up the Money Tree .... or shops at 1 NP each . My face when I see them on the SW for 5k nowadays .... And you sound like a douche stuck in an insecure body . [ meta ] ahem I'm ok with legalizing , but I feel the word " harmless " is misleading . Perhaps even an outright lie . The Emu Plains one didn't pop up for me , but the Burwood did ... after I passed the station . Oh I assure you , it is That looks way too nice for it to be your first project Drafting on ends can be tough . Hard to feel too bad for the Trout owner , though . ' magical silver ' ( Get it right - WarLizard is a shitty LoL player . Warlizard is the guy of Is that a .. skeleton ? Why is your tire price comparison poster so wildly off that it might as well be a lie ? " Middle piece " ... I actually don't know anymore if they could even place as much as they do , every celebrity selfie is on an iPhone , every computer seen in movies is usually a Mac and since when has ಠ_ಠ button been on the iPad keyboard Yes . He ate the poo after apparently I don't know . I sure was confused when they decided to make us the only region to not get the regular size New 3DS Needs moar A Link Between Worlds brah , but other than that , I'm so jealous Excuse me ..... Thanks ! I'm so glad that my parents chose to live in Texas city that isn't science-challenged . I can understand the ban on peanuts at schools but sunscreen ? Really ? ! ( ༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ * * W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR HANDS YOU FIEND ? ? ? ! ! * * ༼ I genuinely didn't . I just did a google image search for it and Too late Parasect has a creepy feeling for me . It's as is the fungus has taken the control of his body ( Raising ? That's her 14 year old sister . She's currently traumatized by this comment . Can I do both simultaneously ? ? 4chan is your only hope > " I don't wear any makeup or do anything to my hair . I need to get up and go in 5 minutes . " You ... all ... make an enticing offer They always say to put a little piece of yourself in your work Well I hate hearing it because I love the Seahawks but hate the Ducks ( ITT : people that have a hard time telling children apart from adults Nice username , OP I love them all the same and besides less drama that way Not sure what the fuck I just watched so uh When her weight starts with a 2 Finally caved and got myself a HHKB . I haven't received it yet ( 6 days at customs I have one and it is a pain in the Name ' I think this also happens for Remobra , I knocked one out then more Remobra came down and fed on its corpse . Who is Ding Dong ? ( What the fuck am I looking at ? You were charging Edit : do not comment on shit while half asleep .... ... I want $ 2k and ego stroking from the general public next time someone hurts my feelings . That watermelon one - I couldn't tell if she was covering boobs or Fupa at first and got really scared . I still am confused Maybe your character is the one doing the groaning . Heihachi looks so pissed off I din't know if I even wanna play . The Justice League . God damnit , California . But they're Grrrr - oh wait I would care . Clearly the double immunity stacks and overwhelms the opponent instantly killing them , then terminating their account for good measure . Do not mess with double immunity oooh you ! If my SO sent someone a bikini / revealing picture , even if it was posted on FB , i would be a little peeved . Not sure what was going through OPs mind on that move . Well , only by coincidence because the star part is the wrong color and the top and bottom here aren't sold together , but yes March 3rd , Matthew . That pang of revulsion went all the way to my nipsy ! Nope , sorry . I think most of us here on / r / opiates prefer to do real drugs The nicest case would be the plexi glass case at some apple museum for old apple artifacts . I expected a nonexistent subreddit ... Listen to stories from chefs . Do you ever hear them talk about their compassionate empathetic loving chefs who taught them ? Fois Gras ? So what ? Not everyone shares your sensibilities ... Pussy . Just buy the 45 $ version on GMG , it's what i did , and i'm having a * great * time ! But if not having that Bog Goliath Skin will really impact your experience * that * much ... well , I'd reevaluate my priorities . I just read this three times and I'm still not entirely sure what happened ...... you dated a girl that thought she used to be an owl ? ! . ! ? , ? ! ? That sounds ....... clinical .... She wants to be her own mother .... Weird It was overused the first time i read it today . 8 years later and I still need to turn off AA at 1440p . On a 980 . This is the smallest keyboard I have ever seen . At first I thought you were talking about Skin Food and I was about to be What have you done , / u / 51rogue3 ? ? Nee alles uitgezet :/ ben sinds dit bericht alweer 9 % omlaag heel vreemd Because it's the most relevant thing Skrillex is doing That is the most adorable thing I've read all day you're so lucky to have found him ! I wish you guys all the best ! :) my wife is more blunt it's more of " fuck off you fucking pervert " but we don't get much of the bi stuff because most people assume I'm a lesbian so it's a lot of Pervy gays going " lesbians ? ! Can I watch ? " It looks like he had his hand somewhere on her backside during the whole swearing in too ... Alright photoshoppers of reddit . I think you know what do . What is this wizardry ? Stop it . You're making us look bad ... Anyway , when I was 12 , my neighbor kid ( boy ) around 8yo at that time likes to touch my penis . I let him touch it , but I didn't let him see the thing ( puberty and stuff , some hair in there so it might give him a shock , lol ! ) This is how The Last of Us started . Haha there are some trolls here which always say ; " just code it by yourself " 😒 I really can't stand them , if I could do it , I would do it , but learning to code " just " for that one purpose is not really cool No reason not to pay ... Unless you have a radio .. Bloody ecologists . Eat all the tuna , they complain . Pollute the tuna so that we can't eat them , they complain more . There's * absolutely * no pleasing some people is there ? Fat privilege is normalising pet abuse . Some meet ups at hotels for kissing ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ They might not have been pushing him back because there is no room on the train , right ? In the girls notebook there , on the list of things needed in order to commit murder ; one of the items is cheesecake . ( Oh lol the what happened Oh god I just read your username Dude , your balls are brass . I couldn't eat it with the face looking at me like that . Aquilo na imagem de capa ... É um gloryhole ? I have all three property spaces dedicated to different types of vehicles . Still need more Brandon Jennings ... franchise player ... You do not match your username . Your username was ill chosen but but if green is life green is love ... like shrek ( And ... the dog ... I can't FF through commercials . There's also a ' Hell yeah , my favorite way to fuck and be fucked . ಠ_ಠ You can't play TPS on Ps4 Update on my married ' best friend ' who flirts with me . Today she tells me that had she studied in the same high school as me , we definitely would've been a couple and she would've patao-d her father too for me . My espn feed just timed out . Brb going to kill myself . Oh god , please no ... I've been playing since way before the pyromania update , and I only have about 300 hours . Of course the calgary / minnesota game goes to OT ... Points for all ! Yippee ! Well then ... That coupled with your flair makes me quite jealous . Lucky ass Its never lupus ... Made an account just to reply .... This really bugs me . I CANT GET OVER THAT RUNNING PART I thought I deleted my card on my ps4 ... but nope , the card info was still there and I was able to buy Dragon Age easily without re-inputting my card info . I'm totally confused how this could happen ... Would like to tinker her bell ... I'm really annoyed by Sony . They're basically holding back releasing a ps4 theme creator to the public so they can use themes as advertisements or pre-order incentives . so many player still need anger management maybe he is just in the closet and its his only way of having a little experience I know what they look like buy . I still don't what they're called . Tall boys are coming soon . Just in time for the nice weather ... Or another blizzard Plot twist : * Xperia Lollipop * looks completely identical to * Xperia KitKat * in everything other than the navbar ... You masturbated to a girl dying . not sure if troll What the hell is the media press bundle ? 10k gems + Ultimate god pack bundle for some lowered price ? ANSWERS PLEASE So is kidney puncher called that because PG can harm your kidneys ? Okay . Thank you . I'm not sure why . Haha ... my SIL had her youngest at 35 ... she was considered a " geriatric pregnancy " . Yeaaaaaaaah , the last team I want to renew the blackout with is Alabama Really ? I thought we'd established ground rules about you using the word " big " . You prefer your soda warm ? Don't do that ! Now , I need to buy new boxer shorts first . No half step ? * * Flying Man's still there Poking Miss Daisy .... sexually Those comments tho Question do you always have Do I look like a youtube commenter to you ? Dat sven set I use waterfox ( firefox 64 - bit ) and have never had things crash like on chrome . I sometimes have 50-100 tabs when i'm doing research projects and having the browser not crash is helpful . ~ ~ Embedded ~ ~ inline sql ? Seriously ? I imagine he will always be slightly more tired of his meme being brought up all the time . As such the It's not cute , I needed to go so bad I could barely walk to the bathroom Yup . At least the site is still useable for now ... But seriously . WTF , Reddit ... test elsewhere or announce if you're making a change 2008 USC v . Ohio State ....... RIGHT after Barkley threw the game winning touchdown to seal that game away . Suddenly I'm fine with it It's the Japanese keyboard As much as I admire your hard work on the old gaming forums Jesus Christ , what is wrong with some people You just gave me a really disturbing thought about where Lion came from Isles three goal lead in the third I renamed my Recycle Bin to This appears to be the laser dot effect It rhymes with That's been around for a while . Although some games don't even prompt me for that , they just go ahead and download the updates during install That's what a patent is for . Or twenty hours The sign says RINGSIDE She would have had to been born in 1952 . Literally the year Eisenhower was elected . So .. keep everything . Got it . Crikey you're old I don't think a $ 249.96 USD is worth getting all the content of this game from the store through the free version is worth having this game , you only start with 4 fighters , and a bonus of 2 more until 3/3 , I do know you can unlock costumes in the game , but I have not played it enough to get anything else . Go to church and say that the lord hath shown you this letter and all its many truths . It's all about using olde text speak to sound convincing I think you should figure out how malaria is transmitted , and the probability of having that vector in your life before you freak the fuck out . Why is this thread not pinned ? At my workplace , I invariably have to follow up on whether other people have followed up on things I originally needed their help following up on ( we're supposed to communicate and help finish jobs as a team ) . This seems like a great idea ! OF COURSE they're taking up the whole path Should pick up some extras and sell them to me at MSRP Wait ... you sent one too ? Do you really just come here to tell everyone that one of their facvorite games isn't going to last , and by doing so inadvertently scaring away potential new players ? He didn't even hit the dartboard once . " a thing " El misil lo encontraron o podemos suponer que lo tienen estos tambi én ? Años de pel ículas de Hollywood me ense ñaron que alguien se est á preparando para algo importante .. ( Petyr : the boy needs to learn how to ... Fuck I know I tried this already . Even when colorflow is uninstalled those bugs are present with customCover . This happened before with other betas . I just thought it would bE fixed . Also it might be some kind of a conflict , as I do have a lot of tweaks installed . I made the mistake of clicking the link . Well at least Ahri had a purpose in her whoring , how about Janna ? A prostitute ....... IN ZAUN . Wish my apartment complex did . Their method of clearing the snow from the pathways is to dump as much salt as possible onto the snow . It's not the crystal kind , either . It's those soft pellets that get all soggy and gross . Man I hope the other characters have this much depth to them .... Oh wait ! Tabata Axed all the other playable characters ! DO IT . ITS CALLING YOUR NAME . MRK 9182 ..... MRK 9182 ....... EAT ME . No they don't Removed for being spamtastic Yeah no kidding . I was born in 1990 , and I still watch it sometimes . Do you really just come here to tell everyone that one of their facvorite games isn't going to last ? Not that big / r / mildlyinfuriating When I got to the punchline , I literally made this face Because of * the implication * Is 350 worth it Till they start to make sense ..... I hate horror movies , they're always showing their ads on MLG.tv Not when you lift the paper like that ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That's * * * exactly * * * what a thief would say Ooooo I hope I win . WHAT THE Once a cheetah , always a cheetah You were born in 2002 ? Someone give that turtle a hand ! wish I could downvote that b . s . a thousand times ... Hitler isn't fun You better start petitioning for a Hitler loss , then , Jordy My biggest hobby is napping and my second biggest hobby is drinking . Senior status Sold out already ! He can always dictate to his ipad dude , way too far Beautiful ಠ_ಠ Dayum that's nice ಠ_ಠ Any day time place ಠ_ಠ There's a pig rescue place near me that does fundraising barbecues . I asked if they serve BBQ pork and they were horrified and said no , it's just beef and chicken ... Do you live at the children's hospital ? Yep . I am using SubtleLock but I believe I tried it without SubtleLock before and got the same results . The problem is , now is not the time to experiment . We don't have a jailbreakable iOS version being signed . So I'll just stay with colorflow for now . thanx for your help . And my tweak list would be humongous . Calm .... the .... fuck ..... down .... Why would you ever put out sheep on a board like this ? At least he was considerate . Bro , I was * just * gonna make a post Does Not Compute this is a repost of the stock image of a meme Thanks . It's the stupidest things sometimes . I've literally got everything else done - the tabletop , even the leg vise , and I'm pretty much done with the massive headache that was the tail vise , etc etc etc ... and then a freakin ' mortise ( albeit a 3 " deep one ) did me in . also she is 14 What did you make me watch ? Hot knife is love , hot knife is life ... It kind of is though . You're kidding * yourself * if you think the Asian minority suffers even close to as much as any other minority . For fuck's sake , if white people tried to start a stereotype in which they have superior skill in things - - OH WAIT ! That's called * white supremacy * . More like plastic out I hope there isn't a Dadfoe out there ... Queen's not a milf . Aww ! I'm sorry I didn't " let it grow ! " Raven haired security girl is a thing here too ? Oh I'll bet it does , nekura _ , I'll bet it does Oh , isn't that ni .. * clicks profile * Boyhood is # 1 ? Age 34 I think she was just a raging cunt . But . Playing devils advocate , if someone who knows their drink and is very specific , leave off the BS flair nonsense . Save that for 22 year old sorority chick . I know if I sat down and said " rye Manhattan . Up . Orange twist " and you stuck a straw to my glass , I'd be all of course . they couldn't even do us the favor and take miller . god damn fucking wild Losing 50 + mutas to 5 Ravens and some Vikings ? Well fuck , that changes everything You have a strange username I must say ... Damn you . I feel the need to speak up for 50 year old women . The majority of us are FAR from dried up ! Everything is just fine down there , thank you very much . " Ogs å er er det " You . You're evil URGH .. I knew that gypsy razor was cursed .. That was a she ? Are you the You devious bastard . Talkin shit ? Burn down all of their factories ! When he caught on fire i spit cream soda on my iPad PLEASE DONT PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS ITS NOT FUNNY Holy shit Leviathan is pretty tits , we're the Alienware of servers . Chicks dig dudes with alienwares Just take out the wifi chip and * stomp on it ! * 29 " waist crew aww yeah ! But 6.5 " wrists .... Aw fuk bye .. * sniff sniff * smells like balls ... Not you too > " Ogs å er er det " Interested , but i am paranoid . JAIS anyone Wait ... How does she know what shit tastes like that ain't prosthetic ... Hi . ( My name is also Devin What's a Girlfriend ? Was that like an exclusive unit or something ? Which ones didn't you fuck and why not ? Are you a racist I was im that hotel for last year's Winter Sterling starting forward over Balotelli and Sturridge ... questionable It was suppose to be best card ever .... " good part in the show " And then / r / Warlizardbotbot , that replies with a Only consider meth production if you have cancer . Jesus cucumbers and ranch ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) ... Oops , I mean You broke the first rule . Thank god , / r / Denmark var ved at blive begravet i køb , salg og bytte opslag .... eller vent lige lidt , det var den da egentlig ikke All this crap about being healthy =/ = liking food ( in articles like this ) . Driving around my campus I don't think he is over complaining . I went to get a whiskey right after the 1st period ended . I made it back tiny seat with 8 minutes left in the 2nd . Just not acceptable for a modern stadium . Creepy as hell . Maybe they should use less money on recording everything innocent people do , and more on just investigating the obvious . Burn the book , OP Can't even ... Oh . Sweet This dude has more games for sale , including Game Dev Tycoon at 3mb . I have never seen so many downvotes Haha , add it . I have a fever and the only cure is more hate . But yeah , Churchill did some good shit for England . Doesn't excuse his fat ass . That is the trippiest Tumblr I've ever seen Ugh . That thing in the back of your throat probably smells like shit . All I got was " hit in the throat " perhaps he was trying to insinuate that you could tell the food was definitely catered and the pictures were taken of food he acquired while he was on the set . Man , do we have shit to talk about then . > To get the same type of behavior with a while loop , you'd have to duplicate the increment before the continue , or use a goto label ( Bill , last few panels : You broke the first rule . Could have fucking died I fixed mine the same way two days ago and now my video drops out when I bank hard DEFENSE CLAP CLAP DEFENSE I'm not My eyes ( so you are a human iPod launching a playlist . At least you are being honest with yourself What was the point in DQing Desn ? I know can confirm . i have a pit bull that likes to spoon .... with her ass in my face Bill Clinton pounds republicans Two of them ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Right ! It's just so amazing fucking Heathen Hi , Thick ... i see pipsiman they've gone from making some of the most beautiful metal guns to making some of the ugliest plastic guns . The teaser for next week didn't show much either This should be told to every person who buys a vehicle . When I was a tech , everyone always overfilled their tires when they filled them from reading the max pressure on the sidewall . One old guy would fill his tires until he couldnt hear the air going in anymore . ( in pll world i could almost see this happening Yeah man , that's all there is to carrying . But sometimes one turn does not a round make ... And to top it off it might be phases plot twist : you never received a DMCA and plotted all of this to get attention to your stream ! I have seen through your plans , Dr . Horrible . game over . You know how . yes , yes . I'm pretty sure that's how it went down . Wait , is that Frederick and Lucina in the third-to-last one ? You say that like it's a bad thing Iceland , Montenegro , Switzerland and Moldova right now especially considering the fact that Faroe Islands were invited ; I Talked to one of the station managers about a year ago and he said the original people they brought in the do the maintenance work . Did a really crappy job so the had to redo a lot of that work . I have a love hate relationship with metro . Wow .. He really hates your guts Ciara ain't no side bitch That would defeat the purpose of powermining ... Wow I went to check it out and the server has to many users on it . I can't listen to music during my max sets . That is when I take my earbuds * out * and put * on * my serious face . Already obsessed with " the child " who doesn't even exist yet ... Im not sure if I should feel sorry for this guy or be really creeped out or both No wonder the big boss is now officially making statements about diversification of the country's economy ... can i order a custom one with this : Im already in Sweden . Former Michigander here , I can relate , made it to work only to get an email 1.5 hrs later to work from home Hello 🇺 🇸 🇯 🇵 A what slinging a what ? I see what you did there Because of Dr . Oz , my mom tortured herself during her final months in struggle with cancer by choking down huge glasses of some vile juice every morning . Which is great fun when you're on major chemo / rad and can hardly hold down real food . One time I was replacing my motherboard , and after taking the heatsink off , I didn't release the CPU locking latch well enough . I accidentally bent an entire row of CPU pins . Luckily , I was able to carefully bend them back into place and it worked . Ah , the ole Reddit " Radiation not safe on a ship . " Well I wasn't expecting to hear that ever again I can think of worse second half coaching Oh for fuck sake ... was that on purpose ? Canada , it's been - 30 ° C to - 40 ° C for the last few weeks ACISX was pretty good until they deleted our world due to a payment glitch in their system and didn't have a backup Nice username breh He * was * the girl . * And * she started the rumour . ಠ_ಠ . ಠ_ಠ . WANT MONEY PLS ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Looks like a new manifold is $ 300 Well .... 🙀 Uhmmm ......... Ugh ! Don't be so self conscious As usual , * * that second last one Her fingers are the same size as the push pops . Oh , so it's only £ 35bn ... That's all right then ... ? Batter up ! Stop giving me shit you're like the 5th person to say that please leave me alone I'll be on sooner or later Are u being serious Let me see it , in my face ლ ( Gained a person who downvotes any comment that mentions or even implies liking anyone on our " shit " team before the shuffle put Onix , Flareon , and Persian into the PC . How did I fucking know this was going to be top comment Hit me too ! ! ! The red one has me dripping precum . Why does everyone think I'm the author of this book Thanks for sharing OP . Can't wait for the update . Really hope she is on birth control of some sorts though . Oh god I have you tagged as M & Msexual Well we know he wouldn't have enjoyed Xbox Live very much ! That will keep him in the playing 11 for the rest of the tournament Nice pun As a student of a school where the band teachers fucked students eleven times before being caught last year : No it's not Same goes for cs : go . Honestly I think that game has a bigger problem with people joining ranked who troll so hard pretending not to know how to play and stuff like that . Throwing bomb into a spot where it can't be reached One of our own fans defaced the Rock Sodis ' human has a face it kept going after i closed it and after I closed the tab . i had to close my whole browser to make it stop This is different ! Is gone If you can't find a job it's honestly your own damn fault . Look harder , be willing to move , etc . I have a " general business degree " and a shit gpa and was hired within 2 months of graduating . Sick of hearing the " useless degree , woe is me " excuse . " spell the hastags correctly " She is on Parks and Recreation ( She's actually a huge Kings fan ) and she also has her own stand up . Her " thing " is live tweeting things , i . e . shows , movies , & Kings games Huh ? You okay ? My sister is 10 years old and not on Facebook On a serious note , stop what you're doing and go get an authenticator dis is like sewwww funneh . Forsen made quite a few mistakes that series . He looks like he hasn't slept in weeks . I mean how do you fuck that up ? I'm 19 now , was raised outside . After school ? Play Xbox for an hour until friend comes over , then I'm outside till 8p m or when the sun went down . Now people see kids outside at 6 and call the cops on their parents for leaving them unsupervised and I'm just like I think he wants to please someone else's wife while they watch - specifically their pregnant wife . The Sentry just makes me feel so .......... confused Yes , your " wife " ... " Oh my days ! " I guess that means they'll be the best team in the LCS now ! Right guys ? Did you use a camera to take a picture of a PC monitor ? Or is that a TV ? If the former Yes , you are the single person in the entire world that plays Monster Hunter and finds Khezu boring . What the fuck fucketty fuck fuck shit fuck is this shit ! I am pissed Or that Kalista sucked Oh lord the bananas are the worst I wish alligator didn't die in my game go get a room you two The UN says a forced pregnancy is literally torture Good we don't want him here ! There is no telling with sellers ... Some are great , some can afford your bad rating The percentage for the sibling trope shocked me . I hate how some people throw the term migraine around . Whenever you cut calories you get migraines ... sure you do , It's so meaty I guess people didnt get it was a joke . ( Soo , all I have to make is a 20 to unlock my potential ? Way to go , feminists . Keep up the good work . Because freeze mage ? " Clifford caught Nyquist in an awkward position " suddenly I am hearing the lyrics * " nice meme .... nice meme " * in my head .... He probably just hung out by your mailbox rifling through the letters to figure out what your name was . Which is creepier and way more illegal than scrolling through Facebook pictures . In Windows , it is . But for the Linux and Mac users , that's a special kind of evil . The pimp hand hungers for this one's face blood . That linked article ... Good ole reddit . Deck =/ = skill , plebs . Nice title spoilers RIP Revive ノ ( You mean the Ned didn't warg into Ice ? How does luigi get 70 % off of a grab ? Drakes a girl ? Switching from Nikon to Canon ? I'd say so I got 10 Ascendant Shards ! I can't believe it ! I need so many of these to upgrade my sweet VOG gear ! I totally get that . I would too , if I was friggin ' gorgeous . I literally burst a Morgana from 100 to 0 in the time it took for collateral damage to travel 200 units just yesterday " less burst " Only if she's finished doing what I brought her there to do ... This . Just make sure if you add weight that you stick to losing it because no one wants to purposefully push themselves back . cannot be unseen Vivek Wadhwa isn't part of Gamergate . * Sees Kentucky for 2nd round . * Shit uhhh . ask the admins ? As a Canadian , I couldn't believe it when I tried to order a drink at a restaurant on a Sunday in Alabama and they told me it was not allowed . Land of the Free indeed And my axe ! Wait ... what ? Was kicked multiple times because of my name Fuck the North . I think all of us in this division can agree on that . nothing like a good ol ' tongue kiss after an ass / genital licking session from a dog ...... I have already seen the chat meta . " Join high level clan " ( even though no clan could level up by this time I am horrified . Sad thing is you know they were . How does this help those of us who have every exotic ... ? I just want to give 1/9 NLB or 1/10 Last Words to my friends . I've lived in Mount Pleasant for over seven years . Why is this the first I'm hearing about the Pitt Street Bridge ? ! Nope . Canada . Which means I don't have to kill you There is in siege It's an army ! ( So , I'm still waiting to see this masterpiece . you gotta do the eyes ! I've also had this error but it only seems to happen when I am using the clone attack and then it happens when I'm not using it after that . Egg on face " A Fan bar , but on a much bigger scale . " Why does it ask me to think so much ? How exactly does one say " ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( It just felt like 15 . Was the unexpected part the fact that this was skiing ? .... I'm disappointed it's not a forum filled with posts going " I would , but I moved to LAN long time ago . ( I'm also protective of our eh's . That's our word Ca n'a aucun rapport avec une histoire d ’ extr êmes ou de mod ération . Je balance un exemple aberrant expr ès et tu arrives a trouver le moyen de le consid érer valide ! I better not have brought this burlap sack and pipe wrench to work for nothing , Coastie . get caught in my eyes , a thief ! Not THAT well ... being someone who's worked for a graphic printing company for 10 years , the fact that the window graphic doesn't line up with the rest drives me nuts . Are you testing a bot you made that will reply with this I'm just going to pretend it's because you are making a calendar of So being a very simple answer , it isn't quite as simple as you just time-stamping all the moments you would be using the After he's done , I recommend you hook him up with Jeff Smith " s " Bone " . It's like an adorable cartoony " Lord of the Rings " . Keep feeding him books until he's fat and jiggly on reading . ( Not to be confused with fat on food ) You should be pissed . He didn't just physically violate a child , he has taken away the period in a person's life when you don't have to be burdened with stupid shit like a sex life . He is selfish and deserves nothing but loathing . This is honestly the worst they've looked all season . Lennon could have had any woman he wanted and he picked her . The sheer effort of doing this Is your sweater from H & M ? I have one that looks a lot like it and I can't find mine I really hope they fix this , it's been way too long . It all makes sense now ( if you eat a charmander , it dies I see none of this I was chatting with a guy on okcupid once . My field of work , and personal interest , is technology and after a bit he said , " wow . I rarely have an intelligent conversation with a woman about technology . " * * WHAT THE EVERLOVING SWEET FLYING BABY FUCK ! You are evil . I never thought of this and now I can't get it out of my head , thank you very much Try posting this in r / firstworldanarchy I've given up on league as the wait times are too long . Guess I'm part of the problem . So ... we're all black on the inside Do you have 900 mmr ? ( 500t of palladium have the same mass as 500t of any other commodity Watch an advertisement , exit before getting rick rolled , thanks internet . You just gave me the link for one icon of soundcloud The Avenger does have " restraint cells " At one time they had a bot that automatically send a responce to this face Which I felt rather sad about . Got the bro team ( Crono , Frog , and Robo ) back together only to find Frog's melee damage lagging behind a bit . So many ads and pop-ups Can't tell if sarcastic or unable to detect sarcasm . Is that a moleskine in the photo though ... Has no one really poked at the fact that this guy * buys * his battlepacks when he has premium ? If i go a few days without playing BF4 i come back to like 5 battlepacks . You get plenty for free so why pay ... Chocolate . Well for what it's worth , every time I see Apparently you do I'm still trying to figure out what that guy is doing stooping over an octopus at the edge of the beach . I installed one of the first free versions . Had nothing listed in Progam Files , so I figured it was a manual uninstall . Nope , no uninstall option in the installation file . " Am un amic ... " So you uploaded a preview of all the pictures using Imgur , but couldn't use Imgur to host the actual images ... Thats not how you apologize . Wow , I was gonna buy this app a couple of days ago and gave it up because I was too lazy to type in my App Store password You willingly put that in your tank ? I have nowhere read the guaranty from DICE or EA that the game mechanics won't change over time when I installed it ( okay didn't read the terms of service - maybe I gave them my first born who knows I think you're a good person and that's rarer than what most celebrities get . It takes great strength of character to put up with the constant " are you that guy ... " with the same grace that you do and not go all jackdaws on someone . Also , what you DO post ( before it turns into the inevitable Why did you reply to that comment twice with an hour of difference between the responses ? ( It was perfect when it was green Then why the baby ? Kassadin trying to outrun a nidalee . What if that's where the name comes from ? If you're not thoroughly creeped out then it's doing better than anticipated . ᕕ ( Seeing that actually bummed me out ... as I review my playoff ticket options You really think Obama wants the Internet to be " open and free " . But LVL 70 COBY " 82nd ... ah ... Cavalry Division ... " Don't bring a third side into this . I agree , but most people just go Don't really understand the hate on reddit . Just cuz you live in a city doesn't mean you have to be a fan of every team in it . I listed my favorite teams and unlike others I don't jump a bandwagon because a team is in the championship . Fuck me right ? ! Just sharing the beauty was enough reward , but I never say no to strangers on the internet I was friggin 10 ! Lol . Plus just cuz you live in a city doesn't mean you have to be a fan of every team in it right ? I don't like hockey jeez . I listed my favorite teams and unlike others I don't jump a bandwagon because a team is in the championship . I've seen others become overnight die hard fans & I chose not to . Fuck me right ? ! That's exactly what my skin feels like ! I tried looking in the sidebar for help but the little info table had perfectly contradictory information for my face ( " Too greasy ? Less occlusives ! Tight-feeling skin ? More occlusives ! " Me : Why don't the people over 100 years old who've masturbated zero or fewer times count ? Ageist ! Seems like a waste of valuable to me He really had to specify that BLACK llamas are faster than humans ? Orrrrrr are they white ? His phone knows the name of my best friend from third grade Your fingernails tho .... Holy shit , all the people who apparently think everything they read on the internet is 100 % true ... oh god ... the scree's ... they ... don't ...... STOP .... Mine did that last fall . Ended up being the shift solenoid . Really easy to replace other than the fact that the trans pan doesn't have a drain plug Props it up . Eww . Like a bobble head . What it's doing is messing with my morning barching time > Jesus ... grab my ass tighter ! * * This is how my players play , period . I've been waiting for this meme because I have no idea what the hell is going on . Don't want to know either The graphic guy is there for graphic . You say it like everyone at gaijin can work on game coding . He's just doing his job as a graphic guy , stop bring up visual effects in game mechanic problem . Sound like my Ap teacher Thought that was way too pricey before I realized how big it was This is a thing ? DON'T EVEN JOKE I would like have a heart attack and just jump up and down yelling " LOOK AT THE GAIJIN ! OVER HERE ! YOOHOO ! ! " while everybody is giving me the > That definitely aint falco Thanks m8y . I'll b sure 2 change dat next teim Yeah ... that's about the level of quality I would expect from LSI at this point . I miss wow if only they put it on a console Why the hell are Team Poonfiltration and Team Asia not separated from each other early in the brackets . The wife is already ' giving me the look ' . Funny yours is Al Gore because mine's George Bush . And he's LATE ..... First I seen blue and black . However , then I looked at a few comparison photos people put up , and now I see ... blue and gold Looks suspiciously like the US's Waldo jersey That end music ... it's from that Kim Kardashian game Original ? > It does not appear to be cruise ships Can you try it for me ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Why do you know a Kim Kardashian Game Song ? But calculus is awesome . Looks amazing but some people are saying this ain't Rome burning . image 3 is clearly out of order .. First Goofy , now Scooby That definitely ain't jigglypuff What is wrong with purple gats ? I don't get it , they're both white and gold ? ( Ok thank you ! I've seen the Z thing in a random video so its good to know I'm not crazy . Wish the game would friggin explain some of these things . NO . * * You monster Slither down the stands to the track , cause Gordon to wreck , and all his fans will hate Keselowski fans even more . Thanks Narwhals . I would have a rebuttal if I were not a stoic . my god . I just spent an hour reading sjw screensots Hopefully not for the same reason as in the show though , right ? Yeah , I have a new question . Literally the first thing I clicked on was like " the FCC will ban sites that offend violent minorities like Muslims " or something like that . I bet the alien blue " It is still easy to get uncirculated , fresh from the reserve hundred dollar bills . That being said , I really hope OPs is brand new because money is disgustingly dirty - I'm a bank teller I don't mind the variety . However I'd like to see longer videos tho That's bloody awesome . I'm the guy watching your every move . Agreed . It's super annoying . Then 99 % of the time customers come in and Best Buy managed to screw up something on their account . It seems that we're always fixing Best Buy's mistakes and have to call NSS to help us out , or Best Buy won't mention everything about the plan . Anyway , biggest slap in the face " hey I just got my phone over at Best Buy can you transfer my stuff for me ? " Are you calling yourself best girl ? Rubbing out to Calvin and Hobbes The government screw us over ? NEVER HAPPEN ! I seldom correct it for the most part , especially when gaming . My biggest pet peeve is when I sign my name online for work ( my birth name ) and someone replies " Sir " . That just really gets the panties in a bunch . Oh Jesus God fuck . Where is / u / Ruri_Gokou when we need them and why are they so dead I told my main riding buddy he should definitely get a helmet for this season , his response , " no man I've heard from a lot of riders they do more harm than good because of blind spots " only one best girl needed in this world I agree Not gonna lie , that was a tough game to watch , we were running around , Isles kept us on the outside , could get going , Engelland standing around , Engelland making shitty passes , 2.9 Dollar Pylon Man Oh hai there Heh ... I have State Farm .... And I think it's important to remember overplayed may mays like Alien blue offers much better options than that , including this Oh look ; my iPhone has a VPN option ! I wouldn't drink out of the same cup of said buddy . I mean , going down on a stripper who wants to get gangbanged ? " Has anyone seen my acid strip ? I left it in the toothbrush . " You didn't sand it ? I actually modded my g710 + recently ( kept the orange accent ) and I did like 5 hours of sanding Saved ..... you know for science ....... ಠ_ಠ It is cute but it is This is getting too advanced ( So he bought a reloadable prepaid credit card with bitcoin , that he bought with cashmoney ... You've turned a two step process into a three step process with another layer of fees . Well too be fair , there's a reason they're calling it bumping the uglies , but ... heh , netragator , feminin ma face sa ma uit asa But now you snort drone dust ? ? Y yo con esta cruda Of course that's a thing . Why is that a thing . WTF . How can any sane person think it's a good idea to stick their used sanitary pads on walls ... just ... what ? ? Leaving a toddler alone for an HOUR ? That garen had no pants Great , now my sperm count is zero Came out of the door and didn't even check drafters on top of him That's not the sauce I was looking for Just you wait ! > If I had a twin sister , she'd probably love it , too ( what lady doesn't love a shirtless Amell ? ) . Also , we'd do disgusting things to each other , but hey , we're really ridiculously good looking , who can blame us ? Don't judge . > If I had a twin sister , she'd probably love it , too ( what lady doesn't love a shirtless Amell ? ) . Also , we'd do disgusting things to each other , but hey , we're really ridiculously good looking , who can blame us ? Don't judge . You look like Haftbefehl , a German Rapper . It looks like Aya has 2 noses , cannot unsee . Why the fuck would you ever find a snake in the toilet ? A breast milk latte ? I hope the stainless steel one isn't 900 bucks ... It looks like there's a penis head on the ground . Sshhhhh . You broke the first rule . I just wanted someone to sneeze . Seriously . I was all " pole vaulting girl - why ? ! ! Nooooooooo ~ " The tl ;d r is practically as long as the " long read " ( I don't get it . I can barely see his dick . The camera was too high . You broke my head at " bottomless pit with spikes . " Fucking love this video . I thought it would be the top comment.mwonderful This'll be her face if it's a surprise : Tiger : Wow ( I don't get it why do you always response with " YouTube and Skype . It's so much better on the Xbox one . Maybe not Skype as much because it's so hard to get in a call but definitely YouTube . I use it more than I thought I would . I never use it on my iPad only on Xbox So , probably Brampton All I know about doing butt-stuff is I don't want to fuck up her pooper too badly Im in brother ! That's kinda creepy . " Caw , caw " " Oh , there must be a dead body nearby . " I'm more likely to kill someone because of scrabble or monopoly , than gta Sure ... Turning on my Moombathon ( it's a genre ok I don't know ... Go look on Fanfiction.net and you'll see plenty of Eren and Levi in the American fans too . Thats what I'm thinking but i also have 62k DE sitting . That's very true . I hope it'll start changing in the next 10 years The scientific misconceptions are killing me Even has US plug There was a shooting murder at the Peter Piper Pizza on Wallisville last night and another in the NW this morning . That was definitely a cock . There was some chick in a white top shaking her boobies earlier in the broadcast too . Did anyone catch that ? dear god why Tax dat punani . Well then Tell that to every person who has written " Klien " When I hear Normcore , I think of how my dad dresses . Dad jeans from the 90s ( faded and skinny at the ankles , but loose around the waist ) , sweatshirt of favorite team , hat from another team and white sneakers . He's never really been on the cutting edge of fashion , lol . He likes to drink Busch beer in a can also , so maybe that makes him more ' ironic ' as well ... Oh damn . Dude is sadly misinformed . I've had < 5 sexual partners , but you just ASK my husband about that look I give him when he doesn't put the dishes in the sink after he's done . Play some single player games you already own then Oh shot , how did I forget that . Well done . I asked my son today why he no Hans Zimmer yet . Violet teacher is not impactful ? * tries to think of clever pun * uhhh ... Nike gives you a head start ... nah ... uhhh ... I can't think of anything Pick me Both your friend in the falcon are beautiful . Not that either will read this . Those eyes , motherfucker ! Hey strokes are not a laughing matter . People die everyday from strokes ! When I first started playing I built 3 boots on blitz Not mine but I feel that I should share it with the community as it is an extremely good tutorial :) Can we just stop learning this shit All of this talk about what ifs , slings , first responders , etc .. How does the army ever operate under these same situations ? Considering the fact he gutted an acu uniform to get this fit . Well that settles it . I mean , high school and the army are the most notoriously gender neutral environments and we should totally never try to deviate or learn new ways of doing things ever . Clearly . tyresse was also not lame Good ? Gravity Falls is good ? ( > ^ _ ^ ) > - - - - - Quagsire used mimic to copy the enemy's drizzle . ( ง He can't be real . Tell me he isn't real . Smh that's not the question ಠ_ಠ hahah oh man , that sucks . Unless you have a cool mum who understands . I was always that weird kid who didn't understand what masturbation actually * meant * , just that it made me feel nice so I did it all the time . I finally realized when i was about 7-8 . good grief . And because of that , my parents will always know Your face is extremely annoying ; big nose and eyes that are too close together , i . e . you look inbred . Your hair is very aunty-esque . My aunty actually has the same hair . Your dress sense is appalling , there is no need to elaborate for Gods sake . Now what more do you want ? You must be a masochist to want me to go any further in telling you why your so unattractive . Jesus ! Tony Sporano Haha , it's been two days but I just saw your comment . I'm actually interested in it , so please " get started " . You must have an alternate account , but you still use this one . What's the reason ? Also do you have I thought he used fl Right 1 bad match destroyed the entire show and null and voided the 8 good matches . Samsung Pay Better , and speechless . TIL I'm the moderator of a subreddit 1 in 5 of us hover over the toilet seat and make sprinkles . Wtf ... ? MIL are all a speial kind of ... " special " . What are doing WFX with that cardboard I'm quite concerned with the background image used here . Claro " autoconvocados " a un evento organizado por el gobierno nacional . Volant is awesome . I LOVE Minty . Does he use FL ? That is the best one My birthday is Thursday You want to grab food BEFORE toking ? I personally think you could use a few more Now they have to announce the date when they will be announcing the games . Well , pre-teens might not have happened before . I suppose it would be perfectly acceptable if my daughter was going to be 15 in a few months . Flight otbb is a bit too fast to remember . LoopPay did it before it was cool . Wrong colored duck OP if you could tease anymore that'd be great Anywhere ? ! Binds , not quotes I'm in again . Sent a king cake and some local roast out to u / MUYkylo last round but never heard back , or received anything in the mail Seriously . The most recent incident came when I was with a customer who wanted a shower gel ( for travel / washing hair ) and I see the Underminer pick up ' You're a Star ' ( $ 75AU ) . I thought , hell no , she is not bringing that over here . I was wrong . " Have you considered buying this box ? It has some of our most popular products " . What about us .... ? I know , I'm estimating that's the value - whatever " He's trying to make a name for himself by skiing at popular hiking spots in Colorado . Ah , it appears you are not privy to the reddit in-joke . Long story short , / u / Warlizard was basically trolled by a guy who made dummy accounts and kept asking him if he " was from the Warlizard Gaming Forums " . He would ask that on every post or comment Warlizard made . Soon , others jumped on . Now every comment he makes is followed by that question . Whenever someone asks , he responds with " The SEC sucks ... Well believe it bc it's true ... i always pick frostblade irelia because ... ummm ... because reasons * ARE YOU ON DRUGS * If your talking about killing off Conner , they won't , they can't > # * * STOP DRUNK REPLYING THERE'S NO CONTEXT FOR THAT * * No . No it is not . Not saying don't , just making a face that looks a lot like I've done this with a buzzard many , many times and got nothing ! There is one point in DS ( when defending the ritual at the top of Wyrmrest Temple ) that's pretty hard if you can't pull aggro with ranged attacks properly . I tried to do it as a rogue but couldn't get to the Twilight drakes attacking the temple quickly enough without either failing the ritual or falling off the temple ... I have a friend in the gang unit with CPD , he said everyone that was on it from Columbus are dead now ... Let that sink in for a moment . Macedonia . What's the reasoning behind that ? Hence at least . I don't want to count to find out . The part that gets me the most is that Costco is one of the few " good guy " companies left out there . It just takes one asshat to ruin that for everyone Time to spend my pay heck on this and not more important things in life Yeyyy thanks riot Being a stinky lowlife shrone ( Jew ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It is a gif Her face kinda reminds me of the joker . Got me Not if you're a worm Yeah it's a shitty little town here in FL . We also have a town here called Christmas . Your flair . ( European server " ( > This is not a big deal lol . My reply was ` 14 . Fixed . ` , but Reddit turned thought I was writing a list . Unlike some people . Lookin at u KnightHawkz but spicy battle does Yeah , I've definitely done that , but I still don't fuck with chickens . Chant " USA " against Canadian hockey teams Goddamnit , your flair got me again How could you miss the massive cho in lane You put another XP machine out there willingly ? you compare 512 with 1gb ? you drunk bruh ? If you have fl , all you really need us harmor and sytrus . People really overlook these native plugins . Or eat more I believe you mean Goku . Show some respect man " Hopefully to be " ... ? No way . I got WIE ( weiners in Email ) . And BIE was something I remember being begged for . ( Boobies in Email ) . Beautiful nug ! The best by making the game easier ? ლ ( how do you know What am I doing with my life ? You copied and pasted my dissaproval face Please don't bring back katie . Oh , come on miss , I only want to be violently violated by you ! Don't look so surprised ! Clearly defined genre sections . Sometimes I want to browse purely soul music . Sometimes punk rock . A lot of these genres usually get lumped in with the Rock section . Although total random vinyl madness is great too . Mindlessly digging in a crate and then finding a gem among some bad stuff is a fun feeling . The plant virus completely takes over the nervous system and puts you in a coma . It controls everything you do and say ... Beautiful ಠ_ಠ I'm adopted jack ass No problem . I tried it on a wet face at first and I was like I wonder how much karma he has reaped from " I live in Japan where they are VERY STRICT with weight gain . They told me I'm not allowed to put on more than 8-10 kg . I was like I was referring to necrophilia you sick monster Really ? Any buzzard ? Took over against the Blazers ... My Mary Jane " Warner was stroking so heavily . " You forgot the Similar in other countries . Like my club , Shelbourne in the League of Ireland , are in the First Division , but it's the second tier A New Freaking Hope is all the way down at 32 ? ! I knew there was a reason why I hated you people There are 15yr olds who weren't alive in the 90s ...... Either would be fine , in my opinion ... Just not congrats in the opposite of what you are trying to achieve - just think how everyone who was trying to loose weight would feel if the thing every day told you ' congrats on your weight gain ! ' How typical , someone from Taiwan doesn't know Korean law .... HA . Too funny . ... now get the hell out of head .... Acts too white Dank Meme Why are these so goddamned adorable You gotta ask what year that is ? Today i got called out on / r / newzealand for not searching . At least it wasn't a " did you try here * * Get . Out . > You said there for 4.2 years Ugh I have Nvidia and Linux ( Arch specifically , and there is no real SLI support unless you have Quadro cards Buy drugs for a discount Off the grid I got sun quan , two cao caos and the 4x attack healer . I'm not too upset , but I really wanted to get my hands on DQXQ Fuck you Ronimo ! I have a lot of work , and I can't play this shit at least until the end of next week ! The m2 memory for the PSP Go was equally crazy . It makes me sad to like Sony , and put up with this crappy pricing . To use your 3ds example , I just got a 32gb card for mine . $ 10 . Last Vita memory upgrade was $ 115 for the imported 64gb card " endangered " implies that there would be conservation efforts ... In 240p yeah .... I wasn't gonna go there I laughed Ha ha ha ... It was about 7 vs 3 to the end and the last two left immediately after failing at capturing 4th garden . thanks for the reminder You're right ... These creatures weren't created by God . Only something evil could produce such blasphemous creatures . I was half a sleep while reading t title and I though you said that you were playing lol on your pi and when I only saw text I was like ... Also on my smartphone I can just type a phrase and do this ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) We could have sent sent Melo out there with half a Knee for more production " pet project " His dick is an innie ... You shut your whore mouth I will cut you . This Saber has no cuddle points to be had so thus I will not cuddle ..... By the way if you have RES you can use the face of disapproval ( Be especially sure to do this several times a day if you are an attractive female Hey / u / Warlizard , do you have the ' How do I be good like you ? this was amazing to watch So far this spring training games are a lil disappointing . Hope they can get their act together lol " fun " I don't blame the guy , looks like they were twins . American chicks too , judging by their accent . Us British types like that sort of thing . Just checked , down to NZ $ 105 . Woohoo My thoughts exactly Feedee is the worst thing ... Saw the invisible How the fuck an 8 month old got oral herp I do not want to know That moment that you realize Pearl has just ripped all of your humanity from you to share information ... the point of posting ! It winds up by ... fapping ? He must've read my mind . What the actual Sri Lanka is part of " enlightened Hindu " and we can just ignore most of Oceania ... Aren't you ಠ_ಠ from the HEY ! .... No ! Neither did that . So she was stupid hot , amazing in bed , and offered to cook you food while you drank beer . Am I strange or is this not an ideal situation ? I seriously doubt Mike ever said that and GG doesn't make sock puppets for anything . He was literally mocking women and minorities who were saying they're not a stereotype . The house is on Canobie Lake , in Salem NH . You can see the amusement park across the lake . I'm going to be killed in my sleep by an old carny stuck in that basement . You are probably right . Fortunately , no one in the family has come out a leper ... yet This is my stove Healthcare is free , yet hospitals and health agencies still have CEO's ... But who is even following Rockband on social media to notice their profile picture changed ? Do people ask you " a wett what ? " / u / jstrydor and / u / warlizard are going to have a passive aggressive ' ( O . O ) - ( O . o ) - ( He will pay for this Really , I think the men of Harad are pretty cool . Sure the Oliphaunts are a bit overkill with the size , and the CGI could be better I guess , but on the whole I think the men of Harad and the Oliphaunts were pretty decent . The army of the dead however ... He likes to tickle me and THAT SHIT ISN'T CUTE . " We're more reddit than we could ever try to be " Shibiguy ಠ_ಠ . Bisexual is who I am . You seem to be arguing just for the sake of arguing . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Not available in my country Be physically accepted We have 3 . Yup . Normal mode . Guess he wasn't exactly Sounds like a day at Yogtowers with seagulls and bullshit Not being able to understand sarcasm op Hello . Please use only imgur links from now on . It's easier and they load better . I'm not removing your post , just letting you know . No idea ... Forgot to check You remind me of this : * * I always figured most of these people were actually parody accounts , but I guess many of them are real . Because Chevys always keep pristine paint I would try vaping that . Actually , it's anathema to me . :) I know what it is , conceptually , but have never played any of the games , watched an episode , or anything else . Northwest ? No , really . Right ! Holy shit when I watched Dawko streaming when only a couple people got the demo I just had the biggest ' Well this was a rather anti-climatic story OCD TRIGGER WARNING ! That sideways GPU Anyone else frustrated with the AI leaders whining at you for clearing out the swamp gas and eradicating the ~ ~ barbarian ~ ~ alien menace ? Damn alien huggin ' beatniks . Green box of mystery . Oh god tuck the fupa ! Tuck it damnit Isn't it rewarding enough to have given your money to such a good and faithful company as Riot ? Look it probably doesn't help given the fact I live in Australia , but I love Vaping to much to see any Fat bitch attempt to bring down our hobby / passion / literally life saving crutch in any part of the world . I signed Got sunburnt after visiting fish farms .... did someone say oppressed Russian oligarch in London .... ? Fuck those guys Okey I'll do that , thanks you :) just have to wait for Tuesday so I can get a water pot unless it spawns / drops for me :) rngesus isn't with me Magazine . It's a part of " a porn " ( In answer to someone talking about * peace time * military spending Seriously ? Bad . Jesus Christ my fucking eyes . Turned down the brightness on my monitor , and I still felt the pain . R . I . P . Midnight Club You're already made and what a mess . ლ ( The first time I saw this picture I couldn't for the life of me figure out what a feather had to do with Leonard Nimoy #OP Y U NO UPDATE ლ ( My phone died Sentient phlegm .. Newman ... My shower is in 9 days . I just hopped on my registry to see if anyone has been shopping from it ( curious , after reading your post ) . It appears that people have also chosen to disregard my registry OP , she wants the D and you are going to just spank it to those pics aren't you ? I play since game release and can't beat B2 even without autolock mod , now I wanna quit ლ ( At first I felt left out but ... Italy here . We don't understand how a word may need to be spelled Dang nabbit , you figured out my reddit name Yeah he's totally a Kremlin spy .... I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not You made me waste precious gasoline ? ? i don't even want to know how you came up with that expression So much poop jokes oh Araki your past sins haven't been forgotten ლ ( I knew it But ... she's a Gem ... I still don't get it ( That documentary did NOT mention that . Where's the story for Child 2 has it been removed ? ? It seems really interesting from the comments Has it ever escaped ? ! At least have the decency to call her a Gem centipeetle . I see what you did there I hope I can forget what has been seen Johnny Evans . How can you hate someone you've never met I didn't say anything bad about campers ... still gotta deal with em don't you ? or should I just walk right past one and let em shoot me Dude , keep the peace man ... We're here to hate on the fat fucks , not each other . I've seen this kind of shit happen too . Where a fat narcissistic ham parent tells their kid that they aren't fat and to not listen to society . I mostly see it in Wal-mart , lol . It's physically and mentally poisoning they're children and it's abuse . Save your hate for the fatties , not a fellow shitlord ... Unless you're a covert fatty . Then get the fuck out That's less than I pay for a bottle of the stuff Followed by the Lisa of disapproval I don't even want to think about how hard it is to clean that back flap ... Someone already beat me to the misplaced " l " ( Once I got to that part , I pretty much just made this face Perhaps a spoiler tag would be appropriate ? rule 2 Suck it I'm turning 18 in a week . Mine is a toss up between a tarp and some batteries . We've been through this , futa isnt gay I never got that . How can you disembowl someone if they don't have any bowls in them . Everything I need to know about beards is illegibly tiny text At first it was a cute comment . Then I see the user name .. I need to know who this is ... For science ! That " other " in southern Nevada they said that screen protectors are too expensive You can physically * see * it go clean through his torso . You shoukd probably turn back search filtering , or you are using bing . Though he said it was built on Source I really hope so ! I kind of feel like I'm in the middle of baby bootcamp at the moment If i could go back and change what happened that night ... I wouldn't mmmmm sounds .... intriguing That link is staying blue until someone explains . You're not supposed to lie on the internet ! Yeah mine are in no way indigo , very much a black / black . Let the extortion begin ! It's bleeding ... Throwing in Dice's face for this one . Oh and I am not actually sure what the point is . Maybe its cheaper ? No idea how that makes it cheaper but who knows ! ? Do you know my name or coincidence ? Of course the sword makes a metallic sound when unsheathed That's not creepy at all . How dare you harass the bird like that you sick , disgusting human being . It would destroy my coast and my tourists My favorite animals are puffer fish because there are like little puppy's of aquariums , my favorite number is pi , because it's just awesome , and I'm building my first pc and I got a cool processor ( fx6350 ) but without a cooler Literally 2 seconds after I posted this I had a reply . " Alright , this will probably be the only one .. " I said , ignorantly . An hour later , I'm literally struggling to keep up with all the messages . All spy's disguises have oversized eyes , even pyro's gasmask lenses . Heavy's eye are like Attractive girl was looking at me . I smile and continue with dumbbell chest presses . She smiles back and continue yes with her routine . I catch her later looking at me through the mirror as I do dumbbell curls . I nod and smile . She smiles . It was a good day . Best part is my brother likes her . Circlejerk questions have their own subreddit ! ? ! Damn ... NO MORE Yup . Flavoring . In tiny teeny itty bitty type . Ugh . Light it on fire and throw it off a cliff More likely the former ... I got tricked into it . What if I told you that if you are looking for an affordable dinner coral gables is not the place to go . How is Pasta Carbonara and Chicken & amp ; amp ; Waffles " Latin Food " ? At that point I really thought Frybo was behind all the creepy stuff happening . Amazing ! Love your lips ! 20/10 He is going to have his fingers chopped off I hope they don't catch my next shipment . If they do , then they must be getting pretty smart about it . Thank you , old friend ! Now knock it off and come give me a hug . What do you mean , " her kind " ? agreed , but what timezone ? The link is purple . i didn't click on it yet Yeah . I think he's subtly calling all Hmong shitty people . The discussion on / r / minimalism made me rage . Someone got guilded for saying baseball players don't have to be in shape , and then when pressed about it posted pictures of sorta chubby football players . ( The part where [ ] ( # s " Piggy dies The entire bible is full of contradictions . It's almost as if they have never even attempted to read it And I have you tagged as " likely to go on a mass-murdering rampage inside a chuck-e-cheese " My uterus isn't a 3 - D printer . Why do you gotta take so much offence to a little joke . Call Microsoft microdick or whatever . Idk and I'm a massive supporter of them . I own 3 working xbox 360 ' s , 3 broken xbox 360 ' s ( for spare parts ) and an Xbox one with over $ 1000 spent on games and accessories for both console platforms . Btw not a fan boy I own Apple and Nintendo products which I game on too . Rip i need money Why do " future " / next big thing cars always looks so ugly ? We can't have good looking cars if they're futuristic , apparently . evil seller , go away ! Damn you Japanese understanders ! Algum problema de largura de banda em 2015 ? As pessoas parecem digitar o mínimo poss ível de caracteres .... E apenas a primeira metade da tabela ASCII / s I will deny anyone who says this * isn't * canon . > One side you say he is a great player then on another part you said you haven't seen him play . Are you alright OP still waiting for an update Da fuck it says I thought most people on reddit frequently abandon old accounts ? I've wanted to for freaking ages , I hate having my whole post history up as well as the fact it kinda kills the anonymity to be around for so long . But fucking people keep fucking gilding me and so then there's the natural obligation to stay on this goddamn dumb ass account I made ironically three years ago but now it's just an awful reminder of how stupid embarrassing shit I was . Drink bottle . It wants to be sucked on again ( Thank you very much for your response . The next time I see one , I will follow your advice and try to take a picture of one . We are very appreciative of your thorough instructions . My parents are visiting soon and I don't really want bugs flying around my house . Dude . Alien blue and reddit is fun have it Just like Eric . Lol here's a picture of a tag , that's all the proof we're gonna need . What about dragging your balls through glass for 10 hours , just to put her toothbrush in your mouth ? Always a classic that one Same here , You need Bolvar ? Yeah , Samsung and other OEMs like Lenovo , Oppo , Xiaomi ... There's a trend here . Also all but Samsung use the long-obsolete menu button ( their Tizen-powered Z1 suggests they still would if not for Google's influence ) , which is almost as pointless as if Windows phones shipped with an " ok " button today No it's not my junk ... That was the joke Exactly my point FFS ... more than one person in the picture makes it an " ussie " ! Because of all things the USA is known for its nation wide approach for things . As a teenager , my relationship with my parents sucked . Old-school Europeans . Didn't help matters . They expected me to be like my brother in terms of marks . I had a learning disability that I only found out about 6-7 years AFTER high school , and yet they wanted me in the enriched programs for AVERAGE . MARKS . All because that's what my bro did . As a result , I nearly failed almost all my math and science classes . I was in special classes in elementary school for fucks sake That rp's still running ? Cause they basically sit around and copy supernets developments after they are done then argue about how they are so obviously completely different . I think a good term would be vultures . Meh , nowinstock notified me too late Goddamnit Joker I think that's some other kind of * sploosh * Price and battery life , or roit ! Open up the Market As someone who mains nemesis and has her diamond : * Thanks a lot * " It's okay I'm nidalee I can just lay traps " I'm struggling to make sense of this . Quite certain OP doesn't know what FWP means . It's difficult not to , but this is my only explanation for him giving it an entirely unrelated title . Such a head fuck . I'm sending the bitcoin from the backup now " t " Thanks , I live in Chicago Says the guy who bought a Maus with GE . Honestly , are you just trying to humblebrag about a NASA internship ? This is a no-brainer . Work for NASA for pay or work for a no-name startup for free . I love jokes ! But no one jokes about C + + Oh that's awesome , so against jiggs 3 out of 4 throws are totally useless The fact that Arnold is getting inducted this year over Robin Williams ... Too soon There was nothing wrong with it Too soon At first he said I lied about posting it so I sent him the link and his response was that everyone is agreeing with me because they want to sleep with me Cat is neutered and still sprays once in a while . He is a son of a bitch . You mean too fucking long My mother killed two of my cats this way . She had the habit of automatically turning on the blade the moment she turned it on ... I had a slightly traumatic childhood at times . For serious . Oil prices are down near 50 % .... with around 1/3 rd of that due to the strength of the dollar . Do you think a country like Saudi would sacrifice their only source of income at the same time as hugely increasing most of their expenses ..... I think management just gave Pepper another behind the scenes job on another channel to force Whatley to participate in the show . Really sucks . Stanley was a big part of why I love R & F . If he ain't back by April I'm gonna tap out . Apart from the great interviews and the Bennington show , it's just the same shit . Sorry in advance about the lighter You couldn't wait five seconds for the playback bar to go away ? I bet my mother in law gets one . This is a woman that had the iPhone from day one in 2007 ( and every model inbetween ) and just two weeks ago I showed her how visual voicemail works on her iPhone 6 . On one model she had she thought the ringer was broke for 6 months . When we visited she asked me to look at it and see if there was anything I could do to fix it . I flipped the ringer on / off switch to on . Great game so far . Let's see if the Sharks don't blow this game with the lead they have The logo is very nice though . It incorporates many ideas without being very busy or complex . This is no circle jerk , you're just in the minority . You know your team is stacked when David Lee , who could be a starter on many teams in the league , gets a DNP-CD . Carter won the Cup that year though with his best friend . The harp might be placed in there as a prop . Engraved finely into it silver : " never gonna give you up .... " Hopefully that is the only massive load she takes . LoL intensifies i feel like she's helping redditors get off Seems like it , just dont be underage now I even know where this photo was taken Who is Negan ? ? Wait .. Could you tag this [ Comic Spoiler ] please next time ! This made me laugh way harder than it should have . Or , instead of a scene from a film , here's a questionable link and a ten minute still ! You didn't see him stun an invisible Vayne ? Well that's gross / r / thatHappened isn't even this / r / thatHappened Uhm ... not that it's important , but are you saying that these teenagers forced sex on an elderly woman ? What the actual hell ? like on the street ? no I still didn't get it Wait , you're the one insinuating that " propagating beliefs " is somehow a punishable offense . Are you the principal ? 350 hours .... Yeah , just imagine if that ever happened . My MAC Studio Fix is the same way . It makes me sad because it's pricey and I go through it just as fast as my Covergirl Clean foundation ... I have Xcode on my Mac ... but in the same time in App Store it shows that I have to get the Xcode installed ... and it's not purchased ... could be I have the poisoned Xcode Hahaha just a joke ... I'm only 21 ... Wait what ...... Hard hitting medical article here . " Clinically dead , " meaning she never lost pulses , she kept breathing , but she shook a bit and stopped answering questions . And we got scared . We gave her oxygen and started an IV and then she woke up . Must have been dead . POTS ... The fibromyalgia of cardiovascular medicine . * slow shakes head * Well I suggest you get on shit mister ! Cause it's magical ok ? ? It's a magical journey that everyone should partake in ! I too beat the game for the first time for about 3 weeks ago . You're telling me I could have posted a crappy end-credits screenshot for karma ? ( Volvo is Swedish company Don't think he's gay I'll give you something to insert . Wouldn't wanna motivate them to lose weight or anything I'm glad to see we are being super aggressive . Too big for me I hope so . You are fapping on a horse on Reddit ? None of them have nipples . Er muss weil er es gerne möchte I'm on my iDroid otherwise I would Well I wasn't sure . The guy that called you gay could've been also poking fun . Hey if shared anal vibrators are your thing that's cool but I think for me it's still So reddit has stooped lower than Buzzfeed I guess peridot really reported it me too . my favorite is linking friends to my soundcloud , and then checking my stats the next day to confirm they never even bothered to listen O M G , it sounds so weird but I LOVE the smell of my SO's armpit . Smells like man . In a good way . Maybe it's pheromones ? I signed up for a jackalope made of sperm ; you are a fraud ! i was being sarcastic Oh jeez , a friend of mine once seemed to genuinely believe he could beat a chimp in a fight . And that was only after we convinced him he couldn't take a gorilla . Don't worry bud , he has a bot now that auto " i would hate if caleb or spencer turned out to be A ( which they prob . are'nt ) " Cartoon " But I'm normal height ! Yea it could go either way . The guy I saw was just wayyyyy into it and got super weird . Definitely got a ton of Hate to jump on the ship of Combatant Gentleman haters : A good friend of mine has reached out to them about his wedding in June and the rep has not been responsive at all . I guess you all don't want his business . I thought this might have been promising for my own wedding but seeing this thread along with his experience confirms things for me . I used to have the exact same wallet ! Til it fell apart cause I had SO MUCH MONEY IN IT He didn't just get a penta , he got a I don't want to play this game anymore . Boyfriend doesn't trust me to edge , even if we are in the same room together .. Oh my god that's soooo funny . Shoutout to my other call center homies . I've gotten way too good on playing new leaf with one handing and taking a call with the other lol . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That's horrible basketball by the other guy , why is he attacking on offense when all he had to do was dribble out the time and win the game That's a sample Well that shouldn't take too long . But commandos still can't use the 4 piece set bonus for 15 seconds of supercharged gas but .. shes not even in dis dungeon And now you're going to stay home and dress up all your stuffed animals in lingerie ? Dropbox says the file has been moved / deleted . Jk , it's my rendition . And I'm no artist . It's fake the bone to dirty and no torn flesh ! They think that my online Australian friend and I are the same person and banned us for vote manipulation ( So will he / she be able to get gold in women decathlon too ? What ? dat facial Still a problem here in HK iTunes Store Shady , and irresponsible . Got that right . Bloody useless Yup same ere ... Abu dhabi UAE ... for hours now Sounds like the few people who " enjoyed " the expo happens to talk in broken English too . God.damnit . I would not have seen that if you said nothing . I can't see it any other way now That's awesome .. ! I'm glad I share something in common with u / full_rectal_prolapse ... She was their skinniest women . Haha , something like this . Thanks Russia ... I hope it's a grower . so it will come out at the same time as the division ? Well now I don't know what to think This is so effing retarded . Nominating ? How ? My viewers don't know what my reddit username is . This is super unfair .. and retarded . Yes ... it is retarded . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ made me think of Pics of a pool party on his phone ... Bring this back , adjust the nube-tube , and introduce gun game as a game mode and I will never ever talk shit about Activision again ^ * * maybe * * ^ Imagine the Al Qaeda ride at Disneyland I paid 70 , but had I gotten there just a day earlier it would have been half off The one you're commenting on . I'm almost certain that they don't . Crosseyed 3D view works on most of picture picture . Smyles ! How did you do that face ? I have been out for 5 + years and inactive for nearly 10 . Most of that time I have been atheist and I STILL have the urge to pray before eating ... I sure Jacked my Robinson This makes so much Sense . " those look really unhealthy " Give me a quick reply button for the this , Oh damn , I was gonna post this I'm also upset you left all my subs out . Now I'm sad . After reading this , I looked all over the place to see if this site has a logo that mentioned that it was a satire website like The Onion . I did not find any ... ( Stares at her rifle ... Sounds like it Play sims 4 Brisbane Australia checking in . My top ten nearby wonders include : big orange , big lamb , big banana , big avocado , big bunch of bananas , abandoned asbestos mine and giant pink slugs . God dammit CBD ! Went out to find veggies or something healthy to have for dinner , but here I am eating from nando's Don't read the imgur comments . 1v1 me on brave frontier for all your breads Hello Clarice So , is this a fanfic or you're talking about canon stuffs ? As I've stopped reading when you said Angels that killed became Devils . I see you're keeping How bout ... NO ummm are you serious ? open it I rather not ... Ayer habl é para preguntar si ten ían promociones para esta o alguna semana y me dijeron que no ... I can't wait until you just take the Warlizard approach and just reply " I wonder how much karma you've gotten from posting I assume you're singaporean or live in Singapore ? One of the few times our country hits the front page and you show the world the rubbish that is Stomp ? He said * purposely not linked . * I read that as " Will the Shakespeares in Summoner's Rift receive their voiceover as promised ? " I cursed out someone I didn't like and got banned for it Getting raped ? Try being a vegetarian in South Carolina Dumb question possibly , but why is that Yeah fuck this shit ( ノ My accountant didn't get that memo the username alone ... it was only a twist . ლ ( There seem to be a lot of pedophile jokes today on Reddit . I .... I think they're actually missing . Yes putercom 5 , that is exactly what he was talking about . The last ... * Popsicle ? * Who even thought of this scene ? Most of us here are just poor farmers . ( I'm not dead ... Or am I ? ( Do you by now have a special keyboard with Jesus Harold Christ on a bike . Alright miss coch-in-brahma lover Better jerry went out that way . I once worked in a shop were we couldn't figure out what this horrid stench was , well at some point a mouse had got hungry and decided that the power line to the refrigerator looked tasty . Dat carrier name tho I have a friend sitting on like 30k ip , and he still has champions / runes to buy . He says there aren't any other champs he's interested in buying and playing right now . Drives the rest of us crazy . You should just spend it oh ffs really ? I thought it was ne ..... give me a sec ね ........ fuck I really need to re-learn japanese ( Yeah i realized that in game too . ಠ_ಠ it's on Alien Blue it's just not obvious . Reply to a comment and tap the downward-facing arrow at the top . If you swipe right at the top you'll see it as an option . The next Skyrim ? You almost had me convinced that a little nipple play was a good idea , but I'm on to you , mister . While I agree with you 100 % , tonight's game must have been hard to go see .. We just look like plain shit . No one is playing on the same wavelength . It's a little unsettling when we are reaching the playoffs . Really need better consistency in high form . My face tonight Well shit . Are those supposed to be sunglasses I liked Pepsi Next ... I had to look up what a lady-bro is . Oh ... probably this : Lol , and I'm an MRA . Specifically , a gender MRA , whereas all other MRAs are equity MRAs . I can play the redefinition game too Wow . Up against Ohio State in round one ? Fucking a zombie If you're looking to be entertained further by these comments , you're gonna be disappointed . They should give us the chance to change it atleast . from slow , medium and fast . Well i guess this is pretty useful for farming and going through games fast , but I like the touch of drama in the old one . Atleast it isnt slow like the one 2 updates ago cause holy You have to had written a bot when your name is mentioned and gaming forum pops up to post " Horny mode eh ? No . Are you kidding me ? What is this world coming to ? > well , if it fucks up ... ? Return it . Poor camel is being tortured by that ass-face . Maybe pinching or pulling / twisting it's leg . Not funny . I'm sorry , is this abnormal ? so ..... how much karma do you think you have made by just posting > Well yeah , no shit you'd rather come home to the stripper . Thing is , you laid out two extremes giving room for no in-between . A pleasant stripper or a homely unpleasant hag ... Gee , what a dilemma . Ngata problem . Please not Texas .... Please not Texas .... Please not Texas .... John Cornyn & Ted Cruz .... * * My Wii U hopefully comes today ! Might have to put a post up for easy karma ... I laughed at that when I shouldn't have . Shame on you Is that ... a paint roller tray ? Literally : I've been quite busy with work lately , so I have absolutely no idea what's going on ಠ_ಠ Also this CSS is making me feel uncomfortable to the max ಠ_ಠ But I couldn't decide if this is worse than MeryRear's ..... MR's is like a hornet stinging you into the eye , but this is like opening a glitter bomb pretty much , you prevent infections and have a safer sex life if you have something like this , that promotes proper exploration . That being said these are expensive , so if dad didnt give her the money , that is something i would worry about I'm 48 and somebody asked me if my 15 year old son was my grandson . I don't have muscles to flex " He moved a respirator ? " So what ? I don't get it . Did he move it onto Ed's foot ? Did he place it on his chest ? " He moved a respirator . " Nope . Still don't get it He wants all the vibrating coins Could you add the look of disapproval or is that out of the scope of this project ? This is the one I'm talking about Well I've had loads of people chug on me after a crit , but I've always been able to punish it as soon as I got up and kill them . I think he knew I would have killed him had he stood in front of me , so he ran .. and ran .... and ran .. How do they even manage to lose then ? I think the real facepalm is that this is linked to 9gag .... What I do is just upgrade my walls during a push . PUSHHH / r / do girls have cooties because girls have cooters ? is that too vulgar ? I'm honestly curious . ... I .... I ... I think I'm going to avoid baked goods for some time , after this mental image ..... So he just had a bunch of Tungsten laying around I THOUGHT IT WAS 20 . Title made me think Hero ninja'd a second station into GE - 8 . I know that omg it was part of the joke Seriously ? You don't know how to calculate central time ? It's the new Tomorrow's brunch is going to feature bloody ... mortys . I think I would have punched the screen if that happened to me . Please respect tables ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( Wow how many times have you played him ? I'd be happy just to get 1 .... Seems reasonable . I just question the clear gel cap with crushed powder in it . It looks identical to , from what I've heard from people who do that kind of thing ... Loved trees so much that they cut one down to build a bench What do you have to worry about ? tell them to stop or report for spam . who even does that ? use your eyes and look at your aetherflow icon Ooooh . That makes total sense . What have I been doing with my life ? Thanks captain cock ! Let's have sex now . I couldn't agree more . The saturn pad is incredible and goes toe to toe with a solid stick , IMO . You got some nice ass handwriting Seeing as he is already a tattoo artist , i think he has decent job security I want one That's my all in Lol I know June's is great but he only does iPhone themes Lots of down voting sad pandas . Gamer funk is real , wash that ass . Women like to play games and no , they are not hitting on you . Yes , pull up your damn pants and buy some long tail shirts from Duluth trading company . Is ... Is it made from children ? Yeah I wouldn't have held it together , I would have lost it . As much as I love little kids ( not that way that's a bit fucking much , coming from a guy who's had lots of piercings and one tattoo . I didn't realize you can open doors with E for like three days What the ...... Yeah , crippling addiction . So fun ! Greenlay apologizing for Stewart's " potty mouth " Your eyesight may be cured , but your lazyness has already proven to us that you dont really love Ciara . Oh man ... You just undid my world view . Thanks . I swear there's always at least one pub stomping scout who used the Thanks or Good Job voice call with every kill This game looks like hot garbage . The " blocked shots " are the worst - hammering a guy's upper arms without even coming close to touching the ball is not blocking a shot And how much is this whiskey worth normally ? I get a life insurance ad down there between the pictures . The wicked witch of the west never did get herself back together properly > 16th chapel Are you saying you did because if so I would like to file a complaint to the relevant authorities . Brand New - $ 38 olives are not blue Have you tried here ? How would you know ? Huh ? ¿ Wow . You tell a guy with terminal cancer " good luck with your future endeavors ? " Unbelievable . I can't believe how far I had to scroll down to find JDs name here . He is so annoying . It's right below you Lmao . No reason .... Dear god . / r / squidsgonewild has escaped . ayy lmao happy buuuuutttttdaaaaai / u / nick-a - 30 Then go watch Shrek or something . BDSM on Oldschool confirmed ? Seriously ? Fuck you The sad thing is I already have it installed for use with MLS live but I didn't even think about it for this You may be right , and while normally I'm not a fan of excessive paid DLC , in this case I don't find the idea terribly objectionable . When I have issues with DLC it is when you can tell that the DLC content was something that should have been in the original game and was partitioned off for DLC , I'm looking at you Sims 4 Takes off shorts to reveal more shorts . One guy , who was watching porn , the entire heist " I use this because I can't aim . " I feel like this year's Rose Bowl skewed Jimbo's just a bit VP should've had that map . VP lost the pistol but managed to rail Fnatic on T , and STILL lost . I clicked that link and the first thing I see is some underage looking naked girl . Either Carl or Rick gets shot in the eye . Pretty easy to figure out from the comments lol . Ok , I'm outta here . ᕕ ( Like a lightsaber if you touch it while on it will cut your hand off . brace yourselves , Snow is coming . In TIlburg is er gewoon koffie op de 3de verdieping If that happened to me , my cup size would be negative . u anonymized urself but not Eric ლ ( It's a weekly occurrence here " Blood , blood on the child " is something you've needed to search recently ? Deep water .... Arizona ... Muh League and wrestling worlds are combining . Damn ! My bad didn't read ! That sucks , this scammers .. Greg " piece of shit , should be banned from the NFL for life , bounty-gate , dipshit " Williams was with Washington at that time * I see what you did there Yes I'm cool enough to have a thing ! Also , And if you see OP's reply you'll understand why making rash generalisations is not such a good idea ... On air it seemed that engine parts basically sprayed all over the track I was told there would be showtime kicks My wife is the size of a twelve year old boy .. They don't speak Swahili in the Congo How do you report on Alien Blue ? Oh , és tu Morgan Freeman Lapis has her gem on her back that's why you only saw malachite with the gem on its nose they never showed us it's back where lapis gem would have been This always happens to me I'm not that cruel Same ..... species ..... sex cage Hahahaha you're the first person to ask in this thread but I've heard that before . But yes I am Ross Holy shit , you're right . Damn ... OH GOD Dude .... Or we could stop importing cheap whitewashed ISIS-oil through Turkey . ლ ( Save and buy your own DS4 , but don't tell him . Every time he hides the original DS4 , play along and act upset , until he's out of sight So much better to have her children brutally slaughtered by an intruder than to let them see their father protect them from said intruder ..... Not usually a pug pic fan but this is great ! Also , what the first commenter said . Serious response this time , just brewed a Kenyan ( coffee ) myself and it does have slight notes of tomato ... kinda unsettling really They call the fire dept . You were disgusted because a player use a weapon in video game ? Nobody fucking do it Is that a baby bump ? No friends atm , everyone uses consoles I probably don't have to remind you of this , but wrap it up and ~ ~ flush it down ~ ~ * * make her swallow so you don't ruin her plumbing are you stupid ? can't you see the ps4 is covering the xbox one main vent ? ? ? you're the one that is bringing up shit not OP ( That man was in true terror . I think this is real . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Well placed period . Otherwise I'm still waiting on the " Makeover an enthusiastic British Fangirl " episode . Why is lifting called snatching ? But Tarquin is dead . Halp these guys You know you Reddit too much when Will it play on PSTC You like women who dont have emotions You are negative Amelia Earhart gave herself away I like big butts and I cannot ... OH FUCK ! There is no N52 Hulk Call police , got siao lang escape from IMH I suffocated by only watching it Yes , the clapping thing is real ( midwest USA , at least ) and it annoys the fuck out of me . That's when you switch the password on the goddamn router Good thing we've got alexis and Özil then . Sadly nip Lost TYL , porque de fato é tradicional na América do Sul Sorry I'm also new to reddit ! Raydn with someone biting his neck ( Norfolk checking in I tried this one also ; but it also doesn't show all listeners , only a few . The app also crashes if I press " done " An asshat who assumes that hookers don't have white collar jobs , college degrees , or any degree of socioeconomic status . My spatula is always retracted Me too , although USPS needs to sort out how they mark the packages . If they had marked it ' in office ' none of this drama would have happened in the first place . ψ ( gee , can't imagine why any African-Americans would take offense to that ... I meant like in the games where it's always there Look at you stealing my jokes Motherfucker .... no My raging fire burns against twitch hot enough to melt steel beams right now I'm taking the lack of responses to mean beta testing is going on right now and they've all been sworn to secrecy Oh boy , if we don't get NaLu soon .... So .... I see a guy banging a blond women and choking her That's not considered rude throughout a lot of Asia as I understand it , at least people do it all the time . Perhaps not indoors but she's young . A mate got in the habit gobbing out of massive mouthfuls on the floor , I was disgusted but he assured me it was OK in Thailand . And to be fair I saw lots of other do it seemingly without others sharing our distaste for it , still disgusting to me . Especailly when he had trouble no doing it back home . Just kidding ... It was a car and he knew it ┌ ( Not very bro of you brocade Well yeah but " 8 year olds poetry in motion " doesn't have the same ring to it I have to ask , do you have the " It's functional , I saw one tesla charging while picking up some groceries ... It's license plate said " 0GAS " Use the dark net Totes , I was hoping that by getting that out of the way I'd be bringing us all one step closer Now he responds with :/ while warlizard does Not if our team ( s ) * * still * * can't lure in free agents wait a minute . if his dad is an octopus man then and assuming her mom is a human , they had to do some * * tentacle hentai * * to make Giffany . Be prepared for the pain Yeah , a lot of people like to ship Guts and Griffith as the ultimate dong-loving duo > loving her unconditionally and taking care of her every need . Whenever someone accidentally touches me I jerk away as a reaction . It just naturally happens but a lot of people take it personally . If I'm hugging someone , then cool , other than that I usually ain't diggin it . I bet it doesn't help that I got a lot of unwanted mystery butt grabs during high school . Guess I got a good dude booty . I wonder how much karma you've wracked up with just " You're the person that posted that Breasts of Tyria thread on the official forum aren't you I read two books while i was in hospital after the surgery , one was abt tibetan buddhism another was abt the all mighty Hoffman book . I for one , did not update in a long time and still experience all the greatness that AB was . I'm an engineer and my company forces me to use imperial units Oh stop trolling already ..... You have to point out every single detail ..... " We only let the bitch eat 1 or 2 of the afterbirths " ( Mike can't die ! He's to big into the story line . Anna can't go because no one wants to see a pregnant lady die . My guess is it would be someone in the band What about when we found the Boston Bombers ? Penn State .... I wont tell if you wont tell on me That's 200 push ups per day ... My due date was November 15th , apparently my dad's Valentine's Day gift was no condom that night If ten mg is making you sick stop while your ahead lolol That is a good question Can't wait for Apollo to release . AMRC is just ... ugly . This really ಠ_ಠ ' d my so that means that even if the accusation turns out to be false , that law still applies ... absolutely nothing wrong with that 2 is wrong . You're supposed to follow your teammate either to the gate , or into an occupied totem ... Well You're posting the time of day in place of your usual Guys my hotel room comes with condoms I thought One Direction was supposed to be the new Beatles ? The kind of " deals " that makes you wonder why you didn't choose ps4 You have an incredible style : O wish I could draw fhat good Why did I never know this ? In the U . S . A . , he said . 1 . wut ? i'd like to know more about this story ... for science Oh noe ! He called me a hipster for registering as an independent ! Just some quilt advice , next time try and hide your self-cutting scars ... I've made the same mistake myself I want that brown faux leather bag for 10 bucks . If it doesn't sell let me know . Same as Favre to Rodgers . Like wtf Hey , that's not a thing ! ! Can't get nothing past you ☜ ( Don't know why you're not topless . You've gonemild I don't get your point . I either misread or misunderstood . Where does it say my name ? Oh ! Haha ! ' Cause it's 125 cubic inches . I see what you did there ... Not even close I had the same issue with cutting . I mean I was cutting for very serious problems in my life , but like you , it was stupid and harmful and I obviously DO NOT do it anymore . Now I vent by making art , playing guitar , and screaming at my motherfucking fridge to get me more food I wouldn't want to get any Santorum on me Ron's face Two hours a week ? That's it ? and with all the food they probably waste Wear pants . I hope Crimea was not the case . Have your leg back , all the grass is frozen There once was a man who demanded a joke he didn't realize that his whole life was a joke Definitely looks like it , now I'm wondering if one can love without it . Or is there special outlier underwear they're not telling us about I'm not touching your dream journal . " I don't like food " No . Getting Woodwood here . She was once described as the ugliest cat someone had ever seen You kiddin ' ? 9 Raydns . 6 of which are Guardians . 12/11 would fap again When I saw the mechs I was like Jimmy is that you Or movie theaters , " Enjoy your movie " - " thanks you too " / r / kidjokes should be a thing No , U . wtf HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG ! Oh dear . My heart's exploded . No they're not . This movie looks worthy of Adam Sandler . Not sure about vi , but Ubuntu definitely doesn't have vim in a fresh install . Just nano . ಠ_ಠ how dare you retire Akeno > I like playing AP champs , but I can't CS for shit with them . I played a Cassiopeia game recently and ended a 41min game with 131 cs Where do you live that smokes cost that much ? I need you to send me a PM , so I can reddit block you . K ? Thx . No . LOL nothing worse . What happens to me is I'll be like OH SHIT THIS IS DOPE AF ! ! ! Then I'll go in my car and listen to it and I'll be like Jesus CHRIST . The job ain't * that * goddamn bad ! I hate people that post that kind of shit to get pats on the back ! Those are the kind of people that she the job more as a novelty than a career . You didn't use protection , did you ? The campaign I'm about to start running ( Hi Erica ! Wow , a fashion article , this fundamentally changes everyth - wait , no , I still haven't seen anything like that in the real world . What the hell Legion ? Lol sorry about that ( I'm not stupid phone Most guns don't . 300M firearms and he pulls out 10-12 ? Damn ... Yikes . One time a little girl behind me in line at a supermarket commented on my hair saying , * " Your hair is really pretty . I want to cut it and keep it . " * wrong hole ? * What the actual fuck . * 32 Titan - 2nd gjally Can't you just download more ? Unless he's into that Want to feel empathy but can't get over username You mean you want to read it ... and enjoy it , most likely . I hate the Internet PROTIP : If any of you posted on RSPW back in the late 90 ' s / early 2000 ' s , don't go back and look up your old posts . You had dumb opinions and everything you said was very cringy NOT the return of the Thanos handcuffs At the time of try on ... Hours after all the watches are preordered Good tip . Although my parents would * never * believe me if I told them I was pregnant gonna look like west side story , complete with knife fighting scenes .... and if you don't get the reference ... doom on you I'm not hearing any humming . Because if there's one thing adoptive kids need , it's fewer good families to love them . Fuck your flair Another doctor trying to tell me what to do . * What do you think the holes are for ? * this ..... this i just .... i dont know how to feel about this ( I have a fairly great computer and it is in no way a smooth Facebook game . What the hell is going with maths ? We are sliding curves now nightmare-fuel with that imposibru-faker You'll get it don't worry , as for me it's meat boy achievement I need to get ... but we shouldn't have to at taxes . I just got home and had the same message . It's been about 5 min and now I can see my friends online . Trying to connect to Destiny and now it says the Destiny servers are down Don't call me dear ... You guys are just trying to get some rule 34 going on , aren't you ? I don't Non nude GW ? Wtf if u don't need pistols drop them > the third movie was actually GOOD Yay . More sponsored links . 50:50 with the kids . They either see this crap and say hell no , or they imitate the behavior . Stop spamming ! Can I get a refund since you decided you like income from shitty ads your customers were given the impression they wouldn't have to deal with ? I already paid for the pro Alien Blue , so why should I need to see ads . Surely Reddit can find other ways to raise money that are less intrusive , and instead honor those of us that have been supporting Alien Blue since BEFORE Reddit acquired it . Well Alien Blue was nice for a while . See you later ! Happy Valentine's Day honey ! * gives boquet to girl * " Aww how sweet ! what are these flowers ? " They're wang rape flowers . L-l-let's not talk about this ....... Oh yes Nmom is psychic ( possessed ) didn't wake up on time and had to take half day off ლ ( Loook ! Whose copying now ? ? Tucker and wag wants travellers belt ... That looks like some kind of alien shenanigans That's the only moment i didn't like from interstellar . I have nothing against america , but god dammit - why place a fucking flag on a planet that's meant for the whole humanity Why have you done this to my beautiful paid app why this I wanted one too . > Only that you know , the Prometheus was actually GOOD I had that happen when I tried to buy some 20 gauge birdshot at wally world . Me too . No pull-ups , floor press , and a bunch of other things . Middle chest ? Why would you bother making protein bars without using protein ? Dude , don't send him out there , Jesus .... I honestly don't know . I'm from the land of natural gas and furnaces plus central air so this is all new to me . I think you can have either set up anywhere but heat pumps are more common in here ? The realtor literally told us " southerners don't trust gas " . I was like Idk don't ask me It's not easy out there for tall broads ... Men just give me this weird look like That's the joke My sperm is pretty potent . Could go for some of that sweet sweet fog these days . Living in China You're not playing right I was waiting for someone to tell me how to do this . Thanks . Fucking Salon ... i was looking at the picture thinking " ohh that's cool " the i scrolled down and saw via 9gag.com Must be serious ... yeah while my wife digs all that when I'm cut up for summer , I've had numerous female friends on facebook or wherever comment on not liking my legs because they're " all muscley " and also note that my arms aren't big enough . DA FUQ ... They don't understand how proper proportions work That fucking escalated quickly . You deserve your own thread with a comment like that . Jesus . Because doing the same seven FATEs over and over isn't repetitive at all though right ? No , not really . I'm still a quiet dude with social anxiety , but I get the job done and that's a decent buffer for keeping the job and moving up despite having no connections . They tread around the issue of me not being married or having kids though . " Oh , Jamaz here really puts in the extra effort and racks up the overtime . He doesn't have family obligations so he devotes that time to the customer . " Me : " I remember OP from twitter . A friend of mine said if he played with us she would send him nudes . He cried when he didn't get them and slagged the girl off to his other friends ... now this ? iMokhles stole this from freemanrepo . Might want to delete your admission to guilt . Purposefully fucked up disapproving look . You know the one : Because Saddam was a dick and leading an " aggressive country " did that make the deliberate destruction of that country OK ? If it makes you feel any better , when I was pregnant my mother posted a photo of MY ULTRASOUND OF MY DAUGHTER on her Facebook and set a life event to " expecting a baby " . Well I definitely wouldn't advise going to hillbrow Wait didn't Slippy actually say that ? That isn't how this game works I'm the spawn of Satan and his bitch ... I could umm be the judge of how much people get tortured in hell the good people who barely made it into hell could be tortured more I sat next to someone who did that on a Merida to London flight ... Please for our sake don't underestimate him again . Girlfriend : Parents : In X3 on downward dog , when you drive your heels HE SPENDS FOREVER ON THE RIGHT SIDE ! So I have a flexible side and a tight side now ... I've seen it before . It goes from a happy emoticon with its mouth open and arms flailing to this : I cannot fully express how happy I am that my iPad was in portrait mode and alien blue was set to standard view so the image was not fit to screen , allowing me to nope the fuck out with my retinas intact . > I'll keep her nice and maintained . ( whispers ) No one is going to hurt my baby . ( I better not catch you sleeping , peeing , eating , or jerkin it ITT : India & Pakistan lovestory going strong . I've never heard that before , but it makes so much sense ... are you Hod ? Makes me feel so hungry Uhm ... I didn't thought people would actually think I was being serious What album ? I don't recall such a thing ever happening Now that I think about it we have been URFless for almost a year now . I love you guys , I really do . I'm waiting for my bed meds to kick in , but I love doing the daily / nightly . My NSFW answer would be normally having lots and bunches of sexy tiems , but this year I'm pretty much single . Would ಠ_ಠ But what's the song though ... Hipster glasses ? No home for you Sounds like something a rapist would say Jean-Luc , BLOW UP THE DAMN SHIP ! " that can be used to fill two holes ... " What if the sharks missed the playoffs and won the McDavid sweepstakes ? Only can jam eh , what an unfortunate situation . Who ? Now that there's oxygen , we need FIRES Oh man , first Evo steals a whole bunch of BTC and then I come to find this motherfucker is stealing my past comments word for word . I paid for this app and I don't want ads . I want a refund and I'll find something else . If I start chatting to the guy in the next urinal I get a * very * disapproving inb 4 no bans Kitten burgers OC ? On / r / funny ? WHAT He wasn't supposed to finish that Oh no this is MUCH more sane I don't see any writing being done . Newest patch / update broke the game further ? Better release an Easter Egg and probably some Battlepacks soon to distract the masses ! The lines on that are terrible Holy shit , that is literally Brianna and Anita Everyone likes different things . That's what makes us all unique . But thanx . I originally paid for this app . And now there are going to be adverts instead of much needed improvements ? Screw this , I'm looking for a new app for which I will happily pay . Am I the only one that sees little sphincters in the middle of the bullet What are you guys talking about ? ? ಠ_ಠ Never let her go The board in the graphic is set up wrong . give him a break . if we call it football to other canadian / americans ( which it should be .. ) pretty much everyone hits you with the That facial expression of hers implies she's taking it in the ass but she's fully armored and no one's behind her .. we are losing but at leasts our coach doesn't have weird hair . ( Me choca que critique a Peña , ya dejenlo trabajar ! . Yeah I wont do that , and hope no one does that ! I wasn't aware there was a joke in place what's the worst that can happen ? Same here . I started watching competitive matches after learning about d2l . now I bet and watch games everyday . I sweat and almost had a heart attack while doing it . it is so addictive I can't get off of it ... and my grades dropped ' Had ' .... Please no ads Well you have some theoretical vaporizing ray and I have guns , so good luck with that plan . Nice i'm in the valley . So Cali represent I should express the fact that I don't actually audibly call him out or anything , I'm not that big of a dick : I usually mouth it to him when I get his attention , or just give him the look , you know the Grew up in CA too , and one of my earliest " ... this fuckin ' church So they just sit around full of water 3 kids ? WHY DOES NEWEGG NOT SHIP TO EUROPE ? ! ლ ( I'm a Christian too . I was just letting him know Gods word comes before anything Took me a second to grasp what you meant . This rain would not be helping Saved for ... later ... ಠ_ಠ Thanks for the link I also paid for the app . Would like to not see ads . I hope your husband realizes how penis-shaped his head is . Damn it , I already got the belkin adaptor . This was $ 50 at Best Buy ( I can confirm this , Frequently spawn in the big APC thing and get pit maneuvered into a tree by a dirt bike . And queue the times still take forever Usually an end of lifetime experience too ! I'd cop .... if I I could read the damn website I was just feeling great about my constant working out for 4 months and the gains I have made and then I see this . ಠ_ಠ Down aVilod For Down Syndrome Wasn't Hampton beating them early on too ? I don't rejoice at the sight if it's taken while driving She should just convert and get it over with . Why do you care so much ? How do you do that so fast .. Holy shit , I didn't believe you . Holy . Shit . Sleepy , not sleeping ! Holy shit I just laughed way too hard at that . Damn that was hot ...... ಠ_ಠ We love dinosaurs down here , that stupidity came from the Midwest He also seems to target monsters when they've hit him . Which is pretty cool . Got him to finish a guild quest Oroshi Kirin for me that way . He then proceeded to eat it as I tried to carve Oh boy that last shot looked awfully familiar Then again , people shouldn't treat those that are circumcised as torture victims . It's a little insensitive . Downvote me if you want , hivemind , but I hope this choreo is temporary . Some parts are just ........ Last night I plucked a hair from my chin so thick I bled . The newest one looks great , a sleeping cute girl One does not simply turn off the WiFi router . Wasn't sorftcore ? What hard core are we talking here ? The fuck did I just watch > So ... how do you keep someone out of your house then ? Yesterday , I ran around The Batte Resort 36 times in a mach bike waitng for my dragonite to breed with my totodile , I then realised that they were both male . We ain't the best versed in grammar , you're probably right . The only * nice * car we got is a ' 72 SS coupe , it's in rubbish shape and needs fixing , but thing is a beauty . I've got an absolute bus of a silverado , but I've always wanted an old Monte Carlo from the early 70s This is terrible advice . That's great , Buddy . Pulls Smalling down then has to be held back by his own fans Yes . Same . I don't know how many times I've complained to HiRez about this and it needs to be fixed now . It messes up the flow of the game and can sometimes even decide a game . There maybe a few bugs that I think are happening . The only plausible bug I can think of is that the execute marker is displaying and bugging at too high of a hp threshold , TL ;D R : maybe the graphic for the execute is bugged = wtf hirez y game broken , gg no execute . The snake ... ate a cow ? ! Well , just try and hold on to your love of Korra . Because it's not going to last for long as you being your journey in exploring the medium of anime . xD Then again , there are a lot of crap and out there , so tread lightly . Noooooo ! I've been grinding my teeth in my sleep thanks to stress ... both my dentist and my SO are like " gurllll , get on that mouth guard life ASAP . " Sadly my insurance doesn't cover it so I have to pay like $ 400 + out of pocket . Do you know how many sheet masks that is ? ! > Lol . In case you're not kidding , Kannada is a language spoken in the Indian state of Karnataka . In fact it's the language used to make this symbol : God damn it UK . Take that Columbia cartel Btw , you moderate WHAT sub ? It's ridiculous that I was at the event where Cain last fought in fucking 2013 " Cook should pay rent for all of those corner deliveries " That 07/08 year tho Wat ? ? ? Dat doet toch niemand ! ? Wie zou dat nou riskeren He name means " mother " in Arabic , too . " perfectly " You find " hard wood " under your girlfriends carpet ? God dammit / u / BorchNugget . Get your shit together man I have that keyboard What's wrong with bowspam Why do people always mention you and you always reply Its the old colors then transitioned to the new colors ! Yes that is what he is saying and he is right , why do you think The Westboro Baptist Church exists .... What school do you go to Tell that to Bostick " Some bullshit backwater country " time for the talk ? How sadly ? Do not go alone , bring gear ( flash lights , digital recorders ) , be respectful ! The others have given you sound advice . UPGRADE YOUR MOTHERBOARD But .... they're genderless .... They only carry teams I like I see what you did there . Oh my god . The dubbed in baby noises . It seems you don't even care what we think about the ads . You keep asking , and always is the same answer I got your point ... i guess ( No points awarded . The correct response is : Mine did the same thing ! ^ Even ^ when ^ it ^ was ^ a ^ glass ^ of ^ my ^ scotch . ^ Is that thing on the right a bucket of popcorn ? That's fucking huge . And the sign on the left show that huge ass soda + the popcorn for 2 dollars ? ! ? Holy shit . I see what you did there Really ? Tagged as " They did that at my school too , but nope , with juicetin beaver . Shark week hit me on Friday ( same day my SO flies home from work for the weekend , yay me ) , and I was txting him about how bloated I was feeling , he responded with " why did you eat too much ? " .... no honey , it just happens . Then he hugged me when he got here and went " woah you * are * bloated ! " . Boys ... That's amazing , if only there was some way to record the sound of the explosion and play it back simultaneously with the video ... she is not feeling anything at all .......... ( If all your getting is not fired , you're just a volunteer . You earn money in most jobs What has this world become ? ? ? ? ? So the ' Stop giving them ideas Btw I just realised … The first screenshot on that page Vex Mythoclast is * * always * * full-auto My only advice is lift when you * need * to . I had a lot of issues that made me absolutely miserable with my second pregnancy He's the friend's grandad , right ? I would have went with * Ah Gong * and get the 4.5 million people in Ireland and it's been a * long * time since any of our teams qualified for a European competition You can't just drop this and leave without a link to the show ^ ^ ^ unless ^ ^ ^ you ^ ^ ^ are ^ ^ ^ just ^ ^ ^ making ^ ^ ^ fun ^ ^ ^ of ^ ^ ^ us ^ ^ ^ ASU * and * a sailor ? / u / windurr - I was caught whistling it again . Nice work . 2 Bad puns in one comment ლ ( * throws money bags * what the hell . Your husband know about this ? Where's it all going I have plans . ಠ_ಠ idk what even happened but get my pitchfork ಠ_ಠ planets face each other I paid for this SPI ? I bet I've seen you before Yes .. Well they cloned ripely in resurrection , who's to say the Ripley in 3 wasn't some sort of clone ... ? Got dat Maximus impact VI . In all seriousness I switched to matx so if you need that board I'd prob let it go for 130 shipped . Hi can I lose weight instead without cal , counting ? I have done it in he past and hated it and given up . I am on day 43 of P90X3 , eating mostly healthy , but i'm 14 so I eat whatever my mom makes for dinner and eat a lot of fruits and veggies IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH ? " Hot dog " Are you trying to imply that Catman is not the dopest DC character ? and they were both submitted by the same guy I happen to find UK measurement , which is a mishmash of both metric and Imperial , even more of a mess . A Briton I spoke to recently said she * liked * the variety and diversity of units they used . According to reports from Feb of this year ( 2015 ) , it depends on who made the report which city is the most expensive to live in . I've just come across 5 different things showing 5 different cities being the most expensive place to live compiled from this year verifying those sources with the most recent data ... Yup , just make you or your SO change religions and you can have all the freedom you want , right ? I think it's that ಠ_ಠ from the ಠ_ಠlizard Monahan scores all 7 gets 36 Nuh nah nuh nah Family Guy . Yeah , you try and not hear that shit in your head . Yeah , he'll mean to keep up the effort , but .... Did u add me tho ? Psn in flair ? $ 1,000 monitor and only a 1 year warranty I think I see some poop . Are you Gestube form the Just posting to confirm i sent the egg Plus , he's an * illegal immigrant * I'm pretty sure he wants a bootlogo simply to be white with the black Apple logo like 64 - bit devices Along with some really embarrassing porn . Will people please stop with this headmates shit that they just make up ? I actually have DID . It isn't fun . It isn't cute . It is painful , confusing , and debilitating . And it's looked at as ridiculous enough as it is . I have a hard time finding therapists and psychiatrists who even believe in my disorder . This shit just makes it worse . ^ ( * checks box Strongly agree * ) Awesome ! That was confusing . Apperantly Montreal is in the Atlantic Ocean ! At least he is not going to the bouncy castle .. Right there with you , brother . Yellow Power Ranger . I've seen all of them . Done ! Done ! So I take it you're into Thai massage ... It makes sense Looks like somebody forgot the Alamo . GOD DAMN ! ! ! I NEED EYE BLEACH ! ! What the fuck was she touching with her fingers ? ? Was that ... Was that her vagina ? ? I was thinking exactly that ಠ_ಠ You know that was a metaphor , right ? She didn't literally mean she was going to become a puppet , it was an allegory for how she won't be able to control he emotions . I mostly experience it online , in real life people hated me for being brown skinned and idiots call me a mexican Holy fucking hell , really . Thanks ( っ That uber pimp 4 time champ is under the radar ? Hmmmm ok i read that as friend's dick ... Maybe you should have gotten out of your car to go get the food rather than sit around in a spot and basically say " well , I guess we are just getting cold food now . " Oh I KNOW you didn't just talk shit about Dragonforce ... Definitely ! Had to repost because bot's deleted last one , I think because I capitalized OC .... Read DM as Dungeon Master . Too many games , too many acronyms .... Can't tell is sarcastic or not . Some of us happen to * like * maintenance ! Would be interesting if it was and how it got there . Especially since we have forced air heating . " . org " ( So jesus caused the landslide just to show his face and prove he exists . Gee thanks for the landslide asshole . Coulda done without that What's the deal with the outlines ? And Chris Conte Unfortunately my roommate's cat does that ... ( the screaming and scratching ) All that and you make the to / too mistake ? The lack of liquid worship is disturbing ... Wow . Downvoted / called a neckbeard for appreciating levity . Bunch of savages in this town . Yes , that does require a certain amount of ' shrooms to be truly enjoyable ... Those video tags Well then go find some goddamn content Way to kill the vibe ... I feel like the youtube icons may need to show a little bit less of Brady's hand ... I am ninety percent sure the person sitting beside me thinks I have a glove fetish . Me and my gf paid for both the ipad and iphone paid versions . Are we going to get refunds because we definately didn't pay for ads Beneath all those skins , Kassadin buffs I could only imagine the amount of stains found at the Sybaris ... and ` Ako din =\ 3am natulog nagising ng 7:30 am .. is it just me or mahirap ba talagang matulog in one bed with your SO ? Yung kumot ko kasi inangkin na niya As one who has been in that situation : Wow ! I never expected to see my name on Reddit AND as a pet's name .. Text isn't clear . I should have added " Hmmmm , I wonder how radial disarm would affect a manic ? " * howling laughter changes to minorly disturbing snickers * " Well that sure was f * king helpful now wasn't it ! " Instructions unclear , removing pants . Just pause your time in X3 and go swimming if possible . Ice , ibuprofen , sleep and you'll be fine very soon . I have rolled my ankle a few times 18 year old former pothead ..... Mas como inmigrantes chinos despu és de la conquista Didn't load , severely disappointed So do the others who up voted you Another LOLJK ? Back in my day , shields carried bags ... is OP into beastiality ? Incorrect , he said no homo . But is he gay tho ? You made me imagine jockstrap physics ...... I'm slightly disturbed by the idea of sexual attraction to actual animals ( At least four times . Twice for each cheek . And I'm being conservative . I was really disappointed to see only one post on this sub . * * What are these ? * * * ^ If you was to play on a Nintendo console , does that mean you play your dad ? Don't you have an exam soon ? I would like to go but having exams bro Taking selfies while driving Which of these is incorrect ? O_o je ... j ... je comprend pas ... pourquoi ? ! As an Indian , not sure if Oh I just * love * when employees complain to management that their mp3 ' s & family photos are gone . Was that sarcasm ? I'm confused What I don't get it ... ooooh waiiiiiit ... I procrastinate on school work by producing music . Maybe they changed their policy ? Or maybe they're selective as to whom to let take hot water . Yup . Better to not have any discussion . Same in WA . We get what we pay for Wait why is BJP handling McDonalds ? Holy mother of god Salty ice cream .... mmmmm oh god why One of my friends has a cloak that is really just the hood . It's like the starter cloak but it has a hood . I am so jealous of that thing . I don't know where it he got it but I want it badly . I have even tried buying low level cloaks from the cryptard to try and get it . No luck . Buy a used copier for cash , and dont register it .. After seeing her who wouldn't . I'm getting Van Halen - Jump feels in that break that starts at 1:30 . Also some Billy Joel - My life . Thanks for rubbing it in my face " Several . " Remember folks , it's important that you connect to your * digital HD * antenna , and not your regular old TV antenna , because both are only designed to tune in the same frequencies . That hand ... it's Oshino , isn't it ? You're 5 months old on here ? ! You do not provide enough information to troubleshoot . Im more corncerned about reese being a sea serpent , seriously it doesnt even have scales or fins , yet it is a sea serpent Whoever wrote that note had better end up having an unpleasant night of their own Now is not the right time . I'm 32 and hoping I can push past 6 ' finally . Well that settles that , I can't play NDS with no touchscreen ! CALLING JORDIE BENN THIS IS A GAME OF UNCONVENTIONAL GOAL SCORERS ITS YOUR TIME TO SHINE Think of all the My backup plan was to go all breaking bad and hang my chemical engineering degree in my " lab " Definitely fake They're not . Source : my bathroom Ok maybe I'm missing something but I can't figure out how to pm ppl You're out of time . Damn that hit sent that ogre flying . What level are you ? When I hit guys they just get mad . Thanks , it's not like it's on the top of the sub and sidebar Lets just say ... that I'm black . Misread and thout you had written babies Lol , I can just imagine how the conversation goes . The problem is in your attic ... followed by awkward silence due to technician's obvious inability to fit in attic ... Customers reaction No ! Ya . All your idea . Why did you set that fire OP Haha you dick . Sure that is what they are technically , but only a blind man would actually call that mustard yellow , gold . Same applies to the college teams who go around claiming they are " x & gold . " That shit is yellow . Yesterday he was mic spamming command channel so he could hit on some chick in command To be fair , those downvotes are all by fucking grandpas who somehow understand how to surf reddit , because that was NOT a 90 ' s movie ... We had evolved a little more by then Guardian downed 3 : healing symbol . Guardian greatsword 3 : leap . those last few sentences .... David Koch also supports * NOVA * , PBS ' premier science show . I question his decision making ability . Jesus Christ FINALLY Your landlord draws the same kind of smiley face as me ! Look who's talking Yes ... you monster They were Eneloop batteries . That's probably the smartest way . I prefer cardinal directions but that runs the risk of arguing over whether to use true north or count Bahamut as north ... while trying to dodge divebombs . " My father , " the word seems kind of strange to attach to a person now , " is interested in getting to know me . Although I'm not sure what the rest of the clan thinks or where I'll live . " She shrugs at that and then is kind of filthy casual Nice paint scheme , awesome pit crew , and an axle that's clearly not DeWalt strong ... Hahaha If I saw " 2 Minutes " my reaction would be " Really ? I think that's the best of both worlds ! Either long episodes , or if the champ is too hard ( I'm looking at you Twitch 30 september 2015 WAT ? His face after reading it Just finished Avatar The Last Airbender and now I come back to this ... just f * cking splendid ( Blasphemy ! The amount of dankness in these memes is ^ too ^ ^ damn ^ ^ ^ high ^ ^ ^ ^ Thanks ! You and my housemate are like the same person ... States where gators are legal as pets . When did you start with the Totally agree . Pool ? Seriously ? Seriously ! ? Nope , not smiling . Will not smile ... don't look at me ! Caterpillar ? Shitty jokes not allowed I guess . ( It's that flair . You ! It * was * you ! except in the changing room and shower Sorry to burst your bubble , but he said * * 5 $ more * * Anchorage isn't the state capital . Choking hazard Same here . Setup takes 15 mins for DE and base to install , then 10 more for Chrome and Spotify to compress You know , I misread that as , " here's how they get off on it " ( which is clearly why he did this ) . Still clicked . Its like the arrow but reverse I'm talking new-ish cabinets that the flippers * ruin * with cabinet hardware Nice work .. but , am I the only one who absolutely hates this angle ? No matter how hot the action is , there's still some dudes hairy asshole bouncing up and down in the middle of the screen . This is almost the exact opposite of what was intended by the statement ... It's more like a sincere " Sister who is a god " ... My attempt of a translation isn't much better but if I was getting paid for it I would at least try a bit harder than that ... Markiplier popularized Five Nights at Freddy's . A fandom now filled primarily with ten-year-olds . I'd say he did some damage Didn't care for this . Felt fake . Thanks for sharing ! No , we do not It's not funny cause it's true The ol ' * pee-pee peek-a-boo * Gotta love ol ' Crazyeyes Marry-the-gay-out-of-him Bachmann . That better not be a blue / green When you put things this way ...... Now it makes sense And now your stuffed bear is all alone , abandoned and unloved , you cheat . That comma Not only are your calling it 90mph tape , you also call it duck instead of duct tape . 2 is not enough ( Are you * trying * to make us feel older ? ! Weird shit like this is hilarious to me . . . until I realize that someone actually took time to create it . Would you mind leaving the name or buying link for the backpack ? I love it very much . Thanks I'm going to pretend you're talking to your downvoter , and not , you know , replying to the guy who started the thread , Carissa . And * now * you will be the first to die OP and you've endangered us all ! Great measuring cups ! They're glass , right ? Good find on the teacups , too . My local GW was trying to charge $ 6 apiece for those . I shouldn't be laughing this hard You're not helping ! I really hope that's Jesus's knee holding her up ... Challenge accepted Why does he always have the " Tiny titless teen " Heyyyy you're in my time zone Stephanie Meyer # 4 i dont even want to know what a spider fetishist like you is going to do with that Only when I'm batman at night When my dad heard the * news he said " oh he had depression ? Then he can go fuck himself " ... Dad , I've had depression and you know it Hou Yi be like Blizz should just make this song an option like a card back ..... Is there any reason for this ? Lost without it You look like someone I know ........... I pulled a kem " River run ? " What is this subreddit ? > I'll try my best to respond to all serious ( Same here . And I made up my mind to go with the MF840 model while maxing out the ram . Plus I would do programming stuff . So I suppose my work load is heavier than you guys , I still choose the stock i5 . Good boy points ? Why are they so big and goofy ? I know how you meant it , juan . redditor for 3 hrs ? ? You just want to see us naked ... when your legs are splayed like a frog's because there's no room or range of motion for them to do anything else . Also probably weighted down by fat and lymph and all . RACIST ! How are you able to talk m8 ? We use our mouths . Bears are people too No problem . I'm in the same boat ; I want my freaking Black Moa . H ... how does that even work ? I had 31 messages half were spam and the other half were people that wanted to buy tickets I was posting on a ticket exchange page . I remembered complaining to my family about not being able to get rid of them . Little e big B But you should into a penis ? How the fuck I have you tagged as " replies to self " . I'm watching you That's an 8 pinter , easy I'd rather be a mysologsts than a filthy casual Except the divergent movie has a Christian agenda . The evil smart people out to eliminate the humble with their science . Oh . My . God . Uh . What did you do with the $ $ $ I already spent on the iPad and iPhone apps ? $ 76.6 million with over 854,000 citizens and counting ! Holy shit , what did they do ! ? ! ? ? ! ! We bought this app this app for no ads OP ! ! ! And here I was thinking of reasons why I don't need the MG RB - 79K sitting in my shopping cart / r / You ... have magical upvote powers ! What in fresh hell Selinakyle 999 add me Yeah you've got to watch some of those concrete guys lol The lazy ones will just splash a bucket of water on the mix Yeah , figured as much . But still had hope Thanks . Now I'm doubting my sympathy for the world . I laughed . Then sighed . Then laughed again . Seesh . But ... I like ... ( Videos set to private . I also had a bad experience with hot glue ! Luckily not under my nail though eurghhh . I was sticking fake flowers to a ring of floral wire / some other material to make something for Halloween . I was so happy sitting on my floor being productive so of course something had to go wrong My husband and I joke about this all the time . He regularly vetoes my ideas and then magically comes up with a new great idea a few weeks later that is the same thing I initially suggested . 75mb gif He's in a clan * Another one * ? Can someone explain this ? This is happening to me , I thought it was just my router ಠ_ಠ I know You aren't .... pff , didn't you listen ? I said I wasn't a kitten . You mean you marked it , Wong ? OP is a bundle of sticks Did he just score a non-tap-in ? Towns hooks Auguste , foul on Auguste . The only time I think Blitz is OP is when I get stuck with a dingus bot-lane partner that seems to get pulled * every single time * he throws a hook . Why would you want to kill the one true love I don't know if I should trust you I was at the game and it was hilarious . It kind of just kept going . Started off in the 300s , went around then hit the 200s went around then hit the 100s and just when you thought it was going to be over ... it came back around ( You don't say . Tie your shoe the next time ( Be careful where you use your huns . Taco Bell splash back Apparently there is a 48 % chance that I am a horse . What kind of porn do you watch ? Someone is at the door and he's looking to see who it is . What in the living fuck are you all talking about They feel like intros to flash games Kid be all like ^ / s ノ ( Monroe isn't the Grimm It's pretty amazing . What's the favorite civ to play ? Don't encourage them . dual titan x and yet you settled for the m50s She baked it in her oven . In Mexico I call it pollo , mona , With my camera lens yes I'm here all day you seductive pillow you I was going by the wood whisperer's video , #146 . He brings the blade up through the middle of the sled before attaching the fences . Shoulda watched norm's too . She's gonna * eat * that dick , if you know what I mean lol ........... Those HFP wheels look great with the red . Mucho me gusta . This . ( Though I think I feel that way about all aww posts that use phrases like " every day she xyz " or " whenever I xyz " These threads with people having relationship issues involving different sex drives are always really sad :/ . My first bf had a much different sex drive than me and I remember a lot of the pain and frustration . ( Although it turned out he actually just wasn't attracted to me I swear 80 % of these guys look related . There are " stubborn " girls in my freezer Yeah , I read his description before reading his age and I'm wondering how much older than his matches he wants to be ... I ... Hum ... What ( * Neopians and their NP and free time * My girlfriend at the time was so upset about the Red Wedding she told me what happened ( I was on book 2 ) So many fucking penalties I love how reff Dave Jackson just says " Hey , George Your explanation + that chart was so helpful in explaining the difference between AHA and BHA . For some reason I was completely blanking out about the differences this morning , and reddit search wasn't helping me at all but I was too scurred to ask such a simple question Since MSU won today , the dagger was pushed farther into my heart and twisted . I feel like Juliet but remember * * this is not a marketplace * * ... so please no one kill a racoon for gold okay ? Well he sure looks the part .. What am I looking ... WTF ? ! Was expecting that .. ladder match is first ? I wouldn't trust myself not to ruin certain things while enduring my black coffee in the morning .... London : Yeah , you don't need a car , what a scumbag he is .... Hopefully she didn't take too much ! But seriously that's so awkward ... it's like ... what are you doing I see no man Dat username was expecting her to just write about reforming her opponent Did ... did you create an account just to do that ? If not , I am so sorry you're first reddit comments were Remember that next time you go down on a girl I'm talking about NEW cabinets with hardware installed . Once the holes are drilled , the doors are ruined , and the hardware is NEVER installed in the right place , and is rarely straight . I'm more of a cherry pie person myself Sweet Jesus Morgan : Hey Ri ... ck ... Fellow Marylander here ... cannot agree more . His economic policies are terrible , but he's okay on social issues . And yes , I voted for him Midori is all kinds of Morgan be like They spelled " arrested " wrong Thanks ! But how can I trust Ms . Anne Thropy ? The one that lets you download more RAM , it's been out for years now , didn't you know ? You can set keyboard shortcuts for individual spaces in the keyboard preferences . I have Ctrl + F1 , etc , so it doesn't conflict with games . ( Ctrl to crouch and numeral keys to switch weapons = It's too bad he doesn't have a license plate that says " world's smallest penis " Why are the pupils missing No , that bird knew what it was doing Would / / setcharacter work for that situation Getting in my way while I am on my way to another station , no doubt ! Don't put your words in my mouth , you all has shit taste but not me . My taste is perfect , it's a fact I always thought he said " you don't look so tough , from there . " Is that the ridiculously long ride that someone made in RCT ? And then Sherlock 2 came out and cloned Watson . Cassie took after Johnny it seems . This creeps into I love how much of a hate-on reddit has for servers , too , don't worry . People bitch that they have to tip , yet when a 21 % tip is basically added into the bill and the company claims to be going tipless , everyone screams " Yay ! ! ! ! We don't have to tip anymore ! ! ! " That explains the cheesy taste Why not add a keyboard shortcut ? I just type lod and it expands to WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST AND BAGEL My reaction to this picture : By this standard , almost every girl of our generation , and any guy that isn't a giant insecure meat head , is one . Is it just me or Fadnavis has become fat since he took office ? Agreed but the thing we are using to enforce it though . ( Feels like repost . This is it right here . Left strat on NM is much easier to get the swordbearer down . I can't count how many times the swordbearer has screwed up my HM runs by going far left . I feel like this deserves a All Z3 devices * starting * today . Nothing for most markets on the international LTE-A models , and * still * nothing whatsoever for international TD-LTE models ... At least , not for those of us who aren't comfortable cross-flashing . Been reading my comments have you ? ? 2x Chaos Blade Counters oh god help us " Only " " three engines " That's very creepy though You caught me . A website ? Right , but that's what urinals are for . No excuses Source ? Mwahaha , you better post a video Still hate it . Worst idea to assault paid-app users . Well that went meta fast . Looks more like feline How do you do that Congrats on your MVP . This is just a natural reaction of any player that is no longer on the Bulls . Kinda like how all the pitchers that suck on the Cubs and get traded away go on to the hall of fame But no mophie or raft I would say that's wife material , but we know what happens after you wife them ... :) ಠ_ಠ Obama gives us birth control pills that are basically free Holy god , I go there all the time . Wait , what ? I go on a sunshine-filled vacation / work thing for ONE week and this happens ? 19 ... Fooling around ... MERTYL BEACH Thanks for clarifying that it was the baby's testicles . It would have been pretty awkward , to say the least , if they were your friends . Damn , it's like reading science fiction . I can't believe something like this happened . People can be horrible horrible creatures Non-system disk or That moment when you realize you know that guy in the post ... Went through post history looking for Gone Wild posts . Was not disappointed . Then clicked the links and became disappointed they were all deleted . MEXICO > chiapas Yeah that's what your grandchildren will be able to say when they see the game finished I imagine the Is that IKEA ? ( ( I am so hungry now ..... Yeah , I've got a feeling that's by choice What do you mean ? You're both so attractive I have a comment regarding your choice of memes , reddit username and CMDR name : ... That gives me a page not found error " take out " ? Still don't see it . She is not attractive to me for one reason . Her goddamn neck it looks like she has a fucking giraffes neck and you can see it clearly over here in the damn picture her neck adds in maybe a foot to her height and I feel like in taking crazy pills when I mention it and no one fucking notices it Commencer mon stage Im starting to think Latvians have only one joke about the Lithuanians Archers cost 2 ? ! They better boost their stats . If Pinnochicio said my noise will now grow , what would happen Fayces ' internal monologue : " This is probably a bad idea ; maybe I should just not draw a card . . . Someone already pulled a two , though . What are the odds that I get a * lower * two ? . . . Oh god why ( This is fucking obvious but I've just never thought it about it 2gigs of RAM and an Intel Atom processor ? Its a bit outlandish to claim it has the capabilities of a laptop ! Maybe a really old , shitty laptop She said for like 20 years ! I see you person in front of me in class reading this article . Cheese to sauce ratio ( My youngest was taught during her first fire drill ( where they got to meet local firefighters ) that pulling the alarm means " they're friends the firefighters will come visit them at school " . Guess who got a note sent home within a few days of learning this lesson ? I should probably keep my garage locked . Always a good idea ! Especially if you are addicted to that Marbles rattling inside of engine bay dry clutch sound Probably not a place to post it , but the roommate sounds like a real dick . Dishes from November 2014 ? ... Well for one I don't want it to be called " 6 " Midori is all 200G fat ... ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( Kinda like when you go to fart and .... explosive diaherra ? I use swift key for every day typing but if I want to do a short cut such as ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) or Are you wearing a bikini , or did you sit outside topless People here can't decide if this makes him a secret homophobe or a secret homosexual . Because of course that's obviously the case , amiright ? Joe , go back to your office , you know , the one that is not oval , and doesn't have AMAs Is she running ignite on jungle Lee Sin ? That's pretty rude . People asked . If someone just wanted to unload a ticket that valuable they don't need a small reddit sub to do it in . aw sayang ang plot Overly sensitive ? Yay ! Thank you ! I would punch that kid like that green " I just bought 96 servings of brownie mix . " Most of them are completely unqualified and hide behind LLCs , leaving homebuyers to pay too much for * shitty properties * . realtors are vultures and encourage them Oh god NOPE . Not watching that one I was already sleep deprived watching rats stream and this would've sent me over the edge Thanks for ruining my day you sick fuck ! Chris Hansen is not an attorney Take it back ! The only way it could happen is if they both make the Super Bowl The broth and the potato , no problem . The baby part = run into a bit of a hiccup Ignore me I didn't read your question properly Lol ... better Saints than some other teams , ( looking at you Donkeys / Raiders / Cheatriots / Cowgirls .... ) Hailing from the Northwest , I actually am a fan of Seattle , thus my family kinda secondarily roots for them . It's kind of nice because if the Chargers are having a bad season ( Technically if they're competing against pure local banks only , it's either between BIBD or Baiduri , no ? TOO FAR . I just turn off CSS whenever this stuff is going on In the bible it says you mustn't wrestle your neighbor No BOT Maniac ? Skip this game Now read the single letter of every sentence , it says " this plane is being hijacked " MFW I SAW THIS THIS MORNING AND FORGOT IT WAS APRIL FOOL'S Hitler over here And what's with us vegetarians , do you want to convince us , too ? Are you sure Of course it would be Lucic who would knock us out of the playoff picture . Not funny ESPN ! I've tried there , now i'm put off by there , I don't want any of that secret flavour Aussie here . I get bushranger comments . Last week a mate yelled out from the end of the cafeteria line : " robbed any stage coaches recently ? ? " ... I must admit that was reasonable funny . But today I got told I look " scraggy " ... Yeah . Alcatraz is a tightly kept locals spot . Don't tell the tourists , they'll ruin the locals feel ! Next thing you know , they'll find out about Fisherman's Wharf and Pier 39 ! I am impressed . This whole thread was so sickening that it made me chuckle . Hard That's becUz word is 331 dumas . 331 + { I dig your booty hole ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Your fucked m80 quickscoped ur mum in the Pepe fam It's crappy because you called it out . Are you retrd k ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I don't and I'm confused as all fuck What about it ? Challenging for podiums in as little as two months ? If this is an April Fools joke , I'm going to be the saddest panda . ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ 卐卐卐 OVERTHROW THE REGIME ( ノ This was right near my house . People were advised ( on radio ) to stay indoor while the police were investigating . Turned out to be a toy not sure if trolling or serious And it begins I don't want to know how they traumatized the rats .. / r / antijokes No wonder there's so little distinction between elfs , monsters , elf monsters , and elf monster coaches in this world . thats why some commands are only available with sv_cheats 1 Thank you very much for that . But I honestly thought it was proven that soy gave you man boobs Until .... Published at 12.01 am on April 1st How the fuck do you even find out you have this talent ? Yo , what dafuq man ... I'm beginning to feel that " dank meme " is getting more than a little stale . That's an offensive thing to say . " Floordrobe " is a thing The thumbnail makes it look like you want me to pet her chest . He sure impersonates cops a bit And now we wait for the download ... ( Some people think Jenny McCarthy is an expert in immunology . Given that's it's 01APR15 ... Too late God dammit Oh hey ! It is ! I was having fun with the spinny names then I got to yours and instantly 280k + update cheap ? Wasn't this already a discussion earlier ? She's your sister Just started a new site less than a month ago . It's mostly people and landscapes from traveling for the last year and a half . www.invisiblemountain.com # # * * * NO , THEY WILL NOT I hate read it a few years ago to see what the hype was . And then I despised myself . Burn it down ~ ~ Ship date is late March . Nice ಠ_ಠ My mom would tell me that I play Pokemon with my " Pokehands " while laughing hysterically ... I didn't find it as amusing as she did You weren't supposed to laugh . I used backspace ... and pressed it a second time . The 14 year girls or the 20 year old ones ? Metalfags so behind on the dank memes Well , good news is this story is based in Huntsville , bad news that's where I live You'd think he'd Macgyver a treadmill ... Clever commie bastard ... you mean Fountains of Wayne ? The original writers of the song ? Somehow I read that as " I hope the police laughed and came in her face " Taxing people higher than they thought was right never , ever started a war . What was I thinking ? Wait , but how about ID checking on boarding ? Can't read the text , dancing cat is to mesmerising . Cheapest I've seen for a phase 2 m9 in awhile . hmmm .. to summon or not to summon ... ლ ( Je comprends pas en quoi le fait de changer de boulot te fait rebooter des plug-ins que tu as install és sur ton ordinateur personnel ... I came here to laugh , not to feel . ( I tried to put the lid back on and it really sucked . Gray ass red , homie . Seems ... desend . I work at a call center . I'm on my iPad whenever I'm not on the phone . Inb 4 huge wave of calls RIGHT as orders go live Are you okay ? On the casting couch ... I see what you did there How did you get screenshots of your enemy base with traps ? Really secure bike rack design ... attached to the ground with regular bolts . Butter around the rim ... Upvote for advice but mental down vote for cardio You could just answer " Just beat the normal mode with hunter only Thank you [ Jennie ! ] ( / u / mamallama ) I will only use this for my Thermos ™ not for those things that [ she ] ( / u / bunnysoup ) uses it for . ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( Dude those two girls were kids . 12 max . Maybe even 9 or 10 . What a cameo Thank you for that advice , / u / NaziWhitetrash Malwarebytes , windows defender and adblock for your browser - The holy trinity . You won't need anything more unless you're doing some .. ^ ^ yarr ^ ^ harr , or some other very Nice try Secret's Marketing Department . Really ? Over different levels of purple ? No termin ó de contar lo que pas ó con la loca ( Better tell that to every mmo out there then . We did that hours ago . The only Steelers flair left is the actual Steelers flair . Haha , never thought about it that way ... The strap is one of the things I really liked about the watch ... but not for that reason How is it that when people on reddit snoop and find something it's not bad but when they don't they lack trust for their partner ? ! ? ! Tell me about it ! My key isn't working and it's a total ucking arce . SNAU . yeahhh we're gunna need to see the proof on this one , yall got my 6 ? If LeMaire taught Wild fans anything , it's what a trap looks like The video is about fans being rude to queens and you are all being rude in the comments . How now grey cow ? Wait . A show that was taped on July 22 didn't air until December 5 ? ! ? ! At least you weren't AT the ULM game That face is amazing ( ☞ No . Episode 3 There are other locations where rape is watchable ? I'm watching you .... It's got tons of bugs in it though / r / thathappened Ditto on being not getting married till 2016 tbh , I feel like it will effect it for abit , but it'll equalize . They'll eventually run out of the StatTrak ™ weapons needed to trade-up to it , and Bravo cases are still extremely expensive , and you have to get lucky to get the higher tier items , or even lucky enough to get a StatTrak ™ . This is slightly biased as I hope they don't drop too much , but idgaf as I won't get rid of my FS , but I like to have value to her too ( I keep saying that about OJ too No wards I too wish I was a black man At first I was all Oh god , I have a lump on my left thigh ... I'm fairly sure there's a joke here I'm not getting I can't use party chat or play Bloodborne online without it sending me back to title screen after 15 seconds . I like the not so famous slightly scary " I always wanted to be a pornstar , so I'll probably have kids soon Where is your flair ? I'm disappointed by the dracolisks . When I first read about them online , I thought " Fuck Yeah ! I'm gonna ride a Utahraptor into battle ! " And then I saw them in-game . I have a few Accounting friends . I just might know you I'm in the same boat as most of the users , paid for the app and I don't want adds .. Put me on this dank list pls ( Arsenal in the Emirates with about half a team This story happened close to where I live . I work at a pet store , and there's a business above us , but behind them is an apartment , and the guy who lives there came downstairs to ask if we had any reptiles that might come upstairs and hurt him . If * you're * the Maker , we really need to talk about that Mage thing . What's this from ? They put his shit on hold for 30 years , w / o due process ? Of course it's a southern state ... what was I thinking , race equality or some nonsense Yeah but then after you finish you'll fall right back asleep . Will telling you what I think make any difference , as you clearly aren't listening to all those who paid for AB ? Why the I love when the front wheel twists and you fly over the handlebars and smash into the ground . You wouldn't let your SO lick your ass then your pussy if you haven't cleaned , but you have no issue that they put their MOUTH there ? Guys on the right are like " Srsly Do you know what the Oslo Accords are ? What ... what do you mean by " used " exactly ... Same m8o That is horrifying . Why isn't this troll banned yet ? He says Jesus was put to death by " evildoers " , even though God told Jesus he had to die ? But then he goes on to praise God for saving Jesus ? Wtf did I just watch what is your best quality then ( I actually just went out of my way on the way home from work to go to a store . Store was closed early because of holiday , and highway I never usually take on the way home was backed up for miles . No it's obviously Ron Swanson What was he thinking with the half pony tail ? You monster I feel dirty for having read that Damn plant jizz all over my car . Dude ... I feel like you came up with that a little too fast I like seeing people with different flair , too ! ! I feel so childish bc I feel like I project my personality on here and seeing someone with a different personality and the same flair irks me ! I wanna yell to the whole sub " THAT PERSON ! ! THAT'S NOT ME ! ! " I think I might be crazy You should ask for a count on there . Don't d-vote this guy he's hilarious ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Rebuilds engine , then puts a Fram on it This is way cooler than ole Wolf Eyes My office shuts down from Christmas Eve through New Years Day ... but expects us to use our vacation to cover it Sure they did " asspounder 3 " Hmn ... heyec sounds jewish to me Hey , are you from the That doesn't make se ...... what the hell did you invest in AOL ? You , her and ... all of Reddit Hmm .. this could be true actually . You've never seen a wooden ladder ? Christ in a handbasket , what personal computer was available in 1940 ? Oh my - Christ in a handbasket , the fridge horror is strong in this one Mr Hanky Fuck your flair ! Don't ask me about the gold Mario . I don't know if i am late to this conversation , but what is up with volume 2 and 3 So ... what were you doing in that car park ? [ meta ] sneaky As a lefty I learned to knit right handed just for simplicity . What have you chosen to do ? Are you learning as a lefty ? I am so happy to see other left handed people knit . It took me two years to fully grasp knitting right handed . Can't wait for the hardcover . Why do you care ? I feel ya man , I'm usually not even awake for another 4-5 hours ... damn matinee games I wonder how much he will complain if he ever needs Fire / EMS assistance .... this guy is an asshat Riot reply ? I'm not riot Yeah ... who would think of that ? " Rolling " .. Here's an upvote you clever one you I paid for no ads . Don't be arseholes Forget the beer ... you need to clean that shower . Gross ! Wait what ? Honestly I want to be more than the person I was , which is a fight itself . He's a catch To take my bike over the border I just walked it right into the customs office with me , was practically waved through . Then on the way back I decided to leave it outside at the " bike rack " and they went out to search through it all then frisked me while asking a bunch of questions . They even thought my olive oil was drugs Haha yes . it also has the Just make this into a patch " I was wondering where people got this thing from : * who are you calling a puffer * That's the combo to my luggage Who's the linemen tonight I want my grey ! But .... Why ? Ass destruction ? No and yes . Well * you * were in Frisco and not in Dc , so yeah No privacy policy and sparse company info . Don't bring a camera Thanks for spilling my drink You are just saying that cause he's black and wearing sunglasses ... Lee Sin please ! I bet you where that guy This is X - 70 right ? you guys were late too da fite I thought we used the There was a 1 inch lip keeping me from exiting the church doorway I had just entered . Gave a hop get back through , instant cripple , no divine healing . What happened to DVD packages ? They used to be * nice * * bourgeoisie always finding ways to employ fewer proletariats So , the author admits to * illegal hacking * in order to get material ? It still looks like an alien over an island zoomed in Lookin right at you , vegans Nice try Andy Samberg , Justin Timberlake . I'm not falling for this again Sorry , but your dad needs to get a fucking clue and neuter the dog . The world does NOT need more pit bull litters , or ANY breed for that matter . Humping , marking , aggression , unwanted puppies ... WHY ? Now I'm hungry Would you say it intensifies ? I was expecting ... something else Hopefully Carr can offset Jamarcus As a husband , I actually think this is an awesome gift . It is clear I am unique on reddit though I don't think Apple provisions the best quality wifi hardware for what we pay . Some days I have issues , some days I don't . I can have my Dell laptop next to the iPad and the laptop never wavers while the iPad loses and regains its signal . I was expecting to actually watch as the croc snatches the end of the dog's leach and dragging it underwater eventually eating it . Was contemplating if I should actually watch it . Now im dissapointed . Fucking hell , they're British ... What is this blasphemy I opened the 11100 port but the game says it's still closed . She only ever referenced the shaving of the head during her " For the Record " documentary . The interviewer was some dude , I think the director ? She kinda just brushed it off as " it's no ones business " but my favorite line was during that question , " everyone shaves their head ... I feel your pain . I just looked on the PA Liquor store website . You can order some to be delivered to your local store and a bottle is $ 31.69 each ... minimum of 12 bottles . I bought Alien Blue Pro before reddit bought the app . I was able to restore pro at first . Now I can't restore at all , on either of my devices . Now we are getting ads . [ M ] Did you need some sulfuric acid too ? ! ಠ_ಠ You wouldn't dare His nose ring is a lantern Hey does anyone know where I could watch a video of the prototyping process ? I still don't get it , people just hate . They hated Vettel for ignoring the order to stay behind , and they hated Rosberg for obeying the order to stay behind , maybe 10 seconds behind the RB pair Asking him for a referral is definitely good . I went through so many counselors who told me I was " too complicated " for them . The last one I saw was over a year ago . Free / sliding fee situation since I had no insurance . She had a certificate from the University of Phoenix Yep , nothing like driving new players away ... [ M ] HB Skøge ? Virkeligt ? I drive a mid size truck with rear drums Ohhhhhh yes This is awesome Fast food will do that to you . Thank you for noticing , / u / Rectal_Splash You've got to be kidding me Dat ass @ 1:46 of 2011 bloopers vid I felt the same about my limited edition ship ... I now have 2 limited edition ships Yo I subscribed . So much information there that I've discovered . So if I go to the UK , I can't have a wank in my hotel room ? I can't watch a video on the * intertubes * of a * chav slut * getting a * proper rogering * ? I'm afraid to go to sleep after watching this . I read it perfectly fine Throw it off a cliff ! Is this real life ? Then you're not offended by the cross necklace . More trigger words . Holy crap . What amount of these stories are the result of drugs or booze ? Or are these parents just able to reach that level of crazy naturally ? Meanwhile , Haruhi half appears once and Aya Hirano literally has no lines because the OP wasn't even in episode 1 I don't have medical training , so I won't comment on the " mystery " illness . However , is she in a car ? Driving ? This is a video pleading for " help " and you're taping it in a car ? Uhhhhh .... seems legit . Weird username ... also weird how you didn't comment anything . You just stand there . Weirdly . ( Terrifying as shit I love that both apps have incredibly oversized boobs , DotArena's CM has such large boobs , they don't even fit in the frame . And those eyes . W . T . F . ლ ( I heard my old classmate has a loaded pistol in her car side door , and she has a five year old . " Oh but the safety is on and he knows not to touch it " Since when .... Hahaha .... wait its not funny Who the fuck specifies a third bubble in curvy . Figures , snow on the grund and ny has a / c units yet i get the crap engines with the strip heaters stuck on down in fl . AWESOME I second that Hey , I don't use semicolons , and I use two spaces for indents . You have just posted on 11 other posts saying you can help Thanks ! Played all of his games including the fighting game that we shall not name Yeah , helpful , thanks . Oh what the actual fuck Spamming Sarons at locked down prowlers 300m away , before you can sneak around . Ahhhh DOAX .... I demand a new one with the soft engine . Last time I taunted A-Rod , from the front row , Adam Lind looked up at me from the dugout with this look Cause this isn't / r / books , nigger I'm just here so I won't get fined I did . Clipping the PCB mount tabs was a lot of fun as well You put a Wisconsin head on a Golden Gopher Normally I would agree but I can't use the school iPad meant for school work effectively if I can't download apps . Where is the tl ;d r ? > At one point it also worked against Mesmer clones . I heard it down here in Ards . Not going to lie , I near shat myself . I thought it was a terrorist attack ahaha paranoid much ... Well ... Somebody certainly went a little far shipping Barnaby and Kotetsu , I see ... What is the point in playing a DPS when you don't want to go all out ? At least you got something . Brother ? That's not what GMT stands for ! Because I can Damn this thing is pretty heavy As a raiders fan , I'm disappointed as well This is like Minecraft ... But real life ! ! Surprised there's no hate for camden town that station is so clogged it has to be closed half the time but you should get her into the backseat Check again \ Nothing about Saudi Arabia is funny Hnnnnnnggg it's so nice Panic mode has been activated That's what she'll be telling you . pick me White people ... Yes but what academic literature has there been written discussing Economics under Islam ? WHAT MANNER OF FUCKERY IS THIS ! ? " Great to hear " not the point fam , The long con . Incorrect ! Unfortunately . Yes . For proof type " is the chubby daughter of a senator down there ? " Into the search field at p * * nhub.com . I Swear to god i thought this was a Halo joke , i had no idea who Cortana was and had to look it up Yup , that's the one . All the characters look like this : seems to be pattern-forming But fucking mario kart 8 is vertically split It's a Frozen crossover , she's wearing Elsa's dress . Korra is wearing Ana's respectively , which is just now making me realize the incestual implications of this Austin's face looks like he's responding to that comment . Your girlfriend is a fucking psychopath . Just reading the Wikipedia articles of these disgusting videos puts me off . Either that or shes gone to far and is completely desensitised . Its her fetish , one say she will want to practise her fetish for " psychological research " on you - watch out my friend Yes . Ok ... Time to go to reddit.com with AdBlock Plus + Take a look at DanTDM . hermenier also had kids in the car Ah yes . I shall do that . Then my stoning will be great . Just do it like that he says ... UCI would definitely not approve . You made me spit out the last of my coffee ! Seriously though , all I could think of was that she was going to the bathroom in the chair she lived in ... I get uncomfortable being too sweaty for too long , I can't imagine being ok with excrement all over me . Anyone have a link to the one where the person does the secret Narwhal code thing and then says " You have been meme'd " followed by this smiley and so will i ... White trash contractors and * illegal * subcontractors It makes me queasy Why does it show a video of a guy climbing into a cave ? The original pic was still with her face covered in cum ? and it said " i got a facial " ? But this is 1080p Except I just chose this rank but that's just me You literally just made all three of those subs in the last day You should have tried harder You do know now that it's know not now . TIL I need Reuters bottom row keys to finish my K65 . Thought I posted themes / tweaks I used Der hört sich fast an wie ein dreckiger Holl änder Is this where we say " go on ? Just imagine .... I recall reading like 5years ago that tech took over tourism as the number one industry . No . Don't tell me what to do My thoughts exactly . I've actually had a couple of nightmares where I've been desperately trying to get away from Deviljho Totally expected that after all the potato filmed police movies i have seen lately . Isn't that Snowden fellow in Russia right now ? Holy fucking shit . " Can you like ... jump off a fucking cliff ? I'm 5 ' 1 " , I have no idea what it is like to not have pants hit the ground . I buy petites , still too long . Oh , and if you buy petite , you need to go up a size because short apparently equals thinner thighs and hips . Not screaming for help , begging for a turn ಠ_ಠ Thats terrifying ノ ( " People treat me likes cum " sounds like an extreme exaggeration ... Sorry been travelling all day . I will post the pic very soon . You're probably the type that likes to leave the p in pool too ! lol thanks cx , everyone in my computers class was like " wat Me too ..... Throw the flippers right in the dumpster along with their crap ! What is this Maybe they could stop spending money on shit we don't need that nobody asked for Fuck what the actual creator of the character in question says , Steven Universe is a girl shitlords This is another major reason why I don't like open doors . Too damn creepy , never know what could be lurking behind them Thanks , / u / PM_YourBOOBIES_ToMe ... ( Haha murdered the wife ! That's some serious dedication there . Do you at least have a shortcut to typing " Bitch your life must be easy if this is a problem Oddly enough no , she needs a windows computer to be able to do / access work material through their network , so a chromebook wouldn't be possible . Honestly we could get a cheap laptop , but i suggested building a computer for her so we could bond , i just find that its hard not building something geared towards gaming . ' MURICAN car , ' MURICAN driver what's the karma breakdown for " ಠ_ಠ " vs non - Damn ... Gorgeous , hot , that fresh fucked pussy ... ಠ_ಠ cheers mate ... * looks at flair * Carpet head Carvin X100B and matching 4x12 . Jesus Christ , those were cringeworthy Someone ruined [ spoiler ] ( / s Shutter island ) for me by doing this exact thing . Like half way through I was like , " oh - I bet this is what's going on .... He's complaining about the free pieces he's getting in lockboxes for events I assume ? Are you telling me you're underage as long as you stay in bed ? While this looks amazing , I'm still trying to comprehend as to why I would drop roughly $ 200 ( per person I'm assuming ? ) for something that I can easily pick up at my local trader joes or Wholesfoods . That pineapple , honeydew , and melon better be grown in the amazon by angels ...... I read it before I posted . Look , idk what you are going on about . You are an attractive guy with an average dick whinging about not having a massive dick ? What ? Yes it does . DayZ's scale is massive . You tried . The best kind of drinking It's " because I made a promise " . Oh , we know all about you and your desire to play with our emotions , Dog-Adventure-Killer-With-No-Way-Out . My girlfriend is about 6 episodes behind so I rewatch it with her . It's amazing how many subtle things they do including Mack and Bobbi having a bit of a bond before the secret was mentioned . Also Mack seems to do a I was contemplating lubing my switches . Side note , LEDs suck because if I want to change any keys again I will have to desolder my LEDs ... and they both have WAY better specs than the Alexa ... I would really like some background on why you stated that way ... We appreciate the extra's ;) but I notice your supersexy feet are still kind of wet Good . The longer the wait , the more likely I am to trade out of my ' 14 Si . Every dog I've ever had would walk past the tile and barf on the carpet . Source can just shut their mouth I advocate running two jacks per station . As others have mentioned , the cost delta is insignificant . The bigger reason to run two is more about future proofing and troubleshooting . Cables break or get chewed on ( mice , squirrel , etc ) and having a second cable is a nice way to get things up and running quickly . It also allows some growth down the road in case they ( mgmt ) decides to double things up or half-size the workstations . Just my . o2 from experience . Do you mean Mad Scientist Hyououin Kyouma ? Individual comments are proof of * * Everyone * * thinking the same ........ Sitting at 454 wins right now without seeing it . I was worried I would get it before I could get my Vaan card . That was stupid and so am I . When are you coming to NYC ? I'm gonna be gone from mid June until August I read a nipple effect ಠ_ಠ Yea , the guy that sells bleed shit doesn't sell them ... " has completely gone out the window " ... my reaction to the MJ story : 100 times Really ? You are just asking for downvotes when you #rek a great franchise like FNAF . Can we confirm they are all alive ? Source ? Industrial ? What the ... As a scientist , please put some fucking units on your numbers . 250 burgers , 250 3 - legged horses , 250 rotting severed ox penises , 250 atom bombs , proprietary ownership of the dimensionless number 250 itself Pinhead Freakin Larry But mbok yo seng ! yes , especially in tighter jeans and it feels like you can't walk properly > If you're trying to cheese out the curse rooms by dying inside of them to port back outside on the life respawn , and one of the chests in the curse room ported you to a Devil Room , dying in the curse room will port you right back to the Devil Room . I wasted a 9 Lives / Guppy Collar run with that shit . Don't make the same mistake I did . Dude … That ending for TWGOK though .... Are you implying that Nue has a long neck ? Back in my day , we had decks revolving around using Divine Spirits on Lightspawns for OTKs Limbo would defo be an AMAZING solo assassin if they fixed him - Right now he's just useless , i get scared every time he's on my team * We bring you 2010 in this double karma farming package ... * MFW this video is from two fucking years ago . Steak served in au jus ... I bet my parents are going to this game tonight ... mrrr . Thank goodness it isn't out of five . Or something weird like four or six . Basher before manta ( > Já mudaram os artigos ? Que interessante ... then stuck your dick in them ? Well , that escalated quickly . I'm all for accurate historical representation ^ until ^ it ^ gets ^ in ^ the ^ way ^ of ^ my ^ satire ^ then ^ fuck ^ history . ^ ( What happened to the first 5 ? More than Avilo ? ( Have fun for me guys I'll be thinking of BRM in orgo class . > On the way back saw a ambulance waiting near a accident . That's what she said .... ? ? ? ? ? ? I'm pretty sure that's the joke . At first I was like Hold on , gotta use this pic in my post and give credit to / u / imgur OP waited too long to deliver and now everyone is gone . This isn't how the bucket trick works . SPAM ! They must have something in the water When do you get access to the internet in a new game Seriously . Give me my money back . Hey , could you do cottontail teemo ? This is really sweet how you are doing all of these by the way . Where did you come from ... ? He's up to something I blame it on it being an older show than Psycho-Pass . Backdooring someone ? Thats what she said .. i don ´ t As a bronze player , I disapprove i remember getting on the bullet train in Tokyo and the yanks complaining about how the announcements weren't in English I am 100 % confident he will in no way sensationalize the Chicago police department in any way and will show us in an unbiased and truly positive light . For the mods ( I already have my limited edition one . - - - Still no auto-sizing panels or intellihide . Damn hot vid ... my favorite too ... ಠ_ಠ Well I don't Reminds me of a form I saw the other day that lists sexual orientation options as gay straight bisexual and Chinese . It's canon I thought there will be an update , before they're sending the emails out The sixth one M : There were 2 / r / beekeeper users with bees I spotted in there . The majority of posts are from day old accounts . They could always just buy him a bull dick I also love that one of her prominent examples is that David in * AI : Artificial Intelligence * wasn't sexualized . Never mind that the biggest supporting role in the film is the male sexbot , why wasn't the 12 - year-old-boy bot flirty ? Do it already If only it was your 7 year old sister I'd be down . Or up Spray painting inside , over hardwood . Ohhh yes . That term is still very much alive and kicking . he most certainly did touch it . pretty sure the guy posting is the same guy reviewing calls in Toronto You guys are still going ? ! Brilliant ! Excellent casting choice . Is he going to be . 007 ' s side kick ? Or Maybe a long lost son by one of his hundreds of sexual conquests ? You'd think six or eight little Bondletts would have shown up by now ! ? Just jumped to June for the grey aluminum . Same . Still less snow than taos . Yeah I moved out here and people said the skiing was good . Oh my gracious ..... I see we have lots of dog people here . I liked this , you write quite well . Only thing is i had to read it twice to figure out what it was about . I stopped watching after episode where Akamaru rescues team 8 by peeing or sth ლ ( Lemon Squad Added , but coming to the store " Soon ™ " I'm completely torn now between ESL and the SeatStory House Cup . Such a difficult decision Quand t'es pas du bon bord , tu es un incomp étent intellectuel ? Front page on r / see thanks guys ಠ I ... Uh ... I have some dark spots under and to the sides of my eyes . I tried to " correct them " with coconut oil , vitamin E , hell , even tried lemon juice to lighten the buggers You're not alone mama . We grow and change because hello new baby and different hormones . It sucks , it really does . I have pants that are too big on me that require a belt . I hate belts . And yet , my smaller pairs are too small Oh god , you're right . are you not challenger bro If cum_guzzler is here , I'm pretty sure it's safe for anyone to come forward . I watched it again to make sure I didn't miss her doing something silly ... I watched it like 5 times before realizing there was nothing wrong about it That dark spot on your phone irks me . I thought I had dirt on my screen . I assume you don't mean Wind Adjustment Factor . I deal with customer service over the phone and get spoken to like this on a regular basis ... Fuck people , man . This is why I have 18 pets and only leave home for work . Something seems fishy ... Why would a polish IT site get it early and not anyone else ? These sorts of benchmarks are usually done with a test bench and not a case for the best airflow , and lastly , why would you put graphics cards down like that I can relate to the somalian slum thing . My bf everytime he passes near my neighbourhood he acts like that , and I would tell him ' Hey ! you won't get killed ! This isn't like Bagdad or something . What does this have to do with Hitler . No I mean improve it so it's harder to 3 - star Joshua here , gonna rock and roll 8 One letter away from I had a friend drop out of Diamond when he was playing against P3 ' s . Thankfully I'm not that low yet Nice eyes can still be judgmental . So Turku is left on the outside of the fence ? Oh no ! Do you ever have yours unprepared ! Mine is always prepared . ALWAYS It looks like it's pierced too . Ahh shit , didn't see that , I'll quietly return to my cave now Then you have to get rid of ALL your stolen goods . been a good while since I broke out one of these but ..... * * I'm more interested in her reaction when you try it anyway . ┌ ( Weirdest boner right now . I like dead orbit because of the shaders and the emblems but truth be told I am not a huge fan of the ideology of the faction . Wanting to run away from earth instead of staying to fight . I got my room for $ 250 3 days at Excalibur but I'm choosing not to go . Gonna be way too crowded to even enjoy yourself . Anyone want my room ? For a small fee of course Todos os dias ( You have made the “ Panda set ” . I am in your debt … . - ( ° - ° ) - ノ ( > thought police can go fuck themselves You should calculate how much of it is directly because of replies that only have : by my comment I mean both are shitty econoboxes . Seriously ? As a subscriber of / r / musictheory : I think I'd rather my tea not do that Glad you cleared that up That news though . So I've heard :P but I really just hated the look of it to be honest , unity is so much more beautiful <3 though unity seems to have a problem with freezing randomly and frequently as I'm learning Now , that's out of line . My fingers don't get sore from tapping on monsters but from leveling up heroes kappa . The first dog . Bottom right picture . That look . He's looking into my soul . Vulcan mind meld . It's not every day you see people stepping up to Islam Always a fan of the Raven ! I went out to buy one and somebody had picked it up only a hour before I got there Glad someone got it ... from all the down votes you think I'd done something wrong Cammy almost looks like she's enjoying that ... I'd eat that , doesn't need rice ... ಠ_ಠ It ' very unreliable weather here ... One week sunny and nice , and suddenly when you wake up there's snow everywhere Naw , I hacked my way through a 23-26 Grineer alert bopping away to pop music nice try ! blood thirsty fuck head cop . Dat hop . Not anymore Ah of course , what was I thinking with the Nexuses God no " Trucking company " Hehe yea me too . The art style was really cool Maybe it's because I don't like kids , but good for you for not laying the little fucker out . I would have . Entry level - 10 years experience minimum .... Why didn't anyone tell me this sooner ? ! You're not op . A taped book ? Why would you tape your books ? You couldn't open it Sounds ... seedy ... ( Comic sans ..... On the side .. so - fetal position I remember some guy raging in frb chat because his hellcat couldn't turn with zeros like the history channel said it could . Finally an answer ! Been trying to find this out for ages I had to scroll too far to find this . How on Earth ... nvm . I don't wanna know . When was the author of this born ? The frickin ' 90 ' s ? Well , that will change the course of history since he can't get assassinated ... This is delicious . That username That wiring is so shitty . Mine broke off from the fuse when I put my battery in . That awkward moment I don't know who either of those ppl are * * THAT'S NOT THE REAL WARLIZARD Don't forget the obligatory At the risk of self-aggrandizement 1040 technically does . When I was brainstoming it occurred to me that , as often as the Foundation seems to run across this sort of thing , they would probably invest in an automated system for correcting screwy documents with annoying meta quirks . So I made up a system named Project Null Context and used that instead of calling the damned skip " Daniel " a dozen odd times . Less fun ? Maybe . But it was a hell of a lot easier to write I quit drinking because of Hep C and my friends keep asking why cant i have a drink . I had this issue in the first BO . I couldn't have a class names Famas . But I can use a gun called Famas , and that's cool . It's a perfectly fine shirt with a perfectly fine colour . / u / blastcage Forgot to mention that it's not always essy to read all the information within the app itself ... But that's a detail we can live with for now :) Can't afford two What in the world ... How did you ... Even come across that video ... This fucker looks devious ! Je sais pas si c'est sarcastique et que t'essaie de me faire suivre ce lien Todos os dias sai uma noticia positiva para Portugal ( Glad everyone is okay . Especially your sister , considering the damage . I'd be very curious to see the text / phone records off the person who hit you . No question their eyes were elsewhere . He's a little harsh on us Medfordites . When I saw the sentiments I thought it looked like they had cephelons in their chests , just saying Because caring about your skin makes you a self absorbed cunt . You put an Australian price into a USD to AUD converter . Hate to the dark side it leads . ┬ ─ ┬ ノ < ( What are these kind of " stones " worth ? I want one ! ლ ( Aren't most vaccines cheap or sometimes free ? Now , if * I * were a celebrity stalker ........... wait so lebron isnt even in your top 5 ? Never played SA . Guess o can't solve the mystery Nice , I went with the yellow rather than the Orange . Didn't stop a commander nearly colliding with me as I left the spaceport tho C'mon man . FM radio ? We had a similar chemistry teacher . He was a pyrotechnics and explosives expert and would tell classes where bombs would need to be placed to level the school . Interesting guy . He's making the Pffft .... No What a creepy utter fuck . Chacin still on the Rockies ... Too bad a Megawatt is not a unit of storage . " He has to consent to be arrested " > Apparently she fell asleep . My TunnelBear trick isn't working today ... I think she's just feeling a little too hot Can't tell if serious ... Was that you on Imgur too ? Or did you just copy the top comment ? ? ? Was that you on Imgur too ? Or did you just copy the second-to top comment ? ? ? I got ... Clinique color pop in ginger pop , the bite watercolor lip gloss set ( I don't even know why ... I just think it looks so lovely ... ) , roller lash , the black Boscia Konjac sponge , dr . Jart ceramidin cream ( LOVE ) , stila stay all day in aria , bare minerals complexion rescue , and my HG clarins sunscreen . Of course I'm sitting on the sephora app mulling over some more purchases because I have a mental problem What if it backfires and they do a movie together ? " This season on Game of Thrones : Grey Worm deals with his newly discovered feelings " Dat unnecessary 2nd line Don is Viet Cong ? Funny he doesn't look it . Martin Solveing's orgainized dancing You'll make Vera jealous I read that as " twice as sexy as creepy Cersei " 10 Scouts ! ? Usually that many chefs in the kitchen ? The Hawks are under the Ducks to win the cup , but above them to win the Western Conference TIL Xbox owners get salty and don't understand that this is a joke . Also they all assume this toilet picture means that it doesn't " run " lol He should be on some kind of list ... I just realized that I was 17 , 17 years ago . Yet people pay money for that shit The only words in Spanish I know are curse words and I know that word Wtf did you do to it in the second album ( Definitely not S5ep4 Sidebar rules Ohh man , I remember when I first picked up Dark Souls - my friend was like " what's wrong with you , it's so much easier than Demon's Souls .... " I'm entering just cause I don't have bad rats in my library I'm an electrician and 185cm . I can easily say that my back is the most important thing that i keep healthy Did you " hack it " to disable tithing ? As a German I have to say , that I can't find it anywhere . What do you mean THOSE people I don't get it Is this correct : " 3 months have passed since I installed the poor mans one by ten , and I have not been not disappointed . " KS-only specialists . Next time your in Aus come round I'll cook some up for you on the Barbie :) and then we can go watch them in the park while we eat their kin Read " tlit " as tits ... Does he also think mouths are gross like " open wounds " , then ? What's with the eyeliner ? Try the burg His creepiness grows , among other things ... I can't afford to do it perpetually ( aka my husband would be like Chewing gum is fine by me . The way my mom eats corn ... Well life isn't funny One more exam He gave you a look afterward like " I'm just going to remind you to avoid prison I was until I came down on orders with a report date during the games Well when a car drives over you , i dont think the years matter Omg flashback to " The Mormon Rap " . I guess , in a sense , yes ... oh man . i got love for boss . my favorites are probably the super shifter and whatever the delay pedal that i use is . the faceplate broke off many years ago and i've since forgotten which model it is . it's DD-something or other . also , i have not tried the " tera echo " There there Ah ok , next time I won't just give them a huge wad of cash for my next build Reminds me of the guy in that thread who forced oral sex on a girl and then tried to justify it by saying that a hard dick has no conscience . Did you just call my refrigerator autistic ? Why not 15 $ ? Or 20 $ ? God Im suffering wasn't even reading the title . Just clicked it in class . Damn close call Tugg the dog ... Whenever I see that it's like , aww Lulu is so cute then Still $ 280 Canadian , which is about $ 222USD . Your flair Really ? Damn you're right ! That's a pricey hi-ten bike Fuji That moment when Ryu Hayabusa stabs him in the chest mid-sentence and just turns his head 180 degrees and looks at you .... Was it , though ? Is that a ༼ つ ◕ _ ◕ ༽ つ type face or a ᕕ ( You seem to know an awful lot about this I don't know , they haven't started service as a telco yet D & amp ;D didn't want the show watchers to confuse Maggy the Frog with Quentyn the Frog . Because , you know , Asha and Osha . So they didn't say Maggy's name . And then they cut Quentyn from the show completely , just to be safe . 404 - No problem found . Run ' em off the road ! Just got off ? Three hours ago ? What wizardry is this ? I had a client send me updated brokerage statements today claiming they " just got them " . No you didn't jerk hole . The statement is date March 27th . That was weeks ago . " I CAN'T BREATH ! " Okay Eric Garner Why did you do this to me Maybe the bourbon county stout threw him off .. Do The exact thing you girlfriend is probably doing and bang some different people whilst she's away She's wearing them on her feet He will see this video years later and be like Googled nuuvem . Literally half of what it would cost me normally . Next video : " Siberian Husky Mating " Thanks for posting this . I'm now following her for future trolling purposes . And I'm sure it'll make me rage in the future . Who the actual fuck is Karl Tanner ? <-- serious question . Don't recall him from the books or show " Usually " People are being killed in the Middle East and ya'll are worried about the amount of stuffing in an Oreo ? ! ( ノಠ_ಠ ) ノ lower your dongers ( ノ I ain't letting them in my house , might beam me back to 1805 Oh man . That's something not quite tasty for me . Who the fucks posts pictures of shit on Facebook ? Sent a DMCA and they have in their FAQ it takes them about 2-3 weeks to process messages . Um , no , that's not how the law works . OK Gaius Baltar The 42mm looks HUGE on you Yep . Spreading tolerance , one punch at a time . Everyone turns around and looks at you like this ... What the hell ? ! I'm anemic and need to take 90mg of iron daily plus make sure I get plenty of natural fat to help it , plus greens , etc . Dark greens , walnuts and steak are 3 powerful iron carriers ... not fucking fast food . that bezel Hey ! 1 future HoFer at a time ! Git outta here ! Shoo ! Take your boat out of my Rivers ! Digg used to be fun ... back when Reddit was the site to make fun of I'm still waiting for my forum account to be activated Aaargh ! Thanks ! was thinking it was Wednesday already What would be the sound for " Ehh I'd rather forget Timothy Dalton was ever James Bond I don't know any women with selfie sticks . But I do know guys with them . Or hey , maybe it's not a gender issue at all ... Nice try , Riot employee Where the hell do you guys get the impression that Nintendo hates Melee ? ಠ_ಠ .... Just ........ / u / cakemiddleton your a tree hugger or something like it ! ! ! heheh I don't think there are any animals on Earth that " don't breed at all . " That trait would tend not to stick around long evolutionarily speaking . You could always get ONE juvenile mystery snail - then it wouldn't have anything to mate with . They don't multiply in the absence of mates like some other kinds ( Malaysian trumpets Just back from it . Mouth is numb and keep feeling like I'm gonna swallow my tongue , otherwise I'm ok . No smoking tonight though .... saint wont be able to gank top lane He looks like the Stupid , sexy Flanders They are last century in some places but not most of good ole Pennsyltucky . I got 40 dust cuts so deep I don't like Firefly But that bird is likely the type that hunts other birds , and probably those early ones are all tired and worn out and full , so they're easier to catch . Night owl is still getting * * some * * form of worm in his diet I'm damn proud of my program > that bezel Show off . Yeah I saw that ... that guy's Instagram page says he's a gooner . Nothing like a bit of encouragement to our potential future stars . Its funny how obsessed this sub is with FPV style rigs , so much so to the point they recommend them for a serious AP rig . I had people recommending a zmr 250 PDB for a 800mm sized hex build on 6s That price ... I was able to keep up with most of my readings this semester ( thankfully ) . The only one I didn't really keep up with was anatomy lol . they wanted 2-4 chapters per week and each chapter was on average around 60 pages . I just couldn't do it . I stopped reading after like the first month or so and somehow I happen to have an 97 % in the class ¯ \ \ _ ( context ? Zombinis was a game unlike any other I tell ya ... It blew my mind as a little kid You'll be fine as long as you don't try skating on blades you wore on concrete . Where aboots will this be located ? I'm used to folks saying " now coming to North Austin ! And they're on 51st . * hackers ! Lemon Meringue Tie has the catchiest chorus , it's like it's with me , always . This is a game changer Chili dog . You mean dividing themselves ? Maybe we just have superior products I think he knew them already How do they know you even paid for it ? for normal people its a lot ( Analogue version of the ol ' Unplug / Replug eh ? Alrighty I'll just press Square and I wanted to be an astronaut or pilot . For a brief period I also wanted to be a teacher . Then I grew up and went to college to get an IT degree . Today I'm a customer service lead for an airline with lots of student loans Ce legatura are asta cu intrebarea ? My dog is the same way and will destroy any toy that's isn't a nylabone . Right now he has three and we cycle them out each day for his crate time . The only other ones that doesn't destroy are rubber balls . Luckily he really loves chewing and doesn't mind just Nylabones . I only give him non Nylabone toys when I can supervise his chewing otherwise his white fluff poops stick to his bum It's yours - Eating pie and watching people run on their hamster wheels . Stop glaring at me . What have we done Surprised Florida didn't get " Girls Gone Wild " Honestly , any matte shadow with good pigmentation of the same colour will do . I used Rimmel Glam Eyes Mono Eye Shadow in Jet Black until I lost it ( We all know why you did it . * sigh * here's your upvote ... enjoy . ( Inherit the Wind is higher rated than Nashville ? After that one im on the case . ლ ( Ah but if I read this correctly it is Google itself that determines what on the page is the truth . How ironic . I did it with my fingers . My original technique left me with blisters on my thumb and finger . That's fucking scary I bet these are the same guys who ask their girlfriends for anal during their periods Yeah , I'm working on those attack speeds . Blew about 100k the other day with no AS conversions at all . Yeah , it's just downvotes . Right . Let the movie marathon begin I notice them , and it's my favorite part of sardines . I love that strange rigid then disintegrating texture of the bone when it gives way between my teeth . That's probably a bit weird I suppose . That's ... not helpful . So are you telling me you're sexualizing the babies penis ? That cable management I'm using AOL as well and haven't gotten it Omg just noticed that girl has no arms ! I used twitch ulti on the nexus turret . Didn't list Ireland " Is Pepsi okay ? " Oh god why I think so Bitch put me in a bag " Moar low ! " is not always the answer . Yeah , not sure shallow tunnel idea is very smart under the cbd . have they heard of basements Always friends . but still I live in Montreal , every time people catch my accent they automatically assume I'm Mexican . Like there's no other Spanish speaking country Am I a mod mow ? No . Everyone just lets you have smudged eyeliner . well how many dicks can you hold in one hand ? 62986 subscribers My best friend's brother is like that , now that I think about it .... my best friend has a $ 2k PC , and his brother decided to get one too . He got my best friend's old Sapphire 7970 , and now he complains because he's only getting 120 fps I never knew you were charged more for long distance at the first place , let alone in 2015 Relevant n - " From trees alived when Columbus sailed for America " ...... Alived ..... Depends what you're wearing Yeah , at this point I'm thinking of pulling a Prince and changing my name to a symbol . Just call me OMG YES ! I wish you a happy life , miss Clippers got screwed . Do well the whole season ? First round matchup with the Spurs . Unless your nickname at home is Nene I'm getting a feel like you are * her * boyfriend ... The Annie one was really good , but some were just Also hourly rates too I hope you're not a teacher . You look like you're trying to sell me a linux distribution If you appeal it , try and get me back my $ 500 + dollars I paid in fines over my five years there ... Just needs to produce plasma too ... I'm now sad that my butt doesn't shoot out fire . My first cryptid was the Mothman . I heard about him when I was in the 3rd grade . Me and my buds were surfing the Internet in class and we stumbled across a YouTube video . We watched it and it scared us all to death Holy shit , the last 13 years of my life summed up perfectly ... Even the police need a warrant to do that now . Ah you gotta practice more , then . Someday you'll be able to .. Is that a thing ? what did I get downvoted for ? Kid hookers ? I like your evil way of thinking ... * * All of that tactical voting .... School days because Oh God Why I'm pretty sure I won't have time to be a mod if I get paid 400k a year He knows dammit ! ! What does Apple use paper for ? porno past ? I'm not usually one to advocate physical violence ... but god fucking damn it . I get a ' fuck you ' because you ' hate when people write this ? ' Okay , buddy . Yeah , I guess that's why Labor was so against the NBN . same way i feel about #alllivesmatter line of thinking Go Lightning No , no it doesn't . oh my god ... You shouldn't It took me a second to get this joke Why are you wearing panties ? Log in ( Holy shit , I'm fucked if I use Erron Black against Jax in Mortal Kombat X now that I think of it . Burn down your neighbor's house Initial response : ONLY reason I came to the comments . ಠ_ಠ Don't be so sure Why would he need to smile when he can just crack his whip , tip his fedora , jump off a dam and shoot Greedo first ? Your name is just " eh " in binary ... Push over their shitty wall that has the supports on the OUTSIDE . Fun fact : " Great , I can stop shaving . ... seriously Shark with legs the massive input lag that projector has is making my autism flare up Wait ... aren't you ... that dude that ... Based on android 4.4 . 2 ? In small local elections political parties aren't nearly as important . I'd say the democratic candidate for sheriff in my county last election was less progressive than the republican candidate . He wanted to have police patrolling every single road here I can't find that one ( He already messaged me , im afraid . Or hollaback girl . You don't eat tangerines like that ... Don't you see though , right now he doesn't like it when they try to read to him . There aren't 17 months in a year pal . Comment to the comment to find later Who exactly ? That was my first comment in this thread . How could I have been trolling you without commenting ? I realize Right ? ! HOW DO YOU LET HER GO lol yupp , im supreme atm and my lower friends always ask " why do you never play MM and get global ? " and i say because there is such a little chance of me getting lucky enough to get enough games in a row without blatant cheaters to rank up so i just stick to ESEA mostly . and they play it off like im joking and joke with me that im not good enough and im like .... im serious Man Fallout drama is a guaranteed ticket to SRDD ( looking at you Broseph_Stalin Pick me ! Hair covering nipples ? ? ? rnt u improper ? ? except when every wipe is DPS getting hit by divebombs and stealing tank tethers , then twistering the entire party stacked for megaflare . That imaginary penis is huge . How do you know what crap tastes like ? Wow . Beautiful . gee , thanks I thought we had gotten rid of this guy and his shitty tweaks Assholes like this make me wish I could spit venom . " Shit it has a camera " What about green skittles ? Not sure if pickle pun , or actually sweet . It's this one That's right around the corner from my house " First look at the new trailer " ... in a newspaper . Joshua claiming 8 Haha , your funny No you're supposed to respond like / u / Warlizard does . I guarantee if you check his post history the first page will have at least one instance of responding to someone with just this Have a vote , and an upvote . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh * * * god * * * Not a word about the massive ( steaming ) pile of remix art that came from this ? Holy Bejeebus Calling your past self your love interest is like calling your hand your girlfriend ! I read that as " explosions " Happy to help . I despise people rigging these kinda competitions Don't be a pun - * * Busta * * muslim savages I think you're underestimating a heroin-hangover I'd say chiropractic is the real scam , considering how the kid's skeleton hasn't even ossified yet . Thats a lot of de dude Someone enabled Godmode . Oh , and I'm just pushing 40 , I just * look * as old as Harrison Ford ... Ellipses followed by a space followed by a word with a comma . A plausible defense . You've beaten me this time ; but I'll be keeping my eyes on you . * * Thats what makes it funny Snergle snack here comes the sack ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ What in the actual fuck . I think ... I think it's cheese graters Or the water hammer . It's somehow always in the truck parked farthest from the scene - 100 karma on an account that young . At least he's determined ? I'm glad you got the reference . Still here , I kinda understand why my classmates were freaking out all month over this assignment now . I'm like half way through it , two tough questions and I can fly through the last . This shit is just too time consuming ; I feel like I am providing commentary on how the protocol data units are travelling back and forth I'm sure any fan at this point would've already found some sort of way to play the HD collections instead of constantly asking through countless forums to port the same game for a third time onto the PS4 . He has a pencil . Waitaminit you're bilbo I've already got you added . Whatchu trying to record OP ? Couldn't he have used his hand to hold the magnifying glass instead of activating the 3rd hand ? Eu estava a ser moralista , Aren't you the guy that makes those " So basically OP got yelled at because of a software bug in THEIR software . Great customer service . Fucking lazy bounce pass again . This whole thread is remolting ... Why are some of these people still around ? What a bummer WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY ? Do you jerk off into the " sausage gravy " ? Poor Benjamin . This is almost as bad as the time I picked a flea off him , and not 5 minutes later he asked to buy it from me . He then kept it as a pet for several weeks . * ^ vinyl ^ grinds ^ to ^ a ^ stop * ┌ ( Did you happen to ask him why he made Christmas Vacation 2 ? ... Cool leech , can I touch it ? They've been trying for 20 years ... Alright . These snipers are way too fast Heeney , 4th round aka Paul Borland / Chris Worrilow No . Wow after 20 Fehr and Johansson out You alright there ? It won't happen because apparently Nintendo has enough money What the fuck ? Fuck off I'm downvoting myself .... and I was born . I switched last year from Comcast ( after 14 good years ) to CCI and am sorry I did so . I saved a bit of money , but I certainly don't have the quality , speed or reliability I had with Comcast . Im interested . The username is a play on my name that I came up with when I was younger .. Didn't realize until I made a reddit account that it had another meaning That editing though . I picked him in the zero tackle fan team thing . My biggest concern is the number of people picking Barba on the bench for Qld / unjerk Oh , no . She has the right sub . Because you have amiibo stock and a regular New 3DS and we don't , stop complaining The timing is suspicious though . An attack on the Obama administration just after Hillary announces that she's running ? Those boots look unnecessarily slippery Kind of a let down . a ) In this guy's ass ? And that's the way the other guy helps him kill it ? Starting to feel like the conversation between a parent and child Fucking muggles and their inability to see the magic in Christmas socks . ( Let's go read Arslan Denka doujins , together bathroom ? 100 % Win rate on Urgot I once had someone on Reddit tell me that Lucas didn't create the universe , he stole old tropes from the works of others . EVERYBODY DANCE ! ┌ ( Could be . We wait RIGHT ? Thing is , it's too hot to walk here . Also , snatch theft , uneven roads , shitty drivers ( ! ) and unreliable traffic lights . * sigh * And yes yes yes with the " BUY ONE PLZ SO EAZY 9 YEAR CONTRACT , DURR " . If somebody said " No dark chicks , " it would be an * extreme * red flag , too . Spoken like someone who's lost a bet before and not fulfilled their obligation ... WHY IS THIS WEBSITE A THING ? ! ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Midori is just kind of Thanks for sharing that pimple information ... I just reserved one and it said we still need 3 more Anyone else notice one is a tweet and the other is a Facebook post ? WAO ! ! GOOD ! EXCITING ! It's terrible Senior Product Marketing Manager in an AdTech . Well former Must have popped off . I was like : " oh look at theses cutes little ... A twelve * foot * tail ? m God I wish , double fatebringers Sun Devil ... I may freak out if Arya ends up with a Jaqen face Westaboo Baptist Church Cmon steven your better than that It's awful . Especially when you have a long day . I can't remember when we started signing . Maybe around or after 6 months old ? It was amazing . Then I went and got pregnant with # 2 , and DD's signs AND speech regressed from about 15-19 months I think another problem might be trolling ... someone jumps in front of you and spawns a portal to goatsee.com when you're showing your 3 year old daughter what Janus is and how it works . I thought it was real Oh . I always have to open the shower curtains and look inside if I'm in the bathroom After making $ 1000 , you can't finger girls anymore . I'd be okay with that ... I'd have an even number of buildings again . The shackle angles are definitely not working as intended . Sometimes it misses a tree right behind the target , and sometimes they find the nearest tree and shackle to it , regardless of position . Guess which one of those keeps happening to me . Uranus is my favorite Beautiful job ! Traditional baking with razor blades . Snipers might need some AT support . I just watched the entire movie in that single trailer . What a pet peeve What callback ? No kindle edition " Lap dog " f [ . 1 Midori can't help the A friend of mine bought this on RSD on here was only the second record inside . There was no first record . I'm not used to American TV commercials , so when they cut for break just now on Logo as I wait for the new ep and they kept going on and on and on and on and on about them .. must .. buy .. He's been oddly quiet about those lately ... I have a feeling they're just gonna pop up out of nowhere one of these days [ M ] Thanks ! ! If I ever see him , I'll let him know you said it too ? I'm from Bath ! Only people who think it make them sound important add an unnecessary R , and all they achieve is to sound pretentious . But it is never ' baff ' . NEVER Don't be talkin ' no shit about Blue Bell picard will keep id3 ratings pretty easily ... My dad was in this same situation when I was kid . judge : " Why haven't you paid child support in the last 4 months ? Do you not care about your kid ? " dad : " I've been in jail for the last 4 months ... I don't doubt it , we all have some crazy fans ... but .... OP asks a question , user answers question , user gets downvotes for answering question . Good job / r / Christianity ! I heard they live exclusively off of tithes and donations . I hope I'm wrong . I did accept myself and I have myself as a friend now .. look at pictures 09.00 A . M . ( GMT + 9 ) is actually now .. but wait , where's the jailbreak ? ┌ ( TIL andrew bayer was one half of signalrunners Where's the S6 ? Why can nobody in this thread spell Hornady Is it weird that I find the phrase " Indian floodwater " more unsettling ? What's an abomination is AaronRodgers 16 with Cubs flair wai no italy yet ლ ( Adica e un asshole pentru ca nu a vrut sa ramana intr-o relatie moarta , cauzand durere si mai mare pentru amandoi ? Fuckin ' white trash It's cal . That's what they do there . By that logic , you can't complain about the government . If you don't like that the Republicans or Democrats are in charge , then just move to a different country or become a sovereign citizen . I know the feel WILLAM YOU LIVE IN A WORMHOLE NOW . It was good . " Friday " doesn't rate high enough ? That website is shit . Now that's the reason why you have to suck it for 30 mins on your 1st post ! Amazing boobies you got there ! You're very lucky mate ! Started in Sandy when the game came out and was like ... " this music ... no ... Did she die ? SAY WHA ? ( ᓄ Z keeps pulling my shirt open and shouting " BAA " [ bra ] . Why is this one of her favorite words to show off ? this : That game was at A & M Did anyone else notice that , when there are multiple people in the same picture , it's the darkest-skinned one that is holding or using it ... ? Finally the comment that the Fifty thousand unicorns because it doesn't exist and never will Me too . Stop reading my mind Then the winner will be the one that type faster ( ง Next time , spend two Right ? Makes me go I somehow have never seen this one ... I now wish I could unsee it . pls dont ლ ( Don't worry , he said " I forgot to give the ball to Jamaal " only twice last year ... What . Is . Ru . WEARING ? ? ? ? ? ? This seems like a case of domestic pitchfork abuse , I'll need to speak with the police first Sniper heals enemies with every shot What a shame that is on a car from my grandmothers childhood My 12 week old is doing this right now . I've been waking up every two hours , and the one night she didn't , I couldn't sleep A LOT of us ordered the SG / S pressing play on alienblue was painful I've only ever used PBW ... is it the OxiClean Powdered Laundry Detergent that you use ? This is entirely new information to me . I agree that I'm a tad too slim , but sadly I've been losing weight involuntarily and I've stopped working out because the underweight zone is slowly creeping up on me no matter how much I eat It took me a minute to realize the difference between the two numbers You're too kind . I was drunk and butt hurt for Dillion and pissed off at Uber . F5 - ing reddit when I should be writing for my Pathfinder game . Bad Fe ( CO ) _5 . > And don't get me started about Matt Cain's stupid contract . " Hey let's sign career . 500 pitcher to an 8 year / $ 140 million contract " Better than some of our own kind too ! I'm looking at you #wengerout gooners The mostly part worries me This cake is literally Yeah but she got killed by super pig Are you serious ? Her chip can do voices . The hair though .... How are you going to pull the cable out ? Still not sure why it's over a 1000 . I'll let it download overnight . My wifi is shit Packers then Cardinals then Seahawks ... Sleep and binge watch game of thrones and other tv shows . I would too . But , there's probably a good reason they're not on the video . I don't understand it ! Posting hideous photos and then trying to get followers by promising boobs ? The fuck would wanna see that We had a girl that pulled a Randy Marsh when answering a question and * mispronouncing * the country , Niger . Understandable and actually pretty funny for an innocent first or second grader . * * This was junior year of highschool You dropped this ! \ \ - - ( Shhh , don't tell them they shouldn't live in the desert , or they'll start moving up here instead . Would have a whole new meaning if they repeated in 2015 1 . I tried making it , but the tail becomes too small in the messages app . Idk why I thought that would be a subreddit calling people on their bullshit videos but instead it's just a list of " pranks " . But there are all those frogs . By the end of this year this game will be renamed to Frog Wars 2 . you are using that the wrong way Well it's been a while since RNGesus was good to me .... I have a total of 17 golems , 13 Rashils , 10 + Grybes and Vishras over the course of my summoning career ... * checks submissions * * * The 1938 Robin Hood film with Errol Flynn did a decent job getting it right . Mainly because Howard Hill was responsible for the archery on set . Even the recent Robin Hood with Russel Crow was not to shabby at it either ... now other movies He slept with my wife ... I'm doin things to her ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ( I suspect these recent posts are an attack by a Colored Faction with the attempt to divide the Shade . My god If anyone is wondering why they wrote " MAC " instead of " Mac " , it's because they think MAC is an acronym for Macintosh Apple Computer . Moe moe kyun her what ? lol he looks away for a second as if to say : " Knife Juggler , that's cute . " Checks back for the last juggle . A girl talking about sex isn't an invitation . ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR BORTLES ノ ( what a wonderful link to be purple at work . > 2 . - I am glad that we do not look special both of us exercising in a row while the rest of the area is empty .... Double - But if you took it that way , 1 + 1 = 3 . The parents don't stop existing after having a child . As far as I know this methodology is the best " tool " to crack passwords stored as hashes . And I hope this information isn't already outdated , otherwise my University has some explaining to do ( Do you , by any chance watch a show called Person Of Interest ? Cameraman , wtf are you doing ? Nice ! What a piece of shit . And interesting username to be posting this story from . Ah , yes , in this picture we can see the earliest recorded use of the That username , tho ... For me my prestige transition freezes for like 30-60 seconds with prestige # banner I read " and , well , me too " to mean you also have a soap cannon for kids . Got mine for $ 85 on Amazon w / Prime just the other week .. Going down with the ship , I salute you ( ' From Rick Carlisle riding his ... back . That's a funny joke about how you said that you haven't seen Star Wars . Really funny Waterloo eh , you're lucky those cops didn't use ' necessary ' force This ! So much this ! ! ! ! I tend to put my music on and hope that if they seem me , they will try ignore me too , or just say hi and keep moving .... And not point at my chicken legs .... a fat man will go hungry tonight because you dropped that cake Not every weapon can look as good as Ghorn or Hawkmoon they set the bar pretty high . Edit : sorry I wasn't paying attention to the reply How low is their sensitivity ಠ_ಠ Wow so gorgeous ... Much jealousy Too bad they got discontinued Are .... are you guys wooing already ? Triboro RX ? HipChat made an  Watch app but they won't add proxy support to their desktop app Go * away * . Don't get me wrong , sometimes I'm into a project . But other times I'm worn out and just want a home cooked meal that is ready in 30 minutes . At least it turned out well , but not " a 20 minute recipe " as the Pinterest tag declared . I've been exposed to twice here already ! Both times have been in the middle of the day on relatively busy streets . One man actually pulled over on his moped and promptly began masturbating and moaning , all while staring at me , as I walked past . Genius , or autistic ? It can be a toss up Instructions not clear , got my head stuck in washing machine . Holy fuck in that system , 5 catfish ... at most .... Harsh down votes there . They realized girls like cars and money Nah , Arnold's a cool dude . It's that nigger Jerome we should be watching . Of fucking course . Space gray no charge yet and also no email . I'm so sick of ea . just about the only game I ever buy from them is Fifa and every year the game is equally glitches . It's like just deliver a stable performance please for that 60 $ run some beta testing and work out the bugs damn it . But all day they're just selling online trading card packs That last one : Is it too soon to give you my address so you can send it to me ? For further testing of course It is KILLING me because I've seen this before and I can't remember where . Pls tell me SRD users like to pretend they hate , I mean * * HATE * * , r / FatPeopleHate while camping out there and looking for that delicious , fattening , popcorn . I can't really blame them . FPH is very entertaining and most people hate fat people anyways ( Yes , you do .. Yeah but they dropped assailant , so he won't be playing in invite , unless he joins some other invite team ... That is literally what this post is about ( Nice addition . Val Kilmer was * never * Batman WHY DO I ALWAYS CLICK ! Isn't there a wiki area that's part of reddit itself , instead of having to rely on Google Docs ? That would make it easier to delegate editing privileges to somewhere else . In case the A subreddit for mutilated naked corpses , looking " sexy " ... The 300 knockout is a 1 shot kill in up to 20m i think ( someone correct me if I'm wrong ) . I would say use the scout elite in hardcore because it has a higher rate of fire . But it is lol , this is like my 5th account ... This is to get me through this work day ... My favorite part is when people act like the internet matters lol ... ohhhh no , what will I do without my fake Internet points .. gahhhh . Lol , have you ever heard of trolling ? Your face is disrespectful to my eyes Well my best guess would be unravelling magic ... on the toilet He did it to whomever he saw fit , though . A bit of an unstable element , that Vlad . And my SO is a distant relative Hey hey , what about last round ? Is it a soft cookie ? I know that feel . Mine reacted after a YEAR of Depo-Provera by showing up RIGHT before I was about to leave for a romantic vacation . That was a week and a half ago . It's still here . Yeah , what's more disturbing is that its not some anonymous forum like YouTube or reddit , these are people willing to attach absurdly racist views to their real names I'll just hope for the best and prepare for the worst . I googled Slowe Mough at work . If you don't see how America's track record from slavery to Jim Crow has disadvantaged black Americans on a generational scale , then go ahead and just keep insulting people to justify your beliefs . I don't necessarily agree with / u / yeahyeaheyeknow but you seem to be less than " all fucking ears . " So exactly why * * * did * * * you google hippo penis ? You could not play w / 2 Dudes simultaneously . This whole launch reminds me of how George RR Martin was portrayed on South Park . " The dragons are coming ! & when they get here it will be awesome ! " It depends on if you cat has seen your dick or not I don't know if I can trust a Browns fan she needed convincing ? Imagine a pyro airblasting a lvl 3 sentry back at an engie No you didn't Wtf did kyrie just do there ... not yet ' guaranteed ' If there's one thing us libertarians love , it's endless war . Another offensive rebound ... Short purple haired Reimu and a male Momiji ? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh , I have to do that sometimes and I'm 24 I hope they are very specific about the condition they want the goods returned in Watched the whole video expecting you to click whale or shark and got birds ლ ( Oh yeah ... science ಠ_ಠ What kind of a fucking kid keeps a picture of themselves with them ? Those lines are terrible Really ? We're doing this hashtag bullshit on Reddit now ? Why not just go to Twitter Edmonton long conned us all Edmonton long conned us all Doesn't exist .... ( I've heard RMS a lot but I don't know what it means lol . I've searched it up but I can't really find a good article on it The underline / mouth put on the fat girl No , no , no . That's why it is good . That prefire ... Now every time I see hot asians I have to check extra hard to see if I see any unwarranted bulges in the nether regions . Thanks Thailand .... I lost the iron man in the first ten minutes to move ins Some bastard took my white Mojave pivot No ppl should tell everyone if they're going for cap . Otherwise its always kill for me Thanks , also could it be because of the battery ? It's 3 years old For some reason this always happens to me .. Hey bro you made a mistake .. your are dumb ლ ( Annnnd this is definitely going to bug me for the rest of my life . I'm not aware of an LG Really upset that they got sidetracked from mios weapon again , Rebecca literally said mios weapon before Steve or someone started talking over her Thanks ... TVs in waiting rooms and other public places . And so the truth comes out ... > Edit : Guys I didn't mean make every post about bananas There's definitely a chance . Even if we get him we'll still have plenty of scollys left . 7 dudes leaving early frees up a lot of space Don't tread on me ! Lucky ! I got mine at 4:50 pm which was almost 5 hours later than what UK Mail estimated it at lol . I was teaching my daughter how to play and she got tired of playing SR Bots so she asked to play a Dominion game with bots . I let her play MF and I think Annie and I was reported for botting ... The ironic parts are that at that time I was lvl 30 with about 13k IP ( about 11k once I realized I didn't own Sion ? ) , and worse ... when I first started I would play Shaco and Nocturne top Yes i was . It was around 20 summons that I lost .... Jason Harden ... Pick me Won't see many more You don't want to know .   JIMMY FALLON ISNT LIVE ? ! Guess that's what you call honeydicking Dat plastic doh Huh ? Usually when someone makes a claim that someone said something , they can back it up with a source . Pretty standard . Tax problems and meth ... Are forever . Clearly . You sleep so peacefully . Yeah ! You tell ' em . Comrade , you have betrayed the cause . Screw that ! Fucker dented OP's car . I'd say it's time for a new pair of alligator skin boots . ( Show me the The smell of axe body spray was intense Gendry ? Where ? I thought they cared more about the income to debt ratio This is from two years ago Yeah , I've noticed they've been haphazard with the hidden goodies in bathbombs lately . I had Frog Prince bathbomb a few Valentines ago and the slip of paper that was supposed to be in there was left out . It's like a fortune cookie without the fortune ! Oh .... you ... says the shitlord German Audiobooks are always shorter then the Books . Quite annoying First off I doubt that's a tourist , it was probably born there . Second , that's not a nice thing to call the poor girl in red . Excessive charity That's my point as a buyer : I * will not pay for somebody else's choices * My home , my design ! Just because HGTV says something is " trendy " doesn't mean I'm interested in it ! worms is so good to bad no one will play it with me I understand your motivation to make money ... but hey , why spend anything at all ? Buy a house , and immediately put it back up for sale at 100k more than you paid , and say it's " as-is " ! Why go to mount doom ? I'm an expert at destroying rings . ... Calm your shit reddit . Just imagine double Cagesary room on the Chest Never been before but my coworker has and we were maybe gonna stop there . I don't have any safety gear though so maybe not the best idea . Ray Searage in the dugout like Read as " summiting my hood " Sometimes , it is almost as though TPP and the lore has a mind of its own . OP lives in Norway . Good luck going to Lapland with summer tires . Yes it does , nice cock too ಠ_ಠ Hell yeah that was hot ಠ_ಠ Nice ಠ_ಠ Nice jillin shot too ಠ_ಠ Oh god this cameraman I'm still trying to beat her on my first run Welcome to Google ! Get your shit and get out ! No . Why do people always ask me that ? Do you need to ask why The United , FBI and security theatre response would indicate what you say is a lie ; unless all three of the above are morons . Damn this sub reddit had 1000 votes ? . Page not found . Pls re upload Macht absolut Sinn . Wenn also der Laptop in der Nähe eines Beamten kurz unbeaufsichtigt war , dann hei ßt es aufpassen . > unless all three of the above are morons . Because no one took that into consideration until just yet of course Damn dude , you went crazy on S caps My moods were much more stable and better after about 4 to 6 months after starting TRT . After about 8 months is when I decided to wean off SSRIs . It took several months to wean off of them . Please don't EVER quit taking them cold turkey , as you will be in withdrawal hell . Wait you have more than two ? your username ... Oh no .. thats not a creepy request It's already worse than that , they think just because Apple makes an advertising bullet out of plain old 316L steel , it's as good as Rolex And miss every time .. Would you put a goddamn pad and fitted sheet on that mattress ? True , opened it up at work .. thank god I was alone ( ಠ_ಠ ) In order to believe that there's a creator , I must find it among its creation . ( No dude , it's what ever logo is on the cup . Not a water bottle . It's the same cup . Might wanna get your vision checked . How can you be concerned about data usage when you can't even count that usage correctly ? Also whenever severe weather happens and a shelf cloud comes , everyone I know tells me they see a wall cloud and ask me to report it to the nws , and sometimes they try to argue that it's not a shelf cloud even thow they have no experince with weather and I'm right next to them looking at the same cloud No , we Don't Know . Am an avid reader gearing up to ride this Spring and there has been nothing about this recall . 2nd , note the number of New posts in a 48 hour period ; unless it is a sticky it isn't going to be noticed . These ads are way more intrusive and attention-grabbing ... I hate that . I want to look at art , not the distracting , weird ads right next to it . My mom sold her 1971 Dodge Charger when I was born , no room for a car seat Stop posting pictures of idg 0d ' s wife please , we would not an idbook situation from compromising his security ... or would we ? Nah , you just poop over it Yea sure . ... look out your front window - I would recommend a much smaller hole . The size pictured here is perfect for mice and the smaller variety of rats . Why the fuck do 25 people agree . I remember that story Three engines on the top ... Stopped reading when I got to * " Round 1 ( No . 20 ) — Landon Collins ... " * ( ಠ_ಠ ) I must find the mother inside the fetus . ( Taco Bell completely fucked my order up one day . I ordered a chicken Quesadilla with a soft taco , no lettuce , and a side of quesadilla sauce . I sit down and there is a steak quesadilla with a hard taco , heaps of lettuce , and a side of nacho cheese sauce . I'm holding out hope that the tattoos were a " promo purposes only " type of deal " Make the VAC bans last longer than the time it takes a cheater to make a new account . " Da shit > except for 5.1 killing battery life Yeah well ... I never got a wheelchair . Same happens on iPhone tho and that doesn't have dimmer I checked the same but for the Presidential Villa . 360k . A night . I'm having it professionally photographed ( $ $ $ Probably until June is over " Pick One " * looks at flair * I love John Oliver's animal and creature imitations . Last week's raccoon was hilarious , and this week's John Key cat was pretty great . I mean , what full grown man goes around pulling little girl's and women's ponytails ? Actually ... it's probably someone's fetish Uh , no . If this isn't a Futurama reference I don't know what is . For a full femshep suit built and prepped by me ? $ 700 plus shipping . Also I'll need some things in addition to the normal measurements , like your cup size and the like ( gotta love boob armor Irrelevant fact of the day : I needed this You monster stop harassing poor OP ! > What I actually find quite amusing though is how the show makes you think that the biggest threat for Sansa is Ramsay's girlfriend , not Ramsay . Okay . I really hope this isn't going where I think it will . You probably shaved against the grain ARISE ლ ( There , out toward the horizon ... Is that Russia ? You know what I've never done ? Jokingly sucked someone's dick . ( That'll be $ 2.99 I did Don't feed me sweet lies . I will end you . Me too I thought those people were few and far between . Now I'm really disturbed Wait what ? If you never watched it , how do you know it is terrible ? ! Remind me in 1 year ... ( from UK ) . Oh no ! I just decided I * need * the green tea line , but now I feel like I need to try the seaweed too . Y u do this to me , Sharkus ? ლ ( You faceroll your keyboard typing all that stuff ? The grind . Man , do we have to bring this controversy into everything ? So like this is what goes on in insertion right ? Factorial numbers ..... It's just great " My parents bought me super sonico figures " The 4.7 " version has a crappy processor , a crappy GPU , and half the RAM . Because * of course * it does . The same way desks protected us in the 1950 ’ s from nuclear attacks . Can we get some firm guidelines as to what is non-creepy ? Cuz it's a crap shoot out there . Lint . Most of the time . Use a paper clip ಠ_ಠ haha I like that I can't help noticing the controller and talking about mods That was the first thing I checked for . Thought " Wouldn't that be a sum bitch if he was wearing New Balances ? " .......... my grandma's name was Hilda ... That irked me too , especially when at the end of the month . At first I was like ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) but then I clicked Debadged but an M emblem on the side ? I know , right ? Screw that A day off Just what we need ... people profiting off of this . Gold Nova 2 -> Wants to smurf . I got him too guys , I say we start a V - 2 factory and re-enact Gravity's Rainbow . Doesn't this mean the plant was sprouting when it was illegal ? .. I was hoping for dying light Some are getting slammed harder than others ... I was offered a warranty on an ethernet cable so that " if it didn't work I could return it . " I am not a proud As a Black Man ... Looks at user name ... This has been on British news too . You're just lazy . A man who just got raped by your alistar wouldn't be looking forward to meeting you for no reason Sorry , someone with such poor judgment can never be trusted ... Caps shouldn't exist at all . This is bullshit . one pixel " or less " They didn't have any liquor when I was in Beaverton Oregon visiting my friend ... dirty bastards I call bullshit ... I see no texture in that drawing . Tell your wife to stop reading cereal boxes . Shits so fucked up Te das con un Mazda 2 ? The girl in the blue shirt is my cousin I see what you did there I have that same blanket . ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE ? Yeah . Clearly it's worked so well for him so far yes and obviously yes . Tear down the house and rebuild it properly ! Wait ... I forgot about this . On OSX the x in the red close button in the corner of windows appears to be off center That would be quite a tight fit . My ovaries iPad 8.1 . 2 and everything looks alright . It's strange because I was just thinking of something similar today .. better get the tinfoil hat My friends thought I had some special edition iPhone , with Andy Android as my lock screen like really ? Yeah I just downloaded the latest version of iFunBox but now it just crashes every time I open it Too .. late . Who plays PAL ? Says someone posting in this sub Well then I'd be way in over my head Someone just bought themselves a date with / r / CFB Special Ops ... I thought i was just the U . S . with tired culture wars still being discussed instead of real problems . She's stealing the worst form of politics from my country ! Every time between maps you have a quick warmup , I think Kfish said something about waiting on Tahsin to fix something ( What is RTA and RDA , and which mods are better , the circular or rectangular mods ? ಠ_ಠ Lil Dicky didn't make the cut Okay but I'm just getting coffee this time . I don't want someone trying to convince me to drink Ryncol again So pissed off right now ! ! ! If " We are Cityzens " wins … There are some stories where the writer actually adds themselves to the story as a god . I'm looking at you and your Dark Tower , Steven King . Is that you , Jenny ( no , not J-Lo ) ? Starting with rain of gore in play . I read " Marching Kitties " . I was confused , thought it was a new all-female corps or something I would say Asian moms are more conservative than sheltered . Or at least mine is . She's up to date on news & technology basically and just still has a very conservative view When did scumbag Stacy get replaced ? Takes zero effort ? You try getting 99 Fishing if you think it's effortless ... just kidding spursbros Yeah , I couldn't believe it . He was like " 714 " and I was like " ... did you just mean 14 or 114 ? Misread it as " cat rides " Kurt 051 would not like you calling his s-IIIs " not true Spartans " . No , he's right - the helmet is a bit off , I've never been a huge fan of it . The shoulders are smaller so they aren't as cumbersome together through crowds or doorways , and aren't as sharp because they are conveniently at eye height for kids who rush in for photos To echo / u / HandjobSally ( What about the moral duty to feed the hungry and help out working parents needing daycare assistance ? Is that less of a duty than demonizing working people who happen to have representation at work ? He doesn't think lawyers who sue companies for negligence should be able to make campaign contributions or unions should be able to . He doesn't think we should make an effort to fund anything helpful to anyone because he only cares about reducing corporate liability and taxes . Well , the you will have to handle with what God gave you man . I am dieng on the inside because I am in America :( I live with my parents :( and iv only just turned 18 :( and I don't know were to buy any lolicon ones :( ... Lolicon is ok as long as it's on paper real life is sick Oh ! ! ! ! ! How did you get that character ! ! ! I need to be classier It was build that way from the beginning ( i see two caps in your post . You put leaves in your salad ? So THAT explains her reaction . I'm in Quebec , where even in April , they're showing minor-league hockey on TV instead of baseball . If you on that budget . Hahaha , the above comment " your hands need to be moisturized " is truly the best comment hidden in this post . I read it twice not understanding who or what it was for .... Then I looked at the watch again , damn , those digits are dry as hell sir . I wouldn't want your dry skin cells jamming up the clasp on my wife's watch . I agree with the sleeper comment of the night , moisturize them meat hooks ! Oh god ... no sleep for me tonight The face when . The problem is that there is no face What . My body is ready to prepare to get rid of my dups . it should wrap around and continue below , but ill check and make sure it does Dat squeal by Paul How long ago was this taken ? ? I was there a month ago and it was far more brown with a lot less water . Literally the first line of the article is a fucking trigger warning due to the mention of calories . I went form french press ┌ ( ಠ ‿ ಠ ) ┘ to grind your coffee beans at the grocery store You started out vaping 100mg / ml juice ? That's a heavy flower . You saw an alien and the Men in Black came and neuralized your memory . I thought my 2 flairs were intense oh boy I got teary eyed watching this . That movie would be politically incorrect these days / u / pedro 19 u da real MVP , best subreddit ever :) minus a few scallywags Oh look , another platformer So you made this username so you can post ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( please stay civil no name calling For some weird reason I read it as " mom . Anti-red and anti-orange are still coloureds though ... Mississippi - ' lookin ' Give the man his icee back Is this from a game if so which one Redditor for five hours , only posting about some shady website . Seems Legit No pics of Allu's balls , pls . reddit would only let me pull your last 970 comments , but of those 10 consisted of just " something something In the context of some of the other ones it's actually kind of unsettling Remove this post quickly before Alex Jones sees it Yeah . My reaction was a mixture of ☉ ︵ ⊙ ༽ and Health laziness ? Is this a thing ? Hymen * * Breaker * * Swarms of AI controlled STD ( EDIT : chlamydia ) spewing battle drones ? That can't feel good ... Ten bracelets right ? Sigh . No shit , it's the point It's miles less surprising than some of the stuff in DA2 in my opinion . DA2 [ SPOILER ] ( # s " " Well if they're not dead , be on the look out for a bunch of boneless women flopping through the streets . " " ) Just don't buy a used one Agreed . Its tedious and the payout is low ( 40 % silver ) versus the time and shame . The tellers be like I did , also that username Definitely mutant Well that gif didn't turn out like I planned I have never been more 38mm SS , ML . Ordered on 04/10 at around 12:53 AM . Stupid crappy Siri alarm ! Original shipping listed as 05/17- 05/27 . Last Friday 04/24 / 15 ) I got billed and it was shipped . Delivery was supposed to be Monday ( 02/27 / 15 ) . UPS miss sorted it - After years of searching we found the answer But then if something happened to OP who posted the story ? That's not Justine Joli ! That's Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager . * very * close ಠ_ಠ Don't drop puppy 22 days later ... I love Hayley , and I don't want her to die , but God she's an idiot If you can do chest pillows with dick drawings I am totally down BBY WAN SUM FUK That I didn't Downvote your thread . yeahh brooo don't worry about your suicidal tendencies and the fact that no one cares about you .. just know that your life is pretty much meaningless in the grand scheme of things , and everything will be OK Moved back to my hometown because reasons . Had already deactivated because out here there is no point . Randomly thought of someone who liked me in high school 10 + years ago . Stalked him down for an " accidental " run-in , got date . Turned out to be a crazy eyed , gay bashing weirdo . Should've stuck with okcupid maybe . I'd drive 3 hours to the closest city for a hot date , probably . Maybe . Hillbillies vs . long ass distance with no hope . Jim beam is keeping me company . How does that even work ? Dad jokes are getting dark No problem getsfistedbyhorses " The people in charge keep rehashing old ideas and hoping we are too stupid to notice . " Nice 50MB gif I've had the same exact thing happen to me a couple of times the passed couple of days . I'll try warm water ... just a little scared Could someone post the cad ? It's another witch ( its the standard cringy redditor hyperbole , everything is " hilarious " or people are always " laughing so hard someone had to check if im alright " or saying a bunch of awkward sounding reddit memes like " I . Dont . Even . Its not for his mouth . Yeah . Thanks , very much obliged . I just needed an outside source to disabuse my father of some sort of crazy he's experiencing tonight . [ cause , my similar comments about morphology and a billion images from Google were , somehow , not persuasive - Great , I so happen to look very young for my age . And I'm in college . After watching interstellar and seeing this image the thought that maybe OUR ' universe ' was created by A " Big Bang " but the gravitational force that exist from it is so great that time for us is going by super slow but we are unaware of the true passage of time or a " universal time " . I did forget about her ... until now no ..... Yeah ... imagine it . Texas . It is horrible . Keep your pants on There's no way to tell . Other than the Vat19.com watermark at the bottom of the video . I was in the same situation Wednesday ! If you're going to be in London from 12am on the 7th I hope you have made arrangements to vote by post . Disturbingly relevant username But .. How do you pronounce that ? Cock Fest ? Let me guess ... your hand , leg and wall have miraculously recovered from this ordeal . eastsiders is my favorite And at least its not ... Chesterfield ... Still can't justify paying $ 300 for these * * ( That's a very good point , and it's also why I don't bring her anywhere if she's coughing . She doesn't know to cough somewhere else yet . Hell , half the time she ignores the word ' no ' Actually thought you intentionally left this spelling in to make it sound more menacing and rapey ... As an adult your tabs never close At first I was like " AND ... WHITE ! " Im sorry i dont believe theres a a school called georgia state . Hail southern ! I somehow read that as " pleasure regulator " Based off how people use literally you could of meant that literally No way ... Account 7 minutes older than comment . It is still getting up voted . I am disappoint . Seeing how Mr . Bonding was ... " created . " I've been to West Lafayette once . In 2009 . Ahem , excuse you . Sounds like a fraudulent account written by a male . I dunno about a porno per se , but I just googled minecraft porn and it definitely exists Obvious troll Can confirm . Became very gay after getting this album . Then it wore off . So I have to keep listening to it to keep my gay level acceptable . I don't like being told I'm not worthy of contributing to the dialogue because of how I accessed the thread . I've been a redditor for more than 6 years ( second username due to turning my grown kids & DIL onto reddit ) and I guess I'll opt out of this and do what I always have : Open a window every other day or so , and leave it up till I have time to binge . Sometimes I get to it , often not . At least I'm not reprimanded as an outsider who shouldn't comment no dlc for tetris yet ? Yes , because friendliness towards girls always = sexual interest . Yeesh . Meh . I had to do CIO with my oldest when she was a year . We tried the Ferber method , and that horribly failed I did that much damage to get mine in a tier 5 match . The first episode . There would start being musical performances and we would all know He left the tea bag in ... I'm coming up to 14 weeks PP . The short answer ? Yes . Shower . Brush . In my elastic more so than usual How to take this list seriously when indomie mi goreng isnt in the top 10 Russian literature ! Don't get me started ! I love Gogol and Chekov's short stories . Finishing Tolstoy is for a certain kind of person ! Dostoyevsky has made me laugh and cry and laugh again . Turgenev . Goncharov . Pushkin . Ahhh ! Even LOVE Nabokov . Ok I need to stop . Freaking awesome ! Is that Nick Zinner of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs in the back with the Jaguar ? Bhencho , modi doesn't piss crude . I can honestly feels myself swinging back and forth when I look at this I'm new to Reddit , why are you guys so mean ; - ; Look , I'm not your kid , and you don't have to tell me some stupid fairy story about the animal " going off to be happy at a ranch with the other animals . " HEY . I haven't even taken any yet You're a melt That's creepy , and sad Jokes on you someone did it . Of course this exists ( My Weeden and Richardson jerseys agree We didn't play Purdue in 2009 not in the eyes of the court , mister . tagged him as " said he would shove pencil lead up his dick hole You took this a little too personal . Ah , right , the IM IN COLLEGE THIS IS WHAT YOU DO IN COLLEEEGE mentality . Very well said . Also I think you mentioned this but it is way more unstable . Not like iOS 8.1 . 2 is stable or anything but from my experience with android it sucks . If Apple went down the drain WP would be my point of call . I just don't like it and Google as a whole as something's with YouTube are screwed up and yada yada yada but you get the point . I would watch more if they didn't have that middle " who's that pokemon ? " I KNOW WHO IT IS IVE WATCHED SINCE I WAS LITTLE ITS CLEARLY A FUCKIN GHASTLY ! Oh , it's a Gengar . I also possibly have an out-moded wiping method . It worked as a boy but now I'm a hairy assed man , sometimes it's like trying to get peanut butter out of a 70s style shag carpet . ლ ( Exactly . Go to the fourth " tab " on it , " What Happens in Vegas Won't Stay in Vegas " . Then scroll down and read some of the article previews . I feel like murdering whoever stuck those directly on the displays of her monitors Where are you that there isn't some big box store like Walmart or target near you ? Even my grocery store sells scales for $ 10 . Cutco and Vector Marketing , I'm lookin ' at you . The word libtard is the kind of low brow sad commentary that is like a klan flag . Check yourself . I need to leave America and try new shit . Whatever the fuck you guys just said sounds good . But then again it sounds more like a corndog the more I think about it .... And do you guys really put mint yogurt on your sandwiches or am I missing something ? How do you know he was naked ? Thorn and Hawkmoon are designed for long range so I don't rage as much when I get killed by them from across the map . TLW , on the other hand ... There is only supposed to be two " y " s not three . Me : Glad they're still doing fine with an AFKer on their ... Oh . You might be using a skin It's also similar to my car having a nicer place to sleep than millions of people . I accidentally reported this on mobile and have no idea how to undo it . Seriously why is the save image button so close to the report thing and why is it so sensitive ! There should be a " are you sure " function . I'm sorry OP ! ! ! Just look in the german macrumor thread .. I ordered 38awswsb and got 2-3 w . Will prolly ship on monday then My pal Send the watch to sweden We're talking about floppy di * * S * * k , right ? Hey , I'm not that old . Plus , I don't do those parties anymore . I kind of want to go but I'm afraid there may be people there . Name a show that the band holds in high esteem - executed to perfection , end to end ... also , Who pooped in the pit ? Why is your cock filthy ? Why do people jump into Thresh / Blitz / Naut hooks ? Seems legit Good to know . Why is Wikipedia such a DAMN COMMIE . Same with the E30 M3 . Friend of mine had a older gentleman once ask him if his Henna Red E30 had a body kit on it . Because faulty wiri - oh . That's you ? Do you know how hard it is to get him to believe that shit ? Stop undoing my work . Yeah , you read the comment , I take it ? Do not want . Get thee behind me , ~ ~ Satan ~ ~ Goodal . ( Acronyms . How do they work ? ლ ( C'mon Tampa can not keep turning it over at your blue line " Thrifted " .... let me check the police reports for burglaries in your area ლ ( i was like " damn what beaut ...... wait , something is off ........... I'm not eating any of these unless things are getting weird Why you worried tho ? Thank you for the monthly repost of this meme . I'm glad to see it's already on its way to the front page . 120 for a minimum ? The only problems I've had with mine are some brake problems and I just broke 134k on my 04 ' GT . You're scaring me . Is my about to break down and I am unaware ? you have summed up my exact feelings on this Uh , presumably like your stuff ? Enough to join me in waiting for more that may never come Anybody know what the city is doing on Venice Blvd . between Sawtelle and Overland ? It looks like they are taking down the street to only two lanes without a bike lane and I'm worried that this will make it dangerous to commute to work on a bike Hey now , bait and switch ! Where's the pics ? ? dumb geraffes iPad's are actually good ALL PRAISE THE The drama is so tiresome Really , because I'd kinda like to see her sucking ... ಠ_ಠ / r / botsrights I have the chills , ever since you mentioned that TV in the corner of the room . How the hell am I going to sleep now ? Yeah , but I noticed the very next step is to make them " special " too , I . e . fanfic where the characters are gay / incestuous and shit ( I'm looking at you , " supernatural " tumblrinas Wow ! So unexpected ! > module Acme . LookOfDisapproval ( Looked for a bit until I realized ... wtf No one called him " nigga " Fuck now I gotta go read every comic that dudes wrote ..... I just got a shipping confirmation for my Surface and pen , no keyboard . With the pen loop shipping yesterday , that means I'll be getting three separate shipments for one order . We encourage all points of view ' round these parts . Let the heresy stand , but employ liberal use of I hate it when my user name is relevant Traded UP to get a QB ? ? Why is spencer on camera so often ? Illuminati ! ? Are you behind all this ! ? Set fire to the large wall with my leftover oil I still have after dancing drenched in oil Dammit Ivris and Fadahl . Gul Dukat has some strange emotional attachment to * Terok Nor . * No what got us out was all the people coming home from WW2 being productive again . The war itself as a stimulus is of the most overrated and deceptively taken for granted tales in economics . Great price . Saw a guy the other day trying to sell some for $ 370 . MY GOD A friend still has his deathadder 2007 bought in ... 2007 Man , I envy this person . Just looks can get them Gold . Dein Name ist aber verd ächtig angels ächsisch ... My mood stabilisers don't seem to work except that they counteract my favourite drug and make it impossible for me to get high . I had 3 from UKIP shoved through the day today saying " NO MORE LEAFLETS " randomly on them The surprise then gives way to delight . you should save your money dumbass It's ok .. no body is watching ... My fursona is called Solas Valerian . He is called this mainly because of that guy from Dark Souls 2 ; Solas . Valerian is an Old English surname . So , yeah ... Why are you still here Yeah I realized I had a FiberOne fiber brownie with milk that morning ... I often have that too , so it's likely the reason * * So far far you're the only one ಠ_ಠ no May I ask , what feature in YouTube allows it to store offline ? Jet fuel doesn't melt air conditioners . This is ridiculous . Testing a Mammoth engine landed on Minmus I love the customizing aspect , I spend hours on it , just tweaking it to be pretty , it's an obsession .... Red white and blue - like the colour of the British flag damn it thinks my girlfriend is 20yrs older than she actually is . thanks M $ . Oh dear , what have you done ? Hey , 28 isn't old ! the last panel is certainly disturbing I came ~ ~ for Noa ~ ~ , I saw ~ ~ Noa in the title ~ ~ , I ~ ~ conquered ~ ~ don't understand at all That deceleration Could you post a lower quality picture please ? This conversation will give me a disease , go away please Build myself a sweet dick-around / techslide setup yesterday . Was really stoked on it . And now it's raining I gotta say , while that entire chart elicits an " ... oh for fuck's sake " reaction in me , the orange line for The Friend is the most disturbing . Honestly , targeting little kids to cover their shoulders ( that have * somehow * been sexualized in the church ) and instilling stigma against those ( well you know , girls ) that don't ? Creeeeepy They're children . Or I can go to my start page , and type out whatever I wanna ? Wrong flair : ( You just made this math teacher's eye twitch madly . They are making a third one At first he's all How about I just suck your dick instead ? I just want aura's split on two lines .... you can't read the top middle of the screen when you have 10 auras ... Nenhum no meu * estado * , que dir á na minha cidade I ran into new Tristana on my second and just ragequit instantly . For shame , Rito . It doesn't matter how nasty his shot is , he makes millions Oh yeah that's hot ಠ_ಠ And student fees go up due to sign replacement cost . > I have never been to Armenia Yeah , I'm fairly certain they didn't do that ... I don't get how people do that Wtf is Lin's head doing there ? I mod and I'm not being ban . But I have made a bypass for the anti cheat . 550 on wild + 115 to win . I was trying to eat Yes ! I've had a much higher success rate with other hammer users knowing how to * not * trip me up than all the oblivious sword swingers ( who are more often than not neglecting tails to boot I see ... I'm starting to just hate memes , and not just CLG ones . They're like inside jokes , where everyone is inside ... and you don't put everyone inside of anything Ohh fuck , , , maybe we ARE just droids ! That is unfortunately how the game goes sometimes . Not nearly as upset about this one as I was round 99 Oh god why did I look [ M ] Obligatory Mother Fucker ! Now who is this Gandhi ! ? Sorry but it just looks like black and white with splashing of color , just like you completely tore out the saturation is all . Oh . Hi .... Test said Alliance gnome mage . I'm a goblin hunter ( primary alt : undead warlock ) . OP Alias is ( My dad's nickname for me growing up was Ms . Auschwitz . I didn't realize how politically incorrect that was until recently Note to self .. don't be a uber driver , I walk to gym everyday .. in Melbourne Australia .. the weatherman might ASWELL say ... look up and guess because we have no fucking idea either .. I ... I don't know what to say about this I was at the time . I had just moved it to another desk while I was using it's regular desk for soldering . Didn't feel like crawling underneath the desk to get the power cord . I did keep trying to use the mouse though and wondering why it wasn't working each time I tried .... " But weight watchers says that you can eat all of the fruit that you want since its 0 points now ! ! ! " There are situations in which it is allowed . We say " dude , [ thing ] is so frigging cool ! " Or " ... dude . I was coming from west seattle last night and saw this coming over the docks ... tell me OP , where were you that you were able to get the moon to line up with the space needle so nicely ? You didn't ? You aren't gonna steal from the hospital are you Tanks in * liters * You can't delete a comment with Alien Blue I'm curious as to why someone shot it . Well I called their bluff . I'm still pissed about the regular New 3DS snub CANNOT BE UNREAD Dickerson took the trans-am and * still * went to SMU . But those eyes It's Oshawa . They don't make it that long ..... Improved our gene pool Fuck it I'm done ... This list implies that direwolves weren't real animals Instructions unclear , dick stuck in child " I can barely control myself ಠ_ಠ select theaters I can't stand this ugly mustaches , they are ruining this game .. / u / SteroyJenkins and / u / angrystoic your on the hook for jinxing Dicky .. Just wait until you are slain by a log trap On Instagram ? ! I am not rich . I just have a big mortgage now . > Here's mine : " The Goal " .... Just do 3 back nines I'm a little annoyed at his 3 nested level ternary . What's this all about As a BSU fan 2:53- 2:56 How come I wasn't notified about this ? I like how DSL is a non-option for y'all . While our cable and fibre plans are reasonable , all I can get is ADSL ( 10 down 1 up ) or VDSL ( 7 down 3 up ) because Vodafone won't bring their wonderful 50/10 cable to my flat and Chorus stopped rolling their 100/10 fibre to my town once they hit the street over from mine . I was wondering the same thing . Thanks for asking . I wouldn't vote this bozo dog catcher . Really ? Our media isn't worried about a polluted Yamuna , poverty driven farmers committing suicide and are complaining about how a speed bump fucked up a Lamborghini ? Fuck you toilet paper , fuck you . He comes rolling in , all sleek and sexy like , powerballs straight to your face . He rolls up next to you , looks you in the eye , and ducks , at which point you catch your own reflection in his shiny shell and suddenly the only thought that goes around in your mind is : " I wanna hit that ... ლ ( That moan though I find it hard to breathe normal while watching that Sorry about that quality Might be because some silvers are blind . ^ I'm ready to fricking fight ( ง Oh look , just what the Wii U needed , another low-budget platformer . We had a shortage of those Excellent that's my style too , even more impressive profits on that basis ! I doubt I could say alive for as long as you did on current evidence though Dude ... My blousing came undone the other day , I didn't notice , and the * chow hall lady * was the one who finally told me . 4 hours later . Fucking with Annie . Ya know Uber You forgot : I don't know why but this made me nauseous Is your PC a beast ? Yeah it seems kinda ridiculous to an outsider but you really can't have too many backups . I don't have nearly enough backups Note the safety that stuck the late hit on him in the end zone is Roman Harper > Lady : but I need one today . Does Walmart have any ? Me : ( ITHE CREAM Too bad it aint working on a pc I agree . As long as it's not my mother you were referring to ... As someone who is not familiar with american slang , does this mean that you want to see him cum ? The article ends that the " myth endures " while spend in its body arguing and explaining that it's not a myth ... Pretty sure he meant 8.1 . 2 because you have to be jailbroken to install those tweaks I think he might be lying ... Think you're in the wrong subreddit See ... it's just so unsettling when a word with an umlaut is missing the dots But seriously though that story ... It hurt me reading that man . That rear end : Be prepared to get a lot of I actually have a friend who's nick name is cooter .... Is that a bad sign . I am * sworn * to carry your burdens I lost it at " * * FUN , FUN , FUN , FUN , FUN ! * * " part . I hate it that they stream when it's 4 or 5am here in Germany . Why u do dis to us ლ ( Intentional " look of disapproval " in 5th panel You can say what you want but believe me . Some people I know can't even watch mortal kombat x fatalities ... I got kicked for rancho relaxing at setup You misspelled NSFL 18 years old and this thing tells me I look 37 These grammar rules confuse a non-native speaker ... Way too Eurocentric , which is a fatal flaw given today's heavily globalized capitalisms and the critical role that imperialism plays in the world system--not to mention the not-so-insignificant fact that most of the fucking world doesn't live in the West ! Boys in the huds ? Porque los " gringos " quer ían tener una celebraci ón mexicana y no pueden pronunciar de manera adecuada o correcta 16 de septiembre ಠ_ಠ o día de independencia Playoffs . Opponent is on the ground with the ball trying to call for a TO but no whistle yet . You gonna stand there and wait til the refs see or you gonna go for a steal / jump ball ? so much wtf it hurts indeed . Have you ever watched date night . Brooms creep me and out lol I bet that room smells funny . Dear god . ( Don't remind me What is it with cats and going after the needles ? If I'm using straights , one of mine will sit next to me and watch the ends until he can't take the wiggling anymore and CHOMP ! I use metal needles most times , so I'm slightly worried he's gonna break a tooth one of these days . He'll do it to the ends of pens while I'm writing too . But that function can be overloaded I've been meaning to brign that up with alpaca as well . I think it's supposed to count towards the pokeball flairs since that was the original option ... but I'm not entirely sure ¯ \ \ _ ( OP confirmed opponent was on dredge . I will never understand people who never understand why people have their PC on their desk Good , someone's got to . Because it hasn't made a comeback lately . Im sorry but , I dont see anybody there ? Im confused Now I'm curious how many of your posts are just A fellow Clevelander ? Small world . I had the same feeling while watching the initial Nepal earthquake coverage . BBC kept going on about how climbers on Mt . Everest are in danger due to avalanches . Resources that could have been used to help the densely populated city were being diverted to rescue thrill seekers . Meanwhile 7000 + people just trying to live their damn lives are unaccounted for . Hey are you the ಠ_ಠ guy from the There's a a spy ' round here Hi , 4k player here who reported slasher . Slasher was our position 1 naga siren ... * * You dropped your arm ... Here . \ \ ノ ( Dude .... fuck ........... fuck ... That's my reaction too . I'm like Shirts aside , I can't quite distinguish Jordi Alba and Bernat . " Found " it on the bus . What do you mean , " you people " ? Do you not understand we have primaries and then a general election ? Wait would they mark you wrong if you stated that pc gaming is better than consoles in every way . That has to be some illegal bull Hey , you're they guy I have tagged as " " • favorite words : ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( STOP . We have given up some as well . Nice to be on the upset side again that year . I haven't forgotten about you Jags ... Must've been packed by * white trash * Yes , because power is what makes a race bike ... There was only one tip What do you mean ? Has there ever been a time when ' About to hit 29 ! Fiora . Just , leave me alone .. You have to eat it , not model it . CPA told me to pay it . Read the top comment and RTFA . plane * Did you accidentally burn That moment when you realize ... I explained becouse of the Swoosh . Nothing goes over my head . My reflexes are to fast You could create your own keyboard shortcuts for things like that . For example , I have a keyboard shortcut for Messi clearly going for the choke hold DAE le gem ? The SubTank Nano Ironically holds more liquid Yes I do lol your hair looks like it doesn't know what it wants to do and you need to tame it with mousse or something . I really don't know why you're wearing a parka in your photos though ... What have you done .. " Metal Gear Solid " * You * fuck off . I find that working in London eliminates any hope of getting fat , as we never have time to fucking eat . The content ( context ) isn't implied , it's specifically given . And here it's € 60 ... When people say " curling in the squat rack " , are they talking about barbell curls or dumbbell curls ? I can definitely understand barbell curls if they're using the safety bars just in case they drop the bar ... Dumbbell curls , though ? Nope Sent inventory to public ( Them ... as in the _Houston mosque _ ... is this not what the topic is about ? ? Aww , that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me . Really ? ( I doubt they had paper boxes back in the day ... of dragons This me not giving a fuck . You know what they say ; a skilled Roy can beat any Fox . Every time my Italian friends refer to Stitches I go ლ ( Our face discovering a traitor among us : How about we give them grass to play on for the World Cup then ? That's a good start to " catching up " with men's soccer / football . Thanks hicks , now I will be refreshing twitter page literally till midnight . Ups just left a note on the door saying that no one was here ... There was a few hundred people in the office I've never seen this one , only Wow ! I've never seen a white duck before ! - Enjoy your * holiday * That feel when I made a macro for the After a few hours it'd be interesting to do a CTRL F for How many times per day , average , do you get the gaming forums joke , and has it ever lead to any interesting interactions ? Or has it all just been " Just going to use your test ... ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( This looks like someone jusy smashed their head against the keyboard and called it a day . I know it's a pain to double post but announcing Reddit meetups ON REDDIT would be cool for those of us who have shunned Facebook ! Replying to 109 days old comment HenkGeneral is daar inderdaad één van ... You should install prey and get google voice Because I'm sure you have tons of experience in converting a game of XIV's magnitude from PC to mac to be able to say what type of manpower or time it takes why did you post ? why why why Trust me , this is nothing compared to Gravity Falls ... Looking at you , Disney ... You fucking wot ... ? Protein yo . I think you're just jealous they'll survive the nuclear apocalypse and you won't Worse than that , two south and one west from Delaware is Iowa . Iowa County Iowa Lasted just 3 seconds longer hatches a charizard and not a charmander And of course you go and ignore the whole part about the word not being in the books You think other don't get shit thrown at them as well ? I have been insulted for four years before it stopped . I know the feeling . Still he exposed both of us to his huge audience AND in this very podcast he said , directed at us , " fuck you " . The guy who redid our guest bathroom shower , reversed the hot & cold labels . I took a shower and turned it to hot and initially thought the idiot didn't hook up the hot water , and only when I set it to cold , did the hot water come out . Seriously this is like posted once a week ಠ_ಠ fuck ಠ_ಠ the ಠ_ಠ mods ಠ_ಠ of I'd suggest that maybe a site-wide petition to allow you back in askreddit is in order . And it might just work . No need to be a tight ass with your DE ... Sorry he was enjoying a game ? Wild ... well that was embarrassing as if it's really that hard to use Start 8 or one of the many alternatives that do the same thing Sounds very cool . I only have Carrol though . No Shida . Probably get match sharpness by , pfffff , December ? BROOOOOO NOT COOL This makes everything even more confusing . I ... I missed my package from RRS today because of my final . Australia has had massive re stocks of Marth Ike meta knight and sonic I recently picked up all 4 Troy is not humble . Why do you have to ruin EVERYTHING ! Fuck you . Not sure if Please explain I don't get it You don't . You don't call him . When your computer has been on with ArcheAge open for more than a week straight Best Thursday story on .... Free talk Friday It was shot with my iPad . Googling your favorite character ? Google adds " ... death " or " ... death scene " # I know . We have guns , right ? And Jesus ? ¯ \ ( ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( does that mean he put her to sleep or are you making us feel better ? Why not a sheep load of shit ? Still no mention of Agent Carter coming to the UK I went to an African country once , not going to name it . The immigration guy was the nicest person imaginable . Till he stamped my passport and asked me okay now what can you give me Cool . But as for the author , " The meals are just one soy - , dairy - and gluten-free morsel of their plans to turn us all vegan " . What ? Seriously ? Good paint leads to good painting . My parents had a little talk with me too when I was in high school about how they wouldn't mind if I am gay , I just need to be honest etc . etc . went as far as inventing a mutual gay friend of theirs to encourage me ... But I'm straight ... You're implying doing the other things are not a good idea ? You're damn lucky ... I did all my training on a Cessna 172 and the damn thing is too stable , it just flat out refuses to spin * difference I too miss the bicep veins . I got all vascular quads instead , look like big cocks according to a gym pal . All things we sure need ....... Except that time they stopped me for not wearing a seat belt I thought quokkas were highly protected ? I don't even want to think that someone would do this to a little innocent animal . If we post enough of these ---> ( っ God damn fucking Mormons What do you mean ? All that comes up is reddit.co - - - oh . When I checked my bracket rank 1 player was 2000 while I was scoring 30 . This never happened before . This bugs me so bad Did you just compare women to cars ? Not really sure how I feel about this whole story ... ( Hey aren't you that guy from the Oh cute . A fat . mmm , this seems a little trippy ... what i meant there was that , that was his excuse ... i wasn't really gay ( " The group were * handed * jail terms ... " ლ ( When I first saw the black / white layers on the last pic I thought it was a ribcage .... And my Suros Regime Awesome setup ! But those cables On another note , any advice for what to do alone in Stockholm on a Saturday night ? My friend forgot his passport and missed his flight I do this nightly . She will only fall asleep for the night in bed with a tit in her mouth . As annoying as it can be some nights , it least she has a bit of a routine and knows what she wants ;) Though last night was a bit rough because she was all squirmy and wanted boob , then refused boob I just googled to find out more about her . Turns out she's a Crystal Palace fan . Where were you sneaking alcohol with that flask ? I had headaches off and on again for 2 months PP . Especially made worse by the weather changing from cold to warm But .... I purchased my watch with my fingerprint yet if I want to check to see if it shipped I have to enter my PW manually lol . I should clarify , I agreed to purchase my watch with Touch ID but still haven't been charged for it That site is nearly as old as he is You heard him , rockstar said it Dear god what are those beans ( How is he not dying ? I tried this build on GR 50 , and the first white mob just one shot me when I teleport on it . Dude , those two girls were like ten years old ... Thug number three ... Does that mean there are two more before it with these same tattoos ? Worth detention . Are you not planning to change your clothes ? Yeah I didn't wanna sound too vulgar Hehe , that's quite a home remedy ! I just posted frantically on Reddit yesterday , desperately trying to find a way to * remove * laundry detergent from my hands . I was washing out stains in the sink , and my hands were sticky and wouldn't wash clean ! I ended up having to use vegetable oil . No , Yeah , where was all this love for LeBron on the Heat when everyone was praising his return to Cleveland last summer ? Lmaoo cool dude and yeah fuck that other guy for copying you . I guess i know which SSW skin im not buying ... So many grammatical errors in your advice on grammar . Imagine how awful watching this game would be if every McDonald's " Artisan Grilled Chicken " commercial was instead last year's " Random Red Couch " This is such an ignorant answer . Just think about what you said and explore rap that is not only played on the radio . A lot of West Coast rap has symphony string sections that play chords all the time , this includes a ton of music produced by Dr . Dre . Even listen to some Kid Kudi specifically songs produced by Ratatat ( pretty mainstream anyway ) . Ugh , maybe it's a waste of typing , I don't even want to go on , just ... get outta my sight . Seriously , it's like " OMG SAGGING , Quick white people lets make fun of this " . All while in skinny jeans with undercuts . * * Me too ! Let's meet up ! Kirkland rubbing that stench all over Canelo PK FIRE . PK FIRE . PEE KAY FIYUR . BIG GAY FAIYUR . Kitten , that isn't a nipple . ( I was too ! It's like 7.8 years . I'm gonna give him the 8 what's with the Notice on the top-right side of the banner dank ノ ( Tfw golden time lover gets more votes than hologram Never went to the website . First thing I see is Dash and his mom . Doing things ..... Can't tell if this is a coincidence or what . What has been seen cannot be unseen . Jacklin is turning into GLaDOS ... Agreed , Mine do this in the kitchen , oh you dropped meat ? Let me help you with the cleaning up ! Better not let that go to waste . My elder forgets every time that he hates mushrooms and keeps trying to eat them everytime then leaves a half eaten shroom on the floor for me to step in In the store inside the dota client , I clicked to buy 1 set of 500 pts . Went to check out , and changed the quantity from 1 to 5 . Bought for 12.50 , and i only got 5 levels , not the 25 i paid for . We do this at our swim club on Father's Day . There's all kinds of competitions from relay races to holding breath under water . I came in 2nd one year to holding my breath under water . After I found out I lost to a Navy diver . Lest it should steal their souls . I beat the game and I have no desire to fetch all of the feathers Oh great ... we're never gonna live to see it .. ( Yeah , and I posted the link to this video in that thread about 7 hours before his OP read the thread and reposted this for * all the karma * . But the top fucking comment is always the video ! D ( ° - ° ) - D C =( D ( ° - X C =) =( I came here to say this too . Damn autocorrecd It's kind of weird to see people judging this behavior , but then upvote screenshots of said behavior . Means that you are getting off on someone being upset ? Hypocrites How can a plate be 1 iron less expensive then an anvil i plead the i plead the so many ammendments , i can only choose one two three four You son of a bitch Everybody knows that what , you don't like those pink zebra logo to go coffee cups ? i bought like 5 of them Only Sith deal in absolutes .... Where's the sage of the tenten paths ? Just like that , huh ? Was he in football too ? I only got around to Backyard Baseball . Were they just the dawn characters in every sport ? Non-animated GIF ? ^ ^ But kindheartedness isn't something you lose because of circumstances Relevant flair What Maester Aemon was saying right as Jon walks in ..... Don't know why I got downvoted for saying quitting because of a delayed throw wasn't a good excuse . I'll pronounce it however I feel like Here's an idea : get off this throwaway account and return the iPad you stole . Your remind me of me , but without the attractiveness . Those stingy fucks no you fuckin didnt These comments I think she's a girl ... ? Thanks , I'm now aware of this ( a burglar bunny wouldn't steal my precious because i'd make it a paraplegic before it even got close These guys are awesome . Their first EP " ampersand " is amazing and I recommend downloading / listening . However , I have to question this post a little . These guys are signed to Electra Records . They have all the help they can get when it comes to situations like this . I can't imagine some website would steal their video , gather 3.1 million views , and Electra Records would just ask the band to ask Reddit what to do . Very nice That shit hits too close to home for me I had to use Telstra 4G mobile broadband at home whilst waiting for an NBN install ( rural Vic ) . In fairness the download speeds were actually pretty decent ( ~ 10Mbps ) , however the data allowance was a pathetic 7GB per month . The worst bit , excess data was around $ 100 per GB ! hast du ne ahnung wer LeKnechtBert und LeBertKnecht sind ? ( Well shit son , why don't we just go all out , and brand " POOR " on their foreheads ? You deserve it Well if you'd click the link and read . ( ╯ Decided to check for you and now I have 69 midget porn in my google history . You * ARE * being watched Have you ever seen Peel and seal ? It pretty much the same as dynamat mat .. Just a little bit thinner . I have use this stuff all over my car in the doors , on the roof , under the dash , all over haha . Also I didn't know what CCF was so on that I'm sorry ! Why is Chicago nowhere on that list Welp . Here's to a life time fear of deers Ichigo is now half bald . Man ... make a guy feel old , would you Is the money worth the irony There was a fight on / INFJ .. ? That's the one thing they don't tell you about inception . Generational loss ! No smalls She's dead you insensitive pri .. oh so your the infamous potato lover , I have a bone to pick with you , I bought a bag of roosters in tescos , and somebody table ノ ( Sorry . I'm taking that gold too Aren't you that guy from the Hi there , are you the Warlizard that posts All I'm seeing is * * * * * * * . There are new pickups . The consumables with question marks are Ed's way of showing there's new stuff , but he doesn't wanna spoil the appearance of it . Also there's a key that I don't recognize but it has no question mark ... Also the three white dots are probably covering up something special . I think . Idfk man Yeah , I keep looking at them as I drive by the dealership , but I just can't justify spending $ 1k a month on a car . I'll stick to my GTI for now , or at least until I buy my soul back from Sallie Mae . Only $ 70k left to go ! What do you mean .... You people . Aw shit fucking Reddit switcharoo If it's just temporary then don't worry . Otherwise do a sub crawl and then put it where the wife tells you . What's that fish supposed to be ? No offence ... but finally ... Are you telling me that you watched the entirety of naruto , OP ? Can't find Ren and Stimpy i like Meganekko Wonder who the pedo here is if you instantly thought of babby sex It's wonderful what a new manager will do , isn't it ? I just saw some pictures of their air component , looking just as ridiculous in modified Texan ABUs . You crack me up . Just wait until after i0n1c ' s 2015 iOS security training week is over and I bet sooner or later someone will use the information they paid to learn ( or " stole " if you ask him ) and release 8.4 . But shit dude who knows weather they will wit for 9 or not ? That's what I am wondering .. There will always be another jailbreak , just * which version * will it come on ? That's what she said ? There was a huge post over here calling this " shady " practice ( Well , if you must know , I'm currently breastfeeding , and thus don't need the " obvious feminine items . " I haven't needed them in my bag for the past 17 months . Do you buy it now ? What the fuck Am I the only one that is intrigued but can't read devagari ? You goddamn bastard . some of those are fusions tho India doesn't have toilet paper ? It ... it lists HTML as a programming language . Yeah , that's awful . And the recent apps switcher ... Thanks for sharing your dining recommendations , uh ... TastyBathwater . Ok , how much is your class fapping in the computer lab in order for all those " touching " rules to be implemented ? I forgot about man-bat until just now . Dropping 2k15 ' s sickest tunes So basically , your hand held device works fine as long as you don't touch it . nice ... He looks like a dumb asshole Woo hoo a place for my disasters . Thanks will repost to there if I can work how to report Why the hell would the goblet that Dumbledore made make water vanish ? My 1st daughter is 2 years and my newest model is 3 months , almost 4 . I still don't make it to the park every other day , but I also had my tubes tied just before young'n turned 3 months , and I've just now been loosely diagnosed with a peptic ulcer ( today Reusable plastic bags Says the person who eats at Dunkin ' Donuts . Every time I go there I tell myself I won't eat the whole sandwich . I always eat the whole sandwich . * checks flair * Youre not smoking bay area kush mang ... Sorry Found Waldo , but can't find Reddit We have the velcro tag system , although I can't remember ever really using it ... Actually that would be Staffs ' mister What the This is sad , to say the least . Just like when i look into your eyes Look at me , falling asleep is treason ? FOREVER AWAKE Just hit 30 minutes into boot up time , and still Windows XP is " applying your personal settings " . more like the Kree rock infiltrated ..... her .. I don't know why I fucking clicked that ! Yay I win ! ! ! ! ! ! Richard Lewis . What the fuck is this ? I think my high protein diet that I started in February has blocked my toilet .... Ugh I just had this with a guy , we got a long so well , same sense of humour , could talk to together for houuuurs , same playfulness , both freaky in the bedroom . But alas , it wasn't meant to be ... Just mention R . Lewis Are you saying its her genetics ? I heard rogue containment and deauth spamming is in now ... It was a camera shot of his face like I'm gonna eat like the rock . Some flexibility is going to keep me thin right ? Or Weaponsmith into Majordomo , swing , Golem and Elite into Ragnaros . For fucks sake , it says it was invented by * * gay men * * Picking on my members I see ... I posted this video a year ago . Thanks for the repost . Yesss . I can't wait for that moment . ┌ ( I've realized that programming is so unappealing to me in my normal life that I sure as fuck don't want to look at the world through this kind of lens . I'm unsubscribing to this sub now . time to ask the serious question , could you fap to this ? It's obvious to me that they just sunk the ship and killed the crew to perpetuate a hoax . Mom purse > rng box is the best archeum Wow , only one minute from post to Bill : Not necessarily Hang on I got you . Aren't you ಠ_ಠ of Look at me , that sounds fake Found it ! Loading times Im hopeful as long as they dont look like that * dont end up like ted ... * Why does my mouse point keep disappearing on Chrome with Windows 10 on my Surface Pro 3 ? I bet he doesn't even know Eric's best friends Philip J Fry and Stan either In the picture Why ? Why was my question about third-party pods downvoted to the bottom of the list ? Literally giving the Barons a goal . / u / PleaseRespectTables once gave a thumbs up gif to someone who replied to me with " ayy lmao ノ ( Because we can all read that OP ... They're early week , I thought that would be implied I've never seen shins like that . Sure , that may piss you off ( im quite mad and i think i lost som brain cells reading that I bet ! Sadly , no children here ... Unless my adult brother has been sticking it in his mouth Tj Berry . You don't live in Maryland do you ? Perhaps the lost wasn't the only secret hidden in rebirth .. The link to the example breaks alien blue .... Instacrash That's not how this works . That's not how any of this works . Has there been any answers on this ? I'm in the same boat . Had to resort to hooking up a laptop to the TV Pobre hombre lo acabaron I just realized His Gym is in Sacramento , I live in Sacramento , I need to go to this gym These are just the high waisted ones from American Apparel . My only problem is that they're SUPER short in the back . Other than that I really want to get some . Look at me ! People living in Telangana , you lucky buggers ( ┛ IRC or skype , I like irc better though . MH channel is very good , strongly recommending Haven't we jerked around this circle enough ? Did I just spent 20 min playing with cloth ? How the hell would it take you that long to correct the mistake ? Bă să - mi bag pula ! Pagina aia e plin ă de troli , sau care e treaba ? WTF ? ! And that's how I learned that I need a newer keyboard . Insert key got stuck Hey , maybe you can do research on it ! God knows the professors at my university tend to be much more concerned with that than actually teaching a damn class ( OP is looking for attention , probably wants people to notice his crappy mods Read that in arches voice Well , my screen has really low resolution . I see pantheon with blue eyes when I look your flair . Or should I say Thresh Or she was just at fucking home . * * What lighting ? Don't act like you don't know . Filtering past normal traffic is like , why I own a bicycle . Stop hipfiring Implying that SpaceEngine isn't already freaking awesome My name is Jacob and it said I would be Jayden today Can you imagine ... yuck . Actually , I don't wanna think about that . We have to go deeper Excuse me ? What hat are you wearing ? As long as the casuals don't screw it up . ^ ^ i ^ ^ noticed ^ ^ That's just what you want us to think ! They gave us one name change , and you used it ! * Rick * ( I like driving a manual way too much ... So I'm stuck without it . Peanut butter and jealous I already hated you for being a Mac Heathen , now I'm going to call for a full blown witch hunt that ends with you hanging from the gallows with your entrails swinging from your lifeless corpse , occasionally being nibbled on by a stray fleabitten dog . Sure ... Exactly ... ( ಠ_ಠ ... Just If only Susac hadn't been TOOTBLAN , the game would be tied RG with 9 trillion life ... Quite the city name you've got there . Great . Just when I had my upgrade budget for Waldo all set , / u / reize gives me more ideas . Yes , she is . Got 2 skill ups during the process . Maybe I should revert it back and uevo her once again . Yes . I see you jockin ' me . This Literally the most useless comment in all of reddit , congrazzles ! God this game gave me some serious Game 6 PTSD ... You were saying ? I hope everyone downvotes this comment . I still can't do basic bunny hops ... Tocmai a trimis la CCR ordonata cu bacsisul . Yo ... > hairs messed up something something Got the ol ' Metatron . Gonna pair up great with my Balthe--They're nemeses why would you want this ? the site double balled bitch .. the more sooner I want try find my soulmate the more time this its taking to load some other guy might my soulmate before me Is there anywhere I can get Cotton Crew clothes ? Like an outlet or a shop anywhere ? The only thing I found in SM Megamall Department Store was a small section , where I found the most amazing polo , but they didn't have my size which just killed me inside . Also anywhere I can get plus-sized clothing , because I swear , there is like nothing that fits my fat ass anywhere . Oh shit I read half life 3 had to read the title again a few times .. I need to play that again . The last time I did , I was stuck in a weird place where France wasn't happy about me trying to make Spain and add Portugal to it . Well , I'm judging you based on your username Oh for fucks sake is this guy trying to infiltrate PCMR or something with his heretical pro-console rhetoric Good ! Im sorry , i must have misunderstood the " Emperors Grace People like me ? You don't even know me , this was just a curious question I had late last night .. Jesus , in true reddit fashion though , pitch forks drawn ready to set some fire , keepin reddit friendly ... Brood HUD and Loading Screen I'm glad my shitty bear death amuses you so much I wish they would respond within a day for my hijacked account If only they would make some damn games with source 2 I'll allow it . Peacocks are endangered so * you're * not going anywhere That's not as OP could a ) be a twin , b ) have banged twins , and c ) have twin sons without any It's crazy . People are actually trying to claim its sexist / misogynistic uhh , call social services ? I just saw this episode for the first time this morning , and I silently BAWLED while my baby slept next to me , clinging on , and a snoring husband . Frack man ... frack Yeah but those guillotine blades got dull after a lot of uses ... Wasn't uncommon for a head to be partially decapitated I finished drawing the rat . then i checked stream for the other ... the rat gone These are the eyes you flash your buddy when you just messin ' , but he think you serious and you tryn'a tell him you messin ' without the third person realising Me . Fucking . Too . Kim Jong Kook eating chips Thats likely why they went extinct I was under the impression that he was reborn in the same world , was I wrong ? 3 games and counting I'm quite aware of that Ew , heck no . Are you mentally disabled ? The USPS is starving financially because nearly everyone uses email or text messages for communication . This has nothing to do with petty politics . Please check your nonsense at the door . I solo heal pugs all the time . I'm the only channeler I see doing it on Freeport though . Sorry for getting you caught up in the confusion and debate above . My fault for not fully reading the article you linked . How would you know cheating is exciting Ya but Birchbox still sends foundation that is medium even when your profile is set to fair . I emailed customer service to complain that they did not consider my profile settings and they said " We only sampled 2 shades and we sent you the lighter shade . " Even though there were 5 shades of the foundation , I have my profile set to fair and there were 2 lighter shades oh , well everything will be just fine then Cant tell if this is a shot at Baylor or UNT .. Imagine a giant cobra going at it with a dragon . Your username makes me slightly uncomfortable ... ... Thailand is * that * way . I just subbed Find out anything ? I'm not . This has to be a form of child abuse . Fruits Basket I would be so scared if I smoked there . Especially if I was alone For real . C'mon padre En ning ún momento propuse cambiar la duraci ón de los mandatos . As the father of three girls I can report that the old joke is true : when you have a son , you worry about one penis ; when you have a daughter , you worry about ALL the penises . You had one job ! ! Really ? Guess I didn't really think about that . I'm sorry I annoyed you all with my questions . Their truffle fries are so overdone with truffle oil , imho they're inedible . > Every pain medication except dilaudid 22 days old and I consider this a new link Wow dude . I'm not a racist . I said remembering math problems robotically but I didn't call them inhuman robots . Edwin vomited in the head of the dealer association's lap ? Does that mean that he threw up in Herb's lap ? God damn it . Your username . Yes , my ( parent's ) $ 1.2 mil house is now $ 1.5 mil One morning , I was running late for work , and when I got to my car , I realized I had locked my keys in there ; they were sitting smack in the middle of the driver's seat . I called AAA and they informed me that my membership had expired * * that day * * . And the date ? April Fools Day . I was not amused not a free upgrade service Someone was holding the camera ... Why did they lower it a bit when the truck hit ? Why were they not honking ? then it wouldn't be nuke anymore Don't worry , no one was asking . I gave myself the half lime . DAMMIT REDDIT I REALLY WANNA FRIEND AND UPVOTE / u / MattheJ 1 AGAIN ! Does this sound like Imagine Dragons ? What is this shit ? Fuck off reddit . Wanna criticize Hillary ? She voted to invade Iraq . That was a mistake . This ? This is fox level tripe . Deleted . Lol . This is the electoral season on reddit . Shills abound . Bullshit non issues . I am not a Hillary supporter but this pandering infotainment crap is worthless . Worthless . And to delete your identity furthers the evidence of a Koch problem . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ dood , youre talking poop man ? That's a pretty hardcore way to do syrup . Ugh . Better yet , why are they involved in any way with this person ? / r / GrandTheftAutoV Any true B & H fan has already seen that video Most ridiculous statement I've heard all week . PCIE flash storage is great but in no way does it " make up " for offering a model without a quad core . I had mine last week so I can relate to the excitement ! We did it man ! Although I'm scared for the future I still don't know what I'm doing Fucking where ? ! My face when reading the bolded words : I'm not sure if it still does , but I play mids and support usually . I actually got flamed for playing Luna mid Weird seeing you say that " Secretly shopping " The flag needs gray . You know what's disturbing ? The fact that Vahn might actually be reading this , and he'd be like ( Those app notifications would drive me insane * Get the fuck off the desks ! Modders on online made me become a helicopter REALITY TV SUCKS . So in other words these concerns are a minority opinion and will go ignored . I see u Since December and you're only lvl 30 ? So in other words those with these concerns are a minority and will go ignored . And are those balls ... deflated ? Classic Irish Night Pub I've noticed them the entire time . No way I could avoid them it was inevitable . Seriously ? ... Go back in time and study properly . I bet you're real fun at parties Young black males really are out to harm me ! ? Of course they were banned ... ... and here we thought Michael Vick was bad Upgrade your computer You shot a nun . Well how could I know that I'm sorry , I didn't get that . Ouch that's rough . Just watched it on mlb.com . You can hear the Braves catcher shout " goddamnit " when he realises it's a base hit . There's probably a lot of dog shit in there . Not even a week and the soundtrack's out ... Meanwhile , I'm still trying to find the Mystic Manor soundtrack . Beau-fucking-tiful post there sir . I rate this post 8/ 8 m8 . Remember ..... No h8 . I had to read your comment twice because I started thinking about something else . I know where that first photo is from and I am not proud You can keep things other than coins in a coin purse . I made a post exactly like this , even with the same case , like 2 weeks ago and only got 10 upvotes If there weren't so many people in this comments section angry that Super Affection lost , I would have 100 % lost all my faith in / r / anime * looks towards her in confusion * ( " feminists have been fighting to have male rape taken seriously for decades " . Unless they owe ME money , that is ... That ending ... i need an adult ( I know it's bullshit too in my opinion . Hunters are the only class that doesn't do elemental damage with their melee abilities It wasn't a request Reek Well make do ! Ok ... I guess I'll buy a shark card ... Well fuck , it sounded a lot higher pitched than an SR , but it looked like S14 Interior . That threw me off I thought he started peeing at the end ( Surprising to me that this is even a big deal or a part of some kind of rules . But I guess in the age of lawsuit happy people in America , they have to cover their bases to avoid anyone frಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You need to fence in the entire yard with that design . * Can't let foreigners peek in but the way they focused on bronn getting cut by the spear .. and we know oberyn poisoned his spears . it seems to me like he's a goner . also as a paraplegic I can say that I'm not a huge fan of your username ... Despite everything wrong with that Civic all my eye keeps going to is the Civic badge being in the wrong spot who is that white haired samurai dude in the back 20-30 m but what does take some time is deal with Bale i think .. Don't be fooled , this is also what it's like in diamond 3 I actually did get a " Gravity is just a theory " once ... From an otherwise non-crazy biology teacher . So , I clicked into this link without checking which subreddit it was from . I am slightly relieved it wasn't something horrible , but also disappointed at myself for clicking without thinking ... I'm dumb Why GabeN of all things ? What were they thinking ? And the fact that subsection 2a exists , implying that they expected that people marry before they turn 18 . I read that and looked at your flair and saw the Chevys Fnatic.HoN . Never forget Dat ass ... ( Three weeks ' til my birthday ? Wat . When did this happen , that's now how time works . Are you sure this Munlanding wasn't staged ? That looks like a cardboard backdrop ... You work for 12.5 hours a day ? We use iPads in my classes . I opened this in safari because it was somewhat laggy in Alien Blue , just as the teacher hushed the class . The plane crashed , and my iPad proceeded to shout ALLAHU AKBAR to the silent classroom . Real helicopter pilot here ... You'd be dead . They absolutely don't level themselves never mind the altitude . And for the sake of clarity , the md500 as portrayed here appears to have a fully articulated if not solid rotor head ( fully articulated irl ) so given proper altitude an engine restart and flying away is technically possible , however you'll have to find another pilot to try that for you Relevant flair Haha I say rip all the time whenever my friends fail at something or the like , and they always give me the They're never that obvious . For all we know it could be Brienne Dang it I agreed with you ... I'll take the Middle one God sex dreams can be sexy or confusing as fuck . I had one the other day about a fictional character and when it was over she just turned to me and said " You know this isn't real ? " I woke up with a look of disapproval No sleep is what its all about ! I know what you meant Ryan Whitney : " I am glad that I came in the KHL " After using heroin just use herooff ! reverses the effects . Been living here 6 years . Area has 6 corners , people have been calling it that . Sure there's Portage Park , we get it . People refer to them both as 6 corners , what's the big deal I hate Riven O que realmente me surpreende é que tem muita gente que come nesses lugares It knows it shouldn't be going anywhere ... What happens if a superqueen rises ? I saw him get cut and thought " thank god it's not a fatal wound " forgot about poison Wtf Nancy Um ... who took the photo ? actually that's not a weakness , that's a threat . those nerds can't even do SWOT right You shitlord at least tag your spoilers ... so triggered right now . So I've imported my old save files with lot of armor sets and weapons in my inventory raven ( w1 ) and a bunch from w2 ( Kin slayer etc ) . I'm at the tree right after we whack some rotfiends with Vesimir ( start of the game ) , checking my inventory for imported goodies and .... There is nothing Not sure i can trust " Grossgreg " what kind of " tasks " did you do for him ? I very stupidly just edged over my cryptarch rank which I've been avoiding all week ( This is gonna be a first world problem vent , but I don't care . Today hubs and I put in an offer on an awesome , almost too good to be true , townhouse . This would have been our first house that we were buying . Even though we had the highest bid , the seller wanted someone who didn't have the financing condition They're lying Yeah thanks Yep . The coo I heard on npr today said they tried for two months to get management to shut the shit down . Is it true that in Texas an establishment like this one selling alcohol lets people open carry weapons ? ? Am I the only one who thinks that the Warcraft time has come and gone ? Five years ago I would have been excited , now I really don't care anymore . Thanks Atf . I feel safer by the minute .. All those unregistered salt weapons off the street . the fuck Beautiful . Mine is processing . Germany , Finland , etc , etc must not have lawns . 0.9 g per * cup * I only dance All I have to say to you is ... * * V * * I've been afraid of bees all my life , but after coming into this thread , I kind of really want to try beekeeping Must've been painted by illegal day-laborers I just erased my entire post on mobile , dammit . I promise I made a really good and long first impression . This isn't / r / nottheonion ? Oh ok I'm with you buddy How come I can never get any fodder Priests for my Chloe ? I had to use another Chloe for a skill up that went to her attack ! ... * Northern * Irish Maybe it was a joke ? * doing * a fan ? ( ... Over * what ? * Well over 1,000 hours underwater . Never seen one . So yea . Lucky you . I haven't seen E . T . listed yet ... god have mercy on my throat and butt hole . I ... what ... * Hey , you said she was still alive . * Well then the raspberry ketones will counteract it ! Oh hey , my partner has the same case ! Too bad he put it in between the desk and the wall so he can't hang his headphones there Yeah . Your friend's Facebook wall ; publicly on the internet on an international website that millions visit . Sure . I'd say that's roughly the same thing and doesn't constitute a violation of privacy in any way . I ran it for 30 + hours . No drop . I got the crux to drop . FML I really enjoy the episode discussions , thank you for posting them ! If anyone else agrees , I think maybe three episodes a week either spread out or a mega thread would be better just because at roughly 22 episodes a season , 2 episodes a week , each season plus a recap will take about 3 months . ITT : Some ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) and some ( It was reduced , I agree with you , but I still think the fact that she has to register as a sex offender is pretty good ... Justice system in Seattle for ya ... I watch Sourcefed too .... Still no Ally bank . I just realized you've commented on my story and we've have had a discussion before . Didn't realize you are also one of the horse fuckers on the plounge The best part is when the salesman tried to tell me all about the " upgrades " the previous owner did to it and that's why the price was so high ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( i definitely misread it at first , and as a gator alumna was all So are you though > At some point they talk about muslim niqab how it's taking off in england , she said she asked about it to english journalist friends ( most likely BBC or Guardian ) , and they replied that it's a problem , but they can't talk about it because it's a right wing topic ... she was like The title OP Click bait ... You dick RIP in pizza mobile users What about people with slark flair I wish that the ALS folks I was with for clinical studies had let me do more . Yeah , I know I was a wet behind the ears almost-basic-EMT , but I'm not going to learn any other way . So , that must mean that during winter all of the snow is actually .. Exactly danteslaststep .... " Why you slap " ? ? ? ? Yeeeah . Whenever people say I look like my dad ... [ META ] Maybe a dual sport reddit may be better suited . Your answers here will be decidedly one sided I think Sitting on them ? ! You don't sit on a baby ! This wouldn't have happened if the Library of Alexandria wasn't burnt down And I'm sitting here trying to post quality OC with my screenshot / wallpaper series in hopes to collect sweet karma when I actually could just spam shitposts instead . So you don't have a single computer at your company that isn't at least three years old ? She got the lucky genes , ok ? I've heard this story before Should've been 4 . a simple Inferno doesn't have a cat What if I told you I covered all the green in 12 clicks ( Dad ... joke ? Thank you for the suggestions ! ( Although I despise Marvel It's " stay or go " . Get it right . Sometimes " staying or going " as well . SMFH This is hilarious . Kudos to whomever made that sign . Social Services is where they get the " money " they spend at Walmart . I'm sure we've all seen people at that dress disgracefully and make us cringe to look at . I've seen things that scarred me . Things kids shouldn't see . Why should they be any more classy applying for food stamps ? Again , Why do you guys chose to eat and browse / r / WTF I'm dead still when playing NFS and my concentration is literally " Asian level " . Everyone else seems to sway with the controller . I'm just like " what the hell are you trying to do " ( if I was a client , i'm pretty sure i would ... but as a random joe soap looking at their offerings , it just makes me Yay , nothing like hitler apologia to start the day . / s . Oh gosh that channel Sports need fewer referees and more lethal elbows . I thought the object of the game was to * win * ? Nice painting job ! Just hope your cat doesn't try to destroy the head They are Nathan's . Also , Smart Dogs for the wife That ... is absolutely disgusting . Wha ... I don't even know where to start ... That is not at all how he gets his sound . Am I the only one to see nudist park ? You monster What in the fuck Nice try , Mr . Cruz but we see what you're up to * Reads article * oh , That's nice * reads op's username * That's not a grilled cheese it's a melt Hit detection still off I've been there before , was great . Did you get any of the .... cocktails ? do you think sprays are randomized ? Nah man , you gotta steal Warlizard's thunder and just reply to every comment with How MUCH do you love dogs ? I'm just coming up to 4 months PP , and bending over to just wash my face even hurts my back in a matter of minutes " You're not worthy of my trust . " nothing ! can you pick up coffee mugs with them and ... other stuff ? Well , that story took a left turn somewhere , I can't place where though . I thought this was gonna be a nice in game race then I saw it was a twitter spam contest . No thanks Are you really telling them to taper off of benzos and then use * ketamine * instead ? I'm so glad we have you around to tell us what we think and how we feel . Goodness we'd be so lost without your guidance . Depends . My hairdressers keep insisting I don't ' need ' trimming shears done on my hair . I know my hair , and it pisses me off . Another recent one was I wanted bangs and she said I shouldn't . For the love of fuck people ! If you talk me out of what I came to get done , you lose a HUGE chunk of your tip plus my future business Wow ... That is something . That's not why I'm afraid to use public bathrooms I don't get it . ( Wow ... I want to believe he was mentally ill . If so , I feel bad for him . If not tho ... Just wow . Don't you dare come into my happy naked party and clothe me with your realism ! ! ! ( ง I don't even wanna know Ricki's excuse for letting Mortica carry all of them Bean I blame autocorrect ? ... and not just any kind of Windows . Fucking * * Vista * * Are you serious ? Yeah well ... My white bread was buttered . ( I especially love how the " makeup " is sitting next to her as if to prove " NO FORREAL THOUGH IT'S NOT PHOTOSHOPPED I SWEAR " but it's a lip gloss or blush type palette without * any * capability of creating the effect And here I am E - 4 at 7yrs today something something , Israel's the best . Yeah whenever I stop playing a game now I absolutely have to dashboard and quit game . It's just habit now You're upset that didn't explode so near the time he was still in the car ? I'm in the same situation . I wouldn't camp out as I'm pretty sure most UPS trucks don't go to commercial accounts on national holidays . I really hope we wake up to an early morning charge for the watch which would likely mean a Friday delivery . If not I'm screwed till Tuesday .... Oh right I was blessed with Jury Duty on Tuesday ! ! ! If the watch doesn't ship tomorrow I'll likely get my delivery confirmation while I'm stuck in court Probably around the time Bendis explains how 1610 Peter Parker came back from the dead and what 616 Miles Morales ' story is . Seriously . Do they not have , like , a job to do ? ヽ ( What was the second one again ? It is too cold there to do anything else . OK , well if you're not going to believe the EA , then I guess your mind is made up . Cada que en mi trabajo tenemos q usar dropbox o iCloud o Google docs es un desmadre casi nadie sabe usarlos , es incre íble como se bloquean 😒 Yea . It's the icon pack that comes with a theme called Era by Cocco 28 . He's one oF the few themers , that didn't jump on the " FLAT " bandwagon . And still designs according to what he likes . Not what Apple tells him to like ... I know I hate when people enjoy music together . Did you really need to have an image with a cat for this ? Even worse : the box is dimensioned such that you are bent completely over , as if touching your toes , but no room to stand up . not as bad as my first three osu videos I want a steering wheel that can both be used on PC and Xbox one ! I could probably build the frame and add a seat . But I can't seem to find that perfect steering wheel . Yep . It's a minor inconvenience though if you consider the fact that it plays nice with so many lockscreen tweaks . I'm willing to deal with it , in case it remains this way . I don't trust a lawyer with a grammatically incorrect username Oh for the love of the game , Kemp Don't ever call it a " vaginal crease " ever again you sick son if a bitch . Ugh . I had a tenant back out of his contract less than 1 month into a 6 month lease . I gave him half his deposit back which I thought was more than generous given the circumstances . He sued me for the other half , and then asked me on a date . On the other hand , Sasuke ... They keep adding more and more transistors AND making the cores smaller ? You can't have both Gave it another shot yesterday . Accepted a random heist invite , sat there for 10 minutes ( okay , browsed reddit ) waiting on a fourth . As soon as the fourth guy fully joined , " Host Left " . ლ ( Then what's the point in needing to add water to bleach over using a spray bottle . ( Who the fuck buys a rear diffuser for a Prius ? No clothes It sounds like you climaxed a couple of times . But this just begs the question : did Bill know that Mabel wasn't going to press the button , resulting to the Author coming back ? Because he might have planned every detail from the beginning , in Dreamscaperers , but it still boils down to Mabel's decision to press the button . If she had pressed it , the Author might not have come back . Vitor probably had someone sticking needles in him too Here he is : Getting lagspikes at the best moment / worst moment - no . ( Metal can fix all your flaws Shitassfuck ! Clicked the link before reading your comment . But we know more about Autism now How do you know how his dad's shower operates Every post in that sub is from the same person ... I can assure you they probably noticed ... ( Care to explain those other bizarre videos in your channel ? Wait yikes - RAIDS Online ... god damn it looks like there's 5 crimes for every . 25 miles worth of street in Tampa Also those who say that they can't see the sidebar when on mobile . Um , web browser ( En efecto la castraci ón del Artista Antes Conocido como IFE empez ó por los berrinches del Peje . Por eso le dice uno a la gente que hay que pensar quien va a tener el poder despu és y qué uso le vaya a dar a las reformas de gobiernos anteriores . When I'm travelling , I use a hair dryer to dry my balls and my feet . I also use it to dry my hair , but still . Good lord It looks cooler but that noise Thanks that I am not the only one who would walk away from such situations . Apparently it's a " cake tin " They're chewable apparently ! Most of my online profile pictures are Gaben . ( I'm a gonna miss you . You've mistaken a gtr for a pt cruiser ..... how dare you That golden shower firework Fucking better be ! As a former granary mechanic , I soooooo wish we had these on the equipment ; soooooooo much grease needing to be wiped off on Mondays That's when all the uneducated swine that think brawl is the best come and flood the subreddit I think you just enjoy arguing I'm going into college with a face ton of acne because nothing I try ever seems to make even the slightest difference . I want to try Roaccutane , but I think I remember it being a prescription thing , and I doubt many dermatologists would be willing to lose a client to an easy one-time fix . God damn it . Link removed . Thought that was the joke You know which one . Am also confused what the hell ( You rubbed him a pair of testicles . The North Korean website is blocked in South Korea . Hey . Aren't you the guy from the Oh look , / u / Give_Me_the_gold is back .... It's early in the morning and she's eating crunched up Oreos in milk with ice cream on top . What a nutritional breakfast . And the most important thing I learned from this video was how to use Everytime one of these power VCs gets enthralled by bitcoin I giggle .. Twitter / Tumblr / Foursquare / Zynga / Kickstarter , Etsy , Coinbase , DuckDuckGo , Duolingo , MongoDB , Flurry ... meh , What does he know .. ლ ( I'm actually not allowed to say this in my house anymore because I've used and abused it at every opportunity Why didn't I think of this in high school You don't really need to do any of that to understand the joke . ( Sounds like Slenderman . Oh man this is so annoying . I clicked bookmark a while back and was just like I know this but keep forgetting Because that rendering has a clock as 50 % of the screen and is titled " Casio watch app " and has a wristwatch in the background . Do you know what's the hardest part about split skating ? Telling your Dad that you're gay I'd never done the Omega DLC on insanity as a Vanguard . That last battle ... Everyone on reddit is a 25 year old white Mab unless otherwise stated , how did you know she is female Could you explain what Drop Bears are please ? Hey what're those crosshair lookin things doin there ( ☞ Women are real ? What internet history ..... ? A couple of days late but , I have hypermobility , and have managed to dislocate my thumb . I am not sure how , but I did Ok that would have said sort not support . GD autocorrect . That's what all the normies say . The real ones I trust That's funny ... I just got my 5th and 6th purple one ... * * from my fifth run * * . e - 7th and 8th from 7th run ... At this rate I'll have more purple lobsters than JP characters that need them . Correct ! I got those guys in Prague a few seasons back . I don't mind von Stark as much as I wish Donald Driver wasn't the tiniest one , inside of Greg Jennings It was a sub goal . I'm personally thinking titiotus and that you're in California , but here we are ... waiting ... patiently ... They told us to make waves in capstone . If I get desperate and bored enough I might just do this .. I don't wanna talk about it . ( And the Google home page has no doodles on it today ... > Yeah , lying is a GREAT idea ... Don't talk about your mother like that . That's cute , ugh not as bad as the guy who went to show his buddy his god tier handi / atk up OOO charm and timed out and lost it Zooming in ... There's a pocket of fat trying to escape on the inside of her knee Why so many bright colors ? ! I am blinded ! Too bad a GeForce 550Ti can't run this . They dry it ... are we seriously discussing about cocks ? What the fuck all your binds are EXACTLY the same as mine What's the deal with Asian massage parlors ? Are those the happy ending places ? Or pull out in front of you because they didn't even stop at the stop sign , then immediately turn off at the next road . I'd have a much harder time coming up with something I * don't * admire for you . Stay awesome , boy . Or else . * * This information is 100 % inaccurate . Jesus Christ He's not . Das Celt ist nicht Deutche , JUDE UNTERMENSCH ! ravage my ass .... They have a mother ... I'm looking for a lab job , but I can't get one because I have no paid lab experience . Whaaaa ? I'm a microbiology student , I'll be your lab slave for a dollar an hour just so it's " paid , " but noooooooo . What kind of steak was it ? OP is a cunt for not making the video available in other countries then the US The oldest son has it too . * * * What are you doing to my tits human ? * * * * * Double handful while doggy styling , and of course sucking them every time I can ಠ_ಠ I had finally got that image out of my head But it's Friday . Don't know if I can , but it'd be fun trying ಠ_ಠ I stopped studying chinese before psle and i could read everything except that word before " shi 2 " and figure out the meaning of the idiom ... Because someone made / r / kile 8998 Thank you for proving my point Those bastards IT'S ALREADY ILLEGAL Good lord ... ... what just happened I just don't get it Hypothetically ? Really ... My girlfriend's take on this is that she must be a heavier sleeper . ... said the creepy guy on the plane taking pictures of womens ' feet I would say your both right . The Dude abides * * TOO MUCH ! * * Button fuel can't melt steel beams .... just Cassandra beams I'm living this as about 20 minutes ago . When your computer's so old , that you don't know how to take a screenshot ... I was not prepared for this . ( The former Soviet Union – Poland Tumblr ( meh ) and spam ( > The main cause of the Season 5 viewer drop off is the fact that Discovery Family has not been advertising MLP on a weekly basis effectively . Instead of showing new episode content on tv to get people excited for the next episode they've been showing the same preview that was for the first episode of Season 5 . " New episode of MLP This saturday ... with some old clips from an episode you've already seen ... " I've been waiting for years to admit that I hooked up with the red head on banshee . Sorry for having to tell you , it's my only claim to fame I went to the hospital once and the doctor was wearing one Mispelling other people's names We meet again Third time I found you in / r / tifu I'm an old grandma ... not looking for girls . FYI : this is a guy's nip Cousins are fair game in Japan Opted out of like the second test months back , seems they removed me entirely Yeah , fuck 116,400 people . Hey ! / u / karmanaut ! We've got a guy spamming " Because you know , there's no way you can use a flying mount right now or anything . I've never knew an ass could shake like that I'm ... I'm actually impressed Just have Good job Darla . Sure , but can they shoot lasers and blow shit up ? I thought not don't you t ( Edward Intestinal Hands . Ew Seems like you tried to load a picture of your mom .... I had ... never considered this . Well I don't have time to msg the mods about something so trivial but for the record it's complete BS it IS related to ED and if they would have read the thread they would have known that ....... I already am . * looks at username * [ ] ( / sexiestemote " U WILL GIGGLE ! Damn ! ! ! That was hot ! ! ಠ_ಠ " I sit in my room , I'm triggered . I get in my car , I'm triggered " . He killed Akira Kurosawa ? " Conspiracies are not the place for r / conspiracy " I love the rig but I'm a tad confused . That's a dome-less titanium nail , why do you have a glass dome ? Thanks for another helpful tip jar jar binks They couldn't help it , they slowly gravitated towards each other . Did you unleash your beastly urges on the wrong one ? Well shit ... I don't even know what to do with my life anymore Rondo of Swords . I still haven't beaten the tutorial missions . Mill Rogue Gang Up I think it depends on your personality and the level of the issues you have to deal with . In general , I never got over it . I do go through periods of time where I'll forget about all the crap that happens , once I see my inlaws than it all comes right back to me . The aggravation has been fully reset and reminded . Boba Fett you filthy casual . I think it was a font called droid or android . I stopped using it because these kinda thing ( This is amazing . All of my friends just started playing Smite , and this guide will help us all work better as a team and understand our roles . I really liked how you included the builds tha you can do . Maybe examples of common gods that are very good currently should be included , but otherwise this is the best guide I have seen . THE SUSPENSE OF WHO WILL WIN IS KILLING ME Came here looking for ladyboys . Such a waste of a good username ... Well , the showrunners didn't give him much to work with ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( For one of my Vesta Dynastys I didn't even get a mote . Just weapon parts The only thing that matters to me is how they do the * * * end * * * of the race . I hope they actually decide to air the final laps this year . Just like LSH ! Some people just have too much Doge . I have + 2500 € computer , + 180 steam games and just bought The Witcher 3 , yet here I am clicking circles 3-5 hours every day . Next week my summer vacation starts and my playtime will most likely get doubled . This game is beyond addicting I read that in a Bugs Bunny voice . Goodbye childhood . ლ ( I was going to say nexus 6 is easy to hide that you have rooted . None of that fucky boot loader business . Not an actual article . But a link to an article . Spam I'm pretty sure that's not a Fender . Truth is , I've never tried it but the thought of it freaks me out ! So it begins ... now give me Jiji , GSC . Charge your paddles ! No you're not . You cross that state boundary and your ass is back in jail But that gives it character Hahaha , goed hoor met jou dan ? Are you actually dutch or are you fucking with me with google translate ? So bats flying around and possibly hurting people is a common occurance ? Not sure if serious ... Casey McGehee - DFA'd about 2 hours ago . FRIAS 9 earn runs , WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ! ? it's almost like you want to see it happen ( You misspelled " hole " Very smooth . I made a bottle of Harvest Berry on Friday , both 3mg 80/20 . One with nude nicotine & one with the vaperstek and VT's is incredibly smooth , whereas nude nic's is a bit throaty . Nude's is still vapeable , but it's not as smooth as it was over the last year and 1/2 or so that I've been using it . Not going to bother telling Jake .. will probably just get told we didn't shake it enough Exactly what happened to me after I missed the first three launches . I was so frustrated . If I may lower my Bortles for a moment for an actual opinion : ノ ( Here ya go bud , have a pity Do you eff your mother with THAT mouth ? They don't give me honey I had a guy at work tell me he used to go to hockey games back when Gordie Howe played on the Blackhawks . I gave him a big Wow ... Dress well ... god forbid I give a shit about the image I present to the world N-not sure if want . . . Damn right I thought it would be a 1 or 2 day thing but nope , still getting countless replies referring to Kile How the fuck do you that ? I thought Madoka Magica [ ] ( / s " was a Slice of Life about Middle Schoolers who get Magical powers and have School hijinks . " ) ( There's a butcher , ham leg , and meat selection joke in here somewhere ... True , I smell something fishy Why the fuck is it blue ? The inner struggles of a misandrist are incredibly freudian . You can wear them with all kinds of socks man ;) just don't ever wear them without socks your . The only problem I see is that it is no longer your jam . Nobody saw it before ? ಠ_ಠ I see what you did there ... Umm , yeah ... you better not have a son sis Wasn't theirs over before it even started ! Haha is actually a pretty nice trail ride or run . Just have to watch out for the drop bears I think the dog is trying to tell you that XBONE isnt the most graphically pleasing way to play the game How'd did you get that hair ? Shit man , you could've just said Fakku like the rest of us I fucking stared at this for so long , waiting for something to happen ... I think if this way of approval sustains , this sub's law count will blow up quickly ... It's like telling someone who plays the guitar that they aren't ' real ' musicians . Because ' real ' musicians play the violin . The constant flossing Good thing I hate money .... Why do you think that's funny ? I read " feces " at first And again , if you use a tablet , you will see a chick showing her Vagina I can tell . not gore , but what the fuck My room .. oh man The adventurer is the boomeranger . What the fuck ? Meanwhile I can't get a Space Shuttle to orbit using everything I got You do realize that you can take BC everyday like clockwork and still have an unwanted pregnancy ? Wrong kile Happens with all applications . The developer isn't responding or helping at all . Which is ridiculous . I should be able to use something I paid for . The dev should help his customers is that a euphemism ? ( Are you sure you're not an investigator ? What the FUCK happened to this comment section ? I mean , every comment is the same So what are you saying ? How do you people do this This demon child wanted my penis really bad ... I heard thats how they suck your soul A shitty view to be honest . Being a cheater I could live with ... but being purple ? Damn my sensitive teeth You mean like the human body ? You are absolutely correct . There have been instances where / u / kicker 774 has started acting erratically and mis-used his moderation powers to the point where he had to be suspended from the mod team . It looks like he is having another one of those days River Legacy Park is haunted ? ! Ouch , what a way to ruin a wonderful joke ... " Cut belly fat with this simple detox ! " I was told to stop running because I'll prematurely use-up my lifetime allotment of heartbeats . I might pick her up like I'm a pooper scooper . A gallon of cheese puffs ! OMG ! That is just ..... What the FUCK happened to this comment section ? I mean , every comment is the same That's the second highest post on this sub . All our faces right now , Yeah same with Nazeebo's zombies . Rarely ever see anyone remember or know that they can turn it off . I've seen Nazeebo's stand inside the full duration of their own circle I'm almost certain snakes are being vigorously sat on all around the globe right now My biggest pet peeve has become people that won't allow water any where . My one gym teacher will have us effectively sprinting laps to keep up with the time she gives us , in 90 degrees , and then have an issue with water being brought out and won't bend to any pleas because " if you're thirsty now you're dehydrated because you didn't drink enough yesterday " and apparently therefore that means we can't alleviate the thirst now this kind of shit is one of the reason anime tends to be hated . I knew before I even opened up your OP.GG I'd need to tell you UPGRADE YOUR TRINKETS ლ ( You are my brother in arms . .... Or , are you an agent of Nod ? - - ^ ( Older than death squared * They're not open ? Burn ' em down ! * guillotine , my dad loved that one What happened here ? The finger or the nail ? Dear God please no . GIF bookmarked ! For ... purposes . I literally had a girl sit in my lap at multiple occasions ... I just realised like a month ago I don't speak " chav " For fucks sake , " deez nuts " peaked in 1993 ..... because that's ... how you get .... down votes ? That's surprising because it seems like everyone on / r / witcher are all on PC . I feel like the odd one out being on PS4 * Swooping season ... * And actually leave it stickied for the week Are you implying that you want to concentrate people together If someone scratched my screen id be pissed ..... I guess he got his .... karma And not all of them even human . You didn't fix it . ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ ( The advent refers to the second coming of Christ , the Volunteer ' died ' for us at the end of x-com so if they come back Advent could refer to them . But that would mean the volunteer is the bad guy of this one . Yeah , I know all about the procedure ; the doctor was kind enough to explain * * BUT NOT BEFORE HE PRACTICALLY JAMMED HIS PEN INTO MY EYE AND I ALMOST KICKED HIM IN THE GROIN REFLEXIVELY I don't understand how this is proof . That user name / r / globaloffensive is leaking Lol wow , that did the trick . Thanks ! What a toxic summoning ticket Wo , you proved someone wrong . Time to downvote me 10 times . Only against righties ? He's a switch hitter . Your videos annoy me with how shitty you are at the game . Just saying Such a awesome design ! , now i fell in love with Lilith while she's at it , Roose for her brother as well . The bastard .. Are ... are we not gonna mention that laugh ? I'm so hipster this joke apparently is lost to me ... your a moderator of like 100 fetish subs What a cute old lady .... That seems to delete the files but when I open the music app back up the tracks are still listed . What crimes have you committed that she searches for you ? / u / Warlizard really rides that gravy train , every time I see his emoticon , .... That sounds ... Dude think about this . Your opiate addiction could have affected your brain enough to make you think you want to opt-out when really you don't . How shitty would that be to kill yourself because you were out of it and if you hold on for maybe just a few hours / days / etc . you would be thinking " Glad I didn't kill myself " . Try the suicide hotline 2-3 times at least . You won't get to read about our nonsense if you die Private inventory ? True . I use :-) and :D and :-/ and :-( and Is it you ? The signature is just going to be a drawing of Realizing it already appeared on spotify a dozen hours earlier ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ [ ] ( / s " No the phone can feel if you press hard or soft * two aspects ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) . But seriously chill out before you ruin it for everybody But it's cool , they were planning to have a baby specifically to avoid immigration paperwork and get maternity leave paid for by actual citizens . This made me sad . You're getting the boot I don't think many people in Australia know about samples , or at least they aren't expected . The only ones who really ask are the ones who ask for a lot without buying anything ... But the I'd just stick to using my check card or switch banks . I don't have time to play footsies with the ATM . The original wasn't some masterpiece , but was great for its time . I'll give this one a shot , too . I agree with everyone thoughts on the actors . They just don't stand out from anyone else in the cast . No personality . Zach Efron as Bhodi and Justin Long as Utah ... Eh ? Eh ? No ? I'm above you / u / Mirukuti I c u , that end of the weekly player discussion voting " response received " screen . CORRECT MY GOOD SIR ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ He says earth . yeah , because the very first thing we want skynet to do after we figure it out is teaching it nuclear war and planet domination The shoes .... I , too , occasionally forget to shave for a few days — where's the mustache ? Must've been done by a house-flipper ! What about professional game developers ... That's more wins than Walker . My first thought was " What's that little ship on the far right ? " . Then I realized it was an Idris I'll give you an upvote , screw the person who down votes success For the deaf . ' ' Did everyone on the plane die ? ' ' ( That was a comment in the article That is just ... Can't tell if this is serious or not Right ? Like what the fuck yokels ! ? Don't die holding onto your words . Oh , gosh that's awkward . Personally , I would probably just keep going at the time that suits me ( that's what I'm there for anyway ) but ... collect snow in areas that have heavy snow fall . then purify said water . my idea is to make a massive snow cleaning service that cleans snow daily and takes that water and give / sell it to countries that desperately need water . yes i live in california I stopped watching when i saw the stream dude pause Souls of Mischief 93 ' til and search for a youtube taylor swift song . This is why mahvel is dead var ಠ_ಠ = " Fug , I've been saying " as-des " this whole time Why ? You're asking the question and then answering yourself in a reply ? Kewl Sempre achei que o Naldo se chamava Naldo for real There are people that find this appealing . Wtf ... Freudian slip Google it . Because aeronautical engineers aren't big on science ? What if it was one of the guys from FIFA ? There is a bunch of really cool assets on Manaan that never got converted to decorations .. I'd love to see them ! My favourites that aren't actually decos are the paned fountains , the horizontal cryogenic tanks and the holoterminals that project what I can only assume is the molecular structure of kolto . I also didn't realise to making this guide that the ' Selkath Kolto Tank ' deco doesn't have any liquid in it You bastard Which end of the snake came out which end of the dog I'm going to imply that he is an asshole . How ... How do you assemble a pitchfork ? No , something something numbers . Actually it's a mobile feature too . 40 minutes .. Still not a thing . This happened with my best friend from high school . Then she started ditching me when we * did * make plans The kicker though ? She then innocently claimed how " people just drift apart " > A big WTF to St . Andrews Park , I went to the jetties and guess who of all people had managed to plant all their weight ( 300 lbs ) on a SEA URCHIN ? Yep , no freaking warning signs saying " watch out for these assholes " . We had to leave 30 minutes to entering the place because the park ranger said you should go to a hospital My flair is the square They should create a " launcher " version of this . Why ? So users can create an IFTT ( or other recipe function ) so that when you hook up your phone using an MHL cable it launches the launcher ( NO . Not at all , very disappointing . World Series of Soccer XLIXV ' Burn ' is kind of wrong in this context as a reply to your comment ( My game crashed when I stared into a medics face have I mentioned this before ? That 12 Ave is fucked now ? Fuck bike lanes ? Have I ? Can't remememmemmeeeeber . And I judged Why don't you ship free to Canada ? Steam first , moon second . <3 #spreadthelove Phunny , very fucking phunny . Looks more like he's plotting a tourist's demise . Never understood why the configurator tool won't let you lock to standard apps such as photo booth That's not how you make an electric guitar What ? OP has offered hope , vitality , wonder , mystery , love for all creatures-it's up to you to seize it ! Damn it man OP can take our lives but he can't take our * freedom * - - to be whoever we want to be on the Internet , making up wild claims for worthless currency and points that don't do anything . Actually OP just take our lives and get it over with " Those liberty loving assholes " Haha Piggy trying to give invites to private affairs ... what kinda affair we talkin about here ? Where in the world can't you leave things unattended while visiting the toilet ? Remaining one is in place . Yup , got a prosthetic , you can't tell which is which unless you touch them . Not sure if srs or just trolling after my last comment Frog . Fraud . Frog . Fraud . Did you really ruin the chain just to reference that ... Perry taught Milbury how to pronounce Hjalmarsson . No because she enjoys reading Hemingway and has a lumberjack beard , you prick . It's called PUNCTUATION , bitch ! Learn how to use it ! Moron . The Captain VIP target is level 36 . Hanky Panky here in Columbus OH . Fuck that Peach Hey I play most of those games you should send me a friend request . I used to volunteer at a reptile store , and got bitten a handful of times by baby hatchling snakes , and you can't even really feel it at all . You just kind of see blood on your hand and realize what happened . What are you going to do with that butt Is this what it would look like if you were falling down a strand of DNA directly in the middle ? I would laugh except that I've heard people saying damn near the same thing . About a DUI . It's in your best interest to stay a full time employee . At least at work you're doing something productive . Don't give that up so you can stay at home more . That will probably worsen your depression . Fight what you're going through ... Don't give up by taking the easy way out . Was it all a conspiracy ? Did you write the note and stick it in the book to see of anyone from reddit would decide to show up and give you money ? It looks like the winner was actually the bully . Chewing their fingernails or cuticles . Do they even know where their hands have been ? You shut your filthy mouth ! And then go read the damn manga ! ! So uh ... you meant the actual Lexi Belle then You know you've messed up when Shera's SBB doesn't register at the one hit that it takes for Maxwell to be passed her HP threshold and she does her ultimate attack . My mom will do that when I'm home from college she's nosy . Or maybe it was illuminati I remember last year's post ! Still insanely jealous , and why didn't you get any sushi ? Or the Satan to new DIYers like me . I thought I * had * all the flavors I wanted for the time being ... You want me to answer that without spoiling it ? :D I see what you did there ... Wait ... Peoplemover closing ! The soundtrack is obnoxious , proceed with caution . all content as in all skins ? gratz :p want a candy ? sucker . go back to your pot smoking . the weighting scale ? ! So as in same you mean completely different . You heard me . That thing is like almost all blue and you call it green What is a Nozdormu and how does it taste ? ( Guess God decided to spend a little extra time on that lawn Nothing wrong with asking but this is probably not the best place to inquire about a feature or enhancement . Thanks for putting the words ' ketchup ' and ' bloody shit ' together in a sentence . There's an association in my head that will never go away . Yup ! I could probably have gotten her in one shot but I wanted to get her closer to 50 % health just to be " safe . " ಠ_ಠ What did I just look at ? woah there buddy ┌ ( Is you Vegan ? Serious question though , do you have " That little kid screaming in the Benoit video . with username-mule entering Colombia ? what's wrong with gingers man ? lol and that's totally me , not a popular pic from google images or anything Guyana here , no my country is not located in Africa . That's guinea ( I believe ) . And yes English is the language over here . Also I'm not African You can also do it on the alien blue app . Pull the arrow up the top down and scroll left . Enjoy I just believe we should not be selling a sandwich with fungus on it . And we also don't ride polar bears for all the retarded 12 year old Americans out there That would explain why I was dying behind walls on 24/7 Metro yesterday … Thanks . I'm humiliated but grateful . Ah yes , the death penalty . The sign of democratic and progressive nations . ( I'm looking at you Belarus I don't like cooking around my boyfriend because he hates onions , beans , mushrooms , and apparently chili . So any time I use one of those as a flavoring agent that isn't necessarily detectable in the end result and he sees me , he goes ' WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT . ' Lifestyle . Really ? Revolutionary Girl Utena . I'm prepared to fight ( ง Yeah I usually let people know as a courtesy , but if I see people with bad attitudes or doing some weird multi-machine mess around I'll hover doing the stare just thinking * * FEEL ME I've completed a bunch of low lol quest and 2h later noticed I did not get exp from them You're still an ass , though . ( I mostly daydream about cuddling with my bf for the first time . 2 years and no cuddles is rough This happens to me too ლ ( Thanks a lot pleb They all sound fake as shit , they all happened within 5 minutes of each other , they all have 1 link karma and comment karma in the 1,000 s , they are all about 8 month old accounts , and they all have an underscore in their username .... including yours Don't ! Sometimes they're photoshopped * dirty * diapers . I just want to know where the same type of mod for Geralt is This is why old people shouldn't drive I had a similar response I see what you did there ... Yeah , threesomes are weird . How do you know ? Murloc Mage , rank 5 . I lost at turn 6 that sounds a lot like my conservative friends who while accepting climate change don't think government should do anything about it which makes me go just found out about tagthesponsor today Ugh . My parents did this . And I'm the third kid with the wacko name What kind of sick bastard brings their kid to this shit ? > I was struck by lightning ... and bit by a cobra I've purchased one of these things . Utter garbage . App barely works , and I can never tell when it is being detected by the iOS device . Stay away . Oh boy , he just found a new hobby I feel almost like this is a hoax . It's so bad it can't be true , right ? Careful there , I got shit on by someone online when I said that f.lux isn't a great alternative to dark mode because I prefer darker UIs instead of a yellowish layer ( It was more or less the same in my school . We girls got a separate sex ed class that was all about periods and puberty ( though they hardly taught us anything ; even said we could flush tampons through the toilet Elle va à l ' école en brassi ère ? Can't wait to have my comics interrupted half way through the page Yes , let him go into cardiac arrest first . Then jump in when safe ( only if you did not eaten recently - don't want a cramp ) . This is the most logical thing to do . I spent a bunch on engrams and it gave me a Nothing Manacles with a 44/44 split Or are you the one stalking him ? Rubber pellets in places you even never knew about Batman isn't gay ! " Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis " is missing . Julio Humberto Grondona : DEAD Are we calling it " the chan " now ? Sweet . You've really let your spelling go to shit lately Noak The production company is called Snuff Puppets uh , ok , cause this wont devolve into a shit show . I work with lasers and people do this all the time ... " but we don't want to cut polycarbonate ! " we want to cut lexan ! " ... Rhino , no , no smashing . Don't be embarrassed " release the Algieri " i can do that just because i dont wanna burn my mouth for a whole week , but i can never wait for stones ... no shit Sherlock Really ? He stopped . ლ ( It's a problem on both grounds , in my view . This is ( a ) a plain link that ( b ) leads to yet more links . No direct content . Fucking reddit ... ( Serious Face ( Wait . Was that you holding the bots long ago in domination ? You were in my party and started holding the bots ( and me as an anime warrior girl ) with cheer / song and when we lost you started spammin " blame ally " Honestly boring No . I saw a used FMG 4 for like 280 with upgrades and a bunch of mags the day after I bought my CXP and I was like k Deleted for no politics from r / news , deleted from politics for already submitted . I hate this . It should say " eat dick " and there should be a dick ( or dickbutt ) on the plate Attenborough's face though I swear it looks like your bike is looking at me funny Cute ! ... Cute ! ... Cute ! ... Cute ! ... I am a huge fan of / u / _prissy_ - This subreddit is about the CARD GAME , Cards Against Humanity . This post has nothing to do with that . It's far , FAR off-topic . So , obviously , I'm removing it . I'm sure you can find a subreddit much more appropriate for this ( very disturbing ! Much to my exasperation , the Goddess was too busy eating Samgyeopsal . Apparently she wasn't attending to her physical clones at the time of this filming . That's exactly what a pr intern would say Is that , .. a fanny pack ? ( WOW HAHA ISNT THIS A FUNNY POST ಠ_ಠ Not enough Really ? ! ? ? No hey isn't that the guy who spelled his name wrong ? ! ? This ins my downstairs neighbor ... No worries ! I'd hate to be the downstairs from him if I can here him . Oh god e . e i forgot about the placement and why . There's a scene you can only catch in the trailer for the movie where the same kid asks if he can spread it " elsewhere " Subbed XD d Im of the mind it never happened ! are we still speaking euphemistically ? If so ... My fiance once barged in on me while I was peeing . I panicked , slammed the door shut again , finished , and went back in our bedroom ... where I found him shitting into a plastic grocery bag . I am more butthurt over it than I would have expected . I don't know the guy and don't support DDoS . But for an Anon to be like , " An Anon got killed ! . . . Ha ha , JK ! " . . . how did you ... Probably will never find out unless they gain evidence via ... Social media ... Or Internet ... Do you see a smile on my face She meant Jinx after the kill He's said in interviews that's exactly why he does it , he thinks his long name gives him an advantage , sometimes enemies can't see his health bar and stuff That bildeberg group Goal in Spanish is Gol ... Don't be a language tester mate Basalt is not a mineral Looks like we've got ourselves an ex-ception Ah trolling the yanks again I see . Yes , PBS is a notoriously unreliable clickbait site , barely one step above Buzzfeed . expected that to be a shock image for a second Sometimes i imagine my life with total strangers . The proposal , the wedding , kids , him dying of old age ... Wtf is wrong with me ? ? For some reason the first thing that popped into my head was that this would be like porn for Winnie the Pooh . / r / kile 8998 has been taken HE'S the speech teacher ? This Han Bei Song is always messing with my brain Might as well throw nostrils , belly buttons and skull-fucking into the mix Lol srsly Do you even reddit ? Why the hell is this a comment ? This is a self post so you can edit your text . Not much acclaim even for second place . One of our greatest non violent actions for an entire species , and couldn't even complete its own scheduled goals and was cancelled prior to completion . Depends on where they go . ( I like and respect Mr . newell but I hope you're not serious Ugh . I was thinking about getting some ice cream but then this came up and now I've lost my appetite Listen buddy , put your real comments away or you're gonna find yourself in trouble , you hear ? ノ ( You're not already ? Same here bro except my situation is slightly different - I like a girl and she likes me back ( btw both 16 years old here ) . She's way out of my league but me being lazy and poor means I want her to be treated right , but at the same time I'm not exactly able to pay for dates and stuff as well as ive never had a gf before so idk what to do being a hypothetical boyfriend . i mean beacon and you know it ray knight mfw watching dark jiewa Why you do this to me ? I bought my 07 with 24k miles for $ 3400 . The eruption of .. Well infinity is kind of long , specially towards the end Making Flint MI look lazy . You can't be serious Then he became a lumberjack What a way to go ( What a dumb fucking bitch It's one of the most heartbreaking scenes in game If we get / u / PleaseRespectTables here as a result of ┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( 10 minutes ? It should be doing it * constantly * It's great until some * colored hooligans * come along and flip the thing over That's the entirety of the Moscow mission , tovarish . That's right , forgot APOEL . he's from Tallahassee too Who says this game is near death ? Oh God don't get PETA involved ! This is how you Summon them FREE S M ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) ノ ( ಠ_ಠノ ) ノ ( What do I do with 7 Liu Beis ? Not so much funny as just dumb So no blowjobs or alcohol ? The big " BJP " conveniently hides the original ' poor ' in the poster . They love ruining the maps that I love ? I remember when my dads brother came to the states when I was in 2nd grade . I walked into the bathroom and he was squatting on the seat like the old school toilets in India . Like the " holy shit that's terrifying / sad " chills BC thank god abhi light hai , subha 6 hour ka cut that Can you ? So you killed the stripper , too ? TIL Texas is smaller than Connecticut , and that Russia is smaller than the U . S . And that Russia is somehow smaller than Alaska What the fuck is up with Franky's eyes I don't want to hear that from a yasuo People are so mean about noses , my brother used to call me concord , my friend used to pretend my nose had its own gravataional field , and my ex lovveeed that i had something wrong my my fade , my nose . Dude .... I'll be a sex offender ( I wonder what other FPS games OP has been playing